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pick me up? Hmm. I may never know. You watched

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until your mama got on it. Two douchebags and

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a microphone. I'm Mark in the Kansas City vicinity.

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Well, we are recording this a day late, and that's

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because I had a two -day hospital stint, and

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I thought it was heart disease, which I do have.

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I have a couple of forms of it. That isn't an

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issue so much right now, but it's going to be

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an issue later. Right now, they think the culprit

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is probably GERD or acid reflux. heart attack

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-like symptoms yesterday morning, and all the

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stuff that they told me at my cardiologist to

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look for. And they said, if this happens, don't

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fuck around. Call 911. Let us figure it out.

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So I had Val call 911, and an ambulance came

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and got me. And I went to St. Luke's South, which

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is a fantastic hospital. They could not have

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been better on any level. I mean, except for

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the hospital food. It was not bad for hospital

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food. I was just glad I got to eat because at

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first they have on a liquid diet. I'm like, oh

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man. But then they decided I could eat, which

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was fine. So today I was spent doing tests like

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an echocardiogram and a stress test. And yeah,

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like I said, I have heart issues. And eventually

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we're going to have to address them. I have heart

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valve disease. I have no problems with saying

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this because... It's true, and I really don't

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have anything to hide. It sucks, but you know

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what? Because of modern technology, I'm able

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to probably live a pretty normal life in a lot

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longer than I would have been able to before

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because they have such advancements in all of

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this level, from heart valve disease to basic

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coronary blockage and all of that. and they've

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gotten really good at this, and they've extended

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lives, many lives for a long time, which I'm

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going to go into a little bit of this right now.

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This is a new kind of monologue that I came up

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with because of my hospital stay, and this is

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something I truly believe in. I thought about

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it before, but now after witnessing it firsthand,

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I think it really needs to be talked about. So,

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Rob, are you ready? I want you to interject too,

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Rob, okay? No, I want to say... Okay. Come on,

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man. All right. Okay. Like I said, I pushed back

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and chucked this monologue with, you know, usually

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Rob set me straight, you know, whenever I got

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something. So, you know, so Rob, if you think

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I'm offline, like always, set me straight. So

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I got out of the hospital and, you know, like

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I said, I have a variety of heart issues. Dems,

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I'm giving this one to you a little bit here,

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a little bit to the Democrats, because it isn't

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all, you know, like a Democrat push here. There

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are independent people. There are also Republican

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people and conservative people that are on my

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bandwagon like this, too. I've heard from a little

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bit of everybody and listened to a little bit

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of everybody on this. So, you know, I have some

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fantastic specialists. That are pretty much saving

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my life and definitely prolonging it. Some specialists

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are from other countries. From India. Impoverished

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countries. Countries that do not have the educational

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system that we have here. They have no way of

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reaching their full potential. Because they don't

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have the resources like we do over here. I understand

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the government is wasteful. I understand that...

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We need to cut all this stuff back, and we need

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to watch where money's going. I understand people

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are stealing us blind, and I understand people

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in government are stealing us blind, but what

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I'm saying is here, we have to be careful on

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some of this stuff. Some of these specialists

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that I met with and I talked to personally, they

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came from meager backgrounds. These people...

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are not people that you can just pick out and

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say, hey, I want you to be a heart specialist.

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Hey, I want you to be a brain cancer specialist.

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Hey, I want you to do this. These are the only

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people in the world that can do that type of

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job. So if you go around cutting their funding

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and they can't come over here and do that. You're

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not going to have people helping people like

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you do right now. You're not going to have the

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people that are saving my life and prolonging

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it. You're not going to have the people that

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are helping people with cancer, muscular dystrophy,

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multiple sclerosis. You're not going to have

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these people because a lot of these people are

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coming from other impoverished countries and

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they do not have the resources to do this there.

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And that's where we have to come in. And we have

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to be able to identify these people and not cut

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off funding blindly. We have to look. We have

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to observe. We have to take a step back. We have

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to look at what we're doing. We have to figure

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out what we're doing. And I think on stuff like

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this, if you have someone insider trading in

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the government, go after them. They're pieces

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of shit. They need to go to jail. But something

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like this. You really need to watch what you're

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doing. Because this right here affects everybody.

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And not just in the United States, but everywhere

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in the world. These people that can do this job

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are the only people that can do this job. And

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they're the only people gifted enough. And quite

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frankly, a lot of them are not from here. I would

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say a good percentage of them are from other

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countries. And a lot of them are impoverished

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and they have no way of fulfilling their true

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destiny. without us. And that is all in my soapbox

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that I wanted to put there. And that's what I

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wanted to say and get my point across on. Please,

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everybody, I understand all the ripoffs. I understand

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the government. I understand the swamp. Drain

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it all you want. But please be careful about

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what you cut funding to. Because some of this

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stuff is not only very important to me, but you

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wait until someone in your family or yourself

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has some sort of a health crisis. And there's

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nobody there to help you. And the reason there's

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nobody there to help you is because funding got

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cut for it. We have to be very careful. And this

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is not directed at anybody in general. I'm saying

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this for all the government and everybody. We

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can't blindly cut everything. We have to be careful.

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So I'll go ahead and do some other stuff, Rob,

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if that's okay. Go for it. Okay. How was your

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weather Monday night? Oh, fine for me. Oh, really?

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I mean, up to the northwest. I think it may have

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rained overnight. So you didn't get any big storms?

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No, no. Yeah, I heard there was a bunch of tornadoes

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and stuff. No, it did not affect me. I know it

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didn't. It was up... Tightwad got hit. One of

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our favorite little places. Yeah, Taiwan got,

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they didn't get smoked, but they got a good little

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jolting there just on the edge of town. They

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had an EF -1 go through there and do some damage.

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They have some footage of some people that were

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trying to go down, is that 7 or 13? No, 7 Highway.

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And they almost got smoked by the tornado. So,

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anyhow. Yeah, yeah, that area right there. Anyhow,

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I had to go into work early. I got called in

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early. I was supposed to get off at 6 .30. I

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got off at 4 .30 because I had to go in two hours

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early. So I was like, okay, I'm going to beat

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the forecasted evening storms on the way home.

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Well, they missed the evening part by a few hours,

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and it was one hell of a drive home. I mean,

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I was literally watching debris fly through the

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air everywhere. I saw that many wind gusts were

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75 to 80 mile per hour. The rain was so heavy

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that the water was naturally pooling up on flat

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surfaces. So, anyhow, Val's... Val's Jeep, mine

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did not get any dents in it because I was at

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work and the storm was bad, but not as bad as

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it was here. Here, it could have been maybe a

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small tornado very easily by some of the damage

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that we could see. We had a lot of limbs and

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big pieces of tree come down. It dented up Val's

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Renegade a little bit, not as bad as it could

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have. And my car was spared, my Jeep, because

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I was at work. So, I'm coming home and there's

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a lot of damage. You know Rock Hill Road, right?

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And over there near UMKC? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well,

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there's a lot of trees, big trees in that area.

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And there were a lot of trees down in that area.

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And it just, I had to wait until it quit storming.

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You know, I had to sit there and let it all calm

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down because there's no way. that I could go

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home in that with everybody else trying to get

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home and the debris in the air and the hail and

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the huge wind gusts and that whole thing. It

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was just like, no, I'm going to sit here, and

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I'm going to wait until it's done, and that's

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what I did. So I'm coming home, and then I started

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getting to my part of town, which is the extreme

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southern edge of Kansas City vicinity, the metro

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plaques. We are on the very edge of it. I started

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noticing all the way through the city, nobody

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was out there. All their trees are everywhere.

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Nobody's out there. I get down here where there

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are bigger lots and more of country folk. And

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the storm hadn't cleared but like maybe 10 minutes,

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15 minutes at the most. And they were already

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cutting their trees up. They were already cutting

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their debris up. That's country folk. They were

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already out there with their chainsaws, cutting

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everything up and getting it out of the way.

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You know what I mean, Rob? You grew up in the

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sticks, right? Yeah. As soon as that last lightning

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bolt hits, you're out there cleaning it up, right?

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You got the chainsaw out there, you got the rakes,

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and you're taking care of it. And I was coming

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down to my part of town, I'm like, yeah, yep,

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this makes a lot of sense right here. You get

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down here, and all of them were like, they couldn't

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wait to have their chainsaw out there cleaning

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up their lawn. I mean, you could tell that it

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was like, all right, yeah, we... We have a little

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bit more of a country flavor down in this part

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of town. I thought that was pretty cool. Topher

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and I are doing extra shows. We couldn't this

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week because of my obvious issues. We're getting

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emails from listeners and everything, and this

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is about the music creeps and the sports bastards.

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And I played you the other night. I played you

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the new music news segment that I got going on,

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right? Yes, you did. Okay. I loved it. I loved

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it. Okay, good. Well, I'm going to start doing

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some of that stuff, and I'm also going to start

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doing some stuff like that on this program. I

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don't know if it's going to be music news, but

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I'm thinking about music news, but maybe not

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quite the same in depth. that the music creeps,

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because that's a music show. But, you know, that

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is a music show for people that like music, and

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it's usually our kind of music. We generally

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talk about rock, classic rock, and hard rock.

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We'll talk some country, and usually if anyone

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talks country, we have Rob do it for us. Yeah,

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yeah. Yeah, so if Rob's on, we talk country.

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If not, we basically talk classic rock and hard

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rock and rock. So, anyhow, we got a lot of emails

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about people wanting us to do more produce segments

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because those shows are recorded live up at the

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city market. I mean live as in we're recording

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them there and people are walking by. I don't

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mean live as in we're like on the internet live

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when we do it. Because that's another thing that

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people got after us about is like, where are

00:16:09.899 --> 00:16:11.360
you guys at? And it's like, well, this happened

00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:14.799
two days ago. Well, you said you're live. Well,

00:16:14.820 --> 00:16:17.139
what we meant by live is we meant we're up there

00:16:17.139 --> 00:16:19.120
and people are walking by. That's what we meant

00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:22.559
by live, you know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on.

00:16:22.580 --> 00:16:24.940
You guys know us by now. We've been on the air

00:16:24.940 --> 00:16:29.799
how long? Yeah. Yeah, so. Yeah, yeah. Well, they

00:16:29.799 --> 00:16:31.559
haven't been doing this very much, but every

00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:32.940
now and then I'll get a, hey, you know, I look

00:16:32.940 --> 00:16:36.980
for you guys. But, okay. I'm going to do some

00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:39.039
of that. I'm going to do some music news. I'm

00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:40.879
thinking about doing a little sports news segment,

00:16:40.899 --> 00:16:44.940
too. Maybe some roster moves, maybe some stuff

00:16:44.940 --> 00:16:47.139
that we don't really discuss that much on the

00:16:47.139 --> 00:16:49.720
regular show where, you know, Topher and I are

00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:53.059
doing, you know, different stuff, talking about

00:16:53.059 --> 00:16:55.500
other things. We're actually going to kind of

00:16:55.500 --> 00:17:00.919
go into not stats, but, you know, actually talking

00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:02.539
about how we think the teams are going to do,

00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:04.140
how they're going to match up and, you know,

00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:05.819
stuff like that. Sometimes we talk about the

00:17:05.819 --> 00:17:09.880
betting lines. So I'm going to do something like

00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:15.509
sports. Some sort of a, I don't know, sports

00:17:15.509 --> 00:17:18.329
information of somehow, but I'm not quite sure.

00:17:18.970 --> 00:17:23.809
And also, I want you to tell me what you think,

00:17:23.930 --> 00:17:27.150
if we should do music news on this program, or

00:17:27.150 --> 00:17:31.509
if we should do something else as a regular segment.

00:17:32.630 --> 00:17:36.210
Okay, well, first up, before I forget. Okay.

00:17:36.829 --> 00:17:42.009
You were talking about sports. Yes. I want to

00:17:42.009 --> 00:17:46.410
know everybody's bet on where Aaron Rodgers goes.

00:17:47.309 --> 00:17:51.089
Oh, you know, that's a good one. I want to start

00:17:51.089 --> 00:17:54.890
taking bets. Come on, man. Okay. He's everywhere.

