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Well, since the sports show can't be called two

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douchebags and a microphone, maybe we could just

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call them the sports bastards. Four out of five

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people surveyed said that two douchebags and

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a microphone podcast are more entertaining than

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a gum infection. The fifth one called the cops

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and we had to leave. Your mama's so fat, Dracula,

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bitter neck. and got diabetes. Hello, this is

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the Sports Bastards. Yes, we are. Yeah, and we

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are here doing bastard stuff like always. Yep.

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We've got a little wobble here in the table and

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we'll deal with that. Yeah, we always do in this

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table, but this is the table of coolness. This

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is a table that people bother to come up and

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talk to us. Other than that, they hate us. Anyhow,

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you had a really, really good thing that I want

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to expand on. Okay. Okay. About the Cincinnati

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Bengals. Yeah. Going to Chicago. Yeah, you and

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I have been hearing things about the Bengals

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going to, maybe, Louisville and talking about,

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well, maybe we'll get a new stadium and stay

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in town. But another article came up, and this

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makes total and utter sense. Cincinnati Bengals

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moved to Chicago. That way Chicago has two teams,

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an AFC and an NFC, and they can get their big

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$3 .2 billion stadium they want, because now

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they'll have two teams and every single week

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there'll be a game there. Yes. That will make

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the stadium pay for itself really quickly. Chicago

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is the third largest market in America. It is.

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They can handle two teams. Yes. Absolutely handle

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two teams. Yeah. So that makes sense to me. It's

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the Chicago Bengals and They don't necessarily

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play each other the way the Giants and the Jets

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don't always play each other. The way the Rams

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and the Chargers don't always play each other.

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I mean, you can share a city and not be in the

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same division. The Jets and the Giants, well,

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yeah. It makes utter sense. It does. I even think

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that probably some fans would follow them there

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from Cincinnati, too. I think so, too. It's really

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not... That big of a distance. I mean it's It's

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probably about the same distance as like st.

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Louis to Chicago. Yeah, Cincinnati, Chicago Yes,

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so you can keep your fan base because you're

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not going too far away people could make the

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trek to Chicago for games from the Cinti area

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I think it's a great idea Well, I mean we'll

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see what happens because I mean it just seems

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to me like Cincinnati's having problem after

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problem Like they have yeah, and I think Cincinnati

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is also one of those towns that has way more

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things They need to spend that money on than

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a stadium. Yeah. Yes Luckily here in Kansas City.

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We have this place called Johnson County Yes,

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it has plenty of capital. Yes could help us through

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this I think Arrowhead is probably going to stay

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in, Missouri Because, I mean, they're gonna find

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a way to get that done. Probably so, yeah. And

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then the Royals are gonna stay in Missouri because

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they want to get that done. But I think the Chiefs

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are bound for Kansas because of the capital that

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they could spend on a brand new stadium. And

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I'm perfectly fine with that. Me too. It's across

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the state line. Don't care. Don't care. But the

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only people that would really have an issue are

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the Jackson County residents who get first crack

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at the tickets. Yes. That'll go away. Oh well.

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Yeah, you know what? Sometimes things like that

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are, that's the way it goes. For years you got

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first crack, now you don't. So, well, if it does

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move. Yeah, but I would say everybody drive around

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and load just the quality of the roads and how

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much damage it's doing to your car. Well, as

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today. I would rather have the roads fixed. than

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a nice stadium for the Chiefs. I really would.

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Maybe we could get a little bit more crime prevention

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too. Imagine that. Yeah, imagine that. Public

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schools, I give up on. They're fucked. Plus the

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public school system was, from the beginning,

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was designed to be bad for us. Yeah. So if it

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goes away, good. Yeah, that's kind of the way

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I feel about it too. It's a failed experiment.

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Move on. But as far as the... The stadium in

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Kansas versus Missouri versus fixing the roads

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versus schools versus what? It's whatever is

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going to make the city or the county or the state

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the most money in the short term not the long

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term the short term Well, they have both teams

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right now. What's done with the money? It's not

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the roads. It's going to a lot of people's pockets.

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Yes. You know, they're doing what they do in

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Washington, which is you elect one person and

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then their spouse is the one who rakes in all

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the money, gets all the grants, heads up the

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NGO and gets a $700 ,000 salary, that kind of

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shit. It's the spouse of the person you elected

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that's robbing us blind. Yes. Yeah, and this

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is like a known thing. It's gonna be interesting

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if they do start investigating some of these

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congressmen that suddenly became multi -millionaires

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on a $400 ,000 salary. And suddenly their spouse

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became a multi -millionaire because that's more

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difficult to trace. Anyway, so whatever we're

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gonna spend on a stadium, you gotta figure 30

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% is gonna get siphoned off. as graft, payoffs,

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bribes, corruption, whatever. All that good shit

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that happens. Yeah. I'd rather you spend that

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money on the roads. You know, we're going to

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have to do the same payoffs and same graft and

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corruption, but at least we'll get decent roads

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out of it. Yes. Instead of a football game that

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a lot of people can't afford to go see live,

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and a lot of people just really don't want to

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gamble on. Yes. But most people would like to

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have decent roads to drive on. Yes. My oldest

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brother moved to Houston in the 80s and he said,

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oh my god, these are the worst roads I've ever

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seen in my life. And it's not because the climate

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was so bad, it's just they didn't bother to fix

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them. And there were so many heavy trucks and

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machinery driving around on those roads because

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of the oil industry and the shipping port of

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Galveston, et cetera, et cetera. He said within

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a year, he had done three front end alignments

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and replaced a cracked wheel. because it's just

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horrible, horrible roads. And that's what we're

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turning into. And I tell you, tourism will not

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put up with crap roads here. People will come

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once and say, oh, no, no, no, I'm not going there

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again. So it does make a difference. We do need

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to fix the roads for a lot of reasons. On the

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douchebags, the last weeks, I covered the vote

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coming up today because I hear all of these people.

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that think that it's in the bag. They're going

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to get this sales tax. Not from what I'm hearing.

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No, I'm not voting for it. No, me neither. Fuck

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them. To me, they have enough money. You better

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figure out how to spend it wisely. Do that or

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get out of my face. You're not getting any more

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until you can prove you can do something with

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it. Yeah, that's the thing is... They haven't

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shown they can be responsible and they've shown

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that there is a lot of waste and corruption and

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they do nothing about it And even if they did

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I wouldn't believe them anyway I put it like

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this on the podcast you give a kid $30 and you

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go go to the store and buy yourself one ice cream

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cone And that's it and they come back with 50

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and the money's gone. Mm -hmm. That's what's

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happening Yeah, you're like, hey, we got all

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this money. Well, you know, how about us? You

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know, we could do this, or this, or this, and

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it's not going, a lot of it's not even going

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to what they said it was anyhow, you know? I

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mean, I'd love to know where the lottery money's

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going. Oh, the school system, we're gonna be

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paved with gold. Fucking nothing. Yeah, I didn't

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believe that. I laughed at the people who did

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believe it. I remember a TV show where a kid

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was given, I think, 50 bucks, and said, go out

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and buy the Christmas tree, and you can keep

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the change, but I want a nice tree. So what did

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he do? He pocketed the 50 and went out and stole

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a Christmas tree. Now that's pretty much, yeah.

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That's what people do. You give them a bunch

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of money and say do the right thing, they're

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like, fuck you. Oh, okay, sure. I'm on it, buddy.

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I'm on it. So. Hold my beer. Yeah. Don't hold

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your breath, buddy. So, okay. I think Chicago

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would do very well with the Bengals. Yeah. And

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also, it would be such a competition with the

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bears. The bears would have to step it up even

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more because, you know, people would be looking

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at them going, oh, the mangals are always in

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it. You're not. And also, I think it would satisfy

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people like Burrow and, oh, shit, the Higgins,

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Chase, and Henderson, and all those guys. Yeah,

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yeah. the people of Chicago would get a game

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every week. Yes. Every single week, there'd be

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a game. And then that viewership would be out

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of this world, so that's more revenue. And you're

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going to have a ton of fans that like both Bears

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and the Bengals, because they're both Chicago

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teams, and they're going to buy season tickets

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for both, and they're going to be there every

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stinkin' week. Yeah. And then in about five years,

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you could have the Cincinnati Mudcats or something.

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I don't know. Yeah. How about the Cincinnati

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cheapskates? There we go. There you go. I would

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be curious for somebody who lives in the Cincinnati

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area to write in and let me know. Cincinnati

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has, from the 80s, from what I've been hearing,

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has a reputation of being a town with a lot of

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racial unrest. Which is why a number of NFL players

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shy away from Cincinnati, because it's an okay

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place to play, but boy how do you don't want

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to live there unless you're white. I'd really

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like to know if that's still the case. I don't

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know. I've heard that, but I have nothing to

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back it up, so I don't know. The Columbia area

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of Missouri, where MU is, had the same reputation,

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and I think it still does. Pretty much, yes.

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Yeah, I think that's a fairly racially unfriendly

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area. because it's a small college town in the

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middle of the state. I think Cincinnati may have

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overcome that to some degree. I'd love for somebody

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to let us know. But remember in the 80s, Cincinnati

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was like, oh yeah, if you're a white player,

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that means that's a fun place to go play. But

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if you're black, plan on living in Louisville.

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Yeah. I don't expect anyone from Cincinnati listens

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to us now how much fun we made of little Joey

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Bird and all that. Yeah. That was unfortunate.

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We really piled on to Joe Burrow. I've actually

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got a lot more respect for Joe Burrow than I

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used to and that I ever let on. It was just a

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fun thing to do. Sorry, Cincinnati. I actually

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like the town of Cincinnati a lot. I've been

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through it a number of times. It's a nice town.

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Yeah. Right on the... Ohio. Well, here. Skip.

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Little skipper. Little skippered. Okay. He doesn't

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do... Joey burrow any favors because everybody

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hates skip. He's a little fucking bitch a little

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sniveling bitch. Oh, that's right He dumped the

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Cowboys and now he's latched onto the Bengals

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is his new Yeah, especially Joe burrow. Yeah,

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and the thing is is that doesn't do you any favors

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when little skipped hard? Yeah, people like oh

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fuck that. I don't like the guy then if that's

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if that little fucking skip nerd No. Yeah, it's

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like the dropkick Murphys when, you know, Nazis

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started showing up to their concert. It's like,

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okay, we want to play music, but we don't want

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you guys to like us. Skip Bayless is one of those

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guys that will damage your reputation because

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he likes you. Yeah. It's so gross. Look what

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he done to the Cowboys. Yeah. He destroyed their

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organization. You know, would you like to be...

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the subject of fandom from people like Jared

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Vogel and Jeffrey Dahmer and the BTK. Do you

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want those people to think you're a cool guy

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or do you want them to leave you alone? Yeah,

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I would rather those guys hate me. Yeah, the

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same with Skip Bayless. Yeah, so, okay, so Cincinnati,

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I mean, you know, nothing against you, but I

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think they'd be better off in Chicago as well.

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I do too. And it might just be a rumor, who knows,

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but that's something that's going around. I think

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that's the only way that the Cincinnati Bengals'

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ownership is ever going to have a decent stadium

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again is if they're sharing one with somebody

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who's going to put up half the money. Yeah. That's

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their best chance of ever having a decent competitive

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stadium. You know, for being such a sports town,

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It doesn't seem like the local government supports

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their teams at all. No. They still have the Reds,

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Cincinnati Reds. Yeah, and you never hear about

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them. No. You know? I mean, back in the day they

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were respected. Pete Rose and, oh, I forgot the

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pitcher they had that was out of this world.

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Yeah, I remember hearing about the Reds a lot

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in the 70s and 80s. No, Johnny Bench was a Red

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Sox winning, not a Red Sox. Gosh, I can't remember.

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I can't remember either, but that's baseball.

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Yeah, what's baseball? I forgot It's that sport

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that won't change. Yeah It's stuck in the mud.

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Yes Yeah, they can't get up to change the channel.

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They're just right there going. Oh, we're just

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gonna keep everything the same Don't be fucking

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with it. Uh -huh. I hate this new fangled game.

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That ain't the way we played it 55 years ago

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It's the kind of guys that hate having an electric

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starter in the car, they think you should still

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be hand cranking it to start it. Yes, yeah, in

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electric windows. Oh, back in my day, you didn't

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mind rolling down the window. Damn kids are soft.

