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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. Hello, this is Phineas

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J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver your music

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news this evening. Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up

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with Birmingham United Kingdom alternative makeup

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brand Jolie Beauty to produce a unique collection

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of cosmetic and makeup products. The limited

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edition officially licensed collection, which

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will be revealed and available to purchase via

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the Jolie Beauty website, began on July 9th.

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The company's bold artistic style with theatrical

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gothic flair that has defined Ozzy's legendary

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career. It's such an honor that Ozzy and his

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team has chose to partner with us, especially

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as an independently run brand from his home city,

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said Jolie Cashmore, CEO of Jolie Beauty. I cried

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because this is an absolute honor for me, said

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Jolie. I am a lifelong Black Sabbath and Ozzy

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Osbourne fan, and of course he's from Birmingham.

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To be given this opportunity by Osbourne's team

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is just a dream come true. I wonder if they sell

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eyeliner. If you know, you know. This is Phineas

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J. Baltar S. III. That has been your music news

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for this evening. I have one burning question

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for you all. Do people really skip around the

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Maypole? Two douchebags, a microphone, and an

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effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you

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First World Problems. Man, my internet is so

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slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to

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browse or get on TikTok with slow internet? I'm

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so pissed off right now. I don't know what to

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do. Jamar Chase, what in the hell did you say

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this time? This idea has worked out so well for

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you in the past. Just go ahead, fat mouth one

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of the all -time greatest quarterbacks in the

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league ever. Your quote was, without Kelsey,

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Mahomes is just another Kirk Cousins with a headband.

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Well then, Mr. Chase. You should know Kirk Cousins

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very well. You and him have the same amount of

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rings. You remind us of a little lap dog nipping

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at the heels of your daddy. And now, Deep Thoughts

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with Mark. Man, I sure wish I was the garbage

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man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage

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man? I could go to the wrong parts of town on

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the wrong days periodically. in the morning and

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then watch everybody run out of their house in

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their underwear with two bags of trash screaming,

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stop, halt. Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here

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in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap.

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And I am right at the beautiful Niagara Arm of

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Lake of the Ozarks. And contrary to bleep, we

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did not blow ourselves up this evening. We are

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still here. And you also had a tornado today.

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Did you know this? Yeah. Yeah. I took a nap through

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it. It was a cold weather funnel, they say. But

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they have some really good photos of it. Yeah,

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I don't blame you. I would have taken a nap through

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it, too. I did. I had a busy few days, but I

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just took today and just relaxed. So you did

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know that there was a funnel cloud there, right?

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Yeah, I heard, but I haven't. Did the sirens

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even bother to go off? I don't know. I don't

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think they did. I'm in the bunker, man. Oh, yeah,

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that's right. That's right. The safest place

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there is, honestly. That's true. You're like,

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hell yeah. Come on, tornado. You ain't touching

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me, bitch. So. Yeah. That's cool. Good. Good.

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So the Aussie big goodbye went on the 5th yesterday.

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So. It was really cool. I got to see a lot of

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it. I didn't get to see all of it, of course,

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but I got to see a lot of it. And Jakey Lee was

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there, present. And he played with Dave Ellison

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of Megadeth. Ellison of Megadeth and Lizzie Hale.

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And he also played with Dave Draymond of Disturbed,

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I believe it was. Or no, it was. No, no, no,

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no. It was from Pantera. Phil Ansamo, I believe,

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sang Shot in the Dark while he played guitar.

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And Jakey Lee did pretty well. I mean, you know,

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he's older and has arthritis, admittedly, but

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he did pretty well. And the whole thing went

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off very well. And there's this big hubbub, Rob.

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Everybody thought that Sabbath left Ozzy just

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sitting there because, you know, he can't really

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walk. You know, he has Parkinson's so bad in

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his legs. He's sitting there on his throne and

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they all walk off. Well. Whoever was doing the

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video edited it, and it looked like they walked

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off on Ozzy. And there's this huge hubbub. People

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going, how could they disrespect the guy? Why

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would they do that? What they did was they edited

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out all of them going up and shaking his hand

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and saying goodbye. And then Geezer Butler came

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back and brought him a cake from all of them.

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Yeah, see, I didn't see the cake, but I did see.

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where tony went up to him and gave him a hug

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and they spoke so yeah yeah well i guess on the

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live feed um they didn't show that they they

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didn't bother to put that in they cut it out

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and everybody was like how dare they do that

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to ozzy and it's like wait a minute, what the

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fuck are you talking about? So then people that

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were there that filmed the video while live,

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they started sending it going, here, here's what

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really happened, guys. Don't be all offended.

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And, you know, and Ozzy, he is about ready to

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cry and everybody else there was, there's people

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out in the audience bawling. It was a really

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good send off. My hope is, and a lot of people

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are really pushing for this now, since Jake and

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Ozzy seem to somewhat mended the, you know, their

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rift, that maybe they can record another song

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or two together. That would be excellent. I would

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love to hear it. Do what? Well, there is rumor

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that Ozzy said that he still plans on recording.

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He does. Yeah, he did say that. He did say that.

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I saw that in an interview. Yeah. He said his

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goodbye is to touring. Or, you know, or live

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shows. He can't do it anymore. You know, he can't

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stand up. So. So, yeah, so that's what it is,

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is that right there. It's just a goodbye to shows,

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live shows. But he's still going to be recording.

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And me, as well as a lot of other people, would

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love to hear the new version of Jake and Ozzy.

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We'd love to hear it. I mean, they put out some

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good music before. And if they could figure it

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out, it would be excellent. And I read up. I

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thought this was pretty interesting. The reason

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Jake got fired wasn't exactly what people thought.

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I guess Phil Sousan, their bassist at the time,

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and Randy Castillo was having problems with him.

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They were having some personality conflicts.

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And I guess some of it was over songwriting.

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And Phil Sousan wanted to do more songwriting.

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And kind of he didn't think that Jake was doing

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very well writing songs or something. And he

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was kind of edged out of the band from those

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two. Randy Castillo, he passed away. I actually

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have his autograph. He signed it Candy Restio.

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Then I thought he was just stoned. But I found

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out they do that. That way, you know, people

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can't just come. You know, a lot of people don't

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know he does that. And they'll come up with this

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autograph. I know that's not true. Well, what

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do you know? Well, he signs it the other way.

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You know, like Nikki Sixx is Sickie Nicks when

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he signs his. A lot of them do that. So anyhow,

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I guess that them two in particular, which was

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half of the band, didn't like Jake and his approach

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to music. And they're kind of having like some

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little square offs against each other. And so.

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Sharon decided to let Jake go because of that.

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And I didn't know. I thought it was something

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completely different, like maybe it was over

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royalties or something like that. But I guess

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it started out like that. And then later on,

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he didn't get some songwriting credits, probably

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got screwed out of money. It sounds like allegedly

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all this, you know, I wasn't there, of course,

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so I don't know the full story. But that was

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some of the story going around. And so it seems

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to be a little bit different than I. And most

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people I know have thought it was. So anyhow,

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my apologies to Jake. I mean, you know, we're

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over actually, you know, all of them because

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I thought maybe Sharon was being shrewd. And

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she might have. But anyhow. So anyhow, how was

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your Fourth of July? Oh, it was really good.

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Good. Friday night, we went over to my daughter's

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and shot off the stuff my son bought. And then

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last night, we went to the Lynn Creek Fireworks

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show. Oh, cool. All of us. Yeah, a lot of family

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time this week. Oh, that's good. Good. Fourth

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of July, I just did work around the house. I

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got so much stuff to do. Jumped up, cleaned the

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pool out first thing in the morning, started

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burning brush. I burned brush virtually all day.

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Did some more work on the patio. Did some more

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work on the back deck. I mean, I just got so

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many things to do. But it was a great day because

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I had an extra day off and I made the most of

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it. And in the evening, I didn't go anywhere.

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Val and I decided we just wasn't going to go

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watch fireworks. We just decided we didn't care

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enough at this point. So I just sat on the porch.

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And plus, we had two big dogs cowering over it.

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I mean, just freaking out. So we don't want to

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leave them alone either. But I sat on the porch

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and watched as good a display as you could see.

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All of our neighbors are just going ballistic

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with all of these fireworks. So, I barely had

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to move a muscle to watch them. So, it was pretty

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cool. So, I had a couple of pops in the pool

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that day, too. It was great. So, anyhow. So,

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okay. So, here's something I got here. Just for

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the couple of people on Facebook that did not

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get the memo. The only time you're allowed to

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post fireworks to play pictures or videos is

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when A. A person is getting a limb or a digit

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blown off. Or B, a person has caught him or herself

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on fire. No exceptions. Most people are bided

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by the rules. Am I correct on this, Rob? Yes,

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yes. We want to see the people that catch themselves

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on fire. Yeah, or blowing a digit off. Everybody

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knows what fireworks look like. You know what

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they look like, right, Rob? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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They go up and make noises and make colors in

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the air and little flower -looking things and

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booms and sizzles and whistles and all this stuff.

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Hey, Lynn Creek had some that looked like hearts.

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Oh, nice. All right. Yeah. Cool. Lynn Creek is

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known as the love capital of the world, so you

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know what? It is. Them and their big, bad Tesla

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squad car. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So our two

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big dogs, they get so. Oh, but anyhow, to cap

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that off, only a couple of people abused it this

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year. It's a lot more promising than it was last

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year and the year before, because it seemed like

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everybody seemed to think that nobody has ever

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seen fireworks before and thought they would

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take 10 minutes showing you exactly what their

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fireworks display look like. I'll be like, I'll

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be damned. That looks just like mine. Hey, were

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you over it? No. Oh, OK. I guess they all look

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alike then, don't they? Yeah, I guess so. Well,

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hey, thanks for posting it, dickhead. So, anyhow,

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only a couple people did it this time, and unfortunately,

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I didn't see anyone getting their finger blown

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off or nobody caught on fire, so I guess everybody

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was relatively safe, right? Yeah. All right.

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So, our two big dogs, they get so nervous when

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the bombs and aerial bombs go off. The lab mix

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foster and our cat, a hula tucker, both get freaked

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out and nervous, so I decided to take them for

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a ride. for a Dave's Double from Wendy's. This

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was designed to maybe make them feel a little

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bit more comfortable, you know. You take them

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for a ride, you know. The two big dogs love rides

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in the car. They just go nuts. They love it.

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So they were all nervous that day. Everybody's

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shooting off fireworks. I take them out there,

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and I'm like, all right, I'll get them a cheeseburger,

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you know, because that's what we usually do when

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we take them to the vets. Rule of thumb is you

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take them to the vets, you go get them a cheeseburger,

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they're happy, everything's good, right? I get

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a few doubles, not only for the two big guys,

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but the pug and the chihuahua at home. And I

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get to the window, and a lady pops out from the

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back and asks how many fur babies I had in the

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Jeep, right? I said two. She offers a chicken

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nugget for each one. I say, yeah, they would

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love it. The lady comes right back with two chicken

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nuggets in her hand, right? I'm like, okay, cool,

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that's no big deal. You know, they're for dogs.

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You know, I don't expect them to be in a carton

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or nothing. She's just giving them to the dogs,

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right? I get the nuggets, and they were just

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out of the fryer hot. I couldn't believe it.

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I mean, my hand was fucking burning up, dude.

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I quickly pitch one to Tucker in the front seat

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and the other to Foster in the back seat. They

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both wouldn't eat them yet. They had to let them

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cool down a minute or so. You know, I want to

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know. They did this so I proved, you know, the

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dogs wouldn't touch them because it was too hot,

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so I proved it wasn't just me, right? You know,

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the dogs had to let them cool down as well. So

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how in the world did the lady take these two

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chicken nuggets, scorching hot, in her hands

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with just latex gloves on? You know, latex does

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nothing about the temperature. Everything's just

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as hot, if maybe not even a little bit hotter,

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because it kind of goes into that plastic and

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kind of intensifies. So, you know, I'm looking

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in there to see if, like, maybe, you know, it

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was a joke or something. No. She honestly gave

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these two of my dogs to eat. Did she not have

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feeling in her hands? It was the weirdest thing.

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I'm like, how in the hell could this lady grab

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these two chicken nuggets? It looked like straight

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out of the fryer basket to give to the dogs,

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which was a very nice thing. It was very nice

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of her, right? But they were scorching hot. They

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just came out of the grease. And she just casually

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walks them over there in her hands, hands them

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to me, and I'm like, ah! And I toss them to the

00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:46.039
dogs, and they, like, kind of get their nose

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near me, like, ah, nope, that's too hot, and

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they waited. I don't know. Maybe she didn't have

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feeling in her hands. I don't know. Weird deal.

