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These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic

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needle. Harambe used to listen to our original

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show, Two Dipshits and Cheek Radio Shack Realistic

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Tape Recorder. Harambe does not listen to our

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original show, Two Dipshits and a Cheek Radio

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Shack Realistic Tape Recorder anymore. You might

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ask why Harambe never listens to our original

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show, Two Dipshits and a Cheek Radio Shack Realistic

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Tape Recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is

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dead. Senselessly murdered because some idiot

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did not watch her child properly while looking

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on her phone. Sadly, Harambe does not listen

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to our original show, Two Gibshits and the Cheap

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Radio Shedack Realistic Take Recorder, or any

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other show. Anymore. Sorry, Harambe. And we're

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going. Okay. Alright. We are the music creeps.

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We are the music creeps. All right. Cracking

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up sooner and sooner. Yeah. You always add that

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little flair to it. It's like, ah. As long as

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people keep hating on our intro, we're going

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to keep doing it. Yes, yes. And which they haven't

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been here lately. I think they learned that we

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really thrive on that. So they're like, don't

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send anything in. So that means we're going to

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have to come up with something even more obnoxious.

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I'm pretty sure I'm confident in our level of

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that. I think we could. We could do something

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with bodily noises. Yeah. Oh, my God. Look at

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the tornadoes over the last 24 hours in Missouri

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and Kansas. Holy cow. How many? Looks like 30

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of them. Yeah, they're just all running together.

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Yeah. That's nuts. Yeah. Whoever's in charge

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of the weather control, man, they're not doing

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a very good job. No, no, no. Don't appreciate

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it. Not good. Well, no, they missed us, so yeah.

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Yeah, okay. All right. Okay. I heard of something

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interesting yesterday. Okay. A concept I'd never

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heard of before called Taylor Tuning. Taylor

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Tuning. Yeah. Now, when I first saw the video,

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I thought they were talking about Taylor Swift.

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But they're talking about James Taylor. He was

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a singer -songwriter from the 70s. Didn't he

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get shot or something? Not that I recall. He

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was married to Carly Simon for a while. Had famous

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liaisons with a bunch of other people. But the

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majority of his music is just him singing. picking

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his guitar uh he developed his own method of

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tuning that basically compensates for the inherent

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flaws in a guitar like you know those those frets

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that go straight across the neck those just don't

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work they're they're easier to manufacture and

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they're easier to play but the guitar never intonates

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properly with those straight across frets but

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it's a design flaw that everyone's just gotten

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used to now you can find ones with actual true

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compensated frets where every fret looks like

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this little jagged lightning bolt. And it's individually

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tailored for each string. But the problem with

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that is when you try to bend a note, it sucks.

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And if you ever change string gauges or tuning,

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then it doesn't work anymore. So you're kind

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of locked in. So everyone just uses the straight

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across frets basically. So he developed this

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method of tuning to not only compensate for that,

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but also compensate for the way he played. Because

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he would tend to pick the lighter notes, and

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then he'd dig in with his thumb on the heavier

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strings, the E and the A. But when you dig in

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heavily, they sound sharp at first, and then

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they mellow back to being on pitch. So he started

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tuning everything just a little low. by a certain

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amount, like 3 % here, 12 % there, 8 % there.

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That way when he plays, it's all in perfect tune.

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But if somebody else played it, it doesn't quite

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work. And so this guy tried it with an acoustic

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guitar and an electric guitar. And then he tried

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playing a James Taylor song and he said, yeah,

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it mostly works, but I don't play exactly the

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way he does. And then he tried playing with strumming.

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And that worked out really well for the tuning.

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And then he tried the electric guitar, picking

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notes, strumming, using overdrive, etc. And he

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said it basically boils down to unless you're

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James Taylor, you don't need Taylor tuning. But

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he hires a guitar tech to specifically tune each

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of his guitars to those exact precise measurements

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every single time. And it makes him happy. But

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for most people, it's like... Yeah, I can't tell

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the difference. Pretty... Yeah. But it was enough

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of a thing that somebody made a whole video about

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it, and there have been articles about Taylor

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tuning. Hey, we have some lists. Did you do some

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lists? Like the bands with the wimpiest fans?

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Yes. The bands with the toughest fans? I've got

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toughest, wimpiest, and snottiest, which I also

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took to mean annoying. Yes. I've got bands that

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peaked with their very first album. Uh -huh.

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I've got rip -offs of the guitar riffs. Yes.

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And one bonus drum riff. Okay. And I've got the

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10 worst rock albums of all time according to

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this one list. Oh, good, good. You want to do

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the 10 worst rock albums first? Sure. Okay. Ah,

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here we go. Number 10 on the list. You might

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have some memory of this one. Forbidden by Black

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Sabbath, 1995. Yes. That was horrible. Yeah.

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According to the report, it was meant to be kind

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of a farewell album for the band. It included

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iced tea, rapping on at least one track. I forgot

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about that. They played a little clip of it during

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the video. Boy, that was awful. It was like that

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Rush song, Roll the Bones, where they had some

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guy come in and rap on that one. Yeah. And they

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regret it so bitterly. The problem is, the Sabbath

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song wasn't any good. Yeah. The Roll the Bones

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song was decent. It was a decent song, yeah,

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until the rapping came up, and it just didn't

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fit. It was done poorly, and they were obviously

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trying to capitalize on a fad. It was like, oh,

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you're better than that. Anyway. But they say

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uninspired songwriting. Some of the songs just

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didn't even seem finished. They were just clumsy

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and awkward. There's one called Sick and Tired

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or something like that. And it just kind of seemed

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awkward and clunky. And they didn't really know

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how to play it. And then it just kind of ends.

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Tony Iommi, they said his playing was stellar.

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He still played wonderfully. It's just the songwriting

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was good. Yeah, the thing is, is the riffs were

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good, but the songwriting all together were horrible.

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Yeah. I mean, Tony Iommi sounded great because

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at this point he was sober. Oh, yeah, that's

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true. Yeah. That's true. And then after that

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is when you saw the reunion with Dio and then,

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of course, after Dio's death with Ozzy. Yeah.

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And I think even though it wasn't Tony Martin's

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fault, that album was known as Tony Martin and...

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the other Sabbath that nobody really knows that

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much about after they went through Glenn Hughes

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and Ian Gillen and Ray Gillen. Oh, yeah, Ray.

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Ray Gillen was for, he never recorded an album,

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but they couldn't pay him, supposedly. And he

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was waiting for his first check, and they said,

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we have a problem with that right now. And he

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said, fuck you guys. He went to Badlands. A little

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cash flow problem. Yeah, a little cash flow problem.

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Allegedly, that's what I read. Allegedly. Yeah.

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All right, number nine on the list is The Doors.

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had an album called Other Voices in 1971. I had

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no idea. This was right after Jim Morrison died,

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and the remaining three got together and decided,

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cash grab time. There's no direction. The songs

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just meander. There's no theme. The songs really

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don't go anywhere. It really, really highlighted

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the absence of Morrison. Yeah. There's just like,

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where was his voice? This is what... really sold

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the band. And it really kind of gave you a look

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at this is what the Doors would have been if

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Jim Morrison had never joined. Because the Doors

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were already a band together and playing when

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Morrison joined. So if Morrison had decided not

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to join, this is all the Doors would have ever

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been. Nobody would have ever heard of them. Wow.

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Yeah. Okay. That was the really interesting part

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for me is like, Without him, they were nothing.

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With him, they were really something. And the

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guys playing were really good, and they did a

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great job. It's not like Jim Morrison was carrying

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them. Yeah. But without him, they never would

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have tapped into that. It's interesting to me.

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That is very interesting. Okay. Number eight.

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Billy Idol put out an album called Cyberpunk

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in 93. Yeah, that was horrible. And it flopped.

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It flopped big time. In the video, he had red

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spandex on and boxing shoes and mini blonde dreadlocks

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instead of little spiky hair. I think I remember

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that. It was these droopy little wimpy squid

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tentacles coming down. It was so... The songs

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were a mess. The lyrics sucked. They said for

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the most part the lyrics made zero sense. It

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was just not even worth paying attention to.

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It was just full of techno beats and drum machines.

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I remember that. It was like, no, this guy's

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a rock and roller. And he was still out there

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doing the air punches and all the jumping up

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and down moves, but he just looked so stupid

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trying to be techno. Yeah. And the production

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was really inconsistent from song to song. One

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song would be all polished and glamorous. The

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next one would be kind of rough and raw. And

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the next one would have way too much reverb on

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it. It was just all over the place. Number seven,

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Motley Crue, Generation Swine. Oh, yeah. 1997.

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They were trying to reinvent themselves with

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industrial rock and old grunge styles. Look up

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their haircuts during that time. Oh, my gosh.

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Fans just plain didn't want it. It was too experimental.

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They were trying to make an obvious move to fit

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into the 90s, and they thought Vince Neil being

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back would sell it, and they didn't even have

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to try very hard. Yeah, and the problem is they

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wanted Vince Neil back with the old sound, not

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with this new sound. So they brought him back,

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and that's essentially what made their career

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go to hell, pretty much. Because after that,

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they never really recovered. They were looked

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at as a joke. And the reason they were looked

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at as a joke is because at first they were all

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in on John Carabi and this new Aerosmith type

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of crunchy sound. It was like, okay, I can deal

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with this. I can deal with this. If the record

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company would have left him alone, I think that

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would have hit. I think it would have. I mean,

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the first album is too much of a change, but

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I think it would have fit. So then they get rid

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of him unceremoniously. Nothing he did just because,

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you know, the overall perception. So they send

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him packing. They bring back Vince, even though

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they hate him. And then they go with a different

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sound, and people are like, wait a minute, wait

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a minute. It's like being betrayed twice. Yeah,

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it's fake all over, and I think Nikki Sixx has

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demonstrated that clearly ever since. Yeah, yeah.

