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so bad now, was it? Here at Two Douchebags and

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a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic

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integrity. Go ahead and assume we got the story

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wrong. At least we admit it. Not like all those

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other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the

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story better. Two douchebags and a microphone.

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Your mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to

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take a selfie. Hey there, slapmets. It's time

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for the Creeps Music Meetings. Hey, my little

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pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your

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music news. During an appearance on July 8th

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episode of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation, Tony Omi

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spoke about some of his upcoming music -related

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projects, including a full -length collection

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of new material from legendary Black Sabbath

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guitarist. Tony said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth

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.net, Well, at the moment, I was doing my own

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album until Back to the Beginning event came

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up, and then of course I had to stop and concentrate

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on preparing for the Sabbath performance. But

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I'm continuing next week to try to finish off

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what I started with this album. And then who

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knows what I'm going to do. It's great, really.

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Because if something pops up, I'll do it if I

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want to do it. Asked if his upcoming album is

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a Tony Omi solo record with guests on it, like

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he's done before with the legendary 2000s IOMI,

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the guitarist responded, at the moment, no. I've

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got one singer on it, which I originally thought

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of different singers, but it started off as it

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was going to be an instrumental album, and it's

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gone from that into a full -fledged Tony Iommi

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project. But then I thought, oh, wait, I want

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to try it with a singer. So that's what I've

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been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was

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your music news. And remember, bar chords are

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bullshit. Watch the news. It looks grim. Is an

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apocalypse inevitable? We suggest you download

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all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple

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mobile chargers. We have the post -apocalypse.

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Okay, so you have your bunker set. And what do

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you do inside this bunker to give you the readiness

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if an apocalypse occurs? Here are some products

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you will probably use. Zip ties, duct tape, fishing

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line, a needle and thread, matches or a lighter,

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scissors, safety pins, super glue, bungee cords,

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parachute cord, sugar, salt, pepper, garlic,

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and chicken and beef bouillon cubes. Crusty's

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instant pancake mix, Jiffy muffin mix, or Bisquick,

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or all the above. Powdered milk, cocoa, instant

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coffee, or other dry beverage mixes. canned meats

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like tuna, chicken, salmon, and sardines, canned

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and dry soup like Lipton and Knorr noodle packages,

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nuts, peanut butter, jelly or honey, breakfast

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bars, cereals, packaged oatmeal, low salt crackers,

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Ritz crackers, ram crackers, or animal cookies,

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canned and dry vegetable and fruit, and this

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should get you started. Hey, good kid, no one

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gives an ounce of shit what you had for breakfast,

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not even the person on the other end. You look

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like a mentally slow driv yelling into thin air

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all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth

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shorts out and blows up your eardrums. What men

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consider self -centered dunce. Monty constantly

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coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go look

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back home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably

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forgot the thieving because you're too busy looking

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in the mirror all day. Fuck off. To douchebags

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and microphone, I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

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vicinity at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am

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Rob at the beautiful nine -wall arm of the Lake

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of the Ozarks at the Duck Blind studio. For now.

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You didn't do that. For now. Well, yeah, for

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now. I'm still here. Yeah, but for now, he's

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at the Duck Blind studio. They're in Camden,

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but the Duck Blind studio will, a little bit

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later, be in Wheatland, Missouri, next to the

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Lucas Oil track, right? Yes. Yeah. Like three

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blocks. Yep. So what Rob's going to do is he's

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going to open up the window and record when a

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race is going on. It's going to be awesome. Yeah.

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Can you hear it from the house? I can. Awesome.

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Cool. I may not even have to open the window.

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It rattles the windows. Of course. That's cool.

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You know, that's where I saw this fat girl, I

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mean, or heavy girl, whatever is proper, overweight,

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maybe 12 -year -old red -haired girl. They have

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the slopes there that are just grass that you

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can stand on or sit on, right, and watch the

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race? Yeah. Okay. Well, she was doing somersaults

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all the way down there for no apparent reason.

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I've got it on video. I put it on Facebook. When

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I find it, I'll repost it. But I wrote only in

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Wheatland, Missouri when this happened, in Wheatland,

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Missouri. It was the craziest thing, and she

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did this several times. She went back up, rolled

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down again, head over heels, head over heels,

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head over heels. I'm going, what the hell? Why?

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So, anyhow, I do remember that about Lucasfilm.

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Go stop at the dirt track races. Oh, the dirt

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track. Yeah, the dirt track was where you see

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the good stuff. Oh, there's some characters.

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There's some characters there. Well, anyhow,

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it's hard to believe September is almost gone.

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I'm ready for Halloween. I love the holiday.

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We don't hardly get any trick -or -treaters around

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here anymore. Do you have any swing by the apartment

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at all? I know you don't. No. I turn my light

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off. Oh, okay. I got you. I think last, I think,

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yeah, and then I normally go out with my grandson,

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too. Oh, yeah, that's true. You got to go help

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the little one out, get some, go ring up some

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candy. But, yeah, Princess is really big into

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it. As a matter of fact, I spent $130 just yesterday

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on Halloween, so. Oh, what, costumes, or? No,

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no, just knickknacks. Oh, okay. I got some pumpkins

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and everything. Decorations. And we got a couple

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of mums, so we're kind of there. What were those

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big skeletons that people buy? The huge ones,

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the ones like eight or nine foot skeletons that

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you can put together and sit in your... Oh, those

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things are cool. Yeah. But right now, I got a

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better place for $400 to go. So, what are these

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days? So, you know, they have certain apartment

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complexes that proclaim to be trick -or -treat

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friendly. That's why I was wondering if yours

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was like that, but you don't know because you

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just shut the light off, right? Well, dad or

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I'm not home. You're taking Junior Junior out,

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right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. You know what's

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weird, Rob? You don't hear about razor blades,

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which is good, and apples and poison and candy,

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which is also good. You think that maybe back

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in the day it was overblown a bit to get us kids

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to be careful? I think so. I think so, too. I

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was wondering this because you never hear about

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that stuff happening anymore, but it's crazier

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nowadays than it was back then. I mean, there's

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more violence, more people with guns. You'd think

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there'd be more people, and I'm not asking for

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this, and I don't want this, nothing like this

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to happen. But it's kind of odd that all that

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stuff, the poison, the razor blades and all that,

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you don't hear about anymore. You know? So I'm

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wondering if they didn't, like, maybe make some

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of that shit up. Because, you know, I never really

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seen it on the news. I didn't watch the news

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when I was, like, seven or eight, right? But,

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you know, parents are always like, be careful.

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People put, crazy people put razor blades in

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those apples. Some kid died, cut his throat open,

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you know, and all this stuff. And I'm now thinking

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it's just bullshit that they threw at us. So

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we didn't eat all the candy at once. So we dissected

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it, made sure it was okay, made sure someone

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didn't stick it in their asshole before they

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gave it to you. All that stuff, right? Yeah,

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now there's a new one. What's the new one? Now

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they're lacing all the candy with drugs. Oh,

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fuck. Okay, I stand corrected. I stand corrected.

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It just moved on to drugs. It might be the same

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thing. It might be the same thing. Okay. I don't

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know, because I don't hear many kids flipping

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out. No, me neither. I mean, I've been trick

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-or -treating many years, either myself or kids

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or grandkids or somebody or nieces, nephews,

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whatever. I've been around trick -or -treating

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in one facet all my life, and I've never... seen

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or heard of any incident where something like

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that happened. I haven't either. The worst thing

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that happened was we used to have these gang

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of kids, older kids, around Cleveland, Missouri,

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where I lived for quite a while. They used to

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go around and smack you around and grab your

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candy. That was the worst thing I'd ever heard

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about it. And that did suck. Because when you

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go back around and ask for candy again, they

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go, weren't you here two hours ago? Yeah, but

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the kids stole my candy. They don't believe you.

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Oh, they don't. That's right, Tubby. Get on out

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of here. I recognized you. Oh, fuck. But they

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did steal my... No, get out of here. You don't

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need any more. Look in the mirror, you little

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fucker. So, anyhow. So, anyhow. I got a bullshit

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alert. I'm not going to do I call bullshit on

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this because it doesn't require it, but I got

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a bullshit alert. Someone AI generated Alice

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Cooper being on The View arguing with those cackling

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hens. I smell bullshit from the start. Alice

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Cooper rarely makes appearances, especially on

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talk shows, and especially that one. I did some

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checking, and sure enough, fake. You know, as

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fake as a high -profile NFL football player's

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wife getting a new set of jugs. But I will back

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away from that really quickly. No names involved.

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No names involved. Just speculation. You know,

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I'm not dogging women getting a new set, but,

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you know, I'm all for it. So, anyhow. But, anyhow,

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the AI -generated Alice, fake. Google is 27 years

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old, Rob. Is it really? 27 years old as of yesterday.

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Good thing Google isn't a rock star. If you know,

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you know. Right? If you know, you know. Look

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it up. Google it. There you go. Google it. So,

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like I told you earlier, I had a rare Sunday

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off today. Perfect weather. Did a lot of barbecue

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smoking today. The weather was perfect. We were

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supposed to take it to some friends of ours.

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One of the ladies is, you know, pretty bad off

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with cancer. We all know how much longer she's

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going to be around. You know, we love her to

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death. But she wasn't up to it. So, anyhow, the

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weather is perfect. It was great, and then we

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went down to the city market, but I'll get to

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a little bit more of that a little bit later.

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But it was really, if I sound refreshed, just

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because I didn't just get off work and fly straight

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here and start the podcast. I actually had a

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day off, and I had a day to relax and do things

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I wanted to. So I got a question, Rob. Do you

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listen to the last episode? I have not yet. Okay,

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well, it's got a new perspective. I've been a

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little busy. I will listen to it. Okay, that's

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cool. I got a new douchebag pledge on that one.

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I'm not happy with that one. I'm working on another

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one with all the towns in Missouri with the word

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knob in it. So not just knob lick. Knob rub,

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I think, is one of them. Bald knob. Shell knob.

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What's the other one? There's another one. Knob

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noster. Knob noster, yeah. It's going to have

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all the knob names in it. I think it's going

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to be pretty cool. I got a pretty good idea of

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what I'm going to write on it. So, anyhow. I

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think it'll be perfect. I think so, too. So,

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anyhow. So, anyhow, I have this thing called

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trigger finger. It's kind of like carpal tunnel,

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only it's in one of your fingers. It's the tendon

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that goes from your finger to your palm. It gets

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inflamed, and it won't allow your hand to close

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all the way, and it's very painful at times.

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Not all the time, but at times. So I found out

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through my doctor that surgery isn't the only

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option. They now can give you a shot to settle

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down the tendon. So anyhow, Tuesday I'm going

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to go have this done. She's going to shoot a

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needle into the tendon into my finger. and try

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to settle it down like that. So I'll have a full

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report on how well it worked, because I just

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didn't want to have another surgery. You know,

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I've had so many, and I just don't want another

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one at all. So, you know, I'm done with that

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shit. So hopefully this needle works well, because

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what they have to do is they have to cut your

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finger open, and then cut that tendon in there

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to allow your, I guess it's like your veins or

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your... They have to, it's a band. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm not describing this correctly.

