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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. Sir, I see your

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qualifications here. May I ask some further questions

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that could help me determine your employment

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eligibility? Yes, sir. I'm ready. Well, as you

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can see here, we have a large population of different

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ethnic backgrounds, sexuality, and ages. Are

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you by chance bilingual? Well, sir, I'm not sure

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why you need that kind of information, but, well,

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it was only one time in summer camp. I considered

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it experimental. And now, Deep Thoughts with

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Mark. Hmm. Does a straw have one hole? Or does

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it have two? Hmm. I may never know. Sometimes

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Mark appears to be in deep thoughts. Usually

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he is contemplating whether to squeeze a toot

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out or save it up for a better place. But I digress.

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Sometimes he does occasionally have a deep thought.

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Now we look in on his brilliance. What if I learned

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telepathy? And then I tried to talk to random

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people. How would I know if they're ignoring

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me? I guess some questions are greater than mankind.

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Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's

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also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

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But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any

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pictures of him roofing ibuprofen. It's obviously

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fake, and you're to take the pictures and tear

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them up immediately. My mechanic told me I couldn't

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repair your brakes. So I made you a horn ladder.

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Good job. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, this

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is Dash Riptide, your music news. Graham Bonnet

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Band is currently working on their fourth album.

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Graham said it's very possible Bruce Dickinson

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might guest on a song or two on his new album.

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Bruce is a big fan of Graham's ever since his

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days in Rainbow. Two fantastic lead singers in

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one song kind of reminds me of Deep Purple's

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Mark III lineup with Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale.

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This should be pretty damn good. We will see.

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This is Gash Rooktyne, and that was your music

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news. If it's too loud, you probably have ear

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damage, just like me. Well, I'm going to apologize

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right off the bat because I am very unorganized

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today. I just had so much stuff that I had to

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do. It's called adulting, dude. It's called adulting.

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So we went, I worked all day yesterday, and then

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I went over to Topher's, me and Val did, Topher

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and Cindy's and our friends, and we watched the

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football game. And anyhow, I'm not worried about

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the Chiefs. A lot of people are, but I'm not.

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You know, both games I could have won, but, I

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mean, you got people like Travis Kelsey dropping

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the fucking balls all the time. Yeah, you know,

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he makes a lot of money. He should not be dropping

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fucking balls. I'm sorry. If he's distracted,

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then step down. But anyhow, that's, you know

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what, that's for the sports bastards. So went

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and watched that game that they should have won

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again. And everything, you know, so then they,

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you know, they lost. So we're like, okay, you

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know, at least we got a good concert to go to.

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So Topher and I went to go see Jerry Cantrell.

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of Alice in Chains. And he put on an excellent

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show. I really enjoyed him. His guitar sounded

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great. Now, okay, the opening band, Sparta, they're

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from El Paso, Texas. They've been around since

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like 2001 or 2. They've been around a while.

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I've heard of them. Yeah, they never like hit

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huge, but... They were an ancillary band. I mean,

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you know, people have heard of them that have

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been around, like you and me, and they're not

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bad. They had a couple of hits that I did recognize

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was radio -friendly for, you know, back in the

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2000s sometime, early, you know, 2005, whatever.

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So there's a couple of songs there that Topher

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and I are like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

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we didn't know they sang this. All right, we've

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heard this. And they played... They played about

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seven songs, but we'll get to that here in a

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minute because I have a question for you here

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in a little bit about opening bands and what

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you think. Okay, Rob. So Jerry Cantrell, he played

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for over an hour and a half. He hit a lot of

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the classic Alice in Chains hits. It was great.

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I mean, you know, he played a lot of stuff. I

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mean, a lot of their songs, you know, of course,

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Wood. Let's see, what else? Man in the Box, Rooster.

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He played the stuff that people would have been

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like, oh, hell yeah, you know, remember. But

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he also played a good variety of stuff off his

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solo albums, which I'd never really heard before.

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And it's good. I mean, you know, there's no real

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difference to me between Alice in Chains and

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Jerry Cantrell because he is their sound. You

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know, that guitar is their sound. Yeah, Lane

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Staley was brilliant at what he did and all that.

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But, I mean, I can kind of compare it to Zach

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Sabbath. You know, Zach Wild sounds enough like

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Ozzy to pull it off. Well, this is the same with

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Jerry Cantrell. He sounds enough like Lane Staley

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to pull it off. And he did it very well. His

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voice, he has to be careful because... He doesn't

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have a singing voice, so you're not going to

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hear him over singing or pushing too much. He

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just kind of, he's kind of a quieter singer that

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can do it enough to be enjoyable. You know what

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I'm saying? You know, he doesn't come out and

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just take it by the horns and, like, start doing

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some of that, you know, the long, deep belts

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that, you know. that Lane Staley could have done.

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But it was excellent. Really enjoyed it. So like

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I said, he played for an hour and a half. No

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mosh pit. Mostly guys like Topher and I just

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trying not to get hurt. Right, right. You work

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too old these days. You can see the looks on

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their face. They're like looking around going,

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man, no shenanigans. There better not be any.

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There better not be any because I got to work

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in the morning. Okay, so don't run into me. Don't

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spill your beer on me. I don't need to get stopped

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on the way out. Come on, let's just all be cool.

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Yeah, yeah. We're over it. It sucks. But, yeah,

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it wasn't a lot of crowd surfing or nothing like

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that. But, anyhow, we get there, and they upgraded

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us, which was excellent. I couldn't believe it.

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It was always nice. Yeah, it was. They upgraded

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us to a lot better seats way up front. I mean,

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our seats were not bad. We were on the floor

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in the middle, right behind the sound cage, the

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mixing boards and all that. It was great seats.

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But the guy said, we'll probably upgrade you

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here in a little bit. And then the lady walked

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up and she goes, hey, she can upgrade you right

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now. I'm like, oh, okay. So the whole thought

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is the stuff underneath the balcony back there,

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They don't like people being under there because

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the bands like to see the people. So they'll

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take all of those people. I'm starting to learn

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this now. If you're going to buy floor seats,

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buy it underneath the balcony because they'll

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usually move you up unless it's all full, which

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is rare anymore. Only huge acts, big acts sell

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out anymore. These acts like this, they don't.

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They may have good attendance, but they're not

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going to sell out. So they moved us up. They

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will have extra seats. Yeah, to move us up. So

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it was great. So, you know, I would love to crowd

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surf just one time, but I'm afraid of getting

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my oil checked. What can you do about that? You

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know, there you are up there. You're at the mercy

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of their fingers. Right? I know. Yeah. To me,

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that's scary. It's like, oh, cool, cool, cool.

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Hey! Hey, who the fuck did that? Hey, come on

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now. So, anyhow. So, it was just like a bunch

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of people with huge amounts of ibuprofen they

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just took, like us. So, anyhow. So, like I said,

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the opening man, Sparta, they were good. They

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played seven songs. Okay. To me, seven is the

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tilt. I think an opening band should not go over

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six songs, and I think the seventh one they wear

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out, they're welcome. What do you think? What

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do you think is the limit of an opening band?

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It depends on the show. If it's a really well

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-known opening band, then yes, of course. Yeah,

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I'm like you. If it was a band like you said,

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Sparta. Six would probably be max. Yeah, yeah,

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they went to seven. But if they threw in one

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at the end that people knew, I could give them

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a seven. But yeah, I'm right there with you.

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Six, seven. No name bad. I've got to admit, though,

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they did pull it off because everybody seemed

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pretty happy with the seven stars. And they got

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a standing ovation. I mean, people jumped up

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and started clapping and thanking, you know.

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So they did well. There you go. That's all that

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matters. Yep. So anybody was happy. But to me,

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like, if it was any more after seven, I would

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have been like, fuck this. Yeah, eight, nine.

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Yeah, no, it didn't do much. It's the shit you

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don't know at that point, you know. Exactly.

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And then you're kind of like, okay, I've had

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enough, you know. So they stretch it out too

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far. Right. So I was wondering, you know, the

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music before the concert, who the hell picks

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that? You know what I mean? Like, who picks the

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music that they play? Because sometimes it's

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really good. This was interesting. They play

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like an obscure Doors song where Ray Manzarek

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was just going nutso. Do what? No, no, no, no.

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I'm listening. Okay, well, and then they went

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to an obscure Judas Priest song. Topher and I

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could not recognize it, but we recognized Rob

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Halford. And it wasn't one of his other bands

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like 2 or 5 or nothing like that. It was definitely

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Judas Priest. But we could not, we could not

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nail down the song. So whoever came up with this

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music was like really into this stuff because...

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They didn't play anything that you heard on the

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radio. They played stuff that only geeks would

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fucking know. You know what I mean? Right. And

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it was past YouTube? Yeah, that's insane. Yeah,

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it is. Topher and I are both like, well, that's

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definitely Rob Halford. And that's not one of

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his other bands. That's Judas Priest. And we

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could not figure it out. And then The Doors.

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Listen, I mean, yeah, I like The Doors. But I

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wasn't obsessed with them like some people I

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knew. Right. So I probably heard that song before.

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Not for sure. But it was cool. But it didn't

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make me like, yeah, it's The Doors. Hoo -hoo.

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You know, or nothing like that. But it was interesting.

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All right. So. I was wondering who picks the

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music that plays the venues before the concert.

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So I looked it up. The artists or their management

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typically picks the music played before a concert,

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sometimes providing a laptop or a phone with

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a playlist. While the venue may have its own

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pre -mixed soundtrack, the music is often chosen

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to complement the performing artist's style or

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the event's overall atmosphere. Right. Okay,

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I get that. You know, Jerry Cantrell and the

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electronics he uses, he uses a wah -wah pedal

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a lot, which is old. You know, a wah -wah pedal's

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been around in the 60s. I mean, people like Eric

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Clapton, you know, made their sound off of a

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wah -wah pedal. You know, Peter Frampton. There's

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a lot of people that play the wah -wah pedal.

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So Jerry Cantrell is kind of like... That's like

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Frampton. Oh, yeah, Frampton, yeah. So the wah

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-wah pedal, he plays a lot of it in his music.

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So he would kind of be a throwback guitarist.

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So I guess that's kind of why he had throwback

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songs. And I would think that probably him or

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someone close to him picked him out. Because

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after I thought about it, I was like, you know,

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he is more of a 70s style of a guitarist. Yeah,

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he didn't sound like the 80s guy. No hammer -ons,

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no taps, no harmonics, none of that. Just wah

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-wah pedal and a lot of good grinding fucking

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chords. So he did great, and we had a great time,

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and we made it home in one piece, and that was

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good. I got to go to work today, and I didn't

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hurt you. I'm guessing you made it home in one

00:16:37.700 --> 00:16:42.419
piece. I'm talking to you. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty

00:16:42.419 --> 00:16:44.460
bad when, you know, you're like, whenever you

00:16:44.460 --> 00:16:46.279
go out, you're like, geez, I hope it doesn't

00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:48.519
get crazy, man. I've got to work in the morning.

00:16:49.620 --> 00:16:51.899
It's just such a different thing anymore. You

00:16:51.899 --> 00:16:53.519
know, I used to hear that all the time. You wait

00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:57.399
until you get older. Well. Dude, we had bike

00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.139
tests down here this weekend. Oh, how was it?