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You're soft. You can't roll down the fucking

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window. What can you do? Can you wipe your ass,

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boy? What the hell can you do? You can tell I

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grew up around fucking old fucking hicks. Don't

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let me come over to that newfangled rock and

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roll shit. That fucking stuff. That's the devil.

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That's the fucking devil. What the hell is this

00:14:33.690 --> 00:14:36.929
car with no clutches? But it's a devil too. A

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car that shifts its own gears. Damn, that ain't

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natural. You stay away from that, boy. I'm telling

00:14:41.570 --> 00:14:44.889
you right now, that's nothing but trouble. Oh

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yeah, and in the 80s I remember hearing a radio

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station saying... about all the people holding

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baseball back because of the traditional rules

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and the records and all that. It's like... The

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purists. Yeah, it's like, okay, you can do that,

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but you're not getting new fans. You're not getting

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more excitement. The sward is gonna start dying

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off. If it stays the way that the older, older

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fans like, then it's dead. It really is. The

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purists is probably 110. Yeah. So... There's

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no 17 -year -old purist out there. What are you

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selling to a 110 -year -old? They don't spend

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their money anyway. No, that's right. They're

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like to going, well, I guess not today every

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time they wake up. I guess not today. OK, all

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right. Well, I guess I'll just go in the living

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room and do nothing. Where's my drool cup? Oh,

00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:39.620
good. General hosp metal's on. Oh, wait. No,

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that was canceled 50 years ago. They're still

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talking about Luke and Laura, if I remember that

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correctly. Oh yeah! Yeah, Luke and Laura. The

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wedding of Luke and Laura about 1981, 82. Yeah,

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yeah, they're still talking about that. It was

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the Reagan years. Yeah, boy, that wedding was

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something else. I remember that. Oh boy, they

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threw out everything, but the kids just sank.

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And you know, if we looked at it now, we'd realize

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what a cheap, awful production it was. I know!

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At the time, it seemed pretty cool, but looking

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back now, we're like, oh my god, this is what

00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:14.340
we got excited about? It's like a... They try

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to do a dramatic scene like a burglar and the

00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:21.639
lady walks in. Oh, no, a burglar is here to kill

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me. Yep. That's right. I am going to kill you.

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Yeah, it's like the world's worst high school

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play where they all stand in awkward positions

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and face the camera and just shout out these

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rehearsed lines. I got one. I'm going to spoil.

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No, no, no, I did. OK, hang on. I did it on the

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last douchebags. But have you seen the previews

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to the naked gun movie? No, I haven't. Oh my

00:16:45.139 --> 00:16:47.279
god. It looks good. It doesn't look like they're

00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:49.059
trying to teach you a lesson or make a statement.

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There's a new naked gun? That's just for entertainment

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and doesn't have a social message to hammer into

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your head? Here's the funniest thing, man. They

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show all these funny scenes, but the one that

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really stuck at the very end is you have all

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these detectives walking by and kissing Leslie

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Nilsson's oil painting on the wall and going...

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Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. And then the

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African -American detective, he walks up to O

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.J. Simpson's painting and he looks at the camera

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and he goes, never mind. And he walks on out.

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That's right. That is awesome because people

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forget O .J. was a big part of those original

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police squad movies. Oh, he was so good. He was.

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That's what I was talking about. He could have

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been such a good actor. I mean, the comedy he

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did... was fucking hilarious, and it was because

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of his facial expressions and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, he did good. He was in a really awful,

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awful football show called First and Ten that

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was an HBO production that I think moved to NBC.

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Yeah. It was Shannon Tweed and O .J. and most

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other people you'd never heard of before and

00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:57.119
never would again. Yeah. The show was truly horrible.

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I mean, it's so bad, it's funny. Yeah. I got

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I remember that, oh. I think I got all the episodes,

00:18:04.779 --> 00:18:07.839
there's like 70 or 80 episodes on DVD for two

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bucks, brand new, because that's how bad they

00:18:10.380 --> 00:18:12.079
were trying to get rid of that. They paid you

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two bucks. Pretty much, yeah. But he was good

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in that show. I mean, he was funny, he was engaging,

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you know, it's not like he was ever going to

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win an Oscar, but he was alright. He was better

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than Shannon Tweed by a long shot. imagine jenny

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simmons fat ass sweating on top of her yeah yeah

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yeah yeah anyhow all right um okay next one that

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we were talking about in the car playoff seating

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yes i like this one a lot yeah this is i was

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hearing this this morning uh roger gadell wants

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to change the way the playoffs are seated playoffs

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yeah uh his in his stated goal is he doesn't

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want any game at the end of the season to be

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meaningless. Like the Chiefs Denver game where

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they didn't play the starters and nobody cared

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and nobody watched and nobody bet on it. That's

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what he's trying to avoid. He wants to keep things

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in flux right up until the last game of the last

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week. And part of the way he's gonna do that,

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one, is he was talking about eliminating divisions.

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So no AFC West, East, North, South, what, we're

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just all AFC. I like that. Every game is a division

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game. Think about that. So you could still keep

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key rivalries and play them two games a year

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if you wanted to. But at the end of the season,

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there's no division to win, so nobody's automatically

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in because of that. It's strictly by your record.

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The top seven records get in. And then after

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the first wild card round, you re -seed that.

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Like that so if if a player I mean if a team

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with Well, I'm not sure how that would work out

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I guess it would be the same as You take the

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top three the top three. Yeah, or no you take

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the top one seed and let them sit out Yeah, but

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what are you talking about not having? Not having

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a bye week. Yeah, like everybody plays. Well,

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they were still talking about a 17 pool to start

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with and that you'd have one team left over,

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so they have to have a bye week. Yeah, they would.

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That's right. And then you'd have the extra.

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Well, they're adding another game. We know this.

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Yeah. So that might be in the play, too. And

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they're not going to do it this season. It might

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be two or three seasons down the road when they

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have an 18 -game season. Yeah. And then what

00:20:42.259 --> 00:20:43.980
he's talking about is getting rid of the bye

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week, then everybody plays. But you see, I understand

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what he's saying, like the Chiefs played Denver.

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Nobody watched because it didn't matter. It didn't

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matter at all. No. You didn't go out there to

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watch, oh shit, Carson Wentz throw to Sky Moore,

00:21:01.299 --> 00:21:04.920
you know? Yeah, people are like, no that's okay,

00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:07.380
I got some stuff I gotta do, it's fine. And then

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at four o 'clock comes the one, you know, the

00:21:09.740 --> 00:21:12.000
real game. The real game, yeah. Yeah, Green Bay

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against Philly or something, and Battleford,

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you know, or who were they? Minnesota or something,

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you know. I think the radio guys had a little

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confused because if you have no divisions and

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it's just the top seven teams getting in, then

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you don't need to recede. Yeah, that's right.

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But if you keep the divisions and have the playoffs

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the way they are now, then after wild card weekend,

00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:38.940
you recede and it doesn't matter if you won your

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division or not, if you have a better record,

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you're hosting the game. Radio guys, they have

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to fill a lot of time. Yeah. So they have to

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keep talking. I know a lot of people are like,

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oh they're stupid. You ever try to talk just

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constantly and be entertaining? Leaving no dead

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air anywhere? Yeah, you come up with stuff that

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doesn't make sense. I always realize that unless

00:22:04.470 --> 00:22:07.569
it's heavily scripted. There's some shows like

00:22:07.569 --> 00:22:10.190
Rush Limbaugh, I understand was heavily scripted.

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Almost everything he said, if it's true what

00:22:13.289 --> 00:22:17.200
I heard, is scripted. So, or was scripted, not

00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:22.460
anymore. Let's see, I think Stern was heavily

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scripted too. So yeah, he wasn't the one coming

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up with that stuff. Somebody else was coming

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up with it. So, okay. But another thing that

00:22:33.099 --> 00:22:36.019
the radio show talked about is if you leave the

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divisions in, then you re -seed after the first

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round because... They had one proposal, it's

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like, okay, win the division, you get a home

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game the first round, but then you're reseated

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the second round, and you may not have another

00:22:51.279 --> 00:22:55.740
home game. Another was saying, winning division

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just gets you in the playoff, and that's it.

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I mean, if you win your division, you're in the

00:23:00.859 --> 00:23:03.339
playoffs. So there's four guaranteed, and then

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the other three are picked by season record.

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But then, even if you won your division, you're

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on the road because another team's got a better

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record. So winning division doesn't guarantee

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you a home game, just a playoff game. I like

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that idea better. Okay, I got a counterpoint

00:23:21.779 --> 00:23:25.039
on this I just thought of. Eli Manning would

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not be looking at the Hall of Fame if that was

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the case. They were a sub -par team that there

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were more teams better than them record -wise

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in other divisions, but they got in because their

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division sucked. Yeah, that's one thing to mention.

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And they won the Super Bowl. Yeah, they want

00:23:41.230 --> 00:23:43.829
to try to eliminate that as teams getting that

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big leg up just because their divisions suck.

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You see, I like this proposal, but I also like

00:23:48.509 --> 00:23:51.089
the element of the dark horse. People going,

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I don't know. You watch the last three Giants

00:23:53.329 --> 00:23:56.089
games, they seem to have it really under control.

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If they can get that division, they might make

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some damage. And everyone's like, oh, no, no,

00:23:59.970 --> 00:24:02.410
no, they suck. And then what do you do? And then

00:24:02.410 --> 00:24:05.009
it's like, they're going to beat the Patriots.

00:24:05.029 --> 00:24:06.650
This is going to be one of the worst slop -sided

00:24:06.650 --> 00:24:13.619
Super Bowls ever. Yeah. So, but I like this idea

00:24:13.619 --> 00:24:16.680
a lot. I think it's got, I think it's got legs.

00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:20.079
Yeah, it's definitely fixes some problems. Yes.

00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:23.440
A lot of people were complaining last year that

00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:26.279
Minnesota was 14 and 3 and they were a five seed

00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:28.920
and had to play on the road. That did suck. That

00:24:28.920 --> 00:24:31.319
did suck, but they had Sam Darnold, so who cares?

00:24:31.319 --> 00:24:33.440
Yeah. I mean, they weren't going anywhere anyhow.

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We know this. Yeah. But I think that what sticks

00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:42.299
in people's throat is A team like Minnesota would

00:24:42.299 --> 00:24:44.539
have won the division, except Detroit was having

00:24:44.539 --> 00:24:47.539
an awesome year too. Yes. But they're penalized

00:24:47.539 --> 00:24:50.980
and don't get a home game because some other

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team had a crap record from a crap division,

00:24:54.559 --> 00:25:00.500
probably the NFC South. And having a 9 -8 record,

00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:03.960
and just because the other members of your division

00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:07.019
were crappier than you, shouldn't guarantee you

00:25:07.019 --> 00:25:10.839
a home playoff game. Be better than that to earn

00:25:10.839 --> 00:25:13.680
your home. And that's why I am in favor of this,

00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:15.619
but I don't think it's going to quite be like

00:25:15.619 --> 00:25:17.240
that. It's going to be some variation of what

00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:22.400
we're talking about. So yeah, I mean, I like

00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:25.880
the idea overall, but then again, I also like

00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:28.019
the idea of the New York Giants coming in there

00:25:28.019 --> 00:25:30.980
kicking everybody's ass because they gelled in

00:25:30.980 --> 00:25:34.619
time. Yeah, and that brings up a point I made

00:25:34.619 --> 00:25:38.440
earlier in the season is expand to 18 games.

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and divide the season into two nine game halves.

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And winning the first half means something when

00:25:48.619 --> 00:25:50.799
it comes to the end of the season. Winning the

00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:54.519
second half means more because you've played

00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:57.940
more games. So win the first half, you get like

00:25:57.940 --> 00:25:59.880
three points towards the playoff. Win the second

00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:02.660
half of the season, you get five points. And

00:26:02.660 --> 00:26:05.720
then those eight points help you beat other teams

00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:08.880
out of the playoffs because... You got it together

00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.259
for the first half of the season. You got together

00:26:11.259 --> 00:26:13.339
even more for the second half of the season.

00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:15.839
That should count more than a team that started

00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:18.359
out great and is fading towards the end. You

00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:21.720
do that in tandem with the new rule changes and

00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:25.339
I'm all for it. I like that a lot. And think

00:26:25.339 --> 00:26:27.559
of all the gambling possibilities that are opened

00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:29.940
up because of that. You see a team starting to

00:26:29.940 --> 00:26:33.059
do good like the Bengals. If you had taken the

00:26:33.059 --> 00:26:35.039
second half of the season they would have been

00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:38.799
in the playoffs. Now keep in mind the NFL is

00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:41.940
going to do things to make it better for them

00:26:41.940 --> 00:26:45.000
and for the people who are taking your bet. Yes.

