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Hey, guess what? You just landed on the Sports

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Bastards. Sorry about your luck. The Sports Bastards.

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The only sports show with gusto. That's right.

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I said gusto. Just like Schlitz beer. Google

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it. Hi there. This is your ears. Hi there. Why

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are you listening to this garbage? Why are you

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listening to this garbage? I thought we were

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friends. All right. And it looks like our levels

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are pretty decent, so. Okay. We are the sports

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bastards. Doing bastard -y things. Yes, we are.

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In a sportful way. Yes. That's it. Yeah, that's

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going to be the next promo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we

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do bastard -ly stuff in a sports. Fashion or

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something like that. Or elevating bastardy to

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a sport. Something like that. They'll hear the

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end result when we figure it out. Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, look, we're letting people into the creative

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process. Yeah, yeah. You know, that makes them

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closer to us when we do this. That's what I read.

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Except now I want them to get a little farther

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away. Yeah, yeah. They're a little too close

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now. Yeah, yeah. We don't like that heavy breathing

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stuff. Get on out. Man, I can smell what you

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have for dinner. Move. So let's talk about football.

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I have the latest injuries as of last night.

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Okay, let's go and do it. Oh, okay. Let me start

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now. Now, not every team is on here. What I did

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is I found the teams that have people that are

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going to miss significant playing time. There's

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a number of teams that are like, okay, they're

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going to be back next week or it's day -to -day.

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I left those people off. So it's not every team

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that's going to be on this list, but let's start

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with the Arizona Cardinals. They have wide receiver

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Kez Watkins on injured reserve out for the season.

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Sammy Watkins, brother. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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They have Starling Thomas V, the cornerback,

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out for the season. With a knee. Okay. Baltimore

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Ravens. Ardarius Washington to safety. He's not

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expected back until sometime in December. That's

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going to ruin some of their depth. Yeah. He's

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got an Achilles injury. That's a bad one to have

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in that position. That's tough. Buffalo Bills.

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Hayden Harris, defensive end. He's on injured

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reserve out for the season. No, I skipped down

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the line. I'm sorry. Yeah, Hayden Harris is the

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only one for Buffalo. Carolina Panthers, Popo

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Almavay, a D -tackle. He's also got an Achilles.

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He cleared waivers and reverted to injured reserve

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on Friday. But the Carolina Panthers, DTE, Poku

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Almavay, and running back Jonathan Brooks is

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also out for the season on the physically unable

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to perform list. So that implies that it's non

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-football related injury. Yeah, and sometimes

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that just means they're not fucking working like

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they want to. Yeah, yeah, or they've got a mental

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issue or a family crisis. Yeah, family crisis.

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The pup is a weird deal because it carries so

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much. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of, you know, if

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you don't fit in other categories, put them on

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the pup list. Yeah, on the pup list, yeah. Cincinnati

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Bengals, Eric All, Jr., the tight end. He's out

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for the season with a knee injury. The knee injury

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happened July 25th in camp. Oh, man. So, let's

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see. Cleveland Browns. Michael Woods, the second

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wide receiver, out for the season with a hand

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injury. See, that's the smart guy on the Browns.

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Yeah, no kidding. Martin Emerson, Jr., a corner,

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out for the season with an Achilles. Another

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smart guy. Yeah. Justin Osborne, the center.

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Ozzie's nephew. Yes, yes. Undisclosed injury,

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also out for the season. So wide receiver, a

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corner, and a center. Just gone. Here's the team

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with kind of the most is the Dallas Cowboys.

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Their own Yoda is telling people not to worry,

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but doesn't he look like Yoda? He does. I mean,

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take a look at Jerry Jones doing that little

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smirky thing, and he looks just like Yoda when

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he's... When we will not. When? Probably never.

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Lose sleep over it, do not. Yeah. All right.

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Man, you guys are awesome. I'm yelling for you,

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and I was like, you can't hear me. Oh, sorry.

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Hey, City Market Coffee. Those guys are the bomb.

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They always are. Thank you so much. Yes. We were

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sitting here with our headphones on, so they

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brought our coffee out to us. We couldn't hear

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them. This makes me feel like an actual human

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being. This is amazing. This is awesome. Isn't

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that something? I'm going to sit my coffee down

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here because I've been knocking stuff over lately.

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All right. The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver,

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Paris Campbell. with a knee injury out for the

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season. Siobhan Rebel Jr., a corner, unlikely

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to be ready for the start of the regular season.

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They're listing him as possibly ready on September

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4th, but there's like, nah, we just put that.

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He could be gone for much longer. He's got a

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knee injury as well. Rob Jones, guard. He's not

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expected back until the beginning of October.

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They didn't list his injury. Cornerback Kalen

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Carson, sidelined four to six weeks due to a

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hyperextended knee, suffered in practice. Tyler

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Guyton, offensive tackle. I know that name. Questionable.

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He's dealing with a bone fracture in his right

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knee as well as a sprain, but his ACL is intact

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and he won't require surgery. But he's probably

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going to be out. He's probably not going to make

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the beginning of the season. Trevon Diggs, cornerback.

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He is out with a knee. He says he's ahead of

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schedule on his recovery, and he's aiming for

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a September return. He's hoping. It's a knee.

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Denver Broncos. Johnny Walker Jr., isn't that

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an awesome name? It is. It sounds like a Texas

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Ranger. Yeah. Like a real Ranger, not like a

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baseball team. If you wanted, like, the alcohol

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tie -in, he should have been a Chief, so he could

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be Johnny Walker Red. Yeah, that's right. Okay,

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anyway, Johnny Walker Jr., linebacker, undisclosed

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injury, but he's on the injured reserve for the

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season, done, bye. Drew Sanders, also a linebacker.

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Torn ligament in his foot. Dion's third cousin.

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Yes. Yes. And the Colonel's great -great -grandson.

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Oh, that's right. That's right, yeah. Because

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we all know he had a little thing on the extra.

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Yep. Remember, the Colonel lived, so we could

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kick him. Okay. Have you ever read anything on

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him? Supposedly he was a real perv. Oh, gosh.

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I remember that. Yeah, like a real perv. I remember

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when he sold the name and the rights and everything

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to the company that's running it, and they put

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carrots in the coleslaw. He was pissed. Oh, I

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remember that. He's like, that's not my recipe.

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And they're like, well, it adds visual appeal.

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It also adds cheapness to it. Yeah. Yes. I agree.

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All right. Detroit Lions. Aleem McNeil, D -Tackle.

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Out until at least early December with a knee.

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Okay. Levi Onwuzurike, Babelsnatch. That would

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be a... Defensive end. He underwent surgery for

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a torn ACL. He's out for the season. Oh, man,

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Babelsnatch is having a bad day. Yeah, so there's

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two defensive linemen both out. Wow. That was

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their problem last year, too, is they had so

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many injuries. I don't know what they're doing.

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I don't know. Houston Texans, Keontae Hamilton,

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D -tackle, placed on injury reserve August 1st.

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It's an ankle injury, but out for the year. Joe

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Mixon, running back. He is out with a foot -ankle

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injury, and he will be reevaluated. around the

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beginning of the season. So they don't even know.

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Well, how old is Joe Mixon now? He's been around

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quite a while. He's probably over 30, I would

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guess. He's a running back. He's taking a large

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workload every year. I'm going to wait and see.

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Oh, okay. Indy Colts. David Long Jr., cornerback

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on injured reserve with a groin injury. Imagine

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a groin injury that puts you out for the year.

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That's some hellacious groin injury. That's something

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that you may not recover from, actually. If it's

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going on that long and it's that, oh, what do

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you call it, reoccurring, there's a word for

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it that I can't remember right now. Chronic?

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Chronic, yeah. If it's that chronic, then...

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He's probably going to have to smoke some chronic

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to get over the pain. Oh, I'm sure he is right

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now. Yeah. Before I eat Doritos. Hey, if you're

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on injured reserve, they probably don't drug

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test you, so smoke it up, dude. Right now he's

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texting his friend going, hey, man, do you see

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that new papaya Doritos? Oh, my God, they're

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good. I wonder if weed is legal in Indiana. Oh,

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no. Probably not. Probably not. We'll have to

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get John Mellencamp on that. Also for the Colts,

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Jack Wilson, offensive tackle, undisclosed injury,

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but he's out for the season. Jacksonville, Cooper

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Hodges, O -tackle, out with a knee. Smart guy.

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He had to clear waivers and then reverted to

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their pup list. See, he's got a knee injury,

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but they put him on the pup list for some reason.

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I didn't know you could do that, but, well, it's

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physically unable to perform. Yeah, it's kind

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of a catch -all. Maybe they didn't want to. If

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you put him on ninja reserve, there are restrictions

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on when you can bring him back or if you can

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bring him back. With a pup list, you can reactivate

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him any time. Yeah. That might be it. That actually

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might mean he's not as bad off as we thought.

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That's kind of what I'm getting from that. If

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they're expecting his return. So good news for

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the Jaguars there. Kansas City Chiefs, Keontae

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Ingram running back. Undisclosed injury. He reverted

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to injured reserve, so I guess they put him on

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waivers. Nobody wanted him, so he reverted to

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injured reserve out for the season. Well, you're

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going to see him selling insurance here pretty

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soon. Yeah, yeah. I think we're okay at running

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back, so that's all right. Defensive end, B .J.

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Thompson out for the season as of May 6th, but

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no reason. I mean, this is May 6th. That was

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like before they even started OTAs. Yeah. But

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they're not disclosing what's wrong with him.

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He must have been shaving and did it. Yeah, yeah.

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Miami Dolphins. Austin Jackson guard. Out until

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at least early September. May not make the beginning

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of the season. Oh, I want to make an early...

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I wanted to be the first to scoop on this. Tua

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Tagovaiola will be out with a concussion. Oh,

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yeah. Anyhow, proceed. I'm sorry. I'm sure the

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over -under on that is like two weeks. Yes. Poor

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guy. I mean, I wish all the best for the guy,

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but they just don't seem to be able to protect

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his cranium down there. He looks back at everybody

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and goes, I'm going to go after Chris Jones.

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Watch this. Hold my beer, John. All right, they've

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got Austin Jackson, guard. I always said that.

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Okay, Kader Kohau, K -O -H -O -U. I'm sorry.

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Babelsnatch. Babelsnatch, yeah. He's a corner.

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He's knee injury out for the season. Obinna EZ,

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offensive tackle. What a name. Yeah, E -Z -E,

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E -Z. E -Z -E. I wonder if they're an E -Z -E

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-Z fan. Yeah. I wonder if they called him Easy

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Out when he was a kid. I bet they did. They probably

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did. Anyway, Easy is out for the season with

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an undisclosed injury. Artie Burns, cornerback,

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torn ACL, out for the season. And Jason Mader,

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cornerback, undisclosed injury, out for the season.

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So there's three corners on Miami that are out

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for the season right now. Wow. Yeah. That's kind

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of rough. That is. I mean, it doesn't matter.

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I mean, when you're talking corners, you usually

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don't have that much depth anyhow. Yeah, yeah.

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They're expensive players to have, like linebackers.

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So you usually have, like, with corners, you

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know, when I'm running a video football game,

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I make sure I have two good starters and a good

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nickel corner, and then the rest can be up and

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comers. That just doesn't really matter. You

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don't have to pay them as much. Yeah, look, I

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mean, truth be known, are they really a contender

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anyhow? I would say not, especially since they're

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sharing a division with Buffalo and a resurging

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New England. Yes. New England's a team to watch,

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I think. I believe so. I believe so. And the

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Jets. Yeah. Don't worry about the Jets this year.

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Yeah. The Jets are going to take a season or

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two to get over the debacle with their owner

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and Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah. Minnesota Vikings,

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defensive end Alex Williams, undisclosed injury,

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out for the season. New England Patriots, Yasser

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Durant, O -tackle, undisclosed injury, out for

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the season. Brock Lampe, fullback, undisclosed

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injury, out for the season. You don't hear a

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lot of fullbacks in the league anymore. That's

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kind of a dying position. A fullback, you never

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hear. The last one we had was... Richardson,

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maybe, was he? He was the last good one, yeah.

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Yeah, the last good one. Donnell Bennett was

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rated as a fullback one season. Yeah. What a

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lot of teams do is they'll have, like, their

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third or fourth string tight end be the fullback.

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Yeah. And that makes a lot more sense because

00:14:44.870 --> 00:14:46.909
if you're in a three, like, say you're in a three

00:14:46.909 --> 00:14:49.950
tight end set and you need a fullback, then you

00:14:49.950 --> 00:14:52.149
move one of your tight ends to fullback and you

00:14:52.149 --> 00:14:54.490
bring in an extra offensive lineman to be the

00:14:54.490 --> 00:14:56.669
third tight end. And that way you don't have

00:14:56.669 --> 00:14:58.909
to carry a fullback. Unless you're Gunther Cunningham

00:14:58.909 --> 00:15:02.110
and then Richardson gets over 1 ,000 yards. Yeah,

00:15:02.129 --> 00:15:06.389
it worked. It worked. They didn't win a whole

00:15:06.389 --> 00:15:09.649
lot. No, it was fun to watch. Man, I loved watching

00:15:09.649 --> 00:15:12.110
Tony Richardson play. I was so happy he got the

00:15:12.110 --> 00:15:16.850
1 ,100 yards or whatever it was. Number 49. Oh,

00:15:16.990 --> 00:15:19.909
yeah, I always liked him. I met him one time

00:15:19.909 --> 00:15:22.470
in a tobacco store. Oh, cool. Nice as can be.

00:15:23.230 --> 00:15:26.730
He was wearing the coolest get -up too. It was

00:15:26.730 --> 00:15:30.110
all plaid in different layouts like his jacket,

00:15:30.350 --> 00:15:33.730
his button -up shirt. his slacks, and his shoes.

00:15:35.269 --> 00:15:37.950
It looked like just the most beautiful, glorified

00:15:37.950 --> 00:15:40.850
mess you've ever seen. Somehow it worked. I think

00:15:40.850 --> 00:15:42.789
you've got to buy those at like a golf pro shop.

00:15:42.970 --> 00:15:45.190
That's the only place you can get that many kinds

00:15:45.190 --> 00:15:47.230
of plaid. Yeah, you know what? He's even wearing

00:15:47.230 --> 00:15:49.710
the golfer hat deal. Oh, there you go. You know

00:15:49.710 --> 00:15:51.649
what? He's probably going to go golf, and he's

00:15:51.649 --> 00:15:53.509
going to go get his pipe stuff so he can smoke

00:15:53.509 --> 00:15:56.570
his pipe while he's, yeah. Why not? Okay. You're

00:15:56.570 --> 00:15:58.870
outdoors playing golf. Why can't you smoke? Yeah.

00:15:59.570 --> 00:16:02.370
Well, that's why a lot of guys do it. Yeah. That,

00:16:02.389 --> 00:16:06.230
you know, it's notoriously no signal out there.

00:16:06.269 --> 00:16:08.809
I don't know, man. It's just, yeah, just crazy.

00:16:09.009 --> 00:16:11.690
And there seems to be very few people nagging

00:16:11.690 --> 00:16:13.570
you while you're on the golf course and demanding

00:16:13.570 --> 00:16:16.090
things, you know, demanding your time or your

00:16:16.090 --> 00:16:19.549
attention. No signal. Sorry, hon. I would never,

00:16:19.710 --> 00:16:24.870
ever, ever. Go ahead. All right, before we get

00:16:24.870 --> 00:16:27.669
in any more trouble. Yes. New Orleans Saints

00:16:27.669 --> 00:16:32.200
offensive tackle Nick Saldivari. Out for the

00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:35.039
season. It's only one for the Saints, so they're

00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:38.240
getting off easy. New York Giants. Bryce Ford

00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:41.279
Wheaton, a wide receiver, has an Achilles injury.

00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:46.080
Out for the season. Excuse me. The Jets. Gus

00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:49.899
Hartwig, center, undisclosed. Out for the season.

00:16:50.460 --> 00:16:52.519
It's another one that they put on waivers, and

00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:54.519
he cleared waivers because no one else wanted

00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:56.840
him. Oh, okay, so yeah. Practice squad or nothing.

00:16:57.059 --> 00:17:01.210
Yeah. Philadelphia wide receiver Danny Gray with

00:17:01.210 --> 00:17:04.410
a finger injury is out for the season. I heard

00:17:04.410 --> 00:17:07.210
he flipped off somebody. That's a hell of a finger

00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:12.809
injury. I heard recently the Blink -182 had to

00:17:12.809 --> 00:17:14.670
cancel a concert because the drummer, Travis

00:17:14.670 --> 00:17:17.710
Barker, had a broken finger. And I saw a meme

00:17:17.710 --> 00:17:20.769
where Def Leppard's drummer, Rick Allen, just

00:17:20.769 --> 00:17:23.420
didn't. is sitting there with one arm and saying,

00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:29.640
oh, that's cute. Yeah. Have you ever seen his,

00:17:29.700 --> 00:17:31.980
well, of course you did, their drummer. Yeah.

00:17:32.019 --> 00:17:35.480
His getup is so interesting. It is. It is. Ingenious,

00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:37.960
and they came up with it back in the early 80s.

