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the Little Blue River, another exciting episode

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of Ask Mr. Creepy. That's right, pilgrims. I'm

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here for all your questions. Email me at mrcreepy72

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at mindspring .com. Talk to you then, bitches.

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Mr. Creepy, I had a question for you. I was in

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a public restroom. the other day at a restaurant

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and, and I was peeing and, and the guy in the

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urinal next to me, he just was paying a lot more

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attention to me than him. And he was, I hate

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to say it, but he was meat, meat gazing. Oh my.

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So. So what you're saying is, is he was deliberately

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looking at your penis while he was pissing. Yes.

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So not even looking at his. No. Just always yours.

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Yeah. He made eye contact with it. Well, number

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one, we must... admit that it's perfectly normal

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to look at another penis, you know, because some

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people, you know, have that little bottle cap

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head. Some of them, you know, they got a little

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thimble. Some of them, you know, they got a huge

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shaft and a little bottle cap head. Or they got

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the opposite, a little shaft and a huge head.

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You know, some are kind of discolored. Some have

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a huge pee hole. You just never know what you're

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going to run into. So I think it's perfectly

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natural to look over there and go, oh my God,

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that guy's so big. But oh, oh my. Look at that.

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Oh, God played such a trick on that guy. Oh,

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geez. That huge man with that small penis. Oh,

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God. Can you imagine looking down at that every

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day and going, why me? Why did this have to happen

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to me? This is utter bullshit. But anyhow, Mr.

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Creepy has some pretty good ideas of how you

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can get through this. Number one. You look him

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up in the eyes. You look back down at your penis.

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You look back up to let him know that you know

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that he's looking at your penis. And then you

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look him in the face again and you go, oh my,

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look, the scabs have healed. And if that doesn't

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work, you get a real confident look on your face.

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You look back down at your junk. You look him

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right in the eyes. You look back at your junk.

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You get a little wry grin. And you go, I have

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an extension. And you've said, Minkhazer, just

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keep staring. I've got another one for you. Once

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again. Just takes a little gazing at you and

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a little gazing in his eyes and a little gazing

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at yourself and a little gazing in his eyes and

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you go, tell your girlfriend, you certainly seem

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impressed. Or Mr. Creepy's personal favorite.

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Now this one, if this guy doesn't leave on this

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one, get the fuck out of there. Because that

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guy has got something really wrong with him.

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You look down at your penis. You look back in

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his face. You squint your eyes and you say, oh

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my, I ate too much buffalo sauce. My pee -pee

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mess sure burns my eyes. If that guy doesn't

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run the fuck out of there, he's a fucking psychopath.

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He's going to fucking kill you. He's going to

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kill you and he's going to wear your penis. You

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get the fuck out of there because that guy is

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no good. Oh my, okay. You go through them with

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all those steps because of said penile gazer.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Creepy out.

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Let's see. I derailed everything because we talked

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a long time on one subject, and I was like, you

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know what? Let's move on to some other stuff,

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man. All right. All right, let's see. Oh, did

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you ever come up with your invisible? No. Hey

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everybody, this is Mark and I'm doing a solo

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cast tonight because Rob has laryngitis and he

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cannot join us because, well, he could join us

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but you wouldn't hear him. So he's going to go

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ahead and take tonight off and you're going to

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have me instead. My sincerest apologies. Nah,

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not really. All right. I have a featured email

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that I did want to go into because it's going

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to be somewhat cumbersome. So this would be a

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good time to do it right now. The featured email

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is, well, I think they wouldn't solicit the podcast

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very much at all. They actually know that, you

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know, I used to go out of town quite a bit for

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work. And so I used to rate. The places I went

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to, coffee and bagels and stuff like that, you

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know. I did some restaurants, but not very many.

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It's mainly coffee houses that I raided when

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I was out of town. And I have quite a few of

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them. And it's on Instagram. And it's like the

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food dude or something like that. But it's since,

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I don't know what happened to it. It's no longer

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around. So, this person here. And you know what?

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I don't. It's been so long. I think the name

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was. She was, I can't think of what, Tracy or

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something like, or Trace or something like that.

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Well, whoever you were, I'm sorry, I apologize,

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but I don't have the whole email here. I just

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have my answers here, and I don't know what I

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did with the whole email, because this is about

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a month ago when it came in. So I'm going to

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go ahead, and this was going to be the featured

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email, so now I'm going to get into it. And this

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is Mark. Would you rate the best airports in

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the worst? I would also like a best and worst

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resort style hotel, please. I know you have traveled

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a lot in the past. Please not Europe or the Mediterranean,

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just U .S. and Caribbean only. We will not make

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it anywhere else. Thank you. James in Shreveport,

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Louisiana. And this is like the third email we've

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gotten from Shreveport in about, I don't know,

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a month and a half. So I don't know what whatever

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we're doing down there. Thank you. I appreciate

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it, and I really doubt if anyone remembers one

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of the characters I played on that Biscuits with

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Dan and Stan that I believe it was syndicated

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in Shreveport back in the early 90s, and I used

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to call in for CDs to do different characters.

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And I don't think that's why people in Shreveport

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are listening to this podcast. I don't think

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that any of them ever remember any of that. That

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show was abysmal. But it's free CDs. Until I

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had to get a real job. So, okay. Best airports.

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Number one, I would say, is Albuquerque International.

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Not only do they have this museum of old planes.

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It's not really like an aeronautics. It's like

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a classic airplane. They're all hanging from

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the ceiling. And it's easy to get in and out

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of. It's not a huge airport, but it's beautiful

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and it's newer. And you can get in and out of

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it really easily. I mean, there's just not that

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much traffic there. It is really cool and it's

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really neat. It's overlooking the mountains.

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You can look to the north and see the San Juan

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Mountains. It's beautiful. So I would rate Albuquerque

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International as number one. Number two, I'm

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going to say, is Logan Airport in Boston. I love

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that airport. I've never had a bad experience

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there. Now that I've said that, I probably will.

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But it's not a huge airport either, but it gets

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a lot of traffic because that's Boston's main

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airport. It's clean. It's neat. It's orderly.

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Everything is in good areas. It's not hard to

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get to any of them. For instance, like Miami

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is one of my worst airports. And that's because

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if you take Southwest or the wrong one, you have

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to literally go around the side of the building.

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I couldn't believe it the first time that we

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left out of Miami. And we got there, Fort Lauderdale,

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and we left out of Miami. And the bus that took

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us there from the cruise terminal, dropped us

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off literally in like this yard a little ways

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away from the airport, and they gave us instructions.

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They said, okay, go through that yard and go

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over there and find that sidewalk over there

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and then go in the side. And then they had that

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door locked, so we had to find another door.

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By this time, the bus was already gone, so we

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had no one to ask. So Logan Airport, everything's

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there, neat, tidy, easy getting out of. Number

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three, Fort Lauderdale International. It's a

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big airport, but it's been remodeled, and also

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they added on huge sections of it. It's getting

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a lot of traffic because a lot of people are

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like me. They don't like to go through Miami

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International. It sucks. So, Fort Lauderdale

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International. The only thing is, you land on

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the roof on certain planes. That's a little freaky.

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It looks like you're going to fly right off the

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edge of that damn thing, but you don't. They

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always stop on time. I mean, I guess they could

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go over the edge. Everyone I've been on, obviously,

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I'm still here. It didn't happen. But whenever

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they land on the roof there, it's kind of freaky,

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especially when they first did that. You know,

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when they came up with the new part and all that,

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I was like, what the hell is going on here? And

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I'm like, oh, shit, we're landing. And then I

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realized, wait a minute, this is a runway. So,

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anyhow. All right, number four, Midway Chicago.

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Midway Chicago isn't a huge airport. Everything

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is where it's supposed to be. Southwest is one

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area, Midway is another, or not Midway, but Americans

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in another area. Everything is in its area. It's

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not like a heartfelt airport in Atlanta where

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everything is in different buildings. One time

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I arrived late at Atlanta Hartsfield International,

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and I didn't have enough time to make the connecting

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flight, but I didn't know it. I go there and

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I go, okay, this is Delta and this is A something.

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So I'm going, I'm transferring on Delta. So where

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is this? I was thinking it's going to be right

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next door, you know, because I was A's and I

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thought B's was right next door there. But B

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was in a completely different building way down

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there. And I'm like, hey, where can I get to

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B12 or whatever? And the guy goes, you see that

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building way down there? Yeah. How the hell did

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I get there? So they have this train that goes

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around. But because I was so late, they actually

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gave me service there in a little buggy. And

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they held the plane up. Everybody was mad, but

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I didn't give a shit. I was just like, fuck you

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guys. So anyhow, my plane was held up. I can't

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remember where. But wherever I came from, the

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plane was held up. Okay, number five is Love

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Field, Dallas, for the same reasons as Midway.

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It's smaller. Everything is right there where

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it should be. No surprises. It's not that far

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to walk from one area to another. So if you're

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getting a connecting flight and it's on the same

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airline, you don't have any problems. It's right

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there. You're not going to a different building

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like Atlanta. So, all right, that's my top five

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there. Worst airports. Number one, Atlanta Hartsfield

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International. Like I said before, that thing

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blows. It's huge and there's no direction. There

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is no rhyme or reason. of how they built it or

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whatever you know it doesn't make any sense number

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two dfw international dallas and that's because

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that sky links if you miss your uh if you miss

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your uh point to get off at because it hurries

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it just flies everywhere but it takes you another

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20 minutes to get around so if you miss where

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you're supposed to get off let's say it's like

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d12 you're supposed to get off or whatever um

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if you miss that You're on there another 20 minutes.

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A lot of people miss it because it's easy to

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on Skylinks. It goes so quick. So and then also

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Dallas is spread out. It's huge and they have

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a lot of dead ends in there. It's hard to describe.

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If you've been there, you know what I mean. Number

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three, Miami International for everything I said

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before. And also it is just it is the weirdest

00:17:03.259 --> 00:17:07.500
damn airport. It's it's I don't know. It is a

00:17:07.500 --> 00:17:12.619
strange airport. The the. Outline of it is wrong

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to me. Everything is just not where it should

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be. It's confusing, and it's huge. Number four,

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Denver International. Denver's weird because

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they have certain flights that you have to walk

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out on the tarmac for, and these are the smaller

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flights. Val and I had to go to my nephew's wedding

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in Grand Junction, Colorado. Because of my lack

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of vacation time at that point, We had to take

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a flight all the way there, so I couldn't drive

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from Denver to Grand Junction or Albuquerque

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to Grand Junction because of five hours either

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one, or Utah or one of those. It was just way

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too far. So we had to take a smaller flight from

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Denver to Grand Junction, and that was the actual

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terminal. where you got on or the actual, where

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the boarding area is actually outside on the

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tarmac. And we're like looking for D53 or something.

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And we're walking around going, hey, there's

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51, there's 52, there's 54. What happened to

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53? And the guy goes, you have to go down these

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stairs here. And so we went down the stairs and

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then we see a door. And we're like, well, where's

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this go? And he go, well, go out the door. See

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that plane over there? Go stand in line there.

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It's like, okay. So, anyhow, Denver is weird.

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And it's out in the middle of nowhere, too. I

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mean, there's like nothing out there. It's crazy.

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So, at number five, LAX. Anyone that's been to

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Los Angeles International, they know. It is a

00:18:51.819 --> 00:18:56.480
sucky -ass airport. So, I mean, it's busy. It's

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congested. There's a lot of thieves there. It's

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dirty. I'm just like, I don't like LAX at all.

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So, and it's very confusing. The layout is very

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confusing. So, how about worst resort style hotel?

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Number one, in my opinion, my opinion, Ocean

00:19:18.970 --> 00:19:21.930
Beach Palace Fort Lauderdale. I thought that

00:19:21.930 --> 00:19:25.490
place was a dump. Glass bottles smashed, people

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selling drugs. It looked like they were out in

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the parking lot. I don't know what the hell they

00:19:33.470 --> 00:19:38.130
were. A family of just, I don't know, just some

00:19:38.130 --> 00:19:41.029
really looking grub -worm looking people out

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there, all bloated and stuff, jumping around,

00:19:44.789 --> 00:19:49.619
like throwing bottles around, screaming. We opened

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up the window there to see all the commotion.

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They're just out there screaming and hooting

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and hollering at people and stuff. It was like,

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geez. And then when I booked it, I couldn't get

00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:02.700
my money back because I was like, hey, this is

00:20:02.700 --> 00:20:05.220
nothing like... What happened is there was a

00:20:05.220 --> 00:20:07.859
weather event in Kansas City. It was during the

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winter, and there was a big winter storm coming

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in, so they canceled all flights to Kansas City.

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So we had to stay an extra two days in Fort Lauderdale

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area, which... It's not bad. I mean, we're like,

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OK, cool. But I had to book something on the

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fly there right there in the airport because

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we got to the airport and we waited half a day.

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Then they canceled everything. So we're like,

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OK, well, we're going to have to stay another

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couple of days. No big deal. So it's like, oh,

00:20:32.450 --> 00:20:34.809
shit, we don't have a place to stay. So I had

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to book something right then. And then when I

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booked something right then, I booked the wrong

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one because the pictures they have are beautiful.

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It looks like angels and harps and everybody's

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singing. You get there and it's hell and brimstone

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and fire. So to me, I hate that place. Comfort

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Inn on Kings Highway, Boca Raton, Florida. And

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that is because some of the people I was working

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with had their drug dealer jump over the fence

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and it was really crazy. And then a runaway was

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there. It was just nuts. And this is all my opinion.

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I'm sure other people have had great experiences

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there. Mine was not too much. I mean, in Comfort

00:21:10.460 --> 00:21:12.920
Inn, it was just kind of run down. But the good

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thing is, it was a mile away from Red Reef Beach,

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which is a beautiful beach. And I was sitting

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out there one evening after work. And about 40

00:21:25.019 --> 00:21:28.359
teenagers, male and female, come by twerking

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on the beach. While I'm sitting there on the

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bench, I'm sitting there watching the sunset.

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And all of a sudden, they just come out of nowhere.

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Just started twerking. I'm like, this is fucking

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interesting. I got video of it somewhere. I put

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it up, but anyhow. All right. Number three, Best

00:21:43.680 --> 00:21:46.319
Western near Louis Armstrong Park in New Orleans,

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I think is a Best Western. If I remember correctly,

00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:50.779
I was not impressed with that hotel at all. It

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was stuffy. The windows were like really narrow

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and small. They had the whole, what would you

00:22:01.640 --> 00:22:06.400
call it? waiting area wherever you walk in you

00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:08.740
know when you walk in and where you wait out

00:22:08.740 --> 00:22:10.799
there it's just congested with all this stuff

00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:16.259
so anyhow so um the lobby i guess i guess that

00:22:16.259 --> 00:22:18.000
would have been the lobby the hotel lobby is

00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:20.660
just had all kinds of stuff there and it's just

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it's just i didn't care for it at all uh number

00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:28.019
four motel six in san jose south that thing was

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a dump and then they had a breakfast place right

00:22:30.819 --> 00:22:33.690
next to it That only opened up for three hours

00:22:33.690 --> 00:22:35.690
a day. I don't know how they stayed in business.

00:22:36.569 --> 00:22:38.869
It was crazy. But they did have good breakfast

00:22:38.869 --> 00:22:41.349
there. We went there. We had the ability to go

00:22:41.349 --> 00:22:43.450
there one time because work was canceled. I forgot

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why. So we went there and we're like, oh, I remember

00:22:46.750 --> 00:22:48.509
why. We ran out of material. They were sending

00:22:48.509 --> 00:22:53.230
more. And that breakfast place is good for only

00:22:53.230 --> 00:22:56.029
being open three hours a day. So at number five,

00:22:56.150 --> 00:22:59.509
Sandpiper Hotel. All this my opinion. Look. You

00:22:59.509 --> 00:23:01.670
guys go try them out. I didn't like them. So,

00:23:01.670 --> 00:23:05.190
Sandpiper Hotel in Galveston, Texas. Didn't care

00:23:05.190 --> 00:23:11.690
for that. Little, stale, sterile hotel on Galveston

00:23:11.690 --> 00:23:15.049
Beach. I don't really, I gotta, full disclosure,

00:23:15.230 --> 00:23:17.049
I don't really care for Galveston Beach very

00:23:17.049 --> 00:23:20.730
much. To me, it's a glorified lake in the Ozarks.

