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Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, this is Dash Riptide,

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your music news. Hey, this is Dash Riptide here.

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I thought I'd let you all know, all you music

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fans, that I pre -ordered the Aussie book, brand

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a fan. This is Dash Riptide, and that was your

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music news. If it's too loud, you probably have

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ear damage, just like me. All right. We're going,

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we're off to... Sports bastards eating muffins

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right now. Yeah. Yum, yum, yum, yum. I've got

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a banana nut. And I've got a wild blueberry.

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Yeah. And it is wild. Oh my God, I opened it

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up and it went crazy. So... Isn't that a series

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of videos, Muffins Gone Wild? Yeah, I think so.

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Yeah. I believe so. Alrighty then. Okay. Big

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weekend, huh? Yeah. I have a bunch of little

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things I'd like to talk about if you want to

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go into any of them. Yeah. Okay. Fire them at

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me. Okay, Rasheed Rice can now join the practice

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squad with a cheat. This isn't bullet points.

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I got bullet points for later. This is just topics

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I think we need to discuss. Yeah. Okay, so Rice

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can join their practice per their agreement with

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NFL. He'll be available week seven versus the

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Raiders. Oh, good. So what do you think of that?

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I guess that's the way it goes now. I thought

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it was still the old system where they had zero

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contact and their suspension was gone, but this

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really does seem to be a better way, especially

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for the player. because if he comes back from

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a dead stop of not being with the team, doing

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nothing, he's not going to be useful right off

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the bat. And also I appreciate it too because

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he was injured last year. True, true, true. He's

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going to need that extra to be in practice. Yeah,

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when it comes to the bottom line, the NFL wants

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everyone to succeed and everything to succeed.

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So they're going to help Chiefs succeed just

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like they're – helping the Dolphins and the Jacksonville

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Jaguars and everybody else. Yeah. They want everybody

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to succeed and make a ton of money. They would

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love to see Mahomes' firepower show. Yeah. Because

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that puts butts in seats. Even though there's

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a lot of... overexposure to Mahomes and the Chiefs

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right now, there's still a lot of value to these

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awesome Mahomes highlights if they start coming

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in. The wizardry between him and Thornton now.

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Oh, yeah. Gosh. Thornton. We'll get to him here

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in a little bit. Well, let's do it right now.

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Okay. Brett Beach is a wizard. Yeah. He signed

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Taequann Thornton, who the Patriots cut him.

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Taekwon has looked like an Xavier Worthy in the

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making. Very much. Taekwon looks like a thousand

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yard guy. He certainly has the ability. And it

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looks like he's going to push somebody down lower

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on the depth chart pretty soon. Yep. And Juju

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was brought back. He was here before and went

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to the Patriots. Yep. And came back. So this

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not only shows the Patriots as boobs, but it

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also shows Brett Veach as the wizard that he

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is. No one else thought they would go over there

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and look at Taekwon. No one else did. I remember

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the Chiefs have now transitioned. I remember

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when they used to get everyone's cast off. You

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know, some guy who's really kind of used up.

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Now we're getting players that other teams don't

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realize what they have. That is a so much better

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way to do it. overpaying for Andre Rison. Ty

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Law. And Ty Law, that's a good example. Yeah.

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We now get them in their prime. Yeah. We don't

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get them as an afterthought like, well, who the

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hell's going to sign them? Yeah. Well, there's

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only a couple teams that done. Chiefs are one

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of them. Not anymore. And then we have an opportunity

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to re -sign them for not an enormous contract,

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a decent one, because they like it here. Players

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tend to like it here. They do. They get treated

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very well. I know the Chiefs get low ratings

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in the players' report cards at the end of the

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year, but those specific areas. But overall,

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the players love living in Kansas City area because

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it's so much lower pressure in a lot of places.

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That's why Lenny Dawson lived out his life here.

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Yep. And George Brett is doing the same. Yep.

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I mean. George Brett was a California boy. Came

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from California, loved it over there, admitted

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to loving it. Lenny Dawson was from Pennsylvania.

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Yeah, and he loved it there. Yeah. But the thing

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is, is they both swore, I'm not leaving Kansas

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City. And that's because this is their home.

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And the reason it's their home is for a lot of

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different reasons. But one of them is the love

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affair between the fans and the players. It's

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so much. than the relationship that a lot of

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other towns have with their players. Mm -hmm.

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We're not so much the what have you done for

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me lately. Yeah. You know, George Brett has not

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been playing in 30 -some years. But it doesn't

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matter. People know what he's done. They love

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the guy. They love what he's about. And if they

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see him out in public, they don't mob him. They'll

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leave him alone in a restaurant. Yeah. I saw

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him in a store not too long ago. And he was signing

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the firefighters. He was signing some of their

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gear. Yeah, that was really cool. And he was

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talking to them. And here's something that got

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me is he thanked them. George Brett thanked them

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for their service. Well, heck yeah. Yeah, I thought

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that was classy. I'm like, you know, here's this

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guy in the Baseball Hall of Fame. He didn't have

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to do any of that. It's good to acknowledge that

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as awesome as baseball and football and all these

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other sports are, They really are just entertainment.

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Oh, yeah. And also, George Brett, he used to

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be kind of a feisty guy. Yes, he did. Kind of

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a drinker. Kind of a, oh, would you call him

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somewhat of a loose cannon? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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I heard vague stories about him. For a while,

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I worked at the Argentine station, Postal Service

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KCK. And at that time, the Argentine station

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delivered to Lake Quivira, which is where George

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Brett lived. Uh -huh. and the rural carriers

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would get all sorts of stories from the other

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residents of Lake Quivira about George Brett's

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wild parties and having to call the cops on George

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Brett. That's fucking awesome. So... People out

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at 3 a .m. in their underwear fucking shooting

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skeet. Yeah. I don't know. So when they complain

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to the mailman about it, you've got to figure

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it's probably true. Yeah, probably so. Yeah.

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Probably so. So... You know what, there's some

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other stories I could go into about some people

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that are famous around here, people I know that

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have worked for him or done stuff for him, but

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you know what, that's for another one. Okay.

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But not today. Okay, so, Brett Beach, what a

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wizard. Yeah. I mean, really, he always constantly

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does this. You'll find Kedarious Tony. Yeah.

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Trashy. Yeah. I don't know. Look for the smallest

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penis around. That's who's doing it. That's it

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right there. Sorry about your penis. It's small

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and it don't work right. That's right. So you

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keep making that noise, tough guy. Sorry about

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your dick. Sorry about your thimble. I hope it

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gets bigger. He's packing a gherkin. Yeah. Packing

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a Tootsie Roll like P. Diddy. You're middle -aged.

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Well, he's got a peach Tootsie Roll. Well, that's

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true. Yeah, that's true. Or I assume. I mean,

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I don't know. That makes it possible. You know

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what? I don't want to know. You know what? That's

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good. All right, so we agree. Brett Beach. Yeah.

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Fucking genius. Amazing. I mean, we could go

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on and on with, like, his acquisitions and stuff

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that he's done. Like, he'll get a player off

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the practice squad, keep him, and then trade

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him back to the same team he stole him from.

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Yep. I mean. Yeah, it's amazing. He gets these

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little ancillary draft picks and does something

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with them. Yeah, and it's also the people you

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let go at the right time. Yes. Rather than paying

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them. For Jarius Sneed, I was so up in arms about

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letting him go. It looks like we probably made

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the right move on that. I think so, and Tyreek

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Hill definitely. Tyreek Hill without a doubt.

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We definitely got rid of him at the right time.

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We dodged a bullet on Tyreek Hill. I think so.

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I doubt we would have had the cohesive team.

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To win all these Super Bowls if Tyreek Hill was

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still here being discontent. Think of all the

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people that we got from that trade. I mean, Carl

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Loftus is one of them. Reed, isn't it? Justin

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Reed. We had to let him go, didn't we? Yeah,

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we signed him away from the Texans. Yeah, that's

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right. It wasn't Justin Reed. McDuffie. Yeah.

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There's so many more. There's so many of the

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safeties in the backfield that we got. From that

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trade. Yeah. I think we received all in all that

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trade with the draft picks we had. We had like

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nine draft picks possibly, something like that.

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It was something enormous, yeah. Yeah. And with

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that, most of them panned out. So a thing that

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I would like to see now is, okay, Jalen Royals,

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I think is his name, right? Yeah. Okay. They

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are touting him as like a real guy. I hope so.

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They're saying this guy's fast, elusive, and

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has great hands. Perfect. So we're going to get

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a chance to probably see him in the next three

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games because there's three more games before

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Rasheed comes back. Thornton, I think, has probably

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earned himself a spot. Oh, yeah. So the feeding

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table is starting to look a little bit more narrow.

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Yeah. So with all that being said, I go to this.

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Travis Kelsey had another altercation with Coach

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Reed. Yep. It looked like Reed came up and shoulder

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checked Travis. That was awesome. He did. And

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whatever he said was not nice. No. Get your head

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out of your wedding plans and back in the game.

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I think that's what looked to me like that was

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said was like, Travis, you're going to have to

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quit this bullshit. Otherwise, you're not going

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to be in the starting lineup. Quit being a celebrity

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and be a freaking football player. Yeah. Yes.

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And Andy Reid, whenever he does show emotion,

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watch out. Yeah. He was not happy. Matter of

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fact, you see all the AI generated of him knocking

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Kelsey out. Oh, gosh, it's funnier than that.

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That's funny. One of the body slams in Hulk Hogan

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style. Another one, he fucking curb kicks him.

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Another one he punches him out. Just look it

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up. A .I. Andy Reid beating the shit out of Travis

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Kelce. That's going to be awesome. Something

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I picked up on. Well, let's go back to what you

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were talking about, the receivers. Oh, yeah.

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I think we should get – I really hope the Chiefs

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decide to let Xavier Worthy rest as long as he

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needs to because we don't need him to hurry back.

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At this point, we do. not need him to hurry back.

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I think that's probably the plan now. I think

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so. I think what they're doing is saying, you

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know, we'll week to week. We were hoping he'd

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play. It's all a cover story to keep you interested.

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They know he's going to be out a while longer.

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But they're teasing everyone each week. Oh, he

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might play. Oh, gee, no. Well, I would like to

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think that we have the Ravens coming up next.

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The Ravens, I don't even know if there's people

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out there on defense sometimes. I know. They

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look so bad. That was kind of surprising. They

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played John Harbaugh's much more short up than

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that. Yeah. What were you saying? I watched the

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second half of that game. I tuned in when there

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was 14 all. And I would say Baltimore played

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not as well as they usually do, not by any shot.

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They haven't been. I mean, look at the game they

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lost against Buffalo. Yeah. They fucked that

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completely up. Buffalo didn't necessarily win

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it. They handed it to them. I'm sorry, I think.

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I was going to say, Detroit wasn't necessarily

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playing all that great either, but they were

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pretty evenly matched in their mediocre play,

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and then Detroit got some good breaks. They punched

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that ball out of Derrick Henry's arms. Derrick

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Henry, that's going to be a problem with him.

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Oh, yeah. You can tell it's getting to him. It's

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the third one this year that he... The first

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one lost the game for him with Buffalo. Yep.

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The second one, I don't think they scored on

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the second one last week, but this week was definitely

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a mess -up. I mean, Derrick Henry, I mean, he's

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still a great runner, but, man, he's got to get

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this thing figured out. Not that I care. No.

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I just assume us punching the ball out. Well,

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the Chiefs are really good at punching the ball

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out. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Yeah, but

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it did not seem like the usual Baltimore team,

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and I could see a lot of frustration on Lamar

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Jackson's face, the sidelines. Would have to

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be. Another thing I noticed, I almost always

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see Lamar Jackson either with his helmet on or

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a still photograph, whatever, but last night

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he was there sitting on the bench with his helmet

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off. He has put on a whole lot more muscle in

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his head and his face. It looks like the guy

00:14:29.769 --> 00:14:32.169
has gotten beefier. It looks beefier than he

00:14:32.169 --> 00:14:34.970
usually does in his pictures, but I think he's

00:14:34.970 --> 00:14:39.909
put on a lot of strength and muscle mass. A lot

00:14:39.909 --> 00:14:43.610
of it I call the Mahomes effect. Do you have

00:14:43.610 --> 00:14:47.340
a top dog in the AFC? I don't care what the critics,

00:14:47.500 --> 00:14:51.960
whoever, the little skip -tards, all those dumbasses,

00:14:52.019 --> 00:14:54.899
whatever they say. All of the people that are

00:14:54.899 --> 00:14:58.259
there playing know who they aspire to and who

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is the guy. That guy is Patrick Mahomes, number

00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:06.700
15. They know it. Kansas City knows it. Now,

00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:08.799
I don't care what any of the fucking whoever's

00:15:08.799 --> 00:15:13.480
say. Those guys don't play the game. You have

00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.899
Lamar Jackson wanting to beat the holes. Yeah.

