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Recorded live from the historic River Market

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area in downtown Kansas City proper, near the

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banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri

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River, we give you the Sports Bastards. All right,

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this is the Sports Bastards. Yes, indeed. You

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know what? I realize we don't introduce ourselves

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anymore. Oh, that's right. I'm Mark from the

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Sports Bastards. And I'm Tovar from the Sports

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Bastards and the Music Creeps. Yep, and the mystery

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sports guy, he's no longer employed. We fired

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him because we're back. He was pretty pissed

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off. Yeah, but he was a good fill -in. He was

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a good fill -in, yeah. Yeah, he was very sarcastic.

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So, okay, well. Should we get into some Chiefs

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talk? I think it needs to be said, yeah. Should

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we take the condom off the microphone here? I

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think there's no wind. I don't think there's

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any wind either. I've got a list of demands for

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the Chiefs. Yeah. I sent them to you. I agree.

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I agree with all of this. Here are my demands.

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Jawan Taylor, fired. Yes. Hollywood Brown, fired.

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Yes. Rushy Rice. I'm going to go ahead and put

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him in detention for right now. Yeah. But not

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fired. Yeah, yeah. Make him, like, breakfast

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club where they had to spend Saturday in detention.

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Thornton is getting a promotion. Yes. Thornton

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needs to start. He's our number one receiver.

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Yeah. Number two, well, I mean, besides Kelsey,

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he's a tight end, though. Yeah. Number two should

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be worthy. Yeah. The two young speedsters. Yeah.

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Special teams, Dave Coach. Coach Dave Tobe. Yeah.

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Yeah, I've said that completely. So many flags.

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I don't know what he does to train them. Does

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he go out there and fucking scratch his balls?

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I guess. Yeah. Butker kicking that one that kicked

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it way short. It didn't even get far enough downfield,

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so they got it at the 40. Yeah, that lost our

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game. Yeah, that's just stupid. There's so many.

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There's so many for instances that special teams

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lost our games. Yeah. You remember when Dick

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Vermeule was the head coach here, and he wouldn't

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fire anybody because he was too stinking loyal?

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Yeah, he'd start crying. Yeah. Oh, they do such

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a good job. And the defensive coordinator was

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trying to resign, and Vermeule refused to accept

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his resignation. I remember that. Was that Robinson,

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Greg Robinson? Robinson, yeah, and he was horrible.

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Yeah, he was awful. Yeah. They started calling

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the Chiefs the 32 defense because we were ranked

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32nd. Yes, I remember that. The thing is, is,

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yeah, Trent Green was out there working his ass

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off, scoring. Yeah. But the team would always

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have the last shot, and they did, so. Yeah, the

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opposing team would, like, punt maybe once a

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game because the defense would just never stop

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them. Yeah. Yeah, Trent Green wasted the best

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years of his life here under Dick Vermeule. Look,

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I love Dick Vermeule and everything. Great guy.

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But, man, he just, he was lucky to win one Super

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Bowl. Yeah, it's the same disease Hank Stram

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had. Yes. Where, you know, I like them too much

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to cut them, even though they can't play anymore.

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Well, you see, there are more people than business.

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Yeah. And that's the problem. Yeah, yeah. And

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it's the way it is. But, I mean, Andy Reid, as

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nice as he is and as much as he loves people,

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he's got the business side. Yeah. And he's like,

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you know what, ain't getting done. Yeah. Gotta

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go. I definitely agree about Dave Tao. Special

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teams is just an embarrassment week after week.

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I mean, last season it was like this. Yeah, it's

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abysmal. It is probably the worst special teams

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ever. Yeah. Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you so

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much. Americano? Cabano, right? Oh, okay. Americano,

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Cabano. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.

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All right. This place rules. It does. It's awesome.

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We're out here podcasting. They bring us our

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coffee and they know that we're out here. They're

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awesome. I feel bad for wearing a hat from a

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rival coffee shop. But that's not here in Kansas

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City. No, they're in Columbia. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

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speaking of Columbia, did your kids see the hail

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storm yesterday? They probably would have had

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to. I haven't talked to them. Oh, my gosh. Since

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last night. They got like three inches of hail

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yesterday. Damn. Yeah. People were out there

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throwing snowballs at each other and shit. Until

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it melted ten minutes later when the sun came

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out. But other than that, yeah. Oh, okay, back

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to this. Mike Caliendo. Fire. Bye -bye. He needs

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to join his cousin that's a comedian. Frank Caliendo?

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Frank Caliendo, yes. I just came up with that

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shit right on the spot. I can't even think of

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his first name. Whatever happened to that guy?

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He was hot for like... A day and a half. A day

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and a half. And then he was just gone. Now nobody

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cares. Yeah. Somewhere eating pizza. Yeah. That's

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not an Italian joke. No. Wow, that was loud.

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Ouch. Although I could probably get away with

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it. Yeah, yeah. So, all right. Chris Jones fired.

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Bye. Yep. And we should get a refund from Chris

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Jones. Yes. Yeah. And an apology to Travis Kelsey

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for having to renegotiate his contract for him.

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Yeah. You know, when we got him. It was the assumption

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that he was going to hold up four years. Yeah.

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Guess not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Chris Jones is one

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of the biggest disappointments we've had under

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the Andy Reid, Brett Veach realm. I remember

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hearing Romo saying during the game, wow, Chris

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Jones, this is the best I've seen him play all

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season. And that's not much. He didn't say that.

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No. And then five minutes later, the people I

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was watching the game with were saying, where

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the hell's Chris Jones? He hasn't done a thing

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this game. And I thought, well, that's kind of

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the season for him in a nutshell. Even when he's

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playing the best he's played all season, he still

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ain't getting nothing done. As much as people

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don't like Tony Romo, he said that in a way to

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where people that are football fans caught it.

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Yes. That's the best I've seen him play all year.

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Yes. He didn't say, oh, he's playing at such

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a high level and he just reached out for more.

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Yep. He said that's the best I've seen him play

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all year. Well, he didn't say anything about

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the rest. He let you fill it in. And I did, and

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so did you. It's like, yeah. And he could walk

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out there and take a piss on the field and play

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better than he has all season. That is, I guess,

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the natural assumption when someone says, this

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is the best it's ever been. You think it's good.

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No, I caught it when he said it. What it means

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is it sucks a little less than it did 10 minutes

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ago. That's exactly what he said. And also, when

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he sees Chris Jones in the locker room, Chris

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Jones ain't wanting to fucking punch him. Yeah,

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yeah. Yeah, he's kind of like, oh, yeah, he gave

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me a compliment, I think. Well, they used to

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call that a left -handed compliment. Yeah, a

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left -handed compliment. That's a perfect example

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of a left -handed compliment. Nothing against

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left -handed people. My oldest son, Lewis, is

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left -handed. My wife is left -handed. And also,

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left -handed people are extremely intelligent.

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I know Lewis is. Left -handed people have to

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be a little smarter than the rest of us because

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it's a right -handed world. It is. I mean, look

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at Jimi Hendrix. He's like, okay, I'll play bass

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on top or on the bottom. I don't care. Whatever.

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I'll flip it around. Then they start making guitars

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like that. They're like, hey, let's make Hendrix

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guitars. Let's make it backwards. When we get

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to the music creeps, let's talk about how there

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are left -handed guitars, but there aren't left

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-handed pianos or violins or harps. or tubas,

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or anything else. Saxophones. Why do guitar players

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and bass players the only ones who get left -handed

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instruments? You know, I think we need to start

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a petition. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's start,

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let's see, left -handed piano. day. You can start

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a day. There's a thing online. I started the

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crappy podcast day. That was started by me, although

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we're not getting any credit for it. Pisses me

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off, but National Crappy Podcast Day has been

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accepted by the people that do these national

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days. And it's a day to appreciate crappy podcasts.

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You take the worst ones, like us, and you listen

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to them all day. Give us a little love. It's

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our biggest day of the year. Yes. But we get

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no credit for it because they refuse to say two

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douchebags in a microphone present. It's just

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like National Crappy Podcast Day. Get the fuck

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out of here. Take your crumb and go home. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. You got what you're going to get.

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Go. It's like when your great -great -aunt dies.

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You go over there and you get a picture. That's

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what you get. Get out of here. You want this

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goldfish bowl? You can have that. We're going

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to sell it for a quarter. Get out of here. Alright.

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Chiefs. We wander off. I'm trying to stay on

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farming. We know we're going to. It's the way

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it is. Chiefs leading receivers are 35 -year

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-old tight end Travis Kelsey at 630 yards. That's

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pretty awful. Yeah, he should be third or fourth

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right now. Is that my phone ringing? I don't

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know. It is my phone ringing. Uh -oh. It's Dave

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Tull. It's the Performance Pavilion at Sweetwater

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Music. Oh! They're having a big sale and they

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want me to buy stuff. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought

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it was Dave Tull. You fucking asshole, shut up

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about me. It was the ghost of Dick Vermeule.

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Yeah. Was he dead? I don't know. I just presumed

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he was. I don't think he is. He is. He went into

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winemaking in Napa Valley, but you know what?

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He might be. Let me check. Okay. And then we'll

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get back on track here. Yeah. That is pretty

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sad that Kelsey is our leading receiver when

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we were supposed to have these speed freaks that

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can run down the field and catch 60, 70, 80 -yard

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passes. In all honesty, there's a couple of them

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that should be near 1 ,000 yards right now. Yeah.

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And they're nowhere near. Drops and penalties

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have robbed them of some of that yardage. But

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still, they need to be performing better. Not

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for meal. Dick Vermeule. 89 years old. Still

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rocking it. I was going to guess 90. I was pretty

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close. He's been married to his wife since 1956.

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Nice. Yeah, he's a good, solid person. Yeah.

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Unless he gets caught going 90 miles an hour

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at night down the plaza, then he gets a little

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argumentative. Yes. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

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All right. Chief sleeping receiver. That's sad.

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That's sad. Number one, anytime you see a tight

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end leading the receiving core, that would tell

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me that you have nobody. I mean, look, Josh Allen's

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doing it with virtually nobody. Yeah. Six -touchdown

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game. But they did lose to Miami and only scored

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13 points. But we'll get to the Patriots here

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in a little bit. I kind of want to talk to them

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a little bit. I mean, Mike Vrabel, I've always

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loved him as a head coach. He played on the Chiefs

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briefly, I remember that. At the end of his career,

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what was it, one year? I think so, yeah. We were

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getting a lot of linebackers in for one year.

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Yeah, why not? They had nothing else. They had

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Brody Coyle or somebody fucking throwing. Or

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was that Heward? Brock Heward. Or Damon? Oh,

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no, yeah, yeah. Damon Heward. Was it Damon Heward?

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There was a Damon Heward as well. Maybe they

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were a second couple. He might have been a linebacker.

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Yeah, yeah, that's right. Okay. They were second

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cousins. They look just alike. Yeah. Yeah, just

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alike. Look at them. Compare them. All right.

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Mahomes, he is becoming a problem. Yeah. Two

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games, you can directly affiliate the loss. Well,

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everybody attributed to the loss. Yeah, yeah.

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But Mahomes' crucial mistakes in the red zone

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is likely two losses. Yeah, he's making really

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bad throwing decisions. I mean, really bad. Yeah.

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We should be 7 -3. Yeah. Honestly. I would say

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so. And the other games were really close. Yeah.

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Yeah, we're losing the real close games that

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we used to win. Yeah, which is a problem, which

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is a big problem. So the receding cores that

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are so highly touted are not there. No. Why is

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that? Why are they being covered? These guys

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are young, fast, good. Rasheed Rice is supposed

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to be the answer to all our problems when he

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came off of his stupid little suspension. Yeah,

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yeah. Well, I'm comparing during the game. I

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watch when the Chiefs receivers, when the ball

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gets close, the defender's right there on them.

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When the Chiefs are on defense and the other

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team throws the ball, the nearest Chiefs player

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is like five yards away. Or sometimes they're

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standing on the other side of the first down

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line waiting for the ball runner to come to them.

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Which is stupid. This is something that I wanted

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to get into also is Spagnuolo. Some of the schemes

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are getting caught up with. They need to move

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on. And apparently, I don't know, is it zone

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coverage where you're not right there on the

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guy? That's the way I understood it. The Chiefs

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are getting a lot of man coverage against them

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because the defenders are like right there on

00:13:37.850 --> 00:13:40.429
his guy. So we're playing some sort of defense

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where the defensive back is laying off five or

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six yards, and it just ain't working, and they

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don't get it. Apparently they don't see it and

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say, hey, this isn't working. We need to change

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it. Some of it's trickery, but that's also up

00:13:51.830 --> 00:13:54.710
to you and the coaches to get by the trickery.

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Yeah, it's like whatever the other team is doing

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to get open, the Chiefs should start doing. And

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if they can't, then we don't have good receivers.

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Start looking at them and start emulating them

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and just going, we're going to do what they're

00:14:04.009 --> 00:14:05.549
going to do. That's what the Chiefs did for a

00:14:05.549 --> 00:14:07.169
couple of years there, is they're like, what

00:14:07.169 --> 00:14:09.559
kind of game are they playing? Okay, well, let's

00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:12.820
play that. Yeah. And they'd win. It's supposed

00:14:12.820 --> 00:14:15.320
to be a copycat league. Anybody who's got something

00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:17.259
that's working, everyone else copies it, but

00:14:17.259 --> 00:14:19.980
the Chiefs just aren't. Well, now it's a running

00:14:19.980 --> 00:14:22.259
league. I mean, it's a passing league. Now it

00:14:22.259 --> 00:14:24.259
seems to be like run first. I mean, there's a

00:14:24.259 --> 00:14:27.340
lot, you know, but the last few years you haven't

00:14:27.340 --> 00:14:31.299
been getting those 5 ,000 -yard. you know, seasons

00:14:31.299 --> 00:14:35.860
and the 50 touchdowns or even close to it. That's

00:14:35.860 --> 00:14:37.960
true. Running back. It's good to see the running

00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:42.039
game coming back. Yeah, I mean, 235 yards for,

00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:44.860
was it Jonathan Taylor a couple of games ago?

00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:49.240
Was it Justin Jefferson? There was another one,

00:14:49.299 --> 00:14:53.299
another really good one. Running back, they got

00:14:53.299 --> 00:14:56.980
over 200 yards too. You wouldn't, 10 years ago,

00:14:57.019 --> 00:14:59.909
that wouldn't have happened. Yeah. To go along

00:14:59.909 --> 00:15:02.230
with that, I've seen a number of teams where

00:15:02.230 --> 00:15:05.429
they have two or maybe three running backs, and

00:15:05.429 --> 00:15:08.029
nobody got over 100 yards, but combined they

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all three got close to 200, which is good enough.

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If you can run three guys and get to that total,

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then you've dominated. All of these. I noticed

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that we only had Kareem Hunt. on Sunday. Yes.

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Only him. That was it. Nobody else. Yeah. What

00:15:29.740 --> 00:15:33.519
about Smith? Rashard Smith? Yeah, they just use

00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:35.679
him in passing situations. And then Mitchell.

00:15:35.899 --> 00:15:38.480
Mitchell, that's what I was going to say. He's

00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:40.980
been on the practice squad so much, can't make

00:15:40.980 --> 00:15:43.000
the team, that when they finally put him in there,

00:15:43.059 --> 00:15:46.039
he's confused and he screws up. Yeah. Here's

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what I say right here. They need to get continuity.

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And how do you do that? They need to put him

00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:53.590
in there, okay? So the plan is... Kareem Hunt

00:15:53.590 --> 00:15:56.750
is a brutal downfield runner. He'll punish you.

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Then you put in Elijah Mitchell, and he's fast.

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And you're still hurting from Hunt. So he gets

00:16:04.610 --> 00:16:07.149
by you because your ankle's kind of tweaked,

00:16:07.149 --> 00:16:09.870
your shoulder hurts, and all of a sudden here

00:16:09.870 --> 00:16:12.330
comes really ultra -fast Mitchell. Zoom. He's

00:16:12.330 --> 00:16:15.610
just got 10 yards on you. What about that? What

00:16:15.610 --> 00:16:17.769
about that? I know. That would work. That would

00:16:17.769 --> 00:16:21.960
do. Matt Nagy, what the fuck? And the way they're

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playing it now, every time they put Rashard Smith

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in, they know it's a pass. They say, oh, 24 is

00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:32.000
in, it's a pass. Matt Nagy, again. Yeah. Oh,

00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:34.480
yeah, it's like looking at Jawan Taylor's right

00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:37.440
foot. And if it's back farther, it's a pass play.

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Yeah. If it's up even with his other, then it's

00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:45.519
a run play. Jawan Taylor needs to go. I would

00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:48.240
really like somebody to explain to me why everybody

00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:51.200
can see. That he's not good enough and not doing

00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:53.019
it. And they're trying to tell us that there

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isn't a single other right tackle in the entire

00:16:55.700 --> 00:16:59.159
league that would be a better fit than Jawan

00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:01.899
Taylor. You're telling me he's the best available

00:17:01.899 --> 00:17:04.019
and there's just nobody else you could get? I

00:17:04.019 --> 00:17:06.619
don't buy it. I don't either. They're keeping

00:17:06.619 --> 00:17:09.359
him for some reason. And I want them to tell

00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:11.259
me the reason. Because it makes them look like

00:17:11.259 --> 00:17:12.960
they're stupid. He's supposed to be great on

00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:14.859
run blocking. That's what he's supposed to be

00:17:14.859 --> 00:17:17.400
good at. Why aren't we running then? If we're

00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.240
going to keep that idiot in there, we need to

00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:22.460
be running. Even Romo. Here, even Romo. Even

00:17:22.460 --> 00:17:25.819
Romo said that Sunday during the game, said they

00:17:25.819 --> 00:17:28.880
need to run. Come on, run the ball more. And

00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.160
people think that Romo doesn't like Kansas City.

00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:34.359
No. No, no, no. He does. He's actually kind of

00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:37.279
a homer if you listen to him. Yeah. But he states

00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.440
the truth, and that pisses people off. And it's

00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.000
– I heard that we're getting – Romo for the next

00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:47.319
three games. I'm fine with that myself. Yeah,

00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:49.420
including the Thanksgiving game where we play

00:17:49.420 --> 00:17:51.599
Dallas. That'll be interesting to hear you call

00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:54.799
that one. I'm not so sure how loyal he is to

00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:57.839
Dallas. I know. Why would you be? You watch Aikman

00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:01.779
last night, and he was all over Dallas' nuts.

