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at the last supper. Two douchebags and microphone.

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I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area at the

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Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful

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nine -wall arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck

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Blind studio. There we go. Thank you. So, Rob,

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how was your weekend? It's been pretty good.

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It's been pretty like back. I took it easy this

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weekend. I needed to. It was a long week. I'm

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glad you did. I'm glad you did. Boy, I've had

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nothing but one pain in the ass after another

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after another after another. I think I went into

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a little bit, but I'll go into this a little

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bit more in a little while. But, okay, I'm battling

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with that insurance company over that dumbass

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that hit my Jeep. I told you about that, right?

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I think I said something on the podcast about

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it, right? Yep. Okay. Well, I got a little bit

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of a rant to go on that here in a little bit,

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you know. I'm not going to reveal the name of

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the insurance company, but, you know, with insurance

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companies like that, the American family is really

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at risk. So, anyhow, you want to just get into

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the program there? I'll go more into what the

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bad one that I'm having to do. Let's get into

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it. Okay, it's really just a bunch of bullshit

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is what it is. Okay, are you familiar with Elon

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Musk's new political party he's trying to form?

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Yeah, I've heard he's trying to form one. Yeah,

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the America Party is the name he chose. This

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country has to change, in my opinion. He's not

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even from America. I know he isn't, but it doesn't

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mean that he couldn't do some good. Okay, and

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I'm not saying anything at all. What I'm saying

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is I think that the big two might need a little

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competition. What's wrong with that? Yeah, no,

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I agree. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I need

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someone threatening both sides. I need someone

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going, all right, you guys said you're going

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to do this and you didn't do that. You said you're

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going to do this, now you did this, you did that.

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We're going to run against all that, and we're

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going to run against big business and all the

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lobbyists. It'll probably never happen because

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of what I just said, lobbyists, but it's a great

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idea to think about. And also, people just don't

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do it. They've been brainwashed by whatever they

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listen to. They've been brainwashed by the media,

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all of this. So there's entities in this country

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that make their own rules. The insurance industry

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is a corrupt abuser. of citizens, in my opinion.

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I mentioned last podcast how I was dealing with

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an insurance company. My opinion only. You know

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what? Oh, I can't say the name. That's right.

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I was going to, but this certain insurance company

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is, you know, I'm getting screwed by big business

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like insurances. So this dumb bitch was looking

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at her phone, in my opinion, I think she was,

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and she hit my Jeep in a fucking parking lot.

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The bitch's cheap ass cut rate insurance. Again,

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in my opinion, when even look at the damages.

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They have their own boys at the body shop, skew

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everything towards them. You know, I'm in the

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middle of reporting this bitch claim rep and

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her piece of shit estimate to the Kansas Board

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of Insurance. But hang on, though. This would

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be a government organization, right? So nothing

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will probably be done because it's all tied together.

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And this is where I go back to another political

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party would be nice. The garbage insurance companies,

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they spend on both sides. D or R, they have things

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their way by buying these parasites. These parasites,

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if you heard their name, they already have insurance

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companies backing them up. And that's the problem.

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That's the problem right there. To hear their

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name, they have to have money. How do they get

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money? They get money from these big corporations

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that trample all over us routinely. And we sit

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here and we take it. All the sheep of the world

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sit there with their mouth up and go, oh, they

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wouldn't do that, surely, would they? Hell yes,

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they do it. They do it all the time. Have your

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eyes open, America. See what's happening. A new

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party is needed badly. The big two have been

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doing good cop, bad cop forever now. I think

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most people with an ounce of sense can see this

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easily. The big two are crooks that steal and

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fleece us blind. You know, I have another great

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example right here. I'm sorry, Rob. I'm going

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on a rant. Do you have anything you want to add

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to it before I go on? Oh, I was just going to

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say, I remember back in the day when we didn't

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even have to have insurance. Yeah, yeah. And

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now you get, oh my God, you lose your damn license

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over it. Yeah. Well, I'm tired of this right

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here. Tell me that ain't a racketeer. You're

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right. That's a good way of putting it, Rob.

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You're right. Absolutely. That's right. And now

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they put it in the law. Yeah, I understand. People

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got into accidents back then and had to sue people

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that didn't have the money to pay for it, blah,

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blah, blah. But look, still, today, there's people

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driving without insurance. All the time. Come

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on. Now, tell me this, Rob. I see every day five

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or six licensed places on my way to work, going

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and getting a cup, a copy, scratching my ass,

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just driving somewhere, whatever. I see. six,

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seven, eight license plates that are temporary,

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that are out of date by three or four years.

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Now, why is that? They haven't paid any taxes,

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no personal property tax. Well, they can't pay

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property tax. Do you think they're buying insurance?

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Hell no. And how come I'll be the one getting

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stopped, but they won't? I'll tell you why. Because

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they have a newer model Jeep. They know I have

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the money to pay my way out of a ticket. Yeah,

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I see them driving around everywhere. I got a

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taillight out. I'm getting stopped. I parked

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at the wrong place at the city market and got

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a $120 ticket. And it wasn't even the wrong place.

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What it was was their damn app took my money

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and said I was covered. And then they came back

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and said that on the weekends that that part

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isn't covered, that it's a no parking zone. It

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says nowhere around there. But what am I going

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to do? Fight it? Oh, let's go get a lawyer. Let's

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spend $1 ,000 on a $120 ticket. Oh, yeah, that

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would be smart. You see, they got you coming

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and going. They don't care. They fleece us blind,

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and people sit here and take it. They bend over

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and go, please take my money. Sorry, go ahead,

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Rob. Oh, no, no, no, no. I have nothing to add

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to that. I mean, come on. I tell you, a lot of

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it's racketeer. Just get money out of it. I agree

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with you 100%. It's just like the automotive

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business. All this new crap they have put on

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cars. Back in the 70s, you didn't need 80 % of

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the shit to run a vehicle. I can't change my

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own oil in the Jeep. If I do, the warranty is

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void. I can't get service anywhere else except

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through them. Why is that? Because if I get service

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somewhere else, oh, we don't know those people,

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we don't deal with them, so your warranty is

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void. So I have to keep giving them the money.

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So, again, I talk about subscription and everything.

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That is a subscription service. Just like there's

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subscription EV charging now. There's subscription

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everything. Cancer is subscription -based on

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a lot of cases. It's like, oh, we're not going

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to cure it, but we're going to keep you coming

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in. We're going to keep you treatments. We're

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going to keep you alive for a long, long time.

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But what about a cure? Oh, we're not worried

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about that. Meanwhile, a year and a half later,

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you're dead. Yeah, yeah. After you eat all this

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poison, they go, well, we kept you alive a year

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and a half more. And don't get me wrong. There's

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a lot of medical advances that do great things.

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They did great things with me, and they have

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great things I hope they're going to do with

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me. But there is also an element of big money

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in it, too. So prescriptions, same thing. So

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I have a great example right here, Rob. And if

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you hear something that's questionable or you're

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questioning, interrupt me. And I'll stop, and

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I want your opinion on this because you always

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have a great side of it that I'm not thinking

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about that I love to hear. So please stay with

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me, and if you hear something, go hang on, Mark,

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and I'll stop and I'll let you talk, okay? I

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got you. Okay. Back in 2017, I had an emergency

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gallbladder operation. I was in the ER for hours

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and eventually admitted to the hospital. Months

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later, after I paid off all of my portion, I

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receive an invoice for $75 ,000 in the mail.

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This was from the hospital. I immediately called

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the insurance company. The representative explained

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that the insurance company that I was covered

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by had a contract with that particular hospital

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and that the fee will be paid to them on a gallbladder

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surgery is $5 ,000, no more, no less. She said

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that that is all the insurance company is obligated

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to pay for. per their contract with the medical

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services company that they're dealing with. So

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here's what they're saying with that, okay? They

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couldn't charge me because they have that contract

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with the insurance company. But $5 ,000. This

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big corporation only pays $5 ,000. Now, if I

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went in there without insurance, okay, Rob? If

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I was uninsured, I'd be responsible for a little

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over $80 ,000. That is criminal. Criminal! Not

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everybody has access to metal. medical coverage,

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we desperately need a not -as -corrupt party.

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Time to start kicking the ends out, without a

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doubt. Insurance companies, they know that the

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average ham and egger cannot fight them. The

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commoner does not have the resources to do so.

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Honestly, people, I mean, wake up. It's showtime

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in this country. Answer the fucking bell. Go

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ahead. And now we have people that want to get

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rid of Medicaid and all that to help people.

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We are going to get into political. You know

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what? I don't care so much anymore. I don't really

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care so much anymore because sometimes you just

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can't deny saying something. I've been fucked

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around so much in the last few weeks. We're talking

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about our lives. Everybody that listens to us.

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Yeah, it's through this. Yeah. And if you don't

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like it, listen to Bob and Tom podcast or something.

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I don't give a shit, whatever. But look, I'm

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just telling you my point of view. You can agree,

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disagree, whatever. You can wipe your ass with

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the podcast. I don't care. But this is the way

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I feel. And Rob is obviously pretty passionate

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about this, too. And this is what we're going

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to talk about for a few more minutes. Don't don't

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get me wrong. You'll get your dick jokes. Just

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not right now. So anyhow, so. This insurance

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company, the problem is this right here. They

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came over and they named a couple of scratches

00:14:15.269 --> 00:14:17.750
that were already there. And they said, our client

00:14:17.750 --> 00:14:22.090
did this. But you didn't see the video. Nothing.

00:14:22.450 --> 00:14:25.750
Nothing. So I go to the auto body place and I

00:14:25.750 --> 00:14:28.990
go, hey, I go, exactly what are you fixing? Oh,

00:14:29.090 --> 00:14:31.070
the insurance said that this is what happened

00:14:31.070 --> 00:14:34.250
right here. And I said to the guy, I go, hey,

00:14:34.350 --> 00:14:37.070
and a very nice guy. I said, do you believe that's

00:14:37.070 --> 00:14:40.259
what happened? No. What did you tell them? I

00:14:40.259 --> 00:14:43.500
told them that these damages on the door, not

00:14:43.500 --> 00:14:46.440
the back panel, is what this lady caused by hitting

00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:49.159
you. What did they say? They said they're covering

00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:54.799
these scratches and that's it. Okay. Okay. I

00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:57.539
call them back and I go, hey, I go, this is complete

00:14:57.539 --> 00:15:00.879
bullshit. I said, you guys don't even know what

00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:02.960
happened and you're claiming a couple of scratches

00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:07.399
that are obviously old is what happened? Well,

00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:10.039
You can have the body. This is what she said,

00:15:10.179 --> 00:15:12.679
the adjuster. She said, you can have the body

00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:15.360
company contact our estimator and ask for another

00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:19.500
estimation. They didn't come down, nothing. And

00:15:19.500 --> 00:15:22.940
it was denied an hour later. So the gentleman

00:15:22.940 --> 00:15:25.080
at the body shop, he calls me back. He goes,

00:15:25.139 --> 00:15:27.100
I hate giving bad news. I go, I already knew

00:15:27.100 --> 00:15:30.159
it, man. I go, look. I go, it's cool. So I call

00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:33.980
her back, and I go, listen. I go, there's obviously

00:15:33.980 --> 00:15:37.830
footage there, okay? It is a restaurant. And

00:15:37.830 --> 00:15:40.610
I found out where the cameras are, two of them

00:15:40.610 --> 00:15:43.789
that cover the hackstep perfectly. So she's like,

00:15:43.850 --> 00:15:46.090
well, okay, you can always send in the video

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footage for further review. I don't believe that

00:15:49.129 --> 00:15:50.570
for one minute. I'm going to send it in, they're

00:15:50.570 --> 00:15:52.309
going to wipe their ass with it and tell me no.

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So what I'm going to do is when they do that,

00:15:55.909 --> 00:15:59.669
instead of... What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have

00:15:59.669 --> 00:16:01.629
to send in the video footage to them. I have

00:16:01.629 --> 00:16:03.909
a problem with this whole thing already. Okay,

00:16:04.009 --> 00:16:08.370
go ahead, Rob, go ahead. Ain't that why you pay

00:16:08.370 --> 00:16:10.870
your insurance company is to do the footwork?

00:16:11.169 --> 00:16:13.450
Well, here's the deal. My insurance company,

00:16:13.490 --> 00:16:14.789
if they're going to have something to deal with

00:16:14.789 --> 00:16:17.029
it, they're just going to pay it. And I don't

00:16:17.029 --> 00:16:19.629
want them paying it. That's me. That's going

00:16:19.629 --> 00:16:22.750
to say I was at fault. I was not at fault. I

00:16:22.750 --> 00:16:24.690
want the dumb bitch that did this. You want it

00:16:24.690 --> 00:16:28.330
fixed. Yeah, I want it fixed. So they erase their

00:16:28.330 --> 00:16:31.129
hands from it very conveniently. Well, this claim

00:16:31.129 --> 00:16:33.629
is closed then on our part, right? Well, I don't

00:16:33.629 --> 00:16:36.210
want you guys paying it because you're going

00:16:36.210 --> 00:16:38.889
to. Come back on me about it. Even though this

00:16:38.889 --> 00:16:44.090
other bitch I was part of. And let me clear this

00:16:44.090 --> 00:16:46.750
up. I could have said to them, said, go ahead

00:16:46.750 --> 00:16:48.590
and cover this. But what do you think that's

00:16:48.590 --> 00:16:51.250
going to do to my rates, Rob? Probably tripling.