00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:47.039
For you the gambler, they're going to give you

00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:48.819
more opportunities, but they're not going to

00:26:48.819 --> 00:26:51.099
make it easier for you to win. Yeah. They're

00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:53.200
going to make it easier for the bookies and the

00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.160
sports books to figure things out and offer you

00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.039
more bets. That's all they care about is that

00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:58.720
right there, making it easier for the bookies.

00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:00.660
They know you're going to watch and you're going

00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:02.640
to bet, so they don't need to do anything about

00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:04.900
that. They're not paying attention to that. Everything

00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:07.849
we just said. is why they're probably going to

00:27:07.849 --> 00:27:09.690
do these rule changes. And they want to draw

00:27:09.690 --> 00:27:12.809
in more gamblers. That people who are gambling

00:27:12.809 --> 00:27:15.349
but not necessarily on football and people who

00:27:15.349 --> 00:27:17.210
watch football but aren't necessarily gambling.

00:27:17.509 --> 00:27:19.509
Those are the markets they want to expand on.

00:27:19.589 --> 00:27:22.269
You can call 1 -88 -BETS -OFF -2 if you know

00:27:22.269 --> 00:27:29.769
this one. Just saying, just saying. Yeah, how

00:27:29.769 --> 00:27:31.950
many people call that? They're sitting there,

00:27:32.049 --> 00:27:34.150
there's 10 people to call center looking at that

00:27:34.150 --> 00:27:39.410
one phone. Has it ever rung? Nah. I think there

00:27:39.410 --> 00:27:41.329
was a wrong number. Oh hey, hey, hey, it's ringing.

00:27:42.450 --> 00:27:48.589
This is not Pizza Hut. Forget it. Forget it.

00:27:49.329 --> 00:27:57.309
So, anyhow. Okay. The rule that I proposed on

00:27:57.309 --> 00:28:02.289
overtime. I like a sudden death overtime. I do

00:28:02.289 --> 00:28:05.789
too. And this is how I think I would love it.

00:28:06.690 --> 00:28:09.150
Each team gets hell marries until one of them

00:28:09.150 --> 00:28:12.269
works. You put the quarterback on the opposing

00:28:12.269 --> 00:28:16.190
40 yard line and you put everybody 10, 20 yard

00:28:16.190 --> 00:28:19.720
line, 10 yard line, goal line. deep in the end

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:22.799
zone. You put them up wherever, whatever formation

00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:24.779
you think you're going to do, whether it's 20

00:28:24.779 --> 00:28:26.900
and you have the blocking behind them. So it's

00:28:26.900 --> 00:28:30.200
just like a pass or it really is a Hail Mary.

00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:36.740
First team to do that wins or an interception

00:28:36.740 --> 00:28:39.779
gets one point and it defaults to the other team.

00:28:39.980 --> 00:28:42.059
They get that extra point and it's like, let's

00:28:42.059 --> 00:28:50.200
say it's 32 -32. Let's see, Sam Darnold. Throws

00:28:50.200 --> 00:28:55.759
a Hail Mary, lands right into one of the Packers

00:28:55.759 --> 00:29:00.400
hands. Oh, he's not at Minnesota anymore, he's

00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.359
with Seattle. That's right. Seattle goes home.

00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:08.660
Yep. Yeah. Would you have the players line up

00:29:08.660 --> 00:29:11.480
on the line and run downfield or just be downfield

00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:14.519
in advance? I think being downfield in advance

00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:16.299
would be better. Yeah, because you're going to

00:29:16.299 --> 00:29:18.319
wear them out really fast. Yeah, yeah. They're

00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:19.940
running down the field every time. Yeah, and

00:29:19.940 --> 00:29:22.700
also they have to throw more. They have to make

00:29:22.700 --> 00:29:25.640
it accurate and pinpoint that far away. And that

00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.619
also prevents the quarterback from dumping off

00:29:27.619 --> 00:29:30.019
something underneath. Bingo, yes. And then doing

00:29:30.019 --> 00:29:32.900
that hook and ladder and 9 ,000 ladder rolls.

00:29:33.460 --> 00:29:36.920
Or you can line them all on the three yard line

00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:40.019
and back. Yeah. If you really want it to be a

00:29:40.019 --> 00:29:42.279
true Hail Mary, then it may be three -yard line

00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:45.059
and back. And also such a clusterfuck of all

00:29:45.059 --> 00:29:48.440
bodies in there. And also I think they all need

00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:51.880
to wear a gray uniform. That would be great.

00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:55.880
That would be awesome. Yep. And you know, of

00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:57.839
course, replay would have to get heavily involved

00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:00.059
to make sure who caught it and how it happens.

00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.960
We think what happened is Mahomes thought that

00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:10.759
was Kelsey. a tall white guy that's on a Denver's

00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:12.799
team. Yeah, and he was singing a Taylor Swift

00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:14.319
song, so he thought it was Kelsey. Yeah, so he

00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:19.319
threw to him. So they're not going to do that,

00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:21.960
the same, but I mean, I love the Hail Mary thing

00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:24.839
and I thought about it actually last night. I'm

00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:26.900
like, that's what I would love to see done. And

00:30:26.900 --> 00:30:28.880
how different is that from like soccer where

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:30.640
they have the penalty kick over and over and

00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:31.740
over and over until somebody wins? That's where

00:30:31.740 --> 00:30:33.819
the idea came from. Or college football where

00:30:33.819 --> 00:30:37.380
they line you up, you know. at the 25 and everyone

00:30:37.380 --> 00:30:39.500
tries to score a touchdown. You go back and forth

00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:41.880
until somebody can't score. I mean, it's being

00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.059
done in sports already. This is the truest form

00:30:45.059 --> 00:30:47.720
of southern death. Yeah. Sudden death, not southern

00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:50.460
death. Sudden death. That's the truest form.

00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:55.799
How more, how truer can you get than luck or

00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.980
skill? And everybody loves the deep ball. I mean,

00:30:59.140 --> 00:31:01.759
the long pass. It'd be so exciting. Can you imagine

00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:04.819
Mahomes or Burrow throwing that deep one? It

00:31:04.819 --> 00:31:08.839
lands right in somebody, or Josh Allen lands

00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:11.359
right into one of the receiver's hands. Beautiful.

00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.380
And they're like, nobody had a chance. They designed

00:31:14.380 --> 00:31:17.200
this play, and they've done it perfectly just

00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:20.039
for this time. And that would encourage teams

00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:22.670
to have. the kind of receivers who can go up

00:31:22.670 --> 00:31:24.829
and make those spectacular catches, and the kind

00:31:24.829 --> 00:31:26.609
of quarterback that can throw it that far. Yeah,

00:31:26.609 --> 00:31:29.589
like a Jamar Chase or somebody, a tall guy, you

00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:32.809
know. So a team like the Ravens that had Trent

00:31:32.809 --> 00:31:36.150
Dilfer, who was so mediocre, if they got into

00:31:36.150 --> 00:31:38.609
an overtime game, they'd be sunk, because he

00:31:38.609 --> 00:31:41.109
can't heave the ball downfield like that. No.

00:31:41.430 --> 00:31:44.109
No, their defense won that Super Bowl for them,

00:31:44.109 --> 00:31:47.230
but he has a ring. And I have to give him credit.

00:31:47.250 --> 00:31:49.529
He did not fuck it up. He didn't fuck it up.

00:31:49.549 --> 00:31:52.309
He knew better. He's like, just do enough. This

00:31:52.309 --> 00:31:54.430
is, this lines perfectly with what the league

00:31:54.430 --> 00:31:57.849
wants is more offense, more scoring, more exciting

00:31:57.849 --> 00:32:01.609
plays. I don't see a problem with this. I don't,

00:32:01.609 --> 00:32:04.529
I don't see what the objections would be. I like

00:32:04.529 --> 00:32:07.609
it. Yeah. We got to do something about that onside

00:32:07.609 --> 00:32:10.630
kick though. That is just stupid. I mean, they,

00:32:10.630 --> 00:32:14.269
they turned it into something worse than what

00:32:14.269 --> 00:32:16.950
we had. I mean, what we had was, you know, you

00:32:16.950 --> 00:32:19.230
can fake an onside kick, you can do one at the

00:32:19.230 --> 00:32:21.609
last second, you can surprise someone by doing

00:32:21.609 --> 00:32:23.910
it first game, first play of the game, blah,

00:32:24.009 --> 00:32:28.950
blah. And, you know, it had a small chance of

00:32:28.950 --> 00:32:31.490
succeeding. But the way they've got it now, it

00:32:31.490 --> 00:32:33.710
has almost a zero chance of succeeding. Yeah.

00:32:33.869 --> 00:32:35.869
I mean, I don't even bother to watch the onside

00:32:35.869 --> 00:32:37.789
kicks anymore, because they're stupid. They're

00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:40.750
meaningless. They don't do it. Yeah. It's just

00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:46.599
dumb. I watched a UFL game last night and their

00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:49.740
substitute for the onside kick is you score and

00:32:49.740 --> 00:32:51.640
you want the ball back, instead of an onside

00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:55.599
kick, you're on your own 25 and it's fourth and

00:32:55.599 --> 00:32:59.839
15. And you got one shot to gain at least 15

00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:02.339
yards and start your drive. If you don't, the

00:33:02.339 --> 00:33:04.880
other team's in field goal range already. I love

00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.480
that because it's a do or die make at home. There's

00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.410
so much on the line. And, you know, you might

00:33:10.410 --> 00:33:12.390
luck out and get a defensive penalty and that

00:33:12.390 --> 00:33:14.670
gives you first down and then your driver continues.

00:33:15.210 --> 00:33:17.569
But, you know, it's can you make this? You got

00:33:17.569 --> 00:33:20.230
one play, you got to make at least 15 yards and

00:33:20.230 --> 00:33:23.650
the other team knows it. So can you do that to

00:33:23.650 --> 00:33:26.950
keep your start this next drive or do you turn

00:33:26.950 --> 00:33:29.109
it over and the other team can probably score

00:33:29.109 --> 00:33:31.430
and that's it for you? I haven't thought about

00:33:31.430 --> 00:33:36.450
this on safeties. Okay, you can run if you get

00:33:36.450 --> 00:33:39.369
to the 20 yard line from a safety. You get a

00:33:39.369 --> 00:33:41.789
touchdown or maybe four or five points, whatever

00:33:41.789 --> 00:33:45.509
they figure on. But if you don't make it, no

00:33:45.509 --> 00:33:52.089
points. So if it's the end of the game, okay,

00:33:52.390 --> 00:33:55.609
and it's a last -ditch effort pass, it ends up

00:33:55.609 --> 00:33:59.910
in a safety, okay? And then the guy that gets

00:33:59.910 --> 00:34:02.650
the ball, if he can run it, you know what? No,

00:34:02.650 --> 00:34:04.869
that wouldn't work. No, safety is where you tackle

00:34:04.869 --> 00:34:06.130
them in the end zone. Yeah, he couldn't do it

00:34:06.130 --> 00:34:08.590
on it, yeah. I was thinking about it differently,

00:34:09.590 --> 00:34:12.829
but forget it. It would not work. Not like the

00:34:12.829 --> 00:34:17.489
way I want it. Yeah. Or you could do something

00:34:17.489 --> 00:34:21.650
like he has to make it out for it to be two points.

00:34:21.929 --> 00:34:26.070
Yeah. Let's say they're two points down and they

00:34:26.070 --> 00:34:28.409
want to tie the game for overtime. He's got to

00:34:28.409 --> 00:34:30.949
make it to the 10 yard line instead of just getting

00:34:30.949 --> 00:34:35.289
the ball or something. Yeah. Another thing they

00:34:35.289 --> 00:34:37.650
did in the UFL game is you score a touchdown,

00:34:37.769 --> 00:34:41.070
you get six points, and then you can go for one,

00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:45.250
two, or three points. And each time you're a

00:34:45.250 --> 00:34:48.110
little farther back. So there's a team, yes,

00:34:48.449 --> 00:34:51.449
the game I watched, they were down 18 to nothing.

00:34:52.130 --> 00:34:54.670
They scored a touchdown, went for three, and

00:34:54.670 --> 00:34:57.829
now they cut the other team's lead in half. So

00:34:57.829 --> 00:35:01.190
an 18 point lead is still just two possessions.

