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And now to another lead singer 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.620 of Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio. The Unholy 00:01:57.620 --> 00:01:59.780 Scriptures, the complete unofficial chronicle 00:01:59.780 --> 00:02:02.939 of Ronnie James Dio's solo canon by Martin Popoff, 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:06.299 which is set to be released on August 28, 2025 00:02:06.299 --> 00:02:09.439 by Schiffer Publishing. The book is described 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:11.919 as electrifying deep dive into the history of 00:02:11.919 --> 00:02:14.379 the band Dio, exploring their iconic tracks, 00:02:14.620 --> 00:02:17.479 creative journey and enduring legacy based on 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:20.469 decades of interviews and antidotes. It is important 00:02:20.469 --> 00:02:22.569 to note that this is described as an unofficial 00:02:22.569 --> 00:02:25.569 chronicle, which distinguishes it from the authorized 00:02:25.569 --> 00:02:28.889 biography of Rainbow in the Dark. This is Phineas 00:02:28.889 --> 00:02:33.689 J. Baltar S. III. That has been your music news 00:02:33.689 --> 00:02:36.550 for this evening. I have one burning question 00:02:36.550 --> 00:02:39.870 for you all. Do people really skip around the 00:02:39.870 --> 00:02:45.849 Maypole? Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh 00:02:45.849 --> 00:02:53.599 no. It's Island of Horrible Jokes. I put a wooden 00:02:53.599 --> 00:03:17.319 shoe in my toilet. I guess it was clogged. Sometimes 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:20.159 Mark appears to be in deep thoughts. Usually 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:22.500 he is contemplating whether to squeeze a toot 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:26.080 out or save it up for a better place. But I digress. 00:03:27.180 --> 00:03:29.840 Sometimes he does occasionally have a deep thought. 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:35.500 Now we look in on his brilliance. What if I learned 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:38.500 telepathy? And then I tried to talk to random 00:03:38.500 --> 00:03:41.360 people. How would I know if they're ignoring 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:46.449 me? I guess some questions are greater than mankind. 00:03:47.189 --> 00:03:51.110 Your mama's so fat, she makes Godzilla look like 00:03:51.110 --> 00:03:54.729 an etching figure. So you want proof that we 00:03:54.729 --> 00:03:56.729 love you here at Q -Douche Bates and Microphone 00:03:56.729 --> 00:03:59.509 Central? Here's a proof right here. How about 00:03:59.509 --> 00:04:03.370 the drink of the week? Hey, my little bacon bits. 00:04:03.610 --> 00:04:05.330 Didn't you need to get to Smashville pronto? 00:04:05.530 --> 00:04:08.370 Did your friends start without you? We have your 00:04:08.370 --> 00:04:12.849 solution. Adios, motherfuckers. Adios, motherfuckers 00:04:12.849 --> 00:04:15.650 is one stiff drink. It should be used with caution. 00:04:16.829 --> 00:04:19.209 One half ounce of vodka. One half ounce of rum. 00:04:19.370 --> 00:04:21.850 One half ounce of tequila. One half ounce of 00:04:21.850 --> 00:04:24.750 gin. One half ounce of blue curacao. Two ounces 00:04:24.750 --> 00:04:28.170 of sweet and sour mix. Sprite or 7 -Up. Use a 00:04:28.170 --> 00:04:30.709 lemon wedge as a garnish and put in a highball 00:04:30.709 --> 00:04:44.639 glass. Bam. There you go. Two douchebags and 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:46.639 a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:51.800 area at the Talk Is Cheap studio. And I am Rob 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:55.019 at the beautiful nine -angle arm of Lake of the 00:04:55.019 --> 00:05:01.199 Ozarks in the Duck Blind studio. All right, cool. 00:05:01.379 --> 00:05:06.879 Thank you, Rob. You got the point across. Everyone 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:08.819 knows. Everyone knows you did the duck call, 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:20.730 so that's all that counts. Well, I already podcast 00:05:20.730 --> 00:05:23.649 for like four and a half hours today because 00:05:23.649 --> 00:05:27.269 we had a little mishap, and it quit recording, 00:05:27.430 --> 00:05:29.769 so we had to repeat half of it. Oh, it sucked. 00:05:29.970 --> 00:05:34.670 We had to go over everything we did again, and 00:05:34.670 --> 00:05:40.589 we didn't notice it. The podcast, me and Topher 00:05:40.589 --> 00:05:42.350 didn't notice at the city market that it had 00:05:42.350 --> 00:05:44.430 stopped. I mean, it was light outside. It's kind 00:05:44.430 --> 00:05:47.730 of hard to see. So, it kind of sucks. So, it's 00:05:47.730 --> 00:05:49.689 been like four and a half hours of podcasting. 00:05:49.709 --> 00:05:52.970 So, like, you know, I'm going on my fifth hour 00:05:52.970 --> 00:05:57.389 here. So, I hear you about, like, you know, voice 00:05:57.389 --> 00:05:59.389 cracking and all that. Because mine will start 00:05:59.389 --> 00:06:01.470 cracking here before too much longer, I'm pretty 00:06:01.470 --> 00:06:04.310 sure. Oh, yeah. That's because I've smoked too 00:06:04.310 --> 00:06:06.389 many cigarettes this week. I ain't been working. 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:09.060 Oh, yeah. Well, whenever you work, you can't 00:06:09.060 --> 00:06:12.220 smoke that much, so, okay. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:15.759 you got me. All right. There was a new world 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:18.240 record, and Kansas City has a big part in it. 00:06:18.339 --> 00:06:20.579 Did you hear anything about that, Rob? Probably 00:06:20.579 --> 00:06:24.740 not. You've been gone. What? It's a world record, 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:27.759 and Kansas City, it's a new world record, and 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:33.079 Kansas City has a big part in it. Yes. I heard 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:35.899 about that. Okay. I'm sorry. The volume is a 00:06:35.899 --> 00:06:42.470 little low. To me, to everybody else, it's fine. 00:06:42.649 --> 00:06:54.490 To me, it's low. That's up to you. Actually, 00:06:58.470 --> 00:07:03.009 it does help. It helps hearing you. When I can't 00:07:03.009 --> 00:07:08.220 see you, I can hear you. Yeah, you're talking 00:07:08.220 --> 00:07:09.819 about we did something a little bit different 00:07:09.819 --> 00:07:12.560 so you can hear it better. I had to move the 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:13.939 mic a little bit so it's going to make a little 00:07:13.939 --> 00:07:17.259 bit of noise. But, yeah, we're going to work 00:07:17.259 --> 00:07:18.939 on it. We're going to figure it out. The new 00:07:18.939 --> 00:07:27.860 Bluetooth for some reason. One thing or another. 00:07:28.220 --> 00:07:33.209 So Kansas City was. Okay. Kansas City was a part 00:07:33.209 --> 00:07:36.149 of this 515 -mile -long lightning bolt that stretched 00:07:36.149 --> 00:07:42.290 from Kansas City to around Dallas. Yes. Yes. 00:07:42.490 --> 00:07:45.610 Amazing. Yes. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. 00:07:45.689 --> 00:07:47.870 So, you know, there you go. Information that 00:07:47.870 --> 00:07:51.449 could save your life, but probably not. I mean, 00:07:51.490 --> 00:07:54.930 somehow it could, right? Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:07:54.930 --> 00:07:59.689 You never know. So I was... I was trashed over. 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:05.439 Yeah, yeah, it went down. Isn't that something 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.480 to think of that? I mean, in the clouds, it just 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:10.620 like, it flashed all the way down to there. That 00:08:10.620 --> 00:08:13.060 was a huge storm system, you know, that went 00:08:13.060 --> 00:08:15.500 up here, down there. I mean, there's, you know, 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:18.720 it was a massive cold front and one lightning 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.019 bolt, 515 miles across the sky. That's something 00:08:22.019 --> 00:08:27.500 else. So I was texting a co -worker and we had 00:08:27.500 --> 00:08:31.740 a series of texts, right? I ended my part with 00:08:31.740 --> 00:08:34.620 fuck off, right? And then after a big space, 00:08:34.820 --> 00:08:37.639 I put not really in parentheses, right? Just 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:40.440 joking around, right? A minute later, I get a 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:42.799 call. It's my coworker asking me what the fuck. 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.460 I didn't look to see at the text well enough, 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:49.039 but the T on the not really didn't come out. 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:55.320 So it said, fuck off, no really. Instead of not 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:59.860 really. And I'm like, what the hell? What are 00:08:59.860 --> 00:09:02.679 you pissed off about? Did I piss you off? I'm 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:06.419 like, no. I said not really. And he goes, you 00:09:06.419 --> 00:09:10.259 better look at your texts again. I'm like, oh, 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:17.480 shit. So, yeah. Anyhow. I've been texting somebody 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:22.080 since Sunday night. Oh, father, it's been a week 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:34.440 now. That's cool. Sunday to Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. 00:09:37.299 --> 00:09:43.559 Oh, gosh. It will every time. It will every time. 00:09:43.659 --> 00:09:46.340 And then sometimes you mean something non -sarcastic, 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:49.519 but it certainly looks like it when you read 00:09:49.519 --> 00:09:52.240 it. It sounds like, oh, yeah, but really you're 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:57.220 going, oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, here's 00:09:57.220 --> 00:10:08.009 what I've got to do. Okay. At LOL. And then he'll 00:10:08.009 --> 00:10:11.149 pop up emojis and you can have the smiling face 00:10:11.149 --> 00:10:15.789 or the crying face. That's what I've been doing. 00:10:15.889 --> 00:10:22.049 And she seems to understand. Which we have the 00:10:22.049 --> 00:10:25.549 same sense of humor. That's good. That really 00:10:25.549 --> 00:10:30.830 helps. I have not informed everybody yet other 00:10:30.830 --> 00:10:33.720 than you. We'll find out later. All right, cool. 00:10:33.899 --> 00:10:36.200 There is somebody that I'm talking to, by the 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:43.679 way. There we go. There is the scoop. Okay. So 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:46.179 how about another Ozzy story? Why not, right? 00:10:46.299 --> 00:10:48.600 We're on a roll with him, right? We love the 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:50.919 guy, and he's no longer with us. I was listening 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:56.100 to him a while ago. So was I. I just got out 00:10:56.100 --> 00:11:00.179 my Patient No. 9 CD, and I realized now, just 00:11:00.179 --> 00:11:03.120 now, that there's a huge poster on the inside 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:04.799 of it because I'm like, man, this thing's a little 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:08.019 thick. I never, yeah, I never bothered to look 00:11:08.019 --> 00:11:09.840 in there. You know, I just got it, but everything 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:13.399 was downloaded on the computer and in my Jeep. 