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and Black Sabbath back to the beginning final
concert will be released as a movie in theaters
in early 2026, according to Billboard magazine.
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version will also be available later in the year.
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So let me make sure I have this correct. All
the waiting for Epstein client list. All the
promises of justice. All the huge names that
were all over his private island. Suddenly, there's
no client list. It's a well -known fact. Epstein
kept a list of clients. So, D'Slay Maxwell is
rotting in prison and has no memory of any of
her visitors when she was one of the hosts? You
mean to tell me she cannot spit out a few names?
They barter with every other criminal. Why not
her? I'll tell you why. Because power protects
power. That's why this bullshit dog and pony
show will only go so far. Promises and convictions
turn to dust. I'll even go one step further.
Jeffrey Epstein is still alive. His death was
faked. His friends made sure of this. The next
time you think justice will be served will be
a cold day in hell. Or just wait until his perverts
do kick off. Then ask them the temperature in
hell. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark
here in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap
studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful, mangle
arm of Lake of the Ozarks in Macduff Blind Studio.
Quack, quack. Alright, so Rob, how's it going
tonight? It's going alright. Okay. Here enough
for another hot week. Oh, it's gonna be a real
fucking nut -trencher, that's for sure. Heat
indices 107. Oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you're going to you're gonna go to the
river Yeah Yeah, yeah, I know exactly where you're
at That's kind of near Lebanon in it yeah yeah
yeah i've been there before actually it's beautiful
it's a nice area yeah you're gonna have fun good
yeah yeah i like it um i also love the fact that
they sell wood there for your fires so you don't
have to go out yeah yeah yeah battling the bugs
and the copperheads because there are quite a
few copperheads in that area so yep but rule
of thumb is copperheads if you see them before
they see you you're fine Now if they see you
first and you about step on them, that's when
you get bit but copperheads are not real aggressive
They don't like to mess with people. They see
people there. They're kind of like oh shit one
of those things again I'm getting out of here
and people get bit because they're out in the
woods looking for For wood for a fire or something,
you know And they happen to step where one of
them has a little den or something and then that's
how they get bit but then the other fallacy about
copperheads and water moccasins and a lot of
rattlesnakes is if you get bit you probably won't
die. I know that i've heard my whole life when
i was younger didn't you too you know you get
a copperhead you're dead you know rattlesnake
gets you you're dead. No you're going to get
really really sick and you should seek medical
attention but as far as dying if you're a healthy
person that's not like elderly or really young
You stand a really good chance of surviving it.
It's just you're going to be sicker in hell and
wish you were dead for a few days. And if you
can get to a hospital quick enough, they actually
have anti -venom that they give you. And it nullifies
the venom that's in you. And you walk out there
going, huh, man, that wasn't too bad. I got a
couple of bites on me, two fang marks. But other
than that, I'm doing pretty good. Anyhow, Rob,
I know you are a man of the area down there,
so you will be fine. So you know what you're
doing Whenever I whenever I went looking for
wood in the woods What I would do is I would
make a whole bunch of noise and stand there for
about a minute You make a ton of noise every
snake around is getting the hell out of there
They hear the noise and they don't they they
don't know what you're gonna do You know, they're
there as far as they're concerned. You're gonna
kill them that you might be a wild boar something
while boars eat them up like nothing. Because
I remember my dad telling me that he, him and
his family moved into a large farm just north
of Plattsburgh. You know where Plattsburgh is,
don't you? Yeah, yeah. I used to live right up
by there. Yeah, yeah. It was... It's like outside
down. Yeah, yeah. This is pretty close to where
my dad's farm was, my grandpa from here. and
uh anyhow he was out there and uh there's timber
rattles all over the whole land and this long
time ago you know there were no hospitals around
and the one in kansas city took an hour and a
half to get to because there was an interstate
35 you know it you know or it probably took longer
than that actually so he was like freaking out
going you know i can't go out there there's timber
rattlers everywhere and his dad said Don't worry
about it. You'll be able to go out there tomorrow.
Huh. He took 10 boar, 10 hogs, and let them loose
on that land. And they ate every rattlesnake
and their eggs within a day and a half. In two
days they were snake free. Did you know that?
That they do that? Oh cool. Yeah. I did not know
that. Yeah. Well, number one, they are immune
to the venom. And number two, a snake can't penetrate.
They have that rough hide. a snake can't penetrate
them so even if the venom did affect them it
wouldn't hurt you know they couldn't get through
anyhow they're a tusk they're not tusk but they're
rind that they have on the outside of their bodies
it's protective against you know all the elements
so it's like really really hard leather almost
so so anyhow rob have you heard about the CEO
of the large corporation is at the Coldplay concert
Yes, yes one of my my first story is goes in
for that Okay That's cool. Well, it's pretty
famous by now, but in case anybody doesn't know
what I'm talking about Here's what I'm talking
about a CEO of a large corporation was at a Coldplay
concert with one of his immediate employees the
employee who was female That just received a
promotion They were put up on the couples camp
during the show, but they have one huge problem
They were obviously a couple there together,
but they have one huge problem. They were both
married and You know, it looked like a romantic
dated concert. So you saw it So when this guy
also notices they're on the couple cam and she
notices all sudden You know, he like just duck
ducks down ducks down immediately that's really
what got him busted was that right there because
Chris Martin the lead singer the Coldplay was
like oh hey obviously someone you know someone
not supposed to be here with someone he's not
supposed to be with he said something to that
effect right and that's what got him busted do
you realize that Rob his actions if they would
have acted just like a couple nobody would have
known who they were they're just another couple
they're just having a good time so Well, you
know that like the the meme going around the
internet said Coldplay hadn't released a single
in 20 some years But in one night they released
two singles so But you know what afterwards Coldplay
had champagne and cake they celebrated their
first ever straight male at a Coldplay concert
Yeah, yeah never been one before There you know
Chris Martin. He also offered to autograph the
divorce papers for him Didn't go over well The
CEO stepped down a couple of days later, of course
because he was obviously busted and and you know
Give them the girl the promotion Him being married
she being married pretty you know pretty low
-life stuff there, so he said all right hey guess
what guys I'm gonna go ahead and just I'm gonna
go ahead and step down and I'll see you guys
later and hopefully in a year or so people forget
it and maybe I get another job in this type of
a deal, but It's gonna be hard to forget because
that guy and her their mug has been plastered
everywhere I have seen probably I've seen their
picture probably about 300 times in the last
two days it's everywhere every type of meme around
anything that I mean any type of little haha
it's usually has something to do with those two
of you noticed yeah so many I don't feel sorry
for him by the way so you know anyhow yesterday
I was in a public restroom and there's three
urinals with partitions in there, okay? I walk
in and there's a middle -aged guy with his pants
and underwear halfway down and was pissing in
the middle urinal. You couldn't miss it. I mean,
have you encountered that too? The people are
so... Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. Why do people
do that? Can't you, like, not miss? I mean, is
your penis that small that you gotta worry about
fucking... I don't know. Dribbling all over yourself
or something so you got pull your pants halfway
down and your underwear halfway down. Oh Man,
you know, I just want to go over there go dude.