00:35:01.449 --> 00:35:04.250
Yeah, I love that. That's pretty cool. See, if

00:35:04.250 --> 00:35:06.610
they had failed on going for three, then they'd

00:35:06.610 --> 00:35:09.269
be even farther in the hole. So that makes it

00:35:09.269 --> 00:35:12.210
even more risky play. Makes it more fun to gamble

00:35:12.210 --> 00:35:15.070
on, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay, everybody stay tuned.

00:35:15.130 --> 00:35:17.849
I'm working on a safety because I think a safety

00:35:17.849 --> 00:35:24.949
is great, but it's rather boring. Yeah. I like

00:35:24.949 --> 00:35:27.510
the fact that you give up the safety, you also

00:35:27.510 --> 00:35:30.309
have to kick the ball away. I know, yeah. You

00:35:30.309 --> 00:35:33.989
have to give the ball back to them. Yeah. But

00:35:33.989 --> 00:35:35.889
there is something more we can do with that.

00:35:36.449 --> 00:35:39.630
I'd like to see safeties happen more often. No,

00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:41.829
me too. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. People

00:35:41.829 --> 00:35:44.550
will try to tackle that guy in the end zone instead

00:35:44.550 --> 00:35:48.789
of like, let's say, it's fourth and three. You

00:35:48.789 --> 00:35:51.610
can get a safety. But he's not going to make

00:35:51.610 --> 00:35:54.250
a completion because you're right there. So that's

00:35:54.250 --> 00:35:56.030
good enough. It's like, all right, there's like

00:35:56.030 --> 00:36:00.489
30 seconds left. Make it interesting. Right now,

00:36:00.570 --> 00:36:04.869
the safety rules are you get a safety if an offensive

00:36:04.869 --> 00:36:07.809
player commits a penalty while he's fully in

00:36:07.809 --> 00:36:10.170
the end zone. Yeah. Well, that's one way. Yeah.

00:36:10.389 --> 00:36:12.590
And then you also get a safety if you tackle

00:36:12.590 --> 00:36:15.429
the ball carrier. but he has to be completely

00:36:15.429 --> 00:36:18.050
in the end zone before you even make contact

00:36:18.050 --> 00:36:21.070
with him. If he has his nose hair out. It's not

00:36:21.070 --> 00:36:24.269
a safety. I would like to change that. I would

00:36:24.269 --> 00:36:26.809
too. Is that it's a safety if when you tackle

00:36:26.809 --> 00:36:30.369
him, the ball winds up over the goal line in

00:36:30.369 --> 00:36:32.530
the end zone. So everything of the guy could

00:36:32.530 --> 00:36:34.630
be outside, but he gets tackled and the ball

00:36:34.630 --> 00:36:36.710
is halfway into the end zone. That's a safety.

00:36:37.070 --> 00:36:39.349
How about they back the ball to the end zone?

00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:43.539
He goes for a pass, a quarterback goes for a

00:36:43.539 --> 00:36:45.420
pass, it gets batted down in the end zone, if

00:36:45.420 --> 00:36:49.260
it touches the end zone, that's a safety. Oh

00:36:49.260 --> 00:36:51.000
yeah, yeah, because right now that's just an

00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:53.420
incomplete pass, and if you batted it down and

00:36:53.420 --> 00:36:56.619
it hits the end zone, that's a safety. If you

00:36:56.619 --> 00:36:58.440
batted it down and it goes out the back of the

00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:00.860
end zone without touching the ground, touchdown.

00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:05.539
Ooh, yeah. That would make playing near your

00:37:05.539 --> 00:37:08.780
own goal line way more difficult. Yeah, I like

00:37:08.780 --> 00:37:13.969
that a lot. I like that idea. I understand the

00:37:13.969 --> 00:37:16.710
league wanting a lot more offensive plays, but

00:37:16.710 --> 00:37:19.849
exciting defensive plays are good too. Don't

00:37:19.849 --> 00:37:22.230
overlook those. They are. Having Chris Jones

00:37:22.230 --> 00:37:25.150
jump up and swat a football out of the back of

00:37:25.150 --> 00:37:27.409
the end zone and that winds up counting as a

00:37:27.409 --> 00:37:29.670
touchdown, that's a great little change. Excellent.

00:37:29.809 --> 00:37:32.630
You have them really trying for it too. Yeah.

00:37:33.150 --> 00:37:35.309
Chris Jones just knocking the shit out of the

00:37:35.309 --> 00:37:38.420
ball trying to get it out there. I would like

00:37:38.420 --> 00:37:41.480
to see another rule change. I think this would

00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:45.940
be popular. I would say the punching the ball

00:37:45.940 --> 00:37:50.000
out. I'm getting a little tired of that. Me too.

00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:52.760
Because I'd rather see them tackle than just

00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:55.099
run up and start throwing haymakers. There's

00:37:55.099 --> 00:37:58.000
more times that they miss a tackle and they get

00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.500
a first down because somebody's trying to knock

00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:03.519
the ball out of their hands. I'd love to see

00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:07.670
just tackles. I would like to see a change in

00:38:07.670 --> 00:38:10.809
the rule. This goes back to when the forward

00:38:10.809 --> 00:38:13.030
pass was first being introduced into the league.

00:38:13.650 --> 00:38:15.630
If you completed the forward pass, you're fine.

00:38:15.869 --> 00:38:17.909
If you threw an incompletion, that was actually

00:38:17.909 --> 00:38:21.909
a penalty along the lines of delay of game. So

00:38:21.909 --> 00:38:24.570
I would like to see if a defensive player runs

00:38:24.570 --> 00:38:27.610
up and tries to punch the ball out and succeeds,

00:38:27.929 --> 00:38:32.989
no problem. If he doesn't, it's... Unsportsmanlike

00:38:32.989 --> 00:38:36.309
conduct personal foul whatever 15 yard Wow You

00:38:36.309 --> 00:38:38.449
don't throw that punch on the ball unless you're

00:38:38.449 --> 00:38:40.469
damn sure you're gonna punch it out Otherwise,

00:38:40.469 --> 00:38:43.230
you just gave the other team 15 yards. I love

00:38:43.230 --> 00:38:47.630
that that makes it way more Precise away more

00:38:47.630 --> 00:38:49.849
risky. Yeah, and then you're gonna have coaches

00:38:49.849 --> 00:38:52.730
going don't do it unless you're sure you got

00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.989
a shot at it Yep, so you're gonna have tackles

00:38:55.980 --> 00:38:58.480
Yep, yeah people will learn to tackle more if

00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:00.400
I was a coach I'd say don't worry about knocking

00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:05.139
that ball out stop them stop them. Yeah, so is

00:39:05.139 --> 00:39:10.099
it started out as You would you would stand the

00:39:10.099 --> 00:39:12.659
offensive player up you'd stop his forward momentum

00:39:12.659 --> 00:39:14.960
And as you're tackling a teammate would run in

00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:17.440
and try to punch the ball. Yes now It's just

00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:19.380
you're running beside of me just throwing punches

00:39:20.070 --> 00:39:22.670
Yeah, okay, if that's the way you want it But

00:39:22.670 --> 00:39:25.610
I would rather have it is if you don't succeed

00:39:25.610 --> 00:39:27.829
and punch the ball out then you're penalized

00:39:27.829 --> 00:39:30.570
for trying it I got one for you. Once the guy's

00:39:30.570 --> 00:39:32.590
down and he punches the ball out should that

00:39:32.590 --> 00:39:36.230
be a special penalty? Because it's like we have

00:39:36.230 --> 00:39:39.119
you down the place over time. Yeah You just wasted

00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.260
time. His knees were down and you punched the

00:39:41.260 --> 00:39:43.420
ball out trying to get it. Yeah, I do see that.

00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:45.659
They're down the plays over and they're still,

00:39:45.659 --> 00:39:47.420
you know, trying to smack the ball out of his

00:39:47.420 --> 00:39:49.800
hands. That should be, at the very least, delay

00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:53.079
of game. Yeah, I like delay of game. And maybe

00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:57.159
a smaller unsportsmanlike conduct. Yeah, like

00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:59.539
maybe a 10 yard or 5 yard or something. And no

00:39:59.539 --> 00:40:02.860
automatic first down. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because

00:40:02.860 --> 00:40:08.610
that would also make tacklers... more aware of

00:40:08.610 --> 00:40:11.010
what's going on instead of just blindly trying

00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:13.489
to punch the ball out because that's a big waste

00:40:13.489 --> 00:40:17.050
of time. Yeah. You know, I'm more in favor of

00:40:17.050 --> 00:40:20.909
rules that favor discipline and making the right

00:40:20.909 --> 00:40:23.530
choice rather than just running out there and

00:40:23.530 --> 00:40:26.210
flailing around and hoping it works out. I don't

00:40:26.210 --> 00:40:29.650
want that rewarded because that's the lazy cheap

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:32.289
ass way to do stuff. Yeah. And a multi -billion

00:40:32.289 --> 00:40:35.559
dollar sport like NFL football should be better

00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:38.659
than that. I think so, I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Good

00:40:38.659 --> 00:40:42.559
point. Wantin' ain't gettin'. Nah. Look, the

00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:44.820
league's gonna do what it's gonna do and anything

00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:48.480
we said except for the first part probably won't

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:51.639
happen. And really the only way to make a realistic

00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:55.300
change is for the fans to just lose interest

00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:57.559
if the NFL isn't doing it the way they want to.

00:40:57.630 --> 00:41:00.389
I agree. And you can't make people do that. You

00:41:00.389 --> 00:41:03.170
can't lobby people into it. It just has to happen.

00:41:03.610 --> 00:41:05.929
No, I agree. It's like who talks about horse

00:41:05.929 --> 00:41:08.969
racing anymore? I mean, how many times do you

00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:11.610
hear people at work talking about boxing? Even

00:41:11.610 --> 00:41:14.090
Churchill Downs. You don't hear very much about

00:41:14.090 --> 00:41:17.070
it at all. Boxing, same thing. They've just gotten

00:41:17.070 --> 00:41:18.929
to the point where they really don't care anymore.

00:41:19.130 --> 00:41:22.789
Who is the WBC world champion right now? I have

00:41:22.789 --> 00:41:25.710
no idea. Me neither. Because it just doesn't

00:41:25.710 --> 00:41:30.130
matter to me. 1992, we would have known. Yeah.

00:41:30.949 --> 00:41:34.170
1987, we would have known. In the 80s, horse

00:41:34.170 --> 00:41:36.889
racing, you know, the Triple Crown, you have

00:41:36.889 --> 00:41:39.010
what, the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness and

00:41:39.010 --> 00:41:42.469
the whatever the last one is. It was a big deal.

00:41:42.550 --> 00:41:44.650
People talked about it. It made the newspaper.

00:41:44.730 --> 00:41:47.929
They talked about it on the evening news. Now

00:41:47.929 --> 00:41:50.610
it's just, you know, oh yeah, this horse race

00:41:50.610 --> 00:41:52.690
happened and look at all the cool hats the ladies

00:41:52.690 --> 00:41:54.860
were wearing. Oh, and by the way, this horse

00:41:54.860 --> 00:41:57.000
won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of how it

00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.320
goes. By the way, mint julep overrated. No, God.

00:42:00.539 --> 00:42:03.719
I've been to Louisville. Oh, and the hot brown

00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:07.880
overrated. I've been to Louisville, and I thought

00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:10.659
the hot brown was disgusting, and I thought the

00:42:10.659 --> 00:42:13.739
mint julep was worse. Yeah. Hot brown was throw

00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:17.179
up on a plate. See, it's all these things that

00:42:17.179 --> 00:42:19.340
you're told you're supposed to like, so people

00:42:19.340 --> 00:42:21.460
are afraid to admit, you know, this is really

00:42:21.460 --> 00:42:23.159
crap, but I gotta pretend I like it, because

00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:25.159
I think everybody else like it. It's like the

00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:27.860
band U2. Everyone hated him. They just thought

00:42:27.860 --> 00:42:29.380
that everyone else liked him, so they wanted

00:42:29.380 --> 00:42:31.320
to fit in. And it turns out we all hated him

00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:34.860
anyway. We went to the restaurant that was supposed

00:42:34.860 --> 00:42:37.739
to be where the hot brown was invented, okay?

