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Hello, this is Phineas J. Baltaris III. I'm here

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to deliver your music news this evening. This

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is Phineas J. Baltaris III. That has been your

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music news for this evening. I have one burning

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question for you all. Do people really skip around

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the Maypole? This is Phineas J. Baltaris III.

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That has been your music news for this evening.

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I have one burning question for you all. Do people

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really skip around the Maypole? We are the music.

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We are the music. All right, enough. I love doing

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that part. I'm getting better at it, too. Yes,

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you are. Or at least better at being worse. Better

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at being bad. We are the Music Creeps. Oh, I'm

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Mark. I'm Topher. This is for the last show you'll

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hear, too, the Sports Bastards. I'm still Mark

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on that. Are you still Topher on that one? I'm

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still Topher on that one, yeah. We weren't able

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to catch this breaking news, but it looks like

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the Chiefs are considering if... The Falcons

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release Kirk Cousins to save $35 million in cap

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hit. The Chiefs are looking at signing him as

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next year's season starter until Mahomes is ready.

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Yep. I think that's a smart move. I think it

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is, too. He's 37, but, hell, how old is Brady?

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Yeah, yeah, we got the Kirkster on our side.

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We're all right, man. The most important thing

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is they can relax. They can let Mahomes heal.

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Yes. Kirk Cousins is a fine quarterback that

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can carry the load until they get back. And he

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keeps his 500. They're going to be happy. And

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Minshew's contract is up. You don't resign him?

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No. No. Especially now that he's injured, which

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is mean. No, no, no. But also, I mean, that throw

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was not necessary. He was forcing it into Kelsey.

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Yeah. Probably because Kelsey said, hey, man,

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just throw it to me next pass. The safety, I

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believe it was, was right there watching. Depped

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right in. He could not wait. He saw Minshew's

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eyes, and he's like, oh. Okay, let me stand back

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here until he launches, and then let me jump

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in front of him. So, yeah, that alone I wouldn't

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rehire Minshew, but not only that, but he's spotty

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anyhow, and that's how come he's always been

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a backup. Cousins is a starter a lot more than

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Minshew ever was. Yeah, his body work is much

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better. Yeah. He's actually a pretty good quarterback,

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and he should be able to be a serviceable quarterback

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to at least keep his 500 because our schedule

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should be easier next year. Well, I guess we

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should chase the music, the sports bastards out.

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Get out of here. We can talk about that for a

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while. All right, this is Mark of the Music Creeps.

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I'm Tobert. Of the music creeds? Of the music

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creeds. All right, good. Now that we know that.

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Yeah. All right, you got something you want to

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go into? Here's a fun little douchebaggy thing

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I found. Oh, good. Tesla is marking down their

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Cybertrucks in price again. Again? Again. They

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were originally, when they came out, they were

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$80 ,000. Uh -huh. Enough. Uh -huh. Because most

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people were spending $100 ,000. Oh, most of them,

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yeah, were spending over because of all the extras

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and everything. Yeah. Usually over. Now they're

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marking down the price of a brand new one to

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$35 ,000. That is better than most regular trucks.

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Isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Now, the existing Tesla

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Cybertruck owners are pissed as hell because

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this kills the resale. They were accustomed to

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selling their used ones for like 30 grand. If

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you got one, you're fucked. You're fucked now,

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yeah. You're going to get maybe 10 out of yours

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if you're lucky. And if you bought it for that

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price, no sense in doing a lawsuit. You're not

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going to win it. You signed on the line. Yeah,

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yeah. That's free market. They get to change

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prices. They don't owe you shit. Yeah, so...

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And then I had a little bit about the Doomsday

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Glacier. Have you heard about the Doomsday Glacier

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in Antarctica? I've heard about it for over the

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last 10 years or so. Yes, I have too. It's the

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Thwaites Glacier, T -H -W -A -I -T -E -S. It's

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a very large glacier, and apparently the way

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it's situated, typically as glaciers move, they

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move downhill, of course, gravity's pulling them,

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and they move downhill towards the sea. Now,

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the Thwaites Glacier... is different in that

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there's a geological feature on the floor of

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the ocean that is like a sticking spot for the

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glacier. So it kind of hangs up on there and

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backs up the way stuff backs up from a clogged

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drain. So for a long, long time, you've had this

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feature on the floor of the ocean that's been

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holding things back and slowing things down.

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Well, it's not holding anymore. And the glacier's

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starting to crack in multiple directions in multiple

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ways. Cracks anywhere from two to eight kilometers

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long. And it's all starting to break apart. And

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they said if it goes the way they think it is,

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then that whole big backlog is going to come

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tumbling down and flood into the ocean. The way

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you pull the wad of gunk out of your drain and

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all the water goes flushing down. That's what's

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going to happen, and by the time it gets into

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the ocean and then melts, it'll raise sea levels

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worldwide by about a foot and a half. And you

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don't think a foot and a half's a lot? Wait till

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that happens. Now, on the other hand, I have

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been hearing for a long time that ocean levels

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are rising. They are. I've been seeing pictures

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of places getting flooded. Bonaire. Go ahead,

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and I'll tell you my story about Bonaire. We

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were there earlier. I've also seen photographs

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of, like, the Statue of Liberty and the big pedestal

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it's on from, like, the 1880s. And you can see,

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very clearly see, where the ocean level is. Photographs

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taken now, ocean level's at the exact same spot.

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Now, if it's higher anywhere, it's got to be

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higher everywhere. Yes, I agree. It can't just

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be higher there and lower here. So why isn't

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it higher there? And then you start looking at

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a lot of other touristy spots around the globe

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that people have been taking pictures of for

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about 100 years. And you look at those old photographs

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from the ocean level still exactly where it was

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before. Okay, then, all right, then this is bullshit.

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Doesn't this kind of seem like it? Yeah, I think

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so. The lady that was the tour guide on the bus

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in Bonaire earlier this year said that the north

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side of the island, was going to be submerged

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in water in the next five years because the ocean

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rising. I guess she was wrong, it sounds like.

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Yeah. She was talking about the resorts there

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and going, you know, if you're going to book

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one after five years up there, don't do it and

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all that stuff. Thank you. Yeah. I forgot to

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mark it right here. Oh, no, no, that's fine.

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It's okay. Thank you. You guys got any questions

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but generally the winter flavor. It's a hot sandwich.

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It's delicious. Sounds good to me. And we have

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I love it. Okay. Wow. All right. Thank you. Appreciate

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it. Thanks. City Market Coffee, best coffee in

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Kansas City and probably in the world. It's the

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only one I drink when I'm down here. Yeah, me

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too. All right. Have a slider. I wonder if they

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have dairy in them anywhere. Oh, I don't know.

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In that case, have a french fry. Grab a french

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fry. Here we go. Okay. So, well, while you eat,

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Nazareth is still out there doing stuff, making

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music, playing dates. They have just replaced

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their singer. Their original singer, Dan McCafferty,

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left the band 10 years ago and since passed away.

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Christian McCafferty's brother. Yes. And they've

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been using a singer named Carl Sentence in the

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meantime. Okay. Now, they're not saying why he's

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gone. They're just saying lead singer Carl Sentence

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and the band Nazareth have parted ways. That

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means something is really pissed, and there's

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probably going to be legal action, and they don't

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want to say anything to prejudice anybody. That's

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what it is. Yep. So they've hired a guy named

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Gianni Pontillo from the German metal band Victory.

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So you can go out and listen to some songs by

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Victory and see how he sounds, but Nazareth is

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pretty excited about him. Okay. Never heard of

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Carl Sentence or... Gianni Pontillo, but then

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again, I'm an old man living in the Midwest.

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Same here. Original Jethro Tull guitarist Mick

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Abrahams has died at age 82. He was a founding

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member and played on their first album. Then

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he left and started his own band called Blodwin

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Pig. Is it Bloodwin or Blodwin Pig? But he was

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very, very well thought of by all the members

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of Jethro still. They all are mourning his loss,

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so he left on good terms, apparently. Okay. I'll

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have to check out Blodwin Pig. Okay. So Jethro

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Tull's still touring? No, I don't think so. It's

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just this guitarist guy. I mean, the band is

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still together, but I don't think they're really

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doing anything. They're not really touring. They

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might do a one -off here or there, right? Yeah.

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But they're not actually really touring. Festivals.

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Ian Anderson's got to be near 80. Yeah, he's

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probably 80 as well. Yeah. Okay. Yngwie Malmsteen?

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Yeah. He is slamming all the singers he's ever

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worked with. Yeah, like Jeff Scott Soto and all

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of them. And I couldn't believe it because he

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had some really good singers. I've got a list

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of them here. Jeff Scott Soto, Mark Bowles, Mark

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Weitz, Joe Lynn Turner. Yep. Goran Edmund, Michael

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Vassara, Matt Levins, Jorn Landa, Doogie White,

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Tim Ripper Owens. He's slamming all of them and

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using capital letters in his tweets to yell in

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his social media posts. How rude. He's saying

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all of them have wanted credit for his... compositions.

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And he's like, hey man, you come in and write

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a line or two of words or maybe change a little

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bit of melody. You don't get songwriting credit,

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man. It's my song. I wrote it. And you're all

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a bunch of users and losers and you're no talent.

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He actually pointed out, what have they done

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without me? Huh? Nothing. Well, it could be argued,

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what has the mountain steam done in the last

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50 years? 40 years? 30 years? Whatever. He is

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really coming off as the total narcissist. Because

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he went on to say, Man, sometimes I just wake

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up and I've got like the fully formed song in

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my head all the way down to the final production.

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Like, okay, bragger. So he's trying to make it

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sound like I don't need anybody and you're all

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just damn lucky I let you play on my album. Wow.

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Okay. He's turning into a crackpot. He is notorious

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for being narcissistic, actually. Because he's

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the guy that went off when someone compared him

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to Ritchie Blackmore. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. The

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way he holds the guitar, the way he looks when

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he's playing guitar, the guitar itself, everything

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screams Ritchie Blackmore, including his riffs

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when he's trying to do songs and not trying to

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do these long instrumentals. And he said, I am

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not blues -based. I'm classical -based. So is

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Ritchie Blackmore. I know. I know. Bullshit.

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Ever since I read that, I never took him seriously

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on anything that he said because it's obvious.

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But also, the other thing that got me was, they're

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talking about Generation X, and Steve Vai doesn't

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really, or was it Steve Vai? I think so. Yeah,

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yeah, he had to share co -headline, or no, no,

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no, he had to let Yngwie be the headliner for

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him to join the tour. Otherwise, he wasn't going

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to do it. But Steve Vai is much more accomplished

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and much more successful than Malmsteen has ever

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been. commercially yeah i'd say so yeah and so

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he was talking about but he wasn't mad about

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it someone asked him i goes yeah he goes he wanted

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to have the main seat so we let him you know

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and also he had all these stipulations and stuff

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allegedly you know i need this i need that i

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need this but the only way to get that generation

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x tour off of the ground they needed him so they

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had to um yeah yeah but um Like I said, they

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weren't dogging him. Steve Vai was not dogging

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him. He said, no, it's fine. He said, he can

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have it. He's a great guitarist. He deserves

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it. You know, he didn't have any ego in it where

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Malmsteen was nothing but ego. He was all worried

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about being number two instead of number one.

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So this just fits everything that I've ever heard

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about the guy. I've got a Steve Vai story that

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fits in with this. Steve was saying that back

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when he was basically a nobody and Frank Zappa

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hired him for his band. I forgot about that.

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Yeah. He was listed in the credits as impossible

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guitar parts, Steve Vai. Zappa was right. Zappa

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was paying him a compliment. But he said there

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was a time when it was just himself and Frank

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in the studio at like 2 in the morning, and they

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both had acoustic guitars. That's pretty much

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Frank. They were just jamming. And Steve just

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stopped and thought. how the hell did I get here?

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I'm sitting in Frank Zappa's studio jamming with

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Frank Zappa. I'm nobody. How the hell did I get

00:14:38.809 --> 00:14:40.690
here? See, Mountainstein would be like, what's

00:14:40.690 --> 00:14:44.350
this guy doing in my area? Yeah, meh. Yeah. But

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Frank said, okay, Steve, how many Jimi Hendrixes

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are there? He's like, well, just one. He's like,

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how many Vinnie Kaliudas are there? Just one.

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He's like, how many Steve Vies are there? And

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he's like, well, I don't get it. Frank said,

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there's only one of you, and someday people are

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going to see the very special and unique things

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about you, and they're all going to say there's

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only one Steve Vai. And they are. And he said

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that gave him a lot of confidence. He said, if

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Frank Zappa thought I had something really special

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in me, then by God, I do. Yeah, very much so.

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Frank Zappa was not a bullshitter. No. He had

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his problems and his issues. He just kind of...

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He didn't like strong women, let me put it that

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way. Yeah. Frank Zappa musically, I'll tell you

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what, I would listen to him above everybody because

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of his honesty. He had nothing to hide, literally

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nothing to hide. Yep. Yeah, he did what he did,

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and he was not ashamed of it. And lyrically,

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a lot of his songs are ugly, but just don't pay

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attention. Listen to the music. The music is

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amazing. He'd sing from the heart, and this is

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what he felt. So I can't necessarily blame him,

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because that does make a great song. Outrage,

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disappointment, all this stuff makes great songs.

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It does. And he illustrated it so well in his

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songs. I thought that was a nice story. It was.

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Did you know that Simon Cowell has a boy band?

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I read something. Go ahead. I did read something

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about it. Well, actually, Simon Cowell has...

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a netflix tv show that's it yeah it's called

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the next act so that's why he's looking for a

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boy band is because that's the premise of the

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tv show and the tv show is how he's making his

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money and the boy band is just getting used okay

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so he's got one put together and he calls it

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december 10. spelled with a one and a zero okay

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there is a scottish metal band that's been around

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for a while called december 10th spelled T -E

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-N -T -H. Okay. And they're taking Simon Cowell

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and his band to court saying, uh -uh, this is

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way too close to our name, and the proof is we've

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got like 10 ,000 new followers on our webpage

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who think we're a boy band. So obviously the

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name is too close and it's causing confusion.

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And the metal band picked the name December 10th

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because that was the date a friend of theirs

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was executed. He was having a lot of mental issues

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and did some wrong and bad things, and the Scottish

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government executed him on December 10th. So

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that's where they named their band. So they don't

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want to change their name. But Simon Cowell was

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playing this off as, oh, this is nothing, it's

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totally different. No, they're going to win.

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Yeah, yeah. Especially since the boy band is

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strictly for the purposes of a TV show, whereas

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the Scottish metal band is actually doing it

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to be a band. Simon Cowell's band can change

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their name to anything because they're nothing

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yet. So, yeah, I would see this going. The prize

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are yours. Oh, thank you. I'm completely full.

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Thank you. Yep, you're welcome. But how weird

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that Simon Cowell's got a boy band. He likes

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being on TV. No, that's just it. To me, he's

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an attention whore. What better way? That's pretty

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much how everyone is looking at Greta Thunberg

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now. Oh, gosh. She's a joke. She always has been,

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but now people see it for what it is. The term

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I've heard is fame whore. Yep. I saw a video

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taken of she and some followers were on this

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boat trying to get to Gaza to help them. I know.

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And they were being turned away. And one of the

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people was taking, like, like one liter plastic

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soda bottles that were empty and stuffing a few

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dollar bills in it, put the lid back on and throwing

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it overboard in the ocean and saying we're doing

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this so this money will float to shore and help

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the people of Gaza. But they never got it. It's

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so stupid. It's a meaningless gesture that's

00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:03.519
not going to do it good and how childish and

00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:06.220
stupid to stand there in front of a camera, stuff

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a few dollar bills in a plastic bottle. And throw

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it in the ocean a mile and a half from shore.

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And where's Gaza going to go buy this stuff at?

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I know, it's just a stupid gesture. They're right

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next to the ocean. They're not going to go down

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to 7 -Eleven and buy themselves a fucking burrito.

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They're going to still be getting there, getting

00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.960
pushed into the ocean, basically. So, it's ridiculous.

00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.460
Greta Thunberg has always been, in my opinion,

00:19:30.619 --> 00:19:35.079
full of shit. Yeah, and I'm not really even...

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convinced it's all her doing. No, someone's pushing

00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:40.660
her. Somebody's got their hand up the back of

00:19:40.660 --> 00:19:42.880
her shirt like the Triloquist dummy and is telling

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her what to do and when to do it, and it's all

00:19:44.900 --> 00:19:47.299
really bad advice. The problem is that she's

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not a cute little girl anymore. She's not a very

00:19:50.380 --> 00:19:56.079
attractive 20 -something female, which has no

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clout in this world at all. And according to

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reports, she's also trying to make her point

00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:05.880
about... the environment by not bathing anymore.

00:20:06.059 --> 00:20:09.380
Oh, yeah. So now she is, like, super skanky.

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And I saw a recent photograph of some people,

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some police escorting her through a crowd, and

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they all had the surgeon gloves on because they

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didn't want to touch her because she's just so

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stinky and dirty. That girl is going to wind

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up in some mental institution and then write

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a tell -all book in about 20 years. Yeah, yeah,

00:20:28.559 --> 00:20:30.420
what they did to her. She didn't want to make

00:20:30.420 --> 00:20:37.480
her that fucked up. Yep. Yeah. I read they punched

00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:39.660
her asshole every time she didn't do whatever

00:20:39.660 --> 00:20:42.119
they said. They punched her in the asshole really,

00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.400
really hard. Probably so. Yeah, yeah. I think

00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:46.220
there's some OnlyFans pages like that. I think

00:20:46.220 --> 00:20:48.359
so, too. That might have been the one that Shannon

00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:52.200
Sharp was on. Oh, I bet it was. Yeah. Stinkstar

00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:55.779
punching. Stinkstar punching. Dirty Baloo not

00:20:55.779 --> 00:21:01.769
jabbing. Yeah. Okay. How did we get there? I

00:21:01.769 --> 00:21:04.009
don't know. Anyhow. Jane's Addiction. Remember

00:21:04.009 --> 00:21:06.509
them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perry Farrell, that nice

00:21:06.509 --> 00:21:10.769
guy. Yeah. Guess what? They're trying to reconcile

00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:13.329
and get back together now. They need money. They

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need money. They hated each other. Yeah. How

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many fistfights did they get into on stage? God,

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I don't know. Quite a few. Quite a few. But now

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they're spinning what happened as... well, Perry

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Farrell has addictions and he's got some mental

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health issues and that led to the violence and

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we just want to be able to reconcile and make

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more music. But they want to sell legacy products.

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That's what they want to do. They want people

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to buy the box sets and the t -shirts and the

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reissues of concert t -shirts. They're not going

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to be getting together and making music. They're

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not going to be releasing albums. They just want

00:21:54.339 --> 00:21:56.420
everyone to think they're back together, so they'll

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buy the legacy products. That's all this is,

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and pretty much everybody is recognizing it immediately.

00:22:02.220 --> 00:22:05.460
Even the article I read about it was basically

00:22:05.460 --> 00:22:07.859
sneering at them and being so transparent that

00:22:07.859 --> 00:22:10.660
they're just trying to grab the money. I will

00:22:10.660 --> 00:22:14.319
never see them because of that. Number one, they're

00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:15.900
not going to put on a good show because they

00:22:15.900 --> 00:22:19.279
hate each other. But not only that, but all the

00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:21.140
things that they've said in the press and everything,

00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:24.220
why would I want to go see them? It's going to

00:22:24.220 --> 00:22:27.299
be almost as bad as the Triumph show. We're going

00:22:27.299 --> 00:22:29.660
to get in that in a minute. The only reason I

00:22:29.660 --> 00:22:32.460
want to go is because of April Wine. Yeah. Because

00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:35.039
April Wine, to me, has been criminally underrated.

00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:38.599
That man was so good. And they haven't been around

00:22:38.599 --> 00:22:41.400
in a long time, and I appreciate Triumph getting

00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:46.099
them. Yeah. But I don't appreciate them. Well,

00:22:46.140 --> 00:22:48.099
you can go into it. Do you want to go into it

00:22:48.099 --> 00:22:51.079
or do it a little bit later? Let's go ahead.

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Okay. I read an article from Triumph bass player

00:22:55.819 --> 00:22:59.500
Mike Levine. And the article started out with,

00:22:59.579 --> 00:23:04.400
I've got this medical issue, damage to my hand,

00:23:04.460 --> 00:23:11.160
and I really can't play well anymore. So, they're

00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:16.099
doing the 50th anniversary tour. And it's Mike

00:23:16.099 --> 00:23:20.460
Levine bass, Rick Emmett. Hey there, slap nuts.

00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:26.200
It's time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my

00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:28.619
little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol

00:23:28.619 --> 00:23:31.799
with your music news. The latest news from the

00:23:31.799 --> 00:23:34.900
coroner and the death of Ace Brealey. His founding

00:23:34.900 --> 00:23:38.059
member, lead guitarist, and successful solo artist

00:23:38.059 --> 00:23:42.130
was Ace Had a Stroke. and led to his fall that

00:23:42.130 --> 00:23:44.569
resulted in a brain bleed and his unfortunate

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passing. We already miss you, Ace. Condolences

00:23:47.809 --> 00:23:51.970
to his family and friends. This is Johnny Rohypnol.

00:23:52.210 --> 00:23:55.569
That was your music news. And remember, bar chords

00:23:55.569 --> 00:24:12.380
are bullshit. drummer and a guitar player and

00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:14.619
two of them can sing two of them can sing just

00:24:14.619 --> 00:24:19.519
like rick emmett and he said in a script meeting

00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:22.299
with rick emmett about the show now it's already

00:24:22.299 --> 00:24:24.279
pretty sad that they're having script meetings

00:24:24.279 --> 00:24:27.119
to script out their live show when you send me

00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:31.200
when you i i was like oh my god when i thought

00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:35.880
it was bad it was worse yeah so what they're

00:24:35.880 --> 00:24:39.380
talking about doing they're not even going to

00:24:39.380 --> 00:24:43.539
play a full song Everyone. They can't do it.

