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Joe or Jane Listener, will hereby lie to everyone

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promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys, we can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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Douchebags and a Microphone. So you want proof

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that we love you here at QD Spades and Microfilm

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Central? Here's a proof right here about the

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drink of the week. Hey there, you little snack

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cakes. This is Norwegian's Best Drinks. Norwegian

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Cruise Lime has long been known as one of the

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best drink makers on the high seas, if not the

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best. In this drink, it's no different. It's

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one of the most popular, and it's really good.

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A smoked peach margarita. It involves one ounce

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of 1800 silver tequila, one half ounce of mezcal,

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a quarter ounce of triple sec, half ounce of

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organic agave, half ounce of peach puree, and

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one half ounces of fresh wine juice. Garnish

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with hibiscus salt on the rim and dried blood

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orange slices on the rim. Add all ingredients

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and shake. And don't be bashful. Shake like nuts.

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And then put it in a glass with crushed ice and

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enjoy. Harambe used to listen to our original

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show, Too Dipsious, and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

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Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our

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original show, Too Dipsious, and Cheap Radio

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Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might

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ask why Harambe never listens to our original

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show, Too Dipsious, and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

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Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is

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dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot

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did not watch her child properly while looking

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on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does not listen

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to our original show, Two Gibshits and the Cheap

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Radio Shack Realistic Take Recorder, or any other

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show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. Next up, things

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overheard in hell. Only water that's available

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here in hell is sulfur well water. Two douchebags

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and a microphone. I'm Mark here in the Kansas

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City vicinity and therefore the Kansas City chapter

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of this here program. And I am Rob from the beautiful

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Niagara Arm of Lake of the Ozarks. There you

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go. Hey, right off the bat, I have a bulletin.

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Okay, guys. This is for all the guys out there.

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You're running short on time. May 11th is Mother's

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Day. What's up, guys? And I will keep repeating

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this. We may be on vacation next week. Well,

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yeah, yeah. We won't be repeating this. You know

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what? If I feel good enough and you feel good

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enough, we may do one Monday night when I get

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back. But right now, we'll just go ahead and

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play that by ear, and I'll just get ready. Yeah,

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you let me know. I will definitely do that, and

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I still am holding out that chance that I figure

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out how to do Anchor good enough, you see. Whenever

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you start recording sound files on your phone

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and then trying to get them on your computer

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and trying to dissect them like we do and all

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that, I just don't want to half -ass it. You

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know what I mean? If we're going to do it, I

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want to, yeah. I know we're primitive, but I

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think we still have a standard that we like to

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do. And, you know, we like to get in a certain

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amount of what we consider funny and little ribs

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and little skits and stuff because that's what

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we do. We consider that one of our strengths.

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So, you know, if it's just not that good and

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I kind of figure out how to do it, it's just

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not good. We'll just wait until Rob or I get

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back and Rob and I can get together and do a

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real podcast. So I think it will probably be

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next Monday or Tuesday, not this one coming up,

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the one after, but we will see. Until then, I

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have like three shows that are going to come

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out. Topher and I did a couple of shows, and

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this is just the regular Sports Bastards and

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Music Creep stuff, and they'll be going out.

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One, I think, is going out Saturday, and one

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is going out... And then this one here will probably

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go out next Monday. So it's going to be virtually

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like you don't miss anything anyhow. So we think

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we got you covered. I think we have douchebaggery

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and bastardism and creeps coming at you for a

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while. So Val and I, we love this newer creamer.

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Okay, you know, coffee creamer, right? You know,

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like, okay. It's Chobani coffee creamer. The

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yogurt people. Okay. It is really good because

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it's more natural. The creamer is natural ingredients.

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It contains like real cream. And it's not that

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processed garbage, you know, full of nitrosophenes

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and all that cancer -causing stuff that they

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put in stuff like that. The problem is we can

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only consistently find it on Amazon. You know,

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Price Chopper or Hy -Vee or any of these places.

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Every now and then you can find it. or walmart

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you can find it every now and then but not that

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often it's just not around that much and i don't

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know if they're just now breaking it in or if

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they just don't want it to be readily available

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everywhere i i don't know or if it's too hard

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to process in bulk so they kind of keep it you

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know like if you get it great if you don't but

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we've been able to find it consistently on on

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amazon so stay with me here i'm going somewhere

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We previously ordered a pack of grapes from Amazon.

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And with the grapes comes three frozen water

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bottles and a cold pack brown paper sack. You

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know, the ones that are lined kind of with almost

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looks like aluminum foil on the inside. The brown

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bags. Oh, yeah, they're supposed to keep stuff

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cool. Well, they pack that with three frozen

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water bottles, you know, like the purified water

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that you drink. that, you know, you're at a party

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and they have a chest full of purified water

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in there, those little individual little bottles.

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Well, there were three frozen bottles in there.

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And, you know, I'm thinking they just ran out

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of those cold packs, right? It's like, all right,

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I get it, you know. So the next time around,

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well, first, I wouldn't think that they would

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use frozen bottles, right? You wouldn't think

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that. So you'd think they'd use those little

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cold packs, you know, the kind that you put on

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your muscles when they're sore or whatever, those

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ice packs. They're small, and they don't cost

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much, right? They don't take up much room? Yeah.

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Okay. So I was thinking they just ran out of

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them, and that, you know, they used these because

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they were out of them, you know. So, well, we

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ordered the Chobani coffee creamer again off

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Amazon because we couldn't find it anywhere else.

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That morning, I get a message saying it was delivered

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on the porch. I open the round bag, and once

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again, it contains three frozen water bottles

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with the two coffee creamers. I'm asking this,

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Rob. They are Amazon, right? Huge, huge corporation.

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One of the most successful ones in the country.

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Okay, I can go to their site right now and order

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30 cold packs for a couple of bucks. Right? Why

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in the world are they using frozen water bottles?

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Think of the space it takes to have three frozen

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water bottles as opposed to those three cold

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packs. You know, I mean, think of the space it

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takes to freeze three of them and then go make

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3 ,000 of them because of all the cold stuff

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that's going out, right? And the cost of electricity

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to freeze those bottles and the cost of the bottled

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water itself. What am I missing here, Rob? I

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don't get why they would use frozen water bottles.

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We have more advancement than that. You know,

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we have cool stuff like cold packs and stuff

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like that that will keep something like that.

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It'll keep ice cream cold. I get those cold packs

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at the store, right? And you put them in there

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and they're fine until you get home. They stay

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the temperature they are with those cold packs

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and it's fine. Why would they use frozen water

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bottles instead of those? It really sounds ridiculous

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to me. So do you have any type of a thought at

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all why they would do that? Or am I missing something?

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Am I missing something? I don't have a clue either.

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I don't. It seems kind of Neanderthal -ish, and

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it seems counterproductive, doesn't it? Yeah.

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Okay. Well, I mean... I mean, I just thought

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I'd run that by you. And everyone else, if you've

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got any thoughts on that or know something about

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it, break us off an email. 2douches at mail .com.

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2douches at mail .com. Send it in. Let me know.

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Call me a dumbass. Hate mail goes to the first,

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right? We love hate mail, don't we? Yep. Oh,

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we love hate mail. Yeah, we will. We're just

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going. We're just going. Yeah, we cannot wait

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to talk about hate mail. So send it in. Give

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us your jabs. We love it. All right. I get a

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call the other day on my way home. It says health

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care. Okay? Health care, that's the same thing

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that these doctors have. It says health care

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on my phone. It no longer says, like, Dr. Melvin

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Thompson or something. It just says health care.

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I answer the phone, and it's some idiot trying

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to give me information about a timeshare that

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doesn't exist. If it did exist... Yes, it said

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healthcare, and they've done it again. And this

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pisses me off, okay? He was trying to tell me

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how I can get out of my timeshare, but I don't

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have a fucking timeshare. So I have all these

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questions, okay? How can he use the title healthcare

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when health professionals do it? How can he get

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around that? How can this idiot that obviously

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is a moron thinking I have a timeshare when I

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don't, and trying to get me to use him to get

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rid of it or sell it or something why would i

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do that when the first thing he does is he lies

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to me with his title so i answer the phone you

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know my mom's got meds that need to be changed

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often um i had some blood work that i was i didn't

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think anything was wrong but you know they wanted

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it ordered so i'm like all right you know i'm

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thinking it's one of those two things so i i

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answered immediately right and it's this dumbass

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This dumbass going, hey, yeah, I'm fucking Billy

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about your timeshare. And I'm like, I'm like,

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how come the phone said healthcare? I asked,

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do what? Where was the timeshare? I don't know

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where it was. I don't have one. He's trying to

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tell me how he could help me get out of it. And

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I'm like, I don't have a fucking timeshare. Oh,

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okay. Yeah, yeah. And second off. why in the

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hell the first thing he does to me is lie to

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me and that is he's titled healthcare on my phone

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okay so first thing he does lie to me and then

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he tries to have me use him for some sort of

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illegal situation i mean yeah you know i told

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him this i told i said you motherfucker i hope

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all your fucking offspring siblings and parents

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all rot in hell with you he hung up promptly

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after i told him that um what a piece of shit

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that pisses me off and you know the problem is

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is i didn't get where he said he was from is

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the problem because i was so irritated that he

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used health care to get me to answer the phone

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I hope he answers again, even though I told him

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and his parents and his offspring and his siblings

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to all rot in hell. I hope he still calls me

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again so I can figure out what service this is,

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so I can turn it into the Attorney General and

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let them know that some idiot's out there using

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health care as their title and trying to help

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you with your timeshare that doesn't exist. I'm

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pretty sure the Attorney General would have something

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to say about that. That's what they're there

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for, right? Yeah. So... And let's see, Wednesday,

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I was doing some errands, and I run by Whataburger

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to get some fries to hold me over until later.

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So I asked the kid if I could have a few ketchups,

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right? He enthusiastically says, yes, I got you

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covered, brother. So I'm like, cool. Okay, so

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I'm tooling down the access road trying to get

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back on the freeway, right? And I grab my fries,

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and I look in there. There's only one ketchup.

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What the hell happened to, I got you covered,

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brother? Was that guy trying to be funny? I actually

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brought somebody else in the kitchen for all

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the interferes. Oh, okay, like someone caught

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his attention and he forgot to throw the other

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three in there? Or somebody else took over the

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order, you know. Okay, yeah, because... He goes,

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I got you covered, brother. And I'm like, right

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on. I'm going to get fucking 10 of these things.

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I look in there. I'm like, what the hell? One?

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So, okay. I don't go to McDonald's, dude. Oh,

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McDonald's. No, I don't go to McDonald's because

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they will get your order screwed up. And they

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will be very surly about it, too. So, I don't.

