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Hey, you pilgrims. This is Mark from Two Douchebags

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and Microphone. And this is the Two Douchebags

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and Microphone thought of the day. Hey, good

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kid. No one gives an ounce of shit what you had

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for breakfast. Not even the person on the other

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end. You look like a mentally slow driv yelling

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into thin air all through the store. I pray that

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Bluetooth shorts you out and blows up your eardrums.

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What men consider self -centered dunce. Mommy

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constantly coddled this dummy and it fucking

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shows. Go look back home and bore your dog. Wait,

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you probably forgot the theme because you're

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too busy looking in the mirror all day. Fuck

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off. The Music Creeps, the only show anywhere

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with gusto. You might ask yourself what gusto

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is. Gusto was the magical secret ingredient in

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Schlitz beer that made it so damn good. And that's

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what makes this podcast so damn good. Hi there.

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This is your ears. Why are you listening to this

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garbage? I thought we were friends. The Music

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Creeps, the only show anywhere with gusto. You

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might ask yourself what gusto is. Gusto was the

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magical secret ingredient in Schlitz beer that

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made it so damn good. And that's what makes this

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podcast. So damn good. I can't do the scratching.

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Sorry. Okay. You know what? That's enough. People

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got the point. Yes. You guys are in luck. That's

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it. Yes. All right. The first thing I want to

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start off with is what I talked to you about.

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Okay, we were both like, how in the hell are

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they going to do a final show with Ozzy when

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he's in a wheelchair? Yeah. You know, the Parkinson's

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got him so bad to where he can't walk. Yeah,

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dude's deteriorating. Ever since the announcement

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of the concert, his capabilities are getting

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less and less. I think they were always there

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because I saw videos and I said something about

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it going, it does not look good. Yeah. okay where

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he could barely walk on a cane going to get his

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mail yeah there are several videos that people

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leaked out online and i knew that there was more

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going on than what they were saying it's been

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this bad all a lot for quite a while now they

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just announced it because they have to you know

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he comes out there in a wheelchair people go

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what the hell happened yeah you know so yeah

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it does make it sound like they were planning

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to fool us all along then they realized yeah

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this ain't gonna work listen that camp there

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has been known for trickery like that for a long

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time allegedly yeah so okay um they figured out

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a way around it ozzy's gonna be in a flying throne

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on his last concert and that is so perfect that

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fits in really well with his image too it does

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because his very first blizzard of oz tour solo

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he came out on the throne Of course, he had vampire

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teeth and stuff like that, but still. Who knows?

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He might wear them this time. Might as well.

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Like you said, it's so fitting, and it's something

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that you would expect from him because he's always

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been over the top. He's always been outrageous,

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and I should think his final concert should be

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the same, and I also think that he can perform

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more like that. They say his voice is fine. That's

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good. That's good. I mean, you might even see

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another record from him. I know he's put out

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songs with Billy Morrison. And I think he put

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out like two or three songs since his last album

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a couple of years ago, which is Patient No. 9,

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which was a really good album. Yeah. He got to

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work with his idols like Jeff Beck. And before

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that, he got to work with Elton John on Ordinary

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Man. And that was one of his idols. And then

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he got to work with Eric Clapton on one of the

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songs. So Jeff Beck was, I think, two songs,

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and one song was Eric Clapton. The title track

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was Jeff Beck and Him, Patient No. 9. Interesting

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guitar sounds. You could see a lot of where Steve...

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Steve, I got his influence from him. And you

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could tell, because they do the emotions so well.

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You know, the guitar speaks for him. Yeah. And

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that's why Jeff Beck was so good. Jeff Beck wasn't

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a virtuoso, you know, but he could. Yeah. But

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he wasn't. You know, he did what he needed to

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do to play. But he came up with all these different

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sounds to indicate what the song meant. Yeah,

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he was very expressive without hitting you over

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the head with his finger skills. Yes, exactly.

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But he could do that because I've seen him do

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that. But anyhow, he passed away shortly after

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that, so I'm pretty sure Ozzy feels... Bittersweet.

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Like, I got to work with him, and he died right

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after. Eric Clapton's still around. He is. But

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anyhow. Still hates immigrants. I set that up

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on a tee for you. I knew you were going to do

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that. So anyhow, brilliant. Brilliant. Yeah,

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it's such a smart idea to do that. Yeah. So,

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I mean, that's really all I got on that. I just

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wanted to start that off and go, fucking clever.

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And, you know, I think Ozzy's fans and the average

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person who's going to want to see this or buy

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the video or whatever, they're going to do it

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regardless of Ozzy's capabilities. Just be honest

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with us about his capabilities. Yes. And we'll

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still go. We'll still pay. We'll still enjoy

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it. Just don't lie to us about it. It's sold

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out in like three minutes, and that's the problem.

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Yeah. None of this was announced before the tickets.

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And it wouldn't have made a difference. If they'd

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announced in advance, it still would have sewn

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up in three minutes. Well, I'm disappointed just

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as much in that as the trickery from what I see

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allegedly, you know, this way we feel. Okay,

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I'm disappointed in that, just the trickery,

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just as much as I am their failure to realize

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the cult following of Ozzy. Yeah, yeah. They

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should know that it would not matter, and it

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doesn't matter. I think, actually, it added to

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people wanting to see him more. I think so. I

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think so. They probably hadn't even thought about

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it yet. They probably just went ahead and booked

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this and was like, okay, we'll figure it all

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out later, and this is our answer for one of

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the deals. Here's a good example of how honesty

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sells. There's a European country. It's one of

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the northern countries, like Scandinavia and

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Belgium, somewhere around there. Their anti -smoking

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laws were to the point where every pack of cigarettes

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sold had the big... print on it bigger than the

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logo of the cigarette itself said this product

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will kill you it will cause cancer and kill you

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and sales of cigarettes went up because people

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thought that was pretty cool wow you know how

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mean i am i smoke cigarettes this could kill

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me and i don't pay i don't give a shit so tell

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people what ozzy's capable of and exactly how

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Disabled, he's gone, whatever. They won't care.

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They're going to come anyway. People still like

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him. But if you lie to them, they're going to

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hate Sharon forever. Yeah, and, well, I think

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the hate group is already there. Listen, I think

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she's brilliant, shrewd, a little too much for

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me. Brilliant? Yes. Yeah, but she's lost her

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decency and humanity along the way. I love what

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Tony Iommi said not too long ago in the press.

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They were talking about... You know, her dad,

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Don Arden, was notorious for being shrewd and

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ripping people off, allegedly, and all that stuff.

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Yeah. And Tony Obey said, that's why he went

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with his daughter, and she did everything we

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thought her dad was going to do. Yep. And I'm

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like, whoo! That plan did not work out. No, I

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sure would like to see that backstage at this

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show. Got a cough now. Oh, okay. Okay. Is it

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still on? Yeah, we're still on. Oh, okay. I just

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coughed in everyone's ear. Oh, good, good. Don't

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worry, he can't catch anything. So, all right.

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And he's not sick anyhow. No, this is from abusing

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my throat by snoring all night. Yes. Cindy said

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it really sounded like I was sawing logs. She

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was sleeping in the front room in the recliner

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because that was more comfortable for her knee.

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Sometimes when I'm snoring, she'll call my phone

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to wake me up. She'll tell me, turn over, turn

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over. And I won't remember, but I do. Okay, thank

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you. She said last night I was snoring loudly,

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and then all of a sudden I stopped. And she's

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like, okay, did you quit snoring or is he not

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breathing? He died. It's a brutal game. Yeah.

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I think I can hear them breathing. I hope so.

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Oh, well, I've got to go back to MASH. I definitely

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have sleep apnea. I need to clean out my CPAP

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and start using it again. CPAPs are tough. They're

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tough, yeah. You can tolerate them or you can't.

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I've got a dental dam. And I thought that was

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great. And I can tolerate it more than a CPAP.

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A mask type thing, yeah. Yeah, but it still sucks.

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It does. Because there's this element of waking

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up and your mouth being in a weird position and

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thinking that you're not breathing. Yeah. And

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I, from what I understand, a lot of people do

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that. And they're like, ugh! What a horrible

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way to start your day. Oh, yeah, it sucks. So,

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and then a lot of times you end up spitting it

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out anyhow. And then you wake up and, you know.

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It's across the room and you're like, what? Yeah,

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yeah. I'm not sure how we got here from Sharon

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Osbourne. I don't know either. I think it's because

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I was coughing. Oh, okay. So I have some of the

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strangest double bill concerts. Oh, excellent.

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And then you have some stuff too. Yeah, yeah.

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I've got, let's tease them, but I've got songs

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that the title of the song is not in the lyrics.

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I have bands with no original members left. I

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love that one. Bands who have members who are

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in a relationship. Cool. And songs with really

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messed up meanings. That's cool. I have bands

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that do not sound like their name. Oh, that's

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a good one, too. The 12 weirdest song titles

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in rock history, according to Rock and Roll Mag

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online. Yeah, and it was a poll that they did.

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And then I also have some of the strangest concerts

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ever because of events that happened. Oh, yeah.

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Some tragic and some odd and funny. So, anyhow,

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is our coffees ready? I think those two are ours.

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Oh, okay. Let me hit the P button. Okay. But

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then when they explain it to us, it'll be in

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Italian and we'll be where we are now and just

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like going, okay, well, whatever. Oh, that's

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true. That's true. Yeah. I have my cappuccino

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misgendered as a latte. Wow. And Topher. suggested

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that we talk to an Italian person to find out

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the rules. Is a cappuccino a latte or not? Yeah.

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By definition, I guess it kind of is, right?

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Yeah. It's like every Pekingese is a dog, but

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not every dog is a Pekingese. Yeah, yeah. So,

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yeah, my coffee was misgendered, but I'm not

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offended by it. I'm fine. I think your coffee's

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offended. I know, but my coffee does look like

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a latte. So, you know, I kind of get it. Wow,

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that's piercing. I got it. Hang on. I'm going

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to call my coffee they. Oh, okay. Okay. I'll

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cover it. I'm going to call my coffee It. It?

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Because coffee is It. It is the shiz. I wonder

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what you do about languages like German, because

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they have words that are feminine, words that

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are masculine, and words that are neutral. I'm

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going to come up with a fake word, just like,

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you know, Soundgarden. Soundgarden, I use the

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German pronunciation. Yeah. Okay. Schnackla.

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That is coffee in my world. Okay. German. German

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for coffee. Schnackla. And you know, there are

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no rules about languages. So you can invent a

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whole language yourself and be the only person

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that speaks it. And it's still a bona fide, real,

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legitimate language. I've done that before on

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alternative insults. Yeah. And people get it.

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You call someone an ostrich and they're like,

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what? You're a fucking ostrich. They know what

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you mean. Yeah. But you really didn't say anything.

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It means something else in my world, man. A banister.

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I used to make a guy mad. I called him a banister.

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If I really wanted to piss him off, a guy I worked

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with, I'd call him a wooden banister. And I'm

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just like, that sets him off? Anyhow, do you

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want to go into yours first or me? Let's try

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the songs that have the title not in the lyrics.

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Like that? Yeah. Here's a song by The Who. Everyone

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knows it by Teenage Wasteland. Teenage Wasteland.

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Yeah, it's Baba O 'Reilly. Wasn't he like an

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activist or something? I have no idea. I didn't

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even bother to look it up. I just thought it

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was cool. Okay, they named it after somebody,

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and I can't remember who. Yeah. Okay. Neil Young's

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famous song, After the Gold Rush, does not contain

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those words. Wow. Yeah. And there's people out

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there that's like, well, let me listen to that

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song again, man. I can swear it was in there.

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You know what? When you said that, I didn't,

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jeez. Who the heck is, whose backup beeper is

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that? Who the fuck has a stairlift? That's what

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it sounds like. It sounds like a stairlift beeper.

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I think it's that motorized scooter behind you.

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Oh, okay. On the other side of the glass. I think

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she was backing up. Wow, that was loud. Yeah.

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Badge by Cream. That's true. Yep. Badge never

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appears in the words. Anyway, Eric Clapton said

00:14:11.259 --> 00:14:12.740
they made up the words for that one. They were

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really freaking high. There you go. Nothing makes

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any sense. It's a great song, by the way. Yeah.

00:14:17.860 --> 00:14:21.519
Great song. There's a song by John Lennon where

00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:24.159
he's thinking about, Christ, you know it ain't

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easy. You know how hard it can be. That's actually

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called The Ballad of John and Yoko. Oh, that's

00:14:31.820 --> 00:14:33.759
right. Which is not in the lyrics. No, it's not.

00:14:34.340 --> 00:14:38.740
Black Dog by Led Zeppelin. Does not contain the

00:14:38.740 --> 00:14:42.559
word Black Dog. That's a great one. Blue Monday

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by New Order, which used to be Joy Division.

00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:48.759
Yeah, yep. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Oh, good

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one. Nobody ever says Bohemian or Rhapsody in

00:14:52.139 --> 00:14:55.080
that entire song. No, that was a descriptive

00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:58.720
title. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's great. And

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you know, I left a lot of classical songs out

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of this because... That's kind of the whole idea

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for classical pieces. You don't give them actual

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time. No, no, no. You give them, yeah. Without

00:15:08.379 --> 00:15:10.340
going into it. We know why they give it to them.

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Dramatically or theoretically. Pink Floyd has

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a song called Brain Damage on Dark Side of the

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Moon. And it's the one where it's kind of the

00:15:22.220 --> 00:15:24.840
same song. The lunatic is on the grass. Yeah,

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I love this song. The lunatic is in the hall.

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Yeah, it's called Brain Damage. I forgot all

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about that song, and I forgot the name of it.

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It was Brain Damage. All right. Smashing Pumpkins.

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Okay. Bullet with Butterfly Wings. True. Not

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in the lyrics. Everyone knows Rat in the Cage.

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Yep. It's a Rat in the Cage song. Yep. It's one

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of those songs that gets called by the lyrics

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constantly. As a matter of fact, you go to YouTube

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and say Rat in the Cage, it'll take you to Bullet

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with Butterfly Wings. Yep. That was one of their

00:15:53.250 --> 00:15:56.309
harder -edged songs. Oh, yeah. The video to that

00:15:56.309 --> 00:15:58.929
is pretty awesome, too. It is. But a lot of the

00:15:58.929 --> 00:16:01.990
original fans were really pissed off about it.

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They're like, you're trying to go grunge or whatever.

00:16:05.610 --> 00:16:08.409
Billy Corgan just did what he thought the song

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needed. He's the brain behind that whole thing.

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Here's another one. You've heard the song by

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Buffalo Springfield. It's time to stop. Hey,

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what's that sound? Everybody look what's going

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down. The song is called For What It's Worth.

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Didn't know that. Always knew to stop. What's

00:16:29.649 --> 00:16:31.929
that sound? Yeah. Everybody look what's going

00:16:31.929 --> 00:16:34.470
down is how I always heard it. Yeah. It's actually

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called For What It's Worth. For What It's Worth.

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Yeah. I actually, I really like that. Yeah. It's

00:16:39.210 --> 00:16:41.690
kind of like, for what it's worth. Yeah. I got

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this. Famous song on the Beatles White Album.

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A Day in the Life. Yeah, that's true. You woke

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up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my

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head. A Day in the Life does not appear anywhere

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in the lyrics. Yep, and that's the song that

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admitted that Paul McCartney was killed in a

00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:01.879
wreck. Yep. And they replaced him with a Canadian

00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:06.539
cop. Yep. Billy Shears. Thank you. Yeah. Yes.

00:17:06.539 --> 00:17:09.599
Yeah, exactly. It was Billy Shears. Yeah. Led

00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:13.480
Zeppelin song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You don't

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have to go. It's called Deer Maker. Deer Maker,

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yeah. It was a joke about reggae because the

00:17:19.819 --> 00:17:22.799
guys in the band thought reggae was stupid. I

00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:24.220
didn't know that. So they made that song as a

00:17:24.220 --> 00:17:27.319
joke about reggae. Oh, that's fucking awesome.

00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:30.220
Isn't it? Led Zeppelin thought reggae was stupid.

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And that's back when you didn't have to apologize

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for it. You didn't give your fucking opinion,

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and people were like, okay, well, I don't agree

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with it, or all right, fuck you. The title is

00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:47.940
weird. It's D -Y -E -R, and then M -A -K -E -R.

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Was that like a saying, like a Rastafarian thing

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or something? I don't know. It's the way you

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would write down somebody saying, do you make

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her, in a weird accent. Miss Goldstein's love

00:18:01.440 --> 00:18:04.279
interest. Ooh. That's right. He was talking to

00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:07.259
himself. Go ahead. So if you're saying, do you

00:18:07.259 --> 00:18:11.779
make her? Meaning, do you like her? Are you attracted

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to her? Do you make her? But if in the accent

00:18:14.339 --> 00:18:18.799
it comes out, do you make her? That's where the

00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:21.980
song came from. Oh, do you think she's attracted?

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That is something I'm convinced. I've never heard

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that before. No, I had to look it up. Wow. Oh,

00:18:28.599 --> 00:18:31.059
did you think of the name and just go, huh, I

00:18:31.059 --> 00:18:34.519
wonder why? And then looked up. Most people I

00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:38.079
know pronounce it Dyer Maker. I do because it's

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D -Y. Yeah. And if you pronounce it that way,

00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:43.599
you really kind of miss what it could possibly

00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:46.880
mean. Yeah, but if it's pronounced the way they

00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:49.420
meant it, you kind of start getting into a little

00:18:49.420 --> 00:18:52.259
bit more of the feeling. So that wasn't very

00:18:52.259 --> 00:18:56.140
cool. I'm still going with Dyer Maker. Yeah.

00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:01.359
There's a Nazareth song. Now you're messing with

00:19:01.359 --> 00:19:05.680
a son of a bitch. That one's called Hair of the

00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:09.019
Dog, which appears nowhere in the lyrics. No,

00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:11.799
I know, but at least people give that one credit.