00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:40.059
Yeah, that was really pioneering stuff. It really

00:17:40.059 --> 00:17:43.299
was, yeah. But, I mean, kudos to them. They wanted

00:17:43.299 --> 00:17:45.019
him to be their drummer that bad, and he wanted

00:17:45.019 --> 00:17:47.400
to be the drummer that bad. He was good. I mean,

00:17:47.420 --> 00:17:50.099
I remember meeting him back when he had both

00:17:50.099 --> 00:17:53.559
arms. And they were opening for Ted Nugent on

00:17:53.559 --> 00:17:57.579
their first American tour. And I remember asking

00:17:57.579 --> 00:17:59.940
him, you know, from listening to this record,

00:18:00.019 --> 00:18:01.799
it's like, sounds like you're using a double

00:18:01.799 --> 00:18:03.619
kick, are you? And he said, no, I just got a

00:18:03.619 --> 00:18:05.500
single. And I said, well, you must have a fast

00:18:05.500 --> 00:18:08.180
foot. And he looked at me like, do I? Because

00:18:08.180 --> 00:18:10.420
he'd never considered himself a really fast drummer

00:18:10.420 --> 00:18:14.619
at that point. So that was my personal conversation

00:18:14.619 --> 00:18:17.180
with Rick Allen. He was kind of an under -radar

00:18:17.180 --> 00:18:19.619
guy, kind of like Ian Pace. Yeah. Ian Pace is

00:18:19.619 --> 00:18:21.480
so underrated, you never hear about him. But,

00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:26.759
man, he drives some songs. Oh, yeah. I remember

00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:31.960
when Ian Pace split from Deep Purple for a bit

00:18:31.960 --> 00:18:34.940
and was doing a side project, and the reviewer

00:18:34.940 --> 00:18:37.930
was saying, you know, This is amazing because

00:18:37.930 --> 00:18:40.750
now we can hear all the things that he's capable

00:18:40.750 --> 00:18:42.990
of doing that just don't fit in Deep Purple.

00:18:42.990 --> 00:18:45.269
Yeah, he did that thing called the Ian Pace Project

00:18:45.269 --> 00:18:48.470
or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it was when

00:18:48.470 --> 00:18:52.309
Deep Purple was in flux because Blackmore, like,

00:18:52.390 --> 00:18:54.930
got mad at everybody and stomped off. Again.

00:18:54.950 --> 00:18:57.289
Yeah, again. Everyone's looking at each other

00:18:57.289 --> 00:19:00.269
with their dick in their hand. Yeah. Anyhow.

00:19:00.539 --> 00:19:02.339
Oh, wait a minute. This is a sports one. Oh,

00:19:02.339 --> 00:19:05.240
yeah. All right, the music creeps kind of crept

00:19:05.240 --> 00:19:08.559
in there a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little

00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:10.380
bit of wind today, but not bad. Now you know

00:19:10.380 --> 00:19:14.160
why we do sports and music. Yes. Only two things

00:19:14.160 --> 00:19:17.640
we know anything about. Yeah. Okay, Pittsburgh

00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:21.319
Steelers. Dean Lowry, D -tackle, out for the

00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:25.140
season, no explanation. Aaron Rodgers, he left.

00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:29.500
Yeah, it could be. Montana, Lamonious Craig.

00:19:30.170 --> 00:19:31.950
I want to see that on the back of this jury.

00:19:32.250 --> 00:19:35.710
Dave Craig's cousin. Yeah, Lamonius Craig. He's

00:19:35.710 --> 00:19:39.329
a wide receiver. This just says lower body injury.

00:19:40.829 --> 00:19:43.150
I don't know what that really means, but it's

00:19:43.150 --> 00:19:46.589
enough to keep him out for the season. Wow. Donald

00:19:46.589 --> 00:19:50.730
Parham Jr., tight end, another Achilles. Lots

00:19:50.730 --> 00:19:54.269
of Achilles injuries on this list. Out for the

00:19:54.269 --> 00:19:57.079
season. Either a lot of Achilles injuries are

00:19:57.079 --> 00:19:59.599
happening or that pretty much puts you out for

00:19:59.599 --> 00:20:02.160
the season. Yeah, yeah. Achilles is something

00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:04.460
that even if you do make it at the last part

00:20:04.460 --> 00:20:06.339
of the season, it's still going to be lingering.

00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.579
And, you know, for like you and me, we could

00:20:08.579 --> 00:20:12.180
get by with a bad or a torn or a healing Achilles.

00:20:12.220 --> 00:20:14.000
We could still get around, but you just can't

00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:16.299
play football with it. No. It just doesn't work.

00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:19.539
Well, I've had an Achilles injury putting in

00:20:19.539 --> 00:20:21.940
glass. You can't really walk upstairs with that

00:20:21.940 --> 00:20:26.339
fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. All right, San Francisco

00:20:26.339 --> 00:20:30.440
49ers. Teron Jackson, D -end, undisclosed injury.

00:20:30.859 --> 00:20:33.519
He was in the hospital, but he's been discharged,

00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:36.079
but he's out for the season. Don't know what's

00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:40.359
wrong with him. Trent Taylor, wide receiver,

00:20:40.660 --> 00:20:43.400
injured reserve for an undisclosed reason on

00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:49.380
Tuesday. And Trey Tomlinson, cornerback, undisclosed.

00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:51.980
They put him on waivers, nobody claimed him,

00:20:52.059 --> 00:20:54.519
so he reverts to their injured reserve and he's

00:20:54.519 --> 00:20:59.019
out for the season. Seattle Seahawks, running

00:20:59.019 --> 00:21:02.759
back Kenny McIntosh, out for the season with

00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:08.099
a knee injury. And Uchenna Nwosu, linebacker,

00:21:08.099 --> 00:21:11.640
knee, is not expected to be ready to practice

00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:13.579
anytime soon and will probably miss the beginning

00:21:13.579 --> 00:21:16.160
of the season. Okay. At least opening weekend.

00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:20.339
Okay. Getting towards the end here. Tampa Bay

00:21:20.339 --> 00:21:23.440
Bucks, David Walker, linebacker, has a knee injury

00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:28.019
out for the season. Marcus Banks, safety, undisclosed,

00:21:28.019 --> 00:21:31.200
out for the season. DJ Williams, running back,

00:21:31.460 --> 00:21:35.099
undisclosed, out for the season. Jazzy Jeff's

00:21:35.099 --> 00:21:39.519
brother. Yes. Silas Dezansi, O -tackle, knee

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:42.019
injury, not expected back until the middle of

00:21:42.019 --> 00:21:46.480
October. Tristan Works, offensive tackle. I think

00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:48.220
the Chiefs were interested in him for a bit.

00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:53.319
Yeah, I remember that name, yeah. He's out with

00:21:53.319 --> 00:21:56.759
a knee on the active but physically unable to

00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:59.099
perform list, so the active pup list, but he

00:21:59.099 --> 00:22:00.940
is out until at least the middle of October.

00:22:02.339 --> 00:22:07.500
Okay. So Tampa's been hit. Tennessee Titans,

00:22:07.700 --> 00:22:10.039
Traylon Burks, wide receiver with a collarbone

00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:12.960
injury. Those are awful. Collarbone injuries

00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:16.880
hurt like hell. Oh, those are ugly. He's out

00:22:16.880 --> 00:22:19.480
for the season, not surprised. And here's the

00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:21.619
one that everyone's talking about, Will Levis,

00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:24.480
quarterback. Oh, yeah. Out for the season with

00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:26.059
shoulder because he's going to have surgery.

00:22:26.180 --> 00:22:28.460
Now, this is an injury that got it like, what,

00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:31.579
week four last year? Yes. Was out for a few games,

00:22:31.619 --> 00:22:34.200
came back and suffered through the rest of the

00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:37.500
season. Why did he wait until training camp to

00:22:37.500 --> 00:22:39.460
suddenly decide, you know what, I'm going to

00:22:39.460 --> 00:22:41.539
skip the season and just get my shift? Why didn't

00:22:41.539 --> 00:22:43.500
he get his shoulder worked on as soon as the

00:22:43.500 --> 00:22:46.000
season ended? That is a great question, and I

00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:47.900
thought that, I mean, I think anyone who knows

00:22:47.900 --> 00:22:50.240
football and keeps tabs on it are like, well,

00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:53.140
why didn't he? I think the reason is, at that

00:22:53.140 --> 00:22:54.859
point, he still thought he was going to be the

00:22:54.859 --> 00:22:57.460
starter, but when he got to training camp...

00:22:57.769 --> 00:23:00.910
They got Cam Ward. Cam Ward, yeah, they drafted

00:23:00.910 --> 00:23:04.230
him. Yeah, and now that Tennessee is like, okay,

00:23:04.369 --> 00:23:06.890
we're okay with you just sitting out and getting

00:23:06.890 --> 00:23:09.230
your shoulder worked on. He probably knew he

00:23:09.230 --> 00:23:11.470
wasn't going to start anyway. Yeah. So it's like,

00:23:11.509 --> 00:23:13.289
what the hell, might as well do it. Yeah, that's

00:23:13.289 --> 00:23:15.829
what I think too. Yeah, so I think they told

00:23:15.829 --> 00:23:18.470
him, you're not starting. And that made up his

00:23:18.470 --> 00:23:20.549
mind to go get the surgery. It was like the way

00:23:20.549 --> 00:23:24.089
they used to do manufacturing is, they'd hire

00:23:24.089 --> 00:23:27.190
30 people when they need 10. Yeah. And everybody

00:23:27.190 --> 00:23:32.369
knew that. Yeah. Kind of the same thing. The

00:23:32.369 --> 00:23:36.069
new guy squeezing out the old guy. Yeah. And

00:23:36.069 --> 00:23:39.470
last, we have Washington Commanders Tyree Jackson,

00:23:39.730 --> 00:23:42.450
tight end, undisclosed injury out for the season.

00:23:42.529 --> 00:23:46.869
And Fentrell Cypress, second, also undisclosed

00:23:46.869 --> 00:23:50.250
injury out for the season. So from that list,

00:23:50.349 --> 00:23:52.869
the Bucs are hit pretty hard. The Cowboys got

00:23:52.869 --> 00:23:57.069
hit pretty hard. The Cowboys deserved it. The

00:23:57.069 --> 00:24:00.289
Bucs didn't. The Miami lost three corners. So

00:24:00.289 --> 00:24:03.829
it's been hurting some teams already this season.

00:24:04.049 --> 00:24:08.650
Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty informative. It tells

00:24:08.650 --> 00:24:10.730
us, like, so far the Chiefs are in pretty good

00:24:10.730 --> 00:24:13.609
shape. I would say so because they don't have

00:24:13.609 --> 00:24:16.769
any big starting names. Rasheed Rice or, no,

00:24:16.809 --> 00:24:19.980
who was it that got? Hollywood Brown. Yeah, yeah,

00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:22.460
he's back and doing okay. Look, he's still on

00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:24.500
the suspect list because he's been injured his

00:24:24.500 --> 00:24:27.299
whole career. Only one season, he got like 1

00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:31.079
,100 yards. It was a great season, but that was

00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:33.940
the season he wasn't injured. Yeah, and he's

00:24:33.940 --> 00:24:38.640
A .J. Brown's brother, isn't he? Yes. And he's

00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:44.019
Chris Brown's nephew. Oh, okay. Yeah. A lot of

00:24:44.019 --> 00:24:46.460
people didn't know that. And Kansas abolitionist

00:24:46.460 --> 00:24:48.700
John Brown was his great, great, great uncle.

00:24:48.900 --> 00:24:51.440
Yes, you can see the resemblance, too. They're

00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:54.279
right next to each other. That's why before every

00:24:54.279 --> 00:25:00.819
game they play John Brown's body. Yes. And they

00:25:00.819 --> 00:25:04.000
got a statue of him. Is it Osawatomie, I think?

00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:07.000
I think so. Yeah, Osawatomie, yeah. And the plaque

00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.680
says, to our favorite Jay Hawker. Yes, that's

00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:15.579
it, yep. Okay, I got some bullet points. Love

00:25:15.579 --> 00:25:20.299
me some bullet points. All right. Will Aaron

00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:23.640
Rodgers be a first ballot Hall of Fame inductee?

00:25:25.099 --> 00:25:28.980
I think so. I think so, too, even though with

00:25:28.980 --> 00:25:31.740
his debacle. Yeah. Go ahead. Tell me your thoughts.

00:25:31.859 --> 00:25:35.619
Yeah, I think he's done enough good and spectacular

00:25:35.619 --> 00:25:43.240
things. He's been, you know, a good example of,

00:25:43.240 --> 00:25:45.240
you know, the modern quarterback that the league

00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:49.279
can get behind and promote. He's had this weirdness

00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:53.589
and stuff, but Hall of Fame's anymore. are more

00:25:53.589 --> 00:25:57.869
about popularity than actual statistics and achievement.

00:25:58.349 --> 00:26:00.269
They're not doing it for the purists anymore.

00:26:00.809 --> 00:26:04.049
Oh, yeah. So they'll let them in if no other

00:26:04.049 --> 00:26:07.170
reason than doing so will bring more visitors.

00:26:07.690 --> 00:26:09.910
You see, it's become a highlight reel. Yeah.

00:26:09.950 --> 00:26:12.890
And Aaron Rodgers has highlights. He has some

00:26:12.890 --> 00:26:14.990
pretty good highlights. I mean, that's how come

00:26:14.990 --> 00:26:17.450
Patrick Mahomes is going to be a first ballot,

00:26:17.529 --> 00:26:20.049
no thought. I mean, they might as well not even

00:26:20.049 --> 00:26:24.400
vote, just put him in. You know, Brady, of course,

00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:27.000
yes. You know, I mean, it's become a highlight

00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:31.140
reel. And Aaron Rodgers has plenty of highlights

00:26:31.140 --> 00:26:34.299
to convince people. Yeah. Now, I'm very glad

00:26:34.299 --> 00:26:37.019
Jared Allen got in. I am, too. He deserved it.

00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:39.559
He wasn't all that splashy and never really talked

00:26:39.559 --> 00:26:41.920
about him in the last 10 years or so. But, man,

00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:45.059
he was a force. Yeah. He was quite the force.

00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:48.420
He was going to go into the Restaurant Bar Hall

00:26:48.420 --> 00:26:52.269
of Fame. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You remember he had

00:26:52.269 --> 00:26:54.390
one open for like three days and it got traded?

00:26:55.329 --> 00:27:00.890
That's right. Yeah. Oops. Yeah, yeah. Oops. Didn't

00:27:00.890 --> 00:27:05.049
see that one coming, did you? All right. Will

00:27:05.049 --> 00:27:08.970
the Chiefs win over 12 games this season? Yes.

00:27:09.410 --> 00:27:14.089
I'll say yes. I'm going to say 13. Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:15.329 --> 00:27:17.569
I remember what was last year, the year before

00:27:17.569 --> 00:27:22.099
I predicted it. 15 -1 or 15 -2 because there's

00:27:22.099 --> 00:27:25.500
17 games. We would have went probably 16 -1 if

00:27:25.500 --> 00:27:29.559
it wasn't for holding everybody out in Denver.

00:27:31.099 --> 00:27:34.680
I think this season there's been so much improvement

00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:39.960
that barring massive injuries on the part of

00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:42.880
other teams, every game's going to be tough.

00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:45.240
Josh Simmons, he looks like the steel of the

00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:49.079
pick right now. Yeah. This is something Brett

00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:53.700
Beach has been so good at. Taking a chance on

00:27:53.700 --> 00:27:55.680
what seemingly right now is the right player.

00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:00.920
I hope their suspicions on Hollywood Brown turn

00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:05.839
out real. Yeah. Sometimes it's easy to get one

00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:09.000
injury and then just rack them up. And then all

00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:10.700
of a sudden you have a career that just spans

00:28:10.700 --> 00:28:15.779
so long. Yeah. Rashi Rice. is a concern because

00:28:15.779 --> 00:28:17.779
he's probably going to miss two to four games,

00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:19.420
is what they're saying. Yeah, they're waiting

00:28:19.420 --> 00:28:24.819
for the discipline to fall. Yeah, yep. So, but

00:28:24.819 --> 00:28:27.940
I hope it's early because here's my thoughts.

00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:30.799
He had that injury last year. They took him out

00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:34.160
all season. If they do it early, he can still

00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:37.559
practice, you know, and he can still do it and

00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:41.049
get more limber and get more into it. And then

00:28:41.049 --> 00:28:42.849
when he goes back in the third or fourth game,

00:28:42.970 --> 00:28:44.890
he's going home, you know, ready to go. That

00:28:44.890 --> 00:28:46.509
would be a really – yeah, that would work out

00:28:46.509 --> 00:28:48.569
great. But I don't know if it's going to happen

00:28:48.569 --> 00:28:52.910
that quick. True. I think if the league got on

00:28:52.910 --> 00:28:55.410
it and was prompt, they'd probably be okay with

00:28:55.410 --> 00:28:57.769
doing that. Yeah. But they're probably just going

00:28:57.769 --> 00:29:00.109
to drag their feet and it's going to wound up

00:29:00.109 --> 00:29:03.690
being sometime in October. Yeah. Which is a shame.

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:06.559
Well, and another thing is, this isn't said,

00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:10.119
but I think that the league is getting tired

00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:14.960
of looking at the Chiefs. Yeah. I know all the

00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:17.759
other parts of the country. I know that because

00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:21.059
I was around for New England. Yep. They're getting

00:29:21.059 --> 00:29:23.900
tired of seeing them, and I get it. So all of

00:29:23.900 --> 00:29:25.779
a sudden they become the hated ones when they

00:29:25.779 --> 00:29:28.079
were the loved ones. Yeah, it's the overexposure.

00:29:28.359 --> 00:29:31.660
Yes, and I get it. Yeah. Well, I like Brady now.

00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:35.799
That he's not playing. Yeah. Yeah, as soon as

00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:38.799
Elway retired, I liked him. Yeah, me too. Me

00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.839
too. Before that, I did not have a care for him.