00:24:43.859 --> 00:24:46.440
They're unable to do it. And they're not even

00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:48.579
trying to hide the fact that they're unable to

00:24:48.579 --> 00:24:50.480
play even a full one of their own songs. They're

00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:52.339
going to have these other people do it. Yeah,

00:24:52.339 --> 00:24:54.079
they're going to have those other three people

00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:58.119
on stage and the three original members of Triumph.

00:24:58.220 --> 00:25:00.740
This is straight from Mike Levine, the bass player.

00:25:01.220 --> 00:25:04.259
So we were deciding when in the song that we

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:07.740
should just turn it over to the other guys. I

00:25:07.740 --> 00:25:09.579
forget what song you mentioned. It's like after

00:25:09.579 --> 00:25:13.240
the first verse, they were just going to turn

00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:15.119
it over to the other guys. And the three original

00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:16.900
members of Triumph are just going to stand there

00:25:16.900 --> 00:25:20.720
and watch. So basically, they're touring with

00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:24.180
their own cover band, and about 80 % of what

00:25:24.180 --> 00:25:27.579
you're going to hear is the cover band. And then

00:25:27.579 --> 00:25:30.099
the next song, the original Triumph members will

00:25:30.099 --> 00:25:34.079
play maybe up through the chorus. And Mike Levine

00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:35.539
is saying, yeah, then there's this one guitar

00:25:35.539 --> 00:25:39.109
solo. The backup musician does a better job,

00:25:39.250 --> 00:25:41.970
so he's going to play that. Then this guy's going

00:25:41.970 --> 00:25:43.750
to sing this song, because he sings it so much

00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:47.569
better now than Rick does, and blah, blah. That's

00:25:47.569 --> 00:25:50.430
what passes for a live concert now, is basically

00:25:50.430 --> 00:25:53.549
the guys are going to stand around with you while

00:25:53.549 --> 00:25:57.109
you watch the cover band. That's just so stupid.

00:25:57.390 --> 00:25:58.910
Do you actually believe that they're even going

00:25:58.910 --> 00:26:00.849
to do any of the song? No. I don't think so.

00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:05.329
To me, that does not sound right. We're deciding

00:26:05.329 --> 00:26:08.130
when to turn the song over. How is that going

00:26:08.130 --> 00:26:10.650
to be done? You know how music's produced. You

00:26:10.650 --> 00:26:12.529
know how it is on stage. You've been on stage

00:26:12.529 --> 00:26:16.450
before. Yeah. Okay. That is not how it works.

00:26:17.289 --> 00:26:20.230
No. I think it's almost impossible for them to

00:26:20.230 --> 00:26:22.369
just go, all right, now just start taking over

00:26:22.369 --> 00:26:25.269
my lead while I'm letting it go. No, there's

00:26:25.269 --> 00:26:27.009
not a transition like that. It's going to be

00:26:27.009 --> 00:26:29.410
horrible. The only way it could possibly work

00:26:29.410 --> 00:26:32.369
if all six of them started playing at once and

00:26:32.369 --> 00:26:35.490
the three tribute band guys, Just played really

00:26:35.490 --> 00:26:37.509
quiet and simple, and then at a certain pre -range

00:26:37.509 --> 00:26:39.410
point, they just turn up and the guys turn down.

00:26:39.690 --> 00:26:41.910
I guess that could be done like that. But it's

00:26:41.910 --> 00:26:44.089
going to sound like shit. Yeah, I mean, I don't

00:26:44.089 --> 00:26:45.809
know how you can sync all that up and make it

00:26:45.809 --> 00:26:49.730
sound good. I'm not even sure if this tour is

00:26:49.730 --> 00:26:51.809
going to happen, actually. Because I think that

00:26:51.809 --> 00:26:53.650
a lot of people, when they read this, are like,

00:26:53.769 --> 00:26:56.250
I don't know. Yeah, I mean, they're telling you

00:26:56.250 --> 00:26:58.089
right up front you're not going to see Triumph

00:26:58.089 --> 00:27:00.690
play. Maybe a little bit here and there. I know

00:27:00.690 --> 00:27:02.750
people go and see Foreigner and stuff like that

00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:05.609
with no original members, but the way they worded

00:27:05.609 --> 00:27:09.150
this does not look good at all. It looks to me

00:27:09.150 --> 00:27:12.089
like a cash grab, and what you're having is the

00:27:12.089 --> 00:27:14.769
people standing there that were original, and

00:27:14.769 --> 00:27:17.250
actually a cover band is playing everything.

00:27:17.470 --> 00:27:21.130
Yeah. It just blows my mind that they're being

00:27:21.130 --> 00:27:24.410
so open about this. They think, oh, everyone

00:27:24.410 --> 00:27:25.950
will just flock to this. This is good enough.

00:27:26.539 --> 00:27:29.019
They don't deserve any better for their $50,

00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:32.519
$60, $100 tickets, whatever. I was so stoked

00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:34.680
to see Tribe 2. We were talking about that, remember?

00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:37.200
Yeah, we were going to go. Yeah, and also, we've

00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:39.279
always been talking about what an underrated

00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:41.859
band they've been. They got compared to Rush

00:27:41.859 --> 00:27:43.980
because they're from Canada, but there's no comparison.

00:27:44.819 --> 00:27:49.460
But they did their thing so well. Yeah. And if

00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:51.279
they can't play anymore, if they can't play a

00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:54.539
whole song or even a whole set, then don't go

00:27:54.539 --> 00:27:57.269
out on the road, dude. Do like Ace Frehley did.

00:27:57.369 --> 00:28:01.109
Hire a good guitarist, and he does what he could

00:28:01.109 --> 00:28:04.089
do, and then the other guitarist does the rest

00:28:04.089 --> 00:28:07.650
of it. Yeah, the whole concept of we'll stop

00:28:07.650 --> 00:28:10.750
and they'll take over, it's just wrong. It just

00:28:10.750 --> 00:28:13.089
sounds so wrong. He should have never said it

00:28:13.089 --> 00:28:16.799
like that. Yeah. Can't take it back now. Yeah,

00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:18.640
he should have said backtracking because that's

00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:21.079
sexy now. Yeah. Oh, you want it to sound better?

00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.579
Okay. No, live music's dead, like you said. Yeah.

00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:26.480
And I don't want anything to do with it. And

00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:30.779
earlier we were talking about Nikki Sixx. Do

00:28:30.779 --> 00:28:32.380
you want to go into that really quick? Sure.

00:28:32.700 --> 00:28:36.579
Okay. Now, what did he say, you know, not verbatim

00:28:36.579 --> 00:28:42.240
but around? He was calling out older rock stars.

00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:44.660
who are going out and acting like they're still

00:28:44.660 --> 00:28:48.559
25. Although he does. He does, yeah. I'm sure

00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:50.480
he was talking directly about David Lee Roth.

00:28:50.700 --> 00:28:53.799
Yeah, there's no doubt. All the video that's

00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:57.599
out about him, he is so creepy. Yeah. And the

00:28:57.599 --> 00:28:59.960
way he grabs his ass isn't like, hey females,

00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:01.839
it's kind of like, come and get it, whoever.

00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:05.599
Yeah. It is just creepy as hell. There's always

00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:08.380
been questions about him anyhow. Yeah. There

00:29:08.380 --> 00:29:11.289
have been large questions about him. It has not

00:29:11.289 --> 00:29:16.289
made anything any better. His solo vocals are

00:29:16.289 --> 00:29:19.750
atrocious. He does some sort of a noise that

00:29:19.750 --> 00:29:24.170
isn't usually possible. Yeah, it's just some

00:29:24.170 --> 00:29:26.369
squeak out of his damaged vocal cords. Yeah,

00:29:26.369 --> 00:29:30.490
his vocal cords are like toast. But people are

00:29:30.490 --> 00:29:32.349
going and watching it, so he's grabbing the money.

00:29:32.430 --> 00:29:34.609
So, yeah, I don't blame him. But, you know, those

00:29:34.609 --> 00:29:38.230
people are drying up. I mean, not literally,

00:29:38.309 --> 00:29:41.529
but the people who will see is like, you know,

00:29:41.529 --> 00:29:45.470
he was so hot in 1975 or 1985, but I'm going

00:29:45.470 --> 00:29:48.089
to go see him because he was hot back then. That

00:29:48.089 --> 00:29:50.970
works maybe once. Well, some of the video, you

00:29:50.970 --> 00:29:53.410
ought to see the old fucking, the old nasties

00:29:53.410 --> 00:29:56.470
that are in the front row there. It's so bad

00:29:56.470 --> 00:29:57.930
that even David Lee Roth doesn't want to look

00:29:57.930 --> 00:30:00.390
at them. They look like he does. Yeah. Like he

00:30:00.390 --> 00:30:05.170
does on the females. Yeah. And they're... They're

00:30:05.170 --> 00:30:07.950
all getting older, dying off, or at least getting

00:30:07.950 --> 00:30:10.849
unable to go to concerts anymore. And that's

00:30:10.849 --> 00:30:12.690
the only people who really want to see him, other

00:30:12.690 --> 00:30:15.309
than to go out and laugh at him. I almost went

00:30:15.309 --> 00:30:17.789
to laugh at him, honestly. He played at Grindr's.

00:30:17.809 --> 00:30:20.130
It almost went, but the tickets were so high,

00:30:20.250 --> 00:30:23.609
I was like, no. Just to laugh at him, no. If

00:30:23.609 --> 00:30:25.930
he put on a good show, yes. I'd go see Corey

00:30:25.930 --> 00:30:28.029
Feldman. Oh, I would too, but that's different.

00:30:28.029 --> 00:30:30.170
We know that's hilarious. Yeah, that is hilarious

00:30:30.170 --> 00:30:34.849
as hell. It's like live Spinal Tap. Yes. Yeah,

00:30:34.849 --> 00:30:37.190
but yeah, the nasties that were at that Emily

00:30:37.190 --> 00:30:39.569
Rock concert, they looked like the kind of woman

00:30:39.569 --> 00:30:42.769
that would grab a ball, a little bouncy ball,

00:30:42.910 --> 00:30:44.490
put it on the ground and go, I'm going to push

00:30:44.490 --> 00:30:46.369
this around my nose and you come behind me and

00:30:46.369 --> 00:30:50.329
hit me as hard as you can. That's what they look

00:30:50.329 --> 00:30:55.230
like. Wow. On mushrooms. They kind of looked

00:30:55.230 --> 00:30:57.190
like the women that really weren't much even

00:30:57.190 --> 00:30:59.029
back in their prime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were

00:30:59.029 --> 00:31:01.450
the ones that were like, no, I don't know, no,

00:31:01.569 --> 00:31:05.420
I don't know. Ten beers later. Still a no. 20

00:31:05.420 --> 00:31:09.480
beers later, still a no. They would have put

00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:11.460
a roofie in your drink to get you to take home.

00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:18.299
And they probably did. Yeah. All right. So, let's

00:31:18.299 --> 00:31:21.700
see. Where were we when I derailed? Oh, Nikki

00:31:21.700 --> 00:31:27.200
Sixx. Okay. He said that, okay? All right. Then,

00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:31.769
I want to talk about how he was like... Back

00:31:31.769 --> 00:31:35.710
in the day, it was known that Nikki Sixx used

00:31:35.710 --> 00:31:39.250
to... He did say he wanted Jakey Lee to join

00:31:39.250 --> 00:31:42.750
the band. But he said, oh, we were drunk. I didn't

00:31:42.750 --> 00:31:45.049
mean it. But they wanted to replace Mick Morris

00:31:45.049 --> 00:31:48.509
back then with Jakey Lee. And Jakey Lee wasn't

00:31:48.509 --> 00:31:53.349
going to leave Ozzy, of course. So it was a solid

00:31:53.349 --> 00:31:55.190
no, but he used to jam with them all the time.

00:31:55.710 --> 00:31:58.599
And he was good friends with them. Well, when

00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:02.920
Jakey Lee brought that up a few years back, Nikki

00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:05.480
Sixx went after him. That never happened. That's

00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:07.480
bullshit. When he admitted it before. Isn't that

00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:09.599
weird? Yeah, it is. I guess he doesn't have a

00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:12.059
very good memory. Yeah. When he used to say,

00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.299
oh, we're just drunk. Now he says it didn't happen

00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:17.240
and he's lying and he made it up. So the other

00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:19.359
day I was listening to Talk is Jericho. Jakey

00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:21.819
Lee was on there. Did like an hour and ten minute

00:32:21.819 --> 00:32:23.660
interview. It's one of the best interviews I've

00:32:23.660 --> 00:32:26.319
ever heard of Jakey Lee. Really sanded. And he

00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:28.319
was talking about how he got shot up. You know,

00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.740
he got shot four times. And then he has an arthritic

00:32:31.740 --> 00:32:34.119
condition. So he went back to the beginning concert.

00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:37.140
He was afraid to play that solo. He said, I remember.

00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:39.660
He goes, I remember that Ultimate Sin solo. I

00:32:39.660 --> 00:32:42.359
thought it was easier than what it was. But I

00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:44.559
knew better. I remember that thing. I'm like,

00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:46.960
no. No, no, no. That's not easy. Nothing easy

00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:49.980
about that. No. So nothing he did was easy. That

00:32:49.980 --> 00:32:54.640
guy is just a phenomenal talent. But, okay. He

00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:57.019
was, like, really scared of it, and he said,

00:32:57.059 --> 00:32:58.480
I was afraid I was going to come out there and

00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:00.900
sound like Nikki Sixx playing the bass. Whoa.

00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:04.980
That's a good little slam. Yeah, it is, but also

00:33:04.980 --> 00:33:07.000
I think there's a lot of truth rooted into it,

00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:09.740
too. Bob Rock said that Nikki Sixx could never

00:33:09.740 --> 00:33:12.220
play the bass until later when he came back to,

00:33:12.299 --> 00:33:18.000
was it Bob Rock or Doc McGee? I think it was

00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.420
Bob Rock. Bob Rock, yeah. But, yeah, Carol Kay

00:33:20.420 --> 00:33:24.220
was playing the bass for him. Yes. She also played

00:33:24.220 --> 00:33:26.900
bass on the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations. That's

00:33:26.900 --> 00:33:29.119
how long she's been around. Did she play on the

00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.259
albums or what? On the albums. Yeah, and I don't

00:33:32.259 --> 00:33:36.039
know who played the live backing track. Well,

00:33:36.059 --> 00:33:38.039
I mean, they've always been backtracking anyhow

00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:44.000
for a long time now. Yeah, but no, it was based

00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:46.000
in truth, but I love that little jab. I was like,

00:33:46.059 --> 00:33:47.720
boy, that was a good one. Jakey Lee got that

00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:49.440
in there really good. Yeah, it's like a little

00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:51.599
towel flick while you're walking by. Yep, and

00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:54.480
you notice nothing from Nikki. Nope. Nope. Don't

00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:56.559
want to touch that, does he? Yep. He doesn't

00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:58.539
want to go out there and have to actually lie

00:33:58.539 --> 00:34:00.759
and then someone prove him wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:04.400
So played on, how many albums did she play on?

00:34:04.740 --> 00:34:07.559
At least the first two. Okay. And those were

00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:12.380
the two, let me think, heartbeat based, not the

00:34:12.380 --> 00:34:14.460
most complicated. Yeah. But that was the stuff

00:34:14.460 --> 00:34:17.940
that made Motley Motley back then. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:20.260
The second one was Shout at the Devil. The first

00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:22.829
one was what, Too Fast for Love? Yes. And that

00:34:22.829 --> 00:34:27.050
was a really good bass. It's not the most complicated.

00:34:27.110 --> 00:34:29.809
It's really simple. But that's exactly what the

00:34:29.809 --> 00:34:32.730
songs needed. Yeah, Carole Kay made up the bass

00:34:32.730 --> 00:34:35.210
parts. And then Nikki had to learn how to fake

00:34:35.210 --> 00:34:39.409
along with them when they did live. So I love

00:34:39.409 --> 00:34:42.590
that. I thought that was a great reply. And it's

00:34:42.590 --> 00:34:44.570
a reply to where Nikki couldn't say anything.

00:34:44.889 --> 00:34:53.630
I better keep my mouth shut. You heard of Finn

00:34:53.630 --> 00:34:57.389
Wolfhard? No. He's apparently an actor on the

00:34:57.389 --> 00:35:00.750
show Stranger Things. Okay, that's the one. I

00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:03.449
haven't watched it yet. Everybody's raving about

00:35:03.449 --> 00:35:07.269
it. It's on its final season. There was a time

00:35:07.269 --> 00:35:09.989
a little while back when I was spending some

00:35:09.989 --> 00:35:12.869
time in a psychiatric hospital, and television

00:35:12.869 --> 00:35:16.510
privileges were pretty heavily restricted, and

00:35:16.510 --> 00:35:18.869
we watched a lot of Stranger Things. Is that

00:35:18.869 --> 00:35:21.179
when you start throwing your poop? Yeah, yeah.

00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:26.239
Oh, okay, good. So anyway, that's where I learned

00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:28.500
about Stranger Things. Oh, okay. Apparently this

00:35:28.500 --> 00:35:31.500
Finn Wolfhard guy has directed and produced a

00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:34.900
new George Harrison music video. Now the problem

00:35:34.900 --> 00:35:39.139
is George Harrison's dead. Yeah. Been dead for

00:35:39.139 --> 00:35:41.400
a while. For a while, yes. He took the old song,

00:35:41.539 --> 00:35:45.039
Give Me Love, by George Harrison, and then he

00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:48.440
went through and found photographs. short video

00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:52.320
clips, anything he could find to kind of make

00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:55.239
a mashup to be the video of the song. And then

00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:59.860
he had artists draw over it and animate it. Kind

00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:03.099
of rotoscoping kind of thing. So he's got this

00:36:03.099 --> 00:36:06.840
whole new video for an old George Harrison song

00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:10.099
that was cobbled together with bits of video

00:36:10.099 --> 00:36:14.719
from the dead guy. And most people who... He

00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:17.780
says it's a loving tribute. to George Harrison,

00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:20.059
most people who've seen the video are creeped

00:36:20.059 --> 00:36:22.820
out by it. I would too, by the way you described

00:36:22.820 --> 00:36:24.699
it. I don't think I'd like that at all. Because

00:36:24.699 --> 00:36:27.199
you're very aware that George Harrison is dead.

00:36:27.639 --> 00:36:29.739
Yes. He's been dead a long time. Since what,

00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.739
2001 maybe? Early, yeah, this was early 2000s.

00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:35.039
Yeah, 2002, somewhere there. He was the second

00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:38.000
one to go after Leonard and not too much long

00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:41.460
back. Harrison had cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:42.179 --> 00:36:46.789
But it's now being... called a shameless fame

00:36:46.789 --> 00:36:50.369
grab and cash grab that is using a dead man's

00:36:50.369 --> 00:36:55.630
legacy to make money. Wow. And the way this is

00:36:55.630 --> 00:36:58.409
all set up, with the putting together the pieces

00:36:58.409 --> 00:37:01.210
and then digital art over them and rotoscoping

00:37:01.210 --> 00:37:04.610
stuff, he doesn't have to pay squat to whoever

00:37:04.610 --> 00:37:07.630
owns George Harrison, except he has to pay for

00:37:07.630 --> 00:37:10.670
the rights to the song, but he can use that image

00:37:10.670 --> 00:37:12.929
as much as he wants without paying anybody because

00:37:12.929 --> 00:37:16.090
it's not really George Harrison. Wow. Is that

00:37:16.090 --> 00:37:18.989
Sweet Connie that owns the rights? Probably so.

00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:23.710
Probably so. And the plaster casters? Yeah. Okay.

00:37:24.309 --> 00:37:27.170
Google it. Yeah. But I think that's just another

00:37:27.170 --> 00:37:29.829
thing to try to get us more accustomed to and

00:37:29.829 --> 00:37:33.489
get us to accept fake AI shit. Well, yeah. I

00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:35.590
mean, Kiss is working on it diligently, and I

00:37:35.590 --> 00:37:37.070
forgot what other band said they were going to

00:37:37.070 --> 00:37:40.489
do it too. Yeah, I've been hearing somebody else.

00:37:40.710 --> 00:37:43.110
I can't remember. Some other prominent band said

00:37:43.110 --> 00:37:46.489
that they were going to do that too. Yeah. Damn

00:37:46.489 --> 00:37:48.570
it. Oh, well, but we know Kiss is. It's going

00:37:48.570 --> 00:37:52.349
to be AI. Yeah. And the other band said they're

00:37:52.349 --> 00:37:56.489
going to tour with the AI. Yikes. I can't remember

00:37:56.489 --> 00:37:59.269
who it is, but anyhow, it doesn't matter. Yeah.

00:37:59.389 --> 00:38:01.210
And, you know, the people who go out and buy

00:38:01.210 --> 00:38:03.090
the tickets and pay for it, they're going to

00:38:03.090 --> 00:38:05.559
ruin it for the rest of us. No, I know. Because

00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:07.800
they're going to keep this going. Yeah, that's

00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:09.260
all they're going to offer if that's going to

00:38:09.260 --> 00:38:11.719
be good enough. It's like, boycott it. Yeah.

00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:14.320
Let's get real live humans performing music.

