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Hello, this is Phineas J. Valtaris III. I'm here

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to deliver your music news this evening. Toto

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Steve Lukather said that Michael Jackson's Beat

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It was almost ruined by Eddie Van Halen. Steve

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Lukather has explained that the issue wasn't

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Eddie Van Halen's solo itself, but that Eddie

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and his engineer, Don Landy, edited the master

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tape and messed up the timecode, which was crucial

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for syncing other tracks. This forced Luke Catherin

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drummer Jeff Porcano to meticulously recreate

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the song's backing tracks from scratch, using

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the faint bleed of the drums in Michael Jackson's

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vocal track and re -establishing the rhythm.

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This is Phineas J. Baltar S. III. That has been

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your music news for this evening. I have one

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burning question for you all. Do people really

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skip around the Maypole? Yep. Always makes me

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laugh. That's okay. I guess we probably need

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to get to it anyhow, right? Yeah. Yep. All right.

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What do you got? You got anything you want to

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go into or let me find some of my shit? First

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thing right off the bat, Ozzy Strikes Back. I

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love it. Okay. You remember when Roger Waters

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was pissing all over Ozzy's legacy? Mm -hmm.

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Well, there's a new Ozzy Osbourne t -shirt that

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you can get now. And it shows Ozzy with his back

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turned to you. And he's pissing a rainbow onto

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Plink Floyd's The Wall album. And it says, another

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prick in the wall. Oh, I love that. How fucking

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cool is that? Isn't that awesome? You know, Roger

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Waters and his fucking disrespectful big fat

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fucking mouth. Okay. He's a fame. That's great.

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Roger Waters is a fame whore. Yeah, he is. He's

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a piece of shit. Someone needs to just go up

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there and slap him so fucking hard it takes his

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breath away. Yes. And then keep slapping him.

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What a piece of shit. I can't stand Roger Waters.

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I really want to get one of those shirts. You

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know? I think I want to get one too. Look, I

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know it's a big money grab and all that, but

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still, I want to get one just to fucking wear.

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I would love to meet that piece of shit so I

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can tell him how bad he fucking sucks. And then

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just say, hey, if you don't like it, I'm right

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here, bitch. That little bastard. I would beat

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him to a fucking pulp. I hate that fucking piece

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of shit so bad. He's got people that just think

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he's the greatest thing ever. They're idiots,

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too. Tastes, I guess, whatever your taste is.

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Invisible piece of shit. I mean, you know, if

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you like that guy, you're... You're a miserable

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piece of shit, too. He's another one of those

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people that it strikes me that when Roger Waters

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wakes up in the morning, he chooses to hate.

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He's like, okay, here it is, another fine morning

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on planet Earth. I'm going to hate stuff, and

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I'm going to watch TV so I can learn about things

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I can hate, and then I'm going to get on social

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media and spew my hate everywhere, and then I'm

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going to go to this interview and get hate. What

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an ugly way to live your life. Yeah, I mean,

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in all honesty, I mean, he should be happier

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than hell. You'd think. He made a great living

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doing what he wanted to. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

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And, you know, the thing that gets me is the

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people that like him over here are ridiculous

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because the thing is, is he bags on the U .S.

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so bad. He does. Constantly. And us, not just

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like the government, but as in people. Yeah.

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He just constantly fucking bitches about us.

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Like I've always said, if he loves America so

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much, pay off some of our national debt instead

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of fucking mouthing off. Yeah, that's what always

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got me about these, especially lead singers,

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who would come over and criticize the U .S. and

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their policies. I mean, that's one thing, but

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to criticize the people of the U .S. too, the

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ones that are standing at your concert paying

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you money and cheering you on, you're going to

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criticize them? That's just stupid. To me, that's

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ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, you aren't going to

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find a big enough group of people who hate themselves

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enough to put up with that for a long period

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of time. Yeah, I agree. And then there are some

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people out there that just hate themselves so

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badly that they can't wait to be punished. I

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agree. Good thing that there's not a huge number

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of those people. No, I'm glad there isn't either.

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And I seem to have lost my list of facts, which

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means I have virtually nothing for this one right

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here. It was two pages, and there was some interesting

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stuff on there. There was one that I remember

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is Led Zeppelin. These are odd facts, rock and

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roll facts. Led Zeppelin was, they went to the

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Edgewater Hotel in Seattle, okay? And they stayed

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there, and they had the famous fish incident

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with the groupie, okay? And now it's been argued

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whether it was Carmine Appesee that did it, or

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a piece. No, he's app... No, Benny Appesee, Carmine

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Appesee. Same name, they pronounce it different

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for whatever. Carmine Appesee supposedly might

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have done it for, I forgot what band he was playing

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in at the time. Cactus, Vanilla Fudge. Vanilla

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Fudge. Yeah. Okay, so he was playing in Vanilla

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Fudge and they were with him and supposedly he

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did it. But whoever did it is irrelevant. Led

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Zeppelin went back a couple years later under

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an assumed name and destroyed the fucking room,

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threw TVs in the ocean and destroyed the piss

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out of it. On the way out, wrote him a check

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and left. Just because. Like, ha ha, there you

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fuckers go. Damn it, I wish I could get some

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more of those facts. Hopefully I got a backup

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at home or something. I don't know. Anyhow, you

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got something? I have regular stories. I've got

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one that 50 Cent has come out with a Netflix

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series. on Sean Combs and his rise and his fall.

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Oh, yeah. He's not a real fan of the Piddleditty

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or what it is. P -Dick, I don't know. But isn't

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it interesting that even though Sean Combs is

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in jail, he has an opinion. Apparently he's already

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seen it. It hasn't even been released yet, but

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he's already said, and I quote, it's a shameful

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hit piece. So that tells me, number one, it's

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true. He doesn't like that the truth is coming

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out. And number two, how in the world did he

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get access to it in prison to watch it? Yeah.

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Unless they were legally obligated to show him

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since it's about him, maybe? I don't see that.

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Yeah. So either... Somebody snuck a copy in for

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him to see, or he hasn't seen any of it. He's

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just talking out of his ass. Okay, I went to

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this about the Epstein files and all this. I

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did an I call bullshit on it. Okay, power protects

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power. This is the same thing. Same thing. It's

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like, oh, okay, we're going to put them where?

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No, no, no, you can't do that. You can't do that.

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You've got to put them at this place. And this

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place would be a resort. Not a jail. And it only

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happens to elite people. Whether they're scumbags

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or not, it doesn't matter. They protect each

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other, and I'm pretty sure it's a gentleman's

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agreement from way back. And it's like this.

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Look, we're all in the same. Yeah, yeah, we all

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are. They all have a lot of crap on each other

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that they can threaten each other with. They're

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like, we only go a certain amount on this. And

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they agree with it ahead of time. They're like,

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look, the public is demanding this list. Okay,

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give it to them. Nothing's going to happen to

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anybody. And then we're going to argue. No, someone

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put that on there. No, he didn't. No, he took

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his name off. What you got going on right now?

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Like I said, when that list finally did come

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out, it was so convoluted and full of bullshit.

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You didn't know. You don't know. It's been gerrymandered,

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fucking picked apart and everything by now. Yeah.

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So it's power protecting power. He's in a resort,

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and someone sent him a copy. Yeah. Yeah. Makes

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sense. Yeah. Yeah, and when it was delayed so

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long, any hope of it being the reality of the

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truth was just gone. No. You were never going

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to see the reality of it. We're going to get

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a version that they want us to see. It's designed

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like that, too. It's designed like that. Enough

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came out to where they're going to make sure

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nothing else is. And then in a few years, people

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are going to start liking him again, and they're

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going to start going to his concert and his shows,

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and it's going to be a big fucking nothing burger

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on a plate. Yeah, it'll be a hiccup. A hiccup,

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yeah. Yeah, so, okay. I like that story. Thank

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you. I mean, that's good to know. It's good to

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know what kind of bullshit they're playing on

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the American public. Yes. We'll see. Whatever

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50 Cent has in his series about him, it's going

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to be heavily sanitized and approved by the powers

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that are still in power. The people that they

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need to protect will still be protected. It's

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like, oh, well, you can't talk about that because

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that implicates this guy whose cousin owns this,

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and we don't want anybody sniffing around that,

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so cut that entire part out. Isn't that fucked?

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Yeah. Yep. Yep. Of course. We always only see

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what's been approved for us to see. That's the

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only thing we ever get to see. And we're not

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going to see anything else. You're right. Yep.

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But there's still a bunch of people who look

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at the TV and say, yeah, you're telling me the

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truth. Uh -huh, uh -huh, I saw it right there

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on TV. Those people scare me. Oh, they do too.

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Well, those people vote. That's what's scarier.

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I mean, it's understandable you need a large

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number of people of that ilk. Because they soak

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up a lot of the predators and the scammers and

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the thieves and all that that don't get to the

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people who are a little more on the ball. Yeah,

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I agree. It's like, you know, low -hanging fruit,

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easy pickings, let's take them. And so people

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who are a little more on the ball are taking

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better steps to protect themselves. They're a

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little farther out of reach. For the majority

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of human history, not everybody makes it to adulthood.

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You know? Oh, I know. I was watching a show on

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octopuses last night. And they lay like tens

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of thousands of eggs and a handful make it to

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adulthood. And that's just the way it is. Tens

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of thousands get killed and eaten. Humans would

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never stand for that. Oh, no. Humans used to

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think that the premature were weak and they weren't

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going to live anyhow. So they were like, okay,

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they're not going to live anyhow. So just let

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them die or get rid of them, kill them or whatever.

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Yeah. Our compassion for our fellow human is

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also creating a large burden from our fellow

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human. But we're not doing that part because

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you can't make money off that part. Yeah, that's

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true. I mean, this is as early as the 40s that,

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like, they're, like, going, well, there's nothing

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we can do with them. Yeah. You know, now. We'll

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just find really medial jobs and stick them there.

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Yeah. You know, promote them through high school

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and get them out. That's what they do with mental

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illness, too. Yeah. It's like, well, what can

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he do? Okay, well, I don't know. He could stand

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over there and hold a cup. There you go. Yeah.

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I think the homeless situation in this country

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will be fixed. when somebody figures out how

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to monetize it and make money off it. That's

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when they get fixed. You know what, yeah, and

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I think they're kind of working on that too because

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there's already all these reports about there's

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more empty buildings. than homeless people in

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America. That's going to make someone raise their

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eyebrow and go, well, who owns these buildings?

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Yeah, let's house them there and have the government

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pay me a subsidy. That's it right there. Yep.

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Yeah, it's not coming from the homeless. But

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the true story about the homeless is like Crazy

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Mary down there at the shopping center, Redbridge

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Shopping Center. I haven't seen her in a long

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time, so it might be God rest her soul. I don't

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know. But the coalition around there of people

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in the Redbridge area, Felt bad for her. We tried

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to feed her before, and she's schizophrenic,

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so she thought there's poison in it, so she made

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up all these excuses. Oh, I'm diabetic, and all

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this bullshit. She wouldn't take it, right? Classic,

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classic schizophrenia, and she yells at walls.

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Well, like Ms. Golfenstein. Yeah. We got a tribute

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coming to her, though. Yeah. So they all got

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together, and they bought her an apartment. She

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stayed there one night. Yeah. She did not want

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to be in a house. Yeah. Her mental illness did

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not allow it. She thought it was probably because

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of schizophrenia. Thought it was a trick. And

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like they're going to grab her and kill her or

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something. I don't know. So the homeless problem

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in America is never going to be solved until

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they get to the root issue. And then it won't

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be solved anyhow because America's answer is

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to throw them all in somewhere and let them just

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be themselves. Warehouse them. Warehouse them,

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yes. So it's never going to get solved, even

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though people are going to try to get the government

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to subsidize their little ideas and stuff. They

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already do it in cities all the time anyhow.

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Yeah, yeah. There will be probably some test

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programs where, you know, creating projects for

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the homeless. Someone will make millions of dollars

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on it, and then they'll decide, well, this doesn't

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work, and then they'll get torn down, and somebody

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will make a million dollars off of tearing it

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down. Program is code word for, I'm going to

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take this money, and I'm eventually going to

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steal it. Yes. But by the time I steal it, you're

00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:19.039
going to forget all about it. Yeah, it's going

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to turn into how can the homeless be used in

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order to get money. That's what's going on right

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now. Yeah. Yep. You got some more? I just got

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stories that I wanted to talk about. They're

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hot stories. I think the last thing is I wanted

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to ask you, do you believe what NASA is saying

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about that three -eye atlas comet? I don't think

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I've... This is odd. Usually I'm on the story.

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Go ahead. Okay. 3I Atlas. It gets named 3I because

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it's the third object to come from outside our

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solar system into the solar system. It's been

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named Atlas. And people have been watching this

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on its approach for a long time, and it's not

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acting the way normal comets act. Even though

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NASA keeps saying, it's just a comet, it's just

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a comet. Its trajectory is weird. Because it

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made a pass by Mars and then around its closest

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approach to Earth was when it was on the backside

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of the sun and we couldn't see it. And then it's

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like if NASA had figured out a space flight to

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slingshot around these planets and suns to gain

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momentum and go back out, they couldn't have

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done a better job than this thing is doing. Oh,

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yeah. So it looks like a programmed flight path.

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Otherwise, it's an amazing coincidence. it was

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not putting out a cometary tail the way it was

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supposed to for the longest time. Then it put

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out an anti -tail, which was blowing towards

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the sun. That smells like bullshit to me. It's

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like holding a balloon and it's blowing into

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the wind. It doesn't happen that way. And so

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far, everything NASA says, they've released really

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blurry, blurry pictures of it saying, oh yeah,

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it's just a comet, no big deal. But everybody

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else is releasing much better pictures and saying,

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look at that structural symmetry. That's not

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natural. All of a sudden, all these little jets

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are popping up all over it. Why now? Why all

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of a sudden? Some of the residue coming off of

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it is not natural to comets and could be artificially

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made. There's just way too many questions, but

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NASA's constant, constant reply is to put out

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another blurry image and say, look, this is the

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best and closest image yet. You can't see squat.

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And say, see, it's just a comet, nothing to see

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here. Everyone go back to spending money. NASA's

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bullshit. I agree, yeah. I wonder who it's from

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and where and what it is it's going to do. Yeah,

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I think there are already a lot of people on

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this planet who know exactly what's going on.

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Yes. And we're not being allowed to know yet.

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So their official mouthpiece, NASA, is just saying,

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nothing to see here, move along. If it's not

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from us, they know probably about what it is

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and probably about where it's from. They're either

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afraid to tell everybody because look at War

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of the Worlds. Yeah. They don't want that happening.

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And, you know, there have been other things.

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Google it. Where they've projected the path backwards.

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Say, oh, look, here's where it came from. This

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one, they're not saying. It's like, oh, gee,

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we don't know. That's not like them. Yeah. That's

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not like them. That's uncharacteristic. Some

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of the information they used to brag about, look,

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see, look at all the things we can figure out.

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Now they're just like. That's not in their thing.

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That's not in their little Rolodex. That's not

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in there. Yeah. No, no, no. That's not part of

00:17:52.750 --> 00:17:58.000
their job. Job description. No, no, no. No, I

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don't believe that for one second. No, they know

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what it is. They don't want to say, which kind

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of makes me worry a little bit, because why are

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they afraid to say? And now it's on its way out.

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I mean, it's leaving the solar system. So we're

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not going to learn anything more from it than

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what has already been observed. That's it, yeah.

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But maybe that was the first of several more

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coming. Bingo, that's what I'm thinking, yes.

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That's how it goes over. Maybe those terms you

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want. Not a lot of people were like, you know

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what I mean? Not a lot of people were raising

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anything about it. So you're like, okay, that

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went well. Let's do the next one. We don't know

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what it is either. They get you desensitized

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to it. Yeah. You know, then finally it's like,

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oh, another one of them. Who cares? Maybe it's

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because I read a lot of science fiction books

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growing up. And a lot of them weren't done. Basically.

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retelling of the Cold War through science fiction

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terms. Did you read any Elon Hubbard ones? No.

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Actually, I did like Elrond. Elrond, yeah. Actually,

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I did read one of his books, and it was incredibly

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stupid and really badly written. I never read

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one of his books, but that's what I heard. Yeah,

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it's just a bad writer. No wonder he had to invent

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this religion to make money. Allegedly, they

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like to sue. Let's see, what was I talking about?

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Oh, yeah. I remember a storyline of one of the

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books is something came into the solar system

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that looked like a comet, acted like a comet,

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but at the last minute really wasn't a comet.

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And it dropped something off. Oh, I remember

00:19:35.170 --> 00:19:38.450
that, yeah. And then left again. Uh -huh. And...

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This was a couple of years ago, wasn't it? I

00:19:40.410 --> 00:19:41.950
remember reading it when I was a kid, but I'm

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sure this storyline's been used over and over.

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Oh, okay. So this was... I thought you were talking

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about an actual incident. No, this was a story

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I read. Oh, you're talking about the, okay, okay.

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So it's like, oh, we see this comet coming in.

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Oh, look at that. It looks like it came from

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interstellar space. Oh, look, it's just a comet.

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And then it came close and dropped off something.

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It deployed something and then left again. Like,

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okay, this isn't a comet. And they couldn't go

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out to find the object it deployed because it

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was like written in the 60s and we didn't have

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technology then. But it turned out to be a homing

00:20:18.730 --> 00:20:22.660
beacon. Okay. So basically this visitor came

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by, saw our solar system, and dropped off a beacon

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saying, here, come here, here's where the food

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is, here's where the resources are, come here

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and exploit. They weren't nice and friendly aliens.

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They were scavengers looking for their next deal.

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Okay, this is a completely different story than

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what I was thinking of. They had a comet that

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they said landed and went back up. out in Ohio,

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if I remember correctly. It was a couple years

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ago, but anyhow, I don't remember enough of the

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story to really go into it, but it was something

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like that, and I thought you were going to go

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into something like that. So, anyhow. But think

00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:04.299
of it as kind of along the lines of the storyline

00:21:04.299 --> 00:21:07.940
in Men in Black 2, where there are those Boris

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the Animal as part of this species that they

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just come and they devour a planet like a herd

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of locusts and then move on. That's the kind

00:21:15.789 --> 00:21:18.009
of thing the story was talking about. So many

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times in TV shows and movies and stories, the

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aliens are these nice friendly people who want

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to help us and give us technology. A lot of times,

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they aren't. They want to come eat. Well, look

00:21:30.269 --> 00:21:33.210
at it on Earth. Yeah. People don't like other

00:21:33.210 --> 00:21:36.269
types of people automatically. Yeah. People can

00:21:36.269 --> 00:21:39.049
say whatever they want, but I think it's instinctual.