Don't fucking do this This is this is a restroom
foul get you know No No What he should have done
is if you can't piss without pulling your pants
and your underwear halfway down to your ankles
or down Your leg or to your ankles or whatever
go sit down They make fucking stall stools go
sit down if you can't do it right if you got
pull your pants all the way down like that and
Everyone has to walk in on it and see your fucking
white ass No, you need to go sit down. You have
to well you have to come on Go ahead walk in
there come on. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's nasty. It's
like man It's like dude come on, and I'm pretty
sure even if I was gay. I'd still think that
was nasty You know Anyhow, yeah, I was disgusted,
you know it so anyhow, I mean if he's worried
about dribbling piss Carry a fucking piss handkerchief.
I don't know or go sit down in a stall one or
the other but don't sit there make Everybody
look at your white ass when you walk in there.
It's fucking disgusting. So anyhow so In 2026
the back to the beginning charity concert and
the Aussie. Goodbye is going to hit the movie
theaters You know, I'm as big a fan as it gets
and so are you right? We're both a huge fan of
Sabbath and Ozzy, right? Yeah, do you see sitting
in a movie theater for nine hours? The concerto
I It doesn't say anything about editing it down
to a couple hours or nothing It sounds to me
like the whole damn thing is gonna come to a
movie theater somewhere near you Actually, it's
Regal movie theaters. Oh, it's Regal that's doing
it? Yes, that was another one of my stories.
Oh, hang on, hang on. I'll stop it right there,
and you can tell the rest. No, you're good. Okay.
Well, it's up to you. No, I'll go ahead and let
you do it. You know, that's okay. I got other
stuff to go to, so that way you can go to your
story. Okay, do you remember the Fyre Festival,
Rob? F -Y -R -E? Yeah. Yeah, it was a huge Netflix
documentary. This is for people that don't know,
I know you know, Rob. The huge music festival
was going to take place on a remote island, only
it was a hoax and thousands of people showed
up on the island and there wasn't anything there.
No food, no bathrooms, no lodging. It was completely
primitive. Meanwhile, the guy that organized
the whole fake event ran off with the cash. then
after that the guy went to jail for a little
bad he got out and he tried to do another fire
festival and Something happened with that too,
and it didn't go through Was he trying to scam
people again, or do you quite remember Rob? I
can't remember exactly what happened on that
the second try after he got out of jail I Don't
remember Honestly, okay. Well, okay and then
after that a third party picked up the fire brand
FYRE The fire festival brand and they tried to
do it last year and it failed so The other day
the fire the rights to fire fest was sold on
eBay for 245 ,000 Who in the hell would buy that
name? That name is trash now, isn't it? Yeah,
you were turning Yeah, I mean, if I hear Fire
Festival, I'm like, no, no, thanks. No, thanks.
Keep going. Keep keep it moving. None of that
bullshit here. No. So two hundred and forty five
thousand dollars for that name. So anyhow, I
just thought that was ridiculous. And on eBay,
too, it was sold on eBay. You know where car
parts and all that shit is now you see it right
now. OK. Oh, hey, here's a John Deere. Oh, what?
Fire Festival. How the hell you buy that shit?
It just doesn't make sense to me. But Rob, I
hear angels and harps. Alright. The big three
coffee creamer companies have upped their game.
Coffee Mate has a dirty soda flavor with Orange
Crush called Orange Cream Pop. I hear angels
and harps especially on that one. Oh yeah. Doesn't
that sound good? Orange Crush? Creamer. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that sounds fantastic and it's coffee mate
coffee mate usually does pretty good with their
flavors International light kind of iffy sometimes
it's good. Sometimes it's in So coffee mate I
have some pretty good faith in that I think it's
gonna be pretty good So anyhow coffee mate, they
wasn't finished yet. They also offer I believe
Abuelita Mexican hot chocolate flavor. So that
sounds good to me. So basically they're saying
it's like mom's hot chocolate. So mom's Mexican
hot chocolate. I guess you were Mexican and your
mom You'd like that hot chocolate. Actually,
I've had the Mexican spicy hot chocolate shake
before and I thought it was pretty good. So I
have no reason to believe that this is going
to be anything but good. I think it's going to
be excellent. Or how about a spot of caramel
apple crisp? I think that sounds good too. That
sounds good. Yeah. Apple crisp anything with
a little bit of caramel in it sounds amazing.
so so then Starbucks jumped in with Irish cream
flavor that to me is boring but I'm curious to
see Starbucks take on the flavor you know Irish
cream flavor has been around a long long time
right the for for creamer but Starbucks has never
done it before and I could see them doing something
like that pretty well I think they could probably
get by on this I think that it's going to be
okay so I'll give it a try Then finally international
light has its new and newest offering which this
to me sounded really really good almond cherry
macaroon That sounds fantastic to me, what do
you think? Almond and cherries and then in a
macaroon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm there So then we
go to Patrick Winslow a big torch key, Florida
He celebrated his 57th birthday on July 4th in
style. WPLG TV reported around 1130 a .m. Winslow
drove to the Conch Train Depot in Key West and
left his car running. With rock music blaring
on the radio right playing ACDC, he just left
it running and fucking cranked out. So he told
employees he used to work for the company and
asked for a tour of the train. But then he got
into one of the trains and he took off. The employees
were confused thinking that maybe he had permission
to drive the train. They're able to track Winslow
down with GPS. Police found him at the southernmost
point, Bowie, which is everyone goes there and
take their pictures. It's the southernmost point
in the United States. It's 40 miles away from
Cuba and it's in Key West where they said he
exhibited rapid speech and appeared excited.