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It's a band that goes around your tendons in

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the base of your finger where it starts going

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on the palm. And what happens is, is the tendons

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become swelled and enlarged and the band starts

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to suffocate them, right? Kind of like a tourniquet,

00:16:20.659 --> 00:16:24.039
right? Yeah. Okay. They have to go in there and

00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:26.980
they have to cut that band. And then, you know,

00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:29.519
your tendons get to move out and not hurt and

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be, you know, and not be inflamed as bad. But

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I'm hoping that the shot works. I'll let everybody

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know if it works. Yeah, please do, because I

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have a problem with one of my gloves. You work

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with your hands your whole life. I guarantee

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you. Yeah, it's down at the base at the last

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knuckle. Yep, I'll let you know. Yeah, please

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do. It's supposed to be a fairly easy shot, and

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it's easy to maintain. It's not like you've got

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to go in there, I don't know, 12 times a year.

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I think it may be like a couple times a year

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you go in and get a shot, and then you're good

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for a while. At least while you're working. Maybe

00:17:04.750 --> 00:17:06.829
when you're not working, it won't be as bad because

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you're not using your hands all the time. Although

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doing this podcast does not do me any favors

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because I type out stuff all the time. It seems

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like when I type out stuff, it really bothers

00:17:16.109 --> 00:17:18.910
my fingers pretty bad anymore. So hopefully this

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works out. So maybe I won't make so many typos

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and say I'm wrong on here, right? Probably not.

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I wouldn't count on that if I was anybody. The

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Red Fest nerds are all over. Here it is at the

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end of September and they are in packs with their

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cute little elfineers and wench outfits and what

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have you. The pirate silk shirts with the large

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leather boots. They're all crazy kids and I love

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it. Do you like the Red Fest stuff? I mean, I

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don't go there anymore. Actually, I do kind of

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get into it, but I don't I don't dress like an

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elf or a pirate or nothing. No, but I do. They

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were walking around the city market. I thought

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it was pretty cool. And then some friends of

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mine went yesterday, and I was like, you know,

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I still dig that stuff. I think it's cool. I'll

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go just to get a turkey leg. Oh, hell yeah. Nice,

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braised by the fire turkey leg. Yes. Neanderthal

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style, where they just have like a big fire pit.

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and they're cooking the curds. Well, they used

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to. I don't think they do it like that anymore.

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But they used to cook the turkey legs over them

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in a rotisserie -like thing, handmade, hand -cranked.

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It was pretty cool. Yeah, it was cool. Yep. So,

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anyhow, no turkey leg for me this year. Maybe

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I'll go next year. I don't know. So, anyhow,

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I got a letter of appreciation from Jackson County,

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Missouri, for going to jury duty. Yeah, that's

00:18:48.769 --> 00:18:51.619
cool. I get paid from work and a small check

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for mileage, and it's like seven bucks a day

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for your service. Tedious is a good word to describe

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jury duty, but it was a free day, would pay off

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work. The only problem was leaving downtown that

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late in the afternoon. It's way too much traffic,

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and it really sucked trying to get home because

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there you are right in the middle of downtown,

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and every artery you try to get to is clogged.

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It's crazy. And then the parking space that I

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had to go to, which is approximately just a little

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bit under a mile away up a hill, wasn't the most

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ideal place to go either. But, I mean, it was

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the only one I could find because court didn't

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start. We didn't have to be there until 8, and

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a lot of people already had their parking spots

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and everything. All right. But, anyhow, I noticed

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something today, and I want to get with you on

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this, Rob. Okay. When I was younger, I used to

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go hunt down a price on something, right? You'd

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get there, and you'd see it, and it was like,

00:19:50.019 --> 00:19:52.480
I wonder how much those beans are. Or, I don't

00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:54.180
know, a teddy bear. Let's say a teddy bear. You're

00:19:54.180 --> 00:19:56.740
like, man, I love that teddy bear. And then you

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go hunt down a price. You'll find somebody, right?

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Today, Val and I, like I said, went to the city

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market. I had a rare Sunday off, like I said.

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We went to Dutch Flowers. This is one of the

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coolest stores ever. They have all these unique,

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usually handmade yard ornaments, giant metal

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pigs, windmill yard ornaments, plus literally

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thousands of all these unique handmade items.

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A lot of them are from craftsmen in Mexico and

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down south, maybe not Mexico, but southern U

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.S. And I guess the guy who goes and gets them,

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he goes in a truck, a rider truck, goes down

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there and purchases things in bulk and then brings

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them back there and sells them at a store, Dutch

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Flowers. So I noticed something. I don't go hunt

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down prices anymore, do you? I try. I want to

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know what I'm spending. No, I just don't buy

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it usually. If I don't know the price, I'm just

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like, you know what, I don't care enough to go

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find somebody, and I don't care enough to have

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this. Okay, okay, depending on what it is. Whether

00:21:01.980 --> 00:21:04.660
it's a need or a want. Yeah, if it's a need,

00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:09.700
what I do now is I get it, and then if I think

00:21:09.700 --> 00:21:11.319
it's too much at the register, I have them take

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it off. That simple. And it's like this, and

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I've said this to people that worked there before,

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and I know they don't have anything to do with

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it, probably not. Maybe a manager would be a

00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:26.180
better place to start. But my punishment to you

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guys. For me picking up something and not having

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a price tag on it is you having to put it back

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and you having to ring it up and then take it

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off. So which is easier? Why don't you just price

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it and then I won't be doing this? Then people

00:21:40.180 --> 00:21:42.599
behind me won't be doing this because a lot of

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people do it now. They just go up there and they

00:21:45.220 --> 00:21:48.259
think it should be $7 and it's $10. They go,

00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:50.339
take it off. I don't want it. Doesn't matter

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what it is. So wouldn't it be smarter? for a

00:21:53.819 --> 00:21:56.660
store to just go ahead and be proactive and make

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sure everything has a price on it. Right. I mean,

00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:03.180
I understand they could fall off or someone could

00:22:03.180 --> 00:22:05.359
tear them off or something, but there's a lot

00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:07.599
of places that just look like they don't bother

00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:12.059
to put a price up. You know? Right. So, anyhow,

00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:16.000
there you go. I ran into that yesterday. I did.

00:22:16.420 --> 00:22:19.759
Oh, did you? Yeah. Did you hunt down the price

00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:23.109
or did you just move on? Well, Princess finally

00:22:23.109 --> 00:22:25.910
picked one up and it had the price on the bottom

00:22:25.910 --> 00:22:29.529
of it. But all the rest of them, the price was

00:22:29.529 --> 00:22:31.710
not on the rest of them. And there was like three

00:22:31.710 --> 00:22:34.329
shelves of them. Okay, so did you take them up

00:22:34.329 --> 00:22:36.009
there? And if it was the wrong price, you're

00:22:36.009 --> 00:22:38.109
going to tell them to take it off? No, no, no.

00:22:38.130 --> 00:22:40.170
I just didn't pick it up because it was a want.

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I didn't need it. Well, I do that quite a bit

00:22:42.490 --> 00:22:45.569
too. If it's a want, most of the times I don't

00:22:45.569 --> 00:22:47.089
even pick it up. I'm like, you know what, I don't

00:22:47.089 --> 00:22:48.670
know how much it is. I don't need it anyhow.

00:22:48.769 --> 00:22:51.210
Screw it. I'm out of here. So, you know. Yeah.

00:22:52.170 --> 00:22:55.769
Yeah, and to find out they wanted $25, I would

00:22:55.769 --> 00:22:59.869
have went up to $15, you know? Yeah, yeah. No,

00:23:00.009 --> 00:23:01.650
I'm the same way. I'm just like, man, you know

00:23:01.650 --> 00:23:05.349
what? That's okay. I'll leave it. So when I was

00:23:05.349 --> 00:23:08.269
going through the farmer's market today, I found

00:23:08.269 --> 00:23:11.430
black garlic pepper. Have you ever heard of that,

00:23:11.490 --> 00:23:16.069
black garlic pepper? No, I have not. This is

00:23:16.069 --> 00:23:18.869
not a common item. I've heard about it. I've

00:23:18.869 --> 00:23:20.970
read about it. But I've never been around it

00:23:20.970 --> 00:23:22.849
before, and I got to take a little sample, and

00:23:22.849 --> 00:23:27.109
I bought some. What they do is they take homegrown

00:23:27.109 --> 00:23:30.349
heirloom garlic, and they pick it precisely at

00:23:30.349 --> 00:23:33.230
the ripest point. They age it until it turns

00:23:33.230 --> 00:23:35.930
a grayish color. This gives the garlic a special

00:23:35.930 --> 00:23:41.849
taste you can't find anywhere else. So if you

00:23:41.849 --> 00:23:44.009
ever get a chance to be around it. Most people

00:23:44.009 --> 00:23:47.569
give you a sample so you know what you're buying.

00:23:47.670 --> 00:23:49.390
Or you can smell it and pretty much tell what

00:23:49.390 --> 00:23:52.990
it's going to taste like. But I've always wanted

00:23:52.990 --> 00:23:55.210
to try this before. I just couldn't find it.

00:23:55.710 --> 00:23:58.730
So, hey, I found it. So it's going to be on.

00:23:58.970 --> 00:24:00.950
I'm going to do some steaks Tuesday. I think

00:24:00.950 --> 00:24:03.210
I'm going to put some of that on the steaks and

00:24:03.210 --> 00:24:04.890
see how it turns out. I'll give you a full report.

00:24:05.049 --> 00:24:06.789
Of course, you know, I love the roasted garlic.

00:24:07.170 --> 00:24:09.829
The roasted garlic and the cowboy butter. I use

00:24:09.829 --> 00:24:13.529
those two already on meat. And it's really good.

00:24:14.049 --> 00:24:16.390
You know, you rub it in. I use it as a rub. You

00:24:16.390 --> 00:24:18.730
knuckle it in really good. And then you sear

00:24:18.730 --> 00:24:22.069
it. When you sear it, not only does it take the

00:24:22.069 --> 00:24:26.289
spices and just sear it into the meat, but it

00:24:26.289 --> 00:24:29.190
also locks in the juices. So your meat's juicy

00:24:29.190 --> 00:24:31.690
and none of the meat, the fats that are being

00:24:31.690 --> 00:24:35.309
melted, doesn't come off of the brisket or whatever.

00:24:35.450 --> 00:24:37.869
It stays in the meat because you seared it off

00:24:37.869 --> 00:24:40.269
and you have all the spices. That's the way you

00:24:40.269 --> 00:24:43.039
do it. That's the only way to do it. And then

00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:44.799
you cook it until it's almost falling apart.

00:24:45.059 --> 00:24:47.380
And that's barbecue basically in a nutshell.

00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:51.960
Right, Rob? Yes. Yep. You cook it quickly at

00:24:51.960 --> 00:24:54.599
first until it gets a nice golden brown sear.

00:24:54.700 --> 00:24:57.940
You knuckle in all of the spices, the dry rubs

00:24:57.940 --> 00:25:00.599
that you use. And then you take it to the slow

00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:03.119
side and you let it smoke for hours and slowly

00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:06.529
cook. That is... The big secret to barbecue right

00:25:06.529 --> 00:25:09.269
there, that is the only way barbecue is done.

00:25:09.529 --> 00:25:13.250
If not, it's grilling or smoking. What I just

00:25:13.250 --> 00:25:16.210
mentioned is barbecuing. Grilling and smoking

00:25:16.210 --> 00:25:19.990
are a little bit different than that. Yes. And

00:25:19.990 --> 00:25:21.910
also, when we're speaking about barbecue, I went

00:25:21.910 --> 00:25:25.289
back to regular pork ribs, the regular spare

00:25:25.289 --> 00:25:28.109
ribs. They're so much juicier than baby back

00:25:28.109 --> 00:25:31.740
or St. Louis style. You know, the whole thing

00:25:31.740 --> 00:25:33.759
is people don't know how to cook them. And I

00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:35.920
got tired of having to baby them, but I had some

00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:38.000
time today, so I went back to regular spare ribs.

