WEBVTT

00:00:18.229 --> 00:00:29.429
Hey, you fucking derelicts. It's time for the

00:00:29.429 --> 00:00:33.130
Daily Douchebag Pledge. I, Joe or Jane Listener,

00:00:33.130 --> 00:00:36.409
hereby promise to download the show. I, Joe or

00:00:36.409 --> 00:00:39.079
Jane Listener. Hereby promise to grab other people's

00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:42.020
phones, unattended computers, public computers,

00:00:42.179 --> 00:00:44.939
and all of my work computers as well, and download

00:00:44.939 --> 00:00:48.219
the show from there. I, Joe or Jane Listener,

00:00:48.219 --> 00:00:51.299
hereby promise to make other people listen. I,

00:00:51.299 --> 00:00:54.570
Joe or Jane Listener. will hereby lie to everyone

00:00:54.570 --> 00:00:58.049
about how quality the show is. I, Joe or Jane

00:00:58.049 --> 00:01:00.710
Listener, promise to make all my family members

00:01:00.710 --> 00:01:03.369
listen and recite the daily douchebag pledge.

00:01:03.649 --> 00:01:07.230
And finally, I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby

00:01:07.230 --> 00:01:09.650
promise to make the trek to Knobloch, Missouri,

00:01:09.810 --> 00:01:12.549
just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

00:01:13.950 --> 00:01:16.810
Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

00:01:16.810 --> 00:01:20.049
stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

00:01:20.049 --> 00:01:23.209
and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

00:01:23.209 --> 00:01:26.530
admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

00:01:26.530 --> 00:01:30.890
and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

00:01:30.890 --> 00:01:42.909
douchebags and a microphone. So you want proof

00:01:42.909 --> 00:01:45.310
that we love you here at Q Douchebags and Microphone

00:01:45.310 --> 00:01:48.370
Central? Here's a proof right here about the

00:01:48.370 --> 00:01:52.799
drink of the week. Hey, Sporty Pants. This is

00:01:52.799 --> 00:01:56.700
definitely a summer drink. This is a blue Hawaiian

00:01:56.700 --> 00:02:01.640
tiki cocktail shaker. Have one half of a cup

00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:04.819
of ice. Had two ounces of light one. Three quarter

00:02:04.819 --> 00:02:07.659
ounces of blue curacao. Two ounces of pineapple

00:02:07.659 --> 00:02:10.520
juice. Shake over 30 seconds until shaker is

00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:13.800
very cold. Straight into a hurricane glass. Filled

00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:16.219
with crushed ice. Garnished with a plain apple

00:02:16.219 --> 00:02:18.300
wedge. And while you're there, why not milk with

00:02:18.300 --> 00:02:20.370
a blue Hawaiian shark again? All you have to

00:02:20.370 --> 00:02:22.210
do is grab the maraschino cherry on the top and

00:02:22.210 --> 00:02:25.729
splack. Looks like a wet mess on top. Therefore,

00:02:25.990 --> 00:02:29.409
the shark to get. As much fun as an electric

00:02:29.409 --> 00:02:32.289
can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and

00:02:32.289 --> 00:02:38.050
a microphone. Hey there, fuckstick. You're just

00:02:38.050 --> 00:02:40.449
in time for brand new feature news nobody gives

00:02:40.449 --> 00:02:44.669
a shit about. In a remote area in France, an

00:02:44.669 --> 00:02:47.750
armadillo was found alive and no one knows how

00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:53.199
it got there. Two douchebags and microphone in

00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:56.300
an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:02:56.300 --> 00:03:03.699
you first world problems. Damn it. I can't decide

00:03:03.699 --> 00:03:08.780
between nachos, chili, or wings for the game

00:03:08.780 --> 00:03:13.099
tonight. This is bullshit. I should not have

00:03:13.099 --> 00:03:16.580
to make decisions like this. Now, from his underground

00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:19.610
bunker in Camden, Missouri. A stock full of dried

00:03:19.610 --> 00:03:22.129
goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating

00:03:22.129 --> 00:03:26.430
toys. It's Ramblings of a Madman, featuring Rob

00:03:26.430 --> 00:03:30.509
Radd. Drinking coffee while taking a dump is

00:03:30.509 --> 00:03:33.789
like using stoner bullets on a running motor.

00:03:43.150 --> 00:03:46.849
Two douchebags and microphone. My name is Mark,

00:03:46.930 --> 00:03:52.319
and I'm here. in the Kansas City vicinity. And

00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:56.319
I am Rob at the beautiful Niangua Arm of Lake

00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:59.620
of the Ozarks. You are getting so good at that,

00:03:59.659 --> 00:04:07.039
Rob. So good. Yeah, I mean, it's not just, you

00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.439
know, you're saying everything, but it's how

00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:13.360
you say it now, too. At the beautiful Niangua

00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:17.919
Arm of Lake of the Ozarks. That's cool. Anyhow,

00:04:17.919 --> 00:04:21.519
making all these arrangements. I don't want to

00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:23.879
say it's a pain in the ass because it's for vacation.

00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:26.639
It's for a fun time, okay? And it's the cruise

00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.279
coming up here. Not this week, but the following.

00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:33.000
Not this Friday. The following Friday we're Miami

00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:39.600
bound. And then the cruise is Saturday. But I've

00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:41.759
been trying to get these daytime resort passes.

00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:47.160
Because we try to only do non -stops. both detest

00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:49.779
layovers anymore if there's any way around it

00:04:49.779 --> 00:04:54.319
we do it so the only way around a uh a non -layover

00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.720
you know a direct flight the only way we could

00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:59.480
get a direct flight with no layovers was the

00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:02.920
8 41 in the evening so we have all day in miami

00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:05.819
after they kick out the boat by about 10 usually

00:05:05.819 --> 00:05:07.639
about nine o 'clock everybody's out of the boat

00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:10.879
pretty much um so the day that we're leaving

00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.439
we have from basically nine o 'clock well when

00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:18.000
we walk off the ship let's say we get to miami

00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:20.839
you know off of the port at 10 o 'clock we have

00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:24.899
from 10 o 'clock till probably about seven that

00:05:24.899 --> 00:05:30.160
night with nothing to do so or let's say 6 30

00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.279
because it may be busy who knows so all right

00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:36.639
so we got that whole time with nothing to do

00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:39.500
so we're trying to get these daytime resort passes

00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:43.279
And no hotel answers her phone anymore. I dare

00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.300
anyone to call a high -volume place, not one

00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:52.779
like out in, I don't know, let me think, like

00:05:52.779 --> 00:05:56.519
Kansas somewhere. Like maybe Garden City, Kansas

00:05:56.519 --> 00:06:00.980
or something like that. Or, you know, or Eureka

00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:03.759
Springs. Everyone usually answers there, if you

00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:06.250
call them. But whenever you go to these high

00:06:06.250 --> 00:06:10.230
volume places like Miami, these resort areas,

00:06:10.970 --> 00:06:13.410
nobody answers their phone because they're so

00:06:13.410 --> 00:06:16.550
busy. So I'm trying to call and secure a day

00:06:16.550 --> 00:06:18.790
pass somewhere in Miami before, you know, we

00:06:18.790 --> 00:06:21.430
have to get on our flight that night. And I called

00:06:21.430 --> 00:06:24.129
probably 20 hotels. Val's probably called 20

00:06:24.129 --> 00:06:28.769
more. Okay. And all of them hang up on you. They'll

00:06:28.769 --> 00:06:32.160
put you on hold for about three minutes. And

00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.399
then it'll start ringing again. And this happened

00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:36.779
with every hotel we called. Start ringing again.

00:06:36.959 --> 00:06:40.319
And then they click. You'd hear them not answer.

00:06:40.420 --> 00:06:42.560
They would like just put the phone back on hold.

00:06:42.699 --> 00:06:45.100
And nobody ever answers a damn phone anymore

00:06:45.100 --> 00:06:48.759
at any hotel. So you can't go direct with them.

00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:53.300
But I talked to Wendy. Wendy Whitbeck of Travel

00:06:53.300 --> 00:06:56.720
Masters, which I highly advise them. They are

00:06:56.720 --> 00:07:00.379
fantastic travel agents. And they don't get a

00:07:00.379 --> 00:07:02.660
dime from you. They get all their stuff from

00:07:02.660 --> 00:07:05.379
the places that they book. So it costs you nothing

00:07:05.379 --> 00:07:08.459
more. And she told me a website to go to, so

00:07:08.459 --> 00:07:10.459
now I'm just going to go to that and have it

00:07:10.459 --> 00:07:15.519
done. But I could not believe that no hotel answers

00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.000
the phone anymore. Don't you find that odd, Rob?

00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:23.800
Yeah. Yeah, I do. I think it's a combination

00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:26.040
of being real busy and a combination of people

00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:30.649
that don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably

00:07:30.649 --> 00:07:35.310
it. But, anyhow, enough of that. Rob, we have

00:07:35.310 --> 00:07:40.930
a new email. Oh, cool. Yeah, it is 2douchebags

00:07:40.930 --> 00:07:46.470
at mail .com. It's just 2douchebags at mail .com.

00:07:46.889 --> 00:07:51.589
So, not in a microphone, just 2douchebags. And

00:07:51.589 --> 00:07:55.310
it's mail .com. So, send us your emails. This

00:07:55.310 --> 00:07:57.589
one seems to be working. I had some people send

00:07:57.589 --> 00:08:01.750
me some test emails. Is that spelled out or the

00:08:01.750 --> 00:08:04.170
number two? No, no, no. It's spelled. Thank you,

00:08:04.170 --> 00:08:08.790
Rob. That's a great point. T -W -O -D -O -U -C

00:08:08.790 --> 00:08:14.290
-H -E -B -A -G -S. Two douchebags at mail .com.

00:08:14.689 --> 00:08:18.329
And it's not Hotmail. It's just mail. Take off

00:08:18.329 --> 00:08:22.610
the hot. So mail .com seems to be a pretty reliable

00:08:22.610 --> 00:08:25.319
service from what I could check. I wanted to

00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:27.660
do the email right this time. That Yahoo account

00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:30.579
just kept screwing around and not getting half

00:08:30.579 --> 00:08:35.200
of them. And so that one isn't closed down yet

00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:37.320
because I got to get the remainder emails off

00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:38.700
of there. But then after that, I'm shutting that

00:08:38.700 --> 00:08:41.919
down. I'm not messing with it. So it's going

00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:44.320
to be 2douchebagsatmail .com. That's our new

00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.379
email address. And it seems to be working pretty

00:08:47.379 --> 00:08:51.159
good. So type away. Give us those negative comments,

00:08:51.379 --> 00:08:56.240
and like always, hate mail gets expedited. Right,

00:08:56.299 --> 00:09:01.899
Clint? So, Rob, I'm trying to link the email

00:09:01.899 --> 00:09:05.399
address to our Facebook page. Could you try and

00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.039
do that to douchebags at mail .com? I was trying

00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:11.320
to, but it kept telling me I needed a password.

00:09:12.379 --> 00:09:17.889
I tried, but it's already linked to mine. Okay.

00:09:18.009 --> 00:09:21.470
Well, it wouldn't let me. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All

00:09:21.470 --> 00:09:22.809
right. Well, that's cool. We'll figure something

00:09:22.809 --> 00:09:26.009
out. That might be why, because it is my first

00:09:26.009 --> 00:09:29.090
one. Well, people hear this. You know what it

00:09:29.090 --> 00:09:36.769
is, so just send it in there. So, anyhow. Hang

00:09:36.769 --> 00:09:40.669
on. Okay. Sorry about that. A little thirsty.

00:09:41.190 --> 00:09:43.730
I had to do a little lawnmower work, and I don't

00:09:43.730 --> 00:09:47.799
know. It might be toast. We'll see. You know,

00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:49.720
everyone knows I'm a real sugar snob by now,

00:09:49.820 --> 00:09:51.980
right? You know this, right, Rob? Am I a real

00:09:51.980 --> 00:09:58.559
sugar snob? Yes. Okay. My real sugar drink of

00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:00.820
choice is Mexican Coke. It comes in a bottle.

00:10:02.139 --> 00:10:04.820
And it's imported from Mexico, but it has real

00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:07.399
cane sugar. And it's an original Coke bottle

00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:10.919
that kind of looks like a woman's figure. And

00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:14.139
to me, it's the best drink around. I have some

00:10:14.139 --> 00:10:15.919
friends that give me shit about spending all

00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:18.940
that extra money on what they consider is not

00:10:18.940 --> 00:10:22.080
enough of a difference in the product, which

00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:25.700
I consider is a lot of difference in the product.

00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.799
So I started paying attention to their habits.

00:10:29.279 --> 00:10:33.659
One habit that all the people that was giving

00:10:33.659 --> 00:10:36.399
me shit about it is they buy the 20 -ounce plastic

00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:39.250
Coke from a convenience store. You know, those

00:10:39.250 --> 00:10:41.169
bottles that are in there and you walk in and

00:10:41.169 --> 00:10:43.490
there's like all these coolers staring at you.

00:10:44.169 --> 00:10:46.950
Okay, so I figured out the average price of that

00:10:46.950 --> 00:10:51.429
is around $2 .10. Most of the times it's $2 .60.

00:10:52.090 --> 00:10:53.950
People don't realize this because they don't

00:10:53.950 --> 00:10:57.649
take time to look at it when they buy it. $2

00:10:57.649 --> 00:11:02.450
.60 in most places, whether it be Quick Trip

00:11:02.450 --> 00:11:06.169
or Rally or Fast Stop or anything, it's usually

00:11:06.169 --> 00:11:09.610
about $2 .60. There's a couple places that are

00:11:09.610 --> 00:11:11.570
a little bit lower than that. They'll sell them

00:11:11.570 --> 00:11:14.429
like $1 .60. So the average is about $2 .10.

00:11:15.090 --> 00:11:20.129
So I get a 16 -ounce bottle of Mexican Coke from

00:11:20.129 --> 00:11:23.389
the store up the road for $35 for 24 of them.