00:17:55.269 --> 00:17:59.170
You want to hear my bet? I tell you, you'll end

00:17:59.170 --> 00:18:01.930
up in Pittsburgh. I do, too, and here's what

00:18:01.930 --> 00:18:04.410
I think. And you can tell me what you think.

00:18:04.910 --> 00:18:09.849
Okay. He does not want to do mini camp. He doesn't

00:18:09.849 --> 00:18:13.180
want to do training camp. He's old. He hurts.

00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:18.680
He's 40. Been there, done that. You know, he's

00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:22.339
in good shape. Do some more mushrooms, you'll

00:18:22.339 --> 00:18:29.299
feel fine, Aaron. Yeah. And ayahuasca. Ayahuasca.

00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:34.299
Whatever. Mushrooms, whatever you do, do it,

00:18:34.299 --> 00:18:36.299
you'll feel better. Hey, I'm not an hallucinogenic

00:18:36.299 --> 00:18:39.319
guy, but ayahuasca's got my eye. I'm like, man,

00:18:39.539 --> 00:18:43.859
that stuff sounds pretty damn cool. But I think

00:18:43.859 --> 00:18:46.440
he's going to Pittsburgh, and I think that they

00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:48.900
have a deal set already. I think that they know

00:18:48.900 --> 00:18:51.559
he's going to Pittsburgh. Yeah, I think they've

00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:53.920
been heightened. Yeah, I think that they don't.

00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:55.579
I think they're going to keep it up that low,

00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:58.980
in my opinion. In my opinion, Aaron has such

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a bad rap that I think he went to Pittsburgh

00:19:01.160 --> 00:19:03.119
and said, I don't need any more bad publicity.

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So how about if we not get the actual contract

00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:09.019
cashed out until right before the regular season?

00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:15.720
Yeah. Yeah, let's keep everybody's gas in. Yeah.

00:19:15.819 --> 00:19:18.599
Yeah, that's what I think. Me, personally, if

00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:20.980
I had to bet money, if someone told me, hey,

00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:29.500
here's $300. You have to bet money on this. That's

00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:32.859
what I would bet. That would be my bet. Aaron's

00:19:32.859 --> 00:19:35.900
going to Pittsburgh. And I think it's because

00:19:35.900 --> 00:19:38.019
he does not want to do mini camp or training

00:19:38.019 --> 00:19:41.140
camp. And I think he already talked to them about

00:19:41.140 --> 00:19:43.059
it and said, I don't need any more bad publicity,

00:19:43.440 --> 00:19:45.980
so let's do it like this. And Pittsburgh said,

00:19:46.140 --> 00:19:53.279
of course. So, Rob, what are you thinking? Oh,

00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:57.079
just what I said. He's going to go with Pittsburgh.

00:19:57.299 --> 00:20:02.039
I really do. Yeah, he may be looking at New Orleans,

00:20:02.339 --> 00:20:06.259
and New Orleans would probably love to pick him

00:20:06.259 --> 00:20:08.519
up. I think he's going to go with Pittsburgh.

00:20:09.079 --> 00:20:12.940
I think the reason Pittsburgh... I think it's

00:20:12.940 --> 00:20:15.500
been a done deal for a while. They're just keeping

00:20:15.500 --> 00:20:19.119
it quiet to keep people guessing. Rob, I agree

00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:24.460
with that. I also think that New Orleans is not

00:20:24.460 --> 00:20:28.839
quite there. Rogers is 40 years old. Pittsburgh

00:20:28.839 --> 00:20:34.140
was a playoff team. Why would he want to go to

00:20:34.140 --> 00:20:37.660
a southern state where the weather is different?

00:20:38.099 --> 00:20:40.039
That's another thing, too. That's a good point.

00:20:40.140 --> 00:20:44.000
Actually, he'd be in a dome then. Yeah. He's

00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:46.460
not used to that. He'd be in whatever they call

00:20:46.460 --> 00:20:49.680
it now. It used to be the Superdome. Okay, I

00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:52.940
think that New Orleans is not close to being

00:20:52.940 --> 00:20:58.059
an actual Super Bowl contender. The Steelers

00:20:58.059 --> 00:21:00.299
were a playoff team last year without really

00:21:00.299 --> 00:21:02.619
a quarterback. Russell Wilson was on his last

00:21:02.619 --> 00:21:09.200
leg. They had Fields. Justin Fields is not that

00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:12.079
good. And I think with Aaron Rodgers, they could

00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:15.279
actually become somewhat of a contender. And

00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:17.519
I think that's what Rodgers is looking at. He

00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:19.240
doesn't want to go waste his time spinning his

00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:23.799
wheels in a team that's going to be 9 -7. Or

00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:28.279
9 -8. He still has high hopes of himself. What

00:21:28.279 --> 00:21:30.859
happens if he comes out first game again and

00:21:30.859 --> 00:21:34.579
gets taken out for the year again? I would look

00:21:34.579 --> 00:21:38.200
for him to... He's an old man. First off, I look

00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:39.799
for him to cash his checks. When you get hurt,

00:21:40.019 --> 00:21:43.759
you're going to stay hurt for a while. Yes. I

00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:49.059
agree. We know this. I also think that he would

00:21:49.059 --> 00:21:51.720
cash his checks and he would promptly retire.

00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:54.559
After all those checks were cashed, he would

00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:59.700
step down and retire. So, I think we're on the

00:21:59.700 --> 00:22:01.400
same page then, right? We both think he's going

00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:03.339
to go to Pittsburgh and pretty much for the same

00:22:03.339 --> 00:22:06.900
reasons, right? Yeah, if he goes to Pittsburgh,

00:22:07.140 --> 00:22:12.180
you know, it's to bring back his name, whatever,

00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:16.380
in the northern states. And if he gets hurt,

00:22:18.049 --> 00:22:24.250
Makes money. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. I agree. All

00:22:24.250 --> 00:22:27.230
right, cool. Rob, that's all I got for right

00:22:27.230 --> 00:22:28.849
now. I got a bunch of other stuff, but it really

00:22:28.849 --> 00:22:31.470
doesn't match up what I've been doing here and

00:22:31.470 --> 00:22:34.990
the stuff I've been talking about. So, Rob, go

00:22:34.990 --> 00:22:38.970
ahead. We'll go to you. Okay, I got one, and

00:22:38.970 --> 00:22:41.990
we'll go to break, and then how about doing some

00:22:41.990 --> 00:22:50.279
emails? That sounds good. Okay. of workers who

00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:53.259
don't have any more sick days and risk losing

00:22:53.259 --> 00:22:58.980
their job if they take off anyway. Perhaps you've

00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:03.420
been in one of these situations yourself. A FedEx

00:23:03.420 --> 00:23:06.920
worker in Alabama had to unfortunately experience

00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:16.220
this when she thought... That's okay. I'm a little

00:23:16.220 --> 00:23:24.059
off my game too, buddy. I think I got a little

00:23:24.059 --> 00:24:23.009
cold in the hospital, too. Okay. No. Mm -hmm.

00:26:24.650 --> 00:27:36.730
Babble snatch. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh

00:27:36.730 --> 00:27:54.589
-huh. No, Rob. You know why. Yeah, I do know

00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:56.690
why, and also me, too, from what I just went

00:27:56.690 --> 00:28:01.329
through. I mean, people at my job are afraid

00:28:01.329 --> 00:28:07.970
to take off on day six, even though we are now

00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:14.309
qualified. We have to work 30 hours for one hour,

00:28:14.390 --> 00:28:17.589
basically. Thanks to the state of Missouri for

00:28:17.589 --> 00:28:19.190
passing that law. Yeah, they just passed that

00:28:19.190 --> 00:28:23.799
law earlier this year. I used to be that guy.

00:28:23.980 --> 00:28:29.680
It should have taken me 240 hours to get one

00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:33.579
day, particularly. Mm -hmm. Which is what, three

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:41.160
months, roughly? Yeah. You know, it's like this.

00:28:41.259 --> 00:28:46.759
I use my vacation. I don't care. Okay, I'll put

00:28:46.759 --> 00:28:48.480
it like this, Rob, and I feel like this truly

00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.140
now. And you can tell me what you think or if

00:28:51.140 --> 00:28:54.680
you agree with it. Okay. A place that really

00:28:54.680 --> 00:28:59.140
cares about you will take care of you. Whether

00:28:59.140 --> 00:29:01.519
they pay you or not is a different story. But

00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:04.960
if you really do need that time off, they will

00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:06.819
grant it to you whether you have it or not because

00:29:06.819 --> 00:29:12.420
they care about you. Yeah, my company will. Yes.

00:29:12.420 --> 00:29:17.180
If you're up there on the food chain, they will

00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:20.950
take care of you. Yeah. You know, one of the

00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:23.190
problems I have with my old job, the one that

00:29:23.190 --> 00:29:26.349
I had for over 16 years there, and the reason

00:29:26.349 --> 00:29:30.150
I feel so violated and feel so bitter about them

00:29:30.150 --> 00:29:34.289
is because, to me, in my opinion, to me, in my

00:29:34.289 --> 00:29:36.490
opinion, they acted like they were those people,

00:29:36.609 --> 00:29:41.589
but they were not. You see what I'm saying? Oh,

00:29:41.670 --> 00:29:43.569
yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, how's your mom doing?

00:29:43.789 --> 00:29:46.809
Hey, yeah, hey, how's that dog you pet? You know,

00:29:46.910 --> 00:29:49.829
all this stuff. But when it comes down to it,

00:29:49.890 --> 00:29:52.349
their wallet is much more important than you

00:29:52.349 --> 00:29:55.470
have ever been. And you are not family. You're

00:29:55.470 --> 00:29:59.569
simply pretty much their property. This is my

00:29:59.569 --> 00:30:01.769
opinion. This is how I feel about that place.

00:30:02.049 --> 00:30:05.869
I've never mentioned their name. I could, and

00:30:05.869 --> 00:30:07.789
I could say my opinion, and I could do it all

00:30:07.789 --> 00:30:10.910
day long. But I choose not to. They know who

00:30:10.910 --> 00:30:12.890
they are, and if they hear this, I think they

00:30:12.890 --> 00:30:14.869
would know exactly what I'm talking about and

00:30:14.869 --> 00:30:16.930
exactly what you're saying, Rob. If the place

00:30:16.930 --> 00:30:19.329
is the right place, if they give a shit about

00:30:19.329 --> 00:30:22.230
you at all, they will honor you. They'll be like,

00:30:22.230 --> 00:30:25.769
you know what? Well, like I said, with the new

00:30:25.769 --> 00:30:30.849
state law, sick time, little companies like I

00:30:30.849 --> 00:30:33.950
work for, whether they want to or not, they have

00:30:33.950 --> 00:30:37.589
to supply it. Yes. I mean, you know, we get health,

00:30:37.809 --> 00:30:41.750
we get dental, we get vision, we got an IRA.

00:30:43.230 --> 00:30:48.230
You got to give us a sick time. I mean, you know,

00:30:48.289 --> 00:30:53.269
we have kids that we take care of. You know,

00:30:53.349 --> 00:30:59.109
we as humans get sick. You got to allow us off

00:30:59.109 --> 00:31:14.380
without holding against us. I mean, we do. Because

00:31:14.380 --> 00:31:17.960
my dad was a union steward for 20 -some years.

00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:23.480
And I know you, if you are sick, a company cannot

00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:27.960
hold it against you. Little companies that rule

00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:31.559
USA do. Yeah, and here's the reason. They can

00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:34.299
find a million different reasons. They can find

00:31:34.299 --> 00:31:35.839
a million different reasons. You can come in

00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:40.539
one minute late. Because the true fact in Missouri

00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:44.910
is a company can fire you for any reason. And

00:31:44.910 --> 00:31:48.210
it doesn't matter. That's just the law. They

00:31:48.210 --> 00:31:50.589
can come up and go, you know, I don't like your

00:31:50.589 --> 00:31:54.029
haircut. I watched a guy get fired because the

00:31:54.029 --> 00:31:57.710
kid was in the ICU. That's fucked. And he had

00:31:57.710 --> 00:32:02.089
his choice. No, he had his choice. Either stay

00:32:02.089 --> 00:32:05.210
at work or leave. If you leave, you get fired.