00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:18.419
How's he going to do that? He doesn't have all

00:15:18.419 --> 00:15:21.639
the God -given talent of the arm. Yeah. Running,

00:15:21.740 --> 00:15:24.019
yes. Oh, my God. And he's a good passer, too.

00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:27.580
He's much better than he used to be. And he could

00:15:27.580 --> 00:15:29.899
win a Super Bowl very easily. Yeah, definitely.

00:15:30.100 --> 00:15:34.580
But he has people in his way. Yeah. If we don't

00:15:34.580 --> 00:15:37.799
get him, usually Buffalo gets him. Yeah. That's

00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:40.039
true. Yeah. It's kind of like you're the third

00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:42.519
out of the top three, and they don't really have

00:15:42.519 --> 00:15:46.639
hope. of ascending to the top, too. It's like

00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.279
a three -way. Someone's always underserved. Yeah.

00:15:52.299 --> 00:15:54.299
Yeah, Baltimore's waiting for the money shot

00:15:54.299 --> 00:15:58.700
going, how come I never get it? This is bullshit.

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I waited for ten minutes. That's okay, Baltimore.

00:16:01.340 --> 00:16:02.919
You just go over there and run the video camera.

00:16:03.019 --> 00:16:04.440
We'll be done in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:05.940 --> 00:16:08.700
Go over there and play Bob Crane. Yep. Was that

00:16:08.700 --> 00:16:15.200
his name? Yes. Bob Crane. Yeah, Hogan. Same thing.

00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:17.960
Same thing. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, filming and

00:16:17.960 --> 00:16:23.399
all that. Both dead. Yes. But I feel for the

00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.700
Baltimore faithful and for the Baltimore players

00:16:25.700 --> 00:16:29.980
because they are good enough to win a Super Bowl.

00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:32.179
You know, they've been good enough to win a Super

00:16:32.179 --> 00:16:34.840
Bowl, but something always gets in the way or

00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:39.220
lets them down or happens. I don't think it's

00:16:39.220 --> 00:16:41.740
something Baltimore's doing wrong. It's just

00:16:41.740 --> 00:16:44.320
there's more they could do, I think. Yeah, it's

00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:51.679
just like the runners -up that can't get past.

00:16:52.139 --> 00:16:55.899
I mean, it's just the top two were the top two

00:16:55.899 --> 00:16:59.720
solid, and that would be Kansas City and the

00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:02.559
Bills. Those are the top two solid in the AFC.

00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:07.019
So they just can't get, they can't. whittle themselves

00:17:07.019 --> 00:17:11.619
into that second or first seed ever because they're

00:17:11.619 --> 00:17:15.140
always missing something, and I think some of

00:17:15.140 --> 00:17:17.539
it is the quarterback. And part of the problem

00:17:17.539 --> 00:17:23.200
is this. Okay, Lamar Jackson will run. He'll

00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:27.299
run on a dime. Yep. Josh Allen, you have to provoke

00:17:27.299 --> 00:17:30.940
him. Yeah. He trusts his arm, and he knows his

00:17:30.940 --> 00:17:33.099
arm is his strength, even though he can run and

00:17:33.099 --> 00:17:35.839
he's huge. Yeah. But he stays in there, and his

00:17:35.839 --> 00:17:38.819
first idea on everything is, I've got to pass

00:17:38.819 --> 00:17:42.380
this ball to this guy. He only runs whenever

00:17:42.380 --> 00:17:45.960
it's an absolute necessity. And I noticed a couple

00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:48.799
of times last night, Lamar Jackson was not able

00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:50.759
to sense the pressure running behind him. No,

00:17:50.759 --> 00:17:53.140
that kind of surprised me. Yeah, and he was running

00:17:53.140 --> 00:17:54.720
like he thought, okay, I've got all the time

00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:57.880
in this splat. No, he doesn't. Oh, no, they haven't.

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They were sacking him really hard and good. I

00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:02.079
mean, they're throwing him on the ground. So

00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:04.200
there's something there. There's something missing.

00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:06.400
He used to sense that pressure a lot better.

00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:08.440
Oh, he used to be able to run out of the pocket.

00:18:08.539 --> 00:18:11.500
Is he getting older? Is that it? A lot of wear

00:18:11.500 --> 00:18:13.119
and tear. He's definitely getting older, but

00:18:13.119 --> 00:18:16.740
it's also he's probably just so fed up of having

00:18:16.740 --> 00:18:18.640
to do this over and over again. He's like, damn

00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:20.599
it, we practiced these plays. Why aren't they

00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:22.829
working? Oh, that would be – these are supposed

00:18:22.829 --> 00:18:25.029
to work. That would be very frustrating. Yeah,

00:18:25.029 --> 00:18:26.750
why do I have to keep running out of – why do

00:18:26.750 --> 00:18:29.089
we bother to put this play in if it's not going

00:18:29.089 --> 00:18:34.690
to work? Yeah. Lamar Jackson's age. He's 28.

00:18:35.750 --> 00:18:37.930
That's not bad. That's like when the Chiefs threw

00:18:37.930 --> 00:18:41.369
backwards to Pacheco twice in the game. Oh, I

00:18:41.369 --> 00:18:44.089
know. And it was a fumble both times. It was

00:18:44.089 --> 00:18:45.589
just the first time they couldn't figure it out

00:18:45.589 --> 00:18:47.450
in time. The second time, yeah, he figured it

00:18:47.450 --> 00:18:48.490
out in time. Yeah, he figured it out in time.

00:18:48.490 --> 00:18:52.009
Yeah. But they did it again. It's a stupid backwards

00:18:52.009 --> 00:18:55.589
pass. It's like Chiefs, screw the gimmick plays,

00:18:55.769 --> 00:18:59.789
screw the fancy motion stuff, just get better

00:18:59.789 --> 00:19:02.670
at, like, running for three yards and passing

00:19:02.670 --> 00:19:05.250
for seven or eight. The gimmick plays need to

00:19:05.250 --> 00:19:07.490
be safe from Mahomes pulling it out of his ass.

00:19:07.670 --> 00:19:10.430
Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Because that's when he's

00:19:10.430 --> 00:19:12.730
the best anyhow. The one that's rehearsed, it

00:19:12.730 --> 00:19:15.109
looks to me like he's not so good at. The one

00:19:15.109 --> 00:19:18.190
that he's just, like, running for his life and...

00:19:18.490 --> 00:19:20.589
Going, okay, where, where, where, where? Oh,

00:19:20.589 --> 00:19:24.049
okay, hey, Thornton's open. A guy's tackling

00:19:24.049 --> 00:19:26.230
him. He's in midair, throws it to him, barely

00:19:26.230 --> 00:19:29.170
gets it to him. That is what Mahomes is built

00:19:29.170 --> 00:19:32.750
of. Not the, okay, I'm going to pitch it to him.

00:19:32.769 --> 00:19:34.349
He's going to pitch it back to me. I'm going

00:19:34.349 --> 00:19:36.630
to run over here. I'm going to act like I'm pitching

00:19:36.630 --> 00:19:39.869
it to the slant. Instead, I'm going long. And

00:19:39.869 --> 00:19:42.289
then we run around in a circle before we line

00:19:42.289 --> 00:19:44.410
up and all that. You know what it looks like

00:19:44.410 --> 00:19:48.150
to me is pandering to the crowd. And the viewing

00:19:48.150 --> 00:19:50.890
audience at home. We don't care so much about

00:19:50.890 --> 00:19:53.069
winning the game. We're just going to show you

00:19:53.069 --> 00:19:55.170
something fun so you'll smile and buy a ticket

00:19:55.170 --> 00:19:56.970
next week. What do they call it? Ring Around

00:19:56.970 --> 00:19:59.170
the Rosie or something like that? Okay. That

00:19:59.170 --> 00:20:02.970
was designed because the Raiders did their little

00:20:02.970 --> 00:20:06.950
victory lap around Arrowhead. And that was to

00:20:06.950 --> 00:20:09.170
mock them and make fun of them. Yeah. It worked

00:20:09.170 --> 00:20:10.890
so well they brought it back in the Super Bowl.

00:20:11.430 --> 00:20:16.470
And it didn't work so well. No. And probably

00:20:16.470 --> 00:20:18.710
as soon as they saw it, all of Philadelphia's

00:20:18.710 --> 00:20:22.230
eyes lit up. Yeah. Hey, we looked at this one

00:20:22.230 --> 00:20:27.210
10 minutes ago. Yeah, that was on every highlight

00:20:27.210 --> 00:20:29.849
reel, and I'm not so sure that wasn't a – well,

00:20:30.029 --> 00:20:32.089
we won that one, but, I mean, that wasn't such

00:20:32.089 --> 00:20:35.130
a great idea to try to repeat that. That should

00:20:35.130 --> 00:20:37.109
have been a one and done. It worked okay, good,

00:20:37.230 --> 00:20:41.150
put it in the books, mark it off. Yeah. So what

00:20:41.150 --> 00:20:45.579
about Kelsey? Man, he's not focused. It's like

00:20:45.579 --> 00:20:48.480
last year. His head's not there. He's got too

00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:50.900
much else going on. He's doubting his own abilities.

00:20:51.640 --> 00:20:54.619
Oh, without a doubt. He's second and triple and

00:20:54.619 --> 00:21:00.559
quadruple guessing himself. It's a mess. Okay,

00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:02.859
I want to go a step further with this. Okay.

00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:07.559
What's the answer? Sit him a week. Sit him a

00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:10.079
week and try to revise that, try to get that

00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:13.039
hunger, that passion again? I think that's a

00:21:13.039 --> 00:21:16.720
great idea. Under no circumstances does he go

00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:20.019
in the game. Pick a game, deactivate him, don't

00:21:20.019 --> 00:21:22.279
let him on the sideline. Put him up in a booth

00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:25.720
somewhere with Taylor. Sit up here and tell me

00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:27.819
which we'd rather have. You want this, sitting

00:21:27.819 --> 00:21:29.720
up here with Taylor and being a celebrity? You

00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:31.519
want to be down there on the field catching passes

00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:34.380
and winning games. Make a decision now. I like

00:21:34.380 --> 00:21:36.980
that. You can do everything you want with Taylor

00:21:36.980 --> 00:21:41.230
after the season. But make your choice now. Well,

00:21:41.289 --> 00:21:43.670
this in tandem with him admitting that he was

00:21:43.670 --> 00:21:46.509
distracted last season. Yeah. I am still furious

00:21:46.509 --> 00:21:49.549
over that. I know. You screw up our Super Bowl

00:21:49.549 --> 00:21:52.410
chances because you're distracted? Yeah. No.

00:21:53.109 --> 00:21:55.549
No, no, no. That doesn't hold water. You step

00:21:55.549 --> 00:21:58.309
down. Google News tried to tempt me with a fake

00:21:58.309 --> 00:22:02.759
story a couple days ago that showed some... stock

00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:05.720
photo of Kelsey and saying, Travis Kelsey admits

00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:09.140
he's totally distracted by wedding plans. And

00:22:09.140 --> 00:22:13.119
then the goofy, gushy comment supposedly from

00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:16.119
Travis Kelsey about how excited he is for a big

00:22:16.119 --> 00:22:19.519
wedding. It's like, this is such bullshit. There's

00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:24.500
nothing real about any of this. Oh, yeah. It's

00:22:24.500 --> 00:22:28.259
just like that one last year when the Bills beat

00:22:28.259 --> 00:22:31.089
us in the regular season. And they had that one

00:22:31.089 --> 00:22:34.890
of Taylor Swift throwing her panties at Josh

00:22:34.890 --> 00:22:37.769
Allen. I wonder how many people believe that.

00:22:37.930 --> 00:22:41.430
Probably a few. Yeah. I saw it. I saw it. It

00:22:41.430 --> 00:22:45.950
was on there. Yep. All right. I like that idea

00:22:45.950 --> 00:22:50.829
a lot. The Bengals. Oh, my gosh. What has happened

00:22:50.829 --> 00:22:53.230
to the Bengals? Oh, my God. They got hammered.

00:22:53.230 --> 00:22:57.930
They gave up 44 points. Parts and wins. Yeah.