00:11:23.629 --> 00:11:26.950
So you take 35 and divide it by 24. It's roughly

00:11:26.950 --> 00:11:32.090
$1 .26 a bottle for buying in bulk. So let's

00:11:32.090 --> 00:11:36.429
take that extra 4 ounces because these are 16

00:11:36.429 --> 00:11:38.929
-ounce bottles. Okay, and they're buying 20 ounce

00:11:38.929 --> 00:11:41.190
bottles. So let's take that extra four ounces

00:11:41.190 --> 00:11:45.190
and get the cost of 24 bottles at $2 .20 a pop.

00:11:46.009 --> 00:11:49.970
$55 is what that runs you. So let's take 55 minus

00:11:49.970 --> 00:11:52.970
35 that I paid for my Mexican Coke, 16 ounce

00:11:52.970 --> 00:11:57.889
bottles, and that would prove that they spend

00:11:57.889 --> 00:12:02.259
15 more dollars on 24 bottles. The four more

00:12:02.259 --> 00:12:04.779
ounces would take away about $7, which would

00:12:04.779 --> 00:12:07.659
make my Mexican Coke a much better deal by $8.

00:12:08.899 --> 00:12:11.860
And also, I consume how much I drink as well

00:12:11.860 --> 00:12:14.500
because I don't like corn syrup, and I don't

00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:16.899
buy soda from every gas station like they do.

00:12:17.340 --> 00:12:20.279
So, anyhow, I broke that down to them earlier

00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:27.179
today, and guess what? I won. They had no comeback.

00:12:29.239 --> 00:12:31.600
They're giving me shit. Oh, the Coke's not. No,

00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.440
no, no. You're spending so much money on that.

00:12:34.539 --> 00:12:38.740
And I was like, you know, I went to this convenience

00:12:38.740 --> 00:12:42.899
store the other day and I saw a yellow tab Coke.

00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:47.940
Do you know what that means, Rob? No, I don't.

00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:52.559
A yellow tab Coke is designed for Jewish people

00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:59.460
for Passover. Corn syrup is not kosher. Pure

00:12:59.460 --> 00:13:02.820
cane sugar is kosher. So these are for Jewish

00:13:02.820 --> 00:13:05.480
people. I look at it, I go, huh. And I get ready

00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:10.480
to grab it, and I'm like, $2 .60? I make a far

00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:13.899
better deal buying those Cokes from Mexico. And

00:13:13.899 --> 00:13:15.580
that's how I started unraveling it and figuring

00:13:15.580 --> 00:13:17.539
it out. And I started noticing, you know, they

00:13:17.539 --> 00:13:20.519
come into work, and they would have that 20 -ounce

00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:21.799
bottle. I go, hey, where do you get that at?

00:13:21.879 --> 00:13:24.419
I got a quick trip. Well, that's about $2 .60.

00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:27.009
All right. Uh, hey, where'd you get that at?

00:13:27.049 --> 00:13:28.950
Oh, I got it down, you know, I don't know, uh,

00:13:29.029 --> 00:13:31.129
FINA or what, I don't know, whatever the hell.

00:13:31.529 --> 00:13:34.730
Um, Cenex, I think. Well, that's about $2 .60

00:13:34.730 --> 00:13:39.090
there, too. So, um, anyhow, that's how I unraveled

00:13:39.090 --> 00:13:42.669
it. So, and, uh, you know there's a golfer that

00:13:42.669 --> 00:13:44.950
likes to scream obscenities, right, while he's

00:13:44.950 --> 00:13:48.970
golfing? You know what his answer was, Rob, to

00:13:48.970 --> 00:13:54.179
stop that? He tapes his mouth shut. Okay. Ryan

00:13:54.179 --> 00:13:58.379
McCormick, pro PGA golfer. I give him credit.

00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:02.360
This is actually genius. In an effort to control

00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:05.259
his outbursts, tapes his mouth shut every time

00:14:05.259 --> 00:14:08.519
he plays. You know, I love this idea so much,

00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:10.799
Rob. I wish TikTok would pick up on this trend.

00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:13.620
Then all the followers can stay quiet from, you

00:14:13.620 --> 00:14:15.480
know, maybe we wouldn't be attacked by verbal

00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:17.940
garbage every moment of the day. But that'd be

00:14:17.940 --> 00:14:19.740
great if someone came out on TikTok and said,

00:14:19.779 --> 00:14:22.740
hey. hey guys check this out here's a good way

00:14:22.740 --> 00:14:26.379
to shut up put tape over their mouth it'd be

00:14:26.379 --> 00:14:29.159
awesome it'll never happen but it'd be awesome

00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:33.860
um so anyhow their utility workers uh were out

00:14:33.860 --> 00:14:36.700
in my yard all winter pretty much in our front

00:14:36.700 --> 00:14:39.399
yard and we live on a corner so they're working

00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:42.519
on both sides okay and uh they finished up the

00:14:42.519 --> 00:14:44.360
work in december and they filled in the holes

00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:47.730
and they planted grass seed okay Well, the problem

00:14:47.730 --> 00:14:49.649
is now the grass seed that they planted looks

00:14:49.649 --> 00:14:51.610
so much better than the rest of the front of

00:14:51.610 --> 00:14:53.509
the lawn. I'm going to have to seed the rest

00:14:53.509 --> 00:14:58.909
of the lawn now. I was like, I come out there

00:14:58.909 --> 00:15:02.190
and I go, shit, they did too good a job seeding

00:15:02.190 --> 00:15:04.990
it. Now the rest of the lawn looks horrible and

00:15:04.990 --> 00:15:07.649
the part that they dug into is putting in new

00:15:07.649 --> 00:15:11.399
gas lines. And I thank God we didn't blow up

00:15:11.399 --> 00:15:14.860
like Lexington. Oh, my God. A little girl was

00:15:14.860 --> 00:15:18.840
killed in Lexington a few days ago. And I guess

00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.340
her dad and brother are, like, in the hospital

00:15:21.340 --> 00:15:26.419
in bad shape but will probably live because they

00:15:26.419 --> 00:15:30.700
hit a gas line and it blew their house up. So

00:15:30.700 --> 00:15:32.860
I thank God that didn't happen. But, I mean,

00:15:32.899 --> 00:15:35.539
you know, they did such a good job. Now I'm going

00:15:35.539 --> 00:15:36.860
to have to figure out something to do with the

00:15:36.860 --> 00:15:44.019
rest of the lawn. Anyhow. But dad insult to injury

00:15:44.019 --> 00:15:47.919
there. All my neighbors mowed. And then that

00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:50.259
gets me to where I'm out there working on the

00:15:50.259 --> 00:15:53.779
mower. Because I'm pretty sure a stick fucking

00:15:53.779 --> 00:15:57.600
flew up and got lodged in the belting. Because

00:15:57.600 --> 00:16:00.059
it started screeching. I smelled smoke. So I

00:16:00.059 --> 00:16:02.560
shut it down. So I got to get out there. maybe

00:16:02.560 --> 00:16:05.139
Tuesday when I have the day off and start looking

00:16:05.139 --> 00:16:07.460
around in there. Hopefully it's just a stick

00:16:07.460 --> 00:16:09.500
that I can pull out and get that mower to going

00:16:09.500 --> 00:16:12.620
again. So anyhow, for all the people that mowed

00:16:12.620 --> 00:16:16.419
their lawn, I'm going to get my revenge 6 a .m.

00:16:16.940 --> 00:16:22.820
Wednesday morning. Yeah. So anyhow, and also

00:16:22.820 --> 00:16:24.480
another way I'm going to get my revenge is this

00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:26.679
right here. I'm going to go out there on trash

00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:29.649
day. Okay. I'm going to put both of my bends.

00:16:29.789 --> 00:16:31.509
They have these bends that they pick up with

00:16:31.509 --> 00:16:35.250
a truck, right? They have a truck and it's got

00:16:35.250 --> 00:16:37.509
this little arm that swings out and picks up

00:16:37.509 --> 00:16:43.309
these big plastic bends that are on tires. And

00:16:43.309 --> 00:16:45.389
it brings them up. So if you don't have them

00:16:45.389 --> 00:16:48.549
in a perfect line, the truck has a hard time

00:16:48.549 --> 00:16:51.889
picking them up. So I go out there and I put

00:16:51.889 --> 00:16:54.509
my bends in a perfect line. And then the other

00:16:54.509 --> 00:16:58.340
people... they get their bins tossed because

00:16:58.340 --> 00:17:01.159
the people are mad at them. So I come out there

00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:03.940
a few hours later, and the bins are in perfect

00:17:03.940 --> 00:17:06.119
shape right there for me to take back. I was

00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:09.099
like, ha -ha, fuckers. So anyhow, it doesn't

00:17:09.099 --> 00:17:11.019
sound like much, but it sure made me feel good,

00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:17.099
Rob. And that's all that counts, right? That's

00:17:17.099 --> 00:17:21.119
all I can say. All right, yep. So, okay, and

00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:26.480
Rob, remember... We were talking about the Devil

00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.980
Worshiping House last podcast, right? Yeah. Yeah.

00:17:30.099 --> 00:17:32.319
Okay. Well, a friend of mine, do you remember

00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:36.900
the guy that used to call Poppy? He was kind

00:17:36.900 --> 00:17:38.839
of a shorter guy. All right, I'll change it.

00:17:38.940 --> 00:17:41.400
Okay. All right, I'll change it. He used to wear

00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:43.960
a lot of white shirts that were unbuttoned. He

00:17:43.960 --> 00:17:47.079
was a shorter guy. And his name was like Jerry

00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:49.220
or Gerald or something. But everybody called

00:17:49.220 --> 00:17:51.220
him Poppy. I don't know why they called him Poppy,

00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:54.460
but they called him Poppy. And anyhow, he sent

00:17:54.460 --> 00:17:58.680
me a mail, and he said, that house, and I remember

00:17:58.680 --> 00:18:01.740
this at the time, it was an old Chrysler symbol

00:18:01.740 --> 00:18:04.400
and not a pentagram at the very top of the house.

00:18:05.420 --> 00:18:08.240
And I remember that. The guy who had it built

00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:11.480
was huge in the Chrysler Corporation, and he

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.059
wanted that star emblem that they used to have

00:18:14.059 --> 00:18:16.440
at the very top of his house in the steeple.

00:18:17.660 --> 00:18:20.480
And we all thought it was a pentagram. but it

00:18:20.480 --> 00:18:23.420
wasn't it was actually that chrysler star do

00:18:23.420 --> 00:18:27.759
you remember that at all now yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:30.140
i i think i was the one that was saying we thought

00:18:30.140 --> 00:18:34.119
as a pentagram but i've forgotten everybody did

00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:37.019
yeah everybody did i'd forgotten all about that

00:18:37.019 --> 00:18:38.740
but the guy that had that house built he had

00:18:38.740 --> 00:18:42.480
to move to detroit um because what he was doing

00:18:42.480 --> 00:19:09.160
here around here Probably. They kept it up there.

00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:11.160
They didn't change it because it probably cost

00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:13.220
a lot of money to change out that stained glass

00:19:13.220 --> 00:19:16.900
like that. But that was actually a Chrysler star.

00:19:17.500 --> 00:19:20.579
And, Poppy, thank you. And that's another one.

00:19:20.579 --> 00:19:23.259
Thank you, Poppy. Another person that we used

00:19:23.259 --> 00:19:26.900
to know that listens. I find that fascinating.

00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:30.019
Number one, that they found us. Number two, they

00:19:30.019 --> 00:19:32.859
remember who we are. Number three, they send

00:19:32.859 --> 00:19:37.160
us mail. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty proud of that.

00:19:37.529 --> 00:19:40.670
So, I think that's pretty cool. Yeah, well, I

00:19:40.670 --> 00:19:42.930
think I'm going to go on the rest of my life

00:19:42.930 --> 00:19:44.910
thinking it was a devil -worshipping house. You

00:19:44.910 --> 00:19:47.309
know what? That makes for such a better story,

00:19:47.390 --> 00:19:50.329
doesn't it? You know what? Poppy was wrong. It

00:19:50.329 --> 00:19:52.250
was a devil -worshipping house, definitely. And

00:19:52.250 --> 00:19:55.509
they're trying to shoot us and make us worship

00:19:55.509 --> 00:20:00.470
the Dark Lord in their dungeon. Right? Yep. Yes,

00:20:00.490 --> 00:20:03.230
that's what it was. No, they were trying to get

00:20:03.230 --> 00:20:05.589
us off of that property. You know, they got tired

00:20:05.589 --> 00:20:07.730
of kids fucking around because they thought it

00:20:07.730 --> 00:20:09.869
was a devil -worshipping house, and all those

00:20:09.869 --> 00:20:11.970
stupid kids would, like, go down there and go,

00:20:12.029 --> 00:20:14.630
hey, let's go up there, let's go drive in their

00:20:14.630 --> 00:20:17.069
driveway and take a look at them. They got tired

00:20:17.069 --> 00:20:21.009
of that shit. And they had those lights that

00:20:21.009 --> 00:20:22.950
were so bright, and all you could see was, like,

00:20:22.950 --> 00:20:25.990
lights and guns. Oh, my God, that was scary as

00:20:25.990 --> 00:20:33.099
hell. So, yeah, I remember that. Anyhow, I have

00:20:33.099 --> 00:20:35.839
blurry vision and sometimes double vision because

00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:39.119
of different prescriptions in each eye. And dry

00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:41.220
eye syndrome doesn't help either, okay? I had

00:20:41.220 --> 00:20:42.940
all this diagnosed. I can't remember whether

00:20:42.940 --> 00:20:45.440
I talked about it or not. Did I talk about that

00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:51.519
last time at all? I don't think so. Okay. Well,

00:20:51.660 --> 00:20:55.200
anyhow, I had to go get another, you know, eye

00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:57.660
exam and all that. And I bought a new pair of

00:20:57.660 --> 00:21:00.099
glasses with anti -glare. It seems to be doing

00:21:00.099 --> 00:21:03.259
pretty good so far. I still think I have probably

00:21:03.259 --> 00:21:05.619
some eye damage from many years of welding, I

00:21:05.619 --> 00:21:07.799
will guess. Probably. Might be a little bit of

00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:11.279
it. The glasses I ordered from Perry Ellis, which

00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.700
is really good. I love these things. They look

00:21:14.700 --> 00:21:17.720
so good. And they're so comfortable. I don't

00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:20.799
mind wearing glasses. And it's really hard for

00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:23.619
me. to wear glasses. I just, I don't know. Maybe

00:21:23.619 --> 00:21:26.519
my ears are too close or far. I don't know what

00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:29.099
the difference is, but, or maybe everybody's

00:21:29.099 --> 00:21:31.839
like this. I don't know, but I could not stand

00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:34.319
wearing glasses, but this, uh, these Perry Ellis

00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:37.299
ones, actually, it doesn't even feel like I'm

00:21:37.299 --> 00:21:39.660
wearing glasses. I'll walk around and I, and

00:21:39.660 --> 00:21:42.079
I'm like, I'll go, man, I forgot my, oh no, they're

00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:44.599
still on there. I think I'd forgotten them. That's

00:21:44.599 --> 00:21:46.880
how comfortable they are, you know? And these

00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:49.279
also don't make you look like a nerd. So they

00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:52.660
checked all the boxes. Okay. So the problem I

00:21:52.660 --> 00:21:55.279
have with them is, is I bought a pair that is

00:21:55.279 --> 00:21:59.059
auto dark for, um, um, especially for the trip

00:21:59.059 --> 00:22:02.339
coming up. Okay. This is prescription sunglasses

00:22:02.339 --> 00:22:06.579
that go auto dark when you get actually get outside.