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You see another type of people, you automatically,

00:21:41.329 --> 00:21:43.730
you know, you get over it because we're civilized

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and we know better now. But I'm convinced of

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this. People look at other types of people and

00:21:49.950 --> 00:21:51.910
automatically don't trust them and don't like

00:21:51.910 --> 00:21:54.950
them. Yeah. And it's unfortunate, but I think

00:21:54.950 --> 00:21:56.809
that there's a certain degree of wiring going

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on like that. Yeah. And think about the history

00:21:59.650 --> 00:22:03.470
of this planet. When has a technologically advanced

00:22:03.470 --> 00:22:07.049
culture ever gone to a technologically challenged

00:22:07.049 --> 00:22:09.869
culture and then just been nothing but nice and

00:22:09.869 --> 00:22:13.210
kind? No, no, no. You go there to exploit and

00:22:13.210 --> 00:22:15.930
make money, you know. All the colonies that all

00:22:15.930 --> 00:22:18.990
these great powers had in Africa and Europe.

00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:23.559
South America and Asia, they were trying to elevate

00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:25.660
the people there. They were exploiting them for

00:22:25.660 --> 00:22:27.940
their money. So that's going to happen to the

00:22:27.940 --> 00:22:29.859
Earth. If there is anybody out there, they're

00:22:29.859 --> 00:22:31.880
eventually going to come try to monetize our

00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:33.480
planet. They're going to look at us and go, do

00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:35.859
we need them for anything? If they need us for

00:22:35.859 --> 00:22:37.519
something, we'll be around. If they don't, we

00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:39.839
won't. It's that simple. They're going to go,

00:22:39.940 --> 00:22:42.240
well, all right, this is a great place for excess

00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.319
people that want to go. They're kind of like

00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:46.380
we're talking about going to Mars. This would

00:22:46.380 --> 00:22:48.319
be a great place for excess people. Everything's

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:50.259
all ready there. They have food, water, everything.

00:22:50.440 --> 00:22:53.119
We're good to go there. But we have these things

00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:55.119
there. We're not sure what they are. They're

00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:57.359
some sort of an alien. And they're going to go,

00:22:57.460 --> 00:22:59.019
well, we're just going to have to get rid of

00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:02.119
them because we can't trust them. Just come up

00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:04.619
and fucking wipe us all out and take our stuff.

00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:07.660
Yeah, I've seen stories like that too where the

00:23:07.660 --> 00:23:12.380
Earth basically becomes the slum for humanity

00:23:12.380 --> 00:23:16.220
and all the intelligent, beautiful, wealthy,

00:23:16.339 --> 00:23:18.920
powerful people go live on Mars. What is the

00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:27.880
one, the Twilight Zone? An alien came down, okay,

00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:32.420
and he had a book, okay. So he was telling everybody,

00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:35.059
oh, we got this glorious stuff. Come on, come

00:23:35.059 --> 00:23:38.259
with me. And then there's a scientist decoding

00:23:38.259 --> 00:23:40.279
it. Yeah. And after everyone went up into the

00:23:40.279 --> 00:23:43.119
sky's rocket. He decoded it. He goes, it's a

00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:46.700
cookbook for humans. The title was To Serve Man.

00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:48.500
To Serve Man, that was it. They thought, oh,

00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:50.599
they're going to serve. They're going to help

00:23:50.599 --> 00:23:52.680
us. No, they're going to serve you as a dish.

00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:54.420
You're going to be the third course. All these

00:23:54.420 --> 00:23:58.259
rooms are like, he's so nice. He's so nice. So

00:23:58.259 --> 00:24:01.720
was Hitler at first. Farmers are nice to their

00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:03.720
livestock before they send them off to the butcher.

00:24:03.819 --> 00:24:05.539
Yeah, they're really nice to them. Cut up into

00:24:05.539 --> 00:24:07.099
edible portions. Do you want some more food,

00:24:07.140 --> 00:24:10.609
buddy? Yeah. My brother Mark was very nice to

00:24:10.609 --> 00:24:13.750
the sheep that he kept, but he ate them. He eventually

00:24:13.750 --> 00:24:15.670
ate them. Do you think he did anything else with

00:24:15.670 --> 00:24:19.769
them? I would say no. His neighbors were pretty

00:24:19.769 --> 00:24:27.930
close. He only had about five acres. Oh, yeah.

00:24:27.990 --> 00:24:34.690
He would have heard it. Yeah. All right. Hey,

00:24:34.789 --> 00:24:37.740
I got one. Sure. Five bands you wish would go

00:24:37.740 --> 00:24:43.960
away forever and never existed. U2. Yes. Coldplay.

00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:53.839
Yes. Limp Bizkit. Yes. Let me see some other

00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:59.200
good ones. I kind of need the Sex Pistols. They

00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:02.599
were a good influence. Let's ask AI. Oh. The

00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:04.960
Clash. The Clash, yeah, I never had use for them.

00:25:05.039 --> 00:25:08.480
They were punk posers. Yes, they were. And I

00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:10.400
know they were super popular and everyone loved

00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:12.440
them, but they were kind of a creation of the

00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:15.119
music critics of the time. Yes, they were. And

00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:17.140
another thing that pissed me off is Classic Rock

00:25:17.140 --> 00:25:19.779
Radio took to them, and we can never get rid

00:25:19.779 --> 00:25:22.160
of them now. You walk in through a store and

00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.980
you hear The Clash, it's like, who the fuck did

00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:27.470
this? I think my last one, this is going to be

00:25:27.470 --> 00:25:29.970
controversial, but Stevie Nicks as a solo artist.

00:25:30.349 --> 00:25:34.450
I agree. Dump all that. It was awful. Except

00:25:34.450 --> 00:25:37.990
the one with Tom Petty. Yeah, Stop Dragging My

00:25:37.990 --> 00:25:44.109
Tarts to Town. Yeah, that's it. That's the only

00:25:44.109 --> 00:25:47.089
redeemable song of her as a solo artist, but

00:25:47.089 --> 00:25:51.680
she had Tom Petty to make her better. Okay, let's

00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:54.240
do this. AI chatbot, I'm going to ask what bands

00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:57.059
need to go away forever. Oh, okay. I've been

00:25:57.059 --> 00:26:00.900
doing this lately, and it's been like, it gave

00:26:00.900 --> 00:26:04.579
me a list of, what was it, like football teams

00:26:04.579 --> 00:26:08.160
that are horrible or something. And I looked

00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:09.920
at their list, I go, this is a fucking joke.

00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:12.500
And then it said, oh, here you go, a list of

00:26:12.500 --> 00:26:16.700
jokes. I told a couple of them, and the first

00:26:16.700 --> 00:26:21.680
one was this. I packed my suitcases and then

00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.299
told them we were going to go on a trip. They

00:26:24.299 --> 00:26:28.940
were emotional baggage. That was the first one.

00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:31.859
And I'm like, there's gold here. Because I was

00:26:31.859 --> 00:26:33.220
getting ready to click it all off because that's

00:26:33.220 --> 00:26:34.720
not what I wanted. I'm like, wait a minute, wait

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:36.339
a minute, wait a minute. Let's see what we get.

00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:39.579
Yep. Let's see. Go ahead and keep talking. I'm

00:26:39.579 --> 00:26:41.140
going to see what I get here. Another interesting

00:26:41.140 --> 00:26:43.900
thing about AI, there's safeguards built in.

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.470
So if you ask it, you know. for something that's

00:26:46.470 --> 00:26:49.009
going to harm people or commit a major crime

00:26:49.009 --> 00:26:51.470
or something, AI will step in and refuse to answer.

00:26:51.710 --> 00:26:56.049
Well, it won't let me do Nikolai Tesla with a

00:26:56.049 --> 00:26:59.509
bong. Yeah. It says it's detrimental to their

00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:02.569
memory. Yeah, yeah. They're censoring a lot of

00:27:02.569 --> 00:27:04.630
that. I was trying to do a steampunk one with

00:27:04.630 --> 00:27:06.450
a bong. I think it would be cooler than shit

00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:08.369
to hang up in the talk is cheap studio. Yeah,

00:27:08.369 --> 00:27:09.670
so you're just going to have to Photoshop it,

00:27:09.690 --> 00:27:13.589
I guess. Yeah. It's like, say a school kid is

00:27:13.589 --> 00:27:18.779
angry and he... asks AI to map him out a route

00:27:18.779 --> 00:27:22.599
of his school's floor plan for his rampage or

00:27:22.599 --> 00:27:24.920
whatever, the AI is not going to do it because

00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:28.299
they know what he's asking for. But the easy

00:27:28.299 --> 00:27:31.380
workaround for that is to phrase it as a poem.

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:34.839
Oh, you're right. You can ask all those same

00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:37.279
questions, but if you phrase it as a poem, AI

00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:40.660
thinks, oh, this is art, and it will... You told

00:27:40.660 --> 00:27:43.519
me that last week off of the podcast, and I was

00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:46.680
like, wow. Isn't that creepy? I want to try it

00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:48.420
out, but I also don't want to get in trouble.

00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:56.660
Let's see, list of bands that what? Should never

00:27:56.660 --> 00:28:01.720
have existed. Okay, that's cool. Oh, let's see.

00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:04.500
Have existed because they suck or just never

00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:11.269
have existed? Should never exist. Okay. Okay,

00:28:11.269 --> 00:28:14.910
anyhow, keep going and I'll go. Having our go

00:28:14.910 --> 00:28:20.650
away little girl list. Oh, now my phone is acting

00:28:20.650 --> 00:28:24.289
up. The other day I was watching a video and

00:28:24.289 --> 00:28:28.130
a guy said something about he had a wound on

00:28:28.130 --> 00:28:30.029
his leg and he wasn't sure and he was going to

00:28:30.029 --> 00:28:33.190
try to get something to help treat it. My phone's

00:28:33.190 --> 00:28:37.549
AI popped up and answered it. And said, okay,

00:28:37.630 --> 00:28:40.470
well I can look for some... remedies for you

00:28:40.470 --> 00:28:44.130
and just like it was just voice on the tv oh

00:28:44.130 --> 00:28:46.269
no i've had to do that too yeah and it's like

00:28:46.269 --> 00:28:49.869
calm down there nickelback is number one oh god

00:28:49.869 --> 00:28:53.349
yes but here here is its reasoning for this okay

00:28:53.349 --> 00:28:56.150
frequently mentioned as most hated or worst bands

00:28:56.150 --> 00:29:00.910
yes so that creed is second wow which i don't

00:29:00.910 --> 00:29:04.069
agree with limp biscuit yeah you mentioned is

00:29:04.069 --> 00:29:08.910
true insane clown posse no yeah But I do love

00:29:08.910 --> 00:29:12.410
their lyrics. Yes. Oh, my God. The one with the

00:29:12.410 --> 00:29:14.309
dating game on it. He goes, yeah, you know, first

00:29:14.309 --> 00:29:15.869
thing I'm going to do is scream in your face

00:29:15.869 --> 00:29:17.349
and call you a bitch. Then I'm going to give

00:29:17.349 --> 00:29:22.450
your little brother some alcohol. But it was

00:29:22.450 --> 00:29:26.369
all rhyming and all funny as hell. And then it

00:29:26.369 --> 00:29:28.289
has the straight guy, yeah, I'd like to take

00:29:28.289 --> 00:29:31.329
you out and have a little Beaujolais and a nice

00:29:31.329 --> 00:29:33.910
table on the beach. And then he comes up and

00:29:33.910 --> 00:29:35.509
goes, first thing I'm going to do is make you

00:29:35.509 --> 00:29:37.930
a whore. I'm going to kick you in the face. All

00:29:37.930 --> 00:29:42.490
right, next one is Hootie and the Blowfish. Oh,

00:29:42.490 --> 00:29:45.230
yeah, everyone got tired of them. Coldplay. Yeah,

00:29:45.269 --> 00:29:48.829
yeah. Dave Matthews Band. Oh, I forgot Dave Matthews.

00:29:48.869 --> 00:29:51.049
Yeah, I did too. Yeah, they irritated a lot of

00:29:51.049 --> 00:29:53.089
people even before they dumped the sewage on

00:29:53.089 --> 00:29:56.950
them. Yes. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly, and they

00:29:56.950 --> 00:30:00.210
said they didn't. Yeah. You know, there's DNA

00:30:00.210 --> 00:30:02.769
in poop. Yes, there is, and they found it. Yes,

00:30:02.990 --> 00:30:05.130
they found it. And the people who had shit in

00:30:05.130 --> 00:30:07.430
their face, mouth, and ears probably got a lot

00:30:07.430 --> 00:30:10.930
of money, but how could you ever? God, just like

00:30:10.930 --> 00:30:13.839
the Hereford House in Leawood. How could you

00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.059
ever, like, every day you'd be spitting, going,

00:30:16.140 --> 00:30:18.500
God, God. You'd never get clean enough again.

00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.339
No. Oh, my God. You know, I'd be in the shower

00:30:21.339 --> 00:30:25.019
crying every day. Come on, Mark, it's okay. You

00:30:25.019 --> 00:30:27.119
lived through it. It's all right. You had three

00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.240
blood transfusions, but it's okay. You're alive.

00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:37.140
No, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm dirty. It was

00:30:37.140 --> 00:30:39.339
an architectural tour where they're looking up

00:30:39.339 --> 00:30:46.200
at the buildings. Somebody was saying, wow. Hey,

00:30:47.019 --> 00:30:49.220
honey, look right there. You can see something.

00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:55.519
You know there had to be used condoms in there,

00:30:55.559 --> 00:31:01.579
too. Oh, yeah. Fucking chode from three weeks

00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:08.230
ago. That had to be just. I mean, I would have

00:31:08.230 --> 00:31:11.009
sued Vexer for pain and suffering and emotional

00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:15.809
distress. I would have it checked and go, listen,

00:31:15.970 --> 00:31:18.069
this has got to be another two million right

00:31:18.069 --> 00:31:20.710
here because of that. No kidding. There's not

00:31:20.710 --> 00:31:22.970
a judge around that wouldn't go, no, I don't

00:31:22.970 --> 00:31:25.089
think so. They'll go, tack on two more million.

00:31:25.190 --> 00:31:32.170
Give them four, okay? Yes. And then Dave Matthews

00:31:32.170 --> 00:31:34.150
has to put a disclaimer out every time they play

00:31:34.150 --> 00:31:40.000
in concert or go over a bridge. Yes. I feel like

00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.960
almost like a drawbridge in reverse where everyone

00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:43.819
has to clear away from the bridge. Yeah, it's

00:31:43.819 --> 00:31:45.720
like, attention, Dave Matthews is getting ready

00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:48.019
to go over a bridge with a grid. Oh, shit, let's

00:31:48.019 --> 00:31:51.579
go. Every boat leaves the water in the 50 -mile

00:31:51.579 --> 00:31:54.259
radius. Yeah, everyone's zooming. Where are they

00:31:54.259 --> 00:31:56.799
going? Dave Matthews alert. Oh, shit, turn around.

00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:02.750
I heard they had broccoli last night. Oh! Yep.

00:32:04.390 --> 00:32:07.470
Yep, they deserve all the crap. Ah, crap. Crap.

00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:11.509
Oh, hey, all right, cool. That's why we do a

00:32:11.509 --> 00:32:14.589
podcast. Yes, we do. Yeah, quips like that make

00:32:14.589 --> 00:32:19.150
us great. Yeah, I'm not immune to that. I do

00:32:19.150 --> 00:32:22.990
it every fucking day. Yeah. And then I look around

00:32:22.990 --> 00:32:25.710
for people to give me, you know, the first judgment

00:32:25.710 --> 00:32:27.930
look. And then they try to act like it's funny.

00:32:28.089 --> 00:32:29.730
Yeah. Yeah, you look at them real quick and you're

00:32:29.730 --> 00:32:32.170
like, ugh. And they're like, oh. It's like, oh,

00:32:32.230 --> 00:32:37.170
bullshit. I saw your. All right. You got something?

00:32:37.390 --> 00:32:40.670
Yeah, I've been noticing a trend. Now that I

00:32:40.670 --> 00:32:43.589
finally noticed it, it seems to date back about

00:32:43.589 --> 00:32:49.309
five years to maybe ten. Okay. The culture I

00:32:49.309 --> 00:32:52.609
remember growing up in as far as music and musicianship

00:32:52.609 --> 00:32:56.160
and being a musician is. you save your money

00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:58.700
for that really high dollar. Hey there, Slap

00:32:58.700 --> 00:33:04.359
Nets. It's time for the Creeps Music News. Hey,

00:33:04.460 --> 00:33:07.000
my little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol

00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:09.980
with your music news. During an appearance on

00:33:09.980 --> 00:33:12.339
July 8th episode of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation,

00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:15.079
Tony Omi spoke about some of his upcoming music

00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:17.539
-related projects, including a full -length collection

00:33:17.539 --> 00:33:19.380
of new material from legendary Black Sabbath

00:33:19.380 --> 00:33:23.119
guitarist. Tony said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth

00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.910
.net, Well, at the moment, I was doing my own

00:33:25.910 --> 00:33:27.809
album until Back to the Beginning event came

00:33:27.809 --> 00:33:30.450
up, and then of course I had to stop and concentrate

00:33:30.450 --> 00:33:33.349
on preparing for the Sabbath performance. But

00:33:33.349 --> 00:33:35.329
I'm continuing next week to try to finish off

00:33:35.329 --> 00:33:37.789
what I started with this album. And then who

00:33:37.789 --> 00:33:39.930
knows what I'm going to do. It's great, really.

00:33:40.349 --> 00:33:42.829
Because if something pops up, I'll do it if I

00:33:42.829 --> 00:33:45.410
want to do it. Asked if his upcoming album as

00:33:45.410 --> 00:33:48.009
a Tony Omi solo record would guess on it, like

00:33:48.009 --> 00:33:50.210
he's done before with the legendary 2000's I

00:33:50.210 --> 00:33:52.750
Omi, the guitarist responded, at the moment,

00:33:52.789 --> 00:33:55.700
no. I've got one singer on it, which I originally

00:33:55.700 --> 00:33:57.599
thought of different singers, but it started

00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:59.819
off as it was going to be an instrumental album,

00:33:59.940 --> 00:34:02.359
and it's gone from that into a full -fledged

00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:05.339
Tony Iommi project. But then I thought, oh, wait,

00:34:05.420 --> 00:34:07.759
I want to try it with a singer. So that's what

00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:10.619
I've been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

00:34:10.619 --> 00:34:13.340
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

00:34:13.340 --> 00:34:19.420
are bullshit. They're expensive, usually American

00:34:19.420 --> 00:34:22.519
-made instrument, like a guitar or a drum set.

