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If you go to Uranus, go to the fudge factory. 00:01:43.349 --> 00:01:47.250 Yes, there's a fudge factory in Uranus. No joke. 00:01:48.989 --> 00:01:51.810 Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't 00:01:51.810 --> 00:01:55.049 stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead 00:01:55.049 --> 00:01:58.209 and assume we got the story wrong. At least we 00:01:58.209 --> 00:02:01.519 admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:05.879 and will lie if it makes the story better. Two 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:19.939 douchebags and a microphone. Strange, but true. 00:02:21.020 --> 00:02:25.229 Japanese soldier is Shibunki Iwano. was presumed 00:02:25.229 --> 00:02:27.349 dead after World War II and declared deceased 00:02:27.349 --> 00:02:30.550 in 2000. Unbeknownst to his family, he had settled 00:02:30.550 --> 00:02:32.729 in Ukraine, married to have three children and 00:02:32.729 --> 00:02:36.610 built a new life. In 2006, feeling homesick after 00:02:36.610 --> 00:02:39.650 six decades, 83 -year -old Ishiwanki returned 00:02:39.650 --> 00:02:43.090 to Japan with his son, reunited with a surviving 00:02:43.090 --> 00:02:47.629 family for the first time since the war. Oh, 00:02:47.629 --> 00:02:49.650 man, what the fuck is this? Is this a new feature? 00:02:51.550 --> 00:02:56.560 What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. 00:02:56.979 --> 00:03:00.879 Why do people say tuna fish sandwich when nobody 00:03:00.879 --> 00:03:05.240 says chicken bird sandwich? Ms. Gulkenstein was 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:07.139 tired of Mark and Toe for making sport of her. 00:03:07.580 --> 00:03:09.979 Little did the douchebags know Ms. Gulkenstein 00:03:09.979 --> 00:03:12.659 was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger. 00:03:13.139 --> 00:03:17.080 She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:21.719 Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:23.759 a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys. 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:27.939 Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin 00:03:27.939 --> 00:03:33.219 monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen 00:03:33.219 --> 00:03:35.840 in as Rob, the capuchin monkey, tries to sell 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:38.819 the rest of the capuchin monkeys Amway. Rob has 00:03:38.819 --> 00:03:41.300 always dreamed of becoming a diamond status Amway 00:03:41.300 --> 00:04:05.469 as a capuchin monkey. Little did our hero Rob 00:04:05.469 --> 00:04:08.930 know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's 00:04:08.930 --> 00:04:11.050 Club and became violently pissed off when he 00:04:11.050 --> 00:04:13.810 tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly 00:04:13.810 --> 00:04:16.009 grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days 00:04:16.009 --> 00:04:20.370 straight. Rob could not sit down. Next up, things 00:04:20.370 --> 00:04:24.290 overheard in hell. Dishwater has the top ten 00:04:24.290 --> 00:04:29.790 spots on Billboard Top 100. Hey there, slap nuts. 00:04:29.870 --> 00:04:35.529 It's time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my 00:04:35.529 --> 00:04:37.970 little pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny Rohypnol 00:04:37.970 --> 00:04:41.470 with your music news. Slash was on Eddie Trunk's 00:04:41.470 --> 00:04:43.930 Trunk Nation the other day. Eddie asked Slash 00:04:43.930 --> 00:04:46.329 if they plan on doing any U .S. dates next year. 00:04:46.970 --> 00:04:49.529 Slash's reply was yes, we are doing a U .S. tour 00:04:49.529 --> 00:04:52.389 next year as well as another album. He said they 00:04:52.389 --> 00:04:54.490 have more than enough material for a full album. 00:04:54.790 --> 00:04:56.910 This is great news for all the Guns N' Roses 00:04:56.910 --> 00:05:00.410 fans, including myself. This is Johnny Rohypnol. 00:05:00.790 --> 00:05:04.149 That was your music news, and remember, Bar courts 00:05:04.149 --> 00:05:10.209 are bullshit. And now we look in on the adventures 00:05:10.209 --> 00:05:13.389 of the technical explanation guy. Why, excuse 00:05:13.389 --> 00:05:17.250 me, sir. Could you please pass the Piper Negram? 00:05:17.509 --> 00:05:20.870 Do you mean the black pepper? Why, yes. Yes, 00:05:20.930 --> 00:05:23.870 I do mean the black pepper. Then just say the 00:05:23.870 --> 00:05:36.600 black pepper, you dumbass. She. Two douchebags 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:38.959 and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:44.339 City area, approximately 12 .2 miles away from 00:05:44.339 --> 00:05:49.720 Ghia Field at Arrowhead Stadium, where the big 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:53.300 bad Kansas City Chiefs play, except this weekend. 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:56.279 They're going to be up in Bill's territory. I'm 00:05:56.279 --> 00:06:17.329 Mark at the Talk is Cheap studio. Packing. Packing. 00:06:17.870 --> 00:06:24.589 Yeah, packing sucks. But it's a necessary evil, 00:06:24.649 --> 00:06:31.009 isn't it? Yep. At this point, I have to. Okay. 00:06:31.290 --> 00:06:34.029 Rob, I know you haven't because you've been so 00:06:34.029 --> 00:06:36.790 busy, but you haven't checked RSS .com lately, 00:06:36.930 --> 00:06:42.310 have you? I'm going to do that as soon as we 00:06:42.310 --> 00:06:46.790 are done tonight. Okay. The Crescent Hotel episode 00:06:46.790 --> 00:06:51.569 brought in a lot of extra downloaders. I didn't 00:06:51.569 --> 00:06:53.129 realize there were so many people interested 00:06:53.129 --> 00:06:56.949 in the paranormal in a podcast. You know, it 00:06:56.949 --> 00:06:58.550 kind of makes you wonder if maybe we should do 00:06:58.550 --> 00:07:03.990 a podcast in a room in the Crescent. You know, 00:07:04.009 --> 00:07:07.730 I examined the whole Crescent episode and I didn't 00:07:07.730 --> 00:07:11.220 hear anything too unusual. I did expect to hear 00:07:11.220 --> 00:07:14.060 some type of interference, but there really wasn't 00:07:14.060 --> 00:07:17.199 any that I've heard. There's a couple of creaks 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:20.220 and stuff, but that happens on a lot of different 00:07:20.220 --> 00:07:23.079 levels for a lot of different things. So I can't 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:27.459 blame that on... I listened to it, and I really 00:07:27.459 --> 00:07:30.439 did not catch it. Yeah, so I'm pretty convinced 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.680 we didn't get anything. I think maybe I need 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:36.439 to do it one in a room there. you know or maybe 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:38.879 both of us do rob i mean i don't know it's just 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:42.860 an idea you know um i wish i would have gotten 00:07:42.860 --> 00:07:44.740 a little bit more into the paranormal on that 00:07:44.740 --> 00:07:46.540 show i think i would have turned more people 00:07:46.540 --> 00:07:49.939 i hope people now after they heard it will be 00:07:49.939 --> 00:07:52.019 like okay it wasn't paranormal but i like it 00:07:52.019 --> 00:07:54.139 so they'll go ahead and download some other shows 00:07:54.139 --> 00:07:58.040 but because i tagged the crescent there And, 00:07:58.040 --> 00:07:59.899 you know, and I said, it's two douchebags, microphone 00:07:59.899 --> 00:08:03.319 podcast. It garnered a lot of downloads. And 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:05.620 I was really kind of taken back by that. I looked 00:08:05.620 --> 00:08:10.439 at it, I go, what? Okay, cool. So, and the only 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:12.939 thing I can attribute it to is it's a paranormal 00:08:12.939 --> 00:08:16.680 episode. It's what people thought, right? Yeah. 00:08:16.899 --> 00:08:19.939 Yeah. I mean, it was done at the Crescent. It 00:08:19.939 --> 00:08:22.199 was done out in the courtyard. It wasn't done 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:24.639 indoors. But I think it would be completely different 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:27.579 where I have weird shit happen to me inside and 00:08:27.579 --> 00:08:30.860 especially inside a room. Now, I don't know if 00:08:30.860 --> 00:08:34.240 I can get into 304. I think it is Mikey's room. 00:08:34.580 --> 00:08:36.519 And then there's another room there that they 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:38.779 say is the second most haunted. They say Mikey's 00:08:38.779 --> 00:08:42.399 room is the most haunted. And then the second 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:45.909 one, I forgot. It was someone else's room. And 00:08:45.909 --> 00:08:50.210 304 and then something else. And you really can't 00:08:50.210 --> 00:08:52.370 get those rooms. Number one, they're astronomical 00:08:52.370 --> 00:08:56.309 in prices. And number two, you can't hardly book 00:08:56.309 --> 00:08:58.230 them because people booked them way in advance. 00:08:58.549 --> 00:09:02.870 But I had some crazy shit happen in other rooms 00:09:02.870 --> 00:09:06.289 in that place too. So I think sooner or later. 00:09:07.069 --> 00:09:10.090 We're going to have to do a paranormal episode 00:09:10.090 --> 00:09:13.669 from the Crescent and maybe even the Basin Park 00:09:13.669 --> 00:09:15.789 too, because a lot of people say the Basin Park 00:09:15.789 --> 00:09:20.149 Hotel is just as haunted. So, or actually, no, 00:09:20.230 --> 00:09:23.409 I know a better one. Val had this happen to her. 00:09:24.450 --> 00:09:27.190 Grand Central Hotel downtown on Main Street, 00:09:27.309 --> 00:09:29.929 you know, Main Street, not Spring Street, you 00:09:29.929 --> 00:09:33.429 know, not, okay, yeah. I've heard about that, 00:09:33.570 --> 00:09:37.570 yeah. Okay. Well, I didn't know it was so haunted. 