00:17:00.340 --> 00:17:03.980
I went out. I stayed at fucking home. I don't

00:17:03.980 --> 00:17:07.759
blame you. Well, I went over and worked on the

00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:19.259
house. getting out in that piece of shit. I know

00:17:19.259 --> 00:17:21.559
a lot of people that went down to Bagel Dam,

00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:29.380
down to the big rock, you know. No, I'm wanting

00:17:29.380 --> 00:17:32.859
to get more into the woods. You know what? I

00:17:32.859 --> 00:17:34.960
don't blame you at all. And like I said, one

00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:36.740
of these days I'll be back out there, but right

00:17:36.740 --> 00:17:40.599
now I can't where I work. I work in the city,

00:17:40.700 --> 00:17:46.160
in the inner city, and I love what I do. And

00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:48.039
it's a great job. And you've got a good location

00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:51.680
for where you're going. Yeah, so I can't really

00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:54.960
move to where I want to right now. But later

00:17:54.960 --> 00:18:01.740
on, we plan on going back south. But you know

00:18:01.740 --> 00:18:04.559
what? That's neither here nor there. Right, right,

00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:08.839
right. Okay. You know I'm a fan of Bubba the

00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:20.430
Love Sponge, right? Yes, you are. Well, I don't

00:18:20.430 --> 00:18:22.470
listen to him as much as I used to, but I still

00:18:22.470 --> 00:18:25.710
enjoy the show. I just don't have time like I

00:18:25.710 --> 00:18:31.410
used to. Well, I'll listen to him going to work

00:18:31.410 --> 00:18:36.890
and coming home. And other than that, you know,

00:18:36.950 --> 00:18:38.509
I mean, if I'm doing something around the yard

00:18:38.509 --> 00:18:40.549
or something, maybe if I got my headphones on,

00:18:40.569 --> 00:18:44.930
I'll listen. You know the whole thing with him

00:18:44.930 --> 00:18:47.430
and Hulk Hogan sleeping with his wife, right?

00:18:48.089 --> 00:18:50.869
Yeah. And it was sanctioned by him because he

00:18:50.869 --> 00:18:52.829
was on that tape going, all right, well, I'll

00:18:52.829 --> 00:18:54.630
be in my office or something like that, right?

00:18:55.309 --> 00:19:00.789
And then he said that it was captured by his

00:19:00.789 --> 00:19:04.210
surveillance system, and that's how come the

00:19:04.210 --> 00:19:07.329
CD was made and all that stuff. There are a lot

00:19:07.329 --> 00:19:09.029
of questions of why it was made and all that,

00:19:09.150 --> 00:19:11.319
and I'm not going to get into any of that. And

00:19:11.319 --> 00:19:15.240
it doesn't matter to me because, so I watched,

00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:19.359
he had this documentary coming out that would

00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:22.579
explain everything even better. So it's called

00:19:22.579 --> 00:19:27.019
Video Killed the Radio Star. I can't imagine

00:19:27.019 --> 00:19:33.500
that. I know. And it debuted last Friday. I thought

00:19:33.500 --> 00:19:36.920
it was well done. I think it gave a really good

00:19:36.920 --> 00:19:39.799
picture of all the tomfuckery that happened involving

00:19:39.799 --> 00:19:43.910
that tape. You know, he had some co -workers

00:19:43.910 --> 00:19:46.710
steal it to get, you know, and they're going

00:19:46.710 --> 00:19:50.150
to try to extort money from Hulk Hogan. Then

00:19:50.150 --> 00:19:54.390
they had a big bust, right? And they had a sting

00:19:54.390 --> 00:19:56.470
operation and they caught the people, you know,

00:19:56.470 --> 00:19:59.630
one of them was a guy that used to work for him.

00:19:59.769 --> 00:20:03.309
They caught him trying to sell the tape to somebody

00:20:03.309 --> 00:20:05.690
and then a big sting operation and all that.

00:20:06.109 --> 00:20:10.619
So then I guess since they couldn't, they couldn't

00:20:10.619 --> 00:20:15.160
sell the tape because they didn't have any release

00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:18.359
forms from the two subjects involved in the tape.

00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:21.759
So they couldn't do anything with the tape, and

00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:23.980
that's how Gawker got sued, and it was out of

00:20:23.980 --> 00:20:29.839
business and all that stuff. But it was interesting,

00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:33.319
not only all the tomfuckery that happened, and

00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:36.640
they linked it to where there was a deal cut.

00:20:38.069 --> 00:20:42.269
over the Stormy Daniels because Bubba had her

00:20:42.269 --> 00:20:44.430
on the show and she was talking about... Yeah,

00:20:44.430 --> 00:20:47.630
yeah. Yeah. And there was a link between that

00:20:47.630 --> 00:20:52.049
about how they got the tape and tried to charge

00:20:52.049 --> 00:20:55.150
Trump with all that. And I'm not even really

00:20:55.150 --> 00:20:57.009
sure what the hell happened with that. I just

00:20:57.009 --> 00:21:01.789
know it's not going on now. So, anyhow, a lot

00:21:01.789 --> 00:21:04.970
of it was because of Bubba because he had her

00:21:04.970 --> 00:21:09.940
on his program. But here's something that I didn't

00:21:09.940 --> 00:21:12.839
realize, and I thought this was very peculiar,

00:21:13.019 --> 00:21:16.400
but I didn't realize I watched the movie, but

00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:20.220
it not just alluded, I put down here alluded,

00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:22.259
but it really went to the fact that they flat

00:21:22.259 --> 00:21:28.700
out said this, that, you know, Sirius XM, Bubba

00:21:28.700 --> 00:21:31.740
was fired from Terrestrial Radio. I think it

00:21:31.740 --> 00:21:34.660
was Clear Channel. He had the highest one -time

00:21:34.660 --> 00:21:41.900
indecency fine ever of $750 ,000. Yes, it was

00:21:41.900 --> 00:21:45.839
Clear Channel. I'll back you up on that. Okay,

00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:49.940
Clear Channel fired him. And so it took like

00:21:49.940 --> 00:21:53.640
a year or so. But then when Howard Stern left

00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:59.160
regular radio, CBS I believe it was. Went to

00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:03.839
Sirius. Yeah, went to Sirius XM. And Bubba was

00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:07.079
going to go there, but then they were in negotiations

00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:10.480
with Stern. So Stern said, you know what? He

00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:13.259
said, I want two channels, and on one of the

00:22:13.259 --> 00:22:14.859
channels, I want some of these people who have

00:22:14.859 --> 00:22:17.720
been exiled from regular radio, you know, due

00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:20.440
to their content and getting fired or whatever.

00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:23.720
So he hired Bubba, and he wanted Bubba on the

00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:27.619
afternoons on his channel, and he got him. So,

00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:30.759
but then I guess, and I thought this was peculiar

00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:34.759
because he's the guy that wanted Bubba and had

00:22:34.759 --> 00:22:37.640
him picked out and had SiriusXM, you know, negotiate

00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:40.819
a deal with him. But I guess that Bubba was getting

00:22:40.819 --> 00:22:44.900
so much traction and was getting so popular that

00:22:44.900 --> 00:22:47.380
they felt like he was a threat to Howard Stern.

00:22:47.619 --> 00:22:51.220
So then they had SiriusXM come back. This, according

00:22:51.220 --> 00:22:55.869
to them, okay, and Lobald. his signing for another

00:22:55.869 --> 00:22:58.210
contract, to where they figured that he would

00:22:58.210 --> 00:23:00.710
probably go ahead and leave, which he did, because

00:23:00.710 --> 00:23:04.369
it went from like a million a year to I think

00:23:04.369 --> 00:23:06.769
like 100 ,000 a year or something like that.

00:23:07.029 --> 00:23:09.289
Yeah, something like that, yeah. Yeah, and Bubba's

00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:12.470
like, no, I'm not doing that. But I guess it

00:23:12.470 --> 00:23:16.789
was the way they made this sound, and like I

00:23:16.789 --> 00:23:20.230
said, this is what they said, Stern was doing

00:23:20.230 --> 00:23:23.059
that because... He didn't like the fact that

00:23:23.059 --> 00:23:26.759
another show was so popular on his platform.

00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:33.200
And I was like, man, that fucking sucks. Well,

00:23:33.619 --> 00:23:38.460
that'd be like us letting Mitch put a show on

00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:43.079
our platform and it takes off bigger than us.

00:23:43.940 --> 00:23:46.579
I don't see it happening. I don't see it happening

00:23:46.579 --> 00:23:49.559
either. Mitch can barely put a fucking sentence

00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:54.809
together. Yeah, that's right. Fuck you, Mitch.

00:23:54.829 --> 00:23:59.049
You hate me. You don't waste any time of the

00:23:59.049 --> 00:24:01.009
day telling me every time you fucking hate me.

00:24:01.829 --> 00:24:06.009
So fuck off. You're an idiot. So idiot. Yeah,

00:24:06.009 --> 00:24:12.369
you don't fucking Clint or Mud Tappin'. What

00:24:12.369 --> 00:24:17.410
the fuck? Okay, move on. Okay, move on, move

00:24:17.410 --> 00:24:19.430
on, move on. Not that there's anything wrong

00:24:19.430 --> 00:24:27.519
with that. Did you know that Vince Neal had a

00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:35.279
stroke? No. I have not read that. Yep. Well,

00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:38.160
the news, there was all this stuff going on.

00:24:38.180 --> 00:24:40.539
Remember, they didn't make it to Ozzy's farewell,

00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:43.299
right? And they said it's because of health problems

00:24:43.299 --> 00:24:48.799
in the band. Yeah, yeah. So Molly is cleared

00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:52.369
of that then. Yes, they have been. That's not

00:24:52.369 --> 00:24:55.509
the band that was disinvited. I personally think

00:24:55.509 --> 00:24:59.029
it was Megadeth under a misunderstanding, but

00:24:59.029 --> 00:25:01.869
I don't know for sure. Remember, we thought about

00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:08.029
that. Yeah, it was, they sent their agent to

00:25:08.029 --> 00:25:12.549
do the deal. Exactly. The agent asked for money.

00:25:13.130 --> 00:25:16.150
Probably so. And they were like, no. And that's

00:25:16.150 --> 00:25:19.150
what agents do, is they try to get you the best

00:25:19.150 --> 00:25:21.920
deal. Right, right, right, right. And the band

00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:24.920
didn't even know this was happening. I'm pretty

00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:26.980
sure that's what happened, although they didn't

00:25:26.980 --> 00:25:29.960
say that. I mean, this is all speculation. We

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:35.779
don't know for sure. But anyhow, okay, when Tom

00:25:35.779 --> 00:25:39.299
Morello wanted Jakey Lee to come to it, he didn't

00:25:39.299 --> 00:25:42.480
send his manager to talk to him. No, he went

00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:45.460
straight to it. He called him up himself. So

00:25:45.460 --> 00:25:47.500
this was the type of thing, I think, where you

00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:50.940
break out a call. does Sharon or whoever, and

00:25:50.940 --> 00:25:54.319
go, hey, I want to be in. What do I have to do?

00:25:56.019 --> 00:26:01.920
You see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I think

00:26:01.920 --> 00:26:03.960
it's a misunderstanding. But anyhow, Vince Neal

00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:08.140
had a stroke. He rehabbed back. He said his original

00:26:08.140 --> 00:26:10.740
prognosis was he would never be able to perform

00:26:10.740 --> 00:26:14.420
again. So he rehabbed, and he was back on stage

00:26:14.420 --> 00:26:18.059
in Vegas for his residency with Motley Crue.

