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Listener, promise to make all my family members

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just to have a selfie with the Knobloch sign.

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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we don't

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stand behind our journalistic integrity. Go ahead

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and assume we got the story wrong. At least we

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admit it. Not like all those other guys. We can

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and will lie if it makes the story better. Two

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douchebags and a microphone. So you want proof

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that we love you here at Q Douchebags and Microphone

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Central? Here's a proof right here about the

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drink of the week. Hey, sporty pants. How about

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a black currant margarita? 24 ounces of tequila.

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The best or what good? 20 ounces of cream big

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cassé. 96 ounce big bucket margarita mixer. Garnish

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with lined wheels. Served in a tall pollens glass.

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Combine ingredients with Big Buffy. Stir, seal,

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and open the vent. Freeze and serve. Enjoy, poggers.

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Have at it. Strange, but true. When Howard Schnitzer

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had a heart attack at a grocery store in Rubel,

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Minnesota in 2011, 20 people lined up and performed

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CPR on him for over an hour and a half until

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paramedics arrived. When the paramedics arrived

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via helicopter, they witnessed an astonishing

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scene. Mary Sadova, a Mayo Clinic flight nurse

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who flew in on the emergency helicopter saying,

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it was unbelievable. There were probably 20 in

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line. Waited their turn to do CPR. They just

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kept slide -climbing through. Thankfully, 54

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-year -old Schnitzer survived the ordeal. And

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now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. If you melt dry

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ice in a pool, can you swim without getting wet?

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Hmm. I may never know. Two Dishbags and Microphone

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is the only podcast available anywhere with gusto.

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That's right, I said gusto. Gusto is a magical

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ingredient in Schlitz beer that makes it so damn

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delicious. So enjoy a little gusto with your

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podcast today. Two douchebags and microphone.

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I am Mark here in the Kansas City chapter. And

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I am Rob at the beautiful Ion War Arm of Lake

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of the Osa. That sounded awesome, Rob. It was

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music to my ears. You see the Ion War Arm is

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the spring -fed arm, so it would naturally be

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more beautiful, right? So there. Yes, it is.

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I mean, the Osa job, you know. Let's see, which

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arm is it that comes down? There's one that comes

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down from Truman. That's the Osage arm. Yeah,

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the Osage. And that's a muddy river. It's a lot

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like the Missouri River. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's

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why we always have that little gag at the first.

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The people that live around here know, or the

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people from here that live somewhere else that

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listen, they know. The Missouri River is muddy

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and nasty, and that's why we always say the beautiful

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crystal clear. Blue waters of the Missouri River.

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So some people may not get it, but most people

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do. We do really well around these parts. So,

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you know, I'd like to see our numbers in Cass

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County, dude. I tell you, I mean, I make fun

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of those fuckers all the time, but they still

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listen. What the hell? Well, that's because we're

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from Cass County. No, I know. You know what?

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A lot of them know me and they know I'm just

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joking around, you know, so. But anyhow, you

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know, I make fun of myself just as much. And

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so do you. Right. All right. All right. I got

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something for you here, Rob. You ever think of

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things people say, you know, whenever they say

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something, you take it literally like someone

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goes, I'd like to pick your brain. And the first

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thing I think of is a water pick or an ice pick.

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They both sound pretty bad, right? Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah. You know, and I have a bad habit of doing

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that. I imagine it because I got a crazy imagination.

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Someone goes, I'd like to pick your brain. And

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automatically I'm wincing. And they're like,

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what? You don't want to talk? I'm like, forget

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it. Go on. You know, so, you know, if my thoughts

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were for sale, you know, I'd be insulted if someone

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gave me a penny, you know, because a good old

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penny for your thoughts. It's like, no, no, no,

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no. If I'm going to tell you anything, I at least

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want a buck, right? I mean, wouldn't you demand,

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yeah, you'd demand more money. You'd be like,

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no, I ain't going to tell you anything for one

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cent. Fuck off. Get out of here. You're not worth

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even talking to. So. I'm running if someone says

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I'm beating around the bush. What about you?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They say I'm beating around

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the bush. I'm like, hmm. Okay, that's my cue.

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I've got something to do. Have a good day. Get

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the hell out of there. Maybe call the cops. Sorry

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to bother you. Yeah, yeah. Sorry to bother you.

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Have a good day. How about under the weather?

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Aren't we all under the weather? I mean, the

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weather is usually above us, like rain, sunshine,

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clouds, right? We're all under the weather, right?

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Okay. All right. Just checking. Just checking.

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Did you know that most vasectomies are scheduled

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during March Madness? Actually, I have heard

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that. Yes. I have heard that. And the reason

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is because a guy wants to sit at home. Yeah,

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they can lay around and watch basketball, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, they don't care if they got an ice

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pack on their fucking nutsack. They're watching

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basketball, and they get to stay there the whole

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time and watch basketball. They have an excuse

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to stay in their recorder. Yeah, uninterrupted.

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So, you know, around March Madness time, anyone

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that can get in that's going to have a bisectomy

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does if they're a big, you know, college basketball

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fan. How about a service? I get it. I do, too.

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When I first read that, I'm like, that is brilliant.

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It really is. I mean, I wonder who came up with

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that. How can I say? I've actually heard that

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for a few years now. I have, too. I have, too.

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And I think it's brilliant. You talk about a

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diehard fan. Yeah, I'll have my nutsack cut so

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I can watch fucking basketball. But that is a

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guy. That's a guy's guy right there. You know?

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that's that's a guy's guy it's like so uh you

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love basketball huh yeah i love basketball so

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much i have my nuts cut just to watch him oh

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you won you won so um how about a service that

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delivers uh beer and mixed drinks to well you

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know guys nursing their cut up nut sacks watching

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basketball wouldn't that be a great idea possibly

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like a consent waiver yeah Yeah, that would be

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a good idea, but they would have to bring it

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in the door. Mm -hmm. Because you would not be

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able to get up and walk out to the door, walk

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to the door to get it. Well, I mean, you know,

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if they tip really good, yeah, you know, all

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right, okay, I'm going to be at a glimpse of

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someone, you know, fucking nursing their nutsack,

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but you know what? Maybe it's not that bad if

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you hand me an extra 20, right? You go, okay,

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here's your stuff. Most guys would put a blanket

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over themselves, whatever. Yeah, you know, most

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of them would because, you know, no one wants

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to see Frank and Nut there sitting there watching

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basketball. So, yeah. You know, I think that'd

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be good, but you'd have to have like a consent

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waiver, don't you think? I will not slam painkillers

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during drinking time, the strengths that you're

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giving me. I will not slam any painkillers. And

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if I do, you're not liable because I told you

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I would not. Or something like that. Don't even

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mention it. Don't even mention it. Yeah. How

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about something like a gamer bundle? You can

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have like a gamer bundle, which is like a 12

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-pack of your favorite beer, a couple of Jack

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and Cokes for when your team gets beat, Flamin'

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Hot Cheetos and Raspberry Zingers. Wouldn't that

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be awesome? Fucking Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Raspberry

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Zingers and Jack and Cokes. Just, you know, ding

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dong. Hey, I'm in here nursing my nutsack. Come

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on in. Okay. Here's your two Jack and Cokes right

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here, okay? Here's your Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

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Here's your Raspberry Zingers. Here's your cheeseburger.

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All right, you're all good to go. All right,

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over there on the counter, there's a 20. Go ahead

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and grab it, sir. Thank you. Have a great day.

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Sounds great to me. Yeah, me too. Or maybe a

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premium bundle that would be something like a

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case of beer, fresh ice packs for your balls,

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a wristwatch mute button when the play -by -play

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guys drone on about free throws, a bag of taco

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-flavored burritos, Southwestern -style cheese

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dip, three zebra cakes, and a pack of strawberry

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Pop -Tarts already heated in a heat pack. So

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your Pop -Tarts are in a heat pack already heated,

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and they're nice and gooey, and you just pull

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them out of the heat pack and eat them right

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there. You don't have to get off of your couch.

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You were hungry when you wrote this out, didn't

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you? Yes, and I wasn't even on Perks. This is

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my natural stuff. I'm kind of almost embarrassed.

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You keep talking about food, Bob, out of your

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nut sack. Oh, well, I'm actually really fucking

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stuffed right now. Hula hands, you know hula

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hands, the chain hula hands? Yeah, yeah. Okay,

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well, there's one not too far from us over in

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Leawood. And I took Val to her appointment today,

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her medical appointment. And Houlihan's is right

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on the way back, and they're having happy hour.

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So we go by there, and we're getting these prime

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rib egg rolls and lettuce wraps and a cheeseburger

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and a couple of giant yinlings. And, oh, my gosh,

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man, I mean, I'm like full. So when I wrote that,

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I must have been hungry. Because even that right

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there didn't sound really like. crazy good. It

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sounded good, but not like hungry good. You know

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what I mean? Where you're going, gosh, that sounds

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great. So, um, anyhow, um, the very last douchebag

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episode I did out of sync. I doubled up again.

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This time I caught it this morning and I was

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able to take it down and fix the problem. Like

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I told you last time, I'm not, I'm still not

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sure about what's making it double track like

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that. I just need to remember to check the recording

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before posting it. You know, um, I've gotten

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really good at splitting the stereo tracks. And

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I went to YouTube to figure out how to do that.

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Because I'm like, man, there's got to be a way

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to clean this up. Because remember the first

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one I couldn't fix? Right. Well, I had no idea

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about this. But by the time I went back to it,

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it was already... I don't have the master recording.

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It was already sliced up. So I couldn't go back

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to it. So if I have the recording on a scan disc...

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then i could take the that's what i'm starting

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to do now so like when i'm talking to you when

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we're getting ready to get off the phone i put

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it on and i put it on a scan disc i put that

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on there and that's the master recording and

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then i put it back on my computer with that scan

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disc you see what i mean and then i butcher it

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up so now i have the original recording so i

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can um I can go back to that if I need to, or

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I can split up the stereo tracks and take off

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the bottom, the second half, so it's mono, which

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doesn't matter because it's a podcast. So I'm

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starting to learn how to do this stuff better,

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so bear with me, everybody, and eventually we'll

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be on YouTube like we said. Anyhow, I've got

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a question for you, Rob. Do you like the Drink

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of the Week segment, the Drink of the Week? Yes,

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I do. Okay, it's going to get better. Because

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what I did was, Norwegian Cruise Line has the

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best drinks on the high seas. Everybody knows

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this, that cruises a lot. Because they give you

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a free open bar with it. And they have bars all

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over the place. And it's more of like the drinking

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cruise. If you want to go there and get hammered,

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you go Norwegian. Because it's unlimited. Unlimited

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everything. And they have the best drinks too.

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So what I did was I found out the mock recipes

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of these, like the Bushwhacker, which is a fantastic

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drink. I've got the mock recipe to that, how

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to make that actually at home. And I've got like

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some other ones. I'm also going to do famous

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shots, including the alien brain hemorrhage shot.

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Have you ever had an alien brain hemorrhage?

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I've never even heard of it. Oh. Only on sci

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-fi movies. No, this is the thing. Look it up

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on the Internet. It's true. I first had one in

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Canada. My cousin and his wife turned me on to

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this shot. It does look like a brain that could

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have hemorrhaged, and it is an odd green color

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as well. So actually, you know, I looked that

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up, and I was like, you know, I thought that

00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:37.820
was only around maybe Canada type of thing. No,

00:14:37.980 --> 00:14:40.679
it's on the Internet, the alien brain hemorrhage,

00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:43.100
how to make one and make it look just like that

00:14:43.100 --> 00:14:46.830
brain that hemorrhaged. in your shot glass you

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see so when they they pour these different alcohols

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in it but when they pour the last one in it that's

00:14:51.590 --> 00:14:55.990
when the what they first put in it uh coagulates

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and looks like a brain that's been hemorrhaged

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it looks horrible but it tastes okay but i mean

00:15:03.769 --> 00:15:06.769
at first you're like i'm not drinking this shit

00:15:06.769 --> 00:15:11.100
and you're like okay well you know I paid that

00:15:11.100 --> 00:15:13.899
much for alcohol. I'm drinking it. Yeah, no,

00:15:13.980 --> 00:15:18.480
no, no. Yeah, I agree. And also, just for the

00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:20.600
fact that I go, yeah, I drank an alien brain

00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:26.039
hemorrhage. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bragging rights.

00:15:26.659 --> 00:15:29.840
Yeah, yeah. So if anyone says that, I go, yeah,

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I tried one. What? You did? Yeah, up in Camden.

00:15:33.659 --> 00:15:36.929
Relatives bought it for me. It doesn't taste

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that bad, but it tells you how to make that.

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And it shows you making it on YouTube even. And

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when you put the last liquor in there, it turns

00:15:44.990 --> 00:15:47.690
into that coagulated looking brain hemorrhage.

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And I'm like, cool. So that one's coming up.

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And also drinks that are smoked. You take a smoke

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gun and pepper it with smoke. The smoked peach

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and charred pineapple margaritas are insanely

00:16:01.210 --> 00:16:05.570
good. And also, smoke guns are relatively inexpensive,

00:16:05.990 --> 00:16:10.529
so buying one won't take up rent money. One of

00:16:10.529 --> 00:16:12.190
the things that you do is you soak the pineapple

00:16:12.190 --> 00:16:14.990
ring in vodka and take it out and you light it

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on fire. It'll go out quickly, but it won't go

00:16:17.710 --> 00:16:20.649
out until it chars the pineapple ring. The charring

00:16:20.649 --> 00:16:23.309
of the pineapple ring is amazing. The taste goes

00:16:23.309 --> 00:16:25.629
with the drink so well. So, have you ever had,

00:16:25.629 --> 00:16:29.830
like, charred pineapple? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's

00:16:29.830 --> 00:16:34.629
really good, right? Usually on hand. Yeah. Yeah.

00:16:35.049 --> 00:16:38.549
Well, I'll tell you what. In a charred pineapple

00:16:38.549 --> 00:16:41.950
margarita, it's even better. And you put the

00:16:41.950 --> 00:16:45.289
ring on the edge. Oh, it's very good. Very good.

00:16:46.129 --> 00:16:48.789
I found that recipe, too. So that's going to

00:16:48.789 --> 00:16:53.850
be in there, too. So, anyhow, those are stuff

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that are coming up that I just wanted to mention

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here and let people know that these are coming

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up. And I'm really proud of these things. I think

00:17:02.070 --> 00:17:04.349
this is pretty neat where you tell people how

00:17:04.349 --> 00:17:07.190
to make these drinks that are really, you know,

00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:10.529
kind of niche and they can do them at home if

00:17:10.529 --> 00:17:13.289
they want to. So I'm going to try some of these.

