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Hey, guess what? You just landed on the sports

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bastards. Sorry about your luck. Well, since

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the sports show can't be called two douchebags

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with a microphone, maybe we could just call them

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the sports bastards. I've got us going. I'll

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kind of adjust the levels on the fly. Okay. All

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right. We're kind of on a time limit today because,

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well, the city market in Kansas City are stupid.

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Yes. I mean, no other way to say it except they

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are ridiculously stupid. Yeah. It's like, please

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come down and spend your money, but you have

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nowhere to park. yeah yeah and if you do park

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you better damn well be out there after two hours

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well or they're gonna boot your car yes and they

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will too because you know um there's this thing

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about spending too much money and you have to

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reach for money well you know uh yeah yeah yeah

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so anyhow little chicago we are in every aspect

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yeah unfortunately yeah yeah crime all that good

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stuff at least we're not as bad as memphis yet

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oh geez yeah yeah yeah you drive buy, you might

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just, I don't know, get ricochet shot. Something.

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Yeah, geez. Yeah. They are dying down there,

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too, because the businesses are just like, you

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know. Giving up. Yeah, they're giving up. Well,

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they are around here, too, actually. Yeah, kind

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of like the businesses in San Francisco and various

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other California cities. They're like, eh. We

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can't work under your existing laws, so see ya.

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Yeah, we'll just see you later. CVS, I think,

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wasn't it, and Walgreens maybe? I don't know.

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There's been a few of them that just said, you

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know what, we're leaving. A bunch of insurance

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companies pulling out of California. I can't

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blame them. Not exactly a fun time to be a Californian

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right now, I don't imagine. No, I don't think

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so either. Yep, and then you go to another state.

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and you do the same thing. Yeah. They're like

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a herd of fucking elk. It's a rolling tide. It's

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like, oh, look what they're getting away over

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there. Let's do it here. Yeah. Come on. Hey.

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Let's make everything the same. Yes. Yeah, that'll

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work. Yes. We're all unique, special little snowflakes,

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and we all deserve exactly the same thing. Yes.

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Yeah. How does that work again? Well, okay, the

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app doesn't seem to be working. You know what?

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I'm going to keep working on this. All right.

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You got some football stuff going on. Yeah, yeah.

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Everyone's probably heard by now that Aaron Rodgers

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has signed a one -year deal with the Steelers.

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And he's saying he's pretty darn sure that this

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is going to be his last season in the NFL. Yeah.

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And the way he's phrasing it is, well, they only

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gave me a one -year deal, so I guess I'm only

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here for one year. What would you give him? I'm

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pretty sure he only wanted a one -year deal.

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Yeah. Yeah. I would have gave him a 20 -day deal.

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Say, the first game, if you don't look good,

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fucking you're out. We're not wasting time with

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you. Halftime of the first game, we have the

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option to void your contract and send you back

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to Green Bay. See Mike Tomlin running out there,

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fucking calling it a timeout. We don't understand

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why he's calling it a timeout. Oh, wait a minute.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. He's firing Aaron Rodgers. Aaron

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Rodgers being forced to strip his uniform off

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at the 50 -yard line because he can't take it

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home with him. They charge him a fee. So he's

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like, I only got a 30 -day deal. Here you go.

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First thing, we'd be able to see if he's hung

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like a Tootsie Roll, like apparently P. Diddy

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is. He may have won the trial, but he lost the

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war. Because he will never, people will never,

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look, I mean, he's got enough money, he doesn't

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have to worry about selling albums. True. But,

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I mean, he'll get some lawsuits, I know this,

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and all that. But still, he'll still have enough

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money. Yeah. The thing is, is his reputation

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is ruined. Ruined. Yeah, yeah. There's only going

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to be a few people left that are going to be

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willing to say that they still support Diddy

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publicly. Yeah. Yeah, and that will... Yeah.

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And those people, people will laugh at anyhow.

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Notice how it's always guys with little tiny

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wieners that cause all the trouble. Like Elon

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Musk and his dick that don't work. Yeah. Jack

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the Ripper had a wiener that didn't work and

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he wound up killing women because he was so angry

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that his dick didn't work. It makes you pretty

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fucking mad every day. Every guy out there who's

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driving a big giant lifted pickup truck. You

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know they got tiny winners. You mean the transgender

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one? Yes. The transgender pickup trucks with

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the little balls hanging from the... Well, I'll

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go into one bullet point while we're on Aaron

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Rodgers. Will Aaron Rodgers be a success in Pittsburgh?

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Limited success. I think he will. I think that's

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exactly... I think they'll go to the playoffs.

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Yeah, they've got a good team. Playoffs. They

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have a really good head coach in Mike Tomlin.

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So if there's any good to be wrung out of Aaron

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Rodgers, he'll get it. He'll find it. Yep, and

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here's what's stopping him. Buffalo, Kansas City,

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Baltimore, Cincinnati maybe. Let's see. There's

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a variety of teams much better. Yeah, I think

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Aaron Rodgers is going to realize that the AFC

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is not as friendly as the NFC has been lately.

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Yes, yep, I agree. Yeah, so you got some more?

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Go ahead. Yeah, let's talk about Justin Tucker,

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the ex -Ravens kicker who apparently was doing

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a Deshaun Watson on every massage therapist he

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could find. Now, all along he's been saying,

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I'm perfectly innocent, I've done nothing wrong,

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I'm going to be exonerated, everyone will see,

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I've done absolutely nothing. Okay, he had a

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meeting at the NFL office with him, his union

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rep, and himself, and the NFL said, you've got

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two choices. One, we can do a full investigation

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into this, take our time, look into everything,

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and then we can make a decision then. Or, you

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can take a 10 -game suspension right now, and

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it'll all be over and done with. And Justin Tucker,

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who claims he's completely innocent, said, oh

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hell yeah, I'll take the 10 -game suspension.

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Don't investigate me. If he's so innocent, why

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doesn't he want an investigation? Well, because

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he's looked at all these other investigations

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and all the dirt they uncovered to Sean Watson.

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Because they won't stop. If they investigate,

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they're not going to stop with just the massage

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therapist that he's trying to rape. They're going

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to look into everything. Exactly. So Justin Cucker,

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the sexual predator and scumbag, has now got

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a 10 -game suspension. He has no team. He has

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listed his Baltimore house for sale. And any

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team that wants him is going to be without him

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for 10 games. Okay, I got it. We'll do this.

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Okay, excellent. You think Tucker's done at least

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for this year? I think he's done for good because

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he was already declining. He's already an overkicker.

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True. And last year he had a horrible season.

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That is true as well. There's a history like

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Deshaun Watson and all these other players that

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as soon as they – go through a situation like

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this, they're ruined. Yeah. Psychologically,

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they can't do it anymore. It's kind of like a,

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I don't know, like they've been found out. Yeah,

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and I imagine a lot of their teammates just don't

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want them around anymore, don't want anything

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to do with them. Yeah. Yeah. It's like people

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don't want to hang out with them. People don't

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want to pal around with them. They don't want

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to be seen with them. It's a different element

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when something like that happens. I remember

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a line from a movie where a man had been fired.

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the police force and his reaction was I was a

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member of a group and they will no longer have

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me. And he was just utterly despondent because

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being a cop was his identity. I think Tucker's

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going to have the same thing. He's a football

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player. He loves being a football player. That's

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a good point. He uses being a football player

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to sexually assault women. He's going to miss

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that because he's an asshole. But he's going

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to have to adjust to life where he's not a football

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player and nobody admires him and most people

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think he's a dirty scumbag. wow that's going

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to be shocked oh yeah anything like this where

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the it's uh where you're pretty much a scumbag

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if you do like wife feeding yeah if you've ever

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noticed that first their skills deteriorate they

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decline significantly no matter what age they

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are yeah and i think it's a psychological thing

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because like i said people distance themselves

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from you they're not as nice yeah They don't

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want you around their family and children, you

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know, stuff like that. And then I think it gets

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in their psyche that they're inferior. Unless

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you're a true sociopath and have zero remorse

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or conscience. Which could be, Justin Tucker.

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Which could be. But unless you're that, it will

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eat at you. You might justify it to yourself

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in all sorts of ways. You know, I'm doing it

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for my own reasons. I'm okay. I'm not a bad person.

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It's going to eat at you. I agree. Yeah. Yeah.

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Unless you just have absolutely no moral center

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at all. Well, let's face it. Justin Tucker was

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not a favored person at all. Yeah. He was not

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liked. He was very hard to get along with. He

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did dirty things to the other players. Kind of

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like Nick Lowry. Yeah, like Nick Lowry, yeah.

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Like Nick the Kick. Yeah. Yeah, he would go over

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there and pick fights with the opposite team

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and be a dick. So, you know, he pretty much gets

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what he, you know, it's justice, if you will.

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Karma is biting his ass. Yes. Yeah. Good job.

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Yep. Okay, got an update on the Cleveland Browns

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and the Art Modell Law. Oh, yeah. The Cleveland

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Browns were trying to leave the city limits of

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Cleveland for a suburb called Brook Park, and

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they had like a massive dome stadium they want

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to build there. Yeah. But there's this Art Modell

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Law that says if you use publicly funded venue

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for your sports team, you can't leave. without

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giving 60 days notice and putting your team up

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for sale. And if the city or the people of the

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city want to buy it, you have to sell it. Okay,

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that was taken to court, and the court decided

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that's not the city of Cleveland, that's the

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state of Ohio. So they can't leave the state

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of Ohio, but they can definitely leave Cleveland.

