WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.620 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here 00:00:02.620 --> 00:00:05.580 in the Kansas City area. The recently kind of 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:10.380 tore up here and there Kansas City area. I am 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:13.679 Rob. It's a beautiful angle arm of Lake of the 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:16.760 Ozarks. We're on the edge of the bad weather 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:20.000 ourselves. Okay. Well, we had some bad weather 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:26.109 this afternoon. Okay. Well, I hope it doesn't 00:00:26.109 --> 00:00:29.870 get as serious as it did around here this morning. 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:32.479 I was listening to the news on the way out. I 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:35.119 had an eye appointment up in the city. OK, so 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:37.560 I'm listening to the news and they're like, if 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:40.600 we get a severe weather, there's a slight chance 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:43.579 of severe weather. This is not a tornadic situation, 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.240 all this stuff. I'm like, OK, cool. All right. 00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:47.939 Well, no tornadoes. That's fine. That's a good 00:00:47.939 --> 00:00:50.659 start. And really not a hail situation, just 00:00:50.659 --> 00:00:54.320 maybe some wind damage situation. OK, next thing 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:56.880 I know, you know, I get home and I put on a brisket 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:58.920 that I'm cooking and I got the cowboy butter 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:01.869 on it and I got. the wood -fired garlic on it 00:01:01.869 --> 00:01:04.049 and everything and i'm all happy and suddenly 00:01:04.049 --> 00:01:06.689 val sends me a text message says dude there's 00:01:06.689 --> 00:01:09.010 tornado warnings all over i'm like what what 00:01:09.010 --> 00:01:11.409 the fuck it it's not supposed to do that at all 00:01:11.409 --> 00:01:13.930 i get inside the house and one's like coming 00:01:13.930 --> 00:01:18.030 right for us and we saw the circulation i think 00:01:18.030 --> 00:01:20.209 it went back up in the air if it did come all 00:01:20.209 --> 00:01:22.250 the way down and we could see it just to the 00:01:22.250 --> 00:01:24.769 south of us and is running right along 150 highway 00:01:24.769 --> 00:01:28.790 or 135th street Okay, so that's just a mile away 00:01:28.790 --> 00:01:32.769 from us. So I could also hear a roaring sound, 00:01:32.909 --> 00:01:34.730 a steady roaring sound. It wasn't lightning. 00:01:35.069 --> 00:01:36.810 That's something my dad taught me a long time 00:01:36.810 --> 00:01:39.310 ago, you know, when we used to get on the roof 00:01:39.310 --> 00:01:41.590 and look for him and stuff like that. He said, 00:01:41.590 --> 00:01:44.390 you got to listen for a steady rumbling sound. 00:01:44.829 --> 00:01:47.400 He said, not lightning. But you keep hearing 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:50.159 it steady, roaring sound. It can be far away 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.000 or close, depending on where the tornado is. 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:54.620 And I heard that sound. It's very distinctive. 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:57.340 Because you hear lightning. It's loud and not 00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:01.939 so loud. It's flashes. The roaring sound was 00:02:01.939 --> 00:02:04.659 there. The rumbling sound was there. And so I 00:02:04.659 --> 00:02:07.200 could see circulation and Val come in because 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:09.620 she was out back and I was in the front porch. 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:12.960 And she goes, I saw some circulation. I go, yeah, 00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:15.020 right over there. And she goes, yeah. So it was 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:17.080 circulation, but I don't think it actually made 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:20.139 it to the ground. Now, the stadium complex got 00:02:20.139 --> 00:02:25.879 hit. Did you know that? No. Yeah. Arrowhead Stadium, 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:29.080 Raytown, which is right next to Arrowhead Stadium. 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:36.219 Oh, talk to her about it. They have many images 00:02:36.219 --> 00:02:39.520 of a tornado. It's a good -sized one, too. I'm 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:43.039 anxious to see what EF rating it has. But it 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:45.080 tore up some stuff. And then one hit Independence 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:48.099 and over kind of near Blue Springs. It kind of 00:02:48.099 --> 00:02:51.400 danced around, went into rural areas. And last 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:53.400 I knew, it was off our radar. You know, it was 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:58.099 too far away. But this was a no -tornado situation 00:02:58.099 --> 00:03:02.000 this morning. No, no, no, no, not that type of 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:06.340 a storm. Well, you know what? I didn't hear anyone 00:03:06.340 --> 00:03:08.400 bragging about that. I didn't hear anyone going, 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:11.719 well, we didn't think it was or nothing. They 00:03:11.719 --> 00:03:13.620 just went on and said, yeah, we had some bad 00:03:13.620 --> 00:03:16.879 weather. But instead they do little code words 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:20.099 like, yeah, these are little spin -ups. Like, 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:23.840 dude, it tore the shit out of over in Raytown. 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:38.650 That's a spin -up? Okay. Yeah. Okay. You remember 00:03:38.650 --> 00:03:43.990 the microburst that hit a rain tree in Lake Winnebago? 00:03:44.210 --> 00:03:46.789 Oh, yeah. It flattened everything around there. 00:03:47.009 --> 00:03:50.069 Tell me that was a fucking microburst. No, it 00:03:50.069 --> 00:03:54.050 was twisted. I'm sorry. I did a lot of fucking 00:03:54.050 --> 00:03:57.530 repairs. That was no fucking microburst. Yeah, 00:03:57.590 --> 00:04:02.110 when you see the boards and you... And it's easy 00:04:02.110 --> 00:04:04.330 to tell because the boards and the branches are 00:04:04.330 --> 00:04:07.710 twisted. They're tore off of the tree. Wind damage, 00:04:07.870 --> 00:04:10.270 they're just ripped off of the tree one way. 00:04:11.129 --> 00:04:13.830 When you get that twisting and you see debris 00:04:13.830 --> 00:04:17.329 in a circle motion, you know what happened. Now, 00:04:17.370 --> 00:04:19.189 I don't know if they don't want to admit it or 00:04:19.189 --> 00:04:21.110 they just don't want to go over there and take 00:04:21.110 --> 00:04:24.300 the time because what's it going to do? They 00:04:24.300 --> 00:04:26.100 don't want to say they're wrong or whatever, 00:04:26.259 --> 00:04:29.180 but this one was declared tornadoes from the 00:04:29.180 --> 00:04:31.860 start, so they couldn't say microbursts or nothing 00:04:31.860 --> 00:04:35.779 like that. So, anyhow, there's quite a bit of 00:04:35.779 --> 00:04:38.060 damage out there. I think the stadiums are fine, 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.699 but there's a lot of trees and houses that got 00:04:40.699 --> 00:04:45.199 hit. That was an interesting afternoon because 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:48.360 I totally unexpected. Totally. I was just like, 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:49.839 yeah, we'll get a little bit of wind. So I'm 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:51.459 going to go ahead and put my brisket on. No big 00:04:51.459 --> 00:04:54.980 deal. And then those hideous sirens. I found 00:04:54.980 --> 00:04:57.639 out that ours works half the time, the one near 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:00.540 us, because the sirens are blaring everywhere. 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:03.699 But ours is blaring every now and then. So that's 00:05:03.699 --> 00:05:07.519 reassuring, isn't it? So they go on and they 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:10.529 go off. And I'm like, I'm like, huh? So does 00:05:10.529 --> 00:05:12.329 that mean this little spot right here, there's 00:05:12.329 --> 00:05:16.709 no tornado everywhere else there is? And so anyhow, 00:05:16.930 --> 00:05:20.149 you know, I mean, it was really it was fairly 00:05:20.149 --> 00:05:24.350 it wasn't very stressful because you could kind 00:05:24.350 --> 00:05:26.889 of tell that it wasn't a long track, huge tornado 00:05:26.889 --> 00:05:29.889 situation. I mean, actually, it probably was 00:05:29.889 --> 00:05:34.600 a spin up, but, you know. You could tell it wasn't 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:36.180 one that's just going to tear the piss out of 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:39.220 miles of stuff. So it wasn't that stressful. 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:41.100 It was one of those ones where you're just kind 00:05:41.100 --> 00:05:43.439 of like looking out and looking on the porch 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:45.959 and stuff. And you know what I mean? You've done 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:47.579 this plenty of times, right? You go out there 00:05:47.579 --> 00:05:49.800 and you look and see, all right, well, I think 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.939 the worst of it's down there. You can kind of 00:05:51.939 --> 00:05:53.779 see it, but right here, it isn't too bad right 00:05:53.779 --> 00:05:56.439 there. So I can hang out here. You do an assessment, 00:05:56.600 --> 00:06:01.879 right? Yeah. So it was one of those situations. 