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And I am Rob at the beautiful Niagara 00:04:54.060 --> 00:04:57.160 Arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck Blind studio. 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:02.500 All right, Rob. Well, okay, first off, while 00:05:02.500 --> 00:05:05.060 I'm thinking about it, Topher and I are going 00:05:05.060 --> 00:05:08.899 to go see Jerry Cantrell Sunday night, so can 00:05:08.899 --> 00:05:13.420 we postpone? I'll have a full report, so can 00:05:13.420 --> 00:05:19.660 we do the Sunday night one Monday night? Actually, 00:05:19.660 --> 00:05:23.720 that will work good for me. Okay, guys, just 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:27.079 so everybody knows, our schedule is going to 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:30.399 be a little juggled right now, and me and Mark 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:34.560 did make the agreement that Tuesday night is 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:41.910 moving to Wednesday night. But last night I had 00:05:41.910 --> 00:05:45.149 a massage, so it had to be postponed until tonight, 00:05:45.170 --> 00:05:48.009 Thursday night. Sorry. Oh, no, no, no. Never 00:05:48.009 --> 00:05:51.250 mind. I didn't need a massage the last night. 00:05:53.509 --> 00:05:59.990 All right. Cool. And anyhow, well, I'm glad that's 00:05:59.990 --> 00:06:03.750 going well. Yeah, you're doing great. Okay, good. 00:06:03.870 --> 00:06:07.389 So anyhow, we're going to go see Jerry Cantrell. 00:06:10.030 --> 00:06:12.509 The funny thing is, I got us really good tickets. 00:06:13.069 --> 00:06:18.009 They're on the floor in the middle. So, like 00:06:18.009 --> 00:06:20.310 I was telling Topher, I said, you know, if a 00:06:20.310 --> 00:06:24.430 mosh pit breaks out, we're dead. Oh, yeah, we're 00:06:24.430 --> 00:06:26.209 too old for mosh pits. We're too old for this 00:06:26.209 --> 00:06:28.730 shit. We're both dead. That's it. They're carrying 00:06:28.730 --> 00:06:31.750 us out in body bags. That's it. So, I told him, 00:06:31.750 --> 00:06:33.389 I said, you know, I'd have nothing against crowd 00:06:33.389 --> 00:06:35.689 surfing except what if someone fucking checks 00:06:35.689 --> 00:06:39.939 your oil? What can you do? You're up there helpless. 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:44.860 Yeah. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, so I don't want 00:06:44.860 --> 00:06:48.920 to body surf either. Yeah, because... Well, you 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:51.959 don't have the cardio you used to have, so you 00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:54.300 can't breathe as well. So if somebody elbows 00:06:54.300 --> 00:06:57.680 you, you're fucked, dude. Yeah, or if you fall. 00:06:57.879 --> 00:07:02.540 Oh, my God. Once you hit your 50s, you're down. 00:07:04.170 --> 00:07:06.730 You know, I'm always a split second away from 00:07:06.730 --> 00:07:10.449 separating my left shoulder. Oh, definitely. 00:07:10.850 --> 00:07:15.209 Always. It's always there. It's always a possibility 00:07:15.209 --> 00:07:17.889 anymore. It's like, well, a lot of things could 00:07:17.889 --> 00:07:20.769 happen, including separating my shoulder, because 00:07:20.769 --> 00:07:24.370 it happens a lot. So, anyhow. So, it ought to 00:07:24.370 --> 00:07:26.310 be a great show, and we're going to have a full 00:07:26.310 --> 00:07:30.310 report Monday night. So, it ought to be pretty 00:07:30.310 --> 00:07:35.930 cool. So this is going to be the first concert 00:07:35.930 --> 00:07:40.310 Topher and I went to together since several years 00:07:40.310 --> 00:07:42.910 ago. We went to see Deep Purple and Alice Cooper 00:07:42.910 --> 00:07:46.490 open up for Deep Purple in St. Louis, and we 00:07:46.490 --> 00:07:47.990 had a really good time there, and that was a 00:07:47.990 --> 00:07:50.870 great concert. So we expect this to be the same, 00:07:50.910 --> 00:07:54.970 and that'll be a good concert. Also, it didn't 00:07:54.970 --> 00:07:56.730 look like it was selling too well, but now it 00:07:56.730 --> 00:07:59.069 looks like they kind of like... Since we're getting 00:07:59.069 --> 00:08:01.050 closer to the date that people are starting to 00:08:01.050 --> 00:08:04.250 pick up tickets like I did, you know? Yeah, yeah. 00:08:04.389 --> 00:08:07.290 So, anymore, I wait till later because I'm not 00:08:07.290 --> 00:08:09.129 sure if a damn thing's going to go off or not. 00:08:10.790 --> 00:08:13.629 You know? They don't sell enough. You're talking 00:08:13.629 --> 00:08:16.709 about Steve Miller last podcast. Yeah, yeah, 00:08:16.730 --> 00:08:21.889 yeah, yeah. I was going to buy tickets the day 00:08:21.889 --> 00:08:25.389 after. I'd already planned it. I was getting 00:08:25.389 --> 00:08:29.040 my paycheck. I was buying the tickets. cancel 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:35.139 this whole tour the day before. Over hot weather, 00:08:35.500 --> 00:08:41.799 tsunamis, bullshit. We already discussed it. 00:08:42.419 --> 00:08:45.860 Low ticket prices, but dude, if you would have 00:08:45.860 --> 00:08:47.940 given me another day, you would have had two 00:08:47.940 --> 00:08:51.259 more tickets. Yeah, Steve Miller, what the fuck. 00:08:51.860 --> 00:08:54.220 Yeah, and I've been wanting to see you all my 00:08:54.220 --> 00:08:56.659 life. That's right, Steve Miller. We hope you're 00:08:56.659 --> 00:09:01.759 fucking happy. I'm always going to love his music. 00:09:01.860 --> 00:09:04.340 Now, personally, we're going to have disagreements. 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:07.860 Oh, he's kind of surly. He's kind of surly. I've 00:09:07.860 --> 00:09:09.639 heard enough of him. He's starting to look like 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:11.840 the Eagles. He's starting to look like the Eagles. 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:19.519 Yes, I agree. So, anyhow, let's see. What the 00:09:19.519 --> 00:09:22.159 hell is I going to say now? Yeah, he's looking 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:25.490 like the Eagles, definitely. And I don't know 00:09:25.490 --> 00:09:27.190 how much tickets were. Tickets were pretty high 00:09:27.190 --> 00:09:32.610 priced. Is that it? No, no. They were decently 00:09:32.610 --> 00:09:38.190 priced. That's what got me. I had the money. 00:09:38.230 --> 00:09:41.710 I was going to buy it. But he canceled his tour. 00:09:42.809 --> 00:09:47.009 I'm like, what's up, man? But no, it's... Did 00:09:47.009 --> 00:09:51.710 he say why? Well, yeah, it's because of the excessive 00:09:51.710 --> 00:10:03.179 heat. And everybody called bullshit on us. So, 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:06.840 in other words, it wasn't selling. No, exactly. 00:10:07.419 --> 00:10:09.419 But if he would have waited a day, he would have 00:10:09.419 --> 00:10:11.279 had two more tickets. Two more tickets, Steve 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:14.220 Miller. Did he got that, Steve Miller? He could 00:10:14.220 --> 00:10:19.000 have sold the tour. Wow. Oh, well, you know what? 00:10:19.500 --> 00:10:22.220 That's right, Steve Miller. You did not get the 00:10:22.220 --> 00:10:25.480 pleasure of playing in front of Rob. And he's 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:31.450 a fellow douchebag. Yeah, but nope, nope, nope, 00:10:31.509 --> 00:10:34.330 nope. Had to call it all off because of tsunamis, 00:10:34.330 --> 00:10:38.669 hot weather, and jock itch. Which last time sat 00:10:38.669 --> 00:10:43.769 next to the cameraman at the last concert. Yeah, 00:10:43.769 --> 00:10:49.389 that was, yeah, those are daredevils. Yeah, I 00:10:49.389 --> 00:10:51.429 wanted to unplug the cameras. That was funny. 00:10:51.710 --> 00:11:02.190 I couldn't. That would have been funny. It was 00:11:02.190 --> 00:11:08.750 Kentucky Headhunters. Yeah, Kentucky Headhunters. 00:11:08.769 --> 00:11:13.490 Yeah. Okay. And before Kentucky Headhunters, 00:11:13.490 --> 00:11:18.210 what was that actually opened the show was the 00:11:18.210 --> 00:11:21.909 new female vocalist for Ozark Mountain Daredevils. 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:35.460 about that. I looked up some of her stuff on 00:11:35.460 --> 00:11:39.100 the internet. She's very good. Oh, very, very. 