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Hey, you fucking derelicts. It's time for the

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phones, unattended computers, public computers,

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and all of my work computers as well, and download

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Joe or Jane Listener. will hereby lie to everyone

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about how quality the show is. I, Joe or Jane

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Listener, promise to make all my family members

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listen and recite the daily douchebag pledge.

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And finally, I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby

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promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. And now we look

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in on the adventures of the technical explanation

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guy. Oh my, would you look at the Riley scattering?

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It sure is brilliant tonight. First off, you're

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on private property. Second, you're in my flower

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garden. Third, if you're talking about the sunset,

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yes, it is stunning. And finally, would you get

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the hell off my property, you annoying fucking

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bastard. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, this

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is Dash Riptide, your music news. Graham Bonnet

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Band is currently working on their fourth album.

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Graham said it's very possible Bruce Dickinson

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might guest on a song or two on his new album.

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Bruce is a big fan of Graham's ever since his

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days in Rainbow. Two fantastic lead singers in

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one song? Kind of reminds me of Deep Purple's

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Mark III lineup with Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale.

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This should be pretty damn good. We will see.

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This is Gash Rooktine, and that was your music

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news. If it's too loud, you probably have ear

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damage, just like me. Harambe used to listen

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to our original show, Two Dipshits and Cheek

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Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe

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does not listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

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and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder

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anymore. You might ask why Harambe never listens

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to our original show, Too Dipshits, in a cheap

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Radio Shack realistic tape recorder. Well, it's

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because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered

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because some idiot did not watch her child properly

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while looking on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does

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not listen to our original show, Too Dipshits,

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in the cheap Radio Shack realistic tape recorder,

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or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. Next

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up, Things Overheard in Hell. Gary Glitter has

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been named the lead singer in the boys' choir

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of hell. Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh,

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no. It's the island of horrible jokes. Well,

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I just saw two red -breasted birds sunning on

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a limb. They must be basking robins. two douchebags

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and microphone on mark here in the kansas city

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area at the extreme southern tip of at the talk

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is cheap studio Real quick, I would like to say

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hello to Seth. When Seth hears this, he will

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probably be on his way back from Chicago. But

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he took an interest in our podcast and he said

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he's going to, you know, it's about seven and

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a half hour drive and he's driving there. So

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he will get a lot of douchebaggery in while he's

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on his way there. I work with him. Very nice

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guy. Yeah, he's one of my better friends there

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now. I mean, he just, him and I get along very

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well. He's a cool guy. So, Seth, when you hear

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this, thank you. And download it on the computer

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at your hotel. Make sure and download it there.

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And then if you see any random strangers, grab

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their phone and download it there. Okay? That's

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not too much to ask, is it? They'll laugh, won't

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they? That's right. Okay, Seth, we suggest that.

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Don't let them catch you. Okay. And if you get

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in trouble, I'll take this. These days, messing

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with people's computers could be a federal charge.

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So, yeah, be careful. Yeah, you know what? Forget

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that. Forget that. Forget everything. Yeah, I

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don't want to get them in trouble. Okay. Have

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you heard about the dickhead that did the post

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about Ozzy? and green jelly yes yeah what a fucking

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bitch what a bitch yeah he got fired over it

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number one green jelly had one song of note ever

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and that was that little pig let me in not by

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the hair of my chinny chin chin it was a fucking

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stupid ass song anyhow it the song blew they

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have no discernible talent at all and he fucking

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um Let's see. He said, oh, congratulations, Ozzy,

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on being one day sober. Was that what he said

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or something like that? Okay. Oh, here it is.

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Okay. He had an image featured, a Photoshop image

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of Osborne holding a sign that reads, one day

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sober. Yeah. So, anyhow, the band deleted it

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as soon as they seen it, and they promptly fired

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Michael Snyder. Green Jelly's Michael Snyder.

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Yeah, that's right. Well, anyhow, it was completely...

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Look, we're not in the best of taste, but I would

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never do that, would you? No. Yeah. So, anyhow,

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Green Jelly. What did you sell? Ten albums? I

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could have heard it myself. That's why I didn't

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even bother. The only reason... You want to know,

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honestly, the only reason I remember them at

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all, I remember them getting sued by Jell -O

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because they called themselves. That would have

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been great if one of them got them, wouldn't

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it? It sounds like something we would have done.

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Yeah, you know what? Absolutely, it would have

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been. But, yeah, I mean, ours would have been

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a prank. It sounds like this guy was, I don't

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know, on something or nuts or all of the above.

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Yeah, ours would be total. Yeah, we would have

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been teeing and slapping, you know, fucking back

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slapping and stuff. He just did it because he's

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nuts or on drugs or whatever. You never know.

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Don't rule out anything, Rob. Don't rule out

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anything. Chuck E. Cheese has been in the news

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quite a bit, and I got a couple over here. They're

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not in concession, but I mean, I guess I could.

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Now, wait. You know what? The other Chuck E.

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Cheese story is coming up, and there's another

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one that I still got to go get that I haven't

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got yet. But Chuck E. Cheese has been quite the

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exciting place lately. Okay, Chuck E. Cheese

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mascot steals a credit card. The Tallahassee

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Democrat reported that Mr. Cheese, a .k .a. Jermell

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Jones, interesting name, had been fingered as

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the person who stole a patron's credit card in

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June and made fraudulent purchases with it. Chuck

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E. Cheese! When Belize arrived at the famous

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restaurant, Jones, wearing his giant costume

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mouse head, was handcuffed and escorted out the

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front door in front of patrons young and old.

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Officers found the stolen credit card in his

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possession. You cannot write stuff like that.

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Imagine the trauma the kids had. Yeah, oh my

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God. You imagine the parents trying to explain

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that. Little Junior. They probably will never

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go back to Chuck E. Cheese. They probably turned

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around and said, Chuck E. Cheese is bad, Junior.

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That's why we don't go here. That's so Eddie.

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I don't know if the kids may have liked it. Yeah,

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they'd probably tell it's part of the show. There

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you go, man. Chuck E. Cheese got street cred,

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bitch. He's got street cred. Look at him, man.

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He's getting tagged out of here with the shackles

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on. As long as I left the head on him. He had

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to go out with the mouth. Yes, I know. I love

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that. That's the best. That is the best. Yeah,

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I want to see. I'm sure there's video on that.

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I'll look around. I want to see the video on

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that. I want to see the giant mouse head guy

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hang out. All right. When a certain intern started

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her summer job at Sydney Austin in New York City,

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she made her mark by biting another employee,

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for which she was not immediately fired. the

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behavior before for five victims she bit. The

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sixth one was it. They decided to get rid of

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her after she bit six people. And she claims

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she has a disability that compels her to bite

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other people. The American Disability Act does

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not protect an employee at the expense of another

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employee. She is indeed fired and is going to

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stay fired even though she has this condition

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that gives her an uncontrollable urge to bite

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employees or co -workers. What do you think of

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that, Rob? Okay. I have one thing to say about

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that. Please do. They kick preschoolers out of

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school for less times than that. I agree. I agree.

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It sounded... It sounded to me like she's using

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this thing as a crutch. She thought that the

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American Disability Act would get her further

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than what it did. Well, she found out different

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because if you take and do a violent act towards

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a person, which biting someone is, there's nothing

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they can do about it. Angrily, her ass should

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have been in jail. Really? That's what I was

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thinking, too. Why didn't she get an assault

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charge? Maybe the person that she bit... You

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know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I've never heard anything like that. You know

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what? I'll read more on it because this is just

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a little blurb on this website that I go to.

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I'll look up the full story. I'll let you know.

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Because, yeah, number one, she should have got

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an assault and battery charge. Number two, she

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walked around with a piece of paper that says,

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hey, just to let you know, I bite people. I can't

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control it. So when I bite you, don't freak out.

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Sorry. No offense. Whatever. All right. Every

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vampire better be going silent. Yeah. Now, I

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know there's some people that like to do that.

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I don't know if it's sexually or whatever. Whatever

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it is. You just have to go there. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. But I don't think this was that. Oh, that

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would never fly. Oh, no, no, no. One bite and

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I'm going to be going, Rob, did your son leave

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your extra room? Is he in his place yet, Rob?

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Oh, okay. I guess I'll rent a hotel. Okay. We

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wouldn't have a show if you didn't. Oh, that's

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right, okay. Make sure you grab all your equipment.

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Okay, well, if I ever do bite her, just take

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notice. That's what's going to happen. I'll be

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down there, and I'll be sleeping in the duck

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blind studio. I got your back, brother. All right,

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thanks. Be down there bringing the computer in

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and everything. All right. You know, it is easy

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to move, surprisingly. That big sum of bitch

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is easy to move. It has some sort of little wheel

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bearings on the underneath that you can't see.

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And it actually moves across floors really easily.

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It wouldn't be that hard to transport, actually.

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The guy that I bought it from... Oh, the guy

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that I bought it from, check this out. No, no,

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no, I know that. I know it's all a joke, honestly.

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The guy that sold it to me, he offered delivery

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too, free. I was like, okay, cool. And I'm looking

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around and he only had a Taurus, a Ford Taurus,

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with this frame welded to the back of it. He

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must have had it welded to the frame of the Taurus

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and then put the bumper back on somehow. But

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he had this square frame that was kind of low

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hanging that he took the video game. and put

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it on and flipped it over and put some refrigerator

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straps on it, some appliance straps. And that's

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how he delivered it in a Ford Taurus. It was

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the weirdest getup I've ever seen like that.

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You understand what I'm saying? He had this,

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yeah, angle iron with a square frame that would

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hold a video game. Welded probably to the frame

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of the car somehow. I mean, I don't know what

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else it could have been welded to. But it worked.

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It held it and brought it here. Actually, they

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make attachments that you put in your trailer

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receiver. Oh. And a buddy of mine had one of

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these on an old Pathfinder. Okay. It's like a

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little cage that hangs off the receiver here.

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Yes, okay. Okay, then that is probably what he

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had done. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I thought he had

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something custom made. Could have been a little

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trailer. Well, it could be custom, but I have

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seen people make them. I'll bet you. This is

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10 years ago when I bought the game. It probably

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was a little, you know, over time you think it's

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something different. I do that all the time.