00:29:41.900 --> 00:29:45.240
No. All right. Will the Eagles go to the Super

00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:50.119
Bowl again this season? Wow. Really good chance

00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:52.819
they will. I think so, too. I don't see anyone

00:29:52.819 --> 00:29:57.019
right now. Okay. The Commanders. They have a

00:29:57.019 --> 00:30:02.319
very dark horse chance with no injuries. There's

00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:04.220
some of the upgrades that they've done, but they've

00:30:04.220 --> 00:30:06.960
also lost some people too. I don't think they

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:08.640
have the toughness that comes from experience

00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.299
because they're still a young team. They haven't

00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:13.660
been a contender for a while. San Francisco's

00:30:13.660 --> 00:30:16.859
not going to take them out. Green Bay, no, they're

00:30:16.859 --> 00:30:19.960
not even close like people thought. Dallas will

00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:26.539
do their usual fade. Detroit's Detroit. Minnesota

00:30:26.539 --> 00:30:28.380
is going to make some noise, I think, still.

00:30:28.619 --> 00:30:31.460
Yeah. They've got too much going there to have

00:30:31.460 --> 00:30:33.980
it just tank in one season, I think. No. The

00:30:33.980 --> 00:30:37.240
problem is, well, they have their young quarterback,

00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:40.079
and I think a lot of that right there is going

00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:43.180
to hinge on him. Yeah. I mean, if he progresses

00:30:43.180 --> 00:30:47.259
early and they get on a roll, you could see them

00:30:47.259 --> 00:30:49.779
in the championship game. Yeah. They've been

00:30:49.779 --> 00:30:52.779
there before and had heartache, but the Vikings

00:30:52.779 --> 00:30:55.730
have been in, what, two Super Bowls? Yeah. Yeah,

00:30:55.789 --> 00:30:57.890
because the Chiefs beat them in Super Bowl IV,

00:30:57.990 --> 00:31:00.789
and then the Steelers beat them in the 70s. Where

00:31:00.789 --> 00:31:03.710
the Vikings were heavily favored. Both times.

00:31:03.910 --> 00:31:09.410
Yeah. Okay, well, yeah, I don't see anyone really

00:31:09.410 --> 00:31:12.549
stopping them, so I think so, yeah. Will the

00:31:12.549 --> 00:31:14.569
Bengals bounce back and go to the playoffs this

00:31:14.569 --> 00:31:17.170
year? I'd say yes. Playoffs. I think so, too.

00:31:17.289 --> 00:31:19.430
You know, I hope there's somebody who's got a

00:31:19.430 --> 00:31:21.309
drinking game that every time we say playoffs,

00:31:21.529 --> 00:31:24.240
they take a drink. I hope so, too. If there isn't,

00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:26.259
somebody should start doing that right now. Yes.

00:31:29.099 --> 00:31:33.099
Absolutely. And you have to listen back to the

00:31:33.099 --> 00:31:35.119
podcast two or three times so you make sure you

00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:36.400
drink it up. Oh, so we'll get more downloads.

00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:40.140
Yeah. Brilliant. Drink it. Drink off. Drink off.

00:31:41.180 --> 00:31:43.319
We'll call the drink off the playoff drink off.

00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:47.430
The playoff drink off. I smell another coma.

00:31:47.630 --> 00:31:49.990
I should have gone into marketing, man. Of course,

00:31:49.990 --> 00:31:51.450
then I wouldn't be able to look at myself in

00:31:51.450 --> 00:31:59.089
the mirror. Yeah. All right, bullet points. All

00:31:59.089 --> 00:32:00.609
right. We're doing bullet points. Yeah, yeah,

00:32:00.609 --> 00:32:04.710
yeah. Okay. I think the last year's season was

00:32:04.710 --> 00:32:07.130
an anomaly. That's not really what you saw with

00:32:07.130 --> 00:32:08.970
the Bengals. I think they just had a couple of

00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:11.210
tough losses. Number one to the Chiefs. Yeah.

00:32:11.289 --> 00:32:13.430
That didn't help. Then it was followed up by,

00:32:13.450 --> 00:32:15.990
was it the Ravens, or who was it that they had

00:32:15.990 --> 00:32:19.089
a horrible loss to after? Yeah, I'm blanking

00:32:19.089 --> 00:32:20.589
on who the team was, but I remember they got

00:32:20.589 --> 00:32:23.650
embarrassed. Yeah, and they just kind of like

00:32:23.650 --> 00:32:27.130
after that, they just, I mean, really kind of,

00:32:27.130 --> 00:32:29.029
if you look at it, the Chiefs broke them early

00:32:29.029 --> 00:32:33.250
with that late field goal, you know? It's like

00:32:33.250 --> 00:32:35.990
that when we played the Ravens, like the first

00:32:35.990 --> 00:32:39.099
game of the season. crushed them and they're

00:32:39.099 --> 00:32:41.640
like damn yeah they're like not this year either

00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:44.440
well you can see them leaving the field going

00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:47.599
what do we have to do yeah we've already lost

00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:49.660
the tiebreaker to the chiefs first game of the

00:32:49.660 --> 00:32:51.420
season and we've already lost the tiebreaker

00:32:51.420 --> 00:32:54.579
and they're not going to look back so yeah i

00:32:54.579 --> 00:32:57.440
can see why people hate the kansas city chiefs

00:32:57.440 --> 00:33:01.119
i get it oh i do too how about buffalo they probably

00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.880
they probably have nightmares at night yeah But,

00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:06.859
you know, when the Chiefs are on the decline

00:33:06.859 --> 00:33:09.140
and some other team takes over as the darling,

00:33:09.380 --> 00:33:12.119
get ready for people to hate on them after two

00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.940
or three years. It's just the way it goes. Hey,

00:33:14.940 --> 00:33:17.240
look, if it was Buffalo that had the upper hand,

00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:19.539
people would be hating Josh Allen instead of

00:33:19.539 --> 00:33:21.619
loving him right now. See, that's the thing the

00:33:21.619 --> 00:33:23.859
fans should start hoping for. Man, I hope in

00:33:23.859 --> 00:33:26.400
a couple years everyone hates my team. Yeah.

00:33:30.199 --> 00:33:32.539
It's not going to be too long before the Eagles,

00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:34.420
well, the Eagles get a lot of hate just because

00:33:34.420 --> 00:33:36.359
they're from Philadelphia. That's true, yeah.

00:33:36.779 --> 00:33:39.680
You just say, you know, Philadelphia, I hate

00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:42.819
you. Yes, yeah. Anything with a Philly in front

00:33:42.819 --> 00:33:47.220
of it, yeah. All right, who was the Chiefs' most

00:33:47.220 --> 00:33:52.500
scary divisional opponent or challenger? Right

00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:55.680
now I'd say Denver, but it might be Oakland.

00:33:56.039 --> 00:33:58.559
Or Oakland. It might be Las Vegas. You can say

00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:04.279
Oakland. Yeah. I'm going to say, well, I tried

00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:08.380
to say San Diego. I think Los Angeles is a dark

00:34:08.380 --> 00:34:11.360
horse. Oh, wow. Well. I kind of haven't been

00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:13.119
paying much attention to them. I guess I should.

00:34:13.300 --> 00:34:15.659
Jim Harbaugh traditionally about the third year

00:34:15.659 --> 00:34:18.099
is really starting to ramp it up. Yeah, he's

00:34:18.099 --> 00:34:21.099
the X factor there. They've done a lot of acquisitions

00:34:21.099 --> 00:34:23.139
and a lot of this and that that I haven't kept

00:34:23.139 --> 00:34:26.260
up with. I bet you most of them are pretty good.

00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.920
Yeah. That's just their skill, you know. Yeah.

00:34:28.940 --> 00:34:30.980
I think when we did the list of most improved

00:34:30.980 --> 00:34:33.199
teams through draft and free agency, they were

00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:35.780
on that list. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:38.679
We took one of their running backs, Mitchell.

00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:43.219
Yeah. And their linebacker, Denzel Perryman,

00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.480
has been arrested. So that's not good. I thought

00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:48.860
Mitchell's was a 49er, wasn't it? Oh, you're

00:34:48.860 --> 00:34:53.109
right, 49er. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. The

00:34:53.109 --> 00:34:56.289
California team, whatever. No, no, no. I thought

00:34:56.289 --> 00:34:58.570
maybe we didn't get the guy I thought we did.

00:34:58.610 --> 00:35:00.889
Oh, no, I was just missing you out. I'm almost

00:35:00.889 --> 00:35:03.730
64, and I've had numerous brain injuries, so

00:35:03.730 --> 00:35:08.150
you have to bear with me. No, no, no, that's

00:35:08.150 --> 00:35:10.230
fine. Because all of a sudden I was like, wait,

00:35:10.269 --> 00:35:12.849
maybe Eliah Mitchell's a guy on the Chargers,

00:35:12.869 --> 00:35:15.369
and I thought it was that fast guy from San Francisco.

00:35:16.070 --> 00:35:22.579
Okay. All right. Will the Raiders go above 500?

00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:25.639
Yes. Yeah, I think so. I think the Raiders are

00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:28.039
going to have a winning season, and people are

00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:31.219
going to worry about them come December. Yeah.

00:35:32.019 --> 00:35:38.940
Who's their quarterback? Man, I'm blanking on

00:35:38.940 --> 00:35:44.039
that. It's not Geno Smith, is it? Yeah, yeah,

00:35:44.059 --> 00:35:46.800
it is. Yeah, okay. Yeah, because they got Carroll,

00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:52.079
Pete Carroll. Yeah. Yeah, so. Okay, so Geno.

00:35:52.300 --> 00:35:55.599
Geno's a good quarterback. He's a lot better

00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:58.059
than people think. Yeah, yeah. He's solid play.

00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:01.699
He's not the most flashy. He won't get you the

00:36:01.699 --> 00:36:04.199
most yards, but he won't lose you a game generally.

00:36:04.460 --> 00:36:06.559
Yeah. You know, there's always that one, you

00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:11.900
know. Yeah. All right. Will the Commanders go

00:36:11.900 --> 00:36:14.960
to the playoffs? Playoffs. Playoffs. I'd say

00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:18.059
yes. I don't think they're going to make a lot

00:36:18.059 --> 00:36:20.500
of noise in the playoffs, but I think they will

00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:22.280
get there, which would be really good for the

00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:23.980
team as a whole. Yeah, I think they're going

00:36:23.980 --> 00:36:25.800
to have a setback in the playoffs this year.

00:36:25.900 --> 00:36:28.139
Yeah. But then next year, they're like, hey,

00:36:28.179 --> 00:36:29.800
we've been two years in a row. Let's make some

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:31.579
noise this time. They're kind of like Texans.

00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:33.840
The Texans might actually kind of ramp it up

00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:36.199
this year. That's true. C .J. Stroud has two

00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.159
years under his belt, both in the playoffs. The

00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:43.300
Houston Strouds. The Strouds, yep. The first

00:36:43.300 --> 00:36:48.139
word of the Kansas City Mahomes. Yes. Could be.

00:36:48.300 --> 00:36:51.119
Yeah, yeah. Everyone would go along with that.

00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:55.659
Yeah. And then you'd have some group going, oh,

00:36:55.679 --> 00:37:00.820
no, you can't do that. 3 ,000 years ago were

00:37:00.820 --> 00:37:03.300
the Mahomes that were. that went around this

00:37:03.300 --> 00:37:06.159
territory. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't

00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:08.679
he one of those ancient Egyptian pharaohs or

00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:11.599
something? Yeah. Like Mahomes II? Yeah, yeah,

00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:16.480
yes. So we can't call him that. No. Culturally

00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:18.500
insensitive, I guess. You cannot hurt anybody's

00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:22.460
feelings ever. Yeah. That's bad. Starting to

00:37:22.460 --> 00:37:28.179
sound like NPR around here. Oh, the defunded

00:37:28.179 --> 00:37:34.119
emblem. It just makes me so happy. There are

00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:36.500
tiny little fists over there. You can't do that.

00:37:36.659 --> 00:37:39.360
Oh, I guess I just did. It's so funny that as

00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:41.780
soon as the defunding goes away, everyone's quitting

00:37:41.780 --> 00:37:43.559
and they're shutting the whole thing down. They

00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:46.239
do not want to be investigated, do they? They

00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.659
do not want anyone looking into their books or

00:37:48.659 --> 00:37:51.800
asking any questions. How can someone that gets

00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:56.679
a .1 share make $10 million? That defies logic.

00:37:56.800 --> 00:37:59.699
Corruption, greed, vibery, extortion, blackmail.

00:37:59.699 --> 00:38:04.340
All this allegedly. Allegedly, but yeah. Yeah,

00:38:04.340 --> 00:38:07.119
I always wonder that. How did that guy that nobody

00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:09.559
ever heard of get that lucrative a contract?

00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:13.219
I've got a list in here for later. Some of NPR's

00:38:13.219 --> 00:38:16.199
most bizarre news stories. That they claim are

00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:21.000
not biased at all? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. That's

00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:22.960
for later. Yeah, they can go away forever. I'll

00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:28.019
be fine. Oh, yeah. All right. Will C .J. Stroud

00:38:28.019 --> 00:38:29.980
have a bounce -back year? And I'm talking statistic

00:38:29.980 --> 00:38:33.119
-wise. I think they're playoff -bound again.

00:38:33.219 --> 00:38:36.219
Playoffs, playoffs. Yeah, I could see him having

00:38:36.219 --> 00:38:38.159
definitely a better year than last year. I do,

00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:42.550
too. Yeah, at this point. Definitely see them

00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:45.190
having a better year and building. Yeah, like

00:38:45.190 --> 00:38:49.510
the Commanders and the Texans are two teams that

00:38:49.510 --> 00:38:52.849
I see accelerating at this point. Getting better,

00:38:53.070 --> 00:38:56.449
getting stronger. They'll have some falters here

00:38:56.449 --> 00:38:58.170
and there, but I think they're coming on, like

00:38:58.170 --> 00:39:03.719
the Raiders and the Broncos. Yeah, I like it

00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:06.519
when teams that have been down a while, it's

00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.099
starting to get better. And teams that have been

00:39:08.099 --> 00:39:10.639
hanging around forever, they start sucking and

00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:12.079
you go away and you don't think about them for

00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:14.679
a while. No, that's right. That turnover is kind

00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:17.360
of nice, I think. It is, and it's also kind of

00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:20.639
like cleaning the house, sweeping everything

00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:23.300
up, shoring up the corners. It helps give the

00:39:23.300 --> 00:39:26.360
impression that it's not all controlled and rigged

00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:28.239
and not the same team wins every year. Remember

00:39:28.239 --> 00:39:30.360
in baseball when the same teams were making the

00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:33.940
playoffs? Every year. Playoffs. Because, you

00:39:33.940 --> 00:39:36.179
know, the richer teams could buy the better talent.

00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:39.239
So every time the postseason came around, everyone

00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:40.800
knew it was going to be in it, and everyone was

00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:43.420
just yawning. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, we can

00:39:43.420 --> 00:39:45.420
go into that segment here in a little bit that

00:39:45.420 --> 00:39:47.599
you talked about because I love that idea. It

00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.920
will illustrate exactly what's going on. Yeah.

00:39:49.980 --> 00:39:51.619
So I'll go through the rest of these here real

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:56.039
quick, and we can go to that. So will the Texans

00:39:56.039 --> 00:39:59.579
go to the playoffs? Yes, I'd say they would.

00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.719
Will the Texans go deep in the playoffs? I think

00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:07.559
they will too. It depends on who they play. Yeah,

00:40:07.579 --> 00:40:09.260
I think they'll win their first game, but that's

00:40:09.260 --> 00:40:13.199
probably about it. I don't know that they're

00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.619
going to win their division, although it's the

00:40:16.619 --> 00:40:21.139
Colts and the Titans and the Jaguars. They could

00:40:21.139 --> 00:40:24.239
win that division, but not necessarily a lot.

00:40:24.579 --> 00:40:28.699
Well, okay, if they face the Ravens, they have

00:40:28.699 --> 00:40:31.940
a chance. They face the Bills or the Chiefs on

00:40:31.940 --> 00:40:35.599
the first one. Yeah, that first round is going

00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:37.519
to be their opponent is going to be important.

00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.980
Yeah, they face Pittsburgh. That's going to be

00:40:40.980 --> 00:40:44.139
tough. If Pittsburgh does get it all together

00:40:44.139 --> 00:40:48.659
with Aaron Rodgers. Or they could meet a wild

00:40:48.659 --> 00:40:51.559
card on a New England team. That could be very

00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:56.159
good. Yeah, it could be interesting. I think

00:40:56.159 --> 00:40:57.780
this season there's going to be some shakeup

00:40:57.780 --> 00:40:59.260
and people are going to be going, wow, didn't

00:40:59.260 --> 00:41:02.000
see that coming. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I mean,

00:41:02.059 --> 00:41:05.039
like, just look at our division alone. Yeah.

00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.340
Everyone's to at least been to a Super Bowl.

00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:09.739
Three of them out of the four have won at least

00:41:09.739 --> 00:41:12.980
one Super Bowl. Yep. And the other one had been

00:41:12.980 --> 00:41:16.139
to a Super Bowl and played really well, but he

00:41:16.139 --> 00:41:20.659
had Kaepernick and Smith as quarterbacks, so,

00:41:20.659 --> 00:41:25.929
yeah. All right, and finally. Will Dallas do

00:41:25.929 --> 00:41:28.170
better and possibly make the playoffs this year?