00:26:19.150 --> 00:26:22.869
He has odd facial looks and expressions now.

00:26:23.089 --> 00:26:26.049
And I'm not kidding you. I watched some of that

00:26:26.049 --> 00:26:29.490
footage. Yeah, a stroke will do that to you.

00:26:29.970 --> 00:26:34.529
Yes. He is not fully recovered. He said he was

00:26:34.529 --> 00:26:36.890
going to, and he was going to be good enough

00:26:36.890 --> 00:26:39.490
to be on stage again, and he, you know, and that

00:26:39.490 --> 00:26:42.170
he was going to. He's pushing himself. I think

00:26:42.170 --> 00:26:48.109
he is. And he does not look well at all. I hope.

00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:54.559
Well, only time will tell, my friend. No, you're

00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:56.960
right. Listen, I make fun of Vince regularly

00:26:56.960 --> 00:27:00.960
because... Well, yeah, because he's Vince. Yeah,

00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.819
he's in the entertainment business. Love the

00:27:02.819 --> 00:27:05.000
guy, but he's in the entertainment business.

00:27:05.220 --> 00:27:06.920
And if you don't care enough to take care of

00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.640
yourself, you're in the entertainment business.

00:27:08.819 --> 00:27:10.980
I don't think you have any business being there.

00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:17.339
And you go from looking like you're one of the

00:27:17.339 --> 00:27:22.359
sexiest... guys in the world to looking like

00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:27.980
the Dutch boy paint guy. Come on, man. The Dutch

00:27:27.980 --> 00:27:30.160
boy paint guy is fucking, what's his name, Axl

00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:33.920
Rose. But yeah, you're right. Yeah, but they're

00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:37.980
close enough. Yes. They both are looking about

00:27:37.980 --> 00:27:43.000
the same, to be honest. Yeah. Both of them were

00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:46.019
the best looking dudes in the business at the

00:27:46.019 --> 00:27:53.730
time. Yep. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep. Meanwhile,

00:27:53.809 --> 00:27:56.990
guys are like us. We never had it. We're still

00:27:56.990 --> 00:27:59.430
going downhill from there. Yeah. Yeah. You know

00:27:59.430 --> 00:28:01.970
what? I mean, yeah. Yeah. At least he done it.

00:28:02.009 --> 00:28:04.349
That's a lot to be said. Yeah. At least I did

00:28:04.349 --> 00:28:10.390
it. Yeah. Yep. Did you listen? Yeah. Kudos to

00:28:10.390 --> 00:28:13.869
Vince. But, you know, I mean, I hope when he's

00:28:13.869 --> 00:28:18.299
rehabbing, he bothers. to maybe get in shape

00:28:18.299 --> 00:28:21.559
a little bit better so he can look better on

00:28:21.559 --> 00:28:25.880
stage and not have the crowd sing most of the

00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:29.119
song for him. Right, right, right. Which is so

00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:32.400
fucking annoying. It is so annoying, I can't

00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:35.980
stand it. It's like, look, sing the song yourself.

00:28:36.019 --> 00:28:40.339
If it sucks, that's okay. We don't care. But

00:28:40.339 --> 00:28:43.680
we came here to watch. We didn't come here to

00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:47.569
sing. Not interact. Yeah, not interact. And most

00:28:47.569 --> 00:28:50.170
bands have pulled away from that. They realize

00:28:50.170 --> 00:28:51.930
that people get tired of it, and they're like,

00:28:51.950 --> 00:28:55.269
yeah, I'm not doing this, you know. And it's

00:28:55.269 --> 00:28:57.890
just like raise your hands in the air. That only

00:28:57.890 --> 00:29:00.069
lasts about 20 seconds, and everybody's like,

00:29:00.190 --> 00:29:03.930
I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah. So, especially

00:29:03.930 --> 00:29:06.130
our age. It's kind of like, okay, there you go.

00:29:06.569 --> 00:29:08.950
There you go. Now it's 10 seconds. Now you've

00:29:08.950 --> 00:29:12.890
got blood flow. Yeah, yeah. It's like 10 seconds

00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:15.049
of, whoo, yeah, and then that's it. It's like,

00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:18.410
okay, I'm done. Elbows giving out. Yeah, we got

00:29:18.410 --> 00:29:23.690
to lower these arms. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So,

00:29:23.690 --> 00:29:29.150
anyhow, I hope Vince gets better and he starts

00:29:29.150 --> 00:29:33.170
doing something to make himself better performer.

00:29:33.650 --> 00:29:38.069
But, you know, main thing is his health. Yes.

00:29:38.269 --> 00:29:44.380
I don't want to think. wishing the best. We grew

00:29:44.380 --> 00:29:48.000
up on them. I would love to see him do well.

00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.140
And I would love to see Nicky quit being what

00:29:52.140 --> 00:29:57.500
I don't like. Right, right, right. He's a wine

00:29:57.500 --> 00:30:02.079
baby. Yeah, yeah. The guy that used to stick

00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:04.839
his fist in the air and say, you know, fuck the

00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:09.559
man, fuck the system. He doesn't do that. To

00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:12.940
me, you know, to me that's like, no, were you

00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:15.799
fake the whole time or did you change? That's

00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:19.319
the way I look at it, is like, was he fake or

00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:24.359
did he change? Honestly, I'm thinking he may

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.039
have changed. I think so too. I think he really

00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:31.640
was what you saw at first. You know, he's a fucking

00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:35.019
long -haired guy that liked to do a little bit

00:30:35.019 --> 00:30:40.039
of drugs in his pastime and drink a lot. and

00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:46.720
nail groupies and barely play the bass. So, yeah,

00:30:46.819 --> 00:30:49.660
I don't be grudging for it. But I think he was

00:30:49.660 --> 00:30:51.779
that guy for a long time. And I think when he

00:30:51.779 --> 00:30:55.759
got older, he just like, I don't know, like a

00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:57.960
lot of people do. Well, I'm older now. I need

00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:01.569
to grow up. I need to need it. Go get a pair

00:31:01.569 --> 00:31:04.390
of sensible shoes. Just like us, but look at

00:31:04.390 --> 00:31:06.950
us. We've still got a dumbass podcast. Yeah,

00:31:06.950 --> 00:31:13.150
yeah. Yep, yep. Hey, we've got to keep that straight.

00:31:13.450 --> 00:31:15.390
We've got to keep that straight. And you know

00:31:15.390 --> 00:31:18.630
what? On top of that, we have a podcast and Mitch

00:31:18.630 --> 00:31:24.930
does not. Get that right, Mitch. Yeah, just kidding.

00:31:25.009 --> 00:31:27.480
We will. I'm on it. I decided I'm going full

00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.640
on after Mitch. No, no, no, no. If Mitch wants

00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:34.579
to call in one night, I want him on here. I would

00:31:34.579 --> 00:31:37.599
love to. Listen, I'm giving Mitch a lot of shit,

00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:43.740
but he gives me shit constantly. Okay? He keeps

00:31:43.740 --> 00:31:46.180
the comedy going on this show right now. Yeah,

00:31:46.180 --> 00:31:50.529
we love Mitch. We love Mitch. Yes, we do. And

00:31:50.529 --> 00:31:52.990
I don't think Mitch hates me. It's like a gag.

00:31:53.170 --> 00:31:55.009
It's a gimmick. It's kind of like, yeah, fuck

00:31:55.009 --> 00:31:57.670
Mark. We all like Rob. Fuck Mark. He's an idiot.

00:31:57.789 --> 00:32:01.890
And that's fine. And I agree. I am. I'm an idiot.

00:32:03.170 --> 00:32:06.789
Or not. Here's a fucking brains operation. Everybody

00:32:06.789 --> 00:32:13.269
just don't know it. I am pretty happy with the

00:32:13.269 --> 00:32:15.650
way I'm doing some of this stuff now and how

00:32:15.650 --> 00:32:18.970
I've progressed on a lot of the bits. I mean,

00:32:19.009 --> 00:32:22.809
I've gotten so much better. And I'm very proud

00:32:22.809 --> 00:32:25.410
of that because I've been trying to, you know.

00:32:25.430 --> 00:32:27.730
This is the stuff, you know, I grew up on this

00:32:27.730 --> 00:32:30.890
stuff. This is the stuff I love. You know, this

00:32:30.890 --> 00:32:34.349
theater of the mind. And I'm working on it very

00:32:34.349 --> 00:32:37.369
hard, you know. And, you know, like I said, I

00:32:37.369 --> 00:32:41.319
almost took broadcasting. But, you know, it didn't

00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:43.259
cost me a thing to go to school with a union,

00:32:43.339 --> 00:32:46.000
and I started making money right away, where

00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:48.279
everybody I knew that went to broadcasting school

00:32:48.279 --> 00:32:51.019
had to go be an intern for like five years, and

00:32:51.019 --> 00:32:53.339
hopefully you get your own gig finally, and you

00:32:53.339 --> 00:32:57.099
make shit until then. So, you know, I figured

00:32:57.099 --> 00:32:59.079
out, you know, that wasn't for me, but this has

00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:01.660
always been my passion, something like this.

00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:04.680
I've always enjoyed shows like this, you know.

00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.299
We go back to Dick and Jay, Randy Miller a little

00:33:08.299 --> 00:33:11.519
bit later. I mean, all the way down, all of them,

00:33:11.539 --> 00:33:19.119
you know. So I'm getting better at it, and I'm

00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:21.900
proud of it because I needed to get better at

00:33:21.900 --> 00:33:24.960
it. And when I was earlier doing this, I wasn't

00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.000
real happy with myself because I figured I could

00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:33.509
do better. And I am doing better at it, but I

00:33:33.509 --> 00:33:37.609
plan on progressing even more and being even

00:33:37.609 --> 00:33:40.369
better at this and being more entertaining and

00:33:40.369 --> 00:33:44.390
coming up with more ideas. I'm trying to think

00:33:44.390 --> 00:33:48.289
of how to describe it, but okay. Okay, well,

00:33:48.490 --> 00:33:53.130
can I make some sort of a rebuttal on that, if

00:33:53.130 --> 00:33:55.289
you don't mind? Yeah, please do. I want to hear

00:33:55.289 --> 00:34:02.450
it. 29th was my three year anniversary on this

00:34:02.450 --> 00:34:08.230
show. Wow. Congratulations. Yes. I have been

00:34:08.230 --> 00:34:12.130
co -host. Last May 29th was three years. I don't

00:34:12.130 --> 00:34:15.789
know if you realize that. I think I did realize

00:34:15.789 --> 00:34:20.130
it at the time because I think I did say something

00:34:20.130 --> 00:34:24.590
about we're four years old now. Yeah. Well, you

00:34:24.590 --> 00:34:31.730
and Topher were before me. Oh, go ahead. And

00:34:31.730 --> 00:34:35.829
look how much I've grown. Oh, night and day.

00:34:35.929 --> 00:34:40.730
Trust me, Mark. Trust me, Mark. Nobody puts down

00:34:40.730 --> 00:34:45.030
how much you've grown. Seriously. Because you

00:34:45.030 --> 00:34:47.570
are the brains of this. You're the one doing

00:34:47.570 --> 00:34:51.030
the ha -ha's and everything online. You're doing

00:34:51.030 --> 00:34:53.809
all that. Well, thank you. But that's going to

00:34:53.809 --> 00:34:56.530
change, too, because you're a very humorous guy.