00:09:37.690 --> 00:09:40.669 You know, I was always thought that the crescent 00:09:40.669 --> 00:09:42.490 was the haunted, then the other ones were just 00:09:42.490 --> 00:09:44.990 kind of, you know, tagging along to get some 00:09:44.990 --> 00:09:47.789 of the glory and the people there. But, you know, 00:09:47.789 --> 00:09:50.169 I told you about the magnetic springs and their 00:09:50.169 --> 00:09:52.909 theory, the paranormalist theory on the magnetic 00:09:52.909 --> 00:09:55.549 springs that are in that area. They conduct spirits 00:09:55.549 --> 00:09:59.370 and all that. Well, the Grand Central, I took 00:09:59.370 --> 00:10:05.679 and I went down to this outside bar. Right next 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:07.500 to the Grand Central, I couldn't really sleep 00:10:07.500 --> 00:10:08.840 that well. So I'm like, Val, I'm going to go 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:11.519 grab a couple of yinlings. You care if I do? 00:10:11.580 --> 00:10:13.159 You want to go with? And she's like, no, no, 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:15.019 no, go ahead. So I'm out there in the courtyard 00:10:15.019 --> 00:10:17.539 drinking a couple of beers. And I was out there 00:10:17.539 --> 00:10:19.899 for like a good hour and a half. And Val thought 00:10:19.899 --> 00:10:21.720 I came back in the room. She thought I went down 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:23.500 there and nothing was happening and came back. 00:10:23.899 --> 00:10:26.580 Because she heard someone start in the jacuzzi. 00:10:26.740 --> 00:10:29.059 She heard someone walking around that whole time 00:10:29.059 --> 00:10:31.100 and everything. And she was like, what? You weren't 00:10:31.100 --> 00:10:34.529 here? I go, no, I just got in. I just came in 00:10:34.529 --> 00:10:36.929 and went to bed. And she's like, oh, okay. And 00:10:36.929 --> 00:10:39.009 she goes, well, they weren't open. I go, no, 00:10:39.110 --> 00:10:41.870 they were open. She's like, okay, you came right 00:10:41.870 --> 00:10:46.070 back. No. So the Grand Central, I'll probably 00:10:46.070 --> 00:10:49.049 do that one after the Crescent. If the Crescent 00:10:49.049 --> 00:10:50.389 comes out well, I'll probably go to the Grand 00:10:50.389 --> 00:10:55.090 Central Hotel and then maybe Basin Park. Or maybe 00:10:55.090 --> 00:10:57.110 we'll go to one of these magnetic springs and 00:10:57.110 --> 00:10:58.950 just go do one from there. What do you think 00:10:58.950 --> 00:11:03.440 about that? Yeah, you know, there's all kinds 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:09.379 of possibilities. So, anyhow, but what do you 00:11:09.379 --> 00:11:12.059 think about trying to get interviews with some 00:11:12.059 --> 00:11:14.500 of the elders that own Bed and Breakfast and 00:11:14.500 --> 00:11:20.240 shops there? I guarantee you they would have 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:23.480 some stories to tell. Well, the guy that attends 00:11:23.480 --> 00:11:28.240 to Hidden Springs Bed and Breakfast. He knows 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:30.759 a lot about the paranormal. He told us so many 00:11:30.759 --> 00:11:33.799 things, you know, about the haint blue. I told 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:36.000 you about the haint blue that they paint on the 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.460 outside of the houses to keep the spirits away. 00:11:38.500 --> 00:11:41.620 They call it haint, like haint with an H in front 00:11:41.620 --> 00:11:45.039 of it. Haint. blue it's a special color blue 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:47.879 and they say that it's you know that the spirits 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:50.379 won't go in it because of that blue he was telling 00:11:50.379 --> 00:11:52.480 us that and a bunch of other things that were 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:55.139 like really interesting and he would be a good 00:11:55.139 --> 00:11:57.080 guy to ask and there's some other ones that have 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:59.059 owned bed and breakfast there elderly people 00:11:59.059 --> 00:12:01.539 that have been there a long time that i'd like 00:12:01.539 --> 00:12:03.799 to talk to so i think that's going to come up 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:06.600 but that's not going to be till next summer because 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:08.720 we got a whole lot of shitty weather in between 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:10.620 here and there and you won't catch me down in 00:12:10.620 --> 00:12:14.519 those hills during shitty weather So, um, so, 00:12:14.620 --> 00:12:17.159 um, and I might even get one of the ghost tour 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:20.340 people to do a show too. Yeah. I might even have 00:12:20.340 --> 00:12:22.039 a shot at the guy, you know, that I tortured 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:24.639 so much, you know, after I bought him the cappuccino, 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:26.100 you know, it smoothed things out a little bit. 00:12:26.139 --> 00:12:30.039 He did thank me. So I don't think he hates me 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.980 anymore. So I guess I'll find out if I ask him 00:12:33.980 --> 00:12:37.440 if he wants to do an interview or not. Yeah. 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:43.659 yeah i'll say that wasn't me man there's some 00:12:43.659 --> 00:12:45.779 guy that looks just like me walking around here 00:12:45.779 --> 00:12:52.159 doing that shit yeah so so anyhow uh so and as 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:54.080 i'm writing this out on my computer i looked 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:57.799 up and i saw a frost advisory for this region 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:00.379 for tomorrow morning i'm glad they waited so 00:13:00.379 --> 00:13:02.320 long because i have to bring the tropical plants 00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:07.460 in after work after the podcast bastards oh you 00:13:07.460 --> 00:13:09.519 get you had the same thing i had it sprung on 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:22.059 you like what so Yeah, I mean, I've got to go 00:13:22.059 --> 00:13:25.600 get them out. Those tropicals, I mean, 35 degrees 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:27.919 will kill some of them. I mean, you know, I have 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:32.159 like a foxtail palm and then I forgot what kind 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:34.539 of palm tree. I've got a couple of those that 00:13:34.539 --> 00:13:37.600 are very sensitive to the cold, so I've got to 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.139 get them in. Some of the other ones may not be 00:13:40.139 --> 00:13:42.519 such a big deal, but I'm going to try to get 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:44.679 them all in, though, when we get done with this 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:46.639 podcast. It'll probably be just a good idea. 00:13:52.410 --> 00:13:55.070 You're going to need everything you can get. 00:14:05.549 --> 00:14:22.149 Yes. Yes. And I've lived around here a long time. 00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:25.230 I know better. And I should have when I had the 00:14:25.230 --> 00:14:27.929 day off yesterday. I should have just went and 00:14:27.929 --> 00:14:30.649 went ahead and did it then. But I was like, no, 00:14:30.750 --> 00:14:32.690 they're not calling for any type of frost. I'll 00:14:32.690 --> 00:14:35.730 just leave it alone. And then this morning I 00:14:35.730 --> 00:14:37.830 was writing a couple, well, actually not writing 00:14:37.830 --> 00:14:40.230 some stuff out. I was kind of correcting a couple 00:14:40.230 --> 00:14:42.149 of things that I had that I was going to talk 00:14:42.149 --> 00:14:44.350 about. Because, you know, we do bullet points 00:14:44.350 --> 00:14:47.440 pretty much. And I was doing that and all of 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:48.840 a sudden it goes bink and I look up and I'm like, 00:14:48.899 --> 00:14:52.120 Frost Advisory? Oh, you fuckers. So, anyhow. 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:56.639 So, like I mentioned in the past couple episodes, 00:14:57.100 --> 00:14:59.259 Eureka Springs has the world's largest zombie 00:14:59.259 --> 00:15:03.059 crawl. You know, I would also like to do a show 00:15:03.059 --> 00:15:05.580 from the zombie parade. Wouldn't that be cool? 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:07.679 And interview the people that are dressed up 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:12.379 and... Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, because 00:15:12.379 --> 00:15:19.529 next year we do plan... Yeah, they are. And next 00:15:19.529 --> 00:15:22.950 year we plan on having the video portion. Yeah, 00:15:23.070 --> 00:15:27.929 and we'll have the video portion up by then. 00:15:28.750 --> 00:15:32.570 So, I mean, you know, I want to do the Crescent 00:15:32.570 --> 00:15:35.269 Room first. And then the Zombie Crawl will be 00:15:35.269 --> 00:15:37.789 later on in the year about this time next year. 00:15:38.750 --> 00:15:48.379 So... Okay. That would be excellent. I'd love 00:15:48.379 --> 00:15:50.840 that. Especially the zombie crawl. And then, 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:54.019 you know, I'm also going to take a trick out 00:15:54.019 --> 00:15:56.259 of Topher's bag. I'm going to get a recorder 00:15:56.259 --> 00:15:59.840 for ambient noise in the room all night. Yes. 