WEBVTT 00:00:01.580 --> 00:00:04.500 Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps 00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:09.759 Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:13.140 is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. Ozzy 00:00:13.140 --> 00:00:14.880 Osbourne, in collaboration with Liquid Death, 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:18.140 sold 10 empty crushed ice tea cans containing 00:00:18.140 --> 00:00:22.160 his DNA for $450 each. The cans are part of a 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:25.300 promotion called Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy. 00:00:25.399 --> 00:00:27.989 They have since sold out. The cans were sealed 00:00:27.989 --> 00:00:30.609 in lab jars and contained a sample of Aussie 00:00:30.609 --> 00:00:33.990 saliva. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your 00:00:33.990 --> 00:00:37.049 music news. And remember, bar chords are bullshit. 00:00:40.850 --> 00:00:42.829 Hey, this time I remembered to hit the right 00:00:42.829 --> 00:00:44.810 button so we don't screw up and have to redo 00:00:44.810 --> 00:01:04.000 it. Yep, yes. I'm learning. Okay. Wait. All right. 00:01:04.819 --> 00:01:06.739 I can never get through one, eh, Mary? You always 00:01:06.739 --> 00:01:13.700 figure out something. Running out of air. Yeah, 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:18.599 this time it was like... You're going to run 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:20.200 out of shit. I'm going to run... Yeah, yeah. 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:22.239 That was some weak -ass scratching, I'm sorry. 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:27.060 Hey, it worked. It broke me. I got it. You got 00:01:27.060 --> 00:01:30.180 something you want to go into? I've been watching 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:33.519 a lot of episodes of this British car show called 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:37.400 Top Gear. It's pretty entertaining. If you're 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:39.500 a sports car enthusiast, there's a lot there 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:41.280 for you. But if you just like watching three 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:43.579 guys get into some adventures with sports cars, 00:01:43.739 --> 00:01:45.859 that's pretty fun too. I think that would be 00:01:45.859 --> 00:01:47.980 up my alley right there. Yeah. People dicking 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:51.120 around, doing things. But I started getting really 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.519 fascinated by some of the things they were talking 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:55.519 about. You know, they'd introduce a car like 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:59.000 the Chrysler 300. Remember those? Yeah. That 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:04.079 was a BMW under the skin. Chrysler bought a BMW 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:07.239 rolling chassis, put their own engine in it, 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.879 put their own body on top of it. And that goes 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:16.159 on all the time. There's a car that Ford sells 00:02:16.159 --> 00:02:20.240 in Europe that is completely made in China and 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:23.539 sold in China. And when they bring it over here, 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:25.979 they take the little badge off for the Chinese 00:02:25.979 --> 00:02:28.020 company and stick a Ford badge on it and sell 00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:31.379 it as a Ford. Wow. Yeah. And it's just like, 00:02:31.460 --> 00:02:34.180 this is, I never knew all this. And so then I 00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:36.879 started looking up what car companies are owned 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:38.979 by other car companies. Yeah. Because they all 00:02:38.979 --> 00:02:42.319 started changing hands. Now, this is the latest 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:48.360 one I've been able to find. Toyota. They, of 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:52.159 course, own Toyota and Lexus. And they also own 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:56.099 Daihatsu. Daihatsu. They make cars and they also 00:02:56.099 --> 00:03:00.439 make heavy construction equipment. I think I 00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:04.719 know what it is. Okay. Volkswagen. This is a 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:10.520 big one. They own Volkswagen and Audi and former 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:15.479 British luxury car Bentley. Wow. Former Italian 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:20.319 sports car company Bugatti. No shit. Former Italian 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:24.599 tractor company turned supercar company Lamborghini. 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:29.250 Wow. Owned by Volkswagen Porsche. owned by Volkswagen. 00:03:29.590 --> 00:03:34.050 Wow. SEAT, owned by Skoda, which was Czechoslovakian, 00:03:34.050 --> 00:03:38.289 I think, owned by Volkswagen. Ducati, which only 00:03:38.289 --> 00:03:40.810 made cars and motorcycles, owned by Volkswagen. 00:03:42.310 --> 00:03:45.710 I had no idea. Isn't that amazing? So if you, 00:03:45.789 --> 00:03:47.789 oh, you got a Volkswagen, well, I got an Audi. 00:03:47.930 --> 00:03:51.389 Same company. Same company. Same company. And 00:03:51.389 --> 00:03:54.250 what's interesting about Lamborghini is they 00:03:54.250 --> 00:03:58.069 started as a tractor company. And the owner of 00:03:58.069 --> 00:04:00.229 Lamborghini was so wealthy that he could afford 00:04:00.229 --> 00:04:03.909 a super sports car. So he bought a Ferrari and 00:04:03.909 --> 00:04:07.310 said, this thing's a piece of shit. I build better 00:04:07.310 --> 00:04:09.430 clutches than the one that's in this. And so 00:04:09.430 --> 00:04:10.930 he decided, you know what, I'm going to start 00:04:10.930 --> 00:04:13.509 making my own super sports car. And that's how 00:04:13.509 --> 00:04:17.430 the Lamborghini sports cars were born. This tractor 00:04:17.430 --> 00:04:19.970 company owner wanted an awesome car to drive, 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:23.730 so he built it himself. Wow. And now the Germans 00:04:23.730 --> 00:04:28.790 own it. Okay. Wow. Here's another one. Renault, 00:04:28.930 --> 00:04:41.129 a French company. They own... Okay, let me state 00:04:41.129 --> 00:04:45.089 it differently. Here's a consortium of Renault 00:04:45.089 --> 00:04:50.389 and Nissan and Mitsubishi. Okay. So French, Japanese, 00:04:50.509 --> 00:04:54.269 and Japanese. And together, those three own Infiniti, 00:04:54.389 --> 00:05:00.430 Renault, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Dacia, Alpine, Venusia, 00:05:00.629 --> 00:05:04.350 Lada, and Renault -Samsung. So they're partnering 00:05:04.350 --> 00:05:07.110 with Samsung as well, a Korean company. Wow. 00:05:07.250 --> 00:05:10.470 So that group of three car companies owns all 00:05:10.470 --> 00:05:16.370 those brands. Shit. Let's see. General Motors. 00:05:17.149 --> 00:05:20.829 They own Chevrolet and Buick and GMC and Cadillac. 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:23.980 which we all knew about. Okay. Former associations 00:05:23.980 --> 00:05:27.699 with Isuzu, who built all their diesel engines 00:05:27.699 --> 00:05:31.819 for a long time. Former association with Vauxhall. 00:05:33.019 --> 00:05:36.639 But currently, General Motors also owns the brands 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:42.620 Wuling, Baojun, and JFang. All three Chinese 00:05:42.620 --> 00:05:45.240 companies. Okay. And the last one makes trucks. 00:05:45.980 --> 00:05:49.779 Wow. So General Motors is all in with three Chinese 00:05:49.779 --> 00:05:52.199 car companies that they've bought and are running 00:05:52.199 --> 00:05:55.839 and making cars for Chinese people with GM technology. 00:05:57.060 --> 00:06:01.199 Do they tell us that during their commercials 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.600 for Like a Rock? No, hell no, they don't. Like 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:07.339 a Rock, yeah, that's right. Like a Rock. Okay, 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:12.439 Hyundai. They own Hyundai and Kia. Okay. And 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:15.199 Hyundai has just started partnering with General 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:21.170 Motors too. Okay. Suzuki. I always knew it was 00:06:21.170 --> 00:06:23.490 a motorcycle company, but they also make cars, 00:06:23.730 --> 00:06:26.310 shitty little cars. Oh, yeah. And so they own 00:06:26.310 --> 00:06:29.490 Suzuki and Maruti Suzuki, which I'm not sure 00:06:29.490 --> 00:06:34.810 about. Okay. Let's see. Then my page cut off 00:06:34.810 --> 00:06:37.790 here. So Stellantis. This is another big one. 00:06:41.009 --> 00:06:50.149 Stellantis owns Chrysler. Dodge. Jeep. Ram. Vauxhall. 00:06:51.170 --> 00:06:58.550 Citroen. Abarth. Maserati. What's this one? Opel. 00:07:00.430 --> 00:07:07.449 DS Auto. Alfa Romeo. Lancia. Wow. All of those 00:07:07.449 --> 00:07:09.810 owned by... Oh, Vauxhall. I mentioned Vauxhall. 00:07:10.870 --> 00:07:13.170 Maserati, for a while, was owned by Ford, I think. 00:07:13.310 --> 00:07:17.170 Yeah, they were. But now, and Stellantis was 00:07:17.170 --> 00:07:20.689 originally formed with Italian car company Fiat 00:07:20.689 --> 00:07:26.709 merged with French company Renault. Or, no, Citroën. 00:07:27.550 --> 00:07:30.029 There was a lot of transactions going on. Peugeot, 00:07:30.089 --> 00:07:32.230 that was it, Peugeot. Peugeot. Which they're 00:07:32.230 --> 00:07:33.769 not making Peugeots anymore. Think of all the 00:07:33.769 --> 00:07:36.110 transactions that went on that we had no idea 00:07:36.110 --> 00:07:39.569 was happening. And that company has since moved 00:07:39.569 --> 00:07:44.399 to the Netherlands. So if you own a Dodge or 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.480 a Ram pickup, when you buy it, all the profits 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:51.120 go home to the Netherlands. Wow. And it's funny 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:53.939 because they're always branded as real American 00:07:53.939 --> 00:07:57.540 truck. Yeah, yeah. They always say made in America 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:59.879 because they're actually put together and assembled 00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:02.389 here. They never say they're an American -owned 00:08:02.389 --> 00:08:04.370 car company. No, they don't. Because they aren't. 00:08:04.370 --> 00:08:06.189 And all the money goes over there to the Netherlands. 00:08:06.709 --> 00:08:14.649 Yep. Wow. Honda owns Acura and Honda. Ford owns 00:08:14.649 --> 00:08:19.209 Ford and Lincoln and Jianling Motors, a Chinese 00:08:19.209 --> 00:08:22.670 company. Okay. So there's your good old American 00:08:22.670 --> 00:08:25.250 Ford F -150, and they're over getting in bed 00:08:25.250 --> 00:08:27.129 with the Chinese and making cars for them, too. 00:08:27.189 --> 00:08:29.050 Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, we knew that. Yeah. Yep. 00:08:30.410 --> 00:08:33.789 Nothing sacred. Not when it comes to pennies. 00:08:33.830 --> 00:08:39.110 No. Daimler. Remember Daimler? Yeah. They own 00:08:39.110 --> 00:08:46.590 Benz and Mercedes Benz. Uh -huh. And MV Agusta. 00:08:47.110 --> 00:08:50.850 Uh -huh. And Western Star. Uh -huh. And Detroit 00:08:50.850 --> 00:08:55.090 Diesel. Wow. And Freightliner. Freightliner? 00:08:55.169 --> 00:08:57.879 Freightliner. Wow. What about Yugo? Do they own 00:08:57.879 --> 00:09:00.299 Yugo? I think Yugo's out of business. Oh, damn 00:09:00.299 --> 00:09:11.519 it. Okay. BMW owns BMW and Mini and Smart Car. 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.159 About the same thing. Or no, that was Mercedes. 00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:18.919 Mercedes owns the Smart Car. I'm sorry. But BMW 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:23.460 owns Rolls Royce. Former British luxury limousine. 00:09:23.700 --> 00:09:29.179 Wow. Yeah, it's German now. Tata Motors. Okay. 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:33.480 They own Tata Motors, Land Rover, and Jaguar. 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:40.299 What's your Jaguars made by Tatas? Wow. That's 00:09:40.299 --> 00:09:44.500 just stupid. Yeah. Let's see. And then the last 00:09:44.500 --> 00:09:47.879 one I have is Geely. Uh -huh. They own Volvo, 00:09:48.139 --> 00:09:53.120 Lev C, Geely, and there's one here with wings 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.179 on it that I can't quite identify. But that's 00:09:56.179 --> 00:10:00.500 a completely Chinese company. However, Geely 00:10:00.500 --> 00:10:02.799 is now partnering with a lot of other companies, 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:05.659 and they own, in part, they own Aston Martin. 00:10:06.259 --> 00:10:09.799 James Bond's famous sports car. James Bond rode 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:11.679 around the Aston Martin. It's owned by the Chinese 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:20.120 now. Wow. So that doesn't even get into cars 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.600 that are made by one company and then sold to 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:25.700 another and rebranded as their car. So you think 00:10:25.700 --> 00:10:29.299 you're buying a Ford and you're buying an Opel 00:10:29.299 --> 00:10:31.299 and you think you're buying a Mitsubishi and 00:10:31.299 --> 00:10:34.519 you're buying a Lincoln. It's a mess. It is. 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:39.100 The car manufacturing industry is incredibly 00:10:39.100 --> 00:10:43.960 inbred. And the only people talking about brand 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:47.440 loyalty and country loyalty are us because of 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:50.210 the advertisements. Behind the scenes, all those 00:10:50.210 --> 00:10:52.769 car companies are making all sorts of deals with 00:10:52.769 --> 00:10:55.470 each other, working together, sharing information, 00:10:55.730 --> 00:10:58.549 sharing technology. But when it comes to advertising 00:10:58.549 --> 00:11:01.009 to us, it's always, oh, it's us against the world, 00:11:01.070 --> 00:11:04.789 man. And they want it like that, too. Yes. They 00:11:04.789 --> 00:11:06.970 want it like that. They want you to buy the car 00:11:06.970 --> 00:11:10.029 because you think that you're joining an exclusive 00:11:10.029 --> 00:11:12.590 club. Oh, and then you have that elitist attitude. 00:11:12.809 --> 00:11:15.730 Well, I bought American. No, you didn't, dumbass. 00:11:15.750 --> 00:11:17.909 You didn't do your research, did you? They got 00:11:17.909 --> 00:11:21.990 you. For a while there, Harley -Davidson's were 00:11:21.990 --> 00:11:25.789 coming brand new from the factory with parts 00:11:25.789 --> 00:11:29.149 made in Canada and Mexico. Oh, yeah. And a whole 00:11:29.149 --> 00:11:33.450 industry started up selling just the replacement 00:11:33.450 --> 00:11:35.909 parts. So you could take those foreign -made 00:11:35.909 --> 00:11:38.409 parts off your Harley and put on American -made 00:11:38.409 --> 00:11:40.509 parts, usually under the Screaming Eagle brand. 00:11:40.809 --> 00:11:47.470 Yep. And I'm sure that the board of directors 00:11:47.470 --> 00:11:50.820 at Harley said, let's put foreign parts on our 00:11:50.820 --> 00:11:53.399 bikes and then tell everyone they're there and 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:56.440 then we'll sell them replacement parts so we 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:59.840 can get them to buy parts twice. Yep. Brilliant. 00:11:59.899 --> 00:12:01.620 I'm sure that was what happened. Just like when 00:12:01.620 --> 00:12:05.059 Brian Bosworth printed his own I Hate Brian Bosworth 00:12:05.059 --> 00:12:08.279 material and sold it to Broncos fans. Yeah. He's 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:10.120 like, y 'all are going to hate on me. I might 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:13.330 as well make a profit. Yeah. And then he pissed 00:12:13.330 --> 00:12:15.690 everyone off by donating it to Denver Charities. 00:12:15.690 --> 00:12:17.470 Oh, yeah. So they couldn't get mad at him. They 00:12:17.470 --> 00:12:21.009 couldn't get mad at him. But, yeah, I think that 00:12:21.009 --> 00:12:23.750 was done intentionally by Harley. I think you're 00:12:23.750 --> 00:12:26.090 right. Last I checked, Harley is owned by General 00:12:26.090 --> 00:12:31.490 Electric. Wow. And General Electric is not strictly 00:12:31.490 --> 00:12:34.750 an American company. They are definitely international. 00:12:35.289 --> 00:12:37.129 Have you heard anything more about John Deere? 00:12:38.289 --> 00:12:41.909 Uh, no. They moved to Mexico. But they said, 00:12:41.929 --> 00:12:44.450 don't worry, though. We're going to build a big 00:12:44.450 --> 00:12:46.870 plant in Indiana, but it's just going to be a 00:12:46.870 --> 00:12:50.070 warehouse. Yep. Shitty jobs. Yep. They're just 00:12:50.070 --> 00:12:53.289 housing the good jobs that went over to Mexico. 00:12:53.750 --> 00:12:56.929 Yep. And then Trump came in and put tariffs on 00:12:56.929 --> 00:13:01.990 them, and all of a sudden they're like, oh. Yeah, 00:13:02.129 --> 00:13:05.649 the last I heard, John Deere is really, really 00:13:05.649 --> 00:13:09.360 hurting. Yes. A few weeks back, we drove up to 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:12.019 see some friends in Nebraska who are farmers. 00:13:12.379 --> 00:13:15.039 They hate them now. Oh, yeah. I mean, we drove 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.279 through all these small farms. You'd see a John 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:20.559 Deere dealership. Their lots were packed. Nobody 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:23.580 was buying anything. Or you'd see a John Deere 00:13:23.580 --> 00:13:25.639 dealership, and they were totally empty because 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:27.539 they couldn't afford to keep stock anymore. They 00:13:27.539 --> 00:13:29.360 couldn't afford to keep stock, yeah. So John 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:31.519 Deere is hurting big time. No, this guy, he completely 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:34.919 made the wrong moves completely. And it started 00:13:34.919 --> 00:13:36.899 because of a couple of lawsuits that pissed him 00:13:36.899 --> 00:13:38.539 off. So he said, fine, fuck you. I'm going to 00:13:38.539 --> 00:13:41.779 move to Mexico. Yeah. And then Trump got in and 00:13:41.779 --> 00:13:44.759 started putting tariffs on the Mexican products, 00:13:45.019 --> 00:13:50.159 which would raise John Deere by 40%. And that 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:52.960 stuff is super expensive anyway. But anyhow, 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:54.580 they weren't going to work out anyhow because 00:13:54.580 --> 00:13:56.580 everybody knew they moved. Yeah. And everybody 00:13:56.580 --> 00:13:59.639 was madder than hell at them. Yeah. So, yeah, 00:13:59.740 --> 00:14:04.679 they shot themselves in the foot. That CEO. Should 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:07.279 be unemployed soon. I imagine you probably will 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:10.340 be. Once the share prices come down and the stockholders 00:14:10.340 --> 00:14:11.960 aren't making their profits, they're going to 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.679 say, eh, time for a change. Yeah, yep. Do you 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:20.960 want to do a guitarist face -off? Yes. Okay. 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:24.559 Get to my guitar list here. Okay. I was actually 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:26.200 organized today and printed a whole bunch of 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:29.620 stuff out. Oh, good. The charts of who owns what 00:14:29.620 --> 00:14:32.600 car company, for some reason it printed six. 00:14:33.129 --> 00:14:36.870 Six copies of those. I hate it when that happens. 