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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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that we love you here at QD Spades and Microphone

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Central? Here's a proof right here. How about

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the drink of the week? How to make the famous

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colada mix, three ounces strawberry daiquiri

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mix, half a hurricane glass of ice. Blend it

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at the time. It's time for the crazy -ass word

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of the day. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice

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melts into the water, is my water then watered

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down? Hmm. I may never know. These guys are inviting

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as a used hypodermic needle. Strange, but true.

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In 2003, a 25 -year -old Japanese woman was found

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to have a tetaroma, a rare tumor that can grow

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body parts. This tumor was extraordinarily unusual.

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It had limbs, ears, teeth, bones, blood vessels,

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and internal organs, resembling a malfunctioned

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human figure. It even had a brain, though too

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underdeveloped to function, encased in a thin

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skull with a patch of hair. Hey, you greasy wankers,

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it's time for the Midwest concert calendar. Want

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a tool to Wichita? Static X with gore and dope

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at the Cotillion on May 26th. Marshall Tucker

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Band at the Temple Live, Wichita, May 29th. Alice

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Cooper and Judas Priest in Trust Arena, October

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8th. Diggly Rock, just up the road in Kansas

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City at Grindr's, August 13th. Jerry Cantrell

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supports a solo album, I Want Blood. He will

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be live at Tub Camp Theater in Kansas City, September

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14th. Black Oak Amphitheater, Landon, Missouri,

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May 31st. Bob Cherry and Hinder. How about Tulsa?

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Go see the Toadies at Kane's Ballroom, August

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27th. Or how about the Melvins? Thursday, October

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14th, Canes Ballroom also. Keep listening for

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more updates coming soon. Two douchebags and

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microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

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area. Yeah, yeah, you guys got dumped on down

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there, didn't you? Well, it's not a heavy rain.

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It's a light. Oh. Barely a mist. I mean, it's

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great for the vegetation. Yeah, not so great

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for water skiing. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

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It's that light. You may not even feel it. I'm

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talking about the coldness of the lake. We've

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not had that. Yeah. You guys or us up here either

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have not had any warm days in a row to warm the

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water up. The reason I know this is because I

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got the pool cover off with some help from some

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friends, and I took my finger in there. Oh, it

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is freezing. Yeah, well, by the weekend, we're

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supposed to get back up in the 80s. Yeah, 85,

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86 is what I saw. That's good with me. I'll take

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it. Personally, I don't get into water, whether

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it's a lake, lake or swimming pool, unless it's

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heated, until about Fourth of July. Water is

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just too cold for me. Usually when I start to

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pull up, the first couple of weeks is just getting

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in there just enough to vacuum it and then getting

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the hell out of there. And then usually it really

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doesn't kick in very well until probably mid

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-June or around June 20th is usually when it

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starts warming up enough. But anyhow. So, Rob,

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did you hear? I just had around the 4th of July.

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Yeah, you're right. You're right. June 20th,

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you are going to hear fireworks, so that is actually

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fireworks season, the 4th of July, so you're

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right. Have you listened to the new podcast that

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I put up? Unfortunately, no, I have not. I have

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not. Okay. I have had a busy Memorial Day weekend.

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Okay. Well, I want some feedback because there

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are some surprises on there that I think you're

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going to love. I will listen to it in the morning

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and I will get back with you. Okay. Do so. I'm

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telling you. I promise. Okay. Okay. I've been

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everything from going to Oklahoma and back to

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Fairgrove and back to babysitting my son's dog,

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to cleaning my carpets. Yeah. I've been busy

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for three days. Now I'm back to work. Okay. All

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right. No, I get it. I know. I get the busy thing,

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too. So I hear what you're saying. And no, I

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was just wondering if you heard it, because I

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want a little feedback from you. Yeah, and like

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I said, normally I could, but tonight I can't,

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brother. No, that's fine. I get too busy. Do

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it in the morning. That's cool. You know the

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feeling. You know the feeling. How did you like

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that fuckhammer flyer? Oh, I love that. Oh, God.

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He has another one that later on we produced

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better ones. That was the first one we ever came

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up with. And I remember now really well, the

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owner of the Lone Star, or actually the bouncer.

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You're going to cost me to get one. What? I'll

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give you one. I'll print it off. Yeah, I want

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one, man. I remember very well now, Lone Star

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used to have a huge bouncer there, and he didn't

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give a shit. That is a fake show. People come

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up there and go, hey, is Fuckhammer playing?

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No, get the fuck out of here, dumbass. You know,

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he didn't care. The Hurricane, whenever I put

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their name on the bill, they were the ones that

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were outraged. They were pissed off. They didn't

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want people walking up to them asking for Fuckhammer.

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I remember, yeah, the Hurricane. I don't think

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they're there anymore. I'm not for sure. Well,

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the Lone Star isn't either. But anyhow, I remember

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those were the guys that were out to get us.

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They're like, yeah, you see those guys, you fucking

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bring them here. Yeah, see, I remember when Lone

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Star opened. I was going to Lone Star when it

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first opened. Yeah, I loved that bar, too. It

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was great. Oh, my God, it took forever to get

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to it because it was packed all the time. Oh,

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I know. To get to the damn crapper, it'd take

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10 minutes, and it wasn't that big of a bar.

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Yeah, and if there was a line, it was another

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20 minutes. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. I remember

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the one time I walked in there, and I seen the

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guy laying on the ground with half of his face

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in the urinal. Because, remember, they're the

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stand -up urinals, almost life -size, goes from

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the ground all the way up. I just, like, grabbed

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the top of his... actually the bottom of his

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jeans and pulled him back a little bit, but I

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wasn't touching him. He was just fucking covered

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in piss. I just, I just pulled him out enough

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to where he wouldn't drown. And I told somebody

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up front, I think I told Gilligan, I think a

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guy's name was Gilligan. Um, that, that like,

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It was like the house guy that ran around doing

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everything. And I was like, hey, Gilligan, the

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guy in there laying on the ground doesn't look

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too good. Maybe you might go in there and see

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what you can do. So anyhow, it's okay. Rob, did

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you know that there's a number of people donating

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their body to science? It has skyrocketed in

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the past few years. Okay, I think... I believe

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it. Okay. Well, I guess... There is no... There

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is no... I believe it. Okay. It is because of

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the high funeral prices. The research companies

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will usually, after they're done, cremate you

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and box your ashes up and give it back to your

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family at no charge. So people are doing this

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because they can't afford it. Yes. Okay. No,

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I get exactly what you're saying. I do. Yeah.

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I know a lot of people that are doing it. Rob,

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I dare you to mess with your kids and tell them

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that due to high funeral costs, you're donating

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your body to a taxidermy outfit. Like, tell them

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this. Hey, they're going to stuff my head, but

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you'll have the rest of my body cremated and

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sent to them in a nice decorative box. Okay,

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well, it's a little late, man. Why? Oh, y 'all

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ready? Two weeks ago, I told them I was buying

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a couple funeral plots over on the tear. Oh,

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damn it. Tell them you changed your mind. I do

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it myself, but nobody believed me. They just

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feel like, get out of here. Go, you know. And

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then I'd be like, you know, all dejected, going,

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no one believes me. And then I'd think, well,

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I wouldn't believe me. I don't want to be on

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a fireplace. I don't want to be in the ground,

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you know. I'm, you know. I don't know. It's a

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toss -up, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's everybody's

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personal preference. We get that. Yeah, but think

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about it. I would rather be 650 whole. I don't

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want to be cremated. I want to be buried. But

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if you told them a taxidermy, you could say,

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hey, they're going to stuff my head, and you

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can come visit me any time, Monday through Friday,

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6 to 8. No, I've already warned my kids. seriously

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thought of. Yeah, taxidermy. I think it's illegal.

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One of my kids is going to stand me up in the

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corner in their living room. Oh my gosh. I will

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haunt them forever. It's kind of like, yeah,

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it's kind of like stand me up next to the jukebox

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when I die, the old country song. I remember

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that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Leave me there.

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I'll be good. Only play cool songs. Play cool

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songs. That's it. That's all I ask. Tommy Lee

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and his wife of six years, Brittany Furlan, have

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reportedly split up. The split is rumored to

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be over his excessive drinking. So, I gotta say

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this. Glass houses, asshole. And I'm talking

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about Tommy Lee. Now, if someone gets their little

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ruffles feathered, because I'm not defending

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the president. I'm just saying, what a hypocrite

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Tommy Lee is. But if you get your little feathers

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ruffled, so be it, okay? Go fucking suck it up,

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look in the mirror and go, I can get through

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this, okay? So anyhow, I'm not defending the

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president or supporting whatever or anything

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like that, all that fucking good shit because

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people can't take anything anymore. Get their

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little feelings hurt. Tommy Lee had a statement

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a year ago and it was to President Trump. It

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was, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Well

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then, Mr. Music Performer, stay in your own fucking

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lane. Shut up and play. It's all backtracking

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now anyhow, so he's not even fucking playing

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on the stage. They show it on YouTube all the

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time. You've probably ruined your only talent

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in life. You know, he was a great drummer, but

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I'm pretty sure it's probably ruined now. He's

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probably because he's a fucking idiot, in my

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opinion. So, you know, Trump should repost that

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article on X. You know, Tommy Lee is such a lowbrow

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moron, you know. So, anyhow. Oh, yeah. I mean,

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really. Brian's been made up with drugs. Yeah,

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yep. Okay, you see what I mean, though? He comes

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out with a statement. Like that, against the

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President of the United States. And, I mean...

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Yeah, you're stupid for doing that to begin with.

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Yes, yes. Because then you open yourself up to

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criticism, so now people are seeing this and

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going, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, hang

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on, Tommy, hang on, hang on a second. You were

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saying, what the fuck is wrong with you? Well,

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we're kind of wondering what the fuck is wrong

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with you. So... Yeah. Yeah, so I'm saying glass

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houses, and this is what I'm saying, and I say

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it to all the musicians. Shut your fucking mouth

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and play. And if you can't do that, then go somewhere.

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Get out. Go. I don't want to hear your political

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opinion ever. Ever. It doesn't mean anything

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to me. I don't think you're smart enough to have

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one. You fucking play an instrument. Shut up

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and get the fuck out of here. Either play or

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don't. But don't try to tell me how I need to

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feel like the Bonos of the world and the Eddie

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Vedders and all those fucks. I don't care what

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you think. I don't care what you think we need

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to do. So, anyhow, Rob, you got anything to add

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to that? I'm done with it now. I can't add anything

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to that. Yeah, I mean... No, no, no, but honestly,

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you said it the way it should be said. I mean,

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these artists come in and try to tell us how

00:16:39.539 --> 00:16:42.940
we need to live and how things... Who the fuck

00:16:42.940 --> 00:16:46.460
are you? Yeah, it burns my ass. It's like because

00:16:46.460 --> 00:16:49.539
people want to hear your music, you think they

00:16:49.539 --> 00:16:51.720
want to hear your... All you're going to do is

00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:55.059
try to write a hit song about it if you can change

00:16:55.059 --> 00:16:58.039
the world. Yes. So far, nobody's changed the

00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:01.059
world yet. Yeah, while you're going from city

00:17:01.059 --> 00:17:04.779
to city in your jet, your jet, your fucking private

00:17:04.779 --> 00:17:08.349
jet. Right? Yeah. Private jet that takes more

00:17:08.349 --> 00:17:12.269
fuel than my car will in one week than my car

00:17:12.269 --> 00:17:15.849
will in probably 20 years. More pollution, too.

00:17:16.069 --> 00:17:18.789
While you're sitting there complaining about

00:17:18.789 --> 00:17:21.950
emissions. Yes. Yeah. I don't want to hear it.

00:17:21.950 --> 00:17:24.130
Self -righteous. Yeah, we're not going to mention

00:17:24.130 --> 00:17:28.490
any names on that one. No. Everybody knows who's

00:17:28.490 --> 00:17:31.230
been in the end. Everybody knows. So, you know

00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:33.369
what? I mean, they're self -righteous assholes.

00:17:34.839 --> 00:17:38.960
And that's why a great reason that, I mean, I

00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:41.500
love old music and stuff like that, but a lot

00:17:41.500 --> 00:17:43.920
of the newer stuff, like the newer Motley Crue

00:17:43.920 --> 00:17:46.460
stuff, Nikki Sixx is an idiot too, in my opinion.

00:17:46.539 --> 00:17:49.539
Him and Tommy Lee are both morons, in my opinion.

00:17:49.700 --> 00:17:52.359
And Vince Neil is just a fucking beach ball,

00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:58.000
you know? But Vince Neil is smart enough to not

00:17:58.000 --> 00:18:01.380
say anything. Those two always got their mouth

00:18:01.380 --> 00:18:03.759
open. He's been a beach ball. What the hell are

00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:06.460
you talking about? Well, he used to be a skinny

00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:10.099
beach ball. Now he's not. That's a good point.

00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:13.640
Yes. Now he's a blown up beach ball. Yeah. And

00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:17.099
I thought Jim Dandy aged horrible. I don't know.

00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:23.259
I don't know. Maxwell Rose looks like Mickey

00:18:23.259 --> 00:18:25.980
Rourke. Are you kidding me? He does. He also

00:18:25.980 --> 00:18:28.880
looks like Buster Brown and the Dutch boy paint

00:18:28.880 --> 00:18:31.019
guy. It depends on what haircut he's wearing

00:18:31.019 --> 00:18:35.680
that day. more Mickey Rourke. He does look like

00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:40.599
Mickey Rourke. With the wrinkles and shit. Yes.

00:18:41.779 --> 00:18:44.019
There's an online petition, you can look this

00:18:44.019 --> 00:18:50.259
up, that is demanding he grows his hair. They're

00:18:50.259 --> 00:18:52.259
like, dude, you cannot look like Mickey Rourke.

