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What the hell do they call themselves again?

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What was that? Sports Bastards? What a stupid

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fucking name. Who the hell would name their show

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the Sports Bastards? Gosh. Man, I can't believe

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I'm here doing this. Hey, guess what? You just

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landed on the Sports Bastards. Sorry about your

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luck. Sports Bastards. There we go. Sports bastards,

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we are at the Rock Island Railway Bridge that

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just opened up this morning. We're giving you

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a sneak preview. Yeah, yeah, very cool. We're

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in the Park Commons area in the middle of it,

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and it's really neat. You can see the river,

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and you can see the new businesses and stuff.

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Everybody needs to come on out. It's open right

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now for the public. There's a bunch of other

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people here. You can hear it. Yeah. So let me

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make sure I've got, I think our gain's up okay.

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I'm just going to turn up our headphone volume

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just a hair. The email's 2douches at mail .com.

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So, you know, once you come down here, we want

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to know what you think of it. Yeah, yeah. It'd

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be good to, you know, compare our impressions

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with theirs. Yeah, yeah. Very cool. And I like

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that rooftop bar over there. Isn't that cool?

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Yeah, yeah. I want to see this all at night,

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too. Yeah, I do, too. It's going to be all lit

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up. You can tell. And then the nature trails

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are fantastic. So come on out. It's going to

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be great. And also there's a two -for -one special

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at Halo's. Nice. Nice. We'll take advantage of

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that before we wrap up. Yeah, definitely. Oh,

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man. So, all right. Well, we have quite a few

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things going on in football. Yeah, it's kind

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of ramping up again. I'm impressed that we're

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able to keep the sports bastards going through

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the whole offseason. I know. Somehow, we were

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scratching at the end there. I figured, well,

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we'll just drop them and do the music creeps.

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But now we came up with stuff to talk about.

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Yeah, we did. And a lot of it was even kind of

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interesting. Yeah, one or two pieces here and

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there. Yeah. So, I've got some bullet points

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you want to go into that, or you've got something

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else you want to go into? I love bullet points.

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All right. All right, well, I've asked this before,

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but now that we've had some preseason with some

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of it, and we kind of have a little bit of an

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outline of what might happen during the regular

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football schedule. Will the new ball placement

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system work well? You know, I think it is working

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okay. Yeah, they've had some bumps and bruises,

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but it seems like they started it now. So they

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can maybe have a smoother process. Two things

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that jumped out at me. One... was that they have

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the traditional chain gang there as a backup,

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which was nice. Yeah, I found that interesting.

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But it's great to know because if they're having

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some sort of a bug, they're not standing there

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where they're going, oh shit, what do we do now?

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They seem to have a pretty solid plan in place.

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The other thing that really struck me was that

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it seems to take all the suspense out of it.

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because they show the ball and they show the

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two lines, and that always winds up being what

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the distance is anyway. I was getting ready to

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go to that. They've killed the element of suspense

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there. They're going to have to figure out a

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workaround there, because you've got to leave

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people time to get on their phone and bet on

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whether it's the first down or not. That's what

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I was getting ready to say, because that was

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a huge deal there. Yeah, I mean, you can't just

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blow that for them right off the bat. Yeah, I

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think they're going to do little tricks, like

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they're going to move the line a little bit and

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then act surprised. Have them wiggle or just...

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Just not show them or show them from the chest

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up. I'm thinking chest up. And I'll be standing

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there and everyone's going to be, where the fuck

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does the ball line? It's like, I don't know.

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You guess. Where did you remember it last? Did

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Kareem Hunt hit it at the 10 or did he hit it

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at the 11? I don't know. Do you feel lucky? Yes.

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Do you? To tell you the truth and also commotion,

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I lost track too. Was it six yards or only five?

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Okay, that's enough of that. Okay. You know what?

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I did enjoy it while it lasted, though. I did,

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too. I imagine Clint Eastwood doing that. Coming

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out there and going to the ref going, well, do

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you feel lucky, punk? Do you? A lot of people

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don't realize that original movie, Dirty Harry,

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the plot of that movie is based on a real -life

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serial killer called the Zodiac. Oh, I forgot

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about that. That's right. He was active in the

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late 60s to early 70s in San Francisco, and he

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was never caught. Yeah. And he was the first

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one since Jack the Ripper to write taunting letters

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to the police. He even included blocks of code.

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Yeah. And... Yeah, wasn't that interesting? And,

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I mean, it's no different now. I mean, that's

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how the BTK buying torture kill in Wichita, how

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he got busted is he was outraged that they forgot

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about him. Yes. He could not believe... The ego.

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Yeah, the ego on that guy. So he... It looks

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like he purposely got caught. Yeah, yeah. Subconsciously,

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maybe, but he purposely. It's like the bad guys

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in the movies who stop and go into this big monologue.

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Instead of just killing the hero, they go into

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this big monologue, and that's when they get

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caught because they want their moment on camera.

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Yeah, it is quite a bit like that. You're right.

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All right, the next one. So we both think it's

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working well, and we're also thinking that they're

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going to finagle with it to where you do. You

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can bet quickly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think

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it's a step in the right direction. I do, too.

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And I like it now because now you can't have

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the whiners whine. Uh -huh. They can't go, oh,

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that's the fucking referees loving the Chiefs

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before it was the Patriots, before that. You

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know. Yeah. Whoever was doing well, they were

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the babies. At first, everybody loves them. And

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then after a couple times of seeing them, then

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they're, oh, they're cheating. I do remember

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some times where they'd zoom in on the football

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and they'd pull the chain tight. and they hadn't

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made the first down. And then they tug a little

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more, and oops, now they did make the... That

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always got me. It's like, now wait a minute,

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didn't you tug the first time? Uh -huh. Yeah.

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And then, of course, they don't show you the

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other end of the chain where they're actually

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just moving it so the results work out the way

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they want it to. But this kind of removes that.

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Yeah, it does. But I got news for you. Okay.

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If they want to cheat, they will. Oh, yeah. All

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they have to do is tell us some different...

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result than the machine is saying yeah yeah machine

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says first down by half yard and they'll say

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nope fourth down yeah yeah just like voting no

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yeah yeah when somebody is is taking the stuff

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and then telling you what they think happened

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yeah it's up to you to believe them yeah yeah

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and let let's not forget it's entertainment it

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is sports it is entertainment yeah So, all right,

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now that the refs have been taken down just a

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hair, will you look for them to be more aggressive

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or less or about the same? I'm looking for them

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to be a little more aggressive this year because

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things are being taken out of their hands. So

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they're kind of, I think they're in the mood

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mode of. We're going to get replaced. There's

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going to be fewer of us. Our job is dying. We

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need to assert ourselves as being important to

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the game. So I think they're going to take advantage

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of some of the new rules, especially the one

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regarding offensive gestures. They're really,

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really going to concentrate on sportsmanship

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this year. I've got a little blurb. wrote out

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about that. But I think that's where we're going

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to see a lot of that aggressiveness by the officials

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is they're going to call people for unsportsmanlike

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for the gestures they make immediately after

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the play is over. You see, and that's interpretation.

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So right there, they're going to be inflexing

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their muscle. Have you ever seen the nose wiping

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gesture? that the players do. That's a gang thing,

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which I had no idea. I thought they were just

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talking about snorting coke in celebration or

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something, which would be bad enough. But there's

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tons of gestures that we're seeing the players

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make that actually have some pretty sketchy meanings

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behind them. Well, the first person I can remember

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doing it on the Chiefs is Travis Kelsey. Yeah,

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yeah. And it was right after he started dating

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Taylor Swift. He was smelling his finger. Yeah.

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I was wondering what that was about. I'm like,

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no, he would not be doing that, would he? He's

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30 -something. You know, the childhood thing

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where you, yeah, smell my finger thing. But it's...

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It turned out to be a gang thing. Yeah, and it's

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weird, the peer pressure. Leave it at that, I'm

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kind of relieved of that. Because I'm like, man,

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if he really did that. But then I've seen other

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players doing that. I'm like, okay, it was not

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that. That's good. Yeah. You remember the throat

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slashing gesture they used to do? Yeah, that

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they outlawed? Yeah. And that was a direct take

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on how Nicole Brown Simpsons died. Was it? That

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was a direct take on that. Oh, my God. It's like,

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I'm going to kill you so bad, your head's going

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to be like a Pez dispenser kind of gesture. And

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when the league figured out that's what it meant.

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They kept the lid on it, and then when enough

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of the public figured out that's what it meant,

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the NFL stepped in and said, all right, let's

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no more. Yeah, no more, which is the right thing

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to do. Yeah, but players keep figuring out different

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ways to get around the rules and do something

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on TV, and they're going to do it until they

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get caught, and the league makes them stop. That's

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just how things do. The fact that Travis Kelsey

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is doing a gang gesture I find comical. Peer

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pressure. Peer pressure, yeah. Yeah. It's like,

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go sit down, white boy. Don't be doing that.

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Maybe he lost a bet. Yeah, it could be. All right.

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Who will the crown pick for the 2025 draft for

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the Chiefs? Who will be the crown pick? Simmons.

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I think it's going to be Josh Simmons. That's

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exactly what I was going to say. Yeah. Without

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a doubt. Yeah. Second choice, I was going to

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say Royals. Royals is looking good. I think he's

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going to come on big time. And I also love the

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fact that his last name is Royals. Yes. Isn't

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that cool? That's a jersey I'm going to have

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to buy. It says Royals on a Chiefs jersey. On

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a Chiefs jersey, yeah. That's just perfect. Coincidentally,

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I hear that Cincinnati is furious because now

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Taylor Swift has more rings than they do. Zing.

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Snap. Snap. It also means that nobody can complain

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anymore when Taylor Swift shows up at the football

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games because that's his stinking fiance. Soon

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to be his wife. Now she qualifies for the player's

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family, friends and family accommodation. Yeah,

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that's right. They showed Giselle or whatever

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the fuck her name was, Munchkin. Yeah. Yeah,

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quite a bit. Giselle Munchkin. Yeah, Munchkin.

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Yeah. They showed her quite a bit, too, so there

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you go. I mean, yeah. It's just what networks

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do. Well, the reason is, is teenyboppers. Yes.

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It's all over social media. They just showed

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Taylor. Did you see her dress? Oh, my God. My

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wife said... Yesterday at work, she works with

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a lot of women in their 20s, and she said when

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they found out that Swift and Kelsey were engaged,

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there was screaming, there was whooping, there

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was jumping up and down. And so it prompted me

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to prepare a list of exactly every single way

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in which Taylor Swift's and Travis Kelsey's engagement

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is going to affect my life and your life and

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everybody else's life. You ready for the list?

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Yes, go ahead. You want to hear it again? Did

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you get all that? Hang on. I've got to take some

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notes. That was a long -ass list. That's every

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single way in which their engagement really affects

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our lives. This reminds me of Prince Charles

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and Lady Di. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, he

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proposed. Fan club. Everybody fucking loved Princess

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Di. Well, eventually Princess Diana. But they

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loved Lady Di. They were nuts about her. And

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here's this prince who turned out to be a complete

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fucking idiot. Yeah. And his brother. pedophile

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allegedly hey you know but you know that's the

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way they reacted in the 60s to the beatles That's

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the way they reacted in the 40s to Frank Sinatra.

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That's right. I mean, this is nothing new. When

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George Harrison was nailing his best friend Eric

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Clapton's wife, everybody was celebrating. The

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quote -unquote Layla that we hear about. I think

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her name was Patty Boyd. Patty Boyd, yeah, but

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he called her Layla on it. Probably so George

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didn't catch on. Yes, that's why he called himself

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Derek, as in Derek and the Dominoes. It should

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have been Eric, but it was Derek. Eric. Wow,

00:13:03.169 --> 00:13:05.870
so clever there, Eric. Eric Derrick. You know,

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we need to do a full episode on Eric Clapton.

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Yeah. I mean, no one would like him afterwards.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll cover his good stuff,

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too. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, he did have a

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lot of good stuff, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, and

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I appreciated him working with Ozzy. I mean,

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he didn't have to. Yeah. I know he probably didn't

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make that much at that time, that type of music,

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you know, a couple years ago. Really brought

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in nothing. Yeah, that's true. And he did it

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anyhow because Ozzy idolized him. And, I mean,

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really, it was a good thing. Kind of like Jeff

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Beck, too. That was something I saw mentioned

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just this morning, that for a guy who couldn't

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play guitar... Ozzy Osbourne sure introduced

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us to a hell of a lot of good guitar players.

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Well, and also he came up with a lot of the melodies.

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I imagine so. They all say that. All you have

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to do is sing it, you know, and the guitar player

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can pick it up. Yeah, he was really good. Sorry,

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I was going slow when I looked at the recording.

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Yeah. So it's kind of hard to tell here in the

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sunlight. I mean, that bridge has quite a reflection.

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And there's reflection off the water down below.

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Yeah, that's true. Beautiful, spacious place,

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so you need to come out here immediately. The

00:14:12.289 --> 00:14:14.470
weather's perfect for it today, too. Yeah, it

00:14:14.470 --> 00:14:17.610
is. Great weather. Yeah. That sound you're hearing

00:14:17.610 --> 00:14:20.350
is me taking the lid off my coffee cup. Sorry.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, this coffee place is really cool.

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What's it called? Dove? Dove Coffee? Yeah. Yeah,

00:14:27.330 --> 00:14:30.570
it's great. Yeah. So go to Dove Coffee. You'll

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see it has two doves on the top of it there,

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and they're lit up. It's beautiful. Not to get

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too far into the music creeps, but that just

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reminded me. Remember the band Devo? Yeah. Sometimes

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they would rearrange the letters to Dove, and

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they'd go out and play a concert as Dove, the

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band of love. And they do easy listening versions

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of all their songs. Oh, that would be... I would

00:14:54.539 --> 00:14:57.379
rather see that than Devo. That is... I wish

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I had seen Devo in concert at some point. I've

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talked to some people who saw their show and

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they said it was just amazing how they worked

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the stage. I wish I'd been able to see it. I

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was a fan of Devo as well. Yeah. And not just

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the Whip It Good. They've had a lot of interesting,

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I can't say they're like songs that I loved.

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Yeah. They're interesting. The album I find most

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accessible is New Traditionalists. Yes. It's

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got Through Being Cool and Going Under and Beautiful

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World. Yeah. I can't remember if there was a

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hit. I think Through Being Cool was the hit off

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of it. Yeah, and it was an, as in hit, we're

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talking probably top 100. Yeah, yeah. I always

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associate that album with John Belushi dying

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because that was about the same time. Oh, I didn't

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even realize that. Yeah. Okay, wow. All right.

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Will Travis Kelsey move when he retires? Wow.