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:03.899 You know what I'm saying? And I think other people 00:06:03.899 --> 00:06:06.379 around the Midwest know what I'm saying. It wasn't 00:06:06.379 --> 00:06:09.439 like a here comes a huge one. This is an EF four 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:12.519 or five. It's it's tearing everything up in its 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:16.480 path. Take take cover immediately. This is kind 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:19.720 of like a kind of look around, wait and see situation. 00:06:19.939 --> 00:06:21.720 Right. You know, you've been through plenty of 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:26.750 them. Right. Yeah. So there are different people 00:06:26.750 --> 00:06:28.990 that aren't around the Midwest may not know it. 00:06:29.009 --> 00:06:31.089 They're completely different situations of severe 00:06:31.089 --> 00:06:34.230 weather. The big long track ones with the large 00:06:34.230 --> 00:06:36.689 hail and all that stuff, those are the ones you 00:06:36.689 --> 00:06:39.790 really have to pay attention to. And the little 00:06:39.790 --> 00:06:42.230 dotting ones, usually they generally don't kill 00:06:42.230 --> 00:06:44.610 anybody unless they smoke somebody in a car or 00:06:44.610 --> 00:06:48.910 something. Like 635, it blew over a tractor trailer. 00:06:49.149 --> 00:06:51.350 I think some people were hurt on that. So, you 00:06:51.350 --> 00:06:53.629 know, I mean, there's stuff like that that goes 00:06:53.629 --> 00:06:56.850 on. But, you know, as far as like towns being 00:06:56.850 --> 00:07:02.379 flattened and all that, not so much. But we'll 00:07:02.379 --> 00:07:07.519 go on. So, Rob, how was your day? I was busy 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:13.199 like always, man. Working your ass off. That's 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.199 good. That's good to hear. That's really good 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:17.980 to hear. The economy is still going strong. Actually, 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:21.639 we're back on overtime. Oh, good. Except for 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:37.350 Tuesdays. Trying to catch up. Okay. Well, you 00:07:37.350 --> 00:07:43.689 and I were just... Oh, cool. Where's it at? Oh, 00:07:43.870 --> 00:07:52.209 cool. I love that area. Oh, awesome. You can 00:07:52.209 --> 00:08:08.990 go by and pay... You going to pay a visit? Cool. 00:08:09.970 --> 00:08:13.269 I think he may have lost at least a couple pounds. 00:08:13.709 --> 00:08:16.730 He's not as big as he was, so I think everybody 00:08:16.730 --> 00:08:20.069 likes seeing him. Okay, so mom liked to feed 00:08:20.069 --> 00:08:22.509 him kind of like around here. Grandma likes to 00:08:22.509 --> 00:08:24.709 feed the dogs, so yeah, I get you. Oh, dude, 00:08:24.829 --> 00:08:28.649 no. No, he was like a 12 -inch. He's like a 12 00:08:28.649 --> 00:08:33.509 -inch man, Ken. Uh -huh. And at one time, he 00:08:33.509 --> 00:08:49.289 weighed in at 23 pounds. Oh, my gosh. yeah yeah 00:08:49.289 --> 00:09:04.230 wow that's like way you know the dog was loving 00:09:04.230 --> 00:09:06.330 that he just came back around every two minutes 00:09:06.330 --> 00:09:43.730 he's like hey hey Oh, man. Uh -huh. That's cool. 00:09:45.830 --> 00:09:59.730 Cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your sons? Okay. 00:09:59.850 --> 00:10:04.129 She's lovable. She sleeps in bed with me. Oh, 00:10:04.129 --> 00:10:07.370 I'm sure, yeah. Every night. Cool. She loves 00:10:07.370 --> 00:10:10.850 Grandpa, you know. Hell yeah. Grandpa doggy. 00:10:10.929 --> 00:10:13.710 That's awesome. She don't eat my furniture or 00:10:13.710 --> 00:10:16.889 my carpet anymore. That's definitely a plus. 00:10:17.230 --> 00:10:20.669 That's definitely a plus. All right, well. I 00:10:20.669 --> 00:10:26.990 ask her not to pee and poop on my carpet. Rob. 00:10:27.370 --> 00:10:29.950 Have you heard, I want to know if you've heard 00:10:29.950 --> 00:10:32.889 of the newest rage. Have you heard of beef tallow? 00:10:35.090 --> 00:10:38.190 No. Okay, I'm starting to see it everywhere. 00:10:39.049 --> 00:10:41.950 I think it was like a secret of fast food French 00:10:41.950 --> 00:10:45.950 fries for a long time. I'm yet to try it, but 00:10:45.950 --> 00:10:48.990 my understanding is you fry like French fries 00:10:48.990 --> 00:10:53.009 and other items like that in beef tallow. I'm 00:10:53.009 --> 00:10:55.470 not clear if you add it to oil or you just cook 00:10:55.470 --> 00:10:58.610 it in 100 % tallow. So you don't know anything 00:10:58.610 --> 00:11:00.870 about this because I've been seeing it pop up 00:11:00.870 --> 00:11:04.129 everywhere. And I've seen it at stores. Stores 00:11:04.129 --> 00:11:06.429 have it on the big shelf now. Like when you walk 00:11:06.429 --> 00:11:09.769 in, hey, here's your beef tallow. So, okay, I'm 00:11:09.769 --> 00:11:11.570 not sure either. I got to do a little bit more 00:11:11.570 --> 00:11:15.529 checking on it. But it's kind of like the Rage. 00:11:15.730 --> 00:11:19.190 And if it's anything like I think, I think the 00:11:19.190 --> 00:11:25.019 beef tallow was big. Um, for, for a long time. 00:11:25.059 --> 00:11:27.620 And then I think these fast food places, number 00:11:27.620 --> 00:11:30.720 one, you know, cholesterol and fat. And number 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:33.759 two, they were getting sued because vegans were 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:36.919 eating this and they were eating part of an animal 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:39.840 or, you know, or vegetarians. And they didn't 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:44.830 know about it because it was fried. Yeah, I believe 00:11:44.830 --> 00:11:47.009 that was another thing. So if anyone knows any 00:11:47.009 --> 00:11:49.809 different, correct me. But I was just wondering, 00:11:49.870 --> 00:11:51.629 I think I'm going to break down and buy some 00:11:51.629 --> 00:11:54.529 beef tallow and see what this is all about. I, 00:11:54.590 --> 00:11:56.929 you know, I'm not sure, man. Maybe I'll fry some 00:11:56.929 --> 00:11:59.110 deep fried tacos in it or something instead of 00:11:59.110 --> 00:12:02.029 French fries. I'll get a little crazy. I'll let 00:12:02.029 --> 00:12:05.950 you be the taste tester on that one. Okay. Hey, 00:12:06.409 --> 00:12:09.190 I got an idea. How about a promo that says... 00:12:15.319 --> 00:12:18.299 Okay. How about this for a new promo? Two douchebags 00:12:18.299 --> 00:12:20.419 and microphone. The only podcast deep fried in 00:12:20.419 --> 00:12:25.360 beef tallow. Depending on what it tastes like. 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:28.700 Well, I mean, well, the vegetarians couldn't 00:12:28.700 --> 00:12:31.580 listen to us then, right? If we did that, maybe 00:12:31.580 --> 00:12:35.980 we shouldn't. Oh, yeah. Deep fried. Yeah. Yeah. 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.679 Deep fried in beef tallow. I don't think the 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:41.659 vegetarians could listen to us then. Yeah. Okay. 00:12:42.669 --> 00:12:44.610 All right. Well, Topher and I are... That goes 00:12:44.610 --> 00:12:48.129 away with the kale people. Oh, yeah. Hey, that's 00:12:48.129 --> 00:12:50.610 what we do. We'll get the world supply of kale 00:12:50.610 --> 00:12:54.990 and throw beef tallow all over it. Yes. Yes. 00:12:55.509 --> 00:12:58.570 Topher, when you hear this, because they kidnapped 00:12:58.570 --> 00:13:02.509 him, remember? We got you covered, brother. They 00:13:02.509 --> 00:13:06.929 made him touch kale. He still has nightmares. 00:13:09.269 --> 00:13:14.549 Yes, he woke up screaming for months after that, 00:13:14.690 --> 00:13:17.850 reliving that moment when they made him touch 00:13:17.850 --> 00:13:23.570 kale until he escaped. But speaking of Topher, 00:13:23.669 --> 00:13:26.309 him and I are chomping at the bit. It's been 00:13:26.309 --> 00:13:29.370 three weeks since we recorded a Sports Bastards 00:13:29.370 --> 00:13:34.269 and a Music Creeps. Anyhow, I'm really... anxious 00:13:34.269 --> 00:13:38.330 i've been inserting the uh music news in in the 00:13:38.330 --> 00:13:41.149 douchebags but it was really meant for the music 00:13:41.149 --> 00:13:43.470 creeps but because of a lot of different reasons 00:13:43.470 --> 00:13:45.990 like hospitalization all that we couldn't do 00:13:45.990 --> 00:13:48.549 it for three weeks so i can't wait to put that 00:13:48.549 --> 00:13:52.370 we that's why we could buy them all so we could 00:13:52.370 --> 00:13:54.889 do what we gotta do to get it all out to you 00:13:54.889 --> 00:13:57.899 yeah Yeah, so I think you guys are going to hear 00:13:57.899 --> 00:14:00.120 it in its original where it's supposed to be. 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:02.279 And I think it's going to fit really good in 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:05.559 the music talk. And I'm yet to do a sports one 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:10.059 because here's why. And Rob, if you got any ideas, 00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:13.379 please tell me. But okay, when we get on the 00:14:13.379 --> 00:14:16.399 sports talk, the sports bastards, we talk about 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.460 new sports news and stuff coming across the wire. 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.019 It would be kind of rough to, like, give away 00:14:23.019 --> 00:14:25.279 a bunch of our stuff in, like, a little briefing. 00:14:25.700 --> 00:14:28.720 So maybe I need to find something else to freshen 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:30.980 that up a little. I don't know. What do you think? 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:37.519 You know, everything always needs freshening 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.899 up. I think you're doing good. I think you're 00:14:40.899 --> 00:14:45.659 doing good. Okay. Thank you. But, you know, everything 00:14:45.659 --> 00:14:51.620 needs freshening up. Yeah. Yeah, and I think 00:14:51.620 --> 00:14:53.440 we're doing really good on that too, Rob. Me 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:56.740 and you both, because we try to... I'm trying 00:14:56.740 --> 00:15:01.679 to be more in tune. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:03.759 always a work in progress because things always 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:08.159 constantly change, you know. And also, we change 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:11.519 too. I mean, hell, our emails get us in different 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:15.360 directions all the time, you know. Dude, I love 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:22.620 our emails. I do too. They are amazing. I could 00:15:22.620 --> 00:15:26.639 not ask for a better audience and audience participation. 