00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:22.950
It's that kind of watercolor, kind of greenish.

00:23:23.089 --> 00:23:28.900
Not that. And the beach is rough, and I just

00:23:28.900 --> 00:23:30.819
don't like it. The only good thing is there's

00:23:30.819 --> 00:23:35.500
a lot of dolphins in that area. And if you take

00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:38.619
the ferry to Louisiana from Galveston Island,

00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:42.000
you can also see a lot of dolphins on the ferry

00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.259
because the dolphins follow the ferry around.

00:23:46.339 --> 00:23:48.740
All right, they like to show off to us people.

00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:50.720
They see us oohing and aahing, and they shake

00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:53.369
their tail feathers, and they love it. That's

00:23:53.369 --> 00:23:55.910
why dolphins are cool. Dolphins are like people.

00:23:56.089 --> 00:23:58.170
They're like, hey, people are looking at us.

00:23:58.269 --> 00:24:03.369
Let's show off. Same thing. So, best resort style

00:24:03.369 --> 00:24:06.049
hotels, and this is the final category of this

00:24:06.049 --> 00:24:08.369
email. Now you know why I'm going 15 minutes

00:24:08.369 --> 00:24:10.630
deep. You know why I didn't do this on a regular

00:24:10.630 --> 00:24:15.099
podcast. Number one, Ocean Sky Hotel, Fort Lauderdale.

00:24:15.180 --> 00:24:18.140
I love that hotel. It's never really crazy expensive.

00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:22.420
They have a tiki hut in the back that serves

00:24:22.420 --> 00:24:25.079
fantastic frozen drink. Well, any drink you want.

00:24:25.220 --> 00:24:30.160
And a beach right behind it. It's connected to

00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:32.339
Ocean Manor right next door. And that's where

00:24:32.339 --> 00:24:34.640
if you want to see Deadman, or at least before

00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:37.559
you see Dennis Rodman wandering around there

00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:41.099
doing something questionable. Not dogging him.

00:24:43.059 --> 00:24:46.599
So he's usually there, my understanding is. He's

00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:48.640
good friends with the owner of that place, so

00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:52.779
he gets to stay there. So Ocean Sky, right next

00:24:52.779 --> 00:24:55.319
to Ocean Manor, I love that place. It has the

00:24:55.319 --> 00:25:00.619
best balcony rooms around that overlook the ocean.

00:25:00.980 --> 00:25:03.180
It's just amazing. You sit there and the sun

00:25:03.180 --> 00:25:06.839
is on you and you can see the ocean, nice breeze,

00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:11.859
it's beautiful. Number two, Hilton Las Olas Boulevard,

00:25:11.859 --> 00:25:15.319
Fort Lauderdale. Love that place. Las Olas is

00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:17.240
a very special place. It's right there at Fort

00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:23.500
Lauderdale Beach. It's beautiful. It's a big

00:25:23.500 --> 00:25:27.720
hotel, and it has... It has this sky walkway

00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:30.579
that goes over Las Olas Boulevard and delivers

00:25:30.579 --> 00:25:32.799
you right straight to the beach. Then on the

00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:35.420
way back, you can take that over Las Olas Boulevard

00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:38.299
and get back to your hotel. It's really cool

00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:41.420
design. I love it. Number three, Hilton Garden

00:25:41.420 --> 00:25:43.720
Inn, South Beach, Miami. And that is because

00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:49.220
South Beach is, oh, 3 ,000 feet away. You just

00:25:49.220 --> 00:25:51.880
walk, literally walk across the road and the

00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:55.440
building on the other side. And right back there

00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.019
is South Beach. And it's never too expensive.

00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:00.180
So, like, if you don't have that much money,

00:26:00.220 --> 00:26:04.339
you can book this hotel usually around $110 a

00:26:04.339 --> 00:26:06.920
night. Not bad. And they even have their own

00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:10.500
swimming pool and they have their bar. And it's

00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:13.960
a really cool place. It's not the most modern

00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:17.759
place around, but it's pretty cool. Number four

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:23.220
is Kokomo Resort Curacao. Love that place. We

00:26:23.220 --> 00:26:25.640
didn't get to stay at the resort, but we got

00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:27.759
to see it. We walked around in it. It looked

00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:30.299
beautiful. I'm assuming if it's as good as the

00:26:30.299 --> 00:26:32.240
food there that we bought was excellent. The

00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:34.480
drinks there we bought were unique and excellent.

00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:38.960
And the beach was just phenomenal. Kokomo Beach

00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:43.319
in Curacao. Number five, Radisson Eagle Beach

00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:48.180
Aruba. That thing is amazing. Amazing. I should

00:26:48.180 --> 00:26:50.440
have put this probably number one, but I don't

00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:52.059
know why I didn't. So, you know what? I don't

00:26:52.059 --> 00:26:54.119
know. I guess it's on drugs. No, not really.

00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:59.220
But Radisson Eagle Beach Aruba is beautiful.

00:26:59.339 --> 00:27:04.619
They have these swinging hammock bunk cage things

00:27:04.619 --> 00:27:07.640
that are made out of cloth that you can get in

00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:10.240
and just sit in there, and it will support you.

00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:14.339
It's plenty strong enough. Val and I just sat

00:27:14.339 --> 00:27:15.980
in there and had some drinks. It's beautiful.

00:27:16.740 --> 00:27:21.019
One person per one of these little bungalow things,

00:27:21.180 --> 00:27:23.680
whatever they are that hang from the palm trees.

00:27:23.740 --> 00:27:27.500
It's beautiful. So, and then they have a waterfall

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:30.240
and a huge swimming pool with a waterfall back

00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:32.839
behind it. And it is just fantastic. It's a great

00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:35.099
place. I accidentally left my wallet there and

00:27:35.099 --> 00:27:38.000
my tennis shoes. We're almost back to the cruise

00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.220
port and we had to go back and get them. Nobody

00:27:40.220 --> 00:27:42.859
touched them. I was very surprised, but nobody

00:27:42.859 --> 00:27:44.660
probably knew there was a wallet in there either.

00:27:44.740 --> 00:27:50.829
So that is my, that's all of my answers. Thank

00:27:50.829 --> 00:27:55.210
you for writing me or writing us at the douchebags

00:27:55.210 --> 00:27:59.430
to find out about this. It's complimentary when

00:27:59.430 --> 00:28:01.750
you think of my judgment that much, so thank

00:28:01.750 --> 00:28:04.269
you. Okay, now I'm going to get to some other

00:28:04.269 --> 00:28:08.950
things. Chris Jericho, he has a podcast, very

00:28:08.950 --> 00:28:12.609
popular. It's called Talk is Jericho. Everyone

00:28:12.609 --> 00:28:15.990
knows I'm a big fan of Jake Lee and Ozzy and

00:28:15.990 --> 00:28:18.859
Hard Rock and everything. Chris Jericho has one

00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:20.740
of the best interviews, if not the best interview

00:28:20.740 --> 00:28:24.059
I've ever heard of Jakey Lee. He asked some questions

00:28:24.059 --> 00:28:26.059
that I really wanted to know the question to.

00:28:27.380 --> 00:28:29.880
It's really good. When you get a chance, check

00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:33.180
that podcast out. It's fantastic, the one with

00:28:33.180 --> 00:28:35.319
Jakey Lee. But I'm going to start checking out

00:28:35.319 --> 00:28:37.180
his other podcast, too. Since I listened to this

00:28:37.180 --> 00:28:40.519
one, he's good. He's smooth. He asks good questions.

00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.819
I really enjoyed it. Talk is Jericho, Jakey Lee,

00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:46.890
the new episode. Check it out. If you care, if

00:28:46.890 --> 00:28:48.690
you care about stuff like that, check it out.

00:28:48.730 --> 00:28:53.470
If you don't, then just keep moving. All right,

00:28:53.569 --> 00:28:56.349
next one here. There's something special about

00:28:56.349 --> 00:29:00.589
Kansas City from Frank Boll, the TV radio legend

00:29:00.589 --> 00:29:06.529
here in Kansas City. I told you about the newest

00:29:06.529 --> 00:29:08.589
Johnny Dare episode, but it turns out there's

00:29:08.589 --> 00:29:11.349
another episode before that. It's a Randy Miller

00:29:11.349 --> 00:29:14.329
interview. It's just as equally entertaining

00:29:14.329 --> 00:29:17.630
as a Johnny episode. And like always, it's one

00:29:17.630 --> 00:29:19.589
of those interviews where you find out a lot

00:29:19.589 --> 00:29:22.230
more about the person and their career than you

00:29:22.230 --> 00:29:25.230
ever knew before. And some of the, you know,

00:29:25.230 --> 00:29:28.869
what led to his career. You know, Kansas City

00:29:28.869 --> 00:29:31.430
was probably his most successful market, Randy

00:29:31.430 --> 00:29:33.150
Miller, although he'd been around everywhere.

00:29:33.390 --> 00:29:36.609
And he was like Kansas City's first shock jock.

00:29:36.670 --> 00:29:38.869
You know, he's the one that like come up with

00:29:38.869 --> 00:29:42.029
some story and then, you know, like. I don't

00:29:42.029 --> 00:29:44.670
know, like the pet tax he was talking about in

00:29:44.670 --> 00:29:46.529
Kansas City, Missouri. Some guy's trying to give

00:29:46.529 --> 00:29:49.069
away his dogs and shit like that. I mean, or

00:29:49.069 --> 00:29:52.950
the deer hunting episode is they had to cull

00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:55.609
the herd up there at KCI. It is complete bullshit.

00:29:55.789 --> 00:29:57.869
And people believed it. Hunters went up there

00:29:57.869 --> 00:30:01.190
with guns. It was crazy, a big mess. You know,

00:30:01.210 --> 00:30:03.829
he's always done stuff like that. And, you know,

00:30:03.869 --> 00:30:08.049
coincidentally got fired quite a bit. But, I

00:30:08.049 --> 00:30:10.190
mean, he did pave the way for all the younger

00:30:10.190 --> 00:30:12.849
ones that sprouted their wings around there,

00:30:12.910 --> 00:30:15.990
and there's a lot of them. The tree of success

00:30:15.990 --> 00:30:19.329
coming from Randy Miller is insane. If you start

00:30:19.329 --> 00:30:21.309
looking at it, and all the people that branched

00:30:21.309 --> 00:30:25.529
off, they did very successful. This market here,

00:30:25.630 --> 00:30:29.490
Kansas City, and other markets, I mean, he really

00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:33.809
launched a lot of careers. He had good people

00:30:33.809 --> 00:30:39.440
around him. So, anyhow. All right, so I think

00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.380
we're going to go ahead and go into some stories

00:30:42.380 --> 00:30:50.160
after this. We got there early. We got there

00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:53.500
so early that people had time to explain to us

00:30:53.500 --> 00:30:56.480
about the L train that runs there. Wow, I've

00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.539
never ridden that. It's fantastic. It goes up

00:30:59.539 --> 00:31:01.519
near the mountains. Not in the mountains, but

00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:03.420
close to the mountains. It goes through every

00:31:03.420 --> 00:31:05.480
section of town before it goes to downtown. It

00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:07.920
goes along the coast. It is just a beautiful

00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:10.759
creation. And that is one of the things that

00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:13.619
I have to give Seattle a lot of props for. There's

00:31:13.619 --> 00:31:15.880
a lot of things, too. They have some very unique

00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:21.109
things there. anyhow you know we uh we go on

00:31:21.109 --> 00:31:23.049
the cell train because people had time to explain

00:31:23.049 --> 00:31:25.450
it to us they were waiting for their rides because

00:31:25.450 --> 00:31:27.670
they were early and they said oh yeah yeah you

00:31:27.670 --> 00:31:29.289
know their son or something you know someone

00:31:29.289 --> 00:31:31.150
they knew lived there yeah and they said well

00:31:31.150 --> 00:31:34.569
oh you want to get to uh um crown plaza downtown

00:31:34.569 --> 00:31:37.049
where we're staying at yeah okay here's where

00:31:37.049 --> 00:31:39.410
you go you go on the l train it's three bucks

00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:43.099
And we didn't know because it was actually Memorial

00:31:43.099 --> 00:31:45.660
Day that it was free. There's no one there to

00:31:45.660 --> 00:31:47.640
take your money. Oh, wow. So we paid our three

00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:50.339
bucks for nothing. You made a nice donation.

00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:53.359
Yeah, we made a nice donation to something. So,

00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:55.119
yeah, we get out there with our tickets. We're

00:31:55.119 --> 00:32:00.279
like, here, take the tickets. They'll come along

00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.099
when we get off. You watch. As soon as we get

00:32:02.099 --> 00:32:03.519
off, there'll be someone going, hey, let's see

00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.119
your tickets. Yeah. Nope, I still have the ticket

00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.900
at home. Souvenir. Yeah, yeah, souvenir. So we

00:32:09.900 --> 00:32:15.140
get off literally two blocks from downtown Crowne

00:32:15.140 --> 00:32:18.400
Plaza. The only, the worst part of it is carrying

00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.619
your luggage up two sets of stairs because at

00:32:21.619 --> 00:32:25.089
that point the L train is underground. In a lot

00:32:25.089 --> 00:32:27.890
of places like Chicago and New York even, well,

00:32:27.950 --> 00:32:29.930
New York has a subway and then they have the

00:32:29.930 --> 00:32:32.390
trains and all that. Yeah. Well, it's like Chicago

00:32:32.390 --> 00:32:34.710
where the train will go underground or above

00:32:34.710 --> 00:32:37.190
ground depending on the situation. Yeah. Well,

00:32:37.309 --> 00:32:40.509
at this one downtown, it's underground and carrying

00:32:40.509 --> 00:32:45.299
up suitcases up two flights. Very steep stairs,

00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.640
concrete stairs. It wasn't a lot of fun. No,

00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:49.579
no, no, no. But, you know, it would have probably

00:32:49.579 --> 00:32:52.519
cost about $60 to get us there. So we saved a

00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:55.140
lot of money, and we was able to get on the train

00:32:55.140 --> 00:32:58.599
in like three minutes at the most. Nice, nice.

00:32:58.660 --> 00:33:00.700
Yeah, we didn't have to wait all these Ubers

00:33:00.700 --> 00:33:03.420
and all that. But the Uber situation there is

00:33:03.420 --> 00:33:08.019
fantastic. I was in an Uber or a Lyft every time

00:33:08.019 --> 00:33:11.819
I summoned one within three minutes. Cool. That

00:33:11.819 --> 00:33:14.740
is almost, that's unheard of. Yeah, that's good.

00:33:14.980 --> 00:33:18.240
Yeah, so it was really good. So this happened

00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:20.200
to us again in Seattle, which was excellent.

