WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.580 Hey, guess what? You just landed on the Sports 00:00:03.580 --> 00:00:14.480 Bastards. Sorry about your luck. Sports Bastards. 00:00:52.780 --> 00:00:54.659 Oh, I don't think anybody's ready for nine hours 00:00:54.659 --> 00:00:56.979 of this. Oh, okay. Well, I guess you're just 00:00:56.979 --> 00:00:58.740 going to have to use your power bank on something 00:00:58.740 --> 00:01:02.420 else. And good thing the power didn't go out 00:01:02.420 --> 00:01:04.760 last night because now you'd have about one hour. 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:07.079 Yeah, I would have had to be scrambling to recharge 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:13.980 it. Yes. Ow! Okay. Hot coffee burn baby. Oh, 00:01:14.019 --> 00:01:17.560 yeah, yeah, yeah. Having a rain man moment there. 00:01:18.859 --> 00:01:21.700 All right, so. Okay. I want to start off. Sports 00:01:21.700 --> 00:01:24.540 bastards. We didn't say that, did we? No, we 00:01:24.540 --> 00:01:27.920 didn't. Okay. Here we are 35 seconds in, and 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:31.340 we haven't still told how well. You know what? 00:01:32.099 --> 00:01:33.560 They're getting what they pay for, aren't they? 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:37.040 Exactly, yeah. You give people a free podcast, 00:01:37.299 --> 00:01:39.760 they take what they get. Yes, that's right. So 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:42.079 I'm going to start off with a Christmas Day triple 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.569 header. They have not announced the games. Just 00:01:45.569 --> 00:01:48.390 two day games on Netflix and one night game on 00:01:48.390 --> 00:01:52.129 Amazon Prime. Interesting. So they're essentially 00:01:52.129 --> 00:01:55.790 both on apps. Yeah. So like they're threatening 00:01:55.790 --> 00:01:59.730 to do. And like I said, I really do believe this 00:01:59.730 --> 00:02:01.969 is going to be true. They're spreading them out 00:02:01.969 --> 00:02:04.349 so far to where when they bring them all to one 00:02:04.349 --> 00:02:07.890 home, maybe NFL Network app or something. That's 00:02:07.890 --> 00:02:09.490 what I'm guessing. Yeah, or what's going to run 00:02:09.490 --> 00:02:11.150 to that. Well, you can get everything right here. 00:02:11.229 --> 00:02:14.599 Yeah. It makes sense because the NFL has been 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:18.099 selling the TV rights for the games to all these 00:02:18.099 --> 00:02:20.919 networks who are in turn making a profit on it. 00:02:21.020 --> 00:02:24.219 So the NFL has realized if we keep these games 00:02:24.219 --> 00:02:26.860 ourselves and broadcast them ourselves, we'll 00:02:26.860 --> 00:02:29.340 get that profit. Because if they can afford to 00:02:29.340 --> 00:02:32.520 pay us $50 million and still make a profit, we 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:35.740 will too. So the NFL network is setting itself 00:02:35.740 --> 00:02:40.069 up to become the home for all NFL games. And 00:02:40.069 --> 00:02:41.830 I believe that's probably what's going to happen 00:02:41.830 --> 00:02:43.930 is that right there. And then they can charge 00:02:43.930 --> 00:02:45.830 whatever they want for it per month, and people 00:02:45.830 --> 00:02:47.810 will pay it. Especially if you're gambling on 00:02:47.810 --> 00:02:49.189 the games, you're going to have to pay it so 00:02:49.189 --> 00:02:50.909 you can watch and make sure. And that's where 00:02:50.909 --> 00:02:54.009 the mobile phone comes in, the smartphone. And 00:02:54.009 --> 00:02:56.550 they have mentioned this several times about 00:02:56.550 --> 00:03:01.389 they want it easy to be phone accessible through 00:03:01.389 --> 00:03:05.030 apps. The reason that is is the guy with more 00:03:05.030 --> 00:03:07.509 than a rooting interest. He's, I don't know, 00:03:07.610 --> 00:03:10.909 camping. He goes, oh shit, hang on. I put $20 00:03:10.909 --> 00:03:14.409 down on the Vikings. Let's see what's going on 00:03:14.409 --> 00:03:16.550 there. Okay, I can watch. Oh, it's a fourth quarter. 00:03:16.770 --> 00:03:18.509 They're behind by three and they're driving. 00:03:18.729 --> 00:03:21.330 He puts on the game. He watches it because he 00:03:21.330 --> 00:03:23.669 has that money down on him. Yeah, I think that's 00:03:23.669 --> 00:03:25.789 going to be the driving force behind getting 00:03:25.789 --> 00:03:28.189 high -speed internet and cell phone coverage 00:03:28.189 --> 00:03:30.750 to the entire nation, including these remote 00:03:30.750 --> 00:03:33.169 and rural areas, because there's money to be 00:03:33.169 --> 00:03:36.240 made off of them. Remote areas of camping in 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:38.259 southern Missouri, I know people that go deer 00:03:38.259 --> 00:03:41.240 hunting every year. For a long time, you just 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:43.180 had to, you know, well, I hope they're okay, 00:03:43.379 --> 00:03:46.180 you know. You get a satellite phone, maybe that 00:03:46.180 --> 00:03:48.719 would work. Yeah, that would be it, satellite 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:50.599 phone, kind of like ship to shore out there. 00:03:50.780 --> 00:03:54.180 But what it is, is they can get phone service 00:03:54.180 --> 00:03:57.819 all through those deep woods now. It's a combination 00:03:57.819 --> 00:03:59.939 of there's money to be made off the people in 00:03:59.939 --> 00:04:02.430 the remote areas. Plus, there's tracking data 00:04:02.430 --> 00:04:06.030 together and cell based on those people. Yeah, 00:04:06.150 --> 00:04:08.009 because if you provide them cell phone service, 00:04:08.289 --> 00:04:11.169 you can track them constantly, and then somebody 00:04:11.169 --> 00:04:14.430 will pay you for that tracking data. Yeah. Money 00:04:14.430 --> 00:04:17.370 to be made. Yeah. So I'm saying people are out 00:04:17.370 --> 00:04:18.949 deer hunting, and they have a little bit of money 00:04:18.949 --> 00:04:21.389 on the game, so that's a win -win for them. Yeah. 00:04:21.550 --> 00:04:24.310 So NFL Network is positioning themselves really 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:28.430 well, I think. I'd be surprised if they let this 00:04:28.430 --> 00:04:30.449 opportunity get past them. But, yeah, I would 00:04:30.449 --> 00:04:33.569 say within the next three to five years, all 00:04:33.569 --> 00:04:36.730 the games will be on NFL, and you need the NFL 00:04:36.730 --> 00:04:39.290 app, and they're going to charge what they want 00:04:39.290 --> 00:04:42.589 to charge. Yeah, like business as usual, in other 00:04:42.589 --> 00:04:45.990 words. Yeah, yeah. All right. Next, the NFL owners 00:04:45.990 --> 00:04:47.990 have voted to align the regular season overtime 00:04:47.990 --> 00:04:50.810 rules more closely with the postseason overtime 00:04:50.810 --> 00:04:53.129 rules. I'd heard about that one, yeah. Yeah. 00:04:54.910 --> 00:04:57.310 The overtime rules in the postseason, the period 00:04:57.310 --> 00:04:59.430 is 15 minutes long, and both teams are guaranteed 00:04:59.430 --> 00:05:02.129 a possession. Yeah. Even if a team gets the ball 00:05:02.129 --> 00:05:05.170 first and scores a touchdown. Yeah. So what happened 00:05:05.170 --> 00:05:09.250 in the Super Bowl two years ago won't happen 00:05:09.250 --> 00:05:12.889 again. Yep. So. You keep making these rules to 00:05:12.889 --> 00:05:16.910 make it harder for the Chiefs to win. Yes. They 00:05:16.910 --> 00:05:19.750 are picking on the Eagles this time with the, 00:05:19.810 --> 00:05:22.790 what is it? Tush push, but they tabled it. Yeah, 00:05:22.970 --> 00:05:25.430 the butt blast. They tabled it. Yeah, the ass 00:05:25.430 --> 00:05:28.870 dozer. The ass dozer. Well, I'll tell you one 00:05:28.870 --> 00:05:31.129 thing is, if they outlaw it, they're going to 00:05:31.129 --> 00:05:33.589 cleverly figure out ways around it. True. And 00:05:33.589 --> 00:05:36.589 get people hurt. But what I think other teams 00:05:36.589 --> 00:05:39.870 should do, under the current rules, each team 00:05:39.870 --> 00:05:42.089 needs to hire somebody who's about five feet 00:05:42.089 --> 00:05:44.970 tall and weighs 75 pounds. Yes. And list them 00:05:44.970 --> 00:05:48.779 as an eligible number. Yeah. So he can line up 00:05:48.779 --> 00:05:51.120 under center, receive the snap, and then three 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:53.740 big guys pick him up and throw him over the line 00:05:53.740 --> 00:05:55.819 of scrimmage. I love that idea. That is perfectly 00:05:55.819 --> 00:05:58.579 legal under today's rules. Yeah. Why aren't they 00:05:58.579 --> 00:06:00.500 doing it yet? Well, you're going to see a rule 00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:04.220 change next year. Yeah. Remember when Major League 00:06:04.220 --> 00:06:07.850 Baseball, one team signed a little person? whose 00:06:07.850 --> 00:06:10.449 strike zone was so tiny that he got walked every 00:06:10.449 --> 00:06:13.230 time. The very next year they changed the strike 00:06:13.230 --> 00:06:15.449 zone to be no matter how tall or short you are, 00:06:15.529 --> 00:06:17.470 this is the strike zone. This is the strike zone 00:06:17.470 --> 00:06:20.029 between your, what is it, between the top of 00:06:20.029 --> 00:06:22.370 your, hey, you know what, that's baseball, who 00:06:22.370 --> 00:06:25.069 cares. Yeah, but it's interesting how many rules 00:06:25.069 --> 00:06:28.290 are in place to stop teams from cheating. Yeah. 00:06:28.350 --> 00:06:30.810 Not to prevent them, to stop them in the first 00:06:30.810 --> 00:06:33.170 place. Can you imagine the little people? I mean, 00:06:33.170 --> 00:06:34.670 they're already pissed off about everything. 00:06:35.209 --> 00:06:37.110 you do that in football oh my gosh they'll be 00:06:37.110 --> 00:06:39.149 picketing games they'll be out there think of 00:06:39.149 --> 00:06:41.709 all the actors who are also little people who 00:06:41.709 --> 00:06:43.970 got shut out of the snow white movie in favor 00:06:43.970 --> 00:06:47.529 of cgi you know i know yeah yeah well you know 00:06:47.529 --> 00:06:50.490 there's a fire at the epcot center it got better 00:06:50.490 --> 00:06:53.029 it got better numbers than the snow white movie 00:06:53.029 --> 00:06:57.389 so yeah i haven't really looked at anything about 00:06:57.389 --> 00:06:59.610 the snow white movie because right now youtube 00:06:59.610 --> 00:07:02.420 is just sending me fake videos about whatever 00:07:02.420 --> 00:07:04.540 it thinks I'm interested in. Oh, no, it was a 00:07:04.540 --> 00:07:06.699 complete, complete flop. That's what I figured, 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:09.000 but, you know, YouTube is at this point is trying 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:10.779 to tell me what it thinks I want to hear, so 00:07:10.779 --> 00:07:12.500 I'll click on the video and watch it. You know, 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:14.399 Hollywood's too busy trying to teach everybody 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:17.779 a lesson. Nobody wants that. Yeah, it's really 00:07:17.779 --> 00:07:20.839 weird for such an industry that is so obsessed 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:24.350 with making money and staying on top. they still 00:07:24.350 --> 00:07:27.329 feel like they can throw in some material that 00:07:27.329 --> 00:07:30.310 maybe not everybody wants to see or is willing 00:07:30.310 --> 00:07:33.209 to pay for. Yeah, I pay for a movie. They're 00:07:33.209 --> 00:07:35.430 not making strictly business decisions, are they? 00:07:35.470 --> 00:07:37.889 No, and I'm not saying I agree with it or not 00:07:37.889 --> 00:07:40.310 or anything like that. What I'm saying is I want 00:07:40.310 --> 00:07:43.110 a movie if I pay for a movie. I don't want it 00:07:43.110 --> 00:07:45.810 skewed one way or another to try to teach me 00:07:45.810 --> 00:07:50.160 something or to point out something. Yeah. Think 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:52.339 of a band you like, and if their next album comes 00:07:52.339 --> 00:07:56.160 out and it's all a discussion of French literature 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:58.560 from the 1800s. You're not going to buy it. No. 00:07:58.560 --> 00:07:59.899 You're going to be like, yeah, that's cool. And 00:07:59.899 --> 00:08:02.519 that's a perfectly valid subject, but I don't 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:05.069 want to pay for to hear it. So that's what people 00:08:05.069 --> 00:08:06.730 are saying about any movie they don't want to 00:08:06.730 --> 00:08:08.610 see is like, yeah, I'm not interested in that, 00:08:08.649 --> 00:08:11.129 and I'm voting with my money. Yeah, and that's 00:08:11.129 --> 00:08:12.889 what's been going on a lot, how a lot of these 00:08:12.889 --> 00:08:14.670 movies have been flopping because they throw 00:08:14.670 --> 00:08:16.370 their own twist on it, and people are like, that's 00:08:16.370 --> 00:08:18.389 not how I remember it. Yeah, and then the worst 00:08:18.389 --> 00:08:20.470 thing they can do is start blaming the public 00:08:20.470 --> 00:08:22.649 for being racist or bigoted or stupid. And that's 00:08:22.649 --> 00:08:26.050 been going on too. Yeah, and that always works. 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:28.300 Really poorly, doesn't it? Yes, it's like I'm 00:08:28.300 --> 00:08:30.259 none of the above, and I don't appreciate the 00:08:30.259 --> 00:08:32.539 accusation, and that's going to make me even 00:08:32.539 --> 00:08:36.019 stay away from you guys further. Okay, so both 00:08:36.019 --> 00:08:38.559 teams are guaranteed a possession. So under last 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:41.500 year's rule, the touchback is so – okay, but 00:08:41.500 --> 00:08:43.100 that's no longer the case. So that's going to 00:08:43.100 --> 00:08:45.899 be like another – the way I read this and the 00:08:45.899 --> 00:08:48.179 way I read it is it's going to be another quarter. 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:54.250 Yeah, a full quarter. Yeah, and that's it. Under 00:08:54.250 --> 00:08:56.769 last year's rule, the touchback was at the 30 00:08:56.769 --> 00:09:00.610 -yard line. Now it's at the 35 -yard line. Oh. 00:09:01.049 --> 00:09:04.570 Yeah, so you're going to see more scoring. That's 00:09:04.570 --> 00:09:06.970 interesting because I had read something about 00:09:06.970 --> 00:09:09.330 them wanting to change that because so many teams 00:09:09.330 --> 00:09:11.429 were opting for the touchback because it was 00:09:11.429 --> 00:09:13.490 good field position that it became a dead play 00:09:13.490 --> 00:09:15.490 again. This is going to make it worse. I know. 00:09:15.529 --> 00:09:17.370 Who's going to pay attention to kickoff when 00:09:17.370 --> 00:09:19.169 it's, you know, they kick the ball, they fair 00:09:19.169 --> 00:09:21.350 catch, and they spot it at the 35, and now we 00:09:21.350 --> 00:09:22.950 go to commercial again. I think they figured 00:09:22.950 --> 00:09:25.250 out that a lot of people like scoring. Yeah, 00:09:25.309 --> 00:09:27.750 that's true. So, I mean, I think that's what 00:09:27.750 --> 00:09:31.149 it is. And they'll tweak it again, too. And then 00:09:31.149 --> 00:09:33.309 the other big rule is now the footballs are going 00:09:33.309 --> 00:09:36.029 to contain a computer chip, and they will tell 00:09:36.029 --> 00:09:37.970 you exactly where the football is so there's 00:09:37.970 --> 00:09:40.490 no more whining. Yeah. And we know who they are. 00:09:41.250 --> 00:09:46.039 Yes. We got that guy. They didn't spot the ball 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:48.659 right. Yeah, and that's such the easiest thing 00:09:48.659 --> 00:09:50.919 to say, too. And like it's the first time that's 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:52.919 ever happened in the history of pro football. 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:55.600 I know. Amazing. Yeah, I like the human element, 00:09:55.700 --> 00:09:58.159 you know. So, all right, they missed one. But 00:09:58.159 --> 00:09:59.799 I'm not even saying they missed one. I don't 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:02.059 think they missed that one against the Bills. 00:10:02.299 --> 00:10:05.200 There was no clear -cut evidence showing that 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:07.659 Josh Allen was over the line. No clear -cut. 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.179 It has to be clear -cut. Yeah, if you've watched 00:10:10.179 --> 00:10:13.039 TV for like, I don't know, any portion of your 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:16.000 life, you realize that camera angle tells everything. 00:10:16.340 --> 00:10:19.320 Yes. If they show this camera angle, and you're 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:20.980 like, oh my God, it was over the line. Then they 00:10:20.980 --> 00:10:22.980 show that camera angle, oh, it's not over the 00:10:22.980 --> 00:10:24.759 line. It's just whichever angle they want to 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:29.340 show you. Yeah, yeah. And so the whole thing 00:10:29.340 --> 00:10:32.039 about, oh, they ripped us off, is not valid. 00:10:32.509 --> 00:10:34.730 Because there's no way it could be proven and 00:10:34.730 --> 00:10:37.149 it's always been like this and always will be 00:10:37.149 --> 00:10:39.710 like that. If you cannot prove it, it can't be 00:10:39.710 --> 00:10:42.029 overturned. It's got to be clear -cut evidence 00:10:42.029 --> 00:10:44.669 that that's what happened like a fumble. They 00:10:44.669 --> 00:10:46.629 have to have clear -cut evidence that the guy's 00:10:46.629 --> 00:10:49.450 knee wasn't down. And if there's a bunch of bodies 00:10:49.450 --> 00:10:52.269 in there and they couldn't tell, then they can't 00:10:52.269 --> 00:10:54.519 rule it. And like, who recovered the fumble? 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:57.139 It changes hands Langer 10 times when all these 00:10:57.139 --> 00:10:59.220 bodies are piled on top of each other. They can't 00:10:59.220 --> 00:11:01.559 tell. They do their best guess. Yeah, they can't 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:03.480 tell. They do their best guess. And that's it. 