WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.620 Hello and good evening. This is the Mystery Sports 00:00:04.620 --> 00:00:10.859 Guide. I'm here with NFL analysis and commentary 00:00:10.859 --> 00:00:19.600 on week number five of the NFL 2025 season. Well, 00:00:19.620 --> 00:00:22.559 we have another tremendous week with the Harbaugh 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:26.260 brothers both losing again. Warms my cold heart 00:00:26.260 --> 00:00:30.899 every time those two guys lose. You know, the 00:00:30.899 --> 00:00:34.020 Chargers, who were like the next big thing, all 00:00:34.020 --> 00:00:35.960 of a sudden look like they're not the next big 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:39.439 thing. So thanks a lot, media. So suddenly the 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:42.539 Bills don't look like the best ever, as all the 00:00:42.539 --> 00:00:45.299 media claims. They already gave them the Super 00:00:45.299 --> 00:00:47.380 Bowl champion. Hell, they did last year, the 00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:48.780 year before, and the year before, and the year 00:00:48.780 --> 00:00:51.219 before. I don't recall seeing them anywhere near 00:00:51.219 --> 00:00:54.780 there. I remember their season ending with a 00:00:54.780 --> 00:00:58.500 red, yellow, and white jersey. On top of them. 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:05.060 So, I was never sold on Bill's defense. And I'm 00:01:05.060 --> 00:01:07.879 not saying the Chiefs are going back to the Super 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:11.280 Bowl by any stretch. I'm just pointing out the 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:14.340 dumbass talking heads that cannot wait to bury 00:01:14.340 --> 00:01:19.340 us and prop up their East Coast babies. How about 00:01:19.340 --> 00:01:21.140 those Eagles going down in flames, speaking of 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:25.519 East Coast? Denver beat their ass. Denver, it 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:27.900 hurts me when you win. But if you're going to 00:01:27.900 --> 00:01:30.799 win, might as well be against the Eagles. So, 00:01:30.819 --> 00:01:33.959 thank you. Can't wait to see you. Hope we whip 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:37.560 your ass. The Bengals, they had a little fight 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:43.200 in them, but they still lost. Denied. And like 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:44.939 I said, it's not like the Chiefs are doing great, 00:01:44.980 --> 00:01:49.239 but at least the Bengals are sucking too. They 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:54.680 got Joey Flacco. They traded for him. I think 00:01:54.680 --> 00:02:01.019 Joey Flacco is an improvement over Jake. What 00:02:01.019 --> 00:02:04.819 the hell is his name again? Jake Browning. Sorry 00:02:04.819 --> 00:02:07.439 about that. Yeah, he's a hell of an improvement 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:11.560 over Jake Browning. But he is an older quarterback, 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:13.879 and we will see how much he has left in the tank 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:16.240 and how many times he gets thrown to the ground 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:20.800 like little Joey Burrow did. So that's going 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:25.800 to play out interesting. So, let's go ahead and 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:29.319 go with the worst play ever in a game. Or one 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:31.180 of them. There have been a lot of bad plays, 00:02:31.340 --> 00:02:35.219 but this ranks them up. Way up there. That's 00:02:35.219 --> 00:02:37.699 the Sean McVay run to the right on 4th and 2 00:02:37.699 --> 00:02:41.419 play. Why in the hell would you not fake to the 00:02:41.419 --> 00:02:43.599 right and then take a page out of Andy Reid's 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:46.080 book and toss the ball to the left on a quick 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:49.199 slant to protect against the sack and losing 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:54.539 ground? Look at it now. It's really hard to believe 00:02:54.539 --> 00:02:59.099 Sean won a Super Bowl. Ever. The Rams are a better 00:02:59.099 --> 