00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:22.960
And we just have a knack for this. Somehow we

00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.980
just show up at the right time. Before on a previous

00:33:25.980 --> 00:33:29.339
podcast, I talked about Ocean Manor. And, you

00:33:29.339 --> 00:33:33.720
know, we go there. It's a resort in Florida in

00:33:33.720 --> 00:33:37.740
Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. We may not be going there

00:33:37.740 --> 00:33:39.460
very much anymore. That's the one that Dennis

00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:42.079
Rodman was at and all this shenanigans and shit

00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.799
going on and Michael Irvin and all that. The

00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:47.500
guy that owns them is friends with him, according

00:33:47.500 --> 00:33:50.119
to some of the people that work there. He likes

00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:52.339
them staying there. He probably gives them a

00:33:52.339 --> 00:33:54.759
penthouse for free because then people like me

00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:56.880
go back to Kansas City and go, man, I met Michael

00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.480
Irvin and Dennis Rodman. And then idiots like

00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:01.240
me come down and they're like, hey, where was

00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:03.759
that? As a matter of fact, a couple of guys I

00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:06.410
used to work with. One of them's a real douchebag,

00:34:06.589 --> 00:34:08.710
and anyhow, he's a dipshit and a motherfucker,

00:34:08.909 --> 00:34:10.690
and I hope he goes there, and I hope Dennis Rodman

00:34:10.690 --> 00:34:15.050
buttfucks him. So anyhow, they're wanting to

00:34:15.050 --> 00:34:16.969
go there because of that, and I gave them the

00:34:16.969 --> 00:34:19.869
name and number, and anyhow, you know who you

00:34:19.869 --> 00:34:21.349
are if you're listening, you fucking piece of

00:34:21.349 --> 00:34:26.030
shit. So anyhow, speaking of that, real quick,

00:34:26.210 --> 00:34:29.210
fuck you, you pieces of fucking trash that I

00:34:29.210 --> 00:34:31.809
used to work for. One of the motherfuckers came

00:34:31.809 --> 00:34:34.699
into my work the other day in my line. Eat my

00:34:34.699 --> 00:34:39.400
ass, you fucktards. It's over. I'm no longer

00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:42.239
there. Give it up. Fuck you guys. Eat my ass.

00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:44.960
I hate you. I hate every fucking one of you.

00:34:45.099 --> 00:34:47.340
So anyhow. They're still carrying a torch for

00:34:47.340 --> 00:34:49.440
you. Yes, they are. Real estate in their heads.

00:34:50.500 --> 00:34:53.699
Okay. Anyhow, fuck you guys. Go to hell. Anyhow,

00:34:53.699 --> 00:34:57.679
okay. Get to Crown Plaza in downtown Seattle.

00:34:57.860 --> 00:35:00.179
Yeah. Great fucking place. Go in there, right?

00:35:00.980 --> 00:35:05.320
And just like down there at Ocean Manor in Fort

00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:07.579
Lauderdale, this happened to us. I'll go ahead

00:35:07.579 --> 00:35:11.260
and go to the Fort Lauderdale one first. This

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:15.000
is last year. Me and Val go in there. And the,

00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:19.920
what do you call them? The consigliere or whatever.

00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.219
Concierge. Concierge. Yeah, whatever the fuck

00:35:22.219 --> 00:35:25.820
it is. Okay. The concierge guy. It's a French

00:35:25.820 --> 00:35:31.219
word. Yeah, yeah. Fuck them. This is starting

00:35:31.219 --> 00:35:33.380
off really good already, isn't it? Fuck them.

00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:39.739
Fuck everybody. So I go in there and the concierge

00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:42.460
guy is fighting with some fuckers over how much

00:35:42.460 --> 00:35:44.800
the penthouse is going to be. He goes, no, no,

00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:47.119
no. We told you it's $1 ,700 a night. No, no,

00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.039
no, no, no. We're not going to pay. We're not

00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:51.519
going to take, you know, $800. There's no way.

00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:55.090
So anyhow, he's getting red -faced because the

00:35:55.090 --> 00:35:56.869
guy just keeps fucking with him on the phone.

00:35:57.090 --> 00:36:00.070
Yeah. So he hangs up, and I'm like, yeah, you

00:36:00.070 --> 00:36:05.570
know, Mark, you know, I'm here, you know, showing

00:36:05.570 --> 00:36:08.269
him my Priceline shit or whatever, however I

00:36:08.269 --> 00:36:11.590
booked it. And he goes, you know what? I'm going

00:36:11.590 --> 00:36:16.050
to give you the penthouse. Excellent. And I'm

00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:20.400
like, huh? Yeah. Yeah, he goes, my night girl

00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.420
should just give it to some idiot anyhow that'll

00:36:22.420 --> 00:36:25.079
tear it up. Yeah. And he didn't want to give

00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:27.059
it to that fuck on the phone that kept... He

00:36:27.059 --> 00:36:29.559
was going to call back in 10 minutes. Yeah, so

00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:32.000
it was officially gone. It was rented out, and

00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:34.519
it was rented to me for like $150 or something.

00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.079
So we got this huge penthouse, and this was just

00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:43.320
luck of the draw. So we go to downtown Seattle,

00:36:43.659 --> 00:36:47.309
Crowne Plaza, walk in there. And this lady is

00:36:47.309 --> 00:36:51.050
just getting badgered by this guy. He was, you

00:36:51.050 --> 00:36:53.690
could tell he was like a yuppie piece of crap,

00:36:53.849 --> 00:36:57.969
well -to -do guy. And there's a line almost out

00:36:57.969 --> 00:36:59.769
the door of people trying to check in because

00:36:59.769 --> 00:37:02.329
there's three cruises going out the next, no,

00:37:02.429 --> 00:37:04.969
two that day, and then our cruise going out the

00:37:04.969 --> 00:37:07.610
next day. There's all these Alaskan cruises because

00:37:07.610 --> 00:37:10.019
June. And the end of May is some of the most

00:37:10.019 --> 00:37:12.340
popular times for cruises because the weather

00:37:12.340 --> 00:37:14.739
is so good up there. Yeah, I imagine. That people

00:37:14.739 --> 00:37:17.539
love to go there during that time. They got like

00:37:17.539 --> 00:37:19.199
three months to do this. And then after that,

00:37:19.260 --> 00:37:20.599
people don't want to go up there because it's

00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.320
too cold. Yeah, or the bugs are out during the

00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:25.460
hot parts. Yeah, the fucking mosquitoes will

00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:27.579
carry you off, you know, kill your firstborn,

00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:33.360
whatever. So I get in there and we're in this

00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.719
line. And this yuppie douchebag that us, not

00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.539
a good douchebag. No. My name is Mark. I'm Christopher.

00:37:39.739 --> 00:37:42.239
We are two douchebags and a microphone. Pleased

00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:47.960
to meet you. Hi. I got my penis out. Dick's out

00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:51.519
for Harambe. Yeah. That's why the world went

00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:54.579
to shit. Yeah. It is. Harambe. Yeah, Harambe.

00:37:54.659 --> 00:37:57.380
We love you. R .I .P. Wherever you are, you big

00:37:57.380 --> 00:38:05.300
lovable ape. Big ape kisses. Whatever that means.

00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:11.599
Okay. So, this douchebag cuts in line in front

00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:13.679
of everybody. I want to speak to manager right

00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:16.719
now. Sir, you're going to have to get to the

00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:19.139
back of the line like anyone else coming in.

00:38:19.659 --> 00:38:22.179
No, I need to speak to him right now. And you

00:38:22.179 --> 00:38:24.619
could tell it was just nothing. Like maybe they,

00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:28.280
I don't know, left a pillow in the wrong place

00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:30.039
or something. The guy was just a complete tool

00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:35.210
bag. He was a male Karen. Yes. And that is, coincidentally,

00:38:35.329 --> 00:38:37.969
one of the four types of cruisers we will go

00:38:37.969 --> 00:38:42.809
into later. The overbearing Karen. But we will

00:38:42.809 --> 00:38:46.449
get to that later. So she looks at me and she

00:38:46.449 --> 00:38:50.630
goes, how would you like a suite? You can see

00:38:50.630 --> 00:38:55.469
the look on that guy's face. So I think this

00:38:55.469 --> 00:38:58.500
was his suite by the way it looked. And I go,

00:38:58.579 --> 00:39:00.280
what? She goes, yeah. She goes, you know, you

00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:03.219
guys need to check in early. Your plane was early.

00:39:03.500 --> 00:39:06.079
You called a couple of weeks ahead of time and

00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:09.519
said that because the flight got switched around,

00:39:09.619 --> 00:39:11.280
we're supposed to arrive there a little bit later,

00:39:11.320 --> 00:39:13.800
and it wasn't our fault. And we offered to show

00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:15.800
them the proof and said, look, you know, we'll

00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:18.179
even pay more. You know, but we'd like to get

00:39:18.179 --> 00:39:21.619
in a little bit early. Yeah. Well, we'll see

00:39:21.619 --> 00:39:23.159
what we can do. They didn't promise anything,

00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:25.239
but the lady said, well, I see on these notes

00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:27.800
that you asked for a view. You asked if you'd

00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.480
get in early because your flights were switched

00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:31.440
around. So how about we just give you a suite?

00:39:33.019 --> 00:39:37.260
Well, sure. And this was a beautiful suite. It

00:39:37.260 --> 00:39:39.940
was a four -room suite with a living room and

00:39:39.940 --> 00:39:42.519
a big window that you could look out and see

00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:46.340
the Space Needle and see the coast, the harbor.

00:39:47.260 --> 00:39:49.840
You can see the Ferris wheel, everything that

00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.940
Seattle is pretty much. You can see part of Mount

00:39:52.940 --> 00:39:55.980
Rainier, I believe it was, to the left. And a

00:39:55.980 --> 00:40:02.260
little bit of, what is the other one? Olympus,

00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:05.860
or Olympia. Olympia, yeah. You can see a little

00:40:05.860 --> 00:40:07.840
bit of the other mountain. I think the snow -capped

00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:11.179
one, they said, was Rainier. And the one that

00:40:11.179 --> 00:40:14.420
was not a snow -capped was Olympia. So you could

00:40:14.420 --> 00:40:15.840
see a little bit of both of them. It was actually

00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:18.519
the perfect room. Nice. And it was 28 stories

00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:20.780
up, so it was far enough up. Ooh, yeah. Yeah,

00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:22.280
I tried to do a pressed hand, but nobody could

00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:26.099
see me. I sat there for two minutes, and, you

00:40:26.099 --> 00:40:29.780
know, things just started going numb, so I stopped.

00:40:32.019 --> 00:40:35.780
So, once again, we get on a suite for like $150.

00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:41.139
We're just great timing. Yeah. Sure. So we get

00:40:41.139 --> 00:40:43.059
this suite, and the only thing about a suite

00:40:43.059 --> 00:40:45.840
that nice is it makes it so hard to leave. Oh,

00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:48.019
yeah. We're just sitting there in the couch,

00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:51.199
looking out at the scenery, just, you know, just

00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:54.820
enjoying this. It was just gorgeous. It was beautiful.

00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:57.519
Yeah. And it's like, okay, we're going to have

00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:01.579
to force ourselves to go down there and go do

00:41:01.579 --> 00:41:04.579
stuff. So we ended up walking down to the wharf,

00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:06.960
which was all downhill and took about five minutes

00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:08.820
because it was all downhill. It was on a large

00:41:08.820 --> 00:41:11.150
hill. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it was just straight

00:41:11.150 --> 00:41:15.010
down. And then it turned out that the Pike Place

00:41:15.010 --> 00:41:17.889
Market was just three blocks away, too. It was

00:41:17.889 --> 00:41:21.289
the ideal location. Nice. And Pike Place Market

00:41:21.289 --> 00:41:26.510
is one of my favorite markets. I love the Boston

00:41:26.510 --> 00:41:29.869
Public Market. Pike Place is really good. The

00:41:29.869 --> 00:41:31.789
one in Kansas City is really good. The city market

00:41:31.789 --> 00:41:34.119
there, the river market, is really good. I've

00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.059
always been fond of the old market districts

00:41:36.059 --> 00:41:38.199
because that's where everything was based off

00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:41.420
in most of these cities. When they were formed,

00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:43.679
everything was there. There's food, there's life.

00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:46.420
Everything came down on the barges or the ocean,

00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:50.079
you know, barges on the ocean. And these markets

00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:53.440
were life. So they were there so early. And a

00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:56.280
lot of these areas have not changed. I know the

00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:58.400
River Market, you could look at the River Market

00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:01.400
in Kansas City, the pictures from... The 1800s

00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:03.619
and now, and you can tell it's the same place.

00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.940
It's, of course, updated, but you can tell it's

00:42:07.940 --> 00:42:10.420
the same place. The structures are pretty much

00:42:10.420 --> 00:42:14.539
the same. They were rebuilt, whatever. There's

00:42:14.539 --> 00:42:18.139
a continuity there. Yeah. Same way with the Pike

00:42:18.139 --> 00:42:20.920
Place, Boston Public Market. I was trying to

00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:22.760
think. There's another market. I can't remember

00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:24.780
what it was. I was really impressed with it.

00:42:24.820 --> 00:42:26.920
I was like, that's the kind of market that I

00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:29.840
love. I think it might have been Philadelphia.

00:42:30.139 --> 00:42:32.159
Like I mentioned, I used to work out of town

00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:34.340
quite a bit. Yeah. And that's one of the first

00:42:34.340 --> 00:42:37.599
places I'd do is I'd find a coffee house at one

00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:41.019
of the, oh, Nashville. Oh, cool. Nashville had

00:42:41.019 --> 00:42:44.000
a really cool city market, river, world market

00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.820
or whatever they call it. Yeah. And really fond

00:42:46.820 --> 00:42:49.260
of Nashville and Philadelphia's too. I'm sure

00:42:49.260 --> 00:42:52.719
there's a lot of them that I will never know

00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:57.030
about. Those were really nice markets, and they

00:42:57.030 --> 00:42:59.190
have really good coffee houses in it. Oh, yeah.

00:42:59.309 --> 00:43:01.530
I really enjoyed the coffee there. The one in

00:43:01.530 --> 00:43:04.150
Nashville really reminded me of the coffee house

00:43:04.150 --> 00:43:06.829
here in Kansas City that we don't operate in

00:43:06.829 --> 00:43:10.090
but out in front of. Yeah. Out of the front is

00:43:10.090 --> 00:43:13.809
City Market Coffee in Kansas City. Yeah. They

00:43:13.809 --> 00:43:19.880
both use, I think it's... Peruvian beans, Peruvian

00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:22.699
beans. Both of them use Peruvian beans, and they

00:43:22.699 --> 00:43:25.159
both use a roaster that looks very similar, and

00:43:25.159 --> 00:43:28.380
the taste is very similar. Oh, okay. Yeah, and

00:43:28.380 --> 00:43:32.219
I told them about each other, and I can't remember

00:43:32.219 --> 00:43:34.119
whether they communicated or if they just said,

00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:36.139
yeah, those guys can suck me. I can't remember,

00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:39.019
but I did tell them about each other, and I think

00:43:39.019 --> 00:43:43.190
they acted mildly. but they'll probably wipe

00:43:43.190 --> 00:43:46.489
their ass with it. Here's their card. Yeah, hey,

00:43:46.570 --> 00:43:49.789
thanks. Fuck you, asshole. They threw it in this

00:43:49.789 --> 00:43:52.849
box with about $100 cards. Fuck you with your

00:43:52.849 --> 00:43:58.130
Americano and your fucking almond milk. So, anyhow,

00:43:58.590 --> 00:44:03.889
I really love Pike Place. Then they had all the

00:44:03.889 --> 00:44:07.510
fish, the fresh fish, which I hate fish, but,

00:44:07.550 --> 00:44:09.730
you know, it's fun to look at big, huge halibut.

00:44:09.849 --> 00:44:12.150
They're fun to catch, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. I

00:44:12.150 --> 00:44:13.469
would have loved to have done that, actually.

00:44:13.610 --> 00:44:17.289
Yeah. Yeah. And then we went on a little tour,

00:44:17.510 --> 00:44:20.909
a little harbor cruise before the big cruise.

00:44:21.170 --> 00:44:25.010
Oh, nice. Oh, that was great. Something we'll

00:44:25.010 --> 00:44:26.809
get into a little later, they told some stories

00:44:26.809 --> 00:44:30.190
there, like the Edgewater Hotel. The Edgewater

00:44:30.190 --> 00:44:33.070
Hotel has a lot of history to it. A lot of people

00:44:33.070 --> 00:44:35.250
listening to this has probably heard something

00:44:35.250 --> 00:44:37.510
about the Edgewater Hotel. Matter of fact, it's

00:44:37.510 --> 00:44:40.030
not just the Beatles that had a big thing there.

