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for thought man on The Hustle. So I just realized

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a genius that gets absolutely no credit. His

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name is Marshall Taylor. He is credited with

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the first bag of salad mix that was bagged and

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sold. Yesterday was his birthday. I believe he

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is still alive. This guy's genius will never

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be fully appreciated. Before this man... We settled

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for iceberg lettuce with maybe a couple of croutons

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and some cheese. Was Mr. Taylor satisfied with

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that? Hell no. He realized that Billy Americana

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would never go out and buy a couple of radishes,

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a couple of carrots, a head of purple cabbage,

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maybe snow peas, and possibly some cute romaine

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lettuce for extra bougie. Mr. Taylor, you should

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have a national holiday. Hi there. This is your

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ears. Why are you listening to this garbage?

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I thought we were friends. Two douchebags and

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a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

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facility at the Talk is Cheap studio. And I am

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Rob at the Duck Blind studio at beautiful Angle

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Arm of Lake Deozon. Yes, yes. Hey man, take a

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bow. Beautiful and quite toasty arm. Oh, yes.

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Yeah, we got some real ball sweats going on right

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now. Some real fucking swamp ass is going on

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right now. Yeah, the only way to get any relief

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is to go down to the lake or the creeks. Jump

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in that motherfucker and erase your ball gravy

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and swamp ass in one swipe. Right? Hell yeah.

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So, Rob, I don't know if you want to talk about

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it yet or not, but you have a new piece of art

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that I saw that I really like. You want to get

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into it? Okay. Yeah, I just got this. I've been

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wanting to get another tattoo since I just got

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the microphone just a couple weeks ago. I love

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the other one, but I love this one maybe even

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more. Or a tribute to my mama. Well, just like

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we're talking about, you know, we're both mama's

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boys, and we're proud mama boys, yes. Yep, I

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love my mama beyond words, and that's never going

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to change. If you give a shit about it, we'll

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whip your ass. That's right, mama's boys are

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the shit. Mama's boys are the ones that respect

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women, because they love their mom and they respect

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mom. Yes. Yeah. And my son is the same way. So

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anyhow, Rob, congratulations. I'm glad you did

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a tribute to her like that. I'm sure she's in

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heaven looking down going, you know, that's my

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boy. Yes, she is. And he's a mama's boy. I did

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it in old English letters. It looks fantastic.

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Yeah, so it's my mom's side of the family. It

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originally came from England. I'm telling you

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what, Sailors, the name of it is Sailors, right?

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Yeah, yeah. It was actually the same woman that

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did both. I'm telling you if you guys need us

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some good artwork. I mean that they do a top

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-notch job Rob It's got a nice tattoos Oh, I

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bet they do. People go down there, get a couple

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of pops, and next thing you know, they're getting

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a muda on their fucking forearm, right? Yeah,

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I did. I had like a three -hour wait. Oh, wow.

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Yeah, I went in, did my paperwork, and she said

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it's going to be about two, three hours. I'll

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call you. Well, I showed up three hours later.

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I'm going to visit some friends, old friends.

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Oh, that's cool. Hang on. I'm going to try to

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raise your volume just a smidge. All right, go

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ahead. Yeah, I'm going to end up going and getting

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it. Excellent, excellent. Yeah. I got an article

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here that I thought I wanted to lead off with,

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this monologue or whatever the hell you want

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to call it, bullshitting or banter or whatever.

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Gen Z and a good portion of millennials, this

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is called micro -retirement, okay? Gen Z and

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a good portion of millennials have normalized

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a heavier focus on well -being and a good work

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-life balance. The younger gens are taking time

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between jobs instead of waiting until retirement.

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The younger ones are prioritizing their mental

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health, personal fulfillment, and meaningful

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experience over a singular focus on career longevity

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and advancement. that that is brilliant. You

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and I have been talking about Gen Z's not that

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stupid, like a lot of people try to portray them.

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They, to me, go ahead. My son, my son is 20.

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He'll be 21 October 1st. Okay? He's already got

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an IRA going through work. You know, and I have

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both the kids set up on my retirement IRAs. That's

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excellent. You and I were drinking nitrate and

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trying to get ass. Right, right. Yeah, I'm surprised

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we did so well. Okay, so Gen Z is much more savvy

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than anyone gives them credit for. You know,

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I'll give you a great example. I took much longer

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to figure out what they already knew early on,

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and I'll explain this right now. When my former

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job did what they did, Get rid of the old guy

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we used up and look for a younger, more naive

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one to screw over compensation -wise with promises

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of great things to come? You know that place?

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Yes. I then realized I wasted a good chunk of

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my life for pieces of trash that didn't care

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about me in the least. My awakening happened

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with the outrage of people I trusted lying to

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my face. It does not take Gen Z to do that, and

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I'll go on with this, okay? Gen Z already knows

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this, and a lot of millennials are like this

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too. They've already figured this out by watching

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us. You see what I'm saying? They're observing.

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They're not stupid. I had offers the next day.

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One was a company right across the street from

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the shop with a former co -worker who hated them,

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and he heard what happened. He's like, come on

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over, man. He had a job for me, more money the

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next day. You know, I was wanting to get out

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of all that, but I'll go into that here. So,

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I had installers I worked with in the past call

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me up, old managers and supervisors of that place

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that I worked at as well, but I was ready to

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turn into another direction career -wise, but

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not before my long -awaited break that I had

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an epiphany, that I had an awakening on, okay?

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I only realized this 30 -plus years later, Rob.

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30 plus years later, I realize this. Gen Z is

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already knowing this. And they know this because

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they're watching you and me and seeing us get

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dicked around by people that we thought liked

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us. Yeah, that's exactly how my son has looked

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at by watching me go through struggle. Yeah.

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You know, work for people $12 an hour when I

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should have been making $15, $20. Yes. We didn't

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know our self -worth. They do. Yeah. Yeah, isn't

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that something? And that was for somebody I considered

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one of my best friends. Bingo. Bingo. Same thing

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here. Oh, we love you. Well, yeah, that's too

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bad, Rob. That is too bad. No, these people,

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they acted like my buddies, my friends. You know,

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every time I see them, hey, how's Val? Hey, how's

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Mom? Is your mom doing okay? You know, all this

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stuff. And then I find out later, you know what,

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if it comes to her fucking pocket, no. You're

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coming second or third or fourth or fifth. Their

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pocket comes first. So, you know, I realize it's

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30 -plus laters, like I said. Before I went back

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to work, and in a different industry, which I

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love and I'm doing very well at, so I took a

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four -month vacation slash rest to do the things

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I thought would be fun. Val and I pampered ourselves

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with sunset cruises, cabins in the woods, mountains,

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and beautiful valleys. My mental health has never

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been better than now, post four -month break.

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This enabled me, and this is like almost four

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years ago, and I've been dialed in ever since,

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feeling great. This enabled me to realize my

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true self -worth. I knew getting out of building

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and trades was what I would have to do to remain

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happy, and it worked. You know, I wish I would

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have known this years ago. Gen Z has this dead

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to right right now, you know. And like you said,

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your son has watched you get your ass kicked

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by people that supposedly like you and love you

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and supposedly care about you, and they see you

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get your ass kicked in, and they're like, I'm

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not doing what that guy does. You know, I love

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him to death, but man, look, he's getting fucked

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around by all these people that supposedly loves

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him. Is that the way you see it? Yeah, yeah.

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And now, I have found a very good company to

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work for. Yeah, I work my ass off. And so do

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I. That is to my choosing. I can ask to get off

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that saw anytime. Mm -hmm. Health -wise. years

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old there's 30 year olds that don't want to do

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this physical labor there's 20 year olds that

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don't want to do what i do and it's not that

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bad so you know i mean well i mean you know what

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40 year olds i mean the 40 year olds they're

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starting to feel the daily pains they're like

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how the hell do you keep doing it rob you're

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not i don't know you are an anomaly you're not

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the norm I just, oh, and I go out, give the day

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150 to 100%. Yes, yeah. So that's the way I was

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taught. Exactly, and me too, me too. You know,

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and the thing is, is now that I look back at

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it, you know, I'm like, man, I wished I would

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have known this sooner. But then again, if I

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wouldn't have known it sooner, maybe I wouldn't

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appreciate what I have now. So, I don't know.

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I tried getting on with bigger companies. I tried

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getting on with Kansas City Power and Light,

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but they wouldn't hire me because my dad worked

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for them. They didn't hire a family. Oh, yeah,

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yeah, yeah. That's a union thing, yes. That'd

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be great. That'd be great. That would have been

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my way in. Yeah. There's a way I know people

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have done it, but it involves changing your name

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and then changing it back after you get on. Yeah.

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If you don't have the same last name, they don't

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question it. And I'm not going to say who did

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it because they can maybe. We didn't. It's just

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that so many of his co -workers knew me growing

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up. Oh, that's why. Okay. Okay, that's why. Yeah,

00:16:32.179 --> 00:16:34.899
I mean. Because I know two people that changed

00:16:34.899 --> 00:16:38.549
their last name. got on the certain union, and

00:16:38.549 --> 00:16:40.629
then they changed it back. By that time, they

00:16:40.629 --> 00:16:42.029
already hired him, and there was nothing they

00:16:42.029 --> 00:16:43.590
could do about it. And if they did, it would

00:16:43.590 --> 00:16:47.990
be retaliation. Do what now? He was my stepdad.

00:16:48.750 --> 00:16:52.350
Wow, and they still wouldn't hire you. Well,

00:16:52.649 --> 00:16:55.549
it's because everybody knew, and he wasn't going

00:16:55.549 --> 00:16:58.750
to lie to them. He was a union steward for 20

00:16:58.750 --> 00:17:01.389
-some years. Yeah, he had to go by. He wasn't

00:17:01.389 --> 00:17:03.350
going to lie to them. Yeah, he had to go by the

00:17:03.350 --> 00:17:05.670
rules. You're right. Okay. Well, that makes sense.

00:17:05.690 --> 00:17:09.549
And he hired on with them. Oh, let's see. He

00:17:09.549 --> 00:17:12.410
worked for Western Electric for six months, fresh

00:17:12.410 --> 00:17:17.069
out of Vietnam, the Navy. And then he got on

00:17:17.069 --> 00:17:19.849
with Kansas City Power and Light until the day

00:17:19.849 --> 00:17:25.210
he passed away. Wow. In 1999. Vietnam and then

00:17:25.210 --> 00:17:28.609
KCP &L. That sounds like a good man to me, a

00:17:28.609 --> 00:17:32.910
good hardworking man right there. Yeah. You want

00:17:32.910 --> 00:17:37.130
to say his name real quick? Go ahead. Tom Cooper.

00:17:37.650 --> 00:17:41.049
Tom Cooper. Great man. Hard worker. That is the

00:17:41.049 --> 00:17:44.029
Duke's dad. The Duke's dad. All right. Well,

00:17:44.069 --> 00:17:45.990
you see, the Duke is a chip off the old block.

