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And finally, I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby

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promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. We talk. Is this...

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Have you ever wondered what something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, Hey,

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I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so

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have we. That's why we give you... the origin

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of the origin of the middle finger the origin

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of the middle finger gesture is an insult is

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debated but it's widely believed gap roots in

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ancient greece and rome specifically asleep to

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phallic symbolism and used as a way to express

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insults taunt or even more people the specific

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origins are unclear the middle finger has been

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documented as a gesture of disrespected anger

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for over two millennia strange but true When

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Howard Schnitzer had a heart attack at a grocery

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store in Rubel, Minnesota in 2011, 20 people

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lined up and performed CPR on him for over an

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hour and a half until paramedics arrived. When

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the paramedics arrived via helicopter, they witnessed

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an astonishing scene. Mary Sadova, a Mayo Clinic

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flight nurse who flew in on the emergency helicopter

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saying, it was unbelievable. There were probably

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20 in line. Waited their turn to do CPR. They

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just kept slide -climbing through. Thankfully,

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54 -year -old Schnitzer survived the ordeal.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Why do they

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call it quicksand if it takes so slow to sink?

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Hmm. I may never know. Your mama's so fat, she

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makes Godzilla look like an etching figure. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. My name is Mark

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here in the Kansas City area. And my name is

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Rob in the beautiful, nightly warm Lake of the

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Ozarks. Hell yeah, that's right. It is beautiful

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and is soon to be full of boats. Oh my God, today

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is gorgeous. Oh, it was almost 90 up here. The

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water is beautiful today. Oh, I bet it is. I

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bet it is. I can't wait to get down there somewhere,

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either there or... eureka springs or uh table

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rock or somewhere we'll see where where this

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summer takes us we'll see it's that time of year

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it it is very much and um love that whole area

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down there it's such a great retreat so i mean

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for me because i live up here but you're there

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all the time so uh but it sounds like you still

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enjoy it so that's good oh i love it here that's

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great good That's really good. Well, Rob, I was

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rearranging the Talk is Cheap studio, and I'm

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trying to add a couple of things in here and

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get things moved around a little bit, because

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eventually we do want to go to video, and it's

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going to take some doing, a little trickery and

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a little this and that and what have you, and

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I've got to have some new storage spaces to get

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some things out of the way here. I mean, I don't

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want to call my stuff junk, but... I mean, to

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a lot of people would be, you know, I have all

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this stuff here that is important to me and probably

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nobody else. So I got to find a central place

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to get the little knickknacks and stuff that

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I don't want to get rid of that I love, but other

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people don't necessarily want to look at, right?

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So when I was rearranging the studio, I found

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an old rubber stamp set. Do you remember those?

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It's used for legal documents and office papers.

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Okay. So I can arrange the letters to make any

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word or any sentence. It looks really official.

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So that coordinated with I finally fully unpacked

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from the cruise and I found 10 Carnival Cruise

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Line envelopes. The envelopes are designed for

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you to, you know, give people tips that help

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you out a lot. You know, you put them in the

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envelope, put their name on it and either turn

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it into somebody that's in that area because

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they're not always there. or find them and give

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it to them personally. And the envelopes are

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cool looking. They have the Carnival logo on

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it in color. So what I'm thinking about doing

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here, Rob, and, you know, you got to play the

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grown -up like always, okay? You know, you're

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always the guy who's like, you know, Mark, maybe

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that's not a good idea. Well, this is one of

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those ones where I'm either going to need to

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go, ha -ha, that's fucking great, or... No, Mark,

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that's a good way to get in trouble. So just

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hear me out here, and I want your opinion. Okay,

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like I said, the Carnival envelopes are really

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cool looking, and the logo and the color, and

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it looks official. So I'm thinking about stamping

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out a few free cruises to some unsuspecting victims.

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I'll give them Carnival's real number. And the

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stamp set... I could stamp in cursive or print

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and add numbers as well. So what do you think?

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I mean, could they catch me maybe if I did this?

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I mean, is there a way to catch me? Is there

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a law against this? There's a few people that

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need a trick like this. I don't know. I don't

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know. Do you like the trick like me? Yeah. Yeah.

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Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean. Our humor,

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yeah. Yeah, yeah, it is our humor, and it's really

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mean. And it's calculated. It's going to really

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piss somebody off. So that means we want to do

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it. And this is in tandem with the publishers

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clearing house, you know, when I was on the cruise

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telling me that I won when it was obviously bullshit,

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you know. So I'm thinking about doing this. I

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think I'm going to look around on the Internet

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a little bit first and make sure there isn't

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something like if I do this. and they catch me,

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I owe them a cruise or something. You see what

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I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah. So I'm going to look

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around, but if this does work, a few people I

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know are going to get this free cruise, supposedly,

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and they're going to be calling up Carnival Demand

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in their cruise, and it's going to be really

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funny. I may not ever hear exactly what happened,

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or I might, and I think it's awesome. So I will

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let everybody know. And Mitch, this is for you.

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Some idiot from Oak... Oh, no, no, no. Mitch,

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I love Mitch. We both love Mitch. He's awesome.

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So this is for you, Mitch. Some idiot from Oak

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Grove is trying to impersonate you. So what I'm

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going to do is I'm going to email you a special

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code. And when you email us in the subject line,

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I want you to put in the code I sent you. All

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others will be deleted immediately. You know,

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if that idiot that's trying to do this. We have

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ran across this before. Yes. But we busted him.

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Yeah, and this guy's busted again. So, you know,

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there's IP addresses and all kinds of shit. So,

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and also, Mitch, what I'm going to do is, like

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I said, I am going to put a special code in the

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subject line of the email I sent you. And then

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I want you in the subject line to put that code

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in so I know it's you. And if it's anyone else

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that says they're Mitch, it's going to be deleted

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immediately without reading it. You know, if

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that idiot that's trying to impersonate you,

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if he was a car, he would have a salvage title,

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right? I bet I know who it is. You do. You do.

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I bet it's Clint. I don't think it's Clint. It's

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the other guy. The guy from Oak Grove that wants

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to smack me in the face with a microphone. Oh,

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yes. Okay. Yeah, that idiot. I think his name

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is Richard. Fuck, I don't remember. Well, I haven't

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been speaking about this very much because he

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periodically tries to harass me, and I periodically

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tell him to go fuck himself. So it hasn't been

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a big deal. But then when he tries to take a

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good person, a good listener like Mitch, you

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know, try to trick me into thinking that they

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hate us or saying bad stuff. That really pisses

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me off because Mitch is a great listener and

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we love him. And so this idiot, he's not going

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to know the code. So go ahead and keep breaking

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them off. You're not going to know the code.

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And when you send it in, I know it's not Mitch.

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So you can eat a bowl of shit flakes unsweetened

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with milk. All right, Rob, I hear angels and

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harps. Good. I need that in my life today. I

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know, after the day you had, and also the day

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I had. Yeah, both of us. Yeah. Everything's fine,

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but I mean, I just... Everything just backfired

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today. So, okay. I hear angels and harps, and

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you might ask why. Well, here it is. Yeah, why?

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Ice cream Pop -Tarts. Okay, I'll erase that one.

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Ice cream Pop -Tarts. Yeah. It was one of my

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bottom ones anyway. Don't worry about it. Oh,

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you got it. Sorry, Rob. I have that one. Sorry.

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Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay, well, it said right

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now they're available in chocolate, strawberry,

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ice lemon, and a couple of surprise flavors.

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What else did you read? Is that the flavors you

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have, or do you have some other ones? Because

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I heard there's other ones, too. No, that's pretty

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much what I have. That's pretty much what you

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had? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Very cool. So I'm outside

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cleaning off the pool cover and getting ready

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to get it cranked up for the summer season. It

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hit 90 today in areas just south of us and over

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in Kansas. We were a solid 88 and pretty humid.

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So like always, you know, it was 55 one week

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ago, the high temperature, and bam, 90 degrees

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just like that. So I'm cleaning off the cover

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with my headphones cranked, cranking a music

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service. And, you know, I'm listening to my usual

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favorite songs and stuff like that. And then

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a Wells Fargo commercial comes on, right? And

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it said earning 2 % back is such a great deal

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that people will jump in front of you at a restaurant

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and pay for your meal because they want to get

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that 2 % back, right, Rob? Yeah. Okay. Well,

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here's my plan, okay? My plan is to get all my

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friends I do dinner with to get them signed up

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to this 2 % card. You'll never have to pay for

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tacos again, Rob. Yeah, they're going to have

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that 2%. They're going to go, bam, here, I got

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it. I'm getting 2 % back, bitch, and you're not.

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Okay, well, I guess you're going to pay for my

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tacos. Cool. So that's my plan. Everybody I know

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that I go out with and have dinner with, they're

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going to have that 2 % card, and they're going

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to jump in front of me to pay. So I'm going to

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go out to eat a lot more. What about you? Honestly,

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I've been eating out probably too much lately.

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Pretty much every meal, even lunch. Yeah, same

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here. Same here. I've been more important lately.

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Come on. You know what? You know what, Rob? I

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spoil myself. You've got to spoil yourself. You

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work your ass off. I mean, you handle heavy steel

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every day. I could not do that anymore. I could

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not do that. I'm glad I'm out of that industry.

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And you're getting up there to the age I was

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when I got out of it. I'm right there. Yeah,

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I'm telling you. And then the bad thing, or just

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to give you the good news after that, is this

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right here. As you go and do other types of work,

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you're going to start noticing your body fucked

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up. Oh, I know. I already know. But it's going

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to get worse. There's something about doing lighter

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work, and you start noticing what happened to

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you when you're doing that heavy work. But you

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know what? It is what it is. You know what? I

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made a good living. You're doing fine. So anyhow,

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you know what? But back to this card again. Better

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yet, here's what I want to do. I have a hernia

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surgery coming up at the end of October. You

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know what? 2 % of 80 ,000 is Rob. 2 % of 80 ,000.

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That's a lot of fucking toasters. So here's what

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I do. I sign everybody up. I know up with that

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2 % card. And then I'm going to suggest I got

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an $80 ,000 surgery coming up. Someone will jump

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in front of another person to pay for it to get

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that 2%, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there we

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go. So there's a black bear tooling around Grandview,

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Rob. Oh, no shit. Yeah, it's a good size one,

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too. It's a really good size one, too, dude.

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And they have it on. We get them swimming in

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the lake down here from time to time. People

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catch them on video. I have seen. You watch on

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Lake Area happening. Yeah, I've seen that on

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there. And so they saw one in Pleasant Hill a

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couple of years ago, and people just thought

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it was random. Well, now one is running around

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Grandview, which is not very far from where I

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live. It's only a few miles. Yeah, right there.

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Yeah, people have been catching this. This guy,

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they've been catching them on their ring cameras.

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So the last I knew, they were in Bates and Henry

00:16:04.340 --> 00:16:07.440
County, right? And they weren't up here yet.

00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:09.519
So now they're up here, but they've had a lot

00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:11.700
of confirmed sightings in Bates and Henry County.

00:16:12.139 --> 00:16:15.220
But I guess they went through Cass County real

00:16:15.220 --> 00:16:18.600
quick and made it up to here. So this right here

00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.320
shows you, Rob. This shows you right here that

00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:26.559
meth is a gateway drug because it's now looking

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for crack. And the bear slipped right through

00:16:33.950 --> 00:16:38.169
the gate. Yes. So he was down in Bates, Henry

00:16:38.169 --> 00:16:41.230
County, you know. Now he's up here in the crack.

00:16:41.690 --> 00:16:45.750
Oh, no. You said they went right past. Right

00:16:45.750 --> 00:16:48.110
through Cass County. They had nothing to do.

00:16:50.529 --> 00:16:53.669
It went through there and said, no. Hey, Cass

00:16:53.669 --> 00:16:56.250
County's my home. Come on. I got to do this shit.