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So they're going to go to the suburbs like another

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certain team that we know of that we'll get into.

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Yes. So, yeah, Cleveland has closed on their

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property in Brook Park. So they are leaving downtown

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Cleveland for the suburbs, and that's that. Well,

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you know what? I mean, everybody loves a downtown

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stadium. Yeah. But if there's more money elsewhere,

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like Kansas City, they're going to go there.

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Paid a visit to the Cleveland Browns Stadium.

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I parked there when I went to the Rock and Roll

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Hall of Fame. You can walk from one to the other.

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That's what I thought. That's why they did that

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cross promotion. Yeah. And it's right there on

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the shore of whatever great lake that is. Erie?

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I think it's Erie. I think it's Erie. So you

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get a nice cold wind coming off that lake. Even

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though it was summer, that was a cold wind coming

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off the lake. But the downtown area of Cleveland,

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there was just nothing there. Yeah. I mean, if

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you want to go down and make a day of it, there's

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just nothing there. Or there wasn't then, when

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I visited about 10 years ago. You see, I find

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that surprising. Yeah. I mean, why wouldn't they

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build up the shoreline and the lake and all that?

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Wasn't that why they put the Rock and Roll Hall

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of Fame there? Exactly. And the stadium there,

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so they could develop around it? Nothing. Cleveland

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has been known as a cesspool for a while to other

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cities, and so I'm not dogging them. Yeah, I

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know it's really undesirable for other players

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to have to go to Cleveland just because they've

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had their reputation. It's not a real fun place

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to live. Yeah, so that would just go along with

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it. I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure the suburbs

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are more lively, but definitely an inclusion

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of more funds. Yeah. What is it about Ohio teams?

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We've got Cleveland that's kind of a dump. Cincinnati,

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who plays in the town that is one of the most

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racist cities in the Midwest, if not the country.

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I mean, what do these players think when they

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get traded or drafted by the Bengals and they

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show up and everybody hates them because of their

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skin color? It's like, is this 1950? What the

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hell is going on here? And all this is allegedly.

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Allegedly. Okay. If you can kind of notice by

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all the flack they get, and I'm talking about

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the Bengals, now you've got Ty Henderson not

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wanting to sign. You have Jamar Chase, and then

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you had, who's that other receiver that had problems

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with him? T. Higgins. Yeah, T. Higgins. Every

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one of their star players, except for Burrow,

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has had problems signing their contract. Yeah.

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So there's something a little bit more to it

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than that. I think so. It turns out Cincinnati

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is staying put, at least for this season. Yeah.

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And they're continuing to work out a deal. You

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see, I don't think that they're going to move.

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I don't think the NFL is going to allow them

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to move. Yeah, that's the thing to remember is

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no team can move without league approval. Exactly.

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So when Art Modell snuck the Browns out of Cleveland

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in the 90s and moved them to Baltimore and everyone

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woke up and, oh my God, the Browns have moved.

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The whole league office knew about it. All 32

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other teams knew about it. They just didn't tell

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anybody. No, you're right. Same thing when the

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Baltimore Colts left Baltimore and became the

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Indianapolis Colts in the middle of the night

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with like 10 moving trucks. Yeah. And everybody

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was shocked. Well, the league knew all about

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it because they'd already approved it. They just

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chose not to tell anybody. Yeah. That's the NFL.

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Yeah, that is the NFL. That's your friend, the

00:14:01.620 --> 00:14:07.059
NFL. But the NFL will do what the NFL needs to

00:14:07.059 --> 00:14:10.419
do to... Continue to make record profits. Oh,

00:14:10.419 --> 00:14:12.500
heck yeah. And that's all there is to it. It's

00:14:12.500 --> 00:14:16.480
about the money. Always has been. And if you

00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:18.940
think it's about the sport or the game or the...

00:14:18.940 --> 00:14:21.960
No, it's about the money. It is. Yeah, everything

00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:25.100
else has been. It's about the money. I would

00:14:25.100 --> 00:14:28.259
agree. Well, let's talk about Mark Donovan and

00:14:28.259 --> 00:14:32.299
the Kansas City Chiefs. Okay. Well, I... Oh,

00:14:32.299 --> 00:14:35.700
go ahead. I was kind of heartbroken when I saw

00:14:35.700 --> 00:14:39.320
this story yesterday. that Art Donovan, president

00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:42.159
of the Kansas City Chiefs, wrote a letter to

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the Kansas Senate. And this is public information

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because it's an elected body. And he was saying,

00:14:48.580 --> 00:14:53.899
we really want this to go forward to a dome stadium

00:14:53.899 --> 00:14:56.879
in Kansas. We really want to bring the NFL to

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Kansas. Please, please give us the extension

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on the deadline so we can make this work and

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make it happen because we really want to build

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a dome stadium in Kansas. Okay. That is in writing

00:15:07.850 --> 00:15:10.950
from the chief's president. Mark Donovan is intelligent,

00:15:11.250 --> 00:15:13.909
extremely intelligent. Yeah. And very savvy businessman.

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And let me go ahead and just go through a line

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of this. Okay. Kansas City. Yeah. One of the

00:15:20.629 --> 00:15:23.370
worst crime records in the country. Oh, yeah.

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Right next to Arrowhead Stadium, what is there,

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a Taco Bell? Maybe one, yeah. Yeah. An Amoco

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or something, a BP or something. In a shitty

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hotel. In a shitty hotel that I think has been

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abandoned. I don't even think it's a hotel anymore.

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It's some sort of an old complex that turned

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into a Christian athlete complex, but now I don't

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even know if it's that. There's nothing around

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it. We've had 50 years to develop the stadium

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area. We've done nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So,

00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:55.659
they look over at Kansas. They see the Speedway.

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Yep. They see Children's Mercy Park. They see

00:16:00.769 --> 00:16:04.409
the Legends. They see these beautiful infrastructures.

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Kansas said already, you come over here, we're

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going to give you a dome. A retractable dome

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will get a Super Bowl. Yeah, we'll be first in

00:16:15.269 --> 00:16:17.169
line for a Super Bowl once we have that dome

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stated. With our tradition and Patrick Mahomes

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at the helm and Andy Reid, we will get a Super

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Bowl sooner than later. And Missouri could have

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done something about this a long time ago, but

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they did not. Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri

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is going off the cliff and has been. It really

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is, yeah. It got too big too fast, and instead

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of having a good plan, all we had was corruption.

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Well, yeah, and all you have is people with photo

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ops. Yeah. you know right next to the streetcar

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hey look yeah then someone gets shot right next

00:16:49.250 --> 00:16:51.269
door have you ever seen those groundbreaking

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ceremonies where they get the politicians out

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there with the gold shovels and they pretend

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they're digging dirt isn't that the biggest circle

00:16:58.429 --> 00:17:01.889
jerk you've ever seen and it's just utterly useless

00:17:01.889 --> 00:17:05.029
really stupid and it's just a bunch of political

00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:08.839
hacks up there congratulating all it is is people

00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:11.220
trying to further their career yeah every photo

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op they can insert themselves into that's what

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they do and that's what you have around kansas

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city and that's what you had around chicago and

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that's what you had around every city that has

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failed i tell you the more often i see a politician's

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picture the more i hate them me too because they're

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spending their time getting their picture taken

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it's like get to work yeah i don't want to see

00:17:29.420 --> 00:17:31.440
your fucking mug i know what you look like you're

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my employee trump You're my employee, Quentin

00:17:34.099 --> 00:17:38.079
Lucas. Get your fucking ass to work. And you

00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:41.660
know why Topra said both parties? You know why

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I said both parties? Because both parties are

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scum. Yes, yes. Look, you may agree with one

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more than the other, but believe you me, if it

00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:52.900
came to their pocket and your pocket, it would

00:17:52.900 --> 00:17:55.039
be their pocket. And that's how come things are

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the way they are. How come you can have all this

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redevelopment going on and all these big corporations

00:18:00.180 --> 00:18:02.099
get all these tax breaks and then the people

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down the road that try to open up a business

00:18:03.819 --> 00:18:07.099
in the crossroads get taxed to death? The only

00:18:07.099 --> 00:18:11.640
consolation is it's way worse in England. Yeah,

00:18:11.660 --> 00:18:15.299
that's about it. It is so bad. I've been watching

00:18:15.299 --> 00:18:17.059
this show about this guy who's trying to run

00:18:17.059 --> 00:18:20.680
a farm in England. And the government is crushing

00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:23.779
the farmer in England. Just out and out trying

00:18:23.779 --> 00:18:27.319
to destroy them. Yeah. Like slaughterhouses in

00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:30.160
England. They change the rules and regulations

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on them so fast that the only ones they can keep

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up and survive are the big... industrial corporate

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ones. Uh -huh. And they're taking over. And that's

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what the legislature's for. Yeah. So Kansas City,

00:18:44.210 --> 00:18:46.329
Missouri legislature has been designed to make

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money for the people in power, but not to build

00:18:48.990 --> 00:18:52.430
us a stadium. Yes, absolutely. Okay, so we're

00:18:52.430 --> 00:18:55.609
talking about the Chiefs. Okay. Oh. Okay. We're

00:18:55.609 --> 00:18:57.369
talking about developing them around the Arrowhead

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Stadium. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. When

00:19:02.140 --> 00:19:05.420
the Chiefs move to Kansas and when the Royals

00:19:05.420 --> 00:19:09.200
move downtown, are they ever going to get another

00:19:09.200 --> 00:19:12.279
tenant for either of those stadiums? No. No,

00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:13.779
I don't think so either. It's going to be torn

00:19:13.779 --> 00:19:16.599
down. That's the sad part. Arrowhead Stadium

00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:19.339
and Royal Stadium are going to get demolished.

