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This is Johnny Rohypnol 00:02:43.150 --> 00:02:46.300 with your music news. This November, Bad Company 00:02:46.300 --> 00:02:48.400 will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:51.020 of Fame. Only two of the band's original members 00:02:51.020 --> 00:02:54.539 remain, Paul Rogers, the singer, and drummer 00:02:54.539 --> 00:02:57.439 Simon Kirk, the latter of which said the odds 00:02:57.439 --> 00:02:59.780 of them performing at this ceremony are very 00:02:59.780 --> 00:03:03.039 good. It's not a definite just yet, though. I 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:05.080 don't know. I know that we've been approached 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.620 to play a couple of songs Kirk recently explained 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:10.479 to Defenders of the Faith podcast. I've spoken 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:12.580 with Paul. Paul's health, as you know, is not 00:03:12.580 --> 00:03:15.120 good. but I think I'm crossing my fingers that 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:17.900 we will be able to play at least one song. I 00:03:17.900 --> 00:03:19.800 don't know what that is yet, and I don't even 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:23.180 know who's going to be inducting us yet. Simon, 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:26.419 we hope you are correct. We would love to hear 00:03:26.419 --> 00:03:30.240 one last song from you two. This is Johnny Rohypnol. 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:33.800 That was your music news, and remember, bar chords 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:40.280 are bullshit. Now it's time for Pick Up Lines 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.960 from a Loser. Do you believe in love? for a sec? 00:03:43.539 --> 00:03:51.599 Or should I walk by again? Your mama's so stupid, 00:03:51.659 --> 00:03:56.379 she tried to climb Mountain Dew. You watch the 00:03:56.379 --> 00:04:00.280 news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable? 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.860 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand 00:04:03.860 --> 00:04:08.379 and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the 00:04:08.379 --> 00:04:17.639 most apocalypse. need is first aid. Have several 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:20.620 kits in metal canisters, one in your bunker and 00:04:20.620 --> 00:04:24.060 the rest buried near natural markers such as 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:28.439 odd trees or natural clearings, gauze, salve, 00:04:28.459 --> 00:04:32.519 ointment, antibiotics, sutures, thread, needles, 00:04:32.699 --> 00:04:36.839 sharp knives, and scissors should be in all of 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:49.819 the kits. Two douchebags and microphone. I'm 00:04:49.819 --> 00:04:51.939 Mark here in the Kansas City area at the Talk 00:04:51.939 --> 00:04:58.220 is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful 00:04:58.220 --> 00:05:00.980 mangle arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck 00:05:00.980 --> 00:05:05.000 Blind studio. All right, Rob, how are you tonight? 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:08.180 I'm doing great. How are you, brother? I'm doing 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:10.139 fantastic. Tomorrow's Labor Day. I got three 00:05:10.139 --> 00:05:14.600 days off in a row. I get paid to be off tomorrow, 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:18.290 so. Yeah, so do I. So do I. So, yeah, that's 00:05:18.290 --> 00:05:22.029 a good feeling, isn't it? Oh, I love it. Oh, 00:05:22.069 --> 00:05:24.209 can we do Wednesday night podcast instead of 00:05:24.209 --> 00:05:27.730 Tuesday night? Yeah, that works. Okay, good, 00:05:27.829 --> 00:05:31.029 good. Because Tuesday night I have downtown Kansas 00:05:31.029 --> 00:05:34.769 City booked at a nicer hotel, and I'd forgotten 00:05:34.769 --> 00:05:40.870 about this. I had some points that I had to use, 00:05:40.930 --> 00:05:44.189 and I was going to lose them if I didn't. So 00:05:44.189 --> 00:05:45.529 I was like, you know what, I'm just going to 00:05:45.529 --> 00:05:48.980 book a little. Getaway, staycation getaway deal, 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:51.519 and we're going to probably go down to the city 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:53.579 market and have some dinner and maybe go watch 00:05:53.579 --> 00:05:55.860 a movie downtown or something and just enjoy 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:59.319 the night. There you go. Yeah, so that will be 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:01.079 Tuesday night, and then Wednesday we'll have 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:03.600 our podcast, and then Thursday I'm back at it, 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:11.120 you know, working for a living again. Okay, so 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:13.899 Labor Day is tomorrow, so do you have big plans 00:06:13.899 --> 00:06:22.569 or anything? Okay. I'm going to go over to Wheatland 00:06:22.569 --> 00:06:25.870 over to Francis' house. Cool. We're going to 00:06:25.870 --> 00:06:30.149 do a little work on the house. Okay, that's cool. 00:06:30.449 --> 00:06:33.089 I'm good. Sounds like a nice productive day. 00:06:33.149 --> 00:06:34.750 Tomorrow morning I plan on going down to the 00:06:34.750 --> 00:06:37.649 city market and probably just sitting there. 00:06:37.709 --> 00:06:41.569 I'm going to do like I used to do. And I haven't 00:06:41.569 --> 00:06:42.990 had a chance to do it in quite a while. I'll 00:06:42.990 --> 00:06:44.689 go down there and do a little writing for the 00:06:44.689 --> 00:06:49.310 podcast and have a couple of sips of a Cubano 00:06:49.310 --> 00:06:53.449 and just take life easy for a couple hours. So 00:06:53.449 --> 00:06:55.509 that's my plans. We'll see if it works. I think 00:06:55.509 --> 00:06:58.269 it will. But in case it doesn't, that's what 00:06:58.269 --> 00:07:02.350 I plan on doing right now. So the other day I 00:07:02.350 --> 00:07:06.730 was informed what crumping is at work. You have 00:07:06.730 --> 00:07:12.319 any idea what crumping is? Yeah, it's made a 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:17.319 comeback. Evidently, it's a style of dancing 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:22.639 while talking. So you have to dance the whole 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:24.660 time that you're talking. So I started doing 00:07:24.660 --> 00:07:29.500 this at work. I described the Nebraska -Cincinnati 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:32.959 game while I was dancing, and I described the 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:35.740 Mizzou -Central Arkansas game while dancing. 00:07:36.520 --> 00:07:38.459 And I'm sure it was quite hilarious. Everybody 00:07:38.459 --> 00:07:42.139 seemed to enjoy it more than I did. But I was 00:07:42.139 --> 00:07:44.000 thinking this. Why don't we crump this whole 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:50.699 podcast, Rob? You want to? I've had a long day. 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:54.439 Okay, we'll do it later. There ain't no way I 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.100 can dance for over an hour. Okay, all right. 00:07:57.579 --> 00:08:00.579 Not tonight. We'll make it a special edition. 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.680 Okay, okay. It'll be our crumping podcast. That's 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:07.480 good. Or maybe me and Tony will do it. both off. 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:10.800 Okay. That'll work. That'll work. Yep. That's 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:15.199 a better idea. So, you know, I'm really curious 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:18.620 to Travis and Taylor's wedding date. I'm waiting 00:08:18.620 --> 00:08:22.139 for the number 87 with Swift to be on the back 00:08:22.139 --> 00:08:25.699 of it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I hear that Travis 00:08:25.699 --> 00:08:31.379 has taken her last name. I believe it. I don't 00:08:31.379 --> 00:08:40.539 know. There you go. Oh, no. Yeah. He's getting 00:08:40.539 --> 00:08:47.019 old. He's getting old. Swifter, maybe. I don't 00:08:47.019 --> 00:08:50.019 know. Like those little floor cleaners. I don't 00:08:50.019 --> 00:08:52.820 know. Now, you know what? I think Travis is going 00:08:52.820 --> 00:08:56.600 to have a bounce back year. I do. It kind of 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:59.379 bothered me, though. He said he was distracted 00:08:59.379 --> 00:09:02.460 last year. I remember last year them going, oh, 00:09:02.460 --> 00:09:07.919 no, no, hell no, no. Travis is a... He's a consummate 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:10.759 professional. He would never be distracted. And 00:09:10.759 --> 00:09:12.559 then this year he says, yeah, I guess I was distracted 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:16.639 last year. Thanks a lot. You're getting married 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.320 this year. You're not going to be distracted? 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:21.580 Yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot. You know, that Super 00:09:21.580 --> 00:09:23.879 Bowl, you sure looked like you were there. Not. 00:09:25.179 --> 00:09:29.259 So, anyhow. So, you know what? I can't motherfuck 00:09:29.259 --> 00:09:31.159 him too much. I mean, you know, five Super Bowls, 00:09:31.179 --> 00:09:34.639 six years, won three of them. So, but. Okay. 00:09:35.259 --> 00:09:37.460 So I was sitting there looking up some information. 00:09:37.460 --> 00:09:41.240 I saw some recent pictures of Marie Osmond. I 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:43.840 could not believe how young she looks at 65. 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:46.399 Oh, my God, dude. She doesn't look much over 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:48.620 40. I was like sitting there going, that cannot 00:09:48.620 --> 00:09:52.139 be her. That's got to be an old picture. And 00:09:52.139 --> 00:09:55.899 I looked and looked at Getty Images, 20, 25 picture. 00:09:56.139 --> 00:10:00.019 She looks like she may be 41, 42 at the most. 00:10:01.549 --> 00:10:04.210 So I've decided she has a secret pact with the 00:10:04.210 --> 00:10:10.990 devil. Don't you think? And even if not, even 00:10:10.990 --> 00:10:12.750 if not, let's go ahead and just say she does 00:10:12.750 --> 00:10:14.429 because that's how she looks so young. Okay. 00:10:14.649 --> 00:10:17.970 Yeah. And I think Val is... I was going to say 00:10:17.970 --> 00:10:20.870 she's Mormon. Oh, that's right. She can't have 00:10:20.870 --> 00:10:24.070 a pact with the devil. Okay. She's Mormon. She 00:10:24.070 --> 00:10:26.049 has a pact... The Osmonds are Mormon. She has 00:10:26.049 --> 00:10:29.450 a pact with Brigham Young then, right? Okay, 00:10:29.470 --> 00:10:35.860 that's it. There we go. There we go. So, anyhow, 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:39.659 let's see. You're going to hear dogs barking 00:10:39.659 --> 00:10:42.159 because Val just got home. She went to go visit 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:46.360 some friends of ours. One of them is having some 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:48.320 serious health issues, and I'm glad that she 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:50.460 got some time with them and everything. But you're 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:52.100 going to hear the dogs barking because she just 00:10:52.100 --> 00:10:56.620 pulled in the driveway. So, okay. I noticed over 00:10:56.620 --> 00:10:58.759 the last few evenings that it's getting dark 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.480 around 830, Rob. Where the hell did someone go? 