00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:41.420
You've got to keep the rib tips up away from

00:25:41.420 --> 00:25:44.420
the fire because those burn. And that's what

00:25:44.420 --> 00:25:46.900
people have against regular spare ribs is the

00:25:46.900 --> 00:25:49.309
rib tips burn. And they don't like that burnt.

00:25:49.369 --> 00:25:51.130
They've got to cut it off or, you know, they

00:25:51.130 --> 00:25:53.490
can't eat it. So what they do is they buy a cut

00:25:53.490 --> 00:25:56.769
with the rib tips already, the rib tips are already

00:25:56.769 --> 00:25:59.569
sliced off. And that's the St. Louis style. And

00:25:59.569 --> 00:26:02.029
if they're cut thicker, then that is a baby back

00:26:02.029 --> 00:26:05.509
style. But the regular ribs, if you keep the

00:26:05.509 --> 00:26:08.849
rib tips away from the fire or put them underneath

00:26:08.849 --> 00:26:11.029
something when you're cooking it or something

00:26:11.029 --> 00:26:14.289
or put foil on the tips or something, if you

00:26:14.289 --> 00:26:17.309
make sure the tips don't get burnt. That pork

00:26:17.309 --> 00:26:19.849
spare rib, just a spare rib like they are, no

00:26:19.849 --> 00:26:23.769
special cut, is the best rib you can buy because

00:26:23.769 --> 00:26:27.769
it's so much juicier because all the parts are

00:26:27.769 --> 00:26:29.809
included and all the fatty parts and all that.

00:26:30.049 --> 00:26:33.569
So that's another, you know, that's another little

00:26:33.569 --> 00:26:40.009
secret there. So, and also, we had a couple emails

00:26:40.009 --> 00:26:44.430
about the message that we put in the show periodically

00:26:44.430 --> 00:26:49.869
in another language. You know, we put that in

00:26:49.869 --> 00:26:54.269
there, right, Rob? Yeah. Okay. Well, people want

00:26:54.269 --> 00:26:56.210
to know what it is, so I'm thinking we have New

00:26:56.210 --> 00:26:57.750
Guy explain it to them. What do you think, Rob?

00:26:59.349 --> 00:27:03.210
Good idea. Okay. All right, New Guy, rip at it.

00:27:03.490 --> 00:27:05.750
Or whatever. Or go at it or something. I don't

00:27:05.750 --> 00:27:09.490
know. Just explain it. Yeah, that's it. Hello.

00:27:09.990 --> 00:27:14.390
This is the New Guy again. I guess they want

00:27:14.390 --> 00:27:16.869
me to explain something else to you because obviously

00:27:16.869 --> 00:27:21.930
these two guys are too stupid to. So here we

00:27:21.930 --> 00:27:26.410
go. The message is in Greek, of course. It says

00:27:26.410 --> 00:27:30.390
you are a below average intelligence and your

00:27:30.390 --> 00:27:33.529
mom dresses you in an unbecoming fashion and

00:27:33.529 --> 00:27:38.089
has dirty fingernails. So there you guys go.

00:27:39.869 --> 00:27:45.470
Go fuck yourself. Rob, first off, thank you,

00:27:45.470 --> 00:27:48.190
new guy, you surly bastard. We'll see how much

00:27:48.190 --> 00:27:51.670
longer you're employed by us. Jeez. Okay. Yeah.

00:27:52.730 --> 00:27:55.450
Rob, and Rob gave you 50 bucks, you asshole.

00:27:56.529 --> 00:28:00.089
Yeah, I did. I gave him pencil shavings yesterday.

00:28:02.869 --> 00:28:05.650
And he's still mad. He doesn't like explaining

00:28:05.650 --> 00:28:08.650
anything. I gave him a full bag of pencil shavings,

00:28:08.650 --> 00:28:12.940
Rob. Which was more than 50 bucks. Yeah, he's

00:28:12.940 --> 00:28:16.359
an ingrate. Jeez. Okay, we both have predictions

00:28:16.359 --> 00:28:18.900
of Johnny Deere going to the Fox. Are you still

00:28:18.900 --> 00:28:20.799
tight on that, or are you starting to waver?

00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.819
I'm still tight. I think he will. I think he

00:28:27.819 --> 00:28:29.220
will, too, but I don't think it's going to be

00:28:29.220 --> 00:28:32.059
a quick process. I think it might be a year or

00:28:32.059 --> 00:28:36.329
two from now. Because I think that... I don't

00:28:36.329 --> 00:28:38.349
know if Johnny would go to another market. He's

00:28:38.349 --> 00:28:40.450
had chances when he was working at The Rock.

00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:42.730
He's had plenty of chances to make more money

00:28:42.730 --> 00:28:44.849
and go to another market. I know that he's had

00:28:44.849 --> 00:28:47.809
offers. So I don't think he wants to go to another

00:28:47.809 --> 00:28:51.269
market. I think he likes, from what I understand,

00:28:51.450 --> 00:28:53.529
I think he likes to go to Curacao and stuff.

00:28:53.670 --> 00:28:55.869
And I think he might have a studio there, like

00:28:55.869 --> 00:28:58.890
a place there or something. I think Val said

00:28:58.890 --> 00:29:01.569
that she thought she'd heard that or maybe said

00:29:01.569 --> 00:29:06.980
that on a show or something. If he goes to the

00:29:06.980 --> 00:29:10.240
Fox like I think he will, I mean, he might be

00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:12.180
doing the show from there for all I know. I don't

00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:15.279
know. But I still think he'll be with the Fox

00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:18.779
because there's not really any other station

00:29:18.779 --> 00:29:25.920
that could fit his style of entertainment. You

00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:30.000
know, it's not a country audience, even though

00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:32.779
he came from young country, kind of, a little

00:29:32.779 --> 00:29:40.670
bit. Yeah, you know, he's more like the classic

00:29:40.670 --> 00:29:44.069
rock kind of guy now, you know, because 101 the

00:29:44.069 --> 00:29:47.430
Fox, someone turned it on at work yesterday.

00:29:49.009 --> 00:29:51.609
No, the day before. It doesn't matter. Anyhow,

00:29:51.670 --> 00:29:54.230
they turned it on, and they were playing a lot

00:29:54.230 --> 00:29:57.670
of grunge, a lot of 90s stuff. And I was like,

00:29:57.730 --> 00:30:00.609
wow. I was like, okay, this is like the rock

00:30:00.609 --> 00:30:07.430
was 15 years ago. You see? So Johnny there, his

00:30:07.430 --> 00:30:09.529
audience is accustomed to that. He's accustomed

00:30:09.529 --> 00:30:12.269
to that. So I think when it does work out, when

00:30:12.269 --> 00:30:15.230
the older guy steps down or whatever, I think

00:30:15.230 --> 00:30:18.670
that that's, or their sparks and whoever, if

00:30:18.670 --> 00:30:20.769
they do a nosedive in the morning or something,

00:30:20.910 --> 00:30:24.150
then they might put him on. But I think that,

00:30:24.170 --> 00:30:26.369
I think it's going to have to run its course.

00:30:26.589 --> 00:30:28.589
I don't think there's very much room over there

00:30:28.589 --> 00:30:31.420
right now. And also, I think the longer you wait,

00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:33.559
the better price you're going to get from somebody

00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:36.920
anyhow. So, you know, I'm just assuming that

00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:39.400
Johnny Deere still wants to do this, you know,

00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:42.079
that still wants to do radio. I imagine he does.

00:30:42.140 --> 00:30:47.339
I mean, he is a grand marshal at the Kansas 400.

00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:50.420
So, you know, I would think he's still putting

00:30:50.420 --> 00:30:52.740
his name out there. He's still doing stuff. So

00:30:52.740 --> 00:30:55.000
I would think that he is probably, you know,

00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.559
maybe eyeballing another job here in Kansas City

00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:00.440
like that. And I hope so. I think the radio is

00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.059
a better place with him on it. So, anyhow, that's

00:31:04.059 --> 00:31:06.319
all I got. So we're both like, yeah, we still

00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:08.119
think he's going to land there. It just might

00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:11.500
take a little bit longer. Yeah, yeah, it's going

00:31:11.500 --> 00:31:13.779
to take a while because there's going to be a

00:31:13.779 --> 00:31:16.880
lot of red tape, you know. Well, I think, number

00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:20.319
one, he's got to probably. They haven't paid

00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:21.980
off for the rest of the year. That's what they

00:31:21.980 --> 00:31:25.380
normally do. Yeah. You know, and these contracts,

00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:27.839
usually they run year to year or whatever, you

00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:29.940
know, and it's kind of worded like this, if I

00:31:29.940 --> 00:31:32.759
understand correctly. Like, if you are still

00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:35.839
here, if we still employ you, year three, you're

00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.079
going to get this much. If we still employ you,

00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:40.079
year four, you're going to get this much. But

00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:41.779
there's no guarantee that they'll keep you at

00:31:41.779 --> 00:31:43.940
any time. They can cancel you. And from what

00:31:43.940 --> 00:31:45.960
I understand, they have to pay you off for the

00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:48.640
rest of the year so you don't get another job.

00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:50.940
directly against them, competing against them.

00:31:50.980 --> 00:31:52.680
They don't want that. They want people to forget

00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:55.539
about you and get it into the habit of listening

00:31:55.539 --> 00:31:58.519
to someone else before you go against them. It's

00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:00.200
just good business. It's just smart business.

00:32:00.859 --> 00:32:04.480
Yeah, it is. Yeah, so anyhow, all right, I move

00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:09.660
on. Rob, it's your turn. All right. A construction

00:32:09.660 --> 00:32:12.859
worker in Missouri was going about his day when

00:32:12.859 --> 00:32:15.500
a surprising sight paused him in his tracks.

00:32:16.430 --> 00:32:19.349
A little family of squirrels had somehow wandered

00:32:19.349 --> 00:32:21.869
onto the site, and he quickly helped guide them

00:32:21.869 --> 00:32:25.670
to safety. Once the squirrels were out of harm's

00:32:25.670 --> 00:32:28.970
way, he returned to his work, shaking up a can

00:32:28.970 --> 00:32:32.650
of spray foam to fill a small gap, like he always

00:32:32.650 --> 00:32:36.509
did. But he didn't notice one tiny squirrel had

00:32:36.509 --> 00:32:40.049
been left behind. Scared and startled, the baby

00:32:40.049 --> 00:32:43.490
made a desperate jump and landed right in the

00:32:43.490 --> 00:33:44.490
sticky foam. Cool. the nostrils so he could breathe,

00:33:44.650 --> 00:33:47.329
then gently cleaned around his eyes so he could

00:33:47.329 --> 00:33:50.930
see again. Little by little, they continued the

00:33:50.930 --> 00:33:54.710
painstakingly task of removing the bone from

00:33:54.710 --> 00:33:57.609
his tiny body, doing their best to keep him calm

00:33:57.609 --> 00:34:01.670
and comfortable. To help ease his discomfort,

00:34:01.950 --> 00:34:04.410
they gave him a small dose of pain relief and

00:34:04.410 --> 00:34:07.849
monitored his vital signs, especially his eyes

00:34:07.849 --> 00:34:10.949
and mucous membranes, watching for any signs

00:34:10.949 --> 00:34:17.579
of infection. Blankets, they've been warm for

00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:21.320
the first time in a while. By the next morning,

00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:25.300
most of the foam had been removed. Good. Though

00:34:25.300 --> 00:34:29.079
his skin was raw and sensitive, he was already

00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:31.619
showing signs of improvement. His eyes looked

00:34:31.619 --> 00:34:34.420
clearer, and he was starting to move around more

00:34:34.420 --> 00:34:38.900
easily. That's a pretty good story. I like it.

