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Hey, you fucking derelicts. It's time for the

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Daily Douchebag Pledge. I, Joe or Jane Lissner,

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hereby promise to download the show. I, Joe or

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Jane Lissner. Hereby promise to grab other people's

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phones, unattended computers, public computers,

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and all of my work computers as well and download

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the show from there. I, Joe or Jane Listener,

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hereby promise to make other people listen. I,

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Joe or Jane Listener, will hereby lie to everyone

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about how quality the show is. I, Joe or Jane

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Listener, promise to make all my family members

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listen and recite the daily douchebag pledge.

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And finally... I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby

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promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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Douchebags and a Microphone. Next up, things

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overheard in hell. John Wayne Gacy is in charge

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of human resources. So he won't prove that we

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love you here at QD Spades and Microphone Central.

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Here's a proof right here about the drink of

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the week. How to make the famous Carnival Cruise

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Line Miami Vice frozen drink. Two ounces Bacardi

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one. 7 ounces frozen pina colada mix. 3 ounces

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strawberry daiquiri mix. Half a hurricane glass

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of ice. Blend it all together and serve with

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a slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry

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on top. Bam. There you go. Miami Vice. Carnival

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style. These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic

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needle. Oh shit. What's that over there? Oh no.

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It's the island of horrible jokes. I asked my

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date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up.

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I guess we're not going to work out. Hello, this

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is Phineas J. Altaris III. I'm here to deliver

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your music news this evening. Brian Douglas Wilson,

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the co -founder and leader of the Beach Boys,

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died at the age of 82 on June 11th. Wilson was

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a band's primary songwriter and a pioneer of

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music, known for his creative control and use

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of recording studio to create unique sounds.

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He transformed teen pop in a more poetic and

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modernist form. and some say his songs were intellectually

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woven and distilled human emotions with artistic

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complexity. Brian Wilson, you will be missed,

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and music will never be the same without you.

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We will forever have good vibrations because

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of you. Rest in peace. This is Phineas J. Baltar

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S. III. That has been your music news for this

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evening. I have one burning question for you

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all. Do people really skip around the Maypole?

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Your mama's so stupid, she thought lightsabers

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were less calories. Two douchebags and microphone.

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I'm Mark here in the Kansas City vicinity. Yeah,

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yeah. You said a little bit ago. We've had quite

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a bit of rain. I know. You guys have had a lot

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of rain down there. We've had a little, but nothing

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crazy. I was over at Farm to Terror yesterday

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for the dam reunion. Uh -huh. On my mom's side.

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And we have our reunion right below the dam at

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the campground. Wow, that's odd. Pomnitar hardly

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ever does. Pomnitar feeds Truman, and Truman

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feeds Lake of the Ozarks. But Lake of the Ozarks

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has say on how much water they get, so Truman

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and Palm have to cover the rest. Yeah, Truman

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is actually considered a reservoir, not a lake.

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Did you know that? Well, yeah, they both are.

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Oh, yeah, and so is Pumpty Tar. They're considered

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the basin for Lake of the Ozarks. Because they

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are a Corps of Engineers. Yes, yep. Which means

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you cannot have a house sort of dock. Lake of

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the Ozarks is about the only lake in the state

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of Missouri that is not a Corps of Engineers

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lake. And that's why you have all the huge homes.

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We have the bars. That's why we have all the

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large houses on the water with docks. Yep. to

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a core lake, you don't see houses on the water.

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That's because they're not allowed. Yeah. Yep.

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Um, no, I, um, let's see, what the hell is I

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going to say now? Yeah, you know, um, I, I, yeah,

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um, I, um, I would prefer a lake that is taken

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care of by the Army Corps of Engineers for a

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couple of reasons. Number one, it's a better

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cared of lake, and number two, it's just not

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a bunch of people out there being assholes. Right,

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right. I mean, you have your size limits and

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everything. Yeah, yeah. Speed limits. We've got

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boats that run well over 100 miles an hour, and

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they through it every day. Yeah. Over there,

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it's like a 55 -mile an hour one. Yeah, that's

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right. Anyhow, you had a little manhunt going

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on, or do you want to go into that a little bit

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later? your monologue and then we'll go into

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it. Okay. Well, Rob, you know, you got that new

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tattoo celebrating the podcast here, right? Okay.

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You want to put the good use already besides

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the obvious good use it does? You know, promoting

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the show and just looking cool? That's what I've

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been doing. Okay. Well, Chipotle locations are...

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I'm getting ready to top it. Cool. I am. I'm

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on a deck out my truck. Oh, kick ass. I have

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some window stickers I want to put on it. Uh

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-huh. And I have chosen it at the top of the

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windshield on the visor area. I've already talked

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to the guy that owns Bearstone Forest, the haunted

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forest right here. Yeah, yeah, you talked about

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him last year. He makes signs and does shit for

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wraps on boats and cars and shit. Well, I'm going

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to have him make me a couple of, you know, make

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me a memorial for my mom to put on the back window.

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Excellent. But here's the thing. Very cool. You

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know how they have the tinted that you can kind

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of put above your visor area. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

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that's good promotion. I like that a lot. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. It's going to be two douchebags,

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a microphone podcast. Well, here's another way

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you can put that to better use. I mean, it's

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already good use, but here's something else you

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can do with it, Rob. Chipotle locations are offering

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a special buy one, get one deal. From 3 p .m.

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to 4 p .m. local time, restaurants and local

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time would be specific because this article.

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The restaurants only if customers have a tattoo,

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whether with permanent ink, temporary tattoos,

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or drawn -on designs, according to a company

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release. This promotion is limited to five free

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menu items per check, and each free item requires

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the consumer to buy an entree. item of equal

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or greater value and may be collected only by

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a tattoo -wearing customer. So you can go with

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her, that sharp tattoo that looks so cool, and

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get some free food, dude. But you can't get it

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for catering, mobile, online, or delivery orders.

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And kids' meals do not count as well. Well, I'm

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at Lake of the Ozarks, so I'm going to have to...

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You have to come up here to get it. ...the nearest

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place. I'm trying to think of what the nearest

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one is. Maybe Clinton might have one. I think

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Clinton might have one. I don't know. I'll bet

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you Jefferson City would have one. Springfield?

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Maybe Lebanon. Maybe. Jefferson City would be

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the closest. Yeah, I think you're right. So,

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yeah, there you go. I got my Veronica tattoo

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where that's the name I gave her. So, you know,

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I could go in there and get a tattoo. Or not

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a tattoo. I could get a free taco also. You know,

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I have some other scribblings too. I mean, if

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they won't accept Veronica because she is a little

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naughty. I could, like, give one of the ones

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that I had done while I was pretty roasted, you

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know. A bottle of India ink and a needle, a sewing

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needle. You know, remember those days? Yeah,

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I got a couple of them. Oh, I got a few of them.

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I got a couple of them. I'm real proud of them,

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but I have them. I noticed something, Rob. You

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drink tea, right? You don't drink coffee? Yeah,

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I have sweet tea right now. Okay. I noticed my

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piss -to -coffee ratio was way off. I drink one

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cup of coffee in an average -sized mug, and I

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have to piss four times. I don't drink water

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or anything else in the morning. How does this

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work, Rob? Old age. That's old age. Look, I know

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caffeine. Seriously, I have the same problem.

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I piss more than I take in. What I'm saying is

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it doesn't make sense. I'm not consuming any

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other liquid except that one cup of coffee in

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the morning. So how come I have to piss four

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or five times? You know, I know caffeine's a

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diuretic. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's ridiculous.

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And, you know, I'll purposely not drink that

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much water in the morning so I don't have to

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piss all the time, but it doesn't work. I still

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have to. So, okay, I guess we just don't have

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an answer, right? One of life's burning questions,

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I guess, maybe, something like that. I don't

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know. All right. Well, you know, I've been reporting

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about trying to train my algorithms, right? Remember

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this? I was bored in the hospital. Well, you

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know, and with my streaming music service, I

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was doing this. And, you know, when I was in

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the hospital, I was turning it off when they

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tried to cram four commercials in the time slot.

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And then they sped them up to where it sounded,

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I don't know, you know, like the Chipmunks, Alvin

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and the Chipmunks or something. You know, so

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they could fit the four in and then finally I

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kept turning it off on that. So then they started

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fitting in three. Well, it struck back. It figured

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out some things to do. You want to hear what

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it did? What? Okay. Well, I think it's using

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my location now because whenever I'm at work,

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it sends me four commercials in an elongated

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ad spot. But only when I'm at work because this

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thing knows. It figured out, my algorithms figured

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out that when I'm in that location, I can't get

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to it to go turn it down. So I have to just ride

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the four commercials and the long spot off. You

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know, I can't like run over to the other side

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and all of a sudden shut it off and go ha ha

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and then go find something else to listen to.

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So this thing has figured it out. And then the

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other thing it's done is on my Jeep screen there.

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Okay, it used to say commercial one out of four.

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Now it doesn't tell me. Nothing. It says nothing.

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So I don't know how many commercials are coming

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up. You see what it did? It just got me back.

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Yeah, so I don't know what to do now. I've got

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to figure out something else. I think what I'm

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probably going to do is probably quit listening

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to it and go to, I don't know, like a song list

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or something for like a month and then come back

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to it and maybe that's like my retaliation you

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get, you see. They'll go, oh shit, he just quit

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listening to us. What do we do now? I don't know.

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Take him to two commercials and then I'll come

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back for a month and then I, you know, you see.

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I know there's a way to figure out this algorithm

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shit and to screw with them back, and it was

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working, but now they're playing hardcore with

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me, and now they're like, you know, going, all

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right, you know, we know whenever you're at this

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location, you're not going to run over there

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and turn it off. You're probably at work or something.

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And then it's also like, well, you're reading

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how many ads are coming up, and you're just like,

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no, I'm not doing it and shutting it off. So

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now it's not doing either one of them. You see

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what I'm saying? So, yeah. Anyhow. I'm going

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to keep screwing with it, and I think I'm going

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to leave it alone for like a month and then come

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back to it and see what happens. So there'll

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be more coming up about screwing with algorithms.

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Yeah, let's see what happens. Yeah. So this morning

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I have this cordless beard trimmer. I've had

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it for a while. Okay. It's getting more down

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just a little bit. So now what happens is the

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rechargeable beard trimmer dies in the middle

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of thinning the face thatch, and it stops and

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it tugs your beard. And it hurts like hell. I

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mean, it tears like the first layer of skin off.

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It gets tangled so abrupt. I mean, it's just

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like, and I'm sitting there. I hate those. Oh,

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I do too. So it runs out of juice. It's automatically

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dead. There's no turning back. It's done, right?

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So here's what's been happening, okay? In the

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morning, I'm thinning the thatch out a little

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bit, noticing it's getting a little crazy, looking

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a little Grizzly Adams, right? So then, it gets

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stuck in there, and I found out a couple mornings

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now, I had to, like, cut it loose with scissors.

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That's a real bitch. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, it would

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not come out. It's just, like, sitting there

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dead, tangled. So, yeah, kind of sucked. Yeah.

