WEBVTT 00:00:17.069 --> 00:00:30.329 Welcome, snot rags. It's time for the Daily Douchebag 00:00:30.329 --> 00:00:33.189 Pledge. Say it with me and make everyone near 00:00:33.189 --> 00:00:37.070 you say it too. I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby 00:00:37.070 --> 00:00:40.479 promise to listen to every show. I, Joe or Jane 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:42.740 Listener, hereby promise to download all the 00:00:42.740 --> 00:00:46.320 shows. I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby promise 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:48.820 to go to public computers, friends' computers, 00:00:49.179 --> 00:00:52.320 Androids, iPhones, and business computers, and 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:54.719 all in between, and download the show from there. 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:58.320 I, Joe or Jane Listener, will make all my friends 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:01.700 and family members listen. And finally, I, Joe 00:01:01.700 --> 00:01:04.180 or Jane Listener, hereby promise to lie to everyone 00:01:04.180 --> 00:01:06.859 about how good the show is. And don't forget 00:01:06.859 --> 00:01:08.640 about the selfie you're going to take in front 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:11.400 of the Knoblick, Missouri sign. There you go, 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:18.920 shitbags. That wasn't so bad now, was it? Here 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:21.299 at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't 00:01:21.299 --> 00:01:24.540 stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead 00:01:24.540 --> 00:01:27.700 and assume we got the story wrong. At least we 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:31.019 admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can 00:01:31.019 --> 00:01:35.670 and will lie if it makes the story better. Two 00:01:35.670 --> 00:01:47.430 douchebags and a microphone. Yes, it's true. 00:01:47.569 --> 00:01:50.790 Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark 00:01:50.790 --> 00:01:54.030 uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like 00:01:54.030 --> 00:01:57.370 to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing 00:01:57.370 --> 00:02:01.030 ibuprofen, it's obviously fake, and you're to 00:02:01.030 --> 00:02:02.950 take the pictures and tear them up immediately. 00:02:10.860 --> 00:02:13.979 Oh Lord, that man just sawed a puppy in half. 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:17.300 Hey there, don't worry. I have a clown nose. 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:27.020 Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child. It's 00:02:27.020 --> 00:02:42.689 okay. I have a clown nose. Clown doses are sold 00:02:42.689 --> 00:02:44.210 at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 00:02:44.409 --> 00:02:47.330 Grab one today and make magic happen. And now 00:02:47.330 --> 00:02:49.909 we look in on the adventures of the technical 00:02:49.909 --> 00:02:53.689 explanation guy. Why, excuse me, my dear chap. 00:02:53.750 --> 00:02:57.050 Could you please pass the sodium chloride? Do 00:02:57.050 --> 00:03:01.909 you mean the salt? Why, yes. Yes, I do. Then 00:03:01.909 --> 00:03:06.689 just say the salt, you dumb motherfucker. This 00:03:06.689 --> 00:03:09.090 is Joshua Belmont, your food for thought man 00:03:09.090 --> 00:03:12.060 on The Hustle. So I just realized a genius that 00:03:12.060 --> 00:03:14.759 gets absolutely no credit. His name is Marshall 00:03:14.759 --> 00:03:17.439 Taylor. He is credited with the first bag of 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:20.259 salad mix that was bagged and sold. Yesterday 00:03:20.259 --> 00:03:23.719 was his birthday. I believe he is still alive. 00:03:24.180 --> 00:03:26.780 This guy's genius will never be fully appreciated. 00:03:27.180 --> 00:03:30.060 Before this man, we settled for iceberg lettuce 00:03:30.060 --> 00:03:32.199 with maybe a couple of croutons and some cheese. 00:03:32.699 --> 00:03:35.719 Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with that? Hell no. 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:38.360 He realized that Billy Americana would never 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.460 go out and buy a couple of radishes, a couple 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:43.180 of carrots, a head of purple cabbage, maybe snow 00:03:43.180 --> 00:03:45.400 peas, and possibly some cute romaine bladders 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:49.219 for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should have 00:03:49.219 --> 00:03:53.280 a national holiday. Sir, I see your qualifications 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:56.159 here. May I ask some further questions that could 00:03:56.159 --> 00:03:57.900 help me determine your employment eligibility? 00:03:58.780 --> 00:04:01.990 Yes, sir. I'm ready. Well, as you can see here, 00:04:02.050 --> 00:04:04.150 we have a large population of different ethnic 00:04:04.150 --> 00:04:08.569 backgrounds, sexuality, and ages. Are you by 00:04:08.569 --> 00:04:11.789 chance bilingual? Well, sir, I'm not sure why 00:04:11.789 --> 00:04:14.009 you need that kind of information, but well, 00:04:14.169 --> 00:04:17.550 it was only one time in summer camp. I considered 00:04:17.550 --> 00:04:24.310 it experimental. Miss Gulkenstein was tired of 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:26.730 Mark and Toe for making sport of her. Little 00:04:26.730 --> 00:04:29.290 did the douchebags know Ms. Guffenstein was a 00:04:29.290 --> 00:04:32.290 voodoo high priestess when she was younger. She 00:04:32.290 --> 00:04:35.689 grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing 00:04:35.689 --> 00:04:40.389 Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to 00:04:40.389 --> 00:04:42.389 a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys. 00:04:42.689 --> 00:04:46.550 Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin 00:04:46.550 --> 00:04:51.860 monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen 00:04:51.860 --> 00:04:54.620 in as Rob the Capuchin Monkey tries to sell the 00:04:54.620 --> 00:04:57.459 rest of the Capuchin Monkey's Amway. Rob has 00:04:57.459 --> 00:04:59.920 always dreamed of becoming a Diamond Status Amway 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:24.100 as a Capuchin Monkey. Little did our hero Rob 00:05:24.100 --> 00:05:27.560 know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.680 Club and became violently pissed off when he 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.439 tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.639 grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:52.379 straight. Rob could not sit down. Two douchebags 00:05:52.379 --> 00:05:54.459 and microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City 00:05:54.459 --> 00:06:00.639 area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:03.379 at the beautiful triangle arm of Lake of the 00:06:03.379 --> 00:06:09.180 Ozarks. Four down. At the Duck Blind studio. 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:13.060 Duck Blind studio, yeah. All right, cool. Very 00:06:13.060 --> 00:06:15.019 cool. I want to add that new part. See, I'm throwing 00:06:15.019 --> 00:06:18.480 myself off. Ah, yep, yep. I'm going to add the... 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.500 Oh, well, you know what? It worked. It worked. 00:06:23.740 --> 00:06:28.220 Yeah, it worked. Yep. You want to hear old, Rob? 00:06:29.899 --> 00:06:34.100 Yes. No, not really. I feel old. Okay, me too. 00:06:34.259 --> 00:06:36.939 I pulled a muscle in my back opening up an orange 00:06:36.939 --> 00:06:42.339 juice bottle. Okay, now you're being old. Okay, 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:46.040 okay. Sorry. No, no, no, that's okay. That's 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:50.370 okay. Just thought I'd say it. Yeah, yep. Yeah, 00:06:50.370 --> 00:06:53.290 fuck, yeah, yeah, it still hurts a little bit. 00:06:53.329 --> 00:06:55.550 This is a few days ago. I couldn't believe it 00:06:55.550 --> 00:06:57.370 either. I'm sitting there going, I'm going to 00:06:57.370 --> 00:06:59.069 get this fucking thing open. I don't care. I'm 00:06:59.069 --> 00:07:00.629 not going to mash against anything. I can do 00:07:00.629 --> 00:07:04.209 it myself. Well, I did do it myself, and I still 00:07:04.209 --> 00:07:09.810 fucking hurt. So, anyhow. You know our pug, Otis, 00:07:09.810 --> 00:07:13.250 he asses up our phones constantly. He has a knack 00:07:13.250 --> 00:07:15.389 for finding your phone on the couch and sitting 00:07:15.389 --> 00:07:21.189 his mud button right on it, dude. Yeah, he does 00:07:21.189 --> 00:07:22.910 it. He does it to Val. He does it to me all the 00:07:22.910 --> 00:07:25.129 time. You never leave your phone on the couch. 00:07:25.310 --> 00:07:27.829 And, of course, we always do. You know, run off 00:07:27.829 --> 00:07:30.009 real quick, got to grab something or whatever. 00:07:30.250 --> 00:07:32.509 And there your phone's sitting there. You come 00:07:32.509 --> 00:07:34.649 back, he's sitting right on the motherfucker, 00:07:34.870 --> 00:07:37.470 his fucking mud button, right there on your phone 00:07:37.470 --> 00:07:42.730 where you speak. So he asses up our phone constantly. 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.279 And the thing is, neither one of us have enough 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:48.300 discipline to go, wait a minute, where's my phone? 