00:32:06.849 --> 00:32:12.339
Of course he left. I would have, too. And on

00:32:12.339 --> 00:32:13.960
my way out, I probably would have had something

00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:17.480
with somebody. And I ain't gonna say what company

00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.359
that was with. You know what? Fuck them. But

00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:24.160
still. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, there's companies

00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.920
like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, there is. There's

00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.299
a lot of companies like that. But then there's

00:32:30.299 --> 00:32:33.099
good companies like I work for that actually

00:32:33.099 --> 00:32:35.059
care about their employees. The company that

00:32:35.059 --> 00:32:36.980
I work for, and I choose not to mention them

00:32:36.980 --> 00:32:39.180
either because I don't know what their policies

00:32:39.180 --> 00:32:43.920
are on... speaking about them. So I just won't.

00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.259
But I love the company I work for now. They do

00:32:46.259 --> 00:32:47.900
care about you. They care about their employees

00:32:47.900 --> 00:32:51.599
deeply. And they treat us very well. Not only

00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:56.440
with insurance, but compensating. Yeah, you do.

00:32:57.539 --> 00:33:02.059
No, I mean, I probably could. I don't say anything

00:33:02.059 --> 00:33:04.299
bad about them. I have nothing to say bad about

00:33:04.299 --> 00:33:06.579
them, actually. But if I did, I still wouldn't.

00:33:08.970 --> 00:33:12.130
Anything you say is good. Yeah, you know, the

00:33:12.130 --> 00:33:14.190
old place when they let me go, they didn't know

00:33:14.190 --> 00:33:16.930
they were doing me a favor. They were doing themselves

00:33:16.930 --> 00:33:19.450
a favor. But it actually turned out to be the

00:33:19.450 --> 00:33:21.210
best thing that happened to me in a long time.

00:33:22.269 --> 00:33:26.869
And, I mean, things work out for a reason. And

00:33:26.869 --> 00:33:31.750
that is classic. Classic. God had me. They did

00:33:31.750 --> 00:33:36.250
not. But it worked out in my favor. Anyhow, you

00:33:36.250 --> 00:33:37.589
know what? Let's take our first break. We're

00:33:37.589 --> 00:33:39.049
going to come back with some emails because I

00:33:39.049 --> 00:33:40.509
know you have something you need to talk about,

00:33:40.609 --> 00:33:45.089
Rob. Yes, I do. All right. I've got to settle

00:33:45.089 --> 00:33:48.390
something. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. We had

00:33:48.390 --> 00:33:50.789
a little bit of banter and a little bit of people

00:33:50.789 --> 00:33:55.609
jabbing. I thought everybody could rest tonight.

00:33:56.390 --> 00:33:59.089
Yes, yes. This is finally going to get resolved

00:33:59.089 --> 00:34:03.339
tonight. Hey there, slap nuts. It's time for

00:34:03.339 --> 00:34:08.739
the Creeps Music News. Drummer Josh Freese has

00:34:08.739 --> 00:34:10.940
been fired from the Foo Fighters. He said there

00:34:10.940 --> 00:34:13.639
was no reason given, no names for a replacement

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.500
as of yet. The inventor of heavy metal guitarist

00:34:16.500 --> 00:34:18.579
Tony Aomi has another recording with his dear

00:34:18.579 --> 00:34:20.619
friend and former work partner Glenn Hughes.

00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:23.360
They are both featured on British rocker Robbie

00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:27.360
Williams' new single. Hard rock's ash metal band,

00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:30.880
Kings of Thrash. Featuring former Megadeth members

00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.440
Dave Ellison, Jeff Young, and Chris Polen recently

00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:36.699
released a new single called Lockdown. This marks

00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:38.719
a new project by these former Megadeth members.

00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:41.699
Richie Cawson and John 5 announced a fall tour

00:34:41.699 --> 00:34:44.599
of the U .S. John 5 also announces more details

00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:47.219
about his highly anticipated new album scheduled

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:49.699
for release October 10th and led by his first

00:34:49.699 --> 00:34:53.539
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00:34:53.539 --> 00:34:56.440
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00:35:03.010 --> 00:35:05.769
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One half ounce of Bailey's Iris Creek, one half

00:36:06.550 --> 00:36:10.010
ounce of Kahula, and one half ounce of Amaretto.

00:36:10.469 --> 00:36:13.769
Shake all together, put in a glass, and there

00:36:13.769 --> 00:36:18.230
you are. Delightful, chalk woody goodness. Enjoy.

00:36:19.550 --> 00:36:22.630
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for

00:36:22.630 --> 00:36:25.309
brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

00:36:25.650 --> 00:36:29.010
A pet turtle named Sashi is thought to be the

00:36:29.010 --> 00:36:35.280
oldest one in captivity at 120 years old. Why,

00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:40.440
Whataburger, you say? Well, because what a deep

00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:43.280
-fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't have

00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:54.179
the right ring. Hi, all. This is Chicago. I am

00:36:54.179 --> 00:37:00.619
the most dangerous city in North America. You

00:37:00.619 --> 00:37:03.920
can't touch me. Oh, yeah? This is Kansas City

00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:19.579
here. Hold my beer, bitch. Here in the Kansas

00:37:19.579 --> 00:37:31.800
City vicinity. Oh, I'm sure it is. I can't wait

00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:35.039
to get down there. The water is beautiful right

00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:38.519
now. Oh, yeah. I will be down there eventually,

00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:41.780
and we will do a podcast. Yeah, I'm getting ready.

00:37:42.539 --> 00:37:46.420
I'm getting ready. Cool. And I'll bring some

00:37:46.420 --> 00:37:49.380
equipment down there, and we'll do a podcast

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:54.559
right on the dock. How's that sound? Well, you

00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:58.940
better bring a traveling. I do. I got one. I

00:37:58.940 --> 00:38:02.869
got one. You got one we can go to? Okay. Well,

00:38:02.869 --> 00:38:05.730
then we can do it anywhere. Hell, I could. Yeah.

00:38:05.789 --> 00:38:08.730
I could get us in a business right here. That'd

00:38:08.730 --> 00:38:12.010
be cool. All right. Give us some room. All right.

00:38:12.070 --> 00:38:14.789
I'd love it. Yeah, I'd like to do some, I don't

00:38:14.789 --> 00:38:16.570
know, restaurant or a coffee shop there. Just

00:38:16.570 --> 00:38:18.670
go in there and do the podcast and do like we

00:38:18.670 --> 00:38:20.250
do at the city market. Just have people come

00:38:20.250 --> 00:38:24.070
up and talk. Oh, if nothing else, everybody up

00:38:24.070 --> 00:38:26.769
here at Dollar General knows me. We'll go up

00:38:26.769 --> 00:38:29.170
here at Dollar General. I think that sounds awesome.

00:38:29.289 --> 00:38:34.480
Hell yeah. Two deuce bags of Micron live at Dollar

00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:38.619
General. I love that. What's up? Right down the

00:38:38.619 --> 00:38:44.039
street from Ozark Tampa Theater. Yes. I like

00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.699
that idea for real. It sounds good. It really

00:38:45.699 --> 00:38:49.780
sounds good. I like it. Okay, Rob. Other than

00:38:49.780 --> 00:38:54.880
at Dollar General. All right. What's up? Rob,

00:38:54.980 --> 00:38:56.920
you go ahead and go to yours first. We've had

00:38:56.920 --> 00:38:59.000
a lot of requests for it, so please go ahead.

00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:07.170
Okay. Well, now, I have had a lot of requests

00:39:07.170 --> 00:39:11.389
for fishing guide services around Lake of the

00:39:11.389 --> 00:39:19.050
Ozarks. Hello, guys. I'm with you. Well, I made

00:39:19.050 --> 00:39:23.030
up a list, and I kept it in Tulsa King fashion.

00:39:23.230 --> 00:39:35.150
I came up with seven. Awesome. Okay. I should

00:39:35.150 --> 00:39:40.909
not have to fucking do this. Okay. I Googled

00:39:40.909 --> 00:39:44.730
it. Oh, okay. Here's what I found on Google.

00:39:45.070 --> 00:39:50.469
Okay. But I do have to admit, I did find my old

00:39:50.469 --> 00:39:54.409
buddy Jack, and he is on the list. Oh, good.

00:39:54.530 --> 00:40:07.219
Good. Lake of the Ozarks guy based out of Lake

00:40:07.219 --> 00:40:15.760
Ozark. Cool. Lake Ozark. Okay, you have Camden,

00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.420
you have the state beach, you have Lake Ozark,

00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:23.739
Lake Ozark is a town. And actually it's in Miller

00:40:23.739 --> 00:40:28.460
County, not Camden County. Okay. And it has a

00:40:28.460 --> 00:40:45.699
five -star rating. Cool. Very cool. Then you

00:40:45.699 --> 00:40:48.980
have my old neighbor, my old buddy, Jack, guide

00:40:48.980 --> 00:40:54.039
service out of Osage Beach. And Jack does his

00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:58.320
naked. He does it naked. He does his tour naked.

00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:05.019
Right? No. Oh, he doesn't? Oh, I'm sorry. I stand

00:41:05.019 --> 00:41:08.739
corrected. No, he ain't. Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

00:41:08.860 --> 00:41:13.789
I heard wrong. On Google, he has a five -star

00:41:13.789 --> 00:41:21.110
rating. Clothed. With a report of very knowledgeable

00:41:21.110 --> 00:41:24.769
and willing to teach many aspects of fishing.

00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:29.849
With clothing on. Yeah, with clothing on. Yeah,

00:41:29.849 --> 00:41:33.570
he's not that kind of guy. Okay. Now, if I was

00:41:33.570 --> 00:41:36.489
a fishing guide, it'd be a different story. Yeah,

00:41:36.510 --> 00:41:39.010
yeah, you'd be naked. Or in a loincloth. You'd

00:41:39.010 --> 00:41:41.260
be in a loincloth. No, you don't. Definitely

00:41:41.260 --> 00:41:44.239
one call. Yeah. Which, by the way, is at the

00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:47.079
dry cleaner right now. Oh, you dry clean it.

00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.039
All right, good, good. Yeah, I don't want to

00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:55.199
ruin it. Yes. Okay, next. We have Big Ed's Guide

00:41:55.199 --> 00:42:00.619
Service out of Lake Ozark, and they have a five

00:42:00.619 --> 00:42:04.119
-star rating. There used to be a Big Ed's at

00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:06.179
Pomme de Tarre also. I wonder if that's the same

00:42:06.179 --> 00:42:12.940
guy. You're right. There was. Yeah, there was

00:42:12.940 --> 00:42:19.059
in Palme d 'Itar. I remember that. Hmm. He's

00:42:19.059 --> 00:42:21.300
probably too old by now. Yeah, you know what?

00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:23.039
You're right. Because that guy was around a lot.

00:42:23.099 --> 00:42:26.320
This one is recent. You know what? You're right.

00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:30.179
It'd be a different guy. Oh, and just so everybody

00:42:30.179 --> 00:42:35.900
knows, everybody on this list has their captain

00:42:35.900 --> 00:42:41.090
license. Good. They are registered, everything?

00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:47.489
Yeah. Okay, next. We have Mike Dahl Fishing Guide

00:42:47.489 --> 00:42:52.809
and Charter out of Eldon, Missouri. Okay. He

00:42:52.809 --> 00:42:59.730
scored a five -star. Nice. Then we have Catchy

00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:04.510
Ozark's Fishing Guide, Lake Ozark. They scored

00:43:04.510 --> 00:43:11.440
a 4 .9 -star. Cool. And then finally, at number

00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:15.739
seven, I had to say this one because this one's

00:43:15.739 --> 00:43:24.960
an extra special. It's Lake of the Ozark, LOZ,

00:43:25.219 --> 00:43:34.889
Faux Fishing and Adventure Charters. You're not

00:43:34.889 --> 00:43:37.309
just fishing. You're boat fishing and different

00:43:37.309 --> 00:43:41.530
types of fishing. Uh -huh. And they scored a

00:43:41.530 --> 00:43:47.789
4 .9. Very nice. Okay. On Google. Like I said,

00:43:47.829 --> 00:43:50.409
come on, guys, Google. Why do I have to do your

00:43:50.409 --> 00:43:52.010
own work? Okay, here's what I think. I love you

00:43:52.010 --> 00:43:54.909
guys a bit now. Rob, here's what it was. They

00:43:54.909 --> 00:43:57.309
trust you because you live down there, and you've

00:43:57.309 --> 00:43:59.429
lived down there for a while. I get it. I get

00:43:59.429 --> 00:44:01.789
why they asked you. I would, too. I wouldn't

00:44:01.789 --> 00:44:09.590
Google. Okay, that's good. Yeah, if I was going

00:44:09.590 --> 00:44:27.489
to go down there... Okay. Cool. Very cool. You

00:44:27.489 --> 00:44:34.550
want me to get to some emails? Okay. First one.