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.200 I'm going to leave that in the corner, and I 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:04.259 might do one in the bathroom, too, or something 00:16:04.259 --> 00:16:06.279 like that, or one out on the balcony if we get 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:11.360 a balcony room, which I usually try to. I might 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:13.820 put them in, get like two or three of them, put 00:16:13.820 --> 00:16:15.620 them in different locations and hear the different 00:16:15.620 --> 00:16:17.519 noises that you don't hear in the other spots. 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:21.480 You know what I mean? Right. So, anyhow. You 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.559 know, we have all this technology at our disposal, 00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:27.700 so why not? So, watch out world, more garbage 00:16:27.700 --> 00:16:30.059 for your ear holes. So you got that going for 00:16:30.059 --> 00:16:34.980 you. So, anyhow. Halloween is once again beating 00:16:34.980 --> 00:16:38.429 down the front door. Here's what to expect. At 00:16:38.429 --> 00:16:41.190 your adult Halloween costume party this year, 00:16:41.230 --> 00:16:46.129 Rob. Biggest thing going. For adults. K -pop 00:16:46.129 --> 00:16:49.690 demon hunters. This is a major trend for 2025. 00:16:50.049 --> 00:16:52.669 I have no idea. Do you? K -pop demon hunters? 00:16:52.769 --> 00:16:56.470 No. I don't know. Okay, we're moving on. Often 00:16:56.470 --> 00:16:59.750 featuring skinny jeans, colorful shirts, and 00:16:59.750 --> 00:17:04.369 wigs. Wicked. We're in our 50s. Yeah, yeah, we 00:17:04.369 --> 00:17:08.299 don't do that. No, we don't do that. So Wicked 00:17:08.299 --> 00:17:10.900 with the upcoming movie costumes inspired Wicked 00:17:10.900 --> 00:17:18.359 are popular, especially El Fata. Yeah. Glinda 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:23.440 Duos. Wednesday Adam. I don't know about the 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:25.180 characters, whoever the fuck they are. Those 00:17:25.180 --> 00:17:29.480 guys. All right. Wednesday Adams. The iconic 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:31.940 look can be achieved with a simple black and 00:17:31.940 --> 00:17:35.240 white dress. Family members like Gomez or Pugsley 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:39.299 can also be portrayed. Megan 3, the doll from 00:17:39.299 --> 00:17:42.960 the horror film, remains a popular choice. Cowboy 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.440 Carter, celebrity looks inspired by Beyonce's 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:50.599 Cowboy Carter era, are a growing trend. Horror 00:17:50.599 --> 00:17:53.579 classics like Jason, Freddy, and Pinhead are 00:17:53.579 --> 00:17:56.000 constantly popular choices still to this day. 00:17:58.169 --> 00:18:00.390 Wednesday in the Adam family, this family friendly 00:18:00.390 --> 00:18:03.549 costume idea remains a top pick. So it's not 00:18:03.549 --> 00:18:05.809 just Wednesday. It's the whole Adams family. 00:18:05.890 --> 00:18:08.369 If you have like a family going trick or treating. 00:18:08.730 --> 00:18:10.890 So that's cool. I've seen that done before and 00:18:10.890 --> 00:18:12.789 it's pretty cool, you know, cause you got Lurch, 00:18:12.789 --> 00:18:15.869 you got Wednesday, you got, you know, I even 00:18:15.869 --> 00:18:20.569 cousin it with a hair. so some shorter guy had 00:18:20.569 --> 00:18:22.670 the long hair in front of his face and all that 00:18:22.670 --> 00:18:25.410 i think is a wig it is the perfect dick cousin 00:18:25.410 --> 00:18:30.289 it is like wow that's great so um let's see what 00:18:30.289 --> 00:18:34.849 else have we got here uh two oh uh superhero 00:18:34.849 --> 00:18:38.089 costumes classic choices like spider -man wonder 00:18:38.089 --> 00:18:41.069 woman continually continue to be popular the 00:18:41.069 --> 00:18:44.069 mario brothers the enduring popularity of mario 00:18:44.069 --> 00:18:46.710 luigi and other characters from the franchise 00:18:46.710 --> 00:18:49.890 keep these costumes in demand and i've seen some 00:18:49.890 --> 00:18:53.589 of those last year so um ghostbusters a timeless 00:18:53.589 --> 00:18:56.930 and popular costume choice for adults other pop 00:18:56.930 --> 00:19:00.089 culture sabrina carpenter do you know who that 00:19:00.089 --> 00:19:09.109 is rob i have no idea who it is so Sabrina Carpenter. 00:19:09.130 --> 00:19:12.549 Hang on, let me take a look here. We've got to 00:19:12.549 --> 00:19:18.950 get a new guy back. Okay, okay. Okay, Superman. 00:19:19.329 --> 00:19:22.529 The Boys and Gen V characters, whoever that is. 00:19:23.950 --> 00:19:27.170 Characters from Guardians of Galaxy, Rocket Raccoon, 00:19:27.170 --> 00:19:30.109 and Energizer Bunny. The Energizer Bunny is another 00:19:30.109 --> 00:19:34.069 one. Showgirl glam inspired by Taylor Swift, 00:19:34.269 --> 00:19:36.650 The Life of a Showgirl. Star Wars characters 00:19:36.650 --> 00:19:39.730 like Chewbacca remain popular, along with classic 00:19:39.730 --> 00:19:42.470 heroes and villains. Movie costumes characters 00:19:42.470 --> 00:19:45.349 like Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice, and Mrs. 00:19:45.430 --> 00:19:51.250 Incredible are perennial favorites. So, that's 00:19:51.250 --> 00:20:16.009 cool. Sabrina Carpenter. Okay, I know who it 00:20:16.009 --> 00:20:20.490 is now. Okay. This led to a record deal with 00:20:20.490 --> 00:20:24.049 Hollywood Records to support her music career. 00:20:24.329 --> 00:20:30.109 In 2021, she signed with Island Records and became 00:20:30.109 --> 00:20:35.089 a pop music sensation. Oh, okay. Well, that makes 00:20:35.089 --> 00:20:38.750 sense. All right. Okay, I don't know what you 00:20:38.750 --> 00:20:41.109 need to do to look like Sabrina Carpenter, but 00:20:41.109 --> 00:20:45.839 okay, there you go. I might try that this year. 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:48.940 Young, skinny, and cute. Yeah, there you go. 00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:52.420 With long, blonde hair. Okay, then maybe I can't 00:20:52.420 --> 00:20:54.299 do that, like I thought. I was going to go with 00:20:54.299 --> 00:20:57.740 Sabrina Carpenter, young, skinny, and cute. Okay, 00:20:57.859 --> 00:21:00.579 I'm beat. Guess I won't. Won't be doing that, 00:21:00.660 --> 00:21:04.400 right, Rob? We're both brunettes. Yes. All right, 00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:06.220 there we go. I mean, do they count white hair 00:21:06.220 --> 00:21:09.279 on my beard? I don't know. All right, maybe not. 00:21:09.400 --> 00:21:11.740 Hey, yeah, we are getting there. Yeah, yeah, 00:21:11.779 --> 00:21:16.380 yeah, there we go. See? But young and cute, no. 00:21:16.519 --> 00:21:20.079 So I'm saying I'm probably going to... I'll probably 00:21:20.079 --> 00:21:22.319 go with an old man that scratches his ass when 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:27.099 kids come to his door and ask for candy. That's 00:21:27.099 --> 00:21:30.180 what I'll do. I can do that really well. I mean, 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:31.960 I'll just stand there and go, What are you supposed 00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:36.599 to be, sonny? A pirate. Oh, cool. Quit scratching 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:38.619 your ass, you old bastard. You're handling my 00:21:38.619 --> 00:21:42.380 candy. Get out of here, you little fuck. Anyhow, 00:21:42.500 --> 00:21:47.509 Rob. Let's turn it to you. All right. Well, it's 00:21:47.509 --> 00:21:50.589 been a while since I've done any Lake of the 00:21:50.589 --> 00:21:55.549 Ozarks news. Oh, we need some. Oh, yeah, you're 00:21:55.549 --> 00:22:01.390 going to love this one. Good. And this is another 00:22:01.390 --> 00:22:04.890 shout -out to the Camden County Law Enforcement. 00:22:05.269 --> 00:22:26.890 You guys are great. Oh, very cool. 620, dude. 00:22:28.130 --> 00:23:05.859 Shoot. Yeah. and five oxycodone and whatever 00:23:05.859 --> 00:23:10.619 it is, Tylenol is. Acetamin or something like 00:23:10.619 --> 00:23:16.380 that. You know what I mean? Yeah, acetamin. Yeah, 00:23:16.500 --> 00:23:20.980 in his pockets. Yeah, in all of his pockets. 00:23:21.359 --> 00:24:14.750 Wow. Perry and Shoemaker were transported to 00:24:14.750 --> 00:24:17.990 Camden County Jail and formally charged with 00:24:17.990 --> 00:24:27.569 second degree trafficking throats. Wow. Like 00:24:27.569 --> 00:24:31.349 I said, congratulations Camden County Law Enforcement. 00:24:31.529 --> 00:24:37.869 Yes, absolutely. Dude, 600 over 600 pills. Keeping 00:24:37.869 --> 00:24:44.220 that garbage off the street. Yeah, wow. That's 00:24:44.220 --> 00:24:52.240 a lot of stuff. Thank you. Well, yeah, thank 00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:54.059 you very much, Rob. That was a good one. I'm 00:24:54.059 --> 00:24:56.119 glad they're keeping that shit off the streets. 00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:58.740 Man, they probably saved a few lives, wouldn't 00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:03.720 you think? A lot. That many kills? A lot. Yeah. 00:25:04.380 --> 00:25:06.359 Well, all right. Thank you, Rob. I'm glad you 00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.240 had some Lake Area news. We haven't had that 00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:12.099 in a while, and it was good news. So, all right. 