00:03:02.099 team than this. They need the coaching to up 00:03:02.099 --> 00:03:04.780 its game now. Not later, but now. They need to 00:03:04.780 --> 00:03:06.460 get their head out of their ass and start figuring 00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:10.300 some things out. The Browns are still playing 00:03:10.300 --> 00:03:13.639 well. Dylan Gabriel has a solid game at 190 yards 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:17.020 and two touchdowns. Gabe might be one to kind 00:03:17.020 --> 00:03:20.039 of keep an eye on. He played well. He didn't 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.199 get rattled. He didn't have any interceptions, 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:25.000 fumbles. He had a good, clean game. He did okay. 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.979 Carson Wentz resurgent is still happening. We 00:03:28.979 --> 00:03:31.259 wish him the best, but he did get injured. I 00:03:31.259 --> 00:03:33.759 think he came back in, but who knows what his 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:38.000 status is, and I don't really care. Cowboys whip 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:41.840 up on the Jets, 37 -22. This game wasn't a nut 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:44.039 -tugger, pretty much what we thought would happen. 00:03:44.460 --> 00:03:47.699 And finally, the Cowboys did something that they 00:03:47.699 --> 00:03:51.810 were supposed to do. The Giants' run is over. 00:03:51.949 --> 00:03:54.810 They had a great set of games going on. You know, 00:03:54.849 --> 00:03:57.469 the Chargers, and they played everybody so well. 00:03:57.729 --> 00:04:01.710 Playing the Eagles tough. So, as good as Jackson 00:04:01.710 --> 00:04:04.889 Dart looked on the first few games that he started, 00:04:05.229 --> 00:04:08.889 he went the other way. It seems like he's been 00:04:08.889 --> 00:04:11.669 figured out, per se, for at least the time being. 00:04:11.789 --> 00:04:14.110 He threw two interceptions, did not have a good 00:04:14.110 --> 00:04:17.670 game. A little tarnish on him. He needs to grow 00:04:17.670 --> 00:04:19.990 from this and keep charging forward if he is 00:04:19.990 --> 00:04:22.629 going to be a legitimate, bona fide starter in 00:04:22.629 --> 00:04:25.430 the NFL. And even more than that, if he's going 00:04:25.430 --> 00:04:30.290 to be a good one. Spencer Radler had a solid 00:04:30.290 --> 00:04:33.870 game with 225 yards and one touchdown. At least 00:04:33.870 --> 00:04:38.209 the Saints won't go 0 -17 this year. I don't 00:04:38.209 --> 00:04:39.709 know. Even though they won one, they might find 00:04:39.709 --> 00:04:42.350 a way. We are talking about the Aints. I'm going 00:04:42.350 --> 00:04:46.529 back away with that. Colts beat the crap out 00:04:46.529 --> 00:04:48.910 of the Raiders? I have this recorded, so when 00:04:48.910 --> 00:04:51.509 I'm in a down mood, I can watch it and it'll 00:04:51.509 --> 00:04:54.209 perk me up. Pete Carroll needs to look at possibly 00:04:54.209 --> 00:04:57.290 putting in a third stringer. Geno Smith is stinking 00:04:57.290 --> 00:05:01.689 it up badly. So, we'll see. I'm pretty sure he's 00:05:01.689 --> 00:05:03.269 going to have to do something, though. That's 00:05:03.269 --> 00:05:06.509 for sure, because it ain't working. Jayden Daniels. 00:05:06.829 --> 00:05:09.810 He's back and he looks healthy. He and the Commanders 00:05:09.810 --> 00:05:13.009 look like a legit contender. They played well 00:05:13.009 --> 00:05:15.930 in the postseason last year. With that bit of 00:05:15.930 --> 00:05:17.889 seasoning, they could be very dangerous come 00:05:17.889 --> 00:05:20.269 January. And I hope they are. I would love to 00:05:20.269 --> 00:05:24.069 see them be in the Super Bowl this year. Against 00:05:24.069 --> 00:05:26.810 the Chiefs, of course, and the Chiefs win. The 00:05:26.810 --> 00:05:29.449 Lions look good, even though Natty had a lot 00:05:29.449 --> 00:05:32.029 of sight and played them pretty well. But the 00:05:32.029 --> 00:05:36.610 Lions won, won convincingly. It took them a while. 00:05:37.170 --> 00:05:40.750 Jared Goff is still Jared Goff, so good luck 00:05:40.750 --> 00:05:44.839 to you guys. We will see you Sunday night. I'm 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.980 hoping we have a bag of ass whipping for you. 00:05:48.139 --> 00:05:51.819 The Patriots. How about them beating the Bills? 