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Nikki Sixx is in it for Nikki Sixx. Yes. All

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right, number six, The Clash. They put an album

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out called Cut the Crap, and it was total crap.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was 1985,

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and everybody was done with punk. And they'd

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lost a bunch of members. They'd discarded all

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the punk influences that made them popular. They

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were using drum machines on all the tracks in

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a punk band, and they were using drum machines.

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I remember those. Yeah, I think, okay. The production

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energy was low. The lyrics were awful. Everything

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sounded... They basically sounded like a tribute

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band. And I think the only guy left from the

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beginning was Joe Strummer. And he just couldn't

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sell it. It was just garbage. And after that

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album was done, The Clash was done. Okay. Everybody's

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thinking like, man, if you just hadn't put out

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that last crappy album. Number five. The Sgt.

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Pepper soundtrack from the 1978 movie, Sgt. Pepper's

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Lonely Hearts, not bad. The soundtrack, yes.

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The soundtrack, yep. Now, the casting on this

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was horrible. The Bee Gees played the lead roles

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with Peter Frampton. Uh -huh. All the songs were

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redone. Every single song was redone, re -recorded,

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re -performed, and they changed them all significantly.

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They put in a lot of disco influences, because

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disco was popular at the time. Everything sounded

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cheesy and hammy, like the Walt Disney version.

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And then the soft voices of the Bee Gees. Every

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song that was supposed to mean something or have

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some force, they'd be up there singing like this.

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It's like, no, we don't believe it. We don't

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get it. We're like, God, that's a disaster. And

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now the story of the whole movie was completely

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invented just for the movie. It was nothing to

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do with the Beatles. The storyline was disco

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versus rock. And disco was good and wholesome

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and clean, and rock was evil and awful and terrible,

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as represented by Aerosmith and Alice Cooper.

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That is messed up. The Beatles never played disco.

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The Beatles broke up. years before disco was

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invented yeah so the beatles hands faded it beatles

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fans hated it the disco fans hated it the bgs

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and frampton fans hated it it was a pretty piss

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poor soundtrack it was just a just an obvious

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cash grab yeah and a lot of people think not

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the beatles album yeah yeah and by 78 disco was

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on its way out i mean solidly on its way out

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yeah and yeah um Yeah, and also, I think that's

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one of those things that the bands that contributed

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to it want you to forget about. Yes. They're

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just kind of like, they don't ever mention that,

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they never play it in concert, nothing. It doesn't

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exist. Yes. Yeah, I imagine all copies of that

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movie. I don't think that thing has ever made

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it to DVD because nobody wants it. All right,

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Van Halen 3 is the number four on the list. It's

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the one with Gary Cherone. He just didn't fit.

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No, the album itself was not bad. Yeah. It was

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criticized for being, the songs were too long,

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and it was like every song had way too many guitar

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solos, and Eddie was throwing out all of the

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tricks he could think of. And also, he spent

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so much money on it. Eddie personally had so

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much money spent on this because he wanted it

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to go so bad. Yeah. And Gary Cherone is a great

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singer, but the way they wrote the songs, though,

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he really sounded a lot like... Sammy Hagar.

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He did, yeah. They criticized the songwriting

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from meandering, low energy, and some of the

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songs sounded unfinished. And I think they kind

00:16:01.019 --> 00:16:03.980
of were, actually. It didn't take advantage of

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their musicianship. And I've seen some footage

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of Gary Cherone trying to sing the earlier David

00:16:10.620 --> 00:16:14.139
Lee Roth numbers. It sounded awful. There's no

00:16:14.139 --> 00:16:16.980
way he's too good of a singer. He just couldn't

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pull it off. I'd love to hear them go, can you

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see Junior's grave? I just don't see that. I

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don't either. All right, number three on the

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list. Creedence Clearwater Revival put out an

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album called Mardi Gras in 1972. I don't know

00:16:34.649 --> 00:16:36.450
if I've ever heard that. Yeah, this was their

00:16:36.450 --> 00:16:40.370
last album. John Fogerty was the driving force

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behind that band, and he wrote all the songs

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up until this one. Hey, how you doing? No, that's

00:16:47.990 --> 00:16:51.850
fine. Door's opening. Good. How you doing? Oh,

00:16:51.889 --> 00:16:54.009
there we go. Hey, suddenly it smells better out

00:16:54.009 --> 00:16:56.269
here. Yeah, it does. It smells really good out

00:16:56.269 --> 00:16:58.370
here. Might have to break down and get an omelet

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or something. Yeah, we're going to have to eat

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something. All right, so John Fogerty finally

00:17:02.009 --> 00:17:03.889
decided, you know what, I'm going to let everyone

00:17:03.889 --> 00:17:06.650
else write songs too. Partly because he was tired

00:17:06.650 --> 00:17:09.069
of it and partly because the deal they had with

00:17:09.069 --> 00:17:11.490
the record label was as soon as they wrote a

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song, it became property of the record label.

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Oh, okay. So Fogarty really didn't want to write

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any more good songs because he was just giving

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them away. Okay. I remember we talked about that

00:17:22.589 --> 00:17:24.329
the other day, but I think it's personally not

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on the music creeps. Yeah, yeah. After the band

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broke up, he continued writing, but in secret.

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And he waited for that record deal to expire,

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and then he came out with an album full of good

00:17:34.950 --> 00:17:40.220
stuff. The Old Man Down the Road, Centerfield.

00:17:40.619 --> 00:17:43.839
Yeah, he did really good on his solo stuff. Yeah.

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He really hit some pop hits on that, too. He

00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:50.779
did, definitely. But this Mardi Gras album, it

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was wimp rock. It was country. There was no energy.

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It sounded like nobody was enjoying themselves

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or having fun. It was just like everyone was

00:17:59.660 --> 00:18:05.759
punching the clock. Yeah. A lot of these, it's

00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:08.369
like... A lot of these worst ones are people's

00:18:08.369 --> 00:18:11.690
last album. It's sad. Yeah, because it essentially

00:18:11.690 --> 00:18:17.910
destroyed their band. Yeah. Number two. This

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one I couldn't believe was real. It was called

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Lulu. Oh. 2011. Smashing Pumpkins, maybe? No,

00:18:25.829 --> 00:18:29.269
no, no. Metallica with Lou Reed singing. That

00:18:29.269 --> 00:18:32.329
was it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was horrible. Oh,

00:18:32.390 --> 00:18:34.869
my God. Oh my gosh, yeah, it was horrible. Lou

00:18:34.869 --> 00:18:37.829
Reed of The Velvet Underground. Yeah. Lou Reed

00:18:37.829 --> 00:18:43.309
of Take a Walk on the Wild Side. What the hell

00:18:43.309 --> 00:18:46.309
does that have to do with Metallica? For some

00:18:46.309 --> 00:18:50.109
reason, they had an identity crisis. I guess.

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And this is after they did Load and Reload, because

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that was essentially their alternative albums.

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It had nothing to do with their real sound. And

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they're trying to stay relevant. Didn't work

00:19:03.549 --> 00:19:05.390
so well, did it? Yeah, so when they came back,

00:19:05.410 --> 00:19:08.069
they never did reach what they used to be. Yeah.

00:19:09.769 --> 00:19:13.890
It was criticized for strange, incoherent lyrics.

00:19:14.009 --> 00:19:15.650
Well, Lou Reed, of course, they're going to be

00:19:15.650 --> 00:19:17.369
strange. Yeah, I mean, what else do you expect

00:19:17.369 --> 00:19:20.210
from them? Absolutely no overlap of musical style.

00:19:20.569 --> 00:19:25.750
Yep. Lou Reed, he didn't sing. Everything came

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out of this kind of weird, stilted, spoken word

00:19:28.230 --> 00:19:32.880
delivery. And on songs like I Am the Table, It

00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:35.700
really didn't work all that well. In fact, that

00:19:35.700 --> 00:19:39.000
became a meme. Lou Reed's like, I am the table.

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I'm happy to say I've never heard that at all.

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It basically pissed off everyone, and Metallica

00:19:46.539 --> 00:19:48.460
would rather that no one remembered this ever

00:19:48.460 --> 00:19:51.099
happened. If I was them, I'd be able to say,

00:19:51.099 --> 00:19:54.619
yeah. Hey, guys, that whole thing, no, no, don't

00:19:54.619 --> 00:19:57.240
mention it. Don't mention it. Yeah. Now, the

00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:00.059
number one on the list of worst rock albums,

00:20:00.180 --> 00:20:02.859
and... Yeah, I think I've got to agree with this.

00:20:02.980 --> 00:20:06.779
It's a band called The Shags. And the album was

00:20:06.779 --> 00:20:09.819
called Philosophy of the World. It came out in

00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:15.400
1969. It was a sister act. Three girls from New

00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:19.279
Hampshire that had zero talent, could not play,

00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:22.500
could not sing, and could not write. But they

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had a domineering father with more money than

00:20:24.720 --> 00:20:26.819
brains, and he pushed these girls into it and

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got them in this album made. And it's so bizarre.

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It's like they had the sister who played the

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drums. They told her, go in and just play some

00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:38.900
drum stuff. And they recorded it. And then they

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had the sister who played guitar. It's like,

00:20:40.660 --> 00:20:43.140
go in and just play some random stuff. And then

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they just overlapped them. It's like, when you

00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:48.539
hear it, nobody's playing together. And then

00:20:48.539 --> 00:20:50.619
the vocals on top have nothing to do with anything.

00:20:50.859 --> 00:20:53.220
Nobody's in the same key. Nobody's in the same

00:20:53.220 --> 00:20:56.089
time signature. It's just a... Total mess. That

00:20:56.089 --> 00:20:59.450
always makes you think, how did they get a record

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deal? I really have no idea. But it has actually

00:21:04.490 --> 00:21:08.210
kind of gotten cult status as being so bad, it's

00:21:08.210 --> 00:21:11.829
funny as hell. So if you want to either cry or

00:21:11.829 --> 00:21:14.609
laugh, look up the Shag's Philosophy of the World

00:21:14.609 --> 00:21:17.930
album. It's just awful. These poor girls probably

00:21:17.930 --> 00:21:23.119
never lived that down. Probably not. Yikers.

