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Rohypnol. That was your music news. And remember,

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bar chords are bullshit. Next up, things overheard

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in hell. The 24 -7 Jerry Lewis Telephone is coming

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right up. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Should

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I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair

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of one kind of sock? Will they eventually not

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match up? I may never know. Rob consumed small

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doses of radiation for 30 years. 30 years. Rob

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is immune to radiation. Watch him glow. Watch

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Rob Red jump up 25 feet and grab birds out of

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thin air with his mouth. With his mouth. Rob

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can now be lent for children's parties and bar

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mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent you

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a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent Rob

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for a day. A day. A day. Watch Rob consume seven

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bottles of night cream and still break dance

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in New York. Watch Rob Red. Fart down the building.

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Fart down the building. Rob Red assumes no responsibility

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whatsoever. He is not a babysitter and he doesn't

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give one hell of a shit about your children.

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Please remember to corral every little bastard

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you have. Before Rob gets there, and Walt will

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not put up with any backtalk, he will promptly

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get them in the place. Rob Bragg assumes no responsibility

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for anything that could be stolen from his visit.

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Rob Bragg has no responsibility whatsoever in

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any help him of any situation. Read a Rob today.

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Hey, you pilgrims. This is Mark from Two Douchebags

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and Microphone. And this is the Two Douchebags

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and Microphone part of the day. Hey, good kid.

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No one gives an ounce of shit what you had for

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breakfast. Not even the person on the other end.

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You look like a mentally slow driv yelling into

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thin air all through the store. I pray that Bluetooth

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shorts you out and blows up your eardrums. What

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men consider self -centered dunce. Monty constantly

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coddled this dummy and it fucking shows. Go the

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fuck home and bore your dog. Wait, you probably

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forgot the theming because you're too busy looking

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in the mirror all day. Fuck off. Two douchebags

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and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas

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City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I

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am Rob in the beautiful night warm of Lake of

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the Ozarks. All right, a very scorching Lake

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of the Ozarks like up here. Yeah. And it's going

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to get hotter too. It is everywhere. It's summertime.

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What do you expect? You know what? You're right.

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Yeah, they call this summertime. We know all

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about it. Yeah. Yeah. We used to enjoy this time

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of year. Well, you know what? I do enjoy it.

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I do enjoy it, actually. I mean, yeah, it was

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hot. I took and sprayed off. I took and, what

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do you call it, power washed the patio today

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and cleaned out the pool and stuff. I mean, it

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was hard work. It always is. But, I mean, I can't

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do that during the winter, you know? Right. So

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I do appreciate it. It's just right now I'm,

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like, really tired. But that's all right. You

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know what? Because during the winter, I wish

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I could be out there doing that. So I hear you.

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You're right. I still enjoy summer. Yep. Yep.

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It's just too damn hot these days. Oh, I agree.

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I think it's because we're getting older. It

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is. We used to enjoy this time of year. No, it

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is because we're getting older, Rob. This stuff

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before, I mean, we'd be out all damn day. Remember?

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Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, it didn't matter. I mean,

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it'd be 110, and we'd still be outside all day.

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We didn't care. I mean... Yeah, we'd be hanging

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out at the park or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, the

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best you could do back then was probably get

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a garden hose and spray each other off a couple

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of times, and that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, so...

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Oh, well, yeah, good old days, huh? And we drank

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from those hoses, too, didn't we? Yes, we did,

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and guess what? What? We're still talking in

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the living. That's right. You're right. So today...

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It won't kill you. Yeah, due to popular belief,

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it will not kill you to drink from the garden

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hose. Like, I guess they have... Was it online

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and stuff? People going, oh, no, you can't do

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that. You're going to get diseases and all this

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shit. And it's like, what? No, you're not. Yeah.

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I mean, if you did... Shit, everybody around

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would be, everyone our age or a little bit younger

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or a little bit older would have caught something

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from it for sure. Who raised these pansies? Oh,

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that's right, we did. Let's get ready to say,

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don't go there. Hey, you know what? All you can

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say is we tried. No, no, it is true. I mean,

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think of us. Do we believe a damn thing the parents

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told us when we were young? No. It's your nature.

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Other than you can't drink avocados. Yeah, yeah,

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we believe that much. We believe that much, but

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we didn't really believe much else, you know.

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You know, whenever I scowled, my face didn't

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stick like that forever, right? Whenever I lied,

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my nose didn't grow, right? Right. So why would

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I believe him? All right. Yeah. All right. So

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today, a guy was in line in front of me at the

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neighborhood grocery store just right up the

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road. It's called Farm Fresh, and it's the only

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one that's in town right now, but from what I

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understand, they're from Illinois or something,

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and they're going to build more of them. The

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total is like maybe $90. So the guy takes out

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a traveler's check. Do you remember those, Rob?

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Oh, my God. Yes. Yeah. Well, he said that this

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traveler's check was from the early 90s. And

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it looked it. The checkout lady was leery and

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called a manager over. So the manager was certain

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that if the check hasn't been cashed, it would

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still be good. And me and the checkout lady was

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kind of looking at each other like, this isn't

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going to work. There should be a time limit on

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it. That's what I thought. The manager called

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the number on the check and sure enough, it cleared.

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It cleared. Really? Yes. Awesome. Well, I remember

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they used to say that they never expired. Which

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I didn't believe. Remember, that was one of their

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taglines is they're always good. They'll never

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expire. If you lose it, you can get it replaced.

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You know, let's say you're in Europe and someone

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steals your wallet. You have the serial numbers

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to them and you can get them canceled and all

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that stuff. And, you know, you need an ID for

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it. I mean, it was a great idea at the time.

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So I am, you know, so I waited after I was rung

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up in the corner there just to see if it would

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work, because the manager took him over there

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to, you know, his little. his little area there

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you know his behind his desk area there and um

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sure enough he gave him nine dollars change nine

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nine something and some change back and uh so

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yeah so he spent it was a hundred dollars traveler

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check from the early 90s and he bought some groceries

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he found the thing somewhere he said in his house

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and then the check was branded american express

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rob do you remember that holy shit yes yeah Carl

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Molden used to do the commercial. Yes. Remember,

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it said American Express Traveler's Checks. Don't

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leave home without them. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they

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don't even do Traveler's Checks anymore. They're

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just credit cards. They don't even like to be

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called American Express. They like to be called

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Amex now. They don't like to be called American

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Express. They like Amex. Okay, I'll make note

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of that. Yeah, the next time, remember, don't

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call them American Express. They don't like that.

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Okay. So, all right. I come up there, right?

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Okay. You and I are at Margaritaville, okay?

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And I pull out an American Express. What do you

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say? Hey, is that a? MX. Yep. All right. Well,

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Rob, you passed the test. This time? Yeah. Yeah,

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next time. All right. So, I guess I got the margaritas,

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the first ones, huh? Yeah. Okay. All right. Cool.

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And maybe we were. You're the one that said it.

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Well, you know what? Maybe we will go there when

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I come down. Why not? We should. Yeah, we should.

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It's not far from here. It's like 15 minutes

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from here. That's what I thought. It's just across

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the bridge, basically, and to the left. Actually,

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you don't even go across the bridge. Oh, that's

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right. It's going to Osape Beach. That's right.

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It's on the other... I forgot. It's on your side.

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Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's the old Tanterra.

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Tanterra. That's what I thought. Wow. Down KK,

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which is like the first main exit in Osape Beach.

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Yeah. Yeah, I remember that very well. I used

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to go there all the time. West to east, yeah.

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Yeah, and also, it's pretty cool if you look

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at the images. They have palm trees all over,

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and they have a nice sandy beach. Oh, yeah. I

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mean, it's really that much... That's where the

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crazy COVID pictures came from. I know, where

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everybody, the whole world was up in arms. Yeah.

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Look at that. There's two million people there,

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and they're all going, we're outside, dumbasses.

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We didn't give a shit down here. No, I, well,

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did anyone ever really worry? Well, some people

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did. Some people did. Don't get me wrong. Some

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people did. Some people did, seriously. But a

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majority of people down there did not. No. No,

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I know. Basically, the Kansas City area, Cass

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County, South, they were a completely different

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set of rules than Kansas City. Yeah. Completely

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different. And I don't know about over east and

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over west into Kansas and all that. I don't know

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about that area. But, you know, at the time,

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I still owned a house in Cass County. And I do

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know that COVID, nobody gave a shit down there.

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You'd walk into any building and they wouldn't

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go, get your mask on or leave. They'd just be

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like, oh, hey, how you doing? You'd see a couple

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of people. Yeah, masks were optional. Yeah, masks

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were optional. And I remember some of the people

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that, like, let's say you're going into a restaurant.

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A couple of ladies there had some masks on. One

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lady was immune compromised and another one was

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taking care of her elderly mom. So it was cool.

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Yeah. And I was very careful. You know, I didn't

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get near them. I stayed away from them. I tried

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to keep my mouth, you know, the other way, you

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know, just to, you know, I didn't want to get

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their mom sick or anything. But but they weren't

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mad at you for coming in without a mask. They're

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just kind of like, oh, you know what? This this

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guy's right. He doesn't have to. They weren't

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like demanding that all of a sudden you put a

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mask on or leave or nothing like that. They're

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just kind of like, OK, you know what? We're freedom.

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It's cool. So but yeah, the whole thing is, yeah,

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we do need to go to Landshark Bar. Just don't

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go to golf. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'll tell you what

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I'd like to do is go to the resort at Lake of

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the Ozarks, that place that Val and I ended up

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when we were trying to see Glenn Hughes and Sedalia

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and it got rained out. They have that bar where

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Molly Hatchet played at. It's an underwater bar,

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amphitheater. Oh, the Encore. Yeah, the Encore.

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Yes. Yes. Yeah, I would like to go there for

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a decent concert. I mean, they had Molly Hatchet

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there. Let me do some research. Do some research

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and let's figure out something. The guy that

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owns it is really, really cool. I think I told

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you about this, but we ended up there. We ended

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up staying the night there at the hotel. And

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we went to the Encore, the bar part, the indoor

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part, not the actual amphitheater. We went inside

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Encore to watch the Chiefs game. And the owner

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was in there with a megaphone. I think I told

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this, but if I did, it was funnier than hell.

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And every time the Chiefs would score, they're

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playing Atlanta. He would scream over the megaphone,

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Chiefs score! Touchdown, Kansas City! And there

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are some Atlanta fans in there. And he was like

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pointed right at them with this real police megaphone,

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screaming at them. They ended up leaving. They

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ended up leaving. And he didn't care. He just

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goes, fuck them. But that guy was really cool.

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He has the needle. Yes, he didn't care. He was

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like, you know what, man, if I got to worry about

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a couple of dinners and a couple of beers over

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here, I should not be here. He was not worried

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about it. And, you know, they're wearing their

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Atlanta swag and everything, but they left in

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a hurry. I think they're upset, but who cares,

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you know? So, and they are the official Chiefs

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bar of Lake of the Ozarks region. They have it

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everywhere there. And I think they are. I think

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they're in. In some sort of an agreement with

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the Chiefs, it looked like. And also, that guy

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has the coolest Beatles collection on the wall

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near the bathrooms. I have not been in there.

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You need to go in there. And when you go in there

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and get a drink, go take a piss and look at the

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other side of the wall of the hallway. And you'll

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see all this guitars, everything from the Beatles

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signed. memorabilia from the Beatles. He actually,

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he actually met them. I don't know what the guy

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did. He obviously is pretty well off to own a

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resort like that, you know, but yeah, but he

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has it mostly Beatles. They have some other stuff.

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I think there's a Tom Petty sign thing there.

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Um, yeah, he's obviously, he's a demographic

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all the way, you know, he's older, white haired

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guy with a beard. He's a demographic, but he

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is a freedom rocker, you know, definitely. And

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so that's probably why you get Molly Hatchet

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at the venue there, you know, at the encore.