00:19:20.779 --> 00:19:23.180
Now, hopefully they will sell parts of it. Like,

00:19:23.220 --> 00:19:25.259
hey, you want to buy a seat that used to be in

00:19:25.259 --> 00:19:28.180
Arrowhead Stadium? Here it is for $175 or whatever.

00:19:28.420 --> 00:19:30.440
They will. But those stadiums are going to get

00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:33.859
torn down because the teams moved. So what do

00:19:33.859 --> 00:19:35.059
you think they're going to build in their place?

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I'm thinking maybe a Walmart. Probably. Probably.

00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:46.079
Yeah. That will close in six months. Yeah. Yes.

00:19:46.259 --> 00:19:51.279
Yeah. Yeah. Yep. How about a truck driving school?

00:19:51.779 --> 00:19:54.319
There we go. There we go. I think it will be

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one of those truck depot facilities. Yeah, yeah.

00:19:57.980 --> 00:20:00.460
No, it's going to be an Amazon warehouse. Oh,

00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:03.339
that's even better. Put a big -ass Amazon warehouse

00:20:03.339 --> 00:20:06.980
right where Mahomes and Dawson and Kelsey and

00:20:06.980 --> 00:20:09.400
Montana, all those people had all those excellent

00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:11.779
plays, all that years of excellence. Let's just

00:20:11.779 --> 00:20:14.059
tear it down and put a... frickin' Amazon warehouse

00:20:14.059 --> 00:20:16.900
in its place. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Mayor Lucas.

00:20:17.119 --> 00:20:20.259
Yes, thank you. And furthermore, more insult

00:20:20.259 --> 00:20:22.380
to injury, they could call it Mack Castle...

00:20:22.380 --> 00:20:26.859
Industrial Park. Industrial Park, yes. I'd love

00:20:26.859 --> 00:20:31.200
that. I would, too. Todd Haley Industrial Avenue.

00:20:31.680 --> 00:20:34.240
Yes. Todd Haley Avenue, Mack Castle Industrial

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Park. The Todd Haley Welcoming Center. Yes, that

00:20:38.539 --> 00:20:40.460
would be a good one. It hits you in the face.

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It throws a beer at you. And then it pouts like

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a little five -year -old. Now, the interesting

00:20:47.140 --> 00:20:49.160
thing I forgot to mention, when Mark Donovan

00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:52.839
wrote this letter, the Missouri legislature responded

00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:55.900
with, oh, well, that's just a formality. It was

00:20:55.900 --> 00:20:59.420
no big deal. Yeah, it was just a formality. Bullshit.

00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:01.960
I know that. Even Missouri's political spin is

00:21:01.960 --> 00:21:04.059
getting pretty weak. They can't come up with

00:21:04.059 --> 00:21:06.640
a better lie than that. Why in the world would

00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:09.509
you just go, I mean. I would have been so adamant

00:21:09.509 --> 00:21:11.349
about that, going, no, that's what they all do.

00:21:11.410 --> 00:21:13.289
It's a positioning. It's a point. It's trying

00:21:13.289 --> 00:21:16.970
to get us to react, and we did. But no. You know

00:21:16.970 --> 00:21:18.690
what? No, no, no. This is Mark Donovan being

00:21:18.690 --> 00:21:22.109
a great businessman, which he is. Yep. And that's

00:21:22.109 --> 00:21:26.230
why he has that spot. Yeah. But for me, what's

00:21:26.230 --> 00:21:30.630
more insulting than being lied to is being lied

00:21:30.630 --> 00:21:34.099
to poorly. Yeah. It's like... You didn't even

00:21:34.099 --> 00:21:36.259
take the time and effort to come up with a good

00:21:36.259 --> 00:21:39.519
lie or a believable lie. You put no effort into

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.039
this. You thought I was just going to believe

00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:44.160
this sack of shit. No, I know. You have no respect

00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:46.000
for me whatsoever. You think I'm going to buy

00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:48.119
this. It was almost like it caught him off guard

00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:50.960
so quick. Yeah. That they didn't know, you know,

00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:53.500
it was like a quick, what do we... Somebody released

00:21:53.500 --> 00:21:55.420
a statement that it was expected and we knew

00:21:55.420 --> 00:21:57.640
it and it's a formality. Okay, it's either that

00:21:57.640 --> 00:22:00.660
or they thought, we'd better downplay this. Let's

00:22:00.660 --> 00:22:03.000
soft serve this guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, that old

00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:07.039
thing. Yeah, I think it's, you know, dead man

00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:09.059
walking time. I think it is, too. It really is.

00:22:09.259 --> 00:22:11.480
And honestly, if I were the Chiefs, I would look

00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:14.019
to go to Johnson County as well or even Wyandotte

00:22:14.019 --> 00:22:16.460
County. One of the two. Now, that whole complex

00:22:16.460 --> 00:22:19.369
that used to be the sprint... and then it was

00:22:19.369 --> 00:22:22.910
T -Mobile, and now it's Asperia. One of the partners,

00:22:23.069 --> 00:22:25.349
one of the part owners of the Chiefs has bought

00:22:25.349 --> 00:22:27.730
most of that. And that's where the Chiefs offices

00:22:27.730 --> 00:22:29.470
are going to be, where their training facility

00:22:29.470 --> 00:22:32.549
is going to be. And the stadium is going to be

00:22:32.549 --> 00:22:35.589
in Wyandotte County near the racetrack because

00:22:35.589 --> 00:22:39.250
they can borrow their parking. They won't have

00:22:39.250 --> 00:22:41.809
to build all their own parking because there's

00:22:41.809 --> 00:22:43.630
pretty much never going to be a day where there's

00:22:43.630 --> 00:22:46.130
a race and a football game in the same weekend.

00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:50.160
So the Chiefs will always be able to use the

00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:52.480
racetrack's parking lot. Maybe they can knock

00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:55.039
down Warren Buckplug's place over there. That

00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:57.579
could work. Did I say Buckplug? Warren Buffet.

00:22:59.380 --> 00:23:01.519
Warren Buffet. Maybe they can knock down his

00:23:01.519 --> 00:23:04.220
Nebraska Furniture Mart and put in something

00:23:04.220 --> 00:23:07.079
useful like a stadium. They're not calling it

00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:09.000
Nebraska Furniture Mart anymore. Oh, what are

00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:11.019
they calling it? All the advertisements say NFM.

00:23:11.649 --> 00:23:13.650
They're going by their initials now. The softer

00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:16.589
gentle. Yes. It's like the Jewish Community Center

00:23:16.589 --> 00:23:19.309
in Johnson County. They won't call themselves

00:23:19.309 --> 00:23:20.970
the Jewish Community Center anymore. Yeah, because

00:23:20.970 --> 00:23:22.670
someone will kill them. They call themselves

00:23:22.670 --> 00:23:28.650
the J. The J. It's all those neurotic, insecure

00:23:28.650 --> 00:23:32.150
Johnson County housewives don't have to feel

00:23:32.150 --> 00:23:34.329
weird about going someplace that says Jew on

00:23:34.329 --> 00:23:36.789
it. Oh, no. Here's what I thought it was. It's

00:23:36.789 --> 00:23:39.769
so they don't get shot. Well, that could be true.

00:23:39.789 --> 00:23:41.670
People have already been shot there. That's true,

00:23:41.809 --> 00:23:44.509
that's true. The other guy showed up to the Jewish

00:23:44.509 --> 00:23:46.589
community center and shot five people, none of

00:23:46.589 --> 00:23:53.519
which were Jews. He ran for Senate, too, didn't

00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:55.740
he? The Senate of Kansas or something, I thought.

00:23:55.779 --> 00:23:57.359
I wouldn't be surprised. No, I'm pretty sure

00:23:57.359 --> 00:24:02.019
he did. Hey, if Washington, D .C. will re -elect

00:24:02.019 --> 00:24:05.420
crackhead Marion Barry, this guy's got a shot.

00:24:05.660 --> 00:24:08.019
How about that idiot over there in California?

00:24:10.460 --> 00:24:11.619
They're all idiots over there in California.

00:24:11.619 --> 00:24:12.799
Yeah, that's what I was getting ready to say.

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:17.240
I can't think of his name, but they're all. Yeah,

00:24:17.339 --> 00:24:20.119
I don't blame the Chiefs at all. I would move

00:24:20.119 --> 00:24:22.119
too. I don't care what Missouri offered me. I'd

00:24:22.119 --> 00:24:24.400
still move. I'd be like, no, you guys need to

00:24:24.400 --> 00:24:28.299
concentrate on yourselves. We can't have a relationship

00:24:28.299 --> 00:24:29.980
right now because you've got to work on yourself.

00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.980
That's it. And then a couple weeks ago, I was

00:24:32.980 --> 00:24:35.380
giving a deposition in a room full of lawyers.

