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Hey, you fucking derelicts. It's time for the

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Joe or Jane Listener. will hereby lie to everyone

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Listener, promise to make all my family members

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. And now we look

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in on the adventures of the technical explanation

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guy. Why, excuse me, my dear chap. Could you

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please pass the sodium chloride? Do you mean

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the salt? Why, yes. Yes, I do. Then just say

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the salt, you dumb motherfucker. Yes, it's true.

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Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark

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uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like

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ibuprofen, it's obviously fake, and you're to

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Hey, my fellow heavy breathers. This is Dash

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Riptide. Your music news. Your mama's so ugly,

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I call Clint. Wow, no shit. How strange. Yeah,

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I call it Clint Eats Wood. So you want proof

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and shake. And don't be bashful. Shake like nuts.

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And then put it in a glass with crushed ice and

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enjoy. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark

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here in the Kansas City vicinity, and the name

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of this studio is the Talk is Cheap Studio, and

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I don't know what else to say except eh, eh,

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eh. Hi, I'm Rob. It's a beautiful angle arm of

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Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck Blind Studio.

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Wah, wah. I know what to say. Okay, I got an

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email that I'm not going to say during the emails,

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but someone wanted to know how come. The goat

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noise has anything to do with the talk is cheap

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studio. Duck blind is obvious. Duck blind studio,

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and you go, wah, wah. They want to know how come

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I got it. Well, yes, the goat noise is my signature.

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I used to do it on cruises. I'd turn off the

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balcony lights, and a balcony on a cruise is

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generally a partition. So you can hear each other

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very well. And I would turn the lights off, and

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I would sit in the corner and watch the ocean.

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And I'd go, very softly, go, eh, eh, eh, eh,

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eh. And then you'd hear them. Actually, you have

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told that story on the show, so they've got to

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go back a long ways. Yeah, yeah. So this person's

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wondering. Like two or three years to get that

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story, because I remember you telling that story.

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Yeah, yeah. And it's funny, because you'd hear

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them talking, and all of a sudden they'd shut

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up. And you can tell they're kind of like hand

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motioning each other, like, hey, you know, hey,

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I thought I heard a goat. You know, and you can

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kind of tell they're doing that without, you

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know, saying it too loud. And then I'd stop,

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and then they'd forget about it and start talking

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again. And I'd go, and real low. And they'd eventually

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hear it, and then you'd hear them stop talking

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again and try to hear the goat noise that's elusive

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that they can never not separate from the rest

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of the noise. It's funny. And so, in other words,

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I forgot who your name was, but okay. Sorry,

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I forgot your name. I lost a piece of paper,

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like always, when I was getting ready to... Okay.

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The goat noise has... Yeah, yeah. And then you

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came up. Yeah. And you're the duck. You've been

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called duck your whole life. When I knew you

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back then, you were a duck. You've always been

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duck your whole life. My stepdad started calling

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me duck from the age of 13. Oh, my dad. My dad.

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I know. My stepdad. He was my dad. Ron, right?

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No. No, that wasn't Ron. Oh, Tom. The Duke's

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dad. Oh, the Duke's dad. Okay. Okay, cool. Yeah,

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yeah. That is your dad. That's your dad. Yes.

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Yes. Okay. All right. So we salute you, Tom.

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Awesome guy. And you're never forgotten great

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father. Yes. Okay. So I had my upper GI today.

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I think I... No, no, no. It's fine. I had the

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scope, the upper GI scope today, and everything

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turned out pretty good. I mean, I could have

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swore I had an ulcer. I thought I had a, what

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do they call it, a heidel hernia. You know, because

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whenever I lift, I can feel it up in my chest

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cavity pretty much. And it turned out to just

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be they're giving me some new medicine and I

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cannot take ibuprofen anymore because that's

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one of the big culprits. And I could actually

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tell because whenever I took ibuprofen, I could

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tell my stomach just like getting really acidy

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and bubbling over. I've got to find a new pain

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reliever. Like I said, like you, Rob, I worked

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my whole life. It's caught up with me. It caught

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up with me a few years ago. I can't do what I

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did my whole life, which is fine. I don't wish

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to do that anymore, and I don't wish that shit

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on anyone. I'm my worst enemy. I am, unfortunately.

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I'm still doing it, but I love it. I loved it,

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too, until I couldn't anymore, you know. You

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know, that's why I got into that field. You know,

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I loved building. I loved metal. I loved that

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stuff. You know, that's why I got into that.

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But, yeah, you know, running up and down stairs

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with big pieces of glass in your hand or carrying

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it up with somebody else, like, I don't know.

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Okay, I'm not talking about that part of New

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York. Oh, well. That was a part of what I used

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to do is a lot of metal work. But unfortunately,

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it was glazier work, too, because they couldn't

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have three people doing three different companies

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doing that job. It had to all be enclosed in

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the metal industry. And so, you know, but I couldn't

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do that even if I wish to anymore. And I do well

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where I'm at. They treat me very well. I get

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paid very well. My benefits are well. So everything's

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great. It's just that. Because of those years

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of doing that, and like I said, I chose to get

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into it, so I'm not bitching. Because of years

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of doing that, it's taken a toll on me, and I

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have to have ibuprofen regularly, so I have to

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go to something else. So I'm going to be doing

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some research. I mean, Tylenol has never cut

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it for me. Oh, go ahead. I personally take three

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ibuprofen every morning before I leave school.

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See, I got ibuprofen 800s that I took. Three

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times a day. Well, I could do that too. Me too.

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I could use more too, but I cannot take any more

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than that. Well, now I can't take it at all.

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But the thing is, is prescription strength. It's

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not only stronger, but in one tablet, but also

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it's cheaper, too, by my insurance. But anyhow,

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we'll go on from there. But everything was good,

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and I thank God for it. It could have been something

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really bad. Stuff like that could be a lot of

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different things, and none of them are good.

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So this is a best -case scenario. change why

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i do things but i already knew this anyhow and

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i really need to anyhow because uh i'm getting

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older family history you know my family history

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on so many levels is not that good so you know

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i gotta i gotta beat the odds here so yeah and

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i will so um yeah we're gonna go into our first

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little thing here uh you know um when the going

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gets tough the tough smash a pacifier in their

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gourd That's right, the surprising stress -busting

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move thousands of young adults in China are making,

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swapping melatonin and meditation for an adult

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-sized binky. Rob, any questions so far? Well,

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yeah, I'm just hoping I heard that right, because

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this is going to get funny. Yes, yes. I'll let

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you carry on for now. Okay. Once a niche quirk,

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the silicone soothers are supposedly now big

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business on Chinese e -commerce giants like Tabo

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and JD .com, where they're priced anywhere from

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a budget -friendly 10 yen, which is roughly $1

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.40, to a luxury 500 yen, about $70. They're

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sold as sleep aids, stress relievers, and even

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smoking. Says, basically, the way this is worded,

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okay, less smoking. They're supposed to help

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you stop smoking by putting this binky in your

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mouth. Okay. Damn it, I'm disappointed now. And

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shoppers, I don't believe, well, I could see

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maybe some of that because it keeps your mouth

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busy. It doesn't contain nicotine, but I could

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see that, you know. Because I understand, you

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know, it keeps your mouth busy. You don't feel

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like putting in a cigarette if you're enjoying

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your binky. I guess that's what they're getting

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at here. You'd have to read this thing to understand

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what I'm saying here. So I don't know about that

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part. And shoppers are gobbling them up. Some

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online sellers move thousands each month, according

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to the South China Morning Post. And the fans

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aren't shy about why. When I'm under pressure

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at work, I feel a sense of safety from childhood.

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One Chinese buyer said, as reported by the outlet.

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Okay. Rob, they just kind of swayed me a little

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bit there. Okay. I get that. Okay. I'm not. I

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want what I thought you were talking about. Oh,

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okay. Okay. Let me. I'm never going to do that.

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I'll never get anything out of it. What I have

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is. Not that. Not that. Not that. Oh. If you

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want to elaborate, go ahead. In case you want

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to. Well, when you first started the story, it

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sounded like they were going to beat themselves

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in the head with the pinky. Suck on it. It's

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the way this was worded. I don't care for this

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article. That's what I'm saying. That's why I

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started laughing. Because I thought they were

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going to beat themselves in the head with it.

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Unfortunately, I didn't have time to do any editing

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because I had that GI today. I would have been

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alive. Okay, I had that scoped today, and it

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took up most of the day because, well, I'll go

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into it for a second here, but not too much because

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it's going to bore people. But here's the deal.

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Don't even bother, dude. Okay. We're on this

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story. Okay, all right. I thought that story

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was going to go in a totally different direction.

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It took all the good mood I'm in. Okay. It took

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a lot longer than what it did because of a mix

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-up with doctors. One doctor was sick, and then

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they rescheduled me, but they rescheduled me

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in the original time when they should have moved

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me back two hours. So we're at the hospital three

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extra hours today that we didn't have to be,

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so it took forever, and I didn't have time to

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edit these stories is what I'm saying. So, okay.

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Dr. Tang Comane, I think is how it's pronounced.

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It doesn't sound like a... Chinese name to me,

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but whatever. A dentist in Shezwan warned SCMP

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that if you sleep with a pacifier in your mouth,

00:16:13.480 --> 00:16:15.779
it can interfere with breathing, and in the worst

00:16:15.779 --> 00:16:20.240
case, there is a risk of suffocation. Rob, can

00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:26.559
you imagine death by pacifier? Yeah, the Paul

00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.360
Bearers would be taking... Well, what? Dude,

00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:37.740
you're asking the wrong person. Oh, okay. Well,

00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:43.220
what kind of pacifier? Don't ask. Okay, that's

00:16:43.220 --> 00:16:47.679
what I thought you were getting at. Yeah, yeah.

00:16:47.820 --> 00:16:49.740
One with an extra large nipple on it, right?

00:16:49.860 --> 00:16:53.639
Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:58.440
yeah. A couple extra large nipples. Don't we

00:16:58.440 --> 00:17:06.849
both? We do a podcast. Okay, so we move on. European

00:17:06.849 --> 00:17:16.089
cities slap hefty fees on tourists. Here's what

00:17:16.089 --> 00:17:17.769
it will cost you if you're caught wearing flip

00:17:17.769 --> 00:17:22.130
-flops. It's a highway robbery. If you're vacationing

00:17:22.130 --> 00:17:24.630
in Europe this summer, better bring along some

00:17:24.630 --> 00:17:27.990
extra cash. Popular tourist destinations in European

00:17:27.990 --> 00:17:31.390
cities are combating mass tourism by slapping

00:17:31.390 --> 00:17:35.130
some ridiculous costly fines. some rising into

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the thousands on visitors they deem unruly. Wearing

00:17:39.130 --> 00:17:41.890
flip -flops while driving, taking a shell or

00:17:41.890 --> 00:17:44.509
pebble from a beach, or unbuckling your seatbelt

00:17:44.509 --> 00:17:47.470
before the plane stops, taxiing can now cost

00:17:47.470 --> 00:17:53.210
you. In Mercola and the Canary Islands... The

00:17:53.210 --> 00:18:00.130
only problem I see is the rocks. Everybody calls

00:18:00.130 --> 00:18:03.910
rocks. Okay, I can tell you... Oh, I'm sorry.

00:18:03.990 --> 00:18:07.730
Go ahead. No, especially off the beach. You know,

00:18:07.789 --> 00:18:10.309
people call it rocks. That's the only one I see

00:18:10.309 --> 00:18:13.430
a problem. Flip -flops driving, I have a problem

00:18:13.430 --> 00:18:17.930
with, yes. I can understand that, yes. Okay,

00:18:18.089 --> 00:18:20.029
the flip -flops, I can tell you what that is.

00:18:20.150 --> 00:18:22.430
And that is rental cars, because I've already

00:18:22.430 --> 00:18:25.250
read about this. Flip -flops, you're on the beach,

00:18:25.250 --> 00:18:27.670
and you go to your rental car. The flip -flops

00:18:27.670 --> 00:18:29.990
get stuck underneath the accelerator, and they

00:18:29.990 --> 00:18:33.619
get into a wreck. That's what happens. And so

00:18:33.619 --> 00:18:35.940
that's why that's intact right there. But some

00:18:35.940 --> 00:18:38.660
of them I think is exactly what it said at the

00:18:38.660 --> 00:18:42.279
first. It said that it's designed to stop mass

00:18:42.279 --> 00:18:45.160
tourism because people don't go there. Not as

00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:48.220
many people go there because they're afraid of

00:18:48.220 --> 00:18:51.559
getting fined really bad. You know, they don't

00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:54.319
know all of, you know. So in other words, people

00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:55.960
are trampling their land and they're trying to

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slow it down a little bit is what it sounds like

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to me. Marcola, which is an island in the Canary

00:19:05.619 --> 00:19:08.579
Islands, drinking alcohol on the street can set

00:19:08.579 --> 00:19:13.420
tourists back $3 ,495. And in Spain, leaving

00:19:13.420 --> 00:19:16.660
your towel to hold your pool chair for too long

00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:21.660
can cost you $291. Now, you know what? As stupid

00:19:21.660 --> 00:19:25.299
as this sounds, Rob, I agree with it. That pisses

00:19:25.299 --> 00:19:28.269
me off. You'll have someone wake up at like 5

00:19:28.269 --> 00:19:30.430
in the morning, run out there and put down 30

00:19:30.430 --> 00:19:32.349
beach towels for them and all their friends.