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:44.139 Oh, that's good. Well, Walmart, my battle with 00:11:44.139 --> 00:11:49.679 Walmart rages on, Rob. It always will. Everybody's 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:52.879 battle with Walmart rages. Well, I was walking 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:55.500 over yesterday, right, and I already decided 00:11:55.500 --> 00:11:57.840 I was going to be civil and not give the old 00:11:57.840 --> 00:12:00.139 man trying to check my bags too much shit, right? 00:12:00.299 --> 00:12:02.720 Because I got to thinking, he's just an old man. 00:12:03.100 --> 00:12:04.799 And he's just trying to do his job that they 00:12:04.799 --> 00:12:07.419 told him to. So I was like, you know what, I'm 00:12:07.419 --> 00:12:09.399 going to mellow out, and I'm going to be nice 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:11.419 to him, and I'll let him look at my, you know, 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:14.259 just because I felt like I was a little heavy 00:12:14.259 --> 00:12:16.360 on him, you know, and I probably didn't need 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.179 to be, you know. So I walked by, and the first 00:12:20.179 --> 00:12:22.720 thing he says when I'm walking in the front door 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.320 there, did you download the Walmart app? Well, 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:29.320 I was going to be nice until that statement. 00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:35.669 I thought, okay, you motherfucker. I'm like, 00:12:35.769 --> 00:12:40.269 you bitch. You already fucking jumped up my ass 00:12:40.269 --> 00:12:43.330 for downloading your app so I can show you my 00:12:43.330 --> 00:12:45.549 receipt on my phone, which I'm never going to 00:12:45.549 --> 00:12:49.090 do. And I'm like, fuck. I was trying to show 00:12:49.090 --> 00:12:51.370 compassion and everything. And then he snips 00:12:51.370 --> 00:12:52.990 off to me like that. So I'm like, all right. 00:12:53.370 --> 00:12:55.870 So I'm zipping through the store, grabbing my 00:12:55.870 --> 00:12:58.289 shit for the upcoming work week. You know how 00:12:58.289 --> 00:13:00.149 it is, Rob. You know, you got to get all your 00:13:00.149 --> 00:13:03.590 stuff and get ready for the work week and all 00:13:03.590 --> 00:13:08.879 that. I get this fantastically evil idea only 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:11.679 because of the smart -ass comment about the Walmart 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:14.580 app. Because last time when I told him, I said, 00:13:14.639 --> 00:13:17.799 you know, I said I had my receipt emailed to 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:19.639 me. He goes, well, you can get it on your phone 00:13:19.639 --> 00:13:21.960 through the app. And I said, yeah, but I'm not 00:13:21.960 --> 00:13:25.600 going to. And I walked off. So then when I walked 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:28.799 in, he continued that and said, did you download 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:31.799 the Walmart app? I'm like, oh, you motherfucker. 00:13:32.220 --> 00:13:35.399 And like I said, I was feeling bad and was going 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:38.860 to show some compassion. So I built this self 00:13:38.860 --> 00:13:41.100 -checkout specifically for this reason, Rob. 00:13:41.500 --> 00:13:46.379 I used five bags on each stack of items. I tied 00:13:46.379 --> 00:13:50.179 them up very tight in different areas. I'd do 00:13:50.179 --> 00:13:52.759 one one way, and then I'd take it, and I would 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:56.500 wrap it in another bag, and I'd tie it up the 00:13:56.500 --> 00:13:59.879 opposite way. Then I'd take another bag, And 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:02.600 I would tie it up the opposite way to where you 00:14:02.600 --> 00:14:06.299 can't see anything inside the bag and you can't 00:14:06.299 --> 00:14:10.460 open it up because it's so tight. So I went through 00:14:10.460 --> 00:14:13.460 there and the old man's looking at me and I look 00:14:13.460 --> 00:14:17.000 at him and I go, don't touch my shit. I got everything 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.799 perfect the way I want it. Don't touch my shit. 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:23.340 He looks at me. I go, yeah, that right there. 00:14:23.460 --> 00:14:30.799 Don't fucking touch it. He sits there, and he 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:32.740 looks at it. He looks at it. He looks at it. 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:38.440 He looks at me. I go, are you good now? Yeah, 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:43.639 I guess. I fucking walk off. Well, all I got 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:48.679 to say is, Mark, you have always been the king 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:50.919 of fucking with people, and it sounds like you 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.799 still are. Yeah, well, like I said, I went in 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:56.419 there feeling a little compassion and everything. 00:14:57.100 --> 00:14:59.879 Yesterday was a rough day in American history, 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:04.659 definitely. Yeah. But this is before that happened 00:15:04.659 --> 00:15:06.480 and everything. You know, I was just kind of 00:15:06.480 --> 00:15:07.860 like feeling like, you know, there's too much 00:15:07.860 --> 00:15:10.840 anger in the world, which I was right, you know, 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:15.059 because of events that happened. Oh, I had a 00:15:15.059 --> 00:15:18.159 good day yesterday, so. Oh, well, I had a good 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:21.720 day, too. So, I mean, but. Well, yeah, I heard 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:24.919 about events and shit. I don't know who that 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:28.710 was. I've never listened to them. Just look them 00:15:28.710 --> 00:15:31.909 up. It'd be easier. I know, I know, I know, but 00:15:31.909 --> 00:15:36.230 there's nobody in me, so it ain't big in my news. 00:15:36.990 --> 00:15:39.870 No, no, no, no, and that's fine, but what I'm 00:15:39.870 --> 00:15:42.870 saying is I was feeling that yesterday, and what 00:15:42.870 --> 00:15:45.730 happened is I was feeling that for a reason. 00:15:45.850 --> 00:15:47.909 I was feeling like, you know, there's too much 00:15:47.909 --> 00:15:51.289 hate going on and too many people that are unaccepted 00:15:51.289 --> 00:15:54.970 of other views and beliefs and all that. And 00:15:54.970 --> 00:15:58.779 then look what? Yeah, and I was right. It just 00:15:58.779 --> 00:16:05.559 so bad bounced off to me. Fuck you. Yeah, I was 00:16:05.559 --> 00:16:08.220 like, all right, bitch. Because he just started 00:16:08.220 --> 00:16:10.519 in on me. It was like he was waiting those fucking 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:13.460 seven days just for me to walk through the door 00:16:13.460 --> 00:16:15.620 so he could snip that at me. It's kind of like, 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:19.379 ha ha, I got him. I got him. I'm like, okay, 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:24.720 all right, we'll see if you got me. Oh, he don't 00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:29.419 know you. Fuck, you're the master of all. Yeah, 00:16:29.419 --> 00:16:31.860 oh yeah. If there is some fucking with someone 00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:36.440 to be done, he ain't shit. He ain't shit. Yeah. 00:16:36.779 --> 00:16:39.600 I don't know if I'm going to hear from him again 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:41.740 because he was just perplexed. He didn't know 00:16:41.740 --> 00:16:43.980 what to do with these bags wrapped around each 00:16:43.980 --> 00:16:47.220 other with the items inside. Because I told him, 00:16:47.220 --> 00:16:49.620 I said, don't touch my shit. I said, I got it 00:16:49.620 --> 00:16:52.440 just how I want it. Don't touch it. And he was 00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:55.990 kind of like, hmm. Kind of gauging my reaction. 00:16:56.129 --> 00:16:58.090 I'm just sitting there looking like, no, not 00:16:58.090 --> 00:17:02.629 today. Don't touch my shit. And he didn't. Do 00:17:02.629 --> 00:17:06.569 you know what a busker is? No. B -U -S -K -E 00:17:06.569 --> 00:17:10.509 -R. It's a person who performs in public, usually 00:17:10.509 --> 00:17:15.490 for money. They have tip jars, you know. Okay, 00:17:15.490 --> 00:17:17.990 okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, you've seen them before. 