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:07.500 And that's part of the game. And if you don't 00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:09.440 like it, I mean, that's just too damn bad, you 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:11.620 know? Yeah, if you remove all that human element, 00:11:11.700 --> 00:11:13.480 you might as well just have the game simulated 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:17.899 on a video game console. Yeah. Why not? Why not? 00:11:18.019 --> 00:11:22.110 Yeah. So these people that are asking for something 00:11:22.110 --> 00:11:24.730 different, it doesn't matter because when they 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:28.710 get jabbed by the new rule, then they're going 00:11:28.710 --> 00:11:31.629 to bitch about it again and go, well, okay, so 00:11:31.629 --> 00:11:34.090 what happens is we're going to have that extra 00:11:34.090 --> 00:11:36.029 quarter and then someone's going to get stiffed 00:11:36.029 --> 00:11:37.350 by it and then they're going to want to go back 00:11:37.350 --> 00:11:39.470 to the other way and go, well, how come we can't 00:11:39.470 --> 00:11:41.230 go back? We would have won this because we scored 00:11:41.230 --> 00:11:43.450 the touchdown first. That's not what you said 00:11:43.450 --> 00:11:45.409 last year. Well, see, that's the brilliant thing 00:11:45.409 --> 00:11:48.049 about the NFL. They can change their rules every 00:11:48.049 --> 00:11:50.639 year if they want to. They decide this year we're 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:52.460 going to have the rules favoring this type of 00:11:52.460 --> 00:11:55.059 offense and this type of game play. And then 00:11:55.059 --> 00:11:56.600 the next year they're like, eh, let's change 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:59.120 it to something else. Yeah, yes. They're under 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:02.419 no obligation to keep the rules consistent. I 00:12:02.419 --> 00:12:05.820 find it funny that every one of these rules are 00:12:05.820 --> 00:12:08.120 a direct result of Mahomes beating somebody. 00:12:10.299 --> 00:12:12.820 That is kind of a recurring theme, isn't it? 00:12:14.889 --> 00:12:17.730 And then the good old people that can't handle 00:12:17.730 --> 00:12:22.230 a dynasty in the Midwest. They cheated. The refs 00:12:22.230 --> 00:12:25.129 are always on their side. You're full of shit. 00:12:25.149 --> 00:12:28.070 I never heard the league office once complain 00:12:28.070 --> 00:12:30.610 about the referee's calls. I never heard the 00:12:30.610 --> 00:12:34.210 gambling institution in Vegas and Atlantic City 00:12:34.210 --> 00:12:36.809 complaining. And if things were being fixed or 00:12:36.809 --> 00:12:39.350 thrown, don't you think the bookies would know 00:12:39.350 --> 00:12:41.870 or object? if it wasn't going in their favor? 00:12:42.009 --> 00:12:44.429 Oh, gosh, yeah. No, the whole thing is just ridiculous. 00:12:44.470 --> 00:12:47.370 Yeah. I mean, the general public is saying, this 00:12:47.370 --> 00:12:49.350 is wrong, this is fixed. The people actually 00:12:49.350 --> 00:12:51.389 doing it are just twiddling their thumbs and 00:12:51.389 --> 00:12:53.889 raking in the money. Yeah, and I think you said 00:12:53.889 --> 00:12:55.289 it first. It's not broken. It's working exactly 00:12:55.289 --> 00:12:58.230 how they designed it to work. I think you're 00:12:58.230 --> 00:12:59.789 the one that said this first, and it makes so 00:12:59.789 --> 00:13:04.889 much sense. Yeah. Okay. All 32 teams. Okay, we're 00:13:04.889 --> 00:13:06.590 going to have the Chiefs win for the next 10 00:13:06.590 --> 00:13:08.509 years. Yeah, we're all just going to give up 00:13:08.509 --> 00:13:10.929 and roll over and let the Chiefs beat us. That 00:13:10.929 --> 00:13:14.429 sounds like a great idea. 31 other competitive, 00:13:14.750 --> 00:13:17.669 highly motivated business owners or business 00:13:17.669 --> 00:13:19.690 owning groups, they're just going to roll over 00:13:19.690 --> 00:13:21.629 and let the league tell them to let the Chiefs 00:13:21.629 --> 00:13:23.730 win? Yeah. I don't think so. No, I don't think 00:13:23.730 --> 00:13:27.809 so either. So, okay, so it's like always, you 00:13:27.809 --> 00:13:31.830 know, losers, weepers. Yeah, people look for 00:13:31.830 --> 00:13:34.769 a reason for something that happened that makes 00:13:34.769 --> 00:13:38.070 it not their fault. Yeah, yes. And also another 00:13:38.070 --> 00:13:42.110 thing is, it's great talk. It's great fucking 00:13:42.110 --> 00:13:45.269 water bottle talk. And it's great for the radio, 00:13:45.470 --> 00:13:48.110 for internet shows, for podcasts, to keep stirring 00:13:48.110 --> 00:13:52.250 up this type of controversy and concern about 00:13:52.250 --> 00:13:54.830 it. It makes money. In sports radio, it used 00:13:54.830 --> 00:13:58.509 to be the Pete Rose rule. So you don't have anything 00:13:58.509 --> 00:14:01.830 going on. It's dead. You just start up the, should 00:14:01.830 --> 00:14:03.509 Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame? Then you get 00:14:03.509 --> 00:14:06.570 500 calls. Yeah, you bring that one up during 00:14:06.570 --> 00:14:11.610 ratings week. Yes, and that is something nobody 00:14:11.610 --> 00:14:13.970 really gives a fuck about, but everybody has 00:14:13.970 --> 00:14:17.029 an opinion on it. Do you remember the early days 00:14:17.029 --> 00:14:20.570 of call -in radio when people first started getting 00:14:20.570 --> 00:14:24.289 cell phones? Yeah. They would prioritize those 00:14:24.289 --> 00:14:27.029 calls on the radio. Yes. And they would announce 00:14:27.029 --> 00:14:29.309 to you, this is so -and -so calling in on a cellular 00:14:29.309 --> 00:14:33.049 phone. Yes. And the excuse they gave was, well, 00:14:33.129 --> 00:14:34.889 they're paying for their minutes, so we'll try 00:14:34.889 --> 00:14:38.129 to get them on faster. The reality was, is the 00:14:38.129 --> 00:14:40.470 cell phone industry, their advocacy group, was 00:14:40.470 --> 00:14:43.169 paying the radio stations to promote... cell 00:14:43.169 --> 00:14:46.590 phone ownership as fun and cool and a thing you 00:14:46.590 --> 00:14:48.909 want to do. Yeah, look, you can be driving down 00:14:48.909 --> 00:14:51.570 the road and calling and bitch at me. So I'm 00:14:51.570 --> 00:14:53.789 remembering all those times where they said, 00:14:53.870 --> 00:14:56.750 here's Bill from Topeka calling in on a cell 00:14:56.750 --> 00:14:59.629 phone. They were getting paid for every single 00:14:59.629 --> 00:15:02.210 time they did that. I remember Don Fortune doing 00:15:02.210 --> 00:15:05.809 that a lot. Yeah. So it's important also to realize 00:15:05.809 --> 00:15:08.250 that the advertising is everywhere. It's not 00:15:08.250 --> 00:15:10.769 just during the commercial breaks. It's everywhere. 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.720 They could throw away the commercial breaks and 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:16.399 still make a shit ton off of advertising with 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:21.159 everything. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. Keep 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:23.879 that in mind when paying for your streaming service. 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:29.519 Yes. Yes. Well, all right. I'm in a cranky mood 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:31.639 today. I apologize to all our listeners. I'm 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:33.179 kind of cranky. I'm going to try to turn it around. 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:36.919 Well, I mean, getting woke up by thunderstorms 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:39.059 and all that stuff doesn't help. It doesn't lend 00:15:39.059 --> 00:15:42.820 to it. Yeah. Day two of a migraine. Oh, really? 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:46.840 Yeah. I'm on my medication, so I'm feeling okay 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:49.700 now. You're okay? Okay. It still kind of weirds 00:15:49.700 --> 00:15:52.960 me out. Okay. All right. That's cool. Well, and 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:57.700 also the doom and gloom of the, you know, oh, 00:15:57.779 --> 00:16:00.340 no, no. We got conditions favorable for tornadoes 00:16:00.340 --> 00:16:04.740 at four in the morning. Nice. Nice. Thanks. Yeah. 00:16:05.430 --> 00:16:08.590 So, yeah, I'm going to go to sleep and feel really 00:16:08.590 --> 00:16:11.690 good when I go to sleep now. Thanks. Oh, and 00:16:11.690 --> 00:16:13.429 besides that, if you don't get nailed by a tornado, 00:16:13.509 --> 00:16:15.549 you've got large hail and damaging winds. Yeah. 00:16:15.669 --> 00:16:17.970 Maybe even baseball size. So enjoy. Have a good 00:16:17.970 --> 00:16:20.970 night. What's that Metallica song, Now I Lay 00:16:20.970 --> 00:16:23.470 Me Down to Sleep? Yeah. I pray the Lord my soul 00:16:23.470 --> 00:16:29.070 to keep. A little baby don't say a word. Inner 00:16:29.070 --> 00:16:32.070 Sandman. Inner Sandman, yep. I just heard that 00:16:32.070 --> 00:16:35.230 the other day. Yeah. That would have been a hell 00:16:35.230 --> 00:16:37.470 of a way to do your nighttime prayers, just whip 00:16:37.470 --> 00:16:40.629 out a guitar and start jamming. Hush little baby, 00:16:40.870 --> 00:16:44.070 don't say a word. And that baby will be in therapy 00:16:44.070 --> 00:16:48.809 the rest of its life. Sports show, that's right, 00:16:48.870 --> 00:16:51.490 sports show. Yeah, it's all right. We'll get 00:16:51.490 --> 00:16:54.029 to the music creeds later. Yeah, yeah. But, you 00:16:54.029 --> 00:16:57.090 know, I mean, obviously, you know, it doesn't, 00:16:57.110 --> 00:16:59.429 the downloads are about the same as the rest 00:16:59.429 --> 00:17:01.330 of them. That's good. Evidently, they must not 00:17:01.330 --> 00:17:04.529 care. Yeah. Either that or they put it on to 00:17:04.529 --> 00:17:06.670 go to sleep. Yeah. Or it's the same group of 00:17:06.670 --> 00:17:09.430 people who can't get to their phone to turn it 00:17:09.430 --> 00:17:11.930 off. Yeah. Somebody turned it on to make them 00:17:11.930 --> 00:17:15.049 sad. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, man, I sure wish 00:17:15.049 --> 00:17:17.670 I could get to that phone. I don't want to hear 00:17:17.670 --> 00:17:24.690 it anymore. We give. We give. Okay. Ten cent 00:17:24.690 --> 00:17:31.400 raise. Just turn that shit off. All right. Well, 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:33.660 do you want to do some more report cards? Yeah, 00:17:33.660 --> 00:17:36.440 sure. All right. Topher, I'll let you begin. 00:17:36.740 --> 00:17:39.420 All right. Well, we all remember what fun the 00:17:39.420 --> 00:17:43.140 New York Jets were last year. We're both a mess. 00:17:43.460 --> 00:17:47.420 Oh, yeah. And then, is he going to Pittsburgh 00:17:47.420 --> 00:17:49.480 or not? Oh, yeah. I wanted to talk about that. 00:17:49.539 --> 00:17:53.660 You know, Aaron Rodgers is doing the coy gimmick 00:17:53.660 --> 00:17:58.119 again. Well, I may retire. I don't know. Maybe 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:00.779 I'll stay. Trying to raise his price and get 00:18:00.779 --> 00:18:03.359 his perks. Yeah, and I don't think that's happening 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:05.680 this time. I don't think so. I think people got, 00:18:05.819 --> 00:18:07.500 in the past two years, they've gotten an idea 00:18:07.500 --> 00:18:10.039 of what Aaron Rodgers can do for a team. Not 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:12.720 as much as you're going to have to pay for. Yeah. 00:18:13.299 --> 00:18:16.240 He's kind of Russell Wilson. It's kind of like, 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:19.039 hmm, I don't know if he's worth the money. Yeah. 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:24.140 Yeah, so. Well, I. I got a cut off here of the 00:18:24.140 --> 00:18:25.900 treatment of families, but I think it was about 00:18:25.900 --> 00:18:29.220 a B. You know what? Make it up. It's fine. No 00:18:29.220 --> 00:18:30.539 one knows. Because they said it was all right. 00:18:31.059 --> 00:18:36.220 Okay. They got a B plus in nutrition and diet, 00:18:36.380 --> 00:18:39.420 a B in strength coaches, and a B in head coach. 00:18:40.519 --> 00:18:45.170 Everything else was a C or lower. Okay. So, food 00:18:45.170 --> 00:18:47.849 and dining area was a D minus last year. They 00:18:47.849 --> 00:18:50.289 brought it up to a C minus this year. Oh, God 00:18:50.289 --> 00:18:54.029 bless them. The players rate the taste of the 00:18:54.029 --> 00:18:57.009 team's food at 6 .8 out of 10. That's not very 00:18:57.009 --> 00:19:00.930 good. Freshness at 7 .5 out of 10. That's better. 00:19:01.069 --> 00:19:02.789 So, you know they're getting some mushy grapes 00:19:02.789 --> 00:19:06.329 and brown bananas. They rate their dining areas 00:19:06.329 --> 00:19:10.930 a 7 .28 out of 10, making them 27 out of 32 teams. 00:19:11.089 --> 00:19:14.650 I believe that. Nutrition and dietitian are okay. 00:19:15.349 --> 00:19:20.009 Locker room, D+. Most of that's Aaron Rodgers. 00:19:20.130 --> 00:19:23.730 Yeah. It's amazing. The two teams with the New 00:19:23.730 --> 00:19:28.789 York franchise in their name are crap. And they're 00:19:28.789 --> 00:19:31.029 crap organizations, and they have crap facilities. 00:19:31.289 --> 00:19:33.900 This is New York. I guess nobody really cares 00:19:33.900 --> 00:19:35.880 that much anymore. There's just so many other 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.019 things to do. Like the Los Angeles, there's always 00:19:38.019 --> 00:19:40.400 something else to do. Yeah, and I think that 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.940 is part of the deal why the NFL probably doesn't 00:19:43.940 --> 00:19:46.440 necessarily care as much as they used to. That 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:49.920 they realize that these other teams are actually 00:19:49.920 --> 00:19:54.099 garnering the underdog status, and they like 00:19:54.099 --> 00:19:58.140 that. Well, 73 % of the players feel they have 00:19:58.140 --> 00:20:00.549 enough room in their individual lockers. So that 00:20:00.549 --> 00:20:06.109 means 17 % or 27 % think they don't. 28 % feel 00:20:06.109 --> 00:20:09.329 their locker room size itself is too small. Okay. 00:20:10.009 --> 00:20:15.589 The training room got a C. Their rankings were 00:20:15.589 --> 00:20:19.150 75 % to 80 % on hot tub space, cold tub space, 00:20:19.529 --> 00:20:21.549 full -time physical therapist. So they're like, 00:20:21.549 --> 00:20:26.670 neat. Training staff is a C. They feel that the 00:20:26.670 --> 00:20:28.869 training staff only slightly contributes to their 00:20:28.869 --> 00:20:33.519 success. And only 74 % of the players feel they 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:36.420 get enough one -on -one action. Or attention, 00:20:36.660 --> 00:20:41.059 I say, action. I know what you're saying. Weight 00:20:41.059 --> 00:20:45.400 room is a C+. The equipment quality is okay, 00:20:45.500 --> 00:20:47.859 but the weight room itself is way too small. 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:54.619 Strength coach has got a B. Team travel has got 00:20:54.619 --> 00:20:58.900 a C+. 84 % of the players say they have enough 00:20:58.900 --> 00:21:03.430 room. But pretty much most of the players said, 00:21:03.509 --> 00:21:06.049 our schedule's not efficient. They leave at bad 00:21:06.049 --> 00:21:11.630 times. They arrive at bad times. Let's go into 00:21:11.630 --> 00:21:14.390 that just a second. Do you think that they're 00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:17.150 buying cheaper flights? Yeah. That's what it 00:21:17.150 --> 00:21:19.869 is. I think that for a lot of these team charters, 00:21:19.910 --> 00:21:23.109 some teams own their own plane. Other teams will 00:21:23.109 --> 00:21:26.710 charter a plane. But I think in a lot of the 00:21:26.710 --> 00:21:29.150 cases, they tell the airlines whose facilities 00:21:29.150 --> 00:21:33.690 they're using, work us in whenever, just charge 00:21:33.690 --> 00:21:35.970 us less money per week to park our plane here 00:21:35.970 --> 00:21:38.809 and service it. So if you've got five flights 00:21:38.809 --> 00:21:41.230 that need to go out, you can push us to the back 00:21:41.230 --> 00:21:42.930 of the line. We don't care as long as we get 00:21:42.930 --> 00:21:45.430 the cheaper rate. That's what teams are doing, 00:21:45.490 --> 00:21:47.430 and the players are having to sit around for 00:21:47.430 --> 00:21:49.950 hours waiting for their plane to take off. Because 00:21:49.950 --> 00:21:51.849 once they close the doors and push it back from 00:21:51.849 --> 00:21:54.960 the gate, You're not getting off. No. Not unless 00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:57.500 that plane's on fire. They are not letting you 00:21:57.500 --> 00:22:00.220 off. So you're hostage there for five, six, seven 00:22:00.220 --> 00:22:03.420 hours waiting for clearance to take off. I think 00:22:03.420 --> 00:22:05.079 that's part of what they're talking about of 00:22:05.079 --> 00:22:07.940 inefficient travel. Oh, yeah. Okay. That would 00:22:07.940 --> 00:22:11.200 make sense. I was a hostage on a plane before, 00:22:11.259 --> 00:22:17.460 too, trying to leave DFW. And there was hailstorms 00:22:17.460 --> 00:22:21.690 all around us. Oh. And I'm like, oh, okay, they're 00:22:21.690 --> 00:22:23.930 going to let us back in the airport. No. No. 00:22:26.049 --> 00:22:27.990 They'll make you sit there until the toilets 00:22:27.990 --> 00:22:30.109 overflow and run down the aisles and they won't 00:22:30.109 --> 00:22:31.809 push you back to the gate to let you off. No, 00:22:31.930 --> 00:22:34.009 I know. And we were there for over two hours 00:22:34.009 --> 00:22:36.009 just sitting there. And then when all the weather 00:22:36.009 --> 00:22:39.099 calmed down. Okay, we can go now. I'm like, well, 00:22:39.140 --> 00:22:40.779 I guess I never, you know, I was like thinking, 00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:44.400 oh, I'll get to buy a pizza, get a Coke. Well, 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:46.700 see, the big thing is if they don't let you off 00:22:46.700 --> 00:22:49.039 the plane, they don't have to refund your money. 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:51.380 They don't have to give you a voucher. They don't 00:22:51.380 --> 00:22:53.819 have to do anything. If they take you back and 00:22:53.819 --> 00:22:56.740 let you off the plane, now they got to pay. So 00:22:56.740 --> 00:22:58.960 as long as they keep you on that plane, they 00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:00.799 don't have to spend another penny on you. That 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:03.200 makes sense. That's why they do it. Okay. You 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:05.200 know, we've always heard these airlines are operating 00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.759 on like a. Razor thin profit margin. Well, this 00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:10.819 is part of the way they stay profitable is once 00:23:10.819 --> 00:23:13.200 they have your money, they do everything possible 00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:15.119 to make sure they never have to give any of it 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.380 back. Yeah. Or give you any perks for the inconvenience. 