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The Sports Bastards. The only sports show with

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gusto. That's right. I said gusto. Just like

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Schlitz beer. Google it. Well, since the sports

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show can't be called two douchebags with a microphone,

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maybe we could just call them the Sports Bastards.

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Your mom is so ugly. Her portraits have hanged

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themselves. I have to readjust the gain here.

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I was dinking with it. I think it'll be alright.

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We'll just go along and I'll adjust the level

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as we go. I'll blow out some people's ears along

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the way. You know what I just realized? What's

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that? I didn't bring all my papers with me. I'll

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have the music keep stuff. Well, you know what?

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I'll try to just... I'll figure it out. We'll

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add lip. We'll make it work. Alright, we're doing

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sports barstids first? Yes. Alrighty. We'll leave

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the condom on the microphone there because we've

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got a little bit of wind. A little bit of wind.

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Yeah. So, let me turn up our headphones, Ted.

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I'm recording all this so you can clip it out

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if you want to later. I don't care. Okay, that's

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cool. No big deal. You know what? I mean, I'll

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probably just leave it in because that's what

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we do. It's just kind of au naturel. Yeah, yep.

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So, we're not wearing makeup today. Yes. I took

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out the piercings that don't show. Yes. Now there's

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just a hole there. Yes. So, let's see here. We

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have a lot of scheduling that's out. Yeah, we

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do. The whole schedule comes out tonight. Yeah,

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yeah. But these are the highlights. They do like

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they always do. The NFL gives you a little teaser

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of the highlights, like the international games.

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You can move the mic more towards you because

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I'm louder. Oh, okay. That's probably a good

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thing. Yeah. But yeah, the international games

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are always good to find out where that's going

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to be. And then they tell you who your opponents

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are going to be. Then they tell you your home

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and away opponents. And then they actually give

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you the weekends and the dates so you can start

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planning your out -of -town trips to see your

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team. Yeah. Okay, the Chargers will begin the

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2025 International Games during week one in Sao

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Paulo, Brazil at the Corinthians Arena. The opponent

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for this game will be announced on May 14th,

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but we already know it's the Chiefs. Oh, I didn't

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know that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I had seen that.

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It said opponent to be determined, time to be

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determined, date to be determined, etc., etc.,

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but it's on YouTube for free. Yes. Yeah, so all

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you've got to do is, you know, I mean, you'll

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need a smart TV, of course. Yeah. If you've got

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a smart TV, download YouTube and get it on there.

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Yeah. YouTube is starting to get into the business

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of football because they're really getting into

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the business of television. Yeah, yeah. And they're

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going to have to put the – either they have or

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they're going to put the money into their infrastructure

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so they don't have games crapping out like –

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Was it last year YouTube had trouble and so did

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Amazon Prime? Yeah. With the games they were

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carrying, there was a lot of stuttering and glitches.

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So that's not going to fly with a lot of people.

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No. And as far as charging, I don't think Netflix

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is charging this year either. As long as you

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have Netflix, yeah. Well, yeah, if you have Netflix,

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you've got to have it. At least YouTube is free

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from the get -go. Free to download, free to watch.

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You've just got to put up with the ads and the

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interruptions. But like Netflix, Amazon Prime

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Video, Hulu, those are ones you start with a

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monthly fee. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, that pigeon was

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dive -bombing. Got strafed there. Whoa. Oh, another

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one. Here comes his wingman. Or, I'm sorry, wing

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person. Wing person, yeah. Bad. Toxic male talk

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right there. Yeah, I'm misgendered and a bird.

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Okay. Let's see. I'm just going to go through

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these here. All right. The Black Friday game,

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a Saturday doubleheader, a Christmas Day showcase,

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and an international game slate unveiling. Wednesday

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will reveal the remainder of the 272 regular

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season games with the official release set for

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8 p .m. Eastern time on Wednesday. And that's

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today, but it's not released yet. It's in the

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morning here. All right, and the official release

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is going to come at 8 p .m., 7 p .m. our time

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tonight. That's when all of it comes out. Like

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usual, you hear a lot of leaks and stuff coming

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out. They do that on purpose. Okay, so here are

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the latest rumors, leaks, and updates about the

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NFL 2025 schedule. Okay, NFL schedule leaks.

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Falcons and Bucs are to meet in week one. Nice.

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The source is Zach Klein at WSB. I guess that's

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a radio station. No, it might be a TV station.

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Yeah. Washington State Broadcasting. There you

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go. Just made that up. Okay, sounds great. We'll

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go with that until we get corrected. Yeah. And

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believe me, someone will if they know better.

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Yes. All right. The Atlanta Falcons will host

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the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on their Cesar opening,

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according to Sports Director Zach Klein of Atlanta's

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ABC affiliate, WSB -TV. I like how they're putting

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division rivals in opening week. I like that.

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Especially since you can't do much in preseason.

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It really puts a lot on the line. It does. And

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also another thing that has a lot of beauty about

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it is one team is automatically in the hole and

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one team is automatically in first place. Yes.

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That's a smart move. Division standings matter

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from the very first week. Yes, I love that. That's

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smart. That's smart business right there. Yeah,

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that is. All right, the next one here. We're

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going to have to run a low -pass filter on our

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high -pass filter to get all these low rumbles

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out of this. Seems like everybody with bass frequencies

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is stopping by to rumble our microphone. At least

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that one earlier is no longer here. Yeah. Oh,

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my gosh. All right. The Giants, they said they're

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having a pretty bad opening stretch here. We're

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sensing a theme developing in week one on the

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heels of the interdivision Eagles -Cowboys battle

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of the season opener Thursday night. That'll

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be fun. Yes. Green Bay Packers will host Detroit

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Lions on Sunday, September 7th, the opening week.

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So we have Thursday night's game, which is going

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to be the Eagles and Cowboys. Yeah, I'll actually

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watch that. I will too. I usually don't watch

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Cowboy games, but I'm going to watch that. Yeah,

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the Chiefs are going to be playing the Cowboys

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on Thanksgiving Day at AT &T Stadium, so that

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ought to be good. I always like Chiefs and Cowboys

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because we both started out as Dallas teams.

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As Dallas teams. Yeah. And it's funny, I guess

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they're still there, but there used to be at

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the old stadium, Irving, Texas, I forgot the

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name of it, Cowboys Stadium or whatever. I don't

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remember either. There used to be people with

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Chiefs uniforms on because they were Texans fans

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and they moved. Yeah. All right, let's see here

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what's next. The Packers in Detroit, like I said,

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September 7th. So right there, you're going to

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have a really good matchup. Yeah. If the Packers

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want to pound their chest and say we're there,

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they need to come out open and win. True, true.

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And if Detroit says we don't care, we're the

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number one, we had a little hiccup last year.

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and the year before but this is a year we're

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going to go all the way then they're going to

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have to come out and you know put a foot on somebody's

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got to make a big statement in that game and

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that's going to be week one so uh washington

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commanders in week one the dallas cowboys uh

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in week two and this is a giant schedule uh a

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home opener against the kansas city chiefs in

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week three and a class for the Los Angeles Chargers

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in week four. That's not so easy. No, the Giants

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are looking at another great draft pick, I'm

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saying. Yeah, unfortunately. Sorry, Giants fan.

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You know what, I don't think they're expecting

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much anyhow. And really, shouldn't they be rebuilding

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and retooling and changing things? I spoke with

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a few Giants fans. There's a lot of New Yorkers

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on the boat. Yeah. And they all feel like they

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are so far away that they're not even keeping

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track. Yeah, I remember being there with the

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Chiefs. Yeah, I do too. They don't really have

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any hope in the team doing much better than 500

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at best. Yeah. And that's all they're looking

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at. There were some years back there in the late

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70s, early 80s, where the Chiefs were so bad,

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I would actively root against them. making the

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playoffs because I thought playoffs? They don't

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deserve it. They're going to get eliminated in

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the first round. They have no chance. And I don't

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want them feeling that good about themselves.

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Hey, we made it to the postseason. No, you're

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not good enough. I want you to go into the postseason

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thinking we need to get a shit ton better. I

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remember the Chiefs used to do that too. They

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backed their way into the postseason and really

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thought that was something. And then the front

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office would think, okay, we're on the right

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track. Let's not change anything. And I would

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get so frustrated. It's like, you're damn right

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you didn't. You didn't change anything at all,

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and that's a problem. Yeah. Anyway, sidetracked.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got sidetracked. We

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always do that, don't we? It's fun. All right.

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NFL International Games announced. The league

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announced seven international games across five

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countries in 2025. Games will be played across

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Europe. in Dublin, Ireland, London, United Kingdom,

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Berlin, Germany, and Madrid, Spain. So they are

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going all over the place on here. I still think

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they're missing the boat and not putting a lot

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of games in Mexico City. I think you're right,

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too. They did that with the Chiefs one time.

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One time, yeah. That was it. I guess that scared

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the NFL enough. Something must have happened

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security -wise that they weren't happy about,

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and they just decided not to go back. But I still

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think that's an enormous untapped market. It

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is. I agree. Okay, so the... I've got a list

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of the international games we like to go through.

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The Eagles and Packers face off in Week 10 on

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a Monday Night Football clash. Let's see. Anyhow,

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my notes here somehow got jumbled up pretty bad.

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You have some of this, don't you? Yeah, yeah.

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For the international games, you mentioned the

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Chargers against the presumably Chiefs. Uh -huh.

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For the rest of the games, all of them are going

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to be at 9 .30 a .m. Eastern and on the NFL Network

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and NFL Plus. Okay. So in week four, September

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28th, we have Minnesota versus Pittsburgh at

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Croke Park in Dublin, Ireland. And then Minnesota

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hangs out for a week. And they play again there?

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And play again. They play versus Cleveland, only

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they move to Tottenham's. Hotspur Stadium in

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London, UK in week five. So they go to Ireland

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to London, UK. First they play Pittsburgh, then

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Cleveland. So apparently the NFC North is playing

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the AFC North this year. Okay. Next game on week

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six. So we got four, five, six. October 12th.

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No. Yeah, October 12th. It's Denver versus the

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Jets, also at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in UK,

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London, UK. Very next week, the Los Angeles Rams

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versus Jacksonville at Wembley Stadium, London,

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UK. That's October 19th. I find it interesting

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that they're still promoting Jacksonville so

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much. Yeah. It's a terrible football market.

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They were there twice last year, wasn't there?

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Yeah. It's a terrible football market, and they're

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a terrible team. I don't get the rah -rah, but

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anyhow. Yeah. They do seem to be taking a fair

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number of East Coast teams, which lessens the

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jet lag by a little bit. Uh -huh. But then in

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Week 7, okay, we got Week 7. And then they skip

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to Week 10, Atlanta versus Indianapolis in Olympic

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Stadium, Berlin, Germany, November 9th. And then

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the final. International game is Washington versus

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Miami in Santiago Bernabeu Stadium, Madrid, Spain,

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week 11, November 16th. Oh, okay. So some interesting

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matchups. Yeah. And the article that I was looking

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at was making a big deal about how Minnesota

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was getting a twofer. And I thought, well, so

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did Jacksonville last year. They didn't say a

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thing about that. But this year, it's a big deal.

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It's being promoted as special. Okay. Interesting.

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And Minnesota's one of those teams that I could

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see going either way this year. Let's move this

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over for a windbreak. Yeah, they could definitely

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take a step back and nobody would be surprised.

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Yeah. I think that they overachieved last year,

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which is going to make them look worse this year.

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Yeah. So we'll see what happens. So I have...

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Some NFL rules that are odd, unusual, or sometimes

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difficult to understand, but they're still in

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the books. Okay, sounds good. And I've got the

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perspective list for Offensive Rookie of the

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Year and Defensive Rookie of the Year from ESPN.

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Okay. And I have each NFL team's biggest current

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need, their most improved area, and where they

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stand in the power rankings as of the end of

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pre -agency. Okay. So which one would you like?

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Power rankings and free agency. All right. Power

00:15:35.460 --> 00:15:40.580
rankings. Oh, right at the top it says Derek

00:15:40.580 --> 00:15:43.039
Carr retires at age 34. Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:49.220
Who was surprised by that? Nobody. Nobody. All

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right, here we go. Starting off with Buffalo.

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This is according to ESPN. Their most improved

00:15:57.779 --> 00:16:04.110
area. is the D -line. Their biggest need right

00:16:04.110 --> 00:16:07.809
now is outside wide receiver, I guess, as opposed

00:16:07.809 --> 00:16:12.649
to a slot receiver. I guess, okay. And as of

00:16:12.649 --> 00:16:14.950
post -free agency, they're ranked number four.

00:16:16.009 --> 00:16:18.509
So they did pretty good. We knew they needed

00:16:18.509 --> 00:16:22.809
receivers. Yeah, we did. Next up, we have Miami.

00:16:24.889 --> 00:16:27.389
Their biggest need right now is a slot receiver.

00:16:29.149 --> 00:16:32.230
And their most improved area is defensive tackle.

00:16:33.049 --> 00:16:38.809
And they're currently ranked 18th. Okay. I can

00:16:38.809 --> 00:16:41.429
kind of see that. Yeah, I do too. I guess they

00:16:41.429 --> 00:16:43.309
made some improvements to O -line because I would

00:16:43.309 --> 00:16:45.190
have thought they need to concern themselves

00:16:45.190 --> 00:16:47.629
there. That's what I thought too. Protecting

00:16:47.629 --> 00:16:51.350
the quarterback should be a high priority. But

00:16:51.350 --> 00:16:54.029
I guess they've already addressed that. I guess

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so. Okay. All right, next up, New England. Their

00:16:58.539 --> 00:17:02.500
biggest need is depth at corner. So they got

00:17:02.500 --> 00:17:07.019
two good starters, but that's it. Okay. Their

00:17:07.019 --> 00:17:09.519
most improved area, D -tackle, and their ranking

00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:12.000
is 24th. Okay. Is May still their quarterback?

00:17:12.380 --> 00:17:16.980
Yeah. Okay. Drake May, I think. Drake May, that's

00:17:16.980 --> 00:17:19.079
it. I keep trying to call him Derek May. I do

00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:22.680
too. Drake May, yeah. Okay, Drake May looked

00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:27.000
okay. Yeah. He looked teachable. He looked teachable,

00:17:27.059 --> 00:17:29.220
yeah. Yeah, he didn't look lost. He looked like

00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:33.440
he needed a little help. I can believe that.

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That sounds pretty much on par with probably

00:17:36.059 --> 00:17:38.539
what I was thinking. What about you? Yeah, I'd

00:17:38.539 --> 00:17:44.559
say so. They were having a lot of defensive issues

00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:48.220
last year, and they lost. Every team loses players

00:17:48.220 --> 00:17:52.059
during the offseason. There are a number of teams

00:17:52.059 --> 00:17:54.259
on this list that need depth at corner, so they're

00:17:54.259 --> 00:17:56.440
all going to be fighting each other. Yep. Yeah.

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Next up, we have the Jets. Their biggest need,

00:18:01.180 --> 00:18:07.599
quarterback. We knew that. Yeah. But on the plus

00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:10.220
side, their biggest improvement has been at O

00:18:10.220 --> 00:18:13.200
-line. So when they get the quarterback, chances

00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:16.519
are he's going to get hurt. Yeah. And currently

00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:20.250
they're ranked 27th. out of 32 is power ranking.

00:18:21.289 --> 00:18:26.589
That's about right. Baltimore, their biggest

00:18:26.589 --> 00:18:30.509
need is left guard. Left guard specifically.

00:18:31.069 --> 00:18:35.490
Left guard specifically. I thought they re -signed

00:18:35.490 --> 00:18:37.609
their left guard. Maybe they didn't. I don't

00:18:37.609 --> 00:18:40.450
think so. Was it Tunsell? Yeah, I think so. Didn't

00:18:40.450 --> 00:18:42.910
he go? Yeah, Tunsell went somewhere. Oh, okay.

00:18:43.329 --> 00:18:45.609
Okay, I thought, yeah. All right, well then,

00:18:45.670 --> 00:18:48.910
yeah. And their most improved area is their pass

00:18:48.910 --> 00:18:52.750
defense as a whole. Okay. Their power ranking

00:18:52.750 --> 00:18:55.789
is number five. So they're right up there still.

00:18:56.910 --> 00:18:59.549
Yeah. Get them a left guard and they're good

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to go. Okay, there we go. Yeah. Did they say

00:19:02.670 --> 00:19:04.789
anything about the draft? Did they address it

00:19:04.789 --> 00:19:08.039
in the draft possibly? I'd have to look up their

00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:12.660
draft. This is supposedly factoring in retirements,

00:19:12.660 --> 00:19:16.460
free agency, and draft. Okay. And then coming

00:19:16.460 --> 00:19:21.359
up with where they sit right now. Okay. Cincinnati,

00:19:22.140 --> 00:19:26.819
their biggest need is safety. No, their biggest

00:19:26.819 --> 00:19:30.140
need is safety. Most improved area is running

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back. And they're listed as number seven in the

00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:36.640
power rankings. That surprised me. That surprised

00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:39.299
me. They are up a little high, especially with

00:19:39.299 --> 00:19:42.099
their linebacker holding out and pissed off.

00:19:43.400 --> 00:19:45.319
Hendrickson. Hendrickson, yes. Yeah, he says,

00:19:45.380 --> 00:19:47.240
I'm not playing under this current deal. Yeah.

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That right there kind of takes them down because

00:19:52.940 --> 00:19:55.579
they don't know if he's going to play. If he

00:19:55.579 --> 00:19:59.079
doesn't play, that's a significant change. That's

00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:01.819
a big hole. Yeah. That's a very big hole. Yeah,

00:20:01.819 --> 00:20:06.609
so. I think ranking them number seven is a little

00:20:06.609 --> 00:20:09.150
high myself, too. Yeah, I would, too. Look at

00:20:09.150 --> 00:20:12.569
their performance last year. I mean, I know they

00:20:12.569 --> 00:20:16.650
finished strong, but it doesn't matter. Yeah,

00:20:16.730 --> 00:20:18.589
that was last year. Yeah, that was last year,

00:20:18.589 --> 00:20:22.289
yeah. So, but apparently they really think they've

00:20:22.289 --> 00:20:25.650
got it sealed up at running back. So, we'll see

00:20:25.650 --> 00:20:28.130
what their stable of running backs can do. I

00:20:28.130 --> 00:20:31.130
think it's high, but okay. Next up, Cleveland.

00:20:31.809 --> 00:20:34.910
Biggest need, wide receiver. Most improved area,

00:20:35.069 --> 00:20:41.549
running back. They're ranked number 30. I guess

00:20:41.549 --> 00:20:44.269
number 30 out of 32 teams sounds about right.

00:20:44.430 --> 00:20:46.769
Yeah. And their biggest need is a running back?

00:20:47.049 --> 00:20:49.430
No, the most improved area is running back. Oh,

00:20:49.430 --> 00:20:51.390
running back. Biggest need is wide receiver.

00:20:51.529 --> 00:20:54.450
Just across the board, they need receivers. What

00:20:54.450 --> 00:20:58.210
about quarterback? They got Shadur Sanders. I

00:20:58.210 --> 00:21:00.170
think they're counting on him to be all exciting.