00:17:18.789 --> 00:17:22.069 I just didn't know they gave them a thing. Yeah, 00:17:22.069 --> 00:17:23.970 it's called the Busker, and some of them are 00:17:23.970 --> 00:17:27.170 even booked, like in Nashville. They pay them 00:17:27.170 --> 00:17:29.990 to play street corners for the flavor at Lower 00:17:29.990 --> 00:17:32.730 Broadway. You know, they pay people that are 00:17:32.730 --> 00:17:35.470 good to just play there. Some people are like 00:17:35.470 --> 00:17:37.509 over there waiting for, I don't know, a bus or 00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:40.049 whatever, or a cab or whatever, and the guy's 00:17:40.049 --> 00:17:42.349 playing. You throw him a couple bucks, go, man, 00:17:42.349 --> 00:17:45.069 that's pretty good music. Well, they do this 00:17:45.069 --> 00:17:50.099 in New Orleans a lot, right? Buskers are all 00:17:50.099 --> 00:17:52.680 over Bourbon Street, Decatur, as well as the 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:55.839 other high tourist area in New Orleans. I mean, 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:58.819 they're everywhere. Bruce Dickinson's spontaneous 00:17:58.819 --> 00:18:02.240 singing with a busker in New Orleans was a powerful 00:18:02.240 --> 00:18:04.900 moment that showcased the enduring spirit of 00:18:04.900 --> 00:18:08.200 metal music, Rob. The performance of Judas Priest, 00:18:08.380 --> 00:18:10.180 You've Got Another Thing Comin' by Dickinson 00:18:10.180 --> 00:18:13.519 and a busker was a testament to the camaraderie 00:18:13.519 --> 00:18:15.900 between two legendary metal bands and the passion 00:18:15.900 --> 00:18:20.470 for live music. Captured by Dickinson's wife, 00:18:20.650 --> 00:18:25.549 Leanna Dolce, highlights the unique and often 00:18:25.549 --> 00:18:27.910 unscripted nature of street performances where 00:18:27.910 --> 00:18:30.650 musicians and fans come together to create unforgettable 00:18:30.650 --> 00:18:35.089 experiences. You can go to YouTube and watch 00:18:35.089 --> 00:18:39.309 it if you choose. It's really good. The busker 00:18:39.309 --> 00:18:41.029 is sitting there, you know, and he saw Bruce 00:18:41.029 --> 00:18:43.690 Dickinson, and the busker is obviously a hard 00:18:43.690 --> 00:18:46.849 rock, heavy metal fan. He started playing. You 00:18:46.849 --> 00:18:49.930 got another thing coming. And Bruce Dickinson 00:18:49.930 --> 00:18:52.410 started singing with it. And they both sounded 00:18:52.410 --> 00:18:54.450 really good together, Rob. It was really good 00:18:54.450 --> 00:19:02.029 music. All right. Sounds good. Yep. And anyhow, 00:19:02.529 --> 00:19:08.769 a man accidentally spills deadly cobras and is 00:19:08.769 --> 00:19:11.690 bitten at his apartment, South Dakota cops say. 00:19:13.160 --> 00:19:16.059 A South Dakota man was bitten by a highly venomous 00:19:16.059 --> 00:19:18.799 and illegal snake in his apartment after accidentally 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:22.519 setting it loose, officials say. Wait, we have 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:27.259 our own snake stories. We have our own snake 00:19:27.259 --> 00:19:31.339 stories. Go ahead. Okay. Our friend Mike, his 00:19:31.339 --> 00:19:37.779 dad used to collect snakes, and he had a timber 00:19:37.779 --> 00:19:40.579 rattler, I believe it was. Really, really mean 00:19:40.579 --> 00:19:43.940 guy. I mean, you know, he hated us. And my brother 00:19:43.940 --> 00:19:46.039 and I, and probably you too, I can't remember. 00:19:46.180 --> 00:19:48.059 You were probably there also, I would imagine, 00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:50.099 by the way you're laughing. I never, I didn't, 00:19:50.099 --> 00:19:53.960 no, no, no. We went over there that night, one 00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:56.920 night, and they said there were snakes in the 00:19:56.920 --> 00:19:59.700 house. I did not enter the house. I do not like 00:19:59.700 --> 00:20:11.960 snakes. Okay, okay. I used to go over there and 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:17.700 smack the aquarium, terrarium, whatever, terrarium, 00:20:17.700 --> 00:20:20.579 smack it around just to piss the animal off, 00:20:20.700 --> 00:20:26.500 right? And, well, Mike said they had extremely 00:20:26.500 --> 00:20:31.680 great memories, and they were very vengeful. 00:20:33.470 --> 00:20:35.630 When we were doing that, that snake the whole 00:20:35.630 --> 00:20:38.049 time was planning on sneaking out and biting 00:20:38.049 --> 00:20:40.670 us, right? So we come in there that one day. 00:20:40.950 --> 00:20:43.089 I think Mike was looking for his weed. He hid 00:20:43.089 --> 00:20:44.650 it around the house somewhere. He's like, shit, 00:20:44.730 --> 00:20:46.630 I don't know where it's at. And then all of a 00:20:46.630 --> 00:20:48.650 sudden, he just stops. He looks at me and my 00:20:48.650 --> 00:20:51.390 brother. He goes, stop right there. Don't move. 00:20:52.190 --> 00:20:56.470 Serious, don't move. You don't hear that. You 00:20:56.470 --> 00:20:58.450 don't hear that shaking, do you, from the rattlesnake? 00:20:58.710 --> 00:21:02.799 No. You know why you don't hear that? Because 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:04.940 he's hiding and he's waiting to fucking get you. 00:21:05.940 --> 00:21:07.980 He knows you two are fucking with him and he's 00:21:07.980 --> 00:21:13.240 waiting for you. And he was serious too. He wasn't 00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:17.000 just saying that. Rattlesnakes are like that. 00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:21.339 They have great memories and they don't let people 00:21:21.339 --> 00:21:24.740 screw them with them. Anyhow, we backed out and 00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:26.640 got the hell out of there, and we let Mike go 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:28.440 in there and get him because he had some way 00:21:28.440 --> 00:21:30.400 of doing it with a pole. He watched his dad. 00:21:30.900 --> 00:21:33.759 He went in there and threw the guy back in his 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:36.079 terrarium, and anyhow, we got to come back in. 00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:40.359 Only John and I did not touch the terrarium anymore. 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:49.809 We were very respectful of that poor snake. But 00:21:49.809 --> 00:21:51.970 anyhow, the Sioux Falls Police Department received 00:21:51.970 --> 00:21:55.549 a 911 call about a snake bite Sunday, September 00:21:55.549 --> 00:21:58.869 7th, and animal control officers were dispatched 00:21:58.869 --> 00:22:01.869 to the scene. Animal control supervisor Patty 00:22:01.869 --> 00:22:04.349 Beckman said during a September 9th news conference, 00:22:04.549 --> 00:22:07.910 Beckman said the owner had three venomous snakes 00:22:07.910 --> 00:22:11.569 inside the apartment, including an eastern diamondback 00:22:11.569 --> 00:22:14.650 rattlesnake and a pair of African forest cobras. 00:22:16.269 --> 00:22:22.539 Jeez. Oh, damn. One thing. One thing. Okay. First 00:22:22.539 --> 00:22:25.279 up. Here's my problem with the whole thing. Okay. 00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:52.099 stretching it, but a cobra's like, uh -uh. No. 00:22:52.420 --> 00:22:55.500 Uh -huh. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I love 00:22:55.500 --> 00:22:58.220 the rattlesnake cobra. That cobra? Uh -uh. No. 00:22:58.380 --> 00:23:01.000 You should not have a cobra in an apartment. 00:23:01.299 --> 00:23:05.380 End of story. I live in an apartment. I know. 