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:50.759 We always forget. Then we come back and, you 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:52.399 know, there he is sitting on the couch. Where's 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:54.360 the phone? Oh, I know where it is. It's underneath 00:07:54.360 --> 00:08:00.439 his asshole. So, anyhow. All right. Kansas City 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.500 is voting to allow pot lounges, which I'm all 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:07.000 for. And this is like, you know, like a cigar 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.769 lounge, right? Yeah. Okay. You go in. and you 00:08:11.769 --> 00:08:14.389 start smoking whatever. You buy it from there, 00:08:14.470 --> 00:08:17.029 and they have big recliners probably and big 00:08:17.029 --> 00:08:20.189 screens like they do at a cigar bar. And you 00:08:20.189 --> 00:08:23.329 go in there, and you start toking, bullshitting 00:08:23.329 --> 00:08:27.050 with people, whatever, watching TV. They might 00:08:27.050 --> 00:08:29.389 have video games. Who knows? All kinds of stuff 00:08:29.389 --> 00:08:33.389 probably. So Kansas City, it looks like they're 00:08:33.389 --> 00:08:36.750 really going to do it. I hope they do. If I was 00:08:36.750 --> 00:08:39.440 an Uber driver, though, I would hang cards out 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:41.580 in front of that pot lounge with a menu printed 00:08:41.580 --> 00:08:45.519 on it, like maybe have some Doritos in your car. 00:08:46.100 --> 00:08:49.500 Yeah, yeah. There's White Castle. Yes, White 00:08:49.500 --> 00:08:53.120 Castle, Cheetos, Flaming Hot, and Reggae. You 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:55.580 don't have White Castle, Casey. We'll get the 00:08:55.580 --> 00:08:57.840 frozen ones. We'll get the frozen ones and lie 00:08:57.840 --> 00:09:01.100 to them. Yeah. Yeah. We'll go, yeah, yeah, we 00:09:01.100 --> 00:09:03.620 got a guy running to Columbia constantly getting 00:09:03.620 --> 00:09:07.220 White Castles back here. This just got off of 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:14.889 his car. They're right here. Brand new. My words 00:09:14.889 --> 00:09:20.990 on that, I agree. Why not? You have bars for 00:09:20.990 --> 00:09:25.389 alcohol. Yes. I think it makes perfectly good 00:09:25.389 --> 00:09:31.809 sense. And pot is legal in Missouri now. I agree. 00:09:31.970 --> 00:09:35.950 Why not? Yeah, and also, it's an avenue for more 00:09:35.950 --> 00:09:39.269 small businesses to come aboard. You know, someone's 00:09:39.269 --> 00:09:41.870 like, you know, I got this vision. And it's your 00:09:41.870 --> 00:09:46.070 choice whether you want to go or not. Yes. Yeah. 00:09:46.330 --> 00:09:50.970 Yeah. Yep. No, I agree. So, you know, if I was 00:09:50.970 --> 00:09:53.090 out in front at an Uber driver, I'd hand cards 00:09:53.090 --> 00:09:55.870 out, say, look, you know, and with my menu on 00:09:55.870 --> 00:10:00.370 it, like, I got Doritos, Cool Ranch, Taco, and... 00:10:00.809 --> 00:10:03.529 and probably nacho cheese, Cheetos Flamin' Hot 00:10:03.529 --> 00:10:07.230 and regular, Ho -Ho's, White Castle's, Little 00:10:07.230 --> 00:10:10.409 Debbie's. Oh, you know what? Hang on, Rob. Let's 00:10:10.409 --> 00:10:12.590 have the new guy explain stoner food to everybody. 00:10:12.669 --> 00:10:15.929 That sound good? Hey, sounds awesome. All right, 00:10:15.929 --> 00:10:17.409 we'll hand it over to the new guy. Here you go, 00:10:17.470 --> 00:10:23.769 new guy. Hello. This is a new guy, and I've been 00:10:23.769 --> 00:10:27.570 instructed to explain stoner food to you all, 00:10:27.649 --> 00:10:33.789 so let me get right to it. Some of the most popular 00:10:33.789 --> 00:10:38.110 and classic stoner foods include pizza, nachos, 00:10:38.110 --> 00:10:41.370 chips and snack mixes, savory, crunchy, and often 00:10:41.370 --> 00:10:44.029 cheesy. These are perfect for mindless snacking. 00:10:44.090 --> 00:10:47.110 Popular choices include Doritos, Cheetos, and 00:10:47.110 --> 00:10:49.950 bunions. Mac and cheese is a classic comfort 00:10:49.950 --> 00:10:53.730 food that's gooey, salty, and satisfying. Grilled 00:10:53.730 --> 00:10:56.269 cheese sandwiches, this gooey melted cheese classic 00:10:56.269 --> 00:10:59.549 is easy to make and comforting to eat. Ice cream 00:10:59.549 --> 00:11:02.279 provides an intense flavor burst. with many flavors 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.960 designed to please. Baked goods include cookies, 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:07.059 brownies, pop tarts, and even raw cookie dough. 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:12.879 Cereal. Sugary cereal can be the perfect combination 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:15.820 of sweet and crunchy for a stoner. Roman noodles, 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:18.019 this cheap and easy meal, can be upgraded with 00:11:18.019 --> 00:11:20.139 ingredients like eggs or hot sauce to make it 00:11:20.139 --> 00:11:22.940 more savory. Many fast food chains like Taco 00:11:22.940 --> 00:11:25.299 Bell and McDonald's become icons of stoner culture 00:11:25.299 --> 00:11:27.980 due to their affordability, convenience, and 00:11:27.980 --> 00:11:30.970 satisfying flavors. The appeal of stoner food 00:11:30.970 --> 00:11:32.970 often comes down to these key characteristics. 00:11:33.450 --> 00:11:36.769 Intense flavors. Cannabis can amplify the senses, 00:11:36.909 --> 00:11:39.909 making sweet, salty, and spicy flavors more intense 00:11:39.909 --> 00:11:43.409 and enjoyable. Contrasting textures. Food that 00:11:43.409 --> 00:11:45.830 offers a variety of textures like crunchy chips, 00:11:45.990 --> 00:11:48.610 gooey cheese, or chewy candy can be especially 00:11:48.610 --> 00:11:51.789 satisfying. Classic snacks and comfort foods 00:11:51.789 --> 00:11:54.549 often have a nostalgic feel that enhances the 00:11:54.549 --> 00:11:57.629 experience. Impaired judgment can lead to surprisingly 00:11:58.220 --> 00:12:00.639 creative, and sometimes strange food combinations 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:03.740 that could be incredibly fun to try. Examples 00:12:03.740 --> 00:12:06.559 include adding potato chips to a sandwich or 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:09.759 mixing different candies. There you go, you fuckwads. 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:12.899 I hope you're happy. Alright, thank you, new 00:12:12.899 --> 00:12:14.840 guy, even though you don't sound like you like 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:17.179 to explain stuff, but we appreciate you doing 00:12:17.179 --> 00:12:20.320 it, don't we, Rob? Yeah, yeah, we gotta appreciate 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:23.639 it. I'm still debating whether we got paid that 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:28.259 much, you know. Well, right now, right now, All 00:12:28.259 --> 00:12:30.679 I did was like, I don't know, I gave him a couple 00:12:30.679 --> 00:12:33.360 of apples and a couple of pennies, and he was 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:36.639 good with that. Oh, fuck, he hit me up for 50 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:40.120 bucks. He hit you up? Oh, no wonder he only wanted 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:42.399 apples from me. You already paid him. Yeah, he 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:45.659 hit me up for 50 bucks. No wonder. I didn't think 00:12:45.659 --> 00:12:48.480 new guy looked that smart. I guess so. Oh, shit. 00:12:48.700 --> 00:12:52.059 He's looking at me now. All right, he double 00:12:52.059 --> 00:12:53.919 dipped. He got you, and then he got me. That's 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:58.259 it. Yeah. Well, you know. Okay, well, he got 00:12:58.259 --> 00:13:02.740 us. There is this zoo in Kentucky that the monkeys 00:13:02.740 --> 00:13:06.360 like to drink hard alcohol, if available. Don't 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:11.179 ask me how this was figured out. But I go back. 00:13:11.779 --> 00:13:19.840 Yes. The monkey, it's in Kentucky. Yeah, they 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:21.899 like to drink hard alcohol if available. And 00:13:21.899 --> 00:13:23.759 like I said, I don't know how they figured this 00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:26.039 out. Someone had to have come up there with a 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:28.720 drink, and either a monkey took it away from 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:30.559 them, or they're like, hey, monkey, you want 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:33.919 to try some? I mean, I don't know how else you 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:36.019 would figure out that a monkey likes a good stiff 00:13:36.019 --> 00:13:40.580 drink. So here's one of the things that they 00:13:40.580 --> 00:13:42.759 figured out, though. It now appears that monkeys 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:45.259 get wasted regularly off the fermented fruits 00:13:45.259 --> 00:13:49.850 that they eat. Oh. Yeah, that makes sense, right? 00:13:50.110 --> 00:13:54.210 Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, so that's probably 00:13:54.210 --> 00:13:56.190 part of how they figured it out. And then the 00:13:56.190 --> 00:13:58.370 other part, I don't know if I want to know. So 00:13:58.370 --> 00:14:01.789 the alcohol content in the fermented fruit... 00:14:01.789 --> 00:14:04.129 That part is probably illegal. Yeah, that's what 00:14:04.129 --> 00:14:08.570 I'm thinking too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't want 00:14:08.570 --> 00:14:10.289 to know the rest. All I know is they like... 00:14:10.289 --> 00:14:12.029 We're going to leave it right there. Yeah, we're 00:14:12.029 --> 00:14:13.750 going to leave that sitting right there and go 00:14:13.750 --> 00:14:19.230 back. So, you know, the phrase one drunk monkey 00:14:19.230 --> 00:14:21.490 might have come from something like that, right? 00:14:21.629 --> 00:14:23.690 You ever hear that? There's one drunk monkey. 00:14:23.889 --> 00:14:27.769 Yeah, maybe someone saw a monkey get smashed, 00:14:27.909 --> 00:14:30.549 you know. Well, there's more to this study. I'll 00:14:30.549 --> 00:14:32.669 go on. They studied the animals and watched them 00:14:32.669 --> 00:14:35.549 get intoxicated, and only later in the afternoon 00:14:35.549 --> 00:14:38.429 would they touch the fermented fruit. So no Bloody 00:14:38.429 --> 00:14:42.129 Marys or sangrias, Rob, for the monkeys. So it 00:14:42.129 --> 00:14:45.730 was the fruit. Yes. Yeah, and they wouldn't touch 00:14:45.730 --> 00:14:48.149 it. They knew it had alcohol in it, and they 00:14:48.149 --> 00:14:50.289 would save it for later on in the evening, kind 00:14:50.289 --> 00:14:53.870 of like people would. Yeah. Only we're not that 00:14:53.870 --> 00:14:57.909 smart. We like sangria. It's a nightcap. Yeah, 00:14:57.929 --> 00:15:00.850 it's a nightcap. Yeah, so they wait. They know 00:15:00.850 --> 00:15:03.450 which ones have the alcohol in them, and they 00:15:03.450 --> 00:15:05.649 wait until the evening to devour them and get 00:15:05.649 --> 00:15:10.750 smashed. Damn, we did come for monkeys. Yeah, 00:15:10.750 --> 00:15:15.360 that's true. You know, this is interesting. They 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:17.059 only eat the fruit with alcohol later in the 00:15:17.059 --> 00:15:18.879 day. It's kind of like humans, you know, just 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:20.860 like it. The cool thing is they never get to 00:15:20.860 --> 00:15:23.580 you guys swinging from the tree smashed, you 00:15:23.580 --> 00:15:28.080 know. The more I hear this story, the more I 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:31.299 love it. Me too. Wouldn't that be great? Like, 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:33.279 just leave bottles of alcohol out and just watch 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:37.139 monkeys get smashed. As hairy as I am, we've 00:15:37.139 --> 00:15:42.990 got to come from monkeys. Oh, man. Something. 