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Hey, you fucking derelicts. It's time for the

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Jane Listener. Hereby promise to grab other people's

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phones, unattended computers, public computers,

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Joe or Jane Listener. will hereby lie to everyone

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about how quality the show is. I, Joe or Jane

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Listener, promise to make all my family members

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listen and recite the daily douchebag pledge.

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And finally, I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby

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promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. So you want proof

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that we love you here at Q Douchebags and Microphone

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Central? Here's a proof right here. How about

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the drink of the week? Hey, my little bacon bit.

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Do you need to get to Smashville pronto? Did

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your friends start without you? We have your

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solution. Adios, motherfuckers. Adios, motherfuckers

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is one stiff drink. It should be used with caution.

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One half ounce of vodka. One half ounce of rum.

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One half ounce of tequila. One half ounce of

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gin. One half ounce of blue curacao. Two ounces

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of sweet and sour mix. Sprite or 7 -Up. Use a

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lemon wedge as a garnish and put in a highball

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glass. Bam! There you go. Strange, but true.

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In 1994, the U .S. military attempted to develop

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a bomb that would turn the enemy gay using female

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hormones as a weapon. A proposal for a six -year,

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$7 .5 million grant was requested to see if it

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could cause a biological reaction in the troops.

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Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for The Creeps

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Music News. Drummer Josh Freese has been fired

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from the Foo Fighters. He said there was no reason

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given, no names for a replacement as of yet.

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The inventor of heavy metal guitarist Tony Aomi

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has another recording with his dear friend and

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former work partner Glenn Hughes. They are both

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featured on British rocker Robbie Williams' new

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single. Hard Rock's ash metal band, Kings of

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Thrash, featuring former Megadeth members Dave

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Ellison, Jeff Young, and Chris Polen, recently

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released a new single called Lockdown. This marks

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a new project by these former Megadeth members.

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Richie Cawson and John 5 announce a fall tour

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of the U .S. John 5 also announces more details

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about his highly anticipated new album, scheduled

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for release October 10th and led by his first

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track, Flint, featuring Kenny Arnoff. Happy birthday

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to Cher and Joe Cocker on May 20th. They're both

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300 years old. John Dalton of the Kinks, May

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21st. He's really fucking old, too. And Morrissey,

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May 22nd. He started Social Security last year

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and expects to continue it. May 16th marks the

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15th year since Ronnie James Dio lost his battle

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with stomach cancer. Remember to give them the

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Loic horns too, a passerby just for Ronnie. Ronnie,

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us here at the Creeps and all your fans miss

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you greatly. Your hologram captured your image,

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but never your spirit. The origin of the goatee.

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The goatee is a beard style that dates back to

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ancient Greece and Rome and is named for its

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resemblance to a goat's beard. The goatee has

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been worn by many famous men throughout history,

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including Uncle Sam, Henry M. Hoyt, and Mr. Spock.

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The gob ham was often depicted with a goatee,

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and in medieval and renaissance art, Satan was

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depicted with a goatee as well. The goatee became

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popular again in the 1940s as a defining trait

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of the beatniks and jazz musicians. It fell out

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of favor again in the 1960s, but became fashionable

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again in the 1990s and 2000s. The term goatee

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originated in the late 20th century. It was originally

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called a goatee. Two douchebags at a microphone.

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My name is Mark, and I'm here in the Kansas City

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vicinity. Isn't it raining like nuts, though?

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That's what they said it was going to do. They

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said it was going to rain like crazy, and I didn't

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think there was going to be anyone down there.

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So, the same thing is up here. Good, good. Okay,

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that's cool. And so far, we've only had one PWC

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accident. That's it? That I have read of, yeah.

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Normally, we have boat accidents. We have boats

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ramped shores by now, normally. But, yeah, we've

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only had one PWC accident that I've read, which

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is good. That's really good. Yeah. Could it be

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the lake is growing up finally, Rob? No, I think

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it's the weather. It's the weather, yeah. It's

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raining. It's cold. Yeah. The water's still cold,

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dude. Yeah, it is not warm enough. They're not

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getting out of this shit. Hell no. The water

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at this point right here, it'll take until mid

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-June for the water to warm up enough. I'll tell

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you what. Next week, I'll give you a DWI report.

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How's that? Oh, I'd love that. I would love that.

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Instead of BWI. I'll give you a DWI because it's

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so cool and great. That sounds good to me. Yeah,

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because people find they've got to have alternate

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things to do. So, you know, hey, drinking is

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one of them, right? Hey, Ashley, some of you

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might watch on Ozark, which I have a report on

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after a while. Oh, nice. We love that. We love

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that. Okay. All right. Well, Spotify in particular.

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I'm not bagging on them. I love them. I listen

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to them, right? Do you have Spotify? No, I don't,

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but a lot of people I know do. Yeah. It seems

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to hear my phone frequently. I was in the break

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room talking about Culver's to the guys, and

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bam, there's a Culver's ad on Spotify. Okay,

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okay. Uh -huh. Go ahead. Oh. Go ahead. I got

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something else I got to add to this story. Okay,

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cool. Okay, so... I decided to start screwing

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with my algorithms, okay? And this happened a

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while back. So I make up crazy shit that doesn't

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exist to see what it tries to sell me, right?

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I just make up stupid words, things that did

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not make any sense at all. So I came up with

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an object, I guess it could be, and it's a lather

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mat horse woggle. So I kept saying that near

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my phone. I need to get a new blather mat horsewoggle.

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Horsewoggle is what I kept saying, right? I wait

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to see what it thinks I'm looking for. So it

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decided I was looking for a horse or beagle floor

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mat. And oddly enough, Target had them on sale,

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Rob. Holy shit. Yes. So I came up with a... Beagle

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floor mat. Yes. That came out of blather mat

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horsewoggle. So, I came up with another object

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or whatever. I was looking for a shiny Gafferson

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Toddfall. Once again, I wait. So, my phone finally

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decided I was looking for a shiny gold waterfall

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replica. Yeah. Okay. Out of a shiny Gafferson

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Toddfall. It thought I was looking for a shiny

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gold waterfall replica. That didn't sound close

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to it, but, you know, okay, whatever. So I thought,

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you know, I thought I'd go ahead and get in the

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market for some crotch white berries. Well, it

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tried to sell me them. I just come up with all

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kinds of shit. These were the only ones that

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work, you know, because I'm saying all this shit.

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I know you. So, well, when I tried to find some

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crotch -white berries, it tried to sell me Amazon

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Fresh Wild Berry Smoothie Mix. So, evidently,

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the only thing it caught out of crotch -white

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berries. That's close. Yeah, yeah, that was the

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closest one. So, go ahead and tell me yours,

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because I have more stuff I was doing. I was

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screwing with my algorithms on purpose. And it

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turns out that you can screw with them. you know,

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relentlessly tag you with commercials that are

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targeted at you. Okay, yeah. Go ahead, Rob. That's

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where my story comes in. Okay. Okay, you know

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how I bought a Nissan Frontier? Yes. Right? Uh

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-huh. Well, it seems like ever since I bought

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this truck on iHeart, a lot of... Yep. Same thing.

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Yeah, we were... Because you talked about it

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on the podcast and your phone was right there

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because you're talking on the phone to me. Yeah.

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Yeah. So... Yes. Yep. Somebody is listening to

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our podcast. That's cool. Well, you know what?

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I got a little news on that, too, Rob. That's

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weird. That's weird. Now, I buy a truck, and

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then all the commercials I hear is for that truck.

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Yeah. You know what? You're going to see a revamped

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show here. I'm starting to do a couple of things

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a little bit differently and add some stuff.

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And that's because I got some really encouraging

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news from someone that would know exactly what

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they're talking about. And they are really impressed

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with what we're doing. They really, and I say

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they, it's because of... It's a couple of them.

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And they really understand what we're trying

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to do. And they also realize that this is probably

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the only outlet for anything like this that they

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know of. So they had a couple of suggestions.

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And by God, I took them up on it. I'm going to

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be doing these. And you'll notice them. You'll

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notice them when you hear this broadcast. You're

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going to notice some new things in there. So

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anyhow, so. I got bored with that, you know,

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screwing with them. And I started a new campaign

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of terror pretty much on my phone and my algorithms.

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I got to observing the commercial patterns on

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Spotify, right? So I'm sitting there. I must

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have had a lot of time. Oh, I was in the hospital.

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I had time. Yeah, you had time. Yes. So I started

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screwing with algorithms. I'm like, all right,

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okay. I got to observing the commercial patterns

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on Spotify. And it's the same with all the other

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music services. Like I said, I'm not picking

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on them. I love them. I use them. I noticed that

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it was checking to see how many commercials I

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would tolerate, probably hoping that I would

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buy the premium or absorb more commercials. Spotify

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went up to four commercials in 45 seconds, and

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I felt that needed a trimming. So here's what

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I did. First thing I did was every time my commercials

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went to 40 seconds, I shut them off and wouldn't

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return all day. Then after a week of this, The

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ads were trimmed down to just under 40 seconds,

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Rob, but still four ads. They still made sure

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they got their four ads in, but they made sure

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it was right under 40 seconds because I kept

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shutting it off at 40 seconds. Okay, so it said,

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all right, let's give them 39 seconds, but let's

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fit four ads in there. You see what I'm saying?

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So my next step was... to screw with the algorithms

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again so i would turn the ads off every time

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at 35 seconds to see what they do right so after

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a week of this it started trimming the commercials

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down to 30 seconds and it's still trying to give

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me four ads at a time but dude it's comical i'm

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telling you these ads are so fast because they're

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trying to fit four of them in there and they're

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trying to get me to listen to every one of them

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right so The ads are like hyperspeed. Like, hey,

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you need a truck? I mean, it literally sounds

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like Mickey Mouse trying to sell you something.

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And it's funnier than hell. So I'm going to go

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down to 25 seconds and see if it's going to try

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to do that at all or if it's just going to give

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me three commercials. But as you can tell, I

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was really bored. And I got a little bit to say

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about that a little bit later. It's a little

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bit more serious about what I'm going to get

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into later. but that's for later. That's not

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for right now. So, anyhow, I was going to say

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that it looks like sunburn lotion is going to

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stay on the shelves because the late goers, you

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know, I'm hoping they have cable because of all

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the rain, but it sounds like they're down there

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doing it anyhow. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, you know,

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I thought there was going to be a bunch of...

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Yeah, this place is packed. Okay, well, okay,

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forget it. This is the beginning of season. What

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we call season. Memorial Day to Labor Day. Yeah,

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this is busted time. Any tourist area calls it

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that. And no, this is their bread and butter.

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All of those resorts down there, they're making

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their money now until Labor Day. Yeah, and then

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they save that to make it through the winter.

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Yeah, yep. And a lot of them go south for the

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winter. Just like construction. Oh, yeah, same

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thing. It's just like Eureka Springs. You know,

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a lot of the business owners don't even open

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up from, I think, probably mid -November. Well,

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they usually last it out. That's not true. They

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usually last it out until Christmas because they

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have a big Christmas celebration down there.

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Right after Christmas, a lot of them, they tear.

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They shut their business down because they're

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retired and they're running it, so they can do

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that. They'll shut their business down until

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about April. Some of them mid -March. Just depends

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on the weather and everything. And they'll go

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Florida or somewhere else. But they won't be

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down there hanging out in the weather. They go.

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And I imagine probably a lot of people that have

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their resorts there at work at the resorts probably

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do the same, don't they? Yeah. Well, yeah, a

00:16:04.110 --> 00:16:06.129
lot of them shut down. But a lot of them stay

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open, too, because you have down here. Christmas

00:16:11.620 --> 00:16:14.659
time is a big thing. Yeah, that's true. That's

00:16:14.659 --> 00:16:19.919
true. So, we shut down usually right after Christmas

00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:24.700
and open up about March. Okay. But season, technically,

00:16:24.940 --> 00:16:28.679
any tourist area you go to is Memorial Day to

00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:33.320
Labor Day. Yeah. But here, we stay busy quite

00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:37.799
a bit. Just like Branson. Yeah. Yeah, Branson's

00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:43.960
always busy. Yeah. Christmas to about end of

00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.039
March, beginning of April. Yeah, and then that's...

00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:49.759
Yeah, winter, winter. Winter, pretty much. It's

00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:52.399
shut down. Yeah. It doesn't really get so damn

00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:54.860
bad. Yeah, and there's so many curvy hills here.

00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:57.340
Nobody goes down there. No, it's true. I wouldn't

00:16:57.340 --> 00:16:59.379
want to drive in those hills down there with

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ice or snow on the ground. That'd be horrible.

00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:05.420
I mean, it's bad enough up here. We have hills,

00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:08.180
but not like down there. Yeah, you hate it. Yeah.

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Because you don't know if you're going to make

00:17:10.099 --> 00:17:13.650
it up that hill or not. Yeah. Yeah, no, I've

00:17:13.650 --> 00:17:17.390
been there before. We get half an inch of snow

00:17:17.390 --> 00:17:20.349
and it shuts us down for a day. That's because

00:17:20.349 --> 00:17:22.710
of all the hills. If people have never been there,

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they don't understand these hills. These hills

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are really abrupt. They go straight up. They

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turn. They curve at crazy angles. They go back

00:17:31.990 --> 00:17:34.710
the other way. I mean, if you don't know them,

00:17:34.829 --> 00:17:37.400
they're really hard to navigate. And even if

00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:39.160
you do know them, they're still hard to navigate.

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So no one wants to go on there. If you come to

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the Lake of the Ozarks, make sure you have good

00:17:44.619 --> 00:17:47.200
brakes. Just saying. You're going to be able

00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:50.200
to stop going down that hill. Yep, and preferably,

00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:55.579
also, four -wheel drive. But if you don't have

00:17:55.579 --> 00:17:58.579
that, good brakes, like Rob said. Yeah, good

00:17:58.579 --> 00:18:00.940
brakes. Stop yourself from going down the hill.

00:18:01.140 --> 00:18:05.859
Yeah, yep. There's hills down there. Yeah, there's

00:18:05.859 --> 00:18:08.619
a lot of them. You know what? Just do a Google

00:18:08.619 --> 00:18:12.700
search if you're that inclined on the terrain,

00:18:12.880 --> 00:18:15.599
driving terrain around, I don't know, Lake of

00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:18.599
the Ozarks, Ozarks, whatever, Ozark Mountains,

00:18:18.859 --> 00:18:20.599
all that stuff, and you'll see what we mean.

00:18:21.579 --> 00:18:25.220
That covers some here down in Arkansas, actually,

00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:27.740
if you look up Ozark Mountains. Yeah, and then

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Arkansas is a whole different thing because the

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roads aren't nearly as well kept, and Missouri

00:18:31.900 --> 00:18:34.650
roads suck. Oh, hell no. Missouri roads suck

00:18:34.650 --> 00:18:39.890
bad, but Arkansas roads, fuck. Arkansas is one

00:18:39.890 --> 00:18:41.849
of the roads that I was like driving up a mountain,

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and the road ended. No signs or nothing. I'm

00:18:46.349 --> 00:18:48.529
just like, I didn't know quite where I was at,

00:18:48.549 --> 00:18:50.869
but I knew where I was trying to go, right? And

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I'm going up, it was the, I forgot the name of

00:18:54.869 --> 00:18:56.690
the mountain. I think it might have been the

00:18:56.690 --> 00:19:00.309
Mark Twain National Forest still. And it goes

00:19:00.309 --> 00:19:03.819
into Arkansas, doesn't it, a little ways? Okay.