00:24:35.900 --> 00:24:38.200
And during a break in the proceedings, one of

00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:39.740
the lawyers was talking to the other and saying,

00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:41.700
hey, where's your office? And it was some office

00:24:41.700 --> 00:24:46.220
here downtown. And then she said, but we're all

00:24:46.220 --> 00:24:48.460
getting kicked out. I said, why are you getting

00:24:48.460 --> 00:24:50.160
kicked out? It's like someone bought the building,

00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:52.779
is gonna turn it into condos because they believe

00:24:52.779 --> 00:24:57.619
the Royal Stadium is gonna be right nearby. So

00:24:57.619 --> 00:25:00.779
the real estate speculation has already started

00:25:00.779 --> 00:25:03.980
based on the Royals moving downtown. People are

00:25:03.980 --> 00:25:06.359
buying buildings and turning them into condos.

00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:08.960
because they're that sure that the Royals are

00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.099
moving downtown. That's good enough for me. I

00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:13.000
think the deal's been cut. Yeah, they're not

00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:15.920
telling us yet, but the deal's been done. They're

00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.619
like, well, we might as well concentrate everything

00:25:17.619 --> 00:25:19.400
on the Royals because we know the Chiefs have

00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:23.000
left. Yeah, and very earliest, they'll wait until

00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:25.640
after the baseball season is over to tell us,

00:25:25.700 --> 00:25:28.299
oh, by the way, that was the last time we're

00:25:28.299 --> 00:25:31.079
going to be in. And also, the Royals need more

00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:34.240
help. They do. They do. Yeah, I think as soon

00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:36.920
as they get a stadium plan and get it built,

00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:41.000
they are gone. They are gone. Yeah. And the reason

00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:46.599
is, is because... Oh. That's my take my pills

00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:52.059
alarm. Oh, okay. I already did. Okay, cool. Anyhow,

00:25:52.099 --> 00:25:54.480
I mean, do you want to keep going on that? I

00:25:54.480 --> 00:26:00.190
think we kind of hashed it. Yeah. Okay. Let's

00:26:00.190 --> 00:26:03.710
see, was interested to read that the Patriots

00:26:03.710 --> 00:26:08.049
have drafted three kickers in the last five years.

00:26:09.289 --> 00:26:11.630
Apparently it's not working out, so Andy Borgalis

00:26:11.630 --> 00:26:15.190
is the latest. They moved on from Gostkowski

00:26:15.190 --> 00:26:18.410
in 20, remember Gostkowski? Yeah. In 2020 they

00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:21.490
moved on from him, and this is their third drafted

00:26:21.490 --> 00:26:23.730
kicker in five years. They don't seem to be able

00:26:23.730 --> 00:26:27.609
to get it right. Well, I don't know what happened.

00:26:28.210 --> 00:26:31.630
Evidently, Bill Belichick had more to do with

00:26:31.630 --> 00:26:33.869
everything than everybody thought. When Tom Brady

00:26:33.869 --> 00:26:35.990
left and he went and won a Super Bowl in Tampa,

00:26:36.210 --> 00:26:41.309
everybody crossed out Belichick's name. No, he

00:26:41.309 --> 00:26:42.950
had a lot more to do with it than we thought,

00:26:43.150 --> 00:26:46.390
obviously. Yeah, there was more to it than just

00:26:46.390 --> 00:26:49.410
calling the plays. He was the guy that came in

00:26:49.410 --> 00:26:52.519
and said, no, we shouldn't do that. Here's what

00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:54.559
we need to do. Hey, how about look at this guy?

00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:58.339
He was the guy. He was the, uh, the suggester.

00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:01.259
I think they came in and make great suggestions

00:27:01.259 --> 00:27:04.779
that they listened to. So I don't think he was

00:27:04.779 --> 00:27:08.420
the GM obviously per se, but he was the counselor.

00:27:08.500 --> 00:27:11.539
He was the guy that they went there and, um,

00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:14.359
and asked it. They ran it through him. The filters.

00:27:14.420 --> 00:27:20.559
Yeah. Yeah. And so evidently, uh, after both

00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:23.529
left, They have nothing. Yeah, it's kind of a

00:27:23.529 --> 00:27:25.289
shell of what it used to be, and they weren't

00:27:25.289 --> 00:27:28.390
really prepared to replace everything that those

00:27:28.390 --> 00:27:30.670
two gave them. Which surprises me because it

00:27:30.670 --> 00:27:33.650
was coming for years. Well, that tells you the

00:27:33.650 --> 00:27:37.910
attitude of their owner, who figured, we're wonderful,

00:27:38.049 --> 00:27:39.710
we're great, we're perfect, we'll just coast

00:27:39.710 --> 00:27:41.869
along, no problem, we'll replace Brady, we'll

00:27:41.869 --> 00:27:44.250
replace Belichick, we're the Patriots. Kraft

00:27:44.250 --> 00:27:46.950
is too busy getting rub and tuck somewhere. Robert

00:27:46.950 --> 00:27:52.299
Kraft, the human trafficker. Yes. No, no, actually,

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:54.400
this one is. I know, I know, I'm joking right

00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:56.779
now. Yeah, this one's not a legend. He was actually

00:27:56.779 --> 00:28:00.079
convicted. Yeah, he was convicted. He was convicted,

00:28:00.099 --> 00:28:03.099
and the NFL League office said, eh, he's too

00:28:03.099 --> 00:28:04.799
important to us. He makes us too much money.

00:28:04.819 --> 00:28:06.240
We're just going to forget it. Yeah, we're going

00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:07.900
to sweep it under the rug. He got absolutely

00:28:07.900 --> 00:28:11.319
zero penalty or punishment for the league. They

00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:14.019
just said, don't worry about it, dude. I say

00:28:14.019 --> 00:28:17.519
that sarcastically. Allegedly. Allegedly. Because

00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:20.099
we're in such a litigious society that you have

00:28:20.099 --> 00:28:23.359
to say that on everything. Yes. But if they ask,

00:28:23.380 --> 00:28:25.400
we're talking about somebody else. Just happen

00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.900
to have the same day. Yeah, that's right. And

00:28:27.900 --> 00:28:30.500
that's something that people don't realize. And

00:28:30.500 --> 00:28:32.359
then, like I always said, if you really want

00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.839
to say something, don't say it. But you say it

00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:39.339
with so much force that you are saying it. Yep.

00:28:40.250 --> 00:28:43.289
It's just like Aaron Rodgers and Devontae Adams

00:28:43.289 --> 00:28:46.410
did not have any type of a sexual relationship

00:28:46.410 --> 00:28:51.029
at all. Never, never, never, never. All those

00:28:51.029 --> 00:28:54.670
accusations of the Eagles head coach raping children,

00:28:54.849 --> 00:28:59.470
they haven't been proven yet. No. Which is technically

00:28:59.470 --> 00:29:04.759
true. Was there accusations or not? No. Oh, okay.

00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:06.920
I was like thinking, did I miss something? Okay.

00:29:07.339 --> 00:29:09.819
You're illustrating. I got what you did. Okay.

00:29:11.019 --> 00:29:14.259
Want to hear some news about Deshaun Watson?

00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:19.480
Yes. While we're there, we might as well. Might

00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.339
as well. We'll talk about Tucker. We'll talk

00:29:21.339 --> 00:29:24.819
about Watson. He's been hanging out at Cleveland's

00:29:24.819 --> 00:29:28.519
activities and OTAs and things. There was like

00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:33.380
a strength... deal for the quarterbacks recently,

00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:36.380
and he was there watching, pulled a hoodie over

00:29:36.380 --> 00:29:38.220
his face so nobody could really see it was him.

00:29:38.740 --> 00:29:41.920
But they say he has been in the building in a

00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:45.259
walking boot throwing passes to receivers so

00:29:45.259 --> 00:29:47.920
they could practice. And apparently the Browns

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:51.640
are happy to have him. Now his status is he's

00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:53.779
going to start the season on the pup list, which

00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:57.170
is physically unable to perform. which means

00:29:57.170 --> 00:30:00.730
he's going to have probably five to six weeks

00:30:00.730 --> 00:30:04.049
that he has to be out, and then he'll have like

00:30:04.049 --> 00:30:07.049
a five - or six -week window where they can activate

00:30:07.049 --> 00:30:08.930
him or he'll have to stay on the list the whole

00:30:08.930 --> 00:30:10.950
season. How many years does he have left on his

00:30:10.950 --> 00:30:17.970
contract? Two, I think. Okay. But they're saying

00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:21.730
late November, early December, he could be activated

00:30:21.730 --> 00:30:25.210
and get out on the field. Well, I suppose they

00:30:25.210 --> 00:30:27.519
have nothing to lose. Yeah, because what I'm

00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:31.140
hearing is Shador Sanders is looking like third

00:30:31.140 --> 00:30:34.059
string so far in camp. Now, maybe he's going

00:30:34.059 --> 00:30:36.099
to go out there and set the world on fire in

00:30:36.099 --> 00:30:37.839
the preseason games because there are plenty

00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.859
of players who are lousy in practice but great

00:30:40.859 --> 00:30:43.940
on game day, like Derek Thomas. He was crap in

00:30:43.940 --> 00:30:45.940
practice. Oh, God, yeah, he would never practice

00:30:45.940 --> 00:30:48.420
a lot of times. Yeah, but they knew on game day

00:30:48.420 --> 00:30:51.460
he was going to be all there. He'd show up hungover

00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:55.609
the day of the game. He still had a great game,

00:30:55.630 --> 00:30:57.750
though. He was that much of an athlete to where

00:30:57.750 --> 00:31:00.230
it didn't matter. I'm still rooting for Shadur

00:31:00.230 --> 00:31:03.150
Sanders to do something spectacular in this league.