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Yep. So, anyhow. Feel your pain on that, brother.

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Yeah. Feel your pain. Yeah, I mean, not everybody

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uses a beard trimmer, and I... I think I'm going

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to go back to scissors and just trim it by hand.

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I'm really sick of these things. I mean, and

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I don't like to... Oh, go ahead. What? I always

00:16:08.549 --> 00:16:12.049
do it with scissors by hand. Yeah. I always have.

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Well, I think I'm going to have to out of necessity.

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I love the thing, but, man, I'll tell you what.

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Whenever it's stuck in your beard and it's just

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hanging there and pulling the shit out of your

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skin and you've got to scramble to find a pair

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of scissors in the morning and cut it out, that's

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it. i'm done with it so um and i don't like the

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cord ones you have to find a place there to plug

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it in and then you're kind of limited on space

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you know the cord the ones with the cord don't

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work very well either so it was like you know

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i'm just gonna use scissors um so you know british

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doctors are prescribing poo pills with free dries

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uh with freeze -dried feces as a new treatment

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Pooh pills, also known as crapsils, okay? But

00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:03.919
these little caps... I'm serious. They call them

00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:07.859
crapsils. These little capsils packed with freeze

00:17:07.859 --> 00:17:10.980
-dried fecal matter have recently shown promise

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in treating everything from advanced cancer to

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deadly liver disease. Shit. Shit in a pill. Freeze

00:17:18.420 --> 00:17:25.569
-dried shit, dude. Some even say that fecal transplants

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in which the poop of a healthy person is transferred

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into someone else could be a key to crushing

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it at the gym and reversing some signs of aging.

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Shit is the key, Rob. Okay. Yeah. It's interesting

00:17:44.029 --> 00:17:48.430
reading this, right? So now UK researchers are

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testing whether Capsules containing pre -striped

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stool from healthy donors can uproot antibiotic

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-resistant bacteria hiding in patients' guts.

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In the trial, 41 patients who recently battled

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drug -resistant infections were split into two

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groups. One received three sets of these poo

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pills, and the other three were given a placebo.

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A month later, those with the real treatment

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were found to have healthy donor bacteria successfully

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colonizing their guts. A sign the pills may have

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flushed out the bad bugs. You know, so Rob, hey,

00:18:26.529 --> 00:18:28.269
here's the deal, right? If someone tells you

00:18:28.269 --> 00:18:33.210
to eat shit, it may not be a bad thing. What?

00:18:33.450 --> 00:18:35.250
Yeah, they tell you to eat shit, go. You know

00:18:35.250 --> 00:18:38.460
what? Forget it. You know, that's not a bad idea.

00:18:38.500 --> 00:18:40.660
Thank you. You know, my gut's been feeling a

00:18:40.660 --> 00:18:42.440
little bad lately, so I think you're right. I

00:18:42.440 --> 00:18:44.700
think I do need to go eat shit. So have a good

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day. Thanks. Yeah, I don't know. So yesterday

00:18:50.940 --> 00:18:53.079
evening, went to the youngest granddaughter's

00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.539
recital, right? And it was a really good production.

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It was down at Ray Peck's new auditorium. I put

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in a bunch of the railings and glass there a

00:19:01.140 --> 00:19:03.420
few years back at the old place that I'm so happy

00:19:03.420 --> 00:19:06.240
to be away from. And yes, fuck them still. In

00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:09.700
case anybody's wondering, fuck them still. You

00:19:09.700 --> 00:19:11.900
know, I have to piss really bad. So I head to

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the bathroom and on the door was a sign with

00:19:13.900 --> 00:19:18.380
a QR code that read rectal. Okay. I'm like, what?

00:19:19.019 --> 00:19:21.160
Okay. I'm thinking, well, I guess we're talking

00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:23.559
about colon cancer, right? That screening. That's

00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:25.740
what I thought, right? It said rectal. Well,

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I'm on my way out and I look at the sign again.

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And the sign was about a dance recital, only

00:19:31.980 --> 00:19:39.019
the I in recital was rubbed out. And I'm like,

00:19:39.039 --> 00:19:44.039
wait a minute. Dance rectal? Oh, oh, oh, I get

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it. The I is rubbed out. It was dance recital.

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And I'm just sitting there shaking my head going,

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I wonder who else noticed that. And I was like,

00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:56.509
rectal? What? Probably nobody. I just thought

00:19:56.509 --> 00:19:58.769
that they were trying to tell you to go get your

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colon checked. That's what I thought until I

00:20:00.869 --> 00:20:02.730
read it all the way out. I'm like, okay, okay,

00:20:02.789 --> 00:20:04.829
I get it. It's like, go get your colon checked.

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Don't get fucking cancer. You know, all that

00:20:07.109 --> 00:20:10.589
stuff. But, you know, I had a good chuckle with

00:20:10.589 --> 00:20:12.849
myself, even if no one else noticed or anything.

00:20:14.950 --> 00:20:23.450
Have you heard of ozempic penis, Rob? Male users

00:20:23.450 --> 00:20:25.890
reveal shocking change to their genitalia after

00:20:25.890 --> 00:20:29.549
injecting weight loss shot. It's a miracle drug

00:20:29.549 --> 00:20:32.369
that promises to shrink your size except where

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it matters, Rob. And I know that you don't need

00:20:36.069 --> 00:20:38.089
any help down there. I'm not saying this. And

00:20:38.089 --> 00:20:39.769
I'm not saying anyone out there listening to

00:20:39.769 --> 00:20:41.410
this needs any help down there. But you know

00:20:41.410 --> 00:20:43.450
what? If you want to add a couple inches, I don't

00:20:43.450 --> 00:20:45.569
know anyone that would be like, I don't know

00:20:45.569 --> 00:20:49.329
about that. So, male Ozempic users say their

00:20:49.329 --> 00:20:51.789
penises have gotten bigger since they started

00:20:51.789 --> 00:20:54.730
injecting the weight loss shot. With dozens of

00:20:54.730 --> 00:20:57.269
well -endowed fellows flocking to online forums

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to fawn over their expanded members, Rob. I recently

00:21:01.349 --> 00:21:03.529
measured myself down there and I noticed I gained

00:21:03.529 --> 00:21:06.210
about one inch, an anonymous user recently claimed

00:21:06.210 --> 00:21:09.390
on a Reddit thread. Now I think people will say

00:21:09.390 --> 00:21:13.210
it was because of the fat loss. However, at the

00:21:13.210 --> 00:21:16.009
time I measured myself. Four years ago, I was

00:21:16.009 --> 00:21:18.589
thinner, the man claimed. Has anyone else noticed

00:21:18.589 --> 00:21:21.210
this change in themselves, he asked. Numerous

00:21:21.210 --> 00:21:24.930
male Ozempic users chimed in, and one added they

00:21:24.930 --> 00:21:26.849
had an inch, they had an inch in themselves.

00:21:26.910 --> 00:21:29.910
Another one had two and a half inch length expansion,

00:21:30.269 --> 00:21:37.049
according to them. One guy said that his member

00:21:37.049 --> 00:21:39.630
expanded, and then when he quit taking it, it

00:21:39.630 --> 00:21:41.450
didn't shrink all the way back to what it was

00:21:41.450 --> 00:21:44.160
before. But it wasn't the size it was when he

00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:48.500
was taking Ozempic. So, you know, I used it for

00:21:48.500 --> 00:21:51.980
a couple months and I hated it. I do my weight

00:21:51.980 --> 00:21:54.339
loss completely differently now. I don't involve

00:21:54.339 --> 00:21:56.559
stuff like that at all because I think that stuff's

00:21:56.559 --> 00:21:59.740
bad. And there's a lot of side effects with it.

00:21:59.759 --> 00:22:03.160
And I didn't like it. It wasn't for me. But now

00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:05.099
I'm thinking men will be getting that prescription

00:22:05.099 --> 00:22:08.819
just because they read what I just did. Don't

00:22:08.819 --> 00:22:12.529
you see that happening? Yeah, I see that. We

00:22:12.529 --> 00:22:16.509
live in a land of penis pumps, Rob. Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:16.710 --> 00:22:18.490
They'll be out there shooting themselves up in

00:22:18.490 --> 00:22:21.730
their belly for that shit. Hell yeah, man. You

00:22:21.730 --> 00:22:24.670
know, but like our friend BJ used to say, and

00:22:24.670 --> 00:22:27.690
you might have heard him say this, he goes, well,

00:22:27.789 --> 00:22:29.869
he goes, you know, I wouldn't mind a few extra

00:22:29.869 --> 00:22:32.170
inches. He goes, not that I'm doing that bad

00:22:32.170 --> 00:22:33.970
down there, but the next time I bang a chick,

00:22:34.069 --> 00:22:37.789
I want to go up for manslaughter. Yeah. That's

00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:42.619
what he used to say, that. I remember him saying

00:22:42.619 --> 00:22:45.339
that, yes. Yeah, and it's like, well, you got

00:22:45.339 --> 00:22:47.819
to have a goal. You got to have a goal in life.

00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:55.579
I'm glad you figured it out. So, anyhow, that's

00:22:55.579 --> 00:22:57.380
pretty much for this. I have some more stuff,

00:22:57.519 --> 00:22:59.960
but let's get to some stuff you got, Rob, you

00:22:59.960 --> 00:23:03.269
know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go

00:23:03.269 --> 00:23:05.930
into some local Lake of the Ozark news that happened

00:23:05.930 --> 00:23:11.130
this week. Exactly. And, of course, in Rob Brant

00:23:11.130 --> 00:23:14.309
fashion, there is a twist at the end of it. Well,

00:23:14.349 --> 00:23:23.109
of course. Well, a manhunt comes to an end in

00:23:23.109 --> 00:23:26.309
Candy County Wednesday afternoon when law enforcement

00:23:26.309 --> 00:23:32.319
is able to converge on... and take 41 -year -old

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:37.079
William Hordes into custody. I'm making history

00:23:37.079 --> 00:23:45.700
famous, dude. Cool. Several -hour manhunt began

00:23:45.700 --> 00:23:49.259
after a traffic stop on North State Highway 5,

00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:54.079
which happened like two miles from where I work.

00:23:54.859 --> 00:23:58.160
They come to our building and told us we need

00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:06.660
to go. Nice. Well, you'll understand when I go

00:24:06.660 --> 00:24:27.880
further into the story. Okay. He was wearing

00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:33.039
blue jeans, no shirt. What it was, I had a different

00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:37.599
news story that better detailed everything. So

00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:40.299
I'm going to use my own words. Okay. What it

00:24:40.299 --> 00:24:43.920
is, they pulled him over. Mm -hmm. Okay. Well,

00:24:44.059 --> 00:24:46.880
it was a car that he was known to be associated

00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:53.079
with. Okay. I got him out of the car. He tried

00:24:53.079 --> 00:25:05.440
lying about his name. his name and switched social

00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:11.740
security numbers, whatever. They caught it. There

00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:17.359
was a tussle that ensued between him and an officer.