00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:11.519
So these, um, these are light. So I take them

00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:13.059
into work and I have a pretty lengthy little

00:22:13.059 --> 00:22:18.319
walk from where I park into work. Okay. So I

00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:22.960
get in there and the next thing I know, I brought

00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:25.500
the wrong glasses in. Said to go out. I did this

00:22:25.500 --> 00:22:28.779
three times out of seven days so far, Rob. I

00:22:28.779 --> 00:22:31.039
brought the wrong pair in. And I had to go back

00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:32.640
out all the way out to the car and get the other

00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:35.140
ones. And I'm like, I'm just going to like, maybe,

00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:37.319
I don't know, put a little thing of tape on there,

00:22:37.380 --> 00:22:39.700
like number one, every night when I get home,

00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:41.740
number one's the ones I bring inside, number

00:22:41.740 --> 00:22:44.259
two is the other one. Because both the boxes

00:22:44.259 --> 00:22:47.220
from Perry Ellis, the ones that they give you,

00:22:47.259 --> 00:22:50.400
look identical. It doesn't say sunglasses. It

00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:53.799
doesn't say inside shade, nothing. It just looks

00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:58.259
identical. So you have nothing to, um, nothing

00:22:58.259 --> 00:23:01.740
to judge it by. Right. So anyhow, me, you know,

00:23:01.740 --> 00:23:04.200
I'm in the car and I'm like moving shit around

00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:06.680
and stuff. I suddenly forget which glasses are

00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:09.059
which. And I think I know. And I pick them up

00:23:09.059 --> 00:23:11.279
like, oh, these, these gotta be it. Then I get

00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:13.200
in there and I'm like, I put them on. I'm like,

00:23:13.259 --> 00:23:17.680
oh shit, the wrong ones. Anyhow, I saw where

00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:21.140
Patrick Mahomes cut his mohawk, and he's running

00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:23.420
with a much shorter, more serious haircut nowadays.

00:23:24.279 --> 00:23:26.559
And he also seems to be working out. He looks

00:23:26.559 --> 00:23:29.019
pretty cut these days. I'm kind of wondering

00:23:29.019 --> 00:23:31.299
if he has a chip on his shoulder from all the

00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:34.180
talking fools in certain media outlets, like

00:23:34.180 --> 00:23:36.359
little skip -tard ballists and all those types.

00:23:37.180 --> 00:23:39.279
This season could be pretty interesting, Rob.

00:23:39.400 --> 00:23:44.640
He really looks intense. I think that he's heard.

00:23:45.309 --> 00:23:49.630
All these people saying he's a fraud, he's overrated

00:23:49.630 --> 00:23:51.849
and all this stuff. And I think that they don't

00:23:51.849 --> 00:23:54.349
understand that all they're doing is they're

00:23:54.349 --> 00:23:57.890
feeding the animal. And I think it's great because

00:23:57.890 --> 00:24:01.190
I think that he hears everything that they say.

00:24:01.269 --> 00:24:04.490
And I think he's answering. I mean, if you get

00:24:04.490 --> 00:24:08.549
a chance, just type in Google it, Patrick Mahomes

00:24:08.549 --> 00:24:12.430
recent haircut or something. He looks a lot different.

00:24:13.150 --> 00:24:16.369
He looks more serious. He looks more tough. He

00:24:16.369 --> 00:24:19.410
looks more eager. I mean, he never had a problem.

00:24:19.509 --> 00:24:21.549
He's always been, you know, very spirited and

00:24:21.549 --> 00:24:25.049
has a personality. And he's an easy guy to like.

00:24:25.670 --> 00:24:27.990
Well, now he looks like that easy guy to like

00:24:27.990 --> 00:24:30.069
who's very serious about kicking someone's ass.

00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:34.170
So, I think this season's going to be pretty

00:24:34.170 --> 00:24:39.410
interesting. Well, he's getting older, too. Yeah,

00:24:39.410 --> 00:24:42.160
you know, that... You know what, that's a great

00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:45.519
point. Yeah, you know what, that's a great point.

00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.259
You know, he might have looked in the mirror

00:24:47.259 --> 00:24:49.119
and said, you know what, the Mohawk was great,

00:24:49.180 --> 00:24:54.039
but it's done. Yeah, he's got a family now. Yeah,

00:24:54.099 --> 00:24:57.640
you know, he has three children, and he's also

00:24:57.640 --> 00:25:02.960
a leader. So, you know, he probably did. It probably

00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:04.740
has nothing to do with it, and this is just the

00:25:04.740 --> 00:25:06.619
way I read it, but I kind of thought... Well,

00:25:06.619 --> 00:25:11.250
no, at the same time, they've heard... That could

00:25:11.250 --> 00:25:15.049
be part of it, too, you know? I think so, but

00:25:15.049 --> 00:25:17.529
you know what? Time will tell. Because I'll tell

00:25:17.529 --> 00:25:19.589
you what, if he's a man possessed and he's already

00:25:19.589 --> 00:25:23.109
the best, watch out. Because I think he's going

00:25:23.109 --> 00:25:27.210
to light shit on fire this year. And he'll answer

00:25:27.210 --> 00:25:33.809
back with a record -breaking season, I'm predicting.

00:25:35.210 --> 00:25:37.650
And if you get a chance, just look at his workouts

00:25:37.650 --> 00:25:41.680
lately. He looks like a man possessed. So I think

00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:44.779
it's going to be really interesting. Bad news

00:25:44.779 --> 00:25:46.880
for people who don't like it. She's great news

00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:53.880
for us. So, Rob, I turn it over to you. Once

00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:59.160
upon a time, around 1750 BCE, a copper transaction

00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:03.119
went so poorly that it ignited what is now known

00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:06.940
as the oldest recorded customer complaint in

00:26:06.940 --> 00:26:15.150
history. Okay. a dissatisfied buyer named Manny.

00:26:16.089 --> 00:26:20.309
His complaint was directed at a copper merchant

00:26:20.309 --> 00:26:25.130
named E. Nassar, and instead of simply evicting

00:26:25.130 --> 00:26:28.890
the friends or journaling his woe, Manny decided

00:26:28.890 --> 00:26:32.410
to immortalize his theory and uniform script

00:26:32.410 --> 00:26:40.470
on a clay tablet, which were not good before

00:26:40.470 --> 00:26:44.650
my messenger, and said, if you want to take them,

00:26:44.710 --> 00:26:47.890
take them. If you do not want to take them, go

00:26:47.890 --> 00:26:52.529
away. What irked him the most was not the shoddy

00:26:52.529 --> 00:26:55.650
copper, but the sheer audacity of the munchers

00:26:55.650 --> 00:27:00.630
who crushed Manning's concerns as were the archaeologists.

00:27:04.250 --> 00:27:08.890
KNews .com noted that this wasn't the only one

00:27:08.890 --> 00:27:12.400
-off misunderstanding either. Annie had sent

00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:15.400
messengers to collect either his money or proper

00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:20.440
goods, only to be rebuffed every time. Annie

00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:23.799
further wrote, I have sent messengers, gentlemen

00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.019
like ourselves, to collect the bag with my money.

00:27:27.700 --> 00:27:31.220
But you have treated me with contempt by sending

00:27:31.220 --> 00:27:33.779
them back to me empty -handed several times.

00:27:35.180 --> 00:27:40.930
I see where you're going. You alone treat my

00:27:40.930 --> 00:27:45.089
messenger with contempt. A tablet measuring just

00:27:45.089 --> 00:27:51.890
11 .6 by 5 centimeters, or about 4 .6 by 2 inches,

00:27:52.190 --> 00:27:56.690
is now a marvelous artifact found during 26th

00:27:56.690 --> 00:28:00.230
century excavation in the ancient city of Ur,

00:28:00.470 --> 00:28:05.970
modern -day Iraq. It was translated from Akkadian.

00:28:08.430 --> 00:28:13.829
And it was not the only one. Archaeologists revealed

00:28:13.829 --> 00:28:17.789
several such tablets in what appeared to be Venus

00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:21.849
Sears residence. It seems he has disappointed

00:28:21.849 --> 00:28:25.430
many clients. Back then, copper was an essential

00:28:25.430 --> 00:28:29.769
commodity used to create bronze, an OG material

00:28:29.769 --> 00:28:33.569
that gave the Bronze Age its name. By the time

00:28:33.569 --> 00:28:37.470
Nanny fired off his complaint, Tillman Copper

00:28:37.470 --> 00:28:41.599
had, begun to decline in both quality and availability.

00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:47.420
Okay, that's a little bit different where I thought

00:28:47.420 --> 00:28:51.680
you were going, but that's where it all started,

00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:56.000
huh? That was the first customer complaint that

00:28:56.000 --> 00:29:00.980
they have found recorded. And it's only gotten

00:29:00.980 --> 00:29:05.480
worse from there. Like 4 ,000 years ago, you

00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:10.410
know. That's crazy. It is. It is. That's awesome.

00:29:10.529 --> 00:29:14.250
That's a great story, Rob. We got some emails.

00:29:15.650 --> 00:29:17.769
Should we take our first break and come back

00:29:17.769 --> 00:29:22.470
into them? Sounds good. Hey, everybody, this

00:29:22.470 --> 00:29:25.470
is Uncle Rob. I'm going to give you some tips

00:29:25.470 --> 00:29:30.829
for life. This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics.

00:29:31.910 --> 00:29:36.109
Rule number one, title a pic in someone else's

00:29:36.109 --> 00:29:41.190
name. So if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule

00:29:41.190 --> 00:29:45.289
number two, shoot angles complementary to your

00:29:45.289 --> 00:29:51.490
length and girth. Rule number four, no propping

00:29:51.490 --> 00:29:58.730
of the leg. Absolutely no undercarriage. Very

00:29:58.730 --> 00:30:03.670
important. used to listen to our original show,

00:30:03.789 --> 00:30:06.089
Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

00:30:06.089 --> 00:30:09.309
Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our

00:30:09.309 --> 00:30:11.390
original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio

00:30:11.390 --> 00:30:14.970
Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might

00:30:14.970 --> 00:30:17.470
ask why Harambe never listens to our original

00:30:17.470 --> 00:30:20.049
show, Two Dipshits and a Cheap Radio Shack Realistic

00:30:20.049 --> 00:30:23.269
Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is

00:30:23.269 --> 00:30:25.930
dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot

00:30:25.930 --> 00:30:28.029
did not watch her child properly while looking

00:30:28.029 --> 00:30:31.039
on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does not listen to

00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:32.960
our original show, Two Gibshits and the Cheap

00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:35.779
Radio Shack Realistic Dig Recorder, or any other

00:30:35.779 --> 00:30:41.539
show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. And now, Deep Thoughts

00:30:41.539 --> 00:30:48.339
with Mark. If I were floating in outer space,

00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:53.180
if I was to paddle my arms and legs, would I

00:30:53.180 --> 00:31:02.549
float faster? Hmm. I may never know. Our constant

00:31:02.549 --> 00:31:05.890
pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange

00:31:05.890 --> 00:31:10.089
insults from an alien. Real hilarity. If you

00:31:10.089 --> 00:31:17.329
were a spice, you would be flour. Hey look, I

00:31:17.329 --> 00:31:19.569
think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're

00:31:19.569 --> 00:31:23.970
safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

00:31:28.269 --> 00:31:32.829
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with

00:31:32.829 --> 00:31:36.869
them when they golf? In case they get a hole

00:31:36.869 --> 00:31:44.210
in one. The apocalypse just happened. You don't

00:31:44.210 --> 00:31:46.490
know what to do. You don't know where to go.

00:31:46.910 --> 00:31:51.069
But we can tell you what you can eat. During

00:31:51.069 --> 00:31:53.589
an apocalypse, you will probably need a good

00:31:53.589 --> 00:31:56.799
insecticide. Soybean, corn, and peppermint oil

00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.440
are some plant extracts that create powerful

00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.299
natural insecticides. They are some of nature's

00:32:02.299 --> 00:32:05.079
best organic and natural pesticides that when

00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:07.359
combined can make a far more superior weapon

00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:10.680
that growers can effectively use to improve their

00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:14.539
integrated pest management on their crops or

00:32:14.539 --> 00:32:23.289
on their person. Strange, but true. In 1962,

00:32:23.690 --> 00:32:27.250
President John F. Kennedy ordered 1 ,200 Cuban

00:32:27.250 --> 00:32:31.069
cigars right before he made them illegal. Have

00:32:31.069 --> 00:32:33.230
you ever wondered what something is or not? Have

00:32:33.230 --> 00:32:35.150
you ever looked at something and said, hmm, I

00:32:35.150 --> 00:32:38.150
wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have

00:32:38.150 --> 00:32:43.029
we. That's why we give you The Origin of. The

00:32:43.029 --> 00:32:46.450
Origin of the Nose Ring. The Middle East is the

00:32:46.450 --> 00:32:49.289
birthplace of the nostril ring piercing, tracking

00:32:49.289 --> 00:32:53.589
back 4 ,000 years. Nostrils were held as a status

00:32:53.589 --> 00:32:56.109
of upper class if they were pierced with a ring.