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:10.180 Animal control officers say the rattlesnake was 00:23:10.180 --> 00:23:13.200 secured in a glass enclosure, but the two cobras 00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:17.140 had been inside plastic totes, which were knocked 00:23:17.140 --> 00:23:19.859 over. They were knocked over. over, spilling 00:23:19.859 --> 00:23:21.819 them onto the floor, Beckman said. The owner 00:23:21.819 --> 00:23:24.880 stepped on one of the cobras, which then bit 00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:30.059 him. She had it. Oh, you think? Yeah, I would 00:23:30.059 --> 00:23:34.380 think it would bite him, yeah. Okay, okay. Now 00:23:34.380 --> 00:23:38.740 me, I would have the brown steak in the tote 00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:42.599 and the cobras in the glass. Yes, yeah. It seems 00:23:42.599 --> 00:23:46.759 to me like the winner. I'm not even a snake enthusiast, 00:23:46.779 --> 00:23:49.750 but I know better than that. Oh, shit. And cobras 00:23:49.750 --> 00:23:53.829 are mean as hell, too. I mean, rattlesnakes will 00:23:53.829 --> 00:23:55.950 try to get out of your way generally. Well, I'm 00:23:55.950 --> 00:23:58.569 not sure about a diamondback. But timber rattlers 00:23:58.569 --> 00:24:00.650 will try to get out of your way. They don't like 00:24:00.650 --> 00:24:03.210 dealing with humans. And that's how come they 00:24:03.210 --> 00:24:05.990 freak out. Every now and then, like a developer 00:24:05.990 --> 00:24:08.750 will hit a nest of them. They'll hit a den of 00:24:08.750 --> 00:24:11.789 rattlesnakes. And the rattlesnakes freak out. 00:24:12.170 --> 00:24:14.309 They start running in all different directions 00:24:14.309 --> 00:24:16.690 and stuff. And that's because they don't like 00:24:16.690 --> 00:24:19.089 to be near people. You know, so they're not, 00:24:19.130 --> 00:24:21.490 they're aggressive. Yeah, if you're near them 00:24:21.490 --> 00:24:23.549 and you're walking and you're going to step on 00:24:23.549 --> 00:24:26.150 them or you appear to be ready to step on them, 00:24:26.170 --> 00:24:27.809 yeah, of course, they're going to defend themselves. 00:24:28.170 --> 00:24:31.069 But it's not their nature to come towards a person 00:24:31.069 --> 00:24:34.250 and try to get them. Like a cottonmouth or something. 00:24:34.349 --> 00:24:36.190 A cottonmouth will come right after you just 00:24:36.190 --> 00:24:40.970 because they don't like you. So, the man was 00:24:40.970 --> 00:24:42.950 taken to the hospital for treatment. Beckman 00:24:42.950 --> 00:24:45.849 said as of September 9th, she did not know what 00:24:45.849 --> 00:24:48.509 his condition was except being an idiot. That 00:24:48.509 --> 00:24:52.009 was his condition. The forest cobra is the largest 00:24:52.009 --> 00:24:54.950 true cobra species in Africa. It can grow up 00:24:54.950 --> 00:24:59.349 to 10 feet long in the wild, according to naturalists. 00:24:59.930 --> 00:25:02.890 They are generally timid and human encounters 00:25:02.890 --> 00:25:05.880 are rare. As a result, clinical experience with 00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:08.319 these species have been very sparse. However, 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.039 it is among the most venomous of the true cobras, 00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:18.240 and the mortality rate is high on these types 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:22.240 of snakes. So, I don't know. The guy that had 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:25.000 the snake, they didn't know. The lady didn't 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:27.539 know. She had no way of knowing. So, he might 00:25:27.539 --> 00:25:30.059 have died. Who knows? He was taken to the hospital 00:25:30.059 --> 00:25:32.400 for treatment, and that's the last that she knew, 00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:38.579 and that's the last of the article. So. All right. 00:25:38.839 --> 00:25:42.279 Yeah. Anyhow, I got more, but, you know, let's 00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:45.319 go to you, Rob. What do you got? All right. I 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:52.039 got a reunion tour. Nice, I think. Yeah. Oh, 00:25:52.099 --> 00:25:54.660 no, it is nice. You're going to love this. Okay. 00:26:13.900 --> 00:26:17.039 Social media announced that lead singer Dee Snider, 00:26:17.180 --> 00:26:22.740 guitarist J .J. French, and Eddie Ojeda, which 00:26:22.740 --> 00:26:24.640 were original members. Who's going to drum? The 00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:32.299 drummer died. Now listen. Okay. Bassist Russell 00:26:32.299 --> 00:26:37.960 Zuto. I don't know who he is. He's not the original. 00:27:03.849 --> 00:27:06.470 The bassist must have quit, I guess, or doesn't 00:27:06.470 --> 00:27:09.069 play music anymore. I forgot the name of the 00:27:09.069 --> 00:27:12.609 bassist, damn it. Okay, give me a second. I'll 00:27:12.609 --> 00:27:15.009 put the screen here because I've got the story 00:27:15.009 --> 00:27:20.150 here on him. Okay, sorry. It was Mark Mendoza. 00:27:20.250 --> 00:28:00.299 That's it. Irreconcilable differences. Okay. 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:04.980 Okay. All right. So they hang each other. That's 00:28:04.980 --> 00:28:07.740 all right. That's cool. And leave it at that. 00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:12.519 Snyder told host Eddie Trunk on Wednesday. Okay. 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:13.279 Okay. Masuto has been Dee Schneider's player 00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:17.660 on his last two albums. Oh, on his solo stuff. 00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:40.299 Okay. Very cool. Yeah. Killing two birds with 00:29:40.299 --> 00:29:43.519 one stone. Awesome. Good job. Well, that gives 00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:47.779 the whole story. You know what? I hope I downloaded 00:29:47.779 --> 00:29:50.539 emails. I can't remember whether I did or not. 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:55.500 Well. I don't know if I want to hear from Mitch 00:29:55.500 --> 00:29:59.680 or not. I'm not even sure if he emailed this, 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:05.650 actually. I can't remember. He's probably. He 00:30:05.650 --> 00:30:07.950 probably is. All right, well, let's come right 00:30:07.950 --> 00:30:10.210 back, and if I have the emails, I will. If not, 00:30:10.289 --> 00:30:12.789 I'll try to bring them up on the computer. All 00:30:12.789 --> 00:30:15.549 right. We'll do what we can. Yep, that's right. 00:30:15.690 --> 00:30:17.589 All right, we'll talk to everybody in a little 00:30:17.589 --> 00:30:27.789 bit. The term midget originated in the 19th century 00:30:27.789 --> 00:30:31.690 derived from midge, a small insect, plus suffix 00:30:31.690 --> 00:30:36.220 et. There you have midget. Initially, it referred 00:30:36.220 --> 00:30:39.059 to a small proportionate person, sometimes used 00:30:39.059 --> 00:30:41.240 in entertainment world. However, in association 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.839 with freak shows and public displays of people 00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:46.799 with dwarfism, led to term becoming widely considered 00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.720 derogatory and offensive. Today, organizations 00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:52.599 like Little People of America advocate the words 00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:55.180 removal from common usage with little person 00:30:55.180 --> 00:31:00.759 or person with dwarfism being preferred. Like 00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:05.880 we give a shit. Your mama's so fat. When she 00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:08.859 was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her 00:31:08.859 --> 00:31:12.519 as their new territory. Ms. Gulkenstein was tired 00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:15.079 of Mark and Toe for making sport of her. Little 00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:17.640 did the douchebags know Ms. Gulkenstein was a 00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:20.640 voodoo high priestess when she was younger. She 00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:24.059 grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing 00:31:24.059 --> 00:31:28.740 Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to 00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:30.720 a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys. 00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:34.900 Here are the adventures of Rob. The capuchin 00:31:34.900 --> 00:31:40.200 monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen 00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.960 in as Rob the capuchin monkey tries to sell the 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:45.799 rest of the capuchin monkey's amway. Rob has 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.240 always dreamed of becoming a diamond status amway 00:31:48.240 --> 00:32:12.460 as a capuchin monkey. Little did our hero Rob 00:32:12.460 --> 00:32:15.900 know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's 00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:18.019 Club and became violently pissed off when he 00:32:18.019 --> 00:32:20.779 tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly 00:32:20.779 --> 00:32:22.980 grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days 00:32:22.980 --> 00:32:26.880 straight. Rob could not sit down. Tomorrow morning, 00:32:26.900 --> 00:32:29.039 while grinding your coffee beans for your double 00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:32.079 mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals 00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:35.539 caught in the grinder. It really hurts. Who can 00:32:35.539 --> 00:32:38.680 afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone. 00:32:40.460 --> 00:32:44.900 Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's 00:32:44.900 --> 00:32:53.839 an island of horrible jokes. It's easy to convince 00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:59.420 ladies not to eat tied pods. It's harder to deter 00:32:59.420 --> 00:33:15.390 gents. Hello, this is Satan. You might know me 00:33:15.390 --> 00:33:20.309 from my pet name, Inflation. I'm here to tell 00:33:20.309 --> 00:33:23.210 you that there's no better way to relax than 00:33:23.210 --> 00:33:27.529 listening to two douchebags in a microphone by 00:33:27.529 --> 00:33:31.109 a nice warm fire at night. I sit there and I 00:33:31.109 --> 00:33:35.670 reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy. 00:33:40.430 --> 00:33:42.710 This is Joshua Belmont, your food for thought 00:33:42.710 --> 00:33:45.750 man on the hustle. So I just realized a genius 00:33:45.750 --> 00:33:48.650 that gets absolutely no credit. His name is Marshall 00:33:48.650 --> 00:33:51.549 Taylor. He's credited with the first bag of salad 00:33:51.549 --> 00:33:54.869 mix that was bagged and sold. Yesterday was his 00:33:54.869 --> 00:33:58.869 birthday. I believe he is still alive. This guy's 00:33:58.869 --> 00:34:01.589 genius will never be fully appreciated. Before 00:34:01.589 --> 00:34:04.150 this man, we settled for iceberg lettuce with 00:34:04.150 --> 00:34:07.089 maybe a couple of croutons and some cheese. Was 00:34:07.089 --> 00:34:10.739 Mr. Taylor satisfied with that? Hell no. He realized 00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:12.880 that Billy Americana would never go out and buy 00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.219 a couple of radishes, a couple of carrots, a 00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:17.579 head of purple cabbage, maybe snow peas, and 00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:19.860 possibly some cute romaine lettuce for extra 00:34:19.860 --> 00:34:23.480 bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should have a national 00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:26.940 holiday. Have you ever wondered what something 00:34:26.940 --> 00:34:29.179 came about? Have you ever looked at something 00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:31.639 and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:35.900 Well, so have we. That's why we give you the 00:34:35.900 --> 00:34:39.360 origin of. This is the origin of the Big Mac. 00:34:39.639 --> 00:34:42.219 The original Big Mac sauce was created in 1968 00:34:42.219 --> 00:34:44.920 at a McDonald's in Pittsburgh by a franchise 00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:48.820 owner named Jim Delegati to serve with the Big 00:34:48.820 --> 00:34:51.679 Mac itself. The sauce first came in two different 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.159 flavors, but then they were ultimately combined 00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:58.019 by McDonald's head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in 00:34:58.019 --> 00:35:02.840 order to ensure consistency. Sir, I see your 00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:05.820 qualifications here. May I ask some further questions 00:35:05.820 --> 00:35:07.539 that could help me determine your employment 00:35:07.539 --> 00:35:11.429 eligibility? Yes, sir. I'm ready. Well, as you 00:35:11.429 --> 00:35:13.849 can see here, we have a large population of different 00:35:13.849 --> 00:35:18.289 ethnic backgrounds, sexuality, and ages. Are 00:35:18.289 --> 00:35:21.510 you by chance bilingual? Well, sir, I'm not sure 00:35:21.510 --> 00:35:24.110 why you need that kind of information, but, well, 00:35:24.190 --> 00:35:27.570 it was only one time in summer camp. I considered 00:35:27.570 --> 00:35:48.380 it experimental. and microphone on Mark here 00:35:48.380 --> 00:35:50.519 in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:56.380 studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful Magwell 00:35:56.380 --> 00:35:59.619 Arm of Lake of the Ozarks at the Doug Blind studio. 00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:05.159 Well, I found some emails, Rob, and yes, it does 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:07.699 appear like Mitch did write something down and 00:36:07.699 --> 00:36:11.980 send it to us. Oh, fuck. He's pissed, I know. 00:36:14.799 --> 00:36:17.380 We'll get to her in a minute. Alright. Go right 00:36:17.380 --> 00:36:20.420 ahead. Mark, I haven't heard the show cat lately. 00:36:20.820 --> 00:36:24.019 Is it still around? Marsha and St. Pete. Yes. 00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:28.099 Madre is still around. She just sometimes we 00:36:28.099 --> 00:36:29.880 put her in the back room so we don't have to 00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:34.780 hear her constantly scream at us. But no, she's 00:36:34.780 --> 00:36:36.719 still around and she's hanging in there tough. 00:36:37.179 --> 00:36:40.900 She's all 18, 19 years old. There for a little 00:36:40.900 --> 00:36:44.519 while she would become a part of the show. We'll 00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:46.440 gladly have her back on. I mean, like we were 00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.340 saying before, we need all the help we can get, 00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:53.639 right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so. Why not? Yeah, we'll 00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:56.260 give her a mic. We'll mic her up. Hell yeah. 00:36:56.460 --> 00:37:01.360 Yeah. All right. Well, like I said, I have princess 00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.639 here, but she's like, wow, she's had hell now. 00:37:04.739 --> 00:37:10.199 Yes. Yep. I know. Nope, nope. Not touching that 00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:17.699 filth, right? Nope. That's all you. Yep. Go ahead. 00:37:17.780 --> 00:37:21.400 Be my guest. All right. Mark and Rob, you guys 00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:23.840 have spoken several times about Nuno Betancourt. 00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:26.699 Will you guys put him in your top five guitarists 00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:29.500 ever? Just curious. He's always been my favorite. 00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:33.420 Lonnie in Louisville. First off, in Louisville, 00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:36.780 huh? Okay, Lonnie. Have you tried Mama's Mustard 00:37:36.780 --> 00:37:39.659 Pickles and Mama's Barbecue and Salt Food? If 00:37:39.659 --> 00:37:45.210 you have, write me back. Because I was going 00:37:45.210 --> 00:37:47.929 to go there and then a bunch of shit happened. 00:37:48.030 --> 00:37:51.369 So we had to get to the airport and I never got 00:37:51.369 --> 00:37:54.449 a chance to try Mama's Mustard Pickles. They 00:37:54.449 --> 00:38:00.590 look incredible. So, you know who Ben Cordes? 00:38:00.590 --> 00:38:04.369 Yeah. Yeah, he might be my favorite guitarist 00:38:04.369 --> 00:38:07.670 right now. I don't know of all time, but... Rob? 00:38:08.650 --> 00:38:14.199 Okay, my opinion? Yeah. have to say he's like 00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:18.519 5 or 6. He's right borderline on my top 5. Okay. 00:38:20.260 --> 00:38:23.900 It's only because there's so many others. But 00:38:23.900 --> 00:38:27.099 no, he's there. He's right on line on my top 00:38:27.099 --> 00:38:31.559 5. 5 or 6. So I would have to definitely sit 00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:38.059 down and give that consideration. Okay. Alright, 00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:44.420 and next we have Mark. Do you remember a Cola 00:38:44.420 --> 00:38:47.179 7 -Up came out with in the 80s briefly named 00:38:47.179 --> 00:38:51.940 Like Cola? Johnny and O .P. Rob, do you remember? 