00:34:56.989 --> 00:35:01.769
You have a great sense of humor. Just wait until

00:35:01.769 --> 00:35:05.130
I get my equipment and you get shit. Exactly.

00:35:06.650 --> 00:35:11.150
That's what I'm saying. Which, honestly, is going

00:35:11.150 --> 00:35:14.449
to take a little more time now that the blind

00:35:14.449 --> 00:35:20.090
studio is moving. We have lives. We've always

00:35:20.090 --> 00:35:24.010
stated this, Rob, right? We have lives. We have

00:35:24.010 --> 00:35:32.019
lives that we have to do. Didn't you say it's

00:35:32.019 --> 00:35:35.260
upstairs? It's going to be upstairs? Yeah, yeah,

00:35:35.300 --> 00:35:39.059
it's going to be. What it is, it's a two -bedroom

00:35:39.059 --> 00:35:44.960
raised ranch. So there's like a door with stairs

00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:49.159
that goes up into a loft. Oh, that sounds cool.

00:35:49.599 --> 00:36:21.630
Okay. Cool. And I'm thinking I'm going to have

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:26.429
the window outside. So, and then she's going

00:36:26.429 --> 00:36:28.929
to be around the corner right here with her,

00:36:29.050 --> 00:36:33.989
we're going to have her require her desk to do

00:36:33.989 --> 00:36:38.010
whatever, because she's into some things. And

00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:40.289
then the other little third section storage,

00:36:40.530 --> 00:36:44.110
so, you know. But yeah, no, it's going to be

00:36:44.110 --> 00:36:52.159
cool once we get it done. Okay, very cool. Alright,

00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.699
cool. You know, I have more stuff, but Rob, let's

00:36:54.699 --> 00:36:57.239
go ahead and get to you now. And I'm going to

00:36:57.239 --> 00:36:59.900
try to look up these emails, because I don't

00:36:59.900 --> 00:37:02.239
know what the fuck I did with them. This is mail.

00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:04.739
I printed them out. Like I said, that's a little

00:37:04.739 --> 00:37:07.519
lengthy story, so we've got a couple minutes.

00:37:07.739 --> 00:37:11.519
Yeah, go ahead. I'll try to... Yeah, I told you

00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:13.719
about this one off the air. This is a funny one.

00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.260
We're keeping it lighthearted. That sounds good.

00:37:47.789 --> 00:37:51.349
I have to look it up. Okay. Casper Lincoln was

00:37:51.349 --> 00:37:55.230
spotted September 5th rolling down 15th Avenue

00:37:55.230 --> 00:38:00.869
in Prince George, British Columbia in the bright

00:38:00.869 --> 00:38:05.510
-sized vehicle as his friend walked beside him,

00:38:05.710 --> 00:38:13.829
CBC reported. That's where it gets funny. Okay.

00:38:34.989 --> 00:41:21.260
Okay. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Oh, my God, that's so

00:41:21.260 --> 00:41:26.539
tiny. There is a picture. Oh, it is a tiny, tiny

00:41:26.539 --> 00:42:21.860
Barbie car. Wow. Okay. I've got like three emails

00:42:21.860 --> 00:42:24.719
I could get, and I'll just read them off from

00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:28.340
the board. So we're going to take our first break,

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:30.719
and I'll be back. Or we'll be back. Sorry, not

00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:34.119
I. We will be back. Right, Rob? You'll be back

00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:38.699
too, right? Maybe, if you're nice to me. Okay.

00:42:38.699 --> 00:42:40.739
Well, I think Rob will be back. Yes, I'll be

00:42:40.739 --> 00:42:43.920
back. Yes, I will be back. All right. Cool. Thank

00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.400
you, Rob. All right. We will talk to you guys

00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:53.019
here in a minute. So you want proof that we love

00:42:53.019 --> 00:42:55.059
you here at QD Spades and Microphone Central?

00:42:55.800 --> 00:42:58.300
Here's a proof right here about the drink of

00:42:58.300 --> 00:43:01.639
the week. Hey, all you drunk belly dancers. This

00:43:01.639 --> 00:43:03.860
one's for you. This is a Butch Wacker. This is

00:43:03.860 --> 00:43:07.079
from Norwegian Cruise Lines Best Drinks. This

00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:11.260
is a chocolatey, delicious drink. Thick. You

00:43:11.260 --> 00:43:14.280
can make yourself. It starts out one ounce of

00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:17.639
rum, one half ounce Chocono, chocolate flavor

00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:20.519
liqueur. One half ounce of vodka. 1 1⁄2 ounce

00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:23.039
of Bailey's Iris Creek, 1 1⁄2 ounce of Kahula,

00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:27.219
and 1 1⁄2 ounce of Amaretto. Shake all together,

00:43:27.460 --> 00:43:31.599
put in a glass, and there you are. Delightful,

00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:53.519
chalkwoody goodness. Enjoy. Very important for

00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:55.980
survival is to know the predators in your area.

00:43:56.219 --> 00:43:58.900
Study up on them and grab a few wildlife books

00:43:58.900 --> 00:44:02.039
to keep in your shelter. Find information for

00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.000
ways to kill the animal if edible and not damage

00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.980
the meat. A crossbow is usually most effective.

00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:11.099
Tools such as a duck call or moose call could

00:44:11.099 --> 00:44:14.119
help one seek out possible food to kill. Search

00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:16.699
all uses for an animal after it is killed, such

00:44:16.699 --> 00:44:19.280
as the pelt, the hooves, or antlers can make

00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:24.059
a handy weapon if needed. Two douchebags, a microphone,

00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:27.400
and an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:33.539
you first world problems. My driver's license

00:44:33.539 --> 00:44:37.460
picture makes me look older. I'm calling a lawyer.

00:44:38.179 --> 00:44:42.739
Next up, things overheard in hell. But brand

00:44:42.739 --> 00:44:46.510
new. Charles in Charge reboot is the only show

00:44:46.510 --> 00:44:50.929
available all week. Ms. Gulkenstein was tired

00:44:50.929 --> 00:44:53.469
of Mark and Toe for making sport of her. Little

00:44:53.469 --> 00:44:56.030
did the douchebags know Ms. Gulkenstein was a

00:44:56.030 --> 00:44:59.050
voodoo high priestess when she was younger. She

00:44:59.050 --> 00:45:02.449
grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

00:45:02.449 --> 00:45:07.130
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

00:45:07.130 --> 00:45:09.110
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

00:45:09.469 --> 00:45:13.309
Here are the adventures of Rob. The Capuchin

00:45:13.309 --> 00:45:18.610
Monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen

00:45:18.610 --> 00:45:21.369
in as Rob the Capuchin Monkey tries to sell the

00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:24.210
rest of the Capuchin Monkey's Amway. Rob has

00:45:24.210 --> 00:45:26.650
always dreamed of becoming a Diamond Status Amway

00:45:26.650 --> 00:45:50.849
as a Capuchin Monkey. Little did our hero Rob

00:45:50.849 --> 00:45:54.309
know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's

00:45:54.309 --> 00:45:56.429
Club and became violently pissed off when he

00:45:56.429 --> 00:45:59.190
tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly

00:45:59.190 --> 00:46:01.389
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

00:46:01.389 --> 00:46:05.329
straight. Rob could not sit down. I have a pet

00:46:05.329 --> 00:46:08.849
termite I call Clint. Wow, no shit. How strange.

00:46:09.309 --> 00:46:12.110
Yeah, I call it Clint Eats Wood. The regular

00:46:12.110 --> 00:46:15.309
Joe Q public may believe anything he hears and

00:46:15.309 --> 00:46:17.929
sees, but not hear two douchebags' microphone.

00:46:18.489 --> 00:46:20.469
Here are two news bags and a microphone. We question

00:46:20.469 --> 00:46:22.849
everything. That's why we have a little segment

00:46:22.849 --> 00:46:25.909
we'd like to call, I Call Bullshit. Bullshit.

00:46:26.329 --> 00:46:30.750
Bullshit. Bullshit. So let me make sure I have

00:46:30.750 --> 00:46:32.869
this correct. All the waiting for Epstein client

00:46:32.869 --> 00:46:36.309
list. All the promises of justice. All the huge

00:46:36.309 --> 00:46:38.170
names that were all over his private island.

00:46:38.489 --> 00:46:41.110
Suddenly, there's no client list. It's a well

00:46:41.110 --> 00:46:43.329
-known fact. Epstein kept a list of clients.

00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.460
So Ghislaine Maxwell is rotting in prison and

00:46:46.460 --> 00:46:48.920
has no memory of any of her visitors when she

00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:51.320
was one of the hosts? You mean to tell me she

00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:54.019
cannot spit out a few names? They barter with

00:46:54.019 --> 00:46:57.119
every other criminal. Why not her? I'll tell

00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.500
you why. Because power protects power. That's

00:47:00.500 --> 00:47:03.300
why this bullshit dog and pony show will only

00:47:03.300 --> 00:47:06.900
go so far. Promises and convictions turn to dust.

00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:10.320
I'll even go one step further. Jeffrey Epstein

00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:13.820
is still alive. His death was faked. His friends

00:47:13.820 --> 00:47:16.659
made sure of this. The next time you think justice

00:47:16.659 --> 00:47:19.340
will be served will be a cold day in hell. Or

00:47:19.340 --> 00:47:21.639
just wait until his perverts do kick off. Then

00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:24.380
ask them the temperature in hell. And now we

00:47:24.380 --> 00:47:27.199
look in on the adventures of the technical explanation

00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:31.239
guy. Oh my, would you look at the rightly scattering?

00:47:32.179 --> 00:47:36.420
It sure is brilliant tonight. First off, you're

00:47:36.420 --> 00:47:39.980
on private property. Second, you're in my flower

00:47:39.980 --> 00:47:42.889
garden. Third... If you're talking about the

00:47:42.889 --> 00:47:46.909
sunset, yes, it is stunning. And finally, would

00:47:46.909 --> 00:47:49.329
you get the hell off my property, you annoying

00:47:49.329 --> 00:47:55.909
fucking bastard? Jam X. What the hell happened?

00:47:57.050 --> 00:48:03.309
You were the generation of change. You never

00:48:03.309 --> 00:48:07.230
wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke for you.

00:48:08.550 --> 00:48:13.250
Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What the hell

00:48:13.250 --> 00:48:17.530
happened? The generation of angst? The generation

00:48:17.530 --> 00:48:22.789
of non -compliance? Is now buying a boat? You're

00:48:22.789 --> 00:48:25.090
really fed up to kill someone who dangled a dollar

00:48:25.090 --> 00:48:29.469
near you? Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

00:48:41.150 --> 00:48:43.070
No one gives an ounce of shit what you had for

00:48:43.070 --> 00:48:45.489
breakfast. Not even the person on the other end.