00:18:02.019 --> 00:18:06.180
Yep. He always is. Yep. Romo has never been quite

00:18:06.180 --> 00:18:09.140
like that. He never seemed to me like he's like,

00:18:09.299 --> 00:18:11.059
oh, yeah, the Cowboys. I think he knows what

00:18:11.059 --> 00:18:13.779
they are. He's like, you know, I don't know why

00:18:13.779 --> 00:18:15.700
I talk about them. They're not that good, you

00:18:15.700 --> 00:18:21.059
know. Yeah. So, all right. Mahomes needs to step

00:18:21.059 --> 00:18:24.660
up his game. And if we lose this next game, take

00:18:24.660 --> 00:18:26.799
him out the rest of the season. Yeah, because

00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.539
why bother? We're not going to make the playoffs.

00:18:29.619 --> 00:18:35.049
No. We missed that, didn't we? If you're planning

00:18:35.049 --> 00:18:38.069
to use him next season, why have him in for the

00:18:38.069 --> 00:18:39.970
rest of this season? You're not going to go anywhere.

00:18:40.569 --> 00:18:43.490
See who else you've got. Treat every game as

00:18:43.490 --> 00:18:49.630
a preseason game. Yeah, I agree. They won't,

00:18:49.630 --> 00:18:52.750
though. They won't. And, Ellis, if you lose out,

00:18:52.809 --> 00:18:54.890
you're going to have to trade up. Yes. Like they

00:18:54.890 --> 00:18:57.630
have been. Maybe you can trade to somebody else

00:18:57.630 --> 00:19:00.529
and go back and get a running back, I don't know,

00:19:00.569 --> 00:19:03.950
a couple of – Some D linemen. D linemen. So you

00:19:03.950 --> 00:19:06.470
don't have to constantly blitz everybody. Yeah,

00:19:06.549 --> 00:19:09.109
I think this next draft, you draft as many offensive

00:19:09.109 --> 00:19:11.650
linemen and defensive linemen as you can. Yep.

00:19:11.710 --> 00:19:14.430
And that's it. And then you don't care, just

00:19:14.430 --> 00:19:17.109
top looking once and you sort them all out during

00:19:17.109 --> 00:19:20.779
practice. Yeah. And so, yeah. Because one of

00:19:20.779 --> 00:19:22.299
the problems is they've been missing on some

00:19:22.299 --> 00:19:24.279
of these guys. Yeah, they really have. Yeah,

00:19:24.380 --> 00:19:29.500
so the team needs to be partially gutted, not

00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:31.880
all the way gutted. There are some aspects you

00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:34.440
want. Like I said, like Rashi Rice is in detention.

00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:37.660
He's not fired. Yeah. Okay. Hollywood Brown fired.

00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:42.579
Yeah. Gone. Thornton gets a bump up. He's first

00:19:42.579 --> 00:19:45.759
team. He's ahead of Rashi Rice. Yes. Rashi Rice,

00:19:45.980 --> 00:19:48.890
right now you can make him second string. Although

00:19:48.890 --> 00:19:52.210
I think maybe I do, or not second string. Use

00:19:52.210 --> 00:19:54.250
him as slot receiver. Slot receiver, yeah. When

00:19:54.250 --> 00:19:55.930
you're going to have a three -receiver set, that's

00:19:55.930 --> 00:20:00.250
when he gets on the field. Yes. And so I think

00:20:00.250 --> 00:20:05.789
Thornton, Rice, and Worthy are the combo that

00:20:05.789 --> 00:20:07.309
you're going to do, and then you have Kelsey,

00:20:07.430 --> 00:20:11.589
of course. Noah Gray, for a long time I was high

00:20:11.589 --> 00:20:13.309
on him. I'm not that high on him anymore. No,

00:20:13.309 --> 00:20:16.619
no, he's just not. showing it yet now i see how

00:20:16.619 --> 00:20:19.359
come he's a backup i i definitely i agree with

00:20:19.359 --> 00:20:21.880
that analysis and i don't think the answer is

00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:23.539
giving him more playing time it's not working

00:20:23.539 --> 00:20:26.519
he's been getting more playing time yeah um travis

00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:29.140
kelsey's come dangerously close to a couple of

00:20:29.140 --> 00:20:31.599
hundred yard games he's going to have well over

00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:34.299
a thousand yards if he continues this pace yeah

00:20:34.299 --> 00:20:36.000
that's going to be one of his better seasons

00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:39.759
isn't that weird yeah and it doesn't look like

00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:42.619
he's doing much but i guess Compared to everyone

00:20:42.619 --> 00:20:45.279
else on the field. It's been two big plays. Each

00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:47.359
game has been two big plays. That's true, that's

00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:50.000
true. But that's okay. That's what him and Hill

00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:51.859
were doing when they were terrorizing people.

00:20:52.180 --> 00:20:54.980
Yeah, yeah. They'd catch the ball 10 yards. Even

00:20:54.980 --> 00:20:57.220
with Alex Smith, they'd catch a 10 -yard pass

00:20:57.220 --> 00:21:00.079
and run for 40. Yeah. And, you know, it made

00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:02.700
Alex Smith look really attractive to trade that

00:21:02.700 --> 00:21:05.359
year, and it happened. They're like, look at

00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:10.569
that, 104 .3 or 7 rating. Quarterback rating.

00:21:10.750 --> 00:21:14.329
Beautiful. Led the league in yards. Beautiful.

00:21:15.170 --> 00:21:17.589
Great guy. Loves to mentor. Look what he did

00:21:17.589 --> 00:21:20.230
with Mahomes. They're like, dangle, dangle, dangle.

00:21:20.410 --> 00:21:22.789
And the Redskins at the time were like, we'll

00:21:22.789 --> 00:21:25.970
take him. Yeah. And look, no, no, no. That's

00:21:25.970 --> 00:21:28.309
not a bad thing, though. Alex Smith is a great

00:21:28.309 --> 00:21:31.250
core guy. He's not a guy if you're actually trying

00:21:31.250 --> 00:21:33.670
to win a Super Bowl, but he's a great core guy

00:21:33.670 --> 00:21:36.170
to put in there, win some games, look good, but

00:21:36.170 --> 00:21:39.069
also teach some people. Yeah, and kind of get.

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:42.400
The culture of your team shifted around to we

00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:45.640
can do it, we can win, we can do something. Yes.

00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:47.619
And then you yank him out and replace him with

00:21:47.619 --> 00:21:50.940
your franchise quarterback. Yes. Which just sounds

00:21:50.940 --> 00:21:53.359
mean, but, hey, that's the business. He knew

00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:55.599
it, though. Yeah. And he still taught him. Yeah.

00:21:55.660 --> 00:21:57.500
He was still good. You know, that's why they're

00:21:57.500 --> 00:21:59.579
still great friends. And that's how come Mahomes'

00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:03.440
dad always thanks him first. Yeah. Always. Always

00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:06.119
says, we owe so much to Alex Smith. Yeah. And

00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:08.019
that's because he was selfless and he taught

00:22:08.019 --> 00:22:10.880
him. And, you know, if he was a dick like Jeff

00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:12.779
George, he could have totally ruined the situation.

00:22:13.140 --> 00:22:15.420
Yeah, yeah, and that's why someone like Reed

00:22:15.420 --> 00:22:18.880
and Veach do not hire a Jeff George. Yes. So,

00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:22.420
I remember that fucking brilliant when we got

00:22:22.420 --> 00:22:27.940
him. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't work out, did it?

00:22:27.940 --> 00:22:31.640
No, it didn't. Some people get it, some people

00:22:31.640 --> 00:22:37.869
don't. All right. This team needs gutted, but

00:22:37.869 --> 00:22:41.829
not all the way. We need an example of why you

00:22:41.829 --> 00:22:44.890
do your job every snap. Not every other snap.

00:22:45.069 --> 00:22:48.029
Not every third down situation, but every snap.

00:22:48.289 --> 00:22:54.269
Every snap. And then, a huge problem. And this

00:22:54.269 --> 00:22:56.450
is all I got, and then we can go into your analysis.

00:22:58.049 --> 00:23:05.539
Karloftis is our leading sacks. Five. Five. That's

00:23:05.539 --> 00:23:08.619
crap. Five. And all the money we spent on that

00:23:08.619 --> 00:23:15.000
D -line. And all the hype. Yeah. Nine games in,

00:23:15.099 --> 00:23:18.440
and our leading... Ten games in now. Ten games

00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.880
in, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, our leading sack provider,

00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:25.099
five sacks. One every other game. And the problem

00:23:25.099 --> 00:23:27.019
is, is Karloff, this is always getting in there.

00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:30.359
Yeah. Chris Jones is not. Amenahu is off and

00:23:30.359 --> 00:23:34.099
on. we have a variety of people kind of doing

00:23:34.099 --> 00:23:36.559
their job back there. The only one I see really

00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:39.700
putting it 110 % is Karloftis. Yeah, I would

00:23:39.700 --> 00:23:42.420
say so. And they designed the scheme to have

00:23:42.420 --> 00:23:48.539
somebody who is on par with Karloftis also in

00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:51.839
there, so it spreads the offense too thin. But

00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:54.180
we don't got it no more. Jones used to flush

00:23:54.180 --> 00:23:56.420
him out of the pocket right into Karloftis' hands.

00:23:56.440 --> 00:24:00.380
Yeah, yeah. Or a Manahew or... Nick Bolton or

00:24:00.380 --> 00:24:02.920
somebody that's in the area. It used to be a

00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:06.160
design play. Now that Chris Jones can't even

00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:10.960
scratch his ass correctly. Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:13.279
He is the most overrated player in the NFL right

00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:15.579
now. Well, actually, no, he isn't. Nobody really,

00:24:15.660 --> 00:24:17.559
everyone kind of sees it and they're like, yeah,

00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:21.519
he's gone. No more. Yeah, I don't think other

00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:24.720
teams. stay awake at night wondering how they're

00:24:24.720 --> 00:24:26.559
going to handle Chris Jones. When they used to.

00:24:26.660 --> 00:24:28.319
Yeah. Now it's kind of like, oh, good, Chris

00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:30.599
Jones is playing? Cool. Yeah, no sweat. They're

00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.019
dumb enough to put him in. Yeah. Yeah. They think

00:24:33.019 --> 00:24:36.640
he's going to make the difference. Yeah. Yeah.

00:24:37.019 --> 00:24:39.039
Okay, we're going to send our smallest guy on

00:24:39.039 --> 00:24:45.220
him. Let's get Kevin Hart in here. Danny DeVito.

00:24:45.299 --> 00:24:47.680
I was going to say Danny DeVito. I don't know,

00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:50.220
though. He's kind of mad at Eli Manning right

00:24:50.220 --> 00:24:52.519
now for taking his spot. Yeah, there's a little

00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:54.119
blood feud going on there. Yeah, a little blood

00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:56.599
feud. Yeah, we really believe that. They hate

00:24:56.599 --> 00:24:59.400
each other. Well, the TV said it, so it must

00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:01.559
be true. Oh, yeah. You know what? I forgot the

00:25:01.559 --> 00:25:05.200
TV said it. I'm shutting up. It's got to be true.

00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:12.180
So, let's go to you. Well, I agree with all your

00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:16.009
changes. Definitely need to do something different

00:25:16.009 --> 00:25:19.710
on offense and defensive schemes. Yes. Because

00:25:19.710 --> 00:25:22.710
neither one is working out. Either it's because

00:25:22.710 --> 00:25:24.490
you're not teaching them right or you don't have

00:25:24.490 --> 00:25:26.490
the right personnel or they're not performing

00:25:26.490 --> 00:25:30.609
or something. Yeah. But the stubbornness of sticking

00:25:30.609 --> 00:25:35.829
with it is starting to really piss me off. Mahomes

00:25:35.829 --> 00:25:40.430
takes way too long to throw anywhere. And you'd

00:25:40.430 --> 00:25:42.869
think he'd know by now he doesn't have that long.

00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:45.480
But he still doesn't get it and he thinks he

00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:47.519
can run around as much as he wants and still

00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:50.160
make a play. It ain't working for him. That's

00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:55.400
right. Faster, quicker developing plays on offense.

00:25:56.259 --> 00:25:59.700
You brought up that Mahomes point. It's so good

00:25:59.700 --> 00:26:03.599
because he's in the habit of doing that and he

00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:06.660
can't seem to get out of it. Yeah. He doesn't

00:26:06.660 --> 00:26:09.619
trust his offensive line and he shouldn't. Yeah.

00:26:10.220 --> 00:26:13.680
Yeah, that was mentioned during the game. There

00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:17.480
was a play where he got the ball and he backed

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:20.339
up and then he immediately bailed. And there

00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:22.920
wasn't pressure on him. He was just in the habit

00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:25.019
of, uh -oh, it's been a half second. I better

00:26:25.019 --> 00:26:27.819
get the hell out of here. That third and 12 at

00:26:27.819 --> 00:26:31.319
the end of the game where he got sacked, nobody

00:26:31.319 --> 00:26:34.400
covered him. And that's what he was trying to

00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:36.599
guard against. At that particular time, he didn't

00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:39.740
have time to get out of the pocket. But that's

00:26:39.740 --> 00:26:41.680
what he's doing. That's why he's getting out

00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:44.279
of the pocket is because someone's going to get

00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:46.279
by one of my guys or they're not going to see

00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:48.640
him and they're going to come destroy me. Yeah,

00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:52.339
he just expects the bad thing to happen. Yeah,

00:26:52.339 --> 00:26:54.720
and I get it. I'd be the same way. Oh, yeah,

00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:58.519
yeah. Let's say you have three people in a fist

00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:00.059
fight, okay? You know one of them is going to

00:27:00.059 --> 00:27:02.759
just stand there and watch? Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

00:27:02.779 --> 00:27:06.000
this is pretty much what's going on. Plus the

00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.900
fact that he doesn't get the... sweetheart calls

00:27:08.900 --> 00:27:11.660
that he used to when he was younger. It used

00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:13.819
to be you'd breathe on him wrong and he'd call

00:27:13.819 --> 00:27:18.039
roughing the passer. He's not the precious commodity

00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:21.480
anymore. He's 30 years old. He's showing a little

00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:23.500
bit of flaw in his game. People are exploiting

00:27:23.500 --> 00:27:26.059
it. And like always, the media is jumping away

00:27:26.059 --> 00:27:29.799
going, oh, no, no. Let's look around here. But

00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:32.339
I'm noticing as soon as the play is over, Mahomes

00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:34.140
is over there talking to the other player and

00:27:34.140 --> 00:27:36.099
talking to the official, trying to say, do you

00:27:36.099 --> 00:27:37.539
see what he's doing? And he, like, grabs his

00:27:37.539 --> 00:27:39.539
helmet and jerks it around, like trying to say

00:27:39.539 --> 00:27:42.299
he grabbed his face. He needs to quit doing that

00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:44.160
because it's not doing him any favors anymore.

00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:46.000
No, it's not. It's not getting him calls, and

00:27:46.000 --> 00:27:50.779
it's making people just completely just make

00:27:50.779 --> 00:27:53.339
fun of him and just have all kinds. And I know

00:27:53.339 --> 00:27:56.359
he doesn't care. Yeah. You know, the guy's probably

00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.329
worth $300 million. But money, honestly, money

00:28:00.329 --> 00:28:02.549
doesn't have anything to do with it. It doesn't

00:28:02.549 --> 00:28:06.250
make me like him anymore. No, no, no. He's had

00:28:06.250 --> 00:28:08.529
the same girlfriend, high school sweethearts,

00:28:08.529 --> 00:28:12.549
three children. He has a fantastic life, and

00:28:12.549 --> 00:28:17.029
he knows it. He has a very deep faith. So he

00:28:17.029 --> 00:28:19.549
doesn't care what people say. But the thing is,

00:28:19.589 --> 00:28:21.549
I'm tired of people pointing this out and some

00:28:21.549 --> 00:28:24.759
of it being true. Yeah, yeah. You know? I'm like,

00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:26.819
you know, I defend the guy to no end all the

00:28:26.819 --> 00:28:29.079
time. But then when they say something like that,

00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:31.079
and then you see on TV he's over there whining,

00:28:31.099 --> 00:28:33.400
it's like, no, don't do it. You're good enough,

00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:35.720
you don't have to do it. Yeah, yeah. But the

00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:40.240
thing is, is he emulated Tom Brady so much that

00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.099
I think he's taken it a little too far. Yeah.

00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.980
Tom Brady knew when to stop that. Yeah. He'd

00:28:44.980 --> 00:28:47.359
go over there, he'd sign stuff, he'd be chumming

00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:48.720
up with him and everything. But then after that

00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.779
during the game, he wasn't so much like a, hey,

00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:53.720
buddy, what's up? Do you see what that guy did?

00:28:54.250 --> 00:28:56.730
He realized that that made him look weak. Yep.

00:28:57.569 --> 00:28:59.849
And so he did. But anyhow, we're on your stuff,

00:28:59.910 --> 00:29:06.329
so go ahead. Oh, gosh. Sorry to interrupt you.

00:29:06.390 --> 00:29:07.730
You're talking about Mahomes and his tendency

00:29:07.730 --> 00:29:11.029
to flush out the pocket. Yeah. And you were saying

00:29:11.029 --> 00:29:12.890
he was emulating Brady, and that made me think

00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:17.779
of somebody else that was... Oh, yeah. Josh Allen

00:29:17.779 --> 00:29:21.079
has a reputation for flopping. Yes, and they

00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:23.079
show it all the time. Yeah, you just like touch

00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:25.839
the sleeve of his uniform and he collapses screaming

00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:28.319
in pain and then begs the official to throw a

00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:30.839
flag. And they've caught up with that too. Yeah,

00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.440
see Josh Allen is figuring out, okay, this isn't

00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:36.319
playing well, this isn't working, and I don't

00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:38.819
need it. We're good enough without it. Did you

00:29:38.819 --> 00:29:40.579
see the YouTube video where the referee told

00:29:40.579 --> 00:29:43.259
him to get up? Yep. Yeah, that was funnier now.

