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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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Douchebags and a Microphone. Oh Lord, that man

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just sawed a puppy in half. Hey there, don't

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worry. I have a clown nose. Oh no! That drunk

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guy just hit my child! It's okay. I have a clown

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nose. Clown nose. Just put one on and you can

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do anything. Want to run for office? Murder people

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in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone

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laughs. Clown noses are sold at gag stores online

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and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and

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make magic happen. Have you ever wondered what

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something is or not? Have you ever looked at

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something and said, hmm, I wonder what the origin

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of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give

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you the origin of the origin of knee -high soft

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drinks. Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman

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enter the plant one day and described the competitor's

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tall bottle as being knee -high. Knee -high originated

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with the Cherro Cola Company in Columbus, Georgia

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by Claude A. Hatcher in 1912. When everything

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is coming your way, you're in the wrong line.

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Hi, all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous

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city in North America. You can't touch me. Oh,

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yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer,

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bitch. Oh, hey, look at the time. It's time for

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the crazy -ass word of the day. Hey everybody,

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this is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some

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tips for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick

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pics. Rule number one. Type of a pic in someone

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else's name. So if you get busted, it's all yours.

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Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark, here

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in the Kansas City vicinity. And I am Rob at

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the beautiful angle arm of Lake Avila. That's

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right. It is beautiful, and it's getting ready

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to be even more full of boats, isn't it? Memorial

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Weekend is rapidly approaching. Oh, that Memorial

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Day weekend is when hell breaks loose down here.

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Oh, yeah. Yep, hang on. I'm trying to get the

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levels just right. I think that's about right

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there. So if I sounded preoccupied for a second,

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that was going on. But Rob, we need a moment

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of silence, please. I had an old friend message

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me and inform me that Big and the Ball Biter

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has left this earth. I wanted to have him on

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here. I seriously wanted to interview him. From

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my understanding is he had a short bout with

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some sort of viral meningitis, and it smoked

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him quickly. I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I

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wasn't really fond of the guy, but I didn't want

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him dead. I mean, you know. You're right, you're

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right. Yeah. So, Biggin, don't be chewing on

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someone's bag in the great sky. I'm pretty sure

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that would be forbidden. Don't you think, Rob?

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They might get a kick out of it. They probably

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all got together and said, You've got to break

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the monochrome. They'll go, Hey, come here. Is

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that the ball -biter guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's

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him right there. Oh, wow. He looks different

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than I thought. I can see that. Go bite Moses.

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Go bite Moses. Oh, yeah, yeah. There we go. On

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a more pleasant note, I cleaned the pool area

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off and am adding water as I write this out.

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The Long Ranger isn't quite as hot and humid

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as it's been, but I'm sick of getting caught

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off guard and having it ready mid -July, only

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to be shut down a month and a half later. So,

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we got the pool almost all ready. So, I have

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all the water in it and everything. Getting smarter

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about this, right? So, all I got to do after

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that is add the chemicals and turn the pump on

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and go. I mean, you know, a lot of times stuff

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doesn't happen just like you think it does. But

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as far as I'm concerned, hopefully that is what

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happens. So I think I'm ahead of the game on

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that. My fingers are crossed for you, buddy.

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Thank you. Thank you. I have a question, Rob.

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Hopefully you have an answer. Okay. Well, we'll

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see. I've informed you of all the listeners about

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the resort pass, right? Right. Okay. I'm browsing

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different areas, and Val and I was thinking about

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a stint at Lake of the Ozarks would be pretty

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nice here, I don't know, in about a month maybe,

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something around that timeline. And I told you

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that the people that own Val's old lake house

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gave us an open invite to stay there at their

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lake house. It's right on the water, and it's...

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I forgot the mile marker, but anyhow. So I was

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thinking about getting a couple of day passes

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to maybe Four Seasons or Margaritaville or the

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resort at Lake of the Ozarks where we went last

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year. And I know there's others, but, you know,

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I'm not familiar with the other ones. I cannot

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seem to get any day passes to any of the resorts

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around the lake. You know, we have a lot of downloads

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in that area. So if anyone knows, you know, and

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I'm just not finding them. Please let me know.

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I mean... I'm not into the resorts around here.

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So, yeah, I really don't know. I can look into

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it. Okay, because I don't understand. You know,

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resort pass and daycation and all these websites

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that I've told you about. You go to Lake of the

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Ozarks and you can't find one day pass. And I

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don't know what the deal is. Do they just not

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do it there? Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking like Margaritaville.

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Uh -huh. Just go in. Oh, that's it? You just

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walk in? Go in. I think so. Maybe that's the

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deal. And then maybe Four Seasons. Yeah, me and

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my cousin did. Oh, okay. Okay, then that's it.

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Okay, thanks. Because I, well, Margaritaville

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used to be a place called Tantara. Yes. And they

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had a water park. They had an indoor water park.

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And I know a lot of locals that would just go

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up and use the water park, you know. Okay, you

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go in, you pay a fee, and then you're at the

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water park, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right,

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then I guess that's what it is, and that's why

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I couldn't find a day pass anywhere. Yeah, because

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you've got a land shark bar down there. Uh -huh.

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You shouldn't have to have a pass to go to the

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bar, you know. Yeah, that's true. You got to

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go all the way back to the property, so you're

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on the property. And if anyone wonders if they've

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heard the name Landshark Bar before, you probably

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have. It was a notorious bar during COVID that

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had like 600 people crammed in their pool, their

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outdoor pool. Yes, that was Landshark Bar. Okay,

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okay, cool, cool. Then that's what we'll do.

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So what I'm going to do, Rob, is I'm going to

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bring equipment to the house and we could maybe

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do a podcast there to where we can actually look

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at each other and, I don't know, flip each other

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off and see it or something, right? Sounds good.

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Okay, cool. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yep. Maybe

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we'll catch a couple of carp and have it live

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on the program or whatever. Yeah. All right.

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Yeah, we have talking carp in this place. Talking

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carp? Mm -hmm. Okay. All right. 101 the Fox here

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in the KC area, they're giving away concert tickets

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to shows at the Ozark Amphitheater. Did you hear

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that? Did you know that? Yeah. No, I did not

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know that. That's cool. Yeah, they're giving

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away a lot of them. I forgot the names of the

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bands. There's three bands that I heard that

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they're giving away tickets to to the Ozark Amphitheater.

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Oh, yeah, they just added Steve Miller. Oh, it

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was Steve Miller was one of them. Steve Miller

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was one of them. And then there's a couple other

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ones. And me and Shannon are going to see Darius

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Rucker. Yeah, that ought to be pretty good. And

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he's going to do some Hootie songs, you said?

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Oh, yeah, he's going to do some Hootie songs.

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Okay. Ozark Mountain Daredevil's final tour is

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going to be, we're on their final tour. Oh, I

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would figure that. Okay, that's cool. I really

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wanted to go to that one, but Shannon stopped

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me at the movie. So, you're not going to go to

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the Daredevils final? God, I might. I want to

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see what I can do. I would love to, man. I would

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love to. You see, I thought they retired a long

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time ago. I had no idea they were still around.

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No, I... Oh, I'll have to do that then. Okay.

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Oh. Oh, that's too bad. Is the concert still

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going on then? They just probably got a replacement,

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I guess? Okay. Well, that's good. I wouldn't

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think they would because they have a significant

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amount of different players from their original

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lineup. So I would figure it's plug and play

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like the rest of them. You look at Foreigner,

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there's not even one original member there. Chicago,

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all of these bands have a lot of replacement

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players. None of them have all the originals

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or even mostly originals. So I would expect that.

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Also, I was listening to the Fox and heard about

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these concerts they're giving away. There are

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the tickets. I also heard that Fox's 40th anniversary

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is coming up this summer. Oh, damn. That's hard

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to believe, isn't it? 40 years. Yeah, yeah. Makes

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us feel old. Yeah, yeah. I am lucky I still get

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boners. So, anyhow. It's hard to believe that,

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you know, and they were one of the first stations,

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if you remember, to play in all classic rock

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format in all of America. Right. Yeah, they were

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one of the very first stations to say, hey, we're

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not playing anything else except classic rock.

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So almost all of those songs played under the

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classic rock umbrella format at that time are

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now considered golden oldies. Where now a majority

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of their playlists doesn't even reach back too

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much before 77 or so. Rarely does it go back

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there. The meat and potatoes of their song list

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now is 80s and 90s. Isn't that something? Classic

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is considered 25 years or older. That's considered

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classic in music and cars and everything. And

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I updated a list the first of the year. Remember

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what's classic and what's not now? Well, there's

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a new list out. There's a new list out of what

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all classic rock stations can play now because

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the music is 25 years old. And it's astonishing.

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It's bands that you just like. It's almost like

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New Kids on the Block. They're almost classic

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rock, dude. Almost. Damn. But while we're on

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the KC radio, I saw that the time capsule from

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KY -102 was a dud. The problem was, I guess,

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yeah, it wasn't wrapped good enough, so most

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artifacts have disintegrated. Oh, God. Yeah,

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it sucks, because I was really looking forward

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to that. You know there's some really good stuff

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in there, right? There are great memories and

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probably a lot. Oh, yes. Yeah, no telling. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. And some of the stunts and little

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little secret Iggy's and shit that they had going

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on, you know, and, you know, it's a lot of stuff

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that you'd only remember if you read that and

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go, oh, yeah, I remember that. That was the song

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of the day gag or something, you know, just stuff

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like that. So I'm hoping there might be a couple

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other time capsules somewhere besides, you know,

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the boulevard drive in. But that one wasn't wrapped

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good enough, apparently. So, you know, that kind

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of sucks. Because I was ready. I mean, to me,

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that stuff is so cool. And to see those old pictures.

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Can you imagine the old pictures that were in

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there? Oh, my God. Yeah, on their Facebook group,

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some of the old pictures they show, I'm like,

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oh, my God. That brings back so many memories.

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Yeah. Yeah, I know. And it's really cool because,

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you see, A lot of the people, it's the way you

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remembered them in your head, and then you see

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the old picture of them and go, wow, that doesn't

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look anything like what I remembered them. You

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do the same thing like me? Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

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it's an odd thing. But anyhow, with all the bear

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sightings around this area, how about we train

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a bear to knock down that ridiculous fireplace

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monument? Yeah, they couldn't do anything to

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a bear. A bear just come up there and just kind

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of lingered around and knocked it down. Or, hey,

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hey, hey, hey, I got it. How about put some bear

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pheromones, pheromones, not pheromones, pheromones

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sent on the fireplace so a bear just might, it

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might just fuck the damn thing down, Rob. Hell

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yeah. What are they going to do? Take the bear?

00:17:17.339 --> 00:17:21.559
Yeah, it's natural. The bear took a liking to

00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:26.819
the fireplace and it fucked it down. Let someone

00:17:26.819 --> 00:17:29.539
go out there and argue with a bear. Hey, forget

00:17:29.539 --> 00:17:35.140
it. Just keep doing what you're doing. Maybe

00:17:35.140 --> 00:17:38.420
the bears are listening to us and they're migrating

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that way. I bet they are. That might be. I bet

00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:46.230
they are. Yeah, I mean, that'd be great. And

00:17:46.230 --> 00:17:48.809
you can imagine, hey, what happened to that Burke

00:17:48.809 --> 00:17:53.529
District statue? It's no big deal. No, what happened

00:17:53.529 --> 00:17:59.369
to it? A bear fucked it down. What? A bear fucked

00:17:59.369 --> 00:18:03.690
it down. What? A bear fucked it down. A bear

00:18:03.690 --> 00:18:13.730
came up and fucked it down. I got it. So, okay,

00:18:13.789 --> 00:18:18.990
anyhow, the visual on that. Taking back on some

00:18:18.990 --> 00:18:21.809
of our emails, I think we have a lot of listeners

00:18:21.809 --> 00:18:24.809
applauding right now. I think so, too. I think

00:18:24.809 --> 00:18:28.470
so, too, because I'm telling you, just one time

00:18:28.470 --> 00:18:30.730
we mentioned that fireplace and how ridiculous

00:18:30.730 --> 00:18:33.910
it is, and people will not drop it. All of my

00:18:33.910 --> 00:18:39.930
emails come out of the woodwork. That was crazy.

00:18:39.970 --> 00:18:45.480
The heat for that thing is incredible. So, you

00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.700
know, now they're thinking there's four different

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bears roaming in the Kansas City area. Four different

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ones. I would not doubt it. I wouldn't either.