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And besides, I don't like their food. You know,

00:15:45.019 --> 00:15:46.840
it used to seem like their food had a lot of

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taste. It's cheap. It's cheap, yeah. It's garbage.

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And in our opinion, I mean, you know, it's just

00:15:54.620 --> 00:15:57.320
like scraps of this and that. I could go to the

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grocery store and buy frozen burgers that taste

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better than that. I've thought that for a long

00:16:02.779 --> 00:16:06.620
time, too. I agree with that, Rob. I agree with

00:16:06.620 --> 00:16:11.149
that 100%. I could do that, too. And to me, their

00:16:11.149 --> 00:16:14.009
stuff doesn't have much taste anymore. Maybe

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I was younger and I had fresher taste buds. I

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don't know. But to me, I just can't really taste

00:16:20.250 --> 00:16:24.429
the food that they sell very well anymore. Truth

00:16:24.429 --> 00:16:27.649
be told, the patties are only half the size they

00:16:27.649 --> 00:16:29.870
used to be, too. Well, that's part of it. You're

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eating a hell of a lot more bread nowadays instead

00:16:32.710 --> 00:16:36.659
of a burger. Yeah, so I don't really mess with

00:16:36.659 --> 00:16:39.700
McDonald's. Now, Whataburger, I like them, but

00:16:39.700 --> 00:16:41.740
occasionally, I mean, they're really not what

00:16:41.740 --> 00:16:45.679
they're touted up to be to me. When I used to

00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:49.399
go to Texas to work a lot, it seemed to me like

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that was a different burger down there. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, it tasted better. It's that way any restaurant,

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anywhere you go. Things are going to taste different.

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Depending on where you're at. Well, I could definitely...

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There's different ways of cooking, you know.

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Okay. Well, you know, at first I thought, well,

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you know what, I'm just imagining this because

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I was used to eating them down there and now

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they're up here. But no, this does not, this

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is not the same taste in burger. I mean, it's

00:17:20.509 --> 00:17:23.910
still good, but it's not phenomenal like it was

00:17:23.910 --> 00:17:27.509
down there. So, anyhow. So, you're right. Well,

00:17:27.509 --> 00:17:30.730
that's where it originated. yeah and also it

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has to ship up here quite a bit further so it's

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probably a little bit older than the beef that

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they put on the grill right yeah so it's probably

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a combination of stuff like that you're right

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so but every now and then it's good but it's

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not you know it's not what it was down there

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so i was just kind of baffled by the uh the the

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ketchup deal so so later in the evening uh i'm

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getting my monthly massage i believe me i need

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these i i worked Very hard my whole life. I lifted

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very big pieces of glass, a lot of steel, a lot

00:18:03.940 --> 00:18:08.319
of really heavy industrial work. Okay, so this

00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:11.440
isn't this, oh, I'm just going to go, you know,

00:18:11.460 --> 00:18:16.529
no one think I'm plush or... or, you know, spoozy

00:18:16.529 --> 00:18:19.589
or whatever, booze or whatever, anything like

00:18:19.589 --> 00:18:22.329
that. I really need these therapeutic massages

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because I hurt. I hurt because of everything

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I did in my life. So I'm getting my monthly massage,

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and right next door is a Jersey Mike's sub. Have

00:18:30.970 --> 00:18:37.509
you ever been to Jersey Mike's? No, no. I've

00:18:37.509 --> 00:18:40.029
been close to one, wanted to go into it, but

00:18:40.029 --> 00:18:43.750
didn't get a chance. They're fantastic. To me,

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they're the best sub -chain around right now.

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I was on to Firehouse for quite a bit. I hear

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a lot of good about them. Yeah, yeah. They're

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really good. I never bought into Jimmy John's.

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I never thought their stuff was that good. Subway,

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to me, feels like you're eating plastic. And

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Firehouse is good. But I like Jersey Mike's a

00:19:06.539 --> 00:19:10.420
little bit better. So I go in there and I pick

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me, Val, and my mom up a sub. And I'm bringing

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it back. You know, no one wants to cook before

00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:18.920
the cruise. You know, it's just like we have

00:19:18.920 --> 00:19:20.880
so much stuff to do. Like right now, Val's out

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doing last -minute errands. So we don't have

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time to eat. So, you know, we pick up stuff to

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eat. So I get an Italian sub. And they both,

00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:32.799
my mom and Val, get a bacon mayo sub. Chicken,

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bacon, and mayo. So I get there, and I open up

00:19:36.089 --> 00:19:39.509
the sack, and guess what's in there, Rob? What?

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Five ketchups. Ketchup. Ketchup. I just kind

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of go, okay, I'm looking around for a TV camera.

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I go, uh -uh, this is not right. This is too

00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:57.910
goofy of an incident, you know? So anyhow, I

00:19:57.910 --> 00:20:01.269
was just kind of like, okay. Okay, I got it now.

00:20:02.130 --> 00:20:08.990
Today's screw with Mark day. I just couldn't

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believe it. I'm like, there's my ketchups right

00:20:11.789 --> 00:20:17.369
there. So anyhow, I got some others. Well, he

00:20:17.369 --> 00:20:20.410
did have you, bro. He did. He had you go do his

00:20:20.410 --> 00:20:23.390
second job. Yeah, that was it. He was behind

00:20:23.390 --> 00:20:26.779
the scenes. He goes, hey, hey. Someone didn't

00:20:26.779 --> 00:20:28.539
give the guy that ketchup I thought he was. Give

00:20:28.539 --> 00:20:30.000
him like four or five of them, will you, man?

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So anyhow, and then finally, I got a John Carabi

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book on Amazon that was used. OK, and I'm like,

00:20:41.099 --> 00:20:43.000
oh, cool. I got a used book. You know, it doesn't

00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:45.220
cost as much. All I do is read the damn thing

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and I never see him again. I put him somewhere

00:20:47.220 --> 00:20:49.759
and go, oh, I'll revisit it later. And I never

00:20:49.759 --> 00:20:52.220
find him again or I end up giving them away or

00:20:52.220 --> 00:20:54.319
someone borrows them or something. Right. So

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I was like, OK, I'm going to get a used one.

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And this is for the flight to Florida. And I

00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:02.880
know it's only a three hour flight. But to me,

00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.920
anything over an hour and a half anymore is a

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long flight. because my back and knees get to

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hurting because their seats are so small and

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down so far and I get squirmish and move around

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and you know and and you know what I mean you'd

00:21:16.960 --> 00:21:18.500
probably be the same because you worked all your

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life right yeah and it you know you start moving

00:21:22.180 --> 00:21:26.940
around yeah so so anything over an hour and a

00:21:26.940 --> 00:21:29.519
half I consider a long time so a book helps me

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with that I start reading a book and I forget

00:21:31.740 --> 00:21:34.180
that I heard and I need to squirm around and

00:21:34.180 --> 00:21:36.099
I'm not pissing off the people next to me because

00:21:36.099 --> 00:21:39.799
I'm constantly moving and fidgeting. So I open

00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:43.259
it up and right on the front is John Karabi signed

00:21:43.259 --> 00:21:48.299
it to some guy named Paul. Cool. I know. And

00:21:48.299 --> 00:21:50.039
I was like, well, too bad the guy didn't have

00:21:50.039 --> 00:21:55.779
the same name as me. to mark from john and anyhow

00:21:55.779 --> 00:21:58.359
john said i think the guy was a guitar player

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and john said uh keep watching those uh what

00:22:02.940 --> 00:22:07.359
was it some some little bit guitar code um keep

00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:10.380
watching the vibrations on the open chord paul

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And I guess Paul was probably talking to him

00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:15.599
about, you know, you get some vibrations sometimes.

00:22:16.420 --> 00:22:19.559
And it's due to some, all different kinds of

00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:21.240
things. Like sometimes it's just the neck of

00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:23.460
the guitar. And he wrote something like that,

00:22:23.500 --> 00:22:25.220
like keep watching the vibrations on the open

00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:28.740
chords, Paul, John Karabi. And I'm like, wow,

00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:33.440
cool. So anyhow, Paul, if you're listening, I

00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:36.539
have your book. I hope you turned it in. I hope

00:22:36.539 --> 00:22:38.339
like maybe a friend of yours didn't grab it and

00:22:38.339 --> 00:22:41.400
sell it behind your back. Or maybe a family member

00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:43.359
did, you know, or something like that. But I

00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:46.920
have your book now. So thanks. Rob, we turn it

00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:53.579
to you. All right. This Reddit thread was titled,

00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:57.859
My brother witnessed this giant block of ice

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fall from the sky. Okay. According to Matt Clark,

00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:08.400
his brother Zach was the first one to witness

00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:55.710
the phenomenon. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. Ooh.

00:24:08.140 --> 00:24:10.980
Do they have any speculation of what happened?

00:24:11.380 --> 00:24:19.579
Yes. Yes. They did. Okay. This particular phenomenon

00:24:19.579 --> 00:24:23.359
of huge chunks of ice falling from airplanes

00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:29.259
is not so common to experience. Okay. But it

00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:38.079
is known as blue ice. Blue ice. Yes. Okay. This

00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:43.160
particular ice is frozen sewage that gets dislodged

00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:47.460
from the airplane mid -air. Although it is liquid

00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:52.039
waste, due to the temperature, it freezes. It

00:24:52.039 --> 00:24:55.339
detaches from the airplane and falls to the ground.

00:24:55.900 --> 00:25:01.759
As much as it sounds rare, blue ice is a known

00:25:01.759 --> 00:25:04.859
phenomenon. Wouldn't that suck if you got killed

00:25:04.859 --> 00:25:08.880
by a block of iced -over sewage? Yeah, yeah,

00:25:08.980 --> 00:25:13.539
yeah. And I don't know, for some reason, this

00:25:13.539 --> 00:25:19.839
knews .com keeps coming up with a lot of my stories.

00:25:20.420 --> 00:25:26.859
I noted that the images of a shard of ice went

00:25:26.859 --> 00:25:31.079
viral after Matt posted them online. The post

00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:34.640
quickly accumulated thousands of upvotes and

00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:39.400
comments. Many of them filled with conspiracy

00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:43.519
theories. Matt further analyzed the situation,

00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:47.500
collected the data from his brother, and cross

00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:51.619
-checked the incident with a popular flight tracking

00:25:51.619 --> 00:25:57.480
website, Flight Radar 24. He discovered that

00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:02.819
there was actually a plane about 1 .3 miles away

00:26:02.819 --> 00:26:08.339
passing over. at 18 ,000 feet, traveling about

00:26:08.339 --> 00:26:13.779
400 miles per hour at about the same exact time

00:26:13.779 --> 00:26:17.740
this particular mysterious incident took place.