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I hadn't thought about that. You know, I think

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he probably will with Taylor. And I wouldn't

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blame him. I mean, I would love for him to stay.

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I think, wasn't she from like the East Coast

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or kind of Eastern States? Yeah, that's what

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I thought too. Yeah. And they were from Cleveland,

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but ended up in, let's see. Yeah, yeah, Cleveland.

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And then I know Jason still lives in the Philadelphia

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area. Well, really, I think. I would support

00:16:28.789 --> 00:16:32.970
Travis if he decided to leave Kansas City. I

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think he wants to stay here, but he should do

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whatever's best for his and Taylor's situation.

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I kind of think they're going to keep a residence

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here. I think so, too. But after retiring, Travis

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can do what he does pretty much from anywhere.

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Yeah, and I think that they're going to have

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a few homes. Why couldn't they? Oh, really? Yeah.

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Taylor's still a billionaire as far as I know.

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She's got enough money for three lifetimes and

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then 100 more after that. And Travis hasn't done

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too bad either. Both of them are extremely wealthy.

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I would like to see them start spending, spending,

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spending. It's like buy a house in the city and

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then make a huge impact in the city. You know,

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they're both good people. I think, yeah. Despite

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people getting tired of them and all that. That's

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true. I mean, even President Trump had some good

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things to say, even though their criticism of

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him and all that. Yeah. He still had some good

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things to say. So just him alone saying that

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about him would show you that, like, you know.

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Him being soft on him, per se, when he's never

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soft on anybody, would indicate to me, like,

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maybe, you know what, he even took a look back

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and said, you know, they're not bad people. They

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may not agree with me, but they're not bad people.

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Yeah. So I could see them doing that, and I think

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it would be extremely important for those two,

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at their stage of where they are in life, they

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need to be examples. I think so, yeah. And there

00:18:05.890 --> 00:18:08.150
would be no better way than them teaming up and

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doing something, you know. And they've chosen

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to be very, very public people. Yeah. And that

00:18:14.069 --> 00:18:17.069
is, you know, currently that is what they want

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to do and what they are doing. That could change

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at some point. But as long as they are comfortable

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with being so public and so visible, then, yeah,

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be an example. Be something good. Be something

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that people want to emulate. Oh, yeah. Well,

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and I can tell you this. Travis is, this is before

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Taylor, but I don't think she changed him any.

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He is a great guy. I know several people that

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met him because they're working on his place.

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And they said that. He couldn't have been nicer.

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He didn't walk in and just didn't want to look

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at him or nothing. He was bullshitting with him,

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everything, and telling him little stories and

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stuff. He took a little bit of time, and he got

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to know him a little bit. He'd come in, he would

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address him by name. Nice. Hey, hey, Jim, how

00:19:05.549 --> 00:19:09.920
you doing? So he's a real guy. And he's a nice

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guy, and that's good to know. So I could see

00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:14.559
him doing that. It seemed like early in his career

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he was having a little trouble with discipline

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on the field. He was getting called for some

00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:21.960
taunting and unsportsmanlike, and I thought,

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is this guy a hothead? Is he going to be a jerk?

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He was a hothead, but he changed it right now.

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Yeah, yeah. Whatever happened to get him settled

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down, thank God. Andy Reid, Patrick Mahomes.

00:19:32.039 --> 00:19:34.900
I think so. Yeah. And I think Alex Smith had

00:19:34.900 --> 00:19:36.579
a little bit to do with it, too. Alex Smith was

00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:39.059
a great influence also. That's true. A lot of

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this discipline and a lot of this friendliness

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was the core of what Alex Smith was, too. And

00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:49.490
Andy Reid. probably does not draft someone in

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that highest stature or buy them or trade for

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them or whatever unless they have those qualities.

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Yeah, that's true. Because I think most teams

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have learned the lesson of hiring the quote -unquote

00:20:00.250 --> 00:20:03.009
cancer in the locker room. They have all the

00:20:03.009 --> 00:20:06.250
talent and skill and amazing abilities in the

00:20:06.250 --> 00:20:09.269
world, but they're tearing your team apart. It's

00:20:09.269 --> 00:20:11.430
just not worth it. It's never going to be worth

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it. And another thing is you should go find your

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own people. You know, you use these retreads

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like Schottenheimer used to do, and Carl Peterson

00:20:19.349 --> 00:20:22.769
were so famous at it. Rest in peace, Marty Schottenheimer.

00:20:22.789 --> 00:20:24.549
Yeah, yeah, we love you, Marty. But, you know,

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one of the reasons you never found the promised

00:20:27.130 --> 00:20:30.130
land was because you've got retreads. Yeah. You

00:20:30.130 --> 00:20:32.849
have to draft your guy. Yeah. Draft your guy,

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and you have to make sure your guy is a success.

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Ask Andy Reid. Yeah. You know, he never made

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it. He made it to the Super Bowl once, but that

00:20:41.509 --> 00:20:44.829
was with Michael Vick before the Chiefs. And

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that was not his guy, but that was a guy that

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went to prison, came out, and he helped rehab

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him and make him hopefully a decent person. He

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seems to be now. I don't think I'll ever like

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him because of what he's done. Yeah, it's tough

00:20:58.269 --> 00:21:01.009
to get over that. Yeah, that's something I just

00:21:01.009 --> 00:21:05.390
can't get over. But he drafted Donovan McNabb,

00:21:05.410 --> 00:21:07.670
and he made him his own, and he was very successful

00:21:07.670 --> 00:21:10.130
with the guy. He took that guy as far as he could.

00:21:10.329 --> 00:21:17.549
Yeah, yeah. You know, so anyhow. Okay. How many

00:21:17.549 --> 00:21:19.970
years does Andy Reid have left in his coaching

00:21:19.970 --> 00:21:26.430
bucket? I'm going to go for four. I'm going to

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say five. Five, 26, 27, 28. Yeah. Four or five.

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Four or five, yeah. Yeah, I think if he gets

00:21:36.089 --> 00:21:39.309
another two rings, he doesn't care anymore. He's

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like, you know what? I am the greatest. Look

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at it. Just look at it. Bill Belichick never

00:21:45.950 --> 00:21:48.390
went to the Super Bowl with another team. No.

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Not even close. He went to the playoffs with

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the Browns maybe one year. He was the coach of

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the Browns. Did he go with it? Briefly, the Patriots.

00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:04.329
The Patriots. I mean, the Jets. Briefly, the

00:22:04.329 --> 00:22:07.230
Jets. But he never made it there with the Jets.

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No. No, I think that's it. I believe that's it,

00:22:09.809 --> 00:22:14.250
yeah. Now, as a coordinator, here's what Bill

00:22:14.250 --> 00:22:16.809
Parcells. That's true. He very well could have

00:22:16.809 --> 00:22:18.950
been to the Super Bowl there. Yeah. But so was

00:22:18.950 --> 00:22:23.670
Andy Reid in Green Bay. True, true. Anyhow, I

00:22:23.670 --> 00:22:25.250
mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, he's a Hall

00:22:25.250 --> 00:22:26.990
of Famer, and it's always going to be debated

00:22:26.990 --> 00:22:29.009
who's the best coach ever, and you're never going

00:22:29.009 --> 00:22:33.390
to be able to quite prove it. Yeah. The comparison

00:22:33.390 --> 00:22:37.089
I'm thinking is both Andy and Bill Belichick.

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Have the philosophy of move on from a player

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before they're used up. When they're starting

00:22:45.230 --> 00:22:47.789
to decline, if you've got somebody on the way

00:22:47.789 --> 00:22:51.190
up, then deal the older player and get value

00:22:51.190 --> 00:22:54.690
for them and move on with the younger one. Unless

00:22:54.690 --> 00:22:57.190
you can get a great deal like Juju Smith -Schuster.

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Yeah. He's a great mentor. He is, and that's

00:23:00.809 --> 00:23:04.619
important too. The difference between the two

00:23:04.619 --> 00:23:07.720
coaches is Andy does it and is still seen as

00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:12.000
a likable, sympathetic figure. Bill Belichick

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:15.740
does it, and for the majority of his career in

00:23:15.740 --> 00:23:19.099
New England, he seemed to be Mr. Stoneface, impenetrable,

00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:22.440
I don't want to know you, brick wall kind of

00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:26.319
guy. Now he's at UNC, and he's a grinning fool.

00:23:26.500 --> 00:23:28.980
I know. Well, that young girlfriend may have

00:23:28.980 --> 00:23:30.299
a little bit to do with it, too. Yeah, I guess

00:23:30.299 --> 00:23:32.359
he's getting a lot of hand jobs or something.

00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:35.440
Or something, yeah. Or just walking out there

00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:40.660
with her. Yeah. He could be malfunctioning down

00:23:40.660 --> 00:23:43.220
there as ever in his 70s, and that thing may

00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:46.500
be Limp Noodle fucking Jones or whatever. But

00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:50.420
the thing is, it doesn't matter. When he walks

00:23:50.420 --> 00:23:52.559
out, he's got that hot young piece next to him,

00:23:52.599 --> 00:23:56.240
and everyone's like... I don't care if he's a

00:23:56.240 --> 00:23:57.900
dick. That guy's the man right there. Look at

00:23:57.900 --> 00:24:00.680
him. Yep. And as long as the team is successful,

00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:03.380
nobody at the university is going to care what

00:24:03.380 --> 00:24:05.880
kind of spectacle he makes. And I do think he's

00:24:05.880 --> 00:24:08.079
going to be successful there. Probably so. Can

00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:11.079
you imagine the recruiting? It's like... Hey,

00:24:11.099 --> 00:24:14.500
let's go fuck the coach's wife, man. Yeah. Yeah.

00:24:15.460 --> 00:24:18.640
Maybe we'll get some shots of her. Yeah. So,

00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:23.650
yeah. I think that... You know, it's like a guy

00:24:23.650 --> 00:24:27.089
down the road. I don't know. Damn, I can't think

00:24:27.089 --> 00:24:28.789
of any names that are out there, coaching names

00:24:28.789 --> 00:24:35.170
that have been around. So that guy or Bill Belichick.

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:38.150
You mean the guy with all the rings? Yeah, that

00:24:38.150 --> 00:24:40.970
guy. He's going to win a lot of them just because

00:24:40.970 --> 00:24:43.269
his last name is Belichick. Yeah, absolutely.

00:24:43.690 --> 00:24:47.049
All right. Do you look for spags to take the

00:24:47.049 --> 00:24:51.549
helm post -reed? I don't think so. I think he's

00:24:51.549 --> 00:24:53.349
going to move on by that time. Someone's going

00:24:53.349 --> 00:24:56.250
to grab him. I don't see him graduating to head

00:24:56.250 --> 00:24:58.829
coach. No, that doesn't seem to happen all that

00:24:58.829 --> 00:25:04.009
much anymore. And I don't see Spagnuolo staying

00:25:04.009 --> 00:25:06.789
here and doing that. Because then he's got the

00:25:06.789 --> 00:25:09.390
shadow of Andy Reid to work out from under. That's

00:25:09.390 --> 00:25:11.910
the point I was going to make is you've got a

00:25:11.910 --> 00:25:17.769
hell of a, maybe the greatest coach ever, and

00:25:17.769 --> 00:25:19.930
you're supposed to get into the shadow of that?

00:25:20.089 --> 00:25:23.869
No, you can't do that. Yeah, he'd be better off

00:25:23.869 --> 00:25:27.029
in a new situation. Yeah, and someone's going

00:25:27.029 --> 00:25:29.210
to pick him up before then. I think so. Yeah,

00:25:29.269 --> 00:25:30.930
someone's going to go, man, this guy's just been

00:25:30.930 --> 00:25:33.630
too good. I think the next season where we have

00:25:33.630 --> 00:25:36.009
a dominating defense, he'll be gone. Yeah, I

00:25:36.009 --> 00:25:38.309
think so too. Yeah. And I don't know, you know,

00:25:38.369 --> 00:25:41.910
it could be this season. And I'll give you a

00:25:41.910 --> 00:25:44.690
little example right now. Okay, we're playing

00:25:44.690 --> 00:25:47.430
the Chicago Bears. Yeah. And they're looking

00:25:47.430 --> 00:25:50.470
good. I mean, listen, it's preseason, but they

00:25:50.470 --> 00:25:53.650
just got done beating the Bills 31 -0. It was

00:25:53.650 --> 00:25:58.470
38 -0. 38 -0, that's right. 38 -0. But it's preseason.

00:25:58.950 --> 00:26:02.160
Okay, so you got... people, you know, trying

00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:04.539
and all this. And the Bears are probably trying

00:26:04.539 --> 00:26:06.539
to establish a pattern of winning a little bit

00:26:06.539 --> 00:26:10.079
more than the Bills and the Chiefs. But here's

00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:13.559
the deal. We were 17 to nothing with points on

00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:16.680
the table. This includes the defense and the

00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:18.880
offense. And this is the first stringers against

00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.380
the first stringers. So take out four quarters.

00:26:23.049 --> 00:26:25.630
And let's just go with 17 points and see what

00:26:25.630 --> 00:26:28.930
you got there. I have a 61. Yeah. In four quarters.

00:26:29.269 --> 00:26:33.089
61 to nothing. Of course, they'll probably score

00:26:33.089 --> 00:26:35.490
a couple of empathy touchdowns or I don't give

00:26:35.490 --> 00:26:38.170
a shit. You know, I got to go rest my guys touchdowns.

00:26:38.230 --> 00:26:43.630
But the thing is, is this right here. They, that

00:26:43.630 --> 00:26:47.170
defense, that first string defense looked as

00:26:47.170 --> 00:26:50.119
good as any ones that I've seen. Now, this is

00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:52.799
just a preseason game, and maybe the guys weren't

00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:55.799
huffing it as fast as they could. But the preliminaries

00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:58.359
look pretty good, these younger guys that they

00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.880
kept. I'd say so, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like Justin

00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:06.200
Reed, we love him. But they couldn't pay for

00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:08.880
him, number one. But number two, this is kind

00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:10.960
of like on the offense where they have royals

00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:12.740
in there and stuff like that that are grooming

00:27:12.740 --> 00:27:15.380
to take the helm of these people that are going

00:27:15.380 --> 00:27:17.960
to be let go because they don't pay for them.