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.360 So I wasn't worried about the actual physical 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:18.779 copy, right? But I always buy the physical copy 00:11:18.779 --> 00:11:20.879 to have it because it's just my thing. A lot 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:23.379 of people, you know, do that. They want the physical 00:11:23.379 --> 00:11:26.679 copy, not just the downloads. And I was like, 00:11:26.740 --> 00:11:28.940 you know, what the hell is, why is this so thick? 00:11:29.059 --> 00:11:32.100 And on the inlay on the middle, there's a slit 00:11:32.100 --> 00:11:34.120 there and there's a poster inside it. And I'm 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:38.720 like, oh, wow. So it's pretty cool. So I'm going 00:11:38.720 --> 00:11:40.500 to be hanging it up somewhere here in the Talk 00:11:40.500 --> 00:11:44.379 is Cheap studio. It just baffled me because that 00:11:44.379 --> 00:11:47.000 thing came out three years ago. I had no idea 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:50.360 that poster was in there. So, but I'm going to 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.139 go on to the Aussie story. You know, the day 00:11:53.139 --> 00:11:55.200 of and the day after Ozzy's death, musicians 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:59.980 played the songs over one million times. I'm 00:11:59.980 --> 00:12:01.779 not sure how they figured that up, but that is 00:12:01.779 --> 00:12:06.320 an actual statistic. I'm not sure how they figured 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:08.600 that up. But I have a feeling it's probably more 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:12.120 than a million. Topher and I covered... Topher 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:14.559 and I covered the Aussie deal today, of course, 00:12:14.580 --> 00:12:17.480 on the Music Creeps. And it'll be released probably 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:20.100 Thursday because this will be released tomorrow. 00:12:20.259 --> 00:12:22.740 I released the Sports Bastards a few minutes 00:12:22.740 --> 00:12:30.139 ago. So, okay. Christopher agrees with us. Aussie 00:12:30.139 --> 00:12:34.039 is bigger than the Beatles. And not even, it's 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:38.740 not close is what we're saying. Yeah, so, and 00:12:38.740 --> 00:12:41.299 he told me about Alice Cooper doing that salute, 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:44.019 but there's a part of it, he had Johnny Depp 00:12:44.019 --> 00:12:47.100 come out, and when he was leaving, instead of 00:12:47.100 --> 00:12:49.159 people screaming Alice, he had them screaming 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:54.659 Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy as he left the stage. That's 00:12:54.659 --> 00:13:00.019 classy. That's very classy. You know, he wasn't 00:13:00.019 --> 00:13:01.679 worried about his ego. He's like, you know what, 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:06.379 today is that man's day. And I'm giving it up 00:13:06.379 --> 00:13:09.299 to him. So that was really cool of Alice Cooper. 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:13.360 And like I talked to Topher about on the creeps, 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.580 I said, you know, the two guys that made it the 00:13:16.580 --> 00:13:20.200 longest and did the best and, you know, and did 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.259 so well and everybody loves them are the two 00:13:22.259 --> 00:13:24.879 guys without egos. And that's Alice Cooper and 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:27.139 Ozzy Osbourne. Neither one of them had egos. 00:13:27.179 --> 00:13:29.539 And I don't think it's any coincidence that they 00:13:29.539 --> 00:13:41.559 lasted so long. You know? Okay. Okay. You had 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:49.120 Ozzy that lasted to 76. Mm -hmm. You had Hulk 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.580 Hogan that made it to 71. It was all his vitamins. 00:13:53.259 --> 00:13:58.960 Working out every day, yeah. Yeah. Great Facebook, 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:04.000 man. It just said. Yeah, it said choose wisely. 00:14:10.349 --> 00:14:27.210 That's what it looks like to me. Yeah, yeah. 00:14:29.289 --> 00:14:45.679 You know what? I agree with that. But I'm still 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.120 living. I'm doing great. I'm in great health. 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:55.740 Good. You know, so... You know, yeah. There is 00:14:55.740 --> 00:14:58.480 so much to be thankful for that, like, a lot 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:02.460 of people miss that I feel like they could get 00:15:02.460 --> 00:15:04.480 it, they could catch it really easily, but they 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:06.600 have to stop. They have to slow down. They have 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:08.779 to look around. They have to admire the beauty 00:15:08.779 --> 00:15:11.039 that's there that they've never probably noticed 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:15.789 before. That's what I'm... Yeah, it's an amazing 00:15:15.789 --> 00:15:18.450 thing once you come to that self -peace. That 00:15:18.450 --> 00:15:21.090 it's like, you know, I do things my way now. 00:15:21.750 --> 00:15:26.070 And that's it. And I don't care. That's what 00:15:26.070 --> 00:15:29.009 I'm coming into. That's what's making me a better 00:15:29.009 --> 00:15:32.809 person. It always does. It's like a progression 00:15:32.809 --> 00:15:36.029 of people in general. I think it's where you 00:15:36.029 --> 00:15:38.710 go through so many things and you finally realize, 00:15:39.049 --> 00:15:41.129 because life kicks you in the ass so much, that 00:15:41.129 --> 00:15:43.789 like... I'm not doing this rat race anymore. 00:15:43.909 --> 00:15:45.909 I'm going to do what I want to do because this 00:15:45.909 --> 00:15:49.809 rat race has got me nothing. And you've heard 00:15:49.809 --> 00:15:52.990 my story more than everybody else on here has. 00:15:53.210 --> 00:15:56.789 Yes, I know. I know. Yeah. I'm doing great. I'm 00:15:56.789 --> 00:16:01.090 doing great. Yeah. Yep. And it's fantastic. And 00:16:01.090 --> 00:16:05.389 it goes to show you that, you know, you'll be 00:16:05.389 --> 00:16:08.149 taken care of. You know, I choose God, but other 00:16:08.149 --> 00:16:10.090 people might call it something else, whatever. 00:16:10.809 --> 00:16:12.149 You know, I'm not going to argue with anybody 00:16:12.149 --> 00:16:15.149 about religion, whatever. You believe whatever. 00:16:15.269 --> 00:16:17.929 If you think of stuffed dolls, whatever. So, 00:16:17.929 --> 00:16:23.370 okay. A higher power. A higher power, yes. And 00:16:23.370 --> 00:16:26.769 I do believe my feelings are is let go and let 00:16:26.769 --> 00:16:29.250 God is one of the best sayings ever. Because 00:16:29.250 --> 00:16:32.950 it's like, give it to God. So much stronger. 00:16:33.129 --> 00:16:35.789 So much stronger. So much better. So much, you 00:16:35.789 --> 00:16:39.590 know, unimaginable how much more of, you know. 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:43.919 of everything that that is you know we're just 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:47.159 mere you know a human just a human you give it 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:50.019 to him you give it to the powerfulest entity 00:16:50.019 --> 00:16:54.820 ever you know and say here well if you think 00:16:54.820 --> 00:16:58.039 about how much we've stressed on stuff yes and 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:01.580 then we said okay yeah let's give it to god yeah 00:17:01.580 --> 00:17:06.890 thanks guys so much hey that's how I got out 00:17:06.890 --> 00:17:08.849 of my old job. I was miserable at, you know, 00:17:08.869 --> 00:17:10.769 I'd done it for so many years and I loved it 00:17:10.769 --> 00:17:13.410 for so many years, but it came to a point where 00:17:13.410 --> 00:17:16.470 they were trying to, in my opinion, they were 00:17:16.470 --> 00:17:19.650 trying to run me out and they pretty much did. 00:17:20.170 --> 00:17:23.609 And it's fine because I landed better and I'm 00:17:23.609 --> 00:17:26.349 happy and I love where I'm at. And I probably, 00:17:26.430 --> 00:17:28.769 I couldn't do that type of work right now. Anyhow, 00:17:28.789 --> 00:17:31.230 if I wanted to, I'm too beat up from working 00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:43.299 like that my whole life, you know? yes we're 00:17:43.299 --> 00:17:47.059 just talking about that before the podcast yeah 00:17:47.059 --> 00:17:51.779 um there comes a point in your life where me 00:17:51.779 --> 00:17:53.859 i you know i was going to work one day and i 00:17:53.859 --> 00:17:57.019 go i fucking hate this now i fucking hate it 00:17:57.019 --> 00:18:00.099 so i was like you know i know what to do i said 00:18:00.099 --> 00:18:02.859 you know god if i'm supposed to be here keep 00:18:02.859 --> 00:18:05.000 me here but if not put me where i'm supposed 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:07.920 to be It wasn't that much longer, and I was not 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:11.319 there anymore. And I can't say it was all them 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:14.339 either. It was a lot of me. Look, I make fun 00:18:14.339 --> 00:18:16.799 of them. I don't ever say their name or nothing, 00:18:16.839 --> 00:18:18.720 so they're not going to be like, oh, they're 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:21.480 fucking, you know, or anything like that. They 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.960 know who they are, and I know who they are, and 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:27.660 that's all that counts. But I had a lot to do 00:18:27.660 --> 00:18:30.559 with it too, to be quite honest. I wasn't working. 00:18:39.320 --> 00:19:02.400 That's my mom. That's my mom. They got to Ozzy, 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:04.180 and they asked him who he liked listening to, 00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:07.599 and he said ABBA. No other rock star would dare 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:11.140 say that. It would ruin their image. ABBA. He 00:19:11.140 --> 00:19:14.640 liked ABBA. I heard him say that himself. And 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:18.660 I was like, right on, you know? And that's so 00:19:18.660 --> 00:19:21.240 true. He was so genuine. He's like... I don't 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:24.019 give a shit. I like ABBA. So, you know, you don't 00:19:24.019 --> 00:19:26.640 have to like them. I like them. Everyone else 00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:28.480 was worried about saying something like that. 00:19:28.559 --> 00:19:30.240 You know, you might go home and listen to Lawrence 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:34.539 Welk. Google it if you're younger. Okay. But 00:19:34.539 --> 00:19:36.940 they wouldn't say it because of their rock and 00:19:36.940 --> 00:19:39.259 roll image. But Ozzy didn't care. He's like, 00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:41.480 oh, I like ABBA. Yeah, they're pretty good. And 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:44.599 he knew it wouldn't mean anything as Ozzy. You 00:19:44.599 --> 00:19:47.680 know, it was so genuine he wouldn't even lie 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:49.539 about something like that. He's just like, yeah, 00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:53.250 here I am. You know, he was always transparent 00:19:53.250 --> 00:19:56.269 about everything. You know, yeah, I got really 00:19:56.269 --> 00:19:58.730 fucked up and, you know, I tried to kill my wife. 00:19:58.849 --> 00:20:02.250 You know, the voices told him to do it or something. 