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So anyhow, and they have my full support. I could

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not have been more impressed with that bar. It

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was cool because you could look anywhere inside

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the inside part of the bar, and there's a huge

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TV. Wherever I looked, the Chiefs game was playing

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because it was a Sunday night game. I could look

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back. I could look east. I could look west. I

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could north, south. All the way around, back,

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forward, everywhere was a Chiefs game playing.

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And the barmaids were fast and quick, and the

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food was good, and the drinks were even better.

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So, I'm telling you, they had yin -ling on tap,

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which made me very happy. I almost started crying.

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There you go. Yeah. So, anyhow, well, I got derailed

00:17:39.500 --> 00:17:42.380
on that. So, okay, Rob, you just went through

00:17:42.380 --> 00:17:46.640
a breakup, right? Yeah. Okay. You know what you

00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:48.359
should have done is you should have had artificial

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intelligence writing your breakup note because

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that is what 41 % of Gen Zs are doing now. They

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have services, different services online that

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have an AI write your text and text it to your

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soon -to -be ex. There was a survey. Oh, was

00:18:14.900 --> 00:18:19.339
it in person? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, okay. Well,

00:18:19.420 --> 00:18:21.460
I guess you couldn't have done it then, but okay.

00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:25.220
I wasn't doing tests anyway. I'm not that kind

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of guy. you know what i mean yeah this isn't

00:18:27.779 --> 00:18:29.720
our demographic i wouldn't do that either you

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know besides that i mean you can't get the point

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across in a text you know like if you're upset

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or or something's really not working you know

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you really got to kind of be in person go you

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know what yeah don't don't be mad at me but man

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you know this and this and this you know it's

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just not working you know i'm not the type of

00:18:46.259 --> 00:18:49.460
guy to be like ah i'm just not feeling it sorry

00:18:49.460 --> 00:18:54.069
good luck you know um Yeah, I was always kind

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of a guy that would try to explain what's going

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on and try to be nice and civil and all that,

00:19:01.150 --> 00:19:04.809
you know. So, anyhow, it rarely worked out, but

00:19:04.809 --> 00:19:09.069
I tried. I'm sorry, darling. I just took on two

00:19:09.069 --> 00:19:11.750
extra full -time jobs, so I'm working three full

00:19:11.750 --> 00:19:17.349
-time jobs. I don't have time. I did it. Yes.

00:19:18.069 --> 00:19:25.380
It's not you. Well, okay, it is. I always wanted

00:19:25.380 --> 00:19:29.599
to do that. It's not you. Well, wait. Okay, it

00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:32.319
is you. But still. Yeah, yeah. You keep being

00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:34.859
you. Someone will like you somewhere. It may

00:19:34.859 --> 00:19:37.259
not have happened to you. Actually, I have done

00:19:37.259 --> 00:19:41.859
that a couple times. It's not me. It's you. I'm

00:19:41.859 --> 00:19:45.539
sorry. It's you. But, you know, you'll make somebody

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happy. Just not me. I have done that. Or an explanation.

00:19:51.809 --> 00:19:56.730
I'm sorry I have higher standards. I've never

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used that one. I haven't either. But nowadays

00:20:01.430 --> 00:20:03.670
I would. I mean, I don't have to, thank God.

00:20:03.809 --> 00:20:06.670
But, you know, I mean, nowadays I would. I wouldn't

00:20:06.670 --> 00:20:08.150
really care. I'd be like, eh, you know what?

00:20:08.509 --> 00:20:10.710
I have standards, but I know a guy down the road

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that doesn't. Do you want his number? Something

00:20:13.829 --> 00:20:20.240
like that. So I'll be getting a call? Yeah. Have

00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:22.039
you ever heard of two douchebags and a microphone?

00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:28.920
Click. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hmm. Rob, I got some

00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:31.259
bad news. What? As soon as I said our name, she

00:20:31.259 --> 00:20:37.200
hung up. I figured. So anyhow, there's a national

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survey. 41 % of young adults have used AI to

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help end a relationship, with women slightly

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more likely than men to let the bots do the dirty

00:20:46.980 --> 00:20:50.299
work. Wow, women have changed. Because I remember

00:20:50.299 --> 00:20:52.480
when you used to fuck up, women could not wait

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to catch you on it and tell you about it. You

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lived in those times, right? Right. They'd be

00:20:57.640 --> 00:21:01.240
like, Rob, come here. We need to talk. Oh, fuck.

00:21:02.180 --> 00:21:03.920
Hang on, hang on. I'm in the middle of something.

00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:08.619
No, we need to talk now. Fuck. Okay, I'll be

00:21:08.619 --> 00:21:10.900
right there. You know, it's like, oh, shit, man.

00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:13.700
I know what I'm going to hear. I know it's coming.

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Yeah, I've been fucking up lately. No, I don't

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necessarily care. I just don't want the big spill.

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And then you get the big spill and you got to

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sit there and go, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're

00:21:23.099 --> 00:21:25.259
right. I'm working on myself. I know. I know.

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Man, you know, one of these days I'm going to

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change, you know, and all that bullshit. But

00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:31.920
really, you're like looking at the door. Your

00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:35.519
feet are placed away from her, you know, and

00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:37.910
you keep looking at the back door. You know,

00:21:37.930 --> 00:21:39.910
not hers. You know, keep looking back to her.

00:21:40.269 --> 00:21:43.890
Yeah, I understand. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I know.

00:21:43.970 --> 00:21:46.549
I know. I've been like this. It must have happened

00:21:46.549 --> 00:21:49.210
when I was a child. I was traumatized. You know,

00:21:49.230 --> 00:21:53.529
a clown touched my pee -pee. You know, I just

00:21:53.529 --> 00:21:55.349
can't handle relationships because that clown,

00:21:55.390 --> 00:21:58.150
it touched my pee -pee. And, you know, I've been

00:21:58.150 --> 00:22:00.750
weird ever since. But meanwhile, you're feeling...

00:22:07.099 --> 00:22:12.319
A clown touched your pee -pee? You get drunk.

00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:16.359
You don't understand. What, Rob? I'll use anything,

00:22:16.660 --> 00:22:21.700
man. A clown touched my pee -pee. Rob, do you

00:22:21.700 --> 00:22:25.660
want me to go get you a 12 -pack? I didn't know

00:22:25.660 --> 00:22:27.519
a clown touched your pee -pee. Hang on, I'll

00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:29.880
be right back. What kind do you want? I'm sorry.

00:22:36.619 --> 00:22:43.000
Shit, where was I now? Oh, the survey which polled

00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:46.019
1 ,000 U .S. adults who've used AI for dating

00:22:46.019 --> 00:22:49.339
shows just how deep AI has embedded itself in

00:22:49.339 --> 00:22:53.359
modern romance. Nearly half of 18 to 29 -year

00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:55.980
-olds say they've turned to AI tools to write

00:22:55.980 --> 00:23:00.339
breakup texts, apologies, or manage relationship

00:23:00.339 --> 00:23:03.819
conflicts. The most common uses include dating

00:23:03.819 --> 00:23:07.700
bio -optimization, conversation starters, replying

00:23:07.700 --> 00:23:11.079
to messages, and resolving conflict. There's

00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:13.220
more, but I think I got the point across, right?

00:23:13.339 --> 00:23:22.440
I mean, you know, I'm more of a fan of, you know,

00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:29.299
kind of... You know, if you still get along with

00:23:29.299 --> 00:23:32.259
a person well, kind of let them in on what you

00:23:32.259 --> 00:23:34.339
saw of what you thought they were doing wrong

00:23:34.339 --> 00:23:38.900
as a courtesy, right? Yeah. And you know you're

00:23:38.900 --> 00:23:41.559
going to hear what you did wrong. That's just

00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.740
automatic. But, you know, and I guess it widely

00:23:44.740 --> 00:23:47.019
depended on how I felt about the person. If I

00:23:47.019 --> 00:23:48.380
really didn't care about them and thought they

00:23:48.380 --> 00:23:49.799
weren't that good of a person, I wouldn't have

00:23:49.799 --> 00:23:52.299
said anything. No constructive criticism at all.

00:23:52.380 --> 00:23:59.769
So, anyhow. I got a question. How did you, did

00:23:59.769 --> 00:24:04.170
you listen to the podcast yet from last night?

00:24:04.430 --> 00:24:07.690
Oh, you haven't? Okay. There's a couple of new

00:24:07.690 --> 00:24:09.670
segments on there I want to get a rating on.

00:24:10.250 --> 00:24:14.670
And I'm pretty proud of them. And one of them

00:24:14.670 --> 00:24:19.529
is just simply the truth. And the other one is,

00:24:19.690 --> 00:24:27.539
oh, not opinion. but a factual piece about why

00:24:27.539 --> 00:24:32.839
people might be violent inherently because of

00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:35.839
some studies that were done with rats. And it's

00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:38.180
a pretty long piece, and it's pretty serious,

00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:40.500
but I really want it to be thought -provoking,

00:24:40.619 --> 00:24:43.099
and I really want to get your opinion on it.

00:24:43.140 --> 00:24:45.700
I'm going to have Topher listen to it, too. And

00:24:45.700 --> 00:24:48.119
also, anybody out there, if you have some opinions

00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:51.579
on the new one, the rat piece and the piece about

00:24:51.579 --> 00:24:55.029
a... KCI having a new pass that you can go in

00:24:55.029 --> 00:24:59.250
there. I want to hear your feedback on them because

00:24:59.250 --> 00:25:01.529
it's kind of a little bit of a slightly new direction.

00:25:02.170 --> 00:25:04.029
We're still doing the dick jokes and all that

00:25:04.029 --> 00:25:06.750
stuff, but there's some stuff that I want to

00:25:06.750 --> 00:25:09.470
do that isn't quite so ha -ha, but maybe a little

00:25:09.470 --> 00:25:12.150
bit more thought -provoking, and I really would

00:25:12.150 --> 00:25:14.849
like people's input on it. I mean, if it sucks,

00:25:14.930 --> 00:25:19.329
let me know. I'll do it more. No, if it sucks,

00:25:19.390 --> 00:25:22.950
let me know. And I won't do it again. So, all

00:25:22.950 --> 00:25:25.269
right. So I have more, but Rob, let's turn to

00:25:25.269 --> 00:25:29.630
you. You got something. Yeah, yeah, I do. There's

00:25:29.630 --> 00:25:33.490
something I have to admit to you. Okay. That

00:25:33.490 --> 00:25:36.769
you have not known for the last 40 years that

00:25:36.769 --> 00:25:38.990
we've known each other. That I have to finally

00:25:38.990 --> 00:25:44.589
get off my chest. Okay. And I hope we still be

00:25:44.589 --> 00:25:51.910
friends afterwards. You listen to Hanson. Okay.

00:25:52.809 --> 00:25:58.549
Hall and Oates. I like Hall and Oates, too. Mainly

00:25:58.549 --> 00:26:02.970
Oates. Mainly Oates. Yeah, Hall's kind of a dweeb.

00:26:03.029 --> 00:26:05.789
Yeah, he's a dweeb. That's an 80s term. Google

00:26:05.789 --> 00:26:10.029
it. Do it. Even though they did lose me after

00:26:10.029 --> 00:26:14.109
Big Bang Boom. Oh, Big Bang Boom sucked. Oh,

00:26:14.190 --> 00:26:16.930
my God. It was like they were trying to get on

00:26:16.930 --> 00:26:22.009
the Ridley Hills. Yeah, yeah, they're trying

00:26:22.009 --> 00:26:25.529
to do the Bebop Deluxe bullshit, and it didn't

00:26:25.529 --> 00:26:27.829
work. But, you know, you making my dreams come

00:26:27.829 --> 00:26:31.390
true, fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they

00:26:31.390 --> 00:26:33.769
did a lot of great songs, and they were happy

00:26:33.769 --> 00:26:36.730
songs. Okay, good. We're still going to be friends

00:26:36.730 --> 00:26:39.509
after that. Yeah, we are. I like them. Now, if

00:26:39.509 --> 00:26:43.150
they've been handsome... After 40 years, I had

00:26:43.150 --> 00:26:46.750
to. I appreciate that, Rob. Thank you. Yeah.