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For the Vikings. Hey there, slap nuts. It's time

00:23:04.079 --> 00:23:09.539
for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin

00:23:09.539 --> 00:23:12.259
seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your music

00:23:12.259 --> 00:23:15.680
news. This November, Bad Company will be inducted

00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:18.319
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Only two

00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:21.220
of the band's original members remain, Paul Rogers,

00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:24.819
the singer, and drummer Simon Kirk, the latter

00:23:24.819 --> 00:23:26.660
of which said the odds of them performing at

00:23:26.660 --> 00:23:29.880
the ceremony are very good. It's not a definite

00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:33.000
just yet, though. I don't know. I know that we've

00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:34.980
been approached to play a couple of songs Kirk

00:23:34.980 --> 00:23:37.240
recently explained to Defenders of the Faith

00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:40.000
podcast. I've spoken with Paul. Paul's health,

00:23:40.099 --> 00:23:42.720
as you know, is not good. But I think I'm crossing

00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.880
my fingers that we will be able to play at least

00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:47.660
one song. I don't know what that is yet, and

00:23:47.660 --> 00:23:49.319
I don't even know who's going to be inducting

00:23:49.319 --> 00:23:54.140
us yet. Simon, we hope you are correct. We would

00:23:54.140 --> 00:23:57.400
love to hear one last song from you, too. This

00:23:57.400 --> 00:24:00.500
is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news.

00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:07.859
And remember, bar chords are bullshit. 172 yards

00:24:07.859 --> 00:24:12.099
and two touchdowns. My. Yeah, that's Carson Wentz,

00:24:12.099 --> 00:24:14.140
the guy that couldn't do anything here last year.

00:24:14.299 --> 00:24:19.119
Yep. What the hell? Man. Yeah. It really makes

00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:22.220
you kind of think that the Cincinnati Bengals,

00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:25.799
as an offensive team, is Joe Burrow. That's it.

00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:28.599
And without him, you just kind of got nothing.

00:24:29.140 --> 00:24:31.519
Higgins and Chase should give them half his paycheck.

00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:35.039
Yeah. Half of their paycheck, yeah. Yeah. And

00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:37.259
that's all on the front office. If that's what

00:24:37.259 --> 00:24:39.380
they're doing, it's like, okay, we got Joe Burrow

00:24:39.380 --> 00:24:41.940
and these two receivers, and then that's it.

00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:44.400
Yeah, that's it. That's all they can get because

00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:46.539
they've demanded so much money. And Hendrickson.

00:24:47.130 --> 00:24:50.069
It was so weird to watch Cincinnati run the ball

00:24:50.069 --> 00:24:53.509
on first down over and over and over, and it

00:24:53.509 --> 00:24:56.690
never worked. The Vikings knew exactly what was

00:24:56.690 --> 00:24:59.849
coming, a run on first down, and they just blasted

00:24:59.849 --> 00:25:01.990
that guy. He had like eight carries for four

00:25:01.990 --> 00:25:04.289
yards at one point or something like that. And

00:25:04.289 --> 00:25:05.849
you know where a lot of this stemmed from. Jake

00:25:05.849 --> 00:25:10.869
Browning gave two interceptions. Yeah. So would

00:25:10.869 --> 00:25:12.970
you say that the Bengals are in trouble already?

00:25:14.130 --> 00:25:17.180
Yes, they are. They shouldn't be, but yes, they

00:25:17.180 --> 00:25:19.099
are. I thought the Chiefs were the ones in trouble.

00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:22.579
No, no, no, no. I'm telling you, no. Hey, the

00:25:22.579 --> 00:25:24.440
Bengals, don't they have a better record than

00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:26.720
us? They're 2 -1. They're 2 -1. And we're 1 -2,

00:25:26.779 --> 00:25:29.359
but the Bengals look like they need help. Oh,

00:25:29.420 --> 00:25:31.920
they look like hammered dog shit. Man. And that

00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:34.880
injury that Burrow has is not an easy one to

00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:36.819
get over. No, it really isn't. And I'll be surprised

00:25:36.819 --> 00:25:39.980
if he's ready in December, honestly. Yeah. That

00:25:39.980 --> 00:25:42.319
thing is the type of thing that if you re -aggravate

00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:45.880
it, it's the same as what it was. Yes, yes. It's

00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:48.039
like picking the scab off. Yeah, picking the

00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:50.460
scab off and you're bleeding again. So it's not

00:25:50.460 --> 00:25:53.119
a very good thing to have. Yeah, there's no way

00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:55.799
he can plant on that foot with that toe like

00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:58.099
that. Just no way. And if he tries, it'll just

00:25:58.099 --> 00:26:02.500
set back his recovery. So when he has to completely

00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:05.539
heal, then he can start working out and getting

00:26:05.539 --> 00:26:08.200
in football shape again. I don't see it. I don't

00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:10.890
either. Again, I think they're telling the Cincinnati

00:26:10.890 --> 00:26:13.829
fans three months and he'll be back just because

00:26:13.829 --> 00:26:15.950
they want to keep Hope alive. They just want

00:26:15.950 --> 00:26:18.769
to keep Hope alive. But they know he's not. If

00:26:18.769 --> 00:26:21.210
he does come back in three months, he'll be crap

00:26:21.210 --> 00:26:24.369
next year too. Because he won't be healed. No,

00:26:24.369 --> 00:26:27.250
I know. Watch out, Chicago. You're getting ready

00:26:27.250 --> 00:26:31.390
to get a new team. That could be. Yeah, Chicago

00:26:31.390 --> 00:26:36.430
South. The Southland penises. Southside dicks.

00:26:39.240 --> 00:26:44.519
All right. All right. That was all I had of those

00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:47.079
points of interest or whatever. I have bullet

00:26:47.079 --> 00:26:49.039
points, but you probably have some stuff you

00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:54.180
want to get to. Get me. What are we thinking

00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:58.059
on Caleb Williams now? Shit. Yeah, it's just

00:26:58.059 --> 00:27:00.859
he looks like he's been ruined by Chicago, just

00:27:00.859 --> 00:27:02.279
like they ruined quarterbacks. It's a graveyard.

00:27:02.599 --> 00:27:05.240
Yeah, it's a graveyard of quarterbacks. Trubisky,

00:27:05.299 --> 00:27:08.289
Fields. Go ahead and put Williams in there, too.

00:27:08.369 --> 00:27:10.410
As a matter of fact, like we talked about, I

00:27:10.410 --> 00:27:12.730
think the NFL needs to forbid them from ever

00:27:12.730 --> 00:27:15.789
drafting a quarterback in the first four rounds.

00:27:15.930 --> 00:27:17.650
I think so. They're going to go, look, you're

00:27:17.650 --> 00:27:20.390
just going to ruin another career. No, we can't

00:27:20.390 --> 00:27:23.349
have that. There are certain teams that cannot

00:27:23.349 --> 00:27:25.450
be trusted with a quarterback, and Chicago's

00:27:25.450 --> 00:27:29.970
number one on that list. Yes. Another one might

00:27:29.970 --> 00:27:34.049
be San Francisco. Yeah, good point there. They

00:27:34.049 --> 00:27:37.579
get them hurt so often. Yeah, that's the thing.

00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:41.960
Man, if you go play quarterback in San Francisco,

00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:45.220
you better have good insurance. Yeah, you got

00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:47.200
to, yeah. What is the deal with San Francisco?

00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:49.079
Are they just not spending on the linemen, not

00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:51.000
doing the scheme right? Do they feel too slippery?

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:54.380
Well, you know, I don't know about the particulars.

00:27:54.380 --> 00:27:56.299
I haven't looked, but I would say that they act

00:27:56.299 --> 00:27:59.099
like a team that's strapped for cash, yes. Yeah,

00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:02.180
they do. Yeah. I mean, is McCaffrey even playing?

00:28:03.339 --> 00:28:06.819
Not that I've seen. They have, what, four key

00:28:06.819 --> 00:28:11.680
players on injured IR right now. They're still

00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.599
3 -0, though. Yeah. They haven't done so far.

00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:19.500
But everybody hits a tough patch in their schedule.

00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:23.619
Their tough patch is coming up, yes. Something

00:28:23.619 --> 00:28:30.839
I noticed in the Chiefs game is Sky Moore. Remember

00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:34.019
him? He wore number 24? Yeah. He's not on the

00:28:34.019 --> 00:28:35.640
team anymore because somebody else was wearing

00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:39.000
24 on Sunday, and it wasn't Sky Moore. And he

00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.559
already got booted. I guess so. Oh, they traded

00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:43.980
for him, too. We got a draft pick. Yeah, because

00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:46.980
I kept seeing somebody in there in a 24, and

00:28:46.980 --> 00:28:49.319
they wouldn't show the back of his jersey ever

00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:51.940
on TV. But then the announcer said his name,

00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:54.220
and I didn't recognize it. I was like, oh, okay,

00:28:54.299 --> 00:28:57.079
Sky Moore must be gone. Yeah, that doesn't surprise

00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:03.299
me. He was not that good. Yeah, he had a few

00:29:03.299 --> 00:29:05.559
flashes in training camp as far as I remember,

00:29:05.720 --> 00:29:09.220
but that's about it. Yeah, that's about it, yep.

00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:14.299
He had that one run back that looked really good,

00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:16.740
but other than that, that was it pretty much.

00:29:17.420 --> 00:29:20.019
So, yeah, San Francisco, let's say that they

00:29:20.019 --> 00:29:24.099
do eat by an easy schedule and win 12 or 11 games,

00:29:24.420 --> 00:29:27.000
wait until they start facing the real teams.

00:29:29.419 --> 00:29:32.980
Let's see, Eagles decimate him. Yeah. The Reds,

00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:36.180
the Commanders probably decimate him. I think

00:29:36.180 --> 00:29:40.599
the Rams are probably going to clobber him. Yeah,

00:29:40.619 --> 00:29:44.720
the Rams will clobber him. Green Bay, even though

00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:52.339
they lost. Sky Moore is a 49er now. Oh, you didn't

00:29:52.339 --> 00:29:56.029
know that they traded him. Oh, okay. Okay, I

00:29:56.029 --> 00:29:57.769
thought you were talking about him in San Francisco.

00:29:57.990 --> 00:30:00.109
No, no, I thought he was still on the Chiefs

00:30:00.109 --> 00:30:01.829
team. No, no, we traded and got a draft pick.

00:30:01.849 --> 00:30:03.569
That's why I said the draft pick. We got a draft

00:30:03.569 --> 00:30:05.470
pick for him, yeah. That went right by me. Okay,

00:30:05.529 --> 00:30:07.849
no, that's all right. I'm old. It happens. Yep.

00:30:08.569 --> 00:30:14.509
What was my name again? I can't remember. I don't

00:30:14.509 --> 00:30:16.410
know, Johnny. Maybe it's written on my underwear.

00:30:16.470 --> 00:30:21.710
It says Calvin Klein. Yeah, that's it. Yeah,

00:30:21.829 --> 00:30:24.589
yeah, yeah. Or let's see, it's written on the

00:30:24.589 --> 00:30:27.529
luggage there. Samsonite. Yeah, my name is Samsonite.

00:30:27.589 --> 00:30:31.089
Yeah, it is. What is that, Dumb and Dumber? Slappy,

00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:34.789
silly, stupid. Oh, Samsonite. Look, it's right

00:30:34.789 --> 00:30:40.869
here. Slappy, silly, stupid. He's coming up with

00:30:40.869 --> 00:30:45.670
S names for the lady. I forgot. Something else,

00:30:45.690 --> 00:30:52.809
too. Sippin' Thal Skank. Slug. Yeah. Slimy. Ooh.

00:30:54.549 --> 00:31:02.470
So, anyhow. Oh, a little shout -out. I read this

00:31:02.470 --> 00:31:05.349
morning where Johnny Derrick is going to be the

00:31:05.349 --> 00:31:08.309
Grand Marshal of Kansas Speedway at a race coming

00:31:08.309 --> 00:31:10.670
up. I saw that, too. Good for him. So, congratulations.

00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:15.180
And suck it, 98 .9 The Rock. Yeah, I look for

00:31:15.180 --> 00:31:18.079
him to be on the Fox. Yeah, probably so. I look

00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:20.359
for 101 The Fox. I'm sure there's no compete

00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:23.200
at least until the end of the year. Yeah. That's

00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:24.759
the way they do it. They want you to forget about

00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:26.819
them before they kick you in the face. But at

00:31:26.819 --> 00:31:32.880
least 98 .9 still has Lazlo. Yeah. Okay. Well,

00:31:32.940 --> 00:31:34.920
I guess some people still like him. Well, the

00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:36.819
ratings don't look like they're doing that bad.