00:32:56.710 --> 00:33:01.509
You watch the news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse

00:33:01.509 --> 00:33:05.309
inevitable? We suggest you download all our podcasts

00:33:05.309 --> 00:33:08.509
beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

00:33:08.710 --> 00:33:14.799
We have the post -apocalypse. Very important

00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:17.180
for survival is to know the predators in your

00:33:17.180 --> 00:33:20.019
area. Study up on them and grab a few wildlife

00:33:20.019 --> 00:33:23.099
books to keep in your shelter. Find information

00:33:23.099 --> 00:33:26.099
for ways to kill the animal if edible and not

00:33:26.099 --> 00:33:29.519
damage the meat. A crossbow is usually most effective.

00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.599
Tools such as a duck call or a moose call could

00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:35.640
help one seek out possible food to kill. Search

00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:38.180
all uses for an animal after it is killed such

00:33:38.180 --> 00:33:40.940
as the pelt, the hooves or antlers can make a

00:33:40.940 --> 00:33:53.299
handy weapon if needed. The Kansas City Metroplex.

00:33:54.859 --> 00:34:08.820
All right. Got some emails. Okay. Oh, and we

00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:11.320
have a Jeffy X list later if we get to it, okay?

00:34:12.750 --> 00:34:15.989
All right, cool. He's back. Hello, my friends.

00:34:16.210 --> 00:34:19.449
Oh, I'm sorry. What did you say? I just said

00:34:19.449 --> 00:34:22.409
good. Oh, okay. Hello, my friend. Oh, Jeffy's

00:34:22.409 --> 00:34:25.730
back. Yeah, Jeffy's the best. He's on a roll

00:34:25.730 --> 00:34:30.449
on this one, too. Hello, my friends. This is

00:34:30.449 --> 00:34:34.289
Jeremy. I live in Brussels. I do like the podcast.

00:34:34.650 --> 00:34:37.710
I find your humor quite entertaining. I know

00:34:37.710 --> 00:34:40.590
three of us listen to it when we have Apple Podcasts

00:34:40.590 --> 00:34:43.179
going. I believe you wanted us to ride in from

00:34:43.179 --> 00:34:47.000
Belgium. If you pardon me, I'm going to the Schilling

00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:53.380
now to get a bite. Schilling? Is Schilling like

00:34:53.380 --> 00:34:57.280
a restaurant or something or a cafe? I don't

00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:02.420
know. You know what, I'll look it up later. Thank

00:35:02.420 --> 00:35:05.199
you, Jeremy. That's what we wanted, remember?

00:35:05.619 --> 00:35:10.530
We had the one guy ride in from Brussels. Now

00:35:10.530 --> 00:35:14.630
we have Jeremy from Brussels. Thank you, guys.

00:35:15.090 --> 00:35:17.610
It's cool. Thank you. Listen, we get quite a

00:35:17.610 --> 00:35:20.750
few hits. All of you are welcome to write in.

00:35:21.690 --> 00:35:26.170
Okay, now the new email is going to be 2douchebags

00:35:26.170 --> 00:35:33.389
at mail .com. Not live, geez. Mail .com. So it's

00:35:33.389 --> 00:35:38.010
2douchebags at mail .com. So you're from Brussels

00:35:38.010 --> 00:35:42.539
or anybody. Send them in. Hey, douchebags. I

00:35:42.539 --> 00:35:44.780
have a beta tape of the hillbillies jumping off

00:35:44.780 --> 00:35:47.340
the cliff in Lampy. I might have pawned it, though.

00:35:47.420 --> 00:35:52.079
I need to whip it money. Whip it money. Remember

00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:58.480
those? Yeah. Yeah. I need to whip it money. Mitch

00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:00.659
in South Central Freeman District, number four

00:36:00.659 --> 00:36:06.409
of Cass County Territory. I also am part of the

00:36:06.409 --> 00:36:08.489
Wreck the Fireplace Committee. We meet at my

00:36:08.489 --> 00:36:10.829
lake house on the shores of the beautiful crystal

00:36:10.829 --> 00:36:13.389
blue waters of Freeman Lake, Massey Creek Arms,

00:36:13.429 --> 00:36:21.469
second Thursday of every month. Mitch, you're

00:36:21.469 --> 00:36:27.210
fucking awesome. Thank you. Yeah, you are. Never

00:36:27.210 --> 00:36:30.550
a dull moment with Mitch. No. I needed Whip It

00:36:30.550 --> 00:36:37.239
money. He's reaching way back there for Whippet

00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:41.000
money. If you don't know what Whippet is, just

00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:42.880
look it up. And it's spelled just like it sounds.

00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:46.719
Whippet. It's all one word. Wasn't it where you

00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:53.460
bought cans of whipping cream? Whipped cream?

00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:58.239
Yeah. Yeah, and you would like... Yeah, and you

00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.400
release the gas into your mouth, I think. And

00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:03.460
you get like a head rush or something. Yeah.

00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.559
Lightheaded or something. A few years ago, I

00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.900
worked at a thing called Dam Jam. It was down

00:37:10.900 --> 00:37:13.320
at Bagnell Dam at the campground. And what it

00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:18.380
was, it was like a swag fest. Uh -huh. And my

00:37:18.380 --> 00:37:22.139
job was to take care of trash, help people, whatever,

00:37:22.420 --> 00:37:26.760
you know. Uh -huh. And they, them little containers

00:37:26.760 --> 00:37:31.579
were all over that campground. And all over.

00:37:32.509 --> 00:37:35.989
They were all doing whippets? Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:37:36.150 --> 00:37:40.489
There was tons of them. That's awesome. They

00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:44.070
sold them there. Oh, wow. Okay, and this is at

00:37:44.070 --> 00:37:47.989
like the Ozarks? Yeah. Okay, they can get away

00:37:47.989 --> 00:37:51.710
with it. Swag fest. Swag fest. I think I've heard

00:37:51.710 --> 00:37:58.090
of that. Yeah. Now they have it over at the Regalia

00:37:58.090 --> 00:38:01.460
and they named it something else. Dan, there's

00:38:01.460 --> 00:38:06.820
also one down in West Plains, Missouri. You remember

00:38:06.820 --> 00:38:11.179
that one? I've never been to it, but I know people

00:38:11.179 --> 00:38:13.920
that have. Yeah, it's like Hemp Fest or something

00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:19.400
like that. Something like that, yeah. A friend

00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:22.860
of mine in Val's, she actually went there one

00:38:22.860 --> 00:38:25.679
time with her ex -husband. And she said that

00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.019
there's this lady walking around throwing...

00:38:30.170 --> 00:38:33.190
Liquid at you and it's some sort of an acid when

00:38:33.190 --> 00:38:35.829
it hits you you'd start seeing colors and stuff

00:38:35.829 --> 00:38:41.110
And that's something yeah, I have no idea exactly

00:38:41.110 --> 00:38:44.050
what it was, but she swore by she said oh my

00:38:44.050 --> 00:38:45.929
god She said I didn't hardly know where I was

00:38:45.929 --> 00:38:48.849
at after she threw that stuff in her face So

00:38:48.849 --> 00:38:51.349
it was like some sort of a drug and some ladies

00:38:51.349 --> 00:38:53.809
walk around just like flipping it at people in

00:38:53.809 --> 00:38:57.929
their face That interesting I mean, I don't know

00:38:57.929 --> 00:39:01.489
if I'd like that you know If I want to get high,

00:39:01.610 --> 00:39:03.409
I want to do it on my own accord, not someone

00:39:03.409 --> 00:39:09.130
else's, you know. Right. Yeah, and then, weren't

00:39:09.130 --> 00:39:10.690
there some trouble back there a couple years

00:39:10.690 --> 00:39:15.269
ago? I was thinking, you know what, I'll have

00:39:15.269 --> 00:39:17.989
to look it up. I'm pretty sure it was like Hemp

00:39:17.989 --> 00:39:22.469
Fest or something. I can't think. It wasn't Hemp

00:39:22.469 --> 00:39:25.690
Fest. It was a more clever name, like 420 Fest

00:39:25.690 --> 00:39:28.079
or something. and it was in West Plains, Missouri,

00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.659
and it was every year, and I'm not sure if it

00:39:30.659 --> 00:39:33.059
even goes on anymore, but they had some sort

00:39:33.059 --> 00:39:36.000
of a bus there or something. Does that sound

00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:41.480
familiar? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, I'll

00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:43.460
have to look it up. I'll get back to everyone.

00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:49.920
Yeah. Yeah. But anyhow, when our friend told

00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.119
us that about the lady throwing acid or whatever

00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.340
it was in your face, I'm like, that's intense.

00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:58.219
So, all right. Hey, guys, I think I owe you a

00:39:58.219 --> 00:40:02.159
list of favorite sauces. You know who it is,

00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:06.880
right? All right. Number seven, Heinz 57 sauce.

00:40:07.179 --> 00:40:09.480
And we both overlooked that, but that is a good

00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:16.860
sauce. Yeah. Number six is Duke Mayo with sriracha

00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:20.139
sauce. I know of Duke Mayo. We don't have it

00:40:20.139 --> 00:40:23.400
around here very much. I think that's a South

00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:26.010
thing. but I didn't even know they made it with

00:40:26.010 --> 00:40:30.369
sriracha, so I guess they do. Number five is

00:40:30.369 --> 00:40:36.650
A1 Sauce. Number four, Pistol Pete's Red Hot

00:40:36.650 --> 00:40:41.369
Marinara Sauce. That sounds interesting, doesn't

00:40:41.369 --> 00:40:44.429
it? Marinara sauce, red hot. I love the name

00:40:44.429 --> 00:40:46.429
Pistol Pete, too, so it's got to be good, right?

00:40:47.809 --> 00:40:54.280
Number three, Crystal Hot Sauce. Yeah, Crystal's

00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:58.039
good. Have you had Crystal hot sauce? Yes. It's

00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:02.099
good. Number two, Tohula Girl green chili sauce.

00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:07.940
Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, that stuff is delicious. Little

00:41:07.940 --> 00:41:10.219
spicy, but delicious. It'll clear your sinuses

00:41:10.219 --> 00:41:14.300
pretty quick. And then finally, number one, Famous

00:41:14.300 --> 00:41:17.500
Dave's devil spit sauce. Yes. Have you had that,

00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:22.980
Rob? No, I have not. My older age. Me and spicy

00:41:22.980 --> 00:41:25.599
stuff don't get along. No, me neither, but I

00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.940
had to try it, and it's great sauce. It's got

00:41:28.940 --> 00:41:31.239
a really good flavor, but man, it will burn your

00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:37.059
tongue off. Good stuff. Okay, this next one,

00:41:37.099 --> 00:41:39.860
I'm just reading it. This is not what I think,

00:41:39.900 --> 00:41:43.179
Rob. This is what someone's asking. Okay, I don't

00:41:43.179 --> 00:41:47.119
feel this at all, but Rob, you seem preoccupied

00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.079
lately. Everything okay? I'm just checking in

00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.190
with you. Mark, I know you're okay, you cruise

00:41:52.190 --> 00:41:59.010
asshole. Benny in H -ville. Rob, you got... I'm

00:41:59.010 --> 00:42:02.250
fine. I'm fine. I've just been real busy lately.

00:42:02.710 --> 00:42:06.670
A little distracted, but I'm fine. Have I missed

00:42:06.670 --> 00:42:13.550
that? Well, I have been busy lately, you know.

00:42:13.630 --> 00:42:18.090
Okay. Benny didn't say anything bad. I mean,

00:42:18.130 --> 00:42:21.610
he sounds concerned. No, no. And I also have

00:42:21.610 --> 00:42:24.530
a girlfriend now, so there's another distraction.

00:42:24.849 --> 00:42:28.429
You know what, Benny? There you go. Life. We'll

00:42:28.429 --> 00:42:31.110
just say life is going on with Rob, so there

00:42:31.110 --> 00:42:34.269
you go. Benny, thank you. I'm fine. Thanks for

00:42:34.269 --> 00:42:36.510
your concern. Thank you for your concern. Yes,

00:42:36.909 --> 00:42:42.989
I am a cruise asshole, so okay. I don't know

00:42:42.989 --> 00:42:45.889
what else to say. Thank you, Benny. No, it's

00:42:45.889 --> 00:42:47.469
Benny. I thought it was Bernie for a second.

00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:52.159
It's Benny in Hville, and he spelled it H -V

00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:57.460
-I -L -L -E. Way to shoot. Yep, yep, it's that

00:42:57.460 --> 00:42:59.460
or Hooterville, one or the other. That's how

00:42:59.460 --> 00:43:01.440
you can tell they're from Harrisonville. They're

00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:04.260
either called Hooterville or H -Town or Hville.

00:43:04.619 --> 00:43:08.219
All right. Hey, I've noticed the transcripts

00:43:08.219 --> 00:43:11.179
are horrendous. I think you might know, but just

00:43:11.179 --> 00:43:13.780
in case, I'm letting you know. I love the podcast

00:43:13.780 --> 00:43:17.610
Emily in Lathrop. I know, you know where Lathrop

00:43:17.610 --> 00:43:21.190
is, north of Kansas City, just a bit. Yeah. Oh,

00:43:22.449 --> 00:43:25.929
go ahead, what? Oh, no, I say, yeah, I know where

00:43:25.929 --> 00:43:29.690
it's at. Okay, right off I -35, I believe. Yeah,

00:43:30.210 --> 00:43:33.670
we know they're horrible. We don't do it. It's

00:43:33.670 --> 00:43:38.389
a free service that RSS gives to us. And, look,

00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:42.670
we don't have time or the money to do it somehow

00:43:42.670 --> 00:43:46.360
else. We can't pay someone to do it. and we also

00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:50.599
don't have the time to do it ourselves. So whatever

00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:53.880
RSS gives us, if it's half right, it's better

00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:56.460
than what we have right now without them, and

00:43:56.460 --> 00:43:59.539
that's nothing. So I think that they can give

00:43:59.539 --> 00:44:02.219
you something for free. If it hits, from what

00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:04.360
I could tell, I read a couple of them, it hits

00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:06.679
about 70 % of the time. I think that's pretty

00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:08.719
fair for a free service. What do you think, Rob?