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So, and anyhow, so. I mean, we are all, most

00:17:18.970 --> 00:17:21.730
of us are adults here. So yeah, we can talk about

00:17:21.730 --> 00:17:25.970
that. Yeah, yeah. Well, it does say that we have

00:17:25.970 --> 00:17:29.690
explicit content on every podcast. So that means

00:17:29.690 --> 00:17:32.309
that under 21 probably should not be listening

00:17:32.309 --> 00:17:35.009
to it. And we don't encourage any minors to listen

00:17:35.009 --> 00:17:38.569
to this. This is not for their humor. I mean,

00:17:38.690 --> 00:17:40.430
even though they hear stuff worse than that in

00:17:40.430 --> 00:17:44.529
school, I'm sure. But we don't encourage any

00:17:44.529 --> 00:17:47.329
minor to listen to this. This is pure filth that

00:17:47.329 --> 00:17:53.329
you shouldn't listen to. And so tomorrow I've

00:17:53.329 --> 00:17:55.569
got to go back in for another gum surgery, right?

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It sucks because... I told you about that, you

00:17:59.019 --> 00:18:02.339
know, my tooth broke off, you know. Yeah, you

00:18:02.339 --> 00:18:05.359
told me about that. Yeah, it fucking sucks. So,

00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:07.940
anyhow, the crown broke off with the gum line

00:18:07.940 --> 00:18:12.099
for no apparent reason, and then they had to

00:18:12.099 --> 00:18:14.099
dig it out, and they have to put in an implant,

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because I'm not going to go around looking like

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a fucking jack -o' -lantern, right? So, all of

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this, and then the first one they put in, the

00:18:22.579 --> 00:18:26.279
bone broke off when they screwed the tooth in.

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Then they had to do it again. And then the last

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time they put so much of that material for the

00:18:32.470 --> 00:18:35.450
bone to grow over that too much bone grew over

00:18:35.450 --> 00:18:38.349
it. So then they had to dig it out more, but

00:18:38.349 --> 00:18:40.609
it was so much bone that they decided to split

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it into two diggings, two surgeries. So I got

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to go back tomorrow and get the second surgery.

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And then after that, hopefully they can scan

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it and get my tooth in. But the problem is, is

00:18:51.710 --> 00:18:53.329
I think on this cruise, I'm going to be wearing

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a flipper tooth and I'm going to be drinking

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a lot. I sure as fuck, I hope I don't lose that

00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:03.880
bastard. You know? I hope you don't either. Yeah,

00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:06.519
no, I once had a friend of mine. Her mom was

00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:09.480
a lush, and she lost her false teeth from puking

00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:13.359
out in the yard from drinking. I'm not kidding

00:19:13.359 --> 00:19:17.019
you. She had everybody in the yard looking for

00:19:17.019 --> 00:19:22.309
her false teeth the next day. Our best recollection

00:19:22.309 --> 00:19:24.730
is a dog came up, smelled the puke, thought it

00:19:24.730 --> 00:19:26.910
tasted like something, and ate her false teeth.

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We don't know. But they weren't out there. But

00:19:31.230 --> 00:19:35.730
not a pretty sight. I think one of the neighbors

00:19:35.730 --> 00:19:38.849
was watching. They went out there and stole her

00:19:38.849 --> 00:19:43.089
teeth. One of the old ladies next door knew who

00:19:43.089 --> 00:19:46.670
said she didn't have them. Hey, this one got

00:19:46.670 --> 00:19:51.519
drunk. Oh, there they are! Clackers is what a

00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:54.619
guy called him that we used to work with. He

00:19:54.619 --> 00:19:57.880
called him Clackers. And he used to come in and

00:19:57.880 --> 00:20:01.160
go, I don't have my teeth in today. He said,

00:20:02.220 --> 00:20:07.400
it's my dad's turn to use them. We think he was

00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:12.160
joking. We're not for sure. We hoped. We hoped.

00:20:12.380 --> 00:20:15.660
I remember that. We hoped. Yeah, we go, I ain't

00:20:15.660 --> 00:20:19.160
got my clackers in. We never, we never questioned

00:20:19.160 --> 00:20:23.279
it. No, no. Just like, okay, all right, fair

00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:25.259
enough. You know what? You and your dad can share

00:20:25.259 --> 00:20:26.900
teeth. You guys have the same DNA. I remember

00:20:26.900 --> 00:20:32.380
that. Yeah. And he called them clackers. I ain't

00:20:32.380 --> 00:20:35.019
got my clackers. I ain't got my clackers in today.

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Oh, and I failed to tell the llama story. Do

00:20:41.309 --> 00:20:43.430
you notice that on the last one? Yes, I did.

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I listened this morning to our last one. I'm

00:20:50.829 --> 00:20:54.349
like, that's the llama story. I've got to remind

00:20:54.349 --> 00:20:57.769
him tonight. Okay, here's the deal. Yeah, it's

00:20:57.769 --> 00:21:00.730
on the list. Go ahead and tell it. Get over with

00:21:00.730 --> 00:21:03.250
it. Okay, all right. Okay, and then we'll go

00:21:03.250 --> 00:21:07.660
to your story. All right, well. Me and Davey

00:21:07.660 --> 00:21:10.319
used to drive down the gravel roads and have

00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.660
a couple drinks, right? You know, state line,

00:21:12.779 --> 00:21:15.220
right? State line gravel road out here or out

00:21:15.220 --> 00:21:19.359
there, not out here. So out there near Cass County,

00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:22.819
Miami County, it is a gravel road state line.

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So we used to go there and have a couple of beers

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because if you went down Holmes Road, there was

00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:31.539
too many Cass Counties and, you know, Feltons

00:21:31.539 --> 00:21:35.579
if you get far enough down there, you know. And

00:21:35.579 --> 00:21:37.799
state line is a gravel road, and there usually

00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:39.900
wasn't cops on there because it was a divided

00:21:39.900 --> 00:21:42.259
road. One half was Missouri and one half was

00:21:42.259 --> 00:21:44.920
state line, right? So there's like some confusion

00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:47.339
about whose jurisdiction it was. So it was a

00:21:47.339 --> 00:21:53.319
pretty easy road to go down. And honestly, not

00:21:53.319 --> 00:21:55.880
to interrupt, but honestly, who's going to argue

00:21:55.880 --> 00:22:04.160
over a gravel road? So we took advantage of it.

00:22:04.460 --> 00:22:06.859
Yes. Yeah. Well, you were along with us a lot.

00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:08.839
That's right. You know that gravel road well.

00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:12.539
Yeah. Very well. I remember one night, there

00:22:12.539 --> 00:22:15.019
was this arena, and I'll go to the llama story

00:22:15.019 --> 00:22:17.900
here in a second. I'm coming home from BJ's house.

00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:20.180
Remember BJ's house we all used to hang out at?

00:22:21.079 --> 00:22:24.059
Mm -hmm. Okay. Well, I was coming home from there,

00:22:24.119 --> 00:22:26.859
and I was fairly lit. And I'm driving down State

00:22:26.859 --> 00:22:28.460
Line, and all of a sudden, there's this traffic

00:22:28.460 --> 00:22:32.240
jam. I'm like, what the fuck? And there's somebody

00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:34.240
out there with a light wave, and people are like,

00:22:34.299 --> 00:22:38.900
oh, shit. This must be like a, you know, I was

00:22:38.900 --> 00:22:40.779
kind of lit, and I'm like thinking, this must

00:22:40.779 --> 00:22:43.619
be a road stop. This is a sobriety checkpoint,

00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:46.579
and I'm fucking toast. But what it is is out

00:22:46.579 --> 00:22:51.180
in the middle of, let's see, probably about 199th,

00:22:51.180 --> 00:22:55.119
199th and State Line, just to the south of that,

00:22:55.220 --> 00:22:58.400
there's this huge rodeo arena out in the middle

00:22:58.400 --> 00:23:02.380
of nowhere that I knew nothing about. And everybody

00:23:02.380 --> 00:23:04.759
was getting out of that rodeo while I was driving

00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:09.539
home. And I'm I top that hill and I just see

00:23:09.539 --> 00:23:12.339
a line of cars and people with that blue light,

00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:15.440
you know, telling the cars to go on. And I'm

00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.579
like, oh, fuck. And it's like, oh, too late now.

00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:20.920
So I'm already in there and cars are behind me,

00:23:20.940 --> 00:23:23.160
cars in front of me. And then I realized what

00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:26.680
was going on. It is a huge arena out there. There's

00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:28.759
a small sign over there that you can see that

00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:32.509
says rodeo tonight. And then I found out through

00:23:32.509 --> 00:23:36.309
other people there's like a 2 ,000 head arena

00:23:36.309 --> 00:23:39.569
out there. I guess they have seats too or bleachers.

00:23:39.710 --> 00:23:42.289
A 2 ,000 head arena out there where they have

00:23:42.289 --> 00:23:46.170
rodeos every Saturday night. And I didn't know

00:23:46.170 --> 00:23:48.849
it until I went through there. You know, usually

00:23:48.849 --> 00:23:51.829
if you see one car, it's a miracle, right? About,

00:23:51.990 --> 00:23:55.650
you know, 1 o 'clock on a Saturday night on State

00:23:55.650 --> 00:24:00.390
Line. Yeah. Yeah. So, but okay, to the llama

00:24:00.390 --> 00:24:03.490
story. Every day, Davey and I were driving down

00:24:03.490 --> 00:24:05.970
the gravel road, having a drink. Not every day,

00:24:06.009 --> 00:24:08.289
but every time. There was this llama farm at

00:24:08.289 --> 00:24:11.089
the corner. And we kept looking at them, and

00:24:11.089 --> 00:24:12.930
they'd look at us. So one day we stopped, and

00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:15.150
we're like, hey, let's see if we can get the

00:24:15.150 --> 00:24:17.769
llamas pissed off. So we started making all these

00:24:17.769 --> 00:24:23.289
noises. Davey lets out this shrill scream that

00:24:23.289 --> 00:24:25.390
lasted about a minute. And all of a sudden, all

00:24:25.390 --> 00:24:28.440
the llamas looked up and came at us. They started

00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:32.200
charging us. We had to fucking jump that fence,

00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:36.119
tore our jeans and shit. And so we tell our friend

00:24:36.119 --> 00:24:38.359
Johnny in Overland Park. His name's not Johnny.

00:24:38.420 --> 00:24:41.500
He goes by that. But anyhow, we told him about

00:24:41.500 --> 00:24:45.640
this. Oh, okay. Okay. So he goes, oh, bullshit.

00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:48.000
You guys did not. That's a lie. We're like, okay.

00:24:48.180 --> 00:24:51.000
All right. We'll come with us. So Davey's trying

00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:52.839
to duplicate this noise. We're out there for

00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:55.559
20 minutes. And Davey's doing every noise he

00:24:55.559 --> 00:24:57.559
can do. I'm trying noises. And the guy's like,

00:24:57.619 --> 00:24:59.700
yeah, I knew it was a lie. Finally, Davey does

00:24:59.700 --> 00:25:06.180
one last yell. And he's like. The llamas all

00:25:06.180 --> 00:25:13.400
look up and start charging us. Johnny, as we

00:25:13.400 --> 00:25:16.200
call him, about tore his fucking nutsack off.

00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:22.180
Ever since then, he always said, I will never

00:25:22.180 --> 00:25:26.000
doubt you guys again. I believe you 100%. If

00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:30.720
you tell me that you fucking hijacked a train,

00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:35.940
I believe you. That's the llama story. And that's

00:25:35.940 --> 00:25:38.799
why he sent me an email just simply saying llama.

00:25:39.460 --> 00:25:43.559
And that's it. Okay. Okay. I want to go into

00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:47.319
another story. Oh, cool. It was out on the gravel

00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:51.730
roads. Okay. Something I just thought of, because

00:25:51.730 --> 00:25:53.930
you were talking about the gravel roads around

00:25:53.930 --> 00:25:56.490
State Line. Yes. And I thought about another

00:25:56.490 --> 00:26:01.230
story. Okay. Me and John were out one night.

00:26:01.450 --> 00:26:07.710
Imagine that. Do you remember the Devil Worshipping

00:26:07.710 --> 00:26:12.769
Dome House? Yes, yes. It was off of the road

00:26:12.769 --> 00:26:15.890
that would come off of 58 Highway there from

00:26:15.890 --> 00:26:20.690
Snooze. Yeah, yeah. It was... It was on a gravel

00:26:20.690 --> 00:26:25.049
road. Yes, yes, there's a cemetery cat -a -corner

00:26:25.049 --> 00:26:29.869
to it. Yeah, and do you remember the night we

00:26:29.869 --> 00:26:35.049
were pulled up in the driveway and the fucking

00:26:35.049 --> 00:26:38.849
lights come on and they come out with guns and

00:26:38.849 --> 00:26:41.829
shit and chase us the hell out of there? Hell

00:26:41.829 --> 00:26:47.029
yeah, I remember that. Oh my God! Yeah, you were

00:26:47.029 --> 00:27:05.710
talking about... Yeah, and there was like a pentagram

00:27:05.710 --> 00:27:08.690
on the very top. But someone said it was like

00:27:08.690 --> 00:27:10.890
a Masonic symbol or something like that, and

00:27:10.890 --> 00:27:13.920
it could have been. But we were teenagers, and

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:15.680
we looked at, oh, that's a pentagram or a devil

00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:18.880
worshiper. All we knew was devil. But they chased

00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.900
us out of there one night. Yes. And at the time,

00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:23.720
I thought, well, that proves they're devil worshipers.

00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:25.259
And I got to think about it. I'll bet you every

00:27:25.259 --> 00:27:28.960
kid around that, every kid in a 20 -mile radius

00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.740
probably went up their driveway looking at their

00:27:30.740 --> 00:27:35.700
house. I know for a fact everybody from Belton

00:27:35.700 --> 00:27:38.759
knew that house was a devil worshiper. Yeah,

00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:40.880
oh, do you think it really was a devil -worshipping

00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:48.019
house? I don't know. That's the myth. I don't

00:27:48.019 --> 00:27:49.700
know. You see, I always thought it came from

00:27:49.700 --> 00:27:54.240
the top of it. It was just a weird house. Yeah.

00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:56.799
It almost had like a steeple on it, remember?

00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:00.839
And they did not like people around. No, no,

00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:03.839
no, no. No, they had shotguns going on. Yeah,

00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.299
they chased us off with shotguns that night.