00:16:56.529 --> 00:16:59.940
Listen, I talk to people there regularly. And

00:16:59.940 --> 00:17:03.360
they know I constantly badger them. But like

00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:06.740
I said, I said, I badger myself. It's a joke.

00:17:06.779 --> 00:17:09.339
And most of them realize it except for a couple

00:17:09.339 --> 00:17:11.839
of them. But those couple of people, if they

00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:14.180
even listen to this at all, I don't give a fuck.

00:17:14.569 --> 00:17:18.569
You're an idiot. And the people in those areas

00:17:18.569 --> 00:17:23.289
that do listen to us, tell them the truth. Yeah,

00:17:23.309 --> 00:17:27.109
I mean, like Mitch, he's always, always making

00:17:27.109 --> 00:17:30.930
parody of, well, besides Fuckhammer, but Freeman

00:17:30.930 --> 00:17:36.970
Lake and all this stuff. So, I mean, to me, to

00:17:36.970 --> 00:17:40.509
me, it's like this. He knows what's going on

00:17:40.509 --> 00:17:43.880
in that area. He knows the local news. Yeah,

00:17:43.880 --> 00:17:46.380
a lot of our listeners do. They know we're telling

00:17:46.380 --> 00:17:50.380
the truth. Yeah, yes. And Mitch knows it. And

00:17:50.380 --> 00:17:53.920
I kind of think of it like this, is this right

00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:58.359
here. The intelligent ones know it and laugh

00:17:58.359 --> 00:18:02.400
about it. The non -intelligent ones get offended.

00:18:03.140 --> 00:18:07.920
And that's because they know that I'm probably

00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:11.299
talking about them. See what I'm saying? But

00:18:11.299 --> 00:18:13.359
any normal human being that lives down there

00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:15.440
is kind of like, ha -ha, yep, oh, you got us.

00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:19.299
You know, he could say whatever about me. And

00:18:19.299 --> 00:18:21.880
if it was somewhat truthful or a little bit,

00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:24.980
I'd be like, ha -ha, okay, you got me. And I

00:18:24.980 --> 00:18:29.220
think only the people that are not that savvy

00:18:29.220 --> 00:18:31.200
or intelligent are the ones that are like, you

00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:32.980
know, get offended by it. Do you think that's

00:18:32.980 --> 00:18:38.140
probably correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the way.

00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:40.400
Yeah, I mean, I think intelligent people see

00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:43.680
parody and they see humor really well. I think

00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:47.039
non -intelligent people don't. I think they take

00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:49.339
it personally and I think they get all huffy

00:18:49.339 --> 00:18:52.319
and puffy and their little bird chest, you know,

00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:54.059
and their little bitty fists in the air and stuff

00:18:54.059 --> 00:18:58.359
like that. So that's kind of what I put it. Anyone

00:18:58.359 --> 00:19:01.160
down there that has a problem with this, that's

00:19:01.160 --> 00:19:03.880
kind of the way I view them. And I don't necessarily

00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:08.369
care what you think. So, all right. Some dumbass

00:19:08.369 --> 00:19:11.549
is on our ass about doing the drink of the week.

00:19:12.990 --> 00:19:15.130
Just because they're a recovering alcoholic,

00:19:15.170 --> 00:19:19.190
this person thinks he has to alter everybody's

00:19:19.190 --> 00:19:22.849
life to fit them. And this guy sent me several

00:19:22.849 --> 00:19:25.490
emails, and he said that, you know, the drink

00:19:25.490 --> 00:19:30.869
of the week is promoting alcoholism. Do you believe

00:19:30.869 --> 00:19:38.109
that? I wish I was joking. Let me know when I

00:19:38.109 --> 00:19:45.829
can freely speak. Speak. I've been fighting alcoholism

00:19:45.829 --> 00:19:51.369
for years. That's how I fight it. I joke about

00:19:51.369 --> 00:19:55.369
it. We talk about it. That's how you fight it.

00:19:55.589 --> 00:19:58.250
That's how you fight any addiction. You gotta

00:19:58.250 --> 00:20:02.630
talk about it and deal with it. You can't ignore

00:20:02.630 --> 00:20:06.559
it. Rob, thank you. That's all I got to say.

00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:10.480
Okay. Any addition. Okay. All right. Well, thank

00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:14.559
you, Rob. This shows me that I'm not, I didn't

00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:17.000
think so anyhow, but this really shows me, this

00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:20.779
truly illustrates that I'm not doing anything

00:20:20.779 --> 00:20:23.640
bad by this. This is entertainment. No, you're

00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:27.799
not, dude. Yeah, dude, I love it. I thought it

00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:31.059
was a great segment, too. Just because a person

00:20:31.059 --> 00:20:33.920
has an addiction doesn't matter. mean that it

00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:39.299
does not exist in the world. Dude, last time

00:20:39.299 --> 00:20:44.319
I quit drinking for three years, I also DJed

00:20:44.319 --> 00:20:51.740
in bars at the same time. I fought it. Just saying.

00:20:52.299 --> 00:20:55.480
Rob, you just said some powerful things. I don't

00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:57.920
know if you realize how powerful it was. Yeah,

00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:02.140
yeah, I do. No, I do. I mean it. I know you do.

00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:07.640
I can tell by your voice. Go ahead. Go ahead,

00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:11.220
Rob. No, no. That's all I got. Oh, okay. I'm

00:21:11.220 --> 00:21:15.019
done. Okay. All right. And, Rob, you know if

00:21:15.019 --> 00:21:17.359
you ever need any support at all, all jokes aside,

00:21:17.619 --> 00:21:22.000
everything aside, I'm always here. Honestly,

00:21:22.140 --> 00:21:26.740
Mark, I have the support I need right now. Okay.

00:21:27.500 --> 00:21:32.460
Okay. Okay. And it's working. God bless. Awesome.

00:21:32.779 --> 00:21:37.160
Yeah. Good. All right. You know, and here's one

00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:38.859
more thing about it, and then we'll get to you

00:21:38.859 --> 00:21:41.559
and what you want to talk about. You know, I

00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:43.619
see people that smoke every day, and I smoke

00:21:43.619 --> 00:21:46.240
a cigar here and there, right? This does not

00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:49.259
want me to go smoke at Thorpe. I'm up two cash

00:21:49.259 --> 00:21:57.450
today. Still a year later. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well,

00:21:57.509 --> 00:22:01.970
I want to quit. Okay. My next battle. You know

00:22:01.970 --> 00:22:03.410
what? Yeah, I don't think you want to do them

00:22:03.410 --> 00:22:07.450
both at once. Well, no, I've already quit the

00:22:07.450 --> 00:22:09.670
chewing. Oh, I know. That's what I'm saying.

00:22:09.910 --> 00:22:12.730
I'm talking about alcoholism and smoking. Oh,

00:22:12.769 --> 00:22:16.289
yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Rob, you'll do it.

00:22:16.289 --> 00:22:19.430
I'll figure it out along the way. I know what

00:22:19.430 --> 00:22:21.009
kind of person you are. I know what kind of man

00:22:21.009 --> 00:22:22.809
you are. You'll get it done. You'll get it done.

00:22:24.140 --> 00:22:26.240
You know, maybe I was thinking of this, and you

00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:28.559
tell me if you think this is stupid or not, I

00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:31.700
will take your word on it. Should I mix in maybe

00:22:31.700 --> 00:22:33.880
a virgin cocktail every now and then on a few

00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:40.960
shows? Yeah, that might be a good idea. Okay.

00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:44.700
Yeah, that way we don't send anything. Okay.

00:22:44.700 --> 00:22:49.220
I get the email. It could be offensive. If you

00:22:49.220 --> 00:22:51.920
want to read it, if you think maybe you could...

00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:58.960
Help this person? I can forward it to you. Yeah,

00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:01.700
forward it to me. I'll look it over. Okay. I

00:23:01.700 --> 00:23:06.240
mean, it's something I'm battling right now,

00:23:06.259 --> 00:23:09.859
so it's something I could use help with. I'm

00:23:09.859 --> 00:23:15.500
saying I have the backup I need now. I have Shannon.

00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:19.799
That's great. Shannon, I've never met you, but

00:23:19.799 --> 00:23:25.880
I already like you. Well, she's getting to be

00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:33.259
like Val. Cool. Cool. Keeping you in line? No.

00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:41.400
She don't want to listen to the show. Fair enough.

00:23:41.539 --> 00:23:47.039
And keeping me in line. Yeah. Okay, this tells

00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:49.000
me we're on the right track of what we're trying

00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:51.920
to do. What we're trying to do makes women vomit

00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:57.440
and makes men chuckle. But some of our biggest

00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:00.119
listeners are women. It's just the women that

00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:05.960
live with us. I know. I like to make a joke.

00:24:06.859 --> 00:24:10.420
We are or we should be by our subjects and how

00:24:10.420 --> 00:24:13.880
we talk a male skewing show, but I've always

00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:17.480
thought that's very misleading because a lot

00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:20.160
of the morning shows that we all used to listen

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.220
to and grew up with had a lot of female listeners.

00:24:22.700 --> 00:24:26.519
It's very deceiving. I think men are more vocal

00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:29.019
about listening to it, and I think women are

00:24:29.019 --> 00:24:31.200
more like, I'm going to catch a little bit of

00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:33.019
it, but I'm not going to tell anybody I'm listening

00:24:33.019 --> 00:24:35.779
to it because that's vulgar or whatever, right?

00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:39.369
I think there's a lot of that going on. Now it

00:24:39.369 --> 00:24:41.369
can't really be hid because they have the new

00:24:41.369 --> 00:24:44.450
Nelson ratings and they do it differently. They

00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:46.369
just call it in and going, Hey, who do you listen

00:24:46.369 --> 00:24:49.130
to? You know, and they found out that a lot of

00:24:49.130 --> 00:24:52.369
people bullshit and try to sound cooler and whoever

00:24:52.369 --> 00:24:56.410
the big fucking rocking dog is in town, the ones

00:24:56.410 --> 00:24:58.519
that are listening to. K -U -D -L or whatever

00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:01.000
the fuck, or Mix 93 or something, right? The

00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:02.380
ones that are listening to that, you always go,

00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:05.619
yeah, I'm listening to that rock station trying

00:25:05.619 --> 00:25:08.539
to sound cool. And actually, I was a lie. They're

00:25:08.539 --> 00:25:10.500
listening to some easy listening station. They

00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:12.720
found that there was a lot of that going on for

00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:15.759
people to try to look cooler. So the Nelson ratings,

00:25:15.859 --> 00:25:18.720
they actually give monitors to people and they

00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:20.539
check out their listening habits. So it's a little

00:25:20.539 --> 00:25:24.160
bit more accurate. So anyhow, I didn't want to

00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:27.400
get into any of that. Rob, we turn it to you.

00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:39.339
All righty. Okay. Yeah, we were talking about

00:25:39.339 --> 00:25:46.259
Gene Simmons and his 12 ,000 -something a night

00:25:46.259 --> 00:25:52.259
to be his roadie. Yep. We have a winner. Ding,

00:25:52.299 --> 00:26:01.460
ding. Okay, I'm ready for it. There's a reason

00:26:01.460 --> 00:26:04.279
why this was even mentioned. I kind of like the

00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:09.480
story. Well, back in March, Gene Simmons revealed

00:26:09.480 --> 00:26:14.640
that he was offering the opportunity to be his

00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:19.440
roadie for a night. The kid's bassist and co

00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:23.380
-lead singer 75 dubbed it the ultimate Gene Simmons

00:26:23.380 --> 00:26:28.779
experience before slapping him with a $12 ,495.