00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:13.429
Yeah, I think it's pretty fair. Yeah. I mean,

00:44:13.530 --> 00:44:15.710
look, it's never going to be perfect. Even if

00:44:15.710 --> 00:44:17.889
Rob and I had the time, we wouldn't hit everything

00:44:17.889 --> 00:44:20.730
either. It's just the way it is. You know, I

00:44:20.730 --> 00:44:24.969
mean, it would take forever to transcript everything

00:44:24.969 --> 00:44:27.710
that we say. So whenever they got this AI or

00:44:27.710 --> 00:44:30.969
whatever, it's good enough. And I'm sorry, but

00:44:30.969 --> 00:44:32.530
I mean, like I always said, I don't know why

00:44:32.530 --> 00:44:35.130
people want to read it. Why don't they just listen

00:44:35.130 --> 00:44:38.369
to it? I don't understand why the transcripts

00:44:38.369 --> 00:44:40.449
are such a big deal, but I guess they are to

00:44:40.449 --> 00:44:46.139
some people. So, Emily, thank you, but it's not

00:44:46.139 --> 00:44:48.980
going to be any different. I mean, what you have

00:44:48.980 --> 00:44:51.559
now is what you're going to have because of everything

00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:55.739
I just said. All right. Now, we got a featured

00:44:55.739 --> 00:45:02.440
email after that, too, from Johnny and OP. All

00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:05.340
right. Hey, guys. I read that Odyssey is going

00:45:05.340 --> 00:45:08.340
to sell most of the stations that they own after

00:45:08.340 --> 00:45:10.849
they turn them to profit makers. Kind of like

00:45:10.849 --> 00:45:13.469
flipping houses, only radio stations. You think

00:45:13.469 --> 00:45:16.750
that rock could be bought by someone and they

00:45:16.750 --> 00:45:19.489
could bring back Johnny Dare? Just hoping, Kenneth.

00:45:20.449 --> 00:45:26.809
I stick to what I said. The format of the rock

00:45:26.809 --> 00:45:29.670
and the fox is not the preferred demographic

00:45:29.670 --> 00:45:33.989
anymore. Advertisers don't care about us so much.

00:45:34.460 --> 00:45:37.320
They consider us not buying our new homes now.

00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.219
We might buy a car or something. We're not in

00:45:40.219 --> 00:45:42.239
the middle of our life trying to buy a boat or

00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.760
something. We're not that demographic. And I'm

00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.619
saying that if The Rock doesn't pick up Johnny,

00:45:47.739 --> 00:45:49.719
you're probably not going to get him on a radio

00:45:49.719 --> 00:45:52.179
station around Kansas City because the market

00:45:52.179 --> 00:45:54.699
is not big enough for two rock stations. And

00:45:54.699 --> 00:45:57.340
that's what happened in the first place. The

00:45:57.340 --> 00:46:01.309
Fox is doing a much better job. of uh of garnering

00:46:01.309 --> 00:46:03.690
this age group that they're both trying to hit

00:46:03.690 --> 00:46:08.110
on so um if the rock gets sold they're going

00:46:08.110 --> 00:46:11.489
to change it to something else i predict um i

00:46:11.489 --> 00:46:14.590
i still think that they're going to go for a

00:46:14.590 --> 00:46:17.489
harder edge x or the edge or something like that

00:46:17.489 --> 00:46:19.769
and you might see laszlo in the morning but i'm

00:46:19.769 --> 00:46:22.170
telling you look man i'm no radio expert obviously

00:46:22.170 --> 00:46:26.269
but this is how i i think about it i think that

00:46:26.269 --> 00:46:29.000
our demographic is not the person is not the

00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:31.219
preferred anymore. And you're not going to see

00:46:31.219 --> 00:46:33.400
new stations popping up with the rock format.

00:46:33.440 --> 00:46:35.019
You're going to see them popping up with something

00:46:35.019 --> 00:46:39.099
else. So one Oh one has got this station mark.

00:46:39.179 --> 00:46:42.000
He's got the, they've got the market cornered.

00:46:42.260 --> 00:46:45.860
So I think if the, I think that they'll get Johnny,

00:46:45.900 --> 00:46:49.920
but it's got to run its course. It's got to go

00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:54.019
through the, the non -compete and then there

00:46:54.019 --> 00:46:55.719
might be a little bit of tug and war between

00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:57.960
what they pay him and stuff like that. So it's

00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:00.960
going to be a while, but if the Fox doesn't get

00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:03.500
him, then I don't think you're going to see him

00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:05.780
on radio, which is a damn shame because he's

00:47:05.780 --> 00:47:08.539
very talented and very good. This is my own opinion

00:47:08.539 --> 00:47:11.300
of what's going on. I could be very wrong, and

00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:16.320
I've been wrong before a lot. I was going to

00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:21.650
add that the non -compete Even if somebody does

00:47:21.650 --> 00:47:25.289
buy it and start up another rock station, he

00:47:25.289 --> 00:47:28.969
still won't be able to for a while. Yeah. Well,

00:47:29.690 --> 00:47:33.070
no, he wouldn't be competing then. No, no. But

00:47:33.070 --> 00:47:35.710
then that would, I don't know how that works

00:47:35.710 --> 00:47:39.289
non -compete if they sell. Yeah. The thing is,

00:47:39.329 --> 00:47:42.090
is you're not going to see anybody buying a radio

00:47:42.090 --> 00:47:44.690
station and turning it to rock. It's just the

00:47:44.690 --> 00:47:47.900
way it is. I don't see that either. Now, it's

00:47:47.900 --> 00:47:49.760
too bad, it's unfortunate, but we're not that

00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.440
demographic. We're not the sexy demographic anymore.

00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:55.099
And let alone them putting any money into it

00:47:55.099 --> 00:47:57.780
like having a decent morning show. They just

00:47:57.780 --> 00:47:59.780
don't do it. They don't have the money for it.

00:48:01.059 --> 00:48:04.219
But if there's a station that's going to do it,

00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:06.320
it's going to be the Fox. Because like I said,

00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:09.500
Cumulus in Kansas City is about the only conglomerate

00:48:09.500 --> 00:48:13.579
I see trying to add talent, not take away talent.

00:48:14.689 --> 00:48:16.670
So I'm still sticking with my statement. What

00:48:16.670 --> 00:48:19.869
do you think, Rob? Yeah, I'm sticking with it,

00:48:19.889 --> 00:48:22.130
too. Okay, well, you shall see what happens.

00:48:22.269 --> 00:48:24.630
And this is not a knock on Johnny. We love him.

00:48:24.690 --> 00:48:27.670
We think he's a great morning show guy. He's

00:48:27.670 --> 00:48:30.489
one of the best in the business. I think he would

00:48:30.489 --> 00:48:32.789
be a great addition to the box. I really do.

00:48:32.969 --> 00:48:34.949
I think so, too. I just think it's a landscape

00:48:34.949 --> 00:48:37.210
of radio. I mean, you know, people like Bubba

00:48:37.210 --> 00:48:41.550
the Love Sponge, they had to go to a video thing

00:48:41.550 --> 00:48:43.369
on the Internet. I mean, and they do very well.

00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:46.599
Because that guy has had the most rabid fans

00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:49.619
since day one. People that love him are nuts

00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.360
about him. And they walk their wall for him.

00:48:52.539 --> 00:48:56.699
So when he went to Twitch at first, now I don't

00:48:56.699 --> 00:48:59.239
know what else, Rumble, mainly YouTube and Facebook

00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:02.679
now, he has people sending him money. And he

00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:06.380
is completely, completely a listener -funded

00:49:06.380 --> 00:49:09.159
show. And people send him money because they

00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:13.619
want him to be there every morning. That tells

00:49:13.619 --> 00:49:15.800
you about the landscape of that type of radio

00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:20.800
and that type of a show. So, I just don't think

00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:23.159
that you're going to see any type of a radio

00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:26.440
station willing to invest in a said morning show

00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:30.539
like that anymore. So, anyhow. And unfortunately,

00:49:30.739 --> 00:49:33.019
some of the greats have been iced out now for

00:49:33.019 --> 00:49:37.400
a while. The only saving grace is Anthony Acumia

00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:41.159
of Opie and Anthony. He got a job on the weekends.

00:49:41.260 --> 00:49:45.139
I think it's like one day a week on WABC in New

00:49:45.139 --> 00:49:47.800
York. But I think it's a political thing. I don't

00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:50.320
think it's your wacky, well, I know it's not.

00:49:50.420 --> 00:49:53.079
It's not your wacky morning show, you know, like

00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:55.239
having people have sex in a cathedral or whatever

00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:58.139
the fuck they did. I forgot. Or that bus with

00:49:58.139 --> 00:50:00.139
the strippers and shit like that. You will not

00:50:00.139 --> 00:50:03.409
see that on WABC. He's going to be whatever.

00:50:03.630 --> 00:50:05.630
I think he's conservative. You're going to hear

00:50:05.630 --> 00:50:07.610
that stuff. You're not going to hear the stuff

00:50:07.610 --> 00:50:09.889
that they used to do at all. Because that's gone.

00:50:11.530 --> 00:50:18.269
Okay. Johnny No P. The Great Mini Rubik's Cube

00:50:18.269 --> 00:50:22.429
Caper. God, if I could talk. And that's all he

00:50:22.429 --> 00:50:24.710
wrote. Just like he wrote Llama. He said, The

00:50:24.710 --> 00:50:29.289
Great Mini Rubik's Cube Caper. Rob, do you know

00:50:29.289 --> 00:50:34.489
anything about this? Why does that sound familiar?

00:50:35.329 --> 00:50:37.690
Well, because it was a funny joke we used to

00:50:37.690 --> 00:50:41.769
do all the time. Johnny, keep them coming. He

00:50:41.769 --> 00:50:43.949
says he has a bunch more stuff that he remembers

00:50:43.949 --> 00:50:48.489
that we don't. Okay. All right. We were going

00:50:48.489 --> 00:50:51.530
through Davey's closet, the one in the main upstairs

00:50:51.530 --> 00:50:54.389
in the main hallway. There's that little closet,

00:50:54.469 --> 00:50:56.610
right? We're going through it looking for something.

00:50:57.250 --> 00:51:01.679
And we find this mini Rubik's Cube. Remember

00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:05.960
the mini ones, the small ones? Yeah. Okay, you

00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:09.420
know Davey liked to wear spandex, right? Yeah.

00:51:09.619 --> 00:51:16.840
Okay. He put this Rubik's Cube down his spandex,

00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:19.539
right on his crotch. It looked like a perfect

00:51:19.539 --> 00:51:22.699
little square. And we used to go to the mall

00:51:22.699 --> 00:51:26.099
and other places with that sitting there. And

00:51:26.099 --> 00:51:29.130
we would wait, because... Women check out guys

00:51:29.130 --> 00:51:30.889
like guys check out women. You know, they kind

00:51:30.889 --> 00:51:32.730
of like look up and down and go, all right, that

00:51:32.730 --> 00:51:35.750
looks decent, all right. Every chick would be

00:51:35.750 --> 00:51:37.389
like sitting there listening to them and kind

00:51:37.389 --> 00:51:39.949
of look down and you see their eyes bulging up.

00:51:39.969 --> 00:51:42.329
What the fuck is that? It's this perfect square

00:51:42.329 --> 00:51:46.389
where his dick should be. And it's spandex. Do

00:51:46.389 --> 00:51:50.750
you remember that at all? No, I do not remember

00:51:50.750 --> 00:51:53.570
that. We used to do that at the mall or any public

00:51:53.570 --> 00:51:57.219
place. Everyone would act like nothing was going

00:51:57.219 --> 00:52:00.000
on. And you see them looking, and they were too

00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:04.280
ashamed. They didn't want us to think that they

00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:06.019
were looking, so they wouldn't say anything.

00:52:06.380 --> 00:52:07.900
Instead, they just sit there and kind of look

00:52:07.900 --> 00:52:10.059
down a couple of times and try to look down again

00:52:10.059 --> 00:52:12.639
and try to figure it out. And you can see they're

00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:14.300
giving it out on the looks on their face. They

00:52:14.300 --> 00:52:15.940
didn't realize it, but they're having this confused

00:52:15.940 --> 00:52:21.059
look like, what the fuck is that? It was just

00:52:21.059 --> 00:52:23.780
the perfect crime. And it's all because Davey

00:52:23.780 --> 00:52:25.900
was dicking around. Oh, and it happened to be

00:52:25.900 --> 00:52:28.079
his nephew, Michael's. It happened to be his

00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:30.099
mini Rubik's Cube. And he wasn't very happy that

00:52:30.099 --> 00:52:32.059
it was pressed up against Dave's nutsack for

00:52:32.059 --> 00:52:37.280
all those years. But I'm pretty sure, you know

00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.239
what, it probably got alcoholed off. And I don't

00:52:40.239 --> 00:52:43.380
think he even has it anymore. I doubt it. So,

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:46.400
hey, Johnny, keep them coming. I forgot about

00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:49.460
the llamas. I forgot the mini Rubik's Cube. So,

00:52:49.500 --> 00:52:52.099
I forget about a lot of shit. He's also the guy

00:52:52.099 --> 00:52:54.099
that told me about the car that ran me off the

00:52:54.099 --> 00:52:56.480
road with the guns and shit. He's the one that

00:52:56.480 --> 00:52:59.400
remembered that, too. So, he has a much better

00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.679
memory than me, I can tell you that. Yeah, no

00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:05.420
doubt. So, I'm going to tell his name one of

00:53:05.420 --> 00:53:07.280
these days. I don't think he's that worried about

00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:11.280
it. And if he is, this is your warning. Anyhow,

00:53:11.300 --> 00:53:19.829
Rob, let's go to you. Alright. Classified document

00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:23.429
posted to the CIA website is raising eyebrows

00:53:23.429 --> 00:53:27.929
with claims of an alleged UFO attack on Soviet

00:53:27.929 --> 00:53:34.389
forces. The viral report summarizes an article

00:53:34.389 --> 00:53:38.369
published in Canadian Weekly World News, and

00:53:38.369 --> 00:53:42.090
I'm just going to say a Ukrainian paper. I'm

00:53:42.090 --> 00:53:45.150
not even going to try it. Babel Snatch? The Ukrainian

00:53:45.150 --> 00:53:50.250
paper Babel Snatch? Okay, yeah, yeah. and was

00:53:50.250 --> 00:53:52.949
initially released to the public in May 2000.