00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:43.130
Yeah. I believe this is where the chick got fished

00:44:43.130 --> 00:44:48.610
by Led Zeppelin. Oh. Yeah, I knew you'd remember,

00:44:48.750 --> 00:44:51.670
Christopher. Yeah. Yeah, the old fish in the

00:44:51.670 --> 00:44:57.409
old, the snapper in the snapper. Yeah. Yeah.

00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:01.099
Yeah, that old trick. That old gimmick. Oh, yes.

00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:04.260
Yeah. You see it all the time in children's books.

00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.280
Oh, yeah, yeah. The snapper and the snapper.

00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:08.199
I think it's called the snapper and the hat,

00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:09.900
and then it went to the cat and the hat, wasn't

00:45:09.900 --> 00:45:13.340
it? Yes, yes. I think so. Yeah, the snapper and

00:45:13.340 --> 00:45:18.480
the hat. It was Dr. Seuss, though. Dr. Seuss,

00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:24.219
snapper and the hat. But I think that's where

00:45:24.219 --> 00:45:26.920
Led Zeppelin did the old, you know, the snapper

00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:31.539
and the snapper. Yeah. Yeah, that old gag. So

00:45:31.539 --> 00:45:35.019
anyhow, this Edgewater Hotel is very famous,

00:45:35.059 --> 00:45:37.440
but the story he told on this little harbor cruise

00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:41.000
was really cool. And I'm going to share it with

00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:42.820
everybody later, whether you like it or not.

00:45:42.900 --> 00:45:44.820
You know what? You've got a forward button, right?

00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:48.139
I think. I like this. We're teasing him with

00:45:48.139 --> 00:45:50.880
little parts coming up later. And, you know,

00:45:50.940 --> 00:45:52.920
some of these things that we're teasing, we may

00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:55.780
never actually say or tell you. You're just going

00:45:55.780 --> 00:45:58.739
to be wondering if you missed it. Yes. Kind of

00:45:58.739 --> 00:46:00.800
like Mr. Creepy with his left ball, you know?

00:46:00.860 --> 00:46:02.400
Yeah. Every now and then it just kind of like

00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.659
pops out just a little, and then it goes back.

00:46:04.739 --> 00:46:06.940
It's just like a little tease. Comes out to remind

00:46:06.940 --> 00:46:10.480
you it's still there somewhere. Hi there. Hi,

00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:16.880
fellas. And then it zips away. So, speaking of

00:46:16.880 --> 00:46:18.599
Mr. Creepy, I think he's going to make a comeback

00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:21.869
on this podcast. Yes, I think we've resolved

00:46:21.869 --> 00:46:24.389
our differences, and Mr. Creepy is back on board

00:46:24.389 --> 00:46:26.590
and ready to be creepy. Look, we told him his

00:46:26.590 --> 00:46:28.849
demands of 2 ,000 dildos was not going to do

00:46:28.849 --> 00:46:31.510
it. He was just trying to see how much he could

00:46:31.510 --> 00:46:35.349
get us for. I'm not proud of what I did for a

00:46:35.349 --> 00:46:39.010
Klondike bar. I'll tell you that right now. But

00:46:39.010 --> 00:46:42.650
Mr. Creepy, he drives a hard bargain. Yes, hard

00:46:42.650 --> 00:46:47.360
bargain. Hard bargain. Anyhow. Mr. Creepy, you

00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:49.840
know what? No, don't come here. No, stay gone.

00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:53.179
Stay gone right now. It's daylight out. You know

00:46:53.179 --> 00:46:56.920
what? He's going to come. Twilight comes around.

00:46:56.980 --> 00:46:58.639
He might come roaming around in his big creepy

00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:01.760
shoes. That's true. That's true. He does have

00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:04.619
a number of restraining orders out against him.

00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:08.320
So if he operates more in the twilight and the

00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:12.699
dark, he doesn't get violated for his restraining

00:47:12.699 --> 00:47:15.610
orders. Well, there's a school too close. True,

00:47:15.630 --> 00:47:17.210
true. We have a school close. We have a center

00:47:17.210 --> 00:47:19.190
school district right down the road here, and

00:47:19.190 --> 00:47:21.690
I think he's too close to it. Yeah, yeah. So

00:47:21.690 --> 00:47:24.829
we're, yeah. So the only way he can come in and

00:47:24.829 --> 00:47:28.329
do a podcast with us is to probably, you know,

00:47:28.369 --> 00:47:30.690
maybe put on a fake wig or something, get in

00:47:30.690 --> 00:47:33.690
a different car. His Groucho Marx glasses with

00:47:33.690 --> 00:47:35.650
the big nose and the mustache. Those were great.

00:47:35.730 --> 00:47:38.449
Nobody ever questions them. No one ever questions

00:47:38.449 --> 00:47:39.489
them. It looks so real. You just blend right

00:47:39.489 --> 00:47:41.889
in. Yeah, you blend in with so many people, because

00:47:41.889 --> 00:47:44.070
so many people look like Groucho Marx with those,

00:47:44.070 --> 00:47:50.119
you know. Two douches, two douches, two douches,

00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:52.480
two douches, two douches, two douches, two douches,

00:47:52.579 --> 00:48:00.980
two douches. Okay, so another thing is, okay,

00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:07.219
you know, Seattle is known for grunge. Yes. Okay,

00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:09.920
Seattle, I had this pointed out to me a couple

00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:11.920
of times, and they're absolutely correct on this.

00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:15.730
Seattle is a music city. Yeah, it is. It's comparable

00:48:15.730 --> 00:48:18.590
to Nashville with all the music that's going

00:48:18.590 --> 00:48:21.829
on. Now, Nashville is known for country, but

00:48:21.829 --> 00:48:24.949
there is almost as much other types of music

00:48:24.949 --> 00:48:27.710
going on in Nashville as there is, I mean, metal.

00:48:27.829 --> 00:48:30.489
Oh, yeah. A lot of metal, a lot of rock, a lot

00:48:30.489 --> 00:48:32.590
of pop. Nashville may have made their name in

00:48:32.590 --> 00:48:36.389
country, but any genre of music you can find

00:48:36.389 --> 00:48:37.849
in Nashville. It's the same way. And you can

00:48:37.849 --> 00:48:40.789
find really good versions of whatever music you

00:48:40.789 --> 00:48:43.699
like. There are a lot of good musicians in that

00:48:43.699 --> 00:48:46.639
town. It's like Austin, Texas is also the same,

00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:49.480
although they're not known for any specific type

00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:53.519
of music. But Austin is a big music city, too.

00:48:53.980 --> 00:48:56.840
I mean, believe it or not, Kansas City is still

00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:00.000
pretty big for jazz. It always has been. New

00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:02.960
Orleans, too. Well, Seattle, of course, they're

00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:06.119
known for grunge. But there are so many bands

00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:08.840
that came out of Seattle that were not grunge.

00:49:09.500 --> 00:49:13.170
Queensryche. They were not grunge. No. Jimi Hendrix.

00:49:13.269 --> 00:49:16.730
No. He was not grunge. Hart. Hart. I was, yeah.

00:49:17.050 --> 00:49:20.650
Was not grunge. There's a lot of other ones,

00:49:20.730 --> 00:49:23.710
too. I mean, Foo Fighters was a product of grunge.

00:49:23.750 --> 00:49:26.449
Yeah. But they're not grunge. I mean, Duff McKagan

00:49:26.449 --> 00:49:31.150
of Guns N' Roses. Yeah. He's from Seattle. You

00:49:31.150 --> 00:49:32.949
know, there's just so many of these other ones.

00:49:32.949 --> 00:49:35.250
The presidents of the United States, they weren't

00:49:35.250 --> 00:49:38.360
grunge. But, I mean, they were big for, I mean,

00:49:38.420 --> 00:49:40.380
they're kind of gimmicky, yeah. But, I mean,

00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:45.380
they're from Seattle, Sir Mix -A -Lot. Let's

00:49:45.380 --> 00:49:47.699
see, who else here? I had a couple other ones.

00:49:47.940 --> 00:49:50.579
And then there are bands that moved to Seattle

00:49:50.579 --> 00:49:54.800
just so they get discovered. Yes. Like Stone

00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:57.239
Temple Pilots were originally from San Diego.

00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:00.800
Yeah. And they moved to Seattle because of the

00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:03.940
music scene. So they kind of fit in with Seattle

00:50:03.940 --> 00:50:05.880
sound, but they were a Southern California band.

00:50:06.170 --> 00:50:09.150
Yes, and also they did not sound like that before.

00:50:09.769 --> 00:50:11.909
They sounded completely different. If you can

00:50:11.909 --> 00:50:14.050
get some of their old tapes, I forgot what name

00:50:14.050 --> 00:50:16.190
they were under. I think it was, was it Mighty

00:50:16.190 --> 00:50:21.150
Joe Young? That sounds, I wouldn't swear on it,

00:50:21.190 --> 00:50:22.650
but I think that sounds like what it did. I think

00:50:22.650 --> 00:50:25.389
it was Mighty Joe Young. Yeah. I sometimes get

00:50:25.389 --> 00:50:27.349
that confused because there's a song called The

00:50:27.349 --> 00:50:32.019
Mighty Quinn. But I think Stone Temple Pilots

00:50:32.019 --> 00:50:34.280
used to be called Mighty Joe Young. I believe

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:36.840
you're correct on that. And the music was completely

00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:41.059
different. So they saw an avenue. They went to

00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:44.519
Seattle. And they did the sound. And they did

00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:46.880
it very well. They did. They did. They wrote

00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:50.099
a lot of good music. Yes, they did. I mean, the

00:50:50.099 --> 00:50:55.000
thing about Stone Temple Pilots, or STP if you

00:50:55.000 --> 00:51:00.179
will, is their music. wasn't really actually

00:51:00.179 --> 00:51:05.599
grunge, in my opinion. You know, they had a lot

00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:07.900
of different types of ballads, like the one off

00:51:07.900 --> 00:51:13.119
The Crow. Yeah. I'm blanking on that. Me too.

00:51:13.179 --> 00:51:15.360
And then they had Big Bang Baby, which was like

00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:19.900
a 70s type of song. Yeah, I see exactly what

00:51:19.900 --> 00:51:21.800
you're saying. It's like they wrote a lot of

00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:24.420
music in a lot of different styles, but just

00:51:24.420 --> 00:51:28.460
like they layered a grunge sound over it. Whereas

00:51:28.460 --> 00:51:32.960
a band like Soundgarden is just soaked in it.

00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:36.440
I mean, they couldn't write anything that wasn't

00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:38.539
grunge without really working really hard at

00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:42.119
it. Pearl Jam. Yeah, I mean, they were just saturated

00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:44.619
with it. I think with Stone Temple Pilots, they

00:51:44.619 --> 00:51:48.000
came and they added that to their sonic palette.

00:51:48.300 --> 00:51:52.019
Yes. Not, you know, maybe partly as, you know,

00:51:52.059 --> 00:51:55.639
bandwagoning. But also, because the sound was

00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:58.960
very good, it was very interesting, it had a

00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:01.579
lot of potential, a lot of ways you could use

00:52:01.579 --> 00:52:04.500
it. So they added it to their Southern California

00:52:04.500 --> 00:52:08.019
sound without just turning into a grunge clone.

00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:13.300
Their bandwagon, it didn't matter because the

00:52:13.300 --> 00:52:16.079
underlying talent was so deep. Absolutely. Their

00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:19.719
songwriting. I mean, Scott Weiland is probably

00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:23.550
the biggest focal point of why. They sounded

00:52:23.550 --> 00:52:27.969
grunge. Yeah. Because of his vocals. He could

00:52:27.969 --> 00:52:32.429
definitely do that, yeah. And there are songs

00:52:32.429 --> 00:52:35.869
where he sounded very close to Kurt Cobain. Very

00:52:35.869 --> 00:52:38.190
close. Yeah. Then another one I didn't realize

00:52:38.190 --> 00:52:42.590
until not that long ago. Layne Staley sounded

00:52:42.590 --> 00:52:46.489
identical to Kurt Cobain on certain songs. He

00:52:46.489 --> 00:52:49.349
did. Yeah, I know what you mean. But on some

00:52:49.349 --> 00:52:51.389
of them, you're like, oh my God, that just sounded

00:52:51.389 --> 00:52:56.090
just like Kurt Cobain. Yeah, from my perspective,

00:52:56.550 --> 00:53:00.750
I listen to the music mostly, or primarily I

00:53:00.750 --> 00:53:02.829
listen to the instruments and then the vocals.

00:53:03.869 --> 00:53:07.070
So I would hear the song and think, okay, that's

00:53:07.070 --> 00:53:09.409
Alice in Chains, but why is Kurt Cobain singing

00:53:09.409 --> 00:53:12.130
for them? And then I realized, oh, okay, that's

00:53:12.130 --> 00:53:14.230
Layne Staley. That's exactly what I did, too.

00:53:14.250 --> 00:53:16.250
I'm like, oh, my God. So where some people would

00:53:16.250 --> 00:53:19.469
recognize the vocal and think, okay, this is

00:53:19.469 --> 00:53:22.690
Nirvana, I recognize the music, the musicians,

00:53:22.769 --> 00:53:26.090
the music. The music and the musicians. I could

00:53:26.090 --> 00:53:29.030
tell that was Alice in Chains playing. And then

00:53:29.030 --> 00:53:30.750
when the vocals came in, it was like, wait a

00:53:30.750 --> 00:53:34.250
minute. Is this like a featuring Kurt Cobain

00:53:34.250 --> 00:53:37.750
on vocals kind of thing? But it was Layne doing

00:53:37.750 --> 00:53:41.269
his best. Kurt Cobain impersonation. Yeah, or

00:53:41.269 --> 00:53:43.989
hey, we don't know. Maybe Kurt Cobain was doing

00:53:43.989 --> 00:53:46.969
his best Layne Staley impression. I'm not sure

00:53:46.969 --> 00:53:50.710
which one was first. I know there's probably

00:53:50.710 --> 00:53:53.329
a lot of simultaneousness to that because they

00:53:53.329 --> 00:53:56.510
kind of develop together. Let's see, Mother Love

00:53:56.510 --> 00:53:58.630
Bone was one of the first ones out over there

00:53:58.630 --> 00:54:03.010
of the new sound. First they sounded glam, and

00:54:03.010 --> 00:54:06.250
then they like... Quit being glam. And then Andrew

00:54:06.250 --> 00:54:08.210
Wood died and all that. But after they quit being

00:54:08.210 --> 00:54:12.130
glam, they went into this new sound. Yeah. And

00:54:12.130 --> 00:54:14.489
I believe that was Andrew Wood also. But then

00:54:14.489 --> 00:54:17.369
that became Pearl Jam. Yeah. Like half of Mother

00:54:17.369 --> 00:54:19.829
Love Bone became Pearl Jam after Andrew Wood

00:54:19.829 --> 00:54:23.449
died. Yeah. But before Andrew Wood died, Mother

00:54:23.449 --> 00:54:26.110
Love Bone became more grunge. Yes. They were

00:54:26.110 --> 00:54:30.869
changing. They were changing. Yeah. So. I would

00:54:30.869 --> 00:54:34.889
say maturing because there were a lot of excellent

00:54:34.889 --> 00:54:39.150
80s hair bands, metal bands, glam bands, whatever

00:54:39.150 --> 00:54:42.789
you want to call them. But at the same time,

00:54:42.789 --> 00:54:46.150
there were a lot of wannabes who were getting

00:54:46.150 --> 00:54:48.050
way too much airplay. That's why the scene went

00:54:48.050 --> 00:54:50.650
to hell. Yeah. That's why the scene flamed out

00:54:50.650 --> 00:54:52.829
is because there's too many wannabes. Yeah. I

00:54:52.829 --> 00:54:55.150
remember I used to listen to National Xerox.