00:19:12.039 --> 00:19:14.380
Yeah. A lot of people know that as Hair of the

00:19:14.380 --> 00:19:16.480
Dog. Yeah, that was a single, so it was pretty

00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:20.400
popular. Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin. That's

00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:21.660
an interesting one. I come from the land of the

00:19:21.660 --> 00:19:24.599
ice and snow and hot springs. Nowhere in there

00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:27.380
does he say Immigrant Song. But it is descriptive

00:19:27.380 --> 00:19:29.920
to come from somewhere else, which would mean

00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:32.299
an end grant. Anyhow. So that kind of makes sense.

00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:34.799
Yeah. Okay, there's an Emerson Lake and Palmer

00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:37.299
song. Welcome back, my friends, to the show that

00:19:37.299 --> 00:19:39.559
never ends. I'm so glad you could attend. Come

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inside, come inside. It's called Carn Evil 9.

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K -A -R -N -E -V -I -L 9. Wow. Now, Carn Evil

00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:54.309
could be a play on Carnival. Yeah, it could be.

00:19:54.329 --> 00:19:55.950
They could have took the word carnival and then

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split it into two words and dispelled it and

00:19:58.089 --> 00:20:00.349
became carn -evil. Yeah, kind of like in the

00:20:00.349 --> 00:20:02.710
Garden of Eden. Yeah, means in the Garden of

00:20:02.710 --> 00:20:04.950
Eden. Yeah, but they were so fucked up they thought

00:20:04.950 --> 00:20:06.769
they were saying it, but they weren't. That's

00:20:06.769 --> 00:20:08.410
the rumor. I don't know if that's true or not.

00:20:09.130 --> 00:20:12.089
Okay, talking heads of a song. This ain't no

00:20:12.089 --> 00:20:14.970
party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling

00:20:14.970 --> 00:20:18.549
around. That's called Life After Wartime. Actually,

00:20:18.609 --> 00:20:20.410
I knew that, but I forgot it. Since that was

00:20:20.410 --> 00:20:23.839
a single, a lot of people do know that one. Nirvana's

00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:28.200
got the song, I'm so happy, cause today I found

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my friends in my head. That's called lithium,

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which is the drug that they give to people when

00:20:35.279 --> 00:20:39.079
they're having difficulties. And also, Smells

00:20:39.079 --> 00:20:41.079
Like Teen Spirit is not in the lyrics either.

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No, it's not. It's a massive hit. I think I left

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that one off. Oh, no, I've got Smells Like Teen

00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:49.359
Spirit. Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't mean to preempt

00:20:49.359 --> 00:20:56.670
you. That's okay. There's a Green Day song where

00:20:56.670 --> 00:20:59.109
he's singing about, you know, it's the same old

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shit, I'm sitting in my hotel room, there's nothing

00:21:01.049 --> 00:21:04.390
on TV, and I'm fucking wasted. That's called

00:21:04.390 --> 00:21:09.950
Longview. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I was in

00:21:09.950 --> 00:21:11.930
the band where we did that song, and it showed

00:21:11.930 --> 00:21:14.230
up on the set list as Longview. And I said, what

00:21:14.230 --> 00:21:15.910
the fuck is Longview? And they said, yeah, it's

00:21:15.910 --> 00:21:18.539
that Green Day song. I didn't even know it by

00:21:18.539 --> 00:21:20.900
the title. Actually, I didn't either for a while,

00:21:20.940 --> 00:21:26.539
but what was the other one that was like in Everlong?

00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:29.680
Yeah. Foo Fighters. Yeah, that's never on there

00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:32.119
either. Anyhow. Oh, no, that is in there. Is

00:21:32.119 --> 00:21:35.599
it? I think so. I think one time he sings Everlong.

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Okay. All right. At the end of a verse, I think

00:21:38.460 --> 00:21:41.759
he goes, Everlong. He felt the need to. Yeah.

00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:44.660
Like, there you guys go. Shut up. Now, if you're

00:21:44.660 --> 00:21:47.900
making a movie. the title has to appear somewhere

00:21:47.900 --> 00:21:50.700
on screen at some point. Yeah. Or you can't,

00:21:50.700 --> 00:21:53.720
which is why Apocalypse Now is a good example

00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:57.140
of that. The only time that word, that phrase

00:21:57.140 --> 00:21:59.700
appears on screen is late in the movie when it's

00:21:59.700 --> 00:22:03.359
painted on a wall. And they did that last minute

00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:05.339
because somebody told them, you've got to have

00:22:05.339 --> 00:22:08.119
the words Apocalypse Now appear somewhere or

00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:11.480
you can't register this film. I didn't know that.

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Yeah. Makes sense. Next up we have... Paranoid

00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:19.319
by Black Sabbath. Oh, that's right. It never

00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:22.980
says Paranoid. Nope. Describes it really well,

00:22:23.019 --> 00:22:27.180
though. This one's pretty easy. Song 2 by Blur.

00:22:27.700 --> 00:22:32.299
Woo -hoo! I first heard that in Starship Troopers.

00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:34.960
I'd like to know how many mailbox money royalties

00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:37.819
they get. Because that song is used in everything.

00:22:38.099 --> 00:22:43.400
It is, really. Space Oddity by David Bowie. The

00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:47.710
one with Major Tom. Now, David Bowie, before

00:22:47.710 --> 00:22:52.250
he passed, said that he absolutely regretted

00:22:52.250 --> 00:22:54.589
doing that song. He thought it was stupid and

00:22:54.589 --> 00:22:56.950
silly, and he was just trying to cash in on the

00:22:56.950 --> 00:22:59.809
popularity of... It was a hit, but I never liked

00:22:59.809 --> 00:23:02.029
it. I never really did either. You did nothing

00:23:02.029 --> 00:23:05.029
for me. He didn't like performing it. He didn't

00:23:05.029 --> 00:23:07.609
really enjoy that I was playing so much. He was

00:23:07.609 --> 00:23:10.450
willing to take the money, but he's like, man,

00:23:10.670 --> 00:23:12.549
I kind of wish I'd never done that song because

00:23:12.549 --> 00:23:15.279
it's been like a stain on my career. I would

00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:19.740
agree. Although it was a radio hit, I never liked

00:23:19.740 --> 00:23:22.440
it and thought it was bullshit. Now the sequel

00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:27.339
he wrote to that, called Ashes to Ashes, where

00:23:27.339 --> 00:23:30.759
he sings Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky, We Know

00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:33.420
Major, Tom's the Junkie, Scurrying Out in Heaven's

00:23:33.420 --> 00:23:35.839
High, Hitting an All -Time Low. That was on the

00:23:35.839 --> 00:23:38.299
album Scary Monsters, which is a really good

00:23:38.299 --> 00:23:40.660
album. That is one of his best, in my opinion.

00:23:42.129 --> 00:23:46.190
It's got Up the Hill Backwards, Scary Monsters

00:23:46.190 --> 00:23:49.829
and Super Creeps. Yeah. He changed the sound

00:23:49.829 --> 00:23:52.130
just enough on there to really make me like it.

00:23:52.309 --> 00:23:54.549
Yeah, yeah. Every now and then he would hook

00:23:54.549 --> 00:23:56.890
up with a different producer. And come up with

00:23:56.890 --> 00:24:01.170
a new sound. When he hooked up with Brian Eno

00:24:01.170 --> 00:24:03.250
for three albums, they became very minimalist.

00:24:04.170 --> 00:24:07.890
Some songs there would almost qualify as drone.

00:24:08.349 --> 00:24:12.710
Yeah, drone. Very interesting guy. He really

00:24:12.710 --> 00:24:15.109
didn't seem to have any kind of style, set style

00:24:15.109 --> 00:24:18.089
of his own. He was called Rock's ultimate chameleon

00:24:18.089 --> 00:24:20.329
because he would just do anything. He'd make

00:24:20.329 --> 00:24:24.529
anything fit. It was pretty cool. You remember

00:24:24.529 --> 00:24:30.230
a song by Crosby, Stills, and Nash called Sweet

00:24:30.230 --> 00:24:36.640
Judy Blue Eyes? Yeah, yeah. That's how it ends.

00:24:36.720 --> 00:24:39.319
It was actually about Judy Collins, the singer

00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:43.059
and actress. Okay. Yeah, but it's called Sweet,

00:24:43.180 --> 00:24:47.440
as in S -U -I -T -E, Judy Blue Eyes. Sweet. Not

00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:49.279
Sweet, S -W -E -E -T. Yeah, like Sweet as in

00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:51.500
like a break room. A musical sweet. Yeah, or

00:24:51.500 --> 00:24:54.259
a suite of rooms. Yeah, so that was kind of cool.

00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:59.349
Ah, The Rolling Stones. Please allow me to introduce

00:24:59.349 --> 00:25:01.329
myself. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what it

00:25:01.329 --> 00:25:03.569
is. It's called Sympathy for the Devil, which

00:25:03.569 --> 00:25:06.349
he never mentions in the song. No, and people

00:25:06.349 --> 00:25:08.849
wonder what it's like. I shouted out who killed

00:25:08.849 --> 00:25:11.170
the Kennedys. After all, it was me and you. I'm

00:25:11.170 --> 00:25:13.390
talking about the guy that actually did it, and

00:25:13.390 --> 00:25:16.589
it was Satan. Yeah. And this was a song that

00:25:16.589 --> 00:25:19.950
was supposedly like, hey, we see what you did,

00:25:20.029 --> 00:25:22.509
and we acknowledge you. Yeah. And it got him

00:25:22.509 --> 00:25:25.650
a lot of grief, too. Yeah. I think it was a parody.

00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:29.460
I really do, but anyhow. I've heard of other

00:25:29.460 --> 00:25:33.000
songs where somebody sings as the devil. Like

00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:36.279
Devil Went Down to Georgia from Charlie Daniels'

00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:40.460
Man. He sang some of those lyrics from the point

00:25:40.460 --> 00:25:42.900
of view of the devil. So there's a long history

00:25:42.900 --> 00:25:45.279
of that, and people only freak out about it when

00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:47.460
they feel like it. Yeah, and here's one reason.

00:25:48.059 --> 00:25:50.480
At the first, he goes, let me introduce myself.

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:54.420
I'm a man of wealth and taste. Well, he was an

00:25:54.420 --> 00:25:58.599
angel. He was the most beautiful of the angels

00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:01.079
that God created. So that's what they were describing,

00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:03.339
but people thought they were like, going, yeah,

00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:05.859
Satan, we love him. But they were describing

00:26:05.859 --> 00:26:09.700
it as a parody. It's a song. It's art. But anyhow,

00:26:09.880 --> 00:26:11.940
you know what? Plus, everybody was accusing the

00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:13.779
Stones of being satanic, so they're like, hey,

00:26:13.779 --> 00:26:16.279
let's make some money off it. And I'm sure that

00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:20.559
was tongue -in -cheek. Absolutely. Next up, we

00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:24.549
have a song by The Clash. Most people know it

00:26:24.549 --> 00:26:28.029
as Stand By Me. You can stand by me, you can

00:26:28.029 --> 00:26:31.289
go alone. You can stand by me, you can go away.

00:26:31.289 --> 00:26:34.450
Which is such an odd song, even for them. It's

00:26:34.450 --> 00:26:38.470
kind of cute and poppy and fun. They were a punk

00:26:38.470 --> 00:26:42.329
band. But that song is actually called Train

00:26:42.329 --> 00:26:47.240
In Vain. I didn't know that. I always knew it

00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:49.420
as Stand By Me. Yeah, and I can picture people

00:26:49.420 --> 00:26:52.039
looking for that song on an album and not seeing

00:26:52.039 --> 00:26:53.779
it. It's like, what frickin' album is it on?

00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:55.200
Because they don't know the right... Let me do

00:26:55.200 --> 00:27:00.400
a little experiment here. Go ahead, I'm sorry,

00:27:00.579 --> 00:27:02.440
I'm going to do the experiment. Another Led Zeppelin

00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:06.619
song, Trampled Underfoot, from the album Physical

00:27:06.619 --> 00:27:08.740
Graffiti. That's a great song. There's actually

00:27:08.740 --> 00:27:12.059
a cover band, or no, I don't know if they're

00:27:12.059 --> 00:27:14.970
a cover, they're a reggae band. I think they're

00:27:14.970 --> 00:27:17.029
Kansas City based. It's called Trampled Underfoot.

00:27:17.349 --> 00:27:20.829
Stand By Me song. And the singer for Trampled

00:27:20.829 --> 00:27:22.829
Underfoot went to the same high school I did.

00:27:23.549 --> 00:27:25.750
But I didn't know her back then. It's not even

00:27:25.750 --> 00:27:27.210
on here, Stand By Me. It goes right to Benny

00:27:27.210 --> 00:27:29.950
King, doesn't it? Benny King and Prince Royce.

00:27:29.990 --> 00:27:34.309
Yeah. Okay. Anyhow, go ahead. So Trampled Underfoot.

00:27:35.930 --> 00:27:39.990
And that is a fantastic song, man. Yeah. The

00:27:39.990 --> 00:27:43.859
intro is very interesting. Yeah. The intro's

00:27:43.859 --> 00:27:47.180
like an accident, which Jimmy Page was so good

00:27:47.180 --> 00:27:51.440
at. And actually, even the solo sounds like he

00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:53.319
took his gifts and he just started beating the

00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:55.519
shit out of it. Yeah, he really did sometimes.

00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:59.200
Which I loved about Jimmy Page. He did what he

00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:02.160
felt. Sometimes it wasn't the most beautiful

00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:04.640
or nice thing ever. It was always different.

00:28:04.900 --> 00:28:08.019
It was always different. My least favorite is

00:28:08.019 --> 00:28:09.819
what everyone else's favorite, the violin bow.

00:28:10.250 --> 00:28:12.430
I thought that was boring, but I love some of

00:28:12.430 --> 00:28:14.329
the other, a lot of the other stuff. I watched

00:28:14.329 --> 00:28:17.950
the movie This Is Spinal Tap the other day, which

00:28:17.950 --> 00:28:22.269
is a spoof of a hair band who's way past their

00:28:22.269 --> 00:28:25.150
prime. Yeah. And the lead guitarist at one point

00:28:25.150 --> 00:28:28.589
was doing one of his solos, and he would pick

00:28:28.589 --> 00:28:31.390
up an entire violin and scrape it across his

00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:35.250
strings. Yes. Making fun of Jimmy Page. Now whenever

00:28:35.250 --> 00:28:40.170
I see that, I think Motley Crue. Yeah. Lee Singer

00:28:40.170 --> 00:28:42.549
is an obese, long -haired guy that tries to look

00:28:42.549 --> 00:28:45.470
cool, and he can't even run. He's so winded,

00:28:45.470 --> 00:28:47.970
he can't sing all the fucking lyrics. So every

00:28:47.970 --> 00:28:50.789
time he turns it to the crowd, everyone's like,

00:28:50.890 --> 00:28:54.789
we're not here to fucking sing, you idiot. We

00:28:54.789 --> 00:28:56.990
made you to sing. People started flipping him

00:28:56.990 --> 00:28:59.089
off when he did that. He'd get like 30 fucking

00:28:59.089 --> 00:29:01.430
flip -offs in the front row because they didn't

00:29:01.430 --> 00:29:03.049
like it. They're like, you sing it, asshole.

00:29:03.369 --> 00:29:06.049
That was really big in the late 70s. It became

00:29:06.049 --> 00:29:08.670
the thing to do at every concert. They would

00:29:08.670 --> 00:29:11.309
have the audience sing along part, and I forget

00:29:11.309 --> 00:29:14.039
what band it was. He was trying to split the

00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:16.720
audience in two and say, so this half sang, then

00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:18.660
this half sang. Yeah, there was a little competition.

00:29:18.859 --> 00:29:21.480
And then everyone just started booing. Kiss used

00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.839
to do that in their no makeup days. Yeah, it

00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:26.299
was a poppy thing because there were a lot of

00:29:26.299 --> 00:29:28.519
younger audience there and a lot of parents there.

00:29:28.700 --> 00:29:32.160
So it's like, let's see at this side. Oh, guys,

00:29:32.539 --> 00:29:34.980
these guys beat you. You better bring it. And

00:29:34.980 --> 00:29:37.119
then they're all just screaming at him. I think

00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:40.660
the band that did that was Loverboy. That explains

00:29:40.660 --> 00:29:42.750
it. And I think they were even. They were even

00:29:42.750 --> 00:29:44.910
the opening act for somebody. They weren't even

00:29:44.910 --> 00:29:46.509
the headliner, and they were trying to get this

00:29:46.509 --> 00:29:48.829
sing -along competition, and everyone just started

00:29:48.829 --> 00:29:51.690
booing and yelling, and they tried to do it,

00:29:51.690 --> 00:29:54.529
and everyone was like, All you need is a pair

00:29:54.529 --> 00:29:57.930
of red pants and your hand behind it. And a headband.

00:29:58.190 --> 00:30:00.750
Yeah, a headband. Red Pants and Your Hand Behind

00:30:00.750 --> 00:30:03.829
Red Pants with the Cross the Fingers. Yes. That

00:30:03.829 --> 00:30:07.309
was the Get Lucky album, wasn't it? Yeah. I once

00:30:07.309 --> 00:30:09.890
described Loverboy as Canada's gross national

00:30:09.890 --> 00:30:19.009
product. Amen. You can say the same thing about

00:30:19.009 --> 00:30:25.009
Brian Adams. Brian Adams is alright. Alright,

00:30:25.289 --> 00:30:28.220
there's a song by The Band. Where the chorus

00:30:28.220 --> 00:30:31.059
goes, take a load off, Annie. Take a load for

00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:35.079
free. Take a load off, Annie. You put the load,

00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:38.420
put the load right on me. The song is called

00:30:38.420 --> 00:30:42.799
The Weight. As in W -E -I -G -H -T, like the

00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:46.640
heaviness of something. Okay. Yeah. He said he

00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.859
calls it a load in the song. He never says weight.

00:30:49.859 --> 00:30:51.940
That's another one of those stories that generate

00:30:51.940 --> 00:30:55.599
interest. Imagine if they called it The Load.