00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:07.599
Well, I was going up this big hill, and it was

00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:10.740
a paved road, and I think it was a state road,

00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:13.019
not a county road. I'm pretty sure it was, by

00:19:13.019 --> 00:19:15.099
the way it looked and the name of it and all

00:19:15.099 --> 00:19:18.619
that, you know. It was a lettered highway, so

00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:21.940
that would mean a state. I'm going straight up

00:19:21.940 --> 00:19:25.240
it, excuse me. All of a sudden, no signs or nothing,

00:19:25.279 --> 00:19:28.299
it just ends. Bunch of trees. I'm like, what

00:19:28.299 --> 00:19:31.109
the fuck? I had to turn around and go back and

00:19:31.109 --> 00:19:34.210
find another way. I couldn't believe it. Nowhere

00:19:34.210 --> 00:19:38.309
did it say, dead end, don't go up, nothing here,

00:19:38.529 --> 00:19:41.049
you know, nope. I just had to get up there and

00:19:41.049 --> 00:19:46.349
find out. I got a little story, something similar

00:19:46.349 --> 00:19:49.950
to that. Oh, go ahead, Rob. Yesterday on 44 Highway.

00:19:50.789 --> 00:19:54.450
Oh, I -44, the death trap? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

00:20:00.780 --> 00:20:04.859
I love Bonita, Oklahoma. Been there a lot of

00:20:04.859 --> 00:20:11.660
times. That's what I was telling you the other

00:20:11.660 --> 00:20:17.660
night. I said, go to that McDonald's. Oh, okay.

00:20:20.660 --> 00:20:28.299
It used to just be... It is. It's a giant McDonald's

00:20:28.299 --> 00:20:31.779
and other stuff that goes over the highway. Okay,

00:20:31.779 --> 00:20:35.359
but here's the problem. If you're coming from

00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:43.940
Oklahoma into Missouri, then there is an outer

00:20:43.940 --> 00:20:48.900
road that leads up to a bridge that has an extra

00:20:48.900 --> 00:20:50.960
ramp to where you get out of the highway and

00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:56.410
keep going. But if you're heading... we were

00:20:56.410 --> 00:21:01.950
on that side of the highway. Uh -huh. Because

00:21:01.950 --> 00:21:07.730
it's like a truck stop. You know, you have one

00:21:07.730 --> 00:21:09.849
side of the highway and the other side of the

00:21:09.849 --> 00:21:13.750
highway. And the building goes over the highway.

00:21:13.950 --> 00:21:17.690
It's like a skywalk, you know? It started out

00:21:17.690 --> 00:21:20.309
as a Howard Johnson's. Did you know that? Well,

00:21:20.309 --> 00:21:23.930
here's the thing. Yeah, it did. It did. Okay.

00:21:24.009 --> 00:21:28.880
Well, here's the thing. to come back home? Uh

00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:35.119
-huh. We had to drive seven miles deeper into

00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:39.740
Oklahoma to Bay Cabin to turn around to come

00:21:39.740 --> 00:21:42.859
back. That's a pretty good little trek just to

00:21:42.859 --> 00:21:45.180
turn around and come back. I never realized that.

00:21:46.099 --> 00:21:50.000
Okay. Yeah. I've always stopped there on the

00:21:50.000 --> 00:22:11.200
way back. Yeah, when you're going. Wow. To get

00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:17.019
a perspective on this, it's about 30 miles west

00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:30.380
of Joplin, about? Yeah, on I -44. Yes, that's

00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:35.829
what I was getting ready to get at. It's all

00:22:35.829 --> 00:22:40.150
done with satellite. I'm waiting on a bill to

00:22:40.150 --> 00:22:45.250
go down to, you know, further into Oklahoma and

00:22:45.250 --> 00:22:49.029
turn around and come back. Uh -huh. And by that

00:22:49.029 --> 00:22:52.769
point, you're in the toll area. And there's a

00:22:52.769 --> 00:22:55.589
sign that says they can't get off your license

00:22:55.589 --> 00:23:00.609
plate. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, they do. And they'll

00:23:00.609 --> 00:23:01.930
send you the bill in the mail. And they'll bill

00:23:01.930 --> 00:23:06.160
you one way. I've had them from Florida. They

00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:08.160
sent them to me six months later in Florida.

00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.259
I'm waiting for a bill. I'm waiting for a bill.

00:23:10.740 --> 00:23:14.579
I think they call it the Sunshine Way in Florida.

00:23:14.779 --> 00:23:17.740
I'm going to catch my ass, build a fucking turnaround

00:23:17.740 --> 00:23:22.440
right there, and then I wouldn't have to pay

00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:27.720
this toll. Yeah. Yep. No, I know what you mean.

00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:30.500
Florida is a lot like that, too. And they sent

00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:32.779
me a bill like six months later. And I thought

00:23:32.779 --> 00:23:35.420
it was a scam. That's how long ago it was. And

00:23:35.420 --> 00:23:38.380
so I had to look it up. Well, there are scams

00:23:38.380 --> 00:23:41.220
like that going around right now. I've been getting

00:23:41.220 --> 00:23:46.680
them on my phone. Just text saying you owe toll

00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:50.619
charges. I live in Missouri. We don't have no

00:23:50.619 --> 00:23:56.220
fucking toll. You know? I had to call down there.

00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:59.700
It is an internet scam that everybody needs to

00:23:59.700 --> 00:24:01.740
be aware of, and I'm sure a lot of people have

00:24:01.740 --> 00:24:04.539
heard about it by now. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's one

00:24:04.539 --> 00:24:06.619
of the older scams, actually. It's one of the

00:24:06.619 --> 00:24:09.700
older ones that they started doing. I actually

00:24:09.700 --> 00:24:11.839
had to call down there to Florida, and the lady

00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:14.240
was like, oh, yeah, this is from February or

00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:16.900
something. I think I was actually on a work trip,

00:24:16.940 --> 00:24:19.819
and I didn't realize it. Anyhow, I think I just

00:24:19.819 --> 00:24:21.900
turned it over to them, if I remember correctly,

00:24:22.079 --> 00:24:23.900
went in and said, hey, this is your guy's shit.

00:24:24.589 --> 00:24:27.690
pay it so anyhow i guess it took him a while

00:24:27.690 --> 00:24:32.630
to find me because i had a rental car yeah so

00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:34.750
i guess the rental car after dicking with them

00:24:34.750 --> 00:24:36.869
for a while said okay here's the guy that rented

00:24:36.869 --> 00:24:42.430
it go after him well normally they have a little

00:24:42.430 --> 00:24:45.390
box on there and is it figured in your toll when

00:24:45.390 --> 00:24:48.730
you go pay the uh when you go pay the bill for

00:24:48.730 --> 00:24:51.099
the rental car Usually there's a little box on

00:24:51.099 --> 00:24:53.000
there that collects that information. They take

00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:55.279
it out of there. It's like, okay, he's got $30

00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:58.420
in toll. Okay, add it to the bill that he owes

00:24:58.420 --> 00:25:01.240
for renting this car for a week. So you actually

00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:05.279
already paid it? Not according to them. Well,

00:25:05.380 --> 00:25:07.599
I gave it to my work, if I remember correctly.

00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:09.980
I think so. It was quite a few years ago. I gave

00:25:09.980 --> 00:25:13.660
it to them. And it was like, hey, this is six

00:25:13.660 --> 00:25:16.500
months ago. I don't know why I got it now, but

00:25:16.500 --> 00:25:18.940
I unraveled it. Here it is. It's a work trip.

00:25:19.390 --> 00:25:22.529
have fun whatever so um yeah they could argue

00:25:22.529 --> 00:25:24.170
it with them because then they could look back

00:25:24.170 --> 00:25:26.269
at hertz because we used to rent from hertz all

00:25:26.269 --> 00:25:29.529
the time um they could go back to hertz and find

00:25:29.529 --> 00:25:32.809
out look for the invoice and then find out because

00:25:32.809 --> 00:25:35.470
they have records on all that if uh if they paid

00:25:35.470 --> 00:25:38.490
it or not so anyhow i don't know i never checked

00:25:38.490 --> 00:25:40.309
in with them again i didn't really give a shit

00:25:40.309 --> 00:25:42.009
you know i gave it to them because it wasn't

00:25:42.009 --> 00:25:46.630
mine so um you remember um me bragging up kinder's

00:25:46.630 --> 00:25:50.809
brand wood fire garlic spice Oh, this shit is

00:25:50.809 --> 00:25:53.029
so good. I'm still looking for it. I'm still

00:25:53.029 --> 00:25:55.990
looking for it. Rob, I will get you one. I can't

00:25:55.990 --> 00:25:57.809
find it down there. I'm going to get you a big

00:25:57.809 --> 00:26:01.289
one. I found Costco has huge ones, dude, and

00:26:01.289 --> 00:26:04.130
for like half the price of everywhere else. So

00:26:04.130 --> 00:26:06.289
I'll get you one, and when I come down to Lake

00:26:06.289 --> 00:26:08.029
of the Ozarks to stay at the lake house I was

00:26:08.029 --> 00:26:10.569
talking about, that'll be one of the things I'll

00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:15.369
bring with me. That stuff is good. Yeah, for

00:26:15.369 --> 00:26:19.150
me to get to a Costco, I just want to be an hour

00:26:19.150 --> 00:26:24.220
away. Okay. And Springfield, there's one in Springfield

00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:30.220
also. Oh, that's right. I forgot. You're more

00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:50.539
in Central. Oh, okay. Tomorrow, don't do a damn

00:26:50.539 --> 00:26:53.599
thing, Rob. Pamper yourself. I'm cleaning my

00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:57.799
carpets. Oh. And doing my laundry. I've had three

00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:04.079
days off. I love it. I love it. Okay. Well, I

00:27:04.079 --> 00:27:06.140
mean, you know what? At least you... But you

00:27:06.140 --> 00:27:10.059
know what? I'm spoiling my kids. You know? You

00:27:10.059 --> 00:27:13.839
know what? I get that opportunity. That's what

00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:18.359
I'm saying. You know what? You see the kids grow

00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:22.579
up so fast, and then they become different. You

00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:25.220
still love them, but you remember how they were.

00:27:25.339 --> 00:27:27.779
You know, it just goes so fast, you know, those

00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:32.579
magical years. Right. I know. I know. Yeah. Relive

00:27:32.579 --> 00:27:36.299
that with your grandchildren, you know. I'm working

00:27:36.299 --> 00:27:39.369
on it. Yeah. I'm working on it. Yeah. So what'd

00:27:39.369 --> 00:27:42.970
you do? Yeah, it is. So, um, okay. So anyhow,

00:27:43.069 --> 00:27:44.809
I've been getting people coming at me with this

00:27:44.809 --> 00:27:47.289
new cowboy butter spice. Have you heard of that?

00:27:48.490 --> 00:27:53.529
No. Um, it's okay. I had some, uh, good. It sounds

00:27:53.529 --> 00:27:57.069
good. Yeah, it was. It sounds good. It was good.

00:27:57.150 --> 00:27:58.789
Well, that's why I tried it. Everyone said, you

00:27:58.789 --> 00:28:02.029
got to try that cowboy butter. I did. I got some,

00:28:02.190 --> 00:28:05.410
um, So I just ordered it from Amazon and it came

00:28:05.410 --> 00:28:10.509
in the mail. So I had some pork chops that I

00:28:10.509 --> 00:28:12.869
was getting ready to grill. I had a little propane

00:28:12.869 --> 00:28:14.970
left and I was like, yeah, I'm going to use that

00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:20.789
shit up. So I put on the cowboy butter on three

00:28:20.789 --> 00:28:23.170
of them. Then the other three I put on wood -fired

00:28:23.170 --> 00:28:26.049
garlic on the other ones. So I had a little taste

00:28:26.049 --> 00:28:29.069
test, right? I tried them both and the cowboy

00:28:29.069 --> 00:28:31.329
butter is really good, but the wood fire garlic

00:28:31.329 --> 00:28:36.190
is even better. But then I got smart and I mixed

00:28:36.190 --> 00:28:39.190
them. I mixed them 70 % wood fire garlic and

00:28:39.190 --> 00:28:42.849
30 % cowboy butter. The stuff was incredible.

00:28:43.049 --> 00:28:45.230
I'm telling you, I can't wait to do a brisket

00:28:45.230 --> 00:28:47.529
with those spices. Oh my God. I'm going to need

00:28:47.529 --> 00:28:49.369
them in like, like, you know, like if you're

00:28:49.369 --> 00:28:52.740
doing dough, bread dough or pizza dough. Oh,

00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:55.400
I'm going to just, what I'm going to do is I

00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:57.220
already got this in my mind and I can't wait.

00:28:57.359 --> 00:29:02.559
Do you ever brine a brisket, Rob? I have not

00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:05.920
in years. Okay. Well, I use orange juice. Not

00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:08.880
since I worked in the industry, put it that way.

00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:12.039
Okay. Okay. Well. I love to brine them whenever

00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:14.200
I get a chance, and you use a cooler is the best

00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:16.940
thing you can do, is that way it keeps your brisket

00:29:16.940 --> 00:29:19.900
cold enough to where it doesn't spoil. So you

00:29:19.900 --> 00:29:23.779
get a cooler, and you get, probably depending

00:29:23.779 --> 00:29:26.960
on the size of the brisket, probably two of those

00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.180
concentrated orange juice cans, right? Throw

00:29:30.180 --> 00:29:33.180
them in there, throw some water and ice in there,

00:29:33.220 --> 00:29:34.819
and you let your brisket sit in there for about

00:29:34.819 --> 00:29:39.559
four days, and you let that citrus just... soak

00:29:39.559 --> 00:29:42.799
into the pores and then you take that brisket

00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.559
and you sear off the meat side to give a nice

00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:50.140
crisp um and lock in the juices and then you

00:29:50.140 --> 00:29:52.400
flip it over and you smoke it for a while and

00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:54.759
i'll tell you what with this with this spice

00:29:54.759 --> 00:29:58.000
on there the cowboy butter slash a wood fire

00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:01.019
garlic i i'm telling you what man i'm I'm going

00:30:01.019 --> 00:30:02.920
to do a report when I do this. It's probably

00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:05.079
a month away or so. I've got too much other stuff

00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:07.880
I've got to do. But I'm going to give a report

00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:09.859
on this. I'm going to smoke with apple, cherry,

00:30:10.019 --> 00:30:14.819
and hickory. And then what you do whenever you've

00:30:14.819 --> 00:30:20.099
got that sweetened... Do you like apple and cherry

00:30:20.099 --> 00:30:29.049
or not? I like apple, yes. Okay. Cherry... Well,

00:30:29.190 --> 00:30:32.769
I think maybe you got city cherry. City cherry

00:30:32.769 --> 00:30:36.130
has a real rancid taste. If you get cherry from

00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:39.329
the country, it's really sweet and it's mellow.