00:31:37.420 --> 00:31:40.640
And I'll have to admit I'm wrong so far. I certainly

00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.960
don't see the attraction, but there again. I

00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.420
don't either. There's something for everybody,

00:31:45.579 --> 00:31:48.400
I guess. Yeah. Well, for one, they're not trying

00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:50.759
to sell commercials, it doesn't sound like, because

00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:53.460
the last couple months Johnny was on, they did

00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:55.579
all these public service announcements during

00:31:55.579 --> 00:31:57.819
his spots, and now they're going to Velazlo.

00:31:58.019 --> 00:32:00.460
Oh, my. So I think it's a cheaper option, and

00:32:00.460 --> 00:32:02.779
they don't really give a shit about the ratings,

00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:09.539
per se, so much. Yeah. It's kind of a... Give

00:32:09.539 --> 00:32:12.259
and take. There's an audience out there that

00:32:12.259 --> 00:32:15.240
Laszlo will appeal to. Yeah. But does anyone

00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.559
want to advertise to those people? Well, right

00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:19.660
now I'd say no from the advertisements that I

00:32:19.660 --> 00:32:22.539
saw. Or the public service announcement. But

00:32:22.539 --> 00:32:24.900
that was happening on Johnny's show too. So that

00:32:24.900 --> 00:32:27.940
indicated to me like they're so low staffed.

00:32:27.980 --> 00:32:31.000
Yeah. And probably not, well, they weren't making

00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:35.200
money. That's why they were sold. Yeah. So. That's

00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:37.000
pretty bad if you can't make money at a radio

00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.779
station. Seriously, you're doing something wrong.

00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:44.400
Yeah, well. All you have to do is pander to the

00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.619
audience. Yeah. There you go. All done. Successful

00:32:48.619 --> 00:32:50.460
business. I'll tell you who does that very well

00:32:50.460 --> 00:32:54.119
is Urban Radio. Yes. Urban Radio is fantastic

00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:58.039
at pandering to their audience. Yep. They figure

00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.119
out what the people listening want to hear, and

00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:02.299
that's what they tell them. Yeah, yep, yep. And

00:33:02.299 --> 00:33:07.359
their DJ is like 103 .3. are really good at,

00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.700
hey, come on down, get your free scissors, and

00:33:10.700 --> 00:33:13.400
come on in here. I'm going to be the guy in the

00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:16.599
top hat, and the third caller gets the, you know,

00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:19.200
they're really, really good at pimping what they're

00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:23.000
doing. I mean, I even almost want to go down

00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:25.480
there. They've hired the right consultants. Yes.

00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:27.180
They definitely have hired the right consultants

00:33:27.180 --> 00:33:29.440
who have figured out who their audience is, who's

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.180
listening, who will respond. These other radio

00:33:32.180 --> 00:33:34.880
stations, it's like, oh, well, last year this

00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.500
is who was listening, so you can't go by last

00:33:37.500 --> 00:33:41.359
year. Yeah. They get stuck in their ways. They

00:33:41.359 --> 00:33:43.599
decide this is the radio station we want to be.

00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:45.559
It's like, okay, but you're in the radio station

00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:47.539
no one wants to listen to. Yeah, I know. The

00:33:47.539 --> 00:33:50.440
rock chains are imaging everything, all of it.

00:33:50.500 --> 00:33:53.160
They're voice guys. A lot of them are gone, it

00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:56.960
sounds like. So what I'm looking at here is I

00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.710
think that, like, You're not going to see Johnny

00:33:59.710 --> 00:34:02.309
there in the mornings on Fox. No, I wouldn't

00:34:02.309 --> 00:34:05.069
say. Probably the afternoons or evenings because

00:34:05.069 --> 00:34:07.730
that's where you got the two older guys that

00:34:07.730 --> 00:34:11.510
are coming up, you know, like Medlock. Yeah.

00:34:11.610 --> 00:34:15.090
Medlock is probably 70s. And I know Chuck Nasty

00:34:15.090 --> 00:34:17.469
is. He's at least 72 or something like that,

00:34:17.489 --> 00:34:20.400
maybe 73. So you're looking at a couple guys

00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.119
that are probably looking at hanging it up here

00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:25.920
before too much longer. True, true. So I think

00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:27.639
that's where Dara comes in, and they're like,

00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:29.219
you know, they're not going to get rid of either

00:34:29.219 --> 00:34:30.840
of these guys. They're going to have to step

00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:32.860
down because both of them do very well still.

00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:37.679
Yeah. So either that or they want to create old

00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:40.900
versus new, which would Dara go in the afternoon

00:34:40.900 --> 00:34:46.159
against that chick that they hired for afternoons

00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.099
on the rock. She's from New Orleans or something.

00:34:50.219 --> 00:34:52.320
I don't know. Yeah, she's probably still down

00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:54.059
there and just phoning it in. Yeah, probably.

00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:57.260
Nobody actually lives here anymore. They do it

00:34:57.260 --> 00:34:59.099
all remotely. Yeah, she looks at the wire and

00:34:59.099 --> 00:35:01.719
goes, okay, it's 85 and sunny. Okay, all right.

00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:04.920
It's not like the people in the studios ever

00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:10.400
push a button or play a song or interact with

00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:11.579
anything. They just sit there in front of the

00:35:11.579 --> 00:35:13.519
microphone and somebody does all the work behind

00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:15.360
them. Yeah. They can sit in front of that microphone

00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:18.280
at home. Oh, yeah. No, easily. They don't have

00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:20.900
to be there at all. No, a lot of them do that.

00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:24.199
A lot of them have their own studios, and then

00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:27.360
they'll have fake call -ins and stuff, and it'll

00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:29.500
sound like they're live. Hey, now we're going

00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:34.639
to go to Jenny. Jenny is over at the Price Chopper

00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:39.820
on Warnall. I saw a show about, it was a woman

00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:44.559
who was the morning DJ in four different cities.

00:35:45.179 --> 00:35:48.280
And she didn't live in any of them. But the stations

00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:51.539
would coordinate the breaks so that she never

00:35:51.539 --> 00:35:54.920
had two breaks at the same time. So she'd sit

00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:57.619
in her studio at home, and the engineer would

00:35:57.619 --> 00:36:00.239
say, okay, the Nashville station is coming up

00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.280
for break next. Here's the weather and traffic

00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:04.400
for Nashville. So she'd grab that. She'd read

00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:06.519
it. She'd pretend she was in Nashville. And then,

00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:08.880
like, 20 seconds later, like, okay, the New Orleans

00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.300
station is coming up now. Here's what's happening

00:36:11.300 --> 00:36:14.199
in New Orleans. Read this. And so she just did

00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:16.320
that seamlessly, and all of those cities thought

00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:18.599
that she was right there, talking about everything

00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:21.039
happening, the weather, the traffic, you know.

00:36:21.139 --> 00:36:23.059
Well, they do like they do program directors.

00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:25.659
Generally, most likely, most program directors

00:36:25.659 --> 00:36:30.460
are, like, quarterly. Like, this section of the

00:36:30.460 --> 00:36:35.420
country, this guy does 20 stations over in this

00:36:35.420 --> 00:36:39.260
area, you know. When they used to be right there

00:36:39.260 --> 00:36:41.980
in -house, we'd walk in and go, hey, can I speak

00:36:41.980 --> 00:36:43.880
to the program director? Yeah, sure, hang on,

00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:45.480
let me go get it. Yeah, that person had an office

00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:47.599
you could go to. Yeah, yeah, now it's kind of

00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.360
like a... Somebody got an email. Well, I've got

00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:54.199
to find out the extension. Hang on. Let's see,

00:36:54.300 --> 00:36:57.219
what's the time zone? Is our program director

00:36:57.219 --> 00:36:59.920
in? Oh, shit, I can't remember. Oh, no, he's

00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:02.119
already gone. It's Eastern time. It's 4 o 'clock.

00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:06.489
He just left. The door just shut. Sorry. Anyhow,

00:37:06.590 --> 00:37:09.170
oh, should we go ahead and get back to sports?

00:37:09.369 --> 00:37:12.670
I guess so. Sorry, I derailed us. I think it

00:37:12.670 --> 00:37:14.849
started with a Grand Marshal. Yes, it started

00:37:14.849 --> 00:37:17.630
with Johnny Deere. Yeah, okay. So good for you,

00:37:17.690 --> 00:37:22.789
Johnny. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So, and he's not

00:37:22.789 --> 00:37:25.070
a vengeful guy. He could go out there with a

00:37:25.070 --> 00:37:27.690
Rock Sucks t -shirt or something. No, he wasn't

00:37:27.690 --> 00:37:29.889
mad at all. He was just kind of like, eh, 32

00:37:29.889 --> 00:37:32.150
years, I didn't think it'd last one. He knows

00:37:32.150 --> 00:37:35.809
it's business. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, I make

00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:38.230
fun of my old company, but then again, business

00:37:38.230 --> 00:37:41.530
is business. Yeah. You start dipping into someone's

00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:44.309
wallet or they think you are or whatever. And

00:37:44.309 --> 00:37:46.769
you realize they never were there for anything

00:37:46.769 --> 00:37:49.610
but business. Yeah, that was the part that I

00:37:49.610 --> 00:37:52.690
protested the most was the fakery. Yeah. Yeah,

00:37:52.690 --> 00:37:54.690
it's like, don't ever ask me how my mom's doing

00:37:54.690 --> 00:37:56.730
when you're willing to cut my throat. Yeah. Fuck

00:37:56.730 --> 00:37:59.750
you. Absolutely. Yeah. Don't ask how the fam

00:37:59.750 --> 00:38:02.090
is. They're fucking, they're starving, bitch.

00:38:02.489 --> 00:38:05.250
That's how the fam is. I remember we had one

00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:07.550
person at the post office get up and try to preach

00:38:07.550 --> 00:38:10.309
the team mentality. You know, oh, we're on a

00:38:10.309 --> 00:38:13.510
team and we pull together. And I made the comment

00:38:13.510 --> 00:38:15.309
to the guy next to me. He said, the only people

00:38:15.309 --> 00:38:18.110
on my team have shared my last name and live

00:38:18.110 --> 00:38:21.250
in my house. That's my team. The rest of these

00:38:21.250 --> 00:38:26.179
people here, you're co -workers. I ain't on your

00:38:26.179 --> 00:38:32.340
fucking team, man. So you get that lovey -dovey

00:38:32.340 --> 00:38:34.360
fucking hug -each -other bullshit on out of here.

00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:40.340
I love that. It was so awesome having a union.

00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:45.820
Oh, yeah. Double barrel flip -offs all the time.

00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:50.380
And the thing is, once someone wins that, then

00:38:50.380 --> 00:38:54.159
you can gloat. Nothing you can do about it, dumbass.

00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:58.840
You're stupid. I'm not. I used to hound one supervisor

00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.760
because he lost agreements where he was proven

00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:05.659
that he was deliberately lying. So I just called

00:39:05.659 --> 00:39:08.400
him a liar every chance I could. He's already

00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:11.039
proven he's a liar. He lost that arbitration

00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.500
case because he's a liar. We know he's a liar.

00:39:13.929 --> 00:39:15.829
He couldn't say a damn thing because it had been

00:39:15.829 --> 00:39:18.489
proven in court that he was a liar. Oh, I love

00:39:18.489 --> 00:39:20.530
that. So I called him a liar every chance I had.

00:39:23.230 --> 00:39:25.789
Sure wore a shirt that said, my boss is a liar.

00:39:25.989 --> 00:39:31.349
Yeah, there you go. That's funny. I even told

00:39:31.349 --> 00:39:33.750
all the new hires, see that guy? He's a liar.

00:39:33.869 --> 00:39:35.909
He will lie right to your face. Don't believe

00:39:35.909 --> 00:39:42.389
a word he says. Nothing they could do because

00:39:42.389 --> 00:39:47.159
it was the truth. True. Yep. Awesome. All right,

00:39:47.219 --> 00:39:48.900
you got some stuff you want to go into, sports

00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:52.320
-wise? Oh, my gosh. I'm kind of ill -prepared

00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.619
here. I've got more stuff. Yeah, that's great.

00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:57.000
We've got a new puppy, and that's consuming an

00:39:57.000 --> 00:39:59.800
enormous amount of my time and energy. Oh, I

00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.500
understand. I was trying to work on this story

00:40:02.500 --> 00:40:05.159
about the top ten most expensive guitars ever

00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:09.929
sold. and I wasn't able to get it finished. That's

00:40:09.929 --> 00:40:13.230
okay. I'll find it and I'll get it next time.

00:40:13.309 --> 00:40:15.130
That's all right. We'll do it next week. No big

00:40:15.130 --> 00:40:20.110
deal. The NFL, I'm going into bullet points now.

