Two douchebags and microphone. I am the mark
end of it here in the Kansas City chapter. And
I am Rob here at the beautiful 91 of Lake of
the Ozarks. There you go. Awesome. It's beautiful
again because you didn't have any of those nasty
sneaky tornadoes, did you? We're in the 80s and
sunny. I love it. Oh, yeah. It's 82 today. I'm
in tank top. All right. Love it. Okay, what does
the tank top say? Is it a keep on trucking? No,
no. Damn it. Okay. I want a come and go. I want
a come and go tank top. They sell them. Yes,
they do. Yeah, those are pretty sharp. I'm telling
you. The come and go ones. In case anyone didn't
know, there's a truck stop slash gas station
called come and go. It's spelled K -U -M -N,
like in the letter N, G -O. Come and go. And
it's really funny because the innuendo, but it
also makes a great shirt, doesn't it? Yes, it
does. But just to catch you up, since they're
known down here in southern Missouri, the name
is being officially changed. Really? Yeah, people,
yeah, there's been complaints. Well, they had
a new buyer. Okay. That shit's ridiculous. Yeah,
because of the end of the window. Yeah, you know,
I mean, you only make it dirty if you act like
it's dirty. Other than that, you know, a child
could come up and, I mean, all this stuff on
TV and all this stuff everywhere else, and they're
worried about that. The fuck? No wonder. No wonder
we're in bad shape over here. You know? Anyhow,
all right. I read about this podcast app because
I've been trying to find a way to podcast discreetly
because I can't bring all the equipment aboard
because evidently people have been doing that.
And like, I guess they've been videoing stuff
that like little secrets or stuff people aren't
supposed to know about. And the cruise lines
didn't like it. They're like, you know, these
guys are like kind of infringing on some stuff.
So now if they catch you podcasting, You're off
the ship. Next port. So I can't bring the laptop.
I can't bring the microphone. So there's this,
I think it's called Anchor. And it works from
your cell phone. And you don't even need a microphone.
But the problem is, is I don't know how to add
a voice. You know, like I have to be talking
to you to have the podcast, right? I don't know
how your voice comes out on the Anchor app. And
if anyone does know out there, please send me
an email as soon as possible because I'm trying
to figure this thing out so we can get a podcast
in on the ship. I just think it would be really
cool. This week. Yeah, well, I'm leaving Friday.
But you know what? I can even check my email.
This is Tuesday. Yeah, yes. So, yeah, anyhow,
if you know something about it and you want to
and you're so inclined to let me in on it, please
do send me a little tutorial. I'm about ready
to go to YouTube. Anyhow, I just haven't had
any time. So so I'll get back to this. You know,
the podcast would be great if we can do it. But
the problem with Anchor is another is I don't
know how to. What? The podcast would be great
for you. Well, yeah, because I'm on a ship. My
ass here in Missouri. Well, at least I'm thinking
of you, Rob. Yeah, we all know this. You know
I love you. No, I know. You know I love you.
I was getting ready to say and. You called me
a dick. I'm like, yeah. You opened it. I had
to jump off. I know, Rob. Rob, I know you too
well. It's fine. And if not, maybe I can call
Topher for a podcast. And if you are available,
if it's between the times that you're available,
I will send you a message. Yeah, well, mine would
be normal times. Okay, because... Any evening.
Any evening. How we would do that is Topher would
have to... You let me know. Yeah. I know what
times you're available. So we'll figure that
out if we get to that. So Topher would have to
call you and then I would join in on the internet
line and then go from there. So we've done it
before and it sounded great. So Carnival just
sent me a directory on the deck parties going
on. They're having an 80s glow stick party, which
is cool. Val and I went to one on the New Year's
Eve cruise a few years back. We made a lot of
really good friends because COVID was still a
big thing then. And the ship was 30 % full. And
it was great. It was fantastic. You could go
anywhere and there's hardly anybody on that ship.
And that's how we got to know quite a few people.
You know, like Wendy Whitbeck, the travel master.
That's how we got her as a travel agent. We met
her on that cruise. And it's fantastic. You'll
never have that again unless there's another
pandemic or something, but you'll never have
anything like that again because cruise ships
are packed to the gill again. And so I broke
out my parachute pants, Rob. Do you remember
parachute pants? I'm sure you do. Yes, yes, I
do. I wish I still had a pair. I've got a red
pair. I've got a red pair. And they are going
with me. And yes, you will be seeing pictures
of them either on the douchebags Facebook page
or on my Facebook page if you're on it. Because
there's quite a few people that listen that are
on our Facebook page. You will have pictures.
And I'm sure I'm going to be smashed. Because
that's what you do on a cruise, right? You get
smashed and do stupid shit. I remember one time
I was like on the boat and I was posting shit
like... i'm looking for tap dancing shoes and
just shit like that and people are like putting
up question marks and stuff i was just blasted
just putting stupid shit up and like man that
squirt gun got me in the eye and just all the
just stupid shit from the ship and you know and
people are like like sending me texts going are
you okay it was funny i guess you had to have
been there because i was just smashed just uh
posting random bullshit And that didn't really
make sense. It was fun to me. So anyhow. All
right. So I was reading on Reddit about how tourists,
especially off of cruise boats, are falling victim
to scams in places such as Jamaica and other
islands that have cruise ports. The cruise industry
strictly forbids weed to be taken on the boat.
That's why there are... The dope sniffing German
shepherds at every cruise terminal. They are
all over the place, the dogs. And they're sniffing
people and trying to locate weed on people or
any other illicit drugs or what they consider
illicit drug. The scam that is going around,
and I was a witness to some of this, but I'll
get to you in a minute. The scam is a fake drug
dealer with fake weed and a fake cop. So the
tourist is approached by the fake weed dealer.
The fake dealer then sells fake... used to do
to us yes that's probably where they got the
idea from you know you think you're buying a
bag of shake and it's fucking uh it's uh ragweed
or something and you're like that bastard or
oregano oregano was a big thing you get home
we go man i scored some weed that is not that's
fucking oregano want to make a pizza get the
fuck out of here so um so anyhow And what I'm
talking about is like my brother and the elders.
They're a couple of years older. You thought
you're going to be cooler than shit. You're like,
hey, hey, hey, I found this drug dealer around
the corner and I bought some shake. And then
they all look at you and go, he took you, you
stupid ass. And then they give you a Charlie
horse and kick you in the nuts. And then you're
walking down the road with your fucking, you
know, hanging low there. So the fake dealer...
