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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Strange,

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but true. In 1903, two unrelated men named Will

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This led to the adoption of fingerprint identification.

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Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation

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of change. You never wanted to be one of them.

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Apathy spoke for you. Fuck the man. Fuck the

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system. What the hell happened? The generation

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of angst? The generation of non -compliance?

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Is now buying a boat? You're really fed up to

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kill someone who dangled a dollar near you? Great

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job, Xers. Everything's ruined. Your mama's so

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fat, she makes Godzilla look like an etching

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figure. Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in

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time for brand new feature news nobody gives

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a shit about. A woman in California attempted

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to steal a truck in front of the CVS store. She

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jumped in the truck and tried to operate a manual

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transmission. She couldn't figure out how, so

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all she did was tie up traffic and get herself

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caught. Somewhere in the heavens, your great

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Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little

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Bebo is listening to this film. To Douchebag's

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microphone, I am in the Kansas City edition of

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this program, and my name is Mark. What the hell

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happened? How come you're not so beautiful now?

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I mean, every other time it's the beautiful Niangua

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arm of Lake of the Ozarks. So what happened?

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I don't know if anybody's read on the news or

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anything, but we had a tornado go through here

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earlier today. Well, I actually knew it. I saw

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it. And that was the first thing I said to you.

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I knew you knew. Well, we were wondering up here

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about the weather, too, because we were right

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on the edge of it. And they were like, you know,

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we don't think anything's going to happen, but

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it could. You know, it just depended on where

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that warm front was going to set camp. But we

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were lucky it set camp just to the south of us,

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but not so lucky for you guys. So you got the

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brunt of it. No, I was talking about the one

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to the north hit Columbia, Missouri. They thought

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it was going to hit Jeff City. Oh, that one would

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have been up around the Duke. Oh, you might ask

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the Duke about it because it was headed for Jeff

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City and then it took a turn to the north instead

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of more to the east. He's up in Ashland, which

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is like four or five miles south of Columbia.

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Oh, he was right in the path of it. Well, I think

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you need to talk to the Duke when we get off

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of here. I will. Well, it'll be too late. He

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has a new grandbaby, by the way. Oh, congratulations,

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the Duke. The Duke had a new grandbaby born this

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week. Cool. Very cool. Congratulations, Callie,

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my niece. Awesome. Awesome. Go ahead. And you

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see this massive tornado going across, literally

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back behind the building. Yeah, they were saying

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it was a pretty good -sized one. This tornado

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appeared to be tracking across the northern part

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of Ha Ha Tonka State Park. Wow, that's so close

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to you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, right. Yeah, that

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thing could have easily come over me. Yeah, wow.

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You know, this thrift store. Wow. Wow. Was it

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tense, or did you know what was going on when

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it was going on? No, actually, the sirens went

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off. I heard the sirens. I had my front door

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open. But then I called my daughter, and she

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was out by Honolulu Tonka at church this morning.

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And they drove through this, coming back home.

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I'm glad they made it okay, geez. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, they let the boys go home, get a sugar

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rush, and they all took naps. Yeah, I bet you're

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glad you're in a bunker. Oh, yeah, you're just

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like, hey, I'm in a bunker, let it run. He's

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still in the living room. Oh, right. That's cool.

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No, actually, the storm that we got later this

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afternoon ended up being worse. Yeah. Yeah, in

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front of the line of the storms, the squall line

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or whatever, if you will, where the actual front

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is, were supercells that were developing out

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in front of it. And that's what the tornado was

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spawned out of, from what I understand. I was

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watching Fox Weather Channel quite a bit and

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watching some of the information come across

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on it because I knew it was down there near you

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when I went online. I have this thing that informs

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me about inclement weather, and it said it was

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down in the Camden County area. And I said, oh,

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shit, Camden County is, yeah, Camden. Yeah. So

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we actually got tornado warnings over our phones.

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Yeah, you're supposed to. It's by rotation. But

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by the time this picture was taken, it was full

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-fledged. Yeah, there's different... All through

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the day, I've seen different pictures of it.

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And it actually, I guess, touched down in Osage

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Beach at one point from what I hear. I don't

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know. Yeah, it's nice up here, too. That's the

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way it always goes. Well, my friend... Wow. Well,

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we just got some thunderstorms. Okay. Wow. Well,

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I'm glad everything is good down there. You know,

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real quick, I got a story. I got a story about

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this. Like you said, everything was all nice

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and everything. My friend Dave, and he may listen.

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I think I saw a hit or two from Stockton, Missouri,

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where he lives. I used to work with him. I know

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him a long time. Really good guy. And he lived

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in Freeman, Missouri at the time. And his girlfriend,

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he was just dating her at the time, and she lived

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in New York City. She called him up and said,

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Dave, there's a tornado right on you. Take cover.

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What? It's sunny outside. And there was. It hit

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the oil tanks. Do you remember when that tornado

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hit the oil tanks back in the early 2000s? Yeah,

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I do. Yeah, I do. He lives just to the east of

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them, not even a mile to the east of them, on

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a gravel road. At the time he did. Now he lives

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in Stockton. He looks outside. Everything's clear.

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And he's like, I don't think so. Are you sure

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they said Freeman, Missouri? She said, yes. It

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went through Freeman, Missouri, and then he got

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out. He looked around. He saw the oil tanks all

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dented up. And he's like, you know what? You

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were correct. He didn't even know it. He had

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no idea there. You know, there aren't any sirens

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outside of town there because that's just outside

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of town. He couldn't you know, he couldn't hear

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him out there and out in the country. There's

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no sirens. I mean, so, yeah, that's kind of like

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the same thing. And I know a lot of other people

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like another friend of mine I worked at. He was

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in Pleasant Hill working another place when he

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was a lot younger. And it come by, and it took

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the top off a steel company. He said they're

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in there welding. He said all of a sudden, everything

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got real bright. They looked up, and they could

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see sunshine. The tornado took the roof off of

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that building while they were working. Honestly,

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honestly, that could happen where I work, because

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we work in what they call Tornado Alley. There's

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a stretch that cuts across. runs up just south

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of 54 highway kind of like they're known for

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run along like i -70 or 50 yeah they like i -44

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i -44 is a big hub for them they run off and

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it's weird a lot of tornadoes run off the sides

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of highways yes but which is where i live is

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54 well where i worked just a few years well

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about Mm -hmm. I remember that. Yeah. Wow. Well,

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I mean... Anyone that lives in the parts that

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get tornadoes regularly, like South Central Missouri

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does, tornadoes end up here, too. They take certain

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tracks. They repeat themselves. They like certain

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paths. It's like one of them carves a path and

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the rest of them follows it. And if you're in

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a path, you're probably certainly going to get

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another one. It's just a matter of time. And

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that's just the way they travel. Something has

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to do with... the contour of the land, a bunch

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of things, because tornadoes need to get their

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energy from not being broke up by mountains or

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hills. Right, right, right. Like you said, okay,

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I mentioned that tornado alley, what I call south

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of me, I don't know what the hell it is. You

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and I both know what it is. Compasses don't even

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know where they're at. Yeah, because the lake

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has got so much shoreline. Who the hell knows?

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But you also mentioned one to the north of me.

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Mm -hmm. Upper, like, Sunrise Beach, Versailles.

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That's another tornado alley. Yeah, one hit Columbia.

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One hit Columbia. That's what I was talking about.

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There's one to your south and one to the north.

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You didn't know about the north one, but I did.

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Okay, north was further up, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Columbia was... Okay. Everything you just mentioned,

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that tornado was like going through Versailles,

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that whole area in there and up towards Columbia.

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So, and that's where the Duke lives and we're

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certain that the Duke is okay. Yeah. Okay. Well,

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we hope he didn't get any damage or anything

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and everybody's intact and good. So we, you know,

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we love the Duke here. The Duke is our number

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one favorite person in the whole world to do

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specs. Actually, make sure they're okay. That

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would be a good idea. Yes. So, you know, this

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just reminds me of something, Rob. Okay. Did

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you ever have this happen as a child? Okay. Tornado

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warnings. And they tell you to get in the basement.

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I'm talking about your mom and dad, right? You

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get in the basement, and then they never do.

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We didn't have a basement. Oh. We didn't have

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a basement. Okay. Well, we did. All our childhood

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homes pretty much had basements. And my parents

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would go, get in the basement so i get in the

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basement and they would stay upstairs and i'm

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like like i kept going up there and peeking my

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head out and i and i go you guys want me a fucking

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orphan you want me to be an orphan is that it

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you know i'm like i'm down here how come you

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guys aren't down shut up get back in the basement

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yes we can look at this thing you can't you'll

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probably do something stupid like you'll go outside

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Yeah, that was it. I told you so, and that's

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it. You can't argue with that. Oh, no. You did

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not argue with that. If you did, you got your

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ass beat. Oh, I almost got my ass beat because

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I looked at my, and I didn't even mean to cuss.

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I was pretty young. I go, do you want me to be

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a fucking orphan? And they both turn around,

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you know, head snap. I'm like, oh, shit. I'll

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be in the basement if anyone needs me. Got back

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down there. So I have some bad news. You cannot

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record podcasts on cruise ships anymore. Oh,

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really? Yes. They're getting tired of people

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getting footage of things going on because most

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podcasts are videocasts now. People are going

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in there and they're getting secret footage of

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things that happens and stuff like that. So if

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they catch you podcasting, they kick you off

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at the next port. But in the meantime, you sit

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in their jail. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Update. I just

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got a text from the Duke. Yep. We had questionable

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weather, but no tornado. I think all the real

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bad stuff hit northeast of us. Okay, good. Good.

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Yeah. That's good to hear. Okay. Yeah, that's

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good to hear. Yeah. Back to the podcast. Okay.

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All right. I got a few things I want to go over

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here real quick. Hang on a minute. i dropped

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my glasses which is never good um okay uh ky102

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has a time capsule buried did you know that yes

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oh you did know that okay you're on their fan

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page right so you knew that okay at the boulevard

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drive -in evidently no one that used to work

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at ky knew about this but the the drive -in had

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a record of it and it's going to be open april

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26th I can't wait to see what's inside it. Can

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you? I mean, that's going to be something else.

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There's going to be like, I think it's from 1976.

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Is that what it said? Something like that? Was

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it that old? I thought. I thought I remembered.

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I think I remember listening. You're an invariant.

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I might have, you know, I can't say whether I

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did or not. Yeah, I know it's old. Well, of course

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it's old. Okay, I thought it said 19, I thought

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someone made the comment, yeah, it was from 1986.

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If I'm wrong, forgive me. 76, 76. Okay. 76. I

00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:24.940
thought you originally said 76. I think KY became

00:18:24.940 --> 00:18:32.119
in existence in 74, maybe. I thought. Yeah. Okay.

00:18:32.119 --> 00:18:34.710
I thought it was like 86. It might have been

00:18:34.710 --> 00:18:37.150
86 because I don't see two years after their

00:18:37.150 --> 00:18:40.430
startup in their existence, them going to a time

00:18:40.430 --> 00:18:43.549
capsule. So I bet you it was 86. Either way,

00:18:43.549 --> 00:18:45.690
it's going to be really neat to see the footage

00:18:45.690 --> 00:18:48.710
that's on there. Who was the DJs? There's so

00:18:48.710 --> 00:18:50.430
many of them that we forgot about, you know,

00:18:50.430 --> 00:18:54.720
I mean. So many of them went through there. Some

00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:57.079
of them ended up at the Fox. Some of them didn't.

