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Well, since the sports show can't be called two

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douchebags with a microphone, maybe we could

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just call them the sports bastards. Hi there.

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This could be Dave Tobe from the Kansas City

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Chiefs. If I am indeed Dave Tobe, I would like

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to tell everyone that the botched kicks and penalties

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are all the fault of Donald Trump. I do look

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to be in high demand in off -season. High school

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coaching is where it's at. Peewee League not

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included, but I might have to work my way up.

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Chiefs fans, get your shit together. Cass Sherwood

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R1, here I come. The following is a parody. A

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parody and nothing but a parody. So don't get

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your panties in a wad. Well, hey there, fellas.

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This is Lil Skippy Bayless. And I like to say

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that I am a jealous little bitch, and I only

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mouth off about my homes and the Chiefs is because

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I have to latch on to something relevant as an

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attempt to make me relevant. But it isn't working.

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Well, I gotta go. I have a new Dak Prescott poster

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I need to run one out to. See ya! We're about

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ready to deliver you a very biased, skewed, inaccurate

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description of the NFL. Yes. And more Chiefs

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talk, of course. Yeah. Hey, we can even touch

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on some NBA and MLB as far as the gambling scandal

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goes. Oh, yes. That's the only thing I want to

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cover from either of those sports. That's it.

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I don't care about anything else from those sports.

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Yes. Except someone's going to prison. I think

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several someones are going to prison. Yeah. Some

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high -profile people are going to prison. You

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see, I didn't think that existed in today's world,

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did you? No, no, I thought everybody was kind

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and sweet and gentle. Oh, no, I meant it the

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other way around. I meant like, it's like, so,

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they were gambling a little. Leave them alone.

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Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying, yeah. the

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willingness to point a finger and do something

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about it is new. Yeah, yeah, no, I find that

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surprising that they're like, well, you know

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what, they're a hamlet, so they're probably going

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to get 20 years. Yeah. And also the fact that

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it's involved with the mob and everything gives

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it a whole other, it's like people right now

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are scratching their head going, that doesn't

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exist anymore, does it? Guess what? Yeah, when

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the Sicilian slash Italian mob in America was

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on the outs, the Russian mob moved right in.

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So did the Chinese and the Hong Kong and the

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Vietnamese. You notice they didn't say which

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mob. They just said the mob. There are African

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mobs, too. Or actually, you know what? No, no,

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no. They said the mafia. Mafia. Okay, that would

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be Italian. Well, anyhow. But still, I think

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part of the outrage would stem from now that

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gambling is mainstream and everyone's doing it,

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suddenly your average gambler wants it to be

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a fair chance to win. It's like, hey, if you're

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out here fixing this and you want me to gamble

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on it, screw you. I want to gamble and have it

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be something I could win. My question is, how

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long did they know about this until they had

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to do something? Some of these investigations

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go on for a year or more, and they let people

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keep losing money in the meantime. Yeah, I'm

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thinking this right here is everyone's getting

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their cut, so they're like, well, we can't really

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prove that. We may think that, but we don't have

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the resources to go after them. Then all of a

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sudden, whenever each joke down there is losing

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money. It's like we're going to have to do something

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because if we don't do something about this and

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this gets out, no one's going to gamble again

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ever. Yeah, yeah. Another example of that is

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recently President Trump signed a bill outlawing

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certain things having to do with hemp products

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that are made into a synthetic THC. Oh, yeah,

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yeah. And it's really going to hamper the hemp

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industry in this country because pretty much

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all of hemp can be chemically altered to make

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a kind of fake THC. Well, that's pretty much

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what they do now, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. But now

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they're starting to say you can't ship it federally

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interstate. There's a lot more controls on it.

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And Jesse was saying, you know, this seemed random.

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Why in the world is he doing this? And my response

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is somebody didn't get bribed. And this is the

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punishment for not paying off the right person.

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So as soon as the right bribe hits the right

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hand, that legislation is going to go away. And

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think of how many other laws we have or don't

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have because money changed hands in the correct

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fashion. It's true. It's happening. Just get

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used to it. Yeah. No, it's funny. I'm glad you

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brought that up because that's really all I wanted

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to talk about there of any of those two sports.

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Yeah. Other than that, I got a big I don't care.

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Pretty much. Okay, well, how do you feel about

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the Chiefs win? Not really good. I really don't.

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I mean, the defense really did a good job against

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the Colts. They had, what, six straight stops?

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Yeah. We hadn't heard that since last year. Kept

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Taylor to less than 100 yards. That was amazing.

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Yeah, it was like 74. And Kareem Hunt got over

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100. Yeah, isn't that crazy? And you know what?

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I thought about betting that too. I just had

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a feeling. Yeah. Kareem Hunt. Here's where, in

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my opinion, the Chiefs have been missing the

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boat on Kareem Hunt. He is the back that the

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more work you give him, the better he gets. Yes,

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and as much as I hate to admit Romo is correct

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about anything, Romo said that. It's like, you

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keep feeding him, and he gets in the rhythm,

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and he keeps going. You need to keep feeding

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Kareem Hunt the ball. It's like, damn it, Romo's

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correct. I hate that. Yeah, and I actually had

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an email about that saying, you said that first,

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and I couldn't take credit. That's pretty fucking

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obvious. He didn't listen to the podcast and

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go, hey, I'm going to use that. No. No. It's

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pretty obvious. He's the type of back. But I

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appreciate this person. Giving you the credit?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getty, I think is his name

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or something like that. He emails every now and

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then. But thank you, Getty, when you hear this.

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I'm pretty sure you listen to all of them. Thank

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you for that compliment. But no, Romo did. I

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didn't send a reply. But no, Romo did not steal

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from me. I guarantee you. He's not listening

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to two douchebags in a microphone going, hey,

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I think that's going to, I'm going to use that.

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No, it's pretty obvious that that's what happens.

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It is possible for more than one person to come

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up with something at the same time. Bingo, especially

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something that obvious. Years and years ago,

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you remember the album, the band Night Ranger?

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And one of their first hits had the repeating

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line, don't tell me you love me, don't tell me

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I don't want to know. Like six months before

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that song came out, I wrote a song with that

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in the lyrics, that exact phrase, those exact

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same phrases. Too bad you didn't have it notarized.

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I know, I know. And then that song came out,

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I was like, holy cow, there's absolutely no way

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they stole that from me. The only explanation

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is we each came up with it independently at roughly

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the same time. Well, that's how come it's so

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hard to prove plagiarism. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

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how many rhythms, how many beats, how many melodies

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and harmonies are there in the whole world? Yeah.

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You know, there's got to be a cap on them. And

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every one of them's probably been used just in

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slightly different ways. So, I mean, what do

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you do? I mean, you know, virtually every rock

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song in the 70s. We're the same court. Yeah.

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Yeah. Pretty close. Yeah. So, anyhow. All right.

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Let's go ahead and go into this a little bit.

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All right. I'm still not happy with Chris Jones.

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No. At all. No. People are going, well, he finally

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brought it. What game are we on? 11? Yeah. Okay.

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So, he now finally brought it. I didn't see anything

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he brought. How many sacks did we get? Absolutely

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none. Yeah. None. No sacks. Our leading sacker

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is Carl Loftus with five sacks. That's dismal.

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That's abysmal. I think they said the team had

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11 sacks total going into the game. That averages

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two per game. The guy from Seattle got seven

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in one fucking game. Yeah, well, they sacked

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Josh Allen four times. Yeah, yeah, four times.

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It can be done. Yeah, it can be done. So I'm

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saying that the defensive scheme is to not sack

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the quarterback because they're not getting it

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done. No, I agree. I think they started doing

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that this game. They're going more into coverage

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because they're not getting in anyhow. Yeah,

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yeah, if you're not, yeah, that's exactly, I've

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yelled that at the TV several times. If you're

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not going to get to them, quit trying, get into

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coverage. Yeah. Do it. Yeah, I mean, I didn't

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think our defensive line was that abysmal, but

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evidently we are. Yeah, I remember three or four

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or five weeks ago, I was hearing some guys on

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the radio talking about how many times the Chiefs

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have brought just all -out blitzes. It got hurt.

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Way more times than the whole rest of the league

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does. Oh, it was like over triple. And the reason

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is because they don't trust their D -line to

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get it done. Exactly. I mean, it's very plain

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and very obvious. You know, if you trust someone

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to do it, you don't hire three assistants for

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it. You can't do like the Eagles where they're

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like, just send three people. Yeah. Yeah. It's

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like, one of them will get through, and if not,

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then we got everybody in coverage. We got it

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done anyhow. But, unfortunately, sending three

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people works against the Chiefs pretty dang well.

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They always get in there. Yep. You have five

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guys blocking, three guys coming in, and Mahomes

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gets clobbered. Well, I think if we have Jalen

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Moore back and Josh Simmons back, and they're

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healthy, that's going to shore up that line a

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lot. Yeah. That's going to help. And then Trey

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Smith got hurt. Let's hope he's not. Oh, shoot.

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Yeah, yeah. I think he's okay, I believe. But,

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yeah, they need Trey Smith. Otherwise, we're

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getting Kelly Endo. Yeah, what's his name? The

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comedian's brother. Yeah, Frank Caliendo's brother.

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Yeah, Mike Caliendo, Frank Caliendo's brother.

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Yeah, and yeah, they're still eating pizza, but

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it is not an Italian joke. No. A lot of people

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enjoy pizza. I enjoy pizza. I enjoy pizza, too.

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I'm mostly German. See? There you go, my point

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right there. All right, let's see. The offense

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for the Chiefs. My overwhelming feeling on the

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Chiefs offense is when the Chiefs are running

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the ball, they do well. When they're passing

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the ball, Mahomes doesn't have enough time. He

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bails too early. He starts running around. And

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when he does throw the ball, the defender is

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like glued to the receiver. And you know who

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said that? Romo. Yep. Yeah. And that's what I'm

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saying is Romo gets all this heat. I learned

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to think the guy's pretty good. I used to think

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he was a loud mouth. No. I got to really listening

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to what he's saying, and he's just telling me

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the truth. Yeah, yeah. I'm coming to that opinion

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myself. Instead of he's an idiot and I want him

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to shut up, it's okay, he knows what he's saying,

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he just talks too much. Yeah. He needs to choose

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his words a little more carefully and know when

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to stop talking. That's the thing right there.

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Yeah. And that goes to his partner who's relatively

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new to him. Oh, no, that's Jim Nance. Jim Nance

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needs to step in and shut him down a little bit

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more. Yeah, because when Brady was doing that

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on season one, his co -host, partner, whatever,

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worked with him and was not afraid to step in

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and shut him down. You need someone to do that.

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And Romo would be the same. You know, I'm sure

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that he listens to these tapes and cringes sometimes,

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too. I would think. Yeah. But, I mean, the guy

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tells the truth, that he knows what he's talking

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about. I mean, he's a guy that calls the plays.

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He's going to go, I'll tell you what they're

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going to do now. And he's always right. Yeah,

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pretty often. Yeah, he's an extremely intelligent

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football guy, and he shows it. So, anyhow. Yeah,

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I'm starting to think he's. He's playing a character

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for us. The goofy, slightly brain -addled quarterback

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who got too many hits, and he's just a happy,

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fun guy. He's almost like Gronkowski, but without

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the creepy sexual humor. Yes! Good point. Well,

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Romo, he does not bag on Mahomes. No. People

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think he does. When Mahomes brought that back,

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he said that's classy. Yeah. He said the guy

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willed the team to victory like he always does.

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Yeah. But actually, the biggest battle was fought

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and won by Travis Kelsey. And that's when Kareem

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Hunt, he was going over 100 yards and he had

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that fumble deep in the red zone. Yeah. The first

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thing Kelsey did, went over there and he goes,

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we got you. Yep. He went and hugged him and slapped

00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:03.570
him on the back or helmet. Yeah. And you can

00:13:03.570 --> 00:13:05.950
see it in Hunt's face. We're going to get this.

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And you see it. Everybody around him is like,

00:13:07.809 --> 00:13:10.850
we're not worried now. Yeah. That's not going

00:13:10.850 --> 00:13:13.950
to be the thing that keeps us from winning. Don't

00:13:13.950 --> 00:13:16.850
worry about it. Keep going. Yeah, exactly. Schottenheimer

00:13:16.850 --> 00:13:18.590
was really good about doing that for his players,

00:13:18.629 --> 00:13:19.870
too. Speaking of Schottenheimer, we're going

00:13:19.870 --> 00:13:22.490
to see his son here. Yeah, that's on Thursday.

00:13:22.710 --> 00:13:24.669
Yeah, Thursday. But, yeah, Schottenheimer is

00:13:24.669 --> 00:13:26.009
really good about it. He's like, you know when

00:13:26.009 --> 00:13:29.649
this victory ends? 12 o 'clock tonight. Yeah.

00:13:29.730 --> 00:13:33.659
Yeah. Tuesday. we're looking at the next game.

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Yep. He said, go ahead and celebrate. You've

00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:38.940
got one day. Yeah. That's it. But he was right.

00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.600
Yeah. Don't live in the past, man. The future's

00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:44.659
coming at you full speed. Schottenheimer, with

00:13:44.659 --> 00:13:46.759
all his flaws, though, if he ever had the quarterback,

00:13:47.059 --> 00:13:48.980
imagine the damage he would have done in the

00:13:48.980 --> 00:13:51.580
NFL. Oh, yeah. I mean, he never had that guy.

00:13:51.980 --> 00:13:54.860
No, no. He thought he did with Kosar. Yeah, he

00:13:54.860 --> 00:13:59.059
thought he did with Kosar. But Kosar was, yeah,

00:13:59.059 --> 00:14:02.500
like a Jim Kelly. Yeah. It was also, I mean,

00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:07.440
actually, Josh Allen. Yeah. Which we've got a

00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:09.279
bullet point about Josh Allen that I want to

00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:13.860
discuss, too. But we'll get to that here in a

00:14:13.860 --> 00:14:16.360
little bit. I want to say congratulations to

00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:18.820
Bernie Kosar. He got his liver transplant. Oh,

00:14:18.820 --> 00:14:21.620
he did? Yes. Good. I like him. He's a good guy.

00:14:21.659 --> 00:14:25.220
I'm glad he did. Yeah. Good. I think it's the

00:14:25.220 --> 00:14:28.100
second one, the first one he rejected. That's

00:14:28.100 --> 00:14:30.480
right. Yeah, well, hopefully this works. Yeah.

00:14:32.339 --> 00:14:35.240
The liver is easier to transplant with a lot

00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:39.019
of things. Yeah. Yeah. So they're actually starting

00:14:39.019 --> 00:14:41.139
to grow some, too. So we'll see how that goes.

00:14:41.259 --> 00:14:44.860
Yeah. Yeah. If they could grow them to temper

00:14:44.860 --> 00:14:46.899
into what they need them to, you know, because

00:14:46.899 --> 00:14:49.919
the body is so weird about stuff like that, you

00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:53.879
know. Yeah. Well, it needs to be anyway. Okay.

00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:57.899
So the game. I have never. Well, I've seen games

00:14:57.899 --> 00:15:00.340
like this before, and we usually lost them, and

00:15:00.340 --> 00:15:02.240
that's the only difference is. But the deal that

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you can go to the end zone or close to the end

00:15:06.919 --> 00:15:12.759
zone that many times and not score is insane.

00:15:12.860 --> 00:15:15.320
It's mind -boggling. You look at the stats, and

00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:17.659
we were tripling everything they did, including

00:15:17.659 --> 00:15:22.340
running the ball. Yeah. Well, I remember some

00:15:22.340 --> 00:15:26.720
drive -killing. and score killing penalties.

00:15:27.700 --> 00:15:32.299
Uh -huh. I remember that phantom face mask they

00:15:32.299 --> 00:15:34.620
called. I was mad at Jawan Taylor, but actually

00:15:34.620 --> 00:15:36.720
that was a bullshit call. That was absolute.

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I apologized to him on the TV screen. I said,

00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.759
that wasn't your fault, man. I'm sorry for blaming

00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:46.460
you. I motherfucked him on the podcast, and I

00:15:46.460 --> 00:15:48.120
got to watch the replay, and I'm like, oops.

00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:50.080
But that's all right. He's done enough in the

00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:52.960
past. He can handle it. No, that was not his.

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And this is a great example of how the game is

00:15:55.179 --> 00:15:59.139
influenced. That took away a touchdown and also

00:15:59.139 --> 00:16:03.220
made us get three points that we needed. So the

00:16:03.220 --> 00:16:05.000
thing, and also the game would have turned right

00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:08.700
then with the momentum. So, and when they got

00:16:08.700 --> 00:16:10.899
to stop us at three, the momentum was still theirs.

00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:14.159
So, you know, the thing is, is this right here,

00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.700
the refs are not doing us any favors. And they're

00:16:16.700 --> 00:16:19.179
not going to be. And everybody else that says

00:16:19.179 --> 00:16:22.360
any different are fucking fools or liars. I've

00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:24.679
been saying it all along. You keep saying the

00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:26.700
chiefs are the bad guys getting all the calls.

00:16:26.860 --> 00:16:29.460
It's not the chiefs. Somebody else is making

00:16:29.460 --> 00:16:31.700
these decisions. And the chiefs have been the

00:16:31.700 --> 00:16:34.320
beneficiary because that's what worked out for

00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:36.720
whoever's made this decision. But suddenly it's

00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:39.879
not anymore. So it's not the chiefs' fault. No.

00:16:40.539 --> 00:16:43.519
It's whoever decided that the officials should

00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:46.419
influence these games in these ways and the tide

00:16:46.419 --> 00:16:48.379
has turned against the Chiefs and somebody else

00:16:48.379 --> 00:16:50.279
has turned to get the awesome calls. Well, I

00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:54.299
think the Zebras are, I think that they're conflicted

00:16:54.299 --> 00:16:57.179
because you'll see a phantom call go the Chiefs

00:16:57.179 --> 00:16:58.860
way, then you'll see a phantom call go the other

00:16:58.860 --> 00:17:00.799
way. This is back when the calls are going their

00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:04.980
way. Yeah. And I've seen them have the retaliation

00:17:04.980 --> 00:17:08.750
for the call itself. Yeah. And they admitted

00:17:08.750 --> 00:17:11.349
they do that too. That's true. I remember a print

00:17:11.349 --> 00:17:14.529
article a number of years back where the referee

00:17:14.529 --> 00:17:16.970
of a certain crew went on record saying, yes,

00:17:16.970 --> 00:17:19.549
we do make make -up calls. If we blow a call,

00:17:19.710 --> 00:17:21.930
then we'll do a make -up call later in the game

00:17:21.930 --> 00:17:23.930
to try to even it out. That's the last thing

00:17:23.930 --> 00:17:26.089
I want to hear. So they're admitting that they

00:17:26.089 --> 00:17:28.559
influence games when it suits them. I mean, they're

00:17:28.559 --> 00:17:30.519
going on record saying that. And you know what

00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:33.180
happened as a result of him saying that? Nothing.

00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:35.599
Exactly. Because the NFL's fine with it. The

00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:38.000
gamblers are fine with it. Everybody's fine with

00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:42.039
it. Yeah. So quit complaining when the game is

00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:44.900
getting massaged and influenced and steered a

00:17:44.900 --> 00:17:46.660
different direction. That's what they've always

00:17:46.660 --> 00:17:49.619
been doing. And, you know, it's up to you to

00:17:49.619 --> 00:17:53.019
gamble on it or not. Oh, yeah. Well, okay. I've

00:17:53.019 --> 00:17:55.710
got it. Okay. I've said this for a long time,

00:17:55.750 --> 00:17:57.990
and I think you agree with me. I'm not for sure.

00:17:57.990 --> 00:18:01.009
If not, then please tell me what you think. All

00:18:01.009 --> 00:18:05.029
right. I think that a good team, a Super Bowl

00:18:05.029 --> 00:18:08.450
-caliber team, doesn't care. The calls are against

00:18:08.450 --> 00:18:09.750
them or not. They don't care. They're going to

00:18:09.750 --> 00:18:12.490
win. Yeah, absolutely. And that's what the Chiefs'

00:18:12.490 --> 00:18:14.170
mentality has been, like, all right, we got a

00:18:14.170 --> 00:18:17.009
bad call. We don't care. See that end zone there?

00:18:17.069 --> 00:18:18.880
We're going to be there again. Don't worry about

00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:21.079
if the officials cooperate. Don't worry about

00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:23.160
if the other team cooperates. Don't worry about

00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:26.000
if the weather cooperates. Make your own plan.

00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:28.599
Do what you can do. Concentrate on what you can

00:18:28.599 --> 00:18:31.420
actually do. And never give up. Yeah. I mean,

00:18:31.420 --> 00:18:34.259
every Super Bowl, even the ones we lost, we were

00:18:34.259 --> 00:18:38.559
behind by 10 points. Yeah. A lot of teams, they're

00:18:38.559 --> 00:18:40.579
like, okay, we made it here. All right, we're

00:18:40.579 --> 00:18:45.000
happy. You know. But the Chiefs never had that

00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:46.619
mentality. It's like, no, this isn't good enough.

00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:48.980
Yeah. We're going to come back. And a lot of

00:18:48.980 --> 00:18:51.200
that is Mahomes. A lot of it's Kelsey. A lot

00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.460
of it's Andy Reid. A lot of it is the defensive

00:18:53.460 --> 00:18:57.000
guys, too. I mean, Chris Jones is a great locker

00:18:57.000 --> 00:18:59.680
room guy to an extent, but I also question whether

00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.180
he's a malcontent, like I said before. Yeah.

00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:05.539
It bugs me that right after he got that fat contract,

00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:08.240
suddenly he's just not all that motivated. No.

00:19:08.500 --> 00:19:12.180
No. And that pisses me off because... The money

00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:14.000
we could have used that on, like an offensive

00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:17.200
line. Yes. We're not getting the sacks, so why

00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:22.640
do we need them? Yeah, I mean, if he was setting

00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.799
up Karloftis and Karloftis was ever record -setting

00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:27.759
season, then that would be one thing. That would

00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:33.059
be different, yeah. But it's, what, JJ or TJ,

00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:35.599
whichever one is playing, Watt. TJ, I think.

00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:38.359
TJ, yeah, he's five sacks away from tying the

00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:41.490
all -time single -season sack record. Yeah. Five

00:19:41.490 --> 00:19:44.109
sacks away. You know, won a game and he's got

00:19:44.109 --> 00:19:47.849
it. Wow. And the Chiefs are struggling along

00:19:47.849 --> 00:19:49.950
to break double digits with the whole team put

00:19:49.950 --> 00:19:52.289
together. Yeah, and a lot of that is, frankly,

00:19:52.509 --> 00:19:55.269
I mean, we haven't had the picks for so long

00:19:55.269 --> 00:19:57.390
either. True. that we couldn't get it. But still,

00:19:57.529 --> 00:19:59.910
I mean, they found enough to get Mahomes when

00:19:59.910 --> 00:20:02.529
we were having a playoff season and they still

00:20:02.529 --> 00:20:05.150
ran up and got him. Yeah. And that's also due

00:20:05.150 --> 00:20:07.710
to other people's ignorance too. Yeah. You know,

00:20:07.710 --> 00:20:09.930
going, oh, that guy's – his footwork's wrong.

00:20:09.990 --> 00:20:12.630
Everybody says it in the NFL Network. Yeah. Got

00:20:12.630 --> 00:20:16.250
to be true. Don't get him. I guess it's a lot

00:20:16.250 --> 00:20:19.049
easier to miss on a quarterback pick than on

00:20:19.049 --> 00:20:23.079
alignment. Yes. Offense or defense. I mean, generally

00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:25.299
a lineman, you can get something out of them

00:20:25.299 --> 00:20:28.779
unless their name is Brian Josuak. Yeah. Yeah,

00:20:28.779 --> 00:20:31.539
yeah, yeah. Or what was the guy in Green Bay,

00:20:31.740 --> 00:20:34.099
Marinovich, or no? That was the quarterback guy.