00:28:07.549 --> 00:28:10.490
You talk about a few kids pissing their pants

00:28:10.490 --> 00:28:13.910
on the way out. That was us. Fuck, yeah. Oh,

00:28:13.910 --> 00:28:16.710
yeah. No, I thought, you know, I had a long talk

00:28:16.710 --> 00:28:20.289
with the Lord that night. Yeah. We all did. Yeah.

00:28:21.230 --> 00:28:23.750
Wow. What a great story. I forgot all about that,

00:28:23.789 --> 00:28:29.750
Rob. Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot. It looked like

00:28:29.750 --> 00:28:34.109
one of them, like, building block cubes that,

00:28:34.130 --> 00:28:36.509
you know, you got the different shapes, you stick

00:28:36.509 --> 00:28:40.049
them in. Yeah. That's the way the house was built.

00:28:40.809 --> 00:28:43.170
Yeah. On the outside, it was like an octagon.

00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:47.190
Yeah, yeah. Here's why I thought it was a devil

00:28:47.190 --> 00:28:49.150
-worshipping house. Here's why I thought it got

00:28:49.150 --> 00:28:51.349
its name like this, but evidently it must have

00:28:51.349 --> 00:28:54.289
been something else. At the very top. A lot of

00:28:54.289 --> 00:28:59.130
people, everybody in our area knew it as a devil

00:28:59.130 --> 00:29:01.589
-worshipping house. Well, I think it might have

00:29:01.589 --> 00:29:02.589
came from somewhere. We didn't have no proof,

00:29:02.809 --> 00:29:05.910
but that's what we called it. Well, the top of

00:29:05.910 --> 00:29:08.309
it had like a pentagram -looking thing, and then

00:29:08.309 --> 00:29:12.430
later on someone told me it was a Masonic symbol.

00:29:12.750 --> 00:29:14.869
I don't know if that's true or not. I guess I

00:29:14.869 --> 00:29:17.769
can look it up. That very well could be. But

00:29:17.769 --> 00:29:20.529
we thought it was a pentagram, and I thought

00:29:20.529 --> 00:29:23.089
that's how it got its reputation. But if everybody

00:29:23.089 --> 00:29:26.609
knew it around that area, then maybe it was something

00:29:26.609 --> 00:29:29.150
else that made people think that. Maybe they

00:29:29.150 --> 00:29:31.970
saw them burning something. Like you said, we

00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:34.740
were a bunch of teenagers. Yeah. But it sure

00:29:34.740 --> 00:29:36.819
was fun to go there and fuck around until we

00:29:36.819 --> 00:29:39.640
got lights and guns thrown on us. Until you get

00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:43.259
shotguns pulled on you, yeah. Yeah. Who was driving

00:29:43.259 --> 00:29:46.180
that? And I know quite a few people. Oh, no,

00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:48.880
it was John that night. Okay, good, good. He

00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:51.559
was more of an aggressive driver. I'm glad he

00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:54.559
got us out of there. Yeah, especially when he

00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:57.759
was scared. Yes. Oh, he got us out of there quick.

00:29:58.420 --> 00:30:02.359
And all you and I had to do was duck down. Yeah,

00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.690
yeah. We're like, John, we're saying a prayer

00:30:04.690 --> 00:30:08.730
for you, but we're not getting hit. He had to

00:30:08.730 --> 00:30:12.410
have his head up. He was driving. He had to.

00:30:12.769 --> 00:30:16.089
Yeah, he had to. But I really think... He could

00:30:16.089 --> 00:30:18.589
barely see over the steering wheel, so it worked

00:30:18.589 --> 00:30:22.250
perfect. I know. I really don't think they're

00:30:22.250 --> 00:30:23.809
going to shoot us, though, because they had an

00:30:23.809 --> 00:30:26.630
opportunity to us, for sure, when they looked

00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:28.309
down the lights and had the guns on us. At one

00:30:28.309 --> 00:30:33.049
point, they did. We were sitting ducks. But you

00:30:33.049 --> 00:30:34.809
don't ask those questions when someone's got

00:30:34.809 --> 00:30:38.890
guns on you. You go, okay, I'm sorry. This is

00:30:38.890 --> 00:30:42.950
me leaving. No problems here. Wow. Thank you,

00:30:42.950 --> 00:30:46.789
Rob. That was cool. I guess we can go into your

00:30:46.789 --> 00:30:50.549
story now. Go ahead. I mean, not this one, but

00:30:50.549 --> 00:30:52.150
you have a story that you want to get to. Yeah,

00:30:52.150 --> 00:30:55.049
yeah, my original one, yeah. Yeah, yeah, your

00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:58.930
original one. Okay, well, on the last episode,

00:30:59.049 --> 00:31:05.500
I went into... how they're trying to de -extinct

00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:12.779
the dodo bird. Yeah. Somebody supposedly beat

00:31:12.779 --> 00:31:19.000
him to de -extinction. No shit. Yeah. There is

00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:23.259
a magnificent snow white wolf on the cover of

00:31:23.259 --> 00:31:28.599
Time Magazine today. Accompanied by a headline

00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:33.880
announcing the return of the dire wolf. So that

00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:42.400
was extinct? Yes. This now extinct species is

00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:46.859
possibly most famous for its fictional role on

00:31:46.859 --> 00:31:52.119
Game of Thrones, but did exist more than 10 ,000

00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:55.079
years ago when it roamed across the Americas.

00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.460
Wow. It was an actual wolf, and it went extinct.

00:32:01.940 --> 00:32:06.900
So they got its DNA from a fossil and made one.

00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:14.099
Here we go. Okay. Okay, now, if you remember

00:32:14.099 --> 00:32:17.839
right, on the last episode, I was talking about

00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:20.099
the dodo bird, and they said they were the first

00:32:20.099 --> 00:32:25.559
one to do that. Yeah. To make something. Okay.

00:32:26.569 --> 00:32:28.950
According to this, and from what I'm reading,

00:32:29.210 --> 00:32:33.569
they technically are not. And I'll get into that

00:32:33.569 --> 00:32:39.390
after this story. Okay. Okay, the company Colossal

00:32:39.390 --> 00:32:44.029
Biosciences is behind today's headlines. It announced

00:32:44.029 --> 00:32:50.789
that it used deaf genetic engineering and ancient

00:32:50.789 --> 00:32:56.650
DNA to breed three dire wolf puppies. and to

00:32:56.650 --> 00:33:03.930
de -extinct the species. These puppies have been

00:33:03.930 --> 00:33:10.390
born. Wow. Okay? Uh -huh. But while the young

00:33:10.390 --> 00:33:20.849
wolves, Ronliss, Remus, and Colise, we'll say,

00:33:21.089 --> 00:33:24.990
represent an impressive technological breakthrough,

00:33:25.849 --> 00:33:29.690
Independent experts say they are not actually

00:33:29.690 --> 00:33:37.430
dire wolves. Oh. Zoologist Philip Sedan from

00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:41.210
the University of Otago in New Zealand explained

00:33:41.210 --> 00:33:46.730
they are genetically modified gray wolves. Uh

00:33:46.730 --> 00:33:52.549
-huh. Also, it describes itself as the world's

00:33:52.549 --> 00:33:57.920
first and only The Extension Company. That's

00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:00.960
where I had my problem with my last one. Anyway,

00:34:01.099 --> 00:34:05.839
it has publicized its efforts to use similar

00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:09.619
cutting -edge genetic techniques in its plan

00:34:09.619 --> 00:34:14.659
to bring back extinct animals, including the

00:34:14.659 --> 00:34:19.840
woolly mammoth and the Tasmanian tiger. Oh, wow.

00:34:24.820 --> 00:34:28.579
You know, this is... Now, now, now, now. Can

00:34:28.579 --> 00:34:32.739
you say Jurassic Park? Yeah, yeah. Well, we were

00:34:32.739 --> 00:34:36.480
discussing that last week, right? Yeah, yeah,

00:34:36.579 --> 00:34:40.940
yeah. Well, no, it was two nights ago. Okay.

00:34:41.300 --> 00:34:43.940
Yeah, yeah, two nights ago. That's right. Wow.

00:34:44.380 --> 00:34:47.260
Because I brought up about the dodo bird. We

00:34:47.260 --> 00:34:50.599
were talking about how they're playing God and

00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:55.019
stuff. And... mentioned Jurassic Park, and now

00:34:55.019 --> 00:34:58.320
this article says that, and this is a totally

00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:01.739
different company. Here's where I want to get

00:35:01.739 --> 00:35:06.980
into this. Okay, the dodo bird story said they

00:35:06.980 --> 00:35:10.880
did it first. Well, see, here's the problem.

00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:15.920
They've injected the eggs. They're waiting for

00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.559
the eggs to hatch. So, therefore, they have not

00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:27.579
produced the animal yet. This company has. Okay.

00:35:27.659 --> 00:35:32.099
This technically makes Colossal the first World's

00:35:32.099 --> 00:35:39.519
Day station. Okay. But they're not technically

00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:44.820
old -blooded dire wolves. They're modified gray

00:35:44.820 --> 00:35:52.019
wolves. So who's right here? I agree with you.

00:35:52.099 --> 00:35:55.679
I think they need to quit playing God. Yeah,

00:35:55.719 --> 00:35:58.400
it's really scary when they get into stuff like

00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:02.199
that. At least to me. Especially when they start

00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:05.059
talking about bringing back fully mammoths and

00:36:05.059 --> 00:36:12.179
Tasmanian tigers. Come on. Jurassic Park. Wow.

00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:16.860
That's incredible. Like you said, then we got

00:36:16.860 --> 00:36:26.969
AI with... Yep. It's coming. It is. Wow. Okay.

00:36:28.190 --> 00:36:32.230
Okay. Thank you, Rob. I was shocked where I crossed

00:36:32.230 --> 00:36:37.570
that one. Okay. Thank you, Rob. We don't have

00:36:37.570 --> 00:36:40.969
any emails this week because my email is on the

00:36:40.969 --> 00:36:43.389
blink again. So I apologize. That's how come

00:36:43.389 --> 00:36:45.750
I didn't get anything from Ronnie or anything.

00:36:46.150 --> 00:36:48.929
So I got to get back into it and try to salvage

00:36:48.929 --> 00:36:51.070
whatever emails came through. Hopefully next

00:36:51.070 --> 00:36:56.730
podcast I'll have some. Well, that's fine. We'll

00:36:56.730 --> 00:36:59.949
get back from break. We have a couple of lists

00:36:59.949 --> 00:37:02.630
we need to get to. Yes, we do. And we will do

00:37:02.630 --> 00:37:08.849
that right after break. Yep. We've got our concert

00:37:08.849 --> 00:37:14.429
list and we have our sauces list. Yes. All right.

00:37:14.469 --> 00:37:27.130
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00:37:27.130 --> 00:37:29.949
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00:38:07.940 --> 00:38:16.079
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00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.800
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00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:35.079
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00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:39.519
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00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:44.719
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00:39:10.150 --> 00:39:12.389
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00:39:13.210 --> 00:39:20.730
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00:39:21.949 --> 00:39:28.130
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00:39:28.130 --> 00:39:32.030
wanted to be one of them. Apathy spoke for you.

00:39:33.900 --> 00:39:38.079
Fuck the man. Fuck the system. What the hell

00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:42.360
happened? The generation of angst? The generation

00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:47.619
of non -compliance? Is now buying a boat? You're

00:39:47.619 --> 00:39:49.920
really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar

00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:54.300
near you? Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:02.219
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00:40:02.219 --> 00:40:06.039
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00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.239
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00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:15.860
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00:40:16.059 --> 00:40:19.539
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00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:24.539
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00:40:24.539 --> 00:40:27.320
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00:40:31.190 --> 00:40:34.449
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00:40:34.449 --> 00:40:47.630
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00:40:47.630 --> 00:40:53.489
so? I'm fine. Yeah, you're doing fine. You got

00:40:53.489 --> 00:40:55.989
some lists you want to get to. Go ahead. Which

00:40:55.989 --> 00:41:02.989
one are you going to do first? the concerts we

00:41:02.989 --> 00:41:05.050
were supposed to do on Sunday night. That's right.

00:41:05.349 --> 00:41:12.469
Okay, that sounds good. Okay, and mine isn't

00:41:12.469 --> 00:41:16.989
necessarily in order. And like I told you before

00:41:16.989 --> 00:41:19.949
we went on the air, there was other concerts

00:41:19.949 --> 00:41:23.369
that I'd much rather add on this list. I just

00:41:23.369 --> 00:41:27.050
couldn't remember who all was there. I remember

00:41:27.050 --> 00:41:29.409
a couple of them, you know, but there was like

00:41:29.409 --> 00:41:34.329
four people. Or band concerts, you know. Oh,

00:41:34.329 --> 00:41:39.630
yeah. But this is a list I came up with. Okay.

00:41:40.110 --> 00:41:45.730
I'm going to start out with Hank Williams Jr.

00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:50.110
at Sandstone in 1992. Oh, I bet that was good.

00:41:52.690 --> 00:41:55.590
There was something special about that concert.

00:41:57.309 --> 00:42:01.480
Back in the 80s, Hank Williams Jr. was supposed

00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:06.559
to appear in concert in Kansas City. Well, he

00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:10.199
went out partying with the Chiefs, some of the

00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:14.719
Chiefs, before the concert. He come in, got on

00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:18.639
stage, sat on a stool, drunk. In the middle of

00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:22.260
his first song, he got up and he said, fuck you,

00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:25.880
Kansas City, and he walked off stage. Well, Kansas

00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:30.909
City swore they would never have him back. In

00:42:30.909 --> 00:42:35.849
1992, Hank Williams Jr. was at Sandstone for

00:42:35.849 --> 00:42:40.130
the very first time after that. And I was at

00:42:40.130 --> 00:42:44.210
that concert. Okay, cool. That was a good concert,

00:42:44.269 --> 00:42:50.510
man. I believe it. Okay, and then the next one

00:42:50.510 --> 00:42:58.130
on my list. It was a little concert. It was Kansas

00:42:58.130 --> 00:43:04.630
City's very... Shooting Star. And they were at

00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:11.730
a bar called Bollies in St. Joe, Missouri. And

00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:50.619
it was a Bollies bar. And their song, Last Chance,

00:43:51.019 --> 00:43:55.639
which is my favorite song by them. But he could

00:43:55.639 --> 00:44:24.599
tell, you know. Fucking awesome. Yeah. Okay.