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And then when you wake up, they show up about

00:19:36.410 --> 00:19:38.890
1 o 'clock and they have their place waiting

00:19:38.890 --> 00:19:40.670
for them. It's supposed to be first come, first

00:19:40.670 --> 00:19:44.170
serve. That's wrong. And what I usually do is

00:19:44.170 --> 00:19:45.789
I just take their towel and I throw it somewhere.

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And when they come out, they go, hey, was there

00:19:48.190 --> 00:19:51.589
a towel here? No. Well, I had a towel here. I

00:19:51.589 --> 00:19:55.150
didn't see it. Yeah, I don't know. You know,

00:19:55.150 --> 00:19:56.789
you're standing in my sunlight. I'm trying to

00:19:56.789 --> 00:19:59.170
get a tan. Can you please get the fuck out? You

00:19:59.170 --> 00:20:04.849
know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's complete bullshit.

00:20:04.950 --> 00:20:08.450
It's like, no, you know, and if they persist,

00:20:08.609 --> 00:20:12.299
I'll say, dude, you know what? No. If I had your

00:20:12.299 --> 00:20:14.480
towel, I would still have fucking thrown it in

00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:16.099
the pool or something because you're a fucking

00:20:16.099 --> 00:20:18.240
asshole. You don't come out here at six in the

00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:20.640
morning and take up all the seats. So go eat

00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:23.119
a bowl of shit flakes and get back with me later

00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:25.579
because right now I don't want to see you. You

00:20:25.579 --> 00:20:27.720
know, fuck them. Or no, here, don't get back

00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:30.559
with me ever because if I see you again, things

00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:34.279
might happen. So, all right. Spain, Greece, Italy,

00:20:34.460 --> 00:20:37.019
France, and Portugal are countries cracking down

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on those sporting flip -flops behind the wheel.

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and doling out 349 tickets for the crime. And

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that is because of what I said, and I agree with

00:20:46.710 --> 00:20:48.710
that 100%, and I agree with the towel thing,

00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:53.630
too. I do, too. $391 might be excessive, but

00:20:53.630 --> 00:20:56.569
if you did like $25 or something, people wouldn't

00:20:56.569 --> 00:21:00.509
give a shit. Now, the Marcola, I do not agree

00:21:00.509 --> 00:21:03.750
with. No, I don't either. Stay around with a

00:21:03.750 --> 00:21:06.789
beer in your hand if you want. Leave people alone.

00:21:06.869 --> 00:21:10.230
They're on vacation, yes. As long as you're not

00:21:10.230 --> 00:21:14.390
causing a disturbance, leave me alone. Here in

00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:16.690
the Midwest, in Kansas City, you can walk around

00:21:16.690 --> 00:21:18.910
a lot of different places. Westport, you can

00:21:18.910 --> 00:21:21.390
walk around with a drink in your hand. The city

00:21:21.390 --> 00:21:23.430
market, you can walk around with a drink in your

00:21:23.430 --> 00:21:26.849
hand. I just find it really hard to believe that,

00:21:26.849 --> 00:21:29.029
like the islands, you can't have a drink in your

00:21:29.029 --> 00:21:31.990
hand and walk around. And Kansas City is like

00:21:31.990 --> 00:21:38.930
the Midwest. Well, I can see part of it. You

00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:42.450
ever see assholes in action? You know? Okay.

00:21:42.670 --> 00:21:44.670
A lot of times they have a drink in their hand,

00:21:44.710 --> 00:21:48.750
right? I've lived to be one. I think we all have

00:21:48.750 --> 00:21:52.789
one point. Grease is punishing those who make

00:21:52.789 --> 00:21:55.289
off with a shell or pebble by making them shell

00:21:55.289 --> 00:22:01.789
out $1 ,165. And if you swim, that's excessive.

00:22:02.730 --> 00:22:15.250
I don't agree with that one either. Okay. The

00:22:15.250 --> 00:22:21.289
$1 ,165 is excessive, but it's pretty much what

00:22:21.289 --> 00:22:25.529
I know of. I can say this. I can say this. My

00:22:25.529 --> 00:22:28.710
descendants are Greek. Okay, so I'm not picking

00:22:28.710 --> 00:22:31.549
on them. I can because I've lived there. Okay,

00:22:31.609 --> 00:22:35.150
that is pretty much indicative of their society,

00:22:35.190 --> 00:22:41.950
in my opinion. People scamming you. Sorry, but

00:22:41.950 --> 00:22:47.069
it's true. $1 ,165 is a shakedown, and they know

00:22:47.069 --> 00:22:51.009
it. So, all right. And if you swim in a canal

00:22:51.009 --> 00:22:57.769
in Venice, be prepared to cough up $407. Locals

00:22:57.769 --> 00:23:00.789
are fed up. I would be prepared to have cuffs

00:23:00.789 --> 00:23:06.769
put on. Yeah. Personally. Yeah. Personally, without

00:23:06.769 --> 00:23:08.470
hearing the story, I would think it would be

00:23:08.470 --> 00:23:10.650
that serious. I would think so, too, swimming

00:23:10.650 --> 00:23:14.339
in a canal. I mean, you know, people are... navigating

00:23:14.339 --> 00:23:16.400
their boats and stuff. Yeah, you're getting in

00:23:16.400 --> 00:23:21.140
the way. It's dangerous. I get it. No one wants

00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:23.359
to save your ass if you're in there fucking plunging.

00:23:23.500 --> 00:23:27.940
I get it. Locals are fed up. Tourism advocate

00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:31.839
Brigetta Spake -Holling told the outlet these

00:23:31.839 --> 00:23:34.720
fines are signals that communities want to reclaim.

00:23:35.539 --> 00:23:38.019
And hopefully that second page printed out here,

00:23:38.220 --> 00:23:40.019
because like I said, I didn't have a chance to

00:23:40.019 --> 00:23:44.240
edit because of the mix -up. And please bear

00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:48.099
with me here. Okay, okay, let's see. Reclaim

00:23:48.099 --> 00:23:50.920
space. It's not that tourists are worse. It's

00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:53.279
more that the tolerance is gone. And it's important

00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:55.799
to consider that not every fine is a crackdown.

00:23:56.099 --> 00:23:59.180
Some are calls for respect. Cities are even going

00:23:59.180 --> 00:24:01.819
so far as to launch marketing campaigns that

00:24:01.819 --> 00:24:04.460
outline what's against the law. Which, okay,

00:24:04.619 --> 00:24:07.119
if they have a marketing campaign and when you

00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:09.819
get there you have these written down, then I

00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:14.839
blame the person, okay? Even the $1 ,100 for

00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:18.480
taking a pebble, if you have them written down

00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:20.460
and you see them and they tell you not to do

00:24:20.460 --> 00:24:23.599
it and here's the fine, is it that hard just

00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:30.019
to do it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying too. Yeah,

00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.880
okay. If they're doing that, then I have no problem

00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:35.779
with it at all because they told everybody up

00:24:35.779 --> 00:24:38.539
front they have it in writing. And if you don't

00:24:38.539 --> 00:24:40.420
adhere to that and you get fined, then that's

00:24:40.420 --> 00:24:46.299
your problem, not theirs. So a brand new 10 -point

00:24:46.299 --> 00:24:48.440
Improve Your Stay campaign was introduced on

00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:53.279
buses and billboards in Malaga, Spain. It's signage

00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:56.940
details that the area expects of its guests.

00:24:57.480 --> 00:24:59.740
that they dress in a tasteful manner and avoid

00:24:59.740 --> 00:25:02.119
littering, make an excessive noise and riding

00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:07.740
scooters recklessly, or risk an $873 fine. I

00:25:07.740 --> 00:25:09.579
agree with all that. You ever have someone with

00:25:09.579 --> 00:25:12.839
a dumbass in a scooter come at you? I mean, me

00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:14.559
and Dave kind of did that in Nashville. I know

00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:16.480
that. Me and Davey did that. Yeah, yeah, and

00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:21.539
Davey almost got smashed by a train because,

00:25:21.619 --> 00:25:23.819
well, one, he was smashed, and two, he was on

00:25:23.819 --> 00:25:31.029
a scooter. Oh, yes. He had 10 fucking Jack and

00:25:31.029 --> 00:25:34.230
Cokes and like 10 beers. You know it. Yeah, yeah,

00:25:34.230 --> 00:25:37.829
yeah. But full disclosure, I had quite a few

00:25:37.829 --> 00:25:40.250
drinks too and got on a scooter. But he was just

00:25:40.250 --> 00:25:41.990
a little bit more plowed than me to where he

00:25:41.990 --> 00:25:44.710
didn't see the train, but I did. I'm like going,

00:25:44.769 --> 00:25:48.309
oh, shit. I killed my bestie. I killed him. I

00:25:48.309 --> 00:25:50.670
took him to Nashville to see a concert. Now he's

00:25:50.670 --> 00:25:53.450
going to die. Somehow he laid that son of a bitch

00:25:53.450 --> 00:25:56.390
down right before hitting the train. And I don't

00:25:56.390 --> 00:25:58.309
know how. And the scooter didn't even get hit

00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:00.069
the train. It stopped right there. I thought

00:26:00.069 --> 00:26:01.910
the scooter was going to get smashed by the train.

00:26:01.950 --> 00:26:04.210
It didn't either. And I was worried about it

00:26:04.210 --> 00:26:07.369
because it was on my fucking credit card. I was

00:26:07.369 --> 00:26:12.990
like, no, no, no. But luckily, somehow he got

00:26:12.990 --> 00:26:16.539
around it. So, yeah, authorities are defending

00:26:16.539 --> 00:26:19.500
the stringiest rules which are being implemented

00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:22.240
by patrolling police by saying they were set

00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:25.180
to protect locals as well as respectful tourists

00:26:25.180 --> 00:26:32.480
who want to enjoy their vacation. I don't have

00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:37.720
any problem with that, do you? No. Yeah. I mean...

00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:41.539
Yeah, okay, a couple, yeah. A couple, yeah. Yeah.

00:26:42.910 --> 00:26:46.029
Well, I mean, it's their rules and they're in

00:26:46.029 --> 00:26:48.369
writing and they have campaigns to tell people

00:26:48.369 --> 00:26:52.190
about this. It's not like a speed trap, you know,

00:26:52.210 --> 00:26:57.529
where you're. Yeah. So, OK. All right. Next up

00:26:57.529 --> 00:27:00.190
in an unlikely brand extension, Coors Brewing

00:27:00.190 --> 00:27:02.690
Company is pitching Durich Hill, an underarm

00:27:02.690 --> 00:27:04.690
deodorant that should be refrigerated before

00:27:04.690 --> 00:27:10.359
application. No kidding. KDVR TV reported in

00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:13.380
July 29th, the limited edition hygiene product

00:27:13.380 --> 00:27:15.660
is said to smell like the breezes of the Rocky

00:27:15.660 --> 00:27:19.299
Mountains. Sounds like it should be, I don't

00:27:19.299 --> 00:27:22.359
know, a feminine product or something. I don't

00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:27.339
know. I want to see the alcohol content. Most

00:27:27.339 --> 00:27:30.319
of it contains alcohol. Let's see if it says

00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:34.700
it here. Okay. Coors Light is all about helping

00:27:34.700 --> 00:27:38.589
people choose chill, said Marcelo. Pasco, Vice

00:27:38.589 --> 00:27:41.410
President of Marketing for the brand Durachill,

00:27:41.490 --> 00:27:44.769
is like giving your underarms their own ice -cold

00:27:44.769 --> 00:27:50.029
beer. Oh, come on. Look, I was along with a lot

00:27:50.029 --> 00:27:52.809
of things, but giving your underarm an ice -cold

00:27:52.809 --> 00:27:55.730
beer, no, that's taking it far. I'm sorry. I'm

00:27:55.730 --> 00:28:04.190
sorry, Ms. Pasco. No. Probably so. The deodorant

00:28:04.190 --> 00:28:06.190
available on the company's website sells for

00:28:06.190 --> 00:28:09.210
$14 .99. Well, that's another problem right there.

