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Apathy spoke for you. Fuck the 00:02:49.580 --> 00:02:54.000 man. Fuck the system. What the hell happened? 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:58.259 The generation of angst? The generation of non 00:02:58.259 --> 00:03:03.319 -compliance? Is now buying a boat? You're really 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:05.520 fed up if you kill someone dangled a dollar near 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:13.419 you? Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Hey, 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:16.240 look. I think we found land. Oh my god, I think 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:20.389 we're safe. Oh, no! It's the island of horrible 00:03:20.389 --> 00:03:27.189 jokes. Someone took the fifth month out of my 00:03:27.189 --> 00:03:32.789 calendar. I'm dismayed. And now we look in on 00:03:32.789 --> 00:03:35.610 the adventures of the technical explanation guy. 00:03:36.189 --> 00:03:39.009 Why, excuse me, my dear chap. Could you please 00:03:39.009 --> 00:03:42.490 pass the sodium chloride? Do you mean the salt? 00:03:42.689 --> 00:03:47.300 Why, yes. Yes, I do. Can't just say the salt 00:03:47.300 --> 00:03:51.280 you've done, motherfucker. Two Dishbags and Microphone 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:53.919 is the only podcast available anywhere with gusto. 00:03:54.300 --> 00:03:58.159 That's right, I said gusto. Gusto is a magical 00:03:58.159 --> 00:04:00.759 ingredient in Schlitz beer that makes it so damn 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:03.500 delicious. So enjoy a little gusto with your 00:04:03.500 --> 00:04:15.419 podcast today. Two douchebags and a microphone. 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:17.680 I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area at the 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:24.379 Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful 00:04:24.379 --> 00:04:27.560 angle arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Dunk Blind 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:32.180 studio. That was a horrible goat I just did. 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:39.579 Let me try that again. That's a little better. 00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:42.629 I don't know. All right. Yeah, my goat's been 00:04:42.629 --> 00:04:44.550 kind of really bad lately. I don't know what. 00:04:44.649 --> 00:04:48.089 I mean, my voice is raspy or some shit for, I 00:04:48.089 --> 00:04:51.290 don't know. Mine is, too. I think it's actually 00:04:51.290 --> 00:04:54.410 allergens. It's been so dry here lately that... 00:04:54.410 --> 00:04:57.850 That might be what it is. I think ragweed's starting 00:04:57.850 --> 00:04:59.610 to appear now. We're getting close enough to 00:04:59.610 --> 00:05:02.290 fall, and ragweed is what really fucks me up. 00:05:03.670 --> 00:05:06.910 Ragweed carries a baseball bat. Oh, that stuff. 00:05:07.129 --> 00:05:09.829 I mean, it's suffocating. It's so heavy in the 00:05:09.829 --> 00:05:13.379 air sometimes, you know? You know what I mean? 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:17.720 Yeah, I do. Whether you're mowing your lawn or 00:05:17.720 --> 00:05:19.620 the neighbor is or whatever, and it's up in the 00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:21.480 air and you walk out, you can feel your eyes 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:25.279 burning. It's almost like a blanket that goes 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.879 over your nose. Oh, it's bad stuff. And that 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:31.000 stuff right there is ragweed. And to me, that's 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:32.759 the worst stuff around. And I know a lot of other 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:34.740 people like you that say the same thing. They 00:05:34.740 --> 00:05:37.699 go, you know, pollen and all that, yeah, it sucks, 00:05:37.899 --> 00:05:42.930 but ragweed is the worst. So, anyhow. So Rob, 00:05:43.170 --> 00:05:48.910 you know the term Frappuccino, right? Yeah. Okay. 00:05:48.970 --> 00:05:53.629 It's a registered trademark of Starbucks. Starbucks 00:05:53.629 --> 00:05:56.610 owns the exclusive rights to use the name of 00:05:56.610 --> 00:06:00.610 it for their blended coffee beverages. This means 00:06:00.610 --> 00:06:03.170 that no other company can legally use the term 00:06:03.170 --> 00:06:07.110 Frappuccino to describe their drinks. The Frappuccino 00:06:07.110 --> 00:06:09.529 was originally developed by the Coffee Connection, 00:06:09.529 --> 00:06:14.220 a Boston -based company. chain but starbucks 00:06:14.220 --> 00:06:16.240 acquired the rights to the name when they purchased 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:21.839 the coffee connection in 1994. so now i want 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:24.439 you to help me try to figure this out rob i'm 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:26.620 kind of puzzled as why after all these years 00:06:26.620 --> 00:06:29.399 i now see three local food and coffee places 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:33.360 using the name instead of frat pay Now, everyone's 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:36.240 been using Frappe for years. McDonald's, Dunkin' 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:38.079 Donuts, all of them, right? They say Frappe, 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:41.199 you know it's a Frappuccino. It's a blended ice 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:45.500 drink, right? Coffee drink? Yeah. Yeah, everybody 00:06:45.500 --> 00:06:48.860 uses Frappe. So, was there some sort of legal 00:06:48.860 --> 00:06:52.019 deal? I couldn't find it after so many years 00:06:52.019 --> 00:06:54.899 or so. I think most people, you know, they do 00:06:54.899 --> 00:06:59.000 understand that Frappe equals Frappuccino. You 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:00.839 know, if you're looking for a milkshake type 00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:06.139 of a coffee drink, you know, that you know that 00:07:06.139 --> 00:07:09.699 it's a Frappe. So I noticed the local places 00:07:09.699 --> 00:07:12.819 use brand names in their products as well. And 00:07:12.819 --> 00:07:14.899 I don't know how they're getting away with this. 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:17.300 And it's just been lately or it's been three 00:07:17.300 --> 00:07:19.540 places I've been doing it. I've been using Frappuccino. 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:24.160 And then another place is using Heath Bar Frappuccino. 00:07:24.819 --> 00:07:28.740 And then another place. is using, which one was 00:07:28.740 --> 00:07:33.980 it now? Not Heath Bar. Oh, Butterfinger Frappuccino. 00:07:34.779 --> 00:07:38.019 They're using this. I'm a Butterfinger fan. I 00:07:38.019 --> 00:07:40.480 really am. It is really good. It's this restaurant. 00:07:40.620 --> 00:07:42.379 I'm not going to say the name because, you know 00:07:42.379 --> 00:07:44.839 what, if they catch them, that's all right. I'm 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:48.120 not going to rat them out. But it's called a 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:50.600 Butterfinger Frappuccino. And the reason I know 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:53.930 that they're not getting clearance to use. The 00:07:53.930 --> 00:07:58.009 Butterfinger name is because whenever you see 00:07:58.009 --> 00:08:00.250 Coke or Pepsi, right, they always have a little 00:08:00.250 --> 00:08:06.149 emblem. Because they're selling that, Coke and 00:08:06.149 --> 00:08:08.350 Pepsi gave them the right to that registered 00:08:08.350 --> 00:08:11.410 emblem that they have, okay? You know, they like 00:08:11.410 --> 00:08:13.939 that. It's great for selling. Well, this, there's 00:08:13.939 --> 00:08:17.120 no emblem on it, no Butterfinger emblem or no 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.839 Heath Bar emblem or nothing. So I'm relatively 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:22.240 sure they didn't pay for any rights or anything, 00:08:22.379 --> 00:08:25.199 and they're just, like, buying the candy bars 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:27.519 and, you know, smashing them into the drink. 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:33.860 So what I'd like to know is, do you think, like... 00:08:35.980 --> 00:08:38.480 Like, maybe these places are like, it's been 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:40.799 so long since, you know, it's been a registered 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:44.299 trademark for so long that these little places 00:08:44.299 --> 00:08:47.019 are doing it now because they figure that, like, 00:08:47.019 --> 00:08:50.480 by now, Starbucks and Heath and all them don't 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:52.399 really give a shit if one little small place 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:57.379 uses their name. Yes. That's what I think, too, 00:08:57.480 --> 00:08:59.779 because it's been three at once, all of a sudden 00:08:59.779 --> 00:09:01.860 they just pop up, and I look for any type of 00:09:01.860 --> 00:09:06.190 news at all about it, and there's nothing. So, 00:09:06.190 --> 00:09:08.830 nothing came up saying, hey, anybody can use 00:09:08.830 --> 00:09:11.629 the name. You know, these guys don't have a right 00:09:11.629 --> 00:09:15.629 to it or whatever. So, I thought it was interesting. 00:09:16.230 --> 00:09:18.690 So, and if you started seeing this happening, 00:09:18.750 --> 00:09:20.929 let me know. But I think what it is, is I think 00:09:20.929 --> 00:09:23.450 they kind of determined, and I'm not for sure 00:09:23.450 --> 00:09:26.409 this is my own thought, okay. I think they kind 00:09:26.409 --> 00:09:28.850 of determined that nobody gives a shit anymore. 00:09:29.389 --> 00:09:34.039 That's what I think. So. Including those companies. 00:09:34.820 --> 00:09:38.799 Here's this little bitty standalone mom -and 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:41.340 -pop place using it. They're probably like, we 00:09:41.340 --> 00:09:44.460 don't care. They're not really hurting us any. 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:52.120 So, anyhow. I agree with you. I do. I do agree 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:54.039 with you. You think that's probably what happened? 00:09:54.659 --> 00:09:57.200 Yeah. I think so, too. I think they're probably 00:09:57.200 --> 00:10:00.220 like, you know what? We're going to do this little 00:10:00.220 --> 00:10:02.659 place down the road here. I think they're probably 00:10:02.659 --> 00:10:04.320 like, we're going to do this until they fucking 00:10:04.320 --> 00:10:07.200 smack us in the hand and say no more. Right? 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.399 Yep. Yep. Okay. I mean, I think it's great business. 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:13.419 I would. I would, too. I just keep doing it. 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:16.220 And, you know, if they come give you the hand 00:10:16.220 --> 00:10:18.460 of God, per se, then you're like, okay, sorry. 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:21.240 We didn't realize it or whatever. Beg for mercy 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:23.379 or whatever the hell they do. I don't think they 00:10:23.379 --> 00:10:25.340 could shake you down for very much money. They'd 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:27.580 have to prove damages. And I don't know how a 00:10:27.580 --> 00:10:30.220 little small stand -alone place would give damages. 00:10:31.299 --> 00:10:35.639 Okay. You know, the man with the world's largest 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:38.039 wiener, he slips and breaks his arm in the shower 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:40.340 because his giant penis got in the way, Rob. 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:47.120 I've had that problem. You've had that problem? 00:10:47.139 --> 00:10:51.759 No, I'm kidding. It was a very embarrassing accident. 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:59.100 Being well endowed... Oh, my God. What a... That's 00:10:59.100 --> 00:11:01.659 not a horrible thing to... Caught me for the 00:11:01.659 --> 00:11:11.480 night already. Yeah. You imagine going to the 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:18.000 doctor. What happened? I tripped on my penis. 