00:20:34.420 --> 00:20:37.000
Yeah, yeah, Marinovich, Todd Marinovich. That

00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.680
was the quarterback guy. But anyway, Green Bay

00:20:39.680 --> 00:20:42.640
drafted this offensive lineman number one overall,

00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:46.359
and he was just a steroid queen. Yeah, what the

00:20:46.359 --> 00:20:48.940
hell was his name? Yeah, he couldn't play. Just

00:20:48.940 --> 00:20:53.599
not at all. Yeah. And then his body was so fragile

00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:58.819
from the steroids that he just broke apart. If

00:20:58.819 --> 00:21:00.839
I was NFL, I would have said, you know what,

00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:02.819
come here, come here. We're going to give you

00:21:02.819 --> 00:21:05.839
a pick. We're sorry. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that

00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:09.259
guy's name ended in bitch. It was something bitch,

00:21:09.339 --> 00:21:13.339
yeah. Yeah. Big old meat -headed guy. Yeah. But

00:21:13.339 --> 00:21:15.380
after all that came out, I looked at him and

00:21:15.380 --> 00:21:18.619
said, I should have noticed. It was just a big

00:21:18.619 --> 00:21:23.859
steroid influence bag of whatever. Yeah. So,

00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:28.480
all right, so the Chiefs won, but, I mean, okay.

00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:31.140
They won ugly. Yeah, they won ugly. There's a

00:21:31.140 --> 00:21:33.039
lot to be said for that, yes, but there's also

00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:35.819
a lot to not be said for that either. Look, the

00:21:35.819 --> 00:21:39.180
Colts are 8 -2, and as Dick Vermeule used to

00:21:39.180 --> 00:21:42.539
point out, you are your record. Yeah. So a 5

00:21:42.539 --> 00:21:47.079
-5 team, well, they came here. Beat an 8 -2 team,

00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:50.900
yeah, okay. And it took overtime. Is there really

00:21:50.900 --> 00:21:52.839
shame in that, or is there shame in that because

00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:54.759
of the caliber of team we've been in the past?

00:21:57.140 --> 00:21:59.299
Yeah, for me, I think it's because you're not

00:21:59.299 --> 00:22:02.400
performing up to your potential. Yeah, you can

00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:04.539
get to the end zone ten times and only score

00:22:04.539 --> 00:22:07.779
once. And Indy was helping with all the penalties

00:22:07.779 --> 00:22:10.240
they were committing. Yes. I mean, there were

00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:13.440
a lot of times when pass interference saved a

00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:17.720
drive. Yes. and flipped the field. So the Chiefs

00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:20.019
benefited greatly from Indianapolis having a

00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:23.960
really bad day. Yeah. And also, you've got to

00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:26.359
give that to the Chiefs, too. You play somebody

00:22:26.359 --> 00:22:27.859
hard. They stepped up and took advantage. Yeah,

00:22:27.859 --> 00:22:29.460
they're going to be holding and getting in front

00:22:29.460 --> 00:22:35.160
of you if you're open. And also, I kind of see

00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:36.880
a little bit more of what they see in Hollywood

00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:41.440
Brown now. Yeah. He's a detour. He's like a decoy.

00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:44.599
Not a detour, but a decoy. To a lot of extent.

00:22:44.940 --> 00:22:46.980
Yeah, yeah. I remember mentioning to my wife

00:22:46.980 --> 00:22:48.680
about halfway through the third quarter, have

00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:51.019
you heard Hollywood's Browns name mentioned at

00:22:51.019 --> 00:22:54.319
all? No. No. It's like they haven't even thrown

00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:58.339
to him. No. If they re -sign him, I'm going to

00:22:58.339 --> 00:23:02.180
be furious. Yeah, yeah. Thornton should be over

00:23:02.180 --> 00:23:04.640
there. Thornton should have that spot. By the

00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:06.579
end of the season, Thornton's going to have somebody's

00:23:06.579 --> 00:23:11.119
spot. I'm not sure who. When Noah Gray goes out,

00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:14.059
Who do they have because he is injured or he

00:23:14.059 --> 00:23:16.839
was injured? Well, we got Tunyon, who they signed

00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:19.960
from the Packers. Yeah. But behind him, I don't

00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.180
know who they got. You could put a receiver in

00:23:22.180 --> 00:23:24.839
there. Yeah. That could be Thornton. I'd love

00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:27.200
to see how that works. If it's strictly going

00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:29.180
to be a blocking tight end, then you could just

00:23:29.180 --> 00:23:30.740
have a lineman come in. Exactly. But you're short

00:23:30.740 --> 00:23:32.680
on those two. You're short. Yeah, that's true.

00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:35.200
We'll have to see what the injury report is.

00:23:35.980 --> 00:23:38.240
But I don't know if I even want our lineman even.

00:23:38.619 --> 00:23:40.660
I don't know. Yeah. They got enough on their

00:23:40.660 --> 00:23:42.099
plate. They got enough. Before they have to come

00:23:42.099 --> 00:23:44.099
in and sub as a tight end. And that could be

00:23:44.099 --> 00:23:45.960
one of the long and shorts of Thornton not being

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:49.299
in there. Yeah. They need more blocking. So that's

00:23:49.299 --> 00:23:51.779
another thing, too. There's so many things that

00:23:51.779 --> 00:23:54.359
we don't see behind the scenes either. You know,

00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:57.680
in Hollywood Brown, they may just strictly be

00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:00.180
like, you know, during the playoffs. Playoffs.

00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.240
Playoffs. So he's going to have one huge run

00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:05.039
that's going to save the game. And they know

00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:07.299
this. And they're like, we're keeping him because

00:24:07.299 --> 00:24:09.799
of that. He's worth the money. I mean, it's like

00:24:09.799 --> 00:24:12.500
Darius Toney. They kept him, and people are like,

00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:15.400
why in the hell are they keeping him? He could

00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:17.779
have been the MVP easily in that Super Bowl.

00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:21.200
Easily. Right place, right time, for sure. And

00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:23.680
then after that, what'd he do? Took a dump right

00:24:23.680 --> 00:24:26.960
there in the field. Oh, my gosh. That was one

00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:30.000
of the best examples of falling off a cliff you'll

00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:32.599
ever see. Well, yeah, he fell off a cliff, came

00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:35.920
back, fell off a cliff again. Came back, and

00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:38.140
then now he's, well, no, he quit his rapping

00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:39.960
career. Now he wants to be known as a football

00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:42.720
guy, I think is what they said. So you think

00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:45.039
maybe some mental illness may be involved in

00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:46.680
that too? Could be, could be. With the constant

00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:50.000
changing of your life path or whatever? I don't

00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:57.259
know. So, all right. We agree that that was an

00:24:57.259 --> 00:24:59.380
ugly win. We're glad they won, but we also are

00:24:59.380 --> 00:25:03.059
not really like. very enthusiastic about it either.

00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:06.319
Yeah, there was some guy in the post -game highlight

00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:08.779
show that was saying, oh, the Chiefs are back,

00:25:08.859 --> 00:25:11.339
man. Watch out for the Chiefs. This really convinced

00:25:11.339 --> 00:25:17.019
me. Bullshit. No, bullshit. Anybody at five minutes

00:25:17.019 --> 00:25:19.859
left in the fourth quarter and we're down 20

00:25:19.859 --> 00:25:22.859
-9 that thought that we were going to win is

00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:26.730
either a fool or lying to themselves. Yeah. The

00:25:26.730 --> 00:25:28.910
way we're playing and how abysmal they were.

00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:32.990
And every time we ended up in the red zone and

00:25:32.990 --> 00:25:35.230
not done a damn thing that day. And we thought

00:25:35.230 --> 00:25:38.630
that things were going to change. And, I mean,

00:25:38.670 --> 00:25:41.069
they changed just enough for us to win. Yeah.

00:25:41.130 --> 00:25:43.549
There were a lot of circumstances happening that

00:25:43.549 --> 00:25:45.529
worked out just right for the Chiefs to be able

00:25:45.529 --> 00:25:49.130
to win that game in overtime. Yeah. And also,

00:25:49.250 --> 00:25:53.630
you're looking at Daniel Jones. Isn't it Daniel

00:25:53.630 --> 00:25:56.019
Jones? Yeah. Yeah, Daniel Jones, he's a paper

00:25:56.019 --> 00:26:00.240
tiger. You know, you can, during the regular

00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:02.980
season, you can do death by paper cut. Yeah.

00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:05.119
When you start facing the elite, talented NFL,

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:09.660
death by paper cut dies. Yeah, yeah, he did seem

00:26:09.660 --> 00:26:12.099
to be pretty uncomfortable in the second half.

00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:14.640
Like, he couldn't quite figure out what was going

00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:19.380
on. He started missing throws. They had something

00:26:19.380 --> 00:26:22.460
figured out about him. Well, you take away, Daniel

00:26:22.460 --> 00:26:25.200
Jones is a lot like Sam Darnold. You take away

00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:27.299
the deep threat because he doesn't have that

00:26:27.299 --> 00:26:29.380
kind of an arm. Oh, yeah. You take away the deep

00:26:29.380 --> 00:26:31.460
threat, or not the deep threat. You don't worry

00:26:31.460 --> 00:26:33.079
about the deep threat because he's going to probably

00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:35.859
miss them one -on -one anyhow. What you worry

00:26:35.859 --> 00:26:39.039
about is the slants and the depth by paper cut.

00:26:39.480 --> 00:26:41.140
And now I think that's one of the things that

00:26:41.140 --> 00:26:43.119
the Chiefs did was they're like, no, we're guarding

00:26:43.119 --> 00:26:45.599
against a little dunk that the people are running

00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:48.259
10 yards on. That's true, yeah. They get a little

00:26:48.259 --> 00:26:50.420
three -yard pass and run for seven or eight or

00:26:50.420 --> 00:26:56.049
ten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let them throw the

00:26:56.049 --> 00:26:58.650
long ball because they'll miss or we'll pick

00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:01.269
it off or something. Yeah, and that's where,

00:27:01.349 --> 00:27:04.650
like, why you see the elite quarterbacks. Normally

00:27:04.650 --> 00:27:07.509
you see the elite quarterbacks in the playoffs

00:27:07.509 --> 00:27:13.029
and the Super Bowl is because of that. They have

00:27:13.029 --> 00:27:15.990
a well – they're well -rounded. They can do everything

00:27:15.990 --> 00:27:19.210
well, including running. Okay, so you have that

00:27:19.210 --> 00:27:21.529
with Mahomes. You have that with Josh Allen.

00:27:21.670 --> 00:27:24.299
You have that with Jalen Hurts. You have that

00:27:24.299 --> 00:27:28.359
with the upper echelon quarterbacks, if you will.

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:31.339
Yeah. Although a lot of people – I'm the other

00:27:31.339 --> 00:27:33.220
way about Hurts. I think Hurts is one of the

00:27:33.220 --> 00:27:36.839
elite. A lot of people say no. But no, whenever

00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:40.180
it really counts. He does it normally. I mean,

00:27:40.220 --> 00:27:42.799
he didn't do it last game. It was complete failure

00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:45.539
against – Oh, yeah. They were up 21 to nothing.

00:27:45.579 --> 00:27:49.380
The Eagles and lost to the Cowboys 24 -21. And

00:27:49.380 --> 00:27:51.980
all of these happen early in the game. Yeah.

00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:55.440
So. Alex Smith, or no, somebody had an observation

00:27:55.440 --> 00:28:02.099
about the Eagles offense. It was Alex Smith that

00:28:02.099 --> 00:28:04.279
made this comment about the Eagles offense. I

00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.400
love his commentary. I think he's really intelligent.

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.200
Well, obviously he is. Anyhow, go ahead. What

00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:13.079
he said is the Eagles offense to him looks rudimentary.

00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:19.140
Really? Yeah. See, I trust his opinion. He said

00:28:19.140 --> 00:28:23.480
it's simple, it's basic. Without saying it, he

00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:26.920
said it was dumbed down. Why in the world would

00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:29.059
they do it? Jalen Hurts can run whatever offense

00:28:29.059 --> 00:28:31.559
you want him to run. He's smart. He's capable.

00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:34.460
He can do it. Why have they dumbed down the offense?

00:28:35.259 --> 00:28:38.420
Is something missing? Is an offensive lineman

00:28:38.420 --> 00:28:41.819
hurt or something? Could be. I'll have to look

00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:44.740
a little more in -depth into it. They lost a

00:28:44.740 --> 00:28:48.779
receiver, didn't they, or a couple? You know,

00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:50.079
I haven't really been paying that much attention.

00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:52.079
I don't like the Eagles, so I don't really pay

00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:54.660
that much attention to them. But that just really

00:28:54.660 --> 00:28:57.039
struck me. Why in the world? I mean, I believe

00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:59.039
Alex Smith when he says they've dumbed down the

00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:01.480
offense. Why in the world would they do that?

00:29:01.779 --> 00:29:08.279
Yeah. I don't know. It makes you wonder if they're

00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:11.779
doing that for now. That could be a thing is

00:29:11.779 --> 00:29:14.039
they're saving themselves for the playoffs. They're

00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:18.279
just showing only what they have to show. Yeah,

00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:19.819
that's what I think. And hiding the rest. So,

00:29:19.819 --> 00:29:22.039
yeah, it could be. I think it's that because

00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:24.980
he watched Andy Reid, the guy that beat him in

00:29:24.980 --> 00:29:27.319
the Super Bowl a few years ago when he got his

00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:30.460
revenge last year. Yeah. So, I think he's kind

00:29:30.460 --> 00:29:32.220
of like, they're showing us all this stuff that

00:29:32.220 --> 00:29:36.019
they didn't show before. Okay, so I think there

00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:37.539
may be some of that. He's like, you know what,

00:29:37.579 --> 00:29:40.160
let's take a page out of his book, keep everything

00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:42.279
vanilla. We know we're going to the playoffs.

00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:45.750
Yeah. Playoffs, yeah. We're probably going to

00:29:45.750 --> 00:29:47.529
have home field, but they're like us. They don't

00:29:47.529 --> 00:29:49.650
care. They're like, just get us there. We'll

00:29:49.650 --> 00:29:52.250
do the rest. That is a fine line to walk is,

00:29:52.289 --> 00:29:54.210
you know, keep it simple enough you don't give

00:29:54.210 --> 00:29:58.250
stuff away, but you still got to win. Yeah. And

00:29:58.250 --> 00:30:01.150
they didn't. No. And I may be giving them way

00:30:01.150 --> 00:30:03.289
too much credit. I may be giving them way too

00:30:03.289 --> 00:30:05.609
much credit. You got to think they're smarter

00:30:05.609 --> 00:30:07.589
than they appear because they did win it last

00:30:07.589 --> 00:30:11.309
year. Yeah, they did. That's what I'm going off

00:30:11.309 --> 00:30:13.480
of. is there were some brilliant moves they did

00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:16.279
last year during the season that really solidified

00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:19.920
what kind of team they had. Yeah. And besides

00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.460
their drafting and their pickups and everything

00:30:22.460 --> 00:30:24.680
were just brilliant. Yeah. Getting Barkley was

00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.500
a big part of it. Barkley was huge. Yeah. So

00:30:27.500 --> 00:30:31.980
they looked over at the Ravens and said, Travis

00:30:31.980 --> 00:30:36.579
Henry, huh? Let's look around. Oh, Shaquan Barkley.

00:30:37.390 --> 00:30:40.130
Yeah, and also, we hate New York anyhow, so,

00:30:40.210 --> 00:30:42.309
you know, give them the big double barrel. Yeah.

00:30:42.470 --> 00:30:45.269
And New York come back and said, we got Scataboo.

00:30:45.450 --> 00:30:51.210
No, you don't. Yeah, right now he's fucking eating

00:30:51.210 --> 00:30:54.170
Pop -Tarts, watching I Dream of Jeannie with

00:30:54.170 --> 00:30:56.789
his leg up in there. I can't help it. Every time

00:30:56.789 --> 00:30:59.009
I see that guy's name, I think it says Skater

00:30:59.009 --> 00:31:03.910
Boy. It's not what an African -American gentleman

00:31:03.910 --> 00:31:08.349
told me he thought it sounded like. And I was

00:31:08.349 --> 00:31:10.650
like, oh, my God, I never thought about that.

00:31:10.950 --> 00:31:13.029
I think I know what you're saying. Yeah. It starts

00:31:13.029 --> 00:31:15.309
with a J. Yeah, but he could say that. I could.

00:31:15.450 --> 00:31:19.829
Yeah. I was like, oh, oh, gotcha. About the closest

00:31:19.829 --> 00:31:23.170
you can come is those semi -carnival people called

00:31:23.170 --> 00:31:27.329
juggalos. Yes. That's similar to the word you're

00:31:27.329 --> 00:31:32.470
thinking of. The ICP guys, the juggalos. What

00:31:32.470 --> 00:31:35.619
was that one? There's an ICP song. Juggalos,

00:31:35.619 --> 00:31:39.779
he's a Hulkamaniac and all this stuff. He is.

00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:45.519
He is. I know a lot of proud juggalos, though.

00:31:45.579 --> 00:31:49.000
A lot of them. Oh, my gosh. Who's going chicken

00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:51.319
hunting? We ain't going chicken hunting. You

00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:52.819
know, I got to listen to some of that again.

00:31:56.140 --> 00:31:59.559
All right, let's see. What's the one song they're

00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:01.819
doing where they're doing the dating game? And

00:32:01.819 --> 00:32:04.180
they go, all right, bachelor number three, what

00:32:04.180 --> 00:32:06.240
would you do when we first met? Well, the first

00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:08.119
thing I'd do, I'd stick my finger in your face,

00:32:08.180 --> 00:32:13.920
I'd call you a whore. And I'd just sit here going,

00:32:14.059 --> 00:32:16.619
oh, my gosh, no wonder I don't hear this on the

00:32:16.619 --> 00:32:21.900
radio. They can't play it. All right, okay, so

00:32:21.900 --> 00:32:27.859
Cowboys, their Thanksgiving Day. You know what

00:32:27.859 --> 00:32:30.400
worries me more than anything is? It's Thanksgiving

00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.059
Day. Yeah. The Cowboys have a tradition. We don't.

00:32:34.059 --> 00:32:36.880
The Cowboys are amped up because of their win

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:40.059
over the Eagles. The Eagles. The Eagles. They

00:32:40.059 --> 00:32:44.180
had just an amazing game. Yeah, they did. Holding

00:32:44.180 --> 00:32:46.500
them to virtually nothing after the 21 points.

00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:48.259
Well, they did. They held them to no points after

00:32:48.259 --> 00:32:50.200
that. And they came back and won in overtime

00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:53.680
by three. Amazing. Or was it overtime? Or am

00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:56.200
I getting that mixed up with the Chiefs game?

00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:57.859
No, the Chiefs was overtime. The Chiefs was overtime,

00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:01.670
yeah. So they came back and won. So that can

00:33:01.670 --> 00:33:06.789
work two ways. The letdown game afterwards. True.

00:33:06.930 --> 00:33:10.390
But this being Thanksgiving and this being his

00:33:10.390 --> 00:33:14.849
dad's old team, pretty much you would call it

00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:17.430
a regional, not a rivalry because they're not

00:33:17.430 --> 00:33:21.210
in the same division, but new team versus former

00:33:21.210 --> 00:33:23.630
team. There are a lot of different scenarios

00:33:23.630 --> 00:33:27.869
and little lines going on there, some little

00:33:27.869 --> 00:33:30.359
caption lines going on. Don't forget that before

00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:32.140
they were the Kansas City Chiefs, they were the

00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:34.380
Dallas Texans. That's what I was saying. Crosstown

00:33:34.380 --> 00:33:37.079
rivals of the Dallas Cowboys. For two years,

00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:41.359
they shared that city. So there's some residual

00:33:41.359 --> 00:33:45.299
heat there, I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah, so I think

00:33:45.299 --> 00:33:49.000
there's a – yeah. So, you know, I hate saying

00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.720
this, but I don't see the Chiefs doing it. I

00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:54.000
just – look, they pulled off that last game.

00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:57.819
It was at home. But I love them, and I wish they

00:33:57.819 --> 00:34:01.029
would. But I just don't – unless something –

00:34:01.029 --> 00:34:03.369
they flipped a switch when all that happened

00:34:03.369 --> 00:34:05.769
in the fourth quarter and them coming back in

00:34:05.769 --> 00:34:08.130
overtime. Unless the switch was flipped and they

00:34:08.130 --> 00:34:11.449
got some of it figured out, I don't see it. Yeah.

00:34:11.550 --> 00:34:14.110
What about you? I'm kind of feeling like this

00:34:14.110 --> 00:34:16.329
is turning into a win -one -lose -one season

00:34:16.329 --> 00:34:17.610
for the Chiefs. Yeah, I think so. And we're going

00:34:17.610 --> 00:34:20.829
to finish as close to 500 as you can with an

00:34:20.829 --> 00:34:23.010
uneven number of games. Yeah, we're either going

00:34:23.010 --> 00:34:25.329
to be one up or one down this year is the way

00:34:25.329 --> 00:34:27.429
I see it. But, I mean, I've been wrong so many

00:34:27.429 --> 00:34:30.670
times before. True, true. And I hope I am. I

00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:33.570
do think the Chiefs' defense is starting to be

00:34:33.570 --> 00:34:36.329
for real and something that you can start to

00:34:36.329 --> 00:34:38.369
count on, or at least they can step up when it

00:34:38.369 --> 00:34:40.369
counts. Okay, if you can do that, if they can

00:34:40.369 --> 00:34:44.090
do what they've done the last two quarters, pretty

00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:48.170
much the second half of this last game, if they

00:34:48.170 --> 00:34:52.340
can repeat that to some degree. then you're going

00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:55.920
to see the Chiefs will win. On the other hand,

00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:59.559
it doesn't take a really good defense to beat

00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:01.719
the Chiefs' offense this season. No, that's the

00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:03.739
thing I'm worried about is more the offense than

00:35:03.739 --> 00:35:07.139
I am the defense. The Colts didn't necessarily

00:35:07.139 --> 00:35:10.099
have a great offense. They had a decent one.

00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:14.059
They're run heavy, and Jones is doing well. But

00:35:14.059 --> 00:35:16.199
they had to make a lot of mistakes for us to

00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.780
have a chance to win in overtime. Yes. And I

00:35:19.780 --> 00:35:21.960
look around at the league and all the great defenses

00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.500
out there. I mean, the Texans have an awesome

00:35:24.500 --> 00:35:27.719
defense. The Broncos have an awesome defense.

00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:32.300
The Bills have a good defense. We're going to

00:35:32.300 --> 00:35:34.099
have to get through those guys if we want to

00:35:34.099 --> 00:35:37.800
do something in the postseason. The Texans are

00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:40.460
next after Thanksgiving. Yeah, and the Texans

00:35:40.460 --> 00:35:42.579
always play the Chiefs tough. And they have a

00:35:42.579 --> 00:35:46.079
great defense. It's going to destroy. anything

00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:48.380
the Chiefs try to do. The Chiefs are going to

00:35:48.380 --> 00:35:51.280
have to do something really unexpected. I'm not

00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:56.079
talking trick plays. I'm talking about not being

00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:57.960
the team you've been. Don't take forever in the

00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.619
pocket. Get the ball and within two seconds throw

00:36:01.619 --> 00:36:04.300
it somewhere. Even if it means throwing it to

00:36:04.300 --> 00:36:08.880
the sideline, throw it somewhere. Just give them

00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.139
two seconds to react and do that all game long.

00:36:12.029 --> 00:36:14.530
and you'll have a chance against their secondary.

00:36:14.610 --> 00:36:18.829
But the longer you take, I can see a lot of interceptions

00:36:18.829 --> 00:36:20.809
coming. I'm getting the game ahead, but I can

00:36:20.809 --> 00:36:23.530
see a lot of interceptions against the Texans.

00:36:23.630 --> 00:36:26.989
I could too. Hell, they intercepted Kelly four

00:36:26.989 --> 00:36:32.230
times. Yes. God. I know. Or not Kelly, but Allen.