00:05:51.899 --> 00:05:56.600 The big bad Bills in Buffalo. Defense looks stellar. 00:05:56.740 --> 00:05:59.040 And Drake May and a couple of magical plays that 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:04.259 remind me of a Patrick Mahomes trick. One play 00:06:04.259 --> 00:06:07.759 in particular. He was falling to the ground. 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:11.610 And he was about a foot. off of the ground before 00:06:11.610 --> 00:06:14.750 hitting the ground. He somehow got a pass off 00:06:14.750 --> 00:06:17.810 and completed it for a first down. Drake May 00:06:17.810 --> 00:06:21.350 had a couple other really good plays, too. He's 00:06:21.350 --> 00:06:26.389 someone to keep an eye on. You know, his quick 00:06:26.389 --> 00:06:29.709 passes were great. He had a nice little touch 00:06:29.709 --> 00:06:34.009 on the ball. He's looking good. Dare I say this 00:06:34.009 --> 00:06:36.649 yet, but could the Patriots be ready for a playoff 00:06:36.649 --> 00:06:39.949 appearance post -Brady and Belichick? Could be. 00:06:41.170 --> 00:06:44.949 Cam Ward is starting to fizzle out. Too bad it's 00:06:44.949 --> 00:06:48.629 ending so soon. Arizona looks improved, but I'm 00:06:48.629 --> 00:06:50.529 still looking at them as a team with a lot of 00:06:50.529 --> 00:06:53.129 building to do. Kyler Murray looks better than 00:06:53.129 --> 00:06:56.350 previous years. Is he the guy? Probably not, 00:06:56.490 --> 00:06:59.050 but he doesn't suck either. While they look for 00:06:59.050 --> 00:07:03.490 the top draft pick, he's going to do okay. The 00:07:03.490 --> 00:07:06.529 Chiefs versus the Jags. Well, I've calculated 00:07:06.529 --> 00:07:09.050 some money owed to the Chiefs. This would be 00:07:09.050 --> 00:07:11.389 involving Chris Jones, Travis Kelsey, and Harrison 00:07:11.389 --> 00:07:14.410 Butker. They owe the Chiefs at least $30 million. 00:07:15.050 --> 00:07:19.709 All this salary cap spent on subpar play. The 00:07:19.709 --> 00:07:22.730 Chiefs are letting these people grow old on the 00:07:22.730 --> 00:07:26.189 vine, which is uncharacteristic of them. Usually, 00:07:26.310 --> 00:07:28.649 especially receivers, they get rid of them. They 00:07:28.649 --> 00:07:30.029 don't pay them. They don't give them the big 00:07:30.029 --> 00:07:32.410 contract. They go on to the next one, the younger, 00:07:32.470 --> 00:07:34.889 faster guy. They train them, and they show them 00:07:34.889 --> 00:07:36.930 what they want to do, and they have a very good 00:07:36.930 --> 00:07:39.970 system of doing this. The Jags and Trevor Lawrence 00:07:39.970 --> 00:07:42.569 deserve a lot of credit as well. The Jags look 00:07:42.569 --> 00:07:44.550 like a playoff team for sure, and they have a 00:07:44.550 --> 00:07:47.470 pretty good body count currently. The defending 00:07:47.470 --> 00:07:51.649 AFC champs, the Texans, and the 49ers. That is 00:07:51.649 --> 00:07:55.589 a pretty impressive list of wins. They are 4 00:07:55.589 --> 00:07:59.410 -1, and they look to be a playoff team as of 00:07:59.410 --> 00:08:02.230 right now, of course. Couldn't be looking at 00:08:02.230 --> 00:08:04.629 home field advantage. That's right now. We'll 00:08:04.629 --> 00:08:07.329 see what happens. We've got a lot of season to 00:08:07.329 --> 00:08:13.129 go. The Chiefs have a lot to blame. First off, 00:08:13.370 --> 00:08:17.509 the special teams penalties killed them. Harrison 00:08:17.509 --> 00:08:20.290 Bucker kicked the ball out of bounds on the final 00:08:20.290 --> 00:08:23.910 Jags drive in concert with a couple of penalties 00:08:23.910 --> 00:08:27.790 that gave the Jags a short field. Trevor Lawrence 00:08:27.790 --> 00:08:31.709 tried to give the game back to the Chiefs. But 00:08:31.709 --> 00:08:33.850 the Chiefs said, no, no, no, we don't want it. 00:08:33.909 --> 00:08:36.549 No. What we're going to do is we're going to 00:08:36.549 --> 00:08:40.509 get some penalties, and when you fall down, when 00:08:40.509 --> 00:08:43.710 they hike the ball at the 7 -yard line, 5 -yard 00:08:43.710 --> 00:08:46.669 line, whatever it was, when you fall down, Chris 00:08:46.669 --> 00:08:48.350 Jones is going to stand there and watch you, 00:08:48.429 --> 00:08:50.350 and everyone else is going to be slow to the 00:08:50.350 --> 00:08:52.649 punch, and they're going to let you just wander 00:08:52.649 --> 00:08:54.730 right into the end zone after falling down and 00:08:54.730 --> 00:08:56.889 scuffling the ball on the ground for a little 00:08:56.889 --> 00:09:01.259 while. Not one person. Not one person. Carl Loftus, 00:09:01.299 --> 00:09:04.179 I think, got near him. Maybe could have tripped 00:09:04.179 --> 00:09:06.360 him up if he was just a split second quicker. 