Winslow said he just borrowed the train because
it was his birthday. Then they found a methamphetamine
pipe in his pocket and charged him with burglary,
grand theft, auto impossession, and drug paraphernalia.
He was held on $60 ,000 bond. Is that not perfect?
Alright, alright, alright. First off, he fucking
flies there, leaves his car running, barely puts
it in park leaves like acdc or something cranked
on the radio runs into a train hey i used to
work here i want to take a look everyone's like
uh okay and then he takes off with the motherfucker
you know everyone's like huh what just happened
here did that guy just steal the train uh yeah
yeah it appears so what we do i don't know uh
I don't know, maybe call the authorities? Uh,
yeah, yeah, that's what we should do. You know,
it's a bunch of fucking 14 - I can't believe
they let you go in there. I know, it must be
a bunch of 14 -year -olders. You know, just like
fucking, you know, uh, uh, uh, take a look, uh,
walk around, whatever you gotta do, it's fine
with us, whatever. You know, they're outside
looking on their phones while he's in there trying
to fidget and trying to figure out the gear shift.
So... So yeah, we got a little tip for Jesse
Lawrence Hale 46 of Hiram, Utah Don't make kitty
porn pic on your lock screen Yeah, that's how
stupid this guy is Hale was a patient at Logan
Regional Hospital last week when he checked out.
He forgot his mobile phone the cache valley Daily
reported on July 3rd, staff at the hospital contacted
Logan City Police Department to say they'd seen
a pornographic photo of a young child on this
screen. Now this was his lock screen, okay? So
anytime you touch the phone, this is what pops
up, and you can't get it off of there because
you don't know his code. So, yeah, yeah, so this
dumbass, not only is he a creep for doing this,
but he's also too stupid not to have it as a
lock screen to where anybody could walk up touch
your phone and see this fucking garbage yeah
pops right up yeah yeah so on july 7th hill went
to the police to inquire about the phone he went
to the police hey uh that phone over there you
know you know with the child doing that sexual
act that's that's my phone hey What the fuck
is wrong with people so he said the photo been
sent to him and he hadn't deleted it Hale told
officers it would be nice to pay a fine or take
a class rather than going to jail. Oh, I'm sure
Where he claimed he wouldn't survive and I'm
sure that too With a search warrant police found
19 more child sexual abuse photos in the phone
and arrest him on felony charges He asked him
not to tell his mom He's being held without fail.
So what are you in there for, Sonny? Uh, I stole
someone's lunch box. How come you're, uh, facing
30 years? Don't ask. I don't know. What the fuck?
Geez. So, um, on July 5th, a family left, uh,
from Paris. Uh, or a family. Uh, yeah. Sorry
about this. Um... this is what happens whenever
you don't change your your ink in your in your
printer like i should have so okay let me see
if i can get this figured out here okay july
5th a family from paris left on holiday headed
to morocco but during a 4 30 a .m stop at a gas
station the 62 year old man drove off without
his wife and he didn't realize it until about
190 miles later rob I'm calling bullshit on that.
What about you? Things would have been too quiet.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you'd hear something. 190
miles. 190 miles. You would at least heard, hey,
could you turn the AC down a little bit? Or,
hey, you keep hitting the chatter box on the
side there. You would have heard something, right?
190 miles. He didn't notice his wife was right
next, was not right next to him. So he could
so he called emergency services, but he couldn't
remember which gas station he had stopped at
The couple's 22 year old daughter couldn't help
as she'd been sleeping the whole time Fortunately
by tracking her phone police were able to locate
the woman who hadn't left the gas station since
being abandoned They were reunited and continued
on their trip with a good story to tell and I'll
bet you he will never hear the end of that. What
do you think? Oh, his ears are still ringing.
Oh my God, yeah. You know, he'll never be able
to live that down because no matter what, okay,
he could catch her cheating in mid -act and he'd
go, what? Why did you do this to me? She'd go,
you left me 190 miles away at a gas station.
Okay, I'm sorry. Continue on. I'll leave. There's
nothing he can, I mean... At that point all it
would take is these of work Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no matter yeah, I better shut up now she could
yeah, she could spend the whole bank account
Let's say they have 80 ,000 in the bank account
right and she decides to go buy a bunch of furniture
and a whole bunch of stuff They didn't need and
he comes home and he goes honey I went to go
pay the electric bill and it says that I don't
have enough money in the account. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
I spent it Paris I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll find
a way. I'll earn it. I'll I'll I'll work an extra
job. I'm sorry, honey. I'll shut up That's what
I thought Anyhow, I got more but turn it over
to you Rob Okay, well to get back onto the CEO
and the HR lady Yep, play concert. Uh -huh. The
only straight male ever recorded do it Even Kentucky
Fried Chicken is getting in on the jokes amid
the astronomer CEO saga. Oh, I love it. KFC knows
a thing or two about keeping secrets having kept
their 11 urgent spices classified for as long
as they have been around. They'll make a spot
before they kept one on site. The fast food chain
threw some shade at Byron and Kristin Cabot following
their Coldplay ordeal. Taking to X formerly known
as Twitter to state that their sides are always
HR approved That's brilliant, isn't it that is
brilliant Awesome and then to the Aussie and
black Sabbath, right? Yes If you missed the Ozzy
Osborne of Black Sabbath's final concert, there's
another chance to catch it. Earlier this month,
Osmond's 76th performance of Black Sabbath, we
all know this. On Friday, July 18th, the Prince
of Darkness announced the performance will be
released in theaters as a concert film next year.