00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:40.300
And I heard people over in the corner, oh my

00:42:40.300 --> 00:42:42.480
God, this is so good. And I'm like, okay, all

00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:44.760
right. I taste it, and I'm like... Those guys

00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:46.880
are foolish. No, they just said that because

00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:48.139
they thought that's what they're supposed to

00:42:48.139 --> 00:42:50.619
do. They want to be seen liking it. They want

00:42:50.619 --> 00:42:54.119
to be part of that group. The U2 effect. Let

00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:56.659
me join your herd of sheep. I promise I'll pretend

00:42:56.659 --> 00:42:59.360
to like it too. Oh, it's so good. It's like,

00:42:59.539 --> 00:43:02.000
okay, well, then order it again. No, I think

00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:04.219
I'm going to try something else. I thought it

00:43:04.219 --> 00:43:07.320
was that good. You'd order it all the time. The

00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.539
one thing that does live up to its reputation

00:43:09.539 --> 00:43:13.349
is a Nashville hot chicken. Oh, yeah. Hattie

00:43:13.349 --> 00:43:17.329
Bees is fantastic. You're supposed to be able

00:43:17.329 --> 00:43:19.710
to get the original original. Hattie Bees is

00:43:19.710 --> 00:43:23.730
the original nowadays. It's close enough. But

00:43:23.730 --> 00:43:28.010
the Brown Hotel in Nashville once a month in

00:43:28.010 --> 00:43:31.590
the morning have the original recipe, whatever

00:43:31.590 --> 00:43:34.670
that be. It might be soaking it longer in buttermilk

00:43:34.670 --> 00:43:37.510
or something. I don't know. But whatever the

00:43:37.510 --> 00:43:40.969
recipe, the original one is, they're supposed

00:43:40.969 --> 00:43:43.659
to have. the duplicate of the very first one

00:43:43.659 --> 00:43:47.159
ever made or whatever. Nice. So anyhow. You know,

00:43:47.219 --> 00:43:50.719
I've been trying to stay away from chicken and

00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:52.920
other things that are soaked in milk or buttermilk

00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:56.079
because I have a dairy intolerance. Oh yeah,

00:43:56.300 --> 00:43:58.440
I bet that gets you done it. Yeah, it's like

00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:00.739
having really bad food poisoning. Yeah, because

00:44:00.739 --> 00:44:03.380
it's not an allergy, it's just I can't digest

00:44:03.380 --> 00:44:05.659
it properly, so it's like getting food poisoning.

00:44:05.840 --> 00:44:07.739
Well, that's how come I've never suggested you

00:44:07.739 --> 00:44:10.199
Dave's Hot Chicken. Yeah. That shit is fantastic,

00:44:10.420 --> 00:44:12.900
but it's soaked in buttermilk. But the other

00:44:12.900 --> 00:44:16.119
day, without knowing it, I had chicken that had

00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:18.440
been soaked in milk, and I didn't have a problem

00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:21.980
with it. I didn't react. Maybe they can fry it

00:44:21.980 --> 00:44:23.320
out of there whenever they want to. Yeah, I guess

00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:27.820
it changes enough, because I think it's a milk

00:44:27.820 --> 00:44:32.019
sugar. And I can't break it down, but the bacteria

00:44:32.019 --> 00:44:34.559
in my gut can, and they turn it into the most

00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:39.039
noxious, toxic, horrible nastiness. Well, maybe

00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:41.179
we need to go Dave's Hot Chicken with these days.

00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:43.500
We'll have to give it a try. It's fantastic,

00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:46.519
I'll tell you. For a chain, it is so good. And

00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:49.079
I didn't know it until I read it a couple weeks

00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:53.199
ago. That's our version of the Hot Chicken, Nashville

00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.539
Hot Chicken. I had no idea. It's from California,

00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:58.489
the chain. Oh, okay. I was just like, OK, it's

00:44:58.489 --> 00:45:01.809
just some brand of hot chicken. No, this is their

00:45:01.809 --> 00:45:05.429
take on Nashville hot chicken. Man, it's pretty

00:45:05.429 --> 00:45:08.150
good. I mean, I'd compare it to Hattie B's any

00:45:08.150 --> 00:45:10.570
day. I think it's fantastic. And they're a chain.

00:45:11.289 --> 00:45:14.570
And they also have the Carolina Reaper that you

00:45:14.570 --> 00:45:18.590
have to sign a waiver. I'm like, no thanks. No

00:45:18.590 --> 00:45:23.989
thanks. You have to sign a waiver to airplane,

00:45:24.469 --> 00:45:29.309
to parachute. Okay, well, that's it. They're

00:45:29.309 --> 00:45:31.750
putting that Carolina Reaper on the same plane

00:45:31.750 --> 00:45:34.750
as a parachuting. Or ziplining. Yeah, you gotta

00:45:34.750 --> 00:45:40.469
sign a waiver for that. I think not. I mean,

00:45:40.550 --> 00:45:42.489
if I'm gonna do that, I might as well go parachute.

00:45:46.030 --> 00:45:50.590
So we have some more of these report cards, Topher.

00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:53.090
Yeah, I think I got five left and you've got

00:45:53.090 --> 00:46:00.610
five left. Okay. I've got Detroit, Green Bay,

00:46:01.389 --> 00:46:03.869
Houston Texans, Washington Commanders, and the

00:46:03.869 --> 00:46:09.150
Seattle Seahawks. Okay, I have the ain'ts. That's

00:46:09.150 --> 00:46:10.710
what they used to call them, remember? Yep, I

00:46:10.710 --> 00:46:12.110
remember that. And they all were brown paper

00:46:12.110 --> 00:46:15.869
bags like the known comic. Google it. Minnesota

00:46:15.869 --> 00:46:19.610
Vikings, Los Angeles Chargers, and the Indian

00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:22.230
Crappalus Colts, and the Arizona Cardinalis.

00:46:22.369 --> 00:46:27.210
Oh, no, no, and the Philadelphia Eagles. world

00:46:27.210 --> 00:46:33.449
champion Yeah, yeah Let's see. My highest ranking

00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:40.230
one is sixth and my lowest ranking one is 15

00:46:40.230 --> 00:46:44.329
I've got 12 right off the bat with the ain'ts.

00:46:44.369 --> 00:46:48.510
All right, give us the ain'ts. Okay All right.

00:46:48.510 --> 00:46:51.269
Their overall ranking is number 12, which I would

00:46:51.269 --> 00:46:58.519
think is fair to Midland. Yeah at best so Let's

00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:01.019
uh... How come that first page is always a bitch

00:47:01.019 --> 00:47:04.199
for me? I know. I don't know why it is. Okay,

00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:09.039
their lowest rated area is the cafeteria. Their

00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:13.139
concern or players identify is the position of

00:47:13.139 --> 00:47:15.679
head coach. So they're not very confident in

00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:18.820
him. Yeah. Alright, treatment of families. They

00:47:18.820 --> 00:47:22.940
get a C. Their 22nd food dining area D minus

00:47:22.940 --> 00:47:27.559
31st. Second for last, yeah. Wow. Nutritionist,

00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:33.019
dietitian, B +, 12th. Locker room, A-, 9th. That's

00:47:33.019 --> 00:47:37.800
cut off. Weight room, B +, 13th. Strength coaches,

00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:42.920
A, 10th. Team travel, A, 5th. Head coach, B-,

00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:46.320
but that kind of contradicts what the first thing

00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:49.539
said. Yeah. Okay, ownership, A, with a 10th.

00:47:50.090 --> 00:47:53.210
Okay, they are one of ten teams that do not offer

00:47:53.210 --> 00:47:56.230
family room for home games. That's probably where

00:47:56.230 --> 00:47:58.730
they get a lot of their dissension. Yeah Yeah,

00:47:58.730 --> 00:48:01.570
because I've noticed, you know, you know, it's

00:48:01.570 --> 00:48:03.889
kind of like if you someone's I think I said

00:48:03.889 --> 00:48:06.670
this before Someone can call you a fucking idiot

00:48:06.670 --> 00:48:10.010
or a dickhead, but they call your mom one It's

00:48:10.010 --> 00:48:12.670
a whole different world. It is. Yeah. Yeah, it's

00:48:12.670 --> 00:48:14.960
like, okay. All right. I'm a fuckhead but now

00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:16.820
they say something about your mom this same thing

00:48:16.820 --> 00:48:19.739
you know their families are told to wait in the

00:48:19.739 --> 00:48:21.739
parking lot yeah they don't like that they're

00:48:21.739 --> 00:48:27.360
like wait a minute so all right um they're d

00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.000
minus for food and dining area they're 31st out

00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:33.820
of 32 teams Okay, the Saints New Cafeteria was

00:48:33.820 --> 00:48:35.699
built throughout most of the season and opened

00:48:35.699 --> 00:48:38.039
in December after the surveys were completed,

00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:39.780
so that might be better. So they probably fixed

00:48:39.780 --> 00:48:42.079
that by now? Yep. New Orleans Saints rate to

00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.280
taste their team's food 6 .44 out of 10 at 29

00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:48.139
out of 32nd ranking. So they gotta hit the spice

00:48:48.139 --> 00:48:51.940
rack up. And my suggestion is wood -fired garlic

00:48:51.940 --> 00:48:56.619
from Kinder. Oh my god, that stuff is... I open

00:48:56.619 --> 00:48:58.920
the bottle just to smell it. I'll be in the kitchen,

00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:04.360
I'll be like, oh yeah. Is it vampires or werewolves

00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:07.440
that run from garlic? Vampires, I think. Yeah,

00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:09.619
so you're chasing the vampires away. Where does

00:49:09.619 --> 00:49:11.860
that breeze come from? There's a cold breeze

00:49:11.860 --> 00:49:13.539
coming in. I know, it's making my nose cold.

00:49:13.579 --> 00:49:16.099
It sucks. I feel like an Eskimo or something.

00:49:16.139 --> 00:49:18.440
Yeah, there's no fans here that I don't see any

00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:21.239
doors open. Do they call them Eskimos anymore?

00:49:22.179 --> 00:49:25.570
Inuits. Inuits, okay, yeah. Alright. They rate

00:49:25.570 --> 00:49:28.510
the freshness of their food 6 .68 out of 10,

00:49:28.670 --> 00:49:31.530
ranking 31 out of 32. That's pretty awful. So

00:49:31.530 --> 00:49:33.889
freshness and taste is horrible. Yeah, I don't

00:49:33.889 --> 00:49:36.190
want to eat there. They must freeze everything

00:49:36.190 --> 00:49:39.110
first. Yeah. It's like they get the leftovers

00:49:39.110 --> 00:49:45.309
from the prison food delivery. Yes. The Saints

00:49:45.309 --> 00:49:48.150
are one of two teams that do not provide three

00:49:48.150 --> 00:49:51.510
meals a day throughout the week. Okay, well,

00:49:51.590 --> 00:49:53.840
boy. Some of those homeless players they have

00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:56.599
depend on that for... Yeah, they're gonna be

00:49:56.599 --> 00:50:01.980
walking fast somewhere, aren't they? Okay, B+.

00:50:01.980 --> 00:50:04.840
What's in the last podcast? The douchebags. You'll

00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:06.539
understand what I'm saying about walking fast.

00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:08.699
Oh, no, no, no. Actually, that's on tonight's.

00:50:08.699 --> 00:50:13.360
Oh, okay. Okay. All right, B+. It's cut off.

00:50:14.820 --> 00:50:17.960
82 % of players report they get individualized

00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:20.820
nutrition plan. Okay. The players feel their

00:50:20.820 --> 00:50:25.940
team dietitian is accessible, 18 out of 32. Okay,

00:50:25.980 --> 00:50:28.659
locker room, A minus, ninth out of 32 teams,

00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:31.679
97 % of players feel they have enough room in

00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:34.119
their individual lockers, a ranking of three

00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:37.800
out of 32. So they got spacious lockers. It's

00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:40.340
something. Yep, yep. They have room to be naked

00:50:40.340 --> 00:50:43.000
and other guys not accidentally touching them,

00:50:43.019 --> 00:50:45.519
which is great. Yeah, chiefs don't have that.

00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:47.460
No, no. Chief's locker room is too small. Yeah,

00:50:47.460 --> 00:50:50.619
they're like, hey. They're unintentional sword

00:50:50.619 --> 00:51:00.940
fights going on. Hey! Time out, foul! Okay, 97

00:51:00.940 --> 00:51:04.000
% of players feel the locker room size is adequate.