00:36:32.710 --> 00:36:35.710
Allen, yeah, Josh Allen. They intercepted it

00:36:35.710 --> 00:36:37.989
for him. No, no, no, actually pretty much the

00:36:37.989 --> 00:36:39.489
same person right now. Sacked him eight times,

00:36:39.710 --> 00:36:42.909
intercepted him four times. Yeah. We cannot have

00:36:42.909 --> 00:36:45.889
that kind of performance and win. The only thing

00:36:45.889 --> 00:36:50.889
is it's here, which helps. So it's going to be

00:36:50.889 --> 00:36:52.789
an interesting game, that game right there. But,

00:36:52.789 --> 00:36:56.789
okay, so what's your prediction? And I'm talking

00:36:56.789 --> 00:37:00.150
about, like, how the game forms, how it starts

00:37:00.150 --> 00:37:07.300
off, middle, ending. Us versus Cowboys. I'm seeing

00:37:07.300 --> 00:37:10.659
a slow start by the Chiefs offense. The defense

00:37:10.659 --> 00:37:13.420
is going to hang in there. I can see it being

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:16.360
within two scores at halftime. But the Chiefs

00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:22.679
are going to be behind again. And I see the fourth

00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.760
quarter being really ugly. Yes. Because by that

00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:28.159
point, the O -line for the Chiefs is kind of

00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:31.179
worn down. Mahomes is getting planted on his

00:37:31.179 --> 00:37:34.079
ass. On just about every pass play, whether it's

00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:36.119
a sack or whether he gets it thrown, he's still

00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.360
getting hammered. Mistakes are going to get made,

00:37:39.460 --> 00:37:44.860
and I pretty much see the Chiefs having trouble

00:37:44.860 --> 00:37:49.139
scoring in the second half at all. Yes. So I'm

00:37:49.139 --> 00:37:52.019
thinking Cowboys are going to win. Being at home

00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:54.199
on Thanksgiving after an awesome win against

00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:57.840
the Eagles, I just, you know, the Chiefs won,

00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.550
but that wasn't the game to build on. That was

00:38:00.550 --> 00:38:02.530
a game where you go, oh, thank God we didn't

00:38:02.530 --> 00:38:04.309
lose that. Oh, skin of my nuts game. Yes. Like,

00:38:04.309 --> 00:38:07.150
shoo. And that's not one that pumps you up. That's

00:38:07.150 --> 00:38:09.809
one that scares you. Yeah. And you know what?

00:38:09.869 --> 00:38:11.489
In the locker room, maybe they view it different.

00:38:11.690 --> 00:38:13.449
Maybe they're kind of like, we sacked up and

00:38:13.449 --> 00:38:19.570
did it. Yeah. But, okay, I think you're absolutely

00:38:19.570 --> 00:38:22.010
right on everything pretty much. Unfortunately.

00:38:22.409 --> 00:38:28.909
Yeah. One thing is, if they're going to. They

00:38:28.909 --> 00:38:30.610
cannot go three and out and keep doing that.

00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:34.809
No, yeah. Prescott is a really good passer when

00:38:34.809 --> 00:38:36.690
he's out throwing interceptions. Yeah. He's really

00:38:36.690 --> 00:38:40.230
good. But he's kind of like Derek Goff was the

00:38:40.230 --> 00:38:41.929
last few years. Not this year, though, but the

00:38:41.929 --> 00:38:44.690
last few years. If he gets on an interception

00:38:44.690 --> 00:38:47.070
tirade, look for several. Yeah. Don't look for

00:38:47.070 --> 00:38:49.429
one. Look for like 30 of them. Yeah, that's a

00:38:49.429 --> 00:38:53.170
good point. Yeah. Yeah. So it was just like Brock

00:38:53.170 --> 00:38:56.179
Purdy last night. Yes. My God, what happened

00:38:56.179 --> 00:38:59.679
to that guy's eyes? Three drives in a row, Purdy

00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.599
was picked off to kill the drive. I know. Amazingly,

00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:05.159
they still won. Well, it's Carolina. Yeah, the

00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.119
Panthers' offense isn't doing much. But, yeah,

00:39:08.219 --> 00:39:10.739
the Panthers' defense shows everyone that the

00:39:10.739 --> 00:39:13.739
Niners aren't really what they think they are.

00:39:13.900 --> 00:39:16.780
I never thought they were that anyhow. No. No,

00:39:16.780 --> 00:39:19.199
even when they were winning with Mac Jones, not

00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:21.239
Daniel Jones, Mac Jones, even when they were

00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.119
winning with Mac Jones, it looked to me kind

00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:27.139
of like a – Oh, what would you call it? Like

00:39:27.139 --> 00:39:32.820
a fake. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. So, yeah, we both

00:39:32.820 --> 00:39:34.699
are in agreement on the Chiefs game. We think

00:39:34.699 --> 00:39:37.760
they're going to come up short. Yeah. Like you

00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:41.099
said, this season just smells to me of a win

00:39:41.099 --> 00:39:43.699
one, lose one, like you said. Yeah. Another thing

00:39:43.699 --> 00:39:45.619
that's really concerning me lately is the number

00:39:45.619 --> 00:39:48.559
of passes that Mahomes is having tipped and batted

00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:51.599
away. How about the interceptions? It's blatant.

00:39:52.090 --> 00:39:54.809
Yeah, directly throwing it to the guy. What the

00:39:54.809 --> 00:39:58.150
hell? Mahomes used to be able to throw around

00:39:58.150 --> 00:40:01.489
the guy or fake him out, make him jump, and then

00:40:01.489 --> 00:40:04.449
throw. And that's just gone now. That's out of

00:40:04.449 --> 00:40:06.789
his repertoire, apparently. They're baiting him.

00:40:07.250 --> 00:40:10.130
They're learning his idiosyncrasies and they're

00:40:10.130 --> 00:40:13.210
baiting him. They're using AI. That's it right

00:40:13.210 --> 00:40:16.869
there. I really do think that they studied him

00:40:16.869 --> 00:40:18.909
enough to where they know his tendencies. They're

00:40:18.909 --> 00:40:21.070
like, okay, if I dart to the left, he's going

00:40:21.070 --> 00:40:23.050
to think that I'm over there. They're doing little

00:40:23.050 --> 00:40:25.429
things like that that we don't even necessarily

00:40:25.429 --> 00:40:28.550
see because of the camera. But if you went to

00:40:28.550 --> 00:40:30.869
the quarterback's coach or something and go,

00:40:30.969 --> 00:40:32.750
what is going on? They're going to go, yeah,

00:40:32.769 --> 00:40:34.969
what they're doing is they figured him out. And

00:40:34.969 --> 00:40:36.650
what we're trying to do is we're trying to do

00:40:36.650 --> 00:40:39.489
this. We know he's going to throw a couple interceptions,

00:40:39.530 --> 00:40:41.570
but you wait until later on in the game. They're

00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:43.190
going to be used to him doing this, and we're

00:40:43.190 --> 00:40:45.429
going to do that. There's so much of that chess

00:40:45.429 --> 00:40:48.070
stuff going on, it's really hard to tell. There

00:40:48.070 --> 00:40:50.550
was a Super Bowl between the Raiders and the

00:40:50.550 --> 00:40:55.190
then Washington Redskins, now Commanders. And

00:40:55.190 --> 00:40:59.630
at one point in the game, the Washington team

00:40:59.630 --> 00:41:03.050
was on their own like 15, and they lined up in

00:41:03.050 --> 00:41:06.110
a certain formation. and the Raiders defensive

00:41:06.110 --> 00:41:09.289
coach said, I've seen that before on game film.

00:41:09.349 --> 00:41:11.929
They're going to throw a screen out to the left.

00:41:12.449 --> 00:41:15.530
So he sent Jack Skwirek, remember Jack Skwirek?

00:41:15.530 --> 00:41:17.989
Yeah, I remember him, yeah. Big, tall linebacker.

00:41:17.989 --> 00:41:21.409
They sent him in and told him, you run right

00:41:21.409 --> 00:41:23.369
out there where I know he's going to throw the

00:41:23.369 --> 00:41:26.090
ball. And sure enough, when the play started,

00:41:26.349 --> 00:41:28.530
Skwirek ran right there, picked it off, and ran

00:41:28.530 --> 00:41:31.690
it in for a touchdown. Because he knew for dead

00:41:31.690 --> 00:41:35.179
certain. exactly what that play was and how to

00:41:35.179 --> 00:41:38.840
beat it. And I'm starting to hear that one of

00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:41.519
the Chiefs receivers, I think it's worthy, has

00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:45.119
a tell. And that opposing teams know when it's

00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.800
a pass and he's the primary receiver. And also

00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.360
Taylor, too. Yeah, Taylor. Juan Taylor with his

00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.219
foot. Yeah, when he puts his foot back, it's

00:41:53.219 --> 00:41:57.539
a pass. Now that they know that, you can bait

00:41:57.539 --> 00:41:59.820
teams. Yes, I hope that you start using that.

00:42:00.539 --> 00:42:03.489
I do one -on -one -off. One on, one off. Yep.

00:42:03.530 --> 00:42:06.510
Just really mind -fuck them. But they better

00:42:06.510 --> 00:42:09.530
figure out what that tail is on their receiver.

00:42:10.869 --> 00:42:13.530
The tail on the receivers, I think, is stance.

00:42:13.969 --> 00:42:16.289
Yeah, generally it's the stance, where they're

00:42:16.289 --> 00:42:19.449
looking. Yeah, yeah. And I can see that, too,

00:42:19.530 --> 00:42:21.429
because I would probably not be very far off

00:42:21.429 --> 00:42:23.710
of that either. It'll be like, all right, concentration,

00:42:24.050 --> 00:42:26.570
I've got to get open. So you're eyeballing that

00:42:26.570 --> 00:42:28.989
area that you're at. Sometimes it's as simple

00:42:28.989 --> 00:42:31.469
as that. Yeah. You know, it's kind of like he's

00:42:31.469 --> 00:42:33.110
looking over the sideline going, okay, I've got

00:42:33.110 --> 00:42:36.849
to get to the 40. I do a quick loop around to

00:42:36.849 --> 00:42:39.630
the left. And that's okay if you do that on the

00:42:39.630 --> 00:42:41.409
running plays when all you're doing is being

00:42:41.409 --> 00:42:43.769
a decoy. Yeah. If you do that same thing and

00:42:43.769 --> 00:42:45.849
do it every single time, then it's okay. But

00:42:45.849 --> 00:42:47.590
if, yeah, they can figure out it's like, oh,

00:42:47.670 --> 00:42:49.690
his attitude's different. He's standing a little

00:42:49.690 --> 00:42:52.190
different. Last time he did this, it was a pass.

00:42:52.750 --> 00:42:54.989
And there may be stuff Mahomes is doing too.

00:42:55.150 --> 00:42:59.130
Yeah. As good as he is, you can't catch everything.

00:42:59.389 --> 00:43:01.750
Yeah, yeah. They pay people a lot of money to

00:43:01.750 --> 00:43:04.329
study these. It's like Major League pitchers.

00:43:04.409 --> 00:43:06.750
And Mahomes was a pitcher in college. You'd think

00:43:06.750 --> 00:43:10.369
he'd be well -versed on hiding what you're about

00:43:10.369 --> 00:43:13.489
to do. You'd have to be a pitcher more than anybody.

00:43:13.690 --> 00:43:16.130
Yeah. Because look at a pitcher that tips his

00:43:16.130 --> 00:43:19.429
throws. Yes. They get murdered. They do. It starts

00:43:19.429 --> 00:43:25.400
off with like 10 jacks. 450 jacks. 450. foot

00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:28.820
jacks. Something's going on here. He's throwing

00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:31.139
good, but they're hitting the piss out of him.

00:43:31.659 --> 00:43:34.219
I heard one coach put it as, this guy throws

00:43:34.219 --> 00:43:36.599
a hell of a curveball, but he throws it like

00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:41.119
he's throwing a curveball. So it's an automatic

00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:44.920
ball every time. Everybody, here we go. Okay.

00:43:45.579 --> 00:43:51.800
Ten. Nine. Like the LaRue pitch. That thing was

00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:56.820
fun. Google it. Yeah. L -E -R -O -U -X. Yeah.

00:43:56.880 --> 00:44:01.960
Yeah, LaRue. His pitch was basically throwing,

00:44:02.019 --> 00:44:08.420
what, 12 foot in the air. There were great hitters

00:44:08.420 --> 00:44:10.519
that were mind -fucked the rest of the year after

00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:13.539
that. They couldn't get their timing back. He

00:44:13.539 --> 00:44:16.619
would throw it up 12 foot in the air, and it

00:44:16.619 --> 00:44:19.039
would break, come straight down, and hit the

00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.769
strike zone. Yes. That's got to screw with your

00:44:22.769 --> 00:44:25.010
head. Oh, my God, the LaRue pitch. But whenever

00:44:25.010 --> 00:44:28.110
that didn't work, you get 10 jacks in a row,

00:44:28.170 --> 00:44:31.070
like I said, 450 -yard footers and all that.

00:44:31.110 --> 00:44:33.489
But whatever that thing was on is unhittable.

00:44:33.670 --> 00:44:36.630
Yeah. I mean, it was like a knuckleball on steroids.

00:44:37.329 --> 00:44:40.309
Yes. I mean, that doesn't even do it justice.

00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:43.670
That thing was so out of nowhere. And I'm sure

00:44:43.670 --> 00:44:46.530
he did it by accident, too. Well, the way it

00:44:46.530 --> 00:44:48.969
works, I mean, we think we watch the ball, and

00:44:48.969 --> 00:44:50.590
when it's in the right place, we swing and we

00:44:50.590 --> 00:44:53.199
hit it. Yes. But our reflexes aren't that quick.

00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:55.260
No, it goes up in there and you're like, oh,

00:44:55.260 --> 00:44:58.800
ball, okay. Yeah. Every time the ball is thrown,

00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:03.820
the hitter predicts where the ball is going to

00:45:03.820 --> 00:45:07.480
be. Yeah. By the time he swings his bat and the

00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.739
bat gets to this point, he's predicting the ball

00:45:09.739 --> 00:45:11.699
will be there too. And the guys that are the

00:45:11.699 --> 00:45:14.820
better at predicting get hits. And the guys that

00:45:14.820 --> 00:45:16.719
can't make that prediction very well don't get

00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:18.739
hits. Because once you see it where you want

00:45:18.739 --> 00:45:21.610
it. You don't have time to hit it. It's already

00:45:21.610 --> 00:45:23.530
passed. And that's what I meant about the timing

00:45:23.530 --> 00:45:26.409
being going off. You throw off a hitter's timing

00:45:26.409 --> 00:45:28.190
and they're ruined. And they're used to watching

00:45:28.190 --> 00:45:30.610
the ball come in and then predicting the moment.

00:45:30.690 --> 00:45:32.989
But if it's, like, way above your head dropping

00:45:32.989 --> 00:45:35.750
straight down, it's harder to gauge the speed

00:45:35.750 --> 00:45:38.809
of that. It is. You just can't do it. Yeah. All

00:45:38.809 --> 00:45:40.949
you can do is, like, hold your bat out there

00:45:40.949 --> 00:45:43.550
and try to get a punt, I guess. Yeah, because

00:45:43.550 --> 00:45:45.050
you're not swinging on that. You're going to

00:45:45.050 --> 00:45:47.710
miss every time. Yes. It's coming from up in

00:45:47.710 --> 00:45:50.130
the air. from the sky, basically, instead of

00:45:50.130 --> 00:45:52.969
coming straight directly in front of you. Yeah,

00:45:53.070 --> 00:45:55.030
it's the difference between running towards somebody

00:45:55.030 --> 00:45:57.809
in order to tackle them, or you're running forward

00:45:57.809 --> 00:46:00.550
and they're running sideways across you. They

00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:03.670
try to time that hit. Yeah, it's virtually impossible

00:46:03.670 --> 00:46:07.929
to do. And even if you were schooled on that

00:46:07.929 --> 00:46:11.090
and you grew up on that, still, it's almost impossible

00:46:11.090 --> 00:46:15.960
to figure out. It was around a few years, but

00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:17.780
eventually, like everything else, they catch

00:46:17.780 --> 00:46:20.639
up to you. He can't go quite right. You know,

00:46:20.739 --> 00:46:22.480
I mean, that thing right there had to be done

00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.199
precisely the way it needs to be done. If not,

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:27.980
like I said, you get ten home runs in a row,

00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:29.460
and it's like, he doesn't have it today, take

00:46:29.460 --> 00:46:32.519
him out. Yeah. So, I got some bullet points.

00:46:32.699 --> 00:46:34.820
All righty. All right. I just wanted to comment

00:46:34.820 --> 00:46:37.800
that. The atmosphere here today, the temperature,

00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:40.000
the sun, the clouds, and the smell of all this

00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:42.460
food cooking, it really feels like a fall festival,

00:46:42.500 --> 00:46:43.719
doesn't it? It does, doesn't it? I love it. It

00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:47.420
feels like I'm out at the Shawnee Mission Farms

00:46:47.420 --> 00:46:50.079
or whatever that place is over there. The Lewisburg

00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.179
Cider Mill. Yeah, Pioneer Days, wherever. It

00:46:53.179 --> 00:46:55.719
just has that fall festival kind of feeling to

00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:58.099
it. It does. All we need to do is smell kettle

00:46:58.099 --> 00:47:01.219
corn right now. Yeah. Or funnel cakes. Oh, funnel

00:47:01.219 --> 00:47:04.519
cakes and kettle corn, yes. Yeah, I don't see

00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:07.119
any. I'd even take funnel corn or kettle cakes

00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:11.260
at this point. I'm sure they're very good. Okay,

00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:13.260
I'm distracted from the bullet points. No, no,

00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.840
that's all right. You deep fry all of them, whatever

00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:18.360
it is. You could deep fry this cup right here,

00:47:18.420 --> 00:47:20.639
and it would be fucking delicious. Yes, it would.

00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:26.639
A little chewy, but delicious. All right. Josh

00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:29.539
Allen, bullet points. Josh Allen, suddenly it

00:47:29.539 --> 00:47:31.800
doesn't look so good. How in the world do the

00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:34.219
Chiefs make Buffalo look so good every year?

00:47:34.940 --> 00:47:37.139
During the regular season. The regular season,

00:47:37.260 --> 00:47:43.300
yeah. Is it designed like that? It's partly,

00:47:43.460 --> 00:47:48.139
as they say, Andy Reid expects to meet Buffalo

00:47:48.139 --> 00:47:51.239
in the playoffs, so he's going to be a little

00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:57.699
more generic. And, you know, of course he wants

00:47:57.699 --> 00:47:59.480
to win because that's a good tiebreaker. But

00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:05.760
I think Buffalo more takes the attitude of we're

00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:07.440
going to win against the Chiefs every single

00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:10.179
opportunity we can. Regular season, preseason,

00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:12.380
wherever, we're going to try to beat them and

00:48:12.380 --> 00:48:14.619
win just to convince our guys, see it get done.

00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:20.659
Plus, I think the Bears have somebody on their

00:48:20.659 --> 00:48:23.340
squad. coaching -wise are in their office somewhere

00:48:23.340 --> 00:48:26.559
who is really good at analyzing Chiefs games.

00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:30.860
Yeah. And catching whatever trend the Chiefs

00:48:30.860 --> 00:48:33.539
are on by leading up to the Bills. It's like,

00:48:33.639 --> 00:48:35.900
okay, here's what's trending, here's what they're

00:48:35.900 --> 00:48:38.280
doing. You see, and I think that the devil's

00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:40.079
in the details, like always. Here's the deal.

00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:42.559
I think that they do that by design. They're

00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:43.699
like, all right, we're going to lose this one.

00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:46.639
It's out of conference. Or out of division, not

00:48:46.639 --> 00:48:49.099
conference. It's out of division. Who cares?

00:48:49.579 --> 00:48:51.360
It's probably not going to decide ultimately

00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.699
whether we're home field or not. And either way,

00:48:53.719 --> 00:48:55.360
the Chiefs win on the road. Yeah, they don't

00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:57.440
care. They've won there. They've won here. Yeah,

00:48:57.619 --> 00:49:01.059
they don't care. So what I'm saying here is I

00:49:01.059 --> 00:49:04.559
think it is by design by the Chiefs to throw

00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:07.260
a vanilla game out there because they don't want

00:49:07.260 --> 00:49:09.519
them knowing anything because they're always

00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:12.380
their Chief rival. Now, that's not taking anything

00:49:12.380 --> 00:49:15.900
away from Josh Allen and the Bills. No. Because

00:49:15.900 --> 00:49:18.119
the Chiefs should be able to win anyway, even

00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:20.139
with a vanilla game. And the Bills are still

00:49:20.139 --> 00:49:22.880
beating the Chiefs and making it look fairly

00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:24.980
easy and fairly safe. No, no, no. That wasn't

00:49:24.980 --> 00:49:26.840
a slight on the Bills. No, not at all. I'm just

00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:30.940
saying that the reason it's so lopsided usually

00:49:30.940 --> 00:49:34.159
is because of that. Because Andy Reid's like,

00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:35.400
all right, we're going to lose this. We don't

00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:37.340
care. He probably went in there going, look,

00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.699
guys, I'd really love for us to win, but if not,

00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:42.059
it's not the end of the world. But you know that's

00:49:42.059 --> 00:49:43.780
got to screw with the players. They're out there

00:49:43.780 --> 00:49:46.340
thinking all the time, you know, I blew that

00:49:46.340 --> 00:49:49.219
play, but oh well, doesn't matter. I think that's

00:49:49.219 --> 00:49:51.579
counterproductive. I'm sure it is happening,

00:49:51.659 --> 00:49:54.000
but I wish it wasn't. I really don't think it's

00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:56.059
a good idea. I hope they take this game coming

00:49:56.059 --> 00:49:58.960
up. Well, they need every game to be taken seriously

00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:01.599
because this, the Texans, if they can win both

00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:04.059
of them, then you're going to start looking at,

00:50:04.139 --> 00:50:08.079
who was it? Some bottom feeders, the Raiders,

00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:11.940
oh, Titans. Yeah. Yeah. But we still have to

00:50:11.940 --> 00:50:13.920
play Denver again. Yeah, we have to play Denver

00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:15.699
and the Chargers again. And the Chargers. And

00:50:15.699 --> 00:50:17.699
the Chargers are going to get up for us no matter

00:50:17.699 --> 00:50:20.940
what their record is. Yeah, yeah. So it's going

00:50:20.940 --> 00:50:24.079
to be interesting, but our path to the playoffs

00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:27.139
this year, I think, is this right here, overtaking

00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:29.579
the Chargers in the division. Yeah, go for that

00:50:29.579 --> 00:50:32.360
wild card. Yeah, yeah. You're not going to get

00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:35.539
– Denver's too far ahead unless there's a collapse

00:50:35.539 --> 00:50:38.940
and we get our shit together. Yeah. Yeah, I think

00:50:38.940 --> 00:50:41.019
you've got to count on no home games in the playoffs

00:50:41.019 --> 00:50:43.900
this year. It's going to be interesting to see

00:50:43.900 --> 00:50:46.599
though, isn't it? It will be, yeah. Well, if

00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:51.590
they make it, I kind of doubt that. I don't see

00:50:51.590 --> 00:50:53.829
the Chiefs making it. There aren't enough weak

00:50:53.829 --> 00:50:56.829
teams in the wild card hunt, and the Chiefs have

00:50:56.829 --> 00:50:59.050
lost every team in the wild card hunt. Yeah,

00:50:59.050 --> 00:51:01.110
that's what I was going to say. Every one of

00:51:01.110 --> 00:51:04.650
them you already look bad on. But we'll see.

00:51:04.690 --> 00:51:08.510
We'll see. All right. The lowest seeds to win

00:51:08.510 --> 00:51:12.090
the Super Bowl are the 2005 Steelers and the

00:51:12.090 --> 00:51:16.289
2010 Green Bay Packers, both of whom won as the

00:51:16.289 --> 00:51:19.429
number six seed. This year kind of suggests there

00:51:19.429 --> 00:51:22.769
could be a repeat. I would say so. Who would

00:51:22.769 --> 00:51:31.889
that or those teams be? As far as sixth seed?

00:51:32.329 --> 00:51:34.710
Yeah, sixth seed. I think right now isn't Tampa

00:51:34.710 --> 00:51:38.230
the sixth seed? Yes. I could see them doing it.

00:51:38.860 --> 00:51:41.219
They have to really, really start firing on all

00:51:41.219 --> 00:51:43.400
cylinders. Yeah, yeah. Right now, they're kind

00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:45.519
of in disarray. They are, they are. They can

00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:47.940
pull it together if they work hard, but... Baker

00:51:47.940 --> 00:51:50.400
Mayfield might be injured. Yeah, he's probably

00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:55.420
hiding it again. Yeah. No, if they could get

00:51:55.420 --> 00:51:59.920
their shit together, they could. Yeah. They could

00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:03.539
make a hell of a run. But that's a big if. Yeah.