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Then I'll go back and go, oh, wow, I thought

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that was round. I guess it was, you know, stuff

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like that. It probably was attached to, it probably

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was a little square trailer hitch, I bet. So

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anyhow, I thought that was an interesting way

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of bringing it to me. And then it rolled really

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some, I was like going, you got a dolly? And

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he had a dolly, but he goes, no, we won't need

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it till your steps. They roll really easy. I

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had no idea they did. So, yeah. As Albert Cutler

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was driving home from church on July 27th, he

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noticed a bald eagle flying over the highway

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in Akachi Lake, Wisconsin. The eagle was carrying

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a fish until it wasn't. And as Cutler watched

00:17:08.349 --> 00:17:12.869
the fish fall, he wondered if it hit his car

00:17:12.869 --> 00:17:15.109
or what happened to it. He didn't see it anymore.

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Fox 6 TV reported upon arriving home, Cutler's

00:17:18.589 --> 00:17:21.009
daughter located the fish stuck in the grill

00:17:21.009 --> 00:17:26.250
of his truck. The largemouth bass went in the

00:17:26.250 --> 00:17:28.430
family's fridge and Cutler said it's the biggest

00:17:28.430 --> 00:17:35.309
bass he's ever caught. I hope so, too. I mean,

00:17:35.349 --> 00:17:39.150
you know, he's going to need a new grill. I don't

00:17:39.150 --> 00:17:41.190
even know if full coverage would cover that.

00:17:41.569 --> 00:17:46.890
A bird drops a fish? That's kind of hard to believe.

00:17:47.049 --> 00:17:49.650
Isn't that covered under Mayhem, the Mayhem commercial?

00:17:51.130 --> 00:17:53.910
Only if you have Mayhem. If you have Mayhem,

00:17:53.950 --> 00:17:56.369
you're covered. Because everything else happens.

00:17:56.450 --> 00:17:58.549
I'm going to have to say a fish coming off a

00:17:58.549 --> 00:18:04.690
bald eagle, Mayhem would cover that, right? Yeah,

00:18:04.690 --> 00:18:07.150
that's pretty much like everything else that

00:18:07.150 --> 00:18:10.230
happens. Like the guy trying to watch the football

00:18:10.230 --> 00:18:12.250
game during a wedding and catches the whole thing

00:18:12.250 --> 00:18:15.390
on fire and all that good stuff. That's mayhem.

00:18:15.609 --> 00:18:18.869
Or the guy that's mowing his lawn and he blows

00:18:18.869 --> 00:18:22.569
all the leaves all over the windshield of a guy's

00:18:22.569 --> 00:18:24.829
car and he runs into another car. That's mayhem.

00:18:24.990 --> 00:18:27.309
So I think a bald eagle dropping a fish would

00:18:27.309 --> 00:18:31.609
be mayhem, right? Yeah, definitely. Okay. I hope

00:18:31.609 --> 00:18:36.240
you have mayhem. So, okay, in August 2023, News

00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.940
of the Weird, which is this website that I get

00:18:38.940 --> 00:18:42.279
it from, Shepard Express, reported the arrest

00:18:42.279 --> 00:18:47.180
of Salise Karen Trowder of Glendale, California,

00:18:47.299 --> 00:18:54.339
for the unusual fetish of butt sniffing. Khalees

00:18:54.339 --> 00:18:57.430
is a guy now. Now he's back in the news. According

00:18:57.430 --> 00:19:01.210
to KTLA -TV, Crowder was arrested on July 27

00:19:01.210 --> 00:19:05.029
at a Walmart in Burbank after he crouched behind

00:19:05.029 --> 00:19:08.190
a woman at Nordstrom Rack and inappropriately

00:19:08.190 --> 00:19:30.849
sniffed her buttocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my

00:19:30.849 --> 00:19:33.849
gosh. Yeah, so Crowder, who's a frequent flyer

00:19:33.849 --> 00:19:36.529
with Los Angeles County, was on active patrol

00:19:36.529 --> 00:19:40.130
for his previous offenses and had his bail set

00:19:40.130 --> 00:19:44.170
at $100 ,000. He needs to be put away for good,

00:19:44.369 --> 00:19:48.569
said one alleged victim. I think it's kind of

00:19:48.569 --> 00:19:58.890
funny, though. A butt sniffer. He's been caught

00:19:58.890 --> 00:20:00.789
multiple. You know what I do? I grab his head

00:20:00.789 --> 00:20:03.890
and just stick his nose right up to my asshole

00:20:03.890 --> 00:20:05.990
and go, here, get a really good sniff, buddy.

00:20:06.150 --> 00:20:11.009
Here, dig in. When we were in our teens and late

00:20:11.009 --> 00:20:15.170
and early 20s, that was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:16.349 --> 00:20:19.250
Yeah, remember we used to bite people. We used

00:20:19.250 --> 00:20:21.710
to bite people on the ass. Remember we'd dare

00:20:21.710 --> 00:20:23.609
somebody, hey, go in there and bite them in the

00:20:23.609 --> 00:20:26.609
ass. They would go like. Harry did that one time,

00:20:26.609 --> 00:20:31.029
and the guy almost beat him up, remember? Yes,

00:20:31.089 --> 00:20:34.609
I remember that. Harry would do anything. He

00:20:34.609 --> 00:20:37.069
was nuts. I love the guy. God rest his soul.

00:20:39.150 --> 00:20:41.849
They were like, Harry, are you crazy? Yes. Go

00:20:41.849 --> 00:20:44.150
bite that guy's ass. Oh, my God. He admitted

00:20:44.150 --> 00:20:47.009
to it. Oh, yeah. I remember when he showed up

00:20:47.009 --> 00:20:51.289
in school. He had papers. He had papers. He's

00:20:51.289 --> 00:20:58.670
like, hey, guys. yeah yeah as a matter of fact

00:20:58.670 --> 00:21:03.910
as a matter of fact i am check this out yeah

00:21:03.910 --> 00:21:12.390
oh yeah yeah i i i miss the guy he was a hell

00:21:12.390 --> 00:21:16.529
of a guy yes yes he was a hell of a character

00:21:16.529 --> 00:21:19.890
or remember he'd get really stoned and he would

00:21:19.890 --> 00:21:22.490
suddenly turn british until he was not stoned

00:21:22.490 --> 00:21:28.339
anymore Yep. He'd just start talking in a real

00:21:28.339 --> 00:21:31.759
heavy British accent that was really good. I

00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:35.240
mean, yeah. But only when he was smashed, man.

00:21:35.299 --> 00:21:37.619
He'd get stoned and just start going, oh, yes,

00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:40.900
chap, I did it. And he would do it perfectly.

00:21:41.259 --> 00:21:43.160
And then you'd tell him about it later. He'd

00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:46.619
go, I didn't do that. Yeah, you did. You did

00:21:46.619 --> 00:21:48.700
do it, Harry. Everyone here saw it, didn't you?

00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:50.700
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't do that. You guys

00:21:50.700 --> 00:21:52.180
are fucking with me. No, I don't believe you.

00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:56.059
And I really believe... Now, my friend, you understand

00:21:56.059 --> 00:22:01.259
the papers. Yes, yes. Or another thing that we'd

00:22:01.259 --> 00:22:03.940
do, we'd supposed to meet up after a concert

00:22:03.940 --> 00:22:05.880
because it was a free -for -all back then, right?

00:22:05.980 --> 00:22:07.539
Whenever you had the money, you could buy your

00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:10.380
ticket. So everyone was somewhere else. And he

00:22:10.380 --> 00:22:12.400
would always disappear for an hour after the

00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:14.200
concert and then just show up at the car out

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.279
of nowhere and he would claim he met that band.

00:22:18.299 --> 00:22:22.720
And I don't think he did, but it was Harry. Who

00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:25.880
knows? I mean, he might have done something so

00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:28.079
astronomically weird that they said, come on,

00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:30.839
man, you got to meet the band. But every show,

00:22:30.900 --> 00:22:33.740
hour later, all said, oh, hey, where were you?

00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:36.859
No, I got to meet the band. No, you didn't. Yeah,

00:22:36.940 --> 00:22:41.420
yeah, I did. Yeah. So then we started doing that

00:22:41.420 --> 00:22:44.200
to him, and he didn't believe it. I go, no, really?

00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:46.539
I was just sitting there, and a guy came up and

00:22:46.539 --> 00:22:49.200
gave me a backside pass. He said, hey, man, you

00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:51.720
look cool. Here, have one. That would never happen.

00:22:51.759 --> 00:22:56.319
It goes to hot chicks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Did

00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:03.220
he go with us to fly off the wall? Do you remember?

00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:08.420
I do remember that ACDC fly on. Me, you, John.

00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:12.779
Yeah. Actually, yeah, I think they pretty much

00:23:12.779 --> 00:23:16.019
shut down just gyms that night. Yeah, and I do

00:23:16.019 --> 00:23:21.500
think he went because, yeah, that's right. Oh,

00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:25.079
yeah. Yeah, yes, you're right. Yep, he did go

00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:27.039
with us. That was a wild night, man. That was

00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:28.980
a wild night. I mean, I'm pretty sure he met

00:23:28.980 --> 00:23:31.180
us at that car that night an hour later and said,

00:23:31.220 --> 00:23:34.000
oh, hey, man, Angus was cool, dude. Oh, yeah,

00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:37.700
yeah. He's about this tall. Yeah, he did. Yeah,

00:23:37.700 --> 00:23:40.200
right. You know who could be a really good butt

00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:42.380
sniffer? That would be Angus Young. He's right

00:23:42.380 --> 00:23:48.480
there. Yeah, good point. Yeah. I'm not saying

00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:51.500
he is. I'm just saying if he was, he would be

00:23:51.500 --> 00:23:53.160
really great at it. I mean, all he'd have to

00:23:53.160 --> 00:23:57.000
do is just troll up there. And he probably wouldn't

00:23:57.000 --> 00:24:08.380
get in trouble. Yes. Okay, okay. I do believe

00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:11.400
Harry was there, but I can't, you know. It was

00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:14.859
an ACDC concert. We were fucking tore up. We

00:24:14.859 --> 00:24:17.079
were there, yeah. We're blasted out of our mind.