00:38:14.420 --> 00:38:15.840
Slam the door on it right fucking now. Don't

00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:17.940
let it keep going. It won't happen. Because the

00:38:17.940 --> 00:38:20.960
fear of missing out will take over. And the bragging

00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:23.460
rights of saying, I went and I posted it on social

00:38:23.460 --> 00:38:25.280
media and you weren't there, nee, nee, nee. Yeah.

00:38:25.539 --> 00:38:27.579
That will win out over anything. Oh, I know.

00:38:27.860 --> 00:38:30.239
Yeah. It's been proven. People cut their own

00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:32.139
arm off. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they give them 10

00:38:32.139 --> 00:38:37.130
minutes of fame. Yeah. Marilyn Manson has beaten

00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:40.849
the rap. Oh, has he? The judge dismissed a sexual

00:38:40.849 --> 00:38:43.090
assault and battery lawsuit filed against him

00:38:43.090 --> 00:38:45.389
by former personal assistant Ashley Walters,

00:38:45.530 --> 00:38:48.230
who was employed between 2010 and 2011. To me,

00:38:48.230 --> 00:38:50.489
it always sounded like a disgruntled case, yes.

00:38:50.710 --> 00:38:53.710
But I didn't know for sure. Well, the primary

00:38:53.710 --> 00:38:56.289
problem is the statute of limitations has run

00:38:56.289 --> 00:38:57.849
out. Oh, so it might be valid. Because there's

00:38:57.849 --> 00:39:01.650
only 10 years. And there is an exception to that

00:39:01.650 --> 00:39:05.079
if the person who was injured... didn't realize

00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:09.119
during that 10 -year period, then the statute

00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:12.639
of limitations is superseded. But they said there's

00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:14.719
no way that she could have been unaware of what

00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.840
was going on, and she spent more than 10 years

00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:21.179
not reporting it, not telling it anyway, and

00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:23.860
then after the statute of limitations ran out,

00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:29.190
then she filed. So that's making it look like

00:39:29.190 --> 00:39:31.809
she filed to get attention, knowing it would

00:39:31.809 --> 00:39:34.349
never go anywhere. Exactly, yeah. So filing the

00:39:34.349 --> 00:39:36.809
lawsuit against Marilyn Manson was the goal.

00:39:37.130 --> 00:39:38.969
Not winning it, just filing it. Not winning it,

00:39:39.010 --> 00:39:40.929
but just getting her name out there. Now she's

00:39:40.929 --> 00:39:43.190
probably going to do appearances and talks and

00:39:43.190 --> 00:39:46.489
talk about how horrible it was and all that stuff.

00:39:46.809 --> 00:39:48.929
And I imagine this has already been cleared in

00:39:48.929 --> 00:39:51.349
advance with Marilyn Manson. She probably went

00:39:51.349 --> 00:39:53.650
to him and said, look, I'm going to file this

00:39:53.650 --> 00:39:55.329
lawsuit, but there's no way it's going anywhere

00:39:55.329 --> 00:39:57.559
because the time's all up. It'll get attention

00:39:57.559 --> 00:39:59.980
for me. It'll get attention for you. Let's play

00:39:59.980 --> 00:40:02.340
it up, and we'll both benefit. That's probably

00:40:02.340 --> 00:40:04.599
what's going on here. Yeah, yeah, allegedly.

00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:08.280
I'm going to call BS on the whole thing. Me too.

00:40:08.380 --> 00:40:14.019
I agree. That just stinks. It stinks bad. Bassist

00:40:14.019 --> 00:40:19.320
Steve Harris. Iron Maiden. Of Iron Maiden. I

00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:22.300
broke right down as Iron Maiden. He says an Ozzy

00:40:22.300 --> 00:40:25.719
-like final concert is going to happen for Iron

00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:28.619
Maiden. Yes, that's going to be cool. They were

00:40:28.619 --> 00:40:30.699
so impressed with Ozzy's thing, they're like,

00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:33.340
oh yeah, we need to do one of these too. Coincidentally,

00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:36.099
which is odd, because the last I knew, Bruce

00:40:36.099 --> 00:40:38.500
Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden, and Sharon

00:40:38.500 --> 00:40:42.340
Osbourne still hated each other. As a matter

00:40:42.340 --> 00:40:44.699
of fact, the spoken word, he could not quit making

00:40:44.699 --> 00:40:48.599
fun of her. The spoken word, he was brutal about

00:40:48.599 --> 00:40:52.079
her, and he did not stop either. Wow. We'll see

00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:56.369
how it all plays out. I have a feeling we're

00:40:56.369 --> 00:40:59.989
going to get a whole string of these Ozzy -like

00:40:59.989 --> 00:41:04.909
farewell blowouts. Yeah. Eventually people are

00:41:04.909 --> 00:41:07.010
going to get tired of them. Until they quit working,

00:41:07.110 --> 00:41:10.050
yes. I don't think it's going to tarnish Ozzy's

00:41:10.050 --> 00:41:12.550
since it was the first and so well done and he

00:41:12.550 --> 00:41:15.250
died so quickly afterwards. Nothing's going to

00:41:15.250 --> 00:41:18.369
tarnish that. No, nothing's going to trump that

00:41:18.369 --> 00:41:22.309
or nothing's going to even tarnish it ever. That

00:41:22.309 --> 00:41:25.099
thing is going to be a standalone. Just epic

00:41:25.099 --> 00:41:27.840
event. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to get documentary

00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:30.820
movies, at least one. We'll probably get three

00:41:30.820 --> 00:41:33.300
books at least. Yeah. About it. Yeah, I'm sure.

00:41:33.500 --> 00:41:37.219
Well, Ozzy said this after the show. He said,

00:41:37.260 --> 00:41:40.840
I had no idea how many people loved me. That's

00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.159
amazing. Oh, I know. Must have been a very humble

00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:46.639
man. Well, yeah, he was. But he's a guy that,

00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:49.420
like everyone said, I mean, there's been a couple

00:41:49.420 --> 00:41:53.699
of, for instances, it's like, I think it was

00:41:53.699 --> 00:41:56.420
Nikki Sixx, actually, when he was still cool,

00:41:56.579 --> 00:42:00.079
said that them and Bon Jovi were there at the

00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.059
Russia, what was it, Us Festival or something

00:42:03.059 --> 00:42:05.840
like that. And they're all fighting over who's

00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.300
going to get headlined. Yeah. And Ozzy just walks

00:42:08.300 --> 00:42:11.199
up there and goes, put me in whenever. And they

00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:13.300
were sorry about that. Yeah. He went on during

00:42:13.300 --> 00:42:15.480
daylight, and most of the crowd left after that.

00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:18.980
They're like, nothing's going to, this is the

00:42:18.980 --> 00:42:21.599
best, let's go. There was a concert like that

00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:24.780
at Arrowhead back when I was a teenager. Frampton

00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:27.880
was the headliner, and Steve Miller was the opening.

00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.099
There was like two other bands on the bill, too,

00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:35.440
because it was a stadium. But Steve Miller was,

00:42:35.539 --> 00:42:37.980
you know, a lot of people said Steve Miller should

00:42:37.980 --> 00:42:42.639
have been the headliner, but he was before. And

00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:45.880
I didn't go to this one, but I was working there

00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:48.820
at the time, and from what I heard, After Steve

00:42:48.820 --> 00:42:51.579
Miller finished playing, roughly half the audience

00:42:51.579 --> 00:42:54.420
left. Because they didn't even care to stick

00:42:54.420 --> 00:42:56.539
around. I remember that. I wasn't there, but

00:42:56.539 --> 00:42:59.239
I remember reading about that somewhere. They

00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:01.699
didn't even care to stick around and hear Frampton.

00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:03.500
They were like, we're done. We're tired. We're

00:43:03.500 --> 00:43:04.940
going home. To me, Frampton is very safe and

00:43:04.940 --> 00:43:07.480
boring anyhow. Not really my thing. I mean, he

00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:10.570
plays his instrument very well. Sorry about his

00:43:10.570 --> 00:43:13.849
penis, though. I guess he's very hung like a

00:43:13.849 --> 00:43:17.150
hamster. I would classify Frampton as music that

00:43:17.150 --> 00:43:19.570
I really don't pay much attention to. It's okay

00:43:19.570 --> 00:43:21.389
if it's playing and it's on in the background.

00:43:21.590 --> 00:43:24.090
It's all right. It's not something I seek. Yeah,

00:43:24.090 --> 00:43:26.190
yeah. Now, Steve Miller, I'll sit and listen

00:43:26.190 --> 00:43:28.469
to his guitar playing. I'll listen to the drummers

00:43:28.469 --> 00:43:30.530
playing because there's stuff buried in there

00:43:30.530 --> 00:43:31.530
that's interesting. He's very interesting, yeah.

00:43:31.630 --> 00:43:34.710
I like Peter Frampton's drummer a lot. The song

00:43:34.710 --> 00:43:38.110
arrangements, yeah, they're boring and droll

00:43:38.110 --> 00:43:41.489
on. We're, Steve Miller is a pretty good songwriter.

00:43:41.710 --> 00:43:44.030
Yeah. And he puts it, it's put together very

00:43:44.030 --> 00:43:47.530
well. So. Steve Miller used to jam with Les Paul.

00:43:47.969 --> 00:43:50.070
Yeah. Les Paul used to come by his house and

00:43:50.070 --> 00:43:52.289
jam. Isn't that something? The guy the guitar

00:43:52.289 --> 00:43:54.309
was named after. I was getting ready to make

00:43:54.309 --> 00:43:56.289
a joke. I was going to go, yeah, the guitar came

00:43:56.289 --> 00:43:58.809
over and played with him all the time. The Les

00:43:58.809 --> 00:44:00.969
Paul guitar loved him. Yeah. Yeah, I used to

00:44:00.969 --> 00:44:05.449
jump in his lap and go, will you finger me? In

00:44:05.449 --> 00:44:08.110
a nice way. Pluck me, baby. Pluck me. Pluck me

00:44:08.110 --> 00:44:12.349
hard. Pluck me hard. Oh, no, no, no. Don't bring

00:44:12.349 --> 00:44:17.150
the slide out. Oh, oh, oh. No capo, you weirdo.

00:44:17.190 --> 00:44:19.969
Yeah, get that slide out of here. Just your fingers.

00:44:22.289 --> 00:44:26.110
All right. I can keep going as long as you want

00:44:26.110 --> 00:44:28.690
me to. Okay, I got stuff. Sure. All right. These

00:44:28.690 --> 00:44:34.539
are commercials that happen. Rock stars. that

00:44:34.539 --> 00:44:36.780
people don't remember or never even knew wow

00:44:36.780 --> 00:44:44.059
yeah the bingles ringo sauce wow well it's in

00:44:44.059 --> 00:44:48.639
japan oh well okay okay in 1996 ringo star starred

00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:52.099
in a japanese commercial for applesauce it was

00:44:52.099 --> 00:44:57.159
ringo sauce it was applesauce the reason in japanese

00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:02.460
the word for apple is ringo That's funny. Yeah,

00:45:02.579 --> 00:45:05.559
it was a marketing match made in heaven, or at

00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:10.320
least the produce aisle. That's awesome. I love

00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:11.900
that one. When I read that, I'm like, this is

00:45:11.900 --> 00:45:14.039
something I want to do. So I had to copy and

00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:16.239
paste all of them and print them. You know, I've

00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:18.639
heard a lot about people who don't want to do

00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:21.139
commercials in the U .S. will go overseas and

00:45:21.139 --> 00:45:22.639
do commercials thinking, well, they'll never

00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:24.840
be shown in the U .S. That's already gone by

00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:27.159
the wayside. Now, everybody will do the most

00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:29.400
tasteless, stupid commercials where they act

00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:31.780
like a total jackass and just cash the check.

00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:35.159
See Josh Allen in pistachios. Andy Reid acting

00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:37.559
like a brain -dead fool. Or writing on people's

00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:41.860
faces. Yeah. You wave enough cash under their

00:45:41.860 --> 00:45:45.079
face, they'll act like a complete snotbag on

00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:47.159
TV. He'll steal your noogies, your nuggies. He'll

00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:49.360
steal your nuggies for the right amount of money.

00:45:52.750 --> 00:45:55.630
Okay, everyone heard about Van Halen's Brown

00:45:55.630 --> 00:45:59.150
M &M's gig? Yeah. Supposedly, they have Brown

00:45:59.150 --> 00:46:02.469
M &M's, or we're not showing up. Yeah. So when

00:46:02.469 --> 00:46:03.969
they get in there and they peek in the dressing

00:46:03.969 --> 00:46:06.429
room, if there's one red one, they leave. It

00:46:06.429 --> 00:46:09.070
has to be all Brown M &M's. And everyone knows

00:46:09.070 --> 00:46:11.030
Brown M &M's suck. Even though they're all the

00:46:11.030 --> 00:46:14.769
same flavor, the Brown M &M's suck. Yeah. So,

00:46:14.769 --> 00:46:16.650
all right. That was done specifically to make

00:46:16.650 --> 00:46:19.010
sure they read every line of their tour writer.

00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:22.070
They said if they skip that part, who knows what

00:46:22.070 --> 00:46:24.230
else they skipped, and we might not be safe playing.

00:46:24.250 --> 00:46:26.650
I agree with what they did. I think it's a brilliant

00:46:26.650 --> 00:46:29.170
way of doing it, but it's also fun, too. It's

00:46:29.170 --> 00:46:31.690
like, what? They want only Brown M &M's, so make

00:46:31.690 --> 00:46:34.269
sure that happens. Yep. But I'm going to have

00:46:34.269 --> 00:46:37.630
to buy like 300 packs. We don't care. Yeah. Got

00:46:37.630 --> 00:46:39.070
to make the show happen. Got to make the show

00:46:39.070 --> 00:46:41.989
happen. All right. The legendary No Brown M &M's

00:46:41.989 --> 00:46:44.989
Claus, Van Halen's concert rider, wasn't just

00:46:44.989 --> 00:46:49.900
a diva demand. It was... A canary in the coal

00:46:49.900 --> 00:46:55.019
mine. If the band found a brown M &M in the dressing

00:46:55.019 --> 00:46:57.000
room, they knew the promoter hadn't read the

00:46:57.000 --> 00:47:00.300
technical safety specifications for their massive,

00:47:00.500 --> 00:47:03.340
dangerous stage equipment. That was right. It

00:47:03.340 --> 00:47:05.380
was stuck in with the safety rules. Well, you

00:47:05.380 --> 00:47:08.059
were close enough. Yeah. And I agree with that.

00:47:08.099 --> 00:47:10.219
It was a brilliant way to get that done. That,

00:47:10.219 --> 00:47:12.800
yeah. And you tell them, hey, there's something

00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.860
in there that will kill the show if you don't

00:47:15.860 --> 00:47:17.659
do it right. So you better read and do everything.

00:47:18.170 --> 00:47:19.869
yeah and if we see that we're not going to tell

00:47:19.869 --> 00:47:21.550
you what it is but if we see it hasn't been done

00:47:21.550 --> 00:47:24.550
right then we ain't playing yeah and it's brilliant

00:47:24.550 --> 00:47:27.090
also got a great puck yes because they're supposed

00:47:27.090 --> 00:47:29.789
to be in a band you know like throwing out couches

00:47:29.789 --> 00:47:33.989
down out an 80 story window plus brown m m's

00:47:33.989 --> 00:47:38.409
plus they used to have a place underneath the

00:47:38.409 --> 00:47:41.250
underneath the stage where they would have their

00:47:41.250 --> 00:47:44.389
roadies pick out women oh yeah yeah and they

00:47:44.389 --> 00:47:46.849
would meet them there During the show a lot of

00:47:46.849 --> 00:47:49.409
times. Get a little relief and come back up there

00:47:49.409 --> 00:47:51.369
and kick some more ass. Tommy Lee's doing a drum

00:47:51.369 --> 00:47:53.889
solo. Let's go in and get a blowjob. Yeah, it

00:47:53.889 --> 00:47:55.829
happened all the time. Probably still happens.

00:47:56.070 --> 00:48:03.230
Only they look like Skeletor now. Alright. Led

00:48:03.230 --> 00:48:05.389
Zeppelin's High Speed Hotel. Have you ever heard

00:48:05.389 --> 00:48:08.150
about that? No. Neither did I until I read this.

00:48:09.090 --> 00:48:11.190
Drummer John Bonham was known for a particular

00:48:11.190 --> 00:48:15.059
brand of hotel trashing. He once received a Harley

00:48:15.059 --> 00:48:17.340
Davidson for his 25th birthday and proceeded

00:48:17.340 --> 00:48:20.099
to ride it through the hallways of the Chateau

00:48:20.099 --> 00:48:23.460
Mermont in Los Angeles, leaving tire marks across

00:48:23.460 --> 00:48:26.599
the luxury carpet. You don't get more rock star

00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:29.739
than that. And also the way he went out, I mean,

00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:32.840
you know, smashed. Choking on your own vomit.

00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:34.800
Choking on your own vomit. There's not a more

00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:36.099
glorious way to die if you're a rock star. We

00:48:36.099 --> 00:48:38.219
were told he might have been choking on someone

00:48:38.219 --> 00:48:40.380
else's vomit. Might have been, yeah. We don't

00:48:40.380 --> 00:48:42.940
know. And supposedly it was in Aleister Crowley's.

00:48:44.009 --> 00:48:46.909
former Aleister Crowley's former dungeon. But

00:48:46.909 --> 00:48:48.809
I don't know if that's been confirmed or not.

00:48:48.829 --> 00:48:51.030
That could be an add -on later. This one goes,

00:48:51.130 --> 00:48:53.289
yeah, it was also in Aleister Crowley's dungeon

00:48:53.289 --> 00:48:56.110
and they were doing the Black Mass. Well, what

00:48:56.110 --> 00:48:58.130
I heard is he went over to Jimmy Page's house

00:48:58.130 --> 00:49:02.460
to jam. Uh -huh. Because at that point... John

00:49:02.460 --> 00:49:05.079
Paul Jones and Bob Plant were doing the songwriting.

00:49:05.219 --> 00:49:09.239
Yeah. Because Bonham and Page were kind of unreliable.

00:49:09.300 --> 00:49:11.900
So they'd get together and jam and work on stuff.

00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:13.760
And during the course of jamming together, he

00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:17.360
downed like 40 shots. Yeah. And that's what got

00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:18.920
him. And that's what got him. But knowing that

00:49:18.920 --> 00:49:21.119
it was Jimmy Page's house, it probably was Aleister

00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:22.719
Crowley's dungeon. Yeah, because that's what

00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:25.519
Jimmy Page was living in. Yeah. He was fascinated.

00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:28.780
He loved that dark energy. Yeah, he did. Whether

00:49:28.780 --> 00:49:30.519
it had anything to do with his music or not,

00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:34.340
here's what I read. Sabbath did this. Purple

00:49:34.340 --> 00:49:36.280
did this. Other bands have done this. I think

00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:38.480
maybe you're right. He might have. Okay, what

00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:41.739
they did was they did this for ambience and ambience

00:49:41.739 --> 00:49:45.559
and the flavor of the song. Yeah. You go to a...

00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:49.460
Haunted or black magic dungeon that happened

00:49:49.460 --> 00:49:52.519
whenever medieval times now whatever. Yeah, so

00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:56.280
Anyhow, what it was was this they would get this

00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:59.199
certain vibe the certain I can see that Yeah,

00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.380
I could too so I could see why they do that yeah,

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.300
if you're writing if you're trying to do a song

00:50:04.300 --> 00:50:08.039
about heartache or struggle or Overcoming adversity

00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:10.929
and you're sitting in a comfortable studio With

00:50:10.929 --> 00:50:12.949
someone handing you beers and cigarettes and

00:50:12.949 --> 00:50:15.269
stuff, it's really hard to get in the mood. Yeah,

00:50:15.269 --> 00:50:20.190
yeah. So where he was, you know, they did this

00:50:20.190 --> 00:50:23.030
dark energy stuff, like you said. I mean, a lot

00:50:23.030 --> 00:50:25.369
of people, they didn't mind the publicity about

00:50:25.369 --> 00:50:27.670
them actually worshiping the devil. Yeah, yeah,

00:50:27.690 --> 00:50:29.909
at the time that was considered cool. Yeah, yeah.

00:50:29.909 --> 00:50:32.190
While heroin was considered cool. Yeah, that's

00:50:32.190 --> 00:50:35.909
true, yeah. So bloodletting used to be cool.

00:50:37.500 --> 00:50:39.539
Owning other people used to be considered cool.

00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:43.539
Putting a giant boulder on someone to prove they're

00:50:43.539 --> 00:50:49.739
not a witch used to be cool. So I could see the

00:50:49.739 --> 00:50:52.920
energy coming from that because the songs were

00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.940
written in a particularly mysterious, stark way

00:50:55.940 --> 00:50:58.760
anyhow. You had to have a certain fire in them.

00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:03.849
So I get it. I get it. It was a great idea. Chances

00:51:03.849 --> 00:51:06.369
are they were just recording, but everything

00:51:06.369 --> 00:51:08.190
else got from, oh, they were worshipping the

00:51:08.190 --> 00:51:10.050
devil, they conjured a demon, and he killed him

00:51:10.050 --> 00:51:12.429
dead, you know, all this stuff. So who knows?

00:51:12.590 --> 00:51:16.550
I think Zac Brown is doing that now. Yes. He's

00:51:16.550 --> 00:51:19.610
getting a lot of flack. I know. When actually

00:51:19.610 --> 00:51:22.389
it was just bullshit. He was just like, no, we're

00:51:22.389 --> 00:51:25.710
just fucking doing a show. Well, he says the

00:51:25.710 --> 00:51:29.190
show is about him, you know, overcoming his problems

00:51:29.190 --> 00:51:31.250
and adversity, struggling with his inner demons,

00:51:31.349 --> 00:51:34.489
etc. Yeah. So the videos, you know, of course,

00:51:34.489 --> 00:51:37.369
in the sphere, you've got video everywhere. And

00:51:37.369 --> 00:51:42.550
all of the imagery is really pretty shocking.