00:26:18.019 --> 00:26:21.220
However, Matt believes that there is no solid

00:26:21.220 --> 00:26:24.420
proof to know the truth and the origin of the

00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:37.819
mysterious giant block of ice. And there is Well,

00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:41.299
I know there's stuff that comes dislodged from

00:26:41.299 --> 00:26:43.819
planes all the time, and there's also space junk.

00:26:45.019 --> 00:26:47.500
They call it space junk. Some of it's from planes,

00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:50.460
some of it's from satellites. And I know it occasionally

00:26:50.460 --> 00:26:52.980
falls to earth, and it occasionally does pick

00:26:52.980 --> 00:26:55.779
someone off and kill them. I mean, and that's

00:26:55.779 --> 00:26:58.180
just dumb luck. You can't help that. I mean,

00:26:58.220 --> 00:26:59.940
if that happens to you, I think it's your time,

00:27:00.019 --> 00:27:07.920
right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean... Just word

00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.359
of warning, if you see a blue chunk of ice hit

00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.099
the ground out of nowhere, don't touch it. It's

00:27:15.099 --> 00:27:24.599
sewage. Awesome. So it's Tidy Bow Man mixed with

00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:31.640
crap. Yeah, yeah. Seriously, that's what it is.

00:27:39.710 --> 00:27:47.829
No, I want to. It was on Hulu. I don't have Hulu.

00:27:50.410 --> 00:27:59.930
Yeah, which means I would have to get Hulu. Yeah,

00:28:01.710 --> 00:28:07.599
I have. Okay. Down there, the TV stations run...

00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:12.480
And Roku. Okay, and Roku. So you would get your

00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:16.500
TV stations from Columbia, Springfield? Well,

00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.859
see, the thing is, I don't get local channels.

00:28:20.700 --> 00:28:24.980
Okay. I stream mine. I go through my Wi -Fi.

00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:30.920
I gave up cable because cable was costing me

00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:35.480
out the ass. And also, there's... Man, as much

00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.839
cable as we got, I would love to turn it all

00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.920
off, but everyone else wants it. I don't give

00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:46.720
my money's worth. For what I was giving for cable,

00:28:46.980 --> 00:28:53.380
I paid for Wi -Fi and got me and my son, and

00:28:53.380 --> 00:28:57.640
this was three years ago, got me and my son two

00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:06.829
brand new iPhone 13s. Yep. Yeah. Well, I mean,

00:29:06.930 --> 00:29:10.609
like I said, I watch my TV. I stream my TV now.

00:29:11.029 --> 00:29:13.789
Yes, I would love to have local channels, but

00:29:13.789 --> 00:29:16.609
I'm too far out. Although there's people around

00:29:16.609 --> 00:29:20.630
here that do it. They have digital antennas.

00:29:20.769 --> 00:29:31.099
I've tried it, but I don't pick up. Oh, oh, oh,

00:29:31.099 --> 00:29:32.640
yeah, you're not going to get him in the bunker.

00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:35.579
I would have to run an antenna all the way to

00:29:35.579 --> 00:29:39.819
the roof, which is two -story. Okay. You know

00:29:39.819 --> 00:29:44.339
what I mean? Yes, yep, I do. Okay, well... To

00:29:44.339 --> 00:29:48.099
put a good digital antenna, because I'm roughly

00:29:48.099 --> 00:29:56.940
95, 100 miles from either Columbia or Springfield.

00:29:57.140 --> 00:30:00.039
Okay. So your main channels wouldn't be Kansas

00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:07.579
City anyhow, I guess. No, I would not be able

00:30:07.579 --> 00:30:11.400
to get Kansas City. Okay, okay. Okay, I got you.

00:30:11.500 --> 00:30:15.220
I thought Columbia would be, but I wasn't sure

00:30:15.220 --> 00:30:19.400
about Springfield. Okay, all right. Yeah, Columbia

00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:24.700
and Springfield are considered local. Okay. But

00:30:24.700 --> 00:30:29.240
you have to have a strong enough... digital antenna

00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:33.559
to pick it up okay the right streaming service

00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:37.460
or the you know cable or whatever okay so like

00:30:37.460 --> 00:30:39.319
the other day when you had the tornado warning

00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:42.400
those would be the two markets that would cover

00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:47.359
you they would like break into live coverage

00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:50.019
and go hey camden we have a tornado on the ground

00:30:50.019 --> 00:30:54.140
confirmed okay okay Because Kansas City, that's

00:30:54.140 --> 00:30:56.480
outside of their area. They'll cover down to

00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.799
Clinton, but not much further. And they'll go

00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:03.500
out to Warrensburg, but not much further. I mean,

00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.960
they don't even go to Sedalia. Right, right,

00:31:06.019 --> 00:31:09.180
right. Okay, I was wondering about that. You

00:31:09.180 --> 00:31:11.000
want to take our first break? And I got a few

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:13.519
emails. I mean, there wasn't a whole lot of them.

00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:15.359
I mean, here it is just like a day later from

00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.859
the last podcast. But I got a few of them I can

00:31:17.859 --> 00:31:22.559
read off. Okay. That sounds good. And we follow

00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:27.960
that up with Ronnie's barbecue sauce list. Yes.

00:31:28.019 --> 00:31:30.119
Sounds good to me. All right. We'll be right

00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.440
back. Oh, wait a minute. I read it last time.

00:31:36.500 --> 00:31:39.720
No, our list. Oh, our list. Oh, okay. I thought

00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:42.700
you said, oh. We did not read our list. That's

00:31:42.700 --> 00:31:46.200
right. Okay. All right. We'll be right back.

00:31:46.339 --> 00:31:49.779
Thank you, Rob. All right. Sounds good. Cool.

00:31:54.189 --> 00:31:57.529
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know

00:31:57.529 --> 00:32:00.789
what to do. You don't know where to go. But we

00:32:00.789 --> 00:32:05.470
can tell you what you can eat. Hi all, this is

00:32:05.470 --> 00:32:08.029
Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what

00:32:08.029 --> 00:32:11.190
to eat during an apocalypse. Well, this time

00:32:11.190 --> 00:32:14.970
I decided to go the other way. You ever consider

00:32:14.970 --> 00:32:16.829
just going to ground zero and saying fuck it?

00:32:17.089 --> 00:32:19.369
Do you really want to be the guy running around

00:32:19.369 --> 00:32:22.410
looking for radioactive deer? guessing whether

00:32:22.410 --> 00:32:25.269
water is not contaminated or not. No food, no

00:32:25.269 --> 00:32:28.150
shelter, no nothing. Oh no, there's a strong

00:32:28.150 --> 00:32:30.549
argument that says, you know what, let's just

00:32:30.549 --> 00:32:32.990
go to Crown Zero and see what's for us after.

00:32:33.890 --> 00:32:38.869
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00:32:57.220 --> 00:32:59.819
on them. That's right. Rob's initials on a pair

00:32:59.819 --> 00:33:02.220
of thongs and learn how to booty clap with the

00:33:02.220 --> 00:33:11.019
best. Rob. Why two douchebags and a microphone?

00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:14.019
Because two fucknuts and a recorder was taken.

00:33:16.430 --> 00:33:18.509
Tomorrow morning, while grinding your coffee

00:33:18.509 --> 00:33:21.210
beans for your double mocha latte, remember to

00:33:21.210 --> 00:33:23.529
not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

00:33:23.809 --> 00:33:27.210
It really hurts. And who can afford plastic surgery?

00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:33.349
Stay safe, everyone. And now, Deep Thoughts with

00:33:33.349 --> 00:33:41.130
Mark. How does a butterfly take a dump? It never

00:33:41.130 --> 00:33:44.569
stops long enough. Maybe it just sits while lofting.

00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:47.680
Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.

00:33:49.119 --> 00:34:04.140
Hmm. I may never know. Strange, but true. Born

00:34:04.140 --> 00:34:07.940
in 1888, Grace McDaniels, later known as the

00:34:07.940 --> 00:34:10.739
milk -faced woman, appeared physically typical

00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:13.639
at birth. However, as she grew older, her face

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.579
became severely disfigured due to Sturge Webber's

00:34:16.579 --> 00:34:19.659
syndrome. She eventually became a performer with

00:34:19.659 --> 00:34:22.739
Harry Lowenstein's Traveling Circus, earning

00:34:22.739 --> 00:34:40.289
$175 per week. Cool. And real quick, I'd like

00:34:40.289 --> 00:34:42.670
to break in. I just got another email. I tried

00:34:42.670 --> 00:34:46.429
to see if I had any more. I know. I forgot to

00:34:46.429 --> 00:34:52.269
put the beginning of the show on the show that

00:34:52.269 --> 00:34:54.750
I dropped last night. And I forgot to put in

00:34:54.750 --> 00:34:57.909
the parody bits at the first. I know this. Sorry.

00:34:58.130 --> 00:35:00.710
It's staying like it is. I'm not messing with

00:35:00.710 --> 00:35:07.050
it. No pledge. No pledge, nothing. I have not

00:35:07.050 --> 00:35:10.329
listened yet. So I did not know that. I didn't

00:35:10.329 --> 00:35:12.650
know it either until I got five emails about

00:35:12.650 --> 00:35:15.309
it. And then this was the fifth I just got. Okay,

00:35:15.489 --> 00:35:19.809
thank you. These guys are on top of it. I swear,

00:35:20.070 --> 00:35:23.710
man. Yeah, they're like... I love them. Yeah.

00:35:24.349 --> 00:35:27.809
You ever been around a guinea bird? Little bitty

00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:31.280
little gray bastard. Yeah, yeah. I am. Yeah,

00:35:31.340 --> 00:35:33.300
I do too. They're mean little son of a bitches.

00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:35.139
And whenever you walk through, they have their

00:35:35.139 --> 00:35:38.880
nest on the ground. And if you get near it, they

00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.960
start fucking jumping at you and attacking you.

00:35:41.579 --> 00:35:46.039
Our listeners are guinea birds. As soon as I

00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:48.579
do something wrong, they are pecking all over

00:35:48.579 --> 00:35:52.599
me, dude. Dude, my first mother -in -law had

00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.920
guineas. They're little bastards. I didn't walk

00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:59.699
out the front door to go to my truck. go to work

00:35:59.699 --> 00:36:02.679
in the morning, and they'd come running across

00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:08.980
the yard chasing. Yes. I'd pull up in the driveway

00:36:08.980 --> 00:36:11.800
from work. I'd have to run to the house because

00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:14.639
they're chasing me in the house. I hate it a

00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:18.099
little bit. I do, too. But I'll tell you what,

00:36:18.260 --> 00:36:21.500
they make damn good carpets. Oh, I'll tell you.