00:24:17.140 --> 00:24:22.160
We know this. All right. Visitors to Grand Teton

00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:24.680
National Park in Wyoming responded in a surprising

00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:29.680
way to a wily fox nicknamed the Sneaker Snatcher.

00:24:29.940 --> 00:24:33.279
The New York Times reported on July 17th the

00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:36.039
National Park Service posted wanted signs to

00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:39.240
warn campers that a fox was stealing shoes from

00:24:39.240 --> 00:24:43.019
campsites. But as the total number of shoes ballooned

00:24:43.019 --> 00:24:46.059
to 32, park staff realized people were intentionally

00:24:46.059 --> 00:24:48.980
leaving their footwear accessible to the four

00:24:48.980 --> 00:24:52.359
-legged Jesse James. This is what the article

00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:56.119
said, not me. But anyhow, just in case he visits,

00:24:56.140 --> 00:24:58.339
a video posted on Instagram pleads with visitors,

00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.400
don't bait wildlife with belongings. Feeding

00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:04.000
or encouraging wildlife can put animals at risk,

00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:08.099
the park advised. You know, I didn't know that...

00:25:09.009 --> 00:25:11.750
Raccoons stole footwear, right? But many years

00:25:11.750 --> 00:25:13.970
ago, myself and some friends were at the lake

00:25:13.970 --> 00:25:17.549
when a mutual friend's shoes stunk so bad we

00:25:17.549 --> 00:25:20.569
made him put them outdoors. He never wore socks.

00:25:20.690 --> 00:25:25.690
Oh man, his feet smelled like rotten sewage with

00:25:25.690 --> 00:25:33.930
egg and kombucha or something. His feet and shoes

00:25:33.930 --> 00:25:38.819
smelled like fried ass, for real. and he wasn't

00:25:38.819 --> 00:25:42.359
really great at showering either. So, he put

00:25:42.359 --> 00:25:46.500
his shoes out, and we're pretty sure a raccoon

00:25:46.500 --> 00:25:50.359
stole them. Because the next day, he went out

00:25:50.359 --> 00:25:54.559
there, where are my fucking shoes? There wasn't

00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:57.099
any ring doorbells back then. Pretty sure they

00:25:57.099 --> 00:25:59.000
smelled so bad, a raccoon fucking took them.

00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:09.119
So, and that could be. Yeah, you know what? Somebody

00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:11.200
probably was like, they found the culprit of

00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:12.579
what smelled so bad, and they're like, okay,

00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:17.200
there. Grab those. I got a pit dug already. Hold

00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:18.980
your nose. Bring them over here. Okay, dump them

00:26:18.980 --> 00:26:23.079
in there. All right, start shoveling. Yeah. Yep.

00:26:26.259 --> 00:26:29.099
This is something we would do, Rob. CBS News

00:26:29.099 --> 00:26:31.779
reported on July 25th that an unnamed man in

00:26:31.779 --> 00:26:34.339
Argentina won a court battle against Google for

00:26:34.339 --> 00:26:37.700
harm to his dignity. after the company's Street

00:26:37.700 --> 00:26:39.960
View camera captured him walking around his yard

00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:46.380
naked. The dispute began in 2017 when the man

00:26:46.380 --> 00:26:51.259
and his house, with the house number clearly

00:26:51.259 --> 00:26:54.779
visible, were posted to the Google system. He

00:26:54.779 --> 00:26:57.059
said the images exposed him to a ridicule at

00:26:57.059 --> 00:27:01.069
work and among his neighbors. A lower court ruled

00:27:01.069 --> 00:27:03.890
against him saying he was walking around in inappropriate

00:27:03.890 --> 00:27:07.670
conditions in the garden of his home, but appeals

00:27:07.670 --> 00:27:11.609
judges disagreed and awarded him about $12 ,500

00:27:11.609 --> 00:27:19.049
for the invasion of privacy. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

00:27:19.869 --> 00:27:26.960
Isn't that awesome? He did, and the reason he

00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:28.680
won it, you know why, don't you? Because they

00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:33.519
showed his actual address. And then him. So,

00:27:33.619 --> 00:27:41.880
yeah, people are like... Now, I'm always worried

00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:47.980
that they catch me taking a piss. You're right.

00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:57.410
You're right. Yep. Anyhow, I've got a whole bunch

00:27:57.410 --> 00:28:00.750
more stuff, but man, we're running on 25, 26

00:28:00.750 --> 00:28:03.250
minutes here, so let's get to some of your stuff,

00:28:03.309 --> 00:28:06.430
and then we've got some emails. Okay, yeah, and

00:28:06.430 --> 00:28:09.509
my person's kind of long, and you've got to stick

00:28:09.509 --> 00:28:11.990
with me on it, but you're going to love it. Okay,

00:28:12.109 --> 00:28:35.200
all right. Okay. Yes. In a viral TikTok with

00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:46.059
879 ,100 views, XSBest350 says he's been seeing

00:28:46.059 --> 00:28:49.579
a married woman for about a year. He knew she

00:28:49.579 --> 00:28:53.299
was married and had no qualms with it. Nobody's

00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:56.400
perfect, right? Uh -huh. Yep. Okay. I got you.

00:29:01.349 --> 00:30:10.740
Okay. Okay. Okay. He said he would finance the

00:30:10.740 --> 00:30:14.160
excursion by sending the man money via cash out.

00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:26.099
That didn't sit right with the TikTok. He says

00:30:26.099 --> 00:30:29.079
he found out what restaurant they were going

00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:32.240
to and made reservations for the table next to

00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:36.019
them using the husband's money. He says they

00:31:35.119 --> 00:32:01.200
Interesting. Okay. Okay. Uh, yeah. Yep. Two douchebags

00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:03.240
and microphone in an effort to keep everything

00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:10.460
fresh. We offer you first world problems. What

00:32:10.460 --> 00:32:14.039
in the devil? My bank is really out of calendars.

00:32:14.099 --> 00:32:16.440
What do they expect me to do? Go to Walmart and

00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.240
buy a $3 calendar? This is complete bullshit.

00:32:19.380 --> 00:32:24.539
I am outraged. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

00:32:28.980 --> 00:32:35.809
Is a Pop -Tart a ravioli? Or is it a sandwich?

00:32:36.589 --> 00:33:01.579
I may never know. You want to buy a $50 cheap

00:33:01.579 --> 00:33:04.440
t -shirt that has KC Western Auto Building image

00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.720
on it? We got you covered. Want a barbecue sauce

00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:10.859
gift pack? No problem. Just a mere $40 and you're

00:33:10.859 --> 00:33:13.519
first born. Hurry. You know rubes are jumping

00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:17.359
all over to get to this complete ripoff. Because

00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:21.599
people are cheap. Yes, it's true. Mark is an

00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:24.700
old bastard. It's also true that Mark uses a

00:33:24.700 --> 00:33:27.759
lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like to tell

00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:31.630
you... If you see any pictures of Ibuprofen,

00:33:31.630 --> 00:33:35.130
it's obviously fake, and you're to take the pictures

00:33:35.130 --> 00:33:38.690
and tear them up immediately. The boll weevil

00:33:38.690 --> 00:33:45.309
clap. Read up on that sometime. The boll weevil

00:33:45.309 --> 00:33:48.089
clap, and this old guy that I knew that was in

00:33:48.089 --> 00:33:51.289
Vietnam, I probably should say, well, you know

00:33:51.289 --> 00:33:53.670
what, you can take this part out of here if you

00:33:53.670 --> 00:33:56.029
like it, and we can put it somewhere. But this

00:33:56.029 --> 00:33:58.670
old guy that I knew down the road from me, It

00:33:58.670 --> 00:34:02.069
was in Vietnam. He told me that one day, you

00:34:02.069 --> 00:34:05.230
know, him and a couple of guys got a day off

00:34:05.230 --> 00:34:08.570
from the war. So they went into the nearest town

00:34:08.570 --> 00:34:10.230
to go look for some hookers. You know, they're

00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:12.170
like, you know, if we're going to die, we're

00:34:12.170 --> 00:34:15.150
going to get laid. So, okay. All right. So they

00:34:15.150 --> 00:34:19.690
go in there and I guess the Viet Cong loaded

00:34:19.690 --> 00:34:24.090
the prostitutes full of this stuff called the

00:34:24.090 --> 00:34:29.800
boll weevil clap. Yeah. Oh, it is. So anyhow,

00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.159
he said, you know, they all went and, you know,

00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:34.800
did what they needed to do. You know, they thought

00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:36.179
they were all going to die. So they went and

00:34:36.179 --> 00:34:38.780
they got laid. And the next day, when a guy comes

00:34:38.780 --> 00:34:41.599
in, he goes, oh, my God. He goes, I hurt so bad.

00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:45.619
You know, my fucking dick hurts like hell. My

00:34:45.619 --> 00:34:48.239
stomach hurts. I think I'm going to die. What

00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:51.219
did they do with those damn hookers? So anyhow,

00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:53.739
and he started hurting really bad. He said it

00:34:53.739 --> 00:34:55.980
hurt so bad you could hardly breathe. You could

00:34:55.980 --> 00:34:59.139
feel it in your dick shaft. It hurt so bad. So

00:34:59.139 --> 00:35:02.539
they all go in, and I guess it's like a horrible

00:35:02.539 --> 00:35:05.539
infection. And if you don't get it treated, it

00:35:05.539 --> 00:35:08.300
will kill you. Like, you know, go up your scrotum

00:35:08.300 --> 00:35:12.500
and into your testicles. And anyhow, the only

00:35:12.500 --> 00:35:15.679
cure back then was is they had to take this glass

00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:20.070
rod and shove it in the end of your penis. and