00:54:55.150 --> 00:54:58.090
Remember Xerox? Yeah. Yeah. Xerox was a great

00:54:58.090 --> 00:55:01.659
station. until corporate got involved yeah and

00:55:01.659 --> 00:55:05.500
then all you heard was like the firehouses you

00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:08.079
know baby don't treat me bad and it's like mother

00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:10.019
fuck if i hear that one more time i'm gonna kill

00:55:10.019 --> 00:55:12.440
somebody i mean i'm impressed i'm impressed the

00:55:12.440 --> 00:55:15.800
guy can sing so high but seriously there's not

00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.260
much to that song music yeah it was just that's

00:55:19.260 --> 00:55:21.400
why they got the name butt rock for that shit

00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:25.940
That's why it's called butt rock. I didn't realize

00:55:25.940 --> 00:55:27.860
that, but that's awesome. Well, I mean, I don't

00:55:27.860 --> 00:55:30.559
know. That's what I think at least. I mean, they

00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:33.880
ruined it over saturation of bullshit. Yep. Yep.

00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:36.599
And I mean, at least we can say about grunges,

00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:39.739
it wasn't over saturation of bullshit. It just

00:55:39.739 --> 00:55:41.219
kind of ran its course and people were like,

00:55:41.239 --> 00:55:43.420
all right, we want to be happy again. It's kind

00:55:43.420 --> 00:55:47.000
of, it's interesting the way grunge. started

00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:49.739
mirrored kind of the way punk started which was

00:55:49.739 --> 00:55:54.659
protesting yes the overblown overinflated and

00:55:54.659 --> 00:55:57.420
way too heavily produced crap that was coming

00:55:57.420 --> 00:56:00.679
out of corporate radio guns and roses really

00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:04.019
kind of guns and roses really started the trend

00:56:04.019 --> 00:56:09.159
and then it went on to grunge but the you know

00:56:09.159 --> 00:56:11.699
guns and roses came out and they said we're celebrating

00:56:11.699 --> 00:56:18.190
mass deflation of hairdos They were still glam

00:56:18.190 --> 00:56:20.989
enough to get attention, but they were dirty

00:56:20.989 --> 00:56:24.590
enough to command respect. Yeah, exactly. Because

00:56:24.590 --> 00:56:26.530
you look at some of those hair bands and you

00:56:26.530 --> 00:56:29.309
think, sure, they're jumping around playing this

00:56:29.309 --> 00:56:31.690
wild music, but you could knock one of them over

00:56:31.690 --> 00:56:36.690
with a golf club. You just push them right over

00:56:36.690 --> 00:56:40.269
and they're so weak and fragile. There's nothing

00:56:40.269 --> 00:56:42.809
to them. They're just some punk little piece

00:56:42.809 --> 00:56:45.869
of shit with wild hair. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

00:56:46.369 --> 00:56:48.949
There's really no underlying angst or anything.

00:56:49.389 --> 00:56:51.429
Most of them probably, if they were around here,

00:56:51.530 --> 00:56:53.170
they would have grew up in Leawood or something,

00:56:53.250 --> 00:56:55.349
the Fluent area. Yeah. And they had the money

00:56:55.349 --> 00:56:57.750
for the hairspray and the spandex and the nice

00:56:57.750 --> 00:57:01.610
outfits. The only thing they stood for is, we

00:57:01.610 --> 00:57:04.389
want to get famous and have lots of pussy. That's

00:57:04.389 --> 00:57:09.170
what they stood for themselves. Yeah. That was

00:57:09.170 --> 00:57:11.309
fun for a while, but then it's not fun anymore.

00:57:11.670 --> 00:57:14.010
Yeah, Guns N' Roses actually really kind of started

00:57:14.010 --> 00:57:17.190
it. They came out and said, fuck you guys. We're

00:57:17.190 --> 00:57:20.769
going to not wear our shirts on stage, and part

00:57:20.769 --> 00:57:23.329
of us are just going to look like dirtbags. They

00:57:23.329 --> 00:57:26.630
dared to be ugly. Yes. Where it was all about

00:57:26.630 --> 00:57:30.289
pretty boys and glam and excitement and sparkles

00:57:30.289 --> 00:57:32.710
and makeup, now it was like, yeah, all right,

00:57:32.710 --> 00:57:34.849
we just came out of our sweaty, dirty garage.

00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:38.280
I wiped my forehead with an oily rag from the

00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:40.500
lawnmower, and now we're going to rock your face

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:42.820
off. Yes. That was their attitude, and a lot

00:57:42.820 --> 00:57:45.940
of people were like, about time. Thank you. I

00:57:45.940 --> 00:57:48.780
was one of them going, finally something I can

00:57:48.780 --> 00:57:51.380
sink my fucking teeth into. If I have to hear

00:57:51.380 --> 00:57:54.119
Duran Duran on the radio one more time, I'm going

00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:57.260
to vomit vomit. Yeah, the reflux. Or is that

00:57:57.260 --> 00:58:02.619
reflux? Okay. Anyhow. Okay. Now. The thing is,

00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:04.920
is the only difference between really Guns N'

00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:10.960
Roses and then Full Out Grunge was Guns N' Roses

00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:14.420
still had a flamboyant lead singer. Yes. And

00:58:14.420 --> 00:58:17.800
would poop his hair out and sometimes wear it

00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:20.760
flat. Had the nipple rings in, had the tats,

00:58:20.780 --> 00:58:22.599
had the tight leather pants or whatever, the

00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.059
white leather pants or the goofy -ass little

00:58:25.059 --> 00:58:28.699
biker shorts they used to wear. Yeah. So, you

00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:30.719
know, with the cowboy boots, which always look

00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:33.889
great. Yeah, but you can always tell Guns N'

00:58:33.989 --> 00:58:37.289
Roses wanted to have, they wanted to rock and

00:58:37.289 --> 00:58:39.610
rock hard and leave you worn out, but they also

00:58:39.610 --> 00:58:42.130
wanted to have a good time. With the grunge bands,

00:58:42.449 --> 00:58:45.349
what they wanted to do was wallow in it. Yes.

00:58:45.389 --> 00:58:48.329
They wanted to get down into the mud and just

00:58:48.329 --> 00:58:50.929
wallow. Everything's ruined, thank you. Yeah.

00:58:50.969 --> 00:58:53.329
That was it. Yeah. I mean, that was how it kind

00:58:53.329 --> 00:58:56.369
of started. And if you like anything, fuck you.

00:58:56.590 --> 00:58:59.449
Yeah. Yep. Stare at your shoes. Everything sucks.

00:59:00.219 --> 00:59:03.440
Might as well do heroin and then die. Yeah, and

00:59:03.440 --> 00:59:05.960
that's what they all pretty much did. And, you

00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:07.719
know, there was a difference between... And the

00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:09.480
one guy I always wanted to fucking go away was

00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:11.739
Eddie Vedder, and he's still alive. Yeah, he's

00:59:11.739 --> 00:59:12.940
still around. Anyhow, I'm sorry, go ahead. You

00:59:12.940 --> 00:59:16.179
were saying something. I was saying that it was...

00:59:16.179 --> 00:59:21.659
Well, Kurt Cobain said that grunge was just punk,

00:59:21.820 --> 00:59:25.880
but redone in a 90s style. And I've also heard

00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:28.789
it said that... grunge was punk played by people

00:59:28.789 --> 00:59:33.090
who were good musicians but the idea of punk

00:59:33.090 --> 00:59:36.889
was we don't care if we can play we're just bringing

00:59:36.889 --> 00:59:40.269
the passion and the anger and the frustration

00:59:40.269 --> 00:59:43.590
and we're going to thrash our brains out and

00:59:43.590 --> 00:59:47.849
the uglier or the harder we are to look at or

00:59:47.849 --> 00:59:50.530
the harder we are to hear the better Oh, speak

00:59:50.530 --> 00:59:53.050
it. Okay. And then when grunge came along, it

00:59:53.050 --> 00:59:55.530
was like, well, we want to do the music too and

00:59:55.530 --> 00:59:58.730
get our point across because we want to appeal

00:59:58.730 --> 01:00:02.489
to... We're looking to make a change by getting

01:00:02.489 --> 01:00:05.570
into the minds of people like us. We're not just

01:00:05.570 --> 01:00:08.789
here to offend. We're here to make you think.

01:00:09.469 --> 01:00:11.909
And that's what grunge was about. Now, they had

01:00:11.909 --> 01:00:14.769
a very dark view of a lot of things. A lot of

01:00:14.769 --> 01:00:20.019
the songs were very heavy and... definitely not

01:00:20.019 --> 01:00:23.079
fun time music, but they did want you to think,

01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:25.739
I mean, they spent time. A lot of these musicians

01:00:25.739 --> 01:00:29.619
spend a lot of time writing the words that they

01:00:29.619 --> 01:00:33.400
wanted to express. I would say that they spent

01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:38.119
just as much time expressing lyrics. Finally,

01:00:38.179 --> 01:00:41.320
finally expressing lyrics as they did music.

01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:46.639
Yeah. And it showed. Yeah. So that was, I mean,

01:00:46.659 --> 01:00:49.860
I love that about grunge is that. You could hear

01:00:49.860 --> 01:00:52.980
the emotion and the passion, but they were into

01:00:52.980 --> 01:00:55.980
more than just, you know, I hate you and I want

01:00:55.980 --> 01:00:58.840
to offend you. It's I hate the world and this

01:00:58.840 --> 01:01:02.820
is why. And, you know, they draw you in, and

01:01:02.820 --> 01:01:05.380
it's like they have a story to tell. And if you're

01:01:05.380 --> 01:01:08.539
a part of it, fuck you too. Yeah. Always enjoyed

01:01:08.539 --> 01:01:09.800
that too. And then, of course, corporate landed

01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:13.260
on grunge like the latest fad and beat it into

01:01:13.260 --> 01:01:15.579
a dead horse and then flogged the dead horse

01:01:15.579 --> 01:01:18.820
until it was nothing left. And then grunge became

01:01:18.820 --> 01:01:22.440
a dirty word. Yeah. It really did. And the thing

01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.820
is, is the mass exit of grunge really wasn't

01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:28.239
a mass exit. It was like lack of production.

01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:31.940
Yeah. And, you know, a lot of bands felt like,

01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:34.960
okay, we made our point. It's time to move on.

01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:38.619
And that's healthy. I mean, actually, I mean,

01:01:38.619 --> 01:01:41.639
if you look at it, I mean, even like Chris Cornell

01:01:41.639 --> 01:01:45.280
did, too. Yeah. He went solo. Moved on to other

01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:47.519
bands. If anyone ever had Euphoria Morning, like

01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:50.559
I still do, his solo album, one of them. And

01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:52.760
listened to the different types of music he was

01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:54.780
getting in on. Then he started doing collaborations.

01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:58.599
We spoke about this with Alice Cooper, you know,

01:01:58.619 --> 01:02:03.480
like Stolen Prayer and what was the other? Unholy

01:02:03.480 --> 01:02:06.980
War. Unholy War. Yeah. You know, he was branching

01:02:06.980 --> 01:02:10.280
out. He made a statement. Then he went to Audioslave,

01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:13.780
which was completely different. Yeah. Completely

01:02:13.780 --> 01:02:17.400
different. Yeah. So he was branching out. And

01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:21.179
I feel like he was like, you know. I made my

01:02:21.179 --> 01:02:25.579
point, and I moved on in life. He went through

01:02:25.579 --> 01:02:28.159
a terrible divorce, from what I read, and had

01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:31.119
some issues in life, and then got past him, and

01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:33.519
then evidently, I don't know what happened later.

01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:36.920
He rejoined Soundgarden for the reunion tour,

01:02:36.980 --> 01:02:40.380
much anticipated. I went and saw that, and I

01:02:40.380 --> 01:02:42.880
thought it was an excellent show. Couldn't have

01:02:42.880 --> 01:02:48.679
gotten any better, really. It seems to me like

01:02:48.679 --> 01:02:51.440
he went back to revisit the glory days, maybe.

01:02:52.639 --> 01:02:55.480
Yeah, but that also probably brought up a lot

01:02:55.480 --> 01:03:00.019
of the horrors. Unresolved horrors. Yeah. So,

01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:03.460
you know, it's sad to think that, like, all this

01:03:03.460 --> 01:03:06.579
music that is so good comes from so much pain.

01:03:06.820 --> 01:03:10.880
Yeah. But some of the best music around is angry,

01:03:11.119 --> 01:03:15.079
pissed -off music. Yeah, it is. It's so from

01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:19.489
the heart. Yeah. That it is, it's unchangeable.

01:03:19.769 --> 01:03:22.949
What it is is what it is. It's not overly produced.

01:03:23.050 --> 01:03:24.909
It can't be overly produced. It wouldn't be the

01:03:24.909 --> 01:03:27.750
same song. Yeah, absolutely. You know, I mean,

01:03:27.750 --> 01:03:30.050
listen to Neil Young, some of his brilliant shit.

01:03:30.289 --> 01:03:34.210
Just sheer anger and protest. Yeah, yeah. And

01:03:34.210 --> 01:03:37.869
that really caught on, too. I remember for a

01:03:37.869 --> 01:03:40.110
while, everybody was recording in their living

01:03:40.110 --> 01:03:42.570
room with some little four -track deck or something.

01:03:43.329 --> 01:03:46.110
Springsteen put out. at least one album where

01:03:46.110 --> 01:03:48.369
it was just recorded in his living room with

01:03:48.369 --> 01:03:50.789
a four -track recorder. I've never been a huge

01:03:50.789 --> 01:03:53.369
Springsteen fan, but I did respect that. I was

01:03:53.369 --> 01:03:55.329
like, okay, that's kind of cool. Yeah, and then

01:03:55.329 --> 01:03:59.610
Cowboy Junkies have an album called The Trinity

01:03:59.610 --> 01:04:04.150
Sessions where they went to a church, that Trinity

01:04:04.150 --> 01:04:08.190
was in the name of the church, and the band gathered

01:04:08.190 --> 01:04:12.110
around one single microphone, and then they just

01:04:12.110 --> 01:04:16.679
all played. There were no overdubs, no extra

01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:20.579
takes, no sound reinforcement here. It's just

01:04:20.579 --> 01:04:23.659
everybody played their instrument, and one microphone

01:04:23.659 --> 01:04:27.179
picked up everything, including the vocals. Didn't

01:04:27.179 --> 01:04:30.300
Black Sabbath do that on their first album, or

01:04:30.300 --> 01:04:33.760
was it Paranoid? That I don't know. I think it

01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:35.119
was their first album because they virtually

01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:37.920
had no money to work with. Yeah. And there are

01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:42.219
some 60s, iconic 60s albums that we know of.

01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:44.360
I think Led Zeppelin II was recorded, or was

01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.579
it one? It was done pretty much with room mics.

01:04:46.840 --> 01:04:48.840
Yeah. They put everyone in a room. Actually,

01:04:48.860 --> 01:04:50.199
I think both of them. And put some mics around

01:04:50.199 --> 01:04:52.860
and just recorded it that way. Look at the brilliance

01:04:52.860 --> 01:04:56.019
coming from there. Yeah. And like we spoke before,

01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:58.400
John Bonham, not what he put in, what he left

01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:01.280
out. Yeah. He was the art of the beat that should

01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:03.679
be there but isn't, but it's brilliant. Yep,

01:05:03.679 --> 01:05:06.960
Nigel Olsen, who played for Elton John early

01:05:06.960 --> 01:05:09.920
in his career, picked up on that, too. He was

01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:13.960
very good at just these outrageous syncopations.