00:14:36.889 --> 00:14:39.190 I know. I click the print button once. And it 00:14:39.190 --> 00:14:41.029 just starts going and going and going and going, 00:14:41.090 --> 00:14:42.409 and you're like, what the hell is it printing? 00:14:42.629 --> 00:14:45.210 It felt like using up some of my ink today. Yeah, 00:14:45.210 --> 00:14:49.509 yeah, and paper. Yes. Do you want to go first 00:14:49.509 --> 00:14:52.509 or me? We can go back and forth. Let's see. Okay, 00:14:52.570 --> 00:14:56.049 my first one, I'm going to pick a couple of contemporaries. 00:14:56.269 --> 00:15:04.620 Okay. Jimmy Page versus Jimi Hendrix. Songwriting, 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:07.220 I think I'd have to give it to Page. Yeah, I 00:15:07.220 --> 00:15:17.320 think so too. Inventive, wizardry, outlandish, 00:15:17.379 --> 00:15:23.639 groundbreaking is Hendrix. Yeah, he really changed 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:27.019 rock and roll guitar playing. Yeah. I'm going 00:15:27.019 --> 00:15:30.919 to go with Hendrix. I think I would too. No slouching 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:35.340 Page. No, Page is his. His songwriting is some 00:15:35.340 --> 00:15:38.679 of the best ever. Yeah. Even if he did steal 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:41.639 some stuff, possibly. He still, he came up with 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:44.259 enough stuff. And then John Paul Jones is not 00:15:44.259 --> 00:15:47.320 a slouch either. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I'm going 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:50.620 to go with Hendrix. But Jimmy Page is a great, 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:53.100 one of the best songwriters ever, in my opinion, 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:58.080 for rock. My first one is Randy Rhoades versus 00:15:58.080 --> 00:16:01.919 Tony Iommi. And I came up with this because of 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.980 an answer that caught everybody off guard. Someone 00:16:04.980 --> 00:16:08.360 asked Ozzy, I don't know, a couple years ago, 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.000 said, who was the best guitarist that ever played 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:14.940 for you? And he, without a doubt, said Tony Iommi. 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:20.220 Yeah? Yeah. He said that American players play 00:16:20.220 --> 00:16:22.720 too fast, and they don't know how to write a 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:28.610 song. Yeah, I can definitely see that. Again, 00:16:28.610 --> 00:16:33.149 Iommi was way more influential. Yes. Part of 00:16:33.149 --> 00:16:35.269 it because he was around a lot longer, but still. 00:16:35.809 --> 00:16:39.269 Jakey Lee was asked who was harder to play in 00:16:39.269 --> 00:16:42.690 concert. Was it Iommi or was it Rhodes? He said 00:16:42.690 --> 00:16:45.350 Iommi. Yeah, I can imagine. He said Iommi had 00:16:45.350 --> 00:16:49.830 this nuance that you could not. He said you could 00:16:49.830 --> 00:16:53.409 try all day to capture it. Roach you could copy 00:16:53.409 --> 00:16:55.029 good enough and people would be like, oh yeah, 00:16:55.049 --> 00:16:57.309 yeah, man, that's good. They said Iommi you could 00:16:57.309 --> 00:16:59.289 play all day, but you could never sound quite 00:16:59.289 --> 00:17:02.289 like him. Yeah, yeah. I heard Brian May is the 00:17:02.289 --> 00:17:04.369 same way. Yeah, Brian May is, yeah, very much 00:17:04.369 --> 00:17:08.569 so. Still waiting for their album. Yeah. Brian 00:17:08.569 --> 00:17:11.750 May, Tony Iommi, Book of Riffs. Okay, anyhow. 00:17:12.390 --> 00:17:14.700 It's kind of like the Rock Island Bridge. Oh, 00:17:14.700 --> 00:17:17.779 yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, no, no, no. It's 00:17:17.779 --> 00:17:19.480 that prize they're dangling out in front of you 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:23.460 to keep you running. Supposedly the fall. Let's 00:17:23.460 --> 00:17:27.440 hope, yeah. All right. So we both agree, Iommi? 00:17:27.460 --> 00:17:33.079 Yeah. Okay. Eric Clapton versus Jeff Beck. Phew. 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:37.880 Yeah, it's not easy, is it? No. Boy, that's a 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.759 tough one. Isn't it? You're talking about slow 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:50.720 hand versus a master of emotion. I'm going to 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:54.579 go Beck, and here's why. Beck was more original. 00:17:55.559 --> 00:18:00.359 That's true, that's true. I mean, Clapton was 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:04.200 one of the best bluesy, blues influence. I can't 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:06.880 really say Beck was Blues -influenced. I don't 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.920 know if he was. I don't know. He had some of 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:14.660 the basic kind of Blues -influenced, but he went 00:18:14.660 --> 00:18:18.400 way past that. I mean, just way past that. I'm 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:24.619 very in whisper tone when I think Jeff Beck. 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:29.220 I'm going to go with Eric Clapton, even though 00:18:29.220 --> 00:18:35.509 I don't like the man personally. I think he had 00:18:35.509 --> 00:18:40.289 a much greater impact and inspired way more people. 00:18:40.450 --> 00:18:43.089 I would agree. Yeah, Jeff Beck was important, 00:18:43.269 --> 00:18:46.029 but he always seemed a little niche. He always 00:18:46.029 --> 00:18:50.049 was niche. Yeah. I'm basing mine just actually 00:18:50.049 --> 00:18:52.630 on something different, kind of originality different. 00:18:54.529 --> 00:18:56.650 But then again, you could actually say that, 00:18:56.730 --> 00:19:00.200 actually you could say about Clapton too. with 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.440 him inventing that distortion box wah -wah, fucking 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:06.740 all of that, everything. The way he played the 00:19:06.740 --> 00:19:11.079 wah -wah, he completely just came up with his 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:15.519 own genre. Yeah, it's so tough, isn't it? I'm 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:19.660 going to stick with Beck, but okay. My next one 00:19:19.660 --> 00:19:24.160 is, and this is songwriting, Iommi versus Blackmore. 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:30.250 Hmm. This sucks because Iommi is probably my 00:19:30.250 --> 00:19:34.789 favorite. I'm going to go with Blackmore. I think 00:19:34.789 --> 00:19:37.170 I can go with Iommi. Okay. I liked his tunes 00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:40.809 better than Blackmore's. I get that. I do too. 00:19:40.910 --> 00:19:44.049 But here's why I say this. Iommi came up with 00:19:44.049 --> 00:19:48.250 Rainbow, and he came up with like five different 00:19:48.250 --> 00:19:51.009 styles. Well, that's true. He was extremely versatile. 00:19:51.309 --> 00:19:54.210 Yeah. I mean, he went from... mystical dungeon 00:19:54.210 --> 00:19:56.549 and dragons okay went from deep purple straightforward 00:19:56.549 --> 00:19:58.890 psychedelic and then hard rock and then almost 00:19:58.890 --> 00:20:01.809 heavy metal yeah okay so then he goes rainbow 00:20:01.809 --> 00:20:06.230 dungeon and dragons wizardry uh 20th century 00:20:06.230 --> 00:20:09.589 green sleeves kill the king um okay and then 00:20:09.589 --> 00:20:11.670 he goes to graham bonnet which is just crotch 00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:16.630 walk and then he goes into pop with uh jolin 00:20:16.630 --> 00:20:20.009 turner yeah and then he comes back to deep purple 00:20:20.009 --> 00:20:23.789 reinvents the whole thing again Yeah, it's tough 00:20:23.789 --> 00:20:27.710 to argue. It really is. I love Iommi, and Iommi's 00:20:27.710 --> 00:20:29.589 my favorite out of both of them, but I have to 00:20:29.589 --> 00:20:34.190 pick Blackmore because of that. But Iommi by 00:20:34.190 --> 00:20:40.569 far is my favorite. Yeah. I'm trying to figure 00:20:40.569 --> 00:20:42.329 out somebody to compare that guy to. I'm going 00:20:42.329 --> 00:20:46.869 to put it off for now. Stevie Ray Vaughan. So 00:20:46.869 --> 00:20:49.789 I'm going to skip ahead to Peter Frampton versus 00:20:49.789 --> 00:20:55.180 Prince. How about Joe Bonamante? No. Okay. Who 00:20:55.180 --> 00:21:01.500 was it now? Peter Frampton versus Prince. I'm 00:21:01.500 --> 00:21:03.440 going to have to go Prince. I think I'm leaning 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:06.259 towards Prince as well. Prince was so different, 00:21:06.339 --> 00:21:09.220 so innovative, and he never got the credit he 00:21:09.220 --> 00:21:13.819 deserved either. No, he didn't. Peter Frampton 00:21:13.819 --> 00:21:16.420 was good, but to me he was a little boring. Yeah, 00:21:16.460 --> 00:21:20.150 I can see that. Some of his better tracks is 00:21:20.150 --> 00:21:22.690 when he's redoing somebody else's. Bingo. Yeah, 00:21:22.710 --> 00:21:25.730 like his version of While My Guitar Gently Weeps. 00:21:25.849 --> 00:21:29.349 Yeah. Amazing. It is amazing. Yeah, but he didn't 00:21:29.349 --> 00:21:32.470 write it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go Prince 00:21:32.470 --> 00:21:34.750 because of that. That's the biggest reason right 00:21:34.750 --> 00:21:37.910 there. Prince was so original on every level, 00:21:37.990 --> 00:21:42.869 including guitar. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to go 00:21:42.869 --> 00:21:50.099 Jimi Hendrix versus Steve Vai. Ooh. Now, Steve 00:21:50.099 --> 00:21:53.299 Vai is pretty dang inventive. Oh, and he's a 00:21:53.299 --> 00:21:55.859 master of emotion. Yeah. I mean, even more than 00:21:55.859 --> 00:21:58.140 anybody else. I'm going to have to go Steve Vai. 00:21:58.259 --> 00:22:02.000 Yeah, I think so, too. I love Hendrix, but Vai 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:04.619 is just... I listened to some of his stuff the 00:22:04.619 --> 00:22:06.819 other day, and I'm just like, how in the hell 00:22:06.819 --> 00:22:09.079 did he do it? Not only do it, but come up with 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:11.000 it in his head. I'm sorry, go ahead. I was going 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:14.099 to say, some of the earliest Steve Vai I heard 00:22:14.099 --> 00:22:19.119 was when he was in Frank Zappa's band. And he 00:22:19.119 --> 00:22:22.779 was listed in the credits as Steve Vai, Impossible 00:22:22.779 --> 00:22:27.720 Guitar Parts. Yes. And that's true, man. You 00:22:27.720 --> 00:22:29.839 listen to that shit and you're like, what? And 00:22:29.839 --> 00:22:32.720 if Zappra thought you were pulling off Impossible 00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:35.140 Guitar Parts, that's something else. I agree. 00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:37.700 And also another thing is Vai is clean. Hendrix 00:22:37.700 --> 00:22:41.519 was dirty. Yeah, yeah. Which to me brings a whole 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.400 other level to your playing. Yeah, Steve Vai 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.940 likes to go for the signal processors. Yes. It 00:22:47.940 --> 00:22:51.079 goes in sounding like a guitar, comes out sounding 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:54.680 like exactly the way he shaped it to sound. So 00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:57.200 I'm going to have to go Not So Dirty, Not So 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:01.099 Messy, Steve Vai, and also Invent. Yeah, just 00:23:01.099 --> 00:23:06.400 Steve Vai. Yeah. That was a good one. All right, 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:08.500 I figured somebody out to compare Stevie Ray 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:13.039 Vaughan to. Who? Billy Gibbons. Oh. ZZ Top. Oh. 00:23:17.539 --> 00:23:20.259 Personal. Personal, just like better Billy Gibbons. 00:23:20.500 --> 00:23:26.319 Yeah. He's so listenable. He is. Yeah, he sees 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:28.500 a lot more accessible, you know, because I can 00:23:28.500 --> 00:23:31.299 listen to a Stevie Ray Vaughan live performance 00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:34.059 and he's jamming his brains out. But after about 00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:36.099 10 minutes, I'm done. You're done. I'm done. 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.819 Billy Gibbons has those driving rhythms. Yeah. 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:41.920 It's fucking fantastic. Yeah. I mean, he really, 00:23:41.940 --> 00:23:44.200 he does not get enough credit. He never has and 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:47.170 he never will. Yeah. So, yeah. You know, if I 00:23:47.170 --> 00:23:50.410 were going to a blues jam, I'd take Stevie. Yeah, 00:23:50.430 --> 00:23:53.089 yeah. But if I was looking for somebody to join 00:23:53.089 --> 00:23:55.250 a band and write good songs, it'd be Billy. Yeah. 00:23:55.349 --> 00:23:57.210 Or if you just want to have a couple of beers 00:23:57.210 --> 00:23:59.369 and enjoy some music. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, 00:23:59.410 --> 00:24:02.049 you would definitely go get Billy Gibbons. You 00:24:02.049 --> 00:24:04.289 know, hey, just start playing some rhythms, man. 00:24:04.630 --> 00:24:06.369 We'll be over here jamming, you know, drinking 00:24:06.369 --> 00:24:09.769 some beers. All right. Playing Naked Hula Hoop 00:24:09.769 --> 00:24:13.730 or something. All right. How about Yngwie Malmsteen 00:24:13.730 --> 00:24:21.059 versus Jimi Hendrix? Now, Yngwie was so talented, 00:24:21.140 --> 00:24:24.619 but how much feeling did he really have? Yeah. 00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:27.759 He was a lot of notes. And he's the guy, when 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:29.779 he burst on the scene, declaring himself to be 00:24:29.779 --> 00:24:33.099 the greatest guitar player ever. Yeah. I'm going 00:24:33.099 --> 00:24:34.940 to have to go Hendrix. I'm going to go Hendrix. 00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.500 Yeah, it was all organic for him. Yeah, it was 00:24:37.500 --> 00:24:40.279 organic. Everything he felt, he put in that guitar. 00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:44.269 Where Malmsteen was kind of gimmicky. Very, very 00:24:44.269 --> 00:24:50.049 talented. Yeah. Very talented. But. All right. 00:24:50.730 --> 00:24:55.109 How about Brian May versus Carlos Santana? Ooh. 00:24:55.490 --> 00:24:59.450 Ooh. Okay. Both have very distinct sounds. Yes. 00:25:00.109 --> 00:25:03.130 I have to go with Brian May. Yeah? Yeah. And 00:25:03.130 --> 00:25:05.369 the reason is Brian May and his versatility. 00:25:07.369 --> 00:25:09.450 Brian May, I know. That's true. Yeah, because 00:25:09.450 --> 00:25:12.460 he wasn't just playing. He could play a riff 00:25:12.460 --> 00:25:14.740 like Iommi or he could play about anything. He 00:25:14.740 --> 00:25:18.420 could fit into a pop song, a Hot 100 song. He 00:25:18.420 --> 00:25:20.980 always found a way, whatever Queen was doing, 00:25:21.059 --> 00:25:23.339 whatever their gimmick was at that point in time, 00:25:23.420 --> 00:25:26.559 he played to a T. That's true, that's true. He 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:29.220 was very versatile. He was a chameleon in a way. 00:25:29.339 --> 00:25:31.680 Yeah, he was very much so. And whatever he put 00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:34.480 in, it didn't matter to him. He didn't have that 00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.220 much ego. Whether it was just something that 00:25:37.220 --> 00:25:43.549 fit like body language or... Hot Space, or Bohemian 00:25:43.549 --> 00:25:48.390 Rhapsody, or Fat Bottom Girls. To me, that guy 00:25:48.390 --> 00:25:49.789 was one of the ultimate guitarists. I'm going 00:25:49.789 --> 00:25:53.390 to go Brian May. Okay. I think I'm going to go 00:25:53.390 --> 00:25:56.390 with Carlos Santana. Admittedly, he's not as 00:25:56.390 --> 00:25:58.690 versatile. He kind of has his thing, and he just 00:25:58.690 --> 00:26:02.430 does his thing. But emotionally, Carlos Santana 00:26:02.430 --> 00:26:05.410 just makes me happy. I get it. And Brian May 00:26:05.410 --> 00:26:09.190 kind of makes me restless and edgy. I love the 00:26:09.190 --> 00:26:12.869 music, but I don't feel all that good when I 00:26:12.869 --> 00:26:16.069 listen to Santana. It's just like, man, I can 00:26:16.069 --> 00:26:18.289 relax, I can do this, I can do that, and just 00:26:18.289 --> 00:26:22.049 enjoy all the great musicianship. So personally, 00:26:22.230 --> 00:26:25.630 I'd rather have Santana. Me, I give the edge 00:26:25.630 --> 00:26:28.910 to Brian May, but is there really a wrong? No, 00:26:28.970 --> 00:26:31.289 there's really nothing wrong. All right. How 00:26:31.289 --> 00:26:34.509 about Mick Rouse versus Neil Shone? And this 00:26:34.509 --> 00:26:40.089 is, to me, like a rhythm songwriter. Yeah. You 00:26:40.089 --> 00:26:44.789 know... Neil Sean is no slouch and he's awesome. 00:26:44.930 --> 00:26:48.509 I just got to go with McRalph. Me too. The body 00:26:48.509 --> 00:26:52.450 of work from Bad Company was just amazing. Each 00:26:52.450 --> 00:26:57.369 album had its own voice. Oh, I know. I have the 00:26:57.369 --> 00:27:01.009 benefit of growing up and listening to Bad Company 00:27:01.009 --> 00:27:04.509 as each album came out. I was right there for 00:27:04.509 --> 00:27:08.380 the debut of each of those albums. Every time 00:27:08.380 --> 00:27:09.960 they came out with a new one, everyone was just 00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:12.980 blown away. Oh, I know. Look at Rocksteady. Yeah. 00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:16.019 That rhythm is simple, but man, it is just crazy 00:27:16.019 --> 00:27:19.559 good. The sky is burning. The sky is burning. 00:27:19.660 --> 00:27:21.960 Oh, I love that. That's so much fun to play. 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:24.680 Yeah, and then you go to Johnny Was a Schoolboy. 00:27:24.900 --> 00:27:28.180 Yes. When he heard his first Beatles song. Shooting 00:27:28.180 --> 00:27:30.180 Star was a great... Shooting Star, yeah. Yeah. 00:27:32.460 --> 00:27:34.839 What's his name sang on it, though? Actually, 00:27:34.859 --> 00:27:40.059 it was not Paul Rogers. Oh, okay. Yeah, they 00:27:40.059 --> 00:27:41.940 did have someone else sing that song. I forgot 00:27:41.940 --> 00:27:44.559 that. I can't remember who it was. Was it the 00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:47.220 bassist, maybe? I don't know. I'll have to look 00:27:47.220 --> 00:27:49.119 it up. Yeah, I forgot. There are a number of 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:51.240 Queen songs that the drummer sings. Yeah, yeah, 00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:54.539 because he was a great singer. Oh, he was. He 00:27:54.539 --> 00:27:58.000 had an amazing voice. Roger Taylor. Yeah, yeah. 00:27:58.799 --> 00:28:01.460 Yeah, if he wasn't such an awesome drummer, then 00:28:01.460 --> 00:28:03.039 Roger Taylor would have been the lead singer 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:05.720 in somebody else's band. Yeah, easily. Man, that 00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.660 falsetto that everybody thought was Freddie Mercury 00:28:07.660 --> 00:28:10.599 was not Freddie Mercury. That was Roger Taylor. 00:28:10.779 --> 00:28:13.079 That was Roger Taylor, yeah. It was often said 00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:17.000 that football player Chris Collinsworth would 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.960 have been a quarterback, except he was better 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:21.700 at receiver. But he could play quarterback, and 00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:24.180 he was really good. Sometimes in warm -ups, he'd 00:28:24.180 --> 00:28:26.819 be out there throwing 50, 60 -yard passes down 00:28:26.819 --> 00:28:29.140 the field to the other receivers. Isn't that 00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:31.380 something? But he was more valuable at wide receivers, 00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.440 so he never played quarterback. Wow. Well, it's 00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:36.599 kind of like Mahomes was going to be drafted 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:39.059 by Major League Baseball, but he opted football. 