00:25:17.740 --> 00:25:25.720
They ended up in the ditch, rolling around. This

00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:36.569
dude went for the officer's gun. Not good. Okay.

00:25:38.069 --> 00:25:44.150
Well, the man, he ended up running off, and they

00:25:44.150 --> 00:25:53.430
caught him between the Hampton City Aquatic Center,

00:25:53.549 --> 00:26:07.650
which is near the park. Okay. This crap went

00:26:07.650 --> 00:26:11.009
down two miles from where I work. Where he got

00:26:11.009 --> 00:26:15.710
busted, I walked right out my door. It's literally

00:26:15.710 --> 00:26:19.130
right here, dude. Literally right here. Wow.

00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:24.650
I'll show you when you come down. Okay. I could

00:26:24.650 --> 00:26:27.470
damn near throw a rock and hit where they busted

00:26:27.470 --> 00:26:30.950
him. So he started out near your work and then

00:26:30.950 --> 00:26:36.000
ended up at your house? Yeah. Well, like I said,

00:26:36.019 --> 00:26:39.140
there's stickers to the story. Okay. He was wanted

00:26:39.140 --> 00:26:47.880
on a parole violation. Okay. A few years ago,

00:26:47.980 --> 00:26:53.740
he pulled a Camden City police officer's gun

00:26:53.740 --> 00:27:02.230
and shot him. Oh. And went to prison. Oh. He's

00:27:02.230 --> 00:27:04.769
only been out for like two, three, four months.

00:27:05.130 --> 00:27:08.609
I know this very fast. Like I said, there's a

00:27:08.609 --> 00:27:11.289
kicker. There is a big kicker to this story.

00:27:11.650 --> 00:27:19.029
Okay. Well, come to find out, this William Horst

00:27:19.029 --> 00:27:30.329
is my granddaughter's estranged uncle. That's

00:27:30.329 --> 00:27:36.509
a kicker. That's a kicker. Well, there's even

00:27:36.509 --> 00:27:39.809
more of a kicker. Okay. My granddaughter's dad

00:27:39.809 --> 00:27:43.470
was killed last weekend before this happened

00:27:43.470 --> 00:27:47.029
in a motorcycle wreck over in Illinois, a car

00:27:47.029 --> 00:27:52.329
hitting head -on. Oh. And then his brother, who's

00:27:52.329 --> 00:27:54.410
been out of prison three or four months, goes

00:27:54.410 --> 00:27:59.490
and does this. And, of course, they found methamphetamine

00:27:59.490 --> 00:28:06.200
on him, too. Of course. Yeah, no. When my granddaughter

00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:13.299
was born, he was fighting for parole over shooting

00:28:13.299 --> 00:28:16.519
that Campton cop. And from what I've been told,

00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:21.619
it happened at the school. Now, that part may

00:28:21.619 --> 00:28:25.940
not be true. He would have been like 21. He did

00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:32.039
like 20 years on that. Just got out. had a parole

00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:34.900
violation for absconding because he did not report

00:28:34.900 --> 00:28:37.980
to his parole officer. And all this goes down.

00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.779
But yeah, this is my granddaughter's estranged

00:28:41.779 --> 00:29:03.279
uncle. Wow. Crazy world, huh? It is. Like, holy

00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:09.480
shit. You did know him. Yeah, well, I never met

00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:14.220
him. He was in prison when we were all together,

00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:19.079
you know. Yeah, I got you. Wow. All right, you

00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:21.019
want to take our first break and come back with

00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:25.359
some emails? Yeah. I can't wait to listen to

00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:29.039
the assholes. Well, you know Mitch has got something

00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:35.809
for you. Yeah, he's got one. Yep. All right,

00:29:35.849 --> 00:30:35.430
we'll be right back. The origin of Velcro. George

00:30:35.430 --> 00:30:38.289
D. Mestrel found inspiration in his most famous

00:30:38.289 --> 00:30:40.710
invention in those annoying little burrs that

00:30:40.710 --> 00:30:43.089
can get stuck to your clothing after a walk in

00:30:43.089 --> 00:30:45.250
the woods. They came from the burdock plant,

00:30:45.410 --> 00:30:48.390
and when D. Mestrel put them under a microscope,

00:30:48.470 --> 00:30:50.589
he realized that they made use of little tiny

00:30:50.589 --> 00:30:53.940
hooks. on the surface of the burr to grab onto

00:30:53.940 --> 00:30:57.799
whatever passes by. Hey there, Slap Nets. It's

00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:03.180
time for the Creeps Music News. Hey, my little

00:31:03.180 --> 00:31:05.839
pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol with your

00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:10.019
music news. Sad news in the music industry. Sylvester

00:31:10.019 --> 00:31:12.920
Stewart, or better known as Sly Stone, has passed

00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:15.980
away at the age of 82. Sly was a pioneer in the

00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:19.390
funk rock scene. Sly and the Family Stone upset

00:31:19.390 --> 00:31:21.589
the Las Vegas status quo when they were pooped

00:31:21.589 --> 00:31:23.769
into a three -month, six -night, a week gig at

00:31:23.769 --> 00:31:26.210
the Pussycat -a -Go -Go, an engagement that was

00:31:26.210 --> 00:31:28.569
attended from everyone from James Brown to Bobby

00:31:28.569 --> 00:31:30.990
Darin. The group would use their Mondays off

00:31:30.990 --> 00:31:33.349
to fly to Los Angeles to record their debut album,

00:31:33.450 --> 00:31:35.789
A Whole New Thing. It would include their first

00:31:35.789 --> 00:31:38.210
hit single, Dance to the Music, which would also

00:31:38.210 --> 00:31:40.690
become a single on their sophomore album. While

00:31:40.690 --> 00:31:42.589
the band enjoyed early success, Stone eventually

00:31:42.589 --> 00:31:44.910
fell on hard financial times, would later be

00:31:44.910 --> 00:31:46.789
plagued by health issues and even homelessness.

00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:50.000
Praised as a musical genius, he also became known

00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:52.819
for being reclusive. Before he vanished, Stone

00:31:52.819 --> 00:31:55.900
was a potent creative in the late 1960s and early

00:31:55.900 --> 00:31:59.059
1970s. A singer, songwriter, bandleader, and

00:31:59.059 --> 00:32:01.900
producer, his group's other hits include Hot

00:32:01.900 --> 00:32:05.200
Fun in the Summertime, Thank You, and Family

00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:09.160
Affair. You'll be missed, Mr. Stone. This is

00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:12.359
Johnny Rohypnol. That was your music news, and

00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:19.259
remember, bar chords are bullshit. Two douchebags

00:32:19.259 --> 00:32:21.299
and microphone in an effort to keep everything

00:32:21.299 --> 00:32:28.539
fresh. We offer you first world problems. My

00:32:28.539 --> 00:32:35.859
76 -inch smart HDMI, triphonic, stereo TV. My

00:32:35.859 --> 00:32:38.599
remote won't work unless I'm right in front of

00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:43.480
it. I can't believe it. This is bullshit. Your

00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:47.240
mom is so scatterbrained. It took her two hours.

00:32:48.140 --> 00:32:52.299
60 minutes. Hey, look. I think we found land.

00:32:52.579 --> 00:32:56.819
Oh, my God. I think we're safe. Oh, no. It's

00:32:56.819 --> 00:33:06.500
an island of horrible jokes. What do you call

00:33:06.500 --> 00:33:16.920
an angry carrot? A steamed veggie. Hey there,

00:33:16.940 --> 00:33:19.970
Buxton. You're just in time for brand new feature

00:33:19.970 --> 00:33:23.769
news nobody gives a shit about. A woman in Texas

00:33:23.769 --> 00:33:26.410
holds the world's record for the longest time.

00:33:26.690 --> 00:33:42.230
She checks in at 3 .11 inches wide. Two douchebags

00:33:42.230 --> 00:33:44.589
and microphone. I'm Mark here at the Talk is

00:33:44.589 --> 00:33:47.069
Cheap studio in the stream southern edge of the

00:33:47.069 --> 00:33:52.309
Kansas City Metroplex. And I am Rob at the beautiful

00:33:52.309 --> 00:33:55.329
diagonal arm of Lake of the Ozarks in the Duck

00:33:55.329 --> 00:33:58.750
Blind studio. And you just mentioned Mitch, and

00:33:58.750 --> 00:34:01.170
I'm sorry, I forgot I provoked the bear over

00:34:01.170 --> 00:34:03.369
the fucking phone. You poked the bear, and he's

00:34:03.369 --> 00:34:15.800
back. He got right on it. You know what I posted?

00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:21.480
I posted it the next morning, right? Tuesday

00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:25.820
morning? Yeah, Tuesday morning, right? Okay.

00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:27.880
No, Wednesday morning. I posted it Wednesday

00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:31.500
morning. Wednesday about 1 o 'clock, I got an

00:34:31.500 --> 00:34:34.460
email from him. So as soon as he listened, he

00:34:34.460 --> 00:34:39.000
was on there. All I want to say is, bitch, I

00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:44.150
love you. Oh, he loves you too. Okay, first one

00:34:44.150 --> 00:34:46.570
is, guys, what the hell? Music news? What next?

00:34:46.849 --> 00:34:49.469
Your pop culture report? I think that's a good

00:34:49.469 --> 00:34:53.389
idea. Come on now, stop it. Jerome and St. Charles.

00:34:56.090 --> 00:34:57.969
He's really not going to like some of the segments

00:34:57.969 --> 00:34:59.630
I'm getting ready to do, and I'll tell you about

00:34:59.630 --> 00:35:02.469
them off of the podcast because I'm pretty excited

00:35:02.469 --> 00:35:07.030
about it. But on a personal note between me and

00:35:07.030 --> 00:35:10.349
you. I say, well, after that, I say we do a segment.

00:35:12.670 --> 00:35:16.050
Me too. Do you like them, Rob? Do you like the

00:35:16.050 --> 00:35:19.250
new music news? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I like it.

00:35:19.510 --> 00:35:23.710
Okay. Well, we haven't been able to do music

00:35:23.710 --> 00:35:25.769
creeps for a couple of weeks, and that's because

00:35:25.769 --> 00:35:29.010
Christopher's wife had to have some surgery.

00:35:29.349 --> 00:35:33.050
And when he has some time, then we're going to

00:35:33.050 --> 00:35:34.710
start doing them again. But that was originally

00:35:34.710 --> 00:35:37.449
meant for that. But I also found that they fit

00:35:37.449 --> 00:35:42.590
very well in this podcast. Don't you think? Yeah,

00:35:42.650 --> 00:35:45.610
I mean, who the hell doesn't like Johnny Rohypnol?

00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:51.090
And I forgot the other names. Did I use Rip Blankenship

00:35:51.090 --> 00:35:54.590
yet or anything like that? Yes, but I'm still

00:35:54.590 --> 00:35:57.090
trying to figure out why Mrs. Goldstein picked

00:35:57.090 --> 00:36:01.230
on me. That was a nightmare, man. I know. A nightmare.

