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Two douchebags and microphone. I am the mark

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end of it here in the Kansas City chapter. And

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I am Rob here at the beautiful 91 of Lake of

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the Ozarks. There you go. Awesome. It's beautiful

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again because you didn't have any of those nasty

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sneaky tornadoes, did you? We're in the 80s and

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sunny. I love it. Oh, yeah. It's 82 today. I'm

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in tank top. All right. Love it. Okay, what does

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the tank top say? Is it a keep on trucking? No,

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no. Damn it. Okay. I want a come and go. I want

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a come and go tank top. They sell them. Yes,

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they do. Yeah, those are pretty sharp. I'm telling

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you. The come and go ones. In case anyone didn't

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know, there's a truck stop slash gas station

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called come and go. It's spelled K -U -M -N,

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like in the letter N, G -O. Come and go. And

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it's really funny because the innuendo, but it

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also makes a great shirt, doesn't it? Yes, it

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does. But just to catch you up, since they're

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known down here in southern Missouri, the name

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is being officially changed. Really? Yeah, people,

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yeah, there's been complaints. Well, they had

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a new buyer. Okay. That shit's ridiculous. Yeah,

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because of the end of the window. Yeah, you know,

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I mean, you only make it dirty if you act like

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it's dirty. Other than that, you know, a child

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could come up and, I mean, all this stuff on

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TV and all this stuff everywhere else, and they're

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worried about that. The fuck? No wonder. No wonder

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we're in bad shape over here. You know? Anyhow,

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all right. I read about this podcast app because

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I've been trying to find a way to podcast discreetly

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because I can't bring all the equipment aboard

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because evidently people have been doing that.

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And like, I guess they've been videoing stuff

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that like little secrets or stuff people aren't

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supposed to know about. And the cruise lines

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didn't like it. They're like, you know, these

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guys are like kind of infringing on some stuff.

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So now if they catch you podcasting, You're off

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the ship. Next port. So I can't bring the laptop.

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I can't bring the microphone. So there's this,

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I think it's called Anchor. And it works from

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your cell phone. And you don't even need a microphone.

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But the problem is, is I don't know how to add

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a voice. You know, like I have to be talking

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to you to have the podcast, right? I don't know

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how your voice comes out on the Anchor app. And

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if anyone does know out there, please send me

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an email as soon as possible because I'm trying

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to figure this thing out so we can get a podcast

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in on the ship. I just think it would be really

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cool. This week. Yeah, well, I'm leaving Friday.

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But you know what? I can even check my email.

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This is Tuesday. Yeah, yes. So, yeah, anyhow,

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if you know something about it and you want to

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and you're so inclined to let me in on it, please

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do send me a little tutorial. I'm about ready

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to go to YouTube. Anyhow, I just haven't had

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any time. So so I'll get back to this. You know,

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the podcast would be great if we can do it. But

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the problem with Anchor is another is I don't

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know how to. What? The podcast would be great

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for you. Well, yeah, because I'm on a ship. My

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ass here in Missouri. Well, at least I'm thinking

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of you, Rob. Yeah, we all know this. You know

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I love you. No, I know. You know I love you.

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I was getting ready to say and. You called me

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a dick. I'm like, yeah. You opened it. I had

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to jump off. I know, Rob. Rob, I know you too

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well. It's fine. And if not, maybe I can call

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Topher for a podcast. And if you are available,

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if it's between the times that you're available,

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I will send you a message. Yeah, well, mine would

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be normal times. Okay, because... Any evening.

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Any evening. How we would do that is Topher would

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have to... You let me know. Yeah. I know what

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times you're available. So we'll figure that

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out if we get to that. So Topher would have to

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call you and then I would join in on the internet

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line and then go from there. So we've done it

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before and it sounded great. So Carnival just

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sent me a directory on the deck parties going

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on. They're having an 80s glow stick party, which

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is cool. Val and I went to one on the New Year's

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Eve cruise a few years back. We made a lot of

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really good friends because COVID was still a

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big thing then. And the ship was 30 % full. And

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it was great. It was fantastic. You could go

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anywhere and there's hardly anybody on that ship.

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And that's how we got to know quite a few people.

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You know, like Wendy Whitbeck, the travel master.

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That's how we got her as a travel agent. We met

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her on that cruise. And it's fantastic. You'll

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never have that again unless there's another

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pandemic or something, but you'll never have

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anything like that again because cruise ships

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are packed to the gill again. And so I broke

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out my parachute pants, Rob. Do you remember

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parachute pants? I'm sure you do. Yes, yes, I

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do. I wish I still had a pair. I've got a red

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pair. I've got a red pair. And they are going

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with me. And yes, you will be seeing pictures

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of them either on the douchebags Facebook page

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or on my Facebook page if you're on it. Because

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there's quite a few people that listen that are

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on our Facebook page. You will have pictures.

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And I'm sure I'm going to be smashed. Because

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that's what you do on a cruise, right? You get

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smashed and do stupid shit. I remember one time

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I was like on the boat and I was posting shit

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like... i'm looking for tap dancing shoes and

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just shit like that and people are like putting

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up question marks and stuff i was just blasted

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just putting stupid shit up and like man that

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squirt gun got me in the eye and just all the

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just stupid shit from the ship and you know and

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people are like like sending me texts going are

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you okay it was funny i guess you had to have

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been there because i was just smashed just uh

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posting random bullshit And that didn't really

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make sense. It was fun to me. So anyhow. All

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right. So I was reading on Reddit about how tourists,

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especially off of cruise boats, are falling victim

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to scams in places such as Jamaica and other

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islands that have cruise ports. The cruise industry

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strictly forbids weed to be taken on the boat.

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That's why there are... The dope sniffing German

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shepherds at every cruise terminal. They are

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all over the place, the dogs. And they're sniffing

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people and trying to locate weed on people or

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any other illicit drugs or what they consider

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illicit drug. The scam that is going around,

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and I was a witness to some of this, but I'll

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get to you in a minute. The scam is a fake drug

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dealer with fake weed and a fake cop. So the

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tourist is approached by the fake weed dealer.

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The fake dealer then sells fake... used to do

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to us yes that's probably where they got the

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idea from you know you think you're buying a

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bag of shake and it's fucking uh it's uh ragweed

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or something and you're like that bastard or

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oregano oregano was a big thing you get home

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we go man i scored some weed that is not that's

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fucking oregano want to make a pizza get the

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fuck out of here so um so anyhow And what I'm

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talking about is like my brother and the elders.

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They're a couple of years older. You thought

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you're going to be cooler than shit. You're like,

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hey, hey, hey, I found this drug dealer around

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the corner and I bought some shake. And then

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they all look at you and go, he took you, you

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stupid ass. And then they give you a Charlie

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horse and kick you in the nuts. And then you're

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walking down the road with your fucking, you

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know, hanging low there. So the fake dealer...

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Yeah, he's like, I might as well use this fucking

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oregano for something. Yeah. So after the fake

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dealer sells you fake weed to the said tourist,

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right after, a fake cop comes up and busts them.

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The tourist needs to be back on the boat and

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not in jail in Jamaica or wherever, so the tourist

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gives the fake cop a few hundred... to make this

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issue go away. So, you see what I mean? It's

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a good old... Okay, I got you. I got you. It's

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a good old good cop, bad cop. It's like, you

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know, the guy's selling you some shake and then

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all of a sudden this cop comes by, hey, hey,

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I saw that. And he brings out the cuffs and he

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arrests you and you're like, I can't go anywhere.

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I got to be back on the ship in an hour. Then

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the cop's like, well, yeah, a couple hundred

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bucks and I didn't see that. I see a scam going

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there. I see a scam going on. Well, it's been

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going on for a long time, but I guess it's really

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hitting like really big proportions now. Like

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it's going all over. But I had a witness to something

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like this a long time ago. It was one of my very

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first cruises. I didn't realize the scam was

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so huge, but I guess it's bigger than it's ever

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been. So I didn't have time to post this on Reddit,

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but I witnessed a scam that might still be happening.

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And I want people to know it goes down like this.

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And probably 20 plus years ago, I'd say is at

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least 20 years ago, I was on a cruise. It was

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one of my first ones ever with some friends.

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My one friend that is a constant pot smoker was

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jonesing for some shake really badly. I mean,

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they say it's not addictive, but trust me, he's

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addicted. He decided to take a cab to Jamaica,

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in Jamaica, to get some weed in Kingston. Now,

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Kingston, where you're at, it's okay if you're

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near the ship. If you get out there in the general...

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Yeah, there's some good stuff down there. What

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I hear. Yeah, I'm sure there is. But there's

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also bad people, just like here. I'm not saying,

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like, the Jamaicans or anybody are bad. So he

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hails a cab driver down. He requests to be taken

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to the nearest weed dealer. You know, the cabbie's

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more than willing to take him there. Myself and

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many of the other friends included. And including

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his wife told him that was a bad idea. And nobody

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was wanting to go with him. He's like, hey, come

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on with guys. And we're all like, no, we don't

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think you should do that. No, no, no. I'm going

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to go get my shake. You know, I'll be I'll be

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back in a little bit. So he went anyhow. The

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cabbie took him to downtown Kingston, which is

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not an area a tourist wants to be stuck in. The

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cab driver, he then ordered him out. And so my

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friend, he goes, I can't. I'll be killed. You

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know, they're already giving me death looks.

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The cab driver then demanded $500 to take him

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back. My friend only had $200 cash, but the driver

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was nice enough to let him pay the rest on a

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card. So, he gave the cab driver $200, and then

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the rest of it he put on a card, and I guess

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the cab driver had something in there that he

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could swipe. The driver took him back to within

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four miles of the ship port. And the reason he

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took him within four miles of the ship port is

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he wouldn't have time to call on him and get

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him caught. That four miles from the cruise ship

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port, you're going to be running your ass off

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just to make it in time so the ship doesn't leave,

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right? So you're not worried about getting him

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busted. You're worried about getting there. So

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then he tried to take his phone because he didn't

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want him calling probably the credit card company

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and saying, hey, right now cancel everything.

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so he tried to take his phone so he jumped out

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the guy was going like 10 miles an hour because

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you know he just paid him swiped his card and

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stuff and the guy goes give me your phone and

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he he acted like he's giving him the phone and

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he knew the door was unlocked he fucking opened

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up the door and jumped out so he starts blazing

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out into you know general public there there's

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people everywhere and he gets lost in a crowd

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and the cab driver took off because it was already

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causing too much publicity, I guess, you know,

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is making. Yeah, because you got some dude jumping

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out of a car 10 miles an hour. Yeah. Yeah. People

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will be looking. So this is four miles from the

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port, which is still pretty friendly in Kingston.

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You have to really get maybe six or seven miles

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deep in there to really start getting to the

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impoverished part where, you know, people are,

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you know, they're desperate and stuff like this

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happens. It happens over here, too. So he got

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lost in a crowd. The guy took off probably because

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he's like, you know what, I'm going to get busted

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if I keep trailing this guy. So we're coming

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back from an excursion of snorkeling and a beach

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break and an all -inclusive deal, and this is

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everybody else that was in our party, okay? And

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my buddy was walking, and I go, hey, I'm not

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going to say his name, but I go, hey, is that

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so -and -so? Then his wife goes, hey, that's

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him. Hey, bus driver, please, please, please,

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can you pick up my husband, please? He goes,

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OK. Yeah. So he stops. And we're like, hey, so

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and so, get on here now. And he told us what

00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:16.700
happened. So the bus driver who worked for Carnival,

00:14:16.779 --> 00:14:20.340
he turns around and he goes here. He goes, here's

00:14:20.340 --> 00:14:23.480
my phone. And he said, put some code in there.