00:15:43.029 --> 00:15:45.190 Oh, yeah, yeah. You got one of those coming up, 00:15:45.210 --> 00:15:47.570 but we'll get into that. Yeah, I do. Yeah, we'll 00:15:47.570 --> 00:15:51.389 get into that. So, all right. Well, Doritos, 00:15:51.389 --> 00:15:54.190 we spoke about them earlier. They have finally 00:15:54.190 --> 00:15:59.909 succumbed to all the chatter. Anyhow, where the 00:15:59.909 --> 00:16:03.070 hell is it? They are releasing pizza -flavored 00:16:03.070 --> 00:16:05.889 Doritos, and they will be called Stranger Things 00:16:05.889 --> 00:16:08.490 Pizza Doritos, of course, in tandem with the 00:16:08.490 --> 00:16:11.330 promotion from the... show Stranger Things that 00:16:11.330 --> 00:16:15.029 has aired on Netflix. Doritos are not happy with 00:16:15.029 --> 00:16:17.230 just that, though. They also have a Savory Ranch 00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:20.490 mashup in the works as well. So there you go, 00:16:20.570 --> 00:16:22.409 a couple of new Dorito flavors. You can't go 00:16:22.409 --> 00:16:26.289 wrong with that, right? Oh, definitely. Well, 00:16:26.470 --> 00:16:29.250 yeah, you can. Well, yeah, you know what? Doritos 00:16:29.250 --> 00:16:31.149 usually does a pretty good job on their flavors, 00:16:31.210 --> 00:16:32.350 though, so I'm going to give them the benefit 00:16:32.350 --> 00:16:37.730 of the doubt. Yeah, they do. Yeah. So... Then, 00:16:37.730 --> 00:16:40.070 Chobani, you know the yogurt guys, and now they're 00:16:40.070 --> 00:16:43.669 coffee creamer guys as well? Yeah, Chobani, yeah. 00:16:43.950 --> 00:16:47.169 They claim to have the holy grail of coffee creamers. 00:16:47.450 --> 00:16:50.990 It's cookie butter creamer. I don't know about 00:16:50.990 --> 00:16:54.330 you, Rob, but that did nothing for me. Cookie 00:16:54.330 --> 00:16:57.409 butter creamer. I don't think that's the holy 00:16:57.409 --> 00:17:08.160 grail of coffee creamers, do you? That could 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:13.740 be. It'd be a little thicker, I would say. Yes. 00:17:13.740 --> 00:17:16.859 Just right off hand. Just out of my brain. You 00:17:16.859 --> 00:17:18.539 know what? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's really 00:17:18.539 --> 00:17:22.980 thick and it's robust. A little thicker than 00:17:22.980 --> 00:17:27.019 a normal creamer. That could be. Thicker than 00:17:27.019 --> 00:17:29.900 milk. Yeah, because if you get Duncan's Creamer, 00:17:29.940 --> 00:17:32.640 Duncan's Creamer is really, really thick and 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:37.829 it has a hard time coming out of the jar. So, 00:17:37.829 --> 00:17:40.690 or the bottle, you know, the plastic bottle because 00:17:40.690 --> 00:17:43.109 it's so thick. So maybe, you know, maybe that's 00:17:43.109 --> 00:17:49.069 it. It could be a new thing. Could be. We'll 00:17:49.069 --> 00:17:52.990 keep an eye on that. We will. We will. So, have 00:17:52.990 --> 00:17:57.730 you ever heard of the triangle trick? No. The 00:17:57.730 --> 00:18:00.390 triangle method is all about your eyes and the 00:18:00.390 --> 00:18:03.180 other person's eyes and mouth. You're first supposed 00:18:03.180 --> 00:18:06.460 to look at one of the eyes of that person, then 00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:08.759 you quickly shift to looking at that person's 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.859 mouth, followed by glancing at the other eye, 00:18:11.980 --> 00:18:15.660 the three body parts from the so -called golden 00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:22.619 triangle. Okay, this is supposed to be how you 00:18:22.619 --> 00:18:24.779 know if someone's attracted to you. Do you believe 00:18:24.779 --> 00:18:38.799 anything like that at all? No. Okay, well, okay, 00:18:38.900 --> 00:18:41.259 let's go over this again. It's all about your 00:18:41.259 --> 00:18:43.700 eyes and the other person's eyes and mouth. You're 00:18:43.700 --> 00:18:46.559 first supposed to look at one of the eyes of 00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:49.099 that person. Then you quickly shift to looking 00:18:49.099 --> 00:18:51.640 at that person's mouth, followed by glancing 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:57.279 at their other eye. I don't get it. I glance 00:18:57.279 --> 00:18:59.700 at people's faces all the time I examine them 00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:03.920 whenever I'm talking to them. You know? And I 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:17.720 don't get what you're talking about. Yeah, that's 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:19.680 kind of what I was saying. Yeah, you're on board 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:26.940 with me. You got what I'm, yeah. Okay. Yeah, 00:19:29.259 --> 00:19:31.960 yeah. And also, if a chick did this to me and 00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:34.059 I noticed, I'm headed to the mirror to see what 00:19:34.059 --> 00:19:36.019 the fuck I have in my beard. You know, a piece 00:19:36.019 --> 00:19:39.500 of bread. A piece of celery, a stalk of celery, 00:19:39.579 --> 00:19:42.619 something. I'm not thinking, hey, wow. I mean, 00:19:42.700 --> 00:19:44.480 you know, I'm married and everything, too. Not 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.819 that I, you know, give a shit. Yeah, like, I 00:19:46.819 --> 00:19:49.599 really got to worry about that these days myself. 00:19:50.039 --> 00:19:53.380 Yeah, no, I know. And so, but if that happened 00:19:53.380 --> 00:19:55.640 to me, I wouldn't be thinking, hey, still got 00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:57.579 it. I'd be thinking, what the fuck is in my beard? 00:19:57.660 --> 00:19:59.819 I need to get to a mirror. I got something in 00:19:59.819 --> 00:20:02.759 there. That's why she's looking. So, anyhow. 00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:08.240 Okay, I had an email that I lost, Rob. I'm not 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:11.119 sure how, but it's asking about the green flash 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:14.480 when the sun sets. I could only capture that 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:19.339 on a phone in Key West on a sunset cruise. You 00:20:19.339 --> 00:20:21.480 know, I'm sure there's other places as well that 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:24.519 you can capture the green dot, but I could only 00:20:24.519 --> 00:20:28.539 get the green dot. And what a green dot is, is, 00:20:28.579 --> 00:20:32.380 you know what? Hang on. Let's have the new guy 00:20:32.380 --> 00:20:34.740 do an experiment. an official explanation on 00:20:34.740 --> 00:20:38.680 the green dot. What do you think? Why not? Because 00:20:38.680 --> 00:20:42.279 I have no idea what it is. You paid him 50 bucks, 00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:45.299 Rob. So, I mean, we might as well have him... 00:20:45.299 --> 00:20:47.619 Yeah, he owes me. He owes me. You know, he's 00:20:47.619 --> 00:20:49.400 rolling his eyes. Let's definitely take it to 00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:51.619 him. All right, new guy. What the fuck is a green 00:20:51.619 --> 00:20:57.960 flash? Hello. This is the new guy again. These 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.019 two guys want me to explain something about a 00:21:01.019 --> 00:21:06.680 green flash or some shit, so here we go. A green 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:09.779 flash at sunset is a momentary bright green spot 00:21:09.779 --> 00:21:12.500 that appears just as the sun disappears below 00:21:12.500 --> 00:21:15.460 the horizon, caused by an atmosphere acting like 00:21:15.460 --> 00:21:17.880 a prison to separate sunlight into its colors. 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:20.680 To see it, you need a perfectly clear and flat 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:24.529 horizon, such as over the ocean, and clean, particle 00:21:24.529 --> 00:21:28.670 -free air to minimize the light. The flash is 00:21:28.670 --> 00:21:31.930 fleeting, lasting only a few seconds, and is 00:21:31.930 --> 00:21:34.990 often added by temporary retinal bleaching that 00:21:34.990 --> 00:21:37.250 can make the yellow light of the setting of the 00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:42.230 sun appear green. All right, new guy, thank you 00:21:42.230 --> 00:21:44.269 very much. Even though you're surly and you hate 00:21:44.269 --> 00:21:47.230 us, thank you for explaining that. He just stormed 00:21:47.230 --> 00:21:50.130 off. We made him do two in a row. He's not happy. 00:21:53.549 --> 00:21:56.609 Thank you, asshole. I mean, yeah, whatever his 00:21:56.609 --> 00:21:59.069 name is. New guy, the guy that ripped you off. 00:21:59.170 --> 00:22:03.930 New guy, yeah. Well, I just got my money's worth 00:22:03.930 --> 00:22:10.549 there. Yeah, there you go. That's two in one 00:22:10.549 --> 00:22:16.809 show. I got my money's worth. A New Zealand mom 00:22:16.809 --> 00:22:20.150 broke a world record for running across a track 00:22:20.150 --> 00:22:24.609 made of Legos. And she accomplished the impressive 00:22:24.609 --> 00:22:30.190 feat with her bare feet, Rob. I gotta hear how 00:22:30.190 --> 00:22:36.029 far it was. You can watch it online. It's a world 00:22:36.029 --> 00:22:39.930 record. But gosh, can you imagine running across 00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:44.829 Legos in your bare foot? So you don't have the 00:22:44.829 --> 00:22:49.740 length. You can look it up. I have the link here, 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:53.940 but I have no way to send it to anybody. I'm 00:22:53.940 --> 00:22:55.940 in the middle of this right here, and I can't 00:22:55.940 --> 00:22:59.140 get to what I need to send it to you. No, what 00:22:59.140 --> 00:23:03.539 I'm saying is your report did not have the actual 00:23:03.539 --> 00:23:06.619 links you ran. No, no, no. I had to go find it. 00:23:06.619 --> 00:23:13.279 Okay. Okay, sounds good. Gabrielle Wall earned 00:23:13.279 --> 00:23:15.700 the Guinness Book of World Records for the fastest 00:23:15.700 --> 00:23:19.519 100 -meter barefoot on Lego bricks back in January. 