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I mean hit number one on one of those. Yeah.

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Yeah, I watched the whole video just about the

00:21:28.500 --> 00:21:33.119
shags and Wow, you talked about you know, three

00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:36.380
innocent young girls whose dad just decided you're

00:21:36.380 --> 00:21:38.900
doing this and they're like, okay the complete

00:21:38.900 --> 00:21:43.980
opposite of The Dead Daisies. Yes, the Dead Daisies

00:21:43.980 --> 00:21:47.140
that guy pays Yeah performers really good ones

00:21:47.140 --> 00:21:49.680
to play in his band and they want to yeah, and

00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.089
he's a decent guitarist, too But they've never

00:21:52.089 --> 00:21:54.029
made a dime from what I understand. He's just

00:21:54.029 --> 00:21:55.730
like, he's a billionaire, and that's what he

00:21:55.730 --> 00:21:58.950
wants to do. So I've watched him with Glenn Hughes

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and Doug Aldridge and Tommy Clefetos. Oh, yeah.

00:22:02.650 --> 00:22:05.309
It was an amazing band. They were so good. And

00:22:05.309 --> 00:22:07.130
the guitarist, I forgot his name, the billionaire

00:22:07.130 --> 00:22:10.390
guy. But he's not bad. He's a pretty good guitarist

00:22:10.390 --> 00:22:13.490
himself. He is, yeah. So, all right. How about

00:22:13.490 --> 00:22:15.750
bands with the wimpiest fans? Oh, I've got a

00:22:15.750 --> 00:22:17.809
few of those. I've got a few also. All right.

00:22:18.730 --> 00:22:25.220
You want to go? First one I have is fish. Oh,

00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:27.920
yeah. Fish with a P -H. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They

00:22:27.920 --> 00:22:32.799
are wimpy. Totally wimpy. Totally wimpy. I got

00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:35.859
Donnie and Marie. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

00:22:36.579 --> 00:22:39.940
I can see that. I'm a little bit country. I'm

00:22:39.940 --> 00:22:44.380
a little bit wrecking ball. No, you're not. No,

00:22:44.380 --> 00:22:49.210
no. Not even close. No. Now go brush your teeth.

00:22:51.069 --> 00:22:54.329
Because they are so pretty and white. Yes. I

00:22:54.329 --> 00:22:57.910
mean, he probably spends three hours a day flossing,

00:22:58.170 --> 00:23:00.750
painting them. They had to have a dentist or

00:23:00.750 --> 00:23:03.250
two in the family. I'm pretty sure, yeah. Yeah,

00:23:03.250 --> 00:23:05.230
they had a lot of good tooth care. They would

00:23:05.230 --> 00:23:07.549
have spent their fortune on dentistry. Yeah.

00:23:07.730 --> 00:23:11.069
All right, next up I have Grateful Dead fans.

00:23:12.470 --> 00:23:15.890
Okay. You know what a Grateful Dead fan says

00:23:15.890 --> 00:23:19.829
when he runs out of drugs? Man, this music sucks.

00:23:20.009 --> 00:23:24.130
Exactly. You told me that. You told me that not

00:23:24.130 --> 00:23:29.769
too long ago. No, see, I've known a few Grateful

00:23:29.769 --> 00:23:32.029
Dead fans, and they are some of the wimpiest,

00:23:32.029 --> 00:23:34.789
most laid -back, you know, just run -me -over

00:23:34.789 --> 00:23:36.569
-I -don't -care kind of people I've ever known.

00:23:36.730 --> 00:23:41.500
So they made my list. I can't think of any Grateful

00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:43.700
Dead fan that would be willing to jump into a

00:23:43.700 --> 00:23:51.640
mosh pit. Not one. Okay. Next up, I have Pink

00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:54.160
Floyd. Sorry, I had to answer something here

00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:56.299
real quick. Okay, go ahead. Pink Floyd, yeah.

00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:58.819
Pink Floyd, I think. Pink Floyd fans are pretty

00:23:58.819 --> 00:24:01.640
laid back and wimpy and easy going and just like,

00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:05.519
yeah, whatever, man. Yeah, that's true. I've

00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:08.700
got the Partridge family. Oh, definitely. That's

00:24:08.700 --> 00:24:12.859
teeny bop from the 70s. Yeah, and it was even

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:18.079
fake music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Pink

00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:22.579
Floyd fans, I agree. They're the peace guy. They're

00:24:22.579 --> 00:24:24.500
smoking their bong and going, hey, man, that's

00:24:24.500 --> 00:24:27.039
all right. I don't need to fight. I mean, wimpy

00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:28.940
doesn't necessarily mean you're a coward. It

00:24:28.940 --> 00:24:30.980
just means you don't want to fight. Yeah, yeah.

00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:33.200
And I would agree with that. Pink Floyd fans

00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:35.359
that I knew were pretty much like that. And we're

00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:37.799
talking about the nerds. Yeah. Because you and

00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:39.799
I are both Pink Floyd fans, but it's not, we

00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:42.039
don't revolve around them like the, like the,

00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:44.240
like who we're talking about. The obsessive fans.

00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:46.599
The obsessive fans, yeah. Well, I did too, so

00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:51.420
I need to do a second one. Okay. No. Sean Cassidy.

00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:56.859
Oh, very good. Very good. Yeah. Do Run Run. Anyone

00:24:56.859 --> 00:25:01.240
that likes that song, win. I think we're alone

00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:04.299
now. Oh, God, yeah. I forgot about that. It's

00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:08.759
like a ton of people did that one. Yep. Debbie

00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:11.119
Gibson did, too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you

00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:13.240
think of it as from the, you know, sung perspective

00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:17.579
of, like, Jared from Subway. Then it gets real

00:25:17.579 --> 00:25:19.640
creepy when he says, I think we're alone now.

00:25:19.859 --> 00:25:23.359
Yeah. It's like, and where are we going with

00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:27.019
this? I don't want to look for your puppy. Please

00:25:27.019 --> 00:25:36.180
let me out of this van. Who's the clown? I put

00:25:36.180 --> 00:25:38.619
Michael Jackson fans on the list for wimpiest.

00:25:39.660 --> 00:25:43.220
Oh, yeah, yes. About the only time a Michael

00:25:43.220 --> 00:25:47.960
Jackson fan will get active and aggravated and

00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:50.859
hostile is when they're defending Michael Jackson

00:25:50.859 --> 00:25:53.529
against the pedophile charges. Yes. Because Michael

00:25:53.529 --> 00:25:55.769
Jackson fans will never believe in their entire

00:25:55.769 --> 00:25:58.069
existence that Michael Jackson ever touched anybody.

00:25:58.369 --> 00:26:00.970
Yeah. They will get violent if you suggest that

00:26:00.970 --> 00:26:02.750
Michael Jackson did something wrong. He paid

00:26:02.750 --> 00:26:05.009
millions of dollars because he just wanted it

00:26:05.009 --> 00:26:08.730
to go away because he's so innocent. Yeah. Innocent

00:26:08.730 --> 00:26:11.369
people make million -dollar payoffs all the time.

00:26:11.369 --> 00:26:13.430
Innocent people are like, I am not, and I'm going

00:26:13.430 --> 00:26:18.529
to fucking prove it. Anyways. All right. Rod

00:26:18.529 --> 00:26:22.740
Stewart, and this is his pop. Not his blues stuff.

00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:25.599
Poppy disco phase. Yeah, we talked about it last

00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:28.119
week on The Music Creeps about how they made

00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:32.759
him not work with Jeff Beck. And the guy from

00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:35.319
St. Louis, the blues guy, I cannot ever think

00:26:35.319 --> 00:26:38.279
of his name. Chuck Berry? Oh, yeah, him too.

00:26:39.980 --> 00:26:43.519
He was responsible for Hot Legs and some of that

00:26:43.519 --> 00:26:47.319
more blues stuff he did. Oh, well, anyhow. I

00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:49.099
know Ron Wood was in the band with him for a

00:26:49.099 --> 00:26:50.599
while. Ron Wood was in the band with him. Went

00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:52.299
on to the Rolling Stones. I couldn't tell the

00:26:52.299 --> 00:26:56.799
difference between him and the guitarist, Jeff

00:26:56.799 --> 00:26:59.559
Beck. They almost look identical on stage. They

00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:01.500
look pretty similar, yeah. Yeah, they do. That

00:27:01.500 --> 00:27:07.000
British upbringing. Yeah. Crosby, Stills, and

00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:10.859
Nash. No Young. Well, Young made them a little

00:27:10.859 --> 00:27:13.819
more hip. He made them a little more hip. Crosby,

00:27:13.819 --> 00:27:17.180
Stills, and Nash. I would agree. Teach your children

00:27:17.180 --> 00:27:22.039
well. Teach your children to change the channel

00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:24.920
on the radio. Yes. Teach your children to swear

00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:29.000
off Supercube at the time. Even KY -102 was playing

00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:31.059
that. Oh, they were, weren't they? Yeah. The

00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:34.539
wimpy slide guitar and the pedal steel. It was

00:27:34.539 --> 00:27:38.500
like, okay, you guys also play Nazareth. Yeah,

00:27:38.539 --> 00:27:40.400
it's like make up your mind. Deep purple, and

00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:44.960
now you're playing this garbage over there. The

00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:47.160
next one I have, well, there are so many different

00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:49.259
subjects on that I could go into about radio

00:27:49.259 --> 00:27:52.359
and how they defy themselves, and now they don't

00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:54.480
have the expanded playlist. It's all narrowed

00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:57.640
down, and it's really suffering. Not that I ever

00:27:57.640 --> 00:27:59.920
liked the expanded playlist. I always liked what

00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:03.099
I liked, but okay. Next one, the Bee Gees. Oh,

00:28:03.099 --> 00:28:10.980
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody like the Bee Gees,

00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:15.940
they could never, ever, ever kick anybody's ass,

00:28:16.019 --> 00:28:18.519
including a hamster. Yeah. A hamster would kick

00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:26.500
their ass. Bread. Oh, that's a good one. Bread.