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:30.360 I mean, the friends that I know that are like, 00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:35.039 let's see, what should we say? Related to this 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:39.059 business, right? They say it's amazing. They 00:15:39.059 --> 00:15:42.529 can't believe that people. write us so much and 00:15:42.529 --> 00:15:44.809 have so many clever things. I said, that's unheard 00:15:44.809 --> 00:15:47.289 of. I said, even shows have been around a long 00:15:47.289 --> 00:15:50.429 time on the radio dial. Don't get that much email. 00:15:50.610 --> 00:15:53.509 Don't get that much participation. And I know 00:15:53.509 --> 00:15:55.769 exactly who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, 00:15:55.769 --> 00:15:59.149 yeah. Yeah, you're right. We've got to keep their 00:15:59.149 --> 00:16:06.129 name off of this because they are kind of contractually 00:16:06.129 --> 00:16:20.250 obligated to what they do. Well, yeah, I guess 00:16:20.250 --> 00:16:23.330 he wasn't around back in here. She wasn't around 00:16:23.330 --> 00:16:26.210 back in the day. So it didn't matter. Anyhow, 00:16:26.269 --> 00:16:30.269 it doesn't matter. So yesterday I had our pug 00:16:30.269 --> 00:16:33.169 dog Otis. He is sitting on the couch next to 00:16:33.169 --> 00:16:36.629 me. Right. And I hear my phone is muffled ringing. 00:16:36.929 --> 00:16:39.690 Right. I look for it and it was under Otis's 00:16:39.690 --> 00:16:44.149 ass. My dog asked up my phone and then I had 00:16:44.149 --> 00:16:48.190 to use it to answer an important call, Rob. It 00:16:48.190 --> 00:16:51.710 really fucking sucked. I kept trying to get off 00:16:51.710 --> 00:16:54.450 the phone quickly, but no, it was 200 question 00:16:54.450 --> 00:16:57.669 time. It was about my eye appointment. Hey, are 00:16:57.669 --> 00:17:01.549 you still taking this? Have you had any side 00:17:01.549 --> 00:17:03.929 symptoms like this? Have you done? And I'm like, 00:17:03.970 --> 00:17:06.470 can't we just do this down there at the place? 00:17:06.829 --> 00:17:09.029 Well, we got to do the pre -registration. I'm 00:17:09.029 --> 00:17:12.430 sitting here and I imagine Otis's ass all over 00:17:12.430 --> 00:17:15.329 my phone and my face right up to it. And I could 00:17:15.329 --> 00:17:24.180 not get off of the damn phone. Yes. Yes, I think 00:17:24.180 --> 00:17:27.240 it did, unless it was my own mind. Yeah, and 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:29.359 I'm sitting here talking, and I couldn't hear, 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:32.259 you know, everybody knows I have tinnitus. I 00:17:32.259 --> 00:17:34.880 can't hear that well. So I have to have it right 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:37.960 next to my face. And all I can see is my pug 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:41.920 dog Otis's ass all over that damn thing. And 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:44.440 I'm like thinking, only me. Only me would this 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:50.200 shit happen. I keep my cell phone away from my 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:55.039 dog. I usually do, but I got busy or something 00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:57.339 and left it just sitting there. I don't know. 00:17:57.539 --> 00:17:59.460 And when I heard the muffled ring, I'm like, 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:02.740 that's odd. Where could it be? And I heard it 00:18:02.740 --> 00:18:05.440 again. I'm like, oh, man, right underneath his 00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:12.940 Otis ass and also his wiener. Both. It was horrible. 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:22.319 Oh, he's a little asshole. He is a little asshole. 00:18:22.779 --> 00:18:34.180 I love him. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:18:34.380 --> 00:18:58.109 Beagle. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yes. Because 00:18:58.109 --> 00:19:00.609 you guys, yeah, you guys are the same age. That's 00:19:00.609 --> 00:19:06.410 funny. Well, we love each other, yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:19:06.569 --> 00:19:09.269 He's been there with me every night. Yeah, he's 00:19:09.269 --> 00:19:13.930 my buddy. Yeah, we butt heads. Well, I mean, 00:19:13.970 --> 00:19:17.349 I butt head with all my dogs occasionally, too. 00:19:17.549 --> 00:19:19.910 You know, they're dogs. They do what they want, 00:19:20.049 --> 00:19:21.990 and then you've got to try to get them to not 00:19:21.990 --> 00:19:27.200 do what they want. So, yeah. Okay, last week 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.579 we were talking about being dirty, right? But 00:19:30.579 --> 00:19:34.400 not being, not saying it. The innuendos is what 00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:36.740 make things funny. Right, right, right. Okay, 00:19:36.819 --> 00:19:38.960 we talked about that Sunday night. Monday night. 00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:42.200 I was actually thinking about that today, too. 00:19:43.359 --> 00:19:46.559 Well, here... Here's a great example, Rob. Monday 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:48.420 night, all of a sudden I was like, I should have 00:19:48.420 --> 00:19:50.000 thought of this. All I could think of was the 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.619 Osbournes because that was the obvious one. Here's 00:19:52.619 --> 00:19:55.160 a really good one of what we're talking about. 00:19:55.339 --> 00:19:57.380 And this is what I should have said, but I couldn't 00:19:57.380 --> 00:20:00.859 on the spot. Okay. You know, we're talking about 00:20:00.859 --> 00:20:02.900 being more mature and all that stuff and doing 00:20:02.900 --> 00:20:05.339 innuendos instead of outright saying fuck and 00:20:05.339 --> 00:20:07.519 all that stuff. Okay. I found a perfect example 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:11.359 Monday night. Family Guy does innuendos perfectly. 00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:16.099 And I have the great example for you. Meg was 00:20:16.099 --> 00:20:18.220 trying to look more feminine and was getting 00:20:18.220 --> 00:20:21.180 encouragement from her dad, Peter and Brian. 00:20:21.460 --> 00:20:24.880 Peter says as encouragement, don't worry, Meg, 00:20:24.980 --> 00:20:28.440 you'll be beating guys off left and right. The 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:33.680 silence let it sink in and enhanced it. The subtle 00:20:33.680 --> 00:20:37.680 raunchy jokes are genius. And we wish to be more 00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:40.119 like that. But it was funny because not even 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:43.259 the look that Peter gave, it was comedic. It 00:20:43.259 --> 00:20:45.980 was comedic timing that made it perfect. They 00:20:45.980 --> 00:20:48.660 just dropped it in. Yeah, and it was an innocent 00:20:48.660 --> 00:20:51.759 statement. He goes, don't worry, Meg. In no time, 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:55.619 you'll be beating guys off left and right. Yeah. 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.980 And it just shows a close -up of him, and he 00:20:58.980 --> 00:21:01.880 just shuts up and just stands there. And it's 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:04.619 like, oh, my God. I got it. I got what you're 00:21:04.619 --> 00:21:10.619 saying. But that's a perfect example of saying 00:21:10.619 --> 00:21:13.809 without saying. Right. And it was perfect. And 00:21:13.809 --> 00:21:16.069 I was like, that's what I needed to say last 00:21:16.069 --> 00:21:19.349 night. That's the example I needed to give. So 00:21:19.349 --> 00:21:21.730 everybody, when someone said we're trying to 00:21:21.730 --> 00:21:24.170 grow up here on this podcast, this is exactly 00:21:24.170 --> 00:21:28.789 what we aim for now. You know, subtle. And these 00:21:28.789 --> 00:21:31.470 are the same cartoons while we're fighting our 00:21:31.470 --> 00:21:34.529 kids right now over the same shit we grew up 00:21:34.529 --> 00:21:38.950 on. Yes. Yeah, but we're too much alike. That's 00:21:38.950 --> 00:21:41.230 the problem. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, the state. 00:21:43.569 --> 00:21:46.430 Yeah, and the beauty of it is the statement itself 00:21:46.430 --> 00:21:49.549 is so innocent. It's like encouraging her, oh 00:21:49.549 --> 00:21:51.170 yeah, you're going to be beating men off left 00:21:51.170 --> 00:21:58.890 and right, but just the way... Yeah, it was this 00:21:58.890 --> 00:22:05.130 silence... But the thing that made it funny was 00:22:05.130 --> 00:22:07.650 the silence afterwards. The silence was actually 00:22:07.650 --> 00:22:10.289 what gave you the it gave you the information 00:22:10.289 --> 00:22:14.170 you needed to know without saying it. So anyhow, 00:22:14.809 --> 00:22:19.950 and I got this weird little thing going on, Rob. 00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:25.630 OK, so it's really annoying. And I don't know 00:22:25.630 --> 00:22:27.650 if you have suggestions or someone else does, 00:22:27.769 --> 00:22:30.539 but here's what's happening. Okay. I'll be listening 00:22:30.539 --> 00:22:32.720 to TuneIn Radio in the car, right? You know, 00:22:32.740 --> 00:22:35.599 TuneIn, the app that has all the different stations 00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:37.960 on it. Okay, so I'm listening to Bubba, the morning 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:41.400 show. Yeah, yeah. That's why I listen to us, 00:22:41.420 --> 00:22:43.559 too. I love it. It's the best platform. It keeps 00:22:43.559 --> 00:22:45.779 you where you're at. So if you shut it off, when 00:22:45.779 --> 00:22:47.460 you come back, it'll put you right there where 00:22:47.460 --> 00:22:49.000 you're at instead of shutting it off and going 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:53.240 over again. So it's a great app. So I was listening 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:56.180 on the internet to Bubba down in Tampa. I like 00:22:56.180 --> 00:23:01.380 his show still. i hit a dead zone okay and whenever 00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.480 i hit a dead zone the internet's out for a split 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:07.140 