00:28:10.569 --> 00:28:16.150
$15. $14 .99. But here's how, Rob, here is an

00:28:16.150 --> 00:28:19.690
indictment of how stupid people are. $15 for

00:28:19.690 --> 00:28:23.109
one deodorant is limited to two per household.

00:28:23.329 --> 00:28:25.569
So that means people fucking Bogart this shit.

00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:28.440
If you don't know what Bowgarden is, Google it,

00:28:28.460 --> 00:28:31.480
okay, if you're younger. They grab all this shit

00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.500
up, so they have to limit it to two people. Yeah,

00:28:34.579 --> 00:28:37.500
you cannot have three per household. No, only

00:28:37.500 --> 00:28:41.279
two, Rob. Two $15 deodorant sticks that smell

00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:50.720
like the Rocky Mountain breeze. Yeah. Oh, I do

00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:55.319
too. And finally, this is really fucked. Okay.

00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:59.019
At a Savannah River site, at a Savannah River

00:28:59.019 --> 00:29:01.940
site nuclear facility in Aiken, South Carolina,

00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:06.140
a team found a nest of wasps near a tank on July

00:29:06.140 --> 00:29:11.960
3rd. WCV. The VBTV, sorry about that, reported

00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:14.480
on July 30th the nest was sprayed, then checked

00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.579
for radioactivity, reading at 100 ,000 DPM, about

00:29:18.579 --> 00:29:21.240
10 times the level of radiation allowed by federal

00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:26.839
regulations. The nest was bagged as radiological

00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.539
waste, and officials said the surrounding areas

00:29:29.539 --> 00:29:33.299
was uncontaminated. The Savannah River site became

00:29:33.299 --> 00:29:37.940
an EPA Superfund site in 1989 and no longer has

00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:40.859
functioning reactors, but the WAFs are still

00:29:40.859 --> 00:29:48.119
radioactive, Rob. So, what does that do? I mean,

00:29:48.220 --> 00:29:50.740
we don't even know what that does. We don't know

00:29:50.740 --> 00:29:53.920
what the... That's like them dogs at Chernobyl.

00:29:54.859 --> 00:29:57.579
Remember me talking about that? Yes, yeah, no,

00:29:57.700 --> 00:29:59.740
that's what it reminded me of when I read it.

00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.680
I'm like, yeah, it's like the dogs at Chernobyl.

00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:10.700
Yeah. Yeah, I know. Don't let me near them. No.

00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:16.839
Them damn things will kill you. No, I know. So,

00:30:17.079 --> 00:30:20.440
I mean, you know, okay, here's what I go back

00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:22.700
to. Remember your story last week about the ants?

00:30:25.579 --> 00:30:30.519
Who do we know some of that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.079
yeah. So maybe that is a product of something

00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:40.640
like that. How could we know, really? But doesn't

00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:42.440
it sound like it could be a product of something

00:30:42.440 --> 00:31:03.559
like that? Oh, you know what, you're right, absolutely,

00:31:03.660 --> 00:31:07.160
because, yeah, there was no nuclear sites near

00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:10.359
there. Okay, well, it was kind of a reach, but

00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:13.480
I was thinking, you know, maybe they were, what

00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:17.799
would you call it? Oh, no, no, they're badasses

00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:20.940
to begin with, and then they went in danger.

00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:24.759
Now they're starting to find them again. Yeah,

00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:28.799
yeah, so. Okay, all right, well, that's, I got

00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:30.740
more, but you know what, let's turn it over to

00:31:30.740 --> 00:31:44.490
you, Rob. Okay, cool. Tammy and Sunrise Beach.

00:31:46.250 --> 00:31:50.109
Yeah. What's her name? It's Tammy. I thought

00:31:50.109 --> 00:31:53.630
it was Tammy. Who was it? We had Tammy from Sunrise

00:31:53.630 --> 00:31:55.829
Beach in the email. I'm thinking that was the

00:31:55.829 --> 00:31:58.730
email. Oh, okay. All right. Well, whoever you

00:31:58.730 --> 00:32:02.190
are, we're sorry. Or I'm sorry. Rob didn't say

00:32:02.190 --> 00:32:06.190
it. I did. Oh, no. I'm definitely saying I'm

00:32:06.190 --> 00:32:11.789
sorry. I live here. They can find me real quick.

00:32:12.230 --> 00:32:14.849
Yeah, you have douchebags all over your truck.

00:32:51.559 --> 00:35:01.739
Good idea. Mm hmm. You know, and let me give

00:35:01.739 --> 00:35:03.980
you a little history here. We need something

00:35:03.980 --> 00:35:09.579
new. Yes. The lake area was kind of looked over

00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:11.860
by Chick -fil -A, and I never did figure it out.

00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:14.780
Chick -fil -A came from the south. It came from

00:35:14.780 --> 00:35:50.960
the Texas area. I can tell you why. Why? Yeah,

00:35:51.059 --> 00:35:53.900
it's kind of like Eureka Springs. I mean, they

00:35:53.900 --> 00:35:57.000
have a McDonald's, they have a Subway, and that's

00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.639
about it. Oh, my God, McDonald's weren't rampant

00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:03.840
down here in some cases. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:07.679
that's a big two spots down here. Okay. Yeah,

00:36:07.780 --> 00:36:10.239
then that's why it was overlooked, because they

00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:12.280
came up from the south. They came up Oklahoma,

00:36:12.739 --> 00:36:16.820
Kansas, Missouri, you know, but it kind of like

00:36:16.820 --> 00:36:18.860
skipped southern Missouri and went to Springfield.

00:36:19.369 --> 00:36:22.190
Skipped that lake area, came up to Jeff City,

00:36:22.469 --> 00:36:24.989
came up to Columbia, came up to Kansas City,

00:36:25.130 --> 00:36:27.869
St. Louis. It was weird how it did it, but now

00:36:27.869 --> 00:36:29.969
I see why. It's because they try to keep... They

00:36:29.969 --> 00:36:34.429
make it so hard for big franchises like that

00:36:34.429 --> 00:36:38.929
to move in here because they want the local -owned

00:36:38.929 --> 00:36:50.329
stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah. Steakhouse?

00:36:50.329 --> 00:36:56.510
Oh, yeah. Or was it Ryan's? No. Whatever, yeah,

00:36:56.590 --> 00:37:00.190
whatever. Golden Corral? Yeah, Golden Corral.

00:37:00.329 --> 00:37:02.789
I mean, all of them are shutting down. They're

00:37:02.789 --> 00:37:06.389
shutting down everywhere because COVID pretty

00:37:06.389 --> 00:37:09.309
much killed them. Well, yeah, yeah, good point.

00:37:09.469 --> 00:37:12.610
Yeah, and also the quality of food. People aren't

00:37:12.610 --> 00:37:14.630
into cheap quality of food like they used to

00:37:14.630 --> 00:37:16.889
be. They'll pay a little bit more for a better

00:37:16.889 --> 00:37:19.150
meal. And this has been going on, this has been

00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:20.550
going on for a while, and this is another reason

00:37:20.550 --> 00:37:23.070
why McDonald's needs to really seriously change

00:37:23.070 --> 00:37:26.369
their way they do things. People don't like cheaper

00:37:26.369 --> 00:37:29.010
food anymore like they used to. People are willing

00:37:29.010 --> 00:37:31.190
to spend a few more bucks. Honestly, I'm shocked

00:37:31.190 --> 00:37:36.170
Applebee's has been open since the 90s. Applebee's

00:37:36.170 --> 00:37:38.489
destroyed themselves. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. To

00:37:38.489 --> 00:37:42.050
me, Applebee's has always been cheap food with

00:37:42.050 --> 00:37:48.250
seasoning. Back in the 80s. I thought they were

00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:51.630
quality. Not everything, but there's items like

00:37:51.630 --> 00:37:53.489
the Bourbon Street Steak and stuff like that

00:37:53.489 --> 00:37:56.369
that you get was pretty good. But then they started

00:37:56.369 --> 00:37:58.949
changing their menu like every other day, and

00:37:58.949 --> 00:38:00.929
they started going to microwave food, I think,

00:38:00.989 --> 00:38:03.769
allegedly, what I feel. This is my opinion. And

00:38:03.769 --> 00:38:05.809
I think that it has not been the same since.

00:38:05.869 --> 00:38:08.610
They had some new people take over. And to me,

00:38:08.730 --> 00:38:12.050
I thought they ruined the place. And I hear you.

00:38:12.110 --> 00:38:17.550
Yeah, that food's garbage. I'll tell you how.

00:38:18.329 --> 00:38:23.929
They have cheap drinks, and they also have cheap

00:38:23.929 --> 00:38:26.730
appetizers. People don't really care about the

00:38:26.730 --> 00:38:29.030
quality of appetizers so much as they do food.

00:38:30.070 --> 00:38:32.610
Appetizers, you know, you get some, I don't know,

00:38:32.750 --> 00:38:36.610
chicken strips, or you get some jalapeno poppers.

00:38:36.829 --> 00:38:39.570
It's really hard to screw them up. Yeah, Bloomin'

00:38:39.570 --> 00:38:42.110
Onion, it's really hard to screw those up. So

00:38:42.110 --> 00:38:45.030
that's probably why they stay in business, I

00:38:45.030 --> 00:38:46.769
think. People go in the happy hour, they drink

00:38:46.769 --> 00:38:51.010
dollar draws, and they eat $2 appetizers. And

00:38:51.010 --> 00:38:53.449
to me, that's pretty much how they stay in business.

00:38:55.150 --> 00:38:58.489
Good point. And I've thought of that before,

00:38:58.949 --> 00:39:01.769
because there's only one Applebee's open around

00:39:01.769 --> 00:39:03.989
the Kansas City area that I know of, and it's

00:39:03.989 --> 00:39:08.769
in Harrisonville. We have one down here. Oh,

00:39:08.789 --> 00:39:10.750
yeah, yeah. And there's one in Clinton also.

00:39:11.230 --> 00:39:13.309
It really isn't the Kansas City area. I mean,

00:39:13.309 --> 00:39:16.170
there might be one up north, but no other Applebee's

00:39:16.170 --> 00:39:19.829
I know has survived. Okay, so people in the city

00:39:19.829 --> 00:39:23.230
got smart. Yeah, no, they've been out of Kansas

00:39:23.230 --> 00:39:25.829
City for quite a while. I think the last one

00:39:25.829 --> 00:39:27.849
we had was on Rainbow Boulevard, and it shut

00:39:27.849 --> 00:39:32.329
down maybe five years ago. Unless there's one

00:39:32.329 --> 00:39:33.969
that I don't know about. There might be one in

00:39:33.969 --> 00:39:41.030
Independence. I don't know. All right. All right.

00:39:41.849 --> 00:39:44.889
Yeah, your point is correct, Rob. Your analogy

00:39:44.889 --> 00:39:49.170
is perfect. To me, that's true. Allegedly and

00:39:49.170 --> 00:39:51.570
all that good stuff. All right. Our opinions,

00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:55.190
our opinions. Yeah, all that good shit filling

00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:57.809
in. All right. We will be right back with some

00:39:57.809 --> 00:40:06.090
emails. Sounds good. All right. Strange, but

00:40:06.090 --> 00:40:12.409
true. 1962, President John F. Kennedy ordered

00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:15.610
1 ,200 Cuban cigars right before he made them

00:40:15.610 --> 00:40:23.090
illegal. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Should

00:40:23.090 --> 00:40:28.030
I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair

00:40:28.030 --> 00:40:31.309
of one kind of sock? Will they eventually not

00:40:31.309 --> 00:40:41.420
match up? Hmm. I may never know. Have you ever

00:40:41.420 --> 00:40:43.639
wondered what something is or not? Have you ever

00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:45.639
looked at something and said, hmm, I wonder what

00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:49.420
the origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's

00:40:49.420 --> 00:40:54.000
why we give you The Origin of... The Origin of

00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:56.760
Socks. Believe it or not, the ancient Egyptians

00:40:56.760 --> 00:41:00.900
are responsible for knit socks. From around 300

00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:04.280
to 500 A .D. were the first recorded knit socks

00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:10.519
wore by anybody. In the world. And now, Deep

00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:17.000
Thoughts with Mark. What do you tell when you're

00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:26.980
out of invisible ink? I may never know. Our constant

00:41:26.980 --> 00:41:30.360
pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange

00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:35.719
insults from an alien. Real hilarity. Blue. Black.