00:28:27.099 --> 00:28:30.579
Anything named Bread is going to suck. Hey, you

00:28:30.579 --> 00:28:32.460
guys are pretty good. What's your name? Bread.

00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:35.630
Forget it. In fact, they even had an album where

00:28:35.630 --> 00:28:38.690
the album cover was just a plain loaf of white

00:28:38.690 --> 00:28:44.349
bread. They did, didn't they? Who okayed that

00:28:44.349 --> 00:28:46.809
at the record company? Who looked at that and

00:28:46.809 --> 00:28:51.150
said, looks good to me, it's a go. That was just,

00:28:51.329 --> 00:28:54.670
you know there's a tribute band called Toast?

00:28:56.210 --> 00:29:00.130
I thought that was clever as hell. I want to

00:29:00.130 --> 00:29:04.099
go see Toast. I'd rather see Purple Floyd. Yeah.

00:29:04.420 --> 00:29:07.240
I don't know if there's a Purple Floyd, actually.

00:29:07.740 --> 00:29:09.839
There's a Brit Floyd that's pretty good. Oh,

00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:15.799
yeah. I have the Go -Go's. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that

00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:18.539
would be. They'd be kind of the same category

00:29:18.539 --> 00:29:22.059
as, like, the B -52s fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:22.579 --> 00:29:24.720
Teenie Bop. Tom Tom Club. Trying to be punk.

00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:28.920
Bananarama. Yeah, yeah. Haircut 100. Yeah. All

00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:32.480
those. Yeah. Yeah. You say poo and they fall

00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:36.839
off their platform shoes. You said poo to me.

00:29:38.019 --> 00:29:40.440
Where's my security blanket? Someone bring me

00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:44.839
my blankie now. That's about it what I got for

00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:47.180
wimpy fans. Okay, I've got a few more. I went

00:29:47.180 --> 00:29:50.619
crazy on this. Sure. Sonny and Cher. Oh, absolutely.

00:29:51.619 --> 00:29:54.440
In fact, I'd go as far as say Cher. Yeah, just

00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:57.900
Cher alone. You believe in life after love. Anyone

00:29:57.900 --> 00:30:01.450
that likes that song? could not kick an earthworm's

00:30:01.450 --> 00:30:07.450
ass. An earthworm would pummel it. They run from

00:30:07.450 --> 00:30:13.730
small spiders that you can barely see. They run

00:30:13.730 --> 00:30:16.509
from gnats. They see a flock of gnats or whatever

00:30:16.509 --> 00:30:18.890
they are, a gaggle or whatever, they run, they

00:30:18.890 --> 00:30:24.410
scream. Next one would be Josie and the Pussycats.

00:30:24.490 --> 00:30:27.769
Oh, I remember Josie and the Pussycats. Long

00:30:27.769 --> 00:30:30.910
hair and that's a fact. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For

00:30:30.910 --> 00:30:33.910
cartoon characters, they were pretty cute. Yeah,

00:30:33.910 --> 00:30:36.190
they were. Of course, I was always looking at

00:30:36.190 --> 00:30:39.390
the drummer. Yeah, yeah, you know, I get it.

00:30:39.410 --> 00:30:42.509
You're a drummer, you like the drummer. Pearl

00:30:42.509 --> 00:30:46.789
Jam. Oh, yeah. You must, the environment, the

00:30:46.789 --> 00:30:49.140
environment, the environment. This crossover

00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:52.519
between wimpy and snotty for Pearl Jam fans.

00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:55.400
They are on the snotty list, too, by the way.

00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:57.000
Yeah, there's some people who do both. Yeah.

00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:02.119
U2. Oh, yeah. Still haven't found what I'm looking

00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:04.359
for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coldplay fans would be

00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:06.980
on that list, the wimpiest and the snottiest.

00:31:07.019 --> 00:31:09.599
Coldplay is on this and the wimpiest both. So

00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:11.319
I'll just go ahead and say Coldplay right now

00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:17.099
and get that taken care of. Poison. Oh, yeah.

00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:20.279
And that's nowadays. During the time, there were

00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:21.859
some people that were fairly tough that liked

00:31:21.859 --> 00:31:24.940
it because it was in. Yeah. But nowadays, anyone

00:31:24.940 --> 00:31:28.359
that likes it, wimp. Yeah, pretty much. Yep.

00:31:28.859 --> 00:31:33.200
Van Hagar fans. Yeah. But only Van Hagar. Yeah.

00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:36.259
Not Van Halen. And they're also on the snottiest

00:31:36.259 --> 00:31:38.480
fans, too. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, no, no, no,

00:31:38.500 --> 00:31:41.119
I only like Van Hagar, not that Davey Rasta.

00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:44.119
They're like the J -Hawk fans of music. Yes.

00:31:45.259 --> 00:31:47.920
I don't like basketball. I don't like college

00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.920
basketball. I don't like men's college basketball.

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:54.119
I only like KU men's college basketball. But

00:31:54.119 --> 00:32:02.720
I'm not a bandwagon fan. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Exactly.

00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:08.339
If you remember that 80s band Firehouse. Oh,

00:32:08.339 --> 00:32:10.799
yes. Don't treat me bad. Don't treat me bad.

00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:14.009
Yeah. The guy had a high voice. He really did.

00:32:14.009 --> 00:32:16.150
Yeah, he did. I could kick anyone that ever liked

00:32:16.150 --> 00:32:19.410
that. I could kick their ass with my pinky. Yeah.

00:32:19.910 --> 00:32:22.569
You could just walk up and look at them cross

00:32:22.569 --> 00:32:25.029
-eyed, and they would, like, run off. Chris Isaac

00:32:25.029 --> 00:32:27.990
fans could kick their ass. Oh, my gosh, yeah.

00:32:28.069 --> 00:32:30.130
Gordon Lightfoot fans could kick their ass. Enya

00:32:30.130 --> 00:32:34.829
fans could kick their ass. Senate O 'Connor fans

00:32:34.829 --> 00:32:41.819
could kick their ass. All right, P. Hey, Sinead

00:32:41.819 --> 00:32:44.299
O 'Connor was greatly misunderstood, man. When

00:32:44.299 --> 00:32:47.000
she ripped up that picture of the Pope, she was

00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:49.200
trying to call attention to the massive child

00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:51.660
sexual abuse scandal that no one wanted to talk

00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:54.099
about. And some of her issues may have came from

00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:59.279
that, too, allegedly. So, yeah, she was a great

00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.940
example of people shooting the messenger. Yes.

00:33:02.140 --> 00:33:03.720
Because they didn't want to know about it yet.

00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:06.359
No, they did not, and that was the sole reason

00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:12.230
of her doing that. phony outrage yeah so um the

00:33:12.230 --> 00:33:18.730
next one trickster oh trickster wow what a waste

00:33:18.730 --> 00:33:26.950
of the x in the scrabble game yes yes i'm gonna

00:33:26.950 --> 00:33:29.190
go ahead and go with this too trickster if you

00:33:29.190 --> 00:33:32.130
just raised your hand in the air their fans would

00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:34.890
run and dive out of your way yeah because there

00:33:34.890 --> 00:33:38.640
could be some sort of force used near them And

00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:41.220
they don't like that. That hurts them. Yeah.

00:33:41.259 --> 00:33:43.160
Yeah, it hurts their feelings whenever they see

00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:47.160
force being used. I remember back when I was

00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.200
hunting and I was teaching hunter ed. Oh, no.

00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.960
Oh, trickster fans. Hang on. Hang on. Go ahead.

00:33:52.140 --> 00:33:57.380
Okay, sorry. I remember we were talking about

00:33:57.380 --> 00:33:59.680
the toughness of certain animals. It was like

00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:02.059
rabbits are the most wimpy animal out there.

00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:04.779
It's like you can kill a rabbit with harsh language,

00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:08.750
basically. Yes. Simple. So trickster fans are

00:34:08.750 --> 00:34:11.409
basically the rabbits of the music fan world.

00:34:11.610 --> 00:34:14.070
Harsh language and they'll just keel right over.

00:34:14.489 --> 00:34:23.369
Yes. Wayne Newton fans. Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean,

00:34:23.369 --> 00:34:26.170
that needs no explanation at all. Now, Wayne

00:34:26.170 --> 00:34:28.110
Newton himself could probably kick your ass.

00:34:28.369 --> 00:34:30.269
Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, but his

00:34:30.269 --> 00:34:33.449
fans. Yes. See, a lot of this doesn't have to

00:34:33.449 --> 00:34:35.730
do with the artists themselves. It's the fans.

00:34:36.219 --> 00:34:38.639
I agree. Yeah, especially on the snotty list.

00:34:38.940 --> 00:34:43.599
This next one could be on the snotty list, although

00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:46.820
I don't have them on it. Oingo Boingo. Oh, yeah.

00:34:47.099 --> 00:34:51.440
Oh, yeah. Fad bands. Yep. What band will I like

00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:55.219
this week and get tired of next week? Yes. Yep.

00:34:55.619 --> 00:34:57.780
Give me one with a catchy name that I can say

00:34:57.780 --> 00:35:00.139
five times and then forget. Yeah, I think they

00:35:00.139 --> 00:35:02.679
have one album that did well, and I think that

00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:04.840
was it. And then they kind of were like the third

00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:08.260
bill on all these. things. It's like two relevant

00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:13.159
bands. Oh, by the way, Oingo Boingo. Yeah, whatever

00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:19.599
the fuck they are. Haircut 100. Oh, yeah. And

00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:25.000
Wham. Wham, yes. Oh my gosh. A Wham concert,

00:35:25.139 --> 00:35:27.460
you basically had to stock the place with milk

00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:32.340
and cookies and soft blankets. Yeah. They're

00:35:32.340 --> 00:35:35.659
worried about fragrance. Yeah. Do I smell lavender?