00:26:47.379 --> 00:26:50.160
I was not man enough to admit it to you, but

00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:53.380
now that you've been the first. I've been kind

00:26:53.380 --> 00:26:58.099
of the first. Yeah, well, I mean, if it was Hanson,

00:26:58.119 --> 00:26:59.539
I would have hung up, and there would have been

00:26:59.539 --> 00:27:02.319
no more podcast. I mean, I would have been shamed

00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.980
if you liked Hanson. I'm glad you did not say

00:27:04.980 --> 00:27:10.160
Hanson. No, hell no. Okay. Hell no. Yeah, so,

00:27:10.339 --> 00:27:13.920
okay, that's good. That's good. All right. Was

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:18.630
that your segment or not? No. No, I got more.

00:27:18.829 --> 00:27:23.369
I got more. Okay, cool. Yeah, well, seeing how,

00:27:23.470 --> 00:27:27.609
like, last night I was on a Jake Paul tirade.

00:27:28.309 --> 00:27:31.309
Yes, yeah, and I listened to that today, and

00:27:31.309 --> 00:27:34.230
I missed a couple of things, but, you know, Jake

00:27:34.230 --> 00:27:38.049
Paul has really not fought anybody, like you

00:27:38.049 --> 00:27:43.309
were pointing out. Well, here we go again. Okay.

00:27:43.930 --> 00:27:47.930
You're going to like this one, too. The son of

00:27:47.930 --> 00:27:51.930
late boxing star Tommy Morrison is proving power

00:27:51.930 --> 00:27:55.890
ain't a trait that skips a generation. After

00:27:55.890 --> 00:27:59.250
Kenzie Morrison dominated his bare -knuckle boxing

00:27:59.250 --> 00:28:03.309
op last weekend, and now he's calling out one

00:28:03.309 --> 00:28:07.250
of the biggest names in the sport. Kenzie Sports

00:28:07.250 --> 00:28:11.890
talked to 34 -year -old Morrison, a 22 -year

00:28:11.890 --> 00:28:21.779
-old. BKFC scrap after putting Alex Davis down

00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:32.880
and out in just 63 seconds. Okay. With a win

00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:37.339
under his belt, Kenzie's hoping to lure a big

00:28:37.339 --> 00:29:02.950
-name fighter in squared circle. No, he's not.

00:29:04.309 --> 00:29:18.869
Oh, yeah, he could. He goes on to say... Yeah.

00:29:21.049 --> 00:29:43.380
He goes on to say... in his relatively short

00:29:43.380 --> 00:29:48.460
boxing career. I give him credit. You know, what

00:29:48.460 --> 00:29:52.079
he's done is amazing. His resume looks good,

00:29:52.180 --> 00:29:56.180
Morrison says, explaining it's just the fact

00:29:56.180 --> 00:29:58.619
that I don't agree with the things that he says.

00:29:59.420 --> 00:30:02.460
I don't like the fact that he was able to come

00:30:02.460 --> 00:30:06.579
into his sport, that so many people, they give

00:30:06.579 --> 00:30:09.779
their life for the sport, and they give everything

00:30:09.779 --> 00:30:13.109
and they struggle. And then Jake comes in and

00:30:13.109 --> 00:30:16.890
manipulates it and then talks all this shit.

00:30:17.009 --> 00:30:19.589
And it really bothers a lot of truth fighters.

00:30:21.150 --> 00:30:24.190
Kenzie, I see that. I see that. You know what?

00:30:24.250 --> 00:30:27.470
I agree with that. I agree with that. But I also

00:30:27.470 --> 00:30:30.349
have a counterpoint afterwards. So go ahead.

00:30:30.710 --> 00:30:35.130
Okay. Kenzie tells us he hopes the attention

00:30:35.130 --> 00:30:38.710
from his bare knuckle bite puts him on Paul's

00:30:38.710 --> 00:30:41.950
radar. I'm just waiting for a phone call, man.

00:30:42.289 --> 00:30:46.430
I'm hoping that maybe this DKFC thing with some

00:30:46.430 --> 00:30:49.430
following popping off, you know, maybe he'll

00:30:49.430 --> 00:30:52.190
finally get a chance to hear me because I've

00:30:52.190 --> 00:30:57.049
been waiting for a long time and I'm ready. I'd

00:30:57.049 --> 00:31:03.069
love to see it. Okay. What was your rebuttal?

00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:06.900
Okay. My counterpoint is this. I agree with Kenzie

00:31:06.900 --> 00:31:09.819
100%. It bothers the real boxers, the real fighters,

00:31:09.900 --> 00:31:13.140
the real scrappers. But Jake Paul is a marketing

00:31:13.140 --> 00:31:15.819
genius, dude. He's a great businessman. Yes,

00:31:15.819 --> 00:31:18.799
he is. He has taken nothing and made millions

00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:22.940
off of it. Oh, him and his brother Logan both?

00:31:23.220 --> 00:31:27.140
Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Logan's done that in the

00:31:27.140 --> 00:31:31.819
WWE. Yes, that's true. Good point. Just come

00:31:31.819 --> 00:31:35.119
in and was just handed the title shot. Yeah,

00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:39.240
I mean, how can I motherfuck that? You know,

00:31:39.259 --> 00:31:41.599
yeah, I agree with it. If I was a fighter, I'd

00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:43.160
be like pissed too and going, man, you know,

00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:45.559
that guy's not, he's not doing shit, you know,

00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:47.819
and there he is, you know, making all this money.

00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.559
Well, he was smart enough to figure out how to

00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:55.259
make something out of nothing. It's all in the

00:31:55.259 --> 00:31:59.990
name. Yeah, it is. It is. So Jake Paul, I probably

00:31:59.990 --> 00:32:02.190
would believe he couldn't fight Butterbean because,

00:32:02.269 --> 00:32:04.289
like I said, I read up on it and there's no way

00:32:04.289 --> 00:32:06.470
Butterbean, he would never get sanctioned, number

00:32:06.470 --> 00:32:09.190
one. Number two, Butterbean just couldn't do

00:32:09.190 --> 00:32:14.690
it. But Kenzie Morrison, respectable name. He

00:32:14.690 --> 00:32:18.089
is somewhat of a royalty name, if you would say.

00:32:18.190 --> 00:32:20.849
I mean, you know, Tommy Morrison, problem with

00:32:20.849 --> 00:32:24.309
him is, is he partied too much? He may have been

00:32:24.309 --> 00:32:28.970
a very long -tenured. very good world champion,

00:32:29.130 --> 00:32:32.009
but he never had enough discipline. Never had

00:32:32.009 --> 00:32:35.750
enough discipline to stay practicing. And then

00:32:35.750 --> 00:32:37.690
you have people like Michael Bent that beat the

00:32:37.690 --> 00:32:40.410
shit out of him, who was a tomato can. And then

00:32:40.410 --> 00:32:43.569
the next time Michael Bent fought defending the

00:32:43.569 --> 00:32:47.069
title, he got his ass beat so bad that he had

00:32:47.069 --> 00:32:51.150
to leave boxing. And it was by a nobody. So,

00:32:51.190 --> 00:32:53.789
you know what happened there? Tommy Morrison.

00:32:54.509 --> 00:32:56.750
Was like, oh, that guy's a tomato can. And he

00:32:56.750 --> 00:32:59.210
partied all weekend. And then he went in there

00:32:59.210 --> 00:33:01.750
hungover. He couldn't move very well. And Michael

00:33:01.750 --> 00:33:05.630
Bent beat the shit out of him. And then he lost

00:33:05.630 --> 00:33:07.970
his fight that he was going to fight. Lennox

00:33:07.970 --> 00:33:14.220
Lewis, I believe, wasn't it? Yeah, it could have

00:33:14.220 --> 00:33:16.000
been Riddick Bowe, but I think it was Lennox

00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.940
Lewis. He had that all set up. And then when

00:33:18.940 --> 00:33:21.119
he finally did get a chance to fight, I think

00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:24.680
it was Lennox Lewis. After he straightened out

00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:27.200
and won a few fights and stuff, and he was the

00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:28.940
great white hope, so he got a little bit more

00:33:28.940 --> 00:33:31.099
of a chance than some guys did. You know, like

00:33:31.099 --> 00:33:34.259
a Ray Mercer, you know, when he lost, he had

00:33:34.259 --> 00:33:37.539
a hard time getting back in it. But Tommy Morrison

00:33:37.539 --> 00:33:39.900
was kind of granted a little bit because he was

00:33:39.900 --> 00:33:42.569
a great white hope. And I don't mean demeaning

00:33:42.569 --> 00:33:44.609
by that. You know, I'm considered white during

00:33:44.609 --> 00:33:46.710
the wintertime. No, actually, I'm considered

00:33:46.710 --> 00:33:52.289
white all the time. But so let me think of how

00:33:52.289 --> 00:33:56.099
to. OK, he was kind of branded like this guy

00:33:56.099 --> 00:33:59.200
can sell a lot. So he was kind of glad handed

00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:02.900
a little bit by the WBO and the WBC. And they

00:34:02.900 --> 00:34:04.940
kind of, you know, they were getting ready to

00:34:04.940 --> 00:34:07.660
give him a fight with Lennox Lewis after he came

00:34:07.660 --> 00:34:10.019
back from the bent blowout. You know, when he

00:34:10.019 --> 00:34:13.360
he got the NWO belt, I believe it was. No, it

00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:18.179
wasn't NWO. No. NCO, NBO or something like that,

00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:20.599
National Boxing Organization or something like

00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:24.500
that. He got that belt and then he lost it. Well,

00:34:24.539 --> 00:34:27.199
then he didn't have the belt, but he was coming

00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.579
up against the title of Lennox Lewis, I believe,

00:34:29.699 --> 00:34:34.559
wasn't it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. And

00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:38.119
that's when he contracted AIDS. And when they

00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:41.639
did the blood tests, Las Vegas said, nah, we're

00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.380
not sanctioning this. You have AIDS, or not AIDS,

00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.679
but HIV. And then all this sad stuff happened

00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:50.320
where Tommy Morrison refused to admit he had

00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:54.099
HIV. He said it was a false positive because

00:34:54.099 --> 00:35:01.219
of steroids. And that wasn't the case. He passed

00:35:01.219 --> 00:35:04.800
away from AIDS because he ignored it, believing

00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:09.280
it was not true. And it's too bad because he

00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:11.000
probably could have still been alive with all

00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:16.059
the advances they have. You know, but anyhow,

00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:19.179
you know, that was I'd love to see Kenzie do

00:35:19.179 --> 00:35:22.079
it, you know, because he's kind of he's kind

00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:25.699
of got royal blood, if you will. So anyhow. All

00:35:25.699 --> 00:35:27.659
right. Let's take our first break. I have a couple

00:35:27.659 --> 00:35:30.179
of emails. Not a whole lot since we podcasted

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:32.480
last night. Not a whole lot of room in between

00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:36.820
there. Anyhow, I'll be right back or we'll be

00:35:36.820 --> 00:35:48.159
right back. Jam X. What the hell happened? You

00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:54.039
were the generation of change. You never wanted

00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:59.559
to be one of them. Apathy spoke for you. Fuck

00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:04.139
the man. Fuck the system. What the hell happened?

00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:08.980
The generation of angst? The generation of noncompliance?

00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:14.099
is now buying a boat? You're really fed up to

00:36:14.099 --> 00:36:17.579
kill someone who dangled a dollar near you? Great

00:36:17.579 --> 00:36:23.760
job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Your mama's so

00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.139
stupid, she thought lightsabers were less calories.