00:16:51.909 --> 00:16:54.389
So I had to decline that and say, no, I'm going

00:16:54.389 --> 00:16:56.909
to go after her insurance company. So that erases

00:16:56.909 --> 00:16:59.470
them from it. Okay, we've got nothing to do with

00:16:59.470 --> 00:17:02.789
this. Okay, so I'm on my own about it. They don't

00:17:02.789 --> 00:17:05.240
represent me, no. Then that's another thing that's

00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:06.920
complete shit. I thought your insurance company

00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:09.539
went after the other insurance company. I thought

00:17:09.539 --> 00:17:11.019
so, too, but my stepdaughter... I thought the

00:17:11.019 --> 00:17:13.460
insurance company battled it out. My stepdaughter

00:17:13.460 --> 00:17:15.900
had the same problem with the same insurance

00:17:15.900 --> 00:17:20.400
that I'm insured by. Yep. Yeah. Here we go. Okay,

00:17:20.500 --> 00:17:22.759
well, if we don't have anything to do with it,

00:17:22.779 --> 00:17:24.240
we don't have anything to do with it. Good luck,

00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:25.660
you know, that kind of thing. You know, they're

00:17:25.660 --> 00:17:27.180
out of there. They're like, okay, bye, see you,

00:17:27.259 --> 00:17:31.920
good luck. So, I'm on my own. That's why we give

00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:36.519
you 100, 200 every fucking month. Yes. So here's

00:17:36.519 --> 00:17:39.019
what else happened, too, okay? Now, this is really

00:17:39.019 --> 00:17:43.420
screwy, too, okay? So I go down to the business,

00:17:43.539 --> 00:17:46.440
and I talk to the manager. He's like, yeah, we

00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:48.660
can get you the footage. We have it. I said,

00:17:48.700 --> 00:17:52.180
all right, cool. Well, and he goes, but you have

00:17:52.180 --> 00:17:54.740
to do this. You have to file a police report

00:17:54.740 --> 00:17:56.680
in Overland Park, Kansas, where it happened,

00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:59.970
where the business is. Okay. And then it's going

00:17:59.970 --> 00:18:01.950
to take them a few days. They're going to assign

00:18:01.950 --> 00:18:04.430
you a case number. You have to take that case

00:18:04.430 --> 00:18:08.009
number and call. You have to call the Overland

00:18:08.009 --> 00:18:11.309
Park Police Department back. Tell them this is

00:18:11.309 --> 00:18:13.450
an accident report. This is a case number. I

00:18:13.450 --> 00:18:16.349
need the footage for June 24th at like 12, 15

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or whenever the accident happened. I need like

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10 minutes of that footage, please. And have

00:18:20.869 --> 00:18:25.690
it emailed to the place that I was at. Have them

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email it to the... to the establishment I was

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at, and then they will email it to the insurance

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dumbass. Oh, my God. Yeah, so I'm already a week

00:18:35.920 --> 00:18:39.359
and a half deep in red tape, and I'm not going

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to get anything from it. I can guarantee it right

00:18:41.140 --> 00:18:44.000
now. They're just going to deny it. So then I'm

00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:45.759
not going to get a dime from them. I know this

00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:47.920
already. But I'm going to the insurance board,

00:18:48.019 --> 00:18:50.160
and I'm going to raise as much hell as I can

00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:52.700
raise. I'm going to do everything I can to make

00:18:52.700 --> 00:18:58.680
their life as... Painful as I can. And the way

00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:02.039
I can do that is just that. Complain, complain,

00:19:02.259 --> 00:19:05.680
complain. Put stuff online. Flog them with red

00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:09.559
tape like they did me. And as far as calling

00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:11.819
a lawyer, that's what the insurance board and

00:19:11.819 --> 00:19:14.400
the attorney general are. They're lawyers that

00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:17.119
are supposed to fight for the people, the little

00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:20.200
guy. That's what I was saying. Your insurance

00:19:20.200 --> 00:19:23.359
company is supposed to fight for you. Not an

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issue. Well, Rob, I can tell you this right now.

00:19:25.839 --> 00:19:27.980
When I found out it's not just my insurance company,

00:19:28.059 --> 00:19:29.640
all are like that. They're like, look, we're

00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:31.599
either paying for it or we don't have anything

00:19:31.599 --> 00:19:33.240
to do with you fighting them. And you know why?

00:19:33.859 --> 00:19:37.220
Because they all are in the same pockets. They're

00:19:37.220 --> 00:19:39.119
not doing that to each other. They're not going

00:19:39.119 --> 00:19:41.579
to increase their costs. Hell no. They're going

00:19:41.579 --> 00:19:44.259
to go, hey, hey, hey, so -and -so, come here.

00:19:44.980 --> 00:19:47.900
Okay, hey, we don't go after you. You don't go

00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:52.819
after us, right? Okay, deal. There you go. Simple

00:19:52.819 --> 00:19:56.140
as that, right? Yeah. Why would they cost themselves

00:19:56.140 --> 00:19:59.039
more money? They wouldn't. Meanwhile, they raise

00:19:59.039 --> 00:20:04.160
your rates liberally. Yeah, I mean, so. Oh, my

00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:06.299
God. Yeah, I mean, you got anything more to add

00:20:06.299 --> 00:20:08.839
to that? Like internet rates. Yeah, so we need

00:20:08.839 --> 00:20:15.400
a party that is for the common man. We'll never

00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:18.380
get it, but I like the thought of someone at

00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:21.619
least bringing up the suggestion. And look, I'm

00:20:21.619 --> 00:20:24.619
not a big fan of Elon Musk at all. I'm not a

00:20:24.619 --> 00:20:26.819
big fan of him and his proprietary charging,

00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:29.279
allegedly, and all this stuff with Tesla and

00:20:29.279 --> 00:20:31.059
the other stuff and all that. I'm not a huge

00:20:31.059 --> 00:20:33.680
fan of his. I never have been. I don't think

00:20:33.680 --> 00:20:38.490
much of the guy. But this right here, he's only

00:20:38.490 --> 00:20:40.390
doing it out of spite. Him and Trump are in a

00:20:40.390 --> 00:20:43.150
fight, so he's trying to sling some mud at him

00:20:43.150 --> 00:20:44.970
and make suggestions. That's all he's doing.

00:20:45.049 --> 00:20:46.890
He's not doing it for the American people. If

00:20:46.890 --> 00:20:48.789
he cared about, in my opinion, if he cared about

00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:50.950
the American people, he'd make a more cheaper

00:20:50.950 --> 00:20:55.450
car that was more reliable and no - alleged proprietary

00:20:55.450 --> 00:20:58.789
charging and all that stuff and all that where

00:20:58.789 --> 00:21:01.430
everything's outdated, you can't charge it anymore

00:21:01.430 --> 00:21:03.910
and all that. All this stuff's allegedly. I haven't

00:21:03.910 --> 00:21:07.069
owned a Tesla to actually confirm this, but I've

00:21:07.069 --> 00:21:10.109
read several sources that stuff like that's going

00:21:10.109 --> 00:21:12.490
on. So in my opinion, if he really gave a shit

00:21:12.490 --> 00:21:15.089
about the American public, he would do his business

00:21:15.089 --> 00:21:18.250
a little differently, allegedly and all that.

00:21:18.329 --> 00:21:20.660
But even though at the very... the very front

00:21:20.660 --> 00:21:23.240
of this podcast. You hear it every time. We're

00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:26.359
not to be believed. We'll make shit up. So there.

00:21:27.740 --> 00:21:34.319
Anyhow, shall we move on, Rob? Yes. Okay. A new

00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:36.480
trend in England, and in America somewhat, but

00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:39.519
more in England, is it's not real popular here

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.799
yet, but it's getting more popular, and is naming

00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:44.619
your baby after famous serial killers or famous

00:21:44.619 --> 00:21:51.539
criminals. I know. I love it. I know this couple,

00:21:51.660 --> 00:21:55.819
okay, that, and I know Alistair Crowley was not

00:21:55.819 --> 00:21:59.039
a serial killer that, you know, that we know

00:21:59.039 --> 00:22:01.460
of and probably not a criminal either. You know,

00:22:01.460 --> 00:22:03.660
crazy, you can maybe make a pretty good case

00:22:03.660 --> 00:22:06.680
for, but I met this couple that named their child

00:22:06.680 --> 00:22:09.400
Alistair. I asked them the origin and they said

00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:12.000
they had no idea that Alistair was a huge satanic

00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.839
cult guy. And they named their kid Alistair just

00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:17.319
because they knew he was some guy in the past.

00:22:17.819 --> 00:22:20.220
And I'm like, really? So you named him after

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:23.619
Alistair Crowley? Yeah. And you had no idea what

00:22:23.619 --> 00:22:27.559
he did? No. I said, you know what? I said, sometime,

00:22:27.819 --> 00:22:30.900
go to the Internet, look it up. You may want

00:22:30.900 --> 00:22:35.619
to change the kid's name to Al or Alan. Maybe

00:22:35.619 --> 00:22:40.180
not Alistair. So anyhow. So anyhow, you know.

00:22:40.619 --> 00:22:42.579
I was really floored that they didn't do any

00:22:42.579 --> 00:22:44.259
research, but then when I thought about it, I

00:22:44.259 --> 00:22:46.960
said, you know what? That's just, that's par

00:22:46.960 --> 00:22:49.740
for the course, isn't it? Yeah. Why do research?

00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:52.059
Why figure out what you're talking about? Yeah,

00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:55.140
whatever. Okay. Here's a list of names that are

00:22:55.140 --> 00:22:58.539
popular lately. Most are serial killers, but

00:22:58.539 --> 00:23:01.819
some are famous criminals sprinkled in. How about

00:23:01.819 --> 00:23:07.460
Ted? Yep. Named after Ted Bundy. Yep. Anna Delvey.

00:23:07.900 --> 00:23:12.019
the famous con artist scammer online. How about

00:23:12.019 --> 00:23:16.799
Arthur Lee Allen? Arthur is a big name. The Zodiac

00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:20.859
Killer. Or how about Burke? Burke is a big name

00:23:20.859 --> 00:23:24.579
now, and he is named after David Berkowitz, the

00:23:24.579 --> 00:23:29.380
son of Sam Killer, very famous. Yes. There's

00:23:29.380 --> 00:23:31.259
many more, but I think I got to the point there.

00:23:32.700 --> 00:23:35.019
So, Rob, you got anything you want to interject

00:23:35.019 --> 00:23:40.759
on that? Cool? Stupid? I have nothing to add

00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:49.779
on that. Everybody? Whatever. Their kid, their

00:23:49.779 --> 00:23:53.519
life? Okay. To me, that's like a hell of a jinx

00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:56.279
to start a kid off with, my thought. Do your

00:23:56.279 --> 00:23:58.819
research before you name them. That's all I got

00:23:58.819 --> 00:24:05.220
to say. Alistair. July 22nd and August 5th, we're

00:24:05.220 --> 00:24:09.019
getting ripped off. August 5th is one of my stepdaughter's

00:24:09.019 --> 00:24:13.119
birthdays. Differences in the Earth and Moon's

00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:15.420
gravitational pull will make both days considerably

00:24:15.420 --> 00:24:19.180
shorter. Each day will roughly be 1 .5 milliseconds

00:24:19.180 --> 00:24:24.460
shorter, Rob. There you go. Fair notice. Need

00:24:24.460 --> 00:24:26.500
to hurry those days to fit in your full day.

00:24:26.920 --> 00:24:29.259
You got to hurry all day to fit everything in.

00:24:29.339 --> 00:24:34.700
1 .5 milliseconds shorter, dude. I'm going to

00:24:34.700 --> 00:24:36.200
have to mow the lawn at, like, I'm going to have

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:38.000
to come home early from work and mow the lawn

00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:41.500
at, like, 3. Yeah. How else am I going to get

00:24:41.500 --> 00:24:46.559
it in? Sorry I wasted your time. Eh, not really.

00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:54.660
Okay. Hopefully that's a work day. Yeah, yeah.

00:24:54.859 --> 00:24:57.019
Get up early. Yeah, I get 1 .5 milliseconds.

00:24:58.380 --> 00:25:02.099
Yeah, hell yeah. Rob, you just made sense out

00:25:02.099 --> 00:25:07.839
of it all. Thank you. Thank you. So, I'm cleaning

00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:09.900
out the pool on the other day, and on the side

00:25:09.900 --> 00:25:12.920
of the concrete is a yucca plant, right? And

00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.599
I've been fighting with this damn thing periodically,

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.440
forever. I tried everything to get rid of it.

00:25:17.579 --> 00:25:21.539
They are the hardiest plant. Well, the thing

00:25:21.539 --> 00:25:23.980
is, it's growing in the concrete where the pool

00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:27.339
is, right? And I got to get it to quit because

00:25:27.339 --> 00:25:28.920
eventually the roots are going to get to where

00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:30.920
it starts pulling up the concrete, you know.

00:25:31.019 --> 00:25:35.119
It already needs mud or polyjacking to a degree.

00:25:35.220 --> 00:25:39.220
I don't need any more, you know. A yuck is a

00:25:39.220 --> 00:25:41.220
weird plant. It's considered tropical, but cold

00:25:41.220 --> 00:25:44.960
weather will not affect it. I mean, you can have

00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:47.700
30 below and this damn tropical plant doesn't

00:25:47.700 --> 00:25:49.380
care. It just pretty much flips you off. It's

00:25:49.380 --> 00:25:51.430
like, haha, I'm still here. And they're pretty

00:25:51.430 --> 00:25:53.549
invasive. They're really hard to get rid of.

00:25:53.569 --> 00:25:56.269
I did everything. I finally made peace with this

00:25:56.269 --> 00:25:58.130
yucca plant that's growing in the concrete next

00:25:58.130 --> 00:26:01.910
to the pool. I was vacuuming out the pool. I

00:26:01.910 --> 00:26:03.789
had my Bluetooth on the side of the concrete.

00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:06.349
I'm blasting some golden oldies. This is what

00:26:06.349 --> 00:26:08.630
I do, you know, Tuesday morning. I'm out there

00:26:08.630 --> 00:26:10.950
doing this. And when I noticed that the yucca

00:26:10.950 --> 00:26:13.369
plant's long leaves, you know what a yucca plant

00:26:13.369 --> 00:26:15.130
looks like. It has those long leaves that kind

00:26:15.130 --> 00:26:18.230
of hang out, right? It was dancing to the percussion.