00:36:02.769 --> 00:36:06.530
I don't know why either. I wasn't even part of

00:36:06.530 --> 00:36:09.329
you until we were giving her shit. And she picks

00:36:09.329 --> 00:36:13.960
on me. She made you the capuchin monkey. Yeah!

00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:18.960
That was torture, man. And they swatted your

00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:22.559
ass for how long? Three hours? Something like

00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:28.860
that. Hell, it was hurting so bad, I had no sense

00:36:28.860 --> 00:36:35.019
of time. I was hurt. I felt like I was in the

00:36:35.019 --> 00:36:38.510
neck cage. Who would have known that Miss Golfenstein

00:36:38.510 --> 00:36:42.070
used to be a high priestess? Oh, shit. You know.

00:36:42.409 --> 00:36:44.989
That is Blanchard talking to the wall, dude.

00:36:45.030 --> 00:36:47.650
Yeah, yeah. She's doing voodoo, I guess. Yeah.

00:36:49.150 --> 00:36:53.869
All right. Thank you, guys. Yeah, I have no excuse.

00:36:53.949 --> 00:36:56.469
Miss Golfenstein decided to hit you to get us

00:36:56.469 --> 00:37:01.250
back. All right. I just got my fuckhammer pajamas

00:37:01.250 --> 00:37:04.210
from Macy's. Better get them soon. They're selling

00:37:04.210 --> 00:37:08.239
out fast. Mitch. Go right on. Mitch, Rob's new

00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:11.760
bestie and fellow fuckhammer roadie. I guess

00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:16.000
you're both fuckhammer roadies now. Yes. There

00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:20.159
you go. You're both roadies now. I figured he'd

00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:24.539
hammer down on me. No, he loved it. Yeah, he

00:37:24.539 --> 00:37:27.920
did. I love the fact that you're both fuckhammer

00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:33.480
roadies. He just made you both roadies. Yeah.

00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:38.920
Mitch is Mitch. And that was it. He didn't write

00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:41.239
anything about South Freeman or anything like

00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:43.460
that. Oh, my God. I know. He just said fellow.

00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:47.039
Yeah, I actually love that song. Yeah, that's

00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:49.699
great. Mitch, Rob's new bestie and fellow fuckhammer

00:37:49.699 --> 00:37:55.639
roadie. There you go. Next one. Douchebags. I

00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:58.099
am doing a few weeks of traveling, mostly by

00:37:58.099 --> 00:38:00.780
car, enjoying life and visiting old friends and

00:38:00.780 --> 00:38:03.739
relatives. My travels have me staying the night

00:38:03.739 --> 00:38:06.630
in Waco, Texas. I found the Dr. Pepper Museum

00:38:06.630 --> 00:38:10.369
here in Waco. This thing is cooler than I ever

00:38:10.369 --> 00:38:12.429
imagined. I just thought I would let you know

00:38:12.429 --> 00:38:14.630
because I'm certain that is right up Mark's alley.

00:38:14.969 --> 00:38:18.550
Ronnie in Tulsa. Yes. Tulsa King. Well, I'm glad

00:38:18.550 --> 00:38:20.909
Ronnie is out enjoying himself. He had a tough

00:38:20.909 --> 00:38:24.250
time there for about a half year, and he's doing

00:38:24.250 --> 00:38:28.329
better, so God bless him. Yeah, I love the Dr.

00:38:28.469 --> 00:38:30.329
Pepper Museum, and I want to make it back there

00:38:30.329 --> 00:38:34.429
sometime. It's a really cool museum. It's not

00:38:34.429 --> 00:38:36.409
one of those museums where you get bored at and

00:38:36.409 --> 00:38:38.690
start looking and, you know, kind of looking

00:38:38.690 --> 00:38:41.650
around. Everything in there was very interesting

00:38:41.650 --> 00:38:45.829
and pertinent to the invention and the rollout

00:38:45.829 --> 00:38:49.250
of Dr. Pepper and the guy behind it. And I mean,

00:38:49.409 --> 00:38:52.730
it's really informative. And someone like me

00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:56.329
that's a nerd like that, it's like a dream. And

00:38:56.329 --> 00:39:00.599
also, you can buy the original. Dr. Pepper formula

00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:04.920
that comes in an 8 -ounce bottle. It has Imperial

00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:10.639
cane sugar and artesian well water with natural

00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:13.519
flavorings and carbonation and sugar. You know,

00:39:13.539 --> 00:39:16.639
like I said, the Imperial sugar. It is a treat.

00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.699
Everyone I took that to that is a Dr. Pepper

00:39:19.699 --> 00:39:22.420
fan was just like going, oh my God, I cannot

00:39:22.420 --> 00:39:50.840
believe it's that good. Well, I just wanted to

00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:57.750
say one thing. Tulsa King, enjoy your you time

00:39:57.750 --> 00:40:02.789
while you can have it. Yeah, yeah. It means a

00:40:02.789 --> 00:40:06.190
lot. Trust me. Coming from somebody that knows

00:40:06.190 --> 00:40:10.309
all too well lately. Yeah. You need your me time.

00:40:11.190 --> 00:40:14.369
And that's where you collect your thoughts and

00:40:14.369 --> 00:40:16.690
you get back to life and do what you got to do.

00:40:16.789 --> 00:40:19.409
I'm just being straight up about that. That's

00:40:19.409 --> 00:40:22.010
a serious thing with me right now. Sorry. Well,

00:40:22.030 --> 00:40:24.010
I'm just happy you broke us off an email. He

00:40:24.010 --> 00:40:25.889
wasn't going to. He was just going to relax.

00:40:25.929 --> 00:40:29.409
But that Dr. Pepper Museum, like, I'm really

00:40:29.409 --> 00:40:32.349
honored that he thought of me because he hit

00:40:32.349 --> 00:40:35.389
it. I mean, he knows me, too. No, no. Yeah, that

00:40:35.389 --> 00:40:41.429
directed right at you. I just want to let him

00:40:41.429 --> 00:40:45.570
know, from me to him, enjoy this time while you

00:40:45.570 --> 00:40:49.329
can have it. Ronnie, there you go. We all need

00:40:49.329 --> 00:40:51.849
it from time to time just to get away. Yeah,

00:40:51.849 --> 00:40:55.630
yeah. We all do. We all know this. My me time

00:40:55.630 --> 00:40:58.969
around the house is in here in the talk is cheap

00:40:58.969 --> 00:41:02.590
dungeon, I like to call it, or also my man cave.

00:41:04.250 --> 00:41:06.489
You know, my me time is in here. I'll come in

00:41:06.489 --> 00:41:10.989
here and just I can defrag myself, you know.

00:41:11.150 --> 00:41:14.269
I come in here and everything around me is just.

00:41:21.630 --> 00:41:27.250
Okay, we had the Bluetooth die. So now Rob is

00:41:27.250 --> 00:41:31.170
on speakerphone because the new Bluetooth that

00:41:31.170 --> 00:41:34.889
I purchased from Amazon is a piece of shit. Imagine

00:41:34.889 --> 00:41:39.409
that. Yeah. Okay, Rob, say something again. I

00:41:39.409 --> 00:41:42.230
want to see how it turns out on the audio tonic.

00:41:54.539 --> 00:41:56.639
Okay, I think it's going to work good enough.

00:41:57.179 --> 00:42:01.039
Okay, Rob, go ahead. What were you saying? I

00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:03.539
was saying I hope everybody had a happy Father's

00:42:03.539 --> 00:42:05.900
Day. It looks to me like it's working really

00:42:05.900 --> 00:42:09.480
well, Rob, now. All right. The levels look great.

00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:14.880
Let's see what we do. Okay, let's see. You're

00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.860
the editor of this podcast, right? Could you

00:42:16.860 --> 00:42:20.360
please try to even out the sound? You about blew

00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:23.380
my eardrums with that strange but true bit and

00:42:23.380 --> 00:42:27.960
that damn buzzer. Teresa in New Haven. New Heaven,

00:42:28.059 --> 00:42:32.300
not Haven. Yeah, I know. I'm working on all them.

00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:36.800
I need time. I'm sorry. Sometimes this thing

00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:42.039
will fool you because the software that I use.

00:42:42.780 --> 00:42:45.840
will act like it's not hitting the red. You don't

00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.219
want the red. It won't top out. But then when

00:42:49.219 --> 00:42:51.119
you go and you re -record it and you put the

00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.619
bits together, you'd have to... You know what?

00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:56.659
Yeah, right. You know what? Forget it. I'm working

00:42:56.659 --> 00:43:01.699
on it. It's like recording the old cassettes

00:43:01.699 --> 00:43:05.119
or whatever, you know? Yeah, yeah. I get it.

00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:09.519
Yeah. Yeah, so... It is what it is. I'm working

00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:12.340
on it. It's all a work in process. But you know

00:43:12.340 --> 00:43:15.840
how many? I've probably got over a thousand bits

00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:20.639
now. And I'd have to, I mean, just like things

00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:23.760
overheard in hell. I have 80 of those. Oh, yes.

00:43:24.139 --> 00:43:28.519
80 of those. And re -recording all of them is

00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:30.960
going to take some time. I will do it. But, man,

00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:33.199
just give me a little while, please. I'm sorry.

00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:35.639
The ones that are really obnoxious, I'll try

00:43:35.639 --> 00:43:39.230
to hit them first. And the thing is, is I can't

00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:41.869
tell on this thing on the computer at all that

00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:44.409
it does that. I notice when I'm in my car and

00:43:44.409 --> 00:43:48.710
all of a sudden I'm like, ah! Yeah, so I'm sorry.

00:43:48.809 --> 00:43:50.769
I'm working on it. It's free. You're getting

00:43:50.769 --> 00:43:56.369
your money's worth, Teresa. Yeah, I'm sitting

00:43:56.369 --> 00:43:59.690
here at 5 .30, 6 o 'clock in the morning. I got

00:43:59.690 --> 00:44:01.809
shit screaming through my ear all of a sudden.

00:44:01.929 --> 00:44:07.030
I'm like, oh! But, you know, hey, like you said.

00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:10.239
You get what you pay for. It's free. But strange

00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:14.360
but true is... Unless you're like some other

00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:18.639
emailers that actually pay for it. Yeah. That's

00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:22.300
not our fault. I'm trying to get to the bottom

00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:24.719
of that, Rob. There's no right or wrong reason.

00:44:24.780 --> 00:44:26.840
I don't know what it is. I've looked and looked

00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:30.960
and looked. They got me paying for their subscription

00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.219
is what it is. It's got to be because there is

00:44:34.219 --> 00:44:38.139
no paywall. On any of them. I've heard this from

00:44:38.139 --> 00:44:41.260
a few people, which is concerning, but I have

00:44:41.260 --> 00:44:48.340
no idea what's going on. Just so everybody knows,

00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:52.679
we're not seeing a dime of it. Yeah, it's not

00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:56.519
us. If somebody's making money on us, we're going

00:44:56.519 --> 00:44:59.099
to talk. And also, someone's making money off

00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:02.090
of us. they're getting you. They're getting by

00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:04.230
on you because we're not charging a dime for

00:45:04.230 --> 00:45:08.510
this. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're a couple working

00:45:08.510 --> 00:45:10.849
stiffs just like you guys. Yep, that's right.

