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Yes, there's 00:01:45.340 --> 00:01:50.859 a fudge factory in Uranus. No joke. Here at Two 00:01:50.859 --> 00:01:53.400 Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't stand behind 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:56.480 our journalistic integrity. Go ahead and assume 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:59.799 we got the story wrong. At least we admit it. 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:03.140 Not like all those other guys, we can and will 00:02:03.140 --> 00:02:07.680 lie if it makes the story better. Two douchebags 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:19.469 and a microphone. These guys are inviting as 00:02:19.469 --> 00:02:28.050 a used hypodermic needle. Hey there, slap nuts. 00:02:28.110 --> 00:02:33.789 It's time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my 00:02:33.789 --> 00:02:36.229 little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol 00:02:36.229 --> 00:02:39.449 with your music news. Almost two decades after 00:02:39.449 --> 00:02:41.610 donated hundreds of signed books to the Negro 00:02:41.610 --> 00:02:44.300 Leagues Baseball Museum. A legendary musician 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:46.780 returned to the museum Saturday to sign the book 00:02:46.780 --> 00:02:49.960 he wrote about his massive collection. Geddy 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.699 Lee is best known as the lead vocalist and bassist 00:02:52.699 --> 00:02:55.680 for legendary rock band Rush, but the Negro League's 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:58.080 Baseball Museum knows him best as the man who 00:02:58.080 --> 00:03:01.419 donated 400 baseballs signed by Negro League 00:03:01.419 --> 00:03:04.620 players. Lee returned to the museum today to 00:03:04.620 --> 00:03:06.759 sign his new book about the stories tied to those 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:09.780 baseballs, called 72 Stories from the Collection 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:13.419 of Geddy Lee. Kendrick said Lee actually bid 00:03:13.419 --> 00:03:15.099 on the collection at an auction specifically 00:03:15.099 --> 00:03:18.780 to donate to the museum. Geddy, couldn't you 00:03:18.780 --> 00:03:20.599 have at least played a small set while in town? 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:24.099 Casey isn't getting a tour date anyhow. This 00:03:24.099 --> 00:03:27.159 is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news. 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:33.620 And remember, bar chords are bullshit. And now 00:03:33.620 --> 00:03:36.219 we look in on the adventures of the technical 00:03:36.219 --> 00:03:40.740 explanation guy. Why, excuse me, my dear sir. 00:03:41.419 --> 00:03:44.259 Could you please direct me to the nearest self 00:03:44.259 --> 00:03:46.840 -employed person in a motorized vehicle that 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:49.060 will transport me where I ask them to in exchange 00:03:49.060 --> 00:03:52.460 for money and a tip? Do you mean an Uber ride? 00:03:52.900 --> 00:03:56.780 Well, yes. Yes, I do mean an Uber ride. Then 00:03:56.780 --> 00:03:58.979 just say an Uber ride, you dumb motherfucker. 00:03:59.099 --> 00:04:01.080 And why are you constantly following me around 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:07.000 asking me stupid questions? Fucking idiot. And 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:15.120 now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. If a fly was de 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:17.660 -winged in a horrible accident, would that make 00:04:17.660 --> 00:04:23.220 the fly, then, a wok? Hmm. I may never know. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.560 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:42.660 in the Kansas City area, a mile away from the 00:04:42.660 --> 00:04:46.879 famous original Jack Stack of Martin City at 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:54.420 the Talk is Cheap studio. Thank you, Rob. Thanks 00:04:54.420 --> 00:05:09.180 for the cue. of a mile from Ozark Amphitheater. 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:17.000 Quack, quack. Okay, yeah, yeah, the Ozark Amphitheater. 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:20.579 That's where you saw, um, um, um, um, um, um, 00:05:20.579 --> 00:05:23.759 shit, I forgot their name in the Kentucky Headhunters. 00:05:23.839 --> 00:05:27.720 Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Yeah, yeah. And I've 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:30.819 seen 38 Special of Marshall Tucker. Oh, yeah. 00:05:31.100 --> 00:05:38.120 I've seen Dixon Borner. Cool. That's Oh, yeah, 00:05:38.220 --> 00:05:43.100 yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. You said 38 Special, 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:45.779 so I got to do this, Rob. So caught up in you, 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:48.720 little girl. You're the one that's got me down 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:51.579 on my knees. So caught up in you, little girl. 00:05:52.699 --> 00:05:56.000 I'm stopping. That's it. The lyrics on that are 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:58.180 so cheesy. I love the song. It's a great song. 00:05:58.259 --> 00:06:00.740 I like 38 Special a lot. They're a great band. 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:10.579 The funny thing is, when you go... No, I know 00:06:10.579 --> 00:06:13.079 that. I know that. I love them. They don't take 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.480 anything seriously. And, I mean, you know, they 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:17.540 know what they are. They know what they are. 00:06:17.779 --> 00:06:20.639 They're a great band. They really are. Yep. Yep. 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:26.959 So, real quick, since I promised this just a 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:28.779 little bit ago when I posted that we're doing 00:06:28.779 --> 00:06:33.699 two douchebags tonight, we need to send Brian 00:06:33.699 --> 00:06:36.839 Branch of the Detroit Lions a get well soon card 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:40.129 because he had his little feelers hurt. Then 00:06:40.129 --> 00:06:42.490 he said he was being relentlessly bullied by 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:45.129 the Chiefs. So what I'd like to know is, I've 00:06:45.129 --> 00:06:48.649 got this card here, Rob. What should we write 00:06:48.649 --> 00:06:53.110 on it? Roses are red, violets are blue, you fucking 00:06:53.110 --> 00:06:58.930 lost. Fuck you. Sounds about right. Okay, there 00:06:58.930 --> 00:07:01.990 you go, Brian Branch. Expect it. Expect it. I 00:07:01.990 --> 00:07:04.009 am going to send it. I'm going to send it to 00:07:04.009 --> 00:07:08.100 Brian Branch. Care of Detroit Lions. And I have 00:07:08.100 --> 00:07:10.839 their address up here where you can send them 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:14.519 mail. And hopefully it gets to them. And I will 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:16.459 put a number in there if he has something to 00:07:16.459 --> 00:07:18.720 say. And guess what? We'll put it on the podcast. 00:07:19.420 --> 00:07:23.480 But I doubt if he does. So, all right. Speaking 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:26.000 of football, there's an Ohio State football player 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:31.199 with the last name Sayin. S -A -Y -I -N. I'm 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:35.019 just saying. I'm just saying. That's all. Just 00:07:35.019 --> 00:07:38.889 saying. All right, Rob, I have this condition. 00:07:39.329 --> 00:07:43.670 It's actually called phantom vibration syndrome. 00:07:44.250 --> 00:07:46.029 That's when your phone is in your pocket and 00:07:46.029 --> 00:07:49.029 you feel it vibrating, but it really isn't. Have 00:07:49.029 --> 00:07:53.410 you ever had that happen? Dude, yes. Yeah, it's 00:07:53.410 --> 00:07:55.730 an actual syndrome. I've known about it for quite 00:07:55.730 --> 00:07:58.110 a while. All the time? Yeah. Yeah, you're like, 00:07:58.189 --> 00:08:00.910 oh, shit. Fuck, I wonder if, you know, whatever, 00:08:00.990 --> 00:08:03.389 lab results are in. I don't know. Someone had 00:08:03.389 --> 00:08:07.029 to get, you know. A painter coming over, whatever, 00:08:07.310 --> 00:08:08.490 you know. It's like, oh shit, I better check. 00:08:08.629 --> 00:08:10.910 It's like, nothing? I could have swore that vibrated 00:08:10.910 --> 00:08:14.970 like ten times. No, the thing is, I feel it. 00:08:14.970 --> 00:08:18.350 My phone ain't even in my pocket. Yeah, that's 00:08:18.350 --> 00:08:21.110 part of it. That's part of it, yes. Yeah, that's 00:08:21.110 --> 00:08:22.970 the other part of it. Sometimes your phone's 00:08:22.970 --> 00:08:25.189 in your pocket, but your phone does not have 00:08:25.189 --> 00:08:29.269 to be in your pocket for you to feel it. So... 00:08:30.370 --> 00:08:32.210 Yeah, I get this pretty much every day at work. 00:08:32.250 --> 00:08:34.029 The problem is, every time I feel it vibrate, 00:08:34.110 --> 00:08:36.529 I've trained myself to ignore it, so I miss a 00:08:36.529 --> 00:08:43.450 lot of calls. Do you do the same? Well, my phone 00:08:43.450 --> 00:08:46.590 lays on my table playing my music on my speaker, 00:08:46.710 --> 00:08:49.690 so... Oh, okay, so you can... Okay, I got you. 00:08:49.690 --> 00:08:54.470 Yeah, so I don't... The only way I know somebody's 00:08:54.470 --> 00:08:58.110 calling is when my music shuts off. Okay. And 00:08:58.110 --> 00:09:01.409 then it'll... Okay, you see, I rarely have... 00:09:01.409 --> 00:09:04.769 And the last few days, there's been a lot, a 00:09:04.769 --> 00:09:09.570 lot of spam calls. I don't know what triggers 00:09:09.570 --> 00:09:12.169 that. Is it like you're looking online for stories 00:09:12.169 --> 00:09:15.230 or something and they get your number? I don't 00:09:15.230 --> 00:09:20.570 know. It's weird. Yeah, I haven't had spam calls 00:09:20.570 --> 00:09:30.710 in a while. Yeah. I'm going to look into that. 00:09:30.769 --> 00:09:33.169 There's got to be a reason why you have these 00:09:33.169 --> 00:09:36.049 spam calls, and then you have some that are, 00:09:36.149 --> 00:09:39.909 you know, you don't have them for a while, and 00:09:39.909 --> 00:09:41.750 then suddenly you'll get an influx of them. I 00:09:41.750 --> 00:09:44.250 wonder what the algorithm or whatever that is 00:09:44.250 --> 00:09:47.309 on that, and how come suddenly, and on the same 00:09:47.309 --> 00:09:49.129 way, I'll get like 30 of them in a row, and then 00:09:49.129 --> 00:09:50.909 nothing for like, I don't know, three weeks, 00:09:51.029 --> 00:09:53.610 and then like 30 more in a couple of weeks, and 00:09:53.610 --> 00:09:55.669 then nothing. It's a weird deal. I know what 00:09:55.669 --> 00:10:03.190 you're saying. yeah i don't have their number 00:10:03.190 --> 00:10:08.350 it just comes up as spam risk so i know i answered 00:10:08.350 --> 00:10:12.009 i've had that happen quite a few times um it'll 00:10:12.009 --> 00:10:14.190 be like i don't know a call that you really need 00:10:14.190 --> 00:10:17.690 to take and and you're like oh spam fuck that 00:10:17.690 --> 00:10:21.070 and then then they'll leave a message like oh 00:10:21.070 --> 00:10:24.250 shit you didn't say that you know whatever yeah 00:10:24.250 --> 00:10:28.809 yeah same thing happens to me so But anyhow, 00:10:28.970 --> 00:10:31.850 this phantom vibrating syndrome is a crapshoot 00:10:31.850 --> 00:10:33.929 every time I feel it vibrating. So I learned 00:10:33.929 --> 00:10:38.870 to just ignore it. So I'm thinking maybe I should 00:10:38.870 --> 00:10:41.450 bet myself every time I think it's vibrating. 00:10:42.470 --> 00:10:46.049 And either say, I bet it's real or not. And every 00:10:46.049 --> 00:10:48.429 time I lose, I put that money in a vacation account 00:10:48.429 --> 00:10:51.370 or invest it in Ethereum or something. That'd 00:10:51.370 --> 00:10:53.210 be a good idea to make a little game out of it. 00:10:53.450 --> 00:11:05.269 For real. No joke. Oh, you know what? Rob, that'll 00:11:05.269 --> 00:11:09.029 work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I like that one. 00:11:09.090 --> 00:11:13.470 Hell yeah. Okay. It'd be cheaper than a vacation. 