00:18:52.380 --> 00:18:59.380
Stop it. Oh, okay. Hey, Rob, you remember Cosmax?

00:19:01.099 --> 00:19:05.329
The McDonald's thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:19:05.410 --> 00:19:07.069
we've talked about them. Yeah, we've talked about

00:19:07.069 --> 00:19:10.009
them several times. I've never seen one. Well,

00:19:10.130 --> 00:19:13.289
there's a good reason. They were the new McDonald's,

00:19:13.289 --> 00:19:15.029
in case someone doesn't know, they're the new

00:19:15.029 --> 00:19:18.569
McDonald's evolution into Gen Zers. Well, it

00:19:18.569 --> 00:19:20.710
appears that all the Mac stores, CosMac stores

00:19:20.710 --> 00:19:24.910
are closing, Rob. All five of them. Five of them.

00:19:25.769 --> 00:19:28.829
Five of them. It's been out, what, four years?

00:19:29.069 --> 00:19:31.809
And there's only five CosMac stores, and every

00:19:31.809 --> 00:19:35.650
one of them. It's been 40 years, man. We just

00:19:35.650 --> 00:19:38.630
reported on it like last year. Oh, you know what?

00:19:38.670 --> 00:19:41.910
You're right. Okay, five stores, and they're

00:19:41.910 --> 00:19:45.049
all closing. Four in Texas, and then one, I think,

00:19:45.069 --> 00:19:48.089
in Illinois. Every one of them are closing. You

00:19:48.089 --> 00:19:50.769
know, I'm guessing their gimmick snack and coffee

00:19:50.769 --> 00:19:54.250
thing was, it was so outrageously priced. And

00:19:54.250 --> 00:19:57.690
we all know Gen Z. And their weird -ass sandwiches.

00:19:58.250 --> 00:20:01.839
Yeah, yeah, those didn't. Yeah. Even a Gen Zer

00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.640
would think that looked gross. Pretty sure. I

00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:07.799
would rather go to McDonald's and get a breakfast

00:20:07.799 --> 00:20:11.799
burrito. Yeah, me too. If I was going to go McDonald's

00:20:11.799 --> 00:20:13.799
route, I would too. I agree with you, Rob. This

00:20:13.799 --> 00:20:16.500
stuff, no. You know, and everybody knows Gen

00:20:16.500 --> 00:20:19.200
Zer's extra capital all goes to Starbucks only.

00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:23.700
That's it. Any extra money, they go, it goes

00:20:23.700 --> 00:20:27.079
to Starbucks. We all know this. So, McD's, get

00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:29.779
off the tip. You're not a Gen Zer food. I don't

00:20:29.779 --> 00:20:32.670
know. I don't know. Scooters is going to be a

00:20:32.670 --> 00:20:35.630
big thing. Oh, I love Scooters. Oh, Scooters

00:20:35.630 --> 00:20:38.410
is great coffee. We have one here, too. Oh, hell,

00:20:38.509 --> 00:20:42.049
that's the only place Shannon goes. Scooters

00:20:42.049 --> 00:20:44.769
is awesome. Do you know what she likes there?

00:20:44.849 --> 00:20:47.170
They have a peanut butter one. Now, this is if

00:20:47.170 --> 00:20:49.509
I'm in the mood for a shake, not a real coffee.

00:20:50.109 --> 00:20:53.910
Okay. No, she goes for the coffee. Yeah, I like

00:20:53.910 --> 00:20:55.849
their coffee. I like their brewed coffee and

00:20:55.849 --> 00:20:59.670
their iced coffee really well. Yeah, they have

00:20:59.670 --> 00:21:01.609
exploded everywhere. They're all over the city,

00:21:01.630 --> 00:21:04.269
too, now. And they're doing very well. They're

00:21:04.269 --> 00:21:06.650
battling Starbucks very well. And they have that

00:21:06.650 --> 00:21:08.329
neat drive -thru. You know, they're all drive

00:21:08.329 --> 00:21:11.250
-thrus. And they're really easy to get in and

00:21:11.250 --> 00:21:14.029
out. Our problem with Starbucks is, to get to

00:21:14.029 --> 00:21:17.829
Starbucks, we have to go clear to the far side

00:21:17.829 --> 00:21:20.910
of Osage Beach. There's only one? It's like a

00:21:20.910 --> 00:21:23.809
20 -minute drive from here. Yeah, one Starbucks.

00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:26.609
Go to Scooters. I like Scooters better anyhow.

00:21:26.970 --> 00:21:32.150
Yeah, Scooters is right here in Campton. Scooters

00:21:32.150 --> 00:21:34.450
is smart. Yeah. They're getting all of Campton's

00:21:34.450 --> 00:21:37.970
business. It's like five minutes from here. That's

00:21:37.970 --> 00:21:44.210
good. Cool. Hey, you remember that internet comedy

00:21:44.210 --> 00:21:46.849
channel that wanted to use some of our material?

00:21:48.740 --> 00:21:51.920
Yes. Okay, well, here's a little update on it.

00:21:52.220 --> 00:21:57.420
I called the most helpful attorney that I've

00:21:57.420 --> 00:22:00.400
used ever, Rich. He said if I sent him a copy

00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.839
of the contract, he would have to bill me, but

00:22:02.839 --> 00:22:04.880
I could read it to him over the phone and he'd

00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:07.539
give me advice on it at no charge. So that's

00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:10.759
what I did. First off, he said that the contract

00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:14.200
looked like a fifth grader wrote it up. And he

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:17.140
also said consent to waiving ad revenue with

00:22:17.140 --> 00:22:21.190
no limits placed. is complete idiocy. The guy

00:22:21.190 --> 00:22:24.990
could take our revenue at any time anyway, the

00:22:24.990 --> 00:22:30.769
way it's written. Okay, so I called the channel

00:22:30.769 --> 00:22:34.630
guy back and told him what was up. He got real

00:22:34.630 --> 00:22:36.730
angry. He said he was trying to help the little

00:22:36.730 --> 00:22:39.309
guy. He was outraged. We were questioning him

00:22:39.309 --> 00:22:41.349
and he was doing us a favor and all this stuff.

00:22:41.589 --> 00:22:43.529
So I said, hang on a minute, hang on a minute.

00:22:43.630 --> 00:22:51.049
I go, how many listeners do you have? You don't

00:22:51.049 --> 00:22:53.069
download like we do because it's a continuous

00:22:53.069 --> 00:22:55.190
stream. How many listeners do you have? He wouldn't

00:22:55.190 --> 00:22:57.809
answer me. And I go, how do you know we're the

00:22:57.809 --> 00:23:00.529
little guy? I think you might be the little guy

00:23:00.529 --> 00:23:04.349
and you need us more than you need us. You need

00:23:04.349 --> 00:23:09.250
us more than we need you. We have emails from

00:23:09.250 --> 00:23:14.819
Brussels. Yeah, I ended up telling him to go

00:23:14.819 --> 00:23:17.619
fuck himself. I mean, you know, that shit about

00:23:17.619 --> 00:23:20.380
getting mad, you know, I was going to cross -promote

00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:23.759
his channel, but not now. Not us getting a big

00:23:23.759 --> 00:23:28.740
hit. Well, man, like Rich, my attorney, pointed

00:23:28.740 --> 00:23:31.599
out, he said there's no limits to it. He said

00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:34.559
it's like a fifth grader wrote it. So, you know,

00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:39.259
we signed that, and he could do about anything.

00:23:39.740 --> 00:23:42.019
With ad revenue, potential ad revenue. And that

00:23:42.019 --> 00:23:47.819
is not what we want. No. And, you know, you know

00:23:47.819 --> 00:23:51.079
what? Screw him. He's an idiot, you know. And

00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.299
the fact that he got so pissed off about it tells

00:23:53.299 --> 00:23:56.720
me something there, you know. He should have

00:23:56.720 --> 00:23:58.259
been like, hey, good luck, guys. You know, you

00:23:58.259 --> 00:24:00.619
want to cross promote? That's what I was going

00:24:00.619 --> 00:24:03.099
to ask him. I was going to say, hey, we'll mention

00:24:03.099 --> 00:24:06.539
you all the time on us. And you mention us all

00:24:06.539 --> 00:24:10.150
the time on you. Yeah, like we've done a couple

00:24:10.150 --> 00:24:12.809
different people. Yeah, and I was like, I was

00:24:12.809 --> 00:24:14.990
going to do that, and then he got all stupid

00:24:14.990 --> 00:24:16.549
on me. I was like, you know what? No, I don't

00:24:16.549 --> 00:24:20.329
want anything to do with this guy. So... And

00:24:20.329 --> 00:24:24.130
anyhow, his... I've had nothing to do with him,

00:24:24.130 --> 00:24:28.730
and I'm not even interested. Well, his stream...

00:24:28.730 --> 00:24:31.410
Not at that. His stream is down all the time,

00:24:31.430 --> 00:24:33.509
anyhow. He's going to end up just... He's going

00:24:33.509 --> 00:24:35.890
to shut it down. He can't ever... His stream's

00:24:35.890 --> 00:24:39.109
down? He doesn't have the personnel, is my opinion.

00:24:39.569 --> 00:24:41.549
He doesn't have the personnel to keep it going.

00:24:41.710 --> 00:24:45.869
I know. So, anyhow, I think he needed us more

00:24:45.869 --> 00:24:49.190
than we needed him, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, if

00:24:49.190 --> 00:24:52.210
we're down, it's because of us. Yeah, and then

00:24:52.210 --> 00:24:55.529
he acted like he was doing us a favor. Nah. Yeah.

00:24:55.809 --> 00:24:59.769
Yeah. I don't think so, brother. Nope. I'm glad

00:24:59.769 --> 00:25:01.650
you feel the same way, and I didn't have time

00:25:01.650 --> 00:25:03.950
to text you because you were at work. It happened

00:25:03.950 --> 00:25:06.190
really quick, though. No, no, no, that's fine.

00:25:06.309 --> 00:25:09.309
That's fine. I totally appreciate it. I mean,

00:25:09.329 --> 00:25:10.710
I didn't know he was going to get all stupid

00:25:10.710 --> 00:25:14.549
on me. Like I said, I'm in total agreement. Yeah.

00:25:15.130 --> 00:25:20.230
We're not just being douchebags. We're business.

00:25:20.549 --> 00:25:24.789
Yeah, we're talking about a long time. We don't

00:25:24.789 --> 00:25:29.980
want people to steal our shit. No. No, and you

00:25:29.980 --> 00:25:31.839
know what? I mean, he may have not meant anything

00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:34.339
like that at all, but the fact is, is it could

00:25:34.339 --> 00:25:38.339
work out like that. Yeah, at any given point,

00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:41.119
he could take it. What if he sold it? We're not

00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:43.880
doing it. What if he sold it? All it would take,

00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:47.900
yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. All

00:25:47.900 --> 00:25:51.500
it would take would be us having a bad word with

00:25:51.500 --> 00:25:56.839
him, and we're fucking after right here where

00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:00.369
we are. Well, he obviously has a temper, so anyhow.

00:26:00.609 --> 00:26:03.410
You know, I'm glad we're done with that. I don't

00:26:03.410 --> 00:26:06.369
want to deal with it. No, our stuff is not going

00:26:06.369 --> 00:26:11.690
to be on his platform ever. Akron, Ohio had a

00:26:11.690 --> 00:26:16.410
first, Rob. I've been out in the yard all day.

00:26:16.430 --> 00:26:19.190
I've got allergies. Yeah, a raccoon smoking meth

00:26:19.190 --> 00:26:24.210
in the front seat of a vehicle. Did you see that?

00:26:25.289 --> 00:26:31.509
This happened probably about a week ago, but

00:26:31.509 --> 00:26:34.210
I just now got to it. Chewy the pet raccoon was

00:26:34.210 --> 00:26:36.970
obviously a victim of bad parenting. Chewy got

00:26:36.970 --> 00:26:39.670
into his mom's stash while she was busy dealing

00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:42.809
with an arrest warrant situation. I hope Chewy

00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:50.440
goes up for adoption, don't you? He needs to

00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:55.180
go to Hollywood. Yeah, he does. He needs to go

00:26:55.180 --> 00:26:59.640
star in movies. Well, she was dealing with an

00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:03.539
arrest warrant. What happened? He's going through

00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:05.819
her purse and grabbing her meth and smoking it.

00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:10.140
Yeah, and they actually showed they have him

00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:16.339
on videos with the meth pipe in his mouth. Oh,

00:27:16.339 --> 00:27:18.670
my God. You know, that's hilarious. You know,

00:27:18.710 --> 00:27:22.490
you always say you can't write this shit. That's

00:27:22.490 --> 00:27:24.730
what they're referring to. That right there.

00:27:24.769 --> 00:27:28.529
Oh, dude. No, I have three or four different

00:27:28.529 --> 00:27:31.910
stories saved about that same thing. Yeah, that

00:27:31.910 --> 00:27:37.210
ain't no made -up shit there. No, I agree. I

00:27:37.210 --> 00:27:43.009
agree. Yeah, there's no way in a million years

00:27:43.009 --> 00:27:47.799
I thought a raccoon would... imitate a woman

00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:52.059
smoking meth by watching her but you know every

00:27:52.059 --> 00:27:56.819
day you learn something so um don't masturbate

00:27:56.819 --> 00:28:03.460
around raccoons that's what i learned no no no

00:28:03.460 --> 00:28:07.039
no that would be great that would be funny to

00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:12.849
watch little fucking arms is going No, no, you

00:28:12.849 --> 00:28:15.289
do need to. You do need to masturbate around

00:28:15.289 --> 00:28:20.829
raccoons. Yeah, we need that kind of entertainment

00:28:20.829 --> 00:28:23.809
in our lives these days. And then you can just,

00:28:23.849 --> 00:28:26.730
let's say you're sitting in an office of some

00:28:26.730 --> 00:28:28.950
sort. You got to get a title or something. And

00:28:28.950 --> 00:28:31.470
all of a sudden you go, you know, have you heard

00:28:31.470 --> 00:28:33.430
about those raccoons walking around masturbating?