00:29:43.299 --> 00:29:46.059
He walks by and goes, get up. And he walked off.

00:29:46.970 --> 00:29:49.289
So I think Mahomes needs to take a look at that

00:29:49.289 --> 00:29:51.329
and realize, all right, I need to quit lobbying

00:29:51.329 --> 00:29:55.029
for flags and quit schmoozing the officials.

00:29:55.349 --> 00:29:57.549
Just get back to playing the freaking game. You

00:29:57.549 --> 00:29:59.569
know, they're best friends, him and Josh Allen,

00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:01.650
right? I would imagine, yeah. No, they are. Seriously,

00:30:01.789 --> 00:30:03.309
they hang out afterwards. They're good friends.

00:30:03.490 --> 00:30:05.970
You think they talk about their famous what they

00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:09.289
got the referee to do together? Yeah, probably

00:30:09.289 --> 00:30:11.990
so. You know, Mahomes goes, hey, man, you know

00:30:11.990 --> 00:30:14.210
that flop against Atlanta? That was brilliant,

00:30:14.329 --> 00:30:17.039
dude. I was there. I was squirming when I saw

00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:18.779
you fall on the ground in pain, dude. I thought

00:30:18.779 --> 00:30:20.279
you were really hurt. He's like, yeah, I got

00:30:20.279 --> 00:30:22.680
him good, didn't I? I was able to squeeze out

00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:24.940
a tear that sold it, man. Remember when you went

00:30:24.940 --> 00:30:26.819
over there yanking on your helmet? I love that,

00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:31.900
man. That guy ate it. He bit it. So, Eddie, I'm

00:30:31.900 --> 00:30:33.839
sorry. We keep getting distracted. I apologize.

00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.680
Good. Keep going. Definitely get a commitment

00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.480
to the run game and have two good running backs

00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:47.019
that you lean on. Well, I think, okay, Pacheco,

00:30:47.059 --> 00:30:50.740
I love him, but he's injured too much. You can't

00:30:50.740 --> 00:30:52.759
have him. He's not reliable. It's the way he

00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:56.559
runs. He doesn't have the build. He's not a power

00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.440
back. Hunt is more of a power back, but he has

00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.119
the build for it. Pacheco doesn't have the build,

00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:04.720
and he's great, but you cannot rely on him. Maybe

00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.980
that's what Burchard Smith is in there for. Maybe

00:31:06.980 --> 00:31:08.660
they're trying to groom him to be that number

00:31:08.660 --> 00:31:12.130
one guy. Could be. I mean, actually, Hunt could

00:31:12.130 --> 00:31:13.950
be that number one guy, but they need him on

00:31:13.950 --> 00:31:15.910
the goal line situation so much they don't want

00:31:15.910 --> 00:31:18.890
to use him up. Yeah. But Hunt, he was getting

00:31:18.890 --> 00:31:21.750
four yards a chunk. I mean, Hunt is the kind

00:31:21.750 --> 00:31:23.309
of guy, the more you put him in, the better he

00:31:23.309 --> 00:31:25.990
gets. He traditionally has always been, and that's

00:31:25.990 --> 00:31:29.769
where Cleveland, they had Chubb, and he was kind

00:31:29.769 --> 00:31:32.329
of rotten on the sidelines. They didn't really

00:31:32.329 --> 00:31:35.450
need him when they grabbed him. Yeah. Chubb was

00:31:35.450 --> 00:31:38.039
doing just fine. But he's the kind of guy that

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.140
if you keep him in, he keeps developing this

00:31:40.140 --> 00:31:42.420
rhythm with the offensive line and he keeps figuring

00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:44.480
it out. Yeah. And the Chiefs just kind of go,

00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:46.480
oh, come on out, come on out, you know, we're

00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.920
going to put in four receivers, you know. Yeah,

00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:54.099
that changing the lineup, it really doesn't seem

00:31:54.099 --> 00:31:55.940
to work the way they think it works because you

00:31:55.940 --> 00:32:00.240
don't develop the chemistry. No. You know, even

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.319
when you're changing tight ends, you know, that

00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:04.200
makes a difference. The tight end is part of

00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.500
the offensive line, basically. Well, one thing

00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:12.319
is their philosophy. Any pass under five yards

00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:14.000
or four yards or something like that is considered

00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:17.599
a run. Yeah. And you know what? In all fairness,

00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:19.680
maybe all teams consider that, but it's not.

00:32:19.900 --> 00:32:21.980
Yeah, the 49ers are the ones that kind of started

00:32:21.980 --> 00:32:25.180
that with their West Coast offense. Yeah. It's

00:32:25.180 --> 00:32:27.039
an extension of the running game. Oh, that's

00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.640
another good point. Why are we not doing the

00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:32.599
slant pass stink and dunk like we did the games

00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:34.640
that we destroyed people? That's another thing.

00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:40.559
The pass selection is mind -boggling. Yeah, it's

00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:42.460
like just keep running downfield and we're going

00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:45.180
to catch somebody sometime. Meanwhile, Mahomes

00:32:45.180 --> 00:32:47.960
is lying on the ground bleeding. Yeah, it's like

00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:51.099
every play like that is a Hail Mary. It's not

00:32:51.099 --> 00:32:53.980
sustainable. Nobody's getting open. Nobody's

00:32:53.980 --> 00:32:55.880
getting open. They've got it figured out. It's

00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:59.279
done. It's played. It's over. Move on. I think

00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.700
that's part of the reason that Kelsey has so

00:33:01.700 --> 00:33:03.920
many receiving yards. Some of those were designed

00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:05.980
plays to throw to him, but a lot of the rest

00:33:05.980 --> 00:33:08.359
of them were nobody else who got to dump it off

00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:10.480
Kelsey. Kelsey is so good at backyard football.

00:33:10.779 --> 00:33:12.740
Yeah. He just starts running around. He's going,

00:33:12.819 --> 00:33:14.559
I'm going to wear this guy out. Watch this. Pretty

00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:16.880
soon the guy gets bored out of boredom and walks

00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:20.960
away, and he's like, I'm right here. That's how

00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.660
he gets that large chunks of yardage this year

00:33:24.660 --> 00:33:27.960
is because he out backyard footballed the other

00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.119
guy. He just kept going, da -da -da, da -da -da,

00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:33.099
da -da. Oh, I'm over here. And he's probably

00:33:33.099 --> 00:33:34.599
saying, you know, while he's down there, it's

00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.039
like, oh, they tackled him. The guy quits. No,

00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:39.799
he didn't. Yes. He grabs the ball. Also, I think

00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:41.319
there's a lot of trickery with him, too. You

00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:43.880
know, he's not as fast as he used to be. He's

00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:47.180
35 years old. But, you know, I also put this

00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:49.920
in. You watch him run in person, you're going

00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:53.359
to be like, shit. God, that guy's fast. But we're

00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:55.079
talking about football standards. Yes, football

00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.220
speed. Yeah, the guy's still in great shape.

00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.819
He takes his job very seriously, of course. He's

00:34:00.819 --> 00:34:05.819
best ever, of course. Or if not, at least top

00:34:05.819 --> 00:34:09.500
three. But I think he's best ever by his body

00:34:09.500 --> 00:34:14.440
of work and everything. No, he out -backyard

00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:19.119
footballs him, but go ahead. I guess that's pretty

00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:22.699
much the main points. How about defense? How

00:34:22.699 --> 00:34:27.880
do you analyze that? Obviously, they can't pressure

00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:31.780
the quarterback enough. So I would say change

00:34:31.780 --> 00:34:36.539
your strategy to coverage. Rush your four guys

00:34:36.539 --> 00:34:40.340
and stop blitzing so much. Leave everyone else

00:34:40.340 --> 00:34:43.579
in coverage. Because the other quarterback is

00:34:43.579 --> 00:34:45.320
having all the time he needs to throw anyway,

00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:48.039
so you might as well put those pass rushers into

00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:53.239
coverage where they can do some good. And I guess,

00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:55.500
I mean, that's kind of the bend but don't break

00:34:55.500 --> 00:34:57.280
thing. You're going to just let him keep sitting

00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.039
back there and throwing the ball. That's what's

00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.739
happening anyway. And then eventually he's going

00:35:01.739 --> 00:35:03.559
to make a mistake or you're going to punch a

00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:07.780
ball out or something like that. But you rush

00:35:07.780 --> 00:35:10.300
five or six guys and you don't have enough in

00:35:10.300 --> 00:35:13.079
coverage and suddenly they're throwing 40 yards

00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:15.639
over everyone's head and you can't recover from

00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:18.619
that. Yeah. And the fact that it keeps happening

00:35:18.619 --> 00:35:21.619
game after game. You're really starting to piss

00:35:21.619 --> 00:35:24.679
me off. No, me too. If either the Chiefs are

00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:26.820
too dumb to see it, which I don't think is true,

00:35:26.940 --> 00:35:29.179
or they're too stubborn to do anything about

00:35:29.179 --> 00:35:31.980
it. Probably the latter. Yeah. Yeah. Because

00:35:31.980 --> 00:35:34.639
I think if they decided to do something about

00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:36.599
it, I think they're capable of doing something.

00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:38.280
Yeah, I think so too. But at this point, they're

00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.519
just like, no, we're going to keep playing our

00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:44.719
game. I've got a question for you here real quick.

00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:46.980
Sorry, I keep interrupting you, but, man, we

00:35:46.980 --> 00:35:49.340
have so much to talk about about this. Okay.

00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:52.840
If there was a malcontent on the team, who do

00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:56.579
you think it would be? Wow. I've got my guy,

00:35:56.699 --> 00:36:02.219
and I have an example. I can't really think of

00:36:02.219 --> 00:36:05.659
who it might be. Chris Jones. Well, yeah, yeah.

00:36:06.059 --> 00:36:08.619
Yeah. Not only is he not producing, but this

00:36:08.619 --> 00:36:11.400
was said last year, and I questioned it, and

00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:14.820
nobody seemed to care. Okay. Karloff just said

00:36:14.820 --> 00:36:17.559
that he wanted to lead the league in sacks and

00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:20.269
the Chiefs and all that. And his first response

00:36:20.269 --> 00:36:22.489
was that it wasn't that's my boy or nothing.

00:36:22.610 --> 00:36:26.449
He said, I haven't seen it yet. I remember that,

00:36:26.550 --> 00:36:28.969
yeah. That's a bullshit statement. You don't

00:36:28.969 --> 00:36:31.210
have that attitude. That attitude's me. It's

00:36:31.210 --> 00:36:34.690
not us. Yeah, it does make it sound like he's

00:36:34.690 --> 00:36:36.650
putting himself and his personal stats ahead

00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:38.650
of the team. Yeah, I ain't seen it yet. Yeah.

00:36:39.170 --> 00:36:41.610
You don't want to be competing against other

00:36:41.610 --> 00:36:45.710
members of the same defense. have a rivalry to

00:36:45.710 --> 00:36:48.050
see who gets the most, but directly competing

00:36:48.050 --> 00:36:50.469
where you're sabotaging another guy, that might

00:36:50.469 --> 00:36:52.590
be happening. Well, him standing there while

00:36:52.590 --> 00:36:54.710
Trevor Lawrence gets back up off of the ground

00:36:54.710 --> 00:36:58.809
and runs into that zone, was that a defiance?

00:36:59.650 --> 00:37:02.909
That's what I think. He explained it as sometimes

00:37:02.909 --> 00:37:05.380
you don't make the best decision. or something

00:37:05.380 --> 00:37:07.480
along those lines. Oh, bullshit. I know. It was

00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:09.840
a vague nothing. It's a vague nothing answer.

00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:12.320
I would have suspended him on that answer. I

00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:14.119
said, oh, is that what you think? All right,

00:37:14.179 --> 00:37:16.599
well, you take a couple of games off. Yeah. Think

00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:18.860
about it real hard. Go somewhere else. Don't

00:37:18.860 --> 00:37:21.179
even report to the team. Yeah. Yeah, I think

00:37:21.179 --> 00:37:24.199
he needs to be benched this game. Put somebody

00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:26.320
young in there. Say, hey, you want his job? Here's

00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:29.210
your chance. Yeah, that's something I've always

00:37:29.210 --> 00:37:31.210
been in favor of is sending a message to your

00:37:31.210 --> 00:37:33.329
team. Yeah, I don't care who they are. Because

00:37:33.329 --> 00:37:35.510
they feel like, oh, no, you can't touch me. I'm

00:37:35.510 --> 00:37:37.510
entitled. I'm the starter. They won't touch me.

00:37:37.889 --> 00:37:40.730
Sit his ass down. And here's, I'm going to go

00:37:40.730 --> 00:37:42.849
a step further here, and I'm going to piss people

00:37:42.849 --> 00:37:44.889
off, but I don't give a shit. I do it every day.

00:37:46.269 --> 00:37:48.349
Mahomes throws a couple interceptions. You put

00:37:48.349 --> 00:37:51.530
him in shoe. You go, hey, Patrick, we think that

00:37:51.530 --> 00:37:53.829
you're overworked. You know, you don't say, hey,

00:37:54.269 --> 00:37:56.519
you don't do that. Don't do that. We're going

00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:59.280
to punish you. We think you're being overworked,

00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.300
and we think that you're probably not making

00:38:01.300 --> 00:38:02.920
the best decisions. We're doing this for you.

00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:04.940
Yeah. We're going to put in Minshew for a little

00:38:04.940 --> 00:38:07.579
while. Yeah. And you just go sit, you know, and

00:38:07.579 --> 00:38:09.500
think about what you're going to do to win this

00:38:09.500 --> 00:38:11.619
game. Yeah. Yeah, we'll bring you back maybe

00:38:11.619 --> 00:38:14.260
fourth quarter. We'll see. But go sit over there

00:38:14.260 --> 00:38:16.980
right now, and you watch your backup play. Yeah.

00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:21.309
Yeah. Nobody's untouchable. Don't phrase it as

00:38:21.309 --> 00:38:23.429
a punishment. Oh, we're punishing you by taking

00:38:23.429 --> 00:38:25.349
you out. It's like if you take your car somewhere

00:38:25.349 --> 00:38:27.349
and then you crappy service, you're going to

00:38:27.349 --> 00:38:29.170
take it somewhere else next time. But you're

00:38:29.170 --> 00:38:31.329
not punishing the first place. You just learned

00:38:31.329 --> 00:38:34.809
your lesson. Yes, exactly. And Matt Nagy, what

00:38:34.809 --> 00:38:37.789
should Andy Reid midseason just say? You know

00:38:37.789 --> 00:38:40.769
what? I give you a lot of these plays. You're

00:38:40.769 --> 00:38:43.349
really not using them correctly. So I'm going

00:38:43.349 --> 00:38:47.500
to start doing it. Yeah. Dave Taub, whatever

00:38:47.500 --> 00:38:52.639
his name is, you need to let him go immediately,

00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.719
and whoever's capable of doing that job, you

00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:58.000
put them in there. That guy has been abysmal

00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:00.300
since we've had him. He's horrible, and that

00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:03.400
loyalty right there does not jive well with playing

00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:05.860
good football. That guy is probably the worst

00:39:05.860 --> 00:39:08.739
special teams coach in football, and my proof

00:39:08.739 --> 00:39:11.139
is the way the special teams plays with the Chiefs.

00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:15.000
That's my proof. That's so... telling about the

00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:18.179
team. I judge the team based on their actions

00:39:18.179 --> 00:39:22.380
and their inactions. So many penalties on kick

00:39:22.380 --> 00:39:26.039
returns. And they do absolutely nothing about

00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:29.420
it. And the same players keep doing the same

00:39:29.420 --> 00:39:31.539
penalties on kick returns, which means they're

00:39:31.539 --> 00:39:33.559
not even learning enough to teach that player

00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:35.960
to not do it or take his ass out if he can't

00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.300
learn. They're just letting it happen. Oh, we've

00:39:38.300 --> 00:39:42.650
done our best. Oh, well. I don't know what their

00:39:42.650 --> 00:39:45.429
actual kind of thinking is, but the impression

00:39:45.429 --> 00:39:48.869
I get is this is the limit of how much they care,

00:39:49.030 --> 00:39:50.789
and that's all we're going to get out of the

00:39:50.789 --> 00:39:52.690
special teams because they just don't care past

00:39:52.690 --> 00:39:55.369
that point. I agree. There's this thought. I

00:39:55.369 --> 00:39:58.489
believe there's this thought at the Chiefs organization

00:39:58.489 --> 00:40:01.349
is we've got Patrick. We don't care about that.

00:40:01.510 --> 00:40:03.610
Yep. We're going to keep working on offensive

00:40:03.610 --> 00:40:05.849
stuff. We're going to let Spagnuolo figure out

00:40:05.849 --> 00:40:09.550
the defense. The league has caught up with him.

00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:14.739
Yes. And it's up to them to change this. You

00:40:14.739 --> 00:40:17.679
have to reinvent yourself. And it's not just

00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:19.820
football. It's everything in life. You constantly

00:40:19.820 --> 00:40:22.480
have to reinvent yourself. You have to, as the

00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.239
Marines say, adapt and change. You have to do

00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:28.099
that. If you don't, you're not going to ever

00:40:28.099 --> 00:40:30.699
do anything. You know, that's just the way it

00:40:30.699 --> 00:40:33.119
is. That's the way life is. And it's primarily

00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.579
because whatever is working right now is working

00:40:36.579 --> 00:40:40.320
because it's right now. Yes. Ten minutes from

00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:42.380
now or ten years from now, things have changed

00:40:42.380 --> 00:40:45.059
that what's working now doesn't work anymore

00:40:45.059 --> 00:40:47.239
because the environment you're in isn't there

00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:49.800
anymore. Yeah. So the stubbornness of, well,

00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:52.420
this worked before. Well, before you were standing

00:40:52.420 --> 00:40:54.340
on dry land. Now you're six feet underwater.