00:44:25.500 --> 00:44:30.260
Next up, I'm going to go with another shooting

00:44:30.260 --> 00:44:53.860
star concert. Okay. Yes. Yeah. It's Kansas City,

00:44:53.900 --> 00:44:56.539
Kansas, downtown Kansas City, Kansas. It's off

00:44:56.539 --> 00:44:59.940
of Minnesota Avenue a couple of blocks. Right,

00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:03.480
right, right, right. Well, the reason why I picked

00:45:03.480 --> 00:45:06.639
this one is because they had a great opening

00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:13.039
act. Okay. Brewer and Shipley. Oh, I remember

00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:21.429
them. Yeah, their big country act. 70, yeah,

00:45:21.510 --> 00:45:24.150
they were great. Oh, they were kind of like maybe

00:45:24.150 --> 00:45:26.610
Chris Stapleton or something like that, maybe?

00:45:27.809 --> 00:45:32.769
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They were like, oh,

00:45:32.989 --> 00:45:37.130
shit, like America. Oh, okay, okay. Georgia.

00:45:37.570 --> 00:45:40.670
Okay, I got what you're saying. All right, go

00:45:40.670 --> 00:46:03.429
ahead. I'm sorry. jealous jealous yeah me and

00:46:03.429 --> 00:46:06.630
a buddy of mine Curtis not a Curtis you know

00:46:06.630 --> 00:46:13.809
okay went to that one dude it was awesome very

00:46:13.809 --> 00:46:21.250
cool yeah doing acid and they floated that damn

00:46:21.250 --> 00:46:26.309
hologram pig over us we flipped the fuck out

00:46:26.309 --> 00:46:33.130
dude it was funny It was funny. Okay, and...

00:46:33.130 --> 00:46:38.969
Okay, I'm going to go with that one. Okay, I'm

00:46:38.969 --> 00:46:43.750
going to go with Sticks, Ted Nugent, and Night

00:46:43.750 --> 00:46:48.230
Ranger at Sandstone. I can't remember what year.

00:46:50.909 --> 00:47:09.829
Okay. um i don't remember what does that make

00:47:09.829 --> 00:47:16.650
up oh damn yankees yes oh is that when they formed

00:47:16.650 --> 00:47:36.159
or go ahead well no Tommy Shaw came out, Ted

00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:39.179
Dugan came out, and the members of Night Granger

00:47:39.179 --> 00:47:42.199
came out. They made up Damn Yankees, and they

00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:44.699
played the Damn Yankees song. It was badass.

00:47:45.860 --> 00:47:50.199
That is cooler than hell. Yeah, yeah. Wow, that

00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:54.860
would have been a real treat. Oh, it was, it

00:47:54.860 --> 00:48:03.360
was. Okay, and then my next... which is going

00:48:03.360 --> 00:48:05.980
to throw you off a little bit. That's okay. You'll

00:48:05.980 --> 00:48:08.599
understand, but you'll understand when I get

00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:16.760
back. It was 1986. Actually, March 21st, 1986.

00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:22.039
I looked it up. Okay. It was Loverboy and the

00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:26.079
Hooters at Municipal Auditorium in Kansas City.

00:48:26.260 --> 00:48:30.659
That does throw me off, Ron. No, we were working

00:48:30.659 --> 00:48:34.579
at Justin Jim's, dude. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah.

00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:37.199
It was actually supposed to be me and Clint.

00:48:37.659 --> 00:48:40.539
Big Clint. Yeah, yeah. Blonde hair, big Clint.

00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:46.099
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he got grounded. So I

00:48:46.099 --> 00:48:49.320
ended up going by myself without my parents knowing.

00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:53.440
They said the only way I could go was if I took

00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:56.659
a friend, and they liked Clint because he was

00:48:56.659 --> 00:49:01.260
big, you know. Yeah, yeah. And he was great.

00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:05.760
Very nice guy, you know. Yeah. And, well, he

00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:08.079
got grounded. I just didn't let my parents know,

00:49:08.179 --> 00:49:14.199
so I went to that concert by myself. Cool. It

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:16.500
was a very good night. I'll just put it that

00:49:16.500 --> 00:49:21.199
way. But, no, the reason why this concert is

00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:25.780
on my list is because of Loverboy's drummer,

00:49:26.139 --> 00:49:29.500
Matt Brentman. I don't know how you pronounce

00:49:29.500 --> 00:49:33.739
his last name. Okay. Loverboy's drummer that

00:49:33.739 --> 00:49:41.219
night at Municipal Auditorium played Wipeout

00:49:41.219 --> 00:49:52.260
three times flat to flat. Wow. Dude. And they

00:49:52.260 --> 00:49:56.360
only gave him like maybe a 10 -minute break after

00:49:56.360 --> 00:50:00.199
that where everybody else, yeah, he was, he gave

00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:12.789
everybody, I don't know anybody that's ever done

00:50:12.789 --> 00:50:16.030
that. But I actually, I lived with that person.

00:50:18.670 --> 00:50:26.829
Very cool. Okay, and for my final one. August

00:50:26.829 --> 00:50:33.429
25th, year 2000 at Sandstone. Kiss farewell to

00:50:33.429 --> 00:50:56.599
her. Cool. Uh -huh. We were 23 seats from that

00:50:56.599 --> 00:51:04.119
stand where he went. Very cool. Yeah, and my

00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:07.239
stepson will always remember that costume. Oh,

00:51:07.239 --> 00:51:13.019
yeah, of course. I still have the T -shirt. Cool.

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:17.219
All right, Mark. All right. I love that list,

00:51:17.420 --> 00:51:19.969
Rob. Man, you had a... The cool thing is you

00:51:19.969 --> 00:51:23.969
have such a vivid memory of all of them. Yeah,

00:51:23.989 --> 00:51:30.610
like I told you before, there's others. There

00:51:30.610 --> 00:51:34.250
was multiple bands I just couldn't take to the

00:51:34.250 --> 00:51:37.269
top, so I went with these. And a lot of these

00:51:37.269 --> 00:51:40.489
I have good memories of, you know what I mean?

00:51:40.849 --> 00:51:44.969
Very cool. I get it. I get it. Okay, mine aren't

00:51:44.969 --> 00:51:47.880
in any order except for the last two. The last

00:51:47.880 --> 00:51:51.840
two were solidly the first two. Solidly head

00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:56.860
and tail above all the rest. Guns N' Roses, Metallica,

00:51:56.860 --> 00:51:59.579
Body Count at Arrowhead Stadium. I believe it

00:51:59.579 --> 00:52:05.260
was 1992? No, I think it was probably... Ah,

00:52:05.860 --> 00:52:09.159
shit. Use your illusion. I bet you it was 1994.

00:52:10.139 --> 00:52:15.059
1994. And the whole concert kicked ass. GNR was

00:52:15.059 --> 00:52:17.039
headlining it because they alternated in Kansas

00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:19.659
City they were headlining. And Metallica was

00:52:19.659 --> 00:52:23.599
the first band to go on. But Body Count was the

00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:27.900
opener. Okay, so Body Count goes on. And it was

00:52:27.900 --> 00:52:31.420
nuts. It was insane. Because there's a lot of

00:52:31.420 --> 00:52:35.719
metalheads and a lot of African American metalheads

00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.519
there. Which I didn't know existed until then.

00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:41.619
And they're all going nuts. And it was cool because

00:52:41.619 --> 00:52:43.860
I thought I was kind of afraid of it. I was thinking

00:52:43.860 --> 00:52:45.239
there's going to be fights, right? I'm like,

00:52:45.340 --> 00:52:47.659
okay, there's going to be some fucking bonehead

00:52:47.659 --> 00:52:50.699
that does something stupid and starts everybody

00:52:50.699 --> 00:52:53.340
to fighting. But everybody was just happy to

00:52:53.340 --> 00:52:56.599
be there, you know, because the body count fans,

00:52:56.900 --> 00:52:59.980
you know, a lot of them were also rap fans, you

00:52:59.980 --> 00:53:02.360
know, and there's a lot of metalhead fans that

00:53:02.360 --> 00:53:04.760
crossed over into rap music. And I learned something

00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:08.000
that day. I'm like, wow, okay. Don't judge a

00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:10.239
book by its cover. Don't think that this person

00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:15.199
is... Oh, go ahead. Look at your new friend down

00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:20.800
at the river market. Oh, yeah, yeah, Clint. Clint

00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:27.820
Wyatt. Yeah, yeah, Wyatt. Yeah, I saw him. I

00:53:27.820 --> 00:53:30.380
saw him today, but he's in a hurry. But I hope

00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:32.119
to talk to him again because I told him, I said,

00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:34.119
hey, I said, you want to talk to us some more?

00:53:34.179 --> 00:53:37.429
He said, I sure will. But I think he's kind of

00:53:37.429 --> 00:53:39.969
having a bad day. He had a stroke, and he's in

00:53:39.969 --> 00:53:42.150
a walker, and he's kind of grimacing. Oh, shit,

00:53:42.150 --> 00:53:45.869
really? Well, I understand that. After I asked

00:53:45.869 --> 00:53:47.829
him, I noticed he was grimacing. So I got out

00:53:47.829 --> 00:53:49.050
of there. I go, all right. I go, hey, do you

00:53:49.050 --> 00:53:50.889
need anything, Wyatt? He goes, no, no, no. He

00:53:50.889 --> 00:53:53.369
goes, thank you, though. He goes, I'm fine. I

00:53:53.369 --> 00:53:55.530
just need to get home. I'm like, all right. So

00:53:55.530 --> 00:53:58.710
I got out. Hopefully we get to hear from him

00:53:58.710 --> 00:54:01.050
again. I hope so. He is such a charming guy,

00:54:01.170 --> 00:54:04.000
just a nice guy. And, oh, my God, you ought to

00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.980
see him on Women Walking By. He is so animated.

00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:11.219
He fucking puts down his shades, and he gets

00:54:11.219 --> 00:54:14.400
his eyes really big. He's like, ooh. And I'm

00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.719
like, dude, it's funnier than hell. He's awesome.

00:54:17.980 --> 00:54:19.719
That's where we need a video camera, someone

00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:23.340
like Wyatt. So, okay. So Guns N' Roses, Body

00:54:23.340 --> 00:54:26.280
Count, and Metallica in the middle. But here

00:54:26.280 --> 00:54:30.099
was the other part of the story. They got concerts

00:54:30.099 --> 00:54:32.760
shut down for a while at Arrowhead. And Guns

00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:34.739
N' Roses and Metallica, they tried to put them

00:54:34.739 --> 00:54:37.539
up on charges. But here's what happened. Intermission

00:54:37.539 --> 00:54:40.300
between Metallica and Guns N' Roses. Someone,

00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:42.840
they had a cameraman go around and prompt chicks

00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.579
to show them their tits. Started doing that.

00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.199
Well, then it progressed into fucking vagina

00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:52.989
shots. women were like bending over they're bending

00:54:52.989 --> 00:54:55.929
over pulling their stuff down and putting aside

00:54:55.929 --> 00:54:58.469
their panties and fucking they were showing close

00:54:58.469 --> 00:55:01.429
up of their vaginas and this went on the whole

00:55:01.429 --> 00:55:04.530
halftime and as a matter of fact when Guns N'

00:55:04.610 --> 00:55:07.070
Roses come out people are like boo boo we want

00:55:07.070 --> 00:55:11.880
to see more vagina and it was just insane Back

00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.639
then, we probably knew some of them. Probably,

00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.679
probably. And I was just like, that whole concert

00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:22.219
was an awakening on so many levels. They can

00:55:22.219 --> 00:55:24.980
do that for real? Yes, they can, and they did.

00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:29.300
And then City Council was all over because I

00:55:29.300 --> 00:55:31.980
guess somebody from City Council's daughter was

00:55:31.980 --> 00:55:37.599
up on the big screen. And that was the start

00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:41.059
of a bunch of shit. I'll try to look that up.

00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:42.860
I would love to tell that on the Music Creeps,

00:55:42.860 --> 00:55:45.519
because I happen to be there, and I happen to

00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:50.000
witness a lot of shit go down. Yeah, yeah. Anyhow,

00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:52.380
it was fantastic, but the show itself was great.

00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:56.019
Axl Rose. That would make a good segment on Music

00:55:56.019 --> 00:55:58.380
Creeps, just saying. Yes, it would. And Axl Rose

00:55:58.380 --> 00:56:01.139
was on his game that night. He could sing good,

00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:04.079
and he came in there on time because he was notorious

00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:06.920
for showing up a couple hours late and starting

00:56:06.920 --> 00:56:09.900
riots. But that time, they came out on time.

00:56:09.900 --> 00:56:11.400
As a matter of fact, they came out too quick

00:56:11.400 --> 00:56:13.300
because the show before was pretty fucking good.

00:56:13.659 --> 00:56:18.340
So, anyhow, so that was great. So then my next

00:56:18.340 --> 00:56:20.920
one would probably be, and like I said, this

00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:23.420
stuff isn't in order until the last two. Motley

00:56:23.420 --> 00:56:25.539
Crue and Whitesnake, the Girls, Girls, Girls

00:56:25.539 --> 00:56:29.000
Tour. And that was one of the best concerts ever

00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:33.300
because women were like jumping on your back

00:56:33.300 --> 00:56:35.719
and fucking flipping out their tits and stuff

00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:38.800
and walking up and fucking grabbing you and shit.

00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:41.260
They were just going insane over Motley Crue.

00:56:41.260 --> 00:56:43.639
And anybody with long hair was free game. Any

00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:46.480
guy with long hair. And we were just having a

00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:51.260
fucking blast. And Whitesnake came out at first

00:56:51.260 --> 00:56:53.300
and just blew everybody away. They had a great

00:56:53.300 --> 00:56:55.519
show. And Motley Crue came out and kicked ass,

00:56:55.559 --> 00:56:58.059
too. This is when Vince was on his game. He was

00:56:58.059 --> 00:57:01.360
skinny, blonde. And these women, I mean, it was

00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:03.820
just like a panty melter. I mean, these women

00:57:03.820 --> 00:57:07.639
were just going insane over Motley Crue. And

00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:10.440
it was great. It was great to be there and great

00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:12.980
to witness that, just like the GNR Metallica.

00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:17.500
So I feel very privileged. Was that the concert?