00:52:04.500 --> 00:52:07.739
Possibly the Steelers. Because they were so good

00:52:07.739 --> 00:52:09.840
for a while, and now they're having all sorts

00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:11.579
of trouble. They could turn it around again.

00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.940
Yeah. The Steelers have a decent shot. The Chiefs,

00:52:14.940 --> 00:52:16.719
of course, if they can get there, then you cannot

00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:19.300
count. There's no way you can count them out.

00:52:19.340 --> 00:52:21.480
If they get there, then I would almost say that

00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:23.099
you're going to plan on them winning at least

00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:26.880
two games. Yeah. I think the only team to win

00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:30.460
the Super Bowl as a wild card was the Chiefs.

00:52:30.460 --> 00:52:32.480
I think it was the Raiders. Oh, I thought the

00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:36.760
Chiefs won 10 -6 as a wild card. The Raiders

00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:38.159
did. I'll have to check again, but I remember

00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:40.980
at least in the modern era. Oh, the modern era.

00:52:41.059 --> 00:52:45.300
Yeah. From like 70 on. 71 on. That would have

00:52:45.300 --> 00:52:48.619
been the Chiefs. I remember the record was 10

00:52:48.619 --> 00:52:50.139
-6, but I don't know if that was good enough

00:52:50.139 --> 00:52:52.820
to own the division at the time. Yeah. I'll double

00:52:52.820 --> 00:52:54.659
check on that, but I remember hearing at one

00:52:54.659 --> 00:52:57.480
point the only team to win the Super Bowl as

00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:59.300
a wild card was the Raiders. The Raiders did.

00:52:59.300 --> 00:53:01.000
I don't know if they were Oakland or Los Angeles

00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.079
at that point. They were Oakland. Oakland, yeah.

00:53:03.139 --> 00:53:07.559
And it was in the 70s. Yeah. And that was with

00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:11.980
their famous running back. And who was their

00:53:11.980 --> 00:53:16.760
quarterback? No, no, no, no. In the 70s? Yeah.

00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:20.460
They had Plunkett. Yeah, Plunkett was one of

00:53:20.460 --> 00:53:22.000
them. It might have been Plunkett. And then they

00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:25.219
had a really good running back. Was it Noah Marcus

00:53:25.219 --> 00:53:27.619
Allen yet? No, not yet. Oh, well, you know what?

00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.179
It doesn't matter. All right. And Marv Hubbard.

00:53:31.019 --> 00:53:37.019
Yeah, there we go. Yeah, Jim Plunkett, he went

00:53:37.019 --> 00:53:40.500
to the Super Bowl and he won one. Yeah. Yeah,

00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:43.699
that could have been Plunkett. All right, if

00:53:43.699 --> 00:53:45.559
the Chiefs fail to make the playoffs this season,

00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:49.019
will Andy Reid call it a day? No, I don't think

00:53:49.019 --> 00:53:51.360
so. No. I don't think he's still coming back.

00:53:51.659 --> 00:53:54.559
He looks to me like he's still on it, still loves

00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:57.099
doing it, still loves coaching the team, loves

00:53:57.099 --> 00:53:58.800
his players. I don't think he could leave his

00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:00.860
players right now. I think his players are his

00:54:00.860 --> 00:54:04.420
family. I am kind of wondering if the Chiefs

00:54:04.420 --> 00:54:06.940
fail to make the postseason, will Kelsey still

00:54:06.940 --> 00:54:11.059
retire? Okay. Would he want to end on that kind

00:54:11.059 --> 00:54:12.900
of season, or is he like, damn it, one more?

00:54:13.019 --> 00:54:15.719
It makes me wonder if anything short of a Super

00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:18.699
Bowl win is going to bring him back. Yeah. And,

00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:21.039
you know, with the fire and passion he's shown

00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:25.099
this year, I could see him coming back easily.

00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:29.699
Yeah. I mean, he's having a great season. Yeah,

00:54:29.780 --> 00:54:31.860
and he didn't definitely say he was retiring.

00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:34.159
He's just making it seem like it's a pretty strong

00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.619
possibility. He's mulling it over every day.

00:54:37.300 --> 00:54:41.340
But he's got to, let's see, his wife, well, his

00:54:41.340 --> 00:54:44.679
future wife, his fiancee, is going to be on tour

00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:46.800
for the foreseeable future and making albums.

00:54:47.219 --> 00:54:49.139
Why wouldn't he want to continue his career?

00:54:49.860 --> 00:54:53.480
There's a good point to that, yeah. He's had...

00:54:54.119 --> 00:54:56.119
All the records that he could be getting to.

00:54:56.559 --> 00:55:00.619
He's had his experience of joining her in her

00:55:00.619 --> 00:55:03.820
career and lifestyle, appearing in her concerts

00:55:03.820 --> 00:55:07.719
and traveling with her. And as a result, he sucked

00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:11.099
on the field. So I think he realizes it's one

00:55:11.099 --> 00:55:14.300
or the other. I think he brought it back home.

00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:17.960
He continues on what he's doing. I think he's

00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:19.920
got 700 yards right now with, what, five games

00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:23.679
to go? He's gonna have 1200 yards something like

00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:25.119
that. That's gonna be up there with one of his

00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:28.789
best seasons And for a tight end, 1 ,200 yards

00:55:28.789 --> 00:55:31.469
is phenomenal. He won't have the touchdowns because

00:55:31.469 --> 00:55:33.309
he's not getting as many. Nobody's getting as

00:55:33.309 --> 00:55:35.849
many touchdowns. Until they get this thing figured

00:55:35.849 --> 00:55:38.250
out, it's not happening. It's a low -scoring

00:55:38.250 --> 00:55:42.510
Chiefs team this season. Which defies all logic.

00:55:42.610 --> 00:55:45.469
Yeah. Defies all logic. After we were hyped with

00:55:45.469 --> 00:55:47.769
all these super -fast receivers and this is going

00:55:47.769 --> 00:55:49.769
to be a vertical passing game. Oh, that was going

00:55:49.769 --> 00:55:50.750
to be everything, remember? Yeah. That was going

00:55:50.750 --> 00:55:52.369
to be everything. That was going to be everything

00:55:52.369 --> 00:55:54.710
you ever imagined. Oh, my God. It's going to

00:55:54.710 --> 00:55:57.650
be Air Mahomes. Now, I have to say this. Mahomes

00:55:57.650 --> 00:56:01.869
is only behind, is it Stafford? It might be Matt

00:56:01.869 --> 00:56:04.869
Stafford by, I don't know, maybe 80 yards as

00:56:04.869 --> 00:56:10.010
the yards leader. Yeah. But his QBR rating is

00:56:10.010 --> 00:56:16.929
like 92, which is not like Mahomes. No. So, he's

00:56:16.929 --> 00:56:21.280
getting the yards. But he would have had a hell

00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:23.679
of a lot more touchdowns if it wasn't for fucking

00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:26.500
penalties. Oh, no kidding. That's just crazy.

00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.059
Yeah, the penalties have been destroying him.

00:56:29.639 --> 00:56:33.199
As in the last game and virtually every game

00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:35.199
they've played this year, they've had at least

00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:37.719
one touchdown called back. And I think they need

00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:40.739
to seriously start considering fair catching

00:56:40.739 --> 00:56:43.460
every kick. I think so, too. Because more than

00:56:43.460 --> 00:56:45.840
half of the kick returns are called back for

00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:48.539
holding or blocking the back or something. The

00:56:48.539 --> 00:56:50.219
Chiefs just can't figure it out and can't do

00:56:50.219 --> 00:56:52.280
it right. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then I'll also

00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:55.440
go back to Dave Tobe. Yeah. Dave Tobe, to me,

00:56:55.460 --> 00:56:59.159
is an idiot. And his heat reversal is just shallow

00:56:59.159 --> 00:57:03.199
as hell. Because when people are questioning

00:57:03.199 --> 00:57:06.380
him about, you know, the special teams have been

00:57:06.380 --> 00:57:09.000
horrible this year, beyond horrible. I mean,

00:57:09.019 --> 00:57:11.309
they don't even look like they practice. First

00:57:11.309 --> 00:57:14.070
thing he does is start bitching about Trump,

00:57:14.289 --> 00:57:19.289
President Trump, saying about the kickoff rules.

00:57:19.369 --> 00:57:21.190
So he starts going off on that, and I don't care

00:57:21.190 --> 00:57:23.369
if he hears me and all that. Shut up, you sack

00:57:23.369 --> 00:57:27.289
of fat. Very obviously just a distraction. Yeah,

00:57:27.309 --> 00:57:29.849
that's all. It's heat reversal. So everyone will

00:57:29.849 --> 00:57:31.829
shut up about you. I'll get him. I'm going to

00:57:31.829 --> 00:57:34.110
start talking about Trump, and he doesn't understand

00:57:34.110 --> 00:57:36.440
the rules. It's like, shut up, you idiot. All

00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:39.320
you're doing is make yourself look like a complete

00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:41.900
asshole. Yes, calling a lot of attention to the

00:57:41.900 --> 00:57:47.420
fact that he can't get it done. Nobody took his

00:57:47.420 --> 00:57:49.760
side on that. Everyone's like, whether you like

00:57:49.760 --> 00:57:52.519
Trump or not, they're like, shut up. Go ahead,

00:57:52.579 --> 00:57:56.880
I'm sorry. I'm trying to come up with why the

00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:00.780
kick return teams are so bad. It's either Taub

00:58:00.780 --> 00:58:02.800
doesn't have the personnel to do it correctly.

00:58:03.469 --> 00:58:05.690
So he's telling him, go out there and cheat and

00:58:05.690 --> 00:58:08.730
break the rules and do what you have to do and

00:58:08.730 --> 00:58:11.670
hope we get away with it. Well, as undisciplined

00:58:11.670 --> 00:58:14.329
as he is. That could be it. Well, I mean, how

00:58:14.329 --> 00:58:16.809
is he coaching his team the same way? Yeah. You

00:58:16.809 --> 00:58:19.329
don't break character. You don't do that. You

00:58:19.329 --> 00:58:21.769
don't ever respond to any type of criticism.

00:58:22.849 --> 00:58:25.230
That's for us to do. Yeah. That's for me to make

00:58:25.230 --> 00:58:27.349
little skits about Skippy Bayless like I did

00:58:27.349 --> 00:58:29.809
and about Dave Tobe like I did. That's for us.

00:58:30.150 --> 00:58:33.849
That's for us to do. Okay. It's either that or

00:58:33.849 --> 00:58:36.769
he's just really bad at his job and he can't

00:58:36.769 --> 00:58:39.210
figure out how to make it work. Well, as long

00:58:39.210 --> 00:58:40.909
as he's been here, I've never seen the special

00:58:40.909 --> 00:58:43.150
teams being that damn good. Have you? No, no.

00:58:43.230 --> 00:58:45.510
And the penalties on the kick game have been

00:58:45.510 --> 00:58:48.989
going up steadily. And this season is just awful.

00:58:49.250 --> 00:58:51.789
He's lucky Andy Reid doesn't fire people midseason.

00:58:51.969 --> 00:58:53.809
Yeah. He would have been gone a long time ago.

00:58:53.909 --> 00:58:55.869
They should at least relieve him of his duties.

00:58:56.589 --> 00:58:58.409
If they're not going to out and out fire him,

00:58:58.449 --> 00:59:00.989
relieve him of his duties and put someone else

00:59:00.989 --> 00:59:03.869
in there. Just call him an assistant, but have

00:59:03.869 --> 00:59:05.869
him the actual coach. Have the assistant do it,

00:59:05.869 --> 00:59:08.869
and then take the locker room and have him clean

00:59:08.869 --> 00:59:11.110
the locker room. Say, hey, you're still getting

00:59:11.110 --> 00:59:13.190
paid, you still have your title, but this is

00:59:13.190 --> 00:59:16.909
what you do from now on. Yeah. Sit him down in

00:59:16.909 --> 00:59:20.050
front of an old -school TV with Tecmo Super Bowl

00:59:20.050 --> 00:59:22.710
and say, all right, start running kick returns

00:59:22.710 --> 00:59:25.769
until you get it right. Meanwhile, we expect

00:59:25.769 --> 00:59:27.489
this play spotless, by the way. You're going

00:59:27.489 --> 00:59:31.389
to have the gag by Mike Caliendo. He likes to

00:59:31.389 --> 00:59:34.210
take a dump in the corner. So, okay, so once

00:59:34.210 --> 00:59:35.969
you get past that, you're fine. All you've got

00:59:35.969 --> 00:59:37.690
to do is clean up that big hunk of shit left

00:59:37.690 --> 00:59:39.699
in the corner, and then you're fine. and you

00:59:39.699 --> 00:59:41.460
have to use your own toothbrush to scrub it.

00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.760
Yes. If not, he's going to be in here. He's going

00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:46.739
to be looking at your little tubby ass, that's

00:59:46.739 --> 00:59:48.420
for sure, and smacking you around if you don't

00:59:48.420 --> 00:59:52.039
do it right. It is so frustrating to see a guy

00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:54.760
sitting there making enormous amounts of money

00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:57.420
in an industry that makes enormous amounts of

00:59:57.420 --> 00:59:59.559
money. It's all about winning, and he sits there

00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:02.360
screwing up his job week after week, and nothing

01:00:02.360 --> 01:00:05.400
happens. The team won't even acknowledge it.

01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:08.679
Which infuriates me. Yeah, it's just so frustrating.

01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:12.159
And at that point, I can either get really upset

01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:15.619
and angry, or I can just stop caring so much

01:00:15.619 --> 01:00:17.320
about the Chiefs. And that's what I'm doing.

01:00:17.380 --> 01:00:19.320
I just kind of don't care. If they're going to

01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.059
act like this and be like this and not tell us

01:00:22.059 --> 01:00:24.139
anything, it's like, well, then I just don't

01:00:24.139 --> 01:00:26.760
care so much. No, it's unbelievable. It's like,

01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:28.900
you know what, I don't know. You're not really

01:00:28.900 --> 01:00:31.059
treating me right with the answers, so I'm just

01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:33.940
going to... Kind of take a step back and reevaluate

01:00:33.940 --> 01:00:36.119
our relationship here. Let them know that we

01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:38.039
don't like being treated this way. And, you know,

01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:41.079
do it on an individual basis. You don't go make

01:00:41.079 --> 01:00:44.000
a protest march or anything like this. Just decide

01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:46.360
to not watch the game, the press conference,

01:00:46.539 --> 01:00:49.239
the post game. You hit them with your wallet.

01:00:49.300 --> 01:00:52.920
That's the only thing you can do. Yep. So, yeah,

01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:57.760
so Dave Tobe should have been fired. Yeah. All

01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:01.849
right, if you were the GM for the Bengals, Yeah.

01:01:02.090 --> 01:01:04.250
Number one, would you fire Zach Taylor? Yes.

01:01:04.409 --> 01:01:07.230
I would too. Number two, would you consider keeping

01:01:07.230 --> 01:01:12.349
Joe Burrow? Yes. I don't know if I, you know,

01:01:12.349 --> 01:01:15.050
I think I'd start looking for that replacement.

01:01:15.630 --> 01:01:18.889
Oh, I would too. But, of course, I don't know

01:01:18.889 --> 01:01:21.389
the day -to -day of the Bengals. I'm trying to

01:01:21.389 --> 01:01:23.869
move out of the sun glare here. No, me too. It's

01:01:23.869 --> 01:01:25.510
getting me too. Yeah, it's going to move in a

01:01:25.510 --> 01:01:31.440
minute. Yeah. I think for now. Burrow's never

01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:33.920
been, talent -wise, he's never been the problem.

01:01:34.019 --> 01:01:35.739
Health -wise, he's been the problem. Yeah, and

01:01:35.739 --> 01:01:37.840
that's what I'm saying is he's off of the field

01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.820
half of the time at least. I mean, if I did the

01:01:40.820 --> 01:01:42.699
figuring, I would bet he's off of the field half

01:01:42.699 --> 01:01:45.260
of the time. Yeah. Now, as good as he is when

01:01:45.260 --> 01:01:48.059
he's there, they went to the Super Bowl one time,

01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:51.739
went down their leg, and they never sniffed it

01:01:51.739 --> 01:01:54.880
ever since. Yeah. It's ended in Kansas City or

01:01:54.880 --> 01:02:00.760
hasn't even got there. Yeah. So, and also. To

01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:02.719
me, it seems like you have a team of a lot of

01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:06.000
people going, aye, aye, aye. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:08.320
that's not a cohesive team. I think that's a

01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:11.400
symptom of Zack Taylor losing the team, as the

01:02:11.400 --> 01:02:15.059
expression goes. You've got Jamar Chase spitting

01:02:15.059 --> 01:02:19.719
on people. Yeah. Which he lied and lied and lied

01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:22.739
about until they caught him on video. Yes. He's

01:02:22.739 --> 01:02:25.300
in garbage. Yeah, and then he made up some other

01:02:25.300 --> 01:02:27.659
shit. It's like, no, you already lied to us.

01:02:27.659 --> 01:02:29.980
Just stop. Isn't that funny when people pivot

01:02:29.980 --> 01:02:32.079
immediately from, I never did that to, well,

01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.500
the reason I did it was. Yeah. It's like, dude,

01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:37.679
you're busted. It's like, why don't we address

01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:39.860
the fact that you lied up to this point? Let's

01:02:39.860 --> 01:02:41.679
talk about that. Yeah, yeah, and then we'll go

01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:45.719
to the act itself. But surprisingly, the majority

01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:47.800
of the people I talk to, they don't care about

01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:49.599
people lying. They're like, oh, yeah, I would

01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:53.659
have lied too. Ew. Okay. I guess I'm different

01:02:53.659 --> 01:02:55.099
than you. I don't know if I'd ever trust those

01:02:55.099 --> 01:02:58.659
people again on anything. I mean, you don't hand

01:02:58.659 --> 01:03:00.280
them your wallet and go, I'll be right back.

01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:04.960
Yeah. That's for sure. All right. I think it's

01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:09.000
possible to still build a team around Joe Burrow

01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:13.280
that can make some noise. Zach Taylor's not going

01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:16.340
to do it. All right. You know what? I just thought

01:03:16.340 --> 01:03:19.090
about it, and I'm with you. Joe Burrow has too

01:03:19.090 --> 01:03:21.510
much talent just to flush him. You have to get

01:03:21.510 --> 01:03:24.449
a better offensive line. Yes. And change your

01:03:24.449 --> 01:03:26.670
offensive scheme to something that doesn't put

01:03:26.670 --> 01:03:29.170
him at such risk. Teach him to throw the ball

01:03:29.170 --> 01:03:32.949
away. Tell him to quit running. Yes. Throw the

01:03:32.949 --> 01:03:35.989
ball away. You're not a Mahomes. You're not a

01:03:35.989 --> 01:03:39.429
Josh Allen. You're not a guy, Jalen Hurts. You're

01:03:39.429 --> 01:03:42.039
not a guy that can absorb these hits. Yeah, and

01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:43.820
you've got to realize that once you start taking

01:03:43.820 --> 01:03:46.760
these hits, number one, it damages you and you

01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:50.119
never fully recover, and two, it shows you that

01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:52.719
what you're doing, you're going to take hits.

01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:55.300
So you've got to change what you're doing. And

01:03:55.300 --> 01:03:57.699
also change your haircut. Oh, absolutely. Yeah,

01:03:57.719 --> 01:04:00.800
yeah, yeah. Your haircut commands I get hurt

01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.550
all the time. I mean, it's kind of a delicate

01:04:03.550 --> 01:04:05.650
haircut, wouldn't you say? It's like a big kick

01:04:05.650 --> 01:04:08.969
me sign. Yes. It really is. Change that hair.

01:04:09.190 --> 01:04:11.309
Smoking all the cigars you want, you still don't

01:04:11.309 --> 01:04:13.090
look like a tough guy with that haircut. No,

01:04:13.130 --> 01:04:15.110
no, no. You can smoke all the cigars you want.

01:04:15.309 --> 01:04:19.969
You really look pretty delicate. I don't care.

01:04:20.250 --> 01:04:22.750
You can have nunchucks and look delicate. If

01:04:22.750 --> 01:04:24.469
you had brass knuckles, you'd still look delicate

01:04:24.469 --> 01:04:26.170
with that haircut. So do something different.

01:04:26.429 --> 01:04:28.949
Yeah. Number one, if I were you, I'd dye your

01:04:28.949 --> 01:04:32.110
hair cold black. Yeah. Except your eyebrows.

01:04:32.570 --> 01:04:35.190
And go with that and see how that works. Get

01:04:35.190 --> 01:04:39.030
a haircut like Moe Howard of the Stooges. Yes.

01:04:39.130 --> 01:04:41.570
Where it's like a helmet of hair and just straight

01:04:41.570 --> 01:04:44.030
bangs across. Yeah. Look like they were cut with

01:04:44.030 --> 01:04:49.190
a machete. Yes. There we go. Hey, how you doing?

01:04:49.469 --> 01:04:51.650
Doing good. How are you? Doing good, man. You

01:04:51.650 --> 01:04:54.429
guys on a podcast? Yeah, yeah. Hey, come on over

01:04:54.429 --> 01:04:58.829
if you want. Want to talk a minute? Nah. All

01:04:58.829 --> 01:05:02.800
right, man. Oh, okay. That's cool. Hey, a podcast,

01:05:02.900 --> 01:05:05.159
you can say whatever the hell you want. It doesn't

01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:07.860
matter. We have no, we have no, we have no rules.

01:05:08.059 --> 01:05:13.280
We have no sponsors. Do what? It's a, well, this

01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:15.460
one's a sports ones right here, but I mean, we

01:05:15.460 --> 01:05:18.059
do with several ones. We do a music one, a sports

01:05:18.059 --> 01:05:20.460
one, and then we just do a pop culture one where

01:05:20.460 --> 01:05:25.980
you talk about anything. Okay. It's two douchebags

01:05:25.980 --> 01:05:28.559
and a microphone. Two douchebags and a microphone?

01:05:28.780 --> 01:05:32.219
Yes. Yeah, that sounds like us. See, you guys

01:05:32.219 --> 01:05:34.239
can join us any time. We're here every Tuesday.

01:05:34.500 --> 01:05:36.800
Every Tuesday? Usually on a Tuesday about 10

01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:39.900
o 'clock. If you ever have time, come on by.

01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:43.360
You should come over sometime. There can be four

01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:46.079
douchebags and a microphone. Hell yeah. We can

01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:49.380
always use more douchebags. Always. I just buy

01:05:49.380 --> 01:05:53.500
the douchebags. All right, cool. So do we. What

01:05:53.500 --> 01:05:57.760
would the pronouns be for douchebags? There we

01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:04.059
go. Perfect. I think you'd fit in well on this

01:06:04.059 --> 01:06:08.539
podcast. I don't do so much sports. No, no, no.

01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:12.860
We'll talk about anything. We don't care. I had

01:06:12.860 --> 01:06:21.090
sex with a frog once. Oh, wow. Sit down. Oh,

01:06:21.090 --> 01:06:23.510
my God. Yeah, yeah. This is walking controversy

01:06:23.510 --> 01:06:28.349
right here. I love it. I will link you guys up.

01:06:28.449 --> 01:06:31.269
Yeah, please do. Yeah, just Google it. If someone

01:06:31.269 --> 01:06:33.510
tries to charge you, don't pay for it. It's free.

01:06:34.070 --> 01:06:38.849
Yeah. Yes. I'll provide you guys on there. Yeah.

01:06:38.869 --> 01:06:41.329
Hey, man. Come on by. Talk to us. Let us know

01:06:41.329 --> 01:06:43.869
what you think. Oh, yeah. Tuesdays at 10 o 'clock.

01:06:44.170 --> 01:06:46.389
Tuesdays at 10 o 'clock. It might just be three

01:06:46.389 --> 01:06:49.090
douchebags. I might leave this douchebag. Okay.