00:35:20.070 --> 00:35:23.989
mash it with a rubber mallet. And then you have

00:35:23.989 --> 00:35:27.329
to physically squeeze all the infection out of

00:35:27.329 --> 00:35:31.530
your penis. I've heard of this. Yes. And this

00:35:31.530 --> 00:35:37.349
took like four hours of mashing this rod and

00:35:37.349 --> 00:35:39.349
then squeezing all the infection out. Because

00:35:39.349 --> 00:35:40.989
if they don't get all the infection out right

00:35:40.989 --> 00:35:43.409
then... It just flares right back up. Yes. Seals

00:35:43.409 --> 00:35:46.510
your pee -pee shut. Yes. Yeah, that was the old

00:35:46.510 --> 00:35:49.510
joke of, you know, if you catch VD, your dick's

00:35:49.510 --> 00:35:52.150
going to turn black and fall off. But there are

00:35:52.150 --> 00:35:54.570
actually STDs. That was the worst case scenario,

00:35:54.769 --> 00:35:57.349
yeah. It actually will turn black and fall off

00:35:57.349 --> 00:36:00.570
because the tissue will die. Yeah, it's kind

00:36:00.570 --> 00:36:05.030
of like a gangrene type of deal, you know, or

00:36:05.030 --> 00:36:08.730
something like that. So anyhow, yeah, he said

00:36:08.730 --> 00:36:14.190
after that, he said, no, no more hookers. Hey

00:36:14.190 --> 00:36:16.909
there, Slap Nets. It's time for the Creeps Music

00:36:16.909 --> 00:36:22.449
News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny

00:36:22.449 --> 00:36:25.849
Rohypnol with your music news. During an appearance

00:36:25.849 --> 00:36:28.409
on July 8th episode of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation,

00:36:28.750 --> 00:36:31.130
Tony Omi spoke about some of his upcoming music

00:36:31.130 --> 00:36:33.590
-related projects, including a full -length collection

00:36:33.590 --> 00:36:35.449
of new material from legendary Black Sabbath

00:36:35.449 --> 00:36:39.190
guitarist. Tony said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth

00:36:39.190 --> 00:36:41.980
.net, Well, at the moment, I was doing my own

00:36:41.980 --> 00:36:43.880
album until Back to the Beginning event came

00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:46.519
up, and then of course I had to stop and concentrate

00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:49.400
on preparing for the Sabbath performance. But

00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.400
I'm continuing next week to try to finish off

00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.860
what I started with this album. And then who

00:36:53.860 --> 00:36:56.019
knows what I'm going to do. It's great, really.

00:36:56.420 --> 00:36:58.900
Because if something pops up, I'll do it if I

00:36:58.900 --> 00:37:01.480
want to do it. Asked if his upcoming album is

00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:04.099
a Tony Omi solo record with guests on it, like

00:37:04.099 --> 00:37:06.559
he's done before with the legendary 2000s IOMI,

00:37:06.659 --> 00:37:10.010
the guitarist responded, at the moment, no. I've

00:37:10.010 --> 00:37:12.050
got one singer on it, which I originally thought

00:37:12.050 --> 00:37:14.590
of different singers, but it started off as it

00:37:14.590 --> 00:37:16.530
was going to be an instrumental album, and it's

00:37:16.530 --> 00:37:19.050
gone from that into a full -fledged Tony Iommi

00:37:19.050 --> 00:37:21.710
project. But then I thought, oh, wait, I want

00:37:21.710 --> 00:37:23.989
to try it with a singer. So that's what I've

00:37:23.989 --> 00:37:27.010
been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was

00:37:27.010 --> 00:37:29.750
your music news. And remember, bar chords are

00:37:29.750 --> 00:37:35.710
bullshit. Sometimes Mark appears to be in deep

00:37:35.710 --> 00:37:38.530
thoughts. Usually he is contemplating whether

00:37:38.530 --> 00:37:40.949
to squeeze it too out or save it up for a better

00:37:40.949 --> 00:37:46.090
place. But I digress. Sometimes he does occasionally

00:37:46.090 --> 00:37:49.349
have a deep thought. Now we look in on his brilliance.

00:37:51.570 --> 00:37:54.769
What if I learned telepathy? And then I tried

00:37:54.769 --> 00:37:57.809
to talk to random people. How would I know if

00:37:57.809 --> 00:38:02.550
they're ignoring me? I guess some questions are

00:38:02.550 --> 00:38:05.090
greater than mankind. Tomorrow morning, while

00:38:05.090 --> 00:38:07.429
grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha

00:38:07.429 --> 00:38:10.369
latte, remember to not get your genitals caught

00:38:10.369 --> 00:38:13.550
in the grinder. It really hurts. And who can

00:38:13.550 --> 00:38:16.690
afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

00:38:20.769 --> 00:38:27.849
Oh, Lord. That man just sawed a puppy in half.

00:38:28.449 --> 00:38:31.269
Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose.

00:38:38.250 --> 00:38:43.250
guy just hit my child. It is okay. I have a clown

00:38:43.250 --> 00:38:47.369
nose. Clown nose. Just put one on and you can

00:38:47.369 --> 00:38:50.510
do anything. Want to run for office? Murder people

00:38:50.510 --> 00:38:54.369
in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone

00:38:54.369 --> 00:38:57.349
laughs. Clown noses are sold at gag stores online

00:38:57.349 --> 00:38:59.030
and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and

00:38:59.030 --> 00:39:10.260
make magic happen. My name is Mark, and I'm at

00:39:10.260 --> 00:39:14.619
the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the

00:39:14.619 --> 00:39:17.460
beautiful, nightly warm of Lake of the Ozarks

00:39:17.460 --> 00:39:23.420
in the Duck Blind studio. All right. Hey, no,

00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:26.719
no, no, no. You guys start coming back with the

00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:28.960
goat. If I'm going to do all that, you guys start

00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:33.119
coming back with the goat. Okay, all right. Next

00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:36.000
time it will be right after my introduction.

00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:39.420
There you go. Your quacker sounds much better

00:39:39.420 --> 00:39:41.420
than it did last week. I just re -listened to

00:39:41.420 --> 00:39:44.960
the podcast on the way home, and I was like,

00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:48.079
oh, man, the quack you did last week sounded

00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:50.900
horrible. Did you hear it on the podcast? Okay,

00:39:50.980 --> 00:39:54.039
dude. You're like, nah. No, I haven't. I went

00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:56.960
back. I was on vacation. Okay, that's cool. Just

00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:59.219
looking at that. Okay. All right, I understand.

00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:03.539
All right, first one. Mark, I looked for your

00:40:03.539 --> 00:40:06.519
Instagram, the food dude. And couldn't find it.

00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.139
And I couldn't even think of the name that I

00:40:08.139 --> 00:40:11.840
had. It was the food dude at Instagram. Okay.

00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.340
This was when I was traveling a lot for work.

00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:20.079
And I always went to coffee shops and got bagels

00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.539
and coffee. And I rated them on Instagram, right?

00:40:23.539 --> 00:40:26.500
Yeah, you told us about that. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't

00:40:26.500 --> 00:40:28.400
think of the name. I couldn't remember what I

00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.599
named it. It's the food dude because I can't

00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.780
find it now. I guess they shut it down because

00:40:32.780 --> 00:40:36.530
of inactivity. I don't know. I'm headed to Massachusetts

00:40:36.530 --> 00:40:38.650
next Wednesday, and remember that coffee shop

00:40:38.650 --> 00:40:41.849
you reviewed? It was in a very old mall, you

00:40:41.849 --> 00:40:44.789
said. I plan on trying their cappuccino and the

00:40:44.789 --> 00:40:47.090
bagel you claim was the best ever. I did claim

00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.269
it was the best ever. I think you said an old

00:40:49.269 --> 00:40:51.730
Jewish grandma made them daily, and she did.

00:40:52.449 --> 00:40:54.929
Do you by chance know how I can find the Instagram

00:40:54.929 --> 00:40:57.090
account, or at least hopefully remember the name

00:40:57.090 --> 00:40:59.869
of the place and where it was located in? Thank

00:40:59.869 --> 00:41:04.250
you in advance, Bobby in Wichita. Yes, I had

00:41:04.250 --> 00:41:06.869
to. I found it. I can't find the Instagram account,

00:41:07.050 --> 00:41:10.070
The Food Dude. I think it's taken down. I haven't

00:41:10.070 --> 00:41:12.329
done it in so long. I mean, it's been five years.

00:41:13.590 --> 00:41:16.050
I haven't rated anything in five years. I think

00:41:16.050 --> 00:41:18.050
they just took it away because of inactivity

00:41:18.050 --> 00:41:20.010
because I cannot find The Food Dude anywhere.

00:41:20.269 --> 00:41:24.010
So I had to look through my old transcripts.

00:41:24.010 --> 00:41:26.829
I used to write them out, right, and then put

00:41:26.829 --> 00:41:29.929
them on Facebook. Or not Facebook, but Instagram.

00:41:30.670 --> 00:41:33.670
So I looked through my old transcripts and I

00:41:33.670 --> 00:41:36.309
found it. The name of the place is Coffee and

00:41:36.309 --> 00:41:39.289
Cotton in Lowell, Massachusetts, right down from

00:41:39.289 --> 00:41:42.949
the historic Luna Theater in the historic Mill

00:41:42.949 --> 00:41:48.769
No. 5 Mall. Enjoy and let me know. So I don't

00:41:48.769 --> 00:41:51.030
know where the food dude is. I think all those

00:41:51.030 --> 00:41:53.730
are probably lost. But I have the transcript,

00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:55.869
so if anyone else needs to know anything about

00:41:55.869 --> 00:42:00.489
any place I raided, like the Italian place in

00:42:00.489 --> 00:42:03.250
Denver that served real Italian coffee, I got

00:42:03.250 --> 00:42:05.510
that. You need anything else, let me know. I

00:42:05.510 --> 00:42:07.530
got them all written down. I got them in a notebook.

00:42:07.909 --> 00:42:13.329
So you can't read the Instagram, but I have all

00:42:13.329 --> 00:42:15.170
the information. So if you remember something,

00:42:15.349 --> 00:42:19.360
you saw something, let me know. Hey, Vacation

00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.800
Whisperer. I guess this is about people and the

00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.980
stuff that I know. That's got to be you. That's

00:42:24.980 --> 00:42:27.679
got to be you. Yes. It's funny because I got

00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.500
the Instagram account, the food dude, and now

00:42:30.500 --> 00:42:33.500
I got a Vacation Whisperer. So anyhow, I'm glad

00:42:33.500 --> 00:42:36.719
people believe me. What do you know about Captiva

00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:39.079
Island? I'm thinking of booking an Airbnb there.