00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:47.789
I'm glad you did that. I love that. You know

00:34:47.789 --> 00:34:50.170
what? Me too. And I know people are like, you

00:34:50.170 --> 00:34:52.550
know... A lot of people would just let it lay

00:34:52.550 --> 00:34:55.710
there. Yeah, a lot of people are like, oh, well,

00:34:55.849 --> 00:34:58.230
you know what? If I let them live, they're going

00:34:58.230 --> 00:35:01.050
to get in my attic and tear everything up. I've

00:35:01.050 --> 00:35:03.090
never been like that. I don't want to go kill

00:35:03.090 --> 00:35:06.989
something on a possible. And the only thing I'll

00:35:06.989 --> 00:35:08.969
kill on a possible is like a poisonous snake

00:35:08.969 --> 00:35:12.650
or a poisonous spider. If I see a brown recluse

00:35:12.650 --> 00:35:15.260
or something, I'll kill that. And the reason

00:35:15.260 --> 00:35:19.119
is, is because I don't want me or any of my family

00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:22.000
to get hurt by it. Other than that, if it's out

00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.260
in the woods, they get left alone. I don't bother

00:35:25.260 --> 00:35:29.300
them. And just like, you know, raccoons and possums.

00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:31.920
You know, Val saved a couple of possums a few

00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.599
years ago. You know, something happened to their

00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:36.699
mom and they're out there pretty much in our

00:35:36.699 --> 00:35:39.820
ditch. Very young. Probably would not have lived

00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:41.619
without her taking them to the nature center.

00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:43.880
She took them to the nature center and they lived.

00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.260
They might still be alive for all I know. I'm

00:35:46.260 --> 00:35:48.119
not sure how long possums live. I don't think

00:35:48.119 --> 00:35:51.559
it's that long. But, you know, I've never been

00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:53.300
like, oh, kill it. It's just going to be a nuisance

00:35:53.300 --> 00:35:54.960
anyhow. I've always just thought that that was

00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.400
ridiculous and people that are heartless. What

00:35:57.400 --> 00:36:01.639
do you think, Rob? Yeah, definitely. That's why

00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:05.320
I appreciate this fan. Me too. Save the thing.

00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:07.599
Save it and then make sure they don't get in

00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:11.019
your house. Do whatever it takes. Have it. you

00:36:11.019 --> 00:36:13.920
know, closed up correctly or whatever, and assume

00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:16.679
a little responsibility. You know, of course,

00:36:16.699 --> 00:36:17.900
they're animals. They're going to try to get

00:36:17.900 --> 00:36:21.239
to a warm place. But I'm not for killing them,

00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:24.400
and I think they have a right to live just like

00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:29.159
we do. Yeah. Unless you're a tasty sirloin, then,

00:36:29.179 --> 00:36:32.320
well, you know, that's... Well, yeah, that's

00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:34.780
a different story. I'm a little hypocritical

00:36:34.780 --> 00:36:38.800
on that, definitely. All right, let's take our

00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:41.530
first break. And then we're going to come back

00:36:41.530 --> 00:36:47.690
with some emails. Sound good? Sounds good. I'll

00:36:47.690 --> 00:36:52.070
bet you Mitch has something in here. We'll see.

00:36:52.329 --> 00:36:56.369
Okay. And now we look in on the adventures of

00:36:56.369 --> 00:37:00.170
the technical explanation guy. Oh, my. Would

00:37:00.170 --> 00:37:03.530
you look at the Riley scattering? It sure is

00:37:03.530 --> 00:37:07.230
brilliant tonight. First off, you're on private

00:37:07.230 --> 00:37:10.849
property. Second. You're in my flower garden.

00:37:11.190 --> 00:37:14.130
Third, if you're talking about the sunset, yes,

00:37:14.429 --> 00:37:17.769
it is stunning. And finally, would you get the

00:37:17.769 --> 00:37:20.670
hell off my property, you annoying fucking bastard.

00:37:22.369 --> 00:37:25.210
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags

00:37:25.210 --> 00:37:28.050
and a microphone. It's been proven in laboratory

00:37:28.050 --> 00:37:31.769
rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

00:37:34.409 --> 00:37:41.409
Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation

00:37:41.409 --> 00:37:46.650
of change. You never wanted to be one of them.

00:37:47.070 --> 00:37:52.949
At the feet. Spoke for you. Fuck the man. Fuck

00:37:52.949 --> 00:37:57.710
the system. What the hell happened? The generation

00:37:57.710 --> 00:38:02.630
of angst? The generation of noncompliance? Is

00:38:02.630 --> 00:38:06.170
now buying a boat? You're really fed up to kill

00:38:06.170 --> 00:38:09.500
someone who dangled a dollar near you? Great

00:38:09.500 --> 00:38:15.960
job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Two douchebags

00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:18.039
and microphone in an effort to keep everything

00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:23.219
fresh. We offer you... First world problems.

00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:28.800
What in the devil? My bank is really out of calendars.

00:38:28.900 --> 00:38:31.199
What do they expect me to do? Go to Walmart and

00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:34.019
buy a $3 calendar? This is complete bullshit.

00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:38.400
I am outraged. So he won't... Proof that we love

00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:40.440
you here at QD Spades and Microfilm Central.

00:38:41.139 --> 00:38:43.519
Here's a proof right here. How about the drink

00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:47.219
of the week? Hey, my party pilgrims. How about

00:38:47.219 --> 00:38:50.699
Norwegian's famous pineapple coconut mojito?

00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:53.179
One and a quarter ounce Bacardi coconut rum,

00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:56.320
one ounce pineapple puree, three pieces of lime

00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:59.039
wedges, six pieces of mint leaves, and one half

00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.039
ounce of simple syrup. You garnish ginger candy

00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:06.159
on a pick, orange wilt, and a mint sprig. Take

00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:09.760
a 12 -ounce glass, shake all ingredients together,

00:39:09.980 --> 00:39:13.059
and strain over fresh ice and top with soda.

00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:16.139
How about a splash of 7 -Up Sprite or ginger

00:39:16.139 --> 00:39:20.320
ale just for a little extra pizzazz? Oh, hey,

00:39:20.420 --> 00:39:23.380
look at the time. It's time for the crazy -ass

00:39:23.380 --> 00:39:26.460
word of the day. Cito -cito hypoperiphyorgism.

00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:34.980
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. No! No! Why

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:38.679
can't I just buy a can of thin paint? Why do

00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:43.199
I always have to go buy paint thinner? I may

00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:51.159
never know. Oh, shit. What's that over there?

00:39:51.820 --> 00:40:06.949
Oh, no. It's an island of horrible jokes. Christian

00:40:06.949 --> 00:40:26.670
Bale. Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark

00:40:26.670 --> 00:40:28.610
here in the Kansas City vicinity at the Talk

00:40:28.610 --> 00:40:45.539
is Cheap studio. I got some emails, so I guess

00:40:45.539 --> 00:40:47.920
we'll get right into them. All right. All right.

00:40:48.559 --> 00:40:51.079
Hey, Mark. I heard on the music creeps you saw

00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:53.780
the band Down at the Beaumont Club. I'm jealous.

00:40:54.139 --> 00:40:56.559
I wanted to see Down badly, but missed them two

00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:59.260
times. They came by KC. Thanks for the invite,

00:40:59.420 --> 00:41:05.119
jerk. Johnny and OP. That was when I didn't know

00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.340
where you lived, Johnny. His name's not Johnny.

00:41:08.380 --> 00:41:10.480
I fucking hate calling him Johnny. Right. Okay.

00:41:10.699 --> 00:41:15.800
Right. I didn't know anything. I didn't know

00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:17.940
where you were at, Johnny. You found me again

00:41:17.940 --> 00:41:21.320
somehow through this fucking podcast. And I appreciate

00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:24.679
you finding me. But, no, at the time, I would

00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.179
have invited you, but I didn't know how to get

00:41:26.179 --> 00:41:29.559
a hold of you. So, this is like early 2000s.

00:41:29.579 --> 00:41:31.599
I have no idea where you're at or what you're

00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:35.659
doing. So, sorry if I... Kind of like me, huh?

00:41:35.940 --> 00:41:42.159
Yeah, yeah. Podcasts united us. And I found it

00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.139
interesting. He found me on the podcast. I mean,

00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:47.679
I just found that incredible. It's just like

00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:50.440
Kansas City is a huge area. I mean, two and a

00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:53.239
half million people, right? And he found me somehow

00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:56.380
through a fucking podcast. Anyhow, it's cool.

00:41:56.440 --> 00:41:58.559
It just shows you how stuff like this really

00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.219
does get around and really, you know. Anyhow,

00:42:02.219 --> 00:42:06.000
all right. I read an interesting article and

00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:07.780
thought it would make great subject material.

00:42:08.380 --> 00:42:10.659
I read where a certain percentage of women will

00:42:10.659 --> 00:42:13.300
steal a guy's lunch to start conversation with

00:42:13.300 --> 00:42:16.119
him. This started on TikTok and is now a thing

00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:23.380
among younger women. Yeah, I read up. This is

00:42:23.380 --> 00:42:25.440
true, I believe. I read up on it, too, after

00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:28.659
you wrote me this. I read up and what they do

00:42:28.659 --> 00:42:31.219
after eating the poor guy's sandwich, they offer

00:42:31.219 --> 00:42:35.090
to take him to lunch the next day or so. Thank

00:42:35.090 --> 00:42:37.550
you. We're always looking for material. Danny

00:42:37.550 --> 00:42:40.070
in Wilmington is your name. Thank you, Danny.

00:42:41.570 --> 00:42:43.809
I don't know how much there is to report on this,

00:42:43.889 --> 00:42:46.730
but I do think it's a fascinating subject. Because

00:42:46.730 --> 00:42:49.929
what most women do, Rob, is they're trying to

00:42:49.929 --> 00:42:52.170
get to know somebody at work or somewhere, right?

00:42:52.429 --> 00:42:55.219
So they steal their lunch. And then they have

00:42:55.219 --> 00:42:57.739
the person catch them, the guy catch them, okay?

00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:01.159
This is on TikTok, so, I mean, it may not be

00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:03.860
true. Who knows? But it's interesting nonetheless.

00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.639
So the guy's like, hey, you're eating my sandwich.

00:43:07.940 --> 00:43:10.460
What, this is your shit? I thought it was my,

00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:13.739
oh, man, I'm so sorry. How about if I buy you

00:43:13.739 --> 00:43:18.039
lunch tomorrow next door? And that's, I mean,

00:43:18.059 --> 00:43:21.460
I think it's kind of semi -brilliant. Yeah, it

00:43:21.460 --> 00:43:23.699
is. Yeah, and then you got him, you know, you

00:43:23.699 --> 00:43:26.480
got him on a lunch date without actually having

00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:28.519
him on a lunch date. And then from there, since

00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.719
they're on a lunch date but not on one, if you

00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:33.800
don't like the guy, there's no committing. You're

00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:35.559
just paying him back for the sandwich you ate

00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:38.579
accidentally, right? Right, right. All right.