00:26:18.750 --> 00:26:21.500
It was really cool. I'm going to have to video

00:26:21.500 --> 00:26:24.220
it. I mean, everyone can see it. I'm officially

00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:26.960
giving up, and I'm going to let this yucca plant

00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:29.980
live because it was really cool. It was like

00:26:29.980 --> 00:26:32.299
the yucca plant was actually dancing to the oldies.

00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:35.839
Its leaves were just dancing all around because

00:26:35.839 --> 00:26:38.339
of percussion. Matter of fact, this Tuesday when

00:26:38.339 --> 00:26:39.519
I'm out there in the pool, I'm going to do the

00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:41.240
same thing, and I'm just going to go, hey, look,

00:26:41.380 --> 00:26:45.380
the yucca plant's pretty cool. So, anyhow, Rob.

00:26:46.320 --> 00:26:48.539
That's all I have. I have more, but I don't want

00:26:48.539 --> 00:26:51.000
to go into it. I mean, you know, we already established

00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:54.240
a tone. If you want to kill that plant, any plant,

00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:57.640
just cooking grease. Just don't let the EPA catch

00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.900
it. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Cooking grease?

00:26:59.980 --> 00:27:04.640
Really? Yeah, cooking grease or motor oil. Oh,

00:27:04.700 --> 00:27:05.759
I knew motor oil. You can't let the EPA catch

00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:08.019
it anymore. I know motor oil will do it, but

00:27:08.019 --> 00:27:11.000
I really don't. Cooking grease, too. Yeah, okay.

00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:12.500
I didn't know about cooking grease. Now, that

00:27:12.500 --> 00:27:14.960
might be a possibility. Yeah, my dad had a stump.

00:27:15.660 --> 00:27:18.000
We poured all of our cooking grease on it, and

00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:20.480
it never drew back. Really? Well, that's good

00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:24.480
to know. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. We're out there

00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.359
with the steaming hot canola. Hell, yeah. Douse

00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:30.980
that bitch down. All right. Rob, I have more,

00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:32.400
but I'm not going into it because we're already

00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:36.039
24 minutes deep. It is your turn. All right.

00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:38.140
Well, I'm going to go into something I've been

00:27:38.140 --> 00:27:42.700
watching this weekend. Friday night and Saturday

00:27:42.700 --> 00:27:48.039
night, I got into watching the EKFC. Uh -huh.

00:27:49.059 --> 00:27:53.519
You know what that is? Yeah, bare knuckle. Yeah,

00:27:53.539 --> 00:27:55.700
the bare knuckle fighting championship. I've

00:27:55.700 --> 00:27:58.079
been watching that, man. It's cool. I've seen

00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:02.180
it before a few times. Dude. Well, the thing

00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:08.700
is, there's two five -minute rounds. So your

00:28:08.700 --> 00:28:10.519
rounds are only two minutes. So you've got to

00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:14.160
get in as many hits as you can. And I'm telling

00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:18.119
you what, these people go at it. Oh, I know they

00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.579
do. Oh, my God. It's brutal. It's like actual

00:28:22.579 --> 00:28:25.680
fist fighting. You can't take them to the ground.

00:28:26.339 --> 00:28:30.700
It makes me flinch. I love it. Yeah. Oh, my God.

00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:32.980
I mean, I get uncomfortable watching it. It is

00:28:32.980 --> 00:28:37.099
so heavy. Oh, no, I love watching it. I love

00:28:37.099 --> 00:28:39.240
watching it, too, but don't you squirm a little

00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:42.660
bit? A little bit. Yeah, so we get there. I'm

00:28:42.660 --> 00:28:45.859
like, oh, my God, that hurt. You see their whole

00:28:45.859 --> 00:28:48.980
face cave in. I mean, it's like. Oh, yeah, and

00:28:48.980 --> 00:28:51.660
their eye just swirls. Oh, yeah, just plink.

00:28:51.660 --> 00:28:57.099
Oh, my God. The boxing was bad. Did you watch

00:28:57.099 --> 00:29:01.220
it on YouTube or what? No, I've been watching

00:29:01.220 --> 00:29:06.609
it on Roku. Oh, on Roku. Coming through on FUBU

00:29:06.609 --> 00:29:10.109
Sports. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. I can get that.

00:29:10.109 --> 00:29:12.890
There's a FUBU Sports channel on Roku. Yeah,

00:29:12.910 --> 00:29:16.210
they keep advertising it. Yeah, I've been watching

00:29:16.210 --> 00:29:21.769
on there, man. Okay. I'm going to join you. And

00:29:21.769 --> 00:29:25.150
I was going to do it today, but I got busy. But

00:29:25.150 --> 00:29:30.369
I'm going to look up that Kenzie Morrison fight.

00:29:30.910 --> 00:29:34.750
I want to see him in action. I'm going to check

00:29:34.750 --> 00:29:36.430
it out, too. Especially a bare knuckle, man.

00:29:36.630 --> 00:29:38.789
Oh, yeah. I'm telling you what. These people

00:29:38.789 --> 00:29:41.710
are, like, fighting for their life. I mean, they

00:29:41.710 --> 00:29:45.930
actually, they're, like, fighting, fighting.

00:29:46.309 --> 00:29:48.730
In my opinion. But the thing is that gets me,

00:29:48.829 --> 00:29:52.650
and here's what gets me. Yeah. Is the sportsmanship.

00:29:53.470 --> 00:29:57.410
Mm -hmm. After the match, they're hugging, they're

00:29:57.410 --> 00:30:01.430
high -fiving, they're talking. The sportsmanship

00:30:01.430 --> 00:30:04.190
is awesome. Someone that just collapsed your

00:30:04.190 --> 00:30:06.970
face and you're hugging them. I never got that

00:30:06.970 --> 00:30:10.490
either. And I'll tell you what, the women, these

00:30:10.490 --> 00:30:13.509
women are badasses. I would not want to mess

00:30:13.509 --> 00:30:15.450
with these women. Oh, they kick our ass and then

00:30:15.450 --> 00:30:20.549
go to a real guy. Oh, my God. No, I know. I do

00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:22.950
not wish to tango with any of those chicks. Oh,

00:30:22.970 --> 00:30:27.430
my God. Yeah, I just wanted to get it out there.

00:30:27.490 --> 00:30:30.710
Anybody that wants to watch actual fist fight,

00:30:30.829 --> 00:30:36.380
watch bare knuckle fighting. It's a good way

00:30:36.380 --> 00:30:40.720
to waste a lot of time. A lot of MMA and UFC

00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:45.579
fighters are going to it. A lot of pro boxers

00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:52.099
are going to it. It's going to be where the money's

00:30:52.099 --> 00:30:54.019
at because it's gaining so much steam. Also,

00:30:54.220 --> 00:30:56.539
there's so much glory in it. People attract to

00:30:56.539 --> 00:31:01.319
it naturally. Right. I mean, people really look

00:31:01.319 --> 00:31:03.240
at that. The only problem is I see is a lot of

00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.079
the fighters are only getting a fight like maybe

00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:08.960
every year and a half, you know. Oh, my gosh,

00:31:09.019 --> 00:31:11.359
man. The rest of the time you're healing. Well,

00:31:11.980 --> 00:31:15.039
they need to start having more shows, and they

00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:17.579
need to get a little bit bigger. I'll tell you

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:22.819
what, this really take off, my opinion. Well,

00:31:22.859 --> 00:31:25.960
it has taken off a lot from where it began. And

00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.980
it's going to explode even more, especially like

00:31:27.980 --> 00:31:30.299
FUBU Sports taking it up and all that. That's

00:31:30.299 --> 00:31:32.920
all it needs. When it eventually gets like a

00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.220
Fox contract or something like that, that's when

00:31:35.220 --> 00:31:38.480
they're really going to be, or an ESPN 30 or

00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.759
whatever, then they'll really start gaining a

00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:43.200
lot more steam. As soon as they're like available

00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:47.900
on every, what would you call it, cable outlet

00:31:47.900 --> 00:31:49.839
or whatever, whatever they call that type of

00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:53.640
stuff now, where an ESPN would be at. a Fox Sports

00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:58.019
one or something. So that's cool. Okay, man,

00:31:58.140 --> 00:32:00.099
I'll tell you, I agree with you, though. I'm

00:32:00.099 --> 00:32:03.140
going to start watching it again. Oh, dude, I'm

00:32:03.140 --> 00:32:07.819
into it. Oh, cool. I really am. Cool. Hey, you

00:32:07.819 --> 00:32:10.759
want to come back with some emails? Yeah, sounds

00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.000
good. All right, we'll be right back. Two douchebags,

00:32:15.059 --> 00:32:17.019
a microphone, and an effort to keep everything

00:32:17.019 --> 00:32:22.000
fresh. We offer you... First world problems.

00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:27.599
Damn it. The city services website is down again.

00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:31.440
I can't believe this. I'm going to have to actually

00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:34.140
call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash

00:32:34.140 --> 00:32:38.980
bill. This is ridiculous. Harambe used to listen

00:32:38.980 --> 00:32:41.099
to our original show, Two Dipshits and Cheek

00:32:41.099 --> 00:32:44.000
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe

00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.900
does not listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

00:32:46.900 --> 00:32:49.359
and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder

00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:53.000
anymore. You might ask why Harambe never listens

00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:55.180
to our original show, Too Gypsious and a Cheap

00:32:55.180 --> 00:32:58.539
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Well, it's

00:32:58.539 --> 00:33:01.180
because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered

00:33:01.180 --> 00:33:03.720
because some idiot did not watch her child properly

00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:06.559
while looking on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does

00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:08.680
not listen to our original show, Too Gypsious

00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:10.880
and the Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder,

00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:21.960
or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. Hey,

00:33:21.980 --> 00:33:24.519
my little pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny Rohypnol

00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:27.500
with your music news. During an appearance on

00:33:27.500 --> 00:33:29.859
July 8th episode of SiriusXM's Trunk Nation,

00:33:30.180 --> 00:33:32.599
Tony Omi spoke about some of his upcoming music

00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:35.059
-related projects, including a full -length collection

00:33:35.059 --> 00:33:36.920
of new material from legendary Black Sabbath

00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:40.640
guitarist. Tony said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth

00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.460
.net, Well, at the moment, I was doing my own

00:33:43.460 --> 00:33:45.339
album until Back to the Beginning event came

00:33:45.339 --> 00:33:47.980
up, and then of course I had to stop and concentrate

00:33:47.980 --> 00:33:50.890
on preparing for the Sabbath performance. But

00:33:50.890 --> 00:33:52.869
I'm continuing next week to try to finish off

00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:55.309
what I started with this album. And then who

00:33:55.309 --> 00:33:57.450
knows what I'm going to do. It's great, really.

00:33:57.910 --> 00:34:00.390
Because if something pops up, I'll do it if I

00:34:00.390 --> 00:34:02.930
want to do it. Asked if his upcoming album is

00:34:02.930 --> 00:34:05.549
a Tony Omi solo record with guests on it, like

00:34:05.549 --> 00:34:08.110
he's done before with the legendary 2000s IOMI,

00:34:08.110 --> 00:34:11.489
the guitarist responded, At the moment, no. I've

00:34:11.489 --> 00:34:13.510
got one singer on it, which I originally thought

00:34:13.510 --> 00:34:16.030
of different singers. But it started off as it

00:34:16.030 --> 00:34:17.989
was going to be an instrumental album, and it's

00:34:17.989 --> 00:34:20.510
gone from that into a full -fledged Tony Iommi

00:34:20.510 --> 00:34:23.170
project. But then I thought, oh, wait, I want

00:34:23.170 --> 00:34:25.449
to try it with a singer. So that's what I've

00:34:25.449 --> 00:34:28.489
been doing. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was

00:34:28.489 --> 00:34:31.210
your Music News. And remember, bar chords are

00:34:31.210 --> 00:34:41.289
bullshit. Have you ever wondered what something

00:34:41.289 --> 00:34:43.530
came about? Have you ever looked at something

00:34:43.530 --> 00:34:45.650
and said, Hmm, I wonder what the origin of that

00:34:45.650 --> 00:34:49.329
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

00:34:49.329 --> 00:34:55.550
The Origin of... The Origin of Coca -Cola. On

00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:59.230
May 8, 1886, Dr. John Pemberton served the world's

00:34:59.230 --> 00:35:02.550
first Coca -Cola at Jacobs Pharmacy in Atlanta,

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:05.869
Georgia. The drink was served as a tonic for

00:35:05.869 --> 00:35:10.059
common ailments. Hey, if you're a fan of paying

00:35:10.059 --> 00:35:12.280
way too much for trinkets and food, well, your

00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:14.800
wish is coming true. Kansas City International

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Airport Guest Pass program is starting today.

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Yes, you too could overspend on workless trinkets

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and $15 cups of coffee. Want to buy a $50 cheap

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t -shirt that has KC Western Auto Building image

00:35:27.619 --> 00:35:30.920
on it? We got you covered. Want a barbecue sauce

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gift pack? No problem. Just a mere $40 on your

00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:36.730
first point. Hurry! You know rubes are jumping

00:35:36.730 --> 00:35:40.570
all over to get to this complete rip -off. Because

00:35:40.570 --> 00:35:44.869
people are sheep. Hey there, fuckstick. You're

00:35:44.869 --> 00:35:47.070
just in time for brand new feature news nobody

00:35:47.070 --> 00:35:50.570
gives a shit about. A man in Manitoba, Canada

00:35:50.570 --> 00:36:00.130
collects rat traps. He now has 3 ,421. When you

00:36:00.130 --> 00:36:03.409
buy and eat half a chicken, You are secretly

00:36:03.409 --> 00:36:10.309
sharing a meal with a stranger. Rob Rad, a man

00:36:10.309 --> 00:36:14.929
extraordinaire. Rob consumed small doses of radiation

00:36:14.929 --> 00:36:20.150
for 30 years. Rob is immune to radiation. Watch

00:36:20.150 --> 00:36:24.809
him glow. Watch Rob Rad jump up 25 feet and grab

00:36:24.809 --> 00:36:28.389
birds out of thin air with his mouth. With his

00:36:28.389 --> 00:36:32.469
mouth! Rob can now be a mentor for children's

00:36:32.469 --> 00:36:36.210
parties and bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come

00:36:36.210 --> 00:36:39.210
on and rent you a Rob today. That's right. Come

00:36:39.210 --> 00:36:44.909
by and rent Rob for a day. A day. A day. Watch

00:36:44.909 --> 00:36:48.050
Rob consume seven bottles of night cream and

00:36:48.050 --> 00:36:52.309
still break dance in New York. Watch Rob Red.