00:30:40.170 --> 00:30:42.970
You probably got city cherry. I'm not joking

00:30:42.970 --> 00:30:47.829
you. For real. There's a difference. Anyhow.

00:30:48.009 --> 00:30:52.329
I know I like apple and I like hickory and I

00:30:52.329 --> 00:30:56.730
like mesquite. Okay. All right, and then you

00:30:56.730 --> 00:30:59.650
use the spicy sauce after that. Oh, yeah, yeah,

00:30:59.670 --> 00:31:02.630
yeah. Yeah, now you're talking. Absolutely. Yep.

00:31:03.410 --> 00:31:06.509
So, anyhow, I got some other stuff, but I'm not

00:31:06.509 --> 00:31:08.069
going to get into it, Rob. We're going to get

00:31:08.069 --> 00:31:09.849
into something of yours, then we'll come back

00:31:09.849 --> 00:31:12.450
and I got a little thing to say. But go ahead,

00:31:12.549 --> 00:31:19.190
Rob. All right. I'm going to move into some lights

00:31:19.190 --> 00:31:24.329
of the Ozark news. We love it. And this one's

00:31:24.329 --> 00:31:34.319
a cool one. Ozark Law is back for season two.

00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:41.339
Can you believe it? The show is currently in

00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:48.799
production with a premiere. Okay, you lose it?

00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:54.720
No, the Duke is calling me. Oh, here, let's put

00:31:54.720 --> 00:32:00.220
this on pause. Answer him, okay? Alright. All

00:32:00.220 --> 00:32:02.799
right, well, we had a brief pause and the Duke

00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:05.380
hung up, so we assume it's nothing too important.

00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:09.420
So, anyhow, go ahead, Rob. Yeah, yeah, let me

00:32:09.420 --> 00:32:12.519
get back to it. Oh, okay. The show is currently,

00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:19.160
we're on Ozark Law on A &E, back for season two.

00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:22.599
The show is currently in production with a premiere

00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:26.579
will be announced later this year. The Osage

00:32:26.579 --> 00:32:29.380
Beach Police Department confirmed on Friday.

00:32:30.460 --> 00:32:37.500
Season 1 of Ozark Law aired January 2025 on A

00:32:37.500 --> 00:32:41.940
&E and received praise from viewers as well as

00:32:41.940 --> 00:32:47.000
the community. From the quirky last episode with

00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:52.279
a guy, or first episode, with a guy and zipper.

00:32:53.119 --> 00:33:09.880
If you've seen it. Mm -hmm. That does suck. Yeah.

00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:36.539
That's going to be cool. So they're going to

00:33:36.539 --> 00:33:39.400
be filming all the shenanigans, huh? No, they're

00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:42.619
already filming. Oh, good. Good, good, good.

00:33:42.700 --> 00:33:47.539
I will look forward to that. Awesome. Let's see

00:33:47.539 --> 00:33:50.599
what they got. And just so everybody knows, not

00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.220
the whole lake is the crazy stuff you see on

00:33:53.220 --> 00:33:56.700
TV. No, no. A lot of people go down there. We

00:33:56.700 --> 00:34:00.440
have a quiet side. Yeah, yep. Yep, there's a

00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:02.339
lot of people go down there in a cabin and that's

00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:03.880
all they want to do. They don't want to do much

00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:05.579
else. They might do a little fishing out on the

00:34:05.579 --> 00:34:08.519
boat, but that's all they do. We have everything

00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:11.980
for everybody. If you want to get crazy, go over

00:34:11.980 --> 00:34:15.360
there. Yeah, yeah, they have party coves. Come

00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:18.820
around here or other parts of the way. And it's

00:34:18.820 --> 00:34:20.960
real easy, the party coves. As I remember, you

00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:23.579
just start driving up and you go, hey, where

00:34:23.579 --> 00:34:26.280
is the party at? And everyone will point you

00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:28.289
to the cove. They'll go, yeah, yeah, go around

00:34:28.289 --> 00:34:30.210
there, go around there a mile, marker 10, right

00:34:30.210 --> 00:34:33.070
there, go to the left. And there you go. There's

00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:36.489
the party. Oh, no, no, it's changed. Oh, has

00:34:36.489 --> 00:34:39.630
it? A little bit different. Okay. Yeah, now you

00:34:39.630 --> 00:34:42.769
pull up, ask where the party's at. Uh -huh. Yeah,

00:34:42.769 --> 00:34:46.849
fingers pointing everywhere. You know what? It

00:34:46.849 --> 00:34:48.630
has been a long time since I've been down there.

00:34:49.010 --> 00:34:54.289
Okay. Okay. All the bars on the lake. Yeah, there's

00:34:54.289 --> 00:34:58.340
going to be fingers pointing everywhere. Yeah,

00:34:58.380 --> 00:35:03.860
they built it up a lot. All right. Okay. That's

00:35:03.860 --> 00:35:07.619
why I stay in the bunker as much as I can. Just

00:35:07.619 --> 00:35:09.719
saying. Good thing you have all the canned food

00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:15.219
there. You don't have to get out. Yes. If I do,

00:35:15.420 --> 00:35:20.780
it's a five -minute walk or a four -minute drive.

00:35:21.019 --> 00:35:24.059
Once I get out, I start the truck. And then he's

00:35:24.059 --> 00:35:30.699
back in the bunker. All right. As everyone knows,

00:35:30.860 --> 00:35:34.840
you know, I had that health thing and, you know,

00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.500
had to go into the hospital and all that. The

00:35:37.500 --> 00:35:40.739
hardest thing I've ever had to do, to full disclosure

00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:44.139
here, is watch my mom agonize in pain when they

00:35:44.139 --> 00:35:47.760
put my dad and my brother in the ground. That

00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:49.980
is the worst thing you can imagine. There's nothing

00:35:49.980 --> 00:35:52.860
you can do to help her. This woman, you love

00:35:52.860 --> 00:35:56.750
her. She walks on water. You know, everybody

00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:59.809
knows I'm a mama's boy. Rob, you're a mama's

00:35:59.809 --> 00:36:05.710
boy, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. God rest her soul.

00:36:05.829 --> 00:36:11.090
Great woman. Okay. The second hardest thing I've

00:36:11.090 --> 00:36:15.389
ever done is admit that I need an ambulance and

00:36:15.389 --> 00:36:19.050
admit I needed help. I have been talking with

00:36:19.050 --> 00:36:23.739
people at work. Yeah, it sucks. Us as men have

00:36:23.739 --> 00:36:26.960
this enormous pride and we're taught. Rub some

00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:29.739
mud on it. You feel strong and you ain't got

00:36:29.739 --> 00:36:33.199
that strength. Yeah, at one point you need to

00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:37.079
figure out. We're all mortal. Rub some dirt on

00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:40.639
it. Doesn't work after a while. And let me explain

00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:42.199
to you a little bit more. I talked to several

00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.340
people at work and I think maybe my experience

00:36:44.340 --> 00:36:47.440
might have done them some good. A couple of them

00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.360
are in their 50s and have never had a physical

00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:56.539
checkup. Never. That is why. You know all these

00:36:56.539 --> 00:37:01.280
widows, right? Do you know any widowers? Think

00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:05.079
about it. There's probably 20 widows and maybe

00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:08.980
one widower. Men die before women. Why is that?

00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:12.139
I think pretty much because we don't go to the

00:37:12.139 --> 00:37:15.480
doctor enough. We're hard -headed. See, it's

00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:18.780
not just me. Thank you. Everybody is. I was like

00:37:18.780 --> 00:37:21.559
that, too. Thank you. I'm telling you, men, it

00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:24.519
is. My whole family is on me. You didn't get

00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:29.440
to the doctor. Why? I'm telling you what. All

00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:33.059
they do is take my money and tell me what I already

00:37:33.059 --> 00:37:37.579
know. I'm telling you what. If I had not been

00:37:37.579 --> 00:37:39.559
under a doctor's care for quite a while now,

00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.300
you know, undiagnosed, untreated high blood pressure

00:37:43.300 --> 00:37:48.820
can ruin your kidneys, make you go blind. It

00:37:48.820 --> 00:37:51.539
can kill you and will kill you. The same way,

00:37:51.619 --> 00:37:54.179
especially diabetes. If you don't know you have

00:37:54.179 --> 00:37:56.659
diabetes, you are fucked. Your pancreas is going

00:37:56.659 --> 00:37:58.079
to be toast, and guess what? You're going to

00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:00.119
be dead. But it's not going to be an easy death.

00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:02.719
So what I'm saying here is not to scare people.

00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:06.960
I'm telling you, men, go to the doctor. I think

00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:09.440
I've done some good. I've talked to some friends

00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:13.519
of mine, and they seem to have an understanding

00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.239
now that this needs to happen. I'm not telling

00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:19.059
you this to scare you. I'm telling you it's because

00:38:19.059 --> 00:38:21.360
of fact. And I'm telling you once again, think

00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:24.559
of all the widows you know. And think of all

00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:29.539
the widowers you know. Mark, I get it. I get

00:38:29.539 --> 00:38:34.019
it. Yes. Our insurance company at work, at the

00:38:34.019 --> 00:38:38.739
first year, we had to get a physical. Our rates

00:38:38.739 --> 00:38:42.380
were going to double. Yep. You know what I mean?

00:38:42.380 --> 00:38:45.739
So we went and took a physical, and then they

00:38:45.739 --> 00:38:48.730
started talking to me about, colonoscopy. Well,

00:38:48.849 --> 00:38:53.809
I got a Cologuard kit sitting in here. That's

00:38:53.809 --> 00:38:56.409
embarrassing as hell. Do you know why insurance

00:38:56.409 --> 00:38:59.610
companies do that, Rob? Because, okay, if you

00:38:59.610 --> 00:39:01.570
treat what you have, like high blood pressure

00:39:01.570 --> 00:39:03.909
or diabetes, they're not going to have to pay

00:39:03.909 --> 00:39:06.469
for you to sit there and get a liver transplant.

00:39:06.909 --> 00:39:09.190
You see what I'm saying? Well, I understand that.

00:39:09.309 --> 00:39:14.170
I understand that. Uh -huh. Yeah, it's just that...

00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:22.179
feeling undrunk. I gotta take it because my insurance

00:39:22.179 --> 00:39:28.800
paid for the kit. It's just embarrassing. You

00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:34.719
know what? I go in for a colonoscopy and... See,

00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.500
I don't have to do that. I gotta send my shit

00:39:37.500 --> 00:39:41.599
in the mail. I do a colonoscopy because it's

00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:44.320
more thorough. But, I mean, ColoGuard's a good

00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:49.230
start. Anyhow, that's enough of that. You know,

00:39:49.230 --> 00:39:53.489
I just wanted to mention it. So, anyhow, the

00:39:53.489 --> 00:39:56.630
ambulance was second of the hardest thing I ever

00:39:56.630 --> 00:39:59.849
had to do. And like I said, that is because of

00:39:59.849 --> 00:40:03.929
our pride. We're all like that. We're all like

00:40:03.929 --> 00:40:06.730
that. Drop it and go make sure there's nothing

00:40:06.730 --> 00:40:08.650
wrong with you. And I'm talking as soon as you

00:40:08.650 --> 00:40:10.909
can, guys. I assume a lot of people listening

00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:13.530
to this, a lot of them are men our age. Because

00:40:13.530 --> 00:40:15.829
this is our humor. This is what we grew up on.

00:40:17.279 --> 00:40:20.719
Please do it. Yeah, we're getting it serious.

00:40:21.019 --> 00:40:23.719
We need to do it. I mean, don't you want to see

00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:25.840
your grandkids get married? I think everybody

00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:28.320
wants to see that. Exactly. There's only one

00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.300
way to do that, and that is to make sure you

00:40:30.300 --> 00:40:33.539
have proper care. So, guys, do it. And we're

00:40:33.539 --> 00:40:36.300
going to go. We're going to cut for a minute

00:40:36.300 --> 00:40:39.480
here. And you're going to hear some ha -ha's.

00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:41.219
And then we're going to come back with some emails.

00:40:41.460 --> 00:40:45.179
Does that sound good? All right, we'll be right

00:40:45.179 --> 00:40:47.260
back. Miss Gulkenstein was tired of Mark and

00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:50.159
Toe for making sport of her. Little did the douchebags

00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.039
know, Miss Gulkenstein was a voodoo high priestess

00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:56.579
when she was younger. She grew angry and cast

00:40:56.579 --> 00:40:59.639
a spell on Rob, changing Rob into a capuchin

00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:04.199
monkey. Mark took Rob to a local zoo so he could

00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:06.599
be with the other monkeys. Here are the adventures

00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:13.039
of Rob, the capuchin monkey. Shh, be very quiet.

00:41:13.769 --> 00:41:16.170
We're going to listen in as Rob the Capuchin

00:41:16.170 --> 00:41:18.230
Monkey tries to sell the rest of the Capuchin

00:41:18.230 --> 00:41:21.030
Monkey's Amway. Rob has always dreamed of becoming

00:41:21.030 --> 00:41:24.510
a Diamond Status Amway as a Capuchin Monkey.

00:41:45.289 --> 00:41:49.090
Little did our hero Rob know. All the great apes

00:41:49.090 --> 00:41:51.329
owned stock in Sam's Club and became violently

00:41:51.329 --> 00:41:53.389
pissed off when he tried to infringe on their

00:41:53.389 --> 00:41:56.090
territory. They promptly grabbed switches and

00:41:56.090 --> 00:41:58.690
beat his ass for three days straight. Rob could

00:41:58.690 --> 00:42:02.489
not sit down. Oh, hey, look at the time. It's

00:42:02.489 --> 00:42:08.050
time for the crazy -ass word of the day. As much

00:42:08.050 --> 00:42:10.389
fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum,

00:42:10.510 --> 00:42:16.730
two douchebags and a microphone. You watch the

00:42:16.730 --> 00:42:20.630
news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

00:42:21.110 --> 00:42:24.230
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand

00:42:24.230 --> 00:42:28.730
and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the

00:42:28.730 --> 00:42:35.309
post -apocalypse. Okay, so you have your bunker

00:42:35.309 --> 00:42:38.929
set. And what do you do inside this bunker to

00:42:38.929 --> 00:42:42.150
give you the readiness if an apocalypse occurs?

00:42:43.150 --> 00:42:45.449
Here are some products you will probably use.