00:53:53.550 --> 00:53:57.030
The firsthand report described a retaliatory

00:53:57.030 --> 00:54:00.570
alien attack after Soviet soldiers reportedly

00:54:00.570 --> 00:54:04.050
shot down a UFO flying over a military base.

00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:07.809
The aliens reportedly emerged from the wreckage,

00:54:07.969 --> 00:54:12.510
fusing together into one object and bursting

00:54:12.510 --> 00:54:17.210
into a bright light and turning all but two of

00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:24.090
the soldiers. Huh? Yeah, that's what the report

00:54:24.090 --> 00:54:30.670
says. Where is this report coming from? It's

00:54:30.670 --> 00:54:37.389
from the CIA. Whoa. Okay. And it was published

00:54:37.389 --> 00:54:41.190
in the Canadian Weekly World News and that Ukrainian

00:54:41.190 --> 00:54:52.039
paper. That's rather scary. If the KGB file corresponds

00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:56.559
to reality, this is an extremely menacing case.

00:54:56.940 --> 00:55:02.420
An unnamed CIA representative was quoted by saying

00:55:02.420 --> 00:55:05.719
in the report, the aliens possess such weapons

00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:09.579
and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.

00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:15.820
They can stand up for themselves at attack. Canadian

00:55:15.820 --> 00:55:24.119
Weekly World News. between 1989 and 1990 and

00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:36.739
was initially published in 1993. Wow. Yeah. That's

00:55:36.739 --> 00:55:39.440
crazy. Well, I've always said this and I stick

00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:43.900
to it. Aliens don't need anything from us as

00:55:43.900 --> 00:55:46.659
of right now. So they're not messing with us.

00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:50.360
But they're advanced and they're out there. As

00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:52.539
soon as they need something from us, then we'll

00:55:52.539 --> 00:55:54.739
bet we're all gone. They'll wipe us off the face

00:55:54.739 --> 00:55:57.480
of the Earth and take the Earth. Just my personal

00:55:57.480 --> 00:56:04.599
opinion. Thank you, Rob. Wow. The report also

00:56:04.599 --> 00:56:09.079
describes how five short humanoids with large

00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:12.500
head and large black eyes emerged from the downed

00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:16.320
spacecraft used together to create one single

00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:21.679
object while emitting a loud buzzing. These large

00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:23.980
black eyes came from somewhere because virtually

00:56:23.980 --> 00:56:27.179
every description of an alien has that in it.

00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:30.679
Have you noticed? Yeah, yeah. I'd like to know

00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:32.739
where it came from. I think there's some sort

00:56:32.739 --> 00:56:38.980
of truth in it. I'm trying to believe in this

00:56:38.980 --> 00:56:44.340
story. When I read it. Truth is always stranger

00:56:44.340 --> 00:56:46.800
than fiction. I've said this for a long time

00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:53.980
now, and it's true. Wow. Yeah. Okay, is that

00:56:53.980 --> 00:56:57.659
it? Yeah, that's it. Okay, let's take our second

00:56:57.659 --> 00:57:01.500
break, and Jeffy X got a list. That sound good?

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:04.820
Sounds good. All right, we'll be right back.

00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:14.659
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Hmm, let's

00:57:14.659 --> 00:57:17.820
see. If I identify as a dog, and I start wandering

00:57:17.820 --> 00:57:20.179
around the block without a collar on, Could Animal

00:57:20.179 --> 00:57:25.079
Control come by and pick me up? I may never know.

00:57:29.639 --> 00:57:35.219
Why, Whataburger, you say? Well, because what

00:57:35.219 --> 00:57:38.400
a deep -fried crispy chicken nugget just didn't

00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:45.260
have the right ring. Hey fellas, remember to

00:57:45.260 --> 00:57:48.619
wipe away from the twins! Stay fresh ideas from

00:57:48.619 --> 00:57:55.539
the douchebags. Two douchebags and microphone

00:57:55.539 --> 00:57:59.059
in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

00:57:59.059 --> 00:58:07.139
you first world problems. My 76 inch smart HDMI

00:58:07.139 --> 00:58:13.079
triphonic stereo TV. My remote won't work unless

00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:16.980
I'm right in front of it. I can't believe it.

00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:26.179
This is bullshit. Your mom is so scatterbrained.

00:58:26.260 --> 00:58:37.199
It took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Strange,

00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:43.059
but true. In 1903, two unrelated men named Will

00:58:43.059 --> 00:58:46.219
and William West identical in appearance, were

00:58:46.219 --> 00:58:48.820
both sent to Leavenworth Prison, causing confusion.

00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:52.019
This led to the adoption of fingerprint identification.

00:58:53.420 --> 00:58:56.579
No bat light here. These idiots just show up

00:58:56.579 --> 00:59:05.760
and hope for the best. Knob Lake is an unincorporated

00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:08.079
community in southern St. Francis County, Missouri,

00:59:08.300 --> 00:59:11.000
United States. It is located on Missouri Route

00:59:11.000 --> 00:59:14.420
DD, just east of U .S. Route 67, approximately

00:59:14.420 --> 00:59:17.219
8 miles south of Farmington, Missouri. Knob Lick

00:59:17.219 --> 00:59:20.639
has a post office with the zip code 63651, which

00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:23.920
has been in operation since 1870. The community

00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:26.119
takes its name from nearby Knob Lick Mountain.

00:59:26.380 --> 00:59:28.880
In the Ozarks, Knob typically refers to an isolated

00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:32.420
summit, and Wick is a natural salt lick or salt

00:59:32.420 --> 00:59:36.280
spring. The mountain runs across U .S. 67. Approximately

00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:38.920
80 acres of the summit are protected by the Missouri

00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:41.480
Department of Conservation. A gravel road leads

00:59:41.480 --> 00:59:43.659
to the conservation area, which includes a granite

00:59:43.659 --> 00:59:47.000
glade, picnic facilities, and a closed fire lookout

00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:50.699
tower. 147 was the population reported in 2020.

00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:56.039
Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's

00:59:56.039 --> 01:00:03.300
the island of horrible jokes. I bought a jacket

01:00:03.300 --> 01:00:05.869
from the store. I had to take it back. It kept

01:00:05.869 --> 01:00:08.869
shocking me. They gave me another one, free of

01:00:08.869 --> 01:00:12.710
charge. Now, from his underground bunker in Camden,

01:00:12.710 --> 01:00:15.610
Missouri, stocked full of dried goods, canned

01:00:15.610 --> 01:00:19.610
food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is Ramblings

01:00:19.610 --> 01:00:23.389
of a Madman, featuring Rob Rad. Batman would

01:00:23.389 --> 01:00:27.329
look ridiculous solving crime on a sunny day.

01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:47.000
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark on

01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:48.860
the extreme southern edge of the Kansas City

01:00:48.860 --> 01:00:54.000
Metroplex. And I am Rob. It's beautiful. I angle

01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:58.820
on the lake to the ocean. Yay. Where are you,

01:00:58.980 --> 01:01:07.119
Mitch? Yes, Mitch. Mitch, you've got to send

01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:09.800
us a picture. I've got to see what you look like.

01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:17.760
Dude's genius, I swear. I want a picture of that

01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:20.659
lake, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. The beautiful crystal

01:01:20.659 --> 01:01:29.119
blue waters of the Massey Creek Arm. Oh, my God.

01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:34.559
I don't know. He's got a 10 -word description

01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:40.280
of it that I love. Okay, well, we have a new

01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:44.019
Jeffy X list. And this comes from this article

01:01:44.019 --> 01:01:47.019
here. Jeffy X had to do a little checking. So,

01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:49.639
now they have fried chicken flavored toothpaste.

01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:52.920
And it sells out shortly after it's introduced.

01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:56.679
Fried chicken isn't just a food anymore, Rob.

01:01:56.900 --> 01:02:01.239
It's a paste. KFC recently introduced a fried

01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.239
chicken flavored toothpaste. The flavors are

01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:07.099
inspired by all of KFC's 11 herbs and spices.

01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:14.340
Herbs, not herbs. I always call them herbs. I

01:02:14.340 --> 01:02:16.500
know it's herbs. According to a news release,

01:02:16.739 --> 01:02:20.519
like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC original

01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:23.780
recipe chicken, this toothpaste is irresistible,

01:02:23.900 --> 01:02:26.739
coating your teeth in flavor before leaving your

01:02:26.739 --> 01:02:29.980
mouth feeling fresh and clean. The news release

01:02:29.980 --> 01:02:32.460
said of the Kentucky -based fast food chain's

01:02:32.460 --> 01:02:37.019
new toothpaste. Well, you know what? Jeffy X.

01:02:37.280 --> 01:03:06.019
Sign me up. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. Colgate Labs,

01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:08.440
and he got us a list of the failed toothpaste

01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:11.320
flavors that they're trying to come out with.

01:03:11.539 --> 01:03:13.960
They all went to these focus groups and panels

01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:17.800
and they failed. But Jeffy acts like a true hero

01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:20.619
that he is. He went in there and he confiscated

01:03:20.619 --> 01:03:24.500
this list before he was caught. And he did this

01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:29.619
with his dirty Sgt. Pepper's uniform on. That

01:03:29.619 --> 01:03:32.820
you embroidered for him how many years ago, or

01:03:32.820 --> 01:03:36.679
a year ago, or over a year ago now, right? That

01:03:36.679 --> 01:03:39.880
was not this last Christmas, but this was before.

01:03:40.260 --> 01:03:42.320
Yeah, he's been wearing this thing solid ever

01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:44.619
since. Even when he puts on the flying bat suit

01:03:44.619 --> 01:03:47.400
that you made him, he puts that over the Sgt.

01:03:47.440 --> 01:03:49.780
Pepper's outfit. He's a huge Beatles fan, and

01:03:49.780 --> 01:03:52.380
Sgt. Pepper was his favorite one from the Beatles.

01:03:52.780 --> 01:03:55.719
And Rob was nice enough, because all the lists

01:03:55.719 --> 01:03:58.449
he gives us, and him. quite frankly, risking

01:03:58.449 --> 01:04:00.750
his life in these situations to get us these

01:04:00.750 --> 01:04:03.909
lists that have been thrown away under lock and

01:04:03.909 --> 01:04:09.349
key. And so Rob made him some Jeffy X embroidered

01:04:09.349 --> 01:04:11.730
underwear with a Jeffy on the back and an X on

01:04:11.730 --> 01:04:15.349
the front with a Steven Pearcy from the Glam

01:04:15.349 --> 01:04:19.570
Band rat. He used to supposedly have a pouch

01:04:19.570 --> 01:04:22.289
sewn in on the inside of his spandex so he could

01:04:22.289 --> 01:04:24.070
put a sock or two in there and, you know, look

01:04:24.070 --> 01:04:27.050
a little beefy there. Well, you know, we're pretty

01:04:27.050 --> 01:04:29.070
sure that Jeffy X doesn't need it, but Rob was

01:04:29.070 --> 01:04:31.570
nice enough to put one in there if he felt he

01:04:31.570 --> 01:04:38.030
needed some, you know, added bulge, right? And

01:04:38.030 --> 01:04:44.449
then you made him a flying bat suit and the Sergeant

01:04:44.449 --> 01:04:47.170
Pepper's outfit, which he refuses to take off.

01:04:47.489 --> 01:04:51.409
So, and it was white, of course. The Sergeant

01:04:51.409 --> 01:04:55.219
Pepper. Yeah, yeah. I think you need to make

01:04:55.219 --> 01:04:57.960
him another one. Give that to him so he can put

01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:00.440
it on and he can take that other one off and

01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:03.460
trash it. But give him like one for every day

01:05:03.460 --> 01:05:05.820
of the week. That way he can take it off and

01:05:05.820 --> 01:05:08.880
still have it. Do what? Find out what his birthday

01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:12.219
is. Okay, I will. And I'll get that to you and

01:05:12.219 --> 01:05:14.000
then you can give him that for it. And me, I'm

01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:17.340
a much simpler man. I gave him $3 ,000 to buy

01:05:17.340 --> 01:05:20.280
on hookers and blow or maybe get his mom a gift.

01:05:20.820 --> 01:05:24.480
Whatever he felt like. So, Jeffy, we love you.

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:29.880
All right. The number one that failed was green

01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:35.500
bean flavored toothpaste. Sounds good to me.

01:05:36.059 --> 01:05:38.559
I don't understand why that failed. How do you

01:05:38.559 --> 01:05:41.480
feel, Rob? I don't either. I don't see why it

01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:43.559
failed me. Yeah, green bean sounds great, man.

01:05:43.619 --> 01:05:46.440
I wonder if it, like, has the onions and the

01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:50.659
stewed tomatoes in it and all that, too. You

01:05:50.659 --> 01:05:52.940
know, how some people do their green beans. Or

01:05:52.940 --> 01:05:54.840
it was just flat green beans. Did it have butter

01:05:54.840 --> 01:05:58.460
in it and onions? You know, it didn't say here.

01:05:58.840 --> 01:06:01.460
But either way, green beans sounds fantastic

01:06:01.460 --> 01:06:05.639
in a toothpaste, doesn't it? It does. Well, I

01:06:05.639 --> 01:06:07.960
don't know why it didn't fail or why it didn't

01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:10.980
work. All right. Next one is vinegar and oil.

01:06:14.420 --> 01:06:17.619
Talk about the perfect complement to any food.

01:06:17.780 --> 01:06:21.900
Vinegar and oil. I don't know what this focus

01:06:21.900 --> 01:06:24.179
panel's thinking. I don't get it. I don't either.

01:06:24.360 --> 01:06:27.260
I don't either. Burger and oil on a toothpaste?

01:06:28.539 --> 01:06:32.500
Oh, well. The next one I think I agree with.

01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:40.980
Salmon flavored. Rob? Yeah. I gotta agree with

01:06:40.980 --> 01:06:43.119
him on that. Okay. Nobody wants to smell like

01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:47.039
fish on their breath, right? Nah. Yeah. The only

01:06:47.039 --> 01:06:48.679
reason you always smell fish on your breath is

01:06:48.679 --> 01:06:50.579
a particular reason, and that's not what they're

01:06:50.579 --> 01:06:56.119
talking about, right? Exactly. All right. Next

01:06:56.119 --> 01:07:02.300
one is squid. Yeah. Once again. Yeah, yeah. I

01:07:02.300 --> 01:07:05.500
think I see that. Now, you know, smelling like

01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:07.599
salmon is one thing or tuna or whatever, but

01:07:07.599 --> 01:07:11.039
squid is a whole other dynamic to gross. So,

01:07:11.099 --> 01:07:14.820
yeah, I agree. The next one I think I see, too,

01:07:14.900 --> 01:07:17.340
because I'm not a seafood guy, but maybe you

01:07:17.340 --> 01:07:19.659
could say something different, Rob, in protest,

01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:22.659
because you do like some seafood, right? Yeah,

01:07:22.659 --> 01:07:27.119
some I do. Okay. Clam chowder. Not the toothpaste.

