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-7717. And now we look in on the adventures of

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the technical explanation guy. Why, excuse me,

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my dear chap. Could you please pass the sodium

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I do. Then just say the salt, you dumb motherfucker.

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crazy -ass word of the day. Pseudo -pseudo -hypoparenthyroidism.

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for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin

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seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your music

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news. Nick Ralphs, founding member of Moth the

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Hoople and legendary guitarist for Bad Company,

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has passed away at the age of 81 after suffering

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a stroke. He was in bad company till the day

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he died. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your

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music news. And remember, bar chords are bullshit.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here

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in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap

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studio. Yes. He will be in the duck blind studio

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after his son leaves, which is what, next week?

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Hopefully next week. Well, supposedly get it

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tomorrow. The apartment tomorrow. Oh, good. Good.

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Good for him. Yeah. But then I got a little fixing

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up to do. Yeah. So it's going to be a week or

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two. Oh, okay. So I'm making new. I came back

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to my original spot. All right. Good. So you're

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in the alternate duck blind studio. Okay, cool.

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In the bunker. The cave. In the bunker in Camdenton,

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Missouri, right? The secret bunker? The only

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way you can get in? Yeah, well, there is a cave

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in the bunker. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay.

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Yes, yes. And the only way to get in is the secret

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door knock. If you don't know it, you're not

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getting in, right, Rob? Oh, okay. The first defense

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is a golden lab, and then there's a secret knock.

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And if you don't know the secret knock, forget

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it. He's not letting you in. That's right. All

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right. Okay, Rob, do you remember those old skits

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on TV, like comics and cartoons and stuff? And

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it was like a duel or something, and the guy

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that was winning said, prepare to die, right?

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Yeah. You know, I always thought, what, you need

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to straighten up your, you know, straighten up

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your color to look good dead or something. You

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know, your color. I said color. Straighten up

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your color to look good dead or, you know, or

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I don't know, maybe unruffle your shirt a little

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bit. You know, make sure there's nothing on your

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face. It's such an odd thing, right? Prepare

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to die. Well, OK. Well, our good buddies, Gen

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Z. are now doing something like that. They're

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flaunting viral World War III camo outfits online.

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So this is unique. I like it. They're making

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a little bit of ha -ha out of it, and they're

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kind of like, okay, we're all going to die. We're

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going to look good. Committed to looking bomb

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amid the mounting friction between the U .S.

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and Iran and everybody else, carefree Zoomers

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are curating cutesy World War III ensembles ahead

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of the potential bloodshed. What I'm wearing

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to World War III, Paulina, a New York City influencer,

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wrote in her closed captions of a vid donning

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an oversized military camouflage shirt following

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a few quick fit changes in platinum. blonde went

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to pose in a camo -inspired bikini meant to distract

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the enemy. Which is a good idea. Before flaunting

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mini -shorts paired with a chunky belt, a brown

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one -shoulder shirt, and an army -fatigued jacket,

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and Paulina's no -loan soldier in the doomsday

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dressing charge. It's a contemporary but controversial

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Gen Z fad that's been hailed Both iconic and

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idiotic. And I would call them both, wouldn't

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you? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I love the thought of

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this. It's like, you know, they're... They're

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having fun with it. And I think in tense times

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like this, if there's nothing you can do about

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it, right? There's nothing you or I can do about

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it, okay? If it's World War III, so be it. We're

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not stopping it. Nothing we say is going to make

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any type of difference at all. You might as well

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just have fun with it. Because whatever's going

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to happen is going to happen, right? And this

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sounds like what they're doing. So, in the days

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since Israel's preemptive strike against Iran

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on June 13th, prompting President Trump to target

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three of the nation's nuclear facilities a couple

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Saturdays ago, 20 -somethings have turned the

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turmoil into TikTok tomfoolery, armed with pop

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star Keisha's hit track Blow as a soundtrack

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to their social media silliness and hashtag WW3

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as their... unifying tag, goofball youngsters

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are making light of the mayhem with military

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draft jokes and overseas shopping quips. Is this

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going to affect my shooting? Yeah, I keep making

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fun of them draft jokes, guys. That part, that

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part. It should come true and you don't know

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what it's like. Exactly. We do. Yeah. So, yeah,

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you know, the draft thing, you know, Remember

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Reagan installed the draft again, right? It wasn't

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like you're going to get drafted. No one's been

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drafted ever since that. But he made you register.

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I believe you still register. So, you know, they

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know where you are. So if something comes up.

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During the first Gulf War, they were starting

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the draft again, too. Okay. So it never really

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went away then. They've been doing it. Yeah.

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Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah, because I

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was sweating balls the first Gulf War. I mean,

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I wanted to go in two years before, but by the

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time the war started, I was married and had a

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six -month -old baby. So, yeah, I was kind of

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taken out of the draft because I only had one

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child. I was like third in line or something.

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I was way down there. I wouldn't have been the

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first pick. I would have got someone a little

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bit younger than me. So I had an eye on it, but

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not that much. Not like you. You're a couple

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years younger than me, so you're kind of like,

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I don't know, man. I might be the first one on

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the pecking order. I was like three down, so

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I wasn't that worried about it. But these guys,

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Zoomers, I know they're having fun and everything,

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but you're right. True. True. At any time, the

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United States could go, you know what? We don't

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know what's coming up. We've got a lot of serious

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things going on. We could go ahead and just draft

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you guys and throw you in the Army in case anything

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happened. And that's why my dad, my introduced

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dad, when he went in the Navy, it was like 1968.

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I agree. I agree. Okay. Very cool. Yeah, no,

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I get the theory on that or the thought on that,

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too. It's like, you know, I'm going to pick where

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I'm going if I'm going to go, and I think I would

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have done the same thing. You know, I would have

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been like, I don't know, Coast Guard or something

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like that. Something of the sea, I think, is

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what I would do because I love the sea. Navy.

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Yep, Navy probably, something like that. So,

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you know, anyhow, I can go ahead and wrap that

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up. But it's an interesting thought. about it

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but it just kind of reminded me of back you know

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when we saw those old cartoons and stuff and

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the guy would come up with a duel and he'd go

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prepare to die and i always thought what the

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fuck how do you prepare to die you know making

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sure you know your collar's straight making sure

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your hair's not messy you know i've been like

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you know what if i'm gonna die fuck it whatever

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you know i don't care what i look like you know

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they'll straighten all that shit up at the funeral

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home right so yeah so Anyhow, on a little bit

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different note, San Pellegrino Water from Italy.

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It's in a can or bottles. They have a new line

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of water called Chow. Spelt the Italian way.

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So, they have this commercial that literally

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runs for eight minutes. This thing had to have

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cost a fortune. And let me explain. The ad has

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two of the main characters from The Sopranos.

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Michael Imperioli, who played Christopher, and

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Stephen Sharippa, who played Bobby. These two

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couldn't have been cheap to hire, number one.

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The video is well written and produced. The guys

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were, of course, mob guys in the HBO series,

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so this commercial is no different. It's right

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along those lines. They find this cargo on the

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shipping docks, probably in Jersey, I would guess,

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because that's where they were supposedly out

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of on the fictional characters. Or some of them

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might have been somewhat true from what I heard.

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It had a letter attached to it that said, from

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Italy with love, please give to your friends.

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This was numerous pallets of chow water from

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San Pellegrino, which is great water. I've never

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had the chow line, but I love their regular water.

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And this is sparkling water that they get from

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Italy that they ship over here. and that's where

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they got the thing from Italy Would Love, their

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little tagline here. They go all around trying

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to give this gift to random people, but all seem

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to run off thinking there's strings attached,

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like you're in debt to the mob guys if you take

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the stuff and all that. And like I said, it's

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really funny and very well written, and these

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two play really good together on a comedic level.

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They didn't do so much in the series, but on

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this commercial, they're really kind of i don't

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know not slapstick but they really kind of show

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different personality and i don't know if a lot

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of people would notice that like i did but i

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was like you know this is pretty cool because

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it's it's coming out with you know the base of

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the whole show and two of the biggest guys on

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there but It's kind of like comedy. They're trying

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to give away, you know, they find this, you know,

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San Pellegrino water and they're trying to give

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it away to people. And everybody's like running

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off and screaming and all that stuff. So I'm

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just saying if you see this commercial, it's

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worth the eight minutes to watch. You know, you'll

00:16:06.980 --> 00:16:08.539
never see it on the Super Bowl because eight

00:16:08.539 --> 00:16:11.159
minutes would be probably a billion dollars on

00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:12.799
the Super Bowl, right? Oh, yeah, about that.

00:16:13.179 --> 00:16:16.360
Yeah. Yeah. And it may just be online, too, for

00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:18.620
all I know, because eight minutes is still a

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lot. For a commercial. You know, you would have

00:16:22.690 --> 00:16:24.570
to have one commercial break during anything.

00:16:24.730 --> 00:16:26.649
Like, let's say it's on America's Got Talent,

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and you take eight minutes off of that, I'll

00:16:29.029 --> 00:16:30.769
bet you you're running into the millions, wouldn't

00:16:30.769 --> 00:16:35.149
you think? A primetime... Oh, for sure. Yeah,

00:16:35.210 --> 00:16:37.889
a primetime show like that. So it could be internet

00:16:37.889 --> 00:16:43.289
only. So I'm saying, you know, if you get a chance...

00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:45.799
Watch this. It's funnier than hell, and you also

00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:49.539
see a side of these two actors, movie stars,

00:16:49.659 --> 00:16:53.059
whatever, if you will. A side to them that's

00:16:53.059 --> 00:16:55.220
really cool that you didn't really get to visit

00:16:55.220 --> 00:16:57.960
before. I listened, they've done a podcast together,

00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:02.860
and I forgot the name of it, but it was, they

00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:04.940
were explaining their thoughts on this series

00:17:04.940 --> 00:17:07.380
in certain episodes. They went through every

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episode and described what they thought it meant

00:17:09.380 --> 00:17:12.889
because there are a lot of little sub... Subtitle,

00:17:12.889 --> 00:17:15.289
little sub -subject lines, all different kinds

00:17:15.289 --> 00:17:17.670
of stuff, little nuances, all kinds of things

00:17:17.670 --> 00:17:20.349
in the show. And they were describing what they

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thought they meant, what they were, and all that.