00:36:52.469 --> 00:36:57.210
Fart down a building. Fart down a building. Rob

00:36:57.210 --> 00:36:59.369
Red. who assumes no responsibility whatsoever.

00:36:59.449 --> 00:37:01.510
He is not a babysitter, and he doesn't give one

00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:03.210
hell of a shit about your children. Please remember

00:37:03.210 --> 00:37:05.710
to corral every little bastard you have before

00:37:05.710 --> 00:37:07.909
Rob gets there, and while we'll not put up with

00:37:07.909 --> 00:37:10.210
any backtalk, we will promptly get them in the

00:37:10.210 --> 00:37:12.650
place. Rob Reag assumes no responsibility for

00:37:12.650 --> 00:37:14.530
anything that could be stolen from his visit.

00:37:14.590 --> 00:37:16.949
Rob Reag has no responsibility whatsoever in

00:37:16.949 --> 00:37:19.949
any help him of any situation. Read a Rob today.

00:37:20.409 --> 00:37:23.730
And now we look in on the adventures of the Technical

00:37:23.730 --> 00:37:27.550
Explanation Guy. Why, excuse me, my dear chap.

00:37:27.630 --> 00:37:30.929
Could you please pass the sodium chloride? Do

00:37:30.929 --> 00:37:35.769
you mean the salt? Why, yes. Yes, I do. Then

00:37:35.769 --> 00:37:47.590
just say the salt, you dumb motherfucker. Two

00:37:47.590 --> 00:37:50.130
douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here in

00:37:50.130 --> 00:37:52.690
the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap studio.

00:37:54.409 --> 00:37:57.750
And I am Rob at the beautiful Niagara Arm of

00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:00.170
Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck Blind Studio.

00:38:00.869 --> 00:38:04.429
Quack, quack. There we go. All right. I have

00:38:04.429 --> 00:38:07.050
some emails here. You want to hear them? Yes,

00:38:07.050 --> 00:38:10.650
I do. All right. Mark, there is not a real person

00:38:10.650 --> 00:38:13.510
who invented salad mix. Dole Produce started

00:38:13.510 --> 00:38:15.849
the whole mix in a bag idea a few years back.

00:38:16.130 --> 00:38:19.269
Do your research, dummy. Mark in Fort Wayne,

00:38:19.329 --> 00:38:23.010
I think Indiana. Mark and Fort Wayne, you obviously

00:38:23.010 --> 00:38:26.610
don't understand parody. In order to salute someone,

00:38:26.969 --> 00:38:30.429
you have to have a name. Listen to our disclaimer.

00:38:30.710 --> 00:38:33.469
We say right on there. We'll make shit up if

00:38:33.469 --> 00:38:37.150
it sounds better. Case in point. Loosen up, asshole.

00:38:37.409 --> 00:38:40.849
Go drink a beer. Jerk off or something. You have

00:38:40.849 --> 00:38:43.489
a lot too much pent -up angst. You really think

00:38:43.489 --> 00:38:45.769
about stuff too much. Okay, Mark and Fort Wayne?

00:38:45.789 --> 00:38:48.449
I was actually starting to look that up myself.

00:38:49.469 --> 00:38:53.969
No, it's a formula. You know, I can't just go,

00:38:54.389 --> 00:38:57.969
Dole, we salute Dole, whoever came up with that

00:38:57.969 --> 00:39:02.010
in the salad. You know, this Taylor guy or whatever

00:39:02.010 --> 00:39:04.530
I came up with, complete bullshit, and I figured

00:39:04.530 --> 00:39:07.949
everybody kind of knew that. I mean, anyhow.

00:39:08.789 --> 00:39:10.969
Anyhow, yeah, it's a fucking joke. That's all

00:39:10.969 --> 00:39:13.369
it is, you know. It's designed to make you go

00:39:13.369 --> 00:39:17.070
ha -ha, you know. You think Phineas J. Valtorez

00:39:17.070 --> 00:39:19.889
is a real person? Do you think Johnny Rohitnol

00:39:19.889 --> 00:39:22.349
is a real... You know? Anyhow. Oh, well. You

00:39:22.349 --> 00:39:26.929
know what? Enough. Rob, I have the first script

00:39:26.929 --> 00:39:30.030
written for our podcast. It is titled, Mark is

00:39:30.030 --> 00:39:33.409
a boring loser that will fail when our podcast

00:39:33.409 --> 00:39:36.130
starts against him. Mitch in South Central Cass

00:39:36.130 --> 00:39:38.130
County, a few miles from that horrible fireplace

00:39:38.130 --> 00:39:41.829
monument. Man, I am just getting shit thrown

00:39:41.829 --> 00:39:46.420
at me today, ain't I? Yeah. Got some dude calling

00:39:46.420 --> 00:39:48.380
me a fucking dummy, and this guy's saying that

00:39:48.380 --> 00:39:52.300
I'm a boring loser that will fail. Well, we know

00:39:52.300 --> 00:39:55.420
this is Mitch. Yeah, I expect that from Mitch.

00:39:55.800 --> 00:40:01.400
Yeah. I mean, he's just like one little dot better

00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:06.860
than Clint. Well, he's still my buddy. I know.

00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.860
That's why I didn't say too much else. This is

00:40:08.860 --> 00:40:12.119
my opinion. Rob loves you. You love Rob. Go ahead.

00:40:12.340 --> 00:40:15.719
You guys can love each other. Damn it. I thought

00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:20.119
after our last podcast we'd get the hint. I'm

00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:24.079
going to back you, but I'm going to back him.

00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:27.539
When it comes between you and him, it's you.

00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:30.500
All right, cool. All right, I'll still give you

00:40:30.500 --> 00:40:33.039
guys the space for your podcast, okay? Only for

00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:38.059
Rob, not for Mitch. Yes, I'm still getting Mitch.

00:40:38.750 --> 00:40:41.170
As a matter of fact, Mitch isn't getting any

00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:42.369
credit. I'm trying to get you and Mark to be

00:40:42.369 --> 00:40:44.710
friends here. Mitch isn't getting any credit

00:40:44.710 --> 00:40:46.349
at all. It's going to be called The Rob Show,

00:40:46.550 --> 00:40:53.469
The Rob Only Show. Look, Mitch, I appreciate

00:40:53.469 --> 00:40:59.630
it. He's giving me shit. It's fine. Hey, guys,

00:40:59.829 --> 00:41:01.690
I was wanting to know if you could use some material

00:41:01.690 --> 00:41:04.530
I've written for a podcast like yours. I've decided

00:41:04.530 --> 00:41:07.250
to go into history of the world for my podcast.

00:41:17.069 --> 00:41:38.800
Yeah, yeah. I think it's going to do great. So,

00:41:38.900 --> 00:41:41.900
I mean, look at the questions he throws at us,

00:41:41.940 --> 00:41:46.619
right? I know. I'll download every show. He's

00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:49.280
got me as a downloader as soon as he comes up

00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.239
with everything. And I even told him this, too,

00:41:51.380 --> 00:41:54.000
Ronnie. If you want me to set him up one, I will

00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.559
do that, too. And then just give him the keys,

00:41:57.679 --> 00:41:59.260
you know, give him the passwords and all that.

00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:03.570
So, anyhow. All right. There's only a couple

00:42:03.570 --> 00:42:05.349
more. There wasn't that many emails. They kind

00:42:05.349 --> 00:42:07.289
of slowed down a little bit for whatever reason.

00:42:08.250 --> 00:42:11.110
I think it's summertime and people are outside

00:42:11.110 --> 00:42:16.010
a lot. Everybody's busy. Yeah, so. Hey, where

00:42:16.010 --> 00:42:19.010
the hell has my music creeps been? Elmo in Bismarck.

00:42:19.429 --> 00:42:21.309
First off, I don't believe the guy's name is

00:42:21.309 --> 00:42:25.309
Elmo. And I don't believe that there's one person

00:42:25.309 --> 00:42:29.550
in Elmo in Bismarck. Do you? I think North Dakota.

00:42:29.789 --> 00:42:33.099
I might. I might believe it. Okay, there might

00:42:33.099 --> 00:42:35.119
be an Elmo in baseball. I believe it. Okay, Elmo,

00:42:35.260 --> 00:42:39.019
I'm sorry. Okay, you probably are real. You're

00:42:39.019 --> 00:42:46.219
safe. Okay, Elmo, to be really honest, the music

00:42:46.219 --> 00:42:49.360
creeps may not come back for a while. That and

00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:54.679
the sports show. Topher, I think, gets a little

00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:57.199
burnt out here and there. And quite frankly,

00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:59.280
I've been having trouble keeping up with all

00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:02.179
the different shows and stuff, you know. If I'm

00:43:02.179 --> 00:43:04.780
going to concentrate on something, this is my

00:43:04.780 --> 00:43:09.179
baby. This right here. This is the one that started

00:43:09.179 --> 00:43:12.340
it. This is the one that I've been nailed to

00:43:12.340 --> 00:43:15.059
ever since. This is my true love right here.

00:43:15.179 --> 00:43:17.400
The other two ones are fine. I love them too.

00:43:17.659 --> 00:43:20.019
But if we don't ever get back to them, that's

00:43:20.019 --> 00:43:22.800
fine with me. Because it's freeing me up to do

00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:24.639
some of these new segments that I've been doing.

00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.760
And I'm loving the freedom with the tools that

00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:31.420
I have now to put in opinion pieces I call bullshits

00:43:31.420 --> 00:43:34.159
and all that stuff. And, I mean, honestly, I'd

00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:37.460
rather resort more of my time to this. I'm not

00:43:37.460 --> 00:43:39.400
saying I'm not going to do any more podcasts

00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:42.360
other than this or anything like that. But I'm

00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:44.579
saying that, like, right now, it doesn't appear

00:43:44.579 --> 00:43:46.260
like we're doing them, and that's fine with me.

00:43:46.579 --> 00:43:48.960
And nobody's mad at each other or nothing like

00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:51.300
that. It's just, you know, Topher has a lot on

00:43:51.300 --> 00:43:53.280
his plate, and I respect that, man. And you know

00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:57.619
what? I mean, if he gets enough. We all have

00:43:57.619 --> 00:44:00.900
lives. Yes. If he gets enough time or antsy and

00:44:00.900 --> 00:44:03.000
wants to do one, that's perfect with me. If not,

00:44:03.159 --> 00:44:08.000
I'm fine without it. So it doesn't matter. But

00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:10.300
we're still really good friends, and there's

00:44:10.300 --> 00:44:15.079
no problem there. Mark, you are a coffee buff.

00:44:16.139 --> 00:44:18.639
What kind of coffee do you drink at home? Is

00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:22.000
it a regular coffee brewer, a Keurig, or an actual

00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.920
cappuccino machine? It is a regular percolator,

00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.739
brewer, whatever you call them, you know, with

00:44:27.739 --> 00:44:33.380
the glass and all that, and, you know, the glass

00:44:33.380 --> 00:44:37.219
pot. Mr. Coffee. Yeah, like a Mr. Coffee. And

00:44:37.219 --> 00:44:41.619
I use, right now I'm on rotisserie out of Kansas

00:44:41.619 --> 00:44:44.460
City, Betty's Blend, which is really good. I

00:44:44.460 --> 00:44:47.059
like it. It's got a nice spice to it. You've

00:44:47.059 --> 00:44:48.860
got to watch how you mix it. You can't put too

00:44:48.860 --> 00:44:51.659
much or too little in it. You do the desired

00:44:51.659 --> 00:44:55.380
settings. I do a 10 -cup system. I do the 10

00:44:55.380 --> 00:44:58.019
cups, and I put in the... Two and a half tablespoons,

00:44:58.260 --> 00:45:01.320
like it says. And I love the coffee it produces.

00:45:01.739 --> 00:45:04.739
And as far as the cappuccino machine and all

00:45:04.739 --> 00:45:06.679
that, you know, my cousin has one. And I know

00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:10.280
a lot of people that have one. And I think they're

00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:12.500
kind of a pain in the ass, really. I mean, I'm

00:45:12.500 --> 00:45:15.480
fine with this. If I want a fancier coffee, I

00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:17.619
got my coffee houses I go to, like City Market

00:45:17.619 --> 00:45:20.840
Coffee. There's Pega's down the road that serves

00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:28.110
a really good blended. I mean, so, yeah, that's

00:45:28.110 --> 00:45:30.969
all I use. And that is the end of these emails

00:45:30.969 --> 00:45:33.889
here. So, Rob, we can go into what you want to

00:45:33.889 --> 00:45:37.269
talk about. All right. Well, I'm going to go

00:45:37.269 --> 00:45:39.289
back into the fighting world, but this time I'm

00:45:39.289 --> 00:45:43.969
going into the WWE. Oh, okay, cool. The other

00:45:43.969 --> 00:45:46.650
night I mentioned Goldberg's retirement match.