We are excited to announce this theatrical release
of Back to the Beginning, Ozzy's Final Bow. coming
early 2026. The feature lead concert film will
be a big screen celebration of Ozzy Osbourne
and the legacy of Black Sabbath capturing the
raw power and the emotional weight of Ozzy's
final bow at his hometown of Birmingham. The
statement further explained presented as a love
letter to Ozzy and the pioneering sound of Black
Sabbath that theatrical release will be It's
still version of the epic all day back all the
part. So they are gonna edit it Okay, I'm glad
you found that cuz I looked I looked and I couldn't
find anything about it being edited I'm glad
you did. Thank you Rob. Yeah Featuring Dundras's
performances of war pigs Iron Man children of
the grave and they show stopping paranoid film
promises a deeply personal electrifying farewell
from the godfather of heavy metal with exclusive
behind the scenes access oh cool interviews from
this iconic live performance okay you know what
i will go get it now man that fucking cat will
not shut up i swear um where did i read that
one part I did read that it's only going to be
like maybe 17 states or something like that.
At Regal theaters. It's only going to be available
in Regal movie theaters. Okay, you see we used
to have one in Kansas City. It was over at Lee's
Summit. It's Longview Lake area, the Lee's Summit
side of Longview Lake. Not very far from me actually.
I don't know if it's still Regal. I'll have to
look it up. If it is, then I could go there and
watch it. But it's also going to be on DVD and
also on download after that, too. Well, the article
I read said it was going to go. It was going
to go to the internet as a download that you
can pay for. And all the proceeds still go to
these charities. So no one's pocketing this.
So all of them are going to go to the charities,
like 100%. So if you buy the fiscal DVD, You
get the actual copy or you can do like everyone
else and what people do nowadays and buy the
download and keep it on your computer or your
phone or whatever. Also, Rob, have you been hearing
this and reading this, but I cannot confirm it.
The band that supposedly was disinvited, everyone
says is Motley Crue. I don't know how much truth...
I keep reading stories about them not being there,
but nobody ever says it was actually them. Well,
the problem is, is Ozzy and Sharon are not telling?
And I think it's speculation, but it sounds like
some people kind of knew from the chitter chatter.
And there is just a lot of hubbub about it being
Motley Crue. And then Nicky Six... Go ahead.
Oh, okay. I was just going to say that... I think
it was our last podcast. You mentioned something
about, it was a band, they did not want people
trying to show them up or making it about them,
you know? Yes. It was about Ozzy and Black Seth.
Yes. And that's exactly, and we both agree, that's
exactly what Motley Crue would have done. Yes,
absolutely. They have a history of that. I mean
they pissed off so many bands that toured with
them and here's what I'm going by, okay. Their
Shout at the Devil Tour, Ozzy was good enough
to take them with him. He didn't have to, but
he did. He took them with him. They were really
kind of an unseasoned band. They were raw. They
were a really good band at the time. They had
a lot of energy. But the thing is this right
here. Ozzy let them play as long as they wanted.
He let them use all of his equipment and lights
They had none they had nothing. I mean there
there's Their album just broke they had nothing
when he took him on the road. Okay, so They owe
their career and even Tommy Lee said this He
said, you know, we pretty much owe our career
to Ozzy because he broke us with that the diary
of a madman tour which was just no no no it was
a bark at the moon bark at the moon tour which
was just epic epic I mean there is one of the
most notorious tours ever and it was like Sharon
had to intervene because a couple of them would
have ended up in a body bag if not so so they
owe their career to Ozzy or at least a lot of
it so then they turn around and then God smack
Writes songs like you're crying like a bitch
about Nikki six Nikki six has a problem with
everybody anymore. He's He's always bitching
about something Tommy Lee is just a complete
fucking idiot in my opinion. I mean the guy can't
form a sentence so Everything's like man, dude.
Wow. I mean, he's just a fucking idiot. So, okay
Nikki is very ungrateful for where he's at and
he should be very grateful. Number one, he could
be dead. He's lucky that lady in the ambulance,
the EMT said no one dies on my watch and brought
him back to life because he would have been dead
a long time ago and no one would have even thought
about him. So like right now, he's not physically
dead. He's dead to people though. There's so
many people that admired him when he was younger
and they don't now. because he is showing these
traits of selfishness and self -centeredness
and this is what I'm going by right here is he
came up with a lame excuse in my opinion he said
well I had some blood work that he first they
said they couldn't make it because of an illness
to someone in the band okay well how many people
Steven Tyler didn't show up with Aerosmith right
Dave Ellison he did not show up with Megadeth
or any band he's in. So hang on, I'm gonna let
this fucking cat out so he'll shut up. I'll be
right back. Rob, just make some noise or something,
okay? As you could tell, the door was closed
and is in the hallway way down there. So, okay,
where the fuck was I? I don't know. Okay. So,
anyhow, to me it's really suspicious that an
illness, and none of them showed up. None of
them. Okay? And then, after that, Nikki sick
comes back and goes, well, I had some blood work
that was questionable. And that was about it.
So, to me, I mean, I think that sounds guilty
as hell. What do you think? So sorry Nikki, but
I just can't believe you by your actions Just
cannot believe you by your actions at all if
I had to bet money if someone held a gun in my
head I would say yeah, it was probably motley
crew that did that and probably mainly Nikki
six so Anyhow, I mean and if this is true I mean
you could not look more pathetic to the two people
that helped you that launched you You know here
this guy is dying of Parkinson's and you're wondering
what's coming to you. If that's true, Nicky,
if that's true, anyhow, we'll take our first
break and then we'll come back with some emails.
Sounds good. All right, we'll be right back.
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This one I love, because I can't believe people
believe this. Or no, no, no. Rob, you just answer
how you want to. Rob, do you really live in a
bunker or is that just a joke? Kim in Knoxville.
Rob? Okay. Well, it's kind of a joke, but yet
it is. It's kind of an Earth contact. I live
in an apartment. Okay. And the downstairs of
an apartment. There's five apartments upstairs
and five downstairs. We're in like the upstairs
basement, you know what and it's It's like an
earth contact So it is no it's just a back wall
and dirt and gravel and you know So it is kind
of a bunker it really is kind of a bunker very
safe in the tornado No wonder you take a nap
during them. Well, I I didn't stop cooking my
brisket. I have no room to talk The only reason
I had to go in eventually is because of lightning.