01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:15.739
I would agree. If you listen to that guy, it's

01:05:15.739 --> 01:05:17.599
like, what the fuck is he doing? Hey, wait a

01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:20.480
minute, I like it. Yep. That's kind of like Bonham,

01:05:20.539 --> 01:05:22.739
too. It's like, you never know where that snare

01:05:22.739 --> 01:05:25.940
is going to land. Is this guy Rick Allen? Is

01:05:25.940 --> 01:05:30.400
he missing an arm? But good God, Roy Bonham could

01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:33.650
play that one single kick drum. with one foot

01:05:33.650 --> 01:05:36.550
and make it sound like three. He could do that.

01:05:36.590 --> 01:05:40.750
Just amazing. Yeah. And to think, probably technically

01:05:40.750 --> 01:05:42.590
and everything, his son is probably a better

01:05:42.590 --> 01:05:45.070
drummer, but his son can never get the feeling

01:05:45.070 --> 01:05:48.949
his dad. In my opinion, it's just too mechanical.

01:05:49.150 --> 01:05:52.110
There's something of a swagger in John Bonham's

01:05:52.110 --> 01:05:57.219
work. Just this... My balls are as big as my

01:05:57.219 --> 01:05:59.500
head's swagger. I've got a great example, and

01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:01.440
I know you will get this, Christopher. I know

01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:03.739
you will, because you and I are so musically

01:06:03.739 --> 01:06:07.500
inclined like this. This is what Richie Blackmore

01:06:07.500 --> 01:06:13.239
had against Satriani and people like that. It

01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:18.119
was too good. No feeling. And he said that, and

01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:20.519
he got in a lot of shit. People are like, oh,

01:06:20.519 --> 01:06:22.699
he's jealous. It's like, no, wait a minute. Wait

01:06:22.699 --> 01:06:26.059
a minute. He's right. Eddie Van Halen could do

01:06:26.059 --> 01:06:28.619
all that, but he did it with feeling. He did

01:06:28.619 --> 01:06:30.940
it with so much emotion that he didn't even realize

01:06:30.940 --> 01:06:34.840
that these songs were so brilliant. He didn't

01:06:34.840 --> 01:06:37.159
realize that Eruption was so brilliant because

01:06:37.159 --> 01:06:39.960
there was so much emotion in it. I'll give you

01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:42.659
two more examples of technical brilliance with

01:06:42.659 --> 01:06:46.519
lack of passion. Okay, the first half of Neil

01:06:46.519 --> 01:06:50.719
Peart's career with Rush. I know, go ahead. Lots

01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:54.199
of technical precision, but he just hammers everything.

01:06:54.860 --> 01:06:58.719
Way too much. So he stopped, relearned how to

01:06:58.719 --> 01:07:01.420
play, and then the second half of his career,

01:07:01.539 --> 01:07:04.159
he plays with enormous amounts of feeling and

01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:06.860
passion. It's amazing. You could almost, to me,

01:07:07.039 --> 01:07:09.099
almost call him one of the best drummers ever.

01:07:09.239 --> 01:07:11.679
Yeah. Because of the second half of his career.

01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:15.099
Yeah, yeah. He put everything he had into it.

01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:18.360
Yeah, yeah. First half of his career, he's showing

01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:23.119
off. He's showing his brilliance. He's... displaying

01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:25.199
all sorts of technique. The second half of his

01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:27.619
career, he's showing you his heart and his soul.

01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:32.199
But he knew, he knew when to stop. Yeah. He like

01:07:32.199 --> 01:07:34.880
had like a moment of clarity. Yeah. And he was

01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:37.440
like, okay. I mean, you listen to those first,

01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:40.139
you know, from albums two, three, four, from

01:07:40.139 --> 01:07:43.369
Rush. He overplayed the shit out of all those

01:07:43.369 --> 01:07:45.469
songs, and everyone knows it, but he's just so

01:07:45.469 --> 01:07:48.909
damn good nobody wants to say it. He overplayed

01:07:48.909 --> 01:07:52.489
the shit out of those songs. They're like eating

01:07:52.489 --> 01:07:54.929
Doritos in the other room, but just let it go.

01:07:55.070 --> 01:07:59.110
Let it happen. Let's see. You put in about 178

01:07:59.110 --> 01:08:02.369
notes when three would have done. Geddy Lee's

01:08:02.369 --> 01:08:05.590
in the corner. Take off to the great white night.

01:08:05.590 --> 01:08:09.269
Take off. I'm just over here practicing. Okay,

01:08:09.349 --> 01:08:11.510
well, before I forget, here's my second example

01:08:11.510 --> 01:08:14.070
of technical brilliance without the passion.

01:08:14.710 --> 01:08:19.569
Harry Connick Jr. Yeah. That was a big rap early

01:08:19.569 --> 01:08:22.329
in his career. Yeah, but then he changed it around

01:08:22.329 --> 01:08:24.890
like Neil Peart did. Yeah. Yeah. It was the thing

01:08:24.890 --> 01:08:29.470
is, like, he sounds so sweet and good and rich,

01:08:29.510 --> 01:08:33.630
and his voice is just beautiful, but I don't

01:08:33.630 --> 01:08:36.020
believe a word he's singing. That was the rap

01:08:36.020 --> 01:08:38.920
on Harry Connick Jr., and so he went into acting

01:08:38.920 --> 01:08:41.319
for a while. And he was excellent at acting.

01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:46.640
Yeah, but that's the tie -in. When you're singing

01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:51.300
the song, you're acting. I would agree. You've

01:08:51.300 --> 01:08:55.399
got to have that actor part in you. In order

01:08:55.399 --> 01:08:58.039
to be a compelling lead singer, you've got to

01:08:58.039 --> 01:08:59.979
be an actor, too. Well, I mean, let's face it,

01:08:59.979 --> 01:09:02.569
like a Janis Joplin. Not a good singer by any

01:09:02.569 --> 01:09:05.789
amount. No. But entertaining. Ozzy. Another one.

01:09:05.890 --> 01:09:08.390
Yeah. Not a good singer. Entertaining. Oh, yeah.

01:09:08.550 --> 01:09:11.170
Yeah. Great at what they do. Whatever it is they

01:09:11.170 --> 01:09:14.789
do. Yeah. Yeah. Singer. Janis Joplin, Ozzy, not

01:09:14.789 --> 01:09:17.909
so much. But. Jim Morrison wasn't all that great

01:09:17.909 --> 01:09:21.710
of a singer. No. But he was just so captivating.

01:09:21.970 --> 01:09:24.250
The thing about Jim Morrison is, as I know, the

01:09:24.250 --> 01:09:27.550
thing is you either got the best show or the

01:09:27.550 --> 01:09:29.350
worst show ever. Yeah. When you saw him, you

01:09:29.350 --> 01:09:32.340
didn't know. Was he on that night or not? It

01:09:32.340 --> 01:09:34.560
was a crapshoot. It really was. They were pretty

01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:37.979
much a house band. Was it the Rainbow or Whiskey?

01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:42.420
Ah, let's see. It may have been the Whiskey.

01:09:42.420 --> 01:09:46.039
Yeah, I think it was the Whiskey where they did

01:09:46.039 --> 01:09:52.600
the song... Gloria? No, was it The End? The end.

01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:56.220
Yeah, where he said, Father, I want to kill you.

01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:59.319
Mother, I want to fuck you. Yeah, and that brought

01:09:59.319 --> 01:10:01.359
the place down. And people thought that really

01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:05.020
meant something when he was just... It's an Oedipal

01:10:05.020 --> 01:10:09.100
thing. Yeah, yeah. He was fucked out of his mind

01:10:09.100 --> 01:10:14.920
and he wanted to get reaction. And that did it.

01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:19.579
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You want to bang your mom?

01:10:20.250 --> 01:10:23.449
And then, let's see, I think it was also the

01:10:23.449 --> 01:10:28.470
whiskey where Frank Zappa was at the whiskey

01:10:28.470 --> 01:10:31.630
one night, and this band came on, and they were

01:10:31.630 --> 01:10:36.850
so horribly bad that partway through their first

01:10:36.850 --> 01:10:39.989
song, the place emptied out. And Zappa was like,

01:10:40.130 --> 01:10:43.210
oh, my God, I've never seen anything like this.

01:10:43.250 --> 01:10:45.109
I've got to know who this band is. Well, it was

01:10:45.109 --> 01:10:50.659
Alice Cooper. Before they actually really became

01:10:50.659 --> 01:10:52.560
Alice Cooper. Before they learned how to write

01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.859
songs. I mean, they were called Alice Cooper,

01:10:55.060 --> 01:10:59.439
but all they had going for them was being loud

01:10:59.439 --> 01:11:02.180
and offensive. That was all they had. Alice Cooper

01:11:02.180 --> 01:11:04.439
didn't have his trademark. makeup either yet

01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:06.859
no i know what you're talking about when they

01:11:06.859 --> 01:11:09.619
were playing with uh he had red hair still didn't

01:11:09.619 --> 01:11:11.239
he or something he was he had red hair he had

01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:13.359
blonde hair at one point they were played a lot

01:11:13.359 --> 01:11:15.939
with sexual androgyny you know are they guys

01:11:15.939 --> 01:11:18.560
are they gals yeah that's why when marilyn manson

01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:21.239
did that i'm like already been done yeah david

01:11:21.239 --> 01:11:25.060
bowie alice cooper when i saw marilyn manson

01:11:25.060 --> 01:11:30.520
at memorial uh memorial hall in kck It was Marilyn

01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:33.720
Manson opened, and then the Jim Rose Sideshow

01:11:33.720 --> 01:11:37.640
Circus. Oh, yeah! Slash was on Eddie Trunk's

01:11:37.640 --> 01:11:40.060
Trunk Nation the other day. Eddie asked Slash

01:11:40.060 --> 01:11:42.119
if they planned on doing any U .S. dates next

01:11:42.119 --> 01:11:45.380
year. Slash's reply was yes, we are doing a U

01:11:45.380 --> 01:11:47.619
.S. tour next year as well as another album.

01:11:47.819 --> 01:11:50.079
He said they have more than enough material for

01:11:50.079 --> 01:11:52.380
a full album. This is great news for all the

01:11:52.380 --> 01:11:55.859
Guns N' Roses fans, including myself. They used

01:11:55.859 --> 01:11:58.899
to call it Jump -O -Lean until your mama got

01:11:58.899 --> 01:12:01.729
on it. Have you ever wondered where something

01:12:01.729 --> 01:12:03.970
came from? Have you ever looked at something

01:12:03.970 --> 01:12:06.109
and said, Hey, I wonder what the origin of that

01:12:06.109 --> 01:12:09.789
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

01:12:09.789 --> 01:12:14.689
the origin of... The origin of the nose ring.

01:12:14.890 --> 01:12:17.250
The middle east is the birthplace of the nostril

01:12:17.250 --> 01:12:21.489
ring, piercing, tracking back 4 ,000 years. Nostrils

01:12:21.489 --> 01:12:24.630
were held as a status of upper class if they

01:12:24.630 --> 01:12:27.590
were pierced with a ring. Ms. Gulkenstein was

01:12:27.590 --> 01:12:29.489
tired of Mark and Toe for making sport of her.

01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:32.340
Little did the douchebags know Ms. Guffenstein

01:12:32.340 --> 01:12:35.020
was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger.

01:12:35.500 --> 01:12:39.420
She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

01:12:39.420 --> 01:12:44.119
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

01:12:44.119 --> 01:12:46.119
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

01:12:46.420 --> 01:12:50.279
Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin

01:12:50.279 --> 01:12:55.579
monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen

01:12:55.579 --> 01:12:58.340
in as Rob the Capuchin Monkey tries to sell the

01:12:58.340 --> 01:13:01.180
rest of the Capuchin Monkey's Amway. Rob has

01:13:01.180 --> 01:13:03.640
always dreamed of becoming a Diamond Status Amway

01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:27.840
as a Capuchin Monkey. Little did our hero Rob

01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:31.279
know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's

01:13:31.279 --> 01:13:33.399
Club and became violently pissed off when he

01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:36.180
tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly

01:13:36.180 --> 01:13:38.359
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

01:13:38.359 --> 01:13:43.420
straight. Rob could not sit down. And now, Deep

01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:49.920
Thoughts with Mark. I sure wish my inner voice

01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:54.619
sounded just like Morgan Freeman. Hmm. That'd

01:13:54.619 --> 01:14:01.920
be cool. Harambe used to listen to our original

01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:04.680
show, Too Dipshits and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:07.899
Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our

01:14:07.899 --> 01:14:10.399
original show, Too Dipshits and Cheap Radio Shack

01:14:10.399 --> 01:14:13.760
Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask

01:14:13.760 --> 01:14:16.359
why Harambe never listens to our original show,

01:14:16.500 --> 01:14:18.619
Too Dipshits and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

01:14:18.619 --> 01:14:21.859
Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is

01:14:21.859 --> 01:14:24.520
dead. senselessly murdered because some idiot

01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:26.600
did not watch her child properly while looking

01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:29.640
on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does not listen to

01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:31.600
our original show, Two Gibshits and the Cheap

01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:34.119
Radio Shedack Realistic Dig Recorder, or any

01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:47.689
other show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. Two douchebags

01:14:47.689 --> 01:14:51.470
and a microphone. I'm Mark from the Kansas City

01:14:51.470 --> 01:14:56.210
area at the Talk is Cheap studio. Sam's Rob tonight.

01:14:56.350 --> 01:14:58.829
Rob has laryngitis. He will be back. As soon

01:14:58.829 --> 01:15:00.949
as his voice comes back, we will record something.

01:15:01.310 --> 01:15:04.250
But until then, if he was, he could be on here

01:15:04.250 --> 01:15:06.569
right now and you wouldn't know because you couldn't

01:15:06.569 --> 01:15:10.449
hear him. So that's how bad his voice is. Yeah,

01:15:10.510 --> 01:15:12.869
believe me, he called me. I'm like, huh? What?

01:15:13.029 --> 01:15:16.329
Huh? What? So you've been. Better off, I don't

01:15:16.329 --> 01:15:18.710
know. He did text me, so I knew what was going

01:15:18.710 --> 01:15:23.529
on. And then he called me. All right. All right.

01:15:23.529 --> 01:15:26.909
How about some weird stories now? Everybody up

01:15:26.909 --> 01:15:31.430
for that? All right. The trial began October

01:15:31.430 --> 01:15:35.289
17th in Houston for Christina Chambers, 34, who

01:15:35.289 --> 01:15:38.010
was accused of manslaughter. The Houston Chronicle

01:15:38.010 --> 01:15:41.729
reported, in 2023, Joseph McMillan, 33, was leaving

01:15:41.729 --> 01:15:44.289
a donut store with a date when he was struck

01:15:44.289 --> 01:15:47.390
and killed by Chambers' Porsche 911 Carrera.