00:28:33.490 --> 00:28:35.589
Yeah, I know, man. What the hell? How'd they

00:28:35.589 --> 00:28:37.789
learn that shit? And I'm over there in the corner.

00:28:40.650 --> 00:28:45.750
Then I'll chime in, yeah, isn't that weird? So,

00:28:45.809 --> 00:28:50.450
anyhow. Holly LaFavors, LaFavors, not Flavors.

00:28:51.710 --> 00:28:53.970
Gosh, my allergies. I apologize. I don't have

00:28:53.970 --> 00:28:57.569
the cough button. We're cheap here. Holly LaFavors

00:28:57.569 --> 00:29:01.490
of Lexican, Kentucky. I do. I know you do. Yeah,

00:29:02.250 --> 00:29:05.329
I have a cough button. Well, I could, but it

00:29:05.329 --> 00:29:07.650
would shut the whole shit show down. For now.

00:29:08.049 --> 00:29:11.960
Okay. Later on when I get better equipment, I'm

00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:15.720
sure I can do something, rig something up to

00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:18.519
have some sort of a cough button. But until then,

00:29:18.539 --> 00:29:21.019
you're going to hear me cough. Holly LaFavors

00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:23.579
of Lexington, Kentucky tried to cancel an Amazon

00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:28.019
order her son placed when he got hot on her phone.

00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.099
Liam, her second grade son, ordered 30 large

00:29:33.099 --> 00:29:38.039
cases of Dum Dum Suckers. You know, I'm thinking

00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:41.759
the only dum -dum there is the mom. You let a

00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:46.220
second grader get on your phone? 4 ,000 worth

00:29:46.220 --> 00:29:51.960
of lollipops. 2 ,340 suckers per box. That's

00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:57.000
one big sucker. The mom. Her son said he was

00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.460
ordering for his carnival he planned on having.

00:30:04.299 --> 00:30:08.319
He had big plans. Yes, he had big plans. He's

00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:14.299
going to have his carnival. Well, at least he

00:30:14.299 --> 00:30:19.319
didn't get Harambe killed. You know? Yeah, I'm

00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:23.799
sorry. I got to put that promo in. I haven't

00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:29.099
done it in a couple of shows. I apologize. We

00:30:29.099 --> 00:30:34.309
need to constantly remember Harambe. And we also

00:30:34.309 --> 00:30:37.809
need to honor the heritage, Dicks Out for Harambe.

00:30:39.369 --> 00:30:43.410
Did you know about that? Did you ever hear about,

00:30:43.529 --> 00:30:46.369
okay, yeah. I think it's like the weather channels

00:30:46.369 --> 00:30:48.470
down there filming a hurricane and a bunch of

00:30:48.470 --> 00:30:52.670
college guys come running by naked and screaming

00:30:52.670 --> 00:30:57.369
Dicks Out for Harambe. So that's pretty much

00:30:57.369 --> 00:31:01.390
how all this Harambe stuff started. Okay, anyhow,

00:31:01.589 --> 00:31:04.160
Amazon gave a full refund. I was hoping they

00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:06.279
wouldn't. Then she would really have to beat

00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:09.640
the little shit's ass. You know, make him eat

00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:11.819
suckers every night for dinner and save his meal

00:31:11.819 --> 00:31:16.079
money up to recoup the loss, right? Yeah, there

00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.099
you are having some really delicious pot roast.

00:31:18.700 --> 00:31:28.259
Okay, go ahead. Okay. Oh, he'd love that, actually.

00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:35.380
Okay. Yeah, and then you get in trouble for being

00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:38.119
a bad parent. Yeah, and actually, really, it's

00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:40.779
not his fault. You give your kid your phone.

00:31:41.059 --> 00:31:44.160
No, it's your fault for not watching your damn

00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:48.359
credit card. Yes, yes, yeah. Especially when

00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:50.339
you have everything attached to Google or Apple,

00:31:50.460 --> 00:31:53.279
you know. All your numbers are in there. Yeah,

00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:58.740
so. Anyhow, I need to get one of those wallets

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:03.240
that you can't. the magnetic strip can't penetrate

00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:05.619
through because there's been a lot of instances

00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:08.420
where people just walk by and you know, the tap,

00:32:08.619 --> 00:32:12.039
it will tap their credit card for something and

00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:14.980
you'll pay for someone else's stuff. So yeah.

00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:19.200
And the thing don't even leave your pocket. Yeah,

00:32:19.299 --> 00:32:23.079
exactly. Yeah. Yeah. They make like the metal

00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:26.700
wallets now. Yeah. I need to get one of them.

00:32:26.940 --> 00:32:33.839
So I think I'm going to too. Cool. Anyhow, that's

00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:37.259
all I've got for this segment. So, Rob, we turn

00:32:37.259 --> 00:32:43.740
to you. Okay, I'm going to go to a sad day. I'm

00:32:43.740 --> 00:32:46.460
going to bring us there. I know, I know, I know.

00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:48.519
I thought of you when I read the news. You know

00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:55.299
exactly where I'm going. Yeah. Okay, while the

00:32:55.299 --> 00:32:58.559
original Duck Dynasty aired its final episode

00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:03.309
in 2000... the Robertsons are back in Duck Dynasty

00:33:03.309 --> 00:33:08.210
The Revival, premiering on June 1st on A &E.

00:33:08.789 --> 00:33:12.269
The new series will focus on Duck Commander CEO

00:33:12.269 --> 00:33:16.450
Willie Robertson, as well as his business partner

00:33:16.450 --> 00:33:20.309
and wife, Corey, and their family. Unfortunately,

00:33:20.450 --> 00:33:24.230
just ahead of the series premiere, the Robertsons

00:33:24.230 --> 00:33:32.000
have suffered a major loss The coolest one. Family

00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:38.339
patriarch, the founder of Duck Commander, the

00:33:38.339 --> 00:33:45.099
dad. Yep. The news was shared via social media

00:33:45.099 --> 00:33:49.400
on Sunday, May 25th, about half an hour after

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.599
it was announced he'd been diagnosed with Alzheimer's

00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:57.890
disease. Or half a year, not half an hour. Okay.

00:33:58.049 --> 00:34:04.289
At least he wouldn't remember dying, right? Too

00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:09.409
soon? Okay. He lived a decent life. Okay. I'm

00:34:09.409 --> 00:34:11.730
sorry. I'm sorry, Rob. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:34:12.210 --> 00:34:14.969
I'm done. I'm done. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Rob.

00:34:15.730 --> 00:34:26.300
Too soon. season was filming ahead of Phil Roberts'

00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:31.079
death and was likely feature appearances from

00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:33.639
many members of the family. Good news for fans

00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:37.539
who have been missing Duck Dynasty. Well, also

00:34:37.539 --> 00:34:45.480
in this article, it gives the Duck Dynasty members

00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:54.059
net worth. Okay. Okay, Willie's son, John Luke.

00:34:54.280 --> 00:35:04.059
Mm -hmm. His net worth is $800 ,000. Okay. He's

00:35:04.059 --> 00:35:07.280
nearly 30 years old, and he still married his

00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.800
wife, Mary Kate, that he married in 2015 on the

00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:13.659
show. I mean, $800 ,000 is not that much. He's

00:35:13.659 --> 00:35:15.920
living pretty meager. Oh, shit. Now he's got

00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.139
three kids. Yeah. Yeah, he's really... Lower

00:35:20.139 --> 00:35:26.780
middle class, probably. Anyhow, go ahead. Okay,

00:35:26.820 --> 00:35:34.719
and Sadie Robertson Huff, which is Willie's daughter,

00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:41.199
John Luke's sister. She's in her late 20s, married

00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:45.440
to Christian Huff, and the pair have two children.

00:35:48.110 --> 00:35:55.650
She's been on Dancing with the Stars and recorded

00:35:55.650 --> 00:35:59.730
a duet with country artist Alison Krauss. I did

00:35:59.730 --> 00:36:02.710
not know that. I didn't know that either. She's

00:36:02.710 --> 00:36:04.909
doing all that stuff with Robert Plant. I had

00:36:04.909 --> 00:36:09.849
no idea she did that with her. Okay, well, Sadie's

00:36:09.849 --> 00:36:14.969
network is one million. Okay, that's a little

00:36:14.969 --> 00:36:21.269
bit better. But still not like I thought. Willie's

00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:26.250
brother, Jace, and his wife, Missy, who have

00:36:26.250 --> 00:36:32.349
the kids, Reed, Cole, and Mia, earn at work $8

00:36:32.349 --> 00:36:38.130
million. Wow. Okay. Now, why does it say why

00:36:38.130 --> 00:36:45.190
that is? Well, he works on the manufacturing

00:36:45.190 --> 00:36:51.780
side. I don't know. Okay. All right, maybe he

00:36:51.780 --> 00:36:56.559
had good investments. Who knows? Oh, he restored

00:36:56.559 --> 00:37:01.300
a 19th century building to use as an event venue.

00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:07.079
Oh, okay. Yeah, see, there may be work more,

00:37:07.179 --> 00:37:10.840
but they keep investing. Yeah, yeah, that makes

00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.900
sense. Yeah, and his wife, Missy, is written.

00:37:14.409 --> 00:37:18.469
Multiple books. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Okay.

00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:22.469
I see it now. I see it now. Okay. Oh, here we

00:37:22.469 --> 00:37:31.349
go. Uncle Si. Mm -hmm. Eight million. Pretty

00:37:31.349 --> 00:37:35.570
solid. Okay. Okay. Right here. Right here. Okay.

00:37:35.769 --> 00:37:40.309
I have something up with this report. Okay. You

00:37:40.309 --> 00:37:46.030
heard Jace. They're both worth $8 million, right?

00:37:46.369 --> 00:37:51.670
Yes. Next one is Jeff and Jessica Robertson.

00:37:52.610 --> 00:38:00.710
The younger brother. Okay. That worth $8 million.

00:38:02.570 --> 00:38:05.670
He did good, too. All three of them worth $8

00:38:05.670 --> 00:38:10.909
million. Wow. That's weird. It is, isn't it?

00:38:13.869 --> 00:38:24.670
and Kay Robertson. $25 million. Okay. God rest

00:38:24.670 --> 00:38:28.869
his soul. Yep. I think I know why, because the

00:38:28.869 --> 00:38:31.389
brainchild of that was him, wasn't it, of the

00:38:31.389 --> 00:38:34.369
show? Yeah, he started the company. Well, he

00:38:34.369 --> 00:38:38.050
started the company, Duck Commander. Yeah, that's

00:38:38.050 --> 00:38:41.570
what I thought. Out of the shed. I mean, if you

00:38:41.570 --> 00:38:44.630
watch the shows. He started it out of a shed.

00:38:44.630 --> 00:38:47.110
Out of a shed, yeah, that's right. Well, you

00:38:47.110 --> 00:38:49.349
know what? He deserved all that money, and now,

00:38:49.469 --> 00:38:52.309
you know what? The lower end of the kids, the

00:38:52.309 --> 00:38:54.730
$800 ,000s, it just bumped up to $2 million.

00:38:55.650 --> 00:39:02.590
Right? Okay, and now... Yeah? We get to Willie

00:39:02.590 --> 00:39:09.590
and Corey Robertson. Okay. The now CEO of Duck

00:39:09.590 --> 00:39:25.440
Commander's son. 5 million. Ooh. Wow. Yeah. Because

00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:31.039
he's the CEO? Well, he's CEO, but you gotta realize,

00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:35.000
yeah, they work by the hour like everybody else.

00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:40.880
Uh -huh. But a lot of their stuff comes from

00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.650
merchandise. Yes, that's true. Good point. All

00:39:45.650 --> 00:39:49.289
the duck commander merchandise. Mm -hmm. Yep.

00:39:49.409 --> 00:39:53.849
And they all are in contracts to receive so much

00:39:53.849 --> 00:39:56.769
of. You know what I mean? So, yeah, it fills

00:39:56.769 --> 00:39:59.130
them up. Okay, that makes a lot of sense, Rob.

00:39:59.969 --> 00:40:01.929
Makes a lot of sense. That's sad. Wally Roberts'

00:40:02.130 --> 00:40:05.190
sons work more than me, and I'm 56 years old.

00:40:07.849 --> 00:40:12.070
That's the way it happens. All right. Thank you,

00:40:12.070 --> 00:40:16.010
Rob. Is that all of them? Yeah, that's all I

00:40:16.010 --> 00:40:19.389
had on that. Okay. You want to go to emails after

00:40:19.389 --> 00:40:23.369
we take a break? Sounds good. All right. We'll

00:40:23.369 --> 00:40:43.219
be right back. First world problems. What in

00:40:43.219 --> 00:40:46.480
the devil? My bank is really out of calendars.

00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:48.880
What do they expect me to do? Go to Walmart and

00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.679
buy a $3 calendar? This is complete bullshit.