00:41:36.219 --> 00:41:41.219
Like you smell like cheese. Hey there, fuckstick.

00:41:41.699 --> 00:41:44.019
You're just in time for brand new feature news

00:41:44.019 --> 00:41:47.559
nobody gives a shit about. A man in Spain has

00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:52.539
collected over 3 ,470 cell phones. Harambe used

00:41:52.539 --> 00:41:54.840
to listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:57.239
and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

00:41:57.659 --> 00:42:00.440
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

00:42:00.579 --> 00:42:02.840
Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic

00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.510
Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask why Harambe

00:42:06.510 --> 00:42:08.969
never listens to our original show, Too Gypsious

00:42:08.969 --> 00:42:11.210
and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

00:42:11.809 --> 00:42:15.230
Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly

00:42:15.230 --> 00:42:17.150
murdered because some idiot did not watch her

00:42:17.150 --> 00:42:20.130
child properly while looking on her phone. Sadly,

00:42:20.269 --> 00:42:22.269
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

00:42:22.389 --> 00:42:24.530
Too Gypsious and the Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

00:42:24.530 --> 00:42:28.550
Tape Recorder, or any other show. Anymore. Sorry,

00:42:28.650 --> 00:42:31.590
Harambe. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, this

00:42:31.590 --> 00:42:38.139
is Dash Riptide. Your music news. Rob Halford,

00:42:38.260 --> 00:42:41.760
the legendary singer of Judas Priest, now has

00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:45.019
his very own action figure on sale. This is from

00:42:45.019 --> 00:42:49.340
McFarlane Toys. It sells for $34 .99, and even

00:42:49.340 --> 00:42:52.440
Halford's action figure is taller than Udo Dirk

00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:56.199
-Snyder. This is Gash Ruktine, and that was your

00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:59.380
music news. If it's too loud, you probably have

00:42:59.380 --> 00:43:09.139
ear damage, just like me. Miss Gulkenstein was

00:43:09.139 --> 00:43:11.039
tired of Mark and Toe for making sport of her.

00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:13.860
Little did the douchebags know, Miss Gulkenstein

00:43:13.860 --> 00:43:16.539
was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger.

00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:21.000
She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:25.659
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

00:43:25.659 --> 00:43:27.639
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:31.820
Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin

00:43:31.820 --> 00:43:37.139
monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen

00:43:37.139 --> 00:43:39.900
in as Rob the Capuchin Monkey tries to sell the

00:43:39.900 --> 00:43:42.739
rest of the Capuchin Monkey's Amway. Rob has

00:43:42.739 --> 00:43:45.199
always dreamed of becoming a Diamond Status Amway

00:43:45.199 --> 00:44:09.389
as a Capuchin Monkey. Little did our hero Rob

00:44:09.389 --> 00:44:12.829
know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's

00:44:12.829 --> 00:44:14.969
Club and became violently pissed off when he

00:44:14.969 --> 00:44:17.730
tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly

00:44:17.730 --> 00:44:19.929
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

00:44:19.929 --> 00:44:23.630
straight. Rob could not sit down. Love him or

00:44:23.630 --> 00:44:25.969
hate him, the NFL has it dialed in on entertainment

00:44:25.969 --> 00:44:29.650
and everything. It really does. You know, I used

00:44:29.650 --> 00:44:32.730
to follow the NFL very closely. I could tell

00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:34.949
you, you know, pretty much the starting players

00:44:34.949 --> 00:44:38.210
on any team. And on a Monday, I could tell you

00:44:38.210 --> 00:44:41.530
who played who and what the score was. At the

00:44:41.530 --> 00:44:44.289
time, it was important to me, and I really enjoyed

00:44:44.289 --> 00:44:47.329
it. Right now, it's... Well, the birds are having

00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:51.429
a party. Yes, they are. Anyhow. But right now,

00:44:51.429 --> 00:44:55.349
it's just not that important to me. I enjoy watching

00:44:55.349 --> 00:44:59.079
it. But I have trouble sticking with it through

00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:02.920
the commercial breaks. That's a huge issue that

00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:06.900
I've noticed too. Unless it's the Chiefs. And

00:45:06.900 --> 00:45:09.920
it could be a very important game even. It could

00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.559
be like divisional playoffs and our next opponent

00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.699
is going to be whoever wins. I still, if they

00:45:16.699 --> 00:45:18.480
do the back -to -back commercials where they

00:45:18.480 --> 00:45:21.340
come back and they have a timeout for a... for

00:45:21.340 --> 00:45:23.579
a call, and then they come back for the two -minute

00:45:23.579 --> 00:45:26.039
warning, then they come back, another timeout.

00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:29.880
It's like, no. Yeah. My favorite, favorite as

00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:33.000
in ironically, sarcastically favorite, is a team

00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:35.179
will score a touchdown, kick the extra point,

00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:37.099
and then they go to a long commercial break,

00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.300
come back, have to kick off and run back, go

00:45:40.300 --> 00:45:42.840
to a commercial break again. Yes. It's like,

00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:47.159
seriously. They kicked the ball off, it went

00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:49.780
into the end zone for a touchback. The clock

00:45:49.780 --> 00:45:52.599
never even started on the game. So literally

00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:56.619
no time has lasted in the game. Here we go to

00:45:56.619 --> 00:45:58.300
another commercial break. Oh, I know. It drives

00:45:58.300 --> 00:46:01.260
me nuts. Yeah, the last two minutes last as long

00:46:01.260 --> 00:46:04.679
as the first three quarters. I've got a question

00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:09.019
along that line. Okay. Okay, well, this is just

00:46:09.019 --> 00:46:13.349
would you or not. Okay. The NFL. Now, it's been

00:46:13.349 --> 00:46:15.969
talked about before, and I've thought about it

00:46:15.969 --> 00:46:18.429
too, and I have my answer. I pretty much think

00:46:18.429 --> 00:46:21.230
I know what I do, but it depends on a couple

00:46:21.230 --> 00:46:26.590
of things. But anyhow, okay. Now, it's been talked

00:46:26.590 --> 00:46:29.789
about, like, you can pay for the games for a

00:46:29.789 --> 00:46:33.869
subscription. Oh, yeah. That is not a commercial

00:46:33.869 --> 00:46:36.570
fee. You know, like, you can go on Amazon, and

00:46:36.570 --> 00:46:38.880
it'll go, do you want the free version? Would

00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:40.980
you have the Geico and the Progressive commercials

00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:44.400
in the middle of it? Yeah. And, you know, every

00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:48.119
five minutes you get a homeowner turning into

00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:51.519
their parents or, you know, or Flo or something.

00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:53.280
Don't forget the boner pills. You always get

00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:56.380
the ads for the boner pills. Yep. So, yeah, you

00:46:56.380 --> 00:46:57.900
get these in the middle of them every, like,

00:46:57.900 --> 00:47:01.019
three or four minutes. So, okay, would you pay?

00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:04.820
And how much would you pay tops per year to not

00:47:04.820 --> 00:47:07.340
have all those annoying commercials? Where football,

00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:09.659
I don't know what they do. They just keep it

00:47:09.659 --> 00:47:13.039
right there on the field and show what each team's

00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:16.619
doing. Like, I don't know, let's say Andy Reid's

00:47:16.619 --> 00:47:19.760
over there talking to Mahomes and it's real spirited.

00:47:19.820 --> 00:47:22.400
They're both like using their hands, you know.

00:47:23.059 --> 00:47:27.000
Or, interesting thought. Think back to the early

00:47:27.000 --> 00:47:33.260
days of satellite TV when it wasn't really an

00:47:33.260 --> 00:47:36.599
established... Industry is just people realize,

00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:39.800
hey, we can build and construct these satellite

00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.500
dishes cheaply enough to sell to individuals,

00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:45.400
and they can aim it at the same satellites that

00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.960
the networks are using and get their network

00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:53.320
feed. And by getting the network feed, you avoid

00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:58.500
all the commercials. And you also get to see

00:47:58.500 --> 00:48:01.900
what's going on during the commercial break.

00:48:02.909 --> 00:48:05.550
live sporting events. You know, they usually

00:48:05.550 --> 00:48:07.829
keep the cameras on. So people were watching

00:48:07.829 --> 00:48:09.650
Monday Night Football and then they'd see the

00:48:09.650 --> 00:48:12.110
host say, okay, you know, we'll be back after

00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:14.630
these messages. And the people watching this

00:48:14.630 --> 00:48:18.170
brand new satellite TV, they'd see the guys just

00:48:18.170 --> 00:48:20.489
standing around shuffling their papers, you know,

00:48:20.489 --> 00:48:22.489
and say, oh, that player was kind of a mess,

00:48:22.530 --> 00:48:24.130
wasn't he? Yeah, he was stretching his balls

00:48:24.130 --> 00:48:27.349
earlier. all the stuff that they never intended

00:48:27.349 --> 00:48:30.769
to go out on the air, but it was being broadcast,

00:48:31.110 --> 00:48:33.670
unencrypted, free and clear from their satellite.

00:48:33.929 --> 00:48:35.690
I do remember a little bit. You're talking about

00:48:35.690 --> 00:48:37.590
the huge satellites that you used to have to

00:48:37.590 --> 00:48:41.889
turn. Right, those big 10 to 12 foot diameter

00:48:41.889 --> 00:48:44.389
ones. Some of them were mesh and some of them

00:48:44.389 --> 00:48:50.030
were solid. Paper machines, shotguns, fiberglass.

00:48:50.269 --> 00:48:54.190
Yeah. And then I remember there was a Larry King

00:48:54.190 --> 00:48:59.579
show. where Larry King had gone off about the

00:48:59.579 --> 00:49:02.539
people watching on these satellite dishes and

00:49:02.539 --> 00:49:05.320
they were pirates and they were stealing the

00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:09.300
signal. Oh, that would make me feel good. And

00:49:09.300 --> 00:49:12.920
everybody who was calling in to the Larry King

00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:17.559
show was saying, well, I did have a question,

00:49:17.659 --> 00:49:19.860
but I guess since I'm just a pirate and no good

00:49:19.860 --> 00:49:21.780
thief, I guess you don't want to hear from me.

00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:25.949
Caller after caller. was doing that because Larry

00:49:25.949 --> 00:49:28.690
King had a call -in show. And his callers were

00:49:28.690 --> 00:49:32.010
saying, I'm watching on one of your illegal satellites

00:49:32.010 --> 00:49:34.429
that you talk about, so I must be a pirate in

00:49:34.429 --> 00:49:39.250
this gum bag. So he quit taking calls. And here

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:41.289
was this Larry King show. You know how he showed

00:49:41.289 --> 00:49:44.909
the phone bank there? The thing was, every light

00:49:44.909 --> 00:49:48.489
was blinking like crazy. He's refusing to take

00:49:48.489 --> 00:49:51.909
any calls, and therefore running out of things

00:49:51.909 --> 00:49:54.920
to say with his guests. And I asked my uncle,

00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:57.079
who was watching this on one of those satellite

00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.639
missions, what's going on? And he said, and he

00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:02.460
explained how Larry King just insulted the majority

00:50:02.460 --> 00:50:05.380
of his viewing audience by calling them thieves

00:50:05.380 --> 00:50:09.320
and pirates. So then the network... Well, I could

00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:11.400
have called him a thief for taking money for

00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:16.119
his show. Wow, a little lowrider wannabe riding

00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:18.179
one of those little toy motorcycles. Look at

00:50:18.179 --> 00:50:20.119
that little fat bitch on that little bike. Yeah.

00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:22.420
Go over there and just push him over and watch

00:50:22.420 --> 00:50:25.840
him skin his knees. Hey, dude, really sorry you

00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:28.039
have such a tiny penis. You've got to ride one

00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:32.679
of those. Sorry, sucks for you. Oh, but, you

00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:35.909
know, Larry King was stealing money. from the

00:50:35.909 --> 00:50:37.809
network to pay them, they have that god -awful

00:50:37.809 --> 00:50:40.090
show, too. Yeah, okay. So, they've been two different

00:50:40.090 --> 00:50:42.510
ways. I mean, it's like, look, I'm stealing your

00:50:42.510 --> 00:50:44.570
god -awful show, but you're stealing money from

00:50:44.570 --> 00:50:48.989
the network. So, oh, yeah, and then the networks

00:50:48.989 --> 00:50:50.429
got smart and said, okay, we're going to start

00:50:50.429 --> 00:50:52.389
encrypting our signals. Yeah, I remember that.