00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:44.159
Women, go ahead. That's awesome. This next one.

00:43:44.340 --> 00:43:48.460
Okay. Mark, I would appreciate your beef ravioli

00:43:48.460 --> 00:43:51.369
cobbler recipe. I want to make it at home. Jen

00:43:51.369 --> 00:43:58.090
and Topeka, beef ravioli cobbler recipe. These

00:43:58.090 --> 00:44:07.369
fuckers. Jen, okay, you take beef ravioli, a

00:44:07.369 --> 00:44:10.829
can of Chef Warden's, you put it in a bowl, you

00:44:10.829 --> 00:44:13.409
smash it up really good, and then you put those

00:44:13.409 --> 00:44:16.030
cobbler strips over it, and you bake it for three

00:44:16.030 --> 00:44:24.300
hours at 500 degrees. There you go. All right,

00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:30.159
next. I plan on stealing Rob for the Lake Freeman

00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.920
podcast I'm starting. Instead of listening to

00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:35.840
that dickhead Mark, Rob, get with me. Mitch,

00:44:35.940 --> 00:44:42.300
local podcast hero and carp specialist. Wow.

00:44:42.420 --> 00:44:44.500
Are you in the business for another podcast?

00:44:44.659 --> 00:44:46.719
It kind of sounds like here you've got to either

00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:52.320
do yours, this, this, or his. Well, if I do,

00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.739
it'll be both. I'm not giving this up just for

00:44:55.739 --> 00:44:59.719
that. Yeah, there you go, Mitch. I could be persuaded

00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:03.760
to do both. You and your three listeners, Mitch,

00:45:03.880 --> 00:45:06.179
look very attractive right now, but we're sorry.

00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:07.739
We're going to have to turn you down for the

00:45:07.739 --> 00:45:13.260
time being. That was nice, right? Yeah. Okay.

00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:18.940
And go fuck yourself. All right. Rob, I need

00:45:18.940 --> 00:45:23.380
a picture of your booty short stays. Kelsey in

00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:31.380
Omaha. I want to see if I still have a picture.

00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:33.159
I knew I shouldn't have played that bit. I think

00:45:33.159 --> 00:45:37.000
I do. I think I do have one. I played that bit

00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.159
one fucking time in like the last half year,

00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:44.760
and this is what we get. I'm glad they pay attention.

00:45:45.019 --> 00:45:48.840
I'll just put it like that. Yeah. Okay, well,

00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:51.659
there you go. I think I do have a picture. I'll

00:45:51.659 --> 00:45:55.119
run across it when I'm moving. There you go,

00:45:55.300 --> 00:46:01.159
Kelsey in Omaha. All right. Next one. Mark, what

00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.340
do you think of Ryan Seacrest now after he's

00:46:03.340 --> 00:46:05.199
been hosting Wheel of Fortune for a couple of

00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:07.659
seasons now? I remember you didn't think it was

00:46:07.659 --> 00:46:10.199
going to be very good. Ryan in Pennsylvania.

00:46:10.340 --> 00:46:12.860
I wonder if that's Ryan Seacrest. No, I doubt

00:46:12.860 --> 00:46:17.289
it. Okay. He is good. actually is much funnier

00:46:17.289 --> 00:46:19.289
than I thought he would be. I stand corrected.

00:46:19.550 --> 00:46:22.190
He's actually pretty good. He's done a really

00:46:22.190 --> 00:46:25.469
good job. So, I mean, I don't know what else

00:46:25.469 --> 00:46:28.409
to say, Ryan in Pennsylvania. That's it, yeah.

00:46:28.530 --> 00:46:31.690
I think he did good. I was wrong. All right.

00:46:32.449 --> 00:46:37.289
And then finally, what are your number one, you

00:46:37.289 --> 00:46:40.530
and Rob's number one most overrated rock band

00:46:40.530 --> 00:46:46.519
ever? Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. Do you

00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:48.179
want to answer that later or do you want to answer

00:46:48.179 --> 00:46:56.559
it right now? Overrated. Most overrated. Man,

00:46:56.860 --> 00:46:59.400
that's a hard one. I know it is. I'm tempted

00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.619
to say Motley Crue, but they did have really

00:47:01.619 --> 00:47:04.420
good music, the first four albums. Yeah. So I

00:47:04.420 --> 00:47:11.340
can't really say that. I was, yeah. Oh, you too.

00:47:14.820 --> 00:47:18.719
Yes, definitely. Definitely. Yeah, they are the

00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:22.440
most overrated rock band ever. Yes. And there's

00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:24.320
other ones too that I'm not thinking of, but

00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:27.980
U2 was definitely one of them. Pearl Jam. The

00:47:27.980 --> 00:47:32.659
Police. The Police, yeah. Pearl Jam is another

00:47:32.659 --> 00:47:38.619
one. I'm going to stick with Pearl Jam and U2

00:47:38.619 --> 00:47:42.239
and You Got the Police. So those are... Yeah.

00:47:42.730 --> 00:47:44.670
You just asked for one, but those are our top

00:47:44.670 --> 00:47:50.989
three. Okay. Thank you, Ronnie. Hope you're doing

00:47:50.989 --> 00:47:53.190
well. I know you're having some issues there

00:47:53.190 --> 00:47:56.329
in Atlanta, I believe is where you're at now.

00:47:56.530 --> 00:48:00.809
I hope things get a little bit better. And thank

00:48:00.809 --> 00:48:02.610
you for writing us in. Like always, we always

00:48:02.610 --> 00:48:05.369
want to hear from you. And when you do finally

00:48:05.369 --> 00:48:07.489
get that podcast done that you're looking at,

00:48:07.650 --> 00:48:12.780
send it to me. We'll post it here. Thank you,

00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:15.500
Ronnie. All right, that's all the emails. Rob,

00:48:15.579 --> 00:48:20.320
we turn it to you. All right. A Mississippi man

00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:23.400
who was arrested twice in the span of a month

00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:27.860
once for allegedly driving drunk to bail out

00:48:27.860 --> 00:48:30.760
a friend charged with driving under the influence

00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:37.119
and again for alleged DUI of his own has died

00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:52.570
in custody according to authorities. Okay. Marquez

00:48:52.570 --> 00:48:55.789
Bartolo was discovered dead in his jail cell

00:48:55.789 --> 00:48:59.150
on Saturday at 5 .30 p .m., according to a statement

00:48:59.150 --> 00:49:47.019
from McGee Police Chief Dennis Ford. In a previous

00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:51.239
incident on August 22nd, Barlow allegedly arrived

00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:56.480
intoxicated at the McGee Police Station to postpone

00:49:56.480 --> 00:50:00.139
for a pal arrest on DUI charges the night before.

00:50:01.460 --> 00:50:04.840
Barlow was then arrested for public intoxication.

00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:53.800
A representative of the McGee Police Department

00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:57.280
was not available for comment by the time of

00:50:57.280 --> 00:51:23.320
this publication. The DTs, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:51:23.539 --> 00:51:26.019
I would agree with that, and I think that's a

00:51:26.019 --> 00:51:32.739
very good point. Yeah. Wow, okay. Yeah. Okay,

00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:35.920
thank you, Rob. Should we take our second break

00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:38.179
and come back? I got a story I want to go into.

00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:41.159
Yeah, sounds good. All right, we'll be right

00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:44.699
back. Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard.

00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:48.260
It's also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:51.900
But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any

00:51:51.900 --> 00:51:55.639
pictures of him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously

00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:58.059
fake, and you're to take the pictures and tear

00:51:58.059 --> 00:52:01.840
them up immediately. Our constant pursuit for

00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:05.219
a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from

00:52:05.219 --> 00:52:11.360
an alien. Real hilarity. You look like you smell

00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:15.440
like cheese. Have you ever wondered what something

00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:17.650
came about? Have you ever looked at something

00:52:17.650 --> 00:52:19.809
and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that

00:52:19.809 --> 00:52:23.469
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

00:52:23.469 --> 00:52:27.630
the origin of. What is the origin of Mountain

00:52:27.630 --> 00:52:30.750
Dew? Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman

00:52:30.750 --> 00:52:33.510
developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

00:52:33.889 --> 00:52:36.889
Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s

00:52:36.889 --> 00:52:38.889
and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville

00:52:38.889 --> 00:52:41.090
obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor,

00:52:41.230 --> 00:52:43.510
preferably whiskey, so the two developed their

00:52:43.510 --> 00:52:50.380
own now known as Mountain Dew. strange, but true.

00:52:51.179 --> 00:52:55.840
In early 2025, 16 -year -old Christopher Dunham

00:52:55.840 --> 00:52:58.760
from Oklahoma was reportedly missing by elderly

00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:02.800
relatives. Despite extensive searches, nobody

00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:05.360
could find him. However, days later, he was found

00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:08.280
hiding in a local Walmart with a forecast made

00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:11.940
of dog beds and toilet paper packages. When I

00:53:11.940 --> 00:53:14.780
was with that band, I wasn't drinking, so when

00:53:14.780 --> 00:53:17.980
we'd play drinking games, I'll... I'd have to

00:53:17.980 --> 00:53:21.119
drink this water, which is, you know, not really

00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:23.199
much of a game because half the game is watching

00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:25.159
everyone get drunk, you know, and they have to

00:53:25.159 --> 00:53:26.219
take a drink or whatever. It also gives you a

00:53:26.219 --> 00:53:28.300
one -up, though. You see stupid shit happening

00:53:28.300 --> 00:53:30.519
and other people don't identify with it because

00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:33.159
they're smashed. Yeah. But then again, it'd be

00:53:33.159 --> 00:53:35.179
fun or smashed because you'd be like, ah -ha

00:53:35.179 --> 00:53:37.539
-ha. Well, they came up with a variation for

00:53:37.539 --> 00:53:40.900
me since instead of drinking alcohol, I was drinking

00:53:40.900 --> 00:53:44.199
water. They made the exception as I could not

00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:46.159
get up. I couldn't leave a circle to go pee.

00:53:47.420 --> 00:53:50.159
Everyone else could, but since I wasn't getting

00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:53.079
hammered on water, then my punishment was I couldn't

00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:58.840
pee. That's a pretty... That lasted for a while,

00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:02.340
and I was like, okay, I voluntarily lose, quit,

00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:04.639
whatever, because I've got to go pee right now.

00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:10.119
Like that? Some of those drinking games went

00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:13.820
on way too long, and by the time we got back

00:54:13.820 --> 00:54:16.429
to the club to play that night, Some of us were

00:54:16.429 --> 00:54:20.110
still a little hammered. A little residual leftover

00:54:20.110 --> 00:54:24.710
glaze. Been there, done that. And then you got

00:54:24.710 --> 00:54:27.650
the choice, you know, if you're that person,

00:54:27.710 --> 00:54:30.369
you start the gig off and you're kind of wasted,

00:54:30.510 --> 00:54:33.070
do you just keep it going throughout the gig

00:54:33.070 --> 00:54:36.130
or do you let yourself come down during the gig

00:54:36.130 --> 00:54:38.789
and by the fourth set you're like, fuck this,

00:54:38.909 --> 00:54:43.469
I hate life, let me go. I was talking to a guy

00:54:43.469 --> 00:54:47.369
at work similar to that. when i was younger um

00:54:47.369 --> 00:54:49.909
i used to have to decide because we were out

00:54:49.909 --> 00:54:52.409
late one night having some beers and stuff and

00:54:52.409 --> 00:54:54.869
it ended up i ended up leaving that place like

00:54:54.869 --> 00:54:58.349
2 30 or something which is rare rare for me you

00:54:58.349 --> 00:55:01.849
know usually i've been asleep a long time and

00:55:01.849 --> 00:55:03.929
a couple days later i'm talking to him and i

00:55:03.929 --> 00:55:07.030
go you know when i was younger i used to have

00:55:07.030 --> 00:55:09.269
that one moment where i had to stop for a second

00:55:09.269 --> 00:55:12.050
of what i was doing and go all right i gotta

00:55:12.050 --> 00:55:15.960
be at work in four hours do i want to Just ride

00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.239
this out, hurry in, and try to sober up the last

00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:21.460
couple hours and go to work? Or do I want to

00:55:21.460 --> 00:55:24.639
shut this fucking thing down, get four hours

00:55:24.639 --> 00:55:26.440
of sleep, and then go in there and go to work?