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.099 That's why you're a prisoner on the airplane. 00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.359 Yeah. And you know what? I mean, look, I mean, 00:23:23.420 --> 00:23:26.160 I want safe flights above anything. So that's 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:28.220 what it takes and that's what it takes, you know. 00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:30.319 They need that extra money for a little bit more 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:32.880 safety. Okay. It's kind of like the school districts 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:35.859 that won't call a snow day because if the students 00:23:35.859 --> 00:23:37.599 aren't physically there in the building, they 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:39.539 don't get paid by the federal government for 00:23:39.539 --> 00:23:42.720 that day. Yeah. So they won't call a snow day 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.640 because they need the money. Yeah, that's right. 00:23:44.779 --> 00:23:48.359 Yeah. Okay. That's how things work. Yeah. Okay. 00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:54.529 New York Jets. Owner got an F. You figured, Woody 00:23:54.529 --> 00:23:59.369 Johnson. Moron. Aptly named Johnson. Yes. Letting 00:23:59.369 --> 00:24:01.829 his teenage sons run the team for him because 00:24:01.829 --> 00:24:04.349 of what they see on Madden football and read 00:24:04.349 --> 00:24:08.029 on social media. Normally a story like that is 00:24:08.029 --> 00:24:11.809 a fringe story. Not now. You spend billions on 00:24:11.809 --> 00:24:14.650 a team and you let your kids run it on their 00:24:14.650 --> 00:24:17.589 whim. Yeah. Whatever the hell, man. I don't care. 00:24:18.059 --> 00:24:20.940 I trust you guys. Go ahead. Oh, that player wasn't 00:24:20.940 --> 00:24:23.039 so good in Madden football? Well, we won't sign 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:26.140 him in real life then. Forget it. We all know 00:24:26.140 --> 00:24:28.980 Madden football is so reliable. Yeah, that's 00:24:28.980 --> 00:24:32.000 why when the head coach was fired last year, 00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.460 he said, literally, I'm taking orders from teenagers. 00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:37.319 I remember that. Uh -huh. He was dead serious 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:40.359 about it. Anyway, okay, so Woody Johnson gets 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:44.519 a rating of 5 .58 out of 10, ranking him dead 00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:47.670 last. I believe it. That's perceived willingness 00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:51.250 to invest in the facilities. Yeah, I believe 00:24:51.250 --> 00:24:55.230 that. And you know how players feel. They all 00:24:55.230 --> 00:24:57.670 slightly contribute, somewhat contribute to a 00:24:57.670 --> 00:25:00.190 winning attitude or positive team. The players 00:25:00.190 --> 00:25:03.809 feel that Johnson does not contribute to a winning 00:25:03.809 --> 00:25:06.170 attitude and a positive culture. Just flat out 00:25:06.170 --> 00:25:09.210 doesn't. There's no maybe, a little bit, sort 00:25:09.210 --> 00:25:11.609 of. No, they're just dead flat out. So this guy's 00:25:11.609 --> 00:25:17.220 nothing. I got to say, I get it. All the stuff 00:25:17.220 --> 00:25:22.420 that came out, yes. And only enough players agreed 00:25:22.420 --> 00:25:25.200 that he was somewhat committed to building a 00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:27.920 competitive team to only getting him a rank of 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:32.559 31 out of 32 teams. Wow. Yeah. Okay. It's amazing 00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:34.819 how the league office just lets this happen. 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:36.940 They're like, eh, we don't care. No, I know. 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:39.720 Run this New York franchise into the ground. 00:25:40.039 --> 00:25:42.619 If their overall profits are good, then I think 00:25:42.619 --> 00:25:45.079 a lot of it just gets overlooked anyhow. So their 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.819 overall profits are really good. I'm just imagining 00:25:47.819 --> 00:25:50.480 a team in New York that is doing well and everybody 00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:53.759 is enjoying and they sell about three to five 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:57.079 million jerseys. Yeah. Why wouldn't you want 00:25:57.079 --> 00:25:59.859 to? Why are you letting the Giants and the Jets 00:25:59.859 --> 00:26:04.299 just kind of. muddle around and get by. Yeah. 00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:07.579 I don't know. Yeah. Well, there's things they're 00:26:07.579 --> 00:26:10.259 not telling us. Oh, well, yeah. Look, I mean, 00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:12.900 like I said, the overall profit is really good. 00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:15.160 So a lot of this stuff is they're going to consider 00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:22.380 ancillary, secondary. You know, it's kind of 00:26:22.380 --> 00:26:24.460 like, well, look at this business model. It's 00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:27.140 working, obviously. So we're not going to really 00:26:27.140 --> 00:26:29.589 stress about that too well. That's something 00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:31.470 that the players will have to take up with their 00:26:31.470 --> 00:26:36.029 owners, you know. Yeah. All right. I have the 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:40.289 Bears. Go Bears. But they're surprisingly in 00:26:40.289 --> 00:26:42.470 the middle. They're number 14 overall ranking. 00:26:43.569 --> 00:26:48.769 And, you know, I mean, the Bears is kind of like 00:26:48.769 --> 00:26:51.470 a combination, and this is not this right here 00:26:51.470 --> 00:26:55.230 related, but there's a combination of the wrong 00:26:55.230 --> 00:27:00.109 management with wrong draft picks. Now they may 00:27:00.109 --> 00:27:02.349 have a right draft pick, and they may have the 00:27:02.349 --> 00:27:04.869 right management, but we don't know because who 00:27:04.869 --> 00:27:07.609 they got in, we'll have to wait and see. But 00:27:07.609 --> 00:27:09.869 at least they're trying. They got Eric Biennemi 00:27:09.869 --> 00:27:13.829 in there, who is used to a winning team. I mean, 00:27:13.829 --> 00:27:15.390 the last couple of years, no, but when he was 00:27:15.390 --> 00:27:17.950 with Kansas City, he had a great deal to do with 00:27:17.950 --> 00:27:20.990 everything, obviously. And he's seasoned very 00:27:20.990 --> 00:27:24.549 well. So I think he has more influence than people 00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:26.799 think. I think that he's like, well, you know, 00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:28.539 I really like this running back, and I kind of 00:27:28.539 --> 00:27:30.319 like this guy right here. I think Caleb Williams 00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:32.160 can do it if we complement him with this and 00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:35.019 this, the play calling. I remember some Chiefs 00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:39.440 players saying that Eric Bien -Ami, they liked 00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:42.519 the way he held the players accountable for what 00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:44.119 they were doing and what they were doing wrong 00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:46.339 in their actions, et cetera, but he did it in 00:27:46.339 --> 00:27:48.680 such a way that you wanted to learn from it and 00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:51.259 get better. It's not like he was yelling at you 00:27:51.259 --> 00:27:54.180 and running you down. When he got to the commanders, 00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:56.240 that's how they took it, and they hated him there 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:57.980 because they felt like he was picking on them. 00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:00.039 In the Chiefs, it was like, okay, yeah, we get 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:01.539 what you're saying, and you want this team to 00:28:01.539 --> 00:28:03.920 be better, so okay. And you're also talking about 00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:06.180 a winning culture too. Yeah. A winning culture 00:28:06.180 --> 00:28:08.420 is accountability. That's a big part of it. And 00:28:08.420 --> 00:28:10.400 when the enemy went to the commanders, they still 00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:13.359 had the most toxic owner in all the sports, Daniel 00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:17.980 Snyder. Yeah, that's right. So once he left, 00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:19.839 it was like, you know, the wicked witch dying. 00:28:19.980 --> 00:28:21.619 Yeah, it's like, hey, everything's good now. 00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:26.980 Yes. Okay, they ranked 14th overall, ranking 00:28:26.980 --> 00:28:30.720 the breakdown. Treatment of families, C +, they're 00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.640 19th. Room for improvement. Yeah, food and dining 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:38.299 area, 22nd, a C +, not very well. Nutrition, 00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:41.960 dietician, a B, they're number 19th. Locker room, 00:28:42.039 --> 00:28:44.180 A-, they're 8th, and some of this is cut. Oh, 00:28:44.259 --> 00:28:47.880 maybe it's not. Okay. Weight room, they got an 00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:51.339 A. Nice. They're number six. Strength coaches, 00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:57.019 B plus. They're 20th with a B plus. That means 00:28:57.019 --> 00:28:58.740 there are a lot of teams with really good strength 00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:01.359 coaches. Yeah, and that would figure that they 00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:04.880 would hone in on that, too. Team travel, they 00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:07.180 got a B. They're number 19. But they're also 00:29:07.180 --> 00:29:09.099 in the middle of the country, too. That's true. 00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:12.819 And Chicago. I mean, there's like 10 airports 00:29:12.819 --> 00:29:17.220 there. So if they were anything lower than that, 00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:21.259 I would have serious... I think half the problems 00:29:21.259 --> 00:29:23.480 with travel out of Chicago is because it's just 00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:26.099 so congested. It's not the team's fault or the 00:29:26.099 --> 00:29:27.579 airline's fault. It's just because there are 00:29:27.579 --> 00:29:29.400 so many people in the air. That's why I won't 00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:31.640 take O 'Hare layover. I'll take a Midway Air 00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:36.140 layover, but not O 'Hare. That's not Atlanta 00:29:36.140 --> 00:29:40.279 bad or Denver bad, but it's bad. Alright, head 00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:43.480 coach C. 32nd, but that's going to, you know, 00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:46.519 we'll see. Yeah, the new head coach. Yeah. Ownership, 00:29:46.519 --> 00:29:49.519 A -. They did okay. They've got a new stadium 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:51.599 coming, too. Yeah, and that's going to help things, 00:29:51.700 --> 00:29:54.319 too. Because with a winning culture, also a new 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.680 stadium definitely helps. Oh, yeah. All right. 00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.500 Treatment of families. They've got the C -. Bears 00:29:59.500 --> 00:30:01.880 provide daycare during home games and family 00:30:01.880 --> 00:30:07.470 room during home games. There was one team, their 00:30:07.470 --> 00:30:09.910 family meeting room for after the game was a 00:30:09.910 --> 00:30:12.490 tent in the parking lot. Oh, I know. I can't 00:30:12.490 --> 00:30:14.630 remember which team that was. Who was it? Yeah, 00:30:14.750 --> 00:30:16.650 I mean, you're a multi -billion dollar sports 00:30:16.650 --> 00:30:19.890 franchise, and the team's family gets to go stand 00:30:19.890 --> 00:30:21.069 around in a tent in the parking lot. I can't 00:30:21.069 --> 00:30:23.789 remember who the hell that was now. The ones 00:30:23.789 --> 00:30:26.309 we've already covered I left at home, but I believe 00:30:26.309 --> 00:30:30.109 it was an NFC team. Post -game area, 7 out of 00:30:30.109 --> 00:30:34.799 10. Me? Food, dining area, C+. Taste of the team's 00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:38.799 food is a 7 .6 out of a 10. Freshness of their 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:43.500 food is a 7 .4 out of a 10. The 7 .4 is 24 out 00:30:43.500 --> 00:30:48.460 of 32 teams. And the 7 .6 of the rate of the 00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:52.819 food is 10 out of a ranking of 23. So that's 00:30:52.819 --> 00:30:59.539 not too bad. Nutritionist, dietician, B. 71 % 00:30:59.539 --> 00:31:01.400 of players reported they get an individualized 00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:05.019 nutrition plan, ranking them 26 out of 32. The 00:31:05.019 --> 00:31:07.099 players believe their dietician is moderately 00:31:07.099 --> 00:31:10.380 accessible, a ranking of 22 out of 32. Moderately 00:31:10.380 --> 00:31:11.960 accessible. Moderately. That's not very good. 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.940 Must not pick up the phone all the time. Must 00:31:14.940 --> 00:31:18.259 be busy. Busy man. Hang on. I've got to check 00:31:18.259 --> 00:31:20.039 this guy's mashed potatoes. I'll be right with 00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:24.480 you. The sodium content's getting a little crazy 00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.559 here. Hang on, I'll be back a little bit later. 00:31:26.660 --> 00:31:28.380 I'm going to fly to Idaho and source some better 00:31:28.380 --> 00:31:32.019 potatoes. Yes. I'm checking in the Himalayan 00:31:32.019 --> 00:31:38.019 pink salt. I'll be right back. Locker room, A 00:31:38.019 --> 00:31:41.799 -. Eighth out of 32 teams. It's a shame they'll 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:43.500 have to leave it behind when they're moving to 00:31:43.500 --> 00:31:47.180 the new stadium. I know. 94 % of players feel 00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:49.460 they have enough room in their individual lockers. 00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:52.420 10 out of 32 is their rank. 100 % of players 00:31:52.420 --> 00:31:55.579 believe locker room size is adequate, making 00:31:55.579 --> 00:31:59.960 Bears one of five teams 100 % with a perfect 00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:02.259 score. Wow. The Chiefs did pretty poorly with 00:32:02.259 --> 00:32:03.579 their locker rooms, as I recall. Yeah, we did. 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.140 Evidently, they bumped elbows quite a bit. Yeah. 00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:08.740 I mean, we've got a stadium that was built in 00:32:08.740 --> 00:32:13.099 1972, so that's, what, 53 years ago? Yeah. So 00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:15.579 there's some basic architecture there they have 00:32:15.579 --> 00:32:18.759 to work around. Well, if we get the stadium in 00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:20.980 Johnson County, you're going to look for a really, 00:32:21.019 --> 00:32:24.220 really high facility. Yeah. I don't think that 00:32:24.220 --> 00:32:28.420 Kansas City can afford it. In a lot of ways, 00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.740 I don't think Kansas City should try to afford 00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:34.279 it. If Johnson County slash Overland Park slash 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:39.079 whatever can afford the stadium and the facilities 00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:42.769 and all that, I don't care. Look, I mean, our 00:32:42.769 --> 00:32:45.289 paved roads are about like gravel roads in certain 00:32:45.289 --> 00:32:48.930 areas. And our crime is out of control. We have 00:32:48.930 --> 00:32:51.549 bigger issues. Absolutely. But we want to keep 00:32:51.549 --> 00:32:53.609 the Chiefs in the Kansas City area, so I think 00:32:53.609 --> 00:32:55.990 it's only the smart thing to do is relinquish 00:32:55.990 --> 00:32:58.809 them to Johnson County. Why not? Yeah. I mean, 00:32:58.849 --> 00:33:00.509 I would love to see the stadium that come up, 00:33:00.549 --> 00:33:02.130 but they're talking about a retractable roof. 00:33:02.230 --> 00:33:05.640 That way we can get a Super Bowl. Yeah. God bless 00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:07.920 them. I hope they get it. It helps when you don't 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.579 define your manhood based on whether you have 00:33:10.579 --> 00:33:13.980 an NFL team in your city. Yeah. That really helps. 00:33:14.059 --> 00:33:17.299 Yeah, it does. If you don't do that. Yes. And 00:33:17.299 --> 00:33:22.680 right now, if a city was to get rid of a team 00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:25.839 so successful in a dynasty, that would be horrendous. 00:33:25.900 --> 00:33:28.059 Yeah. That would probably be one of the dumbest 00:33:28.059 --> 00:33:30.640 things ever done by a city. Yeah. But we've been 00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:33.079 pretty good about doing dumb things. Yeah. All 00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:37.799 right. Training room, it got cut off, but 86 00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:40.259 % of Bears players feel they have enough full 00:33:40.259 --> 00:33:44.099 -time trainers, so 19 out of 32. 