00:23:19.900 --> 00:23:24.339 But she went viral this week, racking up 9 .3 00:23:24.339 --> 00:23:27.019 million views after Guinness World Records posted 00:23:27.019 --> 00:23:29.480 the effort on Instagram. Okay, it's on Instagram. 00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:32.640 No secret coaching, just years of midnight... 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:35.460 It'll be on YouTube also. Just years of midnight 00:23:35.460 --> 00:23:38.680 bathroom trips dodging Lego landmines left by 00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:41.960 her kids. Wall, a mother of two, ran the 100 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:45.460 meters in 24 .75 seconds and explained it was 00:23:45.460 --> 00:23:47.720 one of the items on the bucket list she wrote 00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:52.559 after she suffered a health scare in 2022. So, 00:23:52.579 --> 00:23:55.000 do you see what I'm saying? She had a health... 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:58.339 Okay, go back up. You read the numbers. How many 00:23:58.339 --> 00:24:02.839 meters? Okay, it's 100 meters in 24, almost, 00:24:03.019 --> 00:24:07.559 a little under 25 seconds. Okay, 100 meters? 00:24:07.940 --> 00:24:13.170 100 meters. It is. I don't even have to calculate 00:24:13.170 --> 00:24:17.609 that. Oh, my God. That would hurt like crazy. 00:24:20.869 --> 00:24:27.269 Wow, 100 meters. Yeah, just thinking about it. 00:24:27.369 --> 00:24:29.410 Oh, I know. She had a health scare. It's like 00:24:29.410 --> 00:24:33.029 a football field, almost. I know. 100 meters 00:24:33.029 --> 00:24:35.609 is pretty much a football field. Geez. Yeah, 00:24:35.609 --> 00:24:39.069 a meter is almost a yard. Yeah, it's almost a 00:24:39.069 --> 00:24:47.359 football field. Wow. Wow. Okay. That woman has 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:53.400 some tough feet. I guess so. Geez. I hate to 00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:56.839 ruin your story. I just want to see how far she 00:24:56.839 --> 00:25:00.480 actually ran. No, no. I'm with you, Rob. I'm 00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.839 with you. That's impressive. How fast did you 00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:09.640 say she did it? In 24. A little bit under 25 00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:13.980 seconds. Just right under 25 seconds. 100 meters 00:25:13.980 --> 00:25:21.380 of Legos. That's faster than Chelsea. A lot of 00:25:21.380 --> 00:25:24.359 things are faster. A lot of things are faster 00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:27.059 than him right now. A lot of NFL players, honestly. 00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:36.750 Anyhow, a track wall sprinted through. Okay, 00:25:36.809 --> 00:25:39.069 a track wall sprinted through was constructed 00:25:39.069 --> 00:25:47.710 from a staggering 661 pounds of Legos. 661 pounds 00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:51.750 of Legos. Can you believe that shit? Jeez, that's 00:25:51.750 --> 00:25:57.089 a lot of Legos. Which are donated by Imagination 00:25:57.089 --> 00:25:59.769 Station, a New Zealand charity that offers classes 00:25:59.769 --> 00:26:03.769 centered around the popular toys. Which, uh... 00:26:04.940 --> 00:26:08.119 Which were donated, let's see, which were invented 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:11.240 by a carpenter in Denmark in 1932 and are now 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:13.599 made in factories around the world. Guinness 00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:15.819 World Records also posted about Wahl's honor 00:26:15.819 --> 00:26:18.960 this week on its Facebook page, where someone 00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.319 commented she's literally the most psychotic 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:28.940 person on earth. I think I would have to, yes, 00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:38.759 yes. You know what? Did she finish it? Yeah. 00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:43.420 Yeah, she did. How psychotic is she? She finished 00:26:43.420 --> 00:26:47.339 it. No, I know. No, I thought it was funny, but 00:26:47.339 --> 00:26:51.680 I don't agree with it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know 00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:59.859 what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Hey, I give that 00:26:59.859 --> 00:27:09.279 woman praises. I do, too. I do, too. So... Oh, 00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:12.660 that sounds like hell to me. So, anyhow, I could... 00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:16.539 She's on a pedestal. Yep. All right. I could 00:27:16.539 --> 00:27:19.839 go on, but let's go ahead and go to you, Rob. 00:27:20.059 --> 00:27:22.720 You got some stuff? All right. Yeah, yeah, I 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:25.440 got one here. Okay. And this is one Brent has 00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:30.579 turned me on to. Okay. And this is a Bigfoot 00:27:30.579 --> 00:28:01.960 story. Okay. The creature was snapped rummaging 00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:06.319 around in a Mississippi swamp. The property is 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:10.140 owned by a man named Josh Highcliffe, who was 00:28:10.140 --> 00:28:16.220 hunting hogs on October 24, 2013, when he came 00:28:16.220 --> 00:28:48.859 across a legendary animal. I've always heard 00:28:48.859 --> 00:28:52.720 stories of Skunk Ape and Honey Island Swamp Monster 00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:57.799 from these parts, but never thought about it 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:02.440 being real ever, Highcliffe explained. He describes 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:06.400 the encounter on his videos page, revealing he 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:11.059 was in the swamp around 6pm, not too far from 00:29:11.059 --> 00:29:14.539 the road, dressed in camouflage. He was sitting 00:29:14.539 --> 00:29:59.589 still. for the sun to go down. I'll go into that. 00:30:00.069 --> 00:30:08.809 Digging out a stump, I will go into. Okay. Even 00:30:08.809 --> 00:30:11.670 though he was a hunter, Eichel's worst instinct 00:30:11.670 --> 00:30:16.390 was to run instead of shoot the beast. He explained 00:30:16.390 --> 00:30:20.309 that time appeared a slowdown, but he had the 00:30:20.309 --> 00:30:23.670 forethought to start filming the encounter on 00:30:23.670 --> 00:30:31.059 his iPhone because he didn't... I guess I pushed 00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:34.500 the record button twice because it stopped blinking 00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:38.480 red, but I pushed it again, he explained. When 00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:41.759 a truck on the nearby road passed by, the thing 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:46.099 stood up, which prompted Highcliffe to run. He 00:30:46.099 --> 00:30:50.799 believes it may have been seven feet tall based 00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:54.579 on the size of the stump and his experience. 00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:02.519 to his hunting skills. Convinced it was not a 00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:05.559 bear, Highcliffe wondered if the whole thing 00:31:05.559 --> 00:31:10.259 was a prank and pondered. Has anyone seen anything 00:31:10.259 --> 00:31:14.180 like this in Mississippi? He also expressed grief 00:31:14.180 --> 00:31:17.900 that he didn't stay longer to capture more of 00:31:17.900 --> 00:31:34.950 the creature on film. Okay. Okay. What this creature 00:31:34.950 --> 00:31:40.170 is doing, it's crouched down. Mm -hmm. And it's 00:31:40.170 --> 00:31:45.289 in the swamp, and there is a hollowed out hole 00:31:45.289 --> 00:31:51.130 in the bottom of this tree stump. Uh -huh. Well, 00:31:51.269 --> 00:31:54.990 it's a whole tree still, but it's in the base 00:31:54.990 --> 00:32:19.200 of this tree. And this thing... If you get a 00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.799 chance, look it up. Yeah, please. Please look 00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.640 it up. Because this is the best footage I've 00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:29.039 ever seen. Same here. It's ripping up chunks. 00:32:29.180 --> 00:32:32.140 You know how there's holes in the base of trees? 00:32:32.940 --> 00:32:37.720 Uh -huh. Well, this hole is like four or five 00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:41.680 foot tall, and it's crouched down, yanking chunks 00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:45.720 off the sides, making the doorway bigger. Wow. 00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:56.509 I'll tell you, this is the best footage I have 00:32:56.509 --> 00:33:00.369 ever seen. If you want to see Bigfoot, watch 00:33:00.369 --> 00:33:05.509 this. Sounds cool. That's out of Tunica, Mississippi. 00:33:06.650 --> 00:33:11.829 Cool. Also known as Las Vegas of the South. Yes. 00:33:12.470 --> 00:33:16.569 All right. Let's take our first break and come 00:33:16.569 --> 00:33:19.970 back with some emails. Sound good? Sounds great. 00:33:20.150 --> 00:33:27.940 That's what we're going to do. So you want proof 00:33:27.940 --> 00:33:29.960 that we love you here at Q -Douche Bates and 00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:32.619 Microphone Central? Here's a proof right here. 00:33:32.700 --> 00:33:36.140 How about the drink of the week? Hey, my party 00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:39.359 pilgrims. How about Norwegian's famous pineapple 00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:42.759 coconut mojito? One and a quarter ounce Bacardi 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:45.660 coconut rum, one ounce pineapple puree, three 00:33:45.660 --> 00:33:48.380 pieces of lime wedges, six pieces of mint leaves, 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.400 and one half ounce of simple syrup. You garnish 00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:54.660 ginger candy on a pick, orange wilt, and a mint 00:33:54.660 --> 00:33:59.509 sprig. Take a 12 -ounce glass, shake all ingredients 00:33:59.509 --> 00:34:02.930 together, and strain over fresh ice and top with 00:34:02.930 --> 00:34:06.390 soda. How about a splash of 7 -Up Sprite or ginger 00:34:06.390 --> 00:34:11.510 ale just for a little extra pizzazz? Two douchebags, 00:34:11.550 --> 00:34:13.530 a microphone, and an effort to keep everything 00:34:13.530 --> 00:34:21.349 fresh. We offer you First World Problems. I can't 00:34:21.349 --> 00:34:24.710 believe the coffee grinder is broke at the big 00:34:24.710 --> 00:34:29.769 box store. There's no way I can be expected to 00:34:29.769 --> 00:34:34.329 grind my coffee beans every damn morning. Oh 00:34:34.329 --> 00:34:36.510 man, what the fuck is this? Is this a new feature? 