00:38:52.019 --> 00:38:56.260 I do. Yeah, yeah, I remember Like Cola. Hey, 00:38:56.380 --> 00:39:00.820 hang on, hang on. Let's let one guy tell everybody 00:39:00.820 --> 00:39:03.980 about Like Cola. Does that sound good? Hey, sounds 00:39:03.980 --> 00:39:12.349 great. Come on over here, guy. Um, yeah. This 00:39:12.349 --> 00:39:14.849 is the new guy, and I think they wanted me to 00:39:14.849 --> 00:39:21.710 explain Light Cola or some shit like that. Light 00:39:21.710 --> 00:39:24.309 Cola was a short -lived caffeine -free cola introduced 00:39:24.309 --> 00:39:27.969 by 7 -Up Company in 1982 to compete with major 00:39:27.969 --> 00:39:30.630 brands like Coca -Cola and Pepsi. Featuring the 00:39:30.630 --> 00:39:33.750 slogan, Made from the Cola Nut. Despite a successful 00:39:33.750 --> 00:39:36.329 launch with low caffeine offering, the brand 00:39:36.329 --> 00:39:39.550 was eventually discontinued to low sales in competition 00:39:39.550 --> 00:39:42.500 for more established colas. The brand was ultimately 00:39:42.500 --> 00:39:45.920 discontinued, likely due to poor sales and strong 00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:48.820 competition from Coca -Cola and Pepsi. The brand 00:39:48.820 --> 00:39:55.019 was last advertised in 1996. There you go. I 00:39:55.019 --> 00:40:03.840 need a new fucking job. All right, Robin, like 00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:12.489 you've asked. Yes. Okay. Yeah, Mitch did reply. 00:40:12.969 --> 00:40:17.030 All right. Rob, we here at Lake Freeman have 00:40:17.030 --> 00:40:19.369 decided to give you one last chance to redeem 00:40:19.369 --> 00:40:23.070 yourself. We're about to pull all five of our 00:40:23.070 --> 00:40:26.909 downloaders here in the Freeman area. Rob, we 00:40:26.909 --> 00:40:29.250 just request that you do a book signing in your 00:40:29.250 --> 00:40:32.409 loincloth with photo opportunities for all the 00:40:32.409 --> 00:40:36.469 fans. That's right, all five of them. Mitch and 00:40:36.469 --> 00:40:39.090 Lake Freeman Banker at the Dunk the Duck Tank. 00:40:39.610 --> 00:40:43.070 We now even have a duck wine made with wintergreen 00:40:43.070 --> 00:40:49.750 flavor. They even have a duck wine, Rob. Wintergreen. 00:40:50.309 --> 00:40:54.829 Wintergreen. Too bad I gave up chewing over a 00:40:54.829 --> 00:40:57.550 year ago. That's what I thought. I think it was 00:40:57.550 --> 00:40:59.849 a salute to chewing. That's why I said wintergreen. 00:41:12.699 --> 00:41:16.559 soil speedway. Oh, yeah. He knows. Which will 00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:20.679 be rattling my dining room windows. I already 00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:24.820 have proof of it. It's going to be interesting. 00:41:26.820 --> 00:41:30.500 Yeah, like three minutes. You know what? Yeah. 00:41:32.099 --> 00:41:35.139 Well, it depends on what week it is. Get with 00:41:35.139 --> 00:41:55.530 me on the week. There you go, Mitch. You have 00:41:55.530 --> 00:41:58.349 a new fresh start, so don't blow it. Because 00:41:58.349 --> 00:42:00.889 in the end, I'm going to beat your ass because 00:42:00.889 --> 00:42:05.710 I'm going to be at Lucas Oil. I'll do a live 00:42:05.710 --> 00:42:09.010 show from Lucas Oil. Oh, boy. Boy, you know, 00:42:09.070 --> 00:42:11.510 Mitch's ass was already burning, but it's even 00:42:11.510 --> 00:42:17.909 worse now. I love you, Mitch. I know. He hates 00:42:17.909 --> 00:42:22.550 me, so I hate him. Fuck off, Mitch. Idiot. All 00:42:22.550 --> 00:42:27.250 right. Mark, you're insane. The trim Italian 00:42:27.250 --> 00:42:30.469 story had me dying with laughter. I feel sorry 00:42:30.469 --> 00:42:34.849 for you. That's true. That's true. I know. I've 00:42:34.849 --> 00:42:38.250 known Mark since 1985, but he's always called 00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:43.170 his Italians. Yeah. Only now I get drunk on getaways 00:42:43.170 --> 00:42:46.170 and vacations, and I'm in my bubble bath demanding 00:42:46.170 --> 00:42:52.380 my Italians be trimmed properly. Went on to say, 00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:54.559 I feel sorry for your wife, Jenny, in Ottawa. 00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:57.400 I guess, I don't know, Ottawa, Kansas, Ottawa, 00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:02.380 wherever. Yeah, a lot of people probably feel 00:43:02.380 --> 00:43:05.960 sorry for Val. Probably not just you. Oh, I do. 00:43:06.380 --> 00:43:13.400 See? And finally, you know this is coming up, 00:43:13.400 --> 00:43:16.900 Rob. You know this is coming up. Mark, I need 00:43:16.900 --> 00:43:20.820 your homemade blueberry jam recipe pronto. company 00:43:20.820 --> 00:43:23.039 coming over Christmas and would love to have 00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:26.500 some ready for my family and guests. Willie in 00:43:26.500 --> 00:43:31.139 Tucson. Oh, I thought you were going to say Willie 00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:34.940 Montrose. No, I wondered if it's the same guy. 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:40.099 No, it's Tucson. Okay. Well, that's what I was 00:43:40.099 --> 00:43:44.039 thinking. It's Willie. You say Willie. I thought 00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:46.900 you were going to say Montrose. Let's go Tucson. 00:43:47.260 --> 00:43:52.090 Okay, Tucson. You know what? Innocent until proven 00:43:52.090 --> 00:43:54.190 guilty. So, yeah, okay. We believe you're from 00:43:54.190 --> 00:43:56.389 Tucson, Willie. You just have the same name as 00:43:56.389 --> 00:44:00.409 Willie from Montrose. So, okay, Willie. Yeah, 00:44:00.550 --> 00:44:02.789 I have a special thing that I do. It's called 00:44:02.789 --> 00:44:08.429 Smuckers. Yeah. And you can find it at grocery 00:44:08.429 --> 00:44:11.969 stores all over. And here's the secret, okay? 00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:16.909 When you open it up, take a spoon and take some 00:44:16.909 --> 00:44:19.090 of that jam out and put it on whatever you want. 00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:23.639 That's the secret to having good jam. No, no, 00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:27.800 no, no, no, no, no. The true secret is take that 00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:30.960 spoon and stir the whole jar up first. Oh, you 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:33.960 see, I tell everybody to ask you, Rob, you know 00:44:33.960 --> 00:44:35.840 more. I tell everybody to ask you. Yeah, stir 00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.800 that jar up first. There you go, stir the jar. 00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:43.480 It's a true flavor that way. Mm -hmm. So, and 00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:46.000 you don't have to have smuckers. I was saying 00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:48.699 that for effect. You can always say what you 00:44:48.699 --> 00:44:51.800 feel like. I don't care. Yeah, whatever bread. 00:44:51.860 --> 00:44:53.139 Whatever floats your boat. Whatever you can afford. 00:44:53.780 --> 00:44:55.800 Whatever you can afford. The world is yours. 00:44:56.039 --> 00:44:58.360 The world is yours. You can do whatever kind 00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:02.099 you want. But the main thing is to open the lid 00:45:02.099 --> 00:45:05.099 and to administer the spoon, right? Would you 00:45:05.099 --> 00:45:08.880 say that's the main key ingredient? Yes, yeah. 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:11.920 The spoon is the main ingredient because you've 00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:14.920 got to mix it all up. Yeah, yeah. And also... 00:45:15.530 --> 00:45:18.409 You have to be careful opening it up, too. Get 00:45:18.409 --> 00:45:23.949 that lead taste going. Yes, yes. And be careful 00:45:23.949 --> 00:45:29.730 opening it so you don't drop any, okay? Rob, 00:45:29.869 --> 00:45:31.929 I feel like we did very well explaining this, 00:45:32.030 --> 00:45:35.289 don't you? Yes, we did, yeah. Okay, as a matter 00:45:35.289 --> 00:45:38.150 of fact, that is all of the emails. So, Rob, 00:45:38.230 --> 00:48:47.119 we turn it to you. Willie. Okay. Wow. Wow. Yeah, 00:48:47.119 --> 00:49:48.250 the Hellfire Whistle. video because wasn't that 00:49:48.250 --> 00:49:52.750 one of Trump's campaign promises is JFK files, 00:49:53.070 --> 00:49:56.190 all Area 51, all the UFO files were going to 00:49:56.190 --> 00:50:21.320 become public? That was interesting for sure. 00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:27.039 All right, let's take our second break, and we're 00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:30.300 going to come right back. I've got an interesting 00:50:30.300 --> 00:50:41.460 story from Spain. All right. Now it's time for 00:50:41.460 --> 00:50:44.219 Pickup Lines from a Loser. Can you take me to 00:50:44.219 --> 00:50:46.909 the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for 00:50:46.909 --> 00:50:57.610 you. Strange, but true. Family guy creator Seth 00:50:57.610 --> 00:51:00.170 MacFarlane missed American Airlines flight 11 00:51:00.170 --> 00:51:04.389 on September 11, 2001. Didn't you lay a hangover? 