00:41:28.210 --> 00:41:30.690
That was written out before Brian Schottenheimer

00:41:30.690 --> 00:41:34.070
was hired. Yeah, I don't see Dallas doing much

00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:36.190
this year. No, I don't either. I think their

00:41:36.190 --> 00:41:40.210
owner's got his head stuck in a routine and a

00:41:40.210 --> 00:41:43.210
mindset that might have worked about 40 years

00:41:43.210 --> 00:41:46.389
ago, but doesn't work now. And he's so rich that

00:41:46.389 --> 00:41:49.150
nobody can make him change or listen to reason.

00:41:49.409 --> 00:41:51.849
They just say, you know, yes, Jerry, no, Jerry,

00:41:51.949 --> 00:41:54.639
whatever you say, Jerry. and then they cash their

00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:59.420
paychecks. So until people are holding others

00:41:59.420 --> 00:42:01.920
accountable within that organization, they're

00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:04.059
just going to stumble along making money and

00:42:04.059 --> 00:42:06.960
losing games. Well, Yoda, all he ever wanted

00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:08.940
was yes, man, and that's what you get. Yeah,

00:42:08.940 --> 00:42:11.559
he fired Jimmy Jones because he was a little

00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:14.739
too defiant. Yeah, and also he didn't like someone

00:42:14.739 --> 00:42:16.420
taking the spotlight because everyone's like,

00:42:16.420 --> 00:42:20.480
yeah. He wants his face everywhere. Jerry Jones

00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:23.119
is brilliant. No one said Jerry Jones is brilliant.

00:42:23.340 --> 00:42:26.099
He didn't like that. If he didn't have to give

00:42:26.099 --> 00:42:28.019
up the money of the naming rights, he would have

00:42:28.019 --> 00:42:30.400
named the stadium after himself. Yes. But he

00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.139
wanted that money from the naming rights. That's

00:42:32.139 --> 00:42:34.460
the only reason he didn't name it the Jerry Jones

00:42:34.460 --> 00:42:36.800
Godlike Palace of Wonderfulness or something

00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:40.320
like that. From the top, it's a big, all the

00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:44.989
windows in it. Or like one -way windows. And

00:42:44.989 --> 00:42:47.050
then all you can see is like a picture of his

00:42:47.050 --> 00:42:51.690
Yoda -looking face on the top. But he actually,

00:42:51.869 --> 00:42:54.989
there's a big design flaw in that stadium. Because

00:42:54.989 --> 00:42:57.110
when the sun is setting, it comes in and throws

00:42:57.110 --> 00:42:59.960
in windows. Yeah, really. It comes in through

00:42:59.960 --> 00:43:02.639
the end windows and blinds everyone who's facing

00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.239
a certain way on the field. Yes. And sometimes

00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.539
it's the cowboys that are getting blinded by

00:43:07.539 --> 00:43:10.260
those, and there's no way to block the sun, block

00:43:10.260 --> 00:43:13.099
that illumination. It's a design flaw, and Jerry

00:43:13.099 --> 00:43:15.920
Jones is refusing to admit it. And this is a

00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:21.059
Texas sun. Yes. I've been to Texas plenty of

00:43:21.059 --> 00:43:23.559
times. That sun is different than the sun up

00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:27.079
here. I've visited Houston a few times. It's

00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:31.619
nasty down there. Yeah. Yep. So, all right, that's

00:43:31.619 --> 00:43:34.659
all of them. So you had something you wanted

00:43:34.659 --> 00:43:36.980
to go into about Major League Baseball, competitive

00:43:36.980 --> 00:43:40.800
them too. Yeah, yeah. The other day I was listening

00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:46.800
to a station talking about baseball draft. What

00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:51.679
station was it? 96 .5, I believe. Okay. And,

00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:54.099
you know, the baseball draft takes place during

00:43:54.099 --> 00:43:58.800
the season, which is interesting. and they are

00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:01.739
drafting players that realistically aren't going

00:44:01.739 --> 00:44:04.099
to play for at least a season, probably longer.

00:44:04.380 --> 00:44:06.579
Yeah, and that's always been weird about how

00:44:06.579 --> 00:44:09.099
they draft them. It's just kind of like an afterthought.

00:44:09.380 --> 00:44:11.900
It's like, oh, yeah, yeah, hey, next week's the

00:44:11.900 --> 00:44:14.019
draft, so I may not be around quite as much.

00:44:14.460 --> 00:44:18.380
Yeah, yeah, it seems like the draft is not all

00:44:18.380 --> 00:44:21.679
that important because trades and free agency

00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:24.139
are just as good a way to get talent that's already

00:44:24.139 --> 00:44:27.780
become evident. Well, we're talking about Major

00:44:27.780 --> 00:44:29.719
League Baseball. I got one question I want to

00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:32.659
ask you about the Royals. Okay. Did they bring

00:44:32.659 --> 00:44:37.139
up Jack Caglione too soon? Probably so. I think

00:44:37.139 --> 00:44:40.639
so, too. Yeah. I think he'll get through it,

00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:42.960
but I think it's going to take him longer. Yeah,

00:44:42.980 --> 00:44:46.559
yeah. It's kind of an odd decision to throw him

00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:49.610
in now. before waiting for him to be really ready.

00:44:49.730 --> 00:44:51.489
And then you worry about the damage that's going

00:44:51.489 --> 00:44:54.110
to be done if he loses some confidence in himself.

00:44:54.289 --> 00:44:56.750
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the game hasn't slowed down

00:44:56.750 --> 00:45:00.389
for him seemingly. Yeah. And we'll see how that

00:45:00.389 --> 00:45:03.210
pans out. Yeah, we will. But the idea, I thought,

00:45:03.289 --> 00:45:06.550
was how would Major League Baseball be different

00:45:06.550 --> 00:45:10.429
if they drafted the same way the NFL drafts?

00:45:10.909 --> 00:45:14.710
Do it in the offseason, and it's in the reverse

00:45:14.710 --> 00:45:18.599
order of how you finish... that season that you

00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:21.280
just finished, and you're drafting players that

00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:25.500
have a reasonable chance of starting right away,

00:45:25.579 --> 00:45:28.260
or at least contributing significantly right

00:45:28.260 --> 00:45:31.039
away and staying on your roster. Major League

00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:32.980
Baseball is like, you know, draft all these guys

00:45:32.980 --> 00:45:35.599
and, you know, push them off to Timbuktu Farm

00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:37.760
Team and don't think about them for three years.

00:45:38.019 --> 00:45:40.519
Yeah. How are we supposed to get excited about

00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:43.719
the Major League Baseball draft when you're not

00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:45.340
going to hear from these guys for a long time?

00:45:47.820 --> 00:45:51.460
That is a huge fall because, well, I never even

00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:54.340
thought about that actually like that. Okay,

00:45:55.260 --> 00:45:57.159
the big, we've had the draft here a couple years

00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:01.280
ago. Yeah. It is huge. Monsters. Yeah. I mean,

00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:04.539
the draft is like a season in itself. Yeah, it's

00:46:04.539 --> 00:46:07.659
like the, almost like the Super Bowl. Yeah, like

00:46:07.659 --> 00:46:10.099
a month and a half after the Super Bowl was settled

00:46:10.099 --> 00:46:12.420
and all that, you had your clear champion and

00:46:12.420 --> 00:46:14.619
all that. And the idea is to get you excited

00:46:14.619 --> 00:46:16.760
and ramped up for the coming season. It does,

00:46:17.019 --> 00:46:19.820
yeah. Everyone's making their picks and their

00:46:19.820 --> 00:46:22.610
mock drafts. Everyone's watching. All of a sudden

00:46:22.610 --> 00:46:24.650
that Thursday, I think, is when it starts. Wednesday

00:46:24.650 --> 00:46:26.090
or Thursday, I think it's Thursday. Yeah, it's

00:46:26.090 --> 00:46:27.730
Thursday and then a Friday and then Saturday.

00:46:27.769 --> 00:46:29.449
Then it works. Someone comes running in and goes,

00:46:29.550 --> 00:46:31.630
hey, did you hear who we got? No, who did we

00:46:31.630 --> 00:46:33.449
get? And then you're like. It's a big deal. Oh,

00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:35.429
is that that one guy from Maryland or whatever?

00:46:35.530 --> 00:46:37.769
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the big guy, you know. Yeah.

00:46:38.389 --> 00:46:40.409
You don't hear that about baseball. No, they're

00:46:40.409 --> 00:46:43.550
missing such an opportunity to make this a pro

00:46:43.550 --> 00:46:46.769
baseball event, get people excited. You know,

00:46:46.769 --> 00:46:50.289
what would happen if this next draft. Some of

00:46:50.289 --> 00:46:51.849
the teams just say, you know what, we're not

00:46:51.849 --> 00:46:54.389
drafting these high school guys anymore. This

00:46:54.389 --> 00:46:56.989
guy's 23. He's been playing in college. He's

00:46:56.989 --> 00:46:59.030
ready to go. We're drafting him. And he's going

00:46:59.030 --> 00:47:00.670
to start at first base next season. I've been

00:47:00.670 --> 00:47:02.889
expecting that for a long time, actually. Yeah.

00:47:03.250 --> 00:47:05.710
Let's have some teams step up and do that. Set

00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:09.150
a new bar. You guys want to spend four years

00:47:09.150 --> 00:47:12.190
training and grooming and developing that guy?

00:47:12.449 --> 00:47:15.219
Okay. We're going to win this season. Yeah, I

00:47:15.219 --> 00:47:18.440
agree. I'd love to see that. I would too. I think

00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.960
that they always talk about, well, the baseball

00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:24.579
purists, they don't want... It's not necessarily

00:47:24.579 --> 00:47:27.679
that. I mean, that's part of it. It's the union,

00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:30.900
not wanting to change the way things are done,

00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:32.860
but there's also... You and I have both been

00:47:32.860 --> 00:47:35.320
in unions. Yeah, yeah. We know how this shit

00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.539
is. Yes. The union brotherhood is something that

00:47:38.539 --> 00:47:40.500
it's almost like they shame you if you don't

00:47:40.500 --> 00:47:42.789
go along with it. Yeah. It's like, oh, no, no,

00:47:42.849 --> 00:47:45.730
you're a part of this. It's big -time peer pressure.

00:47:45.929 --> 00:47:48.730
Yes. And I think that that's what happens in

00:47:48.730 --> 00:47:52.110
baseball to a big degree. Yeah. Look at the players,

00:47:52.309 --> 00:47:55.090
the scat players, if you will. You know, yeah.

00:47:55.289 --> 00:47:57.670
Boy, they were shunned and pretty much pitched

00:47:57.670 --> 00:48:01.309
out of the league. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even if

00:48:01.309 --> 00:48:03.670
they, you know, came back later and joined the

00:48:03.670 --> 00:48:07.630
unions, no. No, because they, in air parentheses,

00:48:07.929 --> 00:48:10.389
crossed the picket line. Yeah, it's like you

00:48:10.389 --> 00:48:12.449
don't trust a traitor, even if he was working

00:48:12.449 --> 00:48:13.949
for you, you still don't trust him. You don't

00:48:13.949 --> 00:48:15.690
trust him, yeah. Because you know he'll betray

00:48:15.690 --> 00:48:20.409
you too. Exactly. Yeah. Yep. Anyhow, go ahead,

00:48:20.510 --> 00:48:26.570
I think. So, yeah, that, it would be very much

00:48:26.570 --> 00:48:29.349
different, and I think also another big part

00:48:29.349 --> 00:48:33.170
of what people enjoy about baseball, I think

00:48:33.170 --> 00:48:35.309
if you're going to be a baseball fan, then the

00:48:35.309 --> 00:48:38.900
record book becomes very important to you. Yes.

00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:43.260
All these game records, individual records, season

00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:46.980
records, team records, all this stuff. And if

00:48:46.980 --> 00:48:50.400
you had a real shakeup in how things are done

00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:55.360
that kind of changed the talent, it's like we're

00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:58.280
bringing in all these good offensive players

00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.119
who are ready to start right now, and the pitchers

00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:04.079
can't keep up. So you're going to get way better,

00:49:04.119 --> 00:49:06.920
more scoring, higher scoring games, more action.

00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.679
and the rule book would take a big hit because

00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:12.000
there's some record, I mean not rule book, the

00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:13.900
record book, because there would be some records

00:49:13.900 --> 00:49:17.219
that would fall every season. And there are other

00:49:17.219 --> 00:49:19.960
records that you'd never break again, like some

00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:22.019
of the pitching records and the shutouts and

00:49:22.019 --> 00:49:23.960
the low scores. You'd never break any of those

00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:26.159
records ever again, so they would become irrelevant.

00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:29.079
I think that's something they have to look at

00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:32.139
is we don't want to make these records irrelevant

00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:34.460
in any way because that's a big draw for the

00:49:34.460 --> 00:49:36.760
game. It's like, oh, look, this guy's getting

00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:39.239
close to breaking this record. Everyone pay attention.

00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:43.059
And if the record's become meaningless, yeah,

00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:47.239
that's not good. Yeah. You know, and here's,

00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:52.619
okay, it took baseball until the 1990s for Roger

00:49:52.619 --> 00:49:56.380
Maris was the record holder for home runs. It

00:49:56.380 --> 00:49:59.739
was 62, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, Babe Ruth was

00:49:59.739 --> 00:50:02.969
close, was second, was 60. Yeah. It took them

00:50:02.969 --> 00:50:06.849
how many years since the 50s to the 90s to break

00:50:06.849 --> 00:50:10.309
them, and now it's nothing to get 60. Yeah. I

00:50:10.309 --> 00:50:12.369
mean, it's something, but it's not unusual. It's

00:50:12.369 --> 00:50:15.050
just kind of like, how many home runs did, oh,

00:50:15.230 --> 00:50:21.929
what's his name from New York? Oh, my gosh, Jeter?

00:50:22.329 --> 00:50:25.449
No, well, the guy playing now. Okay, Jeter. Yeah,

00:50:25.510 --> 00:50:27.309
60 home runs. Oh, yeah, yeah, that sounds about

00:50:27.309 --> 00:50:31.880
right. Yeah. Yeah, that's its own kind of disappointment

00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:34.500
for the longtime fan, is a record that's been

00:50:34.500 --> 00:50:37.519
held for so long, it breaks, and then it breaks

00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:39.260
again, and then it breaks again, and then it

00:50:39.260 --> 00:50:41.679
breaks again. It's like, ah, this just doesn't

00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:45.519
mean anything now. Yeah, the old records don't

00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:47.980
match new records for obvious reasons. Yeah.

00:50:48.260 --> 00:50:52.760
So, okay. Go ahead. Oh, that's about all I had.

00:50:53.719 --> 00:50:56.039
Well, I love that comparison because I think

00:50:56.039 --> 00:50:57.800
we kind of hit everything that's pretty much

00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:01.909
going on there. Yeah, yeah. Just the whole idea

00:51:01.909 --> 00:51:05.969
of baseball seems to be slow, patient, meticulous,

00:51:05.969 --> 00:51:08.550
a little bit at a time. It doesn't jive with

00:51:08.550 --> 00:51:10.769
today's world. No, and they can at least make

00:51:10.769 --> 00:51:14.230
part of it fast and fun and action -packed. You

00:51:14.230 --> 00:51:17.630
know, do that with the draft. Yeah. The union

00:51:17.630 --> 00:51:20.670
has so much brother and control over each other

00:51:20.670 --> 00:51:24.769
that it's never, at least not now, it's going

00:51:24.769 --> 00:51:30.239
to happen. I imagine there are some professional

00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.159
sports that realize that if they had a player

00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:38.400
strike, the sport would never recover. Because

00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:40.360
they're just kind of living on the edge. And

00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:43.599
if they had a stoppage and ruined the season,

00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:45.980
I think a lot of people wouldn't come back for

00:51:45.980 --> 00:51:47.920
the next season. Not necessarily baseball, but

00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:49.840
some of the sports out there, they just cannot

00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:51.900
afford a strike. Football got smart and stopped

00:51:51.900 --> 00:51:57.039
it real quick. People say that baseball recovered

00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:59.900
from their strike. No, they have not. No. They're

00:51:59.900 --> 00:52:02.940
no longer America's pastime. I know so many people

00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:04.880
that do not give one ounce of shit about it.

00:52:05.420 --> 00:52:07.599
That's kind of me. I used to pay attention. I

00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:10.500
used to go to five or six games a season. After

00:52:10.500 --> 00:52:13.780
they canceled the rest of the season and canceled

00:52:13.780 --> 00:52:16.179
the World Series, I was like, all right, I'm

00:52:16.179 --> 00:52:18.840
done with you guys. You make way more money than

00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.139
I'll ever see in my lifetime, and it's not enough

00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:24.329
to go out and hit a ball around. I just didn't

00:52:24.329 --> 00:52:27.929
have time for that. Here's mine on it. It wasn't

00:52:27.929 --> 00:52:31.849
even that. To me, I found football and other

00:52:31.849 --> 00:52:35.190
sports where they were no longer there. And it's

00:52:35.190 --> 00:52:38.090
kind of like, when I got back to them, the Royals

00:52:38.090 --> 00:52:40.070
weren't worth a shit anyhow, so I was just kind

00:52:40.070 --> 00:52:42.809
of like, oh, they got back to playing? Oh, okay,

00:52:42.849 --> 00:52:45.360
that's nice. And then I'm overlooking somewhere

00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:48.139
else. I heard that mentioned on some sports talk

00:52:48.139 --> 00:52:50.960
shows is a lot of baseball fans realize that

00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:53.400
they can get by just fine without baseball. Yeah,

00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:56.559
and I used to worship baseball. Yeah, yeah. So

00:52:56.559 --> 00:52:59.280
they definitely screwed themselves big time.