00:17:46.109 --> 00:17:52.369
The Duke. Actually, the Duke is the fourth. Oh,

00:17:52.369 --> 00:17:56.509
he's the fourth? Oh, okay. Yes. Yes. Okay. All

00:17:56.509 --> 00:17:59.970
right. Cool. Duke, we love you. We know you're

00:17:59.970 --> 00:18:02.849
going to hear this. Yeah, we're actually neighbors

00:18:02.849 --> 00:18:06.470
now. I know, that's awesome. Yeah, he lives 15

00:18:06.470 --> 00:18:10.269
months up the road from me now. Awesome. He dropped

00:18:10.269 --> 00:18:14.950
by the other day, yeah. Very cool. What was I

00:18:14.950 --> 00:18:16.849
going to say? I had something to say along those

00:18:16.849 --> 00:18:20.230
lines, but you know what? I don't know now. Okay.

00:18:21.410 --> 00:18:23.849
Okay, so I'm going to go into this here real

00:18:23.849 --> 00:18:25.670
quick, and then we can go into some Rob's stuff

00:18:25.670 --> 00:18:28.769
that he wants to go into. Anyhow, I'm going to

00:18:28.769 --> 00:18:31.369
go on a little bit of a rant here because this

00:18:31.369 --> 00:18:33.609
needs to be said. There's a lot of people that

00:18:33.609 --> 00:18:36.230
feel the same way. I will explain exactly what

00:18:36.230 --> 00:18:38.829
I'm talking about, so hang with me here. Anyone

00:18:38.829 --> 00:18:41.970
that knows me or listens a lot knows. Oh, I know

00:18:41.970 --> 00:18:44.710
what I was going to say. Los Angeles, you guys

00:18:44.710 --> 00:18:48.049
are fucking killing. Thank you. They're our largest

00:18:48.049 --> 00:18:54.269
market by far. Really? By far. Yeah, thank you,

00:18:54.269 --> 00:18:58.619
LA. Wow. All right. Anyone that knows me or listens

00:18:58.619 --> 00:19:01.240
a lot knows that I cruise a lot. We almost always

00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:04.940
cruise with Carnival. The biggest reason we usually

00:19:04.940 --> 00:19:08.299
go to Carnival is because I went to so many Carnival

00:19:08.299 --> 00:19:11.640
cruises, I've reached Platinum status. That is

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the highest tier based on the amount of cruises

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next to Diamond. And I have no desire to go Diamond

00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:21.859
because I would have to like, it's, I mean, I

00:19:21.859 --> 00:19:24.460
would have to start when I was like three. So,

00:19:24.460 --> 00:19:26.839
or do 10 cruises a year like some people do.

00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:29.460
In the past, Carnival has done some questionable

00:19:29.460 --> 00:19:33.000
things and we stuck with them. We still kept

00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.680
loyal. People tease and call them Walmart of

00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:38.599
the Seas. Carnival seems to have a rowdier crowd,

00:19:38.839 --> 00:19:42.640
yes. Google cruiseport fights and see for yourself.

00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:47.859
And you'll see a Carnival cruise. So, the Platinum

00:19:47.859 --> 00:19:49.839
and Diamond status are their bread and butter.

00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:53.259
The loyal base... is not the morons fighting

00:19:53.259 --> 00:19:56.799
and being offensive. So enter new bitch in charge

00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:00.759
of Carnival. This needle -brained dimwit decided

00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:03.240
they're going to take away diamond and platinum

00:20:03.240 --> 00:20:07.880
status in favor of Carnival Point's system. Her

00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.019
and Carnival shit all over the money train in

00:20:10.019 --> 00:20:13.579
quest of pennies on the ground. Yes, dumb bitch

00:20:13.579 --> 00:20:16.680
in charge, pennies on the ground. You shit all

00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:19.680
over the people that made you. You stay loyal.

00:20:20.170 --> 00:20:22.390
You don't stay loyal, you're not shit. Guess

00:20:22.390 --> 00:20:24.990
what? You're not shit. You guys are going to

00:20:24.990 --> 00:20:27.809
be under in three fucking years. And I'll replay

00:20:27.809 --> 00:20:30.369
this again when you guys are in bankruptcy court.

00:20:30.849 --> 00:20:33.309
Val and I were fine with it because now there

00:20:33.309 --> 00:20:35.710
isn't one reason to stick with that low -budget

00:20:35.710 --> 00:20:39.160
piece -of -shit train. We stuck with them for

00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:41.160
the priority boarding and the free laundry service

00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:43.599
and priority customer service that wasn't there

00:20:43.599 --> 00:20:46.099
anyhow. Every time I went to customer service,

00:20:46.259 --> 00:20:48.180
there wasn't another person there. There was

00:20:48.180 --> 00:20:50.420
one person. And they go, oh yeah, if you got

00:20:50.420 --> 00:20:52.759
diamond or platinum, you got a whole line to

00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:55.799
yourself. Bullshit. They never had that extra

00:20:55.799 --> 00:20:57.599
person. I had to wait in line with all the other

00:20:57.599 --> 00:21:00.559
goons. So, you know what? Fuck you on that, Carnival.

00:21:01.180 --> 00:21:03.880
Carnival spokesperson John Held, another known

00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:07.029
idiot, had a question and answer session online

00:21:07.029 --> 00:21:09.829
that was abruptly cut short because of the outrage.

00:21:10.049 --> 00:21:12.670
Old John held that fucking English piece of shit

00:21:12.670 --> 00:21:16.049
bastard, in my opinion. Couldn't handle it. 15

00:21:16.049 --> 00:21:18.089
minutes of people telling him he sucked and to

00:21:18.089 --> 00:21:20.829
shut the fuck up. He was out. He was gone. He

00:21:20.829 --> 00:21:22.730
had his little British tail up his ass and he

00:21:22.730 --> 00:21:25.950
was running away. Just like Carnival. I personally

00:21:25.950 --> 00:21:28.690
know a lot of Carnival cruisers and all of them

00:21:28.690 --> 00:21:31.710
canceled. One friend had three booked and canceled

00:21:31.710 --> 00:21:35.369
every fucking one of them. This was such a strong,

00:21:35.650 --> 00:21:39.329
yeah, yeah, and I canceled mine. Everybody that

00:21:39.329 --> 00:21:42.210
I know canceled theirs. So how you like that,

00:21:42.269 --> 00:21:44.789
Carnival? Suddenly you went from stock to reasonable,

00:21:45.029 --> 00:21:47.450
now you're junk stock. You remind me of fucking

00:21:47.450 --> 00:21:53.329
Xerox back in the fucking 80s. Ouch. Yeah, this

00:21:53.329 --> 00:21:56.390
was such a strong opposition that Carnival released

00:21:56.390 --> 00:21:59.150
a statement backtracking, saying it wasn't for

00:21:59.150 --> 00:22:02.529
sure. I know better, and so does her former loyal

00:22:02.529 --> 00:22:06.960
base. Crews of the dirtbags might go under because

00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:10.640
of this dumb bitch in charge. Allegedly, my opinion,

00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:14.319
and all that stuff. Carnival claims to be the

00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:17.220
cheapest, but if you tally up and add on all

00:22:17.220 --> 00:22:19.759
the bullshit, it's not any cheaper like they

00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:22.599
claim. So let's see, a balcony room for two,

00:22:22.700 --> 00:22:26.539
close to $3 ,000. Wi -Fi is, oh, probably about

00:22:26.539 --> 00:22:31.180
$350. All right, drink package, $850 for two.

00:22:31.460 --> 00:22:34.549
Shore excursions, another $600. So let's see.

00:22:34.690 --> 00:22:37.369
Okay, the way I tallied that is pretty close,

00:22:37.390 --> 00:22:40.289
if not over five grand. I can go to NCO and get

00:22:40.289 --> 00:22:42.680
all of those for under that. Norwegian Cruise

00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:45.220
Line is a better deal if you look at it and you

00:22:45.220 --> 00:22:47.700
break everything down like I did. The only reason

00:22:47.700 --> 00:22:49.380
I was staying with Carnival is because they were

00:22:49.380 --> 00:22:51.759
loyal to me because they knew I took so many

00:22:51.759 --> 00:22:54.000
cruises with them. Well, right now, they can

00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:56.440
suck my fucking dick because I'm never going

00:22:56.440 --> 00:22:58.180
back to them. I don't care if they offer me a

00:22:58.180 --> 00:23:00.180
free cruise. I'll go over there, I'll piss on

00:23:00.180 --> 00:23:01.660
it, and I'll fucking shove it in their mouth.

00:23:01.859 --> 00:23:04.680
Those guys suck, and you guys are going to figure

00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:07.400
out how bad you suck when you go under. Dumb

00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:09.140
bitch in charge, you're going to be lucky to

00:23:09.140 --> 00:23:12.259
run a 7 -Eleven after this. So, Rob, we turn

00:23:12.259 --> 00:23:16.940
to you. All right. I'm going to jump to the sports

00:23:16.940 --> 00:23:20.640
world. All right. Yeah, I'm going to totally

00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:25.599
turn this around. I've been watching MMA and

00:23:25.599 --> 00:23:29.799
UFC quite a bit lately. Uh -huh. It's gotten

00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:35.980
to be my new thing. Well, there's been a shakeup

00:23:35.980 --> 00:24:27.789
this last week in the MMA world. Okay. Do you

00:24:27.789 --> 00:24:32.230
personally think that's true or not, Rob? Yeah,

00:24:32.230 --> 00:24:36.470
I do. Because he has not fought in over a year.

00:24:37.650 --> 00:26:18.119
Okay. Mm -hmm. Ooh. Okay. Mm hmm. He claimed

00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.660
she called him after the crash and he questioned

00:26:21.660 --> 00:26:27.960
the legitimacy of the person she handed the phone

00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:58.380
to, citing unprofessional language. Wow. Jones'

00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:01.420
surprise retirement ends a legendary controversial

00:27:01.420 --> 00:27:05.900
career with a 28 -1 record, titles in two divisions.

00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:11.480
He exits as Tom Espinal, takes over the heavyweight

00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:16.759
crown. And everybody's saying this Tom Espinal

00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:21.140
would have took Jones. And that's the guy who

00:27:21.140 --> 00:27:45.990
was dodging? Yeah, give the belt up. That's not

00:27:45.990 --> 00:27:49.730
unusual. That used to happen in boxing all the

00:27:49.730 --> 00:27:52.410
time. Someone didn't want to lose, so they dodged

00:27:52.410 --> 00:27:54.609
the guy as long as they could, and then it came

00:27:54.609 --> 00:27:58.329
to where the WBC would come up and go, hey, you're

00:27:58.329 --> 00:28:00.369
fighting this guy, or we're stripping you of

00:28:00.369 --> 00:28:02.829
the title. It happened several times. So this

00:28:02.829 --> 00:28:04.829
is very believable with Dana White. He probably

00:28:04.829 --> 00:28:06.730
did the same thing. He said, hey, you've got

00:28:06.730 --> 00:28:08.630
to fight this guy. Everybody wants to see you

00:28:08.630 --> 00:28:10.369
fight this guy, or give me the fucking belt.