00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:03.660
I think they realistically have to let him start

00:21:03.660 --> 00:21:05.880
his rookie season if he looks decent preseason.

00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.180
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I think the fans, the fan

00:21:08.180 --> 00:21:10.099
base, and everybody's just like, yeah, you've

00:21:10.099 --> 00:21:12.680
got to put this guy in. He's guaranteed ratings,

00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:16.059
and let's see what he can do. And imagine all

00:21:16.059 --> 00:21:18.400
the times they're going to get to cut up to the

00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:21.160
sideline or the press box and show Dad beaming

00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:24.359
proudly or throwing his hands up. I mean, it's

00:21:24.359 --> 00:21:27.420
amazingly great television. And what a good way

00:21:27.420 --> 00:21:30.180
to get kind of like back in the good graces of

00:21:30.180 --> 00:21:34.359
the Joe fan. Yeah, instead of Taylor Swift up

00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:37.859
there in the press box, it's primetime. So Joe

00:21:37.859 --> 00:21:40.700
Sixpack will be all on board with that. Yeah,

00:21:40.700 --> 00:21:43.799
and they need a switch -up. They need a switch

00:21:43.799 --> 00:21:46.059
-up from that. I mean, it was just getting stale.

00:21:46.359 --> 00:21:49.180
Of course, Deion's got his own head coaching

00:21:49.180 --> 00:21:51.420
job he's going to be doing on Saturdays, but

00:21:51.420 --> 00:21:54.380
on Sundays he'll probably be there watching his

00:21:54.380 --> 00:21:58.140
son play. yeah yep i would hope so and that would

00:21:58.140 --> 00:22:00.519
be like you said a great marketing tool absolutely

00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:05.380
neon dion out there neon junior neon junior thankfully

00:22:05.380 --> 00:22:08.680
no one is calling him that yet if i was him i

00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:11.599
would stay away from all cliche nicknames right

00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:15.200
now i would be all business yep yeah so yeah

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.799
it was pretty awful when patrick mohomes dubbed

00:22:17.799 --> 00:22:22.559
himself showtime oh i know cringe finally they

00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:26.180
kind of like Did away with that somehow. Yeah.

00:22:26.380 --> 00:22:29.000
But he doesn't need a nickname. No. He doesn't

00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:32.240
need one. No, he did not need one. All right.

00:22:32.819 --> 00:22:35.180
Pittsburgh Steelers. Their biggest need right

00:22:35.180 --> 00:22:37.500
now is quarterback. Yeah. Trying to figure that.

00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:40.480
This is as of Aaron Rodgers still not deciding

00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:42.500
what he's going to do. I still think that he's

00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:45.339
holding out to not have to go to all the mini

00:22:45.339 --> 00:22:47.779
camps. And the training. And the training and

00:22:47.779 --> 00:22:50.940
all that. I agree. I think it's just a show.

00:22:51.789 --> 00:22:54.210
People already think he's like a prima donna

00:22:54.210 --> 00:22:57.190
anyhow. Yeah. So, I mean, he's probably like,

00:22:57.269 --> 00:22:59.930
you know what, I don't want to go to any of these

00:22:59.930 --> 00:23:02.930
camps, but I don't want people to, you know,

00:23:02.970 --> 00:23:04.509
I want to kind of disguise it. I don't want to

00:23:04.509 --> 00:23:07.450
sign and hold out. I just want to pretend I haven't

00:23:07.450 --> 00:23:10.349
signed yet. Yeah. So I'm still mulling it over,

00:23:10.450 --> 00:23:12.809
you know, and I might very well go there or I

00:23:12.809 --> 00:23:16.430
might not. So I think later on you're going to

00:23:16.430 --> 00:23:18.890
see him come up and go, ah, okay, I guess I'll

00:23:18.890 --> 00:23:22.109
play one more year. Yeah. Like he's doing them

00:23:22.109 --> 00:23:26.630
a favor. Yeah, yes. That's just my opinion on

00:23:26.630 --> 00:23:30.849
it. Yeah. Pittsburgh's most improved area is

00:23:30.849 --> 00:23:34.170
the defensive line, and they're ranked 17 in

00:23:34.170 --> 00:23:37.109
the power rankings. Midway, that's not bad for

00:23:37.109 --> 00:23:39.289
needing a quarterback. No, it's not bad for needing

00:23:39.289 --> 00:23:40.950
a quarterback. And also, didn't they make the

00:23:40.950 --> 00:23:43.410
playoffs last year? Yes, I believe they did.

00:23:43.529 --> 00:23:47.470
Oh, the Chiefs. No, no, no. Was it Baltimore?

00:23:48.170 --> 00:23:50.049
Yeah, I think so. I think Baltimore played it.

00:23:50.250 --> 00:23:54.369
Yeah. So, I mean, I think 17 is probably true

00:23:54.369 --> 00:23:56.269
without a quarterback. If they get a quarterback,

00:23:56.529 --> 00:23:58.390
they'll probably raise quite a bit. Yeah, I would

00:23:58.390 --> 00:24:01.109
say. Yeah. All right, next up we have the Houston

00:24:01.109 --> 00:24:05.029
Texans. Their biggest need is guard, both sides,

00:24:05.210 --> 00:24:07.609
both guards. They need them. So they're going

00:24:07.609 --> 00:24:11.029
to be fighting with who else? Baltimore needs

00:24:11.029 --> 00:24:13.150
a left guard, so Texans are going to be fighting

00:24:13.150 --> 00:24:17.059
with them on the guards. On the guards. Houston's

00:24:17.059 --> 00:24:21.019
most improved area is the entire secondary. They

00:24:21.019 --> 00:24:23.819
listed it as a group, the whole secondary. Corners,

00:24:23.819 --> 00:24:26.180
safeties, everybody. That's their most improved

00:24:26.180 --> 00:24:28.579
area. That's kind of scary in a way. That is

00:24:28.579 --> 00:24:31.819
kind of scary. And they're ranked at 13 in the

00:24:31.819 --> 00:24:35.660
power rankings. So higher than Pittsburgh. I

00:24:35.660 --> 00:24:37.339
think they should be even higher than that. I

00:24:37.339 --> 00:24:39.099
think they should probably be ahead of Cincinnati.

00:24:40.140 --> 00:24:42.440
I would think so. They're ahead of Miami, which

00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:45.230
is right. Which is right. But, yeah, I think

00:24:45.230 --> 00:24:48.750
Houston could definitely do better than Cincinnati

00:24:48.750 --> 00:24:51.089
this season. Yeah, I mean, C .J. Stroud is learning

00:24:51.089 --> 00:24:54.130
more as he goes. He's not a bad quarterback.

00:24:54.470 --> 00:24:57.549
He looks like he has a lot of upside. And then

00:24:57.549 --> 00:25:00.049
you have a really good defense combined with

00:25:00.049 --> 00:25:04.569
a very well -balanced offense. Yeah. And we'll

00:25:04.569 --> 00:25:08.730
see what the relocation thing is, if that's a

00:25:08.730 --> 00:25:11.099
distraction in Cincinnati. Are they going to

00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:12.880
move to Chicago? Are they going to move to St.

00:25:12.940 --> 00:25:15.599
Louis? Are they getting a new stadium? The last

00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:18.400
thing I heard was that the stadium had made some

00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:20.559
concessions on some improvements and upgrades,

00:25:20.839 --> 00:25:22.779
but that still doesn't mean they're staying.

00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:25.960
No, that's true. But they're not talking about

00:25:25.960 --> 00:25:29.720
it anymore. Which is concerning. If I was a Natty

00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:31.779
fan and wanted to be Natty, then I would be very

00:25:31.779 --> 00:25:33.700
concerned about this because it's just kind of

00:25:33.700 --> 00:25:35.420
like they threw up their hair and said, whatever,

00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.779
and then they're going to. Yeah, I mean, here

00:25:37.779 --> 00:25:40.890
in Kansas City, we get. At least once a week

00:25:40.890 --> 00:25:43.230
there's some story about the Chiefs and the Royals.

00:25:43.230 --> 00:25:45.369
Will they play here? Will they play downtown?

00:25:45.529 --> 00:25:47.950
Will they cross the state line to Wyandotte County

00:25:47.950 --> 00:25:51.369
or Jackson County? Yeah. We still hear about

00:25:51.369 --> 00:25:53.750
it, but nationally I'm not hearing anything on

00:25:53.750 --> 00:25:56.289
Cincinnati anymore. Yeah, and also you hear about

00:25:56.289 --> 00:25:58.930
the push for the Missouri legislator to come

00:25:58.930 --> 00:26:01.849
up with money and all this and different financial

00:26:01.849 --> 00:26:04.890
plans to fund the stadiums. Yeah. Because they're

00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:07.710
going to Missouri now going, hey, St. Louis.

00:26:08.639 --> 00:26:11.480
doesn't have a football team. You know, we need

00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:13.480
one in Missouri. You want to keep us in Missouri.

00:26:13.660 --> 00:26:17.500
Yeah. So we'll see what happens with that. You

00:26:17.500 --> 00:26:19.339
don't want to be a state without a football team.

00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:21.480
You really don't. I mean, then you're in Iowa

00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:24.440
and Nebraska territory. Yeah, Oklahoma. Oklahoma,

00:26:24.700 --> 00:26:28.720
yeah. Nevada. Oh, wait, they have the Raiders,

00:26:28.759 --> 00:26:30.640
but that almost doesn't count. That doesn't count.

00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:33.200
Actually, we can't bash on the Raiders anymore

00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:35.319
like that because they've improved remarkably.

00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:39.420
They got Pete Carroll. And a really good draft.

00:26:39.740 --> 00:26:42.960
And Tom Brady. Tom Brady hovering around somewhere.

00:26:43.099 --> 00:26:45.799
They got rid of Gardner Minshew. Yeah, they did.

00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.000
We got him. We got him, yeah. But, you know,

00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:53.240
as far as a backup, I like him as a backup. I

00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:54.940
do, too. He's a guy that can come in and win

00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:56.779
you a game or two, and then, you know, and then

00:26:56.779 --> 00:27:00.079
you go, hopefully, oh, this is bad. Yeah. He's

00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.019
like the relief pilot that can keep you on course

00:27:03.019 --> 00:27:05.980
and isn't going to crash you until the real pilot

00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:08.460
comes back. He's like the guy when you're trying

00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:11.339
to back your trailer into your driveway. Yes,

00:27:11.339 --> 00:27:14.319
yes. Yeah, and then, you know, you realize you

00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:16.559
can't do it, then he comes in and jumps in. That's

00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:18.579
Gardner Minshew, and actually he was on one of

00:27:18.579 --> 00:27:19.900
those commercials, wasn't he? I think he was,

00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:24.059
yeah. I think he was, too. Okay. Like the pilot

00:27:24.059 --> 00:27:27.140
when you bring your ship into port. The captain

00:27:27.140 --> 00:27:29.259
of the ship stands aside, and the pilot comes,

00:27:29.460 --> 00:27:32.299
who's completely familiar with the harbor and

00:27:32.299 --> 00:27:34.339
the port and everything, and he's the one who

00:27:34.339 --> 00:27:36.799
drives your boat in because he knows more than

00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:40.000
the captain does. It's not exactly Gardner Minshew,

00:27:40.119 --> 00:27:43.380
but you kind of get the idea. Yeah, but a lot

00:27:43.380 --> 00:27:44.940
of people don't know that that's what a pilot

00:27:44.940 --> 00:27:47.359
boat is for. Yeah, yeah. They're not guiding

00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:51.920
the ship. They're taking it. So, anyhow. I learned

00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.839
that when I watched... the miniseries Shogun,

00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:59.539
and they kept calling the guy Pilot. Partly it's

00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:01.339
because they couldn't pronounce his name Blackthorn.

00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:04.519
They referred to him as the man with the impossible

00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:08.299
name. Fair enough. But they called him Pilot

00:28:08.299 --> 00:28:12.599
because I think that was what he used to do.

00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:16.059
Pilot ships in the last, you know, whatever.

00:28:16.579 --> 00:28:19.099
Okay. I have to watch that show again. There's

00:28:19.099 --> 00:28:23.609
a remake of Shogun. Really? Yeah. Okay. The book

00:28:23.609 --> 00:28:26.170
was pretty brutal. Anyway, back to football.

00:28:26.390 --> 00:28:29.349
Let's go to Indianapolis. Their biggest need

00:28:29.349 --> 00:28:33.369
is center. It's interesting how they get so specific.

00:28:33.769 --> 00:28:35.849
Yeah. I know. That's what I'm thinking, too.

00:28:35.930 --> 00:28:38.269
I mean, I would think quarterback would run among

00:28:38.269 --> 00:28:41.109
there, too. I mean, I don't know. I guess they

00:28:41.109 --> 00:28:45.049
need centers worse. They still have Richardson

00:28:45.049 --> 00:28:48.109
or Richard or whatever. Richardson, yeah. Richardson,

00:28:48.309 --> 00:28:52.680
yeah. Is that their main guy? I guess by default,

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.299
but people are still talking about how he quit

00:28:55.299 --> 00:28:57.740
on them last season. Yeah. He ran around and

00:28:57.740 --> 00:29:01.019
got tired and took himself out. Yeah. I thought

00:29:01.019 --> 00:29:02.579
that that would be the end of him doing that.

00:29:02.579 --> 00:29:07.640
I thought so, too, but oh, well. Okay. All right,

00:29:07.700 --> 00:29:10.140
a center to protect someone that doesn't want

00:29:10.140 --> 00:29:14.420
to play when things get tough. Yeah. Okay. Indy's

00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:17.460
most improved area is tight end. I'll have to

00:29:17.460 --> 00:29:20.640
look up and see who they signed. They're ranked

00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:27.559
23rd overall. Behind Miami. Yeah, I think I'd

00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:30.819
agree with that. Because they were a team hovering

00:29:30.819 --> 00:29:37.440
around 500. Yeah. Next up, Jacksonville. They

00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:41.019
need depth at edge rushers. I guess they have

00:29:41.019 --> 00:29:43.150
one or two, but they need more. Okay. Because

00:29:43.150 --> 00:29:45.150
you're going to wear guys out. They're going

00:29:45.150 --> 00:29:47.990
to get injured, et cetera, et cetera. Their most

00:29:47.990 --> 00:29:50.109
improved area is the offensive line, which is

00:29:50.109 --> 00:29:54.130
good news for Captain Hippie there in Jacksonville.

00:29:55.329 --> 00:29:58.650
Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence, yeah. I do

00:29:58.650 --> 00:30:01.009
like his hair. He's got cool hair. You know,

00:30:01.069 --> 00:30:03.829
he looks like a fun guy to hang around. He probably

00:30:03.829 --> 00:30:05.950
is. But I wouldn't want him being my quarterback.

00:30:06.349 --> 00:30:11.390
No, no. They're ranked 28th in the power rankings,

00:30:11.450 --> 00:30:14.450
pretty low. Yeah, they probably should be too.

00:30:14.569 --> 00:30:17.369
Yeah, I think part of that is because Lawrence

00:30:17.369 --> 00:30:20.970
is coming back from a season -ending injury to

00:30:20.970 --> 00:30:22.069
his head. Yeah, which that guy should have went

00:30:22.069 --> 00:30:25.710
to jail. Absolutely. So, you know, who knows

00:30:25.710 --> 00:30:28.430
what kind of guy Trevor Lawrence is going to

00:30:28.430 --> 00:30:30.650
be this season after that head injury. I mean,

00:30:30.670 --> 00:30:32.490
he already wasn't what they thought he was going

00:30:32.490 --> 00:30:36.150
to be. Yeah, the word on him was he really hasn't

00:30:36.150 --> 00:30:37.869
gotten any better than he was in college. He's

00:30:37.869 --> 00:30:41.150
kind of the same guy. Yeah. We'll see. We'll

00:30:41.150 --> 00:30:45.140
see how it works. Tennessee, their biggest need

00:30:45.140 --> 00:30:49.700
is inside linebacker. Their most improved area

00:30:49.700 --> 00:30:55.900
is offensive line. But see, they had Will Levis

00:30:55.900 --> 00:31:01.019
last year, but now they have Cam Ward too. Is

00:31:01.019 --> 00:31:04.180
Will Levis a guy that you want Cam Ward to learn

00:31:04.180 --> 00:31:07.599
from? Or do you just take him out and put in

00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:13.710
Cam Ward? I think what I would do. I would let

00:31:13.710 --> 00:31:18.230
Will Levis continue to start, but not be the

00:31:18.230 --> 00:31:21.349
mentor. Okay. I don't think he's been in the

00:31:21.349 --> 00:31:23.130
league long enough to do any kind of mentoring

00:31:23.130 --> 00:31:26.829
at all. Yeah. And I would put Cam Ward in as

00:31:26.829 --> 00:31:30.009
soon as possible this season. I agree. Like week

00:31:30.009 --> 00:31:30.990
three, week four. I think that's probably about

00:31:30.990 --> 00:31:34.670
right. Yeah. Yeah. They're ranked 31st in the

00:31:34.670 --> 00:31:36.910
power ranking, so they've got pretty much nowhere

00:31:36.910 --> 00:31:40.509
to go but up. They've got a vastly improved offensive

00:31:40.509 --> 00:31:43.210
line. It's a good time to put in a rookie quarterback.

00:31:44.390 --> 00:31:47.430
Yeah. That's what I'd do. I think that's probably

00:31:47.430 --> 00:31:50.630
about right because you don't want to throw him

00:31:50.630 --> 00:31:53.509
in early and ruin him. Yeah. But at the same

00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:55.450
point, you know, it would be good to see him

00:31:55.450 --> 00:31:59.250
get in there and earn it by having great practices

00:31:59.250 --> 00:32:02.190
and learning the defenses and all that. So then

00:32:02.190 --> 00:32:04.069
it would be like, well, we didn't just throw

00:32:04.069 --> 00:32:06.130
him in there. He earned it. I mean, he's over

00:32:06.130 --> 00:32:09.150
there doing everything right while Levis is just

00:32:09.150 --> 00:32:11.720
being kind of Levis. That's what I'd like to

00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:14.160
see happen in Cleveland, too. I would, too. Have

00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:18.339
Sanders clearly win the starting job in preseason

00:32:18.339 --> 00:32:21.119
and exhibition football. They don't like it when

00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:22.980
you call it exhibition. They like preseason football.

00:32:22.980 --> 00:32:25.099
They like preseason. That's how they can charge

00:32:25.099 --> 00:32:29.619
you for it. When is Deshaun Watson coming back

00:32:29.619 --> 00:32:33.079
officially? Because I believe he is canned. From

00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:36.180
what everybody's saying. Yeah. He's gone. They're

00:32:36.180 --> 00:32:38.480
probably waiting for his injury to clear up,

00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:40.019
and then they'll make it official. There's probably

00:32:40.019 --> 00:32:42.079
some reason not to do it while he's injured.