00:18:57.079 --> 00:19:00.240
A lot of them retired, like Max. All those guys

00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:02.960
are retired. It's going to be interesting to

00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:04.960
see what was going on, what was the big cheese

00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:08.839
around town, what they were goofing on. There's

00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:10.680
always something around town. Remember Carol

00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:15.420
Coe, the old councilwoman that they used to fight

00:19:15.420 --> 00:19:19.500
with all the time? Yeah, you know, stuff like

00:19:19.500 --> 00:19:22.640
that was going on constantly. Oh, you know, they're

00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:24.500
doing stuff like, I don't know, like maybe a

00:19:24.500 --> 00:19:28.460
fish fry down at the Brush Creek, which is known

00:19:28.460 --> 00:19:30.480
here in Kansas City, as you would know, Rob,

00:19:30.500 --> 00:19:33.920
as Flush Creek. Because the houses over there

00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:39.440
in Mission Hills is grandfathered in. From what

00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:42.279
I understand, if it's correct, from what I understand,

00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:44.500
their sewage can go into there and there's nothing

00:19:44.500 --> 00:19:46.619
the city can do about it because it's grandfathered

00:19:46.619 --> 00:19:49.299
in. Whether that's true or not, that's what I

00:19:49.299 --> 00:19:52.019
understood. If I'm not right, forgive me. You

00:19:52.019 --> 00:19:54.339
heard the disclaimer at the first. We'll make

00:19:54.339 --> 00:19:56.359
shit up if it sounds good. So if it's wrong,

00:19:56.500 --> 00:20:01.779
I'm sorry. They did stuff like that. Went down

00:20:01.779 --> 00:20:03.519
there goofing on the plaza and stuff. It's going

00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:06.819
to be neat to see exactly what they were doing.

00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:09.619
Maybe some concert tickets they were giving away

00:20:09.619 --> 00:20:11.859
to Madonna. No, no, it wouldn't be Madonna. This

00:20:11.859 --> 00:20:15.900
is KY. What am I saying? That'd be in Q104. Oh,

00:20:15.940 --> 00:20:20.319
no, the REO. Try it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or one

00:20:20.319 --> 00:20:23.599
of the summer jams that they used to have. So

00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:27.420
anyhow, it's going to be really cool. And they

00:20:27.420 --> 00:20:30.380
said, you know, ticket stubs, concert posters,

00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:34.980
DJs and fans from many years of KY in existence.

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So that's going to be pretty cool. I can't wait

00:20:38.819 --> 00:20:40.980
for it. And we will have a full report on it,

00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:44.779
too, because we love KY. We wish they were still

00:20:44.779 --> 00:20:48.579
around. I still wish KCI was around. That was

00:20:48.579 --> 00:20:52.920
a great station, 1065 KCI. That was another good

00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:56.000
one. Yes, it was. Yeah, we had many really good

00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:58.579
stations. I forgot about that station. Did you?

00:20:58.700 --> 00:21:03.500
That's where Randy Miller originated. That is

00:21:03.500 --> 00:21:06.099
where Randy Miller came from. Yes, I remember

00:21:06.099 --> 00:21:08.079
hearing him on there, and that's when he did

00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:10.059
the Mission Hillbillies and all that stuff, all

00:21:10.059 --> 00:21:12.339
that. all that stuff that he pretty much started

00:21:12.339 --> 00:21:14.839
here in Kansas City. It was just, it was amazing

00:21:14.839 --> 00:21:18.640
radio. He would go, the Plaza Patrol, he would

00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:21.180
go goof on those guys. Remember, they drove around

00:21:21.180 --> 00:21:25.240
in bicycles and they're wannabe cops. And I mean,

00:21:25.259 --> 00:21:28.460
he was like, he was like an expert goofer. He

00:21:28.460 --> 00:21:31.240
could goof on anybody and get under their skin.

00:21:32.539 --> 00:21:34.960
Didn't he like send a bunch of bugs to the serial

00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:40.180
killer Bob Berdella or some shit like that? I

00:21:40.180 --> 00:21:42.539
think so. Yeah, it's like bugs for Bob because

00:21:42.539 --> 00:21:47.099
he was, if I remember correctly, I believe this...

00:21:47.099 --> 00:21:50.539
He did some wacky shit before he got on. Yeah,

00:21:50.539 --> 00:21:54.339
and he also got fired a lot, too. Because...

00:21:54.339 --> 00:21:58.559
Before he got on, he did pretty good on 104 Country.

00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:01.740
Yeah, yeah. He did pretty good on everywhere

00:22:01.740 --> 00:22:03.480
that he went. I think he went up to Minneapolis.

00:22:04.490 --> 00:22:07.210
And I don't know if Kansas City gave more money

00:22:07.210 --> 00:22:09.329
or they just didn't think it was funny because

00:22:09.329 --> 00:22:12.400
quite often other... Other markets, you know,

00:22:12.420 --> 00:22:14.380
they're like, oh, that's not funny. And us here

00:22:14.380 --> 00:22:16.160
in Kansas City are laughing our ass off. You

00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:19.019
know, markets are weird. You know, some of them,

00:22:19.019 --> 00:22:22.759
there's like big Bob and Tom hubs. They came

00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:24.500
here to Kansas City and did nothing. They're

00:22:24.500 --> 00:22:27.140
off within a month and a half. You know, it's

00:22:27.140 --> 00:22:29.740
just different types of humor for different areas.

00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:32.720
But I believe he did that Bugs for Bridella because

00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:35.319
Bob Bridella, the serial killer that did horrible

00:22:35.319 --> 00:22:39.289
things to men. Like electrified their genitals.

00:22:39.390 --> 00:22:41.789
All different kinds of stuff. Hung them upside

00:22:41.789 --> 00:22:45.309
down. I'm not joking on this. I wish I was. No,

00:22:45.549 --> 00:22:49.109
he's not. I remember this. Yeah, he did all this

00:22:49.109 --> 00:22:52.910
horrible shit to people. And he was complaining

00:22:52.910 --> 00:22:54.990
when he went to prison. He was complaining about

00:22:54.990 --> 00:22:58.130
bugs. And I believe it was Randy Miller that

00:22:58.130 --> 00:23:01.509
had bugs for Berdella. I believe it was him.

00:23:01.589 --> 00:23:05.569
Yes, yes, it was. It was Randy Miller that had

00:23:05.569 --> 00:23:10.700
bugs for Berdella. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If not,

00:23:10.859 --> 00:23:13.680
I don't think, I don't think man cow was working

00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:17.400
for him quite yet, but if it was, if it was him,

00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:19.980
then I apologize. It was him, but I believe there's

00:23:19.980 --> 00:23:24.059
some death threats sent out from prison. Another

00:23:24.059 --> 00:23:27.500
thing he did remember when he told him he got

00:23:27.500 --> 00:23:29.740
on the air and he said that a deer hunting was

00:23:29.740 --> 00:23:31.799
going to be allowed at KCI because there's so

00:23:31.799 --> 00:23:33.920
many deer, they needed to call the herd. All

00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:38.569
these hunters show up at the airport. These are

00:23:38.569 --> 00:23:40.410
some classic moments, but none of them will be

00:23:40.410 --> 00:23:43.670
on KY because Randy Miller, he never worked for

00:23:43.670 --> 00:23:50.710
KY. Max Tana and Moffat and Dick and Jay. What

00:23:50.710 --> 00:23:54.029
was the other one? Rob and Tom and Rob or something

00:23:54.029 --> 00:23:56.210
like that. I don't know. In between there. They

00:23:56.210 --> 00:24:01.650
had some. Yeah. Yeah. Anyhow, it's going to be

00:24:01.650 --> 00:24:04.930
really cool. Can't wait to see that. And we will

00:24:04.930 --> 00:24:08.250
give a full report. But in other news, a burglar

00:24:08.250 --> 00:24:11.670
in Massachusetts gave himself syphilis and several

00:24:11.670 --> 00:24:14.289
forms of herpes after inhaling five grams of

00:24:14.289 --> 00:24:22.349
dried semen that he mistook for meth. That is

00:24:22.349 --> 00:24:26.630
not a good way to... We might as well call the

00:24:26.630 --> 00:24:29.990
show right now because I cannot stop that. It's

00:24:29.990 --> 00:24:34.269
done. It's done. He got STDDs the non -fun way.

00:24:34.670 --> 00:24:42.150
What a fucking idiot. And also, you know, I spoke

00:24:42.150 --> 00:24:44.450
about tinnitus quite a bit. I think anyone that's

00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:47.890
listened to this thing often would know that

00:24:47.890 --> 00:24:49.869
I have tinnitus, which is ringing in my ears.

00:24:49.930 --> 00:24:55.890
I know that is such a funny story. Oh, hey, that's

00:24:55.890 --> 00:25:03.250
got to be meth. Look. He gave himself. syphilis

00:25:03.250 --> 00:25:09.390
and several forms of herpes. If I was the judge,

00:25:09.430 --> 00:25:11.490
I'd say, you're not... Get out of here. Okay.

00:25:12.130 --> 00:25:14.069
I have a tinnitus update. I don't know how we're

00:25:14.069 --> 00:25:16.250
going to carry on. Shit. I know. I keep that.

00:25:16.690 --> 00:25:19.529
When I was printing that off, I was fucking laughing.

00:25:19.589 --> 00:25:25.690
I couldn't stop. I'm like, what a dipshit. How

00:25:25.690 --> 00:25:28.390
can a judge sentence him anymore? A judge would

00:25:28.390 --> 00:25:32.170
be like, you know what? You're gonna end up killing

00:25:32.170 --> 00:25:34.190
yourself because you're too stupid. So just go

00:25:34.190 --> 00:25:38.470
do it go do it go do the Darwin go get out of

00:25:38.470 --> 00:25:49.410
here Yeah, okay Yeah, just go yeah, you're gonna

00:25:49.410 --> 00:25:51.450
do something you're gonna try to fucking bite

00:25:51.450 --> 00:25:53.970
off a car offender while it's driving or something

00:25:53.970 --> 00:25:57.710
You're just too stupid to live obviously Darwinism

00:25:57.710 --> 00:25:59.910
will take over and it's just going to be the

00:25:59.910 --> 00:26:01.849
natural selection. You were too dumb to live.

00:26:01.910 --> 00:26:04.089
You were the slow gazelle, whatever you want

00:26:04.089 --> 00:26:06.509
to count it to. But that guy is too dumb to live.

00:26:06.630 --> 00:26:08.950
And if I was a judge, I'd say, go live. You're

00:26:08.950 --> 00:26:13.650
going to kill yourself somehow. So I have a tinnitus

00:26:13.650 --> 00:26:21.509
update. I finished my six week run. Okay, I got

00:26:21.509 --> 00:26:23.170
to get that whole thing off of my mind there

00:26:23.170 --> 00:26:28.470
because that just fucking kills me. Okay, I finished

00:26:28.470 --> 00:26:32.289
my six -week run. The treatment was turn on a

00:26:32.289 --> 00:26:35.690
fan, then turn on an FM. It had to be an FM transmitter.