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And they were pretty funny on there, too. So

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if you get to see this commercial, or if you

00:17:26.569 --> 00:17:28.049
see it somewhere, if you've got eight minutes,

00:17:28.190 --> 00:17:32.009
I suggest you watch it. It's great. So I'm going

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to go on here. Rob, what is it about Table Rock

00:17:34.589 --> 00:17:39.630
Lake and severe weather? I don't know. You know

00:17:39.630 --> 00:17:42.049
what I'm getting at, right? Well, actually, I

00:17:42.049 --> 00:17:45.150
don't think it's just Table Rock. I think a lot

00:17:45.150 --> 00:17:50.069
of the lakes attract it. Well, yesterday was

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a surprise pop -up severe storm. It capsized

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six boats with 70 -mile -an -hour winds. Did

00:17:56.849 --> 00:17:58.750
you see that? Oh, you didn't know about that.

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Okay. No, I haven't heard that. We were going

00:18:02.230 --> 00:18:05.109
through our own weather. Oh, yeah, you guys had

00:18:05.109 --> 00:18:06.809
some pretty rough stuff there, too, didn't you?

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Okay. Even though I went to a firework display

00:18:15.430 --> 00:18:20.650
last night. Yeah, it was fun. That's cool. It

00:18:20.650 --> 00:18:24.430
ended up being a mud run afterwards. I'm sure

00:18:24.430 --> 00:18:27.109
it was. No, all the vehicles, because we all

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parked in a field. Oh, yeah. There was a couple

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of trucks that were just spinning their tires,

00:18:32.089 --> 00:18:35.009
trying to get out. Oh, man. A couple of kids.

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A couple of kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. Didn't he have

00:18:57.049 --> 00:19:27.039
four -wheel drive? Yeah, that's what I was saying.

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If you're sitting up that tall, you should have

00:19:30.339 --> 00:19:34.859
four -wheel drive. Yes. No, people had to push

00:19:34.859 --> 00:19:38.480
him out. He wasn't locking. Did he not lock in

00:19:38.480 --> 00:20:14.230
his tires? Yeah. Sounds about right, Rob. Outside

00:20:14.230 --> 00:20:18.670
Lebanon, Missouri. That sounds about right, too.

00:20:20.170 --> 00:20:22.730
I love Lebanon. I've been through there a lot

00:20:22.730 --> 00:20:25.130
of times. It was a great show. It really was.

00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:32.609
Bennett Springs area. Beautiful area. No, everybody

00:20:32.609 --> 00:20:35.670
calls Lebanon Venice. It's, what, 20 minutes

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or something, maybe. I don't know. But everybody

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calls it. We were outside Lebanon. Yeah, we were.

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Oh, okay. I got you. Yeah. Okay. So, anyhow,

00:20:49.289 --> 00:20:51.470
Table Rock Lake. This is the same lake that the

00:20:51.470 --> 00:20:53.670
Ride the Ducks boat was submerged during a quick

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pop -up severe storm with 70 -mile winds as well.

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So, it always seems to be Table Rock Lake. I

00:21:01.029 --> 00:21:03.529
know Palm De Tar gets it. I know Lake of the

00:21:03.529 --> 00:21:06.670
Ozark gets horrible weather. Stockton, all of

00:21:06.670 --> 00:21:10.730
the Missouri big lakes get severe weather. But

00:21:10.730 --> 00:21:13.089
for some reason, Table Rock is the one where

00:21:13.089 --> 00:21:15.609
all these ones capsize and people get hurt or

00:21:15.609 --> 00:21:19.089
die. Ride the Ducks, everybody on that damn thing

00:21:19.089 --> 00:21:23.470
died. Yes. There wasn't one survivor. So I was

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.750
just wondering about that. It's just odd that

00:21:25.750 --> 00:21:28.170
they're all on Table Rock, you know. It's a gorgeous

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lake, but if I was on that lake, I would never

00:21:30.130 --> 00:21:32.910
be. far from shore. I'll tell you that right

00:21:32.910 --> 00:21:36.309
now. Because I don't know what it is. Is it because

00:21:36.309 --> 00:21:40.750
of the contour of the mountains that you can't

00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:44.950
see the storms coming in, possibly? Well, not

00:21:44.950 --> 00:21:49.289
just the contour, but I think the water is a

00:21:49.289 --> 00:21:52.970
little colder. Oh, do you think it attracts that

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instability? So the cold air from the spring

00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:07.819
water is rising. Yeah, I think that probably

00:22:07.819 --> 00:22:11.220
attracts it. I'm just guessing. I don't know.

00:22:11.299 --> 00:22:13.920
You know what, Rob? Rob, that makes as much sense

00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:15.319
as anything I can think of. But it makes sense.

00:22:15.579 --> 00:22:18.859
It does. It does. Because the air over it would

00:22:18.859 --> 00:22:22.319
be cooler. And that would also have a severe

00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:26.019
storm or a bad storm turn severe because that

00:22:26.019 --> 00:22:29.099
cold air below rising above. And it would help.

00:22:31.089 --> 00:22:33.890
Yes, that may be it, Rob. I don't know. But all

00:22:33.890 --> 00:22:36.849
I know is Table Rock Lake has the worst luck

00:22:36.849 --> 00:22:40.230
like that. Yeah, they do. I think a couple people

00:22:40.230 --> 00:22:42.230
died yesterday. But that would explain it because

00:22:42.230 --> 00:22:45.630
that water is cold. Yes, Table Rock Lake, you

00:22:45.630 --> 00:22:49.309
can't hardly swim. Well, if it's like 110 degrees

00:22:49.309 --> 00:22:51.329
out, you can swim in it. But other than that,

00:22:51.349 --> 00:22:55.049
forget it. It's too cold. Yeah, you're lucky

00:22:55.049 --> 00:22:56.930
to get in the water from Memorial Day weekend.

00:22:57.170 --> 00:23:00.150
Yes. I mean, Labor Day weekend. Labor Day weekend.

00:23:00.269 --> 00:23:03.589
It's too cold. I know. It's crazy to think that.

00:23:04.190 --> 00:23:07.589
I've been at that lake before. It's a spring

00:23:07.589 --> 00:23:10.690
fed lake. I've been at that lake before and jumped

00:23:10.690 --> 00:23:13.670
in part of it. And it was during the summer,

00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:17.410
90 degrees, and it was too cold to hang out in

00:23:17.410 --> 00:23:20.809
there. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. I'll bet

00:23:20.809 --> 00:23:23.829
you that could be a really good reason why that

00:23:23.829 --> 00:23:26.029
happened. You see, I was thinking, you know,

00:23:26.049 --> 00:23:29.480
the mountains surround that lake, right? Yeah,

00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:32.619
see, it fills that bowl, plus that cold air,

00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:36.660
really cold air coming up out of that bowl. Okay,

00:23:36.700 --> 00:23:38.579
my thinking was they couldn't see the weather

00:23:38.579 --> 00:23:40.920
coming in, but I see what you're saying. It comes

00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:44.599
in a bad storm, but not a severe storm that would

00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:46.880
capsize everything. It goes over the lake, and

00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:49.759
it intensifies and knocks everything over and

00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:52.380
then leaves. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, because

00:23:52.380 --> 00:23:55.380
it's coming over the hills, and once it hits

00:23:55.380 --> 00:23:58.140
the lake, it just opens up. Because it's like

00:23:58.140 --> 00:24:01.920
flat ground. Uh -huh. And then you add that colder

00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:05.240
air to build as it's coming. Yeah, it's going

00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:08.160
to roll through there. I mean, that's the way

00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:09.920
I'm saying it. You know what, Rob? That makes

00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.700
sense to me. I'm going to go with that. Because

00:24:13.700 --> 00:24:16.500
all I know is that lake right there is particularly

00:24:16.500 --> 00:24:20.259
horrible for boating accidents due to weather.

00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:23.720
Yeah, I used to live down around there, too.

00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:26.720
And these are just the weather. These ones have

00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.000
been, this one was just in the news two days

00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:32.339
ago or the day that you had all that rain. It

00:24:32.339 --> 00:24:35.740
was in the news then. So there's a lot of other

00:24:35.740 --> 00:24:38.980
times it happens too, but you don't hear it because

00:24:38.980 --> 00:24:41.640
it's one or two boats. But this one was like

00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:44.519
a pop -up severe storm, 70 mile winds come out

00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:47.180
of nowhere and knocked over six boats. And I

00:24:47.180 --> 00:24:49.799
think it got, it clipped like three people and

00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:56.119
injured a few more. So, yeah. You will read about

00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:58.839
it because it was big news up here, so I know

00:24:58.839 --> 00:25:04.440
it's news there. So Topher and I did the Music

00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:06.519
Creeps and Sports Bastards live from the city

00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:09.519
market Sunday morning. And we would have called

00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.259
you, but I don't have a Bluetooth. I haven't

00:25:11.259 --> 00:25:14.180
got it in the fucking mail yet. They keep holding

00:25:14.180 --> 00:25:16.380
off on it. They kept going, oh, we're going to

00:25:16.380 --> 00:25:21.339
ship it Tuesday. Thursday and I still haven't

00:25:21.339 --> 00:25:24.000
got it so I couldn't call you to have you partake

00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:28.579
in it because I finally had a Sunday off. Topher

00:25:28.579 --> 00:25:30.619
and I got fleeced on parking though. The city

00:25:30.619 --> 00:25:33.200
of Kansas City has a new scam currently and yes

00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:36.140
I think to me it's a scam. It's dynamic parking

00:25:36.140 --> 00:25:39.660
due to popular times. I'm struggling to see why

00:25:39.660 --> 00:25:41.619
the hell someone would spend six bucks an hour

00:25:41.619 --> 00:25:43.819
to go buy a few heads of lettuce and some bananas.