00:51:43.070 --> 00:51:46.829
You know, actual demons and hellfires. Oh, I

00:51:46.829 --> 00:51:48.570
agree. A lot of his Christian fans are like,

00:51:48.690 --> 00:51:50.769
yeah, I'm not going anywhere near this, guys.

00:51:50.789 --> 00:51:53.719
This is straight up devil worship. This guy is

00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.280
just off the hinge. And the outfits he's wearing

00:51:56.280 --> 00:52:01.000
are just bizarre. Yeah. So he's not a country

00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:03.719
artist anymore. No, no, no, no. And he's doing

00:52:03.719 --> 00:52:06.760
this for effect. We all know this. He can label

00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:09.579
it whatever he wants, but controversy has always

00:52:09.579 --> 00:52:12.119
made a start. It seems like everybody who plays

00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.719
the sphere has to get sort of controversy going

00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:17.079
to get attention. Yeah, they have to. Yeah. And

00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:18.780
that's how they get traction. That's how they

00:52:18.780 --> 00:52:20.699
get anything in this world because it's social

00:52:20.699 --> 00:52:23.139
media world. And whenever you do something like

00:52:23.139 --> 00:52:25.860
that, you get pictures and you get plastered

00:52:25.860 --> 00:52:28.639
all over X, all over Facebook, all over Insta,

00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:31.579
all that. Now, while those Christian fans are

00:52:31.579 --> 00:52:33.980
getting upset, the metalheads think it's hilarious.

00:52:34.059 --> 00:52:36.139
Yeah, they do, because we've already been through

00:52:36.139 --> 00:52:38.639
this. We know exactly what's going on. It's like,

00:52:38.699 --> 00:52:41.280
hey, put a label on it, too, okay? Just tell

00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:44.559
the kids they can't have it. Yep. Tell them they

00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:47.179
can't have it, and then see what happens. All

00:52:47.179 --> 00:52:50.519
right, how about the Rolling Stones' Breakfast

00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:54.000
Jingle? Oh, don't remember that one. Me neither.

00:52:55.659 --> 00:52:57.719
The Rolling Stones' Breakfast Jingle, before

00:52:57.719 --> 00:53:00.340
they were the world's greatest rock band, I don't

00:53:00.340 --> 00:53:02.480
think they are. Allegedly. That's like the Cowboys

00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:04.679
calling themselves America's team. They gave

00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.780
themselves that title. And I believe the Stones

00:53:07.780 --> 00:53:09.860
have gave themselves that title, too. Actually,

00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:11.880
I don't even think they're in the top ten to

00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:15.579
me. The world has passed them by. Yeah, the songwriting

00:53:15.579 --> 00:53:17.940
to me was not that solid. People love them, but

00:53:17.940 --> 00:53:20.400
to me it's kind of jingle -ish. Look, I love

00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:22.000
the Beatles, but I also knew what they were.

00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:25.429
You know, I mean, nothing wrong with it. But

00:53:25.429 --> 00:53:27.429
it's just, I know what they are, you know what

00:53:27.429 --> 00:53:29.650
they are. Yeah. So, all right. Before they were

00:53:29.650 --> 00:53:32.349
the greatest rock band, the Rolling Stones recorded

00:53:32.349 --> 00:53:36.469
a 1964 television jingle for Rice Krispies. Oh,

00:53:36.489 --> 00:53:39.969
my God. It featured Brian Jones. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

00:53:39.989 --> 00:53:42.349
yeah, the original. Yeah. On guitar. Blondie.

00:53:42.530 --> 00:53:46.889
Yep. And, yeah, went to Blondie, right? And then

00:53:46.889 --> 00:53:48.530
where else? No, no, I'm saying he was blonde.

00:53:48.849 --> 00:53:52.269
Oh, he was blonde? Brian Jones was blonde. No,

00:53:52.269 --> 00:53:54.469
he did not join Blondie. He died. He died. He

00:53:54.469 --> 00:53:57.030
died. That's right. Okay. All right. He's down

00:53:57.030 --> 00:53:59.010
in the swimming pool. Yep, that's right. And

00:53:59.010 --> 00:54:01.769
he was Blondie. Yep. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff

00:54:01.769 --> 00:54:03.969
about that, too, that they're saying was shady

00:54:03.969 --> 00:54:07.449
and happened, really was a murder. Marion Faithful

00:54:07.449 --> 00:54:09.690
was kind of hanging around a lot of people who

00:54:09.690 --> 00:54:12.590
died around those days. Yes. So she kind of pops

00:54:12.590 --> 00:54:16.050
up a little too often where rock stars die. She's

00:54:16.050 --> 00:54:19.420
like the Hillary. of rock. All these people die

00:54:19.420 --> 00:54:23.360
around her. No explanation. Bad luck. Bad luck.

00:54:23.659 --> 00:54:26.639
Just awful luck. I guess they're entitled to

00:54:26.639 --> 00:54:28.420
royalties just like someone's getting ready to

00:54:28.420 --> 00:54:30.780
do a grand jury testimony. Something like that.

00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:36.380
Something like that. Kind of. Maybe. Let's move

00:54:36.380 --> 00:54:40.559
on. We'll all be found in Central Park wrapped

00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:44.619
up in a carpet with a hole in the back of our

00:54:44.619 --> 00:54:49.019
head that we did. Like Ron Brown, whose plane

00:54:49.019 --> 00:54:51.380
was shot down? Yeah, he was supposed to testify

00:54:51.380 --> 00:54:53.559
the next day, and the damn thing just, boom!

00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:57.179
Actually, he wasn't shot down. It was that U

00:54:57.179 --> 00:55:00.300
.N. secretary that was shot down. They thought

00:55:00.300 --> 00:55:02.219
his plane had just crashed. It was like 1961

00:55:02.219 --> 00:55:06.519
or 2 or something. Yeah. And I saw a Washington

00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:09.679
Air crash investigation, and they have since

00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:12.139
determined, yeah, he was actually shot down.

00:55:12.780 --> 00:55:14.380
And they covered it up because it would have

00:55:14.380 --> 00:55:15.800
started a massive war. Oh, I didn't know that.

00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.320
Yeah. I can't remember the guy's name. You'd

00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:21.679
know his name if I mentioned it. But they found

00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:24.519
spent ammunition casings in the wreckage. And

00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.320
they said, oh, well, he had armed security guards

00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:28.579
with him because this was like a diplomatic slash

00:55:28.579 --> 00:55:29.840
military. And what would they be shooting at?

00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:32.679
Yeah. It was just ammo that cooked off. It was

00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:37.619
like, no, they discovered this ammo was the ammo

00:55:37.619 --> 00:55:41.010
used in... military aircraft to shoot down other

00:55:41.010 --> 00:55:43.510
aircraft. That was the empties that they were

00:55:43.510 --> 00:55:47.489
finding. And they also found a recording of the

00:55:47.489 --> 00:55:50.090
radio message of the two fighter pilots that

00:55:50.090 --> 00:55:52.269
were sent to shoot down that plane and one reporting,

00:55:52.610 --> 00:55:55.349
yeah, I got it and it's going down. So there's

00:55:55.349 --> 00:55:57.869
actual video recording of the people who shot

00:55:57.869 --> 00:55:59.750
the plane down saying, yep, we just shot the

00:55:59.750 --> 00:56:03.469
plane down. And they hid it for decades because

00:56:03.469 --> 00:56:06.170
it would have started a massive world war. Yeah.

00:56:06.369 --> 00:56:11.139
Wow. Yep. Wow. Things that almost happened. I

00:56:11.139 --> 00:56:13.519
know. Well, it's just like in the book. I forgot

00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:15.679
the guy's name. He was Secretary of Defense under

00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:18.739
Nixon, I believe. Kissinger. Oh, Kissinger. No,

00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:20.619
he was Secretary of State. Oh, he was Secretary

00:56:20.619 --> 00:56:23.500
of State. I forgot his name, but he wrote a book

00:56:23.500 --> 00:56:25.480
before he died. He was in his 90s. He wrote a

00:56:25.480 --> 00:56:27.000
book, and he released it knowing he was going

00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:31.280
to die. Was it McNamara? Could have been, but

00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:32.900
I don't think so. I think he was a military general.

00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:35.480
Yeah, it was. And I'll stop guessing. Well, you

00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:37.239
know what? I will, too. I'll look it up, and

00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:39.599
I'll look the book up, too, and I'll let everybody

00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:43.039
know. But not right now, though, but I'll look

00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:46.519
it up later. So he said the closest we ever came

00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:49.960
to nuclear war was he was doing his secretary

00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:52.400
of defense. And back then, I mean, they still

00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:54.199
have the red phone, but it's not the same, the

00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:56.400
communications. But the red phone was everything.

00:56:56.739 --> 00:56:59.059
The red phone, if you answered it, you knew one

00:56:59.059 --> 00:57:02.860
thing. Russia was probably attacking with nuclear

00:57:02.860 --> 00:57:06.699
weapons. So he looks on this computer screen

00:57:06.699 --> 00:57:09.119
that he had, whatever they were using back then,

00:57:09.219 --> 00:57:12.579
and he saw that Russia had launched all their

00:57:12.579 --> 00:57:17.059
nuclear weapons. Shit! I've got to get to Nixon!

00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:20.159
He calls up Nixon, and Nixon's like, are you

00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:25.960
sure? Are you sure? Give me a minute. I don't

00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:27.800
know if he called him back or sat the phone down.

00:57:27.800 --> 00:57:30.119
Yeah, I don't know any of the particulars. He

00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.860
checks again, and it appeared to be the same.

00:57:34.539 --> 00:57:36.800
Nixon, he got back on the phone. He goes, I think

00:57:36.800 --> 00:57:40.199
this is really happening, Richard, Mr. President

00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:42.800
Nixon, whatever he used, you, hey, whatever.

00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:45.619
Dick. Dick. Yeah, Dick, I think this is really

00:57:45.619 --> 00:57:49.019
happening. Check one more time. It was still

00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:50.940
there, but there was some inconsistencies. And

00:57:50.940 --> 00:57:55.139
he goes, here's what's going on. It's not the

00:57:55.139 --> 00:57:57.710
same. Some of them have disappeared, but they're

00:57:57.710 --> 00:57:59.650
still weapons in the air, according to this.

00:58:01.190 --> 00:58:03.409
Richard Nixon, instead of making a call, he said,

00:58:03.469 --> 00:58:06.250
I'm going to leave this to you. Whatever you

00:58:06.250 --> 00:58:08.429
think is happening, you go with it. This is why

00:58:08.429 --> 00:58:11.670
I hired you. I trust your judgment. He checked

00:58:11.670 --> 00:58:14.190
one more time and saw more inconsistencies, and

00:58:14.190 --> 00:58:16.110
then they got to the bottom of it. It was a computer

00:58:16.110 --> 00:58:19.130
glitch. And that was the closest we came to nuclear

00:58:19.130 --> 00:58:21.769
war, according to him. Yeah, I've heard references

00:58:21.769 --> 00:58:25.639
to that over the years in shows. documentary

00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:27.739
saying, you know, a computer glitch brought us

00:58:27.739 --> 00:58:29.840
to the brink of world war. That's what they're

00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.500
referring to. We were like two seconds away.

00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:34.559
If Richard Nixon did not tell them to check it

00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:37.500
again, if he would have been really reactionary

00:58:37.500 --> 00:58:40.820
and said, we can't let them. Yeah. It would have

00:58:40.820 --> 00:58:43.400
been over. Yeah. A lot of us wouldn't have grown

00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:45.579
up at all. Yeah. I mean, the earth might've been

00:58:45.579 --> 00:58:47.699
recovering by now. I don't know, but I mean,

00:58:47.699 --> 00:58:49.659
we wouldn't be here. It'd be vastly different.

00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.559
Yeah, it would be. So yeah, five headed people

00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:57.389
and I don't know. so um that was the closest

00:58:57.389 --> 00:59:00.929
that we came to it and yeah so anyhow all right

00:59:00.929 --> 00:59:05.090
um we got there from uh ron brown and yeah okay

00:59:05.090 --> 00:59:07.969
so oh the rolling stones rolling stones uh and

00:59:07.969 --> 00:59:13.210
uh anyhow brian jones um who ended up dying kind

00:59:13.210 --> 00:59:15.670
of mysteriously or something and there's a big

00:59:15.670 --> 00:59:17.929
hoopla about that who knows yeah so all right

00:59:17.929 --> 00:59:19.929
so they had the snap crackle and pop shortly

00:59:19.929 --> 00:59:22.460
before they released I can't get no satisfaction.

00:59:23.099 --> 00:59:25.360
So then after they released that, they didn't

00:59:25.360 --> 00:59:27.300
give a shit about commercials, and nothing ever

00:59:27.300 --> 00:59:30.739
happened again. They were on their way. And Brian

00:59:30.739 --> 00:59:33.659
Jones is on his way to the morgue. All right.

00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:37.139
And finally, no, no, no, I have one more after

00:59:37.139 --> 00:59:39.860
this. Alice Cooper and the chicken incident.

00:59:39.900 --> 00:59:42.119
You know all about this. We spoke about it several

00:59:42.119 --> 00:59:45.800
times. All right. The famous story that Alice

00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:48.739
Cooper bit the head off a chicken is a myth,

00:59:48.920 --> 00:59:53.119
mostly. During a 1969 show, a fan threw a live

00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:55.880
chicken onto the stage. Cooper, thinking it could

00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:58.800
fly, threw it back to the audience. The crowd,

00:59:58.960 --> 01:00:00.940
which was quite aggressive and worked into a

01:00:00.940 --> 01:00:04.119
frenzy by then, proceeded to tear the bird apart,

01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:06.440
leading to the headlines that made Cooper a shock

01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:10.980
rock legend overnight. Yeah. Yeah. All he was

01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:12.920
trying to do was throw it in the air to fly.

01:00:13.079 --> 01:00:15.480
It fell to the crowd, and they promptly tore

01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:21.119
it apart. Yep. Yep. And he built on that. The

01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:24.199
next album they put out was Killer with the song

01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:26.780
Dead Babies. Dead Babies, yeah. So he capitalized

01:00:26.780 --> 01:00:30.440
on the chicken thing by taking dolls on stage

01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:32.320
and chopping them up with a hatchet, and they

01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:34.440
had little blood capsules taped to them, and

01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:36.320
then he threw the bloody doll parts out into

01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:39.239
the audience. So that was taking the chicken

01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:41.480
incident and working it into something cool.

01:00:41.719 --> 01:00:44.340
It was just like wasp and raw meat. I remember

01:00:44.340 --> 01:00:46.840
seeing that and going, this doesn't get any better.

01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:49.780
Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of Ravage fans getting raw

01:00:49.780 --> 01:00:53.039
meat thrown at their face. Hopefully steroid

01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:55.599
-filled raw meat. Probably, probably. I mean,

01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:57.599
that was in the 80s, so they probably weren't

01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:00.139
steroiding them up by then. Now, I have seen,

01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:03.360
that was the Toronto Music Festival, that the

01:01:03.360 --> 01:01:06.840
chicken incident happened, and Alice Cooper and

01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:10.099
his band played that for free. All they wanted

01:01:10.099 --> 01:01:14.840
was to be the last band before John Lennon. Yeah.

01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.400
So that's what they're allowed to do. And I have

01:01:17.400 --> 01:01:21.460
seen the whole video of that whole Alice Cooper

01:01:21.460 --> 01:01:25.599
concert, their show. It's like 18 minutes. They

01:01:25.599 --> 01:01:28.480
weren't out on the stage for all that long. And

01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:31.460
half the time they're playing, half the time

01:01:31.460 --> 01:01:33.199
they're basically destroying their instruments

01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:36.239
and pushing things over. And the weird thing

01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:39.500
is... in some other scenes not necessarily that

01:01:39.500 --> 01:01:42.460
video but other videos uh the bass players want

01:01:42.460 --> 01:01:44.719
to point this out he said if you look at a number

01:01:44.719 --> 01:01:47.019
of our older videos you will see cages on top

01:01:47.019 --> 01:01:49.360
of the amps with chickens in them we brought

01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:52.280
chickens onto the stage a lot yeah because that

01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:53.880
was their gimmick that's what they're known for

01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:55.800
but this was before the chicken incident oh was

01:01:55.800 --> 01:01:59.239
it yes he said we were already bringing chickens

01:01:59.239 --> 01:02:04.550
on the stage because um They kind of got into

01:02:04.550 --> 01:02:06.869
that by, they had a big fight in a hotel room

01:02:06.869 --> 01:02:09.469
once, and they all started trashing the place,

01:02:09.530 --> 01:02:13.690
and it developed into a pillow fight. And it

01:02:13.690 --> 01:02:17.489
basically filled the whole room with goose feathers,

01:02:17.650 --> 01:02:19.989
back when they had actual feather pillows. And

01:02:19.989 --> 01:02:22.250
they said, let's do this on stage too. So they

01:02:22.250 --> 01:02:24.269
would get like two pillows from the hotel and

01:02:24.269 --> 01:02:26.469
cut slits in them, and then start having a pillow

01:02:26.469 --> 01:02:28.469
fight, and they said two pillows will pretty

01:02:28.469 --> 01:02:31.750
much fill up any venue you've got with feathers.

01:02:35.019 --> 01:02:38.219
And then the last part of the bit from the bass

01:02:38.219 --> 01:02:41.639
player for Alice Cooper's band said that they

01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:45.000
would bring chickens on the stage, and he was

01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:46.760
never really sure if it was a chicken provided

01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:49.059
by an audience member or one of the chickens

01:02:49.059 --> 01:02:50.880
got loose from one of their cages, but either

01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:54.019
way, you can see Alice Cooper picking up a chicken

01:02:54.019 --> 01:02:56.239
and flinging it out into the audience, and that's

01:02:56.239 --> 01:03:00.380
all you ever see. The aftermath was bloody pieces

01:03:00.380 --> 01:03:02.320
of chicken were thrown back up on the stage for

01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:04.969
the band. But if you can find the concert video,

01:03:05.230 --> 01:03:08.010
it's really interesting to look at that and think,

01:03:08.150 --> 01:03:10.789
all of those Alice Cooper hits came from this

01:03:10.789 --> 01:03:13.150
bizarre band that didn't look like they had much

01:03:13.150 --> 01:03:16.510
talent at all. So it's a pretty eye -opening

01:03:16.510 --> 01:03:18.590
experience, and you get to see the chicken take

01:03:18.590 --> 01:03:24.639
a dive. Okay, slight little screech there. I

01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:26.599
had to use the bathroom, and the City Market

01:03:26.599 --> 01:03:28.579
Coffee is closed. We're doing this later in the

01:03:28.579 --> 01:03:30.840
evening today because of medical reasons. Yeah,

01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:33.039
this is an interesting vibe to be here when it's

01:03:33.039 --> 01:03:35.059
dark outside. Yeah, I think Ms. Goldfinstein

01:03:35.059 --> 01:03:37.500
is no longer around here, at least, if on this

01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:40.139
earth. About right now, she'd be screaming at

01:03:40.139 --> 01:03:42.739
the walls. This is true. This is about when we'd

01:03:42.739 --> 01:03:44.900
see her. So maybe she's being reincarnated into

01:03:44.900 --> 01:03:47.300
one of these pigeons. That keeps swooping at

01:03:47.300 --> 01:03:49.860
us. I'm saying, yeah, she did change Robin to

01:03:49.860 --> 01:03:52.420
a capuchin monkey. She's got the shape -changing

01:03:52.420 --> 01:03:54.800
skills. Yeah, yeah. So she might definitely be

01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:57.940
a pigeon. But I'd like to bring this up. We are

01:03:57.940 --> 01:04:02.000
the first program that Two Douchebags and Microphone

01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:04.920
has spawned and endorsed, even though we are

01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:07.400
the two original douchebags. Yes. Yeah, it doesn't

01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:10.590
matter. Yep. We are that show. It's like a podcast

01:04:10.590 --> 01:04:13.030
within a podcast, which is also a first. Yes,

01:04:13.110 --> 01:04:15.429
yes. So there you go. Just wanted to mention

01:04:15.429 --> 01:04:18.309
it. Just saying. We're awesome, man. Yes, we

01:04:18.309 --> 01:04:20.590
are. Pat, pat, pat. Everyone should want our

01:04:20.590 --> 01:04:25.690
picture. That's right. All right. Queen and David

01:04:25.690 --> 01:04:28.570
Bowie under pressure fluke. The song was never

01:04:28.570 --> 01:04:30.610
supposed to happen. Bowie happened to be at the

01:04:30.610 --> 01:04:33.789
same studio in Switzerland where Queen was recording

01:04:33.789 --> 01:04:36.769
after a marathon session of drinking and jamming.

01:04:37.159 --> 01:04:39.380
which Freddie Mercury described as pure chaos.