00:45:11.010 --> 00:45:14.389
All our hard -earned fucking work here is for

00:45:14.389 --> 00:45:18.369
free. Slaving over a hot microphone for free.

00:45:18.369 --> 00:45:21.030
I mean, come on, guys. Our Bluetooth just came

00:45:21.030 --> 00:45:23.550
out on you. You just heard it. Yeah, and I had

00:45:23.550 --> 00:45:25.489
to buy such a cheap one it won't even connect

00:45:25.489 --> 00:45:32.400
to the phone. So there you go. See? So, you see,

00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:40.940
we're barefoot with dirt floors here. And you

00:45:40.940 --> 00:45:46.400
guys are yelling at us. All right, next one.

00:45:46.940 --> 00:45:49.820
I have IBS and I've noticed the show makes me

00:45:49.820 --> 00:45:55.159
poop more regularly. Maybe you could brand your

00:45:55.159 --> 00:46:02.099
show with stool softener. Walter and KC. Walt.

00:46:03.260 --> 00:46:07.619
We do have a bit that has been proven. We have

00:46:07.619 --> 00:46:10.199
been proven to make mice. We have been proven

00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:14.940
to make mice shit in laboratory tests. I believe

00:46:14.940 --> 00:46:18.460
it. Remember, Chad said to shit in comfort. So

00:46:18.460 --> 00:46:23.340
I'm glad we can help. So we have been, you know,

00:46:23.340 --> 00:46:25.980
I guess we have been branded a stool softer then,

00:46:26.019 --> 00:46:29.579
right? Right? Chad said it in Laboratory Miles.

00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:33.139
Now we know who we're looking towards for sponsors.

00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:38.360
Yeah, yeah. So, it won't be X -Lax. So, you know.

00:46:41.659 --> 00:46:48.920
So, I'm glad we could help you, Walter. I'm glad

00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:51.059
we could help you, Walter. I'm glad you can shit

00:46:51.059 --> 00:46:57.519
in comfort. All right. Rob. You were talking

00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:00.360
about finding your stories on your phone. There's

00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:03.559
a voice memo app on your phone. I do this for

00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.539
college notes. I'm taking a new podcasting course

00:47:06.539 --> 00:47:09.579
as one of my classes. The University of Southern

00:47:09.579 --> 00:47:12.559
Illinois offers this, but I would think most

00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:14.920
do it by now. Keep up the quality entertainment,

00:47:15.139 --> 00:47:17.739
please. Mark in Carbondale. I believe that's

00:47:17.739 --> 00:47:22.039
Illinois. Southern Illinois. Yeah, yeah. Carbondale

00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:24.059
would be Illinois, yes. Yeah, yeah. You go through

00:47:24.059 --> 00:47:25.739
it. I think I -70 goes through it, doesn't it?

00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:33.400
I believe so. I guess they do offer podcasts

00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:37.199
in a lot of colleges now. That's not the first

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:41.880
time I've heard that. It took me until I was

00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:46.320
54 years old to stumble across it. I've been

00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:48.340
on podcasts actually a long time. I've been on

00:47:48.340 --> 00:47:53.059
podcasts since the late 90s. That's how long

00:47:53.059 --> 00:47:55.519
they've been around. They haven't been called

00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:59.960
podcasts since then. But go ahead, what? When

00:47:59.960 --> 00:48:03.780
I got on a podcast is when I started talking

00:48:03.780 --> 00:48:08.760
to you and Topher. Yeah, you're... I did not

00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:11.219
listen to podcasts before that. That's why I

00:48:11.219 --> 00:48:13.480
still have it Saturdays off when we go down to

00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:16.880
the city market on Saturdays. And we try to get

00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:19.239
people to talk to us. But our old friend Rob

00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:22.099
would call in every day. Yeah. Every time we're

00:48:22.099 --> 00:48:25.280
out there. You pretty much became our third member.

00:48:26.340 --> 00:48:30.940
So, and now you are. And things happen, and yes,

00:48:30.940 --> 00:48:33.320
I am the third member. Yep, but Topher is still

00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:35.500
around. It's just he's got some stuff he has

00:48:35.500 --> 00:48:38.219
to deal with. You know, your wife comes first,

00:48:38.380 --> 00:48:42.340
and I completely support him on this, and he's

00:48:42.340 --> 00:48:44.420
taking care of her like a good husband does,

00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:48.980
and he will be back. So, all right. And finally,

00:48:49.139 --> 00:48:51.199
dummy, stop with this horrible thing you call

00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.090
a show. This is the worst thing ever. I've listened

00:48:54.090 --> 00:48:56.570
to every show twice, and I'm for sure it sucks.

00:48:57.769 --> 00:49:00.190
Here we go again. Here we go again. No, no, no.

00:49:00.190 --> 00:49:01.989
The guy's joking, and he goes, thanks, guys,

00:49:02.090 --> 00:49:04.610
at the very end. He said, I've listened to every

00:49:04.610 --> 00:49:09.449
show twice. I'm for sure it sucks. Because I

00:49:09.449 --> 00:49:12.050
know why he wrote this. The guy that we're talking

00:49:12.050 --> 00:49:14.510
about. Yes, yes, I do too. Like an hour and 20

00:49:14.510 --> 00:49:18.090
minutes into it, the show's almost over. And

00:49:18.090 --> 00:49:20.369
he's quoting that, saying how horrible it is,

00:49:20.429 --> 00:49:23.590
and it's like, so. You, you're in the habit of

00:49:23.590 --> 00:49:26.230
listening to something you hate for an hour and

00:49:26.230 --> 00:49:28.230
20 minutes. You have much more time. No, he didn't

00:49:28.230 --> 00:49:31.349
listen to every show twice. Okay, I got it. Yeah.

00:49:31.630 --> 00:49:33.769
Yeah, you have much more time on your hands than

00:49:33.769 --> 00:49:39.469
I do, apparently. So, anyhow, hey, thank you,

00:49:39.469 --> 00:49:41.829
and you didn't leave a name. Whoever you are,

00:49:41.849 --> 00:49:44.650
that was a funny email. Thank you. I'm glad you

00:49:44.650 --> 00:49:46.289
listened to every show. Yeah, it made me think

00:49:46.289 --> 00:49:49.170
about it for a minute. Yeah, you know. I love

00:49:49.170 --> 00:49:52.500
it, though. You got us twice. I'm hoping we got

00:49:52.500 --> 00:49:58.360
credit twice, you know. I hope you downloaded

00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:00.420
it from your works computer. That way we got

00:50:00.420 --> 00:50:03.199
twice the credit on RSS and Google and all that,

00:50:03.340 --> 00:50:07.420
right? Yep. All right. You must do that because

00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:12.199
we command you to and you must obey, right? It's

00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.900
in the bylaws. It is. Whenever you pick up this

00:50:15.900 --> 00:50:17.880
podcast, it's right there. It says it somewhere

00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:21.980
in the fine print. So with that being said, Rob,

00:50:22.179 --> 00:50:24.139
we turn to you for the next bit of entertainment,

00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:28.079
ha -ha, and what have you. Okay, well, I got

00:50:28.079 --> 00:50:33.139
one for you. All right. Okay, last Friday, a

00:50:33.139 --> 00:50:36.960
Kentucky man known among locals as Cowboy Cody

00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:41.400
was taken into custody after releasing a raccoon

00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:52.199
into a local dive bar. Okay, go on. Mason, 40

00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:55.519
years old, was arrested on a handful of charges,

00:50:55.539 --> 00:50:59.219
including assault after the incident at the Big

00:50:59.219 --> 00:51:03.880
Apple Grill and Bar in Murray, Kentucky. If you

00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:06.300
are familiar with the wild crimes in Kentucky,

00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:09.599
the offender's name might look familiar to you,

00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:13.800
because at the end of 2024, Mason was arrested

00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:18.280
twice in three days after leading cops on a low

00:51:18.280 --> 00:51:23.769
-speed mule. chase. It's getting better. You

00:51:23.769 --> 00:51:27.929
heard me right. You heard me. You can't make

00:51:27.929 --> 00:51:31.389
this stuff up is what this says. Truth is always

00:51:31.389 --> 00:51:35.690
stranger than fiction. I've learned. In December

00:51:35.690 --> 00:51:39.309
last year Mason had too much fun at the local

00:51:39.309 --> 00:51:43.730
wiring hole when the bar the same bar involved

00:51:43.730 --> 00:51:47.710
in the most recent arrest asked Mason to leave.

00:51:49.260 --> 00:51:52.440
When Parisa arrived on the scene, he refused

00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:58.059
to stop on his trusty steed. And according to

00:51:58.059 --> 00:52:01.219
some witnesses, he was seen mistreating the animal.

00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:05.440
Two days later, assuming he was released on bail,

00:52:05.860 --> 00:52:10.159
Mason broke out his mule from the stable where

00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:34.170
it was being taken care of. Mason down local

00:52:34.170 --> 00:52:37.869
roads while he tried to run from the cops atop

00:52:37.869 --> 00:52:46.329
his mule. Mason is facing charges again after

00:52:46.329 --> 00:52:49.309
committing some more serious crimes last week.

00:52:49.769 --> 00:52:53.210
After being banned from the Big Apple Grill bar

00:52:53.210 --> 00:52:57.550
for the drunken mule incident, he returned Friday

00:52:57.550 --> 00:53:01.710
night, already showing signs of intoxication.

00:53:02.530 --> 00:53:09.050
Why not? Why not? Yeah. I'm not going to mention

00:53:09.050 --> 00:53:15.050
her name because she tried to do her job. A bartender

00:53:15.050 --> 00:53:17.889
at the establishment told the New York Post that

00:53:17.889 --> 00:53:21.750
she approached Mason asking him to leave. She

00:53:21.750 --> 00:53:24.670
said that Mason generally liked her before he

00:53:24.670 --> 00:53:28.010
was banned, and so she thought she could get

00:53:28.010 --> 00:53:32.559
him to go without causing a scene. After he left,

00:53:32.820 --> 00:53:36.440
she felt she had done a good job getting to leave

00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:40.260
without a fight. However, that feeling was short

00:53:40.260 --> 00:53:43.880
-lived because Mason quickly returned, unleashing

00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:50.260
a wild raccoon into the bar. Awesome. I like

00:53:50.260 --> 00:53:55.800
this guy. That's called spark. Yeah, it was in

00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:04.699
the bar container. catching it, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:10.800
Cops pulled over Mason later that night. He refused

00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:15.559
to roll his window down for them to question

00:54:15.559 --> 00:54:19.559
him, but eventually they arrested him. Mason

00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:23.760
was taken to Callaway County Jail as facing charges

00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.460
of third -degree criminal trespass, second -degree

00:54:27.460 --> 00:54:33.679
assault, resisting arrest, and Oh, yeah. And

00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:37.420
by the way, there was a bar worker that tried

00:54:37.420 --> 00:54:40.199
to help the man to catch it. They got bit by

00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:45.179
the raccoon. Oh, shit. But it does go on to say

00:54:45.179 --> 00:54:50.019
the worker who the raccoon bit was taken to receive

00:54:50.019 --> 00:54:54.739
care and got rabies shots. Yeah, but rabies shots

00:54:54.739 --> 00:55:15.489
are a real pain in the ass, too. Oh, man. And

00:55:15.489 --> 00:55:19.190
then the second time he escapes and busts the

00:55:19.190 --> 00:55:28.070
mule out. You want to know her stories, there

00:55:28.070 --> 00:55:45.920
you go. Oh, shit. Yeah, I know. A husband and

00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:48.199
wife say they were forced to sit next to a woman's

00:55:48.199 --> 00:55:50.539
body for several hours after she dropped dead

00:55:50.539 --> 00:55:53.840
on a 15 -hour flight. Mitchell Ring and Jennifer

00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:56.840
Cullen were en route from Melbourne, Australia.