00:25:44.660 --> 00:25:47.440
You know and here's what they do. Topher and

00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:50.130
I got there. We go to the parking meter. It's

00:25:50.130 --> 00:25:53.730
$2 for two hours. But you can only buy two hours

00:25:53.730 --> 00:25:57.950
at a time. We run out there to do the parking

00:25:57.950 --> 00:26:02.529
meter again, and it's $6 for two hours. Yes,

00:26:03.710 --> 00:26:07.130
it's dynamic parking is what they call it. Dynamic

00:26:07.130 --> 00:26:10.130
parking means it fluctuates on the need and availability.

00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:13.369
So since this was closer, you know, daylight

00:26:13.369 --> 00:26:15.849
and people are coming down there to shop and

00:26:15.849 --> 00:26:17.670
go, you know, see the fair because they have

00:26:17.670 --> 00:26:20.609
fair stuff going on and crafts. People are coming

00:26:20.609 --> 00:26:22.630
down there. So they hiked the price up, tripled

00:26:22.630 --> 00:26:26.589
it. And to me, that's bullshit. Because like

00:26:26.589 --> 00:26:29.170
I said, a lot of people go down there to buy

00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:32.109
a few bananas and maybe some cherries this time

00:26:32.109 --> 00:26:34.309
of year, a couple of muskmelon, watermelon, right?

00:26:35.069 --> 00:26:37.109
They're not going to do that if they got to spend

00:26:37.109 --> 00:26:40.650
six bucks an hour parking. They're just going

00:26:40.650 --> 00:26:43.210
to go to the grocery store because you're not

00:26:43.210 --> 00:26:45.289
getting that big of a deal. Usually you pay a

00:26:45.289 --> 00:26:47.009
little bit more at the city market. The whole

00:26:47.009 --> 00:26:50.309
design behind it is you help small local farmers

00:26:50.309 --> 00:26:53.750
feed their families and you get something fresh

00:26:53.750 --> 00:26:56.890
that hasn't been rolled in on a truck from wherever.

00:26:57.630 --> 00:27:00.609
That's the whole idea of it. But to me, Kansas

00:27:00.609 --> 00:27:03.509
City has just destroyed it by charging too much

00:27:03.509 --> 00:27:09.619
for parking. And to me, that's criminal. So,

00:27:09.660 --> 00:27:12.759
you know, the market had people shopping, but

00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:15.980
not like it used to be. And this is largely due

00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:18.000
to the bullshit parking scheme they got going

00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:21.259
on. And I know it is because I've heard enough

00:27:21.259 --> 00:27:22.839
people saying that. They're like, you know, I

00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:24.680
go down there on a Sunday. I used to all the

00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:26.900
time. But I'm not going if they're going to charge

00:27:26.900 --> 00:27:33.559
me six, seven bucks an hour. So. Yeah, so I get

00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:36.000
it. So that's all I'm going to go into. I've

00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:38.240
got a lot of other stuff, but that's all I really

00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:40.099
want to get into. Do you want to get into the

00:27:40.099 --> 00:27:41.680
show any, or you've got something else you want

00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:45.519
to talk about? No, no. I was going to dive into

00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:48.940
the show. I went and seen Saturday Night. Great

00:27:48.940 --> 00:27:51.119
pictures from there. Great pictures. Oh, yeah.

00:27:51.500 --> 00:27:57.200
Yeah, dude. If you haven't seen the pictures

00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.640
on Facebook, go to Two Douchebags on my Facebook

00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:08.509
page. picture, well, actually a video of one

00:28:08.509 --> 00:28:14.789
of the members of Ozark Mountain Daredevils.

00:28:14.890 --> 00:28:18.869
Her name is Molly Healy. She is the fiddle player.

00:28:20.130 --> 00:28:26.529
She actually opened the show. And it is a fiddle.

00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:39.940
So she was the opening act and then played with

00:28:39.940 --> 00:28:44.640
you. She was the main opener. And she is a fiddle

00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:47.420
player, not a violin player. A fiddle is played

00:28:47.420 --> 00:28:50.539
different than a violin. Yes, fiddle. Fiddle

00:28:50.539 --> 00:28:52.779
is a violin played different. I'll tell you what.

00:28:52.900 --> 00:28:56.400
Everybody check her out, Molly Healy. This girl

00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:00.819
is fabulous. I've seen her. She's quick. She

00:29:00.819 --> 00:29:08.509
is fast. She played for a... Who was it? I think

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:10.190
she might have played for like Bruce Dickinson

00:29:10.190 --> 00:29:13.109
live when he was doing his solo stuff. She's

00:29:13.109 --> 00:29:17.190
played for some other people. I know that. She's

00:29:17.190 --> 00:29:20.250
with Ozark Mountain Daredevils now. Yeah, she's

00:29:20.250 --> 00:29:26.390
really fast. They say it's their final tour.

00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:32.069
They've announced this is their final tour. That's

00:29:32.069 --> 00:29:34.329
why I went. Because it's the last time I get

00:29:34.329 --> 00:30:07.779
the one and only time. That would be great. Good.

00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.079
But yeah, they're just done touring because they're

00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:16.720
too old. I mean, Doc is, I believe, 81. There's

00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:19.539
only like two original members left, you know?

00:30:20.559 --> 00:31:54.220
Yeah. Yes. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Cool. Yeah,

00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:58.539
they are just amazing, and I didn't realize how

00:31:58.539 --> 00:32:01.420
amazing they really were until I heard them live.

00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:04.400
Well, like I told you before the podcast, I know

00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.759
people that are into them, and so I'm familiar

00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:09.160
with them, and I've known they are tight. They

00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:24.380
sound really good live. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I couldn't

00:32:24.380 --> 00:32:27.200
believe it. Oh, and then the best part of the

00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:32.579
show, which is also on the Facebook page, my

00:32:32.579 --> 00:32:37.660
seat was right next to the cameraman. That was

00:32:37.660 --> 00:33:03.480
cool. I told you to piss on them. Yeah, I should

00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:05.500
read the text to you, but Mark told me to pee

00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:11.019
on them. I thought I just reached out, accidentally

00:33:11.019 --> 00:33:14.700
unplug them. They lose the camera. They lose

00:33:14.700 --> 00:33:19.400
half the sound equipment. I'm glad I didn't because

00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.640
I got to talk to the cameraman. He was pretty

00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:24.400
cool. If you piss on them, they can't prove anything.

00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:27.259
They could think it was a beer that someone spilled

00:33:27.259 --> 00:33:29.119
that rolled down, and then it shorts everything

00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.339
out. But, yeah, it's a good thing you didn't.

00:33:32.700 --> 00:33:35.579
Did you see the picture? Yeah. Did you see how

00:33:35.579 --> 00:33:39.160
close my hand was to them? Yeah. Yeah, I could

00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.319
have easily reached down, unplugged it, brought

00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:44.539
my hand right back up. Yeah. They would have

00:33:44.539 --> 00:33:47.940
not known a damn thing. Hell no, until everything

00:33:47.940 --> 00:34:05.650
quit working. And I'll tell you what, they are

00:34:05.650 --> 00:34:10.590
some of the best people. The people that help

00:34:10.590 --> 00:34:14.630
you find your seats, you know, the regular security,

00:34:14.989 --> 00:34:19.369
the vendors. Like I said, the camera guy, man,

00:34:19.510 --> 00:34:21.269
me and him were sitting there chatting for a

00:34:21.269 --> 00:34:24.889
little bit. That's cool. He's just starting to

00:34:24.889 --> 00:34:29.150
check out the show. Oh, excellent. Cool. And

00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:46.829
break us up. And cameraman, when you listen to

00:34:46.829 --> 00:34:49.409
us, hopefully you listen to this episode, write

00:34:49.409 --> 00:34:52.570
us, 2douchesatmail .com. Let us know what you

00:34:52.570 --> 00:34:59.570
think. 2douchesatmail .com. M -A -I -L. Not mail

00:34:59.570 --> 00:35:05.510
as in like a boy, but mail as in email. Mail

00:35:05.510 --> 00:35:10.989
.com. 2douchesatmail .com. And I also got yelled

00:35:10.989 --> 00:35:14.030
at for not giving out the new email enough. Right.

00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:16.340
Right, right. Which the person is right. I keep

00:35:16.340 --> 00:35:19.139
thinking about every other day. Yeah, the person

00:35:19.139 --> 00:35:21.219
is right. I have not been giving it out very

00:35:21.219 --> 00:35:25.940
well. All right. Do you want to come back and

00:35:25.940 --> 00:35:29.400
cover some emails? Yeah, sounds good. All right.

00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:31.719
Also, I've got some ass paddling later on if

00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:33.360
we get to them. We may do it tomorrow night.

00:35:33.420 --> 00:35:43.719
We'll see. All right. Okay. Be right back. Mankind.