00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:57.500
Yeah. So, yeah, it's not working. Yeah. Yeah,

00:40:57.619 --> 00:40:59.820
a hurricane came over. Yeah. Fucking flooded

00:40:59.820 --> 00:41:02.420
your island. Yeah. Get on a boat, get you another

00:41:02.420 --> 00:41:04.559
one. But in order to make what you've always

00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:07.880
done continue to work. Everybody else has to

00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:10.139
keep doing what they've always done. And that

00:41:10.139 --> 00:41:11.300
never works. That doesn't happen. That never

00:41:11.300 --> 00:41:14.639
works. And so we go back to getting people growing

00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:17.840
old on the vine. Yep. Rotten fruit, what does

00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:20.699
it do? It falls off. Yep. You know? And look,

00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:22.360
I'm not... And that's what it's supposed to do.

00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:24.300
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to do. Look,

00:41:24.699 --> 00:41:27.179
I can't do the stuff I did when I was 20. Yeah.

00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:30.940
Thank God. I'd never survive it. Yeah, me neither.

00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.260
But that's the way life is. I'm not going to

00:41:36.260 --> 00:41:38.099
go out and play backyard football because I'm

00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:39.659
afraid I'm going to hurt myself and not be able

00:41:39.659 --> 00:41:44.079
to work. Yeah. Okay? So, I mean, this is true

00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:46.320
in football, too. If someone's not getting it

00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:47.880
done, if they take it personally, that's too

00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.639
bad. Yeah. But the fact is, is if you want to

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:53.800
win, you've got to change stuff. Yep. And do

00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:55.659
you have some more that you want to go into?

00:41:56.900 --> 00:41:59.860
Not specifically about the Chiefs. Well, okay,

00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.699
that's what I was getting at because I have bullet

00:42:01.699 --> 00:42:03.780
points. Yeah, I was going to say it's interesting.

00:42:04.590 --> 00:42:06.809
Like we were saying on the way down, all this

00:42:06.809 --> 00:42:09.110
talk about the Chiefs moving to maybe Kansas

00:42:09.110 --> 00:42:12.929
or up north or whatever, it's interesting to

00:42:12.929 --> 00:42:15.389
know the Chiefs are incorporated in Delaware

00:42:15.389 --> 00:42:18.730
because that's what makes business sense for

00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:21.369
them. Now, if you ask Google, you know, where

00:42:21.369 --> 00:42:23.050
are the Chiefs incorporated, they'll lie to you

00:42:23.050 --> 00:42:24.769
and say Kansas City. They'll do the same with

00:42:24.769 --> 00:42:27.230
the other teams. I don't trust Google for fucking

00:42:27.230 --> 00:42:30.380
foot fungus, let alone anything like that. But

00:42:30.380 --> 00:42:33.239
it would be accurate to call us the Delaware

00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:36.860
Chiefs of Kansas City because legally they're

00:42:36.860 --> 00:42:39.780
a Delaware corporation. If anyone sues the Chiefs,

00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:42.539
the case gets heard in Delaware court. Maybe,

00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.880
maybe the East Coast will like us then. Maybe

00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:48.260
so. Maybe they'll put us above Buffalo for once.

00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:50.920
I have a feeling that pretty much all 32 teams

00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:54.099
are registered in Delaware. Probably. So it wouldn't

00:42:54.099 --> 00:42:55.880
do us any good. They're like, ah, fuck you. Everybody's

00:42:55.880 --> 00:42:58.880
registered there. Yeah. So for everything the

00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.199
chiefs say about, oh, we love Kansas City, and

00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:04.320
we're part of the culture here. Okay, but we're

00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.139
not good enough for you to register and pay your

00:43:06.139 --> 00:43:07.719
taxes here? That's what I was going to say. You

00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:09.739
pay your taxes in Delaware, don't you? Yeah,

00:43:09.780 --> 00:43:11.659
well, that's why Missouri's not going to have

00:43:11.659 --> 00:43:14.119
them. It's going to go to Kansas. Because, look,

00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:17.079
Missouri, we're wounded sheep over here in Jackson

00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:20.000
County. We need to work on ourselves. We're hurting.

00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:24.300
We have a terrible crime problem. We have some

00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:26.840
iffy politicians in this town. Yes, we do. You

00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:29.059
can take your choice. There's a few of them.

00:43:30.460 --> 00:43:32.739
So we need to work on ourselves. We can't have

00:43:32.739 --> 00:43:36.179
a professional team. So they need to go over

00:43:36.179 --> 00:43:39.139
to Kansas. We just need to get better. We can't

00:43:39.139 --> 00:43:41.440
have a relationship right now. We have too much

00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:43.840
self -work to do. But don't get too excited,

00:43:43.980 --> 00:43:45.679
Kansas, because they're still going to pay their

00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:49.300
taxes to Delaware. That's the other thing, too.

00:43:49.380 --> 00:43:51.559
Have at it. Have fun. Besides that, all that

00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:54.239
traffic's going that way, not my way. Thank you.

00:43:54.420 --> 00:43:56.639
Yeah, let them have it. All the Johnson County

00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:58.699
people don't have to wander to Missouri, which

00:43:58.699 --> 00:44:01.639
freaks them out. They're like, oh, no, are we

00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:04.219
in Missouri? Lock your doors. Lock your doors.

00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:09.940
Don't look them in the eye. And if you don't

00:44:09.940 --> 00:44:12.079
think that goes on, look at their faces when

00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:13.920
you drive by. They see a Missouri plate like,

00:44:14.059 --> 00:44:18.980
oh, no, one of those rogues. They're right next

00:44:18.980 --> 00:44:22.039
to us. Don't look at them. That's a sign of aggression.

00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:23.980
They're going to come after you. They're animals.

00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:28.019
You can tell we haven't podcasted in a while.

00:44:28.139 --> 00:44:34.460
We're fucking on it today. Okay. Okay. All right.

00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:36.980
I've got, if we're done with the Chiefs. Yeah.

00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.610
Okay. And this is bullet points, but I want to

00:44:39.610 --> 00:44:42.429
go into this for a little bit. Should the Bengals

00:44:42.429 --> 00:44:45.250
bench Burrow for the rest of the season? Flacco,

00:44:45.469 --> 00:44:48.550
well, this last game he didn't. Already it's

00:44:48.550 --> 00:44:50.889
got holes in it. I wrote this before that. Flacco

00:44:50.889 --> 00:44:55.710
scoring 40 points a game, or he did. Burrow is

00:44:55.710 --> 00:44:57.889
their starter, but maybe resting him would be

00:44:57.889 --> 00:45:02.130
a good idea. They're not technically out of the

00:45:02.130 --> 00:45:04.670
playoffs, but they are. They lost seven games.

00:45:07.130 --> 00:45:10.670
not in it by any means. Burrow has a history

00:45:10.670 --> 00:45:12.750
of being injured, and he has an injury, that

00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:15.469
turf toe, that comes back. It never really goes

00:45:15.469 --> 00:45:18.909
away. I would say the smartest thing to do, if

00:45:18.909 --> 00:45:20.530
they haven't already put him back on injured

00:45:20.530 --> 00:45:24.050
reserve, go ahead and do it. Let him heal, write

00:45:24.050 --> 00:45:28.389
this season off, and then in the offseason, decide

00:45:28.389 --> 00:45:33.210
if it's worth it for as many seasons as Burrow

00:45:33.210 --> 00:45:36.760
has been killing it on the field. there's quite

00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.820
a few where he just can't make it and he's injured

00:45:39.820 --> 00:45:42.039
and out. I would like to know his time spent

00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:44.940
on the field versus injury. Yeah. I bet you it's

00:45:44.940 --> 00:45:47.219
about half and half. It seems to me it's about

00:45:47.219 --> 00:45:49.719
close to half and half. Okay. I got a question

00:45:49.719 --> 00:45:51.320
then. All right. The Bengals, you know, they

00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:54.019
went to the Super Bowl a few years ago, right?

00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:57.420
Uh -huh. Okay. And they seemingly have a solid

00:45:57.420 --> 00:46:01.940
team. Yeah. Okay. All right. If you were the

00:46:01.940 --> 00:46:05.889
GM of the Bengals, number one, Would you re -sign

00:46:05.889 --> 00:46:09.130
Burrow? You already re -signed the two receivers,

00:46:09.590 --> 00:46:13.710
and you already re -signed Hendrickson, who's

00:46:13.710 --> 00:46:19.829
injured. You went this far. Do you keep Burrow

00:46:19.829 --> 00:46:22.769
in hopes that he would be more durable, maybe

00:46:22.769 --> 00:46:26.050
have a better offensive line? I guess you kind

00:46:26.050 --> 00:46:28.869
of would lean that way because you don't have

00:46:28.869 --> 00:46:33.019
anyone else. Flacco is doing well, but... He's

00:46:33.019 --> 00:46:35.739
old, and he could break something tomorrow and

00:46:35.739 --> 00:46:38.119
be done. And it probably will happen, but I say

00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:39.920
they play him as long as they can this season.

00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:43.000
This season's done. Yeah. Rest Hendrickson the

00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:48.000
rest of the year. Yeah. I'd say you void Jamar

00:46:48.000 --> 00:46:55.539
Chase's contract for civil rights and crimes

00:46:55.539 --> 00:47:00.380
against humanity by spitting on Ramsey. You void

00:47:00.380 --> 00:47:06.719
his contract. for reasons of conduct. And then

00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:08.860
you take all that money and you can spread it

00:47:08.860 --> 00:47:11.579
around the team. But Jamar Chase is a piece of

00:47:11.579 --> 00:47:13.300
shit who shouldn't be playing anymore. He's more

00:47:13.300 --> 00:47:15.260
worried about Mahomes than he is his own team,

00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.880
and that's the problem. He spat on Ramsey and

00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.280
then lied about it for hours until they showed

00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.920
him the video. They showed the video of him spitting

00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.880
on him. And then suddenly it went from, I didn't

00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:28.360
do it, I didn't do it, to, well, I did it because...

00:47:29.299 --> 00:47:32.219
No, that doesn't hold water. No. And for so many

00:47:32.219 --> 00:47:33.920
people, it's like, well, of course he lied. What

00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:36.599
would you expect? I expect him to be a man. Me

00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:39.340
too. And more than that, I expect him to be a

00:47:39.340 --> 00:47:43.619
human being and take responsibility for what

00:47:43.619 --> 00:47:47.420
he did. Yeah, I think Jamar Chase needs to be

00:47:47.420 --> 00:47:49.739
done with football for at least the rest of the

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:52.800
season. My opinion is, and not just because it's

00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.619
Chase, anybody, if you're caught spitting on

00:47:54.619 --> 00:47:56.300
somebody, you should be out the rest of the season.

00:47:56.420 --> 00:47:59.619
That is so disrespectful. We don't need that

00:47:59.619 --> 00:48:02.059
in the league. Spraying your bodily fluids on

00:48:02.059 --> 00:48:04.599
somebody else and whatever diseases or parasites

00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:07.119
you have, you're spraying on somebody else. That

00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:09.840
alone should be assault with a possibly deadly

00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:12.199
weapon. It should be. They don't know what you

00:48:12.199 --> 00:48:15.260
have. Especially Jamar Chase, a questionable

00:48:15.260 --> 00:48:18.519
piece of shit like him. Allegedly. Allegedly.

00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:22.719
Anyhow. Anyway, so for the main point, yeah,

00:48:22.739 --> 00:48:27.460
I think I would re -sign Burrow. But as a second

00:48:27.460 --> 00:48:30.880
point, get Jamar Chase out of the contract. Yeah.

00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:33.980
And use that money elsewhere. Yeah, I would too.

00:48:34.019 --> 00:48:35.659
They have Higgins, who's great, and they could

00:48:35.659 --> 00:48:39.079
have other receivers. Yeah. You know, and also

00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:41.159
if Burrow isn't on the field half of the time.

00:48:41.989 --> 00:48:45.449
They're being wasted. Yeah. Right? Yeah. An average

00:48:45.449 --> 00:48:48.110
receiver would do just fine with Flacco. Yes.

00:48:48.150 --> 00:48:53.030
Yep. I mean, Flacco, I mean, he's better than

00:48:53.030 --> 00:48:58.030
Burrow on one aspect. He has a ring. Yeah. Burrow

00:48:58.030 --> 00:49:00.769
does not. That's another way to look at it, too.

00:49:01.230 --> 00:49:04.329
He beat Tom Brady. And you know what's funny

00:49:04.329 --> 00:49:07.110
is all the people who say, well, it's not having

00:49:07.110 --> 00:49:09.190
the ring that really defines it. The only people

00:49:09.190 --> 00:49:11.690
saying they're the ones without rings. Yes. Yes.

00:49:13.010 --> 00:49:17.190
Yes. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. And

00:49:17.190 --> 00:49:19.670
also, I think it all, back to the Chiefs really

00:49:19.670 --> 00:49:21.949
quick. Yeah. And Burrow too. I think all the

00:49:21.949 --> 00:49:24.619
hate kind of works against him. because you're

00:49:24.619 --> 00:49:27.239
not like the favorite everyone that everybody

00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:29.400
hugs anymore. And I think there's something to

00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:30.960
be said for that. When you have a chip on your

00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:32.659
shoulder and you have something to prove, and

00:49:32.659 --> 00:49:34.539
I think that's one of the problems that the Chiefs

00:49:34.539 --> 00:49:36.440
have ran into several times, but they've gotten

00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:40.579
through it, is complacency because everybody's

00:49:40.579 --> 00:49:42.059
patting you on the back. Everyone's like telling

00:49:42.059 --> 00:49:43.880
you, you know, the yes man. Oh, you're the man.

00:49:43.980 --> 00:49:46.139
You're the best. Those people get you nowhere.

00:49:46.380 --> 00:49:49.179
The guy that comes up and goes, hey, Patrick,

00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:53.039
hey, Joe. You know, I'm not trying to be skeptical

00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:55.280
or nothing, but I'm trying to give you some constructive

00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:57.800
advice. Don't run out of the pocket like that.

00:49:57.860 --> 00:50:01.320
Or burrow, like, don't hold the ball. Go to the

00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:04.980
ground. Or even just ask them, this obviously

00:50:04.980 --> 00:50:07.139
isn't working. What do you think would work better

00:50:07.139 --> 00:50:09.860
than what you're doing right now? Yes. Both of

00:50:09.860 --> 00:50:13.179
them, I think, work better with people against

00:50:13.179 --> 00:50:16.340
them than for them. Yeah. And it's natural. It's

00:50:16.340 --> 00:50:18.639
not a knock on either one of them. It's natural.

00:50:18.780 --> 00:50:21.719
And as far as Burrow goes, as a person, I like

00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:24.039
him. But he sure is fun to make fun of because

00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:27.239
of certain things. And plus Cincinnati. Those

00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:29.559
guys got all high because they got one game on

00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:33.119
us and they're all like, eee. Not so much. Go

00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:35.480
back to your corner like you've always been,

00:50:35.539 --> 00:50:38.219
Natty. Go back there and do nothing like you

00:50:38.219 --> 00:50:41.159
always do. And by the way, shut up about us because

00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:44.179
we'll come kick your ass again. So, all right.

00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:47.300
I love to have those rivalries. Oh, they're great.

00:50:47.460 --> 00:50:50.219
Isn't it? Yeah, and actually, to be honest, everybody

00:50:50.219 --> 00:50:52.440
I met from Cincinnati, they're darling people.

00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:55.199
Yeah. They've been excellent people. I have nothing

00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:57.019
against them, but it's fun to make fun of them.

00:50:57.139 --> 00:51:00.000
Yeah, it's like it's fun to hate on the Raiders.

00:51:00.650 --> 00:51:03.809
but I don't want the Raiders to be an 0 -17 team

00:51:03.809 --> 00:51:06.050
every year. I want them to be a good team so

00:51:06.050 --> 00:51:07.929
that when the Chiefs play them, it's exciting

00:51:07.929 --> 00:51:10.590
and fun. Yeah, I want the Nut Tuggers, the division

00:51:10.590 --> 00:51:13.329
games. I mean, even this last one that we lost,

00:51:13.389 --> 00:51:15.670
I mean, with Denver, that was a good old -fashioned

00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:17.769
Nut Tugger. That was close all game long. We

00:51:17.769 --> 00:51:19.489
had no idea who was going to win the game two

00:51:19.489 --> 00:51:21.750
minutes into. It's kind of like, I don't know,

00:51:21.789 --> 00:51:23.409
they're both fucking up and playing good, fucking

00:51:23.409 --> 00:51:29.739
up and playing good. All right. Mahomes. Is he

00:51:29.739 --> 00:51:33.119
still crazy good or maybe one of the best quarterbacks

00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.980
ever? Or has he lost a step? Or are the talking

00:51:36.980 --> 00:51:40.440
heads just hating? A little of both, I think.

00:51:40.659 --> 00:51:44.539
Yeah, I would lean towards he has kind of lost

00:51:44.539 --> 00:51:46.860
a step and he's not able to do some of the things

00:51:46.860 --> 00:51:50.780
he was able to do before. There is a little bit

00:51:50.780 --> 00:51:52.880
of hating going on, but that's to be expected

00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:56.539
because he's been pushed in everyone's face forever.

00:51:56.780 --> 00:51:59.920
I'm guilty of it. I used to dog Brady and make

00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:01.860
stuff up all the time. Oh, the refs love him.

00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:04.099
Oh, he's cheating. Deflategate, all that stuff.

00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:08.400
The fact is he is the best ever. Brady was another

00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:11.739
one who's adapted his game season after season

00:52:11.739 --> 00:52:14.139
as the other teams would catch up with him. It

00:52:14.139 --> 00:52:16.659
wasn't Belichick. It was Brady. He was not a

00:52:16.659 --> 00:52:17.900
gunslinger. Figuring out how to do it just a

00:52:17.900 --> 00:52:21.260
little different. Yeah. I think Mahomes is resting

00:52:21.260 --> 00:52:24.860
on his laurels to some degree, maybe not consciously.

00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:27.840
But, you know, you could make a case where he

00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.460
was, you know, the best of this current new generation

00:52:31.460 --> 00:52:34.639
of quarterbacks and how the game is played. Yeah,

00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:37.880
that could be done, yeah. But just to say that

00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:40.960
he's as good as he ever was, obviously not. No.