00:55:56.900 --> 00:55:59.039
They have two different names, but they're married?

00:56:00.380 --> 00:56:04.579
Okay, well, anyhow. I've heard that before. En

00:56:04.579 --> 00:56:08.489
route from Melbourne, Australia to Qatar. When

00:56:08.489 --> 00:56:11.210
the unidentified female passenger suffered a

00:56:11.210 --> 00:56:13.889
medical emergency in the aisle during the long

00:56:13.889 --> 00:56:16.730
-haul Qatar Airways flight, a current affair

00:56:16.730 --> 00:56:19.909
reported this. Unfortunately, the lady couldn't

00:56:19.909 --> 00:56:22.489
be saved, which was pretty heartbreaking to watch,

00:56:22.769 --> 00:56:26.230
Ring told the TV show Tuesday. They tried to

00:56:26.230 --> 00:56:29.389
wheel her up towards business class, but she

00:56:29.389 --> 00:56:31.690
was quite a large lady and they couldn't get

00:56:31.690 --> 00:56:38.369
her through the aisle. Damn! Yeah. The Australian

00:56:38.369 --> 00:56:42.289
couple who had two spare seats in their row of

00:56:42.289 --> 00:56:45.630
four said the frustrated flight crew then asked

00:56:45.630 --> 00:56:48.210
them to shift over so they could prop the corpse

00:56:48.210 --> 00:56:52.889
up alongside them. So they wanted the corpse

00:56:52.889 --> 00:56:58.809
to sit upright right next to them. Could you

00:56:58.809 --> 00:57:02.679
imagine that? They said, can you move over, please?

00:57:02.739 --> 00:57:05.320
And I just said, yes, no problem, he said. I

00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.900
would have said, no, I can't move over. Fuck

00:57:07.900 --> 00:57:11.079
no! Get the fuck away from me. I'm dealing with

00:57:11.079 --> 00:57:14.920
this the best I can, okay? So, it's a 15 -hour

00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:18.000
flight. Don't they have an area where they carry

00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:20.340
luggage? Well, I guess they couldn't get her

00:57:20.340 --> 00:57:22.480
through the aisle, you know? No pun intended,

00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:25.920
that's dead weight. Good point. Yeah, that's

00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:32.829
dead weight. So, I mean, you know. So they placed

00:57:32.829 --> 00:57:36.130
the lady in a chair that I was in. A shocking

00:57:36.130 --> 00:57:39.070
photo of the grim ordeal captured Ring watching

00:57:39.070 --> 00:57:42.829
his TV as the woman's body sat next to him. Ring

00:57:42.829 --> 00:57:51.070
claims... Gosh, man. Oh, you know what? They

00:57:51.070 --> 00:57:54.369
should have played the lottery right after that

00:57:54.369 --> 00:57:57.000
because the yin and yang are what? The yin and

00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.559
yang of luck would have guaranteed they won $50

00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:05.260
million after that. So, at least they put a cover

00:58:05.260 --> 00:58:08.539
over the lady's body, which was great. When they

00:58:08.539 --> 00:58:11.059
finally landed, which is like 12 hours later,

00:58:11.179 --> 00:58:13.679
the couple who were flying to Italy said the

00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:15.900
airline crew told them to remain in their seats

00:58:15.900 --> 00:58:18.679
while first responders came to retrieve the body.

00:58:22.260 --> 00:58:27.449
This is one of those things. where it just sucks.

00:58:28.150 --> 00:58:30.789
And the problem is, is I don't think there's

00:58:30.789 --> 00:58:34.469
anyone at fault here because the woman was so

00:58:34.469 --> 00:58:36.429
large they couldn't get her through the aisle.

00:58:38.050 --> 00:58:40.469
You know, dead weight, and like I said, no pun

00:58:40.469 --> 00:58:42.510
intended, dead weight is completely different.

00:58:43.170 --> 00:58:47.010
Yes, it is. It takes a lot to lift that up that

00:58:47.010 --> 00:58:50.489
just can't move. It's like twice as heavy as

00:58:50.489 --> 00:58:52.750
what it is. And she was already a large lady.

00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.519
And the flight crew, Could not get her through.

00:58:55.619 --> 00:58:58.239
I'll tell you what it was. It didn't describe

00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:00.559
it all the way like you saw. That was the article

00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:03.840
that I just read. Okay. You know how you walk

00:59:03.840 --> 00:59:06.380
through an airplane aisle and you bump into people

00:59:06.380 --> 00:59:08.239
all the time because there's not that much room?

00:59:09.460 --> 00:59:14.840
Well, imagine taking a dead large lady up the

00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:20.179
aisle. Her head's going to be hitting into people's

00:59:20.179 --> 00:59:24.840
faces and arms and legs. It's just impossible.

00:59:25.940 --> 00:59:29.480
And then the next thing you know, the autopsy

00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:35.539
says she died of a broken neck. Yeah, yeah. I

00:59:35.539 --> 00:59:39.420
did it. I did it. Yeah, you know, this is one

00:59:39.420 --> 00:59:41.940
of those incidents where you can't blame anybody.

00:59:42.260 --> 00:59:44.519
And, I mean, it sounds like the flight crew tried

00:59:44.519 --> 00:59:46.579
to do what they could. At least they threw a

00:59:46.579 --> 00:59:51.340
blanket over her, you know? Yeah, yeah. Everything

00:59:51.340 --> 00:59:54.000
else, that just sucks. I mean, you talk about

00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:58.019
just, like, drawing the unlucky straw. They did.

00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:03.420
So. All right. We're going to take our second

01:00:03.420 --> 01:00:06.380
break, which we're really late for. Imagine that.

01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:08.559
And we'll be right back with something Rob wants

01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:13.260
to talk about. I got one for you here. Ms. Gulkenstein

01:00:13.260 --> 01:00:15.260
was tired of Mark and Toe for making sport of

01:00:15.260 --> 01:00:18.210
her. Little did the douchebag know Ms. Guffenstein

01:00:18.210 --> 01:00:20.889
was a voodoo high priestess when she was younger.

01:00:21.369 --> 01:00:25.289
She grew angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing

01:00:25.289 --> 01:00:29.989
Rob into a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to

01:00:29.989 --> 01:00:31.989
a local zoo so he could be with the other monkeys.

01:00:32.289 --> 01:00:36.150
Here are the adventures of Rob, the capuchin

01:00:36.150 --> 01:00:41.460
monkey. Shh, be very quiet. We're going to listen

01:00:41.460 --> 01:00:44.219
in as Rob the Capuchin Monkey tries to sell the

01:00:44.219 --> 01:00:47.059
rest of the Capuchin Monkey's Amway. Rob has

01:00:47.059 --> 01:00:49.519
always dreamed of becoming a Diamond Status Amway

01:00:49.519 --> 01:01:13.719
as a Capuchin Monkey. Little did our hero Rob

01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:17.159
know. All the great apes owned stock in Sam's

01:01:17.159 --> 01:01:19.280
Club and became violently pissed off when he

01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:22.059
tried to infringe on their territory. They promptly

01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:24.239
grabbed switches and beat his ass for three days

01:01:24.239 --> 01:01:28.739
straight. Rob could not sit down. Two Dishbags

01:01:28.739 --> 01:01:30.760
and Microphone is the only podcast available

01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:34.380
anywhere with gusto. That's right, I said gusto.

01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.699
Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitz beer

01:01:37.699 --> 01:01:40.829
that makes it so damn delicious. So enjoy a little

01:01:40.829 --> 01:01:45.130
gust over your podcast today. Somewhere in the

01:01:45.130 --> 01:01:47.550
heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying

01:01:47.550 --> 01:01:50.789
because her little Bebo is listening to this

01:01:50.789 --> 01:01:54.150
film. Have you ever wondered what something is

01:01:54.150 --> 01:01:56.349
about? Have you ever looked at something and

01:01:56.349 --> 01:01:58.630
said, Hmm, I wonder what the origin of that is?

01:01:59.150 --> 01:02:02.829
Well, so have we. That's why we give you The

01:02:02.829 --> 01:02:07.929
Origin of The Origin of Knee -High Soft Drinks.

01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:11.800
Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman enter

01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:14.780
the plant one day and described the competitor's

01:02:14.780 --> 01:02:18.840
tall bottle as being knee -high. Knee -high originated

01:02:18.840 --> 01:02:22.260
with the Cherro Cola Company in Columbus, Georgia

01:02:22.260 --> 01:02:28.079
by Claude A. Hatcher in 1912. You watched the

01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:31.960
news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

01:02:32.940 --> 01:02:35.579
We suggest you download all of our podcasts beforehand

01:02:35.579 --> 01:02:40.059
and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the

01:02:40.059 --> 01:02:46.659
post -apocalypse. Okay, so you have your bunker

01:02:46.659 --> 01:02:50.280
set. And what do you do inside this bunker to

01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:53.480
give you the readiness if an apocalypse occurs?

01:02:54.219 --> 01:02:56.760
Here are some products you will probably use.

01:02:58.179 --> 01:03:02.179
Zip ties, duct tape, fishing line, a needle and

01:03:02.179 --> 01:03:05.360
thread, Matches or lighter, scissors, safety

01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:08.579
pins, super glue, bungee cords, parachute cord,

01:03:08.719 --> 01:03:11.659
sugar, salt, pepper, garlic, and chicken and

01:03:11.659 --> 01:03:14.880
beef bouillon cubes. Krusty's Instant Pancake

01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:18.019
Mix, Jiffy Muffin Mix, or Bisquick, or all the

01:03:18.019 --> 01:03:20.800
above. Powdered milk, cocoa, instant coffee,

01:03:20.940 --> 01:03:24.440
or other dry beverage mixes. Canned meats like

01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:27.480
tuna, chicken, salmon, and sardines. Candid dry

01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:30.119
soup. like Lipton and Knorr noodle packages,

01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:33.400
nuts, peanut butter, jelly or honey, breakfast

01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:37.679
bars, cereals, packaged oatmeal, low -salt crackers,

01:03:38.179 --> 01:03:41.119
Ritz crackers, graham crackers, or animal cookies,

01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:43.800
canned and dry vegetable and fruit, and this

01:03:43.800 --> 01:03:48.300
should get you started. Hi there. This is your

01:03:48.300 --> 01:03:52.119
ears. Why are you listening to this garbage?