00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:24.019
So it's going to be the key, key people they

00:27:24.019 --> 00:27:26.480
keep, like Butker, they pay him. Mahomes, they

00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:29.539
pay him, of course. And it's going to be interesting

00:27:29.539 --> 00:27:32.180
because I think Royals is going to play a huge

00:27:32.180 --> 00:27:36.339
part. I do too. And also, when this Rashi Rice

00:27:36.339 --> 00:27:39.339
suspension of probably five games comes down,

00:27:39.460 --> 00:27:41.940
I think Royals is going to be in there, and I

00:27:41.940 --> 00:27:44.519
think Royals is going to look almost as good

00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:48.250
as Rice. A couple of days ago, actually it was

00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:51.069
more like a week ago, I saw a headline for a

00:27:51.069 --> 00:27:57.829
story saying that there is credible talk that

00:27:57.829 --> 00:28:00.829
Rasheed Rice's suspension could be for double

00:28:00.829 --> 00:28:04.609
-digit games. It depends on, I think, when did

00:28:04.609 --> 00:28:08.650
Adam Schefter say it's going to be five? Then

00:28:08.650 --> 00:28:11.950
probably it's going to be five. Yeah. To be perfectly

00:28:11.950 --> 00:28:17.670
honest. which we rarely do on this show, my news

00:28:17.670 --> 00:28:20.470
feed, I've caught them lying to me over and over

00:28:20.470 --> 00:28:22.609
with fake stories. Yeah, they get you in by saying

00:28:22.609 --> 00:28:24.049
it's going to be double digit. You're like, oh,

00:28:24.150 --> 00:28:26.650
shit. Then you click on it and it doesn't actually

00:28:26.650 --> 00:28:29.549
say that. Yeah, there's nobody actually saying

00:28:29.549 --> 00:28:31.609
that, but they just know what I'm going to click

00:28:31.609 --> 00:28:34.029
on. And it goes, it could be double digits, but

00:28:34.029 --> 00:28:36.109
probably not. And it's like, oh, well, that's

00:28:36.109 --> 00:28:41.109
where they got it. Yeah. Are people driving away?

00:28:41.390 --> 00:28:47.730
Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cool. So, anyhow, let's

00:28:47.730 --> 00:28:52.170
see. How long does Mitch Holtus have left in

00:28:52.170 --> 00:28:56.309
the Chiefs play -by -play booth? When is he done

00:28:56.309 --> 00:28:59.309
tasting the sweet nectar of the booth? God, I

00:28:59.309 --> 00:29:04.410
wish he would have been done already. But let's,

00:29:04.410 --> 00:29:07.690
he'll probably last another couple years. I think

00:29:07.690 --> 00:29:09.509
he'll be there for three years more, and then

00:29:09.509 --> 00:29:12.349
he's just going to retire. Yeah. I don't think

00:29:12.349 --> 00:29:14.690
they're going to get rid of him. And realistically,

00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:20.269
he's kind of aging out of who he's actually talking

00:29:20.269 --> 00:29:24.130
to on the radio. I mean, a lot of older people

00:29:24.130 --> 00:29:27.710
like, old people like me listening to the radio.

00:29:28.750 --> 00:29:31.250
But there's a lot of other people listening,

00:29:31.289 --> 00:29:34.190
like the streaming service or whatever. It's

00:29:34.190 --> 00:29:35.730
the guy who's been there for I don't know how

00:29:35.730 --> 00:29:38.029
many years, and he's an old guy, and he's not.

00:29:38.190 --> 00:29:40.509
It just sounds kind of weird when he tries to

00:29:40.509 --> 00:29:42.849
use the latest buzzwords. Oh, I know. It just

00:29:42.849 --> 00:29:45.890
sounds awkward. So for image, if nothing else,

00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:48.109
to make sure they attract the right audience,

00:29:48.190 --> 00:29:52.730
I think Mitch Holtus is, you know. Three years

00:29:52.730 --> 00:29:54.910
or less. That's what I'm thinking, too. And then

00:29:54.910 --> 00:29:57.609
they're going to be grooming that guy. Yeah.

00:29:57.650 --> 00:29:59.170
And I'll tell you, it's kind of like when they

00:29:59.170 --> 00:30:02.029
brought on Ryan Lefevre and Denny Matthews is

00:30:02.029 --> 00:30:03.710
still there. He's still there, as a matter of

00:30:03.710 --> 00:30:05.769
fact, I think, isn't he? I think so. On certain

00:30:05.769 --> 00:30:07.630
games. He doesn't do all of them, though, because

00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:10.190
he's almost 80. Here's an interesting thing to

00:30:10.190 --> 00:30:14.789
think about. The Chiefs radio broadcast has never

00:30:14.789 --> 00:30:18.750
had a person of color. That is interesting. Mm

00:30:18.750 --> 00:30:21.960
-hmm. Hmm. And you're talking about like the

00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:24.359
main, you know, like commentator, not like Dane

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:26.440
and Hughes. Yeah, the main play -by -play guy.

00:30:26.619 --> 00:30:28.619
Yeah, Dane and Hughes on the field running over

00:30:28.619 --> 00:30:30.720
and going, and I just witnessed so -and -so in

00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:32.759
the oxygen tent, you know, and all that stuff.

00:30:33.019 --> 00:30:35.160
Yeah, the sideline reporter. They have Kimmy

00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:37.539
Chex down there doing the sideline. And it's

00:30:37.539 --> 00:30:39.839
like, how about putting a woman of color in the

00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:41.799
booth doing the play -by -play? Or is that too

00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:46.279
scary for the Chiefs? I think they've got to

00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:48.720
find somebody first. Yeah. And then they've got

00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:51.440
to... Five, ten years ago, they would have been

00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.519
looking for the next Jake from State Farm and

00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:55.240
putting him in the booth because he was everywhere.

00:30:55.500 --> 00:30:57.440
Yeah. And then, you know, you see him and then

00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:00.079
lookalikes in all sorts of places and stuff.

00:31:00.099 --> 00:31:05.440
So whoever's kind of the hot image when Mitch

00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:09.359
Holtis finishes, that's probably who they're

00:31:09.359 --> 00:31:11.019
going to look for. I think so. The hot hand.

00:31:11.180 --> 00:31:13.869
Yeah. So. All right, will Mitch Holt just ever

00:31:13.869 --> 00:31:15.849
go national like Kevin Harlan? I think that's

00:31:15.849 --> 00:31:17.730
pretty simple. I don't think so, no. No, no.

00:31:18.089 --> 00:31:20.009
He doesn't have the national appeal. He's just

00:31:20.009 --> 00:31:22.470
kind of awkward and goofy. Yeah, he does. He

00:31:22.470 --> 00:31:29.130
has too much ump and not enough smooth. Yeah.

00:31:29.750 --> 00:31:32.509
Kevin Harlan was constantly backing up everything

00:31:32.509 --> 00:31:35.230
he said with examples or stats, but he never

00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:37.970
sounded like a know -it -all. No. No, no. He

00:31:37.970 --> 00:31:40.750
would tell you exactly what was going on. And

00:31:40.750 --> 00:31:46.630
he was so smooth. Yeah. So fluid. Mitch Holter

00:31:46.630 --> 00:31:49.210
says all the passion and excitement, but that

00:31:49.210 --> 00:31:53.309
only goes so far. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I agree

00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:55.390
with you. Okay, will the Chiefs' new stadium

00:31:55.390 --> 00:31:59.190
be in Kansas? I think so. I think so, too. Yeah.

00:31:59.269 --> 00:32:01.809
They have the money for the magical retractable

00:32:01.809 --> 00:32:04.990
roof for the magical Super Bowl expedited in

00:32:04.990 --> 00:32:07.950
the next few years. Yeah. And you want to do

00:32:07.950 --> 00:32:10.609
this while you've got the hot hand. Well, yeah,

00:32:10.650 --> 00:32:12.630
you definitely need to do this while Mahomes

00:32:12.630 --> 00:32:14.930
is still playing and playing well. Yeah, yeah,

00:32:14.950 --> 00:32:16.589
you don't want a Matt Castle in there when you

00:32:16.589 --> 00:32:25.549
get the Super Bowl. So, yeah. Yeah, it's going

00:32:25.549 --> 00:32:28.509
to be in Kansas. I believe so. And the other

00:32:28.509 --> 00:32:31.910
day, you know, I told you about my cousins, you

00:32:31.910 --> 00:32:34.569
know, were in town, and one of them had appendicitis

00:32:34.569 --> 00:32:36.470
and, you know, had to have a surgery and everything.

00:32:36.789 --> 00:32:40.950
We're talking to a guy in there, and we're talking

00:32:40.950 --> 00:32:42.450
about where the new stadium was because, you

00:32:42.450 --> 00:32:45.049
know, my cousin's from Canada, and he's a Chiefs

00:32:45.049 --> 00:32:48.049
fan now and everything. Good man. Yeah, yes.

00:32:48.170 --> 00:32:51.200
Oh, yeah. As a matter of fact, one of his daughters,

00:32:51.299 --> 00:32:54.819
she goes to a school in Indiana that's close

00:32:54.819 --> 00:32:58.140
to Ohio. And her boyfriend is somewhat of a Bengals

00:32:58.140 --> 00:33:01.559
fan and a Cowboys fan. And so as soon as Taylor

00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:06.720
and Travis got engaged, I sent word to him that

00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:10.680
now Taylor has more rings than the Bengals. I'm

00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:15.990
waiting for a reply. So, anyhow, and I don't

00:33:15.990 --> 00:33:17.710
even know the guy. I've never met him, and he's

00:33:17.710 --> 00:33:19.789
lovely. Everybody loves him and everything. He's

00:33:19.789 --> 00:33:22.089
a nice guy and everything, but I can't help it.

00:33:22.849 --> 00:33:25.069
I'm trying to think if Taylor Swift had even

00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:27.829
been born yet when Dallas won their last ring.

00:33:28.950 --> 00:33:30.730
Well, that's a good, let's see, what was it,

00:33:30.750 --> 00:33:35.890
95, 96? Somewhere around there. What was it,

00:33:35.910 --> 00:33:38.519
the early 90s? It could have been the early 90s.

00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:41.640
Yeah. I mean, if it was 95, then that was 30

00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:44.859
years ago. And is Taylor Swift 30? I don't think

00:33:44.859 --> 00:33:47.619
so. It's pretty close. Okay, it's close. That's

00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:49.240
kind of neck and neck there. Somebody has to

00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.839
look that up. I did see a meme somewhere. That

00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.420
will be my next one. They showed pictures of

00:33:55.420 --> 00:33:57.160
all these people. All these people have been

00:33:57.160 --> 00:33:59.500
born since the Cowboys won their last ring. Oh,

00:33:59.500 --> 00:34:02.119
I saw that. And it was like, damn, this guy's

00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:05.259
been around forever. That's pretty mean. Justin

00:34:05.259 --> 00:34:07.480
Bieber was already on his back getting sweated

00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:11.340
on. Yeah. Way after the Cowboys won. Getting

00:34:11.340 --> 00:34:15.860
passed around at a ditty party. Yes. With baby

00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:19.119
oil. Yes. Not bought from Costco. Passing Justin

00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:23.239
Bieber this direction, and Courtney Love gets

00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.619
passed that direction, and Britney Spears gets

00:34:25.619 --> 00:34:27.659
passed that direction. And it's argued which

00:34:27.659 --> 00:34:32.199
one's the better one out of all of them. I think

00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:35.539
I'd go Britney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Britney Spears

00:34:35.539 --> 00:34:37.599
always reminded me of the actress who played

00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.420
Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks. I can't remember

00:34:40.420 --> 00:34:42.119
the actress's name off the top of my head. What

00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:45.380
was her name? And she does. Yeah. And for a while,

00:34:45.380 --> 00:34:47.800
it seemed like she was trying to imitate the

00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:50.380
character's life, too, by being, you know. The

00:34:50.380 --> 00:34:53.159
schoolgirl. Yeah, yeah, when she came out. And

00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:56.579
to me, that was so obvious. That was pedophilia.

00:34:56.699 --> 00:35:00.320
Mm -hmm. You know. The schoolgirl dancing around

00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:03.340
sexy. Yeah. Oops, I did it again. With a sock

00:35:03.340 --> 00:35:08.519
on her hand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Anyhow,

00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:10.300
that's a whole different subject. But anyhow,

00:35:10.579 --> 00:35:14.699
okay. How were we so blind? I know. I think even

00:35:14.699 --> 00:35:16.320
then I was kind of like raising my eyebrows.

00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:19.099
Oh, yeah, I remember being creeped out by that.

00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:21.320
Yeah, and I was much younger, and I was still

00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:23.840
like, I don't know about this. This is not really,

00:35:24.019 --> 00:35:26.840
anyhow. All right, and finally, do you believe

00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.219
it will have a retractable roof as in the stadium?

00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:34.420
In the new stadium, definitely, yes. Yeah, I

00:35:34.420 --> 00:35:35.920
don't think it's going to settle for anything

00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:39.460
else. No, no. I'm curious to see what form it

00:35:39.460 --> 00:35:42.059
takes. I think the roof that slides to the side.

00:35:42.889 --> 00:35:45.530
is probably the best choice. I believe that's

00:35:45.530 --> 00:35:49.090
going to be it right there. Yeah. I saw an example

00:35:49.090 --> 00:35:54.130
of a soccer stadium where, excuse me, in order

00:35:54.130 --> 00:35:57.150
to make sure all the grass on the field got all

00:35:57.150 --> 00:36:00.829
the right sunlight, excuse me, they would retract

00:36:00.829 --> 00:36:03.090
part of the roof and then slide the rest out

00:36:03.090 --> 00:36:06.369
of the way. Yeah. So you can do a combo there.

00:36:06.630 --> 00:36:09.550
I got one for you. And this is something that's

00:36:09.550 --> 00:36:14.920
been batted about. And my understanding is at

00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:17.300
one time it was a definite go, but they couldn't

00:36:17.300 --> 00:36:20.460
get the funds sealed. Both stadiums next to each

00:36:20.460 --> 00:36:22.760
other were the shareable retractable roof. That

00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:25.579
was the plan, to have a roof on rails that they

00:36:25.579 --> 00:36:28.840
could slide between the two stadiums. But, yeah,

00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.340
they didn't have the money for it at the time,

00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:33.300
and then they built things that made it impossible

00:36:33.300 --> 00:36:36.739
to retrofit it. Yeah, yeah. And that's too bad,

00:36:36.739 --> 00:36:39.300
too. And in the middle, you know, when everybody's

00:36:39.300 --> 00:36:41.820
tailgating. You put that in the middle there.

00:36:41.980 --> 00:36:43.960
Uh -huh. Yeah, and everyone's under there. If

00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:45.840
it's raining, nobody gives a shit, you know?