00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:37.660
$1 ,000 price tag. Dwayne Rosado, a retired corrections

00:26:37.660 --> 00:26:42.599
sergeant, and his 13 -year -old son, Zach, paid

00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:48.299
the fee and got to go live out their roadie dreams

00:26:48.299 --> 00:26:52.059
while the Gene Simmons Band played on Monday,

00:26:52.180 --> 00:26:56.890
May 5th at the Count Basie Center. for the arts

00:26:56.890 --> 00:27:01.930
in Red Bank, New Jersey. Speaking with the New

00:27:01.930 --> 00:27:05.609
York Times in an interview published on Monday,

00:27:05.809 --> 00:27:10.230
May 12th, Rosado, 52, was diagnosed with multiple

00:27:10.230 --> 00:27:15.269
sclerosis a year and a half ago. Uh -huh. Wow.

00:27:15.329 --> 00:27:18.990
It was about the once -in -a -lifetime experience.

00:27:21.650 --> 00:27:25.700
You only live once. I want to experience life,

00:27:26.099 --> 00:27:30.339
he told the publication. I'm not going to die

00:27:30.339 --> 00:27:34.160
with a lot of money. I'm going to die happy.

00:27:35.940 --> 00:27:40.180
Ahead of the concert, the trio dined on takeout

00:27:40.180 --> 00:27:43.779
from a local Italian place where Simmons shared

00:27:43.779 --> 00:27:47.960
tidbits from his eccentric life including losing

00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:52.279
his virginity at the age of 13 or 14 to a married

00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:57.250
woman. On his newspaper delivery route. Solid.

00:27:58.450 --> 00:28:26.670
Yeah. Solid. Some people paying $12 ,495 would

00:28:26.670 --> 00:28:30.089
be out of the question. But according to Rosado,

00:28:30.410 --> 00:28:36.670
it was absolutely worth it. Dude, I get it. I

00:28:36.670 --> 00:28:40.170
get it. And I was kind of questioning that when

00:28:40.170 --> 00:28:44.470
we were giving shit about it. There would be

00:28:44.470 --> 00:28:49.230
somebody probably terminally ill or something.

00:28:49.849 --> 00:28:56.059
It would make... I understand what you're saying.

00:28:57.900 --> 00:29:04.539
Why doesn't Gene Simmons do that and not charge

00:29:04.539 --> 00:29:07.599
people? Why doesn't he go to children's hospitals?

00:29:08.940 --> 00:29:12.940
I do go there. I do go there. And that's why

00:29:12.940 --> 00:29:24.089
I said that, is because... Yes. I'm glad the

00:29:24.089 --> 00:29:27.690
guy got to do it. I'm glad it made his life and

00:29:27.690 --> 00:29:33.049
everything, but I still view it as a ripoff,

00:29:33.049 --> 00:29:39.750
in my opinion. It disgusts me. This is all my

00:29:39.750 --> 00:29:43.210
opinion. I think that if you're in that position

00:29:43.210 --> 00:29:47.309
and have that kind of capital, and that kind

00:29:47.309 --> 00:29:50.230
of fame that you should maybe use it for something

00:29:50.230 --> 00:29:53.950
else besides self -profit. If he was doing that

00:29:53.950 --> 00:29:56.069
and sending it to a charity, I'd be like, man,

00:29:56.150 --> 00:29:58.670
Gene, you're fucking awesome. But the fact is,

00:29:58.670 --> 00:30:00.950
it looks like he's pocketing it. So therefore,

00:30:01.109 --> 00:30:03.630
I have to say, I think that that is a piece of

00:30:03.630 --> 00:30:06.470
shit move, in my opinion. And I don't think I'm

00:30:06.470 --> 00:30:08.789
ever going to... No, you're right. Yeah, it is

00:30:08.789 --> 00:30:11.630
a piece of shit move. But the reason why I brought

00:30:11.630 --> 00:30:14.990
it is... No, no, no. I love that. What he did

00:30:14.990 --> 00:30:18.599
for the fans. But yeah, Gene Simmons, you're

00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:21.900
a piece of shit, dude. Yep. Just saying. In our

00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:24.779
opinions. All right, do you want to take our

00:30:24.779 --> 00:30:27.059
first break and come back with some emails? We

00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:31.660
got some interesting ones again. Shit, I thought

00:30:31.660 --> 00:30:37.140
we already went through emails. Kind of. Okay.

00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:39.960
Let's go through emails. Okay, we'll be right

00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:49.720
back. We found land! Oh my god, I think we're

00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:54.140
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00:30:57.019 --> 00:31:03.599
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00:31:50.740 --> 00:31:59.200
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00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:04.519
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00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:11.279
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00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:13.490
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00:32:13.930 --> 00:32:16.349
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00:32:16.470 --> 00:32:18.769
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00:32:38.609 --> 00:32:40.710
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00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:45.680
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00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:48.220
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00:32:48.220 --> 00:32:53.380
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00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:59.559
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00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:03.539
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00:33:03.539 --> 00:33:07.640
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00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:11.460
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Central? Here's a proof right here. How about

00:33:16.700 --> 00:33:20.420
the drink of the week? Hey, sporty pants. How

00:33:20.420 --> 00:33:23.900
about a black currant margarita? 24 ounces tequila.

00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:28.619
The best or wow good. 20 ounces cream big cassay.

00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:32.500
96 ounce big bucket margarita mixer. Garnished

00:33:32.500 --> 00:33:35.279
with lined wheels. Served in a tall pollens glass.

00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:38.359
Combining ingredients with Big Buffy. Stir, seal,

00:33:38.460 --> 00:33:43.420
and open the vent. Freeze and serve. Enjoy, Pokers.

00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:54.380
Have at it. Phone, I'm Mark here in the Kansas

00:33:54.380 --> 00:33:59.200
City vicinity. And I am Rob in the beautiful

00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:03.740
Anglarmo. What's the deal, sir? All right. Well,

00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:07.839
Rob, should we get to set emails? Yes, let's

00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:12.019
do. All right. Mark, what would be a great random

00:34:12.019 --> 00:34:14.519
thing to do to mess with someone's head? This

00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.659
guy keeps parking so close to me and making me

00:34:16.659 --> 00:34:18.780
have to get in the passenger side of my car.

00:34:18.980 --> 00:34:21.039
I've had that happen to the city market a lot.

00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:23.480
It pisses me off. They have narrow parking spaces

00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:26.019
and some idiots don't know how to drive. And

00:34:26.019 --> 00:34:28.219
they will literally block you in and you have

00:34:28.219 --> 00:34:29.980
to get in through the back of your Jeep or some

00:34:29.980 --> 00:34:32.019
shit. And you know what? I want to take a fucking

00:34:32.019 --> 00:34:36.090
hammer to their car. I passed by this idiot in

00:34:36.090 --> 00:34:38.329
my works building. This guy doesn't know I know

00:34:38.329 --> 00:34:41.989
he is the one that's doing this. I had a security

00:34:41.989 --> 00:34:44.849
friend roll surveillance tape on him. Rob in

00:34:44.849 --> 00:34:50.710
Fort Worth. Sounds like you know his habits.

00:34:54.429 --> 00:34:59.730
Let's see. I know what you do. Okay. When you're

00:34:59.730 --> 00:35:03.099
walking by him one day, smile and say, That would

00:35:03.099 --> 00:35:04.900
suck if someone stole the battery out of your

00:35:04.900 --> 00:35:09.559
car and then just walk off. What do you think,

00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:14.360
Rob? My opinion, well, he asked your opinion,

00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.719
but my opinion. No, go ahead. Move to the stick.

00:35:19.300 --> 00:35:22.719
Move what? Don't have, move to the sticks. You

00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.059
don't have all the traffic. You don't have the

00:35:25.059 --> 00:35:28.880
parking problems. Well, I mean, this is like

00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:32.699
his, sounds like his work. Yeah, my work's building.

00:35:33.980 --> 00:35:37.739
Oh, my work's building? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:37.820 --> 00:35:39.860
It sounds like it's an office building and there's

00:35:39.860 --> 00:35:42.179
different people at work there. He said he passes

00:35:42.179 --> 00:35:46.579
by the dick every day. So, I don't know. I mean,

00:35:46.619 --> 00:35:49.079
I do something like that. I go, just look at

00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:50.900
him and he doesn't know you and he doesn't know

00:35:50.900 --> 00:35:52.519
that you're the one that drives that car that

00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:55.360
he keeps boxing in. Just go, man, that would

00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:57.159
suck if someone stole the battery out of your

00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:01.510
car. Then just walk off. Wouldn't that fuck you

00:36:01.510 --> 00:36:06.429
up? I'd be like, huh, what? I mean, he'd be paranoid,

00:36:06.530 --> 00:36:08.329
and I don't think he'd be barking. He wouldn't

00:36:08.329 --> 00:36:15.670
be parking near anybody. Okay, what is it? Oh,

00:36:17.730 --> 00:36:23.150
I like that better. I like that better. Thank

00:36:23.150 --> 00:36:27.610
you, Rob. Okay, there. Wait till he pulls in.

00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.260
Take the day off. Whatever you got to do. Come

00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:32.880
in late. Let him pull in first. And then you

00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:36.980
box him in. Just a minute or two late. Just be

00:36:36.980 --> 00:36:40.340
a minute or two late or normal. Yeah. Rob, you

00:36:40.340 --> 00:36:43.320
are a certified fucking genius. You are a genius.

00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.900
There we go. Okay, forget battery out of your

00:36:46.900 --> 00:36:51.460
car. Do that. Yeah, I could. Well, no. Then the

00:36:51.460 --> 00:36:54.199
law gets involved for tampering with a motor

00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:56.880
vehicle. Oh, no, I'm not talking about really

00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:58.780
stealing his battery. I'm talking about saying

00:36:58.780 --> 00:37:03.539
that. Oh, see, back then we really would have

00:37:03.539 --> 00:37:06.400
took his battery. Yeah, yeah, I'm not talking

00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.800
about that. What I'm talking about is just suggesting

00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:13.820
that to him and making him paranoid. And he'd

00:37:13.820 --> 00:37:17.760
be like, what? Why would someone steal my battery?

00:37:17.940 --> 00:37:20.340
And then, in my opinion, I don't think he'd be

00:37:20.340 --> 00:37:22.280
parking near people anymore. He would be parking

00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:26.829
away from everybody. But I like your idea better.

00:37:27.030 --> 00:37:29.769
I would do that anyway. I would do, yeah. I like

00:37:29.769 --> 00:37:35.150
your idea. Just, you know, give him a dose of

00:37:35.150 --> 00:37:38.150
his own medicine. There you go. Rob in Fort Worth.

00:37:38.190 --> 00:37:42.150
You should ask Rob in Camdenton. Rob in Camdenton

00:37:42.150 --> 00:37:44.929
has much better advice than Mark in Kansas City

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:49.429
does. So remember that. Two years is so off the

00:37:49.429 --> 00:37:52.030
wall. We love it. I had to come up with something

00:37:52.030 --> 00:37:53.909
really quick because I didn't really read these

00:37:53.909 --> 00:37:58.489
things. I was in a hurry when I got out of doing

00:37:58.489 --> 00:38:01.250
the pool and everything. So, anyhow. All right.

00:38:03.130 --> 00:38:06.170
Rob, could you embroider a Fuckhammer sweater

00:38:06.170 --> 00:38:10.809
for myself and the guys? And also, we could also

00:38:10.809 --> 00:38:14.650
use a fender for a 1983 Chevy van. Please and

00:38:14.650 --> 00:38:17.469
thank you. Mitch on Fucker Hammer's houseboat

00:38:17.469 --> 00:38:20.010
floating on the beautiful Massey Creek arm of

00:38:20.010 --> 00:38:31.769
Lake Freeman. Rob? Mitch, for you, yes, I will.