00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:17.380
These people look like they want to see. Yeah,

00:28:17.380 --> 00:28:19.720
Dana White may like the guy. He may like the

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:23.480
guy personally, but he needs that fight. He needs

00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:25.200
that fight to happen. If he ain't going to do

00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.480
it, then you know what? They can stay friends,

00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:31.079
whatever, but you got to do what the guy wants

00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:33.500
you to do because he is the guy that gives you

00:28:33.500 --> 00:28:37.420
your paycheck. Yep. All right. That was a good

00:28:37.420 --> 00:28:39.920
story. Thank you, Rob. You want to go to some

00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:43.180
emails when we get back? Yeah, sounds good. All

00:28:43.180 --> 00:28:48.180
right. Sounds good. We'll be right back. Hey

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there, Slapmets. It's time for the Creeps Music

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00:29:35.869 --> 00:29:43.369
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00:31:13.940 --> 00:31:16.240
Have you ever looked at something and said, I

00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:19.460
wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have

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00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:27.640
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00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.200
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00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:32.660
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00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:42.839
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00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:47.500
eyeliner as a symbol of resistance. More annoying

00:31:47.500 --> 00:32:05.859
than a 3 a .m. piss boner. And a microphone.

00:32:05.940 --> 00:32:08.779
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City chapter at The

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Talk is Cheap. The Talk. You know what? If I

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00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:23.400
And I am Rob in the Duck Blind Studio at the

00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:26.460
beautiful Niagara Arm of Lake Dioza. All right.

00:32:26.460 --> 00:32:29.420
Thank you, Rob. All right. We have some e -mails

00:32:29.420 --> 00:32:33.319
here. All right. Hey, guys. I've been traveling

00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:36.140
by car for over a week now, so I'm forced to

00:32:36.140 --> 00:32:39.240
listen to other podcasts. I want to know if you're

00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:41.799
familiar with Joe Rogan and his podcast. Yes,

00:32:41.819 --> 00:32:44.859
of course. Do you have an opinion on him? Ronnie

00:32:44.859 --> 00:32:52.859
and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. He's very good. He

00:32:52.859 --> 00:32:56.980
isn't a humorous podcast, but, oh, my God, I've

00:32:56.980 --> 00:33:00.920
got to close the window. I got some pollen right

00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:05.440
down my throat. Oh, well. Or something like that,

00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:08.920
some sort of allergen. Okay, he is in a humorous

00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:11.039
podcast, but more informative. Are you familiar

00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:15.140
with him, Rob, at all? I've heard a lot about

00:33:15.140 --> 00:33:17.859
him. I personally have not listened to him, but

00:33:17.859 --> 00:33:20.799
I've heard bits and pieces, like on YouTube.

00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:24.420
My son watches YouTube a lot. Yeah, he's on YouTube

00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:33.079
all over. Okay. I mean, he has interesting guests

00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:35.640
and big guests. I can see how he got his success.

00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:40.119
I'm more of a humor guy myself, but he has a

00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:43.859
huge base of listeners. I mean, he is the biggest

00:33:43.859 --> 00:33:46.920
thing in radio slash podcast right now. He's

00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:50.299
huge. So he's doing something right. He may not

00:33:50.299 --> 00:33:53.779
quite be my cup of tea, but I can tell you I

00:33:53.779 --> 00:33:56.380
have listened to him a couple of times, and he

00:33:56.380 --> 00:33:58.940
can hold your interest. It's just that I'm a

00:33:58.940 --> 00:34:03.150
unique listener. I've got to have more bam, bam,

00:34:03.150 --> 00:34:06.849
bam. I get bored easy. If it isn't fast, if it

00:34:06.849 --> 00:34:09.650
isn't going fast and steady, I get bored and

00:34:09.650 --> 00:34:12.329
my mind wanders. He did hold my interest for

00:34:12.329 --> 00:34:13.969
a while, but then after a while I get bored.

00:34:14.150 --> 00:34:15.670
And I think probably, Rob, you're probably the

00:34:15.670 --> 00:34:20.269
same way, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. You can only

00:34:20.269 --> 00:34:22.210
listen to the same thing so much and then you

00:34:22.210 --> 00:34:24.070
want something different. Yeah. And I'm like

00:34:24.070 --> 00:34:27.139
that listening to music. Yeah, me too. Me too.

00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.860
I'll go on every fucking category because I get

00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:34.059
bored. So I'm really not a good guy to ask about

00:34:34.059 --> 00:34:36.320
that type of a podcast, but I can tell you this.

00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:40.420
I can see why he's big, and I can see he's very

00:34:40.420 --> 00:34:43.440
intelligent by the way he does things. He gets

00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:47.079
guests on there that doesn't just attract one

00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:50.639
type of listener. He attracts every type of listener

00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:52.619
around because of the guests that he gets on

00:34:52.619 --> 00:34:55.679
there, and he's very intelligent. He has questions

00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:58.480
that are aimed very specifically that people

00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:02.500
want to hear. He does his research. He's very

00:35:02.500 --> 00:35:05.039
good, and he is more successful than anyone else

00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:10.900
right now, so there you go. Next one. Rob, I

00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:13.260
volunteered for the... Oh, by the way, thank

00:35:13.260 --> 00:35:17.340
you, Tulsa King. I hope you're enjoying yourself.

00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:20.780
It sounds like you are. And like Rob said last

00:35:20.780 --> 00:35:25.920
week, travel, have fun, enjoy yourself. And when

00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:28.920
you get back, we'll be looking forward to, well,

00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.039
you're sending emails anyhow, but still. Anyhow,

00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:35.980
all right. Which we love. Rob, I volunteered

00:35:35.980 --> 00:35:38.559
you for the potluck dinner here at the Lake Freeman

00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:41.920
Time Shareholders Annual Picnic. We'd like you

00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:44.059
to provide some deviled eggs and possibly some

00:35:44.059 --> 00:35:47.000
German -style potato salad. How about a few batches

00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:48.900
of fried chicken while you're cooking, and maybe

00:35:48.900 --> 00:35:50.619
a couple of homemade apple pies with whipped

00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:53.820
cream and Blue Bell ice cream, vanilla. Talk

00:35:53.820 --> 00:35:56.579
to you soon, buddy. Mitch, Chairman of the Lake

00:35:56.579 --> 00:35:58.860
Freeman Massey Creek Arm Timeshare Division of

00:35:58.860 --> 00:36:03.300
South Central Cass County. I need a date and

00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:06.639
time. There you go. So you are going to make

00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:11.079
the deviled eggs, the German... If I can. If

00:36:11.079 --> 00:36:16.719
I can, I have a busy next couple weeks. Mitch,

00:36:16.739 --> 00:36:19.800
get it to him. We're coming up on Fourth of July.

00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.639
Mitch, you better get to him. And I have a concert

00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:27.659
to go to on the 28th. Okay, so he's not going

00:36:27.659 --> 00:36:31.800
to be making a potato salad that day. Yeah, I'm

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:36.480
going to the Ozark Mountain there. How's your

00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:40.199
fried chicken, Rob? Is it good? Oh, yeah. My

00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:42.719
chicken's always good. All right, okay. Well,

00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:45.159
hopefully it aligns right, Mitch, because if

00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:46.500
you are, you're going to get some great fried

00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:49.119
chicken, some deviled eggs, a German -style potato

00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:54.480
salad, homemade apple pies, whipped cream, and

00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:58.179
blue vanilla ice cream. Hey, while I'm up there,

00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.159
I can drive by the old farm down D .D. There

00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:04.199
you go. Good old Double D Highway. Our favorite,

00:37:04.300 --> 00:37:08.139
right? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Yeah. All right. Grandma

00:37:08.139 --> 00:37:10.679
and Grandpa's Farm. Cool, I know where that's

00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:15.340
at, pretty much. All right, Mark, I'm backing

00:37:15.340 --> 00:37:17.679
up what the listener said on her email. You really

00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:19.840
don't give yourself enough credit. You make me

00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:22.480
laugh out loud on some of your gag segments.

00:37:22.739 --> 00:37:24.739
I listen to other shows, and they might get a

00:37:24.739 --> 00:37:27.059
grin out of me. Please don't stop this podcast.

00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:30.400
It's a breath of fresh air. Molly in Jackson,

00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:34.360
Mississippi. Thank you very much. Thank you.

00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:37.860
That's the best thing anyone can say. That's

00:37:37.860 --> 00:37:41.900
all we're trying to do, isn't it? That's our

00:37:41.900 --> 00:37:46.400
goal. By the way, give Rob some credit, too.

00:37:46.460 --> 00:37:49.320
Rob is a huge part of this program. I know I

00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:51.960
do the skits and stuff like that, but Rob does

00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:55.480
some of them, too. And Rob puts in a lot of creativity

00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:58.940
to this podcast. So thank you for what you said

00:37:58.940 --> 00:38:02.519
about me. I think it all goes to Rob, too. Thank

00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:07.860
you. So, Winnie, I've got a little rebuttal here

00:38:07.860 --> 00:38:09.780
that I wrote down that I want to say to Molly.

00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:13.619
I mean, this is good stuff here. Whenever people

00:38:13.619 --> 00:38:16.079
write this to you, you know you're on the right

00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:21.780
path, right? Yeah. Molly, thank you. Oh, go ahead.

00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:27.420
It's called constructive criticism. Yes, yeah.

00:38:27.860 --> 00:38:31.079
Only there's not much of critiquing in this one,

00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:35.079
and we appreciate it. Molly, thank you. Rob and

00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.420
I plan on doing great things on this show. We'll

00:38:37.420 --> 00:38:40.099
always strive to be better and to give top -notch

00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:42.860
entertainment to our audience. We have numerous

00:38:42.860 --> 00:38:46.219
ideas we can't wait to implement. We cannot thank

00:38:46.219 --> 00:38:49.039
you enough for your loyalty and tell your friends.

00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.780
If your friends like this type of stuff, tell

00:38:51.780 --> 00:38:55.699
them. Make them listen. Go over their phone and

00:38:55.699 --> 00:38:58.539
download it for them. Hit them in the face if

00:38:58.539 --> 00:39:03.090
they... No, I'm joking. All right. Rob, where

00:39:03.090 --> 00:39:05.489
do you have a picture of your tattoo at? I would

00:39:05.489 --> 00:39:08.670
love to see it. Thanks, Frank in Luxembourg,

00:39:08.809 --> 00:39:14.630
which is a country. Frank, thank you. Now there's

00:39:14.630 --> 00:39:18.789
two tattoos. Oh, I said now there's two tattoos,

00:39:19.050 --> 00:39:24.989
Frank. So go ahead. Both pictures are on the

00:39:24.989 --> 00:39:28.030
Two Douchebags on a Microphone Facebook page.

00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:32.739
There you go. Look it up. There's two Facebook

00:39:32.739 --> 00:39:36.199
pages, one that Topher created, which we're going

00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:39.119
to be doing our Music Creeps and Sports Bastards

00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:42.960
this week. So yeah, I look forward to not listening

00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:48.099
to that. So look them up. It's on Facebook, and

00:39:48.099 --> 00:39:51.480
both tats are on there, right? Yep. All right.

00:39:52.980 --> 00:39:54.980
Hey, douches, I want to send you guys a little

00:39:54.980 --> 00:39:57.280
gift from myself for helping me through some

00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:02.300
dark moods. I was in a real funk. I have always

00:40:02.300 --> 00:40:04.800
had a certain degree of depression. The only

00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.320
way I can burrow through this is with humor.