00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:20.739
So, 11 out of 32. This is cut off to B plus on

00:51:20.739 --> 00:51:23.179
whatever it is. You're 10th out of three new

00:51:23.179 --> 00:51:27.099
teams. 91 % of Saints players believe they have

00:51:27.099 --> 00:51:29.320
enough full -time trainers. They're gonna be

00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:31.539
training staff. Okay, training staff, thanks.

00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:34.099
88 % of players feel they have enough full -time

00:51:34.099 --> 00:51:37.199
physical therapists. They're 9 out of 32. 97

00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.260
players feel they have enough hot tub space.

00:51:39.340 --> 00:51:41.440
I rank you at 5 out of 32, which is good because

00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:44.289
this goes back to the sword fighting. Yeah. So,

00:51:44.309 --> 00:51:46.630
100 % of players feel they have enough cold tub

00:51:46.630 --> 00:51:49.750
space. One of four teams with a perfect score.

00:51:50.269 --> 00:51:54.750
So yeah, you can bathe in ice. And shrivel up.

00:51:54.969 --> 00:51:58.389
And shrivel up. You see, they got that backwards.

00:51:58.570 --> 00:52:02.510
The hot tub should be larger than the cold tub.

00:52:03.449 --> 00:52:06.050
You know, if you're turbling in, I mean, it's

00:52:06.050 --> 00:52:09.690
not a big issue. No, no. All right. The next

00:52:09.690 --> 00:52:13.070
one's cut off too. B plus 10 out of 32 teams.

00:52:13.070 --> 00:52:15.969
Weight room. Weight room. 88 % of Saints players

00:52:15.969 --> 00:52:17.750
report that they receive enough one -on -one

00:52:17.750 --> 00:52:20.829
training treatment. Ranking them 15 out of 32.

00:52:21.469 --> 00:52:24.389
Players feel training staff moderately contributes

00:52:24.389 --> 00:52:27.570
to overall success. Ranking them 9 out of 32.

00:52:28.210 --> 00:52:31.949
Weight room. B plus 13th out of 32. The players

00:52:31.949 --> 00:52:33.829
feel their weight room equipment is high quality.

00:52:33.869 --> 00:52:36.849
Ranking them 12 out of 32 teams. The players

00:52:36.849 --> 00:52:39.670
feel they have an adequate amount of space. to

00:52:39.670 --> 00:52:42.010
train in their weight room, a rank of 16 out

00:52:42.010 --> 00:52:46.170
of 32. Next one, they got an A, but it's cut

00:52:46.170 --> 00:52:50.590
off also. Strength coaches. Thank you. 90 % of

00:52:50.590 --> 00:52:53.030
players report they get an individualized training

00:52:53.030 --> 00:52:58.949
plan, which gives them 17 out of 32. Wow. And

00:52:58.949 --> 00:53:01.630
then they got an A. Yeah. Okay, players feel

00:53:01.630 --> 00:53:03.489
that strength coaches significantly contribute

00:53:03.489 --> 00:53:05.969
to their overall success, a rank of 7 out of

00:53:05.969 --> 00:53:10.599
32 teams. Team travel they got in a nice that

00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:13.199
is nice. So their food sucks. Everything else

00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:16.480
is pretty good All right, ninety four percent

00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.920
of saints. I I bet they uber eats a lot. Oh,

00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:23.679
yeah, like what are we having today? I'm going

00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:29.199
to uber eats All right, fifth out of 32 teams

00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:31.440
on the team travel ninety four percent of Saints

00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:33.800
players have a comfortable amount of personal

00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:36.579
space on team flights So they don't go frontier

00:53:36.699 --> 00:53:42.059
or spirit. Yeah. Okay. Regular 9 out of 32. Air

00:53:42.059 --> 00:53:47.420
Florida. What was the other one? Alliant? No,

00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:49.559
Allegiant. Allegiant, yeah. Yeah, Allegiant,

00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:53.420
you have to, you got like twice a month flights.

00:53:53.659 --> 00:53:56.619
And it's like, well, we'd save you a lot of money

00:53:56.619 --> 00:54:00.699
if you could do it in between these spaces. But

00:54:00.699 --> 00:54:02.599
the problem is most people don't get to pick

00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:05.849
their vacations, so. Yeah. The players feel their

00:54:05.849 --> 00:54:07.889
team travel schedule is somewhat efficient, a

00:54:07.889 --> 00:54:12.489
6 out of 32 teams. The next one's a B minus,

00:54:12.510 --> 00:54:15.670
whatever the last one is. Head coach. Oh no,

00:54:15.710 --> 00:54:18.230
no, there's one after this, head coach. 90 %

00:54:18.230 --> 00:54:20.610
of players feel their former head coach, Dennis

00:54:20.610 --> 00:54:23.909
Allen, was a former, was efficient with her time,

00:54:24.110 --> 00:54:27.670
23 out of 32. Players feel Allen, who's no longer

00:54:27.670 --> 00:54:33.030
there, listen to feedback, rank him 28 out of

00:54:33.030 --> 00:54:38.699
32. Ownership's last. Yes. They got an A. 10th

00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:41.340
out of 32 teams. Arthur Blank is spending money.

00:54:42.539 --> 00:54:44.900
No, Gale Benson. You're thinking of Atlanta.

00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:47.519
Oh, yeah, Atlanta. I mean, the teams are very

00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:49.280
comparable, so I get what you're saying. They're

00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:54.300
kind of flat. Yeah, it's Benson. Tom Benson,

00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:56.699
that was the guy. The dance on the sideline.

00:54:56.840 --> 00:55:00.000
Tom Benson, yeah. Yeah, the famous, we got this

00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:04.280
one. Yeah. Okay, A. 10th out of 32 teams. Owner

00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:07.039
Gail Benson's average rated for perceived willingness

00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:11.400
to invest in facilities, 9 .31 out of 10, saves

00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:13.840
players ranking eight out of 32 owners in the

00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:16.219
league. The players feel that Benson significantly

00:55:16.219 --> 00:55:18.780
contributes to a positive team culture, a rank

00:55:18.780 --> 00:55:21.900
12 out of 32. The players feel that Benson is

00:55:21.900 --> 00:55:24.039
extremely committed to building a competitive

00:55:24.039 --> 00:55:30.150
team, ranked 15 out of 32. So. That is that,

00:55:30.150 --> 00:55:33.070
and I really, really gotta use the bathroom.

00:55:33.489 --> 00:55:35.349
But you can go ahead and tell yours if you want.

00:55:35.570 --> 00:55:38.030
You just have me chiming in. All right. I'll

00:55:38.030 --> 00:55:41.190
just go ahead and keep going. Yeah. I got the

00:55:41.190 --> 00:55:44.730
Seattle Seahawks. We're kind of space for time.

00:55:44.789 --> 00:55:46.630
That's why we're doing this. Yeah. Or whatever.

00:55:47.230 --> 00:55:48.630
All righty. Well, I'm going to keep going then.

00:55:50.190 --> 00:55:53.949
Seahawks, 15th overall, slightly down from their

00:55:53.949 --> 00:55:57.639
last season to 14th. New head coach Mike McDonald

00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:00.719
received strong reviews. 100 % of the players

00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:03.599
agreed he uses their time efficiently. How hard

00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:07.019
is that? Seriously. They made great strides in

00:56:07.019 --> 00:56:09.139
family accommodations. Last year their family

00:56:09.139 --> 00:56:11.800
treatment grade was a C. This year it's improved

00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:14.500
to an A - because now they have a family room

00:56:14.500 --> 00:56:17.179
for use during games. Last year is just nothing.

00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.929
So if you're... If you've got a brand new baby

00:56:21.929 --> 00:56:24.409
and it needs to be fed or changed during the

00:56:24.409 --> 00:56:26.469
game, last year you're out of luck. This year

00:56:26.469 --> 00:56:30.590
you actually got a family room. Two key areas

00:56:30.590 --> 00:56:34.269
for improvement for the Seahawks. Chop priority

00:56:34.269 --> 00:56:36.710
upgrading the training room and expanding the

00:56:36.710 --> 00:56:40.309
available treatment modes. Second concern was

00:56:40.309 --> 00:56:42.489
the tub room. Only about half the players felt

00:56:42.489 --> 00:56:45.730
that they were adequately sized room and tubs.

00:56:46.809 --> 00:56:50.639
Following the survey, both are going to be renovated

00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:54.920
during the off season. So for now, their lowest

00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:57.780
grades were in training room and training staff.

00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:02.860
Those were C and B -. So they've addressed those.

00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:07.360
And all the other grades are B, B +, As. About

00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:11.619
the only place they fell down again is in ownership.

00:57:13.300 --> 00:57:16.320
And as I recall, that's, is that still Paul Allen,

00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:24.849
I wonder? the other guy who was with the Microsoft

00:57:24.849 --> 00:57:28.030
dude, Bill Gates. There we go. Ownership, they

00:57:28.030 --> 00:57:31.809
got a C plus. Perceived willingness to invest

00:57:31.809 --> 00:57:34.349
in the facilities, seven and a half out of 10.

00:57:35.809 --> 00:57:38.170
The players feel that Allen, yeah, it's Paul

00:57:38.170 --> 00:57:40.909
Allen, or Jody Allen, I guess, is the owner now.

00:57:40.989 --> 00:57:45.719
Paul Allen must be deceased. Magone Allen moderately

00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:50.539
contributes to a team culture, but only about

00:57:50.539 --> 00:57:56.800
half feel that Allen is committed to building

00:57:56.800 --> 00:58:01.139
a competitive team, ranking 24 out of 32. So

00:58:01.139 --> 00:58:04.920
Seahawks are not as bad as they have been. Could

00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:13.059
be a lot better. I want to get to Houston, Texas.

00:58:15.400 --> 00:58:18.280
to what I'm gonna do next. They ranked sixth

00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:23.699
out of 32. They got high grades in absolutely

00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:27.500
every category. Who is this? Houston, Texas.

00:58:27.780 --> 00:58:34.260
Finished with a sixth grade overall. Food program

00:58:34.260 --> 00:58:40.800
and dietitian ranked among the best. Players

00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:43.320
have identified no major weaknesses in the team,

00:58:43.340 --> 00:58:46.079
but suggested adding a sauna to the facility.

00:58:46.420 --> 00:58:48.500
I'm surprised they don't have one. That's a good

00:58:48.500 --> 00:58:51.639
point. Yeah. Treatment of families, B minus.

00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:54.400
Food and dining, nutritionist, dietitian, both

00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:58.579
A. Locker room and training staff, Bs. Weight

00:58:58.579 --> 00:59:01.860
room strength coaches, team travel, B. Head coach

00:59:01.860 --> 00:59:05.260
and ownership, A. So Houston is a place that

00:59:05.260 --> 00:59:07.400
players like to play. They're having a good time

00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:09.969
there. Oh yeah, I mean, and they've really rose

00:59:09.969 --> 00:59:12.929
up here. They've become more of a force. Yeah.

00:59:12.989 --> 00:59:14.750
And they've been making moves to be a better

00:59:14.750 --> 00:59:19.429
team, so. The odd thing is that even though they

00:59:19.429 --> 00:59:23.130
got a B minus in treatment of families, the team

00:59:23.130 --> 00:59:25.429
does not provide a family room during games.

00:59:26.210 --> 00:59:28.269
Maybe it's not that big a deal like we thought.

00:59:28.389 --> 00:59:32.389
Yeah. I don't know. They want the post -game

00:59:32.389 --> 00:59:35.269
family area to be moved indoors to an air conditioned

00:59:35.269 --> 00:59:38.980
room. So during the game, there's no family room.

00:59:39.179 --> 00:59:41.420
After the game, they were one of those people

00:59:41.420 --> 00:59:44.039
that was one of those teams where the families

00:59:44.039 --> 00:59:46.480
had to meet outside in whatever weather was there.

00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.420
That's just disrespectful. It is. I agree. And

00:59:50.420 --> 00:59:53.059
I'm surprised it's not a bigger deal than that.

00:59:53.800 --> 00:59:56.920
Oh, real quick, I forgot one of my points while

00:59:56.920 --> 01:00:00.980
I was just going to number one upstairs. OK.