00:34:38.269 --> 00:34:43.389 What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. 00:34:44.110 --> 00:34:49.190 Hmm. Is Alanis Morissette still pissed off? Hmm. 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.260 Harambe used to listen to our original show, 00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:54.699 Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic 00:34:54.699 --> 00:34:57.920 Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:00.400 original show, Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack 00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:03.780 Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask 00:35:03.780 --> 00:35:06.380 why Harambe never listens to our original show, 00:35:06.500 --> 00:35:08.639 Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic 00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:11.880 Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is 00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:14.539 dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot 00:35:14.539 --> 00:35:16.619 did not watch her child properly while looking 00:35:16.619 --> 00:35:19.639 on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does not listen to 00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:21.599 our original show, Two Gibshits and the Cheap 00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:24.139 Radio Shedack Realistic Dig Recorder, or any 00:35:24.139 --> 00:35:28.539 other show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. Hey, my fellow 00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:32.480 heavy breeders, this is Dash Riptide, your music 00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:37.659 news. Hey, this is Dash Riptide here. I thought 00:35:37.659 --> 00:35:39.639 I'd let you all know, all you music fans, that 00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:43.260 I pre -ordered the Aussie book, brand new, coming 00:35:43.260 --> 00:35:47.360 out October 7th. It's called Last Rites. I think 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:49.119 it's going to be phenomenal from what I read, 00:35:49.219 --> 00:35:51.780 and you should get it too if you're a fan. This 00:35:51.780 --> 00:35:54.739 is Gash Rooktyne, and that was your music news. 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.860 If it's too loud, you probably have ear damage, 00:35:57.980 --> 00:36:07.900 just like me. Sometimes Mark appears to be in 00:36:07.900 --> 00:36:10.880 deep thoughts. Usually he is contemplating whether 00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:13.320 to squeeze it too out or save it up for a better 00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:18.440 place. But I digress. Sometimes, he does occasionally 00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:21.679 have a deep thought. Now we look in on his brilliance. 00:36:23.820 --> 00:36:27.119 What if I learned telepathy, and then I tried 00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.139 to talk to random people? How would I know if 00:36:30.139 --> 00:36:34.900 they're ignoring me? I guess some questions are 00:36:34.900 --> 00:36:38.079 greater than mankind. The term midget originated 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:41.099 in the 19th century derived from midge, a small 00:36:41.099 --> 00:36:45.619 insect, plus suffix et. There you have Midge 00:36:45.619 --> 00:36:49.019 It. Initially, it referred to a small proportionate 00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:51.619 person, sometimes used in entertainment world. 00:36:51.739 --> 00:36:54.099 However, in association with freak shows and 00:36:54.099 --> 00:36:56.679 public displays of people with dwarfism, led 00:36:56.679 --> 00:36:59.099 to term becoming widely considered derogatory 00:36:59.099 --> 00:37:02.019 and offensive. Today, organizations like Little 00:37:02.019 --> 00:37:04.500 People of America advocate the words removal 00:37:04.500 --> 00:37:07.579 from common usage with little person or person 00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:12.840 with dwarfism being preferred. Like we give a 00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:18.670 shit. Strange, but true. There are deep -sea 00:37:18.670 --> 00:37:20.849 fish with transparent heads and visible brains. 00:37:21.030 --> 00:37:23.130 The barrel -eye fish looks like something from 00:37:23.130 --> 00:37:26.010 an alien autopsy. Its head is literally see -through, 00:37:26.090 --> 00:37:28.429 and you can watch its eyes swivel inside like 00:37:28.429 --> 00:37:41.969 little green orbs of doom. Two douchebags and 00:37:41.969 --> 00:37:43.949 microphone on Mark here in the Kansas City area 00:37:43.949 --> 00:37:49.710 at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob, the 00:37:49.710 --> 00:37:51.989 beautiful nine -year -old arm of Lake of the 00:37:51.989 --> 00:37:55.289 Ozarks in the Duck Blind studio. Quack, quack. 00:37:55.349 --> 00:38:01.130 Four now. Four now. All right, Rob, I have some 00:38:01.130 --> 00:38:04.550 emails here. You ready for them? Yes, I am. All 00:38:04.550 --> 00:38:07.010 right. If you guys were Beavis and Butthead, 00:38:07.090 --> 00:38:09.050 which douche would be Beavis and which would 00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:13.449 be Butthead? Travis in Colorado. I always loved 00:38:13.449 --> 00:38:15.530 the name Butthead. Do you care if I'd be Butthead? 00:38:16.510 --> 00:38:19.250 I'd be the dumber one. See, I figured I'd be 00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:25.969 Butthead. Oh, shit. Hey, wait a second. Beavis 00:38:25.969 --> 00:38:33.710 is a little... Yeah, you know what? Yes. So, 00:38:33.710 --> 00:38:35.710 okay. I guess I would be butthead then, right? 00:38:36.369 --> 00:38:38.909 Honestly, these days, I'm not far behind you, 00:38:38.969 --> 00:38:43.210 dude. Honestly. Okay. Well, lifting that steel 00:38:43.210 --> 00:38:46.690 will put muscles in your shit, dude. You know 00:38:46.690 --> 00:38:49.570 this, though. See, you're more the leader. That's 00:38:49.570 --> 00:38:52.809 where Beavis would be. Okay. Beavis is more the 00:38:52.809 --> 00:38:55.630 leader. You know what? That would be you. Rob, 00:38:55.690 --> 00:38:59.869 you're right. Okay. All right. I guess I'm Beavis 00:38:59.869 --> 00:39:02.849 and you're butthead. Sound good? All right. There 00:39:02.849 --> 00:39:06.769 you go, Travis in Colorado. What a question. 00:39:07.469 --> 00:39:12.929 I love it. I love it. I love it. That's cool. 00:39:13.070 --> 00:39:16.010 That's cool. I would love if we were compared 00:39:16.010 --> 00:39:17.929 to Beavis and Butthead. I'm not sure if that's 00:39:17.929 --> 00:39:21.030 what he was doing or not, but I don't know. I 00:39:21.030 --> 00:39:24.449 don't know. I can see it. I can see it. I'd be 00:39:24.449 --> 00:39:29.710 very, I would be honored. All right. The next 00:39:29.710 --> 00:39:32.800 one. Mark, what's your prediction on the Chiefs 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:39.119 this year now, Tony and Miami? I don't understand 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.579 how we're missing the game right now. That's 00:39:41.579 --> 00:39:44.099 true. Let's see what the score is, and I'll let 00:39:44.099 --> 00:39:49.880 you know right now. They're saying we're not 00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:53.400 going to lose this game. Don't ever believe it. 00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:56.320 Somehow the internet is saying we're not losing 00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:59.980 this game. Don't ever believe that. Don't ever. 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:05.639 I know. I know. Nope. 6 -0 Kansas City. Minute 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:09.880 53 left. And New York has a ball. First and 10 00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:14.360 at our 18 -yard line. Quite simply, this is a 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:18.099 rebuilding year, I believe. Yeah. You can't do 00:40:18.099 --> 00:40:20.360 it every year. It's been proven. They need to 00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:22.900 get some of the salary off of the books. Travis 00:40:22.900 --> 00:40:31.389 Kelsey. Yeah. Got to get his stupid ass back 00:40:31.389 --> 00:40:35.409 in here. Yeah. Yeah, got worthy. Got to get worthy 00:40:35.409 --> 00:40:38.369 back, which Travis Kelsey took out accidentally. 00:40:39.710 --> 00:40:42.909 Yeah. Listen, this is a what's -for -you -done 00:40:42.909 --> 00:40:46.889 -for -me -now league, okay? So if anybody has 00:40:46.889 --> 00:40:49.070 a problem with me saying something about Travis 00:40:49.070 --> 00:40:51.909 Kelsey, I don't give a shit. This is a what -do 00:40:51.909 --> 00:40:55.969 -you -do -now league. Not yesterday. Not the 00:40:55.969 --> 00:41:03.389 day before. We're talking right now. No, no. 00:41:03.469 --> 00:41:06.989 Get out. Get out of the way. Get out of the way 00:41:06.989 --> 00:41:09.949 and let someone that can do it, do it. And most 00:41:09.949 --> 00:41:13.510 importantly, don't take all that salary cup up 00:41:13.510 --> 00:41:18.170 if you're not going to be producing. You take 00:41:18.170 --> 00:41:21.369 how much salary? To be honest right now, the 00:41:21.369 --> 00:41:24.530 only thing that man has going for him is his 00:41:24.530 --> 00:41:28.429 wife or his fiance. Well, I think he's going 00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:30.230 to be really... He ain't doing shit on the... 00:41:30.789 --> 00:41:33.550 He's going to be a Hollywood guy. He's going 00:41:33.550 --> 00:41:37.170 to be a Hollywood guy. I think he's going to 00:41:37.170 --> 00:41:40.449 fail at that, to be honest. It wouldn't bother 00:41:40.449 --> 00:41:44.090 me any. I don't care. To be honest, I think he 00:41:44.090 --> 00:41:51.070 would. Who may? Hey, we may go podcast for podcast 00:41:51.070 --> 00:41:54.829 here. Hey, there we go. His brother certainly 00:41:54.829 --> 00:41:58.030 has been on a lot of commercials. I was a huge 00:41:58.030 --> 00:42:04.070 Chelsea fan. As a matter of fact, he's cost us 00:42:04.070 --> 00:42:07.289 some guys. And he's making millions. I know. 00:42:07.829 --> 00:42:11.949 I know. Yep. Let's get some guys in there to 00:42:11.949 --> 00:42:15.030 do the job. Well, the Giants are getting ready 00:42:15.030 --> 00:42:20.829 to go ahead 7 -6 here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And 00:42:20.829 --> 00:42:23.809 like I said. Let's go on. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. 00:42:23.809 --> 00:42:26.849 You know what? Let's go on. Anyhow. All right. 00:42:27.690 --> 00:42:31.460 Yeah, we're on emails. Yep. Rob, I tried your 00:42:31.460 --> 00:42:34.079 suggestion of titling a dick pic in someone else's 00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:36.699 name and got caught anyhow. Thanks for nothing, 00:42:36.820 --> 00:42:44.000 asshole. Jimmy and Corpus Christi. Rob? Okay, 00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:49.139 okay. Well, I have a feeling it was number three 00:42:49.139 --> 00:42:54.019 that was never caught. That's what it was. If 00:42:54.019 --> 00:42:58.559 we gave you number three... If we gave you number 00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.599 three, you would have been fine. We have never 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.139 made that up, Mark. We got to do it here soon. 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:06.559 But quite frankly, I was like really kind of 00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.760 having fun with everybody getting mad about it. 00:43:10.300 --> 00:43:12.639 Yeah, well, that's the first time we've heard 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:16.199 anything about it in a while. Yeah, well, Jimmy. 00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:21.219 I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. Jimmy and Corpus Christi. 00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:24.079 It was number three. I guarantee it caught you. 00:43:24.579 --> 00:43:27.179 Sorry, Jimmy. You know what? We all get caught. 00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:31.000 That's the way it is. So brush yourself off, 00:43:31.179 --> 00:43:35.960 think of a great excuse, and move on. So, all 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:38.659 right. Rob, we sold your dunk booth so we can 00:43:38.659 --> 00:43:44.599 afford more Narcan for Clint. Oh, fuck him. Even 00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:47.940 though you are not coming over to Lake Freeman, 00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:50.639 could you still run by the quarter panel for 00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:54.219 the 81 Gremlin, please and thank you? Mitch, 00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:56.880 the carp specialist of Freeman Lake and surrounding 00:43:56.880 --> 00:44:01.300 areas. Rob, are you still going to run that quarter 00:44:01.300 --> 00:44:07.079 panel over? I'll look. I'll check and see if 00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:09.280 it's still there. Oh, no. Mitch is kind of fucking 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.260 brutal to you there for a little bit. I don't 00:44:11.260 --> 00:44:31.769 know if you want to do it. Well, no. Okay Okay, 00:44:31.769 --> 00:45:07.809 there you go Next one. Mark, do you still have 00:45:07.809 --> 00:45:10.329 that garden greens tea recipe on the apocalypse 00:45:10.329 --> 00:45:13.469 segment? I haven't heard it in a long time. Rose 00:45:13.469 --> 00:45:15.650 and Davenport. Okay. I thought this was a joke. 00:45:15.670 --> 00:45:17.769 You know how they're always asking us for, um, 00:45:18.469 --> 00:45:21.530 uh, for different recipes, right? Yeah. Yeah. 00:45:21.650 --> 00:45:24.949 But that was a good one. Yes. Yes. I do too. 00:45:25.070 --> 00:45:27.090 It took me a second at first. I was like, ha 00:45:27.090 --> 00:45:28.710 ha. And I was like, wait a minute. I think I 00:45:28.710 --> 00:45:31.329 did do something like that. And I did. And so 00:45:31.329 --> 00:45:33.130 Rose, I'm going to, I'm going to try to have 00:45:33.130 --> 00:45:37.119 it on this one. Yeah, it was. It was. I mean, 00:45:37.139 --> 00:45:39.219 this is stuff you can drink. I mean, it's like 00:45:39.219 --> 00:45:41.300 a refreshing beverage you get out of your yard. 00:45:41.340 --> 00:45:44.199 This is true shit right here. Yeah. What Mark 00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:47.719 said. So, Rose, I'll try to have it on this one 00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:50.119 right here on this podcast. If not, I'll have 00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:53.630 it on the next one. I got to dig it up. I've 00:45:53.630 --> 00:45:56.630 really, I've got almost a thousand bits, if not 00:45:56.630 --> 00:45:58.650 more. I think probably a little bit more than 00:45:58.650 --> 00:46:01.710 a thousand now. My computer has just got all 00:46:01.710 --> 00:46:03.969 kinds of them on it, and it's really getting 00:46:03.969 --> 00:46:06.250 kind of difficult for me to find the ones that 00:46:06.250 --> 00:46:08.949 I need. I need to find a way to organize them 00:46:08.949 --> 00:46:12.210 better to where I can, I wish I had a system 00:46:12.210 --> 00:46:14.949 like radio stations do, where you just punch 00:46:14.949 --> 00:46:18.170 in what you're looking for, what little skit 00:46:18.170 --> 00:46:19.789 or gimmick or whatever you're looking for, you 00:46:19.789 --> 00:46:21.690 punch it in and find it, but I don't have that. 00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:24.920 I got to go on here physically and find it. So 00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:27.599 when I find it, Rose, it will be on here. So 00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:31.900 thank you. All right. Next and the last one. 00:46:32.780 --> 00:46:34.519 Douchebags. This might have been asked before. 00:46:34.699 --> 00:46:37.340 I'm not sure. But what is your favorite state 00:46:37.340 --> 00:46:44.099 cut? Wentz in Wentzville. Okay. Wentzville. Yeah. 00:46:44.460 --> 00:46:46.860 I'll tell you, you asked that already. Was Ronnie 00:46:46.860 --> 00:46:50.059 in Tulsa? He asked us that a while back. Yeah. 00:46:52.090 --> 00:46:56.050 That's probably Wentzville, Missouri. Yeah, and 00:46:56.050 --> 00:47:00.769 his name's Wentz in Wentzville. W -E -Z. I don't 00:47:00.769 --> 00:47:03.409 know if that's a joke. I can't say that part. 00:47:03.570 --> 00:47:06.030 I thought it was Wentzville. Okay, I just thought 00:47:06.030 --> 00:47:12.269 that was interesting. Okay, mine. Go ahead with 00:47:12.269 --> 00:47:15.389 yours, Rob. Mine? Yeah, your favorite statement. 00:47:15.389 --> 00:47:24.360 Mine. Can't beat that. That's it. T -bone on 00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:27.519 a grill for me. T -bone is my second favorite. 00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.980 My first favorite is cap steak from a ribeye. 00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:34.599 It's hard to find because people don't like to 00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:41.320 cut into ribeyes. Well, yeah, it's high dollar, 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:46.460 but I mean, it's not. It's not like wagyu beef. 00:47:46.909 --> 00:47:48.889 It's not like Wagyu or something like that where 00:47:48.889 --> 00:47:51.769 you're spending $300 a pound. But, I mean, you're 00:47:51.769 --> 00:47:55.530 still paying $25, $30 a pound. But to me, it's 00:47:55.530 --> 00:47:58.820 worth it. if you really want a great steak. And 00:47:58.820 --> 00:48:02.360 what they do is a lot of shops do not do this 00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:04.679 because they don't want to dig into a perfectly 00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:08.019 good ribeye. But this is the loin meat from a 00:48:08.019 --> 00:48:11.380 ribeye, and it's strung together filet mignon 00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:14.360 style, and you put it all together, and then 00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:16.900 they tie it up with string instead of bacon. 00:48:17.099 --> 00:48:20.179 And like I said, a good cut. And that's why you 00:48:20.179 --> 00:48:25.460 pay as much as you do. Yes. Yeah, exactly. So 00:48:25.460 --> 00:48:27.940 you have to pay more to get that out of the ribeye. 00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:30.380 And not everybody does it. You can't find it 00:48:30.380 --> 00:48:34.400 everywhere. But like I said, any steak you got 00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.019 to wrap bacon around for flavor is not a good 00:48:37.019 --> 00:48:40.920 steak. So that's why they wrap a string around 00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:43.400 this and not bacon. They don't want to hurt that 00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:47.679 flavor any. So they put string around this and 00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:49.579 it's really good. And you really got to watch 00:48:49.579 --> 00:48:51.860 it on the grill because it tends to want to fall 00:48:51.860 --> 00:48:54.400 apart. It's so tender. You have to really have 00:48:54.400 --> 00:48:57.400 a pair of tongs right there ready to go to pull 00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:59.820 it off when it starts to fall apart. Because 00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:02.380 that string, sometimes it catches on fire and 00:49:02.380 --> 00:49:05.539 then it busts open. So you have all these tender 00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:08.860 pieces that are just coming undone. So if you 00:49:08.860 --> 00:49:14.380 get cap steak, do it like that. Make sure when 00:49:14.380 --> 00:49:16.619 you're grilling it to have a pair of tongs ready 00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:19.340 for something like that to happen. So, all right, 00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:24.599 there you go, Wentz in Wentzville. All right, 00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:28.139 Rob, you got something. Yeah, I do. All right. 