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Could you please 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:54.659 put my plain bread in a small countertop appliance 00:02:54.659 --> 00:02:56.960 with heating elements that would spring -loaded 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:59.900 and would brown my bread adequately? Well, first 00:02:59.900 --> 00:03:02.680 off, I'm not a waiter. I'm just a guy over there 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.759 sitting at the table having a drink. Second off, 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:07.740 are you talking about someone toasting your bread? 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:10.780 Why, yes. Yes, I am. I'm talking about my bread 00:03:10.780 --> 00:03:12.939 being toasted. Then why don't you just ask for 00:03:12.939 --> 00:03:15.580 your bread to be toasted, you dumb bastard? The 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:19.620 hell's wrong with you? Hey there, slap nuts. 00:03:19.699 --> 00:03:25.379 It's time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my 00:03:25.379 --> 00:03:27.800 little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:31.500 with your music news. In a recent interview with 00:03:31.500 --> 00:03:35.080 WZLX's Kenny Young, Joe Perry once again spoke 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:37.280 about the possibility of Aerosmith playing one 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:40.699 final concert. A year after the legendary rockers 00:03:40.699 --> 00:03:42.180 announced that they were officially retiring 00:03:42.180 --> 00:03:45.319 from touring due to singer Steven Tyler's vocal 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:48.189 injury. Aerosmith made the announcement August 00:03:48.189 --> 00:03:52.270 2, 2024, nearly one year after the 77 -year -old 00:03:52.270 --> 00:03:54.710 singer fractured his larynx during a September 00:03:54.710 --> 00:03:58.669 2023 show. Perry said about the likelihood of 00:03:58.669 --> 00:04:01.169 another Aerosmith show, We're actually talking 00:04:01.169 --> 00:04:03.530 quite a bit. I know our touring days are over, 00:04:03.590 --> 00:04:05.729 but I don't know. We're all flesh and blood. 00:04:06.729 --> 00:04:09.090 I don't know, but I would say at some point we 00:04:09.090 --> 00:04:11.569 will all be together on the same stage. If I 00:04:11.569 --> 00:04:14.250 was a betting man, which I am, I would say at 00:04:14.250 --> 00:04:16.529 some point something's going to happen, but we'll 00:04:16.529 --> 00:04:21.589 see. Stay tuned. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That 00:04:21.589 --> 00:04:24.350 was your music news. And remember, bar chords 00:04:24.350 --> 00:04:31.250 are bullshit. You watched the news. It looks 00:04:31.250 --> 00:04:35.250 grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable? We suggest 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:38.430 you download all of our podcasts beforehand and 00:04:38.430 --> 00:04:42.269 have multiple mobile chargers. We have the post 00:04:42.269 --> 00:04:48.769 -apocalypse. Okay, so you have your bunker set. 00:04:49.290 --> 00:04:52.290 And what do you do inside this bunker to give 00:04:52.290 --> 00:04:56.629 you the readiness if an apocalypse occurs? Here 00:04:56.629 --> 00:05:00.589 are some products you will probably use. Zip 00:05:00.589 --> 00:05:04.209 ties, duct tape, fishing line, a needle and thread. 00:05:04.699 --> 00:05:08.120 Matches or lighter, scissors, safety pins, super 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:11.680 glue, bungee cords, parachute cord, sugar, salt, 00:05:11.779 --> 00:05:14.180 pepper, garlic, and chicken and beef bouillon 00:05:14.180 --> 00:05:17.980 cubes. Crusty's instant pancake mix, Jiffy muffin 00:05:17.980 --> 00:05:21.139 mix, or Bisquick, or all the above. Powdered 00:05:21.139 --> 00:05:24.360 milk, cocoa, instant coffee, or other dry beverage 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:27.519 mixes. Canned meats like tuna, chicken, salmon, 00:05:27.620 --> 00:05:30.800 and sardines. Candid dry soup like Lipton and 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:34.029 Knorr noodle packages. Nuts. Peanut butter, jelly, 00:05:34.170 --> 00:05:37.829 or honey, breakfast bars, cereals, packaged oatmeal, 00:05:38.290 --> 00:05:41.649 low -salt crackers, Ritz crackers, ram crackers, 00:05:41.829 --> 00:05:44.610 or animal cookies. Canned and dry vegetable and 00:05:44.610 --> 00:05:57.569 fruit, and this should get you started. Two douchebags 00:05:57.569 --> 00:05:59.649 and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas 00:05:59.649 --> 00:06:14.120 City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. Awesome. 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:17.339 Cool. Well, you know, we're going to Eureka Springs 00:06:17.339 --> 00:06:21.000 Tuesday, and we're going to try to do a show 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.839 from down there, which means Tuesday I'm going 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:27.319 to be on the road, and then probably Tuesday 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:29.199 night I'm not going to feel like doing a podcast. 00:06:29.500 --> 00:06:35.100 So how about Wednesday night? Is that good? I 00:06:35.100 --> 00:06:37.879 have a busy week, which I've been coming, so. 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:40.899 Okay. Yeah, Wednesday works. I can switch that 00:06:40.899 --> 00:06:44.100 around. Okay, excellent. I got to looking at 00:06:44.100 --> 00:06:46.500 some stuff, and one of our favorite places closed, 00:06:46.939 --> 00:06:49.360 The Rockin' Pig. Oh, no shit. Yeah, The Rockin' 00:06:49.379 --> 00:06:51.920 Pig is gone. Have you ever been there? Very popular 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:58.639 place. I think I remember driving by it. I never 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:02.259 went in. It is a great place. They had a Nashville 00:07:02.259 --> 00:07:05.050 chicken that was out of this world. It was great. 00:07:05.410 --> 00:07:09.810 And the only thing I can think of is, yeah, it 00:07:09.810 --> 00:07:12.350 was good, really good. Well, the thing is, is 00:07:12.350 --> 00:07:14.490 this right here. They were having problems getting 00:07:14.490 --> 00:07:18.430 help, and we weathered the storm. It took like 00:07:18.430 --> 00:07:20.589 20 minutes to get in there, and only half the 00:07:20.589 --> 00:07:23.709 tables, you know, were being used. And people 00:07:23.709 --> 00:07:25.269 are getting pissed off going, why don't they 00:07:25.269 --> 00:07:28.209 let us all in? Well, I knew why. The reason is 00:07:28.209 --> 00:07:30.209 they didn't have enough help. Otherwise, they 00:07:30.209 --> 00:07:32.220 would have had everybody come in. And people 00:07:32.220 --> 00:07:34.199 were getting mad. They had to wait outside and 00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:38.180 all this stuff. And I get it. But the common 00:07:38.180 --> 00:07:41.540 person, or not common person, I think most people 00:07:41.540 --> 00:07:44.600 don't put that much thought into it, right? But 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:46.639 I did. I was like thinking, boy, I don't know. 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:48.540 This might affect their business eventually. 00:07:48.899 --> 00:07:51.540 I guess it did. Well, it sucks. I mean, what 00:07:51.540 --> 00:07:54.040 can you do? I mean, down there especially, you're 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:58.610 limited to whoever comes to you. Whoever comes 00:07:58.610 --> 00:08:01.149 to you and wants work, that's who you get. You 00:08:01.149 --> 00:08:04.529 don't get your pick of the litter, right? Right. 00:08:04.850 --> 00:08:07.370 So there's just not that many people down there 00:08:07.370 --> 00:08:11.110 is the problem, and all these places need help, 00:08:11.149 --> 00:08:13.050 and I guess the Rockin' Pig just couldn't handle 00:08:13.050 --> 00:08:15.350 it. This is what I think happened. I didn't read 00:08:15.350 --> 00:08:18.930 it or anything, but I kind of read into it being 00:08:18.930 --> 00:08:22.670 there the last few times and the way business 00:08:22.670 --> 00:08:28.180 was done. A widow has her late husband's tattoo 00:08:28.180 --> 00:08:32.240 cut from his corpse. Framed as a cool tribute. 00:08:32.620 --> 00:08:37.480 Yes. Framed as a cool tribute, it does so much 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:41.000 more than a picture. Instead of wearing her heart 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:44.039 on her sleeve, she got her husband's sleeve framed, 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:48.980 Rob. I get it. I get it. Honestly, I do. I get 00:08:48.980 --> 00:08:53.259 it. Well, at first I was kind of gasping. I get 00:08:53.259 --> 00:08:56.169 it too. You feel like I do. After I thought about 00:08:56.169 --> 00:08:58.149 it for a minute, you caught it a lot quicker 00:08:58.149 --> 00:09:00.690 than I did. It took me a minute to warm up to 00:09:00.690 --> 00:09:02.070 this because I'm kind of like, oh, that's kind 00:09:02.070 --> 00:09:05.110 of ghoulish. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of ghoulish. 00:09:05.509 --> 00:09:09.730 No, I get it. I get it too now, you know. That's 00:09:09.730 --> 00:09:13.710 love, you know. I agree, I agree. And also he 00:09:13.710 --> 00:09:15.710 wanted, I'll go on in this article here, but 00:09:15.710 --> 00:09:19.470 he wanted it to be done anyhow. When Angelica 00:09:19.470 --> 00:09:22.590 Radevsky lost her spouse unexpectedly earlier 00:09:22.590 --> 00:09:25.350 this year, the West Virginia nurse and mother 00:09:25.350 --> 00:09:27.789 of one made a bold decision that has stunned 00:09:27.789 --> 00:09:30.750 millions online. She preserved and framed a piece 00:09:30.750 --> 00:09:34.929 of his tattooed skin. Angelica, 35, and her husband 00:09:34.929 --> 00:09:37.669 TJ had been lifelong friends before marrying 00:09:37.669 --> 00:09:40.990 in 2021 and raising their 10 -year -old son, 00:09:41.129 --> 00:09:43.950 Preston. I knew we were going to do this because 00:09:43.950 --> 00:09:46.250 we had talked about it before, Angelica said. 00:09:47.340 --> 00:09:51.980 Now viral TikTok video. Of the more than 70 tats 00:09:51.980 --> 00:09:54.620 TJ had inked over his body, they chose to preserve 00:09:54.620 --> 00:09:56.940 his Pittsburgh Steelers helmet design. Well, 00:09:56.980 --> 00:10:00.259 that's the only flaw in this story. Yeah. Yeah. 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:04.179 Okay. Yeah, well, sorry about his bad taste. 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:09.059 Complete with skull imagery and finished off 00:10:09.059 --> 00:10:11.179 in his beloved team's black and gold colors. 