Yeah, he's like, I might as well use this fucking
oregano for something. Yeah. So after the fake
dealer sells you fake weed to the said tourist,
right after, a fake cop comes up and busts them.
The tourist needs to be back on the boat and
not in jail in Jamaica or wherever, so the tourist
gives the fake cop a few hundred... to make this
issue go away. So, you see what I mean? It's
a good old... Okay, I got you. I got you. It's
a good old good cop, bad cop. It's like, you
know, the guy's selling you some shake and then
all of a sudden this cop comes by, hey, hey,
I saw that. And he brings out the cuffs and he
arrests you and you're like, I can't go anywhere.
I got to be back on the ship in an hour. Then
the cop's like, well, yeah, a couple hundred
bucks and I didn't see that. I see a scam going
there. I see a scam going on. Well, it's been
going on for a long time, but I guess it's really
hitting like really big proportions now. Like
it's going all over. But I had a witness to something
like this a long time ago. It was one of my very
first cruises. I didn't realize the scam was
so huge, but I guess it's bigger than it's ever
been. So I didn't have time to post this on Reddit,
but I witnessed a scam that might still be happening.
And I want people to know it goes down like this.
And probably 20 plus years ago, I'd say is at
least 20 years ago, I was on a cruise. It was
one of my first ones ever with some friends.
My one friend that is a constant pot smoker was
jonesing for some shake really badly. I mean,
they say it's not addictive, but trust me, he's
addicted. He decided to take a cab to Jamaica,
in Jamaica, to get some weed in Kingston. Now,
Kingston, where you're at, it's okay if you're
near the ship. If you get out there in the general...
Yeah, there's some good stuff down there. What
I hear. Yeah, I'm sure there is. But there's
also bad people, just like here. I'm not saying,
like, the Jamaicans or anybody are bad. So he
hails a cab driver down. He requests to be taken
to the nearest weed dealer. You know, the cabbie's
more than willing to take him there. Myself and
many of the other friends included. And including
his wife told him that was a bad idea. And nobody
was wanting to go with him. He's like, hey, come
on with guys. And we're all like, no, we don't
think you should do that. No, no, no. I'm going
to go get my shake. You know, I'll be I'll be
back in a little bit. So he went anyhow. The
cabbie took him to downtown Kingston, which is
not an area a tourist wants to be stuck in. The
cab driver, he then ordered him out. And so my
friend, he goes, I can't. I'll be killed. You
know, they're already giving me death looks.
The cab driver then demanded $500 to take him
back. My friend only had $200 cash, but the driver
was nice enough to let him pay the rest on a
card. So, he gave the cab driver $200, and then
the rest of it he put on a card, and I guess
the cab driver had something in there that he
could swipe. The driver took him back to within
four miles of the ship port. And the reason he
took him within four miles of the ship port is
he wouldn't have time to call on him and get
him caught. That four miles from the cruise ship
port, you're going to be running your ass off
just to make it in time so the ship doesn't leave,
right? So you're not worried about getting him
busted. You're worried about getting there. So
then he tried to take his phone because he didn't
want him calling probably the credit card company
and saying, hey, right now cancel everything.
so he tried to take his phone so he jumped out
the guy was going like 10 miles an hour because
you know he just paid him swiped his card and
stuff and the guy goes give me your phone and
he he acted like he's giving him the phone and
he knew the door was unlocked he fucking opened
up the door and jumped out so he starts blazing
out into you know general public there there's
people everywhere and he gets lost in a crowd
and the cab driver took off because it was already
causing too much publicity, I guess, you know,
is making. Yeah, because you got some dude jumping
out of a car 10 miles an hour. Yeah. Yeah. People
will be looking. So this is four miles from the
port, which is still pretty friendly in Kingston.
You have to really get maybe six or seven miles
deep in there to really start getting to the
impoverished part where, you know, people are,
you know, they're desperate and stuff like this
happens. It happens over here, too. So he got
lost in a crowd. The guy took off probably because
he's like, you know what, I'm going to get busted
if I keep trailing this guy. So we're coming
back from an excursion of snorkeling and a beach
break and an all -inclusive deal, and this is
everybody else that was in our party, okay? And
my buddy was walking, and I go, hey, I'm not
going to say his name, but I go, hey, is that
so -and -so? Then his wife goes, hey, that's
him. Hey, bus driver, please, please, please,
can you pick up my husband, please? He goes,
OK. Yeah. So he stops. And we're like, hey, so
and so, get on here now. And he told us what
happened. So the bus driver who worked for Carnival,
he turns around and he goes here. He goes, here's
my phone. And he said, put some code in there.
He said, call this code. He had a hotline to,
I guess, is like a general like fraud hotline.
for jamaica that you can call and they'll cancel
your cards for you oh cool yeah so the guy didn't
get any more money he got his 200 bucks there
wasn't anything he could do about that you know
the guy got 200 cash it was cash yeah well uh
the good thing is is he won it on the last night
of the ship back he won 210 dollars the last
night on this ship so he said there you go he
goes hey i made 10 bucks off of this deal and
i told him i said you'd be Yeah, I said you'd
be more than nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said,
yeah, you would have been like $200 up instead
of like $10 over if you didn't do that. And it's
a memory you'll never forget. Oh, yeah. You know
what? He has never, ever, ever done that again.
He was shell -shocked. Because, look, he's a
great guy, but he's always kind of had this attitude
like, I can take care of myself, man. Nobody's
going to fuck me over because I'm so -and -so.
And it happened to him. And I think it kind of
brought him back down to earth. He was kind of
like, well, I guess I can be had. He got caught
big time. And, I mean, he almost didn't make
it back to the port. I mean, that cab driver,
you know, once he gave him his phone, you don't
know. I mean, the cab driver could have done
anything. I mean, he was already. you know, bold
enough to rob him and then make him use his card
to give him more money. And then he wasn't going
to let him out, you know, unless he gave him
the phone. So I think he kind of looked at that
as he was extremely fortunate to get out of there
unscathed. I mean, you know, it'd be easy for
someone over there to kill you and throw you
somewhere. the cruise ship doesn't know what
happened and then later on you know the cops
come over there go we don't know man he might
have been a tourist or something by the clothing
and they probably never find you again that'd
be it so um anyhow i think that's a good thing
that that happened because i mean it could have
went crazy but it didn't really go crazy but
it was enough to like kind of slap him in the
face and go dude don't be doing this shit anymore
it's stupid so So in China, Sung Pao, a 92 -year
-old woman, climbed an eight -foot gate to get
out of a nursing home. Yeah. Yeah, look it up
online. It's great footage. She just jumps over
that son of a bitch like, fuck you guys, and
she's gone. And on Long Island, a 100 -year -old
woman can plank for hours. Jerry Leo is a planker
that can beat most athletes at planking at any
age. I mean, the planker could be 32, but this
lady can out -plank them, and she's 100 years
old. You know, I know I couldn't climb an 8 -foot
security gate, let alone plank for over two minutes.