00:50:52.389 --> 00:50:55.230
And that spawned a huge industry of decoding

00:50:55.230 --> 00:50:58.530
boxes. Decoding, yep. And, you know, it was like,

00:50:58.710 --> 00:51:00.670
you know, the people inventing steroids and the

00:51:00.670 --> 00:51:03.190
people inventing destroying tests. It's an arms

00:51:03.190 --> 00:51:06.670
race. Or, modern day, unlock fire sticks yeah

00:51:06.670 --> 00:51:09.050
there's like someone's like oh yeah you know

00:51:09.050 --> 00:51:12.010
what i'll go in here and i'm gonna unlock everything

00:51:12.010 --> 00:51:13.929
and then they catch up with it and then the fire

00:51:13.929 --> 00:51:18.750
stick can bob yeah john somewhere you know no

00:51:18.750 --> 00:51:21.969
good then you buy another one from bill somewhere

00:51:21.969 --> 00:51:25.230
and yeah so they had that war for a while with

00:51:25.230 --> 00:51:27.750
the decoding boxes and finally someone gets far

00:51:27.750 --> 00:51:30.710
and said you know what this is here to stay we

00:51:30.710 --> 00:51:34.699
need to find a way to regulate it and monetize

00:51:34.699 --> 00:51:38.820
it in mainstream. And that's where you got, you

00:51:38.820 --> 00:51:41.480
know, set dish TV and direct TV and other things

00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:44.500
started showing up. And it was like overnight,

00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:48.079
those giant satellite dishes you were seeing

00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:50.980
in people's backyards were just junk. People

00:51:50.980 --> 00:51:53.599
were trying to sell them. Nobody wanted them.

00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:58.019
They set them out at the curb and say, please

00:51:58.019 --> 00:52:00.159
steal this. And nobody touched it because it

00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:03.469
was worthless technology. Yeah, it was overnight.

00:52:03.929 --> 00:52:10.210
Yeah, it was overnight. And then one of those

00:52:10.210 --> 00:52:12.409
became, remember for a while, it became a good

00:52:12.409 --> 00:52:16.070
report. And that was it. Oh, yeah. That's right.

00:52:16.230 --> 00:52:18.449
You could pick up all sorts of pirated signals.

00:52:18.789 --> 00:52:20.909
Yeah, the pergs in the area, they'd have one

00:52:20.909 --> 00:52:23.610
of those big dishes still going. Oh yeah, you

00:52:23.610 --> 00:52:26.190
could probably aim it at satellite carrying feeds

00:52:26.190 --> 00:52:28.730
from other countries. Yes. We don't have the

00:52:28.730 --> 00:52:31.389
same regulations as the U .S. does, so yeah.

00:52:31.670 --> 00:52:36.590
Yep. So if you were having a subscription service

00:52:36.590 --> 00:52:41.010
to watch the NFL games with no commercials, they've

00:52:41.010 --> 00:52:42.869
learned their lesson from that. They're not just

00:52:42.869 --> 00:52:46.090
going to let you see nothing happening or the

00:52:46.090 --> 00:52:47.849
cameraman scratching himself. Well, I would predict

00:52:47.849 --> 00:52:51.679
that this would happen. Okay, if that ever happens,

00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:53.139
I don't think it's going to happen, number one.

00:52:53.179 --> 00:52:55.380
They make too much money from the sponsors. They're

00:52:55.380 --> 00:52:58.440
too embedded with everything. State Farm, you

00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:01.320
need your Mahomes, you need your Rogers and all

00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:04.179
those guys. All of this just supports the NFL.

00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.880
So if it ever did become this, what would happen

00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:09.860
is you'd get all these little emblems everywhere

00:53:09.860 --> 00:53:13.219
in the corner. Presented by State Farm, presented

00:53:13.219 --> 00:53:17.869
by Progressive. It's like trying to look at a

00:53:17.869 --> 00:53:21.110
NASCAR driver's uniform or his car and actually

00:53:21.110 --> 00:53:23.610
see what color it is. You can't because of all

00:53:23.610 --> 00:53:27.070
the sponsor patches. They would still find a

00:53:27.070 --> 00:53:31.329
way to get sponsorship for the times that you

00:53:31.329 --> 00:53:33.610
aren't seeing the quote -unquote commercials

00:53:33.610 --> 00:53:36.590
that you would expect. But what you will see

00:53:36.590 --> 00:53:39.369
is maybe they'll throw in an interview with a

00:53:39.369 --> 00:53:42.670
player. And there's a big can of Coke sitting

00:53:42.670 --> 00:53:45.389
there throughout the entire interview, or a bag

00:53:45.389 --> 00:53:48.789
of Doritos, or they'll make references to Draft

00:53:48.789 --> 00:53:51.750
Kings and FanDuel. They will advertise somehow.

00:53:51.969 --> 00:53:56.050
Yeah, those will all be worked in there. So we'll

00:53:56.050 --> 00:53:59.110
still get the advertisements, but just in a slightly

00:53:59.110 --> 00:54:02.230
more palatable form. And then we get the benefit

00:54:02.230 --> 00:54:05.469
of the people who didn't subscribe to the non

00:54:05.469 --> 00:54:07.389
-commercial version. They miss out those little

00:54:07.389 --> 00:54:11.440
segments. They'll package those and broadcast

00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:15.159
them later on commercial TV. You're right. So

00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:17.539
you'll get the product placement that was in

00:54:17.539 --> 00:54:19.780
there to begin with. Then they're going to sell

00:54:19.780 --> 00:54:22.119
commercials for it too. They'll get double paid

00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:25.719
on that. So it's going to work out money, money,

00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:28.500
money for the NFL. They're going to sell us on

00:54:28.500 --> 00:54:31.599
the idea that we're not seeing ads. But we are.

00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:44.530
Yeah. Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark

00:54:44.530 --> 00:54:46.510
here in the extreme southern tip of the Kansas

00:54:46.510 --> 00:54:51.949
City Metroplex at the Talk is Cheap studio. And

00:54:51.949 --> 00:54:55.590
I am Rob at the beautiful Nile Arm of Lake of

00:54:55.590 --> 00:55:01.929
the Ozarks at the Doug Blatt studio. Oh, real

00:55:01.929 --> 00:55:05.269
quick, I do not have the mad shitter like I thought

00:55:05.269 --> 00:55:08.690
I did. I only have one little clip that says,

00:55:08.730 --> 00:55:11.309
I didn't do it, I'm not the mad shitter. I thought

00:55:11.309 --> 00:55:14.409
I inserted it in the last podcast, but all it

00:55:14.409 --> 00:55:16.329
was was just that. It just said, I didn't do

00:55:16.329 --> 00:55:18.750
it. I'm not the mad shitter. So I will quickly

00:55:18.750 --> 00:55:21.309
tell it after the emails to get it over with.

00:55:21.409 --> 00:55:23.829
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tease everybody with

00:55:23.829 --> 00:55:33.530
that. Almost. Yeah, you do. Sorry. I know. I

00:55:33.530 --> 00:55:38.289
know. Or yeah, Clinton. Yeah. Yeah, it's only

00:55:38.289 --> 00:55:40.849
going to take a minute. So, you know, anyhow.

00:55:41.650 --> 00:55:45.030
All right. And then I'm going to ask Topher for

00:55:45.030 --> 00:55:47.269
it because I'm pretty sure he still has it. All

00:55:47.269 --> 00:55:51.190
right. Rob, we went to Belton to invite the dunk

00:55:51.190 --> 00:55:54.349
tank specialist. You're getting dunked. We also

00:55:54.349 --> 00:55:57.110
need you to bring a small freezer for ice with

00:55:57.110 --> 00:55:59.989
your extension cords. We need to keep your carp

00:55:59.989 --> 00:56:02.449
coleslaw cold. It gets a little rank in the humid

00:56:02.449 --> 00:56:05.829
air. We will need you to wear your loincloth,

00:56:05.889 --> 00:56:08.880
please. Fuck Hammer will be on video chat to

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:12.440
present to you your paper mache trophy. Well,

00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:14.219
I need to get to planning for the huge event.

00:56:14.440 --> 00:56:18.099
Oh, Rob, we've been informed for you to bring

00:56:18.099 --> 00:56:20.519
your own toilet paper. It will get stolen early

00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:24.019
on. Mitch and Freeman, the Freeman Lake King.

00:56:26.920 --> 00:56:29.920
Sorry, Ronnie in Tulsa. He wrote it, not me.

00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:43.559
Yeah, that was him. Yeah? Dunk tank challenge

00:56:43.559 --> 00:56:46.400
accepted. It's going to be hot. You're going

00:56:46.400 --> 00:56:50.340
to want to be dunked. Dunk tank challenge accepted.

00:56:50.460 --> 00:56:53.960
I don't think they can get hit the side of a

00:56:53.960 --> 00:56:56.860
fucking bar. He's a duck. He wants to be dunked.

00:56:57.119 --> 00:57:00.400
Right? I don't think they can... No, I don't

00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:07.639
think they can hit the side of a bar. Okay, he's

00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:13.559
poking you guys in the chest. Okay, are you going

00:57:13.559 --> 00:57:19.599
to bring your own toilet paper? Of course. Okay.

00:57:19.699 --> 00:57:23.460
I don't like the single ply. I'm pretty sure

00:57:23.460 --> 00:57:29.039
it's single ply. Sorry, bitch. Oh, I've got a

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:36.420
toilet paper story. Sorry, just reminded me.

00:57:37.780 --> 00:57:41.719
Me and my buddy Sandor, I worked with quite a

00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:44.320
bit out on the road. Great guy from Wisconsin.

00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:48.159
He's a nut. We had many good times. We're working

00:57:48.159 --> 00:57:51.260
somewhere. I can't fucking remember. But anyhow,

00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:53.880
there's these Johnny on the Spots that were always

00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:57.019
stocked, that are always out of toilet paper.

00:57:57.340 --> 00:57:59.320
As soon as they get cleaned and stocked, some

00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:02.440
asshole would steal them. So every day we're

00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:06.400
on this balcony working. And one of the tile

00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:08.780
guys, every day he wore this Leonard Skinner

00:58:08.780 --> 00:58:11.639
bandana. Until one day, we're looking down at

00:58:11.639 --> 00:58:14.000
the tile guys on this balcony that we're working

00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:16.179
on. We see this bald guy who looked familiar.

00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:20.039
You know, we soon realized it was a Leonard Skinner

00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:23.679
bandana guy, but without his bandana. So Sandra

00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:26.139
and I was going to go take a piss. And what do

00:58:26.139 --> 00:58:29.500
I see? A Skinner bandana with shit all over it

00:58:29.500 --> 00:58:34.199
in the outhouse. in the Johnny on the spot. Yes,

00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:36.960
he needed it for toilet paper and he wiped his

00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:40.559
ass with it. No, no, take off your underwear.

00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:45.159
Throw your underwear away, man. I know. We could

00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:47.920
not look at the guy all day. It was funny because

00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:50.840
I look at Santa and I go, man, is Santa a new

00:58:50.840 --> 00:58:53.880
tile guy? I don't know. He looks familiar and

00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:55.760
we couldn't place it. And then finally I go,

00:58:55.820 --> 00:58:58.360
hey, I think that was the guy with the Skinner

00:58:58.360 --> 00:59:00.219
bandana. I wonder how come he didn't wear it.

00:59:00.650 --> 00:59:02.309
I don't know, maybe it's hot or something. I

00:59:02.309 --> 00:59:04.190
don't know, maybe you got sparks in it and it

00:59:04.190 --> 00:59:07.409
just, you know, it dissolved or something. And

00:59:07.409 --> 00:59:09.309
I go to take a piss and I see it right there

00:59:09.309 --> 00:59:11.510
on the top with shit all over it. This Leonard

00:59:11.510 --> 00:59:15.690
Skinner bandana. He probably took a dump and

00:59:15.690 --> 00:59:18.090
realized someone stole the toilet paper and he

00:59:18.090 --> 00:59:28.320
had nothing else. That's what we think happened.

00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:30.539
He was going commando and he had nothing else.

00:59:31.559 --> 00:59:34.159
We even seen backer rod. You know backer rod?

00:59:34.739 --> 00:59:40.360
Someone wiped their ass on backer rod. I'm like

00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.360
looking at those guys. They have no idea. Carry

00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:45.980
around a pocket full of wet wipes. Problem solved.

00:59:47.900 --> 00:59:50.980
Or better yet, just take a time out. Go down

00:59:50.980 --> 00:59:54.320
to Quick Trip or whatever's near. Go there. Take

00:59:54.320 --> 00:59:57.840
a dump. Come back. Problem solved. Wash your

00:59:57.840 --> 01:00:00.099
hands and everything, which is everything when

01:00:00.099 --> 01:00:06.059
you take a dump, man. Oh, you know. Yeah. Okay.