01:03:52.900 --> 01:03:59.360
I thought we were friends. Jam X. What the hell

01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:03.760
happened? You were the generation of change.

01:04:06.300 --> 01:04:10.460
You never wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke

01:04:10.460 --> 01:04:16.559
for you. Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What

01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:21.000
the hell happened? The generation of angst? The

01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:25.000
generation of noncompliance? Is now buying a

01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:28.090
boat? You're really fed up to kill someone who

01:04:28.090 --> 01:04:32.949
dangled a dollar near you. Great job, Xers. Everything's

01:04:32.949 --> 01:04:39.309
ruined. Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh,

01:04:39.489 --> 01:04:47.929
no. It's the island of horrible jokes. If I ever

01:04:47.929 --> 01:04:51.849
find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement

01:04:51.849 --> 01:04:57.480
surgery... I will kill him with my bare hands.

01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:17.699
Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark in the

01:05:17.699 --> 01:05:19.800
Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap studio.

01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:32.579
There we go. All right, Rob, you had something.

01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.119
Yes, I do. You're going to love this one, Mark.

01:05:36.340 --> 01:06:00.579
All right. You're going to love it. Cool. The

01:06:00.579 --> 01:06:05.159
sequel to the 1987 cult classic Star Wars parody

01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:10.420
will be released in theaters in 2027. Score.

01:06:11.860 --> 01:06:17.780
And Mel Brooks is coming back as Yogurt. Josh

01:06:17.780 --> 01:06:20.960
Greenbaum will direct the film from a script

01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:25.760
by a top team that includes Frozen star Josh

01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:31.519
Gad, also a producer. Benji Samet and Dan Hernandez.

01:06:31.860 --> 01:06:36.179
I don't know. Plot details and more casting news.

01:07:13.669 --> 01:07:24.820
Nice. And actually, Yogurt predicted this reunion

01:07:24.820 --> 01:07:51.400
on screen 38 years ago. No kidding. Cool. Well,

01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:57.719
that's what Yogurt said at the time. Yeah. So,

01:07:57.719 --> 01:08:00.900
we'll see what they call it. Okay. Yeah, baseball

01:08:00.900 --> 01:08:06.079
too. 2027 is what you said? That's what the article

01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:08.460
says. Okay, we've got to wait a little bit, but

01:08:08.460 --> 01:08:11.380
I'm sure it's going to be worth the wait. Now,

01:08:11.420 --> 01:08:21.930
here's the other thing. Okay. has said they are

01:08:21.930 --> 01:08:30.949
coming back. Good. Okay. Good. And, Daphne Zuniga,

01:08:31.210 --> 01:08:36.909
Zuniga. Who is Princess Vespa. Uh -huh. Now,

01:08:36.949 --> 01:08:40.850
they're just trying to figure out what they're

01:08:40.850 --> 01:08:44.210
going to do about Marsh. Um, yeah. Who was played

01:08:44.210 --> 01:08:51.550
by the famous John Candy. Yep. Yeah. Um, I'm

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:53.329
sure there's somebody that complains. Which would

01:08:53.329 --> 01:08:56.729
be equal to the Star Wars Chewbacca to those

01:08:56.729 --> 01:09:01.109
that don't know. Yeah, yep. Yeah, I forgot. John

01:09:01.109 --> 01:09:06.909
Candy, yeah. Wow. Yes. Well, they'll find somebody,

01:09:06.949 --> 01:09:11.189
I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure they will. It sounds

01:09:11.189 --> 01:09:13.489
like it's going to be a quality thing, so they're

01:09:13.489 --> 01:09:15.390
going to find somebody who's right for the part

01:09:15.390 --> 01:09:23.420
that'll do it right. Yeah, yeah, I mean... is

01:09:23.420 --> 01:09:26.340
coming out of retirement. Rick Moranis has been

01:09:26.340 --> 01:09:28.659
retired. He's coming out of retirement. I didn't

01:09:28.659 --> 01:09:31.699
know he was retired. I know he hadn't done it

01:09:31.699 --> 01:09:36.659
in a long time. I read another article about

01:09:36.659 --> 01:09:40.619
this that mentioned that, yeah, Rick Moranis

01:09:40.619 --> 01:09:43.260
has been out of the scene. He's been pretty much

01:09:43.260 --> 01:09:46.439
retired. But he's coming out of retirement to

01:09:46.439 --> 01:09:53.880
do this. It was an iconic film. Yeah, it's like

01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:57.000
one of the best parody films ever. Honestly,

01:09:58.100 --> 01:10:00.920
I'm surprised it wasn't on either one of our

01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:05.180
comedy lists. Oh, shit. You know what? You're

01:10:05.180 --> 01:10:10.140
right. It was not. You know what? That list is

01:10:10.140 --> 01:10:13.939
too bad we could only do seven. Yeah. Because,

01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:16.060
I mean, there are just so many ones that I wanted

01:10:16.060 --> 01:10:18.000
to put on it. Spaceballs would have been there,

01:10:18.079 --> 01:10:22.920
definitely. Yes, I agree. Eh, well. All right.

01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:27.119
You know, since I was talking about planes earlier,

01:10:27.260 --> 01:10:29.300
you know, and the dead lady and all that, right?

01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:34.500
Well, another plane had a problem also. Only

01:10:34.500 --> 01:10:36.579
this was quite a bit different than the dead

01:10:36.579 --> 01:10:40.180
lady laying there, obviously. An army of mosquitoes

01:10:40.180 --> 01:10:42.640
take over an entire plane, causing passengers

01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:46.039
to become extremely itchy, just praying for the

01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:49.579
flight to be over. A recent Indigo flight from

01:10:49.579 --> 01:10:54.210
Lucknow to Delhi in India. or Delhi, or I think

01:10:54.210 --> 01:10:57.109
it's Delhi, in India had some unexpected guests

01:10:57.109 --> 01:10:59.750
that caused flyers to become extremely itchy

01:10:59.750 --> 01:11:02.970
and irritated. An army of mosquitoes swarmed

01:11:02.970 --> 01:11:04.829
and annoyed passengers on a flight that took

01:11:04.829 --> 01:11:08.109
off the day after Easter, and this is a little

01:11:08.109 --> 01:11:10.630
bit ago, for the duration of almost a 90 -minute

01:11:10.630 --> 01:11:12.789
flight, flyers were left with no choice but to

01:11:12.789 --> 01:11:17.109
swat away the pesky bugs. One passenger, named

01:11:17.109 --> 01:11:22.069
Mashia Pandey, said the whole flight was spent

01:11:22.069 --> 01:11:24.409
scratching, swatting, and just praying for the

01:11:24.409 --> 01:11:27.369
flight to get over with, according to the jam

01:11:27.369 --> 01:11:31.630
press. Airlines don't care. Airports can't imagine,

01:11:31.750 --> 01:11:35.649
can't manage basic pest control, and passengers

01:11:35.649 --> 01:11:39.029
are just expected to take it quietly, said Pandy.

01:11:39.229 --> 01:11:41.890
I don't think there's much they can... Rob, do

01:11:41.890 --> 01:11:43.149
you think there's much they can do about it?

01:11:43.149 --> 01:11:46.850
I guess they could spray, right? Eh, that'd be

01:11:46.850 --> 01:11:51.439
about it. Yeah, um... I understand their frustration.

01:11:51.439 --> 01:11:55.180
It would suck being trapped in a flying tin can

01:11:55.180 --> 01:12:03.439
with a swarm of mosquitoes. I get that. I don't

01:12:03.439 --> 01:12:05.180
know what all they could do to prevent it because

01:12:05.180 --> 01:12:08.260
if you sprayed the, you know damn well, if you

01:12:08.260 --> 01:12:10.060
sprayed the plane, people would be complaining

01:12:10.060 --> 01:12:11.939
about going, man, what's that smell? You guys

01:12:11.939 --> 01:12:18.539
put chemicals in this, right? So I don't think

01:12:18.539 --> 01:12:23.020
there's that much, you know. Another flyer said

01:12:23.020 --> 01:12:27.119
that it's bad service. It's a systemic rot. The

01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:33.239
frustrated flyer whined. So an open door on a

01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:35.699
flight is what caused the mosquitoes to come

01:12:35.699 --> 01:12:38.380
in. But the thing is, is it doesn't say why the

01:12:38.380 --> 01:12:40.239
door was open. I mean, you know, they could be

01:12:40.239 --> 01:12:43.979
doing anything from handling baggage, but a door

01:12:43.979 --> 01:12:47.170
has to be open. for people to get in from the

01:12:47.170 --> 01:12:52.310
gangway, right? And they don't fit. There's daylight

01:12:52.310 --> 01:12:56.770
everywhere when you're loading a plane. You go

01:12:56.770 --> 01:12:59.270
down the gangway from the airport, and then where

01:12:59.270 --> 01:13:02.470
the gangway connects to the airplane, there's

01:13:02.470 --> 01:13:04.789
daylight everywhere. They can't form fit that.

01:13:04.890 --> 01:13:06.909
You have all different types of planes that come

01:13:06.909 --> 01:13:09.170
in from different angles. You can't do that.

01:13:09.489 --> 01:13:12.250
So I don't think you want to spray the plane

01:13:12.250 --> 01:13:15.159
with a bunch of chemicals. because that's bad,

01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:18.840
too. So this is another one of those deals where

01:13:18.840 --> 01:13:20.279
I don't think there's anything I could do, just

01:13:20.279 --> 01:13:23.500
like the dead lady they couldn't remove. So I

01:13:23.500 --> 01:13:26.439
understand it's sucking, though. Can you imagine

01:13:26.439 --> 01:13:28.520
being stuck in a tin can with a bunch of mosquitoes?

01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:33.720
Right, right. No, I totally get that, yeah. Yeah.

01:13:33.939 --> 01:13:36.720
So this is another one where I can't blame the

01:13:36.720 --> 01:13:40.720
air flight attendants or nothing. It's just a

01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:43.359
sucky situation. And not to mention, they're

01:13:43.359 --> 01:13:48.399
getting their ass bit up too. All right, Rob,

01:13:48.579 --> 01:13:52.479
you got something? Yeah, I do. I have another

01:13:52.479 --> 01:13:56.880
serious one here. A serious one, okay. Yeah,

01:13:56.899 --> 01:14:02.079
it was one I ran across. It needs to be talked

01:14:02.079 --> 01:14:07.619
about, I think. Sounds good. The number of Missourians...