01:04:39.619 --> 01:04:42.219
No bet. And if that was him... Hey, my fellow

01:04:42.219 --> 01:04:46.179
heavy breathers, this is Dash Riptide, your music

01:04:46.179 --> 01:04:50.739
news. Megadeth has announced a final album and

01:04:50.739 --> 01:04:55.400
a 2026 global farewell tour. To conclude their

01:04:55.400 --> 01:04:57.940
career after 40 years, the first wave of tour

01:04:57.940 --> 01:05:01.000
dates for a Latin American leg in April and May

01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:04.960
2026 with more dates to be announced for the

01:05:04.960 --> 01:05:07.400
worldwide tour. While the full tour schedule

01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:09.880
has been released, tickets for the initial dates

01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:12.280
are available, and there is also an announced

01:05:12.280 --> 01:05:14.880
performance with Iron Maiden Concert in Harrison,

01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:20.059
New Jersey, in September 2026. This is Dash Ruktein,

01:05:20.179 --> 01:05:23.480
and that was your music news. If it's too loud,

01:05:23.599 --> 01:05:33.420
you probably have ear damage, just like me. Describing

01:05:33.420 --> 01:05:36.480
it as pure chaos. It was pure chaos. Yeah, he's

01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:40.679
got a pretty high bar. Yes, he does. They improvised

01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:44.159
the entire track in a single night. That masterpiece

01:05:44.159 --> 01:05:48.000
in one single night. That wasn't an uncommon

01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:50.519
thing to have musicians just drop by when other

01:05:50.519 --> 01:05:52.780
musicians were in the studio and just see what

01:05:52.780 --> 01:05:55.159
happened. Yeah, used to happen all the time.

01:05:55.769 --> 01:05:58.349
It doesn't so much anymore because the way music's

01:05:58.349 --> 01:06:01.510
written and released. But, yeah, I want Ringo

01:06:01.510 --> 01:06:05.510
Sauce. For a while, pop music was doing it intentionally.

01:06:05.730 --> 01:06:07.630
Remember how albums would come out with a song

01:06:07.630 --> 01:06:10.449
featuring this guy and this guy, featuring this

01:06:10.449 --> 01:06:13.210
gal and that band. It was like half the album

01:06:13.210 --> 01:06:15.170
was somebody else. I used to think their foot

01:06:15.170 --> 01:06:19.210
was on it. Yeah. FT, feature foot. What's his

01:06:19.210 --> 01:06:21.409
foot doing on it? Why do they want his foot?

01:06:21.690 --> 01:06:24.269
And it used to be when a new album was coming

01:06:24.269 --> 01:06:27.400
out, The important thing was to release the list

01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:29.860
of who was featured on the album. Yes. Not the

01:06:29.860 --> 01:06:32.239
songs, not the tracks, not anything about the

01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:34.699
album, who the features were. Because that would

01:06:34.699 --> 01:06:36.320
make people run out and buy it, and then when

01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:37.760
they actually heard the songs, they're like,

01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:39.860
oh, too late, you already spun it. Yeah. Done.

01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:42.440
Everybody wants to sell it to you sight unseen.

01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:46.320
Yes. All right. Okay, I'm done with those. We've

01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:49.119
got a good Sharon Osbourne story. Oh, let's hear

01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:52.360
it. She was revealing recently that in the week

01:06:52.360 --> 01:06:55.519
leading to Ozzy's death, He told her that he

01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:58.139
was repeatedly dreaming of many people standing

01:06:58.139 --> 01:07:02.239
around him, watching, not speaking. And it's

01:07:02.239 --> 01:07:04.119
people he'd never seen before. He didn't know

01:07:04.119 --> 01:07:06.159
who they were. It's not like friends or loved

01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:08.300
ones. It was just like large people that were

01:07:08.300 --> 01:07:13.400
just standing and watching. And he said that

01:07:13.400 --> 01:07:16.239
really made him feel like things were getting

01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:20.239
prepared, things were getting ready. The morning

01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:24.590
of his death, he... woke up early about 4 30

01:07:24.590 --> 01:07:27.309
in the morning and he told Sharon to wake up

01:07:27.309 --> 01:07:31.070
and she said I'm already awake and she said he

01:07:31.070 --> 01:07:34.949
then said kiss me which she did and then he said

01:07:34.949 --> 01:07:37.610
hug me tight and she hugged him briefly and then

01:07:37.610 --> 01:07:40.829
he went downstairs and started to work out and

01:07:40.829 --> 01:07:43.989
passed away 20 minutes later and she was left

01:07:43.989 --> 01:07:46.469
thinking if I'd known I would have kissed him

01:07:46.469 --> 01:07:48.030
hard I would have hugged him longer I would have

01:07:48.030 --> 01:07:51.630
done something but she she believes that he was

01:07:51.630 --> 01:07:54.530
ready and knew it was coming. I think he was

01:07:54.530 --> 01:07:56.429
ready ever since the last show was completed.

01:07:56.630 --> 01:07:58.389
Yeah, pretty much. Because there was nothing

01:07:58.389 --> 01:08:03.329
anymore left. That was it. You know, his career

01:08:03.329 --> 01:08:05.829
is over that he loved so much. They had the plans

01:08:05.829 --> 01:08:07.690
of, like, well, let's collaborate, let's do some

01:08:07.690 --> 01:08:09.969
music, we'll do this, but it probably wasn't

01:08:09.969 --> 01:08:11.869
ever going to happen anyway. Yeah, I mean, the

01:08:11.869 --> 01:08:13.690
Jakey Lee thing, he said he was going to make

01:08:13.690 --> 01:08:15.710
it back to L .A. and have a little sit -down

01:08:15.710 --> 01:08:18.050
with him. And the more I got thinking about that,

01:08:18.109 --> 01:08:19.909
he wasn't going to make it back to L .A. anyhow.

01:08:20.050 --> 01:08:22.229
It was a pipe dream, unless Jakey Lee went over

01:08:22.229 --> 01:08:23.909
there, and that very well could have happened.

01:08:24.369 --> 01:08:26.109
You know, they had the studios and everything,

01:08:26.270 --> 01:08:30.920
so it wasn't a big deal. It was fine. They're

01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.500
saying the CEO of the Birmingham Airport has

01:08:33.500 --> 01:08:37.840
received over 80 ,000 signatures wanting them

01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:39.960
to change the name of the airport. He said, actually,

01:08:40.100 --> 01:08:41.840
we're not going to change the name of the airport,

01:08:42.020 --> 01:08:44.279
but we are going to have a Prince of Darkness

01:08:44.279 --> 01:08:47.359
mural with Ozzie and others in it. That's nice,

01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:50.039
but let me explain why that needs to happen.

01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:53.210
How many people... Like me, if they ever get

01:08:53.210 --> 01:08:55.550
a chance, we'll go check into Ozzy Osbourne International.

01:08:56.029 --> 01:08:59.090
No kidding. Yeah, that is bragging rights. All

01:08:59.090 --> 01:09:00.430
of a sudden, you're scrolling through Facebook.

01:09:00.609 --> 01:09:03.510
What the fuck? Mark is there. Look, he's at Ozzy

01:09:03.510 --> 01:09:05.369
Osbourne International. Even if they wanted to

01:09:05.369 --> 01:09:08.020
name it John Osbourne. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

01:09:08.159 --> 01:09:11.760
Or maybe Black Sabbath International. Yeah. Maybe

01:09:11.760 --> 01:09:14.199
give them all props. Yeah. But the thing is,

01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:15.880
is they're missing out on excellent opportunity,

01:09:16.020 --> 01:09:18.140
and people like me just go in there for that.

01:09:18.260 --> 01:09:19.699
Yeah, really. Then you go to the bench, and you

01:09:19.699 --> 01:09:22.260
go to their bridge. Hopefully they have a museum

01:09:22.260 --> 01:09:24.899
up, I think. So you do all this stuff while you're

01:09:24.899 --> 01:09:27.579
there. Mm -hmm. Eat some blood sausage and never

01:09:27.579 --> 01:09:31.399
get near it again. You know? Yeah, that venue

01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:33.659
where Black Sabbath played their first gigs,

01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:39.369
they've got, posters in the windows but i don't

01:09:39.369 --> 01:09:42.470
think the venue's open at all and i don't think

01:09:42.470 --> 01:09:45.329
it is either yeah there's a guy that does reaction

01:09:45.329 --> 01:09:48.390
videos he goes by the name molly boy tv yeah

01:09:48.390 --> 01:09:51.350
and he went and did a tour of birmingham because

01:09:51.350 --> 01:09:53.670
he lives really close to there and uh he walked

01:09:53.670 --> 01:09:55.310
he was outside the venue and he said i would

01:09:55.310 --> 01:09:57.449
love to see this place open back up and bands

01:09:57.449 --> 01:10:00.289
coming in here and playing but i think molly

01:10:00.289 --> 01:10:02.670
boy listens for real yeah i keep getting the

01:10:02.670 --> 01:10:07.060
suggestions On my feed of him. Yeah. Yeah, so

01:10:07.060 --> 01:10:09.979
he's looking at the page at least. He's got some

01:10:09.979 --> 01:10:13.239
fun reaction videos. Yeah, I like him. He's very

01:10:13.239 --> 01:10:17.859
unique. He's got 230 ,000 subscribers. When I

01:10:17.859 --> 01:10:21.760
started watching him, he had about 20 ,000. So

01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:24.500
he's just blown up in the meantime. Molly, call

01:10:24.500 --> 01:10:27.520
him when we get a phone number. Yeah. Yeah. John

01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:30.760
Declan is his name. John Declan? No, Declan Hughes.

01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:34.180
Oh. That's it. It isn't DK? No. No, it's not

01:10:34.180 --> 01:10:40.000
DeCaylin Zacarius. No, that's right. His name

01:10:40.000 --> 01:10:42.560
is Declan Hughes, and my mom's maiden name was

01:10:42.560 --> 01:10:44.659
Hughes, so he and I might be related. Oh, okay.

01:10:44.840 --> 01:10:46.939
I think you are. Probably so. I'm going to go

01:10:46.939 --> 01:10:50.380
ahead and call it. All right. Would you like

01:10:50.380 --> 01:10:59.100
to hear a list of Clem Burke's top ten drumming

01:10:59.100 --> 01:11:02.100
albums? Yes. Clem Burke was the drummer for Blondie.

01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:06.260
Awesome drummer. Very good. Passed away recently.

01:11:06.579 --> 01:11:09.359
But he gave a list of albums that he thought

01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:11.300
had the absolute best drumming on it if you want

01:11:11.300 --> 01:11:14.899
to listen to good drumming. First is The Beatles,

01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:18.800
an album called With The Beatles from 1963. So

01:11:18.800 --> 01:11:22.960
he's a big Ringo fan. The Dave Clark Five, greatest

01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:25.340
hits. There's a few greatest hits on here. That

01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:29.659
was 1966. The Who, The Who Sings My Generation,

01:11:29.920 --> 01:11:35.539
1965. Interesting song. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Now,

01:11:35.539 --> 01:11:39.079
he's talking about the whole album. Oh, yeah,

01:11:39.560 --> 01:11:42.739
that's right. Okay, My Generation album. Booker

01:11:42.739 --> 01:11:47.180
T and the MG, Greatest Hits, 1970. The Dave Brubeck

01:11:47.180 --> 01:11:49.659
Quartet, their album Take Five, which came out

01:11:49.659 --> 01:11:52.960
in 1961. It's called Take Five because just about

01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:56.409
everything is in 5 -4 time signature. So it's

01:11:56.409 --> 01:11:58.689
really odd and different, but they make it sound

01:11:58.689 --> 01:12:01.029
easy and simple. That's pretty cool, really.

01:12:01.050 --> 01:12:03.369
I love the name of it because of that, too. I

01:12:03.369 --> 01:12:06.569
mean, it makes sense. John Coltrane, A Love Supreme,

01:12:06.909 --> 01:12:10.890
1965. John Coltrane, yeah. David Bowie, The Rise

01:12:10.890 --> 01:12:13.010
of Siggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars,

01:12:13.170 --> 01:12:17.149
1972. I don't think I've heard that whole album,

01:12:17.270 --> 01:12:19.529
but David Bowie did have good drummers. I remember

01:12:19.529 --> 01:12:22.789
that. Yeah, I don't know enough about it to say

01:12:22.789 --> 01:12:24.970
anything, but I trust it. I mean, you know, David

01:12:24.970 --> 01:12:27.710
Bowie always traditionally had a good band, so

01:12:27.710 --> 01:12:31.149
I could see that. Next up is a band called Television

01:12:31.149 --> 01:12:34.829
and their album Marquee Moon in 1977. You have

01:12:34.829 --> 01:12:40.109
no idea. The band Television, I'm trying to remember

01:12:40.109 --> 01:12:44.229
the guy's name, who was kind of the, Tom Volta,

01:12:44.310 --> 01:12:46.899
I think. Something like that. Sounds about right.

01:12:46.899 --> 01:12:49.159
But that album, Marquee Moon, has been cited

01:12:49.159 --> 01:12:52.060
by so many people. It's just super influential.

01:12:53.060 --> 01:12:55.859
It's like hardly anybody bought it to listen

01:12:55.859 --> 01:12:58.060
to it, but everybody who did buy it went out

01:12:58.060 --> 01:13:02.060
and started a band. It really inspired a ton

01:13:02.060 --> 01:13:06.979
of people. Saturday Night Fever soundtrack in

01:13:06.979 --> 01:13:12.369
1977. Okay. I don't get that one. I don't either.

01:13:12.409 --> 01:13:14.670
That's all a bunch of disco, and disco's not

01:13:14.670 --> 01:13:19.510
notorious for great drum beats or whatever. Yeah,

01:13:19.710 --> 01:13:23.050
there we go. And then for his last, he said Anything

01:13:23.050 --> 01:13:26.930
by either Hal Blaine or Earl Palmer. Anything.

01:13:27.250 --> 01:13:31.090
Okay. I get both of those. Yeah, Hal Blaine was

01:13:31.090 --> 01:13:34.130
pretty amazing. Yeah. And Palmer, I can't deny

01:13:34.130 --> 01:13:37.829
him. He's great, too. Best hard rock and metal

01:13:37.829 --> 01:13:43.970
albums of 2025? Okay. First one is Heat, H -E

01:13:43.970 --> 01:13:48.850
-A -T, Welcome to the Future. Critics say it

01:13:48.850 --> 01:13:51.729
pretty much sounds like you're teleported back

01:13:51.729 --> 01:13:56.289
to 1987 in the glory of hair metal. Really? Yeah.

01:13:56.489 --> 01:14:00.289
It's called Heat? Heat, H -E -H dot E dot A dot

01:14:00.289 --> 01:14:05.850
T dot. Like an abbreviation? Yeah. Okay. And

01:14:05.850 --> 01:14:07.920
this album is Welcome to the Future. I'll have

01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:12.159
to check that out just for fun. Yeah. Next up,

01:14:12.180 --> 01:14:17.079
Castle Rat and their album The Bestiary. They

01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:20.239
say, imagine Black Sabbath but with pop energy.

01:14:21.020 --> 01:14:25.399
I would check that out. Which Sabbath, though?

01:14:25.420 --> 01:14:27.739
Probably the original? I would guess the original,

01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:31.880
yeah. Next up, The Wild Hearts and their album

01:14:31.880 --> 01:14:35.260
Satanic Rites of the Wild Hearts. They say it's

01:14:35.260 --> 01:14:38.020
like a cross between glam pop and heavy metal

01:14:38.020 --> 01:14:41.779
with absolute shredding vocal screams. Is glam

01:14:41.779 --> 01:14:43.800
starting to work its way back in, I'm wondering?

01:14:43.819 --> 01:14:45.460
I think so, because a number of these talk about

01:14:45.460 --> 01:14:50.960
glam. Huh, okay. Next up, Dream Theater and the

01:14:50.960 --> 01:14:53.100
album Parasomnia. They're still making albums.

01:14:53.439 --> 01:15:00.439
Yeah, yeah. I agree on this one. I saw the video

01:15:00.439 --> 01:15:03.520
for their first single off it called Night Terrors.

01:15:04.549 --> 01:15:07.710
It's pretty amazing. It's really, really something.

01:15:07.850 --> 01:15:10.710
Well, they've always... The music's so complex.

01:15:10.729 --> 01:15:14.069
It's either boring or phenomenal. Mike Portnoy's

01:15:14.069 --> 01:15:16.689
back in the band. Yes, that's a big thing. Their

01:15:16.689 --> 01:15:20.989
singer, James Labrie, has gotten his voice back.

01:15:21.170 --> 01:15:23.970
He lost his voice completely. I remember. He

01:15:23.970 --> 01:15:27.100
had food poisoning. And it caused him to vomit

01:15:27.100 --> 01:15:29.800
so repeatedly and so violently that it completely

01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:32.460
destroyed his voice. And he had to learn to sing

01:15:32.460 --> 01:15:35.159
all over again. Yeah, that was such a... Well,

01:15:35.600 --> 01:15:38.159
I'm glad he's got his voice back. And Mike Portnoy

01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:41.439
back in the band makes the band what it is. But

01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:43.500
they say there are eight tracks on the album,

01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:45.899
each averaging about nine minutes. And pretty

01:15:45.899 --> 01:15:48.239
much all the songs... They're the same. They

01:15:48.239 --> 01:15:50.300
say all the songs are about sleep disturbances.

01:15:50.979 --> 01:15:55.260
About the same. Yeah. Okay. Dream Theater. Dirty

01:15:55.260 --> 01:15:57.899
Honey. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love Dirty Honey. They

01:15:57.899 --> 01:16:00.779
have a double live album out called Mayhem and

01:16:00.779 --> 01:16:03.579
Revelry Live. They're at the wrong time. Yeah.

01:16:03.760 --> 01:16:06.680
That's the problem. But, man, they fit the bill

01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:09.279
of so much in the 80s. They're so good. That

01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:11.920
is a glam thing, too. Dirty Honey is glam. Definitely.

01:16:12.140 --> 01:16:15.060
I mean, not over flamboyant, but they like to

01:16:15.060 --> 01:16:17.000
look good and they like to dress up. They like

01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:19.720
a stage show. They have good songs, too. And

01:16:19.720 --> 01:16:24.229
I liked Greta Van Fleet. They're boring now.

01:16:24.270 --> 01:16:26.409
Until Dirty Honey came out, and it was like,

01:16:26.489 --> 01:16:29.369
oh, yeah, Dirty Honey does it better. Yeah. Kronofayette

01:16:29.369 --> 01:16:33.909
Fleet was trying to be a pop zeppelin, if you

01:16:33.909 --> 01:16:36.210
will, and it was good at first, but then the

01:16:36.210 --> 01:16:38.670
more I heard it, the more I thought, nah, I don't

01:16:38.670 --> 01:16:41.789
care. It was kind of that way when the Black

01:16:41.789 --> 01:16:44.289
Crows were popular for a good chunk of time.

01:16:44.409 --> 01:16:46.750
Yeah, they were like the Stones -ish, and they

01:16:46.750 --> 01:16:49.079
even toured with the Stones. But the funny thing

01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:50.800
is, while everyone was listening to the Black

01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:53.939
Crows, I switched over to Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies.

01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:56.920
Yeah. Which were an Atlanta -based band. Yes.

01:16:57.239 --> 01:17:00.880
And to me, they were what the Black Crows should

01:17:00.880 --> 01:17:03.479
have been. The Black Crows are opening up for

01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:07.720
Guns. Guns N' Roses. Oh, wow. And also Ice Cube.

01:17:08.199 --> 01:17:10.600
Oh, awesome. They're doing it again. He had some

01:17:10.600 --> 01:17:12.560
lockers. No, I know. They're doing it again.

01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:16.649
They did Ice T. body count. I went to that show

01:17:16.649 --> 01:17:18.350
and I thought it was going to end in disaster,

01:17:18.569 --> 01:17:20.189
but it didn't. Everybody got along. Everybody

01:17:20.189 --> 01:17:25.029
loved it. Next on the list, Styx. They have a

01:17:25.029 --> 01:17:27.670
new album out called Circling From Above. Actually,

01:17:27.689 --> 01:17:29.630
I've never heard it, but I did hear about the

01:17:29.630 --> 01:17:34.189
new album. It's all Tommy Shaw pretty much. They

01:17:34.189 --> 01:17:38.590
say it's melodic prog rock. Which is weird because

01:17:38.590 --> 01:17:40.729
one of the reasons that Dennis DeYoung isn't

01:17:40.729 --> 01:17:43.010
in the band anymore... is they got tired of this

01:17:43.010 --> 01:17:45.909
show tune opera stuff and they wanted to be more

01:17:45.909 --> 01:17:48.130
rocker. But now they do an album that's like

01:17:48.130 --> 01:17:50.869
that. I mean, it's like, is it because they can't

01:17:50.869 --> 01:17:52.430
do what they used to do and they had to go in

01:17:52.430 --> 01:17:55.630
another direction? This kind of says, they say

01:17:55.630 --> 01:17:58.350
the album sounds very polished with all the best

01:17:58.350 --> 01:18:01.789
from their 70s AM radio heyday. Okay, all right.

01:18:01.789 --> 01:18:04.229
So this is saying it's like sticks at their best

01:18:04.229 --> 01:18:07.579
in the 1970s. I've got to listen to that. Yeah.

01:18:07.739 --> 01:18:10.619
That sounds pretty good. To me, Styx was a very

01:18:10.619 --> 01:18:14.220
underrated band. They were like a queen. Yeah.

01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:17.359
Not quite as talented, but somewhere in the middle

01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:19.539
there. Yeah. They were so good. Yeah. They had

01:18:19.539 --> 01:18:21.619
a good, crunchy sound when they wanted it, but

01:18:21.619 --> 01:18:24.739
they could also sound very lush and full and

01:18:24.739 --> 01:18:28.359
gorgeous if they wanted to. Yeah. Tommy Shaw

01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:32.180
had the same relationship with Dennis DeYoung

01:18:32.180 --> 01:18:35.100
that was with Brian May and Freddie Mercury.