00:44:35.269 --> 00:44:36.949
There's none of them that have to do with fishy

00:44:36.949 --> 00:44:40.269
jerks. Nope, none of them. No, all of those.

00:44:40.269 --> 00:44:43.889
I'll get the answer now. Yeah. The one that I

00:44:43.889 --> 00:44:45.909
did, I told you already, got rid of because you're

00:44:45.909 --> 00:44:48.590
answering it tonight. So, all right. Thank you.

00:44:49.110 --> 00:44:52.829
Yep. Hey, guys. I have the new Fuckhammer cigars

00:44:52.829 --> 00:44:55.369
with a cool Fuckhammer Zippo to boot. Would you

00:44:55.369 --> 00:44:57.389
like to have the Fuckhammer podcast sent to your

00:44:57.389 --> 00:45:00.650
email? Okay, I have to get back to sound check

00:45:00.650 --> 00:45:04.289
here at Freeman Lake Jam 2025. Mitch, live at

00:45:04.289 --> 00:45:06.570
the Freeman Lake Jam Festival featuring Fuckhammer.

00:45:06.849 --> 00:45:14.050
Massey Creek Arm. Mitch, we love you. How much

00:45:14.050 --> 00:45:21.030
further can he take this Fuckhammer thing? I

00:45:21.030 --> 00:45:26.230
don't know. That's your thing. Hey. I'm like,

00:45:26.429 --> 00:45:33.969
okay. Listen, it's funny, but I'm getting tired

00:45:33.969 --> 00:45:38.030
of hearing the name, actually. Mitch, thank you.

00:45:38.050 --> 00:45:40.409
We love you. Keep it up. Keep it up. We love

00:45:40.409 --> 00:45:44.889
you. All right. Hey, guys, how about your seven

00:45:44.889 --> 00:45:48.230
best guitar solos? Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa

00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:56.449
King. Next, I guess, next podcast. Sorry, I've

00:45:56.449 --> 00:45:58.849
been in the hospital. I have not had a chance

00:45:58.849 --> 00:46:08.050
to do much with these. All right. Okay. The seven

00:46:08.050 --> 00:46:10.929
best guitar sellers. I'll take it. I'll take

00:46:10.929 --> 00:46:14.289
it. Okay. Ronnie, thank you. We will have them

00:46:14.289 --> 00:46:18.929
next podcast. All right. Mark, you talked about

00:46:18.929 --> 00:46:22.170
the union and trade school a few times. How would

00:46:22.170 --> 00:46:25.550
one get a try at the apprenticeship? I'm asking

00:46:25.550 --> 00:46:27.570
for my son. He needs a good career to get the

00:46:27.570 --> 00:46:32.010
hell off of my tit. Louie in Tennessee. I understand

00:46:32.010 --> 00:46:38.929
you, Louie. Okay, look up whoever in Tennessee

00:46:38.929 --> 00:46:41.650
around Kansas City is sheet metal number two.

00:46:43.309 --> 00:46:45.190
It doesn't have to be sheet metal. You can probably

00:46:45.190 --> 00:46:46.829
do the same with pipe fitters. You can probably

00:46:46.829 --> 00:46:50.710
do the same with electrical. Call up. Ask him.

00:46:51.289 --> 00:46:53.829
that your son wants to take the test and apply

00:46:53.829 --> 00:46:57.449
to be in the union. They will teach him and pay

00:46:57.449 --> 00:47:01.289
him at the same time and also provide him with

00:47:01.289 --> 00:47:09.250
work afterwards. Yeah, I think that's a great

00:47:09.250 --> 00:47:12.889
idea for him. It just depends on which one he

00:47:12.889 --> 00:47:15.949
takes to. You know, I like the idea of sheet

00:47:15.949 --> 00:47:18.690
metal. I like the idea of doing that and the

00:47:18.690 --> 00:47:22.239
welding and all that stuff. He may like something

00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:26.860
else. So, I would find out ironworkers are always

00:47:26.860 --> 00:47:29.139
taking people because people don't like doing

00:47:29.139 --> 00:47:31.059
that heavy of work. I mean, I used to do a lot

00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:34.400
of ironworker work, and it is very taxing on

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:37.239
the body. And ironworkers, the last I knew...

00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:39.739
Boilermakers, too. Boilermakers, as well. They'll

00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:41.699
take you on the spot. I've known that. I've seen

00:47:41.699 --> 00:47:44.699
that happen. As a matter of fact, I could have

00:47:44.699 --> 00:47:47.559
joined them. You better be stout. You better

00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:50.150
be ready to work. I could have joined the Boilermakers,

00:47:50.210 --> 00:47:52.210
but you've got to be inside those boilers, and

00:47:52.210 --> 00:47:55.030
all of that dust and the coal dust is horrible

00:47:55.030 --> 00:48:00.550
for you. You can't be no punk. No. No, no, no.

00:48:00.610 --> 00:48:04.090
Those guys shit muscles, I swear. And also, like

00:48:04.090 --> 00:48:09.650
I said. I knew one. It's horrible on your body,

00:48:09.710 --> 00:48:12.789
and it's very taxing. And for a lot of different

00:48:12.789 --> 00:48:14.769
reasons, not only just lungs, but everything

00:48:14.769 --> 00:48:18.539
else, because that coal dust. It's terrible for

00:48:18.539 --> 00:48:20.980
you to breathe in. And a lot of times you cannot

00:48:20.980 --> 00:48:23.320
wear a respirator. And also those little respirators

00:48:23.320 --> 00:48:25.639
don't do much when you're inside a boiler working

00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:30.880
on it. So tell your son to figure out what he

00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:34.300
wants to do. Go to that union, apply, tell him

00:48:34.300 --> 00:48:36.260
you're ready to learn. And I think he'd probably

00:48:36.260 --> 00:48:42.159
get right in. All right, next one. Rob, what

00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:44.760
is the material you use for your loincloth? I

00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:47.530
want to wear one while I listen. Georgie in Oklahoma

00:48:47.530 --> 00:48:56.670
City. Well, to be honest, I really couldn't tell

00:48:56.670 --> 00:49:03.329
you. I special ordered it out of Africa. Okay.

00:49:03.750 --> 00:49:06.929
I paid good money for it. Yeah, I mean, I paid

00:49:06.929 --> 00:49:10.090
good money for my own cloth. They come straight

00:49:10.090 --> 00:49:13.869
out of Africa. I hear it's Bengal tiger scrotum.

00:49:16.429 --> 00:49:21.710
It's supposed to be like a Tarzan replica. Yeah,

00:49:21.710 --> 00:49:26.349
I paid well over $1 ,000 for it. I mean, it's...

00:49:26.349 --> 00:49:30.349
And Rob has such a huge penis, he had to have

00:49:30.349 --> 00:49:35.170
extra. Yeah, he had to have extra material. I

00:49:35.170 --> 00:49:39.429
don't know. You might be able to go to... Like

00:49:39.429 --> 00:49:44.650
a... Somebody that makes a cow or sheep or something.

00:49:44.789 --> 00:49:48.670
I don't know. Well, I think yours is Bengal tiger

00:49:48.670 --> 00:49:53.130
scrotum, isn't it? Something like that. Something

00:49:53.130 --> 00:49:55.750
like that, yeah. Or maybe Bengal tiger asshole

00:49:55.750 --> 00:49:59.269
or something like that, yeah. But Rob had to

00:49:59.269 --> 00:50:01.510
have extra long because he has a huge penis.

00:50:02.210 --> 00:50:04.829
Oh, definitely. Yeah, the regular loincloth would

00:50:04.829 --> 00:50:08.670
not hide it. Shannon will attach to that. Yes.

00:50:09.070 --> 00:50:15.110
So, all right. All right. Greetings, gentlemen.

00:50:15.349 --> 00:50:17.949
I'm waiting to maybe use some of your podcast.

00:50:18.050 --> 00:50:20.849
You said too much time and not. I did. I know.

00:50:21.309 --> 00:50:26.150
I know. I'm just trying to follow through. I

00:50:26.150 --> 00:50:27.690
got a little bit of a cold, too. I caught it

00:50:27.690 --> 00:50:31.750
from somebody. All right. Greetings, gentlemen.

00:50:32.090 --> 00:50:34.570
I'm wanting to maybe use some of your podcast

00:50:34.570 --> 00:50:37.150
to incorporate into my comedy channel, Internet

00:50:37.150 --> 00:50:40.210
Station. I've enclosed information you will need.

00:50:40.349 --> 00:50:44.130
Thank you for your time, Gerald Williams. Gerald,

00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:46.989
yes. And Rob, I'll talk to you about it later.

00:50:47.869 --> 00:50:51.570
Yeah, have you looked into it? Yeah, there's

00:50:51.570 --> 00:50:53.429
a couple of wordings there that I don't like,

00:50:53.429 --> 00:50:54.949
and I've got to go over with them, and I'll...

00:50:54.949 --> 00:50:59.389
Okay, get with me later. Yeah, I will. It looks

00:50:59.389 --> 00:51:03.690
good on... Well, thank you for your acknowledgement,

00:51:03.949 --> 00:51:07.510
Gerald. Yes. We'll take it into consideration.

00:51:07.789 --> 00:51:09.570
Yeah, if we don't do business with you, thank

00:51:09.570 --> 00:51:12.730
you. But there's this stuff about... Your material.

00:51:13.349 --> 00:51:17.309
Yeah. I did read in there where you have access

00:51:17.309 --> 00:51:22.570
to our material. You know what? Forget it. We'll

00:51:22.570 --> 00:51:25.190
talk about it later, Rob. And Gerald, thank you.

00:51:25.210 --> 00:51:27.889
We will be in discussion with you. We do have

00:51:27.889 --> 00:51:30.750
a third person that we have taken into consideration.

00:51:30.929 --> 00:51:32.210
That's the other thing, too. I've got to talk

00:51:32.210 --> 00:51:37.739
to Topher about it, too. There's two. We're three.

00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:41.300
I sent Gerald a response, so we'll go from there.

00:51:41.500 --> 00:51:46.179
Okay. Mark, I hear your coffee cake recipe is

00:51:46.179 --> 00:51:49.380
off the hook. Please share. Bernie in Wichita.

00:51:49.980 --> 00:51:57.940
Yeah, okay. It is called Little Debbie. You go

00:51:57.940 --> 00:52:00.239
over there, and here is the best way to do it.

00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:03.280
It's the best. Yeah. It's the best. You go there

00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:06.119
to the store and you find the little Debbie section

00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:09.380
of snack cakes. One of them will be coffee cakes.

00:52:09.619 --> 00:52:12.420
What you do is you go up there and you purchase

00:52:12.420 --> 00:52:14.719
them. And when you get home, now here's the real

00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:17.739
trick, okay? Rob, you know this too, right? Open

00:52:17.739 --> 00:52:20.519
the end up. Open the end up very carefully so

00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:22.760
you don't hurt any of the packages or smash them.