00:42:46.869 --> 00:42:50.829
Zip ties, duct tape, fishing line, a needle and

00:42:50.829 --> 00:42:54.030
thread, matches or a lighter, scissors, safety

00:42:54.030 --> 00:42:57.250
pins, super glue, bungee cords, parachute cord,

00:42:57.449 --> 00:43:00.309
sugar, salt, pepper, garlic, and chicken and

00:43:00.309 --> 00:43:03.510
beef bouillon cubes. Crusty's Instant Pancake

00:43:03.510 --> 00:43:06.690
Mix, Jiffy Muffin Mix, or Bisquick, or all the

00:43:06.690 --> 00:43:09.449
above. Powdered milk, cocoa, instant coffee,

00:43:09.610 --> 00:43:13.130
or other dry beverage mixes. canned meats like

00:43:13.130 --> 00:43:16.010
tuna, chicken, salmon, and sardines, canned and

00:43:16.010 --> 00:43:18.769
dry soup like Lipton and Knorr noodle packages,

00:43:19.070 --> 00:43:22.050
nuts, peanut butter, jelly or honey, breakfast

00:43:22.050 --> 00:43:26.329
bars, cereals, packaged oatmeal, low salt crackers,

00:43:26.809 --> 00:43:29.769
Ritz crackers, ram crackers, or animal cookies,

00:43:29.969 --> 00:43:32.449
canned and dry vegetable and fruit, and this

00:43:32.449 --> 00:43:36.369
should get you started. And now, a brand new

00:43:36.369 --> 00:43:41.469
feature, strange insults from an alien. May your

00:43:41.469 --> 00:43:45.530
mother come to talk to you. And then leave your

00:43:45.530 --> 00:43:50.130
door slightly ajar. So that you may have to get

00:43:50.130 --> 00:43:58.170
up and close it. Hi all. This is Chicago. I am

00:43:58.170 --> 00:44:04.630
the most dangerous city in North America. You

00:44:04.630 --> 00:44:07.889
can't touch me. Oh yeah? This is Kansas City

00:44:07.889 --> 00:44:11.369
here. Hold my beer, bitch. Two douchebags and

00:44:11.369 --> 00:44:13.690
microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

00:44:14.210 --> 00:44:21.130
We offer you first world problems. My driver's

00:44:21.130 --> 00:44:24.690
license picture makes me look older. I'm calling

00:44:24.690 --> 00:44:42.710
a lawyer. Two deuce bags of microphone on Mark

00:44:42.710 --> 00:44:45.050
on the extreme southern tip of the Kansas City

00:44:45.050 --> 00:44:50.650
area. And I am Rob at the beautiful Niagara Arm

00:44:50.650 --> 00:44:53.170
of Lake of the Ozarks. If you don't believe me,

00:44:53.190 --> 00:44:57.110
come on down. Yes, it is beautiful. And the best

00:44:57.110 --> 00:45:00.449
part of Lake of the Ozarks is the Niagara Arm.

00:45:00.510 --> 00:45:03.989
It is a spring fed lake. Clear, beautiful water.

00:45:04.469 --> 00:45:07.210
So go there or Rob will hunt you down and beat

00:45:07.210 --> 00:45:16.179
you. Yeah, if you go down there, get a hold of

00:45:16.179 --> 00:45:19.219
Rob, he will give you a poster of him in a loincloth

00:45:19.219 --> 00:45:25.000
doing the show. Oh, oh, oh, update. Okay. Go

00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:31.860
ahead. I got my KY -102 shirt. Yeah. Okay, you

00:45:31.860 --> 00:45:35.559
might be wearing a KY -102 shirt. And a loincloth.

00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.579
Huh? I said you might be wearing a... Yes, I

00:45:38.579 --> 00:45:43.860
am. Yes, I am. I'm wearing my KY -102... You

00:45:43.860 --> 00:45:56.260
know, they talk Kansas City. They rock Kansas

00:45:56.260 --> 00:46:05.860
City. We talk Kansas City. Okay. Yeah, I agree.

00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:09.840
Okay. Anyhow, that was really ruined because

00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:13.159
I said it backwards. so i know yeah let's just

00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:18.539
let's just move on i did i tried oh thank you

00:46:18.539 --> 00:46:21.119
for trying to save me rob i was unsavable it

00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:26.179
turns out so all right first one rob you should

00:46:26.179 --> 00:46:28.440
start a fishing guide service in your loin club

00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:32.440
you could call it fishing with tarzan renee and

00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:41.699
valentine i think uh nebraska probably I'm looking

00:46:41.699 --> 00:46:49.000
for a retirement job. There you go. I just imagine

00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:56.820
you doing that thing. Renee, whoever you are,

00:46:56.820 --> 00:47:00.599
we love you. That was fucking awesome. Yeah,

00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:03.480
I think it'd be a great gimmick. Hey, if you

00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:05.539
go over there, that guy's in a loincloth and

00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:07.619
it's called Fishing with Tarzan. Everyone's going

00:47:07.619 --> 00:47:12.000
there. Honestly, I might. I might honestly try

00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:14.920
that as a retirement gig. Over here, we got Henry,

00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:18.179
the old man, or we got Rob. It would go over.

00:47:18.380 --> 00:47:21.739
I think it would go over. There's a loincloth

00:47:21.739 --> 00:47:24.980
below. Thank you. Renee, I don't know if you

00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:27.199
know how brilliant you are, but you are, so.

00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:32.840
Okay, next one. Mark, I recently revisited Bubba

00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:34.980
Clem's show, Bubba the Love Sponge, because you

00:47:34.980 --> 00:47:37.380
still listen and like it. I must admit, it took

00:47:37.380 --> 00:47:39.500
me a minute or three shows to get accustomed

00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:42.800
to the newer people and format. I have to say,

00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.900
I do like it. Thanks for the information. I get

00:47:45.900 --> 00:47:49.320
so bored here in KC with its lame radio. Ross.

00:47:51.099 --> 00:47:54.599
Yeah, I mean, the show is completely different

00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:56.659
than it used to be, but I still like it. It still

00:47:56.659 --> 00:48:01.039
entertains me. Yeah, I'm glad you picked it up

00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:04.159
and like it. I mean, yeah, I... I listen to it.

00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:07.420
I don't listen to it all the time. I only have

00:48:07.420 --> 00:48:10.119
so much time I can divide my attention. But whenever

00:48:10.119 --> 00:48:11.800
I get a chance, like if I'm working out in the

00:48:11.800 --> 00:48:15.420
yard or something, I'll go and I'll go find it

00:48:15.420 --> 00:48:18.000
and listen to, you know, listen to it for a little

00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:20.480
while or sometimes on the way to work, I will

00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:24.239
or something. So I'm glad you enjoy it. Next

00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:31.559
one. Ross in Kansas City. Do you know one? Ross?

00:48:32.780 --> 00:48:36.639
Have you emailed us before? Because I'm thinking

00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:42.519
of another email from Ross. Okay, I can totally

00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:46.639
believe that. It's just sticking out with me.

00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:53.820
I think he might be. I think you're right. I

00:48:53.820 --> 00:48:56.280
think you're right, and he was Ross in Kansas

00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:59.559
City on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,

00:48:59.579 --> 00:49:03.360
damn, I can't remember what he wanted. I can't

00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:07.380
hear, but I'm recognizing the name. Ross, Ross,

00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.639
keep writing us, man. We love you. Thank you.

00:49:09.659 --> 00:49:15.300
Thanks for listening. Anyhow, I'm honored that

00:49:15.300 --> 00:49:17.639
you listened to my show and his, and we're in

00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:19.579
somewhere in that, you know, I know we're not

00:49:19.579 --> 00:49:23.059
nearly as good, but I'm just happy to be in the

00:49:23.059 --> 00:49:27.139
ballpark. So if that's what you call it. So anyhow,

00:49:27.340 --> 00:49:30.860
next one. Rob, do you use vanilla bean or vanilla

00:49:30.860 --> 00:49:34.659
extract on your scones recipe? Ralph and Marathon,

00:49:34.900 --> 00:49:41.039
hopefully Florida. Well... Whoa, whoa, whoa,

00:49:41.179 --> 00:49:44.420
whoa, whoa, whoa. Read that again. Rob, do you

00:49:44.420 --> 00:49:46.960
use vanilla bean or vanilla extract for your

00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:51.820
scones recipe? Ralph and Marathon. What the fuck?

00:49:55.019 --> 00:49:59.719
Okay, my first question is who the... said I

00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:02.539
made stuff. That's what I'm thinking. That's

00:50:02.539 --> 00:50:06.239
why I'm cracking up. That word has never came

00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:11.400
out of my mouth. Sorry. Sorry, dude. It's like

00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:13.559
the people asking me for the biscuit recipes.

00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:16.199
I think it's one person fucking with us. I don't

00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:23.679
know. Now, if you want to know about apple fritters

00:50:23.679 --> 00:50:26.860
and bear claws, I can tell you about. There you

00:50:26.860 --> 00:50:32.159
go. Or glazed donuts. I can give you... I know

00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:35.079
nothing about. I'm from the middle of Missouri.

00:50:35.980 --> 00:50:38.900
I can give you my scones recipe. You want to

00:50:38.900 --> 00:50:41.900
hear my scones recipe? It's called Corollos up

00:50:41.900 --> 00:50:45.219
at the city market. Corollos. That's my scones

00:50:45.219 --> 00:50:46.960
recipe. Just go up there and get them. There

00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:52.360
you go. Oh, I got a guy that's going to produce

00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.719
a fuckhammer flyer. He has it from back in the

00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:59.539
day. He's got to find it. Seriously? Seriously.

00:51:01.929 --> 00:51:07.789
He's going to email me. He's going to photocopy

00:51:07.789 --> 00:51:10.530
it and email it to me, and then I can print it

00:51:10.530 --> 00:51:14.010
out for you and me. I cannot believe it. I cannot

00:51:14.010 --> 00:51:21.909
believe it. Okay, it's Johnny. Yes, it's Johnny

00:51:21.909 --> 00:51:24.750
in Overland Park, but his name's not Johnny.

00:51:25.130 --> 00:51:32.170
He's doing it. He's the one that reminds me of

00:51:32.170 --> 00:51:33.869
all this shit that happened in Westport. I used

00:51:33.869 --> 00:51:38.690
to go to him. Anyhow. All right. Thank you, Johnny,

00:51:38.809 --> 00:51:41.750
and I can't wait for that. All right. Hey, guys.

00:51:41.809 --> 00:51:44.389
I hear a fuckhammer statue will replace the fireplace

00:51:44.389 --> 00:51:47.269
for the burnt district. Oh, we can only hope.

00:51:48.070 --> 00:51:54.610
We can only hope. Yeah. Rob, this one hurt. This

00:51:54.610 --> 00:51:57.110
one hurt, though. I mean, as much as Mitch gave

00:51:57.110 --> 00:52:00.090
us some props there, right? He's getting ready

00:52:00.090 --> 00:52:02.130
to stab us right in the heart. Listen to this.

00:52:02.630 --> 00:52:05.010
We are also going to the Filthy Bean in Nashville

00:52:05.010 --> 00:52:08.190
to try out the new stage. Rick has a new Fuckhammer

00:52:08.190 --> 00:52:10.969
breakfast blend coffee. Okay, I'm late for the

00:52:10.969 --> 00:52:13.449
plane. See ya. Mitch on the go to the Filthy

00:52:13.449 --> 00:52:15.389
Bean in Nashville from the scenic Lake Freeman

00:52:15.389 --> 00:52:25.449
Massey Creek arm. He had to go there. Dude. Mitch,

00:52:25.469 --> 00:52:31.170
we love you, but... has been listening to us

00:52:31.170 --> 00:52:34.269
for a long time. I know. We have not mentioned

00:52:34.269 --> 00:52:38.690
a filthy scene in a while. Well, you know what?

00:52:38.750 --> 00:52:41.130
I gotta take this like this. If anyone deserves

00:52:41.130 --> 00:52:44.389
a blend of coffee like we got, it would have

00:52:44.389 --> 00:52:48.909
to be Fuckhammer, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I

00:52:48.909 --> 00:52:50.889
shouldn't take it so personally, though. Okay.

00:52:51.190 --> 00:52:54.869
I was like, man. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna be

00:52:54.869 --> 00:52:57.530
down there playing. Bitch, you're surprised.

00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.179
And every time I think I know who Mitch is, it's

00:53:05.179 --> 00:53:17.880
not. So, I don't know. I know. Yeah, he's listened

00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:22.699
to a lot of shows. Mitch, thank you. For real.

00:53:24.590 --> 00:53:27.469
And I hope a fuckhammer statue goes in place

00:53:27.469 --> 00:53:31.329
of that fireplace. Oh, we can only hope. First,

00:53:31.429 --> 00:53:37.750
I hope we put bear pheromones on it. Yes, I want

00:53:37.750 --> 00:53:40.469
to put bear pheromones on it. Then a bear will

00:53:40.469 --> 00:53:42.630
fuck that statue down and no one's stopping a

00:53:42.630 --> 00:53:45.269
bear. And then we can put up the fuckhammer statue.

00:53:45.670 --> 00:53:52.210
So there we go. agreement. Buckhammer statute.

00:53:52.869 --> 00:54:01.710
Yes. Okay, next. Mitch, you've taken over. Hasn't

00:54:01.710 --> 00:54:06.369
he taken over? I mean, now like that... Wait

00:54:06.369 --> 00:54:10.489
a second. Now we're getting an email for Mitch.

00:54:12.110 --> 00:54:15.289
Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Okay, go on.

00:54:15.309 --> 00:54:18.889
No, Mitch has taken over. I mean... It seems

00:54:18.889 --> 00:54:21.909
like the show's focus is on Mitch now. I mean,

00:54:21.929 --> 00:54:26.710
he is taking it over. He's fantastic. He's always

00:54:26.710 --> 00:54:28.610
coming. I don't know how many times, like I said

00:54:28.610 --> 00:54:30.489
last time, how many times can you come up with

00:54:30.489 --> 00:54:37.150
fuckhammer stuff? So, anyhow. He must be severely

00:54:37.150 --> 00:54:40.869
bored. He's all the time emailing. At least he's

00:54:40.869 --> 00:54:44.010
not fucking with his algorithms like me. He's

00:54:44.010 --> 00:54:46.769
doing something a little bit more. All right.

00:54:47.530 --> 00:54:51.730
Hey, Mark. Yeah, which we love. Keep fucking

00:54:51.730 --> 00:54:55.670
with us, Mitch. All right. Hey, Mark. You have

00:54:55.670 --> 00:54:57.829
convinced me to get a checkup. I seem to have

00:54:57.829 --> 00:55:00.449
some sort of heart fluttering lately. Yes, do

00:55:00.449 --> 00:55:02.829
it. I have an appointment with a cardiologist

00:55:02.829 --> 00:55:08.250
in June. Thank you, Jimmy Omaha. Jimmy, for real.

00:55:08.750 --> 00:55:12.769
All kidding aside. Yes. Your heart fluttering?

00:55:13.949 --> 00:55:16.679
They can take care of? But if you don't take

00:55:16.679 --> 00:55:19.260
care of it, it will take care of you. That's

00:55:19.260 --> 00:55:25.179
the way it is. Well, I lost my dad to heart disease.

00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:29.860
So did I. So, yeah. My dad, my brother, my grandpa.

00:55:30.019 --> 00:55:35.059
All three. Both of us. We're both to heart. We're

00:55:35.059 --> 00:55:38.659
big on our hearts. Yep, yep. Heart disease got

00:55:38.659 --> 00:55:41.559
the trifecta. They got the trifecta, and they're

00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:43.800
not going for the four -peat. Fuck them. They're

00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:48.550
not getting me. So, all right. Mark, I truly

00:55:48.550 --> 00:55:50.469
love your honesty about the medical funding.

00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:52.610
You brought up some points I've never considered.

00:55:52.789 --> 00:55:55.230
I am a Trumper, but don't follow him blindly.

00:55:55.449 --> 00:55:59.730
Thank you again. Ronnie in Tulsa, the Tulsa King.