00:34:23.230 --> 00:34:26.230
bass or amp and all that stuff. Yep, that's what

00:34:26.230 --> 00:34:29.389
everybody did. I mean, most of us were not allotted

00:34:29.389 --> 00:34:31.690
money. Yeah. You had to do it on your own. Your

00:34:31.690 --> 00:34:33.110
parents, you come walk up to your parents and

00:34:33.110 --> 00:34:35.230
go, I want a guitar. First thing they're thinking

00:34:35.230 --> 00:34:38.309
is loud fucking noise all the time. No, no, probably

00:34:38.309 --> 00:34:41.190
not. How about a talking truck? Yeah, or they'll

00:34:41.190 --> 00:34:43.730
buy you some garage sale find that doesn't even

00:34:43.730 --> 00:34:46.150
work. Yeah, yeah, and you don't have an amp.

00:34:46.250 --> 00:34:49.840
Yeah. But I remember a lot of the musicians I

00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.719
was hanging around with when I was a teenager

00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:58.940
in my 20s, they would work and save their money,

00:34:58.980 --> 00:35:01.679
and they had their dream guitar in mind. This

00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:03.820
is the guitar I want, I want that one. Eventually

00:35:03.820 --> 00:35:06.559
they'd get it, and that was their only one guitar.

00:35:06.900 --> 00:35:08.719
Sometimes they'd have one as backup, but that

00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:10.420
was their main guitar, and they always used that

00:35:10.420 --> 00:35:15.710
as just the one. Any more? The trend is really

00:35:15.710 --> 00:35:19.650
to have multiple guitars and use them in certain

00:35:19.650 --> 00:35:23.090
situations, but not necessarily the high dollar

00:35:23.090 --> 00:35:25.429
expensive American -made ones. They're going

00:35:25.429 --> 00:35:28.349
for like the Epiphones and the Squires and the

00:35:28.349 --> 00:35:32.150
LTDs and the Chinese -made Gretsch and, you know,

00:35:32.170 --> 00:35:35.829
the not quite student line or beginner, but like

00:35:35.829 --> 00:35:38.389
a step up from there. Yeah, yeah, gotcha. You

00:35:38.389 --> 00:35:42.280
know, sub - $1 ,000 guitars. whereas an American

00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.519
-made Strat is going to cost you $1 ,600. An

00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:47.920
American -made Les Paul is going to cost you,

00:35:47.940 --> 00:35:51.380
I think, starting at $2 ,900, something like

00:35:51.380 --> 00:35:54.000
that. These are guitars you can get for $699.

00:35:54.699 --> 00:35:58.159
And they're extremely well -made. They sound

00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:02.099
great. They play great. And I've seen a lot of

00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:05.599
musicians making that switch to the intermediate

00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:10.239
-range instrument. and using multiple different

00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:12.519
ones. I'm sorry, drummers started doing that,

00:36:12.619 --> 00:36:14.840
where they'll appear with, well, on this tour

00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.739
I'm taking out this kit, and last tour I took

00:36:17.739 --> 00:36:20.679
out that kit, and next tour after that I'm thinking

00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.599
about taking out that kit. It used to be you'd

00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.639
have the one, and that was your signature sound,

00:36:25.820 --> 00:36:29.400
and that's what your endorser wanted you to show

00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:33.559
and play, etc. But it actually is helping quite

00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:37.860
a bit to get more people into music. You don't

00:36:37.860 --> 00:36:39.960
have to save up the multi -thousand dollars to

00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:41.480
get something good. You can get something good

00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:45.860
for a couple hundred bucks. And now a lot of

00:36:45.860 --> 00:36:47.599
musicians are starting to get signature models

00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:49.820
on the more budget -friendly guitars. Well, you

00:36:49.820 --> 00:36:51.760
figured out the other isn't working anymore.

00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:55.179
They have to do something. And the guitar, whoever

00:36:55.179 --> 00:36:58.239
owns them now, they have to do the same thing.

00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.480
And that's probably largely in part by all of

00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.480
them being sold overseas. It's because, well,

00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:06.480
I don't know about tariffs now, but at the time

00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:08.340
they could produce them cheaper and sell them

00:37:08.340 --> 00:37:09.960
to more people, and that's what they're looking

00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:13.099
for is that. And even before tariffs, there's...

00:37:13.099 --> 00:37:16.820
is a value -added tax. Yes. There's a wholesaler

00:37:16.820 --> 00:37:22.280
in Europe called Newman, or Toman, T -H -O -M

00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.340
-A -N -N. Also known as a VAT tax. Yeah. A lot

00:37:25.340 --> 00:37:27.699
of people don't realize it stands for value -added

00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:30.619
tax, but go ahead. So you can get good prices

00:37:30.619 --> 00:37:33.820
on a lot of their stuff, but the shipping and

00:37:33.820 --> 00:37:35.980
then the value -added tax, it winds up being

00:37:35.980 --> 00:37:39.280
just as much as if you bought it here. The only

00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:41.659
way it makes sense is if it's something you can't

00:37:41.659 --> 00:37:45.440
get here. Well, that is a tariff. Yeah, it's

00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:49.159
basically a tariff. And that's what they're wanting

00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:51.420
to do over here, which was insane for stuff that

00:37:51.420 --> 00:37:54.099
you buy here. Finally, we got that shut down.

00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:57.679
The crazies finally shut up about that. I've

00:37:57.679 --> 00:37:59.420
got a question for you musically, and this is

00:37:59.420 --> 00:38:00.800
something I was going to bring up several weeks

00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.920
ago, but I kept forgetting, and finally I lost

00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:08.219
the paper like I lost my stories. So, okay. Jakey

00:38:08.219 --> 00:38:10.280
Lee. Are you very familiar with him? I'm sure

00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:13.179
you are, right? Okay. Are you real familiar with

00:38:13.179 --> 00:38:16.820
the Ultimate Sin album? Not too familiar. Okay.

00:38:16.860 --> 00:38:19.619
Well, all right. It was produced by Ron Nevison.

00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:24.099
Okay. And he had a history of producing hip -hop

00:38:24.099 --> 00:38:26.239
stuff like that, right? Yeah. And they wanted

00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:28.940
to go with a softer, gentler Ozzy at the time,

00:38:28.980 --> 00:38:30.900
you know, bring more people on board, which it

00:38:30.900 --> 00:38:35.059
worked. Yeah. Jakey Lee had been criticized heavily

00:38:35.059 --> 00:38:38.039
for years and still is to some degree. About

00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:41.199
his tone on that album. Yeah. You know some of

00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:45.059
the songs, right? Bark at the Moon. Yeah. Okay.

00:38:45.579 --> 00:38:47.460
Bark at the Moon was off of Bark at the Moon.

00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:49.639
But Bark at the Moon, they also criticized that,

00:38:49.699 --> 00:38:51.400
but they were more on The Ultimate Song. Oh,

00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.119
okay. Yeah. Wrong album. But that's similar to

00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.619
his tone. Yeah, it is. So what happened is, and

00:38:58.619 --> 00:39:01.719
I'm relatively sure of this. Yeah. He was following

00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:05.690
Randy Rose. Yeah. Randy Rhodes had a real kind

00:39:05.690 --> 00:39:08.190
of a metal sound to a lot of his stuff. He was

00:39:08.190 --> 00:39:11.690
a classical player, but to get that metal sound

00:39:11.690 --> 00:39:15.329
and to play quick, he had to have a real kind

00:39:15.329 --> 00:39:17.369
of a metallic sound, and it worked very well.

00:39:17.590 --> 00:39:19.789
Yeah, that kind of tone gives you a really good

00:39:19.789 --> 00:39:24.210
note definition. Yes, which he was so precise,

00:39:24.250 --> 00:39:26.829
that's what he wanted. Jakey Lee came in behind.

00:39:27.030 --> 00:39:29.949
Jakey Lee is precise, too, or was and still is,

00:39:30.210 --> 00:39:33.920
I'm not sure. Very, very good guitarist. Okay,

00:39:34.019 --> 00:39:39.460
so I think that they did that on purpose, and

00:39:39.460 --> 00:39:41.860
specifically Jakey Lee. He found the equipment

00:39:41.860 --> 00:39:46.980
to anti -Randy Rhodes. Yeah. And people think,

00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:49.619
because it's a little bit of a hollow sound and

00:39:49.619 --> 00:39:52.500
sounds different, that the tone was jacked off.

00:39:52.579 --> 00:39:56.579
But I say no, the tone wasn't jacked. It was

00:39:56.579 --> 00:40:02.179
manufactured. to be like that on purpose. And

00:40:02.179 --> 00:40:04.840
if you think about it, I think it worked. Because

00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:07.300
when Bark at the Moon came out, nobody said,

00:40:07.380 --> 00:40:09.460
oh my gosh, he sounds just like Randy Rhoades.

00:40:09.699 --> 00:40:12.119
Nobody said that. Everybody said, wow, he can

00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:15.599
play Randy's stuff, he can play Iommi's stuff,

00:40:15.780 --> 00:40:19.840
and he can play his stuff. He's perfect. So I

00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:22.579
want to know, what do you think happened in between

00:40:22.579 --> 00:40:24.619
that time when people were looking at it like,

00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:26.920
this is great, he's different. And then later

00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.960
on, history. People wanted to be known that,

00:40:29.980 --> 00:40:32.480
oh, that's a horrible tone, when actually it's

00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.260
what had to be done at the time. Yeah, yeah.

00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:39.539
It makes me wonder if there was a decision made

00:40:39.539 --> 00:40:43.079
to give them a signature sound. It's like, we

00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.219
need a signature sound that when anyone hears

00:40:45.219 --> 00:40:47.659
the guitar, they know it's you. And maybe that

00:40:47.659 --> 00:40:51.340
was their attempt? Cherville sponsored it. Yeah.

00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:54.599
He was a big Cherville sponsor. He played them

00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:56.920
in concert. I'm pretty sure they paid him to

00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:59.619
play Chervilles in concert. Yeah. Later it becomes

00:40:59.619 --> 00:41:03.400
Cherville Jackson, and now I don't know. The

00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:06.760
Charvel is still around as a very small kind

00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:08.719
of independent company. Somebody has bought the

00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:10.480
naming rights, et cetera. But then Jackson is

00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:12.400
on its own. Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought.

00:41:12.460 --> 00:41:16.619
Okay, so I'm just tired of that because I recently

00:41:16.619 --> 00:41:19.099
read some Reddit shit and people are bagging

00:41:19.099 --> 00:41:22.539
on his tone. They're idiots. I think that tone

00:41:22.539 --> 00:41:25.360
was so unique that it's misunderstood. There

00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:27.760
are a lot of times I'll hear a guitar tone that's

00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.239
like really different, and my first impression

00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.750
is, oh, that's odd. But if I listen to it long

00:41:33.750 --> 00:41:36.309
enough, it's like I can hear all the musicality

00:41:36.309 --> 00:41:38.190
that's in it. It's still a good tone. That's

00:41:38.190 --> 00:41:41.389
exactly the way to describe it. Yeah. As a matter

00:41:41.389 --> 00:41:45.969
of fact, Bark at the Moon, with what he used,

00:41:46.050 --> 00:41:48.429
the equipment he used, to get a song like Rock

00:41:48.429 --> 00:41:51.269
and Roll Rebel is insane. Because he made that

00:41:51.269 --> 00:41:53.809
crunchy without any type of crunchy sound at

00:41:53.809 --> 00:41:57.570
all. Yeah. Also, another thing that was bagged

00:41:57.570 --> 00:42:00.090
on about Jakey Lee is he did an interview about

00:42:00.090 --> 00:42:03.699
two years ago. And he said this. They're talking

00:42:03.699 --> 00:42:05.559
about being compared to Randy Rhoades and all

00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:07.500
that. First off, he shut that down, which is

00:42:07.500 --> 00:42:09.920
true. He had never been compared to Randy Rhoades.

00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:11.940
There's no way you could. They're two. Anyone

00:42:11.940 --> 00:42:14.400
that knows music. Yeah. There's no way. They're

00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.280
completely different players. He's blues -based.

00:42:17.820 --> 00:42:20.159
Randy Rhoades was classical -based, just to start,

00:42:20.260 --> 00:42:22.460
just the very tip of it. It's like Eddie Van

00:42:22.460 --> 00:42:25.000
Halen and Stevie Ray Vaughan. Yes, that's a great

00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:28.639
example. They're totally different animals. Yes.

00:42:28.699 --> 00:42:32.179
Yeah. So, here's what he said, not verbatim,

00:42:32.179 --> 00:42:36.320
but pretty close. He said, playing my parts are

00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:39.000
more difficult, which it is, because he used

00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:41.420
the chords with the picking, and Randy Rhoads

00:42:41.420 --> 00:42:45.059
was fast, you know, okay, and a lot of notes,

00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:48.619
but not easy to play. His was harder to play

00:42:48.619 --> 00:42:50.360
because you had to do these notes, stretch your

00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:52.139
fingers out, and then hit them in concession,

00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:55.969
okay, like Killer of Giants. That right there,

00:42:56.070 --> 00:42:59.550
that beginning, that intro is insanely, insanely

00:42:59.550 --> 00:43:04.650
hard to play. So he said, but, he said, you want

00:43:04.650 --> 00:43:06.989
to talk songwriting? I take my hat off to him.

00:43:07.170 --> 00:43:10.389
Yeah. That's all he said for that. Yeah, he just

00:43:10.389 --> 00:43:12.949
told the truth. And people are all over saying

00:43:12.949 --> 00:43:14.690
he bagged Randy Rose. No, he didn't. He gave

00:43:14.690 --> 00:43:16.849
him a compliment. Yeah, absolutely. He told the

00:43:16.849 --> 00:43:19.340
truth with a compliment on the backside. And

00:43:19.340 --> 00:43:21.460
that pisses me off that people go, oh, he said

00:43:21.460 --> 00:43:23.800
that he wasn't as good. He did not say that.

00:43:23.980 --> 00:43:26.320
Yeah. What he said was we were saying there are

00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:28.960
two different players. He didn't say anyone was

00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:30.860
definitively better or not. He just said they're

00:43:30.860 --> 00:43:32.800
different. Yeah. And that's something that's

00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:34.880
been eating my ass for a couple of years now

00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:36.800
going bullshit because I said that to Dave. He

00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:38.460
goes, yeah. He goes, I'm already on it. Pisses

00:43:38.460 --> 00:43:41.119
me off too. So, anyhow. You know, that kind of

00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:44.840
puts me in mind of back in the mid, late 70s

00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:49.780
when Ted Nugent. Wasn't political yet. He was

00:43:49.780 --> 00:43:51.679
just out there playing guitar with long hair

00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:57.699
and a beard. When he was doing Bear... What was

00:43:57.699 --> 00:43:59.619
the name? Something the Bear? Fred the Bear?

00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:02.539
I don't know. Fred the Bear? Yeah, yeah. It's

00:44:02.539 --> 00:44:04.980
a weird little guitar instrumental, but he sings

00:44:04.980 --> 00:44:07.179
on it. Well, it's not Ted Nugent. It's another

00:44:07.179 --> 00:44:10.019
singer. He's talking about Fred the Bear out

00:44:10.019 --> 00:44:14.360
in the woods. Google it. I will. And listen to

00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:19.079
it. Yeah, go ahead. I remember at the time. Oh,

00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.500
hey, how you doing? Good. Good. Hey, Franco,

00:44:21.619 --> 00:44:25.079
everybody. Awesome guy. Come on over. Oh, I'm

00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.619
sorry. You look in a hurry. I didn't mean to

00:44:26.619 --> 00:44:28.460
stop you. No, no, no. It's fine. All right. Hey,

00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:34.239
what's going on today? Mush. Mush is sheep. We

00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:37.519
talked about him a lot on the last podcast. Yeah,

00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.110
go ahead. Go ahead. Say what you want. We've

00:44:40.110 --> 00:44:42.489
already talked about him, and it wasn't very

00:44:42.489 --> 00:44:45.130
good. It wasn't complimentary. Yeah, they definitely

00:44:45.130 --> 00:44:52.769
need to do some work on the offensive line. Offensive

00:44:52.769 --> 00:44:55.530
line, the D -line sucks. They haven't had a sack

00:44:55.530 --> 00:44:59.969
in 12 quarters. I think they need to get a new

00:44:59.969 --> 00:45:02.349
voice in there. They need to get a new offensive

00:45:02.349 --> 00:45:04.909
coordinator. Oh, definitely Matt Nagy's got to

00:45:04.909 --> 00:45:07.699
go. I mean, not that he's bad, but it's just

00:45:07.699 --> 00:45:09.880
I never liked his style. It's not working anymore.

00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:13.440
Well, okay, what he did when they first had Mahomes

00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.699
and he was offensive coordinator was working.

00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:17.940
Now it's not, and he can't seem like he can't

00:45:17.940 --> 00:45:20.280
get over that deep ball phase. Yeah. He can't

00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.460
get that out of his head. And I feel like now

00:45:22.460 --> 00:45:27.920
where Mahomes, he's turning into a game manager.

00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:30.420
Yeah. He went from that. That's a pretty good

00:45:30.420 --> 00:45:33.800
one, yeah. He's not really good at it. No. But

00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:38.420
he went from. doing these amazing things to now

00:45:38.420 --> 00:45:41.699
he's just managing the game, hikes the ball,

00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:43.679
he does a circle, then he'll throw it either

00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.480
out of bounds or he throws it over a guy's head

00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:49.340
if he tries to go deep. Yeah. Do you think some

00:45:49.340 --> 00:45:53.719
of his route running, I mean, is it possible

00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:57.179
to miss, as precise as he's been, is it possible

00:45:57.179 --> 00:46:00.320
for him to miss that bad constantly after that?

00:46:00.829 --> 00:46:03.550
Or does he – did he get something wrong in his

00:46:03.550 --> 00:46:04.969
head from running? Maybe he's a little gun shy.

00:46:05.130 --> 00:46:06.829
That's what I'm thinking. But I just feel like,

00:46:06.829 --> 00:46:09.989
you know, Mahomes, he's in his prime right now.

00:46:10.449 --> 00:46:16.590
30 years old. I mean, for him just to not do

00:46:16.590 --> 00:46:18.230
the things that he's – I mean, something's just

00:46:18.230 --> 00:46:20.309
not making sense. I just kind of think he's managing

00:46:20.309 --> 00:46:24.650
the game more so. I mean. Okay. Something Romo

00:46:24.650 --> 00:46:27.050
brought up, and I hate to admit it when Romo's

00:46:27.050 --> 00:46:29.940
right. He's right more than I'd like to admit.