00:18:56.779 --> 00:18:59.519
I mean, you know, the Blue River is less than

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a mile away from us. They are probably all over

00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:04.900
that thing. Why wouldn't they, you know? They

00:19:04.900 --> 00:19:08.380
have all their food and they're secluded. We've

00:19:08.380 --> 00:19:11.099
had bears around here for a while and they've

00:19:11.099 --> 00:19:14.609
been... They've been all migrating north because

00:19:14.609 --> 00:19:16.710
they all used to be down around the Arkansas

00:19:16.710 --> 00:19:20.490
-Missouri line. But they've been, over the past

00:19:20.490 --> 00:19:22.930
few years, they've been migrating north and they've

00:19:22.930 --> 00:19:24.809
been around here. So, yeah, they're just going

00:19:24.809 --> 00:19:27.650
to keep going. And you guys are straight over

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that way, you know. You never really seen them

00:19:30.470 --> 00:19:33.269
past Table Rock Lake, really, before. Before.

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But then they made them up there. Well, they've

00:19:34.869 --> 00:19:38.269
been coming up 49. Well, I mean, they're kind

00:19:38.269 --> 00:19:40.630
of like the armadillos. The armadillos are up

00:19:40.630 --> 00:19:42.650
here now, but they didn't for a long, long time,

00:19:42.690 --> 00:19:47.009
but they just kept migrating north. So, anyhow,

00:19:47.089 --> 00:19:50.329
the bears, I mean, you know, it is what it is.

00:19:50.369 --> 00:19:53.609
I mean, you know, they're here, and I'm glad

00:19:53.609 --> 00:19:56.210
they have places that they can go to hide out.

00:19:56.329 --> 00:19:59.710
I mean, you know, because a bear in the city

00:19:59.710 --> 00:20:01.569
is not a good thing, generally, because they

00:20:01.569 --> 00:20:04.150
usually get hit. I think a lot of them. Yeah,

00:20:04.150 --> 00:20:06.450
they should love, they really should love it

00:20:06.450 --> 00:20:09.089
down. Along the Blue River, to be honest. Yeah,

00:20:09.089 --> 00:20:11.789
I would think that there's probably... If they

00:20:11.789 --> 00:20:14.509
saw four of them, I would bet there's a lot more

00:20:14.509 --> 00:20:19.410
of them in there because that is a parkway and

00:20:19.410 --> 00:20:22.809
no one can touch it. And it's beautiful. I mean,

00:20:22.849 --> 00:20:25.329
it's very scenic and it's woods and it's bluffs

00:20:25.329 --> 00:20:29.029
and hills. It's perfect for them. So, that's

00:20:29.029 --> 00:20:33.349
cool. So, I got one for you, Rob. Do you remember

00:20:33.349 --> 00:20:37.359
when you could poke someone on Facebook? Yeah,

00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:41.839
you still can. Oh, you can? Oh. I help people

00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:44.259
do it from time to time. Oh, okay. You got to

00:20:44.259 --> 00:20:52.740
go into your actual profile and down where your

00:20:52.740 --> 00:20:55.880
groups and friends and all that. Yeah, down in

00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:59.119
there somewhere. Okay, I must have took it away

00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:02.619
because I was so sick of it, you know. So, yeah,

00:21:02.660 --> 00:21:04.859
I was tired of being on poke alert all the time

00:21:04.859 --> 00:21:08.750
because, I hated it, you know. It was like someone

00:21:08.750 --> 00:21:10.769
would poke you, and then you'd feel obligated

00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:13.390
to poke them back, right? And then, you know.

00:21:13.390 --> 00:21:18.210
Right. Yeah, so. I always ignored them. I started

00:21:18.210 --> 00:21:20.890
doing that. I started doing that. Maybe that's

00:21:20.890 --> 00:21:23.170
why I quit getting poked, which is fine with

00:21:23.170 --> 00:21:25.910
me. And I'll tell you the worst one is, did you

00:21:25.910 --> 00:21:31.369
ever have a dude poke you? Dude, that feels so

00:21:31.369 --> 00:21:35.309
awkward. Yeah, I like. It does, it feels awkward.

00:21:36.109 --> 00:21:40.769
Why would you poke another dude? Yeah. That's

00:21:40.769 --> 00:21:44.690
weird. It's not funny. It's not cute. Listen,

00:21:44.789 --> 00:21:46.970
if you're gay, that's fine. That's fine. You

00:21:46.970 --> 00:21:49.250
can poke another dude on Facebook. We're talking

00:21:49.250 --> 00:21:51.569
about Facebook, okay? Don't be poking me. Yeah,

00:21:51.569 --> 00:21:54.589
but don't be poking me. You know, everyone knows

00:21:54.589 --> 00:21:56.569
I'm not gay. I don't want to be poked by a dude.

00:21:57.369 --> 00:21:59.130
Actually, I don't want to be poked by anybody

00:21:59.130 --> 00:22:01.710
because I hate the responsibility of having to

00:22:01.710 --> 00:22:05.150
react back because I think it's so... so fucking

00:22:05.150 --> 00:22:08.769
ridiculous that someone pokes you. And it's like,

00:22:08.789 --> 00:22:12.849
it's like, okay, what did that mean? Did you

00:22:12.849 --> 00:22:15.269
want something? Did you want to say something?

00:22:15.390 --> 00:22:17.650
You know, do you want, do you got a question

00:22:17.650 --> 00:22:22.740
for me? Why did you suddenly... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.319
So, hey, I got this. I'm kind of wondering about

00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:29.140
this or that. Or, hey, I remember this story

00:22:29.140 --> 00:22:31.240
or something. Don't just poke me. And then all

00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:34.019
of a sudden, I'm like, okay, let me see. Where

00:22:34.019 --> 00:22:36.519
is that? Okay, there's a poke back thing. Okay,

00:22:36.579 --> 00:22:40.140
you know. All right, got him back. It's ridiculous.

00:22:41.420 --> 00:22:45.339
I guess it probably originated as, hey, I'm thinking

00:22:45.339 --> 00:22:49.720
of you. Well, if you're going to do that. Tell

00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:52.240
me you're thinking that. Yeah, send me a message.

00:22:52.299 --> 00:22:55.460
Hey, what's up? You know, don't fucking poke

00:22:55.460 --> 00:23:00.640
me on Facebook. I had no idea it was still around

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:02.759
though, Rob. Thanks for letting me know. Yeah,

00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:06.079
it is. I had somebody poke me like, I think it

00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:10.680
was like two, three weeks ago. I'm like, I didn't

00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:13.200
think it was still around either, but yeah, it

00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:18.380
is. Hmm, okay. I went on a poison ivy mission,

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:21.259
killing as much as I could, and I'm proud of

00:23:21.259 --> 00:23:23.640
myself. I only got one little dot on my wrist,

00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:26.799
and it seems to be going away. Congratulations.

00:23:27.000 --> 00:23:31.140
Thank you. It has tortured me for years. Are

00:23:31.140 --> 00:23:34.759
you affected by poison ivy, oak, or sumac, or

00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:38.380
any of the poison whatever vines? Okay. When

00:23:38.380 --> 00:23:43.980
I was a kid, if I got within a mile of it, I

00:23:43.980 --> 00:23:49.640
would... to be truthful I don't know if I am

00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:53.220
these days because I haven't had it a long time

00:23:53.220 --> 00:23:55.799
I don't know if it's just because I haven't been

00:23:55.799 --> 00:23:59.599
around it or if I got a mute to it and you don't

00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:02.339
you don't want to find out the bad way so yeah

00:24:02.339 --> 00:24:05.779
no I do not oh my gosh I remember those days

00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:08.920
And another thing is, did this happen to you

00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:11.619
when you got poison ivy? I was the opposite,

00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:13.759
by the way. When I was younger, I didn't get

00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:15.500
it, and then later on I got it, and I started

00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:18.400
getting it in life, and it sucks. But every time

00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.140
I would get poison ivy, somewhere in there I

00:24:21.140 --> 00:24:25.380
would have to take a piss, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah,

00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.539
and you'd get on your fucking nuts and dick,

00:24:27.579 --> 00:24:31.500
and it sucked. Yeah. Yeah, and good luck scratching

00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:35.829
down there. Not a lot of fun, so. Yep, so anyhow.

00:24:36.029 --> 00:24:38.730
I always found the best way to do it is to grab

00:24:38.730 --> 00:24:41.589
a horse rack and take a leak. Hold it with a

00:24:41.589 --> 00:24:44.450
horse rack. Yeah, yeah. I even took some bleach

00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:47.349
one time. And it kind of hurt. I don't know.

00:24:47.869 --> 00:24:52.589
Well, it knocked down. To kill it, yeah. To kill

00:24:52.589 --> 00:24:55.470
it, yeah. It knocked it down quite a bit. This

00:24:55.470 --> 00:24:57.630
is before I knew that you could go to the doctor

00:24:57.630 --> 00:25:02.210
and get steroids. I can imagine. The biggest

00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:03.809
problem with going to the doctor and getting

00:25:03.809 --> 00:25:08.390
steroids is the doctor has to look at it to make

00:25:08.390 --> 00:25:10.750
sure you didn't scratch it and it's getting infected

00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:13.230
or nothing. So it's kind of embarrassing. It's

00:25:13.230 --> 00:25:18.430
like, Mark, I'm sorry. I have to see it. Huh?

00:25:18.890 --> 00:25:23.789
Yeah, yeah. I have to see it. Fuck. Okay. Well,

00:25:23.789 --> 00:25:25.769
they need to make sure it's not some type of

00:25:25.769 --> 00:25:33.170
DD or anything. They didn't say that. There's

00:25:33.170 --> 00:25:35.009
something they really don't want to say, but

00:25:35.009 --> 00:25:41.190
I don't think about it. I'm sure you're right.

00:25:43.190 --> 00:25:46.329
Mark, you didn't say you're leaking there a little

00:25:46.329 --> 00:25:55.369
bit. Just treat the poison ivy. Have you seen

00:25:55.369 --> 00:25:59.390
the chief schedule was released? I see it was

00:25:59.390 --> 00:26:02.410
released. I have not looked at it yet. Well,

00:26:02.470 --> 00:26:09.109
we have seven night games. Seven. We have two

00:26:09.109 --> 00:26:13.190
out -of -the -country games. And our quarterback's

00:26:13.190 --> 00:26:16.910
opponents, Justin Herbert two times, Jalen Hurts,

00:26:16.950 --> 00:26:20.690
Lamar Jackson, Jaden Daniels, Jared Goff, Bo

00:26:20.690 --> 00:26:24.410
Nix twice, Geno Smith twice, Josh Allen, and

00:26:24.410 --> 00:26:28.740
C .J. Stroud. The Chiefs are in Brazil. I know,

00:26:28.779 --> 00:26:31.960
that's one hell of a schedule there. They want

00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:35.700
to make sure. Yeah, they're going to try to make

00:26:35.700 --> 00:26:37.940
it tough on them this year. Well, we knew they

00:26:37.940 --> 00:26:39.759
were. They've been in there too much. They're

00:26:39.759 --> 00:26:41.779
going to do what they can to try to stop them.

00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:44.779
The Chiefs are in Brazil for their season opener

00:26:44.779 --> 00:26:48.000
versus the Chargers. Monday night showdown with

00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:50.880
Jaden Daniels and the Commanders. Christmas Day

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:54.660
versus the Broncos. They face eight playoff teams

00:26:54.660 --> 00:26:57.519
from the last season with a faceoff two times

00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.579
for the Broncos and the Chargers. All that together,

00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:03.359
eight different teams, eight different playoff

00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.400
teams they face. I'm still thinking the Chiefs

00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:12.200
are still going to get 12 wins. I still have

00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:14.859
not seen all the schedules for the top contenders,

00:27:14.940 --> 00:27:18.640
but I would bet that the Chiefs are not the only

00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.500
ones that got their ass kicked by the schedule.

00:27:22.509 --> 00:27:26.130
Because I got this feeling like the NFL, as much

00:27:26.130 --> 00:27:28.890
as it loves superstars like Mahomes and Jackson

00:27:28.890 --> 00:27:33.329
and Allen and Hurts and all that, as much as

00:27:33.329 --> 00:27:36.630
they love them, they still want more parity.