00:11:14.070 --> 00:11:16.850 Oh, yeah. Yeah. And also, Whataburger right now 00:11:16.850 --> 00:11:20.789 has raspberry Dr. Pepper shakes that are fucking 00:11:20.789 --> 00:11:23.669 out of this world, dude. Oh, there you go. Bet 00:11:23.669 --> 00:11:26.610 yourself. Yep. Yep. Makes me cry every time I 00:11:26.610 --> 00:11:32.200 see it. With joy. Yes, that's right. And it makes 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.220 me cry with joy. What's better than that, Rob, 00:11:34.299 --> 00:11:40.080 right? Right. That's right. Okay, so I'm thinking, 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:44.519 you know, I could get a smartwatch, but, you 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:47.539 know, and then I could just, a lot of people 00:11:47.539 --> 00:11:49.279 do that at work. They have a smartwatch, and 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:51.220 they hear, you know, feel it vibrate or whatever, 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:53.019 and they look down at their watch and go, nope, 00:11:53.059 --> 00:11:55.779 nothing, or oh, oh, oh, I better take this or 00:11:55.779 --> 00:11:58.149 something, right? So, and then I see them, what 00:11:58.149 --> 00:11:59.570 they'll do is they'll, like, click on it real 00:11:59.570 --> 00:12:01.509 quick and then whisper, hey, I'll call you back. 00:12:01.649 --> 00:12:03.889 Or, all right, hey, thanks for the reminder or 00:12:03.889 --> 00:12:07.470 something, right? But, you know, I have a lot 00:12:07.470 --> 00:12:10.769 of hesitation about it. You ever feel like you're 00:12:10.769 --> 00:12:17.169 too electronicked up? You know what I mean? Yeah. 00:12:17.590 --> 00:12:20.350 Yeah, yeah. It's just too encompassing. And it's 00:12:20.350 --> 00:12:22.789 like, do I really want that more responsibility? 00:12:23.509 --> 00:12:26.049 Okay, so I miss a few calls. I'll call them back. 00:12:26.830 --> 00:12:28.789 I mean, if anything's that important, I'm going 00:12:28.789 --> 00:12:30.389 to be sitting there next to the phone anyhow, 00:12:30.590 --> 00:12:37.710 right? Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, I entertain the 00:12:37.710 --> 00:12:40.850 thought of getting a smart watch, but I was like, 00:12:40.909 --> 00:12:42.570 you know what, I don't want any more electronics, 00:12:42.850 --> 00:12:46.230 man. It seems like digital has pretty much taken 00:12:46.230 --> 00:12:49.129 over my life and a lot of other people I know. 00:12:50.330 --> 00:12:52.649 Yeah, so, but anyhow, you're talking to a guy 00:12:52.649 --> 00:12:54.750 that has three podcasts, and I'm bitching about 00:12:54.750 --> 00:13:00.669 digital stuff, so. No, no. So, anyhow. Hey, I'm 00:13:00.669 --> 00:13:04.570 on one. I have nothing to prove. There you go. 00:13:06.490 --> 00:13:09.350 Tech9, you know, from Kansas City, the rapper. 00:13:09.730 --> 00:13:13.090 Yeah. Pretty big deal, really. I mean, he does 00:13:13.090 --> 00:13:17.289 very well. He has this undercover video of people 00:13:17.289 --> 00:13:20.210 tailgating Arrowhead Stadium. He's going up there 00:13:20.210 --> 00:13:22.149 just shooting the shit and having a couple of 00:13:22.149 --> 00:13:24.330 pops with him and stuff. It's pretty cool. So 00:13:24.330 --> 00:13:26.129 if you ever get a chance, look it up tech nine 00:13:26.129 --> 00:13:28.649 at arrowhead tailgating or something like that. 00:13:28.870 --> 00:13:30.850 But I was like, wow, that was cool. He's just 00:13:30.850 --> 00:13:33.389 out there just fucking around, having fun. Some 00:13:33.389 --> 00:13:35.850 people, he let him know who the, who he is, you 00:13:35.850 --> 00:13:38.129 know, cause he had like a, this kind of a disguise 00:13:38.129 --> 00:13:40.870 on deal. And, uh, some of them, he just, you 00:13:40.870 --> 00:13:43.250 know, nah, I'm just going to go ahead and go 00:13:43.250 --> 00:13:45.409 on. And they'll figure it out later when someone 00:13:45.409 --> 00:13:48.110 goes, Hey, I seen you online talking to tech. 00:13:48.129 --> 00:13:54.509 And I'm like, what? You know? So. The reason 00:13:54.509 --> 00:13:57.110 why we didn't podcast last night is because my 00:13:57.110 --> 00:14:01.210 cousin's wife invited us for dinner. So I stayed 00:14:01.210 --> 00:14:30.919 over there. That'd be fucking awesome. Now, I 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:32.799 know a lot of people that personally know him 00:14:32.799 --> 00:14:36.159 very well. Everybody likes him. Yeah, I'm just 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:39.740 thinking it would not go over very well at Palm 00:14:39.740 --> 00:14:44.940 to Terror Lake. Is it still like that down there? 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:54.139 Eh, not as bad. Not as bad. I mean, yeah, it's 00:14:54.139 --> 00:14:57.179 not as bad, but it's getting better, definitely. 00:14:57.299 --> 00:14:59.320 Okay, yeah. would like to think around the dark 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:03.620 ages the music would not go over oh the music 00:15:03.620 --> 00:15:07.220 the music okay all right okay that's a little 00:15:07.220 --> 00:15:09.679 bit that's a little bit better than what i thought 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:14.100 okay all right that's cool no no no no that that 00:15:14.100 --> 00:15:18.039 is definitely got better well i know that that 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:21.000 definitely i know there's a small town in texas 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:25.720 till about 94 that had some very very discouraging 00:15:25.720 --> 00:15:29.610 writing for um black people to go through their 00:15:29.610 --> 00:15:32.450 town at night. It was right off the freeway, 00:15:32.490 --> 00:15:34.490 and I couldn't believe it. And I was like, why 00:15:34.490 --> 00:15:37.049 didn't someone take that sign down? And then 00:15:37.049 --> 00:15:40.870 my friend, he goes, you'll get shot. I'm like, 00:15:40.909 --> 00:15:42.370 okay, I don't want to take it down that bad. 00:15:42.570 --> 00:15:49.149 So we went on. All right. Where the hell was 00:15:49.149 --> 00:15:53.710 I? Oh, okay. I'm actually thinking about recording 00:15:53.710 --> 00:15:58.179 a podcast. over there in Eureka Springs. We're 00:15:58.179 --> 00:16:00.419 leaving tomorrow, like I said. And I'm going 00:16:00.419 --> 00:16:04.539 to try to do it from a bar or an outdoor patio. 00:16:06.259 --> 00:16:08.480 And then maybe we could have some people come 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:13.399 up and talk, like we do at the City Market. Are 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:15.820 you talking about our normal Wednesday night? 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:20.139 Yes. Okay, yeah, that would be great. Yeah, that's 00:16:20.139 --> 00:16:26.049 what I'm talking about. I've got a couple of 00:16:26.049 --> 00:16:28.509 places I think it would be all right. I mean, 00:16:28.529 --> 00:16:33.029 we have the Basin Park there. If I want to, I 00:16:33.029 --> 00:16:34.769 could go on the concourse anywhere there and 00:16:34.769 --> 00:16:38.149 do it. But I would kind of like to go to, like, 00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:41.789 what is the name of that one? New Delhi Cafe. 00:16:42.549 --> 00:16:45.309 They have a really cool outdoor patio with trees 00:16:45.309 --> 00:16:48.330 and tables and stuff. And I'm going to see if 00:16:48.330 --> 00:16:51.110 I can't set up in there. That would be cooler 00:16:51.110 --> 00:16:52.909 than hell. And then people walking by, you know, 00:16:52.950 --> 00:16:54.990 since they're... you know, having dinner and 00:16:54.990 --> 00:16:56.990 maybe going to go use the bathroom or go grab 00:16:56.990 --> 00:16:59.370 a beer or something, they'd be a little bit more 00:16:59.370 --> 00:17:05.809 wanting to maybe stop and talk. Where the Basin 00:17:05.809 --> 00:17:07.869 Park, people are going from one store to another 00:17:07.869 --> 00:17:10.450 or getting to the hotel or something, and they 00:17:10.450 --> 00:17:12.710 may not want to stop and talk so much. But the 00:17:12.710 --> 00:17:14.269 reason I think it would be so cool down there 00:17:14.269 --> 00:17:16.309 at Eureka Springs is because people come from 00:17:16.309 --> 00:17:20.480 all over. And I think it'd be cool to just go, 00:17:20.539 --> 00:17:22.660 hey, where are you from? You know, Tucson or 00:17:22.660 --> 00:17:24.839 whatever, you know, and just shoot the shit with 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:29.900 them a while. So, and then I got a question that 00:17:29.900 --> 00:17:34.720 I am not going to, I'm not going to do it on 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.859 the emails. By the way, Mitch replied. We'll 00:17:37.859 --> 00:17:44.400 get to that later. Mitch replied, Rob. All right. 00:17:44.740 --> 00:17:50.970 Okay. So. I'm ready. I'm ready. You just don't 00:17:50.970 --> 00:17:55.650 know. I'll just wait till then. Mitch brought 00:17:55.650 --> 00:18:01.410 it this time. I'm proud of him. So anyhow, so 00:18:01.410 --> 00:18:05.569 it'd be pretty cool. So Hank asked me, and that 00:18:05.569 --> 00:18:07.230 sounds like a fake name, but it doesn't have 00:18:07.230 --> 00:18:09.269 to be. I think everything's a fake name whenever 00:18:09.269 --> 00:18:12.990 I read it. Hank was wondering if we script out 00:18:12.990 --> 00:18:19.150 the show much. I just do bullet points. You know, 00:18:19.190 --> 00:18:22.029 and then, you know, you just put down key points 00:18:22.029 --> 00:18:25.089 of a subject, and then the rest is just our personalities. 00:18:25.230 --> 00:18:27.670 I think that's the best. To me, that's the best 00:18:27.670 --> 00:18:29.829 way to do it. You want your personality to show, 00:18:29.990 --> 00:18:34.970 right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, there 00:18:34.970 --> 00:18:39.750 goes. Are you there? Speaking of personalities. 00:18:40.269 --> 00:18:49.079 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we got enough of you. Yeah, 00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:51.480 we got the personalities down, that's for sure. 00:18:51.920 --> 00:18:59.880 Yes. So I was wondering, yeah, yeah, we got personalities, 00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:03.380 that's for sure. Some people love them, some 00:19:03.380 --> 00:19:06.779 people hate them, but we got them. Well, you 00:19:06.779 --> 00:19:11.680 need to know us in person to really know those 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:17.500 personalities. Yes. I think they get a little 00:19:17.500 --> 00:19:21.339 bit of an idea because we just fucking wander 00:19:21.339 --> 00:19:24.859 off everywhere on everything. But I hope, well, 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:27.319 it's enjoyable, I think, because the numbers 00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:30.940 are outstanding. So thank you, everybody that's 00:19:30.940 --> 00:19:35.920 listening. So, but speaking of people listening, 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:39.619 OK, well, first off, what if you had your right 00:19:39.619 --> 00:19:43.680 ass cheek bit off by like a shark or something 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:48.059 here in the ocean? Right. Would you then be half 00:19:48.059 --> 00:19:52.480 -assed? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, okay. I was just 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:57.460 checking. I would rather take the left. Okay. 00:19:57.880 --> 00:20:00.460 Why is that? Because you sit on the right. If 00:20:00.460 --> 00:20:03.380 a shark is going to take my ass cheek, I'd rather 00:20:03.380 --> 00:20:08.799 be my left. Okay. I'm right -handed. You know 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:12.059 what? I lean on my right when I sit, you know. 00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:15.599 The same here. I agree, Rob. Yeah. If a shark 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:17.519 was going to take off my ass cheek, I would want 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:19.799 it to be the left one, too, because I am right 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:23.019 -handed. Yes. All right. Great idea, Rob. I knew 00:20:23.019 --> 00:20:25.380 I could count on you. I knew I could count on 00:20:25.380 --> 00:20:32.039 you. So, I guess my old employers are still listening. 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:34.480 My old employers. I didn't say that right. I 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:38.319 don't think. I don't know. I guess my old employers 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:41.119 are still listening. My buddy sent me a picture 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:43.380 of one of my Employee of the Month plaques from 00:20:43.380 --> 00:20:47.200 2012 that used to hang in their hallway. It was 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:52.960 thrown away in the dumpster. They could have 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:55.359 been decent humans and mailed it to me. I didn't 00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:57.880 want the piece of shit anyhow. I want nothing 00:20:57.880 --> 00:21:00.079 of them anymore. Nothing reminds me of them or 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:02.079 nothing. And that would be like, oh, I'd look 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:03.539 at it and think about it for a minute and be 00:21:03.539 --> 00:21:11.420 like, oh, no, no, no. Oh, you know what? I think 00:21:11.420 --> 00:21:14.960 he captured it. I'll talk to him, my friend Steve. 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:16.660 I used to go out of town with him a lot. I'll 00:21:16.660 --> 00:21:20.059 talk to him. If he has it, I'll get that and 00:21:20.059 --> 00:21:23.380 I'll get it to you, okay? Yeah, I will hang it 00:21:23.380 --> 00:21:26.099 up in the Doug Blind studio. Yeah, that'd be 00:21:26.099 --> 00:21:30.019 cool. I've got two Employee of the Months where 00:21:30.019 --> 00:21:32.640 I'm at now, two in a little bit over four years. 