You know, I worked my whole life, but what did
I do wrong, Rob? How come I can't do this? You
know? I don't know. Yeah, no shit. I don't think
I could do it either. Yeah, and you work hard,
too. You work in the steel industry like I did
for many years, the glass industry. That stuff
puts muscles in your shit, you know. But this
finesse here. The problem is by the time I get
tied to plank, I'm too damn wore out. Yes. I
just fall on the ground. What are you doing?
Yeah. My version of planking. Leave me the fuck
alone. But you know what, Rob? At least we're
not the stupid ass that took out a gas pump like
a man did at the come -and -go truck stop. He
blamed his Crocs for the accident. I believe
it. I believe it. This was in Springfield, the
one there, that big come -and -go stop. Oh, I
think I heard about it. Yeah, I think I did hear
it was about Crocs. I believe it. He said his
Crocs were the reason they got stuck on the accelerator.
He took out a gas pump. You know, he wears Crocs.
I believe it. This surprised me because if he
wears Crocs, he owns a Prius. And I thought for
sure the pump would win over that little toy
car that he has. I mean, isn't it pretty much
a law in America that if you wear Crocs, you
own a Prius? Yeah, it is. So, yeah, yeah. So
I can't believe that little Prius took out a
big, bad gas pump. So, anyhow. You know, he should
have to pay restitution. Not for the gas pump,
but anyone who witnessed him wearing Crocs. Yeah,
no shit. Yeah, and you know what? I'll go a step
further, Rob. I bet you he likes kale and thinks
it tastes good. Oh, you nailed it. Yeah, yep,
yep. Yeah, so, anyhow. I got a little bit more
shit, but you know what? We're going to be doing
a podcast tomorrow, so why don't I save it for
that? All right. And let's get to you, Rob. What
do you got to say? Oh, I got a little story here
I ran across. All right. Sounds good. A Connecticut
father was arrested for bailing shooting a black
bear outside his home. Oh, what a dick. Even
though he claimed it was self -defense after
the terrifying animal came within feet of his
kids. Oh, okay. Yeah. I take it back. Well, there's
a law. There's laws. Anyway, this goes into it.
Okay. Todd Topix told WF... that he was jostled
awake by his pregnant wife in August after a
bear came up to their two kids as they played
in the garage of their Beth Lamb home while also
chasing their dog up a tree. Huh. Okay. Okay.
I would say fair game myself. No, I would...
I changed my mind when kids were involved, and
so, yeah. But go ahead. Well, here's where it
gets technical. Okay. And I think he has them.
He's got them. Quote, he said he walked right
into the garage with people in there. He didn't
care. So who knows what would have happened next.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Go on, but on
with you, Rob. Exactly. Mm -hmm. and said, hey,
since you shot the bear and killed it, we have
to arrest you again and charge you again with
illegal taking a bear. Wow. Okay. Yeah, see,
that's where I don't get. Arrest him again. Yeah,
I... I don't get that part, because the story
doesn't say anything about getting arrested the
first time. No, number one, I think that... wouldn't
you be like, once kids are involved, wouldn't
anybody with any sense at all be like, okay,
I get it. I get it. And he wasn't even trying
to kill the bear. He was trying to scare it away,
but by a freak accident, he killed it. But the
whole point is, this thing was near your kids,
and it could have killed them easily. The guy
was defending his children. But anyhow. Go ahead.
I'm sorry. The arrest confused topics because
in 2023, law says people can kill a bear in self
-defense if they reasonably believe that the
animal is about to have paid bodily harm to a
human, injure or kill a person's pet, or enters
a building occupied by persons. Then what is
the deal? Why did they come back and arrest him
again? It was in a garage. And he goes on to
say, we were all threatened. It entered our home.
And I have no idea why he ended up charging me
for this. Yeah. I don't either. I don't either.
I can't think of it. That should be pretty cut
and dry as far as I'm concerned. I mean, I don't
know how much more cut and dry you can get than
that. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I wish him luck on this
battle. I would think any sane judge. Now, I
know there's a lot of insane judges. Yes. I would
think of any sane judge. Okay. With that, oh,
New York, New York. Okay. So all... Showing up
with that footage of that bear in your garage,
that should be enough. Yeah, I don't get why
he was arrested again. I don't get that at all.
Yeah, yeah, I don't see. I don't know where the
first arrest came in. Yeah. That could be a typo.
May have been a typo. Well, let's hope... May
not have meant to say again, but he was arrested
for it. Yeah, wow. Well, I wish him luck too,
Rob. I mean, I hope they leave him alone because,
I mean, that pretty obviously... Any father would
defend his family. Yes, exactly. He would chase
his dog up a tree. Yeah, I mean, dog alone...
How many dogs go up trees? Not very many. Not
very many. Unless there's a bear after him. You
know what? Just your dog being attacked, you
know, let alone your children. Uh -huh. I agree.
I agree 100%. Like I said, I don't know how much
more cut and dry you can get with that. I mean,
obviously, it went the way he said. I don't know,
Rob. That's fucked up. No, he didn't even try
to kill it. I mean, either, but he tried. He
went out of his way to try to not kill it either.
And that's another thing that I think they need
to think about, too. No, I know, I know, but
I'm just saying, like, even if they thought it
was, like, the wrong move to kill it, I mean,
he still wasn't trying to. So I don't know how
they could get him on anything, but whatever.
So, all right, should we take our first break?
I got some emails. All good. All righty. Be right
back. Two douchebags, a microphone, I'm Mark
in the Kansas City chapter. And I am Rob at beautiful
9 -1 -1 Lake of the Oceans. Yes, the newly rebuilt
because they got hit by a massive EF -1000 tornado
with 5 ,000 mile -an -hour winds, right? A few
days ago. Screw you, Mitch. No, no, no. We love
Mitch. There you go, Mitch. Officially from Rob
Rad. Yeah, Freeman Lake. I'm sure there's some
water moccasins in there. What do you think?
Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys got the cottonmouths
down there, and those things are aggressive as
hell. Yeah, we got everything. Oh, my gosh. Yeah,
you have rattlesnakes, too, and copperheads everywhere.