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:04.559 Yeah, I have two. Where did summer go? I don't 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:09.139 even remember it being here, do you? Oh, this 00:11:09.139 --> 00:11:16.740 is what we call into the season here. Labor Day 00:11:16.740 --> 00:11:19.620 weekend is the season. This is it? This is when 00:11:19.620 --> 00:11:22.620 most of the tours pack up and go home. All the 00:11:22.620 --> 00:11:24.700 money's gone now. All that money's made in three 00:11:24.700 --> 00:11:27.279 months, for real, isn't it? Pretty much? Yeah. 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:36.919 There is now. There is now. There's people there 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:39.059 year -round now because there's huge homes there 00:11:39.059 --> 00:11:41.559 that people built, and they pretty much live 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:45.779 there. Condos. Yeah, condos all over the place. 00:11:48.179 --> 00:11:51.840 I mean, yeah, that place has changed so much. 00:11:51.860 --> 00:11:54.179 We were there last year in September, and I could 00:11:54.179 --> 00:11:58.159 not believe how much it changed. So, you can't 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:02.039 even tell it's the same area, really. I mean... 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:09.539 Over 100 ,000 motorcycles. Really? When is that? 00:12:11.139 --> 00:12:14.120 I'll look into it. I'll have that Wednesday night. 00:12:14.559 --> 00:12:17.240 Yeah, it's coming up. It's sometime in September. 00:12:17.740 --> 00:12:22.139 Wow. Okay. Yeah. No, they shut down Bagnell Dam 00:12:22.139 --> 00:12:38.730 for this. Okay. I remember that. That was during 00:12:38.730 --> 00:12:42.629 Bike Fest. Okay, okay. I actually kind of remember 00:12:42.629 --> 00:12:45.710 it now. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, 00:12:45.889 --> 00:12:49.230 there was like three bike gangs involved in a 00:12:49.230 --> 00:12:51.830 fight. One of them pulled a gun and shot and 00:12:51.830 --> 00:12:58.450 killed another gang member. Crazy ordeal. That's 00:12:58.450 --> 00:13:01.210 a buzzkill. Yeah, that sucks. Well, hopefully 00:13:01.210 --> 00:13:03.809 that doesn't happen this year. Yeah, it does. 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:15.179 Yeah. So you guys are going to have a few events 00:13:15.179 --> 00:13:17.039 coming up, and that's cool. You know, Bike Fest 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:19.159 is great. It brings a lot of money to the area 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:23.340 and gives people a job. So that's good, or at 00:13:23.340 --> 00:13:25.299 least for another month at least. And then usually 00:13:25.299 --> 00:13:27.440 about October, people come down for the leaves 00:13:27.440 --> 00:13:30.279 too. They like to see the forest areas and all 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:32.580 that. So that's busy. And then probably what, 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:34.820 about maybe people do come down for Christmas 00:13:34.820 --> 00:13:40.789 too, don't they? But then after that... Sometimes, 00:13:40.970 --> 00:13:42.870 yeah. Then the first of the year... Christmas 00:13:42.870 --> 00:13:45.049 ain't that big a deal around here. The first 00:13:45.049 --> 00:13:47.169 of the year to Memorial Day is a big nothing, 00:13:47.269 --> 00:13:50.789 isn't it, pretty much? Yeah. That's what I thought. 00:13:51.049 --> 00:13:55.090 Pretty much. Yep. Now, for Christmas, don't get 00:13:55.090 --> 00:13:59.570 me wrong. Like, for Christmas, there are light 00:13:59.570 --> 00:14:03.970 shows, like Lori's sets up their park, the town 00:14:03.970 --> 00:14:14.230 of Lori. Mm -hmm. Oh, that's good. Wow, that's 00:14:14.230 --> 00:14:16.450 good. That's really good. And that's in Lowry? 00:14:16.450 --> 00:14:19.389 Yeah. Lowry, whatever. Yeah, Lowry, yeah. Okay. 00:14:19.509 --> 00:14:23.190 Lowry. Okay, that's cool. I mean, yeah, we do 00:14:23.190 --> 00:14:25.929 have some Christmas things, you know. That's 00:14:25.929 --> 00:14:27.570 what I thought, because I know Eureka Springs 00:14:27.570 --> 00:14:30.350 does too, and Table Rock Lake and Branson definitely 00:14:30.350 --> 00:14:33.950 does. So I thought Lake and the Ozarks did too. 00:14:34.330 --> 00:14:41.110 Yeah, we do. Palm de Tar does not have anything, 00:14:41.250 --> 00:14:43.350 and neither does Stockton. They're not like that 00:14:43.350 --> 00:14:47.110 big of a tourist lake. Well, they're core of 00:14:47.110 --> 00:14:50.789 engineer also. Yeah, they can't really have that 00:14:50.789 --> 00:14:53.529 there. Well, Table Rock is core of engineer too, 00:14:53.669 --> 00:14:57.330 but Branson and Taney Como is not, which Taney 00:14:57.330 --> 00:15:01.669 Como is the, what would you call it, the northeastern 00:15:01.669 --> 00:15:05.470 edge of Table Rock Lake pretty much. It's by 00:15:05.470 --> 00:15:07.370 definition a different lake, but it's really 00:15:07.370 --> 00:15:11.480 the same reservoir. But anyhow. Yeah, yeah, because 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:14.480 it ends up blowing that into the Tannecom River. 00:15:14.940 --> 00:15:20.000 Yeah, yeah, so, yep. So, anyhow, the NFL is less 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:23.139 than a week away. This Thursday, September 4th, 00:15:23.139 --> 00:15:25.460 is the season opener. Tomorrow is September 1st. 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:28.700 So, three days after tomorrow, that Thursday, 00:15:28.940 --> 00:15:31.820 we're going to have the Eagles beating the shit 00:15:31.820 --> 00:15:35.639 out of the Cowboys. Cool. Yeah, and, you know. 00:15:36.549 --> 00:15:39.090 Brian Schottenheimer, Marty's son, and he is 00:15:39.090 --> 00:15:41.529 a big football player here in Kansas City. And 00:15:41.529 --> 00:15:43.889 he is also a coach, an assistant coach for many 00:15:43.889 --> 00:15:46.289 years, offensive coordinator for different teams. 00:15:46.649 --> 00:15:50.190 And he's getting ready to start his first ever 00:15:50.190 --> 00:15:54.129 head coaching gig with the Cowboys. And about 00:15:54.129 --> 00:15:56.450 a week before, he gets ready to start his... 00:15:57.100 --> 00:15:59.100 Season with the Cowboys, he finds out that Jerry 00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:02.100 Jones traded his best defensive player and one 00:16:02.100 --> 00:16:04.200 of the best players in the league, Micah Parsons, 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:06.679 to the Packers. How would you like that? Of course. 00:16:06.940 --> 00:16:10.159 How would you like that? Why not? Thanks a lot, 00:16:10.220 --> 00:16:12.399 Jerry. Thanks for fucking me out of everything. 00:16:12.980 --> 00:16:14.980 Thanks for getting me right. You have a shot, 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:18.259 you blow it. Yeah. Thanks a lot, you old motherfucker. 00:16:18.379 --> 00:16:21.299 Thanks for setting me up for failure. You're 00:16:21.299 --> 00:16:27.279 a great fucking guy, you old bag of shit. If 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.220 I was him, I would have went in there and said, 00:16:29.259 --> 00:16:30.960 Jerry, I need to talk to you a second. Yeah, 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.700 yeah, yeah. Here, sit down. No, no, no. I'm going 00:16:32.700 --> 00:16:34.559 to do this standing up. I would have just fucking 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:36.419 whipped out my dick and started pissing all over 00:16:36.419 --> 00:16:41.139 him. And said, I know I'm fired. That's fine. 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:45.600 That's what I think of you. And I left. Fuck 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:50.139 you. So, and then the very next night, Friday 00:16:50.139 --> 00:16:54.399 night, it is the Kansas City Chiefs taking on 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:58.399 the Chargers in Brazil. The NFL is peacocking 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:00.220 already. They're starting off with the Eagles, 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:04.660 and then they are going to the Chiefs in Brazil 00:17:04.660 --> 00:17:08.319 against the Chargers. So Jim Harbaugh can make 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:10.839 his fucking goofy -looking faces and his puzzled 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:14.279 -looking faces and walk around all pissed off 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:17.259 -looking, all fucking stomping. Great to watch 00:17:17.259 --> 00:17:21.039 on primetime. Great to watch, right? Yep. Looks 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:24.480 like he needs to take a dump really bad. Anyhow. 00:17:26.610 --> 00:17:30.589 So, August 16th was just another happy Saturday 00:17:30.589 --> 00:17:32.890 at the Northwest Elementary School playground 00:17:32.890 --> 00:17:36.049 in Vernon, Connecticut, until it wasn't. A 40 00:17:36.049 --> 00:17:38.990 -year -old man who became trapped in a tube slide 00:17:38.990 --> 00:17:41.549 had to be rescued by the town of Vernon Fire 00:17:41.549 --> 00:17:45.849 Department, WKRC reported. When first responders 00:17:45.849 --> 00:17:47.930 arrived, the unnamed man was stuck in the middle 00:17:47.930 --> 00:17:50.869 of the slide. He was provided oxygen and ventilation 00:17:50.869 --> 00:17:54.950 and was set up to cool the space. After about 00:17:54.950 --> 00:17:57.470 30 minutes, which included taking the slide apart, 00:17:57.589 --> 00:17:59.769 the man was rescued and refused medical care 00:17:59.769 --> 00:18:02.670 or a transport to the hospital. Now, that would 00:18:02.670 --> 00:18:07.289 be funny, wouldn't it? Yeah. You see the kids 00:18:07.289 --> 00:18:09.329 get ready to go through there and go, Come on, 00:18:09.329 --> 00:18:11.650 come on, Jimmy, come on down, come on. I can't. 00:18:11.750 --> 00:18:14.890 Why? Jimmy, come on. You're not afraid of this. 00:18:14.990 --> 00:18:17.609 No, there's a big fat man stuck in the middle. 00:18:17.829 --> 00:18:21.670 Oh, no, there is not. There is. Oh, shit, there 00:18:21.670 --> 00:18:24.529 is a big fat man stuck in the middle. Okay, come 00:18:24.529 --> 00:18:26.430 on, Jimmy. Just walk down this slide. Just walk 00:18:26.430 --> 00:18:30.190 back down the steps, and we're going to leave. 00:18:30.250 --> 00:18:32.289 Leave that big fat man there, okay? He can figure 00:18:32.289 --> 00:18:37.670 it out on his own. In Hillsborough County, Florida, 00:18:37.750 --> 00:18:40.190 a drone crashed into a home around 1 .30 a .m. 00:18:40.190 --> 00:18:43.690 on August 19th, Fox 5 TV reported. The homeowners 00:18:43.690 --> 00:18:45.769 retrieved the drone from the backyard before 00:18:45.769 --> 00:18:48.910 the drone's owner, Jason Brooks, 49, knocked 00:18:48.910 --> 00:18:50.990 on the front door, at which point they called 00:18:50.990 --> 00:18:54.069 the police. Sheriff Chad Chronister, who is a 00:18:54.069 --> 00:18:57.890 very tough guy, he is too, he's a very good sheriff, 00:18:58.109 --> 00:19:02.109 said that the homeowner found a cloth bag attached 00:19:02.109 --> 00:19:05.289 to the drone with four bags inside. Three bags 00:19:05.289 --> 00:19:08.210 with fentanyl powder and one bag of methamphetamine, 00:19:08.349 --> 00:19:11.430 Chronister said. Each bag had a person's name 00:19:11.430 --> 00:19:15.440 written on the bag. Which deputies arrived, they 00:19:15.440 --> 00:19:17.819 found Brooks outside. He told them he was flying 00:19:17.819 --> 00:19:20.119 his drone and I believed it crashed in this area 00:19:20.119 --> 00:19:22.599 and I'm going in the backyard to find the drone. 