00:09:06.659 --> 00:09:08.500 But other than that, Chris Jones and everyone 00:09:08.500 --> 00:09:11.200 else just stand there watching. I don't understand 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:13.059 it, but if you're going to pay Chris Jones that 00:09:13.059 --> 00:09:16.620 much money, he has to get better. He's been horrible 00:09:16.620 --> 00:09:19.779 this year. Horrible. He looks unenthused, he 00:09:19.779 --> 00:09:22.419 looks uninterested, and he looks lethargic and 00:09:22.419 --> 00:09:26.120 slow. That's it. I don't know what to say else 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:27.860 about him, but if you're going to take that much 00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:30.259 money, I remember Chris Jones. You held out. 00:09:30.580 --> 00:09:33.080 Travis Kelsey restructured his contract. The 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.539 Chiefs bent over backwards for you, and this 00:09:35.539 --> 00:09:37.360 is how you repay him? Just stand there at the 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:39.679 goal line and let the fucking guy run through? 00:09:39.860 --> 00:09:43.360 Chris Jones, I am embarrassed by you. I used 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.440 to love you. I don't know so much anymore. I 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:48.139 don't know what the hell is going on in your 00:09:48.139 --> 00:09:49.779 head to where you would just stand there and 00:09:49.779 --> 00:09:52.039 watch somebody fucking walk in the end zone. 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:55.190 It pisses me off. How much money you get, you 00:09:55.190 --> 00:09:57.549 should be thanking the Chiefs every fucking day. 00:09:57.789 --> 00:10:01.549 And every fan of theirs has a right to be pissed. 00:10:03.909 --> 00:10:06.289 But there's a lot of blame to go around as well. 00:10:06.350 --> 00:10:08.990 Some questionable, but probably. I mean, they 00:10:08.990 --> 00:10:10.990 could have went either way. I can't say they're 00:10:10.990 --> 00:10:13.830 bogus pass interference calls, but they could 00:10:13.830 --> 00:10:17.029 have went either way. So, you know, and also, 00:10:17.090 --> 00:10:22.259 like I spoke about with... A boss of mine and 00:10:22.259 --> 00:10:24.100 then other people that I just, you know, just 00:10:24.100 --> 00:10:27.480 talk to about sports. The Chiefs are not going 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:30.059 to get any breaks from here on out. The NFL is 00:10:30.059 --> 00:10:32.139 tired of seeing their mugs. They're tired of 00:10:32.139 --> 00:10:34.679 seeing everything go through Arrowhead. They're 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:38.100 tired of seeing them in the Super Bowl. They 00:10:38.100 --> 00:10:40.360 want some fresh blood. That way, people all around 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:43.120 the country will get excited about the new darling. 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:45.480 Right now, it looks like the Bills are the new 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.740 old darling. They've been like that forever now. 00:10:48.220 --> 00:10:50.340 Ever since the Chiefs dynasty pretty much began, 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:52.940 they've been the darling. The year after when 00:10:52.940 --> 00:10:55.320 they drafted Josh Allen, all of a sudden they 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:59.080 were the darling. So they are still the darling, 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:01.139 and they would love for them to be in there, 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.220 but the Chiefs have always been in their way. 00:11:03.659 --> 00:11:06.639 So what does the NFL do? The NFL gives them a 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:11.299 horrible schedule and no calls. For all the calls 00:11:11.299 --> 00:11:13.700 that people say that they've had in the previous, 00:11:13.940 --> 00:11:16.539 they can shut the fuck up, because I'll tell 00:11:16.539 --> 00:11:18.720 you what. The Chiefs are getting it handed to 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:21.220 them by the NFL this year, and it's on purpose. 