84 % of players 00:33:44.099 --> 00:33:46.200 feel they have enough full -time physical therapists, 00:33:46.339 --> 00:33:49.960 ranking them 18 out of 32. Probably a B range 00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.259 group. Yeah, they have enough hot tub space, 00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:55.799 4 out of 32. And the Bears have one of four teams 00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:59.019 with a perfect score about cold tub space. So, 00:33:59.059 --> 00:34:02.819 evidently, they have a lot of ice. Yeah, go chip 00:34:02.819 --> 00:34:05.000 some chunks of ice out of Lake Michigan and bring 00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.339 them into the locker room. This one's got a carp 00:34:07.339 --> 00:34:10.360 in it. They have trucks that do that. This one's 00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:12.619 got a chunk of the Edmund Fitzgerald in it. Hey, 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.719 let that thing melt a little bit. Let's get that 00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:18.119 out of there and then chunk it up. Oh wait, wrong 00:34:18.119 --> 00:34:21.619 lake. It wasn't Michigan. Does that look like 00:34:21.619 --> 00:34:26.739 sewage? Oh, they must have went to Joliet. Let's 00:34:26.739 --> 00:34:28.840 hope that that's just a freeze -dried burrito. 00:34:32.349 --> 00:34:35.769 All right. Training staff is a B. That looks 00:34:35.769 --> 00:34:38.130 especially like a cornback rattler. I don't know. 00:34:41.110 --> 00:34:44.610 Don't lick it. No, Virginia, you must not put 00:34:44.610 --> 00:34:48.710 your lips upon it. All right. Training staff, 00:34:48.869 --> 00:34:54.469 B. 17th out of 32 teams. 85 % of Bears players 00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:57.389 receive enough one -on -one training, ranking 00:34:57.389 --> 00:35:00.739 them 20 out of 32. Players feel the training 00:35:00.739 --> 00:35:02.800 staff's moderate lead contributes to their overall 00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:07.079 success, 13 out of 32. Weight room, they got 00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:10.679 an A. The players report the weight room equipment 00:35:10.679 --> 00:35:13.559 is high quality, ranking them 7 out of 32 teams. 00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:16.420 The players feel they have more than enough space 00:35:16.420 --> 00:35:19.460 in their weight room, a ranking out of 6 out 00:35:19.460 --> 00:35:24.139 of 32. Strength coaches B +, 20th out of 32 teams. 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:27.559 98 % of players report that they get individualized 00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:32.949 training. Training plan, 6 out of 32. And the 00:35:32.949 --> 00:35:34.929 players feel their strength coaches moderately 00:35:34.929 --> 00:35:37.829 contribute to their overall success, 26 out of 00:35:37.829 --> 00:35:44.289 32. Not very well, but yeah. I'm not sure what 00:35:44.289 --> 00:35:47.789 this B is about. It's kind of off. Team travel. 00:35:47.969 --> 00:35:49.590 Oh, okay. It's right after strength coaches. 00:35:49.690 --> 00:35:52.650 Okay, thank you. 84 % of Bears feel they have 00:35:52.650 --> 00:35:54.409 a comfortable amount of personal space on team 00:35:54.409 --> 00:35:57.320 flight, 22 out of 32. The players feel their 00:35:57.320 --> 00:35:59.079 team's travel schedule is somewhat efficient, 00:35:59.219 --> 00:36:01.920 ranking them 6 out of 32, but we also stated 00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:03.659 they have two hubs and they're in the middle 00:36:03.659 --> 00:36:06.639 of the country, so they should do well. Head 00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.800 coach, C. I'm not even going to read that because 00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:15.179 he's gone. They got a new one. All right, what 00:36:15.179 --> 00:36:17.719 is the next one up there after head coach? Ownership. 00:36:17.940 --> 00:36:20.360 Okay, ownership. The McCaskey family's average, 00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:23.380 they got an A-, rating for perceived willingness, 00:36:23.539 --> 00:36:26.980 and that is 13th out of 32 teams. Their willingness 00:36:26.980 --> 00:36:31.800 to invest in facilities, 9 .3 out of 10. The 00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:34.619 Bears players are ranking at 14 out of 32 owners 00:36:34.619 --> 00:36:36.840 in the league. And that's a turnaround because 00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:40.320 I remember in the 80s, the Bears ownership was 00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:42.920 considered to be pretty much hands -off and didn't 00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:44.880 want to invest. Yeah, I remember that. And it 00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.300 was still the McCaskies back then. So they've 00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:49.420 made improvements in how much they're willing 00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:52.469 to invest. And it makes sense because... In the 00:36:52.469 --> 00:36:54.630 80s, you could make a certain amount off an NFL 00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:58.469 franchise. Now you can make way more off of it, 00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:00.829 you know, multiple times as much. So it's a worthwhile 00:37:00.829 --> 00:37:04.170 investment now. And only the idiots are not investing 00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:07.050 in their teams. Yeah. Like Woody Johnson. Like 00:37:07.050 --> 00:37:10.309 Woody Johnson, yeah. And whoever it is that owns 00:37:10.309 --> 00:37:13.190 the Arizona Cardinals. Oh. Who are dead last. 00:37:15.349 --> 00:37:19.349 And it shows. It does show. Well, number one, 00:37:19.409 --> 00:37:21.900 their market. Nobody gives a shit about football 00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:24.599 there. It's such a bad place to put it. They're 00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:26.940 retired and they're in golf carts going around 00:37:26.940 --> 00:37:30.159 their neighborhood. The players feel that McCaskey 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:32.760 family moderately contributes to a positive team 00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.699 culture, ranking them 15 out of 32. So no rah 00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:39.099 -rah from him. No. The players feel McCaskey's 00:37:39.099 --> 00:37:41.199 family is extremely committed to building a competitive 00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.179 team and rank 14 out of 32. And I would agree 00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:46.460 with that. They always go for what they think 00:37:46.460 --> 00:37:49.909 is the best pick. They try to hire. the coach 00:37:49.909 --> 00:37:51.929 that they think is the best coach, they really 00:37:51.929 --> 00:37:53.630 don't skimp on that. No, no. They've just been 00:37:53.630 --> 00:37:56.289 hitting it wrong. Yeah. Instead of hitting a 00:37:56.289 --> 00:37:57.929 bullseye, they've been hitting the outer ring 00:37:57.929 --> 00:38:00.710 of 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a good way 00:38:00.710 --> 00:38:02.730 to put it. They're trying. They're just not succeeding 00:38:02.730 --> 00:38:04.349 yet, but they're still trying. They're trying 00:38:04.349 --> 00:38:06.389 to do what's best with it, and they'll get it. 00:38:06.530 --> 00:38:07.650 I mean, they'll figure it out. Sooner or later, 00:38:07.809 --> 00:38:11.090 they're going to get that magic potion. They're 00:38:11.090 --> 00:38:13.150 going to figure it out. And it might be this 00:38:13.150 --> 00:38:16.130 year. We'll see. Okay, Chicago Bears overall 00:38:16.130 --> 00:38:22.099 ranking 20 -25. Yeah. This is 14, and it doesn't 00:38:22.099 --> 00:38:25.840 tell what... Yeah, this is pretty much the end 00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:29.260 of this. Cut a bunch of stuff off. Where's the 00:38:29.260 --> 00:38:32.960 gun pile? I'm just grabbing it over here. Oh, 00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:35.420 okay. You just turn them upside down. I've got 00:38:35.420 --> 00:38:37.920 the Tampa Bay Buccaneers up next. By the way, 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:41.440 how many stacks of paper, computer paper, did 00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.780 you use on these things? 32 teams. It was about 00:38:44.780 --> 00:38:49.159 11 pages per, so... About 400 pages. 400 pages. 00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:52.519 Okay, so that's about half of a stack of paper. 00:38:52.699 --> 00:38:56.219 Yeah, I had to go in there and feed the printer 00:38:56.219 --> 00:38:58.360 several times. Oh, me too. I hate it. Then he 00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:00.699 gets that error. It's like, hey, I got nothing. 00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.159 Oh, shit. Hang on, hang on. Mine flashes a red 00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.679 light and just kind of stares at me. Yeah. Hey. 00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:13.460 So, anyhow. Buccaneers. Let's see. The good side 00:39:13.460 --> 00:39:16.760 is... They consistently highlight the support 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.420 staff and the strength coaches who always earn 00:39:19.420 --> 00:39:22.199 high grades. This time they got a year, an A. 00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:26.320 The team improved its treatment of players' families 00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:30.480 from an F to a C -. And the big change they made 00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:34.119 is the year before, they were charging players 00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:38.159 daycare for their kids. Now they stopped charging 00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:41.039 by the child for daycare. God, I would think. 00:39:41.139 --> 00:39:46.489 That is just, yeah. You watch your owner drive 00:39:46.489 --> 00:39:51.250 up in this half a million dollar car and he can't 00:39:51.250 --> 00:39:53.750 pay for your kid's daycare while you go to work 00:39:53.750 --> 00:39:57.869 and earn him money. Think of all the money that 00:39:57.869 --> 00:40:00.289 you make this person and then they charge you 00:40:00.289 --> 00:40:02.789 for daycare. I'd be like, I don't know about 00:40:02.789 --> 00:40:04.730 this. You might as well charge them for the water 00:40:04.730 --> 00:40:07.969 they drink out of the water fountain. Yeah. Anyway, 00:40:08.070 --> 00:40:09.710 that was enough to bring them from an F to a 00:40:09.710 --> 00:40:12.369 C -. It was just they quit charging him for daycare. 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:15.639 Yeah. But they still want better food quality, 00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:18.440 more variety in the cafeteria. Another major 00:40:18.440 --> 00:40:22.900 concern is locker room cleanliness. Oh. 44 % 00:40:22.900 --> 00:40:25.880 of players report ongoing plumbing issues and 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.820 persistent bad odors in the locker room. That's 00:40:28.820 --> 00:40:32.019 not good. This is an NFL franchise that recently 00:40:32.019 --> 00:40:34.920 won a Super Bowl. Yeah. And they have a locker 00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:39.400 room that smells like a campground toilet. Well, 00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:41.500 part of that Raymond James Stadium is a dump. 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:46.179 It is. It's awful. It's just bad. So food and 00:40:46.179 --> 00:40:48.619 dining, daycare, etc. They've got a good score 00:40:48.619 --> 00:40:50.659 in training staff and weight room. B, strength 00:40:50.659 --> 00:40:54.900 coaches, A. So we'll skip ahead to team travel. 00:40:56.739 --> 00:41:00.860 They've got a C-, which is odd because you'd 00:41:00.860 --> 00:41:02.380 think there'd be a lot of flights in and out 00:41:02.380 --> 00:41:06.119 of Tampa. Yeah, but they say only 65 % of the 00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:07.860 players believe they have enough personal space 00:41:07.860 --> 00:41:10.699 on the flight itself. Wow. And they rank the 00:41:10.699 --> 00:41:13.059 team's travel schedule as somewhat efficient. 00:41:14.579 --> 00:41:18.599 Head coach got a B+. They say he's receptive 00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:21.000 to locker room feedback, efficient with their 00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:25.019 time. He reserves a perfect score, one of six 00:41:25.019 --> 00:41:29.500 coaches across the league. Wow. Okay. But ownership 00:41:29.500 --> 00:41:35.619 is a D+. The Glazer family's average rating for 00:41:35.619 --> 00:41:37.760 perceived willingness to invest in the facilities 00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:41.980 is 6 .5 out of 10. Wow, I thought it'd be a little 00:41:41.980 --> 00:41:44.780 bit higher than that, but okay. Yeah. I think 00:41:44.780 --> 00:41:48.250 if they would get a new stadium... That would 00:41:48.250 --> 00:41:50.710 go a long way towards fixing that score. I think 00:41:50.710 --> 00:41:53.889 you're right. Exactly. Ray J is a dump, and it's 00:41:53.889 --> 00:41:55.610 been proven to be a dump, and it's been around 00:41:55.610 --> 00:41:57.769 for a long time, and they do. They need to come 00:41:57.769 --> 00:42:00.869 up with another facility. Yep. But I think them 00:42:00.869 --> 00:42:04.550 and Tampa are at a standstill right now. Yeah. 00:42:04.769 --> 00:42:07.429 And I don't think St. Petersburg has enough money. 00:42:09.309 --> 00:42:11.250 So it's going to be interesting to see what happens. 00:42:11.289 --> 00:42:12.829 I don't think they're going to leave the area. 00:42:13.309 --> 00:42:16.530 But they've got some finagling to do. They've 00:42:16.530 --> 00:42:19.809 got to figure this shit out. All right, because 00:42:19.809 --> 00:42:21.349 they're not going to continue to play there. 00:42:21.429 --> 00:42:22.889 That's all there is to it. I mean, they're going 00:42:22.889 --> 00:42:26.389 to have to get out of there. Madden football 00:42:26.389 --> 00:42:28.610 has nothing to do with real life, but when you 00:42:28.610 --> 00:42:31.630 fire up the game and you're in owner mode, there 00:42:31.630 --> 00:42:34.030 are certain teams that you can move the team 00:42:34.030 --> 00:42:37.340 right away. The stadium is so bad, and Tampa 00:42:37.340 --> 00:42:39.800 Bay's been hitting that list for several years 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:43.340 now. I can believe that. Washington was another 00:42:43.340 --> 00:42:46.239 one. Oh, yeah, that's an old stadium. The problem 00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:48.139 with Washington is I think they'd have to do 00:42:48.139 --> 00:42:49.980 it in the offseason. There's no room up there, 00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:53.119 none at all. They'd have to tear down the existing 00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:55.400 one and then put up one right there. Yeah, it'd 00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:56.940 be the thing where they'd have to play a year 00:42:56.940 --> 00:42:59.699 somewhere else, like a nearby college stadium 00:42:59.699 --> 00:43:02.159 or something. Unless they go way out in the bird 00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:03.960 somewhere. That's the way it's going to have 00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:09.599 to be is that. All right, Baltimore Ravens, 13th 00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:14.519 out of 32 teams. Top half. Yeah. All right, once 00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:16.300 again, Baltimore Ravens finish in the middle 00:43:16.300 --> 00:43:20.059 of the pack. No significant weaknesses. Treatment 00:43:20.059 --> 00:43:24.400 of family, C +, that's 17th. Food, dining area, 00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.820 B, that's 14th. Nutritionist, dietician, B, that's 00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:33.739 20th. Let me get this page here that's kind of 00:43:33.739 --> 00:43:38.960 stuck together. Okay. Training staff, B-, that's 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:44.400 22nd. Yeah. Weight room, B +, that's 15th. Strength 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:49.300 coaches, B +, that's 22nd. Team travel, A-, and 00:43:49.300 --> 00:43:51.380 they're on a coast. Yeah. That's pretty good, 00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:57.900 11th. Head coach, a B, they're 28th. So John 00:43:57.900 --> 00:44:00.260 Harbaugh is kind of, I don't know, man. They're 00:44:00.260 --> 00:44:02.460 not, like, really that favorable of them. It's 00:44:02.460 --> 00:44:07.039 28. Wow. I mean, but it is a B score, so. Yeah, 00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:10.860 that shows that most of the coaches are getting 00:44:10.860 --> 00:44:14.920 a B. Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, most of them are. 00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:19.000 And ownership is an A, and they're ranked ninth. 00:44:19.139 --> 00:44:22.420 So that's pretty good. Okay, treatment of families 00:44:22.420 --> 00:44:26.929 is C+. It's cut off, so I don't know quite why 00:44:26.929 --> 00:44:33.409 it's a C+. They organize family events several 00:44:33.409 --> 00:44:36.309 times a year, ranking 21 out of 32. Postgame 00:44:36.309 --> 00:44:40.150 is rated 7 .6 out of 10. Players express a desire 00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:42.250 for better, more direct communication between 00:44:42.250 --> 00:44:45.090 the team and their families. All right, food 00:44:45.090 --> 00:44:47.849 and dining area, they have a B. They're 14th 00:44:47.849 --> 00:44:52.030 out of 32nd. The Ravens ranked the taste of their 00:44:52.030 --> 00:44:57.289 food 8 .16 out of 10 and 16 out of 32 ranking. 00:44:57.929 --> 00:45:03.530 Wow. You would not necessarily keep going back 00:45:03.530 --> 00:45:06.010 to a restaurant that only was like 8 to 8 .5 00:45:06.010 --> 00:45:08.590 out of 10. No, no, no, no. That would be like, 00:45:08.590 --> 00:45:10.949 oh, they were okay. Yeah. That wouldn't be like 00:45:10.949 --> 00:45:12.050 they were horrible. It would be like they were 00:45:12.050 --> 00:45:14.030 okay. Yeah. That's really it. I mean, it's like, 00:45:14.090 --> 00:45:17.469 yeah. They rate the freshness of their food 8. 00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:21.679 8 .50 out of the 10. 14 out of 32nd, which isn't 00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:24.579 that good. The players rate their dining area 00:45:24.579 --> 00:45:28.079 8 .6 out of 10. That is number 16 out of 32. 00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:32.659 Nutritionists and dieticians, 20th out of 32 00:45:32.659 --> 00:45:36.760 teams. 