There's a ton of copperheads down there. Oh,
we got tarantulas here. Oh, yeah, you can see
them at night. Yeah. The thing is that tarantulas
here aren't like the tarantulas you think. Yeah,
they might bite you, but they'll just make you
sick. Yeah, they're not that venomous. Just like
the scorpions here. We have scorpions here. The
little, the brown ones. And they're not that
venomous either. It's kind of like a bee sting.
That might be sick. Yeah, and that's about it.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I got some emails. All
right, sounds good. Rob, what would it take to
get a bag of your toenail clippings? Ross in
Topeka. I know. I know. We knew it was only a
matter of time. Okay, Ross, I'll tell you what.
What are you willing to do with a toenail clipper?
Put it that way. Ross, the ball's in your court.
Email us back. Douchebags at mail .com. Douchebags
at mail .com. Pretty easy. All right. Mark, I
was wondering if you have a good banana pudding
recipe you could share with me. Claudia in Syracuse.
I'm so happy you asked, Claudia. Okay, I go to
the store. I buy three boxes of Jell -O brand
banana pudding. I read the directions on the
back and bam, there you go. That's my famous
banana pudding recipe. Oh, you can get crazy
and, like, smash up a couple bananas and throw
it in there, too. Oh, no, no. You dice the bananas,
layer it. You put a layer of pudding and a layer
of bananas, a layer of pudding, a layer of bananas,
a layer of pudding. And then on top, oh, God,
yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On top you can
put strawberries, whipped cream, all different
kinds. Whatever you want. Yeah, you could meringue
it up. You could take the egg on the top and
then braise it. Actually, the best topping, vanilla
wafers. You should have asked Rob this, Claudia.
You should have asked Rob. That's a country recipe
there. Claudia asked the wrong person. I would
do what Rob says, not me. I would do what Rob
says. Sorry to steal that one for you. I still
don't know what made Claudia ask me about a banana
pudding recipe. I don't think I've ever spoke
about banana pudding ever, have I? I don't think
so. They throw shit at you to try it. You should
have asked him, yeah. What about bread pudding?
Do you have any good recipes for that, Rob? Banana
pudding, just add bread. There you go. That sounds
good to me. I have no retort at all. I have nothing.
Yeah, I don't know about bourbon. Bourbon. Banana.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, now you're speaking.
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Mark, I tried a
bottle of Mexican Coca -Cola. You're right. It
does taste much better than the canned corn syrup
one. Vicky in Liberty. Yeah, I'm not joking you,
but that isn't the reason I started on it. I
started on it because you can't find the real
sugar like Mexican Coca -Cola and you can't find
real sugar Pepsi or RC just anywhere. You go
to the quick stop or the quick trip or whatever
down the road, they don't have it. And that was
my whole idea. I lose a taste for the corn syrup.
And I don't want the sodas that they sell everywhere.
So every time I get gas, I don't grab one. And
it has worked. But it does taste much better.
I think so. But I'm already switched over to
where I like cane sugar better. I don't know
where to find one. Yeah. I mean, that's what
I'm saying is when I did that, I pretty much
screwed myself. You see what I mean? But I was
trying to. I was trying to sabotage my ability
to go get a corn syrup soda. And it did, and
it worked well. Now, I do have them. I'll go
to Costco and buy some Mexican Coca -Cola. I
do have them here, but I'm not going to all these
gas stations and buying them there. I'll have
one a day, usually here at home, and that's it.
And that's what I was trying to do. I wasn't
trying to, like... uh rob myself of that joy
i just don't need to overdo it so vicky i'm glad
you like it i i tell you and maybe for the same
reason like me maybe you want to do it for that
too you know you don't like the regular corn
syrup stuff you can't get it so all right hey
douches freeman lake is having its annual carp
fish boil boil carp fish boil oh um i would love
for you guys to podcast during it mitch Carp
aficionado, South Central Cass County Division,
Rural Fire District number four. By the way,
you missed one hell of a fuckhammer show last
weekend. Mitch, I don't know what to say. Rob,
you got anything for Mitch? Okay, Mitch, you
have my interest to hear. Because the only way
to eat carp is you have to boil it first. Oh,
he's right. Oh. You have to boil carp before
you cook it. Okay. I always did think that Mitch
was from Cass County, like maybe Freeman area,
because he's always touted that since his first
email. You know what? I'm thinking, yeah, I'm
thinking he's from around that area because he
knows carp. Yeah, I mean, you don't know. I didn't
know carp, and I was down in that area for years.
I mean, you know, I did a lot of my growing up
there. bunch of carp. And I remember my dad for
years said, yeah, the only way to eat, you either
got to boil it or smoke it. I mean, I am. Okay.
Mitch, I apologize. I don't know about this carp
stuff. It softens the bones. Okay. Well, okay.
No, I believe you. That's why he said boil. I
thought he was just. Yeah. Yeah. I'm back at
Mitch on this. Okay. I thought he was just screwing
around trying to make it sound nasty. Okay. All
right. I might make it up there. Mitch, send
out your address. We know you're on Freeman Lake,
but we don't want to go to the wrong house. They
all have shotguns, right? Oh, I'm sure you'll
see the shit get going. Oh, yeah, yeah. You'll
see the smoke from the bonfire. Freeman Lake,
that's probably pretty much any house. Yeah,
that's true. You know, if not, they're burning
trash in their can out back. So, yeah, you really
want to know. I'll just ask them. There we go.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. And they'll all point
towards one of the houses. Over there. All right.
Let's see. Let me go over this again. Carp Aficionado,
South Central Cass County Division, Rule Fire
District No. 4. And it is Rule Fire District
No. 4. He's right. By the way, you missed one
hell of a fuckhammer show last weekend. Did they
play in Gun City, Mitch? Okay, that was fucking
awesome. Hey, hey, they're in Cleveland next
weekend. Oh, hey, let's go there. Go see some
Fuckhammer. Once again, Fuckhammer is a gag that
I played on a bunch of people in Westport a long
time ago. I got tired of Sacred and Trip Hammer
all over Kansas City playing all these shows,
and I hated both of them. So I decided to make
up a band called Fuckhammer. I used this nasty
looking old glam band out of the back of a metal
edge or a hip parader, I think it's a metal edge,
called Legs Diamond. And they were the ugliest
thing with makeup on ever. So I took their photo
and I photocopied it onto a Fuckhammer flyer.