00:40:07.460 --> 00:40:10.059
I make myself listen, and I eventually get to

00:40:10.059 --> 00:40:13.159
feeling better. Your show is on the top of my

00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:17.019
list. Thank you, guys. Tony with an I from Atlanta.

00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:25.280
Another really, really good email. Very flattering.

00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.469
That email hits my heart. If we can make anybody

00:40:30.469 --> 00:40:35.369
out there have a better day, feel better, cut

00:40:35.369 --> 00:40:36.889
a little bit of their depression down, if not

00:40:36.889 --> 00:40:39.690
all of it, I think we've done what we need to

00:40:39.690 --> 00:40:45.849
do. Right? Yes. Yes. And that is my main goal.

00:40:46.170 --> 00:40:48.809
You know that, Mark. Yeah, I know. You know what

00:40:48.809 --> 00:40:51.409
I was going through when I first started doing

00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:54.730
this podcast. Yes, I know. And this podcast has

00:40:54.730 --> 00:41:08.690
helped me so much. We've had several. I haven't

00:41:08.690 --> 00:41:11.590
read all of them because, I mean, if I read all

00:41:11.590 --> 00:41:14.570
of them, I mean, you know, it would take too

00:41:14.570 --> 00:41:16.369
long of a segment and we wouldn't get to other

00:41:16.369 --> 00:41:18.590
stuff. I mean, we only have an hour, hour and

00:41:18.590 --> 00:41:22.110
a half to go, you know, on this thing twice a

00:41:22.110 --> 00:41:24.719
week. So we have to fit everything within those

00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:27.760
time limits pretty much because we have lives.

00:41:28.059 --> 00:41:30.900
So there's been other ones like that. But this

00:41:30.900 --> 00:41:33.219
one right here really got me because he was talking

00:41:33.219 --> 00:41:37.300
about dark moods and depression. I know so many

00:41:37.300 --> 00:41:40.300
people. I thank God every day. I don't know anything

00:41:40.300 --> 00:41:43.880
about depression. And I never did. I mean, I

00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:45.920
really thank God for not giving me that curse.

00:41:46.260 --> 00:41:51.900
My best friend, Davey, he suffers from it. And

00:41:51.900 --> 00:41:55.179
it's sad because there's nothing I can do to

00:41:55.179 --> 00:41:57.360
help him through it. I can make him laugh a little

00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:59.119
bit, but he still goes back to it. He admits

00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.639
this. I ain't saying nothing that nobody doesn't

00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:09.199
know. This is great. Thank you, Tony. Tony with

00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:11.519
an I. Thank you very much. This is what we're

00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:14.280
trying to do. That's the end of the emails for

00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:19.590
this show. So, Robbie, have something. Yeah,

00:42:19.610 --> 00:42:23.010
I do. I want to go into that story we talked

00:42:23.010 --> 00:42:25.510
about before we went on air. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:59.269
Yes. I love this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course,

00:42:59.289 --> 00:43:01.170
I got to take it on beat. I'm not going into

00:43:01.170 --> 00:43:06.210
that. The fleet of advanced American bombers

00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:09.309
originally designed to drop nuclear bombs on

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:12.329
the Soviet Union took off from the Whiteman Air

00:43:12.329 --> 00:43:29.699
Force Base outside Kansas City on Friday. and

00:43:29.699 --> 00:43:33.099
a microwave oven to keep their crew fed and alert.

00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:38.280
I love that. Yes, yes. And just like any plane

00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:41.800
equipped for long -haul flights, the B -2 Spirit

00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:49.039
has a toilet, too. They're bombing someone. I

00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:51.960
can see someone taking a dump. Hey, hey, let

00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:53.840
me know when you're getting ready to bomb, man.

00:43:53.900 --> 00:44:34.179
I've got to wash my hands. Worth every penny.

00:44:36.380 --> 00:44:39.579
They have a fleet of 19 after losing one in a

00:44:39.579 --> 00:44:43.719
crash in 2008. I thought that was a cool story

00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:45.420
because I had never thought about that. Rob,

00:44:45.420 --> 00:44:49.059
I love that. That is a great story. 18 hours

00:44:49.059 --> 00:44:51.340
in the air, you're going to get hungry. You're

00:44:51.340 --> 00:44:54.559
going to have to use it. I just love it. The

00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:57.690
vision that I get. Cause the way my mind works

00:44:57.690 --> 00:45:00.750
is a guy goes, Hey, Hey, Hey man, I got to take

00:45:00.750 --> 00:45:03.190
a dump. He grabs a paper, right? Okay. He's got,

00:45:03.210 --> 00:45:05.389
I'll be back in a little bit, man. Let me know

00:45:05.389 --> 00:45:07.289
when you're getting ready to drop the bomb. And

00:45:07.289 --> 00:45:09.250
all of a sudden, you know, he's like, he's like,

00:45:09.329 --> 00:45:11.909
Hey, I told you to wait. Hang on. I got to wash

00:45:11.909 --> 00:45:16.170
my hands. The way I'm looking at it is like an

00:45:16.170 --> 00:45:18.710
old work van. You got a five gallon bucket in

00:45:18.710 --> 00:45:22.909
the back. Yeah. Or the guy that I pissed in his

00:45:22.909 --> 00:45:29.539
truck, the sod guy. You're pissing this Pepsi.

00:45:29.619 --> 00:45:31.559
It wasn't even a Gatorade bottle. It was a fucking

00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.980
Pepsi bottle. Jeez. At least a Gatorade bottle,

00:45:35.139 --> 00:45:37.760
you got more aim, you know, more area for aim.

00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:39.619
A Pepsi bottle, you know you're going to get

00:45:39.619 --> 00:45:44.659
piss all over you. So, anyhow. And it don't hold

00:45:44.659 --> 00:45:46.920
as much, so it's going to overflow. Yes, and

00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:49.300
that's the other thing, too. Big Gatorade bottle,

00:45:49.500 --> 00:45:51.579
you're fine. It's like, all right, only got half

00:45:51.579 --> 00:45:53.579
of it, so I got another piss coming before we

00:45:53.579 --> 00:45:59.639
hit the job site. Yay. You know, while I'm on

00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:02.460
Gen Z, I've got so many Gen Z stories. I think

00:46:02.460 --> 00:46:04.119
I'm going to go into this one and the other one

00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:06.940
I won't go into because they're going to get

00:46:06.940 --> 00:46:08.679
a big head if I keep propping them up, right?

00:46:09.780 --> 00:46:13.860
Yeah. Okay. Gen Z is swapping out their smartphones

00:46:13.860 --> 00:46:17.760
for this retro alternative. They need a social

00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:21.019
media detox. This goes back to what I was saying.

00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:25.019
They're not stupid like people think. They're

00:46:25.019 --> 00:46:28.159
pretty fucking savvy. Young folks are desperately

00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.239
trying to reconnect with the world around them.

00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.119
The method they have chosen, many of them, dumb

00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.380
phones. Otherwise known as the millennial era,

00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:43.480
Blackberry. Ironically, Gen Z is taken to social

00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:47.119
media, which isn't even supported on a dumb phone,

00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:50.659
to spread the word. So they got on social media

00:46:50.659 --> 00:46:53.440
to let everybody know, get on dumb phones. So,

00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:58.150
for months now, Users ranging in age from mid

00:46:58.150 --> 00:47:00.670
-20s to late teens have been demonstrated interest

00:47:00.670 --> 00:47:04.630
in retro technology like Walkmans, iPods, and

00:47:04.630 --> 00:47:07.150
digital cameras. And this goes into what I said

00:47:07.150 --> 00:47:08.909
before. I think I've told this. I'm pretty sure

00:47:08.909 --> 00:47:12.289
I have. But I have that stand -up arcade game,

00:47:12.429 --> 00:47:17.630
an original one. It was a Midway 1942 game, and

00:47:17.630 --> 00:47:20.949
it's been converted into 60 of the classic arcade

00:47:20.949 --> 00:47:26.530
games like Pac -Man. Galaga, Galaxian, all of

00:47:26.530 --> 00:47:30.030
those ones, Asteroids, all of those ones it has

00:47:30.030 --> 00:47:36.050
on it of the original block of them that came

00:47:36.050 --> 00:47:39.329
out, right? Right, right. The grandkids love

00:47:39.329 --> 00:47:43.489
that. So it kind of went, I was like, wow, they

00:47:43.489 --> 00:47:46.170
have all this new technology and all of these

00:47:46.170 --> 00:47:49.690
new graphics and intricate games and thinking

00:47:49.690 --> 00:47:54.570
games, and they love this. Simple. A couple of

00:47:54.570 --> 00:47:56.130
ghosts chase you around and you're trying to

00:47:56.130 --> 00:48:00.869
eat dots. Yeah. Yeah. For months now, users ranging

00:48:00.869 --> 00:48:03.449
in age from mid -20s to late teens have been

00:48:03.449 --> 00:48:06.230
demonstrating interest in retro technology like

00:48:06.230 --> 00:48:08.730
Walkmans, iPods, and digital cameras. For many,

00:48:08.829 --> 00:48:11.329
the BlackBerry craze is a continuation of the

00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:15.690
2000s nostalgia core. A time when aesthetics

00:48:15.690 --> 00:48:20.230
like Britney Spears -esque McBling, cyber futurism,

00:48:20.230 --> 00:48:25.230
and... Other trends like that. It goes into a

00:48:25.230 --> 00:48:26.349
few of them, so I'm going to skip over that.

00:48:26.730 --> 00:48:29.789
We've come full circle, declared dozens of comments

00:48:29.789 --> 00:48:34.250
under posts by TikTok content creators like Notch

00:48:34.250 --> 00:48:37.309
Notchie, who uses their platform to show off

00:48:37.309 --> 00:48:40.670
her massive retro tech collection. I'm so sick

00:48:40.670 --> 00:48:42.670
of Apple, I would give up just about anything

00:48:42.670 --> 00:48:45.469
for a Blackberry, one user wrote. Well, they're

00:48:45.469 --> 00:48:53.800
pretty easy to get. All commentators also shared

00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:57.079
how they scoured sites like Facebook Marketplace,

00:48:57.219 --> 00:49:00.480
eBay, and Backmarket in search of BlackBerry

00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.719
phones to supplement their modern smartphones.

00:49:03.639 --> 00:49:06.579
For just a few hundred dollars, these tech -tired

00:49:06.579 --> 00:49:09.000
Gen Zers purchased peace of mind and plenty of

00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:11.280
questions from older generations would no doubt

00:49:11.280 --> 00:49:17.730
remember the spotty... service, super small keyboards,

00:49:18.030 --> 00:49:22.389
and less than intuitive user interfaces. I want

00:49:22.389 --> 00:49:26.789
to see them go to DOS, don't you? Yeah, why not?