01:15:48.310 --> 01:15:51.310
Police said Chambers was four times over the

01:15:51.310 --> 01:15:54.189
legal alcohol limit and had baggies of cocaine

01:15:54.189 --> 01:15:57.350
in her car and purse, and they estimated she

01:15:57.350 --> 01:15:59.470
was driving about 70 miles an hour when she hit

01:15:59.470 --> 01:16:02.210
McMillan. He was thrown about 30 feet and died

01:16:02.210 --> 01:16:04.630
at the scene. Chambers' attorney, Mark Thiessen,

01:16:04.670 --> 01:16:07.850
however, positioned that it was Chambers' Christian

01:16:07.850 --> 01:16:14.409
shoes. I'm not sure what kind of shoes these

01:16:14.409 --> 01:16:21.649
are. Christian Labotin shoes that caused the

01:16:21.649 --> 01:16:23.949
accident. Claiming the heel got stuck on the

01:16:23.949 --> 01:16:26.810
car's gas pedal. Chambers could serve up to 20

01:16:26.810 --> 01:16:29.609
years in prison if she's convicted. And I'll

01:16:29.609 --> 01:16:32.050
have to look it up. Labotin, Laboutin, Christian

01:16:32.050 --> 01:16:35.550
Laboutin shoes. Never heard of them. Just outside

01:16:35.550 --> 01:16:38.649
of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on September 28th,

01:16:38.649 --> 01:16:41.869
there were a congregation that were confronted

01:16:41.869 --> 01:16:44.649
by their pastor, Philip Thornton, wearing and

01:16:44.649 --> 01:16:47.409
wielding an assault -style rifle to illustrate

01:16:47.409 --> 01:16:51.010
his points during his sermon. WHPTV reported

01:16:51.010 --> 01:16:54.189
that Thornton used a firearm to symbolize clearing

01:16:54.189 --> 01:16:57.090
the room or using spiritual violence against

01:16:57.090 --> 01:17:00.060
unbelief. At times, Thornton pointed the gun

01:17:00.060 --> 01:17:03.560
at the congregation with a laser bouncing off

01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:07.779
church members. That's hardcore. The church released

01:17:07.779 --> 01:17:09.920
a statement after concerns were brought to light,

01:17:10.020 --> 01:17:13.220
saying the gun was disabled, the firing pin was

01:17:13.220 --> 01:17:17.199
removed, cleared, and publicly shown to be ammo

01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:19.720
-free. But Thornton also said, I could get you,

01:17:19.819 --> 01:17:22.949
any one of you. The statement closed with gratitude

01:17:22.949 --> 01:17:25.789
for bringing great attention to the church. After

01:17:25.789 --> 01:17:27.869
all, there's no such thing as bad publicity,

01:17:28.149 --> 01:17:30.630
but I would have to argue with him on this. You

01:17:30.630 --> 01:17:32.569
want to take you and your family to church and

01:17:32.569 --> 01:17:35.369
you find out that the pastor has a gun and it's

01:17:35.369 --> 01:17:37.470
pointed at people, I would say that's bad publicity,

01:17:37.689 --> 01:17:40.149
but they can put any type of spin on it they

01:17:40.149 --> 01:17:45.270
want. I'm saying, I don't think so. And in another

01:17:45.270 --> 01:17:48.210
weird story, Megan Ashley Davis is a college

01:17:48.210 --> 01:17:51.479
student in Texas. Kron .com reported on October

01:17:51.479 --> 01:17:54.800
10th, she is not a server at an Alva Garden in

01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:57.479
St. Louis, and she didn't get arrested for assault

01:17:57.479 --> 01:18:00.000
after throwing a basket of breadsticks at a customer.

01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:02.859
But Davis' life has been turned upside down since

01:18:02.859 --> 01:18:05.199
a Facebook account called Pure Videos posted

01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:09.000
a real mugshot of Davis and claimed she had retaliated

01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:12.520
for a bad tip by tossing the treats at a diner.

01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:15.600
It's probably like my worst nightmare coming

01:18:15.600 --> 01:18:18.109
to reality, Davis said. She admitted that the

01:18:18.109 --> 01:18:21.130
mugshot came from a night in August, soon after

01:18:21.130 --> 01:18:23.529
her mother died, when she was arrested for public

01:18:23.529 --> 01:18:26.789
intoxication. But this recent post has garnered

01:18:26.789 --> 01:18:29.470
harassing and creepy comments. People are disgusting

01:18:29.470 --> 01:18:32.210
out there and scary, she said. I feel small.

01:18:32.489 --> 01:18:36.989
Like, how do I fix this situation? I don't know

01:18:36.989 --> 01:18:40.029
how you fix that, man. That's kind of a screwed

01:18:40.029 --> 01:18:42.229
up deal there, isn't it? I mean, you know, you

01:18:42.229 --> 01:18:45.470
can say it wasn't you, but how many people believe

01:18:45.470 --> 01:18:51.310
that? Probably about none. And on to another

01:18:51.310 --> 01:18:54.970
one. Blake Michael Coleman, 26, a contract driver

01:18:54.970 --> 01:18:57.630
for Amazon, was arrested for first -degree assault

01:18:57.630 --> 01:19:00.909
after an incident in an Everett, Washington apartment

01:19:00.909 --> 01:19:05.569
complex mailroom on October 3rd. KRCG -TV reported

01:19:05.569 --> 01:19:09.189
that Coleman and a USPS carrier were in the room

01:19:09.189 --> 01:19:12.729
when an altercation took place, resulting in

01:19:12.729 --> 01:19:16.319
the mail carrier being shot in the head. Coleman

01:19:16.319 --> 01:19:18.840
admitted shooting the man, who will survive,

01:19:18.899 --> 01:19:21.920
but lost an eye because he said the man was trying

01:19:21.920 --> 01:19:26.079
to charge him while he was cornered. Coleman

01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:28.659
was allegedly armed with two guns, a large knife,

01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:31.060
and a bulletproof vest. He told police that he

01:19:31.060 --> 01:19:33.060
had been attacked on numerous occasions, that

01:19:33.060 --> 01:19:36.720
he is being cyber -stalked by the mafia. Coleman

01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:38.840
said he believed the postal worker might have

01:19:38.840 --> 01:19:41.899
been a mafia assassin. His bomb was set at one

01:19:41.899 --> 01:19:47.250
million. So, I'm going to say that the guy is

01:19:47.250 --> 01:19:50.670
probably, I don't know, schizophrenic or, I don't

01:19:50.670 --> 01:19:54.569
know, on drugs or all the above. So, okay. All

01:19:54.569 --> 01:19:57.449
right. When Erin Scott O 'Brien sold her home

01:19:57.449 --> 01:20:00.069
in New Orleans in 2018, she left behind a marble

01:20:00.069 --> 01:20:02.430
tablet given to her by her grandparents, the

01:20:02.430 --> 01:20:05.670
Associated Press reported on October 11th. The

01:20:05.670 --> 01:20:08.170
cool -ass piece of art in her garden was covered

01:20:08.170 --> 01:20:12.069
by weeds until the current owner, Daniela Santoro,

01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:16.439
was cleaning up and found it. Santoro alerted

01:20:16.439 --> 01:20:19.140
her colleague at Tulane University, anthropologist

01:20:19.140 --> 01:20:23.979
Susan Lucina, who identified the slab as a 1900

01:20:23.979 --> 01:20:28.020
-year -old grave marker of a Roman sailor, Sextus

01:20:28.020 --> 01:20:34.800
Congesius. He had died at age 42 after more than

01:20:34.800 --> 01:20:37.640
two decades of service in the Imperial Navy.

01:20:38.199 --> 01:20:41.060
More research revealed that the maker had been

01:20:41.060 --> 01:20:43.560
missing from the National Archaeological Museum

01:20:43.560 --> 01:20:49.640
in Civita, Italy, since World War II. Now, the

01:20:49.640 --> 01:20:52.420
FBI is working with Italian authorities to send

01:20:52.420 --> 01:20:54.539
the tablet home, which is the right thing to

01:20:54.539 --> 01:21:00.439
do, and I commend them for doing that. And, Ann

01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:06.779
Vincent Walker of Hale County, Florida. was getting

01:21:06.779 --> 01:21:09.539
ready for work on October 2nd when her son Hayden

01:21:09.539 --> 01:21:12.920
called out her name. United Press International

01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:16.180
had reported this. He had been spotted what appeared

01:21:16.180 --> 01:21:18.939
to be a weather balloon over their farm of North

01:21:18.939 --> 01:21:22.239
Lubbock. But when it landed, they discovered

01:21:22.239 --> 01:21:24.260
it was a mysterious piece of equipment attached

01:21:24.260 --> 01:21:27.000
to a parachute. Walter alerted the Hale County

01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:29.420
Sheriff's Office, who had already heard from

01:21:29.420 --> 01:21:32.359
NASA about a missing object. NASA said it was

01:21:32.359 --> 01:21:35.640
part of the Columbia Scientific Balloon Facility.

01:21:36.240 --> 01:21:39.659
which was conducting experiments to help aid

01:21:39.659 --> 01:21:42.699
the accuracy of telescopes. But after launching

01:21:42.699 --> 01:21:45.680
from Fort Summer, New Mexico, it had been blown

01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:49.279
off course. The CSBF collected the equipment,

01:21:49.420 --> 01:21:52.180
and Walter and her family got a day of adventure

01:21:52.180 --> 01:21:57.239
out of this whole fiasco. All right, now on to

01:21:57.239 --> 01:21:59.000
a little bit of food news. I know everybody loves

01:21:59.000 --> 01:22:02.260
food news because, well, food tastes good. And,

01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:04.699
well, a lot of it does. Some of it doesn't. I

01:22:04.699 --> 01:22:07.729
mean, you know. To me, seafood doesn't taste

01:22:07.729 --> 01:22:11.050
good, but a lot of people argue with that. Octopus?

01:22:11.210 --> 01:22:14.449
No way. But, alright. When it comes to iconic

01:22:14.449 --> 01:22:16.510
food pairings such as peanut butter and jelly

01:22:16.510 --> 01:22:19.350
or chocolate and peanut butter, the most classic

01:22:19.350 --> 01:22:22.069
of them all is arguably macaroni and cheese.

01:22:22.449 --> 01:22:25.409
Not only is the cheesy pasta a childhood staple,

01:22:25.590 --> 01:22:29.489
but it's also an ideal meal or side dish for

01:22:29.489 --> 01:22:32.350
carb lovers of all ages that's quick, convenient,

01:22:32.529 --> 01:22:35.560
and absolutely delicious. Plus, it's always a

01:22:35.560 --> 01:22:38.979
fan favorite, especially when it comes to cozy

01:22:38.979 --> 01:22:41.520
fall potlucks, back -to -school lunches, or even

01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:43.979
a quick comfort meal. While the standard cheddar

01:22:43.979 --> 01:22:47.680
sauce is classic, there are plenty of different

01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:50.520
concoctions to choose from, whether it's gooey

01:22:50.520 --> 01:22:52.819
baked casserole or even a boxed pizza flavored

01:22:52.819 --> 01:22:56.520
mac. And now, Annie's. You know Annie's. Yeah,

01:22:56.600 --> 01:23:00.960
the pretzel people is coming up with... With

01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:03.859
the iconic blue box and a brand new box macaroni

01:23:03.859 --> 01:23:05.800
and cheese, it's perfect for cooler weather.

01:23:07.140 --> 01:23:10.260
General Mills is coming for the fan favorite

01:23:10.260 --> 01:23:14.239
brand with a twist of two of Kraft Heinz's signatures.

01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:17.380
The signature household brand isn't just known

01:23:17.380 --> 01:23:19.739
for its iconic blue box of Kraft mac and cheese,

01:23:19.960 --> 01:23:23.640
it's also behind the iconic Velveeta, which in

01:23:23.640 --> 01:23:26.159
addition to its own lineup of macaroni and cheese

01:23:26.159 --> 01:23:29.729
products, also boasts a famous queso dip. that's

01:23:29.729 --> 01:23:32.050
made with cheese, tomatoes, and chilies for a

01:23:32.050 --> 01:23:34.470
touch of heat. We're happy to report that Annie's

01:23:34.470 --> 01:23:37.090
new product is a go -to pantry staple, perfect

01:23:37.090 --> 01:23:41.350
like game day watch parties and busy weeknights

01:23:41.350 --> 01:23:44.970
alike. Annie's Pasta Spirals and Creamy Queso

01:23:44.970 --> 01:23:47.149
is a quick, easy, and cheesy dish that features

01:23:47.149 --> 01:23:50.270
organic spiral noodles, real cheese, and mild

01:23:50.270 --> 01:23:52.949
spices. The fresh and fancy take on the classic

01:23:52.949 --> 01:23:57.069
mac and cheese is extra velvety and a queso -inspired

01:23:57.069 --> 01:23:59.409
flavor that elevates the kind of friendly staple

01:23:59.409 --> 01:24:02.430
without adding any spice or restaurant prices.

01:24:03.869 --> 01:24:05.909
Whether you're looking for a quick addition to

01:24:05.909 --> 01:24:08.189
a weeknight meal or just want to upgrade for

01:24:08.189 --> 01:24:11.430
your typical mac, Annie's new Pasta Spirals and

01:24:11.430 --> 01:24:17.890
Queso iterations comes just in time. So, you

01:24:17.890 --> 01:24:19.449
know, I could go on with this, but I think everyone

01:24:19.449 --> 01:24:21.229
gots what the hell this is, and I think they're

01:24:21.229 --> 01:24:23.729
happy with it. You know, that's it. That's really

01:24:23.729 --> 01:24:26.710
all I got. So, you know, as someone who loves

01:24:26.710 --> 01:24:28.750
mac and cheese and queso, I'm shocked no brand

01:24:28.750 --> 01:24:30.970
has thought to combine the two before. That said,

01:24:31.069 --> 01:24:33.850
it's almost a guarantee that Annie's Pasta Spirals

01:24:33.850 --> 01:24:36.149
and Creamy Queso will be making its way into

01:24:36.149 --> 01:24:39.069
my dinner rotation for football season, and it'll

01:24:39.069 --> 01:24:41.270
likely stick around through the winter as well.

01:24:42.350 --> 01:24:48.970
So there you go. All right. Nicola Core, 51,

01:24:49.229 --> 01:24:52.930
of Suffolk, England, has received $4 ,700 in

01:24:52.930 --> 01:24:55.720
compensation from the Suffolk... Police, after

01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:58.520
an incident incurring a raid at her home, Metro

01:24:58.520 --> 01:25:00.859
News reported. Corse said police were searching

01:25:00.859 --> 01:25:03.060
her home as part of an investigation involving

01:25:03.060 --> 01:25:06.140
a relative when their body cameras recorded them

01:25:06.140 --> 01:25:08.680
acting like children in a playground, tossing

01:25:08.680 --> 01:25:11.239
a G -string back and forth and fondling erotic

01:25:11.239 --> 01:25:15.020
gadgets and had it in a basket. A young female

01:25:15.020 --> 01:25:17.979
officer started pulling all the things out, saying,

01:25:18.140 --> 01:25:21.319
Oh, this is sticky, Corse said. She requested

01:25:21.319 --> 01:25:23.640
the body cam footage after seeing her G -string

01:25:23.640 --> 01:25:26.439
on her pillow. A police spokesperson said the

01:25:26.439 --> 01:25:28.960
investigation determined the officer's behavior

01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:31.500
was deemed to be unacceptable and unprofessional,

01:25:31.579 --> 01:25:34.760
but was considered to be more due to the immaturity

01:25:34.760 --> 01:25:39.100
they spiked. So, immaturity. Yeah, I probably

01:25:39.100 --> 01:25:41.720
would have done the same thing in all full disclosure.

01:25:41.880 --> 01:25:44.220
Sounds like fun. You find all these gadgets.

01:25:44.380 --> 01:25:46.319
You're like, hey, hey, check this out. What's

01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:48.920
this thing? Oh, no. Looks like the show's over,

01:25:49.100 --> 01:25:52.659
kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford

01:25:52.659 --> 01:25:56.130
a wireless mic. He infuriates me, pisses me off.

01:25:56.170 --> 01:26:01.250
Some people are just fucking evil. Wild burros,

01:26:01.289 --> 01:26:03.890
a federally protected species, are being targeted

01:26:03.890 --> 01:26:06.909
in inland California. The Associated Press reported

01:26:06.909 --> 01:26:09.949
on September 9th, a female burro called Cupid

01:26:09.949 --> 01:26:12.289
was spotted with an arrow protruding from her

01:26:12.289 --> 01:26:14.949
right shoulder. Animal service at the Riverside

01:26:14.949 --> 01:26:16.989
County Sheriff Department worked together to

01:26:16.989 --> 01:26:20.409
bring her in for emergency surgery. At least

01:26:20.409 --> 01:26:22.390
six donkeys have been shot with arrows since

01:26:22.390 --> 01:26:25.069
June, the Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue Group

01:26:25.069 --> 01:26:28.390
said. The group is offering a $24 ,000 reward

01:26:28.390 --> 01:26:30.989
for information about who is shooting the donkeys.