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You would have been weirded out, too, Rob. You'd

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have been like, what the hell? She just walked

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over there like nothing. You know, like these

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weren't hot at all. So, anyhow. Yeah, so anyhow.

00:17:06.710 --> 00:17:08.829
Well, dude, we used to stick our hands in the

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briars at Jess and Jeff's. Yeah, this is true.

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This is true. And you know what? You do build

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up a tolerance for heat. You're right. Because

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we're always touching hot plates accidentally,

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touching the grill accidentally, all this stuff.

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You're right. You know, dishes coming out of

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the dishwasher, scorching hot. You're right.

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So I guess maybe she built up a tolerance and

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probably just didn't realize she was giving me

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scorching hot. chicken nuggets. So anyhow, it

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was just weird. I'm just sitting there going,

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Hmm, this is fucked up. But anyhow, dogs ate

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them eventually and they still got their double.

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So, and, and it calmed them down for a few hours,

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but then that night they're freaking out and

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my Labrador mix, he jumps up on the bed and will

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not leave. I'm just like, I'm just like, they're

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in the corner going, okay, I get it. You're scared.

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So anyhow, so On a different note, I'm getting

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to where I need to look up how to shuffle the

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parody bits we have. I'm getting to where there's

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so many of them that it's taken me entirely too

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long to edit a show. You know, I have to a lot

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of times listen to the bit I'm wanting to insert

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because I can't remember it by the name that

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I tagged to it. You know, I think I'd be like,

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oh, okay, I'll put Funny Volume 2. And then when

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I get to it a few months later, I don't remember

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what it is. And I wanted to hear it just to make

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sure that it's good and it isn't something I

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kind of worked on and forgot, right? So I know

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there's a way to shuffle this stuff on the Audio

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Tonic and all that when I edit a show. I've got

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to figure out how to do it. It would be a fantastic

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feature if I just took all the bits that were

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ready and I just hit shuffle and it had inserted

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them for me, you know. But I know there's a way

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to do it. I've got to look it up on YouTube.

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But I would save so much time because now, I

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mean, it should only take me like 20 minutes

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to edit a show and put all the stuff in there

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and the beginning and the ending. But it's taken

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up to two hours sometimes because I'm like, oh,

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what's this one? I wonder what it is. It's from

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like three years ago, and I'm trying to think.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that one. Some of

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them I'm not real proud of, so I don't want them

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going in circulation again, right? So it's taking

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me too long. I need to, like, go through there.

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And all the ones that are half -assed, just erase

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them because I got so many of them. And then

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the other ones, maybe put more of a descriptive

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title on them or find a way to shuffle all the

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good ones, and then it just does it for me. So

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I'll let you know because I know that's kind

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of like a me thing that I'm worried about, but,

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I mean, it's just like... because if it's an

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old one, I put in a couple that weren't finished,

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and it just sucks, because people don't know

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where you're going with it. You know, I'm sure

00:19:54.970 --> 00:19:56.329
you've heard them, right? A couple of them that

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just didn't make sense. Yeah. Yeah, those were

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unfinished ones that I thought were, and stuff

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like that. So, anyhow, my Falstaff sign is flickering

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pretty badly. So it had this fluorescent light

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bulb. It gave out a few months ago, and I went

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to get a replacement one. But what the problem

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is, the bulb was altered just slightly over the

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years to where the bulb for the sign fits, but

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not too snug, making the light flicker. So I'm

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not sure what I can do about it because they

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don't sell the same exact fluorescent light bulb,

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right? So this one, it fits, but if I'm holding

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it in place, it fits. Or if I just set it in

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the corner, it fits. But when I go to mount it

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back to the wall... it doesn't fit good enough,

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and it'll flicker, go off, come on, be bright,

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be dim, and all that stuff. I don't know what

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to do about it. Could you shove a little something

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in there to kind of tighten it up a little bit?

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I tried to, but I can't figure out exactly how

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to do it. I even tried a pair of needle nose.

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You don't want anything to catch on fire either.

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No, I know. That's part of the problem is I can't

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put paper in there. So I don't know what to do.

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Something just to snug it up a little bit. Hold

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it. Yeah, because that Falstaff sign is a big

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part of this room. I mean, it is. Do what? Tape.

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You know, maybe I could use some sort of a fireproof

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tape. They do make fireproof tape. That's a good

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idea. I'll let you know if it works. You know,

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I mean, and the other thing is, is if I turn

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it a certain way, it fits a little bit better,

00:21:39.460 --> 00:21:43.130
but it acts like a strobe light. And you know

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how that is. You can't get anything done with

00:21:44.970 --> 00:21:46.750
a strobe light. I mean, it's just, it constantly

00:21:46.750 --> 00:21:52.930
fucks with you. So, anyhow. And did you notice

00:21:52.930 --> 00:21:59.910
an uptick in fireworks this year, Rob? Yes. Oh,

00:22:00.029 --> 00:22:06.490
I shared a video on Facebook. This guy caught...

00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:10.559
Good view of Lake of the Ozarks down the main

00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:12.420
channel. Oh, I'll have to look. All the fireworks

00:22:12.420 --> 00:22:18.440
going off there. Wow, that's cool. I'll have

00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:20.400
to look at that. That's cool. I know the lake

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always. I mean, everybody that owns a house or

00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:26.240
a dock there are just shooting them off all night.

00:22:26.740 --> 00:22:31.799
So that's cool. Yeah, and a lot of these places

00:22:31.799 --> 00:22:37.569
have shows, you know? Like... Margaritaville,

00:22:37.589 --> 00:22:43.390
I'm sure. Margaritaville and all them. Lodge

00:22:43.390 --> 00:22:46.609
of the Four Seasons. A lot of places like that

00:22:46.609 --> 00:22:49.910
I do shows. Oh, yeah. I forgot about Lodge of

00:22:49.910 --> 00:22:50.970
the Four Seasons. There's a lot of money down

00:22:50.970 --> 00:22:52.369
here. Yeah, there is. There's a lot of money

00:22:52.369 --> 00:22:55.190
down here. There is a lot of money down there.

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A lot more than anyone that's not from there.

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It's everybody's favorite holiday here. It is.

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It's right in the stroke of summer, right in

00:23:02.109 --> 00:23:05.079
the heart of summer. It's hotter than hell. And

00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:07.259
everybody's at the lake partying because they

00:23:07.259 --> 00:23:09.240
at least got a three -day weekend, if not more.

00:23:09.660 --> 00:23:13.319
So, yeah, it's a good old America, drink beer

00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:17.420
and shoot your fucking arm off holiday. Doesn't

00:23:17.420 --> 00:23:20.920
get better. Doesn't get better. So, I mean, I

00:23:20.920 --> 00:23:22.680
was wondering, did the price of fireworks go

00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.660
down or did people just go stir crazy because

00:23:25.660 --> 00:23:28.279
they hadn't done it freely for a few years because

00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:31.500
of COVID or what have you? Or inflation? I don't

00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:38.119
know. I know my son bought like $280 worth. Yeah,

00:23:38.140 --> 00:23:40.460
that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, and he got

00:23:40.460 --> 00:23:44.960
a pretty good deal, I thought. Maybe the price

00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:47.900
of them went down enough. I didn't buy any. I

00:23:47.900 --> 00:23:49.500
didn't either. My kids are grown. I don't have

00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:52.359
to buy them. Same here. I don't have to buy them.

00:23:52.380 --> 00:23:54.880
There's not a kid around that's dependent on

00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:58.720
me for any type of display. So it's cool. I just

00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:02.079
hand my daughter. A little bit of money to get

00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:06.839
my grandson. Yeah, that's different. I get that.

00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:08.940
It's kind of like, hey, show the little squirt

00:24:08.940 --> 00:24:11.259
there what fireworks are. He's going to need

00:24:11.259 --> 00:24:15.619
to know this. This is very important. Cool. I

00:24:15.619 --> 00:24:17.880
bet the price went down enough to where people

00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:19.880
are comfortable buying a shit ton of them again.

00:24:25.069 --> 00:24:27.089
Even the younger generation that I didn't think

00:24:27.089 --> 00:24:29.430
gave a shit about fireworks, I've seen a bunch

00:24:29.430 --> 00:24:31.470
of younger people out there shooting the piss

00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:35.910
out of them, too. Have you? Yeah. Yeah, it didn't

00:24:35.910 --> 00:24:38.849
seem like... It's like there was a major explosion,

00:24:39.170 --> 00:24:43.390
literally, you know? Yeah. Yeah, and this year

00:24:43.390 --> 00:24:47.509
in particular. Maybe they're cheaper, and then

00:24:47.509 --> 00:24:50.150
also maybe things are getting far enough away

00:24:50.150 --> 00:24:53.690
from COVID and all the weirdness that... The

00:24:53.690 --> 00:24:56.390
economy. The economy. Yeah, that could be a big

00:24:56.390 --> 00:25:00.809
part of it right there. So on another note, I've

00:25:00.809 --> 00:25:02.829
been getting loincloth ads on my social media,

00:25:02.970 --> 00:25:05.369
Rob, because I talk about it so much to you.

00:25:07.349 --> 00:25:10.450
You what? I've been getting loincloth ads, for

00:25:10.450 --> 00:25:14.910
real. Really? Yeah, because I talk about it virtually

00:25:14.910 --> 00:25:17.670
every episode. I give you some sort of shit about

00:25:17.670 --> 00:25:21.569
your loincloth, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, I have

00:25:21.569 --> 00:25:28.000
not gotten any ads. I'll be damned. I might be

00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:31.019
able to get you a deal, Rob. I got like three

00:25:31.019 --> 00:25:34.119
of them the other day. Personalized loincloths

00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:37.420
and all kinds. I'm like, your phone's listening

00:25:37.420 --> 00:25:39.599
to you. If anyone thinks your phone does not

00:25:39.599 --> 00:25:43.140
listen to you, you are wrong. Your phone listens

00:25:43.140 --> 00:25:46.680
to you. I guarantee it. I never had a loincloth

00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:51.400
ad ever, ever before. And now I'm getting them

00:25:51.400 --> 00:25:53.059
because I'm giving Rob shit about it all the

00:25:53.059 --> 00:25:57.299
time. So anyhow, and I know I'm jotting around

00:25:57.299 --> 00:26:00.759
today, but Guns N' Roses, they took hours rehearsing

00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:03.900
Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath. That was almost the

00:26:03.900 --> 00:26:06.680
price of admission to the tickets because the

00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:09.299
tickets were astronomical and extremely rare

00:26:09.299 --> 00:26:13.140
to get. But on the live stream, Guns N' Roses

00:26:13.140 --> 00:26:15.279
did Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath, and they did it

00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:20.009
so good. Did you see any of that? No, I did not

00:26:20.009 --> 00:26:25.069
see it. I was flipping on coin on whether to

00:26:25.069 --> 00:26:28.730
rent it or not. I have had such a busy weekend.

00:26:28.769 --> 00:26:30.809
I knew I would not have time to watch it. No,

00:26:30.809 --> 00:26:32.529
that's why I didn't. That's why I didn't. It

00:26:32.529 --> 00:26:34.549
would be a waste of money. Same here. I woke

00:26:34.549 --> 00:26:38.210
up this morning and boom, it's all over Facebook.

00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:42.269
Yes. Metal Hammer had videos. Yeah, there was

00:26:42.269 --> 00:26:46.230
like four videos. I saw one on Facebook. Yeah.

00:26:46.700 --> 00:26:49.640
Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I didn't have to buy

00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:51.599
it, but I'm the same way with you. I had to work

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.259
that day. And I was like, you know, I'll never

00:26:54.259 --> 00:26:56.339
get to watch it all. I mean, the thing is like,

00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:59.579
I don't know, 12 hours long. And it's like, there's

00:26:59.579 --> 00:27:01.839
no way I would be able to watch it all like you.

00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:05.980
So I opted not to buy it. But I saw that one

00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:09.420
video in particular. I read online that Guns

00:27:09.420 --> 00:27:11.299
N' Roses wanted to do Sabbath Bloody Sabbath,

00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.519
which is such a unique song. That riff, everything.