00:48:45.650 --> 00:48:48.369
You look like a mentally slow driv yelling into

00:48:48.369 --> 00:48:51.010
thin air all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth

00:48:51.010 --> 00:48:53.849
shorts you out and blows up your eardrums. What

00:48:53.849 --> 00:48:56.769
men consider self -centered dunce. Bonnie constantly

00:48:56.769 --> 00:48:59.550
coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go the

00:48:59.550 --> 00:49:01.989
fuck home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably

00:49:01.989 --> 00:49:04.010
forgot the theming because you're too busy looking

00:49:04.010 --> 00:49:15.960
in the mirror all day. Fuck off. Here at the

00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:20.460
Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful

00:49:20.460 --> 00:49:23.599
Niagara Arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Doug

00:49:23.599 --> 00:49:32.500
Blythe studio. For now. Yeah, for now. I have

00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:35.460
like four emails. The rest of them, I've got

00:49:35.460 --> 00:49:37.880
to dig. I don't know what I did with them. I

00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:39.659
printed them out. I can't find the printout.

00:49:39.739 --> 00:49:42.360
And now I can't find them on my computer. But

00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:44.400
there was a few of them that showed up, and I

00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:48.239
got the one from Mitch. So, okay. Oh, that's

00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:51.119
good. Yeah, I could not find the one for Mitch

00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:53.079
at first, man. I was so mad. I'm like, shit,

00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:55.619
I know he replied, but I found it. Yeah, yeah,

00:49:55.739 --> 00:49:58.400
yeah. That's the one you found during print because

00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:00.659
you said you had three. Then when we got back,

00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:03.579
you said you had four. Yeah, I had to print.

00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:07.880
I had to type out the fourth one because I couldn't

00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:11.119
get it to print. You know what? Forget it. Anyhow,

00:50:11.119 --> 00:50:15.679
all right. Okay, first one. Rob, we're ready

00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:18.639
for a cornhole showdown with you. I have money

00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.619
on you, Rob. Please wear an appropriate loincloth

00:50:21.619 --> 00:50:24.440
as well. I don't know what's appropriate. What's

00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:30.039
an appropriate loincloth? I can't. I only have

00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:34.800
one. He was supposed to make me another one.

00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:41.940
That's right, Mitch. What happened? I still only

00:50:41.940 --> 00:50:44.579
have the one. I might buy me another one for

00:50:44.579 --> 00:50:48.789
my wedding. There you go. I tried talking her

00:50:48.789 --> 00:50:52.969
into it. She said no. Mitch, anything Rob wants

00:50:52.969 --> 00:50:56.210
to wear, you let him wear. Because he doesn't

00:50:56.210 --> 00:50:58.989
have to be there. And he's doing it for you.

00:50:59.570 --> 00:51:04.389
So there. The Freeman Fire Department will be

00:51:04.389 --> 00:51:07.630
there to spray off the crowds. I guess they're

00:51:07.630 --> 00:51:10.550
planning on it still being hot. Clint will have

00:51:10.550 --> 00:51:13.170
plenty of night train for all of us. We finally

00:51:13.170 --> 00:51:17.980
found a use for Clint. Yeah, Clint. We've been

00:51:17.980 --> 00:51:20.980
saying it. Clint's still there. Yep, he's still

00:51:20.980 --> 00:51:26.380
his bitch. Yep, still Mitch's bitch. Clint's

00:51:26.380 --> 00:51:31.119
afraid to write me. I think it's funny. And then

00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:33.659
it closes out. Mitch, West Central Missouri,

00:51:33.920 --> 00:51:36.920
cornhole champion. So are you going to be playing

00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:39.539
against Mitch? Let us know, Mitch. Are you going

00:51:39.539 --> 00:51:40.900
to be playing against him, or are you going to

00:51:40.900 --> 00:51:47.739
be playing as a team with him? I don't know.

00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:51.980
Doesn't matter. You know what? Rob's still going

00:51:51.980 --> 00:51:55.500
to kick your ass. I could stretch feeling the

00:51:55.500 --> 00:52:01.039
55 -gallon drums all day. There you go. He will

00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:05.920
kick your ass. Next one. Mark, can you read me

00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:08.320
your beignet recipe again? Thanks in advance.

00:52:08.579 --> 00:52:12.840
Patrick in Orlando. I think, actually, I don't

00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.960
know if this is a gag. Remember a long time ago

00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:18.599
I gave away that beignet recipe that I learned

00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:22.820
in New Orleans? Yes. I think that's what this

00:52:22.820 --> 00:52:27.119
person... I think this one serves. Yeah, I think

00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:33.619
so too. I'll look it up, Patrick. Okay? I know

00:52:33.619 --> 00:52:35.539
where to find it out. I know the restaurant that

00:52:35.539 --> 00:52:37.699
I got it from and all that. And I mean, you can

00:52:37.699 --> 00:52:40.920
actually look up copycat beignet recipes and

00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:46.719
get it. I can't think of the name of the place.

00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:49.840
It's not Cafe Du Monde where everybody goes to

00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:52.099
and all that. Yeah, they're good there. But to

00:52:52.099 --> 00:52:54.119
me, they're not the best beignets in New Orleans.

00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:57.139
There's better ones. And the people down there

00:52:57.139 --> 00:52:59.179
know this. But everyone that goes there has got

00:52:59.179 --> 00:53:01.000
to go to Cafe Du Monde. They're open from the

00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:04.679
1400s. I get it. It's historic. And they're good.

00:53:05.860 --> 00:53:10.119
But you ever go to the bathroom? The bathrooms

00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:13.480
are back behind Cafe Du Monde. And you can look

00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:16.840
in there. And you can see them making the beignets.

00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.079
You won't want to eat them after you see them

00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:23.920
making them. I'm not kidding you. Oh, I went

00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:25.500
to take a piss and I'm looking in there. I'm

00:53:25.500 --> 00:53:28.340
like, oh my God, that's the shit I just ate right

00:53:28.340 --> 00:53:34.119
there. But I'll look it up, Patrick, and I'll

00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:38.170
get back with you on that recipe. The next one.

00:53:38.230 --> 00:53:40.909
Apple keeps trying to get me to pay for the show.

00:53:41.130 --> 00:53:44.070
I'm certain you said the show is free. Gail in

00:53:44.070 --> 00:53:48.909
Minnesota. It is free. We went through this before,

00:53:49.030 --> 00:53:54.789
didn't we, Rob? Yeah, it depends on what service

00:53:54.789 --> 00:53:57.289
you have. If you pay for your service, you're

00:53:57.289 --> 00:53:59.889
going to have to pay for us. Yeah, yeah. But

00:53:59.889 --> 00:54:07.840
you can still go to the free and find us. Yeah,

00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:09.920
that's what I was getting ready to say. Let's

00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:14.280
say you pay for Spotify, okay, and we're on Spotify.

00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:16.920
Then you're paying for a show, but you don't

00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:20.039
have to. We're in the free section of all of

00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:29.880
them. Do what? What were you saying? Oh, then

00:54:29.880 --> 00:54:32.920
maybe I'm wrong. Maybe some places are true.

00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:39.139
pay for the tune -in. I get iHeart, well, I did

00:54:39.139 --> 00:54:43.320
get iHeart free and listen to it. But then I,

00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:49.460
Ozzy died and I downloaded uh, Lizard of Oz and

00:54:49.460 --> 00:54:51.739
Diary of a Madman and listened to it for four

00:54:51.739 --> 00:54:55.179
hours straight. So then I got, started getting

00:54:55.179 --> 00:54:59.360
charged every month for that. But, yeah, I mean,

00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:03.980
just Google it. It's free. Yeah, and like I said,

00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:07.360
If you're paying for a service and that's how

00:55:07.360 --> 00:55:10.599
you get us, then you're going to be paying for

00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:14.780
us. But you don't have to. You can Google us

00:55:14.780 --> 00:55:17.840
and get it from rss .com. You can get it from

00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.260
Spotify. You can get it from Amazon. You can

00:55:20.260 --> 00:55:25.119
get it from virtually everywhere. Even Audison.

00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:28.760
You don't have to pay for us unless you don't

00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:41.199
have podcasts on that. Yeah, yeah. But you don't

00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:44.719
have to. You can get our show for free. You can

00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:47.659
get it for free. So, anyhow. I mean, I don't

00:55:47.659 --> 00:55:56.400
know what else. I mean... I do it all the time.

00:55:56.519 --> 00:55:58.500
I'll Google it to see if there's another way

00:55:58.500 --> 00:56:01.219
to get it. I'll get it on RSS. I'll get it on

00:56:01.219 --> 00:56:04.340
TuneIn. I juggle around just to check to see

00:56:04.340 --> 00:56:07.199
how the services are doing. And I find it interesting

00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:11.199
the commercials they put in on our show. Yeah,

00:56:11.199 --> 00:56:14.239
yeah. Like the other day, was it Band -Aids?

00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:19.260
I think it's Band -Aids. I'm like, wow. I wonder

00:56:19.260 --> 00:56:22.440
how come Band -Aids decided to fucking advertise

00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:26.739
with us. I don't know. So, anyhow. Because our

00:56:26.739 --> 00:56:30.300
show hurts. I don't know. Honestly, I've upgraded

00:56:30.300 --> 00:56:34.440
up. I don't get commercials. Yeah, yeah, I do

00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.539
it too. I finally got tired of dicking with Spotify

00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:39.860
and just bought the premium. But, I mean, before

00:56:39.860 --> 00:56:43.179
that I had fun with it. But I hear you. Yeah,

00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:46.000
you can get our show for free. If you don't want

00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:48.460
to pay for anything, it's fine. Just Google it.

00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:52.719
And that's really it. And this is the last time

00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:56.699
that I'm going to tackle this question on emails.

00:56:57.280 --> 00:56:59.360
Because we've done it, what, like seven, eight

00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:05.019
times now? Oh, at least. Yeah. Yeah, so. We really

00:57:05.019 --> 00:57:07.739
don't have an answer for it. We really don't.

00:57:07.739 --> 00:57:09.920
No, it's all up to you. If you want the show

00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:12.400
for free, you can get it for free. No big deal.

00:57:13.019 --> 00:57:16.800
A lot of people do. We do. So, anyhow. All right.

00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:21.719
Well, Gail in Minnesota, good luck. I hope you

00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:23.679
find a way to get us for free because you should

00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:27.579
be able to. There's multiple ways. And then finally,

00:57:27.820 --> 00:57:30.599
do you guys know if MoDot will begin work for

00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:37.340
a third lane? On I -70. Millie and St. Charles,

00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:43.860
Missouri, I'm sure. I don't know why. Did we

00:57:43.860 --> 00:57:47.440
speak about this before? I think we may have.

00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:50.820
About they're going to add a third lane. Yeah,

00:57:50.820 --> 00:57:53.840
they've been talking about adding a third lane

00:57:53.840 --> 00:58:01.279
to I -7. I'm not exactly sure. I'm sorry. If

00:58:01.279 --> 00:58:03.840
I didn't just now have to retrieve the emails,

00:58:03.960 --> 00:58:10.480
I'd have an answer for you. Yeah, the answer

00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:12.619
is we don't know, but I'm sure you could look

00:58:12.619 --> 00:58:14.860
it up pretty easily. And I would have had your

00:58:14.860 --> 00:58:17.340
answer, but I just had to grab these emails out

00:58:17.340 --> 00:58:21.099
of nowhere just to have them. You know what I

00:58:21.099 --> 00:58:24.159
mean? You're lucky we're having emails tonight,

00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:29.030
to be honest. Yeah, for real. Yeah, last night

00:58:29.030 --> 00:58:31.250
when I got home, I mean, it's like midnight,

00:58:31.489 --> 00:58:33.429
and I was going to come in here and do some work,

00:58:33.469 --> 00:58:35.369
and I kept falling asleep while I was trying

00:58:35.369 --> 00:58:37.170
to do some work. So I was like, yeah, I'll do

00:58:37.170 --> 00:58:42.289
it tomorrow. Well, this morning I was busy doing

00:58:42.289 --> 00:58:44.329
a couple of chores before I went to work, so

00:58:44.329 --> 00:58:46.590
I couldn't do it then. Then I came home. Then

00:58:46.590 --> 00:58:48.489
I had a couple more things I had to do, so I

00:58:48.489 --> 00:58:51.090
just didn't have no prep going on. So anyhow.