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:22.779 What? Yeah. Oh, I quit. Be serious. No, no. I 00:11:22.779 --> 00:11:28.990 tripped on my penis. It's huge. Well, you've 00:11:28.990 --> 00:11:30.990 heard of people who Mammoth members have injured 00:11:30.990 --> 00:11:34.289 their partners, and I didn't write this. However, 00:11:34.570 --> 00:11:36.929 a UK man with the world's largest Johnson reportedly 00:11:36.929 --> 00:11:39.909 hurt himself after slipping and breaking his 00:11:39.909 --> 00:11:43.470 arm in the shower because his huge wiener got 00:11:43.470 --> 00:11:46.669 in his way. It was a very embarrassing accident, 00:11:46.889 --> 00:11:52.129 Matt Barr told Jam Press, of the phallus -induced 00:11:52.129 --> 00:11:57.340 injury. Oh, my God. A unusually big penis might 00:11:57.340 --> 00:11:59.779 sound like a blessing, but there are a myriad 00:11:59.779 --> 00:12:02.279 of downsides, including struggling to get dressed, 00:12:02.399 --> 00:12:05.820 feeling faint while erect, and bizarre propositions, 00:12:05.820 --> 00:12:09.559 which he details in his book, A Long Story, Life 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:11.919 with One of the World's Largest Penises. He's 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:19.840 got a book out. I got one, too. Okay. But listen 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.360 to that. A Long Story, Life with One of the World's 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:27.480 Largest Penises. I mean. Yeah. You know what? 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:31.500 I've got to buy one of those. It's got to come 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:33.899 in here in the Talk is Cheap studio. I've just 00:12:33.899 --> 00:12:35.539 got to have it sitting there. Whenever I take 00:12:35.539 --> 00:12:39.399 a picture to pimp that we're doing a show, have 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:42.440 it right there. Christmas gifts. Christmas gifts. 00:12:42.799 --> 00:12:47.639 Yes, that's it. That's it. It's just like, have 00:12:47.639 --> 00:12:50.539 you ever noticed... Whenever I take a picture 00:12:50.539 --> 00:12:52.820 of the Talk is Cheap studio and say, hey, you 00:12:52.820 --> 00:12:56.039 know, come on, we're doing a show. Come on and 00:12:56.039 --> 00:13:01.679 get it tonight. Yeah, yeah. If my board is on, 00:13:02.100 --> 00:13:04.620 if my computer board is on, if the monitor is 00:13:04.620 --> 00:13:06.759 on, I always have somewhere written in there, 00:13:06.860 --> 00:13:11.799 if you can read this, go fuck yourself. So that's 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:14.240 anybody that, like, blew it up to see what I 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:17.820 was, you know, reading or whatever. And I want 00:13:17.820 --> 00:13:21.259 to know. Write me if this is happening. If you 00:13:21.259 --> 00:13:25.340 blew it up, it is like twodouches at mail .com. 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:29.179 No, I didn't even know. Yeah, I've done it like, 00:13:29.179 --> 00:13:31.639 I don't know, four or five times now. And when 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:33.480 I blow it up, you can see it as plain as day 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:39.039 once you blow it up. Anyhow, twodouches at mail 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:42.059 .com. Let me know if I got you because I'm pretty 00:13:42.059 --> 00:13:44.019 proud of it. It would be nice to know if you 00:13:44.019 --> 00:13:48.309 did that. Oh, you fucker. Okay, so anyhow, one 00:13:48.309 --> 00:13:51.490 of the issues with being so large, especially 00:13:51.490 --> 00:13:54.850 in hot water showers, is that not exactly easy 00:13:54.850 --> 00:13:57.250 to see my feet, the London resident recalled. 00:13:57.509 --> 00:13:59.990 As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn't 00:13:59.990 --> 00:14:02.750 see the excess shower gel in the tub because 00:14:02.750 --> 00:14:08.690 my penis was the only thing in my eyeline. Must 00:14:08.690 --> 00:14:12.970 be nice. Yeah, must be nice. Hey, hang on. What's 00:14:12.970 --> 00:14:14.870 that on the floor? I better move my penis out 00:14:14.870 --> 00:14:18.080 of the way. Oh, okay, that's nothing. Just a 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:22.039 little piece of hair. Okay, I'm all right. Get 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:27.840 a bungee cord wrapping around your neck. Tape 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:31.899 it to your leg. I don't know. He explained, I 00:14:31.899 --> 00:14:33.820 slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the 00:14:33.820 --> 00:14:36.360 tub completely head first and crack my shoulder 00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:39.559 on the hard floor. He received two fractures 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:41.919 that left him in excruciating pain and forced 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:50.149 him to wear a sling, but not on his penis. So 00:14:50.149 --> 00:14:55.450 that needed to be out there, didn't it? Yeah, 00:14:55.470 --> 00:14:59.909 definitely. Yeah, yeah. So the other day I was 00:14:59.909 --> 00:15:05.330 pondering some turd questions, right? Okay, now 00:15:05.330 --> 00:15:10.129 hear me out here, okay? I am, I am. Why is that 00:15:10.129 --> 00:15:11.809 when you're taking a dump, it always appears 00:15:11.809 --> 00:15:14.649 to be the turd that you work the hardest on? 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:17.600 It turns out to be like little shit pellets. 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:19.940 The ones that you're laboring on that you're 00:15:19.940 --> 00:15:21.940 sure are just like, you know, four feet long, 00:15:22.139 --> 00:15:24.299 right? You're sitting there just struggling. 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:26.500 You're like, oh my gosh, this thing's got to 00:15:26.500 --> 00:15:30.419 be terrible. My, my, man, it's, oh gosh. Then 00:15:30.419 --> 00:15:33.480 you look in there and it just looks like a couple 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:38.360 little fucking rabbit pellets, right? Yeah. Okay. 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:42.700 So, and then the ones that just seem to take 00:15:42.700 --> 00:15:45.080 a split second. turned out to be a monster log 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:47.440 that's almost coming out of the stool. You know 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:51.179 what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're 00:15:51.179 --> 00:15:53.919 talking about. Yeah, yeah. So I think everybody 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:57.039 has this turd awareness, right, and they try 00:15:57.039 --> 00:16:01.580 to use it, but it actually doesn't work. Because 00:16:01.580 --> 00:16:03.240 I was thinking this the other day, you know, 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:05.919 it was like, you know, how come I'm laboring 00:16:05.919 --> 00:16:09.080 on this turd that I think I'm dropping, and it 00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:11.480 looks like rabbit turds. And then, you know, 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:13.159 one time I run in there real quick. I'm like, 00:16:13.259 --> 00:16:15.740 okay, man, that was disappointing. And then you 00:16:15.740 --> 00:16:17.860 look down and it's a fucking cornback rattler 00:16:17.860 --> 00:16:24.039 looking right at you. So, you know, and then 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:26.779 also there's a different degree to it, too. All 00:16:26.779 --> 00:16:31.059 right. If you hear a real soft, gooey turd and 00:16:31.059 --> 00:16:33.720 it hits a dry area of the stool, you know damn 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:36.779 well you're going to have a mess, right? And 00:16:36.779 --> 00:16:38.379 you're probably going to have to do some cleanup 00:16:38.379 --> 00:16:43.360 sometime. So whenever you're taking a dump and 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:46.559 you hear that, the rest of your dump isn't enjoyable 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:48.940 anymore because you know. You know that there's 00:16:48.940 --> 00:16:52.360 like this soft gooey turd on some dryness that 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:54.720 doesn't have any water in it and it's just sitting 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:57.639 there and it's probably going to stay there until 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:00.080 you do something like hit it with a plunger or 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:06.460 something, right? Yeah. Look, I'm just saying 00:17:06.460 --> 00:17:09.339 this, okay? I was just noticing this the other 00:17:09.339 --> 00:17:11.730 day and I wanted to run it by you. So I guess 00:17:11.730 --> 00:17:15.170 everybody is kind of in the same boat with us. 00:17:16.829 --> 00:17:23.269 Well, first of all, I want to apologize to all 00:17:23.269 --> 00:17:25.450 of our listeners because it sounds like you're 00:17:25.450 --> 00:17:29.769 in a mood tonight. Yes, I am. Yeah, I could tell. 00:17:32.109 --> 00:17:34.789 This is going to be a fun night. Yeah, I didn't 00:17:34.789 --> 00:17:36.730 get a lot of sleep last night because this new 00:17:36.730 --> 00:17:40.430 medication from arthritis. I think... I think 00:17:40.430 --> 00:17:43.349 kept me up all night. I had severe insomnia last 00:17:43.349 --> 00:17:45.670 night. The kind that makes you snap and mad, 00:17:45.849 --> 00:17:49.349 right? Where it's like, I'm fucking tired as 00:17:49.349 --> 00:17:52.089 hell. How come this isn't working? I need to 00:17:52.089 --> 00:17:55.029 sleep. Yeah, but you're talking about turds. 00:17:55.029 --> 00:17:58.769 Come on. Well, we are douchebags. Why not? We're 00:17:58.769 --> 00:18:01.410 douchebags. Why can't I talk about turds? Yeah, 00:18:01.410 --> 00:18:04.710 exactly. We have freedom of speech. Yeah, yeah. 00:18:04.769 --> 00:18:06.349 And if not, I'm going to be talking about some 00:18:06.349 --> 00:18:08.410 other bullshit. So it might as well be turds. 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:11.200 But what I'm presenting to people, what I'm presenting 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.900 to you, Rob, and everybody else, is the truth. 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:19.880 Is it not the truth? It is. It is. Okay. I think 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:23.079 everybody in the world would agree. Am I the 00:18:23.079 --> 00:18:25.140 only one that sits there and ponders this, though? 00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:29.880 Am I like going, why is this? Oh, I'm sure everybody 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:38.200 has at one point in their life. Have you? Okay, 00:18:38.299 --> 00:18:41.579 I don't feel so bad then. All right. I'm just 00:18:41.579 --> 00:18:46.359 giving you shit. No, I'm just messing around 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:51.740 here. See, now I'm giving shit. Hell yeah, why 00:18:51.740 --> 00:18:55.579 not? That's what we do here. So, like everything, 00:18:55.779 --> 00:18:57.539 now I've got to get into a little bit more serious 00:18:57.539 --> 00:19:00.900 subject. Are you ready, Rob? Okay, yes. All right. 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:08.579 Screwworms are amid the U .S. human cases of 00:19:08.579 --> 00:19:10.660 it, that is. There's been animal cases for years. 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:14.500 It's a flesh -eating parasite. This isn't the 00:19:14.500 --> 00:19:16.920 brain -eating amoeba, because that lady that 00:19:16.920 --> 00:19:19.700 was at Lake of the Ozarks, what, a few weeks 00:19:19.700 --> 00:19:23.720 ago? Right, yeah, yeah. This isn't that. That 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:27.299 was one of them subjects I'm not going to touch. 