01:06:50.510 --> 01:06:52.710
Okay, I mean, if there's 30 douchebags, we don't

01:06:52.710 --> 01:06:55.889
give a crap. We can do that. We'll be 30 douchebags

01:06:55.889 --> 01:06:58.030
in microphone. We don't care. There's only one

01:06:58.030 --> 01:07:01.630
mic. All the douchebags we need. What are they

01:07:01.630 --> 01:07:03.670
going to do, take away our sponsors? Oh, wait,

01:07:03.730 --> 01:07:09.170
we don't have any. There we go. Between me and

01:07:09.170 --> 01:07:12.269
him, we might make you guys talk. Oh, there we

01:07:12.269 --> 01:07:15.070
go, maybe. They might hear some crazy shit. That'd

01:07:15.070 --> 01:07:18.570
be all right. That works. Oh, you guys only hear

01:07:18.570 --> 01:07:20.260
about homeless shows. Tell you all about it.

01:07:20.360 --> 01:07:21.880
Oh, yeah. Oh, we would love that. That would

01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:23.639
be a good subject. That would be a great subject.

01:07:25.519 --> 01:07:30.820
Do you guys disguise voices? We can. We can.

01:07:31.239 --> 01:07:35.639
There is a story I would love to tell, but I

01:07:35.639 --> 01:07:37.019
don't want to get kicked out of state union.

01:07:37.199 --> 01:07:40.440
Okay. Okay. I'll tell you how I can do that.

01:07:40.820 --> 01:07:43.019
We'll record it here with your regular voice.

01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:45.820
When I go home, I'll run it through this electronic

01:07:45.820 --> 01:07:49.260
voice. That I use to do the promos with a different

01:07:49.260 --> 01:07:51.960
voice. And I can give you a voice. I can give

01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:53.880
you any type of voice you want. I don't even

01:07:53.880 --> 01:07:55.780
care what voice it is. Okay. It's probably the

01:07:55.780 --> 01:07:59.480
one I talk about the most. Yep. Okay. Okay. I'll

01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:03.000
tell you what. When you come back, we can record

01:08:03.000 --> 01:08:05.159
that here. And then when I take it home, I will

01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:08.300
make it another voice. I would love to talk about

01:08:08.300 --> 01:08:09.619
that because I'm trying to get this guy fired.

01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:12.139
Okay. Okay. That sounds good. He works at the

01:08:12.139 --> 01:08:16.699
homeless shelter. Okay. I live here. You know

01:08:16.699 --> 01:08:18.500
what? That might do some good then. It might

01:08:18.500 --> 01:08:21.899
do some good besides being entertaining. It sounds

01:08:21.899 --> 01:08:26.100
like it. It really is. Sounds like it. Wow. I'd

01:08:26.100 --> 01:08:28.380
love to get that message out there. Okay. Yeah.

01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:32.039
We're going to be here, so come on by. All right.

01:08:32.220 --> 01:08:34.520
Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, guys. Appreciate

01:08:34.520 --> 01:08:36.399
it. Thank you, guys. You all have a great day.

01:08:36.539 --> 01:08:38.420
Hey, you too. Take care, man. Good talking to

01:08:38.420 --> 01:08:41.939
you. You too. All right. It's two new specs and

01:08:41.939 --> 01:08:44.710
a bike, right? That's it. Spotify, anything.

01:08:44.949 --> 01:08:48.750
All of them have us. All right. So I definitely

01:08:48.750 --> 01:08:51.170
expect to talk to you guys. You too. All right.

01:08:51.189 --> 01:08:54.829
Take care, man. I just realized since our podcast

01:08:54.829 --> 01:08:56.869
is everywhere, it's kind of like a virus, isn't

01:08:56.869 --> 01:09:00.210
it? It is. I call this the COVID podcast. Yeah,

01:09:00.229 --> 01:09:01.729
we are. You're assuming it's not a very nice

01:09:01.729 --> 01:09:05.750
virus, are you? No. Google sent me, whenever

01:09:05.750 --> 01:09:07.770
I put it in analytics and all that to Google,

01:09:07.930 --> 01:09:11.149
it sent me a little star. And I was like, what

01:09:11.149 --> 01:09:12.829
the hell is that? And there's a message saying,

01:09:12.970 --> 01:09:15.630
just let you know you are a fast -rising podcast

01:09:15.630 --> 01:09:18.569
in this community. And I'm like, yeah. So I was

01:09:18.569 --> 01:09:20.909
like, well, what can I brag about that? And I'm

01:09:20.909 --> 01:09:23.069
like, the only thing I can think of is fast -rising

01:09:23.069 --> 01:09:29.310
like COVID. Yeah. So, yeah. All right. So, where

01:09:29.310 --> 01:09:31.810
were we? Oh, okay, okay. Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow.

01:09:31.829 --> 01:09:36.560
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, okay. You changed my mind.

01:09:36.579 --> 01:09:38.560
I would keep him too, but I would beef that team

01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:42.359
up. I'd get rid of Zach Taylor. In my opinion,

01:09:42.359 --> 01:09:44.880
he's lost the team. I think he's gone after this

01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:46.500
year anyhow. How could you keep him? How could

01:09:46.500 --> 01:09:49.659
you justify it? Yeah, yeah. Every season has

01:09:49.659 --> 01:09:53.060
been ended in a crushing disappointment. Yes.

01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:58.460
So, yeah. All right. Okay. So, are the Eagles

01:09:58.460 --> 01:10:00.140
or the Rams a better team right now? This was

01:10:00.140 --> 01:10:03.859
written before the Cowboys game and the Rams

01:10:03.859 --> 01:10:07.270
game. I'm saying Rams by far right now. Yeah,

01:10:07.270 --> 01:10:10.229
yeah, I'd say so. Matthew Stafford might finally

01:10:10.229 --> 01:10:14.569
get his MVP that he deserves. Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

01:10:14.590 --> 01:10:19.050
they've been – that last game they just dismantled

01:10:19.050 --> 01:10:21.630
the other team. Oh, I know. No, they've been

01:10:21.630 --> 01:10:24.810
on fire for a while now, but quietly. Yeah. Matthew

01:10:24.810 --> 01:10:26.869
Stafford is having a career year, and that's

01:10:26.869 --> 01:10:29.449
pretty good saying him. Having a career year,

01:10:29.529 --> 01:10:32.670
he's got to be extraordinary because he's always

01:10:32.670 --> 01:10:36.449
been, even in Detroit. A great quarterback. He

01:10:36.449 --> 01:10:39.729
was just wasted there. True, true. And the Niners

01:10:39.729 --> 01:10:42.829
showed last night that even though they won that

01:10:42.829 --> 01:10:45.170
game, they showed they can be beaten and they

01:10:45.170 --> 01:10:48.770
can be handled. I don't take the Niners seriously

01:10:48.770 --> 01:10:51.729
this year. They have too many flaws. What's going

01:10:51.729 --> 01:10:56.289
on with Brock Purdy? It looks like he was out

01:10:56.289 --> 01:10:59.090
for a while, and it looks like he's not really.

01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:02.220
He had a great game the game before. He came

01:11:02.220 --> 01:11:04.000
back the game before this game. He had a great

01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:05.800
game. He had like four touchdowns or something.

01:11:06.020 --> 01:11:09.000
He looked excellent. And suddenly this game,

01:11:09.100 --> 01:11:11.279
it looks like he can't even find the right receivers

01:11:11.279 --> 01:11:13.460
and where they're at. Yeah, and this is the game

01:11:13.460 --> 01:11:15.520
everyone's going to – anyone who plays the Niners

01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:17.460
from this point on is going to study last night's

01:11:17.460 --> 01:11:20.359
game and say, what did the Panthers do? I think

01:11:20.359 --> 01:11:22.899
he got figured out. Yeah. I think he really did.

01:11:23.390 --> 01:11:25.170
So this is going to be interesting, but I've

01:11:25.170 --> 01:11:28.050
never taken him seriously anyhow. Yeah, you know,

01:11:28.050 --> 01:11:30.229
he's put up the numbers that make you think you

01:11:30.229 --> 01:11:32.029
really ought to take him seriously, but I just

01:11:32.029 --> 01:11:35.470
don't. There's something about him that just

01:11:35.470 --> 01:11:38.449
he doesn't seem like he's going to stay. I always

01:11:38.449 --> 01:11:42.770
have a problem with teams like Jonathan Taylor,

01:11:42.909 --> 01:11:46.670
who might be the best player in football, okay,

01:11:46.789 --> 01:11:50.779
that have – The running guy is their main feature.

01:11:50.899 --> 01:11:52.899
Christian McCaffrey, without him, they cannot

01:11:52.899 --> 01:11:56.760
duplicate what they do without him. He is the

01:11:56.760 --> 01:11:59.319
catalyst for all of their scoring, basically.

01:11:59.739 --> 01:12:02.619
He's the guy that comes up with those miracle

01:12:02.619 --> 01:12:05.239
plays that should have been two yards and he

01:12:05.239 --> 01:12:09.479
got 12 yards. Yeah. I never take a team like

01:12:09.479 --> 01:12:12.729
that seriously. I never do. Unless they're really,

01:12:12.989 --> 01:12:15.069
really solid on defense, like they're two teams

01:12:15.069 --> 01:12:17.250
that they played the Chiefs on. Their defense

01:12:17.250 --> 01:12:19.109
was that good, and they had just good enough

01:12:19.109 --> 01:12:24.229
offense to get it done. So I don't take him seriously

01:12:24.229 --> 01:12:26.770
because of McCaffrey, because if he ever gets

01:12:26.770 --> 01:12:29.670
injured, forget it, the season's over. It's not

01:12:29.670 --> 01:12:31.470
Brock Purdy, they can win without him, they showed

01:12:31.470 --> 01:12:39.039
that. So I don't take them seriously because

01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:41.739
of that. And just like Indianapolis, I don't

01:12:41.739 --> 01:12:43.760
take them seriously because of that either. Yeah,

01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:46.680
yeah. What do you think? Do you think the same,

01:12:46.800 --> 01:12:49.020
the running game, the run guy being the main

01:12:49.020 --> 01:12:50.899
feature is not the way you're going to win in

01:12:50.899 --> 01:12:54.500
the NFL? No, no. That would have worked in the

01:12:54.500 --> 01:12:59.859
60s. But not now. No, no. So much of the game

01:12:59.859 --> 01:13:03.399
is designed for the forward pass. Uh -huh. and

01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:05.920
the teams that kind of abandon that because they

01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:07.560
can't do it or won't do it and their running

01:13:07.560 --> 01:13:11.819
game is more effective than their pass, that

01:13:11.819 --> 01:13:14.520
is so easy to figure out. I mean, once you know

01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:17.640
the team either can't pass or won't pass, you

01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:20.659
just crowd the line, and the running game goes

01:13:20.659 --> 01:13:24.960
away. You can't be that one -dimensional anymore.

01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:28.439
No, I know, and that's what I'm thinking about.

01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:31.140
That's what I feel. Even though they don't look

01:13:31.140 --> 01:13:33.819
like it, the Niners are based on Christian McCaffrey.

01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:36.439
Yeah, yeah. And look at any game with them and

01:13:36.439 --> 01:13:38.579
any game without them, and you can tell right

01:13:38.579 --> 01:13:40.500
there that that is pretty much the way it goes.

01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:44.760
It's odd because I remember in the 70s and the

01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:52.229
80s having a one -dimensional team. was okay.

01:13:52.310 --> 01:13:54.010
It's like, you know, this team will win if they

01:13:54.010 --> 01:13:55.729
get the running game going, and then that will

01:13:55.729 --> 01:13:58.909
open up the pass. Coaching got way to, just got

01:13:58.909 --> 01:14:02.489
much smarter. Yeah. Much more well -rounded to

01:14:02.489 --> 01:14:05.470
where they stop it. Whatever they're doing, they

01:14:05.470 --> 01:14:07.890
stop it, and then the other team wins. Yeah.

01:14:07.930 --> 01:14:11.770
So I kind of view them like that. Maybe not as

01:14:11.770 --> 01:14:14.329
obvious as Indianapolis or something like that.

01:14:14.409 --> 01:14:15.930
Oh, I wasn't going to say that anymore. We have

01:14:15.930 --> 01:14:18.170
a few lists or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Indianapolis,

01:14:18.250 --> 01:14:22.840
I'm sorry. I'm slipping the tongue. My late father

01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:25.199
-in -law, Indianapolis, was his second team.

01:14:25.260 --> 01:14:27.159
He liked the Chiefs first, Indianapolis second.

01:14:27.420 --> 01:14:30.659
Oh, really? We invoked his spirit on Sunday,

01:14:30.739 --> 01:14:32.520
said, Ed, you've got to help us win this game

01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:34.579
against the Colts. I didn't know Ed liked the

01:14:34.579 --> 01:14:37.199
Colts. Yeah, he really liked the Colts. Wow,

01:14:37.300 --> 01:14:40.880
all right. But he's a bigger Chiefs fan, that's

01:14:40.880 --> 01:14:43.420
all it gets to. Well, I've got to follow up to

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:44.939
that bullet point where we're talking about.

01:14:45.100 --> 01:14:48.119
Oh, yeah. I'm starting to seriously hear. that

01:14:48.119 --> 01:14:51.020
the Bills are now being considered a one -player

01:14:51.020 --> 01:14:54.460
team. However Josh Allen goes, the team goes.

01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:56.739
Well, look at the last game against the Texans.

01:14:56.939 --> 01:15:00.840
Josh Allen had a bad game. But the game before

01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:03.399
that, or two games before that, the game before

01:15:03.399 --> 01:15:06.220
that he scored six touchdowns. Yeah. Okay, in

01:15:06.220 --> 01:15:08.840
the air. The game before that against the Dolphins,

01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:12.579
13 points, they lost. Yep. Interceptions, again,

01:15:12.699 --> 01:15:16.319
the culprit. Yep. Josh Allen determines how your

01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:18.020
game is going. If he's on, you're going to win,

01:15:18.119 --> 01:15:20.640
win big. If he's not there, the rest of the team

01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.520
can't do it. And it also makes me wonder if their

01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:27.579
dynasty that never happened is over. I would

01:15:27.579 --> 01:15:30.220
think so because right now it's looking like

01:15:30.220 --> 01:15:32.600
they let the rest of the team go, on offense

01:15:32.600 --> 01:15:35.819
at least, in favor of Josh Allen. It's like all

01:15:35.819 --> 01:15:39.260
our hopes and dreams are pinned on Josh. We put

01:15:39.260 --> 01:15:42.159
every bet on him and let's hope he makes it.

01:15:42.439 --> 01:15:46.939
Okay, I don't do fantasy anymore or nothing like

01:15:46.939 --> 01:15:49.239
that. I'm not a pretend GM, so I don't know.

01:15:49.340 --> 01:15:51.279
I don't have enough time to dedicate it to it.

01:15:51.359 --> 01:15:53.340
But it doesn't seem to me like they had that

01:15:53.340 --> 01:15:56.659
many outlandish contracts to stifle them on signing

01:15:56.659 --> 01:15:59.560
people that they needed. Yeah, it makes me wonder

01:15:59.560 --> 01:16:02.340
if money is being tied up in the new stadium

01:16:02.340 --> 01:16:04.380
that's coming next year. I don't know. Something

01:16:04.380 --> 01:16:09.409
seems like it's going on like that. Signing bonuses

01:16:09.409 --> 01:16:12.670
and things usually come out of ready cash. If

01:16:12.670 --> 01:16:15.270
you're having a cash flow problem, then signing

01:16:15.270 --> 01:16:18.670
bonuses can't happen. So that might have been

01:16:18.670 --> 01:16:21.489
an issue is that the Bills organization was having

01:16:21.489 --> 01:16:24.029
cash flow troubles for some of their other investments

01:16:24.029 --> 01:16:26.449
or new stadium or something. And they're like,

01:16:26.510 --> 01:16:28.909
we can't afford to sign these players. We have

01:16:28.909 --> 01:16:31.229
the money, but we don't have it right now. Yeah,

01:16:31.250 --> 01:16:33.850
that could be one of the deals. Yeah. Yeah, but

01:16:33.850 --> 01:16:35.729
there's something going on because I don't remember

01:16:35.729 --> 01:16:38.109
him. Even with Josh Allen, he signed a good contract,

01:16:38.170 --> 01:16:41.329
but I don't recall it being exceptional like

01:16:41.329 --> 01:16:43.189
a head -turner, like people going, what? They

01:16:43.189 --> 01:16:46.149
didn't. Yeah, you never really hear about, you

01:16:46.149 --> 01:16:48.550
know, contract holdouts or problems. I know it

01:16:48.550 --> 01:16:50.989
wasn't. Stephon Diggs signed a big major contract

01:16:50.989 --> 01:16:55.029
in the offseason for the Bills. No, not the Bills.

01:16:55.149 --> 01:16:59.449
No, Patriots. Patriots, yeah. But he's panned

01:16:59.449 --> 01:17:02.329
out so far. He's been a pretty good citizen up

01:17:02.329 --> 01:17:04.670
there. Since they've decided to ignore the pink

01:17:04.670 --> 01:17:07.590
cocaine he was handing out. There's that. Prior

01:17:07.590 --> 01:17:10.909
to the season. That went away quick, didn't it?

01:17:10.909 --> 01:17:13.109
It did, yeah. The right people got paid, and

01:17:13.109 --> 01:17:15.890
all that pink cocaine went away. Robert Kraft

01:17:15.890 --> 01:17:19.029
was like, oh, baby shit. Yeah. Baby shit. We'll

01:17:19.029 --> 01:17:21.649
take care of that. Yeah. Robert, I love Hooker's

01:17:21.649 --> 01:17:25.789
Kraft. Allegedly. Oh, no, he got convicted. Oh,

01:17:25.850 --> 01:17:28.289
no, I know, I know. I do that as a gang. Yeah,

01:17:28.289 --> 01:17:30.989
okay. I do that all the time. And I consider

01:17:30.989 --> 01:17:32.810
the people that get it laughing and the people

01:17:32.810 --> 01:17:35.350
that don't know. We can say it's allegedly, it's

01:17:35.350 --> 01:17:38.550
allegedly. Yes, allegedly, he was convicted of

01:17:38.550 --> 01:17:42.609
it, allegedly. Yes. So, all right. And now it's

01:17:42.609 --> 01:17:45.229
got to be like second nature. Whenever I hear

01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:47.170
something, I go, allegedly. I do it at work all

01:17:47.170 --> 01:17:48.989
the time. People look at me. Yeah. And I'm like,

01:17:49.029 --> 01:17:51.430
long story. You take a dump. You say, allegedly.

01:17:51.789 --> 01:17:55.789
Allegedly. I didn't see it. It's alleged. The

01:17:55.789 --> 01:18:02.189
smell could be anything. Yeah. All right. If

01:18:02.189 --> 01:18:04.050
you could – oh, are you done with your counter?

01:18:04.270 --> 01:18:08.750
Yeah, that was it. Okay. I agree with you. I

01:18:08.750 --> 01:18:11.390
think they are a one -dimensional team now. Yeah.

01:18:11.449 --> 01:18:14.369
And I think that they can be ran on pretty easily.

01:18:14.449 --> 01:18:17.149
Yeah. As it's been demonstrated. And that's going

01:18:17.149 --> 01:18:20.310
to be the thing I think that kills them. I think

01:18:20.310 --> 01:18:22.430
there are still coaches out there who are upcoming

01:18:22.430 --> 01:18:24.449
opponents of the Bills who are going to say –

01:18:24.939 --> 01:18:27.399
Hit Josh Allen as hard as you can every time,

01:18:27.420 --> 01:18:29.479
every chance you get. Let's hobble him and put

01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:31.340
him out of the game, and then we'll win. That's

01:18:31.340 --> 01:18:33.800
what they're doing with Mahomes. Yeah. And there's

01:18:33.800 --> 01:18:35.479
something that's quietly going on this year,

01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:37.960
and it started last year. And it's not just Mahomes,

01:18:38.020 --> 01:18:39.619
but Mahomes is getting the bulk of it because

01:18:39.619 --> 01:18:45.560
he's the king right now. Yes. Or was. Or is held

01:18:45.560 --> 01:18:50.300
up as the poster boy a lot of the time. He's

01:18:50.300 --> 01:18:55.460
getting hit hard relentlessly. I think it's by

01:18:55.460 --> 01:18:58.159
design. Yep. Yeah. It's like if you don't knock

01:18:58.159 --> 01:18:59.699
him out of the game, he's going to remember you.

01:19:00.380 --> 01:19:02.260
And he's going to throw that ball. He's going

01:19:02.260 --> 01:19:04.479
to run up in the pocket a little quicker like

01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:06.800
he has been. Yep. And he's going to be throwing

01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:10.000
erratic like he has been. And like Romo's been

01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:11.840
saying, he's moving through his progressions

01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:14.939
too quickly because he knows he's going to get

01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:20.239
hit. Yeah. Yeah. So that is – so there's a lot

01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:22.239
to be said for that. Yeah. And I also think,

01:19:22.380 --> 01:19:26.279
allegedly – I think I know the coaches that are

01:19:26.279 --> 01:19:29.000
doing bounties. Yeah. And I can count them on

01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.760
one hand. And one of them could be in Detroit.

01:19:32.859 --> 01:19:36.899
That could be one of them. And another one could

01:19:36.899 --> 01:19:41.399
be in Denver. Yeah, absolutely in Denver. And

01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:43.659
there's a few more that I have my suspicions

01:19:43.659 --> 01:19:46.520
about, too. But both of them before, I believe,

01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:48.220
have been linked to something like that anyhow.

01:19:48.380 --> 01:19:49.939
I know one of them has. The other one, I'm not

01:19:49.939 --> 01:19:53.100
for sure. Anyhow, if that's what's going on,

01:19:53.180 --> 01:19:54.840
it would not surprise me. I'll just leave it

01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:59.359
at that. I've got to say I lost a fair amount

01:19:59.359 --> 01:20:02.859
of respect for Sean Payton in Denver when during

01:20:02.859 --> 01:20:06.500
that Chiefs game the play was still going on

01:20:06.500 --> 01:20:10.159
and Sean Payton ran out onto the field while

01:20:10.159 --> 01:20:12.989
the play was still going on. And when the officials

01:20:12.989 --> 01:20:15.229
coming up the sidelines smacked into him and

01:20:15.229 --> 01:20:17.750
fell down. Oh, yeah. That was the unsportsmanlike

01:20:17.750 --> 01:20:19.750
penalty called against the Denver bench. Yeah,

01:20:19.750 --> 01:20:22.409
yeah. Because the head coach was five yards out

01:20:22.409 --> 01:20:26.590
onto the field. What an asshole. You never get

01:20:26.590 --> 01:20:29.109
to do that while the play is running. He should

01:20:29.109 --> 01:20:30.850
have been ejected from the game. At the very

01:20:30.850 --> 01:20:32.609
least, they should have said that's number one

01:20:32.609 --> 01:20:35.250
towards ejection. I've seen head coaches ejected

01:20:35.250 --> 01:20:38.590
before. To me, that's like a cardinal sin. Yeah.

01:20:38.939 --> 01:20:41.779
You were doing so many things that interfere

01:20:41.779 --> 01:20:46.079
with the game at that point. Yeah. And the game

01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:48.800
could be manipulated so bad like that too. Yeah.

01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:50.539
That I think that he should have been kicked

01:20:50.539 --> 01:20:55.960
out immediately as an example. Yeah. So, but

01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:59.460
anyhow, all right. Okay, if you can make this

01:20:59.460 --> 01:21:02.090
call. Would you have the Super Bowl in cold weather

01:21:02.090 --> 01:21:04.529
cities without a dome? Yes. I would, too. I'd

01:21:04.529 --> 01:21:06.909
love that. I'd love to see it being like that

01:21:06.909 --> 01:21:10.590
game against Miami here, the wild card round

01:21:10.590 --> 01:21:14.149
that we're hosting here. 30 below. Oh, my gosh.

01:21:14.329 --> 01:21:16.170
And the only reason they don't is because they're

01:21:16.170 --> 01:21:18.310
kissing ass of all the people who are going to

01:21:18.310 --> 01:21:20.489
be sitting in the stands. Yes. They're kissing

01:21:20.489 --> 01:21:22.989
their asses. Yep. And also, I loved it because

01:21:22.989 --> 01:21:25.630
that also does the intimidation factor of, like,

01:21:25.630 --> 01:21:28.750
our linemen not wearing sleeves. Yes. Cold? What

01:21:28.750 --> 01:21:31.619
cold? I love that. Minnesota used to do that

01:21:31.619 --> 01:21:33.279
when they had an outdoor stadium. Yeah, yeah,

01:21:33.300 --> 01:21:36.539
they're like, hey, watch this, guys. We fucking

01:21:36.539 --> 01:21:39.640
wash our fucking balls in ice water. You don't.