00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:27.840
He said, call this code. He had a hotline to,

00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:31.779
I guess, is like a general like fraud hotline.

00:14:32.430 --> 00:14:35.210
for jamaica that you can call and they'll cancel

00:14:35.210 --> 00:14:39.610
your cards for you oh cool yeah so the guy didn't

00:14:39.610 --> 00:14:41.450
get any more money he got his 200 bucks there

00:14:41.450 --> 00:14:43.870
wasn't anything he could do about that you know

00:14:43.870 --> 00:14:48.049
the guy got 200 cash it was cash yeah well uh

00:14:48.049 --> 00:14:50.509
the good thing is is he won it on the last night

00:14:50.509 --> 00:14:54.629
of the ship back he won 210 dollars the last

00:14:54.629 --> 00:14:57.590
night on this ship so he said there you go he

00:14:57.590 --> 00:14:59.769
goes hey i made 10 bucks off of this deal and

00:14:59.769 --> 00:15:02.929
i told him i said you'd be Yeah, I said you'd

00:15:02.929 --> 00:15:05.309
be more than nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said,

00:15:05.309 --> 00:15:07.350
yeah, you would have been like $200 up instead

00:15:07.350 --> 00:15:11.909
of like $10 over if you didn't do that. And it's

00:15:11.909 --> 00:15:15.330
a memory you'll never forget. Oh, yeah. You know

00:15:15.330 --> 00:15:19.370
what? He has never, ever, ever done that again.

00:15:20.409 --> 00:15:27.659
He was shell -shocked. Because, look, he's a

00:15:27.659 --> 00:15:29.720
great guy, but he's always kind of had this attitude

00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:32.139
like, I can take care of myself, man. Nobody's

00:15:32.139 --> 00:15:34.399
going to fuck me over because I'm so -and -so.

00:15:35.139 --> 00:15:37.740
And it happened to him. And I think it kind of

00:15:37.740 --> 00:15:39.419
brought him back down to earth. He was kind of

00:15:39.419 --> 00:15:44.340
like, well, I guess I can be had. He got caught

00:15:44.340 --> 00:15:47.220
big time. And, I mean, he almost didn't make

00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:49.500
it back to the port. I mean, that cab driver,

00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:51.200
you know, once he gave him his phone, you don't

00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:52.720
know. I mean, the cab driver could have done

00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:56.019
anything. I mean, he was already. you know, bold

00:15:56.019 --> 00:16:00.200
enough to rob him and then make him use his card

00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:02.379
to give him more money. And then he wasn't going

00:16:02.379 --> 00:16:04.840
to let him out, you know, unless he gave him

00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:08.620
the phone. So I think he kind of looked at that

00:16:08.620 --> 00:16:11.940
as he was extremely fortunate to get out of there

00:16:11.940 --> 00:16:14.799
unscathed. I mean, you know, it'd be easy for

00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:18.139
someone over there to kill you and throw you

00:16:18.139 --> 00:16:20.840
somewhere. the cruise ship doesn't know what

00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:23.080
happened and then later on you know the cops

00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:25.360
come over there go we don't know man he might

00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.399
have been a tourist or something by the clothing

00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:30.539
and they probably never find you again that'd

00:16:30.539 --> 00:16:35.519
be it so um anyhow i think that's a good thing

00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:37.659
that that happened because i mean it could have

00:16:37.659 --> 00:16:40.740
went crazy but it didn't really go crazy but

00:16:40.740 --> 00:16:42.559
it was enough to like kind of slap him in the

00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:44.919
face and go dude don't be doing this shit anymore

00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:54.539
it's stupid so So in China, Sung Pao, a 92 -year

00:16:54.539 --> 00:16:57.120
-old woman, climbed an eight -foot gate to get

00:16:57.120 --> 00:17:04.839
out of a nursing home. Yeah. Yeah, look it up

00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:07.240
online. It's great footage. She just jumps over

00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:09.000
that son of a bitch like, fuck you guys, and

00:17:09.000 --> 00:17:12.960
she's gone. And on Long Island, a 100 -year -old

00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:18.410
woman can plank for hours. Jerry Leo is a planker

00:17:18.410 --> 00:17:21.890
that can beat most athletes at planking at any

00:17:21.890 --> 00:17:25.309
age. I mean, the planker could be 32, but this

00:17:25.309 --> 00:17:28.549
lady can out -plank them, and she's 100 years

00:17:28.549 --> 00:17:32.930
old. You know, I know I couldn't climb an 8 -foot

00:17:32.930 --> 00:17:35.690
security gate, let alone plank for over two minutes.

00:17:36.569 --> 00:17:39.230
You know, I worked my whole life, but what did

00:17:39.230 --> 00:17:42.029
I do wrong, Rob? How come I can't do this? You

00:17:42.029 --> 00:17:45.130
know? I don't know. Yeah, no shit. I don't think

00:17:45.130 --> 00:17:47.180
I could do it either. Yeah, and you work hard,

00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.180
too. You work in the steel industry like I did

00:17:49.180 --> 00:17:52.140
for many years, the glass industry. That stuff

00:17:52.140 --> 00:17:56.259
puts muscles in your shit, you know. But this

00:17:56.259 --> 00:17:58.539
finesse here. The problem is by the time I get

00:17:58.539 --> 00:18:02.299
tied to plank, I'm too damn wore out. Yes. I

00:18:02.299 --> 00:18:04.559
just fall on the ground. What are you doing?

00:18:04.759 --> 00:18:07.240
Yeah. My version of planking. Leave me the fuck

00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:12.819
alone. But you know what, Rob? At least we're

00:18:12.819 --> 00:18:15.140
not the stupid ass that took out a gas pump like

00:18:15.140 --> 00:18:18.180
a man did at the come -and -go truck stop. He

00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:22.880
blamed his Crocs for the accident. I believe

00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:26.839
it. I believe it. This was in Springfield, the

00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:30.960
one there, that big come -and -go stop. Oh, I

00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:33.619
think I heard about it. Yeah, I think I did hear

00:18:33.619 --> 00:18:36.460
it was about Crocs. I believe it. He said his

00:18:36.460 --> 00:18:39.160
Crocs were the reason they got stuck on the accelerator.

00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:42.099
He took out a gas pump. You know, he wears Crocs.

00:18:42.099 --> 00:18:45.859
I believe it. This surprised me because if he

00:18:45.859 --> 00:18:49.279
wears Crocs, he owns a Prius. And I thought for

00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:51.720
sure the pump would win over that little toy

00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:54.299
car that he has. I mean, isn't it pretty much

00:18:54.299 --> 00:18:57.759
a law in America that if you wear Crocs, you

00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:04.420
own a Prius? Yeah, it is. So, yeah, yeah. So

00:19:04.420 --> 00:19:06.339
I can't believe that little Prius took out a

00:19:06.339 --> 00:19:11.079
big, bad gas pump. So, anyhow. You know, he should

00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:14.059
have to pay restitution. Not for the gas pump,

00:19:14.180 --> 00:19:17.859
but anyone who witnessed him wearing Crocs. Yeah,

00:19:17.859 --> 00:19:20.339
no shit. Yeah, and you know what? I'll go a step

00:19:20.339 --> 00:19:23.259
further, Rob. I bet you he likes kale and thinks

00:19:23.259 --> 00:19:29.460
it tastes good. Oh, you nailed it. Yeah, yep,

00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:35.059
yep. Yeah, so, anyhow. I got a little bit more

00:19:35.059 --> 00:19:36.700
shit, but you know what? We're going to be doing

00:19:36.700 --> 00:19:39.119
a podcast tomorrow, so why don't I save it for

00:19:39.119 --> 00:19:43.920
that? All right. And let's get to you, Rob. What

00:19:43.920 --> 00:19:47.900
do you got to say? Oh, I got a little story here

00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:53.319
I ran across. All right. Sounds good. A Connecticut

00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:57.079
father was arrested for bailing shooting a black

00:19:57.079 --> 00:20:01.670
bear outside his home. Oh, what a dick. Even

00:20:01.670 --> 00:20:04.369
though he claimed it was self -defense after

00:20:04.369 --> 00:20:08.630
the terrifying animal came within feet of his

00:20:08.630 --> 00:20:16.369
kids. Oh, okay. Yeah. I take it back. Well, there's

00:20:16.369 --> 00:20:20.049
a law. There's laws. Anyway, this goes into it.

00:20:20.269 --> 00:20:28.920
Okay. Todd Topix told WF... that he was jostled

00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:32.940
awake by his pregnant wife in August after a

00:20:32.940 --> 00:20:36.759
bear came up to their two kids as they played

00:20:36.759 --> 00:20:41.480
in the garage of their Beth Lamb home while also

00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:49.559
chasing their dog up a tree. Huh. Okay. Okay.

00:20:49.579 --> 00:20:53.839
I would say fair game myself. No, I would...

00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:57.099
I changed my mind when kids were involved, and

00:20:57.099 --> 00:21:03.720
so, yeah. But go ahead. Well, here's where it

00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:07.299
gets technical. Okay. And I think he has them.

00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:13.480
He's got them. Quote, he said he walked right

00:21:13.480 --> 00:21:17.519
into the garage with people in there. He didn't

00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:22.440
care. So who knows what would have happened next.

00:21:22.799 --> 00:22:02.160
Yeah. Oh, okay. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Go on, but on

00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:26.609
with you, Rob. Exactly. Mm -hmm. and said, hey,

00:22:26.690 --> 00:22:30.609
since you shot the bear and killed it, we have

00:22:30.609 --> 00:22:33.970
to arrest you again and charge you again with

00:22:33.970 --> 00:22:40.069
illegal taking a bear. Wow. Okay. Yeah, see,

00:22:40.170 --> 00:22:44.809
that's where I don't get. Arrest him again. Yeah,

00:22:44.809 --> 00:22:49.450
I... I don't get that part, because the story

00:22:49.450 --> 00:22:51.710
doesn't say anything about getting arrested the

00:22:51.710 --> 00:22:54.630
first time. No, number one, I think that... wouldn't

00:22:54.630 --> 00:22:58.569
you be like, once kids are involved, wouldn't

00:22:58.569 --> 00:23:01.230
anybody with any sense at all be like, okay,

00:23:01.309 --> 00:23:06.910
I get it. I get it. And he wasn't even trying

00:23:06.910 --> 00:23:08.569
to kill the bear. He was trying to scare it away,

00:23:08.710 --> 00:23:11.890
but by a freak accident, he killed it. But the

00:23:11.890 --> 00:23:15.809
whole point is, this thing was near your kids,

00:23:15.849 --> 00:23:18.049
and it could have killed them easily. The guy

00:23:18.049 --> 00:23:23.539
was defending his children. But anyhow. Go ahead.