00:46:30.099 --> 00:46:34.920
Yeah. He said, I can see Mahomes going through

00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.800
his progression of receivers way too quick. And

00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:39.860
he's right. He looks at this guy, moves off to

00:46:39.860 --> 00:46:41.760
this guy, moves off to that guy. That guy just

00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:44.039
got open. He moved off and in a quarter second

00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:46.719
he was open. I see that, and then I see a lot,

00:46:46.820 --> 00:46:49.699
too, where he'll just hike the ball. He's looking

00:46:49.699 --> 00:46:51.940
one direction. If he's ever open, he'll try to

00:46:51.940 --> 00:46:54.420
throw. Yeah, stares down his receiver. Yeah.

00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:58.920
To where before he would hike. spring the whole

00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:02.800
field. Yeah. And he had more time too though.

00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:08.900
Yeah. Okay. All right. So he doesn't have as

00:47:08.900 --> 00:47:10.719
much time and that's one of the issues. Okay.

00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:14.900
So what do you think they have to do to fix this

00:47:14.900 --> 00:47:18.360
issue? Is it an offensive line? A better one?

00:47:18.420 --> 00:47:20.800
Is that it? They need to get some people, but

00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:25.139
it's like, it's like, okay, like with Jawan Taylor.

00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:28.880
You know, last year was an issue with him jumping

00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:35.119
off sides. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I guess

00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.840
he hasn't been as bad with it. Not as bad, no.

00:47:38.139 --> 00:47:41.019
You know, some of these things, like then, last

00:47:41.019 --> 00:47:45.380
year, where was the coaching? Where was the offensive

00:47:45.380 --> 00:47:49.340
line coach to say, hey, what's going on? Where's

00:47:49.340 --> 00:47:51.599
Andy Reid to say, hey? And here's what sucks

00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:55.619
is Jawan Taylor was out, and we were worse. Yeah.

00:47:55.699 --> 00:47:59.159
Yeah. That's pretty bad. Yeah, that's bad. And

00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:03.400
Josh Simmons, I'm not going to lay into him too

00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:05.900
hard. I mean, he had a personal issue. No, I

00:48:05.900 --> 00:48:10.099
agree. Family comes first. I would say next year,

00:48:10.179 --> 00:48:13.880
if he's having an issue. Well, he's got that

00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:18.380
shattered wrist and dislocated. But my boss brought

00:48:18.380 --> 00:48:20.179
up a really good point. He said there's people

00:48:20.179 --> 00:48:24.170
who have had that a lot. in the past, which is

00:48:24.170 --> 00:48:26.670
true. And they gave him special apparatuses to

00:48:26.670 --> 00:48:28.929
wear. So after he told me that, I kind of calmed

00:48:28.929 --> 00:48:30.449
down on the whole thing. I'm like, okay, he'll

00:48:30.449 --> 00:48:33.170
be all right. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. And he'll

00:48:33.170 --> 00:48:35.869
be back. So I can't call club cast on it. Yeah.

00:48:35.869 --> 00:48:38.409
Yeah. And everything else is unfortunate. Yeah.

00:48:38.550 --> 00:48:40.949
Club cast, which can work in your favor. Yeah.

00:48:41.010 --> 00:48:44.269
I say razor blade, like a WWE guy. And you just

00:48:44.269 --> 00:48:45.929
slice him in the forehead. He starts bleeding.

00:48:46.090 --> 00:48:49.449
Yeah. And then you go, he cut me. You're right.

00:48:50.409 --> 00:48:53.769
No, I. You fly. like Josh Allen, and have blood

00:48:53.769 --> 00:49:01.510
come out. But yeah, they need to fix a lot of

00:49:01.510 --> 00:49:04.230
areas, especially on the offense. Defensively,

00:49:04.230 --> 00:49:08.070
Chris Jones ain't doing what he should be doing.

00:49:08.090 --> 00:49:10.269
They've got to find a sucker team to pawn him

00:49:10.269 --> 00:49:12.889
off on and get somebody better. Bottom line,

00:49:13.050 --> 00:49:13.889
they're paying too much money. Running back,

00:49:13.929 --> 00:49:16.329
we definitely need to get a running back. Oh,

00:49:16.329 --> 00:49:18.780
yeah. But Chetko, they've got to let him go.

00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:22.019
As much as I love the guy, he won't stay healthy.

00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:25.300
I mean, shoot, hilarious. I mean, he came in

00:49:25.300 --> 00:49:26.940
that one. He looked okay, yeah. He looked like

00:49:26.940 --> 00:49:29.280
he was running with an attitude. He was better

00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:31.639
than I've ever seen in a long time since his

00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:35.099
rookie year. So, I mean, we got some trade bait

00:49:35.099 --> 00:49:38.909
and stuff. Hunt is doing so well. Hunt is the

00:49:38.909 --> 00:49:41.010
kind of guy, he's a downfield runner. You keep

00:49:41.010 --> 00:49:43.869
him in the game, and you keep running him. 30

00:49:43.869 --> 00:49:46.110
times a carry, got the ball. I mean, what do

00:49:46.110 --> 00:49:49.670
you have, over 1 ,000 yards? Every time we've

00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:52.909
made him a priority, he's rushed over 100 yards.

00:49:53.230 --> 00:49:56.469
So why do they keep dropping off of him? Is that

00:49:56.469 --> 00:50:00.469
Mahomes because of his arm? And Mahomes just

00:50:00.469 --> 00:50:02.030
going, no, no, no, I'm going to throw this. That's

00:50:02.030 --> 00:50:05.090
another thing. Why don't they establish the run?

00:50:05.750 --> 00:50:09.590
Yes. I mean, I remember that from when I was

00:50:09.590 --> 00:50:12.130
a kid. It's like establish the run, and then

00:50:12.130 --> 00:50:14.349
everything else will kind of work into play.

00:50:14.409 --> 00:50:17.090
You can do play action. You're on the field more,

00:50:17.150 --> 00:50:19.289
so their defense isn't on the field as much.

00:50:19.389 --> 00:50:22.809
But here is what I always thought they should

00:50:22.809 --> 00:50:24.429
have done, and this is the way I was taught when

00:50:24.429 --> 00:50:26.650
I was younger too by several coaches that knew

00:50:26.650 --> 00:50:30.510
what they were doing growing up. Okay. All right.

00:50:30.869 --> 00:50:36.380
You establish the big back at the front. He brutalizes

00:50:36.380 --> 00:50:39.280
offensive line. He just keeps running at them.

00:50:39.300 --> 00:50:40.940
Whether it's working or not, you wear them down.

00:50:41.199 --> 00:50:45.239
You take someone like Worthy or Thornton, you

00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:48.079
give them the ball as a running back. They're

00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.179
faster. They get through because these guys are

00:50:50.179 --> 00:50:51.900
hurting. They've got a hurting wrist. They've

00:50:51.900 --> 00:50:54.300
got a hurting elbow. And they're slower because

00:50:54.300 --> 00:50:56.380
they've been trying to stop this guy, this hunt

00:50:56.380 --> 00:50:59.320
guy, all this time. And you put in this speedy

00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:02.519
back. It looks like it's going to be a catch

00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:05.539
-and -run situation. No, it's an option. Yeah.

00:51:05.619 --> 00:51:07.800
And he's got the ball. Either that or if they

00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:10.679
catch it, he runs in route. And what would be

00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.039
kind of good, I wish they would do, they haven't

00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:17.679
done it since Sherman went out, is get a fullback.

00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:20.920
Yeah. Yeah, I agree. They used to run like I

00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:24.059
-formation. They used to have, you know, but

00:51:24.059 --> 00:51:27.119
they went away from that. They just have the

00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:29.400
two running backs. Yeah, the fullback position

00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:32.719
is really being phased out. But having a fullback

00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:34.679
in there who's good at run and pass blocking.

00:51:35.389 --> 00:51:37.889
And then on passing downs, he can either stay

00:51:37.889 --> 00:51:40.630
in the block or flare out to be the dump -off

00:51:40.630 --> 00:51:44.110
guy. So you get one with good hands. That can't

00:51:44.110 --> 00:51:46.610
be that hard to find. P. Ryan last year, and

00:51:46.610 --> 00:51:49.969
they let him go. And he saved so many games for

00:51:49.969 --> 00:51:52.269
us last year by getting that fourth down in the

00:51:52.269 --> 00:51:54.389
end of the game, that third down in the end of

00:51:54.389 --> 00:51:57.230
the game. He did that so well. Then they let

00:51:57.230 --> 00:51:58.949
him go to Cincinnati, and he's doing that over

00:51:58.949 --> 00:52:03.420
there. Yeah. I don't understand the logic of

00:52:03.420 --> 00:52:05.920
letting some guy that actually is doing it go.

00:52:06.300 --> 00:52:11.280
He didn't command that much money. I wonder also

00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:14.039
about the blocking schemes for the O -line. Because

00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:16.039
they don't seem to have too much trouble with

00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:19.440
the run, but they let guys through on passing

00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:25.119
downs like crazy. I was thinking one day too,

00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:29.539
or one time watching them. Maybe a lot of that

00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:33.199
holding is because they don't know what Mahomes

00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:37.760
is doing. Yeah. That's very possible. He runs

00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:39.380
this way, he runs that way, he goes straight.

00:52:39.380 --> 00:52:41.360
He starts going this way and the guy whips around.

00:52:42.119 --> 00:52:46.679
I mean, I don't know. I'm more of that old school,

00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:49.699
like the pocket style. Yeah. I mean, I wish he

00:52:49.699 --> 00:52:53.739
would just sit there, move up, pass. But, I mean,

00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:56.670
there's so many times where. The line starts

00:52:56.670 --> 00:52:59.610
to, you know, the pocket starts to form. And

00:52:59.610 --> 00:53:02.610
he runs out of it, yeah. And it's like, okay,

00:53:02.670 --> 00:53:04.869
then you dump off. But then he does all that

00:53:04.869 --> 00:53:07.469
stuff and it's either thrown out of bounds or

00:53:07.469 --> 00:53:12.309
he throws it over a guy's head. Yeah. Everybody,

00:53:12.530 --> 00:53:14.869
this is Franco from Corollos. Hey, what do you

00:53:14.869 --> 00:53:17.579
got going on at Corollos? We got the best Italian

00:53:17.579 --> 00:53:21.179
sausage and cannolis in town. You do. Also, another

00:53:21.179 --> 00:53:23.440
thing that I loved I got the other day, I think

00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:25.860
you were actually there, was the pistachio cake.

00:53:26.139 --> 00:53:29.099
Yes. That shit is insane. Oh, my God. I took

00:53:29.099 --> 00:53:31.019
that home. And I'm like, well, I'm going to give

00:53:31.019 --> 00:53:33.820
some to Bob. I'm going to give some to Val. I

00:53:33.820 --> 00:53:35.960
ended up eating a little bit more of it than

00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.139
I thought. So they got smaller pieces than I

00:53:38.139 --> 00:53:42.179
anticipated. That shit is insane. Glad you liked

00:53:42.179 --> 00:53:44.539
it. And then the cannolis are insane, too. You

00:53:44.539 --> 00:53:46.559
guys make them every day, don't you? Yep. Yeah,

00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:49.340
they're so good. On the weekends, we probably

00:53:49.340 --> 00:53:52.380
sell over at least 300. Wow, yeah. I made some

00:53:52.380 --> 00:53:55.139
stromboli with your Italian sausage. Oh, my gosh.

00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:58.719
Do you put fennel in there? Yes. That's what

00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:01.940
tastes so good. Oh, gosh, yeah. It's good in

00:54:01.940 --> 00:54:04.780
a sauce, too. You just throw the sausage in there,

00:54:04.900 --> 00:54:08.820
let it cook in the sauce. It reminds me of laconico.

00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:14.380
Laconico. It's Greek sausage. Oh, okay. Actually,

00:54:14.500 --> 00:54:19.409
Greek. salami. Okay. Yeah. Laconico's Greek salami.

00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:21.329
It has fennel and some other ingredients like

00:54:21.329 --> 00:54:24.730
that. It's similar, but not quite. But it's so

00:54:24.730 --> 00:54:26.869
good. Man, I'll tell you, if you want good Italian

00:54:26.869 --> 00:54:29.610
sausage, Corollos, you don't hear about them

00:54:29.610 --> 00:54:31.489
that much, they're the best. Hey, I'm sorry,

00:54:31.550 --> 00:54:37.769
go ahead with football. Oh, no. But no, yeah,

00:54:37.769 --> 00:54:40.929
they just, and defensively, I think they're okay

00:54:40.929 --> 00:54:43.070
defensively. I mean, they just, like I said,

00:54:43.130 --> 00:54:45.420
they need to get off the field more. Yeah. They

00:54:45.420 --> 00:54:47.159
got off the field more. Yeah, you can't have

00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:49.059
the defense out there trying to win you football

00:54:49.059 --> 00:54:53.139
games. I mean, you at least have a compromise.

00:54:53.420 --> 00:54:56.619
The offense ain't doing nothing to help the defense.

00:54:56.820 --> 00:54:59.039
I mean, the defense. You get the defense worn

00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:01.760
out that way. They haven't had a sack in 12 quarters.

00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.300
Is that by design? Or is that because they're

00:55:05.300 --> 00:55:08.920
just not getting in? I hope it's by design. I

00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:12.110
would hope so, too. I mean, I. I just don't see

00:55:12.110 --> 00:55:16.750
95 back there as much as last year. We need to

00:55:16.750 --> 00:55:19.190
trade. He's declining, and they need to trade

00:55:19.190 --> 00:55:21.750
him to a separate team like, I don't know, the

00:55:21.750 --> 00:55:24.929
Titans or somebody. Yeah. Somebody can use, but

00:55:24.929 --> 00:55:27.969
it's like he just, I don't know, he doesn't have

00:55:27.969 --> 00:55:32.570
that. That attitude like you used to like 50

00:55:32.570 --> 00:55:35.010
grand to put in a good word for him Oh, yeah,

00:55:35.010 --> 00:55:37.389
Chris Jones is the guy. Oh, yeah, you need to

00:55:37.389 --> 00:55:44.150
get him. We're gonna start winning Yeah Yeah,

00:55:44.150 --> 00:55:45.809
well there's no legal problem she's gonna need

00:55:45.809 --> 00:55:51.610
that 50 and I will I Mean I'd say maybe Give

00:55:51.610 --> 00:55:54.469
Andy another year run, but they need to start

00:55:54.469 --> 00:55:57.369
thinking about life after Andy Reid. Yeah. Yes,

00:55:57.369 --> 00:55:59.750
they do. And it may be coming quicker than we

00:55:59.750 --> 00:56:02.670
think. Sometimes all it takes is a season like

00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:04.050
this for him to look in the mirror and go, you

00:56:04.050 --> 00:56:06.369
know what, I've done everything. And it's like

00:56:06.369 --> 00:56:11.750
I said, I mean, Mahomes, we should be seeing

00:56:11.750 --> 00:56:15.670
primetime Mahomes. I agree. He's already managing.

00:56:16.070 --> 00:56:20.050
I mean. The thing is, if he's managing it, it's

00:56:20.050 --> 00:56:25.230
sporadic and horrible. Exactly. I mean, I don't

00:56:25.230 --> 00:56:27.130
know what's up, but it's just like I don't ever

00:56:27.130 --> 00:56:30.730
remember Brett Favre or Marino, all those guys

00:56:30.730 --> 00:56:34.010
just shying away from what they were, and that

00:56:34.010 --> 00:56:37.309
was Mahomes has a cannon for an arm, but now

00:56:37.309 --> 00:56:40.650
he can't. It's like he's either overthrown or

00:56:40.650 --> 00:56:44.010
he's just acting a fool going all over the place.

00:56:44.329 --> 00:56:48.679
Yeah, he always looks uncertain. anymore. He's

00:56:48.679 --> 00:56:50.659
not exactly sure what's going to go on and what's

00:56:50.659 --> 00:56:53.139
supposed to happen. He used to be like, I'm going

00:56:53.139 --> 00:56:54.739
to make this happen. It's not that I'm going

00:56:54.739 --> 00:56:56.880
to make that happen. Now it's just like, oh God,

00:56:57.000 --> 00:56:58.840
what's going on? What's happening? Isn't that

00:56:58.840 --> 00:57:00.880
scheme? If you have a great scheme, you come

00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:02.860
out confident. You go, oh yeah, we're going to

00:57:02.860 --> 00:57:05.019
do this. Look at this, man. We can do this. If

00:57:05.019 --> 00:57:06.760
he's not sure, he's going to have that look like,

00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:10.960
what does he want me to do? I think it's a little

00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:16.519
bit like Matt Nagy. He's okay, but he's not there

00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.139
directing and telling them, hey, try to do this.

00:57:19.219 --> 00:57:23.679
Why are you doing that? I mean, that's why I

00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:28.519
run a deli now. And a damn good deli, too. Football

00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:30.800
team do way too much work. What's your favorite

00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:35.099
sandwich that you guys make? Our number one is

00:57:35.099 --> 00:57:38.840
really good. Number one. We also make our chicken

00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:42.280
parm, and we make our tang steak as well. Ooh,

00:57:42.300 --> 00:57:47.980
Italian steak. Too bad I ate. I'll get that next

00:57:47.980 --> 00:57:52.659
time. On Saturdays and Sundays, we do a Sicilian

00:57:52.659 --> 00:57:56.559
-style pizza that my dad does. You do? And then

00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:59.599
pasta is available on the weekends as well. I'm

00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:03.909
going to have to call in sick. Definitely. Oh,

00:58:03.909 --> 00:58:06.090
shit, some people listen. I was just joking.

00:58:06.170 --> 00:58:09.570
I'd never do that. Never, ever. Hell no. Nuh

00:58:09.570 --> 00:58:12.570
-uh. I'm there. You know me. Anyhow, go ahead.

00:58:13.889 --> 00:58:22.469
Yeah. Yeah, sorry. You know, I think, to me,

00:58:22.670 --> 00:58:25.630
all right, we can make the playoffs. We have

00:58:25.630 --> 00:58:28.309
a path. Still, it sucks. I don't think we're

00:58:28.309 --> 00:58:30.920
going to do it, but we could. And if we do, it's...