00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:47.079
Yeah. And then, let's see, there was another

00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:49.700
– there was a running back, I think for the Giants

00:32:49.700 --> 00:32:52.480
maybe, but he got injured last season. He's going

00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:55.920
to miss all this season too. Okay. I'll have

00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:58.819
to look that up. But that's kind of odd to think

00:32:58.819 --> 00:33:01.349
that you – We've just finished free agency, and

00:33:01.349 --> 00:33:02.990
there's somebody who's already out for the season.

00:33:03.269 --> 00:33:09.390
Oops. Okay. All right, Denver. They need a number

00:33:09.390 --> 00:33:13.069
two wide receiver. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Bo Nix

00:33:13.069 --> 00:33:15.930
looks great, but he's going to look even better

00:33:15.930 --> 00:33:20.190
with another wide receiver to open up that offense

00:33:20.190 --> 00:33:22.490
a little bit more. They have some of a running

00:33:22.490 --> 00:33:25.329
game. I mean, yeah, I agree with them. Yeah.

00:33:25.670 --> 00:33:28.109
They say their most improved area is the entire

00:33:28.109 --> 00:33:31.319
secondary. Again, scary for the Chiefs. Again.

00:33:32.220 --> 00:33:34.920
And they rank them number 12 in the power rankings.

00:33:35.220 --> 00:33:38.619
That sounds about right. Yeah. I mean, they're

00:33:38.619 --> 00:33:42.299
a team ascending. They're not descending. Yeah,

00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:45.859
definitely on the way up. All right, Kansas City.

00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:50.720
Biggest need is left guard still. Yeah. I guess

00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:52.960
we've taken care of the tackle position to at

00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:55.559
least some degree. To some degree. Now, the left

00:33:55.559 --> 00:33:57.720
guard, I mean, you know, not only did we draft.

00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:01.180
But also, I think they had a supplementary draft

00:34:01.180 --> 00:34:03.599
where they got another guy, and they signed a

00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:05.720
couple other people too. They're hedging their

00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:08.340
bet on a variety of people so they could just

00:34:08.340 --> 00:34:10.960
put them in if one doesn't work or if one isn't

00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:13.380
ready. Yeah, we've got some unknowns right now,

00:34:13.420 --> 00:34:15.639
which is why it's still listed as a position

00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:18.039
of need. It's not as if they haven't addressed

00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:19.599
it. We just don't know how it's going to work

00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:22.989
out yet. I agree with that, too. And we still

00:34:22.989 --> 00:34:25.190
have people from last year that could come in

00:34:25.190 --> 00:34:28.130
and plug in if they're getting better. Yeah,

00:34:28.190 --> 00:34:31.949
yeah. And I think the whole object is they want

00:34:31.949 --> 00:34:35.570
an offensive line that doesn't cost as much but

00:34:35.570 --> 00:34:38.969
is effective. Yeah, yeah. And the only way you

00:34:38.969 --> 00:34:40.670
can do that is build through the draft, which

00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:45.050
they have the last two years. True. Yeah. The

00:34:45.050 --> 00:34:47.170
most improved area for the Chiefs is listed as

00:34:47.170 --> 00:34:50.130
wide receiver. Yes. I'd say so. And that's not

00:34:50.130 --> 00:34:52.150
even necessarily anything they've done this year.

00:34:52.190 --> 00:34:55.550
Well, Royals. Yeah, and Rice coming back. And

00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:57.349
Rice coming back. Yeah. Yeah, and that's what

00:34:57.349 --> 00:34:59.170
I meant by not necessarily everything they've

00:34:59.170 --> 00:35:03.130
done this year because Rice is going to be hopefully

00:35:03.130 --> 00:35:05.909
back and not injured in the same way with Hollywood.

00:35:06.170 --> 00:35:11.489
Yeah. Brown, so. And Worthy. Yeah. Yeah, having

00:35:11.489 --> 00:35:16.090
him show throughout the season, he learned to

00:35:16.090 --> 00:35:17.809
tell where he was in relation to the sideline.

00:35:18.010 --> 00:35:20.559
Uh -huh. There were a couple of times that he

00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:24.179
prioritized getting his feet down rather than

00:35:24.179 --> 00:35:26.820
catching the ball. Once he started learning that,

00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:29.099
he started getting much better. Yeah, he improved

00:35:29.099 --> 00:35:31.199
and improved and improved. It was nice. I read

00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:33.739
an article about Kelsey, Travis Kelsey. He lost

00:35:33.739 --> 00:35:37.239
30 pounds. Whoa. I thought he was looking slimmer.

00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:42.380
He is on a mission. he's going to be faster and

00:35:42.380 --> 00:35:44.440
he's not going to hurt as much because his body

00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:46.579
is not having to move around that extra 30 pounds.

00:35:46.780 --> 00:35:50.000
Yeah, so he's going to be faster, slimmer, and

00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:51.860
he's probably going to get over 1 ,000 yards

00:35:51.860 --> 00:35:53.719
again. Oh, that'd be nice. I mean, he hasn't

00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:57.380
the last couple of years, but I see him having

00:35:57.380 --> 00:36:00.460
to come back here for his final year. Yeah, yeah.

00:36:00.619 --> 00:36:03.219
And another Super Bowl run for his final year.

00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.159
Hopefully a ring. Yeah, hopefully a ring. Of

00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:08.619
course, we always want a ring here in KC. Yeah.

00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.820
I mean, we're greedy. Of course. Yeah. We've

00:36:13.820 --> 00:36:16.739
been without for a long time, and after this

00:36:16.739 --> 00:36:18.860
run, we're going to be without again. For a long

00:36:18.860 --> 00:36:20.219
time, so yeah. We're going to enjoy the snot

00:36:20.219 --> 00:36:22.340
out of this, no matter what people say. Ask New

00:36:22.340 --> 00:36:25.000
England right now. Yeah. Ask how they feel. Uh

00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.920
-huh. Dallas used to be a big powerhouse every

00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:31.900
year. Yeah, Dallas is. Yep. So. Dallas can't.

00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:35.119
We come and we go. Yes. Dallas can't get out

00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.559
of their own way, and that's because Jerry Jones.

00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:41.030
Yep. So, I mean. Hiring Brian Schottenheimer.

00:36:41.150 --> 00:36:44.949
He wanted a hand puppet. He got it. You got a

00:36:44.949 --> 00:36:48.389
guy that wouldn't have a job in football unless

00:36:48.389 --> 00:36:51.269
he kisses Jones' ass and does everything he says.

00:36:51.769 --> 00:36:56.670
Yeah. Yikes. Next up, we have Las Vegas Raiders.

00:36:57.190 --> 00:37:00.670
Their biggest need is outside linebacker. Their

00:37:00.670 --> 00:37:05.869
most improved area quarterback. Big Geno Smith.

00:37:10.829 --> 00:37:12.550
You keep asking these questions that I don't

00:37:12.550 --> 00:37:15.369
know. I'm sorry. I think they got Geno Smith.

00:37:18.590 --> 00:37:22.489
I think so, too. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Pete Carroll

00:37:22.489 --> 00:37:24.570
likes him. Yeah, that's true. And done well with

00:37:24.570 --> 00:37:27.789
him. They're still ranked 26 overall. But I think

00:37:27.789 --> 00:37:29.570
that's going to change. Or I think they're going

00:37:29.570 --> 00:37:31.769
to finish a lot better than 26. I think so, too.

00:37:31.969 --> 00:37:35.030
Yeah. I understand why they put him there, though.

00:37:36.989 --> 00:37:40.699
Because... Their team is still freshly in that

00:37:40.699 --> 00:37:44.440
losing mode. Yeah, it is. It's going to take

00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:47.699
a while to get out of that culture by an abundance

00:37:47.699 --> 00:37:50.579
of other people besides who they have. So, yeah,

00:37:50.619 --> 00:37:53.239
I get it. But I think there will probably be

00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:55.179
more middle of the pack by the time it's over.

00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:59.139
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, they're going to have

00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:00.880
some games where people are going to go, wow,

00:38:01.059 --> 00:38:03.500
Raiders are back. They're going to have some

00:38:03.500 --> 00:38:06.480
games like, no, they're not. Yeah, that's true.

00:38:06.579 --> 00:38:09.579
Yeah. No, that's true. I think so. I think you're

00:38:09.579 --> 00:38:14.019
right. Next up, we have the Chargers. Their biggest

00:38:14.019 --> 00:38:17.219
need is center. Okay. I'm seeing a lot of linemen

00:38:17.219 --> 00:38:22.380
needed in this biggest improvement running back,

00:38:22.500 --> 00:38:26.059
and they're ranked 11th. We've got a tough division

00:38:26.059 --> 00:38:29.000
here. Yeah, we do. I was just thinking that.

00:38:29.019 --> 00:38:33.659
I'm like, geez, if we go 600 in the division,

00:38:33.780 --> 00:38:36.099
I'm going to consider that a very good season.

00:38:36.300 --> 00:38:39.639
Yeah. If we only lose like two games out of the

00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:41.840
six, I'll be happy with that. What about you?

00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:44.380
Yeah. Yeah, I think those road games are going

00:38:44.380 --> 00:38:48.760
to be tough. Yeah. Well, I mean, look at them.

00:38:48.860 --> 00:38:51.380
I think I've mentioned this before, but look

00:38:51.380 --> 00:38:54.880
at all of the money spent to counteract Reed

00:38:54.880 --> 00:39:00.000
and Mahomes. Yeah. I mean, Pete Carroll, Super

00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:05.139
Bowl winner. Yeah. Tried and true. Yeah. Sean.

00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:10.719
Peyton, Super Bowl winner. Tom Brady, multiple,

00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:13.840
multiple Super Bowl winners. Multiple, multiple.

00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:16.599
And then we go to Jim Harbaugh, who was in the

00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:18.639
Super Bowl and is really excellent at working

00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:23.639
quarterbacks. So this whole division. spent a

00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:25.739
lot of money and put a lot of big names in key

00:39:25.739 --> 00:39:29.199
places to try to counteract our formula. So it's

00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:31.360
going to work to a degree, maybe not all the

00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:33.760
way, but I expect the Chiefs to lose a couple

00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:36.880
this year in our division. Yeah, yeah. What was

00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.719
the last year was 15 -2? Yeah. Yeah, we're not

00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:42.500
getting close to that again. And besides that,

00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:45.880
I see every division like that now. Every division's

00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.679
stacked up because they're... Until they show

00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:51.530
us, you know, because... There's going to be

00:39:51.530 --> 00:39:53.989
somebody by week six, you're like, oh, look how

00:39:53.989 --> 00:39:56.170
crappy they're playing. Yeah, and it could be

00:39:56.170 --> 00:40:01.150
anybody. I mean, last year it was Cincinnati.

00:40:02.389 --> 00:40:06.230
And New Orleans fell off the shelf last year.

00:40:06.590 --> 00:40:11.389
Yeah, New Orleans did. Okay. Next up, Cowboys.

00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:17.650
Biggest need is depth at corner. Okay. So, words

00:40:17.650 --> 00:40:21.800
out there, you can pass on Dallas. Yeah. Most

00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:25.360
improved at edge rusher, and they're ranked 21st

00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:28.260
in the league. 21st sounds about right. It does

00:40:28.260 --> 00:40:30.300
sound about right. And they got Dak Prescott

00:40:30.300 --> 00:40:35.400
back, so. I'm sorry, Dak, even before he was

00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:39.340
injured last year, he's lost some. He does look

00:40:39.340 --> 00:40:42.880
different now. Yeah. Yeah, I think the spark

00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.260
is gone maybe or the trust or something. Yeah,

00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:48.639
I think that he doesn't believe in himself anymore

00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:50.579
or something. I don't know. Or doesn't believe

00:40:50.579 --> 00:40:54.219
in the team, which is very possible. He has the

00:40:54.219 --> 00:40:56.480
look of somebody who needs a fresh start somewhere.

00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:01.039
I think he really does. Yeah, I think so. Okay.

00:41:01.699 --> 00:41:06.260
Okay, the New York football giants. Biggest need

00:41:06.260 --> 00:41:09.380
is tight end. That's a pretty important position.

00:41:09.380 --> 00:41:12.269
Yeah, it is very important. Yeah. I can believe

00:41:12.269 --> 00:41:15.250
that, too. The most improved area is quarterback.

00:41:15.610 --> 00:41:18.889
They drafted Jackson Dart. Yeah. But they are

00:41:18.889 --> 00:41:23.929
still ranked 32, dead last. Well, I can see that.

00:41:24.349 --> 00:41:26.690
I could, too. Cam Ward was supposed to be the

00:41:26.690 --> 00:41:30.690
prize out of this draft. But that didn't always

00:41:30.690 --> 00:41:34.110
work out. I mean, ask Chicago. Yeah. Yeah, I

00:41:34.110 --> 00:41:37.329
mean, starting with Trubisky and leaving Mahomes

00:41:37.329 --> 00:41:40.369
on the board. Yeah. But. Someone picked Deshaun

00:41:40.369 --> 00:41:45.250
Watson before, you know. Yeah. And they didn't

00:41:45.250 --> 00:41:47.550
pick Shador Sanders because he and his dad had

00:41:47.550 --> 00:41:49.530
already said, we're not playing for the Giants

00:41:49.530 --> 00:41:53.449
over and over and over. So everyone's like, oh,

00:41:53.510 --> 00:41:55.269
they passed on him. Well, of course they passed

00:41:55.269 --> 00:41:56.949
on him. Yeah, the guy said he's not going to

00:41:56.949 --> 00:41:59.510
play for you. Why in the hell would you? I would

00:41:59.510 --> 00:42:02.829
question the Giants' sanity if they drafted him.

00:42:02.909 --> 00:42:04.780
No kidding. Yeah. Because then you're going to

00:42:04.780 --> 00:42:07.199
be like San Diego back in the day with Ryan Leaf

00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:10.780
and all the Peyton Manning and all of that. Was

00:42:10.780 --> 00:42:13.820
it Peyton Manning? No, no, no. It was Eli Manning.

00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:19.000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and they dealt Eli to New York

00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.039
because Eli said, I'm not playing for the Chargers.

00:42:22.179 --> 00:42:28.019
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was the year Peyton Manning

00:42:28.019 --> 00:42:31.159
went number one to click to Indy. Yeah. And Ryan

00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:33.889
Leaf went number two to... Chargers. Yeah, that's

00:42:33.889 --> 00:42:39.030
right. So to avoid a big hubbub like that, you

00:42:39.030 --> 00:42:44.150
don't draft him. You're like, okay. Drama. All

00:42:44.150 --> 00:42:46.869
right, next up, Philadelphia. Their biggest need

00:42:46.869 --> 00:42:50.590
is a number three wide receiver. Wow. That's

00:42:50.590 --> 00:42:55.269
not bad if that's your biggest need. Just somebody

00:42:55.269 --> 00:42:56.969
to spell the number one and number two guys.

00:42:57.090 --> 00:42:59.230
He's not even a slot receiver. He's just the

00:42:59.230 --> 00:43:04.260
guy to spell. Damn. Their most improved is their

00:43:04.260 --> 00:43:07.519
linebacking core. Apparently all across the board.

00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:10.460
And they're ranked number two in the league right

00:43:10.460 --> 00:43:13.340
behind the Chiefs. And there's a lot of people

00:43:13.340 --> 00:43:15.019
who are going to say Philadelphia should be one

00:43:15.019 --> 00:43:18.079
and Chiefs should be two or less. They lost a

00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:21.099
lot of defense. The Eagles lost a lot of defensive

00:43:21.099 --> 00:43:23.800
help. Yeah. So I can see them putting them on

00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.599
two, so I kind of agree with that. Yeah. To me,

00:43:27.619 --> 00:43:30.079
the teams are dead even right now. Pretty close,

00:43:30.219 --> 00:43:35.489
yeah. We'll see. Yeah. I think ranking them that

00:43:35.489 --> 00:43:39.690
high is definitely what should have been. Yeah.

00:43:39.750 --> 00:43:41.869
I'm not surprised at the result. No, I'm not

00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:43.989
either. This next one I'm a little surprised

00:43:43.989 --> 00:43:47.349
at. Washington Commanders, their biggest need

00:43:47.349 --> 00:43:51.769
is depth at linebacker. Yeah. Most improved is

00:43:51.769 --> 00:43:54.389
the offensive line. Great news for Jayden Daniels.

00:43:54.389 --> 00:43:58.710
Yeah. And they're ranked number six. That's pretty

00:43:58.710 --> 00:44:00.849
high. I think they're going to take a step back.

00:44:00.849 --> 00:44:03.110
I do too. I don't think they're going to finish

00:44:03.110 --> 00:44:08.650
at number six. No. They're assuming Jaden Daniels

00:44:08.650 --> 00:44:10.329
is going to continue on the path that he did.

00:44:10.489 --> 00:44:12.510
Yeah, but there's always that sophomore jinx.

00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:16.670
Yep. Only the greatest of the greats do keep

00:44:16.670 --> 00:44:18.730
doing that on the sophomore jinx. That would

00:44:18.730 --> 00:44:21.750
be like Mahomes or, you know. I mean, even Brady,

00:44:21.889 --> 00:44:24.909
his sophomore, was kind of, okay, I guess he's

00:44:24.909 --> 00:44:31.070
good enough to stay in there. We'll see. I think

00:44:31.070 --> 00:44:34.389
they're more like probably 12. But that's okay.

00:44:34.650 --> 00:44:38.929
I would love to see it because Dan Snyder no

00:44:38.929 --> 00:44:42.130
longer owns the team. Yeah, I want them to have

00:44:42.130 --> 00:44:45.030
lots of success that was denied to Dan Snyder

00:44:45.030 --> 00:44:47.150
because he's such an awful human being. I think

00:44:47.150 --> 00:44:49.750
that's awesome. Good little slap in the face.

00:44:49.869 --> 00:44:54.389
Yes. Next up, Chicago. Their biggest need also

00:44:54.389 --> 00:44:58.059
is depth at linebacker. Their biggest improvement

00:44:58.059 --> 00:45:00.719
is offensive line. Good news for Caleb Williams.

00:45:01.219 --> 00:45:03.980
Yeah. And they're ranked 22nd out of the league.

00:45:04.539 --> 00:45:06.719
That's about where I would put them. I think

00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.920
that's pretty close. Yeah, just under half. Yeah.

00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:13.500
Just a little lower than halfway. Okay. This

00:45:13.500 --> 00:45:17.440
next one surprises me a little bit. Detroit.

00:45:18.119 --> 00:45:22.400
Their biggest need is depth at edge rusher. Yeah.

00:45:24.139 --> 00:45:27.349
Most improved is the O -line. And they're ranked

00:45:27.349 --> 00:45:30.989
number three right behind Philly. I don't agree

00:45:30.989 --> 00:45:32.929
with that at all. I don't either. I don't think

00:45:32.929 --> 00:45:36.289
that's quite it. They're still a pretty young

00:45:36.289 --> 00:45:38.909
team and a pretty young coach. That loss last

00:45:38.909 --> 00:45:40.849
year and the year before wasn't a fluke. Yeah.

00:45:40.889 --> 00:45:45.510
There are some key areas that need to be addressed.