00:35:44.489 --> 00:35:47.210
Are we predisposed to violence? There have been

00:35:47.210 --> 00:35:52.090
close to 8 ,700 wars from 3 ,200 BC to 2 ,000

00:35:52.090 --> 00:35:55.570
AD. Some studies suggest there might even have

00:35:55.570 --> 00:35:58.250
been over 100 ,000 wars over the history of the

00:35:58.250 --> 00:36:03.369
Earth. A clue may lie in the study of rats. Yes,

00:36:03.449 --> 00:36:07.170
I said rats. A social isolation study has shown

00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:10.590
that social isolation in rats can increase aggressive

00:36:10.590 --> 00:36:14.219
behavior. Rats exhibit higher levels of aggression

00:36:14.219 --> 00:36:17.199
when exposed to stressful situations. Stress

00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.699
can lead to increased anxiety -like behaviors

00:36:19.699 --> 00:36:22.900
and trigger the release of stress hormones, which

00:36:22.900 --> 00:36:26.519
can contribute to aggressive actions. One well

00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:30.599
-known study, Universe 25, by John Calhoun, involved

00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:33.579
housing rats in a utopian environment with unlimited

00:36:33.579 --> 00:36:37.199
resources except for space. As the population

00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.840
grew and became overcrowded, the rats exhibited

00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:42.780
increased violence, abnormal social behaviors,

00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:46.739
and neglect or attack of their young. Genetic

00:36:46.739 --> 00:36:49.420
factors. Some studies suggest a link between

00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:52.780
inborn anxiety levels and aggression. Rats with

00:36:52.780 --> 00:36:55.000
extreme levels of anxiety have been shown to

00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:57.780
display higher aggression, including abnormal

00:36:57.780 --> 00:37:00.159
aggressive behavior like attack in vulnerable

00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:04.179
body parts. Dopamine and serotonin. Aggression

00:37:04.179 --> 00:37:06.619
in rats is linked to changes in neurotransmitter

00:37:06.619 --> 00:37:09.559
systems, particularly dopamine and serotonin.

00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:11.980
These studies have shown that winning aggressive

00:37:11.980 --> 00:37:15.059
encounters can increase dopamine turnover in

00:37:15.059 --> 00:37:18.579
the nucleus accumbens, which is associated with

00:37:18.579 --> 00:37:20.960
reward. Additionally, low serotonin levels have

00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:26.659
been linked to aggressive behavior. Introduce

00:37:26.659 --> 00:37:28.920
an unfamiliar rat into an established group can

00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:31.519
cause aggression, particularly when the intruder

00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.440
is perceived as a threat. Studies have also shown

00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:36.820
that aggressive rats may exhibit reduced activity

00:37:36.820 --> 00:37:39.760
in the frontal lobe of the brain. and increase

00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:44.039
levels of aggression. And now, Deep Thoughts

00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:50.820
with Mark. How does a butterfly take a dump?

00:37:51.059 --> 00:37:54.420
It never stops long enough. Maybe it just shits

00:37:54.420 --> 00:37:57.800
while lofting. Maybe it shits real quick while

00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:10.900
chewing flowers. Hmm. I may never know. Ah! I

00:38:10.900 --> 00:38:13.099
think we found land. Oh, my God. I think we're

00:38:13.099 --> 00:38:17.539
safe. Oh, no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:25.480
What did the coach say to the vending machine?

00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:33.460
Give me my quarterback. Next up, things overheard

00:38:33.460 --> 00:38:37.619
in hell. Dishwater has the top ten spots on Billboard

00:38:37.619 --> 00:39:21.809
Hot 100. Watch the news. It looks grim. Is an

00:39:21.809 --> 00:39:25.010
apocalypse inevitable? We suggest you download

00:39:25.010 --> 00:39:28.230
all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple

00:39:28.230 --> 00:39:32.070
mobile chargers. We have the most apocalypse.

00:39:34.230 --> 00:39:40.329
This is a list of medium -term food storage,

00:39:40.570 --> 00:39:51.030
bulk staple food items, rice, pasta, flour, spices

00:39:51.030 --> 00:39:55.429
beans canned meat pickled vegetables dried fruit

00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:59.010
instant potatoes boxed or canned food peanut

00:39:59.010 --> 00:40:03.369
butter jerky energy protein bars oils sauces

00:40:03.369 --> 00:40:06.670
and condiments in the fast food type packaging

00:40:16.940 --> 00:40:18.719
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area at the

00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:23.719
Talk is Cheap studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful

00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:28.900
angle arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the old Duck

00:40:28.900 --> 00:40:32.519
Blind studio. Buddy, we'll be back to the new

00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:36.940
one in a couple of weeks. Thank you, my son.

00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:44.219
I love you. Okay, so I had a few people email

00:40:44.219 --> 00:40:49.639
me, and thank you for your input. The new technical

00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:54.739
description guy, people like him. Good. Yeah.

00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:59.900
Do you like it? Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah, and that's

00:40:59.900 --> 00:41:03.480
a guy that describes stuff by its technical or

00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:06.099
scientific name. You know, like the salt one,

00:41:06.179 --> 00:41:08.199
the first one, the inaugural one about salt.

00:41:09.219 --> 00:41:12.619
Yeah. You know, it's sodium chloride. So when

00:41:12.619 --> 00:41:14.539
the guy says sodium chloride, the other guy,

00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:17.699
you know. It says, hey, just say salt, you dumb

00:41:17.699 --> 00:41:19.920
motherfucker, or something like that. People

00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:22.519
seem to like it, so thank you. I appreciate the

00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:26.380
compliments on it. I like the segment quite a

00:41:26.380 --> 00:41:29.639
bit. But I've got so many different ones coming

00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:32.199
out now. I've got a new one that I'm working

00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:33.820
on. I've got everything written out. I've just

00:41:33.820 --> 00:41:37.159
got to get the AI voices to do what I want them

00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:44.099
to do. And so this one is called... Stupid Things

00:41:44.099 --> 00:41:48.179
for Stupid People. And you'll get the gist of

00:41:48.179 --> 00:41:51.820
it when you get the kickoff one, probably on

00:41:51.820 --> 00:41:54.480
this show. On this show will be the inaugural

00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:58.219
one. I've just got to get to the recording part

00:41:58.219 --> 00:42:03.739
of it. But this is Stupid Things People Will

00:42:03.739 --> 00:42:07.460
Partake In Because They're Stupid People. Or

00:42:07.460 --> 00:42:10.300
something like that. So, all right. We have some

00:42:10.300 --> 00:42:14.969
emails, Rob. All right, sounds good. Okay. Mark

00:42:14.969 --> 00:42:17.389
and Rob, could you give me a list of the all

00:42:17.389 --> 00:42:19.710
-time favorite concerts and why? Seven, please,

00:42:19.829 --> 00:42:22.550
Ronnie, and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. I may have

00:42:22.550 --> 00:42:25.610
sent this to you before. I'm not sure, but I'm

00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:30.030
revisiting it if I have. Did he send it to us

00:42:30.030 --> 00:42:35.570
before? Yeah, yeah, we have done that, but I

00:42:35.570 --> 00:42:39.610
now have another one to add to the list. Okay,

00:42:39.670 --> 00:42:41.829
and it wasn't Ronnie who sent it to us, was it?

00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:47.539
Oh, it was? Okay, well, all right. Yeah, we'll

00:42:47.539 --> 00:42:50.079
do it again, Ronnie. No big deal. Well, it was

00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:53.300
either one of our list or it was one of Tulsa

00:42:53.300 --> 00:42:57.980
King's. Oh, maybe. Oh, well, it doesn't matter.

00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:00.820
Yeah, next episode. I do remember doing that.

00:43:00.940 --> 00:43:02.980
I do remember doing that. But, yeah, we'll do

00:43:02.980 --> 00:43:05.719
it. Okay. Not tomorrow night. Not tomorrow night.

00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.699
I'm not going to have time. How about next summer?

00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:11.739
Everybody, just a fair warning. I'm working six

00:43:11.739 --> 00:43:21.340
to four this week, so. Okay. We're just glad

00:43:21.340 --> 00:43:25.739
you're with us, Rob. Yeah, Ronnie, not tomorrow.

00:43:26.820 --> 00:43:30.099
Next Sunday's podcast, right? Yeah, next Sunday.

00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:32.820
All right. And we will gladly do it, and we don't

00:43:32.820 --> 00:43:34.539
care if we've done it before. We'll do anything

00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:43.690
for you, your royalty. And actually, I think

00:43:43.690 --> 00:43:46.429
I remember last time I was unhappy with my list

00:43:46.429 --> 00:43:48.829
after I said them because I thought of two concerts

00:43:48.829 --> 00:43:51.789
that I forgot about. But anyhow, that's okay.

00:43:53.750 --> 00:43:57.289
I want to battle with Clint. I'm the original

00:43:57.289 --> 00:44:00.949
petulant emailer. I go back all the way to Montrose.

00:44:01.150 --> 00:44:04.230
I request a fishing duel with Clint, carp only.

00:44:04.630 --> 00:44:07.730
He will be quickly destroyed. Mitch in South

00:44:07.730 --> 00:44:10.030
Central Cass County Water District No. 2 near

00:44:10.030 --> 00:44:15.099
the picturesque... Blake Freeman. Damn, I don't

00:44:15.099 --> 00:44:20.139
have my gavel. I've got an observation. Let's

00:44:20.139 --> 00:44:23.619
see if this will work. There we go. That work?

00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:29.719
Yep. So it will happen. The gavel has hit. Clint

00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:34.840
has no choice. He gets my buddy. All right. Mitch

00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:38.940
is pretty... I don't know who Mitch is. He's

00:44:38.940 --> 00:44:42.360
using words like... Petulant, which is kind of

00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:45.599
like childish or something like that. And he

00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.340
also used the word picturesque on this email.

00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.239
Yeah. He's trying to act like a good old boy

00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:57.860
from Freeman. I don't think he is. I don't think

00:44:57.860 --> 00:45:01.699
good old boy from Freeman uses petulant and picturesque.

00:45:02.059 --> 00:45:04.179
I don't think he uses those two words. What do

00:45:04.179 --> 00:45:11.269
you think? I guess it's possible. I don't know.

00:45:11.889 --> 00:45:16.349
Well, anyhow, Mitch, we love you. It is 2025,

00:45:16.989 --> 00:45:19.429
man. Yeah, all right. It's not the 80s no more.