01:14:09.340 --> 01:14:12.600
languishing in jail while they wait for a spot

01:14:12.600 --> 01:14:18.220
in a state -run psychiatric hospital continues

01:14:18.220 --> 01:14:23.340
to climb, with nearly 450 people stuck in limbo

01:14:23.340 --> 01:14:28.199
and need a mental health treatment. Individuals

01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:30.800
on the wait list have been charged with crimes

01:14:30.800 --> 01:14:34.520
but not convicted. Many are detained for longer

01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:37.569
than they... would be if they'd received a maximum

01:14:37.569 --> 01:14:42.350
sentence for their charges. The length of the

01:14:42.350 --> 01:14:47.149
wait list is up over 40 % from a year ago and

01:14:47.149 --> 01:14:51.810
over 80 % for 2023, according to the latest figure

01:14:51.810 --> 01:14:54.970
provided during a monthly Mental Health Commission

01:14:54.970 --> 01:14:59.310
meeting on Thursday and data previously received

01:14:59.310 --> 01:15:03.539
from the Independent. So that's something the

01:15:03.539 --> 01:15:08.479
Mental Health Commission knows about. Wow. Nora

01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:12.180
Brock, Director of the Behavioral Health Division

01:15:12.180 --> 01:15:15.180
of the Missouri Department of Mental Health,

01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:19.880
said the silver lining of this situation is that

01:15:19.880 --> 01:15:23.739
more individuals have begun receiving care through

01:15:23.739 --> 01:15:28.140
a pilot program the legislature passed in 2023,

01:15:28.640 --> 01:15:33.319
which brings... treatments to the jails. There

01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:38.760
are 18 individuals currently enrolled in that

01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:45.600
program. Okay. Did you hear what I just said?

01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:53.239
Yeah. Okay. There is over 450 people waiting

01:15:53.239 --> 01:16:01.239
for this service. Wow. 18. is bragging about

01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:07.279
18 people being helped. There's a problem here.

01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:10.600
There's a problem here. If you think that 18

01:16:10.600 --> 01:16:16.640
is such a spectacular accomplishment... Well,

01:16:16.739 --> 01:16:19.359
like the article said, a lot of these people

01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:22.199
have been in there waiting for that treatment

01:16:22.199 --> 01:16:25.920
longer than if they would have been sentenced

01:16:25.920 --> 01:16:30.069
to the court. They could have been out. Yeah.

01:16:30.069 --> 01:16:32.609
Just waiting on treatment, and they haven't even

01:16:32.609 --> 01:16:38.890
been sentenced yet. That is not good. Yeah, something

01:16:38.890 --> 01:16:41.189
I just had to bring to light, I think. Well,

01:16:41.229 --> 01:16:43.250
I'm glad you did, because, I mean, it brings

01:16:43.250 --> 01:16:45.930
up some problems, obvious problems that are there.

01:16:46.750 --> 01:16:53.449
Well, there's a lot of problems, and I've been

01:16:53.449 --> 01:16:56.170
reading a lot of stories about, well, mainly

01:16:56.170 --> 01:17:00.079
Missouri prisons. and they want to do a lot of

01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:03.020
rehab on it. There's been a lot of complaints,

01:17:03.380 --> 01:17:08.479
but that's every state, every prison. Prisoners

01:17:08.479 --> 01:17:12.600
are going to complain, I get that, but some of

01:17:12.600 --> 01:17:20.000
these are, you know, no air conditioning. So,

01:17:20.000 --> 01:17:22.260
you know, these guys are actually setting the

01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:28.310
sweat boxes. Yeah, I get that. I get it. Yeah,

01:17:28.390 --> 01:17:32.289
they're prisoners. But they are human. No, I

01:17:32.289 --> 01:17:35.949
agree. And I also go back to this too. I would

01:17:35.949 --> 01:17:38.090
like to see what their sentence is because maybe

01:17:38.090 --> 01:17:41.989
the really hottest part of the prison, the worst

01:17:41.989 --> 01:17:45.170
offenders ought to go to. So, you know. Yeah.

01:17:45.390 --> 01:17:49.729
But the typical prisoner that committed a couple

01:17:49.729 --> 01:17:52.130
of crimes maybe, you know, maybe some theft or

01:17:52.130 --> 01:17:55.149
something and is in there. Yeah. He doesn't necessarily

01:17:55.149 --> 01:18:00.229
deserve that. Drug charge, whatever. Yeah, yeah,

01:18:00.229 --> 01:18:03.210
stuff like that. Now, you know, the pedophiles

01:18:03.210 --> 01:18:05.989
and the people like that, they can stay in there.

01:18:06.189 --> 01:18:08.689
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can just sit in there

01:18:08.689 --> 01:18:10.630
and burn up. They might as well get used to hell

01:18:10.630 --> 01:18:16.170
where they're going. Right? Right. I got something

01:18:16.170 --> 01:18:20.630
a little bit different here. I have a top ten

01:18:20.630 --> 01:18:29.029
list of cities according to happiness. Health,

01:18:29.029 --> 01:18:36.449
monetary. Anyhow, I was really surprised by this

01:18:36.449 --> 01:18:39.409
list because you know who number one was, Rob?

01:18:40.989 --> 01:18:45.909
Who? New York City. I find that hard to believe.

01:18:46.109 --> 01:18:49.310
They're the happiest? That's what this says.

01:18:50.470 --> 01:18:54.489
Oxford Economics Global Cities Index said this.

01:18:55.470 --> 01:18:57.489
That right there made me not want to believe

01:18:57.489 --> 01:18:59.289
this, but I'm going to go ahead and read it.

01:19:00.310 --> 01:19:03.310
New York, Oxford, yeah, there could have been

01:19:03.310 --> 01:19:07.609
a payoff. Yeah, yeah, allegedly. Just saying.

01:19:07.829 --> 01:19:10.590
Yeah. Could have been, maybe. Yeah, we're just

01:19:10.590 --> 01:19:14.489
speculating, that's all. Not saying, so. Number

01:19:14.489 --> 01:19:17.270
two was London, which I have a hard time believing

01:19:17.270 --> 01:19:24.770
also. Yeah. Yeah, I, like I said, I, me, myself,

01:19:25.420 --> 01:19:27.819
I don't believe a word of this. But, I mean,

01:19:27.939 --> 01:19:30.819
it could be. I could be wrong. I've been full

01:19:30.819 --> 01:19:33.800
of shit before. I've never been to any of these

01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:38.619
colleges, so I couldn't tell you. Number three,

01:19:38.819 --> 01:19:45.859
Paris, France. Number four is San Jose, California.

01:19:46.079 --> 01:19:49.880
Okay, I believe that. San Jose is home to Silicon

01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:54.060
Valley. Yes. So I could see, and it's a beautiful

01:19:54.060 --> 01:19:57.659
part of the country. So, yeah, I could see San

01:19:57.659 --> 01:20:02.060
Jose being up there. Number five, Seattle, which

01:20:02.060 --> 01:20:04.359
I don't believe for one second. You ever know

01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:06.220
anybody from Seattle? You ever been to Seattle?

01:20:07.020 --> 01:20:12.779
No, but I know enough about it. Okay. That's

01:20:12.779 --> 01:20:17.399
not true, I'm certain. And I love Seattle. I

01:20:17.399 --> 01:20:20.350
had a great time there and everything. It just

01:20:20.350 --> 01:20:22.430
doesn't seem like that happy of a city. It's

01:20:22.430 --> 01:20:27.590
dreary, it's cold, you know. Right. Okay, number

01:20:27.590 --> 01:20:31.930
six is Melbourne, Australia. It is beautiful

01:20:31.930 --> 01:20:35.430
there. Number seven is Sydney, Australia. And

01:20:35.430 --> 01:20:37.449
there are a lot of wealthy people who live there.

01:20:38.270 --> 01:20:44.489
That's true. Yeah. Number eight is Boston, which...

01:20:44.489 --> 01:20:49.489
The Boston people... I've been up there quite

01:20:49.489 --> 01:20:52.989
a few times for work, mainly, but up there a

01:20:52.989 --> 01:20:55.510
couple other times, too, and it didn't seem to

01:20:55.510 --> 01:20:58.409
me like they were that jovial. They were nicer

01:20:58.409 --> 01:21:03.430
than I thought, but anyhow. Number nine is Tokyo,

01:21:03.670 --> 01:21:08.270
Japan. I don't believe that. Don't believe that.

01:21:10.609 --> 01:21:16.340
Okay, okay, I kind of do. Okay, go ahead. They

01:21:16.340 --> 01:21:18.699
always, most of them walk around with a smile

01:21:18.699 --> 01:21:24.060
on their face. Okay. Seriously. I mean, you watch

01:21:24.060 --> 01:21:26.880
movies, you watch TV. A lot of them walk around

01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:30.239
and they have a slight smile on their face. You

01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:31.840
know, I guess so. I didn't think about it. I

01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:34.220
have noticed that. I have noticed that. Yeah.

01:21:34.899 --> 01:21:39.000
Okay. All right. I can believe that. Now that

01:21:39.000 --> 01:21:42.960
you pointed that out. And number 10 is San Francisco.

01:21:43.039 --> 01:21:49.449
And I don't believe that. Oh, no, I don't believe

01:21:49.449 --> 01:21:52.670
that. That should be number one. Of happiest

01:21:52.670 --> 01:21:58.609
people? Yeah. You think so, San Francisco? Yeah.

01:21:59.130 --> 01:22:02.050
Okay, all right. That's one of the freest cities

01:22:02.050 --> 01:22:06.390
in the country. Yeah, you can go shit in somebody's

01:22:06.390 --> 01:22:10.829
yard all day long. A lot of good music. You can

01:22:10.829 --> 01:22:17.020
be who you want to be, culture -wise. Yeah, I

01:22:17.020 --> 01:22:20.880
can see where San Francisco would be number one,

01:22:20.880 --> 01:22:23.159
honestly, on that list. Okay, well, it's number

01:22:23.159 --> 01:22:26.539
10 on this one, but okay. All right, Rob. Okay,

01:22:26.979 --> 01:22:31.060
do you want to keep going? Actually, I'm pretty

01:22:31.060 --> 01:22:34.720
wore out. All right. I woke up early, and we

01:22:34.720 --> 01:22:38.760
go back at it again tomorrow, so. Okay, all right.

01:22:38.819 --> 01:22:41.740
Well, have a good night, brother. Everybody,

01:22:41.740 --> 01:22:44.619
all you assholes, thank you for listening. The

01:22:44.619 --> 01:22:46.619
numbers are great. Keep telling your friends.

01:22:46.720 --> 01:22:49.220
Let's keep growing this thing. We're going to

01:22:49.220 --> 01:22:50.979
take it to different platforms, and we're just

01:22:50.979 --> 01:22:53.180
going to see how long we can keep this shit show

01:22:53.180 --> 01:22:56.079
and how big we can get this shit show. So there

01:22:56.079 --> 01:22:59.920
you go. And eventually we can afford a new Bluetooth.

01:23:00.819 --> 01:23:07.520
Yes, obviously we need one. So there. We'll see

01:23:07.520 --> 01:23:12.180
how this turns out, guys. Yes. Hey, girls. Well,

01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:14.920
according to the levels on here, you sound louder

01:23:14.920 --> 01:23:17.619
than me. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark

01:23:17.619 --> 01:23:20.760
has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:22.479
mic. Have a good night, assholes. You're not

01:23:22.479 --> 01:23:24.939
assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes

01:23:24.939 --> 01:23:25.340
soon.