second it comes back on and it defaults to spotify 00:23:07.140 --> 00:23:09.119 so i'm listening to bubba and all of a sudden 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:13.200 and it goes to led zeppelin i'm like wait what 00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:15.460 the hell happened it took me a couple times to 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:18.160 figure it out so i don't know what i need to 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:21.940 do to keep it whenever i have an internet lapse 00:23:22.879 --> 00:23:25.859 Because there's several places in the city that 00:23:25.859 --> 00:23:28.400 it's really congested where I'm going by, and 00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:30.500 you'll get a little lapse in internet. It splits 00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:33.819 second, but that's it. But every time it does 00:23:33.819 --> 00:23:37.059 it, it defaults me to Spotify, and instead of 00:23:37.059 --> 00:23:39.819 listening to what I was on TuneIn, it goes to 00:23:39.819 --> 00:23:43.279 a song. And then it takes me a little amount 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:46.259 of time, you know, and like a lot of times it's 00:23:46.259 --> 00:23:47.759 on something that I wanted to hear, like, oh, 00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:51.019 hey, coming up is so -and -so. And then... They've 00:23:51.019 --> 00:23:52.900 already been there when I get back, and I didn't 00:23:52.900 --> 00:23:56.380 get to hear it. And it's very annoying. Do you 00:23:56.380 --> 00:23:59.940 have any suggestions at all? I mean, I don't 00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:04.259 know what to do to make Spotify back off. And 00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:08.160 I've listened to TuneIn, how I keep listening 00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:12.680 to TuneIn, and how to keep Spotify from budding 00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:21.819 in. Any ideas? I couldn't tell you. Okay. But 00:24:21.819 --> 00:24:26.259 to follow up on a story you had the other night 00:24:26.259 --> 00:24:30.400 about how the algorithms give you more commercials 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:33.339 and they keep it at four, blah, blah, blah. Ever 00:24:33.339 --> 00:24:42.119 since you have said that, my heart is keeping 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:50.740 up with three or four commercials. Thank you. 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:56.180 Yeah, you can train it. You can do it till you 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.380 said it. Yeah, you got to start training it, 00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:01.960 Rob. What you do is every time it goes to four 00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:04.299 commercials, you shut it off and you leave it 00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:06.960 off and you come back to it maybe five hours 00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:09.680 later and the algorithms all of a sudden go, 00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:11.960 hey, this guy's not going to take it. He's not 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.259 going to take four commercials. So then what 00:25:14.259 --> 00:25:16.400 they do is they fast forward the commercials 00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:19.000 up to where it sounds like Mickey Mouse. They 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:20.599 may still put three of them in there, but it's 00:25:20.599 --> 00:25:34.400 like... But it's less time. Oh, shit. Your phone 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:41.200 heard. Well, train it, Rob, like I do. Shut it 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:43.680 off every time it goes to four commercials. And 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.849 the thing is, is it's a time. Every now and then 00:25:46.849 --> 00:25:48.569 it'll give me four commercials. Usually it's 00:25:48.569 --> 00:25:51.089 two or three. But whenever it gives me four commercials, 00:25:51.329 --> 00:25:54.630 the time is down to 35 seconds. It was going 00:25:54.630 --> 00:25:57.569 up to a minute. But every time I shut it off, 00:25:57.609 --> 00:25:59.549 it took a little time off of that because it's 00:25:59.549 --> 00:26:02.289 like, oh, this guy isn't going to put up with 00:26:02.289 --> 00:26:08.869 it. Yeah. Well, Topher's the guy that taught 00:26:08.869 --> 00:26:10.910 me that because he was showing me like, I think 00:26:10.910 --> 00:26:13.710 it's like on YouTube. He's like, oh, four commercials. 00:26:13.750 --> 00:26:16.200 I'm not dealing with it. shuts it off leaves 00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:18.579 it off goes back a little later and next thing 00:26:18.579 --> 00:26:20.779 you know it's like okay let's try three commercials 00:26:20.779 --> 00:26:23.619 in the same amount of time and then they start 00:26:23.619 --> 00:26:25.420 knocking off some of the time and you get it 00:26:25.420 --> 00:26:27.740 trained down to pretty good mine are down to 00:26:27.740 --> 00:26:30.359 about 30 seconds and usually two commercials 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.960 but every now and then three and they mickey 00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:35.839 mouse it like hell now they they do it so quick 00:26:35.839 --> 00:26:40.000 that it's not that annoying really so anyhow 00:26:40.819 --> 00:26:43.400 I have a bunch of other stuff, but you know what? 00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:46.140 We've taken up a lot of time, so Rob, let's go 00:26:46.140 --> 00:26:53.079 to you. All right. Iconic rocker, John Fogerty. 00:26:53.460 --> 00:26:57.099 Yeah? Has been reunited with a guitar he gave 00:26:57.099 --> 00:27:01.480 away decades ago, but it was a long journey to 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:08.059 get it back. Back in the 70s, the Creed and Sclera 00:27:08.059 --> 00:27:11.839 Water Revival frontman, O .D. custom Rickenbacker 00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:15.980 guitar. It was A .M. painted with the word acting. 00:27:16.500 --> 00:27:22.579 Mm -hmm. A nod to the Looney Tunes cartoon we 00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:29.720 loved as a kid. Cool. Pogarty played the guitar 00:27:29.720 --> 00:27:36.579 on every album from 1969 Bayou Country to the 00:27:36.579 --> 00:27:41.690 group's final LP in 1972. In the years that followed, 00:27:41.890 --> 00:27:46.210 Brogan gave the guitar away, which ended up becoming 00:27:46.210 --> 00:27:50.009 a major regret later in life. It wasn't until 00:27:50.009 --> 00:27:54.430 the 1990s that he found it once again, but at 00:27:54.430 --> 00:27:58.509 the time, the owner of the axe wanted $40 ,000 00:27:58.509 --> 00:28:16.440 to return it to him. Okay. Was that it? Hello? 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:20.279 No, no, no. There's more. Okay. Looking back, 00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:23.539 Pogre admits it wasn't financially possible for 00:28:23.539 --> 00:28:27.099 him. It actually seemed the guitar unexpectedly 00:28:27.099 --> 00:28:30.480 brought back painful memories surrounding the 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:33.940 legal battle with his former bandmates and record 00:28:33.940 --> 00:28:40.220 labels. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would... Yeah. Yeah, 00:28:40.299 --> 00:28:53.859 go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. CCR would have 00:28:53.859 --> 00:28:57.440 done much more music, but the record company 00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:00.019 was ripping them off. And they weren't getting 00:29:00.019 --> 00:29:03.220 their share. And they're like, fine. Then John 00:29:03.220 --> 00:29:05.660 Fogerty went solo. He's like, you know, I'm not 00:29:05.660 --> 00:29:08.380 dealing with these fucks anymore. I'm not CCR 00:29:08.380 --> 00:29:10.759 anymore. I'm John Fogerty. Then he came out with 00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:12.660 that big hit, Centerfield, and all that in the 00:29:12.660 --> 00:29:20.779 80s. Yes, yes. I bought that album. Yeah. Yeah, 00:29:20.900 --> 00:29:24.000 it was a great album. But the reason is, is CCR 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:25.920 didn't, like, hate each other, nothing like that. 00:29:26.019 --> 00:29:29.019 They were getting screwed over, is what happened. 00:29:29.220 --> 00:29:36.920 Right. So... Okay, well, he goes on to say, I 00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:40.779 was hurt, I was damaged. Broke me, recalled to 00:29:40.779 --> 00:29:44.299 Rolling Stone. I started as a kid, full of joy 00:29:44.299 --> 00:29:47.339 doing music, and during the time of Creedence, 00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:50.740 and shortly after that... it became certainly 00:29:50.740 --> 00:29:55.680 not joyful. That explains what you just said. 00:29:56.339 --> 00:30:01.119 Yeah, and that's sad, too. Yeah. While he refused 00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:05.900 to pay for the guitar back, it is why Julie decided 00:30:05.900 --> 00:30:10.539 to track it down years later. This time, it found 00:30:10.539 --> 00:30:14.059 its way to a different guitar shop, and she decided 00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:28.000 to buy it anonymously. She presented... Cool. 00:30:28.819 --> 00:30:52.049 Very cool. Creedence Clearwater revival years. 00:30:52.809 --> 00:30:55.589 Nice. Nice. And I didn't know he was going to 00:30:55.589 --> 00:31:00.250 do that. Yes. He's coming back with a Creedence 00:31:00.250 --> 00:31:05.890 album. The idea behind Legacy was to reconnect 00:31:05.890 --> 00:31:10.150 the feeling that way about everything again. 