00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:43.340
Another problem that works against him, and I

00:52:43.340 --> 00:52:45.019
don't know if anyone looks at it like this, but

00:52:45.019 --> 00:52:48.289
I do. Tom Brady always had a chip on his shoulder

00:52:48.289 --> 00:52:51.269
because he wasn't gifted with a supreme athletic.

00:52:52.329 --> 00:52:55.210
Mahomes was. And it seems like now when people

00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:57.250
are catching up with him, all he knows is that

00:52:57.250 --> 00:53:01.449
athletic. Yeah. Look, he's smart, and he reads

00:53:01.449 --> 00:53:03.389
defenses, and he's really good with football

00:53:03.389 --> 00:53:06.170
and everything. And it's not all that because

00:53:06.170 --> 00:53:08.230
he does use a lot of his wit, I mean, and a lot

00:53:08.230 --> 00:53:13.179
of his knowledge. Yes, he does. What's his name,

00:53:13.219 --> 00:53:16.320
Todd, the quarterback? Alex. Alex Smith, yeah.

00:53:17.820 --> 00:53:21.460
You know, he does use all of that knowledge,

00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:24.159
but I think that he still has a problem getting

00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:26.539
over the athleticism and how good he naturally

00:53:26.539 --> 00:53:29.760
is. Yeah. He relies on it a little bit too much.

00:53:29.860 --> 00:53:32.239
Yeah, from the beginning he was told he was a

00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:37.099
great quarterback. He was groomed. He was traded

00:53:37.099 --> 00:53:39.809
up in the first round to get him. He was always

00:53:39.809 --> 00:53:41.869
told that he was so great and he was going to

00:53:41.869 --> 00:53:47.210
wonderful. So he's had a pretty smooth path coming

00:53:47.210 --> 00:53:50.789
in. Brady was picked late, spent time as a backup.

00:53:51.090 --> 00:53:54.050
He was the last pick, wasn't he? I don't think

00:53:54.050 --> 00:53:57.030
he was the very last, but I kept hearing fifth

00:53:57.030 --> 00:54:00.730
round. He was a late round. I don't know. Well,

00:54:00.869 --> 00:54:05.230
anyhow, he was not a favorite by any means. And

00:54:05.230 --> 00:54:07.590
if you look at his rookie pictures, dude was

00:54:07.590 --> 00:54:10.659
skinny. He was a scrawny -looking guy. He was.

00:54:10.739 --> 00:54:13.039
And he got in because Drew Bledsoe's injury.

00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:16.159
He didn't get in out of playing. No. And then

00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:19.119
once he did get in and started doing well, he

00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:21.960
was sharing the credit with Bill Belichick the

00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:24.980
whole time. So those things combined, I think,

00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:28.460
helped Brady to constantly want to prove himself,

00:54:28.739 --> 00:54:33.400
adapt, expand, get better season after season.

00:54:33.739 --> 00:54:37.510
Now I see why he left. Yeah, yeah. He wanted

00:54:37.510 --> 00:54:40.670
to prove that it wasn't all Belichick, that it

00:54:40.670 --> 00:54:43.909
was him. Yeah. And he did. He proved it. Now

00:54:43.909 --> 00:54:46.449
nobody says Belichick, everyone says Brady. Yeah,

00:54:46.510 --> 00:54:48.789
and Belichick is over stinking it up in North

00:54:48.789 --> 00:54:51.230
Carolina. Yeah, with his hot young girlfriend.

00:54:51.389 --> 00:54:54.110
He is. You know what? He doesn't care. Oh, I

00:54:54.110 --> 00:54:56.449
don't think he does. No. He's taking it. He's

00:54:56.449 --> 00:54:59.409
fucking smashing Viagra and pounding the shit

00:54:59.409 --> 00:55:01.940
out of his young one. When she lets it. When

00:55:01.940 --> 00:55:04.019
she lets him, yeah. You know she controls everything.

00:55:04.179 --> 00:55:06.780
I think she basically owns him. She does. Yeah.

00:55:06.940 --> 00:55:09.219
Look at the stuff she's done. He doesn't argue

00:55:09.219 --> 00:55:12.380
with it. Nope. Yeah, she puts out a statement.

00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:15.360
He's like, go ahead, dear. Yeah. I'm okay with

00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:17.460
it. I can't say nothing or she won't sleep with

00:55:17.460 --> 00:55:21.460
me no more. Yep, yep. It's just like the famous.

00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:27.480
The one where he had the Russian wife, girlfriend

00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:30.639
he had cheated on his wife for. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:32.519
yeah, yeah. And then he was mad because she would

00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:34.360
never sleep with him, so he left all those horrible

00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:37.119
messages. You should just shut up and blow me

00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:40.599
and all that. Mel Gibson. Yes. Mel Gibson. That

00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:43.000
type of situation. Yeah. Yeah, pretty soon you're

00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:44.780
going to hear Belichick blowing up on the phone.

00:55:45.940 --> 00:55:51.719
You need to come over here and blow me. It's

00:55:51.719 --> 00:55:55.670
in our prenup. Yeah, yes. I can prove you've

00:55:55.670 --> 00:55:57.630
only did it two times this month. I get it five.

00:56:00.269 --> 00:56:05.010
Oh, my God. Giving it back to Mahomes, I guess,

00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:06.909
is where we started. Yeah, is that where we started?

00:56:08.309 --> 00:56:11.969
It's true. He learned a lot from Alex Smith,

00:56:12.030 --> 00:56:14.010
and he brought a lot of stuff that he learned

00:56:14.010 --> 00:56:16.210
in college, and he was very impressionable, and

00:56:16.210 --> 00:56:18.929
he soaked in a lot of knowledge. But he's also

00:56:18.929 --> 00:56:22.449
learned a lot since then. And the new knowledge

00:56:22.449 --> 00:56:25.869
tends to push out the old. So while he can stand

00:56:25.869 --> 00:56:27.969
there and say, oh, yeah, Alex Smith told me about

00:56:27.969 --> 00:56:30.909
this and taught me about that, honestly, what's

00:56:30.909 --> 00:56:33.150
happened to him in the last three years is having

00:56:33.150 --> 00:56:36.090
a much more of an effect on him than anything

00:56:36.090 --> 00:56:38.110
Alex Smith taught him. No, I agree. Because it's

00:56:38.110 --> 00:56:39.710
been so recent. I agree. It's just kind of the

00:56:39.710 --> 00:56:42.769
way things are. You know what? That's a great

00:56:42.769 --> 00:56:45.269
point. I never even thought about it. The impression

00:56:45.269 --> 00:56:48.010
in his mind right now is completely different

00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:50.769
than when he came out of when he's starting the

00:56:50.769 --> 00:56:53.769
first year. Yeah. Yeah, he's remembering himself

00:56:53.769 --> 00:56:57.250
during the best times. And, you know, I'm sure

00:56:57.250 --> 00:56:59.329
he's realistic to know, well, I'm not quite that.

00:56:59.449 --> 00:57:02.230
But he's not taking a realistic view that the

00:57:02.230 --> 00:57:04.929
way he's playing now is the quarterback he is.

00:57:05.590 --> 00:57:07.789
And it's because of what's been happening to

00:57:07.789 --> 00:57:10.760
him recently. And our brains are wired that way.

00:57:10.900 --> 00:57:12.940
Whatever happened to you recently is what you've

00:57:12.940 --> 00:57:15.019
got to deal with. I agree. So forget what happened

00:57:15.019 --> 00:57:19.539
five years ago. Yeah, yeah. You know, but I also

00:57:19.539 --> 00:57:21.460
do believe this. I want to preface that with

00:57:21.460 --> 00:57:23.320
this, too. You know, Kelsey had a horrible season

00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:25.840
last year. He's having one of his best this year,

00:57:25.900 --> 00:57:27.699
although I know it doesn't seem like it. He is.

00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:31.000
Yeah, it's odd. Mahomes is very capable and will

00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:34.300
reinvent himself. Yeah. He will. But right now

00:57:34.300 --> 00:57:38.429
he's in the middle of his season. But I'll tell

00:57:38.429 --> 00:57:40.510
you what, too. Hollywood Brown's not getting

00:57:40.510 --> 00:57:42.969
re -signed, and if he does, then I question everybody

00:57:42.969 --> 00:57:47.909
there at one arrowhead drive. Juju, if you get

00:57:47.909 --> 00:57:50.349
him for cheap, he's a great mentor. Other than

00:57:50.349 --> 00:57:52.210
that, he probably needs to be in there every

00:57:52.210 --> 00:57:56.329
20th snap. He got two penalties Sunday. Yeah,

00:57:56.329 --> 00:57:58.349
he had a horrible game. He's the kind of guy,

00:57:58.429 --> 00:58:00.630
when he has a great game, he's the best. But

00:58:00.630 --> 00:58:04.239
this is why New England dropped him. is because

00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:07.039
of that, the inconsistency. He's not quite as

00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:10.159
bad as Kadarius Toney was, but he's starting

00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:14.440
to slip down there to where his penalties and

00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:18.940
his mistakes are far outweighing the good parts.

00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:21.199
Yep, and also Kadarius Toney could have been

00:58:21.199 --> 00:58:23.599
the MVP of the Super Bowl too. Yeah. And Juju

00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:25.679
Smith has some of those plays too. It's just

00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.219
the way the game is. If you're inconsistent,

00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:30.480
you can make great plays, but if you don't do

00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:33.380
it all the time, regularly. you're no good because

00:58:33.380 --> 00:58:35.719
you're costing the team more than you're actually

00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:38.139
helping the team. I was just thinking of an example

00:58:38.139 --> 00:58:42.039
of there was a Super Bowl that was Denver versus

00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:45.079
Washington. That's when Doug Williams was the

00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:47.559
quarterback of the Washington Redskins. He was

00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:49.500
the first black quarterback to go to the Super

00:58:49.500 --> 00:58:51.079
Bowl, wasn't he, Doug Williams? And the media

00:58:51.079 --> 00:58:53.739
was losing their minds about it. There was the

00:58:53.739 --> 00:58:56.099
famous question at a press conference when one

00:58:56.099 --> 00:58:58.239
reporter asked him, how long have you been a

00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:05.940
black quarterback? I got to know. I got to know.

00:59:06.139 --> 00:59:09.199
How did Doug Williams fall in that? I don't know.

00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.699
I would have looked at my skin and go, son of

00:59:11.699 --> 00:59:14.519
a bitch. I'm black. I never knew. What the hell?

00:59:14.940 --> 00:59:17.539
Wasn't that old Eddie Murphy skit where someone

00:59:17.539 --> 00:59:19.219
goes, but you're black, and he looks down at

00:59:19.219 --> 00:59:24.099
his skin and goes, what? What? Son of a bitch.

00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:28.119
I never knew that. If I was Doug Williams, I

00:59:28.119 --> 00:59:30.699
would have done that. Wow. I definitely would

00:59:30.699 --> 00:59:32.699
have called that person out for their stupidity.

00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:34.960
All this time I thought I was in the sun too

00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:37.820
much. Fuck. I mean, at the very least he's saying,

00:59:37.860 --> 00:59:40.159
well, I've been black all my life. I've been

00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:44.360
a quarterback. Yeah. But I was going to say that

00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:48.480
in the first half of that game, Washington had

00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:52.440
a running back that ran for like 230 yards or

00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:55.760
something in a bunch of touchdowns and just blew

00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:58.920
up during that game. But that was the only game

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:01.219
he ever played that was anywhere close to that.

01:00:01.579 --> 01:00:04.119
He wasn't all that good before, and he wasn't

01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:06.340
all that good afterwards, but just that one game,

01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:08.579
suddenly everything worked out, and he just blew

01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:12.239
up for that game. You know, there are players

01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:15.630
like that. No, you're right. And you can't. sign

01:00:15.630 --> 01:00:18.190
them to a six -year contract extension based

01:00:18.190 --> 01:00:20.530
on, gee, they had one great game. That's where

01:00:20.530 --> 01:00:23.309
being very savvy as a general manager is so important.

01:00:23.489 --> 01:00:26.389
You look at the overall body of work, not just

01:00:26.389 --> 01:00:29.090
the flash in the pan. And it seems like sometimes

01:00:29.090 --> 01:00:31.570
we do get those flash in the pans, but we used

01:00:31.570 --> 01:00:34.010
to just use them when we needed them. Now it

01:00:34.010 --> 01:00:35.590
seems like that's all we're looking for is a

01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:37.889
flash in the pan. Yeah, they've started being

01:00:37.889 --> 01:00:40.690
just every -down starters. It's like, wait a

01:00:40.690 --> 01:00:43.010
minute, this is somebody for specialized situations.

01:00:44.380 --> 01:00:46.380
The way they used Kadarius Toney in the Super

01:00:46.380 --> 01:00:48.619
Bowl was perfect. Yeah. It was a masterpiece.

01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:51.159
But then the next season, they tried to use him

01:00:51.159 --> 01:00:53.480
too much. Yeah. And then he showed all of his

01:00:53.480 --> 01:00:56.559
flaws. It's like, well, we remember now. We remember

01:00:56.559 --> 01:01:01.940
why he wasn't the starter last year. Okay. Anyhow,

01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:04.900
someone's got a very loud voice. All right. All

01:01:04.900 --> 01:01:06.800
right. Will Tom Brady ever go into coaching?

01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:13.019
Wow. I'm going to say no. I think there are other

01:01:13.019 --> 01:01:16.000
opportunities where he doesn't have to lose so

01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:19.000
much of his free time and life because coaching

01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:23.320
pretty much consumes your life. Yeah. So I can

01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:26.400
see Tom Brady saying, nah, there's other things

01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:28.940
I can do. I'll enjoy it more. And he doesn't

01:01:28.940 --> 01:01:30.780
want to have to hobnob with the likes of Bill

01:01:30.780 --> 01:01:34.139
Belichick. I agree. Yeah. No, I think so too.

01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:36.159
I think where he's at, he's very comfortable.

01:01:36.989 --> 01:01:39.210
Plus, if he got into coaching, he would instantly

01:01:39.210 --> 01:01:42.110
be compared to Bill Belichick. Oh, yeah. You

01:01:42.110 --> 01:01:44.429
know what? And that's probably the biggest drive

01:01:44.429 --> 01:01:47.030
of not doing it anyhow. I just thought of that

01:01:47.030 --> 01:01:48.909
just like half a second ago. I was like, wow,

01:01:49.030 --> 01:01:51.530
yeah, that would be a reason not to. Well, that's

01:01:51.530 --> 01:01:55.710
why Mike Grable, I'm sure that's what fuels Mike

01:01:55.710 --> 01:01:58.849
Grable. Yeah. I'm sure it is. He wants to go

01:01:58.849 --> 01:02:01.710
to New England and build a team rivaling of what

01:02:01.710 --> 01:02:05.780
Belichick had. because I think they genuinely

01:02:05.780 --> 01:02:08.960
dislike each other. Yeah. And I think every time

01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:11.880
he has a winning season up there or if he gets

01:02:11.880 --> 01:02:14.000
to win the Super Bowl, he's giving a middle finger

01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:16.980
to Belichick. I remember when Grable played for

01:02:16.980 --> 01:02:19.659
the Patriots, he looked pissed off constantly.

01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:21.960
Yeah. And he wasn't like that when he was on

01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:23.940
the Chiefs. No, no, no. I think it was because

01:02:23.940 --> 01:02:27.059
he just hated being there in New England because

01:02:27.059 --> 01:02:29.619
of Belichick. But he likes the owner, and he

01:02:29.619 --> 01:02:31.460
likes the town, and he likes everything about

01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:33.400
the organization. It was Belichick that was the

01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:36.840
splinter up his ass. I also love the coaches

01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:39.079
that look like they can kick your ass. Yeah.

01:02:39.179 --> 01:02:42.400
Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, he looks like he could

01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:44.679
go to any one of those players and go, Motherfucker,

01:02:44.760 --> 01:02:47.820
what did I tell you? He looks like a guy that

01:02:47.820 --> 01:02:49.679
could just, like, grab them and just, you know.

01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:52.019
Supposedly, Marty Schottenheimer used to do that.

01:02:52.139 --> 01:02:53.820
He'd walk up and grab somebody in the locker

01:02:53.820 --> 01:02:55.280
room and go, Hey, you, I need to talk to you.

01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:57.800
He was a linebacker, yeah. Yeah. And he'd pull

01:02:57.800 --> 01:02:59.739
them aside to talk to them, but he'd go in there

01:02:59.739 --> 01:03:03.079
and very abruptly go, you, come over here. I

01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:09.260
started watching football on TV in the late 60s

01:03:09.260 --> 01:03:13.500
through the 70s. So what I saw for head coaches

01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:18.539
was everybody was white, everybody was old, and

01:03:18.539 --> 01:03:21.659
everybody was out of shape. These old, fat, white

01:03:21.659 --> 01:03:24.460
men were the head coaches of every single football

01:03:24.460 --> 01:03:28.019
team, and that was just all you saw. The one

01:03:28.019 --> 01:03:30.019
I can remember who was in about the best shape

01:03:30.019 --> 01:03:32.559
was like Tom Landry because he had real good

01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:35.099
posture. Yeah, but the rest of them looked dumpy.

01:03:35.159 --> 01:03:39.139
Yeah, think of Jerry Glanville from the Houston

01:03:39.139 --> 01:03:42.019
Oilers. Big old pot belly. How about Buddy Ryan?

01:03:42.179 --> 01:03:44.679
Buddy Ryan. Big old fat lump of shit. Oh, wait

01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:46.699
a minute. He's deceased. I'm sorry. He's a great

01:03:46.699 --> 01:03:49.659
guy. I love him. Oh, he was so good. So good.

01:03:52.420 --> 01:03:55.179
Charitable. But, yeah, and then at a certain

01:03:55.179 --> 01:03:57.420
point it was we've got to get younger coaches

01:03:57.420 --> 01:04:00.579
because these old guys are like the really old

01:04:00.579 --> 01:04:02.880
generals in the Army who still think you're fighting

01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:05.219
World War II. Yeah, that's true. It's like, no,

01:04:05.340 --> 01:04:07.340
you've got to modernize and get with what everybody

01:04:07.340 --> 01:04:11.820
else is doing. Really, I think the first head

01:04:11.820 --> 01:04:16.960
coach of color I remember was Tom Flores. Yeah,

01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:22.300
that was. Far as I can remember, too. Oh, I remember

01:04:22.300 --> 01:04:25.300
Kevin Keatsman told this story. This was a while

01:04:25.300 --> 01:04:27.480
back, but he said Marty Schottenheimer, when

01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.320
he passed away, he was telling stories about

01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.619
him. He said one time he was getting ready to

01:04:31.619 --> 01:04:34.179
go into the locker room. Marty was just in his

01:04:34.179 --> 01:04:36.780
boxers. He said something that Marty didn't like.