00:36:27.699 --> 00:36:31.800
Two douchebags and a microphone, says. You ever

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:33.920
dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake

00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:38.079
up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking. Have

00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.280
you ever wondered what something is about? Have

00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:42.159
you ever looked at something and said, hey, I

00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.179
wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have

00:36:45.179 --> 00:36:50.239
we. That's why we give you The Origin of. The

00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:52.800
Origin of Underwear. The earliest evidence of

00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:56.119
underwear dates back to 4400 B .C. in the Bardarian

00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:59.400
culture of Egypt. Loincloths. The first underwear

00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.500
prototypes were loincloths, called shenti, made

00:37:02.500 --> 00:37:05.099
from woven materials like cotton and flax that

00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:07.199
are held up by a belt and worn at the waist.

00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:10.059
Panties, the earliest known underwear that resembles

00:37:10.059 --> 00:37:12.420
modern panties, were made from linen and leather.

00:37:12.739 --> 00:37:15.480
Linen was used for everyday use, while leather

00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:17.980
panties were used by women when they were menstruating.

00:37:26.380 --> 00:37:34.579
Batman would look ridiculous solving crime on

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:40.239
a sunny day. This is Joshua Belmont, your food

00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:43.139
for thought man on the hustle. So I just realized

00:37:43.139 --> 00:37:45.920
a genius that gets absolutely no credit. His

00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:48.460
name is Marshall Taylor. He is credited with

00:37:48.460 --> 00:37:50.519
the first bag of salad mix that was bagged and

00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:55.000
sold. Yesterday was his birthday. I believe he

00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.599
is still alive. This guy's genius will never

00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.900
be fully appreciated. Before this man, we settled

00:38:00.900 --> 00:38:03.320
for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons

00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:06.300
and some cheese. Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with

00:38:06.300 --> 00:38:09.699
that? Hell no. He realized that Billy Americana

00:38:09.699 --> 00:38:11.679
would never go out and buy a couple of radishes,

00:38:11.860 --> 00:38:14.119
a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage,

00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:16.940
maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine

00:38:16.940 --> 00:38:20.820
bladders for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should

00:38:20.820 --> 00:38:25.420
have a national holiday. Two Dishbags and Microphone

00:38:25.420 --> 00:38:28.099
is the only podcast available anywhere with gusto.

00:38:28.539 --> 00:38:32.280
That's right, I said gusto. Gusto is a magical

00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:34.900
ingredient in Schlitz beer that makes it so damn

00:38:34.900 --> 00:38:37.969
delicious. So enjoy a little gust over your podcast

00:38:37.969 --> 00:38:42.309
today. Hey, if you're a fan of paying way too

00:38:42.309 --> 00:38:44.769
much for trinkets and food, well, your wish is

00:38:44.769 --> 00:38:47.329
coming true. Kansas City International Airport

00:38:47.329 --> 00:38:50.789
Guest Pass program is starting today. Yes, you

00:38:50.789 --> 00:38:53.050
too could overspend on workless trinkets and

00:38:53.050 --> 00:38:56.929
$15 cups of coffee. Want to buy a $50 cheap T

00:38:56.929 --> 00:38:59.570
-shirt that has KC Western Auto Building image

00:38:59.570 --> 00:39:02.829
on it? We got you covered. Want a barbecue sauce

00:39:02.829 --> 00:39:05.989
gift pack? No problem. Just a mere $40 and you're

00:39:05.989 --> 00:39:08.630
first born. Hurry. You know rubes are jumping

00:39:08.630 --> 00:39:12.469
all over to get to this complete ripoff. Because

00:39:12.469 --> 00:39:19.630
people are cheap. Because people are cheap. Two

00:39:19.630 --> 00:39:26.849
douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark here in Kansas

00:39:26.849 --> 00:39:38.510
City at the Talk is Cheap studio. Not quite in

00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:42.570
the current duck blind studio, but right next

00:39:42.570 --> 00:39:47.670
door, right? Yeah, yeah. My son's crashing on

00:39:47.670 --> 00:39:52.130
the studio floor. They're actually cleaning his

00:39:52.130 --> 00:39:54.510
apartment today. He's getting ready to move in

00:39:54.510 --> 00:39:58.309
his apartment upstairs. Oh, very cool. Yeah.

00:39:58.929 --> 00:40:00.670
Do you think you're going to be beating on the

00:40:00.670 --> 00:40:02.829
ceiling telling him to quiet it down at like

00:40:02.829 --> 00:40:10.300
10? Oh, okay. All right. Fair enough. He probably

00:40:10.300 --> 00:40:15.440
doesn't listen, does he? He's like any son, no.

00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:18.000
No. Okay. All right. Well, you can just tell

00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:19.719
him yourself then instead of him hearing this.

00:40:22.380 --> 00:40:24.820
I got some emails here. Are you ready for them?

00:40:25.780 --> 00:40:29.019
Sure. Okay. Hey, guys. What is the chance I have

00:40:29.019 --> 00:40:31.599
in Collins? I'd love to bring up subjects I think

00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:33.500
are interesting. Jerry in New Orleans. And I

00:40:33.500 --> 00:40:36.239
had three others over the last... Three weeks.

00:40:37.900 --> 00:40:44.480
We will. I'm not sure when. But we will. And

00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.460
this is going to require, like, giving people

00:40:46.460 --> 00:40:49.239
notice and letting them know when we're on. And

00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:51.380
usually it's going to be Wednesday or Sunday

00:40:51.380 --> 00:40:55.000
nights, generally. Or no, Tuesday and Sunday

00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:58.360
nights, not Wednesday. Or usually our podcast

00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:02.650
times at 8 o 'clock. So, if you hear this, this

00:41:02.650 --> 00:41:05.190
is fair warning when we do have the capabilities

00:41:05.190 --> 00:41:08.610
of having people call in. The problem that I

00:41:08.610 --> 00:41:11.929
have right now is this right here. I can take

00:41:11.929 --> 00:41:15.070
calls and split them on my phone and go three

00:41:15.070 --> 00:41:18.070
-way calling. The Bluetooth is the one that can't

00:41:18.070 --> 00:41:20.769
handle that. The Bluetooth flips out and goes

00:41:20.769 --> 00:41:22.750
back and forth, and then one person's off, one

00:41:22.750 --> 00:41:25.570
person's on. There's got to be a way to do it.

00:41:25.570 --> 00:41:29.210
Oh, what? The Bluetooth flips out just with me.

00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:34.139
Yes. So there's got to be a way to do it. As

00:41:34.139 --> 00:41:36.079
soon as I figure it out, we'll probably start

00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:39.159
doing that because, I mean, not just the last

00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:41.380
three weeks, but periodically I've been getting

00:41:41.380 --> 00:41:43.360
calls from people that want to call in, and I

00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:44.719
think that would be cool. What do you think?

00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:49.800
Yeah, that'd be great. I mean, Rob used to call

00:41:49.800 --> 00:42:06.210
in. Oh, okay. I could do that. Yeah, if you ever

00:42:06.210 --> 00:42:09.949
have a guest. Until we get going bigger, you

00:42:09.949 --> 00:42:11.949
know. Yeah, I mean, look, it's all a work in

00:42:11.949 --> 00:42:15.409
progress, and it's also a spare time hobby. You

00:42:15.409 --> 00:42:17.630
know, it's not like we're making money or nothing

00:42:17.630 --> 00:42:21.590
like that. So, you know, we're trying. We're

00:42:21.590 --> 00:42:24.750
getting there, you know. So, anyhow, thanks for

00:42:24.750 --> 00:42:27.269
wanting to do that, though. Everybody over the

00:42:27.269 --> 00:42:30.110
last few years that have written in, thank you.

00:42:30.889 --> 00:42:35.730
and we'll get to it sometime. Hey, guys, I will

00:42:35.730 --> 00:42:38.130
never take Mark's side. Clint in Clarksville.

00:42:39.190 --> 00:42:43.489
Okay, I accept that. What about you, Rob? I accept

00:42:43.489 --> 00:42:47.030
it, too. Okay. All right, Clint, we are not partners

00:42:47.030 --> 00:42:50.849
in crime. Oh, geez, oh, golly, oh, shucks. Actually,

00:42:51.030 --> 00:42:54.670
we kind of figured that. Yeah, yeah. Evidently,

00:42:54.670 --> 00:42:57.010
you don't understand parody, you know, where

00:42:57.010 --> 00:42:59.710
something's kind of a joke, but you act like

00:42:59.710 --> 00:43:05.079
it's not. You know, that stuff. Yeah. Okay, now

00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:08.500
taking away the Narcan is not a joke. Yeah, I'm

00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:12.079
going to start taking it away again. Yeah. He

00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:17.820
must carry his own. Alright, Mark. Yeah, I bet

00:43:17.820 --> 00:43:19.280
you he does. He probably has a little thing in

00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:23.480
Narcan. Probably next to his glue that he sniffs.

00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:28.420
What else? Yeah, his butt plugs. Yeah, probably

00:43:28.420 --> 00:43:31.630
in there. In the same baggie. Yeah. Out in front

00:43:31.630 --> 00:43:33.550
of Dollar General with his little cup that he

00:43:33.550 --> 00:43:38.449
has for spare change. All right. Mark, I'm really

00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:40.590
loving some of the newer segments you're expanding.

00:43:41.110 --> 00:43:44.750
Matt and Clearwater, thank you. Thank you. Yes.

00:43:44.969 --> 00:43:47.829
I want to hear Rob's opinion of the two newer

00:43:47.829 --> 00:43:50.389
ones that I've had. I mean, they're completely

00:43:50.389 --> 00:43:52.489
different than stuff I've done before, and they

00:43:52.489 --> 00:43:55.230
don't even necessarily have a title. They're

00:43:55.230 --> 00:43:57.869
almost like parody opinion pieces, but actually

00:43:57.869 --> 00:44:00.119
a lot of truth in them. So I just want to hear

00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:02.579
what people think. Matt, thank you. I'm not sure

00:44:02.579 --> 00:44:05.320
which ones you're talking about, but I have put

00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:07.260
newer segments in a lot of them here lately.

00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:09.659
You know, instead of doing an island of horrible

00:44:09.659 --> 00:44:11.840
jokes, doing a couple more of those, a couple

00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.760
of first world problems, I've went in other directions.

00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:17.300
And then also, if you're talking about like the

00:44:17.300 --> 00:44:19.360
music news and all that, that's going to expand

00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:21.500
because there's going to be like little odd news

00:44:21.500 --> 00:44:24.019
stories and different stuff like that coming

00:44:24.019 --> 00:44:28.510
up too. And I think, Rob, I think we decided

00:44:28.510 --> 00:44:33.050
that we're going to expand on a technical description

00:44:33.050 --> 00:44:38.250
guy. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I think that's one

00:44:38.250 --> 00:44:39.630
of the ones we talked about, and we're like,

00:44:39.650 --> 00:44:42.570
we like that one a lot. We like music news a

00:44:42.570 --> 00:44:46.309
lot. We also like a couple of characters that

00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:52.880
we like a little bit better. So thank you. You

00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:54.619
guys need a female president on the podcast.

00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:57.380
I'm willing to give it a try on a show, Liz in

00:44:57.380 --> 00:44:59.440
Florida. This goes back to being able to do it.

00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:06.019
Liz, write in. And when we get the capabilities,

00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:10.340
write back. Or we'll have the number. You know

00:45:10.340 --> 00:45:11.860
what? When we get the capabilities, we'll just

00:45:11.860 --> 00:45:14.639
give out the number. But right now, we don't

00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:17.599
have the capabilities. So, you know, it's still

00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:20.400
on hold here. But Liz, when we give out the number,

00:45:20.519 --> 00:45:23.469
call in. We'll have you as a sidekick. We'll

00:45:23.469 --> 00:45:25.909
see how it goes, man. I wouldn't be opposed to

00:45:25.909 --> 00:45:30.469
that, would you? Me? No, I'd enjoy it. Yeah,

00:45:30.530 --> 00:45:32.389
I think it'd be great to get a female presence

00:45:32.389 --> 00:45:35.969
on here. Just, you know, maybe shut us down when

00:45:35.969 --> 00:45:38.550
we need shut down. Maybe encourage us a little

00:45:38.550 --> 00:45:42.030
bit when we need to, you know. You'll get your

00:45:42.030 --> 00:45:44.449
ass kicked is what you'll get. Oh, I'm sure.