00:55:26.940 --> 00:55:29.300
And usually, usually it was like, I'm just going

00:55:29.300 --> 00:55:31.480
to ride this thing through, and I'll sleep tomorrow,

00:55:31.659 --> 00:55:33.539
which I never did, because then all of a sudden

00:55:33.539 --> 00:55:37.380
a bunch of people show up. And anyhow, they're

00:55:37.380 --> 00:55:39.360
like, hey, come on, man, get in the car. We're

00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:41.579
going to go over to so -and -so's. I'd be like,

00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:45.579
oh, yeah, you know. You know, usually it'd take

00:55:45.579 --> 00:55:48.239
me three or four days to catch up, and then I'd

00:55:48.239 --> 00:55:51.360
have to, usually a Tuesday night. But it seems

00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:53.539
like that would be the wiser choice, is to stay

00:55:53.539 --> 00:55:57.380
awake and ride it out. When I was in that situation...

00:55:57.380 --> 00:55:59.099
Yeah, because you feel like shit, you know. You

00:55:59.099 --> 00:56:01.239
actually get about three hours or two and a half

00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:03.420
hours sleep, because you're forcing yourself

00:56:03.420 --> 00:56:05.920
to sleep, but you still want to party. You get

00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:08.619
a little bit of bad sleep, bad quality sleep.

00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:11.860
When you wake up, your body is finally to the

00:56:11.860 --> 00:56:14.210
point where it wants to sleep. But now you have

00:56:14.210 --> 00:56:15.969
to wake up. Yeah, when you get in that really

00:56:15.969 --> 00:56:19.030
deep sleep, you wake up. Yeah. And then what's

00:56:19.030 --> 00:56:23.010
even worse is while you're asleep, you can't

00:56:23.010 --> 00:56:27.449
monitor your symptoms and take steps to counteract.

00:56:27.469 --> 00:56:30.769
Like if you're dead asleep because you're half

00:56:30.769 --> 00:56:32.619
-wasted. No, you wake up where you're at. Yeah,

00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:35.079
I mean, you may be so sick to your stomach that

00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:36.900
normally you'd wake up and do something about

00:56:36.900 --> 00:56:39.760
it, but you're sleeping so hard in those couple

00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:41.460
three hours that it just sits there and gets

00:56:41.460 --> 00:56:43.800
worse and worse. By the time you wake up, you

00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:46.699
feel like total shit. Whereas if you'd stayed

00:56:46.699 --> 00:56:48.820
awake, you could treat those symptoms as they

00:56:48.820 --> 00:56:51.579
came up. You'd be more tired, but after the end

00:56:51.579 --> 00:56:53.380
of a couple hours, you're like, okay, I got my

00:56:53.380 --> 00:56:56.159
nausea under control. I got myself hydrated.

00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:59.880
I got some drops in my eyes. It usually worked

00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:02.219
out better because you had that time to start

00:57:02.219 --> 00:57:08.320
treating yourself. I would run into that not

00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:10.460
necessarily because I was wasted, but just because

00:57:10.460 --> 00:57:12.340
I was tired. Some of those out -of -town gigs,

00:57:12.559 --> 00:57:16.699
I'd work all day Friday, drive out to some hour

00:57:16.699 --> 00:57:19.559
and a half out of town, set up, play, tear down,

00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:23.980
and then I'd have to drive back to KC and get

00:57:23.980 --> 00:57:26.309
a little bit of sleep and go work Saturday. I

00:57:26.309 --> 00:57:28.389
worked a lot of Saturdays. And then when I was

00:57:28.389 --> 00:57:30.449
done with work, I'd have to load up, drive back

00:57:30.449 --> 00:57:32.409
to that little town where everybody else still

00:57:32.409 --> 00:57:35.829
was and go play the second night. It was like,

00:57:35.909 --> 00:57:40.650
oh, this sucks so hard. See, that's when I should

00:57:40.650 --> 00:57:42.809
have been freebasing coke or something. You know,

00:57:42.829 --> 00:57:44.750
that's when I needed all that energy. But, you

00:57:44.750 --> 00:57:47.110
know, there I was trying to exist on coffee and

00:57:47.110 --> 00:57:51.449
cigarettes. I just wasn't cutting it. Ms. Gulkin's

00:57:51.449 --> 00:57:53.389
team was tired of Mark and Toe for making sport

00:57:53.389 --> 00:57:56.539
of her. Little did the douchebags know Ms. Guffenstein

00:57:56.539 --> 00:57:59.219
was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger.

00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:03.639
She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:08.320
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:10.320
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

00:58:10.639 --> 00:58:14.480
Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin

00:58:14.480 --> 00:58:20.369
monkey. Shh, be very quiet. gonna listen in as

00:58:20.369 --> 00:58:22.789
rob the capuchin monkey tries to sell the rest

00:58:22.789 --> 00:58:25.650
of the capuchin monkeys amway rob has always

00:58:25.650 --> 00:58:28.989
dreamed of becoming a diamond status amway as

00:58:28.989 --> 00:58:52.289
a capuchin monkey Little did our hero Rob know.

00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.670
All the great apes owned stock in Sam's Club

00:58:55.670 --> 00:58:57.869
and became violently pissed off when he tried

00:58:57.869 --> 00:59:00.389
to infringe on their territory. They promptly

00:59:00.389 --> 00:59:02.570
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

00:59:02.570 --> 00:59:06.650
straight. Rob could not sit down. Hey, my fellow

00:59:06.650 --> 00:59:10.590
heavy breathers. This is Dash Riptide. Your music

00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:15.909
news. Got real quick music news for you tonight.

00:59:17.090 --> 00:59:19.670
Apparently on Ozzy Osbourne death certificate.

00:59:20.329 --> 00:59:24.210
It has, in the occupation department, rock legend.

00:59:24.889 --> 00:59:28.630
We could not agree more. This is Gash Riptine,

00:59:28.750 --> 00:59:32.090
and that was your music news. If it's too loud,

00:59:32.170 --> 00:59:41.610
you probably have ear damage, just like me. Hey

00:59:41.610 --> 00:59:44.449
there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand

00:59:44.449 --> 00:59:48.030
new feature news nobody gives a shit about. Punxsutawney

00:59:48.030 --> 01:00:03.150
fills. Babies are named Shadow and Sunny. Two

01:00:03.150 --> 01:00:05.210
douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here in

01:00:05.210 --> 01:00:07.250
the Kansas City vicinity at the Talk is Cheap

01:00:07.250 --> 01:00:24.840
studio. As Jessica Presadio drove on a freeway

01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:27.599
on September 15th in Los Angeles County, she

01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:30.800
heard a pop, then immediately experienced a sharp

01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:33.780
pain in her backside. Yes, like her rump, her

01:00:33.780 --> 01:00:38.880
ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yahoo News reported, Presadio

01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:42.780
said she thought she'd been shot, but when paramedics

01:00:42.780 --> 01:00:46.190
arrived, they saw that her left buttock... had

01:00:46.190 --> 01:00:48.710
been pierced by a metal rod that had come through

01:00:48.710 --> 01:00:51.829
the rear of her Ford Fusion and the driver's

01:00:51.829 --> 01:00:56.610
seat. I was so confused as to where the injury

01:00:56.610 --> 01:01:00.369
was coming from, Presadio said. Now recovering

01:01:00.369 --> 01:01:02.530
from the accident, she believes the rod must

01:01:02.530 --> 01:01:04.750
have fallen off the truck and urges drivers to

01:01:04.750 --> 01:01:08.289
secure their loads before hitting the road. And

01:01:08.289 --> 01:01:13.130
that's fucked up. This drive down the road, yeah.

01:01:13.659 --> 01:01:16.360
and somebody dropped, like, this huge rod. She

01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:19.199
ran it over, and it actually pierced through

01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:22.099
the bottom of her car and through her car seat

01:01:22.099 --> 01:01:26.539
and fucking pierced her left ass cheek. Wow.

01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:29.219
Yeah. That's a lot of force. That could have

01:01:29.219 --> 01:01:32.440
killed her. If that would have hit, I mean, needless

01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:34.340
to say, you know, because of the orifice in that

01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:36.500
area, if that would have hit her, like, a couple

01:01:36.500 --> 01:01:39.980
inches probably to the right, most likely, or

01:01:39.980 --> 01:01:42.360
left or whatever, that might have killed her.

01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:48.519
Probably. Wow. Yeah, that's fucked up. So, anyhow,

01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:50.539
that's all there was to that. I just wanted to

01:01:50.539 --> 01:01:56.920
give that story out because it was odd. All right,

01:01:56.940 --> 01:02:19.530
Rob, we turn to you. Okay. promoter AEG presents

01:02:19.530 --> 01:02:23.230
the 29 year old's concert on Saturday September

01:02:23.230 --> 01:02:30.469
27th through an official attendance of 112 ,408

01:02:30.469 --> 01:02:37.030
people wow Zach Bryan is a country artist oh

01:02:37.030 --> 01:02:39.349
ok well then that would explain the high audience

01:02:39.349 --> 01:02:46.719
total yes yes yes the record was artist George

01:02:46.719 --> 01:02:53.099
Strait, who performed to 110 ,905 people in Texas

01:02:53.099 --> 01:02:57.579
last year. Before that, it was held for several

01:02:57.579 --> 01:03:01.179
decades by the Grateful Dead, because they played

01:03:01.179 --> 01:03:09.619
to 107 ,019 people in New Jersey in 1977. There

01:03:09.619 --> 01:03:12.519
have been concerts in the U .S. that have attracted

01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:16.969
larger audiences, such as April. by the New York

01:03:16.969 --> 01:03:21.809
Philharmonic in Central Park in 1986 that drew

01:03:21.809 --> 01:03:30.929
an estimated crowd of 800 ,000. And Live 8, I

01:03:30.929 --> 01:03:34.269
think that was supposed to be Live 8, says Live

01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:51.070
8. Okay. Okay, wow. Michigan, yeah. Okay. Michigan

01:03:51.070 --> 01:03:53.329
Stadium is the largest stadium in the United

01:03:53.329 --> 01:03:56.710
States and is home to the University of Michigan's

01:03:56.710 --> 01:04:00.110
tallest football team. And it's known as the

01:04:00.110 --> 01:04:04.570
big house. Yeah, yeah, they are the biggest stadium

01:04:04.570 --> 01:04:07.829
around as far as I know, 115 ,000. And they sell

01:04:07.829 --> 01:04:11.030
out Michigan Wolverine football. They sell out.