01:18:35.949 --> 01:18:38.069
You know, where they always clashed. But when

01:18:38.069 --> 01:18:40.350
they came in the middle, it was fucking beautiful

01:18:40.350 --> 01:18:42.489
music. So when they met in the middle, it was

01:18:42.489 --> 01:18:47.390
excellent. So, anyhow. Ghost has a new album

01:18:47.390 --> 01:18:49.909
called Skeletal. Do they sound the same or did

01:18:49.909 --> 01:18:51.829
they change their sound? They said this is a

01:18:51.829 --> 01:18:54.930
blend of hard rock, glam metal, and pop. They're

01:18:54.930 --> 01:18:56.930
the same. Which is kind of the same. But it's

01:18:56.930 --> 01:18:59.449
their first number one album ever. Really? Yeah.

01:18:59.649 --> 01:19:01.750
Wow, they've been very popular too. I've seen

01:19:01.750 --> 01:19:03.630
them open for Iron Maiden and they're very good.

01:19:03.710 --> 01:19:06.779
They are like Danish. Death metal artists that

01:19:06.779 --> 01:19:09.739
started this band. And they're all fucking huge.

01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:13.819
They're tall. Tobias Forge is like the main guy.

01:19:14.060 --> 01:19:17.159
Yes. He's the guy that's never changed. My understanding

01:19:17.159 --> 01:19:19.100
is... Yeah, everybody else comes and goes. Yes.

01:19:19.239 --> 01:19:24.180
Yeah. Mammoth. Eddie Van Halen. Or not Eddie

01:19:24.180 --> 01:19:26.260
Van Halen. Wolfie. Wolfie. The album's called

01:19:26.260 --> 01:19:29.340
The End. It's described as having soaring alt

01:19:29.340 --> 01:19:33.310
-rock hooks, titanic grooves... and Eddie Van

01:19:33.310 --> 01:19:35.609
Halen -style shredding on the title track. I

01:19:35.609 --> 01:19:38.130
would agree. I would agree. I've heard some of

01:19:38.130 --> 01:19:40.430
that, and I was like, oh, my God, where was this

01:19:40.430 --> 01:19:43.590
before? I know he had the talent. I've watched

01:19:43.590 --> 01:19:46.050
him play an incredible solo opening up for Creed.

01:19:46.109 --> 01:19:48.270
I was just like going, where in the fuck has

01:19:48.270 --> 01:19:51.970
this been? He is like his dad. I mean, I could

01:19:51.970 --> 01:19:54.090
not believe it. The finger tapping, the precise,

01:19:54.430 --> 01:19:58.130
the going up and down on the frets, the neck,

01:19:58.229 --> 01:20:00.319
the working. You know Eddie showed them all his

01:20:00.319 --> 01:20:02.159
tricks. Yeah. All of his secrets. But he had

01:20:02.159 --> 01:20:04.520
that thing coming out of nowhere. Yeah. You know

01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:06.020
what I'm talking about? Eddie Van Halen's coming

01:20:06.020 --> 01:20:07.460
out of nowhere. It's like, what the hell was

01:20:07.460 --> 01:20:09.979
that? And why is it in there? But it works. He's

01:20:09.979 --> 01:20:12.060
doing the same thing. The impressive thing about

01:20:12.060 --> 01:20:14.659
this new Mammoth album is Wolfie plays every

01:20:14.659 --> 01:20:18.260
instrument. Yes. He is so good. So good. Well,

01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:21.060
his uncle was Alex Van Halen. Yeah, yeah. And

01:20:21.060 --> 01:20:23.300
Alex Van Halen, didn't he do some work on this?

01:20:25.060 --> 01:20:27.319
He didn't say so. Or am I mistaken? I think he's

01:20:27.319 --> 01:20:29.890
still retired. He's retired. He's not doing anything.

01:20:30.029 --> 01:20:32.550
I don't think he's doing anything. Maybe that's

01:20:32.550 --> 01:20:34.729
a dream. I think I just want that to happen.

01:20:34.890 --> 01:20:38.670
All right. L .A. Guns has a new album called

01:20:38.670 --> 01:20:41.510
Leopard Skin. Well, they were good for a while,

01:20:41.569 --> 01:20:43.390
but then they started getting these trashy lead

01:20:43.390 --> 01:20:45.789
singers that didn't fit the band. Yeah. But now

01:20:45.789 --> 01:20:50.829
they have Phil Lewis back, don't they? I think

01:20:50.829 --> 01:20:53.850
so, yeah. Okay. Well, he was their biggest sound,

01:20:53.930 --> 01:20:56.989
their best sound. They're saying this album has

01:20:56.989 --> 01:21:00.869
Rolling Stones. style swagger, some acoustic

01:21:00.869 --> 01:21:04.449
songs, and all the shredding and sleazy hooks

01:21:04.449 --> 01:21:06.810
that the fans want. I would love that. I didn't

01:21:06.810 --> 01:21:08.130
know they had a new album I'll have to listen

01:21:08.130 --> 01:21:12.729
to. I like that sleazy hooks. Well, they've always

01:21:12.729 --> 01:21:14.569
been sleazy. I mean, you're talking about Tracy

01:21:14.569 --> 01:21:17.329
Guns, who was Guns N' Roses' original guitarist.

01:21:17.369 --> 01:21:20.090
Yeah. His own band, he just got tired of showing

01:21:20.090 --> 01:21:21.630
up, so they just went on without him. Yeah, they

01:21:21.630 --> 01:21:26.789
went on without him. Next up, The Dirty Nil,

01:21:27.050 --> 01:21:30.920
NIL. I've heard of them. It's their Ontario power

01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:33.560
trio. Their album is called The Lash. Nil is

01:21:33.560 --> 01:21:36.960
also used in soccer as in zero. Yeah, it's kind

01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:41.220
of the European term. They're an Ontario power

01:21:41.220 --> 01:21:45.460
trio with high -octane rift -based anthems. The

01:21:45.460 --> 01:21:48.920
Dirty Nil. The Dirty Nil. I'll have to check

01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:54.760
that out. Next up, The Darkness. I remember them.

01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:59.619
Their album is called Dreams on Toast. They were

01:21:59.619 --> 01:22:02.279
actually out in the late 90s, early 2000s. And

01:22:02.279 --> 01:22:04.380
they came out with this glam metal sound, but

01:22:04.380 --> 01:22:07.020
did not look glam. It says this is their eighth

01:22:07.020 --> 01:22:11.300
album. Okay. It says it's filled with catchy

01:22:11.300 --> 01:22:14.720
arena rock and songs about party cowboys. That

01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:16.479
sounds about right. That's what they did before.

01:22:17.100 --> 01:22:20.779
Except for that fucking yodeling the guy does.

01:22:21.619 --> 01:22:24.800
It's like, no, no, no. Testament has an album

01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:28.260
out called Parabellum. They're Bay Area thrash.

01:22:29.000 --> 01:22:31.260
They say they sound hungrier and more pissed

01:22:31.260 --> 01:22:33.500
off than ever, which is good news for their fans.

01:22:33.699 --> 01:22:36.359
Yep. And a lot of death metal and black metal

01:22:36.359 --> 01:22:40.500
beats filling the album. And they sound like

01:22:40.500 --> 01:22:43.520
they're just, like, out for blood, which is what

01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:49.020
you want from Testament. The Melvins. They have

01:22:49.020 --> 01:22:52.420
a new album out. They're still around? 28th album

01:22:52.420 --> 01:22:57.090
called Thunderball. You know what you're getting

01:22:57.090 --> 01:22:59.250
with the Melvins? Yep, they're pretty much noise

01:22:59.250 --> 01:23:02.529
rock. That's how there's noise rock. But this

01:23:02.529 --> 01:23:05.310
has the original lineup, and it's just packed

01:23:05.310 --> 01:23:09.989
with heavy riffs. Oh, wow. The Melvins and the

01:23:09.989 --> 01:23:12.590
Butthole Surfers used to do a lot of stuff together.

01:23:13.949 --> 01:23:17.930
Yeah, they did. Next up, Alice Cooper with his

01:23:17.930 --> 01:23:20.739
album The Revenge of Alice Cooper. This is the

01:23:20.739 --> 01:23:23.060
first album with the original band since the

01:23:23.060 --> 01:23:25.699
1973 -74 recordings. So they did do an album

01:23:25.699 --> 01:23:28.579
together. Yep. Everybody but Glenn Buxton, who

01:23:28.579 --> 01:23:33.180
died in 1997. This was even produced by the longtime

01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:37.100
producer Bob Ezrin. Yeah. And it says it brings

01:23:37.100 --> 01:23:39.579
a harder and rougher edge to Alice that's been

01:23:39.579 --> 01:23:42.199
missing in a lot of his recent albums. You know,

01:23:42.220 --> 01:23:45.399
he's been kind of power pop leaning, but this

01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:48.020
apparently just brings him right back down into

01:23:48.020 --> 01:23:50.680
the dirt. Okay, I'd love to hear that. I like

01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:53.260
Ezrin, too. Ezrin is a spectacular producer.

01:23:53.739 --> 01:23:58.079
He is. He is like one of the greats. Cheap Trick

01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:00.359
has a new album out. Didn't know that. Didn't

01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:04.279
know that. Called All Washed Up. Kind of a play

01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:08.520
on all shook up. It's their 21st album. I believe

01:24:08.520 --> 01:24:11.760
that. It's more hard rock and power pop, but

01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:14.100
kind of refreshed and sounding a lot like their

01:24:14.100 --> 01:24:17.140
1970s golden period. See, I love that because,

01:24:17.260 --> 01:24:19.470
I mean, Like some of the songs like Gonna Raise

01:24:19.470 --> 01:24:21.250
Hell and stuff like that, people don't even know

01:24:21.250 --> 01:24:24.109
that's Cheap Trick. Yeah. It's not melodic. It's

01:24:24.109 --> 01:24:27.369
heavy. It's punchy. Yeah. Robin Zander does not

01:24:27.369 --> 01:24:29.829
sound like Robin Zander. No, not really. Yeah.

01:24:30.369 --> 01:24:35.470
Yeah. Great. That was amazing. So that's the

01:24:35.470 --> 01:24:40.090
hard rock and middle albums for 2025. That was

01:24:40.090 --> 01:24:42.630
a decent list, and I can't wait to check some

01:24:42.630 --> 01:24:47.729
of those out. All right. All right. Well. Do

01:24:47.729 --> 01:24:49.409
you want to stay in music or do you want to go

01:24:49.409 --> 01:24:51.289
into this health care thing I don't want to talk

01:24:51.289 --> 01:24:53.369
about? I've got a couple short music things I

01:24:53.369 --> 01:24:58.850
can finish off with. Brian May has had a stroke.

01:25:03.909 --> 01:25:05.710
Wasn't that Brian May that had a stroke or not?

01:25:05.970 --> 01:25:08.689
No, somebody else. I'm trying to think of who

01:25:08.689 --> 01:25:13.390
it was. Ace Frehley had a stroke when he fell.

01:25:13.609 --> 01:25:18.100
So Brian May. Had Master Luthier Andrew Guyton

01:25:18.100 --> 01:25:22.979
build a left -handed replica of his famous Red

01:25:22.979 --> 01:25:27.180
Special guitar and gifted it to Tony Iommi. Yeah,

01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:29.859
yeah, I saw that. And then Tony Iommi, didn't

01:25:29.859 --> 01:25:32.880
he put it up for auction for charity? I think

01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:37.420
so. Yeah. This was built using all the same techniques

01:25:37.420 --> 01:25:40.199
that Brian May used when he built his original.

01:25:40.260 --> 01:25:44.180
And they used... all the older electronics they

01:25:44.180 --> 01:25:46.100
could find to try to make it sound exactly like.

01:25:46.279 --> 01:25:48.460
It had the treble booster built in, all sorts

01:25:48.460 --> 01:25:58.100
of cool stuff. That would be awesome if he auctioned

01:25:58.100 --> 01:26:01.560
it off. Yeah, I thought that was really cool,

01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:04.000
but I do think Brian May was recovering from

01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:06.640
a stroke. Hang on, it wasn't widely publicized,

01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:09.680
but in an article that I read about that guitar,

01:26:10.319 --> 01:26:12.560
in general than it being released for auction

01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:15.840
yeah is brian may was supposedly still recovering

01:26:15.840 --> 01:26:19.060
from a stroke and it wasn't widely publicized

01:26:19.060 --> 01:26:20.800
but go ahead and i'm going to look this up here

01:26:20.800 --> 01:26:25.399
right um did brian may have a stroke pink floyd

01:26:25.399 --> 01:26:28.739
drummer nick mason yes has been talking about

01:26:28.739 --> 01:26:30.500
the album wish you were here which is having

01:26:30.500 --> 01:26:33.920
a 50th anniversary so he did have a stroke minor

01:26:33.920 --> 01:26:36.760
stroke minor stroke yeah it wasn't worth it publicized

01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:39.810
yeah okay yep Interesting. But he's on the mend.

01:26:41.130 --> 01:26:45.649
That's good. Okay. So Nick Mason says recording

01:26:45.649 --> 01:26:48.329
Wish You Were Here was really difficult. Pretty

01:26:48.329 --> 01:26:51.170
much nobody had any good ideas, and they wasted

01:26:51.170 --> 01:26:54.550
a lot of time recording sounds not made by musical

01:26:54.550 --> 01:26:56.930
instruments, like tearing paper and throwing

01:26:56.930 --> 01:26:59.130
things down the stairs and just all sorts of

01:26:59.130 --> 01:27:04.409
weird stuff. Yep. They actually came up with

01:27:04.409 --> 01:27:06.890
the idea for Wish You Were Here before they made

01:27:06.890 --> 01:27:09.079
Dark Side of the Moon. Yeah, that's what I understood,

01:27:09.260 --> 01:27:11.260
yeah. But they just couldn't figure out what

01:27:11.260 --> 01:27:14.119
to do, so they set it aside and said, we need

01:27:14.119 --> 01:27:16.840
another album, let's just go on to the next one.

01:27:16.939 --> 01:27:18.899
And Dark Side of the Moon, they kind of hurried

01:27:18.899 --> 01:27:23.239
through. It was a massive hit, massive, massive

01:27:23.239 --> 01:27:25.439
hit for them. It was the only album that appeared

01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:27.979
on every decade. Every decade it appeared in

01:27:27.979 --> 01:27:31.359
the top 50, was it, or 40, or something like

01:27:31.359 --> 01:27:33.819
that. Something like that, yeah. Every decade.

01:27:33.899 --> 01:27:36.199
Enough people kept buying it to keep it on that

01:27:36.199 --> 01:27:40.220
list. The only album that's ever done that. Yeah,

01:27:40.220 --> 01:27:42.199
they tried to record it but couldn't get anything

01:27:42.199 --> 01:27:45.000
done, so they did Dark Side of the Moon. Then

01:27:45.000 --> 01:27:49.899
still kind of had no clue. They should have toured

01:27:49.899 --> 01:27:53.359
the Dark Side of the Moon tour longer, but they

01:27:53.359 --> 01:27:56.079
came off the tour to try to get this album going.

01:27:58.380 --> 01:28:00.479
They pretty much scrapped everything they came

01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:03.300
up with first. And they just started over from

01:28:03.300 --> 01:28:05.720
scratch, kind of like Def Leppard did with the

01:28:05.720 --> 01:28:08.539
first album they did after their drummer lost

01:28:08.539 --> 01:28:10.720
his arm. They had a whole album's worth of stuff

01:28:10.720 --> 01:28:14.159
recorded and trying to mix it, and they decided

01:28:14.159 --> 01:28:16.359
this is all just crap. And they dumped everything

01:28:16.359 --> 01:28:18.100
and just started all over. And I commend them,

01:28:18.119 --> 01:28:20.000
too. Yeah, because Hysteria wound up being such

01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:23.899
an amazing album. Yeah, sales and also just musically.

01:28:24.100 --> 01:28:32.159
Yeah. Yeah. Several members of Pink Floyd have

01:28:32.159 --> 01:28:34.720
said they always liked Wish You Were Here, thought

01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:36.680
it was a better album than Dark Side, because

01:28:36.680 --> 01:28:38.859
they took their time on Wish You Were Here and

01:28:38.859 --> 01:28:41.159
made it sound exactly how they wanted it to sound.

01:28:41.439 --> 01:28:43.439
Whereas Dark Side of the Moon, it was like, yeah,

01:28:43.500 --> 01:28:45.979
let's hurry, let's get this done, go on a tour,

01:28:46.079 --> 01:28:47.680
and then get back so we can work on this other

01:28:47.680 --> 01:28:50.880
album again. Yeah. It's kind of ironic. It is,

01:28:50.880 --> 01:28:53.300
isn't it? And it's just like, I mean, all the

01:28:53.300 --> 01:28:55.479
great albums, it's so weird when you look at

01:28:55.479 --> 01:28:57.800
it. Most of them were written in a day, if not...

01:28:58.090 --> 01:29:00.189
Earlier than that. Yeah. I mean, like hours or

01:29:00.189 --> 01:29:02.590
something. They've only had so much studio time,

01:29:02.689 --> 01:29:04.029
and that turned out to be their masterpiece.

01:29:04.550 --> 01:29:09.869
Yeah. So weird. Aerosmith have been booted from

01:29:09.869 --> 01:29:12.770
Disney World, from Disneyland, let me say. They

01:29:12.770 --> 01:29:14.689
said Disney World in Florida, but it's Disneyland

01:29:14.689 --> 01:29:17.979
in Florida. Uh -huh. Aerosmith have been permanently

01:29:17.979 --> 01:29:20.319
removed from the Rock and Roller Coaster attraction

01:29:20.319 --> 01:29:22.979
at Disneyland in Florida. The veteran rockers

01:29:22.979 --> 01:29:25.359
have been the stars of the ride's pre -show video,

01:29:25.560 --> 01:29:27.039
the one they show you when you're waiting in

01:29:27.039 --> 01:29:30.699
line, since its launch in 1999, but now will

01:29:30.699 --> 01:29:34.460
be replaced with a Muppets -themed video in 2026.

01:29:36.359 --> 01:29:38.880
The original video featured the band members

01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:41.420
and the ride itself, with soundtrack by Aerosmith,

01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:43.619
hits including Walk This Way, Dude Looks Like

01:29:43.619 --> 01:29:46.460
a Lady, and Sweet Emotion. But now that's just

01:29:46.460 --> 01:29:51.460
too tough. It's too rough. Dude looked like a

01:29:51.460 --> 01:29:53.359
lady. It was written about Vince Neil when he

01:29:53.359 --> 01:29:56.680
first met him. He thought he was a chick. Steven

01:29:56.680 --> 01:30:00.619
Tyler was going to go hit on him. Hang on there,

01:30:00.699 --> 01:30:05.279
Steven. Hang on. He did look pretty good. That

01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:08.739
blonde hair, that skinny build, it was in. It

01:30:08.739 --> 01:30:12.420
was in. He probably would have been big on Epstein's

01:30:12.420 --> 01:30:17.439
Island, allegedly. Yeah, yeah. Bill Clinton might

01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:19.779
have really liked him. Yeah, yeah. Probably so.

01:30:19.880 --> 01:30:22.920
He liked him young. Yeah, he did, yeah. Jam Band

01:30:22.920 --> 01:30:25.840
Fish. He made him tuck, though. Yeah. Yeah, he

01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:28.699
didn't want that farm animal. No danglers. No

01:30:28.699 --> 01:30:32.420
danglers. Jam Band Fish has returned to the Sphere

01:30:32.420 --> 01:30:34.680
for a nine -date residency. They were last there

01:30:34.680 --> 01:30:38.720
in 2024. I don't know. How would Phish really

01:30:38.720 --> 01:30:40.960
go over in the sphere? They're taking anybody,

01:30:41.119 --> 01:30:43.640
aren't they? They are. I think they're losing

01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:46.300
just crack tons of money. Phish is just kind

01:30:46.300 --> 01:30:49.579
of like a, what would you call it, like a novelty

01:30:49.579 --> 01:30:53.180
type of band, really? They're kind of like the

01:30:53.180 --> 01:30:56.159
Grateful Dead, except they really don't write

01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:58.420
complete songs. They just jam. No, they just

01:30:58.420 --> 01:31:00.159
jam. They just jam. Look, they do what they do,

01:31:00.300 --> 01:31:03.840
but, I mean, the sphere? Yeah. I think that that's

01:31:03.840 --> 01:31:06.020
just like maybe a cheaper concert some people

01:31:06.020 --> 01:31:08.359
can get in. Yeah. You know, they're just kind

01:31:08.359 --> 01:31:10.640
of like, hey, we only have to charge like $3

01:31:10.640 --> 01:31:13.479
,000 a ticket on here instead of $7 ,000 for

01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:15.439
the Stones. And people are like, oh, $3 ,000?

01:31:15.579 --> 01:31:20.000
Fish? Okay, let's go watch it. I ran into one

01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:23.819
of the percussionists for Fish at a drum store

01:31:23.819 --> 01:31:25.439
once. I remember you telling me about that. Yeah.

01:31:25.520 --> 01:31:27.920
He was in line ahead of me buying this tiny,

01:31:28.060 --> 01:31:30.119
tiny, tiny little set of bongos that would fit

01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:32.739
in the palm of your hand. And he was so fascinated

01:31:32.739 --> 01:31:34.960
by this tiny little set of bongos. And he was

01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:38.939
just standing in line. He was playing them with

01:31:38.939 --> 01:31:42.399
a finger. And he bought it and kind of floated

01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:46.520
out of the store. And Wes said, that's percussionist

01:31:46.520 --> 01:31:48.640
for fish. They're in town. He's like, oh, I've

01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:51.720
heard of fish. And it's with a P -H. So when

01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:54.960
you go hook them up, it's fish. Puh -fish. Not

01:31:54.960 --> 01:31:59.270
fish. Puh -fish. Puh -fish. Remember the Another

01:31:59.270 --> 01:32:02.189
Prick in the Wall t -shirts? Yes. Apparently

01:32:02.189 --> 01:32:05.050
those were only available for 48 hours. I know,

01:32:05.050 --> 01:32:08.069
I know. I tried to get one. I wanted one. No,

01:32:08.109 --> 01:32:10.609
I was going to order you one as a surprise. I'll

01:32:10.609 --> 01:32:15.149
have to make some knockoffs. Yeah, yep. Barry

01:32:15.149 --> 01:32:17.630
Manilow was recently diagnosed with lung cancer.