01:04:36.880 --> 01:04:39.539
He ran up there, grabbed him by the collar, and

01:04:39.539 --> 01:04:42.239
said, you come here. And he pulled him into another

01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:44.820
room and chastised him for about 10 minutes.

01:04:45.019 --> 01:04:46.820
And then after that, that was it. It was over.

01:04:47.070 --> 01:04:49.269
Yeah. Kietzman never did what I forgot what he

01:04:49.269 --> 01:04:52.829
said he did or what he said, obviously, you know.

01:04:53.170 --> 01:04:55.250
But I thought that that was pretty cool because

01:04:55.250 --> 01:04:57.530
he said, you know, he had a problem with me.

01:04:57.670 --> 01:05:01.329
He told me what it was. He told me what I had

01:05:01.329 --> 01:05:03.550
to do. And once I did that, I was fine with him.

01:05:03.570 --> 01:05:05.369
He was a gentleman after that. He was like he

01:05:05.369 --> 01:05:07.730
was fine. The problem was taken care of. He didn't

01:05:07.730 --> 01:05:10.550
hold it against him. Yeah. And, you see, I'm

01:05:10.550 --> 01:05:13.030
like you. I like the coaches that are like that.

01:05:13.110 --> 01:05:14.969
But, you know, while we're talking about Schottenheimers,

01:05:14.969 --> 01:05:17.409
I got a question. Yeah. Ryan Schottenheimer,

01:05:17.530 --> 01:05:20.389
how long do you give him to turn the Cowboys

01:05:20.389 --> 01:05:23.309
around before you go, okay, it didn't work? I

01:05:23.309 --> 01:05:25.710
mean, listen, I like Schottenheimer. I like him

01:05:25.710 --> 01:05:27.369
as a person, but I don't think he's a head coach

01:05:27.369 --> 01:05:29.829
material. I never have. I could be wrong. I've

01:05:29.829 --> 01:05:34.929
been wrong about a lot of things. Yeah, something

01:05:34.929 --> 01:05:39.170
that gives me in his favor to give him a little

01:05:39.170 --> 01:05:41.250
extra time is the fact that his owner is Jerry

01:05:41.250 --> 01:05:46.210
Jones. Yeah, Jerry Jones is notorious. But like

01:05:46.210 --> 01:05:49.050
you, he strikes me as the kind of guy that will

01:05:49.050 --> 01:05:52.170
make an okay head coach if he's got great coordinators.

01:05:52.869 --> 01:05:54.809
But if you've got great coordinators, they're

01:05:54.809 --> 01:05:56.289
going to be hired away from you at the end of

01:05:56.289 --> 01:06:00.349
the year. So you've got to keep hiring guys to

01:06:00.349 --> 01:06:04.090
help carry your team. I think he can be a decent

01:06:04.090 --> 01:06:06.989
interim kind of head coach, but you're still

01:06:06.989 --> 01:06:10.590
looking for that next person who's a real fireball.

01:06:10.730 --> 01:06:13.469
Maybe he's a cost control guy. They got him on

01:06:13.469 --> 01:06:14.909
the cheap, and they're like, we're not ready

01:06:14.909 --> 01:06:18.849
to win anyhow. But also, I think he's assigned

01:06:18.849 --> 01:06:21.909
with turning Dak Prescott around, but there is

01:06:21.909 --> 01:06:24.030
no turning him around. What you have is what

01:06:24.030 --> 01:06:25.730
you have. Yeah, pretty much. You've got to figure

01:06:25.730 --> 01:06:28.090
this is what Dak is. He had a great game against

01:06:28.090 --> 01:06:30.789
the Raiders. Now he's going to go play the Eagles

01:06:30.789 --> 01:06:32.869
or somebody and just get demolished. I mean,

01:06:32.889 --> 01:06:35.909
it's just the way it is. Will Matthew Stafford

01:06:35.909 --> 01:06:40.849
finally get the MVP? You know, I think he's seriously

01:06:40.849 --> 01:06:44.079
in the running for it. Yes, and I wish he would.

01:06:44.340 --> 01:06:47.059
My big boss at work, he's a Rams fan because

01:06:47.059 --> 01:06:49.019
he lived in St. Louis for a long time while they

01:06:49.019 --> 01:06:52.340
were there. And I admire he sticks with his team.

01:06:52.360 --> 01:06:53.800
He doesn't matter. I keep telling him, I go,

01:06:53.900 --> 01:06:57.239
hey, the water's warm. Come on over. He's like,

01:06:57.340 --> 01:06:59.480
look, I don't have anything against them, but,

01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:01.739
you know, no, no, no, no, no. I'm with the Rams,

01:07:01.860 --> 01:07:04.599
and I got to commend him for that, for not jumping

01:07:04.599 --> 01:07:07.260
ship like a couple other guys. They actually

01:07:07.260 --> 01:07:08.679
used to be the Cleveland Rams. Did you know that?

01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:12.000
Yes. That's where they originated. Originated

01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:15.119
in Cleveland. And then they went to L .A. L .A.,

01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:17.579
then to St. Louis, then back to L .A. And then

01:07:17.579 --> 01:07:21.440
to St. Louis and now to L .A. Or Anaheim or whatever.

01:07:21.619 --> 01:07:24.960
Whatever the hell they are. Okay, so I hope so.

01:07:26.820 --> 01:07:29.760
Will Jared Goff get to the promised land? Okay,

01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:32.360
I know he did. I know he did already. And he

01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:34.320
played up against Tom Brady, which is not fair.

01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:36.840
But he did shit his pants. He did not have a

01:07:36.840 --> 01:07:39.820
good game. will he ever make it to the promised

01:07:39.820 --> 01:07:44.460
land and at least put up a fight? And this is

01:07:44.460 --> 01:07:48.539
with Detroit, of course. Yeah. I don't know.

01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:53.219
I think he has the ability, but I think in Detroit

01:07:53.219 --> 01:07:55.960
it's not going to happen for him. I still think

01:07:55.960 --> 01:07:59.820
their head coach is about 80 % of what he needs

01:07:59.820 --> 01:08:02.679
to be to get him to the Super Bowl. Yeah. I also

01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:06.199
think Dan Campbell, to me, Just by the observations

01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:09.239
and a lot of pictures and thoughts and the way

01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:12.300
people said things, I think he's kind of a bounty

01:08:12.300 --> 01:08:14.659
guy. Like, hey, you go out there and you take

01:08:14.659 --> 01:08:16.880
out their quarterback so we can win. Because

01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:19.239
Mahomes was not very appreciative of him after

01:08:19.239 --> 01:08:21.640
that game, you could tell. Now, why would you

01:08:21.640 --> 01:08:24.260
do that? Because someone told you to hit too

01:08:24.260 --> 01:08:27.689
hard. late and you don't care, get a penalty,

01:08:27.729 --> 01:08:30.430
but knock the piss out. Yeah, players are pretty

01:08:30.430 --> 01:08:32.310
good at figuring that out pretty quick that,

01:08:32.329 --> 01:08:34.510
you know, okay, they're out here to injure us

01:08:34.510 --> 01:08:37.029
and get us off the playing field. Yes. Yeah.

01:08:37.630 --> 01:08:39.909
That's where a switchblade works really well.

01:08:40.569 --> 01:08:42.470
Cut their juggler while they're on the ground.

01:08:42.529 --> 01:08:45.090
They're not fucking with you anymore. Yeah, go

01:08:45.090 --> 01:08:49.930
ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's pretty telling.

01:08:49.989 --> 01:08:53.090
And it sends a message to your team is we're

01:08:53.090 --> 01:08:55.609
not good enough to win in fair open competition.

01:08:55.689 --> 01:08:59.529
So here's how I want you to cheat. And, you know,

01:08:59.529 --> 01:09:02.510
these are your union brothers, but I want you

01:09:02.510 --> 01:09:04.210
to go out there and hurt them and possibly end

01:09:04.210 --> 01:09:06.770
their career. Yeah, and I don't know this for

01:09:06.770 --> 01:09:09.670
sure, but it sure looked like it by the demeanor,

01:09:09.670 --> 01:09:12.069
the actions, and what happened on the field.

01:09:12.130 --> 01:09:13.689
It looked to me like that could be what's going

01:09:13.689 --> 01:09:15.909
on. And all it would take if you're one player

01:09:15.909 --> 01:09:18.550
to say, yeah, that's what he told me. And even

01:09:18.550 --> 01:09:20.590
if they couldn't prove it, the stink of it would

01:09:20.590 --> 01:09:23.590
get people to turn away from the Lions. And I

01:09:23.590 --> 01:09:25.329
could be very wrong, but that's one of the reasons

01:09:25.329 --> 01:09:28.510
I don't really like Dan Campbell that well. And

01:09:28.510 --> 01:09:31.050
historically speaking, the Lions have been a

01:09:31.050 --> 01:09:33.710
dirty playing team. Yeah, and I don't think this

01:09:33.710 --> 01:09:36.630
is any different. And traditionally those types

01:09:36.630 --> 01:09:38.630
of teams, they fade out in the playoffs, which

01:09:38.630 --> 01:09:41.649
is what happened in the playoffs. Plus they get

01:09:41.649 --> 01:09:47.159
fined into oblivion. Yeah. Yes. Jared Goff, no?

01:09:48.079 --> 01:09:52.020
No. I don't think so either. I'll say no. And

01:09:52.020 --> 01:09:54.260
I'm not even sure if he's going to make the championship

01:09:54.260 --> 01:09:57.100
game anymore. And I could be wrong on that too,

01:09:57.180 --> 01:09:59.579
but we'll see. It's odd. I think he should stay

01:09:59.579 --> 01:10:02.520
in Detroit because that's his best situation

01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:04.180
right now, but I don't think Detroit's going

01:10:04.180 --> 01:10:07.039
to get him anywhere but playoffs each season

01:10:07.039 --> 01:10:09.500
and then win a game or two, but then you're done.

01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:11.420
I think Campbell's looking for the guy while

01:10:11.420 --> 01:10:13.310
he's got Goff. He's like, look, we're going to

01:10:13.310 --> 01:10:17.649
be in the playoffs every year, but we're probably

01:10:17.649 --> 01:10:20.310
not going to go that far until I find the guy.

01:10:20.470 --> 01:10:22.029
And then I think you're going to start seeing

01:10:22.029 --> 01:10:24.130
in the next couple of years him trying to draft

01:10:24.130 --> 01:10:27.350
that guy. And he'll need to schmooze Goff in

01:10:27.350 --> 01:10:30.109
order to keep him around as a mentor. Yeah, and

01:10:30.109 --> 01:10:32.189
I think Goff will do that. I would say, yeah.

01:10:32.229 --> 01:10:34.890
Goff is the most boring person or the most boring

01:10:34.890 --> 01:10:38.210
football player ever. He always has the same

01:10:38.210 --> 01:10:42.310
look on his face. Never says much, even on the

01:10:42.310 --> 01:10:45.210
field. He's like a scoop of vanilla ice cream

01:10:45.210 --> 01:10:51.529
on a white piece of paper. Yes. That's him. Yeah.

01:10:51.649 --> 01:10:56.010
Hey, Jared, are you happy you won? Yeah. Hey,

01:10:56.069 --> 01:10:57.649
Jared, are you pissed off you share the first

01:10:57.649 --> 01:11:00.729
name with that pedophile from Subway? Yeah. Yeah.

01:11:02.229 --> 01:11:06.449
At least they don't call me Chomo. and slapped

01:11:06.449 --> 01:11:10.189
me in the face every morning. That fucking piece

01:11:10.189 --> 01:11:13.890
of crap, not Jared Goff, but Jared Vogel, yeah,

01:11:14.029 --> 01:11:16.310
was complaining about getting smashed in the

01:11:16.310 --> 01:11:20.850
face every morning. Poor baby. Aw. Poor pedophile.

01:11:20.989 --> 01:11:23.750
Too bad. Who knew that prison could be unpleasant?

01:11:24.170 --> 01:11:27.130
Geez. Wow. Tell us all about it, Jared. Maybe

01:11:27.130 --> 01:11:29.069
that's part of the reason you don't commit a

01:11:29.069 --> 01:11:31.489
crime is because prison sucks. That's why you

01:11:31.489 --> 01:11:33.770
don't bang children, you piece of shit, unless

01:11:33.770 --> 01:11:36.420
you're in Congress. Well, that's true. Or a fluid.

01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:40.140
Yeah, or Tom Hanks. Allegedly. Allegedly. Or

01:11:40.140 --> 01:11:43.420
J .P. Morgan, allegedly. One of Tom Hanks' kids

01:11:43.420 --> 01:11:48.119
wrote a tell -all book that says she remembers

01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:52.880
human sacrifice taking place. I believe it. Yeah.

01:11:53.340 --> 01:11:56.500
He is of that ilk and of that crowd, in my opinion.

01:11:57.060 --> 01:12:00.340
Grease is trying to revoke his citizenship and

01:12:00.340 --> 01:12:02.239
kick his ass out. They're done with him. They're

01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:04.239
just like, this guy is too weird, too creepy,

01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:07.239
too disgusting. Get him the hell out of here.

01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.260
Good for Grease. Yeah, no, I agree. Good for

01:12:11.260 --> 01:12:13.220
them. Because Grease is one of those ones that

01:12:13.220 --> 01:12:14.979
you come up and just take residency and they

01:12:14.979 --> 01:12:16.720
don't care. Although, when I lived there, they

01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.800
wouldn't let us go to school there. Yeah. Thanks

01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:21.840
a lot, guys. Appreciate it. I had to relive fucking

01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:24.760
third grade over here. No wonder I don't want

01:12:24.760 --> 01:12:30.500
to live there. Yeah. So, anyhow. All right. Who

01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:35.600
is the best team in the NFL today? I'm going

01:12:35.600 --> 01:12:40.939
to say Patriots right now. Second place would

01:12:40.939 --> 01:12:47.770
probably be. I don't know. I'm trying to think

01:12:47.770 --> 01:12:49.869
of some of the NFC. The Bears are doing really

01:12:49.869 --> 01:12:52.050
well, but they're not really winning in a convincing

01:12:52.050 --> 01:12:56.250
fashion. They're just winning. I'm going to go

01:12:56.250 --> 01:13:00.989
with Patriots and Denver behind them because

01:13:00.989 --> 01:13:05.529
they've got such a defense. And you just can't

01:13:05.529 --> 01:13:10.270
argue with the success they're having. The Chargers

01:13:10.270 --> 01:13:13.189
have kind of fumbled, crumbled. Yeah, we knew

01:13:13.189 --> 01:13:15.260
they would, though. That's kind of what Justin

01:13:15.260 --> 01:13:18.560
Herbert's been doing is he looks great for a

01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:20.439
while, and then he crumbles and has really crap

01:13:20.439 --> 01:13:23.300
games. Yeah, there's something about the amount

01:13:23.300 --> 01:13:26.100
of pressure we put on him. You know, if he starts

01:13:26.100 --> 01:13:28.439
getting beat up pretty good, he loses his mind,

01:13:28.479 --> 01:13:30.739
in my opinion. It just looks like he just all

01:13:30.739 --> 01:13:32.500
of a sudden, all this great decision -making

01:13:32.500 --> 01:13:34.920
and these pinpoint throws just go to hell. It's

01:13:34.920 --> 01:13:36.520
just kind of what's happening to Mahomes right

01:13:36.520 --> 01:13:39.500
now. It is. But Mahomes has had this before,

01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:41.020
and he's straightened it out. I mean, look at

01:13:41.020 --> 01:13:43.060
the Raiders game on Christmas Day two years ago.

01:13:43.260 --> 01:13:45.939
True. You couldn't have got any lower. And that's

01:13:45.939 --> 01:13:49.020
why I'm not quite sure if the season is really

01:13:49.020 --> 01:13:52.859
over. Because did we have them? They were dead.

01:13:53.399 --> 01:13:56.060
Everybody in the world said, that's it, it's

01:13:56.060 --> 01:13:58.420
over, runs over. And they went on to win another

01:13:58.420 --> 01:14:02.140
Super Bowl that year. Yeah. So maybe these punches

01:14:02.140 --> 01:14:04.600
in the face, like they got from the Raiders,

01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:08.079
are wake -up calls. Yeah. Or maybe not. There's

01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:11.729
only, you know. Like Second Lives, do you think

01:14:11.729 --> 01:14:13.770
there's only a certain amount of them in this

01:14:13.770 --> 01:14:16.949
world that you get? Yeah. Yeah. Did they use

01:14:16.949 --> 01:14:18.609
them all up and now they've got to reinvent it?

01:14:18.649 --> 01:14:21.789
I think probably so. Yeah, could be. But I'm

01:14:21.789 --> 01:14:23.689
still not convinced of that, so they could still

01:14:23.689 --> 01:14:26.510
do something with the season. A big thing in

01:14:26.510 --> 01:14:28.930
their way is right now the three teams that are

01:14:28.930 --> 01:14:32.649
in the wild card hunt, Chiefs have lost to all

01:14:32.649 --> 01:14:35.390
three of them. Yes. So they would have to actually,

01:14:35.569 --> 01:14:37.170
they couldn't tie the record, they have to actually

01:14:37.170 --> 01:14:39.380
get a better record. They could overtake the

01:14:39.380 --> 01:14:41.720
Chargers because they played them once. If they

01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:43.699
win the next game and then go ahead of them,

01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:46.380
they could overtake them. They play the Colts,

01:14:46.380 --> 01:14:48.779
and the Colts are capable of losing a couple

01:14:48.779 --> 01:14:53.340
more games easily. So they have a shot, but I

01:14:53.340 --> 01:14:57.720
don't know. They're 5 -5, so if they win all

01:14:57.720 --> 01:14:59.939
the rest of their games, they'll finish 12 -5.