00:38:32.389 --> 00:38:38.150
I will embroider it, but for the guys, no. Mitch

00:38:38.150 --> 00:38:43.679
only. Okay, but what about the fender? What was

00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:49.219
it? Fuck. Here we go, like Montrose. Is he originally

00:38:49.219 --> 00:38:53.960
from Montrose? I thought, didn't we get it? We

00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:56.980
did get a Mitch. We did get a Mitch from Montrose.

00:38:57.659 --> 00:39:00.860
What was it? Okay. We could also use a fender

00:39:00.860 --> 00:39:07.059
for a 1983 Chevy van. Please and thank you. Okay.

00:39:07.619 --> 00:39:11.460
Oh, look. Okay, there you go. He's going to look

00:39:11.460 --> 00:39:14.420
into it, Mitch. And enjoy Fuckhammer's houseboat.

00:39:14.460 --> 00:39:23.119
I hear it's amazing. All right. Rob and Mark,

00:39:23.340 --> 00:39:25.699
I just got four people in my gym to listen to

00:39:25.699 --> 00:39:28.539
the show. Love you guys. Ronnie and Tulsa, the

00:39:28.539 --> 00:39:33.960
Tulsa King. Thank you. Love you, Tulsa King.

00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:37.920
Thank you. Thank you, Ronnie. You are the best.

00:39:38.099 --> 00:39:41.139
And I mean that. And so is Mitch. You guys are...

00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:47.159
The two ones that clearly stand out. Next one.

00:39:47.539 --> 00:39:49.360
Rob, now that you have a girlfriend, does that

00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.099
mean no loincloth pictures? Jen and Madison.

00:39:56.000 --> 00:40:00.000
Oh, no. She likes a loincloth, too. There you

00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.400
go. There you go, Jen. She don't mind. She don't

00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:06.110
mind. Okay, you still get loincloth photos from

00:40:06.110 --> 00:40:10.809
Rob. So there you go, you can't beat that one.

00:40:10.809 --> 00:40:13.070
As long as she's present when they're taken.

00:40:13.289 --> 00:40:18.250
That's the only... No Marilyn Monroe for you

00:40:18.250 --> 00:40:22.409
where you're standing on a vent? Yeah, no air

00:40:22.409 --> 00:40:25.630
blowing it up. None of that. You don't get any

00:40:25.630 --> 00:40:29.260
of that, you just get the loincloth. Are you

00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:30.860
going to dress up like the Village People Indian

00:40:30.860 --> 00:40:36.480
guy with, like, the war paint on your face? I

00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:39.019
could. Yeah, I think that'd be great. I think

00:40:39.019 --> 00:40:45.099
you need to do that. Oh, dude. Okay, yeah, I'm

00:40:45.099 --> 00:40:48.900
switching my next story just because of that.

00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:54.539
Oh, no. I don't know what we just did, but I

00:40:54.539 --> 00:41:01.030
kind of feel bad about it already. Next one.

00:41:01.690 --> 00:41:06.150
Where the fuck was I? Okay. Mark, you being a

00:41:06.150 --> 00:41:09.170
cruise aficionado, do you have an opinion on

00:41:09.170 --> 00:41:16.750
Virgin Cruises? Mickey in Illinois. Okay. Virgin

00:41:16.750 --> 00:41:21.630
is a pamper. It's adult only and it's a pamper

00:41:21.630 --> 00:41:24.809
line. That's where you go in there to relax.

00:41:25.550 --> 00:41:27.289
You're not going to have a bunch of people from

00:41:27.289 --> 00:41:29.329
what I understand. Well, there are decks, I think,

00:41:29.349 --> 00:41:33.909
that party quite a bit. But it depends on what

00:41:33.909 --> 00:41:36.409
you want on a cruise. I mean, do you have a family?

00:41:37.349 --> 00:41:39.650
If you want a family, you're not going to take

00:41:39.650 --> 00:41:44.610
them on Virgin because it's only adults. Now,

00:41:44.630 --> 00:41:46.369
from what I understand, they pamper you really

00:41:46.369 --> 00:41:52.150
good. It's a very high -end cruise. I don't know,

00:41:52.170 --> 00:41:54.630
since it's adult only, if it's kind of like adult

00:41:54.630 --> 00:41:56.929
oriented, like there might be a bunch of swingers

00:41:56.929 --> 00:41:58.949
on there or something. I don't know. I've never

00:41:58.949 --> 00:42:01.230
been on Virgin and I never had the inkling to.

00:42:01.309 --> 00:42:03.690
To me, I just don't like the whole setup of it.

00:42:05.010 --> 00:42:07.610
But from what I've seen, the boats are immaculate.

00:42:07.610 --> 00:42:11.530
But my suggestion is this right here. Call Wendy

00:42:11.530 --> 00:42:15.730
Whitbeck of Travel Masters. Look her up. Call

00:42:15.730 --> 00:42:17.920
her up and ask her. Ask her about Virgin. She's

00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:20.179
been on all of them. She knows what she's doing.

00:42:20.300 --> 00:42:22.480
She is the best around. She's my travel agent.

00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.420
And I got everybody at work on her too. And she

00:42:25.420 --> 00:42:27.760
is the best. She's been everywhere. She can tell

00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:30.039
you the hotels to stay at. She can tell you what

00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:33.019
airline is the cheapest. All this. She is amazing.

00:42:33.460 --> 00:42:37.639
I remember Southwest took and deleted my airline

00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:40.460
one night because I tried to advance to business

00:42:40.460 --> 00:42:42.980
class. And I guess the card didn't go through.

00:42:43.059 --> 00:42:48.610
But instead of giving me my original Reservations,

00:42:48.610 --> 00:42:51.269
they canceled them all. And she helped me find

00:42:51.269 --> 00:42:52.889
something at 1 in the morning. I was supposed

00:42:52.889 --> 00:42:55.170
to leave at 5 in the morning to KCI. She found

00:42:55.170 --> 00:43:00.949
me a flight 1 in the morning. So, Mickey. Mickey

00:43:00.949 --> 00:43:06.250
in Illinois. Call her. Text her. Ask her. She

00:43:06.250 --> 00:43:10.309
would be able to tell you more about it. Hey,

00:43:10.570 --> 00:43:13.769
Mark. I just had an idea. It's up to you whether

00:43:13.769 --> 00:43:17.409
you want to or not. Okay. But why don't you ask

00:43:17.409 --> 00:43:20.849
Wendy if we could start calling her the travel

00:43:20.849 --> 00:43:26.030
queen? I will. I will. I think it'd be good.

00:43:26.190 --> 00:43:29.610
The travel queen. Okay. All right. And you know

00:43:29.610 --> 00:43:32.510
what? I will also ask her for, I'm going to start

00:43:32.510 --> 00:43:35.210
giving out her phone number and also her email

00:43:35.210 --> 00:43:39.150
and her messenger. With her permission. Yeah,

00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:41.230
I've got to have her permission first, but I'm

00:43:41.230 --> 00:43:43.710
pretty sure she won't mind it. So, all right.

00:43:43.869 --> 00:43:46.630
Wendy Whitbeck, the best. I'm not joking you.

00:43:47.010 --> 00:43:49.369
You will write me back and thank me once you

00:43:49.369 --> 00:43:53.829
use her. So. All right. Next one. Where the hell

00:43:53.829 --> 00:43:56.989
was I? Man, I'm all just all about the place.

00:43:57.110 --> 00:44:00.909
I hate it whenever I come in and I download everything

00:44:00.909 --> 00:44:03.150
at once because I'm running behind and then I

00:44:03.150 --> 00:44:06.489
got to like, yeah. Oh, anyhow. All right. We

00:44:06.489 --> 00:44:08.650
were both around close tonight. Yeah, we were.

00:44:09.650 --> 00:44:13.409
Hey, I think Mark is the self -confessed sugar

00:44:13.409 --> 00:44:18.420
snob. Oh, you put if two times. Hang on. Sorry

00:44:18.420 --> 00:44:22.480
if I'm wrong. What is your second favorite real

00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:25.420
sugar drink? We all know Mexican Coke is your

00:44:25.420 --> 00:44:31.019
all -time favorite. Saul from Long Island. What

00:44:31.019 --> 00:44:34.480
would be my second favorite? That's a fair enough

00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:36.460
question. That's a good question. I like it.

00:44:37.380 --> 00:44:43.949
I would say 7 -Up in the bottle. that looks like

00:44:43.949 --> 00:44:46.449
the old -fashioned bottle. They sell it at the

00:44:46.449 --> 00:44:49.929
specialty stores like KC Soda Company and places

00:44:49.929 --> 00:44:53.769
like that. It's real sugar 7 -Up. It's in a green

00:44:53.769 --> 00:44:57.030
bottle, and it has the same logo it did back

00:44:57.030 --> 00:45:01.030
in the 70s and early 80s. And I remember when

00:45:01.030 --> 00:45:03.110
I was going on field trips, my mom would always

00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:05.510
pack me a couple of those bottles and give me

00:45:05.510 --> 00:45:08.909
a bottle opener to open it up. And that was only

00:45:08.909 --> 00:45:10.429
for field trips. Other than that, I didn't get

00:45:10.429 --> 00:45:13.269
soda pop unless we're going to the lake. And

00:45:13.269 --> 00:45:16.269
to me, that just holds a special thing in my

00:45:16.269 --> 00:45:18.269
heart. You know, I remember it very well, and

00:45:18.269 --> 00:45:21.130
I'm very fond of those memories. And I also like

00:45:21.130 --> 00:45:23.809
the taste of it, too. So I would say Real Sugar

00:45:23.809 --> 00:45:27.210
7 -Up in a green bottle and the retro logo, which

00:45:27.210 --> 00:45:30.550
they do sell. So you just got to find it because

00:45:30.550 --> 00:45:34.090
it's kind of hard to find. So that is, I think

00:45:34.090 --> 00:45:36.289
that's, hang on, there's something stuck to it.

00:45:38.210 --> 00:45:42.380
Okay, that's all the emails. Oh, no, no. I got

00:45:42.380 --> 00:45:44.260
one featured one. We might go into it a little

00:45:44.260 --> 00:45:46.880
bit later, but I'm kind of tired of the subject.

00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.079
We'll see. We'll see how we're doing on time.

00:45:50.460 --> 00:45:53.900
So, Rob, go ahead. Well, now you got my interest,

00:45:54.019 --> 00:45:59.679
Pete. Well, here... Okay. No, no, no. Okay. No,

00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:01.119
I wasn't going to go into it. I was laughing

00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:06.760
about the village people. Uh -huh. Okay. The

00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.760
Eleazar's Amphitheater, right here in Campton,

00:46:09.780 --> 00:46:12.849
Missouri. Uh -huh. Announce that it will be hosting

00:46:12.849 --> 00:46:19.070
KC and the Sunshine Band this summer. Yay! KC

00:46:19.070 --> 00:46:22.030
and the Sunshine Band will perform in Campton

00:46:22.030 --> 00:46:25.630
on Saturday, August 9th, starting at 7 p .m.

00:46:25.809 --> 00:46:29.269
They are known for hits such as That's the Way

00:46:29.269 --> 00:46:32.690
I Like It, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty, and

00:46:32.690 --> 00:46:37.139
more. The band will be joined by the musical

00:46:37.139 --> 00:46:44.239
group Village People. That's why I started laughing,

00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:49.280
dude. Didn't know that for a while. Yeah. This

00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:54.360
was just announced today. Nice. This concert

00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:59.579
was just announced today. Pre -sale tickets.

00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:04.739
go live on Thursday, May 15th at 10 a .m. And

00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:08.119
general tickets will go on sale Friday at 10

00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:15.860
a .m. Cool. You were talking about this. It was

00:47:15.860 --> 00:47:19.320
in my lineup for the night anyway. And at first

00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:22.199
I destroyed your Pop -Tarts. But you midget village

00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:27.019
people, boom, here we go. That sounds like a

00:47:27.019 --> 00:47:34.889
great lineup. Are you going to go to that? Okay.