00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.559
But imagine how big baseball would be now if

00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:05.739
they'd never done that. They could be huge instead

00:53:05.739 --> 00:53:09.679
of a kind of teetering sport. I mean, everyone's...

00:53:09.869 --> 00:53:11.730
worried about where the Chiefs are going to move

00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:13.809
to, but people aren't really all that concerned

00:53:13.809 --> 00:53:16.929
about the Royals. No, you're right. They're like,

00:53:17.090 --> 00:53:18.610
oh yeah, they'll end up somewhere. We don't know

00:53:18.610 --> 00:53:19.929
if they're going to end up in Washington Square

00:53:19.929 --> 00:53:22.269
or Clay County. And there's ten times as many

00:53:22.269 --> 00:53:24.210
games, so you can get to a few no matter where

00:53:24.210 --> 00:53:29.110
they are. Personally, look, Jackson County, they

00:53:29.110 --> 00:53:32.929
have some work to do on themselves. We're not

00:53:32.929 --> 00:53:36.389
ready for a relationship, obviously. So, maybe

00:53:36.389 --> 00:53:39.369
it's time we part ways with those two. you know,

00:53:39.369 --> 00:53:43.090
our two lovers, and they go somewhere else and

00:53:43.090 --> 00:53:45.789
we work on ourselves. So Clay County would be

00:53:45.789 --> 00:53:49.090
beautiful for the stadium facing the skyline

00:53:49.090 --> 00:53:51.409
and the river. Kind of opposite what the current

00:53:51.409 --> 00:53:55.110
does. Yeah. Opposite of the current. That would

00:53:55.110 --> 00:53:59.190
be nice. Yeah. But we'll see what happens. I

00:53:59.190 --> 00:54:04.010
mean, Kansas City's fighting, but it may be in

00:54:04.010 --> 00:54:06.190
vain, but they're fighting. One of the recent

00:54:06.190 --> 00:54:10.199
things I've heard is The site of what used to

00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:13.360
be the Sprint Campus, over like 119th and Metcalf.

00:54:14.300 --> 00:54:16.679
Yeah, that's been repeatedly, because one of

00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:20.320
the Royals' managing partners owns that, or is

00:54:20.320 --> 00:54:22.480
one of the group that owns that. Yeah, it's called

00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:26.659
Asperia. Asperia, yeah. The old Sprint Center,

00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:30.599
if anyone wants to know what it is. Not the Sprint

00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:32.099
Center downtown, the Sprint Campus. The Sprint

00:54:32.099 --> 00:54:35.699
Campus, yeah. Way too big and overbuilt. Even

00:54:35.699 --> 00:54:37.500
when they built it, they couldn't occupy half

00:54:37.500 --> 00:54:39.860
of it. They never have occupied more than half

00:54:39.860 --> 00:54:41.719
of that. They've torn down a lot of those buildings.

00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:45.420
Chesapeake Energy down in Oklahoma City did the

00:54:45.420 --> 00:54:48.400
same thing. And now they use like a tenth of

00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:52.099
it. Or last I knew. Allegedly and all that. I

00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:57.579
think that what I've heard is that that Asperia

00:54:57.579 --> 00:55:01.219
area is... where they're thinking about putting

00:55:01.219 --> 00:55:04.039
the new baseball stadium, right in the middle

00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:07.579
of Johnson County. I got to analyzing it, and

00:55:07.579 --> 00:55:09.880
people were going, that area? No, that's no good.

00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:15.159
Uh -uh. No, that expressway, 69 Highway Expressway,

00:55:15.219 --> 00:55:18.719
you can make an exit directly to there. That's

00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:21.760
true, yeah. You would definitely have to change

00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:23.659
some of the roads around. Yeah, but it would

00:55:23.659 --> 00:55:27.199
be perfect. You have the Expressway, and you

00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:29.219
have 119th, and you can do a lot of different

00:55:29.219 --> 00:55:31.900
designs, too. You have Metcalf. You have a really

00:55:31.900 --> 00:55:33.880
good system to work with. There are a lot of

00:55:33.880 --> 00:55:36.139
hotels around there. There's a lot of eating

00:55:36.139 --> 00:55:39.519
places, a lot of attractions. Yes. You can go

00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:42.019
get some ramen noodles that are gourmet. Yeah,

00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:44.539
yeah. How about that? You stub your toe. Menorah

00:55:44.539 --> 00:55:46.340
Hospital is just right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:46.420 --> 00:55:49.059
They're good. We both visited there. Yeah, yeah.

00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:51.440
It's funny. If you look at the placards inside,

00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:54.179
they used to be called the Jewish Hospital of

00:55:54.179 --> 00:55:58.000
Kansas City. Yeah, but, you know. We don't care

00:55:58.000 --> 00:56:00.199
who you are. It's like the Jewish community center

00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:01.880
when they moved to Johnson County. Oh, yeah.

00:56:01.980 --> 00:56:03.960
They're so afraid of the word Jew over there,

00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:06.579
they had to rebrand themselves as the J. Well,

00:56:06.659 --> 00:56:11.239
they did have a shooter. Yeah, that's true. We're

00:56:11.239 --> 00:56:13.400
not making fun of that at all. Yes, but it's

00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:15.579
all those rich, white, Christian Johnson County

00:56:15.579 --> 00:56:17.920
assholes that can't stand the word Jew anywhere.

00:56:18.380 --> 00:56:22.340
I mean, just look at, what was it, Columbia and

00:56:22.340 --> 00:56:26.590
Brown University. both have made multi, multi

00:56:26.590 --> 00:56:28.929
-million dollar settlements with the government

00:56:28.929 --> 00:56:34.750
because of their long history of anti -Jew policies.

00:56:35.050 --> 00:56:36.530
Oh, yeah, I read a little bit about that. See,

00:56:36.590 --> 00:56:41.429
Colombia discriminated against Jews in the admissions

00:56:41.429 --> 00:56:45.010
process. They discriminated against them in student

00:56:45.010 --> 00:56:48.889
housing. And they allowed the establishment of

00:56:48.889 --> 00:56:52.349
a Jewish -free zone that the Palestinian students

00:56:52.349 --> 00:56:55.239
set up. and they just let it happen. That's why

00:56:55.239 --> 00:56:58.820
Harvard had to pay $400 million. And just to

00:56:58.820 --> 00:57:02.360
free us of any litigation possible at all, allegedly,

00:57:02.579 --> 00:57:05.280
all this. Yes, there we go. But considering that

00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:07.780
the university settled the suit, I think they're

00:57:07.780 --> 00:57:11.400
admitting it. No, I think so too, but I was taught

00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:14.079
that by someone that would know. They said always

00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:16.079
do that. Always say allegedly, just to cover

00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:18.099
your ass. And what I've heard, and I don't know

00:57:18.099 --> 00:57:22.579
for sure. Columbia, I think, had to pay $200

00:57:22.579 --> 00:57:26.119
million for the same thing. And then Brown University

00:57:26.119 --> 00:57:28.800
had to pay, I think it was around $10 million,

00:57:28.940 --> 00:57:34.719
$10 to $20 million, for an active policy of discriminating

00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:39.219
against Jewish Africans. The Jew hatred is still

00:57:39.219 --> 00:57:42.719
there. I mean, it's everywhere. It is entrenched

00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:47.380
into universities that claim to be liberal. Accepting.

00:57:47.539 --> 00:57:50.860
Unless you're a Jew, apparently. Like Greta Thornburg

00:57:50.860 --> 00:57:53.960
or whatever she is. Over there giving a lunchbox

00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:59.840
to a Palestinian. It's like, you're over. It's

00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:03.380
done. Go away. Nobody gives one ounce of shit

00:58:03.380 --> 00:58:06.320
about you anymore. You're no longer that little

00:58:06.320 --> 00:58:09.039
kid that's outraged. Now you're just a pissed

00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:11.179
off fucking teenager. And you still have those

00:58:11.179 --> 00:58:14.739
tiny little fists. Yes. Over there in their boat.

00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:21.159
I was hoping they'd behead him. Oops. Made the

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.940
wrong move, didn't you there? Now you can be

00:58:23.940 --> 00:58:27.420
outraged, Greta. Get the fuck on out of here.

00:58:27.579 --> 00:58:29.639
Your five minutes have been over a long time

00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:32.019
ago. I learned that there's a... Allegedly. I

00:58:32.019 --> 00:58:34.400
forget which make it is. There's a sports car

00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:39.500
that when you're driving it and you do a gear

00:58:39.500 --> 00:58:43.340
change... It's got a system that drops a drop

00:58:43.340 --> 00:58:47.139
of raw fuel into the muffler every time you do

00:58:47.139 --> 00:58:50.860
a gear change just for the sound. Just to make

00:58:50.860 --> 00:58:54.719
you go when your gear change. So I would like

00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:57.539
to see... Did you say this is an EV? No, this

00:58:57.539 --> 00:59:00.099
is like a supercar, super sports car that sucks

00:59:00.099 --> 00:59:03.360
down gas like crazy. And here it is wasting more

00:59:03.360 --> 00:59:06.400
gas just to make a cool sound. And he said this

00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:08.320
is the kind that makes Greta Thunberg just...

00:59:08.570 --> 00:59:10.909
blow her stack. And he's like, I think that's

00:59:10.909 --> 00:59:14.550
a great use for petrol. I want to do a burnout

00:59:14.550 --> 00:59:18.809
in front of her in a Challenger. Oh, no, no,

00:59:18.829 --> 00:59:20.590
no. I know what I want to do. I want to take

00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:22.789
10 gallons of gasoline and pour it on the ground

00:59:22.789 --> 00:59:26.030
right in front of her. Yeah, yeah. It's like,

00:59:26.050 --> 00:59:27.530
eh, I was going to fill my tank, but I don't

00:59:27.530 --> 00:59:29.449
feel like it. I'll just dump it here. Yeah, I'm

00:59:29.449 --> 00:59:31.630
going to have to have the refinery make more.

00:59:31.969 --> 00:59:37.710
Yes. How dare me. How dare me. Well, I heard

00:59:37.710 --> 00:59:39.829
that the Chargers Denzel Perryman got arrested.

00:59:39.989 --> 00:59:43.969
Oh, okay. It's a little unclear. They call it

00:59:43.969 --> 00:59:49.469
a weapons violation charge. It was 9 .30 p .m.

00:59:49.469 --> 00:59:52.710
on August 1st. South Los Angeles Station Japanese

00:59:52.710 --> 00:59:55.690
conducted a traffic stop on Perryman due to vehicle

00:59:55.690 --> 00:59:58.820
code violations. Oh, that'll get it. So, yeah,

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:00.960
apparently he's modified this vehicle to where

01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:03.300
it's not actually street legal anymore. Yep.

01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:05.880
And strictly speaking, you modify your car in

01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:08.579
any way that raises it, lowers it, or widens

01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:11.480
it, it might not be street legal, and you can

01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:13.699
be pulled over for that. And that is a valid

01:00:13.699 --> 01:00:16.559
excuse. So, if you don't want to be pulled over,

01:00:16.699 --> 01:00:19.780
don't give them that reason to. No, guys. Anyway,

01:00:20.039 --> 01:00:22.380
they discovered... That's attention -seeking

01:00:22.380 --> 01:00:25.590
behavior. It is, yes. Yeah, and you want the

01:00:25.590 --> 01:00:27.969
attention of your friends and the people you're

01:00:27.969 --> 01:00:30.690
attracted to, but you're also going to get the

01:00:30.690 --> 01:00:34.289
attention of the cops. Anyway, during the traffic

01:00:34.289 --> 01:00:38.429
stop, they found five firearms, including two

01:00:38.429 --> 01:00:41.369
what they call assault -style rifles, which really

01:00:41.369 --> 01:00:44.110
doesn't mean anything, because there's no legal

01:00:44.110 --> 01:00:47.610
definition of what an assault rifle is. It's

01:00:47.610 --> 01:00:50.510
an unregulated term, and you can apply it to

01:00:50.510 --> 01:00:52.710
anything. I never even really thought... thought

01:00:52.710 --> 01:00:55.929
about that, but I guess so. That was what always

01:00:55.929 --> 01:00:59.349
derailed all those bans on assault rifles, because

01:00:59.349 --> 01:01:02.010
there is no legal definition of what an assault

01:01:02.010 --> 01:01:03.949
rifle is. I mean, bump stock or whatever, you

01:01:03.949 --> 01:01:06.010
know, if you have a definition, you can. Yeah,

01:01:06.010 --> 01:01:08.789
something specific, yeah. But anyway, so they

01:01:08.789 --> 01:01:10.849
booked him, and he's being held without bail,

01:01:10.969 --> 01:01:14.889
and scheduled to appear at the Englewood Courthouse

01:01:14.889 --> 01:01:17.710
on August 5th. The team said, we're aware of

01:01:17.710 --> 01:01:22.969
the matter, but we're going to let the... He

01:01:22.969 --> 01:01:24.750
said, we're aware of recent reports regarding

01:01:24.750 --> 01:01:26.809
Denzel Perriman's arrest. At this time, we are

01:01:26.809 --> 01:01:28.909
still gathering facts and will fully cooperate

01:01:28.909 --> 01:01:31.969
with the process. He's a respected veteran in

01:01:31.969 --> 01:01:34.369
the NFL and a dedicated father, teammate, and

01:01:34.369 --> 01:01:37.230
professional. Well, what does that really mean?

01:01:37.289 --> 01:01:40.090
Because the BTK killer in Wichita was all those

01:01:40.090 --> 01:01:41.989
things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact,

01:01:42.110 --> 01:01:43.590
you know, he would have got away with it, but

01:01:43.590 --> 01:01:45.530
he was so outraged they didn't talk about him

01:01:45.530 --> 01:01:48.190
anymore. They basically gave himself away. He

01:01:48.190 --> 01:01:51.010
did. He did. And so, you know, it's the bullshit

01:01:51.010 --> 01:01:53.050
of, well, he's this, and he's this, and he's

01:01:53.050 --> 01:01:56.230
that. Well, so was this mass murderer, and so

01:01:56.230 --> 01:01:58.710
was this psychopath. No, that's the biggest known

01:01:58.710 --> 01:02:01.030
statement ever. Yeah, remember when they deported

01:02:01.030 --> 01:02:03.030
that one guy, and the liberals were referring

01:02:03.030 --> 01:02:05.929
to him as a Maryland father was deported. Yes.

01:02:05.929 --> 01:02:08.070
He was a gangbanger. A gangbanger, yeah. But,

01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:12.230
yeah, see, it's just spin by the chargers. Yeah.

01:02:13.309 --> 01:02:15.659
Anyway. Out of respect for the process, no party

01:02:15.659 --> 01:02:17.539
involved. We'll have no further comment at this

01:02:17.539 --> 01:02:19.679
time. Where's Bill Riley when you need him? Yeah,

01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:23.800
really. Bill O 'Reilly. So it says Perryman,

01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:26.860
a one -time Pro Bowler, has played 10 seasons,

01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.139
spent the past year with the Chargers logging

01:02:29.139 --> 01:02:32.739
55 tackles in one sack, and re -signed with them

01:02:32.739 --> 01:02:37.780
at the beginning of free agency. So that's Perryman.

01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:42.440
Okay. Rasheed Rice. His criminal case has been

01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:44.960
resolved. Chiefs receiver Rishi Rice has one

01:02:44.960 --> 01:02:46.920
step remaining before his street racing situation

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:50.079
is resolved. A potential, if not likely, NFL

01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:54.300
suspension. A quote from Rice. Honestly, it's

01:02:54.300 --> 01:02:56.780
still in the works. My legal team is handling

01:02:56.780 --> 01:02:58.639
that. All I can do is focus on what I control

01:02:58.639 --> 01:03:01.159
right now, and that's me doing what I do best

01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:05.179
right here on the field. It's not racing cars.

01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:08.449
No. So the NFL has yet... to propose an agreed

01:03:08.449 --> 01:03:11.030
suspension to the NFL Players Association. So

01:03:11.030 --> 01:03:13.550
they're not even having a proposal on the table

01:03:13.550 --> 01:03:18.090
yet. Yeah, like you said, the 10th week, all

01:03:18.090 --> 01:03:20.989
of a sudden they're going to go, oh, by the way,

01:03:21.030 --> 01:03:24.510
we decided. Yeah, if they need to influence the

01:03:24.510 --> 01:03:26.269
season at some point, that's when they'll drop

01:03:26.269 --> 01:03:27.690
the suspension. Yeah, they'll go, okay, it's

01:03:27.690 --> 01:03:35.659
time to do it. Yeah. Once the NFLPA... gets the

01:03:35.659 --> 01:03:40.519
proposed suspension, they would work with Rice's

01:03:40.519 --> 01:03:43.000
representatives to formulate a plan. Now the

01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:45.480
NFLPA, the Players Union, they're in a big state

01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:47.460
of turmoil right now because their president

01:03:47.460 --> 01:03:52.639
has just had to resign because he was putting

01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:55.920
visits to strip bars and strippers on his expense

01:03:55.920 --> 01:04:01.320
account. And I'm sure nobody cared as long as

01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:03.099
he was doing it, as long as he didn't get caught.