01:00:07.420 --> 01:00:13.659
Okay. Okay. This was interesting because this

01:00:13.659 --> 01:00:15.940
was in this email, too. They didn't know I was

01:00:15.940 --> 01:00:18.440
going to tell this story. Mark, you have a fantastic

01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:20.539
memory. All those stories you explain on every

01:00:20.539 --> 01:00:23.239
podcast. Just wanted to compliment you. I love

01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:28.699
the show. Lane in Boston. Lane, thank you. First

01:00:28.699 --> 01:00:32.119
off, I only remember shit I don't really need

01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:35.820
to remember that doesn't do me any... I really

01:00:35.820 --> 01:00:37.380
don't need to remember. If there's anything really

01:00:37.380 --> 01:00:40.260
important, I won't remember it. But if it's something

01:00:40.260 --> 01:00:42.559
stupid like that, you damn well bet I'll remember

01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:45.860
it forever. Oh, yeah. I think we're all like

01:00:45.860 --> 01:00:52.000
that, right? That's the way we grew up. Yes.

01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:55.900
This next one... Yeah, we'll just leave it at

01:00:55.900 --> 01:00:59.099
that right there. This one's interesting. Rob,

01:00:59.280 --> 01:01:01.019
you should stand up for your partner in crime,

01:01:01.099 --> 01:01:03.440
Mark. He's getting snubbed at your own ceremony.

01:01:03.920 --> 01:01:06.480
You need to fight for your bestie, Juan in L

01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:14.420
.A. No, Juan, he doesn't need to stand up for

01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:27.340
me. I just can't go. I'm busy that year. See,

01:01:27.500 --> 01:01:32.599
he's doing undercover. Yes. Yeah, and besides

01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:37.960
that, I'm way too busy. That's right. And also,

01:01:38.039 --> 01:01:41.639
here, let me let you in on a little insider detail

01:01:41.639 --> 01:01:44.900
here. I don't want to go. Don't fucking bring

01:01:44.900 --> 01:01:49.059
this up again, Juan. Okay? I love they don't

01:01:49.059 --> 01:01:55.409
invite me. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, oh, too bad

01:01:55.409 --> 01:01:58.070
I can't go, but I just can't. They don't want

01:01:58.070 --> 01:02:01.849
me to go, Rob. Oh, that's horrible. Man, I don't

01:02:01.849 --> 01:02:04.409
know what I'm going to do with myself those five

01:02:04.409 --> 01:02:08.949
hours or whatever. All right. Oh, I probably

01:02:08.949 --> 01:02:15.530
have to work. I work weekends. I can't go. So

01:02:15.530 --> 01:02:21.809
there you go, Juan. All right. How did I miss...

01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:33.059
She gets every other weekend off. Now, if it's

01:02:33.059 --> 01:02:36.639
on her weekend off, I'm free. Now, Rob, are you

01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:38.539
sure you want her to go with you? These are some

01:02:38.539 --> 01:02:40.860
pretty fucked up people. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell

01:02:40.860 --> 01:02:44.380
no. Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. Things

01:02:44.380 --> 01:02:48.820
are going good. Keep them like that. Yeah. Yeah.

01:02:48.900 --> 01:02:50.940
Mitch and Clint. I'm going to leave her right

01:02:50.940 --> 01:02:54.179
there. Okay. There we go. There we go. Until

01:02:54.179 --> 01:02:58.860
we talk off the air. Yep. How did I miss the

01:02:58.860 --> 01:03:01.539
extreme cover of Strutter? My two all -time favorite

01:03:01.539 --> 01:03:06.179
bands. Thanks, Mark. Getty and St. Louis. Well,

01:03:06.179 --> 01:03:10.019
it wasn't on a very well -known album. It was

01:03:10.019 --> 01:03:12.519
a Kiss cover album that came out in the mid -90s

01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:14.679
during the grunge era, and it was called Kiss

01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:19.980
My Ass. Look it up. I remember that. Oh, you

01:03:19.980 --> 01:03:23.739
do? Okay. I remember that, yeah. Yeah, it was

01:03:23.739 --> 01:03:28.050
off of there. It had like Toad the Wet Sprocket

01:03:28.050 --> 01:03:32.389
doing it. I was a major Kiss fan until they started

01:03:32.389 --> 01:03:34.949
talking about it. Well, yeah, yeah, same here.

01:03:37.130 --> 01:03:40.010
Yeah, it wasn't on a very publicized album at

01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:42.190
all. Like I said, Grunge was king at the time,

01:03:42.210 --> 01:03:43.929
and I don't even know why it came out in the

01:03:43.929 --> 01:03:49.110
mid -90s, but I was a big Kiss fan. And I like

01:03:49.110 --> 01:03:51.710
the stuff like Extreme and stuff like that. The

01:03:51.710 --> 01:03:53.630
Toad, the Wet Sprocket, and some of the other

01:03:53.630 --> 01:03:56.150
ones sucked ass. But I liked it well enough.

01:03:56.170 --> 01:03:58.230
It had four or five bands that I did like doing

01:03:58.230 --> 01:04:02.050
a Kiss cover that I did enjoy. So, yeah, Kiss

01:04:02.050 --> 01:04:04.550
My Ass. You can probably get it for fucking 30

01:04:04.550 --> 01:04:09.789
cents right now. Hey, guys, I would love to attend

01:04:09.789 --> 01:04:12.230
Rob's party. I need an invite, though, and an

01:04:12.230 --> 01:04:15.469
indoor plumbing pass. Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa

01:04:15.469 --> 01:04:18.360
King. Ronnie, you can have my ticket and indoor

01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:26.840
pass. I hand them to you. Yeah, Ronnie, get after

01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:31.980
Mitch. And also punch him in the face for calling

01:04:31.980 --> 01:04:35.440
him the Freeman Lake King. You are Tulsa King.

01:04:35.599 --> 01:04:38.519
That's your moniker. He stole from it. That's

01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:42.050
not right. As a matter of fact, you know what?

01:04:42.090 --> 01:04:43.789
Hang on. I'm going to give him an ass paddling.

01:04:43.929 --> 01:04:45.869
I'm getting up there with some ass paddlers coming

01:04:45.869 --> 01:04:49.409
up. Tulsa King, I got your back on that. I will

01:04:49.409 --> 01:04:52.030
be right there to have your back. There you go,

01:04:52.070 --> 01:04:57.809
Tulsa King. Good. I love match, but he deserves

01:04:57.809 --> 01:05:00.429
it. Yes, he does. And also, he's getting an ass

01:05:00.429 --> 01:05:02.070
paddling. I've got to do that here real quick.

01:05:02.929 --> 01:05:05.429
That is the end of email. So, Rob, go into something

01:05:05.429 --> 01:05:08.550
while I put this down about ass paddling. Okay.

01:06:24.699 --> 01:06:54.079
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was this at a Coldplay

01:06:54.079 --> 01:07:01.400
concert? No. No, no. This was a Bronx Bombers

01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.960
game. No, I know. I'm joking around. That is

01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:23.159
funny. I know. Yeah, but I mean, you know, oh,

01:07:23.300 --> 01:07:30.460
well, you know, I mean, go ahead. Oh, that was

01:07:30.460 --> 01:07:34.099
all. Oh, okay. All right. Let's go ahead and

01:07:34.099 --> 01:07:36.420
take our second break here real quick, and then

01:07:36.420 --> 01:07:38.360
we'll come back with some more garbage. Sound

01:07:38.360 --> 01:07:41.599
good? Sounds awesome. All right. We'll be right

01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:58.239
back. Jammed X. What the hell happened? You were

01:07:58.239 --> 01:08:04.039
the generation of change. You never wanted to

01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:09.599
be one of them. Apathy spoke for you. Fuck the

01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:14.019
man. Fuck the system. What the hell happened?

01:08:14.579 --> 01:08:18.840
The generation of angst? The generation of noncompliance?

01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:23.949
Is now buying a boat? You're really fed up to

01:08:23.949 --> 01:08:27.430
kill someone who dangled a dollar near you. Great

01:08:27.430 --> 01:08:33.149
job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Hey, everybody.

01:08:33.270 --> 01:08:36.250
This is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some

01:08:36.250 --> 01:08:41.390
kicks for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to

01:08:41.390 --> 01:08:46.350
dick pics. Rule number one. Type of a pic in

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a genius that gets absolutely no credit his name

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is marshall taylor he is credited with the first

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01:09:50.390 --> 01:09:54.010
was his birthday i believe he is still alive

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this guy's genius will never be fully appreciated

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before this ban we settled for iceberg lettuce

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with maybe a couple of croutons and some cheese

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was mr taylor satisfied with that hell no He

01:10:06.670 --> 01:10:08.729
realized that Billy Americana would never go

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out and buy a couple of radishes, a couple of

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carrots, a head of purple cabbage, maybe snow

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peas, and possibly some cute romaine bladders

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for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should have

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dong, lip snarl. Low dong, what is your question?

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Well, I was just wondering how come every now

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and then I have a song just go over and over

01:10:46.819 --> 01:10:49.180
repeating itself in my head and I can't seem

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to get rid of it. I'd like to know what the hell's

01:10:52.100 --> 01:10:55.939
doing that so I can stop it. The phenomenon of

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songs getting stuck in your head, also known

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as earworms, is linked to how your brain processes

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and stores music. It involves various brain areas.

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including the auditory cortex, areas for memory

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and emotional processing, and the phonological

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loop. Catchy, repetitive, and emotionally engaging

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songs are more likely to become earworms. Okay,

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okay, okay. That's enough, you long -winded idiot.

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at Two Douchebags Microphone, we question everything.

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01:12:47.310 --> 01:12:50.850
to call, I Call Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

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Bullshit. So, let's get this straight. Walmart

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has settled a $45 million lawsuit over alleged

01:12:58.050 --> 01:13:00.810
overcharging customers with weight deception.

01:13:02.029 --> 01:13:05.130
Walmart claims they had no wrongdoing. Okay,

01:13:05.270 --> 01:13:07.510
let's say you're going down a 55 -mile stretch

01:13:07.510 --> 01:13:10.890
of a highway. You're going exactly 55 miles an

01:13:10.890 --> 01:13:14.350
hour. The cop stops you and says, you are not

01:13:14.350 --> 01:13:16.710
going over the speed limit, but I'd like to write

01:13:16.710 --> 01:13:19.609
you a ticket anyhow. Would you agree to that?

01:13:20.220 --> 01:13:22.979
No fucking way would you agree to that. So in

01:13:22.979 --> 01:13:25.880
my opinion, Walmart is full of shit. This is

01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:27.859
a company that has allegedly paid as little as

01:13:27.859 --> 01:13:30.359
possible for their help, notorious for employees

01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:33.260
not giving a shit. Now they're innocent? I call

01:13:33.260 --> 01:13:36.220
bullshit and a story. Walmart, you suck. And

01:13:36.220 --> 01:13:37.979
now you try to get people to inspect your receipt

01:13:37.979 --> 01:13:40.579
and shopping bags on the way out? I don't pay

01:13:40.579 --> 01:13:42.899
a membership, assholes. I don't have to consent

01:13:42.899 --> 01:13:45.539
to this bullshit. I have a simple solution. How

01:13:45.539 --> 01:13:48.779
about I stop all trade with you? One day you

01:13:48.779 --> 01:13:50.659
will be an afterthought, and as soon as people

01:13:50.659 --> 01:13:52.840
wake up, you will no longer be in existence.

01:13:53.220 --> 01:14:07.779
Walmart, here's a big fuck you. Two douchebags

01:14:07.779 --> 01:14:09.939
and microphone on Mark in the Kansas City area

01:14:09.939 --> 01:14:26.439
at the Talk is Cheap studio. A young woman can't

01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:29.520
stop having orgasms, and the doctors can't figure

01:14:29.520 --> 01:14:40.539
out why, Rob. I mean, yeah, yeah. That's right,

01:14:40.640 --> 01:14:43.520
Rob. You are taken, so you can't say anything.