00:27:16.279 --> 00:27:20.319
And Ozzy's voice on it. I mean, it's such a great

00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:25.160
song. And then Guns N' Roses did it. If you have

00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:28.180
a minute to look it up, look it up. It's worth

00:27:28.180 --> 00:27:31.759
it. I'll tell you what. I could have bought that

00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:34.039
live stream, and that song right there would

00:27:34.039 --> 00:27:38.619
have been worth that $29 .99. They hit it perfectly.

00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:41.200
But Guns N' Roses do stuff like that. Whenever

00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:44.380
they hit something perfectly, they hit it. Head

00:27:44.380 --> 00:27:48.200
on. I mean, they're really good at cover songs

00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:52.640
whenever they're feeling it. And then finally

00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:55.599
on this, Lizzy Hale played at Ronnie James Dio's

00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:59.500
final concert and now at Ozzy's final concert.

00:27:59.660 --> 00:28:01.940
She feels extremely blessed to be one of the

00:28:01.940 --> 00:28:07.500
few people that got to do that. I thought that

00:28:07.500 --> 00:28:11.420
was cool. She was almost in tears. She was like,

00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:14.880
you know, these are... You're talking two of

00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:18.140
the biggest influences in hard rock, heavy metal

00:28:18.140 --> 00:28:22.220
ever. Had their own genres. You know, iconic.

00:28:22.980 --> 00:28:25.619
And she got to play at both of their last shows.

00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:29.460
And I was just like, you know, that's something

00:28:29.460 --> 00:28:32.400
to say. And Lizzy Hill is so good, too. I mean,

00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:37.000
she took the throne and did it her way. And she

00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.299
is not just someone that's just like, oh, I think

00:28:39.299 --> 00:28:41.960
I'm going to try metal. She lived it. She loves

00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:44.599
it. She knows it. She breathes it. She bleeds

00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:49.500
it. And I was so glad to hear her do The Ultimate

00:28:49.500 --> 00:28:57.480
Sin. And it was Phil Ansamo did Shot in the Dark

00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:00.900
with Jakey Lee. Look that up. It's worth the

00:29:00.900 --> 00:29:04.980
price of admission. I heard that they did it

00:29:04.980 --> 00:29:08.339
together. I read that they did it together. Big

00:29:08.339 --> 00:29:13.160
bad Phil Ansamo, Pantera. Fucking walk. You talking

00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:20.559
to me? Yeah. He sings Shot in the Dark. But you

00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.900
can tell the guy's an Ozzy fan because of the

00:29:22.900 --> 00:29:25.200
way he sings it. He knew it. He knew it well.

00:29:25.460 --> 00:29:28.039
He knew it back and forth. He knew it sideways.

00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:33.980
Very cool. Very cool. Well, I mean, Pantera did,

00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:36.480
but he wasn't in the band at that time. Pantera

00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:40.970
did start off as a glam band. That was not with

00:29:40.970 --> 00:29:45.069
Phil Ansamo. But it was great. And hearing Jakey

00:29:45.069 --> 00:29:46.829
Lee and just seeing him up there playing, he

00:29:46.829 --> 00:29:48.930
was having a blast. He had a huge smile on his

00:29:48.930 --> 00:29:52.990
face. This thing was, this is one of the few

00:29:52.990 --> 00:29:56.130
things that was actually better than what it

00:29:56.130 --> 00:30:01.730
was dubbed. And that's hard to do. Because most

00:30:01.730 --> 00:30:05.829
things like this, huge, oh my God, you don't

00:30:05.829 --> 00:30:08.029
want to miss it. And then it's a big psst, nothing.

00:30:08.990 --> 00:30:12.690
This, was dubbed huge, and it delivered, and

00:30:12.690 --> 00:30:17.430
then some. Great send -off for Ozzy. Everybody

00:30:17.430 --> 00:30:20.190
got to go hug him. Everybody got to talk to him.

00:30:20.269 --> 00:30:22.609
Everybody got to do their salute to him and show

00:30:22.609 --> 00:30:25.710
their appreciation. It could not have been better.

00:30:25.869 --> 00:30:29.289
Could not have been better. Unless someone figured

00:30:29.289 --> 00:30:31.150
out how to cure Parkinson's. That's the only

00:30:31.150 --> 00:30:36.569
way it could get better. But anyhow, Rob, I'm

00:30:36.569 --> 00:30:40.519
done with that first part there. Go ahead. The

00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:44.319
floor is yours, please. Well, actually, I'm going

00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.779
to go into a couple things here. One quick one.

00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:51.299
Okay. Since we're on the Aussie thing, about

00:30:51.299 --> 00:31:01.599
an hour ago, I was flipping through Chrome stories

00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:05.339
and stuff, and I ran across a YouTube video.

00:31:05.779 --> 00:31:08.750
And I shared it on my... on my Facebook page

00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:10.410
if you want to watch. Dude, you got to watch

00:31:10.410 --> 00:31:14.190
this. I'll watch it. Yeah, what it's called,

00:31:14.289 --> 00:31:17.950
it's called Jack Black featuring Roman Morello,

00:31:18.049 --> 00:31:25.450
Ian, Yoyoka Soma, and Hugo Weiss. I saw it. Those

00:31:25.450 --> 00:31:30.809
four boys are like 14, 15 years old. And Jack

00:31:30.809 --> 00:31:35.029
Black. And they do a cover of Mr. Crowley. Oh

00:31:35.029 --> 00:31:39.049
my God, dude. Oh, my God. I saw that. That even

00:31:39.049 --> 00:31:42.809
sounds like Ozzy. I saw that at work. It just

00:31:42.809 --> 00:31:46.650
came out today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,

00:31:46.710 --> 00:31:49.089
I forgot to mention that. Yeah, I was floored,

00:31:49.089 --> 00:31:53.630
dude. Yeah. I was like, holy shit. It sounds

00:31:53.630 --> 00:31:57.890
like Ozzy. Yeah. Yeah. And Jack Black was doing

00:31:57.890 --> 00:32:01.430
it School of Rock fashion. I mean, with the youngsters.

00:32:02.089 --> 00:32:07.529
Yeah. And Jack Black was there, too. Yeah, it

00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:09.730
was pretty cool, man. It was cool. I could not

00:32:09.730 --> 00:32:11.589
agree more, Rob. I'm glad you mentioned that.

00:32:11.650 --> 00:32:13.529
I forgot about it. I forgot to mention it. Yeah.

00:32:13.750 --> 00:32:16.509
Anybody out there, if you're interested, listen

00:32:16.509 --> 00:32:21.329
to it. It's great. Watch the video. Yes. Now

00:32:21.329 --> 00:32:23.450
I'm going to go into a story I ran across on

00:32:23.450 --> 00:32:26.190
Blabbermouth. All right. It must be metal then.

00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:30.150
The first trailer for the highly anticipated

00:32:30.150 --> 00:32:34.289
feature film Wind of Change. which recently started

00:32:34.289 --> 00:32:37.269
production at Warner Brothers Studio Leaviston

00:32:37.269 --> 00:32:43.569
in London, is available. Dominique West, The

00:32:43.569 --> 00:32:49.289
Crown, Alexander Dryman, The Last Kingdom, Ludwig

00:32:49.289 --> 00:32:55.109
Tripp, Generation War, Ed Spielers, You, David

00:32:55.109 --> 00:32:59.549
Cross, The Reader, and Luke Brandon Field, Interview

00:32:59.549 --> 00:33:02.799
with the Vampire, Jojo Rabbit. Okay, personally,

00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:05.700
I don't know any of these people. These are,

00:33:05.700 --> 00:33:08.019
that's the actors that are going to be in this.

00:33:08.380 --> 00:33:12.799
They've been cast in lead roles. Okay. It's being

00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.079
produced by ESX Entertainment with Fox Entertainment

00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:20.160
Studios in association with Warner Brothers Home

00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:25.500
Entertainment. Wind of Change is a music biopic

00:33:25.500 --> 00:33:28.400
chronicling the incredible journey of legendary

00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:32.009
rock group the Scorpions. with the longest -running

00:33:32.009 --> 00:33:35.049
and most successful lineup of the band, including

00:33:35.049 --> 00:33:41.569
guitarists Rudolf Schenker, Klaus Mayn, Matthias

00:33:41.569 --> 00:33:45.950
Jabs, and drummer Hermann Werbel. It tells the

00:33:45.950 --> 00:33:49.130
story of a band united with their passion for

00:33:49.130 --> 00:33:52.589
music who sought to inspire change in the world

00:33:52.589 --> 00:33:55.609
through their powerful sound and meaningful lyrics.

00:33:55.970 --> 00:33:59.569
At the heart of the film was their iconic anthem.

00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:03.359
wind of change which became the soundtrack to

00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:07.799
the end of the cold war symbolizing hope peace

00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:11.440
and unity with a music with hits ranging from

00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:14.820
rocky like a hurricane to still loving you the

00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:18.900
scorpions help bridge the divide between east

00:34:18.900 --> 00:34:23.860
and west but leaving a indelible mark on history

00:34:23.860 --> 00:34:28.639
proving the transformation power of art west

00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:33.300
is set to play Doc McGee, the Scorpion's famous

00:34:33.300 --> 00:34:39.780
music manager. Cross will star as Adrej, the

00:34:39.780 --> 00:34:43.920
band's imprisoned friend, on the other side of

00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:50.280
the Berlin Wall. Very cool. I'm going to have

00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:52.139
to see that. You know who loved the song When

00:34:52.139 --> 00:34:55.000
to Change, don't you remember? Yes, I do. That's

00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:58.949
why you brought it up, isn't it? Yeah, John,

00:34:59.070 --> 00:35:02.389
this is for you, bro. Love you. Every time I

00:35:02.389 --> 00:35:04.909
hear that song, I look up and say, hi, John.

00:35:05.889 --> 00:35:09.510
Oh, I'm sure John's already seen it. John is

00:35:09.510 --> 00:35:12.969
Mort's brother. Yep. He passed seven years ago.

00:35:13.170 --> 00:35:17.150
Yep, yeah, yep. Dear friend of mine, too. Yep,

00:35:17.150 --> 00:35:21.289
oh, he loved you. So, and I do, too. But, I mean,

00:35:21.349 --> 00:35:24.750
yeah, he thought a lot of you like I did. So,

00:35:24.750 --> 00:35:28.119
yep. Yeah, John probably already watched it,

00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:32.719
don't you think? Yes. Yes. Well, that's cool.

00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:37.139
He's watched it. Yeah, he probably was. He's

00:35:37.139 --> 00:35:41.500
like, ha ha, you fuckers can't watch this. Until

00:35:41.500 --> 00:35:46.199
later. That's cool. Thanks for cluing us in on

00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:53.500
that. I didn't know. That was very cool. Let's

00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:55.219
see. What was I going to say? Shit, I forgot.

00:35:55.630 --> 00:35:57.650
I had something I was going to add to that, but

00:35:57.650 --> 00:36:03.909
I can't. Oh, well, you know what? It must have

00:36:03.909 --> 00:36:08.530
been a lie. I can't remember. Damn it. It is

00:36:08.530 --> 00:36:10.550
bothering me, though. I can't remember what it

00:36:10.550 --> 00:36:12.829
was. All right. Well, let's take our first break.

00:36:12.929 --> 00:36:14.570
I got a couple of emails here. You want me to

00:36:14.570 --> 00:36:17.909
do that when we get back? Sure. And then we got

00:36:17.909 --> 00:36:21.969
a top seven, don't we? Yeah, we do. Yep. Have

00:36:21.969 --> 00:36:24.190
some ass paddlers if we get to them also. We'll

00:36:24.190 --> 00:36:53.730
see. All right. We'll be right back. Well, it's

00:36:53.730 --> 00:36:56.369
because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered

00:36:56.369 --> 00:36:58.929
because some idiot did not watch her child properly

00:36:58.929 --> 00:37:01.750
while looking on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does

00:37:01.750 --> 00:37:03.929
not listen to our original show, Two Gibshits

00:37:03.929 --> 00:37:06.110
and the Cheap Radio Shedack Realistic Take Recorder,

00:37:06.170 --> 00:37:10.650
or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. Ms.

00:37:10.809 --> 00:37:12.769
Gulkenstein was tired of Mark and Toe for making

00:37:12.769 --> 00:37:15.409
sport of her. Little did the douchebags know

00:37:15.409 --> 00:37:18.230
Ms. Gulkenstein was a voodoo high priestess when

00:37:18.230 --> 00:37:21.989
she was younger. She grew angry. and cast a spell

00:37:21.989 --> 00:37:24.829
on Rob, changing Rob into a capuchin monkey.