01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:05.659
But once he got caught, they had to make a big

01:04:05.659 --> 01:04:08.860
deal of it. That's what always gets me, is most

01:04:08.860 --> 01:04:11.280
of the times they know that they're doing it,

01:04:11.340 --> 01:04:17.800
but then when they get caught... Okay, we're

01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:20.059
posing for a picture I'm going to put on Facebook,

01:04:20.159 --> 01:04:23.980
so maybe people will come by. Yeah, and that

01:04:23.980 --> 01:04:25.900
way they'll recognize us and know who to throw

01:04:25.900 --> 01:04:30.789
rotten eggs at. Well, they do that anyhow. Eddie,

01:04:30.869 --> 01:04:34.050
I'll go ahead. Okay, if the League and the Union

01:04:34.050 --> 01:04:36.210
cannot agree on a punishment, the formal process

01:04:36.210 --> 01:04:38.829
would unfold. Given that the facts regarding

01:04:38.829 --> 01:04:41.269
what transpired are not in dispute, because it's

01:04:41.269 --> 01:04:43.150
on video, it's possible that a hearing before

01:04:43.150 --> 01:04:46.030
retired Judge Sue L. Robinson will be unnecessary.

01:04:46.949 --> 01:04:49.210
If that was the case, the matter would go straight

01:04:49.210 --> 01:04:52.110
to Commissioner Roger Goodell for his decision.

01:04:52.989 --> 01:04:55.869
So the decision will wind up in his hands, and

01:04:55.869 --> 01:04:58.489
he can decide whichever way he wants, whatever's

01:04:58.489 --> 01:05:01.909
best for the league. With the Chiefs' regular

01:05:01.909 --> 01:05:04.250
season opener only four weeks and six days away,

01:05:04.349 --> 01:05:06.389
it's also possible that Rice would be available

01:05:06.389 --> 01:05:08.590
for week one and beyond until the case has been

01:05:08.590 --> 01:05:11.630
resolved. However it plays out, Rice insists

01:05:11.630 --> 01:05:13.989
his days of reckless driving are behind him.

01:05:14.090 --> 01:05:16.869
I've completely changed, he said. Honestly, you

01:05:16.869 --> 01:05:18.949
have to learn from things like that. I've taken

01:05:18.949 --> 01:05:20.949
advantage of being able to learn from something

01:05:20.949 --> 01:05:30.840
like that. Okay. Oh, and then we've got Shannon

01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:34.380
Sharp. Okay. Ex -Broncos tight end, Hall of Famer.

01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:39.099
He got into a relationship with an OnlyFans girl.

01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:44.320
So basically that's a person who performs sex

01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:47.360
acts on video at your request as long as you

01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:50.820
put your credit card in. So that's what Shannon

01:05:50.820 --> 01:05:52.719
Sharp has been doing with a lot of his money

01:05:52.719 --> 01:05:56.320
is spending it on having some girl strip on video

01:05:56.320 --> 01:06:00.179
fly. But then he got into a relationship with

01:06:00.179 --> 01:06:03.400
her and started appearing with her and showing

01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:08.079
up at her place and dating her. Then when he

01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:11.099
got tired of her, she decided that he'd been

01:06:11.099 --> 01:06:13.719
abusive this whole time and took him to court.

01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:18.699
apparently he felt she had enough on him that

01:06:18.699 --> 01:06:21.059
he wanted to settle. He did not want it to go

01:06:21.059 --> 01:06:23.239
to court at all. So he said, I need to settle

01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.579
this. I need you to make it go away. He made

01:06:25.579 --> 01:06:29.920
a $50 million settlement with this girl. So now

01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:32.480
she's a multi -multi -millionaire because she

01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:36.320
got Shannon Sharp to be stupid. Yeah, yeah. And

01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:39.099
it was like some sort of a sex game they were

01:06:39.099 --> 01:06:42.099
playing. He was saying something like... Yeah,

01:06:42.099 --> 01:06:44.199
you like to get hurt, don't you? Or something

01:06:44.199 --> 01:06:47.900
stupid like that. Like, whatever his kink was.

01:06:48.699 --> 01:06:52.900
And she exploited it. Here's the big stupid thing.

01:06:53.139 --> 01:06:57.179
He trusted her. Yes, I know. How stupid is that?

01:06:57.300 --> 01:07:00.840
He trusted her. With his career, his life, his

01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:03.360
money, everything. Remember what I said earlier

01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:06.860
before we got on the podcast? And I said, like,

01:07:06.860 --> 01:07:10.429
sometimes I think people's... Their life is going

01:07:10.429 --> 01:07:13.349
so smooth, your brain figures out a way to fuck

01:07:13.349 --> 01:07:17.030
it up. Yep. Perfect example. Yeah, yeah. It's

01:07:17.030 --> 01:07:18.630
like, I need a challenge here. Everything comes

01:07:18.630 --> 01:07:21.909
right to me. And while all this was going on,

01:07:21.949 --> 01:07:25.550
his brother Sterling Sharp was downplaying his

01:07:25.550 --> 01:07:27.809
election to the Hall of Fame because he didn't

01:07:27.809 --> 01:07:29.769
want to bring more attention on Shannon. Yes.

01:07:29.769 --> 01:07:31.889
He loves his brother, and he was trying to help

01:07:31.889 --> 01:07:34.679
him. I always like Sterling Berry. I know. I

01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:36.920
think Sterling's a very classy guy. He is. I

01:07:36.920 --> 01:07:39.079
always loved hearing what he had to say on TV.

01:07:39.300 --> 01:07:40.820
Oh, Green Bay. Oh, my God. Some of those catches.

01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:43.440
Oh, yeah. I know. Remember that one where he

01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:45.039
caught the ball and thought he was in the end

01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:46.940
zone, but was really about the two? Yeah. And

01:07:46.940 --> 01:07:48.780
at the last second, he's like, oh, shit, he ran

01:07:48.780 --> 01:07:50.940
into the end zone. And you can see this big grin.

01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:54.079
He's like, uh -oh, almost fucked up there. It

01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:57.119
was like a college player that, like, he slowed

01:07:57.119 --> 01:07:59.159
down and just started crawling to the end zone,

01:07:59.260 --> 01:08:02.159
and then he got fucking fumbled. Or the college

01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:04.039
player who doesn't remember that you can fall

01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:06.139
down and then get back up again in the NFL. Oh,

01:08:06.139 --> 01:08:07.719
yeah, yeah. They stand there, and it's like,

01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:11.280
no one's near you. It's not dead yet. Get back

01:08:11.280 --> 01:08:15.480
up. But anyway, so Sterling was trying to help

01:08:15.480 --> 01:08:17.560
him. Shannon was trying to get this all resolved

01:08:17.560 --> 01:08:19.939
so he wouldn't get fired. He got fired anyway.

01:08:20.680 --> 01:08:23.500
ESPN said, we're done with you. But I think he

01:08:23.500 --> 01:08:25.680
had another incident after that, too. I can't

01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:27.859
remember what it was. It wasn't nearly as big

01:08:27.859 --> 01:08:30.760
a deal, but what the hell was it? I didn't hear

01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:34.039
that one. You know what? Let me get back to you

01:08:34.039 --> 01:08:35.500
on that one. I thought there was another one,

01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:37.399
too, but I think they were going to do it anyhow.

01:08:37.979 --> 01:08:41.340
Yeah. But he took himself off the air when this

01:08:41.340 --> 01:08:43.319
first suit came on. He goes, okay, I'm going

01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:45.479
to step down for a little bit, and I'll probably

01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:47.779
be back around football season. In the meantime,

01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:50.319
he settled his suit, and then he came back and

01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:53.220
said, all right, I'm ready. And ESPN said, well,

01:08:53.260 --> 01:08:59.020
just one problem. You're fired. Yep. There was

01:08:59.020 --> 01:09:00.840
something else, too, but I'll have to look it

01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:02.760
up. I can't remember exactly what it was. It

01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:05.140
wasn't nearly as big a deal. But I think that

01:09:05.140 --> 01:09:08.340
just expedited it. Yeah, it started showing a

01:09:08.340 --> 01:09:10.779
pattern of irresponsibility. I think they're

01:09:10.779 --> 01:09:12.699
going to do it anyhow, but I think it's just

01:09:12.699 --> 01:09:14.800
kind of like, okay, definitely do it now, get

01:09:14.800 --> 01:09:19.149
him out of here. Let's see. Micah Parsons wants

01:09:19.149 --> 01:09:22.869
out of Dallas in a big way. He is pissed. He's

01:09:22.869 --> 01:09:27.210
angry. He's threatening. Dallas Cowboys owner

01:09:27.210 --> 01:09:30.649
Jerry Yoda Jones says, Oh, don't lose sleep over

01:09:30.649 --> 01:09:35.989
it. Yeah. Okay. But, yeah, Micah Parsons is talking

01:09:35.989 --> 01:09:39.229
about pay me or let me go. You know, I'll go

01:09:39.229 --> 01:09:41.390
to Kansas City. They want to win. Yeah, I'm trying

01:09:41.390 --> 01:09:43.789
to look up that quote that he said, if it's true.

01:09:43.970 --> 01:09:46.010
Yeah. Because, you know, we all know the Internet

01:09:46.010 --> 01:09:48.609
is always true, but I just want to cover my bases.

01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:51.829
Yeah, compare what Micah Parsons is doing, pay

01:09:51.829 --> 01:09:55.350
me what I'm worth, and compare him to the WNBA

01:09:55.350 --> 01:09:57.869
where they wear the T -shirt saying pay us what

01:09:57.869 --> 01:10:02.329
you owe us. Now, the NFL makes billions of dollars

01:10:02.329 --> 01:10:07.819
in profit every year. The WNBA loses $40 million

01:10:07.819 --> 01:10:12.260
a year, and it's getting a supplementary alimony

01:10:12.260 --> 01:10:14.739
payment from the NBA, and they're still losing

01:10:14.739 --> 01:10:18.939
$40 million a year. So what you're owed is you

01:10:18.939 --> 01:10:21.180
have to pay them because they're in the hole.

01:10:21.939 --> 01:10:27.579
Just the lack of awareness of thinking that they

01:10:27.579 --> 01:10:29.819
should be paid like the NBA players when they

01:10:29.819 --> 01:10:32.970
aren't earning the type of revenue. that the

01:10:32.970 --> 01:10:35.630
NBA players are making. Yeah, I'm not sure if

01:10:35.630 --> 01:10:38.149
Micah Parsons said that. Probably somebody just

01:10:38.149 --> 01:10:40.569
said it for him. Yeah, somebody said it for him.

01:10:41.250 --> 01:10:45.210
But anyhow, whether he did or not, yeah. Basically

01:10:45.210 --> 01:10:48.529
what he's saying is, you've got to pay me full

01:10:48.529 --> 01:10:51.829
value because you guys suck. But if there's a

01:10:51.829 --> 01:10:54.649
contender that wants to pay me less, I will definitely

01:10:54.649 --> 01:10:57.289
go there. Yeah, that's understandable. And it's

01:10:57.289 --> 01:11:00.569
perfectly... right for him to do that. He's trading

01:11:00.569 --> 01:11:03.109
some cash for the chance to get the playoffs

01:11:03.109 --> 01:11:06.350
and win a ring. Playoffs? Playoffs. What are

01:11:06.350 --> 01:11:09.189
they? They're 10 deep right now. I hope they're

01:11:09.189 --> 01:11:11.970
not drinking Old Crow. You know what? As long

01:11:11.970 --> 01:11:13.649
as they got the podcast score, we'll get credit.

01:11:13.850 --> 01:11:17.270
Yeah, there we go. In other WNBA news, there

01:11:17.270 --> 01:11:19.210
was a recent game where one of the players had

01:11:19.210 --> 01:11:22.310
her wig fall off in the middle of the game. They

01:11:22.310 --> 01:11:26.310
stopped the game so she could run to the... locker

01:11:26.310 --> 01:11:31.689
room and fix her cosmetics. What the fuck? That

01:11:31.689 --> 01:11:34.470
game can be manipulated like that. Yeah. Why

01:11:34.470 --> 01:11:36.810
didn't anyone just throw their wig off? And the

01:11:36.810 --> 01:11:38.470
funny thing is when she came back out of the

01:11:38.470 --> 01:11:41.710
locker room with her wig back on, a fan in the

01:11:41.710 --> 01:11:44.430
crowd laughed at her and made fun of her. They

01:11:44.430 --> 01:11:47.229
stopped the game again and threw that fan out.

01:11:47.369 --> 01:11:50.710
Isn't that bullshit? Now, does the WNBA want

01:11:50.710 --> 01:11:53.699
to fail? Because this is how you fail. Is you

01:11:53.699 --> 01:11:55.760
do stupid things and then piss off your fans.

01:11:56.159 --> 01:11:59.460
The problem is they thought that Caitlin Clark

01:11:59.460 --> 01:12:03.939
was going to save them. But there's certain people

01:12:03.939 --> 01:12:06.739
there that don't like her. She's getting fouled

01:12:06.739 --> 01:12:10.619
like crazy. She's getting beat up. And then,

01:12:10.619 --> 01:12:13.239
let's see, one or two days after the wig incident,

01:12:13.359 --> 01:12:16.619
somebody threw this neon green dildo on the middle

01:12:16.619 --> 01:12:19.279
of the floor during a game. And the camera zoomed

01:12:19.279 --> 01:12:21.039
right in on it before they figured out what it

01:12:21.039 --> 01:12:28.750
was. And then, to top it all off, WNBA player

01:12:28.750 --> 01:12:31.270
Angel Reese in a press conference was trying

01:12:31.270 --> 01:12:34.390
to flex to the reporters. She's saying, you know,

01:12:34.470 --> 01:12:37.970
you all make $1 ,400 a week. I make $1 ,400 in

01:12:37.970 --> 01:12:44.420
seven days. For what? She actually compared her

01:12:44.420 --> 01:12:48.800
income over the exact same period to the reporter's

01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:53.420
income. She can't do math. She can't add in her

01:12:53.420 --> 01:12:56.920
head. And she thought she was so smart and so

01:12:56.920 --> 01:13:02.960
clever. She failed third grade arithmetic, basically

01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:06.609
is what she's saying. God. And we're supposed

01:13:06.609 --> 01:13:10.869
to respect this league and this sport and jump

01:13:10.869 --> 01:13:13.069
all on board. I've never respected it because

01:13:13.069 --> 01:13:15.390
it's been built on a pretense like it was huge.

01:13:15.569 --> 01:13:18.590
Yeah. And it's not. And really the basic bottom

01:13:18.590 --> 01:13:22.250
line for me is, is it entertaining to me? And

01:13:22.250 --> 01:13:24.529
the answer is no. No. So I'm not going to watch

01:13:24.529 --> 01:13:26.310
it, whatever your reasons are. Oh, well, you

01:13:26.310 --> 01:13:28.350
should, or you have to support. No, it's not

01:13:28.350 --> 01:13:30.310
entertaining. I'm not watching it. I'm all for

01:13:30.310 --> 01:13:32.289
it. I would love it if it was entertaining, but

01:13:32.289 --> 01:13:34.529
right now it's just not that catchy. Yeah. I

01:13:34.529 --> 01:13:36.770
mean. I'll watch boxing occasionally when it's

01:13:36.770 --> 01:13:38.909
entertaining. I don't know why, but sometimes

01:13:38.909 --> 01:13:42.630
I like boxing. I'll watch hockey every once in

01:13:42.630 --> 01:13:46.250
a while if it's entertaining. But if a sport's

01:13:46.250 --> 01:13:48.390
not entertaining, I'm not going to watch it just

01:13:48.390 --> 01:13:50.750
because, oh, well, it's virtue signaling to show

01:13:50.750 --> 01:13:52.630
that you're departing this and it's a good thing.

01:13:52.810 --> 01:13:56.609
That's the same here. I agree. Because boxing

01:13:56.609 --> 01:13:58.989
I used to watch all the time. Now I don't. Well,

01:13:59.109 --> 01:14:01.600
the competition isn't there. Yeah. Back when

01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:04.300
we had, I mean, all the way from Frazier and

01:14:04.300 --> 01:14:06.779
Ali to Riddick Bowe and Lennox Lewis. Sugar Ray.

01:14:07.039 --> 01:14:12.119
Sugar Ray. Yeah. Yeah. Jerry Jones, Roy Jones

01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:15.539
Jr. All those guys were so good. Yeah. And now

01:14:15.539 --> 01:14:17.739
there's like virtually nothing because MMA kind

01:14:17.739 --> 01:14:21.159
of took over, you know. Yeah. I hear Tommy Morrison's

01:14:21.159 --> 01:14:24.039
son is trying to get going. Yes, he is actually.

01:14:24.140 --> 01:14:30.680
He is an open -hand hitter, boxer. And that shit

01:14:30.680 --> 01:14:35.300
is brutal. You know, I've often wondered, what

01:14:35.300 --> 01:14:37.899
if boxing had kept their original format to where

01:14:37.899 --> 01:14:41.199
instead of a timed round, the round didn't end

01:14:41.199 --> 01:14:43.680
until somebody got knocked down? I would love

01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:47.800
that. So the round could go 20 minutes. And even

01:14:47.800 --> 01:14:51.359
then, sometimes these fights went 15, 16, 17

01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:54.180
rounds with someone getting knocked down every

01:14:54.180 --> 01:14:57.319
stinking round. And if they could get back up,

01:14:57.420 --> 01:14:58.979
then the round was over and you'd go to your

01:14:58.979 --> 01:15:00.600
corner. If they couldn't get back up, then it's

01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:03.899
a knockout. I like that. That's what used to

01:15:03.899 --> 01:15:06.619
be. But see, you can't really bet efficiently

01:15:06.619 --> 01:15:10.819
on that. So the game of boxing or the sport of

01:15:10.819 --> 01:15:13.239
boxing was changed to make gambling more efficient.