00:45:44.590 --> 00:45:47.130
I'm sure. But that'll be part of the fun. That'll

00:45:47.130 --> 00:45:49.309
be part of the fun. There'll be a lot of guys

00:45:49.309 --> 00:45:51.230
out there going, man, I'm glad that loud mouth

00:45:51.230 --> 00:45:55.429
is getting his ass kicked. So, hey, you guys

00:45:55.429 --> 00:45:57.829
don't have to do a top seven concerts. Give me

00:45:57.829 --> 00:45:59.449
a couple of days and I'll come up with a better

00:45:59.449 --> 00:46:04.670
list. Ronnie in Tulsa, the Tulsa King. Ronnie,

00:46:04.670 --> 00:46:07.010
we don't mind doing it. We already discussed

00:46:07.010 --> 00:46:12.530
it. He probably sent this before he listened

00:46:12.530 --> 00:46:14.630
to the show because I just posted the show this

00:46:14.630 --> 00:46:17.260
morning. I got the email, I think. This morning.

00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:20.420
So he probably didn't hear it yet. We're going

00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:24.019
to do the top seven concerts again. I don't mind

00:46:24.019 --> 00:46:30.019
that, do you? No, no, because like I said last

00:46:30.019 --> 00:46:33.179
night, I just went to this concert Saturday night,

00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:36.400
and it's going to have to be on my list. Yeah.

00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:40.500
So, you know, the list is going to change. Yeah,

00:46:40.500 --> 00:46:43.440
so it's still a great list and a great question,

00:46:43.539 --> 00:46:46.800
so don't, you know, it's cool. To be honest,

00:46:47.059 --> 00:46:50.960
every list that we do, we could do again because

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:53.659
every list will be different because we take

00:46:53.659 --> 00:46:59.039
so many afterwards. Ronnie, write some lists

00:46:59.039 --> 00:47:01.420
that we did before that you want to revisit and

00:47:01.420 --> 00:47:04.219
we'll be more than willing to do that. Okay.

00:47:06.780 --> 00:47:11.159
Yeah, yep, more homework. That's the end of the

00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:13.199
emails because I really didn't get that many

00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:16.579
because it's only been like a day. So, Rob, I

00:47:16.579 --> 00:47:21.179
turn it to you. All right. President Donald Trump

00:47:21.179 --> 00:47:25.300
has unveiled a new line of fragrances. Now on

00:47:25.300 --> 00:47:31.019
sale through GetTrumpFragrances .com. Okay. Yeah,

00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:35.539
you heard me right. The products include Fight,

00:47:35.619 --> 00:47:41.039
Fight, Fight. 47 colognes for men and fight,

00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:44.800
fight, fight and victory 47 perfumes for women.

00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:50.320
The scents described as a rally cry in a bottle

00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.980
are being promoted as luxury limited edition

00:47:53.980 --> 00:47:56.980
items built around Trump's image and legacy.

00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:00.639
The release confirmed in a product announcement

00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:04.179
and echoed in a post by the president on his

00:48:04.179 --> 00:48:09.630
social Marks the latest in a series of branded

00:48:09.630 --> 00:48:13.849
merchandise offered under the Trump name. The

00:48:13.849 --> 00:48:16.929
fragrances are available for immediate purchase.

00:48:17.170 --> 00:48:21.690
The prices for the Victory 47 edition set at

00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:26.369
$249 a bottle. According to the website, the

00:48:26.369 --> 00:48:30.090
products embody themes of resilience, victory,

00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:34.289
power, and confidence. With packaging that features

00:48:34.289 --> 00:48:37.769
the President's likeness and symbolic... gestures

00:48:37.769 --> 00:48:44.750
such as a raised fist or golden statue wow um

00:48:44.750 --> 00:48:49.190
um rob i don't know if you know the answer to

00:48:49.190 --> 00:48:51.230
this or not but what i would like to know is

00:48:51.230 --> 00:48:55.309
this is donald trump behind this or did he just

00:48:55.309 --> 00:49:09.710
sell the idea to somebody Yeah, because I bet

00:49:09.710 --> 00:49:12.409
you anything, someone came up to him with the

00:49:12.409 --> 00:49:16.190
idea. He said, I love it. And they gave him a

00:49:16.190 --> 00:49:17.769
certain amount of money, and he went with it.

00:49:18.449 --> 00:49:21.650
Oh, he's backing it. He is? Okay. President Donald

00:49:21.650 --> 00:49:26.969
Trump wrote on True Social Monday, Trump fragrances

00:49:26.969 --> 00:49:33.090
are here. They're called Victory 45, 47, because

00:49:33.090 --> 00:49:35.670
they're all about winning, strength, and success

00:49:35.670 --> 00:49:41.119
for men. Have fun and keep winning. Regardless

00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:43.199
of how you feel about Trump, I love the thought

00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:47.460
of that, actually, because one of the most polarizing

00:49:47.460 --> 00:49:50.659
images that will forever be in American history

00:49:50.659 --> 00:49:55.079
will be his ear bleeding, the side of his face

00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:58.400
bleeding, and his fist in the air in defiance.

00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:01.460
Whether you love the guy or not, that was one

00:50:01.460 --> 00:50:05.800
of the most polarizing moments in history ever.

00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:11.820
So he's capitalizing on it. Why not? He's a businessman.

00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:16.400
So love him or hate him. Hell, I mean, you know,

00:50:16.420 --> 00:50:19.619
he's going to capitalize on it. And I see. I

00:50:19.619 --> 00:50:24.519
understand. So I probably would, too. So, all

00:50:24.519 --> 00:50:30.860
right. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Okay. Speaking

00:50:30.860 --> 00:50:34.380
of, you know, getting hit in the head with a

00:50:34.380 --> 00:50:38.139
bullet and stuff. You know, one hit in the head

00:50:38.139 --> 00:50:41.739
can knock you into a life of crime, according

00:50:41.739 --> 00:50:44.860
to a study that they've done a lot of research

00:50:44.860 --> 00:50:49.920
on. A new study suggests... Oh, go ahead. What?

00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:56.000
Oh, I just said, huh? Yeah. Well, I'll go into

00:50:56.000 --> 00:50:58.679
it in a minute. Because some of the stuff it

00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.760
says, I've seen. I know people that have been

00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:05.440
affected by it. And I'll describe it here in

00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:08.679
a minute. A new study suggests that damage to

00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:10.820
a key part of the brain involved in judgment

00:51:10.820 --> 00:51:13.860
and emotional regulation could explain why people

00:51:13.860 --> 00:51:16.699
suddenly begin displaying violent or criminal

00:51:16.699 --> 00:51:20.179
behavior. The findings support earlier research

00:51:20.179 --> 00:51:22.860
showing that head injuries are far more common

00:51:22.860 --> 00:51:25.800
in U .S. prison population than among the general

00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:28.860
public. You see, I had another idea why they

00:51:28.860 --> 00:51:36.260
had head injuries. But maybe not. You didn't

00:51:36.260 --> 00:51:38.039
get where I'm going with that, did you? Yeah.

00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:42.840
Okay, you did. Okay. All right. This work could

00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:45.880
have real -world implications for both medicine

00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:48.980
and the law, said Dr. Christopher M. Philly.

00:51:49.860 --> 00:51:53.320
It might be Philly, F -I -L -L -E -Y, whichever

00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:56.420
one it is. I'm going to call him Philly. Professor

00:51:56.420 --> 00:52:00.260
of Neurology at the University of Colorado School

00:52:00.260 --> 00:52:02.639
of Medicine and co -author of the new study.

00:52:03.260 --> 00:52:06.159
Doctors may be able to better identify at -risk

00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:08.579
patients and offer effective early interventions,

00:52:08.739 --> 00:52:11.460
he added, and courts might need to consider brain

00:52:11.460 --> 00:52:13.920
damage when evaluating criminal responsibility.

00:52:14.900 --> 00:52:18.019
Philly's team examined brain scans for 17 people

00:52:18.019 --> 00:52:20.940
who began committing crimes after suffering head

00:52:20.940 --> 00:52:23.659
trauma caused by strokes, tumors, or traumatic

00:52:23.659 --> 00:52:29.539
brain injuries. TBIs are no joke. I know two

00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:32.860
people. They've had severe TBIs, traumatic brain

00:52:32.860 --> 00:52:36.539
injuries, closed head injuries. One due to a

00:52:36.539 --> 00:52:40.619
motorcycle wreck and another one due to a log

00:52:40.619 --> 00:52:45.139
hitting the person on the head, a huge log. And

00:52:45.139 --> 00:52:49.480
both of them never had depression before in their

00:52:49.480 --> 00:52:52.179
life. After that they did. Their personality

00:52:52.179 --> 00:52:56.420
changed considerably. And not just a little,

00:52:56.500 --> 00:53:02.780
I mean considerably. TBIs are no joke, and I

00:53:02.780 --> 00:53:05.800
could see how this could correlate to something

00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:10.880
like this. One of my friends used to care, and

00:53:10.880 --> 00:53:12.679
he doesn't anymore. He has some health issues,

00:53:12.699 --> 00:53:16.059
and he doesn't do anything about them. That is

00:53:16.059 --> 00:53:19.480
a direct result of the TBIs, in my opinion, from

00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:24.840
what I've seen. Philly's team examined brain

00:53:24.840 --> 00:53:27.420
scans from 17 people who began committing crimes

00:53:27.420 --> 00:53:30.550
after suffering head trauma. like I said, by

00:53:30.550 --> 00:53:34.469
TBI strokes and tumors. Then they compared those

00:53:34.469 --> 00:53:37.510
scans to over 700 other people with different

00:53:37.510 --> 00:53:40.789
neurological issues, such as memory loss or depression.

00:53:41.510 --> 00:53:43.769
The researchers found that the brain's right

00:53:43.769 --> 00:53:46.070
chamber was the most consistently injured area

00:53:46.070 --> 00:53:48.849
among individuals who engaged in criminal behavior.

00:53:49.230 --> 00:53:51.969
This part of the brain located in the right chamber

00:53:51.969 --> 00:53:56.110
is, and hang on here, my paper is sticking together,

00:53:56.110 --> 00:54:01.380
so bear with me here. a white matter pathway

00:54:01.380 --> 00:54:05.619
that serves as a cable connecting regions that

00:54:05.619 --> 00:54:10.099
govern emotion and decision making, Philly explained.

00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:13.539
When that connection is disrupted on the right

00:54:13.539 --> 00:54:16.360
side, a person's ability to regulate emotions

00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:18.920
and make moral choices may be severely impaired,

00:54:19.099 --> 00:54:22.000
he added. Past research has shown that people

00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:24.280
with a history of traumatic brain injuries are

00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:28.320
more likely to struggle with depression. Substance

00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:33.500
abuse, aggression, and antisocial behavior. Check,

00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:35.739
check, check, and check from the people I know.

00:54:35.860 --> 00:54:38.440
They also have a higher likelihood of acting

00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:40.980
out sexually and lacking self -restraint. I don't

00:54:40.980 --> 00:54:44.440
know about that. Studies also show that incarcerated

00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:47.039
populations are significantly more inappropriate

00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:50.219
thoughts and behaviors, even if they make a full

00:54:50.219 --> 00:54:54.179
congenitive recovery. A Centers for Disease Control

00:54:54.179 --> 00:54:56.619
and Prevention report estimates that between

00:54:56.619 --> 00:55:00.440
25 % and 87 % of inmates in the U .S. prisons

00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:03.400
and jails have experienced a head injury or TBI

00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:09.599
compared to just 8 .5 % of the general public.