00:36:21.579 --> 00:36:23.920
If they come around, you can do it. Oh, God,

00:36:23.980 --> 00:36:27.949
no. No, they're better than dogs. If you have

00:36:27.949 --> 00:36:29.869
them around your house, the circumference around

00:36:29.869 --> 00:36:33.550
your house, no one's getting in. They will peck

00:36:33.550 --> 00:36:35.869
their eyes out. They are mean little bastards.

00:36:36.170 --> 00:36:38.530
Not even you. You can't get in your own house.

00:36:38.670 --> 00:36:41.449
No, that's the problem with them, though. They

00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:43.570
don't care. They don't care if you live there

00:36:43.570 --> 00:36:46.030
or not. A dog does. A dog's like, oh, there's

00:36:46.030 --> 00:36:48.889
my master. Okay, cool. You know, guineas are

00:36:48.889 --> 00:36:51.190
like, fuck that guy. I know he comes every day,

00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:55.960
but no, he's not getting in this time. And then

00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:58.880
the little fuckers just lay these tiny eggs.

00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:01.579
Yeah, and if you... Not even an egg. And you

00:37:01.579 --> 00:37:05.760
can't see... Like half an egg. Yes. And you can't

00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.719
see the bastards. They lay them in the ground.

00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.440
Their nests are in the ground, and they lay them

00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:13.980
in the ground, and you almost step on one, and

00:37:13.980 --> 00:37:16.559
they all come after you like a swarm of wasps.

00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:21.690
So... Anyhow, enough about those little bastards.

00:37:21.829 --> 00:37:23.829
But anyhow, this is what people remind me of

00:37:23.829 --> 00:37:26.769
whenever I do something wrong. It's like a flock

00:37:26.769 --> 00:37:28.730
of guineas coming at you and pecking at you.

00:37:30.170 --> 00:37:34.610
Listen, guys, I'm glad you care, but I'm not

00:37:34.610 --> 00:37:37.809
changing it. I don't have enough time. Like I

00:37:37.809 --> 00:37:40.429
said, our vacation's coming up tomorrow. Yeah,

00:37:40.429 --> 00:37:43.989
yeah, he's leaving now tomorrow. Tomorrow morning.

00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.880
And I got to get this one processed and done

00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.480
and then have it on a time release and come out

00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:52.739
like Sunday or something or Monday. So forgive

00:37:52.739 --> 00:37:55.699
me for that one. And maybe when I come back.

00:37:55.699 --> 00:37:58.239
Come on, guys. Give me a little slack on the

00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:00.920
leash. Come on, guys. Come on. I mean, it is

00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:06.199
free. Okay. So. All right. First one. Fellas,

00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.340
when you get put on hold to rent a cabin on the

00:38:09.340 --> 00:38:12.420
lake shores of the beautiful Freeman Lake Massey

00:38:12.420 --> 00:38:17.389
Arm. We have Fuckhammer music. Sorry, not sorry.

00:38:20.690 --> 00:38:23.690
Remember I bitched about, you know, the Tuesday's

00:38:23.690 --> 00:38:26.130
Gone With The Wind constantly being the hold

00:38:26.130 --> 00:38:33.989
music? I'll tell you what, bitch. Save me one.

00:38:35.469 --> 00:38:39.090
Yeah, it's got great... Save them the cabin.

00:38:39.250 --> 00:38:41.289
I want to hear the fuckhammer music on there.

00:38:41.389 --> 00:38:43.789
I'm going to call them up tomorrow and act like

00:38:43.789 --> 00:38:46.989
I'm renting a cabin. Reserve me a cabin, Mitch.

00:38:47.929 --> 00:38:51.610
There you go, Mitch. Come on. You owe it to us.

00:38:51.769 --> 00:38:54.989
You owe it to us. No bullshit. No bullshit. I'll

00:38:54.989 --> 00:38:57.789
go up. Yeah. He loves the beautiful Massey Creek

00:38:57.789 --> 00:39:01.530
arm of Lake Freeman, right? Oh, I love it. That's

00:39:01.530 --> 00:39:03.719
the best armor. Oh, I know. The Massey Creek

00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:07.280
arm is the clearest arm around. Oh, it's just

00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:12.739
beautiful. It ain't a diagonal arm. No, no, but

00:39:12.739 --> 00:39:15.079
if you had to do a second, it would be the Massey

00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:17.300
Creek arm of Freeman Lake, right? Yeah, yeah.

00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:21.019
Mitch, at extreme southern end of the shores

00:39:21.019 --> 00:39:23.179
of Freeman Lake, Massey Creek Division, cabin

00:39:23.179 --> 00:39:32.309
number four. Thank you, Mitch. Ronnie and Tulsa,

00:39:32.369 --> 00:39:38.550
mail undeliverable, conflict of servers. Please,

00:39:38.610 --> 00:39:41.369
Ronnie, send it again. I know it's you because

00:39:41.369 --> 00:39:46.130
that part came out. It was sent out Wednesday

00:39:46.130 --> 00:39:48.610
night. So whatever email you sent out Wednesday

00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:51.730
night, that's what it was. And that would have

00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:54.829
been last night. But it said conflict of servers,

00:39:55.030 --> 00:39:57.610
mail undeliverable, and it had your address.

00:39:58.230 --> 00:40:02.219
So Tulsa King. the Tulsa King, please write me

00:40:02.219 --> 00:40:07.019
back, whatever it was. Yes, please do. Well,

00:40:07.179 --> 00:40:11.280
we know you will. No, yeah, I just, sorry. And

00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:12.960
also, we're going to do your barbecue sauces

00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:16.000
here when I get done with the emails. Yeah, yeah.

00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:20.760
Okay. Mark, did you say you have a webpage full

00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:23.719
of your parody bits? Where can it be found? Thanks,

00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:26.719
Diana in Shreveport. I didn't say that. I said

00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:28.719
I want one. Isn't that what I said? I want to

00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.900
get to where I have one? Yeah, you wanted one.

00:40:32.179 --> 00:40:36.639
That's what you said. You don't have one currently,

00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:39.179
but you would like to have one. As soon as there's

00:40:39.179 --> 00:40:41.960
one available, I will let everybody know through

00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:44.739
this podcast. And believe me, it's going to happen.

00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:47.599
I really want one up because I'm really flattered

00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:49.940
by the interest. I'm really flattered by the

00:40:49.940 --> 00:40:53.750
interest. I mean, I work at these things, and

00:40:53.750 --> 00:40:55.429
I think they're good, and I'm proud of them,

00:40:55.469 --> 00:40:59.909
and I'm glad people enjoy them. So, Diana, thank

00:40:59.909 --> 00:41:03.250
you. How's Shreveport these days? Had a lot of

00:41:03.250 --> 00:41:05.469
flooding, I think. Mississippi River is like,

00:41:05.570 --> 00:41:07.510
you know, all the flooding everywhere else. Mississippi

00:41:07.510 --> 00:41:10.230
River is going insane down there. So we hope

00:41:10.230 --> 00:41:13.070
you're safe. Don't go over any low -water bridges.

00:41:14.110 --> 00:41:17.260
Give me some shrimp. There you go, Shreveport

00:41:17.260 --> 00:41:19.659
shrimp. That's right. And don't put your feet

00:41:19.659 --> 00:41:21.960
in any mud pumps. I need some shrimp. I need

00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:25.739
some Louisiana shrimp. Yeah, those are big, what

00:41:25.739 --> 00:41:28.400
are they, U10s or U12s or something, the huge

00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:31.760
ones? Oh, they're gorgeous. Oh, yeah, they are,

00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:35.360
yep. They taste so good. They actually, they

00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.460
jump out of the water and they clap and wink

00:41:37.460 --> 00:41:41.119
at you. Some of them whistle, right? Mm -hmm.

00:41:41.219 --> 00:41:44.400
Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah, I'll see them do

00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.699
it. Me too. Me too. I'm not going to say what

00:41:47.699 --> 00:41:53.659
I was on, but I saw it. Rob, a pic of you in

00:41:53.659 --> 00:41:56.739
your loincloth or it didn't happen? They didn't

00:41:56.739 --> 00:42:06.900
leave a name. Rob? All right. All right. All

00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:10.900
right. I was wondering when someone was going

00:42:10.900 --> 00:42:13.480
to challenge you on that. It took them a while.

00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:20.219
There you go. Pretty soon you're going to find

00:42:20.219 --> 00:42:29.360
out. There you go. One cloth. Rob. So, all right.

00:42:31.219 --> 00:42:33.820
Mark, what do you use to produce your shows and

00:42:33.820 --> 00:42:36.960
the segments in between and the breaks? I love

00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:39.980
it. I feel you do an outstanding job. And this

00:42:39.980 --> 00:42:43.019
is like two because Diana asked about them too.

00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:45.320
So I really feel pretty good about it right now.

00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:50.119
I love it. I feel you do an outstanding job on

00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:53.159
the production on primitive equipment. You really

00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:55.639
have talent. Rob, I'm throwing you some love

00:42:55.639 --> 00:42:58.159
as well. Good job battling Mark and his strong

00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:03.000
opinions. But I love them anyhow. If I agree

00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:07.619
with them or not. Jesse and Casey. Thank you.

00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:10.679
Yeah, thank you, Jesse. And I do agree with you.

00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:13.059
Rob is a perfect counterpart because I know I

00:43:13.059 --> 00:43:23.239
have strong opinions. Yeah. He's the yin to my

00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:25.400
yang, and I think it works great, and I'm glad

00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:28.800
that you noticed. I mean, that is one of the

00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:31.039
best compliments we've ever gotten, Rob. Do you

00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:39.400
realize that? Yes. And also, whenever I'm, like,

00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:45.380
convinced on something... Yeah. The Percocet

00:43:45.380 --> 00:43:47.960
knives, I need you. I need you more than ever

00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.400
because you're kind of like, okay, Mark, let's

00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.360
go back over here, all right? I know where you're

00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:59.699
going. Just come on. Just don't, come on. That

00:43:59.699 --> 00:44:02.280
is what. Let me tell you about this cute little

00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:06.619
puppy. Yes. Okay. Hang on. Where's my drool cup?

00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:12.800
This is what, honestly. This is one of the best

00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:15.500
compliments I think we've ever gotten, Rob. Yes,

00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:19.980
I love it. I love it. This person, Jesse, I don't

00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:21.880
know if you're male or female, whoever you are,

00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:24.420
thank you, because this is a formula that we're

00:44:24.420 --> 00:44:27.059
trying to lay out for people. You know, there's

00:44:27.059 --> 00:44:29.699
Laurel and Hardy. There's Abbott and Costello.