00:31:03.329 --> 00:31:05.710
Yeah, me too. I would love to see this. So far,

00:31:05.750 --> 00:31:07.750
he's not showing any signs of it. No, and another

00:31:07.750 --> 00:31:11.829
thing is his speeding ticket. It wasn't a fact

00:31:11.829 --> 00:31:13.690
that he was speeding, and a couple of times,

00:31:13.789 --> 00:31:16.509
here's what it is, his reaction to it. Yeah.

00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:20.640
Your reaction to it is everything. You just got

00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:22.400
to be like, you know, man, I made some boneheaded

00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.240
moves. I'm trying to get better. I'm a work in

00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:28.859
progress. I'm sorry. No, no humility, no humbleness

00:31:28.859 --> 00:31:31.400
at all. Yeah, he's surprised that it's such a

00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:34.640
big deal. Yeah, he should have been like, I'm

00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:36.559
sorry, everybody. I let you down. I'm going to

00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:39.539
try to be a better person. Yeah, it was really

00:31:39.539 --> 00:31:44.119
a bad look for him. And I'm hoping that his dad...

00:31:44.410 --> 00:31:46.230
Talked to him in private and said, this isn't

00:31:46.230 --> 00:31:48.490
the way you do it. I don't think his dad has

00:31:48.490 --> 00:31:50.529
any influence on him at all. I really don't.

00:31:50.529 --> 00:31:52.970
I really don't. I think he's doing stupid shit

00:31:52.970 --> 00:31:58.430
and that's just the way it is. Anyhow, you got

00:31:58.430 --> 00:32:02.670
anything? Let's see. Oh, remember a Bears cornerback

00:32:02.670 --> 00:32:05.769
named Charles Tillman? Yes, yeah. I think he

00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:08.970
played for about 10 years or so. He is now an

00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:13.380
FBI agent. Really? Yeah. And not Pat Tillman,

00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:14.859
if people are thinking of him. No, Pat Tillman

00:32:14.859 --> 00:32:17.259
is deceased. Yeah, he played for Arizona and

00:32:17.259 --> 00:32:20.240
joined the military to go fight Afghanistan.

00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:22.839
He was an Army Ranger and died in friendly fire,

00:32:22.940 --> 00:32:24.500
which they covered up for a long time. They covered

00:32:24.500 --> 00:32:26.220
up for years, said, oh, no, it was the enemy.

00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:30.480
No, it was us. Yeah. Sad story. Yeah, thank you,

00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:33.619
military, for lying to us. Yeah. Anyway, Charles

00:32:33.619 --> 00:32:37.180
Tillman, cornerback. When he retired, he enrolled

00:32:37.180 --> 00:32:41.180
in the FBI training program at Quantico. I thought

00:32:41.180 --> 00:32:44.359
that was just the CIA, but I think that's somewhere

00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:48.099
else. That's a good point. But anyway, he's now

00:32:48.099 --> 00:32:51.160
a full -fledged FBI agent. And in fact, he was

00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:54.019
recently part of a raid on the home of Chicago

00:32:54.019 --> 00:32:58.619
rapper Lil Reese, who was very surprised to see

00:32:58.619 --> 00:33:00.680
ex -football player Charles Tillman with a badge

00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.220
and a gun. Charles Tillman, what are you doing

00:33:02.220 --> 00:33:05.190
here? Well, you know, I had to do something after

00:33:05.190 --> 00:33:09.269
football. Well, his dad was apparently a real

00:33:09.269 --> 00:33:12.390
law and order guy. And like, by the way, if you

00:33:12.390 --> 00:33:15.430
have any cocaine, flush it. Or get ready to go

00:33:15.430 --> 00:33:17.269
for your bedroom. I understand that's where you

00:33:17.269 --> 00:33:20.210
keep the cocaine at. Go ahead and flush it. Anyhow,

00:33:20.210 --> 00:33:23.329
go ahead. And I want those signed picture discs.

00:33:23.869 --> 00:33:30.049
Oh, yes. Yeah, put them on my doorstep. Well,

00:33:30.069 --> 00:33:33.950
the last thing I got for football is ESPN's list

00:33:33.950 --> 00:33:36.809
of the top 10 teams that had the best offseason.

00:33:37.150 --> 00:33:42.670
Oh, okay. So we'll start with number 10. And

00:33:42.670 --> 00:33:45.789
they said it was Cleveland. They added D -tackle

00:33:45.789 --> 00:33:49.289
Mason Graham, running back Quinshawn Judkins,

00:33:49.490 --> 00:33:52.609
quarterbacks Dylan Gabriel and Shadur Sanders.

00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:57.960
So that gave him enough juice to be 10 on the

00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.599
list. Okay, I can kind of get that. And also

00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:03.720
Shador Sanders, with his physical ability, if

00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:06.559
they could get him to catch fire, they might

00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:08.340
be on to something. Because he's still an unknown

00:34:08.340 --> 00:34:10.579
at this point. He could do something. Everything

00:34:10.579 --> 00:34:13.920
is right now. He has got to apply himself and

00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:15.960
take it seriously. If he does that, he could

00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:18.860
be a top -notch quarterback. Because he has the

00:34:18.860 --> 00:34:23.400
ability of Mahomes. But that mind isn't there.

00:34:24.289 --> 00:34:26.630
There's that new breed of quarterback that came

00:34:26.630 --> 00:34:29.590
out. They grew up playing Madden football on

00:34:29.590 --> 00:34:33.050
the Xbox. And they grew up using absolutely every

00:34:33.050 --> 00:34:35.590
feature of the most advanced setting and learning

00:34:35.590 --> 00:34:38.650
it all. And the quarterbacks who come in and

00:34:38.650 --> 00:34:41.510
just rely on raw talent to make it through, they're

00:34:41.510 --> 00:34:44.670
going to get blown out of the water right away.

00:34:44.909 --> 00:34:47.590
Yes. And if Shadur Sanders, I don't know, but

00:34:47.590 --> 00:34:50.449
if he is thinking that his natural ability and

00:34:50.449 --> 00:34:53.170
his last name are going to be good enough, no,

00:34:53.230 --> 00:34:56.420
they're not. I'll put it like this. Let's take

00:34:56.420 --> 00:35:01.440
Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, even

00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:05.219
Jalen Hurts to an extent, and put them all together

00:35:05.219 --> 00:35:07.760
in all the highlight reels that you have. That

00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:10.260
is what the quarterbacks today are looking at.

00:35:10.460 --> 00:35:13.719
They're not looking at Lenny Dawson scrambling

00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:15.760
a couple of feet here and there and throwing

00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:18.400
a bullet to somebody like Thomas or somebody.

00:35:19.260 --> 00:35:23.079
Not Emmitt Thomas, was it? Anyhow, it doesn't

00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:26.659
matter. So that's not what they're looking at.

00:35:26.659 --> 00:35:28.579
Emmitt Smith. Emmitt Smith, yeah, thank you.

00:35:28.699 --> 00:35:31.460
There wasn't Emmitt Thomas. Yeah, yeah, that's

00:35:31.460 --> 00:35:38.760
right. Okay, Emmitt Smith and all them. So that's

00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:40.019
what they're looking at. They're not looking

00:35:40.019 --> 00:35:41.920
at the old -fashioned quarterback in the pocket.

00:35:42.219 --> 00:35:45.360
And it's a telling thing that prior to the draft,

00:35:45.460 --> 00:35:47.880
when Shador Sanders was doing all the wrong things

00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:52.480
and hurting his draft status, despite... Deion

00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:55.400
Sanders' popularity, nobody reached out to him

00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:58.179
and said, hey, your kid is hurting himself. You

00:35:58.179 --> 00:36:00.079
need to have a talk with him or he's going to

00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.980
slide down the draft. Nobody told him that because

00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:06.860
they don't think enough of his kid to bother

00:36:06.860 --> 00:36:08.739
doing that. Well, another problem is when he

00:36:08.739 --> 00:36:11.159
became his kid's agent. Yeah, then he was the

00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.280
enemy. Yeah, he was the enemy. He wasn't a guy

00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:16.300
you go, hey, Deion, could you come here for a

00:36:16.300 --> 00:36:19.519
second? Yeah. I kind of saw your kid, you know,

00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.280
maybe you need to get a little talk with him

00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:23.840
or something. They're not doing that now. They're

00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:25.760
like, no, let him keep fucking up. I can get

00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.460
this guy on the cheap, and then maybe we can

00:36:28.460 --> 00:36:31.099
process him into something good. Yeah. So, yeah,

00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:32.920
he should have never became his agent, in my

00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:34.780
opinion. Yeah, I think it would have gone a little

00:36:34.780 --> 00:36:36.739
better for him if he hadn't. I think so, too.

00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:39.460
But, anyhow, that's neither here nor there. All

00:36:39.460 --> 00:36:41.599
right. Well, number nine on the improved list

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.420
is Philadelphia Eagles. They've added linebacker

00:36:44.420 --> 00:36:47.059
Josh Uche. who I think was with the Chiefs last

00:36:47.059 --> 00:36:50.500
year. Yeah, he was. Linebacker Aziz Ojulari,

00:36:50.500 --> 00:36:54.340
cornerback Adore Jackson, and they drafted pass

00:36:54.340 --> 00:36:57.780
rusher Jihad Holy War Campbell. Oh, yeah. And

00:36:57.780 --> 00:37:01.159
safety Andrew Makuba and interior D lineman Ty

00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.599
Robinson. Otis Taylor is the guy I was trying

00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:06.480
to think of. Yes. Okay. Anyhow, how I got Emmitt

00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:08.360
Thomas from that, I don't know. There was an

00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:11.679
Emlin Tunnel as well. Yeah, okay. There's all

00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:14.530
sorts of interesting names. There is. So I agree

00:37:14.530 --> 00:37:16.429
Philadelphia has added a lot of good players.