00:28:39.740 --> 00:28:44.220 Yeah, yeah. For a pitcher, yeah. I don't see 00:28:44.220 --> 00:28:46.740 much of a future for baseball as far as growth. 00:28:47.700 --> 00:28:50.119 It's not going away, I don't think, but it's 00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:52.599 just not growing. It's not growing, then they're 00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:54.700 doing it to themselves, let's be honest. Yeah. 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:59.410 All right. Oh, it's your turn. You're going to 00:28:59.410 --> 00:29:02.690 love the next one I got. All right. B .B. King. 00:29:02.990 --> 00:29:10.410 Uh -huh. Keith Richards. Ooh. Now, Keith Richards 00:29:10.410 --> 00:29:13.230 is so inventive, and you'll never get the credit 00:29:13.230 --> 00:29:16.230 he does. Everyone calls him, like, oh, he's just 00:29:16.230 --> 00:29:18.930 blues. No, no, no, no, no. He's more in blues, 00:29:18.970 --> 00:29:21.910 but... But his songwriting is so unique. And 00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:26.119 he's mostly a rhythm guitar player. Yes. I'm 00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:29.299 going to have to go with B .B. King. Even though 00:29:29.299 --> 00:29:31.579 I love Keith Richards' rhythm, like you said, 00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.019 and he is so good at coming up with that simple 00:29:34.019 --> 00:29:37.039 guitar that sounds so good that fits the songs. 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.880 No, no. I'm going to go with Keith Richards. 00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:45.480 I am too. Yeah. I was in their way. He's like, 00:29:45.579 --> 00:29:48.079 oh, I can't go against the oldest man alive. 00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:51.660 No. I got to think about it and started thinking 00:29:51.660 --> 00:29:53.299 of some of his rhythms and the stuff that he 00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:57.720 came up with. It's Keith Richards. Yeah. How 00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:04.359 about Mick Jones versus Mick Mars? Foreigner 00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:08.240 versus Motley Crue. I'm going to go Mick Mars. 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:10.940 I'm going to go Mick Mars, too. Yeah. I love 00:30:10.940 --> 00:30:14.220 Mick Jones. True, absolutely. And he was so versatile. 00:30:14.380 --> 00:30:17.519 I mean, Dirty White Boy to 404. Great songwriter. 00:30:17.819 --> 00:30:20.400 Oh, very good songwriter, yeah. One of the better 00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:22.180 songwriters. He'll never get the credit. He's 00:30:22.180 --> 00:30:23.539 one of the guys that don't get enough credit. 00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:27.240 Lou Graham's voice was so prolific and good that 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:30.400 people tend to forget the songwriting that was 00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:34.000 behind it. Yeah. They made saxophone cool again. 00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:38.799 Yes, they did. Mick Mars. Yeah. Mick Mars was... 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:41.519 It's gotta be Mick. He was filthy. Dirty. Yeah. 00:30:41.740 --> 00:30:46.920 And he sounded so good. Yeah, and when Vince 00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:51.039 was singing all those hits, Mick's guitar sold 00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:54.559 it. Yes. It's like his guitar and Vince Neal's 00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:59.640 vocal style and voice and attitude just perfectly 00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:02.799 synced up. Oh, I agree. It was just... Yeah, 00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.380 it was amazing. I got one for you that describes 00:31:05.380 --> 00:31:07.579 Mick Mars and how good he actually is. Helter 00:31:07.579 --> 00:31:11.720 Skelter on Shout at the Devil's Side 2. It is 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.119 Helter Skelter, the song. I haven't heard that 00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:16.740 one. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to have to listen 00:31:16.740 --> 00:31:21.160 to that one. It is dirty. It's filthy. It's evil. 00:31:21.539 --> 00:31:24.359 It is so good. And Vince's voice, he had that 00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:28.480 Banshee voice back then. What a remake. It never 00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:30.200 gets the credit because, I mean, you know, they're 00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:33.599 Motley Crue and, you know, a lot of bands are 00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:35.799 kind of like scoffing at them because they work 00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:39.359 for Accords, you know? Yeah. But no, no, no, 00:31:39.380 --> 00:31:47.640 Mick Mars, I agree. Yeah. Okay. Sorry to do this 00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:52.119 to you, but Malcolm Young versus Angus Young. 00:31:57.329 --> 00:31:59.710 Okay. Angus Young is fantastic, but, man, I love 00:31:59.710 --> 00:32:04.170 Malcolm. I do, too. Like a highway to hell. Yeah. 00:32:05.369 --> 00:32:11.309 Back in Black. Girl Scout Rhythm. Yep. Jailbreak. 00:32:11.650 --> 00:32:13.569 A whole lot of Rosie. A whole lot. Oh, yeah, 00:32:13.650 --> 00:32:20.009 yeah. Yeah, Malcolm. Yeah, I love Malcolm's rhythms. 00:32:20.250 --> 00:32:22.849 Who does not get a lot of credit on lead guitar 00:32:22.849 --> 00:32:25.970 is Angus. Yeah. He can play those great fucking 00:32:25.970 --> 00:32:29.650 intricate leads while being a kick, doing that 00:32:29.650 --> 00:32:32.049 little kick thing that he does. Yeah. What do 00:32:32.049 --> 00:32:35.190 you call that? It's like a modified duck walk. 00:32:35.369 --> 00:32:38.430 Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, 00:32:38.490 --> 00:32:40.730 spinning on the ground. There's a company that 00:32:40.730 --> 00:32:44.650 has come out with a signature overdrive so you 00:32:44.650 --> 00:32:47.579 can sound just like Angus Young. Really? and 00:32:47.579 --> 00:32:50.019 they've worked in the feature that everyone seems 00:32:50.019 --> 00:32:52.619 to miss when trying to get the Angus Young sound 00:32:52.619 --> 00:32:55.920 is he went wireless from the very beginning. 00:32:56.279 --> 00:32:58.440 You notice he's never dragging a guitar chord 00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.720 around the stage. No, he never was. He started 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:03.339 from the very beginning using a wireless setup, 00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:06.519 and the wireless setup affected his tone. So 00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:10.480 he starts with that tone and then goes on from 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:12.480 there. So this new overdrive pedal incorporates 00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:16.869 that wireless. Very cool. Yeah. Apparently it 00:33:16.869 --> 00:33:19.150 sounds, I forget the name of it. It's named after 00:33:19.150 --> 00:33:21.970 an ACDC song or album. I can't remember which 00:33:21.970 --> 00:33:25.289 one. Thunderstruck or something. Yeah, something 00:33:25.289 --> 00:33:28.569 like that. But that's pretty cool. I never really 00:33:28.569 --> 00:33:31.410 noticed until they mentioned it in the ad for 00:33:31.410 --> 00:33:33.470 the Overdrive. It's like, he never saw a chord 00:33:33.470 --> 00:33:36.269 dragging around behind him. It's always wireless. 00:33:36.769 --> 00:33:38.289 Who would have thought that that would be part 00:33:38.289 --> 00:33:42.769 of his tone, his famous tone. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 00:33:42.910 --> 00:33:46.450 this one. I love this one. How about Billy Squire 00:33:46.450 --> 00:33:51.390 versus Joe Walsh? Ooh. This one's hard to wrap 00:33:51.390 --> 00:33:55.809 your mind around because of how different. Yeah. 00:33:57.990 --> 00:34:00.809 Oh, gosh. What band was Billy Squire in before 00:34:00.809 --> 00:34:06.630 he went solo? Was that? I can't. Was it Mott 00:34:06.630 --> 00:34:09.530 the Hoople? It might have been Mott the Hoople. 00:34:09.530 --> 00:34:13.929 It might have been Mott the Hoople, eh. Peter 00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:17.730 Frampton came out of Humble Pie. Yeah. But anyway, 00:34:17.889 --> 00:34:21.150 Billy Squire always seemed to play guitar better 00:34:21.150 --> 00:34:23.309 when he was in a band with another guitar player. 00:34:23.369 --> 00:34:27.949 I agree. Who pushed him. Yes. And when that happened, 00:34:27.969 --> 00:34:30.309 he was just amazing. Yeah, and Joe Walsh could 00:34:30.309 --> 00:34:32.329 do it on his own really well. Yeah. I'm going 00:34:32.329 --> 00:34:34.530 to have to go to Joe Walsh. I think I'm going 00:34:34.530 --> 00:34:39.789 to vote Billy Squire. Really? Yeah. You know 00:34:39.789 --> 00:34:43.030 what? Actually, hang on, hang on. My Kind of 00:34:43.030 --> 00:34:45.829 Lover, The Stroke, and then if he's in... Let 00:34:45.829 --> 00:34:50.230 me see if he's in my... Okay. I think I may be 00:34:50.230 --> 00:34:52.449 leaning towards Billy Squire, too. Joe Walsh 00:34:52.449 --> 00:34:54.429 leaned really heavily on the... What band was 00:34:54.429 --> 00:34:57.289 Billy Squire in? Leaned really heavily on the 00:34:57.289 --> 00:35:00.849 standard blues progressions and structure. So 00:35:00.849 --> 00:35:02.690 he's kind of like playing with a stacked deck. 00:35:04.070 --> 00:35:08.960 But I think Billy took more chances. The Kicks 00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:15.139 with New York Dolls drummer Jerry Nolan. He also 00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:22.280 played in Ringo Starr and his All -Star Band. 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:26.599 Interesting. He was not in Mata Hoople. It's 00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:29.119 funny. It must have been wrong. Somebody told 00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.960 me he was in a well -established band, but he 00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.610 must not. Who was that? Mata Hoople was... I 00:35:36.610 --> 00:35:39.949 can't remember who... Oh, well. All right, I'm 00:35:39.949 --> 00:35:42.309 going to go Billy Squire, too. The only thing 00:35:42.309 --> 00:35:45.130 I can think of from Mata Hoople was Ian Hunter, 00:35:45.289 --> 00:35:48.630 the keyboard player. Hang on. And I think he 00:35:48.630 --> 00:35:51.329 played with somebody else. I thought it might 00:35:51.329 --> 00:35:53.769 have been the guy that ended up replacing Blackmore 00:35:53.769 --> 00:35:58.730 in Purple for an album, and then he died. Bolin? 00:35:59.409 --> 00:36:01.730 Was it Tommy Bolin? Tommy Bolin, yeah. He might 00:36:01.730 --> 00:36:04.090 have been in Mata Hoople. Hang on. Who was the 00:36:04.090 --> 00:36:09.710 guitarist in Mott the Hoople? Mick Ralphs. Mick 00:36:09.710 --> 00:36:12.050 Ralphs. That's right. That's right. How could 00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:14.150 I have forgot that? Mick was in Mott the Hoople, 00:36:14.309 --> 00:36:17.130 and Paul Rogers and the drummer Simon Kirk were 00:36:17.130 --> 00:36:19.309 in Free. Yeah. They did the song All Right Now. 00:36:19.489 --> 00:36:21.710 Uh -huh. And then the bass player, Buzz Burrell, 00:36:21.849 --> 00:36:24.309 they just kind of picked him up. Yeah. He wasn't 00:36:24.309 --> 00:36:25.949 really all that great a bass player. They pretty 00:36:25.949 --> 00:36:27.449 much had to teach him everything on the fly. 00:36:27.449 --> 00:36:31.010 Yeah, they did. But he rose to the challenge, 00:36:31.090 --> 00:36:33.170 man. He really did. Man, how could I have forgot 00:36:33.170 --> 00:36:35.570 that? Yeah. Yeah, Mick Rouse. Mick Rouse was 00:36:35.570 --> 00:36:37.690 great in that, too. Mick Rouse was awesome in 00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:42.889 Mott the Hoople. All right. Pete Townsend from 00:36:42.889 --> 00:36:48.230 The Who versus Leslie West from Mountain. Mississippi 00:36:48.230 --> 00:36:53.389 Queen, if you know what I mean. Okay. If you 00:36:53.389 --> 00:36:56.590 haven't heard of Mississippi Queen, go listen 00:36:56.590 --> 00:37:00.210 to that right now. I'm going to go ahead and 00:37:00.210 --> 00:37:02.929 go with Mountain. Yeah. I think Leslie West was 00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:05.369 just, he influenced so many people that you just 00:37:05.369 --> 00:37:07.769 don't realize until they tell you. And the thing 00:37:07.769 --> 00:37:10.630 is, Mississippi Queen was a song, it was a good 00:37:10.630 --> 00:37:13.690 song, but it never really did receive that much 00:37:13.690 --> 00:37:17.230 accolade. No, but it was awesome as a bar band 00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:19.730 song. I played that in probably five different 00:37:19.730 --> 00:37:22.849 bar bands. Everyone loved it. Everyone packed 00:37:22.849 --> 00:37:24.829 the dance floor just because it had that sound. 00:37:25.489 --> 00:37:27.909 Yeah. It's kind of like Cheap Trick's Gonna Raise 00:37:27.909 --> 00:37:30.570 Hell. Yes. Used to hear that at a bar band and 00:37:30.570 --> 00:37:33.570 we'd be like, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell. 00:37:34.070 --> 00:37:36.530 That's a good song. That was a fun song. Yeah, 00:37:36.570 --> 00:37:39.489 how about, oh, Rick Nielsen. He's very underrated. 00:37:39.489 --> 00:37:42.630 Oh, yeah. Or Nelson. Nielsen. Nielsen, I thought, 00:37:42.690 --> 00:37:44.949 yeah. Yeah, very underrated guitarist. Yeah, 00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:49.110 definitely. Interesting guy, too. All right. 00:37:49.210 --> 00:37:52.170 I forgot him on my list. How about Zach Wilde 00:37:52.170 --> 00:37:58.480 versus Jakey Lee? Ooh. Well, I've heard more 00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:01.019 of Zach Wild. Yeah, I'm going to have to go with 00:38:01.019 --> 00:38:03.400 Zach because of Body of Work. But, man, Jakey 00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:05.960 Lee. And here's another thing, too. I did not 00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.619 like Badlands. Yeah. I didn't think his guitar 00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:10.940 work was exceptional in that like it was on everything 00:38:10.940 --> 00:38:14.099 else that he did. He tried to go blues. I didn't 00:38:14.099 --> 00:38:17.480 appreciate the music in Badlands at all. So Zach 00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:20.840 Wild did a lot of stuff outside of Sabbath that 00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.059 was inventive and good. And also he plays in 00:38:23.059 --> 00:38:27.019 Pantera. He does Dimebag stuff perfectly. He 00:38:27.019 --> 00:38:30.539 plays Hendrix perfectly. He sings just like Ozzy. 00:38:30.539 --> 00:38:34.079 Yeah. And plays insane. Yeah. And he has a solo 00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:37.840 band. And Zach Sabbath is amazing. If you ever 00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.340 get a chance to see Zach Sabbath, if you're a 00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:45.719 Sabbath band, go see it. Yeah. Yeah. Zach Wild. 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:52.420 Yeah, I think I'd go with Zach as well. Let's 00:38:52.420 --> 00:39:01.909 see. I like this segment. I do, too. Tom Morello, 00:39:02.010 --> 00:39:04.949 Rage Against the Machine. Yeah, he's something 00:39:04.949 --> 00:39:08.469 else. Frank Zappa, Mothers of Invention. Oh, 00:39:08.469 --> 00:39:14.190 shit. That's dirty. That's dirty, isn't it? That's 00:39:14.190 --> 00:39:22.909 dirty. Fuck. I'm almost tempted to say a tie. 00:39:23.550 --> 00:39:26.070 It does seem like a tie, doesn't it? Because 00:39:26.070 --> 00:39:28.369 I've got so much respect for both of them. Me 00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:30.389 too. I'm going to say tie. I don't know if I 00:39:30.389 --> 00:39:34.070 can pick one. They're both just... Yeah. Okay. 00:39:34.929 --> 00:39:39.269 I would feel horrible saying one was... I know. 00:39:39.309 --> 00:39:43.150 I can't pick either one. Tie. It's a tie. Tie. 00:39:43.469 --> 00:39:45.590 We went through overtime and they're still tied. 00:39:45.630 --> 00:39:48.909 They're still tied. I bet you if you asked each 00:39:48.909 --> 00:39:50.429 one of them, they would say they're tied also. 00:39:50.610 --> 00:39:56.269 Yeah. They go, well, okay. We're the same. All 00:39:56.269 --> 00:39:59.269 right, how about Ace Frehley versus Phil Collin? 00:39:59.630 --> 00:40:06.909 Ooh. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Ace is so good. The feeling, 00:40:07.030 --> 00:40:09.530 he's sloppy. But he's kind of like a Hendrix, 00:40:09.590 --> 00:40:12.909 not as flashy and not as inventive. But the feeling 00:40:12.909 --> 00:40:15.590 he got on these songs. The authenticity. The 00:40:15.590 --> 00:40:17.389 authenticity, yeah. Yeah, that's a big thing. 00:40:17.710 --> 00:40:20.190 He's, like, always been one of my favorite guitarists. 00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:22.559 Even though he's sloppy. Yeah, I don't care. 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:25.340 I'm sloppy. I'm sloppy at drums. What the hell? 00:40:25.460 --> 00:40:28.360 Yeah, you know what? But I've always loved sloppiness. 00:40:28.659 --> 00:40:31.880 Jimmy Page, like I said, one of his best guitarists 00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.619 in the evening, you know, the solo on that. Sounds 00:40:34.619 --> 00:40:36.579 like he took the guitar and hit it on the fucking 00:40:36.579 --> 00:40:38.320 drum. Yeah, yeah. It was like he dropped it a 00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:40.940 couple of times. And it's like, I don't care. 00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.679 It fit. And that was the thing with Rush and 00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:46.400 Neil Peart, the drummer. the early albums he 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:49.880 was like precise machine precise and so there 00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.219 was very little feeling and there was not a lot 00:40:52.219 --> 00:40:56.519 of dynamics either no and then he decided to 00:40:56.519 --> 00:40:59.780 relearn how to play drums and wow, he got so 00:40:59.780 --> 00:41:01.960 much better. Yeah, because he was doing feeling 00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:05.980 versus technical. But I have to admit, some of 00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:08.380 that early technical stuff was just mind -blowing. 00:41:08.579 --> 00:41:11.599 It was. He was like a machine, like you said. 00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:15.559 He was so just... Was it their third album, Caress 00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:18.420 of Steel? Yes. And there's a little short song 00:41:18.420 --> 00:41:21.179 on there called Didacts and Narpets. Yes. And 00:41:21.179 --> 00:41:24.760 it's mostly a drum solo. And Rush has admitted 00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:27.320 that that's like double speed of what they recorded 00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:29.610 it. Because they were trying to impress everybody. 00:41:30.070 --> 00:41:33.230 But if you play it back at like half speed, then 00:41:33.230 --> 00:41:35.130 the voices sound, the guitars and the instruments 00:41:35.130 --> 00:41:38.329 start sounding normal again. Really? But it really 00:41:38.329 --> 00:41:40.710 is like an Alvin and the Chipmunks version of 00:41:40.710 --> 00:41:43.570 a song. A little tune they did. Geddy Lee had 00:41:43.570 --> 00:41:46.530 that high register anyhow. Yeah. But it's so 00:41:46.530 --> 00:41:48.449 weird that they just decided to speed the song 00:41:48.449 --> 00:41:51.750 up and squeeze it on the album. That's weird. 