00:40:20.269 --> 00:40:22.710
Excellent. The NFL has admitted that the Eagles

00:40:22.710 --> 00:40:25.769
were off sides on a couple of tush -push plays.

00:40:26.730 --> 00:40:29.130
They told the refs to watch it closely and to

00:40:29.130 --> 00:40:32.599
call it when it happens. I love that. Goodbye,

00:40:32.619 --> 00:40:34.159
tush -push. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was going

00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:35.980
to say. Is this the beginning or the end of the

00:40:35.980 --> 00:40:38.460
play? Yes. Yeah, because it doesn't work if they

00:40:38.460 --> 00:40:40.619
don't jump off sides like that. Nope, it doesn't.

00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:42.860
No? Listen, the Eagles, I'm sure, are pretty

00:40:42.860 --> 00:40:45.000
fucking happy they got away with it as long as

00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:47.280
they could. They rode it to a championship and

00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:50.519
almost to another. I'm pretty sure they're going

00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:54.519
to go, all right, well, we got some use out of

00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:59.280
it. Yeah. So. Yeah, that's the best. Instead

00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:01.849
of banning the play. They're just making them

00:41:01.849 --> 00:41:05.030
do it legitimately. Yeah. And it doesn't work

00:41:05.030 --> 00:41:06.690
if they do it legitimately. They'll keep getting

00:41:06.690 --> 00:41:09.329
off sides and have to stop. Yeah, and they're

00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:10.949
going to lose five yards every time they do that.

00:41:11.030 --> 00:41:14.530
Yeah. Yep, so it's going to get to that where

00:41:14.530 --> 00:41:16.630
they're calling it, and then they're going to

00:41:16.630 --> 00:41:19.670
go backing up. So, yeah, so it's going to be

00:41:19.670 --> 00:41:22.289
done. Yeah. All right. Goodbye to the ass blast.

00:41:22.590 --> 00:41:27.630
Yep. I won't miss it. Because seriously, it was

00:41:27.630 --> 00:41:30.130
becoming a dead play. That's the NFL's term for

00:41:30.130 --> 00:41:32.489
a play where nobody cares, like the extra point

00:41:32.489 --> 00:41:35.090
or the kickoff. They were dead plays until they

00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:37.530
started changing them around. The tush push is

00:41:37.530 --> 00:41:40.050
a dead play. It is. You know, it's like, oh,

00:41:40.090 --> 00:41:41.690
they're lining up for the tush push. Yeah, I'm

00:41:41.690 --> 00:41:43.389
going to go take a bathroom break. I know that's

00:41:43.389 --> 00:41:46.269
going to come out. Yeah, yep. So that's what

00:41:46.269 --> 00:41:48.730
the NFL hates more than anything is when people

00:41:48.730 --> 00:41:51.889
quit paying attention. Oh, yeah, no, and I was

00:41:51.889 --> 00:41:53.869
the same way too. It's like, I don't have to

00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:57.360
stay here for this. Yeah. Yeah. And specifically,

00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:00.659
I don't want to hear Tony Romo start saying tush

00:42:00.659 --> 00:42:02.739
-push a million times. Oh, gosh. Because he says

00:42:02.739 --> 00:42:04.639
it every chance he gets. Oh, he loves saying

00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:08.699
it. Oh, yes. Yeah. So that's the other part is

00:42:08.699 --> 00:42:12.280
the announcers are told to use all these buzzwords

00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.380
and catchphrases and the latest terms, just hammer

00:42:15.380 --> 00:42:20.300
them. Yeah. I get so sick of that. But I'm not

00:42:20.300 --> 00:42:22.079
their core audience, so I guess that makes sense.

00:42:22.099 --> 00:42:26.409
So they don't give a shit. Yeah. So the next

00:42:26.409 --> 00:42:31.170
one here, this one, I don't know now. I'm kind

00:42:31.170 --> 00:42:34.610
of thinking maybe not. Will Russell Wilson make

00:42:34.610 --> 00:42:38.650
the NFL Hall of Fame? No. No, he is just. Was

00:42:38.650 --> 00:42:41.070
it two Super Bowl appearances and one win? One

00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:44.690
win. But the thing is, is his horrendous play

00:42:44.690 --> 00:42:48.170
after all of that. Yeah, the rest of his career.

00:42:48.309 --> 00:42:51.050
I mean, if he had done that right at the end

00:42:51.050 --> 00:42:55.929
of a career, that would be okay. Yeah, he's just

00:42:55.929 --> 00:43:00.269
not playing well. As a matter of fact, I don't

00:43:00.269 --> 00:43:03.150
know about what type of a person he is. I'm not

00:43:03.150 --> 00:43:05.510
accusing him of anything or nothing like that.

00:43:05.869 --> 00:43:09.070
But Chris Jones was quoted as saying he kept

00:43:09.070 --> 00:43:12.789
wanting to exchange jerseys with Wilson. And

00:43:12.789 --> 00:43:15.570
he never could for whatever reason. And finally

00:43:15.570 --> 00:43:17.289
they asked him and said, I don't want one now.

00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:23.000
Wow. Yeah, so I don't know. Something's going

00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:25.559
on there. Yeah. A lot of people seem to not like

00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:28.260
him. That's interesting because you don't hear

00:43:28.260 --> 00:43:30.679
a single thing. Of course, during a broadcast,

00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:32.480
you won't hear a bad thing about any player.

00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:38.349
No. They're on the cheering side for everything.

00:43:38.630 --> 00:43:41.670
Every owner, every player, every coach, every

00:43:41.670 --> 00:43:43.869
organization, every fan base, every stadium.

00:43:44.050 --> 00:43:45.650
They're all just the best in the league. They're

00:43:45.650 --> 00:43:49.190
wonderful and they're perfect. Rah, rah, everybody's

00:43:49.190 --> 00:43:51.130
wonderful. Oh, and I just visited him the other

00:43:51.130 --> 00:43:54.789
night in his tea house in Connecticut. Yes, where

00:43:54.789 --> 00:43:58.469
he was reading to blind children. Yes. Yeah.

00:44:00.170 --> 00:44:04.070
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's just too much too often

00:44:04.070 --> 00:44:05.809
because I don't believe a damn word they're saying.

00:44:06.070 --> 00:44:10.650
I don't either. I don't either. I got it. This

00:44:10.650 --> 00:44:12.829
next one I think is pretty obvious, but I'm going

00:44:12.829 --> 00:44:14.710
to ask it anyhow. Which one of these do you want?

00:44:15.150 --> 00:44:18.170
Banana or blueberry? I'll try the banana now.

00:44:18.269 --> 00:44:20.969
All right. Thank you. I'm hungry. I'm going to

00:44:20.969 --> 00:44:25.150
eat something. Okay. This is true. Has NFL ruined

00:44:25.150 --> 00:44:29.409
its credibility? As with me. As with me too.

00:44:30.539 --> 00:44:35.599
I'm going to say, go ahead. It's to the point

00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:39.380
where it really seems like the NFL just doesn't

00:44:39.380 --> 00:44:41.860
care anymore who believes and who doesn't. They're

00:44:41.860 --> 00:44:44.239
like, yeah, so what? This is what you got. Take

00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:45.960
it or leave it. And enough people are taking

00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:51.119
it that it's not going anywhere. And I really

00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:52.900
don't know that it makes any difference that

00:44:52.900 --> 00:44:54.739
they have zero credibility. Because look how

00:44:54.739 --> 00:44:58.199
popular the professional wrestling is. When everyone

00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:01.480
knows now it's scripted and they have stories

00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:03.179
written out and they know who's going to win,

00:45:03.219 --> 00:45:05.539
who's going to lose, no one cares. You're right.

00:45:05.619 --> 00:45:08.860
They still will tune in and watch. The only thing

00:45:08.860 --> 00:45:11.460
that's going to be a problem is the gambling

00:45:11.460 --> 00:45:14.280
side. Yeah. Because when enough people realize

00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.960
that this is, you know, betting on the NFL is

00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:20.659
like betting on how the next episode of Two and

00:45:20.659 --> 00:45:22.840
a Half Men is going to end when it's already

00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:25.780
scripted and written, you know, it doesn't make

00:45:25.780 --> 00:45:28.000
sense to bet on that. That would be the problem

00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:29.900
with the NFL. They have to keep enough of it

00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:32.079
real that people still want to bet on it. Yeah,

00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:37.480
you're right. Yeah, to me it's ruined my credibility,

00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.179
but I don't think it has for the majority of

00:45:40.179 --> 00:45:43.820
the fans. No. I hear people talk. They're aware

00:45:43.820 --> 00:45:46.500
that the NFL is flawed. Yeah. But they still

00:45:46.500 --> 00:45:50.480
believe them for the most part. Yeah. There's

00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:53.369
a lot of momentum there where people say. You

00:45:53.369 --> 00:45:55.090
know, oh, they wouldn't be risking everything

00:45:55.090 --> 00:45:58.829
on being fake or fixing this. Well, yeah, they

00:45:58.829 --> 00:46:00.769
would because they've already been doing it.

00:46:00.769 --> 00:46:04.570
You just didn't realize that. Well, the reason

00:46:04.570 --> 00:46:06.570
people don't know is because they don't actually

00:46:06.570 --> 00:46:10.349
realize what's going on. They never bothered

00:46:10.349 --> 00:46:14.050
to check. Hey there, Slap Nets. It's time for

00:46:14.050 --> 00:46:19.150
the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin

00:46:19.150 --> 00:46:21.869
seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your music

00:46:21.869 --> 00:46:24.940
news. During an appearance on July 8th episode

00:46:24.940 --> 00:46:28.019
of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation, Tony Omi spoke about

00:46:28.019 --> 00:46:29.960
some of his upcoming music -related projects,

00:46:30.179 --> 00:46:32.300
including a full -length collection of new material

00:46:32.300 --> 00:46:35.340
from legendary Black Sabbath guitarist. Tony

00:46:35.340 --> 00:46:38.300
said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth .net, Well,

00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:40.500
at the moment, I was doing my own album until

00:46:40.500 --> 00:46:43.079
Back to the Beginning event came up, and then

00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.000
of course I had to stop and concentrate on preparing

00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.860
for the Sabbath performance. But I'm continuing

00:46:47.860 --> 00:46:49.980
next week to try to finish off what I started

00:46:49.980 --> 00:46:52.409
with this album. And then who knows what I'm

00:46:52.409 --> 00:46:55.230
going to do. It's great, really. Because if something

00:46:55.230 --> 00:46:58.489
pops up, I'll do it if I want to do it. Asked

00:46:58.489 --> 00:47:00.769
if his upcoming album as a Tony Iommi solo record

00:47:00.769 --> 00:47:02.949
would guess on it, like he's done before with

00:47:02.949 --> 00:47:05.750
the legendary 2000s Iommi, the guitarist responded,

00:47:06.110 --> 00:47:09.010
at the moment, no. I've got one singer on it,

00:47:09.050 --> 00:47:10.929
which I originally thought of different singers,

00:47:11.030 --> 00:47:13.429
but it started off as it was going to be an instrumental

00:47:13.429 --> 00:47:16.429
album, and it's gone from that into a full -fledged

00:47:16.429 --> 00:47:19.429
Tony Iommi project. But then I thought, oh, wait,

00:47:19.469 --> 00:47:21.860
I want to try it with a singer. So that's what

00:47:21.860 --> 00:47:24.679
I've been doing. This is Johnny Rohypno. That

00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:27.440
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:34.460
are bullshit. They just check the press releases

00:47:34.460 --> 00:47:39.880
and go, oh, so -and -so's out. Okay. Yep. There's

00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:41.800
so much that we just take somebody's word for

00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:44.019
it. Because there's no way for us to find out

00:47:44.019 --> 00:47:46.239
ourselves. Yeah, exactly. And that's what most

00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:48.719
people do. And I understand that. You know, they're

00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.440
driving down the road, and someone goes, oh,

00:47:50.460 --> 00:47:52.840
so -and -so's out for three weeks. Okay, all

00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.579
right. So -and -so's getting suspended for whatever.

00:47:55.739 --> 00:47:57.719
Okay, all right. No, they're driving down the

00:47:57.719 --> 00:47:59.820
road. They're not checking up on this, and they're

00:47:59.820 --> 00:48:01.260
believing them. You know, they're like, okay,

00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:03.559
that's what the NFL says. So, yeah, I'm finding

00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:06.159
that most people believe them still. Yeah. For

00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:08.480
the most part. For a lot of this, you figure

00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:11.519
it doesn't matter either way, so whatever. Yeah,

00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:13.599
that's true. But they are getting you accustomed

00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:17.159
to the idea of accepting what they say. Mm -hmm.