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:26.299 Brooks is a 15 -time convicted felon. He was 00:19:26.299 --> 00:19:28.700 charged with possession with intent to sell or 00:19:28.700 --> 00:19:31.599 deliver, among other charges, and held without 00:19:31.599 --> 00:19:34.079 bond, which I commend. Don't let that motherfucker 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:38.160 out. Do not. Because I guarantee you he will 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:41.619 do it again. 15 -time felon, 15 -time convicted 00:19:41.619 --> 00:19:44.950 felon. Okay. You're going to make it 16? Well, 00:19:44.990 --> 00:19:47.970 it is 16. So, you're going to make it 17? Let 00:19:47.970 --> 00:19:52.230 the motherfucker out. So, anyhow. As landscaper 00:19:52.230 --> 00:19:55.349 Brian Hansen mowed a lawn in St. Petersburg, 00:19:55.569 --> 00:19:57.890 Florida. Man, these are some Florida ones. On 00:19:57.890 --> 00:20:00.190 August 14th, he was interrupted by a man in full 00:20:00.190 --> 00:20:02.589 gesture costume approaching him with a 12 -inch 00:20:02.589 --> 00:20:07.769 dagger. A jester costume. The Smoking Gun reported. 00:20:08.710 --> 00:20:11.849 Hanson positioned his mower between him and the 00:20:11.849 --> 00:20:16.170 threatening cosplayer. Anthony Marzolla, 51, 00:20:16.430 --> 00:20:19.210 who lives nearby, Marzolla was allegedly unhappy 00:20:19.210 --> 00:20:21.769 about the sound of the mower and yelled at Hanson 00:20:21.769 --> 00:20:24.829 that he cannot be mowing. Police believe Marzolla's 00:20:24.829 --> 00:20:28.170 getup may be related to his business, the Psychedelic 00:20:28.170 --> 00:20:31.930 Gesture Smoke Shop. I think he might have had 00:20:31.930 --> 00:20:33.470 a little bit to smoke while he was in there. 00:20:33.609 --> 00:20:37.369 What do you think? Yeah, got him in. Why he was 00:20:37.369 --> 00:20:40.250 in full costume at home was not explained. He 00:20:40.250 --> 00:20:42.450 was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly 00:20:42.450 --> 00:20:48.650 weapon. Okay, sounds fair enough to me. Okay, 00:20:48.869 --> 00:20:52.230 good. If anyone heard some chopping, it's because 00:20:52.230 --> 00:20:54.730 I was cutting in and out. Now I don't believe 00:20:54.730 --> 00:20:57.569 I am. Yeah, now it's registering better. So, 00:20:57.569 --> 00:21:00.910 sorry, this has been kind of a screwed up podcast 00:21:00.910 --> 00:21:03.440 here. I think it'll be okay when it's all done. 00:21:03.619 --> 00:21:05.680 All right, I'm just going to go into something 00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:08.380 else. Dunkin' introduces new spiked iced coffees 00:21:08.380 --> 00:21:11.420 and iced teas. Today, Dunkin' announced its new 00:21:11.420 --> 00:21:15.119 Dunkin' spiked iced coffees and iced teas, marking 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.420 further expansion into the ready -to -drink alcoholic 00:21:17.420 --> 00:21:20.279 beverage market. Starting late August, Dunkin' 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:23.299 spiked will be available in grocery and package 00:21:23.299 --> 00:21:26.259 stores across 12 states. It does not mention 00:21:26.259 --> 00:21:28.200 the states, though, so I don't know what states 00:21:28.200 --> 00:21:31.450 are going to get it the 12th. Of course. Yeah, 00:21:31.450 --> 00:21:35.690 why would it do that? Yeah, yeah. We knew we 00:21:35.690 --> 00:21:37.809 had an opportunity to create something special 00:21:37.809 --> 00:21:40.230 when we saw the positive response to our previous 00:21:40.230 --> 00:21:42.690 seasonal collaborations for Dunkin' inspired 00:21:42.690 --> 00:21:45.329 beers. I had no idea about that. I didn't know 00:21:45.329 --> 00:21:49.130 Dunkin' had beers. Did you? No, I didn't. I'll 00:21:49.130 --> 00:21:51.589 have to look that up next. The growing appetite 00:21:51.589 --> 00:21:54.289 for adult beverages inspired us to put a twist 00:21:54.289 --> 00:21:56.569 on our customer's favorite Dunkin' iced coffee, 00:21:56.690 --> 00:22:00.490 which sounds good to me. Ice tea and refresher 00:22:00.490 --> 00:22:02.789 flavors, said Brian Gilbert, vice president of 00:22:02.789 --> 00:22:06.650 retail business development at Dunkin'. Dunkin' 00:22:06.650 --> 00:22:09.589 Spiked is perfect for the day or night enjoyment 00:22:09.589 --> 00:22:12.490 and comes in eight distinctive flavors, available 00:22:12.490 --> 00:22:15.710 in grocery and package stores later this month. 00:22:15.809 --> 00:22:18.450 The new line of ready -to -drink adult beverages 00:22:18.450 --> 00:22:22.190 elevates Dunkin's offering, and we know our 21 00:22:22.190 --> 00:22:26.089 -plus fans will love every sip, according to 00:22:26.089 --> 00:22:30.079 him. They just go in, shop the vodka, that's 00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:33.579 all they do. Pretty much, yeah, pretty much. 00:22:33.740 --> 00:22:37.440 Yeah. But he knows we'll enjoy it, though, right? 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Duncan's Spiked Ice Coffee 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:46.569 has an ABV. Of 6%, drawing inspiration from the 00:22:46.569 --> 00:22:49.289 brand's iconic coffee flavors. Dunkin' Spiked 00:22:49.289 --> 00:22:51.609 Iced Tea, the brand's first venture into the 00:22:51.609 --> 00:22:55.289 hard tea category, has an ABV of 5 % and offers 00:22:55.289 --> 00:22:58.170 four signature flavors. Dunkin' Spiked Original 00:22:58.170 --> 00:23:00.950 Ice Coffee, Dunkin' Spiked Caramel Ice Coffee, 00:23:01.150 --> 00:23:04.029 Dunkin' Spiked Mocha Ice Coffee, and Dunkin' 00:23:04.029 --> 00:23:07.430 Spiked Vanilla Ice Coffee. And they can be purchased 00:23:07.430 --> 00:23:12.319 all together as a gift pack or... Six pack and 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:18.079 four pack of one to kind. Dunkin' Spiked Slightly 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:21.420 Sweet Iced Tea. Dunkin' Spiked Half and Half 00:23:21.420 --> 00:23:24.960 Iced Tea. Dunkin' Spiked Strawberry Dragon Fruit 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:28.359 Iced Tea Refresher. Dunkin' Spiked Mango Pineapple 00:23:28.359 --> 00:23:32.599 Iced Tea Refresher. And they can all be purchased 00:23:32.599 --> 00:23:36.700 in a gift pack of 12. A little bit of all of 00:23:36.700 --> 00:23:39.319 them. Or you can buy them in a six or a four 00:23:39.319 --> 00:23:42.759 pack of just one of the flavors. And these will 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:48.299 be in grocery stores about mid -October. You 00:23:48.299 --> 00:23:52.259 know, and I agree with their CEO. Dunkin' needs 00:23:52.259 --> 00:23:55.720 to do something. I think they're coffees to me. 00:23:55.819 --> 00:23:57.819 And I don't know, are you very familiar with 00:23:57.819 --> 00:24:01.680 Dunkin' coffees at all, Rob? No. Okay. We don't 00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:04.079 even have a Dunkin' around here. That's what 00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:06.990 I thought. That's why I asked. To me, Dunkin' 00:24:06.990 --> 00:24:09.589 is not complex enough. It's like they candified 00:24:09.589 --> 00:24:11.769 the coffee, they give you black coffee, and they 00:24:11.769 --> 00:24:13.769 put a bunch of creamer in there and sweetener. 00:24:14.029 --> 00:24:16.730 It's not complex at all. You know, you can't 00:24:16.730 --> 00:24:21.950 find like a good, I don't know, sweet cream and 00:24:21.950 --> 00:24:26.430 black coffee mixture, or you can't find a good 00:24:26.430 --> 00:24:30.289 cappuccino type of a drink. To me, it's all candified. 00:24:30.890 --> 00:24:32.990 and I think that's where they went wrong. They 00:24:32.990 --> 00:24:35.569 wanted to be taken seriously as a coffee company, 00:24:35.690 --> 00:24:38.490 but I don't think they really, to me, they didn't 00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:41.309 do the footwork and tried to figure some of this 00:24:41.309 --> 00:24:44.369 out. To me, it's kind of like, oh, let's just 00:24:44.369 --> 00:24:46.950 put out some black coffee that we make, and let's 00:24:46.950 --> 00:24:48.769 put a bunch of cream or a sweetener in it, and 00:24:48.769 --> 00:24:51.670 people will buy it. Well, I don't think it's 00:24:51.670 --> 00:24:53.890 that easy because I know a lot of people, including 00:24:53.890 --> 00:24:56.170 myself, that don't care for Dunkin's flavors. 00:24:56.650 --> 00:24:59.650 Their black coffee's okay. You can, you know, 00:24:59.650 --> 00:25:01.990 put simple syrup or whatever in it. It's okay. 00:25:02.049 --> 00:25:07.329 But to me, the stuff that they, you know, like 00:25:07.329 --> 00:25:10.430 the frappes or the cappuccinos or stuff like 00:25:10.430 --> 00:25:12.210 that, to me, they're not complex enough. They're 00:25:12.210 --> 00:25:15.509 too much of a simple beverage to be that good. 00:25:15.829 --> 00:25:19.029 So, anyhow, I wish them luck. I mean, this might 00:25:19.029 --> 00:25:21.990 be good or may not. Who knows? So, all right, 00:25:21.990 --> 00:25:25.390 Rob, let's turn this over to you. All right, 00:25:25.390 --> 00:25:40.779 all right. That would be nice. Seriously. It's 00:25:40.779 --> 00:25:42.940 possible. It's possible that you have to see. 00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:46.920 Okay. After work, right, I had to run up to Sunrise 00:25:46.920 --> 00:25:51.140 Beach directly after work. Mm -hmm. And seeing 00:25:51.140 --> 00:25:53.519 how we have some Sunrise Beach listeners, you're 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:55.319 going to enjoy this one. We do, quite a few. 00:26:05.289 --> 00:26:47.859 Mm -hmm. Okay. Yes, yeah. Ozark log, man. I come 00:26:47.859 --> 00:26:52.400 driving by just as that camera woman brought 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:57.859 that camera up and turned. I don't know if the 00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:02.019 camera was on. We could have some advertising. 00:27:02.339 --> 00:27:06.279 That would be awesome. Because I do have it across 00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:11.299 the windshield. Oh, I love that. I love that. 00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:23.740 They're probably figuring out how to scrub it 00:27:23.740 --> 00:29:32.369 right now. That does sound cool. I like that. 00:29:34.789 --> 00:29:39.630 They serve Missouri wines, sangria, and crop 00:29:39.630 --> 00:29:43.109 brews. They have a light menu of soup, sandwiches, 00:29:43.289 --> 00:29:46.089 and small plates. They have a covered porch and 00:29:46.089 --> 00:29:52.549 patio and ramming views. Cool. Yeah, I mean, 00:29:52.690 --> 00:29:55.890 you guys check it out. It's a nice place. It's 00:29:55.890 --> 00:29:58.789 beautiful. I am going to check it out. That sounds 00:29:58.789 --> 00:30:08.500 great. Okay. I lived down wide road for years. 00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:12.819 I watched them build this place. Okay. Excellent. 