00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:25.780
Okay? And make sure you put them on top of your

00:52:25.780 --> 00:52:29.239
bag of groceries. You have to make sure you do

00:52:29.239 --> 00:52:32.409
not smash them. And then you open them up, and

00:52:32.409 --> 00:52:35.210
you take the bags of them. They usually have

00:52:35.210 --> 00:52:37.309
two of them in a bag, and there's like four or

00:52:37.309 --> 00:52:40.670
five of them in a box. You put them in the refrigerator

00:52:40.670 --> 00:52:43.449
on top of stuff to where they don't get smashed

00:52:43.449 --> 00:52:46.369
either. Another very important tip. You take

00:52:46.369 --> 00:52:48.730
them, and when you open up the package, be careful

00:52:48.730 --> 00:52:53.329
not to smash them again. You eat them, and that's

00:52:53.329 --> 00:52:55.550
it. Rob, you got anything else to add to that?

00:52:55.829 --> 00:52:58.610
Yeah, I have something to add to that. Okay.

00:53:00.460 --> 00:53:05.679
Like a late night snack. Mm -hmm. Open that little

00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:10.960
wrapper. Put it on a little plate. And throw

00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:13.980
it in your microwave for like 20, 25 seconds.

00:53:13.980 --> 00:53:18.420
And add butter on top. Rob for the win. Rob for

00:53:18.420 --> 00:53:21.719
the win. Yes. Just smear a little butter on top.

00:53:21.860 --> 00:53:26.099
Take your microwave for 20, 25 seconds. You have

00:53:26.099 --> 00:53:30.599
yourself one hell of a night time snack. Why

00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:33.900
do people even ask me? Just ask Rob. I don't

00:53:33.900 --> 00:53:37.639
know. I'm telling you. Just ask Rob. You'll get

00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:41.159
a better answer. Trust me. My time smash is my

00:53:41.159 --> 00:53:47.780
kind of deal, dude. See? No. Hey, how... Oh,

00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:51.420
okay. And here's the last one. And I got it.

00:53:51.460 --> 00:53:54.989
I call bullshit. We can go to one of your stories

00:53:54.989 --> 00:53:56.530
and I'll come back and do the I call bullshit.

00:53:56.670 --> 00:53:58.769
And then we have a Jeffy X a little bit later

00:53:58.769 --> 00:54:03.329
if we have time to get into it. Okay. I don't

00:54:03.329 --> 00:54:04.989
know how you feel about this, Rob. I went ahead

00:54:04.989 --> 00:54:07.769
and put it in here. It says, Rob, do you drink

00:54:07.769 --> 00:54:11.710
whiskey ever? Terry in New Park, Nevada. I don't

00:54:11.710 --> 00:54:15.469
know why he didn't ask why he asked that. I don't

00:54:15.469 --> 00:54:22.619
know why he needs to know that. know I'm a drinker.

00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.619
Even though I am watching, I'm not what I used

00:54:25.619 --> 00:54:31.519
to be. Okay, that's good. I think the show proves

00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:41.639
that. Honestly, not really. Okay, when I was

00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:43.880
younger, I used to drink a hell of a whiskey.

00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:52.239
At one point, In my 20s, I was drinking a case

00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:56.059
of Bud Long Neck and a half pint or a pint of

00:54:56.059 --> 00:54:59.780
Jack at night. Every night. I was on a work night,

00:54:59.820 --> 00:55:05.860
too. Oh, okay. I was young, I was single, I was

00:55:05.860 --> 00:55:08.500
burning it up. I was working my ass off, yeah.

00:55:08.659 --> 00:55:14.840
I had money. I was living it up, party. But now

00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:23.219
that I'm... Of course, we all do. Oh, yeah, yeah,

00:55:23.300 --> 00:55:28.360
yeah. No, when I was younger, I was a whiskey

00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:33.519
drinker. Now, if I drink anything hard now, like

00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:37.300
if I was stopped by a gas station and by a shot

00:55:37.300 --> 00:55:42.039
or something, I would go with the pickle vodka

00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:48.340
shot. Cool. It tastes like pickle juice. That

00:55:48.340 --> 00:55:54.440
does sound delicious. Yeah, and like down here,

00:55:54.500 --> 00:55:56.860
I don't know about up there, but down here, all

00:55:56.860 --> 00:56:00.239
the gas stations sell them. They're just like

00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:03.840
the little airplane bottles of pickle vodka,

00:56:04.179 --> 00:56:08.000
and then they'll have the spicy vodka. Yeah,

00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:12.500
that sounds good. That actually, you know. Yeah,

00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:17.889
yeah, and it gives a little kick. Cool. That's

00:56:17.889 --> 00:56:21.389
about as hard as I get. Other than that, I'm

00:56:21.389 --> 00:56:28.150
kind of weaning myself off Natty Light. I'll

00:56:28.150 --> 00:56:31.349
have some beer. I've actually been drinking Chiladas.

00:56:33.010 --> 00:56:36.929
Budweiser, Chilada, All Boys, you know, the Pente.

00:56:37.710 --> 00:56:40.090
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Pente. I like that

00:56:40.090 --> 00:56:43.269
bite. Yeah. I've been drinking two or three a

00:56:43.269 --> 00:56:47.460
night. All is good. So that's four to six beers

00:56:47.460 --> 00:56:51.500
a night. I actually think I'm doing good. Good.

00:56:51.679 --> 00:56:57.139
And things I'm doing all right. Okay. Even though

00:56:57.139 --> 00:56:59.420
she'd like to see me better, but my girlfriend

00:56:59.420 --> 00:57:04.800
wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, yep. So I'd like to see

00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:08.219
myself better. But since I'm down to, instead

00:57:08.219 --> 00:57:13.860
of 12, 15 nannies a night, I'm down to three

00:57:13.860 --> 00:57:16.880
or four. four geladas. That's pretty damn good,

00:57:16.900 --> 00:57:21.300
dude. That is good. Good. Good, Rob. I'm glad

00:57:21.300 --> 00:57:26.719
to hear that. Okay, do you want to do an I Call

00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:28.559
Bullshit here real quick, or what do you want

00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.699
to do? I love it. I love it. Okay, alrighty.

00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:34.420
Here I go. I'm getting ready to go to an I Call

00:57:34.420 --> 00:57:40.699
Bullshit. Oh no, it looks like someone's on their

00:57:40.699 --> 00:57:44.420
high horse again. It's another episode of I call

00:57:44.420 --> 00:57:54.840
bullshit. Bullshit. Okay, now, we talked about

00:57:54.840 --> 00:57:58.480
this before the show, everybody. Uh -huh. He's

00:57:58.480 --> 00:58:02.300
not going to go over the line. No, I'm telling

00:58:02.300 --> 00:58:06.519
you why I'm calling bullshit. Yeah, this is my

00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:09.639
personal opinion about it, and you're welcome

00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:12.980
to think different. Okay. I have to take a minute

00:58:12.980 --> 00:58:15.179
to call out politics today and how much bullshit

00:58:15.179 --> 00:58:18.739
it really is. So, Joe Joe Biden has stage four

00:58:18.739 --> 00:58:22.280
prostate cancer. You mean to tell me that the

00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:26.219
powers that be didn't know this? With the constant

00:58:26.219 --> 00:58:29.559
health tests they're required to have? Plus,

00:58:29.579 --> 00:58:32.219
even more so, that guy could have been president

00:58:32.219 --> 00:58:35.059
if he didn't obviously have some sort of confusion

00:58:35.059 --> 00:58:39.320
and diminished mental capacity that he was dealing

00:58:39.320 --> 00:58:46.199
with during the debates. So, yeah, go ahead.

00:58:48.300 --> 00:58:52.460
Okay. Okay. They obviously had to have known

00:58:52.460 --> 00:58:54.619
this. In my opinion, I don't know how they could

00:58:54.619 --> 00:58:57.880
have not known this. They hid it, just like the

00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:00.219
diminished mental capacities that he had. And

00:59:00.219 --> 00:59:02.320
listen, I'm not saying anything bad about Joe

00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:05.469
Biden. He's old. We all are going to get like

00:59:05.469 --> 00:59:07.429
that one day if we live long enough. We're going

00:59:07.429 --> 00:59:10.369
to have confusion and not be sharp and miss things

00:59:10.369 --> 00:59:13.670
and forget things. It's natural. Your body breaks

00:59:13.670 --> 00:59:18.989
down. I believe I have answers. Okay. So to me,

00:59:19.010 --> 00:59:21.969
the win is more important than the security of

00:59:21.969 --> 00:59:24.250
our nation. I'm calling bullshit on the Democratic

00:59:24.250 --> 00:59:29.829
Party because of this. Rob, go ahead. Okay, well.

00:59:32.489 --> 00:59:35.650
I mean, today and yesterday, I've been reading

00:59:35.650 --> 00:59:39.010
reports about exactly what you talk about, about

00:59:39.010 --> 00:59:43.610
Joe Biden's health. Yep. And he supposedly got

00:59:43.610 --> 00:59:52.190
cancer, blah, blah, blah. Well, Mr. Donald Trump

00:59:52.190 --> 00:59:59.010
is bringing it up. And other, I don't know, there

00:59:59.010 --> 01:00:10.579
might be some Democrats involved, too. Joe Biden's

01:00:10.579 --> 01:00:14.679
wife should have known this shit when he was

01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:18.780
in office. For a late delay. They're calling

01:00:18.780 --> 01:00:25.800
it a late delay. Yeah. He should have been diagnosed

01:00:25.800 --> 01:00:30.099
with this shit a long time ago. But it's like

01:00:30.099 --> 01:00:37.280
at the cover up. Yeah. We don't normally go into

01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:43.739
politics. This one was so obvious. I want to

01:00:43.739 --> 01:00:50.239
get into a politics show. We will. We will. We're

01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:54.460
going to have to. Yeah. I mean, if this is correct,

01:00:55.079 --> 01:01:00.480
Joe Biden with his wife was hiding his medical

01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:06.460
records while he was in office. That is horrible.

01:01:06.659 --> 01:01:17.920
That's horrible. Yep. Horrible. I mean, I don't

01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:22.679
know how he could have been. Yep. Yeah, my opinion

01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:25.800
too. And look, we're not taking a stance on either

01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:28.860
side. I'm telling you exactly how I see this.

01:01:29.019 --> 01:01:31.860
And I call bullshit on it. You can disagree with

01:01:31.860 --> 01:01:38.139
it all day long. Isn't that America? Okay. All

01:01:38.139 --> 01:01:40.139
right. Thank you, brother. All right. You want

01:01:40.139 --> 01:01:41.500
to take our second break? You want to come back

01:01:41.500 --> 01:01:45.920
with a story? And then I got Jeffy X. Sounds

01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:54.039
good. All right. We'll be right back. Harambe

01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:56.679
used to listen to our original show, Two Dipshits

01:01:56.679 --> 01:01:59.019
and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:02.239
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:04.639
Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic

01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:08.329
Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask why Harambe

01:02:08.329 --> 01:02:10.789
never listens to our original show, Too Dipshits,

01:02:10.849 --> 01:02:12.769
in a cheap Radio Shack realistic tape recorder.

01:02:13.650 --> 01:02:17.030
Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly

01:02:17.030 --> 01:02:18.949
murdered because some idiot did not watch her

01:02:18.949 --> 01:02:21.929
child properly while looking on her phone. Sadly,

01:02:22.070 --> 01:02:24.070
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:02:24.190 --> 01:02:26.070
Too Dipshits, in the cheap Radio Shack realistic

01:02:26.070 --> 01:02:30.389
tape recorder, or any other show. Anymore. Sorry,

01:02:30.449 --> 01:02:36.059
Harambe. Oh, shit. What's that over there? It's

01:02:36.059 --> 01:02:43.820
the island of horrible jokes. I asked my date

01:02:43.820 --> 01:02:48.739
to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I

01:02:48.739 --> 01:03:00.559
guess we're not going to work out. Yes, it's

01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:03.780
true. Mark is an old bastard. It's also true

01:03:03.780 --> 01:03:07.239
that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would

01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:10.159
like to tell you, if you see any pictures of

01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.139
him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously fake, and

01:03:14.139 --> 01:03:15.980
you're to take the pictures and tear them up

01:03:15.980 --> 01:03:19.820
immediately. Our constant pursuit for a real

01:03:19.820 --> 01:03:23.239
knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.