00:36:45.900 --> 00:36:48.019
Yeah, yeah. Kind of like Fremont Street, if you've

00:36:48.019 --> 00:36:50.900
ever been there. Yes. Fremont Street essentially

00:36:50.900 --> 00:36:53.699
has a cover over it. It's open air, but it has

00:36:53.699 --> 00:36:56.440
a cover over it. It's not like it ever rains

00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.239
there. No, I was going to say, one day a year

00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.300
when it rains, you're covered. Don't worry about

00:37:00.300 --> 00:37:05.800
it. Yeah, I wish that would happen. I just added

00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.159
this on. Do you think that one of the counties

00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:10.440
like Johnson County that has the money or even

00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.139
Wyandotte County who has the money might come

00:37:12.139 --> 00:37:15.280
up with this and go, we want both of you and

00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.980
here's our plan? Yeah, I think that would actually

00:37:18.980 --> 00:37:21.739
make a lot of sense because you need a covered

00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:25.659
baseball stadium a lot more than you need a covered

00:37:25.659 --> 00:37:27.760
football stadium. Yeah, you know how many games

00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.360
that they would get in because they have a cover.

00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:34.119
I mean, not dome, obviously, but at least a cover.

00:37:34.179 --> 00:37:36.840
And at least with a cover, you can keep it a

00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.440
little warmer than the surrounding temperature.

00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:41.519
Because some of those games I remember in late

00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:44.880
September, early October. The players were out

00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:46.760
there. You could see their breath. Even March.

00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:49.159
They had, like, gloves on, and they're freezing

00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:51.340
their asses off. So if there was a cover over

00:37:51.340 --> 00:37:53.000
that, they could be pumping heat out there and

00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:55.139
probably raise it five, six degrees. That would

00:37:55.139 --> 00:37:57.639
help. March and April, too. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:01.039
I mean, and they could have heat lamps and blowers

00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:04.280
on their roof, their retractable roof, too. I

00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:05.960
mean, there's all different types of things they

00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.500
could do. And I know rain delays are a historic

00:38:08.500 --> 00:38:10.480
and traditional part of the game, but really,

00:38:10.579 --> 00:38:13.519
who would miss them? If there was never another

00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.440
rain delay, would anybody be sad? And another

00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:18.980
thing is the injuries that occur in the wet field.

00:38:19.179 --> 00:38:23.960
Oh, that's true. That's true. So, I'm not convinced

00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.380
that that is not going to come up. Yeah, I would

00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:30.320
be surprised if they've moved on from that. That

00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:33.860
has to be still a serious consideration, is put

00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:35.320
the two of them together and have the shareable

00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:38.039
roof. And who would not jump for that? They're

00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:39.619
never going to use both stadiums at the same

00:38:39.619 --> 00:38:43.639
time. Ever. Nope. So one roof is fine. And also,

00:38:43.780 --> 00:38:48.760
it would guarantee Missouri is no longer a player.

00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:52.599
Oh, that's true. Clay County, Jackson County,

00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.420
any county. None of them would be a player because

00:38:55.420 --> 00:38:59.420
none. Cass, Jackson, Clay does not have the capital

00:38:59.420 --> 00:39:02.159
to do this. And Cass doesn't even want them.

00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:04.420
Cass has never been a player. They don't care.

00:39:09.099 --> 00:39:11.639
They have the Harrisonville Wildcats, so why

00:39:11.639 --> 00:39:14.920
would they go after the Chiefs? Yeah. Yeah. The

00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:18.659
Strasburg Goons. It's happened a couple of times

00:39:18.659 --> 00:39:22.039
where a team has gone way out of town and still

00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.820
used the name of the town like the... the Los

00:39:24.820 --> 00:39:27.760
Angeles Angels of Anaheim was a good example.

00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:30.199
I used to hate that shit too. It's like, okay,

00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:33.420
then we're the New York Royals of Kansas City.

00:39:33.579 --> 00:39:37.719
Yeah. It's like, there's no limit on how far

00:39:37.719 --> 00:39:39.900
it has to be. Yeah, I would just be a complete

00:39:39.900 --> 00:39:41.940
dick about it and come up with like a five sentence.

00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.559
The... Kansas City Royals of a town that's kind

00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:49.059
of south of Kansas City and actually in a different

00:39:49.059 --> 00:39:52.380
state. And then read off the latitude and longitude

00:39:52.380 --> 00:39:55.360
and just go on and on. Yes. But, of course, the

00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.599
radio announcers and TV announcers, they are...

00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:00.940
contractually obligated to call them by that

00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:03.800
stupid name. And wouldn't that be great? Every

00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:07.340
time you hear Ryan Lefevre go, yes, over in Johnson

00:40:07.340 --> 00:40:09.480
County, which is not actually a part of Missouri,

00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:11.860
but it is a part of the Kansas City Metroplex,

00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:15.579
in the stream southern western edge of it, down

00:40:15.579 --> 00:40:17.659
kind of near Olathe, but not quite in between

00:40:17.659 --> 00:40:20.719
Olathe and Overland Park. In the former tornado

00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:25.219
alley. Yes. It's on and on. We do have tornado

00:40:25.219 --> 00:40:30.059
bunkers in the new Be Safe Field. Yeah, at the

00:40:30.059 --> 00:40:34.239
new Kauffman Stadium. I wonder what the name

00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:36.559
of the new Chiefs Stadium would be. Would they

00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.829
call it the new Arrowhead? You know, that's a

00:40:39.829 --> 00:40:41.670
good point. I think they would want to hang on

00:40:41.670 --> 00:40:43.469
to the Arrowhead name and they'll just sell their

00:40:43.469 --> 00:40:46.010
naming rights to the field. What about Giha?

00:40:46.250 --> 00:40:49.030
Yeah, it's like Giha Field at Arrowhead Stadium

00:40:49.030 --> 00:40:51.630
right now. Just like in Denver, it's FedEx Field

00:40:51.630 --> 00:40:53.869
at Mile High. I don't know if it's still FedEx

00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:57.389
or not. So I could see them saying it's, you

00:40:57.389 --> 00:41:01.230
know, the Jimmy Dean Sausage Field at the new

00:41:01.230 --> 00:41:03.570
Arrowhead. Yeah, or if you're talking about the

00:41:03.570 --> 00:41:08.409
Raiders, it'd be Massengale. Massagale douches.

00:41:08.530 --> 00:41:11.409
Summer's Eve. Yeah, Summer's Eve. I was watching

00:41:11.409 --> 00:41:13.949
a car show the other day, and racetracks are

00:41:13.949 --> 00:41:17.469
now getting naming sponsors. And the world -famous

00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:21.809
Donington. Racetrack is now the Simply Sausages

00:41:21.809 --> 00:41:25.150
Donington Racetrack. Their sponsor is Simply

00:41:25.150 --> 00:41:28.610
Sausages. And everyone is required during the

00:41:28.610 --> 00:41:31.630
broadcast to call it the Simply Sausages Donington

00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:34.349
Racetrack. I can hear Joe Buck right now. At

00:41:34.349 --> 00:41:43.030
the Simply Sausages field. At Donington. Or the

00:41:43.030 --> 00:41:44.909
way things are going, how about, you know, here

00:41:44.909 --> 00:41:49.590
we are at the new Royal Stadium. It's the Pornhamster

00:41:49.590 --> 00:41:53.750
Field at Royal Stadium. Pornhamster. Here, Troy

00:41:53.750 --> 00:41:57.389
Aikman. Here we are at the Pornhamster Field

00:41:57.389 --> 00:42:05.789
in Kansas City area. Brought to you by the KY

00:42:05.789 --> 00:42:08.730
Jelly Fan Club in the fan area. Oh, wait a minute,

00:42:08.730 --> 00:42:10.710
wait a minute. That's my personal note. Let me

00:42:10.710 --> 00:42:14.400
see here. Let's see. Today is rubber dildo day

00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:16.599
at the baseball park. Oh, hang on, hang on. Who

00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:18.860
gave you that? Who the hell gave me that? Instead

00:42:18.860 --> 00:42:21.179
of bobbleheads, it's bobbledicks. Bobbledicks.

00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:24.940
Well, hell, humans pouring everything else up.

00:42:24.940 --> 00:42:27.400
Why not pouring up baseball? I'm sure they find

00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.519
a way. Hey, rather than let baseball die and

00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.800
fade away to nothing, they'll porn it up. Make

00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:35.239
them play pantsless. Ooh. There we go. There

00:42:35.239 --> 00:42:38.079
we go. Yeah. Ooh, is that his bat in his hand?

00:42:39.610 --> 00:42:44.789
Hey, look, they can drive trucks up here. No,

00:42:44.789 --> 00:42:48.550
that actually fit in. Oh, God. But look over

00:42:48.550 --> 00:42:50.869
there. They can drive a truck in on a bridge.

00:42:51.869 --> 00:42:53.710
Wow. Look, they have that little thing there

00:42:53.710 --> 00:42:55.929
where it takes it in there, and I guess they're

00:42:55.929 --> 00:42:58.329
putting all the products inside that little cove.

00:42:58.590 --> 00:43:00.550
That's kind of like when they drive a car into

00:43:00.550 --> 00:43:02.590
the showroom of the car dealership. It's like,

00:43:02.690 --> 00:43:04.769
how the hell did you get it in here? Yeah. It's

00:43:04.769 --> 00:43:08.389
like weird seeing a truck there. Yeah. Deliveries

00:43:08.389 --> 00:43:10.369
must get through. I would lie and tell them they

00:43:10.369 --> 00:43:13.590
took it apart and put it back together. Or how

00:43:13.590 --> 00:43:16.250
about the trucks on the truck stop? They put

00:43:16.250 --> 00:43:19.940
the big... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's got to

00:43:19.940 --> 00:43:22.119
be a helicopter taking that sucker up there.

00:43:22.260 --> 00:43:24.599
Yeah, and supposedly they're real trucks. Yeah.

00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:27.840
I mean, I would just like do a shell and make

00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:29.719
it easier. Yeah, really. Yeah. We need to send

00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:32.519
a drone up, take a look. Yeah, I don't see an

00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:35.860
engine in that. New two douchebags expose. Is

00:43:35.860 --> 00:43:38.059
this a real truck or not? Someone be living in

00:43:38.059 --> 00:43:41.179
it like a grocery sign. Squatter in there. Squatter

00:43:41.179 --> 00:43:43.980
in there. Let's see, where was it? I think it

00:43:43.980 --> 00:43:46.440
was Lake of the Ozarks. Someone was squatting

00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:48.599
in a Dollar General sign for a couple of years

00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:51.110
and they caught him. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I will

00:43:51.110 --> 00:43:53.110
let them keep living there. I'd be like, do you

00:43:53.110 --> 00:43:55.409
need any more blankets or anything? Now you're

00:43:55.409 --> 00:43:58.210
being safe, okay? You have GFCIs, right? Yes,

00:43:58.210 --> 00:44:01.650
I do. Okay. All right. Okay, and remember, 10

00:44:01.650 --> 00:44:03.369
o 'clock, all lights out. We don't want to pay

00:44:03.369 --> 00:44:05.710
too much electricity, okay? We are Dollar General.

00:44:06.130 --> 00:44:09.230
Everything's a buck. Yeah. Not really. All those

00:44:09.230 --> 00:44:11.590
neon lights, a lot of interference. It's like,

00:44:11.630 --> 00:44:13.650
turn the lights off, man. I can't get my Wi -Fi.

00:44:14.849 --> 00:44:19.019
Yeah. I can't get my phone signal in here. Even

00:44:19.019 --> 00:44:20.780
though you're a homeless squatter, you still

00:44:20.780 --> 00:44:22.940
have Wi -Fi to worry about. That's right. Yes.

00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:25.519
And you also have rights, so you can barge into

00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:27.659
any house and stay there for three days and legally

00:44:27.659 --> 00:44:31.679
own it. Actually, in England, did you know that

00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:34.639
trespassing in England is not an arrestable offense?

00:44:36.019 --> 00:44:38.739
Wow. That doesn't surprise me. You can prosecute

00:44:38.739 --> 00:44:40.760
them for trespassing, but the police will not

00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:43.059
come out and make anyone leave. Well, you know,

00:44:43.099 --> 00:44:48.199
looking at England's recent history, that does

00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:49.760
not surprise me. And I'll just leave it right

00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:51.920
there. It's important to remember a lot of those

00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:55.360
European countries do not have freedom of speech.

00:44:55.559 --> 00:44:57.760
No. That's an American thing. That's an American

00:44:57.760 --> 00:45:01.300
thing, yes. And there have been, I saw an incident

00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:03.639
on the news just the other day where someone

00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:07.699
in England had posted an insult online to someone

00:45:07.699 --> 00:45:10.840
else. And the police came to his apartment, arrested

00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:14.239
him, and confiscated his electronic devices for

00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:18.320
insulting somebody online. That's, wow. Scary.

00:45:18.619 --> 00:45:21.800
Yeah, it is. Yep. It is, and I hear people all

00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:25.099
the time poo -pooing the freedom of speech. That's

00:45:25.099 --> 00:45:28.750
one of our treasured... Treasured rights. We're

00:45:28.750 --> 00:45:30.929
taking full advantage of it right now. Yes, we

00:45:30.929 --> 00:45:36.090
are. Thank God for the Second Amendment. Or wait,

00:45:36.449 --> 00:45:38.369
Second Amendment, First Amendment. First Amendment.

00:45:38.469 --> 00:45:42.030
Second Amendment is guns. Yeah, yeah. And let's

00:45:42.030 --> 00:45:44.710
see. The First Amendment guarantees that we can

00:45:44.710 --> 00:45:47.150
torture people that choose to have this done

00:45:47.150 --> 00:45:49.849
to them. Yeah. The 16th Amendment was the one

00:45:49.849 --> 00:45:51.789
that gave the government the right to impose

00:45:51.789 --> 00:45:54.090
an income tax, so that one's got to go. Yeah,

00:45:54.130 --> 00:45:59.210
that one's going, yeah. I want to see how income

00:45:59.210 --> 00:46:03.050
tax is next year, because we're supposedly saving

00:46:03.050 --> 00:46:06.070
all this money on everything, and the deficit's

00:46:06.070 --> 00:46:08.929
down, so do they need as much of our money? You

00:46:08.929 --> 00:46:11.269
know how addicted they get to the money. It's

00:46:11.269 --> 00:46:13.130
like when you buy concert tickets. They never

00:46:13.130 --> 00:46:15.849
want to give them back. No, no. You get credit.

00:46:16.050 --> 00:46:18.610
We'll get tax credits. Yeah. Oh, that pisses

00:46:18.610 --> 00:46:21.570
me off so bad. Yeah. Yeah, and also, you know,

00:46:21.610 --> 00:46:23.469
that big check that's supposed to come in, you

00:46:23.469 --> 00:46:25.730
know, Elon Musk and all that. Oh, we just sent

00:46:25.730 --> 00:46:28.610
everybody $6 ,000 and it turned into, well, maybe

00:46:28.610 --> 00:46:30.869
not $6 ,000, maybe tax credits. It's like, fuck

00:46:30.869 --> 00:46:33.429
you and your tax credits. They'll give us a prepaid

00:46:33.429 --> 00:46:37.429
Visa gift card. Yeah. It's only good at gas stations

00:46:37.429 --> 00:46:40.170
and mobile phone centers. Yes, and that's it.