00:30:13.259 --> 00:30:16.240 Thank you, Rob. Let's take our first break. Going 00:30:16.240 --> 00:30:18.119 to come back with a few emails. That sound good? 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:25.660 Sounds good. All right. Be right back. Hey there, 00:30:25.700 --> 00:30:28.640 Slap Nets. It's time for the Creeps Music News. 00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:33.740 Hey, my little pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny 00:30:33.740 --> 00:30:36.940 Rohypnol with your music news. Ozzy Osbourne, 00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:40.000 in collaboration with Liquid Death, sold 10 empty 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:43.299 crushed ice tea cans containing his DNA for $450 00:30:43.299 --> 00:30:46.359 each. The cans were part of a promotion called 00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:50.019 Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy. They have since sold 00:30:50.019 --> 00:30:52.640 out. The cans were sealed in lab jars and contain 00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.099 a sample of Ozzy's saliva. This is Johnny Rohypnol. 00:30:56.339 --> 00:30:59.720 That was your music news. And remember, bar chords 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:29.369 are bullshit. This is Joshua Belmont, your food 00:31:29.369 --> 00:31:32.269 for thought man on the hustle. So I just realized 00:31:32.269 --> 00:31:35.049 a genius that gets absolutely no credit. His 00:31:35.049 --> 00:31:37.589 name is Marshall Taylor. He is credited with 00:31:37.589 --> 00:31:39.650 the first bag of salad mix that was bagged and 00:31:39.650 --> 00:31:44.130 sold. Yesterday was his birthday. I believe he 00:31:44.130 --> 00:31:46.730 is still alive. This guy's genius will never 00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:50.029 be fully appreciated. Before this man, we settled 00:31:50.029 --> 00:31:52.450 for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons 00:31:52.450 --> 00:31:55.430 and some cheese. Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with 00:31:55.430 --> 00:31:58.839 that? Hell no. He realized that Billy Americana 00:31:58.839 --> 00:32:00.819 would never go out and buy a couple of radishes, 00:32:01.019 --> 00:32:03.259 a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage, 00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:06.079 maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine 00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:09.960 bladders for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.759 have a national holiday. Hey there, fuckstick. 00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:16.559 You're just in time for brand new feature news 00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:21.039 nobody gives a shit about. An Idaho man snaps 00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:25.420 110 pencils in one minute, beating the old world 00:32:25.420 --> 00:32:31.500 record. Of 80. Oh, shit. What's that over there? 00:32:32.019 --> 00:32:38.299 Oh, no. It's the island of horrible jokes. What 00:32:38.299 --> 00:32:47.119 do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian 00:32:47.119 --> 00:33:14.519 bale. What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid 00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:18.640 to me. If you took my first name backwards, it 00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:23.880 would read as cram. Next up, things overheard 00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:29.759 in hell. The Scott Baio, Aaron Moran comedy hour 00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:32.680 with special guest star Art Carney is coming 00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:37.759 up tonight for a mandatory viewing. Have you 00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:39.910 ever wondered what something is about? Have you 00:33:39.910 --> 00:33:42.009 ever looked at something and said, Hmm, I wonder 00:33:42.009 --> 00:33:44.910 what the origin of that is? Well, so have we. 00:33:45.430 --> 00:33:51.150 That's why we give you The Origin Of. This is 00:33:51.150 --> 00:33:54.230 the story of Dr. Pepper. Originally made in Morrison's 00:33:54.230 --> 00:33:57.069 Old Corner Drugstore in Waco, Texas, the drink's 00:33:57.069 --> 00:33:59.329 unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold 00:33:59.329 --> 00:34:02.849 in 1885. Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, 00:34:02.930 --> 00:34:06.430 named it Dr. Pepper. After Dr. Charles Pepper, 00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:10.090 a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, 00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:13.710 he was once in love with. You can still go to 00:34:13.710 --> 00:34:16.010 the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the 00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:19.789 original formula with pure artesian well water 00:34:19.789 --> 00:34:23.250 and pure cane sugar. It's quite a treat if you're 00:34:23.250 --> 00:34:26.409 into Dr. Pepper. Have I ever told you about my 00:34:26.409 --> 00:34:31.010 prank phone call deal that I used to do? No. 00:34:32.130 --> 00:34:34.730 Well, this was the old quick trip in Belvedere, 00:34:34.730 --> 00:34:37.809 the one right off the highway, right off of 71 00:34:37.809 --> 00:34:41.309 or 49 or whatever, and 155th Street down there 00:34:41.309 --> 00:34:43.349 in that little pit there right off the exit ramp. 00:34:43.489 --> 00:34:46.269 There used to be a quick trip. And one day I'm 00:34:46.269 --> 00:34:48.429 like in there getting a soda or some shit, right? 00:34:48.570 --> 00:34:51.750 And I noticed the phone rang. Is this probably 00:34:51.750 --> 00:34:54.710 a drug deal or something? Yeah. And some guy 00:34:54.710 --> 00:34:56.469 jumps out of his car and starts answering. I'm 00:34:56.469 --> 00:34:58.630 like, huh, I didn't know those things had numbers. 00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:01.880 Not only did I not know they have numbers, I 00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:03.900 didn't realize that people fucking answer them. 00:35:04.059 --> 00:35:07.119 Yeah, the idea of calling into a payphone didn't 00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.539 occur to me until I saw someone do it on a TV 00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:12.739 show. I was like, what? You can do that? I thought 00:35:12.739 --> 00:35:14.940 it was just one way you got on there and said, 00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:18.219 hey, I'm down here at the Quick Trip, man. Whenever 00:35:18.219 --> 00:35:22.679 you want to come down, I got the pet cage and 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:28.539 the rubbers. Whatever. So anyhow, so I walk over 00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:30.639 there, and I get a pen from the guy on the quick 00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:33.599 trip and wrote down the numbers. There was like 00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:36.019 three of them, and they're like, you know, in 00:35:36.019 --> 00:35:39.280 a little semi -circle. And back in the days, 00:35:39.380 --> 00:35:41.079 I mean, like you mentioned the other day, how 00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:43.820 nasty that was. Yeah. Some guy would get up there 00:35:43.820 --> 00:35:45.920 and start spitting all over the phone, talking, 00:35:45.940 --> 00:35:48.260 and then you'd go pick it up right after. Yeah. 00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:50.860 Jam it right up to the hole in your face that 00:35:50.860 --> 00:35:54.400 you eat through. Now when I think about it, I 00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:59.559 cringe. So anyhow, it is probably a dirt bag 00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:02.099 from Belvedere anyhow with no key. You know, 00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:06.039 fuck. So anyhow, I get these numbers down. And 00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:08.340 anyhow, one day I'm over at my friend Davey's 00:36:08.340 --> 00:36:10.280 and we're bored. And I go, hey man, I got something 00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:12.679 we can do. What's that? See these three numbers? 00:36:12.739 --> 00:36:14.900 Yeah. They're the number two, the pay phones, 00:36:14.940 --> 00:36:17.980 and Belvedere QuickTrip. Oh, really? Let's just 00:36:17.980 --> 00:36:21.679 call it and fuck with people. Yeah, sure. Okay. 00:36:22.319 --> 00:36:25.000 So, you know, we'd call up, and the first time, 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.099 it took a long time. I don't think anyone was 00:36:27.099 --> 00:36:28.780 there. Someone answered, hello. Hey, you know, 00:36:28.860 --> 00:36:30.980 this is Payphone. I go, hey, you know, you're 00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:33.599 a dickhead. You know, just started screwing with 00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:36.199 him. Yeah, you're a piece of shit, man. Hey, 00:36:36.300 --> 00:36:37.860 you know who I got right next to me? Who? Your 00:36:37.860 --> 00:36:40.880 mom. Ah. You know, people get pissed off. Fuck 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.980 you, bitch, and all this stuff. So, anyhow, we'd 00:36:43.980 --> 00:36:46.980 call him up and harass him. People get so fucking 00:36:46.980 --> 00:36:49.170 mad. You know, we get them so mad, they threaten 00:36:49.170 --> 00:36:50.889 to kill us. They're going to come over and we're 00:36:50.889 --> 00:36:52.010 like, well, you're going to kill me when you 00:36:52.010 --> 00:36:54.530 don't know where I'm at, bitch. You know, this 00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:59.280 is before, this is in. maybe early 90s at the 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.420 most, late 80s, whatever, somewhere in that time 00:37:01.420 --> 00:37:04.239 frame. And, I mean, it was just, I mean, we had 00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:06.059 nothing else to do, so we'd call up and just 00:37:06.059 --> 00:37:08.800 get people so mad. Davey used to do this farmer 00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.440 impression. He used to tell a guy that his fucking 00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:13.760 goats were in his yard, and he was mad. Or, your 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:15.860 fucking cattle trampled my fucking sheep, you 00:37:15.860 --> 00:37:19.590 bitch. I don't have, I don't have no farm. Yeah, 00:37:19.610 --> 00:37:21.489 you do, you son of a bitch. I know this is you, 00:37:21.590 --> 00:37:24.610 Mr. Johnson. You get your ass over here and you 00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:27.130 get my dead fucking sheep and you better fucking 00:37:27.130 --> 00:37:28.789 bury it. If you don't, I'm going to come over 00:37:28.789 --> 00:37:30.429 there and I'm going to slap the stupid out of 00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:31.690 you and that's going to take all day because 00:37:31.690 --> 00:37:33.789 you're pretty fucking stupid. And he would just 00:37:33.789 --> 00:37:36.329 keep railing on them and the people get so mad 00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:39.969 and argue about, I don't have a farm. I ain't 00:37:39.969 --> 00:37:42.889 got no farm, you dumb son of a bitch. And he 00:37:42.889 --> 00:37:44.949 would just keep going, ain't got no farm, you 00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:49.929 dumb son of a bitch. And these people get so 00:37:49.929 --> 00:37:53.349 mad. So anyhow, one day I'm over there. I'm like, 00:37:53.389 --> 00:37:55.230 hmm, you know, it's starting to get boring. People 00:37:55.230 --> 00:37:57.889 get mad. Then they hang up. Then a lot of people 00:37:57.889 --> 00:37:59.949 just go, ah, fuck you, you know, and hang up. 00:38:00.010 --> 00:38:02.849 The smarter ones do. And although I question 00:38:02.849 --> 00:38:05.190 him answering a pay phone. And everyone goes, 00:38:05.269 --> 00:38:07.150 oh, you know this is a pay phone, don't you? 00:38:08.030 --> 00:38:10.349 You know, it's like, okay. I heard that one before. 