00:27:36.710 --> 00:27:41.630
They want more teams bumping up just enough to

00:27:41.630 --> 00:27:45.480
get into the playoffs. I mean, they'd love for

00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:48.079
Chicago Bears to get good enough to get 9 -7

00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:50.980
and inch back their way into the playoffs or

00:27:50.980 --> 00:27:54.299
something like that, or like a Carolina to surprise

00:27:54.299 --> 00:27:57.900
everybody and Bryce Young start throwing lights

00:27:57.900 --> 00:28:01.940
out. They want that so bad. Yeah, more competition.

00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:07.720
Yeah, and it makes more interest. So we'll see.

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.720
I'm still, like I said. Me, I'm still with the

00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:13.839
Chiefs until further notice, and not just because

00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:16.339
I'm a Chiefs fan. I'm not being a homer on this.

00:28:16.660 --> 00:28:18.799
They start showing me any different, and I'm

00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:20.660
going to say different, but they have not shown

00:28:20.660 --> 00:28:22.660
me any different, so I'm sticking with them right

00:28:22.660 --> 00:28:27.099
now. Well, the way I look at it, it sounds like

00:28:27.099 --> 00:28:30.740
this year with this schedule, truth will be told.

00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:34.700
Are they for real? Yes, exactly. That's what

00:28:34.700 --> 00:28:36.859
it sounds to me. I'll tell you what, if they

00:28:36.859 --> 00:28:39.900
get 12 wins this year, I think that's going to

00:28:39.900 --> 00:28:43.480
be quite an achievement. Well, last year I thought

00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:45.460
they were going to get 11 wins because their

00:28:45.460 --> 00:28:49.420
schedule was so tough, but they really essentially

00:28:49.420 --> 00:28:56.460
lost one with the starters. Yeah. Anyhow, that's

00:28:56.460 --> 00:28:58.119
all I got on the first part of this. What do

00:28:58.119 --> 00:29:02.359
you got, Rob? All right. Well, I have a little

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:04.920
bit of upbeat news. This is a wife of the Ozark

00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:08.500
Pace. Okay, cool. We love that. Did you remember

00:29:08.500 --> 00:29:14.700
the story about Officer Felicia Carson, the police

00:29:14.700 --> 00:29:18.220
officer that was in hot pursuit, wrecked and

00:29:18.220 --> 00:29:24.279
died? Yes. Right, like three days after the new

00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:26.960
law went in where you run to the police, it's

00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:33.029
a felony type thing. Uh -huh. The Grand Glade

00:29:33.029 --> 00:29:36.289
Bridge will soon bear the name of police officer

00:29:36.289 --> 00:29:39.589
Felicia Carson honoring her service and sacrifice.

00:29:40.190 --> 00:29:44.589
Good. Yes. The Grand Glade Bridge, the one in

00:29:44.589 --> 00:29:50.470
Osage Beach. Oh, okay. The Missouri General Assembly

00:29:50.470 --> 00:29:53.410
has passed legislation designating the structure

00:29:53.410 --> 00:29:57.130
as the police officer Felicia Carson Memorial

00:29:57.130 --> 00:30:02.599
Bridge. The measure was included in SB 348 and

00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:08.839
is set to take effect on August 28, 2025. Once

00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:12.579
signed by Governor Mike Kehoe, the Missouri Department

00:30:12.579 --> 00:30:16.240
of Transportation will cover the cost of signage.

00:30:16.500 --> 00:30:20.819
That's cool. That's cool right there. That's

00:30:20.819 --> 00:30:25.509
very cool. Representative Jeff Berente. who helped

00:30:25.509 --> 00:30:28.089
push the measure through, called it an honor

00:30:28.089 --> 00:30:31.849
to support the designation for Officer Carson

00:30:31.849 --> 00:30:35.309
and her family. We know the signs will go up

00:30:35.309 --> 00:30:38.890
in the fall with a formal dedication ceremony

00:30:38.890 --> 00:30:45.430
to be announced later. I think that's cool. I

00:30:45.430 --> 00:30:47.269
think that's excellent. They needed to honor

00:30:47.269 --> 00:30:53.329
her. Yes. So tragic that some idiot was running

00:30:53.329 --> 00:30:57.289
from the police. And then to have her young life

00:30:57.289 --> 00:31:02.569
lost, you know, serving her community. Yeah.

00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:06.970
Mother, wife, and mother of like three or four

00:31:06.970 --> 00:31:09.910
children. Yeah, three or four children will not

00:31:09.910 --> 00:31:12.450
get to see their mom ever. Well, I mean, maybe

00:31:12.450 --> 00:31:15.250
in the afterlife, but not in this life. Because

00:31:15.250 --> 00:31:17.809
some idiot chose to do that. She was well -known

00:31:17.809 --> 00:31:20.410
in the community, too. Yeah, that's what I read

00:31:20.410 --> 00:31:23.660
and what you were telling me. Yeah. That is just

00:31:23.660 --> 00:31:29.039
tragic. Well, at least people can go by and see

00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.819
her name on the bridge, which she greatly deserves.

00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:36.700
As far as I'm concerned, they could build a statue

00:31:36.700 --> 00:31:39.480
of her and any other officer that died in the

00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:53.309
line of duty. So, anyhow. That would be it. Something

00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:57.230
at the police station. I would love nothing more.

00:31:57.369 --> 00:32:01.289
That would be excellent. Really would. Okay.

00:32:01.329 --> 00:32:04.150
Thank you, Rob. Should we take our first break

00:32:04.150 --> 00:32:07.390
and come back with some emails? Sure. Sounds

00:32:07.390 --> 00:32:15.869
great. All right. Be right back. When taking

00:32:15.869 --> 00:32:18.210
a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with

00:32:18.210 --> 00:32:21.329
soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:29.420
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00:32:29.420 --> 00:32:33.180
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00:32:36.460 --> 00:32:43.420
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00:32:43.420 --> 00:32:47.480
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00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:52.680
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00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:56.400
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00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:59.200
have some chemicals stocked up, maybe bags of

00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:03.240
chlorine or something of such, to sanitize the

00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:08.440
sewage per week. And now, Deep Thoughts with

00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:15.799
Mark. Hmm. How do you tell when you're out of

00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:26.670
invisible ink? Huh. I may never know. Our constant

00:33:26.670 --> 00:33:29.910
pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange

00:33:29.910 --> 00:33:34.650
insults from an alien. Real hilarity. Please

00:33:34.650 --> 00:33:41.269
remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait

00:33:41.269 --> 00:33:44.250
five minutes, and scream, Hey, there's no toilet

00:33:44.250 --> 00:33:52.089
paper in here! So you want proof that we love

00:33:52.089 --> 00:33:54.130
you here at QD Spades and Microfilm Central?

00:33:54.930 --> 00:33:57.230
Here's a proof right here. How about the drink

00:33:57.230 --> 00:34:01.250
of the week? Hey, my little bacon bits. Didn't

00:34:01.250 --> 00:34:03.309
you need to get to Smashville pronto? Did your

00:34:03.309 --> 00:34:05.910
friends start without you? We have your solution.

00:34:06.509 --> 00:34:10.110
Adios, motherfuckers. Adios, motherfuckers is

00:34:10.110 --> 00:34:12.710
one stiff drink. It should be used with caution.

00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:16.349
One half ounce of vodka. One half ounce of rum.

00:34:16.489 --> 00:34:19.170
One half ounce of tequila. 1 1⁄2 ounce of gin,

00:34:19.389 --> 00:34:22.289
1 1⁄2 ounce of blue curacao, 2 ounces of sweet

00:34:22.289 --> 00:34:25.789
and sour mix, Sprite or 7 -Up, use a lemon wedge

00:34:25.789 --> 00:34:29.309
as a garnish, and put in a highball glass. Bam!

00:34:29.849 --> 00:34:41.670
There you go. He's on microphone. My name is

00:34:41.670 --> 00:34:43.869
Mark, and I am here in the Kansas City area.

00:34:45.690 --> 00:34:50.090
My name is Rob. Beautiful. Angler Arm of Lake

00:34:50.090 --> 00:34:53.690
Avila. All right, and it is. Soon to be boat

00:34:53.690 --> 00:34:57.329
filled and people blasted. Oh, God. All kinds

00:34:57.329 --> 00:34:59.670
of crazy shit because... Oh, go ahead, what?

00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:05.369
Yeah, I'm here in Camden, and I can hear boats

00:35:05.369 --> 00:35:08.880
going by up and down Mount Angler. Oh, yeah.

00:35:09.019 --> 00:35:13.380
Yeah, I know. I've been around. I've heard them.

00:35:13.460 --> 00:35:15.659
They get pretty loud. And then at night, even.

00:35:15.699 --> 00:35:17.920
At night, you hear them running all night, too,

00:35:17.980 --> 00:35:22.059
man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's no curfew on

00:35:22.059 --> 00:35:27.480
the lake, so. I got some emails. Want to go to

00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:32.760
them? Sounds great. All righty. I have a brand

00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:35.900
new Fuckhammer pajamas. They're pretty sleek.

00:35:36.710 --> 00:35:39.250
The PJs have a hammer that looks like a penis

00:35:39.250 --> 00:35:42.650
with lightning bolts down the sides. I also have

00:35:42.650 --> 00:35:45.510
a matching tank top. I can order you guys one

00:35:45.510 --> 00:35:47.989
if you would like. Ball caps are coming soon

00:35:47.989 --> 00:35:52.389
with Fuckhammer panties and boxers. P .S. I've

00:35:52.389 --> 00:35:54.489
typed the name of Fuckhammer so much it auto

00:35:54.489 --> 00:36:00.800
-fills when I type an F. Just saying. Mitch in

00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.679
the hilltops of the Amarugi campgrounds and Hedge

00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:11.260
Apple Farm. Amarugi. Hedge Apple Farm. Hedge

00:36:11.260 --> 00:36:20.460
Apple Farm. Amarugi. Amarugi is. There's hedge

00:36:20.460 --> 00:36:22.860
apples all over there and they are so fun to

00:36:22.860 --> 00:36:25.539
hit someone in the head with too. Oh, man. I

00:36:25.539 --> 00:36:27.760
mean, you could knock someone's fucking ass in

00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:30.199
the dirt with those. I mean, we used to. They

00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:33.440
will take out a windshield, too. Oh, they'll

00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:36.139
take out a windshield? Yeah, they'll smash somebody

00:36:36.139 --> 00:36:38.179
so bad it'll give them a concussion. Those things

00:36:38.179 --> 00:36:40.920
are pretty vicious. And then, when they hit you

00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:43.039
really hard, then you get the good news that

00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:47.239
that sappy milk stuff goes all over you, too.

00:36:47.380 --> 00:36:52.420
Yeah. It's some sort of... Oh, go ahead, what?

00:36:52.579 --> 00:36:55.940
Yeah, you use gas or... turpentine or something

00:36:55.940 --> 00:36:59.780
to get it off. It is nasty. Whatever that stuff

00:36:59.780 --> 00:37:03.380
is inside a hedge apple, it squeezes out when

00:37:03.380 --> 00:37:06.360
it hits you. Because I know, I used to be in

00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:08.699
a lot of hedge apple fights with friends and

00:37:08.699 --> 00:37:13.420
non -friends. What about you? Oh, yeah. When

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:17.960
we were kids, that was one of the games. There's

00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:19.980
nothing more fun than cracking someone in the

00:37:19.980 --> 00:37:22.039
head with a hedge apple as hard as you could.

00:37:22.179 --> 00:37:27.780
Oh, yeah. Oh, good times. Good times. Is it either

00:37:27.780 --> 00:37:31.219
if you hit your baseball over your neighbor's

00:37:31.219 --> 00:37:33.840
fence and you knew you couldn't go get it, grab

00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:37.000
a hedge apple, get another baseball. Yes. Yep.

00:37:38.139 --> 00:37:40.820
Start batting those over the fence, too. Until

00:37:40.820 --> 00:37:43.519
you smack it and bust it open and all that juice

00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.639
hits you in the face. Oh, I've had that happen,

00:37:45.739 --> 00:37:49.380
too. Yeah. Or the pitcher's a little wild and

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:53.219
smacks you with it. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks, too.

00:37:53.639 --> 00:38:01.119
The bitches will knock you out. They will. Amaruji,

00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:04.199
it's spelt like this if someone wants to look

00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:09.059
it up. It is an area in Cass County. And Amaruji

00:38:09.059 --> 00:38:13.659
is a Cass County term. I think it's really supposed

00:38:13.659 --> 00:38:17.059
to be pronounced the Amaruja. But they call it

00:38:17.059 --> 00:38:24.010
Amaruji. And it's A -M -A -R -U -G -I -A. And

00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:27.090
it is pretty much, what is it, like hilltops,

00:38:27.110 --> 00:38:29.889
like three or four hilltops? Just an area, a

00:38:29.889 --> 00:38:33.750
conservation area. It's a conservation area.