00:21:32.779 --> 00:21:35.519 I'm pretty happy with those. So those other ones, 00:21:35.599 --> 00:21:39.380 I don't need them. I don't like them people anyhow. 00:21:40.089 --> 00:21:42.470 I don't like them one bit, and I'm happy to know 00:21:42.470 --> 00:21:44.750 that they're still listening and probably pretty 00:21:44.750 --> 00:21:49.690 angry. So there you go, fuckwads. Eat it. Eat 00:21:49.690 --> 00:21:53.769 it. Eat a big bowl of shit. There, right here. 00:21:54.210 --> 00:21:57.150 I'll even make one up for you. Give you a spoon. 00:21:57.650 --> 00:22:02.029 I'll give you the bowl. Anyhow, all right. Hey, 00:22:02.069 --> 00:22:06.569 I'll give you the goat milk. Okay. Sounds good. 00:22:06.849 --> 00:22:09.990 But I informed Steve, I said, The plaque looked 00:22:09.990 --> 00:22:13.150 great in the trash can, but I think it would 00:22:13.150 --> 00:22:17.849 go better use up their collective asses. All 00:22:17.849 --> 00:22:22.490 of them. Yeah. Yeah, so those jokers can suck 00:22:22.490 --> 00:22:24.509 on a tailpipe. They probably finally dug it out. 00:22:25.269 --> 00:22:28.970 I think they just got done listening to one of 00:22:28.970 --> 00:22:31.529 the podcasts, walked by and said, oh, fuck, no. 00:22:31.849 --> 00:22:34.130 Get that son of a bitch out of here right now. 00:22:34.230 --> 00:22:41.039 Throw it in the trash. Aha, fucktards. Anyhow. 00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:43.599 Okay, the other morning I went by Dutch Brothers 00:22:43.599 --> 00:22:48.180 Coffee. Their coffee is amazing, but I was in 00:22:48.180 --> 00:22:49.880 a hurry and didn't have time to stop anywhere 00:22:49.880 --> 00:22:52.519 else, so I saw that they had food. I never knew 00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:56.000 that they had food. They have a couple of items 00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:58.619 at Dutch Brothers now. Their coffee is the best, 00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:01.480 but, well, my opinion is that it's the worst 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:04.119 fucking breakfast sandwich I've ever had in my 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:07.740 life. Oh, my gosh. I've never had the displeasure 00:23:07.740 --> 00:23:09.960 of trying to eat something so horrible ever. 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:13.099 I'm almost certain that it's microwaved and probably 00:23:13.099 --> 00:23:17.140 arrives frozen. It was allegedly a sausage and 00:23:17.140 --> 00:23:23.799 egg slider. More like owl shit on a bun. I just 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:27.660 found it odd that they can have coffee so good 00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:32.279 and food, in my opinion, so horrible. For all 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:33.880 I know, maybe the people didn't care and they 00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:36.049 made it wrong. But I'm pretty sure that's not 00:23:36.049 --> 00:23:38.589 the case. I think what it is is they wanted to 00:23:38.589 --> 00:23:40.029 have a little something to eat, but that's not 00:23:40.029 --> 00:23:42.970 what they do. So they're like, hey, here's some 00:23:42.970 --> 00:23:45.970 frozen biscuits and some frozen sausages. Just 00:23:45.970 --> 00:23:48.670 melt these fuckers in that little tin can over 00:23:48.670 --> 00:23:50.950 there, and then throw them out there on a plate. 00:23:51.069 --> 00:23:54.990 There you go. All right. So, anyhow. And it was 00:23:54.990 --> 00:23:58.609 a little bitty, too. I worked till 5. I have 00:23:58.609 --> 00:24:00.829 not had dinner yet. I was going to wait until 00:24:00.829 --> 00:24:03.089 after the podcast, but I think you just ruined 00:24:03.089 --> 00:24:06.359 my dinner. Oh, shit. You know, if you ever need 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:08.480 to eat, Rob, I don't expect you to not eat and 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:10.920 go straight into this podcast. You can always... 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:15.900 I normally wait a while until after I'm done 00:24:15.900 --> 00:24:20.240 working anyway. Oh, okay. Yeah, I normally eat 00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:23.019 about like 8 o 'clock at night. That's when I 00:24:23.019 --> 00:24:29.240 work until 4. So, it works out. I eat right before 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:31.539 I go to bed, which I know is not good for you, 00:24:31.619 --> 00:24:33.819 but hey, at least I'm getting something. You 00:24:33.819 --> 00:24:35.700 know, Rob, you're in good shape. I wouldn't fucking 00:24:35.700 --> 00:24:40.140 worry about it. You work all that off, dude. 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:46.220 You work all that off and then some. Yeah. So, 00:24:46.420 --> 00:24:55.980 okay. Ace Frehley passed away at the age of 74. 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.319 The legendary guitarist of Kiss. The original 00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:02.480 guitarist of Kiss. And the purveyor of a lot 00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:07.460 of very, very good guitaring and music. And it's 00:25:07.460 --> 00:25:10.619 sad because he was one of the people that I idolized 00:25:10.619 --> 00:25:13.460 growing up. And like I said to a couple friends 00:25:13.460 --> 00:25:16.000 of mine, only the coolest kids liked Ace the 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.799 best. They loved the spaceman. Everybody else 00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:21.319 was fine. You got the cat. You got the lover. 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:24.440 You got the demon. They were fine. But the coolest 00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:27.980 of the cool was the spaceman, right? Yes. Yes. 00:25:28.019 --> 00:25:31.890 Yeah, Ace. Ace was the coolest. So, here's what 00:25:31.890 --> 00:25:33.609 I'm getting at right here, and it bothers me. 00:25:33.650 --> 00:25:35.869 And you tell me if it bothers you, too. Or if 00:25:35.869 --> 00:25:38.109 this is just a mean, weird thing. All right. 00:25:38.690 --> 00:25:42.069 All these stars, they have feuds with their other 00:25:42.069 --> 00:25:45.750 band members, right? I remember about a year 00:25:45.750 --> 00:25:48.009 ago, remember Paul was insulting the shit out 00:25:48.009 --> 00:25:51.470 of Ace? I know exactly where you're going right 00:25:51.470 --> 00:25:54.869 now. I read that. Yes. And Ace fighting back 00:25:54.869 --> 00:25:58.390 with his own words to Paul and Gene. Ace dies. 00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:02.259 And suddenly, these other two members that was 00:26:02.259 --> 00:26:06.339 fighting with, they're sad, hurt, and they're 00:26:06.339 --> 00:26:09.420 in mourning. Do you fucking believe that? Oh, 00:26:09.700 --> 00:26:13.200 yeah. Oh, they miss their brother so much. Yes. 00:26:13.220 --> 00:26:17.880 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I agree. If he was still 00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:21.200 alive, they'd still be taking barbs at each other. 00:26:21.319 --> 00:26:26.720 I don't know if I fucking believe that. Because 00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:29.619 here, I've got a great example here. Okay. I 00:26:29.619 --> 00:26:31.700 don't think that Gene and Paul are being honest, 00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:34.839 in my opinion. To me, I think there's a lot of 00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:38.019 heat there. And I think that they genuinely grew 00:26:38.019 --> 00:26:40.660 apart and didn't like each other very much because, 00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:44.539 you know, there's different, you know, Paul and 00:26:44.539 --> 00:26:47.339 Gene felt like Ace fucked the whole band up by 00:26:47.339 --> 00:26:50.920 getting drunk and smashed all the time and unreliable. 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:54.859 And Ace feels like they just trashed him all 00:26:54.859 --> 00:26:56.980 the time after that. He's having some problems. 00:26:57.319 --> 00:26:59.980 So there's two sides of the coin, and I see both 00:26:59.980 --> 00:27:03.920 of them. But the shit about, oh, he's a fucking 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:06.019 asshole. He's an anti -Semite. He thinks that 00:27:06.019 --> 00:27:08.119 me and... This is what Paul said not too long 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:11.660 ago. And he keeps reminding people of it from 00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:17.059 what I read. If it's true, he kept saying, Peter 00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:21.480 and Ace... View us two Jewish guys as Jews that 00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:24.180 are hogging up all the money. He's said this 00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:27.299 several times and he says that he knows that 00:27:27.299 --> 00:27:30.359 he knew that was a fact or he truly believes 00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:33.779 it or something. Okay. How much is he in mourning 00:27:33.779 --> 00:27:36.279 is what I'd like to ask. I would love to just 00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:38.900 look at Paul and go, are you really in mourning 00:27:38.900 --> 00:27:41.000 or does that sound like the thing to fucking 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:43.359 say? Because there you were bagging on the guy 00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:46.920 two days ago and suddenly he's dead. I'd feel 00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:50.859 stupid too. Let's say I didn't like a neighbor 00:27:50.859 --> 00:27:52.619 or something. I go, oh, fuck him. He's a dick. 00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:54.740 Fuck him. He's an asshole. And then you find 00:27:54.740 --> 00:27:56.059 out he, like, dropped dead, and you're like, 00:27:56.180 --> 00:28:00.539 oh, man. Oh, he was the best neighbor. Yeah, 00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:03.400 yeah. I'm sick of that shit. Fess up to it. Go, 00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:06.039 yeah, we had some problems, you know, and we 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:07.799 didn't necessarily get along, but I certainly 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.339 didn't wish him dead, and I'm sorry for the family. 00:28:11.369 --> 00:28:13.789 And now I feel kind of stupid. I feel kind of 00:28:13.789 --> 00:28:16.150 silly for fighting with a guy. I should have 00:28:16.150 --> 00:28:17.970 been loving on him. I didn't know we had this 00:28:17.970 --> 00:28:20.730 little of time. You know, there's a lot better 00:28:20.730 --> 00:28:22.730 things to say than act like you love the guy 00:28:22.730 --> 00:28:25.349 the whole time. And it bothers me. And I'm glad 00:28:25.349 --> 00:28:27.109 to hear that from you, Rob. I'm glad that was 00:28:27.109 --> 00:28:31.890 not just me. No, I caught it too. Okay. I was 00:28:31.890 --> 00:28:37.089 like, really, Paul? Yeah, that's, yeah. Thank 00:28:37.089 --> 00:28:39.569 you, Rob. That's exactly what I thought too. 00:28:39.609 --> 00:28:44.730 I'm like, Paul. Shut up. After all this shit, 00:28:44.890 --> 00:28:49.690 now you're mourning? I'm sorry, I don't believe 00:28:49.690 --> 00:28:55.049 it. I don't either. It's fake as fuck. Yeah, 00:28:55.049 --> 00:28:57.589 yeah, it's fake as fuck. Thank you, Rob. I agree 00:28:57.589 --> 00:29:00.710 with that 100%. And also, I can go back to this. 00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:03.890 I remember when Dio passed away in 2010. Ozzy 00:29:03.890 --> 00:29:06.970 and Cam were supposedly devastated. And then 00:29:06.970 --> 00:29:10.329 after Ozzy's passing, Sharon, his widow, got 00:29:10.329 --> 00:29:12.509 on there and said that Ozzy tried stabbing Dio 00:29:12.509 --> 00:29:16.230 with a fork when he first met him. And then Dio's 00:29:16.230 --> 00:29:18.529 always talking about, you know, Ozzy's a clown, 00:29:18.769 --> 00:29:20.230 I was the best thing that could happen to Sabbath 00:29:20.230 --> 00:29:22.390 and all this stuff. Well, all that stuff did 00:29:22.390 --> 00:29:26.089 happen. There was a feud there. And I'm getting 00:29:26.089 --> 00:29:28.069 tired of him going, oh, we loved each other. 00:29:28.369 --> 00:29:33.809 No, I don't believe that. So, all the lawsuits 00:29:33.809 --> 00:29:40.839 and litigation, you know, yeah, I just, I don't 00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:44.000 believe it. I have more stuff, but you know what, 00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:47.160 Rob? We are 25 minutes deep, so we should probably 00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:51.720 turn this over to you, okay? Okay, I'm going 00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:55.440 to go to the other controversial rock artist. 