00:41:52.070 --> 00:41:54.230 I got a question. Did Geddy Lee lose his voice 00:41:54.230 --> 00:41:59.159 or not? Because he quit singing so loud. So high 00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:02.340 and so loud, yeah. Yeah, I think he lost some 00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:04.420 of that upper range, but he was kind of ready 00:42:04.420 --> 00:42:07.719 to. Yeah, but he still did great. He still had 00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:14.840 his own originality. Oh, Ace. I think I'll go 00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.960 Phil Collin. Okay, there's no wrong answer on 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.579 that. I've seen Ace Frehley live, and I saw Def 00:42:22.579 --> 00:42:25.500 Leppard live, but that was before. I was on their 00:42:25.500 --> 00:42:26.719 first album, so they had original members. Phil 00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:30.059 Collins is shredder. He is really, really good. 00:42:30.139 --> 00:42:32.000 He's much better than people ever thought. Or 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:34.820 most people think. People that know, know. But 00:42:34.820 --> 00:42:41.820 I saw him on G5, Guitar 5. Yeah. First off, he 00:42:41.820 --> 00:42:46.179 had his band called the Mississippi Bells or 00:42:46.179 --> 00:42:48.559 something like that, where it was all blues with 00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:53.119 this African -American lady. Is that what, I 00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:54.739 mean, I don't know what the technical term is 00:42:54.739 --> 00:42:58.460 anymore. Is it black, black lady? I have no idea 00:42:58.460 --> 00:43:03.380 what's in fashion, right? Yeah, okay. A really 00:43:03.380 --> 00:43:07.300 heavy black lady that could sing. Oh, my God, 00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.099 she could sing. And he was doing blues. And then 00:43:10.099 --> 00:43:12.539 he goes, all right, that's my first two songs. 00:43:12.780 --> 00:43:16.539 His second two songs, you know, his second pair 00:43:16.539 --> 00:43:20.679 of songs were all just shredding. And it's like. 00:43:21.019 --> 00:43:24.980 He was playing this blues, southern blues stuff. 00:43:25.739 --> 00:43:27.619 Sounded so good. And then he comes out just like... 00:43:27.619 --> 00:43:30.820 And it's like, what the hell is going on here? 00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:32.860 So I could see that, but I like Ace's feeling. 00:43:33.179 --> 00:43:40.300 Yeah. So, songwriting. All right. Alex Lifeson 00:43:40.300 --> 00:43:45.119 versus John Petrucci, Dream Theater. I'm going 00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:48.599 to go Lifeson. I love Petrucci, but Lifeson to 00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:50.880 me had a feel that like... To me, he was one 00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:54.139 of the better guitarists. He never got the credit 00:43:54.139 --> 00:43:56.280 either, probably because of Neil Peart and Geddy 00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:59.599 Lee on bass and singing. Alex Lifeson's guitar 00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:03.159 was so unique. Yeah, yeah. There are times when 00:44:03.159 --> 00:44:06.179 I'm listening to Dream Theater and I wish John 00:44:06.179 --> 00:44:09.820 Petrucci would just kind of slow down. 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They're about ready to kick us out. Look 00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:52.119 at them. Yeah. Yeah. They'll just pretend to 00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.719 be Mrs. Golfenstein's bodyguards. Yes. We have 00:45:55.719 --> 00:45:57.820 not seen her for so long. We have not. Well, 00:45:57.920 --> 00:46:00.159 she's afraid. She turned Rob into a capuchin 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.400 monkey. I remember that. Yeah. I think Mayor 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.860 Lucas gave her a bus voucher and sent her off 00:46:05.860 --> 00:46:08.659 to Tulsa. I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. You'll 00:46:08.659 --> 00:46:11.170 love it there. You'll love it there, Ms. Goldstein. 00:46:12.030 --> 00:46:18.429 Yes. They have, like, moonflowers and tulips 00:46:18.429 --> 00:46:21.250 that bloom all year round. And the dirt is real 00:46:21.250 --> 00:46:27.530 red. Yes. You'll love that sulfur water. It was 00:46:27.530 --> 00:46:33.489 that sulfur water. Finally, I have Vivian Campbell. 00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:35.329 Oh, wait a minute. Where were we? Yeah, your 00:46:35.329 --> 00:46:38.250 turn. Okay. Vivian Campbell versus Doug Aldridge. 00:46:38.889 --> 00:46:41.789 A couple of Dio guys and played in a lot of different 00:46:41.789 --> 00:46:45.969 bands. Def Leppard, Doug Aldridge, you name it, 00:46:45.989 --> 00:46:48.590 he probably played in it at one time. Yeah. I 00:46:48.590 --> 00:46:51.250 like Vivian Campbell real well. Vivian Campbell 00:46:51.250 --> 00:46:57.230 has a very unique style. Yeah. He had such a 00:46:57.230 --> 00:47:02.190 unique style that it made Dio, the original band, 00:47:02.349 --> 00:47:05.670 what it was. Yeah. And after he was fired, the 00:47:05.670 --> 00:47:08.909 band never did recover. Yeah. Yeah. Dio can say 00:47:08.909 --> 00:47:10.989 whatever he wants, but that was a bad move. That 00:47:10.989 --> 00:47:16.130 was a bad move. Yeah. Well, my last one is I'm 00:47:16.130 --> 00:47:19.250 going to recycle Stevie Ray Vaughan. Okay. Against 00:47:19.250 --> 00:47:21.730 Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits. Mark Knopfler. 00:47:21.809 --> 00:47:23.989 Yeah. That was just kind of a no -brainer, isn't 00:47:23.989 --> 00:47:27.210 it? Sorry I ended with a weak one. No, no, no. 00:47:27.230 --> 00:47:29.309 I like that because it just illustrates how good 00:47:29.309 --> 00:47:32.050 Mark Knopfler is. And a lot of people don't even 00:47:32.050 --> 00:47:34.789 realize it. I mean, he doesn't get that much 00:47:34.789 --> 00:47:39.659 pub. Yeah. Man, his rhythms. Yeah. Remember in 00:47:39.659 --> 00:47:42.980 their first hit, Sultans of Swing, he's talking 00:47:42.980 --> 00:47:45.699 about, check out guitar George. He knows all 00:47:45.699 --> 00:47:47.880 the chords. Yeah. But it's strictly rhythm. He 00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:50.159 doesn't want to make a cry or sing. He was talking 00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:52.159 about his brother Dave, who was in the band at 00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:54.139 the time on rhythm guitar. Oh, really? Yeah. 00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:58.780 Dave Knopfler was the rhythm guitar player. So 00:47:58.780 --> 00:48:05.599 he was guitar George. What a band, though. Yep. 00:48:06.250 --> 00:48:08.849 And their original drummer, Pick Withers, oh, 00:48:09.010 --> 00:48:11.329 I loved his drumming. I liked him better than 00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:13.730 anybody else they've had since. I understand 00:48:13.730 --> 00:48:15.929 they needed to go to kind of arena rock style 00:48:15.929 --> 00:48:19.190 drumming on some of the stuff, but man, Pick 00:48:19.190 --> 00:48:21.489 Withers just had so much feeling. Even when they 00:48:21.489 --> 00:48:23.989 kind of sold out in the 80s, it was still unique 00:48:23.989 --> 00:48:26.289 and good. Yeah, they went to the I Want My MTV 00:48:26.289 --> 00:48:29.889 years. And the funny thing is, is that song, 00:48:30.090 --> 00:48:33.150 they still don't edit it a lot of times. No. 00:48:33.329 --> 00:48:36.780 Yeah, it says, look at that F. Yeah. That's the 00:48:36.780 --> 00:48:38.519 way you do it. You play your guitar or your MTV. 00:48:38.699 --> 00:48:40.960 Look at that little F. He's wearing an earring 00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:44.659 and a cap. Yes. He's wearing the earring and 00:48:44.659 --> 00:48:49.500 the makeup. He's the term the British used to 00:48:49.500 --> 00:48:55.340 use for a cigarette. Yes. Yeah. You got more? 00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:58.960 That's it. That's all I got, too. On the guitar. 00:48:59.739 --> 00:49:02.989 I have some bullet points. Okay. Do you want 00:49:02.989 --> 00:49:04.849 to go into them or you got something? I've got 00:49:04.849 --> 00:49:06.590 a bunch more stuff, but I want to do bullet points. 00:49:06.769 --> 00:49:10.130 Okay. All right. What band would you love to 00:49:10.130 --> 00:49:18.309 see resurrected, dead or alive? Hmm. Wow. You 00:49:18.309 --> 00:49:19.829 know, there was a point I would say the original 00:49:19.829 --> 00:49:21.530 Alice Cooper band, but that's kind of happening 00:49:21.530 --> 00:49:24.630 right now. Yeah, it is. It's missing. Let's see. 00:49:24.750 --> 00:49:26.829 Who would it be missing here? I know it's missing 00:49:26.829 --> 00:49:28.269 at least one. Yeah, Glenn Buxton, their lead 00:49:28.269 --> 00:49:33.869 guitarist is deceased. Yeah. I think a band I 00:49:33.869 --> 00:49:40.050 would like to resurrect would be... Damn. I don't 00:49:40.050 --> 00:49:41.510 know. Let me think on it. If you've got one, 00:49:41.510 --> 00:49:50.949 go ahead, because I'm flailing here. Blizzard 00:49:50.949 --> 00:49:55.690 of Oz. Oh, yeah. I want to see what they could 00:49:55.690 --> 00:49:59.809 do on their third album. Blizzard and Diary were 00:49:59.809 --> 00:50:03.989 just epic. Epic. Could they do more? Could they 00:50:03.989 --> 00:50:09.409 do better? Yeah, I think they had a lot of room 00:50:09.409 --> 00:50:11.170 to grow, a lot of places they could have gone, 00:50:11.269 --> 00:50:13.610 yeah. And I'm going with the original with Lee 00:50:13.610 --> 00:50:18.630 Kerslake and Bob Daisley. Yeah. Instead of Tommy 00:50:18.630 --> 00:50:22.570 Altridge and Rudy Sarza. Tommy's no slouch. No, 00:50:22.590 --> 00:50:24.510 no, no. I mean, the other one would work too, 00:50:24.570 --> 00:50:28.510 but I believe like the true magic. Yeah, Kerslake 00:50:28.510 --> 00:50:30.650 was their first choice, and Daisley was their 00:50:30.650 --> 00:50:32.630 first choice, and there's a reason. Yeah, and 00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:34.909 Bob Daisley, he came back over and over until 00:50:34.909 --> 00:50:37.769 he sued him. Yeah. He came back on probably four 00:50:37.769 --> 00:50:40.170 or five other albums for him. I mean, his most 00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:43.170 famous was No More Tears. He was behind a lot 00:50:43.170 --> 00:50:48.570 of those songs, and so was Lemmy. Yep. Lemmy 00:50:48.570 --> 00:50:52.210 Kilmeister of Motorhead wrote four songs for 00:50:52.210 --> 00:50:56.809 that album. And then Zach Wilde wrote Mom, I'm 00:50:56.809 --> 00:50:59.809 Coming Home. Yep. Yeah, it was quite an album. 00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:08.559 That's my choice. You got any? I would like to 00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:13.139 see the original Elton John band back when he 00:51:13.139 --> 00:51:15.099 was actually putting out rock and roll. That's 00:51:15.099 --> 00:51:17.960 a really good pick, yeah. From about 71 through 00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:20.980 75. Before all his friends started dying. Yeah. 00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:22.920 Yeah, because then he started writing tributes 00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:26.059 and it's like, hey, come on. Look, they were 00:51:26.059 --> 00:51:28.559 good songs, but they weren't Elton John songs. 00:51:28.780 --> 00:51:32.960 He actually had a disco album. Yeah, the original 00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:37.920 Elton John band, I think. Nigel Olsen on drums. 00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:42.519 D. Murray on bass. Really underrated bass player. 00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:47.639 Dave Murray's brother. Yeah. Don Murray. Yeah. 00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:52.639 And then Davy Johnstone on guitar. I forget the 00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:54.710 name of their... percussion player, Ray something. 00:51:57.710 --> 00:52:00.949 I can't remember. In fact, Elton is now touring 00:52:00.949 --> 00:52:04.610 with just that percussion player. Really? So 00:52:04.610 --> 00:52:08.329 it's piano and percussion. Why not? What is he, 00:52:08.409 --> 00:52:11.550 80? Something like that, probably. That's all 00:52:11.550 --> 00:52:15.090 the stuff he wants to sing. I bet. Although he 00:52:15.090 --> 00:52:22.420 did the... The Spinal Tap song, the one about 00:52:22.420 --> 00:52:26.400 Stonehenge. That's right. Yeah. Okay, you know 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.659 what, he can still do it, yeah. I saw that video 00:52:28.659 --> 00:52:31.760 the other day. Spinal Tap comes out, starts doing 00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:34.539 the Stonehenge intro, and then up from the floor 00:52:34.539 --> 00:52:37.739 of the stage rises this monster piano, and Elton's 00:52:37.739 --> 00:52:40.260 banging out the chords and singing Stonehenge. 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:44.039 It's just so amazing. Oh, I know. And also, he 00:52:44.039 --> 00:52:46.500 looks great for his age. Yeah, he looks like 00:52:46.500 --> 00:52:49.840 he's having fun. Yeah, yeah. He's Elton John. 00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:54.599 Yeah. Legend. All right. If you could put an 00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:57.139 all -star rock band back together, dead musicians 00:52:57.139 --> 00:52:59.980 or live ones, who would they be in this format? 00:53:00.099 --> 00:53:02.860 Lead singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one 00:53:02.860 --> 00:53:07.460 drummer, and one keyboardist. Lead singer, I'd 00:53:07.460 --> 00:53:14.119 probably go with... I think I'd go with Karen 00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:18.610 Carpenter. I always loved the Carpenters. You 00:53:18.610 --> 00:53:20.010 know, it sounds really weird because it's so 00:53:20.010 --> 00:53:22.909 soft and gentle, but there was a point when Karen 00:53:22.909 --> 00:53:25.469 Carpenter was rated as the number one drummer 00:53:25.469 --> 00:53:28.369 in the world because she was that good. I didn't 00:53:28.369 --> 00:53:31.269 know that. Yeah, but she sang better. Karen Carpenter 00:53:31.269 --> 00:53:34.550 was amazing. Yeah. So Karen Carpenter on vocals. 00:53:38.590 --> 00:53:43.869 I'd go with Tommy Bolan on guitar. Dee Murray 00:53:43.869 --> 00:53:52.159 on bass. That's a good choice, yeah. I'm trying 00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:59.440 to think of a dead drummer. Oh, Neil Peart. There 00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.420 you go. Neil Peart. Okay. There you go. And if 00:54:01.420 --> 00:54:06.820 not Karen Carpenter, then Lane Staley. Lane Staley's 00:54:06.820 --> 00:54:15.400 a good one. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go Lane 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:19.159 Staley. No, no, no. I'm going Chris Cornell. 00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:24.039 Oh, yes. Yes, another good choice. Chris Cornell. 00:54:26.340 --> 00:54:30.340 He can also be the rhythm if he wants. The guitarist, 00:54:30.340 --> 00:54:37.260 I think I'm going to go with Prince. Oh, good 00:54:37.260 --> 00:54:39.719 choice. Chris Cornell and Prince, and Chris Cornell 00:54:39.719 --> 00:54:43.099 doing rhythm guitar, Prince doing lead. Nice. 00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:52.269 The bassist. It's tough to think of. It is. I'm 00:54:52.269 --> 00:54:57.150 going to go with Geyser Butler. I love his jazzy, 00:54:57.150 --> 00:55:08.809 flipping, crazy -ass everything. And Lee Kerslake. 00:55:09.809 --> 00:55:14.519 Yeah. I just love his style on Blizzard. To me, 00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:16.579 that's an interesting band. May not be the most 00:55:16.579 --> 00:55:18.880 talented one ever. Yeah, that would be some interesting 00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:21.940 music. And John Lord. Oh, yeah. I didn't pick 00:55:21.940 --> 00:55:25.460 out a keyboard player, but Raymond Zarek. Oh, 00:55:25.460 --> 00:55:26.739 yeah. You can't go wrong with him. I think I'll 00:55:26.739 --> 00:55:28.739 pick him for the keyboard. His evil carnival 00:55:28.739 --> 00:55:34.599 fucking... I just, I've always loved John Lord. 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:37.039 Yeah. John Lord, to me, played a guitar, not 00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.460 a keyboard. Yeah, yeah. He was so good at it. 00:55:39.619 --> 00:55:44.050 All right. April Wine was a band that should 00:55:44.050 --> 00:55:47.369 have been much bigger, more popular, in my opinion. 00:55:47.489 --> 00:55:49.030 Don't you think they should have been a lot bigger? 00:55:49.590 --> 00:55:52.809 What band do you think, just one, what band do 00:55:52.809 --> 00:55:56.250 you think should have been much bigger, but nobody 00:55:56.250 --> 00:55:59.050 can really say why they just did not hit that? 00:55:59.610 --> 00:56:02.090 Mine is April Wine. That's why I put it on there. 00:56:03.050 --> 00:56:05.929 I'm going to say type O negative. Oh, gosh, yeah. 00:56:06.170 --> 00:56:08.550 Because they were making the right kind of music 00:56:08.550 --> 00:56:11.179 at the right time. I don't know what happened. 00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:14.480 Yeah, well, I mean, even before Peter Steele 00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:16.900 died, they just really weren't having a lot of 00:56:16.900 --> 00:56:19.179 success. No, I've seen him open up for Motley 00:56:19.179 --> 00:56:22.340 Crue. Yeah. And everybody was really, really 00:56:22.340 --> 00:56:25.039 into it. Yeah. And I remember I just got into 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:28.519 him maybe a year before. Yeah. And that's where 00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:31.400 everybody thought the guitarist, I forgot his 00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:34.300 name now, for a typo negative was John Carabi. 00:56:34.539 --> 00:56:37.539 Oh, yeah. Yeah, and they really didn't look that 00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:41.280 much alike. But he was watching. He was getting 00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:44.980 ready to watch Motley Crue, right? They were 00:56:44.980 --> 00:56:46.860 going to come out, and he must have just jumped 00:56:46.860 --> 00:56:48.900 off stage and ran over there because there was 00:56:48.900 --> 00:56:50.960 hardly anybody there. Because nobody went to 00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:53.920 go see the Motley Crue self -titled. No one went 00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:56.840 to that. Number one, they didn't buy the album. 00:56:56.880 --> 00:56:59.420 Number two, they did not go to the tour, and 00:56:59.420 --> 00:57:01.420 it was empty. Sandstone was basically empty. 00:57:01.500 --> 00:57:03.760 There was like 3 ,000 people there, and he was 00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:05.639 in a whole row by himself just sitting there. 00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:08.840 And someone goes, hey, that's John Carabi. I'm 00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:10.260 sitting there thinking, shouldn't he be backstage 00:57:10.260 --> 00:57:13.260 getting ready? I would think. Yeah, so I walk 00:57:13.260 --> 00:57:15.239 up there and they're all signing his ticket and 00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:18.980 stuff. And guys go, yeah, cool, man. When you're 00:57:18.980 --> 00:57:23.159 getting on stage, you see him going. He had no 00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:28.119 idea they thought he was John Carabi. And I went 00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:29.880 up there and I reassured him. I said, hey, you 00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.000 guys did a great job, man. I said, you're probably 00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:33.500 going to be better than Motley Crue, but no. 00:57:35.179 --> 00:57:37.940 Motley Crue did fine. They did great on stage. 