00:30:56.059 --> 00:30:58.960
That would have been even better. I'm surprised

00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:03.460
they didn't actually. Jefferson Airplane song,

00:31:03.700 --> 00:31:07.740
White Rabbit. That's true. One pill makes you

00:31:07.740 --> 00:31:13.660
larger and one pill makes you small. The closest

00:31:13.660 --> 00:31:16.059
she comes is saying, if you go chasing rabbits

00:31:16.059 --> 00:31:19.420
and you know you're going to fall. Tell them

00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:20.960
a hookah -smoking caterpillar. I always thought

00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:23.599
the lyric was in there, but it's rabbits, not

00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:25.420
white rabbits. Yeah, if you go chasing rabbits,

00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:30.079
but she never sings white rabbit. Okay. But it's

00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:32.680
funny, because for some reason your mind fills

00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:36.319
it in. Because I know a lot of people think that's

00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:39.339
the lyric. And the whole song is about Alice

00:31:39.339 --> 00:31:41.519
through the looking glass. Yeah, that's true.

00:31:41.740 --> 00:31:45.740
Was it Stevens? Stevenson? Stevens? Anyway, we've

00:31:45.740 --> 00:31:48.440
got whoever wrote it. Alice Through the Looking

00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:53.240
Glass. Anyhow, okay. Robert Louis Stevenson?

00:31:53.259 --> 00:31:55.240
Albert Louis Stevenson? Somebody might be Elvis.

00:31:55.619 --> 00:31:58.299
Somebody Louis Stevenson. Anyway, the guy was

00:31:58.299 --> 00:32:01.319
a total stoner, which is why he wrote those books.

00:32:01.900 --> 00:32:04.539
I would say that makes perfect sense. Yeah, he

00:32:04.539 --> 00:32:06.420
was into the hallucinogens, which there were

00:32:06.420 --> 00:32:09.420
plenty of back in the 1800s. Hey, God bless him.

00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.819
Yeah. Why not? They were there. All right, the

00:32:11.819 --> 00:32:14.180
last one I have is a Rod Stewart song where the

00:32:14.180 --> 00:32:18.720
chorus goes, Young heart. Be free tonight. Young

00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.599
Turks. Yeah, that's the name of the song is Young

00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:24.279
Turks. But he never sings Young Turks in the

00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:26.519
song. That's one that fooled me. Yeah. I thought

00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:28.599
he called him Young Turks, but I guess not. Yep.

00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:33.660
Is it T -E or T -U? T -U. T -U. That's what I

00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:37.059
got, yeah. That was the term. Young Turk was

00:32:37.059 --> 00:32:40.380
a term used for a while to refer to somebody

00:32:40.380 --> 00:32:45.920
who was single and kind of a player. and went

00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.579
out every night to party. Oh, I didn't know that.

00:32:47.660 --> 00:32:50.920
Good time guy. They call him a young Turk. Oh,

00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:52.539
yeah, actually, I think I did know that. Okay.

00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.680
It was kind of along the lines of Lady Killer

00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:57.160
or Heartbreaker, that kind of thing. And this

00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:59.000
is when the record company's got to Rod Stewart

00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:00.880
and said, you've got to quit this blue stuff.

00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:04.180
You've got to quit that. You're a pop guy because

00:33:04.180 --> 00:33:06.619
the women love you. Yeah. Play something upbeat

00:33:06.619 --> 00:33:09.400
and fun and dancey. But he did do some interesting

00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:11.980
stuff with Jeff Beck and I forgot the guy from

00:33:11.980 --> 00:33:17.109
St. Louis. That actually helped write Hot Legs

00:33:17.109 --> 00:33:18.910
and a couple other ones. Oh, gosh, I'm blanking

00:33:18.910 --> 00:33:23.230
on that guy. Billy Lee something, I think. Anyhow.

00:33:23.250 --> 00:33:24.950
Nothing sounds really disappointing. Well, he

00:33:24.950 --> 00:33:26.809
had to get away from people like that because

00:33:26.809 --> 00:33:31.890
it was too talented, really. Anyhow, and then

00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:35.190
he started writing Pop Hits, which you would

00:33:35.190 --> 00:33:37.829
have heard on 710 WHB. Did you have your car

00:33:37.829 --> 00:33:41.619
star? Did you have their car star? WHB car star?

00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:45.299
No, no. My parents weren't big on putting stickers

00:33:45.299 --> 00:33:47.700
on their cars. No, the same here. I wanted their

00:33:47.700 --> 00:33:49.420
car star too. My dad said, I don't want that

00:33:49.420 --> 00:33:51.759
rock and roll bullshit on my car. I remember

00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:54.380
tuning in every Friday for the Top 40 Countdown

00:33:54.380 --> 00:33:59.789
at WHB. Yep. Johnny Dolan? I think so, yeah.

00:33:59.990 --> 00:34:02.049
Yeah, Johnny Dolan, because I remember it sounded

00:34:02.049 --> 00:34:04.650
like Johnny Roland. Yeah. And I was always wondering,

00:34:04.710 --> 00:34:07.670
like, is that the same guy as the traffic guy?

00:34:07.890 --> 00:34:10.050
Yeah, but Johnny Roland, the traffic guy, was

00:34:10.050 --> 00:34:12.510
a DJ for a while. He was. That's why I wondered.

00:34:12.650 --> 00:34:14.409
And then he switched to traffic guy, and now

00:34:14.409 --> 00:34:17.610
he's got a driving school. Yeah, which is funny.

00:34:17.630 --> 00:34:19.809
Guy's diversifying. It's just like Johnny Dare

00:34:19.809 --> 00:34:22.949
did overnights on Q104 when he was doing Z Rock

00:34:22.949 --> 00:34:26.769
AM1030. Oh, yeah. Okay. And he was Johnny DeVoe.

00:34:28.630 --> 00:34:30.510
And people call in all the time and go, hey,

00:34:30.730 --> 00:34:35.610
hey, are you that dare guy? You caught me. That's

00:34:35.610 --> 00:34:42.269
me. You're one clever dude. Oh, boy. Okay. I've

00:34:42.269 --> 00:34:46.349
got some of the strangest double bills. Cough

00:34:46.349 --> 00:34:51.869
a little more. Here we go. All right. Man, that

00:34:51.869 --> 00:34:57.820
COVID sure is fun. Watch everybody run. Oh, that's

00:34:57.820 --> 00:35:00.940
out. That's out. Yeah, that's not a thing. Pneumocopical

00:35:00.940 --> 00:35:05.880
pneumonia. No, babble snatch pneumonia. There

00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:11.239
you go. That is the new one. Okay. One of the

00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:14.360
strangest double bills in concert history was

00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:17.539
a pairing of Kiss with Phantom of the Opera,

00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:20.239
but this has actually happened many times after

00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.679
that. That was the first one. There's a lot of

00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:25.250
bands that played the bill. before Phantom of

00:35:25.250 --> 00:35:26.789
the Opera, and some of them played them during.

00:35:27.429 --> 00:35:30.369
Wow. And anyhow, they were like, you know, the

00:35:30.369 --> 00:35:33.230
shock rock sensation, and this was classical

00:35:33.230 --> 00:35:35.349
music, and it didn't go over very well. No, I

00:35:35.349 --> 00:35:37.090
wouldn't think. A lot of people were afraid to

00:35:37.090 --> 00:35:39.130
go to it, so therefore it didn't sell, so therefore

00:35:39.130 --> 00:35:41.929
it didn't last. Yeah. I mean, you've got to have

00:35:41.929 --> 00:35:44.369
some crossover between your headliner and your

00:35:44.369 --> 00:35:47.030
opening act. Yes, and at the time, they figured

00:35:47.030 --> 00:35:49.489
it out later. Yeah. They figured out how to do

00:35:49.489 --> 00:35:52.920
it. Look at Trans -Siberian Orchestra. Same type

00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.079
of thing where you incorporate the music into

00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:56.820
there. You just got to figure out how to do it

00:35:56.820 --> 00:35:59.639
right. And then present it to the people right.

00:35:59.820 --> 00:36:01.500
You don't present them as two different indies.

00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:04.539
You present them as the same thing. Nowadays,

00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:09.679
they coordinate the opening act or acts with

00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:16.400
the headliner. But in the frontier days of rock

00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:18.260
touring, when they're still figuring things out,

00:36:18.300 --> 00:36:24.119
60s, 70s... on, it was not unusual to have a

00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:27.300
band go on a national tour and it was stipulated

00:36:27.300 --> 00:36:29.860
that whatever city they were playing would provide

00:36:29.860 --> 00:36:32.099
the opening act. I remember that. It would always

00:36:32.099 --> 00:36:35.400
be like around here, who was it? Shooting Star

00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:39.480
got it a while. Yeah. You had put on the uniform

00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.800
and a couple other hits around here but nowhere

00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:45.820
else. I can't think of it. I can't think of it.

00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:47.880
The Rainmakers. Yeah, the Rainmakers did it for

00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.940
a while. And there was J .T. Cook was a band

00:36:50.940 --> 00:36:52.840
for a while. Yeah, J .T. Cook was one. These

00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:56.159
are back in the KY -102 present days. Even Q

00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:59.039
-104, super cute. Yeah, a guy I went to high

00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:03.300
school, Kenny Russell, had a band called Rhythm

00:37:03.300 --> 00:37:05.619
Method. rhythm method yeah i remember pretty

00:37:05.619 --> 00:37:07.980
sure he opened for some some tuning acts yeah

00:37:07.980 --> 00:37:10.099
and then there was an alternate to that instead

00:37:10.099 --> 00:37:12.300
of having each city provide one they would have

00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:14.800
each state they were going to it's like okay

00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:16.900
we're going to tour texas and you're going to

00:37:16.900 --> 00:37:18.800
play every texas gig with us and then we dump

00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:21.360
you yeah and then we're going to go on california

00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:22.920
and we'll pick up another band they did that

00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.199
for quite a while yeah and that way you got like

00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.000
a somewhat local talent but you could draw more

00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:32.380
to your concert So you're playing in Texas and

00:37:32.380 --> 00:37:35.699
you're from Illinois and they're like, Yankee

00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:38.920
bastard. But if you've got a Texas band opening

00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:42.500
for you like ZZ Top before they got big, that

00:37:42.500 --> 00:37:45.440
would put you over the top. That would get you

00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.860
a sellout. Now they don't worry about that. The

00:37:47.860 --> 00:37:49.760
thousand seats you didn't sell, you would sell.

00:37:50.219 --> 00:37:54.059
And that was back when the opening band had nothing

00:37:54.059 --> 00:37:56.780
to do with it. They didn't even meet them. It

00:37:56.780 --> 00:37:58.480
was just kind of like they didn't even know who

00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:01.550
opened for them. And it makes sense. Why are

00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:03.190
you going to pay to all these other musicians

00:38:03.190 --> 00:38:05.590
and all their gear around and worry about them

00:38:05.590 --> 00:38:08.130
coming through night after night? It's just,

00:38:08.170 --> 00:38:10.849
if we get a clunker, then next night we don't

00:38:10.849 --> 00:38:12.739
have them, so don't worry about it. The promoters

00:38:12.739 --> 00:38:14.860
have a vested interest in the band that opened

00:38:14.860 --> 00:38:17.139
up for you, and that's who got it. I would really

00:38:17.139 --> 00:38:20.239
love to see a return of local cities provide

00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:22.500
the opening act, or at least one of them. That

00:38:22.500 --> 00:38:25.599
would make me so happy. It would, yeah. Imagine

00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:27.920
some local band you like, and you get to go see

00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:32.320
them play in Sprint Center on a huge stage, super

00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:35.739
loud. You're like, all right, man. YouTube. Someone

00:38:35.739 --> 00:38:37.400
would YouTube that, and if it's very good at

00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.179
all, it would catch on. Alright, the next one

00:38:40.179 --> 00:38:43.400
we have here is Elton John and Eminem. It happened

00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.539
in 2001. I remember a little bit about it. You

00:38:46.539 --> 00:38:48.659
know, the weird thing about that is Elton John

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:51.599
was so popular with a lot of musicians who didn't

00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:54.340
sound anything like Elton John. Oh, I know. Well,

00:38:54.420 --> 00:38:58.519
Ozzy. I mean, you know. Axl Rose. Axl Rose was...

00:38:58.860 --> 00:39:01.559
Man, that was his biggest fan, Axl Rose. As a

00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:03.099
matter of fact, he was so freaked out when he

00:39:03.099 --> 00:39:05.260
performed with him, he was so scared because

00:39:05.260 --> 00:39:07.800
he's such an idol, he was shaking. And that's

00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.380
where the rumor came that he was on heroin. No,

00:39:10.460 --> 00:39:14.860
he said that he was so excited and freaked out

00:39:14.860 --> 00:39:17.400
that he got to actually not meet his idol, but

00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:20.179
perform with him, that he was shaking. And everyone's

00:39:20.179 --> 00:39:22.219
like, oh, he's on heroin. He's like, no, I wasn't.

00:39:22.219 --> 00:39:23.880
He's on adrenaline. Yeah, he's on adrenaline.

00:39:25.050 --> 00:39:27.369
Naturally produced adrenaline. I never respected

00:39:27.369 --> 00:39:30.949
him more after that answer. Yeah. Because he

00:39:30.949 --> 00:39:35.230
is a fan of and a musician, which is the best.

00:39:35.409 --> 00:39:38.130
And it turns out that Axl was the one who was

00:39:38.130 --> 00:39:40.530
trying to save the band from all the addicts

00:39:40.530 --> 00:39:42.670
who were ruining the band, Slash included. I

00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:44.619
love what he did, though. You guys are meeting

00:39:44.619 --> 00:39:46.760
me right here, and you're going to sign this.

00:39:47.019 --> 00:39:49.300
The band's over to me, or I'm fucking, that's

00:39:49.300 --> 00:39:51.739
it. I'm tired of you guys. Yep. That Duff and

00:39:51.739 --> 00:39:54.260
Slash, I believe it was, came over, signed it,

00:39:54.300 --> 00:39:57.800
and the rest is history. Yep. And if he hadn't

00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:00.559
done that, then Guns N' Roses wouldn't. blown

00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:02.739
up and been gone. No, it was brilliant. He's

00:40:02.739 --> 00:40:05.099
like, look, and he didn't do it for self -gain.

00:40:05.139 --> 00:40:08.139
He did it because he wanted this band to stay.

00:40:08.340 --> 00:40:10.679
But I remember at the time, it was portrayed

00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:14.199
as narcissistic lead singer demanding his own

00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:16.440
way, screwing over his bandmates. Well, he did

00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:19.619
have some of that. Yeah, he did have that reputation

00:40:19.619 --> 00:40:23.360
as being a hothead. But then you learn that he

00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:26.590
was horribly hot. horribly abused as a child,

00:40:26.670 --> 00:40:29.869
and that fucks up your mind. I can tell you from

00:40:29.869 --> 00:40:32.369
personal experience that being abused as a child

00:40:32.369 --> 00:40:34.929
fucks up your brain. I'm still paying for it.

00:40:35.010 --> 00:40:37.269
Maybe we need to do a podcast on that one day.

00:40:37.329 --> 00:40:40.090
I'd love to. Absolutely. Let's plan it. I'll

00:40:40.090 --> 00:40:42.449
do it. And we'll describe it as such so people

00:40:42.449 --> 00:40:45.329
don't accidentally push on it. I don't want to

00:40:45.329 --> 00:40:49.030
hear this. But the whole rift between Slash and

00:40:49.030 --> 00:40:52.460
Axl Rose was over Michael Jackson. Yeah. And

00:40:52.460 --> 00:40:55.340
Slash viewed him as a pedophile because of his

00:40:55.340 --> 00:40:58.920
allegations and his payoffs. And Slash went and

00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:01.219
performed with him, and he said, you don't respect

00:41:01.219 --> 00:41:03.719
me at all because you know what happened to me,

00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:05.960
and you're performing with that pedophile. Yeah.

00:41:06.059 --> 00:41:08.800
And that was allegedly the straw that broke the

00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:11.500
camel's back. I can believe it. Yeah. Not heroin,

00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:13.960
not anything else. That was finally it. Yeah,

00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:17.800
it shows such a disregard for what Axl went through.

00:41:18.300 --> 00:41:21.239
It's like dismissing Axl as, he don't matter.

00:41:22.190 --> 00:41:25.469
It doesn't matter now. Yeah, and I think maybe

00:41:25.469 --> 00:41:28.210
Slash got a little out of hand trying. Maybe

00:41:28.210 --> 00:41:30.449
he was going to be a solo artist because he's

00:41:30.449 --> 00:41:32.190
seen the band breaking up. He's like, well, what

00:41:32.190 --> 00:41:36.269
better way? Go into pop. And it worked. He was

00:41:36.269 --> 00:41:39.550
huge. It also broke up Van Halen. Boy, Michael

00:41:39.550 --> 00:41:43.650
Jackson was a lot of breakups. Eddie Van Halen

00:41:43.650 --> 00:41:46.630
took him such a star. And this is in Alex Van

00:41:46.630 --> 00:41:49.420
Halen's book, Brothers. Made him such a star

00:41:49.420 --> 00:41:51.719
that David Lee Roth felt threatened. He even

00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:53.300
admitted it. He felt threatened by Eddie Van

00:41:53.300 --> 00:41:55.059
Halen. He said, no, I'm the star in the band.

00:41:55.260 --> 00:41:59.500
So he left. He wasn't fired. He quit. He went

00:41:59.500 --> 00:42:02.480
to do a solo career. And that turned out so well.

00:42:06.579 --> 00:42:12.800
That's fun. Ego. E -G -O. Small word, big complications.

00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:16.239
All right. The Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn

00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:22.480
Manson. In 1997, this pairing brought together

00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:24.900
alternative rock and shock rock, creating a dynamic

00:42:24.900 --> 00:42:27.440
and edgy concert experience. So people did love

00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.420
it. Yeah. But it was an odd pairing. On the surface,

00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:33.039
you're like, I don't know if I want to be there.