00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:21.619
What I watch for is when things start working

00:48:21.619 --> 00:48:26.500
out just way too conveniently. It's like I smell

00:48:26.500 --> 00:48:31.219
a fix. I smell something wrong here because if

00:48:31.219 --> 00:48:33.840
it is just happening to work out this way, why

00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:36.079
aren't you talking about what an amazing miracle

00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:41.800
this is? Yeah. Remember the, what was it, the

00:48:41.800 --> 00:48:44.219
80 or 82 Olympics where they had the miracle

00:48:44.219 --> 00:48:46.480
on ice where the American team beat the Russian

00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:50.809
team? Yeah. It was fixed. They arranged with

00:48:50.809 --> 00:48:53.150
the Russians ahead of time that America was going

00:48:53.150 --> 00:48:57.809
to win. And in exchange, America made concessions

00:48:57.809 --> 00:49:01.469
politically to Russia on some border states.

00:49:01.769 --> 00:49:04.449
What president did that? That would have been

00:49:04.449 --> 00:49:08.510
Reagan. Reagan? Yeah. Sounds about right. Yeah.

00:49:08.590 --> 00:49:12.690
But that whole miracle on ice thing, it was created.

00:49:12.750 --> 00:49:16.280
It was set up. It was done. It was fixed. And

00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:18.099
the Russians went along with it because they

00:49:18.099 --> 00:49:20.219
were getting political concessions on the side

00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:22.179
that we didn't know about. Well, you see, Reagan

00:49:22.179 --> 00:49:25.219
was all about raw, raw America. So there you

00:49:25.219 --> 00:49:28.900
go. Three seconds to the gold medal. One second,

00:49:28.980 --> 00:49:31.260
you know, that whole thing right there. Who was

00:49:31.260 --> 00:49:36.119
that? The announcer? Probably. Yeah, yeah. But

00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:39.000
yeah, Reagan said, hey, we need a big, fat win

00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:43.260
over the Russians. Basically a meaningless win.

00:49:43.380 --> 00:49:46.150
It was a morale thing. And what the Russians

00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:49.570
got was actual credible concessions on things.

00:49:49.929 --> 00:49:52.429
And they were able to subjugate more people for

00:49:52.429 --> 00:49:54.909
longer. Exactly. And all this rah -rah helped

00:49:54.909 --> 00:49:59.369
get Reagan in a second time also. Yep. So, no,

00:49:59.510 --> 00:50:01.730
and they also did that when they first got in,

00:50:01.829 --> 00:50:08.030
securing a deal with Iran for the hostages. Yep.

00:50:09.670 --> 00:50:12.710
At the time, people thought, oh, the Iranians

00:50:12.710 --> 00:50:15.260
are scared of Reagan. No, he just made a deal.

00:50:15.579 --> 00:50:20.260
He made a deal, yeah. Yep. That's what he did

00:50:20.260 --> 00:50:24.860
with the Russians. But, no, the whole thing is

00:50:24.860 --> 00:50:28.000
he was doing this rah -rah America, so he had

00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.539
to do something like that. Yeah. Everyone's all

00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:34.280
on board. Everyone's feeling great. Yeah. As

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:37.659
I recall, at the time, the U .S. military was

00:50:37.659 --> 00:50:40.300
in really rough shape. Yep. Even though we had

00:50:40.300 --> 00:50:45.530
a lot of material. there was a lot of organized

00:50:45.530 --> 00:50:50.449
crime within the military. Dealing in guns, drugs,

00:50:50.730 --> 00:50:55.849
you name it. The guy I've known for most of my

00:50:55.849 --> 00:50:58.989
life was in the Navy at the time. And he said

00:50:58.989 --> 00:51:04.010
he heard from Army guys that a lot of places

00:51:04.010 --> 00:51:07.409
the commanding officers just didn't go anywhere

00:51:07.409 --> 00:51:11.389
near the enlisted men's quarters because they

00:51:11.389 --> 00:51:14.739
weren't welcome. and they'd probably get killed.

00:51:16.099 --> 00:51:18.219
So here they are, the officer in charge, and

00:51:18.219 --> 00:51:21.000
the enlisted men under them are running whatever

00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.599
kind of criminal scheme and paying off enough

00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:25.420
people that their own commanding officers are

00:51:25.420 --> 00:51:29.599
afraid of them. Wow. I believe that, though.

00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:32.480
If somebody had attacked at that time, the U

00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:35.300
.S. military would have crumbled. That was a

00:51:35.300 --> 00:51:37.659
scary time. Good thing nobody knew that. Yeah.

00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.760
But Reagan built everything back up. Yeah. And

00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:43.920
got it back up to par. And now I think we're

00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:45.960
building, we're working on building things again,

00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:48.780
aren't we? I mean, I believe so. So, all right.

00:51:50.380 --> 00:51:54.760
Who's broadcasting career will last longer? Tony

00:51:54.760 --> 00:51:59.860
Romo or Tom Brady? Brady. Brady. Whoa, wait a

00:51:59.860 --> 00:52:03.300
second. Wait, no, no, no. Romo. Romo. Yeah, I'm

00:52:03.300 --> 00:52:05.400
going to say Romo. Romo's already been at it

00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:10.300
for, what, 10 years? Yeah. Brady is already getting

00:52:10.300 --> 00:52:12.420
a lot of criticism because he was seen in the

00:52:12.420 --> 00:52:15.320
booth over there at Raiders, and he had a headset

00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.559
on, and he's trying to do Thursday, and then

00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:21.440
he's trying to do every day. Yep. As a member

00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:23.800
of the broadcast team, he gets access to the

00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:27.099
visiting team that most people don't. Most people

00:52:27.099 --> 00:52:29.000
don't let him in now. They don't let him in.

00:52:29.059 --> 00:52:31.219
And if that's an opponent the Raiders have coming

00:52:31.219 --> 00:52:33.460
up, He's going to learn stuff, and he'll pass

00:52:33.460 --> 00:52:36.760
it on to his own team. I heard a guy on the radio

00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:39.360
saying, well, there's no way the network would

00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:42.139
ever let him broadcast a Raiders game. I mean,

00:52:42.179 --> 00:52:43.980
they'd never put him in the booth for a Raiders

00:52:43.980 --> 00:52:46.619
game. Oh, yes, they would. Oh, they would. If

00:52:46.619 --> 00:52:49.099
it means better ratings. Yeah, they will. Oh,

00:52:49.139 --> 00:52:52.559
they would. God. So how naive is that guy with

00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:53.960
a radio show? Well, this goes back to people

00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:56.420
trusting the NFL like I was talking about. Yeah,

00:52:56.500 --> 00:53:00.210
this is a blind obedience guy. The NFL says this,

00:53:00.269 --> 00:53:04.170
so it's got to be that. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah.

00:53:04.210 --> 00:53:06.449
We don't question the NFL around here, boy. It

00:53:06.449 --> 00:53:10.309
is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I think Tom Brady at some

00:53:10.309 --> 00:53:14.570
point fairly soon, probably in the next two years,

00:53:14.730 --> 00:53:19.090
is going to be required to make a choice. Ownership

00:53:19.090 --> 00:53:22.690
in the Raiders or their position in the broadcast

00:53:22.690 --> 00:53:25.829
because it opens it up to conflict of interest.

00:53:26.699 --> 00:53:28.880
antitrust, all sorts of difficulties. Well, wait

00:53:28.880 --> 00:53:31.079
until there's a lawsuit or some sort of a scuffle

00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:34.039
about it. You know, someone one of these days

00:53:34.039 --> 00:53:36.659
is going to go, you know what? He was over here,

00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:39.519
and we think that he took some of our plays.

00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:41.440
We think that he got some of them and gave it

00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:43.340
to their team because look at this and look at

00:53:43.340 --> 00:53:46.119
this and look at this. It may not be true, but

00:53:46.119 --> 00:53:49.099
the fact that someone can bring it up and say

00:53:49.099 --> 00:53:51.940
this happened is going to be them, though. Yeah,

00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:56.480
you create that amount of doubt. And you destroy

00:53:56.480 --> 00:53:59.019
the gambling confidence of a lot of people. Yes,

00:53:59.019 --> 00:54:01.659
and that's what they don't want. That is really

00:54:01.659 --> 00:54:04.639
what it's going to come down to is does he screw

00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.539
up our revenue. This is all gambling. Everything

00:54:07.539 --> 00:54:10.139
is revenue -related, and the biggest revenue,

00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:13.559
of course, is gambling. So there you go. Not

00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:17.039
even TV rights. No. Gambling. Yeah, because they

00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:19.260
really don't need TV rights anymore because they've

00:54:19.260 --> 00:54:22.360
got, like, YouTube and Amazon Prime begging them

00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.550
to show games. And then I'm still, I'm certain

00:54:25.550 --> 00:54:27.750
this is going to happen, but we're going to have

00:54:27.750 --> 00:54:30.969
an NFL app that says, come on home to every game.

00:54:31.150 --> 00:54:35.250
Come on home to everything NFL. 30 bucks a month

00:54:35.250 --> 00:54:39.230
and everything. You can even send a message to

00:54:39.230 --> 00:54:42.369
Patrick Mahomes. You can send a message to Lamar

00:54:42.369 --> 00:54:45.010
Jackson and tell him how bad he sucks. Whatever.

00:54:45.070 --> 00:54:47.090
Because think about this. Give it all to Joe

00:54:47.090 --> 00:54:51.050
Burrow. If YouTube can afford to pay whatever

00:54:51.050 --> 00:54:53.809
they're paying to carry the NFL Sunday ticket,

00:54:53.909 --> 00:54:56.570
and then they still make a profit on top of that,

00:54:56.670 --> 00:54:59.409
the NFL could have been making that profit. Yes.

00:54:59.449 --> 00:55:01.409
And that's what they're going to eventually realize

00:55:01.409 --> 00:55:03.789
is that. We're going to spend the time and money

00:55:03.789 --> 00:55:06.250
effort to do this ourselves, and we'll get that

00:55:06.250 --> 00:55:08.630
profit that YouTube is currently getting. They're

00:55:08.630 --> 00:55:10.429
looking at it right now going, all right, well,

00:55:10.489 --> 00:55:12.309
just let it keep going on for right now. Then

00:55:12.309 --> 00:55:13.929
we're going to get our money afterwards. We're

00:55:13.929 --> 00:55:17.469
going to go back and get big good. But that antitrust

00:55:17.469 --> 00:55:20.210
thing has been looming over the NFL for decades.

00:55:20.489 --> 00:55:24.050
Every time somebody in Washington wants to make

00:55:24.050 --> 00:55:27.449
some inroads, they bring up the, well, the NFL

00:55:27.449 --> 00:55:29.969
is a monopoly, and we have to bust them up because

00:55:29.969 --> 00:55:33.019
they've got too much control. And then things

00:55:33.019 --> 00:55:37.860
happen. It all goes away. Yeah. It'll come up

00:55:37.860 --> 00:55:42.460
again. Oh, it will. Has Baker Mayfield finally

00:55:42.460 --> 00:55:44.519
become the top quarterback in the league? Yeah.

00:55:44.539 --> 00:55:47.320
He was in Cleveland the first few years. Yeah,

00:55:47.340 --> 00:55:49.739
they really didn't know what they had. No, and

00:55:49.739 --> 00:55:53.739
we've always said this. They let him go. Really.

00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:56.420
for something that wasn't his fault. His shoulder

00:55:56.420 --> 00:55:59.139
was fucked up, but he played all year, and his

00:55:59.139 --> 00:56:01.179
stats weren't good because his shoulder was messed

00:56:01.179 --> 00:56:04.619
up, no offensive line, and so they go ahead and

00:56:04.619 --> 00:56:07.940
just cut him, and Tampa Bay has reaped the benefits

00:56:07.940 --> 00:56:12.179
of it. He went to another, I think he went to

00:56:12.179 --> 00:56:14.880
another team before that, didn't he? Yeah, I

00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:16.920
think he was somewhere else. Yeah, so anyhow,

00:56:17.219 --> 00:56:20.820
yeah, we knew that Cleveland gave up on him way

00:56:20.820 --> 00:56:24.150
too quick. And he's kind of on his way back down.