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:30.900 I knew you're not, and I just did that for a 00:19:30.900 --> 00:19:35.200 reference here. Because, look, I mean... A lot 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:39.180 of lakes have that black algae in it. They do. 00:19:40.460 --> 00:19:43.400 It's just unfortunate if you're one of the ones 00:19:43.400 --> 00:19:46.200 that it gets in there to your head somehow and 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:49.480 eats your brain. It doesn't happen that often, 00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:52.240 but most lakes this time of year when they get 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:58.140 stagnant, they get that black algae, right? Yeah. 00:19:59.870 --> 00:20:03.289 So it's not like the lake is dirty or nothing 00:20:03.289 --> 00:20:07.130 like that. It's just natural for that black algae 00:20:07.130 --> 00:20:09.569 to form because it's not raining very much. The 00:20:09.569 --> 00:20:13.049 water isn't moving like it should. Yeah, that's 00:20:13.049 --> 00:20:15.970 the main thing. The water isn't moving. That's 00:20:15.970 --> 00:20:18.650 the main thing about it. I learned this in pool 00:20:18.650 --> 00:20:20.990 class. Yeah, yeah, the water isn't moving. It's 00:20:20.990 --> 00:20:26.470 the water not moving is what causes algae. Yeah, 00:20:26.470 --> 00:20:30.420 yep. So, yeah, you're right. So when the water's 00:20:30.420 --> 00:20:32.140 not moving during the summer, you're not getting 00:20:32.140 --> 00:20:35.160 rain or anything, and it's just not moving, that's 00:20:35.160 --> 00:20:37.619 when the black algae forms. And then if you're 00:20:37.619 --> 00:20:41.220 just very unlucky or whatever, or it's your turn 00:20:41.220 --> 00:20:43.799 or whatever you want to call it, that happens. 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:47.660 So anyhow, back to this. This is a flesh -eating 00:20:47.660 --> 00:20:50.619 parasite. A person in Maryland was recently infected 00:20:50.619 --> 00:20:53.740 by the flesh -eating New World screwworm after 00:20:53.740 --> 00:20:56.710 traveling to El Salvador. U .S. officials confirmed 00:20:56.710 --> 00:21:01.109 this week. The blowflies primarily affect livestock. 00:21:01.589 --> 00:21:05.109 Human cases are rare in a screwworm infestation, 00:21:05.250 --> 00:21:09.190 also known as acylic flies. Female acylic flies 00:21:09.190 --> 00:21:11.490 lay eggs in a fresh wound that quickly hatch 00:21:11.490 --> 00:21:15.650 into larvae. The maggots burrow into and feed 00:21:15.650 --> 00:21:18.609 on living tissue, potentially resulting in extensive 00:21:18.609 --> 00:21:21.710 tissue damage, bacterial infections, and even 00:21:21.710 --> 00:21:26.180 death, if unaddressed. So I guess... This screwworm 00:21:26.180 --> 00:21:31.160 was unaddressed to this person in Maryland. A 00:21:31.160 --> 00:21:33.079 U .S. Department of Health and Human Services 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:35.740 spokesman said this week that the risk to public 00:21:35.740 --> 00:21:38.160 health in the United States for the latest case 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:42.619 is very low. Here's what you need to know about 00:21:42.619 --> 00:21:46.059 this parasitic disease. As an outbreak rages 00:21:46.059 --> 00:21:48.700 on in Central America and Mexico, historical 00:21:48.700 --> 00:21:52.059 records show that the new world screwworm, scientific 00:21:52.059 --> 00:21:59.599 name, Cochlamyia. And then it's got a second 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:03.799 name, Omnivore X. So, anyhow, put those both 00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:05.339 together. I'm not going to say them again, okay? 00:22:06.019 --> 00:22:09.000 Babelsnatch, okay? Posed a problem with livestock 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:12.700 in the U .S. as early as 1825. The pest became 00:22:12.700 --> 00:22:16.180 a major issue in 1933 when it migrated from the 00:22:16.180 --> 00:22:19.240 southwest to the southeast via a shipment of 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:22.000 infested animals, causing widespread livestock 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:26.069 death. In the 1960s, the U .S. employed the sterile 00:22:26.069 --> 00:22:28.569 insect technique where millions of lab -raised 00:22:28.569 --> 00:22:31.170 sterile male flies are released to mate with 00:22:31.170 --> 00:22:33.950 a wild female so they can't lay viable eggs. 00:22:34.789 --> 00:22:38.250 The New World Screwworm was largely eradicated 00:22:38.250 --> 00:22:40.529 in the U .S. thanks to these efforts until a 00:22:40.529 --> 00:22:43.150 small 2016 outbreak occurred among endangered 00:22:43.150 --> 00:22:46.769 deer in Florida Keys. Do you remember that? About 00:22:46.769 --> 00:22:51.049 2016, somewhere in there? I remember that story. 00:22:51.869 --> 00:22:54.650 Yeah, me too, vaguely, but I remember that. And 00:22:54.650 --> 00:22:58.589 so over 188 million sterile flies eliminated 00:22:58.589 --> 00:23:01.809 that infestation in 2017, so they did it again. 00:23:02.390 --> 00:23:06.029 The latest outbreak began in Panama in 2023 before 00:23:06.029 --> 00:23:08.210 spreading throughout Central America and reaching 00:23:08.210 --> 00:23:11.650 Mexico now, which is our next -door neighbor. 00:23:12.769 --> 00:23:16.490 So it sounds to me by that article as they have 00:23:16.490 --> 00:23:20.400 a solution. And that's these flies, these male 00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:25.319 flies that they release to give them, to alter 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:28.339 their eggs to where they don't do that to humans. 00:23:28.819 --> 00:23:30.940 So I think they're going to have to do that here 00:23:30.940 --> 00:23:33.640 again here before too much longer, it sounds 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:36.960 like. It sounds like something that like, kind 00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:41.109 of like, oh, measles, right? They knock it down, 00:23:41.329 --> 00:23:43.089 it's gone for a little while, and then it keeps 00:23:43.089 --> 00:23:45.289 rearing its ugly head. I think that that's what 00:23:45.289 --> 00:23:48.849 this is, this parasitic new world screw worm 00:23:48.849 --> 00:23:52.049 is, is it's like a little pain in the ass, and 00:23:52.049 --> 00:23:55.009 it'll get someone every now and then. But when 00:23:55.009 --> 00:23:57.369 it rears its ugly head, they stomp it down again, 00:23:57.529 --> 00:23:59.609 and then they forget about it, and ten years 00:23:59.609 --> 00:24:02.109 later it comes back, gets somebody, picks somebody 00:24:02.109 --> 00:24:04.849 off, and they have to do that again. So, but 00:24:04.849 --> 00:24:08.140 anyhow, it sounds fucking horrible. They actually 00:24:08.140 --> 00:24:10.500 just burrow in your skin and start chewing away. 00:24:11.180 --> 00:24:15.480 And they infest you. Kind of like you see a fly 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:20.039 infest an old gourd or something, you know. Yeah. 00:24:20.259 --> 00:24:22.339 Yeah, kind of like that. They just start eating 00:24:22.339 --> 00:24:26.819 your insides out. So, anyhow. Well, I personally 00:24:26.819 --> 00:24:29.019 am not going to worry about it. No. You said 00:24:29.019 --> 00:24:35.329 they're in Mexico? Yeah, they're in Mexico. Okay, 00:24:35.450 --> 00:24:39.410 well, they've got to get past Trump's border 00:24:39.410 --> 00:24:42.789 wall. Oh, they're not going to. No, no, no. He's 00:24:42.789 --> 00:24:45.829 always going to answer for that. I had to go 00:24:45.829 --> 00:24:48.930 there. I just had to go there. They have Uzis 00:24:48.930 --> 00:24:54.470 on those worms right now. Yes. All right, come 00:24:54.470 --> 00:24:56.250 on over, you little bastards. I had to go there. 00:24:56.450 --> 00:25:00.690 I had to go there. And, everybody, this is jokes. 00:25:01.069 --> 00:25:05.119 This is jokes. Okay? We are not making any type 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:08.279 of a political statement at all. Yes, because 00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:12.240 honestly, I support the border wall. That's fine. 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:16.960 Yeah, let's get out of politics. Yeah, yeah. 00:25:18.460 --> 00:25:21.900 Before we get in trouble. We'll get in trouble. 00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:24.099 To me, the problem with politics is this right 00:25:24.099 --> 00:25:27.859 here. You can say one thing, but people don't 00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:31.950 believe it. You know what I say? Yeah. if we 00:25:31.950 --> 00:25:35.869 start saying our opinion and people don't agree 00:25:35.869 --> 00:25:38.589 with us, they're going to stop listening to us. 00:25:38.650 --> 00:25:41.390 That's why we don't talk politics. People assume 00:25:41.390 --> 00:25:45.970 you're all or nothing. I've never thought that 00:25:45.970 --> 00:25:50.029 one person, one politician, had everything that 00:25:50.029 --> 00:25:52.930 I love pegged. I've never thought that. There's 00:25:52.930 --> 00:25:55.569 always been pluses and minuses to every one of 00:25:55.569 --> 00:25:57.730 them. Some of them have a lot more minuses than 00:25:57.730 --> 00:25:59.950 pluses, and some of them have a few more pluses 00:25:59.950 --> 00:26:02.940 than minuses. The thing is, there's not that 00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:05.980 perfect candidate out there for me. But whenever 00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:08.220 you say something like give someone a compliment, 00:26:08.940 --> 00:26:12.779 you know, all of a sudden you become that person. 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:17.900 Let me add, let me add. Okay. And it doesn't 00:26:17.900 --> 00:26:22.619 matter what political party they are. No, it's 00:26:22.619 --> 00:26:27.410 both. It's individually. Yeah, yes. I've seen 00:26:27.410 --> 00:26:29.730 pieces of shit on both sides. We've talked about 00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:32.250 this. Yeah, we've talked about this. Yeah, you 00:26:32.250 --> 00:26:35.970 might agree with the party's principles a little 00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:38.750 bit more, but at the end of the day, there are 00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:41.569 always the fakes out there. The ones that say 00:26:41.569 --> 00:26:47.049 that they believe what you like and all that 00:26:47.049 --> 00:26:49.230 stuff, then they get in office and they do the 00:26:49.230 --> 00:26:53.019 opposite. And there's a lot of them. Anyhow, 00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:55.640 this is not a political show, so I have more 00:26:55.640 --> 00:26:57.940 stuff. But, Rob, let's go to you. We're 23 minutes 00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:00.339 in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I can add a little 00:27:00.339 --> 00:27:02.400 more to that, but we're going to stop right there. 00:27:03.019 --> 00:27:08.599 Okay, that's fine. Okay. Okay, well, I'm going 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:13.099 to go into our Lake Area news. All right. Yeah, 00:27:13.099 --> 00:27:15.740 everybody's been wanting it, so you guys be happy 00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:19.920 he's doing it. Yeah, and the ones that know this, 00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:26.720 know this. Is this a major deal around here? 00:27:27.299 --> 00:28:40.859 Okay. We call it the shootout. Yeah. you know 00:28:40.859 --> 00:28:43.759 it's a big deal down here it really is they do 00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:47.440 a whole week deal different it's a big deal for 00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:51.819 people people go to the lake to see this yes 00:28:51.819 --> 00:28:56.339 yes there is some major boats in this major offshore 00:28:56.339 --> 00:29:00.200 racers the old cigar boat racing that was so 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:04.940 popular yeah it's just they still have offshore 00:29:04.940 --> 00:29:27.710 racing and Okay. Okay. The first ever shootout, 00:29:27.730 --> 00:29:30.470 Top Gun, was Randy Chisholm. That's what they 00:29:30.470 --> 00:29:37.309 call the boat with the fastest speed. Okay. It 00:29:37.309 --> 00:29:42.490 is Top Gun. Top Gun, okay. Okay. Okay. Shootout, 00:29:42.589 --> 00:29:46.829 Top Gun. Randy Chisholm, not Jism. Right, Chisholm. 00:29:47.109 --> 00:29:51.369 Yeah, Chisholm. Chisholm, not Jism. Right. Jism 00:29:51.369 --> 00:30:41.920 means something else. In 1989. list and narrow 00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:47.579 it down to the ones that made new records. Speed 00:30:47.579 --> 00:30:51.180 records. Okay, cool. Okay? Sounds fair. Okay, 00:30:53.380 --> 00:30:59.539 89, Randy Chisholm with 101. The very next year, 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:05.940 1990, Don Campbell hit a 112 new record. Okay. 00:31:19.950 --> 00:33:25.680 16 .1 Yes. Missed long... I've got to see some 00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:36.859 of this. Okay. In 2014, Spirit of Guitar, as 00:33:36.859 --> 00:33:45.039 in the country, Sheik Hassan Ben -Jaber Al -Fanati. 