00:49:30.219 --> 00:49:34.920 Most of us think of doping or game rigging when 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:39.079 it comes to cheating in sports. In Scotland this 00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:43.760 week, a very handful of competitors showed up 00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:47.440 to the World Stone Skimming Championship, which 00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:56.130 is especially polished. Okay. Okay. Uh -huh. 00:49:58.710 --> 00:51:28.539 Oh, wow. Mm -hmm. Okay. Oh, well. Over 2 ,000 00:51:28.539 --> 00:51:58.980 people traveled to there. And what? Okay, whatever. 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.139 That's why the Dr. Stone struck such a nerve. 00:52:04.820 --> 00:52:09.880 Eastdale's appeal is in the challenge itself, 00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:15.519 making the most of whatever uneven shard worry 00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:43.929 gives you. Uh -huh. Yeah. That's my opinion. 00:52:44.329 --> 00:52:49.969 Oh, same. Yeah. I agree. Matthew said the priority 00:52:49.969 --> 00:52:54.190 now is keeping the event as fair as it is strange. 00:52:54.690 --> 00:53:25.619 Mm -hmm. The contest format hasn't changed much 00:53:25.619 --> 00:53:31.940 since it was revived in 1997. Early rounds narrowed 00:53:31.940 --> 00:53:38.260 the field and a final toss -up decides who carries 00:53:38.260 --> 00:53:46.380 the crown. Asdale itself is tiny, with only about 00:53:46.380 --> 00:53:59.500 60 residents. Always, always. And a championship 00:53:59.500 --> 00:54:03.079 helps bug community projects that keep the island 00:54:03.079 --> 00:54:06.860 going. The whole tampering still left a mark, 00:54:06.860 --> 00:54:10.320 though. Even in a sport built on something as 00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:14.219 simple as skipping rocks, someone had to be an 00:54:14.219 --> 00:54:20.840 asshole. Yeah. That's their words, not mine. 00:54:20.940 --> 00:54:33.119 I love it. Okay. Do you want to take our second 00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:37.380 break and come back with some more? All right, 00:54:37.460 --> 00:55:04.300 let's do that. We'll be right back. She makes 00:55:04.300 --> 00:55:07.940 Godzilla look like an etching figure. Have you 00:55:07.940 --> 00:55:09.960 ever wondered what something came about? Have 00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:11.900 you ever looked at something and said, hmm, I 00:55:11.900 --> 00:55:14.880 wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have 00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:19.960 we. That's why we give you The Origin Of. The 00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:22.340 Origin Of smoke detectors, different versions 00:55:22.340 --> 00:55:24.559 of smoke and heat detectors, have been around 00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:28.380 since the late 1800s. But a key step in the invention's 00:55:28.380 --> 00:55:31.840 evolution came from a Swiss physicist named Walter 00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:34.659 Jaeger. The story goes that Jaeger was trying 00:55:34.659 --> 00:55:36.739 to create a device that would detect poisonous 00:55:36.739 --> 00:55:40.000 gas. It didn't work. One day he lit up a cigarette 00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:43.239 in Viola. His failed poison detector became itself 00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:46.559 an effective smoke detector. So there you go. 00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:50.500 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 00:55:50.760 --> 00:55:55.199 It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:58.079 Hey, your chair. Produce a sound similar to a 00:55:58.079 --> 00:56:00.539 fart, but only once. Such that you cannot reproduce 00:56:00.539 --> 00:56:15.500 it and prove that it was just the chair. Two 00:56:15.500 --> 00:56:17.599 douchebags, a microphone, I'm Mark here in the 00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:20.019 Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. 00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:26.500 And I am robbing the beautiful Nanguarm of Lake 00:56:26.500 --> 00:56:30.099 of the Ozarks, or now, in the Doug Blunt studio. 00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:37.699 There is this guy, okay, J. Gonzalez Diaz. He 00:56:37.699 --> 00:56:40.340 jumped off a cruise ship with nothing but his 00:56:40.340 --> 00:56:45.690 backpack, right? And this is at the port, okay? 00:56:45.789 --> 00:56:48.730 This is not out in the middle of the ocean. It's 00:56:48.730 --> 00:56:51.630 near the port. A criminal complaint alleges that 00:56:51.630 --> 00:56:54.909 he jumped off. He had a backpack, which contained 00:56:54.909 --> 00:57:01.010 $14 ,600, two phones, and five IDs. Two passing 00:57:01.010 --> 00:57:03.550 jet skis picked him up, and Customs and Border 00:57:03.550 --> 00:57:05.989 Protection later detained him near Puerto Rico 00:57:05.989 --> 00:57:11.119 capital. Gonzalez Diaz told CBP... That he went 00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:13.260 overboard because he thought he was going to 00:57:13.260 --> 00:57:15.420 be taxed duties for bringing in the currency. 00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:23.360 But it turned out he also had owed $16 ,710 debt 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:26.500 with the cruise line. So he's trying to get off 00:57:26.500 --> 00:57:30.719 of there without paying it. It was almost exclusively 00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:35.099 associated to casino and gaming expenses. CBP 00:57:35.099 --> 00:57:41.530 told... the news gonzalez diaz also could face 00:57:41.530 --> 00:57:45.010 a fine of 225 uh two thousand five hundred dollars 00:57:45.010 --> 00:57:47.710 no no no no no two hundred and fifty thousand 00:57:47.710 --> 00:57:50.130 dollars what the hell is wrong with me a five 00:57:50.130 --> 00:57:53.269 -year prison sentence or both for doing that 00:57:53.269 --> 00:57:56.929 so um he was he was trying to get away from the 00:57:56.929 --> 00:57:59.320 boat So he didn't have to pay his debt to the 00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:03.780 casino that he owed, which was $16 ,710. And 00:58:03.780 --> 00:58:07.320 he had $14 ,600 in his backpack he's trying to 00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:12.840 get away with. So not a good day for Mr. Diaz, 00:58:13.019 --> 00:58:18.719 was it? Was it, Rob? No. So, all right. Yeah, 00:58:18.980 --> 00:58:21.000 that's the end of that story. So, Rob, we turn 00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:26.400 it to you. Okay, I have a quick little one. Okay. 00:58:26.579 --> 00:58:42.929 Okay. Uh -huh. Okay, here's an update. It's a 00:58:42.929 --> 00:58:48.010 quick one. Okay. The Missouri Department of Conservation 00:58:48.010 --> 00:58:52.829 paused a $40 million renovation to Bennett Spring 00:58:52.829 --> 00:58:57.230 fish hatchery. That's how big it was. Yeah, they 00:58:57.230 --> 00:59:00.250 took out all the tanks. They're replacing a lot 00:59:00.250 --> 00:59:10.619 of stuff. That's what I see. Okay. It says the 00:59:10.619 --> 00:59:15.440 decision was made after a comprehensive review 00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.719 of what's been done so far. The project started 00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:26.039 in 2023 to build a new intake structure, a new 00:59:26.039 --> 00:59:30.460 office, rehab the raceways, and improve the water 00:59:30.460 --> 00:59:49.000 quality. Conservation officials Okay. In other 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:51.880 words, you can still fish the river. Mm -hmm. 00:59:53.219 --> 00:59:58.179 But I'm telling you, I might make a stroll down 00:59:58.179 --> 01:00:00.280 there and check this out and see what's holding 01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:05.800 it up. Because they had that whole hatchery blocked 01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.400 off when I was down there. Yeah, I remember you 01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:10.440 saying that. And it was going to take a long 01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:14.679 time to fix what I see. Just going this direction, 01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:18.980 blah, blah, blah. Okay, yeah, yeah, I know what 01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:22.860 you're saying. Oh, okay. So I'm thinking it's 01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:26.280 the hatchery. Yeah, it's first mentioned, the 01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:31.659 fish hatchery. Mm -hmm. So it's a $40 million. 01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:40.119 Okay, cool. Wow. Yeah, that's a lot. All right, 01:00:40.139 --> 01:00:43.880 thank you, Rob. All right. In a new twist on 01:00:43.880 --> 01:00:47.079 Ding Dong Ditch. German authorities have identified 01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:49.239 the culprit of the late -night doorbell rings 01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:53.500 in Swabach, Bavaria. United Press International, 01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:56.800 Portland, September 9th, police were called to 01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:59.219 an apartment building where several residents 01:00:59.219 --> 01:01:02.900 complained of the unexpected doorbells. But they 01:01:02.900 --> 01:01:05.019 couldn't see anyone on their front door cameras. 01:01:05.099 --> 01:01:07.900 They looked them all over. They didn't see anybody, 01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:12.300 but they're still getting these doorbells, right? 01:01:12.860 --> 01:01:15.320 They suspected that kids were pranking them, 01:01:15.380 --> 01:01:18.400 but authorities discovered that a slug was crawling 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:22.659 across a panel and triggering several doorbells 01:01:22.659 --> 01:01:25.940 in the process. Officers relocated the slug and 01:01:25.940 --> 01:01:30.500 declined to press charges. So, a slug was doing 01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:33.199 ding dong ditch with a bunch of people in Bavaria. 