00:49:27.010 --> 00:49:29.429
You really want to go back and you really want

00:49:29.429 --> 00:49:31.949
to do things old style. Go to DOS and figure

00:49:31.949 --> 00:49:33.989
out those bullshit commands you had to give your

00:49:33.989 --> 00:49:35.710
computer. You had to do it just right, otherwise

00:49:35.710 --> 00:49:38.909
your computer would go, nope, not doing it. Remember

00:49:38.909 --> 00:49:42.420
that? You'd have to learn the command. Just like

00:49:42.420 --> 00:49:44.719
it's supposed to be and I you know I forgot some

00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:46.639
of it But you had to put it on there you had

00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:49.199
to type it in just exactly right Otherwise your

00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:51.199
computer just keep you locked out like I'm not

00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:54.019
doing anything And then they went to fake DOS

00:49:54.019 --> 00:49:56.340
and now there's no such thing as DOS There's

00:49:56.340 --> 00:49:59.360
no such thing as you and the true computer It's

00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:01.820
all interfaces that they you know put on there

00:50:01.820 --> 00:50:05.909
for you to see and work on work with so For many,

00:50:06.070 --> 00:50:08.630
the growing anti -smartphone movement is also

00:50:08.630 --> 00:50:11.010
a way to genuinely embrace the offline world

00:50:11.010 --> 00:50:13.449
and be more mindful about content consumption.

00:50:14.590 --> 00:50:19.530
The smartphone is not a source of enjoyment anymore.

00:50:20.469 --> 00:50:25.369
Pascal, a tech columnist in Montreal, told CBC

00:50:25.369 --> 00:50:28.829
News. I think that's Canadian Broadcast Corporation.

00:50:29.809 --> 00:50:32.409
It used to be fun, but now people are addicted

00:50:32.409 --> 00:50:34.869
to it, so they want to go back to simpler times

00:50:34.869 --> 00:50:38.230
using a simpler device. And I think, I agree

00:50:38.230 --> 00:50:41.010
with that, don't you? I get sick of all the devices.

00:50:41.449 --> 00:50:44.889
I know we do a podcast, yes. You know, podcasts

00:50:44.889 --> 00:50:47.010
were around in the late 90s, and I listened to

00:50:47.010 --> 00:50:50.130
them then. They weren't called podcasts. They

00:50:50.130 --> 00:50:55.170
were called audiophiles. But, so I, you know.

00:50:56.039 --> 00:50:59.159
I get what they're saying here. I get sick of

00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.820
people in the break room with their loud fucking

00:51:01.820 --> 00:51:07.980
little ha -ha's and TikTok videos and stuff like

00:51:07.980 --> 00:51:10.099
that. And they're over there just having a blast

00:51:10.099 --> 00:51:12.619
while you just want quiet. You know, you don't

00:51:12.619 --> 00:51:18.280
want like, you know, all that bullshit. You don't

00:51:18.280 --> 00:51:20.880
want any of it. But people force you to hear

00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.269
their shit. You know, I'm like, if you're going

00:51:23.269 --> 00:51:25.449
to do that, wear some fucking headphones. Leave

00:51:25.449 --> 00:51:27.530
me out of it. I don't want to hear your bullshit.

00:51:27.869 --> 00:51:30.769
So I see where Gen Z is coming from. Do you feel

00:51:30.769 --> 00:51:34.670
the same way, or what's your thoughts? No, I

00:51:34.670 --> 00:51:37.090
feel the same way, yeah. Yeah, it drives me nuts.

00:51:37.150 --> 00:51:40.389
I don't want to know your fucking, I do not want

00:51:40.389 --> 00:51:44.349
to know your conversation with your great aunt,

00:51:44.429 --> 00:51:47.670
fucking Betsy or whoever. I don't give a shit

00:51:47.670 --> 00:51:51.030
about Betsy. I don't give a shit about you. So

00:51:51.030 --> 00:51:53.809
please don't include me in your personal life.

00:51:54.070 --> 00:51:56.590
If I'm behind you in line, I should not hear

00:51:56.590 --> 00:52:01.130
your personal shit. It's ridiculous. And so I

00:52:01.130 --> 00:52:04.309
get Gen Z. It's too much. It's everywhere. It's

00:52:04.309 --> 00:52:09.989
overwhelming. Anyhow, according to a 2024 Pew

00:52:09.989 --> 00:52:12.389
Research Center study on the subject, nearly

00:52:12.389 --> 00:52:14.989
half of teenagers today say they're online almost

00:52:14.989 --> 00:52:17.989
constantly compared to 10 years ago when 24 %

00:52:17.989 --> 00:52:21.869
of teens answered the same. Some have even reported

00:52:21.869 --> 00:52:24.909
feeling the phantom buzz of a smartphone. I have

00:52:24.909 --> 00:52:29.070
too. The smartphone notification and others have

00:52:29.070 --> 00:52:32.150
said tapping on the on button is now nothing

00:52:32.150 --> 00:52:36.639
less than a reflex. So, there is more, but I

00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:38.800
think I got the point across on why people are

00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:43.820
going back and, you know, really not embracing

00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:46.320
smart technology at all, actually going away

00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:48.940
from it and like everything that I just described

00:52:48.940 --> 00:52:51.300
to you, all the way to someone at a stoplight

00:52:51.300 --> 00:52:54.599
trying to fucking send a text or put a little

00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:57.679
like up on Facebook, making you waste your day

00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:00.980
behind them, sitting at a green light while they

00:53:00.980 --> 00:53:07.130
get this matter taken care of. So, Rob, got something?

00:53:07.849 --> 00:53:12.670
Yeah, I do. All right. As most people will know,

00:53:12.809 --> 00:53:15.329
at the start of every flight, a flight attendant

00:53:15.329 --> 00:53:18.210
will stand up and do an announcement before takeoff.

00:53:18.409 --> 00:53:21.969
This typically covers safety instructions, service

00:53:21.969 --> 00:53:24.829
information, and updates about the flight's progress.

00:53:25.630 --> 00:53:29.469
It includes welcoming passengers on board, explaining

00:53:29.469 --> 00:53:32.530
safety procedures, and informing about meal service.

00:53:33.550 --> 00:53:36.750
expected arrival time, and any relevant information

00:53:36.750 --> 00:53:41.610
about the destination. While important, most

00:53:41.610 --> 00:53:44.369
passengers will find it boring to listen to.

00:53:46.070 --> 00:53:50.809
That's true. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. However,

00:53:50.829 --> 00:54:03.659
one flight attendant, working in spirit... worship.

00:54:35.659 --> 00:57:03.739
All right. No shit. There's a few of the flight

00:57:03.739 --> 00:57:07.480
attendants that do that, and I've seen one. There's

00:57:07.480 --> 00:57:09.699
this one, I'm pretty sure he's a gay male, that

00:57:09.699 --> 00:57:12.480
was just so funny. I wish I could remember what

00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:14.840
he was saying, but he was saying some stuff similar

00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:18.820
to that. And this was on Southwest, and he was

00:57:18.820 --> 00:57:21.659
dogging Southwest, but it was in humor, you know.

00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:26.139
See, I'm a smoker. I'd be a star in a movie.

00:57:26.699 --> 00:57:31.320
I'd have to try it. And also on Spirit, they

00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:35.679
need all the help they can get. I'll never fly

00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:38.019
them again for a lot of different reasons, but

00:57:38.019 --> 00:57:40.940
you know what? That was then, this is now. I

00:57:40.940 --> 00:57:43.440
just won't deal with them anymore. I know they,

00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:45.880
I think they got bought, so they may be different

00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:50.659
now, who knows. But yeah, Spirit is the one where

00:57:50.659 --> 00:57:53.840
you can get on the plane, but you basically have

00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:58.159
to be naked and in the corner, you know? And

00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:00.420
then from there, you can get a seat or whatever.

00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:03.139
And then by the time you're done, you pay as

00:58:03.139 --> 00:58:05.719
much as any other airline, in my opinion, allegedly,

00:58:05.820 --> 00:58:10.480
and all that. Let's take our second break. And

00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:12.900
I've got some interesting facts that people may

00:58:12.900 --> 00:58:17.059
not know or they might know. So we'll be right

00:58:17.059 --> 00:58:23.360
back. Next up, things overheard in hell. Well,

00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:39.550
that now has succeeded. Rob is immune to radiation.

00:58:39.949 --> 00:58:44.489
Watch him glow. Watch Rob Red jump up 25 feet

00:58:44.489 --> 00:58:47.969
and grab birds out of thin air with his mouth.

00:58:49.309 --> 00:58:53.110
Rob can now be a mentor for children's parties

00:58:53.110 --> 00:58:57.139
and bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent

00:58:57.139 --> 00:59:00.539
you a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent

00:59:00.539 --> 00:59:06.000
Rob for a day. A day. A day. Watch Rob consume

00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.840
seven bottles of night cream and still break

00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:13.480
dance and new walk. Watch Rob Red. Fart down

00:59:13.480 --> 00:59:18.150
a building. Fart down a building. Rob Red. who

00:59:18.150 --> 00:59:20.329
assumes no responsibility whatsoever. He is not

00:59:20.329 --> 00:59:21.969
a babysitter, and he doesn't give one hell of

00:59:21.969 --> 00:59:23.750
a shit about your children. Please remember to

00:59:23.750 --> 00:59:26.250
corral every little bastard you have before Rob

00:59:26.250 --> 00:59:28.329
gets there, and Wal will not put up with any

00:59:28.329 --> 00:59:30.670
backtalk. He will promptly get them in the place.

00:59:30.889 --> 00:59:33.090
Rob Radhead assumes no responsibility for anything

00:59:33.090 --> 00:59:35.289
that could be stolen from his visit. Rob Radhead

00:59:35.289 --> 00:59:37.630
has no responsibility whatsoever in any help

00:59:37.630 --> 00:59:40.210
him of any situation. We're gonna rob today.

00:59:40.489 --> 00:59:42.590
Miss Gulkin's team was tired of Mark and Toe

00:59:42.590 --> 00:59:45.320
for making sport of her. Little did the douchebag

00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:48.199
know Ms. Gilfenstein was a voodoo high priestess

00:59:48.199 --> 00:59:51.719
when she was younger. She grew angry and cast

00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:54.800
a spell on Rob, changing Rob into a capuchin

00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:59.360
monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo so he could

00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:01.780
be with the other monkeys. Here are the adventures

01:00:01.780 --> 01:00:08.139
of Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh, be very quiet.

01:00:08.909 --> 01:00:11.309
We're going to listen in as Rob the Capuchin

01:00:11.309 --> 01:00:13.389
Monkey tries to sell the rest of the Capuchin

01:00:13.389 --> 01:00:16.190
Monkey's Amway. Rob has always dreamed of becoming

01:00:16.190 --> 01:00:19.670
a Diamond Status Amway as a Capuchin Monkey.

01:00:40.460 --> 01:00:44.239
Little did our hero Rob know. All the great apes

01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:46.480
owned stock in Sam's Club and became violently

01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:48.539
pissed off when he tried to infringe on their

01:00:48.539 --> 01:00:51.239
territory. They promptly grabbed switches and

01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:53.840
beat his ass for three days straight. Rob could

01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:57.739
not sit down. Our constant pursuit for a real

01:00:57.739 --> 01:01:01.199
knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.

01:01:01.739 --> 01:01:07.460
Real hilarity. You look like you smell like...