00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:41.239 This one, they still could do it. And John Krabbe 00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:46.119 was awesome. But they really, really had a great 00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:49.679 sound live. Their groove was good. I don't know. 00:57:49.699 --> 00:57:52.619 Maybe they're a little too ghoulish. Maybe people 00:57:52.619 --> 00:57:55.159 just didn't catch it that much. I guess so. Because 00:57:55.159 --> 00:57:58.059 every song was about the dead. And they really... 00:57:58.480 --> 00:58:01.260 didn't lend to a very lively stage presence either 00:58:01.260 --> 00:58:03.760 no no no loving you is like loving the dead i 00:58:03.760 --> 00:58:05.199 mean there's only so much you could do with a 00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:08.519 song like christian woman yeah christian oh god 00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:13.000 now we know why they didn't make it right now 00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.159 there's 20 people who are downloading christian 00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:16.519 woman you're trying to figure out what it sounds 00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:20.260 like but hey man they were a great band yeah 00:58:20.260 --> 00:58:23.179 and peter steele was so fascinated with the dead 00:58:23.179 --> 00:58:25.599 and then he ended up being a really young yeah 00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:31.500 some rare Yeah, it was his heart. Some sort of 00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:33.320 an illness in his heart, I believe. Yeah, I think 00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:36.920 it was heart -related. Yeah, okay. Did you know 00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.139 he is Greg Steele, the Faster Pussycats brother? 00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:42.340 Did not know that. For real. Yeah, I know I say 00:58:42.340 --> 00:58:44.500 everybody's everybody's brother. No, for real. 00:58:45.260 --> 00:58:47.380 And they actually look quite a bit alike, too, 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:50.460 if you ever compare them. Peter Steele's a little 00:58:50.460 --> 00:58:52.960 bit taller and has a much bigger penis. Obviously. 00:58:53.900 --> 00:58:58.250 I guess my runner -up bands. Would be Monster 00:58:58.250 --> 00:59:02.309 Magnet. Oh, yeah. Jersey Band. Yep. Nashville 00:59:02.309 --> 00:59:03.969 Pussy I thought should have been much bigger. 00:59:05.650 --> 00:59:10.590 Not Ted Nugent. King's X. Yes. King's X is probably 00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:13.269 the best answer. Yeah. King's X had the sound. 00:59:13.409 --> 00:59:17.469 They had a very unique look. They had a black 00:59:17.469 --> 00:59:22.239 man that had a mohawk from hell. And he sang 00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:24.820 well and played bass. He was a hell of a singer 00:59:24.820 --> 00:59:27.519 and a hell of a bass player. And a lefty. Yeah, 00:59:27.579 --> 00:59:30.699 and he was a big Phil Lynott fan. He was, yeah. 00:59:30.980 --> 00:59:36.179 And he played similar. Yeah. Comparable. I would 00:59:36.179 --> 00:59:39.800 say so. Yeah. King's X wound up. influencing 00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:42.440 more other musicians than being popular among 00:59:42.440 --> 00:59:44.420 the general public. I think King's X is probably 00:59:44.420 --> 00:59:46.039 the best answer out of all of them because they 00:59:46.039 --> 00:59:48.320 influence so much music and so many people don't 00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:50.599 know who they are. And Doug Pinnock shows up 00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:52.780 on everybody's album because everyone just loves 00:59:52.780 --> 00:59:56.139 him. Everybody loves his voice. Yeah. He's got 00:59:56.139 --> 00:59:58.800 a very unique voice. Yeah. And very recognizable. 00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:01.679 Yeah. The album I keep going back to is Tapehead. 01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:06.199 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah, 01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:09.820 I think King's X is the best. Okay, was Aaron 01:00:09.820 --> 01:00:16.000 Lewis better in Stained or Solo? I kind of like 01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:18.420 his Solo stuff better. I do too. Yeah. Yeah, 01:00:18.420 --> 01:00:19.820 that's why I wrote it out. I was like, yeah. 01:00:19.940 --> 01:00:22.900 He kind of branched out a little more. Yeah, 01:00:23.019 --> 01:00:28.880 yep. This next one is a tough one. In Black Sabbath, 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:31.639 who was more important, Tony Iommi or Ozzy Osbourne? 01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:36.340 Look, I'm going to... I love Ozzy, but I gotta 01:00:36.340 --> 01:00:38.960 say Tony Iommi because they went on with Dio 01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:41.940 and they had a slightly different sound, but 01:00:41.940 --> 01:00:44.099 it was Iommi's guitar that made it so good again. 01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:46.679 Yeah, imagine if it had been the other way around 01:00:46.679 --> 01:00:49.320 and Tony Iommi had left and they brought in some 01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:51.280 other guitar player to be the sound of Black 01:00:51.280 --> 01:00:53.159 Sabbath. Would have never worked. Never would 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:55.400 have worked, no. So it's gotta be Tony Iommi, 01:00:55.440 --> 01:01:00.400 but man, you know, Ozzy was so uncritical in 01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:03.260 those younger... years because of his flaying, 01:01:03.260 --> 01:01:06.500 his screaming, his weirdness, his charisma, his 01:01:06.500 --> 01:01:08.960 stage presence. Yeah. He had a stage presence 01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:12.179 similar to Elvis. Yeah, yeah, he really did. 01:01:12.340 --> 01:01:14.039 If he was on stage, everybody was looking at 01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.840 him. Yeah. Nowhere else. Yeah. Might as well 01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:20.340 be out there with a backing track. Yeah. Yeah, 01:01:20.380 --> 01:01:22.679 he could actually just sit on the stage and fuck 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:25.880 his nuts. And people watch him instead of someone 01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:28.769 like Dio singing his ass off. I was just going 01:01:28.769 --> 01:01:31.349 to say I feel sorry for every woman within 100 01:01:31.349 --> 01:01:33.750 yards whose panties are now soaked because that 01:01:33.750 --> 01:01:36.050 guy's revving his motorcycle engine. It just 01:01:36.050 --> 01:01:38.090 automatically makes everyone soak their panties. 01:01:38.110 --> 01:01:43.789 His penis extension. Yes. I want to go tell them 01:01:43.789 --> 01:01:45.690 the only people who are impressed by you revving 01:01:45.690 --> 01:01:47.750 your engine are other guys who rev their engine. 01:01:49.159 --> 01:01:51.619 That's it. And they want to meet you at George 01:01:51.619 --> 01:01:53.940 Michael's outhouse. Or the Liberty Memorial. 01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:59.980 Both. The lonely guy fluid exchange site. Oh, 01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:03.980 gosh. Bodily fluids. Bodily fluids for sale. 01:02:04.139 --> 01:02:07.059 I wonder if they still do that or not. I don't 01:02:07.059 --> 01:02:09.760 know. I think they clamped down on that for a 01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:10.679 while. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Kind of 01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:12.880 made it more family friendly. And then people 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:15.219 started getting shot because people thought they 01:02:15.219 --> 01:02:17.739 were cute going over there disturbing them. Yeah. 01:02:17.860 --> 01:02:21.559 Yeah, so. All right. And I'm not talking about 01:02:21.559 --> 01:02:23.960 the gays. I'm talking about the guys that were 01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:26.360 there ridiculing them for getting shot. Yes. 01:02:26.360 --> 01:02:30.280 All right. What Black Sabbath album was their 01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:35.420 best musically? Never Say Die. No. Technical... 01:02:35.420 --> 01:02:45.840 I'm going to say... I'm kind of... Okay. If you 01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:50.329 want to go into... The Dio era, it's got to be 01:02:50.329 --> 01:02:52.230 Heaven and Hell. Yeah, I was going to ask if 01:02:52.230 --> 01:02:55.230 it's just strictly the Ozzy era. Because I was 01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:56.510 going to say Heaven and Hell as well. Heaven 01:02:56.510 --> 01:02:59.250 and Hell was their apex. It was their best album 01:02:59.250 --> 01:03:01.110 musically. Other than that, I would say their 01:03:01.110 --> 01:03:03.989 first one. Their first one? Just because of the 01:03:03.989 --> 01:03:07.369 impact and everything's so new and fresh. Yeah. 01:03:08.750 --> 01:03:11.170 On their first album, there are no expectations. 01:03:11.880 --> 01:03:13.699 Yeah. You know, it's like, teach me about this 01:03:13.699 --> 01:03:15.960 band. What are you guys? That first album was 01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:18.840 just stunned everybody because, you know, and 01:03:18.840 --> 01:03:20.860 I love reading this article that said they had 01:03:20.860 --> 01:03:24.280 no idea devil worshiping existed. They're going 01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:28.980 off a Boris Karloff movie. Yep. You know? And 01:03:28.980 --> 01:03:30.900 then they're like, we're what? What is that? 01:03:31.099 --> 01:03:33.719 You know, people actually like worship the dark 01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:36.440 lord, you know, the guy down there in hell. What? 01:03:36.719 --> 01:03:39.980 We're them. Yeah, yeah. You're them. Oh, my gosh. 01:03:40.179 --> 01:03:42.679 And the manager is furiously going, go with it. 01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:45.420 Yeah. Don't ever argue with it. Yeah. Say something 01:03:45.420 --> 01:03:49.199 mystical. Yeah. Just say no comment. Yeah. Or, 01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:52.159 yeah, or Ozzy's one was, I was born a Christian, 01:03:52.260 --> 01:03:55.019 and then he just left it at that. Yeah. It was 01:03:55.019 --> 01:03:57.239 brilliant. They should have staged some incidents 01:03:57.239 --> 01:03:59.860 where they sit down at an outdoor table and a 01:03:59.860 --> 01:04:05.900 dead bird falls out of the tree. And then Ozzy 01:04:05.900 --> 01:04:12.099 bites his head off. Yes. Okay, Heaven and Hell. 01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:15.059 What about Dio Era Sabbath? What would be the 01:04:15.059 --> 01:04:19.920 best album? That would be Heaven and Hell. Should 01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:23.260 Kiss apologize for doing one more show, at least? 01:04:23.559 --> 01:04:26.940 The Kiss Army 50th anniversary in Vegas in November. 01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:29.719 They're doing that show. No, I don't think they 01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:32.440 should apologize. I don't think anybody who says, 01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:35.179 this is it, final, done, forever. Oh, next week 01:04:35.179 --> 01:04:36.639 I'm playing over at this place. Come see me. 01:04:36.940 --> 01:04:39.000 I agree. It's just kind of what happens now. 01:04:39.059 --> 01:04:41.460 If you believe them when they say final tour, 01:04:41.579 --> 01:04:44.099 final whatever, then that's on you. Yeah, I agree. 01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:46.880 It's been going on forever. I mean, Fleetwood 01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:49.539 Mac did it for 30 years. Stones have had how 01:04:49.539 --> 01:04:54.420 many farewell tours? 30 years. Yeah. Yeah, I 01:04:54.420 --> 01:04:58.260 agree with that. Okay, the show will be unmasked. 01:04:58.780 --> 01:05:00.920 They're not going to be in their usual garb. 01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:02.639 Does that make any difference at all? I don't 01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:07.179 think so. I think it would be a good idea to 01:05:07.179 --> 01:05:09.500 do half the show in makeup and then have a little 01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:11.380 short intermission and then take the makeup off 01:05:11.380 --> 01:05:15.340 and put on regular dude clothes and just come 01:05:15.340 --> 01:05:19.460 out as four regular guys. Okay. So that way you 01:05:19.460 --> 01:05:24.320 get both. I would enjoy that. Okay. Yeah, you 01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:25.820 know what? That would be good. I agree with that. 01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:27.579 I mean, not an unplugged kind of thing where 01:05:27.579 --> 01:05:29.639 they sit down and pick at little instruments. 01:05:29.800 --> 01:05:34.000 I'm talking about a full kiss show. They're dressed 01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:36.099 like regular musicians. It's supposed to be a 01:05:36.099 --> 01:05:38.659 full -kiss show. It's going to be good. And I 01:05:38.659 --> 01:05:40.280 know why they're not putting on their garb. Gene 01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:44.380 Simmons cannot fit in it. He probably doesn't 01:05:44.380 --> 01:05:46.559 want to stand on those giant heels anymore. He 01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.860 probably couldn't. Yeah. You get a little tippy 01:05:49.860 --> 01:05:53.079 when you get older. Yeah. I just turned 64. Especially 01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:55.119 when you've got a gut like him now. Oh, yeah. 01:05:55.460 --> 01:05:58.539 Look, I'm no one to talk, but, you know, Gene 01:05:58.539 --> 01:06:00.639 Simmons does have some stuff coming because of 01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:02.989 his pompous, arrogant attitude. So I'm going 01:06:02.989 --> 01:06:07.150 to say he's a fat ass. There you go. All right. 01:06:07.989 --> 01:06:10.409 KISS, then finally. KISS is to unveil their new 01:06:10.409 --> 01:06:12.969 avatars in two or three years. Will that be a 01:06:12.969 --> 01:06:15.889 complete failure? Yeah. Yes. No one will care. 01:06:16.110 --> 01:06:18.510 No one cares right now. Why will they care then? 01:06:19.050 --> 01:06:23.170 And by then, it will be like, oh, yeah, that 01:06:23.170 --> 01:06:25.530 technology from way back when. Yeah, I remember 01:06:25.530 --> 01:06:28.230 that. What a bunch of dinosaurs. Yeah. And they 01:06:28.230 --> 01:06:29.889 sold it, so they don't care. They're not going 01:06:29.889 --> 01:06:31.989 to be pushing it. I mean, anything that you come 01:06:31.989 --> 01:06:34.349 out in two or three years from now has got to 01:06:34.349 --> 01:06:36.829 be something that was invented like a week before 01:06:36.829 --> 01:06:40.929 you brought it out. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I think 01:06:40.929 --> 01:06:45.070 it's a waste of time. Yeah. All right, that's 01:06:45.070 --> 01:06:50.610 all of the bullet points. Well, I've got some 01:06:50.610 --> 01:06:52.750 random stuff kind of straight into douchebag 01:06:52.750 --> 01:06:55.630 territory. That's fine with me. We are still 01:06:55.630 --> 01:06:57.250 douchebags and would like to remind everybody. 01:06:57.550 --> 01:07:02.380 Yeah. Did you know? that Dairy Queen can no longer 01:07:02.380 --> 01:07:05.960 call their product ice cream. Not legally. I 01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:08.239 didn't know that, but I believe it. Yeah. This 01:07:08.239 --> 01:07:10.139 came out about a week ago. The Food and Drug 01:07:10.139 --> 01:07:13.579 Administration tested their product, and there's 01:07:13.579 --> 01:07:15.840 not enough ice cream in it for them to call it 01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:19.380 ice cream. So in general terms, that means there's 01:07:19.380 --> 01:07:21.900 less than half real ice cream. I wonder what 01:07:21.900 --> 01:07:23.500 kind of a line they're going to come up with. 01:07:23.719 --> 01:07:26.969 Dairy dessert. Something like that. Or they'll 01:07:26.969 --> 01:07:31.630 just call it a cone. Well, it's like your lactose 01:07:31.630 --> 01:07:34.230 -free ones. Yeah. I read the ingredients in there. 01:07:34.369 --> 01:07:37.849 It's like there's really nothing dairy in it. 01:07:37.889 --> 01:07:40.090 I mean, I know they're not supposed to, but I 01:07:40.090 --> 01:07:42.150 don't even know how they even put it together. 01:07:42.230 --> 01:07:45.050 I know. Half the chemicals are in there to keep 01:07:45.050 --> 01:07:48.010 it from falling apart or smelling bad or turning 01:07:48.010 --> 01:07:50.630 a bad color. Yeah, yeah. It's good, though. I 01:07:50.630 --> 01:07:52.449 mean, it's really good for being lactose -free, 01:07:52.530 --> 01:07:54.750 but yeah. But, yeah, I'll be curious to see what 01:07:54.750 --> 01:07:56.909 Dairy Queen calls their stuff because it's not 01:07:56.909 --> 01:07:59.550 ice cream anymore. Dairy Treat or something. 01:07:59.730 --> 01:08:02.190 Yeah. Frozen Treats. Yeah, it's going to be something 01:08:02.190 --> 01:08:07.510 like that. Okay. And I also learned that the 01:08:07.510 --> 01:08:11.449 islands from the Jurassic Park movies that have 01:08:11.449 --> 01:08:13.809 little dinosaurs running around and flying over, 01:08:13.889 --> 01:08:17.090 you can now download that for your Microsoft 01:08:17.090 --> 01:08:19.949 Flight Simulator. I love that. And fly your airplane 01:08:19.949 --> 01:08:21.970 around those dinosaur -filled islands. You can 01:08:21.970 --> 01:08:29.210 fly with the pterodactyls. While Mark goes and 01:08:29.210 --> 01:08:33.390 visits the bathroom, I'll mention some other 01:08:33.390 --> 01:08:36.170 things. I was driving by an office building the 01:08:36.170 --> 01:08:38.869 other day, and it's one of those big giant ones 01:08:38.869 --> 01:08:41.970 with glass windows, and it looks like a big block 01:08:41.970 --> 01:08:45.189 of ice. And there are no signs on it anywhere. 01:08:45.250 --> 01:08:47.909 I can't really tell. What business is there? 01:08:48.050 --> 01:08:50.930 But the sign out front said, signage available 01:08:50.930 --> 01:08:54.229 for this building. I thought, what in the world 01:08:54.229 --> 01:08:57.050 does that mean? I looked it up. You can pay them 01:08:57.050 --> 01:08:59.229 to put the name of your company on the side of 01:08:59.229 --> 01:09:01.770 their building. That way people will think, oh, 01:09:01.789 --> 01:09:03.590 look at that giant building that that company 01:09:03.590 --> 01:09:07.810 owns. They must be doing well. But I didn't know 01:09:07.810 --> 01:09:09.670 that that was a thing, that you can pretend. 01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:13.159 that your company has this big giant -ass building 01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:15.159 and just pay to put your name on it. It's kind 01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:17.159 of like naming rights of a stadium or something. 01:09:17.680 --> 01:09:21.239 That just struck me as odd. So now when I drive 01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:23.260 around and I see a great big building with a 01:09:23.260 --> 01:09:25.920 company name on it, I think, do they really work 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:27.520 there? Do they have really their building? Are 01:09:27.520 --> 01:09:30.159 they just paying to have their name on it? You 01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:36.159 never know. I've been trying to mess around with 01:09:36.159 --> 01:09:40.680 the YouTube algorithm lately. And what I've been 01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:44.920 doing is refusing to watch a video unless they 01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:47.600 give me the video first. If they start an ad 01:09:47.600 --> 01:09:51.619 first, I back out. And then I try it again. And 01:09:51.619 --> 01:09:54.399 so far, there's only been one video where it 01:09:54.399 --> 01:09:57.279 would not let me watch the video first. It just 01:09:57.279 --> 01:09:59.359 refused to do anything but give me an ad first. 01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.659 But for the most part, after about five or six 01:10:02.659 --> 01:10:05.859 tries, it'll go straight to the video. And then 01:10:05.859 --> 01:10:08.460 if I keep that up, the rest of the evening... 