00:35:36.019 --> 00:35:42.280
Why, yes, you do. I'm in the right place. How

00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.920
about Snoddiest fans? Oh, I got a bunch of those.

00:35:45.099 --> 00:35:50.219
Okay, good. Man, it was hard to decide which

00:35:50.219 --> 00:35:52.579
was going to be top of my list, but because of

00:35:52.579 --> 00:35:55.360
my age, I put the top of the list as Bob Dylan

00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:58.280
fans because I've been dealing with them since

00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:01.739
the 70s. I would agree. I never even thought

00:36:01.739 --> 00:36:05.880
about that, but that's true. Bob Dylan fans are

00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:08.659
the same that when Dylan strapped on an electric

00:36:08.659 --> 00:36:11.179
guitar and turned on an amplifier, they booed

00:36:11.179 --> 00:36:13.360
him. Oh, yeah. They chased him off the stage.

00:36:14.579 --> 00:36:17.579
So that's how fickle they are. But all you have

00:36:17.579 --> 00:36:20.360
to do is, like, this is what I said to a Bob

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:23.840
Dylan fan. I said, love the guy's music, hell

00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:27.800
of a songwriter, excellent lyrics, strong message,

00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:33.170
good social message for the time. Yeah. Hate

00:36:33.170 --> 00:36:36.530
his voice. I wish anybody else had sung it. I

00:36:36.530 --> 00:36:38.489
agree. Because I can't stand his voice. And this

00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:41.769
guy wanted to punch me. And he started going

00:36:41.769 --> 00:36:44.329
off, well, he was the most important figure and

00:36:44.329 --> 00:36:46.210
he influenced all these. He started talking about

00:36:46.210 --> 00:36:47.530
all these things that had nothing to do with

00:36:47.530 --> 00:36:50.429
his voice. And I said, yeah, I already agreed

00:36:50.429 --> 00:36:52.489
with that. He's great. He writes great songs.

00:36:52.670 --> 00:36:55.130
He was influential. His voice sucks. And then

00:36:55.130 --> 00:36:59.960
he'd go off on me again. And then there was the

00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:02.539
second Bob Dylan fan who told me to leave his

00:37:02.539 --> 00:37:05.239
house because I thought Bob Dylan's voice sucked.

00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:11.159
That's naughty. That is such insecurity. I think

00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.559
that Dylan would have done much better with a

00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:19.260
real lead singer, actually. I'm willing to step

00:37:19.260 --> 00:37:22.320
out on that myself. I love Alice Cooper, but

00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.610
dude cannot sing. He's a crappy singer. He really

00:37:25.610 --> 00:37:29.289
is a crappy singer. Yeah. But he gets by. But

00:37:29.289 --> 00:37:31.329
I'm not going to pretend Alice Cooper's a great

00:37:31.329 --> 00:37:33.829
singer just because I like his music. Ozzy, yeah.

00:37:33.969 --> 00:37:37.230
He's always out of tune. Yeah. Robert Plant,

00:37:37.429 --> 00:37:39.869
all those squeals and screeches, that was always

00:37:39.869 --> 00:37:42.710
off tune. He sings better now that he can't do

00:37:42.710 --> 00:37:45.170
that high register. Yeah, absolutely. Than he

00:37:45.170 --> 00:37:47.530
ever did when he was in Zeppelin. Yeah. So, I

00:37:47.530 --> 00:37:50.710
mean, no disrespect to Bob Dylan. I just don't

00:37:50.710 --> 00:37:53.059
like his voice. I don't either. And you say that

00:37:53.059 --> 00:37:54.980
around a Bob Dylan fan, and they want to cut

00:37:54.980 --> 00:37:58.239
you. Right, right. That was part of the message.

00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:02.019
Thankfully, Bob Dylan fans have all calmed down

00:38:02.019 --> 00:38:05.800
and gone away and gotten old by now. Yeah, most

00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.900
of them probably took a little too many quaaludes

00:38:08.900 --> 00:38:11.400
and never woke up from it or something. Oh, those

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.420
were big in the 70s. Oh, yeah, that's why I said

00:38:13.420 --> 00:38:18.170
quaaludes. The Moody Blues. Yes. They are snotty

00:38:18.170 --> 00:38:20.150
fans. Definitely. And I like the Moody Blues.

00:38:20.250 --> 00:38:22.289
I do too. But I don't get snotty about it. No.

00:38:22.590 --> 00:38:25.130
Nope, me neither. I'm just a singer in a rock

00:38:25.130 --> 00:38:29.289
and roll band. Wildest Dreams. Ride My Seesaw.

00:38:29.610 --> 00:38:32.869
White Satin. Yeah, Knights of White Satin. Oh,

00:38:32.909 --> 00:38:36.610
man. Yeah, snotty. Yeah. 100 % snotty. Yeah.

00:38:36.710 --> 00:38:38.929
I've got a double live album from the Moody Blues,

00:38:39.130 --> 00:38:41.230
and man, you can put that on and just meditate.

00:38:41.690 --> 00:38:44.889
It is so awesome. Oh, yeah, but they're fans.

00:38:45.329 --> 00:38:47.750
Yeah. I mean, they are like the Dylan fans. Yeah.

00:38:47.849 --> 00:38:49.949
They're the best band ever. There's a lot of

00:38:49.949 --> 00:38:52.190
gatekeeping that goes on with these snotty fans.

00:38:52.389 --> 00:38:54.750
There is. You don't get to like them because

00:38:54.750 --> 00:38:56.869
you don't understand them enough to like them.

00:38:57.050 --> 00:39:00.610
Yes. Yeah. You just don't get it. Yeah. Okay,

00:39:00.690 --> 00:39:04.369
I guess not. Yeah. That personifies my next fan

00:39:04.369 --> 00:39:09.429
base, Tool fans. Oh, shoot. Tool fans are awful.

00:39:09.630 --> 00:39:13.820
I love the band. Love their music. The fans suck.

00:39:14.219 --> 00:39:16.960
No, I agree. They suck right out loud. They really

00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.659
do. And these are the ones that think that there's

00:39:19.659 --> 00:39:22.539
no talented band ever except for Tool. Yeah.

00:39:22.579 --> 00:39:25.340
They're the only talented band that ever existed.

00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.440
Now, for a while, Tool fans had kind of a turnover

00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:30.519
because every time Tool would come out with a

00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:33.300
new album, all their fans would say, Oh, man,

00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.639
you're sellouts. We hate you now. And then they'd

00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:37.659
generate a whole new fan base. Well, they kind

00:39:37.659 --> 00:39:40.570
of got over that, but... The general attitude

00:39:40.570 --> 00:39:43.590
of the fan base is now, if you don't understand

00:39:43.590 --> 00:39:46.429
absolutely everything that's happening, and what

00:39:46.429 --> 00:39:48.969
the lyrics mean, and what all this means, and

00:39:48.969 --> 00:39:51.409
the secret path right up to Aleister Crowley's

00:39:51.409 --> 00:39:53.929
butthole, well, then you're just not good enough

00:39:53.929 --> 00:39:56.449
to like Tool, and you shouldn't even look at

00:39:56.449 --> 00:40:00.130
them because you're not worthy. Yeah. Fuck you.

00:40:00.210 --> 00:40:04.010
Nope. Idiots. Yeah. My next one is fairly obvious,

00:40:04.050 --> 00:40:06.429
but I'm going to do it anyhow. Pearl Jam. Yeah.

00:40:06.969 --> 00:40:09.769
They think because they like Eddie better and

00:40:09.769 --> 00:40:12.849
his fucking goofiness and his messages that they're

00:40:12.849 --> 00:40:15.190
better than everybody else, which is absurd.

00:40:15.489 --> 00:40:18.510
Yeah. I mean, a guy who sings like he's got marbles

00:40:18.510 --> 00:40:22.130
in his mouth on purpose? On purpose, yeah. That's

00:40:22.130 --> 00:40:25.750
not someone who's completely genuine. No. That's

00:40:25.750 --> 00:40:28.409
somebody who's playing a role. No, and actually,

00:40:28.469 --> 00:40:30.670
I know people... Two people that grew up with

00:40:30.670 --> 00:40:32.789
him in California, and they say the same thing

00:40:32.789 --> 00:40:34.269
about him. They went to school with him. Yeah.

00:40:34.369 --> 00:40:36.610
And it's weird because they don't know each other.

00:40:36.630 --> 00:40:38.190
They're from completely different parts of the

00:40:38.190 --> 00:40:40.210
world. Yeah. And they both said the same thing,

00:40:40.210 --> 00:40:44.090
fake. Yep. So I believe it. Yeah. There is very,

00:40:44.190 --> 00:40:47.110
very strong evidence that Stevie Wonder is not

00:40:47.110 --> 00:40:49.469
blind and never has been. Yeah. That was his

00:40:49.469 --> 00:40:52.659
gimmick. And he kind of got stuck with it because

00:40:52.659 --> 00:40:54.800
he got famous with the gimmick of being a little

00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:57.219
blind Stevie Wonder. So he's like, shit, I've

00:40:57.219 --> 00:40:59.400
got to stick with this now. I forgot, like maybe

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:01.059
it was Eddie Murphy or someone that gave it away

00:41:01.059 --> 00:41:03.739
accidentally. They said, yeah, us and Steve were

00:41:03.739 --> 00:41:05.880
over there looking off the, you know, or something.

00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:08.239
And everyone's like, wait a minute. There have

00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:12.320
been numerous documented instances where Stevie

00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:15.440
Wonder has been driving a car and doing just

00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:18.159
fine, shooting a gun and hitting the target.