00:29:55.900 --> 00:30:01.720 Okay. Rock legends Guns N' Roses recently kicked 00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:15.910 off Latin American tour. to the jungle, singer 00:30:15.910 --> 00:30:19.990 Axl Rose was less than pleased, possibly with 00:30:19.990 --> 00:30:23.609 the band's new drummer, Isaac Karpner, but more 00:30:23.609 --> 00:30:28.069 likely over sound issues. So it could have been 00:30:28.069 --> 00:30:32.529 either one. Well, go ahead and I've got something 00:30:32.529 --> 00:30:34.390 to add to that because I read something after 00:30:34.390 --> 00:31:43.390 that. So go ahead, please. I'll have to look 00:31:43.390 --> 00:31:47.809 that up. Yeah. You know what I just read yesterday 00:31:47.809 --> 00:31:51.210 was it was Slash saying that this Carpenter kid 00:31:51.210 --> 00:31:53.089 was the best drummer they've ever worked with. 00:32:10.089 --> 00:32:12.630 I think that's what it was because Slash just 00:32:12.630 --> 00:32:14.930 got done praising the guy. And you've got to 00:32:14.930 --> 00:32:17.950 remember, Guns N' Roses had Matt Sorum and Steven 00:32:17.950 --> 00:32:21.349 Adler in it. Two very, very good drummers. Really 00:32:21.349 --> 00:32:26.049 good drummers. So, yeah, I would say it's probably 00:32:26.049 --> 00:32:28.049 that. I don't think there could be that big of 00:32:28.049 --> 00:32:34.930 discrepancy within the artists of the band. Oh, 00:32:35.009 --> 00:32:37.150 no, that's why I said that. I think you're right. 00:32:37.250 --> 00:32:39.529 I think it was aimed at his drum kit. It was 00:32:39.529 --> 00:32:42.009 something to kick, and it was a sound that was 00:32:42.009 --> 00:32:46.150 bad. And that's why he would say, I think I'm 00:32:46.150 --> 00:32:49.210 just going to have to wing this. It's because 00:32:49.210 --> 00:32:51.150 the sound sounds so bad. He's just like, I'm 00:32:51.150 --> 00:32:53.029 just going to have to do it and try to get to 00:32:53.029 --> 00:32:55.430 it. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Yeah, and 00:32:55.430 --> 00:32:59.369 I mean, and also, Axl is not such an angry person 00:32:59.369 --> 00:33:02.990 anymore. I mean, he wrote an open letter apology 00:33:02.990 --> 00:33:06.329 to all the people he did wrong not too long ago. 00:33:06.910 --> 00:33:09.109 Yeah, I think it was published in Billboard or 00:33:09.109 --> 00:33:11.630 Rolling Stone or something. Yeah, something like 00:33:11.630 --> 00:33:15.029 that. Yeah, yeah. So he is not the guy he used 00:33:15.029 --> 00:33:20.170 to be. So I think that if he got angry, there 00:33:20.170 --> 00:33:23.170 was probably a reason, like the sound. So, okay. 00:33:23.470 --> 00:33:28.599 Thank you, Rob. Let's take our first break. And 00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:30.420 then let's come back with some emails, okay? 00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:33.920 All right? I know you're anxious for it. Oh, 00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:40.359 yeah. All right. I am the mad shitter in Clayton, 00:33:40.380 --> 00:33:44.480 Missouri. Well, okay. Like I said, this is a 00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:46.660 long time ago. You know, I don't know. I was 00:33:46.660 --> 00:33:49.640 in my mid -20s. I had sleep apnea, and I had 00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:52.000 to wear a CPAP. And then I opted for the surgery. 00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:54.720 So I got surgery, and then I went back to the 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:57.980 doctor. The doctor was good, you know. This was 00:33:57.980 --> 00:34:00.000 before you could buy the CPAP machines. You had 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:02.519 to rent them. Oh, yeah. Okay. So it was very 00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.440 expensive for me to keep it another day. And 00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.420 the insurance told me, if you don't take it back 00:34:07.420 --> 00:34:10.599 today, that we're going to start charging for 00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:12.400 it. And then in some outrageous sums, I'm like, 00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:13.760 okay, where do I take it back? And they said, 00:34:13.820 --> 00:34:16.320 Clinton, Missouri. I'm like, what the fuck? And 00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.400 I was like, well, you want to pay for it? No. 00:34:18.739 --> 00:34:22.300 Okay. So here I was on my way to Clinton, Missouri, 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:24.800 you know, fucking tooling there in my little 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:27.480 Ford Ranger at the time. So I tool all the way 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.500 to Clinton, take the fucker back. And on the 00:34:29.500 --> 00:34:30.800 way back, I'm like, you know, it's going to be 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:32.699 an hour before I can stop. There's no station. 00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:35.780 So I pull in, get some gas. I'm like, eh, I need 00:34:35.780 --> 00:34:38.760 a 7 -Up or something, you know. So I go into 00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:42.420 the crapper there, and it was like both of these 00:34:42.420 --> 00:34:47.599 walls, just alongside where the urinals were, 00:34:47.699 --> 00:34:51.059 were covered in this, like, liquid shit. And 00:34:51.059 --> 00:34:53.260 I since found out through a nurse, they said 00:34:53.260 --> 00:34:56.389 they do it with a colostomy bag somehow. and 00:34:56.389 --> 00:35:00.190 i i mean it's a gag i mean to me that's like 00:35:00.190 --> 00:35:03.289 you kill someone over that so anyhow i'm sitting 00:35:03.289 --> 00:35:05.409 there about ready to fucking gag it smells horrible 00:35:05.409 --> 00:35:09.570 so horrible and uh and anyhow i'm dry heaving 00:35:09.570 --> 00:35:11.570 and just pissing as hard as i can it's hurting 00:35:11.570 --> 00:35:14.210 me and i'm pissing so hard that it's actually 00:35:14.210 --> 00:35:17.750 hurting me i'm like and all of a sudden this 00:35:17.750 --> 00:35:20.070 old man barges in i think he's the owner of the 00:35:20.070 --> 00:35:22.849 store and he points at me and he goes i caught 00:35:22.849 --> 00:35:25.440 him i caught him i I caught the mad shitter. 00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.260 And I'm like, what? And I go, I just got in here, 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.460 sir. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to piss as fast 00:35:32.460 --> 00:35:35.199 as I can. I'm still dry heaving. It's him. It's 00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:38.559 him. I caught him. And I go, I just got in here. 00:35:38.659 --> 00:35:40.739 How did I shit all over everything? My pants 00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:43.159 are up. And he would not listen to me. So he 00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:45.820 starts fucking harping at me behind me while 00:35:45.820 --> 00:35:47.960 I'm leaving that place. Didn't wash my hands, 00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:51.840 nothing. Pissed all over myself. Hey, I'm getting 00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.579 the fuck out of there because I'm not the mad 00:35:53.579 --> 00:35:55.380 shitter, and I don't want anything. I don't want 00:35:55.380 --> 00:35:57.960 to be associated with it. So I'm, like, taking 00:35:57.960 --> 00:35:59.980 off, and I'm leaving as fast as I can. I'm like, 00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.340 I'm getting my fucking 7 -Up, damn it. I mean, 00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:04.440 I'm thirsty. So I go over and get my 7 -Up, and 00:36:04.440 --> 00:36:06.780 the old man's still behind me. It's him. It's 00:36:06.780 --> 00:36:10.179 him. I've got the mad shitter. And I'm sitting 00:36:10.179 --> 00:36:11.679 there just, I don't know what to say at this 00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:13.679 point because he will not shut up. He will not 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.639 quit fucking chirping at me from behind me. So 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:19.559 I get up there, and I'm buying my 7 -Up. I look 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:21.840 the lady in the eyes. I go. I just walked in 00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:24.219 there. I'm not the mad shitter. And she looks 00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:28.099 at me and goes, sure you're not. I don't think 00:36:28.099 --> 00:36:29.840 she believed me either. She thought I was the 00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:33.739 mad shitter. Yeah, so I brought my seven up and 00:36:33.739 --> 00:36:38.219 left in shame. Two douchebags and microphone 00:36:38.219 --> 00:36:41.739 in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer 00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:47.900 you first world problems. My driver's license 00:36:47.900 --> 00:36:51.769 picture makes me look older. I'm calling a lawyer. 00:36:53.090 --> 00:36:55.369 Hey, good kid. No one gives an ounce of shit 00:36:55.369 --> 00:36:57.909 what you had for breakfast. Not even the person 00:36:57.909 --> 00:37:00.349 on the other end. You look like a mentally slow 00:37:00.349 --> 00:37:02.809 driv yelling into thin air all through the store. 00:37:02.989 --> 00:37:05.250 I pray that Bluetooth shorts you out and blows 00:37:05.250 --> 00:37:08.329 up your eardrums. What men consider self -centered 00:37:08.329 --> 00:37:11.150 dunce. Monty constantly coddled this dummy and 00:37:11.150 --> 00:37:13.590 it fucking shows. Go the fuck home and bore your 00:37:13.590 --> 00:37:16.130 dog. Wait, you probably forgot the thieving because 00:37:16.130 --> 00:37:18.050 you're too busy looking in the mirror all day. 00:37:18.809 --> 00:37:22.010 Fuck off. So you want proof that we love you 00:37:22.010 --> 00:37:25.130 here at QD Spades and Microphone Central? Here's 00:37:25.130 --> 00:37:27.469 a proof right here about the drink of the week. 00:37:28.369 --> 00:37:31.750 How to make the famous Carnival Cruise Line Miami 00:37:31.750 --> 00:37:35.170 Vice frozen drink. Two ounces Bacardi one, seven 00:37:35.170 --> 00:37:38.949 ounces frozen pina colada mix, three ounces strawberry 00:37:38.949 --> 00:37:42.170 daiquiri mix, half a hurricane glass of ice. 00:37:42.389 --> 00:37:44.349 Blend it all together and serve with a slice 00:37:44.349 --> 00:37:46.750 of pineapple and a maraschino cherry on top. 00:37:47.130 --> 00:37:51.219 Bam, there you go. Miami Vice, Cardinal Style. 00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:54.199 Tomorrow morning, while grinding your coffee 00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:56.880 beans for your double mocha latte, remember to 00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:59.199 not get your genitals caught in the grinder. 00:37:59.539 --> 00:38:02.920 It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? 00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:08.139 Stay safe, everyone. I have a pet termite I call 00:38:08.139 --> 00:38:12.059 Clint. Wow, no shit. How strange. Yeah, I call 00:38:12.059 --> 00:38:15.719 it Clint Eats Wood. Next up, things overheard 00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:20.420 in hell. John Wayne Gacy. is in charge of human 00:38:20.420 --> 00:38:33.460 resources. Two douchebags and microphone on Mark 00:38:33.460 --> 00:38:36.139 here in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap 00:38:36.139 --> 00:38:45.760 studio. Damn. And I am... Dude, what is up with 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:55.760 that coach? I don't know. He's... See, you got 00:38:55.760 --> 00:39:00.760 your duck behaving. My duck's going nuts. He's 00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.539 off the chain tonight, man. He's kind of acting 00:39:04.539 --> 00:39:06.360 like the new guy, you know. He's kind of like 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:09.219 going nuts. Yeah. I don't know, man. I think 00:39:09.219 --> 00:39:11.820 they're hanging out too much. I think so. I think 00:39:11.820 --> 00:39:13.659 that he's pissed off because new guys always 00:39:13.659 --> 00:39:17.300 pissed off. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. 00:39:17.380 --> 00:39:19.039 New guy needs to get laid. You know, we need 00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:26.510 to take up a collection. That's probably the 00:39:26.510 --> 00:39:28.849 problem right there. I need to stop it. You're 00:39:28.849 --> 00:39:31.070 right. Thank you, Rob. That's what it is. Yeah, 00:39:31.070 --> 00:39:33.989 he's getting bad habits from you guys. Yeah, 00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:37.510 you know, they played our show to laboratory 00:39:37.510 --> 00:39:40.510 rats, and the rats got nice and killed each other. 00:39:40.610 --> 00:39:45.130 It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. We create violence, 00:39:45.210 --> 00:39:49.510 I guess. Too bad. All right. We have some emails, 00:39:49.670 --> 00:40:01.280 Rob. Are you ready to get to them? Yeah, you 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:18.260 do. Yeah, you do. Just go. I think I'm going 00:40:18.260 --> 00:40:20.199 to have New Guy research that, and let's just 00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.159 have New Guy answer whether it happened or not, 00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:24.199 right? Because there's been some disagreements 00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:29.880 whether that actually happened or not. You know, 00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:34.699 Rob, look, he's just sitting over there scowling. 