00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:33.320
I don't know if I want us to do it. I want them

00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:35.420
to sit out. I think so, too. And think about

00:58:35.420 --> 00:58:38.659
it. I mean, because I think if we do go in there,

00:58:38.780 --> 00:58:41.719
we're... Get embarrassed. Yeah, either the first

00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:45.559
or first game, maybe, possibly the second. But

00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:50.800
I just... This team isn't playoff... Yeah, they're

00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:53.940
not strong enough. No, it isn't. They'll lose

00:58:53.940 --> 00:58:57.579
somewhere in there. But it's just... That's a

00:58:57.579 --> 00:58:59.039
whole thing that doesn't make sense. How do we

00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:02.199
go from being number one, going to the playoffs

00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:04.619
these last three years, now all of a sudden we're

00:59:04.619 --> 00:59:07.099
at the bottom of the boat? Well, that's some

00:59:07.099 --> 00:59:09.559
of the scheme I would attribute a lot of that

00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:11.820
to coaching. Yeah. I mean, how else do you decline

00:59:11.820 --> 00:59:14.320
like that so much? And like I said, I mean, I'm

00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:18.019
not going to put on Spagnolo, but. Well, I got

00:59:18.019 --> 00:59:20.539
a fact for you. You can look this up. We are

00:59:20.539 --> 00:59:24.760
one point better on giving up points this year

00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:27.409
than we were last year. 19 is our average this

00:59:27.409 --> 00:59:31.210
year. 20 was our average last year. Yeah. But

00:59:31.210 --> 00:59:34.469
we're 6 -6. And last year up to this point, we

00:59:34.469 --> 00:59:38.070
lost one game. Wow. 11 -1. Lack of execution

00:59:38.070 --> 00:59:40.289
is a big problem. That doesn't make enough sense.

00:59:40.449 --> 00:59:43.590
Yeah. We got virtually the same personnel. Well,

00:59:43.590 --> 00:59:45.650
and I was going to actually just say that next,

00:59:45.750 --> 00:59:48.110
too. I mean, that's a thing. Everybody else got

00:59:48.110 --> 00:59:50.449
better. How can we beat the Chiefs? Let's figure

00:59:50.449 --> 00:59:52.570
it out, you know. That's another point. Everybody

00:59:52.570 --> 00:59:55.300
tempered their game to beat us. We were the gold

00:59:55.300 --> 00:59:58.639
standard, and they want to beat us. I mean, why

00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:01.880
didn't they go out and try to get a receiver

01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:05.460
or try to get another weapon somewhere? I mean,

01:00:05.539 --> 01:00:08.880
everybody was like, oh, we got to, you know,

01:00:08.900 --> 01:00:10.960
they kept on saying, oh, we're going to get Rasheed

01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.320
Rice back. We're going to get Worthy back. No,

01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.480
no, and I fell on board, too. I was like, oh,

01:00:15.579 --> 01:00:17.639
that's so speedy. How could you go wrong? I mean,

01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:19.760
I was kind of like, okay, yeah, maybe it could

01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:25.059
work, but, man, they're just not. They're not

01:00:25.059 --> 01:00:27.139
there. And then, like, Hollywood, that guy needs

01:00:27.139 --> 01:00:29.519
– I've told you that. He needs to go. He made

01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.079
too many mistakes. The Jacksonville game. Yeah.

01:00:32.179 --> 01:00:35.500
They were making that comeback, and Mahomes threw

01:00:35.500 --> 01:00:37.960
it. Well, they were driving down the field. He

01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:39.960
threw it. Didn't even turn around and hit him

01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:41.420
in the back of the home. Oh, I remember that.

01:00:41.699 --> 01:00:45.840
Yeah. And then the Denver game, he – I think

01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:48.019
it was before halftime. He went – he should have

01:00:48.019 --> 01:00:50.179
gone out of bounds, and he stayed in bounds trying

01:00:50.179 --> 01:00:53.179
to – Yeah. And Mahomes – or Andy Reid was like

01:00:53.179 --> 01:00:55.449
– telling them, like, come out of bounds. You

01:00:55.449 --> 01:00:57.750
know, it's like, you know, why are you making

01:00:57.750 --> 01:01:00.110
these mistakes? You see, he was set to go to

01:01:00.110 --> 01:01:02.690
Baltimore, and I was all for it. Yeah. I would

01:01:02.690 --> 01:01:05.849
have been happier if they would have kept Hopkins.

01:01:06.309 --> 01:01:08.030
I was getting ready to go there. I was like,

01:01:08.070 --> 01:01:11.590
I would have taken Hopkins over that bozo. Yeah,

01:01:11.590 --> 01:01:15.409
they just need to do a complete rehaul of the

01:01:15.409 --> 01:01:19.829
offense. And I just hope if they do get another

01:01:19.829 --> 01:01:23.420
offensive coordinator that it's – Is Andy Reid

01:01:23.420 --> 01:01:26.340
going to let them run? You're not going to give

01:01:26.340 --> 01:01:29.159
the enemy back. No, no. I don't think they need

01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:31.420
me. They don't need the enemy. I think they need

01:01:31.420 --> 01:01:34.280
somebody fresh in there, get a fresh voice. I

01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:36.260
got a question for you. Andy Reid needs to let

01:01:36.260 --> 01:01:39.500
them do. What's his name over there in Cincinnati?

01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:42.519
There's rumors that they're done with Taylor

01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.340
is his last name. Their head coach? Yeah. Zach

01:01:45.340 --> 01:01:48.260
Taylor? Zach Taylor, yeah. There's rumors about

01:01:48.260 --> 01:01:50.480
they're unhappy with him, which I don't know

01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:52.599
why. I mean, they should be unhappy with Burrow

01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:54.679
getting hurt all the time. Man, Burrow came in

01:01:54.679 --> 01:01:57.760
looking awesome. He would go back to being a

01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:00.440
coordinator. I'd love to see him in Kansas City.

01:02:01.079 --> 01:02:03.719
Oh, is he an offensive coordinator original?

01:02:04.320 --> 01:02:06.440
I believe he was, wasn't he? I don't think he

01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:09.480
was a defensive guy, was he? I believe he was

01:02:09.480 --> 01:02:13.199
an offensive coordinator. If I'm wrong, I apologize,

01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:18.690
but that's what I thought. I think someone like

01:02:18.690 --> 01:02:21.590
that would be a great fit for Kansas City. Look

01:02:21.590 --> 01:02:24.869
what he does with Burrow. Yeah, exactly. Shoot,

01:02:25.590 --> 01:02:29.090
you got Mahomes. I mean, Mahomes. That's what

01:02:29.090 --> 01:02:31.329
I'm saying. If they maybe get somebody fresh

01:02:31.329 --> 01:02:34.630
in there, and hopefully if Andy Reid would say,

01:02:34.750 --> 01:02:39.130
okay, here. But who knows? Because as of the

01:02:39.130 --> 01:02:40.710
point right now, we don't know who's calling

01:02:40.710 --> 01:02:43.349
plays or who's not. Yeah, not really telling

01:02:43.349 --> 01:02:45.900
us. Yeah, if they get a fresh voice in there,

01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:54.820
let them do something more. Sorry, we're keeping

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01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:47.519
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01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:50.360
for this evening. I have one burning question

01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:53.699
for you all. Do people really skip around the

01:03:53.699 --> 01:04:12.820
Maypole? If he could, just be a head coach. Stop

01:04:12.820 --> 01:04:15.280
being – I'm not sure if that's in his blood.

01:04:15.300 --> 01:04:18.239
No, no, no, it's not. It's not. Yeah, I mean,

01:04:18.300 --> 01:04:23.159
see, I was trying to think. There's a lot of

01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:26.719
young guys coming up that have a fresh idea on

01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:29.219
stuff. But one of the things is, is how hard

01:04:29.219 --> 01:04:31.559
is it going to be to coach this out of my homes

01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:34.489
now? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's – I don't know

01:04:34.489 --> 01:04:36.429
how much work they did when they got him because

01:04:36.429 --> 01:04:39.090
everybody was just completely all over the Chiefs

01:04:39.090 --> 01:04:41.250
for picking him. And that's what I'm saying.

01:04:41.329 --> 01:04:43.489
I mean, if they can let whoever comes in there

01:04:43.489 --> 01:04:47.070
maybe, you know, give them a new voice to maybe

01:04:47.070 --> 01:04:52.329
say, hey, try doing this or do that. But something

01:04:52.329 --> 01:04:55.969
you brought up earlier, Mark, is that the Patriots

01:04:55.969 --> 01:04:58.969
had their long, long run because they kept changing

01:04:58.969 --> 01:05:02.130
as a team. Yes. And Brady changed as a quarterback.

01:05:02.860 --> 01:05:05.719
And also, Brady listened to Belichick, too. They

01:05:05.719 --> 01:05:08.659
ran the ball when Belichick said so. I'm not

01:05:08.659 --> 01:05:11.019
sure if that happens with Mahomes. Yeah, absolutely.

01:05:11.699 --> 01:05:18.679
That's a thing. I mean, it used to be when Mahomes

01:05:18.679 --> 01:05:20.599
first was coming up, Andy Reid would be right

01:05:20.599 --> 01:05:22.420
next to him. They would be sitting there, you

01:05:22.420 --> 01:05:26.539
know, looking at the play or whatever. Now you

01:05:26.539 --> 01:05:28.639
don't see that no more. No, you're right. Now

01:05:28.639 --> 01:05:32.329
he comes over there, but it's like, And you read,

01:05:32.409 --> 01:05:36.150
I mean, Mahomes ain't, you know, it's... I started

01:05:36.150 --> 01:05:38.269
getting concerned where they're saying, yeah,

01:05:38.369 --> 01:05:41.329
Mahomes and Kelsey go home and they make up these

01:05:41.329 --> 01:05:43.090
plays at home and then they bring them in and

01:05:43.090 --> 01:05:44.730
present them and we put them in the game plan.

01:05:44.969 --> 01:05:48.130
Yeah. It's like, isn't that giving a little too

01:05:48.130 --> 01:05:49.409
much power to Mahomes and Kelsey? That's what

01:05:49.409 --> 01:05:52.429
I thought when I heard that too. We're not seeing

01:05:52.429 --> 01:05:54.809
that anymore. And I mean, even Kelsey, that's

01:05:54.809 --> 01:05:58.510
a whole other thing. I mean, you don't see that

01:05:58.510 --> 01:06:00.929
fire in his eyes. No, not at all. No, you don't.

01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:03.699
I think he's thinking about his wedding with

01:06:03.699 --> 01:06:07.039
Taylor. Yeah, I think he's – Well, he's our leading

01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:09.619
receiver. Is he really? Rice is going to take

01:06:09.619 --> 01:06:11.699
him over. Rice is going to take him over. He's

01:06:11.699 --> 01:06:16.019
getting closer. But Rice may have well over 1

01:06:16.019 --> 01:06:18.000
,000 yards by the time the season's over, which

01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:20.719
is insane for missing six games. As much as he

01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:24.940
did. And, I mean, he's looking all right. He

01:06:24.940 --> 01:06:28.739
ain't looking like nothing. At this point, I

01:06:28.739 --> 01:06:30.820
don't think no team looks at the Chiefs and says,

01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:33.760
okay, how are we going to do this? No, they're

01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:36.480
not. They watch the game play. I've got a question

01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:38.699
a little bit different right now, though. Okay,

01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:40.940
if not the Chiefs, who do you want to see get

01:06:40.940 --> 01:06:44.400
there and win it? We want AFC. Fuck that AFC.

01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:49.340
Agreed? Right. Fuck that AFC. All right, it's

01:06:49.340 --> 01:06:56.780
got to be AFC. So, go ahead. AFC. What's the

01:06:56.780 --> 01:07:00.480
pitcher look like? Denver's the one seed right

01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:04.619
now. No, no, no, fuck them. I don't think they

01:07:04.619 --> 01:07:10.019
would. They're not quite. The Patriots look good,

01:07:10.059 --> 01:07:14.539
but I don't want them to win. The Patriots, yes.

01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:17.719
Patriots, like Indianapolis, they look good.

01:07:17.980 --> 01:07:20.599
Indianapolis looks good, but I don't know because

01:07:20.599 --> 01:07:24.710
they have, what's his name, Jones at the. But

01:07:24.710 --> 01:07:27.570
haven't they started to kind of taper off a little

01:07:27.570 --> 01:07:29.750
bit? They lost their last two games. Yeah, they

01:07:29.750 --> 01:07:32.389
lost the last two. Yeah, Texans and the Chiefs.

01:07:32.409 --> 01:07:35.769
Yep. Texas, aren't they still in the hunt? They're

01:07:35.769 --> 01:07:38.670
ahead of us right now. They're 7 -5. We're 6

01:07:38.670 --> 01:07:42.480
-6. Wow. Yeah, I think the Texans are currently

01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:44.860
the leader in that division. They took over from

01:07:44.860 --> 01:07:50.079
Jacksonville. Yeah, and we play Texans head -to

01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:52.480
-head this week. So, I mean, if they want to

01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.599
do it, it's got to definitely start this week.

01:07:54.639 --> 01:07:57.320
And if it doesn't, then, you know, I'd say take

01:07:57.320 --> 01:07:59.380
Mahomes out the rest of the season, whether he

01:07:59.380 --> 01:08:01.420
likes it or not. He can go over there and pout.

01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:04.019
He can cry, whatever. I don't give a shit. But

01:08:04.019 --> 01:08:05.960
he comes out, he gets rested, whether he likes

01:08:05.960 --> 01:08:10.369
it or not. And, I mean, NFC side of it, I mean,

01:08:10.369 --> 01:08:13.670
shoot, maybe Dallas might make a little push

01:08:13.670 --> 01:08:16.829
at the playoffs. I've got two picks against Dallas.

01:08:17.050 --> 01:08:19.609
I thought that was the funniest thing all this

01:08:19.609 --> 01:08:22.609
beginning of the season, every time that Jerry

01:08:22.609 --> 01:08:24.689
Jones, oh, we're just a player away from making

01:08:24.689 --> 01:08:26.789
the playoffs, we're being one of the best defense.

01:08:27.229 --> 01:08:31.390
But, shoot, now, I mean, they beat the defending

01:08:31.390 --> 01:08:33.390
champions, the Eagles, and then they beat the

01:08:33.390 --> 01:08:39.039
Chiefs. My theory is two things. They have Dak

01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:43.060
Prescott, who eventually will mess it up. Oh,

01:08:43.060 --> 01:08:48.920
yeah. And then Ryan Schottenheimer and Jerry

01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:52.899
Jones. That is a triple combination of something

01:08:52.899 --> 01:08:57.699
going wrong somewhere. But the thing is, I don't

01:08:57.699 --> 01:09:01.579
care who you would get in Dallas, Jerry Jones,

01:09:01.779 --> 01:09:04.529
he's in the mix of everything. Yeah, I never.

01:09:04.569 --> 01:09:06.250
That's the number one problem. Why would you

01:09:06.250 --> 01:09:08.449
take that job? Yeah. You're always going to get

01:09:08.449 --> 01:09:11.390
shut down like Mike Parsons, Micah Parsons. Like

01:09:11.390 --> 01:09:16.189
Mike Holger. Holger was, I mean, I remember when

01:09:16.189 --> 01:09:18.310
he was in Green Bay. I know towards the end it

01:09:18.310 --> 01:09:21.750
got kind of bad for him, but, I mean, he's a

01:09:21.750 --> 01:09:24.670
decent coach. He's the one that had Andy Reid

01:09:24.670 --> 01:09:27.409
on his staff. Yep. You know, I mean, he found

01:09:27.409 --> 01:09:31.390
him and said, this guy's got some talent. You

01:09:31.390 --> 01:09:33.609
know, and then Andy Reid pretty much surpassed

01:09:33.609 --> 01:09:37.949
him by far. Holmgren went to the Super Bowl two

01:09:37.949 --> 01:09:41.069
times, and then in Seattle he was fair, if I

01:09:41.069 --> 01:09:43.869
remember correctly. He won one, lost one. Oh,

01:09:43.869 --> 01:09:47.630
I'm sorry. Did I say Mark? I meant McCarthy.

01:09:48.109 --> 01:09:50.970
McCarthy. Oh, McCarthy. Oh, yeah. Dallas, yeah.

01:09:51.170 --> 01:09:53.289
That's all. I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, no. That's

01:09:53.289 --> 01:09:56.470
fine. Okay. No, yeah. When he was in Green Bay,

01:09:56.590 --> 01:09:58.739
he was doing all right. And they were both in

01:09:58.739 --> 01:10:01.460
Green Bay, Holmgren and McCarthy. Yeah. Yeah,

01:10:01.500 --> 01:10:05.739
Mike McCarthy. Mike McCarthy, he started out

01:10:05.739 --> 01:10:07.960
good, but he lost the team somehow. Yeah. I remember

01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:09.699
he'd come out rolling, and everyone was making

01:10:09.699 --> 01:10:12.819
fun of him. He can't do it. And he'd come out,

01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:15.279
and they were playing really hard. And I think

01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:21.479
it was Dak. But just Dallas, it's so much drama

01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:25.460
there. I don't think they'll ever get to the

01:10:25.460 --> 01:10:27.760
Super Bowl again because of Jerry Johnson. Yeah,

01:10:27.819 --> 01:10:31.500
absolutely. He has such a need for control that

01:10:31.500 --> 01:10:39.399
he'll screw up the team doing it. Oh, and then

01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:41.880
the Bears. The Bears are looking. I think they

01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:45.439
can make a good. Push that in. I was actually

01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:47.760
kind of surprised about that. They got the number

01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:49.779
one seed. And guess who's their running back

01:10:49.779 --> 01:10:54.180
coach? Yeah, I know. We talked about that. Yeah.

01:10:55.260 --> 01:10:57.579
But, I mean, to our defense, everybody passed

01:10:57.579 --> 01:11:01.020
on him. Except for Chicago. That's weird. I can't

01:11:01.020 --> 01:11:02.899
believe everybody did that. He actually went

01:11:02.899 --> 01:11:06.020
to college to get back in the pros. And the guys

01:11:06.020 --> 01:11:08.619
had nothing but success. I don't know what's

01:11:08.619 --> 01:11:11.000
going on there. It's weird. It is weird. It's

01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:13.560
very weird. I mean, does he get drunk and run

01:11:13.560 --> 01:11:15.579
around the halls naked or some shit that we don't

01:11:15.579 --> 01:11:17.539
know about? What did you hear about when he was

01:11:17.539 --> 01:11:20.819
in Washington? You know, he was in Washington.

01:11:20.979 --> 01:11:24.260
Yeah, yeah. I think he was offensive coordinator

01:11:24.260 --> 01:11:28.159
maybe. Yeah, he had to get a step up. Yeah, he

01:11:28.159 --> 01:11:31.619
had to do a lateral move. He wouldn't go down.