00:56:00.909 --> 00:56:05.670
Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, man, it wasn't aimed

00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:10.510
at anybody in particular, but for real, we need

00:56:10.510 --> 00:56:14.650
funding for stuff like that. People are living

00:56:14.650 --> 00:56:17.889
a better quality life than ever before. We need

00:56:17.889 --> 00:56:20.550
to keep that funding up. And I read some stuff

00:56:20.550 --> 00:56:23.210
that would indicate that maybe a lot of that

00:56:23.210 --> 00:56:25.550
stuff is not going to be cut. I pray that that's

00:56:25.550 --> 00:56:29.250
the deal. And look, I know there's a lot of governmental

00:56:29.250 --> 00:56:31.530
waste, and I don't blame them for doing it. Okay,

00:56:31.550 --> 00:56:41.190
what? Okay, Ronnie from Tulsa, Tulsa King. This

00:56:41.190 --> 00:57:05.420
is my fault. We do not have... You know what?

00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:10.579
I changed my list. I put four new songs on there

00:57:10.579 --> 00:57:13.619
today. Because I was on my way to work listening

00:57:13.619 --> 00:57:15.619
to some old tunes. I haven't had a chance to

00:57:15.619 --> 00:57:19.000
even look at it. Well, I'm glad I have extra

00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.460
days because there's stuff that I didn't get

00:57:21.460 --> 00:57:24.340
to that I want to re -listen to. And I was like

00:57:24.340 --> 00:57:26.739
just amazed. I was listening to some... Yeah,

00:57:27.059 --> 00:57:29.599
I had some changes I want to make, but I've been

00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:33.159
busy. I've had two, three days off, but I've

00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:36.679
been busy both days. Two days. Tomorrow is my

00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:41.829
day. Yeah. Yep. So tomorrow... Tomorrow he's

00:57:41.829 --> 00:57:46.929
going to be in his loincloth. Only. Only. Only.

00:57:47.010 --> 00:57:53.250
Not even his KY shirt. No. His loincloth, that's

00:57:53.250 --> 00:57:55.710
it. Don't you have a ritual? I'm going to be

00:57:55.710 --> 00:57:58.789
cleaning my carpets. Okay. Okay. Yeah, cleaning

00:57:58.789 --> 00:58:02.610
my carpets is my ritual. All right. And don't

00:58:02.610 --> 00:58:05.349
ask what cleaning his carpets is code for. Okay?

00:58:05.409 --> 00:58:07.309
Just go on. Just go on. I'm going to be cleaning

00:58:07.309 --> 00:58:10.190
my carpets. I have two dogs. Oh, okay. All right.

00:58:11.510 --> 00:58:16.389
One is like 13, 14 years old, tail, bladder.

00:58:17.590 --> 00:58:21.469
Oh, I know. We have an almost 18 -year -old chihuahua.

00:58:21.650 --> 00:58:26.869
Yep. Yep. The 18 -year -old chihuahua, we clean

00:58:26.869 --> 00:58:29.769
up after her gladly because it's her world. We're

00:58:29.769 --> 00:58:33.170
just in it. Cookie. Yeah, we're lucky they're

00:58:33.170 --> 00:58:36.170
still alive. Absolutely. I will gladly clean

00:58:36.170 --> 00:58:40.159
up her shit and piss. Rob, you got something

00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:44.159
you want to go into? Yeah, I do. All right. And

00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:46.980
that's the one I ran across a while ago, and

00:58:46.980 --> 00:58:49.519
I'm glad I did. All right, cool. You're going

00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:52.599
to love it. Okay. It kind of goes into music

00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:55.699
creeps a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:01.940
yeah, yeah. Okay. 52 years after it was first

00:59:01.940 --> 00:59:06.900
released on Leonard Skinner's debut 1973 album,

00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:11.219
or now it's Leonard Skinner, the band has finally

00:59:11.219 --> 00:59:15.360
released an official video for its most iconic

00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:21.840
track, Free Bird. Not their best song, but cool.

00:59:24.179 --> 00:59:27.579
One of their best. I know, but it gets so much

00:59:27.579 --> 00:59:30.360
pub. There are songs so much... Yeah, yeah, I

00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:32.059
see that. That's a problem. Everybody's got...

00:59:32.539 --> 00:59:35.320
Everybody loves Free Bird, and it was good, but

00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:37.199
man, they have songs that are just so much better.

00:59:37.300 --> 00:59:39.260
But anyhow, go ahead. Sorry, that's just my own

00:59:39.260 --> 00:59:44.239
personal point. But how many people realize that

00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:47.340
they didn't even have a video for all these years?

00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:49.460
You know how many people, when you mention the

00:59:49.460 --> 00:59:51.739
plane crash, they don't know that half of them

00:59:51.739 --> 00:59:55.780
died? And then, like, a cousin replaced Johnny

00:59:55.780 --> 01:00:00.079
Van Zandt? I mean, his cousin, what is it? Jimmy

01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:03.119
Van Zandt or something like that? Was it his

01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:06.400
brother? Okay. I think it was his brother. Okay.

01:00:06.420 --> 01:00:09.500
Well, anyhow, they had family members replace

01:00:09.500 --> 01:00:11.940
some of the members. A lot of people don't know

01:00:11.940 --> 01:00:14.940
that, and they still tour. I saw them 10 years

01:00:14.940 --> 01:00:18.039
ago, maybe, at the Black Oak Amphitheater. I

01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:20.400
was supposed to see them during COVID, and they

01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:25.280
got canceled down here. Okay. Yeah. But, yeah,

01:00:25.380 --> 01:00:28.000
that's as far as people go. You know, they free

01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:30.380
bird on the radio, and that's it. So, anyhow,

01:00:30.539 --> 01:00:35.500
Rob, go ahead. The video directed by Max Moore

01:00:35.500 --> 01:00:39.900
cuts between an older man and his younger self

01:00:39.900 --> 01:00:44.199
looking back with affection at a past romance

01:00:44.199 --> 01:01:13.409
and a motorbike. Cool. The video is also riddled

01:01:13.409 --> 01:01:18.309
with romantic tropes, including a piggyback ride

01:01:18.309 --> 01:01:26.250
during a falling in love. Rob, I got a question

01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:29.010
real quick. Does it mention if the band's in

01:01:29.010 --> 01:01:31.250
the video, and is it the band that recorded that,

01:01:31.329 --> 01:01:36.989
or is it the band that after the crash they replaced

01:01:36.989 --> 01:01:44.340
the people with? Or do you know? Well, this doesn't

01:01:44.340 --> 01:01:47.760
say. Okay. All right. That's cool. This doesn't

01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:51.760
say which band is playing the music. I'm the

01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:53.619
only person worried about that, I guarantee it.

01:02:11.329 --> 01:02:14.969
2022. Very cool. On the band's big wheels to

01:02:14.969 --> 01:02:20.630
keep on turning to it. The show was founding

01:02:20.630 --> 01:02:28.789
guitarist Gary Rosington. Yep. Final performance

01:02:28.789 --> 01:02:32.489
with the band just five months before his death.

01:02:33.409 --> 01:02:37.130
Leonard Skinner's 50th anniversary tour reaches

01:02:37.130 --> 01:02:46.159
the UK in June. Support at the UK shows comes.

01:02:46.940 --> 01:02:51.300
Why the fuck do I keep it? Oh, it's a damn ad.

01:02:51.420 --> 01:02:55.420
Never mind. Okay. Support at the UK shows comes

01:02:55.420 --> 01:03:00.380
at BlackBerry Smoke. Few date, and there's a

01:03:00.380 --> 01:03:03.119
few dates below. That's a good supporting act

01:03:03.119 --> 01:03:08.420
for Skinner. Look into it. Yeah, they bounce

01:03:08.420 --> 01:03:15.559
back. Okay. Czech Republic, Australia, Germany,

01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:22.440
UK. Very cool. Germany, Germany, Italy, Spain.

01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:30.239
But they're going to be in Michigan, Pennsylvania,

01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:36.280
New Jersey. Actually, Atlantic City Ocean Casino

01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:38.840
Resort, New Jersey. Oh, that'd be a fun trip,

01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:51.110
wouldn't it? Okay. Barcelona Rock Fest, Spain.

01:03:51.849 --> 01:03:55.170
Oh, yeah, yeah. That'd be cool. That would be

01:03:55.170 --> 01:03:59.809
fun. That would be cool. Anyway. All right. Let's

01:03:59.809 --> 01:04:01.670
take our second break. Yeah, they're finally

01:04:01.670 --> 01:04:05.230
coming out with a video. That's cooler than hell.

01:04:05.250 --> 01:04:09.909
That's awesome. That's cool. All right. I'm going

01:04:09.909 --> 01:04:11.650
to be interested in that video, too. I'm going

01:04:11.650 --> 01:04:15.739
to definitely watch it. So, anyhow. Yeah. All

01:04:15.739 --> 01:04:17.400
right, thank you, Rob. Let's take our second

01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:19.619
break, and we'll come right back. Sound good?

01:04:20.900 --> 01:04:26.260
Yep. All right. So you want proof that we love

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so fat, she went out in high hills and struck

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01:05:33.260 --> 01:05:39.019
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01:05:39.019 --> 01:05:44.599
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man. Fuck the system. What the hell happened?

01:05:49.699 --> 01:05:53.280
The generation of angst? The generation of non

01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:58.340
-compliance? Is now buying a boat? You're really

01:05:58.340 --> 01:06:00.539
fed up to kill someone who dangled a dollar near

01:06:00.539 --> 01:06:10.320
you? Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Hello.

01:06:10.659 --> 01:06:14.570
This is Satan. You might know me from my pet

01:06:14.570 --> 01:06:19.369
name, Inflation. I'm here to tell you that there's

01:06:19.369 --> 01:06:23.869
no better way to relax than listen to two douchebags

01:06:23.869 --> 01:06:27.570
in a microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

01:06:27.829 --> 01:06:31.190
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I

01:06:31.190 --> 01:06:38.570
burned that day. Enjoy. Next time you take a

01:06:38.570 --> 01:06:40.789
dump, listen to two douchebags in a microphone.

01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:44.000
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax

01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:51.900
your anal canal. Get in comfort. Hey everybody,

01:06:52.159 --> 01:06:55.000
this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some

01:06:55.000 --> 01:07:00.400
tips for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick

01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:05.420
pics. Rule number one. Type of a pic in someone

01:07:05.420 --> 01:07:09.019
else's name, as long as you get busted, is not

01:07:09.019 --> 01:07:14.159
yours. Rule number two, shoot angles complementary

01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:20.280
to your length and curve. Rule number four, no

01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:27.900
propping of the leg. Absolutely no undercarriage.

01:07:27.980 --> 01:07:39.179
Very important. Harambe does not listen to our

01:07:39.179 --> 01:07:41.300
original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio

01:07:41.300 --> 01:07:44.820
Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might

01:07:44.820 --> 01:07:47.320
ask why Harambe never listens to our original

01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:49.920
show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:53.139
Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is

01:07:53.139 --> 01:07:55.780
dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot

01:07:55.780 --> 01:07:57.880
did not watch her child properly while looking

01:07:57.880 --> 01:08:00.699
on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does not listen

01:08:00.699 --> 01:08:02.800
to our original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap

01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:05.639
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder or any other

01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:10.730
show. Sorry, Harambe. Now it's time for pickup

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lines from a loser. There's something wrong with

01:08:16.729 --> 01:08:18.649
my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

01:08:30.319 --> 01:08:33.899
Two douchebags and a microphone. Excuse me. My

01:08:33.899 --> 01:08:38.539
name is Mark here in the Kansas City area. And

01:08:38.539 --> 01:08:41.859
I am robbing a beautiful nine -wall arm of Wife

01:08:41.859 --> 01:08:44.640
of the Ozarks on this beautiful Memorial Day

01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:46.819
weekend. That's right. It don't get any better

01:08:46.819 --> 01:08:52.039
down there or anywhere else. You know, researchers

01:08:52.039 --> 01:08:55.539
are puzzled over the rash of baby monkey kidnappings

01:08:55.539 --> 01:09:00.739
on an island in Panama. A fad that one researcher

01:09:00.739 --> 01:09:03.680
called all -around disturbing has recently taken

01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:08.000
off among a group of young male monkeys. These

01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:10.619
adolescents and juveniles have started to kidnap

01:09:10.619 --> 01:09:13.760
the infants of another monkey species, seemingly

01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:17.140
just for kicks. They're bored. They're bored.

01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:21.960
So it's monkeys stealing monkeys. Yes. They're

01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:23.760
bored, so they grab them. They don't hurt them,

01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:26.939
but I'll go on with this. I thought you were

01:09:26.939 --> 01:09:30.680
talking about humans. Nope. monkeys for money,

01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:33.880
just like the ant story I came up with. No, thank

01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:37.899
God it wasn't that. That's what scientists think

01:09:37.899 --> 01:09:41.199
after watching a bunch of male white -faced capuchin

01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:43.460
monkeys walking around with baby howler monkeys

01:09:43.460 --> 01:09:47.380
clinging to their backs. The perplexing baby

01:09:47.380 --> 01:09:51.159
snatchings reported in the journal Current Biology

01:09:51.159 --> 01:09:54.880
suggests that humans aren't the only intelligent

01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:57.340
species with youngsters that pursue apparently

01:09:58.109 --> 01:10:00.489
pointless activities that can be destructive

01:10:00.489 --> 01:10:04.909
to other creatures. Rob, I guess we're monkeys

01:10:04.909 --> 01:10:08.149
then. Think of all the shit we've done like that.

01:10:10.529 --> 01:10:15.590
Yeah, we're monkeys. They're doing it just for

01:10:15.590 --> 01:10:17.890
the sake of doing it to reduce their boredom

01:10:17.890 --> 01:10:20.390
or have something to do to fill their time and

01:10:20.390 --> 01:10:22.649
space in their lives. And I think seeing this

01:10:22.649 --> 01:10:25.090
occur in another species is somewhat terrifying

01:10:25.090 --> 01:10:27.810
because it kind of reflects a mirror. Like I

01:10:27.810 --> 01:10:31.229
said, on the actions that we do as people, said

01:10:31.229 --> 01:10:33.630
Brandon Barrett, an expert in animal culture

01:10:33.630 --> 01:10:37.130
at the Max Planck Institute of Animal Behavior

01:10:37.130 --> 01:10:41.869
in Germany, who is also a research associate

01:10:41.869 --> 01:10:47.449
at the Smithsonian. Anyhow, he describes a confusion.

01:10:48.350 --> 01:10:50.989
Sorry, I got a cough drop in. I got a little

01:10:50.989 --> 01:10:56.390
bit of phlegm. So anyhow, let's see, where was

01:10:56.390 --> 01:10:59.930
I? He describes capuchin monkeys as chaos agents

01:10:59.930 --> 01:11:03.229
that roam through the forest, ripping up and

01:11:03.229 --> 01:11:06.149
manipulating everything in sight. It says they're

01:11:06.149 --> 01:11:10.689
similar to humans and chimps in many ways. They're

01:11:10.689 --> 01:11:13.369
highly innovative. They're highly explorative,

01:11:13.550 --> 01:11:16.390
he says, and they do interesting, strange things.