00:45:19.570 --> 00:45:24.530
Okay. Mitch, we love you regardless. So there

00:45:24.530 --> 00:45:32.869
you go. This one, I don't... Someone's motherfucking

00:45:32.869 --> 00:45:37.250
both of us. Hey, this is Blackie Lawless. Mark

00:45:37.250 --> 00:45:40.460
never looked like me. Rob is an idiot. I think

00:45:40.460 --> 00:45:42.860
Rob looked like Paul Simon on acid in a dress

00:45:42.860 --> 00:45:45.980
while eating a greasy chicken leg. It was not

00:45:45.980 --> 00:45:55.800
signed by anybody. You look like Paul Simon on

00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:59.960
acid in a dress while eating a greasy chicken

00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:13.030
leg. Any rebuttal, Rob? Okay. That kind of takes

00:46:13.030 --> 00:46:15.929
me out of the Paul Simon category. There you

00:46:15.929 --> 00:46:23.190
go. The greasy chicken. We did work for RC. Yeah,

00:46:23.250 --> 00:46:25.909
the chicken. Yeah, you had a chicken place. We

00:46:25.909 --> 00:46:29.389
did grab their chicken every now and then. Yeah.

00:46:29.849 --> 00:46:33.449
Okay. Hell, they used to fix that for us at Justin

00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:37.190
Jim's for dinner. Yeah, they did. Yeah. Okay.

00:46:37.309 --> 00:46:39.739
They grabbed some chicken. How about on acid

00:46:39.739 --> 00:46:49.820
in a dress? No. It said you look like Paul Simon

00:46:49.820 --> 00:46:54.659
on acid in a dress while eating a greasy chicken

00:46:54.659 --> 00:46:58.980
leg. So what about the acid in dress? Is that

00:46:58.980 --> 00:47:01.119
a yay or nay? Could have happened back then maybe?

00:47:05.409 --> 00:47:07.610
Okay, well, whoever you are that didn't sign

00:47:07.610 --> 00:47:11.170
this, you got most of it correct then. I mean,

00:47:11.170 --> 00:47:13.889
come on. Come on. To this day, I have a one cloth.

00:47:14.949 --> 00:47:18.809
Okay. Okay. Unknown rider. Unknown rider. Thank

00:47:18.809 --> 00:47:25.110
you. You are correct. Next. Okay. This goes from

00:47:25.110 --> 00:47:27.849
chicken leg to turkey sandwich. I don't know

00:47:27.849 --> 00:47:37.480
why. So. Ron. Okay, Rob. You have a turkey sandwich

00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:39.739
on buttermilk toasted bread, a slice of American

00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:43.260
cheese, lettuce, and tomato slice. Mayo or Miracle

00:47:43.260 --> 00:47:46.440
Whip? Asking for a friend. Phineas J. Elkingham

00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:49.960
IV. People are fucking with us. Miracle Whip.

00:47:50.219 --> 00:47:55.280
Miracle Whip. Gotta have that tank. Gotta have

00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:58.039
that tank. This Phineas J. Elkingham is making

00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:07.260
fun of my Phineas J. Voltarez. I know. So I can

00:48:07.260 --> 00:48:10.219
answer that. These, these emails, a good majority

00:48:10.219 --> 00:48:12.940
of them are playful. I like this. I think people

00:48:12.940 --> 00:48:18.260
are having fun. Okay. And here's a serious one.

00:48:18.340 --> 00:48:21.039
And I wish I had an answer, but I don't. Well,

00:48:21.139 --> 00:48:23.400
I do, but it's going to take a little bit. Hey

00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.500
guys, where do I find season one through four?

00:48:25.820 --> 00:48:28.119
I'd love to listen to them. My understanding

00:48:28.119 --> 00:48:30.960
is the Topher guy from sports and the music shows

00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:34.659
was the original host, Tony and Richmond. Yeah,

00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:40.699
yeah. We started this off 2022 from the city

00:48:40.699 --> 00:48:48.579
market on Wednesdays. So now we do those two.

00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:51.800
We do the sports and the music podcast usually

00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:54.119
Tuesdays or Wednesdays on my day off from the

00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:56.980
city market. And Rob assumed the douchebags.

00:48:57.900 --> 00:49:01.820
So Rob was our number one caller. Just give a

00:49:01.820 --> 00:49:03.880
little history, and then I'll go into how I can

00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:06.460
maybe get the first four seasons for everybody.

00:49:07.420 --> 00:49:10.800
Okay, I have season three to four, but okay.

00:49:11.340 --> 00:49:14.139
And Topher has the first two, so first three.

00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:17.139
No, yeah, the first two. So I can get them all,

00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:18.860
but I've got to find a place to put them for

00:49:18.860 --> 00:49:21.940
people to take them, because RSS only has a certain

00:49:21.940 --> 00:49:24.019
amount of limited space that you can put podcasts

00:49:24.019 --> 00:49:26.760
on, so ours routinely run off of the board, per

00:49:26.760 --> 00:49:31.090
se. Rob was our number one caller at the city

00:49:31.090 --> 00:49:34.269
market. Topher had to drop out for a little bit

00:49:34.269 --> 00:49:37.690
of doing a podcast, and Rob was good enough to

00:49:37.690 --> 00:49:42.050
join me and become a co -host. So now, instead

00:49:42.050 --> 00:49:44.570
of just being two douchebags and microphone,

00:49:44.849 --> 00:49:47.369
we're the sports bastards and music creeps, with

00:49:47.369 --> 00:49:50.510
Christopher being at Topher being able to come

00:49:50.510 --> 00:49:53.260
back. He's able to come back and do a couple

00:49:53.260 --> 00:49:55.780
of shows a week. And Rob is able to do a couple

00:49:55.780 --> 00:49:58.980
of shows a week. And I help out with all four

00:49:58.980 --> 00:50:03.659
of them. So that's where you got this. And also

00:50:03.659 --> 00:50:06.320
for those that don't know, me and Mark go back

00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:12.239
to 1985. Mark Spitt. Yep. He's right. We do.

00:50:13.539 --> 00:50:18.639
So I'm working on the season one through three.

00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:23.849
Topher has them. He gave them to me on a scan

00:50:23.849 --> 00:50:27.590
drive. I have every one of them. I just have

00:50:27.590 --> 00:50:34.650
to find a website probably to put them on, probably

00:50:34.650 --> 00:50:37.269
our own, kind of like the one I used to have.

00:50:37.409 --> 00:50:39.909
I still have the name 2douchebagsandmicrophone

00:50:39.909 --> 00:50:43.070
.net. I still have that, so I can always use

00:50:43.070 --> 00:50:46.550
that. But the problem is I don't have enough

00:50:46.550 --> 00:50:50.550
time to web design myself. I think I could do

00:50:50.550 --> 00:50:52.929
it, but I have a lot of studying to do and all

00:50:52.929 --> 00:50:55.789
that. But the thing is... There'd probably be

00:50:55.789 --> 00:50:59.989
no way we could download Facebook with her. Yeah,

00:51:00.010 --> 00:51:04.150
yeah. Well, Facebook, I tried to download it.

00:51:04.530 --> 00:51:08.869
They have too many rules for us, so... Yeah,

00:51:08.909 --> 00:51:14.190
okay. So, anyhow. So, we're working on it, okay?

00:51:14.230 --> 00:51:17.869
What was his name? Tony Enrichment, thank you.

00:51:18.300 --> 00:51:20.179
And I think that's Richmond, Missouri. I guess

00:51:20.179 --> 00:51:22.619
it could be Virginia. I don't know. Well, Tony,

00:51:22.739 --> 00:51:27.300
thank you. We will have them up eventually. Thank

00:51:27.300 --> 00:51:29.920
you, Johnny. Yeah, they're really raw and they

00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:32.079
sound a lot different than we do now. We kind

00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:34.199
of developed our own style as we went along,

00:51:34.340 --> 00:51:36.739
good or bad. And that's what we kind of stuck

00:51:36.739 --> 00:51:43.059
to. So, all right. Mark, you got me with the

00:51:43.059 --> 00:51:46.139
memories last show. I didn't listen to KT -102.

00:51:46.969 --> 00:51:50.510
KY -102, but close enough. I didn't listen to

00:51:50.510 --> 00:51:54.869
KT -102, but rather listened to Dr. Demento on

00:51:54.869 --> 00:51:57.949
Turbo 106 in Twin Lake Falls. I have no idea

00:51:57.949 --> 00:52:01.269
where that's at. The show was also aired Sunday

00:52:01.269 --> 00:52:04.710
night, but at 11 p .m., and I also listened when

00:52:04.710 --> 00:52:07.329
I was supposed to be sleeping. I never got caught,

00:52:07.429 --> 00:52:10.150
but my brother did. He never turned me in. I

00:52:10.150 --> 00:52:12.329
would love to know where to find the archives

00:52:12.329 --> 00:52:16.070
the emailer was speaking about. Thanks, Horace

00:52:16.070 --> 00:52:21.650
in Nebraska. Was the emailer talking about it,

00:52:21.690 --> 00:52:23.690
or were we talking about going to the archives

00:52:23.690 --> 00:52:27.030
and listening to them? Oh, well, you know what?

00:52:27.050 --> 00:52:29.590
It doesn't matter. You can look them up online.

00:52:29.690 --> 00:52:32.590
I forgot the name of it, but you can find them.

00:52:32.789 --> 00:52:36.130
And also, YouTube has a ton of them, too. It

00:52:36.130 --> 00:52:37.869
just depends on what you want to hear and how

00:52:37.869 --> 00:52:41.449
far back you go. Some of the older, older episodes,

00:52:41.650 --> 00:52:45.269
I don't know if you can get. But the ones maybe

00:52:45.269 --> 00:52:48.949
late 90s on, you can get freely all over the

00:52:48.949 --> 00:52:51.170
Internet. You just got to search and find them.