00:51:04.670 --> 00:51:07.789 He later found out when he woke up that the plane 00:51:07.789 --> 00:51:12.070 was hijacked and crashed. Two douchebags and 00:51:12.070 --> 00:51:14.369 microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. 00:51:15.210 --> 00:51:21.909 We offer you first world problems Damn it. The 00:51:21.909 --> 00:51:26.690 city services website is down again. I Can't 00:51:26.690 --> 00:51:28.690 believe this. I'm gonna have to actually call 00:51:28.690 --> 00:51:31.489 and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill 00:51:31.489 --> 00:51:51.900 This is ridiculous Echokinesis? Where's my hand? 00:51:52.860 --> 00:51:59.619 That needs to happen. Jammed X. What the hell 00:51:59.619 --> 00:52:03.960 happened? You were the generation of change. 00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:09.880 You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. 00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:15.260 Spoke for you. Fuck the man. Fuck the system. 00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.780 A generation of angst. A generation of non -compliance. 00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:27.800 Is now buying a boat? You're really fed up to 00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:31.300 kill someone who dangled a dollar near you. Great 00:52:31.300 --> 00:52:37.659 job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Yes, it's true. 00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:41.019 Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark 00:52:41.019 --> 00:52:44.280 uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like 00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:47.599 to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing 00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:51.260 ibuprofen, It's obviously fake, and you're to 00:52:51.260 --> 00:52:53.199 take the pictures and tear them up immediately. 00:52:54.460 --> 00:52:57.960 And now we look in on the adventures of the technical 00:52:57.960 --> 00:53:01.880 explanation guy. Excuse me, my dear sir. Could 00:53:01.880 --> 00:53:04.920 you please put my plain bread in a small countertop 00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:07.119 appliance with heating elements that would spring 00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:09.599 -loaded and would brown my bread adequately? 00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:12.659 Well, first off, I'm not a waiter. I'm just a 00:53:12.659 --> 00:53:14.760 guy over there sitting at the table having a 00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.460 drink. Second off, are you talking about someone 00:53:17.460 --> 00:53:20.469 toasting your bread? Well, yes. Yes, I am. I'm 00:53:20.469 --> 00:53:22.510 talking about my bread being toasted. Then why 00:53:22.510 --> 00:53:24.610 don't you just ask for your bread to be toasted, 00:53:24.710 --> 00:53:26.989 you dumb bastard? What the hell's wrong with 00:53:26.989 --> 00:53:59.000 you? I've got an interesting article here from 00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:01.880 Spain, like I said a little bit ago. A customer 00:54:01.880 --> 00:54:07.380 at La Posta's Cafe Bar in Palacios, Spain, became 00:54:07.380 --> 00:54:10.880 enraged on August 20th when he asked for mayonnaise 00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:13.679 on his sandwich and he was told the restaurant 00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:16.960 didn't have any mayonnaise or any ketchup. The 00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:19.679 mayor reported that surveillance video from the 00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:21.679 restaurant shows a 50 -year -old man leaving 00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.260 the establishment. and returning a few minutes 00:54:24.260 --> 00:54:28.380 later after visiting a gas station nearby. He 00:54:28.380 --> 00:54:30.619 asked waiters again if they had any mayonnaise. 00:54:31.420 --> 00:54:34.019 Then sprayed the bar with fuel and set it on 00:54:34.019 --> 00:54:41.139 fire. Did you hear that, Rob? Yeah. Yeah. So, 00:54:41.260 --> 00:54:44.940 because they didn't have mayo, he went and he 00:54:44.940 --> 00:54:47.579 bought some gas from this nearby station, came 00:54:47.579 --> 00:54:50.800 back, sprayed the whole bar with this, and lit 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:54.820 it on fire. Customers ran for safety and the 00:54:54.820 --> 00:54:58.820 blaze caused about $8 ,200 worth of damage. There's 00:54:58.820 --> 00:55:01.400 no explanation for what happened. It was awful, 00:55:01.539 --> 00:55:14.500 said cafe owner Jose Antonio Caballero. The unnamed 00:55:14.500 --> 00:55:17.239 customer was arrested in a nearby square and 00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:19.860 taken to a health center for burns on his left 00:55:19.860 --> 00:55:28.409 arm. Should we get an ass paddling? Yeah. Put 00:55:28.409 --> 00:55:31.329 him on a list. Put him on a list. Yeah. Yeah. 00:55:34.010 --> 00:55:36.150 Anyhow, that's the end of that story. Just some 00:55:36.150 --> 00:55:38.869 fucking goofball lighting a bar on fire because 00:55:38.869 --> 00:55:42.409 he didn't have mayo. So we turn it to you, Rob. 00:55:43.849 --> 00:55:54.019 All right. I got some sad news. Oh, no. screen 00:55:54.019 --> 00:55:58.920 and stage actor who turned the catchphrase kiss 00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:05.099 my grits into a national into a national retort 00:56:05.099 --> 00:56:09.380 as the gum chewing beehive wearing waitress aboard 00:56:09.380 --> 00:56:42.760 the long running CBS sitcom Alice has died Alice 00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:48.340 ran from 1976 to 1985, but Holiday had turned 00:56:48.340 --> 00:56:52.119 into such a star that the network gave her her 00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:57.239 own short -lived spinoff called Flow in 1980. 00:56:57.440 --> 00:57:11.380 It lasted a year. I remember that. they were 00:57:11.380 --> 00:57:14.920 characters on a different show, and it doesn't 00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:17.639 seem to work. Like the Ropers, remember them? 00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:20.099 I mean, there's been a few of them, like Frasier, 00:57:20.099 --> 00:57:22.559 that's worked out and stuff like that. Well, 00:57:22.699 --> 00:57:27.059 that was after the show ended. Flo came out in 00:57:27.059 --> 00:57:32.139 1980, and Alice was 76 to 85. So Flo came out 00:57:32.139 --> 00:57:40.760 in 1980. She was actually still a waitress, too, 00:57:40.940 --> 00:58:40.929 on. I believe it. So, yeah, it was all, yeah, 00:58:41.110 --> 00:58:45.389 that was all, yeah. Before, yeah, I've never 00:58:45.389 --> 00:58:49.269 heard Kiss My Grits. Have you? No, no. Yeah, 00:58:49.269 --> 00:58:53.090 no. Not, not, not until that show. Okay, well, 00:58:53.150 --> 00:58:56.210 that's, damn it. Flo's gone too. She was a great 00:58:56.210 --> 00:58:57.889 actress. Yeah, she was. She was a great actress. 