00:40:34.780 --> 00:40:40.159 He might as well do something. Oh, he's pissed. 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:44.380 Okay, all right. Hey, New Guy, we're going to 00:40:44.380 --> 00:40:46.989 turn this over to you. Did Ace really buy the 00:40:46.989 --> 00:40:49.329 entire front row at Madison Square Garden and 00:40:49.329 --> 00:41:01.969 have them heckle the rest of Kiss? Hello, this 00:41:01.969 --> 00:41:06.070 is New Guy, and I guess these two idiots want 00:41:06.070 --> 00:41:10.130 me to talk about whether Ace freely rented out 00:41:10.130 --> 00:41:13.170 the first row at Madison Square Garden to heckle 00:41:13.170 --> 00:41:17.519 his old band? Or not, so let me see this right 00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:21.179 here. No, Ace Frehley did not buy the front row 00:41:21.179 --> 00:41:23.639 in Madison Square Garden to heckle Paul Stanley 00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:26.079 and Gene Simmons. This appears to be a rumor 00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:28.960 or a misunderstanding. There is no credible news, 00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:31.320 report, or official statement confirming such 00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:34.619 an event. In fact, despite recent disagreements, 00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.280 Frehley has stated that he still cares about 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.400 his Kiss bandmates despite their differences. 00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:48.019 There you guys go. And hopefully these two fuckers 00:41:48.019 --> 00:41:51.219 don't call on me again. I'm busy. Jeez, man. 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:55.559 What the hell is wrong with him, Rob? Well, we 00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:58.380 were just giving him shit. I guess so. He's over 00:41:58.380 --> 00:42:00.019 there scowling again. Oh, you just flipped me 00:42:00.019 --> 00:42:02.480 off. I don't know what the hell. I gave him more 00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.900 pencil shavings. Did we spoil him, maybe? Is 00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:10.280 that it? Yeah, that's a lot of pencil shavings. 00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:13.829 I know, I know. I mean... He's got to be happy. 00:42:14.030 --> 00:42:17.610 I mean, I don't know. Yeah, he just left. All 00:42:17.610 --> 00:42:21.309 right, let him go. All right. Next one. Mark, 00:42:21.489 --> 00:42:23.889 I have an app for you to make all those cool 00:42:23.889 --> 00:42:26.610 historic figures with AI. It's an app called 00:42:26.610 --> 00:42:30.150 Grok. I use it all the time. Go take the free 00:42:30.150 --> 00:42:35.440 three -day trial. Donald and Scottsdale. Actually, 00:42:35.500 --> 00:42:37.599 I have a friend of mine, Oren, recommend that 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:41.000 to me. They don't mind doing Nikolai Tesla with 00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:43.659 a bong. They don't mind doing Albert Einstein 00:42:43.659 --> 00:42:46.360 with a joint. They don't mind doing stuff like 00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.019 that. And if you go to chat GPT, it's like, oh, 00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:51.139 we can't do that. That would be detrimental to 00:42:51.139 --> 00:42:53.800 their memory. It's like, they don't fucking care. 00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:57.579 And number two, no one else fucking cares. But 00:42:57.579 --> 00:43:00.579 anyhow. So, yeah, thank you. I know about Croc 00:43:00.579 --> 00:43:02.320 because a friend of mine at work. Thank you. 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:04.920 And I do have it downloaded. And I am doing some 00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:09.699 interesting steampunk photos. And for some reason, 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:11.599 I want them all in steampunk. I don't know why. 00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:17.579 So, all right. Rob, I have a Tony Iommi mug just 00:43:17.579 --> 00:43:20.219 like you. I found it at a local record store 00:43:20.219 --> 00:43:22.780 here in White Plains. The owner might get more 00:43:22.780 --> 00:43:25.619 in. Frankie Boy in White Plains, New York. He's 00:43:25.619 --> 00:43:28.320 talking about me. I have the Tony Iommi. Yeah, 00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:31.579 you're the one with the Tony Iommi, but not me. 00:43:31.860 --> 00:43:33.960 And you can get them online, and they're not 00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:35.719 that expensive, so I hope you didn't pay too 00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:39.539 much at that record store. White Plains, I love 00:43:39.539 --> 00:43:41.699 that place. I worked there a couple of times. 00:43:41.719 --> 00:43:44.400 I love that place. It's a neat community just 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:47.460 outside the New York Metroplex. It's a really 00:43:47.460 --> 00:43:49.719 beautiful town. They have a square, a downtown 00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:52.579 square there with fountains, and it's beautiful. 00:43:52.619 --> 00:43:55.570 They play music there. When the weather's permitting, 00:43:55.610 --> 00:43:57.909 they play the music there on the weekends free 00:43:57.909 --> 00:44:00.510 of charge. Families go up there, have picnics. 00:44:00.550 --> 00:44:04.769 It's really cool. And the Cambria Hotel there 00:44:04.769 --> 00:44:07.489 is cooler than shit because you can sit out on 00:44:07.489 --> 00:44:10.769 their balcony and smash yinlings and watch people 00:44:10.769 --> 00:44:14.090 almost hit each other. It's fantastic. In cars. 00:44:15.210 --> 00:44:19.909 George is LSM, not me. You're right. You're right. 00:44:25.539 --> 00:44:29.139 Yep. Okay. And then, all right, in the next one, 00:44:29.300 --> 00:44:34.000 douchebags, Roger Staubach or Terry Bradshaw. 00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:41.019 Who was better? Oh, my God. Well, you know what? 00:44:41.059 --> 00:44:42.639 I was going to do new guy, but you know what? 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:45.780 Screw it. Here's where I'm going to go. My vote 00:44:45.780 --> 00:44:48.599 is for Bradshaw because he won two head -to -head 00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:52.099 Super Bowls over Staubach. I keep trying to call 00:44:52.099 --> 00:44:56.340 him Starbucks. I do it all the time. You know 00:44:56.340 --> 00:44:58.619 what? No, no, no. Let's have the new guy give 00:44:58.619 --> 00:45:02.480 the stats, okay? And he can give his opinion 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:05.179 on it. All right. Hey, new guy. Okay, well, before 00:45:05.179 --> 00:45:09.340 you do that, my vote is Bradshaw. Mine, too. 00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:12.340 So, new guy, let's hear the stats, and we'll 00:45:12.340 --> 00:45:15.059 see if we, you know, you might change your mind. 00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:17.719 So, that's the way we vote. So, all right, new 00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:22.260 guy, take it away. Hello, this is a new guy, 00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:27.119 and I am supposed to describe to you a little 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:30.800 bit of Bradshaw and Starbuck's career, I guess. 00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:34.659 Now, I have to be nice because I'm on notice, 00:45:34.739 --> 00:45:39.900 but here we go. Terry Bradshaw and Roger Starbuck 00:45:39.900 --> 00:45:42.960 were two of the 1970s' most iconic quarterbacks 00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.579 who faced each other in two Super Bowls, Super 00:45:45.579 --> 00:45:48.739 Bowl X and XIII. Would Bradshaw win in both? 00:45:49.079 --> 00:45:51.500 While Bradshaw won more Super Bowls four versus 00:45:51.500 --> 00:45:54.739 two, he had more impressive career passing statistics. 00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.579 Starbuck was considered more efficient during 00:45:57.579 --> 00:46:00.340 his career and won a Heisman Trophy. Arguments 00:46:00.340 --> 00:46:02.699 for either quarterback's career often depend 00:46:02.699 --> 00:46:05.579 on whether one prioritizes Super Bowl wins or 00:46:05.579 --> 00:46:09.820 individual performance metrics. So, uh, there 00:46:09.820 --> 00:46:15.219 you guys go. I hope these guys are happy. Bye. 00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:23.539 Jeez. Gosh. Damn, dude. You know what? We're 00:46:23.539 --> 00:46:25.099 not going to need you to rest tonight, okay? 00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:28.320 Just go. Yeah, you're done. Take your pencil 00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:32.380 shavings and go. Yeah, those two. Yeah, those 00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:34.519 in the corner, that over there, and that over 00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:39.300 there. And get the fuck out of here. Jeez. Talk 00:46:39.300 --> 00:46:43.340 to you later, buddy. Don't be nice to him. Jeez. 00:46:44.139 --> 00:46:47.159 Hey, we might meet him again. Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:49.880 Hey, thanks a lot, new guy. We appreciate you. 00:46:50.420 --> 00:46:52.659 If you need any more pencil shavings, let me 00:46:52.659 --> 00:46:56.219 know. Okay, thanks. That's a good call, Rob. 00:46:56.820 --> 00:47:00.820 I pray God Val lets him out the door. Oh, yeah, 00:47:00.900 --> 00:47:03.619 she hates him. She hates him. She'll have the 00:47:03.619 --> 00:47:08.460 door already open. Yeah, okay. She'll make sure 00:47:08.460 --> 00:47:11.300 it's deadbolted on his way out. Yes, she knows 00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:14.599 the protocol. As soon as he goes, deadbolt that. 00:47:14.699 --> 00:47:20.829 He's not coming back in. Yep, yep. Rob, I dare 00:47:20.829 --> 00:47:23.449 you to do a special tour of Lucas Oil Stadium 00:47:23.449 --> 00:47:26.710 in Wheatland and post it. Maybe you guys could 00:47:26.710 --> 00:47:30.769 be their official podcast. Ooh, I'd love that, 00:47:30.789 --> 00:47:33.389 wouldn't you? I'm already thinking about it, 00:47:33.409 --> 00:47:36.530 dude. I'm thinking about talking to them about 00:47:36.530 --> 00:47:41.329 that. And they did not leave a name. Okay, well, 00:47:41.429 --> 00:47:43.789 all right. He's already thinking about doing 00:47:43.789 --> 00:47:50.650 it, so I'm... Oh, that wasn't Mitch? No. I'm 00:47:50.650 --> 00:47:53.949 already thinking about that because the guy that 00:47:53.949 --> 00:47:58.449 I work with, well, not a guy, a kid, it's our 00:47:58.449 --> 00:48:19.260 HR's son. He races over there. Oh, nice. Oh, 00:48:19.260 --> 00:48:23.199 nice. Dude, I wish I would have known that. Yeah. 00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:26.800 Hell yeah. He's a good kid. Good kid. That's 00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:31.739 cool. Knows his shit. That's good. Hell yeah. 00:48:31.980 --> 00:48:35.440 And what does he... No, I will set up something. 00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:39.739 I will. And maybe we could become their podcast. 00:48:42.019 --> 00:48:45.320 That'd be great. All right. Let me get to know 00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:48.260 people over there. You know what I mean? Yeah. 00:48:48.510 --> 00:48:50.449 Yep. Yeah, it's going to take a bit, but yeah, 00:48:50.530 --> 00:48:52.869 that's definitely going to be in the works, we 00:48:52.869 --> 00:48:55.969 hope. So, all right. Thank you, whoever. You 00:48:55.969 --> 00:48:58.750 didn't leave your name, so. All right, next one. 00:48:58.789 --> 00:49:01.090 Rob, I'm jealous. Right next to a racetrack. 00:49:01.329 --> 00:49:04.570 I will, I know, isn't this cool that you're already 00:49:04.570 --> 00:49:06.550 getting all this pub about the racetrack? People 00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:09.070 are all excited about it, so that's cool. Yeah. 00:49:09.150 --> 00:49:11.909 Okay, Rob, I'm jealous. Next time, right next 00:49:11.909 --> 00:49:13.989 to a racetrack, I will have to come visit you 00:49:13.989 --> 00:49:16.269 next time I'm headed back home for a spell. Ronnie 00:49:16.269 --> 00:49:20.539 and Tulsa. The. Tulsa King. Right on, Ronnie. 