01:32:17.909 --> 01:32:20.029
Lung cancer, yeah. Cancer spot in his left lung,

01:32:20.130 --> 01:32:22.649
but his doctor said, good news, we're going to

01:32:22.649 --> 01:32:24.550
do the surgery. You can skip chemo, skip the

01:32:24.550 --> 01:32:27.279
radiation. It was caught very early. Yeah, they

01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:29.659
were actually looking for something else. He

01:32:29.659 --> 01:32:31.060
had, like, bronchitis for a long time. I think

01:32:31.060 --> 01:32:32.939
they were looking for a penis in his mouth. Maybe

01:32:32.939 --> 01:32:37.539
so. Yeah, in his stomach or something. Allegedly.

01:32:37.680 --> 01:32:41.979
All right, Steve Morse says that a couple of

01:32:41.979 --> 01:32:44.640
the guys in Deep Purple were pretty glad to see

01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:48.539
him go. Yeah, this, go ahead, please. I should

01:32:48.539 --> 01:32:51.789
have put this one down, but I forgot to. In their

01:32:51.789 --> 01:32:53.890
words, they wanted to return to the roots and

01:32:53.890 --> 01:32:56.510
stop with all the fancy crap. And Steve said

01:32:56.510 --> 01:33:01.090
with a laugh, I'm full of fancy crap. Well, then

01:33:01.090 --> 01:33:02.909
he had to take care of a family member, didn't

01:33:02.909 --> 01:33:05.310
he? And then they just got him. Damn it, I forgot

01:33:05.310 --> 01:33:07.670
his name. Simon Ride. Yeah, yeah. Who was great?

01:33:07.770 --> 01:33:10.390
Irish guitar player Simon Ride replaced him.

01:33:10.470 --> 01:33:13.810
He is a lot more blues -based. He sounds more

01:33:13.810 --> 01:33:18.340
like a Richie Blackmore. The songwriting will

01:33:18.340 --> 01:33:21.340
probably get better now. I mean, I love Purple,

01:33:21.619 --> 01:33:24.779
but the songwriting they did post -Blackmore

01:33:24.779 --> 01:33:27.939
and post the other, you know, the Steve Morse

01:33:27.939 --> 01:33:32.920
era, the songs were up -tempo and moved up instead

01:33:32.920 --> 01:33:36.079
of going steady, and then it didn't have the

01:33:36.079 --> 01:33:40.180
same flow at all. It didn't have the same feeling,

01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:42.819
the same... I don't know how else to describe

01:33:42.819 --> 01:33:45.680
it, really. Yeah, yeah. Steve Morse played in

01:33:45.680 --> 01:33:48.140
the Dixie, Dixie Dregs. In Kansas. And they were

01:33:48.140 --> 01:33:50.539
all about, in Kansas, yeah. Dixie Dregs particularly

01:33:50.539 --> 01:33:53.500
were all about precision. Yes. And everything

01:33:53.500 --> 01:33:57.399
coming out exactly perfect. So you kind of lose

01:33:57.399 --> 01:33:59.520
some of the feel that way. We saw Steve Morse

01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:01.479
in concert, and he was excellent. St. Louis,

01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:03.979
we saw Deep Purple, and that was Steve Morse.

01:34:03.979 --> 01:34:05.479
And he was, he was excellent. He was really good.

01:34:05.600 --> 01:34:08.220
The one that really got me was Don Airy. And

01:34:08.220 --> 01:34:10.180
I pointed out to you, but I think you and me

01:34:10.180 --> 01:34:12.399
are the only two people that knew it. Don Erri,

01:34:12.500 --> 01:34:15.539
when he started his synthesizer solo, he started

01:34:15.539 --> 01:34:18.380
out with Mr. Crowley. Yep. And he did that as

01:34:18.380 --> 01:34:20.399
a little Iggy. You know, I mean, it's kind of

01:34:20.399 --> 01:34:22.159
like a, everyone knows me from Ozzy. Let's see

01:34:22.159 --> 01:34:24.680
who gets this. Yeah. And he's like, oh, those

01:34:24.680 --> 01:34:26.960
two back there. Those two got it. Look at them.

01:34:26.979 --> 01:34:29.279
They're like, ah! Somebody throw them a t -shirt.

01:34:29.420 --> 01:34:35.479
Yeah. They need a t -shirt cannon for us. Hoffner

01:34:35.479 --> 01:34:38.279
of Germany is filing for bankruptcy. They made

01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:41.760
the famous violin -shaped guitars that Paul McCartney

01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:45.579
played. Yeah. They just really can't sell anymore.

01:34:46.840 --> 01:34:48.880
Epiphone makes a version of it, too, in addition

01:34:48.880 --> 01:34:51.199
to Hoffner. And I've seen one other brand making

01:34:51.199 --> 01:34:54.079
a version of it. I've tried them out. I've tried

01:34:54.079 --> 01:34:55.779
playing them. They're short -scale basses, and

01:34:55.779 --> 01:34:59.779
they've got a particular sound. And it just didn't

01:34:59.779 --> 01:35:03.199
feel comfortable to me. That bass player friend

01:35:03.199 --> 01:35:06.739
of mine... Ed Rodina, he's got a Hoffner bass,

01:35:06.840 --> 01:35:09.479
and he just loves it. It's got a nice thump to

01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:12.159
it. Okay. Sounds good when he plays it. It sounded

01:35:12.159 --> 01:35:14.640
like crap when I played it. You sound like Nikki

01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:17.600
Sixx? Yeah. Maybe not that bad. No, no. Okay.

01:35:17.699 --> 01:35:21.239
And I'm not even a bass player. Neither is Nikki.

01:35:21.380 --> 01:35:24.560
No, apparently not. Ian Gillan. Allegedly. Will

01:35:24.560 --> 01:35:27.659
sing on Italian rocker U -Rock's album called

01:35:27.659 --> 01:35:30.720
The Line. He's going to sing on the title track.

01:35:31.310 --> 01:35:33.689
He says he turns down hundreds of... Hello, this

01:35:33.689 --> 01:35:37.670
is Phineas J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver

01:35:37.670 --> 01:35:47.350
your music news this evening. Hold the line.

01:35:48.329 --> 01:35:52.270
Toto's U .S. tour is coming together just fine.

01:35:52.850 --> 01:35:55.670
I didn't write that. Legendary rock band Toto

01:35:55.670 --> 01:35:57.810
will be touring as an evening with Steve Lukather

01:35:57.810 --> 01:36:00.449
and Joseph Williams. They have curated a set

01:36:00.449 --> 01:36:03.949
list for this entire excursion. February 18th,

01:36:03.949 --> 01:36:06.029
the tour kicks off in Milwaukee and will wrap

01:36:06.029 --> 01:36:08.550
up in Buffalo, Michigan. Our home base of Kansas

01:36:08.550 --> 01:36:10.909
City is getting snubbed unless you feel like

01:36:10.909 --> 01:36:14.229
traveling to Tulsa, Omaha, or Des Moines. That's

01:36:14.229 --> 01:36:16.689
not very far to travel, so if you love Toto,

01:36:16.850 --> 01:36:21.189
there you go. This is Phineas J. Baltar S. III.

01:36:22.710 --> 01:36:25.109
That has been your music news for this evening.

01:36:25.829 --> 01:36:29.380
I have one burning question for you all. Do people

01:36:29.380 --> 01:36:34.039
really skip around the Maypole? ...requests for

01:36:34.039 --> 01:36:36.260
people who want him to come sing on their albums,

01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:38.520
but he said he really likes the song and he really

01:36:38.520 --> 01:36:43.199
likes the band. So it's U -Rock, the letter U

01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:45.739
-R -O -C -K. Okay. And the album's called The

01:36:45.739 --> 01:36:47.479
Line, and he's going to be singing the title

01:36:47.479 --> 01:36:50.819
track only. Okay. He'll actually be singing it

01:36:50.819 --> 01:36:52.819
with the other lead singer. Well, he's going

01:36:52.819 --> 01:36:55.300
to need to. His voice at this point at 82 is

01:36:55.300 --> 01:36:57.500
not, I mean... Yeah, I don't think he'd do a

01:36:57.500 --> 01:37:01.859
whole album. No, no, no. And he can't do anything

01:37:01.859 --> 01:37:05.220
fancy at all. It's pretty monotone at this point,

01:37:05.239 --> 01:37:08.420
but I commend him for still doing it. Yeah. And

01:37:08.420 --> 01:37:12.619
then the last thing I got, Sammy Hagar has said

01:37:12.619 --> 01:37:18.079
that Joe Satriani was one notch better at guitar

01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:22.199
than Eddie Van Halen. He puts him a little bit

01:37:22.199 --> 01:37:26.640
ahead. I don't see that, but... He said mostly.

01:37:27.260 --> 01:37:30.319
It's because Satriani was better at writing songs

01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:33.619
quickly. He could write out a song in about 10,

01:37:33.659 --> 01:37:38.319
15 minutes. Eddie would slave and agonize and

01:37:38.319 --> 01:37:43.140
work on songs for weeks. And he said, that's

01:37:43.140 --> 01:37:45.560
what kind of puts Joe Satriani ahead of Eddie

01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:48.279
in my book. I disagree with that. Apparently

01:37:48.279 --> 01:37:50.500
a lot of journalists are agreeing with Sammy.

01:37:50.920 --> 01:37:53.460
Really? Yeah, which is kind of an unpopular opinion

01:37:53.460 --> 01:37:57.439
to take, but they're like, yeah, as a whole person

01:37:57.439 --> 01:38:00.000
guitar player, you have to be able to catch on

01:38:00.000 --> 01:38:02.420
quickly and do things quickly and blah. So I

01:38:02.420 --> 01:38:05.380
don't really get why that makes such a big difference.

01:38:05.640 --> 01:38:08.380
No, Eddie Van Halen was a perfectionist, and

01:38:08.380 --> 01:38:11.079
if it wasn't right, it wasn't right. Yeah. And

01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:13.600
that's what made him so good. Santorini's fine,

01:38:13.739 --> 01:38:16.560
but he's not even in the top five. Yeah, yeah.

01:38:18.090 --> 01:38:20.109
Sammy worked with him for a long time, and he

01:38:20.109 --> 01:38:21.970
really likes him, so I think that kind of colored

01:38:21.970 --> 01:38:23.630
his views. I think it does, too, and he didn't

01:38:23.630 --> 01:38:26.229
like Eddie, and also he's pissed off because

01:38:26.229 --> 01:38:28.909
Alex didn't include him in his book, and there's

01:38:28.909 --> 01:38:31.130
been a lot of bad blood, and that's the whole

01:38:31.130 --> 01:38:35.109
thing. So he was also mad that he wasn't invited

01:38:35.109 --> 01:38:40.649
to a memorial tour for Eddie, but David Lee Roth

01:38:40.649 --> 01:38:44.600
fucked that up, it sounds like so. But I think

01:38:44.600 --> 01:38:47.000
Sammy was maybe looking for a little attention

01:38:47.000 --> 01:38:50.220
and didn't mind saying this. No, he didn't mind.

01:38:50.319 --> 01:38:52.180
I mean, Eddie's dead, and he doesn't like Alex,

01:38:52.220 --> 01:38:54.380
and he doesn't really care for Wolfie, so why

01:38:54.380 --> 01:38:58.539
wouldn't he? I think overall impact, Eddie made

01:38:58.539 --> 01:39:00.960
much more of an impact on the music industry

01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:02.880
than Joe Satriani. To me, it's not even fucking

01:39:02.880 --> 01:39:06.140
close. Not even close. And I think Satriani would

01:39:06.140 --> 01:39:10.609
have been kind of a niche person. If Eddie hadn't

01:39:10.609 --> 01:39:12.770
been there to kind of normalize the whole guitar

01:39:12.770 --> 01:39:15.350
shredding thing. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think

01:39:15.350 --> 01:39:19.569
Eddie really ushered in that whole scene. All

01:39:19.569 --> 01:39:23.329
these journalists that are jumping on would do

01:39:23.329 --> 01:39:25.789
that for anybody that's still alive. Yeah. That

01:39:25.789 --> 01:39:28.649
could hear him and see them saying that. That's

01:39:28.649 --> 01:39:30.609
the way I feel about those music journalists.

01:39:30.869 --> 01:39:33.210
Yeah. They're tip -huggers. Yeah. They jump on

01:39:33.210 --> 01:39:36.649
the tip and hug. They hang on. Frank Zappa had

01:39:36.649 --> 01:39:39.720
a lot to say about. rock and roll journalists

01:39:39.720 --> 01:39:44.439
in what was the song Packard Goose is the name

01:39:44.439 --> 01:39:50.460
of the song I remember him saying the line fuck

01:39:50.460 --> 01:39:53.399
all those writers they're the worst kind of sleaze

01:39:53.399 --> 01:39:56.119
selling punk rock like it's the newest disease

01:39:58.189 --> 01:40:00.909
They can all kiss my ass, but because it's so

01:40:00.909 --> 01:40:05.789
grand, they best just stay away. There was only

01:40:05.789 --> 01:40:09.369
one Zappa. Yep. He was amazing. Yep. But the

01:40:09.369 --> 01:40:11.229
thing about Zappas, you either got him or you

01:40:11.229 --> 01:40:13.470
didn't. Yeah. We happened to get him because

01:40:13.470 --> 01:40:17.689
we enjoyed his thoughts. You can't take him seriously.

01:40:17.890 --> 01:40:20.270
I mean, you just don't take the guy seriously.

01:40:20.270 --> 01:40:22.789
You drive yourself crazy if you do that. He was

01:40:22.789 --> 01:40:28.430
so complex and so him. His own thing that you

01:40:28.430 --> 01:40:30.289
either got it or you didn't. And that's what

01:40:30.289 --> 01:40:32.630
you had. He didn't do anything else. He did him.

01:40:32.810 --> 01:40:35.810
Yeah. So, I mean, he was true to the game. Very

01:40:35.810 --> 01:40:38.350
much an uncompromising man. I would love to see

01:40:38.350 --> 01:40:40.109
if he is still alive to see where he would have

01:40:40.109 --> 01:40:42.829
taken this whole show to. Yeah, yeah. Makes you

01:40:42.829 --> 01:40:44.750
wonder in today's market what he would have done.

01:40:45.050 --> 01:40:47.250
All he had to do was get his prostate checked

01:40:47.250 --> 01:40:49.409
and he would have lived. I know. Isn't that crazy?

01:40:49.529 --> 01:40:53.130
Yeah. Yep. Dio, his cancer was very curable,

01:40:53.149 --> 01:40:55.210
but he waited until it was all over his body.

01:40:55.310 --> 01:40:57.390
Yeah. And when they opened his stomach up to

01:40:57.390 --> 01:41:01.590
look at him, like, oh. Closing back up. Yeah,

01:41:01.710 --> 01:41:05.149
we might give you a little chemo, but he died

01:41:05.149 --> 01:41:09.710
like a week later. The guy who played Gunther

01:41:09.710 --> 01:41:13.430
on Friends, the guy at the coffee shop, he let

01:41:13.430 --> 01:41:15.310
his prostate cancer go until it was everywhere.

01:41:15.409 --> 01:41:16.829
That's the blonde hair guy, right? Yeah. Yeah,

01:41:16.890 --> 01:41:19.970
that, like, was a real dick to, who was he? Ross.

01:41:20.350 --> 01:41:22.050
Because he was in love with Rachel. Yeah, that

01:41:22.050 --> 01:41:25.470
was a storyline. After the show wrapped, he asked

01:41:25.470 --> 01:41:28.390
the producers, can I actually take the name Central

01:41:28.390 --> 01:41:31.970
Perk and open coffee shops? And they said, sure,

01:41:32.050 --> 01:41:33.729
we'd love it, go ahead. And they just let him

01:41:33.729 --> 01:41:35.920
have it. That's crazy. That's how he made his

01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:37.699
living after the show was over by cooking. In

01:41:37.699 --> 01:41:40.319
today's litigious society and money grabbing,

01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:42.640
that was refreshing. Go ahead. And he did do

01:41:42.640 --> 01:41:45.220
it. And I liked the guy personally. Yeah, he

01:41:45.220 --> 01:41:47.159
seemed like a really fun guy, a really neat guy.

01:41:47.279 --> 01:41:49.039
He was completely different than what he was

01:41:49.039 --> 01:41:51.399
on camera, which is what you want. So he is an

01:41:51.399 --> 01:41:53.399
actor. He originally started out, his character

01:41:53.399 --> 01:41:56.159
had no name because they weren't expecting anyone

01:41:56.159 --> 01:41:58.020
to ever call him by name. They eventually had

01:41:58.020 --> 01:41:59.970
to come up with a name for him. Everybody loved

01:41:59.970 --> 01:42:02.710
his condescending prick act. They're like, he

01:42:02.710 --> 01:42:07.489
did it so well. It was just perfect. He was good.

01:42:07.670 --> 01:42:10.390
Yeah. And Gunther was a perfect name for him.

01:42:10.390 --> 01:42:12.350
It was. He looked like a Gunther. He looked like

01:42:12.350 --> 01:42:15.310
a Gunther. Him and Gunther Cunningham, they were

01:42:15.310 --> 01:42:19.210
spitting image of each other. Right down to the

01:42:19.210 --> 01:42:25.109
shooting glasses. Yes. Google it. Gunther? Gunther

01:42:25.109 --> 01:42:27.149
it. Didn't he say Gunther one time or something,

01:42:27.270 --> 01:42:30.109
or was it a sports journalist? Gunther. Gunther.

01:42:30.250 --> 01:42:32.970
Yeah, I think that's more of the German pronunciation.

01:42:33.130 --> 01:42:35.010
I think that's why it was said, but I think it

01:42:35.010 --> 01:42:36.710
was a sports journalist that said it, and everyone

01:42:36.710 --> 01:42:39.390
was like, no. Yeah. No, it's Gunther now. Stop.

01:42:39.569 --> 01:42:42.409
I remember a girl in high school whose last name

01:42:42.409 --> 01:42:45.829
was Wagner, but she insisted everyone pronounce

01:42:45.829 --> 01:42:49.430
it Wagner, the German pronunciation. She said,

01:42:49.470 --> 01:42:51.579
no, my name is Wagner. I would have called her

01:42:51.579 --> 01:42:56.539
Vagner, just be a dick. Hi, Vagner. Well, that's

01:42:56.539 --> 01:42:58.380
how I pronounce it. That's the only way I know

01:42:58.380 --> 01:43:00.060
how to pronounce it. I can't pronounce it any

01:43:00.060 --> 01:43:02.159
other way. I'm sorry. It's Vagner. Yeah. Yep.

01:43:03.180 --> 01:43:06.279
All right. Is that all of your stuff? All right.

01:43:06.300 --> 01:43:09.119
I'm kind of tapping. I want to get your opinion

01:43:09.119 --> 01:43:12.220
on this. Yeah. We talk about subscription -based

01:43:12.220 --> 01:43:14.659
everything. All right. Hey, if you don't want

01:43:14.659 --> 01:43:16.140
to hear anything serious, go ahead and click

01:43:16.140 --> 01:43:17.880
it off right now. We got your minute. We don't

01:43:17.880 --> 01:43:20.760
care. Yeah. We got an hour and 40 minutes of

01:43:20.760 --> 01:43:23.079
you. Yeah, so there. All right. You're getting

01:43:23.079 --> 01:43:27.079
your money's worth. Yeah. Yeah. So, all right.

01:43:27.260 --> 01:43:28.640
We're talking about prescription everything,

01:43:28.840 --> 01:43:31.180
and I was talking about prescription -based cancer.

01:43:31.680 --> 01:43:34.380
Subscription. What did I say? Prescription? Prescription,

01:43:34.500 --> 01:43:36.539
yeah. Oh, okay. Subscription -based everything,

01:43:36.779 --> 01:43:39.619
including cancer. It's like, hey, you can keep

01:43:39.619 --> 01:43:41.739
this going if you can find a way to pay for it.

01:43:41.819 --> 01:43:43.500
We're going to keep doing this, and we'll keep

01:43:43.500 --> 01:43:46.000
you alive as long as we can. We're not saying

01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:47.600
about quality or nothing, but we'll keep you

01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:50.479
on this earth for a while longer. So it's essentially,

01:43:50.840 --> 01:43:52.539
I don't know where that just came from. There's

01:43:52.539 --> 01:43:55.739
that hum. That's weird. Is that a heater up there

01:43:55.739 --> 01:43:59.939
rattling maybe? I think it might be. Yeah. Is

01:43:59.939 --> 01:44:01.619
that when they turn them off, it makes the hum?

01:44:03.789 --> 01:44:05.229
I don't know. That's all sorts of fun. Maybe

01:44:05.229 --> 01:44:07.090
the mothership is landing. That's it. It's a

01:44:07.090 --> 01:44:09.789
mothership. Yeah. Trying to get us to quit talking

01:44:09.789 --> 01:44:11.750
about subscription -based health care. That's

01:44:11.750 --> 01:44:15.170
what it is. Oh, it's them. Yeah. It's them. Well,

01:44:15.329 --> 01:44:17.430
insurance companies are so shitty anymore, this

01:44:17.430 --> 01:44:20.810
does make sense. My general doctor, she's a very

01:44:20.810 --> 01:44:23.250
good doctor, and I'm really considering doing

01:44:23.250 --> 01:44:25.250
this because of how good of a doctor she is.

