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sports guy. He is the mystery sports guy. Yeah,
yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, we're going to start off
the week number 10 of the football scores and
analysis with the snooze fest, known as the Raiders
versus the Broncos. It was a Thursday night,
November 6th game. The Broncos, this could have
been a trap game for them, Kansas City coming
up. But needless to say, their offense doesn't
look that good, and it hasn't all year. Their
defense looks spectacular, but being that one
-sided, How far can they get? Right now they're
doing very well and they might continue to do
very well, but Kansas City is their next this
Sunday at 325 in Denver. If Kansas City wins
this, it's open. It's all open. If they lose
it, the Broncos are most likely going to win
the division. This could be an interesting matchup
coming up because Kansas City looks like they
should be the better team all around. But the
way things have been going this year, I don't
know. So, you know, let's give it to the Broncos,
though. It was a horrible game for them, but
they still found a way to win. So we have to
give them credit on that. So the Broncos are
still, you know, hanging in there tough. We'll
see after this Sunday, about 7 o 'clock, we'll
see what we're saying then. How about the Colts
and the Falcons? The Colts did beat the Falcons,
but it wasn't the runaway like everyone thought
it was going to be. It was relatively close.
Michael Penix Jr. of the Falcons did really well.
I mean, 12 -28. I mean, it's okay. It's not bad,
really. 177 yards and one touchdown. B. John
Robinson, 84 yards, 17 carries. Jonathan Taylor,
32 carries for 244 yards and three touchdowns.
Daniel Jones had 19 -26, 250. Five yards, one
touchdown, one interception. Jonathan Taylor
is carrying that team. Daniel Jones is just there
to not make mistakes. They're 8 -2 and looking
fantastic. So we'll see if this party continues
into the latter stages of the season. Browns
versus the Jets. The Jets somehow pulled it off.
I mean, really, at this point, who gives a shit?
The Jets are 2 -7. The Browns are 2 -7. Dylan
Gabriel, 17 -32, 167 yards, two touchdowns. He
didn't make any mistakes, really. I mean, you
know, he had a lot of incompletes, but Justin
Fields, 6 -11, 54 yards, one touchdown, one interception.
Abysmal. Abysmal. I don't know what else to say
about that. I'm just going to move on. That's
what I'm going to say about that. Saints, 17,
Panthers, 7. Tyler Shug, 19, 27. This would be
for New Orleans, the quarterback, 282, two touchdowns.
Really good. That's a pretty damn good inaugural
game there. Bryce Young, 17, 25, 124 yards, one
interception. Not much. Not much there. Alvin
Kamara had a good game, 83 yards, 22 carries.
Crystal Dave, five reception, 104 yards. Great
game. That's a really good game. I mean, I don't
know what else to say. The Panthers are 5 -5.
The Saints are 2 -8. But the Saints roughed them
up pretty good. So I give the Saints a little
bit of credit there. They did really well. So
we will move on to the next game on the docket.
And that would be the Patriots versus the Buccaneers.
Patriots 28, Buccaneers 23. The game wasn't as
close as it sounds right now. The Buccaneers
got stomped. Patriots look fantastic. They're
firing on all cylinders. Mike Vrabel has that
team in the clouds right now. Drake May, hell
of a season so far. Up in the leader in about
everything. He is having one hell of a season.
He looks like a superstar coming up. Patriots,
they're going to be a force to be reckoned with.
We're going to find out more when the Bills,
when they have to go to the Bills in a few games,
and we'll see how they respond to this. They
beat the Bills one time this year. Well, if they
beat them twice, that's it. It's over. It's done.
And I'm going to go ahead and call the Bills
almost dynasty done for now. They're going to
have to do some reloading then. I mean, they're
really, well, we'll get to the Bills here in
a little bit. So we go on to the New York Giants
at the Chicago Bears. The Bears pulled it off
24 -20 with no bragging rights at all. It was
close. Caleb Williams, 20 -36, 220 yards, one
touchdown. DeAndre Swift, 13 carries, 80 yards.
Jackson Dart for the New York Giants, 19 -29,
242 yards. Tyrone Tracy Jr., 14 carries, 71 yards.
All of them had good games. This was actually
a pretty good game. It was a good game to watch.
It was close. It was fairly even. But the Bears,
I got to give them credit. They're 6 -3 and looking
on the road to maybe making the playoffs finally.
So Caleb Williams has actually come along pretty
nicely. He needs to make some more steps to get
better, but he's come along nicely. How about
the Texans stomping the Jaguars? Good, good,
good. Actually, I don't give a shit. I don't
like either team. All right, Texans beat up on
the Jags, 36 -29. Like I said, Trevor Lawrence
had an interception and a touchdown, 13 -23,
158 yards. He continues his ho -hum -yay, ho
-hum -yay season. Davis Mills for the Texans,
27 -45, 292 yards, two touchdowns, one interception.
So the Texans are 4 -5, and they're not looking
very good with C .J. Stroud out again. I did
not get a chance to see the injury to report
to see if Stroud is prognosis, but their prognosis
for this season looks to me like wasted, wasted
season. However, Mills, their backup, had a decent
game, and they won 36 -29, so good for them.
Seahawks. Beat the shit out of the Cardinals
44 -22. They double them up by 22 points. Seahawks
are looking fantastic. Cardinals are looking
like, well, the Cardinals. Seattle is 7 -2 among
their division. Looking well and looking like
they could easily win that division. We'll see
what the Rams have to say about that. The Niners
have fallen off like everyone thought they would.