00:26:35.750 --> 00:26:38.750
I believe that the tone is lower. And tune into

00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:41.670
static. Once a week, you turn down your volume

00:26:41.670 --> 00:26:45.710
slightly for six weeks. Is the ringing still

00:26:45.710 --> 00:26:50.109
there? Yes. But it works on a different level

00:26:50.109 --> 00:26:54.750
than what I was thinking. The ear ringing, it's

00:26:54.750 --> 00:26:57.920
still there. It's the same volume. The difference

00:26:57.920 --> 00:27:00.660
is you've taught yourself to not hear the noise

00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:05.160
unless you think about it. Does that make any

00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:10.420
kind of sense at all? Yes, it does. Okay. I didn't

00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:11.799
know if that was something you had to live through

00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:13.519
to know or if that's something you could catch

00:27:13.519 --> 00:27:17.670
on to. yeah you have to think about and go oh

00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:19.210
yeah my ears are ringing but other than that

00:27:19.210 --> 00:27:21.910
i don't think about it i see what i see what

00:27:21.910 --> 00:27:24.750
it works now i think your mind concentrates on

00:27:24.750 --> 00:27:28.109
this other noise and it gets used to okay this

00:27:28.109 --> 00:27:30.650
noise is there but you don't notice it because

00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:32.609
there's this other noise going on it's something

00:27:32.609 --> 00:27:36.670
subliminal like that obviously but um you know

00:27:36.670 --> 00:27:41.500
it it worked but the ear ringing's not gone But

00:27:41.500 --> 00:27:44.460
if I don't think about it, I don't notice it

00:27:44.460 --> 00:27:48.160
anymore. So, yeah, I guess it did work. And it

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:50.619
just doesn't take away the ringing. I'm still

00:27:50.619 --> 00:27:54.140
holding out for my Vionic eardrums. They've got

00:27:54.140 --> 00:27:57.859
to be coming, don't they? Actually, I think they

00:27:57.859 --> 00:28:01.079
do have them. Didn't Roger Daltrey get them?

00:28:01.740 --> 00:28:05.579
Or one of the... Shit. I'll have to look that

00:28:05.579 --> 00:28:08.220
up. But I believe one of the rockers from...

00:28:08.460 --> 00:28:10.700
a longtime rocker, got him quite a few years

00:28:10.700 --> 00:28:13.720
ago, Bionic Eardrums. Could have been Pete Townsend.

00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:15.680
I think it might have been Pete Townsend got

00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:24.220
him. You remember anything about that? No. Oh,

00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:27.059
go ahead. Oh, shit. I don't know. I've got a

00:28:27.059 --> 00:28:31.980
story about Roger Daltrey. Yeah, yeah. And his

00:28:31.980 --> 00:28:35.119
hearing. Yeah, yeah. You know where I'm going

00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:42.690
with that. Yeah, I do. I think it was too. I'll

00:28:42.690 --> 00:28:45.650
look it up a little bit later. I will look it

00:28:45.650 --> 00:28:47.230
up when you're doing one of your stories when

00:28:47.230 --> 00:28:49.250
I have a minute. But I think it was Pete Towns

00:28:49.250 --> 00:28:51.789
that I really do. I think he got bionic eardrums.

00:28:52.009 --> 00:28:54.569
So evidently they're out there. I just probably

00:28:54.569 --> 00:28:56.490
don't have enough money to cover it. I'm pretty

00:28:56.490 --> 00:28:59.069
sure my insurance is... Oh, that would explain

00:28:59.069 --> 00:29:04.670
my story. Oh, by the way, this is the only podcast

00:29:04.670 --> 00:29:08.109
with fair tariff. We have a fair tariff policy

00:29:08.109 --> 00:29:11.609
here. Just an FYI, we trade our podcasts with

00:29:11.609 --> 00:29:13.789
countries that only promote a fair trade balance.

00:29:14.250 --> 00:29:17.289
Isn't that right, Rob? Rob does all the searching,

00:29:17.430 --> 00:29:21.049
and he does all the negotiating and the buying

00:29:21.049 --> 00:29:25.470
and all that. And anyhow, when we get done, Rob

00:29:25.470 --> 00:29:27.910
makes sure that we have an even playing field.

00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:33.190
So thank you, Rob. So when we buy our pencil

00:29:33.190 --> 00:29:36.450
shavings from Indonesia, and then they buy Rob's

00:29:36.450 --> 00:29:40.400
toenail clippings. We don't know why, but neither

00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.000
one of them have tax on them because we have...

00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:50.019
Oh, geez. Well, you know what? Do you have any

00:29:50.019 --> 00:29:52.200
clippings or are you waiting for them to grow

00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:59.839
back? Oh, geez. You know what? I'll send Indonesia

00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:07.480
an email. Okay, I could get some of my Italians.

00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:10.980
I'm going to start up my own company here. There

00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:15.259
we go. I mean, I hear they can make great things

00:30:15.259 --> 00:30:20.460
out of them. Yeah. Yeah, all right. That's murdering.

00:30:22.859 --> 00:30:27.579
True, true. I heard they make bionic ears. Jeffy

00:30:27.579 --> 00:30:31.279
X, he'll find out. I hear they make bionic eardrums

00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:35.220
out of toenail clippings. Isn't that true? Cool.

00:30:35.289 --> 00:30:37.809
Yeah, all right. I don't know. All right, I've

00:30:37.809 --> 00:30:39.670
been dealing with my dentist. I just sell them.

00:30:40.089 --> 00:30:44.210
Oh, go ahead. I just sell them. Okay. I don't

00:30:44.210 --> 00:30:45.529
know what they do with them. You're like one

00:30:45.529 --> 00:30:47.450
of those chicks that sells their hair. They have

00:30:47.450 --> 00:30:49.150
no idea what they do with them, but they sell

00:30:49.150 --> 00:30:54.849
it. Yeah. Okay, all right. You're just the sharecropper,

00:30:54.930 --> 00:30:57.130
right? You grow the crop, and then you set them

00:30:57.130 --> 00:31:00.960
up. Okay. I've been dealing with my dentist a

00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.039
lot lately. The last couple of years, they have

00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.339
had this answering service. And they answer the

00:31:07.339 --> 00:31:10.180
phones at peak times instead of them. Okay, so

00:31:10.180 --> 00:31:13.000
like they're really busy. And it'll ring like,

00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:15.039
I don't know, five times and go to hold. Ring

00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.779
five times, go to hold. And then the third time

00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:21.079
it rings five times, it goes to the answering

00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:23.339
machine so you don't have to wait anymore. So

00:31:23.339 --> 00:31:26.420
I noticed the hold music was always Leonard Skinner,

00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:31.640
Tuesday's Gone With The Wind. It's like they

00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.839
only have one song on their hold. I've called

00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.900
this place many times. And this is the answer

00:31:35.900 --> 00:31:39.559
machine that works for my dentist. So the last

00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:42.200
time, last week when I had to call to change

00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:44.440
my appointment because of my vacation coming

00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.539
up Friday, I had to switch my days off to accommodate

00:31:47.539 --> 00:31:50.319
it. And one of them was on the days I was supposed

00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:53.039
to go in there. And I talked to the lady. I said,

00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:55.200
you know, I said, do you know that you guys run

00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:58.759
the same song constantly? And she goes, no. I

00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.099
know nothing about the hold music. I said, yeah,

00:32:01.099 --> 00:32:02.859
it's Leonard Skinner, Tuesday's Gone With The

00:32:02.859 --> 00:32:04.940
Wind. And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:32:04.980 --> 00:32:06.480
that's a pretty good song. And then I go, yeah.

00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.019
I go, after I get done setting my appointment,

00:32:09.700 --> 00:32:12.059
yeah, I do too. I had her send me back to hold

00:32:12.059 --> 00:32:13.619
so I could hear the rest of it, and she did.

00:32:16.059 --> 00:32:44.390
Pretty nice of her. Right. The very first ad

00:32:44.390 --> 00:32:46.730
that appeared on the email page is a Groupon

00:32:46.730 --> 00:32:50.029
tour of Miami Beach Millionaire Row from a luxury

00:32:50.029 --> 00:32:53.869
catamaran, if I could talk, and a tour of Miami's

00:32:53.869 --> 00:32:56.269
incredible skyline. Yeah, I never knew about

00:32:56.269 --> 00:32:58.190
this. Many times I've been down there for cruises

00:32:58.190 --> 00:33:02.170
or just whatever. I never knew about this. So

00:33:02.170 --> 00:33:08.789
our new email to douchebags at mail .com, the

00:33:08.789 --> 00:33:12.420
very first advertisement. they sent me to was

00:33:12.420 --> 00:33:15.039
this Miami tour that I'd never known anything

00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:17.819
about as a Groupon of them. I was like, oh my

00:33:17.819 --> 00:33:20.859
God, this email service is fantastic because,

00:33:20.980 --> 00:33:25.539
you know, like Hotmail is trying to like sell

00:33:25.539 --> 00:33:28.619
me, upgrade the service for 10 bucks a month.

00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:34.460
And then, oh, Yahoo is, you know, trying to sell

00:33:34.460 --> 00:33:37.720
me, I don't know, jewelry or some shit. Mail

00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:39.839
.com came in right in and they figured out what

00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.089
I liked. And they sent me that. And I was like,

00:33:42.150 --> 00:33:46.049
wow, that's pretty impressive. You know, I just

00:33:46.049 --> 00:33:47.589
set it up, and then all of a sudden it figures

00:33:47.589 --> 00:33:50.009
out. Either that or, I don't know, man, they

00:33:50.009 --> 00:33:52.009
spy on me a little too much maybe. I don't know.

00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:55.390
But I was like, wow, that's cool. They hit it

00:33:55.390 --> 00:33:58.509
right there. I was like, cool. And let's see.

00:33:59.009 --> 00:34:01.890
Last Wednesday, and finally, Rob, you saw this,

00:34:01.890 --> 00:34:05.390
and I sent you a link on it. Last Wednesday was

00:34:05.390 --> 00:34:09.559
April 16, 2025. It was National Pathway Day,

00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:12.679
National Calendar Day, National Bean Counter

00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.960
Day, National Healthcare Decisions Day, National

00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:20.219
Orchid Day, National Banana Day, National Wear

00:34:20.219 --> 00:34:23.179
Your Own PJs to Work Day, and newly appointed

00:34:23.179 --> 00:34:27.960
National Dueling Dinosaurs Day. So, I mean, number

00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:29.460
one, don't you think there should be a limit

00:34:29.460 --> 00:34:33.360
on all the days they could have? I mean... You

00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:37.199
didn't mention the day I read. Well... this is

00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:42.840
still pending um i i applied in the name of two

00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:45.820
douchebags and microphone for national crappy

00:34:45.820 --> 00:34:51.119
podcast day and the criteria is okay it wanted

00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:53.159
an emblem so i came up with that emblem right

00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.739
yes i sent you the emblem national crappy podcast

00:34:55.739 --> 00:35:00.289
day okay they wanted to know why And what you're

00:35:00.289 --> 00:35:02.650
supposed to do to celebrate it that day. So I

00:35:02.650 --> 00:35:05.449
said, why is there's a bunch of struggling podcasters

00:35:05.449 --> 00:35:08.530
out there and they're all crappy and they all

00:35:08.530 --> 00:35:10.829
would like their stuff observed. And I said,

00:35:10.869 --> 00:35:14.369
the national day of podcasting is simply you

00:35:14.369 --> 00:35:17.690
take that day to find horrible podcasts and listen

00:35:17.690 --> 00:35:20.309
to them all day to salute all the hardworking

00:35:20.309 --> 00:35:23.309
men and women of America or the world coming

00:35:23.309 --> 00:35:25.570
up with these crappy podcasts. Isn't that great?