00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:55.739
I am outraged. Ms. Gulkenstein was tired of Mark

00:40:55.739 --> 00:40:58.380
and Toe for making sport of her. Little did the

00:40:58.380 --> 00:41:00.900
douchebags know Ms. Gulkenstein was a voodoo

00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:03.760
high priestess when she was younger. She grew

00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:07.519
angry and cast a spell on Rob, changing Rob into

00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:12.280
a capuchin monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo

00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:14.739
so we could be with the other monkeys. Here are

00:41:14.739 --> 00:41:20.039
the adventures of Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh,

00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:24.039
be very quiet. We're going to listen in as Rob,

00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:26.239
the capuchin monkey, tries to sell the rest of

00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:29.280
the capuchin monkeys Amway. Rob has always dreamed

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.920
of becoming a diamond status Amway as a capuchin

00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:56.980
monkey. Little did our hero Rob know. All the

00:41:56.980 --> 00:41:59.400
great apes owned stock in Sam's Club and became

00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:01.739
violently pissed off when he tried to infringe

00:42:01.739 --> 00:42:04.340
on their territory. They promptly grabbed switches

00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:07.179
and beat his ass for three days straight. Rob

00:42:07.179 --> 00:42:09.539
could not sit down. Have you ever wondered what

00:42:09.539 --> 00:42:11.739
something is or not? Have you ever looked at

00:42:11.739 --> 00:42:13.860
something and said, I wonder what the origin

00:42:13.860 --> 00:42:17.579
of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give

00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:22.239
you The Origin Of. This is The Origin of Ketchup

00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:24.780
and Katsup. There's no actual difference between

00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:27.099
ketchup and catsup. There are both two different

00:42:27.099 --> 00:42:29.420
spellings for the same tomato -based condiment.

00:42:29.539 --> 00:42:31.760
The term ketchup is more commonly and widely

00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:34.400
accepted, while catsup is still used in some

00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:36.579
regions, particularly in the south and midwest

00:42:36.579 --> 00:42:39.360
of the United States. Most spellings are correct

00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.639
and refer to the same sweet -sour condiment typically

00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:43.920
made with tomatoes, mangoes, sugar, and spices.

00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:46.639
The word ketchup likely originated from the Chinese

00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:50.119
term qi jia se, a fermented fish sauce. Over

00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.519
time, variations like ketchup spell both ways.

00:42:52.860 --> 00:42:55.079
emerged as the condiment was adapted with Western

00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:04.760
ingredients, including tomatoes. Knob Lake is

00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:07.280
an unincorporated community in southern St. Francis

00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:09.980
County, Missouri, United States. It is located

00:43:09.980 --> 00:43:12.860
on Missouri Route DD, just east of U .S. Route

00:43:12.860 --> 00:43:15.820
67, approximately 8 miles south of Farmington,

00:43:15.860 --> 00:43:18.269
Missouri. Knoblick has a post office with the

00:43:18.269 --> 00:43:21.730
zip code 63651, which has been in operation since

00:43:21.730 --> 00:43:25.010
1870. The community takes its name from nearby

00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:27.690
Knoblick Mountain. In the Ozarks, Knob typically

00:43:27.690 --> 00:43:31.010
refers to an isolated summit, and Wick is a natural

00:43:31.010 --> 00:43:34.329
salt lick or salt spring. The mountain runs across

00:43:34.329 --> 00:43:37.829
U .S. 67. Approximately 80 acres of the summit

00:43:37.829 --> 00:43:39.789
are protected by the Missouri Department of Conservation.

00:43:40.170 --> 00:43:42.389
A gravel road leads to the conservation area,

00:43:42.449 --> 00:43:45.289
which includes a granite clade. picnic facilities,

00:43:45.409 --> 00:43:49.090
and a closed fire lookout tower. 147 was the

00:43:49.090 --> 00:43:52.769
population reported in 2020. You watched the

00:43:52.769 --> 00:43:56.690
news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

00:43:57.210 --> 00:44:00.250
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand

00:44:00.250 --> 00:44:04.769
and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the

00:44:04.769 --> 00:44:10.590
post -apocalypse. Remember, post -apocalypse

00:44:10.590 --> 00:44:15.349
to have a sewage bit. Sewage untreated can result

00:44:15.349 --> 00:44:19.710
in serious illness and other obstacles for your

00:44:19.710 --> 00:44:23.329
family to live well. You also should have some

00:44:23.329 --> 00:44:26.130
chemicals stocked up, maybe bags of chlorine

00:44:26.130 --> 00:44:30.250
or something of such, to sanitize the sewage

00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:41.059
per week. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Does

00:44:41.059 --> 00:44:45.900
a straw have one hole? Or does it have two? I

00:44:45.900 --> 00:45:06.119
may never know. To Douchebags and Microphone,

00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:11.880
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area. Lake of

00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:19.539
the Ozarks. Yeah, Niagara Arm, I'm sorry. I was

00:45:19.539 --> 00:45:32.619
laughing at my next story, dude. Yes, I did.

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:41.530
Oh, no, no. I said those will be Sunday. Okay,

00:45:41.550 --> 00:45:46.130
good. Just so everybody knows, after we got done

00:45:46.130 --> 00:45:49.750
the other night, I had this idea of another list.

00:45:50.690 --> 00:45:55.510
Our top seven angry songs. Yeah. Songs that were

00:45:55.510 --> 00:46:01.190
angry. I love that. Now, Mark, this could be

00:46:01.190 --> 00:46:04.070
songs that keep you fueled up, or it could be

00:46:04.070 --> 00:46:07.570
songs that bring you down. You see, I took it

00:46:07.570 --> 00:46:12.679
as a fuel up like... Like you're mad. Okay. You

00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.340
know what? I'll rethink it again. I have a list,

00:46:15.539 --> 00:46:21.920
but I've been rethinking it. Okay. Yeah, I got

00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:28.260
what you're saying. Okay. All right. I mean,

00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:31.260
there's so many to go through, and the solos

00:46:31.260 --> 00:46:34.280
was not easy either. The solos was hard to do

00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:38.699
again. You know how we thought we had done solos,

00:46:38.699 --> 00:46:41.519
and I swear to God we did. Yeah, I thought so,

00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:44.360
too. I went through all four of my notebooks,

00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:48.400
and I could not find solos. I guess we didn't

00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:49.760
do them. We just thought we did. I found the

00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:53.500
riffs. I found everything else. But I could have

00:46:53.500 --> 00:46:57.659
swore we did solos. That's all right. That's

00:46:57.659 --> 00:47:00.239
all right. Tulsa King will never doubt you again.

00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.519
When I update mine. All right. When I update

00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:06.409
mine. Okay, cool. Well, I love it. I can't believe

00:47:06.409 --> 00:47:08.190
we didn't do it already. I thought we did, but

00:47:08.190 --> 00:47:12.170
I love it. So I had fun doing it. So, all right.

00:47:12.409 --> 00:47:15.650
Actually, it was kind of like a deja vu. Yeah,

00:47:15.690 --> 00:47:20.949
I could have swore we'd done it. Yeah. Oh, well,

00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:23.909
all right. I'm glad we didn't. All right. Hey,

00:47:24.030 --> 00:47:26.090
guys, I'm getting together a GoFundMe for the

00:47:26.090 --> 00:47:29.110
W Highway Little Grand Bridge. This is an old

00:47:29.110 --> 00:47:31.710
stone bridge that's caving in. We're also trying

00:47:31.710 --> 00:47:33.909
to get a Starbucks for the beautiful Lake Freeman

00:47:33.909 --> 00:47:37.130
Massey Creek arm. Mitch on his Blackberry over

00:47:37.130 --> 00:47:41.090
the W Highway Bridge, South Freeman. P .S. The

00:47:41.090 --> 00:47:43.630
Creek to Freeman South is actually Little Grand,

00:47:43.769 --> 00:47:52.630
not South Grand. Is it? Anyhow, alright Mitch,

00:47:52.789 --> 00:47:55.250
I hope you get some money for the W Highway Bridge.

00:47:55.530 --> 00:47:58.079
I know it's horrible. And that's a great idea.

00:47:58.260 --> 00:48:00.760
We'll see what we can do. Yeah, yeah, we'll see.

00:48:01.059 --> 00:48:03.920
So we hope that you get that. Depends on how

00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:08.800
much of a paying ass you are. Well, he finally

00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:14.119
dropped fuck hammers, it seems like. So until

00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:16.679
we post the flyer up and then he'll probably

00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:22.159
go at it again. So, all right. And then. Little

00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:24.500
Grand? Okay, I guess I can believe that. It's

00:48:24.500 --> 00:48:26.139
Little Grand, not the South Grand. Okay, well,

00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:29.039
I'm still saying, you might as well come down

00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:31.280
and spend a weekend with me and see the 9 -1.

00:48:31.940 --> 00:48:36.699
That's right. That's right. Yeah. All right,

00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:41.360
next one. Hey, I'm not trying to be a dick or

00:48:41.360 --> 00:48:45.500
take a dump on you guys, but honestly, your intro

00:48:45.500 --> 00:48:49.099
to Drink of the Week said... I love these. But

00:48:49.099 --> 00:48:53.829
honestly... Your intro to Drink of the Week segment

00:48:53.829 --> 00:48:56.909
is terrible. You guys can do better. Love the

00:48:56.909 --> 00:48:59.769
podcast. Lenny the Brick Eagle. Whatever the

00:48:59.769 --> 00:49:04.630
fuck that is. My first incline was to tell him

00:49:04.630 --> 00:49:08.250
to fuck off. But then, he's right. It is horrible.

00:49:10.590 --> 00:49:20.219
I need to revamp that. Okay, well, he's right.

00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:26.840
I did wonder. No, no, no. I mean, like I said,

00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:29.119
my first thing was to snap at him, and then I

00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:31.940
took a seat, and I was like, wait a minute, hang

00:49:31.940 --> 00:49:36.440
on. Let's make sure there's not some truth to

00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:38.559
it. And actually, he's right. It's horrible.

00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:41.099
I did it in a hurry, and I never thought about

00:49:41.099 --> 00:49:44.039
it again. So I will do that. It will be changed.

00:49:46.420 --> 00:49:50.329
Okay. Rob, I'm looking for an AMC Gremlin dashboard

00:49:50.329 --> 00:49:53.469
in good condition. Thanks in advance, Willie.

00:49:55.789 --> 00:50:00.130
They're not going to let you go. Willie. Yeah.

00:50:01.750 --> 00:50:04.650
Is this Willie from Montrose is what I want to

00:50:04.650 --> 00:50:13.510
know. AMC dashboard. Yes. He did not give it

00:50:13.510 --> 00:50:17.000
here. To a note I just found a while ago, and

00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:21.199
I'm sorry, Mitch. I forgot about your fender

00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:24.820
for an 83 Chevy van. I just found that note.

00:50:25.739 --> 00:50:28.039
Mitch, he's getting on it. He's very sorry. He's

00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:32.960
been busy. Yes, I'm sorry. Well, no, I just ran

00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:38.360
across the note, I believe. And Willie, he's

00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:40.280
going to check on that Gremlin dashboard, but

00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.139
you did not give us a year. Wait, all the Gremlins

00:50:43.139 --> 00:50:45.260
were alike. It didn't matter the year, right?

00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:48.739
It didn't matter the year? The year really shouldn't

00:50:48.739 --> 00:50:50.980
matter. That's why he didn't put a year down.

00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:56.800
Okay. I'll do some research if I will re -ask.

00:50:56.880 --> 00:51:00.960
Yeah, Willie, we may ask for a year, but hopefully

00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:02.980
we can help you with that because those Gremlins

00:51:02.980 --> 00:51:06.960
are terrific cars. They're runners. Yes. My mom

00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:11.000
and dad had one. I have one. Like 73 when they

00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:14.659
first came out. Brand new. Wow. Okay, mine was

00:51:14.659 --> 00:51:16.539
old when I bought it. It wasn't brand new, so.

00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:21.559
Yeah. Rob, how about a recipe calendar? You could

00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:24.019
post for each month in your loincloth with a

00:51:24.019 --> 00:51:35.079
home cooking recipe. Lola in Colorado. To be

00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:37.059
honest, I don't know how to answer this because

00:51:37.059 --> 00:51:40.920
Shannon may listen. Oh. Oh, no, I know how you

00:51:40.920 --> 00:51:47.360
answer this. I doubt she's going to be like Val.

00:51:48.059 --> 00:51:51.940
Okay, doesn't listen. Okay. That's your thing.

00:51:52.139 --> 00:51:55.400
You go for it. Yep, yeah, yeah. That's pretty

00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:59.159
much Val's stance. If I can get away with it,

00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:03.659
I will do it. Okay, there you go. All right.

00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:09.190
And I'll be on sale for $25 .99 a week. Thank

00:52:09.190 --> 00:52:12.469
you for the show. Yes. Yes. Come on. We need,

00:52:12.550 --> 00:52:15.989
you know, we need stationary, people. That costs

00:52:15.989 --> 00:52:18.130
a lot of money. It's out of our money. Yeah.

00:52:18.190 --> 00:52:23.570
Yep. All right. Mark, I love this one. Mark,

00:52:23.630 --> 00:52:26.329
is the drink adios motherfuckers real? Sounds

00:52:26.329 --> 00:52:29.349
like a bad headache and night sweats to me. Ronnie

00:52:29.349 --> 00:52:33.349
and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. P .S. How about your

00:52:33.349 --> 00:52:39.199
top seven scary slash horror slack? I can't talk

00:52:39.199 --> 00:52:43.500
today. Slash movies. Slash movies, hack and slash

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:47.679
movies, B -movies, yes. Oh, fuck, okay, Ronnie.

00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:50.860
Okay, the Adios Motherfuckers drink is real,

00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:53.179
and that's the real ingredients, and they have

00:52:53.179 --> 00:52:55.059
them on cruise ships, and they have them in bars.

00:52:55.460 --> 00:52:59.159
They're designed to get you, bullet train you

00:52:59.159 --> 00:53:02.099
to being fucked up. That's how come they have

00:53:02.099 --> 00:53:03.900
the different liquors in them, so many different

00:53:03.900 --> 00:53:07.969
ones. It's true. I'm not kidding, Ronnie. You

00:53:07.969 --> 00:53:10.889
can look it up yourself. Google it. It's an actual

00:53:10.889 --> 00:53:18.630
drink. Anyhow, and it does sound like a bad headache

00:53:18.630 --> 00:53:22.510
and night sweats to me. All right. Sunday or

00:53:22.510 --> 00:53:25.630
next Tuesday for the top seven scary horror hack

00:53:25.630 --> 00:53:30.690
and slash B movies. Yep. Which one? Sunday or

00:53:30.690 --> 00:53:33.269
Tuesday? Tuesday because Sunday we're going to

00:53:33.269 --> 00:53:38.820
have another list. Yeah, let's go with it Tuesday.