00:45:47.269 --> 00:45:52.699
Mm -hmm. Well. While the billing for WWE's Saturday

00:45:52.699 --> 00:45:56.019
night event revolved around Goldberg's retirement

00:45:56.019 --> 00:46:02.119
match, the send -off he got seemed abrupt. Shortly

00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:08.360
after Goldberg was defeated, NBC went to a commercial

00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:13.559
break and Saturday night made it return. Goldberg

00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:16.219
was in the ring with many friends and family

00:46:16.219 --> 00:46:19.780
who were there to support him. Tonight it's all

00:46:19.780 --> 00:46:22.519
about you, Michael Cole, said Goldberg, before

00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.980
handing the microphone to him. But roughly 30

00:46:25.980 --> 00:46:29.199
seconds after Goldberg began his speech, the

00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:36.860
broadcast ended. Okay. That's some shit. Yeah.

00:46:37.980 --> 00:46:42.260
Okay, well, we believe there is an explanation

00:46:42.260 --> 00:46:46.719
to this. Okay. It certainly looked weird. So

00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:50.940
what happened? And then, in this case, the culprit

00:46:50.940 --> 00:46:55.039
was most likely the injury suffered by Seth Rollins

00:46:55.039 --> 00:47:03.619
in the night's hominid match. Shit, I don't know.

00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:06.539
How do you spell it? I want to understand what

00:47:06.539 --> 00:47:13.320
it is. P -E -N -U -L -T -I -M -A -T -E. Preliminary

00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:15.880
or something like that? Oh, well. Inultimate?

00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:19.210
Oh, okay. I don't know. Okay, anyhow, I think

00:47:19.210 --> 00:47:23.449
what it meant was like the pre -match that they

00:47:23.449 --> 00:47:29.369
do? Yeah. Okay. Rollins appeared to injure his

00:47:29.369 --> 00:47:32.389
knee after a pair of springboard moves in his

00:47:32.389 --> 00:47:36.070
match against L .A. Knight. Rollins remained

00:47:36.070 --> 00:47:38.849
on the ground in the corner while his knee was

00:47:38.849 --> 00:47:42.250
being looked at. He quickly rose to his feet,

00:47:42.369 --> 00:47:44.949
took L .A. Knight's finisher, and was pinned.

00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:49.800
While we don't know if this is what led to the

00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:54.500
timing issue, Goldberg's match against Gunther

00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:59.179
went 14 minutes. For reference, in Goldberg's

00:47:59.179 --> 00:48:03.760
prime, it was not uncommon for three of his matches

00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:09.699
to last less than 14 minutes combined. Rollins'

00:48:09.820 --> 00:48:12.840
injury and the abrupt end to that match likely

00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:16.809
caused the remainder of the show. to be rebooked

00:48:16.809 --> 00:48:20.949
on the fly, leading to the timing issues in Goldberg's

00:48:20.949 --> 00:48:26.329
farewell speech. So what they're thinking is

00:48:26.329 --> 00:48:32.110
that the time Seth Rollins was injured put time

00:48:32.110 --> 00:48:36.730
away from the show. From the show. Yeah, it's

00:48:36.730 --> 00:48:41.289
a live show. It's on regular TV. And they have

00:48:41.289 --> 00:48:44.090
a time period, and they have commercials. Yeah,

00:48:44.210 --> 00:48:48.889
it's only a two -hour show. Yeah, and it's scripted,

00:48:48.889 --> 00:48:51.050
so Goldberg couldn't just go up there and just

00:48:51.050 --> 00:48:56.190
edit it at will. Right, right. Okay. But with

00:48:56.190 --> 00:49:00.250
a mishap, it throws timing off. Yes, that's what

00:49:00.250 --> 00:49:03.510
I'm saying. I get it. I get it, too. Okay, so

00:49:03.510 --> 00:49:05.510
we will be coming up. Unfortunately, he had to

00:49:05.510 --> 00:49:08.559
go down like that, you know. Well, is he going

00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:11.340
to come back and do another one then or no? That's

00:49:11.340 --> 00:49:16.280
it. I don't think so. Wow. Okay. Well, I guess

00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:18.440
that history books are going to be like he didn't

00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:23.099
get to do it. Well, he's lost. Well, he lost

00:49:23.099 --> 00:49:26.860
the match before that. He lost this one. Yeah.

00:49:26.900 --> 00:49:33.260
Yeah. And he's money. All right. At what point

00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:37.949
do you give up? You know, yeah. Yeah, I mean,

00:49:37.969 --> 00:49:41.150
I think it's remarkable for him to have a career

00:49:41.150 --> 00:49:44.690
after being in a professional sport anyhow and

00:49:44.690 --> 00:49:49.070
to do so well. Hey, kudos for being in shape

00:49:49.070 --> 00:49:51.829
to get back in the ring. Exactly. I mean, yeah,

00:49:51.949 --> 00:49:54.170
the guy's incredible any way you look at it.

00:49:54.250 --> 00:49:56.369
And you know what? We wish him the best. God

00:49:56.369 --> 00:50:01.309
bless him. He has other ventures. He's into racing

00:50:01.309 --> 00:50:05.190
and stuff like that. He'd always go into broadcasting.

00:50:05.610 --> 00:50:07.630
I mean, you know, there's all kinds of stuff

00:50:07.630 --> 00:50:11.670
he can do, and he probably will. Oh, he's into

00:50:11.670 --> 00:50:14.849
motorsports. He has been for years. Oh, yeah,

00:50:14.869 --> 00:50:17.670
he has. That's right. I mean, look out like this.

00:50:17.670 --> 00:50:21.230
He actually had his own monster truck called

00:50:21.230 --> 00:50:26.849
Goldbird that is now maximum destruction. Oh,

00:50:26.869 --> 00:50:30.030
wow. It's a cyber truck. It's a cyber truck before

00:50:30.030 --> 00:50:32.840
cyber trucks came out, believe it or not. I didn't

00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:36.360
know that. Huh. Okay. Yes. Look into maximum

00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:40.659
destruction. Well, I mean. Monster jam truck.

00:50:40.940 --> 00:50:43.400
I mean, you know. It's a cyber truck that came

00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:49.440
out years ago. Yeah. Okay. I will look it up.

00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:54.679
He, I mean, here's a good example, I think. And

00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:59.019
interject, Rob, please. Okay. Tom Brady makes

00:50:59.019 --> 00:51:01.579
more out of football than he does in football.

00:51:02.110 --> 00:51:04.630
It's just that what he does changes and how he

00:51:04.630 --> 00:51:08.989
feels about what he does changes. So if Goldberg's

00:51:08.989 --> 00:51:11.170
into sports now, like if Tom Brady went into

00:51:11.170 --> 00:51:14.130
auto racing, you know, he doesn't have to be

00:51:14.130 --> 00:51:16.710
physically on a field, you know, practicing all

00:51:16.710 --> 00:51:20.010
the time. Not in that manner. Jeff Goldberg could

00:51:20.010 --> 00:51:23.849
do that easily if he wants to. Oh, yeah. Oh,

00:51:23.889 --> 00:51:29.250
he's like owners. He's owner and partners in

00:51:29.250 --> 00:51:38.119
racing. Yeah. He's making money. He don't have

00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:44.039
to wrestle. He just won his retirement match

00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:49.239
and he got beat and it got cut short because

00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:51.320
of an injury. That's too bad because I'm pretty

00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:52.820
sure it's going to be a good speech, but you

00:51:52.820 --> 00:51:54.420
know what? We're going to see him. That's not

00:51:54.420 --> 00:51:56.739
the last you saw of him. You'll see him. No,

00:51:56.739 --> 00:52:00.219
no. He'll be around. I've got a story here, Rob,

00:52:00.300 --> 00:52:02.619
that it kind of hurts me because you and I are

00:52:02.619 --> 00:52:06.519
both fans, big fans. Also, the Ozzy thing hurts

00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:11.199
me too. I mean, he's really not that good. I

00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:15.639
mean, he looks, he's not doing well. Supposedly,

00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:18.079
this is Ozzy, but the story I'm doing, I'm not

00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.119
quite there yet since I was talking about Ozzy.

00:52:21.019 --> 00:52:23.300
There was this report that came out that said

00:52:23.300 --> 00:52:25.960
the band getting up there was just incredible

00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:29.530
because they said that Iommi had prostate cancer.

00:52:30.469 --> 00:52:34.110
No, this was true. Bill Ward had bad heart problems.

00:52:34.190 --> 00:52:38.210
Well, he hasn't had any since he had his, I think,

00:52:38.230 --> 00:52:41.550
bypasses a long time ago. It said that something

00:52:41.550 --> 00:52:45.190
was wrong with Gieser Butler. And Tony Iommi

00:52:45.190 --> 00:52:47.550
doesn't have prostate cancer. And it said that

00:52:47.550 --> 00:52:52.079
Ozzy Osbourne. has an accelerated form of Parkinson's

00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:56.760
due to his back injury, spinal problems, and

00:52:56.760 --> 00:52:58.960
Parkinson's put together and made kind of like

00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:01.360
a super Parkinson's. Well, when they came out

00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:03.119
with the disclaimer about it on the website,

00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:05.159
I think it's called like Real Black Sabbath Fans

00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.719
or something, it said, I only didn't have this.

00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:11.199
It said, Gieser Butler didn't have that. And

00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:15.059
it said, Bill Ward doesn't have heart problems

00:53:15.059 --> 00:53:19.159
anymore since he got fixed. But he didn't say

00:53:19.159 --> 00:53:22.219
anything about Ozzy. So I'm wondering if that's

00:53:22.219 --> 00:53:26.380
true. I hope not. But if that's true, then that's

00:53:26.380 --> 00:53:28.340
too bad. And that would explain how he went downhill

00:53:28.340 --> 00:53:31.639
so quickly. So we pray that's not the thing.

00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:37.420
But just keep your eye on it. I mean, so. Anyhow,

00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:40.780
this is sad. ACDC has been urged to retire after

00:53:40.780 --> 00:53:44.840
video footage of a series of concerts went viral.

00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:47.420
Brian Johnson looks like a used -up old piece

00:53:47.420 --> 00:53:49.940
of leather. I love the guy, but he does. And

00:53:49.940 --> 00:53:52.420
Angus Young, he looks like a malnourished Ben

00:53:52.420 --> 00:53:57.840
or Jerry. I mean, he... And so they looked and

00:53:57.840 --> 00:54:00.860
sounded horrible. There's a huge online petition

00:54:00.860 --> 00:54:03.119
for them to retire with no further embarrassment.

00:54:04.380 --> 00:54:08.739
You know, I mean, I love ACDC. So do you, right?

00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:13.559
I'm wearing ACDC pajama pants right now. Seriously.

00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:20.679
Seriously. Hell yeah. That's no joke. Don't look

00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:23.239
at the video then. I urge you not to look at

00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:25.900
it like I did. I want to remember them like they

00:54:25.900 --> 00:54:31.619
were. We've been telling a lot of these bands

00:54:31.619 --> 00:54:34.820
that are retiring and stuff because they're old.

00:54:36.199 --> 00:54:39.639
They don't do it no more. Look, I mean, they

00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:43.369
drank Jack Daniels their whole life. Well, it's

00:54:43.369 --> 00:54:47.349
just traveling. Traveling? Maybe a little booger

00:54:47.349 --> 00:54:50.570
sugar mixed in. Who knows, you know? All kinds

00:54:50.570 --> 00:54:53.389
of stuff. You know, who knows what else? Fucking

00:54:53.389 --> 00:54:56.070
banging skanks can't be real easy every night,

00:54:56.150 --> 00:55:02.190
right? Allegedly. Just kidding. You know, I mean,

00:55:02.289 --> 00:55:05.449
yeah. They're in their 70s. They're well into

00:55:05.449 --> 00:55:08.530
their 70s. And they've had, you know, this rock

00:55:08.530 --> 00:55:11.619
and roll lifestyle. I think it's kind of rude

00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:13.679
for people to, like, bring it up on the Internet

00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:16.880
and focus in on it. But I think they probably

00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:19.280
do need to hang it up. And it sucks. But, man,

00:55:19.300 --> 00:55:20.980
eventually, I mean, you know, you're going to

00:55:20.980 --> 00:55:23.440
have to quit sometime. And I understand you get

00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:26.000
addicted to that, being on stage and people loving

00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:28.539
you and going crazy over you. You know, I don't

00:55:28.539 --> 00:55:31.659
know, man. Write a book. Write a book and do

00:55:31.659 --> 00:55:36.820
a book tour. Well, like, I reported about the

00:55:36.820 --> 00:55:40.300
Ozark Mountain Daredevil concert. Uh -huh. It

00:55:40.300 --> 00:55:43.820
was their final tour. Yes, it's their final tour,

00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:46.920
but they're still going to be doing music. There's

00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:49.920
still going to be new recordings. You know, it's

00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.840
just they're done touring. There's gotten to

00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:55.139
be too much. Well, that's what Ozzy said. He

00:55:55.139 --> 00:55:57.139
said he's going to still do music, too. And I

00:55:57.139 --> 00:55:59.440
hope that this is an indication that he's doing

00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:03.699
better than what these reports have been. So,

00:56:03.820 --> 00:56:07.960
yeah, I hope he does new music. And I would love

00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:09.739
for him and Jake to get back together and do

00:56:09.739 --> 00:56:11.980
at least one song, even if it sucks. It would

00:56:11.980 --> 00:56:13.960
be cool just to have the thought of them. One

00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:18.079
song on an album. Yeah. Just like his last few

00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:22.840
albums, he's had guest people on there. Have

00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:27.059
Jake do one. Come on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and also,

00:56:27.179 --> 00:56:29.260
people thought there was heat between Jake and

00:56:29.260 --> 00:56:31.460
Zach. There's never been. That's been false.