00:35:27.050 --> 00:35:34.969
Yeah, people like us. So it is... No, unfortunately,

00:35:35.590 --> 00:35:37.829
it goes through a process, but I don't know why

00:35:37.829 --> 00:35:43.650
we couldn't make it. I mean... No, no, no, I

00:35:43.650 --> 00:35:48.670
sent... Oh, well. Okay. Okay, the national, how

00:35:48.670 --> 00:35:51.030
you apply for it. Okay, I mean, they have national

00:35:51.030 --> 00:35:56.320
dueling dinosaur days, for God's sakes. crappy

00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.480
podcast should be a winner yeah that should be

00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:01.659
a no -brainer going right through but it takes

00:36:01.659 --> 00:36:03.360
you know they have so many of them i'm sure it's

00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:05.500
going to take a while so i'm waiting for the

00:36:05.500 --> 00:36:10.320
response back so and this is a criteria for applying

00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:13.039
for a national day You have to go to the National

00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.860
Day website. You can Google it. Fill out a lengthy

00:36:15.860 --> 00:36:18.159
form. I mean, it's a long form. You have to make

00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:20.780
a logo, which I did. And you have to submit it

00:36:20.780 --> 00:36:23.460
on whose behalf. Explain why you would like this

00:36:23.460 --> 00:36:27.519
day and how one should celebrate the day. So,

00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:33.960
we will see if it works. I hope so. Yeah. So,

00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:36.300
Rob, that's all I'm going to go into for right

00:36:36.300 --> 00:36:38.019
now. I have some other shit, but that's what

00:36:38.019 --> 00:36:43.940
it is. It's shit, so go ahead. on this story

00:36:43.940 --> 00:36:46.719
all week, and you and I kind of touched on it

00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:53.900
just a minute ago. Yeah. Well, I'm just going

00:36:53.900 --> 00:36:56.900
to read this story I pulled up. Okay. Who had

00:36:56.900 --> 00:37:00.559
reversed course and rehired longtime drummer

00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.659
Zach Starkey days after firing him following

00:37:04.659 --> 00:37:07.840
a round of concerts at London's Royal Albert

00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:46.760
Hall? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. And their drummer for

00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:50.000
nearly three decades over apparent issues with

00:37:50.000 --> 00:37:52.679
the drumming that occurred during the band's

00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:56.360
concerts at Royal Albert Hall, Starkey subsequently

00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:59.900
confirmed the news in a statement to Rolling

00:37:59.900 --> 00:38:03.360
Stone saying he was surprised and saddened by

00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:07.440
the band's decision. In his lengthy statement,

00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:10.039
Townsend provided a behind -the -scenes account

00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:13.719
of what led to Starkey's initial ouster. and

00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:18.980
why the band ultimately changed its mind. Roger

00:38:18.980 --> 00:38:23.860
and I would like Zach to tighten up his latest

00:38:23.860 --> 00:38:27.119
evolved drumming style and accommodate our non

00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:31.039
-orchestral lineup, and he has readily agreed,

00:38:31.380 --> 00:38:35.360
Townsend noted. I take responsibility for some

00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:51.079
of the confusion. completely from having complete

00:38:51.079 --> 00:38:55.420
knee replacement. Why did I ever think I could

00:38:55.420 --> 00:39:02.780
land on my knees? Wrong. No, it was, I guess

00:39:02.780 --> 00:39:06.440
it was a communication. It was actually Roger

00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:11.079
Daltrey started this. I'm going to go into the

00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:14.480
stories I've followed all week. I'm just going

00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:18.920
to combine everything. Well, yeah, yeah, I mean,

00:39:18.920 --> 00:39:22.280
well, go ahead. What happened was they were playing

00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:26.980
a concert and Roger Daltrey started complaining.

00:40:04.710 --> 00:40:11.929
Yeah. Roger Daltrey's, what, 81? Yeah, I think

00:40:11.929 --> 00:40:16.750
81 is what I read. Yeah, it is very sharp. Yeah,

00:40:16.809 --> 00:40:20.489
and also he's going blind. So, I mean, Father

00:40:20.489 --> 00:40:23.510
Time is... Well, yeah, I read that story a week

00:40:23.510 --> 00:40:29.789
or two ago about he, in an interview, he mentioned

00:40:29.789 --> 00:40:33.989
that he's becoming... Yeah, that's right. He

00:40:33.989 --> 00:40:37.389
did say that. I forgot. That's a dumb. Yeah,

00:40:37.389 --> 00:40:42.469
yep. Yeah. Well, he's going deaf to blind. That

00:40:42.469 --> 00:40:44.750
deaf dumb, was it fat kid? He just needs to know.

00:40:45.750 --> 00:40:49.690
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool, but I'm

00:40:49.690 --> 00:40:51.909
glad that Ringo Starr's son is back in the band

00:40:51.909 --> 00:40:53.809
and all that, because it sounds, like you said,

00:40:53.989 --> 00:40:57.650
it was an unfortunate turn of events. He was

00:40:57.650 --> 00:41:01.250
a really good fit in with them, I think. Yeah.

00:41:01.269 --> 00:41:06.530
I like him. Yeah, yeah. And I have no idea who

00:41:06.530 --> 00:41:09.489
the bassist is. John Etwistle, he passed away

00:41:09.489 --> 00:41:12.550
doing a bunch of cocaine with hookers, which

00:41:12.550 --> 00:41:16.369
I salute him. He passed away being a rock star.

00:41:17.250 --> 00:41:23.190
Yeah. So, anyhow, I don't know. I just don't

00:41:23.190 --> 00:41:24.929
know that much about the band anymore. I know

00:41:24.929 --> 00:41:27.030
Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend, and that was

00:41:27.030 --> 00:41:35.000
about it. Oh, go ahead. Let's go to break. Okay.

00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:38.519
We're over. Yeah. Well over. Yeah, well over.

00:41:38.619 --> 00:41:43.340
And when we come back, I'll have the answer to

00:41:43.340 --> 00:41:46.679
who Space Player is. Okay. Then I have some emails.

00:41:46.940 --> 00:41:51.079
Sound good? Sounds good. That's the plan. We'll

00:41:51.079 --> 00:42:01.139
be back. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Why

00:42:01.139 --> 00:42:04.860
can't I just buy a can of thin paint? Why do

00:42:04.860 --> 00:42:09.380
I always have to go buy paint thinner? I may

00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:17.800
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license picture makes me look older. I'm calling

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studio in the beautiful Aguilar Arm of Wakerdilton.

00:45:41.789 --> 00:45:47.670
Thank you, Rob. Even after a tornado. Yeah. You

00:45:47.670 --> 00:46:17.110
have the answer? Okay, so they had someone in

00:46:17.110 --> 00:46:21.610
between, I guess. Okay, all right. Thank you,

00:46:21.610 --> 00:46:23.869
Rob. Well, like I said, we have some emails.

00:46:24.110 --> 00:46:28.150
Are you ready for them? Yes. All right. You know,

00:46:28.250 --> 00:46:31.369
it's my favorite. We can't beat them. I mean,

00:46:31.409 --> 00:46:33.429
these guys are, like I said, they should have

00:46:33.429 --> 00:46:36.090
their own podcast. They are good. All right.

00:46:36.210 --> 00:46:38.769
What the fuck is this Babble Touch thing about,

00:46:38.929 --> 00:46:43.710
Jeremy? It's not Babble... Snatch. Yes. Babble

00:46:43.710 --> 00:46:46.639
Touch. I listen to every one of our podcasts.

00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:49.239
It does not sound like Babble Touch. I don't

00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.480
know where he got that from. Okay, Touch, Snatch.

00:46:53.619 --> 00:46:56.519
You know what? He probably just got it. Okay.

00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:58.579
All right, Jeremy, I'm sorry. It doesn't say

00:46:58.579 --> 00:47:01.639
where you're from. No, it's Babble Snatch, and

00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:05.199
it came from the Babble Snatch gum story. And

00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:07.300
I'm not going to go into that again. I've told

00:47:07.300 --> 00:47:11.880
it enough times. I got to find the original one

00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:14.320
and then just like repurpose it and put it into

00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:17.599
some of these, some of these podcasts. Yeah.

00:47:17.739 --> 00:47:20.820
Make a promo out of it or something. Yeah. So

00:47:20.820 --> 00:47:24.739
it was about the Babble Snatch story. So whenever

00:47:24.739 --> 00:47:27.480
we can't pronounce something, which is often,

00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:31.500
we don't claim to be that smart book -wise. So

00:47:31.500 --> 00:47:35.340
we say Babble Snatch instead. So if it's like

00:47:35.340 --> 00:47:38.239
some long name. Like the name that Fudo said

00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:42.280
that I did the other day. It is Babble Snatch.

00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.719
So we just go, yeah, yeah, yeah, Babble Snatch.

00:47:44.739 --> 00:47:46.360
Or if it's a name you can't pronounce, I know

00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:48.300
it's French or something, you go Babble Snatch.

00:47:48.420 --> 00:47:51.539
That's all that is. It's a substitute name, and

00:47:51.539 --> 00:47:54.420
the people that heard it, know it, and the people

00:47:54.420 --> 00:47:57.239
that don't are going, what's Babble Touch? So,

00:47:57.239 --> 00:48:00.920
all right, Jeremy. And if you're not worried

00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:06.400
about that name, look up the article. Yeah. Yeah,

00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:11.019
that's right. Simple. Simple. Let's see if you

00:48:11.019 --> 00:48:17.260
can pronounce it. Yeah. All right. Four musicians

00:48:17.260 --> 00:48:22.139
in a super group. And this is, of course, Ronnie

00:48:22.139 --> 00:48:26.659
and Tulsa, the Tulsa King. And I texted you about

00:48:26.659 --> 00:48:28.920
that earlier. Yeah, yeah. We'll do ours next

00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.980
week. That's fine. He just sent me this. will

00:48:31.980 --> 00:48:35.019
be Tuesday night. This is Easter Sunday night.

00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:37.320
Yeah, we've been busy. Oh, yeah, this is Easter,

00:48:37.380 --> 00:48:39.199
so happy Easter, everybody, even though when

00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:43.960
you hear it, it will not be Easter. So, all right.

00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:48.400
Oh, and also, I've been saying Tulsa King. He

00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:52.760
reminded me. It's Ronnie and Tulsa, the Tulsa

00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:56.440
King. Tulsa King. Yeah. Okay, I guess I've just

00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.679
been saying Tulsa King. So, all right. Oh, yeah,

00:48:59.739 --> 00:49:04.380
we could, sure. Okay, no, it's the... Yeah, we

00:49:04.380 --> 00:49:06.380
got to get it right. He's joking around, but

00:49:06.380 --> 00:49:08.500
we're still going to honor it. So, all right.

00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.639
His super group is John Lennon. Of course, we

00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:13.840
know he's a huge Beatle buff. I kind of figured

00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:16.420
John Lennon would be in there because John Lennon's

00:49:16.420 --> 00:49:20.079
like his idol. Jeff Lynn, which I think is a

00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:24.159
great pick. Yeah, yeah. A little ELO action there.

00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:28.619
The brain, the master behind ELO. He'd have to

00:49:28.619 --> 00:49:34.079
come back. would be good. Jeff Lynn's alive.

00:49:34.820 --> 00:49:36.619
He just finished his last tour. I thought he

00:49:36.619 --> 00:49:39.460
passed away. No, he finished his last tour last

00:49:39.460 --> 00:49:42.320
year. They're coming by St. Louis. Yeah, they

00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:45.820
were down here at Ozark Amphitheater last year.

00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:49.440
Yeah. And I thought, okay, maybe I heard wrong.

00:49:49.659 --> 00:49:56.699
I hope not. Maybe he had just retired after that.

00:49:56.800 --> 00:49:59.369
I believe it. Okay, I don't think he passed away,

00:49:59.550 --> 00:50:02.110
but no, I wanted to see him once, just once,

00:50:02.269 --> 00:50:04.489
but I could not pull off the trip to St. Louis.