00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:49.110
And one of them is quarterback. Yeah. Jared Goff

00:45:49.110 --> 00:45:52.929
is not that guy. He can win you a lot of regular

00:45:52.929 --> 00:45:55.659
season games. But when you get into when it really

00:45:55.659 --> 00:45:59.059
matters, he's not there. Yeah. And that's because

00:45:59.059 --> 00:46:03.420
they rush him so bad that he is prone to throwing

00:46:03.420 --> 00:46:08.099
mistakes. He is, yeah. And it's funny, this ranking

00:46:08.099 --> 00:46:10.079
and the listing, they're only talking about players

00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:13.599
and not coaching because when the Lions got blown

00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:17.079
out in the playoffs last year, that was coaching.

00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:21.659
Yes. That's a deficiency in coaching. It's a

00:46:21.659 --> 00:46:24.719
shame that they don't. factor that in. Dan Campbell

00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:26.519
is a hell of a coordinator, but I don't know

00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:30.300
about being a head coach. Yeah, if he delegates

00:46:30.300 --> 00:46:35.199
enough to make the system work, then he's not

00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.139
really head coach anymore because he's delegated

00:46:37.139 --> 00:46:40.199
it all away. He's got to delegate most of his

00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:42.440
job away and just do what he's good at. Andy

00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.219
Reid's offense is Andy Reid's offense. He doesn't

00:46:45.219 --> 00:46:47.239
give too much to Matt Nagy and he didn't give

00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:51.619
too much to the enemy. But defense, have at it.

00:46:52.349 --> 00:46:54.449
And that's because he knows his strengths, he

00:46:54.449 --> 00:46:56.090
stays with him, and he doesn't know defense,

00:46:56.210 --> 00:46:59.769
so he gets someone that does. Dan Campbell, I

00:46:59.769 --> 00:47:01.829
think, might have a little bit too much influence

00:47:01.829 --> 00:47:04.769
over the whole team, and I think that maybe he

00:47:04.769 --> 00:47:09.329
needs to give up some of his thoughts and ways

00:47:09.329 --> 00:47:11.969
to people. He needs to bring in like a Spagnuolo

00:47:11.969 --> 00:47:13.670
or something like that, someone that's got a

00:47:13.670 --> 00:47:18.489
definite path of winning and is considered one

00:47:18.489 --> 00:47:21.860
of the top in the defenses. And offenses, but

00:47:21.860 --> 00:47:24.659
especially offense, because I don't know if you

00:47:24.659 --> 00:47:27.940
can get Jared Goff on the right track ever to

00:47:27.940 --> 00:47:32.219
win a Super Bowl. Right. But you can have this

00:47:32.219 --> 00:47:35.420
guy draft the guy. You can say, hey, we want

00:47:35.420 --> 00:47:36.960
you to identify the guy. We're going to move

00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:40.039
up or whatever. Yeah. And we want that guy. What

00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:42.019
would you think about them bringing in an advisor,

00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.780
someone that Campbell respects and will take

00:47:46.780 --> 00:47:50.059
advice from? Yeah. Kind of like Brady's advising

00:47:50.059 --> 00:47:52.980
the Raiders along that line. And I've heard of

00:47:52.980 --> 00:47:55.780
other instances where they bring an advisor in.

00:47:57.380 --> 00:47:59.699
Bill Belichick may not have a job here. Oh, yeah,

00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:03.440
that's right. He may not. Yeah. Boy, that went

00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:05.739
the hell quick, didn't it? Yeah, let's sideline

00:48:05.739 --> 00:48:07.699
for a moment and talk about that. That sounds

00:48:07.699 --> 00:48:11.099
good. It started with that disastrous interview

00:48:11.099 --> 00:48:13.980
for CBS where his girlfriend kept butting in

00:48:13.980 --> 00:48:15.820
and saying, we're not answering that question,

00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:17.920
you know, move on to something else. They only

00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:20.699
aired one of her interruptions, but they said

00:48:20.699 --> 00:48:23.599
she interrupted multiple times. Of course, Belichick

00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:25.920
denies it because, you know, he wants to keep

00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:31.719
screwing her. She also was on the field for the

00:48:31.719 --> 00:48:35.400
spring practice. Not just in the stands watching

00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:39.659
or in the press, on the field. Who else gets

00:48:39.659 --> 00:48:42.219
to bring their girlfriend to spring practice?

00:48:44.579 --> 00:48:47.760
He already tarnished his legacy by getting rid

00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:50.619
of Brady. His own doing. He wanted to get the

00:48:50.619 --> 00:48:52.800
next guy. He never could find the next guy. So

00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.900
he isn't quite the wizard that people thought

00:48:55.900 --> 00:48:58.860
he was. And also, I think it's going to be looked

00:48:58.860 --> 00:49:01.380
at later on, too, is they're going to be like,

00:49:01.420 --> 00:49:07.639
well, Andy Reid, he was winning before. He won

00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:08.980
with all sorts of quarterbacks. Yeah, with all

00:49:08.980 --> 00:49:10.840
sorts. Donovan McNabb. Belichick has only ever

00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:14.739
won with Brady. So I think Andy Reid should be

00:49:14.739 --> 00:49:17.260
ahead of Belichick. I would say so, yeah. And

00:49:17.260 --> 00:49:20.840
this stuff right here is really hurting it even

00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:23.380
more. It's like, not only did that guy probably

00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:26.139
not have as much to do with the winning and the

00:49:26.139 --> 00:49:30.840
dynasty as people thought, but also, he doesn't

00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:33.539
make good judgments in real life. Yeah, he's

00:49:33.539 --> 00:49:36.820
coming off as a pathetic old man who... All he

00:49:36.820 --> 00:49:39.619
wants to do is put his wiener in this 24 -year

00:49:39.619 --> 00:49:41.539
-old, and he's willing to do anything to do it.

00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:43.159
Anything for it. And that's the problem right

00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:45.219
there. He should have a little bit more self

00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:46.840
-respect than that. I'm kidding. He'd be like,

00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:51.280
I'm not going to do that. The University of North

00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:55.539
Carolina has hired a PR consultant in media relations,

00:49:55.719 --> 00:50:00.099
go -between, for Bill Belichick. Belichick didn't

00:50:00.099 --> 00:50:02.760
get to hire him. The university hired him and

00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:05.559
said, Belichick, everything you say and do goes

00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:09.019
through this guy. That's what they did to Rachel

00:50:09.019 --> 00:50:11.599
Segler when she was trashing Snow White. Disney

00:50:11.599 --> 00:50:14.099
went out and put somebody in as a buffer and

00:50:14.099 --> 00:50:16.739
say, you don't talk directly to anybody. You

00:50:16.739 --> 00:50:19.780
run it through this person first. That's what

00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:22.480
they've done with Bill Belichick. Now they don't

00:50:22.480 --> 00:50:25.460
trust him to say or do the right thing anymore.

00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:30.940
I agree. Yikes. And June 1st is a big day. Up

00:50:30.940 --> 00:50:34.500
until then... it'll cost the UNC $10 million

00:50:34.500 --> 00:50:37.199
to buy out Bill Belichick from his contract.

00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:42.320
After June 1st, it drops to $1 million. So the

00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:46.280
article I read this morning said there is a significant

00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:50.280
number of people who fully expect on June 1st

00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.199
to read that Bill Belichick has been bought out

00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:54.500
of his contract and he's no longer coach at UNC.

00:50:55.179 --> 00:50:57.380
I don't know how you couldn't do that, honestly.

00:50:57.719 --> 00:50:59.960
And wouldn't that be amazing? He gets fired before

00:50:59.960 --> 00:51:02.139
he's coached his first game. That would be so

00:51:02.139 --> 00:51:07.760
fucking funny. Okay, I got a question after that.

00:51:08.019 --> 00:51:12.119
Yeah. Then what? I don't think there's many people

00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:13.940
that would touch him. I don't either. Especially

00:51:13.940 --> 00:51:16.760
as long as he's still hooked up with that girl.

00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:20.900
And let me make it clear, I'm not blaming Jordan,

00:51:21.099 --> 00:51:23.599
whatever her name is, because Bill Belichick

00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:26.260
is letting all this happen. It's all his choice.

00:51:26.539 --> 00:51:28.960
He's responsible for letting all this happen.

00:51:29.659 --> 00:51:32.840
So I'm not blaming her. No, me neither. I'm blaming

00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:35.619
Bill because he's the one in charge of how he

00:51:35.619 --> 00:51:39.420
acts. And another thing is his image as a person

00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:43.719
is greatly diminished. He looks like a horny

00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:46.360
old man with his dick in his hands. Yes, exactly.

00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:52.780
Exactly. Instead of that tough guy, Mr. No Nonsense.

00:51:52.820 --> 00:51:55.230
Yeah. You know, didn't put up with crap from

00:51:55.230 --> 00:51:57.329
the interviewers, the reporters in the postgame.

00:51:57.329 --> 00:52:00.510
So we talked monotone. Yeah. Yeah, we got everything

00:52:00.510 --> 00:52:03.849
done we needed to. Yeah. But now he just totally

00:52:03.849 --> 00:52:08.570
surrenders to this girl. Yeah. That strong personality,

00:52:08.889 --> 00:52:10.969
where did it go? It's not working out well for

00:52:10.969 --> 00:52:13.630
you, Bill. No. It's not. That strong personality,

00:52:13.949 --> 00:52:17.250
where did it go? Where did it go? You know? It

00:52:17.250 --> 00:52:19.889
disappears when his wiener gets hard. Yes. Yep.

00:52:20.449 --> 00:52:23.530
And I mean, yeah, I mean. He's lucky there's

00:52:23.530 --> 00:52:27.510
Viagra and Cialis, right? He's lucky he has money

00:52:27.510 --> 00:52:30.530
because nobody, I think, would touch an old curmudgeon

00:52:30.530 --> 00:52:32.550
like him if he wasn't wealthy. Oh, hell no. That

00:52:32.550 --> 00:52:37.690
old piece of fucking leather. Anyhow. All right,

00:52:37.710 --> 00:52:41.409
next up, Green Bay. They need an edge rusher.

00:52:42.110 --> 00:52:45.230
Not that, they just need one. Yes, man. I would

00:52:45.230 --> 00:52:49.739
agree. I bet they would have probably spent the

00:52:49.739 --> 00:52:52.539
farm to get Chris Jones or George Karloftis from

00:52:52.539 --> 00:52:55.960
us if they could have. Oh, hang on. Too bad.

00:52:56.679 --> 00:53:00.820
Hang on. Hang on. All right. Had a little delay

00:53:00.820 --> 00:53:03.260
there. I got a mower coming back from the shop,

00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:06.159
and my grass is a little tall, so I had to answer

00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:10.900
it. I think we were doing Green Bay. If not,

00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:12.679
they're going to hear it again. Yeah. All right.

00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:15.519
Well, Green Bay, they need an edge rusher. Yeah.

00:53:16.059 --> 00:53:20.440
Most improved area is wide receiver. I forget

00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:23.519
who they added, but they're ranked number nine

00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:27.119
in the league in power. A lot of that stuff was

00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:30.579
on my notes that I left at home. Yeah. I was

00:53:30.579 --> 00:53:33.440
describing to Topher I had kind of a rough evening

00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:35.860
last night. First off, you know, I had to take

00:53:35.860 --> 00:53:38.019
my mom to the doctors, and then the mower came

00:53:38.019 --> 00:53:41.300
back. I mowed half of the lawn, and it tore up

00:53:41.300 --> 00:53:42.940
on me again, and then I had to have them come

00:53:42.940 --> 00:53:46.469
back two hours after they delivered it. And then

00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:48.989
the big dresser fiasco that I got from Amazon

00:53:48.989 --> 00:53:52.230
that was missing three parts, and they were the

00:53:52.230 --> 00:53:55.489
last parts I needed put together. Yeah. So, anyhow.

00:53:56.010 --> 00:54:00.650
All right. So, all that parlayed into me leaving

00:54:00.650 --> 00:54:03.949
most of my notes, except the ones I printed off

00:54:03.949 --> 00:54:07.610
this morning, at home. Yeah. So, anyhow, Topher

00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:10.150
is good enough to keep us going on this. All

00:54:10.150 --> 00:54:14.179
right. Let's see. Up next, Minnesota. Their biggest

00:54:14.179 --> 00:54:17.699
need is corner. I can see that. Yeah, I can see

00:54:17.699 --> 00:54:20.739
that, too. They give them. Most improved interior

00:54:20.739 --> 00:54:25.300
O -line. So, good protection for Sam Darnold

00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:27.239
or whoever else. Oh, no, it's not Sam Darnold.

00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:30.619
Oh, that's right. They dumped him. Yeah. Sam

00:54:30.619 --> 00:54:33.420
Darnold went to Seattle, I believe. That sounds

00:54:33.420 --> 00:54:38.480
right, yeah. The guy that they wanted last year.

00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:41.300
but got injured and then put Sam Darnold in there.

00:54:41.340 --> 00:54:43.139
Darnold was going to be the backup, from what

00:54:43.139 --> 00:54:45.719
I understand. He never did win the starting job.

00:54:47.860 --> 00:54:50.420
They're ranked number 10, just behind Green Bay.

00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:53.019
I think that's a little high, but we'll see.

00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:58.340
I think so, too. Atlanta, their biggest need

00:54:58.340 --> 00:55:02.550
is defensive line. Now, they run a 3 -4, so it's

00:55:02.550 --> 00:55:05.070
only three guys. But still, the entire defensive

00:55:05.070 --> 00:55:07.510
line. I mean, in all fairness, they didn't look

00:55:07.510 --> 00:55:09.409
half bad. I mean, I watched them against the

00:55:09.409 --> 00:55:11.489
Chiefs. But I'm guessing they're taking into

00:55:11.489 --> 00:55:13.610
account who they lost during the offseason, which

00:55:13.610 --> 00:55:17.090
I didn't keep track of. Yeah, me neither. Believe

00:55:17.090 --> 00:55:18.969
it or not, the Atlanta Falcons are not on my

00:55:18.969 --> 00:55:21.650
first to worry about list. No, they're not. Yeah,

00:55:21.650 --> 00:55:26.030
so. Their most improved area is edge rusher.

00:55:26.969 --> 00:55:31.519
Okay. And they're ranked 19th. Yeah, yeah, I

00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:36.940
think 19th sounds about right. Yeah. Okay. Carolina,

00:55:37.780 --> 00:55:41.420
their biggest need is corner. So I guess they've

00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:43.940
got a pretty mediocre stable of corners. Yeah.

00:55:44.940 --> 00:55:49.119
And here's the worst part. Their biggest improvement,

00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:55.019
their D front. All their linemen and edge rushers,

00:55:55.059 --> 00:55:58.059
that's their most improved. So Carolina's not

00:55:58.059 --> 00:56:00.380
going to be the pushover anymore. No, you know

00:56:00.380 --> 00:56:02.260
what? And I kind of figured they were going to

00:56:02.260 --> 00:56:03.920
do that anyhow. I mean, you know, they got Bryce

00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:06.460
Young. Yeah. And at first they thought he was

00:56:06.460 --> 00:56:09.059
a dud, but he's shown a lot of improvement. Especially

00:56:09.059 --> 00:56:11.679
for as little effort as he was getting last year.

00:56:11.739 --> 00:56:12.480
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. From the

00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:14.579
rest of the team and the coaches and the front

00:56:14.579 --> 00:56:19.420
office. Yeah. Yeah. So, last year I really looked

00:56:19.420 --> 00:56:21.780
like Carolina was just phoning it in and just

00:56:21.780 --> 00:56:24.340
taking the profits and didn't care. But they

00:56:24.340 --> 00:56:26.340
went out and they improved their whole defensive

00:56:26.340 --> 00:56:29.860
front. Yes. So. I guess they're taking it seriously

00:56:29.860 --> 00:56:33.239
now. Taking it seriously, yep. All righty, for

00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:35.980
the Saints, their biggest need is edge rusher.

00:56:37.460 --> 00:56:41.739
Biggest improvement is offensive line, which

00:56:41.739 --> 00:56:45.300
is good. They're ranked 29th. And with Derek

00:56:45.300 --> 00:56:47.039
Carr retiring, they've got a new quarterback,

00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:49.920
so he's going to appreciate that O -line. Yeah.

00:56:51.099 --> 00:56:57.960
I would, yeah. And what are they, what? 29th.

00:56:58.079 --> 00:57:01.360
29. Okay. Pretty low. I think that's a little

00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:05.019
low, but I also... That puts them just behind

00:57:05.019 --> 00:57:08.460
Jacksonville. No, I think they're better than

00:57:08.460 --> 00:57:12.739
that. They're better than that, too. Next up,

00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:15.940
we have Tampa Bay. Okay. Biggest need is inside

00:57:15.940 --> 00:57:19.659
linebacker. I'm not sure if they run a 3 -4 or

00:57:19.659 --> 00:57:24.000
4 -3. 4 -3, I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. So

00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:27.380
that'd just be the one guy. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry,

00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:29.760
the one person. I don't want to misgender the

00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:31.639
linebacker. It could be a female. We don't know.

00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:36.519
That never gets unfunny. No, it doesn't. They

00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:39.380
need edge rusher. Best improvement was O -line.

00:57:40.739 --> 00:57:43.739
So that's good news for their new quarterback.

00:57:43.860 --> 00:57:46.420
Oh, wait, I was talking Tampa Bay. Yeah, Tampa

00:57:46.420 --> 00:57:48.260
Bay. All right, back to Saints. Okay, inside

00:57:48.260 --> 00:57:50.420
linebackers when they need. Their most improved

00:57:50.420 --> 00:57:56.519
is pass rush. Okay. Well, the Saints. Or looking

00:57:56.519 --> 00:58:02.159
at mediocrity anyhow. Yeah. So... Tampa Bay is

00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:06.739
now ranked 14th. Okay. Over halfway. So they

00:58:06.739 --> 00:58:08.579
should be able to beat up on the Saints. I think

00:58:08.579 --> 00:58:11.280
so. I think so, yeah. And the Falcons. Yeah.

00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:13.360
Probably the Panthers. They made the playoffs

00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:18.440
last year. They did? So the pass rush, that would

00:58:18.440 --> 00:58:23.239
be your edge rushers and then your rushing linebackers.

00:58:24.110 --> 00:58:25.809
You know, because you put some guys in there

00:58:25.809 --> 00:58:27.550
because they're good on the pass and they're

00:58:27.550 --> 00:58:30.489
good for run stop, but there's guys you put in

00:58:30.489 --> 00:58:33.010
specifically to rush the passer. Who beat them

00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:36.769
in the playoffs last year? The Tampa Bay? Yeah,

00:58:36.789 --> 00:58:41.110
was it Washington? Yeah, I think it was. Yeah,

00:58:41.130 --> 00:58:44.130
Detroit got the bye. Yeah, and I don't think

00:58:44.130 --> 00:58:51.989
Minnesota played them. Okay. Yeah, anyway. Next

00:58:51.989 --> 00:58:55.010
up, we have Arizona. They need an inside linebacker

00:58:55.010 --> 00:58:59.409
as well. Their most improved is their defensive

00:58:59.409 --> 00:59:03.889
front. Just like Carolina, the entire defensive

00:59:03.889 --> 00:59:06.469
front has improved. That's their biggest improvement.