00:41:18.699 --> 00:41:22.280
uh -huh yeah dude can see yeah yeah no i know

00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.239
ray charles was blind no he was stevie wonder's

00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:28.980
been faking it yeah that's funny god bless him

00:41:28.980 --> 00:41:30.679
he made a great career out of it didn't he he

00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:33.679
did and it's smart too because uh look at how

00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:36.179
many years sorry i kicked your foot oh okay that's

00:41:36.179 --> 00:41:38.360
all right um look at how many years he got away

00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:40.019
with it and a lot of people still don't know

00:41:40.019 --> 00:41:43.719
yeah and he's still doing it yeah yeah yeah and

00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:47.630
really i think The blind community probably wouldn't

00:41:47.630 --> 00:41:49.409
give a damn if he just came out now and said,

00:41:49.449 --> 00:41:51.389
you know what, sorry. That'd be like, great job.

00:41:51.730 --> 00:41:54.469
The giveaway was he picked his own birthdays.

00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:58.369
Yeah, that's true. He's like, no, no, no, okay,

00:41:58.550 --> 00:42:02.369
okay. You can't do that all by smell. No. You

00:42:02.369 --> 00:42:04.289
can do a lot of it by smell, but not all of it.

00:42:04.510 --> 00:42:08.929
All right. Let's see. Is it my turn? Yes. Okay.

00:42:09.369 --> 00:42:12.809
Beatles fans. Geez, that bird almost took my

00:42:12.809 --> 00:42:14.889
nose off. Yeah, it came right through the...

00:42:14.889 --> 00:42:17.150
Beatles fans? Beatles fans. Yeah, yeah, a certain

00:42:17.150 --> 00:42:19.130
kind. Yes, I agree. They're the ones that are

00:42:19.130 --> 00:42:22.489
like... And I really like the one where John

00:42:22.489 --> 00:42:25.469
and Paul were at odds and they came out with

00:42:25.469 --> 00:42:27.909
a white album and you could tell the conflict

00:42:27.909 --> 00:42:31.690
internally because John would say this and that

00:42:31.690 --> 00:42:35.590
shit. And plus, too many of the Beatles fan base

00:42:35.590 --> 00:42:38.250
wants the Beatles to get credit for things they

00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:42.780
didn't do. Yes. Yeah. Not everything began and

00:42:42.780 --> 00:42:44.880
ended with the Beatles. Have you noticed this?

00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.639
A lot of them think that songs the Beatles didn't

00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:50.239
do, they did. Yeah. They'll say, oh, they did

00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:52.440
this. It's like, that wasn't them. Yeah. Oh,

00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:54.079
well, they must have wrote it. No, they didn't

00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:55.599
write it. No, no, no. They had nothing to do

00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:56.820
with it. And there were a lot of Beatles songs,

00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:59.199
especially early in their career, that were cover

00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:01.199
songs. Yes. They didn't write themselves. There's

00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:03.340
another one, too. Twist and Shout's a good example.

00:43:03.599 --> 00:43:06.739
Yeah. They didn't write that. Was Let Me Do.

00:43:09.449 --> 00:43:11.150
I can't remember. Oh, well, you know what? Yeah,

00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:17.869
they have four or five of them. R .E .M. fans.

00:43:18.010 --> 00:43:22.989
Oh, yeah. Oh, they are a certain brand of snotty

00:43:22.989 --> 00:43:26.409
that you can only get from R .E .M. And R .E

00:43:26.409 --> 00:43:29.210
.M. singer Michael Stipe encouraged that with

00:43:29.210 --> 00:43:33.159
his... He cultivated an image of... You don't

00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:35.480
know who I really am. Who am I? Am I this? Am

00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.480
I that? And it got to the point where no one

00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.239
just gave a damn anymore. Oh, I know. And he

00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:41.059
was the one that said, don't bring up my sexuality

00:43:41.059 --> 00:43:44.039
when he always did. Yeah. Nobody else was bringing

00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:46.159
it up. But he was like, oh, by the way, don't

00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:48.099
ask me questions about my sexuality. And nobody

00:43:48.099 --> 00:43:49.960
gave a shit. Dude, we weren't gonna. Yeah, it's

00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.739
like, that's okay. We don't care. And then eventually

00:43:52.739 --> 00:43:54.739
he came out and he made an announcement that

00:43:54.739 --> 00:43:56.679
he was gay. And everyone was like, yeah, we don't

00:43:56.679 --> 00:43:59.489
care. Yeah, it's like, okay, whatever. It's not

00:43:59.489 --> 00:44:01.269
even like we have figured it out. It's just that

00:44:01.269 --> 00:44:03.289
we don't care. Yeah, and then the AIDS things.

00:44:03.869 --> 00:44:05.690
Because he would always bring it up, I don't

00:44:05.690 --> 00:44:07.449
have AIDS. And then people would ask him, do

00:44:07.449 --> 00:44:09.429
you have AIDS? And he'd be like, he wouldn't

00:44:09.429 --> 00:44:11.989
answer. He'd give a non -answer. Yeah. Yeah,

00:44:11.989 --> 00:44:14.849
that also was a thing that was kind of distasteful.

00:44:14.849 --> 00:44:18.550
He seemed to kind of try to bandwagon onto AIDS

00:44:18.550 --> 00:44:21.269
activism. Yeah. Where no one really believed

00:44:21.269 --> 00:44:23.130
that he was sincere about it. I mean, Elton John,

00:44:23.250 --> 00:44:25.050
you'd believe him. Yeah, he might be bulimic.

00:44:25.050 --> 00:44:27.329
A bunch of other people would do that. But Michael

00:44:27.329 --> 00:44:29.409
Stipe, you're like, yeah, you're just piling

00:44:29.409 --> 00:44:32.809
on for the image. Yeah, and he was like bulimic

00:44:32.809 --> 00:44:36.449
or anorexic or something, probably. But he used

00:44:36.449 --> 00:44:39.090
that as a tool to act like he had AIDS, which

00:44:39.090 --> 00:44:42.489
is horrible. Yeah. Allegedly. I remember when

00:44:42.489 --> 00:44:45.929
heroin chic was in. People pretended to be strung

00:44:45.929 --> 00:44:48.489
out on heroin because it looked cool. Yeah, like

00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:52.820
bands. Bands, models. You go out to a bar and

00:44:52.820 --> 00:44:55.000
there'll be people in there who painted bags

00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:56.739
under their eyes to try to give the impression

00:44:56.739 --> 00:44:58.659
that they were strung out. Yeah. Just because

00:44:58.659 --> 00:45:01.199
it was the in thing. Hear the fuck up. Sheep.

00:45:02.420 --> 00:45:07.400
Sheep. Sheep. All right, your turn. God help

00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:09.400
me from ever caring what other people think about

00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:12.119
me to that degree. You know, you care a certain

00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:13.880
degree because you've got to be out there with

00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:16.340
people and you've got to be a certain... interaction

00:45:16.340 --> 00:45:18.079
and you don't want to hate you we need other

00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:21.219
people for certain things yeah but to this degree

00:45:21.219 --> 00:45:24.539
i refuse yeah there will be no way it'd be too

00:45:24.539 --> 00:45:28.039
fakey but anyhow yeah i can't leave the house

00:45:28.039 --> 00:45:31.000
because people don't appreciate the car i have

00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:34.260
my car says something awful about me i have to

00:45:34.260 --> 00:45:38.500
change my car yeah that is that's a good example

00:45:38.500 --> 00:45:41.340
that's like every cyber truck owner yeah it's

00:45:41.340 --> 00:45:46.050
like the cyber truck is their penis And it's

00:45:46.050 --> 00:45:48.349
a damn ugly one, too. Oh, I've never liked them.

00:45:48.369 --> 00:45:50.889
Never liked them. But going out and burning up

00:45:50.889 --> 00:45:54.070
Cybertrucks and vandalizing Tesla dealerships,

00:45:54.110 --> 00:45:56.869
it's criminal. Stop it. Yeah, and they have cameras

00:45:56.869 --> 00:45:59.769
everywhere, you dumbass. Work within the system.

00:45:59.969 --> 00:46:02.329
Peaceful protest. Do it right. If you go out

00:46:02.329 --> 00:46:04.150
there burning and destroying, then fuck you.

00:46:04.210 --> 00:46:05.769
You need to be arrested. And then they go buy

00:46:05.769 --> 00:46:07.650
another one from Elon. So how are you hurting

00:46:07.650 --> 00:46:14.000
them? I know. Anyhow, we move along. Yours. Here's

00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:20.880
another one that is pretty self -explanatory.

00:46:20.940 --> 00:46:24.500
Radiohead fans. Oh, yeah. Yeah, without a doubt.

00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:29.679
I mean, most of them are okay, but then you've

00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:32.650
got that strong contingent that's... solidly

00:46:32.650 --> 00:46:34.329
have their heads up their own butts yeah they

00:46:34.329 --> 00:46:36.210
think they're the best band ever yeah they're

00:46:36.210 --> 00:46:37.789
like oh my god they're songwriting it's like

00:46:37.789 --> 00:46:40.030
what songwriting they just kind of hit it they

00:46:40.030 --> 00:46:43.309
kind of hit a ditty that did okay and and their

00:46:43.309 --> 00:46:46.010
most their their big famous breakthrough song

00:46:46.010 --> 00:46:48.530
creep a couple of the guys in the band hated

00:46:48.530 --> 00:46:50.449
that song because it was too commercial it sounded

00:46:50.449 --> 00:46:55.469
too much like a song yeah my oldest brother mark

00:46:55.469 --> 00:46:58.650
was a real fan of radiohead and back And he kept

00:46:58.650 --> 00:47:00.750
sending me stuff. Beck is another one. Oh, here's

00:47:00.750 --> 00:47:02.889
the latest Radiohead. Oh, here's the new stuff

00:47:02.889 --> 00:47:05.530
by Beck. And I was like, dude, I don't like this.