00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:34.039
You know, there's the yin and yang. You know,

00:44:34.059 --> 00:44:36.800
Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin, that type of thing.

00:44:36.880 --> 00:44:41.289
Google it. This is exactly what we're trying

00:44:41.289 --> 00:44:46.989
to do. So, thank you, Jesse, male or female,

00:44:47.210 --> 00:44:49.469
whoever you are. Feel free to write us back,

00:44:49.489 --> 00:44:55.170
too. Love this. Thank you. Oh, and I also don't,

00:44:55.170 --> 00:44:57.510
I didn't realize there's another part here. Oh,

00:44:57.530 --> 00:45:00.630
and also, I don't want to hear you down yourself.

00:45:01.050 --> 00:45:02.969
I really think you're brilliant. I don't know

00:45:02.969 --> 00:45:10.000
if that's to me or you. Honestly, I believe that

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:13.219
it ain't towards you, my friend. Do I do that?

00:45:15.539 --> 00:45:21.460
At times, yes, you do. Okay, well... Come on,

00:45:21.460 --> 00:45:24.219
somebody. Somebody email him. Back me up on that.

00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:28.760
No, Rob, I believe... No, you do. You do not

00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:33.320
give yourself enough credit sometimes. You know

00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:35.920
what? And actually, now that you said it like

00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:38.099
that, I agree with it. That's what fuels me.

00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:41.440
I can never go around with an ego, because if

00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:46.340
I have an ego, I won't try. Yeah, it'd be the

00:45:46.340 --> 00:45:49.699
end. Yeah, I'm the same way. Yeah, yeah. So,

00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:57.179
Jesse, thank you. Thank you. I'll try to keep

00:45:57.179 --> 00:45:59.079
from doing that, but like I said, it is kind

00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:02.760
of a system to me mentally. Hey, it's part of

00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:06.000
you. It's part of you. It always has been. Yeah.

00:46:06.019 --> 00:46:08.010
It always has been. Well, I think it's served

00:46:08.010 --> 00:46:10.110
me pretty well. I've done all right, you know.

00:46:10.130 --> 00:46:12.909
And Rob, you say you do this too. It kind of

00:46:12.909 --> 00:46:15.170
fuels you. You kind of throw some insecurity

00:46:15.170 --> 00:46:19.530
up there to fuel on yourself, to make you try

00:46:19.530 --> 00:46:22.769
harder to build up. I do it all the time. I do

00:46:22.769 --> 00:46:25.429
it all the time. That's what helps get me through

00:46:25.429 --> 00:46:29.429
life, honestly. I feel like I'm not good enough

00:46:29.429 --> 00:46:34.510
for life, but I actually am, you know. You see?

00:46:35.769 --> 00:46:39.090
And I really feel that this program really showcases

00:46:39.090 --> 00:46:44.730
your brilliance. It does. And I hope you agree

00:46:44.730 --> 00:46:47.550
with me. I hope you can hear it when you listen

00:46:47.550 --> 00:46:49.909
to yourself, even though you probably don't want

00:46:49.909 --> 00:46:52.329
to say it. I know you don't want to say it because

00:46:52.329 --> 00:46:55.989
neither do I. But you have some really brilliant

00:46:55.989 --> 00:47:01.550
moments that are so subtle that most of the people

00:47:01.550 --> 00:47:03.610
will get, but there's some of them will not get

00:47:03.610 --> 00:47:07.849
it. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:47:08.150 --> 00:47:11.190
I really enjoy them, and especially when I listen

00:47:11.190 --> 00:47:14.469
to them the next day or the day after. Because

00:47:14.469 --> 00:47:18.070
that's when I... To be honest, that's when I

00:47:18.070 --> 00:47:20.949
catch them is during the replay. I don't catch

00:47:20.949 --> 00:47:23.230
them when I'm doing it. Yeah, the same here.

00:47:23.690 --> 00:47:27.250
When I go back and hear it again, I'm like, oh,

00:47:27.269 --> 00:47:30.489
shit, that was good. That was good timing. Yeah.

00:47:31.369 --> 00:47:33.750
Yeah, that's what I mean. I'll go back and listen.

00:47:33.849 --> 00:47:37.059
I'm like, wow. I did not hear it like that while

00:47:37.059 --> 00:47:43.960
I was in it, you know, so. Well, we're also too

00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:47.880
busy going over our other stories in front of

00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:51.000
us, you know. That's a good point, because I

00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.639
started lining stuff out like you. Get the timing

00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:56.460
right, be ready to jump into it, you know what

00:47:56.460 --> 00:48:00.000
I mean. Yes. Yeah, we miss part of what we're

00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:03.420
saying. It's funny. Yeah. We want to make it

00:48:03.420 --> 00:48:05.739
work. And then the next day you're like, wow,

00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:09.460
you know, that was great. I didn't realize it.

00:48:09.980 --> 00:48:12.760
One of my problems is, is I deviate from what

00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:16.000
I do so much. I'll have a set list up here and

00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:18.000
I like to think it helps me and I'm not sure

00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:20.239
how much it helps me. And the reason I have one

00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:22.460
up here is that way I don't have to go through

00:48:22.460 --> 00:48:25.260
my notes. But then when you start talking and

00:48:25.260 --> 00:48:27.559
you remind me of something, I don't want to do

00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:29.400
that note that I have set out there. And I'm

00:48:29.400 --> 00:48:32.059
like, oh, where's that other, that remind me

00:48:32.059 --> 00:48:33.619
of this. And I start looking for that other,

00:48:35.929 --> 00:48:38.929
And that's like a me thing. I should really stick

00:48:38.929 --> 00:48:41.150
to the script, you know, per se, and go down

00:48:41.150 --> 00:48:44.610
the line of what I have written. But that's my

00:48:44.610 --> 00:48:46.809
biggest issue. I have an idea of what I want

00:48:46.809 --> 00:48:49.050
to do. And then whenever you start talking about

00:48:49.050 --> 00:48:51.309
some of your stories, I want to throw some of

00:48:51.309 --> 00:48:53.369
mine out and then put in some other ones that

00:48:53.369 --> 00:48:58.090
I have. Right, right, right. Yeah, I'm doing

00:48:58.090 --> 00:49:03.010
that. You know, well, we had an email here a

00:49:03.010 --> 00:49:06.070
while back. I said I sound a little distracted

00:49:06.070 --> 00:49:09.570
or whatever, and I was. But at the same time,

00:49:09.829 --> 00:49:12.630
while we're recording, you know, this whole time

00:49:12.630 --> 00:49:14.489
we're talking, I'm sitting here looking at my

00:49:14.489 --> 00:49:18.829
next story, trying to weed out the parts I want

00:49:18.829 --> 00:49:21.829
to cut out, what I want to say. You see, I attributed

00:49:21.829 --> 00:49:24.929
it all to that because I didn't notice. I thought

00:49:24.929 --> 00:49:27.369
the guy was bagging on you, and you suddenly

00:49:27.369 --> 00:49:31.130
go, yeah, I know. And I'm like, what? So, okay,

00:49:31.690 --> 00:49:35.829
well. All right. No, no, I honestly, I, no, I

00:49:35.829 --> 00:49:39.050
had felt, I had been off for a couple weeks and

00:49:39.050 --> 00:49:42.409
I knew it. Okay. Because I've been a little distracted.

00:49:43.030 --> 00:49:46.610
Okay. At the same time, you know, every night,

00:49:46.809 --> 00:49:50.349
whether we're having a good show or not, you

00:49:50.349 --> 00:49:52.130
know, while we're sitting here talking, like

00:49:52.130 --> 00:49:54.550
right now, I'm looking at this other story reading,

00:49:54.690 --> 00:49:57.429
you know? Yeah, and you kind of, you got to kind

00:49:57.429 --> 00:49:59.309
of do that. I mean, you know, you always try

00:49:59.309 --> 00:50:02.659
to work ahead. Yeah. So, you're going to miss

00:50:02.659 --> 00:50:05.860
stuff. So, that was the end. Like I said, I didn't

00:50:05.860 --> 00:50:07.940
have too many emails. There's only been one day.

00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:11.440
Those were great. Those were great. I thought

00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:14.280
so, too. Except for Ronnie's. Send it back, please.

00:50:15.460 --> 00:50:17.920
Okay. You want to do your barbecue sauces, top

00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:21.739
seven? Yeah. Yeah, I'll jump into it. All right.

00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:27.059
Sounds good. Okay. Don't give me no shit for

00:50:27.059 --> 00:50:32.630
this. Okay. My number seven. I have to go with

00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:39.829
Kraft. Cheap old Kraft. It's good. It's good

00:50:39.829 --> 00:50:44.070
sauce. It makes good cooking sauce. I agree with

00:50:44.070 --> 00:50:49.429
that. It's a great base for other things. Yeah.

00:50:50.429 --> 00:50:56.409
Okay. I can see that. Yeah. And my number six,

00:50:56.730 --> 00:51:00.130
since I haven't been to Kent City in a while,

00:51:00.250 --> 00:51:04.329
I don't know. They're still even open. But I'm

00:51:04.329 --> 00:51:07.389
going to go with Wine Dot Barbecue. They're still

00:51:07.389 --> 00:51:13.469
open. Well, I remember back in the 80s and 90s,

00:51:13.469 --> 00:51:16.250
that was some good barbecue shops. They were

00:51:16.250 --> 00:51:21.489
in the running, you know? They moved locations

00:51:21.489 --> 00:51:24.230
from the famous location, I forgot, over there.

00:51:24.550 --> 00:51:29.110
Was it like Roland Park or something? Yeah, yeah.

00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:32.269
Yeah, somewhere over in Rogue. Where the hell

00:51:32.269 --> 00:51:40.489
was it? Well, anyhow, yeah, they changed locations.

00:51:40.929 --> 00:51:44.010
It was up on Metcalf, wasn't it? Yes. Was it

00:51:44.010 --> 00:51:49.409
Metcalf? Uh -huh. Like 90... No, it was up past

00:51:49.409 --> 00:51:52.550
that. It was up past that. Okay, now the only

00:51:52.550 --> 00:51:56.469
one... Anyway, yeah. It's on State Avenue now.

00:51:56.570 --> 00:51:59.739
That's all they have left is... is the one on

00:51:59.739 --> 00:52:03.500
State Avenue. But I agree with you. That was

00:52:03.500 --> 00:52:07.940
good stuff, and it's still in business. Okay,

00:52:07.940 --> 00:52:12.139
and number five, got to go with KC Masterpiece.

00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:17.920
Do they still make that? I get it down here.