00:49:20.539 --> 00:49:23.079 You will be more than welcome. There you go, 00:49:23.139 --> 00:49:25.300 Ronnie. Your royalty. More than welcome. Thank 00:49:25.300 --> 00:49:27.320 you for writing in, Ronnie. We love to hear from 00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:31.900 you. Now, I won't be officially over there for 00:49:31.900 --> 00:49:36.840 another month, but it's in the works. Ronnie 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.920 can't come back until after the first of the 00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:41.320 year anyhow, so he used all his vacation. Oh, 00:49:41.320 --> 00:49:43.380 great, great. Perfect timing, Ronnie. Remember 00:49:43.380 --> 00:49:45.579 when he was traveling? When he was traveling 00:49:45.579 --> 00:49:48.360 for a month, that was every inch of his vacation. 00:49:49.139 --> 00:49:52.559 So he's not going anywhere for you. Yeah, I will 00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:55.960 set you up, buddy. Yeah, he's got to go to the 00:49:55.960 --> 00:49:58.739 next year to get his vacation back. All right. 00:50:00.539 --> 00:50:05.719 Mitch, this is finally Mitch. One if by land, 00:50:05.860 --> 00:50:08.780 two if by sea, don't run into the ditch just 00:50:08.780 --> 00:50:13.420 because Rob has to pee. This is your clue. Mitch 00:50:13.420 --> 00:50:16.000 at the southern tip of Lake Freeman laughing 00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:20.619 at Rob's guessing. P .S. Your shoe smells funny 00:50:20.619 --> 00:50:26.380 on fire. Don't run into a ditch because Rob has 00:50:26.380 --> 00:50:30.360 to pee. P .S. Your shoe smells funny on fire. 00:50:32.260 --> 00:50:40.059 Got any ideas? What's he referring to? You want 00:50:40.059 --> 00:50:49.420 me to read it again? Okay. There is only like 00:50:49.420 --> 00:50:58.800 one time I had a brand new pair of cowboy boots. 00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:14.070 Okay. And I went out to a bonfire. You know where 00:51:14.070 --> 00:51:18.550 Mullendike is? Yes. Yeah. That was in a field 00:51:18.550 --> 00:51:21.449 down there in the back that we all used to have 00:51:21.449 --> 00:51:28.650 bonfires at. Mm -hmm. And I had this brand new 00:51:28.650 --> 00:51:39.650 pair of cow hair cowboy boots. So he did... This 00:51:39.650 --> 00:51:52.059 is true. He remembers it. And I... This is getting 00:51:52.059 --> 00:51:55.820 better, Rob. I don't know who it is. Now, what 00:51:55.820 --> 00:52:00.420 about the ditch having to pee stuff? That could 00:52:00.420 --> 00:52:04.639 have been any fucking night. True, true. I mean, 00:52:04.659 --> 00:52:09.019 come on, Mark. I remember times doing that myself. 00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:14.139 Yeah, we've done that so many times. I keep thinking 00:52:14.139 --> 00:52:24.800 of Kirk. That's the only time back then I burned 00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:31.219 shoes walking through a bonfire. And it was my 00:52:31.219 --> 00:52:34.420 cowboy boots. Brand new pair. Ruined them. Mitch, 00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:37.079 you got us good on that one. You got us good. 00:52:37.099 --> 00:52:39.699 Mitch, I really want to know who you are, buddy. 00:52:40.059 --> 00:52:43.000 I really want to know. That's got to be what 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.420 you're thinking of. He's going to dick with us 00:52:45.420 --> 00:52:47.739 a while. I can tell right now he's going to have 00:52:47.739 --> 00:52:51.960 fun with us. Speaking of, like, having to piss 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.440 in a ditch, do you remember one time, I think 00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.119 you're with us, we were going on Holmes Road, 00:52:56.179 --> 00:52:58.860 we were going back to Cleveland. We were probably 00:52:58.860 --> 00:53:01.360 in Martin City, maybe at Justin Jim's partying 00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:03.860 or something, or somewhere. Okay, we're coming 00:53:03.860 --> 00:53:09.699 back, and Kirk, blonde -haired Kirk, he gets 00:53:09.699 --> 00:53:14.019 out of his Monte Carlo to piss. Okay? And then 00:53:14.019 --> 00:53:18.360 we lose him. We can't find him. He took the keys 00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:20.659 with him. And the car's halfway out in the road. 00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:23.639 Yeah. And we're like going, where the fuck did 00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:30.820 Kirk go? We can't find him anywhere. And luckily, 00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:33.079 nobody was coming along that road at like three 00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:35.300 in the morning for a long time. But we finally 00:53:35.300 --> 00:53:37.920 found him like, I don't know, shit, like a quarter 00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:42.320 mile away, sleeping in a bunch of high brush. 00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:49.400 Do what? I would have just started walking, but 00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:51.519 number one, I was trashed. Number two, it was 00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:53.699 three in the morning. Number four, I couldn't 00:53:53.699 --> 00:53:56.059 leave his car there. He took the keys with him, 00:53:56.099 --> 00:54:00.480 the asshole. I thought you'd remember that. I 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:03.539 always say, fuck his car. That's his old ball. 00:54:03.820 --> 00:54:06.699 I know, I know, but you know what? Everybody 00:54:06.699 --> 00:54:09.059 had to go on for it. Found him laying in the 00:54:09.059 --> 00:54:16.300 fucking bushes. Awesome. I would have loved to 00:54:16.300 --> 00:54:23.559 see. I would have felt horrible if that would 00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:25.659 have gotten nailed. And the only other reason 00:54:25.659 --> 00:54:28.480 is because, okay, we're all out fucking... Yeah, 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:34.300 but we're all... We're all out fucking around 00:54:34.300 --> 00:54:38.199 drunk, okay? And then imagine if someone popped 00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:41.119 that hill there and smashed into that car and 00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:44.079 killed them. That's what I was thinking of. Yeah, 00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:49.170 yeah, yeah. Well, I think I thought about that 00:54:49.170 --> 00:54:50.690 then, and that's the only reason I was like, 00:54:50.730 --> 00:54:52.929 we've got to get this car off of the road. So, 00:54:52.969 --> 00:54:57.190 anyhow. And I have a featured email here, Rob, 00:54:57.309 --> 00:55:00.989 and I want your opinion on this, too. I really 00:55:00.989 --> 00:55:04.329 like this email, and it needed to be a standout 00:55:04.329 --> 00:55:07.250 because I really like what this guy said. And 00:55:07.250 --> 00:55:10.610 it's what we want to do. All right, it says, 00:55:10.789 --> 00:55:13.289 I have wanted to drop you a line for a while 00:55:13.289 --> 00:55:15.769 now. I listen to numerous podcasts all over. 00:55:15.889 --> 00:55:18.840 I travel for a living. I listen to many national 00:55:18.840 --> 00:55:21.780 shows, too. I wanted to give you guys a huge 00:55:21.780 --> 00:55:25.559 compliment. I base shows I listen to on this, 00:55:25.659 --> 00:55:28.559 and so do I. How long do the subjects capture 00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:32.300 my interest? I have an example. The other day, 00:55:32.300 --> 00:55:34.900 I received a phone call when my girlfriend asked 00:55:34.900 --> 00:55:37.719 me what I was listening to. I gave the name, 00:55:37.739 --> 00:55:39.300 and then she asked what they were talking about, 00:55:39.420 --> 00:55:42.199 and I drew a blank. The reason I could not remember 00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:44.760 was because the show was not that entertaining, 00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:48.489 so I tuned them out. Your podcast always has 00:55:48.489 --> 00:55:51.130 me wanting more show. I wish the show would last 00:55:51.130 --> 00:55:53.650 three or four hours instead of one hour. I get 00:55:53.650 --> 00:55:56.190 bummed when I hear Mark ask Rob if he wants to 00:55:56.190 --> 00:55:59.630 continue or stop. This is my highest compliment 00:55:59.630 --> 00:56:02.489 to a show I could give. Thank you guys so much, 00:56:02.570 --> 00:56:04.610 and above all, thanks for just being real guys. 00:56:04.789 --> 00:56:07.590 No fake, no smoke show, just quality banter. 00:56:08.070 --> 00:56:14.289 Rossington Gardner in Topeka. Ross. Thank you, 00:56:14.289 --> 00:56:19.059 Ross. That... But that made me feel great. Honestly, 00:56:19.059 --> 00:56:22.860 Ross, I wish we could give you more, but we're 00:56:22.860 --> 00:56:26.699 working stiff, too. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yep. 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.539 So, and then every bit of my spare time is usually 00:56:30.539 --> 00:56:33.159 doing something, like I said the other day. Yeah, 00:56:33.179 --> 00:56:40.000 yeah, we tried to. Yep, and then when Topher 00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:41.679 and I get back at it, then you've got another 00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:44.139 couple of podcasts and just writing things and 00:56:44.139 --> 00:56:47.559 stuff and doing the little gimmick stuff. I can 00:56:47.559 --> 00:56:50.800 imagine your end. My end was busy. Yeah. Your 00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:54.920 end, yeah, doing all of them. Yeah. Yeah, well, 00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:58.280 and I'm not bitching or nothing. I love doing 00:56:58.280 --> 00:56:59.780 this and everything. It's just the fact that 00:56:59.780 --> 00:57:02.239 we don't have enough time, and that's the problem. 00:57:02.780 --> 00:57:05.960 So, but, I mean, I wish this was our main thing. 00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:08.260 I wish this is all we had to do. My gosh, man, 00:57:08.340 --> 00:57:11.659 we'd have a blast, wouldn't we? Yeah, I'd love 00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:14.460 to be retired in this. Yeah, it'd be fantastic. 00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.860 And we probably will be retired eventually doing 00:57:16.860 --> 00:57:20.380 this. I hope so. It'll be 300 years from now, 00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:23.480 but yes. So, that's how long it's going to take 00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:26.980 Rob and I to retire. Because, you know, yeah, 00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:30.760 the government squandered our social security. 00:57:32.329 --> 00:57:38.090 Okay. All right. Anyhow, that's it. So, Rob, 00:57:38.369 --> 00:59:05.300 what do you got? Okay. 32 years 32 years ok what 00:59:05.300 --> 00:59:45.190 a story ok next up Okay. Which spelled out the 00:59:45.190 --> 00:59:56.070 exact date of his death. Ooh. May 17, 1932. Okay. 01:00:11.500 --> 01:00:19.539 Wow. And he died May 17th, 1932. Wow. Yeah, that's 01:00:19.539 --> 01:00:27.059 crazy. Um, coincidence? Wow. Maybe. It had to 01:00:27.059 --> 01:00:44.099 be. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Thank you, Rob. Sounds good. 01:00:45.059 --> 01:00:49.519 Yeah, stabbing the back. Okay, my bag's worn 01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:55.239 out. Oh, hang on. Are you getting it out of there? 01:00:56.920 --> 01:01:07.099 Okay. There you go. All right. Hello? Yeah, I'm 01:01:07.099 --> 01:01:27.260 here. Okay. The goat is just really, really crazy 01:01:27.260 --> 01:01:33.239 tonight, isn't he? I think he got the green patch 01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:35.760 out back that someone allegedly might have started 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.030 growing. I think he'd been chewing up on that 01:01:39.030 --> 01:01:42.469 a little bit. You know, the green stuff with 01:01:42.469 --> 01:01:46.769 the seven leaves. Yeah, I think. Yep. Oh, I think 01:01:46.769 --> 01:01:52.809 that's where the new guy went. Oh, okay. He's 01:01:52.809 --> 01:01:54.889 already pissy enough. I mean, I don't know, man. 01:01:54.969 --> 01:01:57.369 Maybe him chewing on some of those leaves might 01:01:57.369 --> 01:02:00.949 make him feel better. All right, Rob, did you 01:02:00.949 --> 01:02:13.769 find it? Yeah, I did. All righty. Okay. Okay. 01:02:13.829 --> 01:02:20.750 In 2013, a Belgian woman named Sabine Moreau 01:02:20.750 --> 01:02:27.190 became an unlikely viral story after a GPS sent 01:02:27.190 --> 01:02:37.670 her 900 miles off course. Wow. She was supposed 01:02:37.670 --> 01:02:50.719 to drive from her hometown Babelsnatch, Brussels. 01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:58.659 Yeah. A short trip about 90 miles. But a GPS 01:02:58.659 --> 01:03:03.000 error led her across five countries all the way 01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:39.420 to Stagrid, Croatia. Croatia? Wow. Two days later. 