00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:29.960
I'm sorry. The arrest confused topics because

00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:36.539
in 2023, law says people can kill a bear in self

00:23:36.539 --> 00:23:39.759
-defense if they reasonably believe that the

00:23:39.759 --> 00:23:43.319
animal is about to have paid bodily harm to a

00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:48.519
human, injure or kill a person's pet, or enters

00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:53.650
a building occupied by persons. Then what is

00:23:53.650 --> 00:23:55.609
the deal? Why did they come back and arrest him

00:23:55.609 --> 00:24:02.170
again? It was in a garage. And he goes on to

00:24:02.170 --> 00:24:04.769
say, we were all threatened. It entered our home.

00:24:05.069 --> 00:24:10.130
And I have no idea why he ended up charging me

00:24:10.130 --> 00:24:15.069
for this. Yeah. I don't either. I don't either.

00:24:15.910 --> 00:24:26.589
I can't think of it. That should be pretty cut

00:24:26.589 --> 00:24:30.569
and dry as far as I'm concerned. I mean, I don't

00:24:30.569 --> 00:24:32.630
know how much more cut and dry you can get than

00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:42.150
that. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I wish him luck on this

00:24:42.150 --> 00:24:45.369
battle. I would think any sane judge. Now, I

00:24:45.369 --> 00:24:48.509
know there's a lot of insane judges. Yes. I would

00:24:48.509 --> 00:25:17.150
think of any sane judge. Okay. With that, oh,

00:25:17.210 --> 00:25:23.549
New York, New York. Okay. So all... Showing up

00:25:23.549 --> 00:25:26.529
with that footage of that bear in your garage,

00:25:26.849 --> 00:25:30.470
that should be enough. Yeah, I don't get why

00:25:30.470 --> 00:25:32.890
he was arrested again. I don't get that at all.

00:25:33.589 --> 00:25:37.630
Yeah, yeah, I don't see. I don't know where the

00:25:37.630 --> 00:25:41.690
first arrest came in. Yeah. That could be a typo.

00:25:41.750 --> 00:25:44.720
May have been a typo. Well, let's hope... May

00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:49.339
not have meant to say again, but he was arrested

00:25:49.339 --> 00:25:54.920
for it. Yeah, wow. Well, I wish him luck too,

00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:58.259
Rob. I mean, I hope they leave him alone because,

00:25:58.359 --> 00:26:00.599
I mean, that pretty obviously... Any father would

00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:03.380
defend his family. Yes, exactly. He would chase

00:26:03.380 --> 00:26:06.900
his dog up a tree. Yeah, I mean, dog alone...

00:26:06.900 --> 00:26:09.859
How many dogs go up trees? Not very many. Not

00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:15.630
very many. Unless there's a bear after him. You

00:26:15.630 --> 00:26:18.730
know what? Just your dog being attacked, you

00:26:18.730 --> 00:26:37.609
know, let alone your children. Uh -huh. I agree.

00:26:39.890 --> 00:26:47.480
I agree 100%. Like I said, I don't know how much

00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:49.619
more cut and dry you can get with that. I mean,

00:26:49.660 --> 00:26:54.799
obviously, it went the way he said. I don't know,

00:26:54.799 --> 00:27:00.160
Rob. That's fucked up. No, he didn't even try

00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:09.440
to kill it. I mean, either, but he tried. He

00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:11.660
went out of his way to try to not kill it either.

00:27:11.779 --> 00:27:13.759
And that's another thing that I think they need

00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:22.180
to think about, too. No, I know, I know, but

00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:24.160
I'm just saying, like, even if they thought it

00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:27.099
was, like, the wrong move to kill it, I mean,

00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:29.579
he still wasn't trying to. So I don't know how

00:27:29.579 --> 00:27:31.579
they could get him on anything, but whatever.

00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:35.119
So, all right, should we take our first break?

00:27:35.160 --> 00:27:39.519
I got some emails. All good. All righty. Be right

00:27:39.519 --> 00:29:22.700
back. Two douchebags, a microphone, I'm Mark

00:29:22.700 --> 00:29:27.839
in the Kansas City chapter. And I am Rob at beautiful

00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:33.740
9 -1 -1 Lake of the Oceans. Yes, the newly rebuilt

00:29:33.740 --> 00:29:36.779
because they got hit by a massive EF -1000 tornado

00:29:36.779 --> 00:29:40.559
with 5 ,000 mile -an -hour winds, right? A few

00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:49.410
days ago. Screw you, Mitch. No, no, no. We love

00:29:49.410 --> 00:30:01.529
Mitch. There you go, Mitch. Officially from Rob

00:30:01.529 --> 00:30:13.529
Rad. Yeah, Freeman Lake. I'm sure there's some

00:30:13.529 --> 00:30:15.369
water moccasins in there. What do you think?

00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.200
Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys got the cottonmouths

00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:22.000
down there, and those things are aggressive as

00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:23.799
hell. Yeah, we got everything. Oh, my gosh. Yeah,

00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:27.180
you have rattlesnakes, too, and copperheads everywhere.

00:30:28.819 --> 00:30:32.700
There's a ton of copperheads down there. Oh,

00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:36.000
we got tarantulas here. Oh, yeah, you can see

00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:39.980
them at night. Yeah. The thing is that tarantulas

00:30:39.980 --> 00:30:43.039
here aren't like the tarantulas you think. Yeah,

00:30:43.059 --> 00:30:45.180
they might bite you, but they'll just make you

00:30:45.180 --> 00:30:47.960
sick. Yeah, they're not that venomous. Just like

00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:50.539
the scorpions here. We have scorpions here. The

00:30:50.539 --> 00:30:52.519
little, the brown ones. And they're not that

00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:54.259
venomous either. It's kind of like a bee sting.

00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:56.880
That might be sick. Yeah, and that's about it.

00:30:57.180 --> 00:31:04.339
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I got some emails. All

00:31:04.339 --> 00:31:07.359
right, sounds good. Rob, what would it take to

00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:09.799
get a bag of your toenail clippings? Ross in

00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:22.930
Topeka. I know. I know. We knew it was only a

00:31:22.930 --> 00:31:25.990
matter of time. Okay, Ross, I'll tell you what.

00:31:26.109 --> 00:31:29.109
What are you willing to do with a toenail clipper?

00:31:29.789 --> 00:31:34.890
Put it that way. Ross, the ball's in your court.

00:31:34.990 --> 00:31:41.470
Email us back. Douchebags at mail .com. Douchebags

00:31:41.470 --> 00:31:47.660
at mail .com. Pretty easy. All right. Mark, I

00:31:47.660 --> 00:31:49.200
was wondering if you have a good banana pudding

00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:53.779
recipe you could share with me. Claudia in Syracuse.

00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:02.880
I'm so happy you asked, Claudia. Okay, I go to

00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:06.319
the store. I buy three boxes of Jell -O brand

00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:09.960
banana pudding. I read the directions on the

00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.359
back and bam, there you go. That's my famous

00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:21.170
banana pudding recipe. Oh, you can get crazy

00:32:21.170 --> 00:32:23.269
and, like, smash up a couple bananas and throw

00:32:23.269 --> 00:32:27.829
it in there, too. Oh, no, no. You dice the bananas,

00:32:28.109 --> 00:32:32.769
layer it. You put a layer of pudding and a layer

00:32:32.769 --> 00:32:35.549
of bananas, a layer of pudding, a layer of bananas,

00:32:35.890 --> 00:32:39.970
a layer of pudding. And then on top, oh, God,

00:32:40.190 --> 00:32:42.690
yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On top you can

00:32:42.690 --> 00:32:45.250
put strawberries, whipped cream, all different

00:32:45.250 --> 00:32:47.250
kinds. Whatever you want. Yeah, you could meringue

00:32:47.250 --> 00:32:49.410
it up. You could take the egg on the top and

00:32:49.410 --> 00:32:56.029
then braise it. Actually, the best topping, vanilla

00:32:56.029 --> 00:33:00.930
wafers. You should have asked Rob this, Claudia.

00:33:01.490 --> 00:33:05.910
You should have asked Rob. That's a country recipe

00:33:05.910 --> 00:33:16.910
there. Claudia asked the wrong person. I would

00:33:16.910 --> 00:33:20.509
do what Rob says, not me. I would do what Rob

00:33:20.509 --> 00:33:24.789
says. Sorry to steal that one for you. I still

00:33:24.789 --> 00:33:28.750
don't know what made Claudia ask me about a banana

00:33:28.750 --> 00:33:31.170
pudding recipe. I don't think I've ever spoke

00:33:31.170 --> 00:33:35.470
about banana pudding ever, have I? I don't think

00:33:35.470 --> 00:33:43.279
so. They throw shit at you to try it. You should

00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:45.319
have asked him, yeah. What about bread pudding?

00:33:45.420 --> 00:33:51.460
Do you have any good recipes for that, Rob? Banana

00:33:51.460 --> 00:33:55.880
pudding, just add bread. There you go. That sounds

00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:59.119
good to me. I have no retort at all. I have nothing.

00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:03.180
Yeah, I don't know about bourbon. Bourbon. Banana.

00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:08.039
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, now you're speaking.

00:34:08.460 --> 00:34:14.860
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Mark, I tried a

00:34:14.860 --> 00:34:17.179
bottle of Mexican Coca -Cola. You're right. It

00:34:17.179 --> 00:34:20.260
does taste much better than the canned corn syrup

00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:25.739
one. Vicky in Liberty. Yeah, I'm not joking you,

00:34:25.780 --> 00:34:27.900
but that isn't the reason I started on it. I

00:34:27.900 --> 00:34:30.019
started on it because you can't find the real

00:34:30.019 --> 00:34:32.900
sugar like Mexican Coca -Cola and you can't find

00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:36.900
real sugar Pepsi or RC just anywhere. You go

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.019
to the quick stop or the quick trip or whatever

00:34:39.019 --> 00:34:41.380
down the road, they don't have it. And that was

00:34:41.380 --> 00:34:44.280
my whole idea. I lose a taste for the corn syrup.

00:34:44.380 --> 00:34:47.179
And I don't want the sodas that they sell everywhere.

00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.840
So every time I get gas, I don't grab one. And

00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.599
it has worked. But it does taste much better.

00:34:53.860 --> 00:34:56.699
I think so. But I'm already switched over to

00:34:56.699 --> 00:35:00.780
where I like cane sugar better. I don't know

00:35:00.780 --> 00:35:05.019
where to find one. Yeah. I mean, that's what

00:35:05.019 --> 00:35:08.300
I'm saying is when I did that, I pretty much

00:35:08.300 --> 00:35:10.510
screwed myself. You see what I mean? But I was

00:35:10.510 --> 00:35:13.190
trying to. I was trying to sabotage my ability

00:35:13.190 --> 00:35:17.610
to go get a corn syrup soda. And it did, and

00:35:17.610 --> 00:35:21.030
it worked well. Now, I do have them. I'll go

00:35:21.030 --> 00:35:23.329
to Costco and buy some Mexican Coca -Cola. I

00:35:23.329 --> 00:35:26.869
do have them here, but I'm not going to all these

00:35:26.869 --> 00:35:29.570
gas stations and buying them there. I'll have

00:35:29.570 --> 00:35:32.789
one a day, usually here at home, and that's it.