00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:33.579
Hmm, okay. Yeah. Okay. barbecue. Oh, I forgot

00:52:33.579 --> 00:52:38.900
that one. Zarda's excellent. Yeah, yeah. Me and

00:52:38.900 --> 00:52:42.079
my buddy Craig, when we were working around the

00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.480
city, we'd go there quite often. That's over

00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:49.820
like Blue Springs. The one in Blue Springs is

00:52:49.820 --> 00:52:52.260
the best. I got one on 95th Street just off of

00:52:52.260 --> 00:52:55.199
69 Highway in between there and I -35. Yeah,

00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:00.019
yeah. Yeah, Zart is really good. They have this

00:53:00.019 --> 00:53:04.860
Prime Select burnt -end sandwich that is just

00:53:04.860 --> 00:53:07.000
out of this world. I don't think they had it

00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:08.559
back when you were here. I think it's relatively

00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:13.159
newer, like maybe 10, 15 years old. Yeah, we

00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:17.880
were talking about back at the turn of the century.

00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:21.860
Oh, yeah. The last time I was up there. Their

00:53:21.860 --> 00:53:26.880
onion rings are out of this world. Have you had

00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:33.300
their onion rings? It's been, like I said, it's

00:53:33.300 --> 00:53:41.440
been 25 years, man. Okay. Okay. Okay, coming

00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:45.800
in at number three. Sweet Baby Ray's original.

00:53:46.820 --> 00:54:01.609
Can't argue with that. Number two? Uh -huh. original

00:54:01.609 --> 00:54:13.570
yep and my number one gotta get my well a lot

00:54:13.570 --> 00:54:17.389
of these get my Kansas City some love but Arthur

00:54:17.389 --> 00:54:25.429
Bryant that made mine too yeah and I gotta get

00:54:25.429 --> 00:54:30.619
yeah In like 25 years, stop having me some Arthur

00:54:30.619 --> 00:54:33.119
Bryant. I've got to get up to KC, buddy. When

00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:35.099
you come up, we can go there. There's only one

00:54:35.099 --> 00:54:38.000
location left, and that's the original. I'm hungry.

00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:42.139
Well, if you leave Arthur Bryant's hungry, that's

00:54:42.139 --> 00:54:46.000
on you. They give you that huge sandwich. We're

00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:47.980
going to get Arthur Bryant's. We're going to

00:54:47.980 --> 00:54:52.920
get some jams. Yeah, we're going to. We'll go

00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:55.119
on a tear. We've got to go to Dave's Hot Chicken.

00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:58.610
That's one place. Wiener World is. Is temporarily,

00:54:58.690 --> 00:55:01.449
hopefully temporarily closed down. Hopefully

00:55:01.449 --> 00:55:04.909
they'll be back. But we can't go to Wiener World.

00:55:05.010 --> 00:55:07.429
That is not in existence, at least not right

00:55:07.429 --> 00:55:09.369
now. I hope they can bring it back somewhere

00:55:09.369 --> 00:55:13.389
else. So I got a little earmark a few places,

00:55:13.429 --> 00:55:19.489
so we're good. All right. All right. Number seven.

00:55:19.929 --> 00:55:25.719
I have Kansas City Joe's original sauce. I still

00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:28.920
love it. It's a molasses -based sauce. It's similar

00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.500
to KC Masterpiece, but it's got more of a zest

00:55:32.500 --> 00:55:35.400
and more of an ump to it. I think it's really

00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:39.460
good. And it's really good for basting, too.

00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:41.800
You baste that on ribs, oh, it's just something

00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:47.300
else. So, my sixth one would be Jack Calhoun's

00:55:47.300 --> 00:55:52.719
original Memphis -style sauce, and that is from

00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:57.369
Nashville. That is really out -of -this -world

00:55:57.369 --> 00:56:02.090
barbecue. Never tried it, so I cannot argue.

00:56:02.510 --> 00:56:04.630
Okay, if you tried it, I'm pretty sure you'd

00:56:04.630 --> 00:56:09.949
like it. They use white oak for smoking, and

00:56:09.949 --> 00:56:12.690
it works really well. Even though there's tons

00:56:12.690 --> 00:56:14.769
of hickory trees around there, they use white

00:56:14.769 --> 00:56:20.250
oak, and it works. The next one, number five,

00:56:20.269 --> 00:56:25.670
would be Walker's Bold Texas. pit barbecue and

00:56:25.670 --> 00:56:32.989
you get that just south of frisco texas in the

00:56:32.989 --> 00:56:36.030
dallas area or at least you did i think they're

00:56:36.030 --> 00:56:44.989
still there my number three is gates original

00:56:44.989 --> 00:56:55.349
love it love it love it It's still one of the

00:56:55.349 --> 00:56:58.949
best sauces around. Yes, it is. Very good sauce.

00:57:01.250 --> 00:57:04.829
Number two, I kind of got a tie going. I mean,

00:57:04.949 --> 00:57:07.130
but I guess I'll just go with one because you

00:57:07.130 --> 00:57:09.889
didn't have a tie. It's Arthur Bryant's Rich

00:57:09.889 --> 00:57:12.829
and Spicy. The original I'm not real fond of.

00:57:12.869 --> 00:57:15.750
The Rich and Spicy is awesome. And Jack Stack

00:57:15.750 --> 00:57:18.789
original. But I'm going to go ahead and edge

00:57:18.789 --> 00:57:21.230
out Jack Stack and put in Arthur Bryant's Rich

00:57:21.230 --> 00:57:26.280
and Spicy because... you didn't do that so and

00:57:26.280 --> 00:57:28.519
then my number one solid and i don't think you've

00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:31.599
had it as meat mitch have you ever had meat mitch

00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:37.579
barbecue sauce or barbecue it's a newer barbecue

00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:43.260
and it's really good they serve the sauce at

00:57:43.260 --> 00:57:46.139
a lot of different areas too like the char bar

00:57:46.139 --> 00:57:49.139
in westport uses meat mitch and meat mitch has

00:57:49.139 --> 00:57:52.000
a restaurant at kansas the new kansas city international

00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:55.719
airport he also has one uh in overland park kind

00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:58.420
of near olathe and i think he's got another location

00:57:58.420 --> 00:58:02.900
popping up but meat mitch is phenomenal barbecue

00:58:02.900 --> 00:58:08.719
and sauce so that's it Jack Stack would have

00:58:08.719 --> 00:58:11.380
made it, but, man, it's the Steady Eddie. I mean,

00:58:11.420 --> 00:58:16.000
I still love it, but, I mean, you know, I just

00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:17.780
had it too much. They're right down the road

00:58:17.780 --> 00:58:20.800
from me, and I still love them. Right, right,

00:58:20.860 --> 00:58:25.340
right. Yeah. So, all right, Rob, I think you

00:58:25.340 --> 00:58:27.400
had a great list. I think I had a great list.

00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:31.679
Yes. All right, let's take our second break and

00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:33.659
come right back with a story you want to talk

00:58:33.659 --> 00:58:37.300
about. Does that sound good? Sounds good. Then

00:58:37.300 --> 00:58:43.099
that's our plan. Next up, things overheard in

00:58:43.099 --> 00:58:48.139
hell. Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop.

00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:52.860
Uh -huh. Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh,

00:58:52.900 --> 00:58:57.159
my God. I think we're safe. Oh, no. It's an island

00:58:57.159 --> 00:59:04.280
of horrible jokes. What do you call a factory

00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:08.940
that just makes okay products? A satisfactory.

00:59:11.079 --> 00:59:13.400
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room,

00:59:13.500 --> 00:59:16.280
wait five minutes, and scream, Hey, there's no

00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:23.539
toilet paper in here! Have you ever wondered

00:59:23.539 --> 00:59:25.780
what something is or not? Have you ever looked

00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:27.619
at something and said, Hey, I wonder what the

00:59:27.619 --> 00:59:31.340
origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why

00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:35.340
we give you The Origin of The Origin of the Middle

00:59:35.340 --> 00:59:37.789
Finger. The origin of the middle finger gesture

00:59:37.789 --> 00:59:41.110
as an insult is debated, but it's widely believed

00:59:41.110 --> 00:59:43.809
to have roots in ancient Greece and Rome, specifically

00:59:43.809 --> 00:59:46.789
a sling to phallic symbolism and used as a way

00:59:46.789 --> 00:59:49.070
to express insults, taunt, or even mourn off

00:59:49.070 --> 00:59:52.170
evil. The specific origins are unclear. The middle

00:59:52.170 --> 00:59:54.789
finger has been documented as a gesture of disrespected

00:59:54.789 --> 00:59:58.889
anger for over two millennia. Your mama is like

00:59:58.889 --> 01:00:12.000
the sun, big, round, and hard to look at. Our

01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.380
constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's

01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:19.019
strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.440
May your five -year -old neighbor have all their

01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:25.039
violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:28.679
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for

01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:31.400
brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

01:00:31.739 --> 01:00:41.260
A Japanese man has grown a 63 -leaf clover. Two

01:00:41.260 --> 01:00:43.539
douchebags, a microphone, and an effort to keep

01:00:43.539 --> 01:00:49.039
everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

01:00:49.820 --> 01:00:53.460
My new crime series TV show is going off for

01:00:53.460 --> 01:00:56.260
at least three months. I can't believe this.

01:00:56.420 --> 01:00:59.199
What am I going to do to fill in the time? Don't

01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:11.300
these guys think of this? Even over a hot microphone,

01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:14.559
I am Mark, and I'm the Kansas City chapter at

01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:16.500
the extreme southern edge of the Kansas City

01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:20.280
Metroplex of Two Douchebags and Microphone, if

01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:24.960
that made any sense at all. And this is Rob in

01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:28.760
the Duck Blind studio on the beautiful triangle

01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:34.539
arm of Lake of the Ozarks. There you go. Rob,

01:01:34.860 --> 01:01:44.699
go forth. All right. Okay. Well, it's not very

01:01:44.699 --> 01:01:50.500
controversial. It's one I ran across. Okay. A

01:01:50.500 --> 01:01:53.800
Missouri middle school student and his family

01:01:53.800 --> 01:01:57.559
are suing their school district after the student

01:01:57.559 --> 01:02:01.260
was suspended for sharing a photo of a homemade

01:02:01.260 --> 01:02:07.280
art project on Snapchat. The project made from

01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:11.989
glued together Dr. Pepper cans. appeared to resemble

01:02:11.989 --> 01:02:19.210
a rifle. According to the lawsuit, the Mountain

01:02:19.210 --> 01:02:22.650
View Berks Tree School District suspended the

01:02:22.650 --> 01:02:26.889
accused student, a 13 -year -old boy, for three

01:02:26.889 --> 01:02:30.969
days after a parent saw the post and reported

01:02:30.969 --> 01:02:36.170
to the school in September 2024. The lawsuit

01:02:36.170 --> 01:02:49.070
contends that the student created art It's can

01:02:49.070 --> 01:02:57.710
art. I've seen that before. Yeah. The student

01:02:57.710 --> 01:03:01.710
assembled Doc and Pepper cans to mimic the shape

01:03:01.710 --> 01:03:06.110
of a rifle documented in his project through

01:03:06.110 --> 01:03:10.070
Snapchat. According to the court documents obtained

01:03:10.070 --> 01:03:27.260
by... and a voiceover audio clip that described

01:03:27.260 --> 01:03:33.900
an AK -47 weapon. The lawsuit adds that the student

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:38.099
was not holding the object in the photo and the

01:03:38.099 --> 01:04:08.670
post did not include any I think they have a

01:04:08.670 --> 01:04:13.590
pretty good case, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I do too.