00:20:02.329 --> 00:20:04.329 You know, there's a lot of stuff that happened 00:20:04.329 --> 00:20:06.990 that could have been very embarrassing, but he 00:20:06.990 --> 00:20:09.329 accepted it. You know, hey, you know, I did it. 00:20:09.349 --> 00:20:12.250 It was my fault. The transparency really helped 00:20:12.250 --> 00:20:16.309 him too. Gene also mentioned that all of the 00:20:16.309 --> 00:20:19.839 other rockers sing. with her gruff voice to sound 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:22.759 heavier, where Ozzy just sang like himself, and 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.059 it was perfect. He was a very melodic singer, 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:27.680 and I agree with that. You know, Ozzy didn't 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:30.660 have to put on a different voice, okay? Let's 00:20:30.660 --> 00:20:34.440 compare him to Dio, okay? They both sang with 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:36.980 Sabbath. Dio replaced Ozzy when they kicked him 00:20:36.980 --> 00:20:41.599 out. Dio had a voice that he had to have a lot 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:46.180 of umph and gruff to, to sing. He had a certain 00:20:46.180 --> 00:20:48.799 way of he had to do it. Ozzy just came out there 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:51.480 and sang just like how he did. And it was great. 00:20:51.619 --> 00:20:53.859 And people loved it. And people responded to 00:20:53.859 --> 00:20:57.859 it very well. So Gene Simmons, those were really 00:20:57.859 --> 00:21:04.099 good remarks. And really true. Very true remarks 00:21:04.099 --> 00:21:06.380 that he did. And I really appreciated the article 00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:08.839 that I read. You can look it up. You can read 00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:12.640 Gene Simmons' comments on Ozzy Osbourne or something 00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:14.859 like that. It's brand new. It came out, I think 00:21:14.859 --> 00:21:17.259 it might have been Guitar World. Something like 00:21:17.259 --> 00:21:20.619 that. So, it's a really good article. It goes 00:21:20.619 --> 00:21:23.740 way into much more in -depth than I'm going to 00:21:23.740 --> 00:21:26.480 because it would take too long. But that's the 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:29.960 part that I wanted to bring to you. So, you got 00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:33.259 anything to add to that, Rob? No, not really. 00:21:33.779 --> 00:21:36.900 Okay. You think Gene made some great points? 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:41.259 Yes, I do. I do. I think he makes awesome points. 00:21:41.660 --> 00:21:45.619 Yeah, he really does. And I like the clarity 00:21:45.619 --> 00:21:47.740 that he provided with it. You know, he didn't 00:21:47.740 --> 00:21:50.400 just go, oh, you know, he's a great guy. He gave 00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:54.259 great examples like ABBA and how other, you know, 00:21:54.259 --> 00:21:56.359 he even said himself, he goes, you know, I have 00:21:56.359 --> 00:21:58.200 to sing with Gruff. He goes, I can't sing with 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:01.059 my regular voice. It just doesn't work. He said, 00:22:01.099 --> 00:22:04.359 I got to get up there and go, you know, where 00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:06.759 he said Ozzy never did that. He just came out 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:11.279 with his own voice and it worked. So, I move 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:13.259 on. I know we've talked about Ozzy a hell of 00:22:13.259 --> 00:22:15.339 a lot, you know, and there might be some people 00:22:15.339 --> 00:22:17.099 that aren't so much into him, and you're like, 00:22:17.180 --> 00:22:20.799 oh, here they go again. So, all right. So, for 00:22:20.799 --> 00:22:23.640 some reason... We're Ozzy fans. That's what we 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:26.859 do. Yeah, I kind of think of it like this. Sorry. 00:22:27.259 --> 00:22:29.720 Every show that I've ever listened to had something 00:22:29.720 --> 00:22:32.859 I didn't care for, but I weathered it because 00:22:32.859 --> 00:22:35.740 I liked the show. So, it's no different here. 00:22:36.500 --> 00:22:40.079 All right. That's all Ozzy does. Yeah. Yep, so 00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:42.920 I think that most people understand, and I think 00:22:42.920 --> 00:22:45.420 most people probably had some sort of fondness 00:22:45.420 --> 00:22:49.660 towards them. It sure seems like it. Okay, for 00:22:49.660 --> 00:22:52.220 some reason, my front yard camera on the rail 00:22:52.220 --> 00:22:54.720 of the porch keeps thinking a squirrel is a vehicle. 00:22:57.819 --> 00:23:03.900 I know, I'm like, what? It's probably different 00:23:03.900 --> 00:23:06.279 squirrels. I don't know. But anyhow, so I'm at 00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:08.099 work and he gives me an alert about a vehicle 00:23:08.099 --> 00:23:10.240 observed. And I'm thinking, what the hell is 00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:16.000 a car doing in my front yard? So I get to looking 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.980 at it and I'm like, that's a fucking squirrel. 00:23:18.339 --> 00:23:23.220 That is not a car. I don't know how to get it 00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:27.940 to stop. No, it's funnier than hell, actually. 00:23:28.180 --> 00:23:31.819 I don't know how to get it to stop thinking that. 00:23:33.020 --> 00:23:35.460 the squirrel's a vehicle. Because I keep getting 00:23:35.460 --> 00:23:37.559 these alerts, vehicle in your front yard, and 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:40.119 I'm like, no, it's a squirrel. One of these days, 00:23:40.140 --> 00:23:41.660 someone's going to run in my front yard and run 00:23:41.660 --> 00:23:42.980 into a tree, and I'm going to go, oh, it's a 00:23:42.980 --> 00:23:48.339 squirrel. And it's really going to happen. Yeah, 00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:51.240 how do you get this camera to know the difference 00:23:51.240 --> 00:24:00.079 between a squirrel and a car? So I'm like, what 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:05.029 the hell? Anyhow, so have you been having cold 00:24:05.029 --> 00:24:07.329 nights there, like really chilly nights? We had 00:24:07.329 --> 00:24:13.569 59 degrees one night. Yeah, we've been getting 00:24:13.569 --> 00:24:16.650 a little chilly. But we're heating up tomorrow, 00:24:16.890 --> 00:24:19.250 or day after tomorrow, Tuesday, we're heating 00:24:19.250 --> 00:24:24.529 up. Okay, okay. Yeah, it's been chilly. Yeah, 00:24:24.529 --> 00:24:28.920 yeah. So it went from 107. heat index one day 00:24:28.920 --> 00:24:33.299 and this is a 515 volt mile light lightning that 00:24:33.299 --> 00:24:39.339 it was a part of this storm system so it did 00:24:39.339 --> 00:24:43.299 it went from 107 heat index and a lot of places 00:24:43.299 --> 00:24:46.279 read 110 but the official i think was 107 at 00:24:46.279 --> 00:24:50.240 kci um but it was like 110 or greater in downtown 00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:52.559 and some other surrounding areas i think at least 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:56.880 somebody had 112 for whatever reason um so We 00:24:56.880 --> 00:25:02.940 went from that to 59 degrees. Oh, damn. Yeah, 00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:06.000 59 degrees that night. You'd be colder than us. 00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:08.740 Yeah. You'd be colder than us. Yeah, you guys 00:25:08.740 --> 00:25:11.240 have been mid -60s, I think. We were down to 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:16.440 59. And it's just, I mean, it's just, it's like, 00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:19.859 I just suddenly realized, we got about a month 00:25:19.859 --> 00:25:23.220 and a half of summer left at best. I'm not ready. 00:25:23.460 --> 00:25:25.460 I'm trying to fix your heater. I'm not ready 00:25:25.460 --> 00:25:28.500 for winter. I am not ready for winter. You know, 00:25:28.500 --> 00:25:30.680 instead of wearing shorts to bed, I got to fucking 00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:33.259 wear like pajamas now. But it's going to warm 00:25:33.259 --> 00:25:35.920 up again. So, you know, check with me next week. 00:25:35.940 --> 00:25:37.779 I'll probably be damning the weather, you know, 00:25:37.779 --> 00:25:40.559 on the other way going, it's too damn hot. So, 00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:44.000 I want to go into a couple of stories here real 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.279 quick. I think you'll really appreciate this, 00:25:46.299 --> 00:25:50.220 Rob. Now listen to it, okay? Because we know 00:25:50.220 --> 00:25:52.400 some of the gags we used to play, right? You 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.779 know, like we used to piss and, you know, pop 00:25:54.779 --> 00:25:56.900 cans and have people drink them accidentally 00:25:56.900 --> 00:26:00.859 and all that good stuff. Several victims reported 00:26:00.859 --> 00:26:03.579 on July 19th that they had been subject to an 00:26:03.579 --> 00:26:07.119 involuntary golden shower at the landing in St. 00:26:07.299 --> 00:26:13.859 Petersburg, Florida. Yeah, just involuntary golden 00:26:13.859 --> 00:26:16.759 shower. The smoking gun reported that 30 -year 00:26:16.759 --> 00:26:20.000 -old Matthew Day entered the rooftop bar and 00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:22.359 urinated from the balcony onto the sidewalk, 00:26:22.619 --> 00:26:25.660 according to police, with a urine striking people 00:26:25.660 --> 00:26:30.539 on the ground. Security officers saw the incident 00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:33.480 and showed Day the door. He was charged with 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:36.660 disorderly conduct and released on $500 bond. 00:26:37.819 --> 00:26:40.829 See, Rob, we're way ahead of our time. We used 00:26:40.829 --> 00:26:43.670 to hide piss in Coke cans, piss on people when 00:26:43.670 --> 00:26:46.609 they're drunk. You know, we were the forefathers 00:26:46.609 --> 00:26:50.109 of pee, Rob. Yeah. Yeah, I'm proud of us. That's 00:26:50.109 --> 00:26:53.289 how they learned it was through us. We are the 00:26:53.289 --> 00:26:56.150 renegades of piss. That's what we are. Yes, yes. 00:26:56.329 --> 00:27:01.009 I'm very proud. What about you? Well, which we 00:27:01.009 --> 00:27:03.789 learned it from Ozzie, who pissed on the Alamo, 00:27:03.970 --> 00:27:10.040 so. Yeah, and he also pissed on the ground. Keep 00:27:10.040 --> 00:27:12.680 doing it. I'm sure it's pissing someone off. 00:27:15.319 --> 00:27:22.279 Yes. Neil Hopper. Oh, by the way, we are the, 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:26.059 we are the favorite podcast of the afterlife. 