00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:44.440
Okay, there you go, Ronnie. A week from today.

00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:49.739
We have our list coming up Sunday. Yes. Okay,

00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:51.800
there you go, Ronnie. Thank you. And it is a

00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:57.579
real drink. Yes. Oh, go ahead. What? Nothing.

00:53:57.780 --> 00:54:01.920
Oh, okay. All right. Hey, dudes. Ricky from Dodge

00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:04.219
City, Kansas. I'm just checking in and saying

00:54:04.219 --> 00:54:06.519
hello. Everything is fine here except needing

00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:09.380
a little rain. Take care, guys. We still listen.

00:54:09.760 --> 00:54:12.699
I know, this was great. We still listen, even

00:54:12.699 --> 00:54:15.019
the sports and music shows. I'm still waiting

00:54:15.019 --> 00:54:18.179
for the real story podcast. Wow, he remembered

00:54:18.179 --> 00:54:20.920
that. We're going to do one, or we're going to

00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:24.039
do a series of them. Topher and Mark are wanting

00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:26.880
to do. He remembered that. Remember me and Topher

00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:29.179
talking about doing the real story of what happened?

00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:33.980
He remembered that. So I think there's... I think

00:54:33.980 --> 00:54:35.820
there's going to be a lot of interest in it.

00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:38.960
And we're going to tackle some subjects that

00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:41.039
nobody's even thought about. But we're going

00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:44.440
to uncover the real story. Everyone thinks they

00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:46.460
know what happened, but we're going to uncover

00:54:46.460 --> 00:54:52.260
the truth. Mark, I did a term paper on odd occurrences.

00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:55.940
I'm certain you can use most of these for your

00:54:55.940 --> 00:54:59.340
strange but true section. I'm attaching the file.

00:54:59.380 --> 00:55:02.059
Love you guys. Milton in Iowa. Milton, resend

00:55:02.059 --> 00:55:05.710
it. I could not find a file anywhere on that

00:55:05.710 --> 00:55:09.369
email. So please resend it. It sounds good to

00:55:09.369 --> 00:55:11.190
me. I'll use them if they're good. I'll give

00:55:11.190 --> 00:55:16.449
you credit too. So please resend it. And I've

00:55:16.449 --> 00:55:18.489
got a featured email, but we're going to do that

00:55:18.489 --> 00:55:24.250
a little bit later. It's kind of long, but it's

00:55:24.250 --> 00:55:28.449
pretty intriguing. So Rob, we turn it to you.

00:55:36.110 --> 00:55:50.590
Oh shit. Oh, okay. Okay, I'm done. Okay, yeah,

00:55:50.650 --> 00:55:54.349
this is a good one. Alright. That's a weird one.

00:55:56.130 --> 00:55:59.969
A combat veteran who once warned that he was

00:55:59.969 --> 00:56:04.860
trained to eliminate his enemies. allegedly barricade

00:56:04.860 --> 00:56:09.420
himself inside the California home of the Beanie

00:56:09.420 --> 00:56:18.980
Babies CEO. Yes, you heard me right. Although

00:56:18.980 --> 00:56:24.320
Maxwell Faye, 43, was taken into custody by authorities

00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.960
after a standoff with law enforcement on May

00:56:27.960 --> 00:56:31.699
24th, according to a release from the Santa Barbara

00:56:31.699 --> 00:56:36.010
County Sheriff's Office Police said the deputies

00:56:36.010 --> 00:56:39.949
responded to a call from the Montecito home of

00:56:39.949 --> 00:56:44.690
reclusive billionaire Ty Warner, 80, the CEO

00:56:44.690 --> 00:56:50.989
of Beattie Babies. Upon their arrival, deputies

00:56:50.989 --> 00:56:54.809
came upon a gravely injured woman inside the

00:56:54.809 --> 00:57:08.590
home and determined that all... After a crisis

00:57:08.590 --> 00:57:13.349
intervention train, deputy attempted to talk

00:57:13.349 --> 00:57:16.869
Faye out of the bathroom. The suspect attempted

00:57:16.869 --> 00:57:19.869
to escape out the room's second story window.

00:57:20.590 --> 00:57:23.809
He was caught outside the home with the help

00:57:23.809 --> 00:57:27.829
of a canine team and taken into custody. Fido

00:57:27.829 --> 00:58:13.570
got him. Okay. Uh -huh. Oh. Okay, went from a

00:58:13.570 --> 00:58:15.909
funny story to something really bad real quick.

00:58:16.190 --> 00:58:19.789
Okay. Yeah, and I think I'm going to stop it

00:58:19.789 --> 00:58:22.449
right there. Yeah, he broke into his house, beat

00:58:22.449 --> 00:58:27.510
his woman. And actually, it goes on to where

00:58:27.510 --> 00:58:33.309
they're on mental. They're going to try to get

00:58:33.309 --> 00:58:37.889
him out on mental. I hope not. I hope not. I

00:58:37.889 --> 00:58:39.849
mean, I don't care if it is mental. You do that

00:58:39.849 --> 00:58:43.400
to someone, you should knock it out. Bottom line.

00:58:43.760 --> 00:58:48.239
He is currently being held in jail on a $1 million

00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:51.840
bond. Okay, good. After being charged with attempted

00:58:51.840 --> 00:58:56.260
murder, burglary, kidnapping, assault, and resisting

00:58:56.260 --> 00:58:59.539
physical assault. Trying to get him on mental

00:58:59.539 --> 00:59:02.460
and he did all that. Uh -huh. Okay, bullshit.

00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:05.099
Yeah. If there's a fucking judge out there that

00:59:05.099 --> 00:59:07.699
grants him mental, they need to take that judge

00:59:07.699 --> 00:59:11.869
into the mental hospital. Well, he... He may

00:59:11.869 --> 00:59:22.889
have a fight because he was a teacher in a 2014

00:59:22.889 --> 00:59:28.869
article in the San Francisco Chronicle. Yeah,

00:59:28.989 --> 00:59:32.409
he was having mental issues and sounded crazy

00:59:32.409 --> 00:59:38.050
then. Okay. All right. Well, all right. Thank

00:59:38.050 --> 00:59:41.730
you, Rob. And he has a better one. army which

00:59:41.730 --> 00:59:47.610
would be oh okay all right yeah this is me backing

00:59:47.610 --> 00:59:51.769
off all right yeah i'm gonna wait i'm gonna wait

00:59:51.769 --> 00:59:56.789
okay thank you rob is that it yeah that's it

00:59:56.789 --> 01:00:00.110
okay all right i've got this uh email that i'm

01:00:00.110 --> 01:00:01.650
gonna go ahead and tackle then we'll go into

01:00:01.650 --> 01:00:03.849
break and come back with some of your stuff that

01:00:03.849 --> 01:00:07.289
sound okay yeah we're gonna go into the guitar

01:00:07.289 --> 01:00:10.079
solos Oh, shit, yeah. Oh, hey, let's do that

01:00:10.079 --> 01:00:12.659
for... I'm sorry. Forgot all about that. Can

01:00:12.659 --> 01:00:14.840
we do that before we... Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:00:15.139 --> 01:00:17.619
Yep, let's do it. And then when we come back,

01:00:17.619 --> 01:00:20.239
I'll go into... Sorry, Ronnie. Sorry, Ronnie.

01:00:21.579 --> 01:00:25.340
I'm off it tonight. I'm sorry. I had my new tooth

01:00:25.340 --> 01:00:28.139
put in, and I was under anesthesia. It's a busy

01:00:28.139 --> 01:00:31.179
week for all of us. Yeah, yeah. So, anyhow, go

01:00:31.179 --> 01:00:38.059
ahead, Rob. Okay. My top seven... Best guitar

01:00:38.059 --> 01:00:44.519
solos. Number seven, and I hate to put them down

01:00:44.519 --> 01:00:48.980
this far, Freebird by Leonard Skinner. That's

01:00:48.980 --> 01:00:54.920
a great one. But they're on the top seven. Yeah.

01:00:54.960 --> 01:00:57.219
So that shows something to come. That's pretty

01:00:57.219 --> 01:01:03.300
good. That's solid. Number six, I'm going to

01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:06.079
go with All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix.

01:01:06.539 --> 01:01:15.039
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a fantastic solo. Oh.

01:01:16.940 --> 01:01:23.059
Oh, yeah, definitely. Number five, because he

01:01:23.059 --> 01:01:26.920
was ahead of his time, and I think you will agree

01:01:26.920 --> 01:01:32.699
with this one. Johnny Be Good by Chuck Berry.

01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:36.980
Oh, yeah. Yes. He was ahead of his time. Yes,

01:01:36.980 --> 01:01:40.539
he was. I agree. If you don't believe us, watch

01:01:40.539 --> 01:01:44.300
Back to the Future. Michael J. Fox will show

01:01:44.300 --> 01:01:46.300
you everything, how it happened. That's right.

01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:51.099
His cousin was doing a gig, and Michael J. Fox

01:01:51.099 --> 01:01:54.159
came up and said, it's going to be good. And

01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:58.239
his cousin called Chuck Hurd, and that's how

01:01:58.239 --> 01:02:01.480
he made it. It's going to be good. Well -documented

01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:09.210
in history books, yes. Thanks to Hollywood. Yes.

01:02:11.250 --> 01:02:14.909
Okay, number four. And honestly, this is the

01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:17.809
first time this guitarist has been on one of

01:02:17.809 --> 01:02:22.369
my lists. Okay. I've got to go with Eruption

01:02:22.369 --> 01:02:27.849
by Eddie Van Halen. Okay, I know people... Sorry,

01:02:27.849 --> 01:02:31.510
there's something about Eddie... He went... No,

01:02:31.530 --> 01:02:33.559
no, no. He would have made it on mine, but I

01:02:33.559 --> 01:02:36.340
don't consider eruption a solo. It's a piece

01:02:36.340 --> 01:02:40.159
by itself. But, I mean, I guess you can consider

01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:43.159
it a solo. A lot of people do. A lot of people

01:02:43.159 --> 01:02:45.699
think it's one of the best solos ever. I didn't

01:02:45.699 --> 01:02:47.360
put it on mine. A lot of people do, yeah. If

01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.500
I considered it a solo, and I'm not arguing the

01:02:49.500 --> 01:02:53.739
point or nothing, that's fine. If I considered

01:02:53.739 --> 01:02:56.920
it a solo, it would have been on there. So I

01:02:56.920 --> 01:03:00.480
agree with you. It's the parts of it that's a

01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:05.079
solo. with no drums, nobody else. That's the

01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:07.659
way I went. Okay, no, that's cool. Hey, it's

01:03:07.659 --> 01:03:10.019
a great piece, and I can see why you put it there.

01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:16.579
Number three, and this is another sad one. It's

01:03:16.579 --> 01:03:21.719
got to be down a slow, but it's got to be. I've

01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:24.340
got to go with Randy Rhodes for Crazy Train.

01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:30.260
Yeah. I wish I could have him in two or one,

01:03:30.400 --> 01:03:34.280
but... Not on this list. No, that's fine, but

01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:41.860
that's pretty solid. Number two, I'm going with

01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:47.579
another Jimi Hendrix. You can't go wrong. And

01:03:47.579 --> 01:03:53.619
it is the great Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.

01:03:54.159 --> 01:04:00.579
Wow. I guess I caught it. Okay, got it. It is

01:04:00.579 --> 01:04:04.239
iconic, and it started a lot of things. That

01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:09.920
piece that he did right there started the improvising

01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:13.519
a song and making it your own while you know

01:04:13.519 --> 01:04:17.800
what the song is. He did it masterfully. Exactly.

01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:22.820
And he did it live at Woodstock. Yeah. Yep. Ahead

01:04:22.820 --> 01:04:27.239
of his time, too. Jimi Hendrix was. Okay. And

01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:32.739
my number one and will always be my favorite

01:04:32.739 --> 01:04:38.340
guitar solo. Okay. When My Guitar Gently Weeps

01:04:38.340 --> 01:04:46.599
by George Harrison. Man. Yes. Even the melody,

01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:49.280
everything on that song. George Harrison. I always

01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:51.400
heard people dogging George Harrison. Oh, he's

01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.840
not that great at guitars. Bullshit. Bullshit.

01:04:54.920 --> 01:04:57.789
Listen to that song. He's not flashy. Yeah, he

01:04:57.789 --> 01:05:00.650
is such a songwriter. Oh, he's one of the best.

01:05:02.050 --> 01:05:04.230
Thank you, Rob. That's a great list. Well thought

01:05:04.230 --> 01:05:08.630
of. I appreciated that list. Me, number seven,

01:05:08.710 --> 01:05:11.690
I have to go with In the Evening, Led Zeppelin.

01:05:12.030 --> 01:05:17.429
And let me explain this. Okay. Jimmy Page did

01:05:17.429 --> 01:05:20.449
what he felt the song should have and not what

01:05:20.449 --> 01:05:25.570
anyone would think would be in there. The solo

01:05:25.570 --> 01:05:27.550
starts off with him. It sounds like he throws

01:05:27.550 --> 01:05:32.489
his guitar on the ground. And then it goes into

01:05:32.489 --> 01:05:36.190
a couple other pieces. But the whole description

01:05:36.190 --> 01:05:42.349
of that solo was masterful chaos. It was beautiful.