Well, there you go, Kim in Knoxville. Yes, he
does live in a bunker. All right, next one. Clint
is coming up for a town hall meeting for Lake
Freeman. Rob, we have you as an emcee of this
event. Thanks in advance. Mitch in the hilltops
overlooking Massey Creek W Highway South Central
Cass County Rob did you know you're booked as
the MC of this event? No, I do now Okay, he didn't
give a date on it. So Mitch Mitch, please let
Rob know he's a busy man. He's got you know,
he's got vacation coming up Hopefully you didn't
book him for then he's gonna be down on the Niangua
drinking some bush lights and and raising some
cane right well that that's just friday to sunday
then i got the rest of the week on vacation oh
there you go mitch you better get it i have free
time yeah okay not this week but the following
week mitch two douches at mail .com two douches
at mail .com or you can go to the uh facebook
page and uh message rob rad there right There
you go Mitch let him know Mark thanks for the
revisit on your payphone story Topher was funny
as hell on that, too Hey, how about a top seven
dream vacations Ronnie and Tulsa the Tulsa King?
Yeah, Topher was excellent on it what I mean
he still is Whenever we get around to doing some
more podcasts. He's very very good at it He's
got a real clarity to his voice He's fast. He's
sharp. He's good. He's really, really good. And
I imagine we'll probably podcast Morris just
right now. I'm giving him some room to breathe.
He's got a lot of stuff going on. And like I
said, I have been making so many advances on
this podcast. It's really hard to break off and
like make my mind go to a different one. It's
kind of hard to describe, but I've really been...
Coming up with some stuff and I have the tools
now to do some of the stuff that I always wanted
to do. Oh There reminds me Rob and then we'll
get back to Ronnie and Tulsa's question here.
Okay Did you like the new bit that I put in there
about being? bilingual I Love that. I mean the
guys like yeah, I don't know how you want to
know about it, but hey is experimenting I thought
that was pretty cool. So anyhow, I got a bunch
of stuff like that. I have some editorial type
stuff like the Epstein stuff that I want to put
in. But this is a little bit different. This
is about other things going on in our country
that I think needs a little attention and a little
look over by people. They may overlook it or
not even think about it. And this is just like,
this is... not even a person that you know what
i mean it's not like hey this is larry and this
is larry the the guard of people or something
it's just like little editorials of stuff nobody's
name nobody no character at all and i kind of
like that aspect what do you think rob just someone
coming on going hey man you know it's bullshit
do you like that kind of like that without a
character nothing just someone coming on and
just telling you hey this is bullshit Yeah, not
really. Oh, you'd rather have a character do
that? Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well, you know what?
I can do that easily. So, Ronnie wanted us to
do a Top 7 Dream Vacations. Um, Tuesday or next
Sunday? Oh, that's an everybody Tuesday. Okay,
Tuesday it is. Alright, Ronnie. Ronnie, um, I
haven't got to your... This is kind of stuff.
I'm just gonna let no one hear I could You know
I'll message him back. He sent me some stuff
that I need to go through and Give him an opinion
on and I'll probably talk to you about it afterwards
Rob too About some of the stuff that he wants
to do. So anyhow Ronnie I'll just I'll message
you so okay. Oh I forgot about this. We already
talked about this just a minute ago The big rumor
is that Motley Crue was the band disinvited from
back to the beginning. They were wanting a cut.
Have you guys heard the same? Matt and Shawnee.
Matt, thank you. I know who you are. Thank you,
Matt. Appreciate it. That's what we've heard,
right? Yeah, that's what we're hearing, but nobody's
actually coming out and saying it, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I have to... I have to admit it's
speculation. I mean, if I had to bet on somebody,
what about you, Rob? Would you bet on them? It
makes the most sense. It does by everything,
the way it was worded, the way the responses
were after this was announced, everything. So
I have I personally think it's true, but maybe
it isn't. So some other people suggested it was
Jonathan Davis of Korn. I mean, I know they played
on some Oz Fest, but I mean, I don't know if
they'd invite him. I mean, you know, there's
a lot of bands that played on Oz Fest that didn't
get invited. So I don't know. But to me, Motley
Crue makes the most sense. Next one. Do you guys
have promotional window stickers or even a QR
code sticker to help people find your podcast?
Wanda in LA. Wanda, you're one of the people
that download us in LA. Thank you. We get we
got a hell of a response from there. I couldn't
ask for a better. We could not ask for a better
response from LA. Wanda, thank you. Keep spreading
the word. You guys seem to like our humor there.
OK. A QR code is a fantastic idea, actually.
Yeah, I see stickers and airports for podcasts
with a QR code on them And they'll take you straight
to the podcast the podcast downloading area So
I know what you're talking about It'll like just
have a cure our QR code and then you hit it and
it goes this podcast It'll say so -and -so podcast
sometimes or something to have a name You know
people are just sitting around waiting for their
plane. So it's a perfect time to have a QR code
sticker Somewhere in an airport and I always
see him in airports. So people don't go around
and rip them off or nothing You know, like there's
not security over there with a razor knife like
cutting them out or nothing. They let him be
I love that idea. That's for later. I mean we
still have to get the video I mean, you know,
we're you know, we're taking it easy man. We
all have lives, right? But thank you Wanda great
idea and thank you LA your guys's response has
been overwhelming we love you guys and finally
mark have you seen ncl norwegian cruise line
uh latest cruise ship the one with the waterslide
roller coaster that looks scary as fuck but fun
norman in washington i don't know if it's dc
or the state norman yes I really, Val and I kind
of decided against cruises for a while. We want
to do destinations. We also want to go to Europe.
We've got a lot of stuff we want to do, or actually
Mediterranean, maybe not necessarily Europe,
but the Mediterranean. So cruises are probably
going to be out for a few years. We opt to do
other things, but if we go back to cruising,
that's going to be my first hit is that roller
coaster waterslide. That thing looks scary as
hell, like you said, but... It looks fun as hell
too. It is a roller coaster. That's a water slide,
dude It goes on the very top of the ship and
It looks like you're gonna fly out of the damn
thing and then it goes inside and it spins as
you're going through Yeah, I mean you're going
fast down this this The slide and it has pressurized
water that runs through there really fast So
it like takes you like a roller coaster up these
hills and down just look it up when you get a
chance So, yeah, if we go back to cruises, which
we probably eventually will, yeah, that's my
first stop. I agree. Thank you. Damn it, I put
the thing, hang on. Norman in Washington, thank
you. All right, that's the end of the emails.
Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. All right.