00:52:51.289 --> 00:52:54.789
So do you ever listen to the archives, Rob, or

00:52:54.789 --> 00:52:59.570
not? No, not really. Okay. All I'm lucky about

00:52:59.570 --> 00:53:04.929
is the new ones. Well, I never, Sunday at 1030,

00:53:05.170 --> 00:53:08.150
I never, I guess it's still on Sunday at 1030.

00:53:08.210 --> 00:53:12.289
I don't know, actually. But I, oh wait, KY102

00:53:12.289 --> 00:53:16.929
isn't around anymore. What am I saying? So I'm

00:53:16.929 --> 00:53:19.110
pretty sure they have an online outlet of the

00:53:19.110 --> 00:53:21.789
shows when they're live and also have them archived.

00:53:21.789 --> 00:53:24.929
So you can find it because I had archived shows

00:53:24.929 --> 00:53:29.289
before and YouTube has a bunch of them too. So

00:53:29.289 --> 00:53:32.449
you can find them. Just do a search. All right.

00:53:33.230 --> 00:53:35.349
Mark, will you snap a picture of your pinball

00:53:35.349 --> 00:53:38.230
game? I'd love to see it. Post it on the Facebook

00:53:38.230 --> 00:53:40.989
show page. Please, Ross in Springfield. I don't

00:53:40.989 --> 00:53:46.809
have one. I don't have room in here. I never

00:53:46.809 --> 00:53:53.670
said I had one. I said I wanted one. You have

00:53:53.670 --> 00:53:56.389
your video yet? Yeah, I have the video. Oh, that's

00:53:56.389 --> 00:53:59.409
probably what they're thinking of. Yeah. I can

00:53:59.409 --> 00:54:01.530
post a picture of that. I don't care. Well, we

00:54:01.530 --> 00:54:11.119
kept talking about the ball game. Okay. up less

00:54:11.119 --> 00:54:15.400
room. Yeah, a pinball game I have absolutely

00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:20.980
no room for. I get it. I have a home. I understand.

00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.179
I've got to decorate mine too. Yeah, I would

00:54:24.179 --> 00:54:26.260
love to have a pinball game, but it's just not

00:54:26.260 --> 00:54:30.119
feasible right now. That's all the emails. Rob,

00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:34.719
you got something? Yeah, I do. I'm going to go

00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:46.869
into Jake Paul. Okay. Hmm. All right. YouTuber

00:54:46.869 --> 00:54:50.429
Jake Paul improved his boxing record to 12 -1

00:54:50.429 --> 00:54:55.610
on Saturday night by defeating Julio Cesar Chavez

00:54:55.610 --> 00:55:02.750
Jr. via unanimous decision. Mm -hmm. Paul was

00:55:02.750 --> 00:55:05.550
clearly in control for much of the fight while

00:55:05.550 --> 00:55:09.940
Chavez wasn't very active. Chavez only threw

00:55:09.940 --> 00:55:14.000
63 punches over the first seven rounds, landing

00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:18.239
21 of them. He didn't land a single punch in

00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:22.659
round one, and only connected on nine over the

00:55:22.659 --> 00:55:27.559
first five. It wasn't until the last few rounds

00:55:27.559 --> 00:56:09.840
that Chavez came alive. Cool. Because of his

00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:16.239
lackluster list of previous opponents. Oh, I've

00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:22.860
been saying this for a long time. His last fight,

00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:29.619
he defeated Mike Tyson, 58 years old. Yeah. This

00:56:29.619 --> 00:56:36.159
fight, Chavez well past his prime. Paul's 11

00:56:36.159 --> 00:57:18.679
years younger. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. And say how

00:57:18.679 --> 00:57:23.300
they're right, you know. Uh -huh. And there's

00:57:23.300 --> 00:57:28.500
a short list of boxers that want to take him

00:57:28.500 --> 00:57:32.559
on. But we're waiting to see who the next one's

00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:40.059
going to be. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I can't take him

00:57:40.059 --> 00:57:49.510
seriously. I can tell you that right now. Yeah.

00:57:50.010 --> 00:57:55.489
Hadn't been in a ring in 20 years. Okay, and

00:57:55.489 --> 00:58:00.469
now Chavez Jr., who's pretty much came out and

00:58:00.469 --> 00:58:05.110
retired. You know, and he keeps going for the

00:58:05.110 --> 00:58:08.710
post like that. Yeah. But I came up with a better

00:58:08.710 --> 00:58:12.449
story. Okay. And, yeah, this is going against

00:58:12.449 --> 00:58:22.639
Jake Paul, too. Okay. announced on Sunday he

00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:27.019
was back for one more fight as part of a campaign

00:58:27.019 --> 00:58:30.820
with Lucky Energy and he called out Jake Paul.

00:58:33.480 --> 01:00:30.719
Butterbean I would too. They say he's lost so

01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:34.380
much weight, man. When I hear he's looking good.

01:00:37.179 --> 01:00:40.940
I would love to see that. I would love to see

01:00:40.940 --> 01:01:05.480
that. Okay. All right. Let's take our second

01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:07.619
break, and how about if I come back with some

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:13.940
ass paddlings? Sounds good. All right. Harambe

01:01:13.940 --> 01:01:16.599
used to listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:18.940
and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:22.139
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:01:22.260 --> 01:01:24.559
Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic

01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:28.239
Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask why Harambe

01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:30.719
never listens to our original show, Too Gypsious,

01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:32.659
in a cheap Radio Shack realistic tape recorder.

01:01:33.539 --> 01:01:36.920
Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly

01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:38.860
murdered because some idiot did not watch her

01:01:38.860 --> 01:01:41.840
child properly while looking on her phone. Sadly,

01:01:41.980 --> 01:01:43.960
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:46.000
Too Gypsious, in the cheap Radio Shack realistic

01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:50.239
tape recorder, or any other show. Anymore. Sorry,

01:01:50.360 --> 01:01:55.179
Harambe. Introducing Rob Rad's new book, How

01:01:55.179 --> 01:01:58.159
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01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:01.280
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01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:03.440
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01:02:03.440 --> 01:02:06.119
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01:02:06.119 --> 01:02:08.760
a free copy of his new book, How to Clean Raw

01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:15.059
Sewage for Food. Hey everybody, this is Uncle

01:02:15.059 --> 01:02:18.239
Rob. I'm going to give you some tips for life.

01:02:26.219 --> 01:02:29.440
Type of a kick in someone else's name, as long

01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:33.659
as you get busted, it's not yours. Rule number

01:02:33.659 --> 01:02:37.820
two, shoot angles complementary to your length

01:02:37.820 --> 01:02:44.280
and girth. Rule number four, no propping of the

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:51.460
leg. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very important.

01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:56.420
Your mom is so old. She walked out of the museum,

01:02:56.559 --> 01:02:59.860
and the alarm went off. Please remember to go

01:02:59.860 --> 01:03:02.199
to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and

01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:04.920
scream, Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

01:03:10.039 --> 01:03:12.000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:14.420
Have you ever looked at something and said, Hmm,

01:03:14.539 --> 01:03:17.559
I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so

01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:21.480
have we. That's why we give you The Origin Of.

01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:25.139
The origin of smoke detectors, different versions

01:03:25.139 --> 01:03:27.360
of smoke and heat detectors, have been around

01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:31.139
since the late 1800s. But a key step in the invention's

01:03:31.139 --> 01:03:34.639
evolution came from a Swiss physicist named Walter

01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.460
Jaeger. The story goes that Jaeger was trying

01:03:37.460 --> 01:03:39.579
to create a device that would detect poisonous

01:03:39.579 --> 01:03:42.800
gas. It didn't work. One day he lit up a cigarette

01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:46.019
in Viola. His failed poison detector became itself

01:03:46.019 --> 01:03:49.340
an effective smoke detector. So there you go.

01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:52.559
Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for the Creeps

01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:57.800
Music News. Hey, my little pumpkin seeds. This

01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:01.139
is Johnny Rohypnol with your music news. Ozzy

01:04:01.139 --> 01:04:03.539
Osbourne and Black Sabbath's Back to Begin and

01:04:03.539 --> 01:04:05.719
Farewell concert in Birmingham, England on July

01:04:05.719 --> 01:04:08.639
5th will be available for a worldwide live stream.

01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:11.960
The live stream priced at $29 .99 can be purchased

01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:15.139
and accessed at backtothebeginning .com. The

01:04:15.139 --> 01:04:17.460
event starts at 10 a .m. Eastern Time and includes

01:04:17.460 --> 01:04:21.059
a 48 -hour video on -demand replay. This is according

01:04:21.059 --> 01:04:23.699
to Billboard Magazine Online. This is Johnny

01:04:23.699 --> 01:04:26.880
Rohypnol. That was your music news. And remember,

01:04:27.019 --> 01:04:42.349
bar chords are bullshit. Two douchebags and a

01:04:42.349 --> 01:04:44.670
microphone. My name is Mark here in the Kansas

01:04:44.670 --> 01:04:49.090
City area at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I

01:04:49.090 --> 01:04:52.190
am Rob. It's a beautiful angle arm of Lake of

01:04:52.190 --> 01:04:55.489
the Ozarks. All right. Well, like promised, Rob,

01:04:55.670 --> 01:05:00.989
you want to hear some ass paddling that I said?

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:04.449
Okay. Well, let's go into a little bit of this.