01:11:31.699 --> 01:11:34.840
So he'd be an offensive coordinator. And the

01:11:34.840 --> 01:11:38.720
players, they didn't like how hard his practices

01:11:38.720 --> 01:11:43.479
were. Mm -hmm. Yeah, and he was also hurting

01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:47.180
a lot of feelings. I mean, he was very blunt

01:11:47.180 --> 01:11:49.319
with his language, and he yelled a lot, and he

01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:53.020
hurt a lot of people's feelings. And the chief's

01:11:53.020 --> 01:11:54.979
attitude was... They're big boys. They make a

01:11:54.979 --> 01:11:58.359
lot of money. Yeah, yeah. Mahomes was the one

01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:00.439
who said, you know, what we liked about the enemy

01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.899
is he killed us accountable. He wouldn't let

01:12:02.899 --> 01:12:06.140
anyone get away with anything. And it was tough,

01:12:06.140 --> 01:12:07.979
and we didn't like it, but it helped us as a

01:12:07.979 --> 01:12:10.880
team. And I think that's what we're lacking now

01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:14.840
is nobody's. That's okay, buddy. We'll get him

01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:18.520
next time. Exactly, exactly. Come here, Patrick.

01:12:18.760 --> 01:12:24.500
It's not your fault. I think that's what this

01:12:24.500 --> 01:12:27.380
team is missing on the offensive side of it.

01:12:27.399 --> 01:12:30.609
Nobody's doing that. Yeah. But you were mentioning

01:12:30.609 --> 01:12:34.350
earlier about the Patriots, how they were always

01:12:34.350 --> 01:12:36.970
rebuilding their staff or whatever. That's another

01:12:36.970 --> 01:12:39.189
thing. The Chiefs, I think they have the same

01:12:39.189 --> 01:12:42.489
exact staff, everything. I know. It really helps

01:12:42.489 --> 01:12:45.189
the other teams figure you out. Yes, I agree.

01:12:45.489 --> 01:12:48.970
I think after a certain amount of success, you

01:12:48.970 --> 01:12:53.189
push the staff to get another job somewhere higher

01:12:53.189 --> 01:12:55.329
up, and then you replace them with the people

01:12:55.329 --> 01:12:58.619
that were working for them. or someone completely

01:12:58.619 --> 01:13:01.100
different for different ideas. And that's, I

01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:03.359
agree, that's what's not happening with the Chiefs

01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:06.060
is no innovative ideas to how to use all the

01:13:06.060 --> 01:13:09.399
talent. Yeah. I mean, the slant pass was working

01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:13.819
so well. Why did they take it away? That's a

01:13:13.819 --> 01:13:16.359
good question. The little dump off was working

01:13:16.359 --> 01:13:19.500
well. The little over the offensive, or the defensive

01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:23.090
lineman. over to Kelsey in the middle was working.

01:13:23.329 --> 01:13:26.369
It was disrupting them coming in and teeing off

01:13:26.369 --> 01:13:30.689
on Mahomes. And I know a lot of people, we have

01:13:30.689 --> 01:13:33.689
Tyreek Hill, he was able to, yeah, he was fast,

01:13:33.930 --> 01:13:36.350
but - We also won two Super Bowls without him.

01:13:36.409 --> 01:13:39.810
Yeah, exactly. And Miami has won none with him.

01:13:39.949 --> 01:13:42.649
Right, right, and now he's injured. So when he

01:13:42.649 --> 01:13:45.609
comes back, I don't think he's gonna - He keeps

01:13:45.609 --> 01:13:48.010
putting up messages on X that's not going to

01:13:48.010 --> 01:13:52.010
be very good for him. He put up something the

01:13:52.010 --> 01:13:53.890
other day and said it's time to go home. Yeah.

01:13:54.130 --> 01:13:56.130
People assumed he was here, but he's from Oklahoma,

01:13:56.189 --> 01:13:58.270
isn't he? He could be talking about that. Yeah.

01:13:58.289 --> 01:14:00.470
Yeah, he could be talking about Oklahoma. Yeah,

01:14:00.590 --> 01:14:03.569
I hope they don't. I mean. No, they're not going

01:14:03.569 --> 01:14:04.930
to. They have a chance. An injury like that,

01:14:05.010 --> 01:14:06.649
a wide receiver, you're supposed to be one of

01:14:06.649 --> 01:14:09.029
the fastest guys in the league. I don't think

01:14:09.029 --> 01:14:10.970
he's coming back. Number one, he's, what, 32,

01:14:11.170 --> 01:14:14.399
33? Right. And he had a major injury. And he's

01:14:14.399 --> 01:14:18.279
a short guy? No. And he bad -mouthed us so much.

01:14:18.500 --> 01:14:19.920
That's the biggest thing right there. That's

01:14:19.920 --> 01:14:24.079
like we were talking, too. What about Scadaboo?

01:14:24.819 --> 01:14:29.180
Yeah. He had a leg and ankle injury, kind of

01:14:29.180 --> 01:14:32.750
like Dak Prescott had. You're a running back.

01:14:32.810 --> 01:14:35.409
You've got to plant that foot all the time. That

01:14:35.409 --> 01:14:38.810
sucks. He was so good, too. And he was a power

01:14:38.810 --> 01:14:40.670
guy. Yeah, they're going around with signs going

01:14:40.670 --> 01:14:44.329
Shaquan Who and all that stuff. And then he goes

01:14:44.329 --> 01:14:47.710
down like, oh, forget it. You have to fly him

01:14:47.710 --> 01:14:49.630
off to Germany for some of those special stem

01:14:49.630 --> 01:14:52.649
cells. Stem cells. For the really important players.

01:14:52.869 --> 01:14:55.300
Right. They'll heal you in a week. It worked

01:14:55.300 --> 01:14:59.159
on Eddie Van Halen and Tony Iommi. It did. Stem

01:14:59.159 --> 01:15:00.760
cells, yeah, they had this arthritic condition,

01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:03.359
both of them. The first guy to get it was Eddie

01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:06.699
Van Halen, and he couldn't play. He's like, this

01:15:06.699 --> 01:15:09.560
can't fucking happen. I got to play. So he went

01:15:09.560 --> 01:15:11.760
to Germany. He found this stem cell guy. If what

01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:13.680
I read is correct, I think it is. I read it in

01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:15.659
enough outlets. And he had these injections.

01:15:16.250 --> 01:15:18.430
His hands got better, and he came back playing

01:15:18.430 --> 01:15:21.050
just as good as ever. Really? Tony Almey had

01:15:21.050 --> 01:15:22.810
the same thing happen. He's freaking out. Eddie

01:15:22.810 --> 01:15:24.590
Van Halen found out about it and called him because

01:15:24.590 --> 01:15:27.029
they're best friends. You know, Black Sabbath

01:15:27.029 --> 01:15:29.770
started him off with a tour. Okay. It had him

01:15:29.770 --> 01:15:32.170
opening for him and really got him over the top,

01:15:32.270 --> 01:15:36.319
you know. Wow. Alex Life's in a rush, too. Yeah,

01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:38.399
that's right. I forgot. Alex Lifeson. They quit

01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:41.479
touring because Alex Lifeson said, my hands are

01:15:41.479 --> 01:15:43.420
deteriorating to the point where I can't play

01:15:43.420 --> 01:15:45.859
well enough to suit myself, so I don't want to

01:15:45.859 --> 01:15:48.020
play anymore. And then in the meantime, Neil

01:15:48.020 --> 01:15:50.260
Peart died. But now they've replaced him. And

01:15:50.260 --> 01:15:52.560
suddenly Alex Lifeson is fine to go back on the

01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:54.539
road and tour. No, he had something like that

01:15:54.539 --> 01:15:56.760
happen. He had something done. He didn't tell

01:15:56.760 --> 01:15:59.119
anyone. I remember that. He said, I just can't

01:15:59.119 --> 01:16:01.779
do it anymore. I didn't know that about Eddie

01:16:01.779 --> 01:16:05.180
Van Halen. I told you I was a huge fan. Huge

01:16:05.180 --> 01:16:08.140
Van Halen fan. That was my very first concert

01:16:08.140 --> 01:16:11.920
I ever went to at Camper Arena. Steven Tyler

01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:14.140
of Aerosmith. Remember when he blew his voice

01:16:14.140 --> 01:16:17.659
out? Oh, he'll never sing again. And then all

01:16:17.659 --> 01:16:19.560
of a sudden, well, he might be able to sing once,

01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:22.859
but never tour again. Yeah, he's back to himself.

01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:27.020
He got those magic stem cells. Pete Townsend.

01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:30.880
He blew his ears out. He couldn't hear anymore,

01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:33.600
and he stepped down. A year later, he came back.

01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:36.279
Everything's fine. Wow. Yeah, there's magic.

01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:39.899
There's medicine available to them that is not

01:16:39.899 --> 01:16:41.859
available to them. Roger Daltrey is going deaf

01:16:41.859 --> 01:16:44.239
and blind. Pink Townsend's the one that happens.

01:16:44.340 --> 01:16:48.619
No, he is. He's retiring. Pink Floyd, yeah. No,

01:16:49.260 --> 01:16:52.340
no, no, The Who. Oh, The Who, yeah. Pink Floyd's

01:16:52.340 --> 01:16:57.600
a whole other story. Those dimwits. That's Roger

01:16:57.600 --> 01:17:01.380
Waters and David Gilmour on that one. Yeah. Oh,

01:17:01.460 --> 01:17:03.909
Brian Setzer. He had that autoimmune disease

01:17:03.909 --> 01:17:06.149
that took away his ability to play guitar, and

01:17:06.149 --> 01:17:08.869
he figured, I'll never play again. Now he's all

01:17:08.869 --> 01:17:10.189
better, and he's about to play again. I'd forgotten

01:17:10.189 --> 01:17:13.350
all about that. Yep. He used to be at the Stray

01:17:13.350 --> 01:17:16.170
Cats, and then he's got his own big band. Rockabilly.

01:17:16.649 --> 01:17:19.210
Oh, okay. Rock this town, rock this. Yeah, yeah,

01:17:19.310 --> 01:17:21.829
yeah. Stray Cats guy. Yeah, Brian Setzer. Yeah.

01:17:22.069 --> 01:17:23.909
Yep. All of a sudden, his hands are all better.

01:17:24.250 --> 01:17:29.180
Yeah. Wow. Yeah, amazing what little aborted

01:17:29.180 --> 01:17:31.819
babies can do for you. I don't think they're

01:17:31.819 --> 01:17:34.579
on the same health plan we are. No, that does

01:17:34.579 --> 01:17:37.859
not cover aborted fetuses. He's on the Senate

01:17:37.859 --> 01:17:40.159
health plan. The senators and the representatives,

01:17:40.199 --> 01:17:43.720
that congressional health care plan. Yeah, where

01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:48.439
they all fly over there and get it. Van Allen,

01:17:48.699 --> 01:17:53.300
again, who did you prefer, David or Sammy Agar?

01:17:54.030 --> 01:17:57.010
I think they wrote better music with Sammy, but

01:17:57.010 --> 01:17:58.789
it was more fun with Dave. If I were going to

01:17:58.789 --> 01:18:00.329
see him live, I'd want to see him with Dave.

01:18:00.630 --> 01:18:03.949
I was a David Lee Roth fan. I love their songs

01:18:03.949 --> 01:18:08.649
so much better. Sammy Hagar was good, but it

01:18:08.649 --> 01:18:11.369
wasn't my thing. They had too many harmonies

01:18:11.369 --> 01:18:13.649
and too many melodies. They lost the fun. They

01:18:13.649 --> 01:18:16.029
lost the fun, yeah. Yeah, the party fun band.

01:18:16.409 --> 01:18:18.229
All of a sudden, they were serious musicians.

01:18:18.609 --> 01:18:20.750
Alex Van Halen is a good brother. I read it,

01:18:20.770 --> 01:18:22.789
right? And he put it like this, and I agree with

01:18:22.789 --> 01:18:26.789
him. Sammy Hagar was furious. He goes, they did

01:18:26.789 --> 01:18:29.609
not mention me once. Alex Van Halen did not mention

01:18:29.609 --> 01:18:31.869
me once in the book. He said, well, he goes,

01:18:31.909 --> 01:18:34.989
quite frankly, the magic was gone after the original.

01:18:35.050 --> 01:18:37.590
line up left yeah and he met David Lee Roth then

01:18:37.590 --> 01:18:39.689
it was just a job then it was just a job yeah

01:18:39.689 --> 01:18:42.109
and I agree with him when he said that I'm like

01:18:42.109 --> 01:18:44.750
that puts it perfectly the magic was no longer

01:18:44.750 --> 01:18:47.170
there and that was 50 was one of their it was

01:18:47.170 --> 01:18:51.869
a great album but I like the high strut I don't

01:18:51.869 --> 01:18:53.909
like David Lee Roth now though yeah oh my god

01:18:53.909 --> 01:18:56.529
that guy's gotta give it up well I think I was

01:18:56.529 --> 01:19:00.390
telling you I mean I had a chance to see David

01:19:00.390 --> 01:19:06.489
Lee with with Van Halen, but that's when Mike

01:19:06.489 --> 01:19:11.449
Anthony didn't go on tour with Wolfgang. So I

01:19:11.449 --> 01:19:15.850
was like, that's not the original lineup. I would

01:19:15.850 --> 01:19:18.350
have liked to have seen the original lineup with

01:19:18.350 --> 01:19:22.109
David Lee, but I never got a chance. Wolfgang

01:19:22.109 --> 01:19:24.529
is a better musician than Michael Anthony, but

01:19:24.529 --> 01:19:27.850
I like Michael Anthony better. I mean, it's just

01:19:27.850 --> 01:19:29.710
the way it is. I mean, his heartbeat bass was

01:19:29.710 --> 01:19:34.590
what they needed. And Wolfgang is a great musician,

01:19:34.850 --> 01:19:37.109
better than, you know, much better than Michael

01:19:37.109 --> 01:19:39.789
Anthony. He probably didn't admit that, but the

01:19:39.789 --> 01:19:41.890
band needed him. Are they even, Van Halen, is

01:19:41.890 --> 01:19:47.470
it still going? No, Alex is retired. I read this

01:19:47.470 --> 01:19:52.270
from Wolfgang Van Halen, and Alex, this is in

01:19:52.270 --> 01:19:55.520
Alex's book, too. Okay. Okay. They were going

01:19:55.520 --> 01:19:58.359
to do a tribute show. Nuno Betancourt was going

01:19:58.359 --> 01:20:01.260
to handle, because I guess I found out that Nuno

01:20:01.260 --> 01:20:04.600
and Eddie were best friends. Okay. And I guess

01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:06.399
when Eddie was close to death, he said, hey,

01:20:06.460 --> 01:20:09.079
if you guys do anything, you know, like a tribute

01:20:09.079 --> 01:20:11.739
or something, I want you playing my part. And

01:20:11.739 --> 01:20:14.020
he said, yes, I will. And Nuno is good enough.

01:20:14.079 --> 01:20:18.260
I mean, Nuno is just insane how good he is. That

01:20:18.260 --> 01:20:20.359
was going to happen, right? And they said, well,

01:20:20.399 --> 01:20:22.619
we need David Lee Roth because they still hate

01:20:22.619 --> 01:20:24.840
Sammy and Sammy still hates them. They still,

01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:28.319
you know, spar verbally. David Lee Roth took

01:20:28.319 --> 01:20:31.579
and he said, and then Alex Van Halen said, all

01:20:31.579 --> 01:20:33.000
right, yeah, we're going to do this. We're going

01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:36.340
to go on tour as this tribute, okay? And then

01:20:36.340 --> 01:20:39.460
David Lee Roth said, okay, well, what, you know,

01:20:39.500 --> 01:20:41.239
what are we going to do on the tribute? So what

01:20:41.239 --> 01:20:44.939
we got to mention Eddie every, and he goes on

01:20:44.939 --> 01:20:47.640
every show and he goes, I'm not going to do that.

01:20:48.039 --> 01:20:50.380
You can look this up. It's in the book. And he

01:20:50.380 --> 01:20:53.180
goes, I'm not going to do that. And Alex was

01:20:53.180 --> 01:20:54.960
like, fuck you. Get out of here, prick. He goes,

01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:57.460
I don't even want to see you anymore. He did

01:20:57.460 --> 01:21:00.859
not want to talk about Eddie at least once when

01:21:00.859 --> 01:21:03.279
it's a tribute to him. Yeah, that's just nuts.

01:21:03.460 --> 01:21:06.520
I know. I was just like, what a fool of himself.

01:21:06.699 --> 01:21:10.220
And the guy looks like Skeletor. Sammy, with

01:21:10.220 --> 01:21:15.100
his band, I mean, they are. The Perfect Circle

01:21:15.100 --> 01:21:17.520
or something like that. Chickenfoot's another

01:21:17.520 --> 01:21:19.600
one. Chickenfoot is another one. Perfect Circle

01:21:19.600 --> 01:21:23.399
is one. And then he does several things. I don't

01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:26.020
think he's even solo anymore. No, no, no, he

01:21:26.020 --> 01:21:28.579
has a band. He's got Michael Anthony in it. Yeah,

01:21:28.579 --> 01:21:31.520
Michael Anthony tours. Jason Bonham was on drums.

01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:35.680
Yeah, now, who did it? Kenny Aronoff. Yeah, yeah.

01:21:36.239 --> 01:21:41.100
From John Mellencamp. They got rid of Jason Bonham.

01:21:41.140 --> 01:21:43.340
He was taking care of his ill mother, I think,

01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:45.000
wasn't it, right? Yeah, he had a lot of other

01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:47.100
responsibilities and things. So he was just like,

01:21:47.239 --> 01:21:50.000
he actually came back and said, you know, okay,

01:21:50.020 --> 01:21:52.140
I'm ready now. And then Sammy said, nah, it's

01:21:52.140 --> 01:21:54.640
all right, we already got somebody else. So Jason

01:21:54.640 --> 01:21:57.479
Bonham was like, well, okay, but, you know, that

01:21:57.479 --> 01:21:59.279
kind of hurts my feelings. That's another one.

01:21:59.300 --> 01:22:02.220
I wish Zeppelin would, because they were always

01:22:02.220 --> 01:22:04.840
talking about maybe that, and they said that

01:22:04.840 --> 01:22:07.680
his son, Jason, was. Well, I got the answer to

01:22:07.680 --> 01:22:12.039
that. Robert Plant finally talked about it a

01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:13.479
little bit because he wouldn't really address

01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:16.119
the subject before. He said, there is no way

01:22:16.119 --> 01:22:19.100
I could ever sing that ever again. So it's not

01:22:19.100 --> 01:22:21.920
possible. He doesn't even want to try it. Besides

01:22:21.920 --> 01:22:25.380
that, all that screaming and stuff, he would

01:22:25.380 --> 01:22:28.560
never be able to sing again. He was off key.

01:22:28.699 --> 01:22:32.579
I loved his stick. I loved his style and everything.

01:22:32.899 --> 01:22:38.279
But his voice was off key constantly. Definitely

01:22:38.279 --> 01:22:42.039
no auto -tune back then. He was like a very talented

01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:44.899
David Lee Roth. A friend of mine was telling

01:22:44.899 --> 01:22:49.640
me that he saw an interview with John Mellencamp.