00:57:19.470 --> 00:57:23.250
That me, you, and John were at the record store

00:57:23.250 --> 00:57:28.829
at Bastion Mall when Bon Jovi and Richie Samboro

00:57:28.829 --> 00:57:32.429
walked in. No, no, that concert. And we had traded

00:57:32.429 --> 00:57:37.510
Bon Jovi tickets for Motley Crue. Yes, okay,

00:57:37.909 --> 00:57:42.210
no, no, no. Was it that one? No, that was not

00:57:42.210 --> 00:57:45.989
it, no. That was later. This was earlier. This

00:57:45.989 --> 00:58:05.780
was the girls' tour. That would have been about

00:58:05.780 --> 00:58:19.820
86? 87? Yeah, yeah. Well, I did go to that concert

00:58:19.820 --> 00:58:22.820
with you guys. I just, I was so fucked up. I

00:58:22.820 --> 00:58:26.800
can't remember. Well, I was alone because I got

00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:29.400
way in there because some chick had like great

00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:32.539
seats and grabbed me and said, come on. And I

00:58:32.539 --> 00:58:35.400
was like, man, okay. And so we got down there

00:58:35.400 --> 00:58:38.480
and she had two tickets. So I got like third

00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:41.000
row to that place. Like I said, just because

00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:44.019
I have long hair. It was fantastic. All I know

00:58:44.019 --> 00:58:46.840
is I made it home with you two. I was all right.

00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:48.920
Well, we found each other somewhere in the lobby.

00:58:49.699 --> 00:58:53.940
Well, I probably, I'm thinking I stayed with

00:58:53.940 --> 00:58:57.619
John. Yeah, I think you did. And the only reason

00:58:57.619 --> 00:58:59.880
I did is because I got picked to go up front

00:58:59.880 --> 00:59:02.420
by somebody. Otherwise, I would have been with

00:59:02.420 --> 00:59:05.219
you guys. I don't remember. But no, she had third

00:59:05.219 --> 00:59:07.400
row. And I thought what she was doing was, I

00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:08.619
was like, oh, we're going to get kicked out.

00:59:08.719 --> 00:59:11.400
She's going to go up there and try to charm them,

00:59:11.460 --> 00:59:12.980
and then they're going to see me. I'm talking

00:59:12.980 --> 00:59:15.199
about the bouncers. They're going to see me and

00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.679
throw me out and keep her. But no, she actually

00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:20.159
had tickets third row. So I was like, okay, this

00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:23.699
is even better. So because when she went up to,

00:59:23.780 --> 00:59:26.360
like, the bouncer stopped us, I was like, oh,

00:59:26.380 --> 00:59:28.739
shit, here we go. She's getting up front, and

00:59:28.739 --> 00:59:34.059
I'm going home. But no, no, she had. Third row

00:59:34.059 --> 00:59:37.239
tickets so that was a great concert not just

00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:39.659
because of that but because of everything all

00:59:39.659 --> 00:59:42.340
the shenanigans going on everything it was just

00:59:42.340 --> 00:59:46.059
crazy and Vince is just like in his panty dropping

00:59:46.059 --> 00:59:48.619
mode all these chicks are just going insane over

00:59:48.619 --> 00:59:52.760
him and it's fantastic so Okay, then the next

00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:57.340
one would have to be Ozzy with Metallica Master

00:59:57.340 --> 01:00:00.880
of Puppets tour opening up for Ozzy And this

01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:03.460
is the one where I got on the actual live video

01:00:03.460 --> 01:00:06.639
of Bark at the Moon and I'm howling. Remember

01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:12.860
that? Yeah. Yeah, I'm at Bark at the Moon and

01:00:12.860 --> 01:00:14.599
I'm howling because that's what they directed

01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.739
us to do. We were over there in one section and

01:00:17.739 --> 01:00:19.679
all of a sudden this director lady comes out

01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:22.400
and she starts dividing everybody up. She divided

01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:24.920
me on the side that stayed there. And she divided

01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:26.960
other people on the other side. And I'm like,

01:00:26.960 --> 01:00:29.579
what is this bitch doing? And then the chick

01:00:29.579 --> 01:00:31.619
on the shot in the dark video, they brought her

01:00:31.619 --> 01:00:34.480
out and it looked like she was tied up. And they

01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:37.719
had people that were hired over there looking

01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:42.039
like concert goers passing her around. You know,

01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:44.179
kind of body surfing her, but she's laying flat.

01:00:44.940 --> 01:00:47.380
And they're passing her around and they're filming

01:00:47.380 --> 01:00:49.280
that. And they made it look like concert goers

01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:51.460
were doing this. And then they were filming us.

01:00:52.010 --> 01:00:55.130
and telling us how, go crazy, and all this stuff.

01:00:55.329 --> 01:01:00.230
So I got on there. It's briefly, and that was

01:01:00.230 --> 01:01:02.269
a great concert just because, you know, it was

01:01:02.269 --> 01:01:05.409
like they came out and directed the fucking thing,

01:01:05.469 --> 01:01:07.630
and it was pretty neat. But it was a great concert.

01:01:08.230 --> 01:01:10.750
Metallica was really good at that time, really.

01:01:10.889 --> 01:01:13.230
I really enjoyed them at that time. Oh, they

01:01:13.230 --> 01:01:15.769
were. Yeah, later on, I don't like their stuff

01:01:15.769 --> 01:01:18.719
at all. The Black Album, to me, was starting

01:01:18.719 --> 01:01:20.659
to dissension down. The Black Album was really

01:01:20.659 --> 01:01:26.500
good. See, I like the Black Album. A lot of people

01:01:26.500 --> 01:01:30.860
do. There was nothing. Load, Reload, all that

01:01:30.860 --> 01:01:35.679
stuff is garbage to me. And that's my opinion.

01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:38.960
Yeah, Roy, all that stuff. St. Anger, it's bullshit

01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:41.889
to me. I don't think they... care about writing

01:01:41.889 --> 01:01:44.690
music anymore, in my opinion. But I think a lot

01:01:44.690 --> 01:01:46.610
of it was Cliff Burton's influence on the band

01:01:46.610 --> 01:01:51.809
also. Very well could be. Very easily could be.

01:01:51.909 --> 01:01:54.989
My next one would be Wasp opening for Kiss on

01:01:54.989 --> 01:01:57.710
the Animal Eyes tour in Municipal Auditorium.

01:01:58.150 --> 01:02:01.590
And Wasp blew Kiss off the stage. It wasn't three

01:02:01.590 --> 01:02:05.980
shows later and Kiss dropped him. Because Blackie

01:02:05.980 --> 01:02:08.719
Law has come out there and Chris Holmes and I

01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:12.119
believe it was Randy Piper still on guitar. And

01:02:12.119 --> 01:02:15.340
they came out and they're already all tall. Blackie

01:02:15.340 --> 01:02:18.519
Law is like 6 '4". They came out on these fucking

01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:22.880
stiletto stilts. Yeah. And they look like they're

01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:26.219
8 foot tall. And Blackie had this stand on his

01:02:26.219 --> 01:02:29.000
mic stand, a foot stand. He would jump up on

01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:31.500
there in stilettos and he would leer over the

01:02:31.500 --> 01:02:34.369
audience. He would leer his whole body and just

01:02:34.369 --> 01:02:36.550
look at people. He'd be like a foot away from

01:02:36.550 --> 01:02:40.409
them. And then he went on to say, I used to be

01:02:40.409 --> 01:02:42.289
a major league pitcher for the Texas Rangers.

01:02:42.510 --> 01:02:44.449
And he goes, you motherfuckers up there in the

01:02:44.449 --> 01:02:47.670
top row, you think I can't hit you? I can. I'll

01:02:47.670 --> 01:02:50.110
hit you in a New York second. He said, all you

01:02:50.110 --> 01:02:52.750
got to do is go crazy. And he started nailing

01:02:52.750 --> 01:02:56.409
people with posters. And it was insane. They

01:02:56.409 --> 01:02:58.849
had women on torture racks. They were throwing

01:02:58.849 --> 01:03:00.889
raw meat at the audience. I got smacked in the

01:03:00.889 --> 01:03:04.150
back of the head. It was just insane. And then

01:03:04.150 --> 01:03:07.329
when Kiss came on, people were going, it was

01:03:07.329 --> 01:03:10.670
kind of boring. What the fuck is this? Yeah,

01:03:10.710 --> 01:03:13.309
it's like, oh, man, fuck. Here comes Paul Stanley

01:03:13.309 --> 01:03:19.570
out wincing and fucking mincing. Hey, Gene, that

01:03:19.570 --> 01:03:23.280
lady said she had a baby with Gene. And Gene's

01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:25.719
over there going, no, no, no, no, no. And then

01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:27.639
he's going, yeah. And then he goes, that baby

01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:30.159
had the longest fucking tongue I ever seen. And

01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:35.380
everyone's going, bring Wasp back on. So anyhow.

01:03:36.440 --> 01:03:39.719
All right. So that was fantastic. The next one

01:03:39.719 --> 01:03:43.579
is the Dead Daisies in Nashville at the Music

01:03:43.579 --> 01:03:48.920
Hatch on Cannery Row. That thing. You keep talking

01:03:48.920 --> 01:03:51.500
about that. That thing was so good because Glenn

01:03:51.500 --> 01:03:54.480
Hughes is so good. Me and Davey watched that

01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:59.000
guy at 70 years old hit falsetto perfectly. He

01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:02.260
was the epitome of a rock star. He was dressed

01:04:02.260 --> 01:04:06.539
up to the T's. He had this multicolored flare

01:04:06.539 --> 01:04:10.300
shirt on and really tight striped pants, boots,

01:04:10.539 --> 01:04:17.269
bracelets. Necklaces, he had his fingernails

01:04:17.269 --> 01:04:20.110
painted different colors perfectly, and he sang

01:04:20.110 --> 01:04:23.869
everything perfectly. I mean, just couldn't have

01:04:23.869 --> 01:04:27.150
done better. He was such a consummate, talented

01:04:27.150 --> 01:04:30.269
professional. It wasn't a crazy concert. It was

01:04:30.269 --> 01:04:32.650
a concert where you just sat there and awed over

01:04:32.650 --> 01:04:35.750
somebody's talent. And he could play bass, like,

01:04:35.829 --> 01:04:39.989
with the best. And he's a pick bassist, so he's,

01:04:39.989 --> 01:04:44.920
you know, heavier. He uses a pick. So that was

01:04:44.920 --> 01:04:46.880
really good because of that, just seeing him.

01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:50.000
The rest of the band was fantastic. Tommy Clefetos

01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:52.460
is one of my favorite drummers. He was just killing

01:04:52.460 --> 01:04:55.800
it. Doug Altrich is a very, very good guitarist.

01:04:57.099 --> 01:04:59.920
He's great. And then the guy that finances it,

01:04:59.980 --> 01:05:02.420
the billionaire guy, I forgot his name, but he

01:05:02.420 --> 01:05:04.940
was playing rhythm guitar. And he's not bad either

01:05:04.940 --> 01:05:07.340
for being a billionaire that made his money off

01:05:07.340 --> 01:05:09.619
of software and is financing a band just to be

01:05:09.619 --> 01:05:15.079
in it. He was pretty good. So, number two, Zach

01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:17.480
Sabbath at the waiting room in Omaha, Nebraska.

01:05:18.500 --> 01:05:23.559
That thing was insane. Val went with me, and

01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:26.579
she didn't really, she liked Ozzy and Zach and

01:05:26.579 --> 01:05:28.900
all that stuff, but didn't love them. But her

01:05:28.900 --> 01:05:31.360
back was hurting, so she went over to the corner

01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:33.420
of the stage, they let her right next to the

01:05:33.420 --> 01:05:37.420
stage, and she got to slap... Zach's back probably

01:05:37.420 --> 01:05:39.320
30 times. Every time he came through, he came

01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:41.719
on her side. She gave him a slap on the back,

01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:43.380
and he liked giving her the thumbs up, and she

01:05:43.380 --> 01:05:46.659
had such a fucking blast. But Zach went out in

01:05:46.659 --> 01:05:49.239
the front, the front of the waiting room, went

01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:51.400
up and down the sidewalk playing. He went to

01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:54.260
the bar in back, jumped up on top of the bar

01:05:54.260 --> 01:05:56.539
stand, and started running around there. It's

01:05:56.539 --> 01:05:58.780
in a big U circle. He ran all the way around

01:05:58.780 --> 01:06:00.780
there in back playing guitar. He ran through

01:06:00.780 --> 01:06:03.119
every section of the crowd. He went in the bathroom

01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:06.630
playing guitar. He played guitar every fucking

01:06:06.630 --> 01:06:09.449
where. And he was doing everything, playing it

01:06:09.449 --> 01:06:12.670
above his head, behind his back, with his teeth.

01:06:13.070 --> 01:06:16.550
I mean, and he never missed anything. It was

01:06:16.550 --> 01:06:19.590
insane because of his talent. And he sang, too.

01:06:20.090 --> 01:06:22.710
And he's playing old Black Sabbath tunes, Aussie

01:06:22.710 --> 01:06:27.230
tunes, like Wall of Doom, Snowblind, Paranoid,

01:06:27.230 --> 01:06:31.369
War Pigs. He played all of that stuff. But in

01:06:31.369 --> 01:06:36.489
Zach Wilde's style. And I'll never forget that

01:06:36.489 --> 01:06:38.989
show. I got to slap his back a couple of times.

01:06:39.170 --> 01:06:43.650
He was just so good. So good. And then number

01:06:43.650 --> 01:06:46.690
one is Ozzy and Lampy, Missouri at the then Swiss

01:06:46.690 --> 01:06:49.989
Villa Amphitheater. I knew you were going to

01:06:49.989 --> 01:06:52.929
say that. And I described that, I think, last

01:06:52.929 --> 01:06:56.309
podcast. And simply, I could not watch the show.

01:06:56.920 --> 01:06:59.500
And my friend Melissa couldn't either because

01:06:59.500 --> 01:07:02.400
of the damn hill rods fucking jumping off of

01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:06.059
the cliff to get to the premium seats. Like I

01:07:06.059 --> 01:07:09.500
said, the first three or four made it. We thought

01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:11.719
they were going to kill themselves. Dude, I think

01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:15.599
that probably was the top concert ever. It was.

01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:18.920
The way you describe it. And then the guy screaming

01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:21.579
at his girlfriend out there on that winding road.