00:33:45.079 --> 00:34:21.820 Babble Snatch? Anyway, I'm going to go on to 00:34:21.820 --> 00:35:01.679 this year's winner. Okay. Okay. Well, I'll just 00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:03.739 say this, okay? Let's just say it like this, 00:35:03.820 --> 00:35:06.139 Rob. If you have any questions about what everybody 00:35:06.139 --> 00:35:12.539 ran, just look them up. Wow. Oh, my God. Oh, 00:35:12.539 --> 00:35:17.519 my God, dude. What? Other notable results of 00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:25.139 day one. Uh -huh. Kelly O 'Hara reached 147 in 00:35:25.139 --> 00:35:45.579 his 40. That's the big boy offshore racers that 00:35:45.579 --> 00:35:51.440 are actually, there's races that, you know, sanctioned 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:54.739 races they race in. This is the world's biggest. 00:35:56.179 --> 00:35:59.400 And it's a big deal down there. And it's always 00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:02.800 the weekend before Labor Day. And let me tell 00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:07.780 you, cops are out. Yeah, so if you're going to 00:36:07.780 --> 00:36:09.480 have a couple of pops, stay where you're at. 00:36:16.809 --> 00:36:23.309 Yep, they're gone. Which we call NTF. The end 00:36:23.309 --> 00:36:28.909 of the season? Yeah, we used to call it NTF until 00:36:28.909 --> 00:36:58.780 it cracked down on us. I love it. NFTs. No more 00:36:58.780 --> 00:37:05.659 NFTs, guys. No more NFTs. Although it was a wild 00:37:05.659 --> 00:37:09.480 time, dude. Oh, I bet. I bet. Well, I mean, they 00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:12.039 do that in other places, too. I mean, I like 00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:16.039 New Orleans. New Orleans does that. There are 00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:18.239 certain times where New Orleans isn't that busy. 00:37:19.500 --> 00:37:23.380 I know that they don't go in the French Quarter. 00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:25.860 They go just outside the French Quarter where 00:37:25.860 --> 00:37:28.000 they have more reasonable drink prices called 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:30.900 Jefferson Street. And that's where they have 00:37:30.900 --> 00:37:33.739 the NFTs at when things slow down during the 00:37:33.739 --> 00:37:38.099 winter. So, no fucking tourists. But, you know, 00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:40.079 I mean, there's always tourists in New Orleans. 00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:43.690 There's just not as many. All right. Thank you, 00:37:43.690 --> 00:37:45.889 Rob. Let's take our first break. And I got, I 00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:47.710 don't know, about three or four emails. That's 00:37:47.710 --> 00:37:50.210 all I have. I mean, it's only been a day since 00:37:50.210 --> 00:37:53.889 our last one. So I didn't have time to get an 00:37:53.889 --> 00:37:58.329 email. It's 2douches at mail .com. So help us 00:37:58.329 --> 00:38:01.570 beef up our email next time. We'll be right back. 00:38:03.909 --> 00:38:11.070 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Should I record? 00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:14.519 frog sounds in the summer than play them when 00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.079 it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the 00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:27.039 Amazon guy? Yeah, that sounds like fun. Tool 00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:29.599 Dish bags a microphone in an effort to keep everything 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:37.300 fresh. We offer you first world problems. Oh, 00:38:37.300 --> 00:38:41.739 shit. Look at that drive -thru wine. Surely you 00:38:41.739 --> 00:38:46.139 don't expect me to actually have to go in? This 00:38:46.139 --> 00:38:54.099 sucks. At age 30, you spent a month celebrating 00:38:54.099 --> 00:38:58.139 birthdays. The term midget originated in the 00:38:58.139 --> 00:39:01.159 19th century derived from midge, a small insect, 00:39:01.420 --> 00:39:06.820 plus suffix et. There you have midge -it. Initially, 00:39:06.820 --> 00:39:08.900 it referred to a small proportionate person. 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.679 sometimes used in entertainment world. However, 00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:14.420 an association with freak shows and public displays 00:39:14.420 --> 00:39:16.920 of people with dwarfism led to term becoming 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:20.260 widely considered derogatory and offensive. Today, 00:39:20.380 --> 00:39:23.099 organizations like Little People of America advocate 00:39:23.099 --> 00:39:25.900 the words removal from common usage with little 00:39:25.900 --> 00:39:28.760 person or person with dwarfism being preferred. 00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:37.039 Like we give a shit. Hey there, slap nuts. It's 00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:42.460 time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little 00:39:42.460 --> 00:39:45.119 pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your 00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:49.900 music news. In a recent interview with WZLX's 00:39:49.900 --> 00:39:52.340 Kenny Young, Joe Perry once again spoke about 00:39:52.340 --> 00:39:54.559 the possibility of Aerosmith playing one final 00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:57.820 concert. A year after the legendary rockers announced 00:39:57.820 --> 00:39:59.860 that they were officially retiring from touring 00:39:59.860 --> 00:40:03.960 due to singer Steven Tyler's vocal injury. Aerosmith 00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:07.000 made the announcement August 2, 2024, nearly 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:10.199 one year after the 77 -year -old singer fractured 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:14.360 his larynx during a September 2023 show. Perry 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:16.320 said about the likelihood of another Aerosmith 00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:19.300 show, We're actually talking quite a bit. I know 00:40:19.300 --> 00:40:21.239 our touring days are over, but I don't know. 00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:24.519 We're all flesh and blood. I don't know, but 00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:26.800 I would say at some point we will all be together 00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:29.599 on the same stage. If I was a betting man, which 00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:32.239 I am. I would say at some point something's going 00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:36.719 to happen, but we'll see. Stay tuned. This is 00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.940 Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news. And 00:40:39.940 --> 00:40:46.000 remember, bar chords are bullshit. Hey there, 00:40:46.059 --> 00:40:48.739 fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new 00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:52.000 feature news nobody gives a shit about. A Japanese 00:40:52.000 --> 00:41:00.639 man has grown a 63 -leaf clover. Hey everybody, 00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:03.739 this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some 00:41:03.739 --> 00:41:08.880 kicks for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:14.179 dick pics. Rule number one, title a pic in someone 00:41:14.179 --> 00:41:18.000 else's name, so if you get busted, it's not yours. 00:41:19.099 --> 00:41:23.679 Rule number two, shoot angles complementary to 00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:46.440 your length and girth. Rob consumed small doses 00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:51.559 of radiation for 30 years. Rob is immune to radiation. 00:41:52.099 --> 00:41:56.519 Watch him glow. Watch Rob Red jump up 25 feet 00:41:56.519 --> 00:42:00.000 and grab birds out of thin air with his mouth. 00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:05.340 Rob can now be lent for children's parties and 00:42:05.340 --> 00:42:09.179 bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent 00:42:09.179 --> 00:42:12.579 your Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent 00:42:12.579 --> 00:42:18.079 Rob for a day. A day. A day. Watch Rob consume 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.880 seven bottles of night cream and still break 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:25.519 dance and moonwalk. Watch Rob Red. Fart down 00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:30.260 a building. Fart down a building. Rob Red assumes 00:42:30.260 --> 00:42:33.000 no responsibility whatsoever. He is not a babysitter 00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:34.440 and he doesn't give one hell of a shit about 00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:36.400 your children. Please remember to corral every 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:38.739 little bastard you have. Before Rob gets there, 00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:41.280 and Walt will not put up with any backtalk, he 00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:43.420 will promptly get them in the place. Rob Brayhead 00:42:43.420 --> 00:42:45.599 assumes no responsibility for anything that could 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:47.739 be stolen from his visit. Rob Brayhead has no 00:42:47.739 --> 00:42:49.960 responsibility whatsoever in any help him of 00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:53.659 any situation. Read a Rob today. Four out of 00:42:53.659 --> 00:42:56.659 five people surveyed said that two douchebags 00:42:56.659 --> 00:42:59.139 in a microphone podcast are more entertaining 00:42:59.139 --> 00:43:02.619 than a gum infection. The fifth one called the 00:43:02.619 --> 00:43:18.929 cops, and we had to leave. Two douchebags, a 00:43:18.929 --> 00:43:20.530 microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City 00:43:20.530 --> 00:43:27.429 chapter at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am 00:43:27.429 --> 00:43:30.389 Rob at the beautiful Magwell Harbor, Lake of 00:43:30.389 --> 00:43:34.510 the Ozarks, at the Duck Blind studio. Real quick, 00:43:34.769 --> 00:43:40.210 I got this word from a good friend of mine that 00:43:40.210 --> 00:43:42.349 I met down in New Orleans and kept track of him 00:43:42.349 --> 00:43:45.969 for a while. And if someone can confirm this. 00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:48.239 They don't live in New Orleans anymore, but they 00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:50.000 said that they found out through a good friend 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:53.559 that Leon's on Jefferson Street shut down. And 00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:57.000 Leon's is some crazy good chicken, and it's really 00:43:57.000 --> 00:44:00.019 reasonably priced because it's not in the French 00:44:00.019 --> 00:44:03.679 Quarter. And also, Willie Mae's Scotch House 00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:06.179 is another one, but I believe they closed down 00:44:06.179 --> 00:44:12.260 in the 10th Ward. But Leon's on Jefferson Street. 00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:14.900 Supposedly, it shut down. So, if anyone knows 00:44:14.900 --> 00:44:16.840 anything about that, let me know. I couldn't 00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:21.480 get anything definite on Google. So, yeah, if 00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:23.599 you know anything about it, let me know. All 00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:25.980 right, got some emails. Only like four of them, 00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:29.679 it looks like. So, here we go. Mark, comparing 00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:32.179 Ozzy's popularity to the Beatles is ridiculous, 00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:37.199 so stop it. Kenneth in Oklahoma City. No, I stand 00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:43.159 by it. What about you, Rob? I'm going to stand 00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:48.900 by it too. Yeah, yeah, Ozzy. Because they both 00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:52.900 started new music. Yeah, and there's more people 00:44:52.900 --> 00:44:55.199 listening to music like that nowadays anyhow. 00:44:55.760 --> 00:45:00.360 So if you compare it, you know, if you, oh, what 00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:04.139 would you call it? If you take it to the size 00:45:04.139 --> 00:45:05.960 it was back then, the Beatles may have had more 00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.039 popularity, but right now, I'm telling you right 00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:11.340 now, Ozzy had much more popularity than the Beatles. 