01:11:16.550 --> 01:11:19.189
I said we give them clothes so they can dress

01:11:19.189 --> 01:11:22.550
up the monkeys in cool -looking shit. Wouldn't

01:11:22.550 --> 01:11:26.569
that be cool? Yeah, let's give them clothes.

01:11:26.750 --> 01:11:29.510
And they could put neat little clothes on little

01:11:29.510 --> 01:11:32.430
monkeys. And then they'd be carrying them around.

01:11:32.590 --> 01:11:36.130
A monkey carrying a smaller monkey with clothes

01:11:36.130 --> 01:11:38.750
on them. You'd put like little schoolboy pants

01:11:38.750 --> 01:11:44.289
on them. What? I have the hookup on KY102 shirts

01:11:44.289 --> 01:11:46.909
now. There you go. We'll give them all little

01:11:46.909 --> 01:11:52.510
KY shirts. Yeah! Yeah! There it is! Score. Ding,

01:11:52.569 --> 01:11:54.529
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And for the

01:11:54.529 --> 01:11:59.189
win. And for the win. Douchebags with KY shirts

01:11:59.189 --> 01:12:02.369
for monkeys that get kidnapped by other monkeys

01:12:02.369 --> 01:12:07.789
just for the hell of it. I hear trumpets and

01:12:07.789 --> 01:12:14.770
violins. I do, too. And so, that's pretty much

01:12:14.770 --> 01:12:20.819
the story. Rob, we turn it to you. after that.

01:12:21.539 --> 01:12:25.239
That was cool. I love that story when I read

01:12:25.239 --> 01:12:27.199
it. I'm like, oh my God. I almost led off with

01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:32.739
it. That sounds like one of my stories. I didn't

01:12:32.739 --> 01:12:35.720
find it. If we were monkeys, we would have been

01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:40.979
the ones doing that. Let's face it. I'm going

01:12:40.979 --> 01:12:44.739
to warn everybody in the state of Missouri. Okay.

01:12:46.199 --> 01:12:51.420
You ready? I'm ready. Missouri State Highway

01:12:51.420 --> 01:12:58.779
Patrol is rolling out its new ghost graphic patrol

01:12:58.779 --> 01:13:03.520
vehicles. Have you heard about these? I have

01:13:03.520 --> 01:13:09.060
not. Okay, you're all back when me and Shan took

01:13:09.060 --> 01:13:12.420
our trip to Salem. Uh -huh. I actually seen one

01:13:12.420 --> 01:13:17.810
going down 44, dude. Okay. Okay, the vehicle

01:13:17.810 --> 01:13:21.989
features low visibility markings during the day

01:13:21.989 --> 01:13:26.390
and become reflective at night. It's ghost graphics.

01:13:26.729 --> 01:13:33.130
Oh, okay. These new additions to the MSHP allow

01:13:33.130 --> 01:13:38.149
troopers to discreetly monitor for reckless drivers.

01:13:40.470 --> 01:13:44.069
Missouri State Highway Patrol Sergeant Shane

01:13:44.069 --> 01:13:48.279
Huggs said, Having these vehicles is important

01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:57.779
for the safety of troopers. Okay. I have a problem

01:13:57.779 --> 01:14:04.399
with that statement right there. Okay. If you

01:14:04.399 --> 01:14:08.199
have ghost graphics on your vehicle, how do they

01:14:08.199 --> 01:14:13.060
know you're a trooper? How are these graphics

01:14:13.060 --> 01:14:17.090
important to them? That's okay. All right. I'll

01:14:17.090 --> 01:14:19.310
give you that. Yeah. Do you get where I'm going

01:14:19.310 --> 01:14:21.869
here? Yes, I do. I didn't think about that until

01:14:21.869 --> 01:14:25.010
you said something. Okay. Well, it goes on to

01:14:25.010 --> 01:14:28.649
say the purpose of these vehicles is to monitor

01:14:28.649 --> 01:14:33.050
aggressive and dangerous driving. The concept

01:14:33.050 --> 01:14:39.829
that we are trying to get out to the monitoring

01:14:39.829 --> 01:14:42.789
public is that we should always be doing the

01:14:42.789 --> 01:14:46.779
right thing. Even when you think no one's looking.

01:14:47.920 --> 01:14:52.239
Huck's added that if anyone is ever concerned

01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:56.279
about their safety, when being stopped by law

01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:59.380
enforcement, they're always encouraged to call

01:14:59.380 --> 01:15:09.619
911. Okay, well, I thought there was a law for

01:15:09.619 --> 01:15:16.020
police officers. like a speed trap or something,

01:15:16.140 --> 01:15:22.159
they should be visible. That's true. That's true.

01:15:22.319 --> 01:15:25.300
Now they're allowed to put ghost graphics on

01:15:25.300 --> 01:15:27.899
their vehicle. Didn't they call that entrapment?

01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:32.659
I've seen one in person. In the daylight, you

01:15:32.659 --> 01:15:37.420
cannot see the graphics. You really have to be

01:15:37.420 --> 01:15:47.300
like right next to that wookie. It was on like

01:15:47.300 --> 01:15:54.619
a SUV. Wasn't there an entrapment law? I think

01:15:54.619 --> 01:15:56.159
it was called entrapment. That's what I'm saying.

01:15:56.319 --> 01:15:59.399
Yeah, it's an entrapment law. Huh. I'm going

01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:01.079
to have to look that up. It's not allowed to

01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:05.960
do this. Entrap us. Okay, well, you know what?

01:16:06.220 --> 01:16:08.859
See where I'm going with it? Yes, I do, Rob.

01:16:09.020 --> 01:16:19.520
Huh. Yeah, that's kind of bullshit now. during

01:16:19.520 --> 01:16:22.239
the day, if you're speeding down the road, you're

01:16:22.239 --> 01:16:28.100
fucked, dude. You're not good. Like I said, we

01:16:28.100 --> 01:16:32.140
were next to the son of a bitch before I realized

01:16:32.140 --> 01:16:54.520
what it was. And I keep forgetting to mention

01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:57.199
it, but here I am mentioning it. Yeah, watch

01:16:57.199 --> 01:17:00.079
out, man. Yeah, definitely. What a sneaky...

01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:04.439
You cannot tell they are cops. You cannot. I've

01:17:04.439 --> 01:17:09.739
seen one up close. That's complete shit. So there

01:17:09.739 --> 01:17:13.239
goes the entrapment. Yeah, you got... Yeah, you

01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:16.819
picked up on what I was saying. Yeah. There was

01:17:16.819 --> 01:17:25.850
a law where they have to be visible. Thank you,

01:17:25.850 --> 01:17:29.170
Rob. That is very important to remember that.

01:17:29.329 --> 01:17:33.470
I mean, I think there's more important things

01:17:33.470 --> 01:17:35.310
to be worried about. So far, I've only read it's

01:17:35.310 --> 01:17:39.989
in the state of Missouri. Okay. And I can see

01:17:39.989 --> 01:17:43.010
that going everywhere. Oh, it will. And I can

01:17:43.010 --> 01:17:45.630
see every law enforcement doing away with it.

01:17:45.949 --> 01:17:50.149
Yeah. I can see it. Yeah, me too. I like AI coming

01:17:50.149 --> 01:17:55.760
on. Mm -hmm. Although AI is helping me do new

01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:58.260
skits and bits all the time, I got a plethora

01:17:58.260 --> 01:18:00.819
of voices I can use now, which is fucking incredible,

01:18:01.079 --> 01:18:07.220
dude. But it also put the voiceover guys out

01:18:07.220 --> 01:18:11.859
of work, too. I'm going to throw Chad some work,

01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:15.579
because, man, that guy's awesome. Yeah, we've

01:18:15.579 --> 01:18:19.539
got to get Chad. Yeah, yeah. He's been with us

01:18:19.539 --> 01:18:21.380
for a while. I feel bad, but some of the other

01:18:21.380 --> 01:18:24.439
guys that I used, I mean, I just don't need them

01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:28.159
anymore. Their voice is a little bit more generic,

01:18:28.279 --> 01:18:32.460
so I can replace it with an AI voice. But Chad's

01:18:32.460 --> 01:18:34.680
got that radio voice that you can't like really,

01:18:34.819 --> 01:18:37.859
at least right now, don't have anything that

01:18:37.859 --> 01:18:41.619
stands up to it. Yeah, when you come down, I've

01:18:41.619 --> 01:18:44.359
got a piece of equipment I want you to look at,

01:18:44.439 --> 01:18:47.000
see if we can add it to what we're hooking up.

01:18:47.420 --> 01:18:50.210
That'd be cool. All right. Give it to me. It's

01:18:50.210 --> 01:18:54.829
like a mixture for podcast. Oh. Yeah, like a

01:18:54.829 --> 01:18:58.029
male voice, female voice. I'll let you check

01:18:58.029 --> 01:19:00.630
it out. I think we could probably use that by

01:19:00.630 --> 01:19:04.149
the sounds of it. Okay. All right. Yeah, my daughter's

01:19:04.149 --> 01:19:07.829
boyfriend gave it to me. Oh, okay. He got it.

01:19:07.890 --> 01:19:09.270
He didn't know what to do with it. He gave it

01:19:09.270 --> 01:19:12.829
to me. Your podcast, did you use it? Hell yeah.

01:19:14.189 --> 01:19:16.869
I had a new one to box, man. We always can use

01:19:16.869 --> 01:19:18.949
something that can make us better. Lord knows

01:19:18.949 --> 01:19:23.649
we need it. Especially when we're going to start

01:19:23.649 --> 01:19:28.270
the Duck Blind Out studio from nothing. Oh, yeah,

01:19:28.310 --> 01:19:30.109
yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what. It's going to

01:19:30.109 --> 01:19:31.829
be cool when we get everything all set up and

01:19:31.829 --> 01:19:36.250
we start doing video. So, I mean, our numbers

01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:39.289
are fantastic. I cannot wait to see what the

01:19:39.289 --> 01:19:41.390
numbers will be once we start doing live video

01:19:41.390 --> 01:19:52.120
on YouTube and Rumble, other ones. Probably.

01:19:52.120 --> 01:19:56.500
I want all of them. Twitch, Rumble, all of them.

01:19:56.579 --> 01:19:59.539
I want to do all of them. And YouTube. Look,

01:19:59.699 --> 01:20:01.739
they don't care. YouTube doesn't care if you

01:20:01.739 --> 01:20:04.140
use Rumble. Rumble doesn't care if you use YouTube.

01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:08.380
YouTube doesn't care if you use Twitch. So why

01:20:08.380 --> 01:20:12.340
not? Why not use them all? So, we'll talk about

01:20:12.340 --> 01:20:50.420
that. Yeah. Oh, well. Well, I can tell you this.

01:20:50.460 --> 01:20:53.920
So he went overseas and got off Rumble, and they

01:20:53.920 --> 01:20:58.380
can't touch him. What's his name? Everybody knows

01:20:58.380 --> 01:21:00.340
him. I can't remember his name. Well, from what

01:21:00.340 --> 01:21:01.880
I understand, that's why a lot of people are

01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:04.479
going to Rumble is because they are freer on

01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:07.880
the speech that you can use. Here, let me jump

01:21:07.880 --> 01:21:11.399
into my YouTube real quick. Okay, well, I'm going

01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:15.659
to go into... Doritos has a new flavor, Rob.

01:21:20.170 --> 01:21:23.029
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, thank you. He went,

01:21:23.189 --> 01:21:27.329
he jumped to love it. And I was watching it.

01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:29.970
Yeah, I'm still getting his videos on YouTube.

01:21:30.409 --> 01:21:33.729
Very cool. The United States can't touch him.

01:21:34.329 --> 01:21:39.569
I think that's awesome. Good. Doritos has a new

01:21:39.569 --> 01:21:44.909
flavor. It's guacamole flavor. What do you think?

01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:51.340
Well, people are tearing it up. People are grabbing

01:21:51.340 --> 01:21:54.340
so many bags at a time that the stores set a

01:21:54.340 --> 01:22:00.079
limit on how many bags you can buy at once. So,

01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:02.680
I don't know if this is going to be a guest appearance

01:22:02.680 --> 01:22:05.979
or not. It's selling so well, I don't know why

01:22:05.979 --> 01:22:08.720
they wouldn't just keep it up. Yeah, they're

01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:10.960
going to have to keep it coming. They're saying

01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:13.100
that this could be another classic like their

01:22:13.100 --> 01:22:15.640
staple. They call nacho cheese their staple.

01:22:17.100 --> 01:22:18.859
I disagree, and I want to get your appointment.

01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:22.720
I want to get your... No, no. Cool Ranch. Their

01:22:22.720 --> 01:22:26.880
staple is taco. I thought it was Cool Ranch.

01:22:28.100 --> 01:22:32.659
No. Taco was their original, man. Oh, no, no.

01:22:32.939 --> 01:22:36.119
No, I love taco Doritos, too. They're hard to

01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:39.659
find. And then they moved into nacho cheese.

01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:44.000
Uh -huh. Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch. Now they're

01:22:44.000 --> 01:22:47.760
everything. Watermelon flavored. And they have

01:22:47.760 --> 01:22:51.720
recently come back with the taco. That's good

01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:55.680
because people like me wanted them. That's the

01:22:55.680 --> 01:22:58.739
best, man. Oh, and I got another one. Have you

01:22:58.739 --> 01:23:01.520
seen Coors lately? Coors Banquet Beer, not the

01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:06.539
Silver Bullet. Remember those little brown, they

01:23:06.539 --> 01:23:09.520
used to serve Coors in those brown keg looking

01:23:09.520 --> 01:23:15.060
bottles? Yes. They brought it back with the original

01:23:15.060 --> 01:23:18.960
labor. Yeah. Yeah, now, I don't like Coors, but

01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:20.939
I would drink one just because of the bottle

01:23:20.939 --> 01:23:23.220
and the label. It looks cooler than hell. I saw

01:23:23.220 --> 01:23:25.520
one the other day, and I was like, wow, that

01:23:25.520 --> 01:23:27.800
is neat. I hope they keep that. That is fucking

01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:31.279
awesome. The bottle would have to go into the

01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:37.060
studio. Yes, you're right. Yeah. Yep, it'll go

01:23:37.060 --> 01:23:39.039
in between my cheese wines. That would be a piece

01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:43.420
of art. Yes, I agree. So, yeah, I can't wait

01:23:43.420 --> 01:23:45.659
to get one of those. I mean, it'll be pretty

01:23:45.659 --> 01:23:47.279
easy to get, but I'm going to hurry up and buy

01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:49.180
one just in case it's a gimmick and they take

01:23:49.180 --> 01:23:52.739
it away real quick. So, all right, Rob, you got

01:23:52.739 --> 01:23:55.039
something you want to go into or you want to

01:23:55.039 --> 01:23:58.539
shut this shit show down? I do, I do. All righty.

01:23:59.199 --> 01:24:06.220
And this goes back to Lake News. Okay. The dude

01:24:06.220 --> 01:24:10.680
that, okay, everybody's heard me report about,

01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:19.319
that was in the high -speed pursuit that died

01:24:19.319 --> 01:24:23.880
that made Ozark Law the TV show and everything.