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:14.240 It was his first sleeve tattoo and a favorite 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:17.320 of his and their son, Preston, who was the one 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:20.220 who ultimately made the final call. This is dad, 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:22.799 he told his mother. So their 10 -year -old son 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:27.519 was in on it, too. So, yeah, I think that's cool, 00:10:27.580 --> 00:10:29.379 too. He has something there that he can pick 00:10:29.379 --> 00:10:33.860 up and go, you know, love you, dad. I get it. 00:10:33.980 --> 00:10:38.090 I get it, you know. So after the funeral, Angelica 00:10:38.090 --> 00:10:41.629 and both our fathers have passed away. So we 00:10:41.629 --> 00:10:45.529 know how horrible that is for a son, especially 00:10:45.529 --> 00:10:48.710 him. I mean, he's 10 years old and his dad was 00:10:48.710 --> 00:10:51.929 in his 30s. So I could only imagine. My dad was 00:10:51.929 --> 00:10:54.950 in his 50s and that was hard enough, you know. 00:10:55.289 --> 00:10:58.190 He was 55 and that was rough enough. And I had 00:10:58.190 --> 00:11:00.429 a few years with him, not as many as I wanted, 00:11:00.509 --> 00:11:02.649 but I could only imagine this. I think this is 00:11:02.649 --> 00:11:04.889 great that he's going to have this to remember 00:11:04.889 --> 00:11:06.769 his dad by. Of course, he's going to get older. 00:11:06.929 --> 00:11:09.730 He's going to get much older and he's going to, 00:11:09.789 --> 00:11:13.389 memories aren't going to be quite so vivid, but 00:11:13.389 --> 00:11:17.409 he's going to have this to look at, right? Yeah. 00:11:17.690 --> 00:11:20.480 You know what I mean? Every now and then, my 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:22.419 mind will flash back to certain things about 00:11:22.419 --> 00:11:24.779 my dad. It's been so long. It's been since 93. 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:28.559 So every now and then, little certain flashbacks, 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:30.700 I remember some things. Like I remember his Alberto 00:11:30.700 --> 00:11:35.000 V05 cream that he put in his hair. Remember that 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.139 the other day for no reason, right? You do stuff 00:11:37.139 --> 00:11:52.929 like that too? Yeah. That's good for you, Rob. 00:11:52.990 --> 00:11:56.029 Rob, you are a great son. You are a great son. 00:11:58.129 --> 00:12:01.370 It gives me a little bit of therapy, too. It 00:12:01.370 --> 00:12:04.049 does. It does. I'll tell you what. I go over 00:12:04.049 --> 00:12:06.210 there and talk to my brother and my dad whenever 00:12:06.210 --> 00:12:08.570 I can, not as much as I want, you know, because 00:12:08.570 --> 00:12:10.870 I live in the city now, and they're over there 00:12:10.870 --> 00:12:13.850 in Cleveland, Missouri. Well, around, close to. 00:12:14.529 --> 00:12:17.190 So, you know, whenever I get a chance, I go by 00:12:17.190 --> 00:12:19.049 there and talk to them, and it's very therapeutic. 00:12:20.009 --> 00:12:22.669 Although I do believe my brother visits me in 00:12:22.669 --> 00:12:26.470 my dreams quite often. I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah, 00:12:26.490 --> 00:12:30.629 there's something to it. There really is. It's 00:12:30.629 --> 00:12:33.750 so vivid and real to me. It's almost like a different 00:12:33.750 --> 00:12:35.990 type of relationship with him in a different 00:12:35.990 --> 00:12:41.149 world. But that's for another time. After the 00:12:41.149 --> 00:12:43.730 funeral, Angelica used a marker to outline the 00:12:43.730 --> 00:12:46.350 exact tattoo they wanted to preserve on TJ's 00:12:46.350 --> 00:12:49.519 right arm. A mortician then carefully removed 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:51.659 the skin, placed it in a special preservation 00:12:51.659 --> 00:12:55.399 kit provided by an Ohio -based company, saved 00:12:55.399 --> 00:13:02.279 my ink forever, and sent it off before TJ's body 00:13:02.279 --> 00:13:05.259 was cremated. The preservation process took around 00:13:05.259 --> 00:13:07.539 90 days when the company returned the framed 00:13:07.539 --> 00:13:10.759 tattoo encased in glass and set in dark wooden 00:13:10.759 --> 00:13:13.720 frame. The moment was overwhelming. I knew it 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:17.779 would be. Wouldn't you know that too, Rob? Yeah, 00:13:17.820 --> 00:13:19.740 when they get that and they see that piece of 00:13:19.740 --> 00:13:23.240 their loved one. I really like this article. 00:13:23.340 --> 00:13:29.059 I really like what they did. When he handed it 00:13:29.059 --> 00:13:31.820 to us, I was shocked, Angelica told people. And 00:13:31.820 --> 00:13:34.159 it was a good shock. So many things you didn't 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:37.500 know, you were missing instantly, felt better. 00:13:37.740 --> 00:13:43.419 Yeah. I think I know exactly how she felt. What 00:13:43.419 --> 00:13:52.340 about you? well it took me a minute but man after 00:13:52.340 --> 00:13:54.679 i warmed up to it i was like i really got warm 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.159 i was like you know what that's pretty damn cool 00:13:57.159 --> 00:14:02.360 um rob have you ever heard of these freaky frankenstein 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:08.440 rabbits no okay they've been spotted in these 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:12.899 two states and you know what Colorado and Minnesota. 00:14:13.220 --> 00:14:16.259 Okay. Sorry, it was on down there and I couldn't 00:14:16.259 --> 00:14:18.100 remember what states they were. I just read it 00:14:18.100 --> 00:14:19.860 a little bit ago. I'm like, ah, these two states? 00:14:20.539 --> 00:14:23.700 It's hair today, gone tomorrow. They wrote this. 00:14:24.179 --> 00:14:27.419 Thanks to a face full of freaky tentacles. Their 00:14:27.419 --> 00:14:30.220 grotesque, Frankenstein -esque rabbits, once 00:14:30.220 --> 00:14:33.220 just a Colorado curiosity, are now turning up 00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:36.629 in Minnesota and Nebraska. Oh, sorry. Minnesota, 00:14:36.629 --> 00:14:39.570 Nebraska. Their furry faces, so it's Colorado, 00:14:39.610 --> 00:14:42.090 Minnesota, and Nebraska where they're all in 00:14:42.090 --> 00:14:45.190 right now. Their furry faces sprout a grotesque 00:14:45.190 --> 00:14:48.090 horn and tentacle -like gross straight out of 00:14:48.090 --> 00:14:51.789 a B -movie. And unsettling deformities, and look 00:14:51.789 --> 00:14:54.610 these up if you get a chance, Rob. They are freaky 00:14:54.610 --> 00:14:59.070 looking. The unsettling deformities are the calling 00:14:59.070 --> 00:15:03.450 card of Continental Pampavilla Virus, CRPV, also 00:15:03.450 --> 00:15:07.659 known as SHOP. Papavilla virus. A bug turns harmless 00:15:07.659 --> 00:15:11.159 bunnies into nightmare fuel. The DNA -twisting 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:13.740 illness is spread when mosquitoes, ticks, or 00:15:13.740 --> 00:15:16.240 fleas bite an infected rabbit and then pass it 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:19.120 on to other rabbits. While the virus doesn't 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:22.539 affect humans or pets or dogs or cats, wildlife 00:15:22.539 --> 00:15:26.740 officials are warning, look, don't touch. First, 00:15:26.820 --> 00:15:29.879 the infection appears as small red bumps. Then, 00:15:29.960 --> 00:15:32.500 as the virus works its dark magic, the spots 00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:35.139 erupt into wart -like tumors that can harden 00:15:35.139 --> 00:15:41.820 into basically horns. It's kind of hard to describe. 00:15:42.100 --> 00:15:45.179 But the bizarre horns and tentacles now haunting 00:15:45.179 --> 00:15:49.700 Midwestern lawns. In some cases, these warts 00:15:49.700 --> 00:15:52.200 morph into deadly skin cancer, which, you know, 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:54.700 any time anything like that morphs into everything, 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:57.659 you can bet cancer will be involved, even in 00:15:57.659 --> 00:16:00.940 a rabbit, you know. So while the virus doesn't, 00:16:00.940 --> 00:16:05.720 let's see. Okay. In some cases, okay. Morphs 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:08.340 into skin cancer. And this summer could be prime 00:16:08.340 --> 00:16:10.779 bunny horror season. Mosquito and tick numbers 00:16:10.779 --> 00:16:14.480 soar in the warm months, giving CRPV plenty of 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.139 winged and crawling couriers to spread it across 00:16:17.139 --> 00:16:22.279 the heartland. Got anything you want to add to 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:31.059 that, Rob? It would probably be a good idea because 00:16:31.059 --> 00:16:40.279 you don't want it spreading. Well, I mean, it's 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:42.559 just like deer, you know, the deer wasting disease. 00:16:43.100 --> 00:16:45.240 You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Okay. 00:16:45.379 --> 00:16:48.600 It's a disease that just dismantles a deer body. 00:16:48.860 --> 00:16:52.820 It just like almost liquefies, right? Right. 00:16:53.620 --> 00:16:56.500 Okay. It's called wasting disease. and whenever 00:16:56.500 --> 00:16:58.840 deer get it, it spreads really easy, and it's 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.340 like a plague, and it's horrible death for the 00:17:01.340 --> 00:17:04.319 deer, and it's, you know, and there's dead carcasses 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:07.000 everywhere. The only merciful thing to do is 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:08.839 to thin them out. You have to cull the herd. 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:11.599 And so I would think that this is probably the 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:15.700 same type of idea, wouldn't you think? Yeah, 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.680 because you would think at some point that animal 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.859 would start celebrating. Yeah, oh, it sounds 00:17:21.859 --> 00:17:24.710 to me like they do. I mean... Yeah. Just look 00:17:24.710 --> 00:17:28.730 at the images on Google, and you can tell it 00:17:28.730 --> 00:17:32.049 is so abnormal, it's so abnormal that it has 00:17:32.049 --> 00:17:37.390 to not feel good. It's got to be horrible. And 00:17:37.390 --> 00:17:47.730 also, stopping potential other victims. You know, 00:17:47.750 --> 00:17:51.049 a healthy rabbit, if you kill a diseased one, 00:17:51.109 --> 00:17:53.309 they're not going to make it anyhow. And you 00:17:53.309 --> 00:17:56.369 may have saved a healthy one because that diseased 00:17:56.369 --> 00:17:58.809 one, there's not going to be a mosquito or a 00:17:58.809 --> 00:18:00.970 tick jumping off of him and getting on the healthy 00:18:00.970 --> 00:18:03.970 one and giving them the same thing. That life 00:18:03.970 --> 00:18:09.789 of hell. Okay, we move on. Last week we had a 00:18:09.789 --> 00:18:11.869 bird that dropped a fish and it ended up in a 00:18:11.869 --> 00:18:16.170 grill of a car, right? Yeah. Well, I guess fish 00:18:16.170 --> 00:18:18.609 are getting a little reckless these days. British 00:18:18.609 --> 00:18:21.410 Columbia, Canada, a large identified bird dropped 00:18:21.410 --> 00:18:24.750 a fish that was too large to carry directly on 00:18:24.750 --> 00:18:27.630 a power line that resulted on the line shorting 00:18:27.630 --> 00:18:29.789 out and sparking a large grass fire that took 00:18:29.789 --> 00:18:34.529 4 ,800 gallons of water to extinguish. The fish 00:18:34.529 --> 00:18:38.609 was well done, Rob. No more sushi. No more sushi. 