Had a neat little logo of Fuckhammer. And people
believed that Fuckhammer was a real group. And
they're going around to these places. I wrote
down they were playing at and demanded to get
Fuckhammer tickets, and there wasn't any because
there's no such thing as Fuckhammer. Fuckhammer
was in my head. Now was it. All right. Rob, Mark
mentioned something about having laser lights
for his part of YouTube video casting. What are
some things you plan on doing? Taylor in Kansas
City. ceiling with a remote that I can change
colors. Yeah, it... There you go. It can stay
solid, or it can blink, flash, strobe, fade.
Yeah, it's a pretty cool system. And I'm also
looking at how we can do a split screen, because
that's what we need to do when we videocast.
It can't be two videos. We've got to figure out...
There's a lot of logistics in it, and we're working
on it, and when we get there... I got laser lights,
and I need to mount some to the floor. I need
to mount some to the ceiling. Then I need a couple
of crisscrossing. I've got my idea of what I
want it to look like, but it's going to take
some work. And also some more items to make it
look the way I need it to or want to. Taylor,
hang in there. We're getting there. Thank you
for asking. Appreciate it. All right, my top
seven barbecue sauces are Gates Original. Hey,
I thought we were going to do that one tomorrow
night. No, no, it isn't mine. This is an email.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I know which
one I'm at. Yes. All right. My top seven barbecue
sauces are Gates Original, Games, Gabe's Famous
Spicy Barbecue and Basting Sauce. Famous Dave's
Devil Spit. Jack Stack Extra Hot. Temcoya Korean
Barbecue Sauce. And number one, no, number two
is Arthur Bryant's Rich and Spicy. And number
one is Theo's on Beale Street. I've heard of
Theo's. I've never been there. Anyhow, that's
Ronnie from Tulsa, the Tulsa King. I like how
he added a Jack Stack on there. Yeah, yeah. He
obviously likes hotter barbecue sauces. Yeah,
I noticed that. Yeah, so the hot barbecue sauce
of Jack Stack's is really good. Which everybody
will have ours tomorrow night. Yes. Yep. Rob,
when you're knitting another bat suit, I'm in
dire need of some wool socks. Could you please
do me a huge favor and knit a couple a pair for
me? Reggie and Knoblick. There you go. We're
getting Knoblick emails now. Okay. Well, see,
here's the thing. I'm getting ready to make a
trip to Knoblick for real and be watching on
Facebook. Oh, cool. It's probably the next...
Oh, so the Batsuit isn't made out of wool, so
we're sorry, Reggie. Yeah, I love the Batsuit's
wool, yeah. Hmm, okay. Now, if you pick something
else, since you're from the Obelix, yeah, I'll
make it. I'll even deliver it. You're three hours
from me. There you go. There you go, Reggie.
You can't beat that with a fucking sledgehammer,
right? Well, that's the email. So, Rob, we turn
to you. Okay, this is a real quick one -paragraph
one. Okay. And it is kind of political, but I
think it needs to be mentioned. Okay. Okay? Sounds
good. A Southern California mayor is under fire
for wanting to eliminate its... city's homeless
population by giving them, quote, all the fit
and all they want. Okay. A shocking remark he
reinforced by calling for a federal A resident
took issue with the city's attempt to address
homeless crisis by enclosing an unannounced and
an abandoned golf course near a residential neighborhood.
Okay. No. I do not like people like that. No,
no, no, no. I get it. Wow. These homeless people
have a reason, and they need help, and all you
do is want to, quote, give them all they want.
Yeah. How the hell are you in office? Yeah. That
one kind of caught me off guard, Rob. I didn't
think that anybody would go that far to say that.
Yeah, we stay in politics and religion. I don't
care who you are, whether you're a politician
or you're Joe Blow on the street. You should
not go around saying stuff like that. Every homeless
person has a story. I would agree 100%. True
homeless person. People that view other people
down on their luck like that and say something
like that or feel like that are not good people.
I think one of the biggest things about being
a human is you have to have the want and the
need to help people. And a lot of these people
have stories. Something happened to them. Maybe
they're vets. Something like that. I mean, why
else would you choose to live in a tent instead
of going to work and living in a place? Like
Crazy Mary up the road. That's what they call
her. They've called her that for years. She wanders
Red Bridge all the time. And me and Val tried
to give her some food from McDonald's one time.
Well, that doesn't go over with a schizophrenic.
A paranoia schizophrenic thinks that everybody's
trying to kill them. So Mary's like, oh, no,
no, no, no, no. I got a home over here and I
was just out stretching my legs. You know, I
got diabetes. I got to keep moving and making
up all this stuff. And you could see that she
was shaking and scared of us. And all we're trying
to do is give her like a couple of McDoubles.
And that was it. So crazy Mary. And this is what
they call her. Okay, so nobody get on my ass.
Crazy Mary. Crazy Mary is obviously not doing
that on purpose. I'm sure Crazy Mary has moments
of lucid, you know, and like, man, how can I
get out of this? But a lot of people that are
like that don't have an answer. So they live
like that and it's sad. So anybody that said
that. I have no respect for. And, you know, especially
not being in office. So, you know, thanks for
bringing that up, though, Rob. I mean, you know,
I think most people that listen to this, if not
all of them, could probably agree with us, don't
you think? Yeah, yeah. Anybody that has a human
heart. Yeah. Look, I tease around all the time,
you know. Everybody gets down on their luck every
now and then. Yeah, yes. Some of these people
have physical and mental disabilities. You know,
there's people kicked out of their homes because
of medical bills. You know, what about that?
The state of Missouri for disability pays roughly
$900 a month. How the hell are you going to live
on that? That does not even cover rent. Yeah.
We need to take better care of our people here
and also our veterans. Our veterans deserve it
so much. These are the people that protected
us, that went to bat for us, that said, no, I
will go out there and I will sacrifice my life
so you can continue your life. And whether you
want to admit that that's what it is or not,
it doesn't matter because that is what a lot
of them done. You know, some people do it to
go to school. OK, they're trying to get ahead
in life when they have nothing. So anyhow, we
can go on. You know, I mean, we don't get political
here, but I think we can all kind of like agree
that that guy's an idiot. Don't you think? Well,
he may not. He may not have shown them at first.
You know, he may have ran on a platform. They
do it all the time. They do the sheep and wolf's
clothing all the time. I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do that. And then you get in there
and they get in there and they do the polar opposite.
It happens all the time. So it's probably something
like that. So he probably said he's going to
help all the homeless. So, all right. Yeah. Alright,
South Carolina man killed by shotgun booby trap
set up by a family member. This is getting good.
Already, right? A South Carolina man met his
fate when he went to his incarcerated uncle's
vacant home. A booby trap was set up for police.
His uncle apparently set up a trap with a string
and a shotgun before he was taken into custody.