00:56:31.659 --> 00:56:34.360
No. Jake has always said that he loves Zach's

00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:36.420
playing and Zach is always like, you know, Jake's

00:56:36.420 --> 00:56:39.099
a forefather of this and, you know, and really

00:56:39.099 --> 00:56:41.739
respected and admire his work. And he talked

00:56:41.739 --> 00:56:43.960
about how hard it was to come in after Randy

00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.880
Rhoads, such a prolific, you know, loved guy

00:56:47.880 --> 00:56:50.619
and fill his shoes, you know, and he did it very

00:56:50.619 --> 00:56:53.239
well. He didn't do anything like Randy. He did

00:56:53.239 --> 00:56:56.840
different style of guitar and music. He was fast.

00:56:56.860 --> 00:56:59.869
He was flashy. He did finger tapping. He played

00:56:59.869 --> 00:57:02.309
chords differently and came up and organized

00:57:02.309 --> 00:57:05.130
songs differently, which was excellent, you know.

00:57:05.150 --> 00:57:07.409
And it went into a new direction, just like Zach

00:57:07.409 --> 00:57:09.869
did. And, you know, there's never been heat.

00:57:09.969 --> 00:57:11.989
And now there's like videos of him chumming around

00:57:11.989 --> 00:57:14.570
back behind stage. So now maybe people can shut

00:57:14.570 --> 00:57:16.849
their mouths about that. There is not heat between

00:57:16.849 --> 00:57:22.570
them two. So, anyhow, you know, while these people

00:57:22.570 --> 00:57:26.599
are starting an online petition about... ACDC,

00:57:26.659 --> 00:57:28.559
they need to start one for Vince Neil to stop

00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.800
embarrassing himself. You know, at least Brian

00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:34.340
Johnson can sing somewhat without help from the

00:57:34.340 --> 00:57:37.480
crowd. You know, Vince can't take two steps without

00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:39.760
huffing and puffing so bad he has the crowd sing

00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:42.400
for him. They'd probably, you know, go through

00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:45.219
ten bags of potatoes backstage for Vince, right?

00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.599
A show. So, have you seen the YouTube spoof of

00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:54.280
Vince Neil? He's singing, but he has alternate

00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:56.280
lyrics because he sounds so horrible singing.

00:57:56.360 --> 00:57:58.079
He can't sing it right because he's huffing and

00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:04.480
puffing. It's just completely wrong lyrics, but

00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.800
it sounds like what he's saying, what he's singing.

00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:09.500
It sounds like it more than what he's supposed

00:58:09.500 --> 00:58:12.159
to be singing. It's like Heather Feather, I think,

00:58:12.159 --> 00:58:14.179
does it. Look it up when you get a chance. It

00:58:14.179 --> 00:58:16.849
shows like... Close -up photos of him and his

00:58:16.849 --> 00:58:20.889
stomach and him having gas. It showed little

00:58:20.889 --> 00:58:23.369
gas bubbles coming out of his ass. It's hilarious.

00:58:24.250 --> 00:58:28.010
But you want to know a sad but true fact? In

00:58:28.010 --> 00:58:31.369
the last 30 years, Vince Neil has outsold, his

00:58:31.369 --> 00:58:33.630
solo albums have outsold all the Motley stuff.

00:58:34.670 --> 00:58:40.210
Look it up if you don't believe me. Yes. So,

00:58:40.289 --> 00:58:43.769
it's like one of those deals where, you know,

00:58:44.569 --> 00:58:47.269
Yeah, he's, you know, not in good shape or anything,

00:58:47.309 --> 00:58:49.849
but people love him. So, you know, so whatever.

00:58:50.190 --> 00:58:52.510
And also, I'd like to go into one thing else

00:58:52.510 --> 00:58:54.230
here, and then we'll let you do a couple of stuff,

00:58:54.409 --> 00:58:56.710
because I've been talking a lot, okay? So we'll

00:58:56.710 --> 00:58:58.510
let you have free reign here in a minute, okay,

00:58:58.570 --> 00:59:04.809
Rob? Okay. Motley Crue did not attend Ozzy's

00:59:04.809 --> 00:59:10.289
farewell, right? None of them. Did you ever wonder

00:59:10.289 --> 00:59:13.769
why that happened, why it was? Okay. Now, you

00:59:13.769 --> 00:59:16.809
know, Ozzy started them, pretty much. And even

00:59:16.809 --> 00:59:21.690
Tommy Lee made a statement. As a knuckle -dragger

00:59:21.690 --> 00:59:25.869
as he is, in my opinion, he said that Ozzy let

00:59:25.869 --> 00:59:28.730
us use all of his stage, all of his sound, never

00:59:28.730 --> 00:59:31.269
had any problems with us playing over. He didn't

00:59:31.269 --> 00:59:33.230
care if we tried to upstage him. He had no worries

00:59:33.230 --> 00:59:35.409
at all. He said he definitely kick -started us.

00:59:35.590 --> 00:59:40.929
He propelled our career to be a major act. because

00:59:40.929 --> 00:59:43.889
he took them as a supporting act for his whole

00:59:43.889 --> 00:59:46.869
tour. And they're right. Ozzy was very gracious

00:59:46.869 --> 00:59:48.789
with them. They did a lot of famous stuff together,

00:59:48.949 --> 00:59:50.809
like, you know, Ozzy's store dance, you know,

00:59:50.829 --> 00:59:56.210
all that stuff. Them trying to out -party each

00:59:56.210 --> 00:59:58.550
other. I remember Nicky was talking about, you

00:59:58.550 --> 01:00:01.090
know, Ozzy's doing all this crazy shit. So he

01:00:01.090 --> 01:00:03.090
goes to Nicky, he goes, all right, do this. So

01:00:03.090 --> 01:00:05.789
he pisses on the ground, okay? Then he jumps

01:00:05.789 --> 01:00:08.210
down and he licks it up. So Nicky's like, oh,

01:00:08.250 --> 01:00:11.130
shit, now I got to do this. So Nikki starts pissing.

01:00:11.130 --> 01:00:13.170
And before he could jump on the ground and lick

01:00:13.170 --> 01:00:14.809
it, Ozzy pushed him out of the way and licked

01:00:14.809 --> 01:00:18.349
it for him. Just to show how crazy he was. And

01:00:18.349 --> 01:00:22.409
I'm like going, oh my God. But Nikki, people

01:00:22.409 --> 01:00:24.190
are going, how come you guys weren't there? He

01:00:24.190 --> 01:00:27.730
started you guys. And Nikki said, due to an illness

01:00:27.730 --> 01:00:33.369
in the band. Okay. Lots of just people showed

01:00:33.369 --> 01:00:37.210
up that weren't with their band. How come Nikki

01:00:37.210 --> 01:00:42.250
or Tommy couldn't show up? Or Mick Mars, I don't

01:00:42.250 --> 01:00:46.429
know. I don't know how well he's doing. But how

01:00:46.429 --> 01:00:48.889
come none of them didn't show up? They probably

01:00:48.889 --> 01:00:50.750
weren't invited, number one. I don't think they're

01:00:50.750 --> 01:00:55.110
really that well -liked anymore. But, I mean,

01:00:55.150 --> 01:00:57.929
wouldn't you insist, if this guy kick -started

01:00:57.929 --> 01:01:00.329
your career like he did, wouldn't you insist

01:01:00.329 --> 01:01:02.010
on going, going, no, no, no, no, I don't care

01:01:02.010 --> 01:01:04.130
if I got an invite or not. You tell Ozzy I'm

01:01:04.130 --> 01:01:07.949
going to be there for him. Yeah, my ticket. Yeah.

01:01:08.300 --> 01:01:10.239
Buy a fucking ticket and go. Show up there and

01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:12.360
go, hey. Oh, hey, look, Nicky's here. They're

01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:13.739
not going to make you go away. Nicky's like,

01:01:13.820 --> 01:01:15.699
hell yeah, man. I fucking love Ozzy, man. He

01:01:15.699 --> 01:01:17.440
started us on a career. Where's he at, man? I

01:01:17.440 --> 01:01:19.920
want to talk to him. Jakey Lee did, for God's

01:01:19.920 --> 01:01:23.380
sake. He hadn't talked to Jakey Lee in 30 years.

01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:27.159
Yeah, he could have played with Super Group A

01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:29.119
or B or just went up there and did a bass solo

01:01:29.119 --> 01:01:32.099
or whatever. So I don't believe that. I don't

01:01:32.099 --> 01:01:35.360
believe that at all. There's more to that, in

01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:39.920
my opinion, I think. I've been reading, well,

01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:45.300
been running across stories that there was one

01:01:45.300 --> 01:01:49.480
band that got uninvited. Yeah, they won't say

01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:53.679
who they are. Yeah, exactly. And I think you're

01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:57.679
onto something here. I bet it was Motley Crue.

01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:00.860
Why would Motley Crue not be there? Because Sharon

01:02:00.860 --> 01:02:03.139
said something like self -promotion was not going

01:02:03.139 --> 01:02:07.239
to be permitted at this. Yeah. Okay. And what

01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:11.139
would they do? Yeah, in our opinions, they'd

01:02:11.139 --> 01:02:15.599
be self -promoting. Yeah. Besides that, if Mick

01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:18.420
isn't there and it's atrocity anyhow, Mick would

01:02:18.420 --> 01:02:20.420
have to be there if the whole band was there,

01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:24.079
whether they liked it or not. Because that's

01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:26.880
the band that he helped start. Yes, and Mick

01:02:26.880 --> 01:02:30.940
was a part of that thing. You're making sense

01:02:30.940 --> 01:02:34.599
there. A band that he helped start is not there.

01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:38.579
Yeah. I was like floored because I thought about

01:02:38.579 --> 01:02:40.400
it before I read the article. I'm like, how come

01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:43.480
Motley didn't show up? None of them. Now, there's

01:02:43.480 --> 01:02:45.500
more to it than that. I think we'll find out

01:02:45.500 --> 01:02:48.019
eventually. But Sharon and Ozzy did not want

01:02:48.019 --> 01:02:49.780
to talk about it. They didn't want to talk about

01:02:49.780 --> 01:02:51.599
the band and all that. And I agree with them.

01:02:51.739 --> 01:02:55.199
This isn't about that. Yeah. Right. It's about

01:02:55.199 --> 01:02:58.840
Ozzy and Black Sabbath. Saying a farewell. And

01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:02.500
they did. And it was fantastic. And a great way

01:03:02.500 --> 01:03:05.860
to say goodbye to a touring career. And hopefully

01:03:05.860 --> 01:03:08.059
not goodbye to music. Well, I know IOMI's got

01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:11.639
a... Well, I think there's... Is it a Dash Riptide

01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:15.260
or a Johnny Roe Hypnol? Okay, one of those guys

01:03:15.260 --> 01:03:18.739
has a story on Tony IOMI's new solo album that

01:03:18.739 --> 01:03:21.300
Eddie Trunk got the exclusive on when he had

01:03:21.300 --> 01:03:26.699
him on his show on SiriusXM. And he has a singer.

01:03:26.780 --> 01:03:28.880
He's going to do it as a solo project and just

01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:31.619
instrumental. But he found a singer, and he's

01:03:31.619 --> 01:03:33.920
going to have one singer on this. All his other

01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:38.260
solo stuff, He had guest stars on, you know.

01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:41.079
He had different singers, like he had Ozzy, he

01:03:41.079 --> 01:03:47.239
had Glenn Hughes, he had, shoot, Dave Grohl,

01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:49.699
Ian Gillen. He had all these other guest stars

01:03:49.699 --> 01:03:52.340
on there, but they didn't have one singer. This

01:03:52.340 --> 01:03:55.420
is a one -singer solo project, so it's going

01:03:55.420 --> 01:03:57.579
to kind of be like the Tony Iommi Band, and I

01:03:57.579 --> 01:04:02.579
can't wait to hear it. So, anyhow, Rob, let's

01:04:02.579 --> 01:04:03.920
take our second break. We're going to come back

01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:08.099
with your stuff only. Isn't that good? So you

01:04:08.099 --> 01:04:10.460
want proof that we love you here at QD Spades

01:04:10.460 --> 01:04:13.000
and Microphone Central? Here's a proof right

01:04:13.000 --> 01:04:16.480
here. How about the drink of the week? Hey, my

01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:19.340
party pilgrims. How about Norwegian's famous

01:04:19.340 --> 01:04:22.980
pineapple coconut mojito? One and a quarter ounce

01:04:22.980 --> 01:04:25.480
Bacardi coconut rum, one ounce pineapple puree,

01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:28.780
three pieces of lime wedges, six pieces of mint

01:04:28.780 --> 01:04:31.719
leaves, and one half ounce of simple syrup. You

01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:34.619
garnish ginger candy on a pick. orange wilt,

01:04:34.659 --> 01:04:39.619
and a mint sprig. Take a 12 -ounce glass, shake

01:04:39.619 --> 01:04:42.519
all ingredients together, and strain over fresh

01:04:42.519 --> 01:04:45.860
ice and top with soda. How about a splash of

01:04:45.860 --> 01:04:48.019
7 -Up Sprite or ginger ale just for a little

01:04:48.019 --> 01:04:53.119
extra pizzazz? And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:00.619
Math class is the only place where you can buy

01:05:00.619 --> 01:05:03.639
60 cantaloupe and 50 watermelon and nobody seems

01:05:03.639 --> 01:05:16.280
to give a shit. Hi all, this is Chicago. I am

01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:22.579
the most dangerous city in North America. You

01:05:22.579 --> 01:05:26.039
can't touch me. Oh yeah? This is Kansas City

01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:28.849
here. Hold my beer, bitch. They used to call

01:05:28.849 --> 01:05:33.489
it jump -o -lean until your mama got on it. Now

01:05:33.489 --> 01:05:36.289
it's time for pickup lines from a loser. Can

01:05:36.289 --> 01:05:38.989
you take me to the hospital? I just broke my

01:05:38.989 --> 01:06:25.139
leg falling for you. your coffee beans for your

01:06:25.139 --> 01:06:27.880
double mocha latte, remember to not get your

01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:30.880
genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts.

01:06:31.099 --> 01:06:34.800
And who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe,

01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:39.519
everyone. Next up, things overheard in hell.