00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:13.900 But the audience has grown and the world has 00:45:13.900 --> 00:45:19.039 grown. So I stand by it 100 % too, Rob. So, Kenneth, 00:45:19.380 --> 00:45:26.400 I don't care. I stand by it. So, all right. Okay, 00:45:26.460 --> 00:45:29.260 next. Will Topher ever be on the regular show 00:45:29.260 --> 00:45:32.579 again? Frankie in Brownsville. Anytime he wants 00:45:32.579 --> 00:45:35.900 to come on, right? He's got an open invite. I 00:45:35.900 --> 00:45:39.829 think he's here. He's happy doing the music creeps 00:45:39.829 --> 00:45:44.150 and the sports bastards, and he takes a lot of 00:45:44.150 --> 00:45:46.869 time searching out articles because he comes 00:45:46.869 --> 00:45:49.190 up with some really good articles, and he really 00:45:49.190 --> 00:45:52.349 takes what he does seriously. All he really needs 00:45:52.349 --> 00:45:54.530 is two shows a week because he does a lot of 00:45:54.530 --> 00:45:56.690 delving into some nooks and crannies that a lot 00:45:56.690 --> 00:45:59.590 of people doesn't. He's very thorough, and that's 00:45:59.590 --> 00:46:01.909 all he really wishes to do, and he does it very 00:46:01.909 --> 00:46:05.690 well. But if he ever wants to join us, We'd be 00:46:05.690 --> 00:46:07.889 the first ones calling up. I'd love to have him. 00:46:07.969 --> 00:46:11.130 I'd love to have him. Yeah. It's been a very 00:46:11.130 --> 00:46:14.070 long time. Well, since the call ends, three years 00:46:14.070 --> 00:46:17.670 since I've talked to him. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, 00:46:17.769 --> 00:46:22.170 he's always got an open invite. And so if he 00:46:22.170 --> 00:46:24.630 wants to, he knows where I'm at. He meets me 00:46:24.630 --> 00:46:26.789 every week to do the other two podcasts. So there 00:46:26.789 --> 00:46:31.610 you go. All right. But he is a busy man also. 00:46:32.219 --> 00:46:34.800 Yeah, yeah, he's like us. He has a life. He has 00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:40.119 stuff going on. And also, like I said, two podcasts 00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:42.119 is all he needs. He's got a lot of different 00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:44.039 interests. He does a lot of different things. 00:46:44.539 --> 00:46:47.599 And he really, really delves into some of these 00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:49.719 issues that I don't have enough time for, and 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:53.460 I really enjoy that. So, I mean, I come up with 00:46:53.460 --> 00:46:56.599 some stuff, but not like he does. So he's a perfect 00:46:56.599 --> 00:47:00.320 complement to those podcasts, and it's fine with 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:03.349 me. Those two are great. All right. You guys 00:47:03.349 --> 00:47:06.389 suck. You're not entertaining in the least. Tony 00:47:06.389 --> 00:47:13.789 and Branson. Okay. Got anything? Well. Oh, go 00:47:13.789 --> 00:47:17.429 ahead. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Okay. 00:47:18.989 --> 00:47:23.769 I'll tell you what, Tony and Branson. I'm going 00:47:23.769 --> 00:47:28.010 to be in Branson. Ooh. The weekend after Thanksgiving. 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:47.039 Yeah, we did. I know. Yeah, I'm going to Branson 00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:51.159 that weekend. Tony, if you really, really don't 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.840 like us, look Rob up. Look Rob up. He's in the 00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:58.460 Deuce Magmobile. All right? It is a 2012 white 00:47:58.460 --> 00:48:03.860 Nissan Frontier. Got the name right across the 00:48:03.860 --> 00:48:09.179 windshield. There you go. All right. You know, 00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:13.679 internet tough guys? There's only one way to 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.920 prove it. You see the person, and you go down 00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:19.000 to him, and you talk to him in person. So if 00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.579 you really believe that, Rob's going to be right 00:48:21.579 --> 00:48:25.400 there. So, all right. And I live steel for a 00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:30.400 living. Yes. And besides that, there's a lot 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:34.460 of people that think we suck. Do we care? No. 00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:37.519 There's a lot of people that like us. Well, here 00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.360 we go again, and we mention this every time. 00:48:40.539 --> 00:48:46.820 If we suck, Why do you bother to email us? Why 00:48:46.820 --> 00:48:49.400 do you bother to listen? That's why I always 00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:54.280 read them. It's like, okay, we suck so bad, we 00:48:54.280 --> 00:48:56.719 compelled you to write us and tell us we suck. 00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:01.059 Man, that's a lot of power. I mean, I'd be ashamed 00:49:01.059 --> 00:49:05.539 if someone controlled me that well. Oh, my God. 00:49:06.099 --> 00:49:13.880 Yeah. I mean, so, Tony. Okay? All right. Message 00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:19.199 received. All right. We suck. Oh, what? Yeah, 00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:23.880 we suck. We suck. There we go. We got it. I don't 00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:28.300 feel any different. Do you, Rob? No. Okay. Well, 00:49:28.420 --> 00:49:31.139 yeah, it's kind of let me down so far. Now that 00:49:31.139 --> 00:49:34.300 I know for sure we suck, I don't feel any different. 00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:38.099 I don't know what to say. Yeah, it's kind of 00:49:38.099 --> 00:49:40.539 bumming me out. I think it's because we do that. 00:49:42.090 --> 00:49:46.349 Oh, that's it. You're right. Oh, stating the 00:49:46.349 --> 00:49:50.630 obvious. Oh, okay. All right. We knew it. We 00:49:50.630 --> 00:49:53.150 knew it. Yeah, yeah. That's why it don't bother 00:49:53.150 --> 00:49:58.570 us. So my official reply is, and? There you go, 00:49:58.670 --> 00:50:04.349 and. And? All right. And finally, the nut scrape, 00:50:04.650 --> 00:50:07.730 nipple yank is fine, but what happened to the 00:50:07.730 --> 00:50:13.559 hairy asshole Olympics, Brett and Hartford? Brett 00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:16.579 got us. Brett got us. We have neglected that. 00:50:17.059 --> 00:50:21.219 No, no, no, no, no. I have an answer. Oh, okay. 00:50:22.739 --> 00:50:26.860 Dude, we used pretty much everybody there was. 00:50:27.219 --> 00:50:31.599 We were repeating them. Yeah, we were. Every, 00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:34.860 the last couple were the same people from the 00:50:34.860 --> 00:50:39.619 two before. Yeah. Because there's only so many 00:50:39.619 --> 00:50:44.320 Harry celebrities. We could probably figure out 00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:47.480 something else. We would have to dive really 00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.420 deep and come up with people nobody knew to carry 00:50:51.420 --> 00:50:54.260 that on. How about if we do a bold smoothie? 00:50:54.539 --> 00:51:00.420 Who we think has a bold smoothie? Okay, okay, 00:51:00.500 --> 00:51:06.900 now we're on. Okay, so how about that? Male and 00:51:06.900 --> 00:51:10.039 female? Male and female, bold smoothie. Just 00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:13.679 looking at it. Like one of my picks of a bald 00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:17.639 smoothie, and I'm not saying no genitals. I got 00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:20.739 my first one. I got my first one too, and you 00:51:20.739 --> 00:51:22.219 know what? I'm not going to let loose with it 00:51:22.219 --> 00:51:25.119 like you. You're right. I've already got one 00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:28.519 in mind that I think is, and by the smoothie 00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:31.880 does not mean no genitals. It just means no hair. 00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:36.460 Smooth. Bald smooth. So it's nothing like that. 00:51:36.579 --> 00:51:38.559 So we're not saying they don't have a penis or 00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:40.300 anything like that. We're just saying that they're 00:51:40.300 --> 00:51:43.920 smooth down there because they are groomed very 00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:47.440 well. All right, Rob, that's the end of the emails. 00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:50.239 Mitch didn't say anything. I don't know if he 00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.039 didn't have enough time or if he's mad at us 00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:53.860 for making fun of him and calling him a bitch 00:51:53.860 --> 00:51:58.360 or whatever. Well, yeah, he's probably a little 00:51:58.360 --> 00:52:00.840 mad at me because I'm taking your side. But, 00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:04.750 hey, I warned him. I warned him. It's only been 00:52:04.750 --> 00:52:06.789 a day. He probably hasn't had... He may not have 00:52:06.789 --> 00:52:09.730 even heard the show yet. So, anyhow. So, I got 00:52:09.730 --> 00:52:12.650 nothing from him. Yeah, he's probably too busy. 00:52:12.829 --> 00:52:16.690 He's probably too busy setting up that fair that 00:52:16.690 --> 00:52:23.909 nobody's going to be at. Yes. The Guest of Honor 00:52:23.909 --> 00:52:27.969 can't even be there. Yeah, yeah. To me, it's 00:52:27.969 --> 00:52:29.909 kind of worthless. If the Guest of Honor ain't 00:52:29.909 --> 00:52:33.030 there, why even have it? Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. 00:52:33.340 --> 00:52:38.000 Mitch, you caught me at the wrong time. I'm a 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:42.360 busy man these days. That's right. So now, if 00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:44.739 you came up with an appearance fee, Mitch, we 00:52:44.739 --> 00:52:48.199 might be able to work something out. Right, Rob? 00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:54.840 A little cha -ching to sweeten the pot? $200, 00:52:55.059 --> 00:52:57.900 I'll show up at Princess. There you go, Mitch. 00:52:59.500 --> 00:53:03.519 If you're still listening to us. I don't think 00:53:03.519 --> 00:53:06.659 he had time to respond. No, I'll charge them 00:53:06.659 --> 00:53:09.639 $200, but I might add $200 on top of that, so 00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:12.380 it's going to cost $40, for instance, sir. There 00:53:12.380 --> 00:53:15.920 you go. That's the rules there. That's what it's 00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:18.139 going to be, man. You want the man. You want 00:53:18.139 --> 00:53:20.760 Rob the man, the guy that you love. You want 00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:23.199 the man, you've got to take the woman. That's 00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:26.139 right, and that's another $200. So you better 00:53:26.139 --> 00:53:28.420 sack up and get that money and get it going. 00:53:29.539 --> 00:53:32.969 Better start scrapping. Start scrapping. That's 00:53:32.969 --> 00:53:38.670 right, bitch. Oh, I mean Mitch. And Clint, I 00:53:38.670 --> 00:53:44.809 think that he lost his Narcan. That dude's gone. 00:53:46.909 --> 00:53:50.190 I know him tight, bitch. He knows where he's 00:53:50.190 --> 00:53:54.829 at. Yeah, he was out in front of that Dollar 00:53:54.829 --> 00:53:57.789 General on the main road there. He was with Mitch 00:53:57.789 --> 00:54:03.300 there at one time. Oh, he might have been at 00:54:03.300 --> 00:54:05.139 the Dollar General in Freeman, because there 00:54:05.139 --> 00:54:06.800 is one in Freeman. He might have been in front 00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:09.340 of that with his little tin cup and his little 00:54:09.340 --> 00:54:12.599 Narcan behind him. Yeah, I think someone stole 00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:15.000 his Narcan while he wasn't looking, and I think 00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:17.159 he reached for it. It wasn't there, so there's 00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:19.820 no more Clint. So we have no more Clint to pick 00:54:19.820 --> 00:54:25.599 on us, because, well, he's in drug -induced heaven 00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:32.719 or whatever. Oh, if you do that, yeah, they won't 00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:36.579 ever fight your body. Yeah. Nope. You've probably 00:54:36.579 --> 00:54:40.460 been run through a wood chipper already and spread 00:54:40.460 --> 00:54:43.760 all over somebody's crops. You'll end up down 00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:48.320 in Amherst. Yes. Now, you know what? Our friend 00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:50.739 the other day that lives down there in Cleveland, 00:54:51.019 --> 00:54:54.639 she brought up something that I forgot. The Amarujis 00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:56.679 are supposed to be really haunted because we're 00:54:56.679 --> 00:54:59.480 talking about, you know, our trip to Eureka Springs. 