00:38:34.469 --> 00:38:39.630
Well, my grandpa's farm was just up on D .D.

00:38:39.710 --> 00:38:43.050
right there. So me and grandpa would go down

00:38:43.050 --> 00:38:45.650
in there all the time. We'd go down there turkey

00:38:45.650 --> 00:38:48.590
hunting. Yeah, it's a set of odd -looking hills.

00:38:48.590 --> 00:38:52.250
Yeah, it is right down the road. They say there's

00:38:52.250 --> 00:38:54.409
coal in the hills and that's why they're so oddly

00:38:54.409 --> 00:38:58.530
shaped. But it's a very unique area of Cass County.

00:38:58.610 --> 00:39:01.289
It doesn't look like any other area in Cass County.

00:39:02.610 --> 00:39:06.329
And it's called the Amaru G's is what they call

00:39:06.329 --> 00:39:11.809
it around there. When I was younger, I also heard

00:39:11.809 --> 00:39:16.250
that they were Indian burial grounds. I've heard

00:39:16.250 --> 00:39:18.690
that too. You know, I'll have to look that up

00:39:18.690 --> 00:39:20.230
sometime. I don't know if that's true or not.

00:39:21.359 --> 00:39:29.739
But anyhow, I guess Mitch is there camping. That's

00:39:29.739 --> 00:39:37.360
true. That's true. I'll have to look that up.

00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.400
That would not surprise me at all because, like

00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:41.260
you said, they watch over that really close,

00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:48.530
and that would be a reason. Anyhow, I'm glad

00:39:48.530 --> 00:39:50.449
Mitch is camping there because I didn't think

00:39:50.449 --> 00:39:58.989
they allowed camping. Thanks, Mitch. This next

00:39:58.989 --> 00:40:02.309
one is, I've heard this before and I found out

00:40:02.309 --> 00:40:04.190
what happened because I bitched about it too.

00:40:04.690 --> 00:40:06.969
Hey guys, I went to download a few shows because

00:40:06.969 --> 00:40:10.030
I'm taking a long trip. I kept getting a subscription

00:40:10.030 --> 00:40:12.550
wall for your shows on my main service Amazon.

00:40:13.420 --> 00:40:15.599
I'm wondering why this could be. I know you guys

00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:19.300
don't charge for your podcast. Ronnie in Tulsa,

00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:22.360
the Tulsa King. He's going to give us more lists.

00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.500
He's going on a couple of trips first. He let

00:40:25.500 --> 00:40:29.119
me know. Okay. Here's what happened with me.

00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.639
I somehow logged out on the device I was using

00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.820
of Amazon, and it didn't recognize me as me.

00:40:37.940 --> 00:40:40.599
I had to log back in. Once I logged back in,

00:40:40.659 --> 00:40:44.789
I got my... I got my subscription. I could listen

00:40:44.789 --> 00:40:48.809
to our show on Amazon. It didn't try to charge

00:40:48.809 --> 00:40:52.010
me. Ronnie, I think that's probably what's happening

00:40:52.010 --> 00:40:54.170
with you because you said that's your main service.

00:40:54.250 --> 00:40:56.250
If that's your main service, then you're a Prime

00:40:56.250 --> 00:41:01.010
member. So the Prime members get that. So whatever

00:41:01.010 --> 00:41:04.849
device you're on, I simply think it didn't recognize

00:41:04.849 --> 00:41:08.889
it was you and you need to log back on into it

00:41:08.889 --> 00:41:12.570
probably. So that is probably most likely the

00:41:12.570 --> 00:41:17.010
cause. And anyone else, if that happens. All

00:41:17.010 --> 00:41:19.110
right, next one. Mark, what kind of elbow cream

00:41:19.110 --> 00:41:22.829
do you use? My elbows are rough and dry. Thanks.

00:41:22.969 --> 00:41:30.510
Rita in Foxborough. Butter. That's a very good

00:41:30.510 --> 00:41:34.210
question. It really is. It is. I suffer from

00:41:34.210 --> 00:41:36.929
dry elbows. Everybody in the world knows this.

00:41:36.969 --> 00:41:39.769
I've been tortured. by this my whole life. It's

00:41:39.769 --> 00:41:45.130
tragic. I've had healing people come over and

00:41:45.130 --> 00:41:48.849
put their hands on it. I've had people come over

00:41:48.849 --> 00:41:51.849
and give me new treatments. I went around the

00:41:51.849 --> 00:41:55.090
world to new doctors and stem cells, but nothing

00:41:55.090 --> 00:41:59.690
could reverse my dry elbows until I discovered

00:41:59.690 --> 00:42:03.570
butter. Butter is what you use. Take as much

00:42:03.570 --> 00:42:05.909
butter as you can and slather it all over your

00:42:05.909 --> 00:42:11.949
elbows. And your elbows will be fine. Rob does

00:42:11.949 --> 00:42:18.449
it too, don't you? Honestly, I'm thinking I remember

00:42:18.449 --> 00:42:22.210
my grandpa doing that. Oh, I just made that shit

00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:28.030
up. Okay. Okay, then butter. Seriously. Hell,

00:42:28.849 --> 00:42:31.809
I don't know. I might be dreaming. I don't know.

00:42:32.190 --> 00:42:34.969
Look, obviously someone's having a little fun

00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:39.969
with me. So I had a little fun back. Yeah, butter.

00:42:41.030 --> 00:42:44.050
Oh, this next one I really love. Hey, guys, I'm

00:42:44.050 --> 00:42:46.349
sorry for screwing with you constantly. It's

00:42:46.349 --> 00:42:48.449
a result of being very angry over my condition

00:42:48.449 --> 00:42:52.190
since a toddler. Micropenis syndrome is uncurable.

00:42:52.610 --> 00:42:55.349
I'm sorry again. I'm just angry that you guys

00:42:55.349 --> 00:42:57.949
and all the other listeners have regular genitals,

00:42:57.989 --> 00:43:01.550
and I have to have this tiny meat thimble. Clint

00:43:01.550 --> 00:43:06.309
in Clarksville. We knew this, didn't we, Rob?

00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:11.079
He admitted. He finally admitted. We knew you

00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:13.539
had a tiny meat thimble. We knew this, and we

00:43:13.539 --> 00:43:15.539
knew that's why you're angry and why you're angry

00:43:15.539 --> 00:43:18.360
at us, because we have regular -sized man's penises,

00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:22.960
and you don't. I mean, thank you for admitting

00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:27.559
it, Clint. I mean, Rob, do you have anything

00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:29.559
to say to Clint? We know about his condition,

00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:32.920
and we feel horrible, don't we? Yeah, buddy.

00:43:33.900 --> 00:43:36.780
It's not your fault that my four -year -old grandson

00:43:36.780 --> 00:43:42.940
has a penis. Yes, Clint. Yeah, don't feel bad.

00:43:43.019 --> 00:43:45.820
I'm sure there's maybe one or two other men in

00:43:45.820 --> 00:43:48.019
the whole world that have as small a penis as

00:43:48.019 --> 00:43:53.059
you. Don't worry about it. It's okay. Yeah, and

00:43:53.059 --> 00:44:00.059
women don't care either. That's just a lie. That's

00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:02.280
just a lie. They don't care. They don't care

00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:03.980
that they can't feel your little meat button.

00:44:04.139 --> 00:44:06.179
They don't care. It's fine. They like you for

00:44:06.179 --> 00:44:11.139
you. Right, Rob? Yep. Because Clint has such

00:44:11.139 --> 00:44:14.059
a great personality. He attracts women. All he's

00:44:14.059 --> 00:44:17.900
got to do is walk in. Yeah, and spare dogs and

00:44:17.900 --> 00:44:22.380
badgers. All right. I just advise them to keep

00:44:22.380 --> 00:44:26.699
Narcan on hand. I did hide all the Narcan. I'll

00:44:26.699 --> 00:44:28.579
let him have it back, Clint, because we like

00:44:28.579 --> 00:44:34.159
you riding in. All right. Mark, do you ever think

00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:36.619
you might do another podcast as a guest? We would

00:44:36.619 --> 00:44:40.239
love to host you for a show. Thanks, Tony. The

00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:42.480
Wasted Time Podcast. I looked them up. They look

00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:45.780
pretty good. Not only me, but I suggest you get

00:44:45.780 --> 00:44:49.340
Rob, too. Rob is a very interesting guest. Remember,

00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:53.039
he started out just calling the show. Wasted

00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:57.860
Time. Wasted Time Podcast. It was interesting.

00:44:58.039 --> 00:45:02.889
I liked it. I would do it. I thank you all. I

00:45:02.889 --> 00:45:04.889
got checked email, but I think you already sent

00:45:04.889 --> 00:45:08.130
me something about it. So yeah, I would definitely

00:45:08.130 --> 00:45:11.349
do it. And I suggest you have, I suggest you

00:45:11.349 --> 00:45:14.630
have Rob on there too. So you can have us both

00:45:14.630 --> 00:45:16.929
on at the same time or different episodes, whatever,

00:45:17.010 --> 00:45:20.750
probably different episodes. So, okay. We're,

00:45:20.750 --> 00:45:23.269
we're game wasted time podcast. Anyone out there

00:45:23.269 --> 00:45:25.730
listen to it. It's pretty good. I'll listen to

00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:31.530
it. They have a lot of different, you know what?

00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:34.340
Just listen to it. It's different. I like it

00:45:34.340 --> 00:45:38.300
because it's different. All right. Rob, you never

00:45:38.300 --> 00:45:40.780
mentioned the fishing guided tours like you said

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:43.559
you would. I've listened to every show. I'm wanting

00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:46.300
to book one soon before it's all sold out. Thanks

00:45:46.300 --> 00:45:50.800
in advance, Mikey. Okay, okay. Sorry, Mikey.

00:45:52.019 --> 00:45:56.000
I've been working overtime the last few weeks.

00:45:57.139 --> 00:46:02.190
I've been really busy. You're just slowing up

00:46:02.190 --> 00:46:05.710
a little bit. I will get on that this week. I

00:46:05.710 --> 00:46:08.769
promise. I promise. And there's two different

00:46:08.769 --> 00:46:11.570
people that asked for guided tour recommendations.

00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:14.949
Mikey was one of them. I look back, and then

00:46:14.949 --> 00:46:19.469
there's another one. But the other one was first,

00:46:19.550 --> 00:46:21.710
and then Mikey was the second one. So there's

00:46:21.710 --> 00:46:25.590
two people asking for it. Yeah, for fishing tours.

00:46:25.789 --> 00:46:28.170
So he will get back with you guys. He's been

00:46:28.170 --> 00:46:30.809
really busy. So thank you, Mikey. And I forgot

00:46:30.809 --> 00:46:32.570
the other person's name, but he's getting on

00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:37.789
it. Yes, yes. Not my fault. My boss is asleep.

00:46:39.110 --> 00:46:46.190
See? And people like us are buying boats. Yes,

00:46:46.190 --> 00:46:48.889
a lot of people buying boats. And they're all

00:46:48.889 --> 00:46:55.320
Generation Xers. Yep. All right. Rob, let's turn

00:46:55.320 --> 00:47:00.239
it over to you. All right, this is another Canyon

00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:08.800
County story. Have you heard of the Ballparks

00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:16.579
National? It's a huge ballpark place down here

00:47:16.579 --> 00:47:22.429
outside Max Creek, or in Max Creek. I think I

00:47:22.429 --> 00:47:25.650
have. National championships and all kinds of

00:47:25.650 --> 00:47:27.889
stuff there. I believe I've heard of it, yes.

00:47:28.309 --> 00:47:34.650
Okay. It just opened up just a few years ago.

00:47:34.710 --> 00:47:38.190
Yeah, they have major championships there, all

00:47:38.190 --> 00:47:46.389
kinds of stuff. Well, there was a man, oh God,

00:47:46.489 --> 00:47:50.090
a man accused of assaulting a sheriff's deputy.

00:47:50.780 --> 00:47:55.880
While the man was serving as an umpire at a children's

00:47:55.880 --> 00:47:59.460
baseball game, has filed a lawsuit against the

00:47:59.460 --> 00:48:02.739
Cambie County Sheriff and the deputy. Oh, wow.