00:47:06.230 --> 00:47:10.309
Quit trying to make me like what you like. And

00:47:10.309 --> 00:47:12.670
by the way, two deuce bags and a microphone is

00:47:12.670 --> 00:47:15.030
not a play off of that. It never was, and it

00:47:15.030 --> 00:47:18.010
was never meant to be. I hate that song. No,

00:47:18.010 --> 00:47:19.670
it's not the two turntables and a microphone.

00:47:19.889 --> 00:47:21.730
No, and that's how come we've never tried to

00:47:21.730 --> 00:47:24.489
do a parody of it ever. No. Because, no, that's

00:47:24.489 --> 00:47:27.050
not the reason. It was a saying before Beck took

00:47:27.050 --> 00:47:29.500
hold of it. Yes. It really was. Yes, it was.

00:47:30.460 --> 00:47:32.960
I've got Dave Matthews bands. Oh, I had them

00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:36.599
too. Oh, gosh. And, you know, this is after all

00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:40.000
of this, you know, be kind to your fellow human,

00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.239
be generous on the environment, and then he takes

00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:47.179
and unloads his shit, or his people did, whether

00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:49.739
he knows or not, it's in question, but on the

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:52.199
Chicago, on the bridge over the Chicago River,

00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:55.059
unleashed their sewage out of their giant bus.

00:47:55.659 --> 00:47:58.159
And it went on people that were doing an architectural

00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:01.960
tour on a boat right below. And people still

00:48:01.960 --> 00:48:03.619
defended it. Oh, that was a complete accident.

00:48:03.780 --> 00:48:05.960
No, it wasn't. Well, first they denied it for

00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:07.659
about a week. Yeah, that's right. They said,

00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:10.000
that wasn't us. That wasn't us. The cameras caught

00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.559
him. Yep. So then they blamed the bus driver.

00:48:12.860 --> 00:48:18.800
Yes. It was all his fault. Yeah. Yes. See, it's

00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:21.159
not the thing that gets you. It's the cover -up

00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:22.579
of the thing. It's the cover -up, yeah. that

00:48:22.579 --> 00:48:26.280
always screws you. If doing the thing is bad,

00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:28.500
covering it up is ten times worse. Ten times

00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:31.380
worse. Just take your lumps right ahead. Just

00:48:31.380 --> 00:48:35.099
right away take your lumps. Yeah, you come out

00:48:35.099 --> 00:48:37.480
and go, all right, it was a mistake. We talked

00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:40.980
to the guy that accidentally did that, and we're

00:48:40.980 --> 00:48:43.360
going to pay damages, and we're very sorry. It's

00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:45.039
never going to happen again. It was a complete

00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:47.000
accident. But instead, we didn't do it, we didn't

00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:48.739
do it. And then when they say that, oh, it's

00:48:48.739 --> 00:48:52.860
a bus driver, nobody believes it. Yeah. Bad move

00:48:52.860 --> 00:48:57.780
on their part. Yeah. Plus, it was fashionable

00:48:57.780 --> 00:49:00.519
for a while for people to hate on their studio

00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:03.099
albums and only like the live performances. Oh,

00:49:03.179 --> 00:49:06.260
that's a good one. Yes. Oh, you bought the album?

00:49:06.420 --> 00:49:08.179
Well, that's just garbage. You have to go see

00:49:08.179 --> 00:49:13.360
them live. Yeah. Okay. How heavy is that gate

00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:16.170
you're closing and opening? How did you know

00:49:16.170 --> 00:49:17.989
the song was good in the first place if you didn't

00:49:17.989 --> 00:49:20.230
like the album? Well, yeah. See, that's the kind

00:49:20.230 --> 00:49:22.150
of people that if Dave Matthews plays it live,

00:49:22.289 --> 00:49:24.510
they're going to like it. Yes. They've already

00:49:24.510 --> 00:49:27.269
made up their minds. Yeah, he could come out

00:49:27.269 --> 00:49:29.369
and stick his microphone to his ass and make

00:49:29.369 --> 00:49:31.389
fart noises, and it would work. They did that

00:49:31.389 --> 00:49:33.369
on South Park. Oh, yeah, that's right. They did.

00:49:33.510 --> 00:49:37.449
I enjoyed that more. That was pretty good, yeah.

00:49:38.269 --> 00:49:41.409
Let's see. The one guy's dad billed himself as

00:49:41.409 --> 00:49:45.500
Steamy Ray Vaughn. Steamy Ray Vaughn, yes. And

00:49:45.500 --> 00:49:47.860
then he hooked up with a gal who was Steamy Nicks.

00:49:48.059 --> 00:49:50.719
Steamy Nicks. It was just awful. It just kept

00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.420
getting worse and worse until you had to just

00:49:52.420 --> 00:49:54.500
turn it off. That is the great example. If anyone

00:49:54.500 --> 00:49:57.199
asks what a parody is, that's one of the best

00:49:57.199 --> 00:50:02.039
ones ever. Okay, my next band is Dropkick Murphys.

00:50:02.579 --> 00:50:05.519
Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Now, a big reason that

00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:07.199
they're on this list of having the most toxic

00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.360
fans is they have a lot of Nazi fans. Yes, they

00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:12.239
do. And they kept showing up to the concerts.

00:50:12.829 --> 00:50:14.989
enough to the point where the band had to actually

00:50:14.989 --> 00:50:18.869
take steps to keep them out. Yeah. It's like

00:50:18.869 --> 00:50:22.250
if your music is appealing to Nazis in big numbers,

00:50:22.429 --> 00:50:24.269
then there's something wrong with the music you're

00:50:24.269 --> 00:50:27.150
making. Yes. And you need to look at yourself.

00:50:27.389 --> 00:50:29.949
It's not just the Nazi bands are one thing, and

00:50:29.949 --> 00:50:31.869
then there are the other ones that are just so

00:50:31.869 --> 00:50:34.750
staunch and tough about it. Dropkick Murphy's

00:50:34.750 --> 00:50:37.519
best ever, or I'll punch you. Yeah, yeah. They

00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:40.539
tie up their whole ethnic identity. Yes, in that.

00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:42.659
In the Dropkick Murphys. Yeah, so that's a double

00:50:42.659 --> 00:50:44.699
tier one right there. Yeah. And that's a great

00:50:44.699 --> 00:50:47.519
call. I forgot all about them. Yeah, yeah. I

00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:52.000
remember some concerts being trashed because

00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:54.500
the Nazi fans would clash with the other fans.

00:50:54.579 --> 00:50:57.320
Yes. The bands on stage like, what the hell?

00:50:58.539 --> 00:51:00.519
That's where you be like Rolling Stones and you

00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:03.349
hire Hell's Angels. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a

00:51:03.349 --> 00:51:04.829
minute, wait a minute. I guess I didn't go over

00:51:04.829 --> 00:51:06.590
so well. Because that worked so great. Yeah.

00:51:08.670 --> 00:51:12.590
I think Dream Theater fans. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I

00:51:12.590 --> 00:51:15.250
love Dream. I like Dream Theater a lot. I'm not

00:51:15.250 --> 00:51:17.130
that guy. You're not that guy. They're kind of

00:51:17.130 --> 00:51:19.449
like Tool fans. They're, well, you have to appreciate

00:51:19.449 --> 00:51:22.969
the complexity and the meaning of the time signature.

00:51:23.110 --> 00:51:25.820
No, no. They're the ones who made it. They name

00:51:25.820 --> 00:51:27.920
all the segments, the time signatures, and the

00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:29.920
different rhythms, and breaks, and all that.

00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:32.699
Oh, okay, here's break number two. Yeah, and

00:51:32.699 --> 00:51:35.139
it's like, no, no, no, no. See, the guys in Dream

00:51:35.139 --> 00:51:37.400
Theater went to the Berklee School of Music.

00:51:37.539 --> 00:51:40.420
I shouldn't have to go there to listen to their

00:51:40.420 --> 00:51:45.289
music. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. If I need a degree

00:51:45.289 --> 00:51:47.730
in music in order to appreciate your music, then

00:51:47.730 --> 00:51:50.150
I'm not your audience. No, me neither. And nor

00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:52.469
do I care enough about it. Yeah, yeah. I either

00:51:52.469 --> 00:51:54.489
like it or don't, you know. Yeah, and then you

00:51:54.489 --> 00:51:56.409
get the fans like, well, you should listen to

00:51:56.409 --> 00:51:57.929
the ears, but here's what you have to do first

00:51:57.929 --> 00:52:01.250
to prepare. If this is work, then I'm not. It's

00:52:01.250 --> 00:52:03.010
like I'm out. That's too much work to listen

00:52:03.010 --> 00:52:08.929
to anything. It's like a job, man. Yeah. Here's

00:52:08.929 --> 00:52:11.590
another good one. I need paid for that kind of.

00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:15.800
Not so much anymore, but Frank Zappa fans were

00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:17.980
obnoxious as hell. Yeah, because he's kind of

00:52:17.980 --> 00:52:20.320
been forgotten about so much now. He passed away

00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:24.300
a long time ago. He was very relevant in the

00:52:24.300 --> 00:52:27.340
60s through the 70s, and then he kind of faded

00:52:27.340 --> 00:52:30.000
by the wayside. But in his heyday, Zappa fans

00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.639
were a pretty obnoxious bunch. And he didn't

00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:34.719
hold up after he passed away. It was pretty much

00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.429
he'd been forgotten about, unfortunately. Yeah,

00:52:37.429 --> 00:52:40.090
yeah. But yeah, a certain type of Zappa fans,

00:52:40.190 --> 00:52:41.730
because I do like a lot of his stuff and his

00:52:41.730 --> 00:52:45.269
influence on a lot of different bands on all

00:52:45.269 --> 00:52:48.449
different levels, but they were snotty. They

00:52:48.449 --> 00:52:53.849
were. All right. TSO, Trans -Siberian Orchestra.