00:47:35.510 --> 00:47:39.869
All right. To me, that sounds like a fun concert.

00:47:40.570 --> 00:47:44.829
You know, that thing's going to sell out, too,

00:47:44.889 --> 00:47:46.889
because everybody's going to be down there at

00:47:46.889 --> 00:47:49.570
the lake having fun, partying. They're going

00:47:49.570 --> 00:47:52.369
to be at a... Is there still Four Seasons down

00:47:52.369 --> 00:47:55.449
there? And then Tantera is now Margaritaville.

00:47:55.969 --> 00:47:59.030
Okay. Yeah, Margaritaville, yeah. Yeah, people

00:47:59.030 --> 00:48:02.519
are going to be there. Yeah, the Darius Rutgers,

00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:05.840
July 26th. That is going to be a party. There's

00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:08.559
going to be a lot of people down there just having

00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:12.239
a blast. And I did Google to find out. I was

00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:16.000
just curious. I did Google to see if he did Hootie

00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:19.199
and the Blowfish songs during his concerts. He

00:48:19.199 --> 00:48:23.059
does. He does like three or four Hootie songs.

00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:26.900
That's good because he had some songs. I'm glad

00:48:26.900 --> 00:48:29.940
Sam talked me into buying the tickets. There

00:48:29.940 --> 00:48:35.199
you go, Sam. Good job. All right. Do you want

00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.559
to take a break first, or do you want to go to

00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:41.139
our top seven if I won the lottery of $22 million,

00:48:41.380 --> 00:48:44.739
courtesy of Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa King?

00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:49.860
You told me $30 million, man. You just cut me

00:48:49.860 --> 00:48:53.059
out at $8 million. $30 million. That might cut

00:48:53.059 --> 00:48:55.599
me close. I did that by memory. It probably was

00:48:55.599 --> 00:48:57.949
$30 million. So I didn't look at the original

00:48:57.949 --> 00:49:01.849
email. I was just like, 22 million. Okay. Now

00:49:01.849 --> 00:49:08.190
let's go into it. Okay. Rob, be my guest. Okay.

00:49:08.670 --> 00:49:12.309
The first thing I got to mention, and it will

00:49:12.309 --> 00:49:17.349
not cost, so it does not go on this list, I would

00:49:17.349 --> 00:49:23.289
retire. Yeah. It does not go on this list. Yeah.

00:49:23.489 --> 00:49:28.300
And then... The first thing I would do, I would

00:49:28.300 --> 00:49:36.139
book me a month -long cruise. Oh, yeah. Month

00:49:36.139 --> 00:49:47.079
-long. Yeah. And then I would come home. I would

00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:51.639
buy me an RV with, like, one of them toy haulers

00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:57.019
in the back. Mm -hmm. The big, long RVs and,

00:49:57.039 --> 00:50:04.840
you know, how you haul your dirt bikes, dune

00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:09.219
buggies, whatever in the back. Uh -huh. I think

00:50:09.219 --> 00:50:14.119
I could fit my Nissan Frontier in one. Cool.

00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:16.179
It would have to have the toy haul. That way

00:50:16.179 --> 00:50:19.099
I wouldn't have to tow it, you know. Yeah. No

00:50:19.099 --> 00:50:22.590
rocks kicking up, breaking the windshield. Cool.

00:50:22.670 --> 00:50:28.050
Are you going to have your work make that? Dude,

00:50:28.710 --> 00:50:31.530
I have $40 million. Okay, you're going to go

00:50:31.530 --> 00:50:35.369
to... All right, there you go. No, I was saying,

00:50:35.409 --> 00:50:36.849
would you give them the work? Would you have

00:50:36.849 --> 00:50:43.150
them do a custom? Oh, no, no. They could not

00:50:43.150 --> 00:50:48.329
do an RV. Okay. Well, we don't have the fabric

00:50:48.329 --> 00:50:52.789
and stuff to do the beds. Oh, okay, gotcha. Okay.

00:50:53.190 --> 00:50:59.429
If it was just a trailer, yeah. Okay. Okay, and

00:50:59.429 --> 00:51:03.210
then I would buy some property in the Rockies.

00:51:04.690 --> 00:51:09.510
Good one. In the Rocky Mountains. And I would

00:51:09.510 --> 00:51:18.800
put one, two... Four houses on it. Very cool.

00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:29.900
What are the four houses for? Me and kids. Oh,

00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:34.099
cool. Very cool. And we'll be in Iraq. He's away

00:51:34.099 --> 00:51:46.980
from all the bullshit. Yep. Okay. Next. I would

00:51:46.980 --> 00:51:54.860
donate $10 ,000 to the Sealand Embassy, Missouri

00:51:54.860 --> 00:52:04.679
chapter. Hell yeah. Hey, he's moving into the

00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:08.639
new house this weekend. He's going to need help

00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:11.460
with the embassy. That's true. I'd donate $10

00:52:11.460 --> 00:52:13.710
,000. Yeah. Good point. I'm glad you're thinking

00:52:13.710 --> 00:52:15.250
of him, and I'm sure he is, too. He's going to

00:52:15.250 --> 00:52:19.750
have to put a new flagpole up, you know, put

00:52:19.750 --> 00:52:22.070
a new building out there. Yeah. You know what

00:52:22.070 --> 00:52:24.289
we need to do is we need to make a Sealand Facebook

00:52:24.289 --> 00:52:30.869
page. I think they have one. Oh, there is one?

00:52:30.969 --> 00:52:35.769
Oh, okay. I think. Hell, I don't know. They probably

00:52:35.769 --> 00:52:45.260
do. I just haven't looked. I would buy a small

00:52:45.260 --> 00:52:51.539
internet service. Okay. For the Rockies? I'd

00:52:51.539 --> 00:52:57.619
get internet for free. There you go. And if I

00:52:57.619 --> 00:53:00.059
buy an RV, what do you think I'm going to be

00:53:00.059 --> 00:53:03.139
doing retired? Traveling. Traveling and you'll

00:53:03.139 --> 00:53:13.010
have internet. Good idea. And next... You're

00:53:13.010 --> 00:53:17.570
going to love this one. Okay. I'm going to build

00:53:17.570 --> 00:53:20.429
a home for Mitch so he can keep his ass at one

00:53:20.429 --> 00:53:27.869
spot. Can Fuckhammer live with him, or are they

00:53:27.869 --> 00:53:32.690
forbidden? I don't give a shit. All right, Mitch.

00:53:32.829 --> 00:53:36.610
I'm tired of bouncing. Well, I know he's been

00:53:36.610 --> 00:53:38.750
on Massey Creek for a while. Yeah, yeah, and

00:53:38.750 --> 00:53:41.400
you notice he didn't... He's standing with Massey

00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:43.739
Creek. He's not sitting in South Grand. I noticed

00:53:43.739 --> 00:53:47.380
that right off. Well, I'll build him a nicer

00:53:47.380 --> 00:53:50.639
home there to keep him there. How's that? There

00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:57.519
you go. I love that, Rob. And lastly, and lastly,

00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:03.079
you're going to love this one, too. Okay. I'm

00:54:03.079 --> 00:54:14.679
going to build Knob Lake a power plant. Oh, man.

00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:20.719
And what about Montrose? I said I'm going to

00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:23.599
build my own power plant. Montrose, you're shit

00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:30.019
out of luck. My back is turned on Montrose. There

00:54:30.019 --> 00:54:31.800
you go, Montrose. That's what you get for lying

00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.579
to us. Acting like you still had a power plant.

00:54:35.739 --> 00:54:40.159
Yep. All right, Rob. Yours? I'll look into your

00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:46.260
83 Chevy favor. Okay? All right, there you go,

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.440
Mitch. You can't be happier than that. Come on.

00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:55.639
All right. And a new house. Well, after you said

00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:57.699
that about Gene Simmons, it didn't sway my mind

00:54:57.699 --> 00:55:01.480
any. So, number seven, I have a buy a Gene Simmons

00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:05.360
12 ,000 pass and wear an Ace Frehley rules shirt

00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:08.079
and Gene Simmons is a greasy fat bitch shirt

00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:18.659
on the back. Because that's the way I feel about

00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:21.179
it. I'm glad that guy had a good time and I understand

00:55:21.179 --> 00:55:24.519
he's dying and all that. But I still feel about

00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:27.119
that, you know, that way. That is my opinion

00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:31.440
about it. So, number six. A home that's all skylight

00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:35.880
ceilings. And this is interesting. In the Rockies.

00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:39.159
Like where you wanted to build your house. Your

00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:47.440
houses. Number six. No, no, no. Number five.

00:55:48.679 --> 00:55:54.280
A regular home. And this would be at an undetermined

00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:57.619
location. Somewhere around here because family's

00:55:57.619 --> 00:56:00.159
around here. But I'm not sure where exactly.

00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.139
I have my mind on a couple of places. But in

00:56:04.139 --> 00:56:08.199
this home is going to be a pinball room. Complete

00:56:08.199 --> 00:56:13.639
with 12 vintage pinball games. Elvira. Kiss.

00:56:14.510 --> 00:56:19.050
Empire Strikes Back. Old Chicago. An Old Midway

00:56:19.050 --> 00:56:21.670
Funhouse Clown Pinball Machine. I forgot what

00:56:21.670 --> 00:56:24.829
the name of it is. Black Sabbath Pinball Machine.

00:56:25.849 --> 00:56:29.230
Prohibition Whiskey Barrel from Williams. Forgot

00:56:29.230 --> 00:56:30.949
that name too, but you'd know it if you'd seen

00:56:30.949 --> 00:56:37.489
it. The Carpenters Pinball. Wolfman Jack Pinball.

00:56:38.269 --> 00:56:42.349
James Bond Roger Moore Edition Pinball. A Led

00:56:42.349 --> 00:56:45.539
Zeppelin Pinball Machine. a Godzilla pinball

00:56:45.539 --> 00:56:51.960
machine as well. Number four, a home in Curacao.

00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:56.119
Number three, a suit of armor, number eight,

00:56:56.119 --> 00:57:03.380
polished stainless, 12 foot tall. Two, a new

00:57:03.380 --> 00:57:07.199
Ford Bronco fleet of them. And number one, a

00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:15.489
financial advisor. Rob, let's take our break.

00:57:21.269 --> 00:57:27.409
Are you there? We're taking our break. I don't

00:57:27.409 --> 00:57:29.590
know where Rob is. I can't hear you. Oh, okay.

00:57:30.170 --> 00:57:32.730
Okay. All right, we're getting ready to take

00:57:32.730 --> 00:57:38.210
our break. We'll be right back. All right. Invisible

00:57:38.210 --> 00:57:40.429
ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible

00:57:40.429 --> 00:57:47.320
pranks? The fuck is wrong with these guys? Why,

00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:52.860
Whataburger, you say? Well, because what a deep

00:57:52.860 --> 00:57:55.679
-fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't have

00:57:55.679 --> 00:58:02.900
the right ring. Hey there, fuckstick. You're

00:58:02.900 --> 00:58:05.119
just in time for brand new feature news nobody

00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:08.960
gives a shit about. In a remote area in France...

00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:12.579
An armadillo was found alive and no one knows

00:58:12.579 --> 00:58:17.639
how it got there. Our constant pursuit for a

00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:20.900
real knee slapper. It's strange insults from

00:58:20.900 --> 00:58:25.559
an alien. Real hilarity. You are dressed like

00:58:25.559 --> 00:58:29.460
an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State middle

00:58:29.460 --> 00:58:33.639
school. Now it's time for pick up lines from

00:58:33.639 --> 00:58:37.199
a loser. You're pretty and I'm cute. Together

00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:44.840
we could be. Pretty cute. Have you ever wondered

00:58:44.840 --> 00:58:47.079
what something came about? Have you ever looked

00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:48.900
at something and said, Hey, I wonder what the

00:58:48.900 --> 00:58:52.619
origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why

00:58:52.619 --> 00:58:57.780
we give you the origin of... The origin of the

00:58:57.780 --> 00:59:00.059
nose ring. The middle east is the birthplace

00:59:00.059 --> 00:59:02.820
of the nostril ring, piercing, tracking back

00:59:02.820 --> 00:59:06.780
4 ,000 years. Nostrils... were held as a status

00:59:06.780 --> 00:59:09.300
of upper class if they were pierced with a ring.