00:37:26.590 --> 00:37:29.469
Mark took Rob to a local zoo so he could be with

00:37:29.469 --> 00:37:31.849
the other monkeys. Here are the adventures of

00:37:31.849 --> 00:37:38.050
Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh, be very quiet.

00:37:38.489 --> 00:37:41.110
We're going to listen in as Rob, the capuchin

00:37:41.110 --> 00:37:43.210
monkey, tries to sell the rest of the capuchin

00:37:43.210 --> 00:37:46.050
monkeys Amway. Rob has always dreamed of becoming

00:37:46.050 --> 00:37:49.550
a diamond status Amway as a capuchin monkey.

00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:14.079
Little did our hero Rob know. All the great apes

00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.340
owned stock in Sam's Club and became violently

00:38:16.340 --> 00:38:18.400
pissed off when he tried to infringe on their

00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.099
territory. They promptly grabbed switches and

00:38:21.099 --> 00:38:23.699
beat his ass for three days straight. Rob could

00:38:23.699 --> 00:38:29.559
not sit down. Hi there. This is your ears. Why

00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:33.039
are you listening to this garbage? I thought

00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:36.460
we were friends. So you want proof that we love

00:38:36.460 --> 00:38:38.500
you here at Q -Douche Bates and Microphone Central?

00:38:39.289 --> 00:38:41.590
Here's a proof right here. How about the drink

00:38:41.590 --> 00:38:45.070
of the week? How to make the famous Carnival

00:38:45.070 --> 00:38:48.429
Cruise Line Miami Vice frozen drink. Two ounces

00:38:48.429 --> 00:38:51.489
Bacardi one, seven ounces frozen pina colada

00:38:51.489 --> 00:38:55.190
mix, three ounces strawberry daiquiri mix, half

00:38:55.190 --> 00:38:58.090
a hurricane glass of ice. Blend it all together

00:38:58.090 --> 00:39:00.429
and serve with a slice of pineapple and a maraschino

00:39:00.429 --> 00:39:04.829
cherry on top. Bam, there you go. Miami Vice,

00:39:05.070 --> 00:39:09.110
Carnival style. Two loose bags of microphone

00:39:09.110 --> 00:39:12.550
in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:39:12.550 --> 00:39:19.309
you first world problems. I can't believe the

00:39:19.309 --> 00:39:22.550
coffee grinder is broke at the big box store.

00:39:24.050 --> 00:39:27.309
There's no way I can be expected to grind my

00:39:27.309 --> 00:39:31.449
coffee beans every damn morning. Your mama's

00:39:31.449 --> 00:39:35.010
so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

00:39:36.329 --> 00:39:40.889
Next up, things overheard in hell. Howard Stern

00:39:40.889 --> 00:39:47.150
just signed a 10 -year contract extension. Mankind,

00:39:47.489 --> 00:39:50.610
are we predisposed to violence? There have been

00:39:50.610 --> 00:39:55.489
close to 8 ,700 wars from 3 ,200 B .C. to 2 ,000

00:39:55.489 --> 00:39:58.969
A .D. Some studies suggest there might even have

00:39:58.969 --> 00:40:01.650
been over 100 ,000 wars over the history of the

00:40:01.650 --> 00:40:06.809
Earth. A clue may lie in the study of rats. yes

00:40:06.809 --> 00:40:10.570
i said rats a social isolation study has shown

00:40:10.570 --> 00:40:14.010
that social isolation in rats can increase aggressive

00:40:14.010 --> 00:40:17.650
behavior rats exhibit higher levels of aggression

00:40:17.650 --> 00:40:20.889
when exposed to stressful situations stress can

00:40:20.889 --> 00:40:23.730
lead to increased anxiety -like behaviors and

00:40:23.730 --> 00:40:26.289
trigger the release of stress hormones which

00:40:26.289 --> 00:40:29.929
can contribute to aggressive actions one well

00:40:29.929 --> 00:40:33.269
-known study universe twenty five by john calhoun

00:40:33.739 --> 00:40:36.239
involved housing rats in a utopian environment

00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.159
with unlimited resources except for space. As

00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:42.619
the population grew and became overcrowded, the

00:40:42.619 --> 00:40:45.539
rats exhibited increased violence, abnormal social

00:40:45.539 --> 00:40:48.659
behaviors, and neglect or attack of their young.

00:40:49.420 --> 00:40:52.820
Genetic Factors Some studies suggest a link between

00:40:52.820 --> 00:40:56.159
inborn anxiety levels and aggression. Rats with

00:40:56.159 --> 00:40:58.380
extreme levels of anxiety have been shown to

00:40:58.380 --> 00:41:01.179
display higher aggression, including abnormal

00:41:01.179 --> 00:41:03.539
aggressive behavior like attack in vulnerable

00:41:03.539 --> 00:41:07.599
body parts. Dopamine and Serotonin Aggression

00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.019
in rats is linked to changes in neurotransmitter

00:41:10.019 --> 00:41:12.980
systems, particularly dopamine and serotonin.

00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:15.380
These studies have shown that winning aggressive

00:41:15.380 --> 00:41:18.440
encounters can increase dopamine turnover in

00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:21.980
the nucleus accumbens. which is associated with

00:41:21.980 --> 00:41:24.360
reward, additionally low serotonin levels have

00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:27.360
been linked to aggressive behavior. Intruder

00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:30.519
slash social defeat. Introducing an unfamiliar

00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:33.079
rat into an established group can cause aggression,

00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:35.719
particularly when the intruder is perceived as

00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.440
a threat. Studies have also shown that aggressive

00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:41.099
rats may exhibit reduced activity in the frontal

00:41:41.099 --> 00:41:44.079
lobe of the brain and increased levels of aggression.

00:41:58.190 --> 00:42:00.889
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here

00:42:00.889 --> 00:42:03.210
in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap

00:42:03.210 --> 00:42:08.170
studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful Nangle

00:42:08.170 --> 00:42:12.170
Arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck Blind studio.

00:42:12.610 --> 00:42:17.670
Yes, I'm back in the studio. Very cool. Although,

00:42:17.670 --> 00:42:22.289
I'm going to have to start all over on it. My

00:42:22.289 --> 00:42:24.989
son took his furniture out of here when we moved

00:42:24.989 --> 00:42:28.190
into the apartment upstairs on the 4th. uh -huh

00:42:28.190 --> 00:42:30.989
so i'm gonna have to start all over which is

00:42:30.989 --> 00:42:34.190
fine because i came up with a lot better design

00:42:34.190 --> 00:42:38.070
oh cool kind of like a lot more space yeah that's

00:42:38.070 --> 00:42:40.329
interesting i did that the other day and i got

00:42:40.329 --> 00:42:42.449
a lot more room in here too i'll have to like

00:42:42.449 --> 00:42:44.590
get some new picks like i said i'm gonna get

00:42:44.590 --> 00:42:47.389
the guitar closer to me to where at any time

00:42:47.389 --> 00:42:49.230
i can rip out a chord and just piss everybody

00:42:49.230 --> 00:42:52.880
off Yeah, I'd like to hear it strummed. Yeah,

00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:55.159
yeah, why not? I mean, it's right here. I got

00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:57.179
a couple of Marshalls that'll do the job. I got

00:42:57.179 --> 00:43:01.539
a Fly MV. Should work fine. I remember what I

00:43:01.539 --> 00:43:05.099
was going to say. Okay, Rudolph Shankner does

00:43:05.099 --> 00:43:07.119
not get enough credit, in my opinion, and his

00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.920
brother Michael Shankner, who's just hailed as

00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:12.719
one of the greatest guitarists ever, gets too

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:16.519
much credit. That's what I've always felt. You

00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.019
feel the same way? I totally agree with that.

00:43:20.500 --> 00:43:26.440
I mean, everybody hears about Rudolph. Or Michael.

00:43:26.619 --> 00:43:30.539
Michael, not Rudolph. Yeah, Rudolph is fucking

00:43:30.539 --> 00:43:33.119
awesome, man. He's responsible for some of these

00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:39.500
great licks and solos and everything. And I think

00:43:39.500 --> 00:43:41.800
most people probably agree with that. I mean,

00:43:41.840 --> 00:43:44.199
Michael Shankner, yeah, he was good in UFO and

00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:47.639
all that. But I never saw... anything to me that

00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:49.940
indicated he was so much better than rudolph

00:43:49.940 --> 00:43:53.039
so and they hate each other by the way did you

00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:57.820
know that yes yes yes i did yeah i haven't spoke

00:43:57.820 --> 00:44:01.000
to each other in a long time pretty bizarre all

00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:04.159
right i got some emails here hey deuce bags oh

00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:09.119
what i just said all right oh okay you know i

00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.860
can't hear so um Hey, douchebags. I just found

00:44:12.860 --> 00:44:15.699
out how to get Alexa to fetch your podcast. I

00:44:15.699 --> 00:44:17.900
tried it just saying, play two douchebags and

00:44:17.900 --> 00:44:20.519
microphone, and she wouldn't retrieve your show.

00:44:20.619 --> 00:44:24.440
But then I reworded it to, Alexa, play two douchebags

00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:27.380
and microphone podcast, and she did. Just thought

00:44:27.380 --> 00:44:28.900
you would want to know. Mitzi and Oak Grove.

00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:32.860
It worked for about one day. And now it's not

00:44:32.860 --> 00:44:34.739
working again. I don't know what you got to do.

00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:41.409
I don't know. I got it to do it one day only.

00:44:41.469 --> 00:44:45.250
And then Mitzi and Oak Grove got it to do it

00:44:45.250 --> 00:44:48.630
too. So something's going on. Then my cousin

00:44:48.630 --> 00:44:52.210
in Canada. I would say you definitely have to

00:44:52.210 --> 00:44:56.789
listen to or add a podcast. I did. Like I did

00:44:56.789 --> 00:45:00.469
on the front of the truck. I put podcasts on

00:45:00.469 --> 00:45:02.989
him. That way everybody knows it's a podcast.

00:45:03.829 --> 00:45:07.239
Yeah. Well, there's something. I'll figure it

00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:09.400
out. But anyhow, my cousin tried to up in Canada,

00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:11.420
too, and it wouldn't load for him either. So,

00:45:11.420 --> 00:45:14.820
I don't know. We'll figure it out. So, yeah,

00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:18.179
Mitzi, thank you. We'll figure it out. But I

00:45:18.179 --> 00:45:20.300
didn't know that. I didn't know Alexa would play

00:45:20.300 --> 00:45:24.800
us. Did you? No, I didn't either. Cool. Thanks,

00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:27.440
Alexa. A friend of mine asked about Siri, and

00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:30.420
I said, Siri's a retard. Fuck him. So, anyhow.

00:45:31.260 --> 00:45:34.090
All right. Hey, Dick, stop with the Chiefs talk.

00:45:34.329 --> 00:45:38.550
Marvin and Jonesboro. No. You got anything to

00:45:38.550 --> 00:45:45.809
add to that, Rob? Not really. Okay. I think he's

00:45:45.809 --> 00:45:48.150
talking about the sports bastards, probably.

00:45:48.630 --> 00:45:53.849
Right. Well, being in Jonesboro, who do you root

00:45:53.849 --> 00:45:59.780
for? Maybe the Titans. Maybe the Titans. Yeah,

00:45:59.900 --> 00:46:02.579
but I can't cities closer. I don't know what

00:46:02.579 --> 00:46:05.940
the fuck the deal is, but Marvin don't have a

00:46:05.940 --> 00:46:09.780
team anymore. Marvin don't listen to us ever

00:46:09.780 --> 00:46:13.199
again. I hate you. No, I don't know. Yes. They

00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.659
lose. Don't have a team. No, we're not going

00:46:15.659 --> 00:46:20.260
to stop the chief's talk. Sorry. Our home is

00:46:20.260 --> 00:46:24.300
in Kansas city. Yes. Yep. Just like every show

00:46:24.300 --> 00:46:26.980
of this one, Two Douchebags Microphone starts

00:46:26.980 --> 00:46:30.699
off with We Talk, Kansas City. Because of old

00:46:30.699 --> 00:46:34.380
KY, we're paying homage to KY -102. Their big

00:46:34.380 --> 00:46:38.519
tagline for years was KY -102, We Rock, Kansas

00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:42.099
City. Well, that's a little play on it. And we

00:46:42.099 --> 00:46:44.460
do something that sounds kind of like their old

00:46:44.460 --> 00:46:47.760
promo. Just a thank you and a nod to those guys.