His nephew, Jordan Dove, was gravely wounded
when he was entering his uncle's home. You know,
this goes to show you, Rob, everybody is affected
by dumb fuckery. Right? So his nephew was in
there probably going to go get something for
him or go, you know what, I think I'm going to
bring him a couple of his books as a surprise.
You know, he's in the can, you know, I need to
help him. And then he gets fucking shot. because
that guy's trying to pick off a cop that he thinks
is going to be walking in his house for evidence
or something. So, yeah, bad news there. And you
can look it up, too. I mean, it is just the dumbest
looking thing, too, but it worked. It's literally
like, you know, the cartoons, the Warner Brothers,
that someone's setting up a... Probably, yeah.
They use... Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, you're
right. Sometimes in jail you can get a furlough
to go to a funeral, but not to the person you
killed. Yep, I don't care what kind of lawyer
you have. That's not going to happen. All right,
we need to take our second break because I was
forgetting about it. Let's go ahead and go to
that, and then we'll come back with some of your
stuff, Rob. How about if we come back with our
super group list? Oh, okay. Sounds good to me.
All right. All right. We'll be right back. You're
in luck. We decided to come back and do some
more douchebags. I'm Mark in the Kansas City
chapter of Two Douchebags and Microphone. You
can't beat that with a fucking stick. Right?
Or a baseball bat. Or a fist. Mitch. Mitch, you
are legend already. Rob, you got a super group?
Oh, I got a question. Are we doing the Nipple
Yank Ass Cheek Bite too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
got that too. Yeah, we forgot to do that last
time. Yeah, we did. So we're going to do both,
right? I have mine. I have mine too. What do
you want to start with? Let's start with a super
group and you go ahead, Rob. Okay. Well, we already
heard Ronnie's. Yes. And I can only imagine what
you came up with. It's actually kind of mundane.
It's just I... Anyhow, go ahead. I'll explain.
Okay. Well, here's what I did. I came up with
an all -female super group. Oh, you trumped me.
Go ahead. Okay, out of the gate, lead singer,
lead guitarist, Lita Ford. Cool. I was going
to swear it was going to be Aldo Nova. Well,
wait. Okay, go. Well, as long as, yeah. Okay.
Anyway. Lita's good. It's all female. And on
rhythm guitar, we're going to have Nancy Wilson.
Cool. From Heart. Great voice. And on drums,
we're going to add Meg White from White Stripes.
Nice. Okay. Well, we do that on here. We do that
all the time. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. That threw
me way off. Yeah, she was a hell of a bass player.
I'm trying to, I know I know of her, but I'm
trying to picture. Well, if you watched any of
his live TV shows, he was the bass player. Okay,
I'll look it up later. I'll look it up. She was
his bass player. Okay, I can't. It's just one
of those things I can't place the face. But that's
cool. Right. All right. But, no, like when he
did his live shows, he would do rock songs. Like
he did one for Billy Joel, I forget which one.
Uh -huh. He was so good with it. You know what?
He could play anything. Yeah. That sounds like
a pretty good pick to me, and it's off the wall,
too. I really like that. Yeah, yeah. There's
my super group. All right. Thank you, Rob. My
super group, like I said, mine's mundane. I did
not reach out of the box. I would think that
these are all pretty easy to figure out, if you
know me. Richie Blackmore. I picked him over
Tony Iommi because Blackmore was so flexible,
music -wise. Whether it was Rainbow, whether
it was Deep Purple, whether it was Blackmore's
Night, the Celtic music. I just think that Richie
Blackmore had a way to write hits, a way to put
chords together that were familiar sounding.
that make great songs. Tony Iommi did too, but
I can kind of consider Richie Blackmore a little
bit more talented. I know that sounds crazy,
because Iommi wrote so... He was a little more
creative. Yes, yes. He was more technical. He
really concentrated on what he was doing. Yeah,
and I am... Yeah. I am this right here. Ozzy
said it the best. American guitarists play too
fast. And he's right. And they show off too much.
I love Zach Wild. I love Randy Rose. I love Jakey
Lee. I love all those guys. Nuno Betancourt.
All the virtuosos. Yngwie. All those guys. But
if you want to get down to a good sounding song,
I wouldn't hire them. I would hire Blackmore
or Iommi. So. I get exactly what you're saying.
Yeah, so I had to go with Richie Blackmore for
everything that I just said. My drummer, I think,
is pretty evident, too. That would be Neil Peart.
Yes. Neil Peart was such a unique drummer because
at first he was all technical, and then people
started talking to him, and he quit all that,
and he relearned the drums, and he started playing
emotional. He started playing... you know more
personal music and each one he was the best at
really interesting and i mean that a guy is that
talented that he could just all right everything
that i know and i'm just perfect at i'm just
gonna wipe that off just forget it and i'm gonna
act like i don't know how to play this instrument
that i play with the best of them and i'm gonna
relearn it and play it different but only i'm
not gonna just do that i'm gonna be the best
at that too think of how hard that would have
been But his last, he passed away, but his last
efforts in Rush, he was putting so much soul
into it. That's why I picked him. I really loved
his emotional drumming. He put so much soul and
heart into it. I think it's undeniably, it sets
a song. And that's what the backbeat. Is supposed
to do. It's setting a tone for the song. And
I think that nobody done it better. On percussion.
Than Neil Peart. Or however you say his name.
Depends on who you talk to. Alright. Bassist.
I had a tough time with this. I struggled with
this. I'm going to go Geddy Lee. Because I think
Geddy Lee, Richie Blackmore and Neil Peart. Would
be a better core of musicians. To make great
sounding music. I could have went with Steve
Harris, but I don't think that really matches
Blackmore's style. I'm loving how you're going
with it. I love how you're going with that. I
thought it was mundane, but you know what? I
love it. Now that I'm talking it out, it isn't.
It isn't. It's well thought of. No, that would
be, yeah, it would be powerful. Yeah, yeah. I
think at that core right there would put phenomenal
music out. So, all of them. Yeah, and I brought
Neil Peart. Back from the dead, yes. And then
the singer, and this is because this guy puts
his heart and soul, he always laid it out there.
Whether he sounded good or horrible, it didn't
matter. His emotion, his love, his whole being
was on that stage. And that's Robert Plant. And
not the one that sings with, what's her name?
Not the country stuff that he does now. I forgot
who he sings with. Oh, shit. What is her name?
Well, anyhow, I'm talking about the Robert Plant
that used to do the screams, you know, like a
lot of physical graffiti or something like that
when he was in his prime. And the reason I picked
him is because Robert Plant could set an emotion.