01:44:25.989 --> 01:44:30.090
Okay. Right now, she sees about 3 ,000 patients

01:44:30.090 --> 01:44:33.329
a year. Yeah. That's a lot. When she goes to

01:44:33.329 --> 01:44:35.909
this new practice, it's going to be 500 people

01:44:35.909 --> 01:44:38.409
maximum, and then it cuts off. No more people.

01:44:38.909 --> 01:44:41.409
Okay? You're going to have a personalized phone

01:44:41.409 --> 01:44:44.930
number for you, and instead of spending 15, 20

01:44:44.930 --> 01:44:47.090
minutes with you, she can spend an hour with

01:44:47.090 --> 01:44:50.010
you. Wow. She can go over. She has people on

01:44:50.010 --> 01:44:54.729
her staff that have wellness, can speak to you

01:44:54.729 --> 01:44:56.369
about all different kinds of advice you need

01:44:56.369 --> 01:44:58.939
to do according to your tests. That's important

01:44:58.939 --> 01:45:01.079
because I've heard that most doctors, within

01:45:01.079 --> 01:45:03.119
three minutes, they've already decided what's

01:45:03.119 --> 01:45:04.439
wrong with you and they don't listen to anything

01:45:04.439 --> 01:45:07.020
else you say. Yes. What she's getting ready to

01:45:07.020 --> 01:45:09.600
do is different if you can afford it. Yeah. So

01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:13.159
here's the deal. All right. When they take blood,

01:45:13.420 --> 01:45:15.899
they don't take it to Quest or something around

01:45:15.899 --> 01:45:20.239
here. They send it to the Cleveland Clinic. That's

01:45:20.239 --> 01:45:22.779
part of the cost. Yeah. The Cleveland Clinic

01:45:22.779 --> 01:45:25.399
can pretty much diagnose about anything through

01:45:25.399 --> 01:45:28.720
your blood. whether it's a speck of cancer the

01:45:28.720 --> 01:45:33.340
size of a sand flea, if not smaller, they can

01:45:33.340 --> 01:45:36.340
usually detect all of that. So the whole thing

01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:39.720
is you can have fantastic health care, but here's

01:45:39.720 --> 01:45:42.100
what it does. It's going to cost you $2 ,400

01:45:42.100 --> 01:45:45.220
a year to be in the subscription -based health

01:45:45.220 --> 01:45:48.720
care. Yeah, it's about $200 a month. Yes. Now,

01:45:48.960 --> 01:45:54.020
that is worth it, but how many people can afford

01:45:54.020 --> 01:45:57.310
it? And how our insurance is going to react to

01:45:57.310 --> 01:45:59.289
this, that's something I want to know. Our insurance

01:45:59.289 --> 01:46:00.949
is going to go, well, if you're paying for it,

01:46:00.970 --> 01:46:04.689
we're wiping our hands. They could. And I can

01:46:04.689 --> 01:46:06.210
see them doing that. They're that evil, in my

01:46:06.210 --> 01:46:09.529
opinion. Either that or they'll co -opt it into

01:46:09.529 --> 01:46:11.569
their, they'll start offering a subscription

01:46:11.569 --> 01:46:14.569
service in addition to regular insurance. I can

01:46:14.569 --> 01:46:16.270
see it going like that, too. But, well, you can

01:46:16.270 --> 01:46:18.909
have our premium. They already do that. They

01:46:18.909 --> 01:46:21.270
have different tiers, you know, like my old company,

01:46:21.430 --> 01:46:24.539
those idiots. I'm pretty sure they're... Their

01:46:24.539 --> 01:46:26.260
health care was different than ours because ours

01:46:26.260 --> 01:46:29.140
was completely fucking horrible. Yeah. Yeah,

01:46:29.140 --> 01:46:31.100
they pretty much wiped their ass with our policy.

01:46:31.460 --> 01:46:33.399
And I'm pretty sure they treated their policy

01:46:33.399 --> 01:46:39.420
like gold. Yeah. That's a weird noise. It is.

01:46:40.619 --> 01:46:47.020
So, your thoughts? It's kind of disturbing. I

01:46:47.020 --> 01:46:49.000
mean, in a way, with a regular health insurance,

01:46:49.180 --> 01:46:51.399
you're paying a monthly premium anyway, but then

01:46:51.399 --> 01:46:54.399
you've got co -pays and deductibles and all this.

01:46:54.800 --> 01:46:58.659
With a straight subscription base, that's all

01:46:58.659 --> 01:47:04.239
you pay ever, but you're pretty much guaranteed

01:47:04.239 --> 01:47:06.949
to pay that rest of your life. Yeah. With regular

01:47:06.949 --> 01:47:09.449
insurance companies, I guess you can switch around,

01:47:09.649 --> 01:47:11.770
try this, try that, different rates, different

01:47:11.770 --> 01:47:13.050
coverage, et cetera. Well, I mean, you can't

01:47:13.050 --> 01:47:14.670
really dump your insurance because what if you've

01:47:14.670 --> 01:47:16.250
got to go to the hospital? What if you need an

01:47:16.250 --> 01:47:18.649
ambulance? What if you need help? Well, that's

01:47:18.649 --> 01:47:20.270
true. This would have to be a supplemental plan.

01:47:20.350 --> 01:47:23.409
It is a supplemental. Yeah, it doesn't take over

01:47:23.409 --> 01:47:25.189
your insurance. That's why I'm saying it's subscription

01:47:25.189 --> 01:47:28.170
-based, extra health care. That might work out

01:47:28.170 --> 01:47:31.619
pretty well for people on Medicare. Yeah, because

01:47:31.619 --> 01:47:33.640
they may pay for it. Yeah, because Medicare is

01:47:33.640 --> 01:47:36.680
pretty much an 80 -20. They pay 80%, you pay

01:47:36.680 --> 01:47:39.619
20%. So if you pay $200 a month into this other

01:47:39.619 --> 01:47:42.000
plan and they pick up the other 20%, that's probably

01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:45.119
good for you in the long run. Yeah. So it looks

01:47:45.119 --> 01:47:47.920
like it'll have some places where it's usable

01:47:47.920 --> 01:47:51.239
and useful. It's just kind of creepy to have

01:47:51.239 --> 01:47:54.399
so much turning into the never -ending monthly

01:47:54.399 --> 01:47:59.579
payment. Believe it or not, 50, 60 years ago,

01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:04.039
people would go for whole decades at a time without

01:48:04.039 --> 01:48:07.060
any kind of monthly payment. Yeah. Because you

01:48:07.060 --> 01:48:09.479
had to basically borrow money to have to make

01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:11.380
a monthly payment. That's back when you could

01:48:11.380 --> 01:48:17.640
actually save money. Yeah. Now it's so much is

01:48:17.640 --> 01:48:23.760
if you want it, you pay for it every month. And

01:48:23.760 --> 01:48:26.460
then you stop paying, it all goes away. Subscription.

01:48:26.699 --> 01:48:32.399
Yeah. I mean. Cell phone, TV, dating apps, any

01:48:32.399 --> 01:48:38.239
kind of service. NFL. Extended warranties on

01:48:38.239 --> 01:48:40.600
your car are starting to be that. I remember

01:48:40.600 --> 01:48:43.199
a lot of extended car warranty stuff, and it

01:48:43.199 --> 01:48:45.020
was always big one -time payment. Yeah, yeah.

01:48:45.100 --> 01:48:48.840
Like $1 ,000, you're covered until 120 ,000 miles.

01:48:49.119 --> 01:48:51.539
But now it's like, well, with your payments,

01:48:51.659 --> 01:48:53.220
it's only going to raise your payment by $30

01:48:53.220 --> 01:48:55.550
a month. Yeah. That's how they do it now. Yeah,

01:48:55.569 --> 01:48:58.029
yeah. And there's so many things that if you

01:48:58.029 --> 01:49:00.689
want to make a one -time payment, you can't.

01:49:00.689 --> 01:49:02.670
You say, nope, nope, nope. No, no, they want

01:49:02.670 --> 01:49:03.829
you on the hook. Monthly fee and never -ending

01:49:03.829 --> 01:49:06.609
monthly. Next time I get a cell phone, I'm going

01:49:06.609 --> 01:49:09.289
to ask, is there a one -time fee I can pay to

01:49:09.289 --> 01:49:11.270
just have cell phone service the rest of my life?

01:49:11.949 --> 01:49:13.729
And they'll probably just scratch their heads

01:49:13.729 --> 01:49:17.590
and think I'm a weirdo. I would love to hear

01:49:17.590 --> 01:49:20.189
their answer. Yeah. It's like, hey, if I gave

01:49:20.189 --> 01:49:22.649
you like $10 ,000 right now and I never had to

01:49:22.649 --> 01:49:25.039
pay another penny, for cell phone service, would

01:49:25.039 --> 01:49:26.659
that be all right? And I'm sure they'd say no.

01:49:26.779 --> 01:49:28.399
And I'll tell you why they're going to say no,

01:49:28.420 --> 01:49:29.979
too. Here's how they're going to disguise it

01:49:29.979 --> 01:49:32.720
as. Well, in today's environment and marketplace,

01:49:33.279 --> 01:49:36.239
we say, you know, so many companies sell. We

01:49:36.239 --> 01:49:37.979
would hate for you to pay that, and then we sell

01:49:37.979 --> 01:49:39.699
it to another company, and they don't honor it.

01:49:39.779 --> 01:49:43.420
So we can't do that out of your interest. And

01:49:43.420 --> 01:49:47.300
that is actually true, but the... The hook is

01:49:47.300 --> 01:49:50.260
the business community has created that situation

01:49:50.260 --> 01:49:53.300
just to make sure that you don't want to do the

01:49:53.300 --> 01:49:55.880
one -time payments. Yes. Because they can fix

01:49:55.880 --> 01:49:58.340
that very easily. They're choosing not to because

01:49:58.340 --> 01:50:00.859
everything is designed to drive you towards the

01:50:00.859 --> 01:50:03.199
never -ending rent payment. Just like subscription

01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:07.039
-based health care. That's the same thing. It's

01:50:07.039 --> 01:50:09.039
like, keep me on the hook. I'm not saying it's

01:50:09.039 --> 01:50:11.100
a bad thing at all. I'm just saying this is a

01:50:11.100 --> 01:50:14.479
weird introduction. Yeah. But this is also...

01:50:14.970 --> 01:50:17.210
It's probably a necessity for a lot of people

01:50:17.210 --> 01:50:19.289
because health insurances are so horrible. But

01:50:19.289 --> 01:50:21.689
the problem is, is again, like I was telling

01:50:21.689 --> 01:50:23.930
my cousins when they were down here and their

01:50:23.930 --> 01:50:27.090
daughter was thinking about going to Mid -American

01:50:27.090 --> 01:50:29.109
Nazarene, right? And had a scholarship and all

01:50:29.109 --> 01:50:34.930
this. They live in Canada. And so my cousin wants

01:50:34.930 --> 01:50:37.170
them to have a good Christian education here

01:50:37.170 --> 01:50:38.949
in America, which I agree with. I think that's

01:50:38.949 --> 01:50:41.430
a great idea. So Mid -America was one of the

01:50:41.430 --> 01:50:44.479
ones that were... vying for his daughter to play

01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:47.699
soccer and also academics. She's getting scholarships

01:50:47.699 --> 01:50:53.159
on both. So... Where was I going with this whole

01:50:53.159 --> 01:50:55.920
fucking thing now? I don't know. I just lost

01:50:55.920 --> 01:50:59.260
it. I've been doing that. Subscription payments.

01:51:00.479 --> 01:51:04.539
Mid -America Nazarene. Yeah, dammit, I can't

01:51:04.539 --> 01:51:07.859
remember. Shit. I don't know. I've been doing

01:51:07.859 --> 01:51:12.550
this lately. It's really concerning. With me,

01:51:12.569 --> 01:51:14.029
I think it's because I'm not getting as much

01:51:14.029 --> 01:51:17.810
sleep as I used to or I need to do. I don't know

01:51:17.810 --> 01:51:19.789
what my deal is, but it's concerning me because

01:51:19.789 --> 01:51:21.430
I'm doing this all the time now and I fucking

01:51:21.430 --> 01:51:23.649
hate it. I'll have something in mind to say and

01:51:23.649 --> 01:51:25.890
I'm just like, and I'll lose it. It's probably

01:51:25.890 --> 01:51:28.050
those alien abductions where they take you every

01:51:28.050 --> 01:51:30.649
night and then they poke and prod you and extract

01:51:30.649 --> 01:51:33.310
your memories. Bastards. I knew they were doing

01:51:33.310 --> 01:51:40.390
it. Oh God, they stole my kidney. Oh, health

01:51:40.390 --> 01:51:44.069
care. I remember now. Okay. Okay. So I told my

01:51:44.069 --> 01:51:45.890
cousin, he goes, oh, my God, we took her to St.

01:51:46.010 --> 01:51:48.329
Luke's South, great part of town, right? A fluid,

01:51:48.510 --> 01:51:53.069
very nice new hospital. And took her there. They

01:51:53.069 --> 01:51:54.750
got her right in in like a couple of minutes.

01:51:54.909 --> 01:51:57.590
Got her in a room. Diagnosed the problem within

01:51:57.590 --> 01:51:59.729
an hour. And the next morning, they kept her

01:51:59.729 --> 01:52:02.369
next morning, she had her operation. He goes,

01:52:02.470 --> 01:52:03.949
I can't believe how good your health care is.

01:52:04.130 --> 01:52:07.319
And I said, that's hair. Yeah. You go to another

01:52:07.319 --> 01:52:09.260
side of town and you're waiting for hours and

01:52:09.260 --> 01:52:10.840
you're not getting this. You're probably being

01:52:10.840 --> 01:52:12.579
sent home and told, well, figure out a way to

01:52:12.579 --> 01:52:15.779
pay it. So I said that's the way health care

01:52:15.779 --> 01:52:18.199
in America is. This is an extension of that.

01:52:18.359 --> 01:52:20.439
If you can afford it, you can have much better

01:52:20.439 --> 01:52:23.779
health care. But the problem is if you can afford

01:52:23.779 --> 01:52:29.039
that $200 a month. And I think there's also a

01:52:29.039 --> 01:52:34.359
benefit to the health care company that's collecting

01:52:34.359 --> 01:52:38.239
the $200 a month. Because most businesses aren't

01:52:38.239 --> 01:52:41.039
in one business. They're in multiple businesses.

01:52:41.739 --> 01:52:47.899
And any company that has a subscriber list, they

01:52:47.899 --> 01:52:50.880
can say, all right, look, we've got 15 ,000 people

01:52:50.880 --> 01:52:53.039
signed up, and every one of them is sending us

01:52:53.039 --> 01:52:57.840
$80 a month with no end in sight. So this is

01:52:57.840 --> 01:53:00.319
what we can borrow against because we know we're

01:53:00.319 --> 01:53:03.399
getting 15 ,000 times $80 every month from now

01:53:03.399 --> 01:53:06.800
until whenever. So that is a piece of collateral

01:53:06.800 --> 01:53:09.500
they can use to buy other things. That's a good

01:53:09.500 --> 01:53:11.619
point. So giving us health care really isn't

01:53:11.619 --> 01:53:13.899
what they're into. It's getting us to subscribe

01:53:13.899 --> 01:53:16.500
so they can have that as something to borrow

01:53:16.500 --> 01:53:18.920
against. And giving us the health care is just

01:53:18.920 --> 01:53:20.779
kind of like, oh, well, yeah, I guess we've got

01:53:20.779 --> 01:53:22.779
to do that too. But that was never the goal.

01:53:22.960 --> 01:53:25.819
The goal was to get a bunch of subscribers that

01:53:25.819 --> 01:53:28.220
you can borrow against. And whether you're subscribing

01:53:28.220 --> 01:53:32.039
to health care or a porn site or an ice cream

01:53:32.039 --> 01:53:34.279
delivery service, whatever it is, they just want...

01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:36.979
Big block of subscribers that go to a bank and

01:53:36.979 --> 01:53:38.960
say, look, that's guaranteed income. Most people

01:53:38.960 --> 01:53:41.180
would subscribe to the porting site before they

01:53:41.180 --> 01:53:43.359
would the medical. True, true, true, true, true.

01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:49.819
It's a love -hate thing I got with it. I mean,

01:53:49.840 --> 01:53:52.180
I really don't know which way I'm going to go

01:53:52.180 --> 01:53:56.640
with this. Look at Amazon .com. They're not in

01:53:56.640 --> 01:54:00.039
business to sell products. That's just a tool

01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:02.800
they use. They're in business to gather data

01:54:02.800 --> 01:54:06.369
and exploit that. That's pretty much. They do

01:54:06.369 --> 01:54:09.069
it very well. Yeah. That's pretty much what they've

01:54:09.069 --> 01:54:12.270
been ever since they branched out from books.

01:54:12.390 --> 01:54:14.850
Yeah, they started out as an online bookseller.

01:54:15.229 --> 01:54:17.069
Just an online bookseller. That was it. They

01:54:17.069 --> 01:54:20.130
were competing with Barnes & Noble and a couple

01:54:20.130 --> 01:54:22.670
of the other ones. But they quickly realized

01:54:22.670 --> 01:54:25.210
that the data they can gather from the customers

01:54:25.210 --> 01:54:28.649
is worth more than anything else. So selling

01:54:28.649 --> 01:54:31.390
the products became just a way to get your data.

01:54:31.510 --> 01:54:33.909
And also the renewals of the prime. They keep

01:54:33.909 --> 01:54:36.130
raising the price, but they don't tell you. And

01:54:36.130 --> 01:54:38.069
then it just goes off of your card. See, there's

01:54:38.069 --> 01:54:40.250
your big block of subscribers that they can borrow

01:54:40.250 --> 01:54:42.550
against. Yep, right there. They're in the business

01:54:42.550 --> 01:54:46.289
of collecting data, taking out huge loans, selling

01:54:46.289 --> 01:54:49.680
that data, mining the data. getting conclusions

01:54:49.680 --> 01:54:52.460
from that data, and in the meantime, they sell

01:54:52.460 --> 01:54:55.260
us crap that they get from China, half of it's

01:54:55.260 --> 01:54:57.340
knockoff, half of it's counterfeit. Yeah, but

01:54:57.340 --> 01:54:59.819
they don't care. No, because they don't care

01:54:59.819 --> 01:55:01.439
about selling items. It's a business partner.

01:55:01.439 --> 01:55:03.979
They want to get the data. Amazon business partner.

01:55:04.420 --> 01:55:08.460
So the companies just really aren't doing what

01:55:08.460 --> 01:55:10.460
we think they're doing. We see what they're doing

01:55:10.460 --> 01:55:13.779
to us and for us, but their actual goal is something

01:55:13.779 --> 01:55:18.020
vastly different. Yeah. Yep. Alright, it is getting

01:55:18.020 --> 01:55:20.399
pretty late, so do you want to shut this thing

01:55:20.399 --> 01:55:22.699
down? Yeah, I think the werewolves are coming

01:55:22.699 --> 01:55:25.260
out, so... Well, I mean, ever since Miss Golfenstein,

01:55:25.420 --> 01:55:28.359
you know, the war hero, isn't here anymore, the

01:55:28.359 --> 01:55:31.640
werewolves, they come out. But when she was here,

01:55:31.699 --> 01:55:33.680
she would fight them off. Yeah. So they quit

01:55:33.680 --> 01:55:37.859
coming. Yeah. She would bite them so hard. that

01:55:37.859 --> 01:55:40.180
it would leave a chunk out of them and they'd

01:55:40.180 --> 01:55:41.880
run. Remember that one that she knocked down

01:55:41.880 --> 01:55:43.739
and she farted right in his face? Oh, my gosh,

01:55:43.779 --> 01:55:45.659
yeah. He turned back into a human and threw up.

01:55:45.859 --> 01:55:49.880
Yes. And if you're dead, Ms. Goldfinchstein,

01:55:49.899 --> 01:55:52.539
we apologize. We don't know for sure. Yeah. We

01:55:52.539 --> 01:55:54.699
honor your memory. Yes, we do. Thank you for

01:55:54.699 --> 01:55:57.260
your service. And don't change Rob back. I love

01:55:57.260 --> 01:55:59.520
him as a capuchin monkey. Yeah. He is so adorable.

01:56:00.100 --> 01:56:01.680
Does he still have to wear the little diaper?

01:56:01.779 --> 01:56:03.579
Yes, yeah. I mean, we were holding him the other

01:56:03.579 --> 01:56:06.369
day. Yeah, he started trying to suckle on my

01:56:06.369 --> 01:56:09.390
tit. Oh. Oh, I know. He's so cute. Yeah. Yeah.

01:56:10.970 --> 01:56:13.170
He's going to hear this guy. You motherfuckers.

01:56:13.170 --> 01:56:15.710
No kidding. You fucking dicks. I can't trust

01:56:15.710 --> 01:56:18.470
you with anything. No. All right. Hey, everybody,

01:56:18.649 --> 01:56:20.229
thank you for listening. Our numbers reflect

01:56:20.229 --> 01:56:21.510
it. We're doing so well. Really appreciate it.

01:56:21.550 --> 01:56:24.550
Yeah. Yeah, it's doing fantastic. Thank you.

01:56:24.810 --> 01:56:26.850
And anyhow, go fuck yourself.