01:05:42.769 --> 01:05:46.650
What he was saying there was easy to read. Everything's

01:05:46.650 --> 01:05:52.639
insane, but it's in control. I think it's one

01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:56.400
of the most masterful solos ever. The way that

01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:59.840
he just put that in there because it needed to

01:05:59.840 --> 01:06:03.460
be in there and not because a bunch of people

01:06:03.460 --> 01:06:05.320
would be like, what did he do? He dropped the

01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:07.280
guitar? He knew people were going to do that.

01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:09.780
He knew that real people would go, man, that's

01:06:09.780 --> 01:06:15.690
fucking brilliant. So, number six. This one I

01:06:15.690 --> 01:06:18.030
reached and I had to think about it. I actually

01:06:18.030 --> 01:06:21.210
read it on a Reddit post and I was like, my God,

01:06:21.269 --> 01:06:24.909
they're right. Lonely is the World by Black Sabbath.

01:06:25.110 --> 01:06:28.530
And this is from Dio and it's the side two of

01:06:28.530 --> 01:06:33.449
Heaven and Hell, I believe. And that solo on

01:06:33.449 --> 01:06:38.010
there is just, it's gut -wrenching. The song

01:06:38.010 --> 01:06:45.059
is Lonely is the World. The solo. Is lonely in

01:06:45.059 --> 01:06:49.579
the world. Masterful. Some of Tony Iommi's best

01:06:49.579 --> 01:06:52.699
work ever. And man. That guy's got a lot of great

01:06:52.699 --> 01:06:58.800
work. Yeah. Just insanely good. I probably could

01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:03.820
have went lower. But I didn't. Number five. Deep

01:07:03.820 --> 01:07:06.360
Purple Burn. I almost went with Highway Star.

01:07:06.739 --> 01:07:11.840
Because that solo. Is just awesome. But I went

01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:16.320
ahead and went with Burn. Richie Blackmore. You

01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:18.199
don't have to say any more of that dude. Jeez.

01:07:18.619 --> 01:07:20.980
I know. I really want him on this one, dude.

01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:25.840
I put him on. I could have had him two or three

01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:29.260
times. The one on Perfect Strangers could go

01:07:29.260 --> 01:07:32.940
on there, too. The guy's working. Yeah, I forgot

01:07:32.940 --> 01:07:35.760
about that one. I mean, the guy's body of work

01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:37.860
is just so good. I mean, it's kind of like Tony

01:07:37.860 --> 01:07:40.519
Iommi. It's like... Oh, that's my favorite. Oh,

01:07:40.539 --> 01:07:42.599
no, no, no. No, that's my favorite. Oh, no, wait

01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:44.860
a minute. You know, you just can't really pick

01:07:44.860 --> 01:07:47.800
because they're all so good. They just have a

01:07:47.800 --> 01:07:51.139
knack for songwriting that no other has. So,

01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:56.460
number four, No More Tears. Ozzy, of course.

01:07:56.500 --> 01:07:59.519
Zach Wild. That is one of the best solos ever.

01:08:00.960 --> 01:08:06.059
Okay. He's describing a psychopath. And the song's

01:08:06.059 --> 01:08:10.559
panning back and forth. Zack comes in there with

01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:15.619
this tone that's insane. This tone let you inside

01:08:15.619 --> 01:08:18.840
this psychopath's head. This tone is what that

01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:22.000
psychopath is feeling. And then he pans back

01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:27.640
and forth with the guitar, the way that he plays

01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:30.760
it, and the way he does everything. He puts everything

01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.579
together, explained everything you needed to

01:08:33.579 --> 01:08:35.760
know. If you just heard that solo, you knew what

01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:37.319
it was about. You didn't have to read the song

01:08:37.319 --> 01:08:42.539
title. Sax Masterful. He pulled that off excellent.

01:08:44.260 --> 01:08:48.659
Number three, one of the biggest underrated guitarist

01:08:48.659 --> 01:08:51.100
ever, and he'll never get the credit he deserves,

01:08:51.319 --> 01:08:56.899
Mr. Kim Thall of Soundgarden. Slaves and Bulldozers.

01:08:57.739 --> 01:09:02.640
That fucking solo. If you have the headphones

01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:06.159
on... God, it's been years since I've heard that.

01:09:06.300 --> 01:09:09.149
That's why I forgot about that. That thing is

01:09:09.149 --> 01:09:12.810
so good. Kim Tho will never get the credit he

01:09:12.810 --> 01:09:16.689
deserves. He wasn't flashy. He put what needed

01:09:16.689 --> 01:09:18.989
to be in there. I mean, like Room a Thousand

01:09:18.989 --> 01:09:24.789
Years Wide is just notes, high notes that describe

01:09:24.789 --> 01:09:30.789
the song. It's just masterful. Number two, because

01:09:30.789 --> 01:09:33.090
this guy started a lot of this stuff, especially

01:09:33.090 --> 01:09:34.949
with the distortion and the wah -wah and the

01:09:34.949 --> 01:09:37.210
wangy and everything. Sunshine of Your Love,

01:09:37.289 --> 01:09:42.470
Cream. Of course, Eric Clapton. Yes. Hearing

01:09:42.470 --> 01:09:44.670
that solo on there made people want to rock.

01:09:45.369 --> 01:09:47.670
Because you're just coming off a lot of the British

01:09:47.670 --> 01:09:51.250
stuff. And of course, they're British. But they

01:09:51.250 --> 01:09:54.310
had the ditties and all that. The Stones had

01:09:54.310 --> 01:09:58.109
their stuff going. The Who had their stuff going.

01:09:59.470 --> 01:10:03.430
And Cream was like, nah, we're going to take

01:10:03.430 --> 01:10:05.800
your psychedelic rock, guys. We're going to go

01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:08.340
heavy psychedelic rock, and it's going to blow

01:10:08.340 --> 01:10:13.600
your mind. And so it did. Number one, Mr. Crowley

01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:17.520
by Ozzy and no other than Randy Rhoades. Mr.

01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:21.579
Crowley, that solo is written so masterfully.

01:10:22.779 --> 01:10:26.420
I tell anyone to go back and re -listen to it

01:10:26.420 --> 01:10:28.800
if you've forgotten it, and you'll go, wow, I

01:10:28.800 --> 01:10:35.500
forgot all about that. So, there you go. I'm

01:10:35.500 --> 01:10:38.479
going to try to clear my sinuses a little bit.

01:10:38.899 --> 01:10:40.920
And we'll be right back. And I'm going to do

01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:45.739
this one email because I like what the guy questioned

01:10:45.739 --> 01:10:48.840
some things. And I like where he went with it.

01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.500
So we'll be right back. Jam X. What the hell

01:10:54.500 --> 01:10:58.880
happened? You were the generation of change.

01:11:01.659 --> 01:11:05.779
You never wanted to be one of them. Apathy. Spoke

01:11:05.779 --> 01:11:11.699
for you. Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What

01:11:11.699 --> 01:11:16.159
the hell happened? The generation of angst? The

01:11:16.159 --> 01:11:19.939
generation of non -compliance? Is now buying

01:11:19.939 --> 01:11:23.140
a boat? You're really fed up to kill someone

01:11:23.140 --> 01:11:27.000
who dangled a dollar near you? Great job, Xers.

01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:33.140
Everything's ruined. Next up, Things Overheard

01:11:33.140 --> 01:11:37.420
in Hell. The brand new Charles in Charge reboot

01:11:37.420 --> 01:11:42.979
is the only show available all week. Oh, shit.

01:11:43.079 --> 01:11:47.279
What's that over there? Oh, no. It's the island

01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:55.340
of horrible jokes. I can't take my dog to the

01:11:55.340 --> 01:12:00.050
lake. The ducks keep attacking him. That's what

01:12:00.050 --> 01:12:21.630
I get for having a purebred dog. Have you ever

01:12:21.630 --> 01:12:23.609
wondered what something came about? Have you

01:12:23.609 --> 01:12:25.689
ever looked at something and said, hmm, I wonder

01:12:25.689 --> 01:12:28.609
what the origin of that is? Well, so have we.

01:12:29.180 --> 01:12:32.899
That's why we give you the origin of... The origin

01:12:32.899 --> 01:12:35.539
of the middle finger. The origin of the middle

01:12:35.539 --> 01:12:38.739
finger gesture as an insult is debated, but it's

01:12:38.739 --> 01:12:41.000
widely believed to have roots in ancient Greece

01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:43.659
and Rome, specifically asleep to phallic symbolism

01:12:43.659 --> 01:12:46.640
and used as a way to express insults, taunt,

01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:49.220
or even mourn off evil. Though specific origins

01:12:49.220 --> 01:12:51.520
are unclear, the middle finger has been documented

01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.300
as a gesture of disrespected anger for over two

01:12:54.300 --> 01:12:59.050
millennia. Your mama's so fat. She makes Godzilla

01:12:59.050 --> 01:13:03.029
look like an etching figure. Hey there, slap

01:13:03.029 --> 01:13:08.890
nuts. It's time for The Creeps Music News. Hey,

01:13:08.930 --> 01:13:11.489
my little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohypnol

01:13:11.489 --> 01:13:14.970
with your music news. The rock documentary Becoming

01:13:14.970 --> 01:13:17.090
Led Zeppelin finally gets a long -anticipated

01:13:17.090 --> 01:13:19.970
release date. Becoming Led Zeppelin will make

01:13:19.970 --> 01:13:23.909
its debut Saturday, June 7th on Netflix. Kim

01:13:23.909 --> 01:13:26.199
Thal. Guitars for Soundgarden was speaking about

01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:28.539
their coming appearance at the 2025 Rock and

01:13:28.539 --> 01:13:31.659
Roll Hall of Fame as a new inductee. Kim said

01:13:31.659 --> 01:13:33.760
it was probable that they could play with a couple

01:13:33.760 --> 01:13:36.899
of guest singers. I hope they pick well. Chris

01:13:36.899 --> 01:13:40.220
Cornell had one unique voice. Rick Derringer,

01:13:40.220 --> 01:13:42.140
guitar journeyman behind rock and roll Hoochie

01:13:42.140 --> 01:13:45.399
Coo, passed away June 26. Derringer played with

01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:47.859
Steely Gann, Sidney Lauper, and Alice Cooper.

01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:51.159
He also produced six albums for Weird Al Yankovic.

01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:54.189
He also enjoyed a prolific solo career. He was

01:13:54.189 --> 01:13:57.430
77. Zach Starkey, former drummer of The Who and

01:13:57.430 --> 01:14:00.550
Ringo Starr's son, says he was retired, not fired

01:14:00.550 --> 01:14:03.449
from The Who, according to Roger Gultry. The

01:14:03.449 --> 01:14:05.609
drummer was asked and confirmed they are on good

01:14:05.609 --> 01:14:07.770
terms and great friends, and we always will be.

01:14:09.010 --> 01:14:11.970
Today, May 27th, is the birthday of several noble

01:14:11.970 --> 01:14:15.229
rock musicians. Sean Kinney, drummer of Alice

01:14:15.229 --> 01:14:17.989
and James, he turns 58. And Eddie Harsh, former

01:14:17.989 --> 01:14:20.210
drummer of the Pixies, is also celebrating a

01:14:20.210 --> 01:14:23.949
birthday, turning 58 as well. The lead singer

01:14:23.949 --> 01:14:26.829
of Susie and the Banshees is also turning 57

01:14:26.829 --> 01:14:30.210
today. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That was your

01:14:30.210 --> 01:14:33.250
music news. And remember, bar chords are bullshit.

01:14:44.050 --> 01:14:47.630
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark in

01:14:47.630 --> 01:14:54.779
Kansas City. beautiful and solidly diagonal arm

01:14:54.779 --> 01:14:59.060
of Lake of the Oaks. Awesome. I have this email

01:14:59.060 --> 01:15:01.000
here. It's a featured email, and we do featured

01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:03.140
emails time to time, especially when it's something

01:15:03.140 --> 01:15:05.399
that I really want to accentuate. And this guy,

01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:08.859
Mark in Marshfield, probably Missouri, I would

01:15:08.859 --> 01:15:11.800
think, down near Springfield. I would say, yeah.

01:15:12.199 --> 01:15:14.859
I was just in Fair Grove the other day. Oh, hey,

01:15:14.979 --> 01:15:16.859
he was right by you there. He was right next

01:15:16.859 --> 01:15:20.590
door to you. Well, that was Saturday, but Saturday

01:15:20.590 --> 01:15:24.729
I ran to Oklahoma, so I went further that way.

01:15:24.909 --> 01:15:28.189
Yeah, yeah. So, Mark, get a lookout for that

01:15:28.189 --> 01:15:33.210
Nissan Frontier. Frontier. Yeah. All right. White.

01:15:33.630 --> 01:15:38.010
White. Big duck in there and a guy in his loincloth.

01:15:38.050 --> 01:15:41.130
He has a big duck, a stuffed duck, hanging from

01:15:41.130 --> 01:15:45.949
the ceiling of the truck. It's a huge duck. It's

01:15:45.949 --> 01:15:48.069
a stuffed duck, and he's wearing a loincloth.

01:15:48.130 --> 01:15:53.329
That's him. All right. I get pulled over quite

01:15:53.329 --> 01:15:56.090
often because of the stuffed duck. Yeah, they

01:15:56.090 --> 01:16:00.189
get pretty mad about that. But I just pull it

01:16:00.189 --> 01:16:03.029
over so they can see. Yeah, they can see. I can

01:16:03.029 --> 01:16:06.090
see out. Yeah. Rob has a skimmick, though. He

01:16:06.090 --> 01:16:10.149
kind of gets his loincloth caught on the truck.

01:16:10.699 --> 01:16:13.000
just so he can flash them, and they can't prove

01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:15.340
anything. He's like, oh, man, that damn loincloth.