01:00:02.219 --> 01:00:06.059
The reason I think that the Hail Mary would work

01:00:06.059 --> 01:00:09.139
so well is, remember the Hail Mary that Jayden

01:00:09.139 --> 01:00:14.000
Daniels threw? Yes. Yes. That was all season

01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:17.119
you heard about that. Yeah. It's exciting when

01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:21.079
it works. It is. Yeah. And this was like a tip

01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:23.199
that worked. It wasn't even a play that really

01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:25.579
did work. It just worked by a little bit of luck

01:00:25.579 --> 01:00:29.980
and some skill. So that's why I think it'd be

01:00:29.980 --> 01:00:33.039
so successful. Everyone would gather around the

01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:36.960
TV and go, hey, hey, it went into overtime, so

01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:38.940
now we're doing the Hail Marys. Everyone would

01:00:38.940 --> 01:00:40.619
be in the room going, oh, shit, I didn't really

01:00:40.619 --> 01:00:42.920
care about this game until now. It just makes

01:00:42.920 --> 01:00:45.500
perfect sense. When there's uncertainty or risk,

01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:48.099
people are interested. People will place bets.

01:00:48.199 --> 01:00:50.400
People will watch. If they figure, oh, I know

01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.599
what's going to happen, they're quite paying

01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:54.840
attention. If it was completely skilled, then

01:00:54.840 --> 01:00:56.480
everybody would say, oh, my god, did you see

01:00:56.480 --> 01:00:59.260
I played my homestead right in the breadbasket.

01:00:59.449 --> 01:01:03.070
You know rice cut it and then if it's like, oh

01:01:03.070 --> 01:01:06.409
that was luck because it went off to hands or

01:01:06.409 --> 01:01:10.190
whatever Yeah, so, okay. I got the record card

01:01:10.190 --> 01:01:13.750
for the Minnesota Vikings and their second They

01:01:13.750 --> 01:01:16.829
did really well out of 32 teams. Well, they have

01:01:16.829 --> 01:01:20.230
the They've really really kind of got their team

01:01:20.230 --> 01:01:22.849
on track to do well. They just need that one

01:01:22.849 --> 01:01:25.670
it quarterback That's all they are away. Yeah

01:01:26.750 --> 01:01:31.329
I have the proposed, we won't get to it today,

01:01:32.170 --> 01:01:36.230
but I have the mock draft that one of the biggest

01:01:36.230 --> 01:01:39.969
surveyors said. And I think they had Minnesota

01:01:39.969 --> 01:01:42.869
picking a quarterback. It would make sense. It

01:01:42.869 --> 01:01:45.409
would. That's probably their most glaring need.

01:01:45.570 --> 01:01:49.449
As long as there's some good prospects. Well,

01:01:49.710 --> 01:01:52.710
that's what, you know, I mean, look, they're

01:01:52.710 --> 01:01:55.170
just now kind of like built themselves to some

01:01:55.170 --> 01:01:58.289
sort of force. they could probably go ahead and

01:01:58.289 --> 01:02:00.889
sit out a year finding the right guy. Because

01:02:00.889 --> 01:02:03.289
to me, right now, I'll have to look through them,

01:02:03.309 --> 01:02:06.309
but right now, I mean, I don't know. I really

01:02:06.309 --> 01:02:08.889
don't see that one guy that I think could really

01:02:08.889 --> 01:02:10.630
probably do it. But you know, I've been wrong

01:02:10.630 --> 01:02:13.630
plenty of times. Minnesota maintains their number

01:02:13.630 --> 01:02:15.590
two ranking. Nobody thought Mahomes was that

01:02:15.590 --> 01:02:19.289
guy. That's true. Except the Chiefs. Oh, the

01:02:19.289 --> 01:02:22.730
Chiefs and the Saints. Because Sean McVeigh,

01:02:22.829 --> 01:02:26.159
no, not Sean McVeigh, Sean Payton. was going

01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:28.659
to get him. He secretly snuck down there. He

01:02:28.659 --> 01:02:31.179
was there for an hour working out the homes and

01:02:31.179 --> 01:02:33.639
he came back on a private plane and he's like,

01:02:33.820 --> 01:02:35.579
okay, we're going to get him. And then as soon

01:02:35.579 --> 01:02:39.440
as Andy Reid and Brett Veach jumped up one from

01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:41.880
the Bills, he looked nervous and said, we're

01:02:41.880 --> 01:02:46.800
not getting him. No. Okay, Minnesota maintains

01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:49.380
their number two ranking, continue to have top

01:02:49.380 --> 01:02:51.940
of the line facilities, a highly regarded coach

01:02:51.940 --> 01:02:57.289
and owner, helpful staff. They already had high

01:02:57.289 --> 01:03:00.269
grades before all this. All right, the ranking

01:03:00.269 --> 01:03:02.809
breakdown. Treatment of families A plus first.

01:03:03.289 --> 01:03:06.190
Food dining area, A minus ninth. That is nice.

01:03:07.050 --> 01:03:09.409
They could use a little help on the nutritionist,

01:03:09.429 --> 01:03:14.010
dietitian, B plus 15th. But B plus is not a bad

01:03:14.010 --> 01:03:17.190
grade. I mean, it's just 15 people or 15 teams

01:03:17.190 --> 01:03:20.829
were better. Training staff in A, second, that's

01:03:20.829 --> 01:03:24.449
good. Weight room, A minus 10th. Straight coaches

01:03:24.449 --> 01:03:29.690
a second team travel a third head coach a plus

01:03:29.690 --> 01:03:33.610
third Ownership a plus third. I wonder how they

01:03:33.610 --> 01:03:36.369
rank all the a pluses. Oh, it's a numbered system.

01:03:36.369 --> 01:03:42.809
That's why grade and rank a plus first out of

01:03:42.809 --> 01:03:48.519
32 teams on treatment of families See, it's not

01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:50.719
apparently it's not hard to do a lot of teams

01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:52.860
are doing it Well, all of its cut off except

01:03:52.860 --> 01:03:55.539
for this the players feel that their team frequently

01:03:55.539 --> 01:03:58.239
organizes family events Which ranks 10 out of

01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:00.539
32 teams the rest? I don't know the rest would

01:04:00.539 --> 01:04:04.099
be about Family rooms during games family areas

01:04:04.099 --> 01:04:06.199
after the game. Yeah kind of stuff. Everything

01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:08.219
else is covered on this I'm gonna say they covered

01:04:08.219 --> 01:04:11.679
that too food and dining area and a minus 9th

01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:15.360
out of 32 teams The Vikings rate the taste of

01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:18.139
their team's food 844 out of 10. That's 12 out

01:04:18.139 --> 01:04:21.260
of 32 teams. They rate the freshness of their

01:04:21.260 --> 01:04:26.780
food 8 .88. That's two houses down from the number

01:04:26.780 --> 01:04:31.699
of the beast. 8 .88 out of 10 are ranking 11

01:04:31.699 --> 01:04:34.460
out of 32. The players rank their dining, that

01:04:34.460 --> 01:04:38.400
must be like Incubus or something, right? All

01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:40.980
right, the players rate their dining area at

01:04:40.980 --> 01:04:44.280
9 .55 out of 10, ranking them three out of 32

01:04:44.280 --> 01:04:48.719
teams. Nutritionist, dietitian, part of it's

01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:51.260
cut off, but 83 % of the players report to get

01:04:51.260 --> 01:04:54.400
individualized nutrition plan, 16 out of 32.

01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:57.719
Players feel the dietitian is accessible, 10

01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:01.860
out of 32. Locker room, A plus, first out of

01:05:01.860 --> 01:05:05.849
32 teams. 98 % of players feel they have enough

01:05:05.849 --> 01:05:08.489
room in their individual lockers, rating them

01:05:08.489 --> 01:05:11.630
2 out of 32 teams. 100 % of players feel the

01:05:11.630 --> 01:05:13.809
locker room size is adequate, making the Vikings

01:05:13.809 --> 01:05:16.769
1 out of 5 teams in the NFL with a perfect score.

01:05:17.449 --> 01:05:19.809
88 % of Vikings players feel they have enough

01:05:19.809 --> 01:05:22.230
full -time trainers, ranking them 8 out of 32

01:05:22.230 --> 01:05:25.090
teams. 85 % of players feel they have enough

01:05:25.090 --> 01:05:27.989
full -time physical therapists, ranking 7 out

01:05:27.989 --> 01:05:31.820
of 32. 98 % of players feel they have enough

01:05:31.820 --> 01:05:36.059
hot tub space, 3 out of 32. 98 % of players feel

01:05:36.059 --> 01:05:38.679
they have enough cold tub space, 8 out of 32.

01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:45.400
Training staff gets an A. 90 % of Vikings receive

01:05:45.400 --> 01:05:49.239
enough one -on -one treatment, 4 out of 32. Players

01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:52.360
feel their training staff significantly contributes

01:05:52.360 --> 01:05:57.159
to their success, ranking 2 out of 32. That's

01:05:57.159 --> 01:05:59.969
cut off. Hang on, let me see if there's anything

01:05:59.969 --> 01:06:02.510
else. That's it. Everything else is cut off.

01:06:02.769 --> 01:06:04.630
Yeah, I'm gonna find a better website next year.

01:06:04.909 --> 01:06:06.690
Okay, that's cool. Well, I mean, we're getting

01:06:06.690 --> 01:06:09.369
the point across. Yeah. So A -minus 10th out

01:06:09.369 --> 01:06:13.130
of 32 teams, but it doesn't say what it is. Oh,

01:06:13.269 --> 01:06:21.610
weight room, probably. Oh, what is it? Weight

01:06:21.610 --> 01:06:23.670
room, then strength coaches, then team travel.

01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:25.820
Okay, the players feel weight room equipment

01:06:25.820 --> 01:06:29.480
is high quality, six out of 32. Players feel

01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:32.239
they have an adequate amount of space to train

01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:36.320
their weights. A ranking 13 out of 32. Strength

01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:39.659
coaches get an A, second out of 32 teams. So

01:06:39.659 --> 01:06:41.679
Sam Darnall was strong, he just couldn't throw.

01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:44.960
Yeah. Okay. 100 % of players report that they

01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:47.059
get an individualized training plan for their

01:06:47.059 --> 01:06:49.840
strength coaching staff. It's one of just three

01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:52.519
teams in the league with the perfect score. The

01:06:52.519 --> 01:06:54.739
players feel their strength coaches significantly

01:06:54.739 --> 01:06:56.840
contribute to the overall success. They're ranked

01:06:56.840 --> 01:07:02.820
2 out of 32 teams. The next one is cut off. After

01:07:02.820 --> 01:07:06.260
strength coaches comes team travel. Okay, 96

01:07:06.260 --> 01:07:08.460
% of Vikings players believe they have a comfortable

01:07:08.460 --> 01:07:11.400
amount of personal space on team flights. 6 out

01:07:11.400 --> 01:07:14.000
of 32. Players feel their team travel schedule

01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:18.280
is efficient. 4 out of 32. Head coach, A+. Wow.

01:07:18.519 --> 01:07:22.280
90 % players feel that head coach Kevin O 'Connell

01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:26.199
is efficient. Ranked 16 out of 32. The players

01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:28.420
feel O 'Connell is highly receptive to locker

01:07:28.420 --> 01:07:32.900
room feedback. Three out of 32. What's the next

01:07:32.900 --> 01:07:38.960
one? Facilities? After head coach? Yeah. Ownership.

01:07:39.300 --> 01:07:43.000
Okay, ownership. A plus. Third out of 32 teams.

01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:51.599
Owner... Ziggy, I think? Oh yeah. Zygai Wilfs,

01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:55.860
whatever it is. Z -Y -G -I. Ziggy? Probably Ziggy.

01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:59.780
Yep. Wilfs average rating for perceived willingness

01:07:59.780 --> 01:08:03.639
to invest in the facility is 9 .83 out of 10.