He could set a feeling. And he could sing the
song. Look how versatile he is. Now, Alison Krauss.
He does music with Alison Krauss. He fits that
perfectly. He'd done music with all different
kinds of musicians. The Honey Drippers, he did
Big Band Swing. Sounded great. He did Led Zeppelin.
Sounded great. Did solo stuff. Sounded great.
And all of them are completely different musics.
And every one of them he nailed because he's
so good. So to me, those four right there. Go
ahead, what? No, I just said right. Yeah. So
those four right there to me would be like, that
would be just, it can't ever happen, obviously.
But, man, it's something I could dream about.
So there's mine. You want to go to the Nipple
Yank, Ass Cheek Bite, and Nut Flick. And this
is playful. This is not mean. Playful, yes, playful.
Yeah, just, you know, ha -ha, bink. Yeah, I got
it pulled up. Let's do it. All right. Rob, we
turn to you. Okay, I'm going to start out my
ass cheek bite. I'm going to go with Tasmanian
Devil. Awesome. Good choice. I've been binge
-watching lately. Mm -hmm. Goes to John Goodman.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? The final
episode of The Conners is tomorrow night, I do
believe. Yes, yes. Yep. I've been binge -watching
The Conners. I hope they commit, like... Yeah,
the region. Mm -hmm. He's tall. He's old. You
know his nuts are sagging. They feel like they
could be sagging. Yeah. And also, he lost weight,
too. That probably makes his bag sag even more.
Oh, does he? You know what? I could see him doing
that. He seems like a... Cool. Yeah, there you
go. That sounds great to me. I love that. My
nipple yank, and this is going to be for an odd
reason. I don't know. I've got to get my nipple
yank. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. My nipple
yank goes to Lance Marset. Oh, my God. She's
already mad. I don't know what reaction I would
get because she's fine. Well, she'd write a song
about you. She'd write a very vicious song about
you. That'd be great. I think so, too. Yeah,
I mean, that'd be a claim to fame. Rob Rad is
the co -host of Two Douchebags Microphone. He's
known for Alanis Morissette, I Should Have Killed
You When You Nipple Yank Me, or something. Love
it. My Nipple Yank. is not because of obvious
reasons, because the dude is like a weird dude
and kind of a dick sometimes and all that, but
it's Axl Rose. And the reason is, is because
he used to have those hoops in his nipples. Yes,
yes. Yeah, I want to just go up there and go,
and see if it hurts. Because I'm sure he has
holes. I don't know if he does or not, but if
he does, he's going to get a little extra surprise.
I mean, and look, I'm the guy that yanked his
nipple ring out with a phone cord. Out at the
old Quick Trip in Belvedere, right off the highway
there, right off 155th in that little low -lying
area, remember? That's where we used to call
that phone all the time and fuck with people.
Okay. I was trying to be cool. I had my shirt
off show and then I had nipple rings in. Yes,
I did. Look how cool they are. And I was talking
to someone on the pay phone. Google it. And somehow,
you know how they were banded? It caught the
nipple ring. And when I slammed it down, screwing
with whoever, it ripped my nipple ring out. And
the nipple ring was lying on the ground with
a little piece of bloody flesh. It hurts. It
hurts so bad. I deserved it. I was a dumbass.
But my God, man, that thing hurts so bad. You
will not believe how bad a little chunk of nipple
coming off of your nipple hurts. I mean, I thought
I was going to cry and I couldn't sleep for a
couple of days. It hurts so bad. So anyhow. I
was a teenager, but I haven't worn one in many
years. I still have my holes, but I don't wear
them. Every now and then, I'll put one in. My
hole's still open. All right, cool. It's good
to have your holes open. That's for sure. Yeah,
always good. Yes, yes. Thank you, Rob. Thanks
for having your holes open. All right, the ass
cheek bite goes to Billy Crystal. Yeah, he just
needs one, doesn't he? Yeah. You know, he's over
there trying to be funny, yucking it up. I think
he might like it. You know, he'd probably like,
you know. Oh, no, my pants fell down. It sure
would be horrible if someone came by and bit
a chunk out of my ass. Oh, my gosh. Boy, I certainly
hope that doesn't happen. Oh, look, my pants
are falling down. Yeah, they're still falling
down. Oh, my bear butt is exposed. Oh, my gosh.
I'd see him doing that. Oh, was that a little
tongue? Ooh, hey, hey, hey. Someone's getting
crazy back there. Did you find the corn? All
right. Perfect, perfect. All right. The nut flick
goes to Tough Guy, Harrison Ford. Yeah, just
walk up there. There you go, bitch. Do something
about it. And then he'd probably kick my ass.
But it'll be fun until then. I think he'd be
shocked. I don't think he'd be expecting it.
You know, he might even go, you know, hey, come
here. I'm not mad. Come here. What's your name?
Mark? Let's go get a beer. I want to talk to
you why you decided to nutflick me. I'm Harrison
Ford. Yeah. Yeah, I can see him doing it. Yeah,
all of a sudden he gets the script writer or
something gives him a call. Not right now, I'm
busy. Click. Okay, Mark, so go ahead with your
story. Who was the first Nutflick you ever did?
I guess, yeah, anyhow. Yep. So, Rob, you got
something? Yeah, I do. All right, we will be
here waiting. Okay. A new bill moving to the
Florida Senate would give homeowners the right
to use reasonable force to take down drones infringing
on their right to privacy, directly conflicting
with federal aerospace regulations while raising
new legal questions regarding how far a person
can go to defend their home from surveillance.
Yeah, I just had to go there. Yeah, go on. Uh
-huh. stop a drone from infringing on their expectation
of privacy. No one wants to have a drone sitting
over their property filming what they do for
any number of reasons. Florida -based attorney
Raul Gastasi. Babelsnatch. Raul Babelsnatch.
Okay. No, I just think it's funny when you do
that. I had to read it real quick. I got it.
No, it's cool. I'm just fucking around, obviously.
This is the low flying ones. The ones that can
film you and everything. So how far can you go?