00:38:10.590 --> 00:38:13.820 All right, hang on. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm 00:38:13.820 --> 00:38:16.980 sorry. You know, what do you do? I noticed there's 00:38:16.980 --> 00:38:19.780 a White House right behind there. So anyhow, 00:38:19.900 --> 00:38:22.380 I'm like, okay, all right. Everyone always wants 00:38:22.380 --> 00:38:24.559 to know where I live at. I guess I'm going to 00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:25.980 live in that White House right behind the pay 00:38:25.980 --> 00:38:30.139 phone. So anyhow, you know, most people are just 00:38:30.139 --> 00:38:31.519 kind of like they hang up and they don't want 00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.800 to go to that White House. This one guy that 00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:35.760 I was fucking with just constantly going, hey, 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:38.079 you piece of shit, man. Yeah, you just don't 00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:39.800 sound right without a dick in your mouth. You 00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:42.519 sound completely different. You ball gargler. 00:38:43.219 --> 00:38:46.059 And all this stuff, man. You smell like chode. 00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:48.719 And this guy's just getting fucking madder than 00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:50.579 ever. I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 00:38:50.619 --> 00:38:51.860 Where you at? And I go, you want to know where 00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:54.659 I'm at, bitch? Yeah. Now, over there. Look to 00:38:54.659 --> 00:38:56.599 your left. Oh, no, no. Not that left. The other 00:38:56.599 --> 00:39:00.800 left, moron. Okay, you see that left? Over there? 00:39:01.460 --> 00:39:04.340 See that White House? I'm right here, motherfucker. 00:39:04.579 --> 00:39:06.119 I'm looking out the window. I'm waiting for your 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.670 fucking fat ass to come beat me up. I'm going 00:39:08.670 --> 00:39:11.130 to smack the stupid out of you, and I'm going 00:39:11.130 --> 00:39:12.789 to do it in front of everybody. I'm going to 00:39:12.789 --> 00:39:14.829 call people over to watch me smack the fuck out 00:39:14.829 --> 00:39:17.309 of you. And this guy's getting mad. Oh, you son 00:39:17.309 --> 00:39:20.349 of a bitch. I'm going to fucking kill you. And 00:39:20.349 --> 00:39:22.869 I'm pretty sure the guy went over there. He was 00:39:22.869 --> 00:39:25.389 so mad. So he was so mad that he didn't even 00:39:25.389 --> 00:39:27.190 completely hang up. I heard it go click and then 00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:29.909 it fell on the ground. So he didn't look back 00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:31.969 or nothing. And anyhow, I hear a car peeling 00:39:31.969 --> 00:39:34.309 out. So I don't know about that guy in that White 00:39:34.309 --> 00:39:36.010 House, but I'm pretty sure he got into a pretty 00:39:36.010 --> 00:39:42.969 good fight. She looked at the police blotter 00:39:42.969 --> 00:39:45.230 the next day. Man in White House beaten to death 00:39:45.230 --> 00:39:48.309 by outraged ill -billy. There wasn't an internet, 00:39:48.469 --> 00:39:49.929 so it was like one of those deals where I had 00:39:49.929 --> 00:39:53.110 to wait for one of those little regional magazines, 00:39:53.449 --> 00:39:56.949 like the Southside or whatever, the Grandview 00:39:56.949 --> 00:39:59.250 Circle or whatever, the Grandview Dick Smack 00:39:59.250 --> 00:40:02.730 or whatever. One of those stupid little fucking 00:40:02.730 --> 00:40:06.130 mags to come out. Southside idiot, whatever. 00:40:07.379 --> 00:40:09.739 So, hey, I never did find out, you know, and 00:40:09.739 --> 00:40:11.500 I didn't want to know. I was afraid someone might 00:40:11.500 --> 00:40:13.260 have got killed in that whole scuff up, you know, 00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:15.719 but, yeah. Could be. It was at the hands of entertainment, 00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:19.099 so I justified it. Yeah, yeah. Were you briefly 00:40:19.099 --> 00:40:21.880 entertained? Oh, I was entertained for a while. 00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:23.739 I mean, especially the guys that just continue 00:40:23.739 --> 00:40:27.920 to get mad and just continue to try to insult 00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:30.760 you and one -up you without a brain. And you 00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:33.900 continue like Davey, just roll over so many insults 00:40:33.900 --> 00:40:36.260 on him. And they just keep getting madder and 00:40:36.260 --> 00:40:40.380 madder and go, oh yeah, fuck you. Oh my God, 00:40:40.500 --> 00:40:44.750 you got me. Oh, you went to the F -bomb. Oh, 00:40:44.789 --> 00:40:47.730 someone get me some iced tea. Oh, my God. Oh, 00:40:47.909 --> 00:40:53.250 the pain. You know. Anyhow, so the finality was 00:40:53.250 --> 00:40:55.869 ice calling down there. And this is later. I 00:40:55.869 --> 00:40:58.449 got bored with it. And I went back to it. And 00:40:58.449 --> 00:41:02.190 this chick answers. And I started saying something, 00:41:02.309 --> 00:41:04.510 you know. Just started blathering some sort of 00:41:04.510 --> 00:41:06.969 shit to try to piss her off. She goes, Mark Wallace. 00:41:08.469 --> 00:41:17.039 Ah. Ah. Oops. Who is this? This is Danielle. 00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:20.639 Oh, fuck. What are you doing calling a pay phone? 00:41:21.659 --> 00:41:25.579 Long story. Hey, she busted me. That was the 00:41:25.579 --> 00:41:28.059 last time I called. I'm like, fuck, man. That's 00:41:28.059 --> 00:41:33.460 it, man. No fun anymore. It's done. Yep. Cancel 00:41:33.460 --> 00:41:51.340 Christmas. Yeah. Pharmacy's closed. Two douchebags 00:41:51.340 --> 00:41:53.340 and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas 00:41:53.340 --> 00:41:58.599 City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I 00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:01.380 am Rob at the beautiful angle arm of Lake of 00:42:01.380 --> 00:42:05.500 the Ozarks in the Duck Blind studio. Real quick, 00:42:05.659 --> 00:42:07.480 I want to mention something here before I go 00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.760 into emails. I read an article this morning, 00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:14.119 right before I came to work, about the Vice President 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:17.440 J .D. Vance bitching about the referee. He's 00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:20.139 a Cincinnati Bengals fan. And he's bitching about 00:42:20.139 --> 00:42:22.880 how the Kansas City Chiefs are always getting 00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:28.659 help from the referees. J .D., you're the fucking 00:42:28.659 --> 00:42:31.599 vice president of the greatest nation on earth. 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:37.760 And you're fucking worried about this. That's 00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:40.460 all you have time for? Is the Chiefs are cheating? 00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:46.000 You subscribe to that theory? You do? Really? 00:42:46.730 --> 00:42:48.469 And you're probably going to run for president 00:42:48.469 --> 00:42:51.909 next time around? I've got your answer, J .D. 00:42:52.530 --> 00:42:55.889 Teach your boy, Joey Burrow, how to fucking juggle. 00:42:56.090 --> 00:42:58.710 That way everyone will like him better than Mahomes. 00:42:59.190 --> 00:43:02.230 There you go. Problem fucking solved. You're 00:43:02.230 --> 00:43:06.630 welcome. Is every Bengals fan a Chiefs hater? 00:43:07.030 --> 00:43:10.210 Every Bengals fan is a whiner. They're a fucking 00:43:10.210 --> 00:43:13.969 whiner. That's what they are. They cannot handle 00:43:13.969 --> 00:43:16.750 the fact that we continually kick their ass. 00:43:16.789 --> 00:43:20.030 And the one time Mahomes gave them a present 00:43:20.030 --> 00:43:22.949 and threw an interception in overtime, the one 00:43:22.949 --> 00:43:25.909 time they went and they shit down their leg in 00:43:25.909 --> 00:43:30.730 the Super Bowl and lost. Not our fault. Anyhow. 00:43:31.389 --> 00:43:34.969 All right. You're starting to sound like the 00:43:34.969 --> 00:43:39.989 Raiders. Yeah. Poor guys. I'm talking about the 00:43:39.989 --> 00:43:43.679 Raiders that shut up. Yeah, they can't really. 00:43:43.900 --> 00:43:46.659 They're kind of like, well. We've proven it over 00:43:46.659 --> 00:43:49.079 and over with them. They only come around whenever 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:51.699 they start winning, and they're like, we're the 00:43:51.699 --> 00:43:53.980 best. And it's like, okay, whatever. They can't 00:43:53.980 --> 00:43:56.260 do that. They can't even begin to do that. So 00:43:56.260 --> 00:43:58.719 they're kind of like in Heidi right now. They're 00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:01.260 like rats. They scatter when you turn the chief's 00:44:01.260 --> 00:44:08.329 light on. Yeah, they're okay. They're damn chiefs. 00:44:08.329 --> 00:44:14.889 They're fucking chiefs again. Get a life. Jeez. 00:44:15.110 --> 00:44:19.730 All right. First one, Rob, you're being taken 00:44:19.730 --> 00:44:22.789 off the Lake Freeman Board of Directors. We don't 00:44:22.789 --> 00:44:25.670 feel you are taking the duty seriously. Please 00:44:25.670 --> 00:44:27.889 send in your badge immediately and please no 00:44:27.889 --> 00:44:31.170 groveling. It's over. Mitch, Lake Freeman Code 00:44:31.170 --> 00:44:34.409 Enforcer and local tune spinner. at Harold's 00:44:34.409 --> 00:44:40.010 Tavern. Rob? He just kicked you in the nuts. 00:44:40.030 --> 00:44:45.949 He kicked you in the nuts, Rob. Just wait. Just 00:44:45.949 --> 00:44:50.090 wait. Mitch! I got something coming. And no, 00:44:50.130 --> 00:44:52.349 Mitch, you're not coming for me. We're not friends. 00:44:53.909 --> 00:44:57.750 Nope. You're a dickhead. You don't like me, and 00:44:57.750 --> 00:44:59.769 I think it's funny. You just kicked Rob in the 00:44:59.769 --> 00:45:02.539 nuts, your buddy. Rob's going to kick you back, 00:45:02.539 --> 00:45:05.440 and then that's only harder. Yeah, I am. Just 00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:08.159 wait. Mitch, you just burnt your bridge down 00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:12.659 to nothing. Yeah, it's funny, because you know 00:45:12.659 --> 00:45:17.199 what I've got coming up. Yes, I know. That's 00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:20.019 going to be the worst. Mitch, you just fucked 00:45:20.019 --> 00:45:22.500 it up, and you don't even know yet. You'll find 00:45:22.500 --> 00:45:27.579 out later. Anything more, Rob? Anything more 00:45:27.579 --> 00:45:29.300 you want to say? Anything you want to add to 00:45:29.300 --> 00:45:34.309 that? I don't know. Okay, there you go. It won't 00:45:34.309 --> 00:45:40.210 do no good. Yep. Hey, keep emailing them. Yeah, 00:45:40.210 --> 00:45:43.510 keep emailing us. You keep us entertained. But 00:45:43.510 --> 00:45:48.210 other than that, go fuck yourself. All right, 00:45:48.289 --> 00:45:51.730 next one. Mark, could you look up a story on 00:45:51.730 --> 00:45:54.170 the warehouse and the two -way radio shenanigans? 