00:54:59.860 --> 00:55:01.639 Yeah, we're talking about our trip to Eureka 00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:03.659 Springs and, you know, all the hauntings that 00:55:03.659 --> 00:55:06.480 happened there. And I told her about what happened 00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:08.539 this time about the big leather -bound book that 00:55:08.539 --> 00:55:11.480 wasn't there. And she brought up the fact that 00:55:11.480 --> 00:55:14.659 the Amarujis are supposed to be haunted because 00:55:14.659 --> 00:55:16.840 they used to have those big battles there and 00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:19.559 stuff between families and old Civil War stuff. 00:55:20.170 --> 00:55:22.449 And there's been reports of apparitions there 00:55:22.449 --> 00:55:24.550 every night. A lot of people see them when they 00:55:24.550 --> 00:55:28.829 go there at night. Well, a lot of the dirt mounds 00:55:28.829 --> 00:55:34.670 you see are dirt. Just like, you know, you'll 00:55:34.670 --> 00:55:37.630 see, like, flat ground. And there'll just be, 00:55:37.650 --> 00:55:42.030 like, this big old mound of grass, like, in the 00:55:42.030 --> 00:55:46.309 middle of it. Uh -huh. And it's kind of flat 00:55:46.309 --> 00:55:58.440 on top. Uh -huh. Yes. Yep. And they have a few 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:01.400 of them in that area. So, yeah, I could see where, 00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:03.739 yeah, I see where it would be haunted down there. 00:56:03.880 --> 00:56:06.320 I could, too. So I'd forgotten all about that. 00:56:06.820 --> 00:56:09.239 And I lived down there and around there for years, 00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:14.280 and nobody ever mentioned it to me. I mean, I 00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:16.159 suppose all of this you could probably look up 00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:19.519 in the archives and all that. So, anyhow, Rob, 00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:41.050 we turn it to you. Jackson Rathbone, who played 00:56:41.050 --> 00:56:45.210 Jasper Hale in the iconic vampire franchise, 00:56:45.710 --> 00:56:49.010 has recalled how the 58 -year -old comedian's 00:56:49.010 --> 00:56:53.369 Happy Madison briefly had the rights to big -screen 00:56:53.369 --> 00:56:58.769 adaptions of Stephenie Meyer's books before Summit 00:58:24.110 --> 00:58:26.349 I didn't know that either. That's interesting 00:58:26.349 --> 00:58:28.710 to know, though. That's for sure. Wow. Okay. 00:58:29.530 --> 00:58:34.309 All right. Thank you, Rob. Let's take our second 00:58:34.309 --> 00:58:37.610 break, and we'll come right back. All right. 00:58:37.630 --> 00:58:39.969 Sounds good. Okay. Thank you. Your mama's so 00:58:39.969 --> 00:58:43.010 depressing. Blue singers come to visit her when 00:58:43.010 --> 00:58:46.530 they got writer's block. Hey there, slap nuts. 00:58:46.610 --> 00:58:52.280 It's time for The Creeps Music News. Hey, my 00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:54.699 little pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny Rohypnol 00:58:54.699 --> 00:58:57.860 with your music news. This November, Bad Company 00:58:57.860 --> 00:58:59.960 will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall 00:58:59.960 --> 00:59:02.579 of Fame. Only two of the band's original members 00:59:02.579 --> 00:59:06.099 remain, Paul Rogers, the singer, and drummer 00:59:06.099 --> 00:59:09.019 Simon Kirk, the latter of which said the odds 00:59:09.019 --> 00:59:11.380 of them performing at this ceremony are very 00:59:11.380 --> 00:59:14.599 good. It's not a definite just yet, though. I 00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:16.639 don't know. I know that we've been approached 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:19.199 to play a couple of songs Kirk recently explained 00:59:19.199 --> 00:59:22.070 to Defenders of the Faith podcast. I've spoken 00:59:22.070 --> 00:59:24.130 with Paul. Paul's health, as you know, is not 00:59:24.130 --> 00:59:26.670 good. But I think I'm crossing my fingers that 00:59:26.670 --> 00:59:29.469 we will be able to play at least one song. I 00:59:29.469 --> 00:59:31.349 don't know what that is yet, and I don't even 00:59:31.349 --> 00:59:34.750 know who's going to be inducting us yet. Simon, 00:59:34.849 --> 00:59:37.989 we hope you are correct. We would love to hear 00:59:37.989 --> 00:59:41.869 one last song from you two. This is Johnny Rohypnol. 00:59:42.230 --> 00:59:45.429 That was your music news. And remember, bar chords 00:59:45.429 --> 00:59:53.130 are bullshit. This is Joshua Belmont, your food 00:59:53.130 --> 00:59:56.010 for thought man on The Hustle. So I just realized 00:59:56.010 --> 00:59:58.809 a genius that gets absolutely no credit. His 00:59:58.809 --> 01:00:01.329 name is Marshall Taylor. He is credited with 01:00:01.329 --> 01:00:03.389 the first bag of salad mix that was bagged and 01:00:03.389 --> 01:00:07.889 sold. Yesterday was his birthday. I believe he 01:00:07.889 --> 01:00:10.469 is still alive. This guy's genius will never 01:00:10.469 --> 01:00:13.789 be fully appreciated. Before this man, we settled 01:00:13.789 --> 01:00:16.210 for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons 01:00:16.210 --> 01:00:19.170 and some cheese. Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with 01:00:19.170 --> 01:00:22.599 that? Hell no. He realized that Billy Americana 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.539 would never go out and buy a couple of radishes, 01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:27.000 a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage, 01:00:27.179 --> 01:00:29.820 maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine 01:00:29.820 --> 01:00:33.719 bladders for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should 01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:46.659 have a national holiday. All aware of the Amber 01:00:46.659 --> 01:00:49.619 Alert, right? Well, get rid of your disinfectants 01:00:49.619 --> 01:00:51.780 and rubber bedspreads, kids. It's the all -new 01:00:51.780 --> 01:00:55.159 Amber Herd Alert System. This fantastic early 01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:57.539 warning device helps one stay dry and rid of 01:00:57.539 --> 01:01:00.500 all those annoying mattress invoices. Simply 01:01:00.500 --> 01:01:03.139 hook up to child under six or psychopath and 01:01:03.139 --> 01:01:05.780 wait for the running water sound. This clever 01:01:05.780 --> 01:01:08.039 machine has three distinct settings, babbling 01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:10.480 brook, ocean waves, and roaring river for those 01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:13.900 close calls. Order today and get a free Cinnabon 01:01:13.900 --> 01:01:21.360 Renusic cartridge. So you want proof that we 01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:23.639 love you here at QD Spades and Microphone Central? 01:01:24.380 --> 01:01:26.880 Here's a proof right here about the drink of 01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:30.760 the week. Hey, my little bacon bits. Didn't you 01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:33.139 need to get to Smashville pronto? Did your friends 01:01:33.139 --> 01:01:36.440 start without you? We have your solution. Adios, 01:01:36.440 --> 01:01:40.179 motherfuckers. Adios, motherfuckers is one stiff 01:01:40.179 --> 01:01:44.059 drink. It should be used with caution. One half 01:01:44.059 --> 01:01:46.539 ounce of vodka. One half ounce of rum. One half 01:01:46.539 --> 01:01:49.679 ounce of tequila. 1 1⁄2 ounce of gin, 1 1⁄2 ounce 01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:52.500 of blue curacao, 2 ounces of sweet and sour mix, 01:01:52.639 --> 01:01:55.940 Sprite or 7 -Up, use a lemon wedge as a garnish, 01:01:56.079 --> 01:02:00.159 and put in a highball glass. Bam. There you go. 01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:03.679 The regular Joe Q. public may believe anything 01:02:03.679 --> 01:02:06.659 he hears and sees, but not here at Two Douchebags 01:02:06.659 --> 01:02:09.219 Microphone. Here at Two Douchebags Microphone, 01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:11.619 we question everything. That's why we have a 01:02:11.619 --> 01:02:14.400 little segment we'd like to call I Call Bullshit. 01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:19.480 Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. So let me make 01:02:19.480 --> 01:02:21.579 sure I have this correct. All the waiting for 01:02:21.579 --> 01:02:24.320 Epstein client list. All the promises of justice. 01:02:24.659 --> 01:02:27.019 All the huge names that were all over his private 01:02:27.019 --> 01:02:30.119 island. Suddenly, there's no client list? It's 01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:32.599 a well -known fact. Epstein kept a list of clients. 01:02:33.260 --> 01:02:35.659 So Ghislaine Maxwell is rotting in prison and 01:02:35.659 --> 01:02:38.159 has no memory of any of her visitors when she 01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:40.519 was one of the hosts? You mean to tell me she 01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:43.239 cannot spit out a few names? They barter with 01:02:43.239 --> 01:02:46.320 every other criminal. Why not her? I'll tell 01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:49.719 you why. Because power protects power. That's 01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:52.500 why. This bullshit dog and pony show will only 01:02:52.500 --> 01:02:56.099 go so far. Promises and convictions turn to dust. 01:02:56.420 --> 01:02:59.559 I'll even go one step further. Jeffrey Epstein 01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:03.019 is still alive. His death was faked. His friends 01:03:03.019 --> 01:03:05.860 made sure of this. The next time you think justice 01:03:05.860 --> 01:03:08.539 will be served will be a cold day in hell. Or 01:03:08.539 --> 01:03:10.860 just wait until his perverts do kick off. Then 01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:13.139 ask them the temperature in hell. When I was 01:03:13.139 --> 01:03:16.019 with that band, I wasn't drinking, so when we'd 01:03:16.019 --> 01:03:19.260 play drinking games, you know. I'd have to drink 01:03:19.260 --> 01:03:22.420 this water, which is, you know, not really much 01:03:22.420 --> 01:03:24.579 of a game because half the game is watching everyone 01:03:24.579 --> 01:03:26.440 get drunk, you know, and they have to take a 01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:27.199 drink or whatever. Well, it also gives you a 01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:29.340 one -up, though. You see stupid shit happening 01:03:29.340 --> 01:03:31.579 and other people don't identify with it because 01:03:31.579 --> 01:03:34.260 they're smashed. Yeah. But then again, it'd be 01:03:34.260 --> 01:03:36.059 fun or smashed because you'd be like, ah -ha 01:03:36.059 --> 01:03:38.579 -ha. Well, they came up with a variation for 01:03:38.579 --> 01:03:41.960 me since instead of drinking alcohol, I was drinking 01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:45.260 water. They made the exception as I could not 01:03:45.260 --> 01:03:48.780 get up. I couldn't leave circle to go pee. Everyone 01:03:48.780 --> 01:03:51.719 else could, but since I wasn't getting hammered 01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:54.260 on water, then my punishment was I couldn't pee. 01:03:54.920 --> 01:03:59.860 That's a pretty... Yeah. That lasted for a while, 01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:03.280 and I was like, okay, I voluntarily lose and 01:04:03.280 --> 01:04:05.360 quit, whatever, because I've got to go pee right 01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:10.559 now. Like that? Yeah. Some of those drinking 01:04:10.559 --> 01:04:14.519 games went on way too long, and by the time we 01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:17.090 got back to the club to play that night... Some 01:04:17.090 --> 01:04:20.050 of us were still a little hammered. A little 01:04:20.050 --> 01:04:24.349 residual leftover glaze. They've never done that. 01:04:24.969 --> 01:04:28.690 And then you got the choice. If you're that person, 01:04:28.769 --> 01:04:31.389 if you start the gig off and you're kind of wasted, 01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:34.150 do you just keep it going throughout the gig 01:04:34.150 --> 01:04:37.019 or do you let yourself come down? during the 01:04:37.019 --> 01:04:39.519 gig, and by the fourth set, you're like, fuck 01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:44.219 this, I hate life, let me go. I was talking to 01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:47.380 a guy at work similar to that when I was younger. 