01:22:50.880 --> 01:22:54.060
In this interview, I guess he said, because you

01:22:54.060 --> 01:22:56.460
know he cleaned up everything, but I guess he

01:22:56.460 --> 01:22:58.699
said the best music he wrote was when he was

01:22:58.699 --> 01:23:06.430
on drugs. Scott Weiland of STP said the same

01:23:06.430 --> 01:23:08.670
thing. He cleaned up the mirror into their album

01:23:08.670 --> 01:23:11.930
song. And I agree with him, too. When I heard

01:23:11.930 --> 01:23:15.010
that, I was like, wow, that probably makes a

01:23:15.010 --> 01:23:18.550
lot of sense. I mean, virtually every band after

01:23:18.550 --> 01:23:20.609
they cleaned up Motley Crue, they can't write

01:23:20.609 --> 01:23:22.609
a song to save their life right now. They have

01:23:22.609 --> 01:23:25.909
to use AI now. Yeah, they have to use AI. Motley

01:23:25.909 --> 01:23:28.630
Crue, that was a cool band. I saw them at Camper,

01:23:28.630 --> 01:23:31.050
too. Oh, I did, too. Did you see Whitesnake opening

01:23:31.050 --> 01:23:33.310
up for him? Was it that concert or was it the

01:23:33.310 --> 01:23:37.010
one before? Oh, man. Geez, I couldn't even tell

01:23:37.010 --> 01:23:38.850
you. There's Theater of Pain, then there's Dr.

01:23:39.069 --> 01:23:42.630
Feelgood. I think Whitesnake was Dr. Feelgood.

01:23:43.689 --> 01:23:45.829
Girls, Girls, Girls, I forgot who opened up.

01:23:45.930 --> 01:23:49.090
Whitesnake was David Cuffordell. He was the one

01:23:49.090 --> 01:23:52.489
with Here We Go Again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He came

01:23:52.489 --> 01:23:55.189
from Deep Purple. With the chick up on the BMW.

01:23:55.649 --> 01:24:00.239
Tawny Katane. Tawny Katane, yeah. Yeah. I wish

01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:01.939
I could have seen them. I had a chance to go

01:24:01.939 --> 01:24:05.100
see Whitesnake. Oh, he was really good in concert

01:24:05.100 --> 01:24:07.439
because he almost got as much time as Motley

01:24:07.439 --> 01:24:09.539
Crue because the audience demanded it. Right.

01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:11.560
They kept screaming and they had to come back

01:24:11.560 --> 01:24:13.140
out. There was nothing they could do. They weren't

01:24:13.140 --> 01:24:14.720
good. And then finally, it was just like, go

01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:16.039
back out and do a couple songs. You know, a band

01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:18.680
that I feel like kind of got overlooked a little

01:24:18.680 --> 01:24:21.920
bit was because they were all in that hair metal

01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:28.170
band era. Poison. Yeah, I feel like they were

01:24:28.170 --> 01:24:30.909
they were up there with I mean that they I know

01:24:30.909 --> 01:24:32.710
they're on the list But this seems like they

01:24:32.710 --> 01:24:34.729
their music kind of got overlooked from like

01:24:34.729 --> 01:24:38.550
Motley Crue. There's a certain I don't know if

01:24:38.550 --> 01:24:42.979
you call it prejudice the certain hype or something

01:24:42.979 --> 01:24:46.079
about a hairband. There's a certain stigma. Yeah,

01:24:46.119 --> 01:24:48.380
they tend to get dismissed. They get dismissed.

01:24:48.579 --> 01:24:50.800
Like, oh yeah, the ones that wore the tight pants.

01:24:51.460 --> 01:24:53.699
But the 80s, there was some, I mean, you had

01:24:53.699 --> 01:24:56.720
Europe. Yeah, it was great. I've got a Poison

01:24:56.720 --> 01:24:59.859
story. Oh, okay. Did you know that Slash auditioned

01:24:59.859 --> 01:25:03.420
for Poison? Yeah, I did. And he made, they even

01:25:03.420 --> 01:25:05.859
had a callback. Said, yeah, yeah, we want you

01:25:05.859 --> 01:25:08.920
back for a second audition. And he said, I didn't

01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:11.159
really like their music. But I could play it

01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:13.439
just fine. It was okay, but I wasn't really excited

01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:15.420
about it. He said the thing that turned me off

01:25:15.420 --> 01:25:18.380
and just basically turned my stomach was every

01:25:18.380 --> 01:25:20.720
concert, each member of the band steps up to

01:25:20.720 --> 01:25:24.020
the microphone and introduces himself. Hi, I'm...

01:25:24.199 --> 01:25:26.920
you know ricky rocket hi and he said the idea

01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:29.520
of walking up the microphone hi i'm slash it

01:25:29.520 --> 01:25:32.359
no i can't do it i don't i would rather not be

01:25:32.359 --> 01:25:34.539
in the band than have to do that that is cookie

01:25:34.539 --> 01:25:36.859
cutter crap right there that stuff yeah and he

01:25:36.859 --> 01:25:38.920
said on the way out the door he said here's this

01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:42.199
guy with pink hair and eyeliner and earrings

01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:45.380
all sorts of makeup that was cc deville and that

01:25:45.380 --> 01:25:47.140
was the guy they hired and their first album

01:25:47.140 --> 01:25:50.039
sold five million copies and slash said but you

01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:52.649
know what Guns N' Roses' first album sold 30

01:25:52.649 --> 01:25:54.569
million copies. Yeah, so you made the right choice.

01:25:55.270 --> 01:25:57.989
And also, another thing is, remember when they

01:25:57.989 --> 01:26:00.010
got rid of CeCe DeVille, they brought in Richie

01:26:00.010 --> 01:26:03.029
Cotsen? Yeah. And it sucked. It just fucking

01:26:03.029 --> 01:26:06.010
went under. They needed CeCe DeVille. They needed

01:26:06.010 --> 01:26:08.369
that simple guitar player with the easy rhythms

01:26:08.369 --> 01:26:10.689
and the look. A guy that used to jump on the

01:26:10.689 --> 01:26:12.750
ground and do circles and all that shit. That's

01:26:12.750 --> 01:26:14.989
what they needed. They didn't need anyone ultra,

01:26:15.029 --> 01:26:18.189
ultra, uber talented. They just needed someone

01:26:18.189 --> 01:26:20.789
to do some chords. Yeah. And that's about it.

01:26:20.949 --> 01:26:25.909
All right, guys. All right. Franco, thank you

01:26:25.909 --> 01:26:27.529
very much. Appreciate it. Yeah, it was great

01:26:27.529 --> 01:26:29.390
talking to you. Oh, this is Topher. Topher. Thank

01:26:29.390 --> 01:26:32.909
you. And I'm Mark, of course. Yeah. All right.

01:26:33.890 --> 01:26:38.390
I'll see you later. Good talking to you. He got

01:26:38.390 --> 01:26:41.130
us off on sports, bonus sports coverage, and

01:26:41.130 --> 01:26:43.149
then right back to the music crease. I started

01:26:43.149 --> 01:26:45.390
doing that. I was like, oh, shit. I thought halfway

01:26:45.390 --> 01:26:47.810
through, I'm like, this is a music show. I'm

01:26:47.810 --> 01:26:49.729
going to start heading that way. We had some

01:26:49.729 --> 01:26:52.189
overlap the other way. You know what? We did

01:26:52.189 --> 01:26:54.109
go into music on the other one. You know what?

01:26:54.250 --> 01:26:58.729
It's free. Yeah. It evens out. Yeah, it evens

01:26:58.729 --> 01:27:01.449
out. So there you go. Oh, I got a question. Yeah.

01:27:01.720 --> 01:27:03.539
Ms. Goldfinstein, what happened to her? She's

01:27:03.539 --> 01:27:05.739
no longer here. I hear you have the skinny on

01:27:05.739 --> 01:27:11.260
it. Yeah, yeah. As we understand it, she's been

01:27:11.260 --> 01:27:14.220
having troubles with this lawsuit she had against

01:27:14.220 --> 01:27:17.939
her former commanding officer in the, I think

01:27:17.939 --> 01:27:19.800
it was the Air Force that she was in. Yeah, I

01:27:19.800 --> 01:27:22.199
understand. She's highly decorated. Yeah, and

01:27:22.199 --> 01:27:24.920
she actually worked in the intelligence branch

01:27:24.920 --> 01:27:28.220
in the Air Force, and her commanding officer

01:27:28.220 --> 01:27:30.850
apparently, you know. was pressuring her for

01:27:30.850 --> 01:27:33.890
sex on the job. Yeah, it got pretty ugly. Yeah,

01:27:33.949 --> 01:27:37.210
and she had an ongoing lawsuit with him even

01:27:37.210 --> 01:27:43.029
after she was out of the service, etc. Some of

01:27:43.029 --> 01:27:44.850
the things I've heard is that there were a number

01:27:44.850 --> 01:27:48.050
of people who wanted her and her lawsuit to just

01:27:48.050 --> 01:27:51.689
go away quietly, and they couldn't buy her off

01:27:51.689 --> 01:27:56.029
because she yelled at walls and slammed chairs

01:27:56.029 --> 01:28:00.920
around. We have her on tape. Yeah. She tried

01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:03.239
to come shove art chairs around with us in them.

01:28:03.399 --> 01:28:06.640
Oh, yeah. Well, that wall over there, which is

01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:09.479
now Murmuration, part of City Market Coffee,

01:28:09.739 --> 01:28:12.079
she used to hate that wall. Oh, man. I don't

01:28:12.079 --> 01:28:13.960
know what that wall did to her, but it was bad.

01:28:14.140 --> 01:28:16.619
It was. Oh, yeah. She had a lot of anger towards

01:28:16.619 --> 01:28:19.159
that wall. I heard that she's doing reconnaissance

01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:23.100
work. Yeah, yeah. They really couldn't, like,

01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:27.960
silence her. No, she's way too crafty. She'd

01:28:27.960 --> 01:28:31.359
kill them all if she wanted to. She's a highly

01:28:31.359 --> 01:28:35.340
decorated assassin, I guess. Yeah, if you work

01:28:35.340 --> 01:28:37.720
in intelligence, you've got to learn how to take

01:28:37.720 --> 01:28:39.380
care of yourself and get out of bad situations.

01:28:39.380 --> 01:28:41.720
I've seen her high -kick that sign over there.

01:28:41.979 --> 01:28:45.260
Oh, yeah, that's up there. She was so mad. But

01:28:45.260 --> 01:28:48.560
I think right now they're just working on discrediting.

01:28:48.909 --> 01:28:51.069
Yeah, they're trying to ruin her image. When

01:28:51.069 --> 01:28:53.310
people know better, they know Miss Golfenstein

01:28:53.310 --> 01:28:56.970
and her heroic actions. Yeah, but I think eventually

01:28:56.970 --> 01:29:00.289
what will happen is she'll be listed as missing.

01:29:00.569 --> 01:29:03.229
Yes. And that's all we'll ever hear about it.

01:29:03.250 --> 01:29:05.430
And she did turn Rob into a capuchin monkey.

01:29:05.750 --> 01:29:08.329
Yeah. Yeah. That took some skill. Yeah, because

01:29:08.329 --> 01:29:12.390
she was winged on being a high priestess voodoo

01:29:12.390 --> 01:29:17.050
in New Orleans, around that area. And she heard

01:29:17.050 --> 01:29:18.869
us making fun of her. This is why we don't make

01:29:18.869 --> 01:29:21.210
sport of her anymore. It's because she turned

01:29:21.210 --> 01:29:24.050
Rob into a monkey. And Rob got beat up pretty

01:29:24.050 --> 01:29:26.149
bad because he wanted to sell Amway to the other

01:29:26.149 --> 01:29:28.609
monkeys. I mean, it was pretty bad. Yeah, it

01:29:28.609 --> 01:29:32.050
was an ugly thing. I mean, but Rob always wanted

01:29:32.050 --> 01:29:35.329
to be a diamond tier Amway, his capuchin monkey.

01:29:35.449 --> 01:29:37.270
And he had the perfect opportunity when he was

01:29:37.270 --> 01:29:40.979
changing. Yeah, get the little tiny. Pink Cadillac,

01:29:41.020 --> 01:29:44.399
monkey -sized Cadillac. Yes, and all that. No,

01:29:44.539 --> 01:29:47.520
the Great Apes, I guess, owned stock in Sam's

01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:49.840
Club and beat his ass with a switch for a while.

01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:52.159
I mean, yeah, that was pretty much it. I guess

01:29:52.159 --> 01:29:54.119
he could try Tupperware, but Tupperware's not

01:29:54.119 --> 01:29:56.180
even a thing anymore. If I was him, I'd do some

01:29:56.180 --> 01:29:58.100
research and see what the Great Apes are up to.

01:29:58.220 --> 01:30:00.060
Yeah. You know, because I wouldn't go in it blindly

01:30:00.060 --> 01:30:02.140
like last time. That did not work in his favor.

01:30:02.399 --> 01:30:04.619
No, I've heard they might be into cryptocurrency.

01:30:05.420 --> 01:30:07.460
Oh, I better tell Rob because he was going to

01:30:07.460 --> 01:30:12.100
do that next. I can speak Capuchin now a little

01:30:12.100 --> 01:30:13.819
bit. Oh, cool. Yeah, you want to hear it? Sure.

01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:23.739
You know what I said? Nothing. Oh, okay. Anyhow,

01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:27.520
let's see. Yeah, now that we're way off subject

01:30:27.520 --> 01:30:29.579
and I brought us there and I swerved us out into

01:30:29.579 --> 01:30:32.739
the ditch, I'm sorry. Do you want to keep going

01:30:32.739 --> 01:30:34.920
or you got anything? I'm kind of tapped out.

01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:38.819
Yeah, me too. Like I said, I lost all my music

01:30:38.819 --> 01:30:41.060
notes, but I think Franco kind of saved us with

01:30:41.060 --> 01:30:43.659
some conversation there. Brought up some stuff

01:30:43.659 --> 01:30:48.029
we were able to talk about. You got, I guess,

01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:49.850
one more thing. I have kind of a clarification

01:30:49.850 --> 01:30:53.130
on something. Okay. About, I don't know, six

01:30:53.130 --> 01:30:55.510
months to a year ago, I was reporting that the

01:30:55.510 --> 01:30:58.569
owner of Paul Reed Smith Guitars, Mr. Paul Reed

01:30:58.569 --> 01:31:01.750
Smith himself, has come out publicly over and

01:31:01.750 --> 01:31:04.789
over saying tone woods don't matter. Don't make

01:31:04.789 --> 01:31:07.329
a difference. Everyone's hung up on what wood

01:31:07.329 --> 01:31:09.329
the guitar is made of. It doesn't matter. Yeah,

01:31:09.329 --> 01:31:14.029
I remember that. He was being a little vague

01:31:14.029 --> 01:31:18.630
in that. You could make a guitar out of plastic,

01:31:18.710 --> 01:31:20.390
and yeah, it's going to matter. Or you could

01:31:20.390 --> 01:31:23.250
make the guitar out of composition board. Yeah,

01:31:23.329 --> 01:31:25.869
it's going to matter. But what he meant was,

01:31:25.949 --> 01:31:29.409
of all the woods that are considered tone woods,

01:31:29.729 --> 01:31:33.750
mahogany and maple and alder and swamp ash, whichever

01:31:33.750 --> 01:31:38.029
one you pick doesn't matter. That's what he meant

01:31:38.029 --> 01:31:40.710
to say. That makes more sense. Yeah, so pick

01:31:40.710 --> 01:31:42.909
a tone wood, but whichever one you pick really

01:31:42.909 --> 01:31:44.989
doesn't matter. A lot of people, I wouldn't believe

01:31:44.989 --> 01:31:47.609
on that, and they're just trying to, I see how

01:31:47.609 --> 01:31:49.649
that happened. Yeah. He was asked, and then it

01:31:49.649 --> 01:31:51.949
was put down in print, and it sounded, when you

01:31:51.949 --> 01:31:53.850
read it, it would look just like that. It sounded

01:31:53.850 --> 01:31:55.489
like, it's like, hey, I'll make it out of concrete

01:31:55.489 --> 01:31:58.310
and spit for all I care. Yeah, and I'm like thinking,

01:31:58.329 --> 01:31:59.970
wait a minute, that doesn't make sense, especially

01:31:59.970 --> 01:32:03.050
from a guitar, yeah. Yeah. I think it's odd that

01:32:03.050 --> 01:32:05.250
he has the same name as his company. How did

01:32:05.250 --> 01:32:07.409
that happen? I think they went looking for somebody

01:32:07.409 --> 01:32:09.510
named Paul Reed Smith. I think you're right.

01:32:09.510 --> 01:32:11.109
Hey, the company's named this. We've been fine

01:32:11.109 --> 01:32:13.729
to do. Hey, I found one in the yellow pages right

01:32:13.729 --> 01:32:16.029
here. He says stupid stuff, but, you know, hey,

01:32:16.090 --> 01:32:18.550
let's get it. Yeah, we don't care. But that also

01:32:18.550 --> 01:32:21.710
explains something that Leo Fender always said.

01:32:21.949 --> 01:32:24.050
That's another one. How did he come up with Fender

01:32:24.050 --> 01:32:26.369
guitars? Yeah. That's weird how that works out.

01:32:26.369 --> 01:32:28.170
It was originally going to be named after musician

01:32:28.170 --> 01:32:31.069
Freddie Fender. Yeah, yeah. But then Leo Fender

01:32:31.069 --> 01:32:33.329
stepped in and... They must have found him. Yeah.

01:32:33.909 --> 01:32:37.819
But anyway, what Leo Fender did was... He bought

01:32:37.819 --> 01:32:41.979
whatever tone wood was cheapest. So like one

01:32:41.979 --> 01:32:44.840
year, all the strats were made of American poplar.

01:32:44.939 --> 01:32:47.300
And another year, they're all made of swamp ash.

01:32:47.500 --> 01:32:50.260
Another year, they made out of basswood. People

01:32:50.260 --> 01:32:52.140
are like, why do you keep changing? And he kept

01:32:52.140 --> 01:32:54.020
saying, well, you know, the audio qualities of

01:32:54.020 --> 01:32:56.600
this and this pickup. It was all just a smoke

01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:59.260
screen. It was whatever is cheapest. That's what

01:32:59.260 --> 01:33:00.960
he was going to buy. Where the hell was that

01:33:00.960 --> 01:33:03.739
pension at? Someone's going nuts. It's pretty

01:33:03.739 --> 01:33:07.819
close. Yeah, it is. As long as he doesn't crap

01:33:07.819 --> 01:33:09.899
on the microphone. Yeah, that's what I was worried

01:33:09.899 --> 01:33:13.579
about. The other day I came here and there was

01:33:13.579 --> 01:33:15.739
a couple of pigeons fucking mounting over there.