01:04:14.449 --> 01:04:20.449
How can a school suspend somebody for something

01:04:20.449 --> 01:04:24.469
that did not happen at school during school hours?

01:04:26.590 --> 01:04:50.489
That's a complete overreach in my opinion. Nothing.

01:04:50.809 --> 01:04:57.750
Yeah. It's just a... It's just... Tanner. America's

01:04:57.750 --> 01:05:07.590
soft. Agreed? Yes. Jeez. You let something like

01:05:07.590 --> 01:05:10.349
this ruffle your feathers, God forbid something

01:05:10.349 --> 01:05:15.570
really go wrong. You just collapse. Now, I want

01:05:15.570 --> 01:05:32.099
to ask, how many of these... Exactly. It doesn't

01:05:32.099 --> 01:05:36.000
mean you're going to go out and shoot. Yeah,

01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:41.539
yeah, yeah. It's ridiculous what people try to

01:05:41.539 --> 01:05:46.460
pin on normal things. I'm telling you, this soft

01:05:46.460 --> 01:05:49.559
shit is really concerning because... You don't

01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:52.099
think that other countries that hate us are looking

01:05:52.099 --> 01:05:55.920
at that? Yes, they are. They're going, man, they're

01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:57.480
just counting down the minutes until they can

01:05:57.480 --> 01:05:59.039
invade us because everyone's going to go run

01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:01.019
in their corner with their fucking safety blanket.

01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:05.500
Yeah, they're just waiting for another generation

01:06:05.500 --> 01:06:07.480
or so to get out of the way. Yeah, they're going

01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:09.019
to go, these guys ain't going to stand up for

01:06:09.019 --> 01:06:11.539
themselves. Look at them, man. They're afraid

01:06:11.539 --> 01:06:19.329
of a fucking soda pop can. image of what could

01:06:19.329 --> 01:06:26.949
be a shotgun. It's ridiculous. Ridiculous. So,

01:06:26.949 --> 01:06:29.510
thank you, Rob. That was a good story, and I

01:06:29.510 --> 01:06:32.090
think we got our point across, and I'm not saying

01:06:32.090 --> 01:06:36.349
anything else except that. Like, people, pick

01:06:36.349 --> 01:06:42.849
your battles. Gosh, man, pick your battles. Be

01:06:42.849 --> 01:06:44.909
a little bit more intelligent about the battles

01:06:44.909 --> 01:06:47.699
you pick. Because you start doing this shit,

01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:50.880
and anything that really is really pertinent,

01:06:51.039 --> 01:06:53.519
they're going to laugh at you. Like the boy that

01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:58.300
cried wolf. So, all right, I like that story

01:06:58.300 --> 01:07:00.340
a lot. Not that people are doing that, but I

01:07:00.340 --> 01:07:02.340
thought that that needed attention, and I appreciate

01:07:02.340 --> 01:07:06.639
that. Yeah, I did too. All right, I got a slightly

01:07:06.639 --> 01:07:10.159
different story here, Rob. You know what sous

01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:15.460
vide is? It's like a sous chef, S -U... S -O

01:07:15.460 --> 01:07:19.559
-U -S -V -E -I -D -E, I believe is how it's...

01:07:19.559 --> 01:07:21.960
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sous -chef, yeah.

01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:26.599
Yeah, okay, well, sous -vide is a new way of

01:07:26.599 --> 01:07:28.860
doing food. It's kind of like all the rage now.

01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:32.800
It's a French culinary process of steaming food

01:07:32.800 --> 01:07:37.559
to make food tender and flavorful. I'm not a

01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:40.699
fan, but virtually everyone else is. Do you like

01:07:40.699 --> 01:07:50.250
sous -vide at all? Okay, no need for sous vide.

01:07:50.349 --> 01:07:53.230
The perfect steak can be made in your dishwasher.

01:07:55.389 --> 01:07:58.670
Now, remember, like I said, this is a steamed,

01:07:58.710 --> 01:08:03.989
they put them in bags. They put them in like

01:08:03.989 --> 01:08:08.349
this bag to steam them. It's a process. I can't

01:08:08.349 --> 01:08:11.230
really explain it all. You can look it up online.

01:08:11.550 --> 01:08:14.940
So, an Australian barbecue buff. has tested the

01:08:14.940 --> 01:08:17.939
dishwasher's culinary potential by cooking the

01:08:17.939 --> 01:08:23.119
perfect steak inside his dishwasher, as he told

01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:27.220
in a recent viral Instagram video. We were going

01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:30.239
to post this as an April Fool's video, but it

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turned out it was so damn good that we had to

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run with it. This originally appeared on Under

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Seasoned Barbecue Podcast, whatever the hell

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that is. Show co -host Simon Luxton was attempting

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to prepare the meat sous vide style, in which

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foods are vacuum sealed in a bag and cooked for

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a long period of time at low temperature water

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bath, generally from 120 to 160 degrees Fahrenheit,

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depending on the desired outcome. However, instead

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of the standard water oven or immersion circulator,

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The Aussie said he popped the vacuum -sealed

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meat in the dishwasher and let it do its thing.

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I put it through the actual cycle, recalled Luxton,

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who said he initially tried the ribeye rinse

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as a goof, not thinking it would actually work.

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A company footage shows that the meat sack sitting

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on the dishwasher upper rack alongside dirty

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dishes, which I thought was kind of stupid. I

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would have done it on its own, wouldn't you?

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Yeah. But he didn't put in soap. And anyhow,

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after taking it out of the washer, Luxon said

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he rusted the steaming steak for 20 minutes and

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cut it out of the plastic so it would stop cooking

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any further. The barbecue chef said he then seasoned

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it with salt, pepper, and other ingredients before

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searing the thick cut for 90 seconds with butter

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to form a crackling crust. Happy to report no

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soap was used. Despite his initial skepticism,

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Luxton said that the result was unreal. And recalling

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even the fat was so perfectly rendered. Like

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that knuckle of fat that runs through the middle

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of the scotch rib filet. It was butter. It was

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butter instead of that fat. The footage showed

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that the cut was perfectly pink in the middle.

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Nothing like something out of a prime steakhouse.

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And while the podcaster still recommends a Traeger

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grill or regular barbecue device for a smoky

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flavor, he said, if you got to put a dishwashing

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cycle on before dinner, give it a crack. Chuck

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a steak in there and see what you can do. He

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said, pretty much your dishwasher is turned into

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a sous vide machine if needed. So, and to me,

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that's the easy way of doing it. Because if you

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look up doing sous vide, it's a process. Like

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I said, it's a French culinary process. It's

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actually been around a lot longer, but it's kind

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of like the rage now. Everybody wants their meat

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tender and like really, really moist and flavorful.

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So sous vide is kind of in. I'm not a fan. I

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just don't like the way it tastes, but a lot

01:11:19.180 --> 01:11:22.000
of people love it. So there you go, sous viders.

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Use your dishwasher. And we turn it to Rob. Union

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boss Jimmy Hoffa vanished without a trace. Corrupt.

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Oh, come on, Rob. That is just a stereotype.

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Allegedly. Go on. Sparking one of the 20th century's

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most enduring unsolved mysteries, the National

01:11:55.130 --> 01:11:58.810
Enquirer can finally reveal that he... spending

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eternity at a former construction site in northern

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New Jersey. An eyewitness to the disposal of

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Hoffa's remains has stepped forward to disclose

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the long -sought truth. Interesting. Huh? I said

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interesting. Yeah. Identified only as Jeff. Bruce

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Nagel and S .M. Chris Ansbaugh's new book, The

01:12:33.140 --> 01:12:37.100
Last Mob Warrior, he recalls the sinister chain

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of events that occurred in 1975 while he was

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working a summer job at the site. Jeff says that

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one day, soon after Hoffa's July 30th disappearance,

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a sickly dressed man approached him. gave him

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$20, and told him to go grab some lunch. But

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instead of taking a break, he hid in a spot that

01:13:05.079 --> 01:13:09.479
allowed him to see what was happening. He recalls

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two black Cadillacs arriving at the site, which

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was located next to the now -shuttered BJP landfill

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near the Hackensack River on the outskirts of

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Jersey City. One had Michigan license plates,

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and some men removed a shrouded corpse from the

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trunk of that car, dumped it on top of some rotten

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eggs and mutton, and covered it with lime and

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dirt. Shaken, Jeff told his father what he'd

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seen. His dad warned him to keep his mouth shut

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about it, adding, you're probably the only one

01:13:52.199 --> 01:13:55.949
alive. who knows exactly where Jimmy Hoffa is

01:13:55.949 --> 01:13:59.909
buried. As the world knows, the notorious labor

01:13:59.909 --> 01:14:03.630
leader was last seen getting into a Burgundy

01:14:03.630 --> 01:14:11.729
Mercury Marquis with three men outside the Matches

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Red Fox restaurant near Detroit after a missed

01:14:16.310 --> 01:14:21.550
luncheon with two unknown gangsters. Within months

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of his death, The FBI began receiving tips that

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he was buried in a Jersey City landfill. The

01:14:30.069 --> 01:14:33.750
feds could never pinpoint the exact location.

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Then in 2021, the FBI scoured the TJP landfill

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after a former employee gave a deathbed confession

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that he buried Hoffa there. author Nagel says

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no one is ever going to find Hoffa's body because

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it's likely dissolved by the wine and whatever

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is left lies beneath the distribution warehouse

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that now sits on the site. The feds were close.

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Okay. More than where he's buried, I would like

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to know the story on who had him killed and why.

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Was he rubbing everybody the wrong way, getting

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too much power? I don't think we will ever find

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out. I know. Well, there's a lot of hearsay and

01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:04.279
speculation and all that, but there's never been

01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:07.859
any clear -cut anybody saying, yes, this is why.