00:31:11.170 --> 00:31:15.109 You know, the old Creedence music back the way 00:31:15.109 --> 00:31:17.130 it was when it came out. You and me remember 00:31:17.130 --> 00:31:20.150 that. But, man, I'll tell you what. It was so 00:31:20.150 --> 00:31:23.250 good. They were the great American band. They 00:31:23.250 --> 00:31:26.670 were the band that kind of like countered the 00:31:26.670 --> 00:31:28.890 British invasion kind of a little bit later, 00:31:28.910 --> 00:31:30.269 though. You know, they were kind of like the, 00:31:30.329 --> 00:31:33.170 oh, yeah, yeah, you guys got the Stones. We have 00:31:33.170 --> 00:31:37.009 CCR. You know, I mean, their music was just great 00:31:37.009 --> 00:31:40.509 down -home music, toe -tappers. Fantastic songs, 00:31:40.650 --> 00:31:44.450 great songwriting, great music. That's cool. 00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:55.519 Oh, boy. That's the way it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 00:31:55.579 --> 00:31:58.339 he finally got reunited with that guitar. And 00:31:58.339 --> 00:32:03.059 it's cool. That is cool. And it goes to the Roadrunner 00:32:03.059 --> 00:32:07.460 and all that. It's pretty cool. Very cool. Thanks, 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:10.220 Rob. I love that story. Let's take our first 00:32:10.220 --> 00:32:12.180 break, and I got some emails. You ready for some 00:32:12.180 --> 00:32:16.529 emails when we come back? All right, and maybe 00:32:16.529 --> 00:32:18.789 we'll do a Jeffy X later. We'll see. If we have 00:32:18.789 --> 00:32:20.789 time, we will. If not, we'll save it for Sunday 00:32:20.789 --> 00:32:22.910 night. All right, we'll be right back. Actually, 00:32:23.009 --> 00:32:26.269 I kind of want to hear from Jeffy. All right, 00:32:26.269 --> 00:32:29.430 well, he got a new list out, so we'll get to 00:32:29.430 --> 00:32:33.529 it probably after second break. That works. Okay, 00:32:33.609 --> 00:34:14.429 we'll be back. Two douchebags, a microphone. 00:34:14.489 --> 00:34:19.949 I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area. And I 00:34:19.949 --> 00:34:23.309 am Rob in the beautiful Maguire, Malaysia. All 00:34:23.309 --> 00:34:28.449 right. I have some emails here. You want to hear 00:34:28.449 --> 00:34:32.969 from them? No, I do. All right. Well, the first 00:34:32.969 --> 00:34:37.030 guy off is our good friend Mitch. He wrote back. 00:34:37.610 --> 00:34:41.659 We were disappointed last week. Sunday night 00:34:41.659 --> 00:34:45.519 because we didn't get any emails from him. So 00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:48.420 he sent us one. Hey guys, I was wanting to hear 00:34:48.420 --> 00:34:51.539 your top seven Fuckhammer song list. Thanks in 00:34:51.539 --> 00:34:54.699 advance, Mitch. President and CEO of Fuckhammer 00:34:54.699 --> 00:34:57.219 South Central Cass County Fan Club Water District 00:34:57.219 --> 00:35:04.139 number two. I'm sorry. Fuckhammer only has five. 00:35:06.759 --> 00:35:09.079 That's right. They only have an EP out. Five 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:11.679 songs. How can we do seven, Mitch? Get with it. 00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.360 You know what? I'll have my list next time, okay? 00:35:20.019 --> 00:35:21.820 Right, Rob? You'll have your list too, right? 00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:27.039 We're just going to make shit up, Rob. We're 00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:29.739 just going to make shit up. Yeah, yeah. We'll 00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:34.139 have our list. We'll have our list. Yeah, yeah. 00:35:34.219 --> 00:35:39.579 Yes. All right. Yeah. Seven. Got to do seven. 00:35:39.579 --> 00:35:41.300 We know there's a lot more than that, but we've 00:35:41.300 --> 00:35:45.760 got to do seven. So, Mark, do you remember when 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.599 Westport bicycle cops were chasing us? We hid 00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:51.099 on the steep terrace that was behind California's. 00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.400 I can't remember why they're chasing us. Johnny, 00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:58.320 no P. Yes, I do remember now. I got to thinking 00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:01.320 about it. And here is why we had to hide on. 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:06.139 California had a back behind it. There was this 00:36:06.139 --> 00:36:10.300 like a hill and they had all this landscaping 00:36:10.300 --> 00:36:12.280 and bushes and stuff. And we actually hid in 00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.380 there. As I remember it, Falstaff beer was the 00:36:15.380 --> 00:36:18.500 issue. We had a friend from St. Louis bring us 00:36:18.500 --> 00:36:20.599 a case of Falstaff every time they would visit. 00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:24.420 So we had a Falstaff in the parking lot on Mill 00:36:24.420 --> 00:36:27.420 Street. And I'm pretty sure that they saw us 00:36:27.420 --> 00:36:30.119 drinking in public and went after us. And that's 00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.750 when. Me and Johnny split one way and the other 00:36:32.750 --> 00:36:34.889 guy split the other way. They got busted and 00:36:34.889 --> 00:36:38.329 we hid behind some shrubs on the California Hill. 00:36:40.969 --> 00:36:44.690 So I'm pretty sure that's what it was. And I 00:36:44.690 --> 00:36:46.889 can't remember who was with us. If I still talked 00:36:46.889 --> 00:36:49.530 to them, I would ask them because they actually 00:36:49.530 --> 00:36:53.030 got caught. We didn't. So pretty sure it was 00:36:53.030 --> 00:36:56.210 over Falstaff beer. So there you go, Johnny. 00:36:57.969 --> 00:37:02.739 Rob, if you ever do. Oh, it was horrible. It 00:37:02.739 --> 00:37:04.500 tastes like paint thinner, but we did it just 00:37:04.500 --> 00:37:07.360 to be dicks. Every time our friends came back 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:09.719 from St. Louis, they lived there, but they came 00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:12.760 to town a lot. Whenever they come in, they bring 00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.920 us Falstaff because they sold it in St. Louis, 00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.519 but they didn't sell it here. So we're always 00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:19.800 like, hey man, bring us Falstaff, we'll pay you. 00:37:19.860 --> 00:37:21.900 And they bring us Falstaff. They'd always bring 00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:25.300 us like a 12 -pack or a case. And so then we 00:37:25.300 --> 00:37:27.880 would drink it when we're... Going to go to Westport. 00:37:28.019 --> 00:37:30.400 It would be in the trunk of my car normally. 00:37:30.900 --> 00:37:34.019 Pop the trunk. We'd all grab a Falstaff, drink 00:37:34.019 --> 00:37:36.719 it, and then go into the bars. Well, this time 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.920 there's some of those bicycle cops floating around. 00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:41.679 And they saw us out there with beers in our hands, 00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:44.739 which is a no -no. You know, in Missouri it is. 00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:47.579 And they went after us. I'm pretty sure that's 00:37:47.579 --> 00:37:51.639 what happened. So, Johnny, there you go. And 00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:54.219 I didn't email you this. I'm sorry. You'll hear 00:37:54.219 --> 00:37:57.539 it on here probably first. Okay. Rob, if you 00:37:57.539 --> 00:38:00.039 ever do a fishing guide tour, I want in. Hope 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:05.960 you're serious. Frankie in St. Paul. All right. 00:38:06.139 --> 00:38:09.340 All right. He'll be cheetah in a loincloth and 00:38:09.340 --> 00:38:14.619 an eyepatch, right? Yeah. All right. Mark, have 00:38:14.619 --> 00:38:18.420 you tried Kroger? That's going to be my retirement 00:38:18.420 --> 00:38:27.190 job. Okay. So probably 15 years off, maybe. Okay. 00:38:27.289 --> 00:38:28.929 All right, Frankie. You don't have to wait that 00:38:28.929 --> 00:38:32.510 long. All right. The way I am financially right 00:38:32.510 --> 00:38:35.750 now, I could do it today, but, you know. Okay. 00:38:35.929 --> 00:38:39.050 Well, yeah. I'm going to give another five or 00:38:39.050 --> 00:38:45.690 two. Cool. And also, Rob also does not wear anything 00:38:45.690 --> 00:38:48.329 underneath the loincloth, so if you accidentally 00:38:48.329 --> 00:38:52.550 catch some glimpses. Yeah, yeah. If I catch myself 00:38:52.550 --> 00:38:56.599 with a hook, that's on me. Yes, yes. So, and 00:38:56.599 --> 00:39:01.539 we do expect you to help him get it out. If he 00:39:01.539 --> 00:39:03.840 does catch himself with a hook. Okay, that's 00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:06.500 all. That's all we ask is that. Yeah, if you 00:39:06.500 --> 00:39:08.500 want to keep listening to me on the air, you 00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:12.000 got to help get the hook out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:39:12.059 --> 00:39:17.659 So come on, have a heart. Yeah. Okay, Mark, have 00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:20.139 you ever tried Kroger brand of pure cane sugar 00:39:20.139 --> 00:39:23.019 sodas? I like them, but wasn't overwhelmed by 00:39:23.019 --> 00:39:26.329 them. Keep up the good work, guys. West in Springdale, 00:39:26.449 --> 00:39:31.050 probably Arkansas, I would say. I tried them 00:39:31.050 --> 00:39:34.090 in Nashville. There is a Kroger is right down 00:39:34.090 --> 00:39:36.989 the road from the hotel. I didn't like any of 00:39:36.989 --> 00:39:41.309 them. I tried the cola. Yeah, I did not. I thought 00:39:41.309 --> 00:39:42.969 they were all horrible and they're pure cane. 00:39:43.070 --> 00:39:46.449 They're pure cane sugar product. I tried the 00:39:46.449 --> 00:39:49.309 cola, the orange and the doctor type drink. I 00:39:49.309 --> 00:39:52.099 thought it was all trash. They actually stayed 00:39:52.099 --> 00:39:54.719 in the hotel room refrigerator for when I checked 00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:59.440 out. That's how bad they were. I drank part of 00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:01.739 each one of them and was like, all that shit 00:40:01.739 --> 00:40:03.699 is horrible. I don't know what Kroger does with 00:40:03.699 --> 00:40:06.800 them, but it is not for me. I left them in the 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.139 refrigerator, so hopefully whoever cleaned it 00:40:09.139 --> 00:40:16.739 liked them. Next, Rob, do you have a good raspberry 00:40:16.739 --> 00:40:20.039 shake recipe? I'm certain you used to make raspberry 00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.719 shakes from scratch. Vicki doesn't say where 00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:27.420 she's from. Rob, did you ever make a raspberry 00:40:27.420 --> 00:40:30.519 shake recipe? Have you ever talked about that 00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:38.659 ever? No, I've never talked about it. You have 00:40:38.659 --> 00:41:09.840 one? Okay, Vicki. Okay, here's what I think, 00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:15.510 Rob. Okay. You make a vanilla shake with milk 00:41:15.510 --> 00:41:19.750 and vanilla ice cream. You grab some raspberries 00:41:19.750 --> 00:41:22.670 and you blend it in there. Fair enough? Yeah, 00:41:22.670 --> 00:41:27.989 see, that's where you lose me. Well, I mean, 00:41:28.010 --> 00:41:30.829 I guess Vicki likes raspberry shakes, so there 00:41:30.829 --> 00:41:36.469 you go. I think Dairy Queen... I'm sorry, Vicki, 00:41:36.570 --> 00:41:47.349 but I'm not a fruity person. I honestly think 00:41:47.349 --> 00:41:50.570 that Dairy Queen still sells raspberry shakes. 