00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:35.400
Rob can now be rented for children's parties

00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:39.460
and bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent

00:59:39.460 --> 00:59:42.860
you a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent

00:59:42.860 --> 00:59:48.360
Rob for a day. A day! A day! Watch Rob consume

00:59:48.360 --> 00:59:52.119
seven bottles a night and still break dance and

00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:56.420
moonwalk. Watch Rob Red fart down a building.

00:59:56.639 --> 01:00:00.900
Fart down a building! Rob Red. who assumes no

01:00:00.900 --> 01:00:03.300
responsibility whatsoever. He is not a babysitter,

01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.699
and he doesn't give one hell of a shit about

01:00:04.699 --> 01:00:06.659
your children. Please remember to corral every

01:00:06.659 --> 01:00:09.000
little bastard you have before Rob gets there,

01:00:09.099 --> 01:00:11.119
and while we'll not put up with any backtalk,

01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:13.699
we will promptly get them in the place. Rob Rehag

01:00:13.699 --> 01:00:15.880
assumes no responsibility for anything that could

01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:18.559
be stolen from his visit. Rob Rehag has no responsibility

01:00:18.559 --> 01:00:22.119
whatsoever in any outcome of any situation. Read

01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:27.059
a Rob today. The apocalypse just happened. You

01:00:27.059 --> 01:00:29.400
don't know what to do. You don't know where to

01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:34.840
go. We can tell you what you can eat. Garlic

01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:38.119
mustard could and should be a go -to food during

01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:41.500
an apocalypse. Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere.

01:00:41.699 --> 01:00:45.320
It is actually an invasive weed, but it can be

01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:49.800
very delicious and easily taken from about any

01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:53.619
pasture. Garlic mustard can be stewed or even

01:00:53.619 --> 01:00:57.300
pan -fried. for delicious taste. It can also

01:00:57.300 --> 01:00:59.539
be added to other ingredients, whether it's a

01:00:59.539 --> 01:01:03.059
salad or any other type of food to enhance it.

01:01:03.159 --> 01:01:06.039
Garlic mustard should be a go -to staple during

01:01:06.039 --> 01:01:09.960
the apocalypse. Yes, it's true. Mark is an old

01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:13.059
bastard. It's also true that Mark uses a lot

01:01:13.059 --> 01:01:16.139
of ibuprofen. But Mark would like to tell you,

01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:19.739
if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen.

01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:23.300
It's obviously fake, and you're to take the pictures

01:01:23.300 --> 01:01:29.539
and tear them up immediately. Jam X. What the

01:01:29.539 --> 01:01:34.099
hell happened? You were the generation of change.

01:01:36.679 --> 01:01:40.820
You never wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke

01:01:40.820 --> 01:01:46.880
for you. Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What

01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:51.360
the hell happened? The generation of angst? The

01:01:51.360 --> 01:01:55.159
generation of non -compliance? Is now buying

01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:58.360
a boat? You're really fed up if you kill someone

01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:03.300
dangled a dollar near you? Great job, Xers. Everything's

01:02:03.300 --> 01:02:21.920
ruined. Two douchebags, a microphone. My name

01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:25.320
is Mark here at the Kansas City Chapter. And

01:02:25.320 --> 01:02:28.320
I am Rob at the beautiful Niagara Arm of Lake

01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:31.800
of the Ozarks. Right on. Rob, you got something

01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:36.820
you want to go into? Yes, I do. Feel free, my

01:02:36.820 --> 01:02:41.000
friend. I'm going to switch it up. This is a

01:02:41.000 --> 01:02:45.860
new product that's coming out. Okay. And I figured

01:02:45.860 --> 01:02:49.860
you... You would be interested. Anybody in construction

01:02:49.860 --> 01:02:55.079
would be interested. Okay. A biotech startup

01:02:55.079 --> 01:02:58.420
from the U .S. is aiming to reshape the construction

01:02:58.420 --> 01:03:01.039
industry with the launch of a groundbreaking

01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:04.619
new material that mimics the look and feel of

01:03:04.619 --> 01:03:09.019
natural wood while outperforming high -grade

01:03:09.019 --> 01:03:13.219
steel in strength and durability. Oh, interested?

01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:20.449
You heard me right. Wow. Maryland -based firm

01:03:20.449 --> 01:03:24.269
Inventwood revealed that their engineering wood

01:03:24.269 --> 01:03:28.429
product called Superwood is a result of molecular

01:03:28.429 --> 01:03:32.769
-level transformation that turns natural wood

01:03:32.769 --> 01:03:36.369
into a material up to a dozen times stronger

01:03:36.369 --> 01:03:40.889
and ten times tougher than its original form.

01:03:43.150 --> 01:03:46.449
According to the company, which recently closed

01:03:46.449 --> 01:03:52.630
a $15 million Series 8 funding round to begin

01:03:52.630 --> 01:03:55.849
commercial shipments from its production facility

01:03:55.849 --> 01:04:01.610
in Frederick. I don't know where that's at. Between

01:04:01.610 --> 01:04:06.730
July and September of 2025, the material boasts

01:04:06.730 --> 01:04:10.849
a strength -to -weight ratio nearly 10 times

01:04:10.849 --> 01:04:44.219
greater than steel. Wow. Wow. at the University

01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:49.659
of Maryland, whose former work focused on carbon

01:04:49.659 --> 01:04:59.539
nanotube innovation. Wow. Dude, this shit sounds

01:04:59.539 --> 01:05:07.139
badass. That, I tell you what, if you can invest

01:05:07.139 --> 01:05:09.599
in that, I would jump on that in a hot second.

01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:26.739
Now that you mention that, I just might. Okay.

01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:32.659
Yeah. I'll talk to my financial advisor. Yeah.

01:05:33.219 --> 01:05:35.039
That right there, I'm going to talk to mine,

01:05:35.059 --> 01:05:40.280
too. That right there has... That's going somewhere.

01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:42.659
Hopefully, it's not too late to jump on it. So,

01:05:42.659 --> 01:05:55.670
wow. Yeah. All right. Right here, I have... Yeah.

01:06:00.989 --> 01:06:22.840
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. without getting up to use the

01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:26.159
restroom. It's become viral travel, and it's

01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:28.960
a trend on TikTok, where people share videos

01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:31.340
of themselves raw -dogging flights as a way to

01:06:31.340 --> 01:06:34.480
challenge themselves to show off their resilience.

01:06:35.780 --> 01:06:38.480
The term raw -dogging originally referred to

01:06:38.480 --> 01:06:41.139
having sex without a condom. However, it has

01:06:41.139 --> 01:06:44.679
expanded to mean during something without unusual

01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:49.469
protection, preparation, or comfort. And that

01:06:49.469 --> 01:06:52.510
term, being used like that, has been around quite

01:06:52.510 --> 01:06:56.130
a while. So, in the context of travel, raw dogging

01:06:56.130 --> 01:06:59.750
a flight means sitting in silence, staring ahead,

01:07:00.050 --> 01:07:04.309
often on an in -flight map, and avoiding any

01:07:04.309 --> 01:07:06.989
distractions or comforts like music, movies,

01:07:07.289 --> 01:07:10.389
food, or drink. And here's why people do it.

01:07:10.889 --> 01:07:13.469
Some see it as a way to challenge themselves

01:07:13.469 --> 01:07:15.789
mentally and physically, while others find it

01:07:15.789 --> 01:07:20.309
a form of meditation. or a dopamine detox. It's

01:07:20.309 --> 01:07:22.789
also been suggested that the trend can be a way

01:07:22.789 --> 01:07:25.849
to demonstrate masculinity online. However, I

01:07:25.849 --> 01:07:30.010
don't know how that parlays into it, but okay.

01:07:31.469 --> 01:07:33.829
While some find it appealing, experts caution

01:07:33.829 --> 01:07:36.469
that raw dogging can be detrimental to physical

01:07:36.469 --> 01:07:39.590
health. It can even be deadly. Dehydration, blood

01:07:39.590 --> 01:07:42.090
clots, and fatigue are some of the risks associated

01:07:42.090 --> 01:07:45.409
with extreme versions of this trend, and that

01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:48.510
would go into the other parts of it besides travel.

01:07:49.960 --> 01:07:53.099
The trend has been popular on TikTok where users

01:07:53.099 --> 01:07:55.900
document their raw dogging experiences and share

01:07:55.900 --> 01:07:58.840
their challenges with staying awake, eating and

01:07:58.840 --> 01:08:01.440
drinking and using the restroom. Sounds like

01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:05.480
hell to me. Raw dogging a flight, there's a strange

01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:07.900
travel trend that's been going along, says Dr.

01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:13.360
Humphrey Seberg. He warns people that it may

01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:16.500
sound cute, but it actually can be very detrimental

01:08:16.500 --> 01:08:21.319
on a lot of levels. He says he would suggest

01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:26.300
not doing it. But, you know, I mean, that's extreme

01:08:26.300 --> 01:08:30.479
cases, too. I could go on, but I'm not going

01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:32.560
to. I think everyone's got the gist of what I

01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:35.859
just said. You can think that's great or you

01:08:35.859 --> 01:08:38.279
can hate it to me. I think you can do it. Yeah,

01:08:38.359 --> 01:08:40.159
that's fine. There's nothing wrong with it. But

01:08:40.159 --> 01:08:42.399
just don't take it to extremes. Agreed, Rob?

01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:48.000
Yeah. Yeah. Just don't take it to extremes. Yeah.

01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:58.979
So. Rob, you got something. Oh, yeah, I do. Recently

01:08:58.979 --> 01:09:02.439
reached footage by authorities shows a tense,

01:09:02.439 --> 01:09:06.199
bizarre footage between two New Mexico boys,

01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:13.489
ages seven and nine, and police. Despite the

01:09:13.489 --> 01:09:16.189
potentially dangerous or even fatal incident,

01:09:16.489 --> 01:09:19.609
authorities have decided not to arrest or charge

01:09:19.609 --> 01:09:24.729
the youngsters. According to Fox News, the incident

01:09:24.729 --> 01:09:30.689
took place on February 16, 2025. However, the

01:09:30.689 --> 01:09:34.770
incident gained notoriety on Thursday, May 8,

01:09:35.010 --> 01:09:39.840
after the... The Mello County Sheriff's Office

01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:46.520
posted footage recorded by drones. Dressed in

01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:49.840
Minecraft and Star Wars pajamas, the two young

01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:53.359
boys were seen standing behind a covered air

01:09:53.359 --> 01:10:06.100
conditioning unit. They were seen... in possession

01:10:06.100 --> 01:10:10.659
of a handgun, which they took turns holding.

01:10:11.739 --> 01:10:16.380
The six -minute footage shows the kids looking

01:10:16.380 --> 01:10:20.039
around as if they were trying to remain undetected.

01:10:20.340 --> 01:10:23.539
However, police arrived at the scene and attempted

01:10:23.539 --> 01:10:30.819
to de -escalate the situation. According to Bernanello

01:10:30.819 --> 01:10:36.310
County Sheriff John Allen, The sheriff's office

01:10:36.310 --> 01:10:41.529
knew the boys. Reportedly, they had received

01:10:41.529 --> 01:10:44.689
dozens of calls in connection with them and their

01:10:44.689 --> 01:10:49.550
families. Put it down, babe, one officer told

01:10:49.550 --> 01:10:51.750
one of the boys, according to the U .S. sign.