00:35:33.489 --> 00:35:36.050
And that's what I was trying to do. I wasn't

00:35:36.050 --> 00:35:39.510
trying to, like... uh rob myself of that joy

00:35:39.510 --> 00:35:42.849
i just don't need to overdo it so vicky i'm glad

00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:45.510
you like it i i tell you and maybe for the same

00:35:45.510 --> 00:35:47.889
reason like me maybe you want to do it for that

00:35:47.889 --> 00:35:49.650
too you know you don't like the regular corn

00:35:49.650 --> 00:35:53.510
syrup stuff you can't get it so all right hey

00:35:53.510 --> 00:35:55.829
douches freeman lake is having its annual carp

00:35:55.829 --> 00:36:04.250
fish boil boil carp fish boil oh um i would love

00:36:04.250 --> 00:36:07.659
for you guys to podcast during it mitch Carp

00:36:07.659 --> 00:36:10.119
aficionado, South Central Cass County Division,

00:36:10.420 --> 00:36:12.599
Rural Fire District number four. By the way,

00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:14.739
you missed one hell of a fuckhammer show last

00:36:14.739 --> 00:36:22.440
weekend. Mitch, I don't know what to say. Rob,

00:36:22.500 --> 00:36:25.099
you got anything for Mitch? Okay, Mitch, you

00:36:25.099 --> 00:36:30.260
have my interest to hear. Because the only way

00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:35.360
to eat carp is you have to boil it first. Oh,

00:36:35.380 --> 00:36:46.179
he's right. Oh. You have to boil carp before

00:36:46.179 --> 00:36:49.460
you cook it. Okay. I always did think that Mitch

00:36:49.460 --> 00:36:52.000
was from Cass County, like maybe Freeman area,

00:36:52.139 --> 00:36:54.679
because he's always touted that since his first

00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:58.239
email. You know what? I'm thinking, yeah, I'm

00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.760
thinking he's from around that area because he

00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:03.860
knows carp. Yeah, I mean, you don't know. I didn't

00:37:03.860 --> 00:37:06.480
know carp, and I was down in that area for years.

00:37:06.579 --> 00:37:09.139
I mean, you know, I did a lot of my growing up

00:37:09.139 --> 00:37:21.849
there. bunch of carp. And I remember my dad for

00:37:21.849 --> 00:37:24.610
years said, yeah, the only way to eat, you either

00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:28.329
got to boil it or smoke it. I mean, I am. Okay.

00:37:29.170 --> 00:37:32.190
Mitch, I apologize. I don't know about this carp

00:37:32.190 --> 00:37:36.849
stuff. It softens the bones. Okay. Well, okay.

00:37:36.949 --> 00:37:39.650
No, I believe you. That's why he said boil. I

00:37:39.650 --> 00:37:42.289
thought he was just. Yeah. Yeah. I'm back at

00:37:42.289 --> 00:37:44.269
Mitch on this. Okay. I thought he was just screwing

00:37:44.269 --> 00:37:51.019
around trying to make it sound nasty. Okay. All

00:37:51.019 --> 00:37:54.980
right. I might make it up there. Mitch, send

00:37:54.980 --> 00:37:57.900
out your address. We know you're on Freeman Lake,

00:37:57.960 --> 00:37:59.539
but we don't want to go to the wrong house. They

00:37:59.539 --> 00:38:03.360
all have shotguns, right? Oh, I'm sure you'll

00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:06.019
see the shit get going. Oh, yeah, yeah. You'll

00:38:06.019 --> 00:38:08.659
see the smoke from the bonfire. Freeman Lake,

00:38:08.780 --> 00:38:11.539
that's probably pretty much any house. Yeah,

00:38:11.539 --> 00:38:13.920
that's true. You know, if not, they're burning

00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:17.079
trash in their can out back. So, yeah, you really

00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:20.329
want to know. I'll just ask them. There we go.

00:38:20.329 --> 00:38:23.050
Yeah, yeah, you're right. And they'll all point

00:38:23.050 --> 00:38:27.449
towards one of the houses. Over there. All right.

00:38:28.150 --> 00:38:31.090
Let's see. Let me go over this again. Carp Aficionado,

00:38:31.210 --> 00:38:33.570
South Central Cass County Division, Rule Fire

00:38:33.570 --> 00:38:36.510
District No. 4. And it is Rule Fire District

00:38:36.510 --> 00:38:39.889
No. 4. He's right. By the way, you missed one

00:38:39.889 --> 00:38:43.789
hell of a fuckhammer show last weekend. Did they

00:38:43.789 --> 00:38:50.500
play in Gun City, Mitch? Okay, that was fucking

00:38:50.500 --> 00:38:53.679
awesome. Hey, hey, they're in Cleveland next

00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:58.139
weekend. Oh, hey, let's go there. Go see some

00:38:58.139 --> 00:39:06.699
Fuckhammer. Once again, Fuckhammer is a gag that

00:39:06.699 --> 00:39:08.719
I played on a bunch of people in Westport a long

00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:11.579
time ago. I got tired of Sacred and Trip Hammer

00:39:11.579 --> 00:39:14.340
all over Kansas City playing all these shows,

00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:16.889
and I hated both of them. So I decided to make

00:39:16.889 --> 00:39:20.110
up a band called Fuckhammer. I used this nasty

00:39:20.110 --> 00:39:23.530
looking old glam band out of the back of a metal

00:39:23.530 --> 00:39:25.690
edge or a hip parader, I think it's a metal edge,

00:39:25.809 --> 00:39:29.030
called Legs Diamond. And they were the ugliest

00:39:29.030 --> 00:39:33.590
thing with makeup on ever. So I took their photo

00:39:33.590 --> 00:39:38.150
and I photocopied it onto a Fuckhammer flyer.

00:39:38.170 --> 00:39:40.969
Had a neat little logo of Fuckhammer. And people

00:39:40.969 --> 00:39:43.329
believed that Fuckhammer was a real group. And

00:39:43.329 --> 00:39:45.889
they're going around to these places. I wrote

00:39:45.889 --> 00:39:48.429
down they were playing at and demanded to get

00:39:48.429 --> 00:39:51.929
Fuckhammer tickets, and there wasn't any because

00:39:51.929 --> 00:39:54.610
there's no such thing as Fuckhammer. Fuckhammer

00:39:54.610 --> 00:40:02.030
was in my head. Now was it. All right. Rob, Mark

00:40:02.030 --> 00:40:03.869
mentioned something about having laser lights

00:40:03.869 --> 00:40:07.090
for his part of YouTube video casting. What are

00:40:07.090 --> 00:40:09.670
some things you plan on doing? Taylor in Kansas

00:40:09.670 --> 00:40:18.309
City. ceiling with a remote that I can change

00:40:18.309 --> 00:40:24.090
colors. Yeah, it... There you go. It can stay

00:40:24.090 --> 00:40:28.389
solid, or it can blink, flash, strobe, fade.

00:40:29.030 --> 00:40:32.429
Yeah, it's a pretty cool system. And I'm also

00:40:32.429 --> 00:40:34.690
looking at how we can do a split screen, because

00:40:34.690 --> 00:40:37.150
that's what we need to do when we videocast.

00:40:37.170 --> 00:40:38.949
It can't be two videos. We've got to figure out...

00:40:38.949 --> 00:40:41.750
There's a lot of logistics in it, and we're working

00:40:41.750 --> 00:40:46.050
on it, and when we get there... I got laser lights,

00:40:46.130 --> 00:40:49.210
and I need to mount some to the floor. I need

00:40:49.210 --> 00:40:52.170
to mount some to the ceiling. Then I need a couple

00:40:52.170 --> 00:40:54.309
of crisscrossing. I've got my idea of what I

00:40:54.309 --> 00:40:56.550
want it to look like, but it's going to take

00:40:56.550 --> 00:41:03.070
some work. And also some more items to make it

00:41:03.070 --> 00:41:07.369
look the way I need it to or want to. Taylor,

00:41:07.590 --> 00:41:09.329
hang in there. We're getting there. Thank you

00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:12.960
for asking. Appreciate it. All right, my top

00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:18.219
seven barbecue sauces are Gates Original. Hey,

00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:21.079
I thought we were going to do that one tomorrow

00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:24.179
night. No, no, it isn't mine. This is an email.

00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:32.039
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I know which

00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:37.519
one I'm at. Yes. All right. My top seven barbecue

00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:41.369
sauces are Gates Original, Games, Gabe's Famous

00:41:41.369 --> 00:41:45.409
Spicy Barbecue and Basting Sauce. Famous Dave's

00:41:45.409 --> 00:41:51.369
Devil Spit. Jack Stack Extra Hot. Temcoya Korean

00:41:51.369 --> 00:41:56.050
Barbecue Sauce. And number one, no, number two

00:41:56.050 --> 00:41:58.690
is Arthur Bryant's Rich and Spicy. And number

00:41:58.690 --> 00:42:01.110
one is Theo's on Beale Street. I've heard of

00:42:01.110 --> 00:42:06.920
Theo's. I've never been there. Anyhow, that's

00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:12.219
Ronnie from Tulsa, the Tulsa King. I like how

00:42:12.219 --> 00:42:16.320
he added a Jack Stack on there. Yeah, yeah. He

00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:19.940
obviously likes hotter barbecue sauces. Yeah,

00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:23.380
I noticed that. Yeah, so the hot barbecue sauce

00:42:23.380 --> 00:42:27.400
of Jack Stack's is really good. Which everybody

00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:33.139
will have ours tomorrow night. Yes. Yep. Rob,

00:42:33.300 --> 00:42:35.039
when you're knitting another bat suit, I'm in

00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.699
dire need of some wool socks. Could you please

00:42:37.699 --> 00:42:40.900
do me a huge favor and knit a couple a pair for

00:42:40.900 --> 00:42:46.460
me? Reggie and Knoblick. There you go. We're

00:42:46.460 --> 00:42:52.300
getting Knoblick emails now. Okay. Well, see,

00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:54.340
here's the thing. I'm getting ready to make a

00:42:54.340 --> 00:42:57.519
trip to Knoblick for real and be watching on

00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:00.940
Facebook. Oh, cool. It's probably the next...

00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:12.400
Oh, so the Batsuit isn't made out of wool, so

00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:16.579
we're sorry, Reggie. Yeah, I love the Batsuit's

00:43:16.579 --> 00:43:20.900
wool, yeah. Hmm, okay. Now, if you pick something

00:43:20.900 --> 00:43:24.039
else, since you're from the Obelix, yeah, I'll

00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:26.940
make it. I'll even deliver it. You're three hours

00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:30.960
from me. There you go. There you go, Reggie.

00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:33.440
You can't beat that with a fucking sledgehammer,

00:43:33.559 --> 00:43:40.429
right? Well, that's the email. So, Rob, we turn

00:43:40.429 --> 00:43:45.389
to you. Okay, this is a real quick one -paragraph

00:43:45.389 --> 00:43:51.190
one. Okay. And it is kind of political, but I

00:43:51.190 --> 00:43:57.550
think it needs to be mentioned. Okay. Okay? Sounds

00:43:57.550 --> 00:44:03.090
good. A Southern California mayor is under fire

00:44:03.090 --> 00:44:07.369
for wanting to eliminate its... city's homeless

00:44:07.369 --> 00:44:12.690
population by giving them, quote, all the fit

00:44:12.690 --> 00:44:21.150
and all they want. Okay. A shocking remark he

00:44:21.150 --> 00:44:38.599
reinforced by calling for a federal A resident

00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:42.460
took issue with the city's attempt to address

00:44:42.460 --> 00:44:50.340
homeless crisis by enclosing an unannounced and

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:53.780
an abandoned golf course near a residential neighborhood.