00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:35.860
I mean, both bands are pretty hard and pretty

00:42:35.860 --> 00:42:40.699
loud and pretty aggressive. Yep. But their underlying

00:42:40.699 --> 00:42:45.179
philosophy is quite different. Oh, yeah. There's

00:42:45.179 --> 00:42:47.099
one on here I just thought of, but go ahead.

00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:51.760
Smashing pumpkins, I tend to think of more personal

00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:58.360
expression of... Art. Yeah, art and professing

00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:02.980
your inner feelings and things about your life.

00:43:04.260 --> 00:43:07.960
Marilyn Manson is all about shocking and disgusting

00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:11.039
and... frightening and repulsing at the same

00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:14.019
time. And bad things in your head and being fucked

00:43:14.019 --> 00:43:17.380
from the start and I hate everything. Yeah, yeah.

00:43:17.579 --> 00:43:19.940
You know, Billy Corgan, I think, writes from

00:43:19.940 --> 00:43:22.599
his heart and what he thinks and how he feels.

00:43:22.699 --> 00:43:26.159
Marilyn Manson writes whatever herself. Yes.

00:43:26.500 --> 00:43:28.380
And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not

00:43:28.380 --> 00:43:30.579
putting him down for that. It's just, it's different.

00:43:30.900 --> 00:43:33.739
Listen, he made a good living and he did well.

00:43:34.780 --> 00:43:37.219
This one, this brought me back to this because

00:43:37.219 --> 00:43:39.739
I was actually at that concert. When Body Count

00:43:39.739 --> 00:43:42.719
opened up for Metallica and Guns N' Roses. Oh,

00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:44.900
wow. It was a stadium tour, one of the first

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:47.340
of its kind, really, where it's just three bands

00:43:47.340 --> 00:43:49.500
instead of a festival. And it toured all across

00:43:49.500 --> 00:43:53.480
America. They came to Arrowhead. And I had apprehensions

00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:54.780
because I thought there was going to be a lot

00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:57.579
of fights. It went over well, but it's not on

00:43:57.579 --> 00:43:59.960
here, and I don't know why it isn't. It's odd

00:43:59.960 --> 00:44:05.309
that rap and hard rock, heavy metal, The attitude

00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:07.769
was exactly the same, though. There's so much

00:44:07.769 --> 00:44:10.230
crossover. Fuck the establishment. Fuck the system.

00:44:10.489 --> 00:44:13.610
We're an outcast. We hate you. And that's what

00:44:13.610 --> 00:44:18.170
I realized that day. It doesn't matter how this

00:44:18.170 --> 00:44:20.710
sounds. This is the same thing. This is their

00:44:20.710 --> 00:44:23.289
version of what's going on in the world. That's

00:44:23.289 --> 00:44:26.880
all it is. Yeah, the protest singers of the 50s

00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.059
and 60s would have fit right in. Yeah, they would

00:44:29.059 --> 00:44:30.219
have loved it. Because the message was the same.

00:44:30.340 --> 00:44:31.900
They would have loved it. Yeah. You know, like

00:44:31.900 --> 00:44:34.059
Tupac, they would have been like, that guy is

00:44:34.059 --> 00:44:36.099
fucking brilliant. Yeah. Because of stuff that

00:44:36.099 --> 00:44:38.179
he brought to the plate. Not just the music,

00:44:38.260 --> 00:44:41.340
but what he was portraying and saying in the

00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:44.519
music. Yeah. You know, even B .I .G. did a lot

00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:47.760
of the same. So, okay, anyhow. And there's a

00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:49.800
lot more, but I'm not really proficient on that.

00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:52.760
So, you know, you can put in whoever, you know.

00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:55.239
All right, David Bowie at Nine Inch Nails in

00:44:55.239 --> 00:44:58.480
1995. Oh, God. That did not go over well. I remember

00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:01.900
that. I wouldn't think, no. No. I saw Nine Inch

00:45:01.900 --> 00:45:07.159
Nails with, they were opening, they were the

00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:09.380
headliner and the opener was Marilyn Manson.

00:45:10.340 --> 00:45:15.219
And that fit pretty well. But David Bowie is

00:45:15.219 --> 00:45:18.900
a whole different vibe. I mean, that's just weird.

00:45:21.059 --> 00:45:23.039
Yeah, I'm not surprised it didn't go over well.

00:45:23.099 --> 00:45:25.480
No, it did not. It was a flop. And I think that

00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:27.800
David Bowie can't want to get the younger, edgier

00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.599
bands in there to try to get them there. And

00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:33.099
what happened, if I remember correctly, is when

00:45:33.099 --> 00:45:34.980
they came by Kansas City, the people like Nine

00:45:34.980 --> 00:45:36.539
Inch Jails said, I'm not going to sit through.

00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.699
Fuck that. No. I'll wait until he becomes a regular

00:45:39.699 --> 00:45:43.139
act. Yeah. And you'll have a lot of people walking

00:45:43.139 --> 00:45:44.940
out after the opening act because that's all

00:45:44.940 --> 00:45:46.440
they came for. Well, that's the other thing that

00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:49.260
happened, too. Yeah. David Bowie didn't like...

00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.780
play into half a crowd either. There was a concert

00:45:54.780 --> 00:45:58.099
here in KC. I think it was a big stadium thing.

00:45:58.539 --> 00:46:00.960
I think it was Steve Miller and Peter Frampton.

00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:04.699
And Steve Miller opened up. I remember a little

00:46:04.699 --> 00:46:08.019
about that. And after his set, about half the

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:10.679
stadium left. Because they didn't care about

00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:12.460
Peter Frampton. They were there to see Steve

00:46:12.460 --> 00:46:14.679
Miller band. Oh, is that that guy with the really

00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:19.099
small penis? Yeah. And apparently Frampton was

00:46:19.099 --> 00:46:22.179
pissed. He was berating the crowd from the stage.

00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.679
That's because of his small penis. That's pretty

00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:26.679
bad. No, it could be. That's him being mad. That's

00:46:26.679 --> 00:46:28.820
him being mad about his extremely small penis.

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:32.139
And he was taking it out on the crowd. But I

00:46:32.139 --> 00:46:34.139
imagine Steve Miller got dropped off of that

00:46:34.139 --> 00:46:36.500
bill pretty quickly. Steve Miller went up there

00:46:36.500 --> 00:46:39.860
at the end of the concert showing his dick. Let

00:46:39.860 --> 00:46:41.539
me do a Lyndon Baines Johnson on you. Yeah, yeah.

00:46:41.780 --> 00:46:45.639
He fucking shook the table. And he said, I'm

00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:48.539
getting my way because of this. And everyone

00:46:48.539 --> 00:46:52.539
said, Mr. Johnson, you're appropriately named.

00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:59.500
What a fucking deal. The President of the United

00:46:59.500 --> 00:47:02.119
States. Would have been funny if somebody else

00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.019
just hauled his balls out and threw them on the

00:47:04.019 --> 00:47:06.079
table. Here's where the action is, dude. I just

00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:11.519
fucking won. Case closed. Yep. Pharmacy closed.

00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.460
Cancel Christmas. You remember a TV series called

00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:17.619
Nip Tuck that was about a couple of brothers

00:47:17.619 --> 00:47:20.699
that had a cosmetic surgery? Yeah. There was

00:47:20.699 --> 00:47:23.840
a scene in there where one of the doctors got

00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.820
his way at a staff meeting or a board meeting

00:47:25.820 --> 00:47:27.920
by pulling his dick out and throwing it on the

00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:29.599
table. And we know where they got that from.

00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:32.840
Yep. At the time, I didn't. But then I learned

00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:35.559
later, oh, that's an LBJ thing. Always thought

00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:37.940
like somebody getting a sex change. And they

00:47:37.940 --> 00:47:39.539
take the penis, throw it in the trash, and say,

00:47:39.579 --> 00:47:42.059
wait, you're throwing away a perfectly good penis.

00:47:42.099 --> 00:47:45.599
Bring that back. Put that on ice. Actually, from

00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:47.900
what I heard, they turn it inside out, and that

00:47:47.900 --> 00:47:50.860
makes the vagina. And the head of the penis becomes

00:47:50.860 --> 00:47:54.199
the clit. Oh. Isn't that fun? Isn't that so beautiful

00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:57.840
and natural? It is. If you want to do that to

00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.099
yourself, go ahead. But don't expect me to be

00:48:00.099 --> 00:48:02.719
happy about it. Yeah, if you like nature so much,

00:48:02.780 --> 00:48:05.420
watch fucking rats fucking and tell me how nice

00:48:05.420 --> 00:48:08.369
that is. So, all right. Okay, back to music.

00:48:08.530 --> 00:48:11.809
Oh, wait a minute. We were doing that. Okay,

00:48:11.909 --> 00:48:14.510
the closest I came to this about what I was talking

00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:18.050
about, the Triple Bill Stadium, Metallica had

00:48:18.050 --> 00:48:23.630
Jay -Z open for them in 2009. Oh, God. Yeah.

00:48:23.650 --> 00:48:26.610
I mean, a more hardcore gangster rap like Ice

00:48:26.610 --> 00:48:29.130
Cube, I can see, or Ice -T or something, but

00:48:29.130 --> 00:48:32.190
not Jay -Z. No, it didn't go over well, but is

00:48:32.190 --> 00:48:35.610
it because they had a collaboration called Collision

00:48:35.610 --> 00:48:38.969
Course? Oh. And they merged heavy metal with

00:48:38.969 --> 00:48:44.030
hip -hop. And it was... It wasn't bad to see.

00:48:44.090 --> 00:48:47.289
I saw some of it. But on paper, it looks horrible.

00:48:47.949 --> 00:48:50.210
It looks like it would never work. You know,

00:48:50.250 --> 00:48:52.650
Run DMC and Aerosmith had that collaboration

00:48:52.650 --> 00:48:54.769
on Walk This Way, but they didn't go on tour

00:48:54.769 --> 00:48:56.610
together afterwards. No, no, no. But I'll tell

00:48:56.610 --> 00:48:58.309
you what, they were smarter than that, weren't

00:48:58.309 --> 00:49:01.230
they? Aerosmith was brilliant. And that revived

00:49:01.230 --> 00:49:03.590
Aerosmith's career. It did. Yeah, it was a big

00:49:03.590 --> 00:49:05.829
time. I mean, they should probably send half

00:49:05.829 --> 00:49:08.030
the money they have to run BMC and say thank

00:49:08.030 --> 00:49:10.949
you so much. They were very appreciative. And

00:49:10.949 --> 00:49:13.090
here's another thing, too, is there's so many

00:49:13.090 --> 00:49:15.789
messages in the song. Yeah. They're in two rooms

00:49:15.789 --> 00:49:17.869
doing the same thing, only it sounds completely

00:49:17.869 --> 00:49:20.130
different. Yep. By the end of the song, they

00:49:20.130 --> 00:49:22.829
tore down that wall and were together. Yep. So

00:49:22.829 --> 00:49:25.369
you can take what you want from that, but I know

00:49:25.369 --> 00:49:28.449
what they meant. Yeah. And I agree with it 100%.

00:49:28.449 --> 00:49:30.849
It's like, you do your thing, I do mine, we meet

00:49:30.849 --> 00:49:33.190
in the middle, and we don't care. And I think

00:49:33.190 --> 00:49:38.369
that was not the whole campaign, but a part of

00:49:38.369 --> 00:49:41.550
the campaign that the recording industry as a

00:49:41.550 --> 00:49:44.889
whole was trying to break down the separations

00:49:44.889 --> 00:49:47.690
between fans of this music and fans of that music.

00:49:47.829 --> 00:49:49.989
They're saying, you can like two or three different

00:49:49.989 --> 00:49:53.210
kinds of music and still be faithful to them.

00:49:53.690 --> 00:49:56.190
So the music industry wanted to sell more albums.

00:49:56.750 --> 00:49:59.289
So they're like, like more kinds of music and

00:49:59.289 --> 00:50:01.110
look how they blend well together. Buy these

00:50:01.110 --> 00:50:04.309
guys albums too. It was the prequel to Blending

00:50:04.309 --> 00:50:07.409
Grunge. Grunge was a blend of alternative and

00:50:07.409 --> 00:50:10.130
metal. And they got the idea from that way back

00:50:10.130 --> 00:50:12.469
then in the early 80s. Yeah, and it was heavily

00:50:12.469 --> 00:50:15.960
based on punk. You ask Kurt Cobain any time during

00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:18.360
his career and he'd say, we're punk, we're not

00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:20.260
grunge, we're punk. I'm talking from the record

00:50:20.260 --> 00:50:22.559
point of view. The record point of view is there's

00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:24.920
a lot of bands that were formed because of that.

00:50:25.139 --> 00:50:26.719
And there were bands that were formed because

00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:29.420
they could make them sound like that. Yes, and

00:50:29.420 --> 00:50:34.239
that's where you hear the album before they were

00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:39.519
big and the album after they're big. I'm glad

00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:41.179
you said that because that describes what I was

00:50:41.179 --> 00:50:43.170
trying to say perfectly. And it's like the Bee

00:50:43.170 --> 00:50:45.869
Gees were R &B before disco. And then they were

00:50:45.869 --> 00:50:48.110
strictly a disco band after that. Yeah, because

00:50:48.110 --> 00:50:49.769
that worked so well, they're like, no, you're

00:50:49.769 --> 00:50:54.230
staying. The next one is the Beach Boys and the

00:50:54.230 --> 00:50:57.269
Ramones. You mentioned that. Squeaky clean and

00:50:57.269 --> 00:51:01.570
punk. The juxtaposition of the music era and

00:51:01.570 --> 00:51:05.469
styles did not hit. No. And we knew this, and

00:51:05.469 --> 00:51:08.090
anyone with a brain would know this. Yeah, I

00:51:08.090 --> 00:51:10.550
mean, punk is all about... We don't care that

00:51:10.550 --> 00:51:12.309
we can't play. We don't care that we can't sing

00:51:12.309 --> 00:51:14.070
or we can't write. We're just going to get loud

00:51:14.070 --> 00:51:16.449
and thrash and get in your face. And the Beach

00:51:16.449 --> 00:51:18.750
Boys were all about beauty and perfection and

00:51:18.750 --> 00:51:21.909
everything working together. There's no crossover

00:51:21.909 --> 00:51:24.550
in that crowd. No, punk is a polar opposite of

00:51:24.550 --> 00:51:28.469
what the BJs were. Yeah. The BJs. Freudian slip

00:51:28.469 --> 00:51:33.769
there. Yes. The Beach Boys. In fact, I've got

00:51:33.769 --> 00:51:36.050
Beach Boys on my list of songs with fucked up

00:51:36.050 --> 00:51:38.949
meanings. Oh, okay. Speaking of BJs. All right.

00:51:40.309 --> 00:51:42.710
Okay, Rage Against the Machine with Wu -Tang

00:51:42.710 --> 00:51:45.989
Clan. I remember that. And that went over okay

00:51:45.989 --> 00:51:47.889
because... Yeah, I could kind of see that. Wu

00:51:47.889 --> 00:51:50.090
-Tang Clan was a little on the rougher side.

00:51:50.250 --> 00:51:52.969
Zach De La Rocha was always saying rap style.

00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:55.110
Yeah. He was very good at it. As a matter of

00:51:55.110 --> 00:51:59.489
fact, when Rage ended, that's what he did. Yeah,

00:51:59.510 --> 00:52:04.389
that's true. Yeah, so that went over okay from

00:52:04.389 --> 00:52:08.719
what I know. All right, the next one is the Altamont

00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:12.360
Free Concert. The infamous event featured Rolling

00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:17.139
Stones, Jefferson Airplane, Santana, and the

00:52:17.139 --> 00:52:22.260
Flying Burrito Brothers. Oh. They were fun and

00:52:22.260 --> 00:52:26.559
all, but no. It was disastrous atmosphere marked

00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:29.780
by violence and tragedy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there

00:52:29.780 --> 00:52:33.690
was murders. There was beatings. They actually

00:52:33.690 --> 00:52:36.510
have a video of that, of the Hells Angels stabbing

00:52:36.510 --> 00:52:40.929
that guy. Yes, yep. And the Ramones were clashing

00:52:40.929 --> 00:52:43.570
with everybody. They were fighting everybody

00:52:43.570 --> 00:52:46.289
and kicking people off stage during their performance.

00:52:48.090 --> 00:52:50.389
I wasn't paid to see that. The Rolling Stones

00:52:50.389 --> 00:52:52.750
thought it was a good idea to hire the Hells

00:52:52.750 --> 00:52:55.730
Angels as security and pay them in beer. Yeah,

00:52:55.730 --> 00:52:57.789
and they were all drunk and they were killing

00:52:57.789 --> 00:53:01.829
people. But actually, I think, was it Woodstock?

00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:06.519
Yeah, I think it was Woodstock where one person

00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:09.119
died of natural causes and one person was born.

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:14.260
So overall, the population stayed the same. That's

00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:16.460
funny. I want to know who that was that was born

00:53:16.460 --> 00:53:19.139
at Woodstock. Wouldn't that be cool? I'm sure

00:53:19.139 --> 00:53:22.079
the name's somewhere. I'll have to look. It was

00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.260
either Woodstock or Altamont. That's like a trivia

00:53:24.260 --> 00:53:27.380
question on a cruise ship. Yeah. What's the name

00:53:27.380 --> 00:53:30.139
of the only person born at Woodstock? And one

00:53:30.139 --> 00:53:32.440
nerd would know. And only one nerd. There's probably

00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:35.059
about 300 ,000 people that were conceived at

00:53:35.059 --> 00:53:37.159
Woodstock. Oh, I'm pretty sure. They ran out

00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:39.300
of condoms. Nine months after Woodstock, there

00:53:39.300 --> 00:53:43.199
was a little mini baby boom. Yep. They were the

00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:45.639
mini baby boomers. Yes. The first one was after

00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:47.800
the war. Yeah. The second one was Woodstock.