00:46:42.929 --> 00:46:45.250
Okay, all right. We're getting into douchebag

00:46:45.250 --> 00:46:47.210
territory here. We are douchebaggy. All right,

00:46:47.210 --> 00:46:51.840
you got something? Yeah, Chiefs defensive tackle

00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:55.000
Derek Nottie is back with the Chiefs. I love

00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:57.340
this. He went off during free agency and signed

00:46:57.340 --> 00:46:59.699
with the Jets, and then the Jets made a couple

00:46:59.699 --> 00:47:04.460
of big trades. And let's see. Did I put down?

00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.780
No, I didn't put down who they drew. But anyway,

00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:10.179
they traded for a couple people during the offseason,

00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.900
and Derek Nottie was suddenly the odd man out.

00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:15.079
So they traded him back to the Chiefs, and he

00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:17.099
is an important part of that pass rushing package.

00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:20.420
Yes, he is. The Jets love us. They gave us Hardman,

00:47:20.500 --> 00:47:24.920
who was like a star. And, no, there was the Giants

00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:28.059
that let, what's his name, Tony go. Yeah, Darius

00:47:28.059 --> 00:47:31.699
Tony. So, yeah, the Jets have been really good

00:47:31.699 --> 00:47:34.800
to us. And that's great because Derek Naughty

00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.119
was an essential part of that pass rush. Yeah.

00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.860
So now you have Naughty in the mix also. Yep.

00:47:41.179 --> 00:47:45.460
I mean, Naughty, Karloftis, Jones. O'Manahue.

00:47:45.619 --> 00:47:50.340
O'Manahue, yeah. That's, I can't think of a better.

00:47:50.809 --> 00:47:53.429
That's pretty beastly. It is. And then you get

00:47:53.429 --> 00:47:55.750
blitzing linebackers and blitzing safeties. You've

00:47:55.750 --> 00:48:00.650
got Nick Bolton. I mean, yeah. Drew Tranquil

00:48:00.650 --> 00:48:03.230
when he gets healthy. Drew Tranquil, yeah. Drew

00:48:03.230 --> 00:48:07.110
Tranquil was really a true pickup from the Chargers.

00:48:07.130 --> 00:48:09.210
Oh, yeah. I could not believe it when we got

00:48:09.210 --> 00:48:11.690
him. I'm like, they let him go? I was surprised.

00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:15.130
Yeah. That guy's a beast. He is. So the better

00:48:15.130 --> 00:48:20.400
our pass rush is, We can maybe afford to lose

00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:25.159
a Justin Reed. Yeah. I mean, it sucks because

00:48:25.159 --> 00:48:27.980
if you had Justin Reed in that lineup too, I

00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:29.920
mean, geez. But still, you know, we have some

00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:33.300
younger guys, Jaden Hicks and Connor. You know,

00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:35.460
we have some people that can do it. But with

00:48:35.460 --> 00:48:38.579
this. pass rush that we have, you're going to

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:40.460
be flushing him out of the pocket anyhow. Yeah.

00:48:40.619 --> 00:48:42.199
You know, you can have people in there breathing

00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:44.860
down their back, which means that your cornerbacks

00:48:44.860 --> 00:48:47.820
and your safeties are going to have a much easier

00:48:47.820 --> 00:48:51.179
time, or should. And then have an outside linebacker

00:48:51.179 --> 00:48:54.340
who's waiting on the perimeter for when they

00:48:54.340 --> 00:48:57.500
get flushed out. He runs right in and splats

00:48:57.500 --> 00:49:00.360
him. Yeah, I call that the Josh Allen rule. It's

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:01.960
like, oh, you got out? Okay, that's good. Now

00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:05.969
I get you. The only thing is, Josh Allen, he's

00:49:05.969 --> 00:49:08.590
so fucking elusive and huge. He is. He's huge.

00:49:08.670 --> 00:49:11.110
That's why they call him Josh Alien. Yeah. He

00:49:11.110 --> 00:49:15.010
is not... I swear, if you gave him to Andy Reid,

00:49:15.170 --> 00:49:17.449
I'm not so sure that you would not get the same

00:49:17.449 --> 00:49:21.449
results as you do with Mahomes. Yeah. But then

00:49:21.449 --> 00:49:23.869
again, you know what? I can't... No. Okay, hang

00:49:23.869 --> 00:49:25.969
on. Who knows? I can't really say that because

00:49:25.969 --> 00:49:29.900
Mahomes pulls shit out of his ass. That's true.

00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:33.019
It's his imagination and self -confidence that

00:49:33.019 --> 00:49:34.239
really put him to play. Yeah, he doesn't care.

00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:37.400
I thought Aaron Rodgers was so good at throwing

00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:40.440
off balance in the air, fucking doing a somersault.

00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:45.699
Mahomes is a magician. He is. Some of the throws

00:49:45.699 --> 00:49:47.820
he made that he'll never get credit for were

00:49:47.820 --> 00:49:51.000
his... Two seconds away from hitting a turf,

00:49:51.139 --> 00:49:53.840
he somehow launches that ball with very little

00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:56.579
elbow room. He's got so much arm strength that

00:49:56.579 --> 00:50:00.000
he can still throw a tight spiral to someone

00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.619
in the end zone that's two feet from the ground

00:50:02.619 --> 00:50:05.800
while he's getting ready to hit the turf. Insane.

00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:07.840
And nowadays, he can put the right touch on the

00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:09.460
ball, too. I know. He didn't used to be able

00:50:09.460 --> 00:50:12.380
to do that. That touch right there, they showed

00:50:12.380 --> 00:50:14.800
it the very first game, the very first preseason

00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:18.519
game this year. The only play that he was in.

00:50:18.840 --> 00:50:24.659
The touch he put on that touchdown throw was

00:50:24.659 --> 00:50:27.559
insane. Defensive coordinators around the league

00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:31.619
went, oh. They're like, there's no way anyone

00:50:31.619 --> 00:50:35.179
could get that except the receiver. No one could

00:50:35.179 --> 00:50:37.440
get that. Yeah, everybody who's playing the Chiefs

00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.679
this year got really nervous when they saw that.

00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:42.239
And then they saw the first quarter of the Chicago

00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:44.280
Bears game, and they're all like going, they're

00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:46.460
crumpling up their notes right now. Yeah. And

00:50:46.460 --> 00:50:52.280
going. You know, guys, just try to get him. Anyhow,

00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:54.619
go ahead. I was seeing something. I'm trying

00:50:54.619 --> 00:50:59.619
to remember if I got it reported here that Bears

00:50:59.619 --> 00:51:03.780
coach Ben Johnson has been giving bulletin board

00:51:03.780 --> 00:51:07.159
material to the Vikings. Oh, really? He made

00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:11.940
some comment about – I'm not sure exactly how

00:51:11.940 --> 00:51:14.539
this is working out. It was a comment about the

00:51:14.539 --> 00:51:18.199
Bears. racking up 38 points to nothing over the

00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:23.119
Bills. And he was saying, somebody was saying

00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:25.980
something about the Bears' number ones are better

00:51:25.980 --> 00:51:31.539
than the Bills' number twos. And then Coach Johnson

00:51:31.539 --> 00:51:35.260
said something, I should have written it down,

00:51:35.340 --> 00:51:39.760
but the gist of it is that he was comparing the

00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:44.019
Minnesota Vikings to the Bills' second stringers.

00:51:44.409 --> 00:51:47.469
Oh. And saying that his first stringers are going

00:51:47.469 --> 00:51:50.429
to have no problem with the Vikings. And now

00:51:50.429 --> 00:51:52.710
the Bears have to go into Minnesota, I believe,

00:51:52.750 --> 00:51:55.889
on that first game and play in Minnesota. I can't

00:51:55.889 --> 00:51:58.469
wait to see this. That might be exciting. Yeah,

00:51:58.530 --> 00:52:02.070
it would. Caleb Williams out for the year? Let's

00:52:02.070 --> 00:52:07.789
hope not. That is, in my opinion, a stupid head

00:52:07.789 --> 00:52:10.650
coach. Yeah. You don't ever do that. A young

00:52:10.650 --> 00:52:12.730
and inexperienced head coach. Yeah. What, his

00:52:12.730 --> 00:52:14.969
second year, third year? You compliment them

00:52:14.969 --> 00:52:17.630
so much that they love you. Yeah. Oh, man, I'll

00:52:17.630 --> 00:52:19.949
tell you what. They are the envy of the league.

00:52:20.309 --> 00:52:23.750
I mean, you could be talking about the Carolina,

00:52:23.849 --> 00:52:25.510
or you could be talking about, I don't know,

00:52:25.610 --> 00:52:28.329
the Raiders. You could be talking about a shitty

00:52:28.329 --> 00:52:30.670
team, but you make them sound like the best team

00:52:30.670 --> 00:52:33.510
ever. You listen to people like Andy Reid and

00:52:33.510 --> 00:52:37.559
people like that. No, every team is just a split

00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:39.559
-second away from just doing it all. They're

00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:42.079
like, oh, they are so talented. And especially

00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:44.460
in the preseason because you can lean on that

00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:46.860
old standby, well, it's the preseason and nobody's

00:52:46.860 --> 00:52:48.480
really game planning that much. That's what he

00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:51.190
should have said. Yeah. I mean, why say something

00:52:51.190 --> 00:52:53.530
stupid comparing your talent to their talent?

00:52:53.670 --> 00:52:56.389
Just say it's preseason. That's why we scored

00:52:56.389 --> 00:52:58.829
38 -0. It's preseason. It doesn't really mean

00:52:58.829 --> 00:53:01.349
anything. Neither coach is worried about wins

00:53:01.349 --> 00:53:03.730
or losses or anything. We're evaluating players.

00:53:03.909 --> 00:53:07.070
I'm pretty sure McDermott understood. Yeah. The

00:53:07.070 --> 00:53:10.329
Chicago team has not been winning. He's trying

00:53:10.329 --> 00:53:12.789
to get them accustomed to winning where the Bills

00:53:12.789 --> 00:53:14.309
aren't worried about. They know when they step

00:53:14.309 --> 00:53:16.989
out on that first game, they have a good chance

00:53:16.989 --> 00:53:20.250
of winning. Yep. The undefeated 72 Dolphins team

00:53:20.250 --> 00:53:22.469
lost every preseason game. And back then they

00:53:22.469 --> 00:53:25.929
played six. Oh, shit, that's right. Six preseason

00:53:25.929 --> 00:53:28.309
games. Isn't that stupid? That's hell. Isn't

00:53:28.309 --> 00:53:32.610
it? Yeah, there's nobody left. I know. Jeez.

00:53:34.050 --> 00:53:37.230
Okay, well, yeah, that is a sign of a very inexperienced

00:53:37.230 --> 00:53:39.289
young coach. Yeah. And I think he's going to

00:53:39.289 --> 00:53:41.349
pay the price during the regular season. I believe

00:53:41.349 --> 00:53:44.400
so. Yeah. Another thing about the Vikings is

00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:48.099
they traded their quarterback Sam Howell and

00:53:48.099 --> 00:53:51.500
a 2026 six -round pick to the Eagles in exchange

00:53:51.500 --> 00:53:54.300
for a fifth -round selection and a seventh -round

00:53:54.300 --> 00:53:58.539
pick the following year. And this was prompted

00:53:58.539 --> 00:54:00.860
because Minnesota has agreed to terms with Carson

00:54:00.860 --> 00:54:09.800
Wentz. Okay. The trade has been confirmed by

00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:13.230
the Vikings. That they're trading Howell. Third

00:54:13.230 --> 00:54:15.889
time he's been traded since 2024 when he went

00:54:15.889 --> 00:54:19.309
from the Commander's 17 -game starter to a Seahawks

00:54:19.309 --> 00:54:23.050
backup. That was his first trade. Oh, wow. Doesn't

00:54:23.050 --> 00:54:28.630
that suck? Yeah. Okay, so they're traded for...

00:54:28.630 --> 00:54:30.710
I'm going to take the Philadelphia route on this.

00:54:31.050 --> 00:54:34.630
Why would they trade for Sam Howell? Well, Tanner

00:54:34.630 --> 00:54:38.239
McKee fractured the top of his thumb. Okay. But

00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:40.360
it seems that they wanted this trade regardless

00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:47.699
of that. According to Michael Rappaport, the

00:54:47.699 --> 00:54:49.920
Eagles were looking for another quarterback anyway.

00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:53.659
So Tyler McKee getting injured was just kind

00:54:53.659 --> 00:54:56.440
of coincidental. Jalen hurts his size and his

00:54:56.440 --> 00:54:59.239
type of play. I think they're worried about that.

00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:02.739
I would love to see teams start taking their

00:55:02.739 --> 00:55:05.179
starting quarterback out for a few series here

00:55:05.179 --> 00:55:07.760
and there. Well, that's what I'm getting at.

00:55:07.860 --> 00:55:12.719
I think that Nick Sirianni, as much as I don't

00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.000
like him, I think he's smart enough to do that.

00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:17.179
I would like to see that start happening a lot.

00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:22.420
Well, that's what our idea is with Minshew. Minshew

00:55:22.420 --> 00:55:24.960
is not a bad quarterback. I would love to see

00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:28.679
Minshew playing the last seven and a half minutes

00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:31.380
of every game because Mahomes isn't needed anymore.

00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:34.139
And Mahomes now is mature enough to where he'll

00:55:34.139 --> 00:55:37.639
come out. Yeah. A couple years ago, he'd been

00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:41.179
pissed. Yeah. I remember on the sideline, Andy's

00:55:41.179 --> 00:55:44.980
trying to take him out. Fuck no! Fuck no! Yeah,

00:55:44.980 --> 00:55:47.159
and he was sitting there. His leg's about ready

00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:49.639
to fall off. He's screaming, fuck no. He's like

00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:51.820
the Black Knight on Monty Python and the Holy

00:55:51.820 --> 00:55:57.199
Grail. Oh, yeah. Yes. And guess who won? Mahomes

00:55:57.199 --> 00:56:00.579
was out there the whole game. One -legged quarterback

00:56:00.579 --> 00:56:04.260
kicking everyone's ass. Yeah, it was like, let's

00:56:04.260 --> 00:56:06.679
see, who was it from ESPN gave their top five

00:56:06.679 --> 00:56:10.639
quarterbacks? Mahomes, Allen, one -legged Mahomes.