81 % of the players say they get individualized 00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:40.380 nutrition plans. That's 21 out of 32. The players 00:45:40.380 --> 00:45:42.860 believe their team's dietician is very accessible. 00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:48.460 21 out of 32. Again. Locker room, B minus. That's 00:45:48.460 --> 00:45:52.900 17th out of 32 teams. 68 % of players feel they 00:45:52.900 --> 00:45:55.280 have enough room in their individual lockers, 00:45:55.320 --> 00:46:00.500 a ranking of 26 out of 32. 87 % of players believe 00:46:00.500 --> 00:46:02.420 the locker room size is adequate, ranking the 00:46:02.420 --> 00:46:07.000 Ravens 18 out of 32 again. They're not doing 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:10.440 bad. No, they're doing okay. They're better in 00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:14.550 the middle of the pack, mostly. All right. What 00:46:14.550 --> 00:46:17.610 is the next one? Because this is cut off. After 00:46:17.610 --> 00:46:21.670 food and dining. Training room. Training room 00:46:21.670 --> 00:46:28.150 is training staff. Okay. Oh, wait. You said weight 00:46:28.150 --> 00:46:33.090 room. Training room. Training room. Okay. Training 00:46:33.090 --> 00:46:38.739 staff. Okay. 92 % of Ravens feel they have enough 00:46:38.739 --> 00:46:40.860 full -time trainers, ranking them 12 out of 32. 00:46:41.460 --> 00:46:44.320 93 % of players feel they have enough full -time 00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:48.300 physical therapists, a rank 4 out of 32. 73 % 00:46:48.300 --> 00:46:50.099 of players feel they have enough hot tub space, 00:46:50.300 --> 00:46:54.420 ranking them 23 out of 32. 75 % of players feel 00:46:54.420 --> 00:46:57.000 they have enough cold tub space, a rank of 24 00:46:57.000 --> 00:47:03.659 out of 32. Yeah, not very well there. Training 00:47:03.659 --> 00:47:09.769 staff, a B -. 87 % of the Ravens players responded 00:47:09.769 --> 00:47:11.989 that they receive enough one -on -one training, 00:47:12.190 --> 00:47:15.449 ranking them 18 out of 32. The players feel their 00:47:15.449 --> 00:47:17.570 training staff slightly contributes to their 00:47:17.570 --> 00:47:20.889 overall success, ranking them 28 out of 32. Slightly 00:47:20.889 --> 00:47:22.429 is not very good. Slightly is not very good. 00:47:22.570 --> 00:47:25.469 Yeah. And what is the next one after that? After 00:47:25.469 --> 00:47:32.170 training staff? Yes. Feels. I'll find a better 00:47:32.170 --> 00:47:35.199 website next year. Oh, well. Weight room. We're 00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:38.920 getting the point across, I believe. Okay, B 00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:41.719 +, 15th out of 32 teams. The players can leave 00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:43.659 their weight room equipment. Quality is good, 00:47:43.980 --> 00:47:47.260 15 out of 32. The players feel they have adequate 00:47:47.260 --> 00:47:51.159 space in their weight room, 12 out of 32. Strength 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:56.119 coaches, B +, 22nd out of 32 teams. 91 % of players 00:47:56.119 --> 00:47:58.460 think they get an individualized training plan. 00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:01.539 From the strength coach, 22 out of 32, which 00:48:01.539 --> 00:48:04.260 isn't bad. The Ravens players feel they have 00:48:04.260 --> 00:48:06.519 the strength coaches moderately contribute to 00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:11.519 their overall success, 20 out of 32. The next 00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:18.000 one. Team travel. 95%. They got an A-, 11th out 00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:20.860 of 32, 95%. The Ravens feel they have a comfortable 00:48:20.860 --> 00:48:23.599 amount of personal space on team flights, ranking 00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:26.440 them 7 out of 32, which is good. Again, you're 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:29.099 not too far from D .C., and there's like... 500 00:48:29.099 --> 00:48:32.079 airports in that area. Yeah, that's true. They 00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:33.940 could go out as a small one and probably get 00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:37.360 out in 10 minutes. The players believe their 00:48:37.360 --> 00:48:39.320 team's travel schedule is somewhat efficient 00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:44.619 and rank 14 out of 32 teams. Older players appreciate 00:48:44.619 --> 00:48:46.679 their head coach allows them to stay at home 00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:48.820 before the home games instead of sleeping at 00:48:48.820 --> 00:48:51.860 the team hotel. Nice. That is good. I remember 00:48:51.860 --> 00:48:54.570 the Chiefs... Pre -game hotel for home games. 00:48:54.710 --> 00:48:56.809 They ranked it as really awful. Oh, I remember 00:48:56.809 --> 00:48:58.769 that. And we're like thinking it's like the one 00:48:58.769 --> 00:49:00.530 right next to Arrowhead, that run -down piece 00:49:00.530 --> 00:49:05.789 of crap. Yeah. Okay. Head coach, B. 75 % of the 00:49:05.789 --> 00:49:07.789 Ravens players feel their head coach, John Harbaugh, 00:49:07.869 --> 00:49:10.769 is efficient with their time. A rank 28 out of 00:49:10.769 --> 00:49:13.530 32. And players feel that Harbaugh is moderately 00:49:13.530 --> 00:49:15.650 receptable to feedback from the locker room. 00:49:15.670 --> 00:49:19.050 Moderately. 25 out of 32. So he doesn't listen 00:49:19.050 --> 00:49:21.929 very well. Nah. Yeah, he seems headstrong. Yeah. 00:49:23.210 --> 00:49:27.349 What's the next one? Ownership. All right. Owner 00:49:27.349 --> 00:49:33.289 Steve Biscotti. An average perceived willingness. 00:49:33.849 --> 00:49:36.289 I wonder if his family had anything to do with 00:49:36.289 --> 00:49:39.590 those delicious breakfast treats. Could be. Let's 00:49:39.590 --> 00:49:41.550 go dunk him in some hot coffee and see what happens. 00:49:41.730 --> 00:49:45.210 Hey, Biscotti. You know, he got a lot of shit 00:49:45.210 --> 00:49:47.630 going on. Do you think Biscotti was on the Star 00:49:47.630 --> 00:49:50.989 Trek? Yes, I think so. Beam me up, Biscotti. 00:49:53.710 --> 00:49:56.110 You know, he probably heard everything. Oh, I'm 00:49:56.110 --> 00:50:01.010 sure. Yeah. All right. Owner Steve Biscotti's 00:50:01.010 --> 00:50:04.110 average rating for perceived willingness. I think 00:50:04.110 --> 00:50:06.750 he's Italian, maybe. I don't know. Maybe it's 00:50:06.750 --> 00:50:08.329 Steve Buscemi and they just didn't want to say 00:50:08.329 --> 00:50:10.469 it. That's it. Yeah, I read something about that. 00:50:12.269 --> 00:50:15.190 The willingness to invest in facilities is 9 00:50:15.190 --> 00:50:18.929 out of 28 out of 10. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty 00:50:18.929 --> 00:50:21.130 good. So Biscotti's doing something well besides 00:50:21.130 --> 00:50:23.880 dunking in coffee, isn't he? Yeah. A ranking 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:26.940 9 out of 32 owners in the league, so he did all 00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:28.559 right. He must have some pretty good coffee. 00:50:29.380 --> 00:50:32.519 The players filled biscotti significantly contributes 00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:36.179 to a positive team culture. A rank 8 out of 32. 00:50:36.599 --> 00:50:38.519 The rest are more fond of Pop -Tarts. That's 00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:41.679 right. And who doesn't love Pop -Tarts? Oh, really? 00:50:41.900 --> 00:50:44.920 They're delicious little pieces of toast from 00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.039 heaven. There's only a few of them that are non 00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:49.940 -dairy that I can eat. Yeah, I'm sorry. If I 00:50:49.940 --> 00:50:51.940 buy a box, I eat the whole thing all at once, 00:50:51.980 --> 00:50:53.460 so I just don't buy them. You know what? I don't 00:50:53.460 --> 00:50:55.239 blame you. They're damn good, aren't they? Yes. 00:50:56.280 --> 00:50:58.199 And the fact that you can throw them in a toaster 00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:02.860 and they pop out delicious is amazing. Hey, I'm 00:51:02.860 --> 00:51:05.079 old enough. I remember Pop -Tarts before they 00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:08.880 were frosted. And you talk one dry, cardboard 00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:12.400 -tasting piece of crap. I think I remember that. 00:51:12.539 --> 00:51:15.559 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were awful. Those were 00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:19.559 so bad. Especially the off -brand ones my parents 00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:21.659 would buy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like 00:51:21.659 --> 00:51:25.340 the off -brand sodas. One was Canfield's, I believe. 00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:27.760 Oh, that shit was horrible. Oh, yeah. We'd go 00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:29.000 to the lake and they're like, hey, let's get 00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:30.960 some orange pop. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. 00:51:30.980 --> 00:51:35.280 Not that one. Oh, no. Oh, no. That was the cheapest. 00:51:35.340 --> 00:51:38.699 Fuck. But you can use that to clean your battery 00:51:38.699 --> 00:51:41.900 terminals. Oh, it did very well. And I hear it 00:51:41.900 --> 00:51:46.559 is effective against the clap. Bull weevil clap 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:48.440 or just a regular clap? Oh, no, no. Bull weevil 00:51:48.440 --> 00:51:51.139 clap is there. Oh, that's the big stuff. Oh, 00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:53.400 yeah. I've got to retell that story. You know 00:51:53.400 --> 00:51:55.320 that a lot of our podcasts don't exist anymore. 00:51:55.539 --> 00:52:00.519 Oh, gosh. Yeah. It's like last of the second 00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:03.320 season or first of the third season. Yeah, it 00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:06.420 only takes so many on RSS, and all the other 00:52:06.420 --> 00:52:10.960 ones feed off of that. So we probably have, I 00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:14.489 don't know, maybe 60 of them non -existent. Gosh, 00:52:14.489 --> 00:52:16.050 I'll have to go through the archives and see 00:52:16.050 --> 00:52:17.610 if I have any of them. Yeah, what I'd like to 00:52:17.610 --> 00:52:20.590 do is if I could get them all downloaded, I will 00:52:20.590 --> 00:52:22.829 make best ofs in all of them. That way we consolidate, 00:52:22.949 --> 00:52:25.150 and I'll go all the way up to the season that 00:52:25.150 --> 00:52:27.969 we're on. Nice. And then that way they get a 00:52:27.969 --> 00:52:30.650 pretty good idea of everything on there, and 00:52:30.650 --> 00:52:32.309 it's consolidated where it'll fit everything. 00:52:32.329 --> 00:52:34.210 Yeah. We'll have to see if our storm special 00:52:34.210 --> 00:52:37.329 is still up. I think it is because it's got its 00:52:37.329 --> 00:52:39.670 own little section. I hope so because, man, that 00:52:39.670 --> 00:52:41.550 thing is excellent. I can repost that one. I 00:52:41.550 --> 00:52:44.139 got that one. Okay. All right. The player's field, 00:52:44.239 --> 00:52:46.460 Biscotti, is extremely committed to building 00:52:46.460 --> 00:52:49.019 a competitive team. I rank 9 out of 32 teams. 00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:54.500 And the overall ranking is not on there. Okay. 00:52:55.599 --> 00:52:58.079 That is all I have with this one. All right. 00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:00.579 Yeah, the rest, I don't know what it's saying. 00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:04.340 It's just like ancillary crap. Yeah. Well, I'm 00:53:04.340 --> 00:53:07.889 going to do two kind of together because... They 00:53:07.889 --> 00:53:10.469 both mostly have good ratings, but one or two 00:53:10.469 --> 00:53:13.170 bad ones. Okay. The first one is the Broncos. 00:53:14.369 --> 00:53:18.230 They had an overall ranking of 17. And they got 00:53:18.230 --> 00:53:22.090 A's and B's in everything except treatment of 00:53:22.090 --> 00:53:26.710 families. And they got a C - there. And the big 00:53:26.710 --> 00:53:29.630 reason is they're another team where their post 00:53:29.630 --> 00:53:32.030 -game family area is out in the parking lot, 00:53:32.170 --> 00:53:35.690 regardless of the weather. I still cannot believe 00:53:35.690 --> 00:53:40.719 that they do that. Cheap -ass motherfucker. The 00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:45.059 players are constantly harping on this. In Denver, 00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.480 during the early season, it's damn hot out in 00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:49.699 that parking lot. In the late season, it's frickin' 00:53:49.699 --> 00:53:52.519 cold and snowy and icy. In Denver, all of them. 00:53:52.519 --> 00:53:54.320 And the players and their families have to go 00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:57.079 stand in a tent in the parking lot for their 00:53:57.079 --> 00:54:01.420 postgame. Jeez. Because Denver's cheap. Man, 00:54:01.420 --> 00:54:03.539 no wonder they've been having problems landing 00:54:03.539 --> 00:54:05.679 free agents. Everything else on the report card 00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:08.880 is A's and B's. But treatment of family is crap. 00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:11.559 That's horrible. So I guess if you're a young 00:54:11.559 --> 00:54:15.400 single guy with no kids, Denver's a fine place 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.440 to play. But if you've got a family you care 00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:21.559 about, no. Wow. And the second one's the Tennessee 00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:23.480 Titans, who are ranked just above them in the 00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:28.320 16th. Again, B's and A's in just about everything. 00:54:29.710 --> 00:54:32.269 But the reason that they turned it around, the 00:54:32.269 --> 00:54:37.309 biggest change was they hired Ainsley Moore as 00:54:37.309 --> 00:54:39.829 director of player and family affairs. They boosted 00:54:39.829 --> 00:54:42.010 their family treatment grade from a D -plus to 00:54:42.010 --> 00:54:45.349 a B -plus. That's good. And they jumped their 00:54:45.349 --> 00:54:48.710 team travel grade from an F to a B because first 00:54:48.710 --> 00:54:51.550 -year head coach flipped the seating chart and 00:54:51.550 --> 00:54:54.409 said, players, now you get first class. Coaches 00:54:54.409 --> 00:54:56.739 and staff. You're back in economy. I love that. 00:54:56.900 --> 00:54:59.239 Yep. That's great. But up until last year, the 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:02.260 Titans players had to fly economy while the coaches 00:55:02.260 --> 00:55:05.260 sat in first class. That's such a bad precedent. 00:55:05.260 --> 00:55:07.719 I wouldn't play for a team like that. I would 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:10.199 not play for a team like that. No. It's like 00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:13.019 I'm sitting out a year, find a place to trade 00:55:13.019 --> 00:55:15.900 me. Wow. Yeah, I would too. I'd be like, no way 00:55:15.900 --> 00:55:20.960 I'm going to that cheap bastard. And then I'm 00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:22.880 trying to go through the last thing. He's just 00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:28.659 hit the highlights. Okay. Report card of the 00:55:28.659 --> 00:55:31.659 Dallas Cowboys. Oh, I can't wait to see what 00:55:31.659 --> 00:55:33.760 they think of their owner. Well, they're 10th 00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:36.320 out of 32 teams, and that's what my hesitation. 00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.539 I'm like, am I reading this correct? They're 00:55:38.539 --> 00:55:41.420 overall 10th? Overall 10th. Wow. That's much 00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:44.400 better than I ever thought. Yeah, they should 00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:46.599 have good facilities. Yeah, and Brian Schottenheimer 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:48.340 is going to do nothing but improve that whole 00:55:48.340 --> 00:55:53.860 thing. Okay. Let me go bet everything I have 00:55:53.860 --> 00:55:58.119 on him. I'm still flabbergasted and befuddled 00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:03.039 and in awe of such a stupid move. It must be 00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:05.559 that Jerry Jones can fit his hand right up the 00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:07.699 back of Brian Schottenheimer's back and move 00:56:07.699 --> 00:56:10.300 his mouth for him with his hand. He blows in 00:56:10.300 --> 00:56:12.019 everything, and Brian Schottenheimer's like, 00:56:12.099 --> 00:56:15.199 okay, okay, because of what did you say? Yeah, 00:56:15.199 --> 00:56:18.000 just like Jerry Jones, tell me what to say. He's 00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.900 got his hand up his back moving his mouth like 00:56:19.900 --> 00:56:22.119 a ventriloquist dummy. Yeah, yeah, no clout at 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:24.869 all, just like him. It's like, I'm Jerry Jones, 00:56:25.010 --> 00:56:26.610 you're Brian Schottenheimer. We know the pecking 00:56:26.610 --> 00:56:29.869 order here, so act as such. Jerry found someone 00:56:29.869 --> 00:56:32.269 who was just happy to be there. And that's him. 00:56:32.610 --> 00:56:36.210 Yep. He'll do whatever Jerry Jones tells him, 00:56:36.230 --> 00:56:39.610 no matter how disastrous it is. They finish this 00:56:39.610 --> 00:56:41.989 season in the top ten, excelling in several areas. 00:56:42.409 --> 00:56:44.469 So we're just going to go right to it. The ranking 00:56:44.469 --> 00:56:49.639 breakdown, food, dining area, B +, 11. Nutrition, 00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:53.079 dietitian, B plus, 17th. Locker room, A, 6th. 00:56:54.059 --> 00:56:58.820 Training room, C, 27th. Training staff, C, 30th. 00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:01.860 Weight room, A minus, 11th. Strength coaches, 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:05.840 B plus, 18th. Team travel, B minus, 23rd. I would 00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:07.780 have expected it to have been a little bit better 00:57:07.780 --> 00:57:10.559 than 23rd because they are in the middle and 00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:14.320 they have two huge hubs. Yeah. You know, they've 00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:17.480 got Love and they've got DFW, which goes everywhere. 