00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:07.079
Okay, yeah, the umpire got into an argument.

00:48:07.739 --> 00:48:14.039
Okay. Anyway, on May 13, 2023, Cambie County

00:48:14.039 --> 00:48:17.159
deputies were called to Ballpark National in

00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:43.639
Max Creek for a report of a fight. Wow. Wow.

00:48:49.789 --> 00:48:53.710
with assault of a special victim and resisting

00:48:53.710 --> 00:48:59.949
arrest. On April 25, 2025, Sidebottom filed a

00:48:59.949 --> 00:49:03.989
lawsuit against Sheriff Tony Helms, who's no

00:49:03.989 --> 00:49:08.230
longer sheriff, and Deputy Cole Downing. The

00:49:08.230 --> 00:49:10.929
lawsuit claims that Sidebottom's Fourth Amendment

00:49:10.929 --> 00:49:14.389
rights against unreasonable search and seizure

00:49:14.389 --> 00:49:19.940
were denied. Claims that Sidebottom was arrested

00:49:19.940 --> 00:49:24.760
without cause or suspicion and with intricate

00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:31.119
bias. What do you mean without cause or suspicion?

00:49:31.460 --> 00:49:34.739
You put the damn cop on the telephone. I can't,

00:49:34.739 --> 00:49:37.159
I don't understand how come... There was witnesses.

00:49:38.780 --> 00:49:42.260
He is suing... Oh, here we go. Okay. Here we

00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:46.199
go, it gets a little better. Okay. Sidebottom

00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:50.179
claims that the arrest and ensuing news coverage

00:49:50.179 --> 00:49:54.539
permanently damages career as a registered nurse

00:49:54.539 --> 00:49:58.739
and a Division II college umpire. The lawsuit

00:49:58.739 --> 00:50:03.119
states that Sidebottom suffered $350 ,000 in

00:50:03.119 --> 00:50:12.059
financial damage. Um, okay. Dude, don't be a

00:50:12.059 --> 00:50:16.230
dick and that won't happen, right? I don't know

00:50:16.230 --> 00:50:19.230
what else to say. Don't be a dick. Geez. I'm

00:50:19.230 --> 00:50:21.349
sure that lawsuit's going to get struck down

00:50:21.349 --> 00:50:26.849
soon. I mean, I just don't see judges as unpredictable

00:50:26.849 --> 00:50:36.389
and as far off as they can be. And that's it

00:50:36.389 --> 00:50:45.280
for assaulting an officer. Okay. Oh, and a woman,

00:50:45.340 --> 00:50:49.639
too. The fight started out with a female parent,

00:50:49.900 --> 00:50:55.139
and he shoved the female parent, and that's when

00:50:55.139 --> 00:51:00.860
the officer walked up, and he ended up putting

00:51:00.860 --> 00:51:07.360
the officer in a chokehold. Wow. Now he's trying

00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.480
to see, yeah, and the new sheriff is saying no

00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:18.010
comment. You know what? Let it go to the court.

00:51:18.150 --> 00:51:20.429
Let it go to the court because I'm pretty sure

00:51:20.429 --> 00:51:26.889
that this officer will be acquitted and there

00:51:26.889 --> 00:51:29.650
won't be any money handed out to the idiot, I'm

00:51:29.650 --> 00:51:37.949
pretty sure. In my opinion. Allegedly. Okay.

00:51:41.469 --> 00:51:44.670
But, you know, that sheriff had nothing to do

00:51:44.670 --> 00:51:47.829
with it. He wasn't even on the scene. Oh, yeah.

00:51:48.269 --> 00:51:51.869
No, he just came in and this is kind of on his

00:51:51.869 --> 00:51:55.190
plate. That's how you sue the county, I guess.

00:51:55.449 --> 00:52:00.969
You sue the sheriff. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, all

00:52:00.969 --> 00:52:04.489
right. I don't have a clue. Oh, well, you know

00:52:04.489 --> 00:52:08.050
what? Keep... Keep an eye on that story, will

00:52:08.050 --> 00:52:10.030
you? I want to see how it ends. I think I know

00:52:10.030 --> 00:52:13.150
how it's going to end, but it would be nice to...

00:52:13.150 --> 00:52:15.150
I'll tell you, a lot of people are down here

00:52:15.150 --> 00:52:18.489
to keep an eye on the story. Yeah, yeah, because

00:52:18.489 --> 00:52:22.869
that's bullshit. All right, you want to take

00:52:22.869 --> 00:52:25.809
our second break, and we'll have some more stories

00:52:25.809 --> 00:52:29.449
coming back? Sounds good. Sounds good to me.

00:52:29.489 --> 00:52:34.429
We'll be right back. Hey, fellas, remember to

00:52:34.429 --> 00:52:37.789
wipe away from the twins. Stay fresh ideas from

00:52:37.789 --> 00:52:44.670
the douchebags. Two douchebags and microphone

00:52:44.670 --> 00:52:48.210
in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:52:48.210 --> 00:52:55.570
you first world problems. Damn it. I can't decide

00:52:55.570 --> 00:53:00.650
between nachos, chili, or wings for the game

00:53:00.650 --> 00:53:04.980
tonight. This is bullshit. I should not have

00:53:04.980 --> 00:53:09.760
to make decisions like this. The apocalypse just

00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:13.219
happened. You don't know what to do. You don't

00:53:13.219 --> 00:53:15.840
know where to go. But we can tell you what you

00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:20.460
can eat. During an apocalypse, don't forget the

00:53:20.460 --> 00:53:24.760
nuts. Hickory nuts, that is. Yeah, we know. Hickory

00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:27.539
wood gets all the glory and all the love. Everyone

00:53:27.539 --> 00:53:30.360
loves hickory trees. They cut them down and they...

00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:34.659
Make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

00:53:34.739 --> 00:53:37.940
They smoke them, and it's a fantastic deal. But

00:53:37.940 --> 00:53:40.679
little does anyone know about the hickory nuts.

00:53:40.940 --> 00:53:44.980
During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the

00:53:44.980 --> 00:53:48.059
best thing you could find. Hickory nuts can be

00:53:48.059 --> 00:53:50.960
eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes.

00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:53.940
Their rich, buttery flavor and crunchy texture

00:53:53.940 --> 00:53:56.579
make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet

00:53:56.579 --> 00:53:59.460
and savory dishes. You can use hickory nuts to

00:53:59.460 --> 00:54:02.659
make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory

00:54:02.659 --> 00:54:06.119
nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts.

00:54:06.659 --> 00:54:10.260
Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut

00:54:10.260 --> 00:54:13.460
hickory, mocker nut hickory, and smooth bark

00:54:13.460 --> 00:54:16.840
hickory. Hickory trees are considered part of

00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:19.539
the walnut species and are plentiful, at least

00:54:19.539 --> 00:54:22.739
around Missouri and surrounding areas. So, during

00:54:22.739 --> 00:54:25.059
an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

00:54:25.980 --> 00:54:30.599
Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's

00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:38.179
the island of horrible jokes. Well, I just saw

00:54:38.179 --> 00:54:43.880
two red -breasted birds sunning on a limb. They

00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:57.380
must be basking robins. Rob ran. A man is still

00:54:57.380 --> 00:55:01.260
in there. Rob consumed small doses of radiation

00:55:01.260 --> 00:55:06.440
for 30 years. Rob is immune. To radiation. Watch

00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:11.099
him glow. Watch Rob Red jump up 25 feet and grab

00:55:11.099 --> 00:55:14.679
birds out of thin air with his mouth. With his

00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.179
mouth! Rob can now be rented for children's parties

00:55:19.179 --> 00:55:23.219
and bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent

00:55:23.219 --> 00:55:26.559
you a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent

00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:32.980
Rob for a day. A day! Watch Rob consume seven

00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:35.400
bottles of night cream and still break dance

00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:40.159
in New York. Watch Rob Redd fart down a building.

00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:45.159
Fart down a building! Rob Redd assumes no responsibility

00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:47.539
whatsoever. He is not a babysitter and he doesn't

00:55:47.539 --> 00:55:48.880
give one hell of a shit about your children.

00:55:49.019 --> 00:55:51.079
Please remember to corral every little bastard

00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:53.590
you have. Before Rob gets there, and Walt will

00:55:53.590 --> 00:55:55.849
not put up with any backtalk, he will promptly

00:55:55.849 --> 00:55:58.530
get them in the place. Rob Rehag assumes no responsibility

00:55:58.530 --> 00:56:00.849
for anything that could be stolen from his visit.

00:56:00.869 --> 00:56:03.230
Rob Rehag has no responsibility whatsoever in

00:56:03.230 --> 00:56:06.269
any help him of any situation. Read a Rob today.

00:56:07.829 --> 00:56:13.630
Strange, but true. In 1903, two unrelated men

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:16.710
named Will and William West, identical in appearance,

00:56:16.989 --> 00:56:19.510
were both sent to Leavenworth Prison, causing

00:56:19.510 --> 00:56:22.500
confusion. This led to the adoption of fingerprint

00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:29.119
identification. Jam X. What the hell happened?

00:56:30.300 --> 00:56:36.519
You were the generation of change. You never

00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:40.440
wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke for you.

00:56:41.659 --> 00:56:46.440
Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What the hell

00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:50.800
happened? The generation of angst. A generation

00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:56.019
of non -compliance is now buying a boat? You're

00:56:56.019 --> 00:56:58.280
really fed up if you kill someone dangled a dollar

00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:02.679
near you. Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:08.659
These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic

00:57:08.659 --> 00:57:25.659
needle. Two douchebags microphone. My name's

00:57:25.659 --> 00:57:29.619
Mark here in the Kansas City area. And my name

00:57:29.619 --> 00:57:32.880
is Rob. It's a beautiful hang bar on Lake of

00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:36.380
the Ozarks. All right. Thank you, Rob. Two douchebags

00:57:36.380 --> 00:57:40.320
microphone celebrating their 30th year in podcasting.

00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:45.659
Oh, oh, oh, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not.

00:57:45.739 --> 00:57:48.000
I'm sorry. I read that wrong. I read that wrong.

00:57:48.699 --> 00:57:54.050
All right. There's a terrifying attraction that

00:57:54.050 --> 00:57:56.929
lets tourists sleep while they're suspended over

00:57:56.929 --> 00:57:59.909
a 320 -foot cliff, Rob. Does that sound like

00:57:59.909 --> 00:58:04.789
something you'd like to go to sleep over? Definitely

00:58:04.789 --> 00:58:07.730
not. Me neither. This unique lodging experience

00:58:07.730 --> 00:58:10.269
might seem like a nightmare to some. Hopefully

00:58:10.269 --> 00:58:13.610
they don't fall asleep. They wrote that, not

00:58:13.610 --> 00:58:16.590
me. A cliffhanger attraction in China is taking

00:58:16.590 --> 00:58:19.989
relaxing to new heights by allowing lazy daredevils

00:58:19.989 --> 00:58:23.309
to lounge in a bed situation on the edge of an

00:58:23.309 --> 00:58:27.349
over 320 -foot cliff as seen in a viral video.

00:58:27.489 --> 00:58:29.530
And if you get a chance, look it up. It's nuts.

00:58:31.309 --> 00:58:35.269
Located in Manchang... I see it on Facebook.

00:58:35.630 --> 00:58:39.309
Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, it's crazy. Located

00:58:39.309 --> 00:58:42.269
in Manchang, China, Forest Park in Shenzhou,

00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:46.699
The cliffbed experience was launched to somewhat

00:58:46.699 --> 00:58:49.880
paradoxically relax and forget about the world,

00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:52.940
Jam Press reported. I don't know about that,

00:58:52.980 --> 00:58:55.760
but I think I'd be on red alert. What about you,

00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:00.300
Rob? Oh, definitely. In accordance to a veranda

00:59:00.300 --> 00:59:04.820
-like platform, which has debuted as part of

00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:07.719
the Scenic Spots Outdoor Adventure Package, features

00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:11.739
wooden slats, a small double air mattress, A

00:59:11.739 --> 00:59:15.519
duvet pillow, the Global Times, and a pillow,

00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:18.380
a duvet and a pillow, not a duvet pillow. In

00:59:18.380 --> 00:59:21.000
viral footage, a shockingly serene woman can

00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:23.980
be seen stretching her arms as the camera pans

00:59:23.980 --> 00:59:27.679
to the panoramic alpine surroundings in the background.