I mean, come on. I know where I would go. Yeah,
yeah, me too. I would shoot that little bitch
out of the air. Yes. You keep coming over my
yard. You know? Mm -hmm. No. Yeah, we have them
here, too. We have a drone that flies up. A lot
of people know about it. Is it for the lake,
or what is it? I don't know if it's Camden or
Camden County. I know they use them all over
down there. I know that they use... This terrain,
you pretty much have to use it, bro. Well, I
think they also use it for people that, you know,
could be drowning and stuff like that i also
know that to locate exactly yeah and well you
got a lot of hillsides and woods yeah there's
a lot of people out there in the middle of what
they can do yeah these are for the little private
little yes and i shoot out there i agree with
that 100 yeah shoot away Yes, and those ones
need to be taken out. And there should be a law
that if it's getting footage of you and it's
within clubbing distance, sucks to be you. You
need to club away. Don't you think it should
be a law? The way I look at it is if you're over
my property line, I should have the right to
fire a firearm over my property? Yeah. Yep. I'm
sorry you got in the way. I do think that there's
this product that interferes with the radio signal
and can make it drop. That's what somebody was
saying. If I'm wrong, forgive me, but I was thinking
that somebody said that they do have technology
like that now. Oh, I'm sure they do. Well, I
mean, it's like how they... Oh, yeah, a redneck
would shoot it down, you're right. Yeah. They
go, Jeb, go get the shotgun. Is that funny little
saucer thing flying around you? Yeah, it is.
Hang on, I'll be right back. So, yeah, it should
be a law that if it's, like, peaking on you,
then, you know, fair game. It was just like the
comedian that was talking about... No, that's
what Florida's trying to do. Oh, no, okay. Well,
you know, I agree with that 100%. What was I
going to say? Oh, the comedian. This was quite
a while ago, but Amazon was talking about delivering
stuff with drones. And a comedian said, oh, great.
Skeet shooting with prizes. Yeah. I was like,
yeah, that sounds good to me. Shoot it down.
Hey, what did we get? Hey, who wants some Tupperware?
So, all right. I've got one for you. Well, hey,
look, man, we got a door dash. That would be
funny. Hey, who wants some tater tots? All right.
Passengers, they freak out over how gross plane
seats are. As proven in the swab test, people
are saying I'll never fly again because of how
bad this turned out. You know, sure, flying by
the seat of your pants can be fun, but just how
filthy is that seat? Airplanes are notoriously
unsanitary, from the carpets to the overhead
bins and the windows to the walls. Germs abound.
Now a scientific swab test has unveiled the eye
-popping amount of grime there is where frequent
flyers plant their butts. Content creator on
TikTok known as The cleaning guy. Boy, I bet
he's entertaining. The footage featured the researcher
boarding a Southwest Airlines plane, collecting
surface samples of a seat's armrest, tray table,
window shade, and plane safety manual. After
carefully gathering the gunk -laced data, he
brought the swabs to a lab for testing, and the
results were disgusting, as you could imagine.
They're far worse than those of a previous experiment
he conducted on the seats at airport gates at
the actual airport, for which the analysts wiped
the sludge off of chairs at New York City's LaGuardia,
or LaGuardia, however you want to say it. Thankfully
for New Yorkers on the go, only a few skin bugs
showed up in the findings. It was positively
skin crawling when you go into the plane. She's
just wearing a long -sleeved shirt, said the
investigator, while holding up a grimy petri
dish filled with bacteria from airplane armrest.
He said on this swab that there's these things
called skin mites. And there are bugs. There
are fecal matter. There were traces of semen,
lice, and a whole slew of other things that you
don't want to get on your skin. Well, I mean,
there's nothing you can do about that, right?
I mean, a plane isn't going to let you come in
with a bottle of disinfectant and start spraying
the seat. So what I suggest you do is try not
to touch your clothing. Try not to touch anything
too much. And when you get to the airport, immediately
go wash your hands. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So. Anyhow,
that's what I got. We're going on 925. Do you
want to say some more or you want to cut it?
Yeah, I got one more. All right. I don't know
if you and Topher talked about it. No, go ahead.
Have you heard Alice? Yeah, his original band,
right? No, Topher and I are going to talk about
it tomorrow on The Music Creeps, but yes. No,
no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead and talk about
it. It's fine. Okay. and his original bandmates
are coming out with their first album in more
than 51 years. That is insane. And Alice Cooper
is saying it's like riding a bike. It sounds
pretty cool. The 14 -track album reunites Cooper
with guitarist Michael Bruce, bassist Dennis
Dunaway, and drummer Neil Smith. Guitarist Glenn
Buxton passed away in 1997 at the age of 49.
The album is dedicated to our brother, Glenn
Buxton. Oh, cool. So they're dedicating this
to Glenn. That's cool. And he's represented two
songs. What Happened to You is built from the
riff of an old demo. Wow. syndicated radio show
Alice's Addict featuring Robbie Krieger of The
Doors a friend sets a band late 60's days in
Los Angeles mhm so yeah see we're a podcast and
we missed it yeah Very cool. His new song is
the single Black Mamba. Okay. He's got a cool
name, man. Yeah, he sure does. Awesome, man.
Very cool. Thank you. That's pretty cool that
they're going to get together for another album.
I like that a lot. That's nice. Yes. Okay, cool.
Thank you, Rob. Well, is that about it, or you
got anything? I'm pretty much done. Yeah, that's
all I got for tonight. All right. I'll pick up
again tomorrow. Sounds good. Or how about Thursday
night? That would work better for me. Is that
okay? To be honest, that sounds beautiful. All
right. We'll, okay. It's a good night in between.
Yeah, because I've got podcasts due tomorrow.
Oh, go ahead. What now? Well, my news story.
Yeah, I need a little... I'm sorry. A lot of
my news is about Donald Trump. What he's doing.
Yeah. I don't care. I want the stupid shit. Yep.
Try Reddit. There's a bunch of different stuff
on there that people are really interested in.
And they talk... Oh, shit. My damn mic fell.
But I think I saved it. There's a bunch of shit
on there. There's different sources you can go
to to find unique stories. But you don't find
them on the regular news sources. You find them
on different ones. Like you can put in like crazy
weird happenings or something like that. Different
rituals. You know, there's stuff that you can
do to try to get different stories. That's cool.
Well, I mean, it is. I got Eagle Stop asking
me every morning, have you filled out your rewards
yet? No. It's probably going to take me like
a minute and a half to sit down and download
Eagle Stop rewards, you know. Is it like connected
to a Kroger store, the rewards? No, it's like
a gas station. Oh, no, I know, but I was thinking
because there was Eagle Mart, which was a gas
station there connected to Kroger Grocery. Okay,
Eagle Stop must be completely different. Yeah,
this is Eagle Stop. Yeah, it's big down here.
Okay. Okay, cool. All right. It's huge. Hampton's
got two. O'Shaughnessy Beach has got two. Actually,
they're rebuilding one right outside later. Oh,
okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Everybody, thank
you, Rob, and thank you, everybody, for listening.
Good night, assholes.