00:18:40.069 --> 00:18:46.740 Or even pokey. A zoo, we're moving on from that. 00:18:46.799 --> 00:18:48.180 I don't know, you got anything you want to add 00:18:48.180 --> 00:18:51.559 to that? No, no, no, you're good. Okay, yeah. 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.599 Be aware, this is all you need to know right 00:18:54.599 --> 00:18:57.220 now. This is all you need to know. If you see 00:18:57.220 --> 00:19:00.220 a bird in the air, a large bird, make sure it's 00:19:00.220 --> 00:19:02.359 not carrying a fish. If it's carrying a fish, 00:19:02.460 --> 00:19:06.519 get the hell out of there, right? Yep. Yeah, 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:09.640 nothing good's going to happen, trust me. That's 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:14.099 two stories in a row. Yeah. Yeah, get the hell 00:19:14.099 --> 00:19:16.319 out of there. Something bad's going to happen. 00:19:16.940 --> 00:19:21.180 A zoo in northern Denmark has made an unsettling 00:19:21.180 --> 00:19:24.700 request of pet owners in Allerborg. You know 00:19:24.700 --> 00:19:26.380 what? I'm not reading this. This one's stupid. 00:19:26.539 --> 00:19:29.339 Forget it. They want you to relinquish your pet 00:19:29.339 --> 00:19:31.779 if you bring it in there because they don't think 00:19:31.779 --> 00:19:34.920 you're taking care of it very well. And you know 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:36.440 what? I'm not even going to go into it because 00:19:36.440 --> 00:19:41.890 it's ridiculous. All right, on July 31st, as 00:19:41.890 --> 00:19:44.150 the Tampa Bay Rays battled the New York Yankees 00:19:44.150 --> 00:19:46.329 in the Bronx, one player ended up winning today 00:19:46.329 --> 00:19:49.210 regardless. The Associated Press reported Jose 00:19:49.210 --> 00:19:55.430 Caballero, Caballero, Cabello, I think it's Caballero, 00:19:55.569 --> 00:19:58.269 28, started the game with the Rays and played 00:19:58.269 --> 00:20:00.390 through the sixth inning. But during the seventh 00:20:00.390 --> 00:20:02.990 inning stretch, he was traded to the Yankees. 00:20:03.029 --> 00:20:05.809 This has happened before. The deal was announced. 00:20:06.700 --> 00:20:08.660 The deal was announced after the rain delayed. 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:13.619 You did a story last year, didn't you, about 00:20:13.619 --> 00:20:19.359 that happening? Yeah, he arrived on one team. 00:20:19.819 --> 00:20:24.940 And left on the other. Yeah, and started the 00:20:24.940 --> 00:20:27.099 game on the other team because he got traded. 00:20:27.240 --> 00:20:29.579 So he had to put on the other team's jersey. 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:33.519 Yeah, so during the seventh inning stretch, I 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:35.619 guess they told him, they said, go ahead and 00:20:35.619 --> 00:20:38.640 go over. It would be. Go ahead and go to the 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:41.559 other dugout. That's your team now. He didn't 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:45.619 even know until then. He's like, what? Yeah, 00:20:45.660 --> 00:20:47.779 yeah. See the Yankees? That's your team now. 00:20:51.359 --> 00:20:55.160 What a surprise, huh? Yeah, I mean, what do you 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:57.039 do? Do they find you a place to live and all 00:20:57.039 --> 00:20:58.920 that? Wouldn't that be fucked up? You know, you're 00:20:58.920 --> 00:21:00.740 sitting there on the bench in Tampa Bay going, 00:21:00.819 --> 00:21:02.950 hmm. I wonder what I'm going to do after this 00:21:02.950 --> 00:21:04.549 game. I don't know. Maybe I'll take a little 00:21:04.549 --> 00:21:07.049 swim. I don't know. Maybe go to the ocean for 00:21:07.049 --> 00:21:09.509 a little bit. And then all of a sudden, it's 00:21:09.509 --> 00:21:11.650 like, go over to the Yankees. You're theirs now. 00:21:12.890 --> 00:21:17.829 And, I mean, what? I don't have a place to stay. 00:21:17.910 --> 00:21:19.690 What do I do? Just go there and, like, I don't 00:21:19.690 --> 00:21:22.910 know, find a hotel? So, I don't know how that 00:21:22.910 --> 00:21:25.190 works. I think they would have to find them a 00:21:25.190 --> 00:21:27.970 place to stay, right? At least for the interim. 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:31.619 Yeah, you can sleep in the dugout. Look, it won't 00:21:31.619 --> 00:21:33.960 rain on you. It's warm season right now. You'll 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:36.319 be fine in New York. Look, it doesn't get over, 00:21:36.460 --> 00:21:39.400 it's about 75 degrees at night in New York right 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:42.259 now, so you'll be fine. But in the meantime, 00:21:43.700 --> 00:21:45.579 you have food and water. You can take a shower, 00:21:45.740 --> 00:21:48.359 you know, all that stuff. And, you know, you 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:52.099 can look for a place before practice every day, 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:55.180 and you'll find one, right? And here's a couple 00:21:55.180 --> 00:21:59.569 extra jerseys to cover every other show. Yes. 00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:02.250 We're going to give you 10 jerseys. That should 00:22:02.250 --> 00:22:11.630 be plenty to get to the laundromat. Anyhow, I 00:22:11.630 --> 00:22:14.789 always find those stories funny. But, you know, 00:22:14.910 --> 00:22:16.769 that's something they're going to tell their 00:22:16.769 --> 00:22:19.750 grandkids. Yeah, I used to play for the Tampa 00:22:19.750 --> 00:22:23.490 Bay Rays, and the next thing you know, my manager 00:22:23.490 --> 00:22:26.230 come in there, and he told me, you know what? 00:22:26.390 --> 00:22:29.029 You know what, Elmo? What? You go over to that 00:22:29.029 --> 00:22:31.309 other dugout, you've been traded. What? Yeah, 00:22:31.529 --> 00:22:34.250 yeah, you're not us anymore. You're them. And 00:22:34.250 --> 00:22:36.710 by the way, we're going to kick your ass. So, 00:22:36.730 --> 00:22:41.089 all right. For more than a week, residents in 00:22:41.089 --> 00:22:43.450 northern Wisconsin have been riveted by sightings 00:22:43.450 --> 00:22:47.130 of a hapless yet elusive bear with a jar stuck 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:50.170 on her head. The bear had been identified plenty 00:22:50.170 --> 00:22:52.809 of times, but by the time anyone got there that 00:22:52.809 --> 00:22:56.769 could help, she was gone, said Eric Donley of 00:22:56.769 --> 00:22:59.809 Duluth. Donley and his nieces were arriving at 00:22:59.809 --> 00:23:02.170 their family cabin when the bear came out of 00:23:02.170 --> 00:23:05.390 the woods near them, understandably scared. The 00:23:05.390 --> 00:23:07.529 youngest niece locked the cabin doors, briefly 00:23:07.529 --> 00:23:12.849 leaving her poor uncle outside. She's going, 00:23:12.950 --> 00:23:15.029 fuck this, and locks the doors. He's out there 00:23:15.029 --> 00:23:20.670 going, bitch! The family called wildlife authorities 00:23:20.670 --> 00:23:26.410 from a safe distance and prevented her from disappearing 00:23:26.410 --> 00:23:29.329 again. The USDA soon arrived, tranquilizing the 00:23:29.329 --> 00:23:31.980 bear, and finally... Removing the stubborn jar. 00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:34.240 Authorities said the creature was underweight 00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:37.700 for this time of year, but has been safely relocated 00:23:37.700 --> 00:23:40.839 and expected to recover fully. So that's good 00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:44.019 news, isn't it? Yeah, well, of course it was 00:23:44.019 --> 00:23:47.599 underweight. The damn thing grew a knee. Yeah. 00:23:47.740 --> 00:23:52.240 With a jar over its head. Yeah. Yeah, I think 00:23:52.240 --> 00:24:00.200 so. let's see hang on let me get rid of that 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:03.779 one there and let's see I don't think I want 00:24:03.779 --> 00:24:05.680 to go into these two they're kind of a weird 00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:11.140 story and we're kind of having fun so let's see 00:24:12.009 --> 00:24:15.349 A Slidwell, Louisiana Lowe's Home Improvement 00:24:15.349 --> 00:24:17.670 Store was the site of a startling discovery on 00:24:17.670 --> 00:24:21.670 May 11th when a 66 -year -old James Cavaliers 00:24:21.670 --> 00:24:25.410 of Jasper, Georgia, was found in a display storage 00:24:25.410 --> 00:24:28.410 shed at the store with his pants around his ankles 00:24:28.410 --> 00:24:40.910 and a tub of Vaseline at hand. Busted! I think 00:24:40.910 --> 00:24:42.349 I know what he was doing. What do you think, 00:24:42.369 --> 00:24:49.650 Rob? I really wouldn't have a clue. The Smoking 00:24:49.650 --> 00:24:52.750 Gun reported that Cavalius admitted pleasuring 00:24:52.750 --> 00:24:58.630 himself while watching YouTube in the shed. He 00:24:58.630 --> 00:25:01.009 couldn't wait until he got home or in the car. 00:25:02.109 --> 00:25:05.990 He was arrested for obscenity and booked into 00:25:05.990 --> 00:25:08.950 the county jail, which is probably a good place 00:25:08.950 --> 00:25:13.660 for him. Anything you want to add to that, Rob? 00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:25.640 No. What was the Vaseline for? Lube? Yep, that 00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:28.779 would be my guess. Okay. I guess you don't believe 00:25:28.779 --> 00:25:33.400 in spit, huh? I don't know. Oh, well, whatever. 00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:35.880 To each his own. Yeah, to each his own. You want 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:37.539 to spit on your hand or whatever, that's fine 00:25:37.539 --> 00:25:39.990 with me. I'm not here to judge. I'm not here 00:25:39.990 --> 00:25:43.789 to judge. So, all right, Rob, I've got a bunch 00:25:43.789 --> 00:25:46.650 of other shit I could do, but let's go to you. 00:26:33.449 --> 00:27:51.640 Go ahead. Okay Wow, I didn't oh, okay Or record 00:27:51.640 --> 00:28:23.430 shit. They both allegedly had bulk cash in their 00:28:23.430 --> 00:28:26.650 clothing. Additional cash was found inside the 00:28:26.650 --> 00:28:31.009 hotel room at the casino. According to a criminal 00:28:31.009 --> 00:28:34.309 complaint filed by the FBI, they gave a detailed 00:28:34.309 --> 00:28:37.930 account to investigators about preparing and 00:28:37.930 --> 00:28:41.650 executing the robbery. There's no record that 00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:50.619 Brown said anything to the agents. Was that it? 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:58.000 Yeah, yeah. Okay. There's still $10 ,267 .06 00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:03.339 missing. That's in the casino. That's in the 00:29:03.339 --> 00:29:06.380 machines. That was the first thing I thought 00:29:06.380 --> 00:29:09.099 when I read the score. They were losing hard. 00:29:09.299 --> 00:29:14.619 It's casino money now. Okay, here's a point I'm 00:29:14.619 --> 00:29:17.180 getting at. Why eyeliner if you have sunglasses 00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:27.440 on? In case they fall off? I don't know. And 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:30.200 the Dollar General makes it even funnier, doesn't 00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:35.619 it? Oh, definitely. And then when he's robbing 00:29:35.619 --> 00:29:41.220 the clerk there, don't look at me. Give me this 00:29:41.220 --> 00:29:45.920 money. Oh, man, they were bound to get caught 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:57.599 quick, weren't they? Wow. Yeah, he's probably 00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:00.099 going to probably die in jail, I would think, 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:04.500 probably. Yeah. That was his last hurrah at the 00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:09.740 casino. Thank you, Rob. That was a great story. 