00:45:54.329 --> 00:45:56.730 I just remember that one, but can't find it. 00:45:56.789 --> 00:45:59.170 Hopefully you still have it. Ronnie in Tulsa. 00:45:59.190 --> 00:46:06.530 D, Tulsa King. Topher has it. And I know what 00:46:06.530 --> 00:46:12.610 he's talking about. It was a food service. Okay, 00:46:13.010 --> 00:46:16.190 it wasn't a food service place. It was like a 00:46:16.190 --> 00:46:19.730 restaurant depot type of place that sells equipment, 00:46:19.889 --> 00:46:24.389 all kinds, from paper plates to microwaves to 00:46:24.389 --> 00:46:28.610 deep fat fryers to even the fat that goes in 00:46:28.610 --> 00:46:31.110 a deep fat fryer. It was a restaurant surplus 00:46:31.110 --> 00:46:35.230 or whatever, a restaurant. What it does, I can't 00:46:35.230 --> 00:46:36.849 think of the name of the place. It's no longer 00:46:36.849 --> 00:46:40.079 there. But the guy... thought he was nordic even 00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:42.400 though he had like an obviously german last name 00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.699 and when you walked into this business he had 00:46:45.699 --> 00:46:49.320 this big oil painting of himself in this viking 00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:53.940 outfit only i'm pretty sure he was german by 00:46:53.940 --> 00:46:58.659 his last name and um the two -way radio shenanigans 00:46:58.659 --> 00:47:02.420 was there was this old biker and this old lady 00:47:02.420 --> 00:47:05.179 that fucking hated each other and she had this 00:47:05.179 --> 00:47:08.840 raspy voice she sounded like a man And she smoked 00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:11.260 cigarettes constantly. And they hated each other. 00:47:11.360 --> 00:47:14.940 And I was in between. Their two -way radios would 00:47:14.940 --> 00:47:16.940 only, they'd give out about halfway and half 00:47:16.940 --> 00:47:19.119 the time. It wouldn't go to the other guys. So 00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:21.719 I'd sit there and I learned each other's voices. 00:47:21.940 --> 00:47:24.139 And I made shit up and just sent it to the other 00:47:24.139 --> 00:47:26.519 person and pissed them off. And did all different 00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:29.380 kinds of stuff. Played tricks on them. I will 00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:33.550 find that. I'm going to get a lot of the... I'm 00:47:33.550 --> 00:47:35.530 going to get all the first four or five seasons, 00:47:35.670 --> 00:47:37.429 whatever we're missing. I'm going to get them 00:47:37.429 --> 00:47:40.110 all from Topher and the rest I have. And I'm 00:47:40.110 --> 00:47:41.889 going to start incorporating little bits and 00:47:41.889 --> 00:47:45.329 pieces like I have been into the newer shows. 00:47:45.849 --> 00:47:49.250 And that will be one of them. And I wish I could 00:47:49.250 --> 00:47:51.250 remember the name of the company that I work 00:47:51.250 --> 00:47:53.530 for. But anyhow, that guy right there. Yeah. 00:47:53.789 --> 00:47:56.269 And eventually they got new radios and I got 00:47:56.269 --> 00:47:58.090 caught and I was fired. And the next day I was 00:47:58.090 --> 00:48:00.570 digging ditches, very unhappy. But it was fun. 00:48:00.929 --> 00:48:04.369 It was fun getting there, though. So I remember 00:48:04.369 --> 00:48:07.489 one time I sent a message back to the old biker 00:48:07.489 --> 00:48:11.289 guy. And I told him that, like, we're going to 00:48:11.289 --> 00:48:13.989 start. I was acting like the vice president of 00:48:13.989 --> 00:48:16.010 the place. Like I said, I learned all these voices 00:48:16.010 --> 00:48:18.170 really good. And I told him, I said, we're going 00:48:18.170 --> 00:48:20.559 to start playing games with truckers. Okay, when 00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:22.440 the truckers come in, what we're going to do 00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.380 is we're going to have them throw, like we have 00:48:24.380 --> 00:48:26.699 one of those cornhole games, because like I said, 00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:28.820 this is a restaurant supplier, right? So we had 00:48:28.820 --> 00:48:31.219 cornhole games. I said, grab one of those cornhole 00:48:31.219 --> 00:48:35.940 games, take it out of stock, okay, and set it 00:48:35.940 --> 00:48:38.460 up next to where they put the pallets and have 00:48:38.460 --> 00:48:40.360 them come in and throw a couple of cornhole games. 00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:43.739 And if they do good, if they beat you, then you're 00:48:43.739 --> 00:48:45.960 going to give them a prize. And I gave him all 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:48.659 these things, like from toaster ovens to fucking 00:48:48.659 --> 00:48:53.800 oven mitts. And then the old bitch come back 00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:55.679 here, what the fuck are you doing, you old burnout 00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:57.699 piece of shit? And he's going, I was fucking 00:48:57.699 --> 00:48:59.699 told by Vice President to set up a game. She 00:48:59.699 --> 00:49:01.880 goes, no, you're a stupid ass. He never said 00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:04.900 that. Well, you're the one who told me. No, I 00:49:04.900 --> 00:49:07.059 didn't, you son of a bitch. Like I said, I had 00:49:07.059 --> 00:49:10.019 their voices down. So they thought I was giving 00:49:10.019 --> 00:49:13.719 them all this stuff. I got to find it. I got 00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:17.230 to play it. I forgot all about that. Thank you, 00:49:17.349 --> 00:49:20.929 Tulsa King. You're awesome. Oh, man. And then 00:49:20.929 --> 00:49:23.269 one day, I guess they figured out they're talking 00:49:23.269 --> 00:49:26.010 amongst each other and going, hey, did you say 00:49:26.010 --> 00:49:28.050 this the other? No, I didn't. Did you say this? 00:49:28.449 --> 00:49:30.269 And they knew I was the go -between. I was the 00:49:30.269 --> 00:49:31.929 guy in the middle, right, with walkie -talkie. 00:49:31.929 --> 00:49:34.250 I was the only one with walkie -talkies. So they 00:49:34.250 --> 00:49:36.389 figured it out. So they got a brand -new pair. 00:49:36.969 --> 00:49:38.969 And I thought each one of them couldn't hear 00:49:38.969 --> 00:49:42.849 the other one again, but they could. So I kept 00:49:42.849 --> 00:49:46.090 adding my own stuff. And the whole time they're 00:49:46.090 --> 00:49:47.469 sitting there going, uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh. 00:49:47.710 --> 00:49:49.789 Then finally they converged on me and said, hey, 00:49:49.809 --> 00:49:51.250 you piece of shit, we know what you're doing. 00:49:52.409 --> 00:49:56.590 So anyhow, it was fun while it lasted. Okay, 00:49:56.750 --> 00:49:58.989 is there any way I can get a Spanish version 00:49:58.989 --> 00:50:01.750 of the show? I would like to piss all the Hispanics 00:50:01.750 --> 00:50:04.630 off at the local car wash in Gainesville. Thanks. 00:50:04.909 --> 00:50:13.179 Larry in Shreveport. Okay. Gainesville. The local 00:50:13.179 --> 00:50:15.099 car wash in Gainesville. That's Florida, right? 00:50:16.619 --> 00:50:20.699 But he's Larry in Shreveport? Yeah, I thought 00:50:20.699 --> 00:50:28.639 that too. But still, that's a good idea. Yeah, 00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:34.760 okay. Yeah, we have a Telemundo radio channel. 00:50:35.460 --> 00:50:40.820 It's called El Duce Bagario. El Duce Bagario. 00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:44.480 Right? Isn't that it, Rob? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:46.739 You got it. Yeah, look it up. El Douche Bag of 00:50:46.739 --> 00:50:49.519 Rio. And we're on Telemundo Radio. So look it 00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:54.460 up. And that's your Spanish version. All right. 00:50:55.619 --> 00:51:00.360 I forgot about this one. Rob, I would really 00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:03.320 love your rhubarb ginger dip recipe. Thanks in 00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:13.460 advance. Jerry in Venice. Rob, all yours. Oh, 00:51:13.460 --> 00:51:20.420 shit. Take a block of cream cheese, pop up some 00:51:20.420 --> 00:51:23.599 rhubarb, and one of them is the other one. Okay, 00:51:27.099 --> 00:51:28.920 let's clarify that again. What is that recipe, 00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:33.940 Rob? I'm sorry. Okay, what was the ingredients 00:51:33.940 --> 00:51:37.719 again? I thought you said cream cheese, rhubarb, 00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:43.079 and ginger. You mix it all together. You mix 00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:44.860 it all together. Do you melt it in the microwave? 00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:47.820 Do you stir it over a pot? Okay, melt it in a 00:51:47.820 --> 00:51:51.820 microwave. And that's it? Yeah, that's it. Rhubarb, 00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:55.360 ginger, and cream cheese. Cream cheese, yep. 00:51:55.619 --> 00:51:59.940 There you go, Larry. No, no, no, Jerry. We got 00:51:59.940 --> 00:52:02.599 a Larry and a Jerry. Larry in Shreveport and 00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:06.719 Jerry in Venice. All right. People, I don't know. 00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.980 People are playing games. I don't know. Anyhow, 00:52:08.980 --> 00:52:11.699 they're entertaining. I love it, though. I do, 00:52:11.699 --> 00:52:15.719 too. Mark, I absolutely love the I Call Bullshit 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:19.420 short spots. I really hope more are in your plans. 00:52:19.539 --> 00:52:22.559 Mickey and DC, yes. I'm writing out a couple 00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:26.420 right now. This one, it's going to take a little 00:52:26.420 --> 00:52:28.699 while because there's like many aspects of it. 00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:31.119 And it's going to be like a series of five of 00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:34.260 them. because I can't just do what I call bullshit 00:52:34.260 --> 00:52:37.039 because it's really about a 30 -minute piece. 00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.320 But I wanted to be standalone because these little 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:46.480 short takes, they get a lot of hits. People can 00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:48.840 always listen to them in 10 minutes. So they're 00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:50.179 like, oh, there's 10 minutes. All right, hey, 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:52.940 I'll listen to it real quick. They get a phenomenal 00:52:52.940 --> 00:52:55.300 amount of hits, so they're really great for our 00:52:55.300 --> 00:53:01.659 brand. Okay? This one I'm going to break up into, 00:53:01.699 --> 00:53:06.199 I don't know, six or seven different pieces and 00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:08.219 have them be about five minutes long, something 00:53:08.219 --> 00:53:11.679 like that. But it takes quite a bit of research, 00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.940 and everything that I'm doing, I have to go forward 00:53:14.940 --> 00:53:17.019 and look at something and then come back. So 00:53:17.019 --> 00:53:19.719 it's going to take a minute. But, yes, I have 00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.059 more of them planned. Rob has some of them planned. 