00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:45.420
Rhonda in Maine. Oh, there's our guest cat. Could

00:42:45.420 --> 00:42:53.630
you hear her? Okay. Hey, Madre. Okay. Number

00:42:53.630 --> 00:42:58.289
one. I don't know what's next. Okay. Watch the

00:42:58.289 --> 00:43:00.610
National Weather Service if you go soon. It's

00:43:00.610 --> 00:43:03.130
peak hurricane season, and they did get tore

00:43:03.130 --> 00:43:06.349
up a few years back. They got flattened, but

00:43:06.349 --> 00:43:08.809
everything's built up now again, so you'll be

00:43:08.809 --> 00:43:11.789
okay to go. Just watch the weather. Watch the

00:43:11.789 --> 00:43:16.989
national weather. Number two. I'd wear an enclosed

00:43:16.989 --> 00:43:20.469
shoe while walking on the beach in the morning.

00:43:20.869 --> 00:43:24.130
The no -see -ums are horrible. I about scratched

00:43:24.130 --> 00:43:26.730
all the skin off my foot. I walked the beach

00:43:26.730 --> 00:43:29.730
morning time and was miserable all day. The little

00:43:29.730 --> 00:43:32.329
bastards are out at daybreak and they burrow

00:43:32.329 --> 00:43:36.010
in your skin and you will rip your hide off to

00:43:36.010 --> 00:43:40.309
get it to quit itching. It is horrible. So where...

00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:43.420
Oh, they're horrible. And they're in the sand

00:43:43.420 --> 00:43:45.739
and they jump on you in the morning. I didn't

00:43:45.739 --> 00:43:47.880
know this. I was out there watching the sunrise

00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:51.059
walking in the beach. And I guess that's a no

00:43:51.059 --> 00:43:53.719
-no. And I found out later, you know, someone

00:43:53.719 --> 00:43:57.860
seen me scratching the piss out of my feet. I

00:43:57.860 --> 00:44:00.059
had my sandals moped and sandals on. He goes,

00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:01.940
let me guess, you walked on the beach this morning?

00:44:01.980 --> 00:44:03.860
I'm like, yeah. He goes, yeah, the no -see -ums

00:44:03.860 --> 00:44:06.360
will eat you alive in the morning. He said, always

00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:08.739
wear an enclosed shoe if you're on the beach

00:44:08.739 --> 00:44:13.139
in the morning. Number three, it's the best sunrise

00:44:13.139 --> 00:44:15.159
you'll ever witness. I'm not kidding you. Go

00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:18.860
to the beach when the sun's coming up. Hey, Madre,

00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:22.960
I'm trying to do a podcast here. You hear her

00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:32.000
answer me? Madre, yeah, yeah. I got to get you

00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:39.889
mic'd up, Madre. Jeez. Where was I? My animals

00:44:39.889 --> 00:44:48.389
are quiet right now. She's still bitching. Best

00:44:48.389 --> 00:44:53.349
sunrise ever. I'm serious. Wake up. Jesus. Hang

00:44:53.349 --> 00:44:56.230
on. I'll be right back. Sorry, Lord. I didn't

00:44:56.230 --> 00:45:08.230
mean to say your name. Okay, let's get ready

00:45:08.230 --> 00:45:12.929
to let her out. Okay. Val got to her before I

00:45:12.929 --> 00:45:20.309
did. All right. Oh, we're giving them our premium

00:45:20.309 --> 00:45:25.670
feed. Hey, send us a check. All right. No, hell

00:45:25.670 --> 00:45:28.710
no, I'm not going to. I don't cut anything out.

00:45:28.909 --> 00:45:31.909
The only time I cut something out is if it screws

00:45:31.909 --> 00:45:35.030
up and does something weird. Then I cut it out.

00:45:35.070 --> 00:45:37.360
Other than that. Everything stays, no matter

00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:40.940
how bad it is. We've been telling everybody we

00:45:40.940 --> 00:45:44.000
are ad lib, and that proves it right there. Yes,

00:45:44.019 --> 00:45:47.179
yes, sometimes we sound like shit, but we love

00:45:47.179 --> 00:45:49.400
it. And like I always say, I haven't gotten a

00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:51.500
hate email. You guys are slowing down, especially

00:45:51.500 --> 00:45:56.659
Clint. I mean, hate emails go to the front. I

00:45:56.659 --> 00:45:59.440
cannot express that enough. If you hate us, please

00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.639
write us. Tell us how bad we suck. That's because,

00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:10.039
Clint, I guess so. I guess so. All right. I kind

00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:15.239
of feel jolted. I kind of feel jolted, Rob. I

00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:19.760
do. I mean, he doesn't hate me anymore. I don't

00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:22.860
know. That kind of hurts me. I am getting ready

00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:26.139
to make a trip that way. Just saying. All right.

00:46:26.179 --> 00:46:28.260
Clint, do you want him to bring you some Narcan?

00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:34.340
It's a one -day -only trip. And a flowery...

00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.460
A floral dress and some Narcan. Would that suit

00:46:37.460 --> 00:46:42.099
you good, Clint? Maybe? All right, number four.

00:46:42.219 --> 00:46:46.820
Rent a bicycle. Okay. What? What were you saying?

00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:51.219
Go ahead. Okay, number three or four. I don't

00:46:51.219 --> 00:46:53.000
know which one I'm on. I think it's number four.

00:46:53.139 --> 00:46:55.460
Rent a bicycle and take it all over the island.

00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:58.539
It is well worth it because the island is really

00:46:58.539 --> 00:47:01.099
not worthy of any other travel unless you have

00:47:01.099 --> 00:47:03.679
a golf cart. A golf cart, if you can rent one,

00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:06.119
they're usually all rented. I mean, I don't know,

00:47:06.139 --> 00:47:08.679
people get there early or whatever and rent them

00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:11.300
for a month. I don't know. But it's hard to get

00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:15.380
a golf cart on that island. Grab a bicycle. It's

00:47:15.380 --> 00:47:18.679
fun. You're on an island. I mean, you can stop

00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:21.519
anytime, go to the beach or whatever. But they

00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.539
have bicycles at all the resorts there. They

00:47:23.539 --> 00:47:27.880
all have bicycles that you can jump on and get

00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:32.639
around. I don't know if... oh shoot i forgot

00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:35.380
the name of the place that was it was torn down

00:47:35.380 --> 00:47:39.980
and it's like a giant tent bar right on the beach

00:47:39.980 --> 00:47:42.539
and it's a crab place people go there to eat

00:47:42.539 --> 00:47:45.340
crab and drink i don't know if that's rebuilt

00:47:45.340 --> 00:47:47.239
yet but i can't even think of his name so it

00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:52.019
doesn't matter all right next email rob get to

00:47:52.019 --> 00:47:54.800
lake freeman quick or you'll miss fuck hammers

00:47:54.800 --> 00:48:00.420
tribute to ozzy at the bonfire spot also could

00:48:00.420 --> 00:48:04.739
you bring five Marshall amps, 30 extension cords,

00:48:04.940 --> 00:48:08.539
a guitar tuner, a real Fender Strat, a real Gibson

00:48:08.539 --> 00:48:11.840
Les Paul, any bass guitar, we don't care, you

00:48:11.840 --> 00:48:14.380
can't hear it in Fuck Hammer's live music anyhow,

00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:19.400
a Kiss Alive poster, a bag of Funyuns, a bag

00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:23.219
of Flaming Hot Cheetos, four extra loincloths

00:48:23.219 --> 00:48:26.539
for the band, and ten cases of Natty Light. Oh,

00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:30.030
almost forgot. 20 grams of pure cocaine without

00:48:30.030 --> 00:48:33.449
baby laxative or fentanyl. Mitch, Rob's bestie.

00:48:37.329 --> 00:48:40.690
He didn't even go in and eat. Like I said, I

00:48:40.690 --> 00:48:46.969
am playing a day trip on the 23rd of that late

00:48:46.969 --> 00:48:59.880
in KC. All right. August 23rd. Okay. The rest

00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:03.039
you're going to have to help me out on. Okay.

00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:07.679
All right. I'm going to have a date with me.

00:49:08.500 --> 00:49:13.800
Oh, Mitch. I'm trying to impress her. And I'm

00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:16.559
taking Lake Freeman and Mitch and Clint are probably

00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:26.619
not going to impress her that much. All right.

00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:30.360
And if you do meet up with Mitch, let me know.

00:49:30.460 --> 00:49:33.440
Yeah, let me know before, and we will have to

00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:36.539
sign up. Yeah, I want to meet Mitch. Let me know

00:49:36.539 --> 00:49:40.460
who he is. I will be in the douchebag mobile.

00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:46.699
We are bringing the truck. Cool. All right. The

00:49:46.699 --> 00:49:49.019
douchebag mobile. Look for it. But it's a drive

00:49:49.019 --> 00:49:51.780
up there and back. It's going to be a quick trip.

00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:56.159
Okay. All right. Mark and Rob, you guys should

00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:59.019
look into Rumble for your video. They offer much

00:49:59.019 --> 00:50:02.500
more. Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. I've

00:50:02.500 --> 00:50:05.599
heard a lot about Rumble. A lot of people really

00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:08.800
like them. I know Bubba the Love Sponge is on

00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:12.380
them. There's other shows on there, too, of note.

00:50:14.659 --> 00:50:17.000
It's all been in development. Look, we're going

00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:19.340
at our own pace. We have jobs. We have lives.

00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:30.210
So we'll get there. Right, Rob? Yeah, you may

00:50:30.210 --> 00:50:33.329
not even need faces with it. But once they get

00:50:33.329 --> 00:50:35.070
our faces in, they'll be like, yeah, I'm going

00:50:35.070 --> 00:50:38.769
to go back to audio. Yeah, yeah, let's go back

00:50:38.769 --> 00:50:44.170
to the recording shit. Yep. The next one is for

00:50:44.170 --> 00:50:47.550
you, Rob. Rob, how about a lake event segment

00:50:47.550 --> 00:50:50.550
sometime? Tammy and Sunrise Beach. You know any

00:50:50.550 --> 00:51:11.679
Tammys in Sunrise Beach? I like the idea. I like

00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:16.139
the idea. I, from time to time, bring late news.

00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:23.800
So, yeah. I'll start with a really little one.