00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:13.279 You want to come back with some emails? Yeah, 00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:15.619 sounds good. Got some interesting ones. They 00:30:15.619 --> 00:30:18.660 came to bat on this one. So, we'll be right back. 00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:26.049 Proof that we love you here at QD Spades and 00:30:26.049 --> 00:30:28.690 Microfilm Central. Here's a proof right here. 00:30:28.769 --> 00:30:32.210 How about the drink of the week? How to make 00:30:32.210 --> 00:30:35.430 the famous Carnival Cruise Line Miami Vice frozen 00:30:35.430 --> 00:30:38.809 drink. Two ounces Bacardi one. Seven ounces frozen 00:30:38.809 --> 00:30:42.390 pina colada mix. Three ounces strawberry daiquiri 00:30:42.390 --> 00:30:45.990 mix. Half a hurricane glass of ice. 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The incident occurred at the start 00:31:26.190 --> 00:31:28.329 of the North American leg of the Peel It Back 00:31:28.329 --> 00:31:32.150 Tour, their first tour since 2022. The tour's 00:31:32.150 --> 00:31:35.309 title references their 1994 song, March of the 00:31:35.309 --> 00:31:39.470 Pigs. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your 00:31:39.470 --> 00:31:42.549 music news, and remember, bar chords are bullshit. 00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:48.619 A little douchebag's a microphone in an effort 00:31:48.619 --> 00:31:53.619 to keep everything fresh. We offer you first 00:31:53.619 --> 00:31:58.480 world problems. The ATM wants me to make a new 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:01.579 PIN number for security purposes. I don't have 00:32:01.579 --> 00:32:05.339 an extra two minutes. I need my Starbucks. I'm 00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:09.099 having the worst day ever. Next up, things overheard 00:32:09.099 --> 00:32:16.700 in hell. That new Hanson CD. Miss Gulkenstein 00:32:16.700 --> 00:32:18.720 was tired of Mark and Toe for making sport of 00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.640 her. Little did the douchebags know, Miss Gulkenstein 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.359 was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger. 00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:28.779 She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing 00:32:28.779 --> 00:32:33.460 Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to 00:32:33.460 --> 00:32:35.480 a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys. 00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:39.619 Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin 00:32:39.619 --> 00:32:45.519 monkey. be very quiet we're gonna listen in as 00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.900 rob the capuchin monkey tries to sell the rest 00:32:47.900 --> 00:32:50.779 of the capuchin monkeys amway rob has always 00:32:50.779 --> 00:32:54.119 dreamed of becoming a diamond status amway as 00:32:54.119 --> 00:33:17.420 a capuchin monkey Little did our hero Rob know. 00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:20.799 All the great apes owned stock in Sam's Club 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.000 and became violently pissed off when he tried 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:25.519 to infringe on their territory. They promptly 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:27.720 grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days 00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:32.779 straight. Rob could not sit down. And now, Deep 00:33:32.779 --> 00:33:39.799 Thoughts with Mark. If I were floating in outer 00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:44.869 space, if I was to paddle my arms and legs, Would 00:33:44.869 --> 00:33:54.390 I float faster? I may never know. Your mama's 00:33:54.390 --> 00:33:58.130 so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an etching 00:33:58.130 --> 00:34:01.650 figure. Oh man, what the fuck is this? Is this 00:34:01.650 --> 00:34:08.230 a new feature? What's inside Mark's head? Sounds 00:34:08.230 --> 00:34:11.789 stupid to me. If you took my first name backwards... 00:34:12.460 --> 00:34:18.260 It would read as cram. Introducing Rob Rad's 00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:21.599 new book, How to Track Your Enemy by Scent. 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Two douchebags and a microphone. 00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.159 I'm here at the Can't See chapter. My name is 00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:43.300 Mark at the Talk is Cheap studio. All right. 00:35:46.059 --> 00:35:51.380 You want to go into some emails? Okay. Mark, 00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:54.480 you get angry too easily. I think things get 00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:57.760 to you. Try being calm and speak lower tone and 00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:05.039 of kindness. Neil in Sarasota. Okay, let's try 00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:09.059 this, okay? I'm going to try to speak lower tone 00:36:09.059 --> 00:36:12.800 and kindness, okay? Here's my rebuttal. Neil, 00:36:12.980 --> 00:36:19.280 fuck you. No, really. You get passion confused 00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:24.199 as anger. You must be weak. Can't intake a couple 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:27.739 of harsh words, little fella? Does your tum -tum 00:36:27.739 --> 00:36:32.639 hurt? Do you got a bellyache? If there was an 00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:34.820 outright war, an invasion, the government gives 00:36:34.820 --> 00:36:37.159 us all guns to fight off the invaders, you would 00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.139 be the first one sprayed with bullets. While 00:36:39.139 --> 00:36:40.980 you're trying to figure out how to talk to the 00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:44.119 invaders, they already shot you dead. You would 00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:47.260 actually probably work better for everyone as 00:36:47.260 --> 00:36:53.050 a human shield. That's about it. You got anything, 00:36:53.170 --> 00:37:01.909 Rob? No, no, no. Okay. But, Neil, be well. Next 00:37:01.909 --> 00:37:04.250 one. Why would anyone take time to email you 00:37:04.250 --> 00:37:14.809 idiots, Clem and Branson? Like you did? I told 00:37:14.809 --> 00:37:18.469 you they brought it this time. I love hate email. 00:37:18.670 --> 00:37:25.340 Right off the bat, too. I don't know. I'm going 00:37:25.340 --> 00:37:29.599 to ask you. Why would anyone take time to email 00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:33.760 us idiots? This has got to be a joke. I laughed 00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:38.119 and laughed and laughed when I read this. Clem, 00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:41.480 you're awesome. Send us another one, okay? Let 00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:49.000 us know about you. Next one. Mark, I tried my 00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:51.260 very first yinling draft. Thanks to your love 00:37:51.260 --> 00:37:53.789 for the beer. I am impressed, and Rob loves it 00:37:53.789 --> 00:37:57.389 too. This will be my go -to from now on, Wayne 00:37:57.389 --> 00:38:01.590 in Nashville. Wayne, let me guess, Dollar Yanlings 00:38:01.590 --> 00:38:06.429 at Luke Bryan's on Friday nights, if they still 00:38:06.429 --> 00:38:09.949 do that? Dollar Yanling Draws at Luke Bryan's 00:38:09.949 --> 00:38:15.829 on Lower Broadway. That was a great deal until 00:38:15.829 --> 00:38:22.110 I couldn't walk out of there. Next one, Rob. 00:38:22.309 --> 00:38:24.489 Unfortunately, Rob Fest has been canceled. They 00:38:24.489 --> 00:38:27.150 found green algae in Lake Freeman and it's to 00:38:27.150 --> 00:38:29.250 be shut down indefinitely. And they found green 00:38:29.250 --> 00:38:31.170 algae actually in Lake of the Ozarks. Do you 00:38:31.170 --> 00:38:35.150 know that? A lady has that brain eating amoeba. 00:38:35.809 --> 00:38:39.409 She's fucked up. Okay, let me go over this again. 00:38:39.469 --> 00:38:41.530 Rob, unfortunately, Rob Fest has been canceled. 00:38:41.590 --> 00:38:43.750 They found green algae in Lake Freeman and it's 00:38:43.750 --> 00:38:46.690 to be shut down indefinitely. We will have a 00:38:46.690 --> 00:38:49.190 video chat with Rob. Sorry, we did volunteer 00:38:49.190 --> 00:38:52.110 you for this. Rob will answer questions and display 00:38:52.110 --> 00:38:56.309 his newest loincloth designs. All tickets for 00:38:56.309 --> 00:38:58.690 RobFest will be promptly refunded to the card. 00:38:59.809 --> 00:39:02.730 Rob, you can use some Massey Creek t -shirts. 00:39:02.769 --> 00:39:08.349 We have a lot that are extra. Sure. Okay. It 00:39:08.349 --> 00:39:11.250 goes great with your loincloth, right? Yeah. 00:39:11.829 --> 00:39:19.449 Mitch Foreman of Lake Freeman Cleanup Crew. You 00:39:19.449 --> 00:39:22.070 know, Rob, I got to think about this, and I'm 00:39:22.070 --> 00:39:25.489 envious of Clint. He can swim in beautiful Lake 00:39:25.489 --> 00:39:27.429 Freeman and not worry about that brain -eating 00:39:27.429 --> 00:39:30.510 algae. The algae would starve to death and die. 00:39:31.670 --> 00:39:40.389 Yeah. Mitch would jump in and go, I don't have 00:39:40.389 --> 00:39:43.289 a worry in the world. It can't eat something 00:39:43.289 --> 00:39:52.260 that's not there. I expect an angry email, Clint, 00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.500 okay? You've been letting me down. You've been 00:39:55.500 --> 00:40:00.019 letting me down. All right. Mark, you need to... 00:40:00.019 --> 00:40:04.380 I think Clint has become Mitch's bitch. I think 00:40:04.380 --> 00:40:06.980 so, too. I think so. I think Mitch told him, 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:08.699 no, you're not to do that anymore. And Clint 00:40:08.699 --> 00:40:12.280 said, yes, I agree with you 100%, daddy. I'm 00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:15.519 sorry I ever thought of that. Yep. I guess Clint's 00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.500 his little girl, right? Yep. Yep. He's got them 00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:22.320 wearing little teapot dresses. He makes them 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:29.639 dance. All right, next one. Mark, I'm sure I'm 00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:35.260 going to get an email now. I'm sure. Mark, you 00:40:35.260 --> 00:40:37.079 need an episode that contains all your crazy 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:40.059 stories, but you will need Rob's help. He seems 00:40:40.059 --> 00:40:42.920 to remember things clearer sometimes. I would 00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:46.179 agree. You always correct me on our stories. 