01:10:08.829 --> 01:10:11.069 I can pretty much go straight to the video without 01:10:11.069 --> 01:10:15.090 an opening advertisement. So that's been working 01:10:15.090 --> 01:10:17.569 out really well. I was telling you about how 01:10:17.569 --> 01:10:19.810 I've been jacking around with the YouTube algorithm 01:10:19.810 --> 01:10:23.750 by refusing to let it show me an ad first. I 01:10:23.750 --> 01:10:26.350 just back out and say, nope, try again. I've 01:10:26.350 --> 01:10:27.789 been doing the same thing. It started in the 01:10:27.789 --> 01:10:29.430 hospital when I was in the hospital and I had 01:10:29.430 --> 01:10:36.640 extra time. So this has been on Spotify. And 01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:39.000 I didn't get the premium service because I'm 01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:41.659 having so much fun screwing with AI and algorithms. 01:10:41.979 --> 01:10:43.739 Because you taught me that. You told me about 01:10:43.739 --> 01:10:46.399 that. Yep. It knows when I'm at work and I can't 01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:48.939 get to it. Yep. So it started loading in like 01:10:48.939 --> 01:10:51.680 four advertisements real quick. And I couldn't 01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:54.720 stop them in time. So I'm like, all right, bitch. 01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:58.539 I stopped listening to it for a month. Ooh. Yes. 01:10:58.659 --> 01:11:01.159 It learned its lesson. It did. Now it's behaving. 01:11:01.239 --> 01:11:04.180 It's giving me one ad. but it's about every three 01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:07.399 songs and it's a quick ad but it's going to change 01:11:07.399 --> 01:11:09.560 again you watch because it figured out what the 01:11:09.560 --> 01:11:12.260 zip code i was in it's like oh he can't get to 01:11:12.260 --> 01:11:15.960 it here because he never uh yeah yeah yeah i've 01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:20.380 been been some of the videos that i've been skipping 01:11:20.380 --> 01:11:23.579 the ads over they'll get me like two or three 01:11:23.579 --> 01:11:25.180 minutes into the video and then they'll throw 01:11:25.180 --> 01:11:27.300 me like a minute and a half commercial break 01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:29.600 Yeah, and you can't really go out of it either. 01:11:29.859 --> 01:11:32.140 So a lot of times I'll just quit out of that 01:11:32.140 --> 01:11:34.319 and start the video over again and just mess 01:11:34.319 --> 01:11:36.699 with it until it gives me what I want. I do too. 01:11:36.979 --> 01:11:41.199 But it's now starting to retaliate by disabling 01:11:41.199 --> 01:11:44.840 the buttons on my Xbox controller. I usually 01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:48.140 use my Xbox to watch YouTube. And, you know, 01:11:48.140 --> 01:11:50.420 A button to start the video, B button to back 01:11:50.420 --> 01:11:54.340 out of it. It'll bring up an ad and I'll hit 01:11:54.340 --> 01:11:56.979 the B button and nothing happens. Oh, yeah, yeah, 01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:58.680 yeah. Hit it, hit it, hit it, nothing happened. 01:11:58.699 --> 01:12:00.039 Hit the A button, nothing happened. Every other 01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:03.220 button works. So when it does that, I shut off 01:12:03.220 --> 01:12:06.079 the entire Xbox for at least an hour. That's 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:08.340 okay. We're on the same page here. And that hurts 01:12:08.340 --> 01:12:11.119 Xbox, too. Yes, it does. It's their live services. 01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:14.260 And it's learning. It really is learning. It's 01:12:14.260 --> 01:12:15.760 getting to the point now where it'll test me. 01:12:16.180 --> 01:12:18.779 I go home right now and click on a video, and 01:12:18.779 --> 01:12:21.220 it'll bring up an ad that I can't skip for 30 01:12:21.220 --> 01:12:25.329 seconds. And it's, nope, not doing it. And there 01:12:25.329 --> 01:12:28.130 are a couple channels that I subscribe to where 01:12:28.130 --> 01:12:32.010 it just is completely given up and it just starts 01:12:32.010 --> 01:12:34.189 the video first and doesn't even argue with me. 01:12:35.449 --> 01:12:38.409 That's great. At the end of the day, they still 01:12:38.409 --> 01:12:40.449 want the numbers. They don't want you going somewhere 01:12:40.449 --> 01:12:44.590 else. Yeah. Yeah, no, what it started doing to 01:12:44.590 --> 01:12:46.829 me was it would say first out of four advertisements. 01:12:46.909 --> 01:12:49.369 Now it doesn't say anything. Yeah. Nothing. And 01:12:49.369 --> 01:12:51.409 I'm like, oh, you fuckers. So then I started 01:12:51.409 --> 01:12:53.380 shutting it off. I'm like, you're not going to 01:12:53.380 --> 01:12:56.279 tell me the ads, how many? Shut you off. They 01:12:56.279 --> 01:12:58.579 went back to tell me the ads, and they went back 01:12:58.579 --> 01:13:00.819 to doing four, and it was doing it only when 01:13:00.819 --> 01:13:02.619 I was at work, because when I was at home, I 01:13:02.619 --> 01:13:06.100 would get to shut it off. And so then I just 01:13:06.100 --> 01:13:07.800 started listening to something else for a month, 01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:09.880 and I come back, and now it's back to one ad, 01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:12.500 but it's every three songs. And it's a quick 01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:15.340 ad, too. It's about 30 seconds. But it will go 01:13:15.340 --> 01:13:17.859 back. It always does. It'll test the grounds. 01:13:18.060 --> 01:13:19.819 You'll be like, well, maybe he doesn't care now. 01:13:21.960 --> 01:13:24.079 I tried another experiment with my phone the 01:13:24.079 --> 01:13:27.119 other day. I needed to restart it for a software 01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:30.020 update. But instead of restarting, I selected 01:13:30.020 --> 01:13:31.880 shut down. I thought, well, I'm just going to 01:13:31.880 --> 01:13:33.600 turn it off and let it sit here for an hour or 01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:37.180 two, cool off, and just be inert. And while I 01:13:37.180 --> 01:13:39.399 was doing that, I thought, hmm, I'm going to 01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:42.460 test it. So I started talking about orange marmalade. 01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:45.659 I was like, oh, man, I would really love to have 01:13:45.659 --> 01:13:47.899 some orange marmalade, but I don't have any. 01:13:47.939 --> 01:13:50.789 It's so delicious on toast. And you can even 01:13:50.789 --> 01:13:53.670 put it on, like, ham. Man, I really wish I had 01:13:53.670 --> 01:13:55.689 some orange marmalade. So I just talked about 01:13:55.689 --> 01:13:58.670 it. My phone was completely off and dead. When 01:13:58.670 --> 01:14:00.850 I turned it back on, it didn't take more than 01:14:00.850 --> 01:14:02.550 an hour, and I started seeing ads for orange 01:14:02.550 --> 01:14:04.850 marmalade popping up everywhere. Isn't that crazy? 01:14:04.970 --> 01:14:07.270 So either my phone was still listening, even 01:14:07.270 --> 01:14:10.310 though it was off, or everything else in my house 01:14:10.310 --> 01:14:12.289 was listening. You see, the way it's connected 01:14:12.289 --> 01:14:14.689 on YouTube and Google, I think it's everything 01:14:14.689 --> 01:14:17.170 else. And when you turn your phone on, it's like, 01:14:17.210 --> 01:14:20.199 hey! Remember that orange marmalade? Mm -hmm. 01:14:20.260 --> 01:14:23.159 We got you covered. Yeah, yeah. So I think with 01:14:23.159 --> 01:14:29.960 my phone, the original design of the phones was 01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:32.439 you had a removable battery. You could take it 01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:35.619 out. Yep. Then the phone manufacturers realized 01:14:35.619 --> 01:14:39.560 that that would effectively turn the phone off. 01:14:40.039 --> 01:14:42.979 But they wanted the phone to always be on and 01:14:42.979 --> 01:14:44.779 always be listening, so they made the battery 01:14:44.779 --> 01:14:47.140 non -removable. So even though you turned it 01:14:47.140 --> 01:14:50.930 off... It was still on in some fashion and listening. 01:14:51.229 --> 01:14:55.529 Plus the fact that every single speaker is also 01:14:55.529 --> 01:14:58.170 a microphone. All you have to do is reverse the 01:14:58.170 --> 01:15:01.289 flow of energy and every speaker becomes a microphone. 01:15:01.569 --> 01:15:03.449 So if you have speakers in your house, you have 01:15:03.449 --> 01:15:05.750 microphones in your house. And if those speakers 01:15:05.750 --> 01:15:08.130 are attached to something with an interconnection, 01:15:08.149 --> 01:15:10.409 then that microphone is connected to the internet 01:15:10.409 --> 01:15:13.789 and is listening to you. And you just got to 01:15:13.789 --> 01:15:17.149 accept that. The infrared sensor on your TV so 01:15:17.149 --> 01:15:19.869 you can use the remote, It also senses when there's 01:15:19.869 --> 01:15:23.069 a warm body in the room watching TV. Yeah. And 01:15:23.069 --> 01:15:24.890 it senses when there are four warm bodies in 01:15:24.890 --> 01:15:27.010 the room and it adjusts the advertising accordingly. 01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:31.630 We're all being watched and surveilled and advertised 01:15:31.630 --> 01:15:37.069 to. It's just fun to jack with the technology 01:15:37.069 --> 01:15:45.460 every once in a while. It sure is. Anyhow, let's 01:15:45.460 --> 01:15:48.300 see, you were doing something when I went... 01:15:48.300 --> 01:15:52.760 I went back to the year 2000 and decided let's 01:15:52.760 --> 01:15:55.159 take a look at the year 2000, which is 25 years 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:58.699 ago, as a quarter of the century has already 01:15:58.699 --> 01:16:02.140 passed. So let's take a look back and see what 01:16:02.140 --> 01:16:07.859 was popular in the year 2000. Sports cars. The 01:16:07.859 --> 01:16:11.579 BMW 330s was the consistent winner on 10 best 01:16:11.579 --> 01:16:15.140 car lists. Single, it's inline six engine, noted 01:16:15.140 --> 01:16:17.640 for smoothness and responsiveness. The Honda 01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:22.380 S2000 was also a very popular sports car. It 01:16:22.380 --> 01:16:27.479 was high revving, came with a stick. Porsche 01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:33.619 911. For luxury and executive cars, the Mercedes 01:16:33.619 --> 01:16:36.899 -Benz CL600 was the big deal in the year 2000. 01:16:37.119 --> 01:16:43.600 V12 powered coupe. The BMW 7 Series, the Saab 01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:46.479 9 -5 Aero. Saab is even out of business now. 01:16:46.699 --> 01:16:51.020 Yeah, they're gone. It was a performance -oriented 01:16:51.020 --> 01:16:54.479 version of their executive sedan, offering comfortable 01:16:54.479 --> 01:16:57.779 ride and luxury with a powerful turbocharged 01:16:57.779 --> 01:17:01.600 engine. Oh, yeah. Okay. The fifth -generation 01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:06.060 Mustang came out in 2000. Oh, wow. Okay. Volkswagen 01:17:06.060 --> 01:17:09.640 came out with the new Beetle in 2000. Remember 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:13.640 when they brought the Beetle back? It was modified. 01:17:13.779 --> 01:17:19.159 It was wider. Apparently, Porsche and Hitler 01:17:19.159 --> 01:17:23.619 stole the design from a Czech manufacturer and 01:17:23.619 --> 01:17:27.500 then tweaked the design a little bit and put 01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:30.239 the car into production. So for a large segment 01:17:30.239 --> 01:17:33.199 of the world's population, the Volkswagen Beetle 01:17:33.199 --> 01:17:36.060 has always been the Hitler car. Oh, yeah, yeah, 01:17:36.079 --> 01:17:37.880 that's the way I've always understood it. Yeah. 01:17:38.000 --> 01:17:44.640 It's a Hitler car. It is. Also, a popular car 01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:47.500 in the year 2000 was the Chrysler PT Cruiser. 01:17:47.859 --> 01:17:54.340 A retro -styled wagon. It was designed to have 01:17:54.340 --> 01:17:57.300 practicality and affordability. Well, it's because 01:17:57.300 --> 01:17:59.859 it had the tiny, tiny little engine in it. Yes. 01:17:59.939 --> 01:18:02.579 And you'd like stand on the accelerator and you'd 01:18:02.579 --> 01:18:05.220 probably get zero to 60 sometime next week. Yes. 01:18:05.260 --> 01:18:08.659 Those were the worst cars ever. And if you drove 01:18:08.659 --> 01:18:13.640 one, you had a tiny penis. Yes. Yes. The Honda 01:18:13.640 --> 01:18:17.680 Civic Type R, sporty hatchback. Okay. The Mazda 01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:22.890 RX -8. Okay. It actually had a rotary engine 01:18:22.890 --> 01:18:25.869 and suicide doors. The doors would open forward. 01:18:25.970 --> 01:18:28.109 It did? Yeah. I don't remember that at all, but 01:18:28.109 --> 01:18:34.409 wow. Subaru WRX STI. They were real big with 01:18:34.409 --> 01:18:40.789 Rally. Yeah. Highest grossing tour of the year 01:18:40.789 --> 01:18:44.130 2000. It's going to be interesting. Rolling Stones 01:18:44.130 --> 01:18:49.449 Bigger Bang Tour. Number two, Madonna on the 01:18:49.449 --> 01:18:53.909 Sticky and Sweet Tour. And number three, U2 on 01:18:53.909 --> 01:18:58.609 the Vertigo Tour. Wow. Now, some of those might 01:18:58.609 --> 01:19:02.750 have been within the 2000s decade. I asked it 01:19:02.750 --> 01:19:04.949 for the year 2000 specifically. Vertigo might 01:19:04.949 --> 01:19:08.449 have been 2002 or something. I don't know. But 01:19:08.449 --> 01:19:13.109 here's the list of the top songs of the year 01:19:13.109 --> 01:19:16.210 2000 according to Billboard magazine. Number 01:19:16.210 --> 01:19:20.229 one, Breathe by Faith Hill. Oh, wow. Number two, 01:19:20.409 --> 01:19:23.970 Smooth, Santana. Oh, wow. Number three, Maria 01:19:23.970 --> 01:19:27.970 Maria, Santana. That was when his album came 01:19:27.970 --> 01:19:30.029 out with all his collaborations, Rob Thomas, 01:19:30.310 --> 01:19:32.890 The Product. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Rob Thomas 01:19:32.890 --> 01:19:36.850 song hit really big. Number four, I Wanna Know 01:19:36.850 --> 01:19:41.529 by Joe. Oh, wow. Five, Everything You Want by 01:19:41.529 --> 01:19:45.319 Vertical Horizon. Very cool. Six, Say My Name, 01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:48.239 Destiny's Child. Oh, wow. Before she was Beyoncé. 01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:50.720 Way before Beyoncé, yeah. She was just one of 01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:53.119 those people in Destiny's Child. Destiny's Child, 01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:58.100 yeah. I Knew I Loved You, Savage Garden. Oh, 01:19:58.119 --> 01:20:03.359 wow. Amazed, Lone Star. Bent, Matchbox 20. Oh, 01:20:03.380 --> 01:20:07.220 wow. Where Rob Thomas came from. He Wasn't Man 01:20:07.220 --> 01:20:11.390 Enough, Toni Braxton. Oh, wow. And that's the 01:20:11.390 --> 01:20:14.130 top ten. And then in the next ten is Higher by 01:20:14.130 --> 01:20:18.930 Creed. Kryptonite, Three Doors Down. There You 01:20:18.930 --> 01:20:22.869 Go by Pink. Music, Madonna. Doesn't Really Matter, 01:20:23.010 --> 01:20:25.890 Janet Jackson. What a Girl Wants, Christina Aguilera. 01:20:28.649 --> 01:20:30.710 A lot of those songs I wasn't really listening 01:20:30.710 --> 01:20:34.489 to. No, no, no. I don't think any of those songs 01:20:34.489 --> 01:20:37.810 I really listened to. You want to know what the 01:20:37.810 --> 01:20:39.960 top ten is? Top ten grossing movies for the year 01:20:39.960 --> 01:20:41.399 2000? Yeah, that'll be interesting. All right. 01:20:41.399 --> 01:20:44.399 Number one, Mission Impossible 2 from Paramount. 01:20:44.479 --> 01:20:48.880 Oh, wow. Worldwide gross, $546 million in change. 01:20:50.340 --> 01:20:53.960 For back then? Yeah. Number two, Gladiator from 01:20:53.960 --> 01:20:58.819 DreamWorks Universal. Oh, wow. $465 million worldwide. 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:03.159 Whoa. Okay. Number three, Cast Away, 20th Century 01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:10.069 Fox and DreamWorks. $429 million. Wow. What Women 01:21:10.069 --> 01:21:13.130 Want, Paramount, that Mel Gibson movie. Wow. 01:21:13.670 --> 01:21:21.069 374 million. Dinosaur, 349 million. How the Grinch 01:21:21.069 --> 01:21:26.489 Stole Christmas, 346 million dollars. Wow. Meet 01:21:26.489 --> 01:21:32.170 the Parents, 330 million. The Perfect Storm came 01:21:32.170 --> 01:21:39.489 out in 2000. Uh -huh. 328 million. X -Men. 296 01:21:39.489 --> 01:21:43.909 million. And then What Lies Beneath, 291 million. 01:21:46.750 --> 01:21:49.989 But add up all those millions. I mean, there's 01:21:49.989 --> 01:21:52.930 a billion, there's a billion, there's a billion. 01:21:53.130 --> 01:21:55.989 There's like $4 billion worth just in those top 01:21:55.989 --> 01:22:00.029 10 movies. Wow. They don't do that anymore. I 01:22:00.029 --> 01:22:02.289 don't think so. No? No. See, that was back when 01:22:02.289 --> 01:22:04.409 people were still physically going to the theater. 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:06.960 spending a bunch of money yeah that's what people 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:09.960 like wanted to you know they wanted to go out 01:22:09.960 --> 01:22:13.000 and go to theater but um i mean uh covid changed 01:22:13.000 --> 01:22:15.539 a lot of that yeah but it was changing before 01:22:15.539 --> 01:22:19.300 then too that's true like oh is it on prime well 01:22:19.300 --> 01:22:21.159 let's just watch it on prime let's not you know 01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:24.079 yeah home theater started getting so good that 01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:26.779 it rivaled the movie theater experience yep you 01:22:26.779 --> 01:22:29.260 got your recliner and then you don't hey my fellow 01:22:29.260 --> 01:22:33.220 heavy breeders this is dash riptide your music 01:22:33.220 --> 01:22:39.140 news Rob Halford, the legendary singer of Judas 01:22:39.140 --> 01:22:42.140 Priest, now has his very own action figure on 01:22:42.140 --> 01:22:45.880 sale. This is from McFarlane Toys. It sells for 01:22:45.880 --> 01:22:49.939 $34 .99, and even Halford's action figure is 01:22:49.939 --> 01:22:53.880 taller than Udo Dierksnider. This is Gash Ruktein, 01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:57.279 and that was your music news. If it's too loud, 01:22:57.380 --> 01:23:07.130 you probably have ear damage, just like me. You 01:23:07.130 --> 01:23:09.489 have to pay $10 for a bag of popcorn. And you 01:23:09.489 --> 01:23:11.869 can stop the movie to go take a pee. Yes, which 01:23:11.869 --> 01:23:13.909 is great. That's a great luxury. That is a great 01:23:13.909 --> 01:23:17.430 one. Okay, the sexiest man in the year 2000. 01:23:18.430 --> 01:23:20.869 When I typed that in, it came up with one name. 01:23:21.369 --> 01:23:25.609 Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, actor. When I typed in 01:23:25.609 --> 01:23:29.149 sexiest woman of 2000. Angelina Jolie. It came 01:23:29.149 --> 01:23:34.310 up with 45 names. One man, but 45 women. Yeah. 01:23:35.039 --> 01:23:38.619 Okay, so one man and 45 women? Yeah, they wouldn't 01:23:38.619 --> 01:23:41.439 pick just one. And while Brad Pitt was listed 01:23:41.439 --> 01:23:46.600 as actor, I wrote down the top eight women that 01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:49.199 they listed, and all of them are actress slash 01:23:49.199 --> 01:23:52.720 something else. It was okay for Brad Pitt to 01:23:52.720 --> 01:23:55.319 just be an actor. For these hottest women, just 01:23:55.319 --> 01:23:57.680 being an actress wasn't good enough. It was actress 01:23:57.680 --> 01:24:00.840 producer, actress soundtrack writer, actress 01:24:00.840 --> 01:24:04.720 director. Actress, producer, every single one 01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:07.579 of them is listed as some sort of producer, director, 01:24:08.039 --> 01:24:10.600 writer, or something else in addition to being 01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:15.220 actress. Wow. Talk about fragile ego. Yeah, that's 01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:20.699 crazy. So the top hottest actresses of the 2000s, 01:24:20.699 --> 01:24:24.800 Scarlett Johansson, actress, producer, Monica 01:24:24.800 --> 01:24:28.779 Bellucci, actress, producer, Emily DeRaven, actress, 01:24:28.880 --> 01:24:32.789 soundtrack. Alicia Cuthbert, actress -director. 