You know, Mac Jones down there. He can look good
for a while, but I'm predicting he's going to
look like the same old Mac Jones. So, Jacoby
Brissett for the Cardinals, 22 -44, 258 yards,
two touchdowns. Trey McBride, nine receptions,
127 yards. Not bad. Sam Darnold, 10 -12, 178
yards, one touchdown, one interception. Jackson
Smith, whatever. Five receptions, 93 yards, not
bad at all. He cut loose a few times and got
through. Pretty good game. Lions, 44. Commanders,
22. Lions are looking much better. Jergoff, 25,
33, 320 yards, three touchdowns. Marcus Mariota,
16, 22, 213 yards, two touchdowns. He actually
didn't have too bad of a game for being Marcus
Mariota. Jared Goff is looking well. They have
quit. They have got him to stop the interceptions
like he was doing last year. He'd throw you five
touchdowns. He'd throw you six interceptions.
He'd lose the game, although he would look fantastic
doing it. He's like a more talented Jameis Winston.
So he has been cutting those interceptions down.
He needs to do that if they're going to make
a playoff run. If they need to make a playoff
push, he needs to keep what he's doing right
now and build on the momentum. They have a great
offense. Jeremiah Gibbs, 15 carries, 142 yards
and two touchdowns. And Jameis Williams, six
receptions, 119 yards and one touchdown. Pretty
solid game from all of them above there. So good
for them. Lions are looking like they're a contender
again, like we thought they would be, six and
three. Commanders look like their season is wasted,
three and seven. Probably not much of a chance
to improve that after this, especially a Mariota
being in there. Rams beat the crap out of the
49ers, 42 -26. Can't say I really give a crap.
Matthew Stafford, 24 -36, 280, four touchdowns.
He is... on the road to maybe become an MVP finally.
He needs to, and he's never won that award before,
and it really surprises me that he hasn't for
such a talented quarterback that he is. So maybe
he'll finally get that MVP. I hope so. You know,
Mahomes has a ton of them. Josh Allen, yeah,
I mean, the usual suspects have a lot of MVPs.
I think it'd be great for someone like Stafford
to get one. So now we go on to the Chargers and
the Steelers. The Steelers were in Los Angeles.
The Steelers look soft. Aaron Rodgers, big bad
Aaron Rodgers. 16 -31, 161 yards, one touchdown,
two interceptions. You know the guy that Ben
Roethlisberger said he'd rather have than Patrick
Mahomes. He said Mahomes is past his prime, but
41 -year -old Aaron Rodgers is going to be much
better. Ben, shut your big, fat, stupid mouth.
Nobody wants to hear you. You're not that smart.
You've never been that smart. And all I just,
you know, why do you even think you need to open
your mouth? Anyhow, Justin Herbert, 20, 33, 220
yards, one touchdown. Solid game. Very efficient.
Ladd McConkie, four receptions, 107 yards, one
touchdown. The Steelers' defense looks soft.
The Chargers' offense looks like it's running
well. We'll see their second in the Western Division.
We'll see if they end like that or not. Right
now, they would be in the playoffs. So, we shall
see about that one. Now we go to the Monday night
game. This will be the Eagles versus the Packers
up in Green Bay. What a snore fest. The Eagles
played like shit. The Packers looked like shit.
Someone had to win this game, I guess. So, the
Eagles went ahead and did it, 10 -7. The Eagles
look really good at times this season. They look
really bad at times this season. They are 7 -2
and doing very well. Jalen Hurts, once again,
extremely efficient game. He only throws when
he has to, 15 -26, 183 yards, one touchdown.
Jordan Love, 20 of 3 ,676 yards, none of either.
So Shaquan Barkley had 60 yards. Josh Jacobs,
74 yards. Devonta Smith, 69 yards. Christian
Watson, only 45 yards. So this game was a snooze
fest, and like I said, someone had to win it,
so I guess Philadelphia said, all right, we'll
go ahead and take this game since you don't want
it, Green Bay. Green Bay has looked off and on
all season. They're 5 -3 -1. They'll probably
be in the playoffs, but I don't know how far
they're going to make it playing like this. They're
going to have to get much, much, much better.
All right, so we have some key matchups coming
up this week, and one of them was going to be
the Kansas City Chiefs at the Denver Broncos.
This will determine the rest of the season for
the Chiefs. If the Chiefs lose, look for nothing.
It's done. It's done for this season. They'll
come back. They'll do well in the future, but
this season, that'll be it. Five and five will
toast them. and they would do very well just
to barely make the playoffs, but they probably
won't. There's too many other really good teams.
A lot of teams seem to have kind of caught up
with them. The Broncos, their offense isn't quite
where it needs to be, but their defense is. The
Chargers, they are looking good. They have a
few holes, but they look very well. The Patriots
look really well. The Colts look real good. There
is some competition this year, and the Chiefs
are going to have to fight for every second they
get of anything. It's not going to be pretty,
and the schedule that was given to the Chiefs
at the beginning of the season was designed to
make them not win as much. I think they still
want them to win, but they don't want them to
win like they have been. They want to hold them
back a little bit. They want good games. They
want good fighting games, tough games. So that's
what they're getting. So this has been the Mystery
Sports Guy. All of you, thank you for listening.
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