01:21:41.420 --> 01:21:45.880
So, yeah, so anyhow, I would love to see that,

01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:48.319
too. I think it would be great. And also, you

01:21:48.319 --> 01:21:50.319
talk about the betting line. People are going

01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:52.159
to be looking at the weather. They're going to

01:21:52.159 --> 01:21:53.960
go, oh, 45, oh, no, no, I'm going to go with

01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:56.600
the warm weather team. 10 below, going with the

01:21:56.600 --> 01:22:00.500
cold weather team. Also, on the disadvantage

01:22:00.500 --> 01:22:03.340
side, it makes it harder to influence the game

01:22:03.340 --> 01:22:05.939
if the weather is a big factor. I agree. And

01:22:05.939 --> 01:22:09.140
they definitely want to have control of the game

01:22:09.140 --> 01:22:10.699
and steer it where they want it to go. You notice

01:22:10.699 --> 01:22:12.859
we don't have any big Super Bowl blowouts anymore?

01:22:13.079 --> 01:22:15.159
It used to be routine. Well, we did last year.

01:22:15.319 --> 01:22:17.560
Yeah. But it used to be pretty much every season.

01:22:17.699 --> 01:22:20.479
Yeah. And the NFL stepped in and started changing

01:22:20.479 --> 01:22:23.260
things and massaging the outcomes a little bit

01:22:23.260 --> 01:22:25.300
to make sure we don't have blowouts anymore because

01:22:25.300 --> 01:22:28.550
people weren't watching anymore. Oh, no, I know.

01:22:28.649 --> 01:22:30.729
And last year was a blowout, but people go, well,

01:22:30.789 --> 01:22:33.850
they scored 22 points. This is when all the backups

01:22:33.850 --> 01:22:36.189
were in. Yeah. They wanted everyone to get a

01:22:36.189 --> 01:22:38.989
chance. I respect Nick Sirianni only for this.

01:22:39.130 --> 01:22:41.430
Yeah. He brought in a bunch of his backups, regardless

01:22:41.430 --> 01:22:43.649
of what anybody thought. So they can always say,

01:22:43.750 --> 01:22:45.909
I played on the field during the Super Bowl.

01:22:45.930 --> 01:22:47.810
I got to play. And that's when we scored our

01:22:47.810 --> 01:22:50.890
22 points. Yes, it was. Garbage time. Garbage

01:22:50.890 --> 01:22:53.729
time. So if anyone says that wasn't a blowout

01:22:53.729 --> 01:22:56.409
because they scored 22, they don't know what.

01:22:56.600 --> 01:22:58.640
They weren't paying attention. Yeah, they weren't

01:22:58.640 --> 01:23:01.020
paying attention. They went and got fucking pizza

01:23:01.020 --> 01:23:02.739
for ten minutes and came back and said, hey,

01:23:02.739 --> 01:23:06.119
look, the Chiefs are coming back. Yeah, okay.

01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:09.859
Yeah. All right. If you could throw out one penalty

01:23:09.859 --> 01:23:14.000
out of football completely. Oh, wow. I know.

01:23:14.659 --> 01:23:20.640
Which one would it be? Block in the back. Yes.

01:23:20.779 --> 01:23:23.680
I think that was the most piss me off penalty

01:23:23.680 --> 01:23:27.569
ever. Well. I agree with that. There's a couple

01:23:27.569 --> 01:23:28.829
other ones, but I'm going to go ahead and go

01:23:28.829 --> 01:23:30.909
with that one too, and here's why. There's so

01:23:30.909 --> 01:23:34.710
many inadvertent that get called. Someone gets

01:23:34.710 --> 01:23:37.569
hit into another guy and he hits his back. They

01:23:37.569 --> 01:23:41.250
throw the flag. It's a great way to manipulate

01:23:41.250 --> 01:23:45.590
the game. It costs time. It costs yardage. It's

01:23:45.590 --> 01:23:47.930
a bullshit penalty. I remember seeing a player

01:23:47.930 --> 01:23:51.550
get hit directly from the side, but because his

01:23:51.550 --> 01:23:53.649
head was turned, they called it a block in the

01:23:53.649 --> 01:23:56.979
back. Oh, he wasn't looking. Well, that's his

01:23:56.979 --> 01:23:59.220
frickin' fault, isn't it? No, I know. I agree.

01:23:59.359 --> 01:24:00.880
Isn't he running out there on the field with

01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:03.119
21 other players? Shouldn't he be looking? Shouldn't

01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:04.800
he be looking? Shouldn't he think, hey, wait

01:24:04.800 --> 01:24:08.840
a minute? It's so weird some of the excuses they

01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:12.279
come up with. Oh, I know. Ridiculous. It's also

01:24:12.279 --> 01:24:16.079
really telling that the phantom face mask that

01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:18.819
they called on the Chiefs, the announcers talked

01:24:18.819 --> 01:24:23.399
about that. There was another play where... Indianapolis

01:24:23.399 --> 01:24:27.960
was backed up to their own goal line. And Jones

01:24:27.960 --> 01:24:32.119
was in the end zone trying to pass. And someone

01:24:32.119 --> 01:24:34.659
coming around the left end of the Colts line,

01:24:34.859 --> 01:24:37.539
rushing the quarterback, was being held big time.

01:24:37.979 --> 01:24:41.520
And it even showed up on the replay, big time

01:24:41.520 --> 01:24:44.800
hold. In the end zone. That's a penalty and it's

01:24:44.800 --> 01:24:47.000
a safety for the Chiefs. A safety, yeah. Nobody

01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:49.529
mentioned it. Even though they replayed it several

01:24:49.529 --> 01:24:51.949
times, the commentators never mentioned, oh,

01:24:51.970 --> 01:24:53.750
look, there was holding, they missed it, which

01:24:53.750 --> 01:24:56.729
they have done on other plays. But on that play,

01:24:56.970 --> 01:25:00.489
the holding happened, no one mentioned it, no

01:25:00.489 --> 01:25:01.529
one's talking about it. I think they're told

01:25:01.529 --> 01:25:03.770
not to on a situation like that. Exactly. That

01:25:03.770 --> 01:25:06.310
was one of the situations where they're influencing

01:25:06.310 --> 01:25:08.630
the game and trying to get a certain outcome,

01:25:08.890 --> 01:25:12.130
and they told everyone, shut up about this. Pretend

01:25:12.130 --> 01:25:14.229
it didn't happen. And a week from now, everyone's

01:25:14.229 --> 01:25:15.829
going to forget it ever happened. No, no, no.

01:25:15.850 --> 01:25:17.670
And it's going to happen again. Probably a different

01:25:17.670 --> 01:25:20.029
game. Maybe not against the Chiefs, but whenever

01:25:20.029 --> 01:25:21.489
they need it to happen, it's going to happen.

01:25:21.949 --> 01:25:24.310
The other penalty that I'd like to see go is

01:25:24.310 --> 01:25:28.529
gesturing for a sportsman -like. Yeah, yeah.

01:25:28.989 --> 01:25:32.090
Because that is manipulated so bad. Kyrie killed

01:25:32.090 --> 01:25:34.470
doing the peace sign. They threw a 15 -yarder

01:25:34.470 --> 01:25:38.119
on him. Yep. Peace sign means love, peace. It

01:25:38.119 --> 01:25:39.659
doesn't mean I'm going to hit you in the face.

01:25:39.859 --> 01:25:42.460
That was one of the most bullshit calls I've

01:25:42.460 --> 01:25:46.100
ever seen in the NFL. And we'd already scored

01:25:46.100 --> 01:25:49.500
the points on 13 seconds, so it didn't matter,

01:25:49.659 --> 01:25:52.100
and then we got the ball back and won. But the

01:25:52.100 --> 01:25:54.399
thing is, they could have manipulated that game

01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:57.579
heavily by that. It's interesting that flashing

01:25:57.579 --> 01:26:00.210
a peace sign gets you a penalty. But pointing

01:26:00.210 --> 01:26:02.569
upwards and then crossing yourself doesn't give

01:26:02.569 --> 01:26:04.590
you a penalty. They're both gestures. They're

01:26:04.590 --> 01:26:07.369
both gestures, yes. So I guess there's a standard,

01:26:07.470 --> 01:26:09.510
this is okay, this is not okay. You're going

01:26:09.510 --> 01:26:11.590
to hurt a Satanist's feelings. Oh, absolutely.

01:26:11.890 --> 01:26:15.409
You feel very excluded. The Satanists are excluded.

01:26:15.750 --> 01:26:17.750
Yeah, yeah. And also, we all know that the worst

01:26:17.750 --> 01:26:19.829
thing you can do ever is hurt somebody's feelings.

01:26:20.270 --> 01:26:22.050
Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't care. You can murder

01:26:22.050 --> 01:26:24.310
somebody, whatever. It doesn't matter. But if

01:26:24.310 --> 01:26:25.850
you hurt someone's feelings, that's it. You've

01:26:25.850 --> 01:26:27.750
got to go. Go to jail. You cannot be a part of

01:26:27.750 --> 01:26:32.310
this society anymore. In fact, they'll no longer

01:26:32.310 --> 01:26:34.510
consider you human if you hurt somebody's feelings.

01:26:34.590 --> 01:26:36.449
Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, yeah, you are

01:26:36.449 --> 01:26:38.729
done with society after that. Nobody can back

01:26:38.729 --> 01:26:40.890
you up. That's it. It's like, if I know you hurt

01:26:40.890 --> 01:26:42.550
somebody's feelings, I won't talk to you again.

01:26:42.649 --> 01:26:45.270
That's it. And the big problem is that... There's

01:26:45.270 --> 01:26:48.050
probably somebody in Melbourne, Australia right

01:26:48.050 --> 01:26:50.210
now who is having their feelings hurt because

01:26:50.210 --> 01:26:53.909
we're not there. I agree. So he's calling his

01:26:53.909 --> 01:26:56.869
local tiny fist waving group and saying, My feelings

01:26:56.869 --> 01:27:01.170
are hurt. Arrest those people. Every time you

01:27:01.170 --> 01:27:06.409
say tiny fist, I think Skip Bayless. He is obsessed

01:27:06.409 --> 01:27:11.569
with trying to disprove Mahomes. It's so bad

01:27:11.569 --> 01:27:14.909
that he fucking looks like he wants to... I don't

01:27:14.909 --> 01:27:17.590
know, maybe have some sort of a relationship

01:27:17.590 --> 01:27:20.569
with him. Oh, yeah, there's something there.

01:27:20.630 --> 01:27:23.850
He does protest a little too much about Mahomes.

01:27:24.310 --> 01:27:28.069
Yeah. Part of it also is I'm sure he's realized

01:27:28.069 --> 01:27:31.710
that it's way too late to have any kind of legacy.

01:27:32.470 --> 01:27:35.590
for his career other than Skip Bayless was the

01:27:35.590 --> 01:27:37.970
jerk, the brat, the irritating little brother

01:27:37.970 --> 01:27:40.350
that you wish would just go away. So now he's

01:27:40.350 --> 01:27:42.029
just embracing that. He says, I'm going to be

01:27:42.029 --> 01:27:44.470
the best little obnoxious brat I can ever be.

01:27:44.710 --> 01:27:47.010
So I'm going to go after the king. I'm going

01:27:47.010 --> 01:27:49.050
to go after the big guy, and I'm going to disprove

01:27:49.050 --> 01:27:52.630
him. And that comes for the tiny little fists.

01:27:53.029 --> 01:27:55.869
Every day he wakes up, oh, I wonder what I'm

01:27:55.869 --> 01:27:59.229
going to say about him today. And without Shannon

01:27:59.229 --> 01:28:03.300
Sharp. Nobody gives a fuck. Yeah. He has nothing.

01:28:03.659 --> 01:28:06.399
Nothing to offer. I mean, the best part of that

01:28:06.399 --> 01:28:16.420
was... Skip? Skip? Skip? I can't do it quite

01:28:16.420 --> 01:28:19.199
like he did, but it's so funny. The little scolding

01:28:19.199 --> 01:28:21.699
tone. Yeah, yeah. He was saying something stupid,

01:28:21.739 --> 01:28:26.180
and all of a sudden Shane goes, Skip? Skip? He

01:28:26.180 --> 01:28:28.600
knew it was coming. Then all of a sudden, fucking

01:28:28.600 --> 01:28:34.479
three feet of logic. All right. Do you believe

01:28:34.479 --> 01:28:37.060
that Eric Bien -Ami was a major factor in the

01:28:37.060 --> 01:28:39.340
Chiefs' high -flying offense over the past? Yeah.

01:28:39.460 --> 01:28:42.159
Kind of looks like it, don't it? Yeah. The thing

01:28:42.159 --> 01:28:45.380
I remember people saying about him is he held

01:28:45.380 --> 01:28:47.579
players accountable and wouldn't let them get

01:28:47.579 --> 01:28:50.359
away with anything. Yeah. Including lying to

01:28:50.359 --> 01:28:53.159
themselves about why the game went wrong. He

01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:55.119
wouldn't let them fool themselves and say, well,

01:28:55.180 --> 01:28:57.859
my fault. Yeah, it was. It was your fault. Yeah.

01:28:58.329 --> 01:29:00.750
And he even went in Mahomes. He got Mahomes'

01:29:00.930 --> 01:29:03.890
face too. I appreciate that. Yeah. And I'm sure

01:29:03.890 --> 01:29:06.149
at the end of the day, when let's say you're

01:29:06.149 --> 01:29:08.069
having a beer with Mahomes on the couch, he'd

01:29:08.069 --> 01:29:09.869
probably be like, yeah, I deserve that. Yeah.

01:29:09.989 --> 01:29:13.569
He was right. Yeah. At the time, he may not appreciate

01:29:13.569 --> 01:29:15.430
it because you're all hyped up and you're pissed

01:29:15.430 --> 01:29:17.970
off. And you may even fight back, which I think

01:29:17.970 --> 01:29:19.859
he probably did a couple of times. But at the

01:29:19.859 --> 01:29:21.239
end of the day, he probably went home and was

01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:23.060
like, you know what, he's right. I need to watch

01:29:23.060 --> 01:29:24.920
that. Either that or you go home saying, I'm

01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:26.399
going to prove that guy wrong. I'm going to get

01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:28.060
so damn good, he's never going to be able to

01:29:28.060 --> 01:29:30.180
say anything again. Either way, it works. The

01:29:30.180 --> 01:29:32.039
offense has not been the same since he left.

01:29:32.119 --> 01:29:34.260
Yeah, yeah. And they just couldn't handle him

01:29:34.260 --> 01:29:38.560
in Washington because the way he does it is pretty

01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:41.460
abrasive. I mean, if he was a little calmer and

01:29:41.460 --> 01:29:44.420
a little more. He's not a nurturing guy from

01:29:44.420 --> 01:29:46.340
what I can tell. And they were trying to nurture

01:29:46.340 --> 01:29:49.010
a quarterback. You know, they're trying to nurture

01:29:49.010 --> 01:29:51.989
the next guy. They've got Jalen Daniels now and

01:29:51.989 --> 01:29:56.029
everything. And I think he might be the guy.

01:29:56.109 --> 01:29:58.649
I don't know. He's kind of fragile now. He does

01:29:58.649 --> 01:30:01.069
seem, yeah. And before that, he wasn't necessarily

01:30:01.069 --> 01:30:03.409
tearing it up. He was getting figured out quite

01:30:03.409 --> 01:30:05.390
a bit. But you know what? They're trying to nurture

01:30:05.390 --> 01:30:07.130
a young quarterback, and that's another reason

01:30:07.130 --> 01:30:11.869
it didn't work either, I think. So you're writing

01:30:11.869 --> 01:30:13.329
something down, which means you've got something

01:30:13.329 --> 01:30:16.699
you want to say. Yeah. I don't want to let the

01:30:16.699 --> 01:30:18.899
week go by without mentioning that Shadur Sanders

01:30:18.899 --> 01:30:21.460
got a start. Oh, he did, didn't he? And he played

01:30:21.460 --> 01:30:23.539
well. Yeah, he did. I mean, he made some mistakes,

01:30:23.699 --> 01:30:26.640
but he played well and they won the game. It

01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:30.279
was the Raiders, but still. It's an NFL team,

01:30:30.399 --> 01:30:32.539
and he started it, and he won. I would love to

01:30:32.539 --> 01:30:35.180
see him do well. Oh, I would too. Because he

01:30:35.180 --> 01:30:37.460
was a victim of something, and I'm not sure what.

01:30:37.699 --> 01:30:40.220
Yeah, there was a lot more going on pre -draft

01:30:40.220 --> 01:30:42.460
than they let us know. Well, let's see. What

01:30:42.460 --> 01:30:44.979
was it that Bubba said? I listened to Bubba Love

01:30:44.979 --> 01:30:47.279
Sponge here and there. I still like his show,

01:30:47.359 --> 01:30:49.619
and he was best friends with Deion Sanders. And

01:30:49.619 --> 01:30:54.000
he said something about, like, one agent was

01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:56.720
mad at, like, Deion or something, if I remember

01:30:56.720 --> 01:30:59.159
correctly. And he started spreading all this

01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:02.600
smear campaign against Shador. Yeah, that's what

01:31:02.600 --> 01:31:06.539
I heard too. It boils down to Shador and his

01:31:06.539 --> 01:31:10.000
father, Dion, apparently didn't observe all the

01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:12.539
little unwritten rules and niceties. He was being

01:31:12.539 --> 01:31:14.939
his agent when he should have just been everybody's

01:31:14.939 --> 01:31:18.399
friend and let someone else do that. Yeah, so

01:31:18.399 --> 01:31:20.619
noses got bent out of shape and they decided

01:31:20.619 --> 01:31:25.359
to punish both of them. Yeah, yeah. I really...

01:31:25.789 --> 01:31:29.569
Any quarterback who's that talented, drafted

01:31:29.569 --> 01:31:32.930
in the NFL, I want them to succeed because that's

01:31:32.930 --> 01:31:35.149
going to be great fun to watch. Yeah, and also

01:31:35.149 --> 01:31:37.289
another Sanders on the field, I'd love to see

01:31:37.289 --> 01:31:39.710
that. Yeah, yeah. That was so fun to watch. Yeah,

01:31:39.789 --> 01:31:43.989
I mean, it's like before Patrick Mahomes retires,

01:31:44.029 --> 01:31:48.970
I want him to have most, if not all, of the meaningful

01:31:48.970 --> 01:31:51.989
records for a quarterback. He should. And then

01:31:51.989 --> 01:31:54.390
when he retires, I want somebody else to come

01:31:54.390 --> 01:31:56.670
along and break all of his records because that

01:31:56.670 --> 01:31:59.149
will be fun and exciting. I want to see Mahomes

01:31:59.149 --> 01:32:01.029
get the records, but I don't want to see him

01:32:01.029 --> 01:32:03.109
keep them. And you always see the people that

01:32:03.109 --> 01:32:04.710
the records that they broke, they're there cheering

01:32:04.710 --> 01:32:06.829
them on. They're their biggest fans. They're

01:32:06.829 --> 01:32:09.310
like, man, this is history. I can't wait to see

01:32:09.310 --> 01:32:12.050
this. They're not like going, man, this is my

01:32:12.050 --> 01:32:13.390
record that's getting ready to fall. They're

01:32:13.390 --> 01:32:17.130
all for it. It shows you that they're admiring

01:32:17.130 --> 01:32:19.310
what's happening. They're like, this is epic.

01:32:19.789 --> 01:32:22.149
And realistically, if you've got a record that's

01:32:22.149 --> 01:32:25.810
lasted, say, 25, 30 years. That's all you can,

01:32:25.829 --> 01:32:28.829
I mean. Yeah, then either that one day that made

01:32:28.829 --> 01:32:31.569
the record was a fluke or there's something wrong

01:32:31.569 --> 01:32:34.170
with your game that it's broken now and you can't

01:32:34.170 --> 01:32:37.210
reach those heights again. Either way, that's

01:32:37.210 --> 01:32:39.289
not really a good thing to have a record that

01:32:39.289 --> 01:32:41.090
just lasts and lasts and lasts. That makes one

01:32:41.090 --> 01:32:44.310
person and maybe one team happy. But if you want

01:32:44.310 --> 01:32:46.949
to make everybody happy, have those records fall

01:32:46.949 --> 01:32:49.710
and have them fall often. Yeah. That's true.

01:32:49.750 --> 01:32:53.369
That's exciting. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah, no, I

01:32:53.369 --> 01:32:58.010
agree 100%. And also, it's great for the NFL.

01:32:58.289 --> 01:33:01.149
Yes. Because then it gets talked about constantly.

01:33:01.710 --> 01:33:03.390
Mahomes is getting ready to break the record

01:33:03.390 --> 01:33:06.130
of whatever, and all of a sudden you'll get the

01:33:06.130 --> 01:33:09.130
step -ins. Like all of a sudden there's something

01:33:09.130 --> 01:33:12.729
going on. The game has been in the huddle. And

01:33:12.729 --> 01:33:14.789
all of a sudden, hey, real quick, back to New

01:33:14.789 --> 01:33:17.810
York. This match with Mahomes, epic, you know.

01:33:18.760 --> 01:33:21.560
30 million pass or something, you know. When

01:33:21.560 --> 01:33:24.699
Kelsey caught his 85th pass and got the new franchise

01:33:24.699 --> 01:33:27.239
record, I'm sure every team, every game playing,

01:33:27.420 --> 01:33:28.880
they broke in and showed that. They did, and

01:33:28.880 --> 01:33:30.119
they showed it. They're like, yeah, there's some

01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:32.859
record being broken right now. Yeah. I mean,

01:33:32.880 --> 01:33:35.239
realistically, these are all great gambling opportunities.

01:33:35.399 --> 01:33:39.479
Every time a record or a streak is in danger

01:33:39.479 --> 01:33:42.500
of being broken, gamble your ass off. I mean,

01:33:42.539 --> 01:33:44.920
that's what happens. It's like, let's tell everyone

01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.319
about these. These records are about to get broken,

01:33:47.359 --> 01:33:49.300
and the streak that's about to get broken, and

01:33:49.300 --> 01:33:51.399
everyone gets on their phone and bets. NFL loves

01:33:51.399 --> 01:33:54.359
it. I love the betting line after the game where

01:33:54.359 --> 01:33:56.779
I go and look at the stats, and it shows like

01:33:56.779 --> 01:34:00.600
one team had an 85 % chance of winning, then

01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:02.899
in the fourth quarter it's like 90 % and all

01:34:02.899 --> 01:34:05.079
this stuff, right? And then at the very bottom

01:34:05.079 --> 01:34:08.819
it says, we're sorry you didn't bet. You can

01:34:08.819 --> 01:34:11.020
play next time or something like that. I'm like,

01:34:11.079 --> 01:34:13.680
I bet you're sorry I didn't bet. Yeah, well,

01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:15.739
what if you had bet on the wrong team? That's

01:34:15.739 --> 01:34:18.420
not what they're saying. They're saying most

01:34:18.420 --> 01:34:22.119
people are going to lose, so we're sorry you

01:34:22.119 --> 01:34:24.460
didn't bet. So we're sorry we didn't get to get

01:34:24.460 --> 01:34:29.399
money from you. Okay? Yeah. Knew that. Just remember,

01:34:29.500 --> 01:34:31.920
when you do win, you're not winning money from

01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:33.899
the bookie. You're winning money that other people

01:34:33.899 --> 01:34:36.000
have already lost. Which makes it even funner.

01:34:36.039 --> 01:34:39.020
Yeah. Yeah. Someone is jumping off a building

01:34:39.020 --> 01:34:41.380
because I took their last five bucks. Yep. Yeah.

01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:44.880
It's the same with the lottery. I mean, if you

01:34:44.880 --> 01:34:46.800
win the lottery, the money you get paid out is

01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:49.100
money that everyone else has already lost to

01:34:49.100 --> 01:34:52.420
the lottery. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm a big

01:34:52.420 --> 01:34:54.739
proponent of checking your lottery tickets before

01:34:54.739 --> 01:34:57.300
you go to work. How would you like to work one

01:34:57.300 --> 01:35:00.079
extra fucking day you didn't have to? And what

01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:02.960
if that was the day you got hurt? Well, like

01:35:02.960 --> 01:35:05.000
Tony Iommi. He didn't have to go back to his

01:35:05.000 --> 01:35:08.520
dad's steel factory. He did not have to. But

01:35:08.520 --> 01:35:11.439
his mom told him, said, you need to go finish

01:35:11.439 --> 01:35:13.789
what you started. Yeah. Then he cuts off his

01:35:13.789 --> 01:35:15.489
fingers, and he's getting ready to go on tour

01:35:15.489 --> 01:35:17.670
with Jethro Tull, maybe, or something. I forgot.