00:55:10.059 --> 00:55:13.559
And that's one hell of a difference, 87 % to

00:55:13.559 --> 00:55:17.760
8 .5%. I think there's probably something there.

00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:22.360
What do you think, Rob? That doesn't sound like

00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:26.800
yourself. Yeah. So a growing number of defense

00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:31.460
attorneys on criminal behavior. We're seeing

00:55:31.460 --> 00:55:33.880
way more of it in the courts than we used to,

00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:36.599
and I think that's going to continue. Judge Morris

00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:39.559
B. Hoffman at Colorado's second judicial court

00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:43.699
told Discover Magazine. An analysis found more

00:55:43.699 --> 00:55:46.579
than 2 ,000 recorded legal opinions between 2005

00:55:46.579 --> 00:55:49.420
and 2015 in which criminal defendants in the

00:55:49.420 --> 00:55:52.099
U .S. used neuroscience as part of their defense.

00:55:52.500 --> 00:55:55.059
Roughly 20 % of those who presented this kind

00:55:55.059 --> 00:55:57.900
of evidence earned some form of favorable outcome,

00:55:58.179 --> 00:56:00.739
whether it was a new hearing, a reversal, or

00:56:00.739 --> 00:56:04.320
even a more lenient deadline to file legal paperwork.

00:56:04.780 --> 00:56:12.530
There is more, but like I said, What I know about

00:56:12.530 --> 00:56:16.110
it, it covered in that article. Now, they're

00:56:16.110 --> 00:56:20.610
not into criminal behavior, but they are depressed.

00:56:22.250 --> 00:56:26.570
And they do, you know, they do have a completely

00:56:26.570 --> 00:56:29.969
different personality than they used to. And

00:56:29.969 --> 00:56:33.489
it sucks. And both people are quite a bit different

00:56:33.489 --> 00:56:36.070
than the one that I knew. Still love them. Still

00:56:36.070 --> 00:56:38.489
get along with them well. but their personality

00:56:38.489 --> 00:56:40.829
is quite a bit different, and it's quite upsetting

00:56:40.829 --> 00:56:45.530
sometimes. Right. Yeah. So, Rob, after that little

00:56:45.530 --> 00:56:51.429
Buzz Killington, your turn. Okay. A Louisiana

00:56:51.429 --> 00:56:55.130
man's ocean fishing trip turned life -threatening

00:56:55.130 --> 00:56:58.130
after he was impaled in the throat and skull

00:56:58.130 --> 00:57:04.769
base by a fish. Oh. Yeah. It's a good one. Okay.

00:57:09.639 --> 00:57:12.760
just landed a 60 -pound white marlin off the

00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:16.639
coast when things went sideways. As he leaned

00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:19.659
over the edge of the boat to unhook the fish,

00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:23.159
it thrashed violently and lost its sharp bill

00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:27.579
straight into his mouth. The force knocked...

00:57:27.579 --> 00:57:36.119
Yeah. The bill of the fish went straight into

00:57:36.119 --> 00:57:44.820
his mouth. That is crazy. The force knocked him

00:57:44.820 --> 00:57:48.019
backward, and he initially felt a static pain

00:57:48.019 --> 00:57:52.039
in his neck that radiated down his spine, according

00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:55.519
to a case report published by the Journal of

00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:58.820
Emergency Medicine. He was rushed to the hospital

00:57:58.820 --> 00:58:02.360
by boat and helicopter, arriving with severe

00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:06.059
neck pain, stiffness, and blood in his mouth.

00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:18.570
Doctors initially spied... Okay. Still something

00:58:18.570 --> 00:59:10.269
didn't set right. Surgeons had to make an additional

00:59:10.269 --> 00:59:14.449
decision about his top vertebrae to extract it

00:59:14.449 --> 00:59:59.039
safely. Once removed... Yeah. You think he'll

00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:03.519
ever go fishing again? I know I wouldn't. I wouldn't

01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:12.360
either. What a weird happening. Jeez. I wonder

01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:15.019
what the odds in that would be, if you could

01:00:15.019 --> 01:00:20.260
bet on it. One in three billion, maybe? Something

01:00:20.260 --> 01:00:22.559
like that. It would have to be something astronomical.

01:00:23.469 --> 01:00:25.769
If I was him, I'd play the lottery. I mean, you

01:00:25.769 --> 01:00:28.489
know, the yin and yang of luck. That's such bad

01:00:28.489 --> 01:00:31.309
luck. If he plays a lottery ticket, he's probably

01:00:31.309 --> 01:00:35.190
going to win $50 million. Damn, walked out of

01:00:35.190 --> 01:00:41.750
the hospital eight days later. Wow. Wow. All

01:00:41.750 --> 01:00:47.329
right, thank you, Rob. According to this lady,

01:00:47.489 --> 01:00:51.309
yes, crew members do have sex in the cockpit,

01:00:51.510 --> 01:00:54.889
flight attendant. Confesses. The plane is on

01:00:54.889 --> 01:00:57.650
autopilot. They're doing the deed at 30 ,000

01:00:57.650 --> 01:01:01.170
feet, she claims. While frequent flyers are sitting

01:01:01.170 --> 01:01:04.650
back and enjoying the ride, freaky wingmen are

01:01:04.650 --> 01:01:07.329
too. This is according to an in -flight insider

01:01:07.329 --> 01:01:10.150
who claims captains and crew members secretly

01:01:10.150 --> 01:01:15.849
have sex in the sky. Um, that wouldn't surprise

01:01:15.849 --> 01:01:20.150
me. Would that surprise you, Rob? Yeah, I don't

01:01:20.150 --> 01:01:24.510
know. Captains are eccentric. And flight attendants,

01:01:24.530 --> 01:01:29.289
let me see, what would be a good word to use?

01:01:31.130 --> 01:01:39.409
Free? Are free? Carefree? Yeah. Partiers? Happy

01:01:39.409 --> 01:01:42.650
-go -lucky? I can see this happening. I can see

01:01:42.650 --> 01:01:45.510
it happening very easy. Here's how pilots and

01:01:45.510 --> 01:01:47.510
flight attendants join the Mile High Club while

01:01:47.510 --> 01:01:49.429
they're on the clock and you're in the passenger

01:01:49.429 --> 01:01:53.960
seats. begin Sierra Mist and experience Air Hostess

01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:58.059
in a jaw -dropping vid. The NSFW know it all

01:01:58.059 --> 01:02:02.860
explained. So, there's a at least two pilots

01:02:02.860 --> 01:02:05.639
in the flight deck, and there has to be at least

01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:07.860
two people in the flight deck at all times on

01:02:07.860 --> 01:02:10.920
the flight. If a pilot is hungry or has to pee,

01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:13.420
he has to come out of the flight deck, but a

01:02:13.420 --> 01:02:15.900
flight attendant has to go in there to replace

01:02:15.900 --> 01:02:18.760
him at Mist, and that's how plans of initiation

01:02:19.710 --> 01:02:23.250
to join the Mile High Club are activated. A pilot

01:02:23.250 --> 01:02:27.909
and flight attendant. Miss explained that aviators

01:02:27.909 --> 01:02:29.989
and flight attendants often join the Mile High

01:02:29.989 --> 01:02:32.369
Club when one of the co -pilots steps out of

01:02:32.369 --> 01:02:35.809
the flight deck. The mid -air romps, which are

01:02:35.809 --> 01:02:38.489
not officially considered illegal offenses, so

01:02:38.489 --> 01:02:41.809
there you go. They're not considered legal. So,

01:02:41.829 --> 01:02:45.570
I mean, if no one tells, I mean, I doubt if they

01:02:45.570 --> 01:02:47.150
even get fired over it. I mean, there's not enough

01:02:47.150 --> 01:02:51.920
pilots anyhow, you know. So, um, the midair ROMs,

01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:54.300
which are officially considered, uh, officially

01:02:54.300 --> 01:02:57.380
not considered illegal offenses have been deemed

01:02:57.380 --> 01:03:00.219
icky by flight attendants and such, uh, Suzanne

01:03:00.219 --> 01:03:03.280
Beckham, who's caught couples getting in on in

01:03:03.280 --> 01:03:08.199
filthy aircraft bathrooms and seats beneath blanket

01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:12.739
between blankets. Um, Isn't that like a big deal

01:03:12.739 --> 01:03:15.860
if you do that, Rob? Isn't that like has something

01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:17.780
to do with the Patriot Act or something where

01:03:17.780 --> 01:03:21.820
you're interfering with a flight? I mean, pre

01:03:21.820 --> 01:03:24.300
-9 -11, I don't think it was that big of a deal.

01:03:24.380 --> 01:03:25.920
You'd probably get a slap on the hand, but now

01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:27.780
I think you're looking at jail time, aren't you?

01:03:28.219 --> 01:03:37.179
I believe. Yeah, I take you over now. Okay, that's

01:03:37.179 --> 01:03:40.219
what I thought. Yeah, I take... Oh, go ahead.

01:03:40.659 --> 01:03:43.179
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. I thought

01:03:43.179 --> 01:03:46.119
the Patriot Act or whatever they covered that

01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:48.860
in, I think it was the Patriot Act, had some

01:03:48.860 --> 01:03:52.940
very strong wording on stuff like that and kind

01:03:52.940 --> 01:03:56.320
of put it in the same class as, like, maybe terrorism,

01:03:56.519 --> 01:04:00.900
I think. Yeah, I think so, too. Myst, however,

01:04:01.059 --> 01:04:04.610
isn't dismayed by the risque display. The Skyway

01:04:04.610 --> 01:04:07.849
siren even teased that she's enjoyed some fun

01:04:07.849 --> 01:04:11.010
in the clouds during a shift or two. But for

01:04:11.010 --> 01:04:13.849
great sex on the fly, she says, aviators and

01:04:13.849 --> 01:04:16.570
attendants must adhere to the strict set of rules.

01:04:17.590 --> 01:04:20.090
Pilots in the cockpit, the flight attendant suggested

01:04:20.090 --> 01:04:23.349
that her fellow air people engage in mid -flight

01:04:23.349 --> 01:04:25.869
sex when flying on smooth routes with crew members

01:04:25.869 --> 01:04:29.070
they trust. So that would be like a Kansas City

01:04:29.070 --> 01:04:32.610
to Chicago. Or, no, probably a Kansas City to

01:04:32.610 --> 01:04:35.500
Dallas. Something like that. That would probably

01:04:35.500 --> 01:04:38.400
be the one that a lot of action happens on because

01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:41.599
that's pretty much an autopilot situation. There's

01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:44.320
usually not that much turbulence going to Dallas.

01:04:46.219 --> 01:04:48.519
It's a short flight. It's an hour and like 10

01:04:48.519 --> 01:04:51.760
minutes in the air at the most. That would be

01:04:51.760 --> 01:04:54.139
one. It'd be a fast, quick flight. That's usually

01:04:54.139 --> 01:05:00.150
pretty calm. Okay, number one, mislisted. Make

01:05:00.150 --> 01:05:02.230
sure you work with a crew that you can trust.