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:16.039 Let's take our first break and come back with 00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:22.839 some emails. I think Mitch had something to say. 00:25:23.819 --> 00:25:27.940 Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He did. All right. 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:30.900 We'll be right back with more from Mitch. You 00:25:30.900 --> 00:25:32.900 can't just start calling it more from Mitch and 00:25:32.900 --> 00:25:35.019 not even call it emails. Just call it more from 00:25:35.019 --> 00:25:39.420 Mitch. Have you ever looked at something and 00:25:39.420 --> 00:25:41.660 said, hmm, I wonder what the origin of that is? 00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:45.880 Well, so have we. That's why we give you The 00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:51.440 Origin of... The Origin of Coca -Cola. On May 00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:54.940 8th, 1886, Dr. John Pemberton served the world's 00:25:54.940 --> 00:25:58.240 first Coca -Cola at Jacobs Pharmacy in Atlanta, 00:25:58.460 --> 00:26:01.559 Georgia. The drink was served as a tonic for 00:26:01.559 --> 00:26:05.819 common ailments. 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What if I learned telepathy? 00:26:56.230 --> 00:26:59.549 And then I tried to talk to random people. How 00:26:59.549 --> 00:27:04.130 would I know if they're ignoring me? I guess 00:27:04.130 --> 00:27:07.549 some questions are greater than mankind. Your 00:27:07.549 --> 00:27:12.410 mama's so fat, Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes. 00:27:12.990 --> 00:27:15.930 Now, from his underground bunker in Camden, Missouri, 00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:19.309 a stock full of dried goods, canned food, and 00:27:19.309 --> 00:27:22.829 a couple of vibrating toys, is Ramblings of a 00:27:22.829 --> 00:27:27.329 Madman featuring Rob Rad. Batman would look ridiculous 00:27:27.329 --> 00:27:32.440 solving crime on a sunny day. Our constant pursuit 00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:36.200 for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults 00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:54.359 from an alien. Real hilarity. Two douchebags 00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:56.400 and microphone in an effort to keep everything 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:01.569 fresh. We offer you... First world problems. 00:28:03.250 --> 00:28:06.970 Damn it. The city services website is down again. 00:28:08.329 --> 00:28:10.809 I can't believe this. I'm going to have to actually 00:28:10.809 --> 00:28:13.509 call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash 00:28:13.509 --> 00:28:19.150 bill. This is ridiculous. I smell bacon. No, 00:28:19.150 --> 00:28:22.589 Wade. It's just Mark sweating. So you want proof 00:28:22.589 --> 00:28:25.029 that we love you here at QD Spades and Microphone 00:28:25.029 --> 00:28:27.809 Central? Here's a proof right here. How about 00:28:27.809 --> 00:28:31.680 the drink of the week? Hey, my little bacon bits. 00:28:31.819 --> 00:28:34.339 Do you need to get to Smashville pronto? Did 00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:36.700 your friends start without you? We have your 00:28:36.700 --> 00:28:41.180 solution. Adios, motherfuckers. Adios, motherfuckers 00:28:41.180 --> 00:28:43.920 is one stiff drink. It should be used with caution. 00:28:45.099 --> 00:28:47.519 One half ounce of vodka. One half ounce of rum. 00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:50.160 One half ounce of tequila. One half ounce of 00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:53.059 gin. One half ounce of blue curacao. Two ounces 00:28:53.059 --> 00:28:56.500 of sweet and sour mix. Sprite or 7 -Up. Use a 00:28:56.500 --> 00:28:59.039 lemon wedge as a garnish and put in a highball 00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:15.710 glass. Bam. There you go. Two douchebags and 00:29:15.710 --> 00:29:18.289 a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City 00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:22.049 area at the Talk is Cheap studio, approximately 00:29:22.049 --> 00:29:28.500 three miles away from something. We are three 00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:35.579 miles away from something. You can pick it. All 00:29:35.579 --> 00:29:47.779 right, Rob. And whatever that something is, you 00:29:47.779 --> 00:29:50.140 know what? I got stuck there. I was like, shit. 00:29:50.380 --> 00:29:53.500 I just said three miles for no reason. And I'm 00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:55.920 like thinking, what's three miles away that everyone 00:29:55.920 --> 00:30:01.299 would know? Oh, two miles away from Avila College. 00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:04.359 How's that? All right. Anyhow, all right. Yeah, 00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:06.980 there. All right. Now we're on the right track. 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.839 First one, Mark, the mystery sports guy needs 00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:13.220 some freshening up. The show is rather boring 00:30:13.220 --> 00:30:15.940 without an introduction or so promos mixed in. 00:30:16.140 --> 00:30:18.599 I feel the show would be much more entertaining 00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.319 with a little enhancing. Thank you, Roger. And 00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.839 it doesn't say where he's from. I agree. And 00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:29.390 I did do. i i did do a uh opening for it but 00:30:29.390 --> 00:30:31.789 unfortunately i did the opening in the first 00:30:31.789 --> 00:30:33.910 segment and i forgot the rest of it there's like 00:30:33.910 --> 00:30:37.230 25 more minutes and i posted it this morning 00:30:37.230 --> 00:30:39.769 half asleep and then this morning on the way 00:30:39.769 --> 00:30:41.490 to work i'm like i better listen to that man 00:30:41.490 --> 00:30:44.970 i did it really quickly in the morning yep after 00:30:44.970 --> 00:30:47.509 about five minutes click that's it no more so 00:30:47.509 --> 00:30:50.690 um i will put it i had to delete it when i got 00:30:50.690 --> 00:30:53.289 to work and so i'm gonna put it all together 00:30:53.289 --> 00:30:56.640 i'm gonna put it back um put it back in I'm going 00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:01.019 to drop it later on this evening, but it's going 00:31:01.019 --> 00:31:03.920 to have the new beginning, but I don't have any 00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.339 other promos yet because I've just been too busy, 00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:09.819 but that's coming up. So thank you, Roger, and 00:31:09.819 --> 00:31:11.740 thank you for taking an interest in the Mystery 00:31:11.740 --> 00:31:17.400 Sports Guy. Yeah, thank you. Next one. Mark, 00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:20.200 did you try the Huckleberry Pie at the Balcony 00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:22.400 Restaurant? We go there every year just to have 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.329 pie. Jeff and Little Rock. Yeah. We try to do 00:31:26.329 --> 00:31:28.170 it every time we're there. We don't get to every 00:31:28.170 --> 00:31:32.230 time, but we try to. The huckleberry pie, you 00:31:32.230 --> 00:31:35.369 don't find huckleberry pie anywhere. I mean, 00:31:35.410 --> 00:31:38.690 it's extremely hard to find. And it's a really 00:31:38.690 --> 00:31:42.829 tasty berry. It's almost like a mix between a 00:31:42.829 --> 00:31:44.970 raspberry and a blueberry. Kind of like that. 00:31:45.869 --> 00:31:49.230 And the pie is just crazy delicious. And the 00:31:49.230 --> 00:31:52.630 Balcony Restaurant is the only restaurant I know 00:31:52.630 --> 00:31:55.009 of anywhere that serves huckleberry pie. Do you 00:31:55.009 --> 00:31:59.670 know of any, Rob? No. Yeah, I mean, it's kind 00:31:59.670 --> 00:32:01.849 of almost like gooseberry. You can't find gooseberry 00:32:01.849 --> 00:32:07.630 pie anymore either. You can still find some rhubarb. 00:32:10.049 --> 00:32:14.990 But, yeah, that's... So, anyhow, yeah. Yeah. 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:18.640 We go get the huckleberry pie like you do, Jeff 00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:22.579 and Little Rock. Thank you. Okay, next one. Rob, 00:32:22.819 --> 00:32:25.920 you are on video in the douchebag mobile. We 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:28.359 have deer stands on Double D Highway and have 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:31.359 footage of you. You look the same to me. Mitch 00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:34.059 at the DD Highway deer stand eating deer jerky 00:32:34.059 --> 00:32:40.680 and watching Rob and Princess go by. Rob, he 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:49.640 kind of got you, didn't he? No, no, he wasn't 00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:55.559 hiding. He wasn't hiding. It was the last minute 00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:59.119 deal to go down DD. I had to go to the old car. 00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:02.579 I told you, Mitch, you go down DD, you're on 00:33:02.579 --> 00:33:05.500 my turf, buddy. Something tells me Mitch probably 00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:09.519 was in that deer stand watching you go by. I 00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:14.640 think he was, too. Mitch, that was a great comeback. 