00:50:04.630 --> 00:50:06.789
I could not. There was no way. I didn't have

00:50:06.789 --> 00:50:10.289
vacation time, all this stuff, so. I should have

00:50:10.289 --> 00:50:13.829
seen him here, but I didn't. Oh, man, and I didn't

00:50:13.829 --> 00:50:15.730
know he was coming there. That would have been

00:50:15.730 --> 00:50:19.329
an even easier drive, but it doesn't matter,

00:50:19.389 --> 00:50:21.469
and I don't know if it was on a day I could get

00:50:21.469 --> 00:50:24.550
there. Who knows? Okay, so John Lennon, Jeff

00:50:24.550 --> 00:50:30.449
Lynn, Ginger Baker. Good pick. Good pick. Ginger,

00:50:30.570 --> 00:50:35.630
really interesting drummer. Really different.

00:50:37.170 --> 00:50:40.349
I believe, isn't he like a jazz style kind of?

00:50:40.369 --> 00:50:42.190
I mean, I know he's in Cream and stuff like that,

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:44.510
but okay. Anyhow, Ginger Baker, great, great

00:50:44.510 --> 00:50:50.289
pick. And then the great Billy Sheehan. Oh, damn.

00:50:50.769 --> 00:50:53.670
Yeah. Billy Sheehan, bassist extraordinaire.

00:50:53.849 --> 00:51:01.230
Great guy. Great guy. Yes. Yeah. So, and he wants

00:51:01.230 --> 00:51:03.989
us, but first we're going to do the super group.

00:51:04.170 --> 00:51:06.349
And then after that, or we can do them both on

00:51:06.349 --> 00:51:08.010
the next one. You just text me if we're going

00:51:08.010 --> 00:51:11.510
to do both of them. List the top, your top seven

00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:19.710
favorite barbecue sauces of all time. Okay. So,

00:51:19.710 --> 00:51:23.210
and I haven't even started working on that yet

00:51:23.210 --> 00:51:29.659
either. So we're even. So. All right. We'll see

00:51:29.659 --> 00:51:33.019
when that one comes out. I think I already...

00:51:33.019 --> 00:51:37.900
We'll see. Okay. I think that one's pretty easy

00:51:37.900 --> 00:51:40.599
for me. I know my best, my favorites, and I know

00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:42.440
the ones that are okay and the ones that are

00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:48.239
horrible. So, anyhow. All right. Hey, guys. I'm

00:51:48.239 --> 00:51:50.320
over here in Gun City passing out Fuckhammer

00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:54.320
flyers. I get backstage passes for passing them

00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:58.369
out. Mitch, president and CEO of Buckhammer Band

00:51:58.369 --> 00:52:06.170
of North America slash Division 3. Mitch. Mitch

00:52:06.170 --> 00:52:10.670
is a true fan. We owe you a check. We owe you

00:52:10.670 --> 00:52:15.949
a check. Gosh. I may have to make him a Batsuit.

00:52:16.750 --> 00:52:20.309
Mitch, you got a Batsuit coming up. Maybe, yeah.

00:52:20.710 --> 00:52:25.230
Yeah. Let's plan Christmas. There we go. Yeah.

00:52:28.510 --> 00:52:30.769
Let's see. Let's go over that again. Mitch, president

00:52:30.769 --> 00:52:34.269
and CEO of Fuckhammer Band of North America slash

00:52:34.269 --> 00:52:39.570
Division 3. He is a man of the world. And Gun

00:52:39.570 --> 00:52:41.650
City is pretty easy. Pass him out there. What

00:52:41.650 --> 00:52:44.090
is it? One house? And a burned down church and

00:52:44.090 --> 00:52:49.309
a burned down bar? Mitch, thank you for going

00:52:49.309 --> 00:52:53.670
to extreme depths to get more fans for Fuckhammer.

00:52:55.630 --> 00:52:58.989
And if you don't know, it's on one of the podcasts,

00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.730
and it's not that long ago. So it was a trick

00:53:01.730 --> 00:53:04.289
that I played on a lot of people in Westport.

00:53:05.050 --> 00:53:09.650
Because Trip Hammer was a band that I couldn't

00:53:09.650 --> 00:53:12.230
stand that was playing everywhere. And so I came

00:53:12.230 --> 00:53:13.869
up with a band that sounded like them called

00:53:13.869 --> 00:53:17.070
Fuck Hammer that didn't exist. And I got Legs

00:53:17.070 --> 00:53:19.829
Diamond. I was reminded of was the name of the

00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:22.570
ugly glam metal band from like the early eighties.

00:53:22.630 --> 00:53:24.750
They were just disgusting looking and he had

00:53:24.750 --> 00:53:26.949
all this makeup on. And I mean, they look like

00:53:26.949 --> 00:53:30.869
horrible looking like bad drag Queens. And I

00:53:30.869 --> 00:53:33.349
put their face on it and I called him fuck hammer.

00:53:33.449 --> 00:53:35.650
I passed him all around Westport and people are

00:53:35.650 --> 00:53:37.389
trying to go to this concert because of the way

00:53:37.389 --> 00:53:40.530
they looked. But of course it never worked. It

00:53:40.530 --> 00:53:44.250
never was true. So, all right. Hey guys, how

00:53:44.250 --> 00:53:46.760
about a fucked up word of the week? Kind of that

00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:49.639
one word that meant fear of long words. Just

00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:56.260
a thought. Barkley in South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:56.860 --> 00:53:59.000
You know what? I kind of like that. And I kind

00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:01.880
of got an idea. I'll tell you outside the podcast.

00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:05.440
I kind of got an idea on how to do it, too. I

00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:07.480
think I know how to give a little edge to it.

00:54:08.320 --> 00:54:14.059
And I like that idea. All right. Thank you, Barkley.

00:54:14.980 --> 00:54:18.860
Yeah. All right. Barkley, thank you. South Carolina,

00:54:18.980 --> 00:54:20.579
I don't know where, but thank you for listening.

00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:22.980
You're an awesome person, whoever you are. I

00:54:22.980 --> 00:54:25.679
don't know your male, female, Barkley. Is that

00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:27.739
a male or a female name, or is that a last name?

00:54:27.780 --> 00:54:31.800
I'll bet you it's a last name. Oh, well. I don't

00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:35.039
know, but I have a niece in South Carolina. Oh,

00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:38.440
is that you? Are you Barkley? Are you undercover?

00:54:38.940 --> 00:54:43.800
No. Okay, no. Okay. She'd give her name straight

00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:48.710
up. Okay. Rob's niece. Okay. All right. Well,

00:54:48.710 --> 00:54:52.389
Barkley, thank you. And if you run into Rob's

00:54:52.389 --> 00:54:56.369
niece, tell her hello, right? Yep. All right.

00:54:57.090 --> 00:54:59.929
Rob, you ever think of wearing a top hat like

00:54:59.929 --> 00:55:02.570
Abe Lincoln or Slash? Becky in Fort Collins.

00:55:03.190 --> 00:55:05.130
Fort Collins would probably be Colorado, and

00:55:05.130 --> 00:55:06.889
that is home of New Belgium Brewery. I've been

00:55:06.889 --> 00:55:08.630
there. I love that place. It's beautiful land,

00:55:08.710 --> 00:55:14.119
beautiful country there. Rob? She's had to look

00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:17.460
at the picture. She's had to look at a picture

00:55:17.460 --> 00:55:20.699
of me because I do have a mustache and a goatee.

00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:24.480
Oh, that's why. I was wondering. Okay. She's

00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:27.300
had to look at a picture to know that. Okay.

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:29.780
I'm just calling her out on that one. Sorry.

00:55:30.059 --> 00:55:32.460
Becky, have you been creeping on Rob? Is that

00:55:32.460 --> 00:55:34.400
what's going on? You've been creeping on Rob,

00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:38.039
huh? Well, get in line. They all creep on Rob.

00:55:46.570 --> 00:55:51.949
in a microphone t -shirt and the famous what

00:55:51.949 --> 00:55:57.349
is it mark duck blind studio no oh what am i

00:55:57.349 --> 00:56:00.090
wearing underneath down below oh oh yeah yeah

00:56:00.090 --> 00:56:05.309
the famous loincloth yes yes tonight is easter

00:56:05.309 --> 00:56:08.690
i'm in the two douchebags t -shirt and the loincloth

00:56:08.690 --> 00:56:12.309
okay yeah uh rob are you gonna wear the loincloth

00:56:12.309 --> 00:56:19.639
and the top hat Okay. We're going to go around

00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:21.340
some thrift stores, and we're going to find him

00:56:21.340 --> 00:56:23.039
a top hat, and he's going to wear that and the

00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:26.639
loincloth and two douchebags and microphone t

00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:32.000
-shirt. Becky, thank you. Fort Collins, Colorado,

00:56:32.260 --> 00:56:34.159
beautiful place. You ever get a chance to visit

00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:40.780
it, do it. New Belgium Brewery is gorgeous. It's

00:56:40.780 --> 00:56:43.619
half inside, half outside. They have a huge playground.

00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:46.820
It's a huge playground of beer drinking out there.

00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:49.500
You just have to go there and see it, like large

00:56:49.500 --> 00:56:58.539
chairs, outdoor tilting, recliners, let's see,

00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:02.179
Jenga, life -size Jenga, all this stuff. It's

00:57:02.179 --> 00:57:06.239
just a cool place. That would be cool. Oh, it

00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:09.800
is. I got pictures of it somewhere, but anyhow.

00:57:10.139 --> 00:57:13.760
All right. Mark, should I get a tattoo on my

00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:19.449
forearm that says Mudda? Vincent and KCK. No.

00:57:19.769 --> 00:57:22.090
No. Get one on your forehead or you're a pussy.

00:57:25.929 --> 00:57:30.170
Vincent, get one on your forehead or you're a

00:57:30.170 --> 00:57:33.329
little girl. No. Fuck that forearm shit. No.

00:57:33.369 --> 00:57:36.429
On your forehead and send pics to prove it. Otherwise,

00:57:36.570 --> 00:57:45.269
it didn't happen. Next one. Has that fireplace

00:57:45.269 --> 00:57:48.269
been destroyed yet? Asking for a friend. Phil

00:57:48.269 --> 00:57:51.489
in Cass County. It hasn't been. I haven't been

00:57:51.489 --> 00:57:55.190
by it in so long. Not that I know of. Not that

00:57:55.190 --> 00:57:57.449
I know of either. I mean, it is right next to

00:57:57.449 --> 00:57:59.789
the jail. It's right next to the Justice Center.

00:57:59.949 --> 00:58:02.090
Yeah, see, that's what scares everybody right

00:58:02.090 --> 00:58:06.670
there. It's after jail. So, yeah. I'm sure many

00:58:06.670 --> 00:58:08.449
people went there with that intent, and then

00:58:08.449 --> 00:58:11.099
they saw, you know, probably... A couple of cameras

00:58:11.099 --> 00:58:13.260
and stuff are in the jail right behind them.

00:58:13.300 --> 00:58:15.420
They're like, you know what? I guess it's going

00:58:15.420 --> 00:58:18.460
to stay another day. So, yeah, it's kind of protected.

00:58:18.719 --> 00:58:21.159
That's why they put it there. Yeah, they knew

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:22.199
that everyone else would tear that thing. They

00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:26.599
knew nobody would touch it. Yep. So I'm guessing

00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:30.119
it's going to stay there until something else.

00:58:30.380 --> 00:58:35.900
So, all right. Maybe an earthquake. Who knows?

00:58:36.059 --> 00:58:40.059
All right. I'm sending you an article about podcast

00:58:40.059 --> 00:58:42.960
popularity. Also, the incredible numbers that

00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:45.239
it generates. I thought you would like to know.

00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:51.300
Rodney Delmar Estates. Delmar Estates. Okay.