01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:48.819
Well, so am I. You know what? Val's used to me,

01:14:48.899 --> 01:14:53.020
so yeah, I could probably say whatever. That's

01:14:53.020 --> 01:14:58.859
true. Val does not listen. She will not have

01:14:58.859 --> 01:15:01.340
this filth in her ear holes, and I can't blame

01:15:01.340 --> 01:15:05.119
her. Doctors in China say they're baffled over

01:15:05.119 --> 01:15:07.840
the case of a young woman who experiences uncontrollable

01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:11.579
orgasms multiple times per day, leaving a terminally

01:15:11.579 --> 01:15:17.039
titillated 20 -year -old in a perpetual state

01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:21.710
of arousal. The sexual symptoms are characterized

01:15:21.710 --> 01:15:26.329
by reoccurring and spontaneous orgasmic experiences,

01:15:26.710 --> 01:15:32.670
wrote Jing Yang and Defong Ouyang of the Peking

01:15:32.670 --> 01:15:36.510
University Sixth Hospital in Beijing in a study

01:15:36.510 --> 01:15:40.050
of the curious case published by AME Case Reports.

01:15:40.489 --> 01:15:43.229
For five years, the unnamed 20 -year -old experienced

01:15:43.229 --> 01:15:45.710
this thunder down under. Like I said, I didn't

01:15:45.710 --> 01:15:49.300
write this. Sansexual stimulation. I really need

01:15:49.300 --> 01:15:54.760
to. You know what? I need to take 20 extra minutes.

01:15:54.800 --> 01:15:57.960
If we get on this podcast 20 minutes, like I

01:15:57.960 --> 01:16:00.020
said, I was busy all day, and I didn't have time

01:16:00.020 --> 01:16:04.159
to proofread this and edit them. I need to just

01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:06.619
take 20 minutes and edit this bullshit for real.

01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:11.420
Leading experts. That's me every night. That's

01:16:11.420 --> 01:16:14.750
me every night. People think they're so cute

01:16:14.750 --> 01:16:17.449
with the way they write this shit. And all it

01:16:17.449 --> 01:16:21.069
is, it's ridiculous. Leading experts to deduce

01:16:21.069 --> 01:16:23.970
that she suffered from persistent genital arousal

01:16:23.970 --> 01:16:32.010
disorder, PGAD. The psychiatric post reported.

01:16:32.829 --> 01:16:34.789
While this affliction might sound like hours

01:16:34.789 --> 01:16:37.270
of fun, constant pleasure can be quite a pain,

01:16:37.409 --> 01:16:40.430
causing significant impairment, I would say so,

01:16:40.590 --> 01:16:45.550
in psychological well -being. Yeah, that's right.

01:16:46.189 --> 01:16:50.829
Yeah. Her well -being and daily functioning per

01:16:50.829 --> 01:16:53.229
the study. Meanwhile, many disappointed women

01:16:53.229 --> 01:16:55.829
are envious. Like I said, they wrote it, not

01:16:55.829 --> 01:16:59.670
me. This was certainly the case with this patient

01:16:59.670 --> 01:17:04.279
who reportedly experienced... Yeah, you know,

01:17:04.279 --> 01:17:05.979
somewhere like going, what the hell? And other

01:17:05.979 --> 01:17:08.819
ones are going, I wonder how she mows the lawn.

01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:18.800
I wonder how she sweeps the floor. Yeah, you

01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:20.979
know, if I could just do the laundry in between,

01:17:21.199 --> 01:17:26.119
hell yeah, there we go. Or at least the laundry

01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:32.819
would be fun, right? Let's see. You know what?

01:17:33.890 --> 01:17:37.909
Go ahead, Rob. I don't know where else we're

01:17:37.909 --> 01:17:40.229
going to go with this, you know. I don't know

01:17:40.229 --> 01:17:42.489
either. They're trying to help her out. They

01:17:42.489 --> 01:17:46.329
don't quite know that much about it. In a nutshell,

01:17:46.609 --> 01:17:49.909
she's still having them. They can't figure out

01:17:49.909 --> 01:17:53.670
how to help her. Maybe she doesn't want help.

01:17:53.970 --> 01:17:58.149
Who knows? Whatever. All I know is she has orgasm

01:17:58.149 --> 01:18:03.159
constantly. And it's some sort of a syndrome

01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:07.100
that's rare. Okay. So, Rob, go ahead. I've got

01:18:07.100 --> 01:18:10.000
a question. Yes. I've got a question. Okay. What

01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:12.779
do you do if you fix it, if they do get it fixed?

01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:17.279
Yeah, that's right. She's burnt out on the orgasm.

01:18:17.340 --> 01:18:19.899
Yeah, yeah. She'll probably eventually get tired

01:18:19.899 --> 01:18:22.460
and go, all right, figure out a way to stop it.

01:18:22.859 --> 01:18:25.939
Whack off the love bean or whatever. She's going

01:18:25.939 --> 01:18:27.220
to be an old man. Yeah, they're going to have

01:18:27.220 --> 01:18:29.279
to fucking toenail clip the love bean or some

01:18:29.279 --> 01:18:34.250
shit, right? I don't know. Hey, Rob, I'll turn

01:18:34.250 --> 01:18:39.689
it to you. Go ahead. Well, I'm going to go back

01:18:39.689 --> 01:18:44.090
to some more of the Ozarks movies. Okay. Since

01:18:44.090 --> 01:19:00.939
I've been hounded. Yes. I thought they struck

01:19:00.939 --> 01:20:11.119
it go ahead That's how they're going to get around

01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:15.800
it. Okay. The draft assessment is not considered

01:20:15.800 --> 01:20:20.439
as a decision to proceed with an action. A 30

01:20:20.439 --> 01:20:24.279
-day appeal period will also be announced after

01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:28.859
a decision to proceed is formally announced.

01:20:29.619 --> 01:20:31.800
You're right. That's how they're going to get

01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:36.039
away with it. Okay. That's how they do everywhere

01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:40.010
else, Rob. I mean, Kansas, Oklahoma. That's how

01:20:40.010 --> 01:20:42.529
they do it there. I mean, no one else can do

01:20:42.529 --> 01:21:12.979
it. I don't think there had to be a vote anywhere

01:21:12.979 --> 01:21:16.039
else, though, Rob. What it is is on Native American

01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:18.500
land, they can do what they want. The government

01:21:18.500 --> 01:21:22.260
can't stop them. Yes. It's just that they have

01:21:22.260 --> 01:21:27.880
to acquire that land. Oh, okay. That's what it

01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:29.239
is right there. And they're making a hard arm

01:21:29.239 --> 01:21:31.159
because they know what they want to do with it.

01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:41.409
Okay. My experience is that... Yeah, so instead

01:21:41.409 --> 01:21:45.569
of Bally's, it will be the Osage Native American

01:21:45.569 --> 01:21:49.270
tribe. Osage Indians. Yep. You know what? I think

01:21:49.270 --> 01:21:51.390
I'd rather have them in on it anyhow than Bally.

01:21:51.890 --> 01:21:57.029
Honestly. Me too. Yeah. Well, I hope it passes

01:21:57.029 --> 01:22:00.470
because, man, I would go to that casino. That

01:22:00.470 --> 01:22:02.489
would be fun. You go Lake of the Ozarks. You

01:22:02.489 --> 01:22:05.189
go to a casino on a high -rise hotel. You get

01:22:05.189 --> 01:22:18.779
you a nice lake view. Yeah, it is a playpen.

01:22:18.939 --> 01:22:21.619
Just a big playpen. And what I would like more

01:22:21.619 --> 01:22:26.279
about it, it adds jobs to the area. Oh my gosh,

01:22:26.279 --> 01:22:28.779
you're not kidding. And a lot of lower income...

01:22:28.779 --> 01:22:33.039
And a casino would not just be seasonal. No,

01:22:33.039 --> 01:22:38.880
it would be all year round. Matter of fact, I'd

01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:41.359
rather go there like during January or something

01:22:41.359 --> 01:22:43.640
when there's nothing going on. It could be colder

01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:45.960
than hell outside, but you got a lake view and

01:22:45.960 --> 01:22:48.600
you're indoors and the casino is beautiful. It's

01:22:48.600 --> 01:22:55.539
a high rise. To me, that sounds fun. They probably

01:22:55.539 --> 01:22:59.359
have an indoor water park for you there. Everything.

01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:06.010
Indoor pools. I bet you they do. Yeah. You know,

01:23:06.050 --> 01:23:08.050
that would be a great little getaway during the

01:23:08.050 --> 01:23:09.789
winter when there's nothing going on and it's

01:23:09.789 --> 01:23:12.729
really cold outside. Just go a couple hours over

01:23:12.729 --> 01:23:15.409
there to South Central, whatever they call it,

01:23:15.430 --> 01:23:19.609
Central Missouri, I guess, and have you a little

01:23:19.609 --> 01:23:23.569
few -day vacation there, a little getaway. I

01:23:23.569 --> 01:23:25.390
mean, you can't even really go to Eureka Springs

01:23:25.390 --> 01:23:28.189
during the winter. I mean, number one, most stuff

01:23:28.189 --> 01:23:32.569
is closed anyhow. Number two, if you get into

01:23:32.569 --> 01:23:36.489
any type of weather at all, those hills there

01:23:36.489 --> 01:23:38.949
are unforgiving. You cannot get up them. You're

01:23:38.949 --> 01:23:42.529
stuck there. So, you know, something like that

01:23:42.529 --> 01:23:45.909
would be a great alternative. So, yeah, I hope...

01:23:45.909 --> 01:23:48.869
Like we've talked about on this same subject

01:23:48.869 --> 01:23:53.369
before, the closest casino right now around here

01:23:53.369 --> 01:23:59.829
is Boonville. Yeah, and that's... Two hours away,

01:23:59.989 --> 01:24:04.130
yeah. We have a lot of people, especially elderly

01:24:04.130 --> 01:24:08.869
people, that drive from Blakely Ozarks to Boomville

01:24:08.869 --> 01:24:11.869
to gamble and turn around and either get a room

01:24:11.869 --> 01:24:15.090
or turn around and drive home. Yeah. I mean,

01:24:15.090 --> 01:24:18.850
to a lot of elderly, to them, that's just like

01:24:18.850 --> 01:24:21.770
entertainment. They don't want to watch TV all

01:24:21.770 --> 01:24:24.109
the time. They want to get outside. They want

01:24:24.109 --> 01:24:27.199
to go do something. And to them, you know, go

01:24:27.199 --> 01:24:31.600
waste like 30 bucks is a full day of fun. Well,

01:24:31.680 --> 01:24:36.539
I'm about to say something. I think you will

01:24:36.539 --> 01:24:40.220
agree with me on this. Okay, go ahead. Wake of

01:24:40.220 --> 01:24:43.979
the Ozarks is one of the biggest tourist destinations

01:24:43.979 --> 01:24:48.100
in the state of Missouri. If not, if not America,

01:24:48.319 --> 01:24:51.020
honestly. All the money that goes in there, yes.

01:24:51.199 --> 01:25:03.369
Okay. Why can't we? Oh, I agree. Topeka has casinos.

01:25:03.869 --> 01:25:08.609
Yeah. Well, that's Kansas. How about Oklahoma

01:25:08.609 --> 01:25:13.770
and Kansas? Pittsburgh, Kansas has casinos. Grove,

01:25:13.970 --> 01:25:17.689
Oklahoma has casinos. Everywhere has casinos.

01:25:17.810 --> 01:25:22.930
I don't think Arkansas has any. Missouri is hard

01:25:22.930 --> 01:25:29.560
on it because it has to be on a river. Yes. But

01:25:29.560 --> 01:25:32.199
you put that on the Osage arm of the river, and

01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:35.779
it's the Osage Indian tribe, and then right there

01:25:35.779 --> 01:25:40.300
you have what you need to have that. Right. Yeah.

01:25:40.359 --> 01:25:42.180
As a matter of fact, you know what they did to

01:25:42.180 --> 01:25:44.760
make it legal in Missouri? A lot of people don't

01:25:44.760 --> 01:25:47.819
realize this, but the casinos are not actually

01:25:47.819 --> 01:25:52.100
on the river. They dug moats. A water body, yeah.

01:25:52.520 --> 01:25:55.359
Yeah. Yeah, they dug moats. A water body around

01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:59.090
it. Yes. Yeah. And the water body feeds into

01:25:59.090 --> 01:26:02.770
the Missouri River. That is how they got it being

01:26:02.770 --> 01:26:06.069
on the river is they dug moats. So they can do

01:26:06.069 --> 01:26:08.289
the same thing. They can do the exact same thing

01:26:08.289 --> 01:26:10.170
down there. They can dig a moat around it, you

01:26:10.170 --> 01:26:12.850
know. They can have it right on the arm of the

01:26:12.850 --> 01:26:15.550
river easily because that is still considered

01:26:15.550 --> 01:26:18.109
the Osage River. It might be part of the lake,

01:26:18.250 --> 01:26:21.210
but it is still considered the Osage Arm, right?