01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:29.000
Real hilarity. If you were a spice, you would

01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:33.650
be flour. Please remember to go to Cole's dressing

01:03:33.650 --> 01:03:36.750
room, wait five minutes, and scream, Hey, there's

01:03:36.750 --> 01:03:45.090
no toilet paper in here! Two douchebags and microphone

01:03:45.090 --> 01:03:48.610
in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

01:03:48.610 --> 01:03:55.730
you... First world problems. Damn it. I can't

01:03:55.730 --> 01:04:00.630
decide between nachos, chili... Or wings for

01:04:00.630 --> 01:04:05.030
the game tonight. This is bullshit. I should

01:04:05.030 --> 01:04:08.110
not have to make decisions like this. Have you

01:04:08.110 --> 01:04:10.130
ever wondered what something is or not? Have

01:04:10.130 --> 01:04:12.050
you ever looked at something and said, Hey, I

01:04:12.050 --> 01:04:15.050
wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have

01:04:15.050 --> 01:04:20.050
we. That's why we give you The Origin of. This

01:04:20.050 --> 01:04:22.309
is the origin of the Big Mac. The original Big

01:04:22.309 --> 01:04:25.510
Mac sauce was created in 1968 at a McDonald's

01:04:25.510 --> 01:04:28.289
in Pittsburgh by a franchise owner named Jim.

01:04:28.730 --> 01:04:32.309
Delicati, to serve with the Big Mac itself. The

01:04:32.309 --> 01:04:34.789
sauce first came in two different flavors, but

01:04:34.789 --> 01:04:37.190
then they were ultimately combined by McDonald's

01:04:37.190 --> 01:04:41.349
head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in order to ensure

01:04:41.349 --> 01:05:01.000
consistency. Now it's time for pickup lines from

01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:06.059
a loser. Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.

01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:15.420
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know

01:05:15.420 --> 01:05:18.699
what to do. You don't know where to go. But we

01:05:18.699 --> 01:05:23.380
can tell you what you can eat. Dandelion can

01:05:23.380 --> 01:05:26.780
be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for

01:05:26.780 --> 01:05:29.760
a very tasty stew. You could even introduce our

01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:32.199
old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky

01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:37.380
flavor. Once again, it's time for Ramblings of

01:05:37.380 --> 01:05:45.920
a Madman. I believe Congress needs to synchronize

01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:50.380
tap dance for 20 minutes before each session.

01:05:51.780 --> 01:06:09.860
That needs to happen. Two douchebags and microphone

01:06:09.860 --> 01:06:12.500
on Mark on the extreme southern edge of the Kansas

01:06:12.500 --> 01:06:17.519
City metroplex. And I am Rob on the beautiful,

01:06:17.719 --> 01:06:20.860
nightly arm of Lake of the Ozarks, and this is

01:06:20.860 --> 01:06:25.079
about to become Memorial Day weekend, and I want

01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:30.579
to remind everybody, be safe. Yes, don't do like

01:06:30.579 --> 01:06:34.239
you normally do. It's Memorial Day weekend, cops

01:06:34.239 --> 01:06:39.920
are out, watch yourselves. Yes, yes. Rob speaks

01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:42.219
the truth. He lives down there. He sees this

01:06:42.219 --> 01:06:45.860
shit. Especially if you're on the water. Yep.

01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:49.139
We have many boat wrecks. We have all kinds.

01:06:49.820 --> 01:06:52.460
A lot of things I don't report about because

01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:55.400
I don't want to get that kind of English. That's

01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:57.800
cool. Yeah, that's good. That's good, Rob. I

01:06:57.800 --> 01:06:59.900
understand that. All right, Rob, you got something

01:06:59.900 --> 01:07:04.789
you want to go into? Yeah, I do. A Missouri man

01:07:04.789 --> 01:07:10.269
who was wrongfully arrested for a DWI was, while

01:07:10.269 --> 01:07:15.690
he was exhibiting symptoms of a stroke, is suing

01:07:15.690 --> 01:07:18.730
Sheriff's Office for not getting him to medical

01:07:18.730 --> 01:07:24.969
treatment he needed. Okay. In a complaint filed

01:07:24.969 --> 01:07:28.869
in federal court in April, Paul Espinoza, 54,

01:07:29.849 --> 01:07:32.690
Planned that while he was arriving at the parking

01:07:32.690 --> 01:07:35.869
lot of an Amazon warehouse in Republic, Missouri,

01:07:36.210 --> 01:07:40.710
where he worked, he was pulled over by Greek

01:07:40.710 --> 01:07:46.349
County Sheriff's deputy. I'm not going to mention

01:07:46.349 --> 01:07:51.050
the name. Okay. Planned that Espinosa's car was

01:07:51.050 --> 01:07:55.909
weaving, and the deputy suspected him he was

01:07:55.909 --> 01:08:01.340
driving while intoxicated. Espinoza agreed to

01:08:01.340 --> 01:08:06.360
a built sobriety test, including a brutalizer

01:08:06.360 --> 01:08:14.619
test, which yielded a reading of 0 .000%, indicating

01:08:14.619 --> 01:08:17.460
there was no trace of alcohol in the system.

01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:23.800
However, Espinoza showed signs of swaying during

01:08:23.800 --> 01:08:28.199
other parts of the test. The officer arrested

01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:37.020
Espinosa on suspicion of DWI. Okay, I get it.

01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:45.159
Yeah. It's not being legal now. I get it. I do

01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:49.300
too. Espinosa. Okay, so this is the story. Okay.

01:08:50.699 --> 01:08:55.920
Espinosa was put in the back of the patrol vehicle.

01:08:58.140 --> 01:09:29.090
Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Condition continued to deteriorate

01:09:29.090 --> 01:09:33.350
according to the complaint. A minute after his

01:09:33.350 --> 01:09:36.689
arrival, Espinoza began to lose his balance,

01:09:36.970 --> 01:09:41.630
his speech, and began to slur, and he became

01:09:41.630 --> 01:09:45.789
confused with simple instructions. According

01:09:45.789 --> 01:09:49.050
to the lawsuit, all these symptoms became more

01:09:49.050 --> 01:09:53.369
pronounced. Espinoza was brought to a healing

01:09:53.369 --> 01:09:58.140
cell. where he remained until two officers noticed

01:09:58.140 --> 01:10:02.520
he was slumped over. A nurse was called in and

01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:06.579
asked Benoza if he knew what was happening, and

01:10:06.579 --> 01:10:11.359
he allegedly replied no. She took his blood pressure

01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:15.479
and heart rate and reported his pupils were sluggish

01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:19.319
and non -reactive, according to the complaint.

01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:23.680
Benoza was then left alone in the holding cell.

01:10:24.970 --> 01:10:30.470
Wow. Okay. He remained at the jail for a total

01:10:30.470 --> 01:10:34.710
of seven and a half hours until 2 a .m. when

01:10:34.710 --> 01:10:38.409
he was escorted by a courtesy car driven by a

01:10:38.409 --> 01:10:42.670
booking officer to a nearby hospital for unstable

01:10:42.670 --> 01:10:47.250
health conditions. When Espinoza arrived at the

01:10:47.250 --> 01:10:49.909
hospital, the booking officer allegedly lied

01:10:49.909 --> 01:10:53.229
to the hospital staff. Saying the police found

01:10:53.229 --> 01:10:58.010
Espinoza in his car in a parking lot. And the

01:10:58.010 --> 01:11:05.250
police did not feel that he looked right and

01:11:05.250 --> 01:11:07.689
was having trouble speaking when they tried to

01:11:07.689 --> 01:11:13.189
talk to him. I spelled staff diagnosed Espinoza

01:11:13.189 --> 01:11:21.029
with a cerebral stroke. You heard me. He was

01:11:21.029 --> 01:11:49.210
not drunk. He was not on drugs. Uh -huh. Caused

01:11:49.210 --> 01:11:53.609
by the intentional denial of the part of the

01:11:53.609 --> 01:11:57.449
Green County Sheriff's Department, I hate to

01:11:57.449 --> 01:12:00.210
say it, Southern Missouri. Okay, I know where

01:12:00.210 --> 01:12:04.510
that's at. Suing the sheriff's office for medical

01:12:04.510 --> 01:12:09.930
negligence and deliberate indifference. His wife

01:12:09.930 --> 01:12:13.649
are asking for a jury trial and punitive damages.

01:12:14.550 --> 01:12:19.399
Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I do, too.

01:12:19.539 --> 01:12:23.319
This guy's having a damn stroke. They're accusing

01:12:23.319 --> 01:12:31.460
him of a DWI, even though he blew a 0 .000. Uh

01:12:31.460 --> 01:12:36.439
-huh. And then his conditions over seven and

01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:40.079
a half hours kept deteriorating. That's the thing

01:12:40.079 --> 01:12:42.300
that got me. Seven and a half hours, and he's

01:12:42.300 --> 01:12:45.779
getting worse, and he's sweating profusely. Don't

01:12:45.779 --> 01:12:48.039
you think they would have at least had... like

01:12:48.039 --> 01:12:50.539
some sort of a medical technician, check him

01:12:50.539 --> 01:12:59.479
out. I think I agree with him 100%. You tell

01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:01.859
me, being the police, they couldn't call an EMT

01:13:01.859 --> 01:13:03.699
over there and go, hey, we think we got a guy.

01:13:03.779 --> 01:13:06.359
He may have a medical problem. Can you just come

01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:08.619
check him out and evaluate him? They would have

01:13:08.619 --> 01:13:14.060
done that completely different. Yeah, whatever,

01:13:14.420 --> 01:13:20.960
but... That's why they're sweating and he's saying,

01:13:21.020 --> 01:13:22.840
you know, hey, I got a medical condition here.

01:13:23.220 --> 01:13:25.739
That's why they should have did things properly,

01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:28.539
but they did not. So I think they opened him

01:13:28.539 --> 01:13:41.600
up, sir, and lost him. Wow. To me, that's kind

01:13:41.600 --> 01:13:52.289
of unforgivable. I know. I know. It's going to

01:13:52.289 --> 01:13:54.949
be interesting to listen to this back. But you

01:13:54.949 --> 01:13:58.010
know what? Sometimes you've got to get a little

01:13:58.010 --> 01:14:01.789
real, right? Let's lighten it up with the Jeffy

01:14:01.789 --> 01:14:07.010
X. We can do that every now and then. You know,

01:14:07.029 --> 01:14:09.189
we're not all dick jokes. We are grown -ups sometimes.

01:14:16.229 --> 01:14:30.050
Yes. No, there's something else going on. To

01:14:30.050 --> 01:14:36.109
me, there's no excuse for him. I agree. There's

01:14:36.109 --> 01:14:39.149
no excuse for them not getting a medical technician

01:14:39.149 --> 01:14:45.279
out there to check him out. No excuse. All right,

01:14:45.300 --> 01:14:49.340
let's lighten this up, Rob. Yeah, let's do that.

01:14:49.340 --> 01:14:55.619
Okay, we got a Jeffy X. I have a Jeffy X here,

01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:58.060
but it's going to be a company. That should do

01:14:58.060 --> 01:15:00.880
it. That should do it. Yeah, Jeffy X is on the

01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:03.100
backside of this story that I have here, and

01:15:03.100 --> 01:15:06.359
this is why he come up with his list. A couple's

01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:08.960
gone viral for their unique wedding invitations,

01:15:09.020 --> 01:15:12.140
and people are eating it up. When Jasmine Reyes

01:15:12.140 --> 01:15:15.699
and her fiancé Miguel Soto were wedding planning,

01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:18.640
they knew they wanted to do something novel for

01:15:18.640 --> 01:15:21.659
their invitations. I wanted the experience of

01:15:21.659 --> 01:15:24.060
a wedding to start with the invites, and we wanted

01:15:24.060 --> 01:15:26.880
something more unique than just paper, Reyes

01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:30.039
shared on TikTok. I would get invitations that

01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:31.960
are paper, and I would kind of toss them out

01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:34.399
and forget about them, and I feel like it's such

01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:37.260
a waste of resources. So with the help of design

01:15:37.260 --> 01:15:41.000
company Bridal Brand Book, the couple sent their

01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:43.500
guests loaves of bread with daniel bakery and

01:15:43.500 --> 01:15:46.359
manila as their wedding invite and the designer

01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:50.399
really rose to the occasion each invite was a

01:15:50.399 --> 01:15:53.100
tall loaf of white bread stamped with a couple's

01:15:53.100 --> 01:15:55.619
wedding logo on the side and wrapped in plastic

01:15:55.619 --> 01:15:58.960
so the logo was visible each invite was a tall

01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:01.439
loaf of white bread stamped with a couple's wedding

01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:05.180
logo on the side and wrapped in plastic to where

01:16:05.180 --> 01:16:08.619
the logo was visible. Like I said, it repeated

01:16:08.619 --> 01:16:11.319
it here. The wedding information typically included

01:16:11.319 --> 01:16:14.579
an invite, such as date, venue, dress code, and

01:16:14.579 --> 01:16:19.119
how to RSVP and a QR code to the website. We

01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:21.479
were printed on the cardboard component of the

01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:25.760
package. This went over really well. People loved

01:16:25.760 --> 01:16:29.939
it, which leads to Jeffy X's list here. Well,

01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:33.640
Jeffy X heard about this list and, well, He came

01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:36.840
up with a list of edible failures. Can you believe

01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:42.560
that, Rob? Edible failures? Yeah, because...