00:58:51.849 --> 00:58:54.610
Trust me, I know. Yeah, I know you do. You go

00:58:54.610 --> 00:58:59.030
through this every day. Yeah, I saved my stuff.

00:59:00.010 --> 00:59:03.690
It's just that once I get home right before the

00:59:03.690 --> 00:59:06.630
show, I like to sit down for a while and go over

00:59:06.630 --> 00:59:12.269
it. Like tonight, I had like 10 minutes. Yeah,

00:59:12.570 --> 00:59:17.389
gotcha. Well, that's the same. But I could read

00:59:17.389 --> 00:59:24.929
everything to everybody. Cool. Let's see. I need

00:59:24.929 --> 00:59:29.829
to, I want to make a new douchebag pledge with

00:59:29.829 --> 00:59:35.030
Knob Lick. Let's see. Yeah, see, I still got

00:59:35.030 --> 00:59:40.130
to make it over there. I'm doing it. Yeah. I'm

00:59:40.130 --> 00:59:43.230
going. Knob Rub. I got to look at all the names

00:59:43.230 --> 00:59:47.269
that were on the Fox Weather Channel, I believe,

00:59:47.449 --> 00:59:51.519
when they're giving the snow totals. And they

00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:55.039
went from Knob Lick to Knob Rub to a couple other

00:59:55.039 --> 00:59:59.679
very suggestive names. And I want to do a new

00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:02.280
douchebag pledge with all of their names in it,

01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:06.559
not just Knob Lick. But anyhow. All right, Rob,

01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:12.679
let's turn to you. Okay. If you're sick and can't

01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:15.440
make it into work, what are you supposed to do?

01:00:16.420 --> 01:00:23.630
Stay home. wrestle with every day. While many

01:00:23.630 --> 01:00:26.929
offices suggest that one doesn't come into work

01:00:26.929 --> 01:00:29.869
if they're sick in order to prevent others from

01:00:29.869 --> 01:00:35.110
getting ill, they also frequently require a doctor's

01:00:35.110 --> 01:00:40.489
note, which costs money. As much of American

01:00:40.489 --> 01:00:44.630
sick leave is unpaid, this leaves Americans deciding

01:00:44.630 --> 01:03:43.710
between Okay. No, no. Okay. Okay. Okay, you know,

01:03:43.710 --> 01:03:48.909
going back to the Chick -fil -A, right, I think

01:03:48.909 --> 01:03:52.030
that it had to have been more than him calling

01:03:52.030 --> 01:03:56.630
in. Because a lot of fast food places, you know,

01:03:56.650 --> 01:03:59.409
they don't pay that well, and they're fast -paced,

01:03:59.429 --> 01:04:01.170
and they're kind of a pain in the ass, right?

01:04:02.829 --> 01:04:05.889
If you come in every day and at least put out

01:04:05.889 --> 01:04:07.409
a little bit of effort, they're going to keep

01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:09.719
you, right? We've seen it happen many times.

01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:15.820
Yes, we have. So, them letting this guy go because

01:04:15.820 --> 01:04:18.539
he took a day off, I don't believe that. I think,

01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:22.579
in my opinion is, he sucked as an employee for

01:04:22.579 --> 01:04:24.940
whatever reason. Couldn't do it right, couldn't

01:04:24.940 --> 01:04:27.639
do it fast enough, all the above. And that's

01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:30.599
why they got rid of him. And I think that that

01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:34.300
was just the tilting, the tilting of it. Okay,

01:04:34.739 --> 01:04:38.679
okay, okay. Let me, let me go on. a little bit

01:04:38.679 --> 01:04:44.739
more. Still, this location is likely protected

01:04:44.739 --> 01:04:48.159
in their decision to fire Gabe for going outside

01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:52.300
while sick. He only feels the decision is unjust.

01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:14.000
Nailed it, didn't I? But he got, what, how many?

01:05:15.659 --> 01:05:20.099
547 ,000 views. But there's the comments he goes

01:05:20.099 --> 01:05:27.679
on to say there may have been other things. You

01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:33.599
want to talk about wasting people's time. To

01:05:33.599 --> 01:05:36.059
me, the guy sounds like a fuck job. I'm sorry.

01:05:39.769 --> 01:05:42.869
You know, you lose a job at Chick -fil -A, what

01:05:42.869 --> 01:05:46.170
do you do? You go down to Burger King. And you

01:05:46.170 --> 01:05:47.949
go there and go, yeah, I worked at Chick -fil

01:05:47.949 --> 01:05:51.630
-A until yesterday. McDonald's. Oh, no, you've

01:05:51.630 --> 01:05:54.530
already probably worked at McDonald's. Yeah,

01:05:54.530 --> 01:05:57.849
yeah, so, you know, Wendy's, maybe Sonic, they

01:05:57.849 --> 01:06:01.789
always need help. Yeah, go into Sonic. Go in

01:06:01.789 --> 01:06:03.730
there and fry up some of those fucking fried

01:06:03.730 --> 01:06:30.230
pickle spears. So, I don't know. Yeah, I know

01:06:30.230 --> 01:06:56.900
what you mean. Who knows? Yeah. But if you could

01:06:56.900 --> 01:07:01.500
drive, maybe that's it. I would agree. I would

01:07:01.500 --> 01:07:05.219
agree. Okay, so yeah, it was a lot of different

01:07:05.219 --> 01:07:07.079
things, like I thought. It wasn't just that.

01:07:07.139 --> 01:07:12.960
Yeah, yeah. Okay, Rob, I got a little story here.

01:07:13.019 --> 01:07:14.980
I want to do a little background on it here.

01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:18.219
Well, not background, but a little layout. Okay.

01:07:18.760 --> 01:07:22.099
I don't... I don't, I never have, never will

01:07:22.099 --> 01:07:25.940
understand wedding crashers. I'm pissed just

01:07:25.940 --> 01:07:29.739
having to go to the mandatory weddings, let alone

01:07:29.739 --> 01:07:32.320
decide just to go to one, just to go to one,

01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:38.599
right? Just to crash it. You know, I'm not single

01:07:38.599 --> 01:07:41.860
and I haven't been in a long time. Yeah, you're

01:07:41.860 --> 01:07:43.780
talking to somebody that's about ready to get

01:07:43.780 --> 01:07:48.739
married. Well, that's different if you're...

01:07:55.659 --> 01:07:59.760
They'll probably get their ass kicked. Well,

01:07:59.940 --> 01:08:03.659
no, I want to be honest with you. It's going

01:08:03.659 --> 01:08:09.000
to be at the BMW Galman 3. Very cool. It was

01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:11.239
going to be outside, but we got thinking it's

01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:26.180
November 28th. Yeah, you're probably right. Oh,

01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:27.840
cool. That sounds like a nice place to be. And

01:08:27.840 --> 01:08:30.939
my cousin's still there. We've had many family

01:08:30.939 --> 01:08:37.520
functions there, so why not get married? Okay.

01:08:37.939 --> 01:08:40.319
I got a question. Did we do our second break

01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:45.500
yet or not? No. Okay, let's do our second break.

01:08:45.539 --> 01:08:47.279
I'm going to come back with this wedding crashing

01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:51.020
story here, okay? All right. All right. We'll

01:08:51.020 --> 01:08:57.060
be right back. Hey there, slapmets. It's time

01:08:57.060 --> 01:09:02.500
for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin

01:09:02.500 --> 01:09:05.220
seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your music

01:09:05.220 --> 01:09:08.300
news. During an appearance on July 8th episode

01:09:08.300 --> 01:09:11.380
of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation, Tony Omi spoke about

01:09:11.380 --> 01:09:13.319
some of his upcoming music -related projects,

01:09:13.539 --> 01:09:15.619
including a full -length collection of new material

01:09:15.619 --> 01:09:18.760
from legendary Black Sabbath guitarist. Tony

01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:21.640
said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth .net, Well,

01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:23.850
at the moment, I was doing my own album until

01:09:23.850 --> 01:09:26.430
Back to the Beginning event came up, and then

01:09:26.430 --> 01:09:28.369
of course I had to stop and concentrate on preparing

01:09:28.369 --> 01:09:31.229
for the Sabbath performance. But I'm continuing

01:09:31.229 --> 01:09:33.329
next week to try to finish off what I started

01:09:33.329 --> 01:09:35.770
with this album. And then who knows what I'm

01:09:35.770 --> 01:09:38.590
going to do. It's great, really. Because if something

01:09:38.590 --> 01:09:41.850
pops up, I'll do it if I want to do it. Asked

01:09:41.850 --> 01:09:44.130
if his upcoming album as a Tony Omi solo record

01:09:44.130 --> 01:09:46.289
would guess on it, like he's done before with

01:09:46.289 --> 01:09:49.109
the legendary 2000s IOMI, the guitarist responded,

01:09:49.430 --> 01:09:52.390
at the moment, no. I've got one singer on it,

01:09:52.409 --> 01:09:54.250
which I originally thought of different singers,

01:09:54.390 --> 01:09:56.789
but it started off as it was going to be an instrumental

01:09:56.789 --> 01:09:59.789
album, and it's gone from that into a full -fledged

01:09:59.789 --> 01:10:02.789
Tony Iommi project. But then I thought, oh, wait,

01:10:02.869 --> 01:10:05.210
I want to try it with a singer. So that's what

01:10:05.210 --> 01:10:08.069
I've been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

01:10:08.069 --> 01:10:10.810
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

01:10:10.810 --> 01:10:21.479
are bullshit. Hi, y 'all. This is Chicago. most

01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:28.100
dangerous city in North America. You can't touch

01:10:28.100 --> 01:10:31.239
me. Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my

01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:35.039
beer, bitch. Hey, if you're a fan of paying way

01:10:35.039 --> 01:10:37.380
too much for trinkets and food, well, your wish

01:10:37.380 --> 01:10:40.199
is coming true. Kansas City International Airport

01:10:40.199 --> 01:10:43.680
Guest Pass program is starting today. Yes, you

01:10:43.680 --> 01:10:45.939
too could overspend on workless trinkets and

01:10:45.939 --> 01:10:49.579
$15 cups of coffee. You want to buy a $50 cheap

01:10:49.579 --> 01:10:52.439
t -shirt that has KC Western Auto Building image

01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:55.720
on it? We got you covered. Want a barbecue sauce

01:10:55.720 --> 01:10:58.859
gift pack? No problem. Just a mere $40 and you're

01:10:58.859 --> 01:11:01.520
first born. Hurry. You know rubes are jumping

01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:05.359
all over to get to this complete ripoff. Because

01:11:05.359 --> 01:11:09.460
people are sheep. Oh shit. What's that over there?