00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.940
I will. I think it's awesome. Yeah, that's a

00:51:28.940 --> 00:51:32.340
great idea, Tammy. We appreciate that. Alright,

00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:45.789
that's... Okay. Okay. All right. That is the

00:51:45.789 --> 00:51:48.230
end of the email. So, Rob, you got something

00:51:48.230 --> 00:51:52.710
you want to go into? Yeah, I do. All right. Another

00:51:52.710 --> 00:51:57.329
one you're going to love. I'm sure. A loudmouth

00:51:57.329 --> 00:52:00.829
parrot snitched on his owner by squawking drug

00:52:00.829 --> 00:52:04.630
-dealing slang in a video footage found by cops.

00:52:06.889 --> 00:53:05.750
Yes, I love it. Ha ha ha ha! Okay. Babble snatch.

00:53:06.070 --> 00:53:53.469
Okay. Yeah. Babble snatch. Cops say they also

00:53:53.469 --> 00:53:56.849
discovered piles of gas along with heroin, crack

00:53:56.849 --> 00:54:02.389
cocaine, and ketamine at home. Other videos are

00:54:02.389 --> 00:54:06.530
of review calls between her and Garnett and a

00:54:06.530 --> 00:54:09.269
clip of what appeared to be bricks of cocaine

00:54:09.269 --> 00:54:34.090
with music with the lyric cocaine. Nice. Mm -hmm.

00:54:38.809 --> 00:56:34.530
Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow. Cool. Yeah. Wow. Cool.

00:56:43.550 --> 00:56:48.489
That's fucking awesome. Thank you, Rob. Yes,

00:56:49.389 --> 00:56:54.210
it is. Yep. All right. Let's take our second

00:56:54.210 --> 00:56:57.190
break. Come back and I got a little story here

00:56:57.190 --> 00:57:01.380
and then we'll go back to you. Sound good? Alright.

00:57:01.579 --> 00:57:09.639
Alright, we'll be right back. Hey, good kid.

00:57:09.780 --> 00:57:11.920
No one gives an ounce of shit what you had for

00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:14.360
breakfast. Not even the person on the other end.

00:57:14.500 --> 00:57:17.239
You look like a mentally slow driv yelling into

00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:19.840
thin air all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth

00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:22.679
shorts you out and blows up your eardrums. What

00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:25.760
men consider self -centered dunce. Monty constantly

00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:28.409
coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go look

00:57:28.409 --> 00:57:30.809
back home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably

00:57:30.809 --> 00:57:32.869
forgot the theming because you're too busy looking

00:57:32.869 --> 00:57:37.150
in the mirror all day. Fuck off. Two Dishbags

00:57:37.150 --> 00:57:39.190
and Microphone is the only podcast available

00:57:39.190 --> 00:57:42.789
anywhere with gusto. That's right, I said gusto.

00:57:43.510 --> 00:57:46.110
Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitz beer

00:57:46.110 --> 00:57:49.230
that makes it so damn delicious. So enjoy a little

00:57:49.230 --> 00:58:04.909
gusto with your podcast today. When everything

00:58:04.909 --> 00:58:08.949
is coming your way, you're in the wrong line.

00:58:11.570 --> 00:58:14.809
Hey, everybody, this is Uncle Rob. I'm going

00:58:14.809 --> 00:58:19.250
to give you some tips for life. This is Uncle

00:58:19.250 --> 00:58:24.809
Rob's rules to dick pics. Rule number one, type

00:58:24.809 --> 00:58:28.190
of a pic in someone else's name so if you get

00:58:28.190 --> 00:58:35.760
busted, it's not yours. Complementary to your

00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:41.940
wings and girth. Rule number four. No propping

00:58:41.940 --> 00:58:49.199
of the leg. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very

00:58:49.199 --> 00:58:53.179
important. Have you ever wondered what something

00:58:53.179 --> 00:58:55.420
is or not? Have you ever looked at something

00:58:55.420 --> 00:58:57.519
and said, hmm, I wonder what the origin of that

00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:01.239
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:07.809
The Origin Of. The origin of the goatee. The

00:59:07.809 --> 00:59:09.889
goatee is a beard style that dates back to ancient

00:59:09.889 --> 00:59:13.010
Greece and Rome and is named for its resemblance

00:59:13.010 --> 00:59:16.489
to a goat's beard. The goatee has been worn by

00:59:16.489 --> 00:59:18.429
many famous men throughout history, including

00:59:18.429 --> 00:59:22.469
Uncle Sam, Henry M. Hoyt, and Mr. Spock. The

00:59:22.469 --> 00:59:24.949
gobham was often depicted with a goatee, and

00:59:24.949 --> 00:59:27.530
in medieval and Renaissance art, Satan was depicted

00:59:27.530 --> 00:59:30.610
with a goatee as well. The goatee became popular

00:59:30.610 --> 00:59:34.190
again in the 1940s as a defining trait of the

00:59:34.190 --> 00:59:37.019
beatniks. and jazz musicians. It fell out of

00:59:37.019 --> 00:59:39.760
favor again in the 1960s, but became fashionable

00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:43.380
again in the 1990s and 2000s. The term goatee

00:59:43.380 --> 00:59:46.539
originated in the late 20th century. It was originally

00:59:46.539 --> 00:59:50.139
called a goatee. Ms. Gulkenstein was tired of

00:59:50.139 --> 00:59:52.559
Mark and Toe for making sport of her. Little

00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:55.119
did the douchebags know Ms. Gulkenstein was a

00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:58.139
voodoo high priestess when she was younger. She

00:59:58.139 --> 01:00:01.559
grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

01:00:01.559 --> 01:00:06.159
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

01:00:06.159 --> 01:00:08.199
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:12.380
Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin

01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:17.699
monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen

01:00:17.699 --> 01:00:20.320
in as Rob, the capuchin monkey, tries to sell

01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:23.300
the rest of the capuchin monkeys Amway. Rob has

01:00:23.300 --> 01:00:25.760
always dreamed of becoming a diamond status Amway

01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:49.940
as a capuchin monkey. Little did our hero Rob

01:00:49.940 --> 01:00:53.400
know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's

01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:55.519
Club and became violently pissed off when he

01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:58.280
tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly

01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:00.480
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:21.820
straight. Rob could not sit down. Two douchebags,

01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:23.500
a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

01:01:23.500 --> 01:01:27.840
area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob

01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:31.760
at the beautiful, humble arm of Leslie Ozarks

01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:40.119
in the blind studio. I forgot mine. I had to

01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:43.239
come back with it. All right. All right. Oh,

01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:49.940
okay. All right. Okay, that'll work. There, you

01:01:49.940 --> 01:01:56.320
got an extra one in. Oil bearings. It has been.

01:01:56.480 --> 01:02:03.639
Yeah, it feels good. Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll

01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:07.019
probably do that later. Piss Val off. Just keep

01:02:07.019 --> 01:02:12.260
doing it. Yeah, yep, yep. And also probably piss

01:02:12.260 --> 01:02:16.119
Val off just whenever she's like, hey, what do

01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:20.039
you want to watch? Hey, did you go by the bank

01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:24.860
today like you're supposed to? About that time,

01:02:24.940 --> 01:02:27.039
you know. Probably get a little tired of it.

01:02:28.059 --> 01:02:38.219
Alright. Yep. It's just like my chicken cluck

01:02:38.219 --> 01:02:40.199
I used to do. Someone would ask me something

01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:42.920
serious and I just cluck like a chicken. And

01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:47.960
they get mad. Anyhow, alright. Oil Baron CEO

01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:50.940
claims he was subject of sham swinger rumors

01:02:50.940 --> 01:02:56.159
so rival could steal his job lawsuit. What a

01:02:56.159 --> 01:02:59.440
crude awakening. Haha, get it, oil. The co -founder

01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:02.340
and CEO of a wealthy Colorado -based energy firm

01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:05.239
accused an inner -city company rival of spreading

01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:09.719
sham rumors that him and his wife were swingers

01:03:09.719 --> 01:03:12.980
at a local country club to steal his job, according

01:03:12.980 --> 01:03:19.619
to a lawsuit. of Sentinel Peak Resources in Denver

01:03:19.619 --> 01:03:23.619
was axed by his company in May after being sent

01:03:23.619 --> 01:03:27.360
a memo that he had allegedly exhibited unacceptable

01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:31.159
behavior in the workplace according to the lawsuit

01:03:31.159 --> 01:03:35.400
obtained by Business Den. Okay, here's what I

01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:39.000
don't get about this whole thing here. All right,

01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:44.199
he was something in the workplace. What's that

01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:49.050
got to do with the rumors? You see what I'm saying?

01:03:49.889 --> 01:03:52.750
He says that this guy started these rumors to

01:03:52.750 --> 01:03:56.110
get him fired, right? Well, what they said was

01:03:56.110 --> 01:04:00.989
he exhibited unacceptable behavior in the workplace.

01:04:01.969 --> 01:04:03.969
There's something missing here that they're not

01:04:03.969 --> 01:04:05.949
telling us. Do you get what I'm saying here?

01:04:07.289 --> 01:04:12.449
Yeah, but I mean, I don't think a place would

01:04:12.449 --> 01:04:16.269
fire you just because you are. And I don't think

01:04:16.269 --> 01:04:18.650
they could legally, you know. I mean, they could

01:04:18.650 --> 01:04:23.949
make up something else, yeah. Unless he did something

01:04:23.949 --> 01:04:27.789
on the job. That's what I'm saying here. I don't

01:04:27.789 --> 01:04:29.610
know this for sure, but it kind of sounds fishy.