00:53:22.820 --> 00:53:24.659 So this is something that's going to stay in 00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:29.739 our future. What did you say, Rob? Yeah, so, 00:53:29.840 --> 00:53:32.960 yeah, I'm glad you enjoy it. Thank you. So that's 00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:34.840 the end of the emails. Like I said, summertime, 00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:37.860 we really don't get nearly as many emails during 00:53:37.860 --> 00:53:40.579 the chillier days, you know, because people are 00:53:40.579 --> 00:53:43.599 inside. So that's all I got. So, anyhow, Rob. 00:53:45.219 --> 00:53:48.380 All right, hey, did you get our segment together 00:53:48.380 --> 00:53:51.840 for tonight? Nipple, you ain't got nothing to 00:53:51.840 --> 00:53:55.760 ask cheap, right? Yes, I did. Okay. While you're 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.880 talking about it, I gotta find it, but go ahead. 00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:05.840 Okay. I'm gonna start off with my Netflix goes 00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:11.800 to Kareem Abdul -Jabbar. Oh, cool. I'm running 00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:17.480 right to his legs. I love doing that to the tall 00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:46.489 ones. Cool. Very cool. My nipple yank goes to 00:54:46.489 --> 00:54:50.230 Willie Nelson. You're going to have to look in 00:54:50.230 --> 00:54:57.989 his shoe. I'll do what I got to do. Okay. Reason 00:54:57.989 --> 00:55:03.829 being, I recently went to the dispensary up here 00:55:03.829 --> 00:55:07.170 and got some Willie's reserved. That man has 00:55:07.170 --> 00:55:09.579 some good pot, just saying. Willie? Willie's 00:55:09.579 --> 00:55:14.000 Reserve? Yeah, Willie's Reserve. That's where 00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:16.760 I was going Friday night, was to the dispensary. 00:55:18.559 --> 00:55:21.820 When I see it all in cops. Does it have a picture 00:55:21.820 --> 00:55:26.239 of Willie on it? No, it just says Willie's Reserve. 00:55:27.380 --> 00:55:31.820 But it's kind of got like a western look. Oh, 00:55:31.820 --> 00:55:41.849 I could see that. Awesome. Very good one. I like 00:55:41.849 --> 00:55:49.190 those. There you go. Okay. My nut flick is going 00:55:49.190 --> 00:55:53.050 to go to Wilford Brimley, even though he's not 00:55:53.050 --> 00:55:56.050 still alive. That does not exempt him from a 00:55:56.050 --> 00:55:59.090 nut flick, does it, Rob? No, it does not. No, 00:55:59.090 --> 00:56:02.550 he gets a nut flick, and I'm sure it won't hurt, 00:56:02.650 --> 00:56:04.710 you know, because, you know, he's not alive, 00:56:04.989 --> 00:56:08.570 but he still gets it, and it's not out of anger. 00:56:08.670 --> 00:56:12.070 We love him, right? It's a playful nut flick. 00:56:13.010 --> 00:56:16.570 The nipple yank, and I'm not volunteering to 00:56:16.570 --> 00:56:18.010 do this. I'm going to pay someone to do this. 00:56:18.449 --> 00:56:23.809 It goes to Roseanne Barr. Oh, shit. Yes, yes. 00:56:24.610 --> 00:56:27.849 She gets a nipple yank, but I'm paying someone 00:56:27.849 --> 00:56:31.670 to do it. And then the same with this ass cheek 00:56:31.670 --> 00:56:33.590 bite. I'm not doing it myself. I'm going to pay 00:56:33.590 --> 00:56:35.250 someone to do it, but I wanted to go to Dave 00:56:35.250 --> 00:56:39.989 Drayman of Disturbed, lead singer. Ooh. Yeah. 00:56:40.780 --> 00:56:43.460 I think that he would be particularly angered 00:56:43.460 --> 00:56:46.820 by this and disturbed. No pun intended. Well, 00:56:46.940 --> 00:56:50.360 okay, maybe. Maybe. But anyhow. Yes, I think 00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:53.320 it would be funny to see his reaction. Yes, I 00:56:53.320 --> 00:56:57.300 think it would be too. Yep. So those are my three. 00:56:57.980 --> 00:57:00.059 Those are your three. So do you have something 00:57:00.059 --> 00:59:45.039 you want to go into? Go on. Okay. I could never 00:59:45.039 --> 01:00:29.210 be that bored. Could you? How bored do you have 01:00:29.210 --> 01:00:33.010 to be? Hey, what do you want to do today? Um, 01:00:33.010 --> 01:00:35.909 hey, I just got this Kevlar helmet. Let's see 01:00:35.909 --> 01:00:45.469 if it works. Fuck. Okay, now, it is, I can see 01:00:45.469 --> 01:00:49.030 it's doing it, but... Yeah, you know what, I 01:00:49.030 --> 01:00:57.800 gotta give him that. I mean... I got one for 01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:00.500 you. Remember Lance had that billy goat in the 01:01:00.500 --> 01:01:04.320 back? Yeah, yeah. And he used to give you a football 01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:06.219 helmet and you'd go butt heads with it when you 01:01:06.219 --> 01:01:09.480 were fucked up? Yeah, yeah. Okay, this is kind 01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:12.179 of like that, only this is a little bit, right? 01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:17.000 Yeah, just take it a little on the edge. Yeah, 01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:20.360 yeah. Lance was a very interesting fella, wouldn't 01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:24.059 you say? We'd all get all kinds of fuckered up 01:01:24.059 --> 01:01:27.300 at his place there. He lived near that quick 01:01:27.300 --> 01:01:31.980 trip on Holmes Road, remember? Yeah. Yeah. And 01:01:31.980 --> 01:01:35.719 he would, before we even know he owned a goat 01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:37.920 in back, we'd be over there getting fuckered 01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.260 up, and all of a sudden he'd go, hey, put on 01:01:40.260 --> 01:01:42.980 that football helmet. What? Yeah, put on that 01:01:42.980 --> 01:01:47.360 football helmet and follow me. Okay. Put on that 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:49.300 football helmet and go, here, go butt heads with 01:01:49.300 --> 01:01:51.579 him. What? Yeah, go butt heads with him. It's 01:01:51.579 --> 01:01:54.320 fun. I'll be damned if it wasn't fun, was it? 01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:00.679 I did too, man. That goat, he was pretty, he 01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:03.519 was full of piss and vinegar, man. He would butt 01:02:03.519 --> 01:02:08.639 you right back. That was your initiation at Lance's 01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:11.019 house. If he liked you, you'd have to butt heads. 01:02:12.099 --> 01:02:18.000 Yes. Yeah. But then once you started, you didn't 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:20.739 want to stop. No, no. It's like, hey, I'll just 01:02:20.739 --> 01:02:23.079 stay out here. You guys go ahead. What do you 01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:25.000 mean you're lighting up another bong? That's 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:32.090 okay. I'll be out here. So. Kevin is a performance 01:02:32.090 --> 01:02:34.869 artist who likes to wrap himself in a piece of 01:02:34.869 --> 01:02:37.369 carpet and lie on the ground where people will 01:02:37.369 --> 01:02:42.809 step on or over him. This is not a fetish for 01:02:42.809 --> 01:02:46.349 me, he said. It's a Zen -type state. I'm feeling 01:02:46.349 --> 01:02:48.610 the people, hearing what they're talking about. 01:02:48.769 --> 01:02:51.909 Some even remember him from the club scene. It's 01:02:51.909 --> 01:02:54.269 amazing he's still around, said one commentator 01:02:54.269 --> 01:02:57.820 on the May 4 TikTok post. Others call him perverted 01:02:57.820 --> 01:03:01.519 and sick, but one deadpan, that's just Kevin 01:03:01.519 --> 01:03:05.460 Carpet. Kevin Carpet has been performing in New 01:03:05.460 --> 01:03:10.300 York for 40 years, wrapping himself in a piece 01:03:10.300 --> 01:03:12.739 of carpet and lying on the ground while people 01:03:12.739 --> 01:03:17.659 step on him, over him, and around him. I have 01:03:17.659 --> 01:03:21.360 nothing else to say about that. Rob, you? Do 01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:25.659 people pay money for this? From what I understand, 01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:29.860 No. He just lies there, and they know he's there, 01:03:30.019 --> 01:03:34.659 and they step over him, on him, and around him. 01:03:35.940 --> 01:03:40.320 Okay. And that's it. He's called, he says, he's 01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:46.320 a performance artist. I don't see the problem 01:03:46.320 --> 01:03:48.860 with it. I don't care either. I don't care either. 01:03:48.980 --> 01:03:51.780 It doesn't bother me at all. He said it's a Zen 01:03:51.780 --> 01:03:54.260 -type state when people step on you and step 01:03:54.260 --> 01:03:57.010 over you. But it's not a fetish. He wants you 01:03:57.010 --> 01:04:02.130 to know it's not a fetish. All right. Just want 01:04:02.130 --> 01:04:04.610 you to know, Rob, okay? It's not a fetish, right? 01:04:04.630 --> 01:04:08.530 Okay. Not a fetish, right? No. I believe you. 01:04:08.809 --> 01:04:12.750 Okay. Just saying. All right. Kevin says it's 01:04:12.750 --> 01:04:19.510 not a fetish, okay? Your turn. Kevin says it's 01:04:19.510 --> 01:04:22.940 not a fetish. It's not a fetish. No. Hey, let's 01:04:22.940 --> 01:04:24.320 take our second break, and then we'll come back 01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:27.159 with something from you, okay? All right. Sounds 01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:32.579 good. Okay. We'll be right back. Now, for a limited 01:04:32.579 --> 01:04:37.880 time only, Rob Rad's new video series, How to 01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:41.539 Booty Clap and Quirk. That's right. Rob shows 01:04:41.539 --> 01:04:45.219 you his signature booty clap and how to quirk 01:04:45.219 --> 01:04:49.630 with ease. Order today. and get a free pair of 01:04:49.630 --> 01:04:52.750 thongs with Rob's initials on them. That's right. 01:04:53.010 --> 01:04:55.409 Rob's initials on a pair of thongs and learn 01:04:55.409 --> 01:05:04.050 how to booty clap with the best. Rob. Oh, my. 01:05:04.369 --> 01:05:07.750 Would you look at the rightly scattering? It 01:05:07.750 --> 01:05:11.469 sure is brilliant tonight. First off, you're 01:05:11.469 --> 01:05:15.030 on private property. Second, you're in my flower 01:05:15.030 --> 01:05:18.300 garden. Third. If you're talking about the sunset, 01:05:18.500 --> 01:05:22.320 yes, it is stunning. And finally, would you get 01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:24.780 the hell off my property, you annoying fucking 01:05:24.780 --> 01:05:30.039 bastard? Oh, shit. Who's that over there walking 01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:33.719 towards us? Oh, no. Isn't that right back at 01:05:33.719 --> 01:05:36.800 you, darling? Man, I went to the doctor yesterday 01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:39.280 and he discovered blood clots all over my legs. 01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:41.820 I'm going to have to have them amputated tomorrow. 