01:06:39.820 --> 01:06:43.659
Hurry up. Kim Jong -un is playing Santa at the

01:06:43.659 --> 01:06:48.019
mall again this year. Yay. Origin of April Fools.

01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:51.579
Religious holdouts in the 16th century refused

01:06:51.579 --> 01:06:53.960
to celebrate the re -established New Year's date

01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:57.820
on January 1st, preferent the end of the Holy

01:06:57.820 --> 01:07:03.280
Week in April, making them April fools. Somewhere

01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:05.739
in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is

01:07:05.739 --> 01:07:08.940
crying because her little Bebo is listening to

01:07:08.940 --> 01:07:12.619
this film. Ms. Gulkenstein was tired of Mark

01:07:12.619 --> 01:07:15.250
and Toe for making sport of her. Little did the

01:07:15.250 --> 01:07:17.909
douchebag know Ms. Gilfenstein was a voodoo high

01:07:17.909 --> 01:07:21.170
priestess when she was younger. She grew angry

01:07:21.170 --> 01:07:24.650
and cast a spell on Rob, changing Rob into a

01:07:24.650 --> 01:07:29.170
capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo

01:07:29.170 --> 01:07:31.610
so he could be with the other monkeys. Here are

01:07:31.610 --> 01:07:36.929
the adventures of Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh,

01:07:37.269 --> 01:07:41.670
be very quiet. listen in as rob the capuchin

01:07:41.670 --> 01:07:43.730
monkey tries to sell the rest of the capuchin

01:07:43.730 --> 01:07:46.530
monkeys amway rob has always dreamed of becoming

01:07:46.530 --> 01:08:11.230
a diamond status amway as a capuchin monkey Little

01:08:11.230 --> 01:08:14.809
did our hero Rob know. All the great apes owned

01:08:14.809 --> 01:08:17.189
stock in Sam's Club and became violently pissed

01:08:17.189 --> 01:08:19.329
off when he tried to infringe on their territory.

01:08:19.789 --> 01:08:22.170
They promptly grabbed switches and beat his ass

01:08:22.170 --> 01:08:24.850
for three days straight. Rob could not sit down.

01:08:25.949 --> 01:08:28.949
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for

01:08:28.949 --> 01:08:31.609
brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

01:08:32.029 --> 01:08:35.270
Every Model T that was ever manufactured was

01:08:35.270 --> 01:08:41.329
in the color black. Mankind. Are we predisposed

01:08:41.329 --> 01:08:44.289
to violence? There have been close to 8 ,700

01:08:44.289 --> 01:08:49.510
wars from 3 ,200 BC to 2 ,000 AD. Some studies

01:08:49.510 --> 01:08:52.130
suggest there might even have been over 100 ,000

01:08:52.130 --> 01:08:55.569
wars over the history of the Earth. A clue may

01:08:55.569 --> 01:09:01.090
lie in the study of rats. Yes, I said rats. A

01:09:01.090 --> 01:09:03.189
social isolation study has shown that social

01:09:03.189 --> 01:09:06.689
isolation in rats can increase aggressive behavior.

01:09:07.630 --> 01:09:10.090
Rats exhibit higher levels of aggression when

01:09:10.090 --> 01:09:13.229
exposed to stressful situations. Stress can lead

01:09:13.229 --> 01:09:16.170
to increased anxiety -like behaviors and trigger

01:09:16.170 --> 01:09:19.050
the release of stress hormones, which can contribute

01:09:19.050 --> 01:09:22.529
to aggressive actions. One well -known study,

01:09:22.689 --> 01:09:26.529
Universe 25, by John Calhoun, involved housing

01:09:26.529 --> 01:09:29.069
rats in a utopian environment with unlimited

01:09:29.069 --> 01:09:32.670
resources except for space. As the population

01:09:32.670 --> 01:09:35.329
grew and became overcrowded, the rats exhibited

01:09:35.329 --> 01:09:38.260
increased violence, abnormal social behaviors,

01:09:38.439 --> 01:09:42.220
and neglect or attack of their young. Genetic

01:09:42.220 --> 01:09:45.439
Factors Some studies suggest a link between inborn

01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:48.579
anxiety levels and aggression. Rats with extreme

01:09:48.579 --> 01:09:50.779
levels of anxiety have been shown to display

01:09:50.779 --> 01:09:53.760
higher aggression, including abnormal aggressive

01:09:53.760 --> 01:09:56.600
behavior like attack in vulnerable body parts.

01:09:57.180 --> 01:10:00.220
Dopamine and Serotonin Aggression in rats is

01:10:00.220 --> 01:10:02.399
linked to changes in neurotransmitter systems,

01:10:02.699 --> 01:10:06.180
particularly dopamine and serotonin. These studies

01:10:06.180 --> 01:10:08.060
have shown that winning aggressive encounters

01:10:08.060 --> 01:10:11.100
can increase dopamine turnover in the nucleus

01:10:11.100 --> 01:10:15.020
accumbens, which is associated with reward. Additionally,

01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:17.340
low serotonin levels have been linked to aggressive

01:10:17.340 --> 01:10:23.220
behavior. Introducing an unfamiliar rat into

01:10:23.220 --> 01:10:26.020
an established group can cause aggression, particularly

01:10:26.020 --> 01:10:29.020
when the intruder is perceived as a threat. Studies

01:10:29.020 --> 01:10:31.420
have also shown that aggressive rats may exhibit

01:10:31.420 --> 01:10:34.239
reduced activity in the frontal lobe of the brain.

01:10:34.729 --> 01:10:47.909
and increased levels of aggression. To douchebags

01:10:47.909 --> 01:10:50.250
and microphone, I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

01:10:50.250 --> 01:10:54.930
area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob

01:10:54.930 --> 01:10:58.029
at the beautiful Niagara Arm of Lake of the Ozarks

01:10:58.029 --> 01:11:04.760
in the Duck Blind studio. Yeah, I'll bring up

01:11:04.760 --> 01:11:07.199
that song. Okay, all right. Well, okay, all right.

01:11:07.239 --> 01:11:13.279
Rob, we turn to you. Okay. I'm sorry, but I have

01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:16.000
to agree with Gene Simmons on this, and you and

01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:19.039
I have talked about this many times. Hey, I like

01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:20.880
a lot of what Gene Simmons says. I happen to

01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:24.420
think he's kind of a pompous prick, though. Yeah,

01:11:24.420 --> 01:11:26.760
but this you will agree on. Okay. And we have

01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:32.600
backed the music industry on this. Yeah. Okay,

01:11:32.659 --> 01:11:35.760
in an interview with Music Radar, Kiss Bassist

01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:38.819
Gene Simmons shared his thoughts on the current

01:11:38.819 --> 01:11:41.739
state of the music industry, blaming many of

01:11:41.739 --> 01:11:46.100
its problems on music bands. Speaking about the

01:11:46.100 --> 01:11:49.159
challenges new bands are facing in today's streaming

01:11:49.159 --> 01:11:54.899
-dominated landscape. A lot of bands, unfortunately,

01:11:55.020 --> 01:11:59.060
are caught in a catch -22. I've got 100 new songs.

01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:02.930
We're releasing a song a month. All that stuff,

01:12:03.130 --> 01:12:06.350
but it goes on the Internet, and they hope people

01:12:06.350 --> 01:12:09.029
stream it among hundreds of millions of choices.

01:12:10.529 --> 01:12:13.949
Highlighting the stark economic reality faced

01:12:13.949 --> 01:12:17.329
with these artists, he explained that most acts

01:12:17.329 --> 01:12:20.569
fail to make money due to the current streaming

01:12:20.569 --> 01:12:25.449
distribution system. And even when it is streamed,

01:12:25.449 --> 01:12:28.789
you'll have to get a billion streams to make,

01:12:28.789 --> 01:12:32.760
what, 10 or 20 grand? So it's very difficult.

01:12:33.319 --> 01:12:36.699
Musicians make a very good living. At least the

01:12:36.699 --> 01:12:39.899
big ones do. So you don't think they're being

01:12:39.899 --> 01:12:43.739
shortchanged. It's the new bands are really being

01:12:43.739 --> 01:12:48.760
shortchanged. There's a minimum wage in most

01:12:48.760 --> 01:12:52.739
industries, he continued. If you're a construction

01:12:52.739 --> 01:12:56.920
worker, you're guaranteed a certain amount. There's

01:12:56.920 --> 01:13:00.399
also a retirement plan and pregnancy plan. All

01:13:00.399 --> 01:13:03.579
that stuff to support the working class. But

01:13:03.579 --> 01:13:06.180
there is no minimum wage for songwriters and

01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:10.859
bands. In fact, it's the wild, wild west. It's

01:13:10.859 --> 01:13:15.159
not even a penny. It's something like one one

01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:18.960
-hundredth of a penny per stream. It's insane.

01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:25.619
Simmons went on to reveal who he thinks is to

01:13:25.619 --> 01:13:29.409
blame for all this. And whose fault is it? The

01:13:29.409 --> 01:13:33.369
answer is the fans, he stated. It wasn't the

01:13:33.369 --> 01:13:36.449
corporate world because they were giving us money.

01:13:36.810 --> 01:13:39.770
No, no. It was the fans who decided to break

01:13:39.770 --> 01:13:42.970
into the supermarket and just take whatever they

01:13:42.970 --> 01:13:46.750
wanted to without paying for it. So the farm

01:13:46.750 --> 01:13:50.010
was out of business. The trucks that brought

01:13:50.010 --> 01:13:52.970
everything to market are out of business. The

01:13:52.970 --> 01:13:56.029
supermarkets that were there 24 hours a day,

01:13:56.149 --> 01:13:58.920
out of business. All out of business because

01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:01.579
people decide I'm going to have fruit, vegetables,

01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:05.819
a quart of milk, and walk out. And, oh, I'll

01:14:05.819 --> 01:14:11.180
pay something. Here's a penny. He's right. Dude,

01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:17.180
I get it. Yep, I get it, too. That's why all

01:14:17.180 --> 01:14:20.119
these bands are touring, because they have to.

01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:22.479
It's the only way they can make money nowadays.

01:14:23.520 --> 01:14:28.770
Because nobody's buying. CDs, cassettes, records.

01:14:29.270 --> 01:14:31.850
True. You know what I mean? Everybody's streaming.

01:14:34.369 --> 01:14:37.529
I get it. I get it too. I agree with him 100%.

01:14:37.529 --> 01:14:39.890
Like I said, I don't disagree with everything

01:14:39.890 --> 01:14:43.189
he said. I think he's, some of the stuff he does

01:14:43.189 --> 01:14:50.390
to me is over, just way over. Yeah. And also,

01:14:50.470 --> 01:14:53.529
I told you about how he just cancels concerts

01:14:53.529 --> 01:14:57.369
and the $12 ,000 to haul his shit around and

01:14:57.369 --> 01:14:59.949
all that stuff. To me, that's excessive. He can

01:14:59.949 --> 01:15:03.430
defend all he wants, but bullshit. Something

01:15:03.430 --> 01:15:07.329
like this, I get. I agree with you. And like

01:15:07.329 --> 01:15:09.069
you said, the younger acts are the ones that

01:15:09.069 --> 01:15:10.930
are paying the price because they're not getting

01:15:10.930 --> 01:15:14.430
anything for their art. Nothing. Yeah. Yeah.

01:15:15.109 --> 01:15:19.000
Yeah. I agree. Back when Gene Simmons and all

01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:21.199
these other people broke into the music industry,

01:15:21.579 --> 01:15:24.500
we were buying their records, their cassettes,

01:15:24.579 --> 01:15:27.640
their CDs. They were making money off that. They

01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:31.300
don't make money off that anymore. Yeah. So it's

01:15:31.300 --> 01:15:37.720
tours and merchandise. That's it. Yeah, no, you're

01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:39.819
right, man. And merch, I mean, like the Wasp

01:15:39.819 --> 01:15:42.359
show that Davey and I went to, and I went to

01:15:42.359 --> 01:15:44.140
the one in Tulsa a couple years before that.

01:15:44.649 --> 01:15:47.149
They've pimped merch so bad now, I mean, it's

01:15:47.149 --> 01:15:49.390
like their lifeblood. They have all different

01:15:49.390 --> 01:15:51.789
types of shirts now, and it's mainly shirts.

01:15:52.109 --> 01:15:54.970
They have other stuff like buttons and tour books

01:15:54.970 --> 01:15:57.710
and stuff, but it's mainly all T -shirts now.

01:15:57.869 --> 01:16:00.069
They have different designs, different logos.

01:16:01.170 --> 01:16:05.569
And the problem with that is the minute the tour

01:16:05.569 --> 01:16:10.630
ends, wait about an hour, and all that stuff

01:16:10.630 --> 01:16:12.430
is going to be online for a tenth of the price.

01:16:13.430 --> 01:16:16.920
Right. So even that they have a lot of problems

01:16:16.920 --> 01:16:18.539
with because a lot of people go to the show.

01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:21.000
They don't make that much off the show generally

01:16:21.000 --> 01:16:24.140
unless you're a huge act. And then they sell

01:16:24.140 --> 01:16:26.359
the stuff there and people go, I'm going to wait.

01:16:26.420 --> 01:16:27.800
It's going to be on the internet here. Their

01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:30.859
tour ends in July. So wait until August. We'll

01:16:30.859 --> 01:16:33.439
buy their shirts then instead of paying $50.

01:16:33.460 --> 01:16:36.000
And that's another thing too. The exorbitant

01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:40.239
prices. Yeah, the merch price. Yeah. Yeah, the

01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:44.520
pricing. So people have no choice but to wait.

01:16:44.659 --> 01:16:47.159
They're not going to spend $60 on a T -shirt.