01:04:11.170 --> 01:04:29.199
Right. Variety reports that the show also set

01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:32.739
a new record for merchandise sales in a single

01:04:32.739 --> 01:04:40.739
night by bringing in $5 million. Earlier this

01:04:40.739 --> 01:04:43.739
year, Brian completed a pair of music deals reportedly

01:04:43.739 --> 01:05:22.440
worth a total of $350 million. Okay. That's pretty

01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:27.760
cool. Yeah, it is. Very much so. Thank you, Rob.

01:05:29.579 --> 01:05:33.079
At a rehearsal on September 16th for an air show

01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:36.619
in Qincheng, China, two flying cars collided

01:05:36.619 --> 01:05:39.679
while performing difficult stunts, CNN reported.

01:05:40.059 --> 01:05:43.179
An electrical vertical takeoff and landing vehicles

01:05:43.179 --> 01:05:46.900
are intended to be part of a low -altitude economy

01:05:46.900 --> 01:05:51.630
in China, which includes flying taxis, drone

01:05:51.630 --> 01:05:55.329
deliveries, and other services below 3 ,000 meters.

01:05:57.170 --> 01:06:02.389
So, wow. So they're already doing this over there,

01:06:02.429 --> 01:06:06.369
Rob. They've already got this thing that we've

01:06:06.369 --> 01:06:08.789
been, we've got this promise that we've had for

01:06:08.789 --> 01:06:13.809
so long of flying cars and flying taxis and drones.

01:06:13.929 --> 01:06:16.030
Well, we have drones, but you know what I mean?

01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:19.030
They're already doing this over there. they have

01:06:19.030 --> 01:06:22.630
a full economy called low altitude economy. Is

01:06:22.630 --> 01:06:28.969
that something? That is pretty cool. Yeah. So

01:06:28.969 --> 01:06:31.489
they said that the vehicles collided because

01:06:31.489 --> 01:06:35.030
of insufficient spacing. All personnel at the

01:06:35.030 --> 01:06:37.750
scene are safe. However, an unidentified employee

01:06:37.750 --> 01:06:41.550
said one pilot sustained minor injuries in the

01:06:41.550 --> 01:06:47.869
accident. The two vehicles that hit each other,

01:06:48.269 --> 01:06:51.369
are actually for sale to the public. They were

01:06:51.369 --> 01:06:53.349
not demo models or anything like that. They're

01:06:53.349 --> 01:06:56.130
actually for sale to the public. People can buy

01:06:56.130 --> 01:06:59.610
these two. So what it was was it wasn't the vehicles

01:06:59.610 --> 01:07:02.590
that defaulted. It was insufficient spacing,

01:07:02.849 --> 01:07:04.769
which means that someone made a mathematical

01:07:04.769 --> 01:07:08.510
calculation that was wrong, and these two of

01:07:08.510 --> 01:07:10.690
them hit each other. Or one, you know, two of

01:07:10.690 --> 01:07:15.280
them hit each other. Interesting, because this

01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.320
is the stuff I wanted for a long time, is the

01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:19.780
flying cars and the taxis and all that, you know?

01:07:20.059 --> 01:07:24.579
You imagine calling an Uber and going, oh, hang

01:07:24.579 --> 01:07:26.519
on, I'm circling right above you. Are you there

01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:28.460
at the stop sign? Yeah, this is me standing right

01:07:28.460 --> 01:07:30.880
here with red briefcase. Oh, okay, there you

01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.119
are. I see you up there. Then they land right

01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:34.820
there and come get you. That'd be something,

01:07:34.840 --> 01:07:40.440
man. In a car. In a flying car. And also, look

01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:42.849
up the videos if you get a chance, Rob. They're

01:07:42.849 --> 01:07:45.409
really cool, the flying cars in China or whatever

01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:48.349
you want to call them. So, all right, Rob, we

01:07:48.349 --> 01:07:56.269
turn it to you. Okay, I have one. Now, this one's

01:07:56.269 --> 01:07:57.849
going to be a hard one because these names are

01:07:57.849 --> 01:08:00.489
hard as hell. Just say Babble Snatch if you're

01:08:00.489 --> 01:08:02.769
not sure. It's fine because that's what we do

01:08:02.769 --> 01:08:07.250
here. Okay, but, yeah, you can look it up. I'm

01:08:07.250 --> 01:08:48.000
sure it's on YouTube or wherever. Okay. Good

01:08:48.000 --> 01:09:27.930
night. Okay. Completing in the sixth fight of

01:09:27.930 --> 01:09:32.829
Babylon MMA 54 for the lightweight Tomaini Man.

01:09:35.949 --> 01:09:39.930
He knelt down and tapped several times as the

01:09:39.930 --> 01:10:23.470
bell sounded. He just tapped out as soon as it

01:10:23.470 --> 01:10:32.630
started, and that was it. Yeah. He hadn't been

01:10:32.630 --> 01:10:35.630
in very many fights. He was brutally stopped

01:10:35.630 --> 01:10:40.850
by Jacob Osaka just 28 seconds into a bare -knuckle

01:10:40.850 --> 01:10:48.090
MMA at Wotor 4. Uh -huh. He might be afraid of

01:10:48.090 --> 01:10:58.369
getting his ass kicked. I think so, after getting

01:10:58.369 --> 01:11:00.250
his ass beat, it sounds like. Maybe he's like,

01:11:00.289 --> 01:11:02.930
I don't want to go through that again. Yeah.

01:11:05.909 --> 01:11:10.510
Okay. But that's the last match on the card.

01:11:13.470 --> 01:11:16.569
Okay. That's weird, yeah. All right, thank you,

01:11:16.569 --> 01:11:21.289
Rob. Appreciate that. In Sechlight, Hungary,

01:11:21.409 --> 01:11:25.659
on September 6th, more than 20 teams... competed

01:11:25.659 --> 01:11:28.000
in the International Grave Digging Championship.

01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:33.699
Oddly Central reported. Oddly Central, I think,

01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:37.159
is an online thing. The contest is sponsored

01:11:37.159 --> 01:11:40.220
by Country's Association of Cemetery Operators

01:11:40.220 --> 01:11:46.020
and Maintainers, MTFE abbreviations, and is intended

01:11:46.020 --> 01:11:50.159
to raise the prestige of the profession. Teams

01:11:50.159 --> 01:11:53.439
of two must dig graves two meters long. 80 centimeters

01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:57.119
wide and 1 .6 meters deep within two hours, then

01:11:57.119 --> 01:11:59.260
shovel the dirt back into the holes to create

01:11:59.260 --> 01:12:02.619
a neat burial mound. Contestants are judged on

01:12:02.619 --> 01:12:05.399
speed, accuracy, and attention to detail. The

01:12:05.399 --> 01:12:11.800
Hungarian team of Laszlo's Kiss and Robert Nagy

01:12:11.800 --> 01:12:14.720
won the first prize for the second year in a

01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:17.199
row. The winners credited their success to the

01:12:17.199 --> 01:12:20.140
routine they developed in their daily work without...

01:12:21.520 --> 01:12:25.199
without any special training, said the MTFE.

01:12:25.619 --> 01:12:28.539
The Russian team came in last, blaming their

01:12:28.539 --> 01:12:32.279
performance on the hot weather. So it sounds

01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:36.000
about right, doesn't it? The Ruskies were bitching

01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:38.619
because it's too hot. Yeah, poor little guys.

01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:44.239
Anyhow, Rob, that's all in that one. I don't

01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:46.460
know where else to take it, so we turn it to

01:12:46.460 --> 01:13:03.819
you if you've got something. Okay. This is new.

01:13:04.699 --> 01:13:10.000
Speaking on Scissor Sisters singer Jack Shears,

01:13:10.079 --> 01:13:14.939
we're the music podcast. The 74 -year -old Rock

01:13:14.939 --> 01:13:17.380
and Roll Hall of Fame singer said the couple

01:13:17.380 --> 01:13:21.159
wed after more than three decades together. The

01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:24.359
decision, Halpert explained on the episode dated

01:13:24.359 --> 01:13:28.279
Wednesday, September 24th, came after years of

01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:34.860
hesitation rooted in his partner. conservative

01:14:18.210 --> 01:14:44.640
Cool. admitted he was gay quite a while ago actually

01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:48.880
right right and i remember hearing that back

01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:54.880
in like the early 80s um no well maybe probably

01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:58.079
about yeah probably about 83 something like that

01:14:58.079 --> 01:14:59.939
i remember hearing that from this guy that was

01:14:59.939 --> 01:15:03.159
in a rock band called shock they were a glam

01:15:03.159 --> 01:15:05.439
rock band when glam rock was just coming out

01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:08.970
you know and he worked down at 7th Heaven, and

01:15:08.970 --> 01:15:11.869
Davey and I was in there looking for import records

01:15:11.869 --> 01:15:15.409
and stuff like that, and different unique things,

01:15:15.630 --> 01:15:17.430
and he told us that, because we were talking

01:15:17.430 --> 01:15:19.289
about Judas Priest, like a new album was coming

01:15:19.289 --> 01:15:21.470
out or something, and he goes, man, he goes,

01:15:21.489 --> 01:15:23.069
I can't believe Rob Halford's gay, and we're

01:15:23.069 --> 01:15:25.710
like, what? He goes, yeah, he's gay, and we thought

01:15:25.710 --> 01:15:28.210
he was just full of shit, and then years later,

01:15:28.489 --> 01:15:30.750
30 years later, it was like, oh, wait a minute,

01:15:30.829 --> 01:15:35.329
he told us that a long time ago. So, hey, I just,

01:15:35.659 --> 01:15:38.920
It's weird how, like, there can be, like, a secret

01:15:38.920 --> 01:15:41.180
when so many people know. You know what I mean?

01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:50.619
Yeah. So, all right, let's see. Okay. Scotland

01:15:50.619 --> 01:15:53.899
scandal erupted at the World Stone Skimming Championship.

01:15:54.420 --> 01:15:56.939
United Press International reported on September

01:15:56.939 --> 01:15:59.899
16th. The stones used in the contest are required

01:15:59.899 --> 01:16:02.939
to be naturally occurring slate from the island

01:16:02.939 --> 01:16:06.229
of Eastdale. where the match takes place, but

01:16:06.229 --> 01:16:08.430
several contestants were found to be using stones

01:16:08.430 --> 01:16:11.090
that had been smoothed and shaped by a machine.

01:16:11.750 --> 01:16:14.750
Kyle Matthews, the Toss Master, said he contacted

01:16:14.750 --> 01:16:17.630
individuals who admitted their transgressions

01:16:17.630 --> 01:16:20.470
and I had to disqualify them. Matthews said the

01:16:20.470 --> 01:16:22.409
organizers are considering having competitors

01:16:22.409 --> 01:16:24.989
choose from already vetted stones in the future

01:16:24.989 --> 01:16:28.250
rather than providing their own. Jonathan Jennings

01:16:28.250 --> 01:16:30.750
of Kentucky became the first American to win

01:16:30.750 --> 01:16:36.350
at... the adult male category. Repeat champion

01:16:36.350 --> 01:16:38.770
Lucy Woods won the adult female championship.

01:16:39.850 --> 01:16:43.989
So, there you go. There's somebody that cheated

01:16:43.989 --> 01:16:49.930
on the stone skimming championship, but they

01:16:49.930 --> 01:16:52.229
caught him, which relieves me. What about you,

01:16:52.229 --> 01:16:56.529
Rob? Yes, definitely. I'm so glad they got caught.

01:16:56.710 --> 01:16:58.489
I mean, those people could not be a fugitive.