00:40:48.059 --> 00:40:50.340 A lot of times you do. You go, no, that's not 00:40:50.340 --> 00:40:52.699 how it happened. Here's what happened. I'm like, 00:40:52.739 --> 00:40:57.739 oh, okay, I guess so. Erica in Los Angeles. Well, 00:41:00.059 --> 00:41:01.980 I do too, but I don't know why they get mixed 00:41:01.980 --> 00:41:04.119 up in my mind. I guess there's too many of them. 00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:08.880 I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of garbage 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:10.199 in there. You know, every now and then you got 00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:12.400 to take out the trash. I guess I never took out 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:15.840 the trash, right? I don't know. Erica in Los 00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.590 Angeles. I'm going to continue to place them 00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:22.670 in regular shows as needed. And that's how, I 00:41:22.670 --> 00:41:24.829 mean, don't you think they're fitting well, Rob? 00:41:25.730 --> 00:41:29.130 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I think they're fine just like 00:41:29.130 --> 00:41:32.289 that. If I was to put together one show with 00:41:32.289 --> 00:41:34.230 all of them in it, I think it'd be kind of, after 00:41:34.230 --> 00:41:36.030 a while, people get tired of hearing them. You 00:41:36.030 --> 00:41:40.869 need variety. And, you know, and I'm trying to, 00:41:40.929 --> 00:41:44.530 I know the last episode didn't have any old bits 00:41:44.530 --> 00:41:49.190 in there. But I'm trying to do them in most podcasts 00:41:49.190 --> 00:41:51.829 anymore just to kind of rejuvenate those that 00:41:51.829 --> 00:41:58.969 are lost. And also, I've got to, Topher's going 00:41:58.969 --> 00:42:01.809 to give me like all the masters of the first 00:42:01.809 --> 00:42:04.130 three or four, I think it's four seasons now 00:42:04.130 --> 00:42:07.230 that are missing. And then I can pick and choose 00:42:07.230 --> 00:42:10.070 these bits and put them. So it's going to be 00:42:10.070 --> 00:42:12.449 like that. And I appreciate you giving a shit 00:42:12.449 --> 00:42:18.079 about it, Erica. Thank you. Hey Mark, could I 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.699 get the recipe for your famous pineapple upside 00:42:20.699 --> 00:42:23.619 down cake? Please and thank you, Jen in Upper 00:42:23.619 --> 00:42:32.860 Michigan. Okay, I start off with Jiffy Yellow 00:42:32.860 --> 00:42:38.699 Cake Mix, 30 boxes. 30 pounds of diced pineapple. 00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:43.880 10 to 15 pounds of vanilla frosting in a can. 00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.599 I'm too lazy and refuse to mix the icing. Right, 00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:52.099 Rob? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So 10 to 15 pounds of 00:42:52.099 --> 00:42:58.119 vanilla frosting. Bake the cake all 30. Put it 00:42:58.119 --> 00:43:01.360 in a large storage container. Pour the diced 00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:03.760 pineapple directly on the cakes and then pour 00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:06.639 frosting on top of the heap of cake and other 00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:09.039 stuff, whatever's all in there. And then dig 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:14.860 in. That's your recipe too, isn't it, Rob? Yeah, 00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:16.780 that's how you do it. I mean, it's fantastic. 00:43:16.980 --> 00:43:21.219 It never fails, does it? No. I mean, you bring 00:43:21.219 --> 00:43:24.460 that to a party. And you have plenty for later. 00:43:24.780 --> 00:43:27.780 Yeah, yeah. I mean, 30 pounds. Yeah. I mean, 00:43:27.780 --> 00:43:30.360 yeah. I mean, you can pass a lot out and you'll 00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:33.360 still have a big tub of it going home. Yeah. 00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:36.940 Yeah, so. And even if that isn't pineapple upside 00:43:36.940 --> 00:43:40.380 down cake, it sounds damn good, doesn't it? Sounds 00:43:40.380 --> 00:43:44.260 good. Yeah. Can't go wrong with that. But I would 00:43:44.260 --> 00:43:46.480 guarantee that Pineapple Upside Down Cake is 00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:48.659 somewhere in that area, wouldn't you think? Something 00:43:48.659 --> 00:43:51.579 like that? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah. 00:43:51.699 --> 00:43:56.219 So, oh shit, what was her name? Hang on. Or was 00:43:56.219 --> 00:44:03.539 it a him? Jen in Upper Michigan. Thank you. All 00:44:03.539 --> 00:44:05.579 right, Rob, that's all the emails. You got something? 00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:34.989 Yeah, I do. All right. What took them so long? 00:44:35.269 --> 00:45:33.079 Jeez. Okay. Wow. You know, I'm still baffled. 00:45:33.739 --> 00:45:36.219 It took them so long to induct him. He should 00:45:36.219 --> 00:46:35.579 have been a first ballot, shouldn't he? Okay, 00:46:41.579 --> 00:46:59.670 he feels like I do and you do And here he is, 00:46:59.710 --> 00:47:06.090 83. Yeah. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a 00:47:06.090 --> 00:47:10.050 joke, in my opinion. What do you think? Yes, 00:47:10.070 --> 00:47:13.989 yes. A lot of artists agree with that. Yeah. 00:47:14.090 --> 00:47:17.369 And then they charge astronomical amount of money 00:47:17.369 --> 00:47:19.789 for the people that win to have their loved ones 00:47:19.789 --> 00:47:25.030 there. Steve Miller here. Steve Miller's induction, 00:47:25.170 --> 00:47:27.710 he does nothing but go off on them about what 00:47:27.710 --> 00:47:32.349 a sham he thinks they are. It's pretty funny. 00:47:32.510 --> 00:47:34.989 And they couldn't stop him. He just kept going 00:47:34.989 --> 00:47:36.809 and going and going, saying, I can't believe 00:47:36.809 --> 00:47:39.090 you charged me $20 ,000 for my fucking wife to 00:47:39.090 --> 00:47:43.650 be here, or something like that. Yeah, and then 00:47:43.650 --> 00:47:48.030 they leave someone out like Chubby Checker, and 00:47:48.030 --> 00:47:51.599 then they bring in Dolly Parton, who... deserves 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:54.239 to be in the country hall of fame because she 00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:56.579 was like um she's like i don't deserve to be 00:47:56.579 --> 00:47:59.199 in here it was so uh it was so bad to her that 00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:02.159 she came out with a rock album so she could be 00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:05.019 in there you know how she felt it was somewhat 00:48:05.019 --> 00:48:08.880 justified um there's no rhyme or reason to me 00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:14.559 about who they elect what do you think yeah no 00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.840 i i totally agree i mean he should have been 00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:33.539 there years ago yeah i mean Yeah, and I agree 00:48:33.539 --> 00:48:41.239 with him 100%. Fuck you guys now. Yeah, it's 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:45.480 maddening the way they do things. So, yeah, Chubby 00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:47.360 Checker should have been in there because the 00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:49.820 guy is just, I mean, look at all the stuff he 00:48:49.820 --> 00:48:54.199 helped start. Look at the, yeah, so. Thank you, 00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:57.960 Rob. Appreciate that. We're going to take our 00:48:57.960 --> 00:48:59.780 second break, and I'm going to come back with 00:48:59.780 --> 00:49:02.320 a story about Quiet Fired. Have you ever heard 00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:06.860 about that? No. Well, it's a new old thing. When 00:49:06.860 --> 00:49:08.699 I go into it, you'll recognize what I'm talking 00:49:08.699 --> 00:49:10.619 about, I'm sure, because you've been around the 00:49:10.619 --> 00:49:14.960 block. Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy 00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:18.239 Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is 00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:22.579 listening to this film. Oh, shit. What's that 00:49:22.579 --> 00:49:27.059 over there? It's the island of horrible jokes. 00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:35.900 If I ever find that doctor that screwed up my 00:49:35.900 --> 00:49:40.719 limb replacement surgery, I will kill him with 00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:57.800 my bare hands. When you buy and eat half a chicken, 00:49:58.019 --> 00:50:01.900 you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. 00:50:04.159 --> 00:50:09.920 Strange, but true. In the 1920s, there was a 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.420 health drink called Radithor that literally contained 00:50:12.420 --> 00:50:15.900 radium and consequentially slowly killed its 00:50:15.900 --> 00:50:19.360 customers. Evan Byers, a wealthy American socialite, 00:50:19.420 --> 00:50:22.420 died from Radithor radium poisoning in 1932. 00:50:23.130 --> 00:50:26.050 When his body was exhumed in 1965 for study, 00:50:26.289 --> 00:50:29.449 his remains were still highly radioactive. The 00:50:29.449 --> 00:50:31.590 only reason Rattathor didn't cause a public health 00:50:31.590 --> 00:50:34.349 crisis at the time was because it could only 00:50:34.349 --> 00:50:37.730 be afforded by the rich. Have you ever wondered 00:50:37.730 --> 00:50:39.969 what something is about? Have you ever looked 00:50:39.969 --> 00:50:41.849 at something and said, hmm, I wonder what the 00:50:41.849 --> 00:50:45.530 origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why 00:50:45.530 --> 00:50:49.889 we give you The Origin Of. What is the origin 00:50:49.889 --> 00:50:52.789 of Mountain Dew? Tennessee bottlers Barney and 00:50:52.789 --> 00:50:55.050 Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer 00:50:55.050 --> 00:50:58.550 in the 1940s. Soft drinks were sold regionally 00:50:58.550 --> 00:51:00.829 in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty 00:51:00.829 --> 00:51:03.150 in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to 00:51:03.150 --> 00:51:05.590 mix with liquor, preferably whiskey so the two 00:51:05.590 --> 00:51:07.849 developed their own now known as Mountain Dew. 00:51:09.570 --> 00:51:12.670 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 00:51:13.010 --> 00:51:17.210 It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 00:51:21.550 --> 00:51:32.230 But my mom told me to not burn trash. Hi there. 00:51:32.329 --> 00:51:37.010 This is your ears. Why are you listening to this 00:51:37.010 --> 00:51:42.210 garbage? I thought we were friends. Why, Whataburger, 00:51:42.349 --> 00:51:47.389 you say? Well, because what a deep -fried crispy 00:51:47.389 --> 00:51:50.170 chicken nugget just didn't have the right ring. 00:51:54.190 --> 00:51:56.989 I just made a belt out of all my old watches. 