00:59:27.980 --> 00:59:30.920
There's even space on this literal bedrock to

00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:35.039
place her cup and shoes behind the mattress.

00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:38.019
Out of this attraction was born an even scarier

00:59:38.019 --> 00:59:41.739
experience. It's called... surviving a night

00:59:41.739 --> 00:59:46.360
sleeping in Kansas City. It is the most terrifying

00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:50.320
one of all. And the most dangerous. A lot more

00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:56.280
than... A lot more. A lot more than sleeping

00:59:56.280 --> 01:00:02.579
on a 320 -foot cliff. Rob, we turn to you. Yeah,

01:00:02.579 --> 01:00:05.719
I've been reading the news. I've been reading

01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.099
the news. I know what you're talking about. We're

01:00:08.099 --> 01:00:11.989
not going to go into it. It's not good. No, it's

01:00:11.989 --> 01:00:17.530
not. Okay, I want to move into the music a little.

01:00:18.210 --> 01:00:22.230
Sounds good to me. And this is another uplifting

01:00:22.230 --> 01:00:27.889
one. Def Leppard guitarist Vivian Campbell made

01:00:27.889 --> 01:00:30.530
an epic comeback during the band's Thursday,

01:00:30.809 --> 01:00:36.190
May 15th performance at the Palacio de Puerto

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:41.480
Rico Jose Miguel. Niagara in San Juan. I hope

01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:44.280
I got that right. Sounds perfect to me, Rob.

01:00:46.239 --> 01:00:51.500
He is battling cancer. Is that it? Yes. Campbell,

01:00:51.880 --> 01:00:57.440
who was diagnosed with Hopkins lymphoma in 2013,

01:00:57.739 --> 01:01:01.539
played his first show with the UK Rockers since

01:01:01.539 --> 01:01:04.940
undergoing a bone marrow transplant eight months

01:01:04.940 --> 01:01:10.710
ago. Wow. Campbell came in decades later. The

01:01:10.710 --> 01:01:13.889
guitarist is an integral part of the band's sound.

01:01:14.170 --> 01:01:18.630
He worked on key albums like Adrenaline, Slang,

01:01:18.750 --> 01:01:23.869
Victoria, X, Song of the Sparkle Lounge, Black

01:01:23.869 --> 01:01:28.570
Leopard, and Diamond Star Halos. He took over...

01:01:28.570 --> 01:01:32.349
Oh, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. He took over for

01:01:32.349 --> 01:01:36.869
Steve Clark. Yes. When Steve Clark passed away.

01:01:37.340 --> 01:01:39.539
And he's actually been in the band a long, long

01:01:39.539 --> 01:01:44.960
time. And he's had Hodgkin's lymphoma, non -Hodgkin's,

01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:49.039
isn't it, lymphoma, for how many years now? I

01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:54.219
would say 25. It said Hodgkin's. Oh, it is Hodgkin's.

01:01:54.219 --> 01:01:57.739
Okay, Hodgkin's lymphoma for over 25 years, I

01:01:57.739 --> 01:02:02.320
believe. He's had it a long time. It's one of

01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:04.300
those ones that they can control, but they can't

01:02:04.300 --> 01:02:13.099
cure, I believe. what you gather? Yeah, he's

01:02:13.099 --> 01:02:21.800
been battling it. Yeah, he has. Despite his ongoing

01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:26.119
health struggles, Campbell finds solace in music.

01:02:26.920 --> 01:02:31.599
Even at the worst of my cancer, when I was doing

01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:35.599
very hardcore chemotherapy. I still managed to

01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:39.039
go on tour with Def Leppard, who sold Ultimate

01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:44.099
Guitar in a 2019 interview. I had a hard time

01:02:44.099 --> 01:02:47.119
convincing Def Leppard, and in particular the

01:02:47.119 --> 01:02:52.059
Def Leppard management, that that was the best

01:02:52.059 --> 01:02:55.219
thing for me to do. Campbell continued, I think

01:02:55.219 --> 01:02:58.260
that they really wanted me to stay at home and

01:02:58.260 --> 01:03:01.599
just concentrate on my treatments. Whereas for

01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:29.059
me, I agree with him. Nice. That's a pretty good

01:03:29.059 --> 01:03:36.579
bill there, too. That's a good bill. I don't

01:03:36.579 --> 01:03:38.519
think they're coming by Kansas City, but I will

01:03:38.519 --> 01:03:43.360
take a look. That's cool. You know, I'm glad

01:03:43.360 --> 01:03:46.619
he's back and I'm glad he is playing again because

01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:48.579
I agree with him. That's the best thing you can

01:03:48.579 --> 01:03:53.320
do. You don't let it control your life. That

01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:57.239
was the part of the story that made me really

01:03:57.239 --> 01:04:00.920
want to read this story tonight. The way he looks

01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:06.150
at it. It's what you do that keeps you going.

01:04:06.630 --> 01:04:10.989
If you give up doing that, you're done. Yeah,

01:04:11.010 --> 01:04:14.750
yeah. Like me and my job. If I gave up my job

01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:18.889
and quit, you know, an easier job, my body would

01:04:18.889 --> 01:04:23.849
go downhill quick. You know, Rob, there's a lot

01:04:23.849 --> 01:04:27.110
to be said for that. I don't do nearly as physical

01:04:27.110 --> 01:04:30.650
a job as I used to. And I'm telling you what,

01:04:30.750 --> 01:04:35.769
your body adjusts in a bad way. Yeah, it does.

01:04:36.389 --> 01:04:39.309
You slow down, so does your body. Yeah, it's

01:04:39.309 --> 01:04:42.050
kind of like a, oh, you put the foot off the

01:04:42.050 --> 01:04:45.449
gas? All right, well, watch this. I'm not like

01:04:45.449 --> 01:04:50.010
in horrible shape, but I've noticed a very comparable

01:04:50.010 --> 01:04:54.150
difference. And I do believe it's because I don't

01:04:54.150 --> 01:05:00.340
do the same type of... heavy strenuous workout

01:05:00.340 --> 01:05:03.599
regimen, if you will, you know, of my old. So,

01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:09.500
but on the same token, I wouldn't have been able

01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:12.719
to keep doing that job either. Right now, if

01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:15.780
you handed me a big piece of glass and some hand

01:05:15.780 --> 01:05:19.760
railing or something, I couldn't do it. I mean,

01:05:19.780 --> 01:05:22.300
I could, but it would be very painful and would

01:05:22.300 --> 01:05:28.090
destroy my body, like, quickly. So, you know,

01:05:28.090 --> 01:05:31.150
Rob, you're right. But at the same time, sooner

01:05:31.150 --> 01:05:33.650
or later, you're going to have to make compensations

01:05:33.650 --> 01:05:37.250
and you're going to have to stop doing that heavy

01:05:37.250 --> 01:05:39.949
of work. Whether it means having other people

01:05:39.949 --> 01:05:42.030
lift the stuff for you and bring it to you or

01:05:42.030 --> 01:05:45.090
whatever, I don't know. That's up to you and

01:05:45.090 --> 01:05:49.349
your work. But at some point in life, you have

01:05:49.349 --> 01:06:09.960
to quit doing that. You know, I did. Oh, I got

01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:16.900
you. And nobody trained to do my job. Nobody

01:06:16.900 --> 01:06:20.940
wants to do my job. I work too hard and everybody

01:06:20.940 --> 01:06:24.309
sees it. Everybody knows it. I'm not bragging.

01:06:24.349 --> 01:06:27.130
I'm not bragging a bit. No, I know that. It's

01:06:27.130 --> 01:06:30.670
a known fact. You're stating the truth is what

01:06:30.670 --> 01:06:35.489
you're doing, Rob. Yeah, I mean, I mentioned

01:06:35.489 --> 01:06:38.949
I need help, and people start cringing, walking

01:06:38.949 --> 01:06:42.510
the other way, you know? Oh, yeah. Well, I can

01:06:42.510 --> 01:06:44.550
tell you this, Rob, and this did happen to me.

01:06:44.750 --> 01:06:48.579
In my opinion, my old job... had this thing that,

01:06:48.619 --> 01:06:50.639
like, if you're over a certain age and they think

01:06:50.639 --> 01:06:54.440
they got the best years out of you, they unceremoniously

01:06:54.440 --> 01:06:58.260
let you go. This is my opinion. I don't know

01:06:58.260 --> 01:07:03.059
for sure. But to me, it sure looks like it. Well,

01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:11.699
today, the company has the main boss. He keeps

01:07:11.699 --> 01:07:15.849
guaranteeing me. When I do, because we all, even

01:07:15.849 --> 01:07:18.190
he knows, the day's coming, I'm not going to

01:07:18.190 --> 01:07:21.690
be able to do that job. But he has reassured

01:07:21.690 --> 01:07:25.829
me that they will find a place for me. Oh, that

01:07:25.829 --> 01:07:29.269
place I have no doubt. But what I was getting

01:07:29.269 --> 01:07:33.190
at is this right here. The next day, when different

01:07:33.190 --> 01:07:35.989
companies that did the same thing that we did

01:07:35.989 --> 01:07:39.150
there found out I was no longer working there,

01:07:39.269 --> 01:07:43.199
I was offered three jobs in the same field. for

01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:47.380
more money. And I turned it down because I knew

01:07:47.380 --> 01:07:49.940
there's no way I could keep doing this. As a

01:07:49.940 --> 01:07:52.480
matter of fact, when I was let go, I was relieved.

01:07:52.960 --> 01:07:56.059
I was like, you know what? I didn't have enough

01:07:56.059 --> 01:07:59.659
guts to pull the trigger myself and leave. They

01:07:59.659 --> 01:08:02.659
did it for me. And I was relieved. I'm like,

01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:05.239
good. I have to leave now. I have to do something

01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:09.460
else. I don't have a choice. So, I mean, in all

01:08:09.460 --> 01:08:12.320
their evilness and their selfishness, They had

01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:14.639
no idea they were doing me such a favor, but

01:08:14.639 --> 01:08:20.560
they did. And I'll never like those people ever

01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:24.659
again, no. But I can't deny what they did to

01:08:24.659 --> 01:08:27.039
me was the best thing that happened to me in

01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:31.340
a long, long time. Even though they didn't give

01:08:31.340 --> 01:08:34.760
a shit what happened to me. And also, another

01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:38.319
thing I'd like to add is they did God's plan

01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:41.630
whether they realized it or not. I'm where I'm

01:08:41.630 --> 01:08:47.750
supposed to be. And if their selfishness was

01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:51.310
used, that was probably what happened. But it

01:08:51.310 --> 01:08:55.789
was used for me, even though it seemed to be

01:08:55.789 --> 01:08:57.970
used against me, if that makes any sense at all.

01:08:58.050 --> 01:09:00.890
But, you know, Rob, I have no doubt your company

01:09:00.890 --> 01:09:03.729
sounds like it has integrity, unlike my old one.

01:09:04.189 --> 01:09:06.609
Not the one I'm at now. The one I'm at now is

01:09:06.609 --> 01:09:10.680
great. They had no integrity. And like I was

01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:12.180
telling a good friend of mine, I said, I got

01:09:12.180 --> 01:09:14.159
tired of working for a place that if one of the

01:09:14.159 --> 01:09:18.039
owners wanted to get a kitchen and bath remodel,

01:09:18.119 --> 01:09:23.399
you didn't get a raise. You know, and that's

01:09:23.399 --> 01:09:25.060
just kind of the vibe they had going there. And

01:09:25.060 --> 01:09:26.760
that's exactly what they did. It's like, ah,

01:09:26.840 --> 01:09:29.279
this is our money and we got something else to

01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:31.279
do with it this year. So you're not getting dick,

01:09:31.420 --> 01:09:33.819
you know, and there's nothing you can do about

01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:36.239
it. You know, there, you know, what do you do?

01:09:37.500 --> 01:09:39.680
We have a gentleman that's worked for the company

01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:44.680
for 42 years. Wow, that's really good. He has

01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:47.659
a year and a half in every time. He's worked

01:09:47.659 --> 01:09:49.779
there since, like, out of school. It was like

01:09:49.779 --> 01:09:56.380
his first job. Wow. Bo is a great guy. That's

01:09:56.380 --> 01:10:01.359
excellent. Good. Yeah. That type of loyalty.