00:27:26.220 --> 00:27:28.180 So I'm pretty sure Ozzy's listening to us right 00:27:28.180 --> 00:27:33.759 now. So Neil Hopper, 49, a vascular surgeon from 00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:37.410 Trujo. I think that's how it's pronounced. It's 00:27:37.410 --> 00:27:40.529 a very weird spelling. Odd. England has been 00:27:40.529 --> 00:27:42.569 the subject of a two and a half year investigation 00:27:42.569 --> 00:27:45.750 after he allegedly tried to defund two insurance 00:27:45.750 --> 00:27:49.069 companies. The Guardian reported on July 23rd. 00:27:49.950 --> 00:27:53.349 Devon and Cornell police said that in 2019, he 00:27:53.349 --> 00:27:56.950 made a false representation to insurers, namely 00:27:56.950 --> 00:28:00.329 the injuries to his legs that were a result of 00:28:00.329 --> 00:28:04.339 sepsis and were not self -inflicted. Hopper's 00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:08.220 accused of, instead of having sepsis and saying 00:28:08.220 --> 00:28:11.079 that he got this somehow else, he's accused of 00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:14.140 amputating his own legs in a scheme hoping to 00:28:14.140 --> 00:28:17.779 gain $320 ,000 from one insurance company and 00:28:17.779 --> 00:28:23.000 $314 ,000 from the other insurance company. Before 00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.519 his legal problems, he was shortlisted in the 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.559 European Space Agency search for an astronaut 00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:33.140 with a disability. He was scheduled to reappear 00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:39.640 in court on August 26th. He amputated his own 00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:43.299 legs to try to get roughly $600 ,000 in change. 00:28:44.500 --> 00:28:51.619 And he was a doctor. Okay. You got anything you 00:28:51.619 --> 00:28:53.779 want to add to that? I don't know what to say. 00:28:54.019 --> 00:29:03.980 No. I don't know what you can add to that. Other 00:29:03.980 --> 00:29:20.079 than dumbass? That's all we could add. Is it? 00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:32.740 And there's so many different parts of it that 00:29:32.740 --> 00:29:37.480 I saw. There was just the scenes from it, the 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:42.259 trailer. Which I read Liam Neeson was playing 00:29:42.259 --> 00:29:46.440 his part. Yeah, which is surprising, but I guess 00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:50.039 he does really good in it. That's what I hear. 00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:53.259 Yeah, I'm reading it, so I'm going to watch it. 00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:56.500 Yeah, I'm going to watch it too. I heard Caddyshack 00:29:56.500 --> 00:29:59.279 2 is fair from a lot of people that I trust. 00:30:00.059 --> 00:30:02.839 And it's on Netflix, so you can go watch it right 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.500 now. I'm waiting because, to me, if it's just 00:30:06.500 --> 00:30:09.920 fair, I'll get to it when I get to it, you know. 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:17.900 Yeah. So, anyhow. Yeah, I'm going to watch it, 00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.680 but I'm in no hurry because I've already been 00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:25.059 forewarned. However, Travis Kelsey's part in 00:30:25.059 --> 00:30:27.619 it is hilarious. according to everyone that said 00:30:27.619 --> 00:30:30.660 the movie was so -so. So I will watch it, if 00:30:30.660 --> 00:30:34.640 nothing else, for that. The South Florida Water 00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:36.779 Management District is working with the University 00:30:36.779 --> 00:30:39.819 of Florida to develop a new strategy for managing 00:30:39.819 --> 00:30:44.740 invasive pythons in the Everglades. WFLA -TV 00:30:44.740 --> 00:30:49.900 reported on July 23rd, solar -powered toy bunnies 00:30:49.900 --> 00:30:53.900 that emit heat and are equipped with cameras. 00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:56.980 and they're alerting staff to python activity, 00:30:57.299 --> 00:31:00.259 which sends them out to capture and euthanize 00:31:00.259 --> 00:31:06.940 the snakes. Isn't that something? Robot snakes, 00:31:07.259 --> 00:31:12.980 or no, robot rabbits that produce heat are getting 00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:16.950 pythons to follow them for food. And then they're 00:31:16.950 --> 00:31:19.049 not food, and then they come up and they kill 00:31:19.049 --> 00:31:21.369 them because the pythons are such an invasive 00:31:21.369 --> 00:31:24.809 species, they have no choice. The python is going 00:31:24.809 --> 00:31:28.309 to destroy the Everglades if they don't do something 00:31:28.309 --> 00:31:34.170 about it. And then also they already tore down 00:31:34.170 --> 00:31:36.630 a bunch of the Everglades for sugar cane fields 00:31:36.630 --> 00:31:39.569 and other things like that too. Speaking of sugar 00:31:39.569 --> 00:31:42.589 cane fields, Coca -Cola in fall is coming out 00:31:42.589 --> 00:31:44.849 with their sugar cane version. So you can get 00:31:44.849 --> 00:31:47.710 the corn syrup if you want, or you can get the 00:31:47.710 --> 00:31:50.910 real cane sugar version of Coca -Cola coming 00:31:50.910 --> 00:31:56.309 in fall sometime this year. So I have more, but 00:31:56.309 --> 00:32:01.509 you know what? We're already... 27 minutes steep, 00:32:01.650 --> 00:32:06.250 so let's go to you, Rob. All right. I got a new 00:32:06.250 --> 00:32:10.309 Branson attraction for you, Mark. Okay. All right. 00:32:10.730 --> 00:32:18.230 If you notice, I'm laughing. Yes. Branson's Nightlife 00:32:18.230 --> 00:32:22.230 scene just got surprising. Just got a surprising 00:32:22.230 --> 00:32:26.910 new addition with the opening of Silver Seduction. 00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:35.880 Okay. Okay. Okay. The city's first strip club 00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:45.680 featuring performers age 70 and up. Oh. See what 00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:49.240 I'm laughing at. Silver seduction. I get it now. 00:33:07.500 --> 00:33:12.700 Private lab dancers. They're going to break hips. 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:34.579 They're going to break their fucking hips. That 00:33:34.579 --> 00:33:37.160 would be, okay, I think that's going to do well 00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.160 for a while because that's such a novelty. Anyone 00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.859 going to Branson is going to drop by there just 00:33:42.859 --> 00:33:46.319 to go there and say they've been there. I want 00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:50.000 to go. I want to go. I want to see this. I want 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.079 to see this. Because I'm weird like that. Because 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:55.099 I'm weird like that. No, me too. Yeah, I don't 00:33:55.099 --> 00:33:56.940 know about getting a lap dance, but I definitely 00:33:56.940 --> 00:33:59.400 want to go see this and go, oh my gosh, this 00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:05.089 is nuts. Is it open already or does it say when 00:34:05.089 --> 00:34:42.079 it opens? Wow. This is real. Silver seduction. 00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.500 This is real. Hang on. Oh, man. Hold the fucking 00:34:45.500 --> 00:34:50.260 phone. Hold the phone. Hang on. Hang on. Oh, 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:55.099 shit. Why did it do that? Okay. Just for a fun 00:34:55.099 --> 00:34:59.460 night, I'm going to France. Oh, my gosh. Silver 00:34:59.460 --> 00:35:13.050 seduction, right? Oh, my gosh. Oh my gosh. It 00:35:13.050 --> 00:35:22.550 is real. It is real. Yes. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. 00:35:22.570 --> 00:35:25.070 How do we start to show up like that? I say we 00:35:25.070 --> 00:35:33.610 go to it. I say we do a podcast from there. Let's 00:35:33.610 --> 00:35:38.400 do it. Yep. Yep. It's like anything, you know, 00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:41.500 a chef has to try his own meals outright. So 00:35:41.500 --> 00:35:43.000 I think we're going to have to go there and get 00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:45.059 a lap dance and report back how good it was. 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:48.480 No, no, no, no. If we go down over the podcast, 00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:51.820 I guarantee you I end up with three or four dates. 00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:57.300 I'd be like, and right now Rob is busy. He's 00:35:57.300 --> 00:35:59.940 getting the rub down from a 78 -year -old in 00:35:59.940 --> 00:36:06.610 great health. Yes, yes. And they will love that, 00:36:06.650 --> 00:36:16.429 too. Oh, my gosh. Look it up, people. Silver 00:36:16.429 --> 00:36:20.050 Seduction. I didn't have to put in Branson because 00:36:20.050 --> 00:36:22.610 I go to Branson webpages all the time. Yeah, 00:36:22.610 --> 00:36:26.710 Branson, Missouri. Yeah. Because there are some 00:36:26.710 --> 00:36:29.630 other Silver Seduction pages that are selling, 00:36:29.630 --> 00:36:33.500 like, bracelets and stuff you want to. You want 00:36:33.500 --> 00:36:37.480 to go Branson Area Breaking News, the Senior 00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:45.760 Citizen Strip Club. Wow. I want to go so bad. 00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:53.179 Pretty freaking cool. All right. Okay. Let's 00:36:53.179 --> 00:36:57.500 go to break. All right. Do you want to take our 00:36:57.500 --> 00:37:00.019 first break and come back with some? Yeah, let's 00:37:00.019 --> 00:37:04.869 go to break. Okay, and we have some emails. So, 00:37:04.969 --> 00:37:11.949 we'll be right back. Good deal. Good deal. And 00:37:11.949 --> 00:37:14.949 now we look in on the adventures of the technical 00:37:14.949 --> 00:37:18.730 explanation guy. Oh, my. Would you look at the 00:37:18.730 --> 00:37:22.329 rightly scattering? It sure is brilliant tonight. 00:37:23.170 --> 00:37:26.590 First off, you're on private property. Second, 00:37:26.869 --> 00:37:30.429 you're in my flower garden. Third. If you're 00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:33.309 talking about the sunset, yes, it is stunning. 00:37:33.550 --> 00:37:36.849 And finally, would you get the hell off my property, 00:37:36.949 --> 00:37:41.369 you annoying fucking bastard? Two douchebags, 00:37:41.449 --> 00:37:43.429 a microphone, and an effort to keep everything 00:37:43.429 --> 00:37:49.429 fresh. We offer you first world problems. Man, 00:37:49.429 --> 00:37:52.650 my internet is so slow. This is bullshit. How 00:37:52.650 --> 00:37:54.969 am I supposed to browse or get on TikTok with 00:37:54.969 --> 00:37:58.769 slow internet? I'm so pissed off right now. I 00:37:58.769 --> 00:38:01.880 don't know what to do. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, 00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:09.239 this is Dash Riptide, your music news. Graham 00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:11.239 Bonnet Band is currently working on their fourth 00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:14.219 album. Graham said it's very possible Bruce Dickinson 00:38:14.219 --> 00:38:16.579 might guest on a song or two on his new album. 