01:24:33.590 --> 01:24:37.810 Megan Fox, actress -producer. Eva Mendez, actress 01:24:37.810 --> 01:24:42.670 -director. Jessica Biel, actress -producer. Sophia 01:24:42.670 --> 01:24:46.229 Bush, actress -producer. So it's okay for a man 01:24:46.229 --> 01:24:48.409 to just be an actor. For a woman, it's got to 01:24:48.409 --> 01:24:49.829 be, oh, you've got to be this and this and this 01:24:49.829 --> 01:24:51.270 and this and this. We've got to mention every 01:24:51.270 --> 01:24:53.529 single one of them. You don't surprise me. Trying 01:24:53.529 --> 01:24:56.949 too hard. Jennifer Aniston was not on that list. 01:24:57.050 --> 01:25:00.090 Nope. And neither was Angelina Jolie. Nope. Wow. 01:25:00.409 --> 01:25:03.310 At the time Brad Pitt was married to Jennifer 01:25:03.310 --> 01:25:06.390 Aniston, they were newlyweds. Oh, that long ago? 01:25:06.630 --> 01:25:10.130 Yeah, that was 2000. Okay, wow. But not even 01:25:10.130 --> 01:25:15.569 Jennifer Aniston made the list. Wow. Let's see. 01:25:17.130 --> 01:25:21.189 And then let's see. Oh, notable people who passed 01:25:21.189 --> 01:25:26.649 away in the year 2000. Tom Fears, football player. 01:25:28.039 --> 01:25:31.640 Died in 77. Don Martin, a cartoonist. Remember 01:25:31.640 --> 01:25:33.720 Mad Magazine? Mad Magazine, yeah. He's the guy 01:25:33.720 --> 01:25:35.739 that had all the floppy feet. The floppy feet 01:25:35.739 --> 01:25:38.060 and the big long noses. Yeah. Yeah, that was 01:25:38.060 --> 01:25:39.279 Don Martin. He was really good. He was one of 01:25:39.279 --> 01:25:43.539 my favorites. Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob 01:25:43.539 --> 01:25:46.199 Lemon. Oh, yeah. Who pitched a no -hitter in 01:25:46.199 --> 01:25:50.079 48. He played for the Royals. No, he's a manager 01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:53.579 for the Royals. Yeah. Back in the 70s, I believe. 01:25:53.840 --> 01:26:01.359 Yeah. Lonesome Dave Pevrit, British rock singer 01:26:01.359 --> 01:26:04.279 and musician for Foghat and Savoy Brown. Uh -huh. 01:26:05.560 --> 01:26:08.920 Derek Thomas, linebacker for the Kansas City 01:26:08.920 --> 01:26:15.380 Chiefs. Wow. That was 25 years ago. Wow. Larry 01:26:15.380 --> 01:26:18.460 Linville, actor on M .A .S .H. who played Frank 01:26:18.460 --> 01:26:21.720 Burns, died of pneumonia following cancer surgery. 01:26:22.180 --> 01:26:24.239 Oh, wow. I didn't know what he died from. I guess 01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:29.800 I do now. He smoked like crazy. So, kind of figured. 01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:35.380 Adam Petty, son of Kyle Petty, died in a practice 01:26:35.380 --> 01:26:39.920 section accident at age 19. I don't remember 01:26:39.920 --> 01:26:42.600 that at all, do you? Mm -mm. But his death led 01:26:42.600 --> 01:26:45.600 NASCAR to mandate a steering wheel kill switch. 01:26:46.439 --> 01:26:49.020 Okay. Because apparently he couldn't cut the 01:26:49.020 --> 01:26:51.579 engine. Kind of like Earnhardt did the Haunt 01:26:51.579 --> 01:26:56.630 device. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Michael Cubb Coda, 01:26:56.789 --> 01:26:59.329 American singer, rock singer, and songwriter 01:26:59.329 --> 01:27:01.949 and guitarist for Brownsville Station, who wrote 01:27:01.949 --> 01:27:04.569 Smokin' in the Boys' Room. That was a Brownsville 01:27:04.569 --> 01:27:08.350 Station song. Yeah, it sure was. Actor Walter 01:27:08.350 --> 01:27:13.569 Matthau. Oh, wow. David Brown, bass player for 01:27:13.569 --> 01:27:18.869 Santana during the 70s. Okay. Benjamin Orr, bass 01:27:18.869 --> 01:27:24.829 player for the Cars during the 80s. Wow. Jimmy 01:27:24.829 --> 01:27:27.649 Davis, American singer and songwriter who wrote 01:27:27.649 --> 01:27:31.130 You Are My Sunshine. Wow. Yeah, he died at age 01:27:31.130 --> 01:27:37.970 101. Wow. The bass player for Canadian band Loverboy, 01:27:38.149 --> 01:27:42.229 Scott Smith, drowned in a sailing accident near 01:27:42.229 --> 01:27:43.829 the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. Oh, 01:27:43.829 --> 01:27:49.409 I think I remember that one. Wow. Jeez. Werner 01:27:49.409 --> 01:27:52.189 Klemperer, who played Colonel Klink on Hogan's 01:27:52.189 --> 01:27:55.659 Heroes. I know nothing. Oh, that was Sergeant 01:27:55.659 --> 01:27:58.340 Schultz. Oh, that was. Okay, Klink was... Colonel 01:27:58.340 --> 01:28:02.439 Hogan. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bob Crane 01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:05.000 was already dead. I think so. Yeah, yeah, he 01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:09.399 was bludgeoned to death. Al Gross, American inventor 01:28:09.399 --> 01:28:12.699 who invented the walkie -talkie. He died at age 01:28:12.699 --> 01:28:16.239 82. Okay. John Cooper, English race car designer 01:28:16.239 --> 01:28:19.199 who started the Cooper car company, the Cooper 01:28:19.199 --> 01:28:21.420 Minis. Oh, I didn't know that. He died at age 01:28:21.420 --> 01:28:25.989 77. And on New Year's Eve, Eddie Shaver, American 01:28:25.989 --> 01:28:28.529 country rock guitarist and songwriter, dies of 01:28:28.529 --> 01:28:31.829 a heroin overdose at 38. Oh, wow. You wait until 01:28:31.829 --> 01:28:34.569 New Year's Eve to die of a heroin overdose. How 01:28:34.569 --> 01:28:36.829 pointless is that? I'm going to go do the next 01:28:36.829 --> 01:28:44.050 year like a real man. Anyway, okay. Sports championships 01:28:44.050 --> 01:28:49.350 from 2000. Super Bowl 34. Rams. Rams over the 01:28:49.350 --> 01:28:52.890 Titans. In the Georgia Dome, MVP Kurt Warner. 01:28:53.689 --> 01:28:56.649 Marshall Falk won the regular season MVP award. 01:28:56.850 --> 01:29:00.069 Oh, yeah. In the Sugar Bowl, the Florida State 01:29:00.069 --> 01:29:03.970 Seminoles won 49 -29 over Virginia Tech Hokies. 01:29:04.109 --> 01:29:06.869 Oh, wow. And it's okay to call Florida State 01:29:06.869 --> 01:29:09.670 the Seminoles because the Seminole Nation has 01:29:09.670 --> 01:29:11.609 given them permission. Yes, that's right. They 01:29:11.609 --> 01:29:13.210 worked directly with them, and they said, yep, 01:29:13.289 --> 01:29:15.489 you can do it. You can use the likeness of this 01:29:15.489 --> 01:29:18.590 person. You can use the name. So nobody tried 01:29:18.590 --> 01:29:22.720 to go cancel. Yep. Let's see. So that was the 01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:24.539 college championship. Major League Baseball. 01:29:24.659 --> 01:29:27.279 They dissolved the National and American Leagues 01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:30.020 as separate legal entities, although retaining 01:29:30.020 --> 01:29:34.180 them as competitive entities. Okay. Wow. I wonder 01:29:34.180 --> 01:29:37.100 why they did that. Probably saved them money. 01:29:37.359 --> 01:29:40.500 Yeah, probably. World Series. Yankees win four 01:29:40.500 --> 01:29:42.880 games to one over the New York Mets. So an all 01:29:42.880 --> 01:29:45.000 -New York World Series. Oh, wow. The Subway Series. 01:29:45.159 --> 01:29:50.000 Yep. Derek Jeter was the MVP. In the Japan series, 01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:54.079 the Yomiuri Giants defeated the Fukuoka Daihawks 01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:58.779 four games to two. Okay. NBA Finals, the Lakers 01:29:58.779 --> 01:30:01.420 win their first NBA title in 12 years, defeating 01:30:01.420 --> 01:30:05.819 the Indiana Pacers four games to two. Okay. Men's 01:30:05.819 --> 01:30:08.939 college basketball, Michigan State wins 89 -76 01:30:08.939 --> 01:30:15.939 over Florida. WNBA, Houston Comets win two games 01:30:15.939 --> 01:30:19.329 to zero over the New York Liberty. Oh, wow. Okay. 01:30:19.430 --> 01:30:21.090 And that was their fourth championship in a row. 01:30:21.270 --> 01:30:24.970 Okay. I don't remember that at all. Okay. Let's 01:30:24.970 --> 01:30:36.789 see. EuroLeague. Who cares? Here we go. Kostya 01:30:36.789 --> 01:30:42.670 Siu. T -S -Z -Y -U. Babel Snatch. Babel Snatch 01:30:42.670 --> 01:30:45.689 defeats Julio Cesar Chavez by a knockout in six 01:30:45.689 --> 01:30:48.029 rounds. I heard Babel Snatch did that. Yeah. 01:30:48.189 --> 01:30:51.750 Babel Snatch was pretty good. He was. Hell of 01:30:51.750 --> 01:30:54.989 a right hook. Evander Holyfield defeats John 01:30:54.989 --> 01:30:58.829 Rees by a decision in 12 rounds to regain the 01:30:58.829 --> 01:31:00.569 WBA's World Heavyweight title. Oh, I remember 01:31:00.569 --> 01:31:02.909 John Rees. He was around for a minute. Yeah. 01:31:02.909 --> 01:31:10.510 Okay. The Masters Tournament. Was won by Vijay 01:31:10.510 --> 01:31:14.890 Singh. I remember him. The U .S. Open was won 01:31:14.890 --> 01:31:18.550 by Tiger Woods in 15 shots by 15 shots. A record 01:31:18.550 --> 01:31:22.250 for all majors. Oh, yeah. British Open, Tiger 01:31:22.250 --> 01:31:24.630 Woods again. Oh, yeah. Back then you couldn't 01:31:24.630 --> 01:31:26.470 get away from Tiger Woods. Boy, that was loud. 01:31:26.489 --> 01:31:29.210 No, no, no. He was the best. Yeah. Before he 01:31:29.210 --> 01:31:31.949 got hit with golf clubs and couldn't play anymore. 01:31:35.210 --> 01:31:37.890 PGA Tour Rookie of the Year, Michael Clark II. 01:31:39.149 --> 01:31:41.670 I wonder if he's still around. No, I'd say no. 01:31:44.010 --> 01:31:47.229 I think he became a female, and now he's Michelle 01:31:47.229 --> 01:31:51.829 Clark. Oh, yeah, that's right. Speaking of that, 01:31:52.010 --> 01:31:55.130 you remember the Matrix movies are done by the 01:31:55.130 --> 01:31:57.289 Wachowski brothers, who became the Wachowski 01:31:57.289 --> 01:32:01.329 sisters? Yeah. One of the two has just put out 01:32:01.329 --> 01:32:05.130 a new movie with an all -trans cast. Really? 01:32:05.369 --> 01:32:07.109 Do you think that's going to go anywhere? No. 01:32:07.170 --> 01:32:12.319 I don't think so. No. Let's see. Stanley Cup, 01:32:12.539 --> 01:32:15.020 New Jersey Devils win four games to two over 01:32:15.020 --> 01:32:20.500 the Dallas Stars. Okay, I do that. You know why? 01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:23.560 They used to be the Kansas City Scouts. Yeah, 01:32:23.640 --> 01:32:28.819 that's right. I was still pissed. Okay, football 01:32:28.819 --> 01:32:32.479 retirements in the year 2000. Troy Aikman, Dallas 01:32:32.479 --> 01:32:36.600 Cowboys quarterback. Okay. Bruce Armstrong, O 01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:40.140 -tackle for the Patriots. Steve Young, quarterback 01:32:40.140 --> 01:32:43.180 for the Niners. Oh, wow. He lasted to 2 ,000? 01:32:43.319 --> 01:32:47.359 Yep. Rod Woodson, safety for the Baltimore Ravens. 01:32:47.399 --> 01:32:50.000 I remember him as a stealer. Yeah, I do too. 01:32:51.319 --> 01:32:55.260 Lorenzo Neal, fullback, New Orleans Saints. I 01:32:55.260 --> 01:32:57.880 remember Lorenzo Neal. Didn't remember him being 01:32:57.880 --> 01:33:00.460 a fullback. No, I didn't think so, but I guess 01:33:00.460 --> 01:33:03.819 so. Okay. Mark Carrier, wide receiver, New York 01:33:03.819 --> 01:33:06.619 Jets. Okay. I remember he played for Tampa as 01:33:06.619 --> 01:33:10.250 well. Yeah. Yep. Chris Dolman, defensive end, 01:33:10.329 --> 01:33:15.050 49ers. Ronnie Lott, safety San Francisco 49ers. 01:33:15.170 --> 01:33:17.970 Oh, Ronnie Lott, old dirty Ronnie Lott, Raider. 01:33:18.090 --> 01:33:21.789 Yep. And Anthony Munoz, O -tackle Cincinnati 01:33:21.789 --> 01:33:26.529 Bengals. I remember him. Yep. All right. This 01:33:26.529 --> 01:33:29.430 is going to be enjoyable for me. Buzzwords and 01:33:29.430 --> 01:33:31.770 slang terms that were popular in the year 2000. 01:33:32.810 --> 01:33:36.109 Mostly influenced by the emergence of the internet. 01:33:36.270 --> 01:33:37.970 This is back when the internet was brand new 01:33:37.970 --> 01:33:40.489 and nobody had smartphones. Oh yeah, because 01:33:40.489 --> 01:33:44.850 everybody had to go to Windows. So here's a breakdown. 01:33:45.789 --> 01:33:51.149 Oh, Mac. So Y2K. It was an abbreviation for year 01:33:51.149 --> 01:33:54.310 2000. Referring to the Y2K bug. Everything was 01:33:54.310 --> 01:33:55.770 going to shut down. The world was going to be 01:33:55.770 --> 01:33:58.840 over. Yep, yep. I was working a detail down at 01:33:58.840 --> 01:34:01.479 the processing and distribution plant for the 01:34:01.479 --> 01:34:05.920 postal service then. Tons of stuff is computer 01:34:05.920 --> 01:34:08.079 program driven on that. And they were worried 01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:12.060 the entire thing would just crash and burn. Nothing 01:34:12.060 --> 01:34:15.500 happened. Not on any of them? No, nothing happened. 01:34:16.399 --> 01:34:18.720 I remember they said to shut your computers off. 01:34:18.899 --> 01:34:22.960 Yes. Best Buy had a sign. Turn them all off. 01:34:23.100 --> 01:34:26.109 Yeah. They were just playing into the fear. Yep. 01:34:26.689 --> 01:34:30.649 Remember, what's up? Yeah, yeah. Bud Light or 01:34:30.649 --> 01:34:35.789 Budweiser. Budweiser commercial. Yeah. Phrase 01:34:35.789 --> 01:34:38.109 used to express something as exciting, cool, 01:34:38.189 --> 01:34:40.810 or good, popularized by Paris Hilton. That's 01:34:40.810 --> 01:34:43.449 hot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Remember she said that, 01:34:43.449 --> 01:34:47.149 oh, that's hot. Yeah. There was always the what's 01:34:47.149 --> 01:34:52.609 hot and what's not list. Chillax. Oh, my God. 01:34:52.649 --> 01:34:55.189 Remember Chillax? A combination of chill and 01:34:55.189 --> 01:34:59.789 relax. Uh -huh. Here's one started by Snoop Dogg. 01:34:59.829 --> 01:35:03.930 Faux shizzle. Oh, wow. Back then. Yes, a 25 -year 01:35:03.930 --> 01:35:10.710 -old term. Slang for sure. Noob. That one's still 01:35:10.710 --> 01:35:13.289 being used to some degree. Yeah. Short for newbie. 01:35:13.449 --> 01:35:17.609 Yep. Peeps for people. That's still used a little. 01:35:17.670 --> 01:35:20.210 A little bit. Not by anybody cool, but yeah. 01:35:20.390 --> 01:35:24.000 Take a chill pill. That was not used for a number 01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:29.859 of reasons. Yes. Talk to the hand. Oh, yeah. 01:35:29.859 --> 01:35:32.260 God, that dumb one. That was so stupid. Oh, I 01:35:32.260 --> 01:35:36.199 know. It's like, how about if I just leave? Yeah. 01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:39.439 I'm not going to talk to your hand. A dismissive 01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:41.640 phrase indicating you're not listening. Yeah. 01:35:41.699 --> 01:35:45.520 Talk to the hand. You got served. Oh, yeah. That 01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:48.909 was even a TV show. Was it? It was a TV show, 01:35:49.029 --> 01:35:50.789 You Got Served. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, 01:35:50.789 --> 01:35:52.850 yeah, yeah. It was like a game show almost kind 01:35:52.850 --> 01:35:54.890 of deal. Something like that. Yeah, where somebody 01:35:54.890 --> 01:35:58.609 talks out and goes, you got served. Yep. The 01:35:58.609 --> 01:36:00.930 whole thing was just a setup so they could trot 01:36:00.930 --> 01:36:03.810 out that little catchphrase. Yes, you got served. 01:36:04.109 --> 01:36:06.970 And it shows somebody there. So I'm supposed 01:36:06.970 --> 01:36:09.050 to waste a half hour of my life and look at all 01:36:09.050 --> 01:36:11.569 those ads just to hear them say that? No, I don't 01:36:11.569 --> 01:36:15.689 think so. I'd rather do dentistry with a fucking... 01:36:16.840 --> 01:36:20.699 With a hammer drill. Yeah. Here's another one. 01:36:20.779 --> 01:36:23.720 Bling. Or as it originally was, bling bling. 01:36:23.739 --> 01:36:26.000 Bling bling, yeah. It was a double. It was a 01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:30.520 bling bling. Sketchy. That's been shortened to 01:36:30.520 --> 01:36:32.800 sketch. Yeah, now it's sketch. It's suspect. 01:36:33.020 --> 01:36:38.920 It's sus. Tight. Tight? As being cool or excellent. 01:36:39.100 --> 01:36:40.439 Yeah, that's tight. I remember my kids using 01:36:40.439 --> 01:36:44.079 that. It used to be described music, too. Man, 01:36:44.079 --> 01:36:48.430 that's tight. That's tight. Mad. To emphasize 01:36:48.430 --> 01:36:52.770 something being extra, like very or really. Yes, 01:36:52.770 --> 01:36:57.590 mad skills. Yeah. Yep, that's a good one. Mainstream, 01:36:57.729 --> 01:36:59.750 referring to the internet or becoming part of 01:36:59.750 --> 01:37:05.270 a wider audience. Dot bomb, referred to a failed 01:37:05.270 --> 01:37:07.789 dot com company. Oh, yeah, yeah. I actually remember 01:37:07.789 --> 01:37:12.569 that one too now. ASL. That was used in chat 01:37:12.569 --> 01:37:15.270 rooms. Yes. Especially singles online chat rooms 01:37:15.270 --> 01:37:19.189 for age, sex, location. Yes. Yep. IRL for in 01:37:19.189 --> 01:37:22.550 real life. That's still used a lot. Yep. BRB 01:37:22.550 --> 01:37:26.029 for be right back. They still do use that a little. 01:37:26.090 --> 01:37:28.189 But mostly people don't care. It's like, you 01:37:28.189 --> 01:37:29.810 know, why am I going to tell them I'm going to 01:37:29.810 --> 01:37:31.390 be right back? Maybe I want to take my time. 01:37:31.550 --> 01:37:35.329 Yeah. Yep. No, I never committed myself that 01:37:35.329 --> 01:37:37.930 much. I just leave. Yeah. Is he coming back? 01:37:37.970 --> 01:37:41.399 I don't know. LOL. which, of course, stands for 01:37:41.399 --> 01:37:45.079 little old ladies. Yes. And now it's just a pronounced 01:37:45.079 --> 01:37:48.380 word, lol. Lol, yeah. You can say, oh, lol. But 01:37:48.380 --> 01:37:51.239 always, I never do LOL because it's just so fucking 01:37:51.239 --> 01:37:54.460 lame. I just put ha, because that could be really 01:37:54.460 --> 01:37:56.699 good or just lame. Yes. Let them figure it out. 01:37:56.899 --> 01:38:02.500 Ha! Let's see, dot com bubble. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 01:38:02.539 --> 01:38:04.739 that actually referred to an actual event, and 01:38:04.739 --> 01:38:06.920 they tried to use it as, like, a general term. 01:38:07.220 --> 01:38:11.060 It didn't really work. It didn't parlay. Get 01:38:11.060 --> 01:38:14.880 large or get lost. Or get big fast or get lost. 01:38:15.260 --> 01:38:18.020 Yeah, okay. That was like, you know, rapid expansion 01:38:18.020 --> 01:38:21.079 at the expense of everything. Yeah, that was 01:38:21.079 --> 01:38:26.319 a stupid one. Bricks and clicks. Oh, yeah. That 01:38:26.319 --> 01:38:28.220 referred to a traditional business that also 01:38:28.220 --> 01:38:31.380 had an online presence. That's right, okay. Now 01:38:31.380 --> 01:38:33.979 it's like brick and mortar and online. Yeah. 01:38:34.239 --> 01:38:37.819 Or cyber. Cyber and brick and mortar. You can 01:38:37.819 --> 01:38:38.899 tell them, there's a lot of these, they were 01:38:38.899 --> 01:38:41.020 just trying so hard to come up with something 01:38:41.020 --> 01:38:44.119 fun. Man, let's get this one to catch on, because 01:38:44.119 --> 01:38:46.340 I already got three cases of t -shirts printed 01:38:46.340 --> 01:38:53.659 up. Okay, in the year 2000, the Ford F -Series 01:38:53.659 --> 01:38:56.760 truck was the best -selling vehicle in the United 01:38:56.760 --> 01:38:59.220 States. Other popular cars were the Honda S2000, 01:38:59.560 --> 01:39:01.960 the Chrysler 300, which we learned was actually 01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:06.529 a BMW. Yeah, yes, we just learned that. No, no, 01:39:06.550 --> 01:39:08.810 no, no, no, no. Let's see. This goes down here. 01:39:08.989 --> 01:39:14.670 The 300 was popular for its design that blended 01:39:14.670 --> 01:39:18.890 classic Chrysler with Bentley. Well, I think 01:39:18.890 --> 01:39:22.729 they owned Bentley, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In the 01:39:22.729 --> 01:39:25.810 year 2000, the fastest home computers typically 01:39:25.810 --> 01:39:30.609 featured an Intel Pentium III or AMD Athlon processor 01:39:30.609 --> 01:39:34.020 with speeds ranging from... 500 megahertz up 01:39:34.020 --> 01:39:39.779 to, wow, 1 gigahertz. 1 gigahertz. The AMD Athlon 01:39:39.779 --> 01:39:43.319 was the first chip to reach 1 gigahertz. That 01:39:43.319 --> 01:39:45.560 was back in the broadband days. You had to dial 01:39:45.560 --> 01:39:50.340 up for broadband. So let's see, the Pentium 3. 