01:05:42.340 --> 01:05:49.019 Yeah, yeah. Right back at you. called Clint. 01:05:49.460 --> 01:05:52.860 Wow, no shit. How strange. Yeah, I call it Clint 01:05:52.860 --> 01:05:56.500 Eats Wood. Our constant pursuit for a real knee 01:05:56.500 --> 01:05:59.679 slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. 01:06:00.340 --> 01:06:03.519 Real hilarity. I'll never forget the day we met, 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:07.739 but I'll keep trying. Yes, it's true. Mark is 01:06:07.739 --> 01:06:10.739 an old bastard. It's also true that Mark uses 01:06:10.739 --> 01:06:14.019 a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like to tell 01:06:14.019 --> 01:06:17.840 you, if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen, 01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:21.400 It's obviously fake, and you're to take the pictures 01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:26.000 and tear them up immediately. Strange, but true. 01:06:26.820 --> 01:06:28.900 There are lakes that peel the flesh off your 01:06:28.900 --> 01:06:32.320 bones. Lake Natron in Tanzania is so alkaline 01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:34.900 it can burn through skin. It also mummifies animals 01:06:34.900 --> 01:06:37.619 that fall in, leaving creepy stone -like statues 01:06:37.619 --> 01:06:41.360 behind. Tomorrow morning, while grinding your 01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:44.059 coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember 01:06:44.059 --> 01:06:46.599 to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. 01:06:47.389 --> 01:06:50.409 It really hurts. And who can afford plastic surgery? 01:06:51.269 --> 01:07:03.269 Stay safe, everyone. Microphone, I'm Mark here 01:07:03.269 --> 01:07:05.030 in the Kansas City area. Talk is cheap studio. 01:07:17.260 --> 01:08:13.019 We turn it over to you. Ardmore. I know where 01:08:13.019 --> 01:08:56.189 that's at. Yeah, you know how much those beers 01:08:56.189 --> 01:09:02.329 cost? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Wow, 01:09:02.649 --> 01:09:05.529 that's a waste of money. That's a big waste of 01:09:05.529 --> 01:09:09.289 money, and also it's alcohol abuse. Exactly. 01:09:09.670 --> 01:09:13.109 Yeah. They tell you not to abuse alcohol, and 01:09:13.109 --> 01:09:15.909 what do they do? They throw the beer. How do 01:09:15.909 --> 01:09:19.670 you think that beer feels? What do you think? 01:09:21.869 --> 01:09:25.590 I'd like to be a nice, clean, refreshing cold 01:09:25.590 --> 01:09:28.829 beer, and instead of going down someone's gullet, 01:09:28.829 --> 01:09:30.789 it gets thrown at somebody. How would you feel? 01:09:32.250 --> 01:09:34.770 I'd be pissed myself. I would, too. I would be 01:09:34.770 --> 01:09:37.109 one mad fucking beer. I'd be like, what the hell? 01:09:37.590 --> 01:09:40.010 I'm here, all refreshing, ready to be drank, 01:09:40.189 --> 01:09:43.829 and you throw me at somebody. What did I do in 01:09:43.829 --> 01:09:50.500 life? Where did I go wrong? Yep, Rob, some things 01:09:50.500 --> 01:09:53.659 just don't make sense. I don't know. I feel bad 01:09:53.659 --> 01:09:59.199 for that beer, don't you? Yes, I do. All right. 01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:02.079 Okay, is that it? Is that the story? Yeah, that 01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:07.300 was it. Okay, all right. In an astonishing patch 01:10:07.300 --> 01:10:11.279 of bad luck, or was it? An 83 -year -old driver 01:10:11.279 --> 01:10:15.319 from Pomona, New York, has run his car into the 01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:18.560 same bank with the same car. On the same day 01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:23.260 of the week, twice within six weeks. The Briarcliff 01:10:23.260 --> 01:10:26.380 Daily Voice reported that on May 2nd, an unnamed 01:10:26.380 --> 01:10:29.880 driver ran into the Webster Bank in Nanute and 01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:33.140 sustained minor injuries. The same driver also 01:10:33.140 --> 01:10:35.939 hit the bank on March 21st, crashing through 01:10:35.939 --> 01:10:38.319 a plate glass window in front of the building. 01:10:39.140 --> 01:10:41.880 In the latest incident, the car crashed through 01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:44.640 the plywood covering. The damage from the first 01:10:44.640 --> 01:10:48.270 hit after the March crash. The driver said he 01:10:48.270 --> 01:10:51.670 thought his car had been in park when he stepped 01:10:51.670 --> 01:10:55.729 on the gas. He mistook the brake for the accelerator 01:10:55.729 --> 01:11:01.770 in the second incident. That guy probably should 01:11:01.770 --> 01:11:12.050 not be driving. I think so, too. I don't know 01:11:12.050 --> 01:11:13.829 if there's any more to that that you can really 01:11:13.829 --> 01:11:16.100 add, except... Take that guy's license before 01:11:16.100 --> 01:11:20.039 he kills somebody. End of story. Yeah, please. 01:11:20.520 --> 01:11:24.300 Please. Look, yeah, up there in New York, I know 01:11:24.300 --> 01:11:26.460 you have a lot of other shit going on, but really, 01:11:26.579 --> 01:11:28.760 pick this guy off before he gets behind the wheel 01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:33.180 again. Honestly. So, Rob, you got something? 01:11:34.659 --> 01:11:39.439 Yeah, I do. The people responsible for reviving 01:11:39.439 --> 01:11:42.399 the Karate Kid universe with the Cobra Kai TV 01:11:42.399 --> 01:11:46.619 series have their eyes set on another 1980s pop 01:11:46.619 --> 01:11:51.380 culture hit. According to the Hollywood Reporter, 01:11:51.880 --> 01:11:55.680 John Perowitz, Hayden Schlossenberg, and Josh 01:11:55.680 --> 01:12:16.890 Heald currently are in the... Nice. Yeah, the 01:12:16.890 --> 01:12:19.529 Hollywood Reporter says the trio are in early 01:12:19.529 --> 01:12:24.390 talks about producing and writing a script. Horowitz 01:12:24.390 --> 01:12:28.090 and Schlossberg would direct. Knight Rider would 01:12:28.090 --> 01:12:31.649 star David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight and William 01:12:31.649 --> 01:12:35.890 Daniels as Kit. The Voice of the Trans Am aired 01:12:35.890 --> 01:12:40.890 on NBC from 1982 to 1986. I still can remember 01:12:40.890 --> 01:13:44.840 The Voice, can you? I'm in. Are you? Yes, yes. 01:13:47.239 --> 01:13:52.579 That sounds cool to me. The tech revolution. 01:13:53.399 --> 01:13:58.739 Visitors to Jeondan No. 3 Park in Jeongyu, Seoul, 01:13:58.899 --> 01:14:01.699 South Korea, may rub their eyes when they see 01:14:01.699 --> 01:14:04.640 a life -size uniformed policeman. Oddly Central 01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:09.170 reported on August 15th that because... The officer 01:14:09.170 --> 01:14:12.229 is a 3D hologram that patrols between 7 and 10 01:14:12.229 --> 01:14:14.930 p .m., assuring people that in emergencies, the 01:14:14.930 --> 01:14:18.529 police will respond immediately, and there are 01:14:18.529 --> 01:14:21.590 surveillance cameras everywhere. The specter 01:14:21.590 --> 01:14:24.670 -like officers are intended to increase people's 01:14:24.670 --> 01:14:28.229 perception of safety. A sensor installation in 01:14:28.229 --> 01:14:30.890 October, data show that they have a significant 01:14:30.890 --> 01:14:34.109 impact on crime in the park, decreasing incidents 01:14:34.109 --> 01:14:41.439 by 22%. If it works, it works, right? Yeah. Yeah, 01:14:41.439 --> 01:14:43.739 why not? I mean, you know, it's cheap enough, 01:14:43.800 --> 01:14:46.260 too. I mean, they already have it there. All 01:14:46.260 --> 01:14:47.939 they can do is run it every night at the cost 01:14:47.939 --> 01:14:52.920 of electricity, I guess, right? Yeah, I can see 01:14:52.920 --> 01:14:56.760 that, yeah. Okay. I've got a bunch of small stories, 01:14:56.899 --> 01:15:01.560 so you got something? I'm looking. I'm looking 01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:03.479 over what I have. I've got to come up with something. 01:15:03.979 --> 01:15:09.029 Okay, if not, I have some stuff. I'll come up 01:15:09.029 --> 01:15:40.359 for it. I'll come up for it. heinous incident, 01:15:40.579 --> 01:15:45.739 the governor said in a statement, the offenses 01:15:45.739 --> 01:15:50.520 carry jail terms for at least two years. So there 01:15:50.520 --> 01:15:56.880 you go. No pole dancing in Turkey, Rob. I know, 01:15:57.060 --> 01:16:00.340 I know, I know. None of those shenanigans. I 01:16:00.340 --> 01:16:02.640 thought that was one of their main attractions. 01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:04.659 That's what I thought, too. I mean, I was going 01:16:04.659 --> 01:16:06.460 to go over there just to pole dance, but I guess 01:16:06.460 --> 01:16:10.460 not now. I even had my leggings and my long shirt 01:16:10.460 --> 01:16:14.380 and everything. I was ready to go. Yep, I may 01:16:14.380 --> 01:16:16.399 or not have been wearing panties. I can't tell 01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:18.920 you. I can't tell you until I start dancing. 01:16:19.699 --> 01:16:23.920 And then you'll know. Right, Rob? Yep. Just like 01:16:23.920 --> 01:16:26.380 your loincloth, right? There may be something 01:16:26.380 --> 01:16:28.760 underneath it. There may not. It just depends 01:16:28.760 --> 01:16:32.539 on the day, right? Exactly. That's right. And 01:16:32.539 --> 01:16:36.159 how hot it is, right? Oh, definitely. Yeah, that 01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:39.279 heat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if it's too hot, then 01:16:39.279 --> 01:16:41.100 you don't want any undergarments. You just go 01:16:41.100 --> 01:16:44.800 ahead and drip dry, right? Yep. All right. All 01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:47.359 right, Rob, did you find something? Yeah, I did. 01:16:47.539 --> 01:16:50.920 All right. A woman had the shock of her life 01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:53.739 after her boyfriend who lived with her had been 01:16:53.739 --> 01:16:57.359 arrested while she was out of state. That's what 01:16:57.359 --> 01:17:00.579 Emily experienced after she left her boyfriend 01:17:00.579 --> 01:17:03.260 home alone to visit her family in Tennessee. 01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:40.560 In a video with 5 ,000 views on TikTok, Oh! Okay. 01:17:41.100 --> 01:17:45.119 And then the rest of the story is just comments. 01:17:46.859 --> 01:17:54.479 Yeah. I'd be pissed if I was her. I would be, 01:17:54.500 --> 01:18:02.560 too. That guy doesn't sound too... Yeah. Okay, 01:18:02.720 --> 01:18:07.619 then. Well... And he's pretty much bragging about 01:18:07.619 --> 01:18:11.189 it on TikTok. Good job. Oh, she is. Oh, she is. 01:18:11.210 --> 01:18:13.310 She's telling everybody about it. Oh, she is. 01:18:13.449 --> 01:18:19.810 Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Wow. All right. Well, do 01:18:19.810 --> 01:18:21.789 you want to go ahead and just cut this off now? 01:18:21.869 --> 01:18:26.489 It's 920. Yeah, sounds good. All righty. Okay. 01:18:26.770 --> 01:18:30.510 Hi, Albuquerque. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. 01:18:30.890 --> 01:18:32.970 Everybody, thank you for listening. Have a good 01:18:32.970 --> 01:18:40.989 night, assholes. Looks like the show's over, 01:18:41.109 --> 01:18:44.470 kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford 01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:47.850 a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be 01:18:47.850 --> 01:18:49.590 back invading your ear holes soon.