00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:50.739
All right. Marilyn Manson and Five Finger Death

00:53:50.739 --> 00:53:54.039
Punch. Oh. No, no, no, no, no. What do you think

00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:59.920
happened? Riot. Fighting. Yeah, fighting. And

00:53:59.920 --> 00:54:03.739
this is the Five Finger Death Punch people were

00:54:03.739 --> 00:54:06.679
mad because Marilyn Manson came out after and

00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:10.900
they wanted them to stay on. So Five Finger Death

00:54:10.900 --> 00:54:13.239
Punch people were beating the shit out of the

00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:15.760
Marilyn Manson team. Wow. And that probably wouldn't

00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:18.840
be difficult. Judging by your average fan of

00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:21.000
each camp, I would vote on the Five Finger Death

00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:23.420
Punch people. By the time the tour was over,

00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:27.019
it had been over. because the word was out like,

00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:29.679
no, don't go there. The Manson fans didn't go

00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:31.099
there because they're like, I'm not going to

00:54:31.099 --> 00:54:34.880
get beat up. Yeah. We ought to come up with a

00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:39.579
list of fans that have the toughest fans. Yeah.

00:54:40.260 --> 00:54:42.139
I'm going to write that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:54:42.139 --> 00:54:44.199
yeah, me too, because I'm going to make sure

00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:50.039
that I remember that. And how about a list of

00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:56.409
fans that think they're the toughest? Yes. And

00:54:56.409 --> 00:55:00.789
the snottiest fans. You know, the ones that like,

00:55:00.949 --> 00:55:06.690
oh, I only listen to you two. Okay, I've got

00:55:06.690 --> 00:55:09.550
toughest fans, the wannabe fans, and the snotty

00:55:09.550 --> 00:55:16.929
fans. Okay. Can you do goat noises while I write

00:55:16.929 --> 00:55:23.840
this down? We give our premium feed when we're

00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:25.880
busy with something else. Wannabe fans? Yeah,

00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:30.840
for wannabe, I'm going to include wimpy, clueless.

00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:34.239
And what was the last one? Snotty? Snotty fans.

00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:40.119
Okay. Kind of like the Kansas Jayhawk fans. Got

00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:43.699
their ass funded. They were spanked bare bottom

00:55:43.699 --> 00:55:48.039
on air. And you know, I feel bad for the players,

00:55:48.179 --> 00:55:51.159
but... I don't feel bad for all the bandwagon

00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:53.539
fans who only like them because they want to

00:55:53.539 --> 00:55:56.099
back a winner. You're right. And that's me too.

00:55:56.179 --> 00:55:58.519
The hardcore fans I have no problem with. The

00:55:58.519 --> 00:56:00.820
ones who are like, they celebrate them and all

00:56:00.820 --> 00:56:02.679
of a sudden they got their Mizzou hat on. No,

00:56:02.679 --> 00:56:06.300
I think Mizzou went out too. K -State women's.

00:56:06.300 --> 00:56:08.619
Oh, there we go. They got their K -State women's

00:56:08.619 --> 00:56:12.800
hats on. All right. And finally, Jimi Hendrix

00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:14.559
and the Monkees. That's the one you're talking

00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.880
about. Yeah, that was so weird. That was when

00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:19.079
Hendrix wasn't known and the Monkees were...

00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:21.920
I mean, Monkees started getting big around, what,

00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:27.320
66 or so? And it was a totally made -up band.

00:56:27.679 --> 00:56:29.599
I mean, it was like the Partridge family. They

00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:32.900
only existed because of a TV show. And then people

00:56:32.900 --> 00:56:34.760
wanted to see them live, so like, all right,

00:56:34.780 --> 00:56:36.780
I guess we've got to take this fraud on the road.

00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:39.739
Yeah, they hired the people because of their

00:56:39.739 --> 00:56:41.869
look. Yeah. They didn't hire them because of

00:56:41.869 --> 00:56:44.369
their talent. And the way they acted and goofed

00:56:44.369 --> 00:56:46.710
around together and their comedy value. They

00:56:46.710 --> 00:56:48.949
made great, easy -going hippies that played music.

00:56:49.409 --> 00:56:53.369
Now, Michael Nesmith, the dark -haired guy, he

00:56:53.369 --> 00:56:56.050
could play guitar. He was a good musician. Peter

00:56:56.050 --> 00:57:00.010
Tork was decent. Davy Jones could sing somewhat.

00:57:00.969 --> 00:57:03.110
Mickey Dolenz didn't even know how to play anything.

00:57:03.449 --> 00:57:05.369
Oh, I know. So they stuck him on the drums. He

00:57:05.369 --> 00:57:08.010
was Mickey Six. They stuck him on the drums.

00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:14.199
No, it's funny because they outsold the Beatles

00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:17.460
in 1968. And who else did they outsell? The Stones.

00:57:17.699 --> 00:57:20.780
The Stones. Yeah. Yeah, they outsold them both

00:57:20.780 --> 00:57:23.360
in 1968. The Monkees, a made -up band. And that

00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:25.500
was the birth of the teeny -bopper movement.

00:57:25.820 --> 00:57:28.579
Yes, it was. I mean, so many bands came out that

00:57:28.579 --> 00:57:31.260
were just designed for 12 -year -olds. NSYNC.

00:57:31.260 --> 00:57:36.829
They were the prequel to NSYNC. You had the Osmonds,

00:57:36.889 --> 00:57:39.909
and you had the Cowasills, and the Carpenters.

00:57:40.130 --> 00:57:42.389
I mean, the Carpenters were good. They made decent

00:57:42.389 --> 00:57:44.670
music. The Bald Knobbers? They marketed them

00:57:44.670 --> 00:57:47.030
towards the 12 -year -olds. The Bald Knobbers?

00:57:47.050 --> 00:57:51.630
Yes, the Bald Knobbers. The Association. No,

00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:54.449
didn't they do music, too? Yeah. I thought so.

00:57:54.510 --> 00:57:58.349
Okay. Bald Knobbers. Well, no. Now we're on.

00:57:58.429 --> 00:58:01.030
Okay. I brought this up in one of the podcasts.

00:58:01.659 --> 00:58:03.760
You remember the big snow that happened here

00:58:03.760 --> 00:58:06.599
in Missouri? The big, big one, the blizzard snow?

00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.739
Yeah, around Christmas. Okay, one of the alternate

00:58:09.739 --> 00:58:11.280
weather channels, I think it might have been

00:58:11.280 --> 00:58:13.940
fox weather or something like that, they put

00:58:13.940 --> 00:58:20.380
up 8 .5 inches in Knoblick, Missouri, and 4 .5

00:58:20.380 --> 00:58:25.380
inches in Knoblick, or no, no, Knobrub, West

00:58:25.380 --> 00:58:28.400
Virginia, and then there was another suggestive

00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:33.050
name in a row on the scrolling. And I caught

00:58:33.050 --> 00:58:35.769
it. I'm like, what? First, when I saw Knob Lick,

00:58:35.769 --> 00:58:38.550
I'm like, oh. And then when I saw Knob Rub, I'm

00:58:38.550 --> 00:58:41.590
like, no, this was planned. And then I forgot

00:58:41.590 --> 00:58:44.650
the third one. There's the Lick Skillet, Missouri.

00:58:45.449 --> 00:58:48.670
Lick Skillet. Lick Skillet. Lick Skillet. That's

00:58:48.670 --> 00:58:51.030
going to be one of ours. But I actually changed

00:58:51.030 --> 00:58:54.929
the theme song from Montrose to Knob Lick. Or

00:58:54.929 --> 00:58:57.210
not the theme song, but the Daily Douchebag Pledge.

00:58:57.429 --> 00:59:04.599
Yes. Lick Skillet. Yep. L -I -C -K? Yep. There's

00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:09.260
also a licking Missouri. Oh, there is, yep. Shell

00:59:09.260 --> 00:59:14.139
Knob. Shell Knob, yeah. There's Knob Town, but

00:59:14.139 --> 00:59:15.679
that's not really officially a town. No, no,

00:59:15.780 --> 00:59:18.000
that's like in between Lee's Summit and Raytown.

00:59:18.099 --> 00:59:20.340
Yeah, that's where all the massage parlors are

00:59:20.340 --> 00:59:24.119
is Knob Town. Appropriately named in that one

00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:32.780
fucking... A couple blocks of road. Yeah. From

00:59:32.780 --> 00:59:36.159
the outside, they look like they're pretty low

00:59:36.159 --> 00:59:37.900
-budget ones. They are, yeah. If you've only

00:59:37.900 --> 00:59:39.960
got a couple of bucks, you're fine. They're right

00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:42.519
next to Little Blue River. Yeah. Where people

00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:44.860
dump their trash. And some really, really ugly

00:59:44.860 --> 00:59:49.679
motels. Yeah. By the hour. Parking in the back.

00:59:49.860 --> 00:59:52.579
Yeah. Parking in the back so no one will see

00:59:52.579 --> 00:59:54.829
your car there and know what you're up to. It

00:59:54.829 --> 00:59:56.889
will throw a tarp over your car when you park

00:59:56.889 --> 01:00:01.789
for free. Yes. So the drone can't see you. We

01:00:01.789 --> 01:00:04.389
actually have fake cars here to hide yours. There

01:00:04.389 --> 01:00:06.489
you go. You take this in our underground bunker

01:00:06.489 --> 01:00:08.989
and we leave a different car up there. What they

01:00:08.989 --> 01:00:11.590
ought to do is get some inflatable full -size

01:00:11.590 --> 01:00:13.929
versions of the Cybertruck and blow them up and

01:00:13.929 --> 01:00:16.210
put them everywhere. It's like, ooh, we know

01:00:16.210 --> 01:00:18.429
who goes there. We should go there too. Yeah,

01:00:18.469 --> 01:00:22.519
let's go do a hate crime. Well, you figure if

01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:24.619
people with Cybertrucks are there, the girls

01:00:24.619 --> 01:00:26.420
probably have never seen a full -size penis.

01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:30.059
This is true. Yeah. This is true. But remember

01:00:30.059 --> 01:00:33.000
what we said in the car? Yes. We came to this

01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:38.679
conclusion. Okay, if someone spray paints a swastika

01:00:38.679 --> 01:00:41.820
on a Tesla and a Jewish person owns it, isn't

01:00:41.820 --> 01:00:45.019
that a hate crime? Yeah. Yeah. Actually, it doesn't

01:00:45.019 --> 01:00:48.380
matter who owns it. I've seen photos of swastikas

01:00:48.380 --> 01:00:50.699
painted on Tesla dealerships over in Europe.

01:00:51.260 --> 01:00:53.380
That is absolutely a hate crime. It is a hate

01:00:53.380 --> 01:00:56.539
crime. But why is it accepted by so many people?

01:00:56.619 --> 01:00:58.559
It's bullshit. If you really believe what you

01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:02.059
say and you're not fake. Well, it's the age -old

01:01:02.059 --> 01:01:05.460
human tendency that the people we like get to

01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:07.960
break the rules. And the people that we don't

01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:10.460
like have to follow the rules. And that's how

01:01:10.460 --> 01:01:13.119
everybody operates. That's true. I like you,

01:01:13.219 --> 01:01:14.679
so I'm going to let you break a bunch of rules.

01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:17.340
Oh, you? I don't like you, so I'm going to watch

01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:19.280
you 24 hours a day and make sure you do everything

01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:23.010
right. Yep. So, you know, someone who, they would

01:01:23.010 --> 01:01:25.090
hate it if somebody painted a swastika on their

01:01:25.090 --> 01:01:27.409
church, but they're fine if someone paints a

01:01:27.409 --> 01:01:29.829
swastika on a Tesla dealership. True. Because

01:01:29.829 --> 01:01:32.570
now they agree with it, so they no longer find

01:01:32.570 --> 01:01:35.809
it objectionable. That's a great analogy. Yeah.

01:01:36.349 --> 01:01:38.349
But, you know, the law doesn't look at it that

01:01:38.349 --> 01:01:40.909
way. Human beings do, which is fine. You know,

01:01:40.909 --> 01:01:42.550
that's natural. That's normal. But laws don't

01:01:42.550 --> 01:01:44.369
look that way. But the law says you paint a swastika

01:01:44.369 --> 01:01:46.110
on something, it's a hate crime. Doesn't matter

01:01:46.110 --> 01:01:49.190
what you painted it on. I agree. Yep. Yep. No,

01:01:49.329 --> 01:01:51.750
that. That is wrong. I agree with what you said

01:01:51.750 --> 01:01:57.750
100 % because that is, it's, oh, shit, what would

01:01:57.750 --> 01:02:01.429
you call it? I mean, there's peaceful protests,

01:02:01.550 --> 01:02:05.889
and then there's violence and lawbreaking. That

01:02:05.889 --> 01:02:08.829
Tesla dealership on State Line that had a couple

01:02:08.829 --> 01:02:12.289
of trucks burn overnight, the afternoon before,

01:02:12.329 --> 01:02:14.690
I drove by there and saw a couple of people setting

01:02:14.690 --> 01:02:17.800
up to protest. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. So

01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:20.199
I imagine somebody saw the protest and decided,

01:02:20.340 --> 01:02:21.760
you know what, I'm going to do something about

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:23.340
it. And they went and burned up a couple of cars.

01:02:23.940 --> 01:02:26.300
A couple of Cybertrucks. The people doing the

01:02:26.300 --> 01:02:29.280
protest, it was their right. It was their right

01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:32.219
to protest. Peaceful protest. Boycotting is perfectly

01:02:32.219 --> 01:02:35.019
fine. Yeah, but you don't go firebomb something

01:02:35.019 --> 01:02:37.079
you don't like. No, no. That's not what we do

01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.559
in America, right? That's right. Okay. Anyhow,

01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:42.699
we got off on a tangent. That's all I have. Alrighty.

01:02:44.239 --> 01:02:46.000
Well, I've got several things that go into your

01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:48.239
choice. Bands with no original members left.

01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:51.139
That. I want to hear that. Because I know it's

01:02:51.139 --> 01:02:54.619
a long list and surprising. Yeah. Now, some of

01:02:54.619 --> 01:02:59.260
these I wrote down, but others, you just have

01:02:59.260 --> 01:03:01.179
to take my word for it. Okay. Here's one that

01:03:01.179 --> 01:03:07.179
surprised me. Quiet Riot. Since 2007, no original

01:03:07.179 --> 01:03:10.739
members left. Yeah. Now, I thought there was

01:03:10.739 --> 01:03:12.920
some carryover, but then I realized the singer

01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:15.880
passed. Guitar players kind of came and went.

01:03:15.940 --> 01:03:17.719
Bass players kind of came and went. I don't even

01:03:17.719 --> 01:03:19.860
know who the drummer was. Rudy Sarzo was the

01:03:19.860 --> 01:03:23.480
original bassist. He went to Ozzy. Randy Rhodes

01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:25.579
was the original guitarist. He went to Ozzy,

01:03:25.579 --> 01:03:29.780
too. And the drummer was Frankie Benally, maybe?

01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.079
Yes, that was it. He wore stripes. He had striped

01:03:33.079 --> 01:03:36.840
drums, I think. Did he die? I think he died.

01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:38.679
I think so. I think he had cancer, yeah. I think

01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:40.920
a lot. The singer and the drummer, I think, both

01:03:40.920 --> 01:03:44.019
passed. Yeah, the singer, unnatural. Kevin Dubrow.

01:03:44.019 --> 01:03:46.940
Yeah, cocaine. Dubrow, I think. I don't know.

01:03:47.019 --> 01:03:49.019
Dubrow, whatever. Cocaine turns your arteries

01:03:49.019 --> 01:03:52.780
into concrete pipes. Yep. It's going to kill

01:03:52.780 --> 01:03:56.119
you eventually. And it did so. Yeah. All right.

01:03:56.139 --> 01:04:00.840
The next one. Yes. Since 2015, no original music.

01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:05.269
That surprises me. Yeah. Their singer, John Anderson,

01:04:05.789 --> 01:04:09.550
he wasn't even original. No, no. He was not original

01:04:09.550 --> 01:04:11.809
to the band. No, he was actually a replacement

01:04:11.809 --> 01:04:17.590
to... I'm blanking, but... Me too. Anyhow, go

01:04:17.590 --> 01:04:21.570
ahead. I'll look it up. All right. Hart has not

01:04:21.570 --> 01:04:26.409
had any original members since 1982. That surprises

01:04:26.409 --> 01:04:29.190
me. How do you do Hart, the Wilson sisters, without

01:04:29.190 --> 01:04:32.190
them? The Wilson sisters weren't original members.

01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:35.780
Oh, I didn't know that. Okay, that makes sense.

01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:39.099
Yeah, they joined in. The band was called White

01:04:39.099 --> 01:04:41.940
Heart. Okay, so they're still in it. Yeah, the

01:04:41.940 --> 01:04:44.260
Wilson sisters are still in it, but they're not

01:04:44.260 --> 01:04:50.480
original members. It was Roger Fisher and I think

01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:55.039
his brother, and they brought the Wilson sisters

01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:58.059
in, and they started having great success, and

01:04:58.059 --> 01:05:02.679
then they eventually... The Wilson sisters were

01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:04.679
dating guys in the band, and then they broke

01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:06.820
up with the guys in the band, and the guys couldn't

01:05:06.820 --> 01:05:08.639
handle it. And at a certain point, the Wilson

01:05:08.639 --> 01:05:11.460
sisters are like, we pretty much are this band.