01:24:25.180 --> 01:24:29.239
Well, there's another report on this subject.

01:24:30.239 --> 01:24:36.180
Okay. The Campton man charged with the Class

01:24:36.180 --> 01:24:39.920
A felonies of aggravated fleeing and secondary

01:24:39.920 --> 01:24:47.239
murder and connection in the pursuit led to now

01:24:47.239 --> 01:24:53.039
faces more legal trouble in the courtroom. Okay.

01:24:54.800 --> 01:24:58.140
Oh, I wanted to hear this. I wanted to hear this.

01:24:58.159 --> 01:25:04.159
Okay. An amended motion filed by the Cambridge

01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:08.380
County Prosecuting Attorney's Office is now tacked

01:25:08.380 --> 01:25:39.649
on a Class D felony. Yay! Mm -hmm. Okay. Good.

01:25:42.770 --> 01:25:46.119
Good, good, good, good. Fucking piece of crap.

01:25:46.220 --> 01:25:49.760
The pursuit. Yeah, exactly. That's why I want

01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:54.920
to make this do things. The pursuit, August 31st

01:25:54.920 --> 01:26:00.180
of 2024, started near Passover Road and ended

01:26:00.180 --> 01:26:06.960
when he crashed the car he was driving on Route

01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:12.880
A near Richland. Officer Felicia Carson and the

01:26:12.880 --> 01:26:27.020
secondary... That piece of shit is walking around

01:26:27.020 --> 01:27:03.350
free. Okay. Good, good. He's going to have years

01:27:03.350 --> 01:27:06.470
tacked on to years. I want that piece of crap

01:27:06.470 --> 01:27:17.130
locked up forever. That pisses me off, too. Yeah.

01:27:20.109 --> 01:27:23.609
Yeah. Rob, I got a question. Do you want to keep

01:27:23.609 --> 01:27:30.140
going? Okay, let's take a third break. And the

01:27:30.140 --> 01:27:32.279
reason a third break is, I have new stuff that

01:27:32.279 --> 01:27:37.359
I want to introduce on this podcast, okay? All

01:27:37.359 --> 01:27:56.270
right. Yeah? Let's do it. Okay. Hey, my little

01:27:56.270 --> 01:27:58.930
pumpkin seeds, this is Johnny Rohypnol with your

01:27:58.930 --> 01:28:02.890
music news. In music news, Billy Joel has a brain

01:28:02.890 --> 01:28:05.670
disorder and has canceled his tour. Joel, 76,

01:28:05.970 --> 01:28:08.949
was diagnosed with normal pressure hydrocephalus,

01:28:09.029 --> 01:28:11.289
which affects his vision, hearing, and balance,

01:28:11.369 --> 01:28:13.750
according to Yale Medicine. It is a rare condition.

01:28:14.029 --> 01:28:16.350
The singer -songwriter took to social media to

01:28:16.350 --> 01:28:18.710
share a statement with his fans. This condition

01:28:18.710 --> 01:28:21.090
has been exasperated by recent concert performances,

01:28:21.470 --> 01:28:23.569
leading to problems with hearing, vision, and

01:28:23.569 --> 01:28:26.319
balance, it read. Under his doctor's instructions,

01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:28.779
Billy is undergoing specific physical therapies

01:28:28.779 --> 01:28:31.260
and has been advised to refrain from performing

01:28:31.260 --> 01:28:33.659
during his recovery period. Billy is thankful

01:28:33.659 --> 01:28:35.800
for the excellent care he is receiving and is

01:28:35.800 --> 01:28:39.119
fully committed to prioritizing his health. The

01:28:39.119 --> 01:28:41.720
documentary Ozzy Osbourne, No Escape From Now,

01:28:41.859 --> 01:28:44.319
is coming to Paramount Plus later this year.

01:28:44.460 --> 01:28:46.600
It offers a personal look at Ozzy Osbourne's

01:28:46.600 --> 01:28:48.520
life, his health challenges, and his journey

01:28:48.520 --> 01:28:51.399
to potentially perform one last time. The film

01:28:51.399 --> 01:28:53.899
explores his recent struggles, including the

01:28:53.899 --> 01:28:57.079
impact of a 2019 fall and his Parkinson's diagnosis,

01:28:57.560 --> 01:29:00.239
while also showcasing his resilience and sense

01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:02.760
of humor. Happy birthday to Claus Meine of the

01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:06.060
Scorpions lead vocalist. Turned 77 on May 25th,

01:29:06.060 --> 01:29:08.949
he will celebrate at the Chernobyl. Water Park.

01:29:09.369 --> 01:29:12.289
Stevie Mix of Fleetwood Mac turned 77. However,

01:29:12.529 --> 01:29:16.229
her nasal cabbies turned 300 on May 26. Lenny

01:29:16.229 --> 01:29:19.729
Kravitz turned 61 on May 26 as well. He still

01:29:19.729 --> 01:29:23.229
looks cool. John Fogarty of CCR turns 80. Too

01:29:23.229 --> 01:29:26.229
bad he doesn't know it. Blaze Bailey turns...

01:29:26.229 --> 01:29:31.989
Ah, who gives a shit? No Gallagher turns... Ah,

01:29:32.029 --> 01:29:34.750
forget that. Guitarist Tom Morella turned 61

01:29:34.750 --> 01:29:38.359
on May 30. He might just rage with some audio.

01:29:39.479 --> 01:29:41.859
Next. And finally, John Bonham would have turned

01:29:41.859 --> 01:29:45.020
77 on May 30th. Well, at least he had fun for

01:29:45.020 --> 01:29:49.140
32 years. That is your music news. Now get the

01:29:49.140 --> 01:29:52.859
fuck out of here. This is Johnny Rohypnol. That

01:29:52.859 --> 01:29:55.680
was your music news. And remember, bar chords

01:29:55.680 --> 01:30:01.939
are bullshit. Two douchebags and microphone.

01:30:02.119 --> 01:30:11.539
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City area. I'm sorry,

01:30:11.640 --> 01:30:15.279
I'm reading this story. Okay, that's cool. A

01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:17.819
student was rescued from a mountain twice in

01:30:17.819 --> 01:30:20.939
four days, Rob, after going back to find his

01:30:20.939 --> 01:30:25.680
phone. This man, identified by police as a 27

01:30:25.680 --> 01:30:27.819
-year -old Chinese student, developed altitude

01:30:27.819 --> 01:30:31.000
sickness twice after climbing during the peak's

01:30:31.000 --> 01:30:33.979
off -season. The 27 -year -old climber made an

01:30:33.979 --> 01:30:37.279
emergency call on 22 April after getting altitude

01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:41.760
sickness on Mount Fuji. about 3 ,000 meters,

01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:45.500
nearly 10 ,000 feet above sea level. It is the

01:30:45.500 --> 01:30:50.800
peak's off season when officials urge people

01:30:50.800 --> 01:30:54.000
to be aware of incredibly harsh conditions. But

01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:56.159
four days later, police said they received another

01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:59.140
call to the mountain after the student, who had

01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:01.399
not been named, returned to look for his phone

01:31:01.399 --> 01:31:06.899
and other belongings he left behind. They said

01:31:06.899 --> 01:31:09.060
another climber found him there unable to move

01:31:09.060 --> 01:31:11.000
after he apparently developed altitude sickness

01:31:11.000 --> 01:31:23.359
for a second time. There is no penalty when a

01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:25.199
climber needs to be rescued, but the Chinese

01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:27.800
student's case prompted outrage on social media

01:31:27.800 --> 01:31:31.100
and calls for him to be charged at least for

01:31:31.100 --> 01:31:34.260
a second rescue. Now, I think they should have

01:31:34.260 --> 01:31:36.479
made him wait like an extra day or so, let him

01:31:36.479 --> 01:31:39.600
sit there and vomit for a bit, right? That'll

01:31:39.600 --> 01:31:43.000
learn you a file? Put him in timeout. Yeah, yeah,

01:31:43.079 --> 01:31:45.079
yeah, that'll learn you a file. It's like, all

01:31:45.079 --> 01:31:46.479
right, yeah, we know you're up there vomiting,

01:31:46.560 --> 01:31:48.119
but we're going to go ahead and leave you there

01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:51.380
another 10 hours. Why, you ask? Well, because

01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:53.300
you're a stupid ass that we had to rescue one

01:31:53.300 --> 01:31:59.140
time, and we have a rule here at the rescue desk.

01:31:59.710 --> 01:32:01.689
And if we have to go get you for a second time,

01:32:01.729 --> 01:32:03.869
yeah, we'll save your life. But you're going

01:32:03.869 --> 01:32:06.970
to sit there for 10 hours and vomit as a lesson

01:32:06.970 --> 01:32:12.090
learner. So, I mean, but honestly, how different

01:32:12.090 --> 01:32:15.510
is it than some guy that keeps needing help for

01:32:15.510 --> 01:32:18.189
doing drugs? How many times do you give him Narcan

01:32:18.189 --> 01:32:20.710
to help him? You know what I mean? And you give

01:32:20.710 --> 01:32:23.449
him, listen. I know people have drug problems

01:32:23.449 --> 01:32:26.130
and all that and addictions. It's horrible. And

01:32:26.130 --> 01:32:28.670
I wish all of them luck. But, I mean, the guy

01:32:28.670 --> 01:32:32.609
that does Narcan constantly and then goes back

01:32:32.609 --> 01:32:35.050
and gets fucked up again, I mean, really? You

01:32:35.050 --> 01:32:44.789
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's been

01:32:44.789 --> 01:32:51.970
bigger atrocities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you

01:32:51.970 --> 01:32:54.489
saved my life. That means I can do more. Yeah,

01:32:54.529 --> 01:32:58.310
that type of thing. So I say you make that hiker

01:32:58.310 --> 01:33:01.789
wait an extra 10 hours, and I think lesson learned.

01:33:02.770 --> 01:33:05.449
I mean, vomit for 10 hours. I vomited for four

01:33:05.449 --> 01:33:08.069
hours on the ship. 10 hours I could not imagine.

01:33:08.510 --> 01:33:13.529
So that's the end of that story. So, Rob. Clint,

01:33:14.369 --> 01:33:21.310
you're on warning. Uh -oh. I took all the Narcan.

01:33:21.689 --> 01:33:26.350
I had to throw it in. I had to throw it in. He's

01:33:26.350 --> 01:33:30.449
left me alone. Oh, I'm going to shut up. Go ahead.

01:33:30.590 --> 01:33:36.350
Well, I've been chiming in, too, so we're double

01:33:36.350 --> 01:33:40.439
-cheating. I'm not saying anything because every

01:33:40.439 --> 01:33:44.239
time I start to brag, he shows his fucking goofy

01:33:44.239 --> 01:33:47.079
-ass face again. So, anyhow, Rob, go ahead. Yeah,

01:33:47.079 --> 01:33:49.720
well, he knows I ain't no punk. I'm here to back

01:33:49.720 --> 01:33:52.199
you up. Oh, yeah, yeah, he knows. All right.

01:33:54.359 --> 01:33:57.579
Okay, well, I have an update on the movie Rust.

01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:08.909
Cool. working on the Western movie, Rust, when

01:34:08.909 --> 01:34:12.630
the film's set photographer, Helena Hutchins,

01:34:12.710 --> 01:34:18.350
was killed in an on -set shooting in 2021, was

01:34:18.350 --> 01:34:24.970
released from prison Friday. Uh -oh. 13 months

01:34:24.970 --> 01:34:28.109
after her involuntary manslaughter conviction,

01:34:28.430 --> 01:35:08.369
New Mexico officials said... Wow. Okay, the parole

01:35:08.369 --> 01:35:15.369
runs through May 23, 2026. Oh, a year. She's

01:35:15.369 --> 01:35:19.550
on a year of parole. Uh -huh. Wow. The certificate

01:35:19.550 --> 01:35:22.510
says she is required to follow the conditions.

01:35:37.440 --> 01:35:45.199
Okay. Yeah, so, God, it's been that long, hasn't

01:35:45.199 --> 01:35:48.579
it? Yeah, I guess so. I've been following this

01:35:48.579 --> 01:35:53.699
story since it started. Mm -hmm. And she did

01:35:53.699 --> 01:35:57.539
13 months out of 18 months. So, yeah, I've been

01:35:57.539 --> 01:36:00.100
following this story for years. Holy shit. Yeah,

01:36:00.100 --> 01:36:02.720
I mean, thanks for keeping up with it, you know?

01:36:02.739 --> 01:36:06.229
You didn't just, like, let it lie. So I appreciate

01:36:06.229 --> 01:36:16.569
that. It wasn't. It's intriguing, I think. So,

01:36:16.569 --> 01:36:31.029
yeah, I get it. Yeah. Okay. Then that's it. You

01:36:31.029 --> 01:36:33.130
know, her time's done. Then that's it. Move on.

01:36:33.529 --> 01:36:37.609
So, all right. Army of mosquitoes took over an

01:36:37.609 --> 01:36:40.130
entire plane, causing passengers to become extremely

01:36:40.130 --> 01:36:43.989
itchy and just praying the flight to be over.

01:36:44.470 --> 01:36:48.050
A recent Indigo flight from Lucknow to Delhi.

01:36:48.489 --> 01:36:51.329
in India, had some unexpected guests that caused

01:36:51.329 --> 01:36:54.470
flyers to become extremely itchy and irritated.

01:36:54.789 --> 01:36:57.529
The army mosquitoes swarmed and annoyed passengers

01:36:57.529 --> 01:37:00.130
on the flight that took off the day after Easter.

01:37:00.289 --> 01:37:02.869
For the duration of almost 90 -minute flight,

01:37:03.050 --> 01:37:05.390
flyers were left with no choice but to swat away

01:37:05.390 --> 01:37:09.170
the pesky bugs. Would that not suck, Rob? Could

01:37:09.170 --> 01:37:13.020
you imagine that? Oh my gosh. You know how they

01:37:13.020 --> 01:37:15.800
have that like gray cloud comes after you out

01:37:15.800 --> 01:37:17.720
in the yard and you're like, oh shit, here comes

01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:22.520
the mosquitoes. Yeah. That's on a plane and you're

01:37:22.520 --> 01:37:25.600
buckled in. These fucking things are having a

01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:32.930
feast, dude. Went past your name, Machida said

01:37:32.930 --> 01:37:37.130
the whole flight was spent scratching, swatting,

01:37:37.130 --> 01:37:39.590
or just praying for the flight to get over, according

01:37:39.590 --> 01:37:43.789
to Jan Press. Airlines don't care, airports can't

01:37:43.789 --> 01:37:46.329
manage basic pest control, and passengers are

01:37:46.329 --> 01:37:48.850
just expected to take it quietly, said Pandey.

01:37:50.710 --> 01:37:53.470
How did these bugs make their way onto the plane?

01:37:53.989 --> 01:37:55.970
Supposedly, the in -flight crew said they entered

01:37:55.970 --> 01:37:58.390
through the open door according to Luxury Travel

01:37:58.390 --> 01:38:00.430
Daily. Well, yeah, I can believe that because,

01:38:00.529 --> 01:38:02.810
you know, mosquitoes, they smell your blood.