00:51:57.349 --> 00:52:00.610 Wow, that's unique. Yeah, it was a waste of time. 00:52:00.869 --> 00:52:03.969 Oh, hey, look at the time. It's time for the 00:52:03.969 --> 00:52:10.929 crazy -ass part of the day. And now, Deep Thoughts 00:52:10.929 --> 00:52:18.409 with Mark. Hmm, let's see. If I identify as a 00:52:18.409 --> 00:52:20.530 dog... and i start wandering around the block 00:52:20.530 --> 00:52:23.050 without a collar on could animal control come 00:52:23.050 --> 00:52:42.590 by and pick me up i may never know Two douchebags 00:52:42.590 --> 00:52:44.750 and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas 00:52:44.750 --> 00:52:47.590 City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And you 00:52:47.590 --> 00:53:01.150 hear Mod Ray in the background. Okay, like I 00:53:01.150 --> 00:53:06.230 previously mentioned, quiet fired. Are you being 00:53:06.230 --> 00:53:10.699 quiet fired? Here's how to spot the signs. You 00:53:10.699 --> 00:53:13.500 might not be fired outright, but your employer 00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:16.739 could be quietly pushing you out. Quiet firing 00:53:16.739 --> 00:53:19.739 isn't a myth. It's a real and common phenomenon. 00:53:20.099 --> 00:53:24.179 A 2025 HR tech survey of more than 1 ,000 U .S. 00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:27.659 managers revealed that 53 % of employers admit 00:53:27.659 --> 00:53:30.960 to using quiet firing tactics, and nearly half 00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:34.460 of 20 ,000 people surveyed on LinkedIn in 2022 00:53:34.460 --> 00:53:37.500 had seen it in action or experienced it themselves. 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:44.440 I've seen it several times. Yes, I had to. Yeah, 00:53:57.940 --> 00:54:01.360 I do. I mean, it's not supposed to be legal, 00:54:02.699 --> 00:54:08.579 but it's hard to catch. legal you mean like the 00:54:08.579 --> 00:54:12.380 legal process not like going to jail yeah yeah 00:54:12.380 --> 00:54:15.820 you're right because you could get sued for all 00:54:15.820 --> 00:54:19.320 different kinds of stuff but it's how yeah exactly 00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:23.800 and that's why they do it like this quiet firing 00:54:23.800 --> 00:54:27.420 is an employer deliberately makes a job so unrewarding 00:54:27.420 --> 00:54:30.739 isolating or stagnant that the employee feels 00:54:30.739 --> 00:54:33.480 pressured to quit rather than being formally 00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:37.679 terminated Quiet firing is not new. It's just 00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:39.860 getting more attention, explains Edward Allman, 00:54:39.940 --> 00:54:43.000 the managing attorney at Lawyers for Justice. 00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:46.760 We spoke to six HR and career experts to break 00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:49.260 down the five most common signs of quiet firing 00:54:49.260 --> 00:54:52.039 and how to protect your career if it's happening 00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.780 to you. Here are five clear signs of quiet firing. 00:54:56.219 --> 00:54:58.960 Quiet firing might start as being excluded from 00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:01.900 meetings you were once a key member of. Cutting 00:55:01.900 --> 00:55:04.360 responsibilities or stalling promotions with 00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:09.460 no explanation. Check. Seen that, have you? This 00:55:09.460 --> 00:55:13.199 may not be as obvious as being excluded from 00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:15.940 meetings, but you may also notice project being 00:55:15.940 --> 00:55:18.940 carried out with you or abandoned communication 00:55:18.940 --> 00:55:23.199 threads that were previously active daily. Shifting 00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:25.960 responsibilities if your workload suddenly changes. 00:55:26.570 --> 00:55:28.710 Whether you're overloaded with unrealistic goals 00:55:28.710 --> 00:55:31.150 or sidelined with meaningless projects, it could 00:55:31.150 --> 00:55:34.429 be a sign of quiet firing. And I've seen a shop 00:55:34.429 --> 00:55:38.909 manager, it happened just like that. They had 00:55:38.909 --> 00:55:42.510 a new guy come in the office, okay? And he wasn't 00:55:42.510 --> 00:55:45.230 part of the shop at all. He was just an office 00:55:45.230 --> 00:55:48.230 guy. Came in with a suit, you know, a shirt and 00:55:48.230 --> 00:55:51.110 a tie every day. And he started doing everything 00:55:51.110 --> 00:55:54.570 that the shop superintendent was supposed to 00:55:54.570 --> 00:55:59.860 do, right? And then finally, the shop superintendent, 00:55:59.940 --> 00:56:03.079 he got pissed off and he quit. And it worked. 00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:07.699 Because he felt worthless. Similar to bullying 00:56:07.699 --> 00:56:10.300 behaviors, you may be assigned unreasonable workloads 00:56:10.300 --> 00:56:13.280 or left with unclear expectations that feel like 00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:16.260 a setup, says Walker. While this is a more aggressive 00:56:16.260 --> 00:56:18.400 form of quiet firing, it does happen. I've seen 00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:20.960 that happen a lot too. Where they set them up. 00:56:21.059 --> 00:56:25.670 They set them up to fail. I've seen this happen 00:56:25.670 --> 00:56:28.230 with a plant manager. Each way the corporation 00:56:28.230 --> 00:56:31.050 suddenly hires an office guy that assumes a great 00:56:31.050 --> 00:56:33.969 deal of the plant manager's daily tasks. They 00:56:33.969 --> 00:56:36.349 make the plant manager appear obsolete and usually 00:56:36.349 --> 00:56:38.989 the workers follow suit and look at the manager 00:56:38.989 --> 00:56:46.409 as a joke. Have you seen that happen? Yes, I 00:56:46.409 --> 00:56:50.250 have. Yes, I have. Yeah, they kind of start viewing 00:56:50.250 --> 00:56:53.570 the plant manager as why are you even here? Someone 00:56:53.570 --> 00:56:57.230 else is doing this. I've also seen them put unreal 00:56:57.230 --> 00:57:01.269 expectations on a plant manager. In this case, 00:57:01.269 --> 00:57:04.150 it was a 30 % profit increase due to his newly 00:57:04.150 --> 00:57:07.150 enforced policies. So when this didn't happen, 00:57:07.269 --> 00:57:09.070 he kept getting his ass chewed and eventually 00:57:09.070 --> 00:57:12.170 left for greener pastures. So they made him, 00:57:12.210 --> 00:57:13.829 what they did was they came to him and said, 00:57:13.969 --> 00:57:17.570 you're not making us enough money. And he goes, 00:57:17.670 --> 00:57:20.530 okay, what would be acceptable? Well, we need 00:57:20.530 --> 00:57:24.260 a 30 % increase. And he goes, yeah, done. Next 00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:28.000 year you'll have it. So they kept doing the quarterlies 00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.880 and they weren't seeing this unrealistic goal. 00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:39.480 And then finally he left, you know. So, you know, 00:57:39.500 --> 00:57:43.860 okay, support diminishes. A quieter tactic is 00:57:43.860 --> 00:57:46.219 pulling back on support. This diminished support 00:57:46.219 --> 00:57:49.280 may leave you feeling abandoned or alone. making 00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:52.760 it challenging to complete your projects. Policy 00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:56.099 -driven quiet firing is what this is. Return 00:57:56.099 --> 00:57:58.739 to office RTO has been used as a form of quiet 00:57:58.739 --> 00:58:00.960 firing. As employees are expected to return to 00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:03.380 the office, many decide to leave the company 00:58:03.380 --> 00:58:05.940 instead. While many believe this was an unexpected 00:58:05.940 --> 00:58:09.000 result, it may have been more targeted than not, 00:58:09.099 --> 00:58:11.159 and people don't realize it. When looking into 00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:13.599 quiet firing, a troubling trend that our research 00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:17.599 uncovered is using RTO as a quiet firing tactic. 00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:21.280 The data the Smiths team at Bamboo HR and Coverage 00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:24.539 showed that 37 % of managers, directors, and 00:58:24.539 --> 00:58:26.739 executives believe that layoffs occurred because 00:58:26.739 --> 00:58:29.760 fewer employees than expected quit during the 00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:34.960 RTO process. And 25 % of VP and C -suite executives 00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.780 and 18 % of HR professionals hope for voluntary 00:58:38.780 --> 00:58:42.300 turnover during RTO. So in other words, they're 00:58:42.300 --> 00:58:44.500 working at home and they're doing their job fine, 00:58:44.579 --> 00:58:47.500 right? And then the company just, and this happened 00:58:47.500 --> 00:58:49.619 to a good friend of mine. The company suddenly 00:58:49.619 --> 00:58:51.940 goes, no, you got to come in here. What? Yeah, 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.280 you got to come in here. Well, I'm doing it just 00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:56.599 fine right here. No, we want you in here. And 00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:59.860 then if you do go in there, they trample on you. 00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.360 They bear down on you and they watch you like 00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:05.079 a hawk. But a lot of people don't even do it. 00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:06.699 My friend didn't. He's just like, you know what? 00:59:06.739 --> 00:59:08.179 I'm going to find another job. I don't want to 00:59:08.179 --> 00:59:10.260 go in there. I never did like him, you know? 00:59:10.820 --> 00:59:14.760 So the danger here, like any other, Madre is 00:59:14.760 --> 00:59:18.539 going crazy again, our cat, our fucking 18 -year 00:59:18.539 --> 00:59:22.380 -old cat or something, whatever she is. The danger 00:59:22.380 --> 00:59:24.639 here, like any other quiet firing trend, is that 00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:27.000 it can have a bad ripple effect, damaging morale. 00:59:27.219 --> 00:59:31.460 I've seen that happen to you, Rob. They do this 00:59:31.460 --> 00:59:33.260 to a couple of people and people are like, what's 00:59:33.260 --> 00:59:35.260 the use? Why should I work hard? They're going 00:59:35.260 --> 00:59:37.360 to do this to me. They're going to view that 00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:40.719 I'm obsolete too. Happened to me. Best thing 00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:42.980 that happened to me in a long time, but it happened 00:59:42.980 --> 00:59:45.400 to me. You get older, you hurt your shoulder, 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:47.579 you get a new knee, stuff like that. And suddenly 00:59:47.579 --> 00:59:50.619 it's like, oh, we'll get somebody younger. And 00:59:50.619 --> 00:59:55.159 that turned out so well for them. So anyhow, 00:59:57.139 --> 01:00:05.079 further research showed that nearly 45 % of employees 01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:07.440 who have been through RTO report losing valuable 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:10.260 colleagues. So I have a different point of view. 01:00:10.739 --> 01:00:12.800 I would just let them take all the responsibility. 