01:33:15.819 --> 01:33:18.760
Yeah. It was crazy. Everyone's walking by giggling,

01:33:18.800 --> 01:33:21.659
but nobody said anything. Nobody said, well,

01:33:21.880 --> 01:33:23.880
I think we interrupted. I almost said that. I

01:33:23.880 --> 01:33:25.220
was like, yeah, I'm just going to let it go.

01:33:25.439 --> 01:33:28.260
But anyhow, they're just banging away. And I

01:33:28.260 --> 01:33:30.979
was like. What you can do is get everyone's attention,

01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:33.479
point at them and say, those pigeons are seeing

01:33:33.479 --> 01:33:37.439
sex. And see who gets angry and who doesn't.

01:33:39.140 --> 01:33:41.600
You got something you want to talk about? Is

01:33:41.600 --> 01:33:44.699
everything okay over there? You got a little

01:33:44.699 --> 01:33:50.260
angst. Yeah. I don't know. One more other thing

01:33:50.260 --> 01:33:53.039
I want to say. Leo Fender. After he sold Fender

01:33:53.039 --> 01:33:57.260
to CBS, he started Music Man. And then he sold

01:33:57.260 --> 01:34:01.479
that and started G &L. G &L, yeah. He was the

01:34:01.479 --> 01:34:04.590
L in... I didn't know that. Leo Fender? Yeah,

01:34:04.590 --> 01:34:07.789
he was L for Leo, and I forget who the G was.

01:34:09.289 --> 01:34:11.130
Goldfinstein. Yeah, Goldfinstein. Yeah, yeah,

01:34:11.250 --> 01:34:13.270
Miss Goldfinstein. But he has since passed away,

01:34:13.329 --> 01:34:16.449
and GNL went out of business. But the original

01:34:16.449 --> 01:34:19.829
Fender company has bought all of the intellectual

01:34:19.829 --> 01:34:23.630
property created by Leo Fender at GNL. So now

01:34:23.630 --> 01:34:27.050
Fender can make anything that GNL used to make

01:34:27.050 --> 01:34:31.970
and sell it legally as a Fender guitar. It's

01:34:31.970 --> 01:34:35.529
nice that they're bringing Leo Fender's inspiration

01:34:35.529 --> 01:34:39.829
and technology back into the original Fender

01:34:39.829 --> 01:34:42.630
company. Probably be some decent Fenders coming

01:34:42.630 --> 01:34:46.550
out in the next few years. Might be. Yeah. Okay.

01:34:46.909 --> 01:34:49.449
I'm more of an Epiphone slash Gibson kind of

01:34:49.449 --> 01:34:52.970
guy. Oh, I'm an Epiphone. Yeah, I love Epiphones.

01:34:52.970 --> 01:34:55.810
Yeah. And one of the reasons is the guitarists

01:34:55.810 --> 01:34:58.720
I admire. A lot of them play Epiphone. They can

01:34:58.720 --> 01:35:00.800
play anything they want, but they don't. They

01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:03.159
play Epiphone. Tommy Thayer has a signature.

01:35:03.539 --> 01:35:05.859
I like that one, yeah. And Tommy Thayer gets

01:35:05.859 --> 01:35:07.920
dogged on a lot. That guy's a great guitarist.

01:35:07.939 --> 01:35:10.840
He is a great guitar player. Really good. I don't

01:35:10.840 --> 01:35:13.039
know where people get that. I think what it is

01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:16.680
is Ace was so prolific, so popular, so loved,

01:35:16.760 --> 01:35:20.279
that no one could go in there and just do it.

01:35:20.760 --> 01:35:23.800
Especially with the Spaceman. That was the biggest

01:35:23.800 --> 01:35:25.600
thing right there. They should have changed.

01:35:26.189 --> 01:35:29.029
His makeup. Yeah. And Eric Singer's makeup. But

01:35:29.029 --> 01:35:31.470
Eric Singer didn't get as much criticism as Tommy

01:35:31.470 --> 01:35:33.609
Thayer. Yeah. They should have changed his makeup

01:35:33.609 --> 01:35:35.529
and made him something else. I don't know why

01:35:35.529 --> 01:35:38.090
they didn't. Because that thing right there is

01:35:38.090 --> 01:35:41.949
what pissed people off the most. Yeah. Yeah.

01:35:42.010 --> 01:35:43.770
You're trying to tell us it's the same. I mean,

01:35:43.789 --> 01:35:46.869
when the Ramones would lose a band member and

01:35:46.869 --> 01:35:49.409
they drafted a new guy, they'd retire whatever

01:35:49.409 --> 01:35:52.869
name. the leaving guy had and the new guy would

01:35:52.869 --> 01:35:55.229
have a new name. Yeah, with Ramone. They'd all

01:35:55.229 --> 01:35:57.270
pretend to have the last name Ramone, you know,

01:35:57.289 --> 01:36:00.210
and, you know, Johnny left and Georgie came in

01:36:00.210 --> 01:36:03.710
and Cece and Billy and whatever, you know, it's

01:36:03.710 --> 01:36:06.090
like... Guadalupe, I don't know. Yeah, they pretended

01:36:06.090 --> 01:36:08.630
they have this giant family of Ramones and they're

01:36:08.630 --> 01:36:10.710
all punk rock artists and they all dye their

01:36:10.710 --> 01:36:13.109
hair black to fit in. There's people that fucking

01:36:13.109 --> 01:36:15.949
believe that too. Yeah. They found another one.

01:36:15.989 --> 01:36:17.310
It's kind of like Leonard Skinner, you know,

01:36:17.329 --> 01:36:20.710
they keep finding it and it's like... Well, ACDC

01:36:20.710 --> 01:36:24.229
did that. They found somebody to sub in for Malcolm

01:36:24.229 --> 01:36:27.029
when he was out of it. Oh, yeah, that's his cousin.

01:36:27.229 --> 01:36:30.590
Stevie Young. Yeah, yeah, and nobody noticed

01:36:30.590 --> 01:36:32.550
him. He looked so much like Malcolm, nobody could

01:36:32.550 --> 01:36:34.850
even tell. He played so much like Malcolm, too.

01:36:34.850 --> 01:36:36.090
He played just like Malcolm. He had that same

01:36:36.090 --> 01:36:38.069
rhythm. He had that dirty rhythm. I mean, he's

01:36:38.069 --> 01:36:40.989
great. Malcolm Young is another guy that will

01:36:40.989 --> 01:36:43.930
never get enough credit for what he's done. He

01:36:43.930 --> 01:36:47.529
can play much better. Well, what I mean by better

01:36:47.529 --> 01:36:51.430
is. More complex? Yeah. But the songs did not

01:36:51.430 --> 01:36:54.149
require that. So he's like, nah, this is good.

01:36:54.170 --> 01:36:55.750
I'll just keep playing this note. This sounds

01:36:55.750 --> 01:36:59.869
good. Yeah. I mean, like TNT, you know, not much

01:36:59.869 --> 01:37:04.130
to that. It gets the point across. Yep. Plus,

01:37:04.350 --> 01:37:08.989
you know, you got this snotty -ass, their second

01:37:08.989 --> 01:37:13.010
singer, Bon Scott. Bon Scott, yeah. They got

01:37:13.010 --> 01:37:16.300
that snotty -ass Bon Snot. Snarl on the whole

01:37:16.300 --> 01:37:19.500
thing. TNT, I'm dynamite. TNT, I'll win the fight.

01:37:19.800 --> 01:37:22.399
I'm a power load. Watch me explode. What a song.

01:37:23.000 --> 01:37:25.840
Simple, basic. It's a song that makes you want

01:37:25.840 --> 01:37:28.960
to punch someone for no reason. They had the

01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:31.420
perfect drummer who just was basic. Very simple,

01:37:31.539 --> 01:37:35.279
very basic, very steady. Phil Rudd. Phil Rudd.

01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:41.039
He also threatened to... He actually tried to

01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:42.800
hire somebody to have somebody killed, but he

01:37:42.800 --> 01:37:44.500
beat the rat. Yeah, that's what happened to him.

01:37:44.539 --> 01:37:46.699
Yeah, he beat the rat. Yeah. And then the other

01:37:46.699 --> 01:37:49.039
one, the one they had after him, had drug problems.

01:37:49.239 --> 01:37:54.039
Yeah. And I don't know who they have now. I don't

01:37:54.039 --> 01:37:56.180
remember. But I... Because Phil Rudd wasn't going

01:37:56.180 --> 01:38:00.859
to do tours anymore. Yeah. Let's see. I liked

01:38:00.859 --> 01:38:04.010
Axl Rose filling in. For Brian Johnson when he

01:38:04.010 --> 01:38:06.069
had the ear problem. That's another one that

01:38:06.069 --> 01:38:08.890
his ears got better. Yep. The magic stem cells.

01:38:09.050 --> 01:38:11.909
Magic stem cells. I believe, allegedly, all this.

01:38:12.090 --> 01:38:14.130
Allegedly. We don't know. The magic Epstein stem

01:38:14.130 --> 01:38:20.750
cells. Yes. But, no. It's a nasty in there. I

01:38:20.750 --> 01:38:26.350
love. Axl Rose sounded so much like Don Scott.

01:38:26.569 --> 01:38:28.369
He did, surprisingly. I mean, I was ready for

01:38:28.369 --> 01:38:30.869
it to suck, but it just didn't. I was too. I

01:38:30.869 --> 01:38:33.250
listened to it and wanted to hear how bad it

01:38:33.250 --> 01:38:35.430
was. I'm like, he did a whole lot of Rosie, and

01:38:35.430 --> 01:38:38.369
I'm like, mother fuck. That's a good song. It's

01:38:38.369 --> 01:38:41.170
a great song, and Axl, he did it, and he had

01:38:41.170 --> 01:38:43.430
that swagger and sway that he's always had. It

01:38:43.430 --> 01:38:47.109
did perfect. I'm like, great, good. Now maybe

01:38:47.109 --> 01:38:52.869
we'll get GNR and ACDC. With this guy, they brought

01:38:52.869 --> 01:38:56.170
back Brian Johnson, who I'm sorry, but I've never

01:38:56.170 --> 01:39:00.930
been a fan of his. No, no, not really. When he

01:39:00.930 --> 01:39:04.050
first came out, back in black, and then for those

01:39:04.050 --> 01:39:09.550
about to rock, he sounded better. He did. His

01:39:09.550 --> 01:39:12.489
voice started going bad because of these things.

01:39:12.630 --> 01:39:17.710
I would say probably about... in the 2000s, and

01:39:17.710 --> 01:39:20.270
now it gets to where he has to sing so nasally

01:39:20.270 --> 01:39:23.670
it doesn't even sound the same. Vince Neil is

01:39:23.670 --> 01:39:26.069
another one that does that too. Whenever he does

01:39:26.069 --> 01:39:28.569
sing, it doesn't sound the same. It really doesn't,

01:39:28.569 --> 01:39:32.329
no. It's almost like the structure there. voice

01:39:32.329 --> 01:39:35.149
and sinuses change so much they just can't make

01:39:35.149 --> 01:39:38.350
the same sound. Or there's so much wear and tear

01:39:38.350 --> 01:39:40.470
on the vocal cords that they just can't make

01:39:40.470 --> 01:39:41.489
that kind of sound. I think it's wear and tear

01:39:41.489 --> 01:39:44.050
on the vocal cords. Because, I mean, that's what

01:39:44.050 --> 01:39:46.250
ruined David Lee Roth is. His voice wasn't good

01:39:46.250 --> 01:39:49.250
enough to do what he needed to learn how to sing

01:39:49.250 --> 01:39:52.090
for real and sing from his diaphragm so he wouldn't

01:39:52.090 --> 01:39:54.090
destroy his voice. Well, he never would. He's

01:39:54.090 --> 01:39:57.270
too busy fucking off and screaming. And then

01:39:57.270 --> 01:39:59.369
he just got known for his screams, his high -pitched

01:39:59.369 --> 01:40:00.810
screams. People are like, I don't care, man.

01:40:00.850 --> 01:40:03.119
His screams are awesome listen to that wow and

01:40:03.119 --> 01:40:05.199
now he tries to do them now and it's so crazy

01:40:05.199 --> 01:40:07.739
oh my god this is so embarrassing his backup

01:40:07.739 --> 01:40:10.039
band sounds perfect yeah they're all in harmony

01:40:10.039 --> 01:40:13.399
and then he's out there going it's like dude

01:40:13.399 --> 01:40:17.720
stop how about the creepy way he grabs his ass

01:40:17.720 --> 01:40:20.720
like come and get it oh i know it's not like

01:40:20.720 --> 01:40:24.920
i want females it's like uh hey anybody out there

01:40:24.920 --> 01:40:27.979
been in jail Come on over. Maybe he's grabbing

01:40:27.979 --> 01:40:29.880
his ass because he's having a little accident.

01:40:29.920 --> 01:40:32.000
It just depends. He's probably shaking it off.

01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:36.460
And then the weird stuff that he does on stage.

01:40:36.520 --> 01:40:41.039
It was so creepy. Yeah, that death mask grin

01:40:41.039 --> 01:40:44.619
is just... And then the tight pants that he wears.

01:40:45.060 --> 01:40:51.930
And people make fun of his Vienna sausage. It

01:40:51.930 --> 01:40:54.189
looks like a fucking little thimble stuck in

01:40:54.189 --> 01:40:56.470
some fucking tight leather. It's like, dude.

01:40:57.310 --> 01:40:59.510
It's like, at least throw some socks in there,

01:40:59.590 --> 01:41:03.810
buddy. Be decent. Yeah. It's like Corey Feldman.

01:41:04.050 --> 01:41:07.789
His backup band is okay, and they know what the

01:41:07.789 --> 01:41:09.949
joke and the gag is, so they're going along with

01:41:09.949 --> 01:41:13.069
the joke. It still is funny. And I guess David

01:41:13.069 --> 01:41:15.350
Lee Ross' backup band is just treating it that

01:41:15.350 --> 01:41:17.789
way. It's like, this guy's embarrassing himself

01:41:17.789 --> 01:41:20.279
every night, but we get paid. Look at the looks

01:41:20.279 --> 01:41:23.560
on their face. Yeah. Paycheck. Just a job. Paycheck.

01:41:23.579 --> 01:41:25.300
Somebody else will hire us because they'll see

01:41:25.300 --> 01:41:27.399
how good we're doing. Yeah. That's all it is.

01:41:27.399 --> 01:41:29.319
They're just kind of like, okay, don't watch

01:41:29.319 --> 01:41:32.100
him. You'll want to stop. Yes. Just keep going.

01:41:32.199 --> 01:41:35.159
Look at each other. Not him. You can tell they're

01:41:35.159 --> 01:41:37.560
just like, fuck. Yeah. What's wrong with this

01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:39.359
guy? It's like, well, where do you want to start?

01:41:39.579 --> 01:41:44.560
I remember seeing a Stevie Nicks concert on video

01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:46.579
performance on some movie channel or something.

01:41:47.289 --> 01:41:50.390
And her lead guitarist and band leader was Waddy

01:41:50.390 --> 01:41:53.270
Wachtell. Oh, wow. I haven't heard that name

01:41:53.270 --> 01:41:56.949
in a long time. Yeah, really. But Stevie was

01:41:56.949 --> 01:41:59.130
acting like she was directing the band. She'd

01:41:59.130 --> 01:42:01.369
lift her arm and bring it down for the accents.

01:42:01.750 --> 01:42:04.550
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was totally off on

01:42:04.550 --> 01:42:07.699
all of it. Timing was totally dead wrong, and

01:42:07.699 --> 01:42:10.060
nobody was watching her. They were watching Waddy,

01:42:10.079 --> 01:42:12.399
because Waddy was on it, and he would signal

01:42:12.399 --> 01:42:14.720
the real one, and Stevie was over there, you

01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:16.699
know, kind of half -assed, pretending, trying

01:42:16.699 --> 01:42:19.319
to get it. She was just so badly off. I was like,

01:42:19.380 --> 01:42:22.300
girl, stop even trying. Nobody believes you're

01:42:22.300 --> 01:42:25.140
directing this band. She couldn't wait to get

01:42:25.140 --> 01:42:27.420
off stage and have someone blow fucking cocaine

01:42:27.420 --> 01:42:30.880
up her can. Yeah, a special funnel. Yeah, a special

01:42:30.880 --> 01:42:36.619
funnel. Boofin'. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Nothing

01:42:36.619 --> 01:42:38.680
to take away from Stevie Nicks. She had all the

01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:40.760
talent in the world, but directing the band on

01:42:40.760 --> 01:42:43.760
stage just wasn't it. And having her pretend

01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:46.439
to was a big mistake on somebody's point. I've

01:42:46.439 --> 01:42:48.359
got a question. You think the person that had

01:42:48.359 --> 01:42:51.060
to boof her, do you think they lost a bet, drew

01:42:51.060 --> 01:42:54.680
the straw, or was it the new guy? It was like,

01:42:54.680 --> 01:42:56.239
okay, we're going to hire you, but you've got

01:42:56.239 --> 01:42:58.140
to go through initiation. What's that? Well,

01:42:58.180 --> 01:42:59.840
you know, in California, they could probably

01:42:59.840 --> 01:43:02.539
find somebody who loved blowing up assholes.

01:43:02.920 --> 01:43:05.220
Yeah, probably, yeah. So, yeah, they probably

01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:07.439
found somebody who that was their dream job.

01:43:07.439 --> 01:43:09.000
Did it for free. Yeah. They're like, I'll do

01:43:09.000 --> 01:43:11.680
it for free. I'll provide the coke, man. Yeah,

01:43:11.720 --> 01:43:13.420
I don't care, man. Just let me inhale once or

01:43:13.420 --> 01:43:15.760
twice before I blow it in there. Dog. Fucking

01:43:15.760 --> 01:43:18.600
whatever. I'll do it. Bring that asshole here.

01:43:18.640 --> 01:43:23.920
I'll blow up it. I don't care. we about ready

01:43:23.920 --> 01:43:26.000
to shut this abortion down maybe yeah I think

01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:27.859
so before we start talking about Stevie Nicks

01:43:27.859 --> 01:43:31.640
dingleberries yes once we get there boof it and

01:43:31.640 --> 01:43:33.359
then stay on it for more in a minute it's time

01:43:33.359 --> 01:43:36.060
to stop yeah alright everybody thank you for

01:43:36.060 --> 01:43:38.100
listening the numbers are reflecting it we really

01:43:38.100 --> 01:43:40.439
appreciate you guys are awesome we love you go

01:43:40.439 --> 01:43:40.920
fuck yourself