01:05:04.449 --> 01:05:07.769
Ass paddling started a long time ago. Probably

01:05:07.769 --> 01:05:10.519
maybe the fourth or fifth episode ever. Topher

01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:14.420
and I decided that people did stupid shit, and

01:05:14.420 --> 01:05:16.659
when they did stupid shit, they should get an

01:05:16.659 --> 01:05:21.199
ass paddling because of what happened. Topher

01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:22.780
and I were walking on the beach. We were having

01:05:22.780 --> 01:05:26.920
a little mini vacay, and the sun was rising,

01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:31.739
and the sun was glistening off our hair in the

01:05:31.739 --> 01:05:34.500
sunrise, and there was a slight wind that was

01:05:34.500 --> 01:05:37.820
blowing our hair back. We're, you know, we're

01:05:37.820 --> 01:05:39.960
having a tender moment. Two guys can do that,

01:05:40.019 --> 01:05:44.059
right? So I step on something. I'm like, oh,

01:05:44.139 --> 01:05:46.300
shit, you know, and Topher turns around and goes,

01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:48.219
oh, it looks like a genie bottle. And I'm like,

01:05:48.260 --> 01:05:50.260
yeah, that ain't a genie bottle. And then I go

01:05:50.260 --> 01:05:51.800
over there. I go, well, it looks like a genie

01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:55.940
bottle. He's like, yeah, no shit. So I pick it

01:05:55.940 --> 01:05:58.659
up. I pop the cork, and a genie comes out. And

01:05:58.659 --> 01:06:02.150
he goes, all right, guys, I'm a genie. And Dover

01:06:02.150 --> 01:06:03.510
and I were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get three

01:06:03.510 --> 01:06:05.349
wishes. He goes, no, you guys watch too much

01:06:05.349 --> 01:06:08.829
TV. You get one wish, one wish only, make it

01:06:08.829 --> 01:06:13.889
count, make it good, world peace, end of polio,

01:06:13.889 --> 01:06:17.289
something good, guys, come on. So we looked at

01:06:17.289 --> 01:06:18.650
each other and said, you know what, we want to

01:06:18.650 --> 01:06:22.250
be invisible so we can ass -paddle people. And

01:06:22.250 --> 01:06:24.610
the genie was very reluctant and condescending,

01:06:24.610 --> 01:06:26.389
but he said, okay, I have to give you what you

01:06:26.389 --> 01:06:29.860
want, even though you guys are morons. Once a

01:06:29.860 --> 01:06:33.739
month, we're allowed to turn invisible, and we

01:06:33.739 --> 01:06:36.340
get to paddle these people that need it, that

01:06:36.340 --> 01:06:40.519
we deem necessary. And because the genie gave

01:06:40.519 --> 01:06:44.420
Rob special permission, because he is now a douchebag,

01:06:44.559 --> 01:06:47.199
Rob can join us in paddling these people, can't

01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:55.530
you? Yes. So Rob also helps. This is the people

01:06:55.530 --> 01:06:58.050
that we deem necessary that get an ass paddling.

01:06:58.130 --> 01:07:01.829
And the paddle is actually a replica of old Sparky

01:07:01.829 --> 01:07:05.630
that used to sit in the trophy case at Cass Midway

01:07:05.630 --> 01:07:11.090
High in Missouri. And old Sparky was retired

01:07:11.090 --> 01:07:13.550
because he probably hit my bottom and a couple

01:07:13.550 --> 01:07:15.710
other people's too much. And they figured it

01:07:15.710 --> 01:07:17.789
was time, you know, that pearl paddle had too

01:07:17.789 --> 01:07:20.909
much work. So they decided to hang him in the

01:07:20.909 --> 01:07:25.219
trophy case. And so this is a replica of old

01:07:25.219 --> 01:07:29.340
Sparky who had large holes in him and a very

01:07:29.340 --> 01:07:31.639
long stalk so you can get a lot of wind behind

01:07:31.639 --> 01:07:33.360
you when you're getting ready to smack someone

01:07:33.360 --> 01:07:36.300
on the ass with it. Very lethal piece of equipment,

01:07:36.420 --> 01:07:40.820
let me tell you. So, all right. The first one

01:07:40.820 --> 01:07:44.539
that gets an ass paddling is Spotify. They're

01:07:44.539 --> 01:07:46.840
now butchering songs like radio. You know how

01:07:46.840 --> 01:07:49.650
radio... like cuts a song down, cuts out part

01:07:49.650 --> 01:07:53.690
of the solo or all the solo and the intro and

01:07:53.690 --> 01:07:56.250
some of the outro and all that to make a song

01:07:56.250 --> 01:07:58.429
shorter so they can fit more songs in an hour,

01:07:58.489 --> 01:08:05.210
right? You know how they do it? I hate that.

01:08:05.869 --> 01:08:13.690
Well, now Spotify. What? Yeah? Spotify, really?

01:08:14.469 --> 01:08:26.909
Yeah, mine is. Oh, okay. Let me think how to

01:08:26.909 --> 01:08:30.609
word this. Not Spotify. I only catch 22 here,

01:08:30.649 --> 01:08:36.069
dude. Okay. Not Spotify, but some other source.

01:08:36.449 --> 01:08:41.069
I completely messed that up. I accidentally said

01:08:41.069 --> 01:08:46.430
Spotify. It was some other music carrier like

01:08:46.430 --> 01:08:51.449
Spotify, but not nearly as good as them. yeah

01:08:51.449 --> 01:08:54.149
yeah well they get an ass paddling for butchering

01:08:54.149 --> 01:08:56.569
songs spotify you guys are great we love you

01:08:56.569 --> 01:09:03.170
so yes yep thank you rob so um the next one would

01:09:03.170 --> 01:09:07.449
be amazon for making you go to whole foods um

01:09:07.449 --> 01:09:10.890
you know like uh holy shit that's high foods

01:09:10.890 --> 01:09:14.609
or holy shit that's a lot of money foods to drop

01:09:14.609 --> 01:09:18.229
off anything that you're returning they want

01:09:18.229 --> 01:09:20.489
you to go in there because they own Whole Foods,

01:09:20.630 --> 01:09:23.090
and they want you to buy that overpriced bullshit,

01:09:23.350 --> 01:09:28.350
in my opinion. So, Amazon gets an Ask Padlet,

01:09:28.430 --> 01:09:30.130
and let's just go ahead and get Whole Foods,

01:09:30.210 --> 01:09:32.210
too, because, you know, they're part of the same

01:09:32.210 --> 01:09:37.130
corporation, right? You think that's feasible,

01:09:37.229 --> 01:09:39.909
just go ahead and get Whole Foods also? Yeah,

01:09:39.909 --> 01:09:43.710
yeah. Okay. Okay, you get both of them. They're

01:09:43.710 --> 01:09:49.000
in it together, yeah. Yes, yep. All right. The

01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.680
thermometer gets an ass -paddling because we

01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:54.000
do not mess with Mother Nature. We learned our

01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:57.779
lesson, didn't we? Yes. Yeah. We gave her an

01:09:57.779 --> 01:10:00.920
ass -paddling last year, I believe it was, and

01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:03.779
the next night she answered back with four tornadoes

01:10:03.779 --> 01:10:07.880
in the middle of the night. We do not mess with

01:10:07.880 --> 01:10:10.720
Mother Nature, but I think the thermometer is

01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:15.640
at fault here. What do you think, Rob? It's the

01:10:15.640 --> 01:10:17.960
thermometer. So the thermometer gets an ass paddling.

01:10:18.140 --> 01:10:21.779
Mother Nature, we love you. You're great. So,

01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:26.100
next one, and I kept forgetting to put them on

01:10:26.100 --> 01:10:27.500
the list because they did this a little while

01:10:27.500 --> 01:10:30.539
back. Southwest for charging for bags and now

01:10:30.539 --> 01:10:33.619
assigned seating. Those are the only two things

01:10:33.619 --> 01:10:36.720
that kept you going to that fucking place. So,

01:10:36.819 --> 01:10:40.840
yeah, ass paddling for you guys. And I'm thinking

01:10:40.840 --> 01:10:42.520
about the Hall of Fame. What do you think, Rob?

01:10:45.449 --> 01:10:49.510
That's on you. I don't fly. Okay. Okay. You know

01:10:49.510 --> 01:10:52.229
what? I'm going to give them one more chance.

01:10:53.029 --> 01:10:55.529
I think we're going to be taking a trip a little

01:10:55.529 --> 01:10:58.630
bit later this year on a plane. I'm going to

01:10:58.630 --> 01:11:00.510
probably have to use them because I have some

01:11:00.510 --> 01:11:03.609
credit left. So I'll get back with you and see

01:11:03.609 --> 01:11:05.109
if I want to put them in the Hall of Fame or

01:11:05.109 --> 01:11:12.750
not. Okay. Mitch, for Rob Rad. We're paddling

01:11:12.750 --> 01:11:15.109
Mitch. We're Ask Paddling Mitch for you, Rob.

01:11:16.689 --> 01:11:24.869
We are? Yeah. He may like it. Okay. Okay. And

01:11:24.869 --> 01:11:27.289
Mitch, this is me doing it. Rob Rad is not doing

01:11:27.289 --> 01:11:29.149
it. I'm doing it for Rob Rad because you like

01:11:29.149 --> 01:11:31.529
to torture him. You like to poke the bear constantly,

01:11:31.729 --> 01:11:34.250
so I'm doing it myself. Rob has nothing to do

01:11:34.250 --> 01:11:37.789
with this. You can still be his bestie. You can

01:11:37.789 --> 01:11:40.449
still be his bestie all you want, but I'm giving

01:11:40.449 --> 01:11:43.390
you an Ask Paddling. Because you keep poking

01:11:43.390 --> 01:11:46.369
the bear, and we're speaking about Rob Rad here.