01:16:47.239 --> 01:16:49.720
They're going to wait a couple of months and

01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:52.619
then spend like $20 on it. It's just the way

01:16:52.619 --> 01:16:55.060
it is. It would be the same T -shirt. They had

01:16:55.060 --> 01:16:58.340
to get rid of it somewhere. So, hey, Rob, you

01:16:58.340 --> 01:17:00.539
got some more or you want to end this? Yeah,

01:17:00.539 --> 01:17:02.579
I got another one here. Go ahead. I got another

01:17:02.579 --> 01:17:05.500
one here. Okay. And thank you for that report.

01:17:05.720 --> 01:17:13.859
I like that a lot. Thank you. Yes, yes. I have

01:17:13.859 --> 01:17:18.039
a recall from Missouri Walmarts. Okay. There

01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:22.560
is a water bottle that has been widely available

01:17:22.560 --> 01:17:26.220
at Missouri Walmart stores that has a nasty surprise.

01:17:26.659 --> 01:17:28.260
Yeah, a guy got his eye poked out, didn't he?

01:17:30.060 --> 01:17:33.439
Two people. Oh, two people. Ooh, okay. Several

01:17:33.439 --> 01:17:36.800
individuals have been injured when the top ejects,

01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:39.340
and two people have suffered permanent vision

01:17:39.340 --> 01:17:42.899
loss. which has resulted in urgent recall by

01:17:42.899 --> 01:17:46.659
the government. The new bulletin from the United

01:17:46.659 --> 01:17:49.760
States Consumer Product Safety Commission addresses

01:17:49.760 --> 01:17:53.720
a dangerous safety hazard that has been discovered

01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:58.399
in 850 ,000 water bottles from Missouri Walmart

01:17:58.399 --> 01:18:03.600
stores. This is the Ozark Trail 64 -ounce stainless

01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:06.500
steel insulated water bottle. Oh, I know what

01:18:06.500 --> 01:18:09.829
those are. Yeah, I've seen them there. Yeah,

01:18:09.829 --> 01:18:13.590
the Ozark Trail ones. Yeah. The big ones. So

01:18:13.590 --> 01:18:15.390
if your mom says you can get your eye poked out,

01:18:15.449 --> 01:18:19.050
she's actually right this time. Yeah. There have

01:18:19.050 --> 01:18:22.109
been three reports of consumers being hit in

01:18:22.109 --> 01:18:25.289
the face by the top of this water bottle, plus

01:18:25.289 --> 01:18:28.909
two have suffered permanent vision loss. According

01:18:28.909 --> 01:18:32.270
to the government recall statement, if carbonate

01:18:32.270 --> 01:18:35.670
or perishable beverages are stored in this water

01:18:35.670 --> 01:18:39.180
bottle, Over time, pressure builds up, causing

01:18:39.180 --> 01:18:43.539
the top to eject with an unexpected force, and

01:18:43.539 --> 01:18:48.119
that's when the injuries are happening. Wow.

01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:53.079
Damn. That would suck. What happened? The top

01:18:53.079 --> 01:18:56.939
just pops off of it. If that happened to you,

01:18:57.000 --> 01:18:58.840
wouldn't you make something up, like you're saving

01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:02.619
a baby as a burning car in a hot ember while

01:19:02.619 --> 01:19:04.859
you... pulled the baby out, and the car exploded,

01:19:04.960 --> 01:19:08.800
a hot ember hit you right in the eye? Yeah. Yeah,

01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:12.800
I wouldn't say. Well, I was walking down a trail,

01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:17.140
and I had some Dr. Pepper, and I went to open

01:19:17.140 --> 01:19:19.319
it up, and it hit me in the eye and took it out.

01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:25.819
Oh, I'd make so much shit up. Wow. Wait a second.

01:19:25.979 --> 01:19:31.520
Wait a second. Yeah. I'm looking at these lids.

01:19:31.859 --> 01:19:36.239
Mm -hmm. These lids are screw -on. Like, screw

01:19:36.239 --> 01:19:40.699
in. Uh -huh. Screw in the top of it. How did

01:19:40.699 --> 01:19:44.399
they pop off? There's like three or four threads.

01:19:46.100 --> 01:19:50.100
How are they popping off? I don't understand

01:19:50.100 --> 01:19:53.340
that. Is it plastic? Plastic not fitting the

01:19:53.340 --> 01:19:56.899
stainless thread? That's got to be it. That's

01:19:56.899 --> 01:19:58.979
got to be it. It's got to be to where it will

01:19:58.979 --> 01:20:01.720
unravel really quick or wear down. I bet you

01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:04.199
it wears down too easy. The plastic they use

01:20:04.199 --> 01:20:07.560
wasn't good enough or strong enough, and it wears

01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:10.180
down. And after it wears down, after you seal

01:20:10.180 --> 01:20:12.819
it up three or four times or five or 20 or whatever,

01:20:13.100 --> 01:20:15.460
I bet you that's what happens. It becomes too

01:20:15.460 --> 01:20:17.340
smooth. The thread's doing it and it pops off.

01:20:17.359 --> 01:20:21.500
Yeah, plastic wear down on metal. They probably

01:20:21.500 --> 01:20:23.159
need to come up with a metal grid. I see it all

01:20:23.159 --> 01:20:25.520
the time. they need to come up with a lid then

01:20:25.520 --> 01:20:29.939
a metal lid i bet charge a buck more and come

01:20:29.939 --> 01:20:32.300
up with a metal lid i guess i mean i don't know

01:20:32.300 --> 01:20:36.100
what do you think yeah because uh according to

01:20:36.100 --> 01:20:44.260
this at the 64 ounce bottles average sold about

01:20:44.260 --> 01:20:55.470
15 okay so you know Oh, and you can just continue

01:20:55.470 --> 01:20:58.250
use and return to the store for a full refund.

01:20:58.789 --> 01:21:03.550
Okay. Everybody's $16 in a metal lid. That's

01:21:03.550 --> 01:21:07.829
what I'm saying, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jimmy

01:21:07.829 --> 01:21:11.510
reported in, Grandma Opal is not doing really

01:21:11.510 --> 01:21:15.310
well. Oh, damn it. Yeah, we need some prayers

01:21:15.310 --> 01:21:18.880
for her. She's really... Yeah, hey. Grandma Opal's

01:21:18.880 --> 01:21:21.399
definitely in my prayers. Yeah, me too. Grandma

01:21:21.399 --> 01:21:23.500
Opal, we love you. Jimmy's going to play this

01:21:23.500 --> 01:21:27.680
for you. All of the assholes, which you know

01:21:27.680 --> 01:21:30.760
is our fan base, are all going to pray for you.

01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:33.880
We love you. We hope you get better. She has

01:21:33.880 --> 01:21:36.380
a variety of things going on, as elderly people

01:21:36.380 --> 01:21:41.479
tend to have. And I hope she listens to this

01:21:41.479 --> 01:21:42.920
and it makes her feel a little bit better. We

01:21:42.920 --> 01:21:45.159
love you, Opal. Stay with us, please. We love

01:21:45.159 --> 01:21:53.649
you. Yes, yes. So, anyhow, I forgot. I'm going

01:21:53.649 --> 01:21:56.130
to send her a card. Actually, I'm not going to

01:21:56.130 --> 01:21:58.010
say it. I forgot the hospital's name anyhow,

01:21:58.090 --> 01:22:00.529
but I probably shouldn't say it anyhow. Yeah,

01:22:00.949 --> 01:22:03.550
don't say it on the air. Yeah, yeah. Hey, give

01:22:03.550 --> 01:22:06.189
me a paper. Sign my name. Yeah, I was going to.

01:22:06.189 --> 01:22:08.430
Hell, yeah, I was. You know I was going to do

01:22:08.430 --> 01:22:11.729
that. So, anyhow, Opal, we love you. You're going

01:22:11.729 --> 01:22:14.189
to be getting a card. Rob is going to be in his

01:22:14.189 --> 01:22:18.489
loincloth for your viewing pleasure. Yes. Yes.

01:22:18.789 --> 01:22:21.789
All right, you want to keep going or you want

01:22:21.789 --> 01:22:25.970
to call it? Well, I do have to reiterate on one

01:22:25.970 --> 01:22:29.250
thing. Yeah. Tuesday night, I announced that

01:22:29.250 --> 01:22:33.649
me and the Duke will be at Frankie and Louie's

01:22:33.649 --> 01:22:36.930
in Sunrise Beach. Yep. We are going to be there,

01:22:37.050 --> 01:22:40.529
but it's not an actual meet and greet. It's one

01:22:40.529 --> 01:22:43.090
of those things, I'm throwing out there, you

01:22:43.090 --> 01:22:45.960
want to meet us, we'll be there. We're going

01:22:45.960 --> 01:22:48.020
to be there. It's nothing set up through the

01:22:48.020 --> 01:22:51.739
bar or nothing. We're just going to go hang out,

01:22:51.819 --> 01:22:54.840
have a couple pops. No loincloth, though. No

01:22:54.840 --> 01:22:58.880
loincloth, they said. Yeah, the Duke ain't going

01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:01.420
to allow it. He will let you see his boob if

01:23:01.420 --> 01:23:03.140
you give him a dollar, though, right? Well, the

01:23:03.140 --> 01:23:08.779
Duke is bringing a buddy of his, and he don't

01:23:08.779 --> 01:23:11.819
want me showboating too much. Oh, okay. Will

01:23:11.819 --> 01:23:14.539
you show them your nipple for a dollar, though,

01:23:14.579 --> 01:23:17.800
like I promised? Oh, yeah, definitely. Okay,

01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:19.640
there you go. One buck, you can see Rob's nip.

01:23:19.979 --> 01:23:22.279
And they're nice nips, too. Those areolas look

01:23:22.279 --> 01:23:26.720
like half dollars. Really, really good areolas,

01:23:26.819 --> 01:23:29.239
and they look like number two pencil erasers.

01:23:29.520 --> 01:23:31.199
Great, fantastic. You can get through the hair.

01:23:31.479 --> 01:23:33.760
Yeah, yeah, that's the only problem, yeah. Are

01:23:33.760 --> 01:23:35.100
you going to shave it for them, or are you just

01:23:35.100 --> 01:23:38.180
going to let them guess? Oh, no, no, no. You're

01:23:38.180 --> 01:23:39.739
going to let him guess, aren't you? I don't shave

01:23:39.739 --> 01:23:43.079
this chest. I don't shave this chest. Oh, have

01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:44.579
those electrodes put on you. Dude, I have too

01:23:44.579 --> 01:23:47.439
much. When you shave, it comes back twice both.

01:23:47.659 --> 01:23:50.640
Uh -uh. You know, when I was in the hospital

01:23:50.640 --> 01:23:54.020
this last time, the nurse was so nice. She actually

01:23:54.020 --> 01:23:56.880
shaved where the electrodes went, so I didn't

01:23:56.880 --> 01:24:00.000
rip hair off. Oh, my gosh, that hurts so bad.

01:24:00.340 --> 01:24:03.699
Those electrodes, they stick on you. The adhesive

01:24:03.699 --> 01:24:06.899
is so good, it pretty much tears your skin off

01:24:06.899 --> 01:24:09.180
with the hair. Oh, when you take them off. Yeah,

01:24:09.220 --> 01:24:14.119
I think they have fun with me. No, I've never

01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:17.060
had someone shave me before, you know, a courtesy

01:24:17.060 --> 01:24:19.819
shave. Oh, yeah. All right. Listen here, Sasquatch,

01:24:19.920 --> 01:24:21.640
I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to go

01:24:21.640 --> 01:24:23.260
ahead and just, like, shave these spots here.

01:24:24.440 --> 01:24:26.699
Anyhow, I forgot the nurse's name, but thank

01:24:26.699 --> 01:24:29.399
you very much. And the hair's grown back, so

01:24:29.399 --> 01:24:33.279
I'm not all patchy. All right. You got anything

01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:36.939
else, Rob, or is that pretty much it? That's

01:24:36.939 --> 01:24:41.359
all I got for tonight. We're starting at 6 again

01:24:41.359 --> 01:24:45.579
this week. Okay. All righty. Thank you, Rob.

01:24:45.680 --> 01:24:48.020
Thank you for joining me and everybody. Thank

01:24:48.020 --> 01:24:50.779
you, assholes. Our listenership is great. Please

01:24:50.779 --> 01:24:53.159
keep telling your friends. We want this thing

01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:55.439
to get huge before we go to video, and then when

01:24:55.439 --> 01:24:58.960
we go to video, it's going to explode like that

01:24:58.960 --> 01:25:01.720
half stick that you forgot underneath your car.

01:25:03.239 --> 01:25:07.500
Oh, and one last thing. Yes. Shout out to Albuquerque.

01:25:07.979 --> 01:25:11.060
Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yes, shout out to

01:25:11.060 --> 01:25:12.979
Albuquerque. Albuquerque, thank you. We love

01:25:12.979 --> 01:25:14.840
you guys. We're giving you love. We know you

01:25:14.840 --> 01:25:16.899
guys listen. There have been a lot of hits there.

01:25:17.140 --> 01:25:20.159
And I apologize. I forgot the guy's name. Do

01:25:20.159 --> 01:25:24.359
you remember? Jeff, wasn't it? I think it was.

01:25:24.500 --> 01:25:26.960
Yeah, yeah, Jeff. I think it was Jeff. Thank

01:25:26.960 --> 01:25:29.439
you, Jeff. Thank you for listening. And thank

01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:31.399
you, whoever else in Albuquerque is listening,

01:25:31.479 --> 01:25:34.060
because there's actually different spots where

01:25:34.060 --> 01:25:36.300
people downloaded. So it wasn't just Jeff, unless

01:25:36.300 --> 01:25:38.939
he went to a friend's house and listened. So,

01:25:38.939 --> 01:25:41.880
anyhow, thank you for listening. Good night,

01:25:41.899 --> 01:25:49.159
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:25:49.159 --> 01:25:51.979
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:25:51.979 --> 01:25:55.680
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:25:55.680 --> 01:25:58.079
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:25:58.079 --> 01:25:58.859
ear holes soon.