01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:50.960 I used to have to decide, because we were out 01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:53.440 late one night having some beers and stuff, and 01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:56.719 I ended up leaving that place like 2 .30 or something, 01:04:56.980 --> 01:05:01.500 which is rare for me. I've been asleep a long 01:05:01.500 --> 01:05:04.800 time. A couple days later, I'm talking to him, 01:05:04.860 --> 01:05:07.869 and I go, you know, When I was younger, I used 01:05:07.869 --> 01:05:09.849 to have that one moment where I had to stop for 01:05:09.849 --> 01:05:12.449 a second at what I was doing and go, all right, 01:05:12.570 --> 01:05:15.530 I've got to be at work in four hours. Do I want 01:05:15.530 --> 01:05:19.789 to just ride this out, hurry in, and try to sober 01:05:19.789 --> 01:05:22.090 up the last couple hours and go to work? Or do 01:05:22.090 --> 01:05:25.309 I want to shut this fucking thing down, get four 01:05:25.309 --> 01:05:27.230 hours of sleep, and then go in there and go to 01:05:27.230 --> 01:05:30.219 work? And usually, usually it was like, I'm just 01:05:30.219 --> 01:05:32.199 going to ride this thing through, and I'll sleep 01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:34.260 tomorrow, which I never did, because then all 01:05:34.260 --> 01:05:38.159 of a sudden a bunch of people show up. And anyhow, 01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:40.139 they're like, hey, come on, man, get in the car, 01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:42.320 we're going to go over to so -and -so's. And 01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:45.940 I'd be like, oh, yeah, you know. And, you know, 01:05:45.940 --> 01:05:48.420 usually it'd take me three or four days to catch 01:05:48.420 --> 01:05:50.860 up, and then I'd have to, usually a Tuesday night. 01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:53.960 But it seems like that would be the wiser choice, 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:57.809 is to stay awake and ride it out. When I was 01:05:57.809 --> 01:05:59.110 in that situation. Yeah, because you feel like 01:05:59.110 --> 01:06:01.969 shit. You actually get about three hours or two 01:06:01.969 --> 01:06:04.110 and a half hours sleep because you're forcing 01:06:04.110 --> 01:06:06.289 yourself to sleep, but you still want to party. 01:06:06.510 --> 01:06:09.210 You get a little bit of bad sleep, bad quality 01:06:09.210 --> 01:06:12.150 sleep. When you wake up, your body is finally 01:06:12.150 --> 01:06:15.010 to the point where it wants to sleep, but now 01:06:15.010 --> 01:06:16.829 you have to wake up. Yeah, when you get in that 01:06:16.829 --> 01:06:19.349 really deep sleep, you wake up. Yeah, and then 01:06:19.349 --> 01:06:23.610 what's even worse is while you're asleep, you 01:06:23.610 --> 01:06:28.539 can't monitor your symptoms. take steps to counteract. 01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:31.639 Like, if you're dead asleep, because you're half 01:06:31.639 --> 01:06:33.579 -wasted... No, you wake up where you're at. Yeah, 01:06:33.719 --> 01:06:36.139 I mean, you may be so sick to your stomach that 01:06:36.139 --> 01:06:37.960 normally you'd wake up and do something about 01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:40.800 it, but you're sleeping so hard in those couple 01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:42.500 three hours that it just sits there and gets 01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:44.840 worse and worse. By the time you wake up, you 01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:47.719 feel like total shit. Whereas if you'd stayed 01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:49.860 awake, you could treat those symptoms as they 01:06:49.860 --> 01:06:52.639 came up. You'd be more tired, but after the end 01:06:52.639 --> 01:06:54.440 of a couple hours, you're like, okay, I got my 01:06:54.440 --> 01:06:57.239 nausea under control. I got myself hydrated. 01:06:57.559 --> 01:07:00.920 I got some drops in my eyes. It usually worked 01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:03.260 out better because you had that time to start 01:07:03.260 --> 01:07:09.360 treating yourself. I would run into that not 01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:11.500 necessarily because I was wasted, but just because 01:07:11.500 --> 01:07:13.420 I was tired. Some of those out -of -town gigs. 01:07:14.039 --> 01:07:17.719 I'd work all day Friday, drive out to some hour 01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:20.599 and a half out of town, set up, play, tear down. 01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:25.019 And then I'd have to drive back to KC and get 01:07:25.019 --> 01:07:27.280 a little bit of sleep and go work Saturday. Because 01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:29.300 I worked a lot of Saturdays. And then when I 01:07:29.300 --> 01:07:31.199 was done with work, I'd have to load up, drive 01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:33.199 back to that little town where everybody else 01:07:33.199 --> 01:07:36.739 still was, and go play the second night. It was 01:07:36.739 --> 01:07:41.300 like, ugh, this sucks so hard. See, that's when 01:07:41.300 --> 01:07:43.480 I should have been freebasing coke or something. 01:07:43.659 --> 01:07:45.199 You know, that's when I needed all that energy. 01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:48.000 But, you know, I was trying to exist on coffee 01:07:48.000 --> 01:08:00.079 and cigarettes. I just wasn't cutting it. Two 01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:06.780 douchebags, a microphone. I'm Mark here in the 01:08:06.780 --> 01:08:09.000 Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. 01:08:18.549 --> 01:08:29.210 You ever hear the term quiet cracking? No? Okay. 01:08:29.390 --> 01:08:32.710 Quiet cracking refers to dissatisfied workers 01:08:32.710 --> 01:08:36.069 who struggle in silence, feeling that they can't 01:08:36.069 --> 01:08:39.210 leave their current role. While the term is new, 01:08:39.430 --> 01:08:41.989 Kevin Ford said that he experienced it 15 years 01:08:41.989 --> 01:08:46.590 ago in an information technology job. If I left 01:08:46.590 --> 01:08:49.310 early, it would have been much healthier in the 01:08:49.310 --> 01:08:52.130 long run, he said. It's extremely self -destructive 01:08:52.130 --> 01:08:56.810 behavior. He was in a middle management position 01:08:56.810 --> 01:08:59.909 in the beginning. I loved it. I think that's 01:08:59.909 --> 01:09:02.149 what happens with a lot of these people who are 01:09:02.149 --> 01:09:05.930 quietly cracking. They love it at first, but 01:09:05.930 --> 01:09:10.069 then some... A series of events lead to a misalignment. 01:09:11.250 --> 01:09:16.430 Right. You get that? Yeah, I do too. That's why 01:09:16.430 --> 01:09:18.250 I went ahead and decided to do this article here 01:09:18.250 --> 01:09:22.590 is because I've had it done before to me, and 01:09:22.590 --> 01:09:24.510 I know you have too. Most people that have been 01:09:24.510 --> 01:09:27.390 in employment for very long has had this happen 01:09:27.390 --> 01:09:30.590 to them. It's just the way it is. I'd gotten 01:09:30.590 --> 01:09:33.130 my team to the point where they were doing good 01:09:33.130 --> 01:09:35.909 on their own. They had some issues. I got them 01:09:35.909 --> 01:09:37.930 running smoothly, and then I thought, I don't 01:09:37.930 --> 01:09:40.930 know if I'm providing value anymore. As I was 01:09:40.930 --> 01:09:43.890 going through a concurrent MBA program, I was 01:09:43.890 --> 01:09:46.189 realizing there's a lot of other things in the 01:09:46.189 --> 01:09:49.310 business world that I also wanted to do, but 01:09:49.310 --> 01:09:51.470 there weren't a lot of opportunities at that 01:09:51.470 --> 01:09:55.029 company. For quiet cracking to happen, two things 01:09:55.029 --> 01:09:57.279 have to be at play. There has to be a reason 01:09:57.279 --> 01:09:59.699 why you think you can't leave the company, and 01:09:59.699 --> 01:10:01.979 there also has to be a point of dissatisfaction. 01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:04.340 And I got the reason why you can't leave the 01:10:04.340 --> 01:10:06.800 company, the reason that I had such trouble leaving 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:11.079 that dirtbag place before the place that I was 01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:14.020 at before my current job, and that's insurance. 01:10:15.340 --> 01:10:19.359 Insurance. People are afraid to be without insurance. 01:10:20.699 --> 01:10:23.600 Dude, yeah, I mean, I got decent insurance, right? 01:10:24.100 --> 01:10:26.840 Yeah, I mean, it's really hard to leave decent 01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:30.560 insurance. It really is. So, there are many reasons. 01:10:30.579 --> 01:10:34.600 I got a piece of steel in my eye at work. We 01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:39.560 have a surety, which is like Aflac. I got a piece 01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:42.180 of steel in my eye at work. And it wouldn't have 01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:46.100 mattered if it was at work or outside work. I 01:10:46.100 --> 01:10:50.140 get a hospital claim. I claim it. They pay me. 01:10:51.239 --> 01:11:02.319 Yep. That's why I pay it, too. Yep. So, for quiet 01:11:02.319 --> 01:11:04.220 cracking to happen, oh, let's see. There are 01:11:04.220 --> 01:11:06.180 many reasons why I felt I couldn't leave. Some 01:11:06.180 --> 01:11:09.319 of them were financial. I think this is why it's 01:11:09.319 --> 01:11:14.300 coming up again. I bet it happens any time when 01:11:14.300 --> 01:11:16.720 a job market gets tight. People start feeling 01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:18.779 they can't leave their jobs. We get ourselves 01:11:18.779 --> 01:11:21.020 into various levels of financial commitments 01:11:21.020 --> 01:11:23.760 and mortgages. and we start to feel trapped. 01:11:24.060 --> 01:11:28.699 The Great Recession was in 2007. I started really 01:11:28.699 --> 01:11:31.560 hitting it maybe a year later, so the market 01:11:31.560 --> 01:11:34.560 wasn't fully recovered. That played a part in 01:11:34.560 --> 01:11:37.619 it, certainly. Another part was that I was doing 01:11:37.619 --> 01:11:41.060 an MBA program, and I had some commitments to 01:11:41.060 --> 01:11:45.739 the job around paying. I also felt a fair amount 01:11:45.739 --> 01:11:48.220 of responsibility for the people who worked for 01:11:48.220 --> 01:11:51.109 me. One of the misalignments with my organization 01:11:51.109 --> 01:11:53.529 was I had some different feelings on how people 01:11:53.529 --> 01:11:57.810 should be treated. I felt I had to stay to protect 01:11:57.810 --> 01:12:00.770 those people. Well, I didn't feel like that, 01:12:00.789 --> 01:12:05.930 did you? Actually, yeah, I do kind of feel like 01:12:05.930 --> 01:12:14.149 that. Oh. Okay, well... I kind of do. Okay. Maybe 01:12:14.149 --> 01:12:16.850 I'm jaded. But me, I'm kind of like a, you know 01:12:16.850 --> 01:12:24.890 what? Well... Well, okay. Let me put it like 01:12:24.890 --> 01:12:27.609 this, okay? That sounded kind of rough, but it's 01:12:27.609 --> 01:12:31.430 not like it seems like that. I've got a friend 01:12:31.430 --> 01:12:34.810 of mine that comes in to where I work a lot, 01:12:35.069 --> 01:12:38.989 feeling the water. Whenever things get slow at 01:12:38.989 --> 01:12:42.670 that old place, he comes in, hey, how's it going? 