00:37:17.130 --> 00:37:23.110
And Saquon Barkley is awesome. I mean, they added

00:37:23.110 --> 00:37:25.969
a boatload on defense. That's all this is, is

00:37:25.969 --> 00:37:28.530
defensive players. Well, that's intelligent because

00:37:28.530 --> 00:37:30.329
they lost quite a bit on defense. Yeah, they

00:37:30.329 --> 00:37:37.400
did. Eight on the list is Indianapolis. Now,

00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:38.840
some of these teams made the list because they

00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:40.679
had a long way to improve and they made a big

00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.039
step. Yeah, that's kind of what I thought. When

00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.760
you're at zero and you get to ten, that's a big

00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:49.619
step. So they added quarterback Daniel Jones.

00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:55.400
Okay. Tight end Tyler Warren. Cornerback Charverius

00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:57.380
Ward, who used to be a chief. Yeah, you know

00:37:57.380 --> 00:37:59.400
what? I mean, that guy has ability. He's not

00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:02.599
always consistent, but he has ability. And they

00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:05.820
added safety Cameron Bynum. So two on offense,

00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:09.690
two on defense. Okay. And, you know, Daniel Jones,

00:38:10.030 --> 00:38:12.090
me, I don't know if they're going to get a lot

00:38:12.090 --> 00:38:14.650
out of him in Indy, but he probably won't lose

00:38:14.650 --> 00:38:19.449
too many games. No. And Indy's quarterback who

00:38:19.449 --> 00:38:22.329
said, no, it was that 49ers player who refused

00:38:22.329 --> 00:38:25.289
to go back in in a game last season because it

00:38:25.289 --> 00:38:27.170
was a losing effort and he knew there was no

00:38:27.170 --> 00:38:30.570
point. He said the other days, like, I was mentally

00:38:30.570 --> 00:38:34.269
exhausted and pretty much out of it, and I wouldn't

00:38:34.269 --> 00:38:37.699
have said that on a normal day. But I was so

00:38:37.699 --> 00:38:39.840
exhausted and my brain wasn't working right.

00:38:40.139 --> 00:38:42.599
Is that a championship attitude, though? No.

00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.820
No. You don't make excuses. You say, all right,

00:38:45.820 --> 00:38:48.039
I screwed up. I'll do better next time. That's

00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:49.940
all you've got to say. He's a problem to me,

00:38:50.019 --> 00:38:53.739
but whatever. Here's one that's kind of scary.

00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:57.300
Number seven on the list of improved teams, Buffalo.

00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:02.639
Buffalo. We don't need Buffalo to improve. No,

00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:04.820
I know. They're hard enough already. Well, you've

00:39:04.820 --> 00:39:06.980
got to look at it. From their perspective. Yeah.

00:39:07.179 --> 00:39:10.539
Yeah. Every year, you have one team that you

00:39:10.539 --> 00:39:13.340
lose to, and you can never make it to the promised

00:39:13.340 --> 00:39:17.239
land. So what can you do? Well, here's what they

00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:20.400
did. They added wide receivers Josh Palmer and

00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:25.300
Elijah Moore. They added D -end Joey Bosa. Oh.

00:39:27.139 --> 00:39:32.860
Defensile end Michael Hecht from the CFL. D -tackle

00:39:32.860 --> 00:39:37.500
Larry Ogunjobi. Both of those two, Pecht and

00:39:37.500 --> 00:39:41.079
Ogunjovi, are suspended for the first six games.

00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:44.840
Okay. They didn't say why. Okay. They've also

00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:48.559
added D -tackled TJ Sanders, D -end Landon Jackson,

00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:52.760
and D -tackled Dion Walker. Lots of defense.

00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:55.679
Well, if you ask me, they had a better draft

00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:57.460
than most of them, except maybe Philadelphia.

00:39:57.579 --> 00:39:59.460
Yeah. Well, some of this is draft, some of this

00:39:59.460 --> 00:40:04.940
is free agent. Oh, okay, okay. But... Mahomes

00:40:04.940 --> 00:40:08.800
is going to have probably at least three -quarters

00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:11.599
of a second less in the pocket with all those

00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:14.239
people coming at him this year. That's going

00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:16.260
to be interesting. Well, that's the problem when

00:40:16.260 --> 00:40:20.000
you're at the top, man. I mean, look at our division

00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:23.559
alone, but go ahead. Next on the list, we have

00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:27.579
Carolina. They have a long ways to go. They added

00:40:27.579 --> 00:40:32.030
D -tackle Bobby Brown III. I love the name Bobby

00:40:32.030 --> 00:40:34.010
Brown. Yeah, let's get ready to say. Because

00:40:34.010 --> 00:40:35.829
there's that Bobby Brown that was beating up

00:40:35.829 --> 00:40:38.789
on Whitney Houston's daughter. There's the Bobby

00:40:38.789 --> 00:40:41.469
Brown that was the hot model that was in the

00:40:41.469 --> 00:40:43.949
Cherry Pie video for Warren. That says that Paul

00:40:43.949 --> 00:40:47.710
Stanley is a creep. Yeah. Yeah. And there's the

00:40:47.710 --> 00:40:50.670
Bobby Brown that is the Frank Zappa song. Oh,

00:40:50.670 --> 00:40:54.710
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is filthy and profane,

00:40:54.710 --> 00:40:57.070
and I highly suggest you go listen to it. Yeah.

00:40:57.110 --> 00:41:01.590
Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa. Wow. And he wasn't

00:41:01.590 --> 00:41:03.429
talking about the groupie because she was much

00:41:03.429 --> 00:41:08.090
later. Yes. Carolina also added D .N. to Tershawn

00:41:08.090 --> 00:41:11.909
Wharton. Oh, yeah, good one. Linebacker Patrick

00:41:11.909 --> 00:41:15.309
Jones II, and they drafted in the first round

00:41:15.309 --> 00:41:19.289
wide receiver Tetairoa McMillan. That's pretty

00:41:19.289 --> 00:41:23.309
awesome. You have a name like Tetairoa and a

00:41:23.309 --> 00:41:26.670
last name McMillan. That's awesome. That's just

00:41:26.670 --> 00:41:29.769
awesome. How does that happen? It's like a Hawaiian

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:33.750
first name and an Irish last name. Yeah, that's

00:41:33.750 --> 00:41:36.829
what I was going to say. Okay. Well, that's cool.

00:41:36.969 --> 00:41:39.210
Whatever. For all we knew, they just made the

00:41:39.210 --> 00:41:41.909
whole thing up. But, hey, do that too. It's your

00:41:41.909 --> 00:41:46.070
name. Irish Hawaiian. Wow. Yeah. It's funny when

00:41:46.070 --> 00:41:48.190
you think of it. Your name is the noise people

00:41:48.190 --> 00:41:52.809
make to get your attention. True. So why shouldn't

00:41:52.809 --> 00:41:54.909
you get to choose it yourself? Imagine you had

00:41:54.909 --> 00:41:59.369
a large man with a horrible temper. And drinks

00:41:59.369 --> 00:42:02.809
a lot. This is all just because of the stereotypes.

00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:05.769
Just joking. Don't want anyone offended. Well,

00:42:05.909 --> 00:42:07.610
you know what? No, this is our podcast. I don't

00:42:07.610 --> 00:42:09.329
care if you're offended. Yeah, we get to offend.

00:42:09.429 --> 00:42:12.070
Yeah, yes. All right, next up on the list, Washington

00:42:12.070 --> 00:42:15.630
Commanders. They have added left tackle Laramie

00:42:15.630 --> 00:42:19.880
Tunsell. Who's good, but he's injury prone. Yeah.

00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:22.920
That's why the Chiefs passed on him. Yes. And

00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:26.159
they added wide receiver Debo Samuel, who used

00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:31.480
to be, what, a 49er? Yeah, he was on his – he's

00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:34.900
lukewarm now, Debo. But it makes sense for Washington.

00:42:34.900 --> 00:42:38.340
It does for Washington because you have – Someone

00:42:38.340 --> 00:42:40.119
for Jayden Daniels to throw to. Yeah, you have

00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:42.099
another target, and also you have something that

00:42:42.099 --> 00:42:44.840
they have to concentrate on. Yeah. If Debo's

00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:47.440
healthy, you have to acknowledge him being in

00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:50.590
the lineup. You've got to put one and maybe one

00:42:50.590 --> 00:42:52.250
and three -quarters people on. You don't have

00:42:52.250 --> 00:42:53.909
to necessarily double -team them. You've got

00:42:53.909 --> 00:42:58.050
to have somebody nearby. Yeah. Next up, and this

00:42:58.050 --> 00:43:02.190
is also scary, number four on the list of teams

00:43:02.190 --> 00:43:06.150
with great off -seasons, Denver. Oops. Yeah.

00:43:06.309 --> 00:43:09.289
They added tight end Evan Ingram. There you go.