You're going to be interested in this story,
I believe. Every story you present, Rob, I'm
interested in. So, go ahead. Think about Roger
Waters. Oh, even better. Yeah. Roger Waters is
facing possible prosecution after pledging support
for Palestine Action, a group that has been deemed
a terrorist organization by the United Kingdom.
former former Pink Floyd member called Palestine
Action a great organization in a video posted
on sex account on July 5th. This says Roger Waters
supports Palestine Action, July 2025. Armament
has been. Corrupted by agents of genocide, foreign
powers stand up and be counted. It's now water
said while. reading words written on a piece
of cardboard. This is Independence Day, July
5th, 2025. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee
continued, I declare my independence from the
government of the UK and just designate Palestine
Action, a terrorist prescribed terrorist organization.
Waters then reiterated his support for Palestine
before further defending Palestine Action as
a peaceful group. They are absolutely not terrorists
in any way. They are a nonviolent protest organization
protesting the presence in the UK of Elbit Systems,
who are an Israeli arms manufacturing organization.
It said, I support Palestine Action and I always
will because it is the right thing to do. The
United Kingdom banned Palestine action under
anti -terrorism laws last week after its members
broke into a Royal Air Force base and damaged
planes in a protest of Britain's support of Israel.
Following the protest, Parliament voted to prescribe
the group as a terrorist organization. The governing
body also determined the actions such as inviting
support, expressing approval, or displaying symbols
of the group could bring a sentence up to 14
years in prison. Wow. Roger Waters has a long
history of promoting dangerous... ...conspiratorial
tropes. But spokesperson for the campaign against
anti -Semitism told Fox his dick... Declaration
of support for Palestine Action, now a banned
organization, is its most legally provocative
move yet. We expect the police to take action,
and if they do not, then we will. Wow. Yeah,
he's going to get some shit for this. Well Roger
Waters has a history of opening up his mouth
He's done it about America so many times and
like I've always said Roger Waters if you've
loved America so damn much Open up your bank
account and pay up our national debt other than
that. I don't want to hear your fucking fat mouth
I don't give a shit about you. I don't like you
you're British. You're not American You should
have no right to be over here earning money and
bashing us I mean, I think anybody that does
that, YouTube, Bono, all these assholes that
say this shit all the time, fuck you. Don't come
over here and make money then. If we're so evil,
and me and you are just so bad for being over
here, being an American, or whatever they fucking
feel, and all this shit that they say all the
time, then get outta here. Don't support us,
and don't let us support you. If you really mean
what you say, you'll do it with your bank account
instead of your fucking mouth. And that goes
for any entertainer, any, any entertainer at
all, that thinks I want to hear their opinion.
I don't. Shut up and sing, shut up and act, shut
up and tell the news, but I don't want to hear
your opinion. I have my thoughts and quite frankly,
they don't come from you. I think you're probably
a fucking idiot. So... Anyhow, thank you, Rob.
I like that story a lot. I get so sick of these
fucking people because people watch them on TV
or buy their records. They think that they have
the right to push their agenda down our throat.
And I don't care if you're left or right or whatever.
It's annoying as fuck. So, anyhow, it's just
like one of those friends that you have that
will not shut up about politics. I hate that
shit. It's like, I know how I feel. Number one,
I'm not telling you. None of your business. You
don't deserve my opinion. Number two, I want
to fucking hear it. You're not changing my mind.
You know, at this age, right, do you think anyone's
gonna come up and tell you anything you don't
know? Yeah. Have you ever thought about this?
Yes, I have. Next, so. anyhow thank you rob that's
awesome uh let's uh take our second break and
we'll come back with more uh stuff good jamar
chase what in the hell did you say this time
this idea has worked out so well for you in the
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kurt cousins with a headband well then mr chase
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and microphone on mark here in the Kansas City
area at the talk is cheap studio And I am Rob
the beautiful man warm of Lake of the Ozarks
in the duck flying studio All right Something
interesting just happened while we're while you're
hearing about Rob rag consuming radiation and
being rented out to Burmese fuss My phone heard
me Talk about QR codes, right? And it sent it
to my main computer here because it's all Google
attached, right? So on my computer comes up this
free QR code maker that you can make a free QR
code. Yeah, and I don't know if it's true or
not. I got to investigate it. But it says it'll
make up a QR code for our podcast that will go
to our RSS feed. Now if this is true and I can
get this thing to work like it says you might
have some stickers quicker than you think Because
I got a buddy that can make stickers out of them
really easily. I just got to pay for the sticker
paper So we'll see Yes, yeah Norman in Washington
you may have your wish and that's a great idea
by the way, thank you Yeah, it is because I get
people reading reading it and you know Well,
the QR code works. I I've hit I've hit an airport
several times I'm like, well, I'm you know, the
layover is like an hour and a half. Oh shit It's
delayed and then I'm taking a piss and I see
this QR code and I'm like think oh, hey, it's
a podcast You know what I mean? You're looking
for something to do anyhow. That's a great idea.
And you know If if this thing works here you
might have one pretty quickly, so we'll see Anyhow
oh Real quick been getting a few emails they
want us to do Specifically you Rob they want
to hear more tips for life Uncle Rob's tips for
life people love that thing And they have been
all over me about it But I have two ideas that
I want to go over with you first, and I want
to get your opinion on them, and maybe you can
come up with a couple ideas for them. But it
would be for Uncle Rob's tips for life, okay?
It would be under that umbrella. So people, you
will be getting them. Sorry, we have a life.
Like I said earlier, I've got vacation coming.
I'm going to have some extra time. So yeah, I'll
be able to do stuff like that. Yeah, and don't
get me wrong. I love the fact that they care
so much that they send in you know messages saying
hey We want more of them. That's fantastic. We
couldn't ask for anything better but But it's
everything takes time, you know, we just hope
that at the end you enjoy our podcast and it's
a quality product for right now and then we'll
get to everything else later, so All right An
autopsy technician reveals the most bizarre ways
her patients have died and the common act that
kills many. All right. An autopsy technician
is arguing, no not arguing, is urging, this goes
back to me changing my damn inkjet. All right.
An autopsy technician is urging elderly people
to avoid eating steak. saying she's seen multiple
patients who died due to choking on the meat.