01:07:28.739 --> 01:07:32.760
Clam chowder. I think I agree with that. I'm

01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:34.360
going to have to agree with him on that one,

01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:37.179
too. Yeah, that doesn't sound appeasing at all.

01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:38.980
As a matter of fact, it sounds downright gross.

01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:47.079
The next one. Would be liver and onions. Oh,

01:07:47.179 --> 01:07:49.739
I definitely have to agree with him on that one.

01:07:50.099 --> 01:07:54.860
Yeah, yeah, I don't think liver and onions, yeah,

01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:56.840
yeah, I don't think it belongs with toothpaste.

01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:59.539
I think I'd have to agree with him on that. Now,

01:07:59.539 --> 01:08:01.980
this next one's a damn shame, Rob. I am personally

01:08:01.980 --> 01:08:05.420
insulted that this didn't make it. 7 -Eleven

01:08:05.420 --> 01:08:08.570
nacho cheese that comes out of a pump can. What

01:08:08.570 --> 01:08:10.849
the hell's wrong with that? Oh, come on. Yeah,

01:08:11.010 --> 01:08:16.449
you guys are a bunch of buzzkills. Jeez. I don't

01:08:16.449 --> 01:08:18.090
know what to say, Rob. You got anything to say

01:08:18.090 --> 01:08:22.489
to that? There's not much you can say. That's

01:08:22.489 --> 01:08:28.189
just wrong. Yeah. 7 -Eleven nacho cheese in a

01:08:28.189 --> 01:08:34.010
pump can is divine. Okay. All right. The next

01:08:34.010 --> 01:08:37.960
one, I think I agree with. Blood sausage. What

01:08:37.960 --> 01:08:42.600
do you think, Rob? Yeah, I got to agree with

01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:44.920
him on that. Yeah, the blood sausage toothpaste.

01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:49.399
Not a big hit. Not a big hit at all. The next

01:08:49.399 --> 01:08:52.539
one I have a personal problem with. Who does

01:08:52.539 --> 01:08:55.880
not love those juicy rotisserie chickens on the

01:08:55.880 --> 01:09:00.039
little spindle rolling around? Oh, come on. They

01:09:00.039 --> 01:09:04.380
said no to that. A beautiful, delicious rotisserie

01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:07.119
chicken. And they didn't want to put it in toothpaste

01:09:07.119 --> 01:09:10.939
flavor? I mean, you know, you got fried chicken

01:09:10.939 --> 01:09:14.140
flavor already. Why not just expand it to rotisserie?

01:09:15.380 --> 01:09:20.420
You passed the KFC. Yeah, yeah. I don't get it.

01:09:21.279 --> 01:09:23.300
I think they missed the boat on that one too,

01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:25.560
Rob. I don't know what to say. I'm sitting here.

01:09:25.619 --> 01:09:28.760
I'm flabbergasted. That's what it is. Are you

01:09:28.760 --> 01:09:33.479
flabbergasted? I am. Yes. We're both flabbergasted.

01:09:33.979 --> 01:09:37.770
Highly. All right, next one. How about egg salad?

01:09:41.970 --> 01:09:46.430
Yeah. I like that. I like that. You like it?

01:09:46.470 --> 01:09:49.390
All right. Well, I'm sorry they failed you, Rob.

01:09:49.489 --> 01:09:51.529
You're not going to get egg salad because this

01:09:51.529 --> 01:09:55.069
focus panel, being snobbish, turned it down.

01:09:55.149 --> 01:09:59.069
I'm sorry, Rob. Just can't afford to eat it anymore.

01:10:00.409 --> 01:10:03.689
Yeah. Yeah, you need to take out a loan on your

01:10:03.689 --> 01:10:07.960
house to fucking do it. Yeah. Yeah. Egg prices.

01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:11.960
All right. Next one would be Carolina Reaper

01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:17.119
flavored toothpaste. You know, I think I could

01:10:17.119 --> 01:10:19.979
see some logic in that. What about you? Yeah.

01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:24.260
Okay. Yeah. Especially if you're fighting gum

01:10:24.260 --> 01:10:31.600
disease. Oh. Oh, damn. Oh. Or even if you have

01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:33.800
a cavity. You'll know it after that, won't you?

01:10:34.359 --> 01:10:37.199
Oh, hell yeah. You'll be hitting the fucking

01:10:37.199 --> 01:10:42.220
roof. The next one, it depends. I know half and

01:10:42.220 --> 01:10:44.100
half. Half the people I know love it, half the

01:10:44.100 --> 01:10:47.039
people I know hate it. I'm a hater of it, but

01:10:47.039 --> 01:10:53.800
spam -flavored toothpaste. I'm going to have

01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:58.720
to agree with him on that. Yeah, spam is... It

01:10:58.720 --> 01:11:04.529
doesn't look edible to me. It looks like coagulated

01:11:04.529 --> 01:11:08.310
pressed vomit. It smells about the same, too.

01:11:10.029 --> 01:11:13.789
All right. The next one, I think I agree with,

01:11:13.829 --> 01:11:15.390
too, unless you put a little garlic in it, it

01:11:15.390 --> 01:11:17.810
may not be too bad, but potted meat flavored

01:11:17.810 --> 01:11:21.909
toothpaste. I have to agree with him on that

01:11:21.909 --> 01:11:24.350
one, too. I think so. Even if you put a little

01:11:24.350 --> 01:11:25.989
garlic in it, I think it's not going to save

01:11:25.989 --> 01:11:28.470
it. You know, it basically looks like chewed

01:11:28.470 --> 01:11:31.489
up meat that someone spit in a can. There you

01:11:31.489 --> 01:11:39.500
go. Um, next one is garlic hummus. Um, I don't

01:11:39.500 --> 01:11:41.880
know. Sounds kind of good. I could go with that.

01:11:42.100 --> 01:11:45.920
I could, too. I could go with that. Yeah. You

01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:47.880
know, these focus panels, I don't know. They're

01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:51.920
a little snobby, don't you think? Yeah. No garlic

01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:55.399
hummus? I mean, you could, like, brush your teeth

01:11:55.399 --> 01:11:58.699
and then eat pita chips afterwards. It'd be like

01:11:58.699 --> 01:12:01.159
eating hummus and pita chips. Oh, my God. That

01:12:01.159 --> 01:12:05.090
would be perfect. Yeah. Did no one, like, let

01:12:05.090 --> 01:12:06.989
them know that they could do that at the focus

01:12:06.989 --> 01:12:11.250
panel? I don't know. Once again, I'm baffled,

01:12:11.270 --> 01:12:15.949
Rob. I'm baffled. The next one would be garlic

01:12:15.949 --> 01:12:18.989
hummus. Oh, no, no. Shit. Just did that, didn't

01:12:18.989 --> 01:12:23.130
I? Alright. I am... I don't know what's wrong

01:12:23.130 --> 01:12:25.909
with me tonight. Something is. Alright. The next

01:12:25.909 --> 01:12:32.859
one is spinaca. Spinach. Yeah. Yeah, I agree

01:12:32.859 --> 01:12:36.619
with him on that one. Yep, yep. The next one,

01:12:36.699 --> 01:12:39.100
you better not say in front of Topher. He was

01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:42.020
kidnapped by these bastards and is forced to

01:12:42.020 --> 01:12:46.560
touch kale every day. Oh. He still has nightmares.

01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:50.159
Cindy, his wife, has to treat him for PTSD every

01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:53.119
evening because that kale episode where the kale

01:12:53.119 --> 01:12:56.279
producers of America grabbed him and made him

01:12:56.279 --> 01:12:58.739
touch kale every day for two months until he

01:12:58.739 --> 01:13:05.729
escaped. That was truly a tragedy. It was. It

01:13:05.729 --> 01:13:10.149
was. We have the tapes of Topher in there. He

01:13:10.149 --> 01:13:13.449
managed to get away in the kale fields. He was

01:13:13.449 --> 01:13:17.550
running. And while he was recording for us, he

01:13:17.550 --> 01:13:19.670
accidentally touched some kale and he had to

01:13:19.670 --> 01:13:25.229
get off. I mean, per guy. All right. And then

01:13:25.229 --> 01:13:31.840
finally, baloney. Come on, guys. Baloney's a

01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:37.720
great American food. And toothpaste? Delicious.

01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:43.939
What could go wrong with that, Rob? Once again,

01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:48.539
flabbergasted. What about you, Rob? Yeah, they're

01:13:48.539 --> 01:13:51.779
letting us down. Yeah, they are. We're both flabbergasted.

01:13:51.960 --> 01:13:57.340
I don't know what else to say. So, Rob, we turn

01:13:57.340 --> 01:14:02.369
to you. Okay, well, I have a recall. Uh -oh.

01:14:03.470 --> 01:14:10.130
Yeah, uh -oh. Vermont -based Cabot Creamery is

01:14:10.130 --> 01:14:15.569
recalling more than 1 ,701 pounds of butter due

01:14:15.569 --> 01:14:19.029
to the product containing elevated levels of

01:14:19.029 --> 01:14:26.170
holoform. Holoform... It's a bacteria found in

01:14:26.170 --> 01:14:32.210
human and animal feces. Is that what causes cholera?

01:14:34.390 --> 01:14:37.470
Or do you know? I don't know. I'll have to look

01:14:37.470 --> 01:14:43.729
that up. Anyhow. The recall affects 8 -ounce

01:14:43.729 --> 01:14:47.210
packages of Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium

01:14:47.210 --> 01:14:51.399
Butter Sea Salty. The butter comes in a package

01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:56.779
of two 4 -ounce sticks with the UPC number. You

01:14:56.779 --> 01:15:01.699
know what to look for. The recalled butter also

01:15:01.699 --> 01:15:08.060
has a best -by date of September 9, 2025. The

01:15:08.060 --> 01:15:12.319
butter was sold at retailers in Arkansas, Connecticut,

01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:16.880
Maine, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania,

01:15:17.359 --> 01:15:26.750
and Vermont. Okay, here is what I found on coliform.

01:15:27.109 --> 01:15:30.289
Most coliform bacteria are not harmful. However,

01:15:30.529 --> 01:15:32.869
some can make you sick. A person who has been

01:15:32.869 --> 01:15:34.829
exposed to these bacterias may have an upset

01:15:34.829 --> 01:15:39.229
stomach, vomiting, and fever or diarrhea. And

01:15:39.229 --> 01:15:44.350
it comes out of well waters a lot too. And that's

01:15:44.350 --> 01:15:47.970
for obvious reasons because of the urine. Okay,

01:15:48.449 --> 01:15:53.649
yeah. Yeah, I remember when I took my pool certification,

01:15:53.890 --> 01:15:59.350
we had to work. Oh, yeah, yeah. People matter

01:15:59.350 --> 01:16:04.149
in the pool and stuff. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I know

01:16:04.149 --> 01:16:08.149
what you're talking about now. All right. Rob,

01:16:08.329 --> 01:16:10.510
there's an Australian surgeon that was fined

01:16:10.510 --> 01:16:15.270
$10 ,000 for sharing a picture of a coma patient's

01:16:15.270 --> 01:16:21.850
swastika -tattooed penis. A doctor in Australia

01:16:21.850 --> 01:16:24.189
found himself stuck between a rock and a hard

01:16:24.189 --> 01:16:27.970
place. They wrote this, not me. A Queensland

01:16:27.970 --> 01:16:30.970
surgeon was reprimanded and slapped with a $10

01:16:30.970 --> 01:16:34.229
,000 fine for snapping a photo of a coma patient's

01:16:34.229 --> 01:16:38.550
penis, which featured a swastika tattoo, and

01:16:38.550 --> 01:16:41.590
then sharing it on a WhatsApp group chat, according

01:16:41.590 --> 01:16:45.140
to the New Zealand Herald. The tattooed patient

01:16:45.140 --> 01:16:49.180
required orthopedic surgery in April 2019. After

01:16:49.180 --> 01:16:52.020
a pipe bomb he was reportedly making at home

01:16:52.020 --> 01:16:58.380
exploded in his hands. He deserved it. He deserved

01:16:58.380 --> 01:17:01.279
it. Yeah, he had a swastika tattoo on his penis

01:17:01.279 --> 01:17:07.079
and he's making a pipe bomb? I'm sorry, that

01:17:07.079 --> 01:17:10.439
spells trouble to me. What do you think? Oh my

01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:15.319
God, yeah. He was intubated and placed in a medically

01:17:15.319 --> 01:17:18.619
induced coma while recovering in intensive care

01:17:18.619 --> 01:17:20.779
when the surgeon noticed his hateful tattoo.

01:17:21.539 --> 01:17:24.239
He then took matters into his own hands and shared

01:17:24.239 --> 01:17:27.300
a picture of the patient's apparently anti -Semitic

01:17:27.300 --> 01:17:30.819
private parts in a group chat with their co -workers,

01:17:31.060 --> 01:17:33.939
the Herald reported. The scandal flew under the

01:17:33.939 --> 01:17:35.920
radar until the Office of the Health Minister

01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:38.659
received a tip about the bizarre ordeal in late

01:17:38.659 --> 01:17:41.960
2024. The department launched an investigation

01:17:41.960 --> 01:17:44.859
and found that the surgeon's actions had no clinical

01:17:44.859 --> 01:17:48.659
or medical purpose. The tribunal overseeing the

01:17:48.659 --> 01:17:51.119
controversy recognized that the surgeon had expressed

01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:54.420
regret for the private photo sharing, but the

01:17:54.420 --> 01:17:57.579
doc was still fined a whopping $10 ,000 and reprimanded.