01:12:42.810 --> 01:12:44.970 And kind of, you know, and kind of fucking feels 01:12:44.970 --> 01:12:49.399 the water, okay? I feel that, like, A lot of 01:12:49.399 --> 01:12:51.340 people put you on the back burner like that. 01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:53.340 So I'm kind of jaded. I'm like, you know, this 01:12:53.340 --> 01:12:56.279 guy, I love him. But one of these days when he 01:12:56.279 --> 01:12:57.699 comes out, I'm just going to tell him, look, 01:12:57.859 --> 01:13:02.600 it's gone. I'm not going to, I don't think you 01:13:02.600 --> 01:13:04.159 want to be here. So I'm not going to recommend 01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:06.500 you anymore. You know, if you would have done 01:13:06.500 --> 01:13:09.279 it the first 10 times you came coming around 01:13:09.279 --> 01:13:11.800 here talking to my bosses and stuff, I would 01:13:11.800 --> 01:13:15.840 have. But no, the 11th time, no, that's it. Because 01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:19.239 you're only going to be here now. If you have 01:13:19.239 --> 01:13:22.020 to be. And that's not good enough for me. So 01:13:22.020 --> 01:13:25.819 I'm probably jaded. So whether I was successful 01:13:25.819 --> 01:13:28.699 in protecting them or not. I don't know. But 01:13:28.699 --> 01:13:31.560 I did feel that pressure. So over time it also 01:13:31.560 --> 01:13:33.439 started affecting my work performance. Because 01:13:33.439 --> 01:13:36.020 you can't live like that. It's not good for the 01:13:36.020 --> 01:13:38.520 employer. And it's not good for you. And I finally 01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:41.140 left the organization. And there's a lot more 01:13:41.140 --> 01:13:44.760 here. But I really wanted to bring that up. Because 01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:47.619 there's a lot of people that are quiet. cracking 01:13:47.619 --> 01:13:51.300 like that i know some they tell me about it they 01:13:51.300 --> 01:13:53.439 tell me about how they dread going to work and 01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:55.300 how they feel like they're stuck in a pattern 01:13:55.300 --> 01:13:59.260 and they can't move well my thing is is you know 01:13:59.260 --> 01:14:04.140 um you never grow unless you unless you're uncomfortable 01:14:04.140 --> 01:14:07.899 you have to be in uncomfortable situations to 01:14:07.899 --> 01:14:13.739 grow so like um um i also know that there's a 01:14:13.739 --> 01:14:16.100 tactic because i've had to help implement it 01:14:16.100 --> 01:14:19.609 before If you think somebody is really doing 01:14:19.609 --> 01:14:23.689 a horrible job and you think that they're not 01:14:23.689 --> 01:14:26.130 trying that hard, is you make them uncomfortable 01:14:26.130 --> 01:14:28.409 as possible to where they either do it or they 01:14:28.409 --> 01:14:34.529 leave. Yep. And so if you're not uncomfortable, 01:14:34.789 --> 01:14:38.069 you're not growing. So I don't know. You know 01:14:38.069 --> 01:14:39.869 what? I could say a lot more about that subject, 01:14:39.930 --> 01:14:41.270 but I'm not going to. We're going to turn it 01:14:41.270 --> 01:14:48.199 to you, Rob. Okay. a little bit. I want to check 01:14:48.199 --> 01:14:53.079 it out. Why not? Actually, it goes deeper than 01:14:53.079 --> 01:15:01.720 the WWE. Oh, okay. WWE Women's Intercontinental 01:15:01.720 --> 01:15:06.119 Champion Becky Lynch has added her name to the 01:15:06.119 --> 01:15:10.199 list of despicable wrestling heels after she 01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:22.899 found a wild and offensive way Birmingham. Oh, 01:15:23.140 --> 01:15:29.060 I know what you're... Yeah, go ahead. A little 01:15:29.060 --> 01:15:32.479 more than a month after the death of Ozzy Osbourne, 01:15:32.859 --> 01:15:37.119 a native son of the city, Lynch cracked a joke 01:15:37.119 --> 01:15:41.880 about the late metal icon and reality TV star, 01:15:42.079 --> 01:15:47.199 and now his daughter isn't happy. Not long after 01:15:47.199 --> 01:16:05.199 Lynch tore down the... A disrespectful dirtbag. 01:16:33.449 --> 01:16:38.810 to be said about my father and his home. She's 01:16:38.810 --> 01:16:44.189 pissed. Yes, you don't make Kelly mad. With her 01:16:44.189 --> 01:16:46.750 father having just died a little more than a 01:16:46.750 --> 01:16:49.529 month ago, it's easy to see where Osborne is 01:16:49.529 --> 01:16:52.930 coming from with her pointed comments towards 01:16:52.930 --> 01:17:23.340 Lynch and WWE. but she refused to wrestle in 01:17:23.340 --> 01:17:27.239 Birmingham. The full episode can be watched with 01:17:27.239 --> 01:18:05.289 a... And you know what's funny is, everybody 01:18:05.289 --> 01:18:09.069 thinks that she was dogging Ozzy. She was not. 01:18:09.289 --> 01:18:12.949 She was dogging Birmingham. She said Ozzy was 01:18:12.949 --> 01:18:15.250 the only good thing to come out of Birmingham. 01:18:15.369 --> 01:18:19.149 Right. Yeah. Right. But still. No, no, no. I 01:18:19.149 --> 01:18:25.819 don't agree with what she says. No, I know, I 01:18:25.819 --> 01:18:32.720 know. Yeah, I mean, she didn't say that Osborne 01:18:32.720 --> 01:18:35.180 was horrible or anything like that. No, no, no. 01:18:35.699 --> 01:18:40.060 I get what you're saying. Yeah. But still, you 01:18:40.060 --> 01:18:44.020 cannot put down one without putting down the 01:18:44.020 --> 01:18:47.020 other. Well, it's really disrespectful to Ozzie, 01:18:47.020 --> 01:18:50.859 who just passed away. Yeah, it was like a month 01:18:50.859 --> 01:18:53.649 ago. Yeah, and he loved Birmingham. He loved 01:18:53.649 --> 01:18:56.289 Birmingham. And the reason he lived in L .A. 01:18:56.310 --> 01:18:58.569 is because it's much easier because he did most 01:18:58.569 --> 01:19:02.270 of his business in America. Yeah, and what did 01:19:02.270 --> 01:19:05.750 he do at the end? He moved back to Birmingham. 01:19:06.289 --> 01:19:11.930 Yeah, yep. Thank you, Rob. I'm glad you reported 01:19:11.930 --> 01:19:15.210 on that. I purposely left it alone because you 01:19:15.210 --> 01:19:18.250 are pretty much the music guy on this show. Have 01:19:18.250 --> 01:19:25.180 you noticed that? Wrestling and music. I'm talking 01:19:25.180 --> 01:19:30.800 about all of them. Really? Yeah. You do all these 01:19:30.800 --> 01:19:33.380 music lists and you do all this wrestling stuff. 01:19:36.020 --> 01:19:38.060 Yeah, so whenever I see something like that, 01:19:38.060 --> 01:19:40.579 that had music and wrestling entwined in it, 01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:45.699 I'm like, I'm not touching that. You do a lot, 01:19:45.699 --> 01:19:48.960 Joe. You do a lot, Joe. I know my role, Rob. 01:19:49.020 --> 01:19:51.460 I know my role. I don't touch that. That's yours. 01:19:53.480 --> 01:19:55.979 I got one quick one here, and then we'll probably 01:19:55.979 --> 01:19:58.300 shut this shit show down because it's 9 -13. 01:19:58.420 --> 01:20:00.239 Or do you want to shut it down right now, Rob? 01:20:00.340 --> 01:20:01.859 You're the one that's got to get up. No, no. 01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:07.699 We can do one more. Okay. No problem. Toothpaste 01:20:07.699 --> 01:20:10.380 made out of hair could be on shelves in two years. 01:20:11.300 --> 01:20:13.739 Scientists say it's the secret to stopping tooth 01:20:13.739 --> 01:20:16.619 decay. Fluoride in toothpaste has been shown 01:20:16.619 --> 01:20:19.279 to strengthen tooth enamel. making our chompers 01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:22.020 more resistant to acids from plaque and bacteria 01:20:22.020 --> 01:20:25.239 that cause tooth decay. Researchers from King's 01:20:25.239 --> 01:20:28.939 College London say they have identified a substance 01:20:28.939 --> 01:20:31.880 that can protect against decay and repair early 01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:36.140 -stage damage better than fluoride. Brace yourself. 01:20:36.619 --> 01:20:40.619 It's found atop your head. We are entering an 01:20:40.619 --> 01:20:45.260 exciting era. where biotechnology allows us not 01:20:45.260 --> 01:20:47.859 to just treat symptoms, but restore biological 01:20:47.859 --> 01:20:51.479 function using the body's own materials, said 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:56.479 Sherry Starsky, senior study author and consultant 01:20:56.479 --> 01:21:02.279 in prosthodontics at King's College London. Never 01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:04.479 knew there was prosthodontics, but I guess there 01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:07.680 is. Keratin, a protein in human hair, skins, 01:21:07.859 --> 01:21:11.100 nails, and the wool of sheep, forms a dense... 01:21:11.310 --> 01:21:13.710 mineral coating that mimics the structure and 01:21:13.710 --> 01:21:16.369 function of natural enamel, protecting teeth 01:21:16.369 --> 01:21:19.130 and potentially sealing exposed nerve channels 01:21:19.130 --> 01:21:23.029 that cause sensitivity. The UK researchers hope 01:21:23.029 --> 01:21:26.569 to channel the power of keratin into a daily 01:21:26.569 --> 01:21:29.329 toothpaste or a professionally applied gel that 01:21:29.329 --> 01:21:32.310 can target problem areas. And I think that sounds 01:21:32.310 --> 01:21:37.350 great because they're already using keratin in 01:21:37.350 --> 01:21:41.899 a lot of other ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 01:21:41.899 --> 01:21:46.539 pretty cool. And anyhow, I think I'm pretty much 01:21:46.539 --> 01:21:48.500 done, too. Like I said, I got very little sleep. 01:21:48.539 --> 01:21:51.479 I think my new medicine gave me some insomnia. 01:21:52.060 --> 01:21:55.340 And if I've been stuttering tonight and fucking 01:21:55.340 --> 01:21:58.020 up words... Oh, no. You know what? That's regular. 01:21:58.119 --> 01:22:02.979 Forget it. Anyhow, Rob. Yeah, yeah. I'm one eye 01:22:02.979 --> 01:22:06.039 right now. I can only read with one eye, so... 01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:08.180 We're both... Yeah, we're both fucked tonight. 01:22:08.520 --> 01:22:11.850 Yeah, we're screwed, yeah. For those that don't 01:22:11.850 --> 01:22:14.930 know, I got some steel in my eye and had to have 01:22:14.930 --> 01:22:30.630 it taken out. That's infection. I left it in 01:22:30.630 --> 01:22:41.060 there so long. I can't see out of it. back to 01:22:41.060 --> 01:22:45.619 normal. That's good. That's real good. And then 01:22:45.619 --> 01:22:49.720 I did my hand in the salt not once, but twice 01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:52.779 this week. Yeah. I've had a really great week, 01:22:52.779 --> 01:22:56.920 dude. Yeah. This week's going to go down in my 01:22:56.920 --> 01:23:05.359 history books. Yeah. Let's see. I thought there 01:23:05.359 --> 01:23:07.460 was something I was going to talk about this 01:23:07.460 --> 01:23:11.430 show -wise, programming -wise. Yeah, I can't 01:23:11.430 --> 01:23:15.989 remember what it was. Oh, oh, oh. The little 01:23:15.989 --> 01:23:19.109 quick hits that I want to do, the little I call 01:23:19.109 --> 01:23:22.670 bullshits. I'm in the middle of looking at some 01:23:22.670 --> 01:23:25.510 stories to do. I do plan on doing more of them, 01:23:25.529 --> 01:23:27.909 and I will do more of them. And I think, Rob, 01:23:28.029 --> 01:23:29.970 you're planning on doing some of them too, right? 01:23:30.569 --> 01:23:35.229 Well, mine is not a I call bullshit. Mine is 01:23:35.229 --> 01:23:40.779 actually going to be like true stories. trying 01:23:40.779 --> 01:23:43.539 to come up with a name, so I think I'm going 01:23:43.539 --> 01:23:46.520 to sit down with you and pick your brain. That 01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:49.739 sounds good. I have some good ones that are short 01:23:49.739 --> 01:23:54.560 stories that are, like, history type shit. But 01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:58.539 it's oddball shit. Okay. Yeah. I mean, you're 01:23:58.539 --> 01:24:00.479 going to love it. We could do something, we could 01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:06.520 call, like, Words with Rob Brad. I'll take something 01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:11.750 better than that. Okay. Okay. When we get off 01:24:11.750 --> 01:24:14.310 the air, I'll explain a little more to you about 01:24:14.310 --> 01:24:18.369 it. Okay. And you'll understand. Yeah, because 01:24:18.369 --> 01:24:20.430 that's the only reason why I brought it out yet 01:24:20.430 --> 01:24:22.090 is because I'm still trying to come up with a 01:24:22.090 --> 01:24:24.989 name. Okay. That sounds good. All right. Hi, 01:24:25.109 --> 01:24:28.449 Albuquerque. Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Thank you for 01:24:28.449 --> 01:24:31.510 listening. Good night, assholes. Hi, everybody. 01:24:35.659 --> 01:24:38.800 Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive 01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:42.479 diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear 01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:44.899 not, assholes. They'll be back invading your 01:24:44.899 --> 01:24:45.680 ear holes soon.