00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:54.380
Well, wherever that is, thank you, Rodney. Housing

00:58:54.380 --> 00:58:58.199
edition. I guess. I don't know. I guess it's

00:58:58.199 --> 00:59:00.820
a housing edition. Rodney, thank you. I did.

00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:04.639
It took a couple of days, but I did get it. I

00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:08.300
got it yesterday, actually. And I, um, to be

00:59:08.300 --> 00:59:10.239
honest, I read the article already, but thank

00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:12.619
you. I appreciate your interest in it. And yeah,

00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:17.059
I know podcasts are it. People download a bunch

00:59:17.059 --> 00:59:19.800
of them. They go on trips, they go back and forth

00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.440
to work. Um, that's how come a lot of live radio

00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:25.500
is dying off is because people find exactly what

00:59:25.500 --> 00:59:28.119
they like. Like if you like sick, demented humor,

00:59:28.260 --> 00:59:32.880
you probably turn tune into us. So, um, yeah,

00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:39.739
yeah. the new old technology of the future. So,

00:59:39.739 --> 00:59:45.039
and thank you, Rodney. Appreciate it. Rob, we

00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:51.719
turn to you. All right. The King of the Hill

00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:55.019
revival has been in the works for quite some

00:59:55.019 --> 01:00:00.500
time. Didn't Boomhammer die? Yeah, King of the

01:00:00.500 --> 01:00:03.500
Hill. Yeah, Boomhammer died though, right? The

01:00:03.500 --> 01:00:06.039
guy that done Boomhauer? You reported it, I believe.

01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:10.739
Was it Boomhauer? No, I think it was... Dale?

01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:14.900
I can't remember his name. I don't know who.

01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:22.340
I think it was Batmobile. Oh, well. One of them

01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:24.360
died. I'm looking at a picture of the four of

01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:26.280
them standing next to the fence holding a beer

01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:32.019
and talking. I can't remember his name. I think

01:00:32.019 --> 01:00:35.619
it was... What was the guy, the fat one? Yeah,

01:00:35.940 --> 01:00:40.860
the fat bald dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, let's

01:00:40.860 --> 01:00:43.300
see. I think he was... Anyway. Go ahead with

01:00:43.300 --> 01:00:44.760
the article. I'm going to try to look it up.

01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:53.059
If I'm going to be able to see Hank, Peggy, Bobby,

01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:55.860
and the rest of the citizens in Arlen, Texas,

01:00:56.099 --> 01:01:32.619
return to Hulu. Bill! Bill! Very cool. The new

01:01:32.619 --> 01:01:36.159
batch of episodes will represent the first original

01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:41.320
King of the Hill content aired since 2009. While

01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:44.400
a specific release date hasn't been confirmed,

01:01:44.940 --> 01:01:49.519
our fans won't be waiting long to see the Hills

01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:55.559
make their grand comeback. Nice. Bill is who

01:01:55.559 --> 01:02:00.940
we was thinking of. Bill. Yeah, I looked it up.

01:02:00.940 --> 01:02:03.119
It's Bill. They had a picture of him as Bill.

01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:24.500
That's going to be cool. Probably so. Cool. Very,

01:02:24.619 --> 01:02:27.780
very cool. I'm waiting for it then. And what's

01:02:27.780 --> 01:02:33.099
it on, Netflix? Oh, Hulu. Okay. All right. Thank

01:02:33.099 --> 01:02:41.099
you. All right. Thank you, Rob. Appreciate that.

01:02:41.239 --> 01:02:44.760
And I can't wait for that. Yeah, I love King

01:02:44.760 --> 01:02:48.159
of Hill. Yeah, I do, too. I mean, I watch about

01:02:48.159 --> 01:02:50.159
every family guy there is. I've been tired of

01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:52.380
The Simpsons forever. I needed a new, fresh one.

01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:55.719
Well, if it's new episodes, Beavis and Butthead's

01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:59.860
reboot was good. And especially when he's showing

01:02:59.860 --> 01:03:06.420
them older. It was really good. But anyhow, King

01:03:06.420 --> 01:03:09.380
of the Hill should be great. All right. The hottest

01:03:09.380 --> 01:03:12.440
new reality TV drama is a live stream of migrating

01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.639
Arctic moose. And millions are tuning in from

01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:20.099
all over the world. Not kidding you. A majestic

01:03:20.099 --> 01:03:22.719
herd of moose is captivating millions across

01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:26.119
the globe thanks to Sweden's non... no, not now,

01:03:26.139 --> 01:03:29.639
now iconic live stream, The Great Moose Migration.

01:03:30.119 --> 01:03:33.519
Dubbed reality TV at its finest, the sublime

01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:36.579
broadcast returned April 15th, a full week early

01:03:36.579 --> 01:03:39.420
after an unusually warm spring, jump -started

01:03:39.420 --> 01:03:42.139
the annual inland trek of the country's largest

01:03:42.139 --> 01:03:46.199
land mammals. The show, locally known as Dinstora

01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:49.960
Gardinia, whatever the hell that means, has been

01:03:49.960 --> 01:03:51.639
described, oh, wait a minute, babble snatch,

01:03:51.940 --> 01:03:56.590
been described as hypnotic, meditative, and even

01:03:56.590 --> 01:03:59.510
a little addictive. With more than 30 cameras

01:03:59.510 --> 01:04:01.909
capturing uninterrupted footage of wild moose

01:04:01.909 --> 01:04:04.969
crossings, rivers, and snow -dusted forests,

01:04:05.230 --> 01:04:08.090
the 24 -7 stream offers viewers all the drama

01:04:08.090 --> 01:04:12.389
of the great outdoors at a glacial pace. So that's

01:04:12.389 --> 01:04:16.769
cool. I mean, wouldn't it be cool to sneak in

01:04:16.769 --> 01:04:20.070
there and maybe put some moose pheromones on

01:04:20.070 --> 01:04:22.809
the camera? And then the moose would come up

01:04:22.809 --> 01:04:25.429
and try to fuck the camera? All you see is moose

01:04:25.429 --> 01:04:28.090
penis and balls. Wouldn't that be funny? People

01:04:28.090 --> 01:04:30.409
are watching it. Yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden

01:04:30.409 --> 01:04:32.869
the moose is like, come running over there trying

01:04:32.869 --> 01:04:37.550
to hump the camera. I mean, if you put the pheromones

01:04:37.550 --> 01:04:39.730
on it, you know, like they do to deer, which

01:04:39.730 --> 01:04:43.050
I am really against. You know, the deer thinks

01:04:43.050 --> 01:04:44.969
it's going to get some ass instead it gets killed.

01:04:45.449 --> 01:04:48.170
But yeah, yeah. Put a little moose pheromone

01:04:48.170 --> 01:04:49.769
on there and then the moose will come over there

01:04:49.769 --> 01:04:52.210
and try to bang it. I think that's great. Yeah.

01:04:52.590 --> 01:04:55.420
Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. You talk about reality

01:04:55.420 --> 01:05:00.619
TV. Now, stay tuned for the next, you know, this

01:05:00.619 --> 01:05:05.699
show would come on, the store of Babble Snatch.

01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:09.000
And then it'd be, stay tuned for Moose Fucking.

01:05:10.699 --> 01:05:15.519
Yeah. Yeah, that's it. The world would watch.

01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:19.760
All right, let's take our second break. And we'll

01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:21.539
come right back with something Rob wants to talk

01:05:21.539 --> 01:05:25.300
about. Me? I'm a simple man. I talk about moose

01:05:25.300 --> 01:05:30.119
penis. What were you saying? That sounds good.

01:05:30.420 --> 01:05:35.699
All right. We will be right back. Next up, things

01:05:35.699 --> 01:05:40.980
overheard in hell. Gary Glitter has been named

01:05:40.980 --> 01:05:51.300
the lead singer in the boys' choir of hell. Rob

01:05:51.300 --> 01:05:55.719
consumed small doses of radiation for 30 years.

01:05:56.079 --> 01:06:01.219
Rob is immune to radiation. Watch him glow. Watch

01:06:01.219 --> 01:06:05.260
Rob Red jump up 25 feet and grab birds out of

01:06:05.260 --> 01:06:09.579
thin air with his mouth. With his mouth. Rob

01:06:09.579 --> 01:06:12.420
can now be a mentor for children's parties and

01:06:12.420 --> 01:06:16.269
bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent

01:06:16.269 --> 01:06:19.690
you a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent

01:06:19.690 --> 01:06:25.170
Rob for a day. A day. A day. Watch Rob consume

01:06:25.170 --> 01:06:28.909
seven bottles a night and still break dance and

01:06:28.909 --> 01:06:33.170
moonwalk. Watch Rob Red. Fart down a building.

01:06:33.510 --> 01:06:38.210
Fart down a building. Rob Red assumes no responsibility

01:06:38.210 --> 01:06:40.550
whatsoever. He is not a babysitter and he doesn't

01:06:40.550 --> 01:06:42.329
give one house a shit about your children. Please

01:06:42.329 --> 01:06:44.550
remember to corral every little bastard you have.

01:07:00.059 --> 01:07:03.019
Everybody knows Mark is a fucking idiot. But

01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:04.679
Mark would like to take this moment to remind

01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:07.340
you, you're listening to this fucking idiot.

01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:11.360
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags

01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:14.190
and a microphone. It's been proven in laboratory

01:07:14.190 --> 01:07:17.909
rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

01:07:21.070 --> 01:07:23.449
Introducing Rob Rad's new book, How to Track

01:07:23.449 --> 01:07:26.409
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01:07:26.409 --> 01:07:29.469
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01:07:31.730 --> 01:07:34.750
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01:07:34.750 --> 01:07:37.349
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01:07:37.349 --> 01:07:42.920
Food. Have you ever wondered where something

01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:45.159
came from? Have you ever looked at something

01:07:45.159 --> 01:07:47.300
and said, Hey, I wonder what the origin of that

01:07:47.300 --> 01:07:50.960
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:56.579
The Origin Of. This is the story of Dr. Pepper.

01:07:57.119 --> 01:07:59.519
Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore

01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:02.079
in Waco, Texas, the drink's unique flavor was

01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:06.059
a hit when it was first sold in 1885. Wade Morrison,

01:08:06.239 --> 01:08:09.099
the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after

01:08:09.099 --> 01:08:12.460
Dr. Charles Pepper. a Virginia doctor who the

01:08:12.460 --> 01:08:15.940
father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love

01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:18.720
with. You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum

01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:22.140
and still purchase the original formula with

01:08:22.140 --> 01:08:25.640
pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar.

01:08:26.039 --> 01:08:28.560
It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

01:08:35.609 --> 01:08:38.130
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:08:38.270 --> 01:08:40.550
Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

01:08:40.550 --> 01:08:44.210
Tape Recorder anymore. You might ask why Harambe

01:08:44.210 --> 01:08:46.649
never listens to our original show, Two Dipshits

01:08:46.649 --> 01:08:48.909
and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder.

01:08:49.449 --> 01:08:52.909
Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly

01:08:52.909 --> 01:08:54.850
murdered because some idiot did not watch her

01:08:54.850 --> 01:08:57.829
child properly while looking on her phone. Sadly,

01:08:57.970 --> 01:08:59.949
Harambe does not listen to our original show,

01:09:00.069 --> 01:09:02.210
Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

01:09:02.210 --> 01:09:06.689
Tape Recorder or any other show. Sorry, Harambe.

01:09:07.350 --> 01:09:11.069
Yes, it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's

01:09:11.069 --> 01:09:13.670
also true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen.