01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:45.600
It should be good. Yeah, this edible worked.

01:16:45.659 --> 01:16:48.739
You know, the edible bread and the wedding invite,

01:16:48.859 --> 01:16:51.199
it worked. But there were a lot of ones through

01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:53.699
trial and error that did not work. So I'll get

01:16:53.699 --> 01:16:57.979
right to it. Edible hand grenades. Was it dud?

01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:06.899
I bet it would be. I bet it would not be a dud.

01:17:07.619 --> 01:17:13.000
Yes, exactly. Yeah, it failed. I'm not sure how

01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:15.159
many people survived, but the survivors said,

01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:18.619
no, we don't like them. So they turned it down.

01:17:19.819 --> 01:17:24.000
If there was any, that's why they turned it down.

01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:26.840
Yeah, but should I give the story of Jeffy X

01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:35.109
first? If you think you have to, go for it. All

01:17:35.109 --> 01:17:38.979
right. Jeff the X is our sleuth. He goes into

01:17:38.979 --> 01:17:41.880
companies, and he finds failures. He finds they

01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:45.560
do these focus panels and tests, and he finds

01:17:45.560 --> 01:17:48.739
stuff that failed, like this. He's done this

01:17:48.739 --> 01:17:50.779
for us for a long time. He's risked his life

01:17:50.779 --> 01:17:54.720
for us. He's been shot at. He's been thrown in

01:17:54.720 --> 01:17:57.000
prison, everything. And we love the guy, and

01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.220
he will not quit. He will go to no end to find

01:17:59.220 --> 01:18:01.380
these lists that people have thrown away and

01:18:01.380 --> 01:18:04.739
did not want people to see. So Jeffy X is our

01:18:04.739 --> 01:18:09.710
buddy, which led Rob to... And thank you, Jeffy.

01:18:09.710 --> 01:18:12.689
No, I'm just saying. Right out of the gate. Thank

01:18:12.689 --> 01:18:15.210
you, Jeffy. You're keeping my life busy right

01:18:15.210 --> 01:18:30.390
now. You know what? You know what? In it, we're

01:18:30.390 --> 01:18:32.989
sure that Jeffy X doesn't need it, but Rob cares

01:18:32.989 --> 01:18:35.869
about him so much, he put in a pouch on the inside

01:18:35.869 --> 01:18:38.609
of the underwear where you could put a sock and

01:18:38.609 --> 01:18:40.829
maybe look a little bit, you know, beefier to,

01:18:40.949 --> 01:18:43.970
you know, women and maybe some gay males might

01:18:43.970 --> 01:18:47.489
like that too, whatever, you know. And he did

01:18:47.489 --> 01:18:49.710
that for him, but we're sure that Jeffy X doesn't

01:18:49.710 --> 01:18:52.359
need any help down there. And it's called a Steven

01:18:52.359 --> 01:18:54.939
Pearcy pouch because supposedly Steven Pearcy

01:18:54.939 --> 01:18:57.739
of the glam band Rat used to have a pouch on

01:18:57.739 --> 01:19:00.539
the inside of his spandex pants that he would

01:19:00.539 --> 01:19:03.779
fill in full for the audiences. You know, a couple

01:19:03.779 --> 01:19:05.600
of socks. He walks out there. Hey, hey, hey,

01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:09.840
look at me. Look what I got. Okay. So then he

01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:13.239
also, Rob made him a flying bat suit, which he

01:19:13.239 --> 01:19:16.380
loves. But the main thing is a Sergeant Pepper's

01:19:16.380 --> 01:19:19.279
outfit, the white outfits on Sergeant Pepper's

01:19:19.279 --> 01:19:23.609
album. And Jeffy X is the biggest Beatles fan.

01:19:23.770 --> 01:19:25.909
And the problem is that he will not take off

01:19:25.909 --> 01:19:28.850
that white suit. He loves it so much. He puts

01:19:28.850 --> 01:19:31.510
a flying bat suit over it when he's in disguise

01:19:31.510 --> 01:19:35.369
to get into these companies. He wears it, but

01:19:35.369 --> 01:19:37.369
he puts something over it as a disguise. He will

01:19:37.369 --> 01:19:39.770
not take it off. And it's just horrible. It smells

01:19:39.770 --> 01:19:42.409
horrible. It's all black now. And Rob is making

01:19:42.409 --> 01:19:45.210
him some new ones in hopes that he can get him

01:19:45.210 --> 01:19:50.829
to take off that Sgt. Pepper's outfit. Seven

01:19:50.829 --> 01:19:55.289
outfits. One for each day of the week. Which

01:19:55.289 --> 01:20:01.029
is pissing Shannon off because it's taking up

01:20:01.029 --> 01:20:04.470
all my time. Yeah, I remember you telling me

01:20:04.470 --> 01:20:06.069
about that. It's causing a little bit of flack,

01:20:06.069 --> 01:20:08.569
but you feel that Jeffy X is such an asset and

01:20:08.569 --> 01:20:10.430
such a good friend of ours that you have to do

01:20:10.430 --> 01:20:13.710
it. She understands. She is part of the podcast.

01:20:14.010 --> 01:20:19.970
She knows it means a lot to me. Yes, yep. Damn

01:20:19.970 --> 01:20:28.090
it, Jeffy. Come on, man. I'm giving you one a

01:20:28.090 --> 01:20:33.850
week. Not one a week. One a day or a week. You

01:20:33.850 --> 01:20:36.369
got to change them. You got to change them, man.

01:20:37.609 --> 01:20:42.970
Just being a friend. Just being a friend. There

01:20:42.970 --> 01:20:50.900
you go. So, the second one was... Pacemakers.

01:20:50.900 --> 01:20:53.680
Edible pacemakers failed big times. It turns

01:20:53.680 --> 01:20:56.420
out that after I ate the pacemakers, you know,

01:20:56.420 --> 01:21:00.060
they still needed one. And, you know, their heart

01:21:00.060 --> 01:21:03.579
was having some problems. And, well, they ate

01:21:03.579 --> 01:21:05.600
their pacemakers. That didn't go over so well.

01:21:06.539 --> 01:21:09.739
I think I can see a lot of them. Anthony Hopkins.

01:21:10.500 --> 01:21:15.920
Yeah, yes, he would love it. So, the next one

01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:19.369
was edible dentures. Well, you know, after they

01:21:19.369 --> 01:21:21.569
ate their teeth, that left them toothless, so

01:21:21.569 --> 01:21:27.329
they couldn't eat anything else. So that one,

01:21:27.409 --> 01:21:29.829
of course, failed, and I can see logic in that.

01:21:29.930 --> 01:21:31.329
What about you, Rob? Do you agree with that?

01:21:31.949 --> 01:21:35.430
Yeah, just make them like candy necklaces. Yeah,

01:21:35.430 --> 01:21:40.449
there you go. Just eat them. Yes, but have a

01:21:40.449 --> 01:21:42.409
backup. That way you're not, you know, without

01:21:42.409 --> 01:21:48.289
dentures. The next one is edible pot. in insurance,

01:21:48.510 --> 01:21:54.569
but hey. There's that. Edible Podcasts. They

01:21:54.569 --> 01:21:58.270
tried our show and vomited for hours. I didn't

01:21:58.270 --> 01:22:04.109
write this, Rob. Okay, maybe I did. I never listened

01:22:04.109 --> 01:22:06.850
to Apple Podcasts, so I can't tell you. No, I'm

01:22:06.850 --> 01:22:09.850
talking about our podcast. I said Edible Podcasts.

01:22:09.850 --> 01:22:16.130
They tried our show and vomited for hours. Rob,

01:22:16.229 --> 01:22:20.750
I'm sorry. I haven't vomited. Me neither. But,

01:22:20.789 --> 01:22:24.569
you know, that's what they say. The next one.

01:22:25.250 --> 01:22:29.329
Yeah, me too. I got a little dizzy and got a

01:22:29.329 --> 01:22:31.909
little, you know, a little woozy feeling. But

01:22:31.909 --> 01:22:34.029
I've never actually vomited during our podcast.

01:22:34.210 --> 01:22:38.010
And I'm very proud of that. I did on a cruise,

01:22:38.109 --> 01:22:41.109
but not on a podcast. All right. Edible footballs.

01:22:42.050 --> 01:22:47.020
Yeah, that's different. Edible footballs. The

01:22:47.020 --> 01:22:49.199
offensive lineman kept eating the ball before

01:22:49.199 --> 01:22:53.220
it was hiked. I think I can see that. I can see

01:22:53.220 --> 01:22:56.380
that. Yeah, I can see that. My boys are hungry.

01:22:56.720 --> 01:22:58.939
Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're big guys. They need

01:22:58.939 --> 01:23:04.619
to. I mean, you know, I'm sure Biggin, we salute

01:23:04.619 --> 01:23:06.899
you Biggin in the sky now in the great beyond,

01:23:07.079 --> 01:23:10.380
Biggin. You probably ate a few footballs yourself

01:23:10.380 --> 01:23:14.819
after you bet someone's nuts, right? May you

01:23:14.819 --> 01:23:17.199
rest in peace, Biggin. Even though I did not

01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:20.260
know you, I hear so much about you. Biggin, you

01:23:20.260 --> 01:23:24.539
are a legend around this podcast. You are a legend

01:23:24.539 --> 01:23:29.319
around this podcast. That meningitis is bad shit.

01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:35.779
All right. The next one is edible Facebook profiles.

01:23:36.220 --> 01:23:38.319
Everyone was taking their selfies of them eating

01:23:38.319 --> 01:23:43.140
their Facebook profiles. So, I think I get that.

01:23:45.460 --> 01:23:47.760
Yeah, they're sitting there. Everybody takes

01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:50.020
pictures of their food. So, yeah, I guess they

01:23:50.020 --> 01:23:52.779
take a picture of me in their profile. Yeah,

01:23:52.899 --> 01:23:58.680
I got it. Next one is edible coffee mugs. The

01:23:58.680 --> 01:24:02.100
coffee kept scald in the eater's mouth. So, I

01:24:02.100 --> 01:24:08.380
get that. I get that. Edible wall paint. Did

01:24:08.380 --> 01:24:11.140
not go over well. Blue paint was the tastiest.

01:24:11.159 --> 01:24:16.560
Oh, come on. I don't make these. Jeffy X, you

01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:19.380
can talk to him. He's the one that's got these.