01:16:15.380 --> 01:16:17.760
I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean for you to see

01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:21.079
that. So, anyhow. That's when they pulled me

01:16:21.079 --> 01:16:26.199
out of the truck, because he does. Yes. All right,

01:16:26.279 --> 01:16:28.600
Mark, do you still believe Johnny Dare will end

01:16:28.600 --> 01:16:31.739
up at Fox, at the Fox? He said Fox, at the Fox,

01:16:31.859 --> 01:16:34.560
101 to Fox. Haven't heard you comment on Rock

01:16:34.560 --> 01:16:37.819
or Laszlo Mournings in a while. Just curious,

01:16:37.920 --> 01:16:41.920
Mark in Marshfield. Okay, I'm thinking a little

01:16:41.920 --> 01:16:44.600
bit different these days. I've listened to Laszlo

01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:47.539
in the morning, and it made me chuckle a couple

01:16:47.539 --> 01:16:50.579
of times. Anymore, that's all I can wish for.

01:16:51.119 --> 01:16:53.819
Either the talent isn't there, or the parent

01:16:53.819 --> 01:16:56.659
corporation doesn't like too much funny because

01:16:56.659 --> 01:16:58.920
it offends little pussies, and then they go bitch.

01:16:59.039 --> 01:17:01.779
They go to the advertiser. They hurt my feelings.

01:17:02.300 --> 01:17:04.899
That can never happen. I can never have my feelings

01:17:04.899 --> 01:17:09.460
hurt, ever. I'm a soft little bitch. Okay? So,

01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:14.180
yeah. So, making me chuckle a couple of times

01:17:14.180 --> 01:17:17.899
is about as good as it gets anymore because people,

01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:21.720
you just can't have a cutting edge show except

01:17:21.720 --> 01:17:24.300
maybe on the internet. Other than that, you're

01:17:24.300 --> 01:17:25.800
not doing a lot of that stuff and that's how

01:17:25.800 --> 01:17:29.020
corporations steered away from it is because

01:17:29.020 --> 01:17:33.300
of that. So, I think that The Rock is not looking

01:17:33.300 --> 01:17:35.779
for a top five or maybe even a top ten morning.

01:17:36.380 --> 01:17:38.699
I think if they steady out in a three share or

01:17:38.699 --> 01:17:40.640
a little bit better, they're good. And then,

01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:44.220
you know, I think with a 3 .5 or something like

01:17:44.220 --> 01:17:46.939
that, they could probably sell enough advertising

01:17:46.939 --> 01:17:49.779
to make a little bit of money. And I think that's

01:17:49.779 --> 01:17:51.619
probably all they're looking at, in my opinion.

01:17:51.939 --> 01:17:57.119
But who am I? So I think that Laszlo and SlimFast

01:17:57.119 --> 01:17:59.359
or whatever his name is, whatever they call him

01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:02.180
nowadays, are doing okay. I think they're holding

01:18:02.180 --> 01:18:05.439
their own. There's a lot of people that are like,

01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:09.600
pissed at them because, you know, they got rid

01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:13.520
of Johnny. But don't be mad at Laszlo. They need

01:18:13.520 --> 01:18:16.859
a job, too. They need a job. Yeah, Laszlo's just

01:18:16.859 --> 01:18:20.579
a guy like us. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, anyone

01:18:20.579 --> 01:18:24.359
would take that job. So I think they're doing

01:18:24.359 --> 01:18:27.079
well. He's changed his program around quite a

01:18:27.079 --> 01:18:29.199
bit since it was on the buzz, which he needed

01:18:29.199 --> 01:18:32.039
to. And it seems to me like they're getting better

01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:34.539
and kind of growing with it. And we'll see what

01:18:34.539 --> 01:18:41.060
happens. So, now, as for Johnny, I no longer

01:18:41.060 --> 01:18:42.840
think he'll get the mornings over at the Fox.

01:18:45.220 --> 01:18:48.439
Sparks and Jordan or whoever they are, I forgot.

01:18:48.659 --> 01:18:51.199
One of them is Sparks. I know that. And whoever

01:18:51.199 --> 01:18:53.760
the other one is. Yeah, Sparks is a guy. Yeah,

01:18:53.779 --> 01:18:55.979
and then Jordan's a girl. Jordan's a girl. Okay.

01:18:57.319 --> 01:19:00.600
Whatever it is, I think it's doing good. I think

01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:06.380
it's probably maybe top seven, six. Yeah, yeah,

01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:08.300
that's right. And then they teamed him with this

01:19:08.300 --> 01:19:12.380
lady. You know, they seem to be doing pretty

01:19:12.380 --> 01:19:15.359
good. People seem to like them, and they seem

01:19:15.359 --> 01:19:18.619
to have enough advertisers and listenership,

01:19:18.619 --> 01:19:21.939
and that's all they want. I now think it could

01:19:21.939 --> 01:19:24.600
be a couple more years if Johnny's still around

01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:28.520
KC and, you know, assuming he doesn't move or

01:19:28.520 --> 01:19:32.439
take a job somewhere else or something. I think

01:19:32.439 --> 01:19:35.039
if he's still around KC, he could land maybe

01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:38.619
Doug Medlock's. You know, he might be looking

01:19:38.619 --> 01:19:40.600
at hanging it up here in a couple of years. You

01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:42.680
know, then in true one -on -one fashion, they

01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:45.960
would hire Johnny only and put him there and,

01:19:46.060 --> 01:19:48.859
you know, possibility as a backup if something

01:19:48.859 --> 01:19:52.979
was to happen to the morning shift. So you're

01:19:52.979 --> 01:19:54.939
looking at that. Doug Medlock is not getting

01:19:54.939 --> 01:19:57.319
any younger. He's an old veteran. I mean, he's

01:19:57.319 --> 01:19:59.260
still really good, but he's not going to want

01:19:59.260 --> 01:20:01.720
to do that forever. And Johnny Deere would be

01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:03.500
great in the afternoon, and they don't want his

01:20:03.500 --> 01:20:05.159
whole morning crew. I can tell you that right

01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:07.260
now. They don't want that expense. They want

01:20:07.260 --> 01:20:09.260
the guy, the guy that everybody knows his name,

01:20:09.420 --> 01:20:12.180
the guy that, you know, everyone sees with the

01:20:12.180 --> 01:20:14.699
talent, you know, that's it. And that's what

01:20:14.699 --> 01:20:16.500
they would do, and if Johnny wanted to go there,

01:20:16.600 --> 01:20:18.539
then he could, but I'm pretty sure it would be

01:20:18.539 --> 01:20:22.220
just Johnny in the afternoons. Or you're also

01:20:22.220 --> 01:20:27.300
looking at Chuck Nasty. He's 70 -something. He's

01:20:27.300 --> 01:20:30.300
about ready to retire. Yeah, I mean, look, they

01:20:30.300 --> 01:20:32.899
both had great careers, but they're getting older.

01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:35.960
Skid Rowdy hung it up. They don't want to do

01:20:35.960 --> 01:20:38.039
this forever. They want to go enjoy their life.

01:20:38.140 --> 01:20:39.619
I know they probably love what they're doing,

01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:42.100
but still, you have to do it every day, and you

01:20:42.100 --> 01:20:44.800
have to be around, and you have to prepare for

01:20:44.800 --> 01:20:46.939
it. There's a certain amount of things that you

01:20:46.939 --> 01:20:52.289
have to do. So I'm thinking... One thing to keep

01:20:52.289 --> 01:20:57.590
in mind, Johnny is about our age. Yes. He's a

01:20:57.590 --> 01:20:59.970
little bit younger and he could finish off another

01:20:59.970 --> 01:21:06.649
15 years or so at the Fox. And like I said, the

01:21:06.649 --> 01:21:09.890
Fox doesn't look at hiring a shitload of everybody

01:21:09.890 --> 01:21:12.670
from a program. They're looking at hiring the

01:21:12.670 --> 01:21:14.210
one guy that everybody knows. And that's what

01:21:14.210 --> 01:21:16.630
they do. That's been their MO for a long, long

01:21:16.630 --> 01:21:20.550
time. Cherry picking KY. All of that. That's

01:21:20.550 --> 01:21:22.289
what I think is going on. I could be full of

01:21:22.289 --> 01:21:25.710
shit, and I probably am. So, Mark in Marshfield,

01:21:25.829 --> 01:21:29.050
thank you. And also, honestly, I got one more

01:21:29.050 --> 01:21:30.550
thing I got to say here, and then we'll go to

01:21:30.550 --> 01:21:35.310
you, Rob. Sorry. Okay. I think that Johnny needed

01:21:35.310 --> 01:21:38.630
a reset anyhow. I still like this show. I still

01:21:38.630 --> 01:21:42.109
enjoyed it. But I think that they kind of got

01:21:42.109 --> 01:21:44.930
maybe a little stale. And I'm not dogging them.

01:21:45.229 --> 01:21:48.119
They were still entertaining. But I think they

01:21:48.119 --> 01:21:50.340
were kind of stuck a little bit, and I think

01:21:50.340 --> 01:21:53.920
maybe they... Go ahead. So he was getting a little

01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:57.039
burnt out, is what you're saying? Possibly, possibly.

01:21:57.859 --> 01:21:59.939
And like I said, I could be full of shit, and

01:21:59.939 --> 01:22:02.420
I probably am, but I think maybe the reset will

01:22:02.420 --> 01:22:04.239
do him good, too. Go out, have a little fun,

01:22:04.399 --> 01:22:05.979
don't worry about anything, then come back in

01:22:05.979 --> 01:22:09.460
a year or so, and be energized, ready to go.

01:22:09.619 --> 01:22:12.640
Yeah. Plan a different show, you know? Go, hey,

01:22:12.699 --> 01:22:14.140
you know what? I'm going to go in this direction

01:22:14.140 --> 01:22:17.239
now. I'm getting older, you know? Maybe not so

01:22:17.239 --> 01:22:19.520
many dick jokes. You know, whatever. Whatever,

01:22:19.819 --> 01:22:22.899
you know, I think it would be exciting to figure

01:22:22.899 --> 01:22:25.840
this out and try to crack the code of Kansas

01:22:25.840 --> 01:22:30.779
City Radio like he did for so long. So, that's

01:22:30.779 --> 01:22:38.739
it. Rob, we turn to you. Alrighty. I'm going

01:22:38.739 --> 01:22:46.670
to go into Mrs. Mary Lou Retton. Okay. Remember

01:22:46.670 --> 01:22:50.430
her? Yeah, I sure do. Yeah, gymnast. Red hair,

01:22:50.550 --> 01:22:54.409
I believe, right? Or reddish? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

01:22:54.409 --> 01:22:58.310
yep. Hot. Crazy hot. Olympic gold medalist Mary

01:22:58.310 --> 01:23:01.890
Lou Retton was arrested earlier this month for

01:23:01.890 --> 01:23:08.189
DUI in West Virginia. The former Olympian was

01:23:08.189 --> 01:23:11.289
arrested in Marion County, West Virginia on May

01:23:11.289 --> 01:23:14.529
17th for driving under the influence of alcohol.

01:23:16.630 --> 01:23:21.569
controlled substances or drugs. According to

01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:24.909
records posted online by the West Virginia Magistrate

01:23:24.909 --> 01:23:29.630
Court System, Renton 57 is facing one misdemeanor

01:23:29.630 --> 01:23:34.670
count DUI, and she has posted a $1 ,500 bond

01:23:34.670 --> 01:23:41.409
on the same day of her arrest. Uh -huh. The gymnast

01:23:41.409 --> 01:23:45.270
made headlines in 2023 when her daughters announced

01:23:45.270 --> 01:23:48.470
Bretton had been battling a rare form of pneumonia.

01:23:48.930 --> 01:23:52.449
They had the Olympic great fighting for her life

01:23:52.449 --> 01:23:56.529
in a hospital ICU. Do you remember I reported

01:23:56.529 --> 01:24:02.250
about? Yes, I do remember that. Yes. Bretton's

01:24:02.250 --> 01:24:06.130
family asked for donations to a crowdfunding

01:24:06.130 --> 01:24:11.359
site which raised $200 ,000 in a day. She was

01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:14.119
eventually released from the hospital, and in

01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:19.720
an interview on today, January 2024, she opened

01:24:19.720 --> 01:24:23.800
up about the head scare. I am so grateful to

01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:27.239
be here. I am blessed to be here because there

01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.300
was a time when they were about to put me on

01:24:30.300 --> 01:24:33.359
life support. She said in the interview. Wow.

01:24:37.199 --> 01:24:40.380
And then it just goes on to how she's a household

01:24:40.380 --> 01:24:45.479
name about the Olympics. Okay, well, if you're

01:24:45.479 --> 01:24:50.199
grateful to be here, why are you getting pulled

01:24:50.199 --> 01:24:54.880
over for a DUI and controlled substance? You

01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.640
know, well, that's the whole thing right there.

01:24:57.680 --> 01:24:59.920
Controlled substance. She wasn't in her right

01:24:59.920 --> 01:25:04.619
mind. Especially Mary Lou Ray. I mean, evidently

01:25:04.619 --> 01:25:09.039
that messed her up. Yeah, I mean, yeah. That

01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:15.020
was Mary Lou Rett. She was like America, you

01:25:15.020 --> 01:25:20.119
know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of the gymnasts,

01:25:20.119 --> 01:25:23.300
I mean, and skaters like Nancy Kerrigan ended

01:25:23.300 --> 01:25:25.640
up not having that good of a time. Tonya Harding

01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:29.739
was a nutbag. Let's see. Yeah, Tonya Harding.