00:56:13.449 --> 00:56:17.250
That was beautiful. It was. They like went into

00:56:17.250 --> 00:56:20.289
fucking Borough or something. I don't know. Or

00:56:20.289 --> 00:56:26.690
fucking Baltimore. Okay. See, Aiden O 'Connell

00:56:26.690 --> 00:56:31.150
is out for the Raiders. Fractured right wrist.

00:56:31.610 --> 00:56:33.849
Expected to miss six to eight weeks. Was he their

00:56:33.849 --> 00:56:36.630
starter or backup? He was going to be their starter

00:56:36.630 --> 00:56:39.690
again. What the heck? I don't get that Aiden

00:56:39.690 --> 00:56:42.659
O 'Connell love. He's never really shown anything.

00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:47.360
Yeah. So this means that what's their name that

00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:51.500
they got from Seattle? Smith? Jano Smith is going

00:56:51.500 --> 00:56:53.739
to be their starter. Actually, they just signed

00:56:53.739 --> 00:56:55.840
somebody that I saw this morning. Let's see if

00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:01.480
I can find that again. So he's not so... Quarterback

00:57:01.480 --> 00:57:07.880
signed by the Raiders. Kenny Pickett. That's

00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:09.239
who they picked up. Kenny Pickett, okay. Yeah.

00:57:10.539 --> 00:57:13.599
Well, okay, so. I could see Pickett stepping

00:57:13.599 --> 00:57:15.860
in and being the starter. Maybe not first game,

00:57:15.980 --> 00:57:20.880
but soon after. Pete Carroll in Seattle seemed

00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:24.099
to love Geno Smith. Yeah. He brings him here,

00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:28.460
and he was going to be the backup. So what happened?

00:57:28.920 --> 00:57:31.500
Was he forced to use Smith over there after they

00:57:31.500 --> 00:57:34.980
traded Wilson away? Yeah, I kind of think that

00:57:34.980 --> 00:57:37.880
was it. Yeah, and maybe that led to him retiring

00:57:37.880 --> 00:57:43.940
too. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Interesting to

00:57:43.940 --> 00:57:49.199
think about, but who knows. Let's see. I kind

00:57:49.199 --> 00:57:51.360
of mixed up my story here. There's another paragraph

00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:58.170
to that story buried down here. Okay. They're

00:57:58.170 --> 00:58:00.449
saying O 'Connell's injury, big setback, especially

00:58:00.449 --> 00:58:02.329
with the regular season fast approaching. Third

00:58:02.329 --> 00:58:04.750
-year QB, has plenty of starting experience,

00:58:04.869 --> 00:58:07.110
is thought to be the solid backup behind Smith,

00:58:07.409 --> 00:58:10.909
trade in the offseason. But I had also heard

00:58:10.909 --> 00:58:14.230
from a different story that Aiden O 'Connell

00:58:14.230 --> 00:58:16.349
had been selected as the starter for week one.

00:58:17.230 --> 00:58:22.269
Okay. So that throws that out the window. It'll

00:58:22.269 --> 00:58:24.389
probably be Geno Smith, and then Kenny Pickett

00:58:24.389 --> 00:58:26.659
will take over. Okay, I've got a question for

00:58:26.659 --> 00:58:28.579
you a little bit different. Yeah. Do you think

00:58:28.579 --> 00:58:30.420
that Aiden O 'Connell was progressing enough

00:58:30.420 --> 00:58:34.980
to be a starter? I really don't. I don't either.

00:58:35.219 --> 00:58:37.400
I think that Geno Smith is just starting to show

00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:42.579
age, and I think the coach realizes that 17 games

00:58:42.579 --> 00:58:46.079
of Geno Smith is just not going to happen. He's

00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:48.400
just going to wear out. Okay, so they just chose

00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:50.460
to go ahead and start O 'Connell. Yeah, I think

00:58:50.460 --> 00:58:52.659
so. So I guess that they're still in a rebuild.

00:58:52.780 --> 00:58:54.920
Well, they should be, too, in a rebuilding mode.

00:58:55.079 --> 00:58:57.860
Yeah. And I think that Pete Carroll knows this,

00:58:57.880 --> 00:58:59.940
and he is, quite frankly, he's waiting for the

00:58:59.940 --> 00:59:02.980
next Russell Wilson. Yeah. But the thing about

00:59:02.980 --> 00:59:05.320
Pete Carroll is he's so good. He came from the

00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:08.380
West Coast. He's so good at identifying talent

00:59:08.380 --> 00:59:11.980
from the Pac -12 or 10 or whatever, like the

00:59:11.980 --> 00:59:16.840
Pac -10 and all the leagues over there on the

00:59:16.840 --> 00:59:19.559
coast. He is so good at identifying talent from

00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:22.019
there. He's got a good pipeline. Yes, he does.

00:59:22.500 --> 00:59:24.980
So I could see him maybe getting another steal

00:59:24.980 --> 00:59:27.480
of a quarterback like Russell Wilson from there.

00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:33.239
Yeah. Okay. All right. What else did it pick

00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:38.619
up? I cut off. Cam Miller. Who is he playing

00:59:38.619 --> 00:59:42.739
for? I cut that part off. Cam Miller. Anyway.

00:59:42.780 --> 00:59:45.760
What position does he play? Quarterback. Quarterback.

00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:48.699
Cam Miller. Vying for a roster spot. Tennessee.

00:59:49.769 --> 00:59:52.409
Or is that Cam Ward? Cam Ward. Yeah. Yeah, not

00:59:52.409 --> 00:59:53.949
Miller, Cam Ward. I'm going to have to figure

00:59:53.949 --> 00:59:56.250
out my printing here because it's cutting stuff

00:59:56.250 --> 00:59:59.110
off. Anyway, Cam Miller, rookie Cam Miller might

00:59:59.110 --> 01:00:03.170
not even make the team. Okay, I don't believe

01:00:03.170 --> 01:00:05.349
he was a first rounder, was he? I don't think

01:00:05.349 --> 01:00:10.869
so. In the Saturday game, he had 102 yards on

01:00:10.869 --> 01:00:13.389
12 of 24 passing, but a good chunk of those came

01:00:13.389 --> 01:00:19.969
during the final drive in garbage time. Maybe

01:00:19.969 --> 01:00:23.889
it was a little late. I was not cutting and pasting

01:00:23.889 --> 01:00:28.710
properly. Oh, well. Let's see. The Saints haven't

01:00:28.710 --> 01:00:30.429
quite picked their starting quarterback yet.

01:00:30.610 --> 01:00:35.849
Kellen Moore is not quite ready to name it. It's

01:00:35.849 --> 01:00:39.769
between Spencer Rattler and rookie Tyler, I don't

01:00:39.769 --> 01:00:44.079
know, Shou, Shuff, S -H -O -U -G -H. However

01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:47.659
that's meant, Battle Snatch. It's been a tight

01:00:47.659 --> 01:00:52.039
competition between those two, but I don't know.

01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:56.199
I think if it's really close between the two,

01:00:56.280 --> 01:00:58.340
you go with the veteran who played last year

01:00:58.340 --> 01:01:02.969
and not the rookie. Sorry, I'm answering my cousin.

01:01:03.030 --> 01:01:05.389
He's on his way back to Canada now. All right.

01:01:06.429 --> 01:01:09.190
I'll keep going. All right. Cleveland's final

01:01:09.190 --> 01:01:11.349
opportunity to evaluate their quarterbacks prior

01:01:11.349 --> 01:01:13.349
to the regular season saw some kind of mixed

01:01:13.349 --> 01:01:15.989
results. They wrapped up their 2025 preseason

01:01:15.989 --> 01:01:18.849
with a 19 -17 win over the Los Angeles Rams.

01:01:19.769 --> 01:01:22.530
Joe Flacco has been named starter for week one.

01:01:22.849 --> 01:01:28.659
Turned in a respectable showing. Flacco competed

01:01:28.659 --> 01:01:31.960
9 of 10 for 71 yards with a touchdown pass to

01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:36.659
tight end Harold Fannin. And let's see, Ben Johnson

01:01:36.659 --> 01:01:41.599
wrapped, oh, there's bears. Shadur Sanders has

01:01:41.599 --> 01:01:46.760
made the 53 -man roster. They dealt Kenny Pickett,

01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.659
which freed up a spot. So now they have Flacco,

01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:55.429
Dylan Gabriel, and Shadur Sanders. and still

01:01:55.429 --> 01:01:57.750
not talking about Deshaun Watson or anything

01:01:57.750 --> 01:02:00.949
about him. You read any story about the Cleveland

01:02:00.949 --> 01:02:03.730
Browns, and they pretend that Deshaun Watson

01:02:03.730 --> 01:02:05.949
doesn't exist anymore, even though he's still

01:02:05.949 --> 01:02:08.150
on the roster. Oh, I know. He's still on the

01:02:08.150 --> 01:02:13.269
team. Yeah, and the thing is, is people are speculating

01:02:13.269 --> 01:02:18.849
if they're going to actually introduce him to

01:02:18.849 --> 01:02:22.090
the team again. Is he going to start, or is he

01:02:22.090 --> 01:02:25.579
trash? personally think he's trash. I think they're

01:02:25.579 --> 01:02:27.599
just waiting for him to come back and then they're

01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:30.199
going to go, we don't want you. Yeah. I mean,

01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:33.900
the last I heard of him was before Traving, like

01:02:33.900 --> 01:02:37.340
last May. They said he was in the facility and

01:02:37.340 --> 01:02:40.739
he was throwing balls to some backup receivers.

01:02:41.400 --> 01:02:43.800
It's like, well, I thought it was his throwing

01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:45.539
arm that was hurt. Yeah, that's what I thought

01:02:45.539 --> 01:02:49.199
too. So was he throwing it left -handed? So the

01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:51.659
story didn't seem to make a lot of sense. No,

01:02:51.659 --> 01:02:53.639
there was something more going on there. Yeah.

01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:55.420
And I thought there was some more. Wasn't there

01:02:55.420 --> 01:02:57.619
more lawsuits coming up or something? Mm -hmm.

01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:04.300
Okay. And then who was it? Justin Tucker? Mm

01:03:04.300 --> 01:03:07.320
-hmm. Got attention for the exact same thing.

01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:10.179
So all of a sudden Cleveland is like, let's be

01:03:10.179 --> 01:03:12.420
quiet for a while and let him take the heat.

01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:14.280
Let Tucker absorb it. Yeah. Well, it's good.

01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:16.059
It couldn't happen to a better prick from what

01:03:16.059 --> 01:03:18.800
I understand. Really? Yeah. And also Tucker was.

01:03:19.340 --> 01:03:23.059
Was not good anymore. No, he was on his way down.

01:03:23.420 --> 01:03:26.559
He was just kind of, I mean, he was still talked

01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:29.360
about a lot because he had been good, but he

01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.579
was coasting. Yeah, I think it was a combination

01:03:32.579 --> 01:03:36.480
of age and also... too much distraction that

01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:39.500
he caused. Yes. Yes. You know, he used to screw,

01:03:39.579 --> 01:03:41.480
like to screw with opponents. He did that to

01:03:41.480 --> 01:03:43.280
Kelsey and Mahomes where he'd go over there and

01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:46.139
order them out of that part of the field. I'm

01:03:46.139 --> 01:03:48.019
kicking here and being a dick and all that stuff.

01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:50.420
Well, you know what? So if you're going to be

01:03:50.420 --> 01:03:53.679
a dick, don't be in a glass house. Yep. Very

01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:56.369
possible. Someone he fucked with was like, you

01:03:56.369 --> 01:03:58.769
know, we found out some stuff. I was just going

01:03:58.769 --> 01:04:01.150
to say that. If you keep pissing people off,

01:04:01.269 --> 01:04:02.750
they're going to start investigating and say,

01:04:02.809 --> 01:04:05.309
what can we find to shut this guy up? You motivated

01:04:05.309 --> 01:04:07.469
them is what you did. You motivated them. And

01:04:07.469 --> 01:04:09.289
every time the Chiefs kicked your ass in the

01:04:09.289 --> 01:04:13.170
playoffs, I'm pretty sure they weren't thinking

01:04:13.170 --> 01:04:15.610
Lamar Jackson. He's a complete gentleman. They

01:04:15.610 --> 01:04:18.210
were thinking of you. They were thinking of kicking

01:04:18.210 --> 01:04:23.619
your ass. Yep. So, yeah, Tucker. Your last name

01:04:23.619 --> 01:04:30.260
is appropriate. So, all right, you got something

01:04:30.260 --> 01:04:32.860
else? Let's see. Ben Johnson was wrapping up

01:04:32.860 --> 01:04:35.219
his first preseason as Bears head coach. Okay.

01:04:35.300 --> 01:04:38.380
Was not satisfied with his first two possessions.

01:04:38.380 --> 01:04:40.920
He was saying, really sloppy football. That's

01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:43.000
plagued us in and out of camp, and unfortunately

01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:45.679
that's what we got here tonight. A number of

01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:50.079
things we could do a better job of. Big problem

01:04:50.079 --> 01:04:53.380
is that sloppy offense was led by Caleb Williams.

01:04:53.639 --> 01:04:59.780
Yes. Johnson says he spent the last seven months

01:04:59.780 --> 01:05:01.960
building a rapport that would be critical to

01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:05.699
Chicago's success in this year and beyond. Their

01:05:05.699 --> 01:05:09.900
first two possessions lasted nine plays, went

01:05:09.900 --> 01:05:13.480
22 yards, and produced only one first down. They

01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:18.579
punted twice. Among the slop, Williams fumbled

01:05:18.579 --> 01:05:20.900
the very first snap on a mistimed jet sweep.

01:05:21.179 --> 01:05:24.840
I remember that. Bears rookie Colston Loveland

01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:27.719
followed that play with a false start. Yeah.

01:05:28.019 --> 01:05:31.239
After a first down on their second drive, Williams

01:05:31.239 --> 01:05:34.559
was sacked on a second and three. Following third

01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:38.860
down, went nowhere. Mm -hmm. So, not so good.

01:05:39.739 --> 01:05:43.880
Yeah, and... And then the Chiefs game, which

01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:46.079
I didn't even really analyze them. I was analyzing

01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:50.099
the Chiefs. They goose egg in the starters. Yeah.

01:05:51.380 --> 01:05:56.320
Is Bien -Ami the running back coach there? Yeah,

01:05:56.320 --> 01:06:01.960
he's running back's coach. Interesting. Because

01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:04.219
Bien -Ami was so – I mean, I know he's not in

01:06:04.219 --> 01:06:07.400
charge of the passing and the offensive line

01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:10.139
and all that, but he is traditionally a fiery

01:06:10.139 --> 01:06:13.900
guy that demands excellence. Yeah, yeah. And

01:06:13.900 --> 01:06:16.260
I would think that if they put him on a team,

01:06:16.420 --> 01:06:19.519
the rest of the people are like -minded. You

01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:23.019
would think, yeah. Yeah. It's going to be interesting

01:06:23.019 --> 01:06:26.960
how this goes because right now – They may look

01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:28.639
worse than they did at the end of last year.