00:41:50.650 --> 00:41:52.909 I think they do. I was there not a whole long 00:41:52.909 --> 00:41:55.630 time ago, and I believe I saw that on the menu. 00:41:55.710 --> 00:41:57.949 So, I suggest going to Dairy Queen and grabbing 00:41:57.949 --> 00:42:03.010 you one. So, all right. Mark, what is your favorite 00:42:03.010 --> 00:42:08.489 pasta sauce in a jar? Mini in Kansas City. Okay. 00:42:09.849 --> 00:42:12.289 Since you're from Kansas City, it says right 00:42:12.289 --> 00:42:16.900 here, mini. The local ones I love is Cascone's. 00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:23.079 That was my great -grandma's name. Cascone? No, 00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:26.960 Minnie. Oh, Minnie. Oh, okay. My great -aunt. 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.559 No, my aunt's name was Minnie, too. It was an 00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:35.519 old name. Yep. I loved Cascone's original sauce. 00:42:36.329 --> 00:42:39.750 They have a couple other ones now, I think. But 00:42:39.750 --> 00:42:41.889 the original sauce is probably one of my favorite 00:42:41.889 --> 00:42:46.030 from Kansas City. And Garozo's Diablo sauce is 00:42:46.030 --> 00:42:48.869 no slouch either. That's really good, too. Those 00:42:48.869 --> 00:42:52.610 are both local. National, I'm leaning towards 00:42:52.610 --> 00:42:56.989 Rayo's Spicy Vodka Sauce. So, there you go. You 00:42:56.989 --> 00:43:00.710 got a couple of locals and one national. So, 00:43:00.789 --> 00:43:04.130 that's my pasta stuff. So, we turn it over to 00:43:04.130 --> 00:43:11.730 Rob. That's all the emails. That's it. Not too 00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:15.389 many of them. I was kind of disappointed. Have 00:43:15.389 --> 00:43:19.690 a quiet week. Yeah. Well, you know, the weather's 00:43:19.690 --> 00:43:21.590 getting warm and people are out doing stuff. 00:43:21.710 --> 00:43:27.409 I kind of expected this. Yeah, Mitch is out on 00:43:27.409 --> 00:43:30.809 the Massey Creek arm. Yeah, I know. Listen to 00:43:30.809 --> 00:43:33.889 the top seven fuckhammer. The beautiful Massey 00:43:33.889 --> 00:43:44.909 Creek. Yeah, yeah. Tulsa King didn't send it. 00:43:46.610 --> 00:43:50.329 We have a list for it. Oh, we do have a list. 00:43:50.389 --> 00:43:55.570 That's right. Yeah. Okay. It's part of emails. 00:43:56.510 --> 00:44:06.469 Yeah. No, let's go ahead and do our list. So 00:44:06.469 --> 00:44:09.880 go ahead, Rob. This is the top seven. horror 00:44:09.880 --> 00:44:17.780 slash slasher movies ever. You know, our opinion. 00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:28.039 In our opinion, yeah. Yeah. So, feel free. Comment 00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:35.460 number seven for me. The holes have eyes. That's 00:44:35.460 --> 00:44:41.650 a good one. Really good one. I have some older 00:44:41.650 --> 00:44:56.750 ones out here. Number six. Insidious. Yep. That 00:44:56.750 --> 00:45:05.610 movie just kind of freaked anybody out. And then 00:45:05.610 --> 00:45:08.789 we go into the movies that freaked me out as 00:45:08.789 --> 00:45:17.030 a kid. Cool. Number five, Amityville Horror. 00:45:17.650 --> 00:45:28.670 Oh, yeah. Number four, coming out in 1978, which 00:45:28.670 --> 00:45:33.429 I even looked it up. Cool. Invasion of the Body 00:45:33.429 --> 00:45:37.730 Snatchers. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. Real 00:45:37.730 --> 00:45:46.440 good. That's a classic. Yep. My number three? 00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:55.940 The Exorcist. Yeah. Scary as hell. Well, when 00:45:55.940 --> 00:46:00.239 you're a kid. That's like I said. My top ones 00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:04.199 is when I was a kid. I didn't get scared after 00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:08.260 I grew up. You know what I mean? Yes. I got what 00:46:08.260 --> 00:46:22.769 you mean. Oh, gosh, I forgot about that. Okay, 00:46:22.769 --> 00:46:25.389 I got older and I started laughing at it. So, 00:46:25.389 --> 00:46:28.630 you know. Well, they were fake. As a kid, when 00:46:28.630 --> 00:46:31.170 I watched it when they came out, yeah, they scared 00:46:31.170 --> 00:46:34.550 the fuck out of me, right? They were fake widely. 00:46:34.630 --> 00:46:39.130 They were widely fake. Well, yeah, but still. 00:46:39.489 --> 00:46:45.710 Yeah, yeah. Compared to the cinematography we 00:46:45.710 --> 00:46:48.920 had those days. Yeah. It looked real. Yeah, you're 00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:59.019 right. Okay, and my number one comes from 1976. 00:47:00.099 --> 00:47:06.219 Mm -hmm. The Omen. Oh, that's a good one. The 00:47:06.219 --> 00:47:13.880 original David. Nice. Yep, that got stared up. 00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:18.599 Fuck out of me as a kid, dude. That's a good 00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:24.380 list. Me, I got a blend of real horror movies 00:47:24.380 --> 00:47:30.260 that scared me and they may not be like anyone 00:47:30.260 --> 00:47:33.179 else's cup of tea. And I also like the cheap 00:47:33.179 --> 00:47:37.059 slash movies, the B and C movies too. So it's 00:47:37.059 --> 00:47:41.300 a combination of both. My number seven was a 00:47:41.300 --> 00:47:46.579 movie called Final Exam. It was a slasher movie. 00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:49.860 Came out in the 80s. A lot of boobs and blood. 00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:53.380 I said it. I think I've heard of it. Yeah, it 00:47:53.380 --> 00:47:58.960 was good. Number six. Puppet Master. Do you remember 00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:03.280 that one? Yes, Puppet Master. Yeah, the marionettes 00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:06.119 come alive and they're haunted. Oh, my gosh. 00:48:06.139 --> 00:48:09.360 That thing scared the piss out of me. I remember 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:10.900 it going, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, 00:48:10.900 --> 00:48:11.760 hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. They were laying 00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:16.900 Metallica to them. Yeah. Yep, yep. A very, very, 00:48:16.940 --> 00:48:20.219 very good movie. And the whole thought of marionettes 00:48:20.219 --> 00:48:22.639 coming to life and all that has just always been 00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:25.980 scary as hell. Anyhow, just like dolls, you know, 00:48:26.019 --> 00:48:28.659 and stuff like that coming to life, you know. 00:48:28.659 --> 00:48:30.940 I would put Chucky on there, but it's just so 00:48:30.940 --> 00:48:33.179 far removed. I can't even remember how good the 00:48:33.179 --> 00:48:37.860 first one was. So, then another one that was 00:48:37.860 --> 00:48:44.980 just insanely horror. Reanimator. That thing. 00:48:45.469 --> 00:48:50.349 Do you remember that at all? I don't know if 00:48:50.349 --> 00:48:53.389 I actually seen that one. You need to watch it. 00:48:53.630 --> 00:48:58.590 Not kidding. See, I really wouldn't. I believe 00:48:58.590 --> 00:49:05.030 that was Wes Craven's. Okay, growing up, I watched 00:49:05.030 --> 00:49:10.550 Dracula. I watched Frankenstein. I watched Wolfman. 00:49:11.789 --> 00:49:26.019 I was all into that shit. Yeah. If you get a 00:49:26.019 --> 00:49:29.460 chance, watch it. It's worth it. The next one, 00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:33.880 this was a horrible slash, hack and slash movie. 00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:40.280 And it's called Silent Night, Deadly Night. And 00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:42.360 that's where a guy that dressed up as Santa went 00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:45.579 around killing people because of childhood trauma. 00:49:46.599 --> 00:49:49.079 He watched some very bad things happen to his 00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:52.219 mom. And then he went around killing people saying 00:49:52.219 --> 00:49:59.079 naughty. Naughty. It was a teenager's dream watching 00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:06.940 that. Third, this one was pure horror. Last House 00:50:06.940 --> 00:50:16.199 on the Left. Remember that one? No. Look it up 00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:21.860 when you get a chance. Number two, this one was 00:50:21.860 --> 00:50:26.519 horrible. It was cheap. It was horrible. It was 00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:29.360 slash. It was blood. It was gore. It was nudity. 00:50:29.619 --> 00:50:36.900 I spit on your grave. Yes. That thing. That thing 00:50:36.900 --> 00:50:41.420 was horrible. And there's more movies like that 00:50:41.420 --> 00:50:43.400 that I don't remember. I was just like killing 00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:45.619 myself trying to remember them. I know there's 00:50:45.619 --> 00:50:48.539 other ones that would go on here, but I just 00:50:48.539 --> 00:50:51.829 can't think of them. And number one. The one 00:50:51.829 --> 00:50:56.070 that got me so bad when I was a child and still 00:50:56.070 --> 00:50:59.630 gets me today. And Davey still sends me excerpts 00:50:59.630 --> 00:51:01.489 of it. He knows the part that scares the shit 00:51:01.489 --> 00:51:08.909 out of me. Salem's Lot. The brother is the one 00:51:08.909 --> 00:51:11.969 that dies and he like falls on a pitchfork or 00:51:11.969 --> 00:51:16.090 something. And then he comes back and, you know, 00:51:16.090 --> 00:51:20.050 as. I guess a vampire or whatever, a zombie. 