01:16:58.590 --> 01:17:03.100
They had to catch him, right? Right. Yes. All

01:17:03.100 --> 01:17:07.079
right, Rob, do you have something? You're going

01:17:07.079 --> 01:17:10.539
to have to give me a minute. My phone's jacking

01:17:10.539 --> 01:17:13.939
with me. Uh -oh. You want me to go into something?

01:17:14.859 --> 01:17:18.199
Yeah, do it. Okay, here we go. Okay, you got

01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:20.619
something? No, I've got to find the story I was

01:17:20.619 --> 01:17:26.840
going to do. Oh. Okay. Let's see. There it is.

01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:30.899
There it is. I got it. Okay. I'm going to heckle

01:17:30.899 --> 01:17:35.060
Will Smith. Sounds good to me. Well, I'm not

01:17:35.060 --> 01:17:37.260
echoing. I'm not reading it. Somebody else echoed

01:17:37.260 --> 01:17:41.359
it. Oh, okay. Scandal -scarred Will Smith is

01:17:41.359 --> 01:17:43.979
accused of getting jiggy with his latest video

01:17:43.979 --> 01:17:52.000
using AI to create a cheering audience. RadarOnline

01:17:52.000 --> 01:18:06.550
.com getting revealed. Okay. to promote it. Many

01:18:06.550 --> 01:18:10.029
fans are convinced that Smith, apparently not

01:18:10.029 --> 01:18:12.829
satisfied with the size of the crowds at his

01:18:12.829 --> 01:18:16.489
concerts, tinkered with a promotional video so

01:18:16.489 --> 01:18:20.510
it looks like the audience is bigger. The Summertime

01:18:20.510 --> 01:19:28.170
Rapper posted the message Another comment. It's

01:19:28.170 --> 01:19:32.970
over, bro. Just enjoy your retirement. Boy, they

01:19:32.970 --> 01:19:36.229
get right to it. They get right to it, don't

01:19:36.229 --> 01:19:40.489
they? Yeah, they do. This is the latest misstep

01:19:40.489 --> 01:19:44.609
from the once invincible box office powerhouse

01:19:44.609 --> 01:19:48.470
who's been on a steep downhill trajectory ever

01:19:48.470 --> 01:20:28.399
since Slapdick. Yep. Okay, yeah. It does sound

01:20:28.399 --> 01:20:31.199
like he's going downhill. Well, that, and he

01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:35.319
had that big thing where his wife, they have,

01:20:35.420 --> 01:20:37.659
like, an open relationship or some stuff, remember?

01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:39.840
Yeah, yeah. There was a bunch of stuff about

01:20:39.840 --> 01:20:41.560
that, and, like, she was, like, screwing around

01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:45.039
on him or something, and then she was like, he

01:20:45.039 --> 01:20:48.060
doesn't care or something like that, and everyone's

01:20:48.060 --> 01:20:49.340
kind of, like, turned their head and said, oh,

01:20:49.399 --> 01:20:52.520
what the hell's going on? Yeah, there's been

01:20:52.520 --> 01:20:54.779
a lot of stuff about that, too. And then the

01:20:54.779 --> 01:20:58.659
slap gate didn't help him any because his wife,

01:20:58.779 --> 01:21:01.920
Jada Pinkett, was like... The only reason he

01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:04.220
went up there and slapped... Shit, I forgot the

01:21:04.220 --> 01:21:07.260
guy's name now. The comedian. Chris Rock. Chris

01:21:07.260 --> 01:21:09.380
Rock, yeah. The only reason he did is because

01:21:09.380 --> 01:21:13.699
his wife, Jada Smith Pinkett or whatever, gave

01:21:13.699 --> 01:21:15.640
him the dirtiest look like, are you going to

01:21:15.640 --> 01:21:18.340
do something? And then he went up there and smacked

01:21:18.340 --> 01:21:20.180
him. Other than that, he was just going to sit

01:21:20.180 --> 01:21:23.210
there. And which it was a joke. He should have

01:21:23.210 --> 01:21:25.750
just sat there. You know, Chris Rock is a comedian.

01:21:25.909 --> 01:21:28.970
It's a fucking joke. And instead, because she

01:21:28.970 --> 01:21:31.270
gave him the dirty look like, hey, you know,

01:21:31.289 --> 01:21:33.310
you're not defending me. He felt like a little

01:21:33.310 --> 01:21:36.350
bitch that he, I think he is. He walked up there

01:21:36.350 --> 01:21:39.229
and slapped him. And he's lucky Chris Rock didn't

01:21:39.229 --> 01:21:41.149
beat his ass. Because I think Chris Rock could

01:21:41.149 --> 01:21:44.529
beat his ass. What do you think? Oh, I bet he

01:21:44.529 --> 01:21:50.460
could. Yeah. So. All right. I got it. I got one

01:21:50.460 --> 01:21:52.199
more story here, and if you got something after

01:21:52.199 --> 01:21:56.739
that, that's fine. It's 906. So thank you, Rob.

01:21:56.880 --> 01:22:00.600
Appreciate that. All right. Here's only one thing

01:22:00.600 --> 01:22:02.840
we love more than a new M &M flavor hitting the

01:22:02.840 --> 01:22:06.039
shelf, and that's multiple new M &M flavors hitting

01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:08.619
the shelves. We've been pretty lucky this year

01:22:08.619 --> 01:22:11.119
with white chocolate marshmallow crispy M &Ms

01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:13.979
returning after a two -year hiatus, along with

01:22:13.979 --> 01:22:16.460
the introduction of new cookies and cream and

01:22:16.460 --> 01:22:19.680
honey roasted peanut flavor M &Ms. How about

01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:24.600
those three, huh? That sounds real good to me.

01:22:25.479 --> 01:22:27.600
I'm looking for them already. I don't think they're

01:22:27.600 --> 01:22:29.359
out yet. I haven't found them anywhere. But as

01:22:29.359 --> 01:22:31.439
soon as I find them, I will be trying them. They

01:22:31.439 --> 01:22:34.659
sound great. So, all right, Rob, you got something?

01:22:35.939 --> 01:22:41.260
Yeah, I do. Catfish, the TV show, the hit MTV

01:22:41.260 --> 01:22:44.180
documentary series that tackled the realities

01:22:44.180 --> 01:22:47.699
and challenges of online dating, has been canceled

01:22:47.699 --> 01:22:52.149
after nine seasons. seasons. Based on the award

01:22:52.149 --> 01:22:56.109
-winning 2010 documentary directed by Neb Shulman's

01:22:56.109 --> 01:23:01.649
brother, Ariel Shulman, and Henry Kaus, Catfish,

01:23:01.829 --> 01:23:09.390
the TV show, premiered in 2012 on MTV and concluded

01:23:09.390 --> 01:23:14.590
its ninth season in July 2024. Neb Shulman and

01:23:14.590 --> 01:23:21.560
Max about the show's cancellation in a video

01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:28.119
posted on social media on September 22nd. Hey

01:23:28.119 --> 01:24:12.340
guys. Joseph Depard series as series co -host.

01:24:12.539 --> 01:24:17.819
Cammie Crawford joined as a permanent host halfway

01:24:17.819 --> 01:24:46.789
through season 7. Okay. Yeah, the show's over

01:24:46.789 --> 01:24:51.770
finally. Okay. I've watched it a few times. Yeah,

01:24:51.770 --> 01:24:54.890
it's okay. Yeah. It's not my favorite. It's not

01:24:54.890 --> 01:24:58.829
the worst. Okay. All right. Okay. All right.

01:24:58.850 --> 01:25:02.670
Thank you, Rob. You're welcome. Well, you want

01:25:02.670 --> 01:25:04.630
to end this or you want me to keep going with

01:25:04.630 --> 01:25:15.590
something? look here. I'm sure that I do. Okay.

01:25:16.390 --> 01:25:20.270
This is government at work. More than 50 animals,

01:25:20.409 --> 01:25:26.289
mostly cats and a few others. So let's see. Damn

01:25:26.289 --> 01:25:28.630
it. You know what? I can't do this one because

01:25:28.630 --> 01:25:35.329
it fucking smudged off. I apologize. Shit. Damn

01:25:35.329 --> 01:25:37.850
it. It smudged off and the next one did not print

01:25:37.850 --> 01:25:39.909
out. I didn't have a... I didn't take a look

01:25:39.909 --> 01:25:42.289
at this, so I apologize for that. Let's see.

01:25:44.289 --> 01:25:46.550
Here's one I think I got all of it on. Okay.

01:25:47.949 --> 01:25:50.989
All right. While burros of federally protected

01:25:50.989 --> 01:25:53.609
species are being targeted in inland California,

01:25:53.949 --> 01:25:56.649
the Associated Press reported on September 9th,

01:25:56.649 --> 01:25:59.970
a female burro... now called Cupid, was spotted

01:25:59.970 --> 01:26:03.989
with an arrow protruding from her right shoulder.

01:26:04.289 --> 01:26:06.750
Animal Services and Riverside County Sheriff's

01:26:06.750 --> 01:26:09.270
Department worked together to bring her in for

01:26:09.270 --> 01:26:12.170
emergency surgery. At least six donkeys have

01:26:12.170 --> 01:26:15.050
been shot with arrows since June. The Peaceful

01:26:15.050 --> 01:26:17.869
Valley Donkey Rescue Group said, The group is

01:26:17.869 --> 01:26:20.670
offering a $24 ,000 reward for information about

01:26:20.670 --> 01:26:22.710
who is shooting the donkeys. In the meantime,

01:26:22.930 --> 01:26:24.909
Cupid is recovering from surgery and will be

01:26:24.909 --> 01:26:27.329
returned to her herd when she returns. when she

01:26:27.329 --> 01:26:31.649
gets better enough to be left out there. And

01:26:31.649 --> 01:26:33.670
this goes back to what we were saying before.

01:26:33.890 --> 01:26:35.770
You're talking about the squirrel that was saved.

01:26:35.930 --> 01:26:38.550
People that do that are fucking psychopaths.

01:26:38.590 --> 01:26:40.970
They're worthless. Anyone that would go around

01:26:40.970 --> 01:26:43.369
and shoot wild burros with arrows for the fuck

01:26:43.369 --> 01:26:47.970
of it, they need to eat their arrow. Someone

01:26:47.970 --> 01:26:49.850
needs to take that arrow and shove it up their

01:26:49.850 --> 01:26:52.750
fucking ass. I mean, I hate people that abuse

01:26:52.750 --> 01:26:57.840
animals, and especially like that. Anyhow, you

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know what? Let's not end on a bad note. Chiefs

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won. Great game. Beat the shit out of Baltimore.

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It's going to be interesting because we're going

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to listen for all these excuses now, and everybody's

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going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they

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had so many injuries and all this stuff. It doesn't

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matter. The Chiefs are 2 -2, Baltimore 1 -3.

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The Chiefs are one game out of first place. They

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are solely in second place, one game behind the

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Chargers, and they play the Chargers again this

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season at home. So everybody, fucking cool down

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a bit there. Fucking settle down, because this

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is a long season, and guess what? We're used

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to going there. So fuck every one of you fucking

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idiots that have been mouthing off constantly,

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like the skip -tards and all those idiots, the

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talking fools. Just wait. Wait until the end

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of December, and then you get back to us. Anyhow.

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Anyhow, thank you everybody for listening. Hi,

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Hicksville. Hi, Albuquerque. Hi, Grandma Opal.

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Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Love everybody. Hi, everybody.

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Have a good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like

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the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea

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and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes.

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They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.