01:17:57.600 --> 01:18:00.500
The patient was unconscious and partially vulnerable,

01:18:00.939 --> 01:18:04.199
the tribune said. The surgeon was fined but free

01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:06.760
to practice after. And you see, if that happened

01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:10.090
in America, He would probably not be practicing

01:18:10.090 --> 01:18:13.829
anymore, wouldn't you think? No, he would not.

01:18:13.930 --> 01:18:16.369
But you know what? I think I'd have to do the

01:18:16.369 --> 01:18:20.270
same thing. I get it. You know we would. You

01:18:20.270 --> 01:18:23.109
know we would. My caption on the group chat on

01:18:23.109 --> 01:18:25.050
the WhatsApp chat would be like, look at this

01:18:25.050 --> 01:18:27.449
moron. Can you believe he's working on a pipe

01:18:27.449 --> 01:18:29.829
bomb to blow himself up? That's what it would

01:18:29.829 --> 01:18:35.050
be. I'm sorry, man. I don't know about feeling

01:18:35.050 --> 01:18:38.439
that. I would do the same thing. Yeah, yeah,

01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:39.899
I would too. I think that's what you're supposed

01:18:39.899 --> 01:18:43.140
to do as a man. You're like, okay. But that's

01:18:43.140 --> 01:18:47.039
probably why we're not doctors. Good point, Rob.

01:18:47.180 --> 01:18:52.779
Good point. Okay, Rob, you got something you

01:18:52.779 --> 01:18:54.699
want to go into? I don't know what else after

01:18:54.699 --> 01:18:59.000
that one. Geez. Yeah, I got one. All right, go.

01:19:00.420 --> 01:19:04.600
The sweet steaks got me known for... The massive

01:19:04.600 --> 01:19:07.520
check being delivered to unsuspecting winners,

01:19:07.819 --> 01:19:11.520
Publisher's Clearinghouse, is filed for bankruptcy.

01:19:13.239 --> 01:19:15.739
Really? I don't know how long it was going to

01:19:15.739 --> 01:19:19.819
take. I know. They've been around for shit. Ever.

01:19:19.960 --> 01:19:25.840
Yeah, since we were... Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh,

01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:27.640
no, no. I was just going... I didn't know where

01:19:27.640 --> 01:19:30.760
to take... I'm just going, wow. Go ahead. I'm

01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:35.579
sorry. Oh. The company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

01:19:35.579 --> 01:19:38.539
in the bankruptcy court of the Southern District

01:19:38.539 --> 01:19:43.220
of New York. The filing will allow the company

01:19:43.220 --> 01:19:48.039
to reorganize its structure. It plans to move

01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:52.159
away from direct mail, retail, and magazine subscriptions

01:19:52.159 --> 01:19:56.699
and transform into a digital advertising platform

01:19:56.699 --> 01:20:00.079
that will have free -to -play entertainment via

01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:03.340
the web and apps. that will allow users to win

01:20:03.340 --> 01:20:08.699
prizes. They've already had that. So they're

01:20:08.699 --> 01:20:12.119
going strictly to that, I guess. Okay, well,

01:20:12.220 --> 01:20:14.560
that would make more sense in today's environment,

01:20:14.720 --> 01:20:18.119
wouldn't it? Yeah, because I remember my cousin

01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:21.319
sitting around playing the games on her phone

01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:26.199
trying to win. Yeah, so they're doing away with

01:20:26.199 --> 01:20:29.520
the direct mail and all that. The company said,

01:20:29.600 --> 01:20:33.729
folks, it's clearing house. in a business -as

01:20:33.729 --> 01:20:36.550
-usual manner, including having the Price Patrol

01:20:36.550 --> 01:20:40.210
visit winners, giving them the supersized check,

01:20:40.470 --> 01:20:43.949
champagne, and flowers, the same way it has done

01:20:43.949 --> 01:20:55.409
for more than half a century. Okay. TCH claims

01:20:55.409 --> 01:21:00.729
it has awarded more than $618 million over the

01:21:00.729 --> 01:21:07.130
years. Wow. A lot of money. It is, and I could

01:21:07.130 --> 01:21:11.229
not believe they're still around. Yeah. Okay,

01:21:11.270 --> 01:21:15.710
wow. Thank you, Rob. It's 9 .15. Do you want

01:21:15.710 --> 01:21:17.189
to keep going or do you want to shut it down?

01:21:17.250 --> 01:21:21.210
I'll leave it up to you. I've got a few more

01:21:21.210 --> 01:21:27.350
minutes. Okay. Are you done? Yeah, that's all

01:21:27.350 --> 01:21:30.539
on that story. Okay. an eatery was forced to

01:21:30.539 --> 01:21:33.539
compensate four thousand guests after drunk teens

01:21:33.539 --> 01:21:37.680
urinated into broth a video of drunk teenagers

01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:40.020
urinating into broth at a restaurant in china

01:21:40.020 --> 01:21:43.159
went viral forcing the eatery to compensate four

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:46.020
thousand guests the seventeen -year -old males

01:21:46.020 --> 01:21:49.970
at a shanghai branch of The country's biggest

01:21:49.970 --> 01:21:53.390
hotspot chain carried out the unsanitary act

01:21:53.390 --> 01:21:56.609
on February 24th in a private dining room of

01:21:56.609 --> 01:22:00.970
the restaurant, according to the BBC. Hedalia

01:22:00.970 --> 01:22:02.970
admitted their employees working at night failed

01:22:02.970 --> 01:22:05.789
to stop the teens and claimed they weren't alerted

01:22:05.789 --> 01:22:08.470
to the nasty situation until four days later,

01:22:08.630 --> 01:22:12.789
according to CNN. It then took the company, which

01:22:12.789 --> 01:22:15.250
owes more than 1 ,000 restaurants worldwide,

01:22:15.789 --> 01:22:18.390
until March 6th to confirm the location where

01:22:18.390 --> 01:22:21.590
the gross scene occurred. Guests at Hedalia used

01:22:21.590 --> 01:22:24.449
their own personal hot pot to cook their food,

01:22:24.569 --> 01:22:27.210
so it seems no one actually consumed the urine

01:22:27.210 --> 01:22:29.970
-laden meal. But it remains unclear whether or

01:22:29.970 --> 01:22:33.470
not the hot spot the teens used was properly

01:22:33.470 --> 01:22:37.270
disinfected before being given to the next customer.

01:22:38.090 --> 01:22:42.250
Hedalia has since assured the public it's replaced

01:22:42.250 --> 01:22:45.909
all its hot spot equipment. dining utensils and

01:22:45.909 --> 01:22:49.310
disinfected other crockery and utensils we fully

01:22:49.310 --> 01:22:52.210
understand the distress caused to our customers

01:22:52.210 --> 01:22:56.350
by the sense that we they cannot be fully compensated

01:22:56.350 --> 01:22:58.750
by any means the company said in the statement

01:22:58.750 --> 01:23:01.829
we're willing to do our utmost to take responsibility

01:23:01.829 --> 01:23:05.449
and we assure you that no act like this will

01:23:05.449 --> 01:23:11.229
ever happen again and you know it said it said

01:23:11.229 --> 01:23:15.170
it This happened between February 24th and March

01:23:15.170 --> 01:23:19.369
8th. And anybody that was in there during that

01:23:19.369 --> 01:23:23.710
time is offered a full refund as well as monetary

01:23:23.710 --> 01:23:26.670
compensation ten times the amount they were billed.

01:23:27.409 --> 01:23:32.689
So, okay, so this way I take it, Robbie, you

01:23:32.689 --> 01:23:35.229
correct me if I'm wrong. Or if you think I'm

01:23:35.229 --> 01:23:39.819
wrong. Okay. They pissed in these pots. But they

01:23:39.819 --> 01:23:42.340
can't prove that they were disinfected correctly,

01:23:42.680 --> 01:23:47.640
right? Right. Okay. Well, these pots get very

01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:50.899
hot. Now, I'm not saying, like, you know, someone

01:23:50.899 --> 01:23:53.659
urinating in a pot is cool and then you have

01:23:53.659 --> 01:23:56.460
your food in there. But what I'm saying is it's

01:23:56.460 --> 01:23:59.680
cooked to over 190 degrees, which kills anything

01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:03.340
in it. I think it's 180 kills any bacteria that

01:24:03.340 --> 01:24:06.729
could be in it. So these were clean pots when

01:24:06.729 --> 01:24:09.729
you heat them up that much to cook your food.

01:24:10.869 --> 01:24:14.630
So I think at first I didn't read the whole article.

01:24:14.649 --> 01:24:16.569
I was like, oh, no, they owe those people more.

01:24:16.689 --> 01:24:19.729
Now that I know that they didn't serve the urine

01:24:19.729 --> 01:24:23.350
directly to people and that they don't know they

01:24:23.350 --> 01:24:25.710
could have sanitized them or they may not have,

01:24:25.869 --> 01:24:28.649
that's the part they don't know, they're offering

01:24:28.649 --> 01:24:32.170
them a full refund, an apology, and ten times

01:24:32.170 --> 01:24:37.819
the amount of their bill. Yeah, yeah. That is

01:24:37.819 --> 01:25:03.729
fair. I mean, look, I mean, that chain might

01:25:03.729 --> 01:25:06.189
go out of business anyhow because people don't

01:25:06.189 --> 01:25:07.970
like that. You don't mess with their food, right?

01:25:08.109 --> 01:25:12.069
Do you like that, Rob? I don't like people messing

01:25:12.069 --> 01:25:14.130
with my food either. Me neither. I can't stand

01:25:14.130 --> 01:25:16.810
it whenever I see people and it's got a half

01:25:16.810 --> 01:25:19.270
-open kitchen and I see someone over there telling

01:25:19.270 --> 01:25:21.350
a joke and you see the little spitballs flying

01:25:21.350 --> 01:25:23.970
in your food because you know, like, maybe you're

01:25:23.970 --> 01:25:26.090
the only person there and they're working on

01:25:26.090 --> 01:25:28.500
something and you see the plate. And then some

01:25:28.500 --> 01:25:30.659
guy comes up telling a joke, and it's like, dude,

01:25:30.739 --> 01:25:32.619
get away from my food. Don't fucking breathe

01:25:32.619 --> 01:25:35.100
on it. Don't talk to the guy. I can see little

01:25:35.100 --> 01:25:37.579
spitballs fucking hitting it. That drives me

01:25:37.579 --> 01:25:39.619
nuts. I could see how someone would be like,

01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:43.079
ugh. I mean, that would be hard to get over.

01:25:43.279 --> 01:25:48.800
But anyhow, Rob, you got something? I got a cool

01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:53.119
little story here. All right. A nine -year -old

01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:57.069
boy in Kansas drove his parents. truck to school

01:25:57.069 --> 01:25:59.569
on Wednesday after he missed the school bus.

01:26:01.949 --> 01:26:07.970
Okay. KAKE reports that police in May received

01:26:07.970 --> 01:26:11.989
a call Wednesday morning about a young boy driving

01:26:11.989 --> 01:26:15.590
a white pickup. After traveling to the scene,

01:26:15.729 --> 01:26:18.409
they were then redirected to the nearby school,

01:26:18.670 --> 01:26:23.109
Praywoodman Elementary. Once there, police learned

01:26:23.109 --> 01:26:25.829
the boy had taken his parents' white Chevy truck

01:26:25.829 --> 01:26:29.229
to make the three -mile trip between his house

01:26:29.229 --> 01:26:33.050
and the school. The boy told police his dad was

01:26:33.050 --> 01:26:35.529
already at work and his mom was out of town,

01:26:35.670 --> 01:26:37.750
so he took the truck because he didn't want to

01:26:37.750 --> 01:26:43.090
miss school. Sergeant Braden Blackburn told news

01:26:43.090 --> 01:26:45.829
outlets that the youth parked better than most

01:26:45.829 --> 01:26:50.310
people parked. This was a new one up. For us,

01:26:50.329 --> 01:26:53.710
he added, there were no collisions or traffic

01:26:53.710 --> 01:26:56.470
issues and police did not write any tickets.

01:26:56.930 --> 01:27:00.369
Like Burns said, and he's sure he's in tons of

01:27:00.369 --> 01:27:07.050
trouble with his parents. I bet he is. Yeah.

01:27:08.710 --> 01:27:12.409
He was trying to get to school, right? How much

01:27:12.409 --> 01:27:15.210
trouble would you be in for missing school, though?

01:27:15.310 --> 01:27:17.270
Yeah, that's... Come on, you gotta... I'm kind

01:27:17.270 --> 01:27:20.380
of... I can understand him getting a talking

01:27:20.380 --> 01:27:22.199
to, but that'd be about it, man. It'd be like,

01:27:22.220 --> 01:27:24.439
look, you're trying to get to school. We find

01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:26.859
that admirable. Just don't do it in the car when

01:27:26.859 --> 01:27:28.819
you're not licensed, you little fuck. And that's

01:27:28.819 --> 01:27:36.800
about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool story. I thought

01:27:36.800 --> 01:27:38.920
it was pretty cool. All right. Do you want to

01:27:38.920 --> 01:27:40.500
keep going or do you want to wrap this bitch

01:27:40.500 --> 01:27:44.920
up? That's about all I got for tonight, my friend.

01:27:45.300 --> 01:27:49.489
All righty. All right. Well, that's all the douchebags

01:27:49.489 --> 01:27:51.350
you get for tonight, but never fear. We'll be

01:27:51.350 --> 01:27:54.529
back Tuesday evening with another Star Spangled

01:27:54.529 --> 01:27:59.149
Loaded Edition, right? Yes, we will. Star Spangled

01:27:59.149 --> 01:28:02.989
and loaded like a baked potato. We may not have

01:28:02.989 --> 01:28:04.750
sour cream, but everything else will be there,

01:28:04.829 --> 01:28:09.170
right, Rob? Yes. Yeah. And we even have a little

01:28:09.170 --> 01:28:11.890
garlic, too, if you like that. That's how fully

01:28:11.890 --> 01:28:16.250
loaded we are. Just no sour cream. All right.

01:28:16.569 --> 01:28:18.069
Everybody, have a good night. Thank you for listening,

01:28:18.149 --> 01:28:22.430
assholes. Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.

01:28:26.090 --> 01:28:29.609
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark

01:28:29.609 --> 01:28:32.689
has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:28:32.689 --> 01:28:36.329
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:28:36.329 --> 01:28:37.270
your ear holes soon.