00:51:20.190 --> 00:51:23.030 And he's scratching on the window. Hey, hey, 00:51:23.750 --> 00:51:28.289 hey, Mark. Hey, let me in. Let me in. And there's 00:51:28.289 --> 00:51:30.170 like blood come out of his mouth. He's got vampire 00:51:30.170 --> 00:51:32.230 teeth. It's just scary as hell. And he's floating 00:51:32.230 --> 00:51:35.469 and he's an aberration. And then his brother 00:51:35.469 --> 00:51:37.389 like wants to let him in really bad because that's 00:51:37.389 --> 00:51:39.570 his brother out there. But you think he's going 00:51:39.570 --> 00:51:42.210 to let him in. He's going towards the window 00:51:42.210 --> 00:51:45.570 and he grabs a cross and he slings it at him. 00:51:47.130 --> 00:51:52.170 Are you okay, Rob? Yeah, I'm here. Can we take 00:51:52.170 --> 00:51:55.969 a break? Yes, we can. We'll be back in a minute. 00:51:56.489 --> 00:52:30.530 And can you call me back? Yes. All right. Hey, 00:52:30.550 --> 00:52:34.769 Rob. Yeah, it was weird. My fucking AirPods gate 00:52:34.769 --> 00:52:38.070 out, Rob. It went straight to my phone. I'm like, 00:52:38.170 --> 00:52:43.030 what the fuck? Yeah. Okay, hang on. I still got 00:52:43.030 --> 00:52:48.329 to do... Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. My 00:52:48.329 --> 00:52:50.369 phone's been fucking up lately. I don't know 00:52:50.369 --> 00:52:54.590 what the hell's going on. I can't... I go into 00:52:54.590 --> 00:53:00.119 Google and it shuts me down and shit. Okay. huh 00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:06.019 all right but it just shut down my earpods it 00:53:06.019 --> 00:53:44.179 was weird Two douchebags, a microphone. I'm Mark 00:53:44.179 --> 00:53:47.940 here in the Kansas City area. And I'm Rob, the 00:53:47.940 --> 00:53:50.980 beautiful, nine -wall arm of Laker the Ozark. 00:53:52.619 --> 00:53:56.719 All right. Rob, I've got a little article here, 00:53:56.840 --> 00:53:59.980 and then Jeffy X did a little investigating after 00:53:59.980 --> 00:54:03.420 the article. You ready for a little, Jeff? Okay. 00:54:05.059 --> 00:54:08.179 In 20... Yeah, he needs to earn his Christmas 00:54:08.179 --> 00:54:12.449 gifts. Yes, he does. I think he's thinking about 00:54:12.449 --> 00:54:17.269 that. In 2025, Keurig Dr. Pepper introduced Dr. 00:54:17.409 --> 00:54:19.809 Pepper Blackberry as a permanent flavor option, 00:54:20.070 --> 00:54:23.670 alongside other new additions across their portfolio. 00:54:25.010 --> 00:54:28.250 Other notable new flavors include 7 -Up Tropical, 00:54:28.309 --> 00:54:32.510 Snapple Peach Tea, and Lemonade. The Bay Simbu 00:54:32.510 --> 00:54:34.750 Strawberry and Bay Shallow Coconut Strawberry, 00:54:35.070 --> 00:54:38.039 additionally. They brought back the popular Dr. 00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:41.219 Pepper creamy coconut flavor, but the latter 00:54:41.219 --> 00:54:43.679 two are going to go away. The coconut flavor 00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:47.699 might stay. So the permanent flavor combines 00:54:47.699 --> 00:54:49.840 a classic Dr. Pepper taste with the richness 00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:55.800 of blackberry. And the 7 -Up flavor, the tropical, 00:54:55.960 --> 00:54:57.840 might stay. They said they're thinking about 00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:00.960 keeping it. And the Snapple Peach Tea with lemonade 00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:05.820 is going to stay. These are all permanent. Jeffy 00:55:05.820 --> 00:55:09.059 X went to the Dr. Pepper Keurig Company and he 00:55:09.059 --> 00:55:11.340 uncovered all the ones that did not make it. 00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:13.659 These are flavors that they're going to do in 00:55:13.659 --> 00:55:18.440 Dr. Pepper. But, you know, they did focus panels 00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:22.019 and tests and people just didn't like them, so 00:55:22.019 --> 00:55:25.199 they canned them. So Jeffy X, he's our sleuth 00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:27.199 that uncovers all this stuff and he's really 00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:31.059 good at it. He has put himself in some very life 00:55:31.059 --> 00:55:33.780 -threatening situations. getting this information 00:55:33.780 --> 00:55:36.579 out that they don't want out, and he brings it 00:55:36.579 --> 00:55:39.800 to us because we are his favorite podcast. In 00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:44.800 return, Rob did him a solid, and he made him 00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:50.260 a flying bat suit. Rob loves to crochet. Yeah, 00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:54.219 that's my hobby. Yeah, it's his hobby. So he 00:55:54.219 --> 00:55:57.679 crocheted him a flying bat suit. He also crocheted 00:55:57.679 --> 00:56:02.170 him underwear. That has X on the front and Jeffy 00:56:02.170 --> 00:56:04.949 on the back. And it has a special pouch on the 00:56:04.949 --> 00:56:07.949 inside of it. They call it a Steven Piercy of 00:56:07.949 --> 00:56:11.329 the Glam Band Rat Pouch. And that's where you 00:56:11.329 --> 00:56:14.369 can, this pouch on the inside of the crotch, 00:56:14.389 --> 00:56:16.550 you can fill with whatever you want. You know, 00:56:16.590 --> 00:56:20.809 like maybe socks or whatever. And maybe look 00:56:20.809 --> 00:56:22.550 a little bit better down there. You know, a little 00:56:22.550 --> 00:56:24.710 bit more fuller or whatever. But we're pretty 00:56:24.710 --> 00:56:27.800 sure that Jeffy X doesn't need that. Supposedly, 00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:29.780 Steven Pearce used to have one on the inside 00:56:29.780 --> 00:56:32.159 of his spandex. He used to put a couple of socks 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:36.960 in there to look intriguing, I guess. So he probably 00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:38.900 doesn't need that, but Rob was nice enough to 00:56:38.900 --> 00:56:43.800 do that. And finally, he made him two Sgt. Pepper's 00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:46.000 outfits, the white ones that are on the album 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.139 that the Beatles are in. And Jeffy X is such 00:56:49.139 --> 00:56:54.329 a Beatles buff, he never took off the suit. It's 00:56:54.329 --> 00:56:57.050 black now. It smells horrible. When he puts on 00:56:57.050 --> 00:57:02.170 his flying bat suit, he puts it over the Sergeant 00:57:02.170 --> 00:57:06.469 Pepper's outfit. And Rob is trying to make him 00:57:06.469 --> 00:57:08.369 some more and maybe one for every day of the 00:57:08.369 --> 00:57:11.510 week. So next time he can clean them. Is that 00:57:11.510 --> 00:57:18.429 it, Rob? No. Well, and me, I'm a much simpler 00:57:18.429 --> 00:57:27.079 man. I gave him $2 ,500 for hookers and a blow, 00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:30.280 or buy his mom a present, whatever he wants to 00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:33.579 do with it. It doesn't matter. So, these are 00:57:33.579 --> 00:57:35.840 the new Dr. Pepper flavors that Jeffy found out 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:39.000 they were trying, and they canned, and he got 00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:40.920 in there and got these before they caught him. 00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:48.440 The first one was Raw Oyster Dr. Pepper. Can 00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:56.349 you believe I didn't make it? Yeah. Eh, no, that, 00:57:56.449 --> 00:58:00.389 no. No, no. Okay. Well, I guess they hit that 00:58:00.389 --> 00:58:04.130 one. Dr. Pepper does not do too well in Hawaii, 00:58:04.230 --> 00:58:10.389 evidently, so they tried spam Dr. Pepper. Did 00:58:10.389 --> 00:58:15.269 that go over? That might go good in the South. 00:58:16.170 --> 00:58:18.530 You know, Spam and Dr. Pepper probably would. 00:58:18.650 --> 00:58:21.010 To me, that sounds like a Louisiana and Texas 00:58:21.010 --> 00:58:24.829 thing. Maybe Mississippi, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:58:24.969 --> 00:58:28.289 Hey, even in southern Missouri, I'm not leaving 00:58:28.289 --> 00:58:31.090 us out. Okay, you know what? Spam, Dr. Pepper. 00:58:31.250 --> 00:58:36.050 Here it out. There you go. The deliciousness 00:58:36.050 --> 00:58:40.239 of... I might try it. I might try it. Yeah. Yeah, 00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:43.579 heck yeah. I mean, who hasn't eaten some delicious 00:58:43.579 --> 00:58:46.159 Spam and drank a Dr. Pepper afterwards, right? 00:58:47.500 --> 00:58:52.000 Same thing. Yeah. All right. They tried to get 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:54.340 the hipster's attention by offering oat milk 00:58:54.340 --> 00:58:59.159 Dr. Pepper. Didn't go over, Rob. Oat milk Dr. 00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:05.280 Pepper. I don't know. That'd be good. That'd 00:59:05.280 --> 00:59:08.480 be a good breakfast. Oat milk Dr. Pepper. I agree. 00:59:10.269 --> 00:59:13.750 Oat milk, not oatmeal. Oat milk, you know, because... 00:59:13.750 --> 00:59:18.650 Oh, well, never mind. Well, you know, they use 00:59:18.650 --> 00:59:21.329 it in coffees now because people are lactose 00:59:21.329 --> 00:59:23.130 intolerant or whatever, and the hipsters kind 00:59:23.130 --> 00:59:24.929 of caught on to it, and it's kind of like a thing. 00:59:25.150 --> 00:59:27.690 You know, oh, I want oat milk with my... I'd 00:59:27.690 --> 00:59:29.969 rather have the oatmeal. I want oat milk with 00:59:29.969 --> 00:59:33.269 my brief, my hot brief. But anyhow. All right. 00:59:34.329 --> 00:59:37.429 They tried to hit the Midwest market with a... 00:59:37.989 --> 00:59:44.110 Corn and wheat flavored Dr. Pepper. I see nothing 00:59:44.110 --> 00:59:46.110 wrong with corn and wheat flavored Dr. Pepper. 00:59:46.110 --> 00:59:49.929 I don't see a damn thing wrong with that. Yeah, 00:59:49.929 --> 00:59:52.329 that kind of hit hard. I was like, wow, we could 00:59:52.329 --> 00:59:55.130 have had oat, or not oat, but we could have had 00:59:55.130 --> 01:00:01.730 corn. How about green bean flavored? Wheat. That'd 01:00:01.730 --> 01:00:05.369 go good there. Yeah. You can get crazy and do 01:00:05.369 --> 01:00:09.510 string beans. But I guess that wasn't on the 01:00:09.510 --> 01:00:12.829 table. So Dr. Pepper thought maybe a meatball 01:00:12.829 --> 01:00:15.889 flavored Dr. Pepper could hit the casual deli 01:00:15.889 --> 01:00:20.110 market people. But it didn't go over well. Oh, 01:00:20.110 --> 01:00:25.949 yes. Oh, I think a meatball Dr. Pepper would 01:00:25.949 --> 01:00:33.239 be heavenly. Me too. Well, the one that did do 01:00:33.239 --> 01:00:35.860 good is the ancillary one they did after that 01:00:35.860 --> 01:00:39.360 was ravioli. It did people, it did well with 01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:41.920 people 11 and under. Yeah, I think that's great 01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:46.219 too. That'll work. Yeah, yeah, but nope, they 01:00:46.219 --> 01:00:49.260 said no, Rob, we're not getting them. And with 01:00:49.260 --> 01:00:51.800 the enormous... You need to come out with the 01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:56.039 meatball. I agree. Gotta do it. Ravioli too. 01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:00.159 Ravioli -flavored Dr. Pepper sounds amazing to 01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:06.019 me also. So, the enormous popularity of Indian 01:01:06.019 --> 01:01:09.440 cuisine, they offered curry -flavored Dr. Pepper. 