00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:20.980 Thank you. All right. All right. Next one. When 00:33:20.980 --> 00:33:23.220 are the bastards coming back? I missed that in 00:33:23.220 --> 00:33:25.660 the creeps. Rossington in Dallas. Rossington, 00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:28.039 you've written us a few times now. Thank you. 00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:32.240 We appreciate you. Topher's got some stuff going 00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:35.880 on. And as soon as he gets things settled, we'll 00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:38.640 be back at it. It's always been like this. You 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:41.079 know, he has stuff come up, you know, and he's 00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:43.940 got a lot of things that he has to do. So, you 00:33:43.940 --> 00:33:51.559 know. it's a hobby to him like us. So we'll be 00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:55.079 back doing it, uh, Rossington. And so thank you. 00:33:56.779 --> 00:33:59.519 All right. Hey Mark, are you the mystery sports 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:02.559 guy? Why, why all this mystery sports guy questions 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:08.079 tonight? I'm just curious. I didn't think anyone 00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:09.940 really gave a shit about him. I was just kind 00:34:09.940 --> 00:34:12.260 of doing it as filler because we're not doing 00:34:12.260 --> 00:34:16.380 the other two shows right now. I guess I like 00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:20.940 it. Timmy in Baton Rouge. The title mystery, 00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:26.039 yeah, Baton Rouge is a kick -ass place. You've 00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:30.119 been there, it sounds like. Yes, I have. The 00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.219 first time I went through there, I seen an old 00:34:32.219 --> 00:34:36.360 man with part of his foot missing and this big 00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:41.760 hole, this big water hole. Evidently, an alligator 00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:46.369 came out and bit his foot. And I just happened 00:34:46.369 --> 00:34:49.150 to be driving by and everybody stopped tending 00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:51.530 to this poor man. And I'm like, what the fuck 00:34:51.530 --> 00:34:53.789 happened? And then he goes, oh, a gator got up 00:34:53.789 --> 00:34:56.550 and got his foot. What? Yeah, the gator's in 00:34:56.550 --> 00:34:59.050 that mud hole right there. I'm like, what? Yeah, 00:34:59.190 --> 00:35:01.510 there's a gator right there. I'm like, shit. 00:35:02.969 --> 00:35:05.690 I'm like sitting there going, oh my gosh. I'm 00:35:05.690 --> 00:35:07.849 like, you know what? I'm going to get my soda. 00:35:07.909 --> 00:35:15.900 I'm going to get the fuck out of here. I believe 00:35:15.900 --> 00:35:19.780 it was quite an eye -opening. I'm like, you mean 00:35:19.780 --> 00:35:22.460 there's an alligator in there? And this guy was 00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:26.099 walking by. And that alligator jumped out, bit 00:35:26.099 --> 00:35:29.559 half of his foot off, and then left. Yep. Yep. 00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.199 I'm like, that's a different world to me. I believe 00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:40.719 it 100%. It was weird. So, let's see. What was 00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:43.940 the question? Oh, the mystery sports guy. Okay. 00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:48.440 The title mystery prevents me from revealing 00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:52.599 its true identity. Sorry. He wouldn't be the 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.440 mystery sports guy if I gave him away, would 00:35:54.440 --> 00:36:01.079 he? Yeah, we can't give Jeffy X away. Yeah, you 00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:06.059 don't run into the phone booth when Superman's 00:36:06.059 --> 00:36:13.900 changing, right? Yes. There you go. So the mystery 00:36:13.900 --> 00:36:20.260 sports guy cannot be revealed. All right. Oh, 00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:23.260 this one I like. So you can explain it, Rob, 00:36:23.420 --> 00:36:26.159 because I know why. And I think most people that 00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:28.780 have downloaded any amount of shows from us knows 00:36:28.780 --> 00:36:32.059 why. But this is for you. Rob, why don't you 00:36:32.059 --> 00:36:35.119 do any standalone shows? I feel yours would be 00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:39.860 interesting. Lisa Penway in St. Cloud, Minnesota. 00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:46.960 Go ahead, Rob. Well, the reason being, I don't 00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:51.039 have the equipment. Or the time right now. Or 00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:55.679 the time. Well, no. If I had the equipment, I 00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.760 would make the time. It's just that Mark has 00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:03.639 my equipment in Kansas City. Yes. And I am now 00:37:03.639 --> 00:37:09.219 currently in the middle of moving. Yeah, so... 00:37:11.420 --> 00:37:13.739 We'll eventually get there to where Rob's doing 00:37:13.739 --> 00:37:18.820 his own stuff. Yeah, yeah. We have the equipment. 00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.760 It's just that I'm in the middle of moving, so 00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:25.840 there's no reason to get it to me now. And actually, 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:28.659 starting next podcast, not this one, but the 00:37:28.659 --> 00:37:32.380 next one, Sunday or Monday night, I would like 00:37:32.380 --> 00:37:35.920 to do this, if you could. After every podcast, 00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:40.679 I want you to do one line. because I have a bunch 00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.179 of Uncle Rob's tips for life. I just need your 00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:46.400 voice. I just need your voice saying one sentence 00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:49.179 on each one of them. And just one sentence each 00:37:49.179 --> 00:37:51.159 podcast, and we'll have them done in a month. 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:55.159 After we get done. Okay, yeah, works. Yeah, I'll 00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:57.019 have them all ready for you, and after I shut 00:37:57.019 --> 00:37:58.820 this off, I'll just go, okay, let's start this 00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:02.880 recording. Yeah, yeah, because November 28th 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:09.929 is the day I get married. Okay. yeah so all right 00:38:09.929 --> 00:38:12.849 well uh yeah and this should tide people over 00:38:12.849 --> 00:38:14.530 for a little bit they'll have some more uncle 00:38:14.530 --> 00:38:19.250 rob's tips for life so anyhow okay and that is 00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:22.710 such a popular segment dude i i don't know why 00:38:22.710 --> 00:38:24.969 just that one i thought a lot of stuff we do 00:38:24.969 --> 00:38:28.110 is really good but yeah people love that one 00:38:28.110 --> 00:38:30.389 and there's only one of them and we missed the 00:38:30.389 --> 00:38:34.269 third one and people still love it so i'm just 00:38:36.619 --> 00:38:39.199 It is so weird. Okay, Rob, maybe this is the 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:41.780 same to you as it is me. It's so weird what people 00:38:41.780 --> 00:38:45.679 really like and you don't think so. I never thought 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.800 that much about the segment, did you? Not really. 00:38:51.380 --> 00:39:15.610 Yeah. It was that segment. She was sitting right 00:39:15.610 --> 00:39:20.610 there. She was like, what? No undercarriage. 00:39:20.769 --> 00:39:23.650 Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important. 00:39:26.510 --> 00:39:30.889 Yeah, so be it. That is a good segment and people 00:39:30.889 --> 00:39:34.489 love it. I have four of them. We're going to 00:39:34.489 --> 00:39:36.409 get more. Yeah, I have four of them. All you 00:39:36.409 --> 00:39:39.269 got to do is say one line. So, and then plus 00:39:39.269 --> 00:39:42.030 put the third line in the other one. So, anyhow. 00:39:42.730 --> 00:39:45.349 Or maybe just leave it like it is just to piss 00:39:45.349 --> 00:39:50.670 people off. Anyhow. Rob, we'll do it. All right, 00:39:50.670 --> 00:40:03.469 Rob, we turn it to you. This is my favorite segment 00:40:03.469 --> 00:41:47.719 by far. Oh my gosh. Wow. You know, I'd tell him 00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:49.880 to buy a lottery ticket, but I think his luck 00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:55.139 for all of life is already done, don't you? Well, 00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:57.480 that was during World War II. Yeah, it's probably 00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:00.619 right. Well, I know, I know. I'm just, you know, 00:42:00.699 --> 00:42:07.199 if he was alive. So, okay. All righty. Do you 00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:10.199 want to go into some crime? Oh, go ahead. Oh, 00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:11.739 that's right. You're on your bag of garbage. 00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:17.300 Sorry. Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to hurry that 00:42:17.300 --> 00:42:19.400 up. I love the bag of garbage. It's my favorite 00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:24.320 segment. All right. I got one here. All righty. 00:42:25.400 --> 00:42:30.099 Oh, good. Yeah, this is garbage. That's what 00:42:30.099 --> 00:43:43.429 we want. An era before financial literacy and 00:43:43.429 --> 00:43:46.989 banking access were widespread in many inner 00:43:46.989 --> 00:43:50.489 city communities. Jewelry became both a symbol 00:43:50.489 --> 00:43:54.889 of success and a form of emergency liquidating. 00:43:57.449 --> 00:44:17.469 Okay. Okay. That's why they wear jewelry. Okay. 00:44:18.070 --> 00:44:22.230 Well, that's interesting, isn't it? Yeah. It 00:44:22.230 --> 00:44:26.789 does make sense, though. It makes sense, though. 00:44:26.869 --> 00:44:29.889 If you think about it, it really does. Yeah, 00:44:29.989 --> 00:44:33.849 it does. All righty, Rob. You got any more garbage? 00:44:35.489 --> 00:44:37.849 No, that was it for tonight, brother. All right. 00:44:38.130 --> 00:44:40.570 I might have some more Crumb Olympics. You want 00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:45.519 to go into them? Okay. I like it. I do too. It 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:48.400 kind of caught on to me at first. I was like, 00:44:48.460 --> 00:44:50.659 nah. Now I'm like, you know what? We can take 00:44:50.659 --> 00:44:53.760 this a while until we run out of crumbs. Kind 00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:55.659 of like we did the hairy asshole Olympics. We 00:44:55.659 --> 00:44:59.000 kind of ran out of subjects. Yeah, we kept using 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:02.300 the same people over and over. Yeah, so this 00:45:02.300 --> 00:45:05.139 is the way this is too. Once we start doubling 00:45:05.139 --> 00:45:13.900 them up, it's over. So, all right. Yes. Those 00:45:13.900 --> 00:45:18.039 are the only ones we didn't use. Literally. We 00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:20.119 didn't try to say Moses had a hairy asshole. 00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:24.960 No. That was the first person I thought of before 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:31.719 I said that. I'm glad we didn't. You know, we 00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:35.119 got enough people not liking us. We would have 00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.159 had a totally different show if we would have 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:39.619 done that. Oh, yeah. That would not have been 00:45:39.619 --> 00:45:44.130 nice. um all righty so the crumb olympics are 00:45:44.130 --> 00:45:47.530 okay sometimes crumbs taste completely different 00:45:47.530 --> 00:45:51.289 than the actual food you're eating right and 00:45:51.289 --> 00:45:53.670 the crumbs are better on a lot of foods like 00:45:53.670 --> 00:45:57.489 you know like uh like a really good like a graham 00:45:57.489 --> 00:46:01.309 cracker crust pie and you got a little bit of 00:46:01.309 --> 00:46:04.329 the filling and the graham cracker dust at the 00:46:04.329 --> 00:46:06.969 bottom that's better than the pie isn't it right 00:46:06.969 --> 00:46:11.179 okay well that's what this is This is the crumbs 00:46:11.179 --> 00:46:14.039 and the crumbs only, and this is what crumbs 00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:17.280 would be better. So not the actual whatever, 00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:20.219 not the actual cookie, but the crumbs. Not the 00:46:20.219 --> 00:46:23.420 actual pie, but the crumbs. So, all right, the 00:46:23.420 --> 00:46:27.159 first one is the reigning champ chocolate chip 00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:30.559 crumbs, chocolate chip cookie crumbs, against 00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:37.909 the challenger ginger snap cookie crumbs. I'm 00:46:37.909 --> 00:46:39.650 going to have to stick with chocolate chip because 00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:45.590 of the chocolate chunks. Dude, they're crumbs. 00:46:45.829 --> 00:46:48.309 They're not going to have chunks. I've got to 00:46:48.309 --> 00:46:50.750 go with ginger snaps. They've got ginger through 00:46:50.750 --> 00:46:53.170 and through. So you don't think one of the little... 00:46:53.170 --> 00:46:56.050 Okay, all right. Then if they don't have any 00:46:56.050 --> 00:46:58.869 chocolate chunk, then I'm with you. Ginger crumbs 00:46:58.869 --> 00:47:01.690 would have more flavor. Okay, all right. And 00:47:01.690 --> 00:47:06.530 they do. I agree. Okay. So if it's just the crumbs... 00:47:06.829 --> 00:47:09.530 and no chocolate chips falling off, then I'm 00:47:09.530 --> 00:47:11.429 going to have to go with Ginger Snaps, too. All 00:47:11.429 --> 00:47:13.650 right, hang on. I need to get a pen so I can 00:47:13.650 --> 00:47:16.570 continue to... Yeah, because Ginger Snaps has 00:47:16.570 --> 00:47:19.369 ginger all the way through. And it's delicious, 00:47:19.550 --> 00:47:25.929 too. So, okay. Yeah. Okay, Ginger Snaps has dethroned 00:47:25.929 --> 00:47:28.050 the chocolate chip, the incumbent, the chocolate 00:47:28.050 --> 00:47:31.530 chip crumbs. So, all right, the next one is the 00:47:31.530 --> 00:47:35.389 Raining Champ Lemon Cake versus... Fig Newton 00:47:35.389 --> 00:47:41.010 crumbs. The lemon cake? Yeah, yeah, lemon cake, 00:47:41.090 --> 00:47:44.550 because Fig Newton will not have the delicious... 00:47:44.550 --> 00:47:51.969 I would puke. What? I would puke. Figs and raisins 00:47:51.969 --> 00:47:55.429 go hand in hand with me. I taste them, I throw 00:47:55.429 --> 00:47:58.730 up. Okay, well, I like figs and I like Fig Newtons, 00:47:58.769 --> 00:48:02.670 but lemon cake would be much more flavorful, 00:48:02.710 --> 00:48:07.510 the crumbs. so all right how about raspberry 00:48:07.510 --> 00:48:10.510 zinger the reigning champ the crumbs from it 00:48:10.510 --> 00:48:18.070 or the lemon meringue pie crumbs now the lemon 00:48:18.070 --> 00:48:22.130 meringue that has that has usually has that graham 00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:24.769 cracker crust that has a little bit of lemon 00:48:24.769 --> 00:48:27.260 in it But then on the other hand, you've got 00:48:27.260 --> 00:48:30.860 the raspberry zinger with the coconut and the 00:48:30.860 --> 00:48:32.980 raspberry flavor and a little bit of frosting 00:48:32.980 --> 00:48:42.860 stuff. This is a tough one. Yeah, so I think 00:48:42.860 --> 00:48:44.820 you're right. Because lemon meringue, even if 00:48:44.820 --> 00:48:46.719 you do get a little lemon in it, it's not all 00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:55.760 the way through. Yeah, I think raspberry would 00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:58.739 be more flavorful all the way through, raspberry 00:48:58.739 --> 00:49:01.059 zinger crumbs. I think it would stand out more. 00:49:01.219 --> 00:49:04.019 I do, too. All right, so we agree. The reigning 00:49:04.019 --> 00:49:07.219 champ, raspberry zinger crumbs, won that one. 00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:12.679 All right. Okay, so far the only one dethroned 00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:16.260 is the chocolate chip cookie crumbs. Oh, this 00:49:16.260 --> 00:49:20.500 next one. This next one I like. Bread pudding 00:49:20.500 --> 00:49:26.260 crumbs. Yes, I went there. Yeah, with guy sour 00:49:26.260 --> 00:49:33.480 cream and chai potato chip crumbs. I know. Guy 00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:36.539 sour cream and chai potato chip crumbs are the 00:49:36.539 --> 00:49:40.400 reigning champs. But bread pudding crumbs, I'm 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:44.079 tempted to go ahead and put that ahead. What 00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:50.559 do you think? I got to put it ahead just because 00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:54.159 of what it is. It's bread pudding? Okay. All 00:49:54.159 --> 00:49:57.860 right. Then Guy's sour cream and chai potato 00:49:57.860 --> 00:50:02.099 chips have been dethroned. That sounds fucking 00:50:02.099 --> 00:50:07.420 awesome. And also, the pudding soaks into the 00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:10.559 bread. So if you have breadcrumbs, yeah. All 00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:14.699 right. All right, the next one. Sausage, salami, 00:50:14.699 --> 00:50:18.300 and cheese calzone, which is a reigning champ, 00:50:18.500 --> 00:50:26.639 versus spinach and cheese frittatas. I think 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:28.219 I'm going to have to go with calzone because 00:50:28.219 --> 00:50:30.719 I don't think frittata is really. Yeah, I got 00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:33.019 to give it to the champ on that one. Yeah, yeah, 00:50:33.059 --> 00:50:36.920 the reigning champ, the calzones, because the 00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:39.300 frittatas don't really lend to have that many 00:50:39.300 --> 00:50:41.320 crumbs that are going to have anything mixed 00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:44.019 in with it. So, yeah, I'm going to have to go 00:50:44.019 --> 00:50:49.320 with that, too. All right, so nobody has dethroned 00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:52.420 the saucy salami and cheese calzone yet. All 00:50:52.420 --> 00:50:57.400 righty. How about nacho? It is. It is. That stuff 00:50:57.400 --> 00:51:00.920 is good. How about nacho cheese Doritos versus 00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:05.099 shepherd pie crumbs? I'm going to have to go 00:51:05.099 --> 00:51:13.699 with nacho cheese Doritos. Because, oh, the reigning 00:51:13.699 --> 00:51:16.960 champ is shepherd's pie, by the way. And the 00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:20.599 reason I go with the nacho cheese Doritos, because 00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:23.000 that's flavor through all the crumbs actually 00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:27.030 have more flavor. on Doritos than the actual 00:51:27.030 --> 00:51:34.010 product. I'm going with nacho. What are you going 00:51:34.010 --> 00:51:49.230 with? Hang on. You want to flip a coin? Okay. 00:51:55.510 --> 00:51:59.730 Okay. All right. Shepherd's pie. The reigning 00:51:59.730 --> 00:52:05.110 champ is now dethroned. All right. Banana bread 00:52:05.110 --> 00:52:08.829 versus Texas garlic toast crumbs. Banana bread 00:52:08.829 --> 00:52:17.889 crumbs versus Texas garlic toast crumbs. Banana 00:52:17.889 --> 00:52:21.210 bread. And banana bread is the reigning champ 00:52:21.210 --> 00:52:23.429 on that one, so they are not getting dethroned. 