01:35:17.869 --> 01:35:22.569
I forget who, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Boop. Nope. But

01:35:22.569 --> 01:35:24.430
it turned out to be the right decision. That's

01:35:24.430 --> 01:35:26.449
true. That's true. All right. He needed to lose

01:35:26.449 --> 01:35:29.069
those fingers so we could rock hard. That's right.

01:35:29.250 --> 01:35:32.789
Yes. And so he could stay with the... He wouldn't

01:35:32.789 --> 01:35:35.670
have never been anything much in Jethro Tull,

01:35:35.770 --> 01:35:37.869
because he was just going to be a guitarist in

01:35:37.869 --> 01:35:41.710
a band that wasn't his. Yeah. All right. The

01:35:41.710 --> 01:35:44.609
stats on the 2025 Chiefs defense is considerably

01:35:44.609 --> 01:35:49.670
better, it is, than the 2024 as of now. And actually

01:35:49.670 --> 01:35:51.869
this last game they did even better. Yeah. Do

01:35:51.869 --> 01:35:53.829
you believe this defense is better than last

01:35:53.829 --> 01:35:56.390
season's or is that the type of games we've played

01:35:56.390 --> 01:35:59.140
so far? I think I'm going to say it's the type

01:35:59.140 --> 01:36:02.119
of games because the defensive line is not as

01:36:02.119 --> 01:36:04.600
good as it was last year. No, not close. And

01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:07.500
the secondary doesn't seem to be as good as it

01:36:07.500 --> 01:36:09.319
was last year. Well, evidently, Justin Reed's

01:36:09.319 --> 01:36:11.680
impact in the middle had a lot more. Well, I

01:36:11.680 --> 01:36:14.640
knew it. Let's face it, we knew they were going

01:36:14.640 --> 01:36:17.720
to lose a lot. Now, we have people stepping up

01:36:17.720 --> 01:36:21.079
like Jamari Conner, and Jalen Watson's always

01:36:21.079 --> 01:36:27.460
been pretty solid. Case? Yeah, yes. Cook, number

01:36:27.460 --> 01:36:33.760
six, Cook. Yeah, Cook, not Chase, Cook. And there's

01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:35.479
some new ones, like what's the hyphenated one?

01:36:35.560 --> 01:36:37.699
Wallace Lott or Lott Wallace or something? Something

01:36:37.699 --> 01:36:41.340
Wallace, yeah. There have been some people that

01:36:41.340 --> 01:36:43.180
are stepping up and looking like they have a

01:36:43.180 --> 01:36:44.960
lot of promise, and I think some of that's coming

01:36:44.960 --> 01:36:48.579
together now. But their stats are still better

01:36:48.579 --> 01:36:51.159
than last year. But it is the type of game we've

01:36:51.159 --> 01:36:54.420
been playing. Yeah. All right. Will the Patriots

01:36:54.420 --> 01:36:56.819
be one and done? Will the soft schedule catch

01:36:56.819 --> 01:37:00.560
up with them? I don't think so. I don't either.

01:37:00.680 --> 01:37:03.140
I think the Patriots are pretty much for real.

01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:06.020
I think they've made a good choice in the quarterback.

01:37:07.300 --> 01:37:09.859
Mike Grable really seems to fit that team well.

01:37:11.520 --> 01:37:14.060
If anybody was going to be doing a bounty system,

01:37:14.279 --> 01:37:16.319
I would have thought Mike Grable would be involved

01:37:16.319 --> 01:37:18.199
in it, but he doesn't really seem to be. No,

01:37:18.220 --> 01:37:20.979
no, no. He's one of them that I question about

01:37:20.979 --> 01:37:23.119
that, too, because he's kind of been linked to

01:37:23.119 --> 01:37:25.180
stuff like that before, allegedly, and all that.

01:37:25.279 --> 01:37:27.720
Yeah, and he's been cited a few times for getting

01:37:27.720 --> 01:37:30.460
really abrasive and nasty with players. Yeah,

01:37:30.460 --> 01:37:33.840
yeah. And also, he's got a chip on his shoulder.

01:37:33.920 --> 01:37:35.939
You know he wants to win Super Bowls up there

01:37:35.939 --> 01:37:39.819
just to disgrace Belichick. Yeah. Which gets

01:37:39.819 --> 01:37:42.600
me to this one. Okay. Let's say the Super Bowl

01:37:42.600 --> 01:37:45.260
is the Patriots versus the Buccaneers. Who does

01:37:45.260 --> 01:37:50.600
Tom Brady root for? Wow. Buccaneers. I think

01:37:50.600 --> 01:37:53.300
so. I just think so. Because that was all his

01:37:53.300 --> 01:37:56.380
baby. Yeah. That was all his baby. He went to

01:37:56.380 --> 01:37:58.399
Bruce Arians, and I forgot the GM, and said,

01:37:58.420 --> 01:38:01.079
listen. I want this guy, this guy, this guy,

01:38:01.100 --> 01:38:03.119
and this guy. You make that happen, you'll see

01:38:03.119 --> 01:38:05.199
me there. They made it happen and they saw him

01:38:05.199 --> 01:38:06.979
there and they won. Didn't they even make him

01:38:06.979 --> 01:38:10.880
sign Gronkowski? Yeah, he did. And Gronkowski

01:38:10.880 --> 01:38:12.859
is just pretty much some big dumb guy in the

01:38:12.859 --> 01:38:23.069
middle. But he was there. So, anyhow. All right.

01:38:23.289 --> 01:38:26.409
Are we ready to go to the games? We're going

01:38:26.409 --> 01:38:28.529
to predict maybe some blowouts and some wins

01:38:28.529 --> 01:38:32.170
that maybe seem improbable right now? Yeah, yeah.

01:38:32.229 --> 01:38:37.229
I think it's a good spot for that. Okay. Let's

01:38:37.229 --> 01:38:40.010
see. We have Thursday. We have a couple of games.

01:38:40.569 --> 01:38:44.130
Do you want to go into any of the Kansas City

01:38:44.130 --> 01:38:48.720
-Dallas game? Sure. Well, we talked about that

01:38:48.720 --> 01:38:51.239
a bit earlier. Yeah, we did. We both kind of

01:38:51.239 --> 01:38:53.279
think that Dallas is going to do it. We just

01:38:53.279 --> 01:38:55.039
think the Chiefs are an off -and -on team this

01:38:55.039 --> 01:38:57.859
year. Yeah. Okay, so that's settled. All right,

01:38:57.939 --> 01:39:02.279
how about Green Bay and Detroit that evening?

01:39:02.779 --> 01:39:05.560
Yeah. I'm going to predict a Green Bay upset.

01:39:06.460 --> 01:39:08.960
Yeah, I can see that. That was the one I was

01:39:08.960 --> 01:39:11.000
kind of leaning towards too. I think Green Bay's

01:39:11.000 --> 01:39:14.109
got a real good chance to go in there. expose

01:39:14.109 --> 01:39:16.050
everything about the Lions, division rivals,

01:39:16.210 --> 01:39:17.770
so of course they're familiar with each other.

01:39:18.329 --> 01:39:21.350
Micah Parsons is going to be all over Goff. Yeah.

01:39:21.489 --> 01:39:24.010
And Goff is going to make mistakes. True. And

01:39:24.010 --> 01:39:26.569
I think that it's going to be somewhat lopsided,

01:39:26.590 --> 01:39:29.250
probably about 10 points. That sounds about right,

01:39:29.270 --> 01:39:31.829
yeah. So I'm going to say at the end of the day,

01:39:31.850 --> 01:39:39.029
24 to, no, 27 to 17, Green Bay. You want me to

01:39:39.029 --> 01:39:42.789
write this down? Yes. Check it later? Okay. Excuse

01:39:42.789 --> 01:39:51.850
me, bring up my schedule again. All right. And

01:39:51.850 --> 01:40:00.489
you said? 27 -17, Green Bay. Okay. That's for

01:40:00.489 --> 01:40:04.430
your blowout. Yeah, not quite a blowout, but

01:40:04.430 --> 01:40:06.630
I'm going to say it's a two -score game. Yeah.

01:40:11.610 --> 01:40:15.510
That was one of the three I picked. Okay. But,

01:40:15.569 --> 01:40:17.649
yeah, I can definitely see that happening, yeah.

01:40:18.770 --> 01:40:21.689
We talked about Cheese Cowboys. The night game

01:40:21.689 --> 01:40:25.609
is Bengals at Ravens. I'm actually going to pick

01:40:25.609 --> 01:40:29.109
the Bengals because Baltimore is Flacco's old

01:40:29.109 --> 01:40:32.529
team. Yeah. I think Flacco's going to just be

01:40:32.529 --> 01:40:34.510
like, yeah, you know what, he still loves them.

01:40:34.510 --> 01:40:36.770
There's no animosity, but this is my old team.

01:40:36.869 --> 01:40:40.210
They'll let me go. I was too old or whatever,

01:40:40.350 --> 01:40:43.539
right? Yeah. They brought him back in the league.

01:40:43.560 --> 01:40:47.140
He's done reasonably well. I could see him having

01:40:47.140 --> 01:40:49.979
a great game, a career game maybe. Probably not

01:40:49.979 --> 01:40:52.300
a career game. He's had a lot of big games. But

01:40:52.300 --> 01:40:54.100
I'm going to say he's going to have a good game,

01:40:54.100 --> 01:40:55.939
an extremely efficient game, and get it done.

01:40:57.619 --> 01:41:02.159
Yeah, he's been playing well. He's more than

01:41:02.159 --> 01:41:06.279
a game manager at this point. And Ravens, man,

01:41:06.380 --> 01:41:08.340
you just don't know what to do. What you're going

01:41:08.340 --> 01:41:09.800
to get from them week to week. They're pretty

01:41:09.800 --> 01:41:12.479
inconsistent right now. I know. So I'm going

01:41:12.479 --> 01:41:15.159
to go ahead. I'm going with the Bengals, even

01:41:15.159 --> 01:41:20.819
though it's improbable. Yeah. I was looking to

01:41:20.819 --> 01:41:22.619
see if our coffee was ready. Yeah, usually they

01:41:22.619 --> 01:41:25.159
bring them out to us, but it was like maybe some

01:41:25.159 --> 01:41:27.100
of the key people that do that aren't in there

01:41:27.100 --> 01:41:29.399
right now or something. Oh, by the way, thank

01:41:29.399 --> 01:41:31.220
you for the coffee. Oh, no problem. No problem.

01:41:32.180 --> 01:41:38.699
Okay. So what was the next one? Nope, I heard

01:41:38.699 --> 01:41:41.880
my name. Okay. Let me put it on pause here. Okay,

01:41:41.979 --> 01:41:43.880
all right. City Market Coffee just delivered

01:41:43.880 --> 01:41:46.060
again like they always do. And they would have

01:41:46.060 --> 01:41:48.319
brought it out to us again, but they didn't recognize

01:41:48.319 --> 01:41:50.420
Topler's name on there. Yeah, yeah. So it didn't

01:41:50.420 --> 01:41:53.380
happen. That's above and beyond anyway, so that's

01:41:53.380 --> 01:41:55.880
pretty awesome. Not only is their coffee the

01:41:55.880 --> 01:41:58.720
best, but the people here are the best. They

01:41:58.720 --> 01:42:02.939
are. Nicole does a great job with hiring, obviously.

01:42:03.000 --> 01:42:06.420
The owner, very, very sweet, nice lady that I

01:42:06.420 --> 01:42:10.699
talk to every chance I get. They play good music

01:42:10.699 --> 01:42:12.479
here, too. Yes, they do. You can hear just about

01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:16.140
anything. Yeah. It is a very unique place, very

01:42:16.140 --> 01:42:19.340
unique atmosphere. Yeah. If you want a really

01:42:19.340 --> 01:42:21.159
neat day and you want to hang out somewhere,

01:42:21.420 --> 01:42:23.920
come on down here. This is a fantastic place

01:42:23.920 --> 01:42:27.619
to do so. Definitely. This is almost like a vacation

01:42:27.619 --> 01:42:31.170
at home to me. I love this place. All right,

01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:35.050
what's the next one? Bears and Eagles. That's

01:42:35.050 --> 01:42:38.050
a Friday game. You know, even though the Eagles

01:42:38.050 --> 01:42:40.949
lost, I think the Bears are going to take them.

01:42:41.149 --> 01:42:43.890
Oh, really? Yes, I do. You even count that as

01:42:43.890 --> 01:42:47.869
an upset? Yeah. All right, yeah, I was going

01:42:47.869 --> 01:42:51.729
to take the Eagles. No, that's fine. Go ahead.

01:42:51.789 --> 01:42:54.470
This is good because we need to differ on some

01:42:54.470 --> 01:42:56.670
of them. Yeah. I'm taking the Bears, and it's

01:42:56.670 --> 01:42:58.090
going to be last minute. It's not going to be

01:42:58.090 --> 01:43:00.689
a blowout at all. I think that Caleb Williams

01:43:00.689 --> 01:43:03.229
is learning enough and he's learning how to win

01:43:03.229 --> 01:43:06.510
a game. That would make me very happy because

01:43:06.510 --> 01:43:09.369
I was going to be very upset if Caleb Williams

01:43:09.369 --> 01:43:14.149
was going to be wasted in Chicago. It can be

01:43:14.149 --> 01:43:17.329
argued about Fields and Trubisky whether they

01:43:17.329 --> 01:43:19.630
were ever good or not. That can be argued. But

01:43:19.630 --> 01:43:22.010
Williams cannot be argued. He's a good player.

01:43:22.050 --> 01:43:24.470
He's got great talent. All sorts of physical

01:43:24.470 --> 01:43:28.810
ability. What's holding him back is... the situation

01:43:28.810 --> 01:43:31.569
he's in right now. Yes. Let's hope he can work

01:43:31.569 --> 01:43:33.789
through that and become every bit the quarterback

01:43:33.789 --> 01:43:36.050
he's meant to be. I think he's done everything

01:43:36.050 --> 01:43:39.649
he can so far. Yeah. Without a different team.

01:43:39.670 --> 01:43:41.670
I think the enemy is probably helping him, right,

01:43:41.770 --> 01:43:44.630
with a run game that's pretty good. Yeah. So

01:43:44.630 --> 01:43:46.909
it takes some of the pressure off of him and

01:43:46.909 --> 01:43:48.850
especially some of the heat that he's getting

01:43:48.850 --> 01:43:51.350
from people trying to get in the line and sack

01:43:51.350 --> 01:43:53.449
him and ruin him before he begins and all that.

01:43:56.680 --> 01:43:58.420
Anyhow, I'm going to go for the upset again.

01:43:59.159 --> 01:44:01.079
And, of course, then it's going to be argued.

01:44:01.260 --> 01:44:03.220
People are going to go, the Eagles are in the

01:44:03.220 --> 01:44:06.760
toilet. They're done. Dynasty over. And then

01:44:06.760 --> 01:44:08.079
they're going to come back and probably be in

01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:12.720
the Super Bowl again. All right. So, all right,

01:44:12.720 --> 01:44:14.560
we got that one. And what is the other one? You

01:44:14.560 --> 01:44:17.239
got another one, I think? Next up we have Saints

01:44:17.239 --> 01:44:24.539
at Dolphins. At Dolphins. I'm going to pick the

01:44:24.539 --> 01:44:28.189
Dolphins. Yeah. Yeah, they beat the Bills, and

01:44:28.189 --> 01:44:33.170
the Saints are kind of up and down. Penix, he

01:44:33.170 --> 01:44:35.050
plays for the Saints. Oh, no, that's Atlanta.

01:44:35.189 --> 01:44:36.710
He's Atlanta. Yeah, I get those two confused.

01:44:37.149 --> 01:44:40.630
I know Penix is kind of hurt. But Rattler was.

01:44:41.189 --> 01:44:43.289
Rattler was who was playing for. Yeah, but I

01:44:43.289 --> 01:44:45.649
think he's injured, isn't he? I haven't heard

01:44:45.649 --> 01:44:48.050
his name at all. I had some other guy, too. I

01:44:48.050 --> 01:44:58.890
can't remember who it is. Yeah, I'm pretty much

01:44:58.890 --> 01:45:01.750
peeking the Dolphins too. I don't see much chance

01:45:01.750 --> 01:45:05.029
there. Yeah. I think the Dolphins are a decent

01:45:05.029 --> 01:45:20.909
team. Who's next here? Texans at Colts. Let's

01:45:20.909 --> 01:45:24.989
see. I'm going to go Texans. The Texans are kind

01:45:24.989 --> 01:45:36.100
of on a roll. And I think that the Texans are

01:45:36.100 --> 01:45:38.399
starting to figure some things out defensively.

01:45:38.399 --> 01:45:42.399
Yeah. And I think that Daniel Jones is just the

01:45:42.399 --> 01:45:46.520
guy to do it on. I'm picking the Texans over

01:45:46.520 --> 01:45:50.119
the Colts as my upset. I think the Texans' defense.

01:45:50.989 --> 01:45:53.029
is going to do even better than the Chiefs defense

01:45:53.029 --> 01:45:55.270
did at shutting down the Colts. I agree. And

01:45:55.270 --> 01:45:57.590
I think it's not going to quite be a blowout,

01:45:57.609 --> 01:46:00.010
but I think the Texans are going to handle them

01:46:00.010 --> 01:46:07.550
quite handily. Yeah. So I guess I've got to put

01:46:07.550 --> 01:46:11.069
a number on it. I'm going to go like 24 -10.

01:46:11.810 --> 01:46:14.949
Okay. Not really a blowout, but, again, a two

01:46:14.949 --> 01:46:18.789
-score game. Okay, sounds good to me. And I hate

01:46:18.789 --> 01:46:21.250
to repeat you because I know that's not our object

01:46:21.250 --> 01:46:28.510
here, but I agree with that 100%. So I'm going

01:46:28.510 --> 01:46:35.329
to say my score is going to be 27 -23 Texans.

01:46:35.470 --> 01:46:37.409
And it's going to be a last -minute drive. It's

01:46:37.409 --> 01:46:40.529
going to make probably Davis Mills, I think,

01:46:40.550 --> 01:46:43.250
is still in there. yeah he's been playing pretty

01:46:43.250 --> 01:46:45.869
well so I'm gonna say that it's gonna be he's

01:46:45.869 --> 01:46:53.670
gonna do it all right next we have Falcons at

01:46:53.670 --> 01:47:03.489
Jets let's see I'm gonna go Falcons I think so

01:47:03.489 --> 01:47:07.229
the Jets are just kind of nothing this year Yeah,

01:47:07.229 --> 01:47:08.970
I agree. And, you know, they're trading away

01:47:08.970 --> 01:47:11.050
good players, so they're kind of in the, you

01:47:11.050 --> 01:47:13.029
know, fire sale mode. They know they're not making

01:47:13.029 --> 01:47:18.630
the postseason. Yeah, I agree. Sorry I was distracted.

01:47:19.069 --> 01:47:22.310
A little business going on right here, so. Yeah.

01:47:23.550 --> 01:47:35.039
Okay, you got any more? 49ers at Browns. 49ers

01:47:35.039 --> 01:47:37.079
are going to win it. But, well, no, no, no, no.

01:47:37.359 --> 01:47:40.760
No. I think Shador's going to get off to a hell

01:47:40.760 --> 01:47:43.239
of a start and really make people think. That

01:47:43.239 --> 01:47:44.840
would be awesome. That would be a great upset,

01:47:44.939 --> 01:47:46.520
wouldn't it? I'm going to go with the Browns.

01:47:46.520 --> 01:47:50.199
All right. It may not pan out, but I love it.

01:47:50.260 --> 01:47:52.899
It's a sexy pick. Yes, yes. I think I'm going

01:47:52.899 --> 01:47:54.699
to pick the Browns as well. All right. Because

01:47:54.699 --> 01:47:59.630
I kind of want to see it happen. Me too. I want

01:47:59.630 --> 01:48:01.590
people to look around and go, man, did we get

01:48:01.590 --> 01:48:08.369
duped by this Shador thing? Yeah. Jaguars at

01:48:08.369 --> 01:48:11.449
Titans. It's got to be the Jags. The Titans are

01:48:11.449 --> 01:48:13.890
just nothing this year. The Titans, I'll be surprised

01:48:13.890 --> 01:48:15.829
if they win another game, and if it is, it's

01:48:15.829 --> 01:48:18.029
going to be against the Chiefs. Yeah. Oh, God.

01:48:18.869 --> 01:48:21.569
Yeah, I can see the Titans are tanking. They

01:48:21.569 --> 01:48:23.550
know they're going to get the number one pick.

01:48:24.270 --> 01:48:27.229
They want to back up Cam Ward with maybe an offensive

01:48:27.229 --> 01:48:28.989
lineman that's worth a shot. Shit, I don't know.

01:48:29.710 --> 01:48:32.689
Better running back, I don't know, defense. They

01:48:32.689 --> 01:48:35.369
still need a tight end. Yeah, they do. Oh, yeah,

01:48:35.449 --> 01:48:37.449
they'll probably go tight end, I imagine. If

01:48:37.449 --> 01:48:39.430
there's somebody worth a first -round pick. If

01:48:39.430 --> 01:48:41.850
there is, that's the whole wild card in it. Yeah,

01:48:41.890 --> 01:48:45.229
picking a tight end first round, eh, that's a

01:48:45.229 --> 01:48:47.970
little risky. What was Kelsey third? I think

01:48:47.970 --> 01:48:51.130
so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember the story on

01:48:51.130 --> 01:48:53.449
that, too, because Andy Reid knew Jason Kelsey,

01:48:53.569 --> 01:48:56.689
who drafted him. Yeah. And he said, hey, can

01:48:56.689 --> 01:48:59.189
I think about... drafting your little brother,

01:48:59.250 --> 01:49:02.710
is he going to fuck this up? He almost did early

01:49:02.710 --> 01:49:05.170
in his career. He was a hothead. Jason Kelsey

01:49:05.170 --> 01:49:08.069
said something like I'm going to make sure he

01:49:08.069 --> 01:49:12.949
doesn't. He almost did a few times. How about

01:49:12.949 --> 01:49:15.770
the time he grabbed the flag from the referee

01:49:15.770 --> 01:49:20.050
and threw it? There was a time when I went into

01:49:20.050 --> 01:49:23.010
my Madden football team and changed Travis Kelsey's

01:49:23.010 --> 01:49:25.250
name to something else because I was tired of

01:49:25.250 --> 01:49:27.319
hearing his name. Because he was pissing me off

01:49:27.319 --> 01:49:31.619
so much. I changed his name to Kevin Phillips.

01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:36.560
Kevin Phillips. Oh, I love that name. I think

01:49:36.560 --> 01:49:39.039
Jihad Phillips. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been

01:49:39.039 --> 01:49:42.600
a great one. Yeah. Yeah, Jihad. Yeah, Holy War

01:49:42.600 --> 01:49:46.779
Phillips. Like, what's his name? Holy War Johnson,

01:49:47.060 --> 01:49:49.079
is it? Jihad Johnson or something like that.

01:49:49.140 --> 01:49:51.159
Yeah, something like that. Oh, well, good. All

01:49:51.159 --> 01:49:52.680
right. And then don't forget about World War

01:49:52.680 --> 01:49:58.359
II Jenkins. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yep. So,

01:49:58.439 --> 01:50:03.699
yeah. Okay. Jags are tight. Cardinals and Bucs.

01:50:04.659 --> 01:50:06.340
I don't think the Bucs are going to have much

01:50:06.340 --> 01:50:08.479
trouble. Yeah, the Bucs are going to – they've

01:50:08.479 --> 01:50:10.279
got to start stepping on the pedals sometime.

01:50:10.560 --> 01:50:13.279
Yeah. And even if they don't have Mayfield, I

01:50:13.279 --> 01:50:15.819
think they're still going to do it. I think the

01:50:15.819 --> 01:50:17.600
Cardinals have a whole lot working for them.