01:04:30.789 --> 01:04:35.429
Deginsky, I think, was placed on leave, but his

01:04:35.429 --> 01:04:38.250
company board allegedly refused to tell him what

01:04:38.250 --> 01:04:41.480
it was he was being accused of. After an anonymous

01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:44.059
investigation and a probe, he was fired by the

01:04:44.059 --> 01:04:46.659
three other members of the company's board, the

01:04:46.659 --> 01:04:49.659
lawsuit filed last Monday claimed. The former

01:04:49.659 --> 01:04:52.480
oil baron said the decision to fire him started

01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:56.340
from rumors over his sexual proclivities spread

01:04:56.340 --> 01:05:00.500
by jealous co -founder George Chiotti, who took

01:05:00.500 --> 01:05:03.800
over his job as CEO when he was ousted, court

01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:08.980
records stated. Deginsky, what a weird name,

01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:12.219
had several revealing conversations at the Gilmore

01:05:12.219 --> 01:05:14.800
Country Club in Cherry Hills Village where he

01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:17.099
learned that Chiotti spread rumors that he and

01:05:17.099 --> 01:05:19.619
his wife were swingers and had sexual relationships

01:05:19.619 --> 01:05:22.539
with others outside their marriage, the filing

01:05:22.539 --> 01:05:28.960
claimed. Someone doing that? Yeah, I could believe

01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:31.139
that. Someone would do that to gain their own,

01:05:31.320 --> 01:05:34.920
you know, to get gain from it. But I still don't

01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:38.750
understand. The workplace deal. That would be

01:05:38.750 --> 01:05:42.969
slander. Yeah. That would be defamation of character.

01:05:43.449 --> 01:05:46.969
That would be a lot of things. Yeah. Yeah. But

01:05:46.969 --> 01:05:49.010
the thing is, is I want to know that about the

01:05:49.010 --> 01:05:51.349
workplace. Wouldn't they have had it done something

01:05:51.349 --> 01:05:53.050
at the work and it sounded like they investigated

01:05:53.050 --> 01:05:57.849
it? Yes. Well, maybe. Maybe the secretary. Who

01:05:57.849 --> 01:06:01.550
knows? Okay. And then that combined with the

01:06:01.550 --> 01:06:08.360
rumors. Yes. Well, then maybe part... Yeah, that's

01:06:08.360 --> 01:06:14.179
what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't understand the

01:06:14.179 --> 01:06:17.480
lawsuit quite then. Because rumors are rumors.

01:06:17.539 --> 01:06:19.460
I don't think a place will get rid of you because

01:06:19.460 --> 01:06:22.219
there's rumors about you being a swinger. I think,

01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:24.599
I mean, there's a lot of that going on. Anyhow,

01:06:24.699 --> 01:06:29.059
they'd be firing... Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:06:30.500 --> 01:06:35.230
Interesting. It doesn't give any more... information

01:06:35.230 --> 01:06:37.309
that but I'd like to know more information about

01:06:37.309 --> 01:06:39.070
it because I don't know it just doesn't sound

01:06:39.070 --> 01:06:45.949
right on the surface does it yeah yeah I just

01:06:45.949 --> 01:06:49.230
don't think a company would do that because of

01:06:49.230 --> 01:06:53.230
rumors it said unacceptable behavior at a workplace

01:06:53.230 --> 01:06:56.050
so what did he do allegedly at the workplace

01:06:56.050 --> 01:06:58.289
is what I'd like to know but the article didn't

01:06:58.289 --> 01:07:03.250
say anything so all right Rob we turn to you

01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:14.670
Okay. What do you think of that? I'm in. I'm

01:07:14.670 --> 01:07:19.409
in. It's looking to buy two of them to use for

01:07:19.409 --> 01:07:24.690
munitions testing as they will likely soon start

01:07:24.690 --> 01:07:28.329
appearing on the battlefield for documents posted

01:07:28.329 --> 01:07:31.429
by the U .S. government contracting website on

01:07:31.429 --> 01:07:35.289
Wednesday. The pickups are part of a larger order

01:07:35.289 --> 01:07:38.969
of 33 vehicles for live missile fire testing.

01:07:39.980 --> 01:07:44.639
The White Sands Missile Radio in Mexico. The

01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:51.099
contract, huh? Okay. Is this Tesla? Or is this

01:07:51.099 --> 01:07:54.659
a different company, does it say? No, they're

01:07:54.659 --> 01:07:58.840
buying... No, it's the Tesla Cybertrucks. Huh,

01:07:59.059 --> 01:08:01.099
and Trump's supposed to be at odds with them?

01:08:02.380 --> 01:08:14.360
Yeah. Okay. Go ahead, Rob. Okay. The contract

01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:19.119
stipulates that the cyber trucks need only be

01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:22.840
towable, not functional, and their batteries

01:08:22.840 --> 01:08:26.180
must be removed. Oh, come on, that takes out

01:08:26.180 --> 01:08:28.439
a lot. Yeah, you want to see the battery explode?

01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.180
Yeah, you want to see what it does when people

01:08:33.180 --> 01:09:01.409
inside it leave the batteries in it? Yeah. Hmm.

01:09:44.340 --> 01:10:07.140
Okay. sent to the front lines in Ukraine. Kateroff

01:10:07.140 --> 01:10:12.739
later accused Tesla of remotely disabling the

01:10:12.739 --> 01:10:17.159
would -be war machine calling Musk not manly.

01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:55.020
Must have predicted Tesla would eventually sell

01:10:55.020 --> 01:11:01.060
over 250 ,000 a year in 2023, but the automakers

01:11:01.060 --> 01:11:08.399
sold only 10 ,700 so far this year for auto industry,

01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:27.510
consultancy, Cox Automotive. And so our military's

01:11:27.510 --> 01:11:29.890
smart enough to go ahead and figure out a way

01:11:29.890 --> 01:11:34.609
to blow them up. Yes. I love it. That's a great

01:11:34.609 --> 01:11:40.989
story. I love it. I do, too. That is Trump and

01:11:40.989 --> 01:11:48.970
us. Awesome. Thank you, Rob. Sorry to get political

01:11:48.970 --> 01:11:52.869
there. No, you didn't get too political. I mean,

01:11:52.909 --> 01:12:01.020
honestly. Yeah, yeah, you know. Well, my next

01:12:01.020 --> 01:12:04.680
story is anything but political, okay? It's Chuck

01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:07.359
E. Cheese again. Remember I told you there's

01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:11.020
a couple of stories? All right. Chuck E. Cheese

01:12:11.020 --> 01:12:13.619
is in a hotbed of weird behavior these days.

01:12:14.239 --> 01:12:16.600
This week's installment involves a brawl that

01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:20.180
took place on July 26 at a location, again, in

01:12:20.180 --> 01:12:22.640
Mobile, Alabama. I want to go to that Chuck E.

01:12:22.680 --> 01:12:27.550
Cheese there. How much shit's going to happen?

01:12:27.590 --> 01:12:29.529
Credit card stealing brawls. And there's another

01:12:29.529 --> 01:12:32.729
story that I haven't printed out about a Chuck

01:12:32.729 --> 01:12:35.930
E. Cheese mascot again. So I don't know. Is it

01:12:35.930 --> 01:12:39.390
the people they hire? WKRG -TV reported that

01:12:39.390 --> 01:12:41.390
witnesses said about 20 people were fighting

01:12:41.390 --> 01:12:44.149
because a teenage boy got upset about something.

01:12:44.350 --> 01:12:47.229
They started fighting as I was walking by, said

01:12:47.229 --> 01:12:49.590
a girl who was hit in the face. And then they

01:12:49.590 --> 01:12:52.600
punched me on accident. The Mobile Police Department

01:12:52.600 --> 01:12:54.859
is investigating by watching surveillance video

01:12:54.859 --> 01:12:58.479
and reaching out to those involved. Public Information

01:12:58.479 --> 01:13:03.060
Officer Roderick Miles. What a name, Roderick.

01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:06.039
How would you like to be named Roderick? Hey,

01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:09.640
Roderick. How about Ranger Rick? Ranger Rick

01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:13.100
would be cool, but not Roderick. Advise that

01:13:13.100 --> 01:13:15.939
people in such circumstances. trying to do something

01:13:15.939 --> 01:13:18.399
that's going to result in better decisions and

01:13:18.399 --> 01:13:22.199
fighting at a freaking Chuck E. Cheese. I think

01:13:22.199 --> 01:13:25.079
I could agree with that. What do you think, Rob?

01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:29.720
To be honest, back in the 90s, I've seen a couple

01:13:29.720 --> 01:13:32.020
of good fights at Chuck E. Cheese. Did you really?

01:13:33.039 --> 01:13:37.260
Yeah. I saw a good fight at Showbiz. That was

01:13:37.260 --> 01:13:52.180
before Chuck E. Cheese. That would have been

01:13:52.180 --> 01:13:56.500
cooler than hell. It was like a bare knuckle

01:13:56.500 --> 01:14:00.560
fight. Between two moms? Okay, okay. Were they

01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:05.699
hot? Were they hot? Yeah. All of them walked

01:14:05.699 --> 01:14:08.920
away bleeding. Too bad there was not video back

01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:12.100
then that you could carry around. No shit. No

01:14:12.100 --> 01:14:14.859
shit. I would have had it. Oh, hell yeah. Were

01:14:14.859 --> 01:14:21.640
there any clothes ripping? I don't think so.

01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:23.100
You would have remembered if there was clothes

01:14:23.100 --> 01:14:24.960
ripping and they were hot and they were fighting

01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:28.000
and bleeding. You would have remembered. I know

01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:32.479
there was hair flying. Oh, man. Gosh. Too bad

01:14:32.479 --> 01:14:35.739
there wasn't video phones then. That's what I'm

01:14:35.739 --> 01:14:39.880
saying, dude. Man. That sounds like a hell of

01:14:39.880 --> 01:14:41.920
a... Man, I'd just be like, man, I hope this

01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:43.960
fight goes on for a long time. This is awesome.

01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:48.350
That was back in the early 90s. Oh, wow. Yeah,

01:14:48.350 --> 01:14:50.170
yeah, you know, I mean, they were all pissed

01:14:50.170 --> 01:14:52.590
off anyhow. Grunge was big, you know, everyone's

01:14:52.590 --> 01:14:56.189
going around moping. Yeah, why not fight? Yeah,

01:14:56.189 --> 01:14:58.569
I think both of them went away in that curse.

01:14:59.670 --> 01:15:05.949
Even better. Yeah. All right, Rob, we turn to

01:15:05.949 --> 01:15:09.689
you unless you're too tired. It's 9 -12. Yeah,

01:15:09.689 --> 01:15:14.050
I got another one here. All righty. I'm going

01:15:14.050 --> 01:15:33.720
to become a movie critic here. Why not? War of

01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:38.600
the Worlds so far has a 0 % rating on the tomato

01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:44.699
beer scale. Dude, that's bad. That is horrible,

01:15:44.859 --> 01:15:51.060
yeah. Well, thousands of moviegoers have given

01:15:51.060 --> 01:15:56.840
it a 14 % rating on the popcorn beer. That's

01:15:56.840 --> 01:17:00.850
not good either. Oh, fuck that. Interesting.