00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:23.039 So, head coach A, they like McCarthy, who isn't 00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:27.860 there anymore. Ownership B, 18th. Oh, McCarthy 00:57:27.860 --> 00:57:32.420 was 14th out of overall. The Cowboys provide 00:57:32.420 --> 00:57:35.760 daycare during home games. Players rate the postgame 00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:39.639 family area 9 out of 5 out of 10. 2 out of 32 00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:44.440 teams. The players feel this team frequently 00:57:44.440 --> 00:57:47.480 organizes family events, which ranks 1 out of 00:57:47.480 --> 00:57:53.460 32 teams. Food and dining area, B+. 8 .26 out 00:57:53.460 --> 00:57:57.900 of 10. 8 .58 out of 10 on the freshness. And 00:57:57.900 --> 00:58:01.679 9 .14 out of 10 players rate the dining area. 00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:07.400 So they got a B +, 17 out of 32 teams. 73 % of 00:58:07.400 --> 00:58:09.559 players report they get individualized nutrition 00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:12.340 plan. The players feel their team dietician is 00:58:12.340 --> 00:58:15.699 very accessible, 9 out of 32. Locker room A, 00:58:15.820 --> 00:58:17.519 I'm leaving some of this out because it really 00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:20.639 doesn't matter. I'm just telling them what they 00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:26.940 think of them. Locker room A, 6 out of 32. 95 00:58:26.940 --> 00:58:28.940 % of players feel they have enough room in their 00:58:28.940 --> 00:58:31.539 individual lockers, a ranking of 8 out of 32, 00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:33.159 and they should. They have that brand new stadium. 00:58:33.179 --> 00:58:35.280 Yeah, who spent the money on that stadium? Yeah, 00:58:35.300 --> 00:58:37.860 so they should. However, center players believe 00:58:37.860 --> 00:58:40.480 the locker room size is adequate, so they did 00:58:40.480 --> 00:58:42.860 that okay, too, making the Cowboys one of five 00:58:42.860 --> 00:58:45.179 teams in the NFL with a perfect score. Nice. 00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:50.059 The plumbing is ranked high. Oh, okay. It just 00:58:50.059 --> 00:58:52.019 left that on its own, but it got off after that. 00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.980 All I could see was the plumbing was ranked high, 00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:56.980 and I couldn't see anything else. So the toilets 00:58:56.980 --> 00:59:00.900 don't back up. Yeah. Okay. So good. I'm not sure 00:59:00.900 --> 00:59:06.949 what the next one is. After a locker room or 00:59:06.949 --> 00:59:15.369 what? Locker room. Training staff? Okay. 75 % 00:59:15.369 --> 00:59:18.929 of players feel they have enough full -time trainers. 00:59:19.789 --> 00:59:22.329 60 % of players feel they have enough physical 00:59:22.329 --> 00:59:27.429 therapists. Hot tub space is great with 95%. 00:59:27.429 --> 00:59:30.710 88 % of players say they have enough cold stuff 00:59:30.710 --> 00:59:35.510 or cold space. Cold tub space, yeah. Okay, training 00:59:35.510 --> 00:59:40.869 staff is C, 30th out of 32 teams. 72 % say they 00:59:40.869 --> 00:59:44.449 get enough one -on -one treatment. Weight room, 00:59:44.510 --> 00:59:48.329 A-, they report the equipment is high quality, 00:59:48.489 --> 00:59:50.590 11 out of 32. They feel they have more than enough 00:59:50.590 --> 00:59:52.750 space to train in their weight room, 10 out of 00:59:52.750 --> 00:59:56.829 32. Strength coaches, B +, 18th out of 32. The 00:59:56.829 --> 00:59:58.750 Cowboys feel their strength coaches moderately 00:59:58.750 --> 01:00:01.929 contribute to their overall success. Team travel, 01:00:02.170 --> 01:00:04.840 B -. 81 % believe they have a comfortable amount 01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.219 of personal space on team flights. 24 out of 01:00:07.219 --> 01:00:09.440 32. The players feel team travel is somewhat 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:13.079 efficient. A rank 17 out of 32. Head coach, an 01:00:13.079 --> 01:00:16.300 A. 14 out of 32. So an A doesn't really mean 01:00:16.300 --> 01:00:18.559 that much because that's middle of the... Yeah. 01:00:18.619 --> 01:00:21.019 Okay. The players feel that McCarthy was highly 01:00:21.019 --> 01:00:25.000 receptive to locker room feedback. No fat jokes. 01:00:25.260 --> 01:00:31.480 Rating him 11 out of 32. Ownership. 18th out 01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:36.699 of 32 gives him a B. Jerry Jones. Amazing. I'm 01:00:36.699 --> 01:00:39.599 not even reading that. That's bullshit. I know. 01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:41.920 I don't understand how they can give him a B 01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:44.500 rating when he is the single most destructive 01:00:44.500 --> 01:00:47.000 force in that franchise. He's the main reason 01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:48.460 they're not winning championships. Right now 01:00:48.460 --> 01:00:50.719 I'm questioning this whole thing. I know. It's 01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:53.900 ridiculous. Yeah. How could that guy get a high 01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:55.940 score? How? I don't get it. He's done nothing 01:00:55.940 --> 01:00:59.440 but screwed up the team. Yeah. Okay, all right. 01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:03.659 I don't know. All right, well, Jacksonville Jaguars. 01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:09.460 They surprisingly got B's and A's in just about 01:01:09.460 --> 01:01:12.800 everything. Okay. They got a C for head coach 01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.920 because they felt Doug Peterson wouldn't listen 01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:20.900 to anybody. Okay. He wasted a lot of their time 01:01:20.900 --> 01:01:22.980 and just didn't want to hear what they had to 01:01:22.980 --> 01:01:29.000 say. Treatment of families, F. Dead Solid F. 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:35.380 They do provide daycare during home games, but 01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:38.880 their post -game family area is ranked 5 .4 out 01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:43.219 of 10. Oh, my God. Yeah. The treatment of families 01:01:43.219 --> 01:01:45.460 is the team's lowest -graded category. They believe 01:01:45.460 --> 01:01:48.219 that many changes need to be made. More access 01:01:48.219 --> 01:01:51.099 to sideline passes so they can actually see their 01:01:51.099 --> 01:01:54.840 families before the game. During the game, players 01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:56.059 want to... That's pretty good. That's a good 01:01:56.059 --> 01:01:58.670 one. During the game, players want a family room 01:01:58.670 --> 01:02:00.849 so their families can escape the heat and allow 01:02:00.849 --> 01:02:03.010 mothers to change or nurse their babies. There 01:02:03.010 --> 01:02:06.269 is none. They're just on their own. You've got 01:02:06.269 --> 01:02:08.429 to go do wherever you are or go stand in a stinky 01:02:08.429 --> 01:02:11.650 bathroom to do it. Whatever, yeah. That's, yeah. 01:02:11.909 --> 01:02:14.909 And their post -game family is crap. Their post 01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:19.110 -game family area is crap. Their food got a C 01:02:19.110 --> 01:02:24.949 +, because it's just not very fresh. And the 01:02:24.949 --> 01:02:27.489 taste is bad. But their dining area is really, 01:02:27.550 --> 01:02:30.090 really nice. It's just when you go there to eat, 01:02:30.150 --> 01:02:33.610 the food's crap. So that's kind of the highlights 01:02:33.610 --> 01:02:35.409 of the Jaguars. They're actually doing a lot 01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:37.409 of things right, but they're doing a few things 01:02:37.409 --> 01:02:39.670 really, really, really, really poorly. Yeah. 01:02:40.369 --> 01:02:43.130 Do you want to do the rest of them next time 01:02:43.130 --> 01:02:45.329 and do a little game I call forward -backward? 01:02:45.449 --> 01:02:48.769 Yes. Okay. We're going to do the Western Division. 01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:53.250 Okay. Okay, I'm going to mention a team. And 01:02:53.250 --> 01:02:55.230 you say you think they're going to move forward 01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:57.369 or backward this next year. Ooh, I like this. 01:02:57.510 --> 01:03:01.409 I do too. Let's start at the bottom feeder, Oakland 01:03:01.409 --> 01:03:04.789 Raiders. Or not Oakland, Las Vegas. I think they're 01:03:04.789 --> 01:03:06.889 going to take a step ahead. Me too. I definitely 01:03:06.889 --> 01:03:10.250 do. They put a lot of good pieces in place. I 01:03:10.250 --> 01:03:15.389 think so also. So Oakland, Las Vegas Raiders 01:03:15.389 --> 01:03:18.010 are going to take a step forward. Do you have 01:03:18.010 --> 01:03:21.250 an idea of what? What position they'll be in? 01:03:21.329 --> 01:03:25.889 First, second, third, fourth? I'm going to put 01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:29.309 them third. I think they're going to finish above 01:03:29.309 --> 01:03:33.150 either Los Angeles or Denver, but I'm not sure 01:03:33.150 --> 01:03:35.949 which one. Yeah. I'm going to put them third, 01:03:36.010 --> 01:03:37.829 and they're going to have at least a winning 01:03:37.829 --> 01:03:40.269 record. Yeah, I think so, too. I think it might 01:03:40.269 --> 01:03:42.809 be nine and eight. Yeah. And that's probably 01:03:42.809 --> 01:03:44.929 it, or it could be... It could be eight and nine. 01:03:44.949 --> 01:03:46.309 Eight and nine, yeah. That's pretty close to 01:03:46.309 --> 01:03:47.769 a winning record. It's the closest you can get. 01:03:48.510 --> 01:03:50.820 Okay. You know, I'm going to go ahead and put 01:03:50.820 --> 01:03:53.400 them fourth again. Okay. But they're going to 01:03:53.400 --> 01:03:54.880 have a group. But they're going to be a better 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:56.460 team. Yeah, the Western Division is going to 01:03:56.460 --> 01:03:59.539 be tough. Yeah. So, I mean, look at everybody 01:03:59.539 --> 01:04:03.340 that was hired to beat Reed and Mahomes. Pete 01:04:03.340 --> 01:04:06.380 Carroll. Yeah. Super Bowl winner. Tom Brady is 01:04:06.380 --> 01:04:10.559 now on board. Yeah, many Super Bowl winner. Okay, 01:04:10.699 --> 01:04:13.139 so not only Pete Carroll was hired, but also 01:04:13.139 --> 01:04:16.079 you have Jim Harbaugh, who's been in the Super 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:18.690 Bowl. And then you have Sean Payton, who has 01:04:18.690 --> 01:04:21.230 won a Super Bowl and been to many playoff games. 01:04:21.550 --> 01:04:24.250 All these guys are going against Andy Reid and 01:04:24.250 --> 01:04:27.730 Patrick Mahomes. So it's going to be a very tough 01:04:27.730 --> 01:04:31.269 division. It will. And I think getting home field 01:04:31.269 --> 01:04:33.630 advantage is going to be hard to from here on 01:04:33.630 --> 01:04:35.489 out. Fortunately, the Chiefs really don't need 01:04:35.489 --> 01:04:37.550 home field advantage to succeed in the playoffs. 01:04:38.070 --> 01:04:40.309 Actually, they did better in playoffs. Yeah, 01:04:40.349 --> 01:04:42.550 they did pretty well when they were on the road. 01:04:42.610 --> 01:04:46.260 Yeah, they did very well. Part of that is Mahomes, 01:04:46.420 --> 01:04:50.159 he doesn't seem to have nerves. Yeah. He just 01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:52.320 gets out there and does the same thing. Yeah. 01:04:52.440 --> 01:04:57.079 Unless he's flat on his back. Yeah. So, yeah, 01:04:57.139 --> 01:04:59.139 the Raiders, I think, are going to be fourth, 01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:01.639 but I think it's going to be 9 -8, 8 -9, and 01:05:01.639 --> 01:05:03.599 that's just because the strength of the division. 01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:05.800 Yeah. I would give them a leap forward, but I 01:05:05.800 --> 01:05:07.340 think the other two teams are going to take a 01:05:07.340 --> 01:05:10.400 leap forward, too. Yeah. So, all right, then 01:05:10.400 --> 01:05:13.440 let's go to the Chargers. Okay, I think they're 01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:15.079 going to take a step back. I'm going to put them 01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:17.300 fourth. You know, I think they're going to take 01:05:17.300 --> 01:05:19.119 a step back, too, but I think it's still going 01:05:19.119 --> 01:05:22.219 to be they're going to win the tiebreaker is 01:05:22.219 --> 01:05:24.179 what I think between them, and it might be a 01:05:24.179 --> 01:05:26.559 9 -8, 8 -9 situation. Oh, it could be, yeah. 01:05:27.019 --> 01:05:29.900 But, I mean, either one of those could be interchangeable 01:05:29.900 --> 01:05:31.980 and would not surprise me at all if Vegas finished 01:05:31.980 --> 01:05:36.900 above them. Yeah. I'm kind of thinking Justin 01:05:36.900 --> 01:05:40.239 Herbert's going to have a little... crisis of 01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:41.860 confidence this year and he's going to have a 01:05:41.860 --> 01:05:46.800 bad season. That would make sense. They're not 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:48.480 going to want to pull him. They're going to try 01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:50.159 to let him struggle through. I think he's going 01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:51.820 to have a really bad year and it's going to drag 01:05:51.820 --> 01:05:55.400 the team down. The second coming of Patrick Mahomes 01:05:55.400 --> 01:05:58.260 is really not looking like the second coming 01:05:58.260 --> 01:06:01.039 of Patrick Mahomes. I cannot count how many... 01:06:01.280 --> 01:06:03.119 Kind of looks like the second coming of Jackson 01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:08.519 Mahomes. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that was bad. I'm 01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:10.119 sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's getting businesses 01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:15.760 closed down, allegedly. So, all right. Yeah, 01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:19.179 I look at Justin Herbert the way back in 85. 01:06:21.769 --> 01:06:24.190 The Patriots had a quarterback named Tony Eason 01:06:24.190 --> 01:06:26.469 who was supposed to be the next big thing, and 01:06:26.469 --> 01:06:28.449 then he got into the Super Bowl against the Bears 01:06:28.449 --> 01:06:31.230 and was destroyed, and he was never the same 01:06:31.230 --> 01:06:33.889 again. No. The only thing is I don't look for 01:06:33.889 --> 01:06:36.469 the Chargers to even make the Super Bowl. No. 01:06:37.369 --> 01:06:40.630 But same thing. Yeah, I think Herbert's going 01:06:40.630 --> 01:06:43.630 to have a bad year, and Harbaugh's not going 01:06:43.630 --> 01:06:46.090 to know what to do about it until too late. No, 01:06:46.230 --> 01:06:49.630 I know. I think that he is just not as much as 01:06:49.630 --> 01:06:52.630 they thought he was. He's great. if he's cheating, 01:06:52.750 --> 01:06:57.469 allegedly in college. Yeah, yeah. When you're 01:06:57.469 --> 01:07:00.469 in college and you're bossing around 18 to 20 01:07:00.469 --> 01:07:03.869 -year -old young men, that's very different from 01:07:03.869 --> 01:07:06.769 bossing around 21 to 35 -year -old men who are 01:07:06.769 --> 01:07:09.670 so rich they can buy and sell you. Yes. And they 01:07:09.670 --> 01:07:11.449 just don't give a damn. And they're going to 01:07:11.449 --> 01:07:13.349 be like, okay, great, you got a championship 01:07:13.349 --> 01:07:19.210 with Michigan. So. Yeah. Yeah. So the next one 01:07:19.210 --> 01:07:23.139 is the Denver Broncos. Okay, I think they are 01:07:23.139 --> 01:07:25.480 going to take a step forward. I think so too. 01:07:25.780 --> 01:07:29.699 And they're going to finish first or second. 01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:36.559 Very well could be. I'm giving Denver a reasonable 01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:40.440 chance to win the division over the Chiefs. Could 01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:45.420 be. They're a younger team. They're a hungrier 01:07:45.420 --> 01:07:50.900 team. There were so many games in the last even 01:07:50.900 --> 01:07:53.239 two years that the Chiefs were just like really 01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:57.119 damn lucky to win. And if those start going not 01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:01.300 the Chiefs' way, Denver could easily sweep ahead 01:08:01.300 --> 01:08:04.000 and win the division. So I'm looking at Denver 01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:07.460 to take a step forward and finish either first 01:08:07.460 --> 01:08:09.980 or second. I'm keeping Denver in second place 01:08:09.980 --> 01:08:13.980 just because of the Mahomes -Reed factor. I think 01:08:13.980 --> 01:08:15.900 that Denver is going to do really well, but they 01:08:15.900 --> 01:08:19.100 just cannot do it. against the Chiefs like no 01:08:19.100 --> 01:08:21.899 one has been able to. Yeah, that might be a confidence 01:08:21.899 --> 01:08:24.119 thing as well. I think some of that is, yeah. 01:08:25.020 --> 01:08:28.539 Their quarterback, I mean, great. I like it, 01:08:28.579 --> 01:08:31.100 yeah. I like Bo Nix a lot. Nix is fantastic, 01:08:31.180 --> 01:08:33.579 and I think that he's going to continue to do 01:08:33.579 --> 01:08:36.960 well, and he will decide in the next couple of 01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:38.960 years whether he's the guy that takes the team 01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:41.840 on the back or not. Right now, it's possible. 01:08:42.460 --> 01:08:45.899 It's in the equation, but it is still undetermined. 01:08:46.100 --> 01:08:49.010 Yeah. We're going to find out more when they 01:08:49.010 --> 01:08:51.310 get to some crucial games at the end of the season 01:08:51.310 --> 01:08:54.770 and playoff games. Yeah, absolutely. And that's 01:08:54.770 --> 01:08:57.189 going to determine, to me, the next five years 01:08:57.189 --> 01:09:00.390 of how they do against the Chiefs. I mean, because 01:09:00.390 --> 01:09:02.649 if you look at the Chiefs, they're just trying 01:09:02.649 --> 01:09:04.829 to stay put with defense and they're loading 01:09:04.829 --> 01:09:07.170 up on offense. So their defense might take a 01:09:07.170 --> 01:09:09.010 step back, but their offense looks to me like 01:09:09.010 --> 01:09:11.109 they're taking a couple of steps forward. Yeah, 01:09:11.149 --> 01:09:13.970 that was a pretty low -scoring season last season. 