00:46:47.980 --> 00:46:53.059
You know, love them. Chiefs Talk. It's just part

00:46:53.059 --> 00:46:55.900
of it, man. We're a Kansas City show. And we

00:46:55.900 --> 00:46:57.840
have listeners everywhere that deal with it.

00:46:58.300 --> 00:47:02.679
All right. Next one. Rob, I knitted you a special

00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:05.679
loincloth with the Fuckhammer initials. I can't

00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:08.260
wait for the pics. Mitch and South Central Freeman

00:47:08.260 --> 00:47:10.760
Rule Volunteer Fire Department Fuckhammer Division.

00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:16.219
Man, you and Mitch. Cool. My hunt for a new loincloth.

00:47:17.139 --> 00:47:19.559
Over. Thank you, Mitch. You and Mitch are getting

00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:21.480
really good on this bromance stuff. I'm starting

00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:23.300
to feel slighted. I don't know what to do. I'm

00:47:23.300 --> 00:47:24.980
starting to feel a little uncomfortable. It seems

00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:26.460
like he's sliding in there and you're kicking

00:47:26.460 --> 00:47:30.199
me out, Rob. No, no, no. Hey, don't worry. I've

00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:33.079
never met him in person. Okay. We're still good.

00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:35.900
Okay. All right. Don't worry. All right. All

00:47:35.900 --> 00:47:40.340
right. You'll always be me and you. Okay. All

00:47:40.340 --> 00:47:43.780
right. Okay. Just thought I'd air my feelings

00:47:43.780 --> 00:47:50.719
out. All right. Thank you. Mitch, you're awesome.

00:47:51.099 --> 00:47:53.860
Got him a loincloth. A fuckhammer and a loincloth.

00:47:55.059 --> 00:47:58.159
Yes, I can't wait. He just will not drop a fuckhammer.

00:47:58.159 --> 00:47:59.960
Only on two douchebags and a microphone, you

00:47:59.960 --> 00:48:03.599
hear two guys airing out their emotions. Yes.

00:48:04.460 --> 00:48:07.239
He will not stop with the fuckhammer stuff either.

00:48:07.300 --> 00:48:12.440
I love it. All right, Mitch, we love you. Keep

00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:15.900
them coming. Hey guys, I'm back in Tulsa. I had

00:48:15.900 --> 00:48:18.739
a wonderful mini vacay. I had a chance to listen

00:48:18.739 --> 00:48:21.739
to a shit ton of other podcasts. Like I suspected,

00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.900
you two are the best. I will be back and mailing

00:48:24.900 --> 00:48:27.539
you in full force next week. Talk soon, my friends.

00:48:27.619 --> 00:48:31.199
Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. Well, Ronnie,

00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:33.139
we're glad you're back and we're glad you had

00:48:33.139 --> 00:48:37.179
a great relaxing vacation. You deserve one. Yes.

00:48:37.579 --> 00:48:39.699
And we're going to have your top seven concerts

00:48:39.699 --> 00:48:41.639
because we don't mind doing them over for you.

00:48:43.380 --> 00:48:46.739
Actually, I changed mine around a little bit.

00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:49.260
I did, too. I did, too. So it's perfect, Ronnie.

00:48:49.340 --> 00:48:52.619
We appreciate it. Like always, you deliver. Ronnie

00:48:52.619 --> 00:48:55.219
is royalty. Thank you, Ronnie. We appreciate

00:48:55.219 --> 00:49:00.739
everything you do and you just constantly listening

00:49:00.739 --> 00:49:03.360
and downloading us and being a fan. We love you.

00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:06.699
I want to meet him in person, though, and we

00:49:06.699 --> 00:49:08.400
may make that happen. We've been talking about

00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:13.380
it. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Where was I here?

00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:15.880
Okay, there's Ronnie. Okay, Mark, what's your

00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.579
best rice pudding recipe? Willie and Montrose.

00:49:22.019 --> 00:49:29.260
Okay, add two pounds of rice to boiling hot water.

00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:38.320
Take five pieces of vinyl flooring. Cut it into

00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:42.130
bite -sized squares. and then add it to the rice

00:49:42.130 --> 00:49:45.969
and water mixture and serve with an old sock

00:49:45.969 --> 00:49:52.710
as a garnish. Sound about right, Rob? Yeah. There

00:49:52.710 --> 00:49:56.030
you go. There's your fucking rice pudding. They

00:49:56.030 --> 00:49:58.429
didn't leave a name. Whoever the... Oh, no, no,

00:49:58.469 --> 00:50:01.349
no. They did. Willie and Montrose. Willie? Yeah,

00:50:01.349 --> 00:50:06.190
Willie. Glad to hear from you. I can't believe

00:50:06.190 --> 00:50:10.219
he's still listening. I know. Number one, we

00:50:10.219 --> 00:50:14.119
dumped Montrose. Number two, we made fun of him

00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:16.900
for a little while there. So, Willie, thank you.

00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:22.239
Welcome back, or if you ever did go. Hey, it's

00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:24.199
not Willie's fault they got rid of the power

00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:26.820
player. No, and that's why we've never held it

00:50:26.820 --> 00:50:29.320
against Willie. We still love Willie. We may

00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.199
have made a little sport of him, you know, that

00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:33.539
and the extension cord, you know, and all that.

00:50:33.699 --> 00:50:36.739
But, you know. I mean, you've got to do something

00:50:36.739 --> 00:50:38.719
for the show, right? You've got to make something,

00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:41.480
right? So we made a little thing like that. We

00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:43.400
made a little ha -ha out of Willie, but we love

00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:48.380
him. And I hope you enjoy your rice pudding recipe.

00:50:49.420 --> 00:50:51.380
We do that all the time, don't we, Rob? That's

00:50:51.380 --> 00:50:55.619
how we make ours? Yeah, yeah. That's how my mama

00:50:55.619 --> 00:51:00.539
made hers. Yep, yep. That's how Mark's mama did

00:51:00.539 --> 00:51:05.329
his, too. So there you go. All right. The Encore

00:51:05.329 --> 00:51:07.670
has a website with all the concerts for the summer

00:51:07.670 --> 00:51:09.889
on it. Don't know if you all knew that. Enjoy.

00:51:10.050 --> 00:51:12.889
Frida and Sunrise Beach. Do you know any Fridas

00:51:12.889 --> 00:51:19.050
and Sunrise? No, I do not. Frida, Rob's right

00:51:19.050 --> 00:51:20.550
around the corner, man. Why don't you take him

00:51:20.550 --> 00:51:26.949
down to Encore? Oh, man. My next story is about

00:51:26.949 --> 00:51:32.829
Sunrise Beach. Is it really? Okay. Yes, yes.

00:51:33.289 --> 00:51:35.449
A friend of mine posted something on Facebook

00:51:35.449 --> 00:51:40.610
about this story. And I commented. I said, should

00:51:40.610 --> 00:51:43.150
I make them famous on the podcast? She goes,

00:51:43.230 --> 00:51:48.650
yeah, do it. So, yeah. All right. Sorry. Sorry.

00:51:49.510 --> 00:51:52.610
That's the end of the email. There's news down

00:51:52.610 --> 00:51:55.250
here. That's the end of the email. So go ahead,

00:51:55.349 --> 00:51:59.019
Rob. And then we can go into the top seven. All

00:51:59.019 --> 00:52:02.559
right. That's the end of the email, so you can

00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:04.099
go ahead with that story, and then we'll go into

00:52:04.099 --> 00:52:08.480
the top seven concerts. All right. Okay, go ahead.

00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:13.199
This is for Frida in Sunrise Beach. Yes, yes.

00:52:14.019 --> 00:52:17.280
A Sunrise Beach police officer is charged along

00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:20.059
with his girlfriend after they're arrested with

00:52:20.059 --> 00:52:26.670
methamphetamine. Peter Fox, 52, and Candelaria

00:52:26.670 --> 00:52:30.849
Stacy, 45, of Sunrise Beach, were arrested on

00:52:30.849 --> 00:52:34.150
the evening of July 1st after they were stopped

00:52:34.150 --> 00:52:37.130
by a deputy with the Mid -Missouri Drug Task

00:52:37.130 --> 00:52:41.590
Force while driving through their hometown. The

00:52:41.590 --> 00:52:44.250
deputy reported the pair were acting suspicious,

00:52:44.670 --> 00:52:47.190
including providing inconsistent statements.

00:52:48.139 --> 00:52:50.940
During a search of Fox's vehicle, the deputy

00:52:50.940 --> 00:52:54.820
seized about four grams of methamphetamine and

00:52:54.820 --> 00:52:58.099
drug paraphernalia, as well as two loose pills

00:52:58.099 --> 00:53:03.659
later identified as benzodiazepine. The Sunrise

00:53:03.659 --> 00:53:07.199
Beach Police Department reports Fox has been

00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:11.719
terminated as a result of this incident. Both

00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:15.139
Fox and Stacy are charged with two counts each

00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:20.250
of possession. of a controlled substance. Wow.

00:53:20.710 --> 00:53:23.730
They want to be, yeah, stopped in their own hometown.

00:53:24.550 --> 00:53:30.710
He's a police officer there. And I went on Facebook

00:53:30.710 --> 00:53:34.130
when there was a lot of comments and people were

00:53:34.130 --> 00:53:38.030
saying, thank God, you know, get these corrupt

00:53:38.030 --> 00:53:44.050
officers out of here. Yeah. What's the new police

00:53:44.050 --> 00:53:48.269
force? over elections they have weeded out some

00:53:48.269 --> 00:53:51.449
bad ones frida i wonder if you knew this or not

00:53:51.449 --> 00:53:55.030
frida email us back for you to let us know very

00:53:55.030 --> 00:53:59.190
good good they're doing it they're doing a big

00:53:59.190 --> 00:54:04.650
crackdown on yeah a police officer that's the

00:54:04.650 --> 00:54:07.150
kind of person you not need in law enforcement

00:54:08.089 --> 00:54:10.570
Oh, speaking of law enforcement and stuff like

00:54:10.570 --> 00:54:13.030
that, I forgot the particulars, but Johnny Dare

00:54:13.030 --> 00:54:15.849
has a ride coming up for the EMT that was killed,

00:54:16.010 --> 00:54:19.210
shot and killed up here, I don't know, a few

00:54:19.210 --> 00:54:22.030
weeks ago. Oh, good, good. It's the 30th, and

00:54:22.030 --> 00:54:25.130
they're starting it maybe. I forgot where they're

00:54:25.130 --> 00:54:27.210
starting at. You can look it up online, okay?

00:54:27.289 --> 00:54:29.010
I'm sorry I don't have it, but a friend of mine

00:54:29.010 --> 00:54:32.409
shared it, and I didn't get a chance. Johnny

00:54:32.409 --> 00:54:34.769
Dare has a video, and he's speaking about it.

00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:37.780
And so just look it up, the ride for the EMT

00:54:37.780 --> 00:54:40.300
that was killed from Johnny Dare, and it's a

00:54:40.300 --> 00:54:42.199
very good thing that he's doing. It's a benefit

00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:45.400
for, of course, his family and a tribute to this

00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:48.480
man that lost his life doing public service,

00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:54.320
helping people. And so Johnny is a great part

00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:56.199
of the community, and we appreciate him still

00:54:56.199 --> 00:54:59.800
doing stuff like that. And whenever I make fun

00:54:59.800 --> 00:55:02.340
of Laszlo and stuff like that, listen, I mean.

00:55:02.889 --> 00:55:05.030
They're okay for a morning show. Like I said,

00:55:05.070 --> 00:55:07.190
I made peace with it and all that. And, you know,

00:55:07.190 --> 00:55:08.789
and they make me chuckle a little bit, which

00:55:08.789 --> 00:55:11.630
is about all I can expect anymore. The thing,

00:55:11.690 --> 00:55:13.849
the big thing that they're missing is stuff like

00:55:13.849 --> 00:55:17.010
this that Johnny Dare has done routinely. All

00:55:17.010 --> 00:55:21.909
of his charity work and all that. And so, you

00:55:21.909 --> 00:55:24.710
know, that's something you can't really replace.

00:55:25.650 --> 00:55:27.989
So anyhow, look up Johnny Dare on this ride.

00:55:28.289 --> 00:55:31.710
So anyhow, do you want to get to our top seven?