01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:03.050
I think they have to. Which is enough to get

01:15:03.050 --> 01:15:05.409
you in the playoffs by any stretch. Yeah. But

01:15:05.409 --> 01:15:07.890
I don't see the Chiefs going 7 -0 the rest of

01:15:07.890 --> 01:15:09.510
the way. No, I don't either. Just don't see it.

01:15:09.729 --> 01:15:14.050
No. Are the Colts for real? Yeah, I think they're

01:15:14.050 --> 01:15:16.130
for real this year. Until the playoffs, I think.

01:15:16.310 --> 01:15:19.170
Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Jonathan Taylor.

01:15:19.310 --> 01:15:20.590
Actually, they do well in the playoffs, yeah.

01:15:20.789 --> 01:15:24.170
Yeah, Jonathan Taylor is carrying that team.

01:15:24.810 --> 01:15:27.710
I mean, if he gets injured or loses a step because

01:15:27.710 --> 01:15:30.300
of an ankle or something. They might be in trouble,

01:15:30.340 --> 01:15:32.319
but right now they are firing on all cylinders.

01:15:32.420 --> 01:15:35.159
Their defense is good. I mean, yeah, I think

01:15:35.159 --> 01:15:37.819
the Colts are for real, but so are the Patriots.

01:15:37.819 --> 01:15:39.979
Yeah. I was trying to remember the last time

01:15:39.979 --> 01:15:41.899
the Colts were in the Super Bowl, and I think

01:15:41.899 --> 01:15:47.220
that was Super Bowl VI against Dallas. Who? The

01:15:47.220 --> 01:15:51.180
Colts. No, Peyton Manning. Didn't he win one

01:15:51.180 --> 01:15:55.579
with them? Oh, that's true. That's true. Um,

01:15:55.579 --> 01:15:58.340
shoot. I was under the impression that he didn't

01:15:58.340 --> 01:16:00.479
win in Indy, but he did in Denver, but I think

01:16:00.479 --> 01:16:02.100
he won in both places. He won in both places.

01:16:02.100 --> 01:16:04.760
They got rid of him in favor of the guy that

01:16:04.760 --> 01:16:10.119
got hurt all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot

01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:12.220
his name. Because he didn't last long. No, he

01:16:12.220 --> 01:16:15.279
didn't last long because, yeah, his fucking,

01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:18.500
what was it, something exploded when he got hit

01:16:18.500 --> 01:16:20.939
the last time, and he finally came back and said,

01:16:20.960 --> 01:16:24.869
I'm done. Oh, was that Chris Sims? No, no. He

01:16:24.869 --> 01:16:26.949
played for somebody else. Hang on. Because his

01:16:26.949 --> 01:16:29.130
spleen exploded, and that's why he quit. Andrew

01:16:29.130 --> 01:16:30.970
Luck. Andrew Luck, yeah, that's right. He quit.

01:16:31.109 --> 01:16:34.310
Yeah. But no, I remember the Colts were in Super

01:16:34.310 --> 01:16:37.590
Bowl IV, and the Jets beat them. Yes. And then

01:16:37.590 --> 01:16:39.789
the leagues merged, and the Colts went from the

01:16:39.789 --> 01:16:44.529
NFC to the AFC. And in Super Bowl VI, they played

01:16:44.529 --> 01:16:48.670
Dallas, and it was nicknamed the Blooper Bowl

01:16:48.670 --> 01:16:50.550
because both teams played like crap. Oh, I remember

01:16:50.550 --> 01:16:54.630
that. Baltimore Colts. They were Baltimore at

01:16:54.630 --> 01:16:56.750
the time. Baltimore Colts scraped out a win.

01:16:56.810 --> 01:16:58.970
Have Indianapolis Colts ever won a Super Bowl?

01:17:00.310 --> 01:17:02.989
But then it was a long stretch until Peyton Manning.

01:17:04.170 --> 01:17:08.989
Yes. They've won two Super Bowls. Against the

01:17:08.989 --> 01:17:13.149
Baltimore Colts in 1971. Yeah. Isn't that interesting?

01:17:13.670 --> 01:17:17.210
And then against the Indianapolis Colts. Oh,

01:17:17.250 --> 01:17:21.399
wait a minute. No, no, no. It is. Yeah. The Indianapolis

01:17:21.399 --> 01:17:23.300
Colts have won two Super Bowls. They won Super

01:17:23.300 --> 01:17:27.340
Bowl 5. No, no, no, hang on. No, Super Bowl 5

01:17:27.340 --> 01:17:29.539
is the Baltimore Colts in 1971. Okay, it was

01:17:29.539 --> 01:17:32.420
5 instead of 6. Yeah, it was. And Super Bowl

01:17:32.420 --> 01:17:40.390
31, I believe. Yeah. In 2007. Okay. Okay, that's

01:17:40.390 --> 01:17:42.229
right. Yeah, the Chiefs won number four, and

01:17:42.229 --> 01:17:44.449
then the Colts won number five. Yeah, yeah, and

01:17:44.449 --> 01:17:46.250
then they came back with Manning and won, and

01:17:46.250 --> 01:17:48.090
then they replaced Manning. He had a shoulder

01:17:48.090 --> 01:17:51.369
injury. Yeah. And they traded Manning to Denver.

01:17:51.550 --> 01:17:55.810
Yeah. And they signed Andrew Luck previous. Yeah.

01:17:55.850 --> 01:17:58.989
Well, they drafted him. Yeah. And he was great

01:17:58.989 --> 01:18:03.350
while he lasted. Yeah. So, will Sam Darnold wet

01:18:03.350 --> 01:18:07.359
his leg in the playoffs? I'm going to say, yeah,

01:18:07.460 --> 01:18:09.840
he shows a pattern so far. I'm going to say,

01:18:09.939 --> 01:18:14.920
yeah. I'm going to say no because I hope he doesn't.

01:18:15.340 --> 01:18:17.859
I would love to see him and Jonathan Taylor just

01:18:17.859 --> 01:18:20.800
kick all four of my ass. And also, that brings

01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:23.260
a middle of America, heart of America to the

01:18:23.260 --> 01:18:25.340
Super Bowl again, which I love because the hosts

01:18:25.340 --> 01:18:27.979
flip out. Oh, yeah, they did. Oh, my God, I can't

01:18:27.979 --> 01:18:29.720
stop motherfucking them. Oh, yeah, they're not

01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:31.600
for real. Oh, yeah, they suck. They got Sam Darnold

01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:35.420
off. You know, yeah, the talking idiots. I'm

01:18:35.420 --> 01:18:38.260
quite like Skip Tart Ballas. Oh, I've been leaving

01:18:38.260 --> 01:18:40.840
a string of fucking all kinds of stuff on his

01:18:40.840 --> 01:18:45.840
ex. Saying that every time he looks down at his

01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.039
extremely underdeveloped penis, he gets angry

01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:51.920
and lashes out at my homes. It hasn't been taken

01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:56.319
down yet. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. And asked

01:18:56.319 --> 01:19:00.399
him about his legal problems. Hey, Skippy. Anyone

01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:04.979
ever look at you? Huh. I know there's some people

01:19:04.979 --> 01:19:07.859
that looked at you in a lawsuit with Fox Sports,

01:19:08.039 --> 01:19:11.699
maybe. Hmm. Skippy, do you have something you

01:19:11.699 --> 01:19:13.800
don't want to talk about, Skippy? Is that it?

01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:16.500
Aw, you little fella, little guy, poor little

01:19:16.500 --> 01:19:20.319
guy. Little pale little piece of shit. All right,

01:19:20.439 --> 01:19:23.680
Skippy, eat my dick. I really hope that Skip

01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:25.539
Bayless is just playing a character, because

01:19:25.539 --> 01:19:27.659
if he's really that way in real life, what a

01:19:27.659 --> 01:19:31.250
tragic waste of a life. Ugh. I think he plays

01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:34.770
a character to a fault. Yeah. I think he thinks

01:19:34.770 --> 01:19:37.670
that he's that smart and that uber talented when

01:19:37.670 --> 01:19:39.590
actually he's a little, little frail piece of

01:19:39.590 --> 01:19:42.449
shit. And actually, you know, if you play that

01:19:42.449 --> 01:19:45.689
role for so long and so well, what's the difference

01:19:45.689 --> 01:19:47.829
between playing it and being it? There is no

01:19:47.829 --> 01:19:49.750
difference. I would love to meet him in person

01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:51.970
because I would grab him by the collar and go,

01:19:52.010 --> 01:19:55.310
what did you say about Mahomes? And then see

01:19:55.310 --> 01:20:01.319
his reaction. I really like him. I would recommend

01:20:01.319 --> 01:20:04.000
wearing some of those, like, fisherman's hip

01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:06.420
waders. If you grab him by the collar, he's going

01:20:06.420 --> 01:20:11.239
to start peeing. Yeah. All right. Are the 49ers

01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:12.939
toast? They didn't look like it. They got Brock

01:20:12.939 --> 01:20:14.720
hurting back, and they're playing well, and they

01:20:14.720 --> 01:20:17.539
can make the playoffs. Not playoffs. I don't

01:20:17.539 --> 01:20:19.810
think they're toast. But as far as a championship

01:20:19.810 --> 01:20:22.069
caliber team, I think that ship has sailed at

01:20:22.069 --> 01:20:24.729
least for now. Yeah, yeah. They've got too much

01:20:24.729 --> 01:20:27.930
of a hole to dig out of. The Rams and the Seahawks

01:20:27.930 --> 01:20:30.630
are going to keep chipping away at them. Oh,

01:20:30.649 --> 01:20:33.489
yeah. They have a way of reinventing themselves.

01:20:34.010 --> 01:20:36.409
I mean, McCaffrey was like the biggest catalyst

01:20:36.409 --> 01:20:38.689
of that. Then they did some pretty good drafting

01:20:38.689 --> 01:20:41.729
and signing and stuff. But I think as far as

01:20:41.729 --> 01:20:45.779
their championship level play, I think that's

01:20:45.779 --> 01:20:47.880
it for now. And it could be for the Chiefs, too,

01:20:47.939 --> 01:20:51.520
very easily. Yeah, that's true. It's interesting

01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:53.960
to think back when McCaffrey got injured this

01:20:53.960 --> 01:20:56.539
last time and then all the reports started coming

01:20:56.539 --> 01:21:00.819
out about his degenerative disease for his legs

01:21:00.819 --> 01:21:02.520
and the hips. And they said, oh, he's just never

01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:04.279
going to play. He can't run anymore. He's just

01:21:04.279 --> 01:21:07.460
downhill from here. All that must have been bullshit

01:21:07.460 --> 01:21:09.659
because he's just fine. You know, he's running.

01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:15.460
He's not hurt. He's running hard. the stolen

01:21:15.460 --> 01:21:18.039
infant stem cells injected directly into his

01:21:18.039 --> 01:21:24.039
hips. Oh, yeah. I just found a bonus. Oh? Before

01:21:24.039 --> 01:21:26.739
all the stuff that happened, you know, and everything,

01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:28.859
and we're going to do a podcast that week, right?

01:21:29.060 --> 01:21:31.960
Yeah. Okay, I have some leftover bullet points,

01:21:32.020 --> 01:21:33.800
and some of them are pretty good. All right,

01:21:33.979 --> 01:21:35.819
let's do it. I didn't even know I had this. One

01:21:35.819 --> 01:21:38.520
of my favorite is, is Skip Bayless a latent homosexual

01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:40.680
and despises the Chiefs because he's secretly

01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:43.979
attracted to Kelsey and Mahomes? Yes. Yes, absolutely,

01:21:44.180 --> 01:21:47.520
100%. He wears dresses and wishes he was out

01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:50.199
on a date with him. Allegedly. And he's not an

01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:52.460
asshole because he's gay. He's an asshole because

01:21:52.460 --> 01:21:55.199
he's in denial. That's very, thank you. That's

01:21:55.199 --> 01:21:57.880
the main point. Yes, that's the point right there.

01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:01.340
Yeah. Yeah, he's in denial and he thinks it's

01:22:01.340 --> 01:22:04.500
not proper and it hurts him every day. Yeah.

01:22:04.579 --> 01:22:06.779
And while he wears his dress and walks around,

01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:09.449
he has those life -size... what do they call

01:22:09.449 --> 01:22:12.329
them, the life -size cutout of them. Yeah, the

01:22:12.329 --> 01:22:14.390
stand -ups. Yeah, he dances with them at night.

01:22:14.590 --> 01:22:17.670
He plays jazz music and dances with them at night

01:22:17.670 --> 01:22:21.649
in his dress. And he probably bought a female

01:22:21.649 --> 01:22:24.149
blow -up doll, but then he puts a 15 jersey on

01:22:24.149 --> 01:22:29.750
it. Yeah. And before anyone wets down their leg,

01:22:29.949 --> 01:22:32.949
it's a joke, all of it. So, yeah, so get off

01:22:32.949 --> 01:22:36.010
of that tip right now before you go there. Yeah,

01:22:36.010 --> 01:22:38.689
especially in the emails. Man, people love to

01:22:38.689 --> 01:22:40.770
take jabs in emails, and they don't understand

01:22:40.770 --> 01:22:43.170
it. I love it. Yeah. I'm like, hey, someone was

01:22:43.170 --> 01:22:46.170
so mad at me that they took time to call me a

01:22:46.170 --> 01:22:49.590
bunch of names. All right, anyhow, should Russell

01:22:49.590 --> 01:22:52.850
Wilson retire immediately? Yes. Yes. Oh, my gosh.

01:22:53.289 --> 01:22:55.750
Why are people still paying that man? I have

01:22:55.750 --> 01:23:01.510
no idea. Oh, I agree. And arguably, you could

01:23:01.510 --> 01:23:04.289
say he's played his way out of any kind of Hall

01:23:04.289 --> 01:23:06.789
of Fame consideration. Yeah. Unless the Football

01:23:06.789 --> 01:23:08.710
Hall of Fame turns into the Rock and Roll Hall

01:23:08.710 --> 01:23:10.609
of Fame. In that case, you know, who cares? Yeah,

01:23:10.670 --> 01:23:12.630
yeah, then who cares? The Rock and Roll Hall

01:23:12.630 --> 01:23:14.609
of Fame, it's a joke. Oh, it's a piece of crap.

01:23:14.909 --> 01:23:17.109
It's just stupid. Half the people that get inducted

01:23:17.109 --> 01:23:20.390
don't give a shit. I remember, even when we started

01:23:20.390 --> 01:23:23.149
with the Music Creeps, we'd talk about the Hall

01:23:23.149 --> 01:23:25.750
of Fame inductees and who should be. Now it just

01:23:25.750 --> 01:23:27.609
doesn't matter because they're so irrelevant.

01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:30.840
They've shown themselves like whoever's popular

01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:32.979
and will get visitors, that's who we'll put in

01:23:32.979 --> 01:23:35.739
here. You know, they'd put Donald Trump in tomorrow

01:23:35.739 --> 01:23:37.239
if they thought it would get them more visitors.

01:23:37.239 --> 01:23:40.479
Yeah, they would. If they thought they were going

01:23:40.479 --> 01:23:43.039
to get the right -wing conservatives all in there

01:23:43.039 --> 01:23:44.779
to flock, they'd put them in there. Yeah, they

01:23:44.779 --> 01:23:46.659
just don't care. It's all a money thing, and

01:23:46.659 --> 01:23:50.640
that's it. All right. This one, I love this question.

01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:53.039
I mean, you know, that first couple was kind

01:23:53.039 --> 01:23:54.899
of tongue -in -cheek. This is actually really

01:23:54.899 --> 01:23:59.270
serious. Get a quarterback. So as an example,

01:23:59.390 --> 01:24:03.189
Josh Allen eclipsed a Super Bowl winner like

01:24:03.189 --> 01:24:06.909
Mahomes just because their play is better during

01:24:06.909 --> 01:24:09.750
the regular season. Like Dan Marino is in the

01:24:09.750 --> 01:24:12.789
Hall of Fame, but they don't put him above anyone

01:24:12.789 --> 01:24:14.449
that's won a Super Bowl. They're always like,

01:24:14.470 --> 01:24:16.109
yeah, he's great, but there's always that thought

01:24:16.109 --> 01:24:18.470
like - He never got a ring. He never got a ring.

01:24:18.750 --> 01:24:21.590
So, and it wasn't necessarily his fault. I mean,

01:24:21.609 --> 01:24:25.069
they - Was it Dan Reeves' defense? No, no, no,

01:24:25.069 --> 01:24:26.909
not Dan Reeves. Mike Shula. Mike Shula, yeah.

01:24:27.029 --> 01:24:31.310
He didn't have any defense ever, yeah. I'm going

01:24:31.310 --> 01:24:34.689
to say yes. I think that's trending that way

01:24:34.689 --> 01:24:38.470
because that's another thing that's really changed

01:24:38.470 --> 01:24:41.369
over the past couple of decades. is I got so

01:24:41.369 --> 01:24:43.890
sick of hearing, well, he never got a Super Bowl

01:24:43.890 --> 01:24:45.470
ring, so he's not going to get considered one.

01:24:45.470 --> 01:24:47.449
It doesn't take away from his greatness. Yeah,

01:24:47.550 --> 01:24:49.810
anymore people are like, who cares? Only one

01:24:49.810 --> 01:24:52.430
person gets a Super Bowl ring each year, one

01:24:52.430 --> 01:24:56.149
quarterback. I agree. So there's 31 other great

01:24:56.149 --> 01:24:58.250
starting quarterbacks that season. You can't

01:24:58.250 --> 01:25:00.810
just ignore them all. So I'm going to say, yeah,

01:25:00.890 --> 01:25:03.270
you're going to see a lot more quarterbacks who

01:25:03.270 --> 01:25:06.850
never got a championship ring being rightfully

01:25:06.850 --> 01:25:10.039
inducted into the Hall of Fame. I agree. and

01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:11.960
they're going to see people who got one ring

01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:13.680
and really didn't deserve it, and they're not

01:25:13.680 --> 01:25:16.260
going to get automatically pulled in. No, I agree.