00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:19.440 Bruce is a big fan of Graham's ever since his 00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:22.800 days in Rainbow. Two fantastic lead singers in 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:25.280 one song kind of reminds me of Deep Purple's 00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:28.039 Mark III lineup with Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale. 00:38:28.619 --> 00:38:31.800 This should be pretty damn good. We will see. 00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:35.880 This is Gash Riptine, and that was your music 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:38.960 news. If it's too loud, you probably have ear 00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:48.380 damage, just like me. Have you ever wondered 00:38:48.380 --> 00:38:50.599 what something came about? Have you ever looked 00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:52.500 at something and said, Hey, I wonder what the 00:38:52.500 --> 00:38:56.179 origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why 00:38:56.179 --> 00:39:00.789 we give you... The origin of... The origin of 00:39:00.789 --> 00:39:05.469 knee -high soft drinks. Claude Hatcher overheard 00:39:05.469 --> 00:39:08.170 a route salesman enter the plant one day and 00:39:08.170 --> 00:39:10.809 described the competitor's tall bottle as being 00:39:10.809 --> 00:39:14.690 knee -high. Knee -high originated with the Cherro 00:39:14.690 --> 00:39:18.369 Cola Company in Columbus, Georgia by Claude A. 00:39:18.389 --> 00:39:23.849 Hatcher in 1912. Now it's time for Pickup Lines 00:39:23.849 --> 00:39:26.269 from a Loser. Do you believe in love at first 00:39:26.269 --> 00:39:34.690 sight? Or should I walk by again? You watched 00:39:34.690 --> 00:39:38.949 the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable? 00:39:39.469 --> 00:39:42.530 We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand 00:39:42.530 --> 00:39:47.010 and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the 00:39:47.010 --> 00:39:52.429 post -apocalypse. Remember, communication is 00:39:52.429 --> 00:39:55.429 essential post -apocalypse. You must have two 00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:59.170 radios that are solar chargeable. Have several 00:39:59.170 --> 00:40:02.929 on hand in case any of them do break. That way, 00:40:03.010 --> 00:40:05.650 if one is out guarding the perimeter of your 00:40:05.650 --> 00:40:10.750 property or out gathering food or whatever, you 00:40:10.750 --> 00:40:13.090 can stay in communication and know where the 00:40:13.090 --> 00:40:18.250 other person is. And now, Deep Thoughts with 00:40:18.250 --> 00:40:28.039 Mark. when you're out of invisible ink? I may 00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:35.559 never know. Sir, I see your qualifications here. 00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:38.039 May I ask some further questions that could help 00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:41.000 me determine your employment eligibility? Yes, 00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.880 sir. I'm ready. Well, as you can see here, we 00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.360 have a large population of different ethnic backgrounds, 00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:50.940 sexuality, and ages. Are you by chance bilingual? 00:40:51.710 --> 00:40:54.309 Well, sir, I'm not sure why you need that kind 00:40:54.309 --> 00:40:57.150 of information, but, well, it was only one time 00:40:57.150 --> 00:41:00.050 in summer camp. I considered it experimental. 00:41:04.449 --> 00:41:08.349 Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's 00:41:08.349 --> 00:41:10.929 also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen. 00:41:11.369 --> 00:41:14.550 But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any 00:41:14.550 --> 00:41:18.309 pictures of him roofing ibuprofen... It's obviously 00:41:18.309 --> 00:41:20.710 fake, and you're to take the pictures and tear 00:41:20.710 --> 00:41:24.469 them up immediately. Harambe used to listen to 00:41:24.469 --> 00:41:26.690 our original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio 00:41:26.690 --> 00:41:29.869 Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe does not 00:41:29.869 --> 00:41:32.429 listen to our original show, Two Dipshits and 00:41:32.429 --> 00:41:35.110 a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. 00:41:35.849 --> 00:41:38.710 You might ask why Harambe never listens to our 00:41:38.710 --> 00:41:40.730 original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio 00:41:40.730 --> 00:41:44.210 Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Well, it's because 00:41:44.210 --> 00:41:46.820 Harambe is dead. senselessly murdered because 00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:49.360 some idiot did not watch her child properly while 00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:52.159 looking on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does not 00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:54.219 listen to our original show, Two Gibshits and 00:41:54.219 --> 00:41:56.280 the Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Take Recorder, 00:41:56.320 --> 00:42:10.650 or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. Two 00:42:10.650 --> 00:42:12.610 douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here in 00:42:12.610 --> 00:42:15.210 the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. 00:42:16.590 --> 00:42:20.989 And I am Rob at the beautiful angle arm of Lake 00:42:20.989 --> 00:42:24.329 of Delazares in the Doug Blank studio. Quack, 00:42:24.329 --> 00:42:27.269 quack. Oh, that was a better, that was a much 00:42:27.269 --> 00:42:32.010 better quack than the first one. All right, Rob, 00:42:32.170 --> 00:42:34.010 let's get... It's been a long week. It's been 00:42:34.010 --> 00:42:37.670 a long week. That's good. And it's been a long 00:42:37.670 --> 00:42:43.480 fun week, so that's cool. Very. I know you did. 00:42:43.579 --> 00:42:47.079 I'm very happy for you. That's for sure. All 00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:50.360 right, first one. Did I notice a salute to the 00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:53.139 old Z -Rock? The riff was in Dash's music news 00:42:53.139 --> 00:42:58.320 intro. Seth in San Diego. Yes. Yes, Seth. Yeah. 00:42:58.860 --> 00:43:04.239 Very good catch. It was off of EZO's House of 00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:07.440 a Thousand Pleasures. That's the riff that Z 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:12.500 -Rock used famously. And as far as who you said 00:43:12.500 --> 00:43:15.079 I sound like, because you used to live in Kansas 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:20.159 City, you said it wasn't Johnny or Greg. I believe 00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:23.179 those were the only two that worked there, that 00:43:23.179 --> 00:43:26.360 you could hear their voice on air. There was 00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:28.900 more of this email that I didn't put on. Yeah, 00:43:28.980 --> 00:43:31.239 that was it. So maybe you're thinking of someone 00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:33.300 national, you know? I mean, you know, they had 00:43:33.300 --> 00:43:35.900 like, I don't know, Dave Bolt and the Tiptonizer 00:43:35.900 --> 00:43:41.050 and Crank and Craig. And, you know, maybe it's 00:43:41.050 --> 00:43:42.670 one of those guys that you're thinking of, but 00:43:42.670 --> 00:43:45.670 I believe those were the only two people that 00:43:45.670 --> 00:43:47.969 were on the air there that you would hear their 00:43:47.969 --> 00:43:51.469 voices that were local. So, Seth, I'm not sure 00:43:51.469 --> 00:43:53.909 who you're talking about, but whatever it is, 00:43:53.929 --> 00:43:56.170 it's a compliment, whether it's Crank and Craig 00:43:56.170 --> 00:44:00.630 or whoever. So, thank you. All right. Rob, will 00:44:00.630 --> 00:44:02.769 you bring some lighter fluid and some hickory 00:44:02.769 --> 00:44:05.929 logs with you? I know that area is loaded with 00:44:05.929 --> 00:44:10.840 hickory. Yes, Mitch, I will. Yes, Mitch. Yeah, 00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.880 of course. I know that area is loaded with hickory. 00:44:14.179 --> 00:44:16.059 While you're bringing logs up, could you bring 00:44:16.059 --> 00:44:20.800 some bricks and build us a fire pit? You want 00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:22.659 to answer that now or not? Or you want me to 00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:25.659 keep going? Actually, I'm pretty good at that. 00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:28.380 Okay, I guess you got yourself an affirmative 00:44:28.380 --> 00:44:31.739 on that one, Mitch. Also, your Freeman Club dues 00:44:31.739 --> 00:44:34.320 are delinquent. We're sure it's just an oversight. 00:44:36.219 --> 00:44:46.840 Did you pay your Freeman Club dues? Hey, I have 00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:49.900 nothing to do with this. It says, also, your 00:44:49.900 --> 00:44:52.860 Freeman Club dues are delinquent. We're sure 00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:57.579 it's just an oversight. You take that up with 00:44:57.579 --> 00:45:01.000 Mitch, okay? Also, Clint is almost out of Narcan 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:03.239 and used all of his begging money for heroin 00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:08.820 and Cheez -Its. Good. Could you please be a darling 00:45:08.820 --> 00:45:13.840 and bring a couple of Narcans? No. Thank you. 00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:17.320 Thank you, Rob. Thank you. Could you be a darling 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:19.500 and bring a couple of... Oh, no, no, I already 00:45:19.500 --> 00:45:23.780 read that. Also get with Mark about mobile podcasting 00:45:23.780 --> 00:45:26.159 equipment. We might as well start our new show. 00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:31.079 We would also like to use Dash Riptide for our 00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:34.500 Lake Freeman area news segment. Mitch Freeman... 00:45:34.500 --> 00:45:36.900 That's on you, dude. That's on you. Fuck no, 00:45:36.980 --> 00:45:39.719 they're not touching that. Mitch, you're going 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:42.500 to have to suck up to Mark big time for that. 00:45:42.659 --> 00:45:49.139 Dash is my boy. Fuck off. Dash will never leave 00:45:49.139 --> 00:45:51.960 me. Might be because I do his fucking voice. 00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:56.579 Dash will never leave me. Mitch, Freeman Lake 00:45:56.579 --> 00:45:58.980 area president of social media and publicity. 00:46:00.019 --> 00:46:01.840 You got anything you want to add to that, Rob? 00:46:01.940 --> 00:46:03.980 You got anything? You got a rebuttal about the 00:46:03.980 --> 00:46:08.579 dues, about the fire pit? Okay, go ahead. Okay, 00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:13.119 the dues. I just said it. I don't even fucking 00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:17.929 live in Freeman. But, Mitch, I love you, man. 00:46:18.070 --> 00:46:21.929 I love you. I do. So, Mitch, you're not getting 00:46:21.929 --> 00:46:24.050 any dues. You bring a smile to my face every 00:46:24.050 --> 00:46:27.269 time I hear you. He's become really, really, 00:46:27.329 --> 00:46:32.610 really fucking good. He's getting pretty popular 00:46:32.610 --> 00:46:38.210 on the show. I know. And, like, some of his emails 00:46:38.210 --> 00:46:40.429 are getting longer and longer, too, like this 00:46:40.429 --> 00:46:43.289 one. It was like he kept going. Yeah, I swear. 00:46:48.530 --> 00:46:52.309 Yeah. Mitch knows me. Yes. His name ain't Mitch. 00:46:52.449 --> 00:46:54.969 We know this because he knows too much about 00:46:54.969 --> 00:46:58.230 me. And I think he knows me too. Is that or he 00:46:58.230 --> 00:47:03.750 just read into it? No. Some of the stuff that 00:47:03.750 --> 00:47:06.050 I didn't read, interaction between him and I, 00:47:06.170 --> 00:47:11.010 no. He was around back then without a doubt. 