01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:24.260
You know, one side is a cliff that goes down

01:07:24.260 --> 01:07:26.380
straight down to the lake with a bunch of trees

01:07:26.380 --> 01:07:29.019
in between. And then the other side is a big

01:07:29.019 --> 01:07:31.809
cliff going way up there. And he's in the middle

01:07:31.809 --> 01:07:33.969
of this road, and people are trying to get, you

01:07:33.969 --> 01:07:36.929
know, get back up to 13 Highway, I believe it

01:07:36.929 --> 01:07:39.789
is. And they're right in the road screaming at

01:07:39.789 --> 01:07:42.489
each other. He's going, you fucking bitch. I'm

01:07:42.489 --> 01:07:45.489
going to smack your stupid head. You don't talk

01:07:45.489 --> 01:07:47.170
to that motherfucker anymore. I'm calling him

01:07:47.170 --> 01:07:49.590
right now. You motherfucker. I'm going to get

01:07:49.590 --> 01:07:51.389
you. I'm going to have him come down here. I

01:07:51.389 --> 01:07:53.550
mean, we're just like going, what the fuck is

01:07:53.550 --> 01:07:57.650
going on here? You know? Actually, I think it's

01:07:57.650 --> 01:08:02.800
83 Highway. It is 83, but it goes up to 13, doesn't

01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:06.760
it? You're right, it is 83. Yeah, 13 goes north

01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:10.000
and south. 83 goes east and west, and that's

01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:12.179
where the amphitheater is. But 83 goes up to

01:08:12.179 --> 01:08:14.599
13, and everybody was going up to 13 to get out

01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:17.640
of there. And on 83 Highway, on those winding

01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:20.600
hills, they were in the middle of it, dodging

01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:22.680
in and out of cars, screaming at each other.

01:08:23.340 --> 01:08:26.920
And we're just like, what the fuck is going on?

01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:30.779
Between that and the hill rods fucking jumping

01:08:30.779 --> 01:08:35.560
off of the 50 -foot cliff from the terrace section

01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:39.060
onto the premium seats, four or five of them

01:08:39.060 --> 01:08:41.640
made it, and the rest of them ended up in stretchers.

01:08:42.739 --> 01:08:49.800
I got why they were fighting. Why? She stopped

01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:53.329
him from jumping. Probably. He was pissed. You

01:08:53.329 --> 01:08:55.329
damn bitch, I would have got front row if it

01:08:55.329 --> 01:09:00.850
wasn't for you. It was fucking insane. I'll never

01:09:00.850 --> 01:09:04.029
forget that concert. And Alice in Chains opened

01:09:04.029 --> 01:09:07.510
up for him. So that was even more of a bonus.

01:09:07.829 --> 01:09:10.810
That's just, I think, pretty much when Man in

01:09:10.810 --> 01:09:13.090
the Box came out. And fucking Jerry Cantrell

01:09:13.090 --> 01:09:16.789
was an animal. I mean, Lane Staley was still

01:09:16.789 --> 01:09:19.210
not too drugged out. He sounded fucking spot

01:09:19.210 --> 01:09:23.369
on. Jerry Cantrell was just fucking killing it

01:09:23.369 --> 01:09:26.210
up there. I mean, that crunchy stuff. And then

01:09:26.210 --> 01:09:28.750
Ozzy came out, and Ozzy did really good. It's

01:09:28.750 --> 01:09:30.770
just I really didn't get to watch it that much

01:09:30.770 --> 01:09:35.909
because of the show going on behind us. And like

01:09:35.909 --> 01:09:39.449
I said, four, five, six of them made it. All

01:09:39.449 --> 01:09:42.729
the rest of them did not. They went home from

01:09:42.729 --> 01:09:45.329
the hospital because they all ended up in stretchers.

01:09:47.720 --> 01:09:51.399
I wished I had a way to video that. I wish there

01:09:51.399 --> 01:09:54.800
was video. I tried looking it up. There's no

01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:58.479
video. It was too early in the video stuff. There's

01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:01.159
no phones like that. There weren't even really

01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:05.699
cell phones per se yet. They were, but they were

01:10:05.699 --> 01:10:11.300
huge and very expensive. I'm sure. I'm positive.

01:10:12.119 --> 01:10:14.819
One of the bands has video of it. I'm sure they

01:10:14.819 --> 01:10:17.439
do, and I would love to see that because that

01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:20.539
would be so entertaining. They need to release

01:10:20.539 --> 01:10:24.520
that. Yes, they do. And that could be a one -off.

01:10:24.619 --> 01:10:29.840
They could go, the Hill Rods fucking jumping

01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:34.000
off of a cliff at Lampy, Missouri or something,

01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:37.659
and it would sell more than the Ozzy and Alice

01:10:37.659 --> 01:10:42.680
in Chains would. Anyhow, that is my list, and

01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:45.279
let's take our second break and come back with

01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:49.060
our sauces. Does that sound like something you

01:10:49.060 --> 01:10:51.439
want to do? Yeah, that sounds good. All right,

01:10:51.460 --> 01:10:53.340
and we're going way over, but who cares? We're

01:10:53.340 --> 01:10:55.779
having fun. We'll be right back. Yeah, we are.

01:10:58.920 --> 01:11:02.439
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know

01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:05.680
what to do. You don't know where to go. But we

01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:10.390
can tell you what you can eat. Garlic mustard

01:11:10.390 --> 01:11:13.550
could and should be a go -to food during an apocalypse.

01:11:13.930 --> 01:11:17.270
Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere. It is

01:11:17.270 --> 01:11:20.510
actually an invasive weed, but it can be very

01:11:20.510 --> 01:11:25.229
delicious and easily taken from about any pasture.

01:11:25.529 --> 01:11:29.369
Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan fried

01:11:29.369 --> 01:11:32.930
for delicious taste. It can also be added to

01:11:32.930 --> 01:11:36.010
other ingredients, whether it's a salad or any

01:11:36.010 --> 01:11:39.100
other type of food to enhance it. Garlic mustard

01:11:39.100 --> 01:11:41.520
should be a go -to staple during the apocalypse.

01:12:04.590 --> 01:12:07.770
Rob can now be a mentor for children's parties

01:12:07.770 --> 01:12:11.829
and bar mitzvahs. That's right. Come on and rent

01:12:11.829 --> 01:12:15.189
you a Rob today. That's right. Come by and rent

01:12:15.189 --> 01:12:20.750
Rob for a day. A day. A day. Watch Rob consume

01:12:20.750 --> 01:12:24.529
seven bottles a night and still break dance and

01:12:24.529 --> 01:12:28.729
moonwalk. Watch Rob Red. Fart down a building.

01:12:29.029 --> 01:12:33.270
Fart down a building. Rob Red. who assumes no

01:12:33.270 --> 01:12:35.670
responsibility whatsoever. He is not a babysitter,

01:12:35.689 --> 01:12:37.069
and he doesn't give one hell of a shit about

01:12:37.069 --> 01:12:39.050
your children. Please remember to corral every

01:12:39.050 --> 01:12:41.369
little bastard you have before Rob gets there,

01:12:41.470 --> 01:12:43.930
and Wal will not put up with any backtalk. He

01:12:43.930 --> 01:12:46.050
will promptly get them in the place. Rob Bragg

01:12:46.050 --> 01:12:48.229
assumes no responsibility for anything that could

01:12:48.229 --> 01:12:50.930
be stolen from his visit. Rob Bragg has no responsibility

01:12:50.930 --> 01:12:53.170
whatsoever in any help him of any situation.

01:12:54.090 --> 01:13:22.090
Read a Rob today. by a parakeet. That's right,

01:13:22.109 --> 01:13:24.670
I said a parakeet. We will keep you informed

01:13:24.670 --> 01:13:27.170
as new developments come in. Until then, Rob

01:13:27.170 --> 01:13:28.829
Red is lying on the ground screaming like a little

01:13:28.829 --> 01:13:40.189
girl. Hi, all. This is Chicago. I am the most

01:13:40.189 --> 01:13:46.909
dangerous city in North America. You can't touch

01:13:46.909 --> 01:13:49.920
me. Oh, yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold

01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:53.420
my beer, bitch. Yes, it's true. Mark is an old

01:13:53.420 --> 01:13:56.539
bastard. It's also true that Mark uses a lot

01:13:56.539 --> 01:13:59.619
of ibuprofen. But Mark would like to tell you,

01:13:59.659 --> 01:14:03.220
if you see any pictures of him roofing ibuprofen,

01:14:03.300 --> 01:14:06.760
it's obviously fake, and you're to take the pictures

01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:28.100
and tear them up immediately. A constant pursuit

01:14:28.100 --> 01:14:31.840
for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults

01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:36.060
from an alien. Real hilarity. May, your five

01:14:36.060 --> 01:14:38.399
-year -old neighbor have all their violin lessons

01:14:38.399 --> 01:14:52.659
during all of your hangovers. Two douchebags

01:14:52.659 --> 01:14:54.359
and a microphone that's getting ready to go on

01:14:54.359 --> 01:15:01.680
a trip. A market. Kansas City chapter. And I

01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:06.439
am Rob, who is keeping his ass at home at beautiful

01:15:06.439 --> 01:15:10.079
Nine Wall Arm of Lake of the Ozarks. Rob, thanks

01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:14.920
for making me feel bad. You got a list to go

01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:22.100
to, so I don't know what else to say. Okay, and

01:15:22.100 --> 01:15:27.180
this is Tulsa King's request of our... Seven

01:15:27.180 --> 01:15:30.939
favorite sauces? Oh, I think he likes to be known

01:15:30.939 --> 01:15:33.880
as Ronnie and Tulsa, Tulsa King. That's the way

01:15:33.880 --> 01:15:39.020
he signs everything. Okay, well, I'm normally

01:15:39.020 --> 01:15:42.140
the one that announces things. Unless he says

01:15:42.140 --> 01:15:46.399
different. I just sign Tulsa King. Okay, no,

01:15:46.500 --> 01:15:48.140
that's the way he signs every one of them at

01:15:48.140 --> 01:15:51.140
the bottom. Ronnie and Tulsa, Tulsa King. Anyhow,

01:15:51.140 --> 01:15:55.380
go ahead. Okay, okay. Well, once again, this

01:15:55.380 --> 01:16:00.239
one is not. Any certain order. Okay. I've had

01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:03.739
a busy week. Lucky I came up a few times. Yeah,

01:16:03.739 --> 01:16:09.319
you're a fucking player. Okay, I'm going to throw

01:16:09.319 --> 01:16:14.500
out there my first, one of my favorites, yum

01:16:14.500 --> 01:16:19.439
yum sauce. Oh, yeah. It's like a thousand island,

01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:26.189
man. It's great. Yeah. I like yum yum. Yum Yum

01:16:26.189 --> 01:16:32.890
Sauce is perfect. Go ahead. What were you saying?

01:16:33.090 --> 01:16:36.449
I said Yum Yum Sauce is perfect. I love it. Anyhow,

01:16:36.449 --> 01:16:42.569
go ahead. Yes. Okay. And for my favorite barbecue

01:16:42.569 --> 01:16:48.489
sauce, you know this one. Uh -huh. I'm going

01:16:48.489 --> 01:16:51.850
to have to go with Farrelly's Jack Stack Barbecue

01:16:51.850 --> 01:16:57.689
Original. Yeah. I can buy it at Walmart down

01:16:57.689 --> 01:17:03.189
here. That's excellent. Everybody try it. You'll

01:17:03.189 --> 01:17:05.310
know what we're talking about when we talk about

01:17:05.310 --> 01:17:08.369
Jack Stack. Well, yeah, there's been a lot of

01:17:08.369 --> 01:17:10.229
sauces that have been done differently since,

01:17:10.329 --> 01:17:16.449
but the Old Faithful is still the best. Okay,

01:17:16.449 --> 01:17:29.380
next. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, that's good sauce. Perfect

01:17:29.380 --> 01:17:32.220
on roast. Do you have any favorite, is it Lee

01:17:32.220 --> 01:17:34.979
and Perrins, or do you have any favorite brand?

01:17:35.659 --> 01:17:38.739
Normally I go Lee and Perrins. Yeah, me too.

01:17:39.140 --> 01:17:43.340
I'll take what I get. When it comes at it, it

01:17:43.340 --> 01:17:46.100
all pretty much tastes the same. Yeah, I think

01:17:46.100 --> 01:17:47.760
I like Lee and Perrins a little bit more, and

01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:51.199
that's because they got a better consistency

01:17:51.199 --> 01:18:19.930
to me. But anyhow, go ahead. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.

01:18:20.649 --> 01:18:36.609
Oh, that sounds good. Understand. You know, if

01:18:36.609 --> 01:18:40.109
you don't have any sour cream. Uh -huh. Some

01:18:40.109 --> 01:18:43.189
people are known to use ranch dressing on their

01:18:43.189 --> 01:18:45.470
bacon, too. Oh, I've done that. If you add the

01:18:45.470 --> 01:18:53.449
bacon ranch, that's the bomb. It is good. Okay,

01:18:53.449 --> 01:19:02.449
and next, for, like, pork, I've got to go with

01:19:02.449 --> 01:19:24.279
57 sauce. Okay. This is my number one go -to

01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:33.100
right here. Okay. Ketchup. Yeah, yeah, yep. Ketchup

01:19:33.100 --> 01:19:38.739
goes with everything. Ketchup is perfect. Yeah.

01:19:39.159 --> 01:19:43.260
I even put ketchup on my eggs. Oh, I do too.

01:19:43.380 --> 01:19:45.399
I love them on my eggs, especially normally.

01:19:45.539 --> 01:19:48.819
My dad taught me that. Yeah, my dad taught me

01:19:48.819 --> 01:19:53.920
that. Yeah. I would agree with that 100%. Mine

01:19:53.920 --> 01:20:01.020
are in order. So, that was it, right? Yeah. Okay.

01:20:01.859 --> 01:20:07.000
Mine are in order. My seventh is Smack Your Mama

01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:09.720
Sauce. If you've had it, you know what I mean.

01:20:10.180 --> 01:20:14.199
It's quite a title, but it has a pretty damn

01:20:14.199 --> 01:20:17.199
good punch to it. And it's called Smack Your

01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:21.380
Mama Sauce, and you can get it online. And specialty

01:20:21.380 --> 01:20:23.340
stores used to carry it. I don't know if they

01:20:23.340 --> 01:20:30.399
still do. What does it go on? It goes on about

01:20:30.399 --> 01:20:33.300
anything. It's kind of a really, it's not crazy

01:20:33.300 --> 01:20:37.100
hot, but it's hot with almost a sweet vinegar

01:20:37.100 --> 01:20:44.199
aftertaste. It's a hot sauce that isn't crazy

01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:47.659
heat. Okay, okay. But it has a really good kind

01:20:47.659 --> 01:20:50.119
of a vinegar, maybe even somewhat of a citrus

01:20:50.119 --> 01:20:53.220
taste. It's really good. My next one would be

01:20:53.220 --> 01:20:58.439
Texas Pete's Smoking Hot Sauce. That thing is

01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:03.239
an ass burner. I mean, you can eat it and you

01:21:03.239 --> 01:21:06.939
can survive, but the next day you are in hell

01:21:06.939 --> 01:21:10.899
when it exits your body. But it is good. It is

01:21:10.899 --> 01:21:15.010
really good. It's got a real heavy smoke flavor

01:21:15.010 --> 01:21:17.609
in it. I don't know what they smoke it with.