00:58:58.030 --> 00:59:00.309 Didn't Alice, the lady that played Alice, die 00:59:00.309 --> 00:59:03.110 a couple years ago, I think? Yeah, yeah, it was 00:59:03.110 --> 00:59:08.860 Linda. Oh, it was last year. Okay. Yeah, it was 00:59:08.860 --> 00:59:11.920 last year. And then Mel, the cook, the owner 00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:14.099 of the diner, he passed away a long time ago. 00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:18.679 Oh, God, what was his name? Can't think of his 00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:26.280 name. Shit. No, it's right there. Anyway. Oh, 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:29.679 well. All right, well, I got a little story here. 00:59:31.539 --> 00:59:34.340 In Indianapolis, I'm sorry, I didn't say that 00:59:34.340 --> 00:59:38.940 right. In Indianapolis, based bankruptcy attorney 00:59:38.940 --> 00:59:43.280 Mark S. Zuckerberg is suing Meta. The company 00:59:43.280 --> 00:59:47.039 of Mark E. Zuckerberg, because the former Facebook 00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:54.039 page keeps getting shut down. Yeah. Mark E. Zuckerberg 00:59:54.039 --> 01:00:01.280 owns Meta and Facebook. Mark S. Zuckerberg is 01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:05.260 an Indianapolis based bankruptcy attorney, okay? 01:00:06.159 --> 01:00:09.679 So, the Facebook page keeps getting shut down, 01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:13.480 WTHR -TV reported on September 4th. It's not 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:15.940 funny, the attorney said. Meta's been accusing 01:00:15.940 --> 01:00:19.280 him of impersonating a celebrity and using a 01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:22.340 false name, which I've had way longer than he 01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:24.780 has because I'm much older, he said. I'd rather 01:00:24.780 --> 01:00:27.219 not pick a fight with him, but I don't know how 01:00:27.219 --> 01:00:29.920 else to make them stop. He said his business 01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:32.880 account has been removed five times and his personal 01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:36.679 account four times. It's not right, and they 01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:42.980 need to stop, he said. And so they have. Meta 01:00:42.980 --> 01:00:45.199 confirmed that Zuckerberg's account is back up 01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:49.619 after being disabled in error. So they got it 01:00:49.619 --> 01:00:53.039 taken care of, but the guy had like a couple 01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:54.980 years of bullshit there because they thought 01:00:54.980 --> 01:00:58.400 this guy's name is Mark Zuckerberg. Also, they 01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:00.420 thought that he was trying to impersonate the 01:01:00.420 --> 01:01:06.670 owner and creator of Meta. Yeah. Well, that's 01:01:06.670 --> 01:01:09.150 kind of like me and my son. We have the same 01:01:09.150 --> 01:01:11.269 first name and last name, but we have different 01:01:11.269 --> 01:01:16.369 middle names. So, yeah. Yeah, the whole gender 01:01:16.369 --> 01:01:17.809 thing, I've never done that. I get that, yeah. 01:01:19.489 --> 01:01:21.389 The third, the fourth. Well, I don't like my 01:01:21.389 --> 01:01:25.329 middle name, so that's why they... Oh. I don't 01:01:25.329 --> 01:01:27.110 think... You know what? I don't think I know 01:01:27.110 --> 01:01:32.469 your middle name. Good. Okay. All right. No, 01:01:32.530 --> 01:01:37.800 I'm not asking for it. No, no, no, Mark. We'll 01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:42.000 just say my middle name is totally opposite of 01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:45.099 my personality. We'll just leave it at that. 01:01:47.059 --> 01:01:58.860 Let's see. Is it Garbazzo? No. Hitolina? No. 01:02:01.619 --> 01:02:14.519 Safford? personality. Okay. Boring? Slow? I don't 01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:19.920 know. It would be opposite of your personality. 01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:27.179 Well... Oh, well. That's alright. Rob, we'll 01:02:27.179 --> 01:02:33.119 turn it to you. Alright. Country singer Brian 01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:36.500 Martin was escorted off stage by police during 01:02:36.500 --> 01:05:48.079 his mm -hmm I think you're right. Mm -hmm. Especially 01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:53.719 when you hit it big. Then you got all that going. 01:05:53.900 --> 01:06:00.639 The pressure on you. I get it. I do too. Okay. 01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:06.539 Dairy Queen announces National Cheeseburger Day 01:06:06.539 --> 01:06:09.639 deal. The fast food chain is offering a free 01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:12.800 double original cheeseburger stack burger with 01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:16.570 a dollar purchase for the informal holiday. which 01:06:16.570 --> 01:06:20.570 falls on Thursday, September 18th. National Cheeseburger 01:06:20.570 --> 01:06:22.869 Day celebrates one of the most popular meals 01:06:22.869 --> 01:06:26.570 in American cuisine. Coming in sixth in YouGov's 01:06:26.570 --> 01:06:28.989 poll of the most popular dishes in the country, 01:06:29.110 --> 01:06:32.590 the polling firm found that as of 2024 poll, 01:06:32.849 --> 01:06:35.869 cheese was the most popular topping for hamburgers. 01:06:35.869 --> 01:06:40.570 I can believe that. Existing and new Dairy Q 01:06:40.570 --> 01:06:44.480 DQ reward members. can make a purchase of a dollar 01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:47.500 or more on the company's website or on the app 01:06:47.500 --> 01:06:50.739 between September 15th and September 19th and 01:06:50.739 --> 01:06:54.579 receive the free cheeseburger. Right? There you 01:06:54.579 --> 01:06:57.920 go. There we go, Rob. We're just trained on their 01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:03.360 app and bam, we get a freebie. Yeah. Yep. You 01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:07.139 know what? I hate downloading these apps. But 01:07:07.139 --> 01:07:10.480 what I do sometimes is I'll take advantage of 01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:14.239 the free food like this. And what I'll do right 01:07:14.239 --> 01:07:16.800 after I get it and I go to the app, you know, 01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.320 and get the free cheeseburger or whatever, I 01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:24.780 erase the app right afterwards. So. All right. 01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:31.880 Yep. So. Hey, Rob, you got something or you want 01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:34.440 to keep going? It's 9 .05. You're the one that 01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:38.920 has to work early. Yeah, I got to work early 01:07:38.920 --> 01:07:42.750 and I do have company. Well, I guess we're going 01:07:42.750 --> 01:07:44.550 to go ahead and put this one in the books then, 01:07:44.630 --> 01:07:48.230 right? Sorry, it's a short one, guys. We will 01:07:48.230 --> 01:07:52.969 be back Sunday. Yep, we will. Hi, Albuquerque. 01:07:53.250 --> 01:07:58.130 Hi, Hicksville, is it? Hicksville, Hicksville, 01:07:58.190 --> 01:08:02.590 yes. Grandma Opal, Jimmy? Yes, definitely. Definitely 01:08:02.590 --> 01:08:05.699 Grandma Opal and Jimmy. Yep. I haven't heard 01:08:05.699 --> 01:08:09.619 anything. Jimmy, when you get this, send us something. 01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:11.940 Let us know how she's doing, how you're doing, 01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:13.559 everything. I haven't heard anything in quite 01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:17.300 a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yep. If you want 01:08:17.300 --> 01:08:20.020 to keep it personal, you can. Yeah, yeah, no, 01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:23.399 it's fine. Yeah, it don't have to be read on 01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:27.140 here. Yeah, yeah, just let us know, and if you 01:08:27.140 --> 01:08:28.720 don't want us to talk about it on the air, no 01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:32.560 big deal. We won't. Yeah, Grandma will pull this. 01:08:34.119 --> 01:08:36.659 Oh, we're crazy about Grandma Opal, and we want 01:08:36.659 --> 01:08:39.000 her to be okay, so we just wanted to make sure 01:08:39.000 --> 01:08:42.340 everything's good. I would love to meet her one 01:08:42.340 --> 01:08:44.920 day, honestly. I would, too. I think she would 01:08:44.920 --> 01:08:49.420 be a lot of fun. Oh, my God. I think she would 01:08:49.420 --> 01:08:55.819 be ecstatic. Yeah, I think so, too. All right, 01:08:55.859 --> 01:08:57.859 well, everybody, thank you for listening. Have 01:08:57.859 --> 01:09:05.319 a good night, assholes. Looks like this show's 01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:08.920 over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't 01:09:08.920 --> 01:09:12.359 afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll 01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:14.199 be back invading your ear holes soon.