01:10:04.910 --> 01:10:07.569
That type of loyalty is almost unheard of in

01:10:07.569 --> 01:10:10.569
today's business. And I commend it. What is the

01:10:10.569 --> 01:10:17.550
name of the place again? There you go. There

01:10:17.550 --> 01:10:22.250
you go. That is a good place, guys. That is a

01:10:22.250 --> 01:10:30.189
good place. What was I going to go into? Go ahead,

01:10:30.250 --> 01:10:38.020
Rob. You got something? Okay. A 97 -year -old

01:10:38.020 --> 01:10:41.020
care resident known for her mischievous streak

01:10:41.020 --> 01:10:44.399
was placed under arrest on her birthday as part

01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:48.720
of a surprise planned by staff. Maggie Clark,

01:10:49.060 --> 01:10:52.520
a former children's nurse and resident of Elizabeth

01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:56.039
Lodge in Enfield, London, had joked with staff

01:10:56.039 --> 01:10:59.239
that she had always wondered what it would be

01:10:59.239 --> 01:11:04.189
like to be arrested. Mrs. Clark's birthday, the

01:11:04.189 --> 01:11:07.270
care home team got in touch with local metropolitan

01:11:07.270 --> 01:11:11.189
police officers who volunteered to take part

01:11:11.189 --> 01:11:15.069
in the surprise. On the morning of her birthday,

01:11:15.170 --> 01:11:18.010
officers from Wood Green Police Station arrived

01:11:18.010 --> 01:11:21.229
at Elizabeth Lodge and they set up handcuffs

01:11:21.229 --> 01:11:26.750
and they spooked a restaurant. Mrs. Clark gleefully

01:11:26.750 --> 01:11:29.590
put her hands together and smiled to the camera.

01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:34.100
A D .C. Benjamin Flint arrest letter. She was

01:11:34.100 --> 01:11:37.539
charged on the grounds of consistent speeding

01:11:37.539 --> 01:11:42.180
in her wheelchair. I have been too good for too

01:11:42.180 --> 01:11:45.020
long. I think it was definitely on my bucket

01:11:45.020 --> 01:11:49.600
list to be arrested by an anthem policeman. My

01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:53.680
bucket list, my list is complete. I loved it.

01:11:53.979 --> 01:12:01.399
Oh, that is such a great story. That is. Man,

01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:03.579
you're doing some uplifting stuff tonight, Rob.

01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:10.739
I kind of needed it personally, so yeah. Very

01:12:10.739 --> 01:12:15.659
cool. Is that it? Yeah, that was it on that.

01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:19.859
Okay, I got one. Employee compared to Darth Vader

01:12:19.859 --> 01:12:25.560
at work wins $40 ,000 in compensation. Yeah,

01:12:25.659 --> 01:12:27.819
they could call me Darth Vader all day long if

01:12:27.819 --> 01:12:33.289
they wanted to give me $40 ,000, right? She kicked

01:12:33.289 --> 01:12:38.310
the Darth haters to the curb. A grieved UK worker,

01:12:38.510 --> 01:12:43.470
Lorna Roque, was awarded almost $40 ,000 in compensation

01:12:43.470 --> 01:12:46.909
after being compared to Darth Vader, an analogy

01:12:46.909 --> 01:12:52.270
that litigators deemed upsetting. Darth Vader,

01:12:52.369 --> 01:12:54.590
I bet she wasn't upset after she got that check

01:12:54.590 --> 01:12:59.470
cut. Darth Vader is a legendary... Yeah, Darth

01:12:59.470 --> 01:13:02.170
Vader is a legendary villain of the Star Wars

01:13:02.170 --> 01:13:05.109
series, as we all know, and being aligned with

01:13:05.109 --> 01:13:09.029
his personality is insulting. Employment Judge

01:13:09.029 --> 01:13:12.750
Katherine Ramson declared during the Employment

01:13:12.750 --> 01:13:18.350
Tribunal, which took place in London, the Guardian

01:13:18.350 --> 01:13:21.949
reported, litigators deemed it harmful to be

01:13:21.949 --> 01:13:24.609
compared to the half -machine, half -human Star

01:13:24.609 --> 01:13:29.989
Wars baddie, was known in the film for force

01:13:29.989 --> 01:13:32.909
-choking underlings who failed to carry out his

01:13:32.909 --> 01:13:35.010
orders. Well, they deserved it. They didn't carry

01:13:35.010 --> 01:13:39.550
out his orders, right, Rob? Right. Yeah. So that's

01:13:39.550 --> 01:13:42.609
what you get. You do what Doris says, or he will

01:13:42.609 --> 01:13:46.090
move his hands and not touch you, but it will

01:13:46.090 --> 01:13:49.770
choke you. That's how good he is. The Office

01:13:49.770 --> 01:13:54.239
Space Opera broke out in 2021 after... Rourke,

01:13:54.380 --> 01:13:56.939
who worked for the National Health Service's

01:13:56.939 --> 01:14:00.079
blood and transplant sector and a training and

01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:03.180
practice supervisor, was asked to take a Star

01:14:03.180 --> 01:14:07.060
Wars -themed psychological test as a team -building

01:14:07.060 --> 01:14:09.800
exercise, while depicted in the films described

01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:12.800
in the quiz as a very focused individual who

01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:17.140
could accelerate team synergy. Now, I changed

01:14:17.140 --> 01:14:21.029
my mind, Rob. They had a team -building exercise

01:14:21.029 --> 01:14:23.670
and a Star Wars theme. They deserve to get sued.

01:14:23.770 --> 01:14:28.729
What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. You do that, you

01:14:28.729 --> 01:14:31.090
get what's coming to you. Don't ever do that.

01:14:31.729 --> 01:14:34.550
Don't ever do a team -building exercise and have

01:14:34.550 --> 01:14:39.369
it Star Wars -themed. That's idiotic. So, I could

01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:42.229
go on, but I'm not going to. I think everyone

01:14:42.229 --> 01:14:45.489
gets what I'm saying here, and we can move to

01:14:45.489 --> 01:14:52.460
you. Since Memorial Day is coming up and a lot

01:14:52.460 --> 01:14:54.619
of people are coming to play, I need to get this

01:14:54.619 --> 01:14:59.760
out there now so people will know. Okay. If you're

01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:02.260
planning to hit one of the traditional Lake Area

01:15:02.260 --> 01:15:06.079
venues, take in Memorial Day weekend fireworks,

01:15:06.619 --> 01:15:09.939
then you'll need to plan on going somewhere other

01:15:09.939 --> 01:15:13.399
than Lodge of the Four Seasons and Margaritaville.

01:15:14.939 --> 01:15:19.619
Okay. Both the Lodge and Margaritaville confirmed

01:15:19.619 --> 01:15:23.359
that the Memorial Day fireworks will not happen

01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:27.260
this year. Wow. Which indicate the longtime displays,

01:15:27.779 --> 01:15:31.500
which have been funded over the years out of

01:15:31.500 --> 01:15:35.239
at least some of the revenue generated by the

01:15:35.239 --> 01:15:39.539
lodging tax, were pulled off the calendar after

01:15:39.539 --> 01:15:44.039
lodging tax was declared unconstitutional by

01:15:44.039 --> 01:15:49.270
the Missouri Supreme Court. So what they were

01:15:49.270 --> 01:15:52.069
doing is they were using part of that lodging

01:15:52.069 --> 01:15:56.109
tax to pay for that Memorial Day fireworks. Personally,

01:15:56.149 --> 01:15:59.430
I love that the lodging tax was removed. Which,

01:15:59.489 --> 01:16:02.189
yeah, I mean, that's what that lodging tax was

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:07.310
for, for celebrations like that, instead of taking

01:16:07.310 --> 01:16:12.369
it out of the lodger's pocket. Okay, the lodging

01:16:12.369 --> 01:16:14.789
tax always pissed me off because of this right

01:16:14.789 --> 01:16:18.039
here. You get on there, whether it's PricelineBooking

01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:22.539
.com or their homepage, whatever. You get on

01:16:22.539 --> 01:16:24.859
there, and it would say, okay, $140 a night.

01:16:24.960 --> 01:16:28.279
That's not bad. And then you get tax, and then

01:16:28.279 --> 01:16:31.579
you get a lodging tax. The lodging tax is usually

01:16:31.579 --> 01:16:35.560
at least $25, $30. So by the time it was said

01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:38.800
and done, this $130 room was $170. And you're

01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:41.439
like, what? There couldn't be that much tax.

01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:44.760
And then they also add on cleaning fees now,

01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:47.720
which pisses me off. Cleaning fees used to be

01:16:47.720 --> 01:16:49.819
added into it. It's like, all right, you guys

01:16:49.819 --> 01:16:52.699
have a cleaner hired, and that's added into it.

01:16:53.140 --> 01:16:55.819
We got a bunch of bullshittery that these guys

01:16:55.819 --> 01:16:58.560
do anymore, and the lodging tax is one of them.

01:16:58.659 --> 01:17:01.579
But I do know this. I'm not stupid. They're just

01:17:01.579 --> 01:17:04.619
going to find a way to get that price in there

01:17:04.619 --> 01:17:07.000
somehow, and it's not going to be a lodging tax.

01:17:07.159 --> 01:17:08.859
It's just going to be a higher price when you

01:17:08.859 --> 01:17:13.079
buy it. It's also misleading to whenever they

01:17:13.079 --> 01:17:17.079
have lodging taxes and cleaning fees and all

01:17:17.079 --> 01:17:19.560
that, because you get ready to book this thing.

01:17:19.560 --> 01:17:21.539
You think it's 120 a night. You're like, OK,

01:17:21.659 --> 01:17:23.899
that's not a bad price. Then when you get done,

01:17:23.979 --> 01:17:27.399
it's 180. That's bullshit because you just wasted

01:17:27.399 --> 01:17:30.079
all this time trying to book something. And then

01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:31.560
all of a sudden you look at it and go, wait a

01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:35.810
minute. How come it's this high? It's a complete

01:17:35.810 --> 01:17:38.869
waste of time because once I see it's that high,

01:17:39.029 --> 01:17:42.130
I cancel it. I'm like, no. They lied to me, whether

01:17:42.130 --> 01:17:43.850
I wanted to be there or not. If they lie to me

01:17:43.850 --> 01:17:46.350
like that, I'm never doing business with them.

01:17:48.310 --> 01:17:55.409
It's just, to me, it's outright lying. Yeah.

01:17:59.750 --> 01:18:03.520
Anyhow, so the lodging tax... Was all of that

01:18:03.520 --> 01:18:08.680
used for celebrations or just part of it? Well,

01:18:08.699 --> 01:18:13.800
it was part of it. You know, they used it just

01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:17.920
like the Raja Four Seasons at Margaritaville.

01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:21.899
Uh -huh. Tantara used to do the same thing. Mm

01:18:21.899 --> 01:18:25.500
-hmm. Memorial Day, Labor Day, every Fourth of

01:18:25.500 --> 01:18:28.739
July, they would put off big fireworks displays.

01:18:29.279 --> 01:18:33.020
Yeah. You know, you... Pull up on your boat on

01:18:33.020 --> 01:18:36.079
the lake, sit and watch it, whatever, you know.

01:18:37.239 --> 01:18:40.920
And it's always a big thing down here. It's like

01:18:40.920 --> 01:18:43.659
celebration down here at Fireworks. All of the

01:18:43.659 --> 01:18:48.500
lakes. All of the lakes. Stockton, Taneycomo,

01:18:48.859 --> 01:18:51.920
Truman. Well, Truman's a reservoir. Target Air

01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:57.180
has one. Yes. Table Rock has a few. Beaver Lake

01:18:57.180 --> 01:19:01.899
has a big one. Yeah. They all have fireworks

01:19:01.899 --> 01:19:07.000
displays, and these are all from these resorts

01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:10.579
that are down there on the lake. And it's traditional,

01:19:10.640 --> 01:19:13.779
like you said, all these lakes, people get in

01:19:13.779 --> 01:19:15.659
there, they find their best spot that they can,

01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:17.380
they know where the fireworks are going off,

01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:19.439
and they anchor there, and they sit there, and

01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:22.100
they watch the fireworks. I've done it many times.

01:19:22.239 --> 01:19:26.479
It's a lot of fun. Or you can go by car, pull

01:19:26.479 --> 01:19:30.250
up, set your lawn chairs and walk. True. Yep.

01:19:30.649 --> 01:19:34.229
Yeah, that was fun, too. Is Camdenton having

01:19:34.229 --> 01:19:36.529
any fireworks at all around it, or do you know?