00:43:09.650 --> 00:43:13.429
And something I've noticed with the Chiefs historically

00:43:13.429 --> 00:43:16.190
is the Chiefs have trouble defending other teams'

00:43:16.309 --> 00:43:18.969
tight ends. Yes. for some reason, even though

00:43:18.969 --> 00:43:20.570
we've got great ones. They're wide open in the

00:43:20.570 --> 00:43:22.630
middle so much. We've had Tony Gonzalez. We have

00:43:22.630 --> 00:43:25.789
Jason, Travis Kelsey. We've had good tight ends.

00:43:25.789 --> 00:43:29.170
We think we know how they work, but eh. They

00:43:29.170 --> 00:43:33.210
also added running back J .K. Dobbins, running

00:43:33.210 --> 00:43:38.710
back R .J. Harvey, safety Talanoa Hufanga, and

00:43:38.710 --> 00:43:43.239
linebacker Dre Greenlaw. I remember Dre Greenlaw

00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:45.519
from last year, and I remember seeing his name

00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:48.320
in on a lot of tackles. Was he a free agent?

00:43:48.659 --> 00:43:50.860
Yeah, these were all free agents they seemed

00:43:50.860 --> 00:43:54.480
to have added. They didn't list anyone that Denver

00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:58.719
drafted. Oh, okay. They had a better free agency

00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:00.920
to draft. That's why they had free agencies,

00:44:00.940 --> 00:44:05.300
because their drafting does so well. Okay, number

00:44:05.300 --> 00:44:09.739
three, Minnesota. They've added center Ryan Kelly.

00:44:09.880 --> 00:44:13.960
Okay. Offensive guard Will Fries. Freeze Fries.

00:44:14.139 --> 00:44:17.599
Freeze. F -R -I -E -S. And they have first round

00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:20.840
draft pick offensive guard J .J. McCarthy. So

00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:24.519
they have a new center and two new guards. That

00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:27.519
interior line is going to be much better. Well,

00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:29.840
it shows you that they're not really convinced

00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:34.280
of the quarterback still. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Number

00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:37.460
two on the most improved list, New England Patriots.

00:44:38.329 --> 00:44:41.969
They added offensive tackle Morgan Moses. Okay.

00:44:42.090 --> 00:44:47.329
They added cornerback Carlton Davis. Okay. Linebacker

00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:52.429
Harold Landry. Okay. Drafted offensive tackle

00:44:52.429 --> 00:44:55.590
Will Campbell. Running back Travion Henderson.

00:44:55.650 --> 00:44:59.409
And wide receiver Kyle Williams. That's a good

00:44:59.409 --> 00:45:01.829
chunk of talent. That's a good chunk of talent.

00:45:02.409 --> 00:45:05.550
Now if their front office can do the right thing

00:45:05.550 --> 00:45:07.670
and handle them, that will be a big deal. That's

00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:09.449
going to be the question. That will be the question.

00:45:10.150 --> 00:45:11.710
I'm going to move this a little closer to you

00:45:11.710 --> 00:45:14.989
here. Okay. And then number one on the list of

00:45:14.989 --> 00:45:17.590
teams with the most improved offseason, Chicago

00:45:17.590 --> 00:45:21.230
Bears. Wow. They have a new head coach, Ben Johnson,

00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:23.369
who was the offensive coordinator for the Lions.

00:45:23.949 --> 00:45:26.269
So that gives them a double whammy edge on the

00:45:26.269 --> 00:45:29.869
Lions now. They added offensive guard Joe Tooney.

00:45:30.460 --> 00:45:33.960
Whom we lost. Yes, we traded. Center, Drew Dahlman.

00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:39.079
Offensive guard, Jonah Jackson. Defensive tackle,

00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:44.300
Grady Jarrett. Defensive end, Dayo Odeyingbo.

00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:49.119
Odeyingbo. Yeah. Okay. And they drafted wide

00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.079
receiver Luther Burden III. Uh -huh. Tied in

00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:55.039
Colston Loveland. Uh -huh. But here's the red

00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:57.780
flag. Chicago was number one on the list last

00:45:57.780 --> 00:46:03.059
year, too. Well, I've never believed these things.

00:46:03.179 --> 00:46:06.440
Number one, I mean, a lot of the players that

00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:09.400
they had, sometimes they don't work in the new

00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.659
system. Some of those get cut during training

00:46:11.659 --> 00:46:13.739
camp. Yeah, and if you see the really good teams,

00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.579
they don't jump on these players that are going

00:46:16.579 --> 00:46:19.940
to be overpriced anyhow. What they do is they

00:46:19.940 --> 00:46:22.860
find the diamond in the rough. Look at the Chiefs.

00:46:23.179 --> 00:46:25.579
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too many teams look for that

00:46:25.579 --> 00:46:28.280
person who's going to be the new feature. You

00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:30.380
should already have the feature. You should look

00:46:30.380 --> 00:46:33.420
for support for the feature. That's why it always

00:46:33.420 --> 00:46:35.360
got me about people going, Brett Beach needs

00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.059
to go for this wide receiver. And it's like,

00:46:38.099 --> 00:46:40.239
well, how much money does he cost? They should

00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:43.380
get Tyreek Hill back. How much money will he

00:46:43.380 --> 00:46:45.719
cost? Yeah, we got two or three receivers for

00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:47.539
what we would have had to pay Hill. Yeah, and

00:46:47.539 --> 00:46:49.400
they're going to be much better, too, probably.

00:46:49.619 --> 00:46:51.519
I mean, it would. I mean, if you go by what they

00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:53.460
did and if they're healthy, they're going to.

00:46:53.780 --> 00:46:56.500
Yeah. I mean, Rasheed Rice has got the ability

00:46:56.500 --> 00:46:59.559
to be a 1 ,400 -yard receiver easily. Oh, man,

00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.860
I would love to see that. He could lead the league.

00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:05.019
I would like to see somehow his legal troubles

00:47:05.019 --> 00:47:09.179
get resolved with minimal playing time lost.

00:47:09.789 --> 00:47:11.550
He's not going to be suspended this year. They

00:47:11.550 --> 00:47:14.829
already said that. Yeah. So if he does get suspended,

00:47:14.909 --> 00:47:18.110
my experience is with the NFL is the longer they

00:47:18.110 --> 00:47:20.030
wait, the less they have a chance of getting

00:47:20.030 --> 00:47:21.250
suspended. Because they're letting him uncool

00:47:21.250 --> 00:47:24.550
off. Yes. Yeah. Yep. That's an interesting point.

00:47:24.829 --> 00:47:28.550
Yeah. Really good one. I got some bullet points.

00:47:28.750 --> 00:47:31.590
Excellent. Okay. We already answered Aaron Rodgers'

00:47:31.650 --> 00:47:35.130
one. Yep. Does Aaron Rodgers have enough targets

00:47:35.130 --> 00:47:41.199
to throw to? No, not enough. No, not to be successful

00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:44.719
like we know him. I think, in my opinion, you

00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:50.539
need to have three respected targets on field

00:47:50.539 --> 00:47:53.539
at all times. Two receivers and a tight end,

00:47:53.659 --> 00:47:56.260
two receivers and a running back, a receiver,

00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.679
a tight end, and a running back. Somehow you've

00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:01.300
got to have at least three. With Mike Tomlin,

00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:03.980
he seems to like to have that running back that

00:48:03.980 --> 00:48:07.190
you can always ditch off to. Yeah. Sometimes

00:48:07.190 --> 00:48:09.530
they use the tight end as the dumbbell. Yes.

00:48:09.630 --> 00:48:12.539
Yeah. Something I love to do in video football

00:48:12.539 --> 00:48:15.300
games is send the running back on a fly route.

00:48:15.500 --> 00:48:18.340
Yes. Because nobody expects it. No, I know. And

00:48:18.340 --> 00:48:21.300
it works for real in the NFL, too. It does. It

00:48:21.300 --> 00:48:23.559
does. You're thinking they're in there to block.

00:48:23.820 --> 00:48:26.139
Yep. And it just doesn't work like that. All

00:48:26.139 --> 00:48:26.760
of a sudden, they're right in. They just straight

00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:29.039
downfield, and the tight end comes back to block,

00:48:29.179 --> 00:48:31.440
and then he swings out to be your dump -off guy.

00:48:31.820 --> 00:48:35.280
And the secondary's like, what the hell? P. Ryan

00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:36.460
was so good at that. P. Ryan was a good one,

00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:39.920
yes. Oh, yeah. Okay, do you think the chance...

00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:42.880
to properly address their offensive line problems?

00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:47.780
I don't think they're done. The moves they've

00:48:47.780 --> 00:48:50.139
made I like, but they're not done yet. I'll tell

00:48:50.139 --> 00:48:53.260
you what, at the end of these mini camps coming

00:48:53.260 --> 00:48:57.000
up in July, if they make a move, they're not

00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:59.480
convinced. And I think they're going to make

00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:01.300
a move not just because they're not convinced,

00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:03.820
but because of injuries. And it'll be another

00:49:03.820 --> 00:49:08.260
even worse red flag if the... after the final

00:49:08.260 --> 00:49:10.320
cut down first game of the season if they pick

00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:12.780
somebody up off free agency. That means they're

00:49:12.780 --> 00:49:15.059
really not convinced. Yeah, so we're going to

00:49:15.059 --> 00:49:17.099
see what happens. And also, if you pick up a

00:49:17.099 --> 00:49:19.340
free agent, that free agent's going to have to

00:49:19.340 --> 00:49:21.420
come in wanting to win because he's going to

00:49:21.420 --> 00:49:23.440
take less money to come. And he's going to have

00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:25.360
to start from scratch and not do a damn thing.