01:01:12.300 --> 01:01:15.019 I don't know what's wrong with that. A little 01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:20.480 curry flavor in your Dr. Pepper. Sounds great. 01:01:21.199 --> 01:01:25.000 Sounds great. Then they tried to go with the 01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:27.789 rage. They offered beef tallow. Flavored Dr. 01:01:27.989 --> 01:01:35.590 Pepper. I don't know. You know what? I've got 01:01:35.590 --> 01:01:37.929 to try tallow first to find out just what the 01:01:37.929 --> 01:01:40.250 thing is. And then I'll get back with you whether 01:01:40.250 --> 01:01:43.409 I think it should be in Dr. Pepper or not. All 01:01:43.409 --> 01:01:46.530 right. Then they tried to hit the geriatric market 01:01:46.530 --> 01:01:50.949 by offering Dr. Pepper puree. No word on what 01:01:50.949 --> 01:01:54.650 they had to puree it. Uh, so I, it was a no for 01:01:54.650 --> 01:01:56.110 me. You don't know what the hell that, you know, 01:01:56.130 --> 01:01:57.769 they got to put something in it to parade it. 01:01:57.789 --> 01:01:59.949 Right. Well, we don't know. It could be sardines 01:01:59.949 --> 01:02:04.230 for all we know. So in Bates County in Springfield, 01:02:04.289 --> 01:02:06.349 Missouri, they offered meth flavored for a limited 01:02:06.349 --> 01:02:08.250 time, but there are too many fights occurred 01:02:08.250 --> 01:02:13.199 in the dollar general. So they stopped it quickly. 01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:15.380 Dollar General threatened to quit selling Dr. 01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:17.559 Pepper altogether because there are so many fights 01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:20.199 over the meth flavored. So they had to. Yeah. 01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:22.739 And this was, of course, in Bates County and 01:02:22.739 --> 01:02:26.780 Springfield, Missouri. So. I'm going to get some 01:02:26.780 --> 01:02:28.760 hate mail. I'm going to get some hate mail from 01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:34.360 these guys, ain't I? All right. I had to mute 01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:42.500 you because I was laughing too hard. I got you. 01:02:43.239 --> 01:02:46.239 Yeah. Hey, I read the news. I read the news. 01:02:49.380 --> 01:02:51.579 I'm always picking on Bates County. I decided 01:02:51.579 --> 01:02:53.760 to bring Springfield in on it, too. We love you, 01:02:53.780 --> 01:02:55.840 Springfield. We have a lot of people listening 01:02:55.840 --> 01:03:00.880 there. All right. And finally, pan -fried catfish 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:05.079 flavor, Dr. Pepper. It did well in the countryside 01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:06.900 and down there. You, Rob, it did really well. 01:03:06.980 --> 01:03:10.159 But the problem was the crispy flakes were choking 01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:12.599 people, and they had to stop it. Because of liability. 01:03:14.119 --> 01:03:18.000 Oh, come on. People just don't know how to eat 01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:22.940 it, I guess. That's like cooking any fish. I 01:03:22.940 --> 01:03:25.500 mean, you gotta watch out for bones and stuff. 01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:27.699 Yeah, yeah, you gotta chew the shit up, man. 01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:32.059 Yeah. Rob, I don't have any excuse for these 01:03:32.059 --> 01:03:35.000 people. I don't have any excuse for them turning 01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:39.139 this down. That would be an awesome flavor. It 01:03:39.139 --> 01:03:42.230 would be, yeah. Yeah, I mean. Crispy, crunchy 01:03:42.230 --> 01:03:46.349 catfish, deep fried. Hey, maybe in beef tallow. 01:03:48.690 --> 01:03:51.949 Deep fried. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, now we're talking. 01:03:52.730 --> 01:03:57.369 Yeah, deep fried catfish in beef tallow, Dr. 01:03:57.550 --> 01:04:01.550 Pepper flavor. Oh, I hear angels and trumpets, 01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:07.440 Rob. What about you? Well, that's Jeffy X's list. 01:04:07.579 --> 01:04:10.460 And Jeffy X, we thank you. Stay safe. Don't get 01:04:10.460 --> 01:04:12.139 caught. You know what they'll do if they catch 01:04:12.139 --> 01:04:14.159 you. They already threatened. They said they're 01:04:14.159 --> 01:04:16.119 going to skin you alive. So don't get caught. 01:04:17.000 --> 01:05:36.260 And Rob, we turn it to you. Okay. turns into 01:05:36.260 --> 01:05:41.219 Johnny Depp, where the actors sued her for $50 01:05:41.219 --> 01:05:44.760 million. The Aquaman actors moved to Spain to 01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:48.679 decompress away from the controversy. While living 01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:52.679 abroad since the end of her defamation trial 01:05:52.679 --> 01:05:58.519 in May 2022, Heard has taken her life back, even 01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:15.110 welcoming twins Agnes and Ocean in May. Okay. 01:06:22.570 --> 01:06:36.360 Yeah. Tricky situation right now because there's 01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:39.059 real demand for her to get back into the acting 01:06:39.059 --> 01:06:43.019 game somehow. But it's not going to happen if 01:06:43.019 --> 01:06:48.920 it's not entirely on her terms. She has special 01:06:48.920 --> 01:06:52.460 conditions for coming back. It is only entertaining 01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:57.559 that idea when it's a project where she will 01:06:57.559 --> 01:07:00.659 have a lot of say on the big decisions about 01:07:00.659 --> 01:07:04.429 the production. The marketing and the release, 01:07:04.550 --> 01:07:10.329 the insider added. Well, I'm going to make this 01:07:10.329 --> 01:07:14.489 short story. I'm going to go. I'm going to cut 01:07:14.489 --> 01:07:19.550 out what they say. What she's doing is she wants, 01:07:19.550 --> 01:07:24.570 like, equal life as Johnny Depp. Because Johnny 01:07:24.570 --> 01:07:28.809 Depp is known for coming on the scene, and it's 01:07:28.809 --> 01:07:31.289 his way or the highway. You know what I mean? 01:07:32.329 --> 01:07:53.010 Okay. She may want that. Yeah, yeah. No way. 01:07:53.889 --> 01:07:59.150 Stay in Spain. There's no room for you over here. 01:08:00.329 --> 01:08:02.730 No room for you over here. You're too stupid. 01:08:03.130 --> 01:08:13.789 Geez. Wow. Yeah, because she shit all over his 01:08:13.789 --> 01:08:26.229 bed. I mean, ever since that came out during... 01:08:26.229 --> 01:08:30.449 Ever since that came... Ever since that came 01:08:30.449 --> 01:08:32.489 out during the trial about her shitting the bed, 01:08:32.649 --> 01:08:35.430 that is all she's been to everybody in America 01:08:35.430 --> 01:08:39.609 that heard that. She's the bed shitter. Anyhow. 01:08:41.010 --> 01:08:43.170 All right. Thank you, Rob. I appreciate that. 01:08:44.170 --> 01:08:47.569 A soccer club mistakenly hold a moment of silence 01:08:47.569 --> 01:08:50.050 to mourn a former player who was very much alive. 01:08:51.020 --> 01:08:53.779 A leading Bulgarian soccer club has apologized 01:08:53.779 --> 01:08:56.239 for holding a moment of silence mourning a former 01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:58.779 player who was alive and well and rushing home 01:08:58.779 --> 01:09:02.699 to watch the game on TV at home. Andrei Khrushchev 01:09:02.699 --> 01:09:07.739 announced the death of Petro Gashteev, 78, before 01:09:07.739 --> 01:09:14.699 its game Sunday with rivals Denmark and the players 01:09:14.699 --> 01:09:16.880 from both teams lining up before the game to 01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:19.430 mark their respects. While I was driving home, 01:09:19.569 --> 01:09:21.970 my phone started ringing a lot. The very much 01:09:21.970 --> 01:09:26.289 alive Groshnev told Bulgarian news outlet Blitz, 01:09:26.289 --> 01:09:29.770 according to a translation by the BBC. I parked 01:09:29.770 --> 01:09:32.130 in front of her house, entered the yard, and 01:09:32.130 --> 01:09:35.369 my wife greets me crying, shouting, Petko, Petko, 01:09:35.550 --> 01:09:39.090 they announced on TV that you have died. I couldn't 01:09:39.090 --> 01:09:40.890 understand what she was telling me and what had 01:09:40.890 --> 01:09:43.069 happened. She explained that they called her 01:09:43.069 --> 01:09:45.689 on the phone and told her what they heard was 01:09:45.689 --> 01:09:48.930 announced ahead of the match. Instead of watching 01:09:48.930 --> 01:09:51.550 the game on TV, as he does whenever his former 01:09:51.550 --> 01:09:55.250 team plays, Gushnev spent most of the Sunday 01:09:55.250 --> 01:09:57.609 on the phone with friends and relatives, reassuring 01:09:57.609 --> 01:10:00.989 them he was still alive. Being buried alive is 01:10:00.989 --> 01:10:06.489 quite stressful, he said. And other than that, 01:10:06.489 --> 01:10:08.689 he pretty much said that, you know, he had a 01:10:08.689 --> 01:10:13.050 lot of straightening out to do. Because that 01:10:13.050 --> 01:10:18.069 little, what? momentarium or whatever, that little 01:10:18.069 --> 01:10:23.829 remembrance of him was on national TV and a lot 01:10:23.829 --> 01:10:25.649 of people thought he was dead when he wasn't. 01:10:25.770 --> 01:10:30.489 So, Rob, we turn it to you. Actually, brother, 01:10:30.649 --> 01:10:33.869 that's about all I have. You know what? Me too. 01:10:34.310 --> 01:10:44.159 I'm worn out. Okay, thank you, Rob, for joining 01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:49.460 us again, and thank you everybody for listening. 01:10:49.699 --> 01:10:51.060 Have a good night, assholes.