01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:31.420
I mean, last year at least Caleb Williams knew

01:06:31.420 --> 01:06:33.699
not to throw. I mean, he should have thrown more

01:06:33.699 --> 01:06:37.219
actually. He should have thrown more. But he

01:06:37.219 --> 01:06:40.659
was being extremely careful and cautious. But

01:06:40.659 --> 01:06:44.880
also, put that against Mahomes. Mahomes isn't

01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:48.269
careful or cautious. He trusts himself. That

01:06:48.269 --> 01:06:50.429
confidence. Yeah, the confidence is what makes

01:06:50.429 --> 01:06:52.250
him a winner. And you know what? If he throws

01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:54.289
an interception, he's going to come back and

01:06:54.289 --> 01:06:56.449
throw three touchdowns. That's exactly what I

01:06:56.449 --> 01:06:59.050
was going to say. It's not only confidence in

01:06:59.050 --> 01:07:02.150
your ability, but confidence that even if you

01:07:02.150 --> 01:07:04.210
throw an interception or get sacked or something

01:07:04.210 --> 01:07:07.360
else happens. It doesn't matter. It's not the

01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:09.559
end of the world. You can still win. He goes

01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:11.340
back to the sideline. He gets off on looking

01:07:11.340 --> 01:07:13.239
at that film and going, you know what? Here's

01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.260
what they're doing. Okay, let's stop them there.

01:07:15.340 --> 01:07:17.599
I think I can throw one over here. Yeah. Yeah,

01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:21.099
that whole strategy. Him and Reed are so good

01:07:21.099 --> 01:07:23.940
at that. The brainstorming on the site. All that.

01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:29.719
I want to go into Andy Reed getting a bullet

01:07:29.719 --> 01:07:34.679
shot through his... Okay, Kansas City's full

01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:37.420
of crime, as we know. Anyone that's from here

01:07:37.420 --> 01:07:39.699
knows that the statistics are staggering how

01:07:39.699 --> 01:07:42.099
bad it is. And bullets falling out of the sky

01:07:42.099 --> 01:07:45.739
are kind of a problem. Yeah. My in -laws had

01:07:45.739 --> 01:07:50.280
a hole in the roof of their sunroom that they

01:07:50.280 --> 01:07:52.139
got one New Year's Eve. Oh, I remember that.

01:07:52.139 --> 01:07:55.619
Somebody shooting in the air. Yeah. So Andy Reid's

01:07:55.619 --> 01:07:59.059
office is no different. But this was a year ago,

01:07:59.099 --> 01:08:02.219
and we only heard about it. A week ago. Yeah.

01:08:03.579 --> 01:08:06.159
That's insane. Interesting that they sat on it

01:08:06.159 --> 01:08:09.619
for a whole year. Yeah, it's interesting to know

01:08:09.619 --> 01:08:11.699
that they can still keep a secret for a whole

01:08:11.699 --> 01:08:15.239
year. So what else are they keeping? Yeah. It

01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:19.560
kind of bothers me that they could be doing this

01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:24.720
on players, injuries, whatever. They keep that

01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:28.500
on the down low for a year, and I know sports

01:08:28.500 --> 01:08:30.619
people had to have known it. They've had it been

01:08:30.619 --> 01:08:33.699
told, don't cross us. Yeah, yeah. There was a

01:08:33.699 --> 01:08:37.960
head coach that just yesterday was, or I saw

01:08:37.960 --> 01:08:40.960
the story just yesterday, that he was hiding

01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:43.399
the extent of the injuries to one of his receivers.

01:08:44.720 --> 01:08:48.439
Which is illegal. And somebody, one of the reporters,

01:08:48.739 --> 01:08:51.260
knew about it and called him out on it and questioned.

01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:54.460
And the coach was like silent for a second and

01:08:54.460 --> 01:08:58.189
then... He implied that he was going to go on

01:08:58.189 --> 01:09:02.090
a mole hunt and figure out who the rat in his

01:09:02.090 --> 01:09:06.149
organization was that told everybody. Perfect

01:09:06.149 --> 01:09:09.250
example right there is he was trying to withhold

01:09:09.250 --> 01:09:11.449
that information because it worked out better

01:09:11.449 --> 01:09:16.239
for him. When it blew up in his face, now he's

01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:18.859
pissed and he's going to look for the rat. Instead

01:09:18.859 --> 01:09:20.859
of like, oh, okay, I did it wrong. I'm going

01:09:20.859 --> 01:09:22.680
to do it right from now on. Now he's like, no,

01:09:22.760 --> 01:09:24.479
I'm going to keep cheating. I'm just going to

01:09:24.479 --> 01:09:28.800
be better at it. Yeah. Okay. That's the way you

01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:33.300
want to do it. Go ahead. Yeah. But I just thought

01:09:33.300 --> 01:09:35.100
that was pretty cool. Pretty clever that the

01:09:35.100 --> 01:09:38.439
reporter was able to embarrass the coach publicly

01:09:38.439 --> 01:09:40.439
by saying, yeah, we know you've been lying about

01:09:40.439 --> 01:09:42.579
this shit. Here's what's really happening. Why

01:09:42.579 --> 01:09:44.279
don't you address that? He's also going to get

01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:47.039
the coach in trouble. That is strictly forbidden

01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:50.300
by the NFL because, well, you can guess why.

01:09:50.520 --> 01:09:54.380
Yep. Gambling. Yep. Yeah, you can really manipulate

01:09:54.380 --> 01:09:57.920
and fudge things. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Yeah, that started

01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:01.720
a long, long, long time ago that teams had to

01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.880
be absolutely perfectly honest with the medical

01:10:04.880 --> 01:10:07.439
condition of the players leading up to the games.

01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:09.800
Who was out, who was questionable, who was doubtful,

01:10:09.859 --> 01:10:12.220
all that stuff. They don't do it in college because

01:10:12.220 --> 01:10:15.420
the majority of the players are under age 21.

01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:18.380
They're minors, and you don't share health information

01:10:18.380 --> 01:10:21.000
of a minor. Hey, there's a field trip. Look at

01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:23.600
them. They're all looking at us. Oh, cool. Hey,

01:10:23.640 --> 01:10:26.989
yeah. Hey, you guys want to come over here? Nah,

01:10:27.090 --> 01:10:29.729
I think that's a solid no. No, their chaperone

01:10:29.729 --> 01:10:31.510
was like, uh -uh. Oh, is that what happened?

01:10:31.649 --> 01:10:34.510
Yeah. See the tall one in the back? Yeah. Yeah,

01:10:34.529 --> 01:10:38.609
she's saying uh -uh. Yeah, look at the kids.

01:10:38.630 --> 01:10:40.130
They're chomping at the bit. They want to come

01:10:40.130 --> 01:10:43.850
over. Yeah, she's probably smart. Yeah, she's

01:10:43.850 --> 01:10:45.689
probably smart. She's like, isn't that those

01:10:45.689 --> 01:10:47.569
douchebags? Only they're doing a sports show.

01:10:48.289 --> 01:10:50.829
Don't let them fool you. She's like, I smell

01:10:50.829 --> 01:10:58.470
vinegar and water. Yes. Sportsmanship. Okay.

01:10:58.569 --> 01:11:02.149
NFL wants players to have fun, but only within

01:11:02.149 --> 01:11:05.289
the rules. The league will be emphasizing sportsmanship

01:11:05.289 --> 01:11:08.789
and cracking down on violent and sexually suggestive

01:11:08.789 --> 01:11:11.130
gestures this season. I'm all for it. No more

01:11:11.130 --> 01:11:13.470
crotched grabbing, I guess. I'm all for it. I

01:11:13.470 --> 01:11:17.989
am too. Unsportsmanlike gestures like simulating

01:11:17.989 --> 01:11:21.390
or either... Shooting a gun or brandishing a

01:11:21.390 --> 01:11:23.789
gun or inappropriate gestures like a throat slash

01:11:23.789 --> 01:11:27.550
or unfortunate sexual gestures, those were up

01:11:27.550 --> 01:11:32.489
133%, so that is a point of emphasis, said NFL

01:11:32.489 --> 01:11:35.609
officiating rules analyst Walt Anderson. The

01:11:35.609 --> 01:11:37.710
officials have made it a point to emphasize this

01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:39.750
to the clubs. It's just one of those areas that

01:11:39.750 --> 01:11:43.029
the league wants to work actively on. Plenty

01:11:43.029 --> 01:11:45.069
of ways for players to be able to celebrate when

01:11:45.069 --> 01:11:46.729
they come up with some of the very unique and

01:11:46.729 --> 01:11:49.109
often entertaining ways, so we want them to focus

01:11:49.109 --> 01:11:52.869
on those and not the inappropriate areas. In

01:11:52.869 --> 01:11:55.890
April, the NFL expanded prohibitive acts to conclude

01:11:55.890 --> 01:11:59.109
banning the nose wipe gesture that league executive

01:11:59.109 --> 01:12:02.909
Troy Vincent said is affiliated with gangs. The

01:12:02.909 --> 01:12:05.010
unsportsmanlike conduct rule now states that

01:12:05.010 --> 01:12:07.390
any violent gesture which shall include, but

01:12:07.390 --> 01:12:10.770
not limited to, a throat slash, simulating firing

01:12:10.770 --> 01:12:13.630
or brandishing a gun, or using the nose wipe

01:12:13.630 --> 01:12:16.369
gesture, or an act that is sexually suggestive

01:12:16.369 --> 01:12:19.949
or offensive. Now there's where the judgment

01:12:19.949 --> 01:12:23.550
comes in. Sexually suggestive or offensive. That's

01:12:23.550 --> 01:12:25.510
everyone's personal opinion. Well, I got one

01:12:25.510 --> 01:12:27.590
for you. The peace sign that Tyreek Hill does.

01:12:27.850 --> 01:12:32.989
How is that offensive? I don't know. I've never

01:12:32.989 --> 01:12:36.229
figured that out. Yeah. Yeah. It looked to me

01:12:36.229 --> 01:12:39.050
like an easy way to tack on 15 yards for nothing.

01:12:39.289 --> 01:12:41.770
Yeah, it looks to me like manipulation, which

01:12:41.770 --> 01:12:43.949
you're talking about here too. I mean, a player

01:12:43.949 --> 01:12:47.310
could legitimately have an itch on his kneecap

01:12:47.310 --> 01:12:49.590
and reach down and scratch his knee and the official

01:12:49.590 --> 01:12:52.810
throws a flag and says, that's a gang sign and

01:12:52.810 --> 01:12:56.029
it means gang rape and 15 yards and you're ejected.

01:12:56.029 --> 01:12:57.430
Yeah, I don't care for that. Yeah, they're just

01:12:57.430 --> 01:12:59.510
leaving way too... But this is what the league

01:12:59.510 --> 01:13:02.340
does. They build in areas of... That's exactly

01:13:02.340 --> 01:13:03.859
what I'm saying. Utter judgment calls. Yeah.

01:13:03.939 --> 01:13:06.640
Where it's just up to the personal opinion of

01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:09.159
whoever's throwing the flag. That way you can't

01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:11.079
say that they're being unfair or cheating. It's

01:13:11.079 --> 01:13:13.619
just how they feel. Yeah. And also, you know,

01:13:13.640 --> 01:13:15.560
you can see the betting line and which way it's

01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:17.760
going and see maybe how some of these calls are

01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:20.479
going. Yep. Just saying. It's a way to shave

01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:24.159
points by eliminating the guy who just scored

01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:26.380
the touchdown. Yeah. And say, oh, no, that's

01:13:26.380 --> 01:13:29.600
a rude gesture. Now you're out. Yeah. Yep. Yeah,

01:13:29.659 --> 01:13:31.520
you know, they could take your star. You know,

01:13:31.539 --> 01:13:34.340
Mahomes could do something like scratch his elbow,

01:13:34.460 --> 01:13:36.840
like you said, and then they throw a flag saying

01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:38.699
it's a gang gesture, even though they know it

01:13:38.699 --> 01:13:40.840
wasn't. They could take him out of the game and

01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:42.899
we could lose, or vice versa. They could do that

01:13:42.899 --> 01:13:45.859
to Shaquan Barkley. Yeah. You know, it's really

01:13:45.859 --> 01:13:50.000
a subject, and the only problem is I don't know

01:13:50.000 --> 01:13:51.699
how else you do it. I don't know how else you

01:13:51.699 --> 01:13:56.199
clean it up. Yeah. It doesn't work to have the

01:13:56.199 --> 01:13:59.079
teams do it. and police themselves because the

01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:01.000
teams want to sell merchandise and they're going

01:14:01.000 --> 01:14:03.579
to do whatever their fans want them to do to

01:14:03.579 --> 01:14:08.649
sell more merchandise. Yeah, and it's going to

01:14:08.649 --> 01:14:10.829
change year to year because there are things

01:14:10.829 --> 01:14:13.869
that players do now that 25 years ago would have

01:14:13.869 --> 01:14:16.649
been considered extremely unsportsmanlike and

01:14:16.649 --> 01:14:18.409
everyone would be yelling at them and shaming

01:14:18.409 --> 01:14:21.810
them for it. Yes. Standards change. So five years

01:14:21.810 --> 01:14:23.430
from now, they're going to have to revisit this

01:14:23.430 --> 01:14:25.369
and say, oh, yeah, the crotch grab is fine. Nobody

01:14:25.369 --> 01:14:27.390
cares about that anymore. Yeah, because they

01:14:27.390 --> 01:14:29.670
moved on to more violent, crazy shit. They're

01:14:29.670 --> 01:14:33.649
like, oh, crotch grab's nothing. We get desensitized

01:14:33.649 --> 01:14:36.069
is what happens. Tool wrote a song like that.

01:14:36.359 --> 01:14:39.460
all about desensitizing and having it take more

01:14:39.460 --> 01:14:41.560
and more to get a reaction. It's called Stink

01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:44.239
Fist. And you can guess why it's called Stink

01:14:44.239 --> 01:14:47.140
Fist. Yes. But that's what the song is about.

01:14:47.279 --> 01:14:51.239
Peter J. Keenan is an interesting person. He's

01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:53.420
a very smart man. He's very smart. Sometimes

01:14:53.420 --> 01:14:56.109
too smart. But, you know, whatever it is that

01:14:56.109 --> 01:14:58.409
got you off last week is now old hat, and you

01:14:58.409 --> 01:15:00.569
need something a little more. Yeah, yeah, yep.