01:24:20.060 --> 01:24:24.020
So, I guess blue. Come on, if you can sniff paint,

01:24:24.140 --> 01:24:27.720
you can eat paint. Come on. I agree, Rob. I agree

01:24:27.720 --> 01:24:31.460
100%. But, you know, these focus panels, we don't

01:24:31.460 --> 01:24:34.239
know who they are. You know, I mean, they might

01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:37.479
have got a bunch of misfits. We don't know. Actually,

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:40.180
they're probably higher up on the food chain

01:24:40.180 --> 01:24:43.539
than we are. That's very possible. It doesn't

01:24:43.539 --> 01:24:47.640
take a whole lot sometimes. So, all right. Well,

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:49.840
the edible paint, blue paint, was the tastiest,

01:24:49.840 --> 01:24:52.399
so they kept running out of blue, so they decided

01:24:52.399 --> 01:24:56.560
to scrap it. Blue paint sounds great, doesn't

01:24:56.560 --> 01:25:01.619
it? All right. Edible mousetraps. It left a lot

01:25:01.619 --> 01:25:08.159
of sore tongues. I think so, too. I think I agree

01:25:08.159 --> 01:25:10.039
with that 100%. I don't think I would want to

01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:12.850
eat my mousetrap. Especially not if it's loaded.

01:25:13.369 --> 01:25:18.970
Okay. And then finally, edible microphones. Jelly

01:25:18.970 --> 01:25:22.470
Roll kept running out of mics. Sorry, buddy.

01:25:23.130 --> 01:25:27.970
I can see that. I can see that. Sorry. Sorry,

01:25:28.050 --> 01:25:33.250
Jelly Roll. I love you, Jelly Roll, but I can

01:25:33.250 --> 01:25:39.529
see that. Yep. Anyhow, Rob, we turn it to you.

01:25:40.600 --> 01:25:42.340
awfully light -headed. I didn't get a lot of

01:25:42.340 --> 01:25:44.880
sleep. I could see where you started singing.

01:25:44.880 --> 01:25:51.300
It looks like a bear call. Yeah. Yep. I guess

01:25:51.300 --> 01:25:55.699
he had a lot of microphone -looking cakes. Let's

01:25:55.699 --> 01:26:00.880
move on. Yeah, we'll move on. With 15 years of

01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:04.100
experience rocking out on stage in front of fat

01:26:04.100 --> 01:26:07.369
crowds, The members of Iron Maiden have dealt

01:26:07.369 --> 01:26:10.390
with all kinds of disruptive audience behavior

01:26:10.390 --> 01:26:14.130
during concerts. But there's one thing they're

01:26:14.130 --> 01:26:16.529
apparently not willing to deal with anymore.

01:26:18.189 --> 01:26:22.270
So if you're going to an Iron Maiden concert,

01:26:22.489 --> 01:26:29.050
get ready. Okay. In a statement shared to X on

01:26:29.050 --> 01:26:32.970
Tuesday, May 20th, Iron Maiden's manager, Rod,

01:26:46.280 --> 01:27:07.039
Good. Uh -huh. The amount of phone use nowadays

01:27:07.039 --> 01:27:10.720
dimensions enjoyment, particularly for the band

01:27:10.720 --> 01:27:13.720
who are on stage looking at the rows of phones,

01:27:13.979 --> 01:27:21.380
but also for other concert goers. We feel that

01:27:21.380 --> 01:27:25.539
the passion and involvement of our fans at shows

01:27:25.539 --> 01:27:30.539
really makes them special. But the phone obsession

01:27:30.539 --> 01:27:34.510
has now gotten so out of hand. It has become

01:27:34.510 --> 01:27:37.590
unnecessarily distracting, especially to the

01:27:37.590 --> 01:27:42.170
band. Fans understand this and will be sensible

01:27:42.170 --> 01:27:46.149
in severely limiting the use of their phone cameras

01:27:46.149 --> 01:27:50.970
out of respect to the band and their fellow fans.

01:27:53.609 --> 01:27:56.210
Smallwood went on to say that the band would

01:27:56.210 --> 01:28:01.210
very much like fans to be in the moment and not

01:28:01.210 --> 01:28:05.720
in... Enjoy each and every one of these classic

01:28:05.720 --> 01:28:10.220
songs in spirit. And man, they were first played.

01:28:11.039 --> 01:28:18.659
Cool. I agree, man. I do too, 100%. I wish more

01:28:18.659 --> 01:28:20.439
bands... People are taking pictures on the phone.

01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:23.720
People are recording the concert, which is illegal,

01:28:23.979 --> 01:28:28.279
by the way. Yeah, it is. You're right. So it

01:28:28.279 --> 01:28:33.460
distracts the band. I see it. What I hate is

01:28:33.460 --> 01:28:35.579
you're sitting there in the crowd, and some idiot

01:28:35.579 --> 01:28:38.739
has their phone way above him, and all you can

01:28:38.739 --> 01:28:41.039
see is their fucking phone recording the artist.

01:28:41.340 --> 01:28:43.319
And it's like, dude, get that fucking thing down

01:28:43.319 --> 01:28:45.239
so I can see. I don't want to see your phone.

01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:48.039
I paid to see them in person, not on a fucking

01:28:48.039 --> 01:28:52.640
phone. I take like three, four, five pictures

01:28:52.640 --> 01:28:54.520
at first, three or four or five pictures in the

01:28:54.520 --> 01:28:56.399
middle, three or four or five pictures in the

01:28:56.399 --> 01:28:59.140
end, and that's it. The rest of the time it stays

01:28:59.140 --> 01:29:03.800
in my pocket. Yeah. And also you have some memories,

01:29:03.899 --> 01:29:06.840
you know, look through them later. But yeah,

01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:10.279
that's what I do too. Yeah, the rest is my memory

01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:14.359
at the time. Mm -hmm, exactly. And that's uninterrupted

01:29:14.359 --> 01:29:16.239
memory, not constantly grabbing your phone because

01:29:16.239 --> 01:29:18.500
you like the song or the lights going off or

01:29:18.500 --> 01:29:22.000
something, you know. The only reason why I grab

01:29:22.000 --> 01:29:25.319
my phone is because that way I know where it's

01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:27.779
at, you know. Me too. It's still in my pocket.

01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:31.079
Yep, same here. I didn't lose it. I do that,

01:29:31.100 --> 01:29:33.380
too. I do a wallet. I got to have a podcast.

01:29:33.840 --> 01:29:36.600
I can't lose my phone. Can't lose it. I check

01:29:36.600 --> 01:29:39.039
my wallet and I check my phone at concerts because

01:29:39.039 --> 01:29:41.939
too many people are close together. Yes. Yes.

01:29:42.779 --> 01:29:45.840
All right. Well, Rob, you know what? I am really

01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:48.380
worn down. Like I said, you know, I've been in

01:29:48.380 --> 01:29:52.640
the hospital. Yes. I think I'm ready to call

01:29:52.640 --> 01:29:55.939
this quits if you're cool with that. No, I'm

01:29:55.939 --> 01:29:58.659
good. Yeah, I got to work tomorrow. Okay. And

01:29:58.659 --> 01:30:03.630
I don't blame you. We will come back this Sunday

01:30:03.630 --> 01:30:08.109
with a brand new podcast and a lot more stuff.

01:30:08.250 --> 01:30:11.130
And hopefully we will have Ronnie and Tulsa,

01:30:11.130 --> 01:30:14.729
the Tulsa Kings list of seven of the best guitar

01:30:14.729 --> 01:30:17.050
sellers. But one thing, Rob, I got a question.

01:30:17.329 --> 01:30:20.189
Didn't he ask us that before or not? Am I wrong?

01:30:21.369 --> 01:30:24.489
Okay, okay, okay. I'm glad you brought that up.

01:30:24.869 --> 01:30:28.430
Because I almost bet I could go through my notebooks

01:30:28.430 --> 01:30:31.279
and find that. That's what I thought. I know

01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:34.340
we've done that. I know we have done that. Okay,

01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:38.220
yeah. If you want to. Okay, yeah, let's just

01:30:38.220 --> 01:30:42.899
do some new ones. I'm glad that you felt the

01:30:42.899 --> 01:30:46.159
same way. I do remember that. I do remember us.

01:30:47.000 --> 01:30:49.340
Yeah, I mean, it was when we were getting into

01:30:49.340 --> 01:30:51.680
our music thing. Yeah, that's what I thought.

01:30:52.020 --> 01:30:55.979
Maybe he just forgot. But anyhow. We did solo.

01:30:56.760 --> 01:30:58.560
Yeah, we did everything. That's what I thought.

01:30:58.659 --> 01:31:02.039
You know what? We'll do it again. We'll do it

01:31:02.039 --> 01:31:05.340
again. Let's do it again like that. Yeah. Well,

01:31:05.500 --> 01:31:08.140
in Ronnie's defense, he's had a lot of stuff

01:31:08.140 --> 01:31:11.460
going on. And I think he's just trying to come

01:31:11.460 --> 01:31:14.899
up with... I understand, brother. Yeah, I mean,

01:31:14.920 --> 01:31:17.479
and he's in the middle of like three... My life

01:31:17.479 --> 01:31:21.760
is going out to sell. He has three really big

01:31:21.760 --> 01:31:23.520
trips. He doesn't want me to tell his stuff,

01:31:23.600 --> 01:31:25.579
of course, and I'm not going to. I love the guy.

01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:30.800
No, no, no. I can tell this much. He's had three

01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:32.880
big trips in a row, and he's got another one

01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:35.960
coming up, and it's been distracting his time.

01:31:36.680 --> 01:31:41.380
I understand. So, anyhow, Ronnie, if you did

01:31:41.380 --> 01:31:43.739
have us do that before like we thought, we're

01:31:43.739 --> 01:31:45.979
going to do it again. No big deal. We love you.

01:31:47.180 --> 01:31:50.920
Actually, I think it was one of our own lists.

01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:56.079
Oh, we did it. Ronnie, I'm sorry. It was that.

01:31:56.399 --> 01:31:59.460
It was like when we first started going. Okay,

01:31:59.500 --> 01:32:01.739
then he probably didn't even hear it, so I apologize,

01:32:01.979 --> 01:32:04.840
Ronnie. I apologize 100%. Oh, no, no. That gives

01:32:04.840 --> 01:32:07.979
us a chance to revamp it. I love it. Okay, good.

01:32:08.800 --> 01:32:11.939
All right. Because I have some new ones. All

01:32:11.939 --> 01:32:13.899
right. Ronnie, I'm sorry that I ever thought

01:32:13.899 --> 01:32:16.859
that you'd send us the same list twice. So, all

01:32:16.859 --> 01:32:19.380
right. Everybody, I have got to get off here.

01:32:21.399 --> 01:32:23.899
Love y 'all. Thank you for listening. Our numbers

01:32:23.899 --> 01:32:28.909
are way, way up, dude. I cannot believe. Suddenly

01:32:28.909 --> 01:32:31.130
we've got a whole bunch of... I have not even

01:32:31.130 --> 01:32:34.609
looked. We've got a shit ton of new listeners.

01:32:35.189 --> 01:32:37.829
I just want to keep doing it. Me too. I don't

01:32:37.829 --> 01:32:41.109
care. California... Kansas City has always been

01:32:41.109 --> 01:32:42.890
a huge market for us, you know, our hometown.

01:32:43.789 --> 01:32:49.170
But California is going berserk right now. I

01:32:49.170 --> 01:32:51.609
don't know why we suddenly started hitting there.

01:32:51.789 --> 01:32:57.529
I know we did... We made the front page of iHeart

01:32:57.529 --> 01:33:05.689
and another service. Maybe Stitcher or something.

01:33:06.289 --> 01:33:10.430
Odyssey. Oh, Odyssey. Okay. We made the front

01:33:10.430 --> 01:33:12.449
page of a couple of them, and I think that really

01:33:12.449 --> 01:33:14.550
helped, but it really boosted our California

01:33:14.550 --> 01:33:21.750
numbers, so thank you. L .A., Fremont, Anaheim.

01:33:23.820 --> 01:33:28.840
A couple in NorCal. So, thank you guys. So, all

01:33:28.840 --> 01:33:32.020
right. I got to get off here. I got a buddy in

01:33:32.020 --> 01:33:39.060
SoCal. Okay. All right. Everybody, thank you

01:33:39.060 --> 01:33:41.560
for listening. We appreciate you. Good night,

01:33:41.619 --> 01:33:47.569
assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks

01:33:47.569 --> 01:33:50.409
like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive

01:33:50.409 --> 01:33:54.069
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:33:54.069 --> 01:33:56.489
not, assholes. They'll be back invading your

01:33:56.489 --> 01:33:57.250
ear holes soon.