00:59:07.210 --> 00:59:09.590
It doesn't mean they're greatly improved. It

00:59:09.590 --> 00:59:11.489
just means that's the one that improved the most.

00:59:11.750 --> 00:59:14.909
This describes why I love football so much. It's

00:59:14.909 --> 00:59:17.969
because you don't see this in baseball. You see

00:59:17.969 --> 00:59:21.010
this in football because people can... Because

00:59:21.010 --> 00:59:23.210
of the structure, you can afford to do that.

00:59:23.329 --> 00:59:26.429
So these teams that have nots can suddenly become

00:59:26.429 --> 00:59:29.769
a half if they do things right. You know, there

00:59:29.769 --> 00:59:31.650
are teams that overspend on the wrong people,

00:59:31.730 --> 00:59:34.610
and there's teams that let the right people come

00:59:34.610 --> 00:59:38.250
to them. There's one more complication in baseball

00:59:38.250 --> 00:59:40.869
is because you can change the lineup. You know,

00:59:40.889 --> 00:59:42.969
you have your starters just like you do in football,

00:59:43.130 --> 00:59:45.510
but football doesn't change the lineup. So today

00:59:45.510 --> 00:59:48.170
you're going to be quarterback. Today you're

00:59:48.170 --> 00:59:50.989
going to be left corner. It doesn't happen that

00:59:50.989 --> 00:59:54.010
way. No, it does not. And another thing that's

00:59:54.010 --> 00:59:55.909
happening in baseball that I find really unique

00:59:55.909 --> 00:59:58.190
now, and, I mean, I'm still not, like, crazy

00:59:58.190 --> 01:00:01.409
about it like I used to be, but I like it still

01:00:01.409 --> 01:00:03.710
enough to watch a little of it but not a whole

01:00:03.710 --> 01:00:08.489
lot. So the way they're putting in in playoffs

01:00:08.489 --> 01:00:11.429
and stuff like that, they put in the relief pitchers

01:00:11.429 --> 01:00:16.380
first. Wow. They've been doing that. Or second.

01:00:16.679 --> 01:00:18.760
Early in the game? Yeah, they'll do like splitting

01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:20.760
it up three innings, three innings, three innings.

01:00:21.019 --> 01:00:26.119
Funny. Yeah, I mean, it really makes sense. Why

01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:28.760
not try it? Well, you got a guy that can throw

01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:30.940
for a couple of innings, can throw lights out

01:00:30.940 --> 01:00:33.119
and pull anybody. Why not throw them in there?

01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:35.579
Put them in before you get in the hole. Yeah,

01:00:35.579 --> 01:00:38.119
yeah. Wow, that makes a lot of sense. That's

01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:41.510
where the idea came from is, hey. We think the

01:00:41.510 --> 01:00:43.969
hitters are going to come up with at least a

01:00:43.969 --> 01:00:46.650
couple of runs first. So we think we can be 3

01:00:46.650 --> 01:00:51.190
-0 when we get to the seventh inning, 3 -0. You

01:00:51.190 --> 01:00:53.190
know, sometimes football teams do that. They'll

01:00:53.190 --> 01:00:57.199
start the game in the no -huddle offense. Yes.

01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:00.880
Very rarely did they used to start the game with

01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:03.099
an onside kick. That doesn't really happen anymore,

01:01:03.179 --> 01:01:05.000
especially with the new rules. But I have seen

01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.420
that in the past. They start the game with an

01:01:07.420 --> 01:01:09.699
onside kick. We saw it a couple years ago. I

01:01:09.699 --> 01:01:11.800
can't remember who did that. But, I mean, the

01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:14.619
Thursday night team was like, huh? Yeah. And

01:01:14.619 --> 01:01:18.940
it's against the Chiefs. Yeah, it was. I can't

01:01:18.940 --> 01:01:22.679
remember who it was, but it failed. Yeah. Anyhow.

01:01:22.820 --> 01:01:26.510
All right, next up we have the Rams. It's ironic.

01:01:26.650 --> 01:01:29.730
Their most improved area is wide receiver, but

01:01:29.730 --> 01:01:32.010
their area of biggest need is a number three

01:01:32.010 --> 01:01:34.769
wide receiver. You know, because they dumped

01:01:34.769 --> 01:01:37.469
Cooper Cup. Yeah. So I guess they have their

01:01:37.469 --> 01:01:39.389
two starters. They need somebody to dispel them.

01:01:39.489 --> 01:01:42.250
They drafted a couple also, I do believe. So

01:01:42.250 --> 01:01:46.590
we'll see. The Cooper Cup thing, I agree with

01:01:46.590 --> 01:01:49.269
100%. The guy was not producing as according

01:01:49.269 --> 01:01:52.530
to the money that he was trying to command. Yeah.

01:01:52.570 --> 01:01:55.119
And he's on the backside of his career. So I

01:01:55.119 --> 01:01:57.880
agree with that 100%. I think he went to Seattle,

01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:03.179
didn't he, Cup? Yes. So I could believe wide

01:02:03.179 --> 01:02:06.960
receiver. And it's kind of ironic. They really

01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:09.079
never came out and said it, but it was basically

01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:10.940
Cooper Cup was going to cost too much money.

01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:13.579
But the person they replaced him with cost pretty

01:02:13.579 --> 01:02:16.639
much the same money. Yeah. So that was them saying

01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:19.500
Cooper Cup was not as good as this guy, which

01:02:19.500 --> 01:02:21.780
is kind of the implication there. So I wouldn't

01:02:21.780 --> 01:02:25.099
see. You see, I agree. Cooper Cup ever having

01:02:25.099 --> 01:02:27.579
a nice thing to say about the Rams again? No,

01:02:27.659 --> 01:02:29.619
me neither. Or ever wanting to play there again?

01:02:31.679 --> 01:02:34.000
Okay, I've said Cooper Cup enough times for one

01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:37.940
day. Okay. You can say CK. Yeah, there we go.

01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:42.800
Up next, 49ers. Their biggest need right now

01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:47.000
is outside linebacker. So you can run around

01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:49.199
the end on them. I want to know the McCaffrey

01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:51.860
status. I do too. They're being really quiet

01:02:51.860 --> 01:02:56.809
about it. Look, he had a career -altering injury,

01:02:56.909 --> 01:02:59.349
and he's in his, what, 32 maybe, something like

01:02:59.349 --> 01:03:03.949
that? Yeah. Chances are, I mean, really, as good

01:03:03.949 --> 01:03:07.269
of an athlete as he is, he's not the same. He's

01:03:07.269 --> 01:03:10.110
not going to be the same. Yeah. When he was diagnosed,

01:03:10.369 --> 01:03:13.070
they came out and told everybody the way this

01:03:13.070 --> 01:03:16.130
disease works is it never gets better. It just

01:03:16.130 --> 01:03:19.030
gets worse over time. So how good you are now

01:03:19.030 --> 01:03:21.730
is the best you'll ever be. And tomorrow you'll

01:03:21.730 --> 01:03:23.679
be a little worse. But that's still the best

01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:25.539
he'll be from now on. And that's the same with

01:03:25.539 --> 01:03:27.659
his program. Yeah, that's pretty much. Tomorrow

01:03:27.659 --> 01:03:28.739
we're going to be worse. Day after that we're

01:03:28.739 --> 01:03:31.039
going to be worse. But, yeah, are you going to

01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:33.739
make that guy your number one running back? I

01:03:33.739 --> 01:03:36.239
don't think you can. And they lost Mitchell to

01:03:36.239 --> 01:03:38.619
us. I know Mitchell was injured a lot. But if

01:03:38.619 --> 01:03:42.539
he can stay healthy, that's a 1 ,000 -yard runner

01:03:42.539 --> 01:03:45.820
right there. Yeah. And the Chiefs have the luxury

01:03:45.820 --> 01:03:49.099
of being able to use the running game as a changeup.

01:03:49.260 --> 01:03:52.760
Yes. Instead of, well, we pound the football,

01:03:52.980 --> 01:03:55.579
we run on every down, so your running back is

01:03:55.579 --> 01:03:58.699
going to get hammered. And with those receivers

01:03:58.699 --> 01:04:01.780
that the Chiefs have, and if they're all healthy,

01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:06.480
in the middle that you have with Bray and Kelsey,

01:04:06.800 --> 01:04:10.900
you're going to be doing the pass to set up the

01:04:10.900 --> 01:04:13.840
run a lot. Yeah. Instead of the other way around.

01:04:13.980 --> 01:04:18.280
Yeah, absolutely. Niners' most improved area

01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:21.500
is the defensive line, and they're ranked 15th.

01:04:22.119 --> 01:04:24.599
I think that's about right. I think so. Yeah.

01:04:26.179 --> 01:04:29.760
Seattle, their biggest need is center. Their

01:04:29.760 --> 01:04:34.539
biggest improvement is quarterback. Sam Darnold?

01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:36.920
Apparently they think he's a lot better than

01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:42.900
Geno was. Okay. And they're ranked 16th. Okay.

01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:48.550
But that's how ironic that... I think they might

01:04:48.550 --> 01:04:50.750
have let Geno go. Didn't he get a little cocky

01:04:50.750 --> 01:04:52.929
last year and make some statements? And they're

01:04:52.929 --> 01:04:56.429
kind of like, ah. I thought it was ironic that

01:04:56.429 --> 01:05:00.730
the guy who's going to be under center is your

01:05:00.730 --> 01:05:02.610
most improved player, but now you need a center.

01:05:03.769 --> 01:05:09.989
Yeah. Yeah, which, what, you know. Just a little

01:05:09.989 --> 01:05:14.329
strange. Yeah. All right. Let me put this stuff

01:05:14.329 --> 01:05:22.630
back in order. Okay. So I think DoorDash, we're

01:05:22.630 --> 01:05:26.210
talking a little bit here off the program. I

01:05:26.210 --> 01:05:28.530
think, you know, we used to order pizza when

01:05:28.530 --> 01:05:31.070
I was a teenager and worked Jack's Dad. Oh, yeah.

01:05:31.230 --> 01:05:33.929
And they used to come in there and be like, did

01:05:33.929 --> 01:05:35.630
you guys want the pizza? We're like, yeah, we

01:05:35.630 --> 01:05:38.809
wanted the pizza. And then we used to trade with

01:05:38.809 --> 01:05:41.170
them, too. Like, hey, you guys got a few pizzas

01:05:41.170 --> 01:05:43.659
left over? Yeah. Oh, we got some barbecue meat

01:05:43.659 --> 01:05:46.460
and some, you know, this and that hanging out,

01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.360
you know, and we just switched. Yep, yep. I never

01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:51.360
worked at a fast food place that did that, but

01:05:51.360 --> 01:05:53.300
I've heard of a lot that, you know, they'll swap

01:05:53.300 --> 01:05:54.900
food with somebody else. You just got to come

01:05:54.900 --> 01:05:58.000
in and out the back door. Yeah, yep. And it was

01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:00.079
a little perk that all the managers were just

01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:03.739
kind of like, let them do it. Yep. Here's the

01:06:03.739 --> 01:06:05.800
weird thing. The other day I was getting my car

01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:07.719
worked on and they needed a part they didn't

01:06:07.719 --> 01:06:11.960
have. It was delivered by DoorDash. Why wouldn't

01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:14.260
they do that? Yeah, it made perfect sense. I

01:06:14.260 --> 01:06:17.039
remember auto parts stores and companies having

01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:19.679
their own delivery service. Yeah. Well, the truck

01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:21.880
will be here at 10. Napa used to have their own

01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:23.739
trucks, remember? Yeah. They had that little

01:06:23.739 --> 01:06:26.519
light on the top of them that said Napa. Yeah.

01:06:26.679 --> 01:06:29.039
It's all DoorDash. All DoorDash. That makes so

01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:34.260
much sense. It does. Yeah. Cool. So that's why

01:06:34.260 --> 01:06:36.920
the auto part arrived smelling like french fries.

01:06:37.699 --> 01:06:43.099
Yeah. Hey, I'm all for that. No kidding. As long

01:06:43.099 --> 01:06:47.079
as they save me a couple. I've got some interesting

01:06:47.079 --> 01:06:51.519
rules from the NFL rules that all but one are

01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:54.179
still in effect. And they're either kind of hard

01:06:54.179 --> 01:06:57.679
to understand or rarely come up. So I thought

01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:00.960
I'd pass that along. Sounds good to me. Our microphone

01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:03.460
condom needs to step up its game a little bit

01:07:03.460 --> 01:07:09.579
here. I might have to double layer it. There

01:07:09.579 --> 01:07:11.699
we go. Okay, we got the condom back on. We doubled

01:07:11.699 --> 01:07:14.079
up because we think this is a dirty leg here.

01:07:14.139 --> 01:07:16.280
Still has its reservoir tip so we can practice

01:07:16.280 --> 01:07:20.239
safe podcasting. Yep. Alright. Oh yeah, there

01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:21.940
was a big gust right there. I didn't hear a damn

01:07:21.940 --> 01:07:24.940
thing. That did work then. That did work. Alright,

01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:27.980
first we got some of these NFL rules. The first

01:07:27.980 --> 01:07:31.179
one is the one that's been repealed. And it is

01:07:31.179 --> 01:07:37.289
the tuck rule. Oh yeah. It... Got its claim to

01:07:37.289 --> 01:07:41.570
fame in 1999 when it was the Patriots and the

01:07:41.570 --> 01:07:46.570
Raiders in a very snowy game. The Raiders referred

01:07:46.570 --> 01:07:53.210
to it as a snow job game. Oh, yeah. The rule

01:07:53.210 --> 01:07:55.690
basically states that if a quarterback is trying

01:07:55.690 --> 01:08:00.250
to tuck the ball away in the judgment of the

01:08:00.250 --> 01:08:05.199
official, then anything he does. Even if it looks

01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:07.880
like a forward pass, even if the ball gets knocked

01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:10.420
out, no matter what happens, as long as the official

01:08:10.420 --> 01:08:13.920
thinks, okay, he's tucking the ball away, can't

01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:16.880
be a fumble. It's an incomplete pass if the ball

01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:19.560
comes out. Okay. Which is really weird because

01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:23.279
it depends on the quarterback deciding, I'm not

01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:25.720
going to pass, I'm going to tuck the ball away.

01:08:25.819 --> 01:08:28.539
But then if the ball comes out, it's an incomplete

01:08:28.539 --> 01:08:33.310
pass. What a weird -ass rule. I know. I'm glad

01:08:33.310 --> 01:08:38.270
they repealed it. Yes. But on the replay, they

01:08:38.270 --> 01:08:40.750
showed his arm moving forward like he was passing

01:08:40.750 --> 01:08:44.529
it. And the official said, see, that proves it

01:08:44.529 --> 01:08:47.409
was a tuck. Because his arm was moving forward

01:08:47.409 --> 01:08:51.729
like he's tucking the ball away. Yeah. I'm glad

01:08:51.729 --> 01:08:54.250
it's repealed. 14 more years we had to suffer

01:08:54.250 --> 01:08:59.250
with that piece of shit. Yeah, it was a worthless

01:08:59.250 --> 01:09:01.609
rule that just got in the way at certain times.

01:09:01.710 --> 01:09:04.149
Get rid of it. It seemed like it was basically

01:09:04.149 --> 01:09:06.770
there to make sure the officials could alter

01:09:06.770 --> 01:09:09.189
the flow of the game if needed. Yeah. Just make

01:09:09.189 --> 01:09:11.310
up some crap and say, yeah, whatever. Those are

01:09:11.310 --> 01:09:13.550
the rules that I hate is the ones that are just

01:09:13.550 --> 01:09:18.510
kind of up to the viewer, the ref, you know,

01:09:18.510 --> 01:09:20.289
going, well, I think it's this. I don't want

01:09:20.289 --> 01:09:22.369
any, well, I think it's this. I want a definite.

01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:25.649
That's allowed or not. Yeah. Well, this next

01:09:25.649 --> 01:09:27.789
rule kind of falls in that category, too. It's

01:09:27.789 --> 01:09:31.289
called the palpably unfair act rule. Interesting.

01:09:31.369 --> 01:09:36.789
Okay. And this came up last year when Philly

01:09:36.789 --> 01:09:38.829
was trying to score at the goal line and Washington

01:09:38.829 --> 01:09:42.649
kept jumping the snap over and over and over.

01:09:43.329 --> 01:09:45.710
And the official said, look, do that one more

01:09:45.710 --> 01:09:47.869
time or we're just going to give Philly the touchdown

01:09:47.869 --> 01:09:50.649
because what you're doing is blatantly unfair.

01:09:51.689 --> 01:09:54.970
And that's what the rule is about. If a team

01:09:54.970 --> 01:09:57.430
or a player is violating a rule in such a way

01:09:57.430 --> 01:09:59.850
that the Zebra believes it is specifically to

01:09:59.850 --> 01:10:02.430
prevent a score or any other significant play,

01:10:02.729 --> 01:10:06.130
then the official can award what they believe

01:10:06.130 --> 01:10:08.810
the result of the play would have been without

01:10:08.810 --> 01:10:12.029
that unfair act. I agree because that was bullshit.

01:10:12.029 --> 01:10:15.529
That was a complete waste of time. Yep. And it

01:10:15.529 --> 01:10:19.479
was like just, yeah. I'm recalling a game in

01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:23.420
the 80s, possibly 90s, where a player was running

01:10:23.420 --> 01:10:25.439
down the sideline with the ball and was going

01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:28.079
to score a touchdown. And one of the players

01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:31.520
on the sideline stepped out and tripped it. And

01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:36.520
all it was was 15 yards from that spot. Wow,

01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:41.159
okay. He actually provably prevented the touchdown.

01:10:42.939 --> 01:10:45.140
Why wouldn't a player do that every single time?

01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:47.399
Yeah, exactly. You're preventing a touchdown,

01:10:47.579 --> 01:10:50.619
and the penalty is just 15 yards. Do it every

01:10:50.619 --> 01:10:52.439
time. Do it every time, yeah. So I think the

01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:55.300
unfair act rule is to counteract something like

01:10:55.300 --> 01:10:57.659
that. I love that. Yeah. Because that happens

01:10:57.659 --> 01:11:02.199
all the damn time. Yeah. What's that? Helpfully

01:11:02.199 --> 01:11:06.279
unfair act. The holy roller. We were talking

01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:12.600
about this on the way down. The rule got its

01:11:12.600 --> 01:11:17.520
name in an Oakland Raiders game where the ball

01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:21.520
was fumbled forward, and then another player

01:11:21.520 --> 01:11:24.359
kicked and swatted it forward, and then a third

01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:26.720
player kicked and swatted it into the end zone

01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:31.199
and fell on it for a touchdown. So they came

01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:37.479
up with this rule that a fumble, if it occurs

01:11:37.479 --> 01:11:40.649
in the last two and a half minutes of game, or

01:11:40.649 --> 01:11:44.609
at any time on fourth down, the fumble cannot

01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:48.710
be recovered by a teammate. If you fumble it,

01:11:48.729 --> 01:11:51.350
you've got to recover it, and then you can advance

01:11:51.350 --> 01:11:54.430
it. If your teammate recovers it, it goes back

01:11:54.430 --> 01:11:57.430
to the spot where you fumbled. If it goes out

01:11:57.430 --> 01:11:59.729
of bounds, it goes to the spot where it went

01:11:59.729 --> 01:12:01.729
out of bounds or where you fumbled, whichever

01:12:01.729 --> 01:12:06.880
is farther back. Yep. That's pretty cool. So

01:12:06.880 --> 01:12:10.100
that came into play in 1978 was when the Raiders

01:12:10.100 --> 01:12:14.699
did that Holy Roller play. Wow, 1978. Okay. I

01:12:14.699 --> 01:12:18.739
was a junior in high school. Actually, that would

01:12:18.739 --> 01:12:20.819
have been the football season of 78, so that

01:12:20.819 --> 01:12:23.140
would have been my senior year because the following

01:12:23.140 --> 01:12:25.460
spring would have been 79. Yeah, I was still

01:12:25.460 --> 01:12:29.260
in grade school. I was listening to Pink Floyd.