00:44:57.260 --> 00:45:10.150
Okay. No. I do not like people like that. No,

00:45:10.170 --> 00:45:14.650
no, no, no. I get it. Wow. These homeless people

00:45:14.650 --> 00:45:18.989
have a reason, and they need help, and all you

00:45:18.989 --> 00:45:24.909
do is want to, quote, give them all they want.

00:45:26.769 --> 00:45:35.679
Yeah. How the hell are you in office? Yeah. That

00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:37.679
one kind of caught me off guard, Rob. I didn't

00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.039
think that anybody would go that far to say that.

00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:45.300
Yeah, we stay in politics and religion. I don't

00:45:45.300 --> 00:45:48.519
care who you are, whether you're a politician

00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:53.099
or you're Joe Blow on the street. You should

00:45:53.099 --> 00:45:58.340
not go around saying stuff like that. Every homeless

00:45:58.340 --> 00:46:04.000
person has a story. I would agree 100%. True

00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:09.340
homeless person. People that view other people

00:46:09.340 --> 00:46:15.239
down on their luck like that and say something

00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:18.960
like that or feel like that are not good people.

00:46:20.820 --> 00:46:24.019
I think one of the biggest things about being

00:46:24.019 --> 00:46:29.280
a human is you have to have the want and the

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:34.039
need to help people. And a lot of these people

00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:38.230
have stories. Something happened to them. Maybe

00:46:38.230 --> 00:46:42.349
they're vets. Something like that. I mean, why

00:46:42.349 --> 00:46:45.590
else would you choose to live in a tent instead

00:46:45.590 --> 00:46:49.130
of going to work and living in a place? Like

00:46:49.130 --> 00:46:51.309
Crazy Mary up the road. That's what they call

00:46:51.309 --> 00:46:53.969
her. They've called her that for years. She wanders

00:46:53.969 --> 00:46:57.130
Red Bridge all the time. And me and Val tried

00:46:57.130 --> 00:46:59.409
to give her some food from McDonald's one time.

00:46:59.880 --> 00:47:02.199
Well, that doesn't go over with a schizophrenic.

00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:05.800
A paranoia schizophrenic thinks that everybody's

00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:08.719
trying to kill them. So Mary's like, oh, no,

00:47:08.780 --> 00:47:11.559
no, no, no, no. I got a home over here and I

00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:14.000
was just out stretching my legs. You know, I

00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:16.539
got diabetes. I got to keep moving and making

00:47:16.539 --> 00:47:18.500
up all this stuff. And you could see that she

00:47:18.500 --> 00:47:21.059
was shaking and scared of us. And all we're trying

00:47:21.059 --> 00:47:23.019
to do is give her like a couple of McDoubles.

00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:30.179
And that was it. So crazy Mary. And this is what

00:47:30.179 --> 00:47:32.780
they call her. Okay, so nobody get on my ass.

00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:38.420
Crazy Mary. Crazy Mary is obviously not doing

00:47:38.420 --> 00:47:42.300
that on purpose. I'm sure Crazy Mary has moments

00:47:42.300 --> 00:47:48.099
of lucid, you know, and like, man, how can I

00:47:48.099 --> 00:47:50.519
get out of this? But a lot of people that are

00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:54.719
like that don't have an answer. So they live

00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:57.500
like that and it's sad. So anybody that said

00:47:57.500 --> 00:48:02.019
that. I have no respect for. And, you know, especially

00:48:02.019 --> 00:48:04.880
not being in office. So, you know, thanks for

00:48:04.880 --> 00:48:06.420
bringing that up, though, Rob. I mean, you know,

00:48:06.420 --> 00:48:08.760
I think most people that listen to this, if not

00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:11.239
all of them, could probably agree with us, don't

00:48:11.239 --> 00:48:18.059
you think? Yeah, yeah. Anybody that has a human

00:48:18.059 --> 00:48:23.039
heart. Yeah. Look, I tease around all the time,

00:48:23.099 --> 00:48:27.269
you know. Everybody gets down on their luck every

00:48:27.269 --> 00:48:30.449
now and then. Yeah, yes. Some of these people

00:48:30.449 --> 00:48:36.190
have physical and mental disabilities. You know,

00:48:36.210 --> 00:48:38.070
there's people kicked out of their homes because

00:48:38.070 --> 00:48:40.250
of medical bills. You know, what about that?

00:48:40.409 --> 00:48:44.750
The state of Missouri for disability pays roughly

00:48:44.750 --> 00:48:48.690
$900 a month. How the hell are you going to live

00:48:48.690 --> 00:48:53.409
on that? That does not even cover rent. Yeah.

00:48:55.210 --> 00:48:57.849
We need to take better care of our people here

00:48:57.849 --> 00:49:01.630
and also our veterans. Our veterans deserve it

00:49:01.630 --> 00:49:05.809
so much. These are the people that protected

00:49:05.809 --> 00:49:09.570
us, that went to bat for us, that said, no, I

00:49:09.570 --> 00:49:12.010
will go out there and I will sacrifice my life

00:49:12.010 --> 00:49:16.510
so you can continue your life. And whether you

00:49:16.510 --> 00:49:18.469
want to admit that that's what it is or not,

00:49:18.530 --> 00:49:21.570
it doesn't matter because that is what a lot

00:49:21.570 --> 00:49:23.650
of them done. You know, some people do it to

00:49:23.650 --> 00:49:26.920
go to school. OK, they're trying to get ahead

00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:31.659
in life when they have nothing. So anyhow, we

00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:34.059
can go on. You know, I mean, we don't get political

00:49:34.059 --> 00:49:37.199
here, but I think we can all kind of like agree

00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:41.519
that that guy's an idiot. Don't you think? Well,

00:49:46.219 --> 00:49:48.639
he may not. He may not have shown them at first.

00:49:51.139 --> 00:49:53.280
You know, he may have ran on a platform. They

00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:57.619
do it all the time. They do the sheep and wolf's

00:49:57.619 --> 00:49:59.860
clothing all the time. I'm going to do this.

00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:01.360
I'm going to do that. And then you get in there

00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:03.820
and they get in there and they do the polar opposite.

00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:06.360
It happens all the time. So it's probably something

00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:09.019
like that. So he probably said he's going to

00:50:09.019 --> 00:50:18.429
help all the homeless. So, all right. Yeah. Alright,

00:50:18.530 --> 00:50:21.329
South Carolina man killed by shotgun booby trap

00:50:21.329 --> 00:50:25.690
set up by a family member. This is getting good.

00:50:26.409 --> 00:50:31.230
Already, right? A South Carolina man met his

00:50:31.230 --> 00:50:34.730
fate when he went to his incarcerated uncle's

00:50:34.730 --> 00:50:37.469
vacant home. A booby trap was set up for police.

00:50:37.710 --> 00:50:40.789
His uncle apparently set up a trap with a string

00:50:40.789 --> 00:50:43.710
and a shotgun before he was taken into custody.

00:50:44.809 --> 00:50:47.969
His nephew, Jordan Dove, was gravely wounded

00:50:47.969 --> 00:50:52.130
when he was entering his uncle's home. You know,

00:50:52.170 --> 00:50:55.389
this goes to show you, Rob, everybody is affected

00:50:55.389 --> 00:51:03.070
by dumb fuckery. Right? So his nephew was in

00:51:03.070 --> 00:51:05.030
there probably going to go get something for

00:51:05.030 --> 00:51:06.909
him or go, you know what, I think I'm going to

00:51:06.909 --> 00:51:08.929
bring him a couple of his books as a surprise.

00:51:09.269 --> 00:51:11.969
You know, he's in the can, you know, I need to

00:51:11.969 --> 00:51:15.340
help him. And then he gets fucking shot. because

00:51:15.340 --> 00:51:19.260
that guy's trying to pick off a cop that he thinks

00:51:19.260 --> 00:51:21.039
is going to be walking in his house for evidence

00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:30.139
or something. So, yeah, bad news there. And you

00:51:30.139 --> 00:51:33.019
can look it up, too. I mean, it is just the dumbest

00:51:33.019 --> 00:51:35.500
looking thing, too, but it worked. It's literally

00:51:35.500 --> 00:51:38.539
like, you know, the cartoons, the Warner Brothers,

00:51:38.719 --> 00:52:04.389
that someone's setting up a... Probably, yeah.

00:52:06.690 --> 00:52:17.809
They use... Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, you're

00:52:17.809 --> 00:52:23.769
right. Sometimes in jail you can get a furlough

00:52:23.769 --> 00:52:27.289
to go to a funeral, but not to the person you

00:52:27.289 --> 00:52:29.829
killed. Yep, I don't care what kind of lawyer

00:52:29.829 --> 00:52:34.050
you have. That's not going to happen. All right,

00:52:34.210 --> 00:52:37.150
we need to take our second break because I was

00:52:37.150 --> 00:52:41.840
forgetting about it. Let's go ahead and go to

00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:43.420
that, and then we'll come back with some of your

00:52:43.420 --> 00:52:47.960
stuff, Rob. How about if we come back with our

00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:51.119
super group list? Oh, okay. Sounds good to me.

00:52:51.840 --> 00:54:38.090
All right. All right. We'll be right back. You're

00:54:38.090 --> 00:54:39.969
in luck. We decided to come back and do some

00:54:39.969 --> 00:54:42.010
more douchebags. I'm Mark in the Kansas City

00:54:42.010 --> 00:54:46.550
chapter of Two Douchebags and Microphone. You

00:54:46.550 --> 00:54:53.489
can't beat that with a fucking stick. Right?

00:54:53.570 --> 00:55:08.829
Or a baseball bat. Or a fist. Mitch. Mitch, you

00:55:08.829 --> 00:55:13.090
are legend already. Rob, you got a super group?

00:55:13.130 --> 00:55:15.929
Oh, I got a question. Are we doing the Nipple

00:55:15.929 --> 00:55:19.610
Yank Ass Cheek Bite too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We

00:55:19.610 --> 00:55:22.789
got that too. Yeah, we forgot to do that last

00:55:22.789 --> 00:55:24.610
time. Yeah, we did. So we're going to do both,

00:55:24.610 --> 00:55:27.230
right? I have mine. I have mine too. What do

00:55:27.230 --> 00:55:29.849
you want to start with? Let's start with a super

00:55:29.849 --> 00:55:42.989
group and you go ahead, Rob. Okay. Well, we already

00:55:42.989 --> 00:55:47.769
heard Ronnie's. Yes. And I can only imagine what

00:55:47.769 --> 00:55:51.150
you came up with. It's actually kind of mundane.

00:55:51.369 --> 00:55:55.090
It's just I... Anyhow, go ahead. I'll explain.

00:55:55.269 --> 00:56:00.869
Okay. Well, here's what I did. I came up with

00:56:00.869 --> 00:56:05.530
an all -female super group. Oh, you trumped me.

00:56:07.019 --> 00:56:12.699
Go ahead. Okay, out of the gate, lead singer,

00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:19.599
lead guitarist, Lita Ford. Cool. I was going

00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:25.139
to swear it was going to be Aldo Nova. Well,

00:56:25.139 --> 00:56:29.780
wait. Okay, go. Well, as long as, yeah. Okay.