01:05:02.469 --> 01:05:05.210
Also know your plan to have sex. Number two,

01:05:05.250 --> 01:05:07.829
you pick a flight that you know has a route that's

01:05:07.829 --> 01:05:10.789
normally a smooth ride. Once you have those two

01:05:10.789 --> 01:05:14.210
things, the third one is super easy, the brunette

01:05:14.210 --> 01:05:16.730
assured. Have one pilot come out of the cockpit

01:05:16.730 --> 01:05:19.469
and one flight attendant go in. I've actually

01:05:19.469 --> 01:05:23.929
seen that before on planes. So, yeah, and I always

01:05:23.929 --> 01:05:26.210
wondered about that. I was like, I wonder why

01:05:26.210 --> 01:05:29.469
that, you know. How come one of the pilots came

01:05:29.469 --> 01:05:31.829
out and one of the, you know, crew members went

01:05:31.829 --> 01:05:34.489
in? I was always like, huh, what could they possibly

01:05:34.489 --> 01:05:38.010
be telling them that the other, you know, the

01:05:38.010 --> 01:05:45.010
other driver, you know, would know more about,

01:05:45.050 --> 01:05:46.750
you know, another pilot would know more about

01:05:46.750 --> 01:05:49.110
it, you know, of anything going on than a flight

01:05:49.110 --> 01:05:51.070
attendant, right? I mean, what's she doing telling

01:05:51.070 --> 01:05:53.250
how many cokes she gave out? Oh, yeah, we gave

01:05:53.250 --> 01:05:55.510
out 32, a couple of ginger ales and some coffee.

01:05:55.650 --> 01:05:58.329
You know, I... Yeah, so I wondered about that.

01:06:00.449 --> 01:06:03.329
Four social media viewers blame sexy flight crews

01:06:03.329 --> 01:06:06.670
for the recent uptick in plane crashes. And all

01:06:06.670 --> 01:06:09.630
the while, unsuspecting jet setters are cluelessly

01:06:09.630 --> 01:06:12.750
waiting for coffee service. Passengers have absolutely

01:06:12.750 --> 01:06:15.269
no idea what is going down in that flight deck,

01:06:15.369 --> 01:06:18.409
Miss Chuckled. The plane is on autopilot. Yep,

01:06:18.489 --> 01:06:21.050
I knew that would happen because a Kansas City

01:06:21.050 --> 01:06:24.210
to Dallas flight, they probably use autopilot

01:06:24.210 --> 01:06:27.139
anyhow, don't you think? Yeah, they probably

01:06:27.139 --> 01:06:33.320
would. Yeah. So, but her revelations did not

01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:37.539
surprise travelers at all. 89 % of them said

01:06:37.539 --> 01:06:42.820
they suspected it, and it was no shock. So, that's

01:06:42.820 --> 01:06:45.880
it for that one. You got something? Yeah, I do.

01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:51.159
Country star Keith Urban abruptly ended an Australian

01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:54.679
radio interview this week after hosts asked him

01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:59.340
an intimate question. Nicole Kidman, award -winning

01:06:59.340 --> 01:07:04.360
actress and Urban's wife of 19 years. Hayley

01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:10.420
Pearson and Max Buford of Mix 102 .3 in Adelaide,

01:07:10.500 --> 01:07:13.920
Australia, presented a question during their

01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:17.599
Wall of Truth, where they asked guests to answer

01:07:17.599 --> 01:07:20.960
a very tricky question, a deeply personal question,

01:07:21.059 --> 01:07:27.750
according to Rolling Stone. think when he sees

01:07:27.750 --> 01:07:31.170
his beautiful wife with beautiful younger men

01:07:31.170 --> 01:07:35.090
like Zach Efron having these beautiful love scenes

01:07:35.090 --> 01:07:40.489
on TV? Buford asked. After Peterson said she

01:07:40.489 --> 01:07:44.250
was uncomfortable posing the question. According

01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:47.210
to Rolling Stone, the musician and his team then

01:07:47.210 --> 01:08:24.949
disconnected from Zoom because they didn't Do

01:08:24.949 --> 01:08:27.109
you think that question's out of bounds? I don't.

01:08:29.949 --> 01:08:32.710
Honestly, I think I'd hang up, too. Seriously?

01:08:32.810 --> 01:08:36.090
Really? Yeah, I mean, you're getting into their

01:08:36.090 --> 01:08:39.470
personal life, you know? Yeah, I guess so. I

01:08:39.470 --> 01:08:42.029
guess so. You see, I kind of figured they'd been

01:08:42.029 --> 01:08:43.989
asked that a million times, is what I thought.

01:08:44.750 --> 01:08:47.569
Yeah, they've probably been asked it a million

01:08:47.569 --> 01:08:50.869
times, and it's probably something. I know I

01:08:50.869 --> 01:08:54.789
wouldn't want to face it if I was... in a relationship

01:08:54.789 --> 01:08:57.390
like that. Yeah, that would be rough to handle

01:08:57.390 --> 01:09:00.949
to sit there and go, oh, okay. It's bad not knowing

01:09:00.949 --> 01:09:03.949
it happens. You don't want to talk about it.

01:09:04.489 --> 01:09:06.590
Yeah, you would have to have a lot of trust in

01:09:06.590 --> 01:09:09.590
your partner, and that could be why so many Hollywood

01:09:09.590 --> 01:09:14.010
marriages fail. Well, that's why they've been

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:17.010
together 19 years. You know what? You're right.

01:09:17.130 --> 01:09:20.289
They have that trust. Yeah, you're right. You're

01:09:20.289 --> 01:09:28.430
right. Yep. Wow. Pretty cool. Did we take our

01:09:28.430 --> 01:09:32.789
second break or not, Rob? I can't remember. Hell,

01:09:32.789 --> 01:09:38.770
I don't remember. I don't think we did. Let's

01:09:38.770 --> 01:09:40.770
take our second break here real quick, okay?

01:09:41.630 --> 01:09:44.550
Okay. All right. We'll be right back. It's been

01:09:44.550 --> 01:09:48.550
a long week already, guys. It has. Jeez. Hey,

01:09:48.649 --> 01:09:51.449
my fellow heavy breathers. This is Dash Riptide.

01:09:52.170 --> 01:09:57.210
Your music news. Jakey Lee has an update on his

01:09:57.210 --> 01:09:59.710
would -be assassins. The gun was tied to two

01:09:59.710 --> 01:10:02.270
previous murders, Jakey Lee shares. The former

01:10:02.270 --> 01:10:04.369
Ozzy Osbourne guitarist confirms that suspects

01:10:04.369 --> 01:10:06.350
have been caught and will face sentencing in

01:10:06.350 --> 01:10:09.369
July. The 68 -year -old guitarist was best known

01:10:09.369 --> 01:10:11.710
for his tenure in Ozzy Osbourne between 1982

01:10:11.710 --> 01:10:15.029
and 1987. Previously revealed that he was shot

01:10:15.029 --> 01:10:17.590
multiple times while walking his dog in Las Vegas.

01:10:17.789 --> 01:10:20.600
Now, when a Facebook post shared last week, Lee

01:10:20.600 --> 01:10:23.000
says that justice is on the horizon. The two

01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:24.939
that shot me have been caught and face sentencing

01:10:24.939 --> 01:10:27.840
next month, he writes. The gun was tied to two

01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:30.340
previous murders, so my case is almost an afterthought.

01:10:30.520 --> 01:10:33.479
They're going bye -bye for a long time. On that

01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:36.619
happy thought, see you on TV. Jakey Lee also

01:10:36.619 --> 01:10:38.920
chimed in on why he is going to be a part of

01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:41.960
Ozzy's farewell performance on July 5th. Tom

01:10:41.960 --> 01:10:43.960
Morello called me, he said. There's going to

01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:46.239
be a thing. An original Sabbath performance in

01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:49.050
Ozzy Osbourne's final performance. I can't see

01:10:49.050 --> 01:10:51.569
this going on without Jakey Lee in there somewhere,

01:10:51.729 --> 01:10:54.390
he recalls. Lee, who played on hits like Bark

01:10:54.390 --> 01:10:56.350
at the Moon and Killer Giants during his stint

01:10:56.350 --> 01:10:59.289
with Ozzy Osbourne in the 80s, says he's excited

01:10:59.289 --> 01:11:01.850
about the upcoming show, both as a participant,

01:11:02.010 --> 01:11:04.670
as an audience member, even if he hasn't been

01:11:04.670 --> 01:11:07.250
in contact with Ozzy for years. It's a thrill

01:11:07.250 --> 01:11:09.189
to be a part of it, he says, and even more so

01:11:09.189 --> 01:11:12.270
for me to watch it. I hope Ozzy can get through

01:11:12.270 --> 01:11:15.329
it. I haven't spoke to him or seen him in decades.

01:11:16.060 --> 01:11:18.119
I really don't know what condition he's in, but

01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:20.560
he deserves a final farewell performance. No

01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:23.300
matter how he is or how well he is singing, he

01:11:23.300 --> 01:11:25.500
deserves to have that final farewell. I'm happy

01:11:25.500 --> 01:11:29.420
to be a part of it. Thank you, Jake. We appreciate

01:11:29.420 --> 01:11:32.979
this. This is Gash Riptine, and that was your

01:11:32.979 --> 01:11:36.140
music news. If it's too loud, you probably have

01:11:36.140 --> 01:11:50.779
ear damage, just like me. Rob consumed small

01:11:50.779 --> 01:11:55.140
doses of radiation for 30 years. Rob is immune

01:11:55.140 --> 01:12:00.079
to radiation. Watch him glow. Watch Rob Red jump

01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:04.220
up 25 feet and grab birds out of thin air with

01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:08.739
his mouth. With his mouth! Rob can now be lent

01:12:08.739 --> 01:12:12.520
for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. That's

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:15.859
right. Come on and rent you a Rob today. That's

01:12:15.859 --> 01:12:20.439
right. Come by and rent Rob for a day. A day.

01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:24.760
A day. Watch Rob consume seven bottles of night

01:12:24.760 --> 01:12:28.779
cream and still break dance and moonwalk. Watch

01:12:28.779 --> 01:12:32.659
Rob Red. Fart down a building. Fart down a building.

01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:36.579
Rob Red assumes no responsibility whatsoever.

01:12:36.659 --> 01:12:38.720
He is not a babysitter and he doesn't give one

01:12:38.720 --> 01:12:40.439
hell of a shit about your children. Please remember

01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:42.939
to corral every little bastard you have. Before

01:12:42.939 --> 01:12:45.119
Rob gets there, and Walt will not put up with

01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:47.420
any backtalk, he will promptly get them in the

01:12:47.420 --> 01:12:49.859
place. Rob Rehag assumes no responsibility for

01:12:49.859 --> 01:12:51.739
anything that could be stolen from his visit.

01:12:51.760 --> 01:12:54.140
Rob Rehag has no responsibility whatsoever in

01:12:54.140 --> 01:12:57.159
any help him of any situation. Read a Rob today.

01:12:58.260 --> 01:13:07.079
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. So, if I have

01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:11.869
a glass of ice water, and the ice melts, Into

01:13:11.869 --> 01:13:17.729
the water. Is my water then watered down? Hmm.

01:13:18.210 --> 01:13:29.710
I may never know. Hi all. This is Chicago. I

01:13:29.710 --> 01:13:33.609
am the most dangerous city in North America.

01:13:36.010 --> 01:13:39.970
You can't touch me. Oh yeah? This is Kansas City

01:13:39.970 --> 01:13:43.479
here. Hold my beer, bitch. Two douchebags, a

01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.260
microphone, and an effort to keep everything

01:13:45.260 --> 01:13:52.960
fresh. We offer you first world problems. Oh,

01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:57.439
shit. Look at that drive -thru wine. Surely we

01:13:57.439 --> 01:14:01.819
don't expect me to actually have to go in. This

01:14:01.819 --> 01:14:08.340
sucks. And now we look in on the adventures of

01:14:08.340 --> 01:14:12.119
the technical explanation guy. Why, excuse me,

01:14:12.140 --> 01:14:14.720
my dear chap. Could you please pass the sodium

01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:18.920
chloride? Do you mean the salt? Why, yes. Yes,

01:14:19.020 --> 01:14:22.760
I do. Then just say the salt, you dumb motherfucker.

01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:25.819
Have you ever wondered what something came about?