01:38:03.210 --> 01:38:05.789
Yeah. They smell blood. Yeah, they're trying

01:38:05.789 --> 01:38:07.670
to get their eggs hatched. That's what they do.

01:38:07.729 --> 01:38:09.430
They take your blood and hatch their eggs in

01:38:09.430 --> 01:38:11.609
it. So they smelled all that blood on a plane.

01:38:11.829 --> 01:38:14.350
It probably was nobody's fault. Well, maybe the

01:38:14.350 --> 01:38:16.989
airport could have sprayed for mosquitoes maybe,

01:38:17.149 --> 01:38:21.550
right? Right. At the same time, the plane doors

01:38:21.550 --> 01:38:25.310
opened for how long? People boarded. I could

01:38:25.310 --> 01:38:28.449
see them getting on there. Yeah, I think you

01:38:28.449 --> 01:38:30.350
just blame that on just... The doors opened for

01:38:30.350 --> 01:38:33.470
a while. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else

01:38:33.470 --> 01:38:38.279
to tell them on this, you know? But they're saying

01:38:38.279 --> 01:38:40.399
to prevent the entry of mosquitoes, our aircraft

01:38:40.399 --> 01:38:43.119
undergo regular fumigation and patches are placed

01:38:43.119 --> 01:38:46.119
on the seats. The rep continues saying, and this

01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:48.220
is a rep from the airline, we're also coordinating

01:38:48.220 --> 01:38:50.539
with the Indigo airline, we're also coordinating

01:38:50.539 --> 01:38:52.460
with the airport to address this effectively.

01:38:52.739 --> 01:38:55.659
While we take every precaution, we hope you understand

01:38:55.659 --> 01:38:57.659
that mosquitoes can still enter through open

01:38:57.659 --> 01:39:01.199
doors. However, many disgruntled flyers weren't

01:39:01.199 --> 01:39:03.920
buying this. We just got done talking about that,

01:39:03.960 --> 01:39:07.420
right? The door is open. They smell blood. They

01:39:07.420 --> 01:39:10.979
come in. They come in to jab you. Here's an idea.

01:39:11.159 --> 01:39:14.899
If you get on a plane, wear some off or some

01:39:14.899 --> 01:39:18.279
type of bug spray. You won't be faced. Yeah,

01:39:18.300 --> 01:39:23.300
yeah. You know, and I'm not playing. I would

01:39:23.300 --> 01:39:25.100
blame the airport more than I would the airline.

01:39:25.239 --> 01:39:32.300
What about you? Well, it's whoever is watching

01:39:32.300 --> 01:39:35.810
the door. Well, I mean, they can't shut the door.

01:39:35.810 --> 01:39:37.430
People are boarding. Which would be the airline.

01:39:39.270 --> 01:39:41.569
Okay. They should call attention. Hey, we're

01:39:41.569 --> 01:39:43.949
getting invaded by mosquitoes. We need to do

01:39:43.949 --> 01:39:46.850
something before we take off. You see, I kind

01:39:46.850 --> 01:39:48.609
of feel like the airport should have sprayed.

01:39:48.710 --> 01:39:53.810
It's an infestation. Well, how is it the airport

01:39:53.810 --> 01:39:57.250
when it's mosquitoes? They're in the air. If

01:39:57.250 --> 01:39:59.930
you spray, the mosquitoes won't go in where you

01:39:59.930 --> 01:40:02.949
sprayed, is what I'm saying. I mean, how come

01:40:02.949 --> 01:40:04.949
we don't have that happen at other places? That's

01:40:04.949 --> 01:40:07.029
because they spray for mosquitoes and other bugs.

01:40:07.270 --> 01:40:11.090
Out on the tarmac? I think they do. You can spray

01:40:11.090 --> 01:40:14.810
your yard. You can have a mosquito guy. He's

01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:17.430
called Mosquito Joe around here. Mosquito Joe

01:40:17.430 --> 01:40:20.350
will come out and spray your yard, and he guarantees

01:40:20.350 --> 01:40:22.489
no mosquitoes in your yard for three months.

01:40:22.670 --> 01:40:24.510
Then he has to come back out and treat it again.

01:40:25.130 --> 01:40:27.649
So, I mean, couldn't they do something like that?

01:40:27.710 --> 01:40:36.300
I blame the guy watching the door. Either way,

01:40:36.420 --> 01:40:44.840
that sucks. Can we agree that sucks? I think

01:40:44.840 --> 01:40:55.319
they should have gave him Aquanet and a lighter.

01:40:58.569 --> 01:41:01.369
There, no more mosquitoes, and you can watch

01:41:01.369 --> 01:41:09.789
them all fly and burn. Yeah. Hell no. We had

01:41:09.789 --> 01:41:15.069
to worry about our hair catching on fire, but,

01:41:15.130 --> 01:41:19.489
you know. Yeah, hell yeah. Aquanet and a fucking

01:41:19.489 --> 01:41:21.909
lighter would have taken care of those right

01:41:21.909 --> 01:41:27.710
then and there. No problems. So, yeah. So, anyhow.

01:41:29.140 --> 01:41:32.819
Rob, you know what we're talking about. Yes,

01:41:32.819 --> 01:41:35.560
and if you don't Google it, Aquanet lighter,

01:41:35.779 --> 01:41:40.539
you'll see some cool shit. That was some awesome

01:41:40.539 --> 01:41:44.140
concerts, just saying. Oh, yeah. Yes, they are.

01:41:44.279 --> 01:41:48.939
Oh, yeah. We'd shoot like flame balls up in the

01:41:48.939 --> 01:41:52.000
air. Oh, hell yeah. I remember I used to try

01:41:52.000 --> 01:41:55.100
to get the bands. Now they bitch if you bring

01:41:55.100 --> 01:42:00.710
your cell phone in. Oh, I know. I know. God,

01:42:00.869 --> 01:42:04.550
I remember watching, I think it was Black Sabbath

01:42:04.550 --> 01:42:08.869
a long time ago. People on the upper deck were

01:42:08.869 --> 01:42:11.750
throwing half sticks of dynamite, and they were

01:42:11.750 --> 01:42:13.890
blowing up above people's heads, about a foot

01:42:13.890 --> 01:42:17.930
above people's heads. Fuck, I believe it. I believe

01:42:17.930 --> 01:42:19.649
it. Oh, it was insane. I'm just sitting there

01:42:19.649 --> 01:42:22.289
going, my God. I searched back in 80s. We're

01:42:22.289 --> 01:42:24.710
totally different. I was just a little youngster.

01:42:24.770 --> 01:42:28.090
I had no idea shit like this could go on. I'm

01:42:28.090 --> 01:42:32.390
like, wow. Yeah, I'm like, if someone's going

01:42:32.390 --> 01:42:35.010
to get killed or hurt really bad, well, probably

01:42:35.010 --> 01:42:41.149
all of the above. And then you go to a concert

01:42:41.149 --> 01:42:45.750
where you have meat thrown at you. Yes. Oh, my

01:42:45.750 --> 01:42:54.859
God. That was great. Yeah. Meat and women. Women

01:42:54.859 --> 01:42:58.600
and women in torture. Raw meat hitting you in

01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:03.439
the face and women in torture racks. You could

01:43:03.439 --> 01:43:12.720
never do that nowadays. Oh, my God. I remember

01:43:12.720 --> 01:43:16.260
I'm like, how can this get any cooler? Bam, right

01:43:16.260 --> 01:43:20.220
in the face. Liver? Oh, this just got cooler.

01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:23.840
And Ozzy did it too, but I never got beamed from

01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:26.859
Ozzy with some... I did get a pair of his pants

01:43:26.859 --> 01:43:28.899
one time. He tore off his pants. He had, you

01:43:28.899 --> 01:43:33.020
know, shorts on underneath. Oh, shit. I got them

01:43:33.020 --> 01:43:35.880
in my closet right now. They're Ozzy pants. Oh,

01:43:36.039 --> 01:43:40.000
hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yep. That was my next...

01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:43.300
You had kept it. Oh, yeah. I still got them.

01:43:45.740 --> 01:43:50.800
Raw Meat made that concert, which was one of

01:43:50.800 --> 01:43:53.079
the best concerts ever. Just took it over the

01:43:53.079 --> 01:43:55.699
top. And I mean, I got smacked right in the face

01:43:55.699 --> 01:43:57.619
with a piece of raw liver, I believe. It looked

01:43:57.619 --> 01:44:02.060
like liver. And instead of me going, fucking

01:44:02.060 --> 01:44:06.539
asshole, I'm like, cool! Then you get to throw

01:44:06.539 --> 01:44:09.199
it back. That's the cool thing. I tried to nail

01:44:09.199 --> 01:44:12.460
Chris Holmes, the guitarist. I tried to nail

01:44:12.460 --> 01:44:14.859
him in the face. Ended up, like, hitting his

01:44:14.859 --> 01:44:17.000
shoe, and he stepped on it. I'm like, oh, man.

01:44:17.279 --> 01:44:22.380
Damn it. There goes that. I wanted to do Chris

01:44:22.380 --> 01:44:24.699
Holmes because he was a big, mean son of a bitch.

01:44:24.779 --> 01:44:27.039
I wanted to see him get mad. I wanted to see

01:44:27.039 --> 01:44:28.279
him get mad because he got smacked in the face.

01:44:29.979 --> 01:44:36.579
Him? Oh, I think he would have. Probably. He

01:44:36.579 --> 01:44:43.500
didn't care. Have you ever watched Decline of

01:44:43.500 --> 01:44:53.500
the Western Civilization Part 2? With Chris Holmes

01:44:53.500 --> 01:44:57.460
on there? Remember how smashed he was? And his

01:44:57.460 --> 01:44:59.960
mom's over there shaking his head? Imagine that

01:44:59.960 --> 01:45:04.000
guy coming after you. He's like 6 '5". That guy

01:45:04.000 --> 01:45:12.500
coming after you. It would be funny. Oh, I know,

01:45:12.619 --> 01:45:15.159
I know. The funny part is to see him get smacked

01:45:15.159 --> 01:45:21.960
in the face with a piece of raw liver. I would

01:45:21.960 --> 01:45:24.619
be signing stuff afterwards. Hey, that's the

01:45:24.619 --> 01:45:31.899
guy that did it. What I want to see is I wanted

01:45:31.899 --> 01:45:35.970
to see him take a bite out of it. That would

01:45:35.970 --> 01:45:38.869
have been the coolest. Him going, a bite out

01:45:38.869 --> 01:45:40.789
of it, fucking chewing on it, spitting it around.

01:45:40.930 --> 01:45:46.750
Yes, that would have been it. Oh, man. Them and

01:45:46.750 --> 01:45:50.229
their crazy cod pieces. Saw blade cod pieces.

01:45:51.430 --> 01:45:54.529
Their seven inch stilettos that they used to

01:45:54.529 --> 01:45:57.970
jump around on stage. That they did not need

01:45:57.970 --> 01:46:00.470
because they were so damn tall to begin with.

01:46:00.569 --> 01:46:02.710
Oh, I know, but they were like frog jumping in

01:46:02.710 --> 01:46:05.270
those fucking things. I'm like, how in the hell

01:46:05.270 --> 01:46:07.609
are they doing that? And playing instruments.

01:46:10.569 --> 01:46:14.430
How do you do that? I don't know. I think you've

01:46:14.430 --> 01:46:16.149
got to be fucked out of your mind to do that.

01:46:16.569 --> 01:46:21.970
That's how you do that. Google Wasp with periods

01:46:21.970 --> 01:46:25.550
in the middle of it. W period, A period, S period,

01:46:25.689 --> 01:46:29.890
you know, on. Google that and take a look at

01:46:29.890 --> 01:46:31.909
some of their old footage and then get back with

01:46:31.909 --> 01:46:36.159
us. Yes. And you'll see how come Rob and I are

01:46:36.159 --> 01:46:42.159
fucked in the head. Right there. And you guys

01:46:42.159 --> 01:46:46.420
thought Kiss did it. No. Oh, my God. No, Kiss

01:46:46.420 --> 01:46:49.159
actually kicked Wasp off the tour because Wasp

01:46:49.159 --> 01:46:51.699
was stealing their thunder. Kiss came out and

01:46:51.699 --> 01:46:54.039
people are literally leaving. They're like, I

01:46:54.039 --> 01:46:55.840
don't want to see this. They didn't have their

01:46:55.840 --> 01:46:57.739
makeup on anymore. They didn't have the huge

01:46:57.739 --> 01:47:03.369
stage show. Wasp. A -M -O -I. Oh, yeah. It was

01:47:03.369 --> 01:47:09.670
amazing because to blow an established band as

01:47:09.670 --> 01:47:14.390
big as Kiss was off the stage was almost unheard

01:47:14.390 --> 01:47:17.149
of. And they were primitive. They literally walked

01:47:17.149 --> 01:47:20.210
off. They did this with a third of the stage.

01:47:20.409 --> 01:47:23.050
They had a third of the stage, a banner that

01:47:23.050 --> 01:47:25.069
said Wasp, but they had, you know, the torture

01:47:25.069 --> 01:47:30.109
racks and the raw meat and, you know, they did.

01:47:30.970 --> 01:47:34.510
For them to do that and blow Kiss off the stage

01:47:34.510 --> 01:47:38.729
was an amazing feat as it was. So, anyhow. I

01:47:38.729 --> 01:47:42.010
love it. I do, too. All right, Rob. That was

01:47:42.010 --> 01:47:45.090
a good time in rock and roll. It was. Very good.

01:47:45.789 --> 01:47:47.810
I learned a lot of things I should have never

01:47:47.810 --> 01:47:53.590
learned. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Rob, do you want

01:47:53.590 --> 01:47:55.350
to keep going or do you want to shut this crazy

01:47:55.350 --> 01:48:00.800
shit down? All right, we're going to call this

01:48:00.800 --> 01:48:03.460
good, and we will talk to you fuckers Thursday.

01:48:03.520 --> 01:48:05.920
No, Tuesday night. Man, where am I going? I don't

01:48:05.920 --> 01:48:08.920
know. Tuesday, yes. Yep. All right. Thank you.

01:48:08.960 --> 01:48:11.420
Two nights from now. Thank you. Our listenership

01:48:11.420 --> 01:48:14.840
is insane, going crazy. Thank you, guys. Thank

01:48:14.840 --> 01:48:17.720
you. We love you guys. Have a good night, assholes.

01:48:18.079 --> 01:48:21.640
I am going to go look. I have not looked in probably

01:48:21.640 --> 01:48:25.100
two months, dude. Okay. And I looked at RSS in

01:48:25.100 --> 01:48:27.460
like two months. Yeah. I'm getting ready to look.

01:48:27.979 --> 01:48:29.859
We're getting a lot of... I'm getting out of

01:48:29.859 --> 01:48:33.720
here and I'm looking. All right. I got a feeling

01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:38.159
I'm going to be amazed. You are. So, all right.

01:48:38.180 --> 01:48:39.699
Everybody, thank you for listening. Good night,

01:48:39.720 --> 01:48:45.840
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:48.640
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:48:48.640 --> 01:48:52.319
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:48:52.319 --> 01:48:54.739
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:48:54.739 --> 01:48:55.520
ear holes soon.