01:21:17.630 --> 01:21:20.890
It's a different type of a smoke than something

01:21:20.890 --> 01:21:24.350
that you use on beef. And it's got a really,

01:21:24.449 --> 01:21:30.489
really hot base to it. But it's not so hot that

01:21:30.489 --> 01:21:33.250
you can't stand it. And it's really good for

01:21:33.250 --> 01:21:38.630
accenting vegetables. It's really good on vegetables.

01:21:39.670 --> 01:21:43.180
Chili, it is fantastic in chili. And it pops

01:21:43.180 --> 01:21:46.140
your chili right out of there. I mean, it's good

01:21:46.140 --> 01:21:49.100
stuff. All right. My next one is good old Crystal

01:21:49.100 --> 01:21:53.460
Hot Sauce. That stuff is fantastic. Have you

01:21:53.460 --> 01:21:58.640
ever had it? I've never had it. It's excellent.

01:21:58.699 --> 01:22:02.319
I love it. It's just Crystal Hot Sauce. I believe

01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:06.260
it's from Louisiana also. It's great stuff. Yeah,

01:22:06.260 --> 01:22:09.680
yeah, yeah. I was always a big fan of Louisiana.

01:22:11.500 --> 01:22:13.779
I'll go into that when you're done. If you get

01:22:13.779 --> 01:22:17.859
a chance, Crystal, it's great hot sauce. My next

01:22:17.859 --> 01:22:20.520
one would be, and I don't think I sell it anymore.

01:22:20.579 --> 01:22:22.680
I have not seen it in a long time, but it's Cascone

01:22:22.680 --> 01:22:27.020
Lemon Pepper Alfredo. Cascone is a local, you

01:22:27.020 --> 01:22:31.840
know, Italian restaurant. Yeah. And at least

01:22:31.840 --> 01:22:34.520
for a while, they sold a Lemon Pepper Alfredo

01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:38.260
that was insane. It was so good. And I hope...

01:22:38.390 --> 01:22:41.689
they still sell it but i don't know um i've looked

01:22:41.689 --> 01:22:43.890
around and i have not been able to find it maybe

01:22:43.890 --> 01:22:47.050
i can find it online um that would be my number

01:22:47.050 --> 01:22:51.109
five or no let's see four that's my number four

01:22:51.109 --> 01:22:55.189
um number three would be what a burger spicy

01:22:55.189 --> 01:23:05.340
ketchup oh man that stuff is the bomb um When

01:23:05.340 --> 01:23:07.779
you come up? Yeah, I've been to Whataburger one

01:23:07.779 --> 01:23:13.180
time. Okay. I think I used a regular ketchup.

01:23:14.319 --> 01:23:18.380
Okay. Well, you don't notice it necessarily at

01:23:18.380 --> 01:23:21.020
first like I didn't. And the only way I knew

01:23:21.020 --> 01:23:25.000
they had it was they sold it in plastic bottles

01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:29.060
at Price Chopper. And I was like, what? I'm like,

01:23:29.079 --> 01:23:31.140
I didn't recall seeing that the next time I look

01:23:31.140 --> 01:23:34.000
up there. On the ketchup section, it says regular

01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:35.939
or spicy. I'm like, okay, they do have it here.

01:23:36.760 --> 01:23:40.479
So it's great stuff. When we go there, you'll

01:23:40.479 --> 01:23:43.640
see it. I mean, the next one is Dave's Hot Chicken

01:23:43.640 --> 01:23:48.720
Sauce. Oh, that stuff is fantastic. Only reason

01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:51.380
why that is not on my list is I ain't been there

01:23:51.380 --> 01:23:54.739
yet. I'm on my way, brother. It will be on your

01:23:54.739 --> 01:23:57.859
list. I'm trying to plan the weekend to come

01:23:57.859 --> 01:24:01.649
up. Okay. Dave's Hot Chicken Sauce is the bomb,

01:24:01.670 --> 01:24:06.569
dude. The bomb. And Saturday night, that Saturday

01:24:06.569 --> 01:24:10.869
night I come up, we all are doing a side -by

01:24:10.869 --> 01:24:14.770
-side podcast. That sounds good to me. All right.

01:24:14.789 --> 01:24:18.350
You got it. Because I got to be back home Sunday.

01:24:18.869 --> 01:24:21.770
Okay. That'll work. We'll make it Saturday night.

01:24:22.239 --> 01:24:25.079
Saturday night, side to side. Maybe I get told

01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:27.260
for dinner. And you're going to have to take

01:24:27.260 --> 01:24:30.020
day off because we're going to Jess and Jeff's

01:24:30.020 --> 01:24:33.300
for dinner beforehand. Okay. All right. Sounds

01:24:33.300 --> 01:24:36.859
good to me. All right. The next one after that

01:24:36.859 --> 01:24:39.439
is garlic expressions, which I'm going to introduce

01:24:39.439 --> 01:24:45.199
you to also. It is a relatively famous sauce

01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:51.109
now. It's a roasted garlic sauce. It's kind of

01:24:51.109 --> 01:24:54.329
like a dressing, but it's also a marinade. And

01:24:54.329 --> 01:24:56.909
that stuff is just out of this world. That roasted

01:24:56.909 --> 01:24:59.909
garlic, however they do it, is just fantastic.

01:25:01.390 --> 01:25:03.829
And then my number one would have to be A1 sauce

01:25:03.829 --> 01:25:08.130
to this day. Love this stuff. Can't get enough

01:25:08.130 --> 01:25:12.250
of it. There you go. Yeah. That's it right there.

01:25:13.310 --> 01:25:15.350
So, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

01:25:17.529 --> 01:25:25.310
Yeah, I do. Unforgettable scene in a Hollywood

01:25:25.310 --> 01:25:31.029
classic, The Godfather, was an unplanned moment

01:25:31.029 --> 01:25:37.649
that was captured on camera. Okay. Remember the,

01:25:37.789 --> 01:25:41.390
okay, despite the movie being released in 1972,

01:25:41.829 --> 01:25:45.289
it is still enduring popular with fans regularly.

01:25:48.250 --> 01:25:52.520
Hoisting theories and facts about... crime drama,

01:25:52.720 --> 01:25:56.079
including the fact that one word isn't used throughout

01:25:56.079 --> 01:26:01.239
the duration of the movie. Yeah. You know the

01:26:01.239 --> 01:26:03.439
movie I'm talking about, the original Godfather

01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:05.979
movie? Yes, yeah. Yep, I do know. With Marlon

01:26:05.979 --> 01:26:14.460
Brando. Okay. The renowned scene is fondly remembered

01:26:14.460 --> 01:26:20.520
by fans of the film with many sightings. is as

01:26:20.520 --> 01:26:23.460
one of the most memorable moments in the movie,

01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:29.279
which director Francis Ford Coppola could soon

01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:35.000
be updated. However, the filming of the scene

01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:39.380
was spontaneous and not even lead actor Mullen

01:26:39.380 --> 01:27:05.680
Brando. in the film is recording as the one greatest

01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:11.840
in history with Brando's legitimate fury towards

01:27:11.840 --> 01:27:16.520
the co -star even featuring an unscripted scene.

01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:21.479
And while there was numerous moments that showcased

01:27:21.479 --> 01:27:27.000
his exceptional acting prowess, this part of

01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:29.819
the film seemed to be a completely random occurrence.

01:27:31.000 --> 01:28:10.470
Okay. wasn't supposed to be there. Apparently,

01:28:10.789 --> 01:28:15.369
a stray had meandered onto the set and eventually

01:28:15.369 --> 01:28:18.729
found itself featured in one of the biggest movies

01:28:18.729 --> 01:28:23.550
in Hollywood history. That's cool. Coppola recounted

01:28:23.550 --> 01:28:26.510
the moment he decided to incorporate the cat

01:28:26.510 --> 01:28:31.329
into the scene and his disastrous results in

01:28:31.329 --> 01:28:35.229
the filming of the cat for the first time. He

01:28:35.229 --> 01:28:40.829
remarked, the cat in Marlon's hands was not planned

01:28:40.829 --> 01:28:44.409
for. I saw the cat running around the studio.

01:28:45.029 --> 01:28:49.710
Okay. And took it and put it in his hands without

01:28:49.710 --> 01:28:54.390
a word. The filming crew and insider know that

01:28:54.390 --> 01:28:57.989
during the scene, they couldn't hear a word Brando

01:28:57.989 --> 01:29:00.630
uttered because the cat was purring so loudly.

01:29:09.130 --> 01:29:12.069
Was not supposed to be in that scene. I know

01:29:12.069 --> 01:29:15.689
that scene also. And look how iconic it is. I

01:29:15.689 --> 01:29:18.489
know. He's sitting there patting a cat in the

01:29:18.489 --> 01:29:25.390
flat. Wow. That's awesome. It took me this many

01:29:25.390 --> 01:29:28.890
years to run across that story. That is cool.

01:29:28.909 --> 01:29:32.010
I've never known that. That is so cool. That

01:29:32.010 --> 01:29:34.489
is really neat. That is a cool piece of history.

01:29:35.310 --> 01:29:39.140
A lot of people don't know. Wow. Yeah, it was

01:29:39.140 --> 01:29:42.460
a stray cat on the set that they grabbed and

01:29:42.460 --> 01:29:46.039
put in his hand. Actually, Francis Ford Coppola

01:29:46.039 --> 01:29:49.539
just walked up and put it in his hand. Wow. And

01:29:49.539 --> 01:29:53.779
Marlon Brando did what he did with it. And it

01:29:53.779 --> 01:29:56.439
worked out perfectly. Marlon Brando was so good

01:29:56.439 --> 01:30:00.359
when he was barking out his stuff and he was

01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:04.899
just stroking that cat. It was iconic. He's like

01:30:04.899 --> 01:30:08.779
this big mob guy, big guy, the biggest. Which

01:30:08.779 --> 01:30:11.619
is something my mobster would do. Yeah, yeah.

01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:13.300
He'd be there petting a cat and going, good kitty,

01:30:13.539 --> 01:30:16.939
I want you to kill every one of them. Aw, kitty,

01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:22.060
kitty. You know, it's just, yeah. I've got one

01:30:22.060 --> 01:30:26.750
along the mob thing. The Sopranos co -stars Michael

01:30:26.750 --> 01:30:30.909
Imperioli, who was Christopher Moltisanti, one

01:30:30.909 --> 01:30:33.409
of the biggest characters, and Steve Sciarippa,

01:30:33.430 --> 01:30:39.890
who was Bobby Bacliari, have come together for

01:30:39.890 --> 01:30:43.770
one last job. In a remote container yard, they

01:30:43.770 --> 01:30:47.449
find a mysterious note. With love, Italy. It

01:30:47.449 --> 01:30:51.069
reads, A dubious Sciarippa asks Imperioli, Do

01:30:51.069 --> 01:30:53.989
you think this is some kind of message? But despite

01:30:53.989 --> 01:30:57.310
their gangster characters, Nefarious Pass, there's

01:30:57.310 --> 01:30:59.630
nothing sinister about this message, which comes

01:30:59.630 --> 01:31:03.069
from Nestle Sparkling Water San Pellegrino. In

01:31:03.069 --> 01:31:05.930
a video series called The Nice Guys, Imperioli

01:31:05.930 --> 01:31:08.229
and Sciarippa set out on a mission to bring the

01:31:08.229 --> 01:31:12.029
brand's newest Italian creation stateside. Created

01:31:12.029 --> 01:31:15.210
by agency Ogilvy, The Nice Guys promotes San

01:31:15.210 --> 01:31:18.170
Pellegrino's Ciao, a line of flavored sparkling

01:31:18.170 --> 01:31:21.949
waters. launched in February. The ads with the

01:31:21.949 --> 01:31:24.710
Sopranos duo are a fresh direction for the brand,

01:31:24.909 --> 01:31:27.529
leaning into nostalgia and humor while playing

01:31:27.529 --> 01:31:30.729
homage to its Italian roots. This should do very

01:31:30.729 --> 01:31:33.250
well. The ad is already getting noticed, and

01:31:33.250 --> 01:31:35.550
that's what Nestle was banking on. I'll have

01:31:35.550 --> 01:31:38.390
to try their flavored sparkling waters. The regular

01:31:38.390 --> 01:31:40.670
San Pellegrino is pretty crisp and refreshing,

01:31:40.970 --> 01:31:44.010
and those are my words. I like San Pellegrino.

01:31:44.010 --> 01:31:47.159
It's a very good product. And I can't wait to

01:31:47.159 --> 01:31:49.300
try their chow series because I'll bet you it

01:31:49.300 --> 01:31:52.420
will have that same mineral water taste that

01:31:52.420 --> 01:31:55.239
comes from Italy, only with flavors in it and

01:31:55.239 --> 01:31:58.760
probably steeped or the essence of these flavors.

01:31:58.819 --> 01:32:00.840
So I think it's going to be really good. All

01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:04.420
right, Rob, you got anything? It's 9 .30, though.

01:32:05.500 --> 01:32:10.859
Yeah, yeah, I got one more. Okay, go ahead. This

01:32:10.859 --> 01:32:13.880
is one I found. Seven driving laws that make

01:32:13.880 --> 01:32:19.060
zero sense. Okay, sounds good. It's actually

01:32:19.060 --> 01:32:23.159
some of them, you know, I can see. Okay. A lot

01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:26.640
of these are older laws, too. Got to keep that

01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:32.640
in mind. Okay. The first one, no driving without

01:32:32.640 --> 01:32:38.399
shoes. I actually knew that. In many states,

01:32:38.579 --> 01:32:41.539
it's a common myth that driving barefoot is illegal,

01:32:41.819 --> 01:32:47.489
but in most places... It's perfectly legal. I

01:32:47.489 --> 01:32:49.010
think there's two states where it's illegal.

01:32:50.710 --> 01:32:54.390
Yeah. Oddly enough, some local laws still imply

01:32:54.390 --> 01:32:58.609
or suggest that shoes are required. Okay. In

01:32:58.609 --> 01:33:00.449
other words, just check out where you're at.

01:33:00.810 --> 01:33:03.750
Yeah, yeah. And that would be local ones like...

01:33:03.750 --> 01:33:07.310
Or just don't get stupid. Don't get pulled over.

01:33:08.010 --> 01:33:10.050
That's what you do right there, Rob. Don't get

01:33:10.050 --> 01:33:17.609
stupid. Don't get pulled over. Cool. The second

01:33:17.609 --> 01:33:25.829
one, no eating while driving. And this, okay,

01:33:25.949 --> 01:33:29.250
some jurisdictions have rules that penalize eating

01:33:29.250 --> 01:33:33.909
while behind the wheel. Logic is to reduce distracted

01:33:33.909 --> 01:33:40.430
driving. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, that goes back

01:33:40.430 --> 01:33:44.430
to distracted driving. It's one of those laws

01:33:44.430 --> 01:33:48.989
that cops really got to be having a bad day.