00:47:11.269 --> 00:47:13.929 Yeah, yeah. That's why I think he knows both 00:47:13.929 --> 00:47:16.010 of us, but he may have known you better. But 00:47:16.010 --> 00:47:19.760 he's picking on me. Yes. Well, he kind of picks 00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:22.039 on me. Well, he makes fun of me, and he picks 00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:27.360 on you. Mitch, I want to meet you. I do. Just 00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.139 saying. Mitch, you've got to come clean sooner 00:47:30.139 --> 00:47:34.579 or later. All right. You can stay, Mitch. All 00:47:34.579 --> 00:47:38.159 you want. Yeah. We won't blow your cover, whoever 00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:42.619 you are. It's fine. All right. Not that anyone 00:47:42.619 --> 00:47:45.440 would probably know anyhow. Whoever's name, they'd 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:48.159 be like, oh, okay. All right. Fine. Next. All 00:47:48.159 --> 00:47:50.920 right. Rob and Mark, I love your response to 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.260 the guy that was calling Ozzy a Satanist or whatever 00:47:53.260 --> 00:47:56.340 he was trying to say. You guys tore him up with 00:47:56.340 --> 00:47:59.059 logic. I bet he never replied. Thanks again, 00:47:59.139 --> 00:48:02.159 guys. Johnny and O .P. Johnny O .P.? You're welcome, 00:48:02.300 --> 00:48:05.460 Johnny. Yeah, he did not reply. You are absolutely 00:48:05.460 --> 00:48:09.309 correct. It's the truth. It's the truth. Yeah. 00:48:09.309 --> 00:48:11.829 Well, Johnny feels the exact same way. I told 00:48:11.829 --> 00:48:13.949 you I'd known him a long, long time. His name's 00:48:13.949 --> 00:48:15.949 not Johnny, which bothers me because I want to 00:48:15.949 --> 00:48:18.949 tell his real name. But anyhow, Johnny, yeah, 00:48:19.070 --> 00:48:23.010 yeah. I mean, all it took was a little bit of 00:48:23.010 --> 00:48:25.389 common sense and that guy was gone. He was out 00:48:25.389 --> 00:48:28.070 of here. And no, he did not reply. Like you said, 00:48:28.130 --> 00:48:33.329 no rebuttal from him. All right. Next one. Long 00:48:33.329 --> 00:48:36.389 story short, I'm headed to Atlanta. We'll be 00:48:36.389 --> 00:48:39.750 in touch later. Love you guys. Ronnie and Tulsa, 00:48:39.750 --> 00:48:45.650 the Tulsa King. You know, Ronnie, I know you 00:48:45.650 --> 00:48:47.429 got to go there and everything, and I know you 00:48:47.429 --> 00:48:50.309 don't want to. We wish you the best. Don't worry 00:48:50.309 --> 00:48:53.730 about emailing us. Get all your stuff figured 00:48:53.730 --> 00:48:56.849 out. I understand your predicament. I do. And 00:48:56.849 --> 00:48:59.030 I mean, and I don't want to say more about it 00:48:59.030 --> 00:49:02.949 on this podcast. So Ronnie, we wish you the best. 00:49:02.989 --> 00:49:06.309 We love you to death. Keep in touch. And when 00:49:06.309 --> 00:49:09.340 you're able to, email us something, let us know 00:49:09.340 --> 00:49:11.199 how you're doing, or do like you used to do and 00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:15.139 email us lists to do or whatever. So, Ronnie, 00:49:15.820 --> 00:49:18.960 yeah, yeah, we love you, man. I hope everything 00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:22.079 goes well. I know you don't want to move there, 00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:26.579 but okay. All right. Mark, do you... You got 00:49:26.579 --> 00:49:28.900 to do what you got to do, man. Well, that's where 00:49:28.900 --> 00:49:31.639 he's at. I mean, you know, the field that he's 00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:34.519 in is... You'd think it would be lucrative right 00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.760 now, but it isn't. There's a lot of competition, 00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:40.360 and he's got to do it. But I don't want to say 00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:42.340 any more. This is his private life. No, no, and 00:49:42.340 --> 00:49:46.019 I understand it. Yeah. I'm just saying, Ronnie. 00:49:46.659 --> 00:49:49.739 Yeah. Godspeed, brother. Yeah, yeah. You know 00:49:49.739 --> 00:49:51.860 what? We got your back no matter what. Thank 00:49:51.860 --> 00:49:56.000 you. We can't wait to hear from you again. Okay. 00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:58.460 Mark, do you trim your nose hairs? Just wondering. 00:49:58.539 --> 00:50:04.650 Roger in Fort Smith. Roger, no. I burn them off. 00:50:04.789 --> 00:50:11.650 It's so much quicker. Right, Rob? I'm the trimmer. 00:50:13.670 --> 00:50:16.130 I light them bitches on fire and then I breathe 00:50:16.130 --> 00:50:20.349 in just to prove I'm a tough guy. I'm the trimmer, 00:50:20.349 --> 00:50:26.550 dude. No, I trim them too if they ever get out 00:50:26.550 --> 00:50:28.489 of hand. I don't burn them. I'm just saying that. 00:50:29.900 --> 00:50:32.460 Yeah, and if you're out there and you're impressionable, 00:50:32.460 --> 00:50:38.719 do not burn your nose hairs off, okay? We are 00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:41.199 not to be believed. The disclaimer is completely 00:50:41.199 --> 00:50:43.960 true. We'll make up anything on a dime if it 00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:46.300 sounds good. Don't believe us. We're full of 00:50:46.300 --> 00:50:51.780 shit. It says it in our main speech. Yes, so 00:50:51.780 --> 00:50:54.860 there you go. Every time, yeah, you listen to 00:50:54.860 --> 00:50:58.760 the Douchebag Pledge. You'll listen to the KY 00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:03.599 salute. You'll listen to the disclaimer. So you 00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:07.480 should know this. All right. Next one. Mark, 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:09.800 on your Aussie collage, why did you leave out 00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:12.719 songs from Back to Earth and Scream? Tony and 00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:19.460 Lenexa. Okay. Tony, do you got something you 00:51:19.460 --> 00:51:21.280 want to say first, Rob? And then I'll go into 00:51:21.280 --> 00:51:26.320 it. No, no. Go right ahead. Okay. Actually. Actually, 00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:29.199 thank you. Actually, I left out Speak of the 00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:31.300 Devil because there wasn't a new material on 00:51:31.300 --> 00:51:34.239 it. I left out Tribute for the same reason. I 00:51:34.239 --> 00:51:38.119 left out Black Rain and Ordinary Man, plus the 00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:41.179 two that you mentioned. And the reason is, is 00:51:41.179 --> 00:51:44.360 because there wasn't any anthem songs on those 00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:47.079 albums. Most people wouldn't recognize any song 00:51:47.079 --> 00:51:50.789 off of them, so I left them out. No one would 00:51:50.789 --> 00:51:52.909 know what they were. I wanted to be powerful 00:51:52.909 --> 00:51:54.789 and to the point, and that's the only way I could 00:51:54.789 --> 00:51:56.510 do it. As a matter of fact, I'll even go out 00:51:56.510 --> 00:51:59.630 on a limb and say the last song, Patient No. 00:51:59.789 --> 00:52:03.090 9, was pushing it. But to me, that was like the 00:52:03.090 --> 00:52:05.849 last brilliant effort on the collage with the 00:52:05.849 --> 00:52:10.329 late, great Jeff Beck as well. You know, I mean, 00:52:10.349 --> 00:52:13.289 I hope you can understand that. I mean, there 00:52:13.289 --> 00:52:17.570 really wasn't any that grand of material, you 00:52:17.570 --> 00:52:24.019 know, On any of those, I mean, you know, Back 00:52:24.019 --> 00:52:30.099 to Earth was okay. Black Rain was fair. Scream 00:52:30.099 --> 00:52:33.739 was actually kind of horrible. It came out in 00:52:33.739 --> 00:52:38.820 2010, and it featured Gus G instead of Zach Wild. 00:52:39.860 --> 00:52:43.579 It wasn't that good of an album. And a lot of 00:52:43.579 --> 00:52:47.389 those were down -tuning. why i think why aussie 00:52:47.389 --> 00:52:49.809 got away from zach for a while because zach got 00:52:49.809 --> 00:52:53.590 into down tuning and sounding like skinnered 00:52:53.590 --> 00:52:55.510 and stuff like that you know and doing the black 00:52:55.510 --> 00:52:57.550 label stuff and i think that aussie felt like 00:52:57.550 --> 00:52:59.449 you know i need to go a different way because 00:52:59.449 --> 00:53:04.389 his sound isn't my sound anymore so yeah those 00:53:04.389 --> 00:53:07.869 albums to me weren't up to par but i did like 00:53:07.869 --> 00:53:09.570 some stuff off of them because i'm an aussie 00:53:09.570 --> 00:53:12.150 fan but the main thing is is no one would know 00:53:12.150 --> 00:53:14.340 what the hell they were No one would have any 00:53:14.340 --> 00:53:16.219 idea that's listening to it. Go, what is this? 00:53:16.900 --> 00:53:22.099 That's why. Simple. So, and that's the last email. 00:53:22.139 --> 00:53:26.460 So, Rob, you want to go into something? Yeah, 00:53:26.460 --> 00:53:32.500 I got something. Oh, okay. Bass Pro Shops is 00:53:32.500 --> 00:53:59.460 coming to Lake of the Ozarks. About time. Oh, 00:53:59.460 --> 00:54:02.539 cool. You know where that's at. Yeah, yeah, yep. 00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:08.000 Which is, in the early phases of redevelopment, 00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:12.719 the 75 ,000 square foot retail destination will 00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:15.880 be a cornerstone of the future redevelopment 00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:21.500 of the marketplace at 4540 O'Shea Beach Parkway 00:54:21.500 --> 00:54:26.960 and is contingent to city approvals. It is scheduled 00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:38.880 to... Cool. Very, very, very cool. It's been 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:41.079 a long time coming. I can't believe they didn't 00:54:41.079 --> 00:55:06.230 do it before now. Honestly. Very cool. All right. 00:55:06.269 --> 00:55:11.510 Thank you. That's new news. That's just freshly 00:55:11.510 --> 00:55:15.429 released, like today or yesterday. Yeah, I personally 00:55:15.429 --> 00:55:17.989 can't figure out why it hadn't been there for 00:55:17.989 --> 00:55:21.349 years, but I'm glad they're getting to it. And 00:55:21.349 --> 00:55:24.070 the outlet mall is a great place, too, to have 00:55:24.070 --> 00:55:28.150 it. All right. Let's take our second break, and 00:55:28.150 --> 00:55:32.050 we're going to come back with more stuff. Sounds 00:55:32.050 --> 00:55:38.280 good. All right, we'll be right back. Two douchebags 00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:41.340 and a microphone invade your ear holes in... 00:55:41.340 --> 00:55:45.960 Hey, who took a dump in the cooler? Now, for 00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:50.239 a limited time only, Rob Rad's new video series, 00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:55.039 How to Booty Clap and Quirk. That's right, Rob 00:55:55.039 --> 00:55:58.519 shows you his signature booty clap and how to 00:55:58.519 --> 00:56:02.579 quirk with ease. Order today. and get a free 00:56:02.579 --> 00:56:06.519 pair of thongs with Rob's initials on them. That's 00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:08.960 right. Rob's initials on a pair of thongs and 00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:18.460 learn how to booty clap with the best. Rob. Once 00:56:18.460 --> 00:56:25.579 again, it's time for Ramblings of a Madman. I 00:56:25.579 --> 00:56:29.480 believe Congress needs to synchronize tap dance 00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:35.510 for 20 minutes. Before each session. That needs 00:56:35.510 --> 00:56:40.190 to happen. Jamar Chase, what in the hell did 00:56:40.190 --> 00:56:43.050 you say this time? This idea has worked out so 00:56:43.050 --> 00:56:46.170 well for you in the past. Just go ahead, fat 00:56:46.170 --> 00:56:48.070 mouth one of the all -time greatest quarterbacks 00:56:48.070 --> 00:56:51.610 in the league ever. Your quote was, without Kelsey, 00:56:51.710 --> 00:56:54.110 Mahomes is just another Kirk Cousins with a headband. 00:56:54.769 --> 00:56:58.110 Well then, Mr. Chase, you should know Kirk Cousins 00:56:58.110 --> 00:57:00.590 very well. You and him have the same amount of 00:57:00.590 --> 00:57:04.579 rings. You remind us of a little lap dog nipping 00:57:04.579 --> 00:57:08.679 at the heels of your daddy. Oh, hey, look at 00:57:08.679 --> 00:57:11.659 the time. It's time for the crazy -ass sport 00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:15.360 of the day. Cito -cito hypoparaphylogism. Miss 00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:17.500 Gulkenstein was tired of Mark and Toe for making 00:57:17.500 --> 00:57:20.139 sport of her. Little did the douchebags know, 00:57:20.219 --> 00:57:22.780 Miss Gulkenstein was a voodoo high priestess 00:57:22.780 --> 00:57:26.320 when she was younger. She grew angry and cast 00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:29.380 a spell on Rob, changing Rob into a capuchin 00:57:29.380 --> 00:57:33.920 monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo so we could 00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:36.360 be with the other monkeys. Here are the adventures 00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:42.760 of Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh, be very quiet. 