01:09:14.289 --> 01:09:17.689 Yeah, and they still – One lost one game, essentially. 01:09:17.729 --> 01:09:20.229 The other one was backups. It's like none or 01:09:20.229 --> 01:09:23.449 almost none games over 30 points. Yeah, and they 01:09:23.449 --> 01:09:25.710 still won them all. So I look for the defense 01:09:25.710 --> 01:09:30.869 to do well again. But I also think that the offense 01:09:30.869 --> 01:09:33.930 is going to take a step or two forward. Yeah, 01:09:33.970 --> 01:09:35.909 another 10 points a game would be really nice. 01:09:36.229 --> 01:09:38.130 I think you'll see that happen, not in every 01:09:38.130 --> 01:09:39.470 game, but I think you're going to see that happen 01:09:39.470 --> 01:09:42.130 in a lot of games. So I'm going to say that the 01:09:42.130 --> 01:09:46.489 Chiefs are probably going to be 13 -4. As odd 01:09:46.489 --> 01:09:48.850 as that sounds with their schedule, last year 01:09:48.850 --> 01:09:52.569 would I have ever picked 15 -1? Hell no. Well, 01:09:52.609 --> 01:09:55.090 15 -2, but no. No, I would have been like, no 01:09:55.090 --> 01:09:58.170 way. Especially their play. I've been like, there's 01:09:58.170 --> 01:10:01.430 no way. I picked them 15 -2 last year. Oh, you 01:10:01.430 --> 01:10:04.369 did, didn't you? I did, yeah. Okay. And I thought 01:10:04.369 --> 01:10:08.329 you were nuts. Yeah. Okay. I think you're going 01:10:08.329 --> 01:10:12.909 to have 13 -4 because every game the ball isn't 01:10:12.909 --> 01:10:14.510 going to bounce in the right direction. Yeah. 01:10:14.859 --> 01:10:18.739 And I think that that's going to be tied or close 01:10:18.739 --> 01:10:24.520 to getting home field advantage. We'll see. We've 01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:27.119 got to see because Buffalo seems to be making 01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:30.079 more moves, and they're not fucking around. They 01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:35.659 want to be the guy. So that's one thing. And 01:10:35.659 --> 01:10:37.939 Josh Allen has a limited lifespan left, just 01:10:37.939 --> 01:10:40.119 like Mahomes has a limited lifespan left. It's 01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:42.579 like you can't wait any longer to start your 01:10:42.579 --> 01:10:44.729 dynasty. You've just got to go now. Something 01:10:44.729 --> 01:10:46.449 I'm noticing right now, Mahomes is starting to 01:10:46.449 --> 01:10:48.109 keep in a little bit better shape. Why is that? 01:10:48.510 --> 01:10:50.829 Because he's hitting 30 years old. Yeah. And 01:10:50.829 --> 01:10:53.229 he knows. He looked back and looked at Tom Brady. 01:10:53.310 --> 01:10:55.970 Tom Brady, the older he got, the more strenuous 01:10:55.970 --> 01:10:58.350 his workouts were because he knew you're going 01:10:58.350 --> 01:11:00.229 to lose a certain amount each year, so you've 01:11:00.229 --> 01:11:02.289 got to stay ahead of the game. Mahomes is that 01:11:02.289 --> 01:11:04.489 smart. Yeah. And he's starting, I notice, he's 01:11:04.489 --> 01:11:07.819 starting to work out more. He cut his hair a 01:11:07.819 --> 01:11:09.359 little bit, kind of got a little bit different 01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:12.199 look now. I think that he's going to be the serious 01:11:12.199 --> 01:11:14.840 guy that's going to be kind of buff. I mean, 01:11:14.859 --> 01:11:18.140 he's already maybe one of the best ever, easily. 01:11:19.659 --> 01:11:23.479 And the study of the motion of the human body 01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:26.840 and the way our systems work together is advanced 01:11:26.840 --> 01:11:30.979 so much that you can tailor a workout to not 01:11:30.979 --> 01:11:34.039 only the position he plays and how he plays it, 01:11:34.119 --> 01:11:37.680 but the age he is. So you make sure you don't 01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:41.619 hurt or strain anything because a 30 -year -old's 01:11:41.619 --> 01:11:43.760 workout shouldn't be the same as a 20 -year -old's 01:11:43.760 --> 01:11:47.539 workout. No, and they know this. And also, I'm 01:11:47.539 --> 01:11:49.560 pretty sure that Mahomes probably has his own 01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:52.699 trainer. He'd be smart to, yeah. And I don't 01:11:52.699 --> 01:11:54.760 know if the team pays for it for him, but I'm 01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:57.920 sure he has one guy or two or three dedicated 01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:00.779 to him only. I would say he probably pays them 01:12:00.779 --> 01:12:02.720 himself. That way he knows they're working for 01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:07.109 him and not the team. Yes. I agree. So Denver, 01:12:07.310 --> 01:12:14.329 10 -7, could be 11 -6 easily. Yeah. Okay, so 01:12:14.329 --> 01:12:17.649 I pick the Chiefs number one, and you pick them 01:12:17.649 --> 01:12:23.130 one or two, right? Yeah. I'm looking for a race 01:12:23.130 --> 01:12:26.550 at the end of the season for the AFC West title 01:12:26.550 --> 01:12:29.770 between Denver and Kansas City. I haven't seen 01:12:29.770 --> 01:12:31.670 the schedule yet to see what kind of games are 01:12:31.670 --> 01:12:33.510 late in the season, but they generally try to 01:12:33.510 --> 01:12:36.189 pack the end of the season with some pretty significant 01:12:36.189 --> 01:12:38.329 games that are going to affect people's playoff 01:12:38.329 --> 01:12:41.310 seedings. Yeah, playoffs. Playoffs. So that's 01:12:41.310 --> 01:12:45.550 what I'm kind of looking for. I see the Chiefs 01:12:45.550 --> 01:12:49.289 doing about as well this coming season as they 01:12:49.289 --> 01:12:51.489 did last season, but as you said, in a slightly 01:12:51.489 --> 01:12:53.270 different way. The defense will be all right. 01:12:53.369 --> 01:12:55.850 Offense is going to pick up a little more. But 01:12:55.850 --> 01:12:59.409 everybody's a year older. I think it's going 01:12:59.409 --> 01:13:02.590 to take a toll. I'm giving Kelsey a bounce back 01:13:02.590 --> 01:13:07.390 here. I could see that, yeah. Worthy is so fast. 01:13:08.130 --> 01:13:12.489 Hollywood Brown is a speedster. You have a bunch 01:13:12.489 --> 01:13:14.390 of other components, and plus probably a new 01:13:14.390 --> 01:13:16.750 running back, too, that they're going to draft. 01:13:16.850 --> 01:13:19.850 And you have Hunt, and you might have Pacheco. 01:13:20.909 --> 01:13:22.989 You're going to get Rice back probably halfway 01:13:22.989 --> 01:13:24.989 through the season. Yeah, Rushie Rice. They're 01:13:24.989 --> 01:13:27.520 saying maybe the first of the season now. Oh, 01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:30.500 okay. Rasheed is definitely, he's saying, I'm 01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:32.960 going to be back the full season. And supposedly 01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:35.100 his progress is good enough to where it's in 01:13:35.100 --> 01:13:40.739 the cards. Could be. Yeah. You know, there's 01:13:40.739 --> 01:13:43.359 the injury plus the legal issues. Yeah. And as 01:13:43.359 --> 01:13:46.340 far as the legal issues go, whatever the courts 01:13:46.340 --> 01:13:49.199 decide for him, you know, that has to happen. 01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:52.399 But the NFL can decide to just give him a slap 01:13:52.399 --> 01:13:55.380 on the wrist. If they really want him to play. 01:13:55.500 --> 01:13:57.899 I look for them to do that because he is a high 01:13:57.899 --> 01:13:59.659 -caliber player and they want to see what he 01:13:59.659 --> 01:14:02.220 can do. And I kind of think that they're going 01:14:02.220 --> 01:14:05.000 to be like, look, nobody was killed. They're 01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:07.239 figuring all this out in courts. Nobody's really 01:14:07.239 --> 01:14:08.960 freaked out about it. Let's just go ahead and 01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:11.600 keep it low. Let this guy play. Remember how 01:14:11.600 --> 01:14:14.840 difficult it was for the league to suspend Tom 01:14:14.840 --> 01:14:17.819 Brady for a couple three games? Yeah. They hated 01:14:17.819 --> 01:14:20.920 doing that because the ratings plummeted because 01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:23.739 Brady wasn't on TV. so they learned their lesson 01:14:23.739 --> 01:14:25.439 there is you know if this player does something 01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:28.800 really ugly and horrible let's keep him playing 01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:31.319 and just figure out a way to sell it and schmooze 01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:34.840 it and spin it i agree yeah yeah so they kind 01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:38.359 of like uh but i mean the real atrocity wasn't 01:14:38.359 --> 01:14:41.960 to play gate it was spy game yeah and they hid 01:14:41.960 --> 01:14:44.340 that under the rug with something else yeah and 01:14:44.340 --> 01:14:46.659 that was it so Yeah, they didn't want him going 01:14:46.659 --> 01:14:48.300 away because if they went away, a lot of the 01:14:48.300 --> 01:14:50.140 ratings went away because everybody was waiting 01:14:50.140 --> 01:14:51.960 for him to get their ass kicked, which happened 01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:54.520 a couple of times and not that much. Plus, there's 01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:57.399 still a ton of money to be made on talking about 01:14:57.399 --> 01:15:01.539 the Patriots dynasty and doing shows about it. 01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:03.460 And if you tarnish that legacy, no one's going 01:15:03.460 --> 01:15:05.140 to be interested and you've lost all that money 01:15:05.140 --> 01:15:06.640 -making opportunity. Yeah, they're going to go, 01:15:06.739 --> 01:15:08.659 yeah, you know what, that was just bullshit because 01:15:08.659 --> 01:15:13.239 they cheated. It's like how they covered up Bob 01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:15.880 Saget's death. Oh, yeah, that's right. Because 01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:18.460 if they had revealed exactly the bizarre, weird, 01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:20.619 and creepy circumstances under which he died, 01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:22.880 nobody would watch the reruns of his show anymore. 01:15:23.100 --> 01:15:25.460 No, that's true. And there's revenue gone. Isn't 01:15:25.460 --> 01:15:28.800 that that pervert? Yeah. So they sanitized the 01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:31.039 method of his death so people would still watch 01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:33.420 his TV show reruns. Yeah. Would they do that? 01:15:33.619 --> 01:15:35.439 You're damn right they would. Why wouldn't they? 01:15:35.619 --> 01:15:37.680 There's money to be made. Why wouldn't they? 01:15:37.880 --> 01:15:39.460 They don't give a shit about him. They never 01:15:39.460 --> 01:15:42.500 did. Or the family. No. They certainly don't 01:15:42.500 --> 01:15:44.460 care about us and telling us the truth. Oh, hell 01:15:44.460 --> 01:15:46.420 no. They lie to us routinely, and they think 01:15:46.420 --> 01:15:52.539 it's funny. All right, Chiefs 14 -3, 13 -4, even 01:15:52.539 --> 01:15:55.739 11 possibly. Any of those would not surprise 01:15:55.739 --> 01:15:58.760 me in that range. Yeah, I'm kind of seeing the 01:15:58.760 --> 01:16:01.300 Chiefs and the Chargers in the range between 01:16:01.300 --> 01:16:05.060 12 -5 and 14 -3. Chargers or Broncos? I mean, 01:16:05.079 --> 01:16:09.000 I'm sorry, Broncos. Okay. So I think you're pointing. 01:16:10.320 --> 01:16:14.340 I have an old man brain. Yeah. I think a lot 01:16:14.340 --> 01:16:17.260 of this is going to depend on Bo Nix. Yeah. They're 01:16:17.260 --> 01:16:18.840 going to depend on the running game that they 01:16:18.840 --> 01:16:22.140 have. If it's still successful, then Bo Nix is 01:16:22.140 --> 01:16:25.319 going to have a better season. Another thing 01:16:25.319 --> 01:16:28.100 is the receivers that they're going to draft. 01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:31.079 And I don't know if they're going to pick up 01:16:31.079 --> 01:16:33.239 any, but I expect them to get him some help. 01:16:33.380 --> 01:16:35.239 Yeah. And they're like, you did pretty good, 01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:36.880 but we're going to get you some help, and we're 01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:38.420 going to try to get you over the top. We're going 01:16:38.420 --> 01:16:40.520 to try to get you to that next level. We're going 01:16:40.520 --> 01:16:44.859 to try to get you in the top six or five. I remember 01:16:44.859 --> 01:16:48.920 the Broncos having a punishing running game when 01:16:48.920 --> 01:16:51.760 they were making it to the Super Bowls. Well, 01:16:51.819 --> 01:16:53.640 when they won Super Bowls, they did. When they 01:16:53.640 --> 01:16:55.960 lost Super Bowls, they did not. And that was 01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:58.779 John Elway's army. No defense, no running game. 01:16:58.939 --> 01:17:01.390 Yeah, yeah. And every year they get their ass 01:17:01.390 --> 01:17:06.270 kicked in the Super Bowl. Nobody enjoyed that. 01:17:06.630 --> 01:17:08.189 Yeah, but at least they made it to the Super 01:17:08.189 --> 01:17:12.850 Bowl, not like other teams. Yeah. All right. 01:17:14.210 --> 01:17:16.470 I just wanted to cover the Western Division. 01:17:16.569 --> 01:17:18.689 Next week we can do another one. Sounds good. 01:17:18.850 --> 01:17:20.729 All right. You want to go into the music creeps? 01:17:21.010 --> 01:17:23.390 I've got a whole page of NFL records. Oh, good. 01:17:23.489 --> 01:17:25.770 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. 01:17:25.789 --> 01:17:28.270 Yes. Now, here are some NFL records that you 01:17:28.270 --> 01:17:32.109 really don't want to break. Because, I mean, 01:17:32.149 --> 01:17:34.569 I'm not being mean. The NFL actually keeps track 01:17:34.569 --> 01:17:36.329 of these records. No, no, no, I love this thing. 01:17:36.569 --> 01:17:39.729 These, yeah. Okay, our first one here is the 01:17:39.729 --> 01:17:43.369 shortest career as measured in playing time. 01:17:44.850 --> 01:17:48.770 Ryan Sutter was a Panther safety. His entire 01:17:48.770 --> 01:17:54.630 career was five seconds. He was activated off 01:17:54.630 --> 01:17:58.020 the practice squad. sent in for the opening kickoff, 01:17:58.180 --> 01:18:01.579 during which he missed a tackle, fell and hurt 01:18:01.579 --> 01:18:05.039 his shoulder, and his career was done. Five seconds. 01:18:05.220 --> 01:18:08.000 Five seconds. One play. One play. And he missed 01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:11.779 the tackle. Oh, my gosh. Poor guy. That's the 01:18:11.779 --> 01:18:16.380 Al Bundy. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. All right. 01:18:16.420 --> 01:18:20.119 Most arrests by an NFL player. Michael Irvin? 01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:26.069 The number is ten. Ten arrests. Adam Pac -Man 01:18:26.069 --> 01:18:31.069 Jones and Alden Smith. Wow. Mostly drug and violence 01:18:31.069 --> 01:18:33.810 -related charges. There was some trespassing 01:18:33.810 --> 01:18:35.550 in there, but most of them were drug and violence 01:18:35.550 --> 01:18:38.170 -related. I forgot about Pac -Man. Yeah. He's 01:18:38.170 --> 01:18:43.689 cleaned his act up. He is now. Yeah. He eventually 01:18:43.689 --> 01:18:45.829 dropped the name Pac -Man during his playing 01:18:45.829 --> 01:18:47.649 time. He says, I don't want to be that guy anymore. 01:18:47.810 --> 01:18:49.970 Just call me Adam Jones. Just like Andre Rison. 01:18:50.109 --> 01:18:52.369 Yeah. No more Bad Moon. What was he after that? 01:18:52.430 --> 01:18:54.510 I forgot. Oh, well, it doesn't matter. I can't 01:18:54.510 --> 01:18:56.829 remember. But it's funny, when he dropped the 01:18:56.829 --> 01:18:58.810 Pac -Man. Spider -Man. Yeah. When he dropped 01:18:58.810 --> 01:19:00.970 the Pac -Man, he became Adam Jones, which is 01:19:00.970 --> 01:19:02.789 the same name as the guitar player for Tool. 01:19:02.970 --> 01:19:06.250 Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, now the most arrests 01:19:06.250 --> 01:19:12.090 as a team since the year 2000, Vikings have had 01:19:12.090 --> 01:19:16.210 60. Really? 60 arrests. You wouldn't think of 01:19:16.210 --> 01:19:19.069 them as being a high team for the rest because 01:19:19.069 --> 01:19:21.189 you don't hear that much about them. Well, a 01:19:21.189 --> 01:19:24.050 big chunk of that was that whole party boat thing. 01:19:24.630 --> 01:19:26.229 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember they had the team 01:19:26.229 --> 01:19:28.930 party boat and they were giving lots of drugs, 01:19:28.989 --> 01:19:32.550 lots of underage girls, lots of date rape going 01:19:32.550 --> 01:19:35.770 on. That was a whole Vikings thing. They got 01:19:35.770 --> 01:19:37.729 nailed for that one. You don't want to break 01:19:37.729 --> 01:19:42.829 that record. No, no. Heaviest player ever for 01:19:42.829 --> 01:19:46.090 the NFL. Bears offensive tackle Aaron Gibson 01:19:46.090 --> 01:19:51.409 at 410 pounds. Wow. He made the refrigerator 01:19:51.409 --> 01:19:54.270 probably look somewhat skinny. Yeah, I remember 01:19:54.270 --> 01:19:58.109 William Perry, he was like, he was right around 01:19:58.109 --> 01:20:00.810 300 pounds. And people thought that was just 01:20:00.810 --> 01:20:03.350 comically obese for any human being. But now 01:20:03.350 --> 01:20:05.310 300 pounds for an offensive tackle. That's pretty 01:20:05.310 --> 01:20:06.869 normal. Yeah, that's normal. Pretty normal, yeah. 01:20:06.869 --> 01:20:08.609 But then again, they're not built like he was 01:20:08.609 --> 01:20:10.409 either. I mean, to where it's kind of like a 01:20:10.409 --> 01:20:12.819 lot of fat. going over your belt line and all 01:20:12.819 --> 01:20:16.100 that. Plus, the players now who are carrying 01:20:16.100 --> 01:20:19.260 that weight, they've trained all their lives 01:20:19.260 --> 01:20:22.140 and conditioned to carry that, whereas William 01:20:22.140 --> 01:20:25.100 Perry basically just ate his brains out and put 01:20:25.100 --> 01:20:27.520 on a bunch of fat. And this is self -admitted, 01:20:27.539 --> 01:20:30.159 too. He admits to it, so it's not like we're 01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:34.199 telling anything new. This one's fun. The shortest 01:20:34.199 --> 01:20:37.239 punt ever in NFL history. Oh, this is going to 01:20:37.239 --> 01:20:40.479 be good. Remember Sean Landetta of the Eagles? 