01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:13.980
You watch the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse

01:01:13.980 --> 01:01:17.780
inevitable? We suggest you download all our podcasts

01:01:17.780 --> 01:01:20.980
beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

01:01:21.019 --> 01:01:28.760
We have the post -apocalypse. Make sure and have

01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:32.820
plenty of rope. Strong, threaded, durable rope

01:01:32.820 --> 01:01:37.000
with a rating of 400 pounds or greater. You need

01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:39.820
to know basic knots. so you can go to the library

01:01:39.820 --> 01:01:42.659
and download the Boy Scouts handbook and have

01:01:42.659 --> 01:01:45.840
a reference to slip knots and other essential

01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:49.400
rope tricks. Rope can be used in traps to catch

01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:53.780
food or would -be predators. Rope is a key ingredient

01:01:53.780 --> 01:02:36.650
in post -apocalypse survival. Two Dishbags and

01:02:36.650 --> 01:02:39.110
Microphone is the only podcast available anywhere

01:02:39.110 --> 01:02:43.309
with gusto. That's right, I said gusto. Gusto

01:02:43.309 --> 01:02:45.690
is a magical ingredient in Schlitz beer that

01:02:45.690 --> 01:02:48.550
makes it so damn delicious. So enjoy a little

01:02:48.550 --> 01:02:52.289
gusto with your podcast today. Now it's time

01:02:52.289 --> 01:02:54.969
for Pick Up Lines from a Loser. Can you take

01:02:54.969 --> 01:02:57.789
me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling

01:02:57.789 --> 01:03:16.980
for you. douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark

01:03:16.980 --> 01:03:19.239
here in the Kansas City chapter at the Talk is

01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:25.119
Cheap studio. And I am Rob in the Duck Blind

01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:28.139
studio at the beautiful 9 o 'clock. Take a look.

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:32.440
Alright, like I promised, Rob, I have some interesting

01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:37.420
facts you may or may not know. We'll see. Cows,

01:03:37.539 --> 01:03:41.539
they have best friends. They can form strong

01:03:41.539 --> 01:03:44.059
social bonds with specific individuals within

01:03:44.059 --> 01:03:47.280
their herds. Studies have shown that cows prefer

01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:49.380
to spend time with certain companions and can

01:03:49.380 --> 01:03:52.739
experience stress when separated from them. In

01:03:52.739 --> 01:03:54.900
one study, cows paired with their preferred partner

01:03:54.900 --> 01:03:58.239
exhibited significantly lower heart rates and

01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:01.420
less agitation compared to when paired with a

01:04:01.420 --> 01:04:05.280
random cow. Koalas, you know the cute little

01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:09.079
bears, right? They have fingerprints that are

01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:11.900
remarkably similar to human fingerprints. Even

01:04:11.900 --> 01:04:14.599
forensic investigators have been known to confuse

01:04:14.599 --> 01:04:17.360
them. Koalas have unique fingerprints on the

01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:20.000
pads of their hands and feet, and the patterns

01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:23.780
of ridges and whorls are distinct for each individual,

01:04:24.019 --> 01:04:29.219
just like humans. The brain knows how to filter

01:04:29.219 --> 01:04:32.559
out the nose from vision with both. Your brain

01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:35.869
essentially... ignores your nose and the vision

01:04:35.869 --> 01:04:38.710
due to a process called unconscious selective

01:04:38.710 --> 01:04:41.510
attention. While your nose is always within your

01:04:41.510 --> 01:04:43.610
field of vision, your brain focuses on what's

01:04:43.610 --> 01:04:47.090
most relevant to you, filtering out information

01:04:47.090 --> 01:04:49.670
that isn't deemed important for your daily tasks.

01:04:50.329 --> 01:04:52.889
This means your brain doesn't actively process

01:04:52.889 --> 01:04:55.670
the visual data from your nose, even though it's

01:04:55.670 --> 01:04:58.230
there. You know, and that's a pretty good...

01:05:03.250 --> 01:05:05.550
That's a pretty good answer, right? Because our

01:05:05.550 --> 01:05:07.590
nose is in our field of vision, but we don't

01:05:07.590 --> 01:05:11.090
see it. Right. I never really thought about it

01:05:11.090 --> 01:05:13.949
before until this article, and I was like, wow,

01:05:14.070 --> 01:05:18.329
I guess that's true. Bananas are naturally radioactive,

01:05:18.650 --> 01:05:21.889
but the amount is very small and poses no health

01:05:21.889 --> 01:05:24.230
risk. This is because they contain potassium,

01:05:24.409 --> 01:05:27.250
and a small percentage of that potassium is radioactive

01:05:27.250 --> 01:05:31.460
isotope potassium -40. Eden Banana exposes you

01:05:31.460 --> 01:05:34.639
to a tiny amount of radiation, which is less

01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:37.719
than the natural background radiation you experience

01:05:37.719 --> 01:05:44.880
on Earth daily. And also, and finally, it does

01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:47.320
snow metal on Venus. Now, I've heard that before,

01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:49.000
and I didn't know if it was true, but apparently

01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:51.739
it is. At the tops of Venus Mountains, beneath

01:05:51.739 --> 01:05:54.380
the thick clouds, there are metallic frost and

01:05:54.380 --> 01:05:56.780
crust formed from heavy metal compounds like

01:05:56.780 --> 01:06:02.289
galena and... This phenomenon is due to the extreme

01:06:02.289 --> 01:06:04.969
heat on the planet's surface, which causes reflective

01:06:04.969 --> 01:06:09.530
minerals like pyrite to vaporize and form a metallic

01:06:09.530 --> 01:06:12.690
mist in the atmosphere. At high altitudes, this

01:06:12.690 --> 01:06:15.650
mist condenses and deposits as metallic frost

01:06:15.650 --> 01:06:19.389
or crust on the mountaintop. So there we go.

01:06:19.469 --> 01:06:21.449
I've always heard that it like snowed metal,

01:06:21.550 --> 01:06:27.269
and I guess that's true. So Rob. Those are neat

01:06:27.269 --> 01:06:29.030
little things if you give a shit about them.

01:06:30.650 --> 01:06:33.409
So, go ahead. Actually, actually, I knew pretty

01:06:33.409 --> 01:06:35.570
much every one of those. I kind of figured you

01:06:35.570 --> 01:06:37.690
did. Mostly about the cattle. Mostly about the

01:06:37.690 --> 01:06:39.849
cattle. Well, it's easy to know if you've been

01:06:39.849 --> 01:06:41.829
around cattle like I have and you have and been

01:06:41.829 --> 01:06:44.190
around farms like I have and you have. You know

01:06:44.190 --> 01:06:47.449
this. You see cattle pair off all the time. You

01:06:47.449 --> 01:06:50.730
see cows, not cattle. You see cows pair off and

01:06:50.730 --> 01:06:53.650
they hang around each other. Yeah, they are different.

01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:55.800
They have different cliques, just like schools.

01:06:56.199 --> 01:06:59.860
Yeah, and also, you ever see one die, and then

01:06:59.860 --> 01:07:01.920
the one over there is close to them grieving?

01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:05.719
It's like a human, and it's very sad. Yes, yes.

01:07:05.780 --> 01:07:10.099
So, yeah, and it does make me feel bad for eating

01:07:10.099 --> 01:07:15.860
beef, but not bad enough to not eat it. It tastes

01:07:15.860 --> 01:07:19.920
too good. I know, I know, but man, and I did

01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:22.320
get, I got attached to cows. You can have a pet

01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:26.239
cow. Yeah. And they are neat animals and they

01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.280
have their own personalities without a doubt.

01:07:29.179 --> 01:07:34.579
So, Rob, we turn it to you. Okay, I found this

01:07:34.579 --> 01:07:37.800
one on Golf Digest only because it came across

01:07:37.800 --> 01:07:41.280
my news break. Okay. Yeah, I'm not into golf.

01:07:41.619 --> 01:07:46.460
This one's pretty cool. Okay. Everything seems

01:07:46.460 --> 01:07:49.219
to be fake on the internet these days. So when

01:07:49.219 --> 01:08:09.789
we saw the below... offering a fresh pair of

01:08:09.789 --> 01:08:13.969
underpants and shorts if anyone had an accident

01:08:13.969 --> 01:10:07.270
on the course. That is cool. Another thing I

01:10:07.270 --> 01:10:10.470
had never thought about. It does make sense.

01:10:11.510 --> 01:10:19.569
Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I get it 100%. And I would

01:10:19.569 --> 01:10:21.890
be very thankful if I was in one of those situations,

01:10:22.149 --> 01:10:25.829
wouldn't you? Yeah. Like, all right, these are

01:10:25.829 --> 01:10:27.510
going to go in the trash. Wait at the bottom

01:10:27.510 --> 01:10:28.949
here. I'm going to throw some paper towels on

01:10:28.949 --> 01:10:31.369
top of them so you don't smell them. And I'm

01:10:31.369 --> 01:10:32.909
going to take those right there and say thank

01:10:32.909 --> 01:10:37.510
you very much. I'm part city and part country.

01:10:37.649 --> 01:10:41.630
You'll find me behind a tree somewhere. I've

01:10:41.630 --> 01:10:43.470
done that enough times. I've never done that

01:10:43.470 --> 01:10:47.489
on a golf course, though. On a golf course. Golf

01:10:47.489 --> 01:10:50.029
courses, okay. I mean, where you're going to

01:10:50.029 --> 01:10:53.130
take a dump at is the rough, right? And there's

01:10:53.130 --> 01:10:56.010
tall, tall weeds in there. I don't know about

01:10:56.010 --> 01:10:59.279
that, you know. Anything from a snake bite to

01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:02.479
poison ivy could be in there. So I think I'm

01:11:02.479 --> 01:11:04.840
going to take my chances of holding it in until

01:11:04.840 --> 01:11:08.359
I get back to the clubhouse. Well, if I'm in

01:11:08.359 --> 01:11:11.699
an ornery mood, I might hit the sand pit. Yeah,

01:11:11.699 --> 01:11:13.659
yeah, or if you're really in an ornery mood,

01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:19.079
blame it on a cat. Those fucking cats, they think

01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:21.220
they're big litter boxes and they shit all over

01:11:21.220 --> 01:11:24.579
this place. Look at that. Just lightly bury it.

01:11:27.189 --> 01:11:29.270
Hey, come here, come here. Look where that cat

01:11:29.270 --> 01:11:32.050
shit right there. That's awful big for a cat.

01:11:32.149 --> 01:11:38.890
Shut up. What do you know? Get out of here. Let's

01:11:38.890 --> 01:11:40.729
see, what was I going to say? You know what I

01:11:40.729 --> 01:11:43.609
do? I take a dump in the back of a golf cart

01:11:43.609 --> 01:11:49.229
and just leave it in there. Park it back. You

01:11:49.229 --> 01:11:50.850
know, they never check them when you park them.

01:11:51.210 --> 01:11:52.670
You just park them over there in the corner,

01:11:52.770 --> 01:11:55.329
and they're like, hey, all right, your golf cart's

01:11:55.329 --> 01:11:59.930
back. Okay, all right, what's your name? Okay,

01:12:00.010 --> 01:12:01.810
well, okay, all right, thank you. All right,

01:12:01.810 --> 01:12:04.529
have a good day. And by the time it gets rented

01:12:04.529 --> 01:12:06.010
again, they're not going to remember who had

01:12:06.010 --> 01:12:08.689
what number golf cart or whatever, right? Someone's

01:12:08.689 --> 01:12:09.649
going to get there, and there's going to be a

01:12:09.649 --> 01:12:11.909
big steaming pile of shit with flies all around

01:12:11.909 --> 01:12:18.010
it. No? Not funny? I guess I got a weird sense

01:12:18.010 --> 01:12:21.350
of humor. I think it would, too. So we get over

01:12:21.350 --> 01:12:23.470
there, and they come back and go, sir, yeah,

01:12:23.649 --> 01:12:27.130
hang on. Come over here for a second. Yeah, what?