01:11:10.100 --> 01:11:20.180
Oh no. It's an island of horrible jokes. stricken

01:11:20.180 --> 01:11:22.880
man explained to his doctor, you have to help

01:11:22.880 --> 01:11:26.579
me. I'm shrinking. The doctor said I will. You

01:11:26.579 --> 01:11:36.739
have to be a little patient. Hey everybody, this

01:11:36.739 --> 01:11:39.760
is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips

01:11:39.760 --> 01:11:45.119
for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics.

01:11:46.119 --> 01:11:50.399
Rule number one. Title of pic is, someone else's

01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:55.460
name. So if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule

01:11:55.460 --> 01:11:59.560
number two, shoot angles complementary to your

01:11:59.560 --> 01:12:18.930
length and girth. This is Joshua Belmont, your

01:12:18.930 --> 01:12:21.729
food for thought man on the hustle. So I just

01:12:21.729 --> 01:12:24.010
realized a genius that gets absolutely no credit.

01:12:24.369 --> 01:12:27.369
His name is Marshall Taylor. He's credited with

01:12:27.369 --> 01:12:29.430
the first bag of salad mix that was bagged and

01:12:29.430 --> 01:12:33.930
sold. Yesterday was his birthday. I believe he

01:12:33.930 --> 01:12:36.529
is still alive. This guy's genius will never

01:12:36.529 --> 01:12:39.829
be fully appreciated. Before this man, we settled

01:12:39.829 --> 01:12:42.250
for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons

01:12:42.250 --> 01:12:45.210
and some cheese. Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with

01:12:45.210 --> 01:12:48.630
that? Hell no. He realized that Billy Americana

01:12:48.630 --> 01:12:50.609
would never go out and buy a couple of radishes,

01:12:50.789 --> 01:12:53.050
a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage,

01:12:53.229 --> 01:12:55.869
maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine

01:12:55.869 --> 01:12:59.750
bladders for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should

01:12:59.750 --> 01:13:03.869
have a national holiday. Harambe used to listen

01:13:03.869 --> 01:13:05.989
to our original show, Two Dipshits and Cheek

01:13:05.989 --> 01:13:08.890
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe

01:13:08.890 --> 01:13:11.789
does not listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

01:13:11.789 --> 01:13:14.270
and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder

01:13:14.270 --> 01:13:17.890
anymore. You might ask why Harambe never listens

01:13:17.890 --> 01:13:20.010
to our original show, Too Dipsious, in a cheap

01:13:20.010 --> 01:13:23.409
Radio Shack realistic tape recorder. Well, it's

01:13:23.409 --> 01:13:26.050
because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered

01:13:26.050 --> 01:13:28.609
because some idiot did not watch her child properly

01:13:28.609 --> 01:13:31.430
while looking on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does

01:13:31.430 --> 01:13:33.569
not listen to our original show, Too Dipsious,

01:13:33.590 --> 01:13:35.630
in the cheap Radio Shack realistic tape recorder,

01:13:35.810 --> 01:13:49.159
or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. Bags

01:13:49.159 --> 01:13:50.939
and microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

01:13:50.939 --> 01:14:04.359
area at the Talk is Cheap studio. Very cool.

01:14:05.340 --> 01:14:08.159
Okay, so like I said before we went to break,

01:14:08.359 --> 01:14:14.239
I generally detest weddings. You know, I haven't

01:14:14.239 --> 01:14:17.250
been single in a long time. That was the best

01:14:17.250 --> 01:14:20.050
place to pick up stray, I'm telling you, a wedding.

01:14:21.229 --> 01:14:24.170
No joke. So I could understand why some people

01:14:24.170 --> 01:14:29.350
crash them, probably trying to get dates. Because

01:14:29.350 --> 01:14:32.229
I think with women, or it used to be, I don't

01:14:32.229 --> 01:14:35.210
know about anymore, but, you know, they see their

01:14:35.210 --> 01:14:37.390
friends getting married and they kind of get

01:14:37.390 --> 01:14:39.949
this little bit of, if they're not or don't have

01:14:39.949 --> 01:14:42.930
a boyfriend or going somewhere with something.

01:14:43.390 --> 01:14:45.609
They kind of get this, in my opinion, I think,

01:14:45.609 --> 01:14:49.890
a desperation thing, right? Yeah, where you get

01:14:49.890 --> 01:14:51.829
to looking. Yeah, yeah, you're looking really

01:14:51.829 --> 01:14:54.229
hard, and then you find somebody there, you know,

01:14:54.250 --> 01:15:00.550
and all that stuff. Okay, so there was a wedding

01:15:00.550 --> 01:15:02.909
crasher four years ago at a woman's wedding.

01:15:04.770 --> 01:15:07.970
This bride, she confronts her mystery wedding

01:15:07.970 --> 01:15:11.210
crasher after searching nonstop for four years,

01:15:11.350 --> 01:15:14.149
Rob. She was that obsessed about it, who this

01:15:14.149 --> 01:15:19.609
guy was. Michelle Wiley has spent the last four

01:15:19.609 --> 01:15:24.130
years trying to guess the identity of an uninvited

01:15:24.130 --> 01:15:26.970
wedding guest seen in snapshots taken on her

01:15:26.970 --> 01:15:33.069
special day. The power of social media. Her matrimonial

01:15:33.069 --> 01:15:36.470
mystery has finally been solved. It was always

01:15:36.470 --> 01:15:40.329
in the back of my mind who was that and why was

01:15:40.329 --> 01:15:44.979
he there. Wiley, 38, from the UK, told Southwest

01:15:44.979 --> 01:15:49.039
News of the unfamiliar fella at her November

01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:52.920
2021 nuptials to find out eventually after all

01:15:52.920 --> 01:15:56.800
this time is quite something. As soon as I got

01:15:56.800 --> 01:15:59.199
the sample of the wedding pictures, I noticed

01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:03.199
it straight away, added Wiley, a digital facilitator

01:16:03.199 --> 01:16:07.079
for the NHS. This is what she does. We all said,

01:16:07.140 --> 01:16:10.189
do you know who this is? We were asking around

01:16:10.189 --> 01:16:12.770
the family and friends, and no one had any idea

01:16:12.770 --> 01:16:15.529
who this mystery guy was that was in all these

01:16:15.529 --> 01:16:18.329
pictures with him. No one remembered him being

01:16:18.329 --> 01:16:25.489
there on that day, she said. And then he slipped

01:16:25.489 --> 01:16:28.050
out right after the ceremony, so nobody really

01:16:28.050 --> 01:16:31.270
got to talk to him either, right? So hoping to

01:16:31.270 --> 01:16:33.829
get to the bottom of the conundrum, Wiley routinely

01:16:33.829 --> 01:16:39.430
shared images on Facebook. to try to get someone

01:16:39.430 --> 01:16:42.529
to figure out who it is, assuming someone would

01:16:42.529 --> 01:16:45.770
eventually fess up to being the ransom stranger

01:16:45.770 --> 01:16:49.210
who crashed her bash. But suddenly the new Lululemon

01:16:49.210 --> 01:16:52.670
never got far in her search until this week.

01:16:52.869 --> 01:16:55.590
It was looking through the wedding pictures,

01:16:55.630 --> 01:16:57.890
and I just thought, I'm going to message someone

01:16:57.890 --> 01:17:00.609
with a lot of followers and ask if they can share

01:17:00.609 --> 01:17:05.050
this, said Wiley. She reached out to content

01:17:05.050 --> 01:17:08.739
creator Dazza. with over 400 ,000 Facebook fans

01:17:08.739 --> 01:17:14.279
and 129 TikTok subscribers. Right. She asked

01:17:14.279 --> 01:17:16.720
this guy to plaster the pictures all over his

01:17:16.720 --> 01:17:20.060
platforms, which he did, and within two hours,

01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:27.640
Daz found this guy. Two hours. Damn. The power

01:17:27.640 --> 01:17:31.960
of social media is insane. It is. The unknown

01:17:31.960 --> 01:17:36.210
interloper was Andrew Heilemann. But he's not

01:17:36.210 --> 01:17:38.750
just some sneaky creep who gets his jollies from

01:17:38.750 --> 01:17:42.270
invading occasions like weddings for free food

01:17:42.270 --> 01:17:45.829
and booze and what have you, you know. Like I

01:17:45.829 --> 01:17:49.029
alluded to, too, you know, strange, you know,

01:17:49.029 --> 01:17:51.430
fucking stray tail and all this stuff hanging

01:17:51.430 --> 01:17:55.050
out. So, I was at the wrong wedding, he confessed,

01:17:55.149 --> 01:17:58.010
after seeing his mug and Wiley's wedding photos

01:17:58.010 --> 01:18:01.460
on Daz's page. Four years ago, my partner was

01:18:01.460 --> 01:18:04.619
acting as a bridesmaid, male bridesmaid, for

01:18:04.619 --> 01:18:07.439
his friend Michaelina's wedding. And I've been

01:18:07.439 --> 01:18:11.520
invited to his plus one, Heilemann 33, who is

01:18:11.520 --> 01:18:15.680
a painter and decorator, explained. For some

01:18:15.680 --> 01:18:19.260
reason, he told me it was at the Carlton Hotel

01:18:19.260 --> 01:18:23.220
in Presswick at 2 p .m. when it was actually

01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:25.979
being held at the Great Western Hotel in another

01:18:25.979 --> 01:18:33.000
city. He had already left in the morning to help

01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:36.359
with whatever bridesmaids do and left me to make

01:18:36.359 --> 01:18:38.979
my own way to the wedding. Once I got there,

01:18:39.020 --> 01:18:41.819
the ceremony began making an impossible leave

01:18:41.819 --> 01:18:44.439
without obstructing the wedding somehow. So he

01:18:44.439 --> 01:18:47.579
had to watch the whole wedding, be in pictures

01:18:47.579 --> 01:18:50.260
when they took pictures down towards him. And

01:18:50.260 --> 01:18:52.779
then afterwards, he got the hell out of there.

01:18:55.600 --> 01:18:58.119
That sounds like something would happen to me.

01:18:59.130 --> 01:19:05.350
Oh, yeah. Yep. I got a kick off that story. I

01:19:05.350 --> 01:19:07.390
thought that was funny. I could just see that.

01:19:07.810 --> 01:19:11.829
You get in there and go, wait a minute. I guess

01:19:11.829 --> 01:19:15.630
his partner or whatever. Where is he? Oh, shit.

01:19:16.369 --> 01:19:18.229
Because he wouldn't know who the bride and groom

01:19:18.229 --> 01:19:23.829
was. It was his partner's friends. Oh, yeah.

01:19:24.770 --> 01:19:29.210
Good times. Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do.

01:20:27.100 --> 01:21:34.020
Oh, yeah. Okay. Are you still with me? Yeah.

01:21:34.180 --> 01:22:03.239
Yeah, I'm listening. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Okay,

01:22:03.319 --> 01:23:03.949
I get that. I do too. I feel fantastic, Chapman

01:23:03.949 --> 01:23:07.369
said, while speaking about the results of surgery

01:23:07.369 --> 01:23:12.430
at the WABC attic. Vision comes back, and it's

01:23:12.430 --> 01:23:17.729
a whole new world. That is cool. That's very

01:23:17.729 --> 01:23:39.060
cool. That is a great story. And ibuprofen is

01:23:39.060 --> 01:23:44.020
what set that off. Yeah, he had a bad allergic

01:23:44.020 --> 01:23:48.279
reaction to ibuprofen. Wow. It made him blind.