Dolly, who works for a Colorado morgue, made
the claim in an interview with Newsweek, saying
it's one of the most frighteningly common ways
people end up dead. You can't chew anymore, she
told the publication. You're going to choke and
die, and then you end up in the morgue, and I
have to retrieve it from your esophagus. It is
disgusting. That's the most common way elderly
people die. So my personal suggestion is this
right here to the elderly is to have ground steak.
It's still steak, but it's ground and put into
a nice meat patty for you. You can still A1 it
or Heinz 57 it or even garlic or saute onion
it. You can do all that. You know, I'll go for,
you know. I'll go for that many times because
steak sticks between your teeth. And then I have
to water pick it because they have too many crowns
to floss. So it's a big pain in the ass. I'd
rather just eat a hamburger steak. It's still
rib eye, but it's ground up and put into a hamburger
patty. It's much easier like that. And Justin
Jim's, they have a really good ground steak and
it's served on a hot plate. So, you know if I
don't feel like water picking for hours later,
you know, that's what I do I will eat a steak
every now and then but Rob, do you like it like
that too? ground steak Yeah, the older I've got
I would put through it that way myself yeah,
and and teeth problems and Digesting, you know,
yeah, I I see what that lady is saying because
There's a lot of times I'll go to swallow a piece
of meat and that way I don't get chewed up enough
and it gets lodged. Oh my god, I feel like I'm
gonna die, you know? Yeah, I do the same thing
and then you got the damn mess of a steak and
what I talk about that is because I've had a
lot of crowns and I just have meat all over in
those fucking things. Yeah, it's really disgusting.
So yeah, okay. Meanwhile, the 32 -year -old Colorado
resident urged people to avoid getting into altercations,
revealing that countless cold corpses have been
wheeled into the morgue after a violent spat.
She said, do not ever say these words to somebody.
What are you going to do? Stab me? Or what are
you going to do? Shoot me? They are. Don't say
that. I can tell you how many people I have optopsied.
And those were their last words. So you know
what, Rob, I come to this conclusion. I'm going
to get a spat with somebody. Here's what I'm
going to do. I'm going to say, what are you going
to do? Call me a dummy? Oh, yeah? Well, you're
a dummy. Oh, man. Oh, god. You went to the dummy
card. I don't know what to do. So those are suggestions.
Yes, that's right. Either that or they shoot
you anyhow. What a dumbass. Those who performed
autopsies also include victims of steamrolling
and skydiving accidents. Steamrolling, Rob. Steamrolling.
Oh my god. Steamrolling. I mean, how did they
do the autopsy in a bucket? Here's your liquid
corpse. Yeah, put it down there Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was him. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah steamroller
killed him. Yes. Yeah, you're right. You're correct
All right, take the bucket in the freezer the
the the funeral home might need it for something
You know Also, she said There's been plane crashes
and mining disasters as well as people who've
been decapitated Anyhow yeah, yeah Rob you have
any comments on that at all or do you do you
just want to go into something else? You know
steamrollers and all this stuff. Yeah I don't
know their clothing get caught in and it drags
in it, but they shouldn't be that close to it.
I know that's what yeah, that's And the steamroller
doesn't slow anybody can now you know, yeah,
they can outmaneuver it easily No, I know that's
the other thing too. Rob is okay. Someone doesn't
see you There you are steamroller coming at you.
It's coming at you very slow Yeah The only thing
I can think is what you said that you're wearing
a flannel. It's a little chilly outside It's
autumn. It's late autumn. It's getting on. I
don't know mid November. Okay, and You got a
flannel on Your steamroller has some sort of
an issue It's got some sort of tape or something
on it and you reach down there to pick the tape
off The steamroller grabs your shirt and pulls
you under Right Yeah, I mean that's the only
thing I could think of but you still they go
so slow Wouldn't you have the option of tearing
it off of you or shutting the machine down? You
know what here's what I'm gonna do after the
podcast of course and I will let everybody know
Tuesday night I'm gonna look at up Steamrolling
accidents. Yeah. Okay, that's what I'll do So,
okay Rob, you got something. Yeah, I do. All
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This compound is cannabidol, CBD. Why this study
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for people that do need it, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
If it's more plentiful, it might drive down the
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the price is still pretty damn pricey for any
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know. I mean, it might be the process. I guess
it would be just that plant, nothing else. Yeah,
yeah. See, I like that idea. Keep it separate.
Yeah. But you yeah, you know what? It's probably
that right there And then the people that process
CBD doesn't have anything to do with THC and
it probably they can streamline it better, right?
Okay, probably would that would be great if it
drove down the price because it is pricey I've
had dogs on it before and it's really helped
their joint pain and walking around elderly dogs,
you know And actually, my good friend, Bob, he
is kind of like a second father to me. He passed
away a few years back, but he was on CBD. And
he had a lot of aching joints and arthritis and
it was the only thing that helped him at all.
So, there are a lot of good in it. So, all right.
Rob, do you know what Freeze branding is? Yes.
Oh, you do? okay well yeah you know i think i
i thought i read something about it the other
day well also it it happens on a farm so you
might know it from there too doctors are warning
the youngsters about this viral hazard this is
a tattoo alternative so the zeers and uh millennials
mostly are into this new form of skin art actually
this is a way to tattoo your skin using liquid
nitrogen This process is mainly used on horses
and livestock. Cryobranding is this cute little
nickname. It's a technique that involves cryogenic
cooling instead of heat to destroy pigment cells
and hair follicles of an animal leaving a lasting
logo. The new craze can cause a deep infection
called cellulitis. This is a result of the deep
burn the marked leaves. In addition to cellulitis,
is this burn that can also lead to a bacterial
infection of the blood called sepsis, which is
extremely, it is no joke, it can be fatal a lot
of times. I actually knew someone that got a
partial branding before she got away. A friend
of mine was dating her. She lived in those apartments
behind the old 7 -11 on North Scott. It's been
shut down for years. Do you remember those apartments
back there? Yeah, Belton Plaza, years ago. Yeah,
Belton Plaza. Yep, that is it. Yeah, back in
the 80s. Yeah, yeah. So anyhow, her ex -boyfriend
was like in this gang or something, and they
were into branding women back then. And this
was late 80s. And she got away. They're trying
to brand her and they're using this technique
back then. So like now, instead of it like being
like a gang thing, it's like worked his way into,
uh, into, um, you know, modern society and to,
you know, so, wow, that's pretty crazy. Um, so,
um, and then in the weight, there's more file
Rob Sharpie lip is a new viral deal. You might
have guessed, the rocket scientists are outlining
their lips with a Sharpie. Have you seen any
of that on the internet? No, that I have not.