01:09:14.170 --> 01:09:17.289
But Mark would like to tell you, if you see any

01:09:17.289 --> 01:09:21.050
pictures of him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously

01:09:21.050 --> 01:09:23.449
fake, and you're to take the pictures and tear

01:09:23.449 --> 01:09:35.399
them up immediately. The microphone, I'm Mark,

01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:37.880
and this is the legend behind the National Crappy

01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:41.239
Podcast Day, operating here from the South Kansas

01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:48.460
City Metroplex chapter. And I am Rob from the

01:09:48.460 --> 01:09:53.380
recovering angler arm of Lake Edition. Yes, if

01:09:53.380 --> 01:09:54.920
you heard the first part, you know why they're

01:09:54.920 --> 01:10:02.899
recovering. Nader. What? Oh, Nader. Nader. Nader.

01:10:03.680 --> 01:10:08.859
Yep, nadir come down. It destroyed 30 miles of

01:10:08.859 --> 01:10:13.100
buildings, tore up the dam, and now the dam's

01:10:13.100 --> 01:10:14.859
compromised, and it's getting ready to flood

01:10:14.859 --> 01:10:18.239
everybody that's below the hill. It's horrible.

01:10:18.420 --> 01:10:22.600
Just horrible. Not really. Go ahead, Rob. Seriously,

01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:27.319
it's not that bad. No. No. Luckily, it doesn't

01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:28.939
sound like there's much damage, and it doesn't

01:10:28.939 --> 01:10:34.020
sound like anybody was hurt. So. From what I've

01:10:34.020 --> 01:10:36.199
heard so far. Yeah, from what I've heard so far,

01:10:36.220 --> 01:10:38.060
too. And the dam was not hit, and it was not

01:10:38.060 --> 01:10:43.380
compromised. No, we still have a lake. Yes. Now,

01:10:43.380 --> 01:10:46.479
is that, to be honest, is that dam ever not blown?

01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:50.140
Oh, shit. Bagnell Dam? This whole area would

01:10:50.140 --> 01:10:53.399
be, yeah, we'd go under. Nobody would come here.

01:10:53.699 --> 01:10:55.859
We would starve. There would be nothing here.

01:10:56.420 --> 01:11:04.779
Yeah. Yeah, it would be wiped away. So, okay,

01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:08.939
Rob. Okay, yes. We all of a sudden, we both just

01:11:08.939 --> 01:11:10.859
quit talking there. I think we realized that,

01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:18.500
like, we got really dark. Rob, go ahead. Anyhow,

01:11:18.500 --> 01:11:24.640
go ahead. Yes. I'm going to have to move your

01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:26.659
Bluetooth. It's going to sound a little bit different

01:11:26.659 --> 01:11:28.920
probably, but it's about ready to die because

01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:34.170
I forgot to charge it up. So, Rob, go ahead and

01:11:34.170 --> 01:11:36.090
start with something you want to talk about.

01:11:36.149 --> 01:11:38.229
I'm going to try to get this here thing charged

01:11:38.229 --> 01:11:41.710
up a little bit so it doesn't die on us. All

01:11:41.710 --> 01:11:48.810
right. There we go. Wildlife piracy sounds a

01:11:48.810 --> 01:11:51.890
lot cooler than it is. It's a serious crime,

01:11:52.229 --> 01:11:55.970
a reality to Belgian teenagers who are facing

01:11:55.970 --> 01:12:04.039
firsthand after trying to traffic by. hmm lorne

01:12:04.039 --> 01:12:10.859
david and babble snatch you tonight i'm not even

01:12:10.859 --> 01:12:14.800
sappy something i'm not even trying rob it works

01:12:14.800 --> 01:12:16.979
great you say babble snatch and it's funnier

01:12:16.979 --> 01:12:31.500
than hell i love the way we're doing this Mm

01:12:31.500 --> 01:13:15.149
-hmm. Uh -huh. service called it what it is,

01:13:15.149 --> 01:13:18.750
that to trafficking. It's not just elephants

01:13:18.750 --> 01:13:22.710
and rhinos anymore these days. Even insects are

01:13:22.710 --> 01:13:25.210
getting black marketed along with high -value

01:13:25.210 --> 01:13:31.010
food products like Asian cheese. As it wasn't

01:13:31.010 --> 01:13:35.710
obvious, though, that these kids were not just

01:13:35.710 --> 01:13:39.529
collecting ants to hobby on the same day. In

01:13:39.529 --> 01:13:42.409
the same courtroom, two other guys were also

01:13:42.409 --> 01:13:49.909
charged with attempting to smuggle ants. A couple

01:13:49.909 --> 01:13:55.890
of Vietnamese guys. They had like 400 ants. They

01:13:55.890 --> 01:14:00.409
were trying to smuggle them out of Nairobi. Oh,

01:14:00.409 --> 01:14:29.270
yeah. Wow. Shillings. That's interesting. Okay.

01:14:31.289 --> 01:14:41.170
I thought shillings might have also been a British

01:14:41.170 --> 01:14:45.520
coin also. But anyhow, wow. Okay. Huh. Yeah,

01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:49.279
they all cut them off. Okay. Wow, seven grand.

01:14:50.539 --> 01:14:52.520
Well, I'm glad they caught them because, I mean,

01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:54.859
you know, this is how, like, Asian carps came

01:14:54.859 --> 01:14:57.560
around and destroyed all our eco -life. You know,

01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:00.640
they brought over algae eaters, and then people

01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:03.079
started flushing down the stool. They got in

01:15:03.079 --> 01:15:05.039
the sewer systems. They adapted, and now they

01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:09.420
chew up everything in our ecosystems and lakes

01:15:09.420 --> 01:15:12.420
and rivers, and they're horrible. and they're

01:15:12.420 --> 01:15:14.119
hard to kill, they're hard to get rid of, they

01:15:14.119 --> 01:15:16.819
don't have any natural predators, and the ants

01:15:16.819 --> 01:15:18.699
would probably end up like that too, wouldn't

01:15:18.699 --> 01:15:24.680
they? Yeah. Well, thank you, Rob. You're welcome.

01:15:24.979 --> 01:15:29.260
All right. There's a guy that he discovered a

01:15:29.260 --> 01:15:33.159
torture dungeon of hidden rooms and passages

01:15:33.159 --> 01:15:37.119
underneath his house. Now, we know Rob doesn't

01:15:37.119 --> 01:15:39.260
have that because Rob has a bunker and he has

01:15:39.260 --> 01:15:42.220
passageways that goes underneath. How far down

01:15:42.220 --> 01:15:46.300
under the earth are these passageways, Rob? Oh,

01:15:46.319 --> 01:15:49.479
at least three stories. Yeah, yeah. And then

01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:53.920
you have, what, a living room? You have an entertainment

01:15:53.920 --> 01:15:56.859
center? Oh, no, I have a... Yeah, I have a...

01:15:56.859 --> 01:16:00.579
Oh, down there? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's fully set

01:16:00.579 --> 01:16:08.539
up. Yep. And... He has a really good sex room.

01:16:08.699 --> 01:16:10.600
It's just that you've got to bring out food.

01:16:10.939 --> 01:16:14.359
Yeah, yeah, yep. And he has a really good sex

01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:18.300
room there, too. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard about

01:16:18.300 --> 01:16:23.340
it. Ball gags, everything. All right. A guy discovered

01:16:23.340 --> 01:16:28.300
a torture dungeon and hidden rooms and passages

01:16:28.300 --> 01:16:33.100
underneath his house. Was it the Chamber of Secrets?

01:16:33.159 --> 01:16:36.000
A homeowner was floored after detailing how he

01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:39.060
discovered an Indiana Jones -esque labyrinth

01:16:39.060 --> 01:16:41.960
of hidden chambers and tunnels underneath his

01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:45.079
home. He found a network of tunnels and rooms

01:16:45.079 --> 01:16:47.779
underneath my house, the gobsmacked fellow wrote

01:16:47.779 --> 01:16:50.039
in a viral Reddit post alongside screenshots

01:16:50.039 --> 01:16:53.659
of his spine -tingling fine. The photos depict

01:16:53.659 --> 01:16:56.340
stairs leading down into a basement, various

01:16:56.340 --> 01:16:59.399
dark passageways, a maze -like area with multiple

01:16:59.399 --> 01:17:02.960
doorways. Also shown are some very macabre -like

01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:06.819
quarters, including a dingy cell -like room with

01:17:06.819 --> 01:17:09.600
a grate on the floor and a shaft of light poking

01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:11.859
through the ceiling. A grate on the floor, Rob.

01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:18.659
Another chamber features exposed piping and single

01:17:18.659 --> 01:17:22.739
LED light illuminating the symbolic, shambolic

01:17:22.739 --> 01:17:26.439
surroundings. The tunnels just keep going, exclaimed

01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:29.140
the Redditor. or the guy that was on Reddit,

01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:32.239
who estimated there were five rooms in total,

01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:35.640
some of which featured running water while others

01:17:35.640 --> 01:17:39.239
had power. The purpose of these subterranean

01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:42.100
chambers is unclear, but he pointed out there

01:17:42.100 --> 01:17:44.779
were many stained blankets with perhaps blood

01:17:44.779 --> 01:17:50.779
in many of these chamber rooms. This isn't the

01:17:50.779 --> 01:17:53.539
first time that someone has discovered passageways

01:17:53.539 --> 01:17:55.840
like this underneath their home. So evidently

01:17:55.840 --> 01:17:58.340
there are some weird fucking people out there.

01:17:58.479 --> 01:18:00.939
And when they leave their houses, they leave

01:18:00.939 --> 01:18:04.460
these things intact, I guess. In 2023, a woman

01:18:04.460 --> 01:18:07.699
sent shivers down the internet's collective spine

01:18:07.699 --> 01:18:11.020
after unloading a video of a creepy hidden room

01:18:11.020 --> 01:18:13.720
behind her basement cupboard, which had children's

01:18:13.720 --> 01:18:17.619
handprints on the walls and locked from the inside.

01:18:22.990 --> 01:18:26.390
That's children's handprints on the walls. And

01:18:26.390 --> 01:18:28.930
it was locked from the inside. This hidden chamber

01:18:28.930 --> 01:18:36.069
in 2023. A woman found it. Yeah. Yeah. Creepy

01:18:36.069 --> 01:18:40.050
as hell. What it was for. Oh, shit. What? Oh,

01:18:40.090 --> 01:18:42.050
damn it. My old mic. I just kicked the shit.

01:18:42.149 --> 01:18:45.689
I just kicked the shit out of it. I got a new

01:18:45.689 --> 01:18:47.449
mic and we're going to see how well it works.

01:18:47.810 --> 01:18:50.229
Well, it's a new old mic. I just found it again.

01:18:50.760 --> 01:18:53.939
It's a lot stronger mic. And let me try to get

01:18:53.939 --> 01:19:00.600
the old one back. Because there we go. Oh, and

01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:03.000
I need to tell everybody the bad news, Rob, because

01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.739
we're talking about it off the podcast. I will

01:19:05.739 --> 01:19:10.060
not be able to podcast on the cruise. There are

01:19:10.060 --> 01:19:12.300
rules now because people have been going in there

01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:14.680
and doing video casts because most podcasts are

01:19:14.680 --> 01:19:18.340
video casts. And they've been like doing stuff

01:19:18.340 --> 01:19:20.739
that. These cruise lines, they've been filming

01:19:20.739 --> 01:19:22.520
stuff that the cruise lines don't want them to

01:19:22.520 --> 01:19:26.159
see. So just a couple of weeks ago, a couple

01:19:26.159 --> 01:19:30.159
of famous podcasters were kicked off at the port

01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:34.359
and are never allowed on a cruise ship again

01:19:34.359 --> 01:19:37.819
because they podcasted. So I'm not going to be

01:19:37.819 --> 01:19:40.699
able to do that. So, I mean, you just got to

01:19:40.699 --> 01:19:42.659
wait till we get back and we'll throw out some

01:19:42.659 --> 01:19:51.270
more good stuff. So, Rob, we turn to you. Because

01:19:51.270 --> 01:19:56.529
we are not video. We're just, we record for audio.