01:23:49.159 --> 01:23:53.939
Yeah, that would suck. Yeah. Okay, all right.

01:23:53.960 --> 01:23:57.359
Thanks, Rob. Do you want to keep going? You have

01:23:57.359 --> 01:24:00.260
to work in the morning early, so you tell me.

01:24:01.479 --> 01:24:06.100
I got time if you got something else. Yeah, I

01:24:06.100 --> 01:24:14.869
got something else. I don't. Okay. A court in

01:24:14.869 --> 01:24:18.630
Germany has ruled that an unnamed teacher who

01:24:18.630 --> 01:24:22.649
has been on sick leave for 16 years must prove

01:24:22.649 --> 01:24:30.100
that she is ill. 16 years, Rob. Holy sh... Metro

01:24:30.100 --> 01:24:34.000
News reported on August 23rd, since 2009, the

01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:36.359
female teacher has been drawn her full salary

01:24:36.359 --> 01:24:40.039
in spite of not working at all. When the education

01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:44.340
authority in North Rhine demanded that she take

01:24:44.340 --> 01:24:48.399
a medical test, she sued. But the court called

01:24:48.399 --> 01:24:52.260
the case truly incomprehensible and ruled that

01:24:52.260 --> 01:24:54.800
the employer had the right to call for the test.

01:24:57.789 --> 01:25:00.109
President of the state's teachers union called

01:25:00.109 --> 01:25:06.109
her behavior completely abysmal. So this is now

01:25:06.109 --> 01:25:11.090
going into court and the company, the teachers

01:25:11.090 --> 01:25:14.909
board is trying to get rid of this lady because

01:25:14.909 --> 01:25:19.289
they feel that she abused the system and that

01:25:19.289 --> 01:25:23.189
she wasn't, you know, she wasn't ill for 16 years.

01:25:23.899 --> 01:25:27.000
Which I think I would tend to agree with. What

01:25:27.000 --> 01:25:28.539
do you think, Rob? Would you agree with that?

01:25:29.560 --> 01:25:31.619
Yeah, I would agree, too. Yeah, I'm going to

01:25:31.619 --> 01:25:35.380
think the 16 years is probably not correct. So

01:25:35.380 --> 01:25:40.659
maybe 16 days. Well, if you're 16 years, you

01:25:40.659 --> 01:25:44.460
should be drawing disability by then. Yeah, you

01:25:44.460 --> 01:25:46.300
know what? You're right. That's a great point.

01:25:46.659 --> 01:25:49.140
After a year, it should be, like, going well.

01:25:49.220 --> 01:25:52.020
And you know what? Yeah, you ain't going to be

01:25:52.020 --> 01:25:59.300
able to. with something. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting

01:25:59.300 --> 01:26:02.420
story. Alright, well, that's about all I got.

01:26:04.300 --> 01:26:07.159
Yeah, that's all I got for tonight. Alright.

01:26:07.460 --> 01:26:13.939
Hi, Albuquerque. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy.

01:26:14.060 --> 01:26:18.399
Hi, Ricky. Hi, what, Hicksville? Hicksville.

01:26:18.460 --> 01:26:21.920
Hi, everybody. Yeah, hi to everybody. Hi, Albuquerque,

01:26:21.960 --> 01:26:26.170
Hicksville. Grandma Opal, Jimmy, Ricky, anybody,

01:26:26.289 --> 01:26:30.970
anybody in our way, hello. So, anybody listening,

01:26:31.189 --> 01:26:35.069
hello. Thank you for the numbers are spiking

01:26:35.069 --> 01:26:38.250
really well. Oh, my God, they're outrageous.

01:26:38.470 --> 01:26:42.970
Yeah. Can't thank you enough. Please keep spreading

01:26:42.970 --> 01:26:45.689
the word. We're just doing this because we love

01:26:45.689 --> 01:26:49.649
it. So, come on, jump aboard. We're going to

01:26:49.649 --> 01:26:52.989
make it to where you can call in. And say whatever

01:26:52.989 --> 01:26:57.430
the hell you feel. We don't care. Which, by the

01:26:57.430 --> 01:27:00.270
way, I don't know if I told you, but I have ten

01:27:00.270 --> 01:27:04.529
shirts ordered. Ooh. You guys hear that? One

01:27:04.529 --> 01:27:07.510
for me, one for you. Thank you. And there's eight

01:27:07.510 --> 01:27:10.770
others that are going to have their names on

01:27:10.770 --> 01:27:14.569
the back of theirs. And they're going to be spread

01:27:14.569 --> 01:27:20.210
between Sunrise Beach and Palm de Terre. Awesome.

01:27:20.569 --> 01:27:24.159
Bye. Very cool. I love that idea. And I'm working

01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:26.819
on some other ideas too, like maybe we can mail

01:27:26.819 --> 01:27:29.840
some stuff out to some people. I'm still working

01:27:29.840 --> 01:27:34.880
on maybe getting some stickers with not just

01:27:34.880 --> 01:27:39.420
a QR code, but an actual emblem of our show.

01:27:40.560 --> 01:27:44.279
Dude, I could put them in gas stations down around.

01:27:45.550 --> 01:27:47.930
I think that that would be optimal because people,

01:27:48.090 --> 01:27:50.430
I mean, it works so well in an airport. I've

01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:52.350
done that before. Especially down here, seeing

01:27:52.350 --> 01:27:56.390
the douchebag mobile going down the road. That

01:27:56.390 --> 01:27:58.970
would be great. That's true, and our numbers

01:27:58.970 --> 01:28:01.670
down there are fantastic. So thank you, Rob,

01:28:01.810 --> 01:28:05.569
and thank you all. All right, I need to get off

01:28:05.569 --> 01:28:09.010
here because I've got a medical appointment tomorrow

01:28:09.010 --> 01:28:12.630
morning early. And I'm going to... Oh, good luck

01:28:12.630 --> 01:28:15.810
with that. Oh, thank you. Well... When I went

01:28:15.810 --> 01:28:18.149
in for my scope, this is interesting, and I'll

01:28:18.149 --> 01:28:19.909
go into it real quick, and then we'll get off

01:28:19.909 --> 01:28:22.010
here because I know you've got to get up early.

01:28:22.109 --> 01:28:24.029
Well, so do I, but you've got to go to work.

01:28:25.109 --> 01:28:29.930
So when I was in the hospital a few months ago,

01:28:30.090 --> 01:28:34.109
they never put a CPAP on me or anything, nothing.

01:28:34.810 --> 01:28:38.010
Everything was fine. I went to go get my scope

01:28:38.010 --> 01:28:41.909
of my stomach and esophagus, what, a month ago?

01:28:43.289 --> 01:28:47.560
Something like that. Yeah. Okay. And they, when

01:28:47.560 --> 01:28:50.000
I was getting ready to leave, they said, you

01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:51.779
need to do something about your sleep apnea.

01:28:52.199 --> 01:28:54.960
And I said, well, I said, you know, I said, number

01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:56.859
one, I didn't think I had it anymore. Number

01:28:56.859 --> 01:29:01.319
two, I can't wear a CPAP. I wake up with fucking

01:29:01.319 --> 01:29:04.020
things on the floor. I don't remember doing it.

01:29:04.380 --> 01:29:07.020
Yeah, that's where the mad shitter story comes

01:29:07.020 --> 01:29:10.000
in. Yeah, yeah. You've already turned into a

01:29:10.000 --> 01:29:12.000
CPAP machine. I've already turned into a CPAP

01:29:12.000 --> 01:29:17.069
machine, yep. So I'm like, you know, I can't

01:29:17.069 --> 01:29:21.109
tolerate a CPAP machine. So, you know, so there's

01:29:21.109 --> 01:29:23.649
this thing called Inspire that works with your

01:29:23.649 --> 01:29:28.390
smartphone to keep you and your airways open

01:29:28.390 --> 01:29:32.050
while you're sleeping. So tomorrow I'm going

01:29:32.050 --> 01:29:38.369
in for an evaluation to hopefully get an Inspire.

01:29:38.390 --> 01:29:42.109
A guy at work tried to, but he wasn't heavy enough.

01:29:43.700 --> 01:29:47.020
There's a certain amount of obese that they want

01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:50.520
before they can do it. So I don't know. I've

01:29:50.520 --> 01:29:54.159
lost quite a bit of weight. So we'll see if I

01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:58.180
can do it or not. And also, I think before that

01:29:58.180 --> 01:30:00.539
they're going to do a sleep study. I hear now

01:30:00.539 --> 01:30:04.039
what they do. I'm sorry, brother. I don't know

01:30:04.039 --> 01:30:07.800
whether to wish you luck on that or not. I don't

01:30:07.800 --> 01:30:14.840
know either. The way I understand that they check

01:30:14.840 --> 01:30:18.500
it now is they put you to sleep momentarily.

01:30:18.579 --> 01:30:21.600
Like whenever they put my shoulder back in place,

01:30:21.680 --> 01:30:25.060
like every other day whenever I dislocate it

01:30:25.060 --> 01:30:27.340
every other day. Yeah, they put you out for a

01:30:27.340 --> 01:30:29.960
split second because it's real traumatic to snap

01:30:29.960 --> 01:30:34.579
you back into place. So I think they do something

01:30:34.579 --> 01:30:37.800
like that. They put you out for a split something.

01:30:38.640 --> 01:30:40.579
And then they have something to where they can

01:30:40.579 --> 01:30:43.119
tell about your throat and how it works while

01:30:43.119 --> 01:30:46.420
you're sleeping. And then Inspire is something

01:30:46.420 --> 01:30:50.199
that they, like a chip, or not a chip, something

01:30:50.199 --> 01:30:53.680
that they put in you. It's kind of almost like

01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:57.840
a pacemaker type of deal. And what it does is

01:30:57.840 --> 01:31:04.739
it makes sure that your passages, your air passages,

01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:09.239
do not close off while you're sleeping. and causing

01:31:09.239 --> 01:31:12.500
you to wake up with your heart pounding or some

01:31:12.500 --> 01:31:15.899
of the other fun stuff that it does. Honestly,

01:31:17.020 --> 01:31:19.859
I stopped breathing. Yeah, yeah, that's what

01:31:19.859 --> 01:31:22.840
happens. I've been told I stopped breathing in

01:31:22.840 --> 01:31:26.979
my sleep. Yep, that's sleep apnea, 100%. You

01:31:26.979 --> 01:31:30.279
need to get that checked into, for real. It's

01:31:30.279 --> 01:31:38.170
deadly. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm kidding. I'm

01:31:38.170 --> 01:31:41.350
kidding. I would have argued, but, like, it's

01:31:41.350 --> 01:31:43.689
9 -15 and I got a bunch of paperwork to fill

01:31:43.689 --> 01:31:46.069
out. That's where I was going when I got this.

01:31:46.710 --> 01:31:50.489
Anyhow, thank you all for listening. Good night,

01:31:50.510 --> 01:31:56.750
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:31:56.750 --> 01:31:59.550
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:31:59.550 --> 01:32:03.270
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:32:03.270 --> 01:32:05.670
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:32:05.670 --> 01:32:06.470
ear holes soon.