01:11:47.210 --> 01:11:50.829
The next one, again, ass paddling, and we forgot

01:11:50.829 --> 01:11:52.949
to get these guys on there, too, and I don't

01:11:52.949 --> 01:11:56.890
know why, but Odyssey. Oh, shit. That's another

01:11:56.890 --> 01:12:04.069
catch -22. Yeah. Okay. Odyssey, we're going to

01:12:04.069 --> 01:12:06.109
give you a stern warning, but no ass paddling

01:12:06.109 --> 01:12:09.819
for letting Johnny go. and completely destroying

01:12:09.819 --> 01:12:14.399
the rock image and logo. But no ask them. You

01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:16.960
see what they did? They got rid of Johnny and

01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:20.260
picked us up. Yes, I do see that. That way we

01:12:20.260 --> 01:12:24.060
can't get too mad at them, right? Right. Yeah,

01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:29.399
that's damage control. They do what they were

01:12:29.399 --> 01:12:32.560
doing. They planned that. Yes. They do the hottest

01:12:32.560 --> 01:12:35.619
show. That's right. They're like, we better get

01:12:35.619 --> 01:12:37.670
the douchebags on board. If we're going to do

01:12:37.670 --> 01:12:41.630
something like this. And, and Odyssey gets a

01:12:41.630 --> 01:12:43.989
double stern warning, but no ass paddling because

01:12:43.989 --> 01:12:47.750
they do carry us on their website now. Um, and

01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:49.850
inserting the church of Laszlo for a morning

01:12:49.850 --> 01:12:54.810
show. Yeah. Yeah. Come on guys. Yeah. Please,

01:12:55.329 --> 01:13:03.989
please. Yeah. Yeah. What I find funny is, is,

01:13:03.989 --> 01:13:07.000
uh, Johnny is still advertising, uh, Harley's

01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:13.159
on this station. For Gail. Oh, no, Gail retired.

01:13:13.439 --> 01:13:19.119
This is for... Oh, did she? Yeah. I didn't know

01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:22.520
Gail retired. Yeah, she retired. That old place

01:13:22.520 --> 01:13:27.319
is gone now. Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah, she retired

01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:32.960
two or three years ago. So, yep. And then the

01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:36.659
city of Kansas City, finally, for dynamic pricing

01:13:36.659 --> 01:13:39.399
Sunday morning at the City Market. I explained

01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:43.960
that earlier in the show. They suck. They suck

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bad. They suck more than anything has ever sucked

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before. In the words of the great Beavis. So,

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that is all the ass paddling. So, Rob, once again,

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we turn it to you to turn this whole shit show

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around, possibly. But when checkpoint alarm bells

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begin blurring around and travelers growing,

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as happened to one defunded passenger not long

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ago, there's a chance it's due to extreme wetness

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in their pants, insiders say. Okay. Perspiration

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is probably the weirdest thing that can set off

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the scanners. Mulvaney read and recently explained

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in Reader's Digest it has to do with millimeter

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wave technology and how the waves bounce off

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the water. Interesting. So your swamp... So ball

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gravy can actually fucking set them off. Yeah.

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Wow. And there was an insider that added that

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because the machines often generate false alarms

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set off due to sweat, some countries, including

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France and Germany, have banned the scanners

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altogether. I did read about that, but I didn't

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know it was over crotch sweat. Wow. Yeah. Come

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find out. Remember when I went on vacation a

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couple months ago, right, on the cruise? Yeah.

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Remember I was talking about how I wore that

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plastic belt into TSA? Yeah. I was thinking since

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it's not metal, it would have went through. That

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guy told me he said it doesn't go by that. It

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goes by objects. They spotted that belt, and

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they had to check it out. It didn't mean anything

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that it didn't have any metal on it. So this

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is something like that. This is something that

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you don't know unless someone tells you. Right,

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and now our listeners know. Hit the bathroom

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before you go through the scams. Yeah, pat that

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shit down. Pat that shit down really good and

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then go through. Wow. Is that all the story?

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You got more or is that it? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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I've got a little thing here that I'd like to

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just go into for a little bit. A couple of days

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ago, actually it was Sunday morning because I

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had the day off. I was making coffee. Have you

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ever had a coffee? I know you don't drink coffee,

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but you have before, right? Have you ever brewed

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coffee? Yeah. Okay. Sometimes it will get clogged

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from where the water runs through the filter

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and goes into the actual coffee pot, right? It'll

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clog up for some unknown reason and it will spit

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coffee back at you. You ever have that happen?

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Yeah. Okay. Well, when that happened, I remember

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this joke I played on some dickheads I used to

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work with. The coffee spit all over my face and

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everywhere. It kind of hurt because it was a

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little bit hot. It didn't scald me or nothing,

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but it hurt. It was painful. Coffee and water

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was all over the countertop that I had to clean

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up. I had to clean everything up and remake the

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coffee. The coffee pot at this place that I worked

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at was in the receiving department. I had to

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go to the far part of the building to get coffee.

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I would load it full of coffee and water. Yeah,

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I couldn't wait around for it to brew. But every

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time some asshole or probably three or four of

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them would steal the coffee I just made, right?

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I would come back and it was gone. And no one

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saw anything. I was like, I don't know. I didn't

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see anyone take any coffee. And they all had

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full mugs, right? And they didn't before. Yeah.

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So I started bringing my own canned coffee and

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drinking that. So I had this great idea one time

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when no one showed up during a snowstorm. I was

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the only one there. So I looked at the inside

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of the coffee pot and saw there was a gap between

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the cone mesh that would hold the filter and

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the coffee grounds at the bottom. And so that

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space there, you could put in like maybe a tiny

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Asian pepper. You know, the ones that would peel

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paint that are so hot. Yes. So I had my canned

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coffee, so, you know, so they would have to brew

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it themselves. So, I had my canned coffee and

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I was drinking and I went in there and I brewed

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some, they went to brew their coffee. Little

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did they know that I had that little schezwan

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type of pepper that would peel, I'm serious,

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that stuff was so hot that it would burn your

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eyes if it was close to you. You know what kind

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I'm talking about? They're a little Asian pepper.

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They're not schezwan, but they're something kind

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of like that. So, anyhow, that, you know, they...

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they eventually found it and they don't know

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who did it. And they were, you know, pretty angry

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about it or anything. I'm just like, you know,

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drinking my canned coffee going, Oh wow. I wonder

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who did that. I don't know. So I could hear them

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hacking and spitting down the hallway. So, so

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that wasn't it. So I'm like, all right, motherfuckers.

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So I decide, all right, maybe everybody's learned

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their lesson. So I went in there and I brewed

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some coffee again, right? Well, I had to go back

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to my area. And I come back into the receiving

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area in another room, and guess what? Everybody's

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coffee mug was full, and nobody's seen anyone

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take the coffee. So I'm like, motherfuckers.

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All right, well, they didn't learn their lesson.

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So I had to stay late a couple nights later.

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Everybody else was gone and receiving, but I

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had to get this project done so we could do some

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work to it the next day, some type of painting

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on it and all that. So it could be... you know

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delivered or sent in the mail or whatever the

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next day sent over freight so i get to examining

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this coffee pot again and i noticed that that

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underneath the filter and before you get to the

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uh the pot itself there's this little round area

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that you could put something in to clog it up

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so what i did was i took and i traced that area

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and and i cut out a piece of cardboard And I

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took it and I took a black magic marker and I

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colored it black to where you couldn't tell it

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was anything except for the cone filter, the

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bottom of the cone filter, the mesh that held

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the filter in there, right? So it looked just

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like nothing going on. So when they poured the

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water in there and they had the coffee in there

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that they poured on top of that piece of cardboard,

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the water could not go into the actual, into

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the coffee pot. So it would start fizzing and

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blow all over the place. And so that happened

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to them. And then they're like, I could hear

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them in there going, what the fuck? Who did this?

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And they like pulled out that little cardboard

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thing. I was sitting there peeking and I got

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them back again. So then eventually I got my

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own coffee pot in my own area and I didn't have

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to deal with them anymore. But the coffee pot

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spitting all over me reminded me of those two

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jokes that I just wanted to mention real quick.

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And I sure hope they listen. They probably figured

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it was me anyhow because they knew I was angry

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because every time I make coffee, they fucking

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take it. So, anyhow. Rob, we turn it over to

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you. Unless you want to end this show. I got

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a little culinary trick for you here. Okay. Sounds

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good to me. And that'll probably be all I have

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for the night. Okay. All right. Vinegar? It brightens.

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It sharpens. It's how pickles and tangy slaws

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cut so cleanly through the richness of grilled

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meat. And it makes a hot dog something delightfully

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transformative happen. Okay. They plump? Store

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the mixture, huh? Do they plump? Go ahead, I'm

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sorry. Oh, yes, I don't know. Store the mixture,

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brine hot dogs and all, in a jar and refrigerate

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overnight. This results in 10 -year hot dogs.

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That sounds good. You can also do that with brisket.

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You can brine brisket in the vinegar also. Yeah,

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you can. I like to use apple cider vinegar, but

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some people use white vinegar on it too. But

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I normally don't brine my briskets anymore. I

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find that just smoking it is good enough. You

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take the fat side up, let the fat drip into the

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meat side, and it's moist and tender and all

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that stuff. But some people like to brine their

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brisket. But apple cider vinegar is really good

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for that. Is that it, Rob? Yeah, that was it.

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All righty. I had never heard that trick. Not

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on hot dogs. Not on hot dogs. I've heard of that

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trick on briskets. And there's something else

01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:51.619
you can use it on, too, that really... Oh, chicken.

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Fried chicken. You take the raw chicken, and

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you soak it in vinegar for about, I don't know,

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four or five hours, and it makes the chicken

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really tender and fluffy, and it makes the breading

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on it real kind of flaky and really light. And

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that's another thing, too. You can do briskets,

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and you can also do it with fried chicken really

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well, too. Yeah, vinegar's got a lot of really

01:26:22.710 --> 01:26:25.510
good uses for it, and also it's really good in

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barbecue sauces, too. But you can't get carried

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away with it. You can't do it Memphis -style,

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or at least I don't think so. You've got to put

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a little vinegar in it, not a lot. Kind of like,

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maybe like Gates does. You know what I'm talking

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about? They've got a little vinegar in it, but

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not a crazy amount like Memphis does. Or Tennessee

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-style or whatever. Okay, Rob, is that it? Rob,

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thank you for joining me once again. Everybody,

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have a great night. Good night, assholes. Good

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night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the show's

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over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't

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afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll

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be back invading your ear holes soon.