00:11:21.379 --> 00:11:24.159 The NFL does not want them there. The East Coast 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:29.200 bias is there, always has been, and plus, they 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:32.259 do not want to see the Chiefs in it again. They 00:11:32.259 --> 00:11:35.460 want to see a different AFC champion. They want 00:11:35.460 --> 00:11:39.120 to see a different AFC West champion. They want 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:41.720 everything juggled up. They want the Jaguars. 00:11:41.779 --> 00:11:44.360 They want Indianapolis. They want all those guys 00:11:44.360 --> 00:11:47.080 doing well. because this is good for the NFL. 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:50.399 They like the parity, and that's why they have 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:53.440 the salary cap structured like such, is because 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:57.899 they want parity to keep on, to continue. So, 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:01.500 but, you know, while I'm bitching about the Chiefs 00:12:01.500 --> 00:12:05.539 and Chris Jones and all that, you know, I'm really 00:12:05.539 --> 00:12:07.039 not that worried about the Chiefs, actually, 00:12:07.100 --> 00:12:09.759 except for their lack of depth. The salary cap 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:12.360 has made every team vulnerable to this. The offense 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:15.500 averaged almost eight yards per play. Now that, 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:18.919 let's look at this barring injury. You could 00:12:18.919 --> 00:12:23.799 potentially have Worthy, Thornton, Rice, or Hollywood 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:27.860 with a Kelsey and Schuster mix -in. That's one 00:12:27.860 --> 00:12:30.620 hell of a lineup and a really speedy lineup too. 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:37.360 So the eight yards, the young receivers will 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:40.379 wear down the defense. Pacheco looks finally 00:12:40.379 --> 00:12:42.480 like he's healed up and he is hitting a hole. 00:12:43.210 --> 00:12:45.870 He was even patient when exploding through the 00:12:45.870 --> 00:12:49.049 opening, like all good running backs do. Hunt 00:12:49.049 --> 00:12:51.409 almost broke a big one. The offensive line looked 00:12:51.409 --> 00:12:54.289 better than they have in a long time. The offensive 00:12:54.289 --> 00:12:57.210 line looked excellent. Mahomes will kill you 00:12:57.210 --> 00:13:00.970 with that much time to throw or scramble. Mahomes' 00:13:01.090 --> 00:13:03.049 ability to scramble to keep the drive going is 00:13:03.049 --> 00:13:06.549 criminally underrated, but only because of his 00:13:06.549 --> 00:13:09.490 thousands of other top skills. The team to beat 00:13:09.490 --> 00:13:11.990 could be Denver in this division, this year more 00:13:11.990 --> 00:13:15.340 than any other. will be a dogfight. Should be 00:13:15.340 --> 00:13:19.519 interesting to see this unfold. This is the Mystery 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:24.000 Guy Sports, and I'm saying, see you soon. Have 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:27.480 a good night, everybody. Hang on, hang on. I'm 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:30.059 actually going to go on with this. I got an email 00:13:30.059 --> 00:13:34.399 wanting me to do some picks. So, I guess I will. 00:13:34.620 --> 00:13:37.899 So, these are this week's games coming up. Week 00:13:37.899 --> 00:13:44.360 6 in the NFL 2025 -2026 season. Okay, the first 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:48.940 game I'm looking at is the Thursday night game. 00:13:49.100 --> 00:13:53.299 The Eagles versus the Giants. Of course, I'm 00:13:53.299 --> 00:13:55.620 going to have to go with the Eagles. Their defense 00:13:55.620 --> 00:13:59.220 is probably going to just torture Jackson Dart. 00:13:59.799 --> 00:14:01.879 I hope he has a good game, and I hope they put 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.000 up a really good fight like they have been. But 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:08.080 I'm still picking the Eagles. Broncos versus 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:12.950 the Jets. Got to go with the Broncos. I don't 00:14:12.950 --> 00:14:14.889 think there's an upset in the Jets anywhere. 