00:55:33.100 --> 00:55:40.840
Sure. All right. You go first. All right. My

00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:45.280
top seven favorite concerts. My number seven,

00:55:45.500 --> 00:55:51.820
Hank Williams Jr. at Sandstone. Solid. That was

00:55:51.820 --> 00:55:55.099
his first time coming back to Kansas City after

00:55:55.099 --> 00:55:58.480
being kicked out of Kansas City. Yep, very famously.

00:55:59.619 --> 00:56:08.940
Yeah. And coming in at number six, my most recent

00:56:08.940 --> 00:56:13.579
concert, Kentucky Headhunters opening for Ozark

00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:18.380
Mountain Daredevils. Cool. So Kentucky Headhunters

00:56:18.380 --> 00:56:20.199
is what you're talking about being the sixth

00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:23.519
best? No, no, actually the whole show. The whole

00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:27.119
show, okay. Yeah, yeah, Kentucky Headhunters

00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:30.019
opening for Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Okay.

00:56:30.019 --> 00:56:32.340
That whole show. That whole show, okay. The whole

00:56:32.340 --> 00:56:37.920
show was great. Good. My number five, Shooting

00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:41.159
Star at Volley's up in St. Joseph, Missouri.

00:56:42.139 --> 00:56:46.000
That would have been interesting. I think it

00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:52.420
was like 2000, 2001 maybe. Yeah, Volley's is

00:56:52.420 --> 00:56:56.079
a volleyball bar, and they had a state set up.

00:56:56.199 --> 00:56:59.679
Shooting Star rode up on their motorcycles. We

00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:07.800
sat in our lawn chairs in the sand. Van McLean

00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:12.619
threw his pick from Last Chance to me. I still

00:57:12.619 --> 00:57:17.059
have that pick. Fucking awesome. It's lost the

00:57:17.059 --> 00:57:19.519
lettering that said Shooting Star Band on it,

00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:21.980
but I still have it. That's cool. You know what

00:57:21.980 --> 00:57:28.019
it is. Yeah, yeah. My number four, Sticks and

00:57:28.019 --> 00:57:31.159
Forner here at Ozark Vampire Theater. That would

00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:39.840
have been in the 2000s. Very cool. Only because

00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:43.440
I got to see Jason Baum. He was playing drums

00:57:43.440 --> 00:57:46.380
for Foreigner. Oh, he did for a little while.

00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:53.320
I forgot. Yes, he did. Okay. My number three,

00:57:53.420 --> 00:57:58.980
another shooting star concert. It was New Year's

00:57:58.980 --> 00:58:04.239
93 going into 94 at Memorial Hall in Kansas City,

00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:08.519
Kansas. And Berger and Shipley opened for him.

00:58:09.059 --> 00:58:12.480
Nice. That was a really good concert. Celebrating

00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:17.900
New Year's. I bet it was. Yeah. And then my,

00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:25.340
actually my first concert, March of 1986, the

00:58:25.340 --> 00:58:28.880
Hooters opened up for Loverboy. An 11 -hour minute

00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:34.840
tour. Oh, nice. Yeah. I actually got off working.

00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:37.179
Justin Jens that night because I bought tickets.

00:58:37.460 --> 00:58:42.840
Oh, wow. Cool. Very cool. Yeah. And my number

00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:49.019
one, I've got to go with August 25th, 2000, Kiss

00:58:49.019 --> 00:58:54.039
Fair Will Tour at Sandstone. Very cool. That

00:58:54.039 --> 00:58:56.760
was your number one last time, too, wasn't it?

00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:02.079
Yeah, yeah. Well, it was on my mama and Gene

00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:04.730
Simmons' birthday. Oh, wow. One of them's birthday

00:59:04.730 --> 00:59:10.730
is August 25th. Very cool. Yeah. Very cool. All

00:59:10.730 --> 00:59:16.610
right. Thank you, Rob. Number seven. And mine,

00:59:16.650 --> 00:59:18.690
quite a few of these are completely different

00:59:18.690 --> 00:59:22.929
because I start, my memory comes in blocks, you

00:59:22.929 --> 00:59:25.750
know. And when I did the last list, I'd forgotten

00:59:25.750 --> 00:59:28.050
a lot of these, and I just had some of them come

00:59:28.050 --> 00:59:32.389
to me just doing this. So, anyhow. Number seven.

00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:38.780
sabbath the end at t -mobile uh my bro my nephew

00:59:38.780 --> 00:59:46.599
um jc um davey um all went to this concert i

00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:49.039
actually won tickets i already had two tickets

00:59:49.039 --> 00:59:52.300
bought me and davey were going and i won tickets

00:59:52.300 --> 00:59:59.170
for all of us and um and so um i I had my brother

00:59:59.170 --> 01:00:02.570
and my nephew. And actually, Davey wasn't even

01:00:02.570 --> 01:00:04.889
going either, thinking about it. I was actually

01:00:04.889 --> 01:00:08.030
going with another friend from work, but we're

01:00:08.030 --> 01:00:11.610
going to meet there. And anyhow, I couldn't find

01:00:11.610 --> 01:00:14.769
him anywhere. The crowd was huge. And I won these

01:00:14.769 --> 01:00:17.409
tickets right before. And it was from an internet

01:00:17.409 --> 01:00:21.929
radio station called KNAC, like the legendary

01:00:21.929 --> 01:00:24.429
one out of Los Angeles. It took to the internet

01:00:24.429 --> 01:00:28.090
years after that. And I won them through them,

01:00:28.170 --> 01:00:31.289
and they transferred the tickets to me via email.

01:00:31.550 --> 01:00:34.190
I got the tickets at the Will Call window, and

01:00:34.190 --> 01:00:36.250
I gave one to my brother, one to JC, and one

01:00:36.250 --> 01:00:39.710
to Davey. And it was great because we got to

01:00:39.710 --> 01:00:42.369
do the old shenanigans. You know, JC had a couple

01:00:42.369 --> 01:00:44.250
of beers there, right? So guess what? He had

01:00:44.250 --> 01:00:46.550
to piss on the way home, right? So guess what

01:00:46.550 --> 01:00:51.369
we did? We wouldn't let him out of the car. You

01:00:51.369 --> 01:00:53.829
know that old gag. We used to do that to everybody.

01:00:55.059 --> 01:00:56.940
Feed them full of liquor and then they go, hey,

01:00:57.000 --> 01:01:00.039
stop. I got to piss. No. What do you mean no?

01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:03.159
I'll piss myself. Go ahead. We're not stopping.

01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:07.519
And so finally we make him wait for about. We

01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:10.699
wouldn't either. I know. No, no. We have people

01:01:10.699 --> 01:01:14.300
just in agony. BJ, we ran him around for three

01:01:14.300 --> 01:01:18.920
hours one night. He's about ready to cry. So.

01:01:20.089 --> 01:01:23.989
So anyhow, JC, my nephew, we would not let him

01:01:23.989 --> 01:01:25.869
get out. And we drove him around for an hour.

01:01:25.909 --> 01:01:27.750
And then finally we wanted to go to Updown, which

01:01:27.750 --> 01:01:31.130
is this arcade pinball place, huge place, downtown

01:01:31.130 --> 01:01:33.409
Kansas City. We decided we wanted to go there,

01:01:33.449 --> 01:01:35.889
play some pinball, drink some beers and some

01:01:35.889 --> 01:01:38.710
Pac -Man or something. So then when we got there,

01:01:38.789 --> 01:01:41.829
he got to go piss. But he was grumbling pretty

01:01:41.829 --> 01:01:44.130
good. He wasn't used to that treatment. We worked

01:01:44.130 --> 01:01:47.170
him over good. And then Davey, he had to piss

01:01:47.170 --> 01:01:49.150
inside the concert, but he didn't want to miss

01:01:49.150 --> 01:01:52.679
a concert. So he's like whispering to me, but,

01:01:52.739 --> 01:01:54.519
you know, couldn't really hear it that well.

01:01:54.539 --> 01:01:57.000
But he goes, Mark, I got a piss. I'm like, okay,

01:01:57.039 --> 01:02:00.380
so? He goes, no, stand in front of me. So, you

01:02:00.380 --> 01:02:03.039
know, there's a crowd all around us, right? So

01:02:03.039 --> 01:02:06.519
I'm standing just enough to where he can, and

01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:09.920
he takes his jacket, and he puts it between me

01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:13.619
and him, and he kind of shrouds it around him,

01:02:13.659 --> 01:02:15.800
and he takes a piss right there on the floor,

01:02:15.980 --> 01:02:20.590
right there where he's standing. So the people

01:02:20.590 --> 01:02:22.610
in front of us, they had their jackets on the

01:02:22.610 --> 01:02:25.670
floor. All of us pissed, ran down and just fucking

01:02:25.670 --> 01:02:29.389
soaked into their jackets because this is like

01:02:29.389 --> 01:02:34.710
midway through the concert. I could not believe

01:02:34.710 --> 01:02:37.110
it. So I'm like, Davey, we got to get out of

01:02:37.110 --> 01:02:38.989
here pretty fucking soon. You know, I don't know,

01:02:39.030 --> 01:02:41.690
but they might think we pissed. Even though he

01:02:41.690 --> 01:02:43.610
did do it, I was like, man, we got to get the

01:02:43.610 --> 01:02:45.510
fuck out of here. So we got out of there just

01:02:45.510 --> 01:02:47.809
as soon as the song was almost over the encore.

01:02:48.570 --> 01:02:50.929
And so I imagine they're pretty fucking pissed

01:02:50.929 --> 01:02:52.789
off when they picked up their jacket and got

01:02:52.789 --> 01:02:57.369
ready to leave. So, yeah, that was one of those

01:02:57.369 --> 01:03:01.389
nights. It was fun. Number six would be Ronnie

01:03:01.389 --> 01:03:05.829
James Dio at the Lone Star. And I think I told

01:03:05.829 --> 01:03:07.710
you about that. That was just a complete accident.

01:03:08.090 --> 01:03:09.929
Me and Davey are just going to go down there

01:03:09.929 --> 01:03:11.590
and have some beers and see whatever band was

01:03:11.590 --> 01:03:15.789
there. And right behind him, we're standing there,

01:03:15.869 --> 01:03:20.849
and we see this. Flyer. Ronnie James Dio. Wednesday

01:03:20.849 --> 01:03:22.469
night. Wednesday night. Oh, yeah. Wednesday night

01:03:22.469 --> 01:03:26.050
is Xerox night. Oh, shit. That's tonight. So

01:03:26.050 --> 01:03:28.809
we're getting in free anyhow because Davey knew

01:03:28.809 --> 01:03:30.849
Johnny Dare pretty well at the time. They used

01:03:30.849 --> 01:03:35.070
to hang out. And I lost my license for a little

01:03:35.070 --> 01:03:39.570
while because I drove very stupidly. I had him

01:03:39.570 --> 01:03:42.849
vouch for me, Johnny. I asked him. I called down

01:03:42.849 --> 01:03:44.670
there. He said, yeah, he's very nice. He said

01:03:44.670 --> 01:03:46.889
he is going to. And he got us in for free at

01:03:46.889 --> 01:03:51.289
the Lone Star forever. So we got into Dio's concert

01:03:51.289 --> 01:03:55.969
at the Lone Star for free. So we're up there

01:03:55.969 --> 01:03:58.230
watching it. And it's funny. There's like 10

01:03:58.230 --> 01:04:00.489
of us. And we're giving him the devil horns right

01:04:00.489 --> 01:04:02.269
next to his face. Because you know the stage

01:04:02.269 --> 01:04:05.309
wasn't that tall at the Lone Star. It was just

01:04:05.309 --> 01:04:08.239
right there. And we're like, ugh! If Ronnie James

01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:10.920
Dio is like all fucking getting all silly and

01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:14.639
running off and stuff. I mean, it's funny. I

01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:18.059
wish I had video of it. So, okay. Number five,

01:04:18.159 --> 01:04:20.420
Kiss. End of the road at T -Mobile. That thing

01:04:20.420 --> 01:04:22.840
was just fantastic. And the reason it's fantastic

01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:25.159
is because there was so much money put into it.