00:52:53.849 --> 00:52:56.869
Oh, yes. Yeah. You know, you're never going to

00:52:56.869 --> 00:52:59.889
convince me that every member of the Trans -Siberian

00:52:59.889 --> 00:53:04.090
Orchestra is trans. I don't care if they wear

00:53:04.090 --> 00:53:07.530
wigs. Yep. I mean, it's an orchestra from Siberia,

00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:09.949
and apparently they're all trans. Yeah, I guess

00:53:09.949 --> 00:53:12.650
so. It's right there in the name. Then their

00:53:12.650 --> 00:53:18.269
alter ego, Sabotage, which is completely different.

00:53:18.309 --> 00:53:20.389
If you don't believe me, listen to their music.

00:53:20.409 --> 00:53:22.690
And that was all the members, but one of them

00:53:22.690 --> 00:53:25.449
died now, so now it's most of the members. Well,

00:53:25.489 --> 00:53:28.309
let's see. Devo would sometimes perform under

00:53:28.309 --> 00:53:31.730
the name Dove. Yeah. And they would do easy listening

00:53:31.730 --> 00:53:35.690
parodies of all their songs. Just because. That

00:53:35.690 --> 00:53:43.010
was one of the best ever. It was just like Zach

00:53:43.010 --> 00:53:46.090
Wallet used to go to the clubs in Hollywood and

00:53:46.090 --> 00:53:52.349
go as Leonard Skinhead. Wow, that's pretty clever.

00:53:52.469 --> 00:53:54.030
He just relied on the people who looked at the

00:53:54.030 --> 00:53:59.050
name and go, I want to see them. All right. Who

00:53:59.050 --> 00:54:03.420
do I got next? I wasn't going to put Swifties

00:54:03.420 --> 00:54:07.260
on the list, Taylor Swift fans, but now I kind

00:54:07.260 --> 00:54:09.139
of got to because they've been sending death

00:54:09.139 --> 00:54:13.659
threats to John Mayer. Yes, I agree. If the fan

00:54:13.659 --> 00:54:15.639
base is sending death threats to somebody who

00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:18.019
just kind of said something unflattering about

00:54:18.019 --> 00:54:21.460
the person you like, you're a toxic fan base.

00:54:21.579 --> 00:54:25.199
If you're so insecure about Taylor Swift that

00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:27.800
you have to threaten to kill people. who don't

00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:29.539
like her, then... You should never care that

00:54:29.539 --> 00:54:31.420
much about any artist. Absolutely. That's not

00:54:31.420 --> 00:54:34.619
a fan base. That's a worshiping cult. Yes. Yes.

00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:39.119
I agree. Good call on that one. Thank you. Actually

00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:41.699
a good call. I was trying to leave Swifties off,

00:54:41.820 --> 00:54:45.260
but then I saw... After you said that, I think

00:54:45.260 --> 00:54:47.179
that's pretty convincing to me. Yeah, they deserve

00:54:47.179 --> 00:54:50.800
to be on the list. All Paul Rodgers fans, but

00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:54.000
only Paul Rodgers. Yes. The ones that pick him

00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.559
out of every band he's ever in and go, that guy

00:54:56.559 --> 00:54:59.199
is so good. And it's like, well, what about the

00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.480
other members of Free or the members of Bad Company

00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.960
or the members of the firm? You know, what about

00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:07.420
Jimmy Payne? Oh, no, no, no, Paul Rogers. Well,

00:55:07.500 --> 00:55:09.000
didn't Jimmy have a little in the right? Oh,

00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:13.900
no, no, Paul Rogers. They are a unique asset.

00:55:14.260 --> 00:55:19.380
They are, yeah. Him with his, that, remember

00:55:19.380 --> 00:55:23.750
the white British button -up? revolutionary cody

00:55:23.750 --> 00:55:28.230
used to wear in free oh yeah yeah that was snotty

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:32.670
and that's where it all began all right i'm gonna

00:55:32.670 --> 00:55:38.409
put all fans of reggae music yes yes because

00:55:38.409 --> 00:55:41.210
you don't understand it yeah now i have no problem

00:55:41.210 --> 00:55:43.989
with reggae music i personally don't like it

00:55:43.989 --> 00:55:48.800
very much But the majority of reggae fans are

00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:52.920
so caught up in the virtue signaling, they want

00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:55.960
to be seen liking reggae because of the message,

00:55:56.139 --> 00:55:58.780
because of Bob Marley, because of the political

00:55:58.780 --> 00:56:01.820
oppression, that they can't separate the quality

00:56:01.820 --> 00:56:06.139
of the music from the message and the image around

00:56:06.139 --> 00:56:08.559
it. And then you have the fake snotty ones that

00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:11.159
jump on board. They're a whole other level. They

00:56:11.159 --> 00:56:13.199
think that they know reggae so well, and all

00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.860
they know is really a few songs. And they go,

00:56:15.940 --> 00:56:17.480
oh, this is so good. And it's like, well, who

00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:21.000
is it? I don't know. It's like, all right, then

00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:22.900
get out of here. And then they'll hear reggae

00:56:22.900 --> 00:56:25.360
influences on pop songs and think that that's

00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:31.539
criminal or cultural appropriation. They're stealing.

00:56:32.309 --> 00:56:35.809
Yeah, and reggae fans are usually the ones that

00:56:35.809 --> 00:56:38.570
tell me, oh, you just think you don't like reggae.

00:56:38.610 --> 00:56:41.090
If you heard the right songs, you'd like them.

00:56:41.269 --> 00:56:44.050
Really, you think I'm so brain -dead I can't

00:56:44.050 --> 00:56:46.070
even have my own opinion. You think I've never

00:56:46.070 --> 00:56:48.130
delved into it just a little bit to figure out

00:56:48.130 --> 00:56:49.849
whether I like it or not? Is that what you think?

00:56:50.070 --> 00:56:52.610
So this one guy said that. I said, oh, okay,

00:56:52.769 --> 00:56:55.170
well, in that case, I've got some satanic...

00:56:55.530 --> 00:56:58.269
child rape music. And you would love it if you

00:56:58.269 --> 00:57:01.250
just heard the right version of satanic child

00:57:01.250 --> 00:57:06.210
rape music, right? That's how stupid you sound,

00:57:06.289 --> 00:57:10.630
dude. Yep. But, you know, if you like reggae,

00:57:10.650 --> 00:57:13.510
fine. If you don't like reggae, fine. If you

00:57:13.510 --> 00:57:15.909
feel like you have to promote reggae to make

00:57:15.909 --> 00:57:18.389
yourself look like a good person, then screw

00:57:18.389 --> 00:57:24.170
you. Yeah, you're fake. Don't need you showing

00:57:24.170 --> 00:57:27.320
off about All the wonderful causes you believe

00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:30.880
in. Yeah. Do you really need my approval that

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:35.880
badly? No, that's pretty much what it is right

00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:38.840
there. Yeah. This next one you'll get, you're

00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:41.940
a drummer. Okay, and I could have said this about

00:57:41.940 --> 00:57:44.679
Krupa too, but he wasn't nearly as popular as

00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:48.239
Ginger Baker. Oh, Ginger Baker was such an asshole.

00:57:48.500 --> 00:57:53.340
Yeah, and so was his fans. Yes. No drummer did

00:57:53.340 --> 00:57:56.440
anything. Anything except Ginger Baker. Yeah.

00:57:56.579 --> 00:57:59.460
They all copied him. They're like Buddy Rich

00:57:59.460 --> 00:58:02.039
fans. Yes. They're like, nothing else counts,

00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:05.019
just Ginger Baker. He set the precedent for all

00:58:05.019 --> 00:58:08.599
drumming, modern day, old time, everything. Yeah,

00:58:08.619 --> 00:58:11.400
yeah. There are fans of the bass player Jaco

00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:13.980
Pastorius that are like that too. Yes. Oh, you

00:58:13.980 --> 00:58:16.400
don't like real jazz because Jaco Pastorius is

00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:18.599
real jazz. Yeah, and most of them can't even

00:58:18.599 --> 00:58:21.139
name the song he's on. No, and most of them don't

00:58:21.139 --> 00:58:23.099
realize that he got the shit beat out of him

00:58:23.099 --> 00:58:25.059
for mouthing off to somebody at a nightclub.

00:58:25.659 --> 00:58:28.099
Did he? That's how he died. They took him out

00:58:28.099 --> 00:58:30.860
to the alleyway out back and just beat him to

00:58:30.860 --> 00:58:33.579
death because he seemed such a prick. He had

00:58:33.579 --> 00:58:35.480
the habit of coming. I'd forgotten about that.

00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:37.340
He'd show up at a club where some other band

00:58:37.340 --> 00:58:39.239
was performing, and if he didn't think they were

00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:41.239
doing well enough, he would march up on stage

00:58:41.239 --> 00:58:43.940
and take the bass guitar away from the bass player

00:58:43.940 --> 00:58:45.860
and take over. No wonder he got beat to death.

00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:47.679
Did they ever catch the people, or did they care?

00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:49.400
I don't think they did. Yeah, they didn't care.

00:58:49.559 --> 00:58:52.679
Yeah. Wow. That's how much of a jerk that guy

00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:55.920
was. Excellent player. Phenomenal player. So

00:58:55.920 --> 00:59:01.460
creative. Totally awful human being. And also

00:59:01.460 --> 00:59:04.960
he was the nephew of Oscar. Oscar Pistorius was

00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:11.199
a nephew. Oh, the... The Blade Runner. I'm just

00:59:11.199 --> 00:59:13.260
going to keep it. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, go

00:59:13.260 --> 00:59:15.460
ahead. Jaco Pistorius did not deserve to get

00:59:15.460 --> 00:59:17.280
beaten to death. No, he didn't. No, we're not

00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:18.980
saying that, but we can see how it happened.

00:59:18.980 --> 00:59:21.420
But I can see how he put himself in a situation

00:59:21.420 --> 00:59:24.670
where that could happen. Oh, no. Looks like the

00:59:24.670 --> 00:59:27.710
show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea

00:59:27.710 --> 00:59:31.730
and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes.

00:59:31.869 --> 00:59:33.969
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.