00:57:43.219 --> 00:57:45.900 We're going to listen in as Rob, the capuchin 00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:47.960 monkey, tries to sell the rest of the capuchin 00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:50.760 monkeys Amway. Rob has always dreamed of becoming 00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:54.239 a diamond status Amway as a capuchin monkey. 00:58:15.019 --> 00:58:18.820 Little did our hero Rob know. All the great apes 00:58:18.820 --> 00:58:21.059 owned stock in Sam's Club and became violently 00:58:21.059 --> 00:58:23.119 pissed off when he tried to infringe on their 00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:25.820 territory. They promptly grabbed switches and 00:58:25.820 --> 00:58:28.420 beat his ass for three days straight. Rob could 00:58:28.420 --> 00:58:43.550 not sit down. Two douchebags and microphone. 00:58:43.690 --> 00:58:45.590 I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area at the 00:58:45.590 --> 00:58:53.210 Talk is Cheap studio. Rob, did you get shut off? 00:58:56.030 --> 00:59:01.150 Hmm. No, I was on mute. Hi, Rob. It's a beautiful 00:59:01.150 --> 00:59:03.949 diagonal arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the blind 00:59:03.949 --> 00:59:08.489 studio. Wham, wham. Wham, wham. There we go. 00:59:08.530 --> 00:59:12.199 All right. Sorry. I'm on mute. That's all right. 00:59:12.699 --> 00:59:19.420 Rob, I have a recall alert. Okay. Celsius energy 00:59:19.420 --> 00:59:22.440 drinks found to contain high noon vodka seltzer. 00:59:23.260 --> 00:59:27.739 Yes. Yeah. On July 30th, 2025, the U .S. Food 00:59:27.739 --> 00:59:30.679 and Drug Administration announced a recall of 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:33.760 high noon vodka seltzer water after a variety 00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:37.360 packs of alcoholic seltzer were found or seltzer, 00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.199 however you want to say it. were found to contain 00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:43.900 Celsius Astrovive energy drinks. The cans of 00:59:43.900 --> 00:59:46.559 Celsius Astrovive energy drinks were inadvertently 00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:49.239 filled with vodka seltzer and therefore contained 00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:54.760 alcohol. Those in possession of these cans of 00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:58.280 Celsius Astrovive energy drink are at risk of 00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:01.400 unintentionally consuming alcohol. if they drink 01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:04.519 the liquid inside the mislabeled products. Recall 01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:06.619 was initiated by High Noon after it discovered 01:00:06.619 --> 01:00:09.059 that a packaging supplier shipped empty Celsius 01:00:09.059 --> 01:00:13.239 cans to High Noon's processing facilities in 01:00:13.239 --> 01:00:16.019 error. The cans were then mistakenly filled with 01:00:16.019 --> 01:00:17.980 High Noon's alcoholic beverage and shipped to 01:00:17.980 --> 01:00:20.159 suppliers as part of a High Noon Beach variety 01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:25.099 12 -packs. Now, do you think anyone is returning 01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:33.880 them? Probably parents. According to the report 01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:41.260 I read, the report I read was their biggest complaint 01:00:41.260 --> 01:00:46.079 was the non -alcoholics. You know what? You're 01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:49.460 right. You're right. They are complaining. I 01:00:49.460 --> 01:00:52.519 get it. I get it. Yeah, because they don't do 01:00:52.519 --> 01:00:56.840 alcohol. There may be a lawsuit at this. I don't 01:00:56.840 --> 01:01:02.710 know. Could be. Well, I could see that. I mean, 01:01:02.730 --> 01:01:04.530 there's so many different things that could happen. 01:01:04.650 --> 01:01:18.829 Kids could get hurt. Yeah. That's what I was 01:01:18.829 --> 01:01:30.519 thinking right there. No, I could see that too. 01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:37.619 Yep. Wow. Yeah, well, I could read more, but 01:01:37.619 --> 01:01:39.920 I think everybody got the idea of what's happening 01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:43.420 there. And that is High Noon fucked up big time. 01:01:43.980 --> 01:01:46.079 And there are probably going to be some lawsuits. 01:01:46.940 --> 01:02:10.639 So, Rob, go ahead. American Songwriter. You got 01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:15.619 it. I'm back on you, buddy. Sweet. Cool. Alright. 01:02:16.420 --> 01:02:18.760 Okay, number one. Let's see if you can guess 01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:21.159 this song. I'm just going to read off the first 01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:25.820 line to see if you can guess it. Okay. Is this 01:02:25.820 --> 01:02:30.340 the real life? Is this just fantasy? Aldo Nova. 01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:37.460 You know that one. Yeah, Aldo Nova. No, who is 01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:41.800 it? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. 01:02:43.179 --> 01:02:45.380 Shit, you know what? I can't remember. I know 01:02:45.380 --> 01:02:48.460 who it is, but I can't remember which one. Go 01:02:48.460 --> 01:02:52.519 ahead, Rob, please. Bohemian Rhapsody. Thank 01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:55.960 you. Thank you. All right. Sorry I let you down. 01:02:56.480 --> 01:02:59.400 This is just fantasy. Caught in a landslide. 01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:10.739 No escape from reality. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I may 01:03:10.739 --> 01:03:15.059 not always love you, but long as there are stars 01:03:15.059 --> 01:03:18.820 above you, you never need to doubt it or make 01:03:18.820 --> 01:03:24.480 you so sure about it. That rings a bell, but 01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:29.480 I'm not sure. Go ahead. God only knows by the 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:41.800 beast's voice. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. This 01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:48.000 one I know you will get. We don't need no education. 01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:57.159 We don't need no thought control. The wall. You 01:03:57.159 --> 01:04:01.840 got it. Part two. Part two. No sarcasm in the 01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:05.820 classroom, teacher. Leave them kids alone. Hey, 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:09.000 you teacher. Leave them kids alone. What's the 01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:14.079 next one after that? Anyhow. The delightful Roger 01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:49.860 Waters who might be going to prison. Yeah, but 01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:53.360 for some reason I'm having brain farts really 01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:59.380 badly. Who is it? Just tell me. Piano Man by 01:04:59.380 --> 01:05:02.719 Billy Joel. Oh, okay. I wouldn't even think, 01:05:02.780 --> 01:05:05.599 okay. I wouldn't have got that because I wasn't 01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:10.599 even thinking Billy Joel. Yeah. Well, that's 01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:13.460 the end of tonight's American Songwriter list. 01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:20.500 I love that, though. Excellent. Cool. Thank you, 01:05:20.500 --> 01:05:26.519 Rob. Very cool. Let's see here. I've got some 01:05:26.519 --> 01:05:30.559 other stories here. Sorry, I was trying to clean 01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:33.880 something up there really, really quickly, but 01:05:33.880 --> 01:05:45.340 it didn't work out very well. Let's see. This 01:05:45.340 --> 01:05:48.380 story starts out, I have a horrendous aberrancy 01:05:48.380 --> 01:05:52.219 odor thanks to a bizarre medical condition I've 01:05:52.219 --> 01:05:55.500 had since birth. As if growing up in one of Chicago's 01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:57.500 most dangerous neighborhoods wasn't hard enough, 01:05:57.739 --> 01:06:03.400 Darryl Hall, that is his name, Darryl Hall. So, 01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:06.960 okay, you know, like Hall and Oates? Yeah. Yeah. 01:06:07.539 --> 01:06:12.019 All right. was born with a rare condition that 01:06:12.019 --> 01:06:14.719 caused a foul odor to ooze from his pores as 01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:18.159 a teenager. I was already getting bullied a lot 01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:20.920 in school just based off how I looked and how 01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:25.199 my condition made me very skinny. Hall 23 recalled 01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:28.420 to the Post, and this would be the New York Post 01:06:28.420 --> 01:06:31.239 where I got this, I would try to act all normal, 01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:34.119 he added, but kids would point it out and it 01:06:34.119 --> 01:06:41.099 was kind of embarrassing. Well, I mean, you know, 01:06:41.219 --> 01:06:45.800 there is, let's see, 2 ,400 babies in the U .S. 01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.019 that are born with their intestines outside their 01:06:48.019 --> 01:06:51.619 body, okay? And this is what this guy said. He 01:06:51.619 --> 01:06:54.679 goes, yeah, it sucks, and I don't like it. But 01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:56.699 he said that, like, there's a hell of a lot worse 01:06:56.699 --> 01:06:59.699 things that could happen. He also said, you know, 01:06:59.719 --> 01:07:03.079 that there's a lot of other, you know, things 01:07:03.079 --> 01:07:05.780 that could go wrong. And he doesn't like his 01:07:05.780 --> 01:07:08.480 condition, but he has a great attitude about 01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:10.920 it. And he's like, it could be much worse. So, 01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:17.059 anyhow, you know, I mean, I just thought I'd 01:07:17.059 --> 01:07:20.059 read that one just to, you know, if you feel 01:07:20.059 --> 01:07:21.539 kind of bad tonight, you probably don't feel 01:07:21.539 --> 01:07:25.699 that bad now, right? Yeah, you don't stink for 01:07:25.699 --> 01:07:30.380 no reason. If you stink, it's for a reason, right? 01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:37.699 Yep. All right. Rob, we turn it to you. All right. 01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:47.440 The Army is swapping an Icon. The 40 -year -old 01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:52.219 Humvee for a lighter, faster, cheaper truck designed 01:07:52.219 --> 01:07:57.480 for future battlefields. They're doing away with 01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:11.199 the Humvee. Okay. It's one of the most visible 01:08:11.199 --> 01:08:14.360 signs of the Army's transition from Cold War 01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:19.279 era equipment that has divined it for generations. 