01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:48.199 Okay. Two days later. Oh, shit. Maybe I'm going 01:03:48.199 --> 01:03:53.739 the wrong way. Mama's only going an hour and 01:03:53.739 --> 01:04:01.280 a half. Oh, wow. I don't know. There must have 01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:03.760 been some really cool fucking songs on the radio 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:10.710 or something. Thank you, Rob. Fucking cool. 900 01:04:10.710 --> 01:04:15.630 miles. Wow. Oh, wow. Well, should we take our 01:04:15.630 --> 01:04:18.630 second break extremely late, but better late 01:04:18.630 --> 01:04:20.469 than never, and come back with a Crum Olympics 01:04:20.469 --> 01:04:24.150 Part 2? Yeah, sounds good. All right. We'll be 01:04:24.150 --> 01:04:28.510 right back. Two douchebags and microphone. I'm 01:04:28.510 --> 01:04:31.030 Mark here in the Kansas City vicinity at the 01:04:31.030 --> 01:04:44.320 Talk is Cheap studio. He was out there chewing 01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:46.539 on those leaves. I think that's what got him. 01:04:46.619 --> 01:04:48.619 I think he's a little bit, you know, might be 01:04:48.619 --> 01:04:51.599 a little lightheaded, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, 01:04:51.619 --> 01:04:56.179 right? Well, yeah, there was a lot of rain yesterday. 01:04:56.820 --> 01:05:00.340 Oh, there wasn't here, but yeah, I heard. I heard 01:05:00.340 --> 01:05:02.599 you guys got some rain. Oh, no, that was Saturday. 01:05:02.900 --> 01:05:09.619 Oh, Saturday, okay. Yeah, I don't think it's 01:05:09.619 --> 01:05:11.320 ever going to rain here again. I think it's done. 01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:14.780 It's never going to rain again. Yeah, I think 01:05:14.780 --> 01:05:19.440 so too. I've got some crumb Olympics part two. 01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:23.360 The winners, we went ahead and took the liberty 01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:25.199 of putting them off some other crumbs, okay? 01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:28.719 So this is the crumbs. The crumbs of whatever 01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:33.400 dessert you're eating or pizza or whatever. The 01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:37.820 crumbs that taste better. than the actual product 01:05:37.820 --> 01:05:39.860 right there's a lot of crumbs that taste better 01:05:39.860 --> 01:05:43.480 than the actual product so these things are based 01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:47.360 on the crumbs and how they taste only like if 01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:49.699 you have an apple pie we're not talking about 01:05:49.699 --> 01:05:51.460 the apple pie we're talking about the apple pie 01:05:51.460 --> 01:05:53.619 crumbs and we're putting them against each other 01:05:53.619 --> 01:05:58.280 so the first one was the uh the reigning champ 01:05:58.280 --> 01:06:01.519 chocolate chip crumbs versus peanut butter and 01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:10.789 cheese cracker crumbs Any thoughts? I'm going 01:06:10.789 --> 01:06:14.769 to say chocolate chip. Me too. I love peanut 01:06:14.769 --> 01:06:16.889 butter and cheese crackers, but chocolate chips. 01:06:17.210 --> 01:06:27.269 You got those chocolate chunks. Yeah, I agree. 01:06:29.769 --> 01:06:34.579 Yeah, and it's just crackers. I'm with you, man. 01:06:34.619 --> 01:06:37.400 Chocolate chip crumbs are the best. I mean, you 01:06:37.400 --> 01:06:39.239 get little pieces of chocolate in there. You 01:06:39.239 --> 01:06:43.300 get cookie crumbs. Yeah. Yep. It's like a little 01:06:43.300 --> 01:06:47.059 celebration in your mouth, right? Yep. Yep. All 01:06:47.059 --> 01:06:50.519 right. Next one. Lemon cake, the reigning champ 01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:55.400 versus cherry pie, the contender. I don't know 01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:57.179 about contender. I don't know. Something like 01:06:57.179 --> 01:07:01.809 that. Yeah. Lemon cake. Lemon cake. Yeah. Because 01:07:01.809 --> 01:07:04.849 cherry pie, you very rarely get cherries with 01:07:04.849 --> 01:07:09.110 the crumbs. All right. I don't like cherries 01:07:09.110 --> 01:07:13.409 anyway, so. Oh, I love cherries, but still. Yeah, 01:07:13.469 --> 01:07:16.630 so I want lemon. All right. Raspberry zinger 01:07:16.630 --> 01:07:24.889 crumbs versus pecan pie crumbs. You do get some 01:07:24.889 --> 01:07:28.289 pecans in that delicious pecans in the crumbs 01:07:28.289 --> 01:07:32.769 of a pecan pie. Yeah. But raspberry zinger crumbs 01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:34.889 are great with the coconut and the raspberry 01:07:34.889 --> 01:07:37.889 flavor and a little bit of a... So you got the 01:07:37.889 --> 01:07:42.070 raspberry flavor in the dough. Yes. So I'm going 01:07:42.070 --> 01:07:44.369 to stick with the reigning champ. As much as 01:07:44.369 --> 01:07:48.909 I hate you. I'm going to stick with the... It's 01:07:48.909 --> 01:07:52.030 got to go with raspberry. I'm going to... Yeah, 01:07:52.090 --> 01:07:54.289 I'm going to go with the reigning champ as well, 01:07:54.289 --> 01:07:57.989 Rob. So... Oh, hang on. Even though I would prefer 01:07:57.989 --> 01:08:03.030 pecan pie. Me too. on this one. No, I would prefer 01:08:03.030 --> 01:08:06.130 it as like the whole. I would take pecan pie 01:08:06.130 --> 01:08:11.210 any time. Yeah. Actually, I have one in the kitchen. 01:08:14.630 --> 01:08:18.649 Okay. Pecan pies are good. Sorry, I had to mark 01:08:18.649 --> 01:08:23.770 this off. Okay, the Raining Champ Stromboli versus 01:08:23.770 --> 01:08:27.590 Guy's Sour Cream and Chive Potato Chip Crumbs. 01:08:28.779 --> 01:08:30.939 I'm going to go with the Guy's sour cream and 01:08:30.939 --> 01:08:35.579 chive potato chip crumbs because Stromboli, you're 01:08:35.579 --> 01:08:37.560 going to be lucky to get a little, you know, 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:41.100 lucky if you get any pepperoni or salami or cheese 01:08:41.100 --> 01:08:46.460 or anything in the crumbs. So my thoughts is 01:08:46.460 --> 01:08:48.960 that Guy's sour cream and chive potato chips. 01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:53.479 It's got almond crumbs. Yeah. What do you think? 01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:58.060 I got to give it to Guy. Okay, and the reason 01:08:58.060 --> 01:09:01.159 I said Guy's is because Guy's is the best sour 01:09:01.159 --> 01:09:05.039 cream and chive potato chips ever made. And anybody 01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:06.859 that grew up around here knows it because the 01:09:06.859 --> 01:09:11.439 Guy's factory was in Liberty. And I grew up eating 01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:15.680 them. Yeah, they were the best. All right, next 01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:20.439 one. Sausage, salami, and cheese calzone versus 01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:24.380 Chicago -style pizza crumbs. I'm going to go 01:09:24.380 --> 01:09:30.909 with the calzone. Yep. All right. And especially 01:09:30.909 --> 01:09:33.909 a sausage, salami, and cheese calzone. That sounds 01:09:33.909 --> 01:09:37.050 like heaven to me. What do you think? Yeah, it 01:09:37.050 --> 01:09:40.130 would all mix with that sauce, and it would soak 01:09:40.130 --> 01:09:45.149 in. Yeah. Yep. This next one is a little rough. 01:09:45.350 --> 01:09:47.369 I'm not sure which way to go, so I'm going to 01:09:47.369 --> 01:09:52.409 get your opinion on it first. Frito? lays dip 01:09:52.409 --> 01:09:55.109 -style corn chips, the thick ones, you know, 01:09:55.109 --> 01:09:58.550 that are curved for dips, versus shepherd pie 01:09:58.550 --> 01:10:11.810 crumbs, the reigning champ. Any thoughts? I think 01:10:11.810 --> 01:10:14.909 I'm going to stick with the shepherd's pie. Okay. 01:10:15.750 --> 01:10:18.710 I was half and half, so I'm going to go with 01:10:18.710 --> 01:10:25.939 your recommendation. Oh, and it's fucking delicious. 01:10:26.859 --> 01:10:30.460 All right, Shepherd's Pie it is. You didn't have 01:10:30.460 --> 01:10:34.899 to twist my arm. I'm there. Oh, speaking of pie, 01:10:35.140 --> 01:10:37.420 when we're in Eureka Springs, we've got to get 01:10:37.420 --> 01:10:40.560 the Huckleberry Pie at the Balcony Restaurant. 01:10:41.560 --> 01:10:43.460 Have you ever had the Huckleberry Pie at all? 01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:50.090 Oh, you've had Huckleberry Pie? Okay. Okay, yeah, 01:10:50.170 --> 01:10:53.750 they're very good. All right, banana bread versus 01:10:53.750 --> 01:10:56.810 strawberry tart crumbs. I'm going to go with 01:10:56.810 --> 01:10:59.069 banana bread because strawberry tart crumbs, 01:10:59.189 --> 01:11:00.909 I don't think you get very much strawberry in 01:11:00.909 --> 01:11:06.390 there, do you? Not really. I mean, even in the 01:11:06.390 --> 01:11:09.109 bread, you taste the banana. Yes, so I'm going 01:11:09.109 --> 01:11:11.630 to have to go with banana bread. You're on board, 01:11:11.750 --> 01:11:16.489 too? Yeah. Okay, strawberry tart crumbs, you're 01:11:16.489 --> 01:11:21.140 gone. Banana bread has dethroned them, so good 01:11:21.140 --> 01:11:25.600 for them. Spinach quiche versus cinnamon bun 01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:30.100 crumbs. I'm going to go with cinnamon bun. Yeah, 01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:33.739 all right. They have defeated the reigning champ, 01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:38.340 spinach quiche. Quiche. Quiche, not quiche. Cinnamon 01:11:38.340 --> 01:11:43.180 or egg. Come on. Yeah. Cinnamon bun. One of the 01:11:43.180 --> 01:11:47.909 greatest things ever invented. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 01:11:48.289 --> 01:11:50.449 yeah. Some of it's going to be on the crumbs. 01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:54.130 Yeah, yep. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely cinnamon. 01:11:54.350 --> 01:11:57.250 Or cinnamon. Or cinnamon will work. A cinnamon 01:11:57.250 --> 01:12:00.409 bun, whatever. All right. Yeah. Reuben sandwich 01:12:00.409 --> 01:12:07.210 crumbs versus beef beret taco crumbs. I'm going 01:12:07.210 --> 01:12:09.489 to go with beret taco crumbs because you're almost 01:12:09.489 --> 01:12:12.010 guaranteed to get ground beef with those crumbs. 01:12:12.229 --> 01:12:15.689 Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Where Reuben crumb, you get 01:12:15.689 --> 01:12:18.819 a little... I don't know, sauerkraut, a little 01:12:18.819 --> 01:12:21.180 Thousand Island dressing, a little bread. No, 01:12:21.220 --> 01:12:25.960 not interested in that. All right. Well, Beef 01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:30.000 Berea, the reigning champs, are staying. All 01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:34.140 right. And finally, onion rings versus chicken 01:12:34.140 --> 01:12:37.779 pot pie, the reigning champ, crumbs. I'm going 01:12:37.779 --> 01:12:41.460 to go with onion rings. No, you know what? No, 01:12:41.520 --> 01:12:44.039 no, no. No, let me think about that. Now, onion 01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:46.760 rings crumbs, they taste like onion, don't they? 01:12:46.899 --> 01:12:52.180 Because they're deep fried? Yeah. I'm going to 01:12:52.180 --> 01:12:53.960 give it to onion rings. I think I'm going to 01:12:53.960 --> 01:12:56.140 give it to onion rings, too. All right. Because 01:12:56.140 --> 01:12:59.520 the onion soaks into it. Yeah. Yeah, it tastes 01:12:59.520 --> 01:13:03.460 like delicious little onion rings. Only it's 01:13:03.460 --> 01:13:07.340 just in crumb form. So, all right, cool. Okay, 01:13:07.460 --> 01:13:10.619 now they will take on some contenders coming 01:13:10.619 --> 01:13:14.079 up in a podcast or two. So the Crumb Olympics 01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:19.819 moves on. So, Rob, we go to you. All right. I 01:13:19.819 --> 01:13:25.239 think you're going to like this one. Okay. This 01:13:25.239 --> 01:13:30.739 is about your buddy Mark Ruffalo. Oh, okay. Wasn't 01:13:30.739 --> 01:13:33.340 he in the hairy asshole Olympics? Yeah. Yep. 01:13:35.699 --> 01:13:39.359 Okay. It was Mark Ruffalo to the rescue when 01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:42.640 Worry Harrelson got into a bar fight in New Orleans. 01:13:44.949 --> 01:13:49.970 During the news appearance on Ted Dance's podcast, 01:13:50.630 --> 01:13:55.109 Everybody Knows Your Name, Ruffalo told the story 01:13:55.109 --> 01:13:59.930 of how he helped Harrison escape a brawl at a 01:13:59.930 --> 01:14:03.609 bar in New Orleans while they were filming Now 01:14:03.609 --> 01:14:11.770 You See Me in 2013. We were shooting Now You 01:14:11.770 --> 01:14:16.569 See Me in New Orleans. the streets. Totally wild, 01:14:16.770 --> 01:14:20.149 Ruffalo says in the podcast, according to Entertainment 01:14:20.149 --> 01:14:26.510 Weekly. Capturing stuff on a long lens, getting 01:14:26.510 --> 01:14:30.409 dragged into bars during the middle scene, like 01:14:30.409 --> 01:14:34.250 in the middle of Mardi Gras, Ruffalo says he 01:14:34.250 --> 01:14:39.189 and Harrelson decided to go to a packed bar after 01:14:39.189 --> 01:15:09.109 they had finished filming for the day. Rumpel 01:15:09.109 --> 01:15:12.369 says Harrelson's first instinct was to immediately 01:15:12.369 --> 01:15:17.010 punch them in the face. Which is the right thing 01:15:17.010 --> 01:15:53.140 to do, by the way. Ruffalo and Harrelson soon 01:15:53.140 --> 01:15:57.159 will be begin filming Now You See Me Now You 01:15:57.159 --> 01:16:02.079 Don't the third film in the series stars Dave 01:16:02.079 --> 01:16:08.020 Franco Aisha Fisher and Jesse Eisenberg also 01:16:08.020 --> 01:16:12.100 return to their roles as part of the four wars 01:16:12.100 --> 01:16:26.109 nice Take Woody Harrelson to a bar, you know 01:16:26.109 --> 01:16:28.770 he's going to get into a fight. Yeah, I could 01:16:28.770 --> 01:16:38.289 see that too. Nice. Especially 2013 years ago. 01:16:38.689 --> 01:16:44.050 Yeah, I could see it. Yep. Okay, Rob, do you 01:16:44.050 --> 01:16:46.130 want to keep going a little bit longer? It's 01:16:46.130 --> 01:16:49.250 9 -16. You're the one that's got to get up early. 