01:12:27.210 --> 01:12:31.829
What's going on? Someone took a dump. What? Yeah,

01:12:31.949 --> 01:12:33.750
in the golf cart, in the back up. There's a big,

01:12:33.770 --> 01:12:36.010
huge pile of shit with flies all over it. You're

01:12:36.010 --> 01:12:37.989
kidding. A little bit of toilet paper, too. No

01:12:37.989 --> 01:12:40.609
way. Yeah, I'm not kidding you. That one right

01:12:40.609 --> 01:12:46.189
there, number four, someone shitted it. Hell

01:12:46.189 --> 01:12:50.000
yeah. Sounds like fun. You know, I forgot something

01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:55.560
here. I have a list from Jeffy X. Oh, right on.

01:12:55.819 --> 01:13:00.779
Yeah, I know. So Jeffy X is our sleuth that goes

01:13:00.779 --> 01:13:03.100
around and he does these focus groups, right?

01:13:03.579 --> 01:13:08.239
So, you know, these products do focus groups

01:13:08.239 --> 01:13:11.100
and he sneaks in there and he gets the results

01:13:11.100 --> 01:13:15.119
and then he tells you what didn't make it. But

01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:17.199
he's not supposed to do this, so they chase him.

01:13:17.279 --> 01:13:20.260
They're trying to catch this guy actively. He

01:13:20.260 --> 01:13:24.560
wears different disguises and stuff. Rob embroidered

01:13:24.560 --> 01:13:29.079
him some Jeffy X underwear with a special Steven

01:13:29.079 --> 01:13:31.960
Pearcy pouch on the inside on the front of it.

01:13:32.020 --> 01:13:35.369
It has Jeffy on the... back and X on the front

01:13:35.369 --> 01:13:38.130
of it and the pouch he can like maybe put in

01:13:38.130 --> 01:13:40.369
a couple of tube socks and maybe look a little

01:13:40.369 --> 01:13:42.909
fuller down there. We're not saying that Jeffy

01:13:42.909 --> 01:13:45.310
X needs it, but they call it the Steven Pearcy

01:13:45.310 --> 01:13:48.869
pouch because Steven Pearcy from the Gland Band

01:13:48.869 --> 01:13:52.390
Rat supposedly used to stuff his spandex with

01:13:52.390 --> 01:13:56.970
a pouch on the inside that was sewn. And also

01:13:56.970 --> 01:14:00.210
Rob embroidered him a bat suit, a flying bat

01:14:00.210 --> 01:14:03.949
suit and a Sergeant Pepper's outfit. that he

01:14:03.949 --> 01:14:08.569
refuses to take off. It is black now, and he's

01:14:08.569 --> 01:14:09.869
going to have trouble getting it off because

01:14:09.869 --> 01:14:13.390
he's a huge Beatles fan. And Rob has them. Do

01:14:13.390 --> 01:14:15.270
you have all seven of them ready, one for each

01:14:15.270 --> 01:14:16.970
day of the week for him when he comes and sees

01:14:16.970 --> 01:14:21.390
you? Well, seeing how I am single again, I have

01:14:21.390 --> 01:14:24.350
had extra time. So, yes, I have them all done.

01:14:25.330 --> 01:14:27.409
Jeffy X, they're all there waiting for you. And

01:14:27.409 --> 01:14:30.630
me, I'm a simple man. I gave him $2 ,500 for

01:14:30.630 --> 01:14:33.810
hooker and blow or his mom for a kidney transplant.

01:14:34.630 --> 01:14:38.649
I think he hasn't decided whether he's going

01:14:38.649 --> 01:14:40.649
to do that or not. He might get hookers and blow.

01:14:40.829 --> 01:14:44.810
So, all right. Okay, so, Rob, how about some

01:14:44.810 --> 01:14:50.750
bacon -scented dryer sheets? Or maybe how about

01:14:50.750 --> 01:14:55.880
some bacon -scented baby powder? Or how about

01:14:55.880 --> 01:15:00.640
some bacon -scented cologne? How about a bacon

01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:04.659
-flavored lager? I think a bacon -flavored lager

01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:07.319
sounds good to me. Hell yeah. It'd be like a

01:15:07.319 --> 01:15:11.159
Bloody Mary beer almost, kind of. Yeah. Or even

01:15:11.159 --> 01:15:14.319
a soft drink. I got a bacon soft drink right

01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:17.840
here that I got from a specialty store. Now you

01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:21.199
can grab them all in a new bacon gag box on Amazon

01:15:21.199 --> 01:15:24.079
and other retailers. So with this being known,

01:15:24.539 --> 01:15:27.359
and this being in the news about the bacon grab

01:15:27.359 --> 01:15:30.239
box that you can buy at several outlets. Our

01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:32.859
boy Jeffy X was on it, and he uncovered bacon

01:15:32.859 --> 01:15:35.579
-scented or flavored items that failed the focus

01:15:35.579 --> 01:15:39.140
panels in testing. So the first one to fail that

01:15:39.140 --> 01:15:42.500
Jeffy X uncovered was they were going to do bacon

01:15:42.500 --> 01:15:48.380
-scented tampons. I don't know what's... I mean...

01:15:48.810 --> 01:15:50.689
I mean, if you were a female, you know, wouldn't

01:15:50.689 --> 01:15:53.390
you appreciate that? Go, mmm, bacon. Yeah, yeah.

01:15:53.489 --> 01:15:55.170
You know, you're in there, you know, changing

01:15:55.170 --> 01:15:58.369
and, you know, not feeling so well. And you smell

01:15:58.369 --> 01:16:00.569
some nice bacon. You're like, oh, man, all right,

01:16:00.609 --> 01:16:02.770
life isn't that bad. Life isn't that bad, you

01:16:02.770 --> 01:16:05.750
know, so. Well, hey, food normally puts them

01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:08.590
up at that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At that time.

01:16:08.829 --> 01:16:11.670
Yeah, so, yeah. So I don't know why it failed.

01:16:12.010 --> 01:16:14.170
They don't, you know, Jeffy X doesn't tell us

01:16:14.170 --> 01:16:17.029
why it did. He just tells us it failed. Right.

01:16:18.770 --> 01:16:23.090
Bacon -flavored, bacon -scented condoms and flavored

01:16:23.090 --> 01:16:27.930
condoms, too. They didn't work. And I, that for

01:16:27.930 --> 01:16:31.189
life, man. I know a lot of women that would like

01:16:31.189 --> 01:16:36.609
that. Yes. Yes. Yeah, I don't understand it,

01:16:36.630 --> 01:16:41.430
you know. I mean, to me, it goes together, right?

01:16:41.489 --> 01:16:45.050
Food and sex, hell yeah. But, all right, whatever.

01:16:46.710 --> 01:16:49.869
Then the next one, Bacon Scented Burkas didn't

01:16:49.869 --> 01:16:53.010
make the cut. Well, I think I know why. You know,

01:16:53.090 --> 01:16:57.350
they don't eat pork. Right. So that one I agree

01:16:57.350 --> 01:16:59.829
with. I see, you know, they probably tried them

01:16:59.829 --> 01:17:01.689
out and they're like, no, no, no, no, we can't

01:17:01.689 --> 01:17:06.229
do this. We can't work. All righty. So the next

01:17:06.229 --> 01:17:10.090
one that didn't make the cut was Bacon Flavored

01:17:10.090 --> 01:17:13.630
Gatorade. What the hell is wrong with that? Name

01:17:13.630 --> 01:17:15.609
me one thing that's wrong with bacon -flavored

01:17:15.609 --> 01:17:20.010
Gatorade, Rob. That would be top seller. I hear

01:17:20.010 --> 01:17:23.609
angels and hearts every time. Yes, yes. Yeah.

01:17:25.069 --> 01:17:28.789
I'm up in arms. I don't know what to say. I drink

01:17:28.789 --> 01:17:32.890
four a day myself. Oh, yeah. I would be like

01:17:32.890 --> 01:17:35.449
a baby bottle. I constantly have it tipped up.

01:17:37.210 --> 01:17:40.229
Yes. I put one of those little nipples on it,

01:17:40.250 --> 01:17:43.050
like a baby nipple, right? You know, that they

01:17:43.050 --> 01:17:45.430
suck out of the bottle. I put one of them on

01:17:45.430 --> 01:17:47.090
it. Yeah, and I would just sit there going, nom,

01:17:47.090 --> 01:17:49.489
nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. The whole time.

01:17:50.170 --> 01:17:53.930
But we can't. It failed. I don't know what's

01:17:53.930 --> 01:17:58.310
wrong with these people. So the next one was

01:17:58.310 --> 01:18:03.369
a bacon -scented police vehicle. I think I know

01:18:03.369 --> 01:18:05.930
why. You know, police didn't want to be associated

01:18:05.930 --> 01:18:09.449
with bacon, which is associated with pigs. You

01:18:09.449 --> 01:18:12.770
know. So, I mean, but I thought it might... Okay,

01:18:12.789 --> 01:18:17.569
no, I was thinking a totally different way on

01:18:17.569 --> 01:18:20.930
that. Oh, what were you thinking? That would

01:18:20.930 --> 01:18:24.250
be torture. That would be prisoner torture. Oh,

01:18:24.329 --> 01:18:28.149
you know what? That's probably why. Yeah, they

01:18:28.149 --> 01:18:32.350
could get cruelty to prisoners. Oh, you're right.

01:18:32.510 --> 01:18:34.729
You know what? Yeah, they could get off because

01:18:34.729 --> 01:18:37.189
they're like, did you really have a bacon -scented

01:18:37.189 --> 01:18:41.500
backseat? Yeah. Why did you do that? I don't

01:18:41.500 --> 01:18:44.199
know. Let this guy go. He's been through enough.

01:18:45.119 --> 01:18:48.460
So then the U .S. Army got involved and they

01:18:48.460 --> 01:18:53.199
wanted bacon -scented missiles. Well, I mean,

01:18:53.220 --> 01:18:55.060
I think there's nothing wrong with that. Before

01:18:55.060 --> 01:18:57.039
you die, you smell a bunch of bacon. I like it.

01:18:57.079 --> 01:19:00.500
I do, too. It's a little, hey, we're going to

01:19:00.500 --> 01:19:02.539
kill you, but you know what? We still have a

01:19:02.539 --> 01:19:09.060
heart. Right? Oh, these focus panels. I don't

01:19:09.060 --> 01:19:10.439
know, man. I don't know what's wrong with them,

01:19:10.460 --> 01:19:15.960
Rob. I have another reason for liking that one,

01:19:15.979 --> 01:19:20.279
but I will not go into that. Oh, you know what?

01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:25.319
Just stop right there. I didn't even think about

01:19:25.319 --> 01:19:28.979
that until you said something. Okay. Let's move

01:19:28.979 --> 01:19:30.859
right along on that one. Probably a sensitive

01:19:30.859 --> 01:19:43.819
subject, especially right now. I know. I know.