01:10:52.250 --> 01:10:55.010
You're not in trouble, but you have to put it

01:10:55.010 --> 01:11:00.850
down and come and talk to us. So it got de -escalated.

01:11:00.949 --> 01:11:05.979
That's the good part. That's really good. Yeah,

01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:08.840
that could have led to a lot of trouble. I'm

01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:17.800
glad they got it figured out. I'm not sure what's

01:11:17.800 --> 01:11:22.920
going to happen with the parents yet. That's

01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:25.399
what I want to hear. So if you could, like, maybe

01:11:25.399 --> 01:11:27.640
keep a track on that, I want to hear what happens

01:11:27.640 --> 01:11:30.380
with that. And it could be a ways away, probably,

01:11:30.460 --> 01:11:32.640
but I would like to know the answer to that,

01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:37.859
please. Yeah, I mean, actually, the very last

01:11:37.859 --> 01:11:42.100
line of it says, no information on how the children

01:11:42.100 --> 01:11:46.659
got a hold of the gun is available. Okay. All

01:11:46.659 --> 01:11:49.579
right. I mean, you know. You can't watch your

01:11:49.579 --> 01:11:52.479
kids all the time, so I am accepting of it just

01:11:52.479 --> 01:11:55.420
being a complete fluke accident. But we also

01:11:55.420 --> 01:11:58.600
know that sometimes people do stupid shit and

01:11:58.600 --> 01:12:01.460
leave guns around for children. So I think they

01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:03.119
need to unravel it, figure out what happened,

01:12:03.140 --> 01:12:05.039
and then take the actions according to that.

01:12:08.109 --> 01:12:10.890
Right before that, it does say the gun involved

01:12:10.890 --> 01:12:14.170
in the incident was seized by police, which we

01:12:14.170 --> 01:12:18.090
figured. It is unclear if authorities plan to

01:12:18.090 --> 01:12:21.649
charge the kids' parents, but they reportedly

01:12:21.649 --> 01:12:26.250
have not been removed from their home. I think

01:12:26.250 --> 01:12:28.310
all that's going to be contingent on the investigation,

01:12:28.630 --> 01:12:32.470
don't you? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, they got to

01:12:32.470 --> 01:12:36.369
investigate the gun. They may have found it elsewhere.

01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:39.439
That's what I'm saying. They may have found it

01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:43.279
laying on the sidewalk. Listen, we used to have

01:12:43.279 --> 01:12:47.479
billy clubs in the woods, playboys, all this

01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:49.800
stuff that we weren't supposed to have. We had

01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:51.859
hidden in the woods, and our parents had no idea.

01:12:52.140 --> 01:12:55.260
We were all just going at it. you know, going

01:12:55.260 --> 01:12:58.140
out for a hike. We have beer out there. Some

01:12:58.140 --> 01:13:00.100
of us have weed. You know what I mean? We were

01:13:00.100 --> 01:13:02.359
all like that when we were children. You know,

01:13:02.380 --> 01:13:05.239
we were hiding stuff and doing stuff like that

01:13:05.239 --> 01:13:07.619
because that's what children do. You sit there

01:13:07.619 --> 01:13:10.039
and you test the limits of everything. You test

01:13:10.039 --> 01:13:12.920
the boundaries of everything because that's what

01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:15.880
you do as a child, you know? And then that might

01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:18.520
include to nowadays with a gun. I mean, you know,

01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:22.399
I was, I grew up around guns. and I respected

01:13:22.399 --> 01:13:24.619
them, but not all kids have, and I think you

01:13:24.619 --> 01:13:26.699
probably have too, haven't you? Didn't you grow

01:13:26.699 --> 01:13:30.920
up around guns? Yeah, yes, I did. You learned

01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.239
to respect them. Yeah, you know what they could

01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:37.579
do. So there's a lot of children that didn't

01:13:37.579 --> 01:13:41.100
have that happen to them when they were younger,

01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:43.300
so they probably don't really know how dangerous

01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:49.449
they really are. So, can a sound wave? Help you

01:13:49.449 --> 01:14:03.850
lose weight, Rob, do you think? Just a quick

01:14:03.850 --> 01:14:08.029
scientific thought. Yeah, I think it could. You

01:14:08.029 --> 01:14:11.350
are correct. Can sound waves help you lose weight?

01:14:11.390 --> 01:14:16.270
The technique may trick fat cells. This is what

01:14:16.270 --> 01:14:17.850
they're saying. This is what they're saying.

01:14:17.989 --> 01:14:21.489
Forget fat diets and sketchy supplements. Your

01:14:21.489 --> 01:14:24.949
favorite song might be the key to staying thin.

01:14:25.369 --> 01:14:28.090
In a new study, Japanese researchers found that

01:14:28.090 --> 01:14:30.529
acoustic sound waves can influence how our cells

01:14:30.529 --> 01:14:35.489
behave, including halting fat development. I

01:14:35.489 --> 01:14:38.970
want to take this a second further. If they can

01:14:38.970 --> 01:14:43.119
trick your cells, into behaving and halting fat

01:14:43.119 --> 01:14:47.319
development can they trick it out of cancer think

01:14:47.319 --> 01:14:49.680
about that just let that settle for a minute

01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:54.199
okay yeah that might be pushing it i don't know

01:14:54.199 --> 01:14:56.680
so it's just something i thought of really quick

01:14:57.399 --> 01:14:59.859
Since sound is non -material, acoustic stimulation

01:14:59.859 --> 01:15:03.840
is a tool that is non -evasive, safe, and immediate,

01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:06.640
and will likely benefit medicine and health care,

01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:13.520
corresponding with Marcio Katoume, said in a

01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:18.199
statement. Or I could just say babble snatch.

01:15:18.720 --> 01:15:21.779
Sound is more than just noise. It's made up of

01:15:21.779 --> 01:15:24.159
mechanical waves that create tiny vibrations

01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:28.159
traveling through the air. water or even tissue.

01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:30.979
We've long known that animals use vibrations

01:15:30.979 --> 01:15:33.539
in their bones to communicate and gather important

01:15:33.539 --> 01:15:36.020
information and their surroundings and so do

01:15:36.020 --> 01:15:41.000
trees and bushes. They do the same thing. It's

01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:44.260
vibrations. But scientists are now, and there's

01:15:44.260 --> 01:15:46.199
also more that you can go into, like the string

01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:48.560
theory and all that. I mean, if you really want

01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:52.340
to really get into it. But scientists are only

01:15:52.340 --> 01:15:54.680
now beginning to understand how sound affects

01:15:54.680 --> 01:15:58.840
us on a deeper cellular level. The new research

01:15:58.840 --> 01:16:03.560
builds on a 2018 study by Kumeta and his team.

01:16:04.720 --> 01:16:08.630
Okay, it said a different... Okay, they spelled

01:16:08.630 --> 01:16:12.189
it different. His name is Kumeta. Anyhow, Kumeta

01:16:12.189 --> 01:16:15.149
and his team that found the sound waves can influence

01:16:15.149 --> 01:16:18.430
genes involved in bone formation and wound healing.

01:16:18.609 --> 01:16:21.409
To investigate the effect of a sound on a cellular

01:16:21.409 --> 01:16:24.909
activity, we designed a system to bathe cultured

01:16:24.909 --> 01:16:29.409
cells in acoustic waves, Kumeta said. They tested

01:16:29.409 --> 01:16:32.029
three sounds on muscle cells taken from mice.

01:16:32.090 --> 01:16:40.399
White noise, a 440 tone. and an A tone on a piano

01:16:40.399 --> 01:16:43.920
and a high -pitched 14 kilohertz tone close to

01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:47.500
the highest pitch. So, you know, most people

01:16:47.500 --> 01:16:50.899
can hear. The results were striking. After just

01:16:50.899 --> 01:16:54.340
two hours of sound exposure, 42 genes had changed.

01:16:54.760 --> 01:16:59.340
42 after two hours. After 24 hours, an impressive

01:16:59.340 --> 01:17:05.310
145 genes showed alter activity. So your brain

01:17:05.310 --> 01:17:07.510
can also have more to do with weight loss than

01:17:07.510 --> 01:17:10.090
you think. Your brain actually talks to your

01:17:10.090 --> 01:17:12.909
fat cells that could be the secret to lasting

01:17:12.909 --> 01:17:16.369
weight loss. The way the cells responded depended

01:17:16.369 --> 01:17:19.869
on frequency, intensity, and pattern of the sound

01:17:19.869 --> 01:17:23.090
wave. The response also variated based on the

01:17:23.090 --> 01:17:26.189
type of cell. The most significant finding of

01:17:26.189 --> 01:17:31.989
the study was that the sound waves stopped differentiation

01:17:31.989 --> 01:17:35.350
between the cells. And I think what that means

01:17:35.350 --> 01:17:37.930
is the cells were more uniform, so they didn't

01:17:37.930 --> 01:17:42.329
have adding on fat or whatever. When exposed

01:17:42.329 --> 01:17:44.630
to the sound vibrations, the research found that

01:17:44.630 --> 01:17:48.250
many cells didn't mature into fat cells. That's

01:17:48.250 --> 01:17:50.729
right, that's what it did. Didn't mature into

01:17:50.729 --> 01:17:54.970
fat cells as expected. There is more, but I'm

01:17:54.970 --> 01:17:57.390
not going to go into it. The gist of this thing

01:17:57.390 --> 01:18:05.260
is They believe that sound can train your cells

01:18:05.260 --> 01:18:08.920
into not generating fat, and who knows what else.

01:18:09.020 --> 01:18:11.119
They're talking about health care with it. I

01:18:11.119 --> 01:18:13.420
know some of that is losing weight, but not all

01:18:13.420 --> 01:18:15.479
of it. So this is going to be an interesting

01:18:15.479 --> 01:18:18.260
study to keep up on, and I'm going to keep up

01:18:18.260 --> 01:18:20.619
on it. And if there's anything new coming in,

01:18:20.699 --> 01:18:24.800
I'll let you know. Rob, you got something? Yeah,

01:18:24.819 --> 01:18:29.579
I do. All righty. In March of this year, Tanya

01:18:29.579 --> 01:18:34.060
Dubs of Pocahontas, Virginia, was about to witness

01:18:34.060 --> 01:18:38.340
one herself a little bit. She knew that her mama

01:18:38.340 --> 01:18:45.319
dog, Namine, would end up making headlines of

01:18:45.319 --> 01:18:52.329
the U .S. most popular news. Mm -hmm. Her two

01:18:52.329 --> 01:18:55.470
-year -old Great Dane ended up giving birth to

01:18:55.470 --> 01:18:59.689
an unbelievable 21 puppies over the course of

01:18:59.689 --> 01:19:07.310
27 hours. Okay. Think about that, dude. Yeah,

01:19:07.329 --> 01:19:22.050
I am. 21 Great Dane puppies. Wow. Yeah. Okay.

01:19:22.050 --> 01:19:28.029
I had a great day growing up. I know. Oh, my

01:19:28.029 --> 01:19:35.189
God. Tanya and her family were quite shocked

01:19:35.189 --> 01:19:40.489
when they realized the mine's litter was exceeding

01:19:40.489 --> 01:19:44.409
all the expectations. But one of the tallest

01:19:44.409 --> 01:19:47.489
dog breeds in the world, Tanya naturally expected

01:19:47.489 --> 01:19:53.909
a larger litter around 13, 14 pups maximum. Even

01:19:53.909 --> 01:19:57.869
when they got up to number 16, she and her family

01:19:57.869 --> 01:20:01.949
didn't believe that the total number would exceed

01:20:01.949 --> 01:20:17.539
two dozen. labor, it happened. Almost all of

01:20:17.539 --> 01:20:19.979
them weighed over a pound when they were first

01:20:19.979 --> 01:20:23.939
born, except two that were slightly under one.