01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:34.119
I was trying to listen to Pink Floyd and Kiss

01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:36.560
and all these bands. But, you know, of course,

01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:38.699
the parents knew that they were all devil worshippers

01:12:38.699 --> 01:12:40.699
and were trying to indoctrinate us into that

01:12:40.699 --> 01:12:44.039
lifestyle. I think Pink Floyd Animals had recently

01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:46.579
come out, and The Wall wasn't quite there yet.

01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:50.039
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, The Wall, yeah. Yeah, The Wall,

01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:53.859
they... That's a no -no list for parents. Yeah.

01:12:54.340 --> 01:12:57.520
So... All right, next rule is the illegal forward

01:12:57.520 --> 01:13:00.800
pass rule. There's a couple of... parts of this

01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:04.039
that most people don't quite remember sometimes

01:13:04.039 --> 01:13:11.739
um only one forward pass per play so if the ball

01:13:11.739 --> 01:13:15.859
is pitched forward at any time that counts as

01:13:15.859 --> 01:13:23.739
a forward pass um let's see the quarterback has

01:13:23.739 --> 01:13:26.750
to be behind the line of scrimmage But as long

01:13:26.750 --> 01:13:29.550
as he has even one toe behind the line of scrimmage,

01:13:29.569 --> 01:13:31.289
the rest of him can be over it and it's still

01:13:31.289 --> 01:13:34.430
okay. Yeah. He has to be completely over the

01:13:34.430 --> 01:13:37.170
line. But another thing that occasionally crops

01:13:37.170 --> 01:13:40.149
up is if he completely crosses the line and then

01:13:40.149 --> 01:13:42.689
scampers back behind the line, uh -uh, can't

01:13:42.689 --> 01:13:45.350
throw the ball. Once you cross that line, it's

01:13:45.350 --> 01:13:47.510
a no going back kind of thing. There will be

01:13:47.510 --> 01:13:52.859
no pass. Okay. So that doesn't always come up,

01:13:52.899 --> 01:13:55.300
but I have seen quarterbacks run over the line

01:13:55.300 --> 01:13:56.899
and then run back and throw the ball. Yeah, I

01:13:56.899 --> 01:14:01.560
have too. Doesn't work. Okay. So one pass per

01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:04.739
play. I think that's a pretty reasonable rule.

01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:07.960
All right. Next up, the goalpost doink rule.

01:14:08.500 --> 01:14:10.539
Oh, I didn't know anything about this. Yeah.

01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:14.340
Go ahead. Hitting the goalpost and going in counts

01:14:14.340 --> 01:14:17.619
as the score. Hitting any goalpost and going

01:14:17.619 --> 01:14:20.859
back out does not score. I think it was last

01:14:20.859 --> 01:14:24.319
season, Chicago had a double doink. Oh, that's

01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:26.180
right. They did an upright, then the crossbar,

01:14:26.279 --> 01:14:29.479
and then came out. And they really needed that

01:14:29.479 --> 01:14:32.899
three points. They did, yeah. They lost the game

01:14:32.899 --> 01:14:36.119
because of it, I guess. Yeah, I think so. But

01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:39.920
here's the second part of that rule. If the ball

01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:44.399
hits anything else, like cables or a camera or

01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:49.699
the screen or anything, it's a do -over. All

01:14:49.699 --> 01:14:52.039
of that is considered interference and a do -over.

01:14:52.260 --> 01:14:54.779
Well, I don't know if you saw this last year.

01:14:54.800 --> 01:14:57.659
I think I told you about it actually on the show.

01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:03.260
A snowball came really close to nailing a football

01:15:03.260 --> 01:15:05.100
being kicked through the uprights in Buffalo.

01:15:05.659 --> 01:15:09.960
Oh, wow. It was within inches. Wow, like ballistic

01:15:09.960 --> 01:15:12.979
missile technology. Shoot down the enemy missile.

01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:17.819
Yes. That's awesome. So before that may not have

01:15:17.819 --> 01:15:20.159
been deemed as interference. Now that can be

01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:22.119
deemed as interference. Now that would be considered

01:15:22.119 --> 01:15:23.779
interference. I'm sure it's on YouTube. Give

01:15:23.779 --> 01:15:25.939
it a look. I mean, that snowball is just like

01:15:25.939 --> 01:15:28.680
inches away from the football. That could even

01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:31.539
come under the palpably unfair act. That's another

01:15:31.539 --> 01:15:34.619
one, too. They could just award the kick. Yeah.

01:15:34.680 --> 01:15:36.600
I think that would be the smarter way to do it.

01:15:36.619 --> 01:15:38.800
That would discourage the fans. It's like, oh,

01:15:38.859 --> 01:15:40.260
okay, you're going to do that? We're just going

01:15:40.260 --> 01:15:42.340
to give them the points. The funny thing is nobody

01:15:42.340 --> 01:15:46.119
said anything about it. They don't want to advertise

01:15:46.119 --> 01:15:48.020
it. Because they're going to start doing it more

01:15:48.020 --> 01:15:50.680
often. Every stadium is going to come in with

01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:51.920
something they can throw. It was plain sight

01:15:51.920 --> 01:15:56.760
right there. Damn. Wow. Yeah. Well, here's one

01:15:56.760 --> 01:15:59.539
rule that I did not know. It's the lost helmet

01:15:59.539 --> 01:16:03.819
rule. If any player... Oh, Mike Mahomes couldn't

01:16:03.819 --> 01:16:06.199
find his helmet, remember? This is during a play.

01:16:06.479 --> 01:16:09.220
Oh, during a play? Yeah. If a player loses his

01:16:09.220 --> 01:16:12.779
helmet during a play and he's not the ball carrier...

01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:15.960
the play is dead instantly at that point. Any

01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:19.539
player, anywhere on the field, loses his helmet.

01:16:19.659 --> 01:16:21.659
For safety reasons, yes. Blown dead immediately.

01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:24.800
Yeah. Now, if a player takes his helmet off,

01:16:24.859 --> 01:16:27.079
that's a different matter. Yeah, no, you can't

01:16:27.079 --> 01:16:29.359
do that. If they take it off, that should be

01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:31.399
unsportsmanlike conduct like they do anywhere

01:16:31.399 --> 01:16:34.659
in 15 yards. And I have seen an instance where,

01:16:34.739 --> 01:16:37.520
this is in college, where a player put his helmet

01:16:37.520 --> 01:16:39.819
on in such a way that it was going to get pushed

01:16:39.819 --> 01:16:43.449
off every single time. And they stopped play,

01:16:43.590 --> 01:16:45.510
stopped play, and stopped. Finally, they told

01:16:45.510 --> 01:16:47.350
the kid to go to the sideline and fix it, or

01:16:47.350 --> 01:16:50.590
he couldn't play anymore. But I didn't know in

01:16:50.590 --> 01:16:53.270
the NFL that if anybody loses a helmet during

01:16:53.270 --> 01:16:55.449
the play, the play's dead unless you've got the

01:16:55.449 --> 01:16:57.390
ball in your hands. It also leads to ball biting.

01:16:58.810 --> 01:17:04.449
That is true. Biggin is rolling over in his tar

01:17:04.449 --> 01:17:07.170
pit or wherever he is. Yeah, probably in prison,

01:17:07.390 --> 01:17:11.109
I'd imagine. Hopefully in solitary. Oh, yeah.

01:17:11.170 --> 01:17:13.210
You know, we couldn't afford our own helmets.

01:17:13.229 --> 01:17:15.789
So by the time we got the hand -me -downs, they

01:17:15.789 --> 01:17:17.670
were already shaped like somebody else's head.

01:17:18.289 --> 01:17:21.229
And every time they'd hit us, our helmets would

01:17:21.229 --> 01:17:25.630
pop off. No give left in those things. Oh, yeah.

01:17:25.689 --> 01:17:30.149
You know, they're all like going, ha -ha. So,

01:17:30.149 --> 01:17:32.569
anyhow, yeah, we were praying for white helmets.

01:17:32.670 --> 01:17:34.529
All we had to do was put that little Viking.

01:17:35.430 --> 01:17:38.609
oh yeah now if they're like a different colored

01:17:38.609 --> 01:17:41.949
helmet it'd be like we spray painted yeah so

01:17:41.949 --> 01:17:44.550
yeah this is a small school in the country guys

01:17:44.550 --> 01:17:47.670
yeah can't buy new helmets every year nope all

01:17:47.670 --> 01:17:51.590
right we have an inadvertent whistle rule during

01:17:51.590 --> 01:17:53.930
the play if any official blows their whistle

01:17:53.930 --> 01:17:56.409
for any reason even if it's a mistake plays over

01:17:56.409 --> 01:18:00.489
no going back no no i don't like that no do over

01:18:00.489 --> 01:18:03.489
because That's happened so many times. You can

01:18:03.489 --> 01:18:06.270
manipulate a game really easy like that. And

01:18:06.270 --> 01:18:08.789
you can pay an official to blow their whistle.

01:18:09.229 --> 01:18:11.390
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There was a game

01:18:11.390 --> 01:18:15.489
recently between the Patriots and the Bills.

01:18:16.130 --> 01:18:18.270
Well, not too recently because Brady was still

01:18:18.270 --> 01:18:21.590
the quarterback back then. Brady was scrambling,

01:18:21.689 --> 01:18:25.390
and he was still looking to throw the ball downfield.

01:18:26.470 --> 01:18:29.010
And there was a Bills player bearing down on

01:18:29.010 --> 01:18:33.560
him trying to sack him. The official blew the

01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:35.720
whistle claiming, oh, I thought Brady stepped

01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:37.640
out of bounds and he was going to get sacked

01:18:37.640 --> 01:18:39.800
anyway. So I just blew the whistle to end the

01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:42.760
play. Brady was pissed and the whole rest of

01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:45.659
the Patriots were because he said, I had someone

01:18:45.659 --> 01:18:47.460
down field and I was about to throw the damn

01:18:47.460 --> 01:18:50.500
thing. The Bills were pissed because the player

01:18:50.500 --> 01:18:52.859
was like, I had him. I was going to get that

01:18:52.859 --> 01:18:55.600
sack and I need that for my incentive bonuses.

01:18:57.500 --> 01:18:59.779
The officials stopped the play through that interversion

01:18:59.779 --> 01:19:03.399
whistle, and both teams were pissed. I remember

01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:05.840
that, too. That's pretty awesome. I know. I remember

01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:07.399
that, too. When you're going to make a mistake,

01:19:07.579 --> 01:19:10.960
make it big. Yeah, they were all looking at different

01:19:10.960 --> 01:19:12.600
things. They were going, I could have done this,

01:19:12.659 --> 01:19:14.699
I could have done that. Then the officials in

01:19:14.699 --> 01:19:17.640
the middle went. Yeah, but there's no way out

01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:19.380
of it. It's like, hey, once I blow the whistle,

01:19:19.460 --> 01:19:25.029
that's it. And I would not be surprised if somebody

01:19:25.029 --> 01:19:27.069
smuggles a whistle on the field and starts blowing

01:19:27.069 --> 01:19:30.590
it. And the players just kind of stop. And then

01:19:30.590 --> 01:19:33.710
they keep the ones that weren't. Oh, that wasn't

01:19:33.710 --> 01:19:40.149
an official whistle. What? Sorry? Oh, I said

01:19:40.149 --> 01:19:41.930
no. What they're doing is they'd be going around

01:19:41.930 --> 01:19:43.529
going, did you blow it? Did you blow it? Yeah.

01:19:43.829 --> 01:19:45.090
I thought you were pointing to somebody over

01:19:45.090 --> 01:19:46.970
there. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah.

01:19:49.320 --> 01:19:51.720
Or somebody in the stands blows a whistle. Yeah,

01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:53.779
that's what I'm saying is, and then the team

01:19:53.779 --> 01:19:56.340
that, like, quit, they heard the, and then the

01:19:56.340 --> 01:19:57.880
other team knew that someone had the whistle.

01:19:58.159 --> 01:20:00.760
They run in that zone, and then the other team's

01:20:00.760 --> 01:20:02.260
going, well, who blew the whistle? And they all

01:20:02.260 --> 01:20:05.140
go, I didn't. What a mess that would be. That

01:20:05.140 --> 01:20:06.720
would be a mess. Then they would have to put,

01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:09.500
like, a chip in the whistle that would register

01:20:09.500 --> 01:20:12.199
as an official whistle blow, and then the light

01:20:12.199 --> 01:20:14.500
would pop. Oh, they'll have something. Yeah.

01:20:17.220 --> 01:20:24.670
Okay, up. Next is the fair catch kick rule. Okay.

01:20:25.569 --> 01:20:29.609
Any team that fair catches a punt or a free kick,

01:20:29.829 --> 01:20:32.350
not a kickoff, it has to be a punt or a free

01:20:32.350 --> 01:20:34.489
kick. Okay. Free kick is what they do after a

01:20:34.489 --> 01:20:37.789
safety. Yeah. If there's any time left on the

01:20:37.789 --> 01:20:41.550
clock, you can fair catch it. You've got the

01:20:41.550 --> 01:20:44.550
ball right there. Uh -huh. And then you can immediately

01:20:44.550 --> 01:20:49.380
try an uncontested field goal. The other team

01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:52.600
has to stand back 10 yards. Oh, I get one. And

01:20:52.600 --> 01:20:56.060
the way you kick it is you drop it to the ground.

01:20:56.119 --> 01:20:58.500
It hits the ground, bounces up, then you kick

01:20:58.500 --> 01:21:03.100
it. You can't use a tee. So your choice is the

01:21:03.100 --> 01:21:05.380
drop kick or somebody spots the ball directly

01:21:05.380 --> 01:21:08.439
on the dirt instead of a kicking tee, and you

01:21:08.439 --> 01:21:11.539
try it that way. Wow. But that is the way if

01:21:11.539 --> 01:21:16.159
you're down by three points or fewer. And the

01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:18.920
other team does a crap punt. and you fielded

01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:21.520
it like you're 35, and there's two seconds left,

01:21:21.760 --> 01:21:24.399
fair catch it. Bring your field goal kicker out.

01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:27.560
The other team can interfere. They have to sit

01:21:27.560 --> 01:21:30.500
back and watch it happen. Yeah. But, you know,

01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:33.180
the last player to do that was was Doug Flutie.

01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:37.579
That's how far back it was. Wow. All five foot

01:21:37.579 --> 01:21:45.180
six of them. Yep. So, it's, yeah, it's always

01:21:45.180 --> 01:21:47.369
three points because it's a field goal. I was

01:21:47.369 --> 01:21:49.210
getting confused with the last one, which is

01:21:49.210 --> 01:21:51.630
the dropkick rule. Can you do a fake field goal?

01:21:53.149 --> 01:21:56.789
I don't think so. I think it has to be a fair

01:21:56.789 --> 01:21:58.770
catch type of kick. Yeah, because everybody's

01:21:58.770 --> 01:22:01.470
10 yards back. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you're right.

01:22:01.789 --> 01:22:04.869
Okay. All right, now we have a dropkick rule.

01:22:06.529 --> 01:22:13.010
It is currently legal that at any time, any player...

01:22:13.369 --> 01:22:15.529
can drop kick that ball through the goal post

01:22:15.529 --> 01:22:19.130
and get three points. No matter what, as long

01:22:19.130 --> 01:22:22.010
as a play is running, you have the ball, you

01:22:22.010 --> 01:22:23.649
can drop kick it through the goal post for three

01:22:23.649 --> 01:22:28.229
points. Wow. And almost no one ever does it because

01:22:28.229 --> 01:22:30.430
you have to do a drop kick, which means hits

01:22:30.430 --> 01:22:33.949
the ground, bounces up, then you kick it. It's

01:22:33.949 --> 01:22:36.750
kind of tough to do. College used to do it fairly

01:22:36.750 --> 01:22:40.609
often. You can also do it for an extra point.

01:22:40.850 --> 01:22:45.029
I actually, I like doing that. I do too. I wish

01:22:45.029 --> 01:22:47.170
more teams would do it. You've got this guy,

01:22:47.250 --> 01:22:52.569
he's running down the field and there's like

01:22:52.569 --> 01:22:54.630
six guys in front of him going to keep him from

01:22:54.630 --> 01:22:57.869
scoring. He just calls up and kicks it through

01:22:57.869 --> 01:23:01.149
the goal post and sends it into overtime. Why

01:23:01.149 --> 01:23:03.770
not? That would be cool. Can you imagine the

01:23:03.770 --> 01:23:06.729
outsers? It's going down to 20. Oh, hey, he's

01:23:06.729 --> 01:23:10.850
kicking. I imagine probably 75 % of current NFL

01:23:10.850 --> 01:23:14.529
players don't even know that's a rule. They probably

01:23:14.529 --> 01:23:16.630
don't even know. Well, I mean, look at the Super

01:23:16.630 --> 01:23:18.750
Bowl two years ago. Yeah, they didn't know the

01:23:18.750 --> 01:23:21.670
overtime rule. Yeah, and a lot of people said

01:23:21.670 --> 01:23:24.670
that Shanahan, I think something like that is

01:23:24.670 --> 01:23:27.069
actually the players. Absolutely. How could you

01:23:27.069 --> 01:23:30.229
not know that? Shanahan doesn't need that on

01:23:30.229 --> 01:23:33.289
his plate. Is he going to have to teach them

01:23:33.289 --> 01:23:36.529
about not jumping off sides? Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

01:23:36.609 --> 01:23:40.000
it's ridiculous. They should have known. Yeah,

01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:43.779
and to be fair, I'm not even sure if Nicole Hardman

01:23:43.779 --> 01:23:47.020
knew. Yeah, I don't think he did. He said he

01:23:47.020 --> 01:23:48.899
didn't know they'd won until Mahomes came running

01:23:48.899 --> 01:23:50.659
in and jumped on them and said, we won, we won.