01:19:44.079 --> 01:20:02.609
Birds will love it. just resting, relaxing, and

01:20:02.609 --> 01:20:04.750
I was writing out some stuff, and I was eating

01:20:04.750 --> 01:20:08.050
a bagel from City Market Coffee, and a couple

01:20:08.050 --> 01:20:10.609
little pieces dropped off on the table, and this

01:20:10.609 --> 01:20:13.470
little bird, I think it was a chickadee, came

01:20:13.470 --> 01:20:16.710
up and grabbed a big piece of the bagel, you

01:20:16.710 --> 01:20:19.289
know, that fell off. I mean, a big chunk of the

01:20:19.289 --> 01:20:23.170
crust. And, I mean, he could barely carry it.

01:20:23.189 --> 01:20:25.750
I mean, it was, you know, he was all his might.

01:20:25.949 --> 01:20:28.350
And then this big bird started chasing him around.

01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:31.880
and couldn't catch him. And the little bird started

01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:34.239
fucking with him. He started jumping up and down

01:20:34.239 --> 01:20:35.880
and waiting for him to almost get there, and

01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:37.619
then he'd fly up around a little bit and then

01:20:37.619 --> 01:20:40.340
come back down, but not too far away so the big

01:20:40.340 --> 01:20:42.640
bird would chase him. And he did this for 20

01:20:42.640 --> 01:20:44.840
minutes until I got bored and got back to writing.

01:20:45.420 --> 01:20:48.600
I was like, geez, birds have fun too. You know

01:20:48.600 --> 01:20:50.659
that one little bird that the big bird was trying

01:20:50.659 --> 01:20:52.520
to take his food? He was just kind of like, eh

01:20:52.520 --> 01:20:54.000
-heh, you think you're going to catch me? No,

01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:59.539
you're not. It was great. So, all right. Bacon

01:20:59.539 --> 01:21:04.520
-flavored cigars flopped, Rob. Oh, man. Can you

01:21:04.520 --> 01:21:09.399
believe that? That is a man's dream. Cigars and

01:21:09.399 --> 01:21:16.399
bacon all in one. I'm getting weepy, Rob. I don't

01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:19.819
know what these people are thinking. That made

01:21:19.819 --> 01:21:25.880
me start smoking cigars. See? See? I think I

01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:29.930
blew it on that one. Another one was they turned

01:21:29.930 --> 01:21:36.329
away bacon -scented wash rags. What? Oh, come

01:21:36.329 --> 01:21:38.590
on. Could you imagine taking a shower and rubbing

01:21:38.590 --> 01:21:41.569
bacon all over your asshole and balls? Wouldn't

01:21:41.569 --> 01:21:45.689
that be great? Yeah. Yeah. You can rub it on

01:21:45.689 --> 01:21:49.229
your hair, too. Get crazy, not use shampoo. Like

01:21:49.229 --> 01:21:52.810
bacon -scented body wash. You can wash your hair

01:21:52.810 --> 01:21:57.649
with it, too. Everything. But... Focus panel

01:21:57.649 --> 01:22:01.409
said no, so it's not coming out. It hurts my

01:22:01.409 --> 01:22:04.069
feelings too, Rob. Hurts my feelings. I don't

01:22:04.069 --> 01:22:07.470
know. And then finally, they wanted to do bacon

01:22:07.470 --> 01:22:12.229
-scented podcasts, but they couldn't get enough

01:22:12.229 --> 01:22:17.770
flavor through the Bluetooth, so that went away.

01:22:18.489 --> 01:22:21.090
Wouldn't that be great? Two douchebags, a microphone

01:22:21.090 --> 01:22:25.529
now, bacon -scented. Oh, that'd be awesome. Yeah.

01:22:26.090 --> 01:22:29.829
Not going to happen. Not going to happen. Because

01:22:29.829 --> 01:22:33.270
the focus panel said no. Disappointing, Rob.

01:22:33.810 --> 01:22:37.050
Very disappointing. And with all that being said,

01:22:37.189 --> 01:22:40.630
we look at you to straighten this shit show up.

01:22:44.050 --> 01:22:49.329
Thank you, Jeffy X. We love you. Yes, thank you,

01:22:49.369 --> 01:22:54.449
Jimmy. Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy. This next story.

01:22:55.399 --> 01:22:58.840
Yeah. Hey, his real name is not Jimmy. We want

01:22:58.840 --> 01:23:01.720
everyone to know that. It's Jimmy. Yes, no. No,

01:23:01.739 --> 01:23:06.699
that was, I was reading a story real quick where

01:23:06.699 --> 01:23:13.539
I go into it. Yes. Bonnie Blue's appearance on

01:23:13.539 --> 01:23:17.319
Rob Moore's Disruptors podcast on Friday, June

01:23:17.319 --> 01:23:21.399
20th showed an in -depth look at the OnlyFans

01:23:21.399 --> 01:24:12.939
star's opinion. Now, I want to know, I love the

01:24:12.939 --> 01:24:14.920
spin you put on it, but I want to know this.

01:24:15.020 --> 01:24:18.420
Does it go into, was it actually ejaculation,

01:24:18.420 --> 01:24:20.859
or is it just Ben that just went up there, took

01:24:20.859 --> 01:24:32.000
a couple of pokes, and left? Yeah, I guess it

01:24:32.000 --> 01:24:38.800
happened on a Father's Day. She's slept with

01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:41.220
hundreds of people during the course of her career.

01:24:41.220 --> 01:24:47.460
Her behavior isn't directed to society or herself

01:24:47.460 --> 01:24:50.960
after later joking. I'm taking their loads, not

01:24:50.960 --> 01:24:57.279
shooting up. Okay, then. Yeah. Okay, I guess

01:24:57.279 --> 01:25:02.380
that means they all ejaculated. Wow. Yeah. I

01:25:02.380 --> 01:25:05.420
don't know. I think I get stage fright. I'm there

01:25:05.420 --> 01:25:12.210
with a thousand other men. Oh, my God. I mean,

01:25:12.310 --> 01:25:16.130
yeah. I don't know how she did it. Yeah, I mean,

01:25:16.149 --> 01:25:18.050
but Rob, let's say you're in that line, okay?

01:25:18.350 --> 01:25:20.750
A hundred people just finished not too long ago,

01:25:20.890 --> 01:25:24.229
okay? And then you're 101, okay? You get up there.

01:25:24.869 --> 01:25:26.890
Everyone's standing there waiting to get in line,

01:25:26.909 --> 01:25:29.250
you know, waiting to go after you. And a hundred

01:25:29.250 --> 01:25:31.869
people were in front of you. Don't you think,

01:25:32.029 --> 01:25:35.930
number one, I mean, it would be like, I guess

01:25:35.930 --> 01:25:38.460
they wore condoms. I would hope so. But still,

01:25:38.619 --> 01:25:40.699
wouldn't you get stage fright? Yeah, that'd be

01:25:40.699 --> 01:25:43.579
gross. Yeah, wouldn't you be like, man, I'm not

01:25:43.579 --> 01:25:46.539
getting hard. This fucking, this is sad. This

01:25:46.539 --> 01:25:52.760
isn't sexy. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I just don't.

01:25:53.100 --> 01:25:55.699
I would not be able to do it. No, me neither,

01:25:55.859 --> 01:25:57.800
man. They'd have to have a hell of a fluffer

01:25:57.800 --> 01:26:03.170
or something. I mean, you know. Jeez. Oh, man.

01:26:03.590 --> 01:26:05.609
Someone that knew how to work the mouth or something

01:26:05.609 --> 01:26:07.789
right before is the only thing I could think

01:26:07.789 --> 01:26:10.949
of. Yeah. Do what? They'd have to have like 600

01:26:10.949 --> 01:26:13.609
of them. I don't know. I guess so. They'd have

01:26:13.609 --> 01:26:16.270
to be like a bullpen and on deck, an on deck

01:26:16.270 --> 01:26:19.409
circle. Like the guys over the on deck circle

01:26:19.409 --> 01:26:21.590
with his pants down. All right, fluffer number

01:26:21.590 --> 01:26:23.210
four, go over there and take care of the guy

01:26:23.210 --> 01:26:25.170
on deck. And you over there in the dugout, come

01:26:25.170 --> 01:26:30.829
on over here and go over to seven. All right,

01:26:30.869 --> 01:26:32.630
this guy's done. Look at the condom. It's full.

01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:41.909
Number four, come on over. Is there any more

01:26:41.909 --> 01:26:44.710
to that, or is that it? No, no, I'm stopping

01:26:44.710 --> 01:26:50.329
right there. I'm stopping right there. I have

01:26:50.329 --> 01:26:52.409
a note that I want to go into, and then we can

01:26:52.409 --> 01:26:54.430
either continue the podcast or end it because

01:26:54.430 --> 01:27:00.390
it's going on 920. Yeah, yeah. All right. decent

01:27:00.390 --> 01:27:04.029
sleep tonight because of the heat. Yeah, that's

01:27:04.029 --> 01:27:07.430
kind of what I thought. Okay. Number one, music

01:27:07.430 --> 01:27:10.109
creeps. I already mentioned this, so if you missed

01:27:10.109 --> 01:27:12.670
it, music creeps, sports bastards coming back

01:27:12.670 --> 01:27:15.689
this Tuesday or Wednesday. I'm not for sure.

01:27:15.970 --> 01:27:18.010
Whatever day works for both of us, Tuesday or

01:27:18.010 --> 01:27:19.470
Wednesday, we're going to record it. I'll probably

01:27:19.470 --> 01:27:24.350
have it up that night. We have a new Dash Riptide

01:27:24.350 --> 01:27:29.229
about the Joe Perry project. We have a... Johnny

01:27:29.229 --> 01:27:34.029
Rohypnol with how to get Ozzy's live stream of

01:27:34.029 --> 01:27:38.310
the final performance. And we also have a new

01:27:38.310 --> 01:27:41.189
segment about people that deserve more credit

01:27:41.189 --> 01:27:45.149
than what they got. So, those are new things

01:27:45.149 --> 01:27:48.130
coming up. And thank you all for listening. LA,

01:27:48.270 --> 01:27:50.369
thank you. You guys are just kicking ass over

01:27:50.369 --> 01:27:54.229
there. Kansas City, come on now. Our hometown

01:27:54.229 --> 01:27:57.869
here. And Camden does very well. Lake of the

01:27:57.869 --> 01:28:00.869
Ozark does very well. Sunrise Beach does very

01:28:00.869 --> 01:28:02.750
well. So Kansas City, you've got to, come on,

01:28:02.829 --> 01:28:07.189
step it up. Well, you just added the Duke to

01:28:07.189 --> 01:28:10.010
Sunrise Beach. Oh, okay. Well, he's part of it

01:28:10.010 --> 01:28:14.949
then. All right. So, everybody, thank you for

01:28:14.949 --> 01:28:21.350
listening. Have a good night, assholes. Oh, no.

01:28:21.510 --> 01:28:24.750
Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:28:24.750 --> 01:28:28.409
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:28:28.409 --> 01:28:30.829
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:28:30.829 --> 01:28:31.590
ear holes soon.