00:56:30.179 --> 00:56:42.130
Anyway. Lita's good. It's all female. And on

00:56:42.130 --> 00:56:47.210
rhythm guitar, we're going to have Nancy Wilson.

00:56:48.269 --> 00:56:58.030
Cool. From Heart. Great voice. And on drums,

00:56:58.150 --> 00:57:04.210
we're going to add Meg White from White Stripes.

00:57:04.869 --> 00:57:22.849
Nice. Okay. Well, we do that on here. We do that

00:57:22.849 --> 00:57:48.940
all the time. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. That threw

00:57:48.940 --> 00:57:53.579
me way off. Yeah, she was a hell of a bass player.

00:57:54.019 --> 00:57:57.900
I'm trying to, I know I know of her, but I'm

00:57:57.900 --> 00:58:00.860
trying to picture. Well, if you watched any of

00:58:00.860 --> 00:58:06.920
his live TV shows, he was the bass player. Okay,

00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:17.889
I'll look it up later. I'll look it up. She was

00:58:17.889 --> 00:58:20.969
his bass player. Okay, I can't. It's just one

00:58:20.969 --> 00:58:24.010
of those things I can't place the face. But that's

00:58:24.010 --> 00:58:30.170
cool. Right. All right. But, no, like when he

00:58:30.170 --> 00:58:37.110
did his live shows, he would do rock songs. Like

00:58:37.110 --> 00:58:40.349
he did one for Billy Joel, I forget which one.

00:58:40.789 --> 00:58:52.429
Uh -huh. He was so good with it. You know what?

00:58:52.510 --> 00:58:58.070
He could play anything. Yeah. That sounds like

00:58:58.070 --> 00:59:00.050
a pretty good pick to me, and it's off the wall,

00:59:00.110 --> 00:59:02.969
too. I really like that. Yeah, yeah. There's

00:59:02.969 --> 00:59:06.650
my super group. All right. Thank you, Rob. My

00:59:06.650 --> 00:59:09.489
super group, like I said, mine's mundane. I did

00:59:09.489 --> 00:59:12.289
not reach out of the box. I would think that

00:59:12.289 --> 00:59:15.550
these are all pretty easy to figure out, if you

00:59:15.550 --> 00:59:20.650
know me. Richie Blackmore. I picked him over

00:59:20.650 --> 00:59:25.809
Tony Iommi because Blackmore was so flexible,

00:59:26.190 --> 00:59:29.289
music -wise. Whether it was Rainbow, whether

00:59:29.289 --> 00:59:34.690
it was Deep Purple, whether it was Blackmore's

00:59:34.690 --> 00:59:38.289
Night, the Celtic music. I just think that Richie

00:59:38.289 --> 00:59:43.730
Blackmore had a way to write hits, a way to put

00:59:43.730 --> 00:59:46.690
chords together that were familiar sounding.

00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:50.199
that make great songs. Tony Iommi did too, but

00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:54.159
I can kind of consider Richie Blackmore a little

00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:58.019
bit more talented. I know that sounds crazy,

00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:00.659
because Iommi wrote so... He was a little more

01:00:00.659 --> 01:00:07.039
creative. Yes, yes. He was more technical. He

01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:11.079
really concentrated on what he was doing. Yeah,

01:00:11.079 --> 01:00:16.039
and I am... Yeah. I am this right here. Ozzy

01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:19.800
said it the best. American guitarists play too

01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:25.760
fast. And he's right. And they show off too much.

01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:28.579
I love Zach Wild. I love Randy Rose. I love Jakey

01:00:28.579 --> 01:00:31.039
Lee. I love all those guys. Nuno Betancourt.

01:00:31.300 --> 01:00:35.539
All the virtuosos. Yngwie. All those guys. But

01:00:35.539 --> 01:00:38.340
if you want to get down to a good sounding song,

01:00:38.659 --> 01:00:41.099
I wouldn't hire them. I would hire Blackmore

01:00:41.099 --> 01:00:47.539
or Iommi. So. I get exactly what you're saying.

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:51.059
Yeah, so I had to go with Richie Blackmore for

01:00:51.059 --> 01:00:54.280
everything that I just said. My drummer, I think,

01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:56.440
is pretty evident, too. That would be Neil Peart.

01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:01.780
Yes. Neil Peart was such a unique drummer because

01:01:01.780 --> 01:01:04.920
at first he was all technical, and then people

01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:07.559
started talking to him, and he quit all that,

01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:10.099
and he relearned the drums, and he started playing

01:01:10.099 --> 01:01:15.019
emotional. He started playing... you know more

01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:18.340
personal music and each one he was the best at

01:01:18.340 --> 01:01:22.099
really interesting and i mean that a guy is that

01:01:22.099 --> 01:01:24.480
talented that he could just all right everything

01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.420
that i know and i'm just perfect at i'm just

01:01:26.420 --> 01:01:29.159
gonna wipe that off just forget it and i'm gonna

01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:30.900
act like i don't know how to play this instrument

01:01:30.900 --> 01:01:33.940
that i play with the best of them and i'm gonna

01:01:33.940 --> 01:01:36.780
relearn it and play it different but only i'm

01:01:36.780 --> 01:01:39.159
not gonna just do that i'm gonna be the best

01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:41.320
at that too think of how hard that would have

01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:50.719
been But his last, he passed away, but his last

01:01:50.719 --> 01:01:56.440
efforts in Rush, he was putting so much soul

01:01:56.440 --> 01:02:01.280
into it. That's why I picked him. I really loved

01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:04.079
his emotional drumming. He put so much soul and

01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:09.019
heart into it. I think it's undeniably, it sets

01:02:09.019 --> 01:02:12.780
a song. And that's what the backbeat. Is supposed

01:02:12.780 --> 01:02:17.400
to do. It's setting a tone for the song. And

01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:19.780
I think that nobody done it better. On percussion.

01:02:20.159 --> 01:02:24.000
Than Neil Peart. Or however you say his name.

01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:28.860
Depends on who you talk to. Alright. Bassist.

01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:31.400
I had a tough time with this. I struggled with

01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:34.420
this. I'm going to go Geddy Lee. Because I think

01:02:34.420 --> 01:02:37.280
Geddy Lee, Richie Blackmore and Neil Peart. Would

01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:41.059
be a better core of musicians. To make great

01:02:41.059 --> 01:02:43.019
sounding music. I could have went with Steve

01:02:43.019 --> 01:02:44.780
Harris, but I don't think that really matches

01:02:44.780 --> 01:02:48.840
Blackmore's style. I'm loving how you're going

01:02:48.840 --> 01:02:51.340
with it. I love how you're going with that. I

01:02:51.340 --> 01:02:53.340
thought it was mundane, but you know what? I

01:02:53.340 --> 01:02:55.619
love it. Now that I'm talking it out, it isn't.

01:02:55.619 --> 01:02:58.480
It isn't. It's well thought of. No, that would

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:02.699
be, yeah, it would be powerful. Yeah, yeah. I

01:03:02.699 --> 01:03:05.260
think at that core right there would put phenomenal

01:03:05.260 --> 01:03:10.159
music out. So, all of them. Yeah, and I brought

01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.420
Neil Peart. Back from the dead, yes. And then

01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:19.559
the singer, and this is because this guy puts

01:03:19.559 --> 01:03:22.300
his heart and soul, he always laid it out there.

01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.139
Whether he sounded good or horrible, it didn't

01:03:25.139 --> 01:03:28.159
matter. His emotion, his love, his whole being

01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:32.940
was on that stage. And that's Robert Plant. And

01:03:32.940 --> 01:03:35.699
not the one that sings with, what's her name?

01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:38.920
Not the country stuff that he does now. I forgot

01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:42.230
who he sings with. Oh, shit. What is her name?

01:03:42.349 --> 01:03:45.050
Well, anyhow, I'm talking about the Robert Plant

01:03:45.050 --> 01:03:48.550
that used to do the screams, you know, like a

01:03:48.550 --> 01:03:52.190
lot of physical graffiti or something like that

01:03:52.190 --> 01:03:55.429
when he was in his prime. And the reason I picked

01:03:55.429 --> 01:03:58.690
him is because Robert Plant could set an emotion.

01:03:59.090 --> 01:04:03.949
He could set a feeling. And he could sing the

01:04:03.949 --> 01:04:07.409
song. Look how versatile he is. Now, Alison Krauss.

01:04:07.489 --> 01:04:10.349
He does music with Alison Krauss. He fits that

01:04:10.349 --> 01:04:15.170
perfectly. He'd done music with all different

01:04:15.170 --> 01:04:17.369
kinds of musicians. The Honey Drippers, he did

01:04:17.369 --> 01:04:21.150
Big Band Swing. Sounded great. He did Led Zeppelin.

01:04:21.550 --> 01:04:24.349
Sounded great. Did solo stuff. Sounded great.

01:04:24.449 --> 01:04:27.309
And all of them are completely different musics.

01:04:27.530 --> 01:04:30.110
And every one of them he nailed because he's

01:04:30.110 --> 01:04:33.929
so good. So to me, those four right there. Go

01:04:33.929 --> 01:04:38.760
ahead, what? No, I just said right. Yeah. So

01:04:38.760 --> 01:04:41.300
those four right there to me would be like, that

01:04:41.300 --> 01:04:45.699
would be just, it can't ever happen, obviously.

01:04:45.699 --> 01:04:49.659
But, man, it's something I could dream about.

01:04:50.099 --> 01:04:54.639
So there's mine. You want to go to the Nipple

01:04:54.639 --> 01:04:57.480
Yank, Ass Cheek Bite, and Nut Flick. And this

01:04:57.480 --> 01:05:01.559
is playful. This is not mean. Playful, yes, playful.

01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:05.739
Yeah, just, you know, ha -ha, bink. Yeah, I got

01:05:05.739 --> 01:05:08.480
it pulled up. Let's do it. All right. Rob, we

01:05:08.480 --> 01:05:14.900
turn to you. Okay, I'm going to start out my

01:05:14.900 --> 01:05:20.380
ass cheek bite. I'm going to go with Tasmanian

01:05:20.380 --> 01:05:45.280
Devil. Awesome. Good choice. I've been binge

01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:49.699
-watching lately. Mm -hmm. Goes to John Goodman.

01:05:51.099 --> 01:05:53.360
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? The final

01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:56.280
episode of The Conners is tomorrow night, I do

01:05:56.280 --> 01:06:00.159
believe. Yes, yes. Yep. I've been binge -watching

01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:02.659
The Conners. I hope they commit, like... Yeah,

01:06:02.820 --> 01:06:09.579
the region. Mm -hmm. He's tall. He's old. You

01:06:09.579 --> 01:06:12.139
know his nuts are sagging. They feel like they

01:06:12.139 --> 01:06:15.559
could be sagging. Yeah. And also, he lost weight,

01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:17.920
too. That probably makes his bag sag even more.