01:00:13.949 --> 01:00:16.389 Now, Rob, think about this, okay? I know there's 01:00:16.389 --> 01:00:19.809 pride involved, okay? But my point of view is 01:00:19.809 --> 01:00:22.929 this. Anymore, the way I feel about places and 01:00:22.929 --> 01:00:25.170 how I don't give a shit about that. Well, I care 01:00:25.170 --> 01:00:28.389 where I work at now. I care about them. But previous 01:00:28.389 --> 01:00:30.550 places, how I don't give a shit about them and 01:00:30.550 --> 01:00:32.869 how they were treating me, I would have done 01:00:32.869 --> 01:00:36.889 this. Now, you let them take all the responsibilities 01:00:36.889 --> 01:00:39.510 away from you and cash my fucking check every 01:00:39.510 --> 01:00:44.480 week and laugh all the way home. Wouldn't you 01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:47.599 do that? Wouldn't you force their hand by just 01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:50.239 taking their money? Yeah, just be like, okay. 01:00:51.340 --> 01:00:54.039 So, you know, I've told everybody about a former 01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:58.440 employee of mine. They like to do your old topped 01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:02.599 out gimmick. Have you heard that one, Rob? Oh, 01:01:02.599 --> 01:01:09.099 you're topped out in pay? Yeah. Yeah, they're 01:01:09.099 --> 01:01:12.250 gutless users. The operations manager and plant 01:01:12.250 --> 01:01:14.610 managers act as their henchmen in this case. 01:01:14.889 --> 01:01:18.809 They get paid well to make sure you don't. Right. 01:01:19.230 --> 01:01:22.550 Okay, so they hire them, and they hire them to 01:01:22.550 --> 01:01:24.769 keep your wages down, and then they upper split 01:01:24.769 --> 01:01:28.530 the profit. This happens all the time, and it's 01:01:28.530 --> 01:01:30.670 probably negotiated like that too, going, hey, 01:01:30.710 --> 01:01:34.170 keep these guys' wages down. We have more money 01:01:34.170 --> 01:01:38.519 here for us. And so someone that has no soul, 01:01:38.579 --> 01:01:42.940 that is a gutless loser, will do this. That has 01:01:42.940 --> 01:01:46.599 no conscience at all. That is an egotistical 01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:48.880 asshole that is only worried about themselves. 01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:52.500 They can do this. Anybody with a soul cannot. 01:01:53.519 --> 01:02:01.699 So the information that the employee provides 01:02:01.699 --> 01:02:05.650 is bullshit. They claim poverty. But the reality 01:02:05.650 --> 01:02:09.329 is a big game of money goes to in my pocket and 01:02:09.329 --> 01:02:12.250 in the operations manager and not you as in the 01:02:12.250 --> 01:02:15.630 grunt. Manufacturing is a piece of shit job mostly 01:02:15.630 --> 01:02:18.909 anymore. Like the old place I referred to, this 01:02:18.909 --> 01:02:21.349 type of setup wasn't anything new. The corporation 01:02:21.349 --> 01:02:24.210 gives bonuses to operations managers and shop 01:02:24.210 --> 01:02:27.980 superintendents the lower they keep wages. They 01:02:27.980 --> 01:02:30.500 have a formula, and the lower you make the employees 01:02:30.500 --> 01:02:33.460 work for, the better your bonus check is. I know 01:02:33.460 --> 01:02:35.280 this for a fact, because they've told me this. 01:02:35.659 --> 01:02:39.000 They say, you're hurting my bonus check. Good, 01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:42.559 I'm glad I am. Fuck you. They purposely pick 01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:46.519 out greedy, no -conscious pieces of shit. Then 01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:48.900 they give them the task of purposely making people 01:02:48.900 --> 01:02:53.000 work for shit or leave on their own accord. That 01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:55.360 old bald bag of shit I used to work for, about 01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:57.500 the greediest piece of shit, no conscience having, 01:02:57.579 --> 01:03:00.800 dick wipe, I ever had the displeasure of knowing, 01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:04.480 was very good at it. Very good at it. And here's 01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:08.300 another tactic that they use, okay? They will 01:03:08.300 --> 01:03:10.840 do a little study before they make sure you're 01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:12.920 topped out, okay? And I've seen this happen at 01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:16.590 several places, so it's nothing new, okay? What 01:03:16.590 --> 01:03:19.110 they do is they'll go to these companies around 01:03:19.110 --> 01:03:21.829 that place within like 10 miles of where you 01:03:21.829 --> 01:03:24.210 work, and they will find out the average wage. 01:03:24.449 --> 01:03:27.030 But it won't be what you do. It will be somewhere. 01:03:27.150 --> 01:03:30.670 Like, let's say that you do a specific type of 01:03:30.670 --> 01:03:34.650 welding or a specific type of press break or 01:03:34.650 --> 01:03:37.050 a laser operator, right, that's specialized, 01:03:37.110 --> 01:03:39.110 and you know a little something that the average 01:03:39.110 --> 01:03:42.679 doesn't, right? Okay. They'll go to a ditch digger 01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:45.760 around there and they'll go to a, I don't know, 01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:49.480 a carpet place. And they'll do an average wage 01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:52.880 composition, which will be much lower than what 01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:55.500 you deserve. So when they go, you know, when 01:03:55.500 --> 01:03:57.940 someone questions it, they go, well, we did an 01:03:57.940 --> 01:04:01.260 average wage around this area and we pay at least 01:04:01.260 --> 01:04:03.079 what they do or maybe even a little bit more. 01:04:03.139 --> 01:04:06.360 So we don't feel bad about our wage at all. And 01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:09.230 it's complete bullshit. So, anyhow, that's all 01:04:09.230 --> 01:04:11.989 I wanted to go of that one. So, Rob, go ahead. 01:04:13.989 --> 01:04:17.050 Did you hear that one of Eddie Van Halen's guitars 01:04:17.050 --> 01:04:21.210 coming up for auction? Yes, I did. And I left 01:04:21.210 --> 01:04:22.929 that story alone because I knew it was yours. 01:04:58.659 --> 01:06:07.119 Yeah, the famous one. Nice Wow Frankenstrat, 01:06:07.179 --> 01:06:09.159 correct me if I'm wrong, Rob. I know you know 01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:11.820 a lot about music. This is a guitar that he built 01:06:11.820 --> 01:06:16.400 out of parts, isn't it? Yes, yes. And it's the 01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:20.019 one that's always in the pictures. Yeah, the 01:06:20.019 --> 01:06:23.900 British looking one. Yeah. Yeah, well, what this 01:06:23.900 --> 01:06:30.320 guitar is, is the one he used on stage. Yeah. 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:36.940 Okay, so it wasn't the actual Frankenstrat. It 01:06:36.940 --> 01:06:39.440 was the one that he used on stage that mimicked 01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:53.320 the Frankenstrat. Okay, okay. Yeah, if I had 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:55.300 the money, I would definitely think about that, 01:06:55.340 --> 01:06:59.320 wouldn't you? Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't 01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:03.880 that be awesome just to have, yeah. Wow. Yep. 01:07:04.500 --> 01:07:07.539 Yeah. If I had to throw away money, that would 01:07:07.539 --> 01:07:09.440 be the first thing I'd throw my money away on. 01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:15.420 One of them. There's a thing going around, Rob. 01:07:15.699 --> 01:07:19.699 How do you check out of a hotel? Generations 01:07:19.699 --> 01:07:25.760 argue over the right way to do it. Forget bellhops 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:28.579 and key drops. One TikTok traveler says the fastest 01:07:28.579 --> 01:07:31.500 way to check out of your hotel is to not check 01:07:31.500 --> 01:07:35.530 out at all. In a viral clip uploaded last week, 01:07:35.550 --> 01:07:37.369 the woman films herself strutting out of her 01:07:37.369 --> 01:07:39.989 hotel without so much as a nod to the front desk. 01:07:40.889 --> 01:07:43.170 For older generations, this is how you check 01:07:43.170 --> 01:07:46.849 out of a hotel. You just walk out the video red. 01:07:47.530 --> 01:07:49.670 The front desk doesn't need you to tell them 01:07:49.670 --> 01:07:51.829 you're checking out, and they don't need you 01:07:51.829 --> 01:07:56.349 to hand them the key. They don't need to know 01:07:56.349 --> 01:08:00.250 you're leaving right then. But her ghost exit 01:08:00.250 --> 01:08:02.690 hack didn't exactly get a standing ovation in 01:08:02.690 --> 01:08:07.110 the comments section. Younger generations, this 01:08:07.110 --> 01:08:09.530 is how you leave if you don't want to be kind 01:08:09.530 --> 01:08:12.030 and maybe give someone else an early check -in. 01:08:12.110 --> 01:08:15.769 They really need one critic clap back. Now there's 01:08:15.769 --> 01:08:18.449 that, right? Okay, but I'm going to go into something 01:08:18.449 --> 01:08:21.430 here in a minute. One other noted, no, but as 01:08:21.430 --> 01:08:23.729 a former housekeeper, it makes our jobs a lot 01:08:23.729 --> 01:08:25.909 easier if you're polite and let someone know. 01:08:26.770 --> 01:08:30.229 Another user replied, You do you. I'm not afraid 01:08:30.229 --> 01:08:33.649 of a minor social interaction. Travel for work. 01:08:33.670 --> 01:08:35.890 Hundreds of hotels. Always check out at the desk. 01:08:35.970 --> 01:08:38.329 Key receipt. And it's the right thing to do. 01:08:38.710 --> 01:08:43.109 Someone else insisted. Another piled on. Checking 01:08:43.109 --> 01:08:45.369 out isn't an old person thing. It's an empathetic 01:08:45.369 --> 01:08:49.149 to the staff thing. Travel agent Shea Martin 01:08:49.149 --> 01:08:52.010 told Today .com in a recent interview that technically 01:08:52.010 --> 01:08:54.489 there's nothing stopping you from leaving a hotel 01:08:54.489 --> 01:08:57.399 or resort without checking out. checking out 01:08:57.399 --> 01:08:59.899 at the desk is a courtesy to feature guests and 01:08:59.899 --> 01:09:03.880 a hotel staff to let you know that the room is 01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:06.020 going to be ready if someone needs to check in 01:09:06.020 --> 01:09:11.899 early. And there's another perk, avoiding a nasty 01:09:11.899 --> 01:09:13.800 billing surprise, which I've had that happen 01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:16.520 to me because I've left hotels before, and then 01:09:16.520 --> 01:09:18.539 go, hey, what's this for? I didn't order this 01:09:18.539 --> 01:09:22.119 or I didn't have that. Stopping by the desk gives 01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:24.399 guests a chance to iron out any minibar mysteries 01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:29.060 before the charges hit their card. So, here's 01:09:29.060 --> 01:09:31.439 a way I think... Now, Rob, you've traveled a 01:09:31.439 --> 01:09:35.119 bit too, right? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Okay. 01:09:35.560 --> 01:09:38.710 This is a way that I've learned to do it. And 01:09:38.710 --> 01:09:41.170 I think it's the most efficient and it also makes 01:09:41.170 --> 01:09:45.210 sense to everybody because this way you can help 01:09:45.210 --> 01:09:47.630 people that want to check in early. But you don't 01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:49.350 have to be that pain in the ass and go down there 01:09:49.350 --> 01:09:51.449 and wait 10 minutes for everyone to get through 01:09:51.449 --> 01:09:55.310 to check out and go, hey, I'm out of here. Have 01:09:55.310 --> 01:09:57.170 a good one. I'm 302. Here you go. Thank you. 01:09:58.090 --> 01:10:00.270 Where's my receipt? You don't have to do any 01:10:00.270 --> 01:10:02.170 of that because the receipts are emailed to you 01:10:02.170 --> 01:10:05.659 anymore. So I traveled in the past a lot and 01:10:05.659 --> 01:10:08.420 I've had a real and only sensible answer. You 01:10:08.420 --> 01:10:10.720 go to the maid cart and let them know you're 01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:13.079 leaving. And there's always one up there on the 01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:14.760 floor you are because they start cleaning as 01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:17.260 soon as they can. That way they can clean your 01:10:17.260 --> 01:10:20.300 room for an early arrival. Inside you leave a 01:10:20.300 --> 01:10:25.119 $5 tip with a key on top of it. So you see, so 01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.859 they can't rent that room until they clean it 01:10:27.859 --> 01:10:30.899 anyhow. So when they go in there, yeah, there's 01:10:30.899 --> 01:10:35.000 a $5 bill. With a key on top of it. So you're 01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:38.119 expected to leave a tip anyhow, right? They say 01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:41.699 that? Okay. This way they're earning it. You 01:10:41.699 --> 01:10:44.159 don't have to go check out. Because you sent 01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:47.199 that $5 there. And there's a key on top of it. 01:10:47.399 --> 01:10:50.579 That says, hey, make sure everything's correct 01:10:50.579 --> 01:10:53.840 for me, please. Here's $5. That way they're doing 01:10:53.840 --> 01:10:56.060 something with you. And you can go, you know, 01:10:56.060 --> 01:10:58.859 for you. And you don't have to go, you know, 01:10:58.859 --> 01:11:01.560 you don't have to waste time on all that. frivolous 01:11:01.560 --> 01:11:05.100 bullshit about checking out um she'll know that 01:11:05.100 --> 01:11:07.500 the room's clean she can call down to the front 01:11:07.500 --> 01:11:10.439 desk and go yeah um the guy left me the key uh 01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.100 he told me he was leaving i got the room cleaned 01:11:13.100 --> 01:11:17.079 so it's ready to go so everybody's happy someone's 01:11:17.079 --> 01:11:19.000 got to check in early you're out there as soon 01:11:19.000 --> 01:11:21.180 as you could they cleaned it as soon as you could 01:11:21.180 --> 01:11:22.659 and you don't have to go downstairs and mess 01:11:22.659 --> 01:11:25.779 with anybody and i guarantee you every hotel 01:11:25.779 --> 01:11:29.779 has a cleaning mate on every floor if it's past 01:11:29.779 --> 01:11:32.279 eight In the morning, there's a cleaning maid 01:11:32.279 --> 01:11:33.939 there because they're trying to get people in 01:11:33.939 --> 01:11:36.100 there as soon as possible. They have people with 01:11:36.100 --> 01:11:38.439 day passes, and they have people that stay the 01:11:38.439 --> 01:11:41.260 night. They want those rooms cleaned. So that's 01:11:41.260 --> 01:11:45.659 how you do it. We turn to you, Rob. Unless you've 01:11:45.659 --> 01:11:50.319 got something more to add to that. No. No. You 01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:52.619 said it all, brother. All right, brother. Go 01:11:52.619 --> 01:13:48.300 ahead. Yeah. Oh. Oh. I agree. Mm -hmm. Yeah, 01:13:48.460 --> 01:13:51.560 that's what I've always done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 01:13:52.659 --> 01:13:57.300 Yeah. Just straight off target. $20 opportunity 01:13:57.300 --> 01:14:01.600 every time. Just wipe your court. Yeah. Yeah, 01:14:01.619 --> 01:14:03.539 no, there's a lot of places that do that, and 01:14:03.539 --> 01:14:05.699 it pisses me off to no end, and I won't do business 01:14:05.699 --> 01:14:09.779 with them. Right. To me, it's thievery. You know 01:14:09.779 --> 01:14:11.899 how many people don't look at their bill, you 01:14:11.899 --> 01:14:15.220 know, and they depend on that. They depend on 01:14:15.220 --> 01:14:18.029 you just grabbing your... your receipt if you 01:14:18.029 --> 01:14:20.810 even grab it and leaving and they know what they're 01:14:20.810 --> 01:14:23.369 doing another thing that pisses me off is if 01:14:23.369 --> 01:14:26.350 you do to -go orders and they have suggested 01:14:26.350 --> 01:14:29.250 tips like they came and served you the whole 01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:32.689 time right you know someone made it that was 01:14:32.689 --> 01:14:34.869 getting paid whatever they negotiated their own 01:14:34.869 --> 01:14:37.729 wage or whatever with a restaurant okay so if 01:14:37.729 --> 01:14:40.229 they said they're making 25 an hour that's what 01:14:40.229 --> 01:14:42.289 they're making i should have nothing to do with 01:14:42.289 --> 01:14:45.619 that so You go there and you order everything 01:14:45.619 --> 01:14:50.960 and then it says suggested tip 15, 20, 25%. Right. 01:14:51.300 --> 01:14:54.539 And if it doesn't have a write -in, then I'll 01:14:54.539 --> 01:14:57.680 write it in. I'll write it in myself. And I'll 01:14:57.680 --> 01:14:59.840 do like five bucks. That's the most I'm going. 01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:03.279 I don't care if it's $200 worth of food. I'm 01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:06.000 putting five bucks on there because they didn't 01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:08.420 do anything. They're just sitting there with 01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:11.149 the bags. And I go in there and go, hey, I'm 01:15:11.149 --> 01:15:15.390 so -and -so. Okay, here's your food. No, it's 01:15:15.390 --> 01:15:19.289 bullshit. And you know what? I mean, they charge 01:15:19.289 --> 01:15:22.449 enough for the food so they could maybe pay a 01:15:22.449 --> 01:15:24.109 little bit more if they're worried about their 01:15:24.109 --> 01:15:27.390 person making a living. My feeling, what do you 01:15:27.390 --> 01:15:34.229 think? No, I totally agree with you. That is 01:15:34.229 --> 01:15:45.449 just way too much. Yeah. Yeah. People are calling 01:15:45.449 --> 01:15:49.710 places like this out on, thanks to social media, 01:15:49.909 --> 01:15:52.750 you know. Oh, yeah. No, you're right. Because 01:15:52.750 --> 01:16:04.630 of social media. Yep. Yep. Let's see. How about. 01:16:09.229 --> 01:16:11.550 Dang it, where'd it go? Sorry, I had something 01:16:11.550 --> 01:16:13.569 here that I wanted to go into and suddenly I 01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:16.970 lost it. So you want to make duck noises while 01:16:16.970 --> 01:16:20.989 I look this up? Well, I can go into another story. 01:16:21.250 --> 01:18:27.869 Yeah, go ahead. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I've never known 01:18:27.869 --> 01:19:11.149 this. Huh. He was right, though. I remember everyone 01:19:11.149 --> 01:19:13.710 getting ribbed about that. You listen to Donny 01:19:13.710 --> 01:19:17.050 Osmond. Oh, you must. You must wear dresses. 01:19:20.869 --> 01:19:30.729 Go ahead. Wow. That was excellent. I love that 01:19:30.729 --> 01:19:36.279 story. Michael Jackson was 100 % correct. If 01:19:36.279 --> 01:19:38.520 you listen to Donny Osmond, you were shunned. 01:19:38.520 --> 01:19:42.500 You were considered soft, right? Right. Yeah. 01:19:42.640 --> 01:19:46.119 He did not beat around the bush about it. Yeah. 01:19:46.739 --> 01:19:49.439 Sean Cassidy was another one. If you listen to 01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:53.260 him, you were definitely, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You 01:19:53.260 --> 01:19:57.850 would definitely get beat up often. Yellowstone 01:19:57.850 --> 01:19:59.810 National Park, struggling with wolves attacking 01:19:59.810 --> 01:20:02.810 their livestock, but prohibited from harming 01:20:02.810 --> 01:20:05.270 the protected animals, have turned to technology 01:20:05.270 --> 01:20:08.189 and Hollywood for help in keeping the predators 01:20:08.189 --> 01:20:12.630 away. Yahoo News reported on August 4th that 01:20:12.630 --> 01:20:16.449 quadcopter drones equipped with speakers blurring 01:20:16.449 --> 01:20:20.090 ACDC songs and audio from a Scarlett Johansson 01:20:20.090 --> 01:20:23.569 movie that had been dispatched in the ongoing 01:20:23.569 --> 01:20:27.670 fight. Per the USDA, people arguing is a distressing 01:20:27.670 --> 01:20:30.609 sound for wolves, and so the fight scene between 01:20:30.609 --> 01:20:34.010 Johansson and Adam Driver in the 2019 movie Marriage 01:20:34.010 --> 01:20:37.510 Story is a perfect deterrent. The music and film 01:20:37.510 --> 01:20:39.850 clips seem to be working since their deployment, 01:20:40.010 --> 01:20:42.470 and the number of cows killed by wolves in southern 01:20:42.470 --> 01:20:47.390 Oregon has fallen from 11 over a 20 -day period 01:20:47.390 --> 01:20:54.119 to 2 over the next 85 days. So ACDC and Scarlett 01:20:54.119 --> 01:21:04.720 Johansson are keeping cows alive. Yeah. That's 01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:08.060 it. They're keeping cows alive. It's 9 .13. Do 01:21:08.060 --> 01:21:09.840 you want to keep going or do you want to shut 01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:15.600 it down? Yeah, I'm getting a little tired. I've 01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:23.789 had a little day. Okay. Hi, Albuquerque. Hi, 01:21:23.890 --> 01:21:34.970 Jimmy. Grandma Opal is doing okay. Who the hell 01:21:34.970 --> 01:21:38.510 was it? Yeah, we did that last time. Yeah, Kirksville. 01:21:38.770 --> 01:21:41.770 Hi, Kirksville. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 01:21:41.770 --> 01:21:47.930 no. It was over in New York. Hicksville. Hicksville, 01:21:48.029 --> 01:21:52.069 New York. Yeah. Hi, Hicksville. I've got to check 01:21:52.069 --> 01:21:54.850 and see if we're still getting downloads. Yeah, 01:21:54.989 --> 01:21:58.689 yeah. Hi, Hicksville. Anyhow, everybody, thanks 01:21:58.689 --> 01:22:02.029 for listening, assholes. Have a good night. Have 01:22:02.029 --> 01:22:06.090 a good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the 01:22:06.090 --> 01:22:09.130 show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea 01:22:09.130 --> 01:22:13.090 and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. 01:22:13.189 --> 01:22:15.409 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.