01:19:56.770 --> 01:19:59.869
I know, I know. And here's the deal. Why could

01:19:59.869 --> 01:20:03.609
not, may not? Well, I guess one podcast or another

01:20:03.609 --> 01:20:07.130
podcast. Yeah, I get it. Okay, let's say I could

01:20:07.130 --> 01:20:10.369
get away with it, but let's say I couldn't. I'm

01:20:10.369 --> 01:20:13.529
kicked off of the ship at the nearest port, and

01:20:13.529 --> 01:20:16.470
I got to find a way home, which will cost thousands

01:20:16.470 --> 01:20:20.140
of dollars. And I miss the rest of my cruise.

01:20:22.119 --> 01:20:25.159
Yeah, what I might do is, like I did with Topher

01:20:25.159 --> 01:20:31.199
a few years back, is I'll call in to the No Filter

01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:36.340
studio and do a podcast from there. And if Rob

01:20:36.340 --> 01:20:39.020
wants to join, I might be able to do a Bluetooth.

01:20:39.500 --> 01:20:42.479
I don't know. I don't know how the internet phone

01:20:42.479 --> 01:20:46.039
works. I'll check into that. If you want to do

01:20:46.039 --> 01:20:48.000
a three -way on that, I'll try to check into

01:20:48.000 --> 01:20:52.199
it and see if I can get it done. Anyhow, Rob,

01:20:52.260 --> 01:20:54.000
you got something you want to go into? You know

01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:56.659
my time schedule. No, no, that's what I'm saying.

01:20:56.699 --> 01:21:00.199
It'll be in there somewhere. All right, all right,

01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:04.880
all right. Yeah, just let me know on that. I

01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:06.260
will definitely do that. I'll be part of that.

01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:08.979
It would be cool. The last one turned out so

01:21:08.979 --> 01:21:12.029
well. I mean, I called in from the... from the

01:21:12.029 --> 01:21:16.390
back deck. We had the very back of the ship on

01:21:16.390 --> 01:21:19.770
the aft, and it was a private balcony, and I

01:21:19.770 --> 01:21:21.529
was sitting there watching the ocean go by, talking

01:21:21.529 --> 01:21:23.670
to Topher for an hour and a half. It was fantastic.

01:21:23.770 --> 01:21:26.250
It was a lot of fun, and it turned out really

01:21:26.250 --> 01:21:28.689
good. It sounded great, and we had a really good

01:21:28.689 --> 01:21:33.590
podcast, so hopefully we do that again. Anyhow,

01:21:33.590 --> 01:21:42.770
Rob, we turn to you. Okay. shooting lasers directly

01:21:42.770 --> 01:21:46.409
into your eye. Do not try this at home, by the

01:21:46.409 --> 01:21:51.590
way. I wasn't gonna. Researchers claim it's possible

01:21:51.590 --> 01:21:56.590
to experience a color never previously experienced.

01:21:57.170 --> 01:22:00.449
The five people who have seen the color, which

01:22:00.449 --> 01:22:05.350
the team calls OLO, O -L -O, the name of the

01:22:05.350 --> 01:22:11.539
color, say that it's a blue -green hue. but more

01:22:11.539 --> 01:22:15.159
saturated than any blue -green that's ever seen

01:22:15.159 --> 01:22:19.300
before. Okay. As reported by The Guardian, a

01:22:19.300 --> 01:22:22.100
team at the University of California, Berkeley,

01:22:22.300 --> 01:22:25.060
has published a new paper outlining a method

01:22:25.060 --> 01:22:29.300
for using a laser to stimulate individual cells

01:22:29.300 --> 01:22:33.479
in the retina in order to create stimulus that

01:22:33.479 --> 01:22:38.960
natural light couldn't otherwise produce. The

01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:42.619
color -sensitive eye cells, known as tones, are

01:22:42.619 --> 01:22:46.260
sensitive to long, medium, and short wavelengths

01:22:46.260 --> 01:22:50.880
of light. Laser in the USC Berkeley experiment

01:22:50.880 --> 01:22:54.739
stimulates just the medium tones, which are otherwise

01:22:54.739 --> 01:23:02.159
never stimulated as isolation. The result of

01:23:02.159 --> 01:23:05.319
the targeted laser stimulation is a patch of

01:23:05.319 --> 01:23:08.359
color. And the recipient's vision that cannot

01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:11.699
be produced under any natural lighting conditions.

01:23:12.020 --> 01:23:14.899
Uh -huh. It was jaw -dropping. It's incredibly

01:23:14.899 --> 01:23:19.779
saturated. It said, do you see Berkeley electrical

01:23:19.779 --> 01:23:28.720
engineer Ren NG? Mm -hmm. A vision expert consulted

01:23:28.720 --> 01:23:32.520
by the Guardian said that OLO is not a new color.

01:23:33.149 --> 01:23:36.789
It was instead simply a more saturated green.

01:23:38.930 --> 01:23:43.350
Interesting. It sounds like the green hue that

01:23:43.350 --> 01:23:46.630
you get on sunsets when you flash a camera right

01:23:46.630 --> 01:23:49.289
when the sun is going to go down off the horizon.

01:23:49.329 --> 01:23:51.229
Are you familiar with what I'm talking about?

01:23:51.529 --> 01:24:00.649
Yes, yes. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought

01:24:00.649 --> 01:24:03.029
when it was explained. It sounded just like that.

01:24:03.449 --> 01:24:06.829
Huh, interesting. Go ahead, do you have more

01:24:06.829 --> 01:24:11.630
or not? Well, yeah, of course the story goes

01:24:11.630 --> 01:24:19.590
on, but that's all I had. I'm like you. Like

01:24:19.590 --> 01:24:24.090
the story said, they just tried it on one setting,

01:24:24.270 --> 01:24:31.220
the medium. Yeah. Okay, what about the other

01:24:31.220 --> 01:24:35.920
two? Yeah. Short and long. Yeah, yeah, I'd like

01:24:35.920 --> 01:24:39.100
to know that too. It's interesting because, you

01:24:39.100 --> 01:24:42.800
know, I found this out the other day. I've been

01:24:42.800 --> 01:24:45.039
chasing the northern lights for a long time.

01:24:45.100 --> 01:24:47.460
I've tried to go see them and failed several

01:24:47.460 --> 01:24:51.560
times, occasionally because of the geometrical

01:24:51.560 --> 01:24:55.210
storms. If they're past a G3, I believe, you

01:24:55.210 --> 01:24:56.949
can usually pick them up in northern Missouri

01:24:56.949 --> 01:24:59.510
and maybe where we're at, but probably not where

01:24:59.510 --> 01:25:01.590
Rob's at. He's two and a half hours to the south

01:25:01.590 --> 01:25:06.470
and east. So I went out of town to go look at

01:25:06.470 --> 01:25:11.510
the northern lights. And it was the type that

01:25:11.510 --> 01:25:13.590
you had to, you could only see with your cell

01:25:13.590 --> 01:25:16.109
phone. You'd have to put it on long exposure

01:25:16.109 --> 01:25:19.569
and hold it still or put it on a tripod and it

01:25:19.569 --> 01:25:23.699
will capture the lights for you. Okay, you can

01:25:23.699 --> 01:25:26.979
have them on video or you can have them on picture.

01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:30.600
Now I found out that there's ones that you can

01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:32.819
see with your naked eye down here, but it has

01:25:32.819 --> 01:25:35.439
to be a particular type and strong enough of

01:25:35.439 --> 01:25:39.819
a geometrical sunstorm on the sun, on the surface

01:25:39.819 --> 01:25:47.029
of the sun. Did you know that? Yeah. That's pretty

01:25:47.029 --> 01:25:48.949
interesting because I thought that all of them

01:25:48.949 --> 01:25:51.189
you had to like have the tripod and all that.

01:25:51.250 --> 01:25:53.010
But now I guess there's ones that you can see

01:25:53.010 --> 01:25:55.210
with your naked eye and you can film them with

01:25:55.210 --> 01:25:58.909
your camera at the same time. But those don't

01:25:58.909 --> 01:26:03.090
happen nearly as often as the, I guess, the lesser

01:26:03.090 --> 01:26:07.890
concentrated strength or whatever of the geometrical

01:26:07.890 --> 01:26:12.689
storm. So interesting stuff. So, Rob, we are

01:26:12.689 --> 01:26:15.229
at 930. You want to go on or you want to wrap

01:26:15.229 --> 01:26:28.880
it up? Okay. I come across another story I want

01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:31.039
to touch on, but it's longer than what I thought.

01:26:31.359 --> 01:26:34.720
Oh, okay. I mean, if you think you can go through

01:26:34.720 --> 01:26:41.159
it quickly, go ahead. No, no, no, no. Okay. Well,

01:26:41.319 --> 01:26:44.859
I'll just give a teaser for the next podcast.

01:26:45.819 --> 01:26:49.840
Cows have best friends. And a 92 -year -old woman

01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:53.220
did something. A 92 -year -old Chinese woman

01:26:53.220 --> 01:26:57.880
did something amazing. And a man had a very bad

01:26:57.880 --> 01:27:01.899
accident because he supposedly was wearing Crocs.

01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:05.159
All of that and more garbage coming at you on

01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:15.180
the next podcast. Thank you, everybody. Oh, yeah,

01:27:15.659 --> 01:27:18.399
that's right. Okay, I'm going to amend mine.

01:27:18.539 --> 01:27:22.460
I'm going to amend mine. You got it. All righty.

01:27:28.440 --> 01:27:33.899
Yeah, yeah. Now, if I can call into Topher, and

01:27:33.899 --> 01:27:36.640
this is next Tuesday because I'll be on the ship.

01:27:36.739 --> 01:27:38.960
Oh, that's all right. You're good. Yeah, well,

01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:43.220
I'll talk to you tonight. Let's see. I'm leaving

01:27:43.220 --> 01:27:45.680
Friday. Do you think you want to pull one off

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Thursday night? Yeah, we can. Okay. All right.

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Same time, everything. All right. Tuesday night,

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let's do one Thursday night. There you go. And

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hopefully I can get one or two in with Topher,

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and hopefully Rob can be present. But I've got

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to figure out that whole Internet phone number

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thing. If I can figure out, I'm pretty sure they

01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:14.319
have a feature where you can add a call. I've

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just got to find out how to do it. I'm going

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to Google it when we get off and figure it out

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from there. So hopefully we can all have a three

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-way like we used to do down at the city market.

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Remember when we used to be able to do them on

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the weekends and you'd call in? I was just doing

01:28:28.319 --> 01:28:31.449
call -ins. Yeah, yep. Yep, and look what it's

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led to. A certified co -host on the trashiest

01:28:37.529 --> 01:28:41.930
podcast around, but the podcast that came up

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with National Crappy Podcast Day. That's us.

01:28:44.869 --> 01:28:47.949
Us. Yeah. So now, whenever you hear it on the

01:28:47.949 --> 01:28:50.189
news, you'll have to go, two douchebags are microphone

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-sponsored National Crappy Podcast Day. I think

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they have to. You know what? I don't know. I'll

01:28:57.550 --> 01:29:00.850
have to check into that. I hope so. Anyhow, everybody,

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thank you for listening. Good night, assholes.

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Good night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the

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show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea

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and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes.

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They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.