00:52:24.110 --> 00:52:27.309 All right, let's get that one off. Ooh, I like 00:52:27.309 --> 00:52:30.590 this one. Carrot cake crumbs versus cinnamon 00:52:30.590 --> 00:52:36.730 bun crumbs. Ooh. I know. Okay, I'm going to go 00:52:36.730 --> 00:52:38.789 with cinnamon just because cinnamon has a stronger 00:52:38.789 --> 00:52:41.670 flavor than carrot cake. Yeah, yeah, it would 00:52:41.670 --> 00:52:46.449 stand out more. Yeah. All right, okay. And all 00:52:46.449 --> 00:52:48.769 right, then the next one is, this is kind of 00:52:48.769 --> 00:52:52.210 a weird one, but what the hell, you know? Turkey 00:52:52.210 --> 00:52:56.170 Club Sandwich Crumbs versus Beef Barea Taco Crumbs. 00:52:57.750 --> 00:53:01.230 I'm going to go with Beef Barea Tacos. Yeah, 00:53:01.230 --> 00:53:03.670 tacos. Because you always get a little bit of 00:53:03.670 --> 00:53:08.130 ground beef in there and then the little flakes 00:53:08.130 --> 00:53:14.630 from the taco shell. Okay. All right. And then 00:53:14.630 --> 00:53:17.719 finally. Onion ring crumbs, which are fucking 00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:20.739 delicious, versus cheesy bacon tater tot crumbs, 00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:29.860 which is also fucking delicious. I'm going to 00:53:29.860 --> 00:53:36.659 go onion rings. Actually, I've always been a 00:53:36.659 --> 00:53:39.400 big fan of onion rings. Me too. All right. I 00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:41.800 like them both, but onion rings to me. All right. 00:53:41.840 --> 00:53:44.809 Cool. yeah and also another thing about onion 00:53:44.809 --> 00:53:47.590 ring crumbs is this you can get like a little 00:53:47.590 --> 00:53:50.250 cider ranch and take all those little crumbs 00:53:50.250 --> 00:53:52.670 and mix it in the ranch dressing and then spoon 00:53:52.670 --> 00:53:57.269 it out and eat it oh yeah yeah so all right that's 00:53:57.269 --> 00:54:00.170 it for the crumb olympics so we got our uh we 00:54:00.170 --> 00:54:03.750 got our list of the ones that are won so be forewarned 00:54:03.750 --> 00:54:06.590 there will be more coming up so all right rob 00:54:06.590 --> 00:54:08.690 um let's take our second break we're going to 00:54:08.690 --> 00:54:10.110 come back with something you want to talk about 00:54:12.179 --> 00:54:17.239 Okay, we'll be right back. I'm not real sure 00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:18.619 about it, but that's what we're going to do. 00:54:19.980 --> 00:54:44.570 Okay, we'll be back. The most overlooked post 00:54:44.570 --> 00:54:48.110 -apocalypse need is first aid. Have several kits 00:54:48.110 --> 00:54:51.250 in metal canisters, one in your bunker and the 00:54:51.250 --> 00:54:54.510 rest buried near natural markers such as odd 00:54:54.510 --> 00:54:59.409 trees or natural clearings. Gauze, salve, ointment, 00:54:59.489 --> 00:55:03.409 antibiotics, sutures, thread, needles, sharp 00:55:03.409 --> 00:55:07.489 knives, and scissors should be in all of the 00:55:07.489 --> 00:55:12.309 kits. Jamar Chase, what in the hell did you say 00:55:12.309 --> 00:55:15.260 this time? This idea has worked out so well for 00:55:15.260 --> 00:55:18.340 you in the past. Just go ahead, fat mouth one 00:55:18.340 --> 00:55:20.079 of the all -time greatest quarterbacks in the 00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:23.340 league ever. Your quote was, without Kelsey, 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.840 Mahomes is just another Kirk Cousins with a headband. 00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:29.820 Well then, Mr. Chase, you should know Kirk Cousins 00:55:29.820 --> 00:55:32.320 very well. You and him have the same amount of 00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:36.300 rings. You remind us of a little lap dog nipping 00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:41.420 at the heels of your daddy. Hey, look, I think 00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:43.659 we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. 00:55:44.659 --> 00:55:52.300 Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes. What 00:55:52.300 --> 00:55:55.920 do you call a factory that just makes okay products? 00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:03.860 A Satisfactory. The apocalypse just happened. 00:56:04.380 --> 00:56:07.119 You don't know what to do. You don't know where 00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.960 to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 00:56:12.289 --> 00:56:15.050 Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find. 00:56:15.969 --> 00:56:19.070 It can be stewed with garlic and onion, which 00:56:19.070 --> 00:56:22.210 is both wild, which can be easily found in a 00:56:22.210 --> 00:56:26.010 very tasty post -apocalypse food. You can make 00:56:26.010 --> 00:56:29.309 this into a delicious stew, and this will hold 00:56:29.309 --> 00:56:31.429 you over at least for a couple of days until 00:56:31.429 --> 00:56:35.570 you can find some other food. Topher, Mark, and 00:56:35.570 --> 00:56:39.070 Rob would like you to know. that just because 00:56:39.070 --> 00:56:42.030 they have a podcast does not mean their asshole 00:56:42.030 --> 00:56:45.429 does not stink. I know them pretty well, and 00:56:45.429 --> 00:56:48.889 their asshole does stink. So, just so you know, 00:56:49.090 --> 00:56:54.170 their asshole stinks just like yours. Our constant 00:56:54.170 --> 00:56:57.469 pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange 00:56:57.469 --> 00:57:02.250 insults from an alien. Real hilarity. May, your 00:57:02.250 --> 00:57:04.510 five -year -old neighbor have all their violin 00:57:04.510 --> 00:57:08.420 lessons during all of your hangovers. Hey, dickhead. 00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:10.719 No one gives an ounce of shit what you had for 00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:13.139 breakfast. Not even the person on the other end. 00:57:13.300 --> 00:57:16.039 You look like a mentally slow driv yelling into 00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:18.639 thin air all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth 00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:21.480 shorts you out and blows up your eardrums. What 00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:24.559 men consider self -centered dunce. Monty constantly 00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:27.199 coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go the 00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:29.599 fuck home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably 00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:31.659 forgot the theming because you're too busy looking 00:57:31.659 --> 00:57:36.659 in the mirror all day. Fuck off. Hey, if you're 00:57:36.659 --> 00:57:38.519 a fan of paying way too much for trinkets and 00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:41.460 food, well, your wish is coming true. Kansas 00:57:41.460 --> 00:57:43.659 City International Airport Guest Pass program 00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:47.219 is starting today. Yes, you too could overspend 00:57:47.219 --> 00:57:50.119 on workless trinkets and $15 cups of coffee. 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:53.059 You want to buy a $50 cheap t -shirt that has 00:57:53.059 --> 00:57:56.099 KC Western Auto Building image on it? We got 00:57:56.099 --> 00:57:58.659 you covered. Want a barbecue sauce gift pack? 00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.440 No problem. Just a mere $40 and you're first 00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:04.639 born. Hurry, you know rubes are jumping all over 00:58:04.639 --> 00:58:08.119 to get to this complete ripoff. Because people 00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:11.760 are sheen. Hey everybody, this is Uncle Rob. 00:58:12.139 --> 00:58:16.739 I'm going to give you some tips for life. This 00:58:16.739 --> 00:58:21.219 is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics. Rule number 00:58:21.219 --> 00:58:25.659 one, title of a pic in someone else's name. So 00:58:25.659 --> 00:58:29.980 if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule number 00:58:29.980 --> 00:58:34.130 two. Shoot angles complementary to your length 00:58:34.130 --> 00:58:40.590 and girth. Rule number four. No propping of the 00:58:40.590 --> 00:58:47.730 leg. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important. 