01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:35.479
And another one, one 94 ounces, and another one

01:20:35.479 --> 01:20:41.289
98 ounces. Wow. As there's now a slight logistical

01:20:41.289 --> 01:20:44.710
problem with mama's milk, Tonya makes sure all

01:20:44.710 --> 01:20:48.170
puppies are fed properly. And if some of them

01:20:48.170 --> 01:20:51.210
don't get enough food the natural way, she supplies

01:20:51.210 --> 01:20:54.670
them with a bottle. That's what everybody would.

01:20:55.710 --> 01:21:04.149
Yeah. But yeah, that's cool, dude. I agree. And

01:21:04.149 --> 01:21:06.850
then mine is a beautiful dog. She's a brindle.

01:21:07.850 --> 01:21:12.869
Great Dane? Uh -huh. She's beautiful. That's

01:21:12.869 --> 01:21:17.090
cool. 21 puppies. That poor girl. Oh, jeez. Yeah,

01:21:17.229 --> 01:21:22.550
a 21. Oh. Great Dane puppies. That's that. Oh.

01:21:22.869 --> 01:21:25.149
Great Danes are awesome. The biggest problem

01:21:25.149 --> 01:21:27.449
with them is they don't live long enough. It

01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:31.649
sucks. Exactly. Yeah, we lost ours. He was like

01:21:31.649 --> 01:21:37.310
11. That's a long life. He started getting hip

01:21:37.310 --> 01:21:40.170
dysplasia. Yeah, that happens with him a lot.

01:21:40.189 --> 01:21:43.430
And he was going blind, you know. That's actually

01:21:43.430 --> 01:21:45.569
old for a Great Dane. A lot of Great Danes pass

01:21:45.569 --> 01:21:49.670
7, 8, 9 years old. It sucks. That's why I won't

01:21:49.670 --> 01:21:51.750
own one. I love the dogs. They're beautiful animals.

01:21:51.930 --> 01:21:54.449
They're sweet as hell. And they're great dogs.

01:21:54.789 --> 01:21:57.569
They're great family dogs. I agree. You will

01:21:57.569 --> 01:22:00.329
never have a dog that will lay with your children

01:22:00.329 --> 01:22:03.430
and protect them more than a Great Dane. Labradors

01:22:03.430 --> 01:22:07.109
are too. Labradors are great too. But, yeah.

01:22:07.789 --> 01:22:10.189
So the only reason I wouldn't own one is because

01:22:10.189 --> 01:22:12.329
I don't want to deal with it after seven, eight

01:22:12.329 --> 01:22:14.630
years. I don't want them dying. You know, sucks.

01:22:17.069 --> 01:22:19.329
You got another couple of minutes or you want

01:22:19.329 --> 01:22:21.189
to shut this thing down, Rob? I'll leave it up

01:22:21.189 --> 01:22:26.949
to you. No, we got one. Okay. A flight attendant,

01:22:27.210 --> 01:22:29.930
you know that flight attendants judge you by

01:22:29.930 --> 01:22:38.430
what you drink on a flight? Yes. They say that

01:22:38.430 --> 01:22:44.270
people that drink Coke are normally well -adjusted

01:22:44.270 --> 01:22:46.470
people. Coke or Pepsi, you know, something like

01:22:46.470 --> 01:22:48.550
that. Dr. Pepper is also included in this, a

01:22:48.550 --> 01:22:51.350
dark or cola type of drink. They said that they

01:22:51.350 --> 01:22:53.750
are usually the normal ones. They say people

01:22:53.750 --> 01:22:59.409
that order ginger ale are kind of odd. And they

01:22:59.409 --> 01:23:03.170
say that people that order coffee are sketchy

01:23:03.170 --> 01:23:07.300
as hell. And people that are decaffeinated cannot

01:23:07.300 --> 01:23:10.359
be trusted. And this is like a little thing that

01:23:10.359 --> 01:23:12.220
they do, flight attendants, judging people. I

01:23:12.220 --> 01:23:14.439
guess they see people come in, and they're going

01:23:14.439 --> 01:23:16.500
to guess what they order. And I thought this

01:23:16.500 --> 01:23:20.380
was just a neat little article. But I did notice

01:23:20.380 --> 01:23:22.479
something, Rob. You know the only time I like

01:23:22.479 --> 01:23:25.020
ginger ale is on a flight? I don't like it down

01:23:25.020 --> 01:23:27.859
here. I like it up in the air for some reason.

01:23:29.439 --> 01:23:31.600
I don't like Coke up there. I don't like Pepsi

01:23:31.600 --> 01:23:35.380
up there. I don't like... Orange juice, cranberry

01:23:35.380 --> 01:23:38.600
juice. I like ginger ale up there, and I can't

01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:43.880
describe it. So, I thought that was worth mentioning.

01:23:46.220 --> 01:23:48.619
It's just worthless bullshit that I come across.

01:23:49.340 --> 01:23:59.500
So, Rob, we turn it to you. Okay. What a poetic

01:23:59.500 --> 01:24:04.470
twist of fate. South Carolina has introduced

01:24:04.470 --> 01:24:12.189
a firing squad this year. Cool. Okay. When you're

01:24:12.189 --> 01:24:15.029
on death row in South Carolina, you can choose

01:24:15.029 --> 01:24:18.789
between death by lethal injection, electric chair,

01:24:18.989 --> 01:24:21.949
or three prison guards shooting you in the heart.

01:24:24.489 --> 01:24:34.319
This reporter blogged about it. a different Carolina's

01:24:34.319 --> 01:24:39.060
firing squad execution back in March. When he

01:24:39.060 --> 01:24:43.260
decided a firing squad, he decided a long history

01:24:43.260 --> 01:24:46.779
of box lethal injections on electric chairs that

01:24:46.779 --> 01:24:53.300
resulted in a slow, painful death. Okay. Luckily

01:24:53.300 --> 01:24:58.479
for that guy, the firing squad shot him right

01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:03.670
in the heart. Okay, that was the first guy that

01:25:03.670 --> 01:25:08.250
died by shoot. By gunshot or a firing squad.

01:25:08.489 --> 01:25:17.010
Firing squad, yeah. Okay. But the next guy, Mikel

01:25:17.010 --> 01:25:21.550
Mane, who was on death row for a triple murder

01:25:21.550 --> 01:25:26.250
involving a cop who he shot eight times and then

01:25:26.250 --> 01:25:32.850
sat on fire, wasn't so lucky. Good. Good. Can

01:25:32.850 --> 01:25:38.170
you say it, Carmen? Yes. Yes. Today didn't offer

01:25:38.170 --> 01:25:41.909
an explanation for why he opted for firing squad,

01:25:42.310 --> 01:25:46.829
but I have to imagine it was a similar reason.

01:25:47.970 --> 01:25:52.609
If that's the case, tough break for my guy. Better

01:25:52.609 --> 01:25:57.289
luck next time. Oh, I hope he's... That's what

01:25:57.289 --> 01:26:00.810
this blogger said. I really don't get why our

01:26:00.810 --> 01:26:03.890
country has to complicate the death penalty so

01:26:03.890 --> 01:26:08.069
much. I agree. If you're going to use it, just

01:26:08.069 --> 01:26:14.369
make it simple. But anyway, what happened? Yeah,

01:26:14.390 --> 01:26:18.869
this story goes on and on. What ended up happening

01:26:18.869 --> 01:26:23.989
is the three guys, the guys in the firing squad,

01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:39.079
Missy. At first. I had three bullets. Only two

01:26:39.079 --> 01:26:45.079
bullets. There was only two bullet wounds. And

01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:52.500
one of them fired a bullet into the wall. Yeah,

01:26:55.039 --> 01:26:59.319
you're supposed to be... But... Yeah, like I

01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:01.439
said, it's a long story, and there is a part

01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:08.479
of the story talking about being one of the guys

01:27:08.479 --> 01:27:13.939
doing the shooting. That's why they put more

01:27:13.939 --> 01:27:17.680
than one. That way nobody knows who fires a lethal

01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:24.760
shot. But still. Well, here's what I kind of

01:27:24.760 --> 01:27:27.159
like, and I'm kind of like this too. People that

01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:30.079
do something like murder somebody, shoot them

01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:33.579
eight times and burn their body. I think I would

01:27:33.579 --> 01:27:36.399
be okay with them suffering for a few minutes

01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:38.939
before they were killed. I think something like

01:27:38.939 --> 01:27:48.699
that. I mean like getting wounded and sitting

01:27:48.699 --> 01:27:52.100
there bleeding, but not dead yet, is what I mean.

01:27:52.140 --> 01:27:56.899
He suffered for 30 to 60 seconds of excruciating

01:27:56.899 --> 01:28:01.739
conscious pain and suffering. Okay, okay. I mean,

01:28:01.779 --> 01:28:03.600
I'd like it a little bit more than that, but

01:28:03.600 --> 01:28:11.399
okay. Yeah, and there was another reference to

01:28:11.399 --> 01:28:17.479
the movie Green Mile. The box Percy death? Uh

01:28:17.479 --> 01:28:26.340
-huh. There's a reference to that. Okay. Yeah,

01:28:26.420 --> 01:28:33.479
I mean, well, you get what you ask for. That's

01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:37.000
all I got to say. You get what you ask for. Yeah,

01:28:37.000 --> 01:28:41.260
I mean, you told the universe that you were a

01:28:41.260 --> 01:28:46.199
sadistic, piece of shit with absolutely no emotion

01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:50.020
at all. Um, that, that is, uh, just, I mean,

01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:53.760
just a vile, vile, vile piece of garbage on this

01:28:53.760 --> 01:28:57.079
earth. And I think that the universe listened

01:28:57.079 --> 01:28:59.399
and said, you know what? Not only are you going

01:28:59.399 --> 01:29:02.039
to die, but you're going to do it very painfully

01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:05.600
for as long as we can. And I'm okay with that.

01:29:05.760 --> 01:29:10.779
I think that's fine. You want to pick three guys

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you don't know to shoot you? I'd rather pick

01:29:16.750 --> 01:29:19.390
some of my buddies that I know that could do

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the job, you know, personally. I don't think

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I'd get that option. I mean, what were the other

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ones? Was it like gas chamber and... Yeah, it

01:29:28.689 --> 01:29:33.869
was gas chamber and lethal injection. Okay. Or

01:29:33.869 --> 01:29:37.850
a firing squad. And he chose firing squad. He

01:29:37.850 --> 01:29:39.949
probably chose it because he probably heard that

01:29:39.949 --> 01:29:43.050
that was the quickest way to die. But it didn't

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happen. That's what the first guy in that state

01:29:46.810 --> 01:29:50.470
did. Okay, so, you know... And he said it, but

01:29:50.470 --> 01:29:55.250
this guy didn't say why. But still, this guy...

01:29:55.250 --> 01:29:59.310
This guy wanted mercy, but offered no mercy to

01:29:59.310 --> 01:30:02.310
that person that he killed and set on fire. Exactly,

01:30:02.310 --> 01:30:06.689
exactly. So, to me, that's the way the ball bounces,

01:30:06.729 --> 01:30:14.039
asshole. Enjoy hell. you want to cut this shit

01:30:14.039 --> 01:30:18.420
show down Rob yeah I'm about ready for tonight

01:30:18.420 --> 01:30:21.100
brother alrighty thank you all for listening

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too that's for sure thank you goodnight assholes

01:30:41.979 --> 01:30:46.920
Thank you and good night assholes. Oh no, looks

01:30:46.920 --> 01:30:49.699
like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive

01:30:49.699 --> 01:30:53.380
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

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not assholes, they'll be back invading your ear

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hole soon.