01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:17.859
They blame that. They blame that on CTE and all

01:15:17.859 --> 01:15:20.220
that stuff. But actually, it's the betting thing.

01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.600
Because you can put somebody on the ground by

01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:27.260
hitting them in the belly. Yes. Body shots are

01:15:27.260 --> 01:15:29.880
usually what take people down. It's leading to

01:15:29.880 --> 01:15:33.880
the head. My grandfather, John Hughes, used to

01:15:33.880 --> 01:15:40.140
box. He won Golden Gloves one time. Mostly amateur

01:15:40.140 --> 01:15:44.260
boxing. But there was one bout that my grandmother

01:15:44.260 --> 01:15:46.340
described where he was boxing this guy, and the

01:15:46.340 --> 01:15:49.159
guy knew he was outmatched. So what he did is

01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:51.420
he lowered his head, and he headbutted my grandfather

01:15:51.420 --> 01:15:53.699
right in the nose and just flattened his nose.

01:15:54.350 --> 01:15:56.310
Blood was streaming out. That's what Tyson used

01:15:56.310 --> 01:15:59.710
to do. Yeah. To hear my grandmother tell it,

01:15:59.710 --> 01:16:02.069
my grandfather was so mad, he was chasing the

01:16:02.069 --> 01:16:04.210
guy at a dead run around the ring. The guy was

01:16:04.210 --> 01:16:06.510
running so fast, like, this guy's going to kill

01:16:06.510 --> 01:16:09.210
me because I broke his nose. Yeah, and he's still

01:16:09.210 --> 01:16:14.510
there. He's like, okay, now it's your turn. Yep.

01:16:14.550 --> 01:16:19.220
Didn't want that. Let's see, I only had two more

01:16:19.220 --> 01:16:21.079
things. Terry McLaurin wants out of Washington,

01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:23.760
but that's kind of a contract dispute kind of

01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:26.220
thing. Yeah, I think that'll get settled. And

01:16:26.220 --> 01:16:28.699
you know how they come out with mock drafts?

01:16:28.699 --> 01:16:33.439
The first mock draft is already out, only this

01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:35.800
time they're projecting farther ahead the next

01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:39.579
April. This is the mock draft for April of 2037.

01:16:41.449 --> 01:16:44.590
And the prediction is that each team's AI is

01:16:44.590 --> 01:16:46.930
expected to make the draft picks based on the

01:16:46.930 --> 01:16:50.670
betting line for each player. And the Titans,

01:16:50.789 --> 01:16:53.529
who by that time have been bought by RuPaul and

01:16:53.529 --> 01:16:56.470
moved to Chihuahua, Mexico, have the first pick.

01:16:58.949 --> 01:17:03.090
The RuPaul Titans of Chihuahua, Mexico. And their

01:17:03.090 --> 01:17:06.609
AI is going to make a pick. That's the 2037 draft.

01:17:06.770 --> 01:17:14.310
You heard it here first. Yeah, no, thank you.

01:17:15.970 --> 01:17:20.170
Okay, I was wanting to go over the schedule and

01:17:20.170 --> 01:17:22.409
get the wins and losses, but I suddenly decided

01:17:22.409 --> 01:17:25.189
it's too early for that. Okay. We want to wait

01:17:25.189 --> 01:17:27.409
and see injuries and all that stuff and everything.

01:17:27.590 --> 01:17:31.029
So what I have is an interesting story. Baker

01:17:31.029 --> 01:17:33.109
Mayfield was asked a couple of questions on the

01:17:33.109 --> 01:17:36.029
New Heights podcast, and we all know that that's

01:17:36.029 --> 01:17:39.869
the Kelsey brothers. Yep. Not my problem anymore.

01:17:39.909 --> 01:17:42.329
Baker Mayfield doesn't seem interested in talking

01:17:42.329 --> 01:17:45.770
about the Browns, which I can see. I don't know

01:17:45.770 --> 01:17:50.229
why. But, you know, Jason and Travis are both

01:17:50.229 --> 01:17:53.890
from the Cleveland area. Yeah. So they grew up

01:17:53.890 --> 01:17:57.489
around where Marilyn Manson grew up. Yes. Because

01:17:57.489 --> 01:17:59.949
he was from Canton, Canton, Ohio, where the Hall

01:17:59.949 --> 01:18:02.390
of Fame is. And I don't think he ever was. He

01:18:02.390 --> 01:18:04.949
never went to the Hall of Fame. No, no, I don't

01:18:04.949 --> 01:18:09.930
think so. All right. Baker Mayfield spent the

01:18:09.930 --> 01:18:12.250
first four seasons of his career in Cleveland,

01:18:12.329 --> 01:18:15.489
but if there's one thing he still has no interest

01:18:15.489 --> 01:18:17.649
in talking about, it's definitely the Browns.

01:18:17.649 --> 01:18:20.250
Yeah. During the latest episode of the New Heights

01:18:20.250 --> 01:18:22.649
podcast with Jason and Travis Kelsey, Mayfield

01:18:22.649 --> 01:18:25.029
joined the two brothers for an interview, and

01:18:25.029 --> 01:18:27.850
they wanted to talk about the Browns. The Kelseys

01:18:27.850 --> 01:18:29.810
are from Cleveland, and Jason still seems to

01:18:29.810 --> 01:18:32.770
be a Browns fan, although I don't know why. So

01:18:32.770 --> 01:18:34.810
he asked Baker how the Browns could fix their

01:18:34.810 --> 01:18:37.689
quarterback situation. He should have said, they

01:18:37.689 --> 01:18:39.529
shouldn't have got rid of me, but he didn't.

01:18:40.409 --> 01:18:44.010
Yes. He did a commercial with Alice Cooper and

01:18:44.010 --> 01:18:46.329
everything. I know. That's when I really started

01:18:46.329 --> 01:18:50.250
liking him. I love the way Alice Cooper goes,

01:18:50.470 --> 01:18:54.069
sure that's not yours? And he's like, yeah. Yeah.

01:18:54.210 --> 01:18:56.550
And Alice is a Detroit Lions fan, so that was

01:18:56.550 --> 01:18:58.630
pretty good that they got him to do a thing for

01:18:58.630 --> 01:19:01.710
the Browns. It was good. Yeah. But it was a great

01:19:01.710 --> 01:19:04.329
commercial. It was fun. And a lot of people don't

01:19:04.329 --> 01:19:06.550
even realize the reason they met is because the

01:19:06.550 --> 01:19:10.069
stadium and Rock Hall of Fame, which Alice is

01:19:10.069 --> 01:19:11.710
in, are right next to each other. Yep. You can

01:19:11.710 --> 01:19:15.329
park at one and walk to the other. Yep. So Mayfield

01:19:15.329 --> 01:19:17.630
was taken by the Browns with the first overall

01:19:17.630 --> 01:19:21.149
pick in 2018. Had zero interest in talking about

01:19:21.149 --> 01:19:23.640
Cleveland's quarterback situation. He said, listen,

01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:25.819
I plead the fifth, Mayfield said, before adding,

01:19:25.979 --> 01:19:29.460
not my problem anymore. Yeah. That's smart because

01:19:29.460 --> 01:19:32.460
he doesn't want to burn any bridges. No. He could

01:19:32.460 --> 01:19:34.600
eventually go back to the Cleveland Browns organization

01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:36.840
after he's finished playing, so he doesn't want

01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:39.619
to piss him off. I was really kind of surprised

01:19:39.619 --> 01:19:41.960
that Jason and Travis came up with that question.

01:19:42.119 --> 01:19:46.119
Yeah. Because he was notorious for mouthing off

01:19:46.119 --> 01:19:48.659
when he was younger. Oh. He doesn't want to do

01:19:48.659 --> 01:19:51.789
it anymore. He got around, he's away from that,

01:19:51.850 --> 01:19:55.130
he's mature, he's grown up. That's kind of a

01:19:55.130 --> 01:19:57.289
baited, I thought it was kind of a baited question.

01:19:57.369 --> 01:19:59.369
It's kind of like, yeah, oh yeah, well fuck him,

01:19:59.430 --> 01:20:02.090
you know those guys. Or maybe they did it to

01:20:02.090 --> 01:20:05.090
show that he grew up. Yeah, I was thinking maybe

01:20:05.090 --> 01:20:07.090
they did that, maybe they talked about it in

01:20:07.090 --> 01:20:09.770
advance and said, let's do this, so that way

01:20:09.770 --> 01:20:11.810
everyone would get the idea and everyone else

01:20:11.810 --> 01:20:14.510
would quit asking. So that might have been...

01:20:14.510 --> 01:20:16.409
He might have even told them that and said, hey,

01:20:16.430 --> 01:20:18.380
you know what? Could you guys do me a solid?

01:20:18.460 --> 01:20:21.640
I'm on your program. We're friends. Yeah, let's

01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:23.199
get the point out there that I ain't talking

01:20:23.199 --> 01:20:25.520
about it, so quit asking. That would make sense.

01:20:25.840 --> 01:20:30.060
Yeah, it could have been a setup. So anyhow,

01:20:30.300 --> 01:20:32.239
like I said, I had the schedule that I wanted

01:20:32.239 --> 01:20:34.220
to go over, and I think that's pretty much all

01:20:34.220 --> 01:20:38.800
I had. Just two more stadium things. Seems like

01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:41.539
Cincinnati's worked out all their stuff with

01:20:41.539 --> 01:20:43.300
Paycor Stadium, and they're staying put for the

01:20:43.300 --> 01:20:46.779
foreseeable future. Yeah, for now. The Browns

01:20:46.779 --> 01:20:49.140
have gotten out of the art model law because

01:20:49.140 --> 01:20:51.119
that apparently applies only for the state of

01:20:51.119 --> 01:20:53.220
Ohio. And they're staying within the state so

01:20:53.220 --> 01:20:55.300
they don't have to worry about it. But they're

01:20:55.300 --> 01:20:58.319
starting to have problems with their stadium

01:20:58.319 --> 01:21:01.560
design and the site. And it's not going as smoothly

01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:03.680
as they thought. So it's not like it's all a

01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:05.520
done deal and they're just moving ahead. They

01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:07.979
still have to figure a bunch of stuff out. So

01:21:07.979 --> 01:21:10.979
the Cleveland Stadium thing is... really seriously

01:21:10.979 --> 01:21:12.600
don't believe they're staying where they are

01:21:12.600 --> 01:21:15.239
no they're just not exactly sure where they're

01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:17.039
going and what the stadium's gonna be yeah i

01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:18.920
don't think it's a prop to try to get funding

01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:21.020
or something i think it's actual they're like

01:21:21.020 --> 01:21:23.439
look there's nothing here yeah well it's kind

01:21:23.439 --> 01:21:25.979
of like the chiefs yeah they didn't build around

01:21:25.979 --> 01:21:30.460
it no yeah big opportunity lost yeah if city

01:21:30.460 --> 01:21:33.439
planners back in 70 71 when they were planning

01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:36.619
and you know getting going on the stadium If

01:21:36.619 --> 01:21:38.699
they had been able to peek into the future and

01:21:38.699 --> 01:21:40.439
see how things are now, they would have been,

01:21:40.439 --> 01:21:42.899
oh, hell, we're buying all the surrounding land.

01:21:42.979 --> 01:21:44.939
We're developing. It's not out of it. We're going

01:21:44.939 --> 01:21:47.739
to make a bunch of money. Back in the 70s, they

01:21:47.739 --> 01:21:50.140
were still in that cow town phase. They did not

01:21:50.140 --> 01:21:52.420
want to grow. That's true. They wanted to be

01:21:52.420 --> 01:21:54.739
the little small town. They turned down developers

01:21:54.739 --> 01:21:57.960
for J .C. Nichols. Yeah. You know, J .C. Nichols

01:21:57.960 --> 01:21:59.859
didn't want these big developers coming in and

01:21:59.859 --> 01:22:02.880
making it a big town way back then. They came

01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:05.039
up with this envision of a skyscraper that would

01:22:05.039 --> 01:22:08.720
be New York. manhattan worthy i mean they killed

01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.680
it they killed it yeah uh you know they could

01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:13.560
have easily told jc nichols you know what man

01:22:13.560 --> 01:22:16.699
we have bigger fish look you can keep doing business

01:22:16.699 --> 01:22:19.279
here if you want but if not then go because we

01:22:19.279 --> 01:22:21.300
got these other contractors that are ready to

01:22:21.300 --> 01:22:25.079
do these things and the ironic thing is jc nichols

01:22:25.079 --> 01:22:27.659
he started in wyandotte county yeah and he built

01:22:27.659 --> 01:22:29.380
some beautiful neighborhoods over there i've

01:22:29.380 --> 01:22:31.119
delivered mail in those and they're gorgeous

01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:34.949
gorgeous neighborhoods But he realized Wyandotte

01:22:34.949 --> 01:22:37.670
County is too small. So then he thought, well,

01:22:37.689 --> 01:22:39.409
Jackson County. And he went down and he built

01:22:39.409 --> 01:22:42.289
the Country Club Plaza. But he couldn't work

01:22:42.289 --> 01:22:44.770
with the county government. They weren't quite

01:22:44.770 --> 01:22:48.390
as bribeable as Johnson County government was.

01:22:48.529 --> 01:22:51.189
So he hopped a state line and did all his developing

01:22:51.189 --> 01:22:53.270
in Johnson County because the county government

01:22:53.270 --> 01:22:55.489
basically bent over and said, do whatever the

01:22:55.489 --> 01:22:57.949
hell you want. We're just so happy for the tax

01:22:57.949 --> 01:23:00.109
revenue we're going to get. Just do whatever

01:23:00.109 --> 01:23:01.670
the hell you want. And actually, he screwed the

01:23:01.670 --> 01:23:03.630
city instead of helped the city, in my opinion.

01:23:03.750 --> 01:23:07.510
I mean, yeah. Well, then you had other forces

01:23:07.510 --> 01:23:10.409
like Pendergast and stuff like that. They're

01:23:10.409 --> 01:23:13.829
regulating everything. Yeah. Including the presidency

01:23:13.829 --> 01:23:17.010
of the United States. Yes. Supposedly, well,

01:23:17.069 --> 01:23:20.050
you were there, too, where Truman didn't give

01:23:20.050 --> 01:23:22.890
a shit who he was or helped get him in office.

01:23:23.109 --> 01:23:27.840
Uh -huh. He lost that big contract bid, and he

01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:29.779
went in there to Truman's office, and he said,

01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:31.420
hey, how come I didn't get the bid? He said,

01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:33.199
well, next time have the lowest fucking bid.

01:23:33.359 --> 01:23:37.159
Yep. Yeah. Pendergast is like, shit, I can't

01:23:37.159 --> 01:23:41.619
control this guy. Well, I don't think he'll ever

01:23:41.619 --> 01:23:43.560
get the credit for what he deserves, though.

01:23:43.619 --> 01:23:48.460
And the reason is, is this right here. To end

01:23:48.460 --> 01:23:51.659
a war on that type of a level, you have to live

01:23:51.659 --> 01:23:54.510
with that the rest of your life. Yeah. I mean,

01:23:54.569 --> 01:23:57.970
just vaporizing millions of people because you

01:23:57.970 --> 01:24:00.029
ordered it. Yeah. But he knew it was going to

01:24:00.029 --> 01:24:02.930
end the war rapidly. Yeah, yeah. The projections

01:24:02.930 --> 01:24:05.229
were it was going to take an invasion force of

01:24:05.229 --> 01:24:09.970
about 5 million soldiers into Japan, and the

01:24:09.970 --> 01:24:13.569
casualties on all sides combined, killed and

01:24:13.569 --> 01:24:15.590
injured, was going to be around the 12 million

01:24:15.590 --> 01:24:18.510
mark. Yes. Because the Japanese were not going

01:24:18.510 --> 01:24:20.329
to stop. They were going to fight until the last

01:24:20.329 --> 01:24:23.880
person was dead. That was their philosophy. They

01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:26.340
were very clear about it. I mean, for hell they

01:24:26.340 --> 01:24:28.720
had kamikaze pilots who were flying their airplanes

01:24:28.720 --> 01:24:32.260
into aircraft carriers. It was an honor to die

01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:33.699
for your cause. They were like Klingons before

01:24:33.699 --> 01:24:36.159
they were Klingons. Let me die in battle. That's

01:24:36.159 --> 01:24:37.659
probably where they got the idea from. Yeah,

01:24:37.720 --> 01:24:40.800
they did. Yeah, the Klingons were a cross between

01:24:40.800 --> 01:24:45.140
the Soviet Russia and the World War II era Japan.

01:24:45.439 --> 01:24:47.720
Yes. That was kind of the basis. Die for your

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:52.100
cause. It's an honor. So it was, you know. vaporize

01:24:52.100 --> 01:24:54.500
a bunch of men women and children who aren't

01:24:54.500 --> 01:24:57.460
combatants but were part of the war economy they

01:24:57.460 --> 01:25:00.899
did every house in that city was building material

01:25:00.899 --> 01:25:03.939
for the war every citizen in every house was

01:25:03.939 --> 01:25:08.699
built so it was a valid military target um so

01:25:08.699 --> 01:25:11.060
it was like you know vaporize you know a million

01:25:11.060 --> 01:25:15.760
or two japanese or let 12 million people on all

01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:19.270
sides get killed Yeah. Okay, let's do the easier

01:25:19.270 --> 01:25:22.409
one. Look, it was the right decision, obviously.