01:06:21.780 --> 01:06:30.420
Oh, does he? You know what? I could see him doing

01:06:30.420 --> 01:06:36.960
that. He seems like a... Cool. Yeah, there you

01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:41.059
go. That sounds great to me. I love that. My

01:06:41.059 --> 01:06:43.219
nipple yank, and this is going to be for an odd

01:06:43.219 --> 01:06:45.219
reason. I don't know. I've got to get my nipple

01:06:45.219 --> 01:06:51.980
yank. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. My nipple

01:06:51.980 --> 01:06:58.059
yank goes to Lance Marset. Oh, my God. She's

01:06:58.059 --> 01:07:03.179
already mad. I don't know what reaction I would

01:07:03.179 --> 01:07:06.980
get because she's fine. Well, she'd write a song

01:07:06.980 --> 01:07:11.829
about you. She'd write a very vicious song about

01:07:11.829 --> 01:07:19.489
you. That'd be great. I think so, too. Yeah,

01:07:19.610 --> 01:07:22.530
I mean, that'd be a claim to fame. Rob Rad is

01:07:22.530 --> 01:07:25.349
the co -host of Two Douchebags Microphone. He's

01:07:25.349 --> 01:07:28.210
known for Alanis Morissette, I Should Have Killed

01:07:28.210 --> 01:07:33.969
You When You Nipple Yank Me, or something. Love

01:07:33.969 --> 01:07:39.519
it. My Nipple Yank. is not because of obvious

01:07:39.519 --> 01:07:41.760
reasons, because the dude is like a weird dude

01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:44.940
and kind of a dick sometimes and all that, but

01:07:44.940 --> 01:07:47.579
it's Axl Rose. And the reason is, is because

01:07:47.579 --> 01:07:52.019
he used to have those hoops in his nipples. Yes,

01:07:52.059 --> 01:07:54.780
yes. Yeah, I want to just go up there and go,

01:07:54.840 --> 01:08:00.860
and see if it hurts. Because I'm sure he has

01:08:00.860 --> 01:08:05.530
holes. I don't know if he does or not, but if

01:08:05.530 --> 01:08:07.590
he does, he's going to get a little extra surprise.

01:08:08.289 --> 01:08:11.949
I mean, and look, I'm the guy that yanked his

01:08:11.949 --> 01:08:18.149
nipple ring out with a phone cord. Out at the

01:08:18.149 --> 01:08:21.069
old Quick Trip in Belvedere, right off the highway

01:08:21.069 --> 01:08:25.369
there, right off 155th in that little low -lying

01:08:25.369 --> 01:08:28.090
area, remember? That's where we used to call

01:08:28.090 --> 01:08:32.029
that phone all the time and fuck with people.

01:08:32.900 --> 01:08:36.760
Okay. I was trying to be cool. I had my shirt

01:08:36.760 --> 01:08:38.640
off show and then I had nipple rings in. Yes,

01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:41.399
I did. Look how cool they are. And I was talking

01:08:41.399 --> 01:08:46.500
to someone on the pay phone. Google it. And somehow,

01:08:46.979 --> 01:08:52.739
you know how they were banded? It caught the

01:08:52.739 --> 01:08:55.340
nipple ring. And when I slammed it down, screwing

01:08:55.340 --> 01:08:58.079
with whoever, it ripped my nipple ring out. And

01:08:58.079 --> 01:09:00.220
the nipple ring was lying on the ground with

01:09:00.220 --> 01:09:06.239
a little piece of bloody flesh. It hurts. It

01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:12.300
hurts so bad. I deserved it. I was a dumbass.

01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:17.340
But my God, man, that thing hurts so bad. You

01:09:17.340 --> 01:09:20.439
will not believe how bad a little chunk of nipple

01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:24.220
coming off of your nipple hurts. I mean, I thought

01:09:24.220 --> 01:09:26.880
I was going to cry and I couldn't sleep for a

01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:33.680
couple of days. It hurts so bad. So anyhow. I

01:09:33.680 --> 01:09:37.000
was a teenager, but I haven't worn one in many

01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:41.119
years. I still have my holes, but I don't wear

01:09:41.119 --> 01:09:45.039
them. Every now and then, I'll put one in. My

01:09:45.039 --> 01:09:47.739
hole's still open. All right, cool. It's good

01:09:47.739 --> 01:09:50.420
to have your holes open. That's for sure. Yeah,

01:09:50.420 --> 01:09:53.119
always good. Yes, yes. Thank you, Rob. Thanks

01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:57.340
for having your holes open. All right, the ass

01:09:57.340 --> 01:10:03.630
cheek bite goes to Billy Crystal. Yeah, he just

01:10:03.630 --> 01:10:07.109
needs one, doesn't he? Yeah. You know, he's over

01:10:07.109 --> 01:10:10.090
there trying to be funny, yucking it up. I think

01:10:10.090 --> 01:10:13.390
he might like it. You know, he'd probably like,

01:10:13.510 --> 01:10:17.210
you know. Oh, no, my pants fell down. It sure

01:10:17.210 --> 01:10:19.590
would be horrible if someone came by and bit

01:10:19.590 --> 01:10:23.250
a chunk out of my ass. Oh, my gosh. Boy, I certainly

01:10:23.250 --> 01:10:26.149
hope that doesn't happen. Oh, look, my pants

01:10:26.149 --> 01:10:29.380
are falling down. Yeah, they're still falling

01:10:29.380 --> 01:10:32.340
down. Oh, my bear butt is exposed. Oh, my gosh.

01:10:33.300 --> 01:10:37.100
I'd see him doing that. Oh, was that a little

01:10:37.100 --> 01:10:43.619
tongue? Ooh, hey, hey, hey. Someone's getting

01:10:43.619 --> 01:10:48.960
crazy back there. Did you find the corn? All

01:10:48.960 --> 01:10:53.520
right. Perfect, perfect. All right. The nut flick

01:10:53.520 --> 01:10:59.890
goes to Tough Guy, Harrison Ford. Yeah, just

01:10:59.890 --> 01:11:04.250
walk up there. There you go, bitch. Do something

01:11:04.250 --> 01:11:06.869
about it. And then he'd probably kick my ass.

01:11:07.529 --> 01:11:12.630
But it'll be fun until then. I think he'd be

01:11:12.630 --> 01:11:14.829
shocked. I don't think he'd be expecting it.

01:11:14.869 --> 01:11:17.229
You know, he might even go, you know, hey, come

01:11:17.229 --> 01:11:20.310
here. I'm not mad. Come here. What's your name?

01:11:20.390 --> 01:11:24.189
Mark? Let's go get a beer. I want to talk to

01:11:24.189 --> 01:11:27.170
you why you decided to nutflick me. I'm Harrison

01:11:27.170 --> 01:11:33.439
Ford. Yeah. Yeah, I can see him doing it. Yeah,

01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:36.800
all of a sudden he gets the script writer or

01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:38.739
something gives him a call. Not right now, I'm

01:11:38.739 --> 01:11:42.420
busy. Click. Okay, Mark, so go ahead with your

01:11:42.420 --> 01:11:44.560
story. Who was the first Nutflick you ever did?

01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:50.220
I guess, yeah, anyhow. Yep. So, Rob, you got

01:11:50.220 --> 01:11:54.800
something? Yeah, I do. All right, we will be

01:11:54.800 --> 01:12:03.989
here waiting. Okay. A new bill moving to the

01:12:03.989 --> 01:12:07.109
Florida Senate would give homeowners the right

01:12:07.109 --> 01:12:12.130
to use reasonable force to take down drones infringing

01:12:12.130 --> 01:12:16.310
on their right to privacy, directly conflicting

01:12:16.310 --> 01:12:20.729
with federal aerospace regulations while raising

01:12:20.729 --> 01:12:24.729
new legal questions regarding how far a person

01:12:24.729 --> 01:12:28.390
can go to defend their home from surveillance.

01:12:32.590 --> 01:12:39.550
Yeah, I just had to go there. Yeah, go on. Uh

01:12:39.550 --> 01:13:10.000
-huh. stop a drone from infringing on their expectation

01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:15.119
of privacy. No one wants to have a drone sitting

01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:18.640
over their property filming what they do for

01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:22.199
any number of reasons. Florida -based attorney

01:13:22.199 --> 01:13:30.159
Raul Gastasi. Babelsnatch. Raul Babelsnatch.

01:13:32.579 --> 01:13:35.979
Okay. No, I just think it's funny when you do

01:13:35.979 --> 01:13:41.979
that. I had to read it real quick. I got it.

01:13:42.060 --> 01:13:45.159
No, it's cool. I'm just fucking around, obviously.

01:14:44.390 --> 01:14:48.069
This is the low flying ones. The ones that can

01:14:48.069 --> 01:14:55.229
film you and everything. So how far can you go?

01:14:55.510 --> 01:14:59.550
I mean, come on. I know where I would go. Yeah,

01:14:59.550 --> 01:15:03.130
yeah, me too. I would shoot that little bitch

01:15:03.130 --> 01:15:06.369
out of the air. Yes. You keep coming over my

01:15:06.369 --> 01:15:16.560
yard. You know? Mm -hmm. No. Yeah, we have them

01:15:16.560 --> 01:15:20.100
here, too. We have a drone that flies up. A lot

01:15:20.100 --> 01:15:23.079
of people know about it. Is it for the lake,

01:15:23.180 --> 01:15:29.159
or what is it? I don't know if it's Camden or

01:15:29.159 --> 01:15:33.039
Camden County. I know they use them all over

01:15:33.039 --> 01:15:35.619
down there. I know that they use... This terrain,

01:15:36.100 --> 01:15:40.779
you pretty much have to use it, bro. Well, I

01:15:40.779 --> 01:15:44.060
think they also use it for people that, you know,

01:15:44.430 --> 01:15:46.630
could be drowning and stuff like that i also

01:15:46.630 --> 01:15:51.250
know that to locate exactly yeah and well you

01:15:51.250 --> 01:15:54.890
got a lot of hillsides and woods yeah there's

01:15:54.890 --> 01:15:57.229
a lot of people out there in the middle of what

01:15:57.229 --> 01:16:02.189
they can do yeah these are for the little private

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:07.649
little yes and i shoot out there i agree with

01:16:07.649 --> 01:16:19.630
that 100 yeah shoot away Yes, and those ones

01:16:19.630 --> 01:16:22.310
need to be taken out. And there should be a law

01:16:22.310 --> 01:16:25.189
that if it's getting footage of you and it's

01:16:25.189 --> 01:16:29.289
within clubbing distance, sucks to be you. You

01:16:29.289 --> 01:16:32.909
need to club away. Don't you think it should

01:16:32.909 --> 01:16:36.869
be a law? The way I look at it is if you're over

01:16:36.869 --> 01:16:40.949
my property line, I should have the right to

01:16:40.949 --> 01:16:48.520
fire a firearm over my property? Yeah. Yep. I'm

01:16:48.520 --> 01:16:51.560
sorry you got in the way. I do think that there's

01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:55.520
this product that interferes with the radio signal

01:16:55.520 --> 01:17:02.020
and can make it drop. That's what somebody was

01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:04.239
saying. If I'm wrong, forgive me, but I was thinking

01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:06.140
that somebody said that they do have technology

01:17:06.140 --> 01:17:11.239
like that now. Oh, I'm sure they do. Well, I

01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:14.199
mean, it's like how they... Oh, yeah, a redneck

01:17:14.199 --> 01:17:19.100
would shoot it down, you're right. Yeah. They

01:17:19.100 --> 01:17:22.300
go, Jeb, go get the shotgun. Is that funny little

01:17:22.300 --> 01:17:24.319
saucer thing flying around you? Yeah, it is.