Oh. No, I did just read an article about that
just the other day. Okay. Well, eventually there's
quite a few toxins in the Sharpie ink that could
even lead to poisoning and possible blindness.
You know... I'd love to see that. Rob we need
to go to Home Depot and buy some crooked boards
and build these poor board kids a fucking ramp
or a fort or maybe even a treehouse They really
need a hobby Yeah, yeah if you're marking your
lips with a magic marker to make them stand out
more You need us to build you a fort you need
to go have some You have too much time so We
beg them to get off the video games. This is
what we did have they sharpie their lips You
know what that's a good old never mind go ahead
go ahead and go back to the video games Anyhow,
I don't think I have any more to speak about
that. I mean, I don't know what else to say Yeah,
yeah. All right, Rob. You got something uh...
yes stevie nixon wendy buckingham have again
invigorated the bleak woodbath band both music
legends who have been part of the seminal seventies
era rock band separately posted song lyrics on
their individual x -pages thursday morning sparking
a flurry of excitement and hope online that the
notoriously on again off again musical coho four
chords would rejoin forces once more. If you
go forward, Nick's posted on her ex -page before
Buckingham posted all an answer to buy a half
-hour later writing, I'll meet you there. The
lyrics complete a line from the song, Frozen
Love, from the duo's 1973 album, Buckingham Nicks,
their soul combined effort. studio effort before
they joined Fleetwood Mac one year later. Nick
Fleetwood referenced the same song on Wednesday
in a video posted to his Instagram page showing
him listening to the track saying, it's all in
the song. It's in the music that played on so
many years. It's magic then, magic now. What
a thrill. Okay. They were in a huge fight, remember?
Lindsay Buckingham and Fleetwood Mac. He was
suing them or something. They kicked him off
of the tour. Yeah. Think they made up? Well,
there's been, you know, people have been wondering
if they even asked Stevie Nicks if they would,
and Mickey would, if there would be a reunion.
And they all agree it would not be right without...
Christine McVie. Okay, yeah. Passed away in 2022.
I would have to agree. She was such... But Stevie
and Lindsay could get together and do something,
just the two of them. So it sounds like they
all get along now at least. I mean, why would
McVie would do all that? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, Mick
Fleetwood even said something So this sounds
like it's gonna be another Buckingham Knicks
Yeah, that's a speculation And Mick Fleetwood
is nothing in writing, but you know something
they're throwing out there I Find this extremely
peculiar because they were so mad at each other
and suing and all that stuff and then all of
a sudden It looks like it's not going to have
anything to do with Fleetwood Mac because that's
done because Christie McPhee died. Right. I don't
know why he would be supporting this other act
when they were at odds with each other. It's
just a weird day. Isn't it weird? Time forgives.
I guess so. That's awesome. Over time, people...
Look at Ozzy and Jakey Lee. Yes, time heals all
wounds. Time heals wounds, it does. Well, and
it's interesting too, because the whole Jakey
Lee rumors were fueled because of them all talking
for so long. So like I said, I don't know if
that's ever come to fruition because, number
one, I don't know if Ozzy's even capable of doing
songs anymore. It takes a lot to do songs. It
takes a lot, you know? And he's obviously in
bad health. Number two, Jakey Lee can't play
guitar like he used to. So I think people are
taking a lot for granted on there. I would love,
love if that happened, but I don't think it's
gonna happen. I think that they just merely got
together, like you said, time heals all wounds.
I think it was time for everyone to make peace
with each other, and I'm glad they did. And it
sounds like Fleetwood Mac did that too. So that's
good. I hope so. Cool. So when the world ends
here in a couple of weeks, they're all going
to be friends when they die. That's great. Right.
All right, good. So I will not be making friends
with any of my enemies. I want to go to the afterlife
hating them like I have in the real life here.
Or this life or whatever. Yep. Yep. So all right,
Rob, do you want to keep going or do you want
to shut this down? Because you got a long week.
Yeah, we're back six to four this week and 100
degree weather. So all right. Well, I guess we're
going to go in and shut this shit show down.
So Opal is doing a little bit better, Rob. She's
done a little bit better. Yeah, so we are praying
for you and thinking about you, Opal. Jimmy promised
he's playing the shows to her, and she's very
happy. And we gotta have like an Opal day or
something. She is the best. Yeah, we need something.
Yep. Yep, so anyhow. Oh, and shout out to Albuquerque.
Oh, yes. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, yeah. Albuquerque,
thank you. We love you guys. Hey, how did the
unofficial meet and greet go? Oh, yes. Actually,
that place was so packed, you probably wouldn't
have known where I was. I mean, everybody was
off the water. I mean, that place was packed.
The parking lot, everything. What's the name
of it again? People everywhere. Frankie and Louie's.
Frankie and Louie's, okay. What is it like a
pool hold bar? Sunrise Beach. It's a bar that
you can bar and grill, whatever. You can pull
up in your vehicle or you come in by water. Who
was the chick that rode us from Sunrise Beach
or Osage Beach? Frida. Frida. Okay, you said
you deciphered something. I think what she was
simply trying to say is she knows what goes on
around Osage Beach. Yeah, and that makes sense,
the way it was written. I think we were making
too much of it. I think you're right. Well, free
to write us back, please, because I think Rob
decoded it for us, and I think that's probably
it. And I, like a dumbass, completely missed
it. I had time to think about it. go over what
what was said you know because we are on the
spot so you know yeah and i read it again and
you're right that is probably the context yes
yeah i agree i think that's the way she meant
it i just didn't catch it like that i'm glad
you did so frida sorry about that for you yeah
right us back yeah sorry frida i'm a little slow
i guess that night so so anyhow rob caught it
though so we're good Anyhow, thank you all for
listening. Good night, assholes. Good night,
assholes. Oh no. Looks like the show's over,
kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford
a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be
back invading your ear holes soon.