01:15:00.710 --> 01:15:03.090
So every day you need something just a little

01:15:03.090 --> 01:15:05.010
bit better than what you had before, otherwise

01:15:05.010 --> 01:15:07.350
it's getting boring. That's where you get, like,

01:15:07.390 --> 01:15:10.250
the lead singer of NXS accidentally hanging himself.

01:15:10.369 --> 01:15:13.449
Yes. Yeah. Normal sex isn't exciting enough.

01:15:13.470 --> 01:15:15.569
I don't have to try to pretend to kill myself

01:15:15.569 --> 01:15:18.310
while having sex. Yeah, while beating off. Yes.

01:15:18.329 --> 01:15:22.159
What a way to die. The guy who played Kung Fu

01:15:22.159 --> 01:15:24.619
did the same thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Was it David

01:15:24.619 --> 01:15:28.199
or David Carradine? David Carradine, yeah. Autoerotic

01:15:28.199 --> 01:15:30.920
asphyxiation that went a little too far. Went

01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:33.159
a little too far, yep. Yep, trying to get that

01:15:33.159 --> 01:15:39.159
rush. Well, yeah, gotcha. All right, well, you

01:15:39.159 --> 01:15:42.239
got anything else you want to cover? I'm kind

01:15:42.239 --> 01:15:46.119
of out of football stuff. Okay, well, let's go,

01:15:46.239 --> 01:15:48.899
and then we can go on to the music creeps. Okay.

01:15:49.229 --> 01:15:51.289
Okay, the first three games of the regular season,

01:15:51.430 --> 01:15:53.149
how we think it's going to happen. All right.

01:15:53.210 --> 01:15:55.569
The first one against the Los Angeles Chargers,

01:15:55.609 --> 01:16:01.529
7 p .m. Friday, September 5th. I think the Chiefs

01:16:01.529 --> 01:16:05.149
are going to win. Yeah. I think the Chargers.

01:16:05.920 --> 01:16:08.880
They still strike me as a team that's a little

01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:12.119
in disarray, and now they've got this legal issue

01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:15.220
that they're going to get sued by the fans because

01:16:15.220 --> 01:16:17.520
they promised them a home game against the Chiefs,

01:16:17.539 --> 01:16:19.100
and then they moved it out of the country, and

01:16:19.100 --> 01:16:24.000
they're not giving refunds. So with all the added

01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:27.000
pressures of it being a primetime game, out of

01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:30.359
the country, at night, blah, blah, added on to

01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:34.119
that is their teams just, I don't think they're

01:16:34.119 --> 01:16:37.130
quite settled anywhere. Yeah. So I can see them

01:16:37.130 --> 01:16:39.909
getting jitters and getting out of their game

01:16:39.909 --> 01:16:42.430
plan and just kind of crumbling. I do too. And

01:16:42.430 --> 01:16:44.270
I want to see Jim Harbaugh get kicked in the

01:16:44.270 --> 01:16:47.890
balls right off the bat. By a cheerleader. Yes.

01:16:48.010 --> 01:16:52.210
Yes. Yeah. I want to see him get a ball infection

01:16:52.210 --> 01:16:54.489
and have to run off the field screaming. I'm

01:16:54.489 --> 01:16:59.579
really tired of... Is it Jim? Jim. The cheater.

01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:03.859
Yeah, I'm just really tired of him. He's adopted

01:17:03.859 --> 01:17:07.560
that kindly old grandpa demeanor to try to tame

01:17:07.560 --> 01:17:09.939
everyone down. He's wearing all the baby blues

01:17:09.939 --> 01:17:12.739
and he's got the glasses halfway down his nose.

01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:15.920
He's often photographed with a puzzled expression

01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:18.319
on his face and his mouth open like he's just

01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:20.340
a kindly old grandpa who's a little confused.

01:17:20.800 --> 01:17:24.319
Yeah, and look at Michigan. Yeah, it's all rehabilitating

01:17:24.319 --> 01:17:26.399
his image, and I'm not buying it, and I don't

01:17:26.399 --> 01:17:28.779
like being lied to, so fuck you, Jim Harbaugh.

01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:35.300
Yeah, I'm the same. Okay, week two, 9 -14. This

01:17:35.300 --> 01:17:38.399
is going to be Sunday, the feature game at 325

01:17:38.399 --> 01:17:44.119
on Fox. The Philadelphia Eagles at home. Tough

01:17:44.119 --> 01:17:47.279
game, I think. Both teams are really going to

01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:49.739
be motivated, aren't they? 50 -50. You know,

01:17:49.800 --> 01:17:51.460
and I think it's going to come down to a late

01:17:51.460 --> 01:17:54.800
mistake. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Kind of also

01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:57.100
depends on the first game. If the Chiefs go down

01:17:57.100 --> 01:18:00.300
to Brazil and just blow out the Chargers and

01:18:00.300 --> 01:18:03.159
just romp all over them, then they might not

01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:06.050
be ready for the Eagles. But if they have a hard

01:18:06.050 --> 01:18:07.789
fight against the Chargers, then they're going

01:18:07.789 --> 01:18:09.489
to be ready for the Eagles. You see, the Chargers

01:18:09.489 --> 01:18:11.329
could be a trap game right off the bat, though.

01:18:11.329 --> 01:18:13.949
Yeah, I know. That's just kind of weird. I don't

01:18:13.949 --> 01:18:15.890
think so, because this is Andy Reid and Patrick

01:18:15.890 --> 01:18:18.590
Mahomes. Yeah. That's why I didn't go trap game.

01:18:18.729 --> 01:18:21.550
Yeah. It's because... Yeah. So that would make

01:18:21.550 --> 01:18:24.649
the Eagles the trap game, possibly. Yeah, I would

01:18:24.649 --> 01:18:27.020
think... Anybody in the organization would be

01:18:27.020 --> 01:18:28.720
smart enough to point out and say, look, this

01:18:28.720 --> 01:18:30.800
could be a trap game. We're smarter than that.

01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:32.479
We're not going to fall for it, so let's just

01:18:32.479 --> 01:18:34.500
not even worry about it. But actually, the real

01:18:34.500 --> 01:18:38.460
trap game is this. Week three, New York Giants.

01:18:38.539 --> 01:18:44.039
Yes. Now, the Giants are not horrible. They're

01:18:44.039 --> 01:18:46.079
getting better. They're not a very good team,

01:18:46.119 --> 01:18:47.960
but they are getting better. They are capable.

01:18:48.119 --> 01:18:50.159
They could beat any team. They're about where

01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:52.359
Denver was last year, aren't they? Yeah, pretty

01:18:52.359 --> 01:18:55.579
much. Except without the hot quarterback. And

01:18:55.579 --> 01:18:59.039
this is 7 .20 p .m. NBC, of course, Sunday Night

01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:02.260
Football. Three primetime games in a row? Yeah.

01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:05.420
Damn. I think most of their games are primetime.

01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:07.520
I think we've got seven of them this year. I'm

01:19:07.520 --> 01:19:09.479
still going with the Chiefs over the Giants.

01:19:09.739 --> 01:19:13.029
Okay, so they have 7 p .m. Primetime standalone

01:19:13.029 --> 01:19:17.090
game on Friday the 5th. Then the Eagles, 325

01:19:17.090 --> 01:19:20.189
on Fox. That is the game of the week. Yeah, that'll

01:19:20.189 --> 01:19:22.869
be the national game. The national game. 720,

01:19:23.369 --> 01:19:26.890
Sunday night football against the Giants. The

01:19:26.890 --> 01:19:31.649
Ravens, 325, the game of the week on CBS. Jacksonville

01:19:31.649 --> 01:19:35.189
Jaguars, 715 on ESPN, which would be Monday night

01:19:35.189 --> 01:19:39.470
football. Detroit Lions, 720 p .m. on NBC, Sunday

01:19:39.470 --> 01:19:42.810
night football. The Raiders are a 12 o 'clock

01:19:42.810 --> 01:19:44.689
game, not the feature game. I wouldn't think.

01:19:44.810 --> 01:19:48.250
The Commanders, 7 -15, ESPN, ABC, which would

01:19:48.250 --> 01:19:50.609
be Monday Night Football. The Native Americans

01:19:50.609 --> 01:19:53.949
against the Native Americans. Yes. The Buffalo

01:19:53.949 --> 01:19:57.710
Bills, 3 -25, CBS, feature game. Yeah. Denver

01:19:57.710 --> 01:20:02.090
Broncos, 3 -25, feature game of the week. Indianapolis

01:20:02.090 --> 01:20:06.289
Colts, nope. Dallas Cowboys. This would be the

01:20:06.289 --> 01:20:08.670
Thanksgiving standalone 3 .30 late afternoon

01:20:08.670 --> 01:20:13.310
game on CBS. Cowboys and Indians. Yep. The Texans,

01:20:13.390 --> 01:20:16.850
the Houston Texans, 7 .20 p .m. NBC Sunday Night

01:20:16.850 --> 01:20:19.229
Football. And then you have a couple of 12 o

01:20:19.229 --> 01:20:21.529
'clocks with the Chargers and the Titans. Then

01:20:21.529 --> 01:20:26.109
you have prime video, 7 .15 p .m., 12 .25 Christmas

01:20:26.109 --> 01:20:28.210
against the Broncos. Oh, that's going to be so

01:20:28.210 --> 01:20:32.399
fun. Yep, and then the Raiders are... to be determined

01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:35.000
depending on where everybody is at. Yeah. So

01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:39.300
over half, 70 % of their games are at least the

01:20:39.300 --> 01:20:41.579
game of the week, if not a standalone. And, yeah,

01:20:41.659 --> 01:20:44.579
the seven games that I was talking about, they

01:20:44.579 --> 01:20:48.199
have seven games that start at 7 o 'clock. Yeah.

01:20:48.600 --> 01:20:50.979
So depending on the last game of the season,

01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:53.439
too. But going to be some late nights and people

01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:55.539
being really worn out when they go to work the

01:20:55.539 --> 01:20:59.079
next morning. Yes. So the thing is, is that right

01:20:59.079 --> 01:21:01.930
there, I mean, That's not necessarily a bad thing.

01:21:02.109 --> 01:21:06.909
No, no. Trial by fire. Yeah, I mean, to me, I

01:21:06.909 --> 01:21:09.470
think the Chiefs feed on games like that. So

01:21:09.470 --> 01:21:11.890
I think they're fine. It's bad news for everyone

01:21:11.890 --> 01:21:15.149
who feels overexposed to the Chiefs. There's

01:21:15.149 --> 01:21:17.229
no let up in sight. Oh, it's worse than when

01:21:17.229 --> 01:21:20.569
the Patriots. It is, yeah. And they're more efficient

01:21:20.569 --> 01:21:23.390
at it now, too. Yes, they are, yeah. I think

01:21:23.390 --> 01:21:26.010
that what they're... What there is, is this right

01:21:26.010 --> 01:21:28.649
here. They see history being made, and they want

01:21:28.649 --> 01:21:31.979
to get every second of it. Yeah, yeah. What's

01:21:31.979 --> 01:21:33.960
that old expression? Make hay while the sun shines?

01:21:34.300 --> 01:21:36.579
Yes. Take advantage of your opportunities. That's

01:21:36.579 --> 01:21:38.640
what they're doing. And I agree with them. I

01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:41.520
would, too. And plus, you have Tay -Tay and Kelsey

01:21:41.520 --> 01:21:44.899
now. Now they're engaged in Brazil. She's in

01:21:44.899 --> 01:21:48.359
there in her box, luxury box in Brazil, hugging

01:21:48.359 --> 01:21:51.579
little Brazilian kids. Adopting one, maybe. Adopting

01:21:51.579 --> 01:21:53.579
one, yeah. No, wait. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

01:21:53.579 --> 01:21:55.319
already did that. Oh, no, they got that coming.

01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:58.100
She'll have one on her lap bouncing. Yep. Yeah.

01:21:58.590 --> 01:22:03.949
What would his name be? Geraldo? Geraldo Hervé.

01:22:04.750 --> 01:22:08.189
Geraldo Hervé on her knee. And that'll speculate

01:22:08.189 --> 01:22:10.789
baby rumors. Oh, does she have a baby bump? Does

01:22:10.789 --> 01:22:12.250
she have a baby bump? Oh, she's got a baby bump.

01:22:12.270 --> 01:22:15.350
Look, she's bouncing a little Brazilian. Geraldo,

01:22:15.350 --> 01:22:18.170
what was his middle name? Hervé. Hervé on her

01:22:18.170 --> 01:22:23.060
knee. She must be pregnant. I imagine there's

01:22:23.060 --> 01:22:26.460
probably already millions of dollars bet on when

01:22:26.460 --> 01:22:29.319
Taylor's first child is going to be. Probably.

01:22:29.399 --> 01:22:31.500
There's probably already a ton of bets being

01:22:31.500 --> 01:22:35.319
placed on that. Yep. Boy or girl, probably. Yeah.

01:22:35.560 --> 01:22:38.760
Bets on that. Yeah. A little Trav or a little

01:22:38.760 --> 01:22:41.640
Tay -Tay. Hey, one of each. She could have twins.

01:22:41.859 --> 01:22:44.479
Oh, that's true. Yeah. Wouldn't it be funny if

01:22:44.479 --> 01:22:47.800
she had triplets? Ooh. Oh, yeah. And one was

01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:51.800
black. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. No. Sorry. Throwback

01:22:51.800 --> 01:22:54.699
gene. That has actually happened where a woman

01:22:54.699 --> 01:22:56.920
had twins and they each had a different father.

01:22:57.119 --> 01:22:59.979
Yeah, yep. That usually happens in, like, you

01:22:59.979 --> 01:23:01.960
know, dogs and cats where they have litters.

01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:04.920
Humans don't have litters. But this woman accidentally

01:23:04.920 --> 01:23:09.239
had a litter. Boy, I'll tell you what. She had

01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:11.699
some explaining to do, didn't she? Yeah. Well,

01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:13.300
it might have been a three -way. You never know.

01:23:13.479 --> 01:23:15.239
Oh, you know what? It could have been. It could

01:23:15.239 --> 01:23:17.460
have been like, damn it. I thought he wore a

01:23:17.460 --> 01:23:22.119
rubber. Shit. And one guy was like, damn, I'm

01:23:22.119 --> 01:23:24.300
glad I was doing anal. Otherwise, I'd be a daddy.

01:23:24.300 --> 01:23:27.539
I'd be a dad, too. Wow, we are douchebags, aren't

01:23:27.539 --> 01:23:30.920
we? Well, I'm glad I decided she was talking

01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:35.720
too much. All right, on that note, let's go ahead

01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:38.439
and cut this bitch off. Okay. Hey, everybody,

01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:41.119
thank you for listening. We really appreciate

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it. And go fuck yourself.