01:01:33.340 --> 01:01:40.489 How about that? I like it. That sounds great 01:01:40.489 --> 01:01:42.889 to me, too. Hell, yeah. Bother them people. Fuck 01:01:42.889 --> 01:01:47.070 with them. I love it. So, Eddie, have you got 01:01:47.070 --> 01:01:50.030 anything, or do you want me to keep going? I 01:01:50.030 --> 01:01:53.269 don't want to hear it. All right. Go ahead. I'm 01:01:53.269 --> 01:01:55.769 going to go into Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson. 01:01:56.250 --> 01:02:04.789 Oh, cool. Okay. Yeah. Floyd Mayweather is actually 01:02:04.789 --> 01:02:10.969 50 -0 right now. Is he really? I didn't realize 01:02:10.969 --> 01:02:14.909 that, but I knew he was up there. No, he is 50 01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:21.510 -0. Floyd Mugweather isn't really out stepping 01:02:21.510 --> 01:02:25.409 back into the boxing ring as a pro. He's putting 01:02:25.409 --> 01:02:28.329 his perfect professional record on the line. 01:02:29.289 --> 01:02:34.670 We know TBE and Mike Tyson are scheduled to fight 01:02:34.670 --> 01:03:10.179 sometime early next year. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. He 01:03:10.179 --> 01:03:13.400 has taken exhibition fights here and there over 01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:18.239 the years. Logan Paul and John Gotti III have 01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:24.539 been among his ops since FM last fought professionally 01:03:24.539 --> 01:03:31.260 against Conor McGregor in August 2017. His 50th 01:03:31.260 --> 01:03:38.860 pro victory. So his last pro fight was against 01:03:38.860 --> 01:03:46.670 Conor. meeting wow if you know uh -huh uh speaking 01:03:46.670 --> 01:03:49.869 of iron might we also chopped it up about the 01:03:49.869 --> 01:03:53.889 highly anticipated scrap i'm not really training 01:03:53.889 --> 01:03:59.949 right now mine is in 2026 we're starting still 01:03:59.949 --> 01:04:04.409 ironing out everything boyd said but i'm pretty 01:04:04.409 --> 01:04:07.090 sure it's going to be exciting where the people 01:04:07.090 --> 01:04:13.989 and the fans And I just want to give the fans 01:04:13.989 --> 01:04:17.670 what they want to see. Excitement. I'm pretty 01:04:17.670 --> 01:04:21.050 sure it's going to be an exciting event. And 01:04:21.050 --> 01:04:23.489 people from all around the world are going to 01:04:23.489 --> 01:04:28.750 enjoy it. Cool. I'm good for that. What about 01:04:28.750 --> 01:04:32.869 you? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's what exhibition 01:04:32.869 --> 01:04:36.730 matches are about. Yeah, I mean, it's just... 01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:45.079 Yeah, it's entertainment because, I mean, boxing 01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:47.639 is nothing like it used to be. The competition 01:04:47.639 --> 01:04:50.380 isn't there. It all went somewhere else. It went 01:04:50.380 --> 01:04:55.659 to MMA or kickboxing or slap boxing. Right, right, 01:04:55.659 --> 01:04:58.440 yeah, I'm getting into that. Oh, that better 01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:02.579 than Uncle Boxing for shit. Oh, I know. So regular 01:05:02.579 --> 01:05:06.719 boxing, all the talent's gone. So, I mean, whenever 01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:11.719 you get a Mayweather. People wondered how come 01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:15.400 Jake Paul and Mike Tyson scored so high, you 01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:17.780 know, with viewership. It's because people are 01:05:17.780 --> 01:05:21.019 dying for a competitive fight, a good fight, 01:05:21.219 --> 01:05:24.539 with good fighters. And there just isn't any 01:05:24.539 --> 01:05:29.019 left, really. Not in that sport. And this one, 01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:32.880 okay, you've got Boyd Mayweather. Mm -hmm. And 01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:36.739 you have Tyson. Yeah. Tyson's a lot bigger than 01:05:36.739 --> 01:05:44.039 Mayweather. Yes. Yep. I think it would be a good 01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:48.699 match. Oh, I would love to. I'm going to watch 01:05:48.699 --> 01:05:53.199 it. Are you? Actually, okay, I am not supposed 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:57.000 to bet. You can ask Princess. I'm bad at betting. 01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:00.460 Okay. But my money is going to be on Mayweather. 01:06:01.179 --> 01:06:05.400 Mine too. I just cannot. I agree. Mayweather's 01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:12.670 younger and in much better shape, I'm sure. All 01:06:12.670 --> 01:06:15.289 he's got to do is get to the inside and he can 01:06:15.289 --> 01:06:19.269 do his damage. He's a smaller guy. I agree. I'm 01:06:19.269 --> 01:06:22.329 watching MMA. I'm watching UFC and all that. 01:06:23.110 --> 01:06:25.909 Yeah, I agree. He gets it inside. That's where 01:06:25.909 --> 01:06:28.769 he does his damage. Yeah, and he will with Tyson. 01:06:29.809 --> 01:06:32.570 And the bigger guy has a hard time because they're 01:06:32.570 --> 01:06:37.329 swinging around him. Yep, and also Tyson's older. 01:06:37.409 --> 01:06:40.190 He's going to wear out too. I think Mayweather 01:06:40.190 --> 01:06:43.570 will take it. Oh, yeah. Rather easily. Nice is 01:06:43.570 --> 01:06:46.289 going to wear out quick. Yeah. Just like he did 01:06:46.289 --> 01:06:48.570 on the last one. Bingo. Where he's just kind 01:06:48.570 --> 01:06:50.389 of like sitting there just doing damage control 01:06:50.389 --> 01:06:53.730 instead of actually fighting. Yeah. Yeah, so 01:06:53.730 --> 01:06:56.449 that's what. Yeah, yeah. And he definitely ain't 01:06:56.449 --> 01:06:59.409 going to make it through Mayweather. No, I don't 01:06:59.409 --> 01:07:01.429 think so either, but I want to see it. I will 01:07:01.429 --> 01:07:04.929 definitely see it. I'll buy it if I have to, 01:07:04.989 --> 01:07:12.670 but I want to watch. All right. I'm not going 01:07:12.670 --> 01:07:15.369 that far. I'll go to the bar before I spend $150. 01:07:15.409 --> 01:07:18.070 I mean, think of all the beer and food you can 01:07:18.070 --> 01:07:20.909 get. Look at all the beer and food you can get 01:07:20.909 --> 01:07:25.210 with $150, you know. Oh, yeah, dear friends. 01:07:25.530 --> 01:07:29.329 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. How about if I do 01:07:29.329 --> 01:07:31.389 one more story and then that's it, a smaller 01:07:31.389 --> 01:07:34.809 one. That sound all right? Sounds good. Okay. 01:07:35.610 --> 01:07:38.510 Sean O'Donnell, 46, of Harris County, Texas, 01:07:38.630 --> 01:07:42.650 was charged with murder in late August. NBC News 01:07:42.650 --> 01:07:45.409 reported on September 2nd when deputies first 01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:48.650 responded on August 17th at O'Donnell's home, 01:07:48.789 --> 01:07:52.769 they found Aaron Pratt, 34, with a gunshot wound 01:07:52.769 --> 01:07:56.269 to his head. He died from his injuries. Authorities 01:07:56.269 --> 01:07:59.150 first believed his death was a suicide, but then 01:07:59.150 --> 01:08:02.710 said things weren't adding up. Allegedly, O'Donnell 01:08:02.710 --> 01:08:06.309 and Pratt were taking turns shooting each other 01:08:06.309 --> 01:08:09.590 in the head with a rifle while wearing a Kevlar 01:08:09.590 --> 01:08:14.119 helmet. And also being under the influence. They 01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:16.979 were wearing a Kevlar helmet and shooting each 01:08:16.979 --> 01:08:24.119 other in the head. I believe it. Well, O'Donnell's 01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:26.279 getting charged with murder and he's been held 01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:30.600 on $300 ,000 bond. So there you go. Kevlar is 01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:35.399 a great substance that they came up with. It 01:08:35.399 --> 01:08:39.069 does a lot of good, but it doesn't. It's not 01:08:39.069 --> 01:08:41.029 a miracle worker. You can't wear that and get 01:08:41.029 --> 01:08:44.170 out of everything. Kevlar vests are great, but 01:08:44.170 --> 01:08:46.909 they don't always save lives. Sometimes, you 01:08:46.909 --> 01:08:51.189 know, I mean, bullets have a lot of power behind 01:08:51.189 --> 01:08:55.789 them and a lot of force. So as Mr. O'Donnell 01:08:55.789 --> 01:08:58.189 found out that his buddy's now dead and he is 01:08:58.189 --> 01:09:03.109 now in the slammer. So, all right. And I hope 01:09:03.109 --> 01:09:06.529 my jury duty tomorrow has no story like that 01:09:06.529 --> 01:09:09.609 at all involved. Oh, shit. Yeah, I know. Yeah, 01:09:09.850 --> 01:09:12.210 I got jury duty. You didn't mention that. Oh, 01:09:12.210 --> 01:09:14.609 I'm fucking just... You didn't even mention that 01:09:14.609 --> 01:09:19.250 before the show. I'm sorry. I was going to, and 01:09:19.250 --> 01:09:22.670 I just simply... We got distracted, like always. 01:09:22.890 --> 01:09:27.590 So, anyhow... Hey, hey, hey. Knock on wood. Yeah? 01:09:27.789 --> 01:09:44.050 The last time they tried to get... Well, I'm 01:09:44.050 --> 01:09:45.710 kind of figuring it like this, and I could be 01:09:45.710 --> 01:09:48.630 completely wrong. I'm a white male. Nobody wants 01:09:48.630 --> 01:09:55.050 a white male on their jury. Agreed? Yeah, not 01:09:55.050 --> 01:09:59.529 where you're at. Yeah. I'm only right there, 01:09:59.590 --> 01:10:02.109 not where you're at. Okay. Yeah, yeah, they're 01:10:02.109 --> 01:10:05.229 going to go, hey, I can say this. I'm white. 01:10:05.670 --> 01:10:08.810 That white guy right there. Can you go ahead 01:10:08.810 --> 01:10:11.529 and get him off the jury panel? Okay. Yeah, you 01:10:11.529 --> 01:10:15.779 won't hit the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 01:10:16.079 --> 01:10:18.100 look at him right there. Nope, nope, don't let 01:10:18.100 --> 01:10:19.579 him in. Don't let him make it in the courtroom. 01:10:20.659 --> 01:10:24.760 And, you know, my reply to that is, I'll be down 01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:28.539 at the coffee house having a coffee. Bye. No 01:10:28.539 --> 01:10:31.039 big deal. You already took the day off work. 01:10:32.039 --> 01:10:34.739 Well, I got to go in at some point if I get out 01:10:34.739 --> 01:10:40.579 early enough, but I plan on not hurrying. So 01:10:40.579 --> 01:10:45.420 there we go. Yeah. Oh, anyhow. All right. Hi, 01:10:45.579 --> 01:10:49.479 Albuquerque. Hi, Hicksville. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. 01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:53.180 Hi, Grandma Opal. You're the best. Thank you, 01:10:53.180 --> 01:10:57.840 everybody, for listening. Have a good night, 01:10:57.899 --> 01:11:04.119 assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks 01:11:04.119 --> 01:11:06.920 like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive 01:11:06.920 --> 01:11:10.600 diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear 01:11:10.600 --> 01:11:13.020 not, assholes. They'll be back invading your 01:11:13.020 --> 01:11:13.800 ear holes soon.