01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:14.360
So they recorded an album with them and then

01:05:14.360 --> 01:05:18.519
fired them all. AI's wrong. They have John Anderson

01:05:18.519 --> 01:05:21.840
as their first singer. Oh, interesting. Maybe

01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:25.539
he was. But it's like REO. Kevin Crone is not

01:05:25.539 --> 01:05:30.619
original. Tony K. Oh, I remember Tony K. Was

01:05:30.619 --> 01:05:32.619
one of the other band members singing, possibly,

01:05:32.739 --> 01:05:37.860
like Genesis? Could be, yeah. Oh, well, you know

01:05:37.860 --> 01:05:40.380
what? Who knows? Go ahead. Blood, Sweat, and

01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:43.159
Tears, who were big in the 60s. I would have

01:05:43.159 --> 01:05:45.340
no idea on that. Yeah, they were kind of like

01:05:45.340 --> 01:05:49.340
Chicago, but with more of an edge. Yeah. But

01:05:49.340 --> 01:05:53.400
since 1968, they didn't have any original members

01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:56.530
left. That was like... In their heyday. I can't.

01:05:56.530 --> 01:05:59.610
I know. It was crazy. It was like the replacements

01:05:59.610 --> 01:06:04.030
were better than the originals. Yeah. The Hollies.

01:06:04.989 --> 01:06:07.210
Named after Buddy Holly. They haven't had any

01:06:07.210 --> 01:06:10.170
original members since 1999. And these are bands

01:06:10.170 --> 01:06:12.389
that are still active. Okay. Because if they're

01:06:12.389 --> 01:06:16.909
not active, they don't count. Humble Pie. Not

01:06:16.909 --> 01:06:23.239
since 1991. And let's see. Frampton came out

01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.400
of Humble Pie, but that was in the 70s. Yeah.

01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:29.860
So they went as late as 1991 with still original

01:06:29.860 --> 01:06:31.900
members. Yeah, that's what surprised me. Yeah.

01:06:31.980 --> 01:06:35.639
Because that band had been around so long. Canned

01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:39.280
Heat in 1981. They lost their last original member.

01:06:39.599 --> 01:06:41.920
Okay, I can believe that. Here's a good one.

01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:47.840
Judas Priest. Oh, I knew that. Since 1973. They

01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.079
haven't had any original members left. Rob Halford

01:06:50.079 --> 01:06:53.340
was an original KK, and Tipton were an original,

01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:55.820
and the drummer was always just whoever the fuck

01:06:55.820 --> 01:06:58.239
they got. Here's what they had listed as the

01:06:58.239 --> 01:07:01.559
original members. Al Atkins on vocals, Brian

01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:05.119
Stabenhill on bass, John Perry on guitar, and

01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:07.860
John Partridge on drums. That was the original

01:07:07.860 --> 01:07:09.699
Judas Priest. Yeah, because they didn't have

01:07:09.699 --> 01:07:15.599
a dual guitarist. That is so crazy. Iron Butterfly.

01:07:16.360 --> 01:07:19.179
They're still active. No original members since

01:07:19.179 --> 01:07:22.360
99, but they're still active. No one would know

01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:24.599
is one of the things. It's kind of like a foreigner.

01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:27.699
Nobody really knows if that's that. Anyhow, go

01:07:27.699 --> 01:07:31.000
ahead. Little River Band is still playing. They

01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:34.860
were popular in the 70s. But since 98, they haven't

01:07:34.860 --> 01:07:37.480
had any original members left. Wow. So they've

01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.619
been going for, what, 27 years? No original members.

01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:47.329
Wow. Yeah. Blackfoot. 2012 was the last original

01:07:47.329 --> 01:07:50.110
member. I'm surprised it lasts until 2012, actually.

01:07:50.369 --> 01:07:52.710
I am, too. They originally were founded as, you

01:07:52.710 --> 01:07:55.829
know, we're all Native Americans, but very quickly

01:07:55.829 --> 01:07:57.590
that was no longer the case because they kept

01:07:57.590 --> 01:08:00.150
losing members and replacing them. They couldn't

01:08:00.150 --> 01:08:01.849
find... Part of us are Native Americans. Yeah,

01:08:01.869 --> 01:08:05.210
I mean, they were... Native Americans don't make

01:08:05.210 --> 01:08:07.769
up a big percentage of the population, so the

01:08:07.769 --> 01:08:12.079
number of really good musicians... is a smaller

01:08:12.079 --> 01:08:14.440
overall number than, if you count the rest of

01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:15.820
the country. Sounds to me like they're trying

01:08:15.820 --> 01:08:18.619
to capitalize on a glitch, you know, on a niche.

01:08:18.760 --> 01:08:21.800
Yeah, it was kind of their gimmick or trademark

01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:23.039
or whatever at first. Yeah, their gimmick gets

01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:24.079
a better way of saying it. But it just wasn't

01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:25.920
sustainable. Just didn't do it. Yeah, it wasn't

01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:31.060
sustainable. Thin Lizzy is still going. I love

01:08:31.060 --> 01:08:34.220
them, too. Yeah. I mean, Phil Linod and, was

01:08:34.220 --> 01:08:38.260
it Gary Moore? I think so, yeah. Yeah, I could

01:08:38.260 --> 01:08:40.439
see that. Gary Moore, Phil Lynott, both dead.

01:08:40.699 --> 01:08:45.319
The other two, who cares? But they haven't had

01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:47.840
any originals since 2013. So they've been going

01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:50.699
12 years without originals. I believe it. Yeah,

01:08:50.760 --> 01:08:53.659
Vivian Campbell. No, is it Vivian Campbell? I

01:08:53.659 --> 01:08:56.579
think it's Vivian Campbell. I think so. Yeah.

01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:00.060
They're one of the most underrated bands ever,

01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.659
in my opinion. Then Lizzy had such a great sound.

01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:06.430
Oh, yeah. Oh, man. They never really got their

01:09:06.430 --> 01:09:08.670
deal. I know they have hits. A few hits, yeah.

01:09:08.810 --> 01:09:10.369
But they should have been bigger, in my opinion.

01:09:10.409 --> 01:09:15.189
They had such a great sound. Uh, GWAR. You familiar

01:09:15.189 --> 01:09:17.789
with GWAR? They don't have to be. They're weird

01:09:17.789 --> 01:09:20.409
to be got costumes and masks. Okay, no original

01:09:20.409 --> 01:09:23.130
members since 2014, but then again, that's kind

01:09:23.130 --> 01:09:24.390
of what Gloria is. They're like the Blue Man

01:09:24.390 --> 01:09:26.430
Group. How would you know? Yeah, it's just they

01:09:26.430 --> 01:09:28.310
rotate band members anyway. That's kind of what

01:09:28.310 --> 01:09:30.090
they do. Like the Blue Man Group does. It's just

01:09:30.090 --> 01:09:32.550
kind of like, oh, hey, so -and -so's available.

01:09:32.770 --> 01:09:34.949
Put enough glue on him. Nobody will know he's

01:09:34.949 --> 01:09:37.890
a different guy. Yep. Molly Hatchet. Oh, Tommy

01:09:37.890 --> 01:09:41.130
Thayer. Tommy Thayer, true. Ace? Okay, anyhow.

01:09:41.189 --> 01:09:43.729
Molly Hatchet, still active. No original members

01:09:43.729 --> 01:09:47.380
since 2017, but... Even when they were doing

01:09:47.380 --> 01:09:49.319
their original run, they changed lead singers

01:09:49.319 --> 01:09:51.739
about three times. Okay, Rob and I decided you

01:09:51.739 --> 01:09:53.779
don't say Molly Hatchick, you say Molly fucking

01:09:53.779 --> 01:09:58.140
Hatchick. Oh, yeah. Or I do a twist on it, Molly

01:09:58.140 --> 01:10:00.960
Mick fucking Hatchick. Or if you're French, you

01:10:00.960 --> 01:10:03.500
say Molly Hatchay. Oh, I'll bring that up tonight.

01:10:06.170 --> 01:10:09.489
Topher's run on this. Molly Hatchay. Molly Hatchay.

01:10:09.529 --> 01:10:11.390
You've got to join us on a douche bag. I should.

01:10:13.489 --> 01:10:17.149
All right. Next up, we have a band called Autograph.

01:10:17.609 --> 01:10:20.449
Yeah, yeah. Turn on the uniform. Turn up the

01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.989
radio. KMO 102, give me some more. Remember they

01:10:23.989 --> 01:10:26.189
used to do that? They used to put that in? Okay.

01:10:26.229 --> 01:10:29.890
They're still active, but last three years without

01:10:29.890 --> 01:10:34.409
any original members. Molly Mache, was that it?

01:10:34.569 --> 01:10:41.880
Holly. Molly Hachet. Hachet. A foreigner. Depending

01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:44.800
on the night, if Mick Jones is playing, they

01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:46.699
still have an original member. If Mick Jones

01:10:46.699 --> 01:10:49.479
decides not to play, then they haven't had an

01:10:49.479 --> 01:10:51.539
original member since 2022. Because Lou Graham

01:10:51.539 --> 01:10:53.920
was not an original member like people think

01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:56.180
he was, but he's the most recognizable. Yeah.

01:10:56.520 --> 01:11:00.859
And they swapped out the drummer, they changed

01:11:00.859 --> 01:11:02.859
the guitar player. It's kind of like Journey.

01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:06.609
Journey. The most famous is Steve Perry. Yeah.

01:11:07.609 --> 01:11:11.630
So, you know, Aaron would rather see Steve Perry

01:11:11.630 --> 01:11:14.930
in there, you know, just like they would rather

01:11:14.930 --> 01:11:17.729
see Lou Graham in there. Yeah. Because they were

01:11:17.729 --> 01:11:20.409
the famous voices with the hits. Yeah. So, anyhow,

01:11:20.449 --> 01:11:26.109
go ahead. Sepultura. Still active, but no original

01:11:26.109 --> 01:11:30.689
members since 2006. Yep. Okay. Yep. It's not

01:11:30.689 --> 01:11:32.689
like they're out on tour putting out albums,

01:11:32.789 --> 01:11:34.529
but they're still considered a band and they

01:11:34.529 --> 01:11:37.789
will take gigs. Okay, yeah. And I remember when

01:11:37.789 --> 01:11:40.649
every band tried to sound like them. Yeah. It

01:11:40.649 --> 01:11:43.949
was a fucking mess. All right. And then the last

01:11:43.949 --> 01:11:46.810
one I got, this is an oldie, the Oak Ridge Boys.

01:11:48.710 --> 01:11:53.909
Elvira. Yeah. I used to enjoy them. Elvira. No

01:11:53.909 --> 01:12:03.000
original members since 1957. Okay, I got to do

01:12:03.000 --> 01:12:07.659
Grandfather Claws. They're original. In 1957,

01:12:07.979 --> 01:12:11.100
they're original. Yeah. The fun thing is, they're

01:12:11.100 --> 01:12:13.380
still active. You can still hire the Oak Ridge

01:12:13.380 --> 01:12:15.020
Boys to come out and sing for you. That's who

01:12:15.020 --> 01:12:17.399
was playing in my neighbor's backyard. Yeah.

01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:20.000
Okay, I get it. The Oak Ridge Boys, they were

01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:26.020
founded in 1943. So we're only 17 years away.

01:12:26.020 --> 01:12:27.880
They're grandfathered in, too. We're only 18

01:12:27.880 --> 01:12:34.060
years away from them being 100 years old. Fuck.

01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:37.699
If the Oak Ridge Boys can make it to 100, they've

01:12:37.699 --> 01:12:39.640
got to be in the Hall of Fame somewhere. It's

01:12:39.640 --> 01:12:41.760
like Leonard Skinner keeps replacing their people

01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:45.159
with younger guys. I mean, they're almost like

01:12:45.159 --> 01:12:47.859
Kiss's avatar, only they're not avatars. Oh,

01:12:47.880 --> 01:12:51.300
my God. Oh, Kiss is going to play at their 50th

01:12:51.300 --> 01:12:54.640
reunion. Oh, cool. So they're liars. Yeah. But

01:12:54.640 --> 01:13:00.180
we knew this. Yeah. Okay. Oh, is that it? That

01:13:00.180 --> 01:13:03.260
was it. Okay. Bands that do not sound like their

01:13:03.260 --> 01:13:06.720
name. Number one, I think everybody can agree

01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:11.060
with. Eagles of Death Metal. Yes. They suck.

01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:13.260
They are not death metal. They're a horrible

01:13:13.260 --> 01:13:16.039
team. Yeah, I've tried to listen to some of them.

01:13:16.060 --> 01:13:18.140
I want to punch them in the face every time I

01:13:18.140 --> 01:13:20.680
hear anything they've done. I'm very sorry the

01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:23.800
terrorists bombed their concert. They should

01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:25.920
have just got them. That was probably the biggest

01:13:25.920 --> 01:13:29.359
boost to their career in their entire life. They're

01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:32.439
like, who's that? Eagle for death metal? We better

01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:35.859
listen to them. They sound tough. Alright, next

01:13:35.859 --> 01:13:38.800
one. Incubus is what I used to call them. Oh,

01:13:38.800 --> 01:13:43.529
yes. Incubus. No. Nothing. Do you know what an

01:13:43.529 --> 01:13:47.989
incubus is? Yeah, it's a demon. Yep. It's a very

01:13:47.989 --> 01:13:50.989
attractive demon. It takes a male form and comes

01:13:50.989 --> 01:13:54.069
to Earth to have sex with women. Yep. To lure

01:13:54.069 --> 01:13:57.270
them into a life of sin. Yes. The female version

01:13:57.270 --> 01:13:59.489
is called a succubus. A succubus, yep. Which

01:13:59.489 --> 01:14:01.949
kind of makes sense. Yeah. And a lot of people

01:14:01.949 --> 01:14:03.930
don't know that because they get the two mixed

01:14:03.930 --> 01:14:06.189
up whenever they talk about it. But yeah, you're

01:14:06.189 --> 01:14:10.319
right. The next one I got is... Blue Oyster Cult.

01:14:10.659 --> 01:14:13.680
Yes. Now, when you hear that, you're like, oh

01:14:13.680 --> 01:14:16.079
my gosh, this band is going to be terrorizing.

01:14:16.100 --> 01:14:17.560
They're going to be nuts. They're going to be

01:14:17.560 --> 01:14:20.920
insane. They're actually kind of mellow. They

01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:22.739
are kind of mellow. I mean, there's overdriven

01:14:22.739 --> 01:14:24.819
guitars and fun, but it's still kind of mellow.

01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:28.000
Of course, they have the famous Don't Fear the

01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:30.760
Reaper song. Yes, the more cowbell song. Yeah.

01:14:31.439 --> 01:14:34.739
Yeah. It does need more cowbell, by the way.

01:14:34.899 --> 01:14:39.140
But, yeah. And also, join... Joan Crawford's

01:14:39.140 --> 01:14:41.060
Risen from the Dead and stuff like that. Burning

01:14:41.060 --> 01:14:44.859
For You, Godzilla. Burning For You was a certified

01:14:44.859 --> 01:14:47.260
radio hit. It was written like that and they

01:14:47.260 --> 01:14:52.079
meant it. Their original name was Soft White

01:14:52.079 --> 01:14:56.279
Underbelly. They used to perform under... You're

01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:58.079
the one that told me that. They used to perform

01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:01.659
under that name a couple of times. at the beginning

01:15:01.659 --> 01:15:03.960
of the tour, kind of work out their stage act.

01:15:04.180 --> 01:15:07.479
They'd find a small club and perform as Soft

01:15:07.479 --> 01:15:09.560
White Underbelly to kind of work out their live

01:15:09.560 --> 01:15:12.399
act. But then the fans quickly realized that's

01:15:12.399 --> 01:15:14.100
who it was, and they couldn't do it anymore.

01:15:14.520 --> 01:15:16.359
It would be funny if there was actually a band

01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:19.119
named that, and then they went and they both

01:15:19.119 --> 01:15:22.020
subbed for them. Yeah, and then it's like, hey,

01:15:22.039 --> 01:15:28.010
you guys go out on this one. That would be great.

01:15:28.369 --> 01:15:31.569
The next one, and I agree with this 100%. The

01:15:31.569 --> 01:15:35.689
zombies. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they don't sound like

01:15:35.689 --> 01:15:40.789
zombies. No. Nope. Or look like zombies. No,

01:15:40.850 --> 01:15:44.649
not really. The next one I agree with 100 % too.

01:15:44.930 --> 01:15:49.329
Bare naked ladies. Yes. Yes, that's awful. That

01:15:49.329 --> 01:15:52.670
was a very good example right there. This next

01:15:52.670 --> 01:15:58.039
one is a better example. Savage garden. I don't

01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:00.739
believe I heard their stuff. Oh, they were real

01:16:00.739 --> 01:16:04.239
poppy 90s. Oh, yeah. They were almost like a

01:16:04.239 --> 01:16:07.079
Mr. Jones. You could put Panic at the Disco into

01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:09.000
that too because they don't sound like Panic

01:16:09.000 --> 01:16:10.699
and there's no disco. Do I even have that on

01:16:10.699 --> 01:16:13.119
here? I don't think I do. Yeah, I do. I got Panic

01:16:13.119 --> 01:16:17.420
at the Disco. Yeah, that's a good one there right

01:16:17.420 --> 01:16:23.199
there. The next one, 10 ,000 Maniacs. Yeah, I

01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:25.350
was going to bring that up if you didn't. Yeah,

01:16:25.350 --> 01:16:30.229
they were so mellow and so ear -friendly and

01:16:30.229 --> 01:16:33.329
safe for word. Yeah, they were like the perfect

01:16:33.329 --> 01:16:37.170
little radio fucking cutie. Yeah, that was the

01:16:37.170 --> 01:16:40.149
band. They changed their name practically after

01:16:40.149 --> 01:16:42.670
every gig because they couldn't get rehired.

01:16:42.890 --> 01:16:46.229
And that just happened to be the name they were

01:16:46.229 --> 01:16:48.590
using when they got signed. And the band members

01:16:48.590 --> 01:16:51.350
were like, this is not the name we wanted. But

01:16:51.350 --> 01:16:54.890
they were just kind of stuck with it. That's

01:16:54.890 --> 01:17:02.510
cool. Yeah, and... Next one, Violet Femmes. Oh,

01:17:02.510 --> 01:17:05.829
yeah. Yeah. Violet Femmes, definitely. I mean,

01:17:05.869 --> 01:17:08.329
but... I think Blister and the Sun is the only

01:17:08.329 --> 01:17:11.069
song I know by them. Yeah, and that does, I mean,

01:17:11.069 --> 01:17:16.430
it is kind of erratic. Yeah, it's a little punkish.