01:17:01.970 --> 01:17:07.989
Yeah. In adaption to H .G. Wells' classic, 1898

01:17:07.989 --> 01:17:12.170
novel, The War of the Worlds, this version is

01:17:12.170 --> 01:17:16.970
an Amazon Prime production. Hence the Amazon

01:17:16.970 --> 01:17:22.489
commercials. They should have never tried to

01:17:22.489 --> 01:17:25.930
tackle War of the Worlds. Come on now. Yeah.

01:17:42.250 --> 01:17:46.569
Okay. Any relation? Yeah, I was going to say,

01:17:46.590 --> 01:17:52.350
I might get nervous. All right. A surveillance

01:17:52.350 --> 01:17:55.590
expert at the Department of Homeland Security

01:17:55.590 --> 01:17:59.170
and most of the movie takes place on his computer

01:17:59.170 --> 01:18:02.989
screen as he deals with a hacker and an alien

01:18:02.989 --> 01:18:52.550
invasion. That's right. Yeah, that's a good point.

01:18:55.229 --> 01:18:58.569
Sounds to me like they're making excuses. Go

01:18:58.569 --> 01:19:02.569
ahead, what? If it has a zero rating on Rotten

01:19:02.569 --> 01:19:05.250
Tomatoes, I don't know if it'd even be worth

01:19:05.250 --> 01:19:08.390
watching to find that answer out. I don't think

01:19:08.390 --> 01:19:13.189
it would be. It's just like Happy Gilmore, I

01:19:13.189 --> 01:19:15.989
guess, is just okay. And I've had enough people

01:19:15.989 --> 01:19:19.600
tell me that. I've heard that. Yeah, so I'm not

01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:22.500
in any hurry to watch that. This, I can believe,

01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:24.819
is horrible. I mean, just the sound of it sounds

01:19:24.819 --> 01:19:27.840
horrible. You take a classic like that, and then

01:19:27.840 --> 01:19:29.819
you redo it, and you make it ho -hum like that,

01:19:29.880 --> 01:19:32.279
you get what you get. I'm sorry. I mean, yeah,

01:19:32.340 --> 01:19:34.920
it sucks. I'm sure it sucks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

01:19:34.920 --> 01:19:41.079
you're talking about a movie that changed the

01:19:41.079 --> 01:19:47.949
world. Yeah, yeah, something like that. People

01:19:47.949 --> 01:19:54.710
went nuts. They believed it. Yeah. Yes, which

01:19:54.710 --> 01:20:00.050
I always still to this day. I prefer radio to

01:20:00.050 --> 01:20:05.449
video any day. My imagination is so much better

01:20:05.449 --> 01:20:07.989
than what anyone could come up with. I've known

01:20:07.989 --> 01:20:12.590
this for so long. I would rather listen to something

01:20:12.590 --> 01:20:15.829
that's audio. then watch video. That's just the

01:20:15.829 --> 01:20:17.890
way I'm geared. Everyone else, well, you're like

01:20:17.890 --> 01:20:20.430
that too, aren't you? You like audio and not,

01:20:20.510 --> 01:20:24.729
yeah. Yeah, in the mornings when I'm getting

01:20:24.729 --> 01:20:27.630
ready for work, I got my earpod and listen to

01:20:27.630 --> 01:20:29.989
music. I listen to music pretty much all the

01:20:29.989 --> 01:20:38.979
time. Yeah, me. I just watch the news. That's

01:20:38.979 --> 01:20:41.239
about it. Other than that, I mean, when I'm not

01:20:41.239 --> 01:20:43.899
doing new skits and bits that I'm, you know,

01:20:43.899 --> 01:20:46.439
have some new brainstorm or whatever that I want

01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:48.319
to try to get across, you know, and all that.

01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:52.880
I listen to a lot of talk shows that are radio

01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:55.380
only. I always have. I've always enjoyed them.

01:20:55.399 --> 01:20:57.659
It's just like all these stations that carried

01:20:57.659 --> 01:21:02.640
whoever, you know, you know, Bubba, Mancow, all

01:21:02.640 --> 01:21:06.250
those guys. Okay. I would. I'd rather listen

01:21:06.250 --> 01:21:08.909
to them, and when music came on, I shut it off.

01:21:08.949 --> 01:21:14.569
I listened to my own music. So, yeah, that's

01:21:14.569 --> 01:21:16.689
the way I've always been. So, anyhow, I mean,

01:21:16.710 --> 01:21:18.869
I know everyone's not like that, but, you know,

01:21:18.930 --> 01:21:24.409
I get it. What I'm saying is I get it. Well,

01:21:25.270 --> 01:21:28.670
time for shout -outs. Shout -out to Grandma Opal.

01:21:29.470 --> 01:21:31.869
Yeah, I haven't heard anything, so I guess that's

01:21:31.869 --> 01:21:41.890
good news. I have not forgot you guys. I have

01:21:41.890 --> 01:21:45.149
not forgot you guys. I watched some really good

01:21:45.149 --> 01:21:51.550
bare knuckle boxing in Albuquerque. I think it

01:21:51.550 --> 01:21:56.250
was a few years ago. They were in Albuquerque.

01:21:57.590 --> 01:22:02.310
There were some bad dudes down there. And there

01:22:02.310 --> 01:22:11.189
was. Albuquerque when we were when we were going

01:22:11.189 --> 01:22:15.229
to Albuquerque to go to Colorado we met a guy

01:22:15.229 --> 01:22:19.210
that lived there and he said don't ever leave

01:22:19.210 --> 01:22:22.369
your U -Haul alone always have someone in it

01:22:22.369 --> 01:22:25.350
he said people run up there grab it and take

01:22:25.350 --> 01:22:36.029
off Oh, geez. Oh, my gosh. You're not kidding.

01:22:36.189 --> 01:22:39.369
Oh, my God. Yeah, you know, Denver thinks they

01:22:39.369 --> 01:22:41.430
got it going on with their chilies. No, no, no.

01:22:41.689 --> 01:22:44.670
Albuquerque's ten times better. I think I told

01:22:44.670 --> 01:22:47.449
you. Oh, go ahead. I was going down there at

01:22:47.449 --> 01:22:51.510
like $89 .90. You could walk into a Burger King,

01:22:51.750 --> 01:22:55.489
and for 25 cents, you could get a side dish of

01:22:55.489 --> 01:22:58.029
green chilies to put on your burger. Oh, nice.

01:22:58.670 --> 01:23:11.239
Okay. Yeah. We went to this Mexican place when

01:23:11.239 --> 01:23:14.380
we're headed up to Colorado. We're going to Grand

01:23:14.380 --> 01:23:16.680
Junction. My nephew was getting married, and

01:23:16.680 --> 01:23:19.180
Grand Junction is down there in the corner over

01:23:19.180 --> 01:23:21.560
there kind of near New Mexico, kind of near Utah,

01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:26.340
11 miles from Utah. So we go to this Mexican

01:23:26.340 --> 01:23:29.380
place that was traditional, authentic, and go

01:23:29.380 --> 01:23:31.979
in there. And they serviced our dinner, and mine

01:23:31.979 --> 01:23:34.239
was hot. And I knew it was hot, but I didn't

01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:36.199
know it was going to be that hot. I seen all

01:23:36.199 --> 01:23:38.359
of them looking out at the counter, looking at

01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:41.520
Gringo over there, sweating. Oh, they had fun

01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:44.300
with me, let me tell you. And when I asked for

01:23:44.300 --> 01:23:46.659
another ice water, it took them a while to get

01:23:46.659 --> 01:23:50.880
it to me. They're back there watching. Look at

01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:53.899
Whitey over there. Look at that fucker. Look

01:23:53.899 --> 01:23:58.060
at him. Anyhow, I know they had a little fun

01:23:58.060 --> 01:24:00.180
with me and it took me about three hours to get

01:24:00.180 --> 01:24:06.020
that hot out of my mouth. But as hot as it was

01:24:06.020 --> 01:24:09.119
and as bad as it hurt, it was fantastic food.

01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:11.619
I'd go there again and burn my mouth. Well, no,

01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:14.600
not with GERD like it is. But if I didn't have

01:24:14.600 --> 01:24:16.420
GERD, I'd go there again and burn my mouth out

01:24:16.420 --> 01:24:19.960
just for the taste. That's how good it was. Well,

01:24:19.979 --> 01:24:24.659
authentic Mexican is not spicy. No, I know. I

01:24:24.659 --> 01:24:36.829
know. no i know i know after i ordered it i looked

01:24:36.829 --> 01:24:38.590
back there and i seen them all appear and i'm

01:24:38.590 --> 01:24:42.529
like oh i messed up i messed up ordering anything

01:24:42.529 --> 01:24:48.649
spicy at all oh yeah yeah i was in there like

01:24:48.649 --> 01:24:51.210
oh yeah fucking bring it to me i don't care hell

01:24:51.210 --> 01:25:02.369
yeah man fuck hell i used to fucking No, no,

01:25:02.430 --> 01:25:05.350
no, it's true. Yeah, I used to gargle Drano to

01:25:05.350 --> 01:25:07.270
fucking work up for this. You guys bring that

01:25:07.270 --> 01:25:09.149
shit out here. Come on, come on, man. Come on,

01:25:09.149 --> 01:25:13.989
punk. Bring the hottest you got. And they're

01:25:13.989 --> 01:25:17.510
like, sure, no problem, Gringo. Be right there.

01:25:19.010 --> 01:25:21.430
Yeah, that last ice water took them about 30

01:25:21.430 --> 01:25:28.970
minutes to get, bastards. Yeah, so anyhow. All

01:25:28.970 --> 01:25:35.180
right, I guess that's about it, right? All righty,

01:25:35.180 --> 01:25:38.500
everybody, thank you for listening, and have

01:25:38.500 --> 01:25:41.760
a good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.

01:25:43.340 --> 01:25:46.899
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark

01:25:46.899 --> 01:25:49.960
has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:53.600
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:25:53.600 --> 01:25:54.539
your ear holes soon.