00:14:15.629 --> 00:14:19.950 The Seahawks at the Jags. I'm going to pick the 00:14:19.950 --> 00:14:22.710 Seahawks. I think the Jags had such an enormous 00:14:22.710 --> 00:14:26.389 game last week that they're due for the letdown, 00:14:26.429 --> 00:14:29.250 and I think the letdown against a very good Seahawks 00:14:29.250 --> 00:14:35.629 team. Chargers at the Dolphins. I think the Chargers 00:14:35.629 --> 00:14:38.379 are going back on the winning track. The Dolphins 00:14:38.379 --> 00:14:40.559 are in disarray. Mike McDaniel's about ready 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.980 to get an ax. Tyra Kill is out for the year. 00:14:43.259 --> 00:14:45.419 The whole team just doesn't seem to know what 00:14:45.419 --> 00:14:48.940 they're doing. Rams versus the Ravens. Rams are 00:14:48.940 --> 00:14:51.500 going to get back on track versus the lowly Ravens. 00:14:51.500 --> 00:14:53.639 The Ravens that virtually have nobody starting. 00:14:55.340 --> 00:14:57.200 And that's pretty much long and short of it. 00:14:57.259 --> 00:14:59.139 The Ravens, I don't think, can win with this 00:14:59.139 --> 00:15:05.679 current lineup. Cardinals versus the Colts. I'm 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:07.419 going to go with the Colts, but I think the Cardinals 00:15:07.419 --> 00:15:10.700 are going to play them down to the wire. How 00:15:10.700 --> 00:15:14.039 about the Cowboys at the Panthers? I would love 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:16.820 to say the Panthers. I would love to say the 00:15:16.820 --> 00:15:18.840 Panthers, but I'm going to have to go with the 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.799 Cowboys. And the only reason is because the Cowboys 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:26.379 are the Cowboys. Patriots versus the Saints. 00:15:26.860 --> 00:15:29.940 I'm going to go with the Patriots because the 00:15:29.940 --> 00:15:34.139 Saints are the Saints. Browns versus the Steelers. 00:15:36.649 --> 00:15:39.669 I think Browns are almost going to pull it off. 00:15:40.629 --> 00:15:44.049 Dylan Gabriel's playing well. The Steelers are 00:15:44.049 --> 00:15:49.070 playing well is the only catch here. The Browns 00:15:49.070 --> 00:15:52.029 seem to have a quarterback that is learning and 00:15:52.029 --> 00:15:55.809 seeming to do pretty well as a youngster. The 00:15:55.809 --> 00:15:59.330 Steelers have a pretty good defense. They have 00:15:59.330 --> 00:16:01.820 a pretty good offense. They have Aaron Rodgers 00:16:01.820 --> 00:16:04.279 at the helm, who is a very seasoned veteran and 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:07.720 a very successful one at that. Let's forget the 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:10.399 Jets. Just wipe that away. Look at all his other 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.919 stuff. The Jets are the Jets. Jesus Christ could 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:16.820 go to the Jets and fail. I swear, the Jets just, 00:16:16.940 --> 00:16:21.759 they're cursed. So I'm going to say the Browns. 00:16:22.700 --> 00:16:24.240 You know what? I'm going to go with the upset. 00:16:24.779 --> 00:16:28.860 Browns over the Steelers by one point. Going 00:16:28.860 --> 00:16:31.570 to be a last -minute field goal. Some crazy shit 00:16:31.570 --> 00:16:36.389 like that. Titans versus the Raiders. Battle 00:16:36.389 --> 00:16:39.509 of suck. Well, since the Raiders are at home, 00:16:39.649 --> 00:16:41.710 I think I'm going to go ahead and go with them. 00:16:42.529 --> 00:16:45.929 Even though it hurts my heart to pick them. The 00:16:45.929 --> 00:16:50.470 Niners versus the Bucs. Well, the Bucs are on 00:16:50.470 --> 00:16:54.309 fire and it's at home. The Niners, I think Purdy's 00:16:54.309 --> 00:17:00.990 still out. I'm going to go ahead and pick the 00:17:00.990 --> 00:17:05.809 Bucs. So Bengals versus the Packers. I think 00:17:05.809 --> 00:17:07.789 the Bengals are going to play the Packers very 00:17:07.789 --> 00:17:11.349 well. They're going to be tough, and the game's 00:17:11.349 --> 00:17:16.730 going to be a hard -fought game. But Joe Flacco's 00:17:16.730 --> 00:17:18.569 going to keep them in it, I think, and I think 00:17:18.569 --> 00:17:20.650 their defense is good enough to keep the Packers 00:17:20.650 --> 00:17:23.650 somewhat under control. So I'm going to go ahead. 