01:26:31.090 --> 01:26:33.470
In the meantime, Cupid is recovering from surgery

01:26:33.470 --> 01:26:36.329
and will be returned to her herd when she is

01:26:36.329 --> 01:26:39.510
well. And I, you know what, man, some motherfucker

01:26:39.510 --> 01:26:42.109
like that, I'd pay someone just to fucking shoot

01:26:42.109 --> 01:26:44.689
them in the head, I swear. Pieces of shit like

01:26:44.689 --> 01:26:48.399
that have no place on this earth. These poor

01:26:48.399 --> 01:26:52.340
beautiful animals did nothing. And whoever that

01:26:52.340 --> 01:26:54.579
piece of shit that did that is, we don't need

01:26:54.579 --> 01:26:56.979
them on this earth. I guarantee that. There's

01:26:56.979 --> 01:26:58.659
not one good reason to have that piece of shit

01:26:58.659 --> 01:27:01.319
on this earth. That person needs to be eradicated

01:27:01.319 --> 01:27:05.460
and out of our lives. And I mean that. All right.

01:27:05.760 --> 01:27:08.720
Indianapolis -based bankruptcy attorney Mark

01:27:08.720 --> 01:27:11.760
S. Zuckerberg is suing Metta, the company of

01:27:11.760 --> 01:27:14.850
Mark E. Zuckerberg. because a former's Facebook

01:27:14.850 --> 01:27:18.989
page keeps getting shut down. WTHR -TV reported

01:27:18.989 --> 01:27:21.390
on September 4th, it's not funny, the attorney

01:27:21.390 --> 01:27:24.729
said. Meta has been accusing him of impersonating

01:27:24.729 --> 01:27:27.550
a celebrity and using a false name, which I've

01:27:27.550 --> 01:27:30.590
had way longer than he has, he said. I'd rather

01:27:30.590 --> 01:27:32.850
not pick a fight with him, but I don't know what

01:27:32.850 --> 01:27:35.630
else to do to make them stop shutting me down.

01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:38.109
He said his business account has been removed

01:27:38.109 --> 01:27:40.909
five times and his personal account four. It's

01:27:40.909 --> 01:27:43.750
not right that they... It's not right, and they

01:27:43.750 --> 01:27:47.729
need to stop, he said. And so they have met to

01:27:47.729 --> 01:27:49.829
confirm that Zuckerberg's account is back up

01:27:49.829 --> 01:27:53.909
after being disabled in error. So there you go.

01:27:53.970 --> 01:27:58.630
He got his Mark Zuckerberg, the attorney, got

01:27:58.630 --> 01:28:01.029
to have his page put back up. So there you go.

01:28:01.970 --> 01:28:03.890
While I'm here, I would like to give a heads

01:28:03.890 --> 01:28:05.890
up to everybody. A lot of people live around

01:28:05.890 --> 01:28:08.090
this area. They actually, they know this. They've

01:28:08.090 --> 01:28:10.130
lived here for a while and they know this. Right

01:28:10.130 --> 01:28:12.689
now, we're in the heart of brown recluse season.

01:28:13.829 --> 01:28:17.270
And listen, they're very docile spiders and they

01:28:17.270 --> 01:28:20.890
won't go after you. But they're so docile that

01:28:20.890 --> 01:28:23.670
it's easy to stick your hand on one or step on

01:28:23.670 --> 01:28:25.390
one, you know, if you're barefooted or whatever.

01:28:25.609 --> 01:28:28.939
And they will bite you and they are toxic. And

01:28:28.939 --> 01:28:30.859
they can do a lot of damage to you, especially

01:28:30.859 --> 01:28:35.699
if they give you a blood infection. I mean, Frank

01:28:35.699 --> 01:28:38.000
Henneman, I think it is, of Slayer, he actually

01:28:38.000 --> 01:28:40.180
died from a brown recluse bite. Other people

01:28:40.180 --> 01:28:42.520
have, too. But at the very least, they'll make

01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:45.340
you very, very sick. And right now, it's getting

01:28:45.340 --> 01:28:48.079
cold outside, so they're all heading indoors.

01:28:48.840 --> 01:28:52.760
So they like to hang out in clothes, in shoes,

01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:56.979
in dark places, warm, dark places. So be careful

01:28:56.979 --> 01:29:00.800
putting on your shoes. Um, be careful, um, you

01:29:00.800 --> 01:29:03.140
know, picking up blankets, picking up clothing

01:29:03.140 --> 01:29:05.600
off the floor, or even in, you know, it could

01:29:05.600 --> 01:29:09.960
even be in a container or whatever. Um, uh, just

01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.180
be careful. Maybe bath towels too. Uh, so yeah,

01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:17.600
try not to get bit. It sucks. Most people will

01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:19.760
live through it, but it can make your life hell

01:29:19.760 --> 01:29:22.680
for a while. So be careful. Brown recluse season

01:29:22.680 --> 01:29:26.600
is here. And, um, I don't plan on having any

01:29:26.600 --> 01:29:29.659
type of interactions with them at all. I don't

01:29:29.659 --> 01:29:32.739
mind them at all. They don't get near me, though.

01:29:32.819 --> 01:29:34.920
If they get near me, I'm sorry, man. If I think

01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:37.420
they're going to have a shot at stinging me,

01:29:37.500 --> 01:29:41.000
I will probably just smash them. Although I should

01:29:41.000 --> 01:29:43.800
relocate them, most of the times I don't. Full

01:29:43.800 --> 01:29:46.439
disclosure. Here's an interesting little story

01:29:46.439 --> 01:29:49.119
I want to bring to you guys here while you're

01:29:49.119 --> 01:29:52.539
here and listen to me somewhat, I guess. You

01:29:52.539 --> 01:29:55.840
know, I mean, all right. Friends, acquaintances,

01:29:55.840 --> 01:29:58.979
and other mourners at a funeral in Kanchi, a

01:29:58.979 --> 01:30:03.300
village in India, were stunned when Mohan Lal,

01:30:03.600 --> 01:30:07.300
the man whose funeral they were attending, rose

01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:10.340
and began taking part in the rituals at the Hindu

01:30:10.340 --> 01:30:13.779
service. Metro UK reported that the 74 -year

01:30:13.779 --> 01:30:17.260
-old Lal, a retired Air Force veteran, is well

01:30:17.260 --> 01:30:20.300
respected in Kanchi for his work within the community.

01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:22.939
which oddly enough includes helping to fund and

01:30:22.939 --> 01:30:26.640
build a crematorium for the rainy seasons. But

01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:29.140
all that goodwill didn't stop Law from carrying

01:30:29.140 --> 01:30:31.600
through his plan. I wanted to witness it myself

01:30:31.600 --> 01:30:34.520
and see how much people respect and affection

01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:37.859
people give me, Law said. Reactions varied from

01:30:37.859 --> 01:30:40.699
shock to confusion to relief, but Law was able

01:30:40.699 --> 01:30:42.979
to calm things down by throwing a feast for the

01:30:42.979 --> 01:30:44.859
attendees. So that's good. At least he fed them

01:30:44.859 --> 01:30:46.539
well after he freaked them out and probably gave

01:30:46.539 --> 01:30:49.880
half of them heart attacks. We thank you for

01:30:49.880 --> 01:30:55.359
that much, lol. Okay, we thank you. So, we're

01:30:55.359 --> 01:30:56.880
going to take our second break and we'll come

01:30:56.880 --> 01:31:03.579
back with more stuff. Yeah. The apocalypse just

01:31:03.579 --> 01:31:07.079
happened. You don't know what to do. You don't

01:31:07.079 --> 01:31:09.720
know where to go. But we can tell you what you

01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:14.079
can eat. How to stay clean during an apocalypse.

01:31:14.810 --> 01:31:17.430
Plant oils such as cedarwood, rosewood, and rose

01:31:17.430 --> 01:31:20.329
are often added to soaps to impart their scents.

01:31:20.369 --> 01:31:23.229
The fruits of several Native North American plants

01:31:23.229 --> 01:31:25.989
contain sufficient levels of saponin to produce

01:31:25.989 --> 01:31:28.890
lather and can be used as soaps or shampoos.

01:31:29.449 --> 01:31:32.590
Oh, hey, look at the time. It's time for the

01:31:32.590 --> 01:31:35.729
crazy -ass word of the day. Cedal, cedal, hypopyrin,

01:31:35.810 --> 01:31:39.579
phylogism. Hey there, fuckstick. You're just

01:31:39.579 --> 01:31:41.979
in time for brand new feature news nobody gives

01:31:41.979 --> 01:31:45.000
a shit about. There's a small island in the South

01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:48.460
Pacific where people actually talk with eye movements.

01:31:51.000 --> 01:31:54.600
And now we look in on the adventures of the technical

01:31:54.600 --> 01:31:58.539
explanation guy. Excuse me, my dear sir. Could

01:31:58.539 --> 01:32:01.600
you please put my plain bread in a small countertop

01:32:01.600 --> 01:32:03.680
appliance with heating elements that would spring

01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:06.899
loaded and would brown my bread adequately? Well,

01:32:06.939 --> 01:32:09.770
first off, I'm not a waiter. I'm just a guy over

01:32:09.770 --> 01:32:12.829
there sitting at the table having a drink. Second

01:32:12.829 --> 01:32:14.750
off, are you talking about someone toasting your

01:32:14.750 --> 01:32:17.590
bread? Why, yes. Yes, I am. I'm talking about

01:32:17.590 --> 01:32:19.770
my bread being toasted. Then why don't you just

01:32:19.770 --> 01:32:22.229
ask for your bread to be toasted, you dumb bastard?

01:32:22.489 --> 01:32:25.369
What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, man. What

01:32:25.369 --> 01:32:29.409
the fuck is this? Is this a new feature? What's

01:32:29.409 --> 01:32:35.010
inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. Mmm.

01:32:35.770 --> 01:32:39.260
Stromboli is so delicious. I love Stromboli.

01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:44.100
I wonder if it loves me back. I bet you it does.

01:32:45.239 --> 01:32:49.220
Stromboli is so tasty. It's like a giant pizza

01:32:49.220 --> 01:32:52.619
roll with more flavor. It's the ultimate food.

01:32:52.979 --> 01:32:58.560
Mmm, Stromboli. We need Stromboli cereal. Yeah,

01:32:58.579 --> 01:33:02.199
yeah. Yeah, that's it. Stromboli cereal. Mmm,

01:33:02.659 --> 01:33:06.600
Stromboli flakes. Mmm. Have you ever wondered

01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:08.850
what something is about? Have you ever looked

01:33:08.850 --> 01:33:10.670
at something and said, Hey, I wonder what the

01:33:10.670 --> 01:33:14.390
origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why

01:33:14.390 --> 01:33:19.050
we give you The Origin Of. This is the origin

01:33:19.050 --> 01:33:23.090
of Rob Rad's loincloth. Rob used to strip in

01:33:23.090 --> 01:33:25.689
a nightclub called McCock's on the city's east

01:33:25.689 --> 01:33:28.430
side. Rob was the only completely nude dancer

01:33:28.430 --> 01:33:30.829
at the club. The other dancers were jealous of

01:33:30.829 --> 01:33:33.090
Rob making all the cash and made him use a loincloth

01:33:33.090 --> 01:33:35.850
to dance with. Rob soon had to wear his loincloth

01:33:35.850 --> 01:33:38.069
daily. He found out that he could get out of

01:33:38.069 --> 01:33:40.710
traffic tickets, sell vinyl siding, and pick

01:33:40.710 --> 01:33:43.170
up hotties at the come and go. Rob now wears

01:33:43.170 --> 01:33:45.750
his loincloth everywhere except work. Sparks

01:33:45.750 --> 01:34:03.189
plus pubic hair equals to bad things. Two douchebags,

01:34:03.329 --> 01:34:05.770
a microphone on Mark here in the Kansas City

01:34:05.770 --> 01:34:10.529
area at the Talk is Cheap studio. Rob is actually

01:34:10.529 --> 01:34:12.750
on this, he's actually doing this podcast with

01:34:12.750 --> 01:34:15.810
us, but you can't hear him. He has laryngitis.

01:34:17.090 --> 01:34:20.470
He did some Morse code for me earlier to let

01:34:20.470 --> 01:34:23.250
me know he is still on the line, but that's when

01:34:23.250 --> 01:34:25.850
we're, you know, we're doing our little skits,

01:34:25.850 --> 01:34:29.060
our little skit break. So yeah, he gave me a

01:34:29.060 --> 01:34:31.079
little bit of Morse code saying I'm still here

01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:33.920
doing the podcast with you. So thank you, Rob.

01:34:34.000 --> 01:34:36.520
Thanks for being there. We appreciate you. So

01:34:36.520 --> 01:34:41.100
let's go to the next story here. In a rare case

01:34:41.100 --> 01:34:43.920
of pumpkin doing the smashing, a Utah man used

01:34:43.920 --> 01:34:47.539
a one -ton gourd to destroy his 1991 Geo Metro.

01:34:47.960 --> 01:34:51.180
Alan Gerbert, a pumpkin farmer, had driven the

01:34:51.180 --> 01:34:55.060
car nearly 35 years, KMPH reported on October

01:34:55.060 --> 01:34:58.739
29th. but had finally given out on him. Such

01:34:58.739 --> 01:35:01.699
a trusty vehicle deserved a memorable send -off,

01:35:01.760 --> 01:35:04.520
so Gilbert devised one, death by prize -winning

01:35:04.520 --> 01:35:07.939
produce. Dropped from a height of about 14 stories,

01:35:08.079 --> 01:35:10.760
before sealing the Geo's fate, the pumpkin in

01:35:10.760 --> 01:35:13.739
question won first place at the Utah Giant Pumpkin

01:35:13.739 --> 01:35:18.960
Festival, weighing in at 1 ,970 pounds. So, that

01:35:18.960 --> 01:35:21.979
didn't stand a chance. That Geo did not stand

01:35:21.979 --> 01:35:26.199
a chance. against this pumpkin. The pumpkin probably

01:35:26.199 --> 01:35:29.220
weighed more than the Geo. If anyone remembers

01:35:29.220 --> 01:35:32.319
Geo Metros, then yeah. Yeah, those things are

01:35:32.319 --> 01:35:35.840
little bitty little brown little ugly bastards.

01:35:35.979 --> 01:35:41.319
So, yeah. So, I think that's kind of funny that

01:35:41.319 --> 01:35:44.600
he did that, though. Pretty cool, really. Oh,

01:35:44.819 --> 01:35:50.039
the email here is 2douchebags at mail .com. That's

01:35:50.039 --> 01:35:54.000
2douche... twodouchebags at mail .com. So if

01:35:54.000 --> 01:35:57.479
you wanted to send us something, please do. That

01:35:57.479 --> 01:36:00.159
is our email, and we've had it for a little while

01:36:00.159 --> 01:36:01.899
now, and I think we're going to keep this one.

01:36:01.939 --> 01:36:06.159
It's easier to write out. The other one had some

01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:08.439
intricate stuff to it. A lot of people couldn't

01:36:08.439 --> 01:36:11.020
get it figured out, including myself part of

01:36:11.020 --> 01:36:13.659
the time. So it's not just them. It's also me.

01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:17.159
Well, all right, everybody. I think I'm going

01:36:17.159 --> 01:36:19.380
to call this an evening, but thank you guys for

01:36:19.380 --> 01:36:23.899
listening. This is just a little treat for you

01:36:23.899 --> 01:36:27.380
guys until you can hear Rob again, even though

01:36:27.380 --> 01:36:29.659
he's over there talking. I'm sure you can't hear

01:36:29.659 --> 01:36:32.579
him because he has laryngitis, but until you

01:36:32.579 --> 01:36:34.619
can hear us both, this is your little treat.