01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:29.670
I mean, just all these booms. glitter and fucking

01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:32.269
everything. Man, I don't know how much they spent

01:04:32.269 --> 01:04:34.809
on their show, but that was the best damn road

01:04:34.809 --> 01:04:37.150
show you could ever see. I mean, it was just

01:04:37.150 --> 01:04:39.909
crazy. Yeah, I wished it was Ace. Yeah, I wished

01:04:39.909 --> 01:04:43.010
it was Peter, but it was still a fantastic fucking

01:04:43.010 --> 01:04:46.349
show because of all of the get out they put on

01:04:46.349 --> 01:04:49.230
it. I mean, it was just, they went above, beyond,

01:04:49.369 --> 01:04:55.849
and over. What a show. So, um, number four, Aerosmith

01:04:55.849 --> 01:05:01.059
with Guns N' Roses at Sandstone, 1988. What a

01:05:01.059 --> 01:05:04.320
show. What an ass bang. That would have been

01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:07.500
a good one. Oh, that was an ass. Guns N' Roses

01:05:07.500 --> 01:05:09.840
come out with so much attitude, it was insane.

01:05:09.900 --> 01:05:13.500
They were sleazy, and they were pissed off, and

01:05:13.500 --> 01:05:16.639
they didn't care. It was great. They were young.

01:05:16.900 --> 01:05:19.300
Yeah, they were young. They were really just

01:05:19.300 --> 01:05:21.800
fucking brutal. They had their fire. They still

01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:25.179
had their fire. They did. They did. It was easy

01:05:25.179 --> 01:05:27.519
to see. And Aerosmith came and brought it, too.

01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:31.179
Aerosmith did fine. But Guns N' Roses was a new

01:05:31.179 --> 01:05:33.559
kid, and they were fucking, they were punching

01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:35.920
out everybody they could. It was excellent. So,

01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:40.039
number three, Ozzy, No More Tears, Lamping, Missouri,

01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:43.059
Alice in Chains opening. That's a famous story.

01:05:43.500 --> 01:05:46.559
All the hill rods fucking jumping off that 50

01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.559
-foot cliff to get to the premium seats. Half

01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:52.400
of them made it. Half of them went out in a stretcher.

01:05:53.409 --> 01:05:58.309
Nuff said. It was fucking fantastic. I was getting

01:05:58.309 --> 01:06:00.369
mad because I couldn't watch a concert because

01:06:00.369 --> 01:06:03.030
there's another Hill Jack fucking jumping. And

01:06:03.030 --> 01:06:05.949
I had to turn around and watch. And I say this

01:06:05.949 --> 01:06:08.929
lovingly. I grew up in the sticks. Hill Jacks,

01:06:08.929 --> 01:06:12.469
Hill Rods, love you. I'm one of you. So, don't

01:06:12.469 --> 01:06:13.989
get mad at me. I live in Lake of the Ozarks.

01:06:14.070 --> 01:06:17.929
Come on. I call you Hill Rods. Yes. So, if you

01:06:17.929 --> 01:06:19.730
got a little thing over there. Act like one.

01:06:20.130 --> 01:06:23.599
We're going to call you one. Exactly. Lovingly,

01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:27.380
though, right? Yes, yes. Okay. Lovingly. Yes.

01:06:28.139 --> 01:06:30.440
That makes all the difference in the world. All

01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:33.340
right, number two, Wasp. Opening up for Kiss,

01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:36.380
Animal Eyes Tour. Kiss was fine, but Wasp was

01:06:36.380 --> 01:06:40.500
above and beyond. Blackie Lawless, Chris Holmes.

01:06:42.139 --> 01:06:49.239
Who was... Randy Piper. And I think it was Tony

01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:52.800
Richards. The original... No, I think Tony Richards

01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:55.900
was gone already. This was when Blind in Texas

01:06:55.900 --> 01:06:59.059
just first came out, I believe. And they were

01:06:59.059 --> 01:07:01.059
opening up for Kiss for only two weeks because

01:07:01.059 --> 01:07:03.139
then Kiss got rid of them because they were upstaging

01:07:03.139 --> 01:07:09.219
them, I believe. So they still had the torture

01:07:09.219 --> 01:07:12.280
racks and they still set the Wasp's name on fire

01:07:12.280 --> 01:07:15.460
and all that stuff. But Blackie and Chris Holmes

01:07:15.460 --> 01:07:18.820
came out in seven -inch high heels at least.

01:07:19.480 --> 01:07:23.500
And they're already like 6 '5". And Blackie would

01:07:23.500 --> 01:07:26.340
jump up on the stand halfway up on his mic in

01:07:26.340 --> 01:07:31.219
the high heels, lurching over the audience. And

01:07:31.219 --> 01:07:33.699
it was just insane. Blackie was playing bass

01:07:33.699 --> 01:07:36.079
at the time, and he had his Widowmaker bass.

01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:39.400
Oh, my gosh. I mean, it was just one fuck of

01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:42.539
a show. Blackie let everybody know. He said,

01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:44.880
you know, he goes. You guys up there in upper

01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:46.739
row, you think I can't hit you? I used to pitch

01:07:46.739 --> 01:07:48.960
for the Texas Rangers. I'll nail your fucking

01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:51.460
ass right between the eyes, and he did too. People

01:07:51.460 --> 01:07:53.440
up there going nuts, and he was sending these

01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:56.099
posters up there, just whizzing them up there

01:07:56.099 --> 01:07:59.380
right to the people. And everything, I mean,

01:07:59.380 --> 01:08:01.539
they were just, they were brutal. I mean, it

01:08:01.539 --> 01:08:05.179
was just, gosh, I mean, that's a concert of concerts

01:08:05.179 --> 01:08:07.920
right there. That is the epitome of what I loved,

01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:11.159
and still do. And number one has to be Guns N'

01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:13.519
Roses and Metallica at Arrowhead Stadium, not

01:08:13.519 --> 01:08:15.940
just because the show kicked ass. Ice -T and

01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:18.840
Body Count came out. I did not know that African

01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:22.199
Americans could party like that. I mean, like

01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:25.039
metal. They were going nuts, and I'm like looking

01:08:25.039 --> 01:08:27.439
at them going, what the fuck? This is insane.

01:08:27.819 --> 01:08:30.760
This is awesome. They're doing the same thing

01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:32.720
we are. And then our music came on, and they

01:08:32.720 --> 01:08:34.500
were doing it too, and we were doing it to theirs.

01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:38.319
It was fucking fantastic. Like I said, the intermission

01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:42.260
between Metallica played first. Guns N' Roses

01:08:42.260 --> 01:08:44.020
were closing. There were alternating nights.

01:08:44.619 --> 01:08:47.960
And in between there was the famous Tit Turn

01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:51.409
to Vagina show. And they had cameramen running

01:08:51.409 --> 01:08:54.390
around, and they had it on the big screen, prompting

01:08:54.390 --> 01:08:57.289
women to show their tits. And finally, that one

01:08:57.289 --> 01:09:00.170
drunk chick shows her gash. And then all of a

01:09:00.170 --> 01:09:02.670
sudden, that's what it became. And then we had

01:09:02.670 --> 01:09:05.270
a big hubbub because somebody at city council's

01:09:05.270 --> 01:09:07.369
daughter was up there, and they found out about

01:09:07.369 --> 01:09:11.750
it. Yeah, there was hell to pay after that. But

01:09:11.750 --> 01:09:17.460
that concert was amazeballs. Yeah, that's mine.

01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:24.899
I could not believe it. I mean, I'm just sitting

01:09:24.899 --> 01:09:29.699
there watching. Oh, my God. Is that someone's

01:09:29.699 --> 01:09:32.000
beef? Oh, my God, it is. Oh, no, there's another

01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:34.560
one. Oh, no, there's like 10 chicks in a row

01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:39.159
hiking up their skirt or whatever. Yeah, it was

01:09:39.159 --> 01:09:44.760
something else. And, yeah, so. And that thing

01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:46.880
just had so much power and force. Like I said,

01:09:47.020 --> 01:09:49.939
I'm pretty sure the African -Americans felt the

01:09:49.939 --> 01:09:52.399
same way we did. They looked at us and go, OK,

01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:54.939
they're doing the same thing we are. This isn't

01:09:54.939 --> 01:09:56.880
so bad. This is pretty cool because everybody

01:09:56.880 --> 01:09:58.739
kind of imagined there's going to be fights and

01:09:58.739 --> 01:10:01.520
all this stuff going on. Right. We're like, oh,

01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:03.239
my gosh, you know, how could they, you know,

01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:06.399
have these two different types of music at the

01:10:06.399 --> 01:10:09.460
same venue and everybody get along? Well, that's

01:10:09.460 --> 01:10:11.970
exactly what happened. It went off flawlessly.

01:10:12.109 --> 01:10:16.550
It was fantastic. So let's take our second break,

01:10:16.630 --> 01:10:18.069
and we'll come back with something you want to

01:10:18.069 --> 01:10:21.369
talk about. All right. Sounds good. All right.

01:10:21.390 --> 01:10:42.850
We'll be right back. We have proposed a problem.

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First off, repair a bug -out central location

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in case the family gets broken up. Make sure

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elm tree to meet up after battle. Grab a stake

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and practice making wild turkey tracks so you

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can communicate to the others where you are.

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vibrating toys. It's Ramblings of a Madman featuring

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is like using Stoner for it on a running motor.

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I think we're safe. Oh, no. It's an island of

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was in the color black. Have you ever wondered

01:11:59.859 --> 01:12:02.100
what something came about? Have you ever looked

01:12:02.100 --> 01:12:03.939
at something and said, Hey, I wonder what the

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origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why

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we give you... the origin of what is the origin

01:12:12.020 --> 01:12:14.920
of mountain dew tennessee bottlers barney and

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ally hartman developed mountain dew as a mixer

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in the 1940s soft drinks were sold regionally

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in the 1930s and the hartmans had difficulty

01:12:22.979 --> 01:12:25.279
in knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to

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mix with liquor preferably whiskey so the two

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developed fear own now known as mountain dew

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now it's time for pickup lines from a loser are

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you a banana you look appealing Wah, wah, wah,

01:12:40.359 --> 01:13:23.359
wah. Hey, my fellow heavy breeders, this is Dash

01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:29.359
Riptide, your music news. Jakey Lee has an update

01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:31.899
on his would -be assassins. The gun was tied

01:13:31.899 --> 01:13:34.520
to two previous murders Jakey Lee shares. The

01:13:34.520 --> 01:13:36.539
former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist confirms that

01:13:36.539 --> 01:13:38.680
suspects have been caught and will face sentencing

01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:41.680
in July. The 68 -year -old guitarist was best

01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:43.619
known for his tenure in Ozzy Osbourne between

01:13:43.619 --> 01:13:47.340
1982 and 1987. Previously revealed that he was

01:13:47.340 --> 01:13:49.560
shot multiple times while walking his dog in

01:13:49.560 --> 01:13:52.159
Las Vegas. Now, when a Facebook post shared last

01:13:52.159 --> 01:13:54.699
week, Lee says that justice is on the horizon.

01:13:54.939 --> 01:13:57.000
The two that shot me are being caught and face

01:13:57.000 --> 01:13:59.779
sentencing next month, he writes. The gun was

01:13:59.779 --> 01:14:02.100
tied to two previous murders, so my case is almost

01:14:02.100 --> 01:14:04.300
an afterthought. They're going bye -bye for a

01:14:04.300 --> 01:14:07.239
long time. On that happy thought, see you on

01:14:07.239 --> 01:14:10.720
TV. Jakey Lee also chimed in on why he is going

01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:12.640
to be a part of Ozzie's farewell performance

01:14:12.640 --> 01:14:15.640
on July 5th. Tom Morello called me, he said.

01:14:15.779 --> 01:14:18.010
There's going to be a thing. an original Sabbath

01:14:18.010 --> 01:14:20.289
performance in Ozzy Osbourne's final performance.

01:14:20.689 --> 01:14:23.569
I can't see this going on without Jakey Lee in

01:14:23.569 --> 01:14:26.109
there somewhere, he recalls. Lee, who played

01:14:26.109 --> 01:14:28.189
on hits like Bark at the Moon and Killer Giants

01:14:28.189 --> 01:14:30.510
during his stint with Ozzy Osbourne in the 80s,

01:14:30.529 --> 01:14:33.550
says he's excited about the upcoming show, both

01:14:33.550 --> 01:14:36.470
as a participant, as an audience member, even

01:14:36.470 --> 01:14:38.550
if he hasn't been in contact with Ozzy for years.