00:17:23.730 --> 00:17:25.390 I'm going to go with the Packers. It's at home, 00:17:25.410 --> 00:17:28.750 and the Bengals. are putting up a fight now. 00:17:29.490 --> 00:17:32.930 So I'm going to go with that. Lions versus the 00:17:32.930 --> 00:17:35.650 Chiefs. This is going to be another hard -fought 00:17:35.650 --> 00:17:37.109 game, but the Chiefs are going to come right 00:17:37.109 --> 00:17:41.329 at Jared Goff. Jared Goff should wet down his 00:17:41.329 --> 00:17:44.410 leg, and the Chiefs should come out victorious. 00:17:45.109 --> 00:17:47.910 But if there's ever a year the Chiefs are going 00:17:47.910 --> 00:17:50.690 to lose to the Lions at home, well, they did 00:17:50.690 --> 00:17:53.230 a few years ago. But they still won the Super 00:17:53.230 --> 00:17:57.079 Bowl. But I think... This would be the year that 00:17:57.079 --> 00:18:00.740 they lose to the Lions and have that kind of 00:18:00.740 --> 00:18:03.279 a record at home. But I don't think it's going 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:05.559 to happen. I think the Chiefs' offense is starting 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:07.279 to click, and I think if anything else, they'll 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:12.279 outscore them. And, I mean, what I say by outscoring 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:15.180 is I know you have to score more points than 00:18:15.180 --> 00:18:17.579 the other team. What I'm saying is I think it 00:18:17.579 --> 00:18:22.740 could be a 42 -40 game. Bills versus the Falcons. 00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:25.619 Of course, I'm going to pick the Bills. The Bills 00:18:25.619 --> 00:18:29.460 are snapping mad after losing to the Patriots. 00:18:30.059 --> 00:18:32.839 And I wouldn't be surprised if the Patriots actually 00:18:32.839 --> 00:18:36.079 challenged them for the division title this year. 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:39.460 The Patriots are seemingly coming together at 00:18:39.460 --> 00:18:43.180 the right time. And the Bills are, I don't know. 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:45.980 Like I said, I have not been impressed with them, 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.740 especially their defense. Their offense kind 00:18:48.740 --> 00:18:52.250 of looks lackluster at times. So we'll see. But 00:18:52.250 --> 00:18:53.650 I think the Bills are going to pull this off. 00:18:54.109 --> 00:18:57.690 Because, you know, the Falcons are the Falcons. 00:18:57.750 --> 00:19:00.349 I mean, the Falcons are a good team, but the 00:19:00.349 --> 00:19:02.869 Bills are a much better team. Even though it's 00:19:02.869 --> 00:19:05.289 in Atlanta, I think the Bills are going to come 00:19:05.289 --> 00:19:08.569 out victorious. And then finally, the Bears versus 00:19:08.569 --> 00:19:14.150 the Commanders. I'm going to go ahead and go 00:19:14.150 --> 00:19:19.880 with probably the Commanders. I think the Commander's 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:23.059 defense is going to just completely, completely 00:19:23.059 --> 00:19:28.519 just crush Kalem Williams. And I think that they're 00:19:28.519 --> 00:19:32.279 going to score a lot of points as well. So those 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:36.660 are my picks. So who the hell asked me to do 00:19:36.660 --> 00:19:39.000 the picks? I can't remember your name. I'm sorry 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:41.579 if I could find it around here, but I think I 00:19:41.579 --> 00:19:43.779 already threw it away. Thank you, whoever asked 00:19:43.779 --> 00:19:46.599 me. So there are your picks. I hope everybody 00:19:46.599 --> 00:19:49.400 enjoyed the Mystery Guy sports segment. I'll 00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:52.440 probably be doing this in concert with the sports 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:54.539 bastards and the music creeps. I'll probably 00:19:54.539 --> 00:19:57.160 do them one night and do the Mystery Sports Guy 00:19:57.160 --> 00:19:59.240 the next night. I wouldn't mind keeping this 00:19:59.240 --> 00:20:03.039 going all year. We'll see. Time prevails. I have 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:06.880 a job. I have a life. We'll see what happens. 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.779 Anyhow, everybody, thank you for listening once 00:20:09.779 --> 00:20:13.259 again, and have a great night. 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