01:17:24.479 --> 01:17:29.020
Hang on, I'll be right back. So, yeah, it should

01:17:29.020 --> 01:17:30.800
be a law that if it's, like, peaking on you,

01:17:30.840 --> 01:17:34.039
then, you know, fair game. It was just like the

01:17:34.039 --> 01:17:35.920
comedian that was talking about... No, that's

01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:39.680
what Florida's trying to do. Oh, no, okay. Well,

01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:44.329
you know, I agree with that 100%. What was I

01:17:44.329 --> 01:17:46.449
going to say? Oh, the comedian. This was quite

01:17:46.449 --> 01:17:48.510
a while ago, but Amazon was talking about delivering

01:17:48.510 --> 01:17:51.090
stuff with drones. And a comedian said, oh, great.

01:17:51.949 --> 01:17:57.670
Skeet shooting with prizes. Yeah. I was like,

01:17:57.729 --> 01:18:00.069
yeah, that sounds good to me. Shoot it down.

01:18:00.109 --> 01:18:03.550
Hey, what did we get? Hey, who wants some Tupperware?

01:18:05.590 --> 01:18:13.800
So, all right. I've got one for you. Well, hey,

01:18:13.859 --> 01:18:20.300
look, man, we got a door dash. That would be

01:18:20.300 --> 01:18:26.060
funny. Hey, who wants some tater tots? All right.

01:18:27.880 --> 01:18:30.760
Passengers, they freak out over how gross plane

01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:35.199
seats are. As proven in the swab test, people

01:18:35.199 --> 01:18:38.140
are saying I'll never fly again because of how

01:18:38.140 --> 01:18:42.149
bad this turned out. You know, sure, flying by

01:18:42.149 --> 01:18:44.470
the seat of your pants can be fun, but just how

01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:48.789
filthy is that seat? Airplanes are notoriously

01:18:48.789 --> 01:18:51.970
unsanitary, from the carpets to the overhead

01:18:51.970 --> 01:18:56.470
bins and the windows to the walls. Germs abound.

01:18:57.210 --> 01:19:00.750
Now a scientific swab test has unveiled the eye

01:19:00.750 --> 01:19:03.550
-popping amount of grime there is where frequent

01:19:03.550 --> 01:19:08.390
flyers plant their butts. Content creator on

01:19:08.390 --> 01:19:12.750
TikTok known as The cleaning guy. Boy, I bet

01:19:12.750 --> 01:19:16.189
he's entertaining. The footage featured the researcher

01:19:16.189 --> 01:19:19.550
boarding a Southwest Airlines plane, collecting

01:19:19.550 --> 01:19:23.130
surface samples of a seat's armrest, tray table,

01:19:23.390 --> 01:19:27.029
window shade, and plane safety manual. After

01:19:27.029 --> 01:19:30.930
carefully gathering the gunk -laced data, he

01:19:30.930 --> 01:19:33.909
brought the swabs to a lab for testing, and the

01:19:33.909 --> 01:19:36.710
results were disgusting, as you could imagine.

01:19:37.710 --> 01:19:40.329
They're far worse than those of a previous experiment

01:19:40.329 --> 01:19:44.149
he conducted on the seats at airport gates at

01:19:44.149 --> 01:19:48.390
the actual airport, for which the analysts wiped

01:19:48.390 --> 01:19:51.890
the sludge off of chairs at New York City's LaGuardia,

01:19:51.909 --> 01:19:55.449
or LaGuardia, however you want to say it. Thankfully

01:19:55.449 --> 01:20:01.689
for New Yorkers on the go, only a few skin bugs

01:20:01.689 --> 01:20:08.020
showed up in the findings. It was positively

01:20:08.020 --> 01:20:12.300
skin crawling when you go into the plane. She's

01:20:12.300 --> 01:20:14.140
just wearing a long -sleeved shirt, said the

01:20:14.140 --> 01:20:16.479
investigator, while holding up a grimy petri

01:20:16.479 --> 01:20:19.020
dish filled with bacteria from airplane armrest.

01:20:20.560 --> 01:20:26.060
He said on this swab that there's these things

01:20:26.060 --> 01:20:34.520
called skin mites. And there are bugs. There

01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:38.920
are fecal matter. There were traces of semen,

01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:46.399
lice, and a whole slew of other things that you

01:20:46.399 --> 01:20:51.680
don't want to get on your skin. Well, I mean,

01:20:51.720 --> 01:20:53.779
there's nothing you can do about that, right?

01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:55.939
I mean, a plane isn't going to let you come in

01:20:55.939 --> 01:20:59.140
with a bottle of disinfectant and start spraying

01:20:59.140 --> 01:21:03.319
the seat. So what I suggest you do is try not

01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:05.890
to touch your clothing. Try not to touch anything

01:21:05.890 --> 01:21:08.529
too much. And when you get to the airport, immediately

01:21:08.529 --> 01:21:15.850
go wash your hands. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So. Anyhow,

01:21:15.869 --> 01:21:18.890
that's what I got. We're going on 925. Do you

01:21:18.890 --> 01:21:21.909
want to say some more or you want to cut it?

01:21:23.409 --> 01:21:26.149
Yeah, I got one more. All right. I don't know

01:21:26.149 --> 01:21:30.050
if you and Topher talked about it. No, go ahead.

01:21:32.010 --> 01:21:36.510
Have you heard Alice? Yeah, his original band,

01:21:36.789 --> 01:21:41.850
right? No, Topher and I are going to talk about

01:21:41.850 --> 01:21:51.210
it tomorrow on The Music Creeps, but yes. No,

01:21:52.409 --> 01:21:54.989
no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead and talk about

01:21:54.989 --> 01:22:12.010
it. It's fine. Okay. and his original bandmates

01:22:12.010 --> 01:22:15.090
are coming out with their first album in more

01:22:15.090 --> 01:22:20.470
than 51 years. That is insane. And Alice Cooper

01:22:20.470 --> 01:22:30.430
is saying it's like riding a bike. It sounds

01:22:30.430 --> 01:22:33.989
pretty cool. The 14 -track album reunites Cooper

01:22:33.989 --> 01:22:38.050
with guitarist Michael Bruce, bassist Dennis

01:22:38.050 --> 01:22:43.359
Dunaway, and drummer Neil Smith. Guitarist Glenn

01:22:43.359 --> 01:22:47.699
Buxton passed away in 1997 at the age of 49.

01:22:48.140 --> 01:22:51.859
The album is dedicated to our brother, Glenn

01:22:51.859 --> 01:22:54.939
Buxton. Oh, cool. So they're dedicating this

01:22:54.939 --> 01:22:59.659
to Glenn. That's cool. And he's represented two

01:22:59.659 --> 01:23:07.319
songs. What Happened to You is built from the

01:23:07.319 --> 01:23:50.680
riff of an old demo. Wow. syndicated radio show

01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:55.960
Alice's Addict featuring Robbie Krieger of The

01:23:55.960 --> 01:24:02.140
Doors a friend sets a band late 60's days in

01:24:02.140 --> 01:24:07.699
Los Angeles mhm so yeah see we're a podcast and

01:24:07.699 --> 01:24:22.520
we missed it yeah Very cool. His new song is

01:24:22.520 --> 01:24:26.920
the single Black Mamba. Okay. He's got a cool

01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:32.840
name, man. Yeah, he sure does. Awesome, man.

01:24:33.720 --> 01:24:38.079
Very cool. Thank you. That's pretty cool that

01:24:38.079 --> 01:24:41.060
they're going to get together for another album.

01:24:41.199 --> 01:24:47.159
I like that a lot. That's nice. Yes. Okay, cool.

01:24:47.239 --> 01:24:52.770
Thank you, Rob. Well, is that about it, or you

01:24:52.770 --> 01:24:56.310
got anything? I'm pretty much done. Yeah, that's

01:24:56.310 --> 01:24:58.130
all I got for tonight. All right. I'll pick up

01:24:58.130 --> 01:25:00.670
again tomorrow. Sounds good. Or how about Thursday

01:25:00.670 --> 01:25:03.449
night? That would work better for me. Is that

01:25:03.449 --> 01:25:09.350
okay? To be honest, that sounds beautiful. All

01:25:09.350 --> 01:25:12.130
right. We'll, okay. It's a good night in between.

01:25:12.489 --> 01:25:14.729
Yeah, because I've got podcasts due tomorrow.

01:25:15.250 --> 01:25:17.829
Oh, go ahead. What now? Well, my news story.

01:25:22.779 --> 01:25:26.020
Yeah, I need a little... I'm sorry. A lot of

01:25:26.020 --> 01:25:33.640
my news is about Donald Trump. What he's doing.

01:25:33.859 --> 01:25:38.000
Yeah. I don't care. I want the stupid shit. Yep.

01:25:41.899 --> 01:25:44.899
Try Reddit. There's a bunch of different stuff

01:25:44.899 --> 01:25:47.239
on there that people are really interested in.

01:25:47.300 --> 01:25:50.779
And they talk... Oh, shit. My damn mic fell.

01:25:51.239 --> 01:25:54.600
But I think I saved it. There's a bunch of shit

01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:57.619
on there. There's different sources you can go

01:25:57.619 --> 01:26:00.840
to to find unique stories. But you don't find

01:26:00.840 --> 01:26:03.420
them on the regular news sources. You find them

01:26:03.420 --> 01:26:06.979
on different ones. Like you can put in like crazy

01:26:06.979 --> 01:26:11.460
weird happenings or something like that. Different

01:26:11.460 --> 01:26:14.359
rituals. You know, there's stuff that you can

01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:22.859
do to try to get different stories. That's cool.

01:26:23.460 --> 01:26:27.300
Well, I mean, it is. I got Eagle Stop asking

01:26:27.300 --> 01:26:30.479
me every morning, have you filled out your rewards

01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:35.920
yet? No. It's probably going to take me like

01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:38.979
a minute and a half to sit down and download

01:26:38.979 --> 01:26:45.060
Eagle Stop rewards, you know. Is it like connected

01:26:45.060 --> 01:26:49.319
to a Kroger store, the rewards? No, it's like

01:26:49.319 --> 01:26:52.569
a gas station. Oh, no, I know, but I was thinking

01:26:52.569 --> 01:26:56.810
because there was Eagle Mart, which was a gas

01:26:56.810 --> 01:27:00.930
station there connected to Kroger Grocery. Okay,

01:27:01.390 --> 01:27:03.569
Eagle Stop must be completely different. Yeah,

01:27:03.569 --> 01:27:06.350
this is Eagle Stop. Yeah, it's big down here.

01:27:06.710 --> 01:27:12.989
Okay. Okay, cool. All right. It's huge. Hampton's

01:27:12.989 --> 01:27:16.189
got two. O'Shaughnessy Beach has got two. Actually,

01:27:16.329 --> 01:27:19.289
they're rebuilding one right outside later. Oh,

01:27:19.289 --> 01:27:35.890
okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Everybody, thank

01:27:35.890 --> 01:27:38.250
you, Rob, and thank you, everybody, for listening.

01:27:38.590 --> 01:27:39.770
Good night, assholes.