01:25:16.520 --> 01:25:20.800
Yeah. All great points. I was on it when I wrote

01:25:20.800 --> 01:25:23.260
these. I was on it. This is good here. I like

01:25:23.260 --> 01:25:28.239
this one too. I consider Mahomes the best quarterback

01:25:28.239 --> 01:25:31.279
in the league, body of work, stats, earlier maybe

01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:33.779
not. Well, his stats aren't bad this year either,

01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:36.439
really. Yeah. But, I mean, he's up in the top

01:25:36.439 --> 01:25:40.569
three or four in yardage, Decent quarterback

01:25:40.569 --> 01:25:43.770
to interception rate, which is getting worse.

01:25:44.649 --> 01:25:49.789
Okay, if he's the best, who's the second best?

01:25:54.930 --> 01:26:00.909
I'm probably going to say Josh Allen. Lamar Jackson's

01:26:00.909 --> 01:26:02.369
kind of falling off a little bit. I'm kind of

01:26:02.369 --> 01:26:06.270
going Jalen Hurts. Well, that's true. He's not

01:26:06.270 --> 01:26:09.500
flashy. He doesn't throw for a lot of yards,

01:26:09.539 --> 01:26:12.340
but every play he has to make, he makes. And

01:26:12.340 --> 01:26:14.100
he does it perfectly, precisely. Well, that is

01:26:14.100 --> 01:26:16.979
true. That is true. I don't see the NFC as often.

01:26:17.760 --> 01:26:19.979
No, but I'll tell you what. Every one of those,

01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:22.399
the games that they won where he had to make

01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:26.220
that play, he did. Yeah, and he doesn't look

01:26:26.220 --> 01:26:29.859
desperate doing it. No, he's smooth. Yeah. I

01:26:29.859 --> 01:26:33.439
mean, he's not as flashy and on that trickery,

01:26:33.539 --> 01:26:35.779
but I would almost put him up there with Mahomes.

01:26:36.319 --> 01:26:39.460
Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely a good point. He

01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:43.079
has a ring. He's been there twice. He's a good

01:26:43.079 --> 01:26:45.659
person. I mean, not that that has anything to

01:26:45.659 --> 01:26:48.899
do with overall talent, but I think Jalen Hurts

01:26:48.899 --> 01:26:51.779
and then Josh Allen because Josh Allen has a

01:26:51.779 --> 01:26:56.520
tendency to wet the bed. Well, yeah, yeah. Joe

01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:58.680
Burrow, you can't because his body of work is

01:26:58.680 --> 01:27:00.979
incomplete. He's always injured, so I'm not even

01:27:00.979 --> 01:27:03.340
going to consider him. Lamar Jackson, injured

01:27:03.340 --> 01:27:07.729
and inconsistent. Yeah. So, all right. That's

01:27:07.729 --> 01:27:10.689
a good question. I was on it, and I'm glad I

01:27:10.689 --> 01:27:12.250
found these. I just started pilfering through

01:27:12.250 --> 01:27:14.689
here for the music creeps, and I'm like, hey,

01:27:14.770 --> 01:27:17.390
what's this? Yeah. Now I remember it. So, all

01:27:17.390 --> 01:27:23.189
right. Okay. Let's see. If you could pick one

01:27:23.189 --> 01:27:25.890
Harbaugh brother to beat every game you play

01:27:25.890 --> 01:27:29.550
from here on out, which would it be? Jim. Yeah.

01:27:30.050 --> 01:27:32.630
Yeah. That's the one in Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah.

01:27:32.670 --> 01:27:35.149
He's in our division. Yeah. Although I just.

01:27:35.479 --> 01:27:37.220
I dislike them both, and I think they're both

01:27:37.220 --> 01:27:39.899
assholes. They just have an asshole look on their

01:27:39.899 --> 01:27:42.680
face. Maybe they're not really, but I just don't

01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:46.739
like them. Yeah, something that rubs me wrong

01:27:46.739 --> 01:27:51.300
about Jim Harbaugh is I think it's an intentional

01:27:51.300 --> 01:27:54.479
look that he's getting. He's on the sideline,

01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:57.640
and his glasses are sliding down his nose, and

01:27:57.640 --> 01:28:00.020
he's squinting up at the scoreboard for the replay,

01:28:00.260 --> 01:28:03.229
and his mouth is hanging open. And for all the

01:28:03.229 --> 01:28:05.210
world, he looks like he's intentionally trying

01:28:05.210 --> 01:28:07.909
to look like the confused grandpa because he

01:28:07.909 --> 01:28:10.729
wants you to underestimate him. I think there's

01:28:10.729 --> 01:28:14.029
a lot of truth in that. Yeah, it's like the used

01:28:14.029 --> 01:28:17.529
car dealerships where the guy acts like an idiot

01:28:17.529 --> 01:28:20.329
and a bumpkin because that'll get people to think,

01:28:20.409 --> 01:28:22.569
hey, he's an idiot, I can take advantage of him.

01:28:22.829 --> 01:28:25.409
like a guy used to a guy used to work with he

01:28:25.409 --> 01:28:28.810
paid like 5 000 more for his big ford truck and

01:28:28.810 --> 01:28:31.430
a guy did that and he come in bragging about

01:28:31.430 --> 01:28:35.090
it and everything yeah and and the guy told me

01:28:35.090 --> 01:28:37.050
he kind of slipped up and he said if he did another

01:28:37.050 --> 01:28:39.430
deal like this they'd have to shut the place

01:28:39.430 --> 01:28:41.550
down and we're all looking at each other because

01:28:41.550 --> 01:28:44.890
another guy well the the boss he was trying to

01:28:44.890 --> 01:28:46.810
emulate the boss he's such an ass kisser so he

01:28:46.810 --> 01:28:48.989
bought a truck just like him and the boss came

01:28:48.989 --> 01:28:52.930
around the corner he said i paid 5 000 less for

01:28:52.930 --> 01:28:58.649
that car, for that truck. But he fell for it.

01:28:58.649 --> 01:29:01.010
The guy was like, oh, I haven't been doing this

01:29:01.010 --> 01:29:05.270
long, so forgive me. That's what I think Jim

01:29:05.270 --> 01:29:07.210
Harbaugh is trying to do, and I just don't respect

01:29:07.210 --> 01:29:12.390
that at all. I agree. All right. Joe Burrow is

01:29:12.390 --> 01:29:16.489
very frustrated, but I'm sure the team's frustrated

01:29:16.489 --> 01:29:18.689
with him. Yeah, I imagine the city's pretty damn

01:29:18.689 --> 01:29:22.020
frustrated too. Oh, I'm sure. Would he eventually

01:29:22.020 --> 01:29:23.840
see greener pastures? I don't think that's an

01:29:23.840 --> 01:29:25.319
option. I don't know if anyone's going to pick

01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:29.119
him up if he wants to leave. Yeah, I mean, every

01:29:29.119 --> 01:29:32.199
time he gets injured and sits out any appreciable

01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:35.399
length of time, his appeal to other teams just

01:29:35.399 --> 01:29:39.600
takes such a hit. I wouldn't hire him, would

01:29:39.600 --> 01:29:41.619
you? No, not for the money he's going to want.

01:29:41.779 --> 01:29:43.640
No, no, no. There's no way Joe Burrell is going

01:29:43.640 --> 01:29:45.359
to feel like going somewhere to be the backup

01:29:45.359 --> 01:29:47.720
or the interim guy or the stop. He's like, oh,

01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:49.880
I'm the starter, I'm the star, I'm the guy. Yeah,

01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:51.640
about the only way you can protect yourself from

01:29:51.640 --> 01:29:53.739
that is say every game that you're not in, we're

01:29:53.739 --> 01:29:56.060
going to deduct off of your check. Yeah. But

01:29:56.060 --> 01:29:59.100
you know what? It's nothing he can help. Yeah,

01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:01.239
you can't really legally do that because he got

01:30:01.239 --> 01:30:04.100
injured. You know, performing his job. And also

01:30:04.100 --> 01:30:06.899
the offensive line is shit. Yeah. Well, we kind

01:30:06.899 --> 01:30:12.159
of know that now. Yeah. Okay. Is Burrow in the

01:30:12.159 --> 01:30:17.479
right situation just with horrible luck? Wow,

01:30:17.579 --> 01:30:21.020
that's a challenging question because he is having

01:30:21.020 --> 01:30:23.479
horrible luck, but is Cincinnati really the right

01:30:23.479 --> 01:30:27.920
situation? No. I think it was briefly a few years

01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:30.020
back, maybe when they first had him and he started

01:30:30.020 --> 01:30:32.600
getting good. But I don't think Cincinnati is

01:30:32.600 --> 01:30:35.560
really all that great a situation anymore. Let

01:30:35.560 --> 01:30:38.920
me pose this question to you. Let's take Josh

01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:41.359
Allen off of the Bills, and this is the teams

01:30:41.359 --> 01:30:44.479
in the past, not this year. Like the 13th -second

01:30:44.479 --> 01:30:49.520
team. And you put Burrow in Josh Allen's spot.

01:30:49.859 --> 01:30:54.079
I think they win a couple of those games. Yeah.

01:30:56.630 --> 01:30:58.890
Yeah, I could see that. If he's not injured.

01:30:59.409 --> 01:31:03.750
Yeah, yeah. Okay, and finally, speaking of luck.

01:31:04.329 --> 01:31:05.750
Still thinking about it. That was a good question.

01:31:05.750 --> 01:31:07.850
Oh, I'm sorry. No, I was just still mulling it

01:31:07.850 --> 01:31:09.270
over my head. That was a really good question.

01:31:09.390 --> 01:31:13.649
Yeah, I love that. Okay, put him on Baltimore.

01:31:14.550 --> 01:31:18.649
Oh, yeah. I think. I don't know how far they

01:31:18.649 --> 01:31:20.390
go, but they would go further than with Jackson.

01:31:22.000 --> 01:31:24.279
Because, well, he gets hurt more than Jackson,

01:31:24.380 --> 01:31:26.960
actually. Yeah, forget that. Scratch that. Or

01:31:26.960 --> 01:31:31.560
put Joe Burrow in Denver that season that Denver

01:31:31.560 --> 01:31:34.619
was having Russell Wilson. Oh, yeah. Joe Burrow

01:31:34.619 --> 01:31:36.819
probably would have taken that team to the championship

01:31:36.819 --> 01:31:39.960
game. Yes, I agree. Or this one right now. Yeah.

01:31:40.100 --> 01:31:42.239
This team now, the defense is so good, and they

01:31:42.239 --> 01:31:44.180
have some receivers. They have running backs.

01:31:44.420 --> 01:31:47.479
Yeah, I think Joe Burrow healthy. you can put

01:31:47.479 --> 01:31:49.659
him in the Denver Broncos then or now. And somewhere

01:31:49.659 --> 01:31:51.500
else, he'd probably have a better offensive line

01:31:51.500 --> 01:31:54.439
and not get injured as bad. So, yeah, I agree.

01:31:54.699 --> 01:31:57.239
And I think that Joe Burrow is a waste of talent

01:31:57.239 --> 01:32:00.319
over there as of right now. Yeah. So, all right.

01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:03.119
And speaking of Luck, Andrew Luck retired young

01:32:03.119 --> 01:32:06.720
because he kept getting hammered. Yeah. Is Burrow

01:32:06.720 --> 01:32:10.319
getting close to that? I think, yeah. I think

01:32:10.319 --> 01:32:12.140
physically his body is definitely getting close.

01:32:12.180 --> 01:32:14.239
Whether he's going to admit it to himself, gosh,

01:32:14.319 --> 01:32:19.909
I hope so. There's nothing worth destroying your

01:32:19.909 --> 01:32:22.949
body for. You have to live in your body the rest

01:32:22.949 --> 01:32:24.750
of your life, and destroying it for the game

01:32:24.750 --> 01:32:27.869
of football just ain't worth it. I know. No,

01:32:27.949 --> 01:32:30.869
I agree. Actually, I like Burrow. I make fun

01:32:30.869 --> 01:32:32.890
of him all the time, but I like him as a person.

01:32:33.229 --> 01:32:35.310
And it would be nice to see him in the right

01:32:35.310 --> 01:32:37.189
situation because I think it would be lethal.

01:32:37.470 --> 01:32:40.869
You talk about a game of games. Let's say Mahomes

01:32:40.869 --> 01:32:43.689
is on it again, him and Burrow battling it out

01:32:43.689 --> 01:32:46.680
with a better team. It would just be epic. It

01:32:46.680 --> 01:32:49.100
would be another 13 -second game. Whoever had

01:32:49.100 --> 01:32:52.800
the ball last is probably going to win. At one

01:32:52.800 --> 01:32:54.579
point, I would have said put him on the Dolphins,

01:32:54.579 --> 01:32:57.399
but not the Dolphins now. No, no, no, not now.

01:32:57.659 --> 01:33:00.880
Two years ago. Yeah. Two years ago, if you had

01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:03.020
him on the Dolphins with Waddle and Hill and

01:33:03.020 --> 01:33:05.939
their running backs. What is their running back

01:33:05.939 --> 01:33:08.180
name? I forgot his name. He's really good. I

01:33:08.180 --> 01:33:10.640
don't even think he's there anymore. I kind of

01:33:10.640 --> 01:33:12.779
quit paying attention to the Dolphins. Yeah,

01:33:12.779 --> 01:33:16.869
me too. Okay, so. All right, that's all I got.

01:33:17.029 --> 01:33:22.170
I had an observation about Tyreek Hill. I have

01:33:22.170 --> 01:33:25.189
heard absolutely nothing about him or from him

01:33:25.189 --> 01:33:27.729
since he was injured. Two days ago he was talking

01:33:27.729 --> 01:33:30.250
about retirement. Oh, okay. Well, that's the

01:33:30.250 --> 01:33:32.590
first I've heard. And it's interesting because

01:33:32.590 --> 01:33:35.930
usually when a player is injured and their season's

01:33:35.930 --> 01:33:38.149
over, they continue to give him updates. Like,

01:33:38.229 --> 01:33:40.210
okay, he's having this surgery, and now he's

01:33:40.210 --> 01:33:42.250
doing this rehab, and he's thinking about, you

01:33:42.250 --> 01:33:44.409
know, he could possibly. But with Tyreek Hill,

01:33:44.470 --> 01:33:47.449
it was like the moment they carted him off the

01:33:47.449 --> 01:33:49.949
field, everybody just quit talking about him.

01:33:50.409 --> 01:33:52.789
Is he on the last year of his contract? Yeah.

01:33:53.090 --> 01:33:55.909
Okay. One reason there. They know he's not coming

01:33:55.909 --> 01:33:57.890
back. Yeah. Number two, they're not resigning

01:33:57.890 --> 01:34:01.390
him. Number three, he's mouthed off so many times

01:34:01.390 --> 01:34:04.930
and did this and did that. I think people aren't

01:34:04.930 --> 01:34:06.890
taking him seriously. They're like, okay, whatever.

01:34:07.229 --> 01:34:09.229
He's not doing anything anyhow. He's not coming

01:34:09.229 --> 01:34:12.210
back. Whatever. And the way he reacted when he

01:34:12.210 --> 01:34:14.850
got injured. He was smiling. The relief, the

01:34:14.850 --> 01:34:17.210
happiness is like, you know, he's thanking God

01:34:17.210 --> 01:34:19.810
that he got injured. It makes sense because now

01:34:19.810 --> 01:34:21.750
he gets paid for the rest of the season contract

01:34:21.750 --> 01:34:23.609
and he doesn't have to do any work whatsoever.

01:34:23.729 --> 01:34:26.529
And also, he's out of his contract this year.

01:34:26.689 --> 01:34:28.949
So he's going to try to weasel himself for a

01:34:28.949 --> 01:34:32.130
low -budget contract on another team. I don't

01:34:32.130 --> 01:34:33.989
think it's going to be Kansas City. They've had

01:34:33.989 --> 01:34:35.710
their chances, from what I understand, to get

01:34:35.710 --> 01:34:38.300
him back and they don't want him. And there's

01:34:38.300 --> 01:34:41.319
a lot of reasons that are pretty obvious. I could

01:34:41.319 --> 01:34:44.539
see Tyreek Hill signing a minimum salary contract

01:34:44.539 --> 01:34:47.479
with a whole load of incentive causes in it.

01:34:47.539 --> 01:34:49.960
With the Bills or Baltimore or somebody. Yeah.

01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:52.840
But no, you know what, no, no, no. I think those

01:34:52.840 --> 01:34:55.020
two organizations are smart enough. Yeah, they're

01:34:55.020 --> 01:34:59.500
a little more complete. Maybe the Colts. I don't

01:34:59.500 --> 01:35:01.960
know. Well, anyhow. Somebody that needs a receiver.

01:35:02.640 --> 01:35:04.439
Yeah, yeah, somebody needs a receiver really

01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:06.979
bad to get to promised land, but the thing is

01:35:06.979 --> 01:35:08.979
he's not going to be available this year. It's

01:35:08.979 --> 01:35:13.239
done. What about Arizona? Arizona, yeah. It's

01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:15.640
like the game recently, they just ran and ran

01:35:15.640 --> 01:35:18.340
and ran because they can't pass. Yeah, I agree.

01:35:20.279 --> 01:35:23.960
Or maybe it was the other way around. No, I think

01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:26.159
you said it right. There was one team recently

01:35:26.159 --> 01:35:29.699
where they set a single season record. for the

01:35:29.699 --> 01:35:32.300
number of pass attempts or completions in a game,

01:35:32.399 --> 01:35:36.920
like at 47. I can't remember who it was. I'm

01:35:36.920 --> 01:35:39.560
not sure either. There is a team out there who

01:35:39.560 --> 01:35:41.300
just can't run the ball. There's no one out there

01:35:41.300 --> 01:35:44.380
who just can't pass the ball. Yeah. Yeah, one

01:35:44.380 --> 01:35:47.579
-sided. Do you want to go ahead and go into the

01:35:47.579 --> 01:35:49.760
music creeps here in a minute? Sure. All righty.

01:35:49.760 --> 01:35:51.500
Thank you all for listening. We really appreciate

01:35:51.500 --> 01:35:52.800
it, and go fuck yourself.