00:49:25.539 --> 00:49:29.119
Yes. Yeah, that shows a little bit of panic if

00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:32.800
they do that. Yeah. Is the formula for beating

00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.019
the Chiefs pretty much out there with the O -line?

00:49:37.289 --> 00:49:41.949
Yeah, I think so. You don't worry so much about

00:49:41.949 --> 00:49:44.710
covering the receivers for the Chiefs as you

00:49:44.710 --> 00:49:49.239
disrupt Mahomes' timing. It's actually a very

00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.539
primitive way of playing football, and it's been

00:49:51.539 --> 00:49:54.780
done since the dawn of football. Harass the quarterback.

00:49:55.320 --> 00:49:58.400
Marty Schottenheimer was so good at it. Harass

00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:00.460
the quarterback. Get in there. Get in his face.

00:50:01.219 --> 00:50:03.380
Don't give him a minute to rest, not a minute

00:50:03.380 --> 00:50:06.199
to gather his thoughts. Just keep him out of

00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:08.599
his game. Yeah, the whole problem with that is

00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:12.119
the quick -release quarterback, which Mahomes

00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:14.300
needs to do more of. I think so. He used to.

00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.230
He's got to scramblin'. Yeah. Get rid of the

00:50:17.230 --> 00:50:20.869
ball, whether it's throwing the ball away or

00:50:20.869 --> 00:50:25.849
ditching it to somebody or spiking it on the

00:50:25.849 --> 00:50:30.030
ground, throwing it over someone's head. At least

00:50:30.030 --> 00:50:32.210
that way you're having the thought is we better

00:50:32.210 --> 00:50:34.650
stay back because he's going to throw. And some

00:50:34.650 --> 00:50:37.510
good ways to beat the blitz also are screen passes

00:50:37.510 --> 00:50:40.070
because that's where you let the pass rush come

00:50:40.070 --> 00:50:42.150
at you and the last second you dump it off to

00:50:42.150 --> 00:50:45.260
the running back or the right to see that. So

00:50:45.260 --> 00:50:49.380
all plays are good. Outside runs where the quarterback

00:50:49.380 --> 00:50:53.400
gets the ball and just pitches it. Yes. Like

00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:56.480
10 yards out to the end. And you can even throw

00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:58.320
it to a wide receiver and it counts as a pass.

00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.719
But just immediately get the ball outside of

00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:04.159
the box. Yeah. And everybody that they've got

00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:06.239
committed to rushing the quarterback is now out

00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:08.619
of the play. Yes. Completely out of the play.

00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:15.579
So, yeah. It's a coughing kind of day. There's

00:51:15.579 --> 00:51:17.679
an allergy in the air somewhere that's getting

00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:19.699
us. Plus, with all the rain we got recently,

00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:21.840
the sewers have kind of backed up a little bit.

00:51:21.860 --> 00:51:25.940
There's a stink going on. Yeah. Will the Chiefs

00:51:25.940 --> 00:51:28.219
get dethroned from the division championship

00:51:28.219 --> 00:51:34.820
this year? I don't think this year. It's a strong

00:51:34.820 --> 00:51:37.579
possibility this year, but I'm going to go no.

00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:41.360
If somebody was, it's absolutely going to be

00:51:41.360 --> 00:51:44.619
Denver. I think Denver is the next person to

00:51:44.619 --> 00:51:48.420
step up. Bo Nix has to build on what he did last

00:51:48.420 --> 00:51:54.059
year. So I think Bo Nix is very capable. So if

00:51:54.059 --> 00:51:57.480
he can continue his body of work that he's doing,

00:51:57.599 --> 00:51:59.500
they're going to be fine. I'm going to try to

00:51:59.500 --> 00:52:02.679
watch some Denver games just so I can see Bo

00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:06.579
Nix. They're a fun team to watch. They are, unless

00:52:06.579 --> 00:52:08.440
you're playing against them. Well, yeah, yeah.

00:52:08.539 --> 00:52:10.380
I want us to beat the hell out of them every

00:52:10.380 --> 00:52:14.500
year, but, you know. Who will lead the NFL in

00:52:14.500 --> 00:52:21.699
passing yards this year? Oh, gosh. You know,

00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:24.460
it's tempting to say, like, Mahomes or Josh Allen

00:52:24.460 --> 00:52:26.800
or something, but chances are it's going to be

00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:31.219
a team that's struggling. I'm going to say Jaden

00:52:31.219 --> 00:52:33.980
Daniels. Yeah, I think Jaden Daniels is going

00:52:33.980 --> 00:52:36.489
to throw a crap ton. I do too. Especially if

00:52:36.489 --> 00:52:38.489
they get behind and they're coming back, you

00:52:38.489 --> 00:52:40.230
know. I think that's going to happen because

00:52:40.230 --> 00:52:43.530
of their schedule. That was the thing with 300

00:52:43.530 --> 00:52:46.510
-yard passing games for quarterbacks are generally

00:52:46.510 --> 00:52:48.369
games where they're behind and trying to come

00:52:48.369 --> 00:52:49.849
back. Absolutely. Because you don't throw that

00:52:49.849 --> 00:52:52.349
much if you're in control. Whenever you see 400

00:52:52.349 --> 00:53:01.030
yards, usually you see an L next to it. Who will

00:53:01.030 --> 00:53:05.989
the Chiefs' leading rusher be this season? I'm

00:53:05.989 --> 00:53:07.590
going to say Mitchell. Yeah, I'm going to say

00:53:07.590 --> 00:53:09.489
Mitchell, the new guy. I think he's going to

00:53:09.489 --> 00:53:13.329
stay healthy. Yeah. And he'll probably have about

00:53:13.329 --> 00:53:16.030
1 ,300 yards. Hunt will probably have 1 ,000

00:53:16.030 --> 00:53:18.389
or just a little bit under. Pacheco will probably

00:53:18.389 --> 00:53:21.530
get about five. Yeah. I just don't see Pacheco

00:53:21.530 --> 00:53:23.789
staying healthy unless he changes his running

00:53:23.789 --> 00:53:26.670
style like you said. I'd be okay with Pacheco

00:53:26.670 --> 00:53:29.269
getting about 500 yards rushing and about 500

00:53:29.269 --> 00:53:31.670
yards receiving. I would too, yes. I think that's

00:53:31.670 --> 00:53:34.480
the way you use him. Yeah. Use him like P. Ryan

00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:37.340
kind of too. Yeah. He's going to dive bomb by

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a bird. I agree. And, okay, we'll be over 1 ,000

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yards. I think Mitchell will be over 1 ,000 yards.

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However much, I'm not sure. I'm going to go with

00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:55.320
12, not 13. That sounds good. Who will lead in

00:53:55.320 --> 00:54:01.300
tackles this season for the Chiefs? I think it's

00:54:01.300 --> 00:54:07.039
going to be a linebacker. i do too um um yeah

00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:11.559
who do we have besides bolton we have chanel

00:54:11.559 --> 00:54:15.739
chanel i think chanel has got a good chance just

00:54:15.739 --> 00:54:21.130
because of um You have the defensive ends rushing

00:54:21.130 --> 00:54:23.730
out of the pocket, and I couldn't see a linebacker.

00:54:23.750 --> 00:54:25.969
Well, if you look at last year, too, linebackers

00:54:25.969 --> 00:54:28.230
were always there. They get rushed out of the

00:54:28.230 --> 00:54:32.670
pocket by Jones or Karloftis or somebody. They

00:54:32.670 --> 00:54:35.090
don't necessarily get them, but they steer them

00:54:35.090 --> 00:54:39.289
into the linebackers. So I look for that to continue

00:54:39.289 --> 00:54:41.929
because it's successful. I remember in the bad

00:54:41.929 --> 00:54:44.949
days of the losing Chiefs, you'd look at the

00:54:44.949 --> 00:54:48.070
stats. after a Sunday game, and the leading tacklers

00:54:48.070 --> 00:54:50.829
were always in the secondary. Yes. Because the

00:54:50.829 --> 00:54:52.690
other team was getting a first down pretty much

00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:57.349
every play. It's not so good. No. What about

00:54:57.349 --> 00:55:01.369
sacks? Karloftis, I think, is going to get the

00:55:01.369 --> 00:55:03.989
most sacks this year. I agree. And he's got a

00:55:03.989 --> 00:55:07.409
contract year coming up. Yes. And also, he is

00:55:07.409 --> 00:55:09.530
just, every year he's building. He's getting

00:55:09.530 --> 00:55:12.989
better, yeah. I see Karloftis getting close to

00:55:12.989 --> 00:55:17.000
20 this year. I think so, too. Will Russell Wilson

00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:19.320
get a Taco Bell in his house like Devontae Adams?

00:55:19.500 --> 00:55:24.400
Yes. I think so, too. And maybe a Domino's Pizza.

00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:28.199
Yes. I'd rather have a Domino's Pizza anyhow

00:55:28.199 --> 00:55:33.139
than a Taco Bell. So, all right, how long have

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we got on this one? We've got about an hour.

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Okay, you want to go ahead and cut this off and

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then go into music creaks, or do you want to

00:55:40.130 --> 00:55:42.750
keep going? Yeah, let's go ahead and give it

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a chop. Okay, all right. Everybody, thank you

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for listening. Go fuck yourself.