01:23:51.680 --> 01:23:57.800
He's like, oh, that was it? Oh, okay. And I can't

01:23:57.800 --> 01:24:01.819
wait until, who hired him? Minnesota? No, no,

01:24:01.819 --> 01:24:06.649
no. Someone. Offered him a contract. He signed

01:24:06.649 --> 01:24:08.649
a contract with another team. That's right. I

01:24:08.649 --> 01:24:11.229
heard that the other day. You know what's cool

01:24:11.229 --> 01:24:15.670
is? He'll be back probably mid -season. Probably

01:24:15.670 --> 01:24:17.569
so. When they drop him. Yeah. We'll grab him.

01:24:17.569 --> 01:24:21.210
If he doesn't make the roster, yeah, Chiefs are

01:24:21.210 --> 01:24:23.180
going to keep an eye open, definitely. I mean,

01:24:23.199 --> 01:24:26.880
I like him. He never was the poor man's Tyreek

01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:30.039
Hill like they thought. Yeah. But he has been

01:24:30.039 --> 01:24:33.199
a very good player. Dynamic. Different dynamics,

01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:36.220
yeah. He's not the everyday guy. He's a guy that

01:24:36.220 --> 01:24:39.359
you go in there here and there, and a lot of

01:24:39.359 --> 01:24:41.439
times he'll pull something out of his ass. Yeah.

01:24:43.140 --> 01:24:46.600
And another thing that's very underrated about

01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:50.239
that final play of the Super Bowl before, the

01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:53.739
one against the 49ers, is... McCall Hardman and

01:24:53.739 --> 01:24:59.180
Patrick Mahomes' bluff. Yes. They looked like

01:24:59.180 --> 01:25:01.539
they were just there strictly just to be there.

01:25:02.460 --> 01:25:04.739
He's like, you know, the ball's getting handed

01:25:04.739 --> 01:25:07.600
off. We're going to run it up the gut. And McCall

01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:09.079
Hardman's over there just kind of looking like,

01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.979
I'm just going to run up there and see what I

01:25:11.979 --> 01:25:15.220
can do. Yep. No one even thought about it. So

01:25:15.220 --> 01:25:17.739
it was a great bluff. The guy does have some

01:25:17.739 --> 01:25:21.050
stuff, but he is getting older. And I understand

01:25:21.050 --> 01:25:23.670
why they didn't re -sign him. Yeah, I get it.

01:25:24.909 --> 01:25:28.189
Well, I have a list of predicted Offensive Rookie

01:25:28.189 --> 01:25:30.189
of the Year and Defensive Rookie of the Year.

01:25:30.329 --> 01:25:33.890
Okay. Want to take a look at that? Yeah. Number

01:25:33.890 --> 01:25:36.630
one on the list is quarterback Cam Ward, who's

01:25:36.630 --> 01:25:40.449
now playing for the Titans. I can see that kind

01:25:40.449 --> 01:25:43.189
of being the hands -down favorite right now for

01:25:43.189 --> 01:25:47.430
Offensive Rookie of the Year. Receivers would

01:25:47.430 --> 01:25:50.489
really like to get that one of these years. They

01:25:50.489 --> 01:25:56.970
just don't seem to. What do they say? In 2023,

01:25:57.409 --> 01:26:01.609
C .J. Stroud won the award over Puka Nakua, despite

01:26:01.609 --> 01:26:03.970
the fact that the wide receiver set rookie records

01:26:03.970 --> 01:26:07.229
in both receptions with 105 and yardage with

01:26:07.229 --> 01:26:10.590
1486. I was on board with C .J. Stroud getting

01:26:10.590 --> 01:26:13.170
it, but then after I read that, that article

01:26:13.170 --> 01:26:15.689
came out a couple of weeks before or two after

01:26:15.689 --> 01:26:21.560
C .J. Stroud won it. And I thought the same thing.

01:26:21.840 --> 01:26:25.680
I was unaware of his statistics. Yeah. I mean,

01:26:25.699 --> 01:26:28.319
honestly, C .J. Stroud had a great year, and

01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:30.119
I think the reason that he won is because they

01:26:30.119 --> 01:26:33.020
went to the playoffs. Playoffs. And won. And

01:26:33.020 --> 01:26:37.100
won one. It's odd because that brings up the

01:26:37.100 --> 01:26:39.699
point is they tend to vote this as partially

01:26:39.699 --> 01:26:42.560
most valuable player. Yes. But it's not. It's

01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:46.140
not, I know. It's what the individual's achievements,

01:26:46.340 --> 01:26:49.359
regardless of how the team did. Yeah, so I think

01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:51.739
they missed that one, but you know what? It's

01:26:51.739 --> 01:26:54.539
a really great story when you see C .J. Stroud

01:26:54.539 --> 01:26:56.939
out there in the playoffs, and it makes a great

01:26:56.939 --> 01:26:59.859
marquee game. The youngsters, C .J. Stroud against

01:26:59.859 --> 01:27:04.340
the elder or Patrick Mahomes or whoever, or Aaron

01:27:04.340 --> 01:27:07.359
Rodgers or somebody. It's the thing they've been

01:27:07.359 --> 01:27:09.920
doing forever in the NFL is promoting things

01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:13.399
so well, like the battle of the young and the

01:27:13.399 --> 01:27:16.189
old. He's going to take the belt. Or if they

01:27:16.189 --> 01:27:19.210
both played for the same college or for rival

01:27:19.210 --> 01:27:21.729
colleges is even better. So I see how come C

01:27:21.729 --> 01:27:25.149
.J. Stroud is a better, for the NFL, a better

01:27:25.149 --> 01:27:30.930
rookie of the year. Then in 2024, Jaden Daniels

01:27:30.930 --> 01:27:33.090
won the award for Offensive Rookie of the Year

01:27:33.090 --> 01:27:36.850
over tight end Brock Bowers, who broke Nakua's...

01:27:37.159 --> 01:27:39.539
previous rookie receptions records with 112.

01:27:40.140 --> 01:27:43.979
And he broke Mike Ditka's mark for most receiving

01:27:43.979 --> 01:27:47.880
yards by a rookie tied in with 1 ,194, a record

01:27:47.880 --> 01:27:52.359
that had stood since 1961. And he still didn't

01:27:52.359 --> 01:27:55.680
get the award. And they're again getting the

01:27:55.680 --> 01:27:59.319
MVP mixed up with this. Yeah, because they said

01:27:59.319 --> 01:28:03.279
Stroud got 48 of a possible 50 first place votes.

01:28:03.869 --> 01:28:06.869
and Daniels the next day got 49 out of a possible

01:28:06.869 --> 01:28:10.189
50. So the voters were going that way. Another

01:28:10.189 --> 01:28:14.029
reason is because of the come -from -behind wins

01:28:14.029 --> 01:28:16.489
that each team had. Yeah, that's true. But I

01:28:16.489 --> 01:28:18.689
still— But he's throwing them to somebody, isn't

01:28:18.689 --> 01:28:22.189
he? Yes, yes. I'm going to stir the pot a little

01:28:22.189 --> 01:28:25.069
bit. Yeah, but you know what? I'll put it like

01:28:25.069 --> 01:28:27.829
this. I don't necessarily disagree that those

01:28:27.829 --> 01:28:30.350
guys didn't deserve an award like that, but I

01:28:30.350 --> 01:28:33.880
also think that the other—the receivers— Had

01:28:33.880 --> 01:28:37.039
a better case for it. Yeah. I think if a rookie

01:28:37.039 --> 01:28:40.960
receiver breaks the 2 ,000 -yard mark in his

01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:44.079
rookie year, I think he'll get it. I think he'll

01:28:44.079 --> 01:28:48.300
get it. Okay, number two on the possible list,

01:28:48.380 --> 01:28:56.100
Ashton Babelsnatch. G, G, G -N -T, Jaunty. It's

01:28:56.100 --> 01:29:00.840
J -E -A -N -T -Y. If it were S -E -A -N, I think

01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:02.909
it was pronounced Sean. Yeah. So I'm going to

01:29:02.909 --> 01:29:05.149
pronounce it Jaunty. Jaunty sounds fine. Until

01:29:05.149 --> 01:29:08.409
somebody corrects me. Running back for the Raiders.

01:29:08.649 --> 01:29:12.770
Yeah, Mr. Babelstach. Okay, so he's predicted

01:29:12.770 --> 01:29:15.369
to maybe win. He's number two in the possibles

01:29:15.369 --> 01:29:17.609
for offensive rookie of the year. I can see him

01:29:17.609 --> 01:29:20.250
having a big year there and having them run the

01:29:20.250 --> 01:29:23.850
ball quite a bit. I could too. Yeah. Number three,

01:29:23.930 --> 01:29:26.329
Omari and Hampton running back for the Chargers.

01:29:28.190 --> 01:29:30.350
That guy's been under my radar. I haven't seen

01:29:30.350 --> 01:29:35.090
him at all. I don't have the clue. I guess he's

01:29:35.090 --> 01:29:37.369
highly rated, okay. Yeah, we'll see him twice

01:29:37.369 --> 01:29:43.189
this year. Yeah. At least. At least. Okay, the

01:29:43.189 --> 01:29:45.109
next one. I'm going to try this babble snatch.

01:29:46.250 --> 01:29:50.989
Number four, Ted DiAroa, McMillan, wide receiver

01:29:50.989 --> 01:29:56.439
for the Panthers. Yeah. That was like G -Hawk

01:29:56.439 --> 01:29:58.319
Campbell. Yes. That's what he was talking about.

01:29:58.460 --> 01:30:02.439
Yes, he's coming up. So wide receiver Panthers,

01:30:02.460 --> 01:30:04.539
I could see him having a big year with Bryce

01:30:04.539 --> 01:30:07.439
Young throwing him the ball. Yeah, I could too.

01:30:07.680 --> 01:30:11.720
And the row lines improved. Okay, yeah. I see

01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:15.300
the logic in that. Number five, Tyler, let's

01:30:15.300 --> 01:30:19.000
see, S -H -O -U -G -H. Could you pronounce like

01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:22.640
cough or tough or bow or through? How do you

01:30:22.640 --> 01:30:26.159
pronounce that? Yeah, so I'll say Tyler Schuff.

01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:29.039
Okay, there we go. Until corrected. Quarterback

01:30:29.039 --> 01:30:32.159
for the Saints. I could see him having a big

01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:34.220
year. Yeah, I could see Babel Snatch doing good.

01:30:34.399 --> 01:30:37.039
Definitely, definitely. Number six, Travis Hunter,

01:30:37.199 --> 01:30:40.520
wide receiver for the Jaguars. I don't know.

01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:42.079
Trevor Lawrence is going to have to have a good

01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:45.699
year. He's going to have to develop a rapport

01:30:45.699 --> 01:30:48.279
with him that he's never developed with any receiver.

01:30:48.399 --> 01:30:50.859
Yeah, I think in this case the quarterback is

01:30:50.859 --> 01:30:54.149
holding him back. Yes. Have you noticed he's

01:30:54.149 --> 01:30:57.550
never had a go -to guy that he developed rapport

01:30:57.550 --> 01:31:00.869
to? You're right. Well, I think a lot of that's

01:31:00.869 --> 01:31:03.729
on him. Yeah. I don't think he has that, come

01:31:03.729 --> 01:31:05.869
here, let's figure this out, come on, and have

01:31:05.869 --> 01:31:11.250
that timing down. Yeah. Number seven, Matthew

01:31:11.250 --> 01:31:15.090
Golden, wide receiver, Green Bay. Number eight,

01:31:15.130 --> 01:31:19.649
Amika Egbuka, wide receiver, Tampa Bay. Okay.

01:31:19.750 --> 01:31:22.270
Number nine, Quinshawn Judkins, running back

01:31:22.270 --> 01:31:24.829
Cleveland. I think a running back in Cleveland

01:31:24.829 --> 01:31:28.130
could have a big, big season. I think he should

01:31:28.130 --> 01:31:29.909
be a little bit higher on the list just because

01:31:29.909 --> 01:31:34.069
the dynamic of being in Cleveland. And whoever

01:31:34.069 --> 01:31:35.550
they have a quarterback is going to be young,

01:31:35.609 --> 01:31:37.289
so they're going to depend on a running game

01:31:37.289 --> 01:31:39.329
to take some pressure off them. Probably eventually

01:31:39.329 --> 01:31:43.750
be Shador, but we'll see. Yeah, I guess. Number

01:31:43.750 --> 01:31:49.399
11, Jackson Dark, QB for the Giants. The O -line

01:31:49.399 --> 01:31:51.579
is going to hold him back. The coaching is going

01:31:51.579 --> 01:31:53.500
to hold him back. The guy's got all the talent

01:31:53.500 --> 01:31:55.720
in the world. Is he even going to play at first?

01:31:56.079 --> 01:31:58.960
True, true. Yeah, you're presuming they're going

01:31:58.960 --> 01:32:01.319
to start. I mean, I like Dart. I think he's a

01:32:01.319 --> 01:32:03.640
pretty good prospect. But the problem is I don't

01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:07.060
like New York. Yeah. That's a shitty team. And

01:32:07.060 --> 01:32:09.680
the coaching, I think, is fair at best. Yeah,

01:32:09.739 --> 01:32:12.539
and they really seem to have been just not caring

01:32:12.539 --> 01:32:16.750
for quite a while. Yeah. Number 12, R .J. Harvey,

01:32:16.970 --> 01:32:19.409
running back, Denver Broncos. We'll see him twice

01:32:19.409 --> 01:32:23.529
this year. Okay. Number 13, Caleb Johnson, running

01:32:23.529 --> 01:32:27.369
back, Pittsburgh Steelers. A lot of running backs

01:32:27.369 --> 01:32:32.409
on this list. 14, Colston Loveland, tight end,

01:32:32.449 --> 01:32:36.189
Chicago Bears. I can see that because if Caleb

01:32:36.189 --> 01:32:41.550
Williams snaps back to a decent level of confidence

01:32:41.550 --> 01:32:46.199
and swagger. and assurance and gets some protection,

01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:49.140
I could see him throwing a lot to the tight end.

01:32:49.300 --> 01:32:51.579
I could too. I think that one of the number one

01:32:51.579 --> 01:32:55.079
things that Chicago's going to do is get Caleb

01:32:55.079 --> 01:32:58.180
Williams to trust his arm. Yeah. Because last

01:32:58.180 --> 01:33:00.199
year he didn't throw it as much as he could have

01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:02.819
because he's afraid of making mistakes. I think

01:33:02.819 --> 01:33:05.180
the next step is wing that thing downfield, man.

01:33:05.220 --> 01:33:07.909
Trust your arm. Your arm's great. Yeah, let them

01:33:07.909 --> 01:33:09.850
know that if you throw an interception, we're

01:33:09.850 --> 01:33:11.350
not benching you. We don't care. We're not taking

01:33:11.350 --> 01:33:13.989
you out. Exactly. It's your team, your game.

01:33:14.409 --> 01:33:16.470
Work through it. I mean, if they don't do it

01:33:16.470 --> 01:33:19.069
this year, this guy's ruined too. Yeah. They

01:33:19.069 --> 01:33:21.750
have to get on it and say, whiz it downfield.

01:33:22.029 --> 01:33:24.989
Whiz it downfield. You make a couple mistakes,

01:33:25.250 --> 01:33:27.329
we don't care. We're not looking at winning the

01:33:27.329 --> 01:33:29.149
Super Bowl this year and probably next year.

01:33:29.449 --> 01:33:31.979
You're going to be three years from now. We want

01:33:31.979 --> 01:33:33.520
you to be able to throw it downfield with no

01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:36.279
problems, so you've got to start right now. I

01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:39.159
could see after Andy Reid retires, he has a second

01:33:39.159 --> 01:33:41.779
career as a quarterback whisperer. Teams hire

01:33:41.779 --> 01:33:44.520
him to come in and restore their quarterback's

01:33:44.520 --> 01:33:46.880
confidence and tell him what he needs to hear

01:33:46.880 --> 01:33:49.520
so he can actually do something. Yeah, we don't

01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:51.819
have enough time, but I would love to name all

01:33:51.819 --> 01:33:53.939
the quarterbacks he had some sort of an influence

01:33:53.939 --> 01:33:55.859
on one way or another throughout his career.

01:33:56.319 --> 01:33:59.600
And it's crazy some of the people that he was

01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:01.449
behind. Oh, yeah, a lot of those names. You just

01:34:01.449 --> 01:34:04.729
forget that he was there. Yeah. All right, let's

01:34:04.729 --> 01:34:07.649
see. Number 14, Colston Loveland, tied in Chicago.

01:34:07.930 --> 01:34:10.470
Mentioned that. Number 15, Tyler Warren, tied

01:34:10.470 --> 01:34:14.949
in for the Colts. Depends on who their quarterback

01:34:14.949 --> 01:34:19.029
is, too. Yeah. 16, Will Howard, quarterback,

01:34:19.329 --> 01:34:21.770
Pittsburgh Steelers. There again, presuming he

01:34:21.770 --> 01:34:26.109
starts. Yeah. And then 17, I think this should

01:34:26.109 --> 01:34:28.619
be higher. Shadur Sanders, quarterback, Cleveland

01:34:28.619 --> 01:34:30.720
Browns. I think so, too. I think they should

01:34:30.720 --> 01:34:34.699
be up there five. Five, yeah. On number five,

01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:37.699
probably, because, man, I'm going to be so disappointed

01:34:37.699 --> 01:34:41.359
if he's not starting quarterback day one. That's

01:34:41.359 --> 01:34:43.359
going to be disappointing. I think that he will

01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:46.199
because it's Cleveland, and what else do they

01:34:46.199 --> 01:34:48.899
have to do? But, you know, what's ironic is number

01:34:48.899 --> 01:34:53.140
18, Dylan Gabriel, quarterback, Cleveland Browns.

01:34:53.260 --> 01:34:58.960
The guy drafted ahead of him. Funny. Yeah, it

01:34:58.960 --> 01:35:01.720
is. So they hedged their bet with Shador, and

01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:04.579
that's not their bet. Yeah, they drafted Dylan

01:35:04.579 --> 01:35:08.560
Gabriel in the fourth round. Or third. I think

01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:09.899
it was the fourth round, but it was ahead of

01:35:09.899 --> 01:35:12.239
Shador. And then the fifth round, Shador was

01:35:12.239 --> 01:35:14.880
still there, and they're like, psh, got to take

01:35:14.880 --> 01:35:17.220
it. Yeah, what if our guy doesn't work out? Yeah.

01:35:17.340 --> 01:35:19.000
We're going to go ahead. The thing that bothers

01:35:19.000 --> 01:35:23.739
me is Shador wasn't the first pick. Yeah. Yeah.

01:35:23.979 --> 01:35:28.569
Yeah. So. I wouldn't expect him to re -sign in

01:35:28.569 --> 01:35:30.930
Cleveland once his rookie contract is up. No,

01:35:30.930 --> 01:35:32.050
I wouldn't either. Because he wasn't your number

01:35:32.050 --> 01:35:34.550
one pick. No, I wouldn't either. Well, he wasn't

01:35:34.550 --> 01:35:36.189
your first choice of quarterback, let's put it

01:35:36.189 --> 01:35:37.550
that way. The funny thing, when it's the fifth

01:35:37.550 --> 01:35:39.869
round, there wasn't shit he said either. Yeah.