01:39:54.920 --> 01:39:57.779 Introduced in late 2000, the Pentium 4 was the 01:39:57.779 --> 01:40:00.899 next -gen processor, going up to 1 .4 gigahertz. 01:40:01.140 --> 01:40:09.630 Wow. Let's see. Graphics cards. 3DFX Voodoo 3 01:40:09.630 --> 01:40:12.510 and NVIDIA GeForce 2 were the popular choices 01:40:12.510 --> 01:40:15.189 for graphics. And this was back when you had 01:40:15.189 --> 01:40:18.170 to buy a sound card for your computer. Oh, wow. 01:40:18.489 --> 01:40:20.390 Remember that? When you bought a computer, it 01:40:20.390 --> 01:40:23.270 had basic graphics and it had just that one tiny 01:40:23.270 --> 01:40:25.550 little built -in speaker that go beep. Yeah, 01:40:25.550 --> 01:40:27.270 and that's it. And if you actually wanted to 01:40:27.270 --> 01:40:29.550 have real sound, you'd spend more money on an 01:40:29.550 --> 01:40:32.029 actual extra computer card that you have to put 01:40:32.029 --> 01:40:34.829 it in, and then you'd have to... somehow convince 01:40:34.829 --> 01:40:37.130 Windows to accept it and talk to it and deal 01:40:37.130 --> 01:40:39.850 with it, which I remember one time took all evening. 01:40:40.250 --> 01:40:43.109 Oh, God, yeah. And if you wanted to have any 01:40:43.109 --> 01:40:45.430 other input with your computer besides the keyboard, 01:40:45.609 --> 01:40:48.210 then you needed an extra card with a gaming port. 01:40:48.510 --> 01:40:51.810 If you wanted to communicate by the telephone 01:40:51.810 --> 01:40:55.289 lines, you had to add a modem card. Oh, yeah. 01:40:55.390 --> 01:40:58.329 Everything was extra. Everything was extra. That's 01:40:58.329 --> 01:41:00.029 crazy. That's what I need to find is a modem 01:41:00.029 --> 01:41:01.710 sound. I'm going to start putting that in the 01:41:01.710 --> 01:41:06.260 podcast. Yep. I saw a TV show where they were 01:41:06.260 --> 01:41:09.720 showing the person's heart monitor going to a 01:41:09.720 --> 01:41:13.100 flat line, and they played the modem dial -up 01:41:13.100 --> 01:41:16.119 sound for some reason. It's like, what the hell? 01:41:16.260 --> 01:41:18.500 People's hearts don't make that sound, especially 01:41:18.500 --> 01:41:22.420 when they stop. No, they just go... But, yeah, 01:41:22.479 --> 01:41:23.960 it was the dial -up modem sound. That's when 01:41:23.960 --> 01:41:27.500 they turned flat on. It was all that. It was 01:41:27.500 --> 01:41:29.359 like... I've never heard a heart monitor make 01:41:29.359 --> 01:41:31.340 that sound. Who's the idiot who thought that 01:41:31.340 --> 01:41:33.199 would be a good idea? The reason they call it 01:41:33.199 --> 01:41:36.460 flatline is because it's just like... Yeah, that 01:41:36.460 --> 01:41:38.720 does not make sense at all. Someone's an idiot. 01:41:41.560 --> 01:41:43.619 Let's see, I came up with a list of people that 01:41:43.619 --> 01:41:49.300 I'm trying to avoid. Okay. People who are too 01:41:49.300 --> 01:41:53.340 gullible because they attract predators. You're 01:41:53.340 --> 01:41:55.199 right. Sometimes they're fun, they're funny, 01:41:55.260 --> 01:41:56.779 because they'll believe anything, but then you 01:41:56.779 --> 01:41:59.220 remember... predators are coming for these people. 01:41:59.640 --> 01:42:01.739 And I could get caught in the splash damage, 01:42:01.939 --> 01:42:05.600 so bye. Yep, that's a good one. People that are 01:42:05.600 --> 01:42:08.939 way too impulsive. Yes, they'll get you in trouble 01:42:08.939 --> 01:42:10.859 with it, yeah. Like you're constantly talking 01:42:10.859 --> 01:42:13.760 them out of doing something stupid. And in five 01:42:13.760 --> 01:42:15.460 minutes they're going to forget they ever wanted 01:42:15.460 --> 01:42:17.819 to do it and be on to the next thing. Yeah, yep. 01:42:19.060 --> 01:42:21.880 Here's a big one that's really cut down on my 01:42:21.880 --> 01:42:24.960 social media feed. People who use hatred and 01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:29.220 insults instead of reason. I agree 100%. I get 01:42:29.220 --> 01:42:31.920 so sick of that bullshit. Have something to say 01:42:31.920 --> 01:42:36.819 or shut up. Don't resort to, yeah. If you want 01:42:36.819 --> 01:42:39.720 to type it in, your little missive of hate and 01:42:39.720 --> 01:42:42.460 butthurt and anger, go ahead and type it in. 01:42:42.479 --> 01:42:45.819 Just don't send it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to me that's 01:42:45.819 --> 01:42:49.600 just ridiculous. There's no room for it. No. 01:42:49.699 --> 01:42:52.359 Anyhow. I've missed. There are a lot of people 01:42:52.359 --> 01:42:54.739 I went to high school with that are now deleted 01:42:54.739 --> 01:42:57.609 because all they've got is hatred. Yeah. People 01:42:57.609 --> 01:43:02.430 with constant complaints who take no accountability, 01:43:02.850 --> 01:43:05.270 they have no plans, no good way forward, they 01:43:05.270 --> 01:43:07.829 just want to complain. True. And they want you 01:43:07.829 --> 01:43:10.270 to sit there and listen to it. Yep. Yeah, I'm 01:43:10.270 --> 01:43:12.449 all done with those people. They suck the life 01:43:12.449 --> 01:43:14.189 right out of you. They're succubuses. Yeah, I 01:43:14.189 --> 01:43:18.289 agree. The people who insist that I have to like 01:43:18.289 --> 01:43:20.850 what they like and the people who insist I have 01:43:20.850 --> 01:43:23.229 to participate in what they like doing. Oh, that's 01:43:23.229 --> 01:43:25.979 right. Yeah. You know, if you can't do it on 01:43:25.979 --> 01:43:27.579 your own, then don't try to talk anyone else 01:43:27.579 --> 01:43:31.060 into it. Those are people that are incredibly 01:43:31.060 --> 01:43:33.840 insecure. Yes. They can't stand on their own. 01:43:34.119 --> 01:43:36.039 And, you know, I started thinking about that. 01:43:36.039 --> 01:43:41.199 Constant reassurance. Remember when we all decided 01:43:41.199 --> 01:43:43.699 secondhand smoke was a bad thing? Uh -huh. You 01:43:43.699 --> 01:43:45.640 know, if you go out in public and smoke, then 01:43:45.640 --> 01:43:47.960 everybody else is kind of forced to participate 01:43:47.960 --> 01:43:50.020 against their will, whether they want to or not. 01:43:50.060 --> 01:43:51.199 Which was bullshit. Because now they have to 01:43:51.199 --> 01:43:52.460 breathe in your smoke. It was bullshit. I agree. 01:43:53.069 --> 01:43:55.949 So I think the people who insist that you call 01:43:55.949 --> 01:43:59.510 them by certain pronouns or identify them as 01:43:59.510 --> 01:44:02.329 a certain gender or sexual preference, I think 01:44:02.329 --> 01:44:04.229 they're like secondhand smoke. They're trying 01:44:04.229 --> 01:44:07.750 to force me to participate in something that's 01:44:07.750 --> 01:44:10.890 their business, their personal, and I don't want 01:44:10.890 --> 01:44:12.550 any part of it. I don't want to participate. 01:44:12.949 --> 01:44:15.109 No, I agree with that. I don't want to play their 01:44:15.109 --> 01:44:17.869 game of whatever they want to be that day. I'm 01:44:17.869 --> 01:44:19.890 not in that fantasy land. And we don't have to 01:44:19.890 --> 01:44:21.970 be. No, you can do whatever you want. It does 01:44:21.970 --> 01:44:23.649 not bother me, and I'm not getting in your way. 01:44:23.729 --> 01:44:25.789 But don't make me try to guess what I need to 01:44:25.789 --> 01:44:28.109 say to you every day. Yes. It's very irritating. 01:44:28.170 --> 01:44:30.789 I just won't deal with you. In a very large way, 01:44:30.869 --> 01:44:33.289 they are trying to trap you into participating, 01:44:33.350 --> 01:44:36.069 and even if you refuse to say anything, they'll 01:44:36.069 --> 01:44:38.789 call you a hater. And then murderism. Yeah, yeah. 01:44:38.989 --> 01:44:41.329 I can't believe you did it again. It's like, 01:44:41.350 --> 01:44:46.369 oh, shut up. So, trying to avoid those people. 01:44:46.590 --> 01:44:50.140 Yes. The people who seek out. The bad things, 01:44:50.199 --> 01:44:52.859 the upsetting things. Oh, those people are annoying 01:44:52.859 --> 01:44:55.140 as fuck. And then they want to talk about them 01:44:55.140 --> 01:44:58.939 endlessly. Yes. A while back, Cindy and I went 01:44:58.939 --> 01:45:02.020 out to dinner with a member of her extended family 01:45:02.020 --> 01:45:05.539 and her boyfriend. Uh -huh. And this gal talked 01:45:05.539 --> 01:45:09.220 endlessly about some aging relative's end of 01:45:09.220 --> 01:45:11.859 life and how painful it was and how awful it 01:45:11.859 --> 01:45:15.659 was. One note. Yeah, just constantly going on 01:45:15.659 --> 01:45:18.890 about all this agony. And this was supposed to 01:45:18.890 --> 01:45:21.470 be a birthday dinner for someone at the table 01:45:21.470 --> 01:45:24.149 at a restaurant. And she was going on and on 01:45:24.149 --> 01:45:26.670 about how much pain he was in and making all 01:45:26.670 --> 01:45:29.069 these faces and talking about, oh, the vomiting 01:45:29.069 --> 01:45:32.170 and the blood. And I was the only one at the 01:45:32.170 --> 01:45:33.949 table who was bothered by it. Everyone else was 01:45:33.949 --> 01:45:35.750 like, yeah, whatever. Because they weren't paying 01:45:35.750 --> 01:45:38.090 attention to her. Yeah, you're right. They were 01:45:38.090 --> 01:45:41.619 just like, whatever. Yeah. But, yeah, that really 01:45:41.619 --> 01:45:43.979 bugged me. It's like, we're out here to celebrate 01:45:43.979 --> 01:45:46.619 someone's birthday, and this is what you're talking 01:45:46.619 --> 01:45:50.420 about. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually, I got up from 01:45:50.420 --> 01:45:51.500 the table. Whoever's birthday it was should have 01:45:51.500 --> 01:45:53.859 been really upset. It was the girl who was saying 01:45:53.859 --> 01:45:56.140 those things. It was her own birthday party? 01:45:56.260 --> 01:45:58.300 She was saying that. Oh, my gosh. Eventually, 01:45:58.579 --> 01:46:01.039 I got up and I left and went outside in the parking 01:46:01.039 --> 01:46:02.939 lot and walked around for about five minutes 01:46:02.939 --> 01:46:05.920 because I was just so upset. And then I came 01:46:05.920 --> 01:46:08.039 back, and by that time, the subject changed. 01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:12.119 Oh, good. I've seen that a couple other times, 01:46:12.199 --> 01:46:14.319 is she'll find something, a bad thing to talk 01:46:14.319 --> 01:46:16.479 about, and her facial expressions get really 01:46:16.479 --> 01:46:18.739 horrific, and she just goes on and on. It's like, 01:46:18.800 --> 01:46:20.640 oh, I don't want to hear this. She's like one 01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:22.939 note. Yeah. Something bad happens, and she's 01:46:22.939 --> 01:46:26.279 got to keep talking about it. I can't stand that. 01:46:26.920 --> 01:46:30.199 It's like, look, I mean, bad things happen a 01:46:30.199 --> 01:46:32.359 lot. Yeah. You don't dwell on them. You have 01:46:32.359 --> 01:46:35.149 to pick yourself up, brush yourself off. and 01:46:35.149 --> 01:46:38.270 go on now i remember i used to be a person like 01:46:38.270 --> 01:46:41.670 that i used to look for like the most you know 01:46:41.670 --> 01:46:44.130 terrible news story or the worst thing that happened 01:46:44.130 --> 01:46:45.789 and i couldn't wait to be the first one to tell 01:46:45.789 --> 01:46:48.850 people about it yeah and i just realized you 01:46:48.850 --> 01:46:50.609 know this is kind of gross you know i don't like 01:46:50.609 --> 01:46:53.390 myself doing i've never been like that i i mean 01:46:53.390 --> 01:46:57.010 i i get it i've never been like that i've always 01:46:57.010 --> 01:46:59.449 been like okay that sucks let's talk about something 01:46:59.449 --> 01:47:03.060 else yeah but i get it i you know So three more 01:47:03.060 --> 01:47:06.260 people that I try to avoid. The ones who embrace 01:47:06.260 --> 01:47:09.060 victimhood and duck any responsibility. Yes, 01:47:09.060 --> 01:47:11.800 oh my gosh, yes. It's always like, oh, poor me, 01:47:11.840 --> 01:47:14.399 and I can't get a break, and the system's against 01:47:14.399 --> 01:47:17.739 me, and it's all set up, and I can't win. There's 01:47:17.739 --> 01:47:19.420 martyrs everywhere, and it drives me fucking 01:47:19.420 --> 01:47:21.560 nuts, and this also goes into the pronoun thing. 01:47:21.739 --> 01:47:24.720 Yeah. Part of that is martyrism. I can't believe 01:47:24.720 --> 01:47:27.819 you did it again, and it's like... And that was 01:47:27.819 --> 01:47:30.659 the point. They wanted to go out and have a tantrum 01:47:30.659 --> 01:47:32.800 and cause a scene, and I tried to stop kicking 01:47:32.800 --> 01:47:35.800 your feet. It's a form of control. It's all right. 01:47:35.800 --> 01:47:38.180 It's a form of control. I'm going to make this 01:47:38.180 --> 01:47:40.439 person call me what I want him to. He's going 01:47:40.439 --> 01:47:45.079 to participate in my game. No, no, no, no. Yeah, 01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:46.939 they don't get it that we don't have to participate. 01:47:46.939 --> 01:47:49.020 Yeah, and you can fully believe whatever you 01:47:49.020 --> 01:47:50.439 want to, and you can think whatever you want 01:47:50.439 --> 01:47:52.640 to, but you don't have to make me constantly 01:47:52.640 --> 01:47:54.880 be a part of it. And seriously, isn't... And 01:47:54.880 --> 01:47:56.239 I'm for freedom. You want to do that? That's 01:47:56.239 --> 01:47:58.399 fine. Seriously, isn't that a personal issue? 01:47:58.720 --> 01:48:01.079 It is. Isn't it between them and whoever they 01:48:01.079 --> 01:48:02.859 decide to share it with? Yes. Why are they coming 01:48:02.859 --> 01:48:05.420 out in public and insisting everyone has to join 01:48:05.420 --> 01:48:08.319 in? No, I don't want to know. No. What's good 01:48:08.319 --> 01:48:11.439 enough for me is your name. Yeah. And conversation. 01:48:11.899 --> 01:48:14.279 That's it. What's the noise you want me to make 01:48:14.279 --> 01:48:16.220 to get your attention? Yeah. It's usually your 01:48:16.220 --> 01:48:19.819 name. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. There are a couple people 01:48:19.819 --> 01:48:22.000 I just had to end up going, you know, if I'm 01:48:22.000 --> 01:48:23.039 going to deal with you, I'm going to call you 01:48:23.039 --> 01:48:26.039 by your name. Nothing else. Yeah. That's it. 01:48:26.860 --> 01:48:29.020 If it's anything more than that, I'm not partaking. 01:48:29.659 --> 01:48:32.000 Now, these last two categories, they're not quite 01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:34.819 as difficult to deal with. They're just a waste 01:48:34.819 --> 01:48:38.960 of time. Is the boring person. Yeah. They have 01:48:38.960 --> 01:48:42.020 nothing to say. Nothing ever happens. I call 01:48:42.020 --> 01:48:45.760 them flatliners. Yes. They have screensaver face. 01:48:46.140 --> 01:48:52.340 Yeah. Yes. And then there are the people who 01:48:52.340 --> 01:48:56.029 are parrots. The only thing they have to tell 01:48:56.029 --> 01:48:57.789 you is what they just heard somebody else tell 01:48:57.789 --> 01:49:00.289 them. Oh, well, this guy told me this. Well, 01:49:00.369 --> 01:49:02.689 I heard this. They don't have any ideas of their 01:49:02.689 --> 01:49:05.149 own. They don't believe in anything. They don't 01:49:05.149 --> 01:49:07.050 stand for anything. They don't have any passions. 01:49:07.130 --> 01:49:09.170 It's just, well, this is what I heard here, and 01:49:09.170 --> 01:49:11.489 this is what I heard here, and then they'll give 01:49:11.489 --> 01:49:14.810 you every current buzzword and catchphrase. Those 01:49:14.810 --> 01:49:17.250 people I like to try to slow down, and I just 01:49:17.250 --> 01:49:19.409 go, well, did you check up on that? Is that true? 01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:21.779 And they usually don't have anything to say. 01:49:21.899 --> 01:49:24.199 They switch the subject. It's like, okay, so 01:49:24.199 --> 01:49:29.640 you didn't. Yeah. Another thing you can do is 01:49:29.640 --> 01:49:31.880 just get them high, and then they'll slow down. 01:49:31.920 --> 01:49:35.220 Yeah, then they'll slow down. Or a baseball bat 01:49:35.220 --> 01:49:37.520 to the face. That stops them pretty good, too. 01:49:38.779 --> 01:49:42.680 Kicking the nuts. Yeah. If they have nuts. Yeah, 01:49:42.680 --> 01:49:44.779 that's true. Thumb in the ass. Yeah, that gets 01:49:44.779 --> 01:49:49.640 them. Yeah. Or you can... Egg beater to the balls. 01:49:49.779 --> 01:49:53.659 You can take... You can put... Go ahead. The 01:49:53.659 --> 01:49:56.520 lady parts. Yeah. You can put someone down to 01:49:56.520 --> 01:49:59.659 size by reminding them that the only reason you're 01:49:59.659 --> 01:50:02.720 here is because your dad nutted inside your mom. 01:50:03.220 --> 01:50:08.770 And just make them think about that. Unless you're 01:50:08.770 --> 01:50:11.029 in vitro fertilization, then yeah, that's how 01:50:11.029 --> 01:50:14.170 you were created. Yep, you were goo inside a 01:50:14.170 --> 01:50:18.310 vagina. That kind of puts us all down to an even 01:50:18.310 --> 01:50:20.130 level, doesn't it? Most of you was wasted. Most 01:50:20.130 --> 01:50:22.029 of you ran off. Just a little better, you went 01:50:22.029 --> 01:50:27.970 in there. Oh, that's horrible, isn't it? That's 01:50:27.970 --> 01:50:31.189 just a way to shut someone down. Here's how you... 01:50:31.189 --> 01:50:33.130 Oh, another thing about... I just learned another 01:50:33.130 --> 01:50:40.090 language. You're still a nut. When a human fetus 01:50:40.090 --> 01:50:44.029 is developing, one of the first complete structures 01:50:44.029 --> 01:50:48.770 that forms is the butthole. So we're basically 01:50:48.770 --> 01:50:52.670 a clump of cells with a butthole. So at one point 01:50:52.670 --> 01:50:58.710 in our lives, everyone has been an asshole. And 01:50:58.710 --> 01:51:01.189 I think I could see the reasoning in that, yes. 01:51:02.300 --> 01:51:04.500 And you know what covers most of the rest of 01:51:04.500 --> 01:51:06.760 the developing fetus at that point? What? Breast 01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:10.359 tissue. Eventually it recedes and goes into the 01:51:10.359 --> 01:51:12.260 fun places. Yep, I agree. But at that point, 01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:17.819 you're mostly breast tissue and a butthole. Love 01:51:17.819 --> 01:51:20.920 it. It kind of makes sense because from the moment 01:51:20.920 --> 01:51:23.539 you're conceived, you start eating. You're receiving 01:51:23.539 --> 01:51:25.880 nutrients. Everything that eats has to poop. 01:51:26.000 --> 01:51:28.239 So you've got to grow a butthole. Yeah, that's 01:51:28.239 --> 01:51:30.119 right. The baby's got to grow a butthole so he 01:51:30.119 --> 01:51:34.489 can poop. Just like an old boss of mine, this 01:51:34.489 --> 01:51:37.470 guy that used to eat all the time and take shits. 01:51:37.510 --> 01:51:42.850 He used to call him a fucking earthworm. Fucking 01:51:42.850 --> 01:51:44.590 earthworm over there. All he does is eat and 01:51:44.590 --> 01:51:49.010 shit. It is kind of weird to think that. And 01:51:49.010 --> 01:51:50.210 then I looked at him, I said, and he probably 01:51:50.210 --> 01:51:52.050 fucks himself too. And he walked off shaking 01:51:52.050 --> 01:51:56.819 his head. Yeah. We are basically a tunnel. Yes. 01:51:56.899 --> 01:51:58.640 You know, from your mouth to your butthole is 01:51:58.640 --> 01:52:01.819 one continuous tube. Yep. Yeah, things go through 01:52:01.819 --> 01:52:04.140 it all the time. You could swallow a piece of 01:52:04.140 --> 01:52:06.000 dental floss and have it come out your butthole 01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:08.460 and floss your entire digestive system. I think 01:52:08.460 --> 01:52:11.859 that's a great idea. It could be dye floss or 01:52:11.859 --> 01:52:16.100 something. We don't so much eat food as we surround 01:52:16.100 --> 01:52:18.739 it with our body for a while. That's right. And 01:52:18.739 --> 01:52:21.039 then we dump it out the back end when we move 01:52:21.039 --> 01:52:27.840 on. Is it reincarnation? It's like a teleporter 01:52:27.840 --> 01:52:29.699 that doesn't work right. It comes in as food, 01:52:29.779 --> 01:52:33.539 and it goes out as, like, fecal matter. Yeah. 01:52:34.020 --> 01:52:36.359 Make your garden grow, though. Yeah, yes, that's 01:52:36.359 --> 01:52:39.380 true. Yeah. All right. Should we wrap this shit 01:52:39.380 --> 01:52:40.939 show up, I guess? I think we should. We've got 01:52:40.939 --> 01:52:43.760 almost two hours. All right. Okay. Hey, everybody, 01:52:43.960 --> 01:52:45.760 thank you for listening, man. We really enjoyed 01:52:45.760 --> 01:52:47.880 doing this, and you guys listening means everything. 01:52:48.180 --> 01:52:49.319 So go fuck yourself.