01:33:49.689 --> 01:33:53.029
Well, if you come at them all flippant, that's

01:33:53.029 --> 01:33:55.869
one of the cards they pull. This is just from

01:33:55.869 --> 01:33:58.470
experience being around people. When they get

01:33:58.470 --> 01:34:00.130
flippant, they're like, all right, well, if you

01:34:00.130 --> 01:34:02.850
want to be a pain in the ass, watch me. I'll

01:34:02.850 --> 01:34:05.069
be more of a pain in the ass. Oh, you're not

01:34:05.069 --> 01:34:07.550
wearing shoes, I see. Okay. Or, oh, you have

01:34:07.550 --> 01:34:09.989
a cheeseburger in your hand. Okay. You know.

01:34:10.460 --> 01:34:12.579
This is stuff. It's like the good old taillight

01:34:12.579 --> 01:34:16.840
out. How can you prove it? You know, well, it's

01:34:16.840 --> 01:34:18.520
working now. Well, it wasn't working when I saw

01:34:18.520 --> 01:34:23.039
you. Go ahead. No, I said, that's what they say.

01:34:23.100 --> 01:34:24.640
They go, well, it wasn't working when I pulled

01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:25.920
you over. And then you go, well, it's working

01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:27.960
now. What do you do now where I got you pulled

01:34:27.960 --> 01:34:32.979
over? So go ahead. I'm sorry. Well, well, one

01:34:32.979 --> 01:34:35.699
thing I should have mentioned about this article,

01:34:35.859 --> 01:34:44.020
it also says how the laws, vague. You know, because

01:34:44.020 --> 01:34:49.939
it's like sipping a coffee while at a red light

01:34:49.939 --> 01:34:56.479
illegal. What about eating a protein bar on a

01:34:56.479 --> 01:35:02.340
long trip? You know, stuff like that. True. Okay?

01:35:02.640 --> 01:35:12.789
Yeah. The next law. Can you get a DUI? It's a

01:35:12.789 --> 01:35:15.489
movie. I don't know. It doesn't have a motor.

01:35:15.609 --> 01:35:19.449
Go ahead. I have the answer. Okay. You could

01:35:19.449 --> 01:35:23.210
be charged with a DUI while riding a horse or

01:35:23.210 --> 01:35:27.189
even a bicycle in many places in the United States.

01:35:27.550 --> 01:35:31.189
Okay. While operating any vehicle while in Texas,

01:35:31.270 --> 01:35:34.869
it is dangerous. Many feel the horse scenario

01:35:34.869 --> 01:35:42.420
is a stretch. Horses often know their way home

01:35:42.420 --> 01:35:49.800
better than their riders. Okay. Like I said,

01:35:49.939 --> 01:35:52.500
yeah, some of these laws, they're older laws,

01:35:52.659 --> 01:35:57.899
but it's a stretch. Uh -huh. Law enforcement

01:35:57.899 --> 01:36:02.359
argues it's still a public safety issue. Yeah.

01:36:03.359 --> 01:36:12.000
I can see that. Okay, next up. Headlights are

01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:17.800
required in daylight, even in good weather. Some

01:36:17.800 --> 01:36:22.060
states require drivers to use headlights during

01:36:22.060 --> 01:36:26.720
certain hours or weather conditions, which is

01:36:26.720 --> 01:36:31.479
the state of Missouri. Even when visibility is

01:36:31.479 --> 01:36:35.260
perfectly fine, which is not Missouri. Yeah.

01:36:36.699 --> 01:36:40.279
This can help with visibility in fog or rain.

01:36:40.569 --> 01:36:45.550
Applying the rule in broad daylight on a clear

01:36:45.550 --> 01:36:50.090
day seems excessive. Drivers often forget to

01:36:50.090 --> 01:36:53.409
end up, and they end up taking it for something

01:36:53.409 --> 01:36:59.149
they didn't actually impact safety. Now, why

01:36:59.149 --> 01:37:03.449
would you need headlights during the day, bright

01:37:03.449 --> 01:37:08.789
sunny day? But in some states, they can ticket

01:37:08.789 --> 01:37:12.729
you for that. That's another one of those ones

01:37:12.729 --> 01:37:17.890
that's vague. Yeah. Those are one of the laws

01:37:17.890 --> 01:37:20.029
that I have a problem with, if you got a second.

01:37:20.250 --> 01:37:25.970
Do you have a second? Yeah, I got one, two, three

01:37:25.970 --> 01:37:29.090
more, but go ahead. Okay. To me, that's a gateway

01:37:29.090 --> 01:37:32.029
law to where if they just don't like your looks,

01:37:32.189 --> 01:37:37.500
they can stop you for that legally. And I don't

01:37:37.500 --> 01:37:41.239
like that because to me that is kind of infringing

01:37:41.239 --> 01:37:45.060
on a person's rights. You know, I mean, in a

01:37:45.060 --> 01:37:50.119
different way. I find it easy to be manipulated,

01:37:50.300 --> 01:37:54.960
that kind of a law. So anyhow, go ahead. I just

01:37:54.960 --> 01:38:02.520
wanted to say that real quick. Okay. Yeah, I'm

01:38:02.520 --> 01:38:08.010
kind of liking these actions too. Okay. Number

01:38:08.010 --> 01:38:18.470
five, no honking in certain situations. Wow.

01:38:18.550 --> 01:38:24.970
Okay. Got me? Okay. Honking your horn in a non

01:38:24.970 --> 01:38:29.989
-emergency can get you fined in certain cities.

01:38:31.869 --> 01:38:36.739
Unnecessary honking is annoying. Enforcing silence

01:38:36.739 --> 01:38:41.600
in high traffic or confusing intersections seems

01:38:41.600 --> 01:38:51.779
counterproductive. Horns are meant to alert,

01:38:52.100 --> 01:38:57.140
not just in emergencies, but in moments of unnecessary.

01:38:58.760 --> 01:39:03.239
Taking that tool away in non -threatening situations.

01:39:04.270 --> 01:39:07.590
It doesn't make sense. It's like banning someone

01:39:07.590 --> 01:39:12.010
from saying excuse me in a crowded room. Uh -huh.

01:39:14.529 --> 01:39:17.289
I see that. I agree with that, but you know,

01:39:17.329 --> 01:39:19.350
I've done a lot of work on the Northeast, right?

01:39:19.430 --> 01:39:22.729
I've told you about that numerous times, and

01:39:22.729 --> 01:39:27.890
we all know this. Okay. Up there, they honk a

01:39:27.890 --> 01:39:30.409
lot when they're passing you on the freeway.

01:39:33.119 --> 01:39:36.100
If you read the Missouri Motor Manual to pass

01:39:36.100 --> 01:39:39.560
your driver's test, you're supposed to. Okay.

01:39:39.840 --> 01:39:42.220
They do it all over the place up there. I'd be

01:39:42.220 --> 01:39:46.020
going up I -95 and someone honking at me. I'm

01:39:46.020 --> 01:39:48.239
like, what? I'm in a rental. The light's not

01:39:48.239 --> 01:39:52.100
working. It'd scare the hell out of you. Okay.

01:39:53.060 --> 01:39:56.529
Neat. Okay. Yeah, so anyhow, go ahead, Rob. I

01:39:56.529 --> 01:39:58.489
just wanted to state that because I really thought

01:39:58.489 --> 01:40:00.689
it was excessive. Right, right. No, I understand

01:40:00.689 --> 01:40:04.250
that. But no, I agree. In the Missouri Motor

01:40:04.250 --> 01:40:08.050
Manual, I don't know if it still says it, but

01:40:08.050 --> 01:40:11.609
for years it said that when you're passing somebody,

01:40:11.890 --> 01:40:14.850
you were supposed to honk to let them know you're

01:40:14.850 --> 01:40:17.369
next to them. Well, they go by the letter of

01:40:17.369 --> 01:40:21.069
the law up there, then. I found it fucking annoying,

01:40:21.270 --> 01:40:29.300
but okay. Okay, number six, turning left across

01:40:29.300 --> 01:40:36.020
a double line, yellow line. Okay. You know, the

01:40:36.020 --> 01:40:38.939
double yellow line in the middle? Yeah, yeah.

01:40:39.039 --> 01:40:45.319
Uh -huh. Okay, in certain states, it's technically

01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:49.899
illegal to make a left turn across a double yellow

01:40:49.899 --> 01:40:56.420
line, even into your own driveway. While the

01:40:56.420 --> 01:41:00.859
intent may be to regulate traffic flow, it creates

01:41:00.859 --> 01:41:05.539
awkward and impractical restrictions for rural

01:41:05.539 --> 01:41:10.020
and suburban drivers. This forces drivers to

01:41:10.020 --> 01:41:13.520
go far out of the way for what should be a simple

01:41:13.520 --> 01:41:16.300
turn. Yeah, so they have to come around and go

01:41:16.300 --> 01:41:18.100
back the other way, right? That's what you're

01:41:18.100 --> 01:41:22.920
saying? Right. Okay, go ahead. Wow. Ironically...

01:41:23.159 --> 01:41:26.560
it may cause more confusion and frustration than

01:41:26.560 --> 01:41:35.539
just allowing the turn. I agree. Okay, so it

01:41:35.539 --> 01:41:41.000
doesn't have to say no turn on left. Just a double

01:41:41.000 --> 01:41:44.439
yellow line in some states is a no -no. Yeah,

01:41:45.000 --> 01:41:47.840
in the middle of the two lanes, if there's a

01:41:47.840 --> 01:41:51.159
double yellow line, you are not allowed to turn

01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:54.210
left. You're not allowed to cross those lines.

01:41:54.609 --> 01:41:59.430
Okay. It's just like passing somebody on a double

01:41:59.430 --> 01:42:02.369
yellow. You're not allowed to turn into a damn

01:42:02.369 --> 01:42:05.789
driveway. That's fucked up. On the other side

01:42:05.789 --> 01:42:08.689
of the road. Yeah, you got to go down and around

01:42:08.689 --> 01:42:14.609
and come back. Wow. And that's a law. That's

01:42:14.609 --> 01:42:20.329
a law in some states. Now, none of this tells

01:42:20.329 --> 01:42:25.029
me what states. everybody look up your laws and

01:42:25.029 --> 01:42:30.850
it's that big a deal. Okay, and finally, mandatory

01:42:30.850 --> 01:42:38.989
headlight flashing bans. Okay. Some states have

01:42:38.989 --> 01:42:43.630
laws that prohibit flashing your headlights to

01:42:43.630 --> 01:42:56.279
warn other drivers about... the point of speed

01:42:56.279 --> 01:43:01.079
enforcement to encourage safer driving. If flashing

01:43:01.079 --> 01:43:05.319
headlights get someone to slow down, it's arguably

01:43:05.319 --> 01:43:10.659
helping road safety. I agree. Yeah, I agree too.

01:43:10.840 --> 01:43:14.619
Analyzing a warning system that promotes cautious

01:43:14.619 --> 01:43:19.520
driving feels backward. It turns a friendly gesture

01:43:19.520 --> 01:43:26.739
into a finable offense. say more about control

01:43:26.739 --> 01:43:32.319
than actual safety outcomes. And I agree with

01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:37.359
you. I totally disagree with this one because

01:43:37.359 --> 01:43:45.319
you might come up on an accident and you get

01:43:45.319 --> 01:43:49.520
by it. So you go off the road, there's cars coming.

01:43:49.859 --> 01:44:01.340
I understand the hazard flashing. Yeah. But actually,

01:44:01.420 --> 01:44:03.779
you could get pulled over and get a ticket for

01:44:03.779 --> 01:44:08.779
that. Wow. They're doing their job because they

01:44:08.779 --> 01:44:12.199
should have officers up the road tell people.

01:44:12.760 --> 01:44:19.420
You know? You see it? No. Yeah, no, I get that,

01:44:19.460 --> 01:44:23.300
and I agree with you, Rob. That does make sense.

01:44:25.140 --> 01:44:36.300
And, yeah. Yeah, of course. I would agree, definitely.

01:44:37.359 --> 01:44:41.579
And there's different ways to do it, too. I think

01:44:41.579 --> 01:44:45.600
there's a way that you can do a headlight or

01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:50.460
a blinker, a directional. You tap it two times

01:44:50.460 --> 01:44:53.460
and it's not so obvious. But I don't think that's

01:44:53.460 --> 01:44:56.020
as well known. It's kind of like a Morse code

01:44:56.020 --> 01:44:59.439
thing. It came from a Morse code thing. I'll

01:44:59.439 --> 01:45:02.140
look it up and I'll go and I'm pretty sure that

01:45:02.140 --> 01:45:04.779
that was going around at least for a while there.

01:45:05.060 --> 01:45:07.180
Because that's when the cops were like really,

01:45:07.380 --> 01:45:11.520
you know, hammering down on people doing that.

01:45:12.479 --> 01:45:16.840
So, but they still can't get CBs, you know. It's

01:45:16.840 --> 01:45:20.079
free radio. I mean, Citizens Band, they can say

01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:23.060
whatever they want on there. It's not against

01:45:23.060 --> 01:45:25.260
the law to say, hey, there's a speed trap here

01:45:25.260 --> 01:45:29.100
or there. But not a lot of people have CBs anymore,

01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:33.539
so. Right. It's kind of almost going the way

01:45:33.539 --> 01:45:36.340
of shortwave, where it's like you just don't

01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:39.579
see them anymore. Yeah. That was a really good

01:45:39.579 --> 01:45:43.659
article, Rob. Thank you. You're welcome. All

01:45:43.659 --> 01:45:45.739
right. You want to wrap this bitch up? It's a

01:45:45.739 --> 01:45:49.399
quarter to ten. Yeah, it's time to wrap it up,

01:45:49.420 --> 01:45:52.220
brother. All right, brother. I think tonight

01:45:52.220 --> 01:45:54.479
is going to be a great show, but we'll see, like

01:45:54.479 --> 01:45:58.850
always. All right, Rob, have a fantastic evening.

01:45:59.029 --> 01:46:02.149
Thank you for joining us, everybody, and Rob,

01:46:02.270 --> 01:46:06.729
too. Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.

01:46:08.449 --> 01:46:12.010
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark

01:46:12.010 --> 01:46:15.109
has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:46:15.109 --> 01:46:18.750
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:46:18.750 --> 01:46:19.689
your ear holes soon.