01:17:16.609 --> 01:17:21.079
Yeah, but still doesn't... next one panic at

01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:23.640
the disco we both agreed with that um the next

01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:29.119
one joy division yes a little dark for that yeah

01:17:29.119 --> 01:17:34.399
you're pretty dark yes um next one if you remember

01:17:34.399 --> 01:17:37.100
them they were kind of like a little thing and

01:17:37.100 --> 01:17:39.760
they'll turn them around though unusual the darkness

01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:48.229
oh yeah they sounded like glam metal But you

01:17:48.229 --> 01:17:49.810
would have expected them to be more like nine

01:17:49.810 --> 01:17:52.890
-inch nails. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, the darkness you

01:17:52.890 --> 01:17:54.649
thought... Or Gary Newman. Yeah, they're going

01:17:54.649 --> 01:17:57.510
to come out in the mass or something, like Slipknot.

01:17:57.550 --> 01:18:00.710
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what the darkness kind

01:18:00.710 --> 01:18:04.010
of portrays. But actually, they sound like poppy

01:18:04.010 --> 01:18:07.189
glam metal. At least you could probably put ministry

01:18:07.189 --> 01:18:09.689
on that list, too. Ministry is a great example.

01:18:09.710 --> 01:18:12.970
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how you get

01:18:12.970 --> 01:18:16.939
Jesus to build your hot rod, but... I pulled

01:18:16.939 --> 01:18:23.060
it off. All right, and the next one. I'm reaching

01:18:23.060 --> 01:18:25.180
really, really wide on this one. This one of

01:18:25.180 --> 01:18:34.680
mine. KMFDM. I don't know. Can you find it on

01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:41.779
there? KMFDM? They were a very, very niche group.

01:18:42.199 --> 01:18:45.439
Really niche group. They were alternative alternative,

01:18:45.819 --> 01:18:48.100
but they didn't really sound alternative alternative.

01:18:48.899 --> 01:18:52.399
But only like the real alternative people. The

01:18:52.399 --> 01:18:54.960
ones that went home and cut themselves just to

01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.560
watch them bleed. Those were the ones that listened

01:18:57.560 --> 01:19:11.659
to this. multinational industrial rock band.

01:19:11.739 --> 01:19:14.699
Industrial, that's what. From Hamburg. Yep. Led

01:19:14.699 --> 01:19:21.560
by Sasha Bam... Burra -Cohen? No. No. Babble

01:19:21.560 --> 01:19:25.739
Snatch. Yeah, Babble Snatch. Okay. By Sasha Babble

01:19:25.739 --> 01:19:28.600
Snatch. Yeah. Formed in 1984 as a performance

01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:34.420
art project. Isn't that weird? Well, when you

01:19:34.420 --> 01:19:37.319
get a chance, listen to their stuff. Yeah. It's

01:19:37.319 --> 01:19:39.960
like more music than it is anything else. But

01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:45.359
it's pop metal chords put together very dark.

01:19:45.619 --> 01:19:49.800
Just listen to it. Next one I agree with 100%.

01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:56.359
Death Cab for Cutie. Yes. Yeah. They sound like

01:19:56.359 --> 01:19:58.100
the Cutie part, but not like the Death Cab part.

01:19:58.100 --> 01:20:00.579
No, they don't sound like the Death Cab. And

01:20:00.579 --> 01:20:04.760
then finally, Mannheim Steamroller. Oh, yeah.

01:20:06.420 --> 01:20:13.560
Yes. And that is all I have. All righty. Well,

01:20:13.659 --> 01:20:15.859
I've got a nice list of songs that you probably

01:20:15.859 --> 01:20:18.220
know that really have kind of messed up meanings.

01:20:19.319 --> 01:20:22.579
Okay. I like this one, too. All right. You remember

01:20:22.579 --> 01:20:25.539
the song Pumped Up Kicks? It's about a shooter.

01:20:26.100 --> 01:20:28.520
It's about a kid finding a gun and fantasizing

01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:30.039
about shooting everybody in his neighborhood

01:20:30.039 --> 01:20:33.260
that he didn't like. Yeah, and... It says, run,

01:20:33.260 --> 01:20:37.399
baby, run. They're worried about their shoes.

01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:39.060
It's like all the little kids with the pumped

01:20:39.060 --> 01:20:41.479
up kids. They better run, baby, run or something

01:20:41.479 --> 01:20:43.079
like that. Yeah, I remember hearing some lyrics.

01:20:43.119 --> 01:20:45.659
I got my gun. That sounds a little dark. Really

01:20:45.659 --> 01:20:48.539
nefarious. Let's see. It says, you better run,

01:20:48.579 --> 01:20:50.520
baby, run. I got my gun and stuff like that.

01:20:50.779 --> 01:20:53.560
And it was right after a shooting. Yeah. I can't

01:20:53.560 --> 01:20:55.579
remember which one. Yeah, there were so many.

01:20:55.920 --> 01:20:59.340
Yeah. You remember a band called Fastball? Yeah.

01:20:59.399 --> 01:21:02.140
They had a song called The Way. Mm -hmm. That

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:05.859
was about a real story about a real couple who

01:21:05.859 --> 01:21:08.680
had Alzheimer's, and they set off one day to

01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:13.319
go to a family event like 100 miles away. They

01:21:13.319 --> 01:21:16.159
found them days and days and days later in their

01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:18.659
car at the bottom of a ravine, hundreds of miles

01:21:18.659 --> 01:21:23.399
off course. Were they dead? Yeah. So, you know,

01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:25.920
two people with Alzheimer's, they both got confused.

01:21:25.960 --> 01:21:27.720
Neither one could figure anything out, and they

01:21:27.720 --> 01:21:30.500
just drove. Drove and drove and eventually went

01:21:30.500 --> 01:21:32.659
down into a ditch. I don't know why one of the

01:21:32.659 --> 01:21:34.560
family members couldn't have figured that out

01:21:34.560 --> 01:21:36.739
when he got them. Yeah. I mean, at some point,

01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:38.699
you've got to go take their keys away. Yeah.

01:21:39.760 --> 01:21:43.159
Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. Remember that stupid

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:47.840
dance song, the Macarena? Yeah. Ugh. We need

01:21:47.840 --> 01:21:49.800
to erase that from the stream. Well, here's what

01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:52.399
the lyrics are about. It's a woman whose boyfriend

01:21:52.399 --> 01:21:56.880
joins the army. And then when he gets deployed...

01:21:59.079 --> 01:22:01.380
She has a three -way with his two best friends.

01:22:02.300 --> 01:22:06.159
Oh. That's what you're dancing to when you dance

01:22:06.159 --> 01:22:07.720
the Macarena. Makes you wonder where that came

01:22:07.720 --> 01:22:11.380
from. It probably happened. Yes. Why else would

01:22:11.380 --> 01:22:13.859
you think of that? Yeah. I don't know. Okay.

01:22:13.979 --> 01:22:16.239
See, Don't Stand So Close to Me by The Police.

01:22:16.420 --> 01:22:17.800
Oh, yeah, I know this one. It's about an older

01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:20.060
man who can't control his sexual attraction to

01:22:20.060 --> 01:22:23.239
an underage girl. Yep. Yeah. And I need to quit

01:22:23.239 --> 01:22:24.739
blurting these out because sometimes whenever

01:22:24.739 --> 01:22:26.859
you say something, I do it personally like, oh,

01:22:26.859 --> 01:22:30.380
yeah. Yeah. All right, every breath you take

01:22:30.380 --> 01:22:32.960
by the police, which people use at their weddings,

01:22:33.060 --> 01:22:36.279
is actually about a stalker. A very disturbed

01:22:36.279 --> 01:22:38.479
individual. And you know who the stalker was?

01:22:38.899 --> 01:22:42.699
Huh? Sting. Oh, okay, he wrote about himself.

01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:45.960
His obsession with a woman. He actually was like,

01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:48.840
yeah, I heard him on a couple interviews. He

01:22:48.840 --> 01:22:50.640
freely admits it. He goes, yeah, I was obsessed

01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:53.079
with this lady, and I really, you know, did some

01:22:53.079 --> 01:22:58.060
stupid shit. It's about that. But they did change

01:22:58.060 --> 01:23:00.199
some stuff, like Young Schoolgirl, the fantasy,

01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.439
and all that stuff. Made it radio -friendly,

01:23:03.439 --> 01:23:06.859
at least. Well, yeah, he took that song from

01:23:06.859 --> 01:23:11.399
his experience of being a stalker. Crazy. Yep.

01:23:12.739 --> 01:23:18.220
Semi -Charm Life by Third Eye Blind. It's about

01:23:18.220 --> 01:23:22.050
meth addiction. Totally. Look at the lyrics.

01:23:22.289 --> 01:23:24.489
Look at the lyrics on your phone. It's all about

01:23:24.489 --> 01:23:29.949
meth addiction. I believe it. Yep. Oh, that's

01:23:29.949 --> 01:23:32.149
fucking awesome. And the guy who wrote it, he

01:23:32.149 --> 01:23:36.289
said, you know, this was my teenage years. All

01:23:36.289 --> 01:23:38.810
my friends, everyone was addicted to meth. So

01:23:38.810 --> 01:23:41.989
I just wrote about that. I burn copper wire in

01:23:41.989 --> 01:23:46.869
my backyard. This one's probably pretty well

01:23:46.869 --> 01:23:49.430
known. Santeria by Sublime. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:49.940 --> 01:23:52.359
That's someone wanting to hunt down and shoot

01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:55.340
some guy named Sancho. Because he was sleeping

01:23:55.340 --> 01:23:59.140
with his girl. Yeah. Yeah. Actually. He was going

01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:03.420
to shoot his punk ass. Yeah. I won't hesitate

01:24:03.420 --> 01:24:06.100
to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.

01:24:06.479 --> 01:24:09.680
Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I actually performed that

01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:13.220
song on a friend's CD. Oh, really? Yeah. I did

01:24:13.220 --> 01:24:18.520
Santorina. Do you have it? Yeah. I did Santeria

01:24:18.520 --> 01:24:22.680
and I did Big Fish. Were you drumming or singing?

01:24:22.699 --> 01:24:25.060
Yeah, I was the drummer. Okay, cool. That's my

01:24:25.060 --> 01:24:27.100
friend Ed. He's remixing a lot of this stuff.

01:24:27.340 --> 01:24:30.760
Oh, cool. There was another one that I did called

01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:33.439
Outskirts that when he mixed the CD, he put in

01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:36.079
the drum machine track instead of mine. Faster.

01:24:36.180 --> 01:24:38.020
And I thought that he'd, you know, well, I guess

01:24:38.020 --> 01:24:39.739
he just decided he liked that better. And then

01:24:39.739 --> 01:24:41.579
I mentioned it to him. He said, oh, I didn't

01:24:41.579 --> 01:24:44.140
mean to. So he called up the file, and there

01:24:44.140 --> 01:24:47.060
was my drum track buried way in there. And so

01:24:47.060 --> 01:24:49.140
he brought that up and mixed it back, and he's

01:24:49.140 --> 01:24:52.020
like, yeah, that does sound better. If he ever

01:24:52.020 --> 01:24:54.619
does a re -release, I'll get my performance on

01:24:54.619 --> 01:24:59.880
there. Cool. Let's see, up next, Prison Sex by

01:24:59.880 --> 01:25:02.979
Tool. It's actually about the cycle of child

01:25:02.979 --> 01:25:08.520
sexual abuse. Actually, they did a big, yeah.

01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:12.279
I only remember bits and pieces of this, but

01:25:12.279 --> 01:25:14.800
he kind of went on tour with this, but not with

01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:18.460
the band. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was saying something,

01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:22.619
Maynard. Yeah. His lyrics always mean something.

01:25:22.859 --> 01:25:27.239
Yes. Yeah. Maynard James Keenan. Yep. All right.

01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:30.859
Black Balloon by the Goo Goo Dolls and Under

01:25:30.859 --> 01:25:33.300
the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, both

01:25:33.300 --> 01:25:36.029
about heroin addiction. I knew Under the Bridge

01:25:36.029 --> 01:25:38.149
was because that's where a lot of people in L

01:25:38.149 --> 01:25:41.590
.A. are. Under the Bridge doing heroin. Brick

01:25:41.590 --> 01:25:46.550
by Ben Folds Five is about teen abortion. Wow.

01:25:47.750 --> 01:25:50.010
Yeah. You listen to the lyrics. It's the guy

01:25:50.010 --> 01:25:51.770
who goes and picks up his girlfriend because

01:25:51.770 --> 01:25:54.109
her parents are out of town. Takes her down to

01:25:54.109 --> 01:25:56.109
the abortion clinic and walks around the parking

01:25:56.109 --> 01:25:58.489
lot while she's getting it done. I guess I've

01:25:58.489 --> 01:26:01.270
never listened to the lyrics. Man, it's really

01:26:01.270 --> 01:26:06.229
sad. It is so sad. Wow. Yeah. A sex type thing

01:26:06.229 --> 01:26:11.029
by STP, Stone Temple Pilots. It's about rape,

01:26:11.069 --> 01:26:16.130
but from the rapist's point of view. Wow, I want

01:26:16.130 --> 01:26:18.590
to get close to you. Yeah, I told you not to

01:26:18.590 --> 01:26:22.449
wear that dress. Yeah. You wouldn't want to make

01:26:22.449 --> 01:26:26.829
me have to hurt you. Wow. He wrote that intentionally

01:26:26.829 --> 01:26:32.810
as a protest against all the macho, misogynist

01:26:32.810 --> 01:26:36.510
lyrics that... bands of the 80s put out you know

01:26:36.510 --> 01:26:39.109
the guys dominate and their women are just a

01:26:39.109 --> 01:26:41.510
sex tool for them so he said all right let me

01:26:41.510 --> 01:26:44.569
rub your nose in it and he put out sex type thing

01:26:44.569 --> 01:26:46.890
and he said this is how you all sound you're

01:26:46.890 --> 01:26:50.550
a rapist on the make wow so it initially it was

01:26:50.550 --> 01:26:52.930
like oh this is ugly but then the women's advocacy

01:26:52.930 --> 01:26:55.689
groups latched onto it said no no no this is

01:26:55.689 --> 01:27:02.840
important yeah wow okay all right So, next. Disarm

01:27:02.840 --> 01:27:06.739
by Smashing Pumpkins is about Billy Corgan himself

01:27:06.739 --> 01:27:09.699
being abused as a child and then thinking about

01:27:09.699 --> 01:27:14.260
killing himself and his parents. Wow. Yeah. So

01:27:14.260 --> 01:27:17.680
I want to listen to that song again. I was just

01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:19.939
taking that. I've got to re -listen. Yeah. I

01:27:19.939 --> 01:27:22.720
mean, I remember as a kid fantasizing about...

01:27:22.859 --> 01:27:26.520
Not me killing my father, but something or someone

01:27:26.520 --> 01:27:29.720
killing my father. A meteorite? Yeah, a car accident.

01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:33.520
Space junk? My invisible friend who is a caveman.

01:27:34.380 --> 01:27:38.180
And it's because I wanted the abuser to stop,

01:27:38.220 --> 01:27:41.039
and the only way I could think of was somebody

01:27:41.039 --> 01:27:44.979
has to kill him. I never acted on it, but I remember

01:27:44.979 --> 01:27:47.479
thinking about it. We're going to work on that

01:27:47.479 --> 01:27:50.300
podcast, man. Do you think it will do you good?

01:27:50.539 --> 01:27:52.560
Oh, yeah. I think so, too. Then we'll do it.

01:27:53.779 --> 01:27:59.079
Jump by Van Halen. Might as well jump. Jump.

01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.960
They wrote it while they were watching a live

01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:07.180
TV broadcast about a suicide jumper. Why don't

01:28:07.180 --> 01:28:09.840
we all jump? Oh, that's kind of dark. Go ahead

01:28:09.840 --> 01:28:13.220
and jump. Yeah. Wow. They're telling him to go

01:28:13.220 --> 01:28:17.500
ahead and jump. It's nasty. Okay. Slide by the

01:28:17.500 --> 01:28:22.960
Goo Goo Dolls. Also about abortion. Okay. I'm

01:28:22.960 --> 01:28:24.300
going to have to listen to that one again. Me

01:28:24.300 --> 01:28:28.189
too. I had no idea, of course. Pat Travers, Boom

01:28:28.189 --> 01:28:30.529
Boom, Out Go the Lights. Now, he didn't write

01:28:30.529 --> 01:28:32.489
it. He was a remake, but that's the version of

01:28:32.489 --> 01:28:35.210
America. It's about hunting down and shooting

01:28:35.210 --> 01:28:38.729
a cheating woman. Wow. That's exactly what it's

01:28:38.729 --> 01:28:41.050
about. That's what Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights

01:28:41.050 --> 01:28:42.770
is. I'm going to shoot twice and you're dead.

01:28:42.789 --> 01:28:45.329
And audiences scream that out and have no idea.

01:28:45.649 --> 01:28:48.689
Isn't that awful? They're up there going, oh

01:28:48.689 --> 01:28:52.069
boy. I guess that's why the song isn't performed

01:28:52.069 --> 01:28:55.390
much anymore because cheating on your spouse

01:28:55.390 --> 01:28:59.250
does not, deserve a death sentence. It just doesn't.

01:28:59.430 --> 01:29:02.630
What it deserves is you taking everything from

01:29:02.630 --> 01:29:04.270
them and rubbing their nose in it. There you

01:29:04.270 --> 01:29:07.050
go, especially if you had a prenup. Okay, Brown

01:29:07.050 --> 01:29:10.569
Sugar by the Stones. That's not what I think

01:29:10.569 --> 01:29:14.609
it's about? It is about slavery, physical abuse

01:29:14.609 --> 01:29:17.789
of slaves, and the rape of slaves by the plantation

01:29:17.789 --> 01:29:22.289
owners. And the slave bosses and all that stuff.