01:25:22.869 --> 01:25:27.470
Yeah. So, okay, he never really got full credit

01:25:27.470 --> 01:25:30.050
for ending the war like he did. I mean, there's

01:25:30.050 --> 01:25:33.289
still bat bombs going off over there. Yeah. We

01:25:33.289 --> 01:25:37.449
tied a bunch of bombs to bats. Were they hand

01:25:37.449 --> 01:25:39.289
grenades or what were they? I can't remember

01:25:39.289 --> 01:25:41.229
if they're time, they had to have been time released,

01:25:41.409 --> 01:25:45.420
right? Yeah, or a fuse that would break. Yeah,

01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:47.439
yeah, something like that. So they'd jar around

01:25:47.439 --> 01:25:52.140
in an attic. It would break off. Boom. And set

01:25:52.140 --> 01:25:54.140
fire to everything. Yeah, set fire to everything.

01:25:54.460 --> 01:25:56.840
Of course, the Japanese did that. They sent incendiaries

01:25:56.840 --> 01:25:59.319
over on balloons. Yes. Because the prevailing

01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:02.399
winds would blow right over the western and northwestern

01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:04.380
United States. Yeah, they figured that out. They're

01:26:04.380 --> 01:26:08.399
still finding unexploded, they call them chandelier

01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:10.579
bombs, because they look like a big -ass chandelier

01:26:10.579 --> 01:26:15.149
hanging under a gas -filled balloon. And there

01:26:15.149 --> 01:26:18.029
was in the 1950s, there was a minister and his

01:26:18.029 --> 01:26:20.609
family went on a picnic. And we went back to

01:26:20.609 --> 01:26:22.949
the car to get something. And the wife and the

01:26:22.949 --> 01:26:25.130
kids found one and touched it. Boom, they all

01:26:25.130 --> 01:26:28.970
got vaporized. So, you know, 10, 11 years after

01:26:28.970 --> 01:26:30.789
the war, people were still getting killed by

01:26:30.789 --> 01:26:34.590
Japanese munitions in the U .S. Yeah. It was

01:26:34.590 --> 01:26:37.050
a mess. It was messier on all sides. Oh, yeah.

01:26:37.270 --> 01:26:44.090
But here's the interesting part. Paul Tibbetts.

01:26:44.510 --> 01:26:46.949
was the guy in the Enola Gay who pushed the button

01:26:46.949 --> 01:26:49.310
to release the bomb. And he told everyone, you

01:26:49.310 --> 01:26:51.470
know, I'm going to do it. I'm going to take responsibility.

01:26:51.510 --> 01:26:53.029
I'm the commander of this flight, so I'm going

01:26:53.029 --> 01:26:56.609
to be the one doing it. There was a propaganda

01:26:56.609 --> 01:27:00.130
smear campaign started after the war that said

01:27:00.130 --> 01:27:03.390
that he had broken down mentally over the guilt

01:27:03.390 --> 01:27:06.130
and that he was in mental institution and he

01:27:06.130 --> 01:27:08.949
was just a destroyed human being. None of it's

01:27:08.949 --> 01:27:13.409
true. He was perfectly fine, mentally sane, had

01:27:13.409 --> 01:27:15.829
a great... rest of his life and career, etc.

01:27:16.189 --> 01:27:19.270
But they started this smear campaign that, oh,

01:27:19.270 --> 01:27:21.109
just the thought of driving that bomb drove him

01:27:21.109 --> 01:27:24.130
insane. No, it didn't. Thanks for lying to us

01:27:24.130 --> 01:27:28.770
liberals. Yeah, no, it was such bullshit. No,

01:27:29.470 --> 01:27:31.550
he went to bed at night with a clear conscience

01:27:31.550 --> 01:27:33.649
knowing he did what he had to do, like Harry

01:27:33.649 --> 01:27:36.829
Truman. But the one thing that Harry Truman did

01:27:36.829 --> 01:27:39.970
do was this right here. He did not run for re

01:27:39.970 --> 01:27:43.250
-election. He'd had enough. He did his time.

01:27:43.289 --> 01:27:45.210
He was like, that's it. He did four years as

01:27:45.210 --> 01:27:47.890
vice president, and then he finished out FDR's

01:27:47.890 --> 01:27:49.770
term, did four years as president, and he's like,

01:27:49.789 --> 01:27:53.409
duh, that's not, no. FDR died in office, and

01:27:53.409 --> 01:27:56.409
then he was re -elected. It's funny, FDR died

01:27:56.409 --> 01:27:59.210
about, what, 10, 11 days before Hitler killed

01:27:59.210 --> 01:28:02.729
himself. And when FDR died, Hitler was like,

01:28:02.810 --> 01:28:04.869
yeah, this is it, this is the turning point.

01:28:04.930 --> 01:28:06.250
And then less than two weeks later, he's like

01:28:06.250 --> 01:28:09.109
blowing his own brains out in the bunker. If

01:28:09.109 --> 01:28:12.590
that's true, if that's true. They did some DNA

01:28:12.590 --> 01:28:15.250
and they said that that's not Eva Braun, Eva

01:28:15.250 --> 01:28:20.210
Braun, Eva Braun. And Hitler, DNA. They had massive

01:28:20.210 --> 01:28:24.390
infrastructure in place. to get people out of

01:28:24.390 --> 01:28:27.369
the bunker to the airport or to a train station.

01:28:27.510 --> 01:28:29.989
I've watched a TV program where they actually

01:28:29.989 --> 01:28:33.729
got into the tunnel at the train station and

01:28:33.729 --> 01:28:35.529
followed it back towards the bunker until it

01:28:35.529 --> 01:28:38.489
was caved in. This is the actual tunnel. A full

01:28:38.489 --> 01:28:40.890
-size train can fit down here, and they could

01:28:40.890 --> 01:28:43.710
have had him at the Bonhoeff Airport in 10 minutes.

01:28:43.970 --> 01:28:46.930
There was a lot of the Nazis that they didn't

01:28:46.930 --> 01:28:49.489
kill, that they captured, that said that he is

01:28:49.489 --> 01:28:51.489
not dead. He was not dead at the time. He is

01:28:51.489 --> 01:28:53.890
now, of course. Oh, yeah. But he was not dead.

01:28:54.010 --> 01:28:56.880
He probably... You know, if you want to go ahead

01:28:56.880 --> 01:28:58.659
and commit to the he didn't die when they fainted,

01:28:58.699 --> 01:29:00.239
he probably wouldn't want to last another 10

01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:02.600
years anyway because his body was so drugged

01:29:02.600 --> 01:29:05.119
up and destroyed. And didn't he have syphilis

01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:07.319
really bad or something like that? He had Parkinson's

01:29:07.319 --> 01:29:12.300
real bad. Parkinson's. And his doctor actually

01:29:12.300 --> 01:29:14.640
did quite a bit to help the Allied cause because

01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:17.000
he prescribed Hitler to all sorts of really awful,

01:29:17.079 --> 01:29:19.760
toxic things, things with awful interactions.

01:29:19.840 --> 01:29:22.619
He took probably 20 years off of Hitler's life

01:29:22.619 --> 01:29:25.470
with the stuff he was given. It was like... Appreciate

01:29:25.470 --> 01:29:29.130
it, dude. Yeah, then Hitler, I mean, you know,

01:29:29.130 --> 01:29:31.750
he was destined to hell anyhow. Yeah. So, you

01:29:31.750 --> 01:29:33.829
know, it didn't matter when he got there, I guess,

01:29:33.869 --> 01:29:38.010
right? Yeah. And, yeah, I've seen video documentaries

01:29:38.010 --> 01:29:40.489
over in South America where they have uncovered

01:29:40.489 --> 01:29:43.970
these Nazi strongholds in the jungle. They still

01:29:43.970 --> 01:29:46.970
have the Nazi memorabilia, and they've set up,

01:29:46.970 --> 01:29:49.310
you know, here's the kitchen, here's the boiler

01:29:49.310 --> 01:29:51.590
room, here's their water supply, here's their

01:29:51.590 --> 01:29:53.869
motor pool. It's just kind of overgrown by the

01:29:53.869 --> 01:29:57.170
jungle, but they spend millions and millions

01:29:57.170 --> 01:30:00.550
of Reichsmarks, or whatever they're called, getting

01:30:00.550 --> 01:30:03.010
ready to get... Hitler and other important Nazis

01:30:03.010 --> 01:30:05.069
out of the country. Yeah, Reich Marx, Reich Marx.

01:30:05.229 --> 01:30:09.289
Yeah, I think it's Reich Marx. So it's extremely

01:30:09.289 --> 01:30:12.270
possible that he got out. And also, he was a

01:30:12.270 --> 01:30:14.890
master of propaganda. Oh, yeah. He was the one

01:30:14.890 --> 01:30:18.010
that invented it. You blow yourself up, and you

01:30:18.010 --> 01:30:20.569
point at the other person and go, they did that.

01:30:21.130 --> 01:30:24.050
Yes. What was it, the Reichstag fire? Yeah, the

01:30:24.050 --> 01:30:26.350
rocket. He blamed the communists, and they said

01:30:26.350 --> 01:30:30.500
it themselves. And they're over there going,

01:30:30.560 --> 01:30:33.239
what the fuck? We didn't know. They even found

01:30:33.239 --> 01:30:36.560
somebody to pin it on, a guy who was mentally

01:30:36.560 --> 01:30:38.779
challenged and would say whatever they told him

01:30:38.779 --> 01:30:42.199
to say. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I did it. I said

01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:47.520
it on fire. I like balloons. We did it. So, you

01:30:47.520 --> 01:30:49.640
know, when people complain about the way politics

01:30:49.640 --> 01:30:52.140
is today, it's like, dude, I've seen it all before.

01:30:52.399 --> 01:30:55.380
Yes. I've read books about it and seen it. This

01:30:55.380 --> 01:30:57.140
isn't nice. This isn't anything new. Modern day

01:30:57.140 --> 01:30:59.699
propaganda was taken from that. Yeah. Take him

01:30:59.699 --> 01:31:02.859
from that vocabulary. Exactly. Yeah. So you get

01:31:02.859 --> 01:31:04.800
the media on your side, and then you have everything

01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:07.000
because people are sheep. They watch it and go,

01:31:07.079 --> 01:31:09.880
oh, that's what's going on. Because David Muir

01:31:09.880 --> 01:31:12.380
would never lie to me. Look at him. He's a nice

01:31:12.380 --> 01:31:15.819
guy. I forgot I have one more football story

01:31:15.819 --> 01:31:17.979
left. Oh, shit. Well, we weren't even going.

01:31:18.199 --> 01:31:19.720
Yeah, I don't know. We weren't even going. We're

01:31:19.720 --> 01:31:21.260
about an hour and a half into the show. Okay.

01:31:21.500 --> 01:31:24.819
Remember we talked about Jihad Campbell? Yeah.

01:31:25.340 --> 01:31:28.060
An Alabama football player is a linebacker drafted

01:31:28.060 --> 01:31:30.699
by the Eagle. Now, his first name, Jihad, translates

01:31:30.699 --> 01:31:33.579
directly to Holy War. So his name is Holy War

01:31:33.579 --> 01:31:36.680
Campbell. Apparently, he has inspired another

01:31:36.680 --> 01:31:40.140
football player. It's Kentucky State A &M's...

01:31:40.600 --> 01:31:44.699
six -foot -four, 275 -pound edge rusher named

01:31:44.699 --> 01:31:47.300
Bradford Jenkins. That was the story I forgot

01:31:47.300 --> 01:31:49.960
to bring with me. Yeah, yeah. I told you, remember?

01:31:50.079 --> 01:31:52.619
I said I had a story. Yeah. Go ahead. So now

01:31:52.619 --> 01:31:55.819
Bradford Jenkins has been inspired by Holy War

01:31:55.819 --> 01:31:58.539
Campbell, and he's changed his name to World

01:31:58.539 --> 01:32:02.819
War II Jenkins. He was quoted as saying... When

01:32:02.819 --> 01:32:04.760
I first read it, I laughed and thought, okay,

01:32:04.779 --> 01:32:10.020
that's a joke. No. There we go. He said, I like

01:32:10.020 --> 01:32:12.880
the idea of warfare and football mixing, and

01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:15.520
I thought of the Crusades Jenkins or the Spanish

01:32:15.520 --> 01:32:18.460
Inquisition Jenkins, but World War II was so

01:32:18.460 --> 01:32:20.439
damn serious that I decided to go with World

01:32:20.439 --> 01:32:23.180
War II. I agree with him. Yeah, it makes sense.

01:32:23.699 --> 01:32:26.220
And he says his younger brother has changed his

01:32:26.220 --> 01:32:30.619
name now to Korean War Jenkins. And he's got

01:32:30.619 --> 01:32:33.520
a sister who's now known as Vietnam War Jenkins,

01:32:33.720 --> 01:32:36.159
but he says she's a real bitch. But it was a

01:32:36.159 --> 01:32:38.819
conflict. Yeah. She used to change it to conflict.

01:32:38.819 --> 01:32:41.100
It was a police action. Police action, that's

01:32:41.100 --> 01:32:43.760
right. And then the update I got this morning

01:32:43.760 --> 01:32:47.159
off the Internet is World War II Jenkins and

01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:49.560
his girlfriend, Talika Mason, have just welcomed

01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:57.220
twin girls, Gulf War I and Gulf War II. Yeah,

01:32:57.220 --> 01:32:58.939
and I thought that whole story was bullshit,

01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:00.899
but then I looked it up and was like, wow, here

01:33:00.899 --> 01:33:04.380
he is. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait. I mean, I can't

01:33:04.380 --> 01:33:06.420
wait for him to hit the pros, hopefully. World

01:33:06.420 --> 01:33:08.680
War II. I want to see that on the back of a jersey.

01:33:08.819 --> 01:33:12.720
That is going to be so awesome. Yeah, yeah. Iron

01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:14.920
Eagle would get a little competition with his

01:33:14.920 --> 01:33:17.560
name. Yeah. Iron Eagle, Iron Eagle. Yeah, yeah.

01:33:18.380 --> 01:33:21.520
Is it? Like his son, what the fuck's his son's

01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:23.420
name? Like fucking Herbert Eagle or something

01:33:23.420 --> 01:33:29.180
stupid. Nigel. Nigel Eagle. Apparently, in Great

01:33:29.180 --> 01:33:32.000
Britain, the name Nigel is like the nerdiest

01:33:32.000 --> 01:33:34.600
word ever. Well, yeah, that's a new character

01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:36.800
that I'm working on. Nigel the Know -It -All.

01:33:36.880 --> 01:33:40.439
Oh, yeah. Yeah, but Nigel the Know -It -All uncovers

01:33:40.439 --> 01:33:43.560
bullshit, and I got some really good stories

01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:46.760
from Nigel. All right. Yeah, because I have technical

01:33:46.760 --> 01:33:49.579
explanation guy now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I got

01:33:49.579 --> 01:33:52.539
a new one. that I'm going to put in tonight's

01:33:52.539 --> 01:33:55.420
podcast. Not this one, because I don't know.

01:33:55.460 --> 01:33:57.060
I could put it on this one, too. We're not that

01:33:57.060 --> 01:34:02.220
serious. But, you know, he asked for, you know,

01:34:02.279 --> 01:34:07.880
sodium chloride. He asked for, let's see, what

01:34:07.880 --> 01:34:12.220
is it? Shit, I forgot the names of them. Dihydrogen

01:34:12.220 --> 01:34:19.500
oxide. That's water. Water, yeah. I forgot. Negrum.

01:34:20.990 --> 01:34:23.289
Something negrum is black pepper. Oh, yes. He

01:34:23.289 --> 01:34:27.050
asked for that. Malt vinegar was acetic, malt

01:34:27.050 --> 01:34:31.449
acetic acid. And he asked for the technical name,

01:34:31.510 --> 01:34:33.689
and then he got a guy telling him, hey, are you

01:34:33.689 --> 01:34:35.130
asking for the salt? And he's like, yeah. He

01:34:35.130 --> 01:34:37.710
goes, say the salt, you dumb motherfucker. I

01:34:37.710 --> 01:34:41.550
would like a small dosage of acetyl salicylic

01:34:41.550 --> 01:34:47.869
acid, please. What? Aspirin. Oh, okay. Or the

01:34:47.869 --> 01:34:50.979
one that I put in last week, toaster. Excuse

01:34:50.979 --> 01:34:54.520
me, sir. I would like this piece of bread that

01:34:54.520 --> 01:34:58.039
I like browned adequately in a coil, in a small

01:34:58.039 --> 01:35:01.920
appliance with a heating coil and a spring load

01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:04.659
that will properly brown my bread for me. Apply

01:35:04.659 --> 01:35:07.000
enough heat to produce the Maillard reaction,

01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:09.079
which will brown the bread. That's what I should

01:35:09.079 --> 01:35:10.960
have put in there. And produce complex sugars,

01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:14.100
and yeah, it's a whole thing. I had all three

01:35:14.100 --> 01:35:16.699
of my siblings took chemistry. Plus, one of my

01:35:16.699 --> 01:35:18.720
sons took chemistry, so I picked up a lot of

01:35:18.720 --> 01:35:24.300
this by osmosis. Yes. Speaking of osmosis, we're

01:35:24.300 --> 01:35:26.279
going to do the music creeps next. All righty.

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So I guess we should wrap this beastie up. Yeah,

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I'm out of stuff on here. Me too. All right.

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I think we gave him an adequate amount of bullshit

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for that. I believe so. All right. So you're

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welcome. Hey, anyhow, thank you all for listening.

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Go fuck yourself.