01:20:41.210 --> 01:20:45.470 Thank goodness. 1985 playoffs versus the Giants. 01:20:45.510 --> 01:20:48.930 Playoffs. Playoffs. He punted for negative seven 01:20:48.930 --> 01:20:52.869 yards. And that's basically how far behind the 01:20:52.869 --> 01:20:54.909 line of scrimmage he stands. So that punt must 01:20:54.909 --> 01:20:58.970 have gone straight up. And then it came straight 01:20:58.970 --> 01:21:01.010 down and was recovered by a Giants player and 01:21:01.010 --> 01:21:05.989 returned for a touchdown. Oh my gosh. In the 01:21:05.989 --> 01:21:11.100 playoffs. Playoffs. A negative seven -yard punt. 01:21:11.340 --> 01:21:15.000 I love it. Oh, my God. I bet you he bought all 01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:18.539 of the footage on that. Yeah. Yeah, he did a 01:21:18.539 --> 01:21:21.060 Tom Hanks. He's like, I'm never making the Hall 01:21:21.060 --> 01:21:22.779 of Fame now. I might as well just give it up. 01:21:22.899 --> 01:21:26.340 Yep, that's it. But I'll bet you that football 01:21:26.340 --> 01:21:28.279 is probably in the Hall of Fame. I bet it is, 01:21:28.279 --> 01:21:29.760 too. I'll bet it is. This is the minus seven 01:21:29.760 --> 01:21:31.739 football. Hey, come here. Everybody, take it. 01:21:31.739 --> 01:21:36.319 Nobody's ever done this before. Oh, shit. Shit, 01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:38.479 shit, shit, shit, shit. That's all right. It 01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:42.279 worked. Okay. It's all right. Well, sorry about 01:21:42.279 --> 01:21:46.300 that. Let's see if I've got a napkin or something. 01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:48.920 Okay, I'll go get a couple. All right, we'll 01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:52.020 hit pause here. Okay, excitement's over. Yeah, 01:21:52.060 --> 01:21:55.899 a little Cubano spillage there. Curtis and me. 01:21:57.000 --> 01:21:59.899 All right, where were we? Okay, next one. The 01:21:59.899 --> 01:22:06.850 only NFL team to lose a game to the CFL. I didn't 01:22:06.850 --> 01:22:09.130 know that was possible. They used to play exhibition 01:22:09.130 --> 01:22:16.010 games. But let's see. The Buffalo Bills lost 01:22:16.010 --> 01:22:18.810 an exhibition game to the Hamilton Tiger Caps 01:22:18.810 --> 01:22:21.710 38 -21. Does it have the quarterback's name on 01:22:21.710 --> 01:22:26.090 there? It does not. Oh, that's too bad. First 01:22:26.090 --> 01:22:29.449 half they played by the CFL rules. Second half 01:22:29.449 --> 01:22:32.430 they played by NFL rules. How confusing is that? 01:22:32.590 --> 01:22:35.039 That, yeah. I don't blame anyone for losing that 01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:37.520 way. I'd be like, I'm not even going to. Now 01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:40.939 here's the fun part for me. The game was played 01:22:40.939 --> 01:22:45.939 on August 8, 1961. That is the exact day I was 01:22:45.939 --> 01:22:49.180 born. Oh, wow. Just up the road in Rochester, 01:22:49.460 --> 01:22:51.659 New York, I was being born while this game was 01:22:51.659 --> 01:22:54.779 being played. Wow, against the CFL. And that's 01:22:54.779 --> 01:22:58.319 the last time the NFL ever played the CFL. Yeah, 01:22:58.340 --> 01:23:00.180 they didn't want to lose. Yeah, you beat us, 01:23:00.220 --> 01:23:03.229 we're not playing you again. Oh, you know Canada 01:23:03.229 --> 01:23:05.750 has that football up on display somewhere. But 01:23:05.750 --> 01:23:08.630 that was on my actual real birthday. That was 01:23:08.630 --> 01:23:11.329 kind of cool. Wow, that is cool. Yeah. And they 01:23:11.329 --> 01:23:13.750 just jumped across the border anyhow. Yeah, pretty 01:23:13.750 --> 01:23:19.909 much. All right, the most times a player has 01:23:19.909 --> 01:23:22.789 been traded. Oh, that's going to be interesting. 01:23:22.890 --> 01:23:26.350 This is a three -way tie at four trades. Okay. 01:23:26.770 --> 01:23:31.119 Brandon Cooks got traded four times. Kiki Alonzo, 01:23:31.260 --> 01:23:33.020 I think he was a linebacker, got traded four 01:23:33.020 --> 01:23:35.300 times. That sounds about right. And running back 01:23:35.300 --> 01:23:38.100 Eric Dickerson got traded four times. Oh, I knew 01:23:38.100 --> 01:23:40.460 Dickerson did quite a bit. For such a good player, 01:23:40.600 --> 01:23:44.140 he was really good at garnishing the key players 01:23:44.140 --> 01:23:48.680 for other teams. Now, Dickerson would have been 01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:52.199 all alone at five trades, except his final one 01:23:52.199 --> 01:23:54.319 to the Cowboys, he failed the physical, which 01:23:54.319 --> 01:23:57.270 voided the trade. Oh, okay. So he stuck it for 01:23:57.270 --> 01:23:59.289 him. That was probably later in his career, wasn't 01:23:59.289 --> 01:24:02.689 it? Yeah, he was going from the Falcons to the 01:24:02.689 --> 01:24:05.029 Cowboys, and the Cowboys said, no, you're not. 01:24:05.029 --> 01:24:07.250 The Falcons, he did play for them. Yeah, it was 01:24:07.250 --> 01:24:16.250 Rams, and then Colts, and then Raiders, and then 01:24:16.250 --> 01:24:18.909 Falcons. Okay. And then he was going to go to 01:24:18.909 --> 01:24:21.909 the Cowboys, but Bailey Fitzgerald. Wow. So four 01:24:21.909 --> 01:24:26.489 trades each. Okay. Okay. Most single season losses. 01:24:28.350 --> 01:24:33.090 16. So nobody's lost every game in the 17 -game 01:24:33.090 --> 01:24:37.289 schedule yet. But only two teams have lost every 01:24:37.289 --> 01:24:40.630 single game in the 16 games. The 2017 Browns 01:24:40.630 --> 01:24:45.569 and the 2008 Lions. Wow. Okay. Now, I thought 01:24:45.569 --> 01:24:48.130 Cincinnati was on that list. I thought I remembered 01:24:48.130 --> 01:24:50.689 Cincinnati losing every single game. Yeah. But 01:24:50.689 --> 01:24:53.390 I think it was Cleveland. I was thinking of Cleveland 01:24:53.390 --> 01:24:56.100 instead of Cincinnati. For some reason, Cincinnati 01:24:56.100 --> 01:24:57.800 sounds about right, but I guess not. But I think 01:24:57.800 --> 01:25:00.500 that maybe they won one or two games and escaped. 01:25:00.739 --> 01:25:06.119 Yeah, this is before Carson Palmer came in and 01:25:06.119 --> 01:25:08.319 all that. And I forgot the head coach that was 01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:14.159 there for years. Oh, yeah. I can't remember his 01:25:14.159 --> 01:25:17.340 name. Oh, well, anyhow. I don't remember. All 01:25:17.340 --> 01:25:20.140 right, the longest losing streak over multiple 01:25:20.140 --> 01:25:27.449 seasons. is the Chicago Cardinals. Wow. Yeah, 01:25:27.510 --> 01:25:29.689 before they were the Arizona Cardinals. Or the 01:25:29.689 --> 01:25:31.430 St. Louis Cardinals. Well, they were the Phoenix 01:25:31.430 --> 01:25:34.149 Cardinals. Then they were the St. Louis Cardinals, 01:25:34.170 --> 01:25:35.930 and before that they were the Chicago Cardinals. 01:25:36.210 --> 01:25:38.989 Okay. So back when the Bears and the Cardinals 01:25:38.989 --> 01:25:43.369 were both playing in Chicago, they had a playoff 01:25:43.369 --> 01:25:46.630 game to see which team was going to stay and 01:25:46.630 --> 01:25:48.550 which was going to leave. And the Cardinals lost, 01:25:48.750 --> 01:25:52.310 so they moved to St. Louis. Oh, wow. Yeah. So 01:25:52.310 --> 01:25:54.829 anyway, the Chicago Cardinals from 19... That's 01:25:54.829 --> 01:25:57.850 interesting. I never knew that. Yeah. Between 01:25:57.850 --> 01:26:02.649 1942 and 1945, so there's four seasons during 01:26:02.649 --> 01:26:06.649 World War II, the Cardinals lost 29 games in 01:26:06.649 --> 01:26:10.850 a row. Wow. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. They lost the 01:26:10.850 --> 01:26:15.279 last four of the 42 season. They lost all 10 01:26:15.279 --> 01:26:18.960 in the 43 season, all 10 in the 44 season, and 01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:22.659 the first five of the 1945 season. Just to give 01:26:22.659 --> 01:26:28.539 everyone an idea, an 0 -4 team is harder to do 01:26:28.539 --> 01:26:33.000 than an 0 -4 winning team. Yeah. 17 -0, it's 01:26:33.000 --> 01:26:36.640 harder to go 0 -17. Yes, it really is. Yeah, 01:26:36.659 --> 01:26:38.840 so that will give you an idea about how inept 01:26:38.840 --> 01:26:42.100 that team was. And this was including the year 01:26:42.100 --> 01:26:46.020 1944. The Chicago Cardinals temporarily merged 01:26:46.020 --> 01:26:48.319 with the Pittsburgh Steelers because neither 01:26:48.319 --> 01:26:51.199 team had enough players to field a team because 01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:53.819 everyone was all fighting World War II. Okay, 01:26:53.939 --> 01:26:56.939 that makes sense. 29 losses. And also there's 01:26:56.939 --> 01:27:00.199 no men to watch it. Yeah. But when they did break 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:03.680 the streak with a win, they beat, I think, the 01:27:03.680 --> 01:27:06.439 Bears. Oh, okay. And then they lost the rest 01:27:06.439 --> 01:27:10.039 of the games that season. You know, the Bears 01:27:10.039 --> 01:27:12.609 are like. Oh, my gosh. What the hell? Yeah, why 01:27:12.609 --> 01:27:16.109 did we have to be the ones? I would have been. 01:27:17.270 --> 01:27:20.289 This one surprised me. Most Super Bowl losses 01:27:20.289 --> 01:27:23.670 by a franchise. Okay. Two teams are tied with 01:27:23.670 --> 01:27:26.909 five. One's the Broncos. I was getting ready 01:27:26.909 --> 01:27:28.770 to say Broncos, and that was John Elway. Who 01:27:28.770 --> 01:27:34.210 do you think the other one is? Buffalo. Patriots. 01:27:35.159 --> 01:27:37.220 Oh, that's right, because they lost two before 01:27:37.220 --> 01:27:42.180 Brady. Before Brady, yeah. They've been in so 01:27:42.180 --> 01:27:45.060 many Super Bowls that they've lost five of them, 01:27:45.100 --> 01:27:47.760 and they still are, I think, have the most Super 01:27:47.760 --> 01:27:52.520 Bowl wins. That's just crazy. Okay, most consecutive 01:27:52.520 --> 01:27:55.960 Super Bowl losses. Buffalo. Buffalo Bills, yep. 01:27:56.260 --> 01:28:00.159 They lost four in a row. In 1990, the loss to 01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:04.069 the Giants, NFC East team. In 91, they lost to 01:28:04.069 --> 01:28:06.710 the then Washington Redskins, NFC East team. 01:28:06.989 --> 01:28:10.529 And then in 92 and 93, they lost to the Cowboys 01:28:10.529 --> 01:28:13.909 both times. Again, NFC East. NFC East. So for 01:28:13.909 --> 01:28:16.569 four years in a row, we had the Buffalo Bills 01:28:16.569 --> 01:28:19.010 playing somebody from the NFC East in the Super 01:28:19.010 --> 01:28:20.670 Bowl. And losing everyone. Four years in a row. 01:28:20.750 --> 01:28:22.350 Yep. And lost all four of them. That's where 01:28:22.350 --> 01:28:24.850 the white right came from. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:28:24.869 --> 01:28:27.050 Scott Norwood. And then they were going to change 01:28:27.050 --> 01:28:31.229 their area code in Buffalo to 044. Yeah, I remember 01:28:31.229 --> 01:28:37.069 that one too. And then this Bill's Cowboys Super 01:28:37.069 --> 01:28:39.710 Bowl is going to come up later, too. Okay, lowest 01:28:39.710 --> 01:28:44.289 scoring Super Bowl. It was Super Bowl 53 in 2019. 01:28:44.390 --> 01:28:49.109 The Patriots beat the Rams 13 -3. Okay. That 01:28:49.109 --> 01:28:51.050 was boring as hell. It was also one of the most 01:28:51.050 --> 01:28:54.189 lowest rated Super Bowls. Well, there's no excitement 01:28:54.189 --> 01:28:58.369 between those two. Think of it. Yeah. Brady can 01:28:58.369 --> 01:29:04.239 only score 13 points. Okay. No, and by this time, 01:29:04.300 --> 01:29:08.260 Brady was like kind of a, you know. Yeah. All 01:29:08.260 --> 01:29:11.340 right, most Super Bowl turnovers by a single 01:29:11.340 --> 01:29:15.659 team. In Super Bowl XXVII, the Bills lost nine 01:29:15.659 --> 01:29:19.920 turnovers to the Cowboys. I'd forgotten about 01:29:19.920 --> 01:29:23.000 that, but I believe it. Yeah, that's more than 01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:25.630 two per quarter. How many did Jim Kelly lose, 01:29:25.789 --> 01:29:27.829 I wonder? I bet you he lost probably four of 01:29:27.829 --> 01:29:29.810 those, I would think so. Yeah, and that was the 01:29:29.810 --> 01:29:33.710 game where the Cowboys won 52 -17. Wow. Yeah. 01:29:34.109 --> 01:29:36.970 Now, the most Super Bowl turnovers totaled by 01:29:36.970 --> 01:29:42.489 both teams combined, 11. Yeah, Super Bowl V, 01:29:42.630 --> 01:29:45.930 which is sometimes called the Blunder Bowl, it 01:29:45.930 --> 01:29:49.470 was the Colts against the Cowboys. Now, two years 01:29:49.470 --> 01:29:53.050 previous, the Colts had been the NFC team playing 01:29:53.050 --> 01:29:55.930 the Jets. But then with the merger, the Colts 01:29:55.930 --> 01:29:58.550 got switched to the AFC, and now they represented 01:29:58.550 --> 01:30:01.390 the AFC in the Super Bowl. So the Colts have 01:30:01.390 --> 01:30:05.649 represented both sides. Okay. The Colts had seven 01:30:05.649 --> 01:30:08.789 turnovers. The Cowboys had four, but the Colts 01:30:08.789 --> 01:30:12.510 still won the game 16 -13. Wow. But it was just 01:30:12.510 --> 01:30:14.890 mistake after mistake. And it wasn't like, you 01:30:14.890 --> 01:30:17.109 know, punching out the ball or cool interceptions. 01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:20.079 It was just bad play. Bad play. It was just, 01:30:20.140 --> 01:30:22.979 yeah. Which is horrible. For the Super Bowl. 01:30:23.060 --> 01:30:27.199 Yeah. Anyway. All right. Only Super Bowl non 01:30:27.199 --> 01:30:31.220 -sellout. I can't believe that, but go ahead. 01:30:31.380 --> 01:30:35.779 Super Bowl I. Oh, I can. 1967 Packers versus 01:30:35.779 --> 01:30:38.600 Chiefs. It was carried on two TV networks simultaneously. 01:30:39.560 --> 01:30:42.119 Because the AFL had their own network and the 01:30:42.119 --> 01:30:45.340 NFL had their network. And also, they were still 01:30:45.340 --> 01:30:47.619 the foolish dozen that was never going to make 01:30:47.619 --> 01:30:49.579 anything. They were like, no, they're going to 01:30:49.579 --> 01:30:51.840 go under. And they never thought they'd merge 01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:55.340 with the NFL because they became so prominent. 01:30:56.600 --> 01:31:00.779 Yeah, after a couple of seasons, someone remarked 01:31:00.779 --> 01:31:04.140 that Lamar Hunt had lost a million dollars during 01:31:04.140 --> 01:31:08.060 the past season of football. And the NFL owners 01:31:08.060 --> 01:31:09.680 were chuckling about that, and then somebody 01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:11.920 commented, yeah, at that rate, he'll only last 01:31:11.920 --> 01:31:16.239 another 53 seasons. And then the NFL said, oh, 01:31:16.359 --> 01:31:19.039 shit, they aren't going anywhere. We better make 01:31:19.039 --> 01:31:24.939 a merger. Yep. Anyways, 30 ,000 unsold tickets 01:31:24.939 --> 01:31:27.739 to Super Bowl I, and the prices range from $12 01:31:27.739 --> 01:31:32.579 to $115. Oh, wow. But back then, it was not even 01:31:32.579 --> 01:31:35.460 called the Super Bowl yet. Uh -huh. The halftime 01:31:35.460 --> 01:31:38.699 show was a college marching band and demonstrations 01:31:38.699 --> 01:31:47.039 of jetpacks. Oh, my God, how much it's changed. 01:31:47.319 --> 01:31:50.859 And it is rumored that Packers star player Max 01:31:50.859 --> 01:31:54.460 McGee was hung over and hiding in the stands 01:31:54.460 --> 01:31:56.899 with the fans at the start of the game because 01:31:56.899 --> 01:31:59.119 he couldn't play. And somebody went and found 01:31:59.119 --> 01:32:01.439 him and made him dress and go in and play. Oh, 01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:03.159 that's funny. And he wound up doing really well. 01:32:04.970 --> 01:32:13.430 Two more. Biggest blowout in NFL history. It 01:32:13.430 --> 01:32:17.250 was the 1940 NFL Championships between the Bears 01:32:17.250 --> 01:32:20.970 and the then Washington Redskins. 73 to nothing. 01:32:22.229 --> 01:32:26.170 Wow. Oh my gosh. Ten touchdowns in the field 01:32:26.170 --> 01:32:30.289 goal. And it got to the point about halftime. 01:32:30.779 --> 01:32:33.100 The officials came to the Bears and said, listen, 01:32:33.199 --> 01:32:35.439 you've got to quit scoring touchdowns because 01:32:35.439 --> 01:32:38.100 when you do, you kick the extra point and we 01:32:38.100 --> 01:32:39.899 lose the ball. It goes in the stands and we're 01:32:39.899 --> 01:32:42.260 running out of footballs. So you need to quit 01:32:42.260 --> 01:32:43.920 scoring because we're running out of footballs. 01:32:43.920 --> 01:32:46.500 And Chicago said, screw that, and they just went 01:32:46.500 --> 01:32:49.079 ahead and kept scoring. So they had to go, when 01:32:49.079 --> 01:32:51.180 they kicked the extra point, they had to go into 01:32:51.180 --> 01:32:53.939 the stands and get the ball back so they could 01:32:53.939 --> 01:32:59.000 keep playing. Wow. Different times, huh? Yeah. 01:33:00.769 --> 01:33:07.409 okay biggest blown lead okay of all time was 01:33:07.409 --> 01:33:13.130 the 2022 colts they were up 33 to nothing over 01:33:13.130 --> 01:33:19.390 the vikings lost 39 36 in overtime wow i remember 01:33:19.390 --> 01:33:21.550 that game i remember seeing you know the scores 01:33:21.550 --> 01:33:24.029 flash up and the colts were just like destroying 01:33:24.029 --> 01:33:26.569 the vikings and then the vikings started coming 01:33:26.569 --> 01:33:31.560 back and I think the Colts had to kick a field 01:33:31.560 --> 01:33:34.479 goal to send it into overtime to tie it at 36. 01:33:34.800 --> 01:33:37.600 Then the Vikings won it in overtime. Wow. That 01:33:37.600 --> 01:33:40.699 was one point better than the Bills beating the 01:33:40.699 --> 01:33:42.760 Houston Oilers in the playoffs, overcoming a 01:33:42.760 --> 01:33:47.739 32 -point deficit. Was that Warren Moon? Yep. 01:33:47.779 --> 01:33:51.359 The Oilers were ahead by 32 points, and it was 01:33:51.359 --> 01:33:54.319 like second half already. I think I remember 01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:56.899 that one. And I was like, wow. And Jim Kelly 01:33:56.899 --> 01:33:58.800 even got knocked out of the game. And backup 01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:02.239 Frank Reich came in and brought him all the way 01:34:02.239 --> 01:34:05.399 back and sent the Oilers home. And Carl Peterson 01:34:05.399 --> 01:34:11.100 was on the phone. So, that's what I got for you. 01:34:11.279 --> 01:34:13.979 Those are NFL records that you don't want to 01:34:13.979 --> 01:34:16.060 break. No, no, no, no. You don't want to get 01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:19.260 those. Yes. All right. All right, so shall we 01:34:19.260 --> 01:34:21.579 end this segment and proceed to the next? Yeah. 01:34:22.509 --> 01:34:24.850 Thanks for listening. Go fuck yourself.