01:14:39.029 --> 01:14:41.050
It's a thrill to be a part of it, he says, and

01:14:41.050 --> 01:14:44.279
even more so, for me to watch it. I hope Ozzy

01:14:44.279 --> 01:14:46.100
can get through it. I haven't spoke to him or

01:14:46.100 --> 01:14:49.560
seen him in decades. I really don't know what

01:14:49.560 --> 01:14:51.819
condition he's in, but he deserves a final farewell

01:14:51.819 --> 01:14:54.539
performance. No matter how he is or how well

01:14:54.539 --> 01:14:56.859
he is singing, he deserves to have that final

01:14:56.859 --> 01:15:00.460
farewell. I'm happy to be a part of it. Thank

01:15:00.460 --> 01:15:04.359
you, Jake. We appreciate this. This is Gash Rooktyne,

01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:07.739
and that was your music news. If it's too loud,

01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:17.390
you probably have ear damage, just like me. This

01:15:17.390 --> 01:15:20.489
is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news.

01:15:20.590 --> 01:15:39.989
And remember, bar chords are bullshit. Two douchebags

01:15:39.989 --> 01:15:42.170
and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas

01:15:42.170 --> 01:15:46.619
City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And this

01:15:46.619 --> 01:15:49.520
is Rob at the beautiful Niagara Arm of Lake of

01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:53.039
the Ozarks in the Duck and Blaine studio. All

01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:58.979
right, Rob, we turn to you for the next bit of

01:15:58.979 --> 01:16:02.880
information that we need really bad. Okay. Actually,

01:16:03.260 --> 01:16:07.720
I do. This caught my attention. I was scrolling

01:16:07.720 --> 01:16:09.739
through the Internet and found this article.

01:16:10.100 --> 01:16:14.979
Okay. It's called Hot Wheels Bring Spielberg's

01:16:14.979 --> 01:16:19.260
Infamous Shark to Your Desktop in a 164 Die -Cast

01:16:19.260 --> 01:16:23.279
Miniature. Okay, so I had to pop it open and

01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:25.199
read it. Of course. That only meant one thing.

01:16:25.300 --> 01:16:28.500
Yep, yep. That only meant one thing, and I was

01:16:28.500 --> 01:16:35.079
correct. Yep. Jaws celebrates its 50th anniversary

01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:38.529
this year. And we've enjoyed seeing all the special

01:16:38.529 --> 01:16:41.510
edition releases rolling out in the past months,

01:16:41.770 --> 01:16:45.409
ranging from water thermoses, popcorn buckets,

01:16:45.670 --> 01:16:49.270
and even an incredibly sleek Seiko dive watch.

01:16:49.829 --> 01:16:52.829
The latest addition to the Jubilee celebration

01:16:52.829 --> 01:16:58.750
is none other than a toy from Mattel. Wow. Part

01:16:58.750 --> 01:17:03.729
of Hot Wheels lineup, this die -cast model recreates

01:17:03.729 --> 01:17:07.920
the famed Orca boat. owned by Robert Shaw's Quint

01:17:07.920 --> 01:17:16.180
in the 1975 film Mantra Form. Unlike, say, Star

01:17:16.180 --> 01:17:19.500
Wars or Back to the Future, which also received

01:17:19.500 --> 01:17:22.899
some cool merch of its own 40th anniversary this

01:17:22.899 --> 01:17:26.739
year, Jaws has never been one to dabble much

01:17:26.739 --> 01:17:31.800
in the toy market. But this is 2025, and toys

01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:37.020
for men is a real thing. This year alone, we've

01:17:37.020 --> 01:17:41.039
seen some quality figures from Nika and a handful

01:17:41.039 --> 01:17:45.819
of Funko Pops. However, the new Hot Wheels orchestra

01:17:45.819 --> 01:17:50.380
seems to veer away from each and actually offers

01:17:50.380 --> 01:17:54.079
something you can display proudly off your workbench

01:17:54.079 --> 01:18:00.979
or desktop. The set distinguishes itself by focusing

01:18:00.979 --> 01:18:03.600
on one of cinema's most memorable sequences.

01:18:04.649 --> 01:18:09.789
And Mattel doesn't phone it in at all. This is

01:18:09.789 --> 01:18:13.170
a proper diorama that captures the tension of

01:18:13.170 --> 01:18:17.590
Chief Brody, Quint, and Harper's infamous confrontation

01:18:17.590 --> 01:18:21.829
with the Great White with impeccable intention

01:18:21.829 --> 01:18:25.670
to detail. And I'm looking at a picture of it,

01:18:25.770 --> 01:18:31.170
dude. I'm going to have to get one. The detail

01:18:31.170 --> 01:18:34.050
on this is so incredible. I can only imagine.

01:18:34.170 --> 01:18:39.210
I'm going to have to look it up. The 164 scale

01:18:39.210 --> 01:18:42.770
orca nails the weather lived in appearance in

01:18:42.770 --> 01:18:46.409
Quinn's vessel. The boat doesn't look like a

01:18:46.409 --> 01:18:49.930
prestige toy fresh off the production line. It

01:18:49.930 --> 01:18:53.130
actually has a salt stained heat nut character

01:18:53.130 --> 01:18:57.050
that made the original prop boat so believable

01:18:57.050 --> 01:19:01.649
as a working vessel. For this set, Mattel has

01:19:01.649 --> 01:19:04.569
also included a miniature Chief Brody figure

01:19:04.569 --> 01:19:09.270
positioned on the aft deck mid -chum, which brings

01:19:09.270 --> 01:19:13.029
some authentic storytelling to the piece. Oh

01:19:13.029 --> 01:19:16.529
yeah, we also get a miniature version of Bruce

01:19:16.529 --> 01:19:20.729
the Shark in this set. Cool. Yet rather than

01:19:20.729 --> 01:19:24.810
going for cartoonish proportions, the die -cast

01:19:24.810 --> 01:19:28.279
great white maintains the missing scale. and

01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:31.039
positioning that made the monster so terrifying

01:19:31.039 --> 01:19:35.539
in the film. He's frozen here mid -attack, launching

01:19:35.539 --> 01:19:39.819
himself at the boat stern in a way that recreates

01:19:39.819 --> 01:19:42.659
one of the movie's most heart -stopping moments.

01:19:43.140 --> 01:19:48.100
Uh, yeah. This is cool. Yeah, it's a 50th anniversary.

01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:52.439
Yeah, I'm gonna look into this. I'm gonna have

01:19:52.439 --> 01:19:56.119
to get one from the studio. Okay. This is cool.

01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:03.760
Okay, well, thank you, Rob. Let's see. On a little

01:20:03.760 --> 01:20:06.479
side note here, when you get some time in the

01:20:06.479 --> 01:20:08.220
evening, I know you're working a lot and all

01:20:08.220 --> 01:20:11.000
that, but we have a couple of Rob's tips for

01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:15.420
life that we probably need to complete. They're

01:20:15.420 --> 01:20:18.020
really good. I've already got the script and

01:20:18.020 --> 01:20:20.979
everything. So we need to do that when we get

01:20:20.979 --> 01:20:24.420
a chance. And also we need to put in number three.

01:20:25.160 --> 01:20:28.000
of the first one and there's two other ones that

01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:29.960
i want to do and i don't even remember what it

01:20:29.960 --> 01:20:33.479
was i i do remember what it was because i have

01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:37.060
it written down okay so yeah so it's good um

01:20:37.060 --> 01:20:40.859
and then there is a couple of ramblings that

01:20:40.859 --> 01:20:43.659
i found you know remember i was telling you about

01:20:43.659 --> 01:20:45.359
the shuffling and all that well i found some

01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:48.739
other stuff all the shuffling started with me

01:20:48.739 --> 01:20:51.319
going through stuff wondering if i recorded it

01:20:51.319 --> 01:20:54.680
yet or not because I had it all written on paper

01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:57.880
or typed out. And I'm like, did I do this one

01:20:57.880 --> 01:20:59.979
and just forgot about it? Or did we do this one

01:20:59.979 --> 01:21:02.199
and just forgot about it? So I'm looking through

01:21:02.199 --> 01:21:04.140
the whole thing, and that's why I decided I need

01:21:04.140 --> 01:21:06.159
shuffle. I mean, there are just so many ones

01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:08.800
that we have now. And there's a lot of them that

01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:11.319
I forget about, like the clown nose one. And

01:21:11.319 --> 01:21:12.960
I remember you saying, hey, you brought it back.

01:21:13.279 --> 01:21:15.920
Well, I never meant to take it away. I love clown

01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:18.159
nose. Yeah, it just got lost in the shuffle.

01:21:18.640 --> 01:21:22.560
Now, if I have a shuffle feature. One of the

01:21:22.560 --> 01:21:24.859
reasons why I like it is because it features

01:21:24.859 --> 01:21:29.100
Topher. I know. Really good, too. It was before

01:21:29.100 --> 01:21:33.460
me. I've always loved that. Yeah, that was like

01:21:33.460 --> 01:21:36.279
the first elaborate one we really did. That was

01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:38.399
like the first one where we started learning

01:21:38.399 --> 01:21:41.399
how to do sound effects and different types of

01:21:41.399 --> 01:21:44.949
voices on it and all that stuff. And so now we

01:21:44.949 --> 01:21:47.970
have different ways of doing things, too. And

01:21:47.970 --> 01:21:50.590
it's, you know, it seems to be working pretty

01:21:50.590 --> 01:21:54.770
well, you know. So then we've evolved into, like,

01:21:54.810 --> 01:21:56.609
different characters. I mean, you know, like

01:21:56.609 --> 01:22:01.210
Johnny Rohypnol. And we got a new one for Phineas

01:22:01.210 --> 01:22:05.130
J. Valtores III. He's doing some music news.

01:22:05.369 --> 01:22:09.029
We also have... Dash Riptide. And we have all

01:22:09.029 --> 01:22:11.470
these other ones. Technical Guy, Explanation

01:22:11.470 --> 01:22:14.149
Guy, and all this stuff. And this is all voices

01:22:14.149 --> 01:22:18.489
that we get through the internets and a subscription

01:22:18.489 --> 01:22:20.890
service that you can use different voices. And

01:22:20.890 --> 01:22:22.909
because of that, we're able to do some different

01:22:22.909 --> 01:22:25.710
things on this. But that Clown Nose was one of

01:22:25.710 --> 01:22:27.970
the very first ones we did that's so primitive.

01:22:28.489 --> 01:22:31.250
We literally just got noises off of YouTube and

01:22:31.250 --> 01:22:36.550
hammered it all together. So, anyhow. So, yeah.

01:22:37.500 --> 01:22:40.439
Now it's much simpler with some of the tools

01:22:40.439 --> 01:22:42.880
that they come out with now. I mean, I'd love

01:22:42.880 --> 01:22:46.479
to do it like radio stations do, but, man, I

01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:48.739
don't even have an interface on this thing. Otherwise,

01:22:48.899 --> 01:22:52.180
I'd be doing things a little bit more different

01:22:52.180 --> 01:22:57.819
than I do now, too. But I like the simplest version

01:22:57.819 --> 01:23:00.569
that I can. And get the best sound of it I can.

01:23:02.109 --> 01:23:05.649
Anyhow, it's 9 .15, and I have some stuff I have

01:23:05.649 --> 01:23:07.890
to do this evening before I go to bed. I've got

01:23:07.890 --> 01:23:09.850
to go get my rental car in the morning. Some

01:23:09.850 --> 01:23:12.250
dumbass hit me in a parking lot the other day,

01:23:12.289 --> 01:23:15.029
and I've got to get my Jeep fixed. I've got to

01:23:15.029 --> 01:23:17.149
be there early to drop my car off and get to

01:23:17.149 --> 01:23:21.010
rental and all that stuff. You want to go ahead

01:23:21.010 --> 01:23:24.270
and call it a night? Yeah, we can if you want.

01:23:24.529 --> 01:23:26.390
Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and call it a night,

01:23:26.449 --> 01:23:30.149
and I'll just talk to you Tuesday night. Sounds

01:23:30.149 --> 01:23:33.250
good. I'll have some new stuff for you. Okay,

01:23:33.329 --> 01:23:35.569
that sounds good. All right, brother. Thank you

01:23:35.569 --> 01:23:38.310
for joining me. And have a good night, everybody.

01:23:38.550 --> 01:23:44.289
Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh,

01:23:44.289 --> 01:23:47.489
no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has

01:23:47.489 --> 01:23:50.310
explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:23:50.310 --> 01:23:53.949
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:23:53.949 --> 01:23:54.890
your ear holes soon.