01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:47.350 Uh -huh. top -to -shelf top technology. The Humvee 01:08:47.350 --> 01:08:50.890 is the quintessential G .I. Joe vehicle, said 01:08:50.890 --> 01:08:55.130 Alex Miller, the chief tech national advisor 01:08:55.130 --> 01:08:59.810 to Army leadership for transporting its equipment. 01:09:16.970 --> 01:09:21.250 at the time. It is not good for the fight we 01:09:21.250 --> 01:09:26.729 think we're going to be in. The fight of the 01:09:26.729 --> 01:09:30.789 Pentagon officials like Miller likely involves 01:09:30.789 --> 01:09:36.350 China and will require speed and agility to survive. 01:09:38.989 --> 01:09:42.369 Battles will also almost certainly resemble the 01:09:42.369 --> 01:09:48.779 combats fought by Russians. By Ukraine slowly 01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:55.479 moving trucks and even tanks and the dead traps 01:09:55.479 --> 01:10:02.979 Enter the infantry squad vehicle It's basically 01:10:02.979 --> 01:10:07.539 a stretched out straight down all train vehicle 01:10:07.539 --> 01:10:17.670 without doors right road with seats for It's 01:10:17.670 --> 01:10:21.729 like infantry units to trucks along with hundreds 01:10:21.729 --> 01:10:30.810 of drones to spy on and attack you. So yeah, 01:10:30.850 --> 01:10:34.270 they're doing it with the Humvee. It's going 01:10:34.270 --> 01:10:39.710 to be more or less like a flatbed. Okay. Okay. 01:10:41.489 --> 01:10:44.829 But it sounds pretty cool. Yeah, it really does. 01:10:46.810 --> 01:10:51.949 I'm all for that. That sounds good to me. Yeah, 01:10:51.949 --> 01:10:57.010 gross vehicle weight, 8 ,200 pounds. 8 ,200, 01:10:57.189 --> 01:11:06.470 yeah. Okay. 0 to 30 in 4 .81 seconds. 0 to 60 01:11:06.470 --> 01:11:15.640 in 5 .027. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. You could 01:11:15.640 --> 01:11:19.939 do with that, couldn't you? Hey, optional top 01:11:19.939 --> 01:11:29.039 mounted .50 caliber machine gun. Sold. GM Duramax 01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:36.119 2 .8 liter turbo diesel. Oh, very cool. I sound 01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:39.420 a little preoccupied there because I was. I had 01:11:39.420 --> 01:11:43.939 to, I had a listener. Send in a sketch art of 01:11:43.939 --> 01:11:47.020 the Talk is Cheap studio and me. And it's really 01:11:47.020 --> 01:11:50.039 good. And I tried to figure out how the file 01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:52.460 that they sent it in. I was trying to figure 01:11:52.460 --> 01:11:55.899 out how to open it and put it on Facebook, which 01:11:55.899 --> 01:12:03.800 I just did. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh, you tagged 01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:06.539 me. It's on Facebook. Yeah. A listener named 01:12:06.539 --> 01:12:10.500 Sonny sent that in. Thank you, Sonny. I believe 01:12:10.500 --> 01:12:18.619 it's a mail. Yeah, that's very cool. Very, very 01:12:18.619 --> 01:12:22.239 cool. They did a great job. I mean, that really 01:12:22.239 --> 01:12:24.119 does look like me, and that really does look 01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:28.100 like the Talk is Cheap studio. So, great job. 01:12:29.899 --> 01:12:32.159 I wanted to go into this. I had it come across, 01:12:32.500 --> 01:12:37.159 but I ignored it. Do what now? I had it come 01:12:37.159 --> 01:12:40.319 across my notifications, but I ignored it. But 01:12:40.319 --> 01:12:43.060 once you mentioned it, I went and looked at it. 01:12:45.430 --> 01:12:47.529 thing is sunny i love what you did but you screwed 01:12:47.529 --> 01:12:50.130 up the chief sign that doesn't look like a chief 01:12:50.130 --> 01:12:55.350 sign i'm sorry it looks like a marshmallow or 01:12:55.350 --> 01:13:00.189 something but okay yeah you know what i i i digress 01:13:00.189 --> 01:13:04.289 i'm sorry thank you appreciate it so that was 01:13:04.289 --> 01:13:08.350 a good job so yeah yeah really good you have 01:13:08.350 --> 01:13:11.989 talent i can tell you that um I want to go into 01:13:11.989 --> 01:13:14.770 some things that's going to help you out. Mosquitoes 01:13:14.770 --> 01:13:18.090 are large and everywhere right now. They've taken 01:13:18.090 --> 01:13:19.989 over the whole world because of all the recent 01:13:19.989 --> 01:13:24.869 rains that we've had. These are known substances, 01:13:25.170 --> 01:13:30.369 plants that fend off mosquitoes. So maybe not 01:13:30.369 --> 01:13:33.109 this year, but next year, if you don't feel like 01:13:33.109 --> 01:13:36.109 spraying a bunch of off on you or a repel or 01:13:36.109 --> 01:13:40.319 something, these actually work pretty well. One 01:13:40.319 --> 01:13:44.460 is citronella. I think everyone knows this actually 01:13:44.460 --> 01:13:47.739 though. Known for a strong citrusy scent that 01:13:47.739 --> 01:13:51.880 mosquitoes dislike. Lemon balm. A member of the 01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:55.079 mint family. Its lemony scent helps detour mosquitoes. 01:13:56.779 --> 01:13:59.579 Marigold. The vibrant flowers have a distinct 01:13:59.579 --> 01:14:02.020 smell that repels mosquitoes. And I knew that 01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:04.920 too. That marigolds are actually really efficient 01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:08.640 on detouring mosquitoes. Lavender. The fragrant 01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:11.439 blooms. are not only beautiful, but can also 01:14:11.439 --> 01:14:16.760 help keep mosquitoes away. Catnip. While cats 01:14:16.760 --> 01:14:19.180 love it, mosquitoes avoid the scent of catnip. 01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:24.800 They cannot stand it. Basil. The strong aromatic 01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:27.800 leaves of basil are effective at repelling mosquitoes. 01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:33.319 Eucalyptus. The strong menthol scent of eucalyptus 01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:37.840 is a natural mosquito repellent. And finally, 01:14:37.960 --> 01:14:41.220 rosemary. This fragrant herb is known to repel 01:14:41.220 --> 01:14:43.920 mosquitoes and other insects as well. So if you 01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:47.239 have a problem with ants or I don't know about 01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:49.539 any other insect, it sounds like it might help 01:14:49.539 --> 01:14:53.720 fend them off. So those are the ones that I bothered 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:56.199 to look up because the other night I was out 01:14:56.199 --> 01:15:01.420 there doing some stuff near the pool and it looked 01:15:01.420 --> 01:15:05.840 like a gray cloud came after me. And it was all 01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:10.170 mosquitoes. I quickly went in the house and I 01:15:10.170 --> 01:15:13.529 grabbed the rappel, doused myself with it and 01:15:13.529 --> 01:15:17.750 went back out. But I don't like doing that. I 01:15:17.750 --> 01:15:19.550 don't like the smell. I don't like the chemicals. 01:15:19.930 --> 01:15:23.170 So I looked all this up and all of this works 01:15:23.170 --> 01:15:25.449 reasonably well. So you might try that if you're 01:15:25.449 --> 01:15:27.590 like me and don't want a whole bunch of rappel 01:15:27.590 --> 01:15:31.149 or off all over you. So Rob, turn it to you. 01:15:52.150 --> 01:16:10.979 Yeah That's okay An occult museum? He is the 01:16:10.979 --> 01:16:15.359 legal guardian of the haunted doll, Annabelle. 01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:23.399 Oh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Remember, he was in 01:16:23.399 --> 01:16:29.439 on the auction. Go ahead, please. This is a fascinating 01:16:29.439 --> 01:16:50.390 story. Who's a big fan of the paranormal, by 01:16:50.390 --> 01:16:55.149 the way, also says he is. He's the legal guardian 01:16:55.149 --> 01:17:00.670 of a whole collection of haunted objects, including 01:17:00.670 --> 01:17:04.630 the infamous Annabelle doll, which inspired the 01:17:04.630 --> 01:17:56.149 2014 horror film. Cool. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. stops 01:17:56.149 --> 01:18:01.470 of the tour is currently on and they will rest 01:18:01.470 --> 01:18:05.229 safely in the museum for guests of the house 01:18:05.229 --> 01:18:25.810 to visit upon their stay. Yep, right next to 01:18:25.810 --> 01:18:31.229 it. That's, no, no, they were in Denver. Oh, 01:18:31.250 --> 01:18:34.289 I thought they were in the same room. Okay, but 01:18:34.289 --> 01:18:36.210 go ahead, Rob. I guess I don't know the story 01:18:36.210 --> 01:19:16.350 like I thought I did. Wow. He continues, this 01:19:16.350 --> 01:19:20.109 is a piece of real history. This stuff is real 01:19:20.109 --> 01:19:23.810 and should be handled with respect. We look forward 01:19:23.810 --> 01:19:26.829 to turning the house and museum into the best 01:19:26.829 --> 01:19:30.630 paranormal investigation experience in the country. 01:19:32.689 --> 01:19:38.229 That would be cool. Yeah, no kidding. Wow. Fucking 01:19:38.229 --> 01:19:52.369 awesome. Yeah. Yes. Well, that was the damn Riviera. 01:19:52.989 --> 01:19:55.989 Well, they were not in the same rubber mountain 01:19:55.989 --> 01:20:00.869 when he died. So they did not legitimately blame 01:20:00.869 --> 01:20:05.010 this on Annabelle. Now, let's see what happens 01:20:05.010 --> 01:20:09.569 with Matt, right? Yeah, let's see if the curse 01:20:09.569 --> 01:20:14.750 continues. Damn Riviera got stupid. He took Annabelle 01:20:14.750 --> 01:20:20.810 out of the box. Yes, yeah. Yep, I agree. Should 01:20:20.810 --> 01:20:27.069 have left Annabelle alone. Yep. I've got somewhat 01:20:27.069 --> 01:20:35.470 of a correction to make. Okay. The Lewisburg, 01:20:35.649 --> 01:20:40.810 the Somerset Winery, the bed and breakfast is 01:20:40.810 --> 01:20:44.329 not a tech -free place. You can have your cell 01:20:44.329 --> 01:20:47.289 phones, and they do work. Someone I know that 01:20:47.289 --> 01:20:50.859 went there, uh informed me of that someone gave 01:20:50.859 --> 01:20:55.119 me some bad information um so you you can go 01:20:55.119 --> 01:20:57.899 there and use your phone if you choose to but 01:20:57.899 --> 01:20:59.960 if you're there it's so beautiful and nice i 01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:01.720 don't know why you would want to be on your phone 01:21:01.720 --> 01:21:05.460 so um anyhow i just wanted to make sure that 01:21:05.460 --> 01:21:09.020 people knew that it is not tech free like i was 01:21:09.020 --> 01:21:14.560 informed of that's fake news so anyhow um rob 01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:16.119 do you want to keep going or you want to shut 01:21:16.119 --> 01:21:22.229 it down it's almost 9 30. So you know what my 01:21:22.229 --> 01:21:26.569 vote is. Okay. All right. I love you guys. Yeah. 01:21:26.850 --> 01:21:30.409 I have no updates on Grandma Opal. She's still 01:21:30.409 --> 01:21:33.909 in rehab as far as I know. And anyhow, thank 01:21:33.909 --> 01:21:37.149 you, everybody, for listening. Oh, what? Oh, 01:21:37.210 --> 01:21:41.710 Albuquerque. We love you. Yes, Albuquerque. And 01:21:41.710 --> 01:21:44.789 our burners are with Grandma. Yeah. She's killing 01:21:44.789 --> 01:21:47.149 for me. Yeah, I'm taking no news that's good 01:21:47.149 --> 01:21:51.420 news. That's what I'm taking. So she's in rehab. 01:21:51.680 --> 01:21:55.199 So anyhow, love you guys. Thank you all for listening. 01:21:55.579 --> 01:22:01.119 Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, 01:22:01.159 --> 01:22:04.359 no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has 01:22:04.359 --> 01:22:07.180 explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless 01:22:07.180 --> 01:22:10.819 mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading 01:22:10.819 --> 01:22:11.760 your ear holes soon.