01:29:22.329 --> 01:29:26.329
It's about the total degradation. of the slaves.

01:29:26.430 --> 01:29:27.970
That's how come they can still play it on the

01:29:27.970 --> 01:29:29.909
radio? Yeah. I always wondered that. I'm like,

01:29:29.989 --> 01:29:32.229
why aren't they still playing this? It's because

01:29:32.229 --> 01:29:35.489
it's holding up all those, because the British

01:29:35.489 --> 01:29:38.569
had slaves too. They abolished it before Americans

01:29:38.569 --> 01:29:41.850
did. But they're holding up those old British

01:29:41.850 --> 01:29:43.850
white slave owners and saying, yeah, we know

01:29:43.850 --> 01:29:46.630
what you are. We know what you did. You know,

01:29:46.649 --> 01:29:49.949
you donated this bridge or this hospital or whatever,

01:29:50.090 --> 01:29:55.399
but we know you're a scumbag. Cool. Yeah. You're

01:29:55.399 --> 01:29:58.060
All I Need by Motley Crue. Yeah, yeah, I know

01:29:58.060 --> 01:30:00.000
what that's about, but go ahead. Guy murdering

01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:03.020
his girlfriend. Nikki Sixx saw it on TV and wrote

01:30:03.020 --> 01:30:06.640
a song. Allegedly. Yes. All right, here's a more

01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:11.979
fun one. Bryan Adams, Summer of 69. Now, in 1969,

01:30:12.359 --> 01:30:15.100
Bryan Adams would have been... probably about

01:30:15.100 --> 01:30:18.739
nine or ten years old. I wondered that. So he

01:30:18.739 --> 01:30:22.800
wasn't back there. Because he was my age singing

01:30:22.800 --> 01:30:25.319
that. I'm like, wait a minute. Yeah. I mean,

01:30:25.340 --> 01:30:29.739
I was eight years old in 1969. And I think Bryan

01:30:29.739 --> 01:30:32.159
Adams is younger than me. Yeah, I think he bonded

01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:34.680
like five or six. I remember adding it up one

01:30:34.680 --> 01:30:36.939
day, and I'm like, what's he talking about? They

01:30:36.939 --> 01:30:39.899
disguised the meaning a little bit by adding

01:30:39.899 --> 01:30:41.819
in lyrics that makes it sound like they were

01:30:41.819 --> 01:30:44.399
in a band. Then that's what? But what the song

01:30:44.399 --> 01:30:47.119
is really about is the summer that he discovered

01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:50.760
oral sex. He and his girlfriend discovered the

01:30:50.760 --> 01:30:53.500
69 position, and were doing it all summer long.

01:30:53.720 --> 01:30:57.100
Wow. That's what the song's about. That's funny.

01:30:58.810 --> 01:31:01.789
And who was it? Gronkowski was also a big fan

01:31:01.789 --> 01:31:03.590
of that. He was always telling everybody, oh,

01:31:03.630 --> 01:31:06.909
I just love 69. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So

01:31:06.909 --> 01:31:10.270
anyway, next time you hear Summer of 69, you

01:31:10.270 --> 01:31:12.350
can just picture that in your head. Yeah, wow.

01:31:13.909 --> 01:31:18.489
Okay. Mother and Child Reunion by Simon and Garfunkel.

01:31:18.670 --> 01:31:21.989
Oh, yeah. It's the Mother and Child Reunion.

01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:26.000
Beautiful little song. Yep. It's about the fact

01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:27.979
they were eating at a Chinese restaurant and

01:31:27.979 --> 01:31:30.020
noticed there was a dish on the menu that contained

01:31:30.020 --> 01:31:34.100
both chicken and egg. That was the mother and

01:31:34.100 --> 01:31:37.779
child reunion they were talking about. By having

01:31:37.779 --> 01:31:46.640
both chicken and egg in your food. There's also

01:31:46.640 --> 01:31:49.970
a comedian that has the omelet thing. Where it's

01:31:49.970 --> 01:31:52.630
like, you know, you got like the Tony Soprano

01:31:52.630 --> 01:31:55.750
of the fucking chickens. He goes, I want the

01:31:55.750 --> 01:31:58.250
babies dead. I want the father dead. I want the

01:31:58.250 --> 01:32:02.069
mother dead. All on a plate. There you go. All

01:32:02.069 --> 01:32:05.930
right. Good Riddance by Green Day. I hope you

01:32:05.930 --> 01:32:09.109
had the time of your life. Yeah, yeah. It's a

01:32:09.109 --> 01:32:13.750
song about really nasty breakup. It really is.

01:32:13.930 --> 01:32:16.090
I could see that. And people play it at weddings.

01:32:17.580 --> 01:32:21.600
People play it at parties and celebrations. I

01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:25.000
always thought it sounded sarcastic. Yeah, what

01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:27.979
he's saying is, I hope you had the time of your

01:32:27.979 --> 01:32:30.960
life, as in totally sarcastic. He's like, well,

01:32:31.000 --> 01:32:32.979
you screwed me over. I hope you at least enjoyed

01:32:32.979 --> 01:32:35.579
it. That's kind of what the message was. I hope

01:32:35.579 --> 01:32:37.359
the worst shit happens to you for the rest of

01:32:37.359 --> 01:32:42.659
your life. Also by Green Day, Wake Me When September

01:32:42.659 --> 01:32:46.520
Ends. I have no idea. It's about Billy Joe Armstrong's

01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:50.520
dad dying. Oh. Yeah. During September? I guess

01:32:50.520 --> 01:32:56.659
so. Okay. Pontiac by Lyle Lovett. I have no idea.

01:32:56.840 --> 01:32:59.340
Yeah, Lyle Lovett was mostly famous for being

01:32:59.340 --> 01:33:03.000
married to Julia Roberts briefly. Yep. And it

01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:05.119
was briefly. Everyone called her Beauty and the

01:33:05.119 --> 01:33:08.460
Beast. Oh, I know. I know. I mean, Lyle Lovett

01:33:08.460 --> 01:33:11.100
is not an attractive man by most people's standards.

01:33:11.239 --> 01:33:13.869
But he's... Great musician. Probably had a huge

01:33:13.869 --> 01:33:15.229
penis, don't you think? Yeah, could have been.

01:33:15.229 --> 01:33:17.449
Yeah, that's what Julia Roberts was going after.

01:33:17.710 --> 01:33:21.350
The song Pontiac is about an old man contemplating

01:33:21.350 --> 01:33:27.630
killing his wife. Wow. And it became a hit. We

01:33:27.630 --> 01:33:29.989
are fucked up people, aren't we? And here's the

01:33:29.989 --> 01:33:32.770
Beach Boys one I promised you. In My Room by

01:33:32.770 --> 01:33:37.090
the Beach Boys is about masturbating. It really

01:33:37.090 --> 01:33:43.180
is. I believe it. How funny. Possum Kingdom by

01:33:43.180 --> 01:33:45.779
the Toadies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about

01:33:45.779 --> 01:33:48.239
a guy wanting to kill the girl that won't go

01:33:48.239 --> 01:33:51.020
out on a date with him. He keeps asking her out,

01:33:51.039 --> 01:33:52.779
and she says no, so now he wants to kill her.

01:33:53.159 --> 01:33:56.100
Yeah, okay, I get it. Yeah, it's creepy. I always

01:33:56.100 --> 01:33:58.380
knew the song was nefarious. I did not know how.

01:33:59.500 --> 01:34:02.100
Possum Kingdom is a lake in Texas. That's the

01:34:02.100 --> 01:34:04.039
name of the lake. Oh, okay. So that's what they're

01:34:04.039 --> 01:34:07.239
referring to. He's talking about a lake in the

01:34:07.239 --> 01:34:09.789
song. possum kingdom oh yeah and he goes do you

01:34:09.789 --> 01:34:11.869
want to die do you want to die yeah and then

01:34:11.869 --> 01:34:14.689
he screams do you want to die i think that's

01:34:14.689 --> 01:34:17.170
when he actually does it that could be yeah i

01:34:17.170 --> 01:34:19.470
go back to the turning their face around and

01:34:19.470 --> 01:34:21.050
going you know why this is happening don't you

01:34:21.050 --> 01:34:26.710
you gotta oh you gotta say that calmly though

01:34:26.710 --> 01:34:28.550
you don't say it angrily you go you know why

01:34:28.550 --> 01:34:30.390
this is happening don't you i have to do this

01:34:30.390 --> 01:34:35.800
yes yeah i do okay okay today By the Smashing

01:34:35.800 --> 01:34:39.119
Pumpkins? Yeah. Today is the greatest day. Yeah.

01:34:39.600 --> 01:34:43.699
Billy Corgan wrote that when he was very, very

01:34:43.699 --> 01:34:46.079
seriously thinking about killing himself, but

01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:48.819
decided, no, I guess I'm not. I'm just going

01:34:48.819 --> 01:34:52.100
to keep going. Not today. That's cool. And so,

01:34:52.239 --> 01:34:54.819
you know, that day became the greatest day. It

01:34:54.819 --> 01:34:56.840
became the best day. Absolutely. Yeah, that's

01:34:56.840 --> 01:34:59.760
absolutely correct. Yeah, it's basically turning

01:34:59.760 --> 01:35:02.140
the corner away from suicide. I love that song.

01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:04.260
It's great. I wish they would promote. Maybe

01:35:04.260 --> 01:35:06.340
they do. I don't know. And when you know that,

01:35:06.359 --> 01:35:09.359
the video makes even more sense now. Because

01:35:09.359 --> 01:35:13.039
he looks just so joyous and happy and free and

01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:16.779
just like, yeah, whatever, man. No problem. Wow.

01:35:16.899 --> 01:35:20.729
Yeah. Okay. I shot the sheriff. by Bob Marley,

01:35:20.810 --> 01:35:24.130
later covered by Eric Clapton. Yeah. It's a protest

01:35:24.130 --> 01:35:28.010
against birth control. Bob Marley was violently

01:35:28.010 --> 01:35:30.449
and horribly opposed to birth control of any

01:35:30.449 --> 01:35:33.789
means. Really? Yeah. Bob Marley hated contraception.

01:35:33.810 --> 01:35:37.529
So he wrote I Shot the Sheriff as a protest against

01:35:37.529 --> 01:35:41.449
women using birth control. Okay. Wow. Isn't that

01:35:41.449 --> 01:35:42.930
weird? I'm going to have to listen to the lyrics

01:35:42.930 --> 01:35:45.710
again by then. I kind of maybe see where they're

01:35:45.710 --> 01:35:48.270
going, but I don't know. Yeah. Anyway, according

01:35:48.270 --> 01:35:51.649
to Bob Marley, that's why he wrote it. And then

01:35:51.649 --> 01:35:54.550
Horse with No Name by America, also about heroin

01:35:54.550 --> 01:35:58.010
addiction. I knew it was about something, I just

01:35:58.010 --> 01:36:02.170
didn't know what. Can you put it on pause? I

01:36:02.170 --> 01:36:06.609
really got to urinate. All right. All right,

01:36:06.710 --> 01:36:11.229
there was my 30th piss today. I think I'm caught

01:36:11.229 --> 01:36:14.810
up. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Hang on, let

01:36:14.810 --> 01:36:17.159
me look at the graph. So when somebody says I've

01:36:17.159 --> 01:36:19.279
got to take a pee, I'll say, don't take one of

01:36:19.279 --> 01:36:21.319
mine, man, because I've only got four left and

01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:24.140
they've got to last all week. Okay, on the graph,

01:36:25.460 --> 01:36:28.000
I'm right where I should be. Okay. All right,

01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:29.979
we're good. All right. Hey, did you check yours?

01:36:31.359 --> 01:36:33.380
I think I'm behind a little bit. Oh, are you?

01:36:33.439 --> 01:36:35.899
Yeah. Okay. I'll pee twice when I get home. Oh,

01:36:35.899 --> 01:36:40.560
there we go. All right. I'm sure the urologists

01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:42.819
listening have gotten a great thrill from that.

01:36:43.000 --> 01:36:47.279
Oh, they're going to send us like flyers. Got

01:36:47.279 --> 01:36:52.359
to pee all the time? Frequent urination. Frequent

01:36:52.359 --> 01:36:55.359
urination. That's the tagline. Yes. Do you suffer

01:36:55.359 --> 01:37:03.039
from frequent urination? The dreaded FU. It's

01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:06.340
like ED has become a whole other life. Don't

01:37:06.340 --> 01:37:11.239
call me Ed, man. So it's like, did you get the

01:37:11.239 --> 01:37:14.960
FU? Oh, yeah, all the time, especially in the

01:37:14.960 --> 01:37:19.100
morning. It's just like one of our promos, annoying

01:37:19.100 --> 01:37:22.119
as a 3 a .m. piss boner. Oh, yeah. Oh, those

01:37:22.119 --> 01:37:25.720
are the ones. Oh, God. A friend of mine told

01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:29.119
me of one of his experiences with Viagra. He

01:37:29.119 --> 01:37:31.560
needed to use it because he had gotten meningitis,

01:37:31.699 --> 01:37:36.649
which really kind of killed his erection. Okay.

01:37:36.989 --> 01:37:40.949
But Viagra still worked. They said he used it

01:37:40.949 --> 01:37:43.770
one night, and then the next morning he got up

01:37:43.770 --> 01:37:47.710
to come to work, and he still has an erection,

01:37:47.710 --> 01:37:50.550
and he's got to pee so bad. And he's like, I

01:37:50.550 --> 01:37:52.550
couldn't bend it down far enough to make it in

01:37:52.550 --> 01:37:54.789
the toilet, so I go stand in the shower and pee.

01:37:58.909 --> 01:38:06.449
Whoops. He's like, I can't aim this thing. Well,

01:38:06.550 --> 01:38:09.590
did he go to work? Yes, he did. He said it relaxed

01:38:09.590 --> 01:38:11.510
in the shower. And it's like, well, thank God,

01:38:11.529 --> 01:38:13.390
but please don't tell me about this next time.

01:38:15.010 --> 01:38:23.109
That is one of those stories. That's like everyone's

01:38:23.109 --> 01:38:26.029
drinking and playing courts. Hang on, hang on,

01:38:26.069 --> 01:38:31.970
hang on. I got one for you. Hang on. Well, I've

01:38:31.970 --> 01:38:34.170
got a list of bands who've had members who were

01:38:34.170 --> 01:38:37.989
in a relationship. Oh, okay. First up is Fleetwood

01:38:37.989 --> 01:38:42.869
Mac, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, and

01:38:42.869 --> 01:38:47.069
Christine McVie and John McVie, and then eventually

01:38:47.069 --> 01:38:50.430
Stevie Nicks and Mick Fleetwood, all of which

01:38:50.430 --> 01:38:52.310
broke up. And all of them broke up, too. The

01:38:52.310 --> 01:38:55.890
White Stripes, Jack and Meg, were married. They

01:38:55.890 --> 01:38:57.689
pretended to be brother and sister for a while

01:38:57.689 --> 01:38:59.250
for some stupid reason. And then they were the

01:38:59.250 --> 01:39:04.369
Gray Stripes. They got older. In the band Wings,

01:39:04.529 --> 01:39:07.149
Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney were married.

01:39:07.430 --> 01:39:10.329
Oh, yeah. She was keyboards and backing vocals.

01:39:10.630 --> 01:39:13.029
Now, she could play keyboards okay. Her backing

01:39:13.029 --> 01:39:15.670
vocals, they just muted. She was so mad at Paul

01:39:15.670 --> 01:39:18.710
McCartney, she died. No, I'm joking. Not bad.

01:39:18.829 --> 01:39:23.829
Too soon. Okay. The band ABBA, Benny Anderson

01:39:23.829 --> 01:39:26.609
and Annefrid Lingsdot. I can never write their

01:39:26.609 --> 01:39:29.180
name backwards. I know. It's just, it didn't

01:39:29.180 --> 01:39:32.600
work. It didn't work. I didn't know they were.

01:39:33.119 --> 01:39:35.539
That's interesting. And they're a band that sticks

01:39:35.539 --> 01:39:38.039
to their guns. They have been offered so much

01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:40.720
money and they will not get back together. They're

01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:42.539
like, yeah, we're done. They're not money oriented

01:39:42.539 --> 01:39:44.420
on like that. They got enough and they're good.

01:39:45.739 --> 01:39:49.840
Talking Heads and the Tom Tom Club. Both had

01:39:49.840 --> 01:39:52.579
drummer, bass player, married couple Chris France

01:39:52.579 --> 01:39:56.199
on drums and Tina Weymouth on bass. Both Talking

01:39:56.199 --> 01:39:59.479
Heads and... When Talking Heads got together,

01:39:59.619 --> 01:40:02.340
Tina was not the bass player. But since she was

01:40:02.340 --> 01:40:05.119
Chris's girlfriend, she hung around, did things

01:40:05.119 --> 01:40:07.319
for the band, helped drive them to places, helped

01:40:07.319 --> 01:40:09.359
set up. And then when the bass player vacancy

01:40:09.359 --> 01:40:11.859
came open, they're like, yeah, Tina here. Here

01:40:11.859 --> 01:40:14.579
she go. Here we all know her. She stepped right

01:40:14.579 --> 01:40:19.439
in. Okay, didn't know. Yeah. Turn the mic gain

01:40:19.439 --> 01:40:21.500
back up again. Oh yeah, that would help. That

01:40:21.500 --> 01:40:24.329
would help. A little technical error there. A

01:40:24.329 --> 01:40:26.350
glitch happened, so we're going to repeat some

01:40:26.350 --> 01:40:30.130
stuff here. Sonic Youth, Kim Gordon, and Thurston

01:40:30.130 --> 01:40:33.289
Moore were a couple who divorced right before

01:40:33.289 --> 01:40:35.890
a tour, which made for a really freaking miserable

01:40:35.890 --> 01:40:38.350
tour. Oh, yeah. I covered that on a previous

01:40:38.350 --> 01