01:19:39.069 --> 01:19:47.510
Let's see. What's the name of that place? Oh,

01:19:47.810 --> 01:19:52.529
I can't think of it right now. And usually, 4th

01:19:52.529 --> 01:19:57.029
of July, there's fireworks everywhere. Oh, yeah.

01:19:57.369 --> 01:20:02.130
All the lakes, and even the lakes up here. Longview

01:20:02.130 --> 01:20:06.529
has one. Giacomo has one. Smithville has one.

01:20:06.789 --> 01:20:12.710
So, that's okay, you know. I can't think of the

01:20:12.710 --> 01:20:16.130
name of this one, right? Actually, it's on the

01:20:16.130 --> 01:20:21.630
nine wall. Okay, the beautiful. Oh, shit, I can't

01:20:21.630 --> 01:20:31.109
think of it. The beautiful. Oh, okay. Hmm, okay.

01:20:35.350 --> 01:20:54.970
That's pretty cool. Okay, alright. That's cool.

01:20:55.630 --> 01:20:57.989
All right, Rob, do you want to keep going or

01:20:57.989 --> 01:21:01.569
do you want to end this? I've got to do one more.

01:21:01.810 --> 01:21:09.529
All right. Let's see here. Okay. There's a guy

01:21:09.529 --> 01:21:13.689
that didn't sit down for five days. Why, you

01:21:13.689 --> 01:21:20.239
might ask? Well, here we go. Researchers recommend

01:21:20.239 --> 01:21:22.880
standing for at least two to four hours during

01:21:22.880 --> 01:21:25.199
the workday to reduce the health risks associated

01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:28.560
with prolonged sitting. YouTuber, of course,

01:21:28.659 --> 01:21:33.039
Lucas Ball, who goes by Pygmy, took that advice

01:21:33.039 --> 01:21:36.760
to the extreme and decided not to sit for a week.

01:21:37.539 --> 01:21:41.180
The rules of the experiment were clear. Ball

01:21:41.180 --> 01:21:44.039
would lie down for exactly eight hours at night,

01:21:44.100 --> 01:21:46.560
but he had to be upright the rest of the time.

01:21:46.970 --> 01:21:49.130
That means in the bathroom he squatted over the

01:21:49.130 --> 01:21:53.029
toilet and in the car he didn't let his bottom

01:21:53.029 --> 01:21:56.590
touch the back seat. Prolonged sitting and lack

01:21:56.590 --> 01:21:59.210
of physical activity have been correlated with

01:21:59.210 --> 01:22:02.529
obesity and a cluster of obesity -related conditions,

01:22:02.850 --> 01:22:07.210
Ball 34 said while kicking off his feet two years

01:22:07.210 --> 01:22:10.369
ago. Sitting for such prolonged amounts of time

01:22:10.369 --> 01:22:12.970
can result in back pain, spinal dysfunction,

01:22:13.640 --> 01:22:16.460
joint degeneration, poor posture in the upper

01:22:16.460 --> 01:22:19.699
back, neck and shoulders, as well as vascular

01:22:19.699 --> 01:22:23.140
problems in the legs. Though he appreciated that

01:22:23.140 --> 01:22:26.539
he could do the challenge alone and without pricey

01:22:26.539 --> 01:22:29.100
equipment, he did purchase a bamboo standing

01:22:29.100 --> 01:22:32.520
desk to ease the transition. That turned out

01:22:32.520 --> 01:22:35.060
to be a good move. Ball found he was more productive

01:22:35.060 --> 01:22:38.000
standing to work. He didn't have time to take

01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:41.729
a breather and then get distracted. So he did

01:22:41.729 --> 01:22:45.109
all this as a YouTube stunt, and he got a lot

01:22:45.109 --> 01:22:47.750
of hits, and he got paid for it, you know. So,

01:22:47.750 --> 01:22:51.069
I mean, he did what he set out to do. Outside

01:22:51.069 --> 01:22:53.369
of the workday, he tried to stay moving to distract

01:22:53.369 --> 01:22:55.789
himself from the fatigue that crept into his

01:22:55.789 --> 01:22:58.789
legs and feet. He watched TV and ate dinner standing

01:22:58.789 --> 01:23:01.789
up. He also ran errands by walking instead of

01:23:01.789 --> 01:23:03.949
driving and tried to work out without sitting.

01:23:04.289 --> 01:23:08.630
Day three is when things took a turn. It really

01:23:08.630 --> 01:23:11.399
hit me in the lower legs and feet. I felt very

01:23:11.399 --> 01:23:14.159
sore and tired, and I felt like my posture while

01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:16.340
standing was starting to slack, Ball shared.

01:23:16.619 --> 01:23:19.100
On top of this, I was also extremely hungry.

01:23:19.279 --> 01:23:21.779
Maybe I was hungry from burning extra calories,

01:23:21.880 --> 01:23:24.579
but one thing I noticed is that when I was eating,

01:23:24.779 --> 01:23:27.479
it took my mind off of standing up, he added.

01:23:27.680 --> 01:23:30.319
And particularly for this reason, I constantly

01:23:30.319 --> 01:23:33.399
ate throughout the entire day. He couldn't wait

01:23:33.399 --> 01:23:36.119
to lie down for his allotted eight hours. Eventually,

01:23:36.140 --> 01:23:38.680
his sleep worsened because his legs felt so uncomfortable.

01:23:39.100 --> 01:23:41.500
He spent hours tossing and turning while trying

01:23:41.500 --> 01:23:44.300
to stretch them. Ball cut the challenge short

01:23:44.300 --> 01:23:46.520
on day five and took stock of where he stood.

01:23:46.720 --> 01:23:49.140
He noticed that he was slouching, his upper back

01:23:49.140 --> 01:23:54.300
was rounded, and his butt popped more. It looks

01:23:54.300 --> 01:23:56.560
like I'm starting to really form this slouched

01:23:56.560 --> 01:23:58.880
over position, especially in the upper back.

01:23:59.350 --> 01:24:01.750
So he cut all of this short, but he still did

01:24:01.750 --> 01:24:06.189
five days. And the whole thing is, I know what

01:24:06.189 --> 01:24:08.409
he's talking about, like, you know, the legs

01:24:08.409 --> 01:24:11.050
keep moving and you feel like they're clotting

01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:14.449
up and you get this tingly, it's kind of like

01:24:14.449 --> 01:24:16.630
anxiety legs. And I think you have too, Rob.

01:24:16.770 --> 01:24:19.270
You ever work like, I've done this before. I've

01:24:19.270 --> 01:24:22.590
worked 15 hours in a row at my old job. Actually,

01:24:22.710 --> 01:24:26.960
16 one time. When I got back to the hotel, I

01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:29.300
couldn't stop moving my legs, even when I was

01:24:29.300 --> 01:24:34.979
in bed. It's like something about your leg fatiguing.

01:24:35.319 --> 01:24:38.140
It makes you move them. You can't really make

01:24:38.140 --> 01:24:43.119
them stop. It took me a lot of the night to get

01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:45.939
to sleep and have them quit moving. It was crazy.

01:24:46.319 --> 01:24:51.000
They were tingly. They were jittery. Do you know

01:24:51.000 --> 01:24:54.199
what I mean? Has that happened to you? Well,

01:24:54.359 --> 01:24:58.760
yes. To me, it's more like they're falling asleep.

01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:04.819
My legs, they fall asleep. I mean, I have poor

01:25:04.819 --> 01:25:09.039
circulation, too. Okay. Well, mine was this.

01:25:09.119 --> 01:25:11.720
When I sit down at night, yeah, my legs fall

01:25:11.720 --> 01:25:15.119
asleep. I go to get up, and then they fall to

01:25:15.119 --> 01:25:18.119
the floor because I can't support myself. Okay.

01:25:18.739 --> 01:25:21.880
I think we do something. You're different than

01:25:21.880 --> 01:25:25.250
me because if I'm up that long. but they will

01:25:25.250 --> 01:25:29.010
sit there and like shake okay yeah now you're

01:25:29.010 --> 01:25:30.750
getting where okay you're getting to what i am

01:25:30.750 --> 01:25:34.489
it's just it's like the blood circulation's cut

01:25:34.489 --> 01:25:36.510
off and also do you have this thing where they

01:25:36.510 --> 01:25:39.229
kick it your feet would kick out just for no

01:25:39.229 --> 01:25:42.590
reason you didn't control it it would just kick

01:25:42.590 --> 01:25:48.010
out every now and then okay yeah okay um I don't

01:25:48.010 --> 01:25:49.569
know what that's about, but I know what this

01:25:49.569 --> 01:25:51.590
guy is talking about. I've never bothered to

01:25:51.590 --> 01:25:54.310
look it up. But it only happens to me like if

01:25:54.310 --> 01:25:58.130
I'm on my feet an excessive amount of time, you

01:25:58.130 --> 01:26:00.529
know, more than eight hours, more than 10 hours.

01:26:00.710 --> 01:26:03.329
You get more on to like the 12 and 13 hours.

01:26:03.869 --> 01:26:06.949
And it does that. My feet will kick out on their

01:26:06.949 --> 01:26:08.909
own when I'm laying down. You know, it'll be

01:26:08.909 --> 01:26:11.229
like I'm kicking something, but I didn't try

01:26:11.229 --> 01:26:15.789
to. And jittery, like you said. I consider it

01:26:15.789 --> 01:26:19.539
like a muscle spasm. That's probably what it

01:26:19.539 --> 01:26:24.060
is, Rob, actually. But it's not a lot of fun.

01:26:24.199 --> 01:26:26.579
So I imagine this guy, he had a lot of rehab

01:26:26.579 --> 01:26:29.939
after he did that. He still rehabbed a little

01:26:29.939 --> 01:26:32.460
bit, and this is a couple years ago. So it really

01:26:32.460 --> 01:26:37.920
screwed him up. And I can believe it. So that's

01:26:37.920 --> 01:26:39.659
pretty much the end of that story. I could go

01:26:39.659 --> 01:26:42.079
on, but I think we pretty much covered everything

01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:45.340
that I wanted to on it. So, Rob, do you want

01:26:45.340 --> 01:26:49.649
to keep going? Yeah, I got one final one here.

01:26:49.829 --> 01:26:56.550
Okay. On Friday, May 9th, 2025, heavy metal icon

01:26:56.550 --> 01:27:00.069
Lemmy Tillmister was immortalized in his hometown

01:27:00.069 --> 01:27:05.869
of Mercer, Stoke -on -Trent, England. Yay. A

01:27:05.869 --> 01:27:08.750
stunning new statue unveiled during the Lemmy

01:27:08.750 --> 01:27:15.189
Forever Ceremony. Good. The emotional and celebrant...

01:27:15.390 --> 01:27:19.369
celebratory event saw Motorhead guitarist Phil

01:27:19.369 --> 01:27:23.069
Campbell personally place Lenny's ashes inside

01:27:23.069 --> 01:27:27.229
the monument. Created by faith sculptor and lifelong

01:27:27.229 --> 01:27:31.729
Motorhead fan Andy Edwards, the moment served

01:27:31.729 --> 01:27:34.729
as a powerful tribute to the legendary Trump

01:27:34.729 --> 01:27:39.689
fan nearly a decade after his death. Fans began

01:27:39.689 --> 01:27:43.569
gathering in Ursuline Town Center around 4 p

01:27:43.569 --> 01:27:46.750
.m. and were encouraged to make a day of it,

01:27:46.890 --> 01:27:51.590
enjoying free victories at local pubs like the

01:27:51.590 --> 01:27:55.649
Old Post Office Bar and Ale House, along with

01:27:55.649 --> 01:27:59.449
big offerings such as a Motorhead Roast of the

01:27:59.449 --> 01:28:05.850
Day at the Marketplace Cafe. The statues unveiling

01:28:05.850 --> 01:28:08.569
was part of a full -scale community celebration.

01:28:27.779 --> 01:28:34.960
Awesome. Yes, he does. Very cool, Rob. Very cool.

01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:38.399
Thank you. That was a great story. All right.

01:28:39.840 --> 01:28:43.239
All right. I guess we're going to wrap this up.

01:28:44.000 --> 01:28:47.199
So, everybody, thank you for listening. Have

01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:50.800
a good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.

01:28:52.899 --> 01:28:56.380
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark

01:28:56.380 --> 01:28:59.460
has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:28:59.460 --> 01:29:03.100
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:29:03.100 --> 01:29:04.039
your ear holes soon.