01:08:04.199 --> 01:08:07.340
Two out of 32 teams. The players feel that Wilfs

01:08:07.340 --> 01:08:09.900
significantly contributes to a positive team

01:08:09.900 --> 01:08:13.559
culture. Three out of 32. The players feel that

01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:16.020
Wilfs is extremely committed to building a competitive

01:08:16.020 --> 01:08:20.479
team. Rank 3 out of 32 teams. How long has Wilf

01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:25.119
owned that organization, I wonder? A few years

01:08:25.119 --> 01:08:28.699
at least. Yeah, it seems to me like he may have

01:08:28.699 --> 01:08:31.960
acquired it maybe four years ago, seven years

01:08:31.960 --> 01:08:34.840
ago, somewhere in that range. And I think he's

01:08:34.840 --> 01:08:37.159
been building on this ever since and coming up

01:08:37.159 --> 01:08:40.300
with a pretty good result, including a winning

01:08:40.300 --> 01:08:45.720
team. They've come a long ways from the, remember

01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:48.520
when they had that whole party boat fiasco. Oh

01:08:48.520 --> 01:08:51.140
yeah. It was a lot of date rape going on and

01:08:51.140 --> 01:08:53.579
underage girls and all sorts of garbage. You

01:08:53.579 --> 01:08:55.439
know, they kind of recovered from that. People

01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:57.380
quit talking about it, but all those guys are

01:08:57.380 --> 01:09:00.300
out. They've been gone for a long time so people

01:09:00.300 --> 01:09:03.779
are okay with that now because those people are

01:09:03.779 --> 01:09:07.600
gone and new people that hopefully don't do that

01:09:07.600 --> 01:09:12.859
are in place. Well, I got the Chicago Bears rated

01:09:12.859 --> 01:09:20.880
14th out of 32. About like their team. Let's

01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:24.399
see, the most frequent complaint was former head

01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:27.180
coach Matt Eberfluse. Players felt he lacked

01:09:27.180 --> 01:09:30.979
a willingness to listen to the players and the

01:09:30.979 --> 01:09:34.479
players leadership council. And he mismanaged

01:09:34.479 --> 01:09:38.609
the team's weekly schedule. Over and over. I

01:09:38.609 --> 01:09:43.069
think that showed, don't you? Yeah. They got

01:09:43.069 --> 01:09:46.090
low ranking in treatment of families and food

01:09:46.090 --> 01:09:49.569
and dining. As far as treatment of families,

01:09:49.770 --> 01:09:53.069
their post -game areas sucks. Yes. Their big

01:09:53.069 --> 01:09:56.109
complaint was the post -game area. For food and

01:09:56.109 --> 01:09:58.930
dining, the taste is bad and the freshness is

01:09:58.930 --> 01:10:01.369
bad. But the dining area is nice, everything

01:10:01.369 --> 01:10:05.890
else is nice. They got A's and B's on pretty

01:10:05.890 --> 01:10:08.600
much everything except... treatment of families,

01:10:08.699 --> 01:10:13.239
food and dining, and the head coach. So they

01:10:13.239 --> 01:10:15.720
fixed the head coach. As long as you get their

01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:19.539
food in order, they're going to be okay. They

01:10:19.539 --> 01:10:22.640
actually said that the majority of their facilities

01:10:22.640 --> 01:10:26.739
are good. Now this is a team that is stating,

01:10:27.020 --> 01:10:28.819
we need a new stadium, we want a new stadium,

01:10:28.920 --> 01:10:31.460
we're not going to put up with this old stadium

01:10:31.460 --> 01:10:34.680
any longer. The players say the facility is just

01:10:34.680 --> 01:10:37.390
fine. They give A's and B's all the way across.

01:10:38.010 --> 01:10:40.729
So what's so bad about the stadium that they

01:10:40.729 --> 01:10:44.350
have to get out? Good point. Yeah, it would seem

01:10:44.350 --> 01:10:47.369
to know. Yeah, it would be, actually. Well, I

01:10:47.369 --> 01:10:50.090
mean, they're coming up with a new one, so we'll

01:10:50.090 --> 01:10:56.050
see what happens. The ones I got left, most of

01:10:56.050 --> 01:10:59.029
these teams I have left, they're good overall.

01:10:59.229 --> 01:11:01.369
They have one or two areas where they're deficient.

01:11:01.529 --> 01:11:04.890
Okay. The Lions have A's and B's all across the

01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:08.470
board except for their locker room. And you flip

01:11:08.470 --> 01:11:15.510
to the locker room and... Excuse me. The only

01:11:15.510 --> 01:11:17.289
problem they have with the locker room is the

01:11:17.289 --> 01:11:20.630
lockers themselves are too small. Basically,

01:11:20.729 --> 01:11:22.689
that's the only thing that the Lions players

01:11:22.689 --> 01:11:25.229
have to complain about of the Detroit Lions is

01:11:25.229 --> 01:11:27.909
we want bigger lockers in the locker room. Everything

01:11:27.909 --> 01:11:30.229
else, they're fine. That's good. Yeah. It's really

01:11:30.229 --> 01:11:36.020
good. Well, the Chargers are fifth overall. I'm

01:11:36.020 --> 01:11:39.880
surprised about that. So, treatment of facilities,

01:11:40.659 --> 01:11:43.800
families, C, food, dining area, A-, nutrition,

01:11:43.939 --> 01:11:47.180
dietitian, B +, locker room, A, that's cut off.

01:11:50.520 --> 01:11:53.520
Okay, weight room, A +, strength coaches, A,

01:11:53.560 --> 01:11:56.319
team travel, C +, head coach, B +, ownership,

01:11:56.520 --> 01:11:59.970
A. Treatment of families, a C. Food and dining

01:11:59.970 --> 01:12:04.529
area at A minus. Locker room in A, fifth out

01:12:04.529 --> 01:12:06.970
of 32 teams. So they're leading pretty good on

01:12:06.970 --> 01:12:12.630
a lot of areas. Training staff in A minus. Let's

01:12:12.630 --> 01:12:15.369
see, strength coaches in A, that one's cut off.

01:12:15.890 --> 01:12:19.189
They got an A plus on the weight room. A lot

01:12:19.189 --> 01:12:21.550
of what's helping the Chargers is now they're

01:12:21.550 --> 01:12:23.550
sharing a really awesome stadium with the Rams.

01:12:23.710 --> 01:12:26.229
Yes. This isn't the old San Diego Stadium, this

01:12:26.229 --> 01:12:29.390
is the SoFi Stadium. State of the art on the

01:12:29.390 --> 01:12:32.210
banks of the beautiful Pacific Ocean. And that's

01:12:32.210 --> 01:12:34.350
the one that they had, they started building

01:12:34.350 --> 01:12:37.210
it and then they realized that the finished structure

01:12:37.210 --> 01:12:39.689
was going to be too tall and it will stick up

01:12:39.689 --> 01:12:42.409
into air traffic lanes. Oh yeah. So they had

01:12:42.409 --> 01:12:44.649
to tear it down, dig another hundred feet down

01:12:44.649 --> 01:12:47.359
and start over. People who don't realize that,

01:12:47.539 --> 01:12:49.399
there's this thing called, I think it's Long

01:12:49.399 --> 01:12:51.739
Beach Airport. It wasn't even LAX, was it? I

01:12:51.739 --> 01:12:54.779
think it is Long Beach. Yeah, it was too tall.

01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:58.779
Long Beach is a very small airport. For a majority

01:12:58.779 --> 01:13:00.560
of the places, if there's a line, you have to

01:13:00.560 --> 01:13:03.359
wait outside. They have food trucks, which is

01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:06.520
really cool. We didn't have enough time, but

01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:08.479
we saw all different kinds of food trucks. We

01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:10.479
were like, man, how about there? But we had to

01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:14.659
hurry up and get in. So it would make sense if

01:13:14.659 --> 01:13:17.420
the structure's too big. way that they have to

01:13:17.420 --> 01:13:20.279
leave that runway. It would be in the way, so.

01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:27.199
All right, C +, 25 out of 32 teams. B +, oh,

01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:31.380
that's for the comfortable amount of personal

01:13:31.380 --> 01:13:36.979
space, locker rooms. Head coach, B +, 22nd out

01:13:36.979 --> 01:13:44.670
of 32 teams. A, of the owner. Fifth out of 32,

01:13:44.970 --> 01:13:49.050
Dean Spanos still owns them. Wow. Wow. He's old.

01:13:49.350 --> 01:13:51.970
Yeah, he is. Well, Alex Spanos was the original

01:13:51.970 --> 01:13:54.010
and then Dean is his kid. Oh, that's right. Dean's

01:13:54.010 --> 01:13:55.869
his son. So that's pretty much it there. They

01:13:55.869 --> 01:14:02.130
did pretty well. So I got the Packers finished

01:14:02.130 --> 01:14:06.189
seventh overall. Okay. They have A's and B's

01:14:06.189 --> 01:14:08.810
and everything. Wow. It's a small town. It's

01:14:08.810 --> 01:14:11.369
an old stadium and they're doing everything right.

01:14:11.449 --> 01:14:13.810
That's interesting. Such an old stadium, they've

01:14:13.810 --> 01:14:16.810
ranked so high. The only thing that the players

01:14:16.810 --> 01:14:19.210
feel is a need is improvement is the locker room

01:14:19.210 --> 01:14:22.310
needs to be renovated and upgraded. It's big

01:14:22.310 --> 01:14:25.689
enough. They just it's just old. How old is Lambeau

01:14:25.689 --> 01:14:29.189
Field? Gosh. Here, I'll look at it. 20s? Probably.

01:14:29.189 --> 01:14:31.869
Are you in the 1920s? So it's probably 100 years

01:14:31.869 --> 01:14:36.449
old. How old is Lambeau Field? Lambeau Field

01:14:36.449 --> 01:14:38.949
is 68 years old. Oh, it's younger than I thought.

01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:45.220
Okay, well, I mean that's still old though. I

01:14:45.220 --> 01:14:48.760
wonder where they played before Lambo I don't

01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:53.060
know where they played huh interesting The last

01:14:53.060 --> 01:14:56.479
one I have is the commander's okay, and they

01:14:56.479 --> 01:15:00.760
rate Really well in most categories nutritionist

01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:07.699
and dietitian C plus locker room F Okay in training

01:15:07.699 --> 01:15:15.479
room C plus so Dan Quinn finished the season

01:15:15.479 --> 01:15:18.260
as the number one or Hank head coach Okay team

01:15:18.260 --> 01:15:20.920
invested in the food prank program upgraded from

01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:24.739
a D plus to a B plus Increased the frequency

01:15:24.739 --> 01:15:28.079
of family events and began providing daycare

01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:31.060
during home games So last season was the first

01:15:31.060 --> 01:15:33.539
season they did that that's good of them So that

01:15:33.539 --> 01:15:36.380
raised their rating from an F minus to a B plus

01:15:36.380 --> 01:15:39.000
that was important to the players apparently

01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:43.960
Yeah, I get it Improvement to team travel is

01:15:43.960 --> 01:15:49.739
up 50 % with 95 % of the players saying they

01:15:49.739 --> 01:15:56.279
have enough room. The facility itself remains

01:15:56.279 --> 01:15:58.779
a major issue. The building is old, in need of

01:15:58.779 --> 01:16:01.439
major renovation, and the players single out

01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:03.640
the locker room as the area that needs attention.

01:16:04.539 --> 01:16:06.659
So let's jump to the locker room, because that's

01:16:06.659 --> 01:16:09.649
what got the F. Okay, and see what they let double.

01:16:09.670 --> 01:16:12.689
Okay 43 % of players feel they have enough room

01:16:12.689 --> 01:16:16.029
in their individual lockers Which is 31 out of

01:16:16.029 --> 01:16:19.770
32. Yeah, that's not good at all Yeah, 49 % of

01:16:19.770 --> 01:16:22.329
the players feel the block room size is adequate

01:16:22.329 --> 01:16:26.409
ranking 29 out of 32 So it's a small room with

01:16:26.409 --> 01:16:31.930
small lockers. Okay? 37 % of players report ongoing

01:16:31.930 --> 01:16:34.170
plumbing problems of the locker room leading

01:16:34.170 --> 01:16:40.100
to soiled floors and stink Wow, yeah, and they're

01:16:40.100 --> 01:16:44.619
just not fixing it Maybe they can't without tearing

01:16:44.619 --> 01:16:47.119
down half the freaking stadium Well, probably

01:16:47.119 --> 01:16:49.100
when you get into the plumbing stuff like that

01:16:49.100 --> 01:16:51.300
and it's old plumbing You got to start busting

01:16:51.300 --> 01:16:53.720
up a lot of concrete. Yes, and I'm pretty sure

01:16:53.720 --> 01:16:56.460
they don't want to do that So should we go ahead

01:16:56.460 --> 01:16:58.840
and cap this off and go into the music creeps?

01:16:58.840 --> 01:17:01.819
I would like to do that. Okay. All right Everybody

01:17:01.819 --> 01:17:07.460
thanks for listening. Go fuck yourself Oh no,

01:17:07.699 --> 01:17:10.859
looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive

01:17:10.859 --> 01:17:14.319
diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear

01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:16.960
not assholes, they'll be back invading your ear

01:17:16.960 --> 01:17:17.579
holes soon.