01:14:26.079 --> 01:14:28.039
Have you ever looked at something and said, Hey,

01:14:28.220 --> 01:14:31.239
I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so

01:14:31.239 --> 01:14:34.689
have we. That's why we give you... The origin

01:14:34.689 --> 01:14:38.109
of. This is the origin of two douchebags and

01:14:38.109 --> 01:14:40.430
microphone. It all started a couple of years

01:14:40.430 --> 01:14:42.670
ago when Topher and I realized we can annoy people

01:14:42.670 --> 01:14:46.329
really easily at will. We decided to take it

01:14:46.329 --> 01:14:48.449
a little further and start a podcast to try to

01:14:48.449 --> 01:14:51.789
annoy more people at a much larger level. It

01:14:51.789 --> 01:14:53.609
worked so well, we brought our annoying friend

01:14:53.609 --> 01:14:56.890
Rob in for the whole gig. So now you have three

01:14:56.890 --> 01:14:59.149
horrible podcasts out of one horrible podcast.

01:14:59.529 --> 01:15:07.350
You're welcome, America. Strange, but true. Albert

01:15:07.350 --> 01:15:09.529
Titanic Chadwick was born aboard the Titanic

01:15:09.529 --> 01:15:13.229
on April 14, 1912, during its tragic collision

01:15:13.229 --> 01:15:15.590
with the iceberg. His mother, in honor of the

01:15:15.590 --> 01:15:17.750
catastrophic event, gave him the middle name,

01:15:17.930 --> 01:15:21.909
Titanic. Miraculously, Albert survived the disaster

01:15:21.909 --> 01:15:24.829
and his life continued beyond the tragedy. He

01:15:24.829 --> 01:15:29.050
passed away April 19, 1983, and was later buried

01:15:29.050 --> 01:15:42.750
in Shurston, United Kingdom. Anyhow, to Douchebag's

01:15:42.750 --> 01:15:44.489
microphone, I'm Mark here in Kansas City area

01:15:44.489 --> 01:15:48.789
at the Talk is Cheap studio. And this is Rob,

01:15:48.890 --> 01:15:52.109
the beautiful maglar arm in the cave, unfortunately.

01:15:53.149 --> 01:16:00.270
At Lake of the Ozarks. Yep. Okay. Rob, I guess

01:16:00.270 --> 01:16:03.470
you're not the only person crocheting. Young

01:16:03.470 --> 01:16:07.310
people are taking on so -called grandma hobbies.

01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:14.460
Gen Z sewing a side hustle. How Gen Z is turning

01:16:14.460 --> 01:16:18.960
their DIY skills into micro -brands. Sewing is

01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:21.939
no longer just a hobby, but a viable career path

01:16:21.939 --> 01:16:26.479
for many Gen Z entrepreneurs. By leveraging their

01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:29.819
DIY skills, creativity, and social media prowess,

01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:32.960
these young makers are building micro -brands

01:16:32.960 --> 01:16:35.520
that are gaining traction in the fashion industry.

01:16:37.130 --> 01:16:42.250
So Gen Zs do a lot of sewing -based side hustles

01:16:42.250 --> 01:16:45.449
and learn how a DYI skill can be turned into

01:16:45.449 --> 01:16:47.949
a full -fledged business. The rise of social

01:16:47.949 --> 01:16:50.250
media has given birth to a new wave of entrepreneurs,

01:16:50.630 --> 01:16:53.850
and Gen Z is at the forefront of this creative

01:16:53.850 --> 01:16:57.470
revolution. Leveraging their sewing skills, these

01:16:57.470 --> 01:16:59.670
young makers are crafting unique pieces that

01:16:59.670 --> 01:17:03.239
resonate with audiences globally. As we dive

01:17:03.239 --> 01:17:05.520
into the world of Gen Z's sewing side hustles,

01:17:05.560 --> 01:17:08.800
one thing is clear. The art of sewing has never

01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:12.159
been more exciting. I beg to differ, but whatever.

01:17:12.359 --> 01:17:15.520
I mean, if you're making Jeffy X's stuff, I understand,

01:17:15.739 --> 01:17:18.960
right? That's cool? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I turn

01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:21.560
on some good music and just go to town on it.

01:17:21.659 --> 01:17:27.300
All right. Okay. So, there's more to this, but

01:17:27.300 --> 01:17:29.920
I wanted to talk about this for a minute because...

01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:33.159
They are crocheting is one of the biggest things

01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:35.880
they do. They do stuff. They use different types

01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:41.279
of fabric. And what they do is they do art on

01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:46.060
them. They do blankets. And they post them online

01:17:46.060 --> 01:17:50.500
for sale. And a lot of these Gen Zers have a

01:17:50.500 --> 01:17:53.619
really good side hustle or if not just a lucrative

01:17:53.619 --> 01:17:57.460
business doing this. And it's a grandma hobby

01:17:57.460 --> 01:18:01.279
per se. Alright, Rob, you got something or you

01:18:01.279 --> 01:18:05.199
want to end this shit show? I got another one.

01:18:05.359 --> 01:18:11.180
Alright. An alleged intruder who used brass knuckles

01:18:11.180 --> 01:18:14.739
to beat against a front door and break a window

01:18:14.739 --> 01:18:18.300
just before midnight in Missouri was shot multiple

01:18:18.300 --> 01:18:23.359
times by the homeowner and killed. Alright. Fair

01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:33.619
enough. with his wife at the time of the incident.

01:18:34.220 --> 01:18:38.880
Glastetter told the suspect, 31 -year -old John

01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:43.399
Fisher, that he was armed. Fisher allegedly responded

01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:47.899
by saying, you'll have to kill me. Glastetter

01:18:47.899 --> 01:18:51.979
then shot Fisher multiple times. The Scott County

01:18:51.979 --> 01:18:56.199
Sheriff's Office issued a release noting that

01:18:56.199 --> 01:18:59.140
deputies arrived on the scene to find Fisher

01:18:59.140 --> 01:19:04.300
deceased. proportion of the release, the sheriff's

01:19:04.300 --> 01:19:08.279
office observed, based on initial findings, the

01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:11.199
homeowner's actions appear to have been justified

01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:14.640
in defense of themselves and their household.

01:19:14.960 --> 01:19:18.039
The safety and protection of one's home is a

01:19:18.039 --> 01:19:22.100
fundamental right. In an update released, the

01:19:22.100 --> 01:19:25.680
sheriff's office pointed out that Glastetter

01:19:25.680 --> 01:19:29.680
fired six shots at Bishop. The sheriff's office

01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:33.569
also explained Mr. Glastetter, Acted in self

01:19:33.569 --> 01:19:36.090
-defense in accordance with Missouri revised

01:19:36.090 --> 01:19:40.289
statutes. Wow. Which governs the justifiable

01:19:40.289 --> 01:19:47.909
use of force in defense of persons. Yeah. Six

01:19:47.909 --> 01:19:58.050
shots. Okay. Okay. Still justified. Yeah. Still

01:19:58.050 --> 01:20:01.510
justified. Here's what I'm saying. don't do that

01:20:01.510 --> 01:20:03.930
and you won't get murdered or killed, not murdered.

01:20:03.949 --> 01:20:06.649
Oh, exactly. Exactly. We've talked about this

01:20:06.649 --> 01:20:10.890
before. I've had a few different sheriffs in

01:20:10.890 --> 01:20:14.369
a few different counties tell me, if you shoot

01:20:14.369 --> 01:20:16.949
somebody, drag them inside your doorway. Yep,

01:20:16.970 --> 01:20:20.630
that is exactly what they said. Growing up in

01:20:20.630 --> 01:20:23.390
Cleveland, Missouri, Cass County, allegedly,

01:20:23.670 --> 01:20:27.909
word on the street, said, if this punk keeps

01:20:27.909 --> 01:20:31.260
bothering you, And he's threatening you. And

01:20:31.260 --> 01:20:33.560
he's on your front porch. If you shoot him, you

01:20:33.560 --> 01:20:35.560
drag him inside. We don't have enough money in

01:20:35.560 --> 01:20:40.899
our budget to do any type of investigation. So

01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:43.619
he's dead. You're alive. We have to take your

01:20:43.619 --> 01:20:47.560
word. He can't talk. We were told that several

01:20:47.560 --> 01:20:51.560
times. Do what? I said right. That's exactly

01:20:51.560 --> 01:20:56.090
what we were told. Yeah. Yep. So there are some

01:20:56.090 --> 01:20:57.750
people that are pretty lucky they didn't get

01:20:57.750 --> 01:21:01.289
shot. I can tell you that. Yeah. Yeah, there's

01:21:01.289 --> 01:21:06.909
a few of them. So it doesn't matter anyhow. They're

01:21:06.909 --> 01:21:11.409
probably all dead by now anyhow. And if not,

01:21:11.569 --> 01:21:17.350
they probably wish they were. So let's see. What

01:21:17.350 --> 01:21:24.340
else? Oh, I extended the invitation for Biggins'

01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:28.300
parents to email me so I could get them on here.

01:21:29.079 --> 01:21:34.340
And they refused. I told them, I said, I'll tell

01:21:34.340 --> 01:21:37.600
you exactly what I said. And, you know, if you

01:21:37.600 --> 01:21:40.640
want to say something about it or whatever, that's

01:21:40.640 --> 01:21:42.840
fine with us. You can say whatever you want.

01:21:42.899 --> 01:21:47.000
We don't care. But they declined. So I'm going

01:21:47.000 --> 01:21:54.229
to have to say that, you know what? they couldn't

01:21:54.229 --> 01:21:57.710
care too much about what I said, right? Yeah.

01:21:57.869 --> 01:22:01.869
Yeah. So, anyhow, you want to end this or you

01:22:01.869 --> 01:22:06.289
want to keep going? Actually, that's all I had

01:22:06.289 --> 01:22:08.550
for tonight. Unless you've got something else.

01:22:08.710 --> 01:22:11.189
I have some stuff, but it's going to take a while.

01:22:11.289 --> 01:22:14.310
That's why I asked you. I have a couple of rather

01:22:14.310 --> 01:22:17.010
long articles that are going to be hard to cut

01:22:17.010 --> 01:22:19.149
in half or just take the bullet points from.

01:22:19.720 --> 01:22:22.159
So I think we probably should end it, and I'll

01:22:22.159 --> 01:22:25.640
just do them Sunday night. That sounds good.

01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:30.380
All righty. I'll have more time to prepare. All

01:22:30.380 --> 01:22:33.239
right. Sounds good. All right, Rob. Thank you

01:22:33.239 --> 01:22:35.899
for joining me, like always. Thank you, assholes,

01:22:35.960 --> 01:22:39.340
for listening. Good night, assholes. Good night,

01:22:39.359 --> 01:22:42.619
assholes, and have a safe Fourth of July. Yes.

01:22:42.640 --> 01:22:45.319
Yes. Come back with all your digits. You'll need

01:22:45.319 --> 01:22:48.079
them. Yes. Can you imagine jerking off with three

01:22:48.079 --> 01:22:50.850
fingers? Just wouldn't feel right. I don't even

01:22:50.850 --> 01:22:54.029
want to imagine. No, no, no. Your life would

01:22:54.029 --> 01:22:56.270
be ruined after that. You could never jerk off

01:22:56.270 --> 01:22:58.369
and feel great again. You'd always have a weird

01:22:58.369 --> 01:23:04.109
feeling, like you're having a handicapped person

01:23:04.109 --> 01:23:08.069
jerking you off, right? Yep. Yep. It wouldn't

01:23:08.069 --> 01:23:12.369
be fun. So, watch your fingers. Have a good night,

01:23:12.390 --> 01:23:17.560
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:20.380
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:23:20.380 --> 01:23:24.079
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:23:24.079 --> 01:23:26.479
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:30.899
ear holes soon. Oh, no. Looks like the show's

01:23:30.899 --> 01:23:34.500
over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't

01:23:34.500 --> 01:23:37.939
afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll

01:23:37.939 --> 01:23:39.800
be back invading your ear holes soon.