01:35:42.010 --> 01:35:44.289
If that happened in the first round, do you think

01:35:44.289 --> 01:35:48.409
he would have went to Cleveland? No. No? He'd

01:35:48.409 --> 01:35:52.350
be like, no, that's not good enough. All right,

01:35:52.369 --> 01:35:53.970
we've got defensive rookie of the year list.

01:35:54.229 --> 01:35:57.430
Okay. First up is Michael Williams, edge rusher

01:35:57.430 --> 01:36:01.430
for the Niners. Okay. Number two, Jalen Walker,

01:36:01.689 --> 01:36:04.310
edge rusher, Atlanta Falcons. You're going to

01:36:04.310 --> 01:36:07.050
notice a trend here. Number three, Abdul Carter,

01:36:07.329 --> 01:36:11.649
edge rusher, New York Giants. Wow. Okay. Number

01:36:11.649 --> 01:36:14.569
four, Shamar Stewart, edge rusher, Cincinnati

01:36:14.569 --> 01:36:23.930
Bengals. What the hell? The top four. Four rookie

01:36:23.930 --> 01:36:25.710
edge rushers. They think they're going to win.

01:36:26.210 --> 01:36:30.289
This is ESPN, by the way. Okay. Number five,

01:36:30.409 --> 01:36:35.369
Maxwell Hairston, corner, Buffalo Bills. Okay.

01:36:35.430 --> 01:36:37.529
I can see him making a big impact there. He's

01:36:37.529 --> 01:36:39.529
going to have to have some pretty spectacular

01:36:39.529 --> 01:36:42.130
interceptions and runbacks to get rookie of the

01:36:42.130 --> 01:36:46.470
year. Well. Or, yeah, I would say. I mean, okay.

01:36:47.559 --> 01:36:49.939
Go and do this just a little bit, but not all

01:36:49.939 --> 01:36:51.640
the way, because we're on a different subject.

01:36:51.960 --> 01:36:56.420
Okay, Buffalo is not thinking their offense is

01:36:56.420 --> 01:36:59.640
faulty by losing all these times to the Chiefs

01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:01.699
in the playoffs. Yeah, they think it's their

01:37:01.699 --> 01:37:06.199
defense. Yeah, so it makes sense. It does. And

01:37:06.199 --> 01:37:10.260
they also added a couple of fast third or fourth

01:37:10.260 --> 01:37:14.970
receivers. Yeah. So I think their thought process

01:37:14.970 --> 01:37:17.069
is right. If it pans out, they're going to once

01:37:17.069 --> 01:37:18.829
again be Buffalo, and they're going to be very

01:37:18.829 --> 01:37:22.310
tough to beat. Yeah, and they've got one of the

01:37:22.310 --> 01:37:24.670
best home field advantages there is currently

01:37:24.670 --> 01:37:27.569
in the NFL. Yeah, which makes it even more spectacular.

01:37:27.569 --> 01:37:29.470
A couple of years ago when the Chiefs went in

01:37:29.470 --> 01:37:32.449
there and held them to 14 points. That was quite

01:37:32.449 --> 01:37:35.449
an accomplishment. That has not been talked about

01:37:35.449 --> 01:37:38.909
enough. Yeah, I remember that year the radio

01:37:38.909 --> 01:37:41.460
people were saying that They weren't so worried

01:37:41.460 --> 01:37:43.420
about Buffalo, but they were worried about the

01:37:43.420 --> 01:37:46.760
one before, which I think was Cincinnati. Yeah,

01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:48.180
that's right. And I thought, really? And then

01:37:48.180 --> 01:37:49.899
we went to Buffalo and just clobbered them. It

01:37:49.899 --> 01:37:51.539
was like, oh, okay, I guess I knew what they

01:37:51.539 --> 01:37:54.880
were talking about. No, I thought the same thing,

01:37:54.939 --> 01:37:59.380
too. Yeah. But if nothing else, revenge. Yeah,

01:37:59.399 --> 01:38:03.420
true. A lot of shit has happened at our, you

01:38:03.420 --> 01:38:05.199
know, their blood is on our hands everywhere.

01:38:05.779 --> 01:38:12.039
Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see, number six. Carson

01:38:12.039 --> 01:38:14.979
Schlesinger, linebacker, Cleveland. Yeah, Dr.

01:38:15.140 --> 01:38:18.859
Laura is his mom. Oh, okay. No, I think hers

01:38:18.859 --> 01:38:24.619
is Schlesinger. Or maybe it's Dr. Ruth is his

01:38:24.619 --> 01:38:28.579
mom. That's it. Okay, number seven is really

01:38:28.579 --> 01:38:31.539
interesting. You've heard this name before. Travis

01:38:31.539 --> 01:38:35.760
Hunter. Yeah. Cornerback Jacksonville. Before,

01:38:35.859 --> 01:38:38.680
we heard him as Travis Hunter wide receiver Jacksonville,

01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:40.699
who's number six on the offensive rookie list.

01:38:40.979 --> 01:38:43.539
Here he is at number seven on the defensive rookie

01:38:43.539 --> 01:38:46.039
list, Travis Hunter, because he wants to play

01:38:46.039 --> 01:38:48.579
both. And he insists he's going to play both

01:38:48.579 --> 01:38:50.119
wide receiver and quarterback. Oh, that's right.

01:38:50.239 --> 01:38:52.399
I forgot. He did say that. He said he's playing

01:38:52.399 --> 01:38:56.439
both. That's it? Yep. So that'll be interesting.

01:38:56.520 --> 01:38:59.239
He's on both lists as rookie of the year candidate.

01:38:59.760 --> 01:39:03.350
He must be good then if he's on both lists. Each

01:39:03.350 --> 01:39:08.590
one. He is. But playing every snap is, no, can't

01:39:08.590 --> 01:39:11.449
do it. So he's going to be a situational guy

01:39:11.449 --> 01:39:15.029
on offense and defense. Yes. And really, is that

01:39:15.029 --> 01:39:17.529
the best use of this high ground draft pick?

01:39:17.630 --> 01:39:20.510
I don't think so. He's got to be more one than

01:39:20.510 --> 01:39:22.869
the other to make sense for the team. Oh, I agree.

01:39:23.069 --> 01:39:28.109
I agree. The days of the slash. Yeah. The quarterback

01:39:28.109 --> 01:39:32.929
has been combined into the slash. Naturally,

01:39:32.929 --> 01:39:37.390
Josh Allen, even Patrick Mahomes. They want to

01:39:37.390 --> 01:39:40.789
throw first. That's their primary. But if not,

01:39:40.869 --> 01:39:44.510
they can scramble and they can run. The slash

01:39:44.510 --> 01:39:47.289
thing doesn't necessarily work out so well because

01:39:47.289 --> 01:39:51.090
of the overuse of the person. Yeah, and the extra

01:39:51.090 --> 01:39:53.710
wear and tear. By the fourth quarter, the guy

01:39:53.710 --> 01:39:56.029
who's been half running back, half quarterback

01:39:56.029 --> 01:40:00.630
is exhausted. That's just putting extra... I

01:40:00.630 --> 01:40:02.149
mean, you're making it harder for the guy to

01:40:02.149 --> 01:40:04.449
win the game for you. I agree, yeah. That's kind

01:40:04.449 --> 01:40:05.750
of what it boils down to. Well, we'll see how

01:40:05.750 --> 01:40:08.850
that works out. My prediction is he's not going

01:40:08.850 --> 01:40:10.670
to win either one of them if he's playing both.

01:40:10.850 --> 01:40:14.289
No, I don't think so. Number eight, Mason Graham,

01:40:14.529 --> 01:40:17.510
D -tackle Cleveland. Okay. So Cleveland's well

01:40:17.510 --> 01:40:21.210
represented here. Number nine, James Pierce Jr.,

01:40:21.210 --> 01:40:26.470
edge rusher Falcons. Ten, Walter Nolan, D -tackle

01:40:26.470 --> 01:40:29.390
Arizona. Okay. Not going to be hard to have a

01:40:29.390 --> 01:40:33.449
standout year in Arizona. No, no, no. Yeah, he's

01:40:33.449 --> 01:40:36.710
going to do all right there. Number 11, Kenneth

01:40:36.710 --> 01:40:41.970
Grant, D -tackle Miami Dolphins. Number 12, Jihad

01:40:41.970 --> 01:40:44.609
Campbell. I love that name. Linebacker, Philadelphia

01:40:44.609 --> 01:40:46.670
Eagles. Holy War Campbell. Holy War Campbell.

01:40:47.010 --> 01:40:51.260
I love that. My God, that's funny. You know,

01:40:51.279 --> 01:40:53.220
other people are going to catch on that, too.

01:40:53.380 --> 01:40:57.380
He might as well use that in his personal marketing,

01:40:57.520 --> 01:41:00.380
bringing the holy war. He might have to drop

01:41:00.380 --> 01:41:03.319
the word holy. Probably war. But just, you know,

01:41:03.319 --> 01:41:05.840
yeah. You're right. No, he would have to drop

01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:08.020
it. Yeah, they'll find some slightly different

01:41:08.020 --> 01:41:11.699
translation where it's not quite so... The implications

01:41:11.699 --> 01:41:15.479
behind that is too much. Yeah, it's too much.

01:41:15.500 --> 01:41:20.159
God says, I have to kill you now. Yeah. Too many

01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:22.180
people have heard that throughout history. See

01:41:22.180 --> 01:41:25.140
that right there? You know that one guy over

01:41:25.140 --> 01:41:29.699
there? That Holy War guy? I heard that he's a

01:41:29.699 --> 01:41:35.199
Muslim that worships Satan. Watch out for that

01:41:35.199 --> 01:41:37.760
boy. He'll have to be careful. I'm sure somebody

01:41:37.760 --> 01:41:41.720
will find the right path for his marketing. Number

01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:46.829
13, Jade Baron, cornerback. Denver Broncos, if

01:41:46.829 --> 01:41:49.750
I'm pronouncing it Ja Day correctly, sorry. Okay,

01:41:49.829 --> 01:41:54.130
Babelsnatch? Yeah, J -A -H -D -A -E. If it was

01:41:54.130 --> 01:41:55.930
B -A -E, it would be Bae. I think you're right,

01:41:56.050 --> 01:41:59.250
yeah. So, and J -A -J is Ja? Ja. Or maybe it's

01:41:59.250 --> 01:42:02.050
Ja Day. It could be Ja Day, depending on what

01:42:02.050 --> 01:42:07.229
the origin of it is. So, okay. I'm going to say

01:42:07.229 --> 01:42:10.590
Ja Day, because the Germans pronounce the J with

01:42:10.590 --> 01:42:12.449
a Y sound, and I don't think it's German. Yeah,

01:42:12.449 --> 01:42:15.560
I think Ja Day is it, yeah. Okay. Number 14,

01:42:15.699 --> 01:42:18.420
Derek Harmon, de -tackled Pittsburgh Steelers.

01:42:19.380 --> 01:42:22.779
Number 15, Tyleek Williams, de -tackled Detroit

01:42:22.779 --> 01:42:28.100
Lions. Number 16, Malachi Starks, safety Baltimore

01:42:28.100 --> 01:42:32.180
Ravens. I always find the name Malachi so interesting.

01:42:32.880 --> 01:42:35.880
It always sounds ominous to me for some reason.

01:42:36.159 --> 01:42:39.439
It kind of strikes fear. It's got that Old Testament

01:42:39.439 --> 01:42:41.420
sound. I'm sure it is an Old Testament name.

01:42:41.479 --> 01:42:43.899
I met some people the other day. Their little

01:42:43.899 --> 01:42:47.460
son was named Malachi. And I'm like, any special

01:42:47.460 --> 01:42:49.399
reason? They said, no, we just like the name.

01:42:51.600 --> 01:42:55.600
There's been several versions of Stephen King's

01:42:55.600 --> 01:42:57.960
Children of the Corn. The one I remember seeing

01:42:57.960 --> 01:43:01.050
on cable TV back in the 80s. one of the main

01:43:01.050 --> 01:43:03.569
bad guys' name was Malachi. Malachi, I think

01:43:03.569 --> 01:43:06.449
that's probably what a lot of it came from. Even

01:43:06.449 --> 01:43:08.390
in my head, I was trying to figure out how come

01:43:08.390 --> 01:43:10.710
that... Yeah, children of the corn. Yeah, it's

01:43:10.710 --> 01:43:14.430
on the set, it's right there. That name got well

01:43:14.430 --> 01:43:16.470
known as a villain, and now it's kind of like

01:43:16.470 --> 01:43:19.810
they're a villain. And it was either that or

01:43:19.810 --> 01:43:22.840
some other... Similar show that Betty Davis was

01:43:22.840 --> 01:43:25.079
like a main villain, too. It might have been

01:43:25.079 --> 01:43:26.619
Children of the Corn as well. I think it was,

01:43:26.760 --> 01:43:29.439
yeah. Betty Davis, yeah. Yeah, and that was at

01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:31.779
the end of her career. She still looked crazy

01:43:31.779 --> 01:43:35.760
as hell. Oh, I know. Kim Carnes got a pretty

01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:39.340
good career off of that. Yeah, that's true. And

01:43:39.340 --> 01:43:41.199
then after that, everybody was known as, oh,

01:43:41.199 --> 01:43:43.220
they have Betty Davis eyes. Nobody knew about

01:43:43.220 --> 01:43:46.199
that before. Yeah. Until Kim Carnes made it official

01:43:46.199 --> 01:43:51.250
with a song. Yeah. All the boys think she's a

01:43:51.250 --> 01:43:53.949
spy because she's got Betty Davis eyes. They

01:43:53.949 --> 01:43:56.369
had nothing else to write on that song. They

01:43:56.369 --> 01:44:00.149
had no lyrics at all. But they snuck some words

01:44:00.149 --> 01:44:02.890
past the censor because there's a repeating line

01:44:02.890 --> 01:44:06.010
that says, she snows you when she blows you.

01:44:06.170 --> 01:44:11.180
Blows you, yes. Yeah. And the intention was she

01:44:11.180 --> 01:44:13.699
gets you coked up and then has sex with you.

01:44:13.779 --> 01:44:18.279
Yes. But they said, oh, no, no. She lies to you

01:44:18.279 --> 01:44:22.140
when she blows you off. They got it past the

01:44:22.140 --> 01:44:24.619
censors somehow. Yeah, somehow. Yeah, we knew

01:44:24.619 --> 01:44:25.600
what you were talking about. Well, it's just

01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:30.279
like the who. Who the fuck are you? Yeah. Plain

01:44:30.279 --> 01:44:35.199
as day. Yep. And let us stop talking bullshit

01:44:35.199 --> 01:44:38.159
now. Yes. With hours getting late. Yep. There

01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:41.760
are ones that people know are there, but they

01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:45.979
don't recognize. Yep. Yeah. I know when I was

01:44:45.979 --> 01:44:48.220
in a cover band, we would do Get the Funk Out

01:44:48.220 --> 01:44:51.520
by Xtreme, and I was doing backing vocals in

01:44:51.520 --> 01:44:53.979
addition to the drumming. And, you know, when

01:44:53.979 --> 01:44:56.279
we would sing Get the Funk Out... most of the

01:44:56.279 --> 01:44:58.359
time I was singing get the fuck out and that's

01:44:58.359 --> 01:45:01.060
what extreme did in it too yeah and people didn't

01:45:01.060 --> 01:45:03.920
know it in there is get the fuck out over and

01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:08.119
over and over and everyone's like oh no that's

01:45:08.119 --> 01:45:10.779
not it it's a song get the fuck out every time

01:45:10.779 --> 01:45:13.720
I played it it was in there Yes. I put it in

01:45:13.720 --> 01:45:15.939
there. And you couldn't notice either. You thought

01:45:15.939 --> 01:45:18.159
it was punk. Yeah. And if anyone complained,

01:45:18.319 --> 01:45:19.880
we're like, no, let's get the funk out. See,

01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:21.479
it's written down that way. Just look at our

01:45:21.479 --> 01:45:23.899
set list. It's a funky song, too. It is. So I

01:45:23.899 --> 01:45:27.300
could get that. Al, that's fun to play. Oh, I

01:45:27.300 --> 01:45:29.760
bet it is. So much fun. We had a version where

01:45:29.760 --> 01:45:32.840
we would, partway through the song, we'd kick

01:45:32.840 --> 01:45:36.000
it into at least. double speed, if not faster.

01:45:36.140 --> 01:45:38.619
And we would just burn through the rest of the

01:45:38.619 --> 01:45:41.380
songs absolutely as fast as we possibly could

01:45:41.380 --> 01:45:46.159
while not missing a note. That was tough, but

01:45:46.159 --> 01:45:48.039
it was a lot of fun. How about the guitarist

01:45:48.039 --> 01:45:52.260
having to keep up with Nuno? Yeah, he eventually

01:45:52.260 --> 01:45:55.680
told us, this is too fast, slow down, I can't

01:45:55.680 --> 01:45:59.220
hit all those notes. Nuno's a great singer, too.

01:45:59.279 --> 01:46:03.060
I told you, I saw him in Generation X. He sang...

01:46:04.060 --> 01:46:08.039
Damn it. Well, he's the second vocal on More

01:46:08.039 --> 01:46:11.500
Than Words. Yeah, yeah. He's almost doing a second

01:46:11.500 --> 01:46:15.060
lead with Gary Cherone. He did that one, and

01:46:15.060 --> 01:46:18.319
he sounded like the song. Yeah. And that would

01:46:18.319 --> 01:46:21.119
make sense. He's almost like a Glenn Hughes.

01:46:21.680 --> 01:46:24.279
Well, Glenn Hughes is a lead singer now, but

01:46:24.279 --> 01:46:28.119
for a long time he was the backup singer of Deep

01:46:28.119 --> 01:46:32.819
Purple. He sang verses of the songs in that lineup.

01:46:32.979 --> 01:46:36.060
You know, him and David Coverdell switched back

01:46:36.060 --> 01:46:38.420
and forth. Isn't it funny how we've seamlessly

01:46:38.420 --> 01:46:41.340
transitioned into the music creeps without stopping

01:46:41.340 --> 01:46:44.260
the sports bastards first? This is bonus music

01:46:44.260 --> 01:46:46.460
creep. We're going to have to shut this down

01:46:46.460 --> 01:46:48.720
and start over. Okay, let's just go into the

01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:52.220
music creeps, I guess, then. All right. Tell

01:46:52.220 --> 01:46:54.619
everybody. Hey, everybody, thank you guys for

01:46:54.619 --> 01:46:56.979
listening. We really appreciate you, and you

01:46:56.979 --> 01:46:58.979
guys are amazing. You're listening, a lot of

01:46:58.979 --> 01:47:03.060
people are listening, and go fuck yourself. Oh,

01:47:03.159 --> 01:47:06.359
no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has

01:47:06.359 --> 01:47:09.199
explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:47:09.199 --> 01:47:12.819
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:47:12.819 --> 01:47:13.779
your ear holes soon.