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And like you said, we'll never figure that out,

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but to me, that's the real mystery, not where

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he's buried. I mean, you're not going to find

01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:17.779
him. He is obviously in Lyme, wherever he was,

01:16:17.880 --> 01:16:19.500
and there's not going to be anything left. You

01:16:19.500 --> 01:16:22.520
might as well forget that part of it. I would

01:16:22.520 --> 01:16:25.159
like to unravel the full story because I find

01:16:25.159 --> 01:16:27.880
things like that extremely interesting. Why did

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they do it? and what led to it, you know, because

01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:35.539
there's usually a series of events with someone

01:16:35.539 --> 01:16:39.439
that powerful. You know, it takes a lot for everyone

01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:41.659
to agree, you know, yeah, let's get rid of him.

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There's always people who are like, I don't know,

01:16:44.199 --> 01:16:46.439
you know, the new guy coming in might be worse.

01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:49.159
You know, there's all this stuff going on, and

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there's a lot of people very skeptical. I don't

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know, you know, this is a good way to get caught,

01:16:52.979 --> 01:16:56.359
stuff like that. So you know everybody wasn't

01:16:56.359 --> 01:16:59.239
on board. So what it took to make everyone go,

01:16:59.340 --> 01:17:02.420
yeah, he needs to go. Or was it just some rogue?

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Was it a rogue outfit that just decided, you

01:17:04.880 --> 01:17:08.640
know, hey, we want his portion, whatever, you

01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:14.079
know. Well, a lot of the stories I've heard,

01:17:14.159 --> 01:17:17.680
they keep mentioning this Miss Luncheon with

01:17:17.680 --> 01:17:21.560
these two mobsters. Yeah, at that, yeah. Was

01:17:21.560 --> 01:17:26.520
that enough to piss them off? I mean, I don't

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know. I mean, there's so much to it. It was probably

01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:32.399
a series of events would be my speculation. It

01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:38.720
wouldn't have been anybody, honestly. My thing

01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:43.279
is, the missed luncheon was probably the straw

01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:45.220
that broke the camel's back. It was a series

01:17:45.220 --> 01:17:47.420
of events. He might have snubbed them a couple

01:17:47.420 --> 01:17:49.079
of times before and then finally they're like,

01:17:49.159 --> 01:17:51.779
okay, this guy's playing fucking cute games with

01:17:51.779 --> 01:17:57.970
us and we're tired of it. So, wow. Thank you,

01:17:57.970 --> 01:18:01.850
Rob. I always love stories like that. We've got

01:18:01.850 --> 01:18:03.890
something interesting here, and of course, totally

01:18:03.890 --> 01:18:05.850
different than what you were talking about again.

01:18:08.050 --> 01:18:13.449
I'm good at that. I know. Popeyes has a new pickle

01:18:13.449 --> 01:18:20.430
menu, Rob. Pickle? A pickle menu. Sounds like

01:18:20.430 --> 01:18:25.060
angels and harps, my friend. Yes, it does. Here

01:18:25.060 --> 01:18:29.199
is the most delicious menu ever. Next to lasagna.

01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:34.640
I mean, it's right there, almost elbow with lasagna.

01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:36.520
That tells you how good this is, right? Anything

01:18:36.520 --> 01:18:40.779
elbow with lasagna is up there, right? Yeah.

01:18:40.939 --> 01:18:44.920
All right. First off on this amazing menu is

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the pickle glazed sandwich. A briny twist on

01:18:48.350 --> 01:18:51.149
the iconic Popeye's chicken sandwich, featuring

01:18:51.149 --> 01:18:53.850
crispy ham -battered chicken coated in a zesty

01:18:53.850 --> 01:18:56.789
pickle glaze, topped with thick -cut pickles

01:18:56.789 --> 01:19:01.609
and served on a toasted brioche bun. Now that's

01:19:01.609 --> 01:19:06.409
no joke, is it? That sounds good. Yeah. The next

01:19:06.409 --> 01:19:10.529
one coming up on this delightful, heavenly menu

01:19:10.529 --> 01:19:14.920
is pickle glaze... Bone -in wings. Oh, good.

01:19:15.020 --> 01:19:17.340
They let the bones in. Those are the wings. The

01:19:17.340 --> 01:19:20.520
other stuff are glorified chicken tenders. This

01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:24.300
is a wing. Bone -in. The signature crispy, juicy

01:19:24.300 --> 01:19:27.180
bone -in wings are tossed in a bold, tangy, pickle

01:19:27.180 --> 01:19:30.000
-infused glaze, delivering the perfect balance

01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:33.220
of savory heat and briny goodness in every bite.

01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:40.460
Next up, pickle -glazed boneless wings. All the

01:19:40.460 --> 01:19:44.479
crunch. All the flavor. none of the bones these

01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:47.420
tender hand -battered boneless wings are drenched

01:19:47.420 --> 01:19:50.880
in a mouth -watering pickle glaze made them a

01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:56.020
must try for a true pickle lover next one just

01:19:56.020 --> 01:19:58.340
good old fried pickles rob we know how good they

01:19:58.340 --> 01:20:03.319
are right yeah no pickle menu is complete without

01:20:03.319 --> 01:20:06.399
this classic Crispy golden brown fried pickles

01:20:06.399 --> 01:20:09.800
and battered in Popeye's signature seasoning

01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:13.199
and fried to perfection. Served with a side of

01:20:13.199 --> 01:20:17.680
creamy ranch dipping sauce. Oh, I heard angels

01:20:17.680 --> 01:20:22.720
layered on top of angels singing there. Did you?

01:20:24.260 --> 01:20:35.810
Yes. And pickle lemonade. It might be good, but

01:20:35.810 --> 01:20:39.390
right off the bat, I'm saying I'll pass. I'll

01:20:39.390 --> 01:20:43.149
go ahead and take a Coke Classic. Yeah. The tangy,

01:20:43.149 --> 01:20:45.109
refreshing drink you didn't know you needed.

01:20:45.289 --> 01:20:48.350
This is what they say. This sweet yet savory

01:20:48.350 --> 01:20:50.829
lemonade is infused with real pickle juice for

01:20:50.829 --> 01:20:54.149
a surprisingly addictive sip that pairs perfectly

01:20:54.149 --> 01:21:00.710
with every item on the menu. But wait. There's

01:21:00.710 --> 01:21:05.819
more. If you're in New York, be sure and stop

01:21:05.819 --> 01:21:12.159
by our flagship restaurant in Times Square. From

01:21:12.159 --> 01:21:15.060
a green exterior sign to a completely pickled

01:21:15.060 --> 01:21:18.260
out interior, this is a one -of -a -kind experience

01:21:18.260 --> 01:21:22.260
and is a must -see. They have regular limited

01:21:22.260 --> 01:21:25.739
menu pickle items on the menu, but only at the

01:21:25.739 --> 01:21:29.140
New York Times Square store. So, the original

01:21:29.140 --> 01:21:33.039
one. And Rob, after that, and after all that

01:21:33.039 --> 01:21:35.859
beautiful, beautiful pickle talk, I turn it back

01:21:35.859 --> 01:21:42.119
to you. Okay, well, I was going to go with one

01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:47.119
story. I don't like it. Okay. Let's see here,

01:21:47.140 --> 01:21:57.699
what else do I have? Let's go here. Okay. Stain

01:21:57.699 --> 01:22:08.159
guitars. Kid Chris Show, which airs on the WEBN

01:22:08.159 --> 01:22:12.680
station in Cincinnati. There he weighed in on

01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:16.920
Savelle's frontman Pete Loeffler's 2001 claim

01:22:16.920 --> 01:22:20.699
that the band hadn't received any money from

01:22:20.699 --> 01:22:24.859
record sales despite selling six million albums

01:22:24.859 --> 01:22:29.479
for Epic Records. It turns out, according to

01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:37.430
Mooshop, Spain had a similar experience. I believe

01:22:37.430 --> 01:22:42.109
it. Okay, but reading this, I don't see how he

01:22:42.109 --> 01:22:46.750
can claim it's the same experience. Okay. I've

01:22:46.750 --> 01:22:49.189
sold I don't know how many millions of records,

01:22:49.409 --> 01:22:52.630
and I've never once received a royalty from the

01:22:52.630 --> 01:22:57.010
record company after 20 or whatever, 25 years.

01:22:59.659 --> 01:23:14.800
Give me a second. Okay. Sorry, I had to call.

01:23:14.979 --> 01:23:18.119
Oh, okay. All right. Well, they heard the premium

01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:31.380
feed goat noises. royalty from the record company

01:23:31.380 --> 01:23:36.859
after 20, whatever, 25 years, we still owe them

01:23:36.859 --> 01:23:40.140
money. We haven't been on the label since. I

01:23:40.140 --> 01:23:43.460
don't know, 2011 was the last record we put out

01:23:43.460 --> 01:23:46.079
on the landing, and we still owe them money.

01:23:48.260 --> 01:23:51.560
Listen, I'm not going to lie, they gave us large

01:23:51.560 --> 01:23:55.140
advances, and that's why we still owe them money.

01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:58.850
But seriously, they have to be paid off. He had,

01:23:58.970 --> 01:24:02.430
I think it's estimated, like another three years

01:24:02.430 --> 01:24:06.449
it'll be paid off, and he'll actually start making

01:24:06.449 --> 01:24:23.630
royalties on our records. That's what I was,

01:24:23.710 --> 01:24:26.960
yeah, he tried to make it sound like It was the

01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:29.619
same, but... No, that ain't the same. It wasn't

01:24:29.619 --> 01:24:32.399
the same, but I do understand the intent. You

01:24:32.399 --> 01:24:37.800
guys got it. You owe it. Don't even try. Yeah,

01:24:37.800 --> 01:24:44.239
I agree. So, okay. Rob, you want to hear the

01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:48.939
menu on Wine .BBQ? What they have now? Yeah.

01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:53.180
All right. If you go to Wine .BBQ, which we might

01:24:53.180 --> 01:24:55.739
do while you're here, you can get a full slab.

01:24:56.709 --> 01:24:59.949
$18 to $24 .99. It depends on what type of a

01:24:59.949 --> 01:25:04.630
slab it is. Short end, long end, or St. Louis

01:25:04.630 --> 01:25:08.890
or baby back. You have a half slab, short end

01:25:08.890 --> 01:25:12.670
side, $12 .99. And oh shit, my computer just

01:25:12.670 --> 01:25:23.010
went blank. Fuck. Ugh. Hang on, let me see. Oh,

01:25:23.010 --> 01:25:26.229
no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has

01:25:26.229 --> 01:25:29.069
explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:25:29.069 --> 01:25:32.689
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:25:32.689 --> 01:25:33.649
your ear holes soon.