00:56:24.190 --> 00:56:26.030
He's kind of looking really good like he did

00:56:26.030 --> 00:56:29.170
in Cleveland the first three years. Yeah. I start

00:56:29.170 --> 00:56:32.429
to wonder if Cleveland was looking for an excuse

00:56:32.429 --> 00:56:36.329
to get rid of Baker Mayfield and bring in a quarterback

00:56:36.329 --> 00:56:39.130
that their fan base would be more resonant and

00:56:39.130 --> 00:56:42.989
sympathetic with. You think? It's like, because

00:56:42.989 --> 00:56:46.650
Baker Mayfield was this, you know, happy, fun,

00:56:46.690 --> 00:56:48.929
goofy guy doing these commercials with Alice

00:56:48.929 --> 00:56:52.900
Cooper and, you know, being mysterious. And Deshaun

00:56:52.900 --> 00:56:55.739
Watson had a totally different image. That's

00:56:55.739 --> 00:57:00.380
right. You know, tough, smart. Likes to give

00:57:00.380 --> 00:57:03.199
up. Yeah. Does whatever it takes to get it done.

00:57:03.300 --> 00:57:05.079
So maybe they thought, well, this guy will. Yeah,

00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:08.940
in a lot of ways. Yeah. Maybe they thought this

00:57:08.940 --> 00:57:10.940
guy would resonate more with their core fans

00:57:10.940 --> 00:57:13.699
who didn't like this bubbly, cheerful guy who

00:57:13.699 --> 00:57:15.800
was making way too many commercials. That could

00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:17.960
be. And so it's like, hey, he didn't have that

00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:20.059
bad year. Let's get this tough guy in and just

00:57:20.059 --> 00:57:22.980
remold our images. Play the Browns. Tough ass.

00:57:23.179 --> 00:57:25.860
And then Deshaun Monson turned out to be a total

00:57:25.860 --> 00:57:29.539
asshole. So it didn't work out. I think there

00:57:29.539 --> 00:57:31.300
was something there. There's like, we want a

00:57:31.300 --> 00:57:33.719
tougher image. Let's get a tougher, more gritty,

00:57:33.739 --> 00:57:36.639
more fearsome quarterback. Yeah. Didn't work

00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:38.840
out so well. No, it did not work out very well

00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:43.679
at all. So, all right. So, okay, we both agree

00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:46.659
that Baker Mayfield is in probably the top seven

00:57:46.659 --> 00:57:50.460
at least. Yeah. Yeah. I would think Baker Mayfield

00:57:50.460 --> 00:57:55.099
would kind of perennially be in contention every

00:57:55.099 --> 00:57:57.480
year as long as his team is decent. I think so,

00:57:57.579 --> 00:57:59.900
too. Yeah. Now, if his team is not good, then

00:57:59.900 --> 00:58:03.880
he tends to go that way, too. Yeah. But, you

00:58:03.880 --> 00:58:07.829
know, all right. Will Tampa be a challenger for

00:58:07.829 --> 00:58:10.070
the Super Bowl either this year or the next coming

00:58:10.070 --> 00:58:13.550
years? Before the season, I would have said maybe

00:58:13.550 --> 00:58:16.329
not. But now I'm starting to think, yeah. I know

00:58:16.329 --> 00:58:18.590
Tampa's looking pretty complete. It's interesting

00:58:18.590 --> 00:58:21.610
to see how it's lining up. And I could see them

00:58:21.610 --> 00:58:26.349
being in there. Yeah. And I think, really, they're

00:58:26.349 --> 00:58:28.230
a couple of plays away from beating anybody.

00:58:28.750 --> 00:58:31.530
Yeah. They really are. That was awesome to see

00:58:31.530 --> 00:58:34.309
their throwback jerseys to, what, 1976 or 7?

00:58:34.309 --> 00:58:36.289
Oh, I hated those fucking things, yeah, with

00:58:36.289 --> 00:58:39.230
the fucking beer guy. Oh, yeah, Bucko Bruce was

00:58:39.230 --> 00:58:41.289
his name. Bucko Bruce, yeah. Their colors were

00:58:41.289 --> 00:58:44.630
red and orange. Those two colors you don't want

00:58:44.630 --> 00:58:46.570
to mix on a uniform. Kind of reminds me of the

00:58:46.570 --> 00:58:49.449
old Patriot guy. Yeah. The Patriots, they had

00:58:49.449 --> 00:58:51.849
the Patriot guy on there. Yeah, the Minuteman.

00:58:52.010 --> 00:58:55.989
The Minuteman guy, yeah. Yeah, they wore those.

00:58:56.489 --> 00:58:58.429
throwback jerseys the other day, too. The Patriots

00:58:58.429 --> 00:59:00.489
did. Oh, did they? Yeah. They even painted that

00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:02.170
big old guy in the middle of their field and

00:59:02.170 --> 00:59:04.170
squatted over about to hike the ball to Paul

00:59:04.170 --> 00:59:08.230
Revere or something. Why? Why? That was back

00:59:08.230 --> 00:59:10.809
when they were the Boston Patriots. Yeah, that's

00:59:10.809 --> 00:59:13.210
right. And then they decided, hey, let's draw

00:59:13.210 --> 00:59:15.989
in fans from the outside of Boston. We'll just

00:59:15.989 --> 00:59:18.210
call ourselves New England. And it also doesn't

00:59:18.210 --> 00:59:22.070
sound as obnoxious. Yeah. Hey, who are you rooting

00:59:22.070 --> 00:59:26.239
for? The Boston Patriots. Yeah. Hey, the Chiefs

00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:29.380
would change their name to the Midwest Chiefs.

00:59:29.380 --> 00:59:31.820
There we go. So that way the whole Midwest, all,

00:59:31.980 --> 00:59:34.820
what, 12 states, they have to be Chiefs fans

00:59:34.820 --> 00:59:37.719
because we put them in our name. There we go.

00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:42.000
Let's see. Let's see. The seven counties and

00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:45.219
surrounding areas, Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah, there

00:59:45.219 --> 00:59:50.840
we go. I think it's seven counties. No, no, no,

00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:54.380
actually. Yeah, I think it's seven. I think it's

00:59:54.380 --> 00:59:56.480
seven, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, to visualize

00:59:56.480 --> 00:59:58.760
that little pop -up they do on the weather. Yeah,

00:59:58.780 --> 01:00:01.039
yeah, yeah. So, yeah, every corner it's about

01:00:01.039 --> 01:00:03.800
seven, so, yeah. The seven counties and surrounding

01:00:03.800 --> 01:00:06.219
areas probably all the way up through Minnesota,

01:00:06.219 --> 01:00:08.980
probably all the way to halfway through Kansas

01:00:08.980 --> 01:00:11.099
and all the way to halfway through Tulsa and

01:00:11.099 --> 01:00:13.460
all the way to three -quarters through Arkansas

01:00:13.460 --> 01:00:16.320
and a little bit of Tennessee and a little bit

01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.900
of Illinois. There you go. And there you go.

01:00:19.019 --> 01:00:24.349
Jeez. All right. I would love that, too. Yeah.

01:00:24.530 --> 01:00:27.030
What the hell is this? That's the Chiefs' new

01:00:27.030 --> 01:00:31.989
description. The Chiefs put their own redistricting

01:00:31.989 --> 01:00:37.610
map through. Yeah. Oh, and they also decided

01:00:37.610 --> 01:00:39.650
to claim a little bit of Arizona, too, because

01:00:39.650 --> 01:00:43.110
their team sucks. Yeah. See that little red dot

01:00:43.110 --> 01:00:46.829
there? Yeah, that's them. Yep. All right. All

01:00:46.829 --> 01:00:49.170
right. All the current top quarterbacks in the

01:00:49.170 --> 01:00:53.889
league. who will have the best stats when they

01:00:53.889 --> 01:01:02.809
retire. Oh. So, and this is Aaron Rodgers all

01:01:02.809 --> 01:01:09.909
the way through Jaden Daniels. Gosh. I'd say

01:01:09.909 --> 01:01:13.769
C .J. Stroud, but maybe not. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

01:01:13.769 --> 01:01:19.179
wondering how far away Josh Allen is. Some awesome

01:01:19.179 --> 01:01:23.239
stats. He's not that far away. And I see Josh

01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:27.260
Allen actually being more productive passing

01:01:27.260 --> 01:01:31.599
than Mahomes. Passing, yes. Anything else right

01:01:31.599 --> 01:01:34.980
now, no. But passing, well, and running. Passing

01:01:34.980 --> 01:01:37.920
and running, yes. Yeah, he is obviously like

01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:41.599
a super talent. I'm not even going to say he's

01:01:41.599 --> 01:01:44.360
more talented than Mahomes because Mahomes has

01:01:44.360 --> 01:01:47.980
all of the hardware. All of it to back it up.

01:01:48.099 --> 01:01:52.099
Yeah. The biggest problem with Josh Allen is

01:01:52.099 --> 01:01:55.300
he has Mahomes to get through. That's true. If

01:01:55.300 --> 01:01:57.900
he didn't have Mahomes to get through, it would

01:01:57.900 --> 01:02:01.860
have been a different story. Yeah. You can say

01:02:01.860 --> 01:02:04.280
the same for Lamar Jackson. Well, yeah, the same

01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:07.139
thing here, too. Because if the Ravens and the

01:02:07.139 --> 01:02:09.000
Bills had been playing for the championship every

01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:11.300
year, they probably would have split a few. Yeah,

01:02:11.300 --> 01:02:17.619
they would have. Yeah, I agree. So, I think probably,

01:02:17.940 --> 01:02:20.679
I think Mahomes is going to have the best stats.

01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:23.460
And the reason is, is he's always played another

01:02:23.460 --> 01:02:26.420
couple of games than most anybody else has. Yeah.

01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:31.260
And, you know, I mean, the Super Bowls and all

01:02:31.260 --> 01:02:34.159
that count as stats too, but sometimes the Bills

01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:36.440
take an early exit. They have been known to do

01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:39.059
that. This is true. Yeah, and sometimes they

01:02:39.059 --> 01:02:40.920
make it to the championship games. So, I'm going

01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:44.119
to say by the end of the career, Mahomes. might

01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:48.059
possibly have 15 more games than any other quarterback

01:02:48.059 --> 01:02:51.800
on the league. True. And he's already got great

01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.820
staff, so I'm going to go ahead and say Mahomes

01:02:53.820 --> 01:02:57.179
by a little bit. That makes sense. Yeah. And

01:02:57.179 --> 01:03:00.559
plus, he's got a – if things work out the way

01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:04.519
they kind of look like they might, with Worthy,

01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:10.099
Thornton, hopefully Royals, and Rice, and Brown,

01:03:10.380 --> 01:03:14.639
and – Kelsey and Gray. Here comes the microphone

01:03:14.639 --> 01:03:19.099
condom. There we go. With everybody that we have

01:03:19.099 --> 01:03:24.320
on the receiving cores, it should be a pretty

01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:28.380
dynamic season. You know, not all the time people

01:03:28.380 --> 01:03:31.500
figure you out. Yeah. But I would say a majority

01:03:31.500 --> 01:03:33.300
of the games, there's going to be a lot of firepower.

01:03:33.599 --> 01:03:38.519
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of variables, it's me. You

01:03:38.519 --> 01:03:40.860
can kind of see when Mahomes and company started

01:03:40.860 --> 01:03:44.500
figuring out what was going on. Yeah. Much better

01:03:44.500 --> 01:03:46.619
second half than first half. Yeah, they're slowly

01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:50.420
getting that huge pass in. Yeah. I mean, and

01:03:50.420 --> 01:03:52.420
I like the fact that Thornton, the first one

01:03:52.420 --> 01:03:54.900
he dropped. Yeah. We're going to throw another

01:03:54.900 --> 01:03:56.840
one to you. Yeah. And you're going to catch it.

01:03:56.940 --> 01:03:58.980
Yes. And it's going to be the same exact thing.

01:03:59.340 --> 01:04:01.219
And he's going to be, the defender's going to

01:04:01.219 --> 01:04:03.400
be in the same exact area. And you're going to

01:04:03.400 --> 01:04:05.880
get it this time. And he did. That right there,

01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:09.460
to me, proved to me like Thornton. is going to

01:04:09.460 --> 01:04:11.760
be a guy that's got to be reckoned with. Yeah,

01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:14.860
yeah. So glad he's on the team. I am, too. And

01:04:14.860 --> 01:04:16.980
I picked him up from New England, and New England,

01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.079
once again, is sitting over there with pie on

01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:24.199
their face. Yes. Well, yesterday I had jury duty,

01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:31.679
and I was next to a guy that he grew up in. Was

01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:37.510
it New Jersey? I think it was. I think it was

01:04:37.510 --> 01:04:39.429
New Jersey, something like, no, Connecticut.