01:16:49.310 --> 01:16:55.949 I'm going on vacation tomorrow. It's going to 01:16:55.949 --> 01:16:59.609 be mine, brother. Okay, you got it. Ohio State 01:16:59.609 --> 01:17:03.369 Representative Thaddeus Claggett of Licking County 01:17:03.369 --> 01:17:06.069 introduced a bill in the state house in late 01:17:06.069 --> 01:17:09.989 September that would declare AI systems non -sentient 01:17:09.989 --> 01:17:14.649 entities and ban them from gaining legal personhood. 01:17:14.770 --> 01:17:19.029 Remember what I was talking about? Yes. Someone's 01:17:19.029 --> 01:17:23.350 addressing this finally. WCMAH -TV reported that 01:17:23.350 --> 01:17:25.909 the bill seeks to prohibit people or other AI 01:17:25.909 --> 01:17:30.470 systems from marrying AI. Claggett said the legislation 01:17:30.470 --> 01:17:33.270 would prevent AI from holding power of attorney 01:17:33.270 --> 01:17:36.689 or making decisions on another's behalf, which 01:17:36.689 --> 01:17:39.069 is another thing that we're talking about. He 01:17:39.069 --> 01:17:41.489 said Ohio is attempting to put some guardrails 01:17:41.489 --> 01:17:44.949 in place so that we always have a human in charge 01:17:44.949 --> 01:17:47.630 of the technology, not the other way around. 01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:52.229 Man, you know what? I'm happy to see some of 01:17:52.229 --> 01:17:54.470 this AI threat coming. I know they help us out, 01:17:54.569 --> 01:17:57.850 but it's also a threat. I'm glad to see some 01:17:57.850 --> 01:18:01.850 of this being some proactiveness going on because 01:18:01.850 --> 01:18:04.789 this could turn... It already has turned ugly. 01:18:05.649 --> 01:18:07.750 And it's going to get worse, too. So I'm glad 01:18:07.750 --> 01:18:09.869 that someone had a little bit of common sense 01:18:09.869 --> 01:18:15.050 here and laid that down. You think so? Yeah. 01:18:15.109 --> 01:18:29.420 It needs to happen. Yeah. So... Yeah. Yeah, I 01:18:29.420 --> 01:18:42.000 agree. I agree. So... Let's see. Okay. You know 01:18:42.000 --> 01:18:44.399 what? Let's just end it there. You have to get 01:18:44.399 --> 01:18:48.000 up early in the morning. All I got to do is throw 01:18:48.000 --> 01:18:52.840 a couple things in my duffel bag and fucking 01:18:52.840 --> 01:18:55.989 throw it in the car. I'm just going to buy beer 01:18:55.989 --> 01:18:57.590 down there. I'm not going to take any with me 01:18:57.590 --> 01:19:02.710 this time. It's too hard to lug. Yeah. Yep. Easier 01:19:02.710 --> 01:19:07.930 to just go buy it there. So, all right. Hi, Albuquerque. 01:19:08.270 --> 01:19:12.189 Hi, Hicksville. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. 01:19:12.369 --> 01:19:15.930 Hi, Ricky. Thank you, everybody, for listening. 01:19:16.029 --> 01:19:18.329 Our numbers are outstanding. We can't thank you 01:19:18.329 --> 01:19:21.729 enough. We love doing this, obviously. Good night, 01:19:21.729 --> 01:19:33.590 assholes. Except Mitch. No, I love Mitch. I hope 01:19:33.590 --> 01:19:37.149 he keeps writing in. I don't care if he gives 01:19:37.149 --> 01:19:39.510 me shit. I love the guy. He's fucking funny. 01:19:41.229 --> 01:19:43.770 And now he's got you with one, too. He's got 01:19:43.770 --> 01:19:47.109 you with one, doesn't he? Yeah, he does. Yeah, 01:19:47.130 --> 01:19:58.539 he does. Yep. I think so. Because there was another 01:19:58.539 --> 01:20:04.020 night I forgot about. Yeah. And then the ditch 01:20:04.020 --> 01:20:07.420 thing, like you said, that's all of us. I mean, 01:20:07.500 --> 01:20:10.760 I just brought up the Kirk one where he fucking 01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:14.060 got lost a quarter mile away somehow. Yeah, yeah. 01:20:14.180 --> 01:20:16.420 So, yeah, we've all had that. Well, there was 01:20:16.420 --> 01:20:22.140 that time he took his farm in my car and his 01:20:22.140 --> 01:20:30.130 family's farm. I remember that. He didn't say 01:20:30.130 --> 01:20:31.949 a word. He just started farming it. And you're 01:20:31.949 --> 01:20:35.310 like, hey, hey. No, he asked me if he could. 01:20:35.310 --> 01:20:37.770 Did he ask? Oh, okay. I didn't remember that. 01:20:38.430 --> 01:20:41.670 If he would have told me it was his family. I'd 01:20:41.670 --> 01:20:44.729 say, fuck no. You know what? No, no, no. He didn't 01:20:44.729 --> 01:20:48.329 ask with John, and John got pissed. Oh, yeah. 01:20:48.510 --> 01:20:52.149 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was John 01:20:52.149 --> 01:20:58.380 I was thinking of. He asked you. I think so. 01:20:58.479 --> 01:21:00.439 He used to farm that ditch all the time. Right 01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:03.460 onto Iowa. Yeah. I used to tell him, I go, one 01:21:03.460 --> 01:21:04.720 of these days they're going to be out there waiting 01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:10.640 with guns. Yep. Same place. Yeah, yeah, same 01:21:10.640 --> 01:21:14.340 place. And me, I never let him drive my car. 01:21:14.520 --> 01:21:16.220 I've seen what he did to other people's cars. 01:21:16.819 --> 01:21:18.979 He'd fucking bring them back with Denson. That 01:21:18.979 --> 01:21:22.239 was the one and only time I let him drive. Okay. 01:21:22.920 --> 01:21:29.909 And I gave him permission. He had that one kid, 01:21:30.010 --> 01:21:33.149 Brian. Not the Brian you're thinking of. Right, 01:21:33.170 --> 01:21:36.010 right, right, right. But he lived south of town 01:21:36.010 --> 01:21:38.170 there a little ways out in the country. He had 01:21:38.170 --> 01:21:40.649 Brian's car. They say he's just going to run 01:21:40.649 --> 01:21:43.210 up to the station real quick. Instead, he takes 01:21:43.210 --> 01:21:45.930 it for a fucking ride. And he comes back and 01:21:45.930 --> 01:21:48.489 has two big dents. And he goes, a couple of deer 01:21:48.489 --> 01:21:50.630 ran out and hit me. Sorry, Bob. Threw him the 01:21:50.630 --> 01:21:53.710 fucking keys and left. I'm like, oh my gosh. 01:21:55.409 --> 01:22:00.939 Fucking Brian was ready to cry. He was ballsy, 01:22:00.939 --> 01:22:06.239 man. He was. Yes, he was. All right. And he was 01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.899 big. Who the fuck was going to argue with him? 01:22:09.800 --> 01:22:12.760 No, I know. He whooped your ass. Oh, yeah, I 01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:15.300 know. No, I agree. People just kind of like, 01:22:15.359 --> 01:22:17.119 okay, that sucks, but all right, well, since 01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:18.739 you're bigger than me and I don't want you kicking 01:22:18.739 --> 01:22:21.640 my ass. You're big. You're fucking crazy. Yeah, 01:22:21.640 --> 01:22:24.699 right? Well, that was the cap it was. Not only 01:22:24.699 --> 01:22:30.510 was he big, but he was legitimately insane. And 01:22:30.510 --> 01:22:34.050 we had a Jeffy X list, but we'll get to it Wednesday 01:22:34.050 --> 01:22:38.289 night. That sounds good. All right. And also, 01:22:38.369 --> 01:22:40.449 I think I have some ass paddling somewhere. I've 01:22:40.449 --> 01:22:42.689 got to find what I did with them. So we've got 01:22:42.689 --> 01:22:45.369 all kinds of great stuff. Anyhow, good night, 01:22:45.409 --> 01:22:50.529 assholes. Good night, assholes. And now, Deep 01:22:50.529 --> 01:22:57.350 Thoughts with Mark. Should I record frog sounds 01:22:57.350 --> 01:23:00.210 in the summer? then play them when it's zero 01:23:00.210 --> 01:23:03.109 degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy? 01:23:03.810 --> 01:23:12.630 Yeah, that sounds like fun. Our constant pursuit 01:23:12.630 --> 01:23:16.390 for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults 01:23:16.390 --> 01:23:20.470 from an alien. Real hilarity. Why don't you shock 01:23:20.470 --> 01:23:27.590 me and say something intelligent? You watched 01:23:27.590 --> 01:23:31.819 the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable? 01:23:32.359 --> 01:23:35.359 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand 01:23:35.359 --> 01:23:39.899 and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the 01:23:39.899 --> 01:23:45.800 post -apocalypse. Morse code is an essential 01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:48.619 must -know post -apocalypse. Go to a library 01:23:48.619 --> 01:23:52.340 or look it up online. Learn Morse code. This 01:23:52.340 --> 01:23:54.949 code could save your life. Many survivalists 01:23:54.949 --> 01:23:57.390 have learned Norse code to alert other dwellers 01:23:57.390 --> 01:23:59.850 of possible danger or where there could be clean 01:23:59.850 --> 01:24:03.470 water or their whereabouts. Oh man, what the 01:24:03.470 --> 01:24:07.630 fuck is this? Is this a new feature? What's inside 01:24:07.630 --> 01:24:14.170 Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. Mmm, stromboli 01:24:14.170 --> 01:24:19.149 is so delicious. I love stromboli. I wonder if 01:24:19.149 --> 01:24:23.829 it loves me back. I bet you it does. Stromboli 01:24:23.829 --> 01:24:28.029 is so tasty. It's like a giant pizza roll with 01:24:28.029 --> 01:24:32.630 more flavor. It's the ultimate food. Mmm, stromboli. 01:24:32.949 --> 01:24:37.810 We need stromboli cereal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's 01:24:37.810 --> 01:24:41.750 it. Stromboli cereal. Mmm, stromboli flakes. 01:24:42.069 --> 01:24:59.399 Mmm. My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your 01:24:59.399 --> 01:25:04.579 brakes, so I made you a horn ladder. Good job. 01:25:05.640 --> 01:25:08.039 Ms. Gulkenstein was tired of Mark and Toe for 01:25:08.039 --> 01:25:10.680 making sport of her. Little did the douchebags 01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:13.560 know Ms. Gulkenstein was a voodoo high priestess 01:25:13.560 --> 01:25:17.079 when she was younger. She grew angry and cast 01:25:17.079 --> 01:25:20.140 a spell on Rob, changing Rob into a capuchin 01:25:20.140 --> 01:25:24.720 monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo so he could 01:25:24.720 --> 01:25:27.140 be with the other monkeys. here are the adventures 01:25:27.140 --> 01:25:33.579 of rob the capuchin monkey shh be very quiet 01:25:33.579 --> 01:25:36.840 we're gonna listen in as rob the capuchin monkey 01:25:36.840 --> 01:25:39.020 tries to sell the rest of the capuchin monkeys 01:25:39.020 --> 01:25:42.140 amway rob has always dreamed of becoming a diamond 01:25:42.140 --> 01:26:06.409 status amway as a capuchin monkey Little did 01:26:06.409 --> 01:26:10.170 our hero Rob know. All the great apes owned stock 01:26:10.170 --> 01:26:12.510 in Sam's Club and became violently pissed off 01:26:12.510 --> 01:26:14.350 when he tried to infringe on their territory. 01:26:14.829 --> 01:26:17.189 They promptly grabbed switches and beat his ass 01:26:17.189 --> 01:26:19.850 for three days straight. Rob could not sit down. 01:26:21.569 --> 01:26:24.529 Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps 01:26:24.529 --> 01:26:29.810 Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This 01:26:29.810 --> 01:26:36.029 is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. Legendary 01:26:36.029 --> 01:26:38.310 guitarist, vocalist, songwriter, and the coolest 01:26:38.310 --> 01:26:41.350 character ever, the Spaceman. Ace Frehley has 01:26:41.350 --> 01:26:44.250 sadly passed away after a fall he sustained in 01:26:44.250 --> 01:26:47.069 his home studio. He was on life support and never 01:26:47.069 --> 01:26:50.449 recovered. He was 74 years old. Another legend 01:26:50.449 --> 01:26:52.930 gone. Kiss retired, so we don't have to worry 01:26:52.930 --> 01:26:55.189 about blasphemy as someone else using this character. 01:26:55.850 --> 01:27:00.350 R .I .P. Ace. You were one of a kind. This is 01:27:00.350 --> 01:27:03.510 Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news, and 01:27:03.510 --> 01:27:11.670 remember... Bar courts are bullshit. Hi, y 'all. 01:27:11.670 --> 01:27:16.829 This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city 01:27:16.829 --> 01:27:23.590 in North America. You can't touch me. Oh, yeah? 01:27:23.670 --> 01:27:25.770 This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch. 01:27:26.630 --> 01:27:37.960 Jam X. What the hell happened? change. You never 01:27:37.960 --> 01:27:41.859 wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke for you. 01:27:43.199 --> 01:27:47.840 Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What the hell 01:27:47.840 --> 01:27:52.159 happened? The generation of angst? The generation 01:27:52.159 --> 01:27:57.439 of non -compliance? Is now buying a boat? You're 01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:59.699 really fed up to kill someone who dangled a dollar 01:27:59.699 --> 01:28:04.090 near you? Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.