01:25:29.960 --> 01:25:34.600
Yeah, Oksana Bayou was, had, I believe, a couple

01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:38.270
DUIs and some, problems too i think a lot of

01:25:38.270 --> 01:25:40.090
pressure is on them when they're younger and

01:25:40.090 --> 01:25:43.310
it affects them later on in life like so many

01:25:43.310 --> 01:25:45.189
things do like me and my general doctor were

01:25:45.189 --> 01:25:48.010
talking about this morning your childhood affects

01:25:48.010 --> 01:25:50.770
everything you do in life the way you grow up

01:25:50.770 --> 01:25:54.149
i had a really good discussion with her and it's

01:25:54.149 --> 01:25:57.369
true it's true a lot of stuff you do is based

01:25:57.369 --> 01:26:00.449
on instinct that you learned when you were a

01:26:00.449 --> 01:26:05.300
child whether it's cover up and Let them hit

01:26:05.300 --> 01:26:08.899
you or hit them as hard as you can or run or

01:26:08.899 --> 01:26:11.079
whatever. Everyone has their thing that they

01:26:11.079 --> 01:26:13.840
had to do to survive. And we always go back to

01:26:13.840 --> 01:26:16.960
it. You can break the cycle, but it's not easy.

01:26:18.060 --> 01:26:21.600
Okay, Rob, was that it on the Mary Lou Red? Yeah,

01:26:21.619 --> 01:26:25.340
that is it on Mary Lou. Okay. If I find out anymore,

01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:28.479
I'll let you know. Okay, sounds good. Thank you,

01:26:28.479 --> 01:26:36.010
Rob. This is entitled Trouble Brewing. Chat GPT

01:26:36.010 --> 01:26:39.210
can perform many impressive tasks, sometimes

01:26:39.210 --> 01:26:41.810
with amusing results, but it may need to stay

01:26:41.810 --> 01:26:46.789
out of, they call it, tasiography. I don't know

01:26:46.789 --> 01:26:50.869
if they made that word up or not, and you'll

01:26:50.869 --> 01:26:53.909
see where I'm going with this. Greek City Times

01:26:53.909 --> 01:26:56.369
reported, and that's where the tasiography comes

01:26:56.369 --> 01:27:00.409
from, that would be a Greek word mixed with graphy.

01:27:00.550 --> 01:27:02.229
I don't know if that's what they're trying to

01:27:02.229 --> 01:27:04.149
do, if that's an actual word, look it up, whatever.

01:27:04.850 --> 01:27:07.810
Greek City Times reported on April 26th that

01:27:07.810 --> 01:27:10.510
a Greek woman recently filed for divorce from

01:27:10.510 --> 01:27:14.250
her husband after the open AI chatbot asserted

01:27:14.250 --> 01:27:16.569
that the man was having an affair and that his

01:27:16.569 --> 01:27:19.029
mistress was intent on destroying their home.

01:27:19.189 --> 01:27:22.069
A conclusion the bot came up with upon reading,

01:27:22.569 --> 01:27:25.590
coffee grounds in the couple's mugs in a photo

01:27:25.590 --> 01:27:28.810
okay greek coffee they leave the they leave the

01:27:28.810 --> 01:27:32.130
grounds in the bottom and they're very superstitious

01:27:32.130 --> 01:27:35.949
and they take this shit seriously okay um so

01:27:35.949 --> 01:27:39.770
anyhow um he laughed it off as nonsense but she

01:27:39.770 --> 01:27:42.270
took it seriously she asked me to leave told

01:27:42.270 --> 01:27:44.869
our kids we were getting divorced and then i

01:27:44.869 --> 01:27:47.300
got a call from a lawyer That's when I realized

01:27:47.300 --> 01:27:49.720
this wasn't just a phase. The husband lawyer

01:27:49.720 --> 01:27:54.439
maintains that the chat GPT claims have no legal

01:27:54.439 --> 01:27:58.300
standing. I would think so. So, okay. As you

01:27:58.300 --> 01:28:01.100
all know, I am the official Greek ambassador

01:28:01.100 --> 01:28:06.239
for this program, right? Yeah. Okay. Greeks have

01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:08.680
a superstition of reading your coffee grounds.

01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:11.699
It goes back thousands of years. And like I said,

01:28:11.859 --> 01:28:15.140
Greek coffee, if you ever get a real one, You

01:28:15.140 --> 01:28:18.560
go to Tarpon Springs or New York or Chicago or

01:28:18.560 --> 01:28:21.180
the places where they have concentrated Greeks

01:28:21.180 --> 01:28:23.939
in one area, you know, Greek town of some sort.

01:28:24.439 --> 01:28:26.640
You will get the real coffee that they serve.

01:28:27.000 --> 01:28:29.640
I'm personally not a fan of it. It's really bitter

01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:32.140
and they leave the grounds in the bottom of the

01:28:32.140 --> 01:28:35.579
cup. Now their superstition is they can read

01:28:35.579 --> 01:28:39.170
your future by this cup. They'll look at your

01:28:39.170 --> 01:28:41.550
coffee grounds and go, oh, yeah, yeah, I see

01:28:41.550 --> 01:28:43.850
you building a house. I see you getting married

01:28:43.850 --> 01:28:47.649
and all this stuff. It goes back thousands of

01:28:47.649 --> 01:28:51.050
years. It's a tradition of theirs. I think a

01:28:51.050 --> 01:28:52.630
lot of them probably believe it. I don't know.

01:28:52.770 --> 01:28:55.909
But anyhow, that's where this came from. And

01:28:55.909 --> 01:29:00.630
I feel sorry for the guy. A fucking chat GPT

01:29:00.630 --> 01:29:03.989
looked in his coffee and said all this, and the

01:29:03.989 --> 01:29:06.390
woman believed it. Maybe he's better off without

01:29:06.390 --> 01:29:13.770
her. You think? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. All right.

01:29:13.789 --> 01:29:15.829
Rob, we turn to you. That's all I got on that.

01:29:15.869 --> 01:29:21.689
I don't know what else to say. Ridiculous. Okay,

01:29:21.850 --> 01:29:25.010
well, I'm going to go back to the movie Rush

01:29:25.010 --> 01:29:34.649
shooting. Okay. Another update on it. Okay. Anna

01:29:34.649 --> 01:29:37.970
Gutierrez Reed, the armorer who was working on

01:29:37.970 --> 01:29:41.109
the Western movie Rush, when the film's center

01:29:41.109 --> 01:29:44.470
photographer, Elena Hutchins, was killed in an

01:29:44.470 --> 01:29:49.569
on -set shooting in May 2021, was released from

01:29:49.569 --> 01:29:54.949
prison for 13 months after a voluntary manslaughter

01:29:54.949 --> 01:29:58.930
conviction, the Mexico official said. Uh -huh.

01:29:59.350 --> 01:30:02.770
Is that time? Yeah, our time is up, dude. I believe

01:30:02.770 --> 01:30:09.359
it. Go ahead, I'm sorry. In March 2024, Tara

01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:14.060
Shreed was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter

01:30:14.060 --> 01:30:17.060
in connection to Hutchins' death and sentenced

01:30:17.060 --> 01:30:23.079
to 18 months. So she served 13. Uh -huh. Yeah,

01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:25.039
that's about right, man. That's about right.

01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:31.180
At the time, she was acquitted of a second charge

01:30:31.180 --> 01:30:46.079
of evidence tampering. The parole board... Oh,

01:30:50.840 --> 01:31:06.100
wow. Mm -hmm. And either getting a job or enrolling

01:31:06.100 --> 01:31:14.979
in school. Okay. She done her time. Okay. Yeah,

01:31:14.979 --> 01:31:17.920
she done her time. But who's going to hire her?

01:31:20.039 --> 01:31:26.020
That's a good... I wouldn't. Would you? And getting...

01:31:26.020 --> 01:31:31.619
She might have a chance in school, but... Still

01:31:31.619 --> 01:31:45.420
with a... No, I know. Well, you know, okay, here's

01:31:45.420 --> 01:31:47.319
what I think. I think someone will take a chance

01:31:47.319 --> 01:31:49.939
on her just to say they rehabbed her, even though

01:31:49.939 --> 01:31:52.319
she probably didn't really need rehabbing because

01:31:52.319 --> 01:31:57.439
it was a horrible accident. I think someone will

01:31:57.439 --> 01:32:00.000
give her a chance. I think someone will give

01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:04.659
her a chance. Oh. All right. Thanks for the follow

01:32:04.659 --> 01:32:06.260
-up. You said you're going to do a follow -up,

01:32:06.279 --> 01:32:08.579
and I appreciate you doing that. Thank you. Yeah.

01:32:09.539 --> 01:32:13.340
Okay. A lady said, I love Red Bull so much I

01:32:13.340 --> 01:32:16.319
got a barcode tattoo. It even scans at the grocery

01:32:16.319 --> 01:32:19.439
checkout. A Swiss woman is such a fan of Red

01:32:19.439 --> 01:32:21.680
Bull that she reportedly got the energy drink

01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.880
scan barcode tattooed on her skin, and it amazingly

01:32:25.880 --> 01:32:29.170
works at self -checkout. A video of her utilizing

01:32:29.170 --> 01:32:32.750
this functional body art has racked over 7 .9

01:32:32.750 --> 01:32:35.829
million views on TikTok because people are idiots.

01:32:36.210 --> 01:32:40.890
I was thinking about getting a barcode. I'm sorry,

01:32:40.970 --> 01:32:46.350
I had to laugh. No, no, no, seriously. Yep, they

01:32:46.350 --> 01:32:50.449
are. Yep, they're idiots. 7 .9 million views,

01:32:50.609 --> 01:32:54.489
Rob, because a lady put a barcode of Red Bull

01:32:54.489 --> 01:32:58.579
on her body. So, I think that, you know, I probably

01:32:58.579 --> 01:33:01.920
didn't need to say that, but I did. So, okay.

01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:04.319
I think people come to their own conclusion.

01:33:04.399 --> 01:33:06.880
Like, people that, like, look at this are probably

01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:10.199
not the sharpest tools. So, I was thinking about

01:33:10.199 --> 01:33:12.460
getting a barcode tattoo for some time. The woman

01:33:12.460 --> 01:33:16.140
named Dew told Jam Press of her drink -inspired

01:33:16.140 --> 01:33:20.260
ink job. Coincidentally, the content creator

01:33:20.260 --> 01:33:24.329
who goes by Mike Cringe. on social media was

01:33:24.329 --> 01:33:26.569
initially thinking of getting a tat of broccoli

01:33:26.569 --> 01:33:30.829
or something silly. Okay, but then decided on

01:33:30.829 --> 01:33:34.010
Red Bull after thinking energy. Do reportedly

01:33:34.010 --> 01:33:37.170
drop the equivalent of over $600 on the tattoo,

01:33:37.329 --> 01:33:40.270
which features a barcode being chomped by a worm.

01:33:40.590 --> 01:33:46.510
Okay, even more stupid. A barcode, but not just

01:33:46.510 --> 01:33:49.810
a barcode Red Bull. A barcode being chomped by

01:33:49.810 --> 01:33:56.149
a worm. I then added the worm, which is chomping

01:33:56.149 --> 01:33:59.010
it up based on a little drawing my sister did.

01:33:59.289 --> 01:34:01.890
Do explain to the body art, which invokes the

01:34:01.890 --> 01:34:04.869
barcode -themed skull tattoo from the Hitman

01:34:04.869 --> 01:34:07.750
games. You know, Tommy Lee was going to get a

01:34:07.750 --> 01:34:12.289
barcode of heroin, but heroin doesn't have a

01:34:12.289 --> 01:34:14.689
barcode. Yeah, it doesn't have a barcode, so,

01:34:14.810 --> 01:34:20.979
yeah, allegedly. Hey, Hal, that's all I got on

01:34:20.979 --> 01:34:24.680
that one. You want to keep going, or you got

01:34:24.680 --> 01:34:26.840
something, or you want to shut down? That's about

01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:29.319
all I have for tonight, brother. All righty.

01:34:29.779 --> 01:34:32.500
Okay, everybody, thank you for listening. Ricky,

01:34:32.680 --> 01:34:34.659
thanks for checking in. We appreciate that. I'm

01:34:34.659 --> 01:34:36.659
glad everybody's doing well. Yes, thank you,

01:34:36.659 --> 01:34:39.159
Ricky. Good to hear from you guys. Yeah, thanks

01:34:39.159 --> 01:34:40.859
for sending us an email. I was thinking about

01:34:40.859 --> 01:34:42.500
them the other day, too. I'm like, man, I wonder

01:34:42.500 --> 01:34:45.939
if they're okay. It's good. I'm always thinking

01:34:45.939 --> 01:34:49.470
about them. I'm glad they're fine. All of us.

01:34:49.590 --> 01:34:52.869
Yeah. Yeah. Yep. So thank you, Ricky and Jimmy.

01:34:52.930 --> 01:34:55.010
We hope you're doing okay, too. Hopefully you're

01:34:55.010 --> 01:34:57.949
still listening and well. Yes. So I hope you

01:34:57.949 --> 01:35:00.590
guys get some rain. And Grandma Opal. Yeah, Grandma

01:35:00.590 --> 01:35:02.930
Opal is the best. We got to announce them. We

01:35:02.930 --> 01:35:05.109
announced them lately. Oh, yeah, yeah. Grandma

01:35:05.109 --> 01:35:07.369
Opal, we love you more than anything. You're

01:35:07.369 --> 01:35:10.449
awesome. And Ricky, we love you more than anything

01:35:10.449 --> 01:35:13.069
because you introduced your sweet grandma to

01:35:13.069 --> 01:35:16.760
us. Thank you. And Jimmy, you're cool just because

01:35:16.760 --> 01:35:19.840
you're in Dodge City and you listen to us. So,

01:35:19.840 --> 01:35:22.380
everybody, thank you for listening. Good night,

01:35:22.399 --> 01:35:28.699
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:35:28.699 --> 01:35:31.520
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:35:31.520 --> 01:35:35.199
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:35:35.199 --> 01:35:37.619
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:35:37.619 --> 01:35:38.399
ear holes soon.