01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:33.260
If you look down Bagnell Dam, and then you come

01:26:33.260 --> 01:26:38.979
down 54 through Osage Beach up into Jeff City,

01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:44.239
and you come across that bridge, the Osage River

01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:49.100
Bridge, that's where it's going to be. It's right

01:26:49.100 --> 01:26:57.810
down from Bagnell Dam. Then I don't see what

01:26:57.810 --> 01:27:02.949
the big deal is anyhow. I do believe because

01:27:02.949 --> 01:27:06.189
the Indian tribe is involved, I do believe it's

01:27:06.189 --> 01:27:10.489
going to happen now. So that's good. Okay, real

01:27:10.489 --> 01:27:12.890
quick, I'm going to go into my Mad Shitter story

01:27:12.890 --> 01:27:14.670
in Clinton, Missouri real quick. I'm going to

01:27:14.670 --> 01:27:17.630
make it quick because I can't find it. But anyhow,

01:27:17.770 --> 01:27:19.489
Rob, I know you've heard this a hundred times.

01:27:19.590 --> 01:27:25.680
Other people have heard it a lot too. Okay, thank

01:27:25.680 --> 01:27:29.420
you. Back in the mid -90s, I had to get a CPAP

01:27:29.420 --> 01:27:33.479
machine, and I had sleep apnea surgery. So Apria

01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:36.420
Healthcare provided the CPAP machine through

01:27:36.420 --> 01:27:41.300
my insurance. So I go in for my study after that,

01:27:41.399 --> 01:27:43.880
and they say, okay, you're cured. Good job. Great.

01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:47.020
You know, gave me all these instructions. And

01:27:47.020 --> 01:27:48.680
then my insurance called me up, and they said,

01:27:49.950 --> 01:27:51.489
you're going to have to have that CPAP machine

01:27:51.489 --> 01:27:53.550
back. Okay, well, I can get it tomorrow or the

01:27:53.550 --> 01:27:56.189
next day. No, no, no. If you don't get it back

01:27:56.189 --> 01:27:59.590
today, you're paying like $300 a day or something

01:27:59.590 --> 01:28:02.789
obscene. So I'm like, okay, well, where do I

01:28:02.789 --> 01:28:04.649
take it to? I was thinking Kansas City. They

01:28:04.649 --> 01:28:06.890
said, no, you got to take it to Clinton, Missouri.

01:28:07.029 --> 01:28:09.869
I'm like, what? Yeah. And I look at my watch.

01:28:09.890 --> 01:28:12.750
I'm like, shit, it's like 3 .30. So I called

01:28:12.750 --> 01:28:14.750
down there and they're like, yeah, we're open

01:28:14.750 --> 01:28:18.050
till five. Fuck. So I hauled my ass down there

01:28:18.050 --> 01:28:21.500
to Clinton. Okay. I, uh, you know, I fucking

01:28:21.500 --> 01:28:23.979
go in, take it back in. And then on the way out,

01:28:24.020 --> 01:28:26.100
I'm like, you know what? It's, it's kind of a

01:28:26.100 --> 01:28:29.260
long drive back, you know, is about now a hour

01:28:29.260 --> 01:28:31.720
and a half from where I was at at the time. So

01:28:31.720 --> 01:28:34.359
I'm like, I better take a piss and I better get

01:28:34.359 --> 01:28:36.439
something to drink. Cause there's nothing at

01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:38.260
the time on seven highway, there was nothing

01:28:38.260 --> 01:28:42.640
all the way to almost Harrisonville. So. at least

01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:46.140
till 71 and 7 highway intersect there south of

01:28:46.140 --> 01:28:49.319
harrisonville that was the closest station so

01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:52.819
i stopped in there and i go in to take a piss

01:28:52.819 --> 01:28:56.920
real quick and someone i the way i understand

01:28:56.920 --> 01:28:59.579
it is is the way they did it is with colostomy

01:28:59.579 --> 01:29:02.640
bags it was like liquid shit over all of the

01:29:02.640 --> 01:29:06.020
walls in there it stunk so bad i was dry heaving

01:29:06.020 --> 01:29:08.720
and i had to piss so hard because i couldn't

01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:11.979
hardly I couldn't hardly do anything because

01:29:11.979 --> 01:29:15.460
the smell and stench was so bad. And I was pissing

01:29:15.460 --> 01:29:17.460
as hard as I could. It was actually hurting my

01:29:17.460 --> 01:29:20.819
fucking penis. And I'm just like blasting as

01:29:20.819 --> 01:29:22.619
hard as I can trying to get out of there. Not

01:29:22.619 --> 01:29:25.000
washing my hands, piss everywhere. I'm just like,

01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:27.939
this smells so bad. And then this old man comes

01:29:27.939 --> 01:29:30.720
in behind me and he starts fucking chirping at

01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:33.659
me. I got him. I got him. I got the mad shitter.

01:29:33.739 --> 01:29:36.960
And I'm like. what the hell and like i'm fucking

01:29:36.960 --> 01:29:39.199
you know zipping up and getting the hell out

01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:41.380
of there and he's fucking falling behind me i

01:29:41.380 --> 01:29:43.439
got him i got him i got the mad shitter and i'm

01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:45.920
like i was just in there for a minute ask this

01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:48.140
lady here ask the front desk i just got here

01:29:48.140 --> 01:29:50.939
man i did not shit all over your walls i'm not

01:29:50.939 --> 01:29:53.899
the mad shitter and he would not shut up and

01:29:53.899 --> 01:29:57.760
that everyone if they had a little subway attached

01:29:57.760 --> 01:29:59.680
to it or when the subway's looking at me like

01:29:59.680 --> 01:30:02.100
i'm the mad shitter and the lady at the counter

01:30:02.100 --> 01:30:04.439
i go up to her and i shouldn't even bought my

01:30:04.439 --> 01:30:07.060
seven up like uh you know i should have just

01:30:07.060 --> 01:30:09.159
been like fuck you old man you know i ought to

01:30:09.159 --> 01:30:12.680
piss on you but i got my seven up and i i leave

01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:14.239
there and i look at her i go i'm not the mad

01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:16.079
shitter she looks me and goes sure you're not

01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:19.819
everybody thought i was a mad shitter even though

01:30:19.819 --> 01:30:21.619
i was in there for like a split second till that

01:30:21.619 --> 01:30:24.430
old bastard come falling behind me Yelling at

01:30:24.430 --> 01:30:26.670
me, calling me the mad shitter. I think he owned

01:30:26.670 --> 01:30:29.909
the place, I don't know. So, there you go. I'm

01:30:29.909 --> 01:30:31.770
the mad shitter in Clinton, Missouri. Didn't

01:30:31.770 --> 01:30:35.090
do it, still swear my innocence. Rob, we turn

01:30:35.090 --> 01:30:39.770
it to you. Alright, I got a crazy one. Alright,

01:30:39.850 --> 01:30:46.470
let's hear it. Worse than the mad shitter? Actually,

01:30:46.470 --> 01:30:49.590
yeah. Actually, yes. Great. Worse than the mad

01:30:49.590 --> 01:31:30.590
shitter. I think I'll love it. Okay. Mm -hmm.

01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:08.520
Later, he suggested they go to a bar where their

01:32:08.520 --> 01:32:12.539
mutual friend works as a bartender. So they hop

01:32:12.539 --> 01:32:17.979
into an Uber in a car that has a huge gap in

01:32:17.979 --> 01:32:24.359
the middle. Okay. Okay, yeah, they hop into an

01:32:24.359 --> 01:33:33.819
Uber. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh.

01:33:36.180 --> 01:33:39.000
Then they arrive at the bar and Tripoli jumps

01:33:39.000 --> 01:33:42.539
out to meet her friend. Initially, she thinks

01:33:42.539 --> 01:33:46.239
that the man was embarrassed and went home. But

01:33:46.239 --> 01:33:51.180
her friend points out the man making out with

01:33:51.180 --> 01:33:56.699
a different girl. As soon as he gets out of the

01:33:56.699 --> 01:33:58.300
car, he's making out with a different chick.

01:34:13.630 --> 01:34:17.869
Why are you staring at me? It goes to swing on

01:34:17.869 --> 01:34:22.350
me, she recounted. And then he's like, ladies,

01:34:22.390 --> 01:34:29.649
calm down. You don't have to fight over me. Nobody

01:34:29.649 --> 01:34:34.750
is fighting over her, she concluded. That was

01:34:34.750 --> 01:34:41.579
a crazy one. Yeah. Wow. So, he didn't get in

01:34:41.579 --> 01:34:45.000
any trouble for fucking jerking off in the Uber?

01:34:47.920 --> 01:35:13.079
Uh -huh. Yeah. a good start I guess so there's

01:35:13.079 --> 01:35:15.239
not going to be anything criminal he's just not

01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:18.800
going to be able to rent an Uber I mean yeah

01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:22.119
they could have done something criminal but yeah

01:35:22.119 --> 01:35:27.319
because she had the Uber driver to witness it

01:35:27.319 --> 01:35:31.560
like I read the Uber driver had seen it and it

01:35:31.560 --> 01:35:40.079
was uncomfortable okay Okay, okay. You know what?

01:35:40.220 --> 01:35:43.140
Yeah, there could be more shit coming down. Yeah,

01:35:44.399 --> 01:35:47.060
Uber might do something about it. Because if

01:35:47.060 --> 01:35:54.100
Uber had a camera, they would have had him jacking

01:35:54.100 --> 01:35:58.439
off, which... I'm sure he has a camera in there.

01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:03.800
Indecent exposure. Okay. Well, you know what?

01:36:03.859 --> 01:36:08.029
They probably... They probably are going to do

01:36:08.029 --> 01:36:09.909
something about it. It's just they're not really

01:36:09.909 --> 01:36:12.310
talking about it because they need to get everything

01:36:12.310 --> 01:36:14.789
together. Okay. All right. Well, that's cool.

01:36:18.569 --> 01:36:27.590
I think they're probably going to kick him out

01:36:27.590 --> 01:36:30.449
of Uber permanently, and then that's probably

01:36:30.449 --> 01:36:34.819
it. Okay. All right. Thanks, Rob. All right,

01:36:34.899 --> 01:36:37.659
it's at 921. Do you want to cut this, or do you

01:36:37.659 --> 01:36:44.479
want to go into anything else? Actually, yeah,

01:36:44.539 --> 01:36:46.939
I think I'm about done for tonight. Other than...

01:36:46.939 --> 01:36:50.020
Yeah, go ahead. I have to bring up some music.

01:36:50.279 --> 01:36:53.100
Oh, yeah. I have to bring up some music. Hi,

01:36:53.159 --> 01:36:58.020
Albuquerque. Yes, hi, Albuquerque. Hi. Grandma

01:36:58.020 --> 01:37:14.420
Opal. Jimmy. No, I... Hi, Hicksville. Yeah, Hicksville,

01:37:14.479 --> 01:37:17.420
too. Anyhow, go ahead. Sorry. I'm telling you,

01:37:17.479 --> 01:37:20.600
we've got to make a pro up. We do, for Hicksville.

01:37:22.020 --> 01:37:25.380
For all of them. You know what? That's a good

01:37:25.380 --> 01:37:28.039
idea. All right. Because we're going to keep

01:37:28.039 --> 01:37:47.609
forgetting. You're right. No, that's not the

01:37:47.609 --> 01:37:50.250
name of the band. I guess even... No, no, it's

01:37:50.250 --> 01:38:07.250
not. It's a... Damn it. Yeah. You can bring it

01:38:07.250 --> 01:38:13.810
up on the next podcast, I guess. Well... Blacktop

01:38:13.810 --> 01:38:27.079
Mojo. Very good music. To be honest, I had somebody

01:38:27.079 --> 01:38:55.609
play one of their songs for me. Oh, my God. Yeah,

01:38:55.630 --> 01:38:57.609
let's talk about this next time. Okay, yeah,

01:38:57.670 --> 01:38:59.569
just write it all down, and then we'll go from

01:38:59.569 --> 01:39:01.949
there. Oh, my God. It has been a long time. I

01:39:01.949 --> 01:39:04.670
didn't get to bed until like 11 .30 last night.

01:39:05.369 --> 01:39:08.569
My alarm went off at 4 .30. You know what? I

01:39:08.569 --> 01:39:12.590
understand. Like I said, I had a busy day. I

01:39:12.590 --> 01:39:17.819
get it. All right. All right. Thank you, everybody,

01:39:18.020 --> 01:39:22.899
for listening. Good night, assholes. Good night,

01:39:22.920 --> 01:39:27.699
assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the show's over,

01:39:27.819 --> 01:39:31.199
kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford

01:39:31.199 --> 01:39:34.560
a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be

01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:36.319
back invading your ear holes soon.