01:04:39.710 --> 01:04:43.309
Oh, okay. And he was a huge Patriots fan. And

01:04:43.309 --> 01:04:46.429
he said, I was telling him about that, I go,

01:04:46.449 --> 01:04:49.469
yeah, he goes, he said, yeah, he goes, and calling

01:04:49.469 --> 01:04:51.429
me the Patriots, he says, number one, it was

01:04:51.429 --> 01:04:56.329
Brady the whole time. And number two, they can't

01:04:56.329 --> 01:04:59.510
hold on, they don't give a quarterback any type

01:04:59.510 --> 01:05:03.230
of chance at all. Yeah, they move on pretty quick,

01:05:03.250 --> 01:05:05.929
don't they? Yeah, they do. So someone like Thornton

01:05:05.929 --> 01:05:07.369
is going to get overlooked. They're going to

01:05:07.369 --> 01:05:09.329
go, oh, they're all no good. Let's get in some

01:05:09.329 --> 01:05:12.690
new guys. Yeah. Yeah, you've got to leave time

01:05:12.690 --> 01:05:15.449
to get the quarterbacking rapport with everybody

01:05:15.449 --> 01:05:19.610
else. Yeah. And he needs good coaching and good

01:05:19.610 --> 01:05:23.719
assistance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they lost Brady

01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:26.500
and then Belichick, so they really had to start

01:05:26.500 --> 01:05:29.199
over from scratch on how to be a patron. Yeah,

01:05:29.219 --> 01:05:32.119
Robert Kraft should have let Belichick go and

01:05:32.119 --> 01:05:35.320
kept Brady, but that didn't happen. Yeah. All

01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:38.440
right, will Lil Joey Burrow come back in late

01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:45.829
December, as promised? I'm going to say no. And

01:05:45.829 --> 01:05:48.869
I think that the only reason why he doesn't is

01:05:48.869 --> 01:05:51.010
because the team will be totally out of it by

01:05:51.010 --> 01:05:53.489
then and it won't be any point. Yeah. But if

01:05:53.489 --> 01:05:55.769
the team is in any kind of contention, they're

01:05:55.769 --> 01:05:57.929
going to rush him back and then screw him up

01:05:57.929 --> 01:05:59.969
for next year. If I was them, I would hope that

01:05:59.969 --> 01:06:03.429
that's not the case. Yeah, yeah. Well, the way

01:06:03.429 --> 01:06:07.349
that Jake Browning is playing, I'm going to say,

01:06:07.429 --> 01:06:09.130
and the rest of the team, I'm going to say that's

01:06:09.130 --> 01:06:11.110
probably not going to be an issue. Yeah, I would

01:06:11.110 --> 01:06:15.050
say. I look for the Bengals to... find a new

01:06:15.050 --> 01:06:18.349
quarterback for the interim, probably next week

01:06:18.349 --> 01:06:20.269
or the week after. They're going to find somebody

01:06:20.269 --> 01:06:26.309
else than Browning. Gardner, Minshew, who can

01:06:26.309 --> 01:06:31.530
we get? Well, if they're going to have a sucky

01:06:31.530 --> 01:06:33.050
season, let's get one of their high -round draft

01:06:33.050 --> 01:06:37.710
picks. Yes. Yes. All right. Will the Bengals

01:06:37.710 --> 01:06:42.489
make the playoffs? No. Nope. And then finally,

01:06:42.889 --> 01:06:45.789
will Bill Belichick ever come back to the NFL

01:06:45.789 --> 01:06:51.130
if he's successful in Carolina? No, I'd say not.

01:06:51.309 --> 01:06:53.869
I'd say he's gone to the NFL. Number one, he's

01:06:53.869 --> 01:06:57.610
too old. Number two, I think he's lost a lot

01:06:57.610 --> 01:07:00.010
of credibility. I don't think anyone would hire

01:07:00.010 --> 01:07:02.730
him like they did this time. Everyone just didn't

01:07:02.730 --> 01:07:06.940
hire him. He had like two interviews. He didn't

01:07:06.940 --> 01:07:08.480
get either one of them. They were with shitty

01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:10.340
teams. I can't even remember who he interviewed

01:07:10.340 --> 01:07:12.760
with. And they're both like, nah, we're going

01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:16.800
to go ahead and go another way. Yeah, he's not

01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:21.039
because he's old, but because he's stuck in the

01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:24.380
past. As far as an offensive, defensive mind,

01:07:24.619 --> 01:07:27.739
he's a dinosaur. He wants to do it his own way,

01:07:27.800 --> 01:07:29.980
and that doesn't work anymore. The only reason

01:07:29.980 --> 01:07:31.980
it worked in New England is because it had been

01:07:31.980 --> 01:07:34.119
that way for so long. As the new people came

01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:37.059
in, everybody was already on board. So everyone

01:07:37.059 --> 01:07:39.619
had to. But getting a whole team on board at

01:07:39.619 --> 01:07:42.239
this point ain't going to happen. No, no, no.

01:07:42.420 --> 01:07:44.400
That old way of doing it, I mean, that's why

01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:47.579
he interviewed so poorly. Yeah. Was because he

01:07:47.579 --> 01:07:49.199
was doing the old way and people were like, that's

01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:52.179
not what's going on now. Yeah. You know, we need

01:07:52.179 --> 01:07:58.309
this more... Let's see. Let's think of a good

01:07:58.309 --> 01:08:02.170
young quarterback. Well, like the guy from the

01:08:02.170 --> 01:08:05.050
Eagles, Nick Sirianni. Yeah. They want something

01:08:05.050 --> 01:08:09.150
like that, a younger guy that is like. Quarterback

01:08:09.150 --> 01:08:12.070
can relate to that guy. Yeah, yes. Yeah. Yeah,

01:08:12.090 --> 01:08:13.829
where Belichick's over there. You're going to

01:08:13.829 --> 01:08:17.159
do it like this. And he expects to be obeyed

01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:19.720
because he's Bill Belichick. And the quarterback's

01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:21.859
like, who the fuck are you, old man? Yeah, yeah.

01:08:21.899 --> 01:08:24.420
Go squirt some sawdust in your little baby girlfriend.

01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:27.800
Yeah. They want to do it like the wind dance

01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:31.359
of the Jets. Yes. The Jets guy, the Jets coach.

01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:34.439
You see the wind dance someone's making fun of?

01:08:36.899 --> 01:08:40.880
Yeah, they want someone like that. Well, that's

01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.720
all I have. Well, I have a thing about Chip Kelly.

01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:47.880
He's offensive coordinator for the Raiders. Uh

01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:50.640
-huh. And things aren't working out so well there.

01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:53.619
No. And especially for the tight end position.

01:08:53.960 --> 01:08:57.079
Yeah. And the criticism I read online this morning

01:08:57.079 --> 01:09:00.479
was that a player is saying if you watch the

01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:03.159
way Chip Kelly designs these plays and runs these

01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:07.479
plays, et cetera, it's like college. It's based

01:09:07.479 --> 01:09:10.159
on the hash marks being way out there to the

01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:13.050
side. In the NFL, they're a lot closer to the

01:09:13.050 --> 01:09:15.949
middle of the field. But if you're used to college

01:09:15.949 --> 01:09:17.930
and you say, hey, I'm here on the left hash mark,

01:09:18.090 --> 01:09:20.510
so if I throw the ball way over there, that safety's

01:09:20.510 --> 01:09:22.510
got to run all the way across the field. Well,

01:09:22.630 --> 01:09:25.689
this is the NFL, and the safety's going to have

01:09:25.689 --> 01:09:28.770
to run like about 20 yards less to get there,

01:09:28.890 --> 01:09:33.050
and he's faster. So that's what the guy's criticism

01:09:33.050 --> 01:09:35.550
is. They watch the Raiders' offense and the way

01:09:35.550 --> 01:09:38.350
Chip Kelly designs and runs these plays. They

01:09:38.350 --> 01:09:40.529
look like college plates. It has a whole college

01:09:40.529 --> 01:09:46.090
feel to it. We'll see if that works, but generally

01:09:46.090 --> 01:09:48.649
speaking, college doesn't work in the NFL. It

01:09:48.649 --> 01:09:52.510
just doesn't. So they may have, you know, he

01:09:52.510 --> 01:09:55.149
was a hot name, but who knows if they really

01:09:55.149 --> 01:09:58.890
got who they need there. I don't know. I'll be

01:09:58.890 --> 01:10:00.550
interested to see the first time the Chiefs and

01:10:00.550 --> 01:10:02.850
the Raiders play. I'm going to watch the Raiders'

01:10:02.869 --> 01:10:06.010
offense. and see how that goes. Yeah, I do too.

01:10:06.270 --> 01:10:10.930
Yeah, I want to watch it too. Is that Geno Smith

01:10:10.930 --> 01:10:14.210
in Raiders offense? This is Pete Carroll. Yeah,

01:10:14.289 --> 01:10:18.250
that's right. Last week, Geno Smith was the guy

01:10:18.250 --> 01:10:21.470
who they were going for on fourth down, and he

01:10:21.470 --> 01:10:22.949
forgot it was fourth down and threw the ball

01:10:22.949 --> 01:10:24.729
away. Oh, yeah, you told me about that. He ran

01:10:24.729 --> 01:10:26.590
around, ran back away, ran this way, and then

01:10:26.590 --> 01:10:28.409
just decided to throw it away. And it was like,

01:10:28.489 --> 01:10:30.949
oops, that was fourth down. We don't get another

01:10:30.949 --> 01:10:35.000
play. He should have launched it downfield. Do

01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:37.539
anything. Try it. Even if it's intercepted way

01:10:37.539 --> 01:10:39.479
downfield, at least it's a better field position.

01:10:39.619 --> 01:10:42.739
It's a kickoff. Yeah. But he just threw it to

01:10:42.739 --> 01:10:46.199
the sideline. That's insane. And as many years

01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:48.800
as he's been playing in the NFL and he still

01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:53.600
doesn't get it, okay. I don't think Geno Smith

01:10:53.600 --> 01:10:55.439
should be your quarterback if that's the case.

01:10:55.680 --> 01:11:02.550
Yeah. Gosh. Wow. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I was

01:11:02.550 --> 01:11:05.170
never high on Geno Smith anyhow, and I don't

01:11:05.170 --> 01:11:08.789
know why Pete Carroll... Well, I think Aiden

01:11:08.789 --> 01:11:10.470
O 'Connell was supposed to be their starter,

01:11:10.550 --> 01:11:12.789
but he got hurt. Oh, is that what it was? I think

01:11:12.789 --> 01:11:17.529
it was. I don't know if they ever actually made

01:11:17.529 --> 01:11:20.090
a commitment or a decision between the two of

01:11:20.090 --> 01:11:21.890
them, but when Aiden O 'Connell got hurt, it

01:11:21.890 --> 01:11:23.289
was like, well, it's going to be Geno Smith,

01:11:23.390 --> 01:11:26.430
I guess, now anyway. Well, I never thought that

01:11:26.430 --> 01:11:30.659
high of O 'Connell. No. He's never really shown

01:11:30.659 --> 01:11:32.619
anything. I don't understand their attraction

01:11:32.619 --> 01:11:34.899
to him. But, I mean, even with Tom Brady in there,

01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:36.539
you know, they still have him. Yeah, you would

01:11:36.539 --> 01:11:38.859
think Brady would be able to evaluate quarterbacks

01:11:38.859 --> 01:11:41.300
really well, see what they're doing right, see

01:11:41.300 --> 01:11:43.140
what they're doing wrong. Or talk to a quarterback

01:11:43.140 --> 01:11:46.460
friend of his. Yeah. Say, hey, we've got a spot

01:11:46.460 --> 01:11:49.399
open for you. We're changing things around. Las

01:11:49.399 --> 01:11:53.569
Vegas is a great place to live. Yeah. It's not

01:11:53.569 --> 01:11:56.829
all about organized crime anymore. I know. No,

01:11:57.069 --> 01:11:59.729
only 50 % of it is. Yes. The rest of it, no.

01:11:59.930 --> 01:12:04.909
Yeah. All right. You got anything else? I'm completely

01:12:04.909 --> 01:12:07.170
out of stuff. Pretty well tapped out, I think.

01:12:07.289 --> 01:12:09.850
All right. How long you got? About an hour and

01:12:09.850 --> 01:12:11.569
ten minutes. All right. Well, I guess that's

01:12:11.569 --> 01:12:14.310
all you're getting, fuckers. Well, anyhow, thank

01:12:14.310 --> 01:12:16.170
you all for listening. You guys are awesome.

01:12:16.289 --> 01:12:19.170
We really appreciate it. And go fuck yourself.