01:50:18.159 --> 01:50:21.819
And, yes, poor cards. It's like year after year

01:50:21.819 --> 01:50:24.539
they just can't get it together. I don't think

01:50:24.539 --> 01:50:26.520
they're really even trying at this point. Well,

01:50:26.560 --> 01:50:29.079
it started with Kyler Murray and everybody going,

01:50:29.220 --> 01:50:32.159
well, this is a Mahomes -like guy. This is a

01:50:32.159 --> 01:50:35.060
new breed of quarterback. Yeah. This guy. They

01:50:35.060 --> 01:50:38.920
oversold him big time. Yeah, they did. Oklahoma's

01:50:38.920 --> 01:50:42.100
gather going, did they really fake him? Number

01:50:42.100 --> 01:50:45.909
one. What? Yeah. The first couple of seasons,

01:50:46.010 --> 01:50:47.770
he was spending more time playing Call of Duty

01:50:47.770 --> 01:50:50.510
than he was paying attention to game film and

01:50:50.510 --> 01:50:53.609
studying up for his job. And now he just doesn't

01:50:53.609 --> 01:50:56.270
have it. He's not that guy ever, never has been,

01:50:56.310 --> 01:51:02.069
never will be. All right. Vikings at Seahawks.

01:51:03.470 --> 01:51:09.670
Seahawks. Yeah. I think J .J. McCarthy's injured,

01:51:09.729 --> 01:51:11.229
but it doesn't matter. They're going to beat

01:51:11.229 --> 01:51:13.800
him, too. Yeah, yeah. It was good to see him

01:51:13.800 --> 01:51:17.680
back in and playing again. Number one, he's always

01:51:17.680 --> 01:51:19.359
injured. Number two, he's not good enough to

01:51:19.359 --> 01:51:21.720
get injured all the time. Yeah. I mean, he's

01:51:21.720 --> 01:51:23.640
not going to take up a roster spot next year,

01:51:23.680 --> 01:51:31.279
I don't think. Probably not. Let's see. Okay.

01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:38.199
Bills at Steelers. I'm picking the Steelers.

01:51:38.619 --> 01:51:41.640
I am too. I think that's very close to an upset

01:51:41.640 --> 01:51:45.579
considering it's the Bills. But since the Bills

01:51:45.579 --> 01:51:48.920
have already lost four and played really badly.

01:51:49.260 --> 01:51:52.239
I think the Bills have at least two more losses.

01:51:52.500 --> 01:51:56.500
Yeah, I think so too. And they have some tough

01:51:56.500 --> 01:52:00.420
games coming up. The last tough game they failed

01:52:00.420 --> 01:52:04.319
miserably. We'll see. Although you can say the

01:52:04.319 --> 01:52:06.039
same about the Chiefs, too, but, like, we're

01:52:06.039 --> 01:52:08.420
not that high on them anyhow, so. Yeah. Yeah.

01:52:09.579 --> 01:52:11.579
All right, and I hope we're wrong. Don't get

01:52:11.579 --> 01:52:13.739
me wrong. Yeah, really. I would love to see nothing

01:52:13.739 --> 01:52:18.579
more than a definitive game with the Chiefs and

01:52:18.579 --> 01:52:23.819
the Bills one more time. Yeah. And if it happens

01:52:23.819 --> 01:52:26.119
one more time, the Chiefs win, it's going to

01:52:26.119 --> 01:52:28.979
be, it should be undeniable right now, but, I

01:52:28.979 --> 01:52:32.680
mean. Yeah. Before the season started, I was

01:52:32.680 --> 01:52:36.060
hearing people saying that if the Bills coach

01:52:36.060 --> 01:52:38.720
doesn't get them to the Super Bowl this year,

01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:41.180
at least get them to the Super Bowl, probably

01:52:41.180 --> 01:52:45.100
going to fire their coach. Sean McDermott, he's

01:52:45.100 --> 01:52:47.060
going to have a job in football. He's really

01:52:47.060 --> 01:52:53.600
good. Yeah. But he's done really well. It's just

01:52:53.600 --> 01:52:58.840
his playoff plan. Game needs to be up, obviously.

01:52:59.239 --> 01:53:01.340
That's what got Schottenheimer fired in Cleveland

01:53:01.340 --> 01:53:05.380
and Kansas City. Well, was he fired or did he

01:53:05.380 --> 01:53:09.100
quit? That's not really clear. That's true. There

01:53:09.100 --> 01:53:11.800
was a cloud of all kinds of speculation over

01:53:11.800 --> 01:53:15.539
that team. Yes, there was. Yeah, yeah. So, and

01:53:15.539 --> 01:53:19.260
I don't know. I mean. That's not without precedent

01:53:19.260 --> 01:53:22.420
for a winning coach to be fired because he can't

01:53:22.420 --> 01:53:23.859
get that final hurdle. No, it wouldn't be the

01:53:23.859 --> 01:53:26.119
first time. No. No, I know. not going to be the

01:53:26.119 --> 01:53:29.720
last either. You know, if Andy Reid didn't get

01:53:29.720 --> 01:53:32.300
him to the Super Bowl and win a few, he probably

01:53:32.300 --> 01:53:34.060
wouldn't still be here in Kansas City either.

01:53:34.300 --> 01:53:37.220
No. If he was a one and done like the previous

01:53:37.220 --> 01:53:41.699
administrations, no. No, he'd been fired too.

01:53:42.020 --> 01:53:44.779
But he's got the guy in his delivery now, so

01:53:44.779 --> 01:53:50.710
everyone's good with him. So, okay. Yeah, McDermott

01:53:50.710 --> 01:53:53.289
will be a coordinator somewhere and also be a

01:53:53.289 --> 01:53:56.569
head coach again somewhere. True. But, yeah,

01:53:56.590 --> 01:53:58.369
I agree with you. If he doesn't get into the

01:53:58.369 --> 01:54:01.350
Super Bowl, they're going to say we have no choice.

01:54:01.510 --> 01:54:04.130
It's not working. Our ultimate goal at the end

01:54:04.130 --> 01:54:06.010
of the day, anything short of winning the Super

01:54:06.010 --> 01:54:09.569
Bowl, the Chiefs last year were a failure. They

01:54:09.569 --> 01:54:12.489
were. They were. They did not complete the mission.

01:54:13.029 --> 01:54:15.569
So you cannot call that a successful season.

01:54:17.720 --> 01:54:19.760
Partly because they stunk it up so bad in the

01:54:19.760 --> 01:54:21.760
Super Bowl, but even if it had been a close game,

01:54:21.920 --> 01:54:23.399
it still would have been a failure. It's still

01:54:23.399 --> 01:54:27.680
a failure, just not as bad. So the most important

01:54:27.680 --> 01:54:29.979
game of the year, you didn't show up, so there

01:54:29.979 --> 01:54:32.880
you go. Yeah. If you can't get yourself up and

01:54:32.880 --> 01:54:35.699
ready for the Super Bowl, maybe this is not the

01:54:35.699 --> 01:54:39.500
sport for you. Yeah. And maybe this is a team

01:54:39.500 --> 01:54:41.840
where they led off last year at the Super Bowl,

01:54:41.859 --> 01:54:44.439
they carried it over this year. Yeah. I don't

01:54:44.439 --> 01:54:47.520
know. We hope not. That would be a shame if our

01:54:47.520 --> 01:54:50.460
Super Bowl hangover started at the beginning

01:54:50.460 --> 01:54:53.819
of last Super Bowl instead of after. It makes

01:54:53.819 --> 01:54:55.960
you kind of wonder. Yeah. It makes you kind of

01:54:55.960 --> 01:54:58.939
wonder. So, I don't know. Yeah, we'll see what

01:54:58.939 --> 01:55:01.319
happens. Okay, is there any more? The next one

01:55:01.319 --> 01:55:03.800
I picked was Rams at Panthers. That's my blowout.

01:55:04.479 --> 01:55:06.800
Rams. And the Rams are going to win by three

01:55:06.800 --> 01:55:10.359
scores. I'm seeing a 20 -point difference. I

01:55:10.359 --> 01:55:13.699
do, too. So, I'm saying like 34 -14. Yeah. Yeah,

01:55:13.779 --> 01:55:16.319
I agree. I think Matt Stafford's going to have

01:55:16.319 --> 01:55:19.859
at least three error touchdowns, if not four.

01:55:20.039 --> 01:55:28.300
Yeah. We have Raiders at Chargers. Couldn't read

01:55:28.300 --> 01:55:30.680
my own handwriting for a second. Nothing really

01:55:30.680 --> 01:55:32.800
surprising there. Chargers aren't playing well,

01:55:32.880 --> 01:55:35.539
but Raiders suck. They fired Chip Kelly. They

01:55:35.539 --> 01:55:39.800
fired an offensive line coach, an offensive somebody

01:55:39.800 --> 01:55:41.600
coach. No, I think they're going to make it somewhat

01:55:41.600 --> 01:55:43.850
interesting. Yeah, I don't think it'll be a total

01:55:43.850 --> 01:55:47.329
blowout, but I'm looking at Chargers. Chargers

01:55:47.329 --> 01:55:49.989
going to win, yeah. And it's not hard to predict.

01:55:50.029 --> 01:55:53.050
I mean, like we said, they're already calling

01:55:53.050 --> 01:55:56.909
for Pete Carroll's head. Yeah. Las Vegas is already

01:55:56.909 --> 01:55:59.510
calling for his head. He's so out of touch. He

01:55:59.510 --> 01:56:01.550
still is going the rah -rah. Everything's great.

01:56:01.829 --> 01:56:04.109
JR quarterback's so nice. There's just one more

01:56:04.109 --> 01:56:06.590
little thing we have to. He's so out of touch

01:56:06.590 --> 01:56:10.590
because, you know, he's freaking old. I'm freaking

01:56:10.590 --> 01:56:12.770
old, and I can recognize when somebody's freaking

01:56:12.770 --> 01:56:15.270
old. I can recognize that, too. He is so out

01:56:15.270 --> 01:56:17.729
of touch. It's past him. It's like Bill Belichick

01:56:17.729 --> 01:56:19.710
down in North Carolina trying to talk to these

01:56:19.710 --> 01:56:22.689
18 - to 21 -year -olds. They don't care what

01:56:22.689 --> 01:56:25.130
he won, and they don't care what he has. They

01:56:25.130 --> 01:56:27.310
don't care about the hardware on his fingers.

01:56:27.369 --> 01:56:29.930
They don't give a shit. And he lost another game

01:56:29.930 --> 01:56:33.590
last week. Yes, he did. And his daughter is fighting

01:56:33.590 --> 01:56:38.750
with his fiancée or whatever she is. He's had

01:56:38.750 --> 01:56:41.310
all these different little variant things happening,

01:56:41.390 --> 01:56:43.810
and I mean, it's really turned out to be a complete

01:56:43.810 --> 01:56:47.750
clusterfuck disaster. Yeah. Despite what UNC

01:56:47.750 --> 01:56:51.069
is saying publicly, behind the scenes they're

01:56:51.069 --> 01:56:53.329
saying, God, I wish we'd hired anybody else,

01:56:53.350 --> 01:56:55.510
because this guy, even if he wins, he's just

01:56:55.510 --> 01:56:57.970
making such an ugly stain on this university.

01:56:58.369 --> 01:57:00.529
Well, number one, that was a dumb hire. It was.

01:57:01.170 --> 01:57:03.130
But number two, they're trying to do this for

01:57:03.130 --> 01:57:06.109
effect. Yeah. You know? Which they will deny,

01:57:06.229 --> 01:57:09.010
but they will. Yeah, they'll deny. I was trying

01:57:09.010 --> 01:57:11.229
to remember, did Belichick ever coach college

01:57:11.229 --> 01:57:15.189
football? A long time ago. Long, long time ago.

01:57:15.189 --> 01:57:18.109
Long, long time ago. Nothing that they can base

01:57:18.109 --> 01:57:20.449
anything on. Yeah. I think they're just trying

01:57:20.449 --> 01:57:22.970
to get a name. It's so many, so many decades

01:57:22.970 --> 01:57:25.909
of coaching in the pros as a coordinator, as

01:57:25.909 --> 01:57:28.529
a head coach. He's used to dealing with grown

01:57:28.529 --> 01:57:31.369
-ass men who are earning a paycheck. In college,

01:57:31.510 --> 01:57:33.510
you've got to schmooze the family to get them

01:57:33.510 --> 01:57:35.949
to send their kid there. You've got to... You've

01:57:35.949 --> 01:57:38.489
got to talk these kids out of their homesickness

01:57:38.489 --> 01:57:41.149
or they broke up with their girlfriend or whatever.

01:57:42.170 --> 01:57:45.229
Belichick's not that guy. No, no. And, okay,

01:57:45.369 --> 01:57:47.850
I'm going to be fair about this, though. I'm

01:57:47.850 --> 01:57:51.210
giving him three seasons for recruiting. True.

01:57:51.310 --> 01:57:53.189
You've got to give him time for that. I've got

01:57:53.189 --> 01:57:55.770
to give him this. Outside of the media, he has

01:57:55.770 --> 01:57:58.430
a personality, and he's actually kind of funny.

01:57:59.590 --> 01:58:02.480
Yeah, when his girlfriend lets him. Whenever

01:58:02.480 --> 01:58:04.699
she's not over there with his old balls in his

01:58:04.699 --> 01:58:08.859
hand, in her hand. I like the one, he's talking

01:58:08.859 --> 01:58:10.859
about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, and he

01:58:10.859 --> 01:58:12.939
goes, yeah, he goes, Travis had a lot of big

01:58:12.939 --> 01:58:15.899
catches in his career. This is probably the biggest

01:58:15.899 --> 01:58:20.840
one. Yeah. But he has a good personality, and

01:58:20.840 --> 01:58:23.239
he's actually pretty humorous. It's funny. Yeah,

01:58:23.239 --> 01:58:25.260
it's important to remember that he's just been

01:58:25.260 --> 01:58:27.260
hiding it all this time. It's not like it doesn't

01:58:27.260 --> 01:58:29.659
exist. He just won't share it. We got tired of

01:58:29.659 --> 01:58:31.380
the media fucking with him, so he's like, all

01:58:31.380 --> 01:58:36.000
right, watch this. Yeah, we had a pretty good

01:58:36.000 --> 01:58:39.920
game. Yep. Well, can you explain? Yeah, we had

01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:43.479
a good game. Yep. It's like, okay. Yep. And the

01:58:43.479 --> 01:58:45.079
subtext was there is that I ain't giving you

01:58:45.079 --> 01:58:46.760
guys anything because look what you did with

01:58:46.760 --> 01:58:49.640
it last time. Yes. And so it was really quite

01:58:49.640 --> 01:58:52.760
brilliant. What he did is, watch this. I'm going

01:58:52.760 --> 01:58:55.100
to say a whole lot of nothing. He fulfilled his

01:58:55.100 --> 01:58:57.479
contractual obligation to talk with the press

01:58:57.479 --> 01:59:00.939
and to be cooperative, but they can't force him

01:59:00.939 --> 01:59:02.619
to say anything he doesn't want to say. Yeah,

01:59:02.619 --> 01:59:05.439
and he didn't. It's funny, too, because he was

01:59:05.439 --> 01:59:07.840
one of the few guys that made the press sweat.

01:59:08.159 --> 01:59:11.529
Yeah. You know, they're over there going. Normally

01:59:11.529 --> 01:59:13.789
we have the upper hand now. I don't know. He's

01:59:13.789 --> 01:59:17.609
like just. They are used to asking these weird

01:59:17.609 --> 01:59:19.670
-ass questions that don't really make any sense,

01:59:19.670 --> 01:59:21.569
but they're trying to get the coach to say something

01:59:21.569 --> 01:59:23.890
stupid. Yeah, and one of the things he did that

01:59:23.890 --> 01:59:26.029
was subtle, and I want your opinion on this.

01:59:26.170 --> 01:59:30.210
Yeah. He wouldn't pick who was coming next. He

01:59:30.210 --> 01:59:33.069
would let them fight it out. Yep. He'd just be

01:59:33.069 --> 01:59:36.979
like. To me, that is huge. Because then you have

01:59:36.979 --> 01:59:39.119
the media kind of at odds with each other. They're

01:59:39.119 --> 01:59:41.619
not uniformed trying to make you look bad or

01:59:41.619 --> 01:59:44.020
make you say something you didn't. And whenever

01:59:44.020 --> 01:59:46.500
they're fighting to try to get their words in,

01:59:46.600 --> 01:59:48.920
it's a completely different element. While he's

01:59:48.920 --> 01:59:50.720
up there like, you're not getting shit from me,

01:59:50.739 --> 01:59:54.729
so you might as well cover it. That was one of

01:59:54.729 --> 01:59:57.270
the subtle things that he did that was completely

01:59:57.270 --> 02:00:01.470
brilliant to me. I'm not going to say, hey, Jimbo

02:00:01.470 --> 02:00:05.149
over there, your question. He didn't have a favorite.

02:00:05.210 --> 02:00:08.210
He didn't like any of them. To me, you are all

02:00:08.210 --> 02:00:12.430
equally worthless. Yes. Let me prove this by

02:00:12.430 --> 02:00:16.829
my interview. All right, is there any more? Two

02:00:16.829 --> 02:00:19.470
more. Sunday night, we got Broncos at Commanders.

02:00:19.880 --> 02:00:21.560
I think the Broncos are going to handle him pretty

02:00:21.560 --> 02:00:24.439
well. Yeah, yeah. Is Jaden Daniels coming back

02:00:24.439 --> 02:00:27.340
any time soon, or is it still Mariota? I think

02:00:27.340 --> 02:00:31.779
it's still Mariota. He's doing okay. But remember,

02:00:31.939 --> 02:00:33.699
he's the guy that just decided to quit on his

02:00:33.699 --> 02:00:35.439
team. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, I

02:00:35.439 --> 02:00:38.279
could never respect him ever since then. He's

02:00:38.279 --> 02:00:40.600
just not good. Yeah. If you watch the first season

02:00:40.600 --> 02:00:43.619
of quarterback, he just kind of quits on his

02:00:43.619 --> 02:00:45.579
team. There's a second season of quarterback

02:00:45.579 --> 02:00:49.159
out on Netflix. Nobody watched it. Yeah, I didn't

02:00:49.159 --> 02:00:50.800
realize it was there. I'm going to watch it.

02:00:50.859 --> 02:00:52.960
Yeah, I'm going to watch it too, but I think

02:00:52.960 --> 02:00:55.060
the subject matter, the people that they have

02:00:55.060 --> 02:00:58.319
aren't as strong. Yeah. First was Mahomes, Cousins,

02:00:58.319 --> 02:01:01.819
and Mariota. Mariota, yeah. And all of them were

02:01:01.819 --> 02:01:03.699
so completely different, it was really unique.

02:01:03.859 --> 02:01:06.720
Yeah. Of course, everybody wanted to watch Mahomes

02:01:06.720 --> 02:01:08.579
because that was a Super Bowl year, a winning

02:01:08.579 --> 02:01:12.180
year. And it was very improbable during the middle

02:01:12.180 --> 02:01:14.119
season, and you got to see the down with the

02:01:14.119 --> 02:01:16.979
ups. Yeah. Actually, very well done. I think

02:01:16.979 --> 02:01:19.479
it was. They had another series called Receiver.

02:01:19.680 --> 02:01:22.020
Yeah. And they've only had one season of that.

02:01:22.680 --> 02:01:27.500
Yeah. I think Netflix, like I've always said,

02:01:27.640 --> 02:01:30.899
they are like one of the few entities that are

02:01:30.899 --> 02:01:33.279
capable of real journalism. Yeah. Because they

02:01:33.279 --> 02:01:35.600
don't, the insurance company doesn't call them

02:01:35.600 --> 02:01:37.899
up and go, hey. You know that piece you've done?

02:01:37.960 --> 02:01:40.739
You take it down right now. Yeah. Well, why?

02:01:40.979 --> 02:01:43.760
Well, look how much money we contributed to you

02:01:43.760 --> 02:01:47.319
guys. Oh, okay, it's down. They can't do that.

02:01:47.500 --> 02:01:49.800
Netflix is subscription -based. They get to say

02:01:49.800 --> 02:01:52.939
what they want and do what they want. Kind of

02:01:52.939 --> 02:01:55.279
like us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A subscription of

02:01:55.279 --> 02:01:58.060
nothing. Only people don't pay for ours. We can

02:01:58.060 --> 02:02:01.600
barely give it away. Really? Yeah. And most of

02:02:01.600 --> 02:02:03.560
the times people take it as an act of aggression.

02:02:04.239 --> 02:02:06.380
That's true. Yeah, they're like, why would you

02:02:06.380 --> 02:02:08.319
do this to me? Why would you make me listen to

02:02:08.319 --> 02:02:10.079
this garbage? We'll have to count up one of these

02:02:10.079 --> 02:02:14.859
days how many restraining orders we have. Yes,

02:02:15.100 --> 02:02:17.239
yep. And I think we're getting ready to get one

02:02:17.239 --> 02:02:19.539
next week, the way it sounds. Probably so, yeah.

02:02:19.739 --> 02:02:21.739
At least we know Skip Bayless will never try

02:02:21.739 --> 02:02:23.619
to keep us from talking about him because we're

02:02:23.619 --> 02:02:25.239
the only people who will talk about him. Yeah,

02:02:25.239 --> 02:02:28.880
yeah. And also it is peppered up with... This

02:02:28.880 --> 02:02:32.220
is, the last one I did was, this is obviously

02:02:32.220 --> 02:02:35.220
parody, a parody of nothing but, so help us God.

02:02:35.800 --> 02:02:38.359
And then the other one about Dave Tobe is, this

02:02:38.359 --> 02:02:42.500
could be Dave Tobe, but maybe it isn't. I love

02:02:42.500 --> 02:02:44.880
that one. And it might be Dave Tobe, but not

02:02:44.880 --> 02:02:47.680
that Dave Tobe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if it was,

02:02:47.739 --> 02:02:51.779
he could have said something like this. Like

02:02:51.779 --> 02:02:53.520
I said. In an alternate universe. Yeah, the great

02:02:53.520 --> 02:02:56.199
thing about the English, yes, the English language

02:02:56.199 --> 02:02:59.319
was. You could say something without saying it

02:02:59.319 --> 02:03:02.460
and actually denying it. Yeah. Yeah. It's just

02:03:02.460 --> 02:03:06.119
like, what was it, the Aaron Rodgers and Devontae

02:03:06.119 --> 02:03:08.960
Adams. Mm -hmm. Strictly plutonic relationship.

02:03:09.279 --> 02:03:12.100
Yeah. Strictly. Strictly. Just buds. Just buds.

02:03:12.340 --> 02:03:17.020
Yeah. Nothing else. Just friends. You didn't

02:03:17.020 --> 02:03:20.260
say anything, did you? No. No. No, no, no. People

02:03:20.260 --> 02:03:21.979
are entitled to think what they want, though.

02:03:22.039 --> 02:03:25.239
Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. All right. Last game.

02:03:26.000 --> 02:03:28.939
This is my other blowout. Giants at Patriots.

02:03:31.180 --> 02:03:32.920
Patriots going to blow them out. Yeah, I think

02:03:32.920 --> 02:03:34.979
so too. Giants have been playing okay lately,

02:03:35.039 --> 02:03:39.439
but I'm thinking it's like a 30 -10 kind of game.

02:03:41.960 --> 02:03:48.420
Okay. Well, here comes the SWAT team. Oh, they

02:03:48.420 --> 02:03:51.710
got their flat. They got their jackets on. Yeah,

02:03:51.750 --> 02:03:53.489
they're going to deploy here in a second. So

02:03:53.489 --> 02:03:55.670
if we have to cut this podcast off pretty quick,

02:03:55.710 --> 02:03:58.789
then you know why. Okay, on with you on that

02:03:58.789 --> 02:04:00.670
game. So, all right, here they come. Let's cut

02:04:00.670 --> 02:04:02.729
it off. All right. All right. Hey, everybody,

02:04:02.909 --> 02:04:04.390
thank you for listening. We really appreciate

02:04:04.390 --> 02:04:06.729
it. Keep listening. The numbers are great. Go

02:04:06.729 --> 02:04:07.210
fuck yourself.