00:58:49.849 --> 00:58:57.949 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. The other day, 00:58:57.989 --> 00:59:01.250 my vacuum became clogged. I had to open up my 00:59:01.250 --> 00:59:05.349 vacuum and unclog it. So essentially, I was cleaning 00:59:05.349 --> 00:59:09.329 my vacuum, which was a vacuum cleaner, but I 00:59:09.329 --> 00:59:20.010 became the vacuum cleaner. Mind blown. Hello, 00:59:23.429 --> 00:59:27.389 this is Satan. You might know me from my pet 00:59:27.389 --> 00:59:32.219 name, Inflation. I'm here to tell you that there's 00:59:32.219 --> 00:59:36.699 no better way to relax than listen to two douchebags 00:59:36.699 --> 00:59:40.400 in a microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 00:59:40.619 --> 00:59:44.019 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I 00:59:44.019 --> 01:00:03.630 burned that day. Enjoy. Two douchebags and microphone. 01:00:03.809 --> 01:00:06.409 I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area at the 01:00:06.409 --> 01:00:11.489 Talk Is Cheap studio. Approximately five miles 01:00:11.489 --> 01:00:42.420 from somewhere in Kansas. for now that sounds 01:00:42.420 --> 01:00:45.940 great so rob um let's turn it over to you you 01:00:45.940 --> 01:00:49.460 got something you want to uh speak about yeah 01:00:49.460 --> 01:00:54.880 i do all right good because we're a podcast yes 01:00:54.880 --> 01:00:59.400 definitely i'm gonna go into a celebrity okay 01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:21.750 cool What? Dr. Phil, yes. Okay. Wow. Okay. But 01:01:21.750 --> 01:03:31.309 let me dig deep into the story. Okay. Okay. While 01:03:31.309 --> 01:03:35.909 Marriage Street is filing for bankruptcy, they 01:03:35.909 --> 01:03:39.989 also sued Trinity Broadcasting for breach of 01:03:39.989 --> 01:03:44.170 contract. While this is taking place, the host 01:03:44.170 --> 01:03:50.730 is starting a project called Envoy Media. It 01:03:50.730 --> 01:03:55.969 was pioneered a day before the filing of the 01:03:55.969 --> 01:05:08.780 bankruptcy. Okay. What an odd story. Yeah, that's 01:05:08.780 --> 01:05:15.059 what it sounds like to me, too. Yeah, very much 01:05:15.059 --> 01:05:21.940 so. Yeah, how interesting. And who would have 01:05:21.940 --> 01:05:24.159 thought he'd ever file for bankruptcy, you know? 01:05:27.969 --> 01:05:33.469 No, I know. But the day before, he started a 01:05:33.469 --> 01:05:43.949 new company. Okay. Hmm. Interesting stuff. Okay. 01:05:44.969 --> 01:05:50.510 Yeah, thank you, Rob. You got something you want 01:05:50.510 --> 01:05:53.349 to go into now? Or I've got some stuff. I just 01:05:53.349 --> 01:06:02.849 got to dig it out. Okay. Oh, it's a long... Oh, 01:06:03.190 --> 01:06:06.030 no, I'm not going there. It's way too long. Oh, 01:06:07.650 --> 01:06:13.650 shit. Let me look here. Oh, hey, how about this 01:06:13.650 --> 01:06:18.449 one? Alright. Hey, since I'm bashing on celebrities, 01:06:18.710 --> 01:06:22.349 let's bash on another one. Hell yeah. I'm all 01:06:22.349 --> 01:06:28.280 for that. Why not? Fuck them. Get them. Okay. 01:07:11.019 --> 01:08:21.939 Ha ha. Part of her probation terms included staying 01:08:21.939 --> 01:08:25.479 out of trouble, something she struggled leading 01:08:25.479 --> 01:08:34.560 up to her probation revocation. Do you think 01:08:34.560 --> 01:08:38.180 that might be why Rosie left the United States? 01:08:38.260 --> 01:08:44.539 Could be. Could be. Wow. The same face? I think 01:08:44.539 --> 01:08:53.050 so. I think so. It sounds logical. Hey, starting 01:08:53.050 --> 01:08:57.489 a new conspiracy theory. I'm all on board. I'm 01:08:57.489 --> 01:09:04.470 all on board. Thank you. Thank you, Rob. France's 01:09:04.470 --> 01:09:07.890 National Postal Service, aptly named La Poste, 01:09:07.890 --> 01:09:13.409 released a croissant -scented stamp on October 01:09:13.409 --> 01:09:17.510 8th. France 24 reported. Can you believe that? 01:09:17.850 --> 01:09:23.109 A croissant -scented stamp? I didn't know croissants 01:09:23.109 --> 01:09:27.189 had that much smell, did you? No, I didn't either. 01:09:47.819 --> 01:09:51.960 Post Office Director Anthony Richet. And on the 01:09:51.960 --> 01:09:54.359 first day, more than 400 stamps were already 01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:57.399 gone. The stickers can also be used for international 01:09:57.399 --> 01:10:01.779 mail. So if you were in France, Rob, you could 01:10:01.779 --> 01:10:04.359 buy one of these croissant -scented stamps and 01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:06.520 send them to somebody here. Wouldn't that be 01:10:06.520 --> 01:10:12.119 nice? Yeah. Yeah, and then when they get them, 01:10:12.119 --> 01:10:13.880 you can call them up and go, hey, did you notice 01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:16.000 anything different about that envelope? And they're 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:17.500 going to go, no. And then you're going to go 01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:21.760 smell the stamp, and then they're going to probably 01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.619 not do it because they think it's a joke. They're 01:10:23.619 --> 01:10:25.859 going to go, no, that's okay, Rob. Thanks anyhow. 01:10:26.460 --> 01:10:30.720 So, all right, Rob, you got anything else or 01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:34.159 you want to shut this down? It's 910 right now. 01:10:37.860 --> 01:10:41.880 Okay, and I got one more too. That's all right. 01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:46.600 I'll do it either way. It doesn't matter. Okay. 01:11:11.659 --> 01:11:13.819 Okay, thank you for letting me know that I didn't 01:11:13.819 --> 01:12:37.939 know Okay. Well, okay. That's what I was getting 01:12:37.939 --> 01:12:40.800 ready to say. That sounds like a dumbass thing 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:47.779 to me. Zimbabwean opposition lawmaker and poet 01:12:47.779 --> 01:12:52.659 Desiree Mayo, 45, lost his life in a bizarre 01:12:52.659 --> 01:12:55.939 accident in early morning hours of October 10th. 01:12:56.140 --> 01:12:59.840 the BBC reported. As Moyo and four others drove 01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:03.779 along the Bueo Guerrero Highway, they crashed 01:13:03.779 --> 01:13:07.020 into an elephant. The other occupants of the 01:13:07.020 --> 01:13:09.199 car were injured. One of them said the elephant 01:13:09.199 --> 01:13:12.359 was struck on its backside, after which it turned 01:13:12.359 --> 01:13:15.020 around and started fighting the car. It is believed 01:13:15.020 --> 01:13:17.100 the elephant's reaction did most of the damage 01:13:17.100 --> 01:13:20.819 and led to Moyo's demise. So there you go, death 01:13:20.819 --> 01:13:25.750 by elephant. Yeah, that you accidentally struck. 01:13:26.329 --> 01:13:34.590 Yeah, me too. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Moya was 01:13:34.590 --> 01:13:37.270 probably a local hero. Hey, is that the guy that 01:13:37.270 --> 01:13:39.149 got killed by the elephant that he hit his ass? 01:13:39.369 --> 01:13:41.590 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That elephant got mad when 01:13:41.590 --> 01:13:43.489 it hit his ass with a car and it turned around 01:13:43.489 --> 01:13:48.609 and crushed him to death. Oh, cool. So, I still 01:13:48.609 --> 01:13:51.109 imagine Spicoli going out and going, look, my 01:13:51.109 --> 01:13:55.770 dad's a TV repairman. I can fix it. Remember 01:13:55.770 --> 01:14:00.890 that? Fast times. Yep. Alrighty. We going to 01:14:00.890 --> 01:14:04.909 call that a day? Yeah, let's call it a day. Alrighty. 01:14:05.329 --> 01:14:09.949 Thank you. Oh, hi, Albuquerque. Hi, Hicksville. 01:14:11.609 --> 01:14:16.500 Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Thank 01:14:16.500 --> 01:14:18.539 you, everybody, for listening, especially the 01:14:18.539 --> 01:14:20.859 new ones that have jumped on because of the Crescent 01:14:20.859 --> 01:14:23.279 episode. Thank you very much. I hope you stay 01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:26.180 with us. Have a great evening, everybody. Good 01:14:26.180 --> 01:14:31.640 night, asshole. What? Go ahead. No, I'm done. 01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:37.800 Go ahead. I was just going to say, I thank everybody 01:14:37.800 --> 01:14:40.579 that he thanks. I just let him do the talking. 01:14:42.279 --> 01:14:45.260 There you go. It's a blanket thank you. And one 01:14:45.260 --> 01:14:46.600 of these days we're going to get tired of doing 01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:48.539 it. We're just going to say, hi, everybody, bye. 01:14:48.960 --> 01:14:53.140 And that's it. But we started doing Grandma Opal 01:14:53.140 --> 01:14:55.060 again because she was, you know, in the rehab. 01:14:56.500 --> 01:14:59.439 Yeah, she's kind of, she's putting along. But, 01:14:59.539 --> 01:15:01.739 you know, Jimmy's a little worried about her. 01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:15.789 So, you know. Yeah, yes. Yep. Yeah, I agree. 01:15:15.930 --> 01:15:21.470 So we always, we will always honor Grandma Opal 01:15:21.470 --> 01:15:26.510 and her sweet grandson who turned her on to us, 01:15:26.609 --> 01:15:31.329 Jimmy. Yes. Yes. So, anyhow. She still listens. 01:15:31.470 --> 01:15:34.430 What? She still listens. Yeah. She still listens. 01:15:34.550 --> 01:15:36.909 Still listens and so does Grandma Opal, which 01:15:36.909 --> 01:15:40.670 just, it baffles me. I think it's fantastic that 01:15:40.670 --> 01:15:45.659 we bring her that much fun and joy. So, Grandma 01:15:45.659 --> 01:15:49.859 Opal, you're the best. And you too, Jimmy. All 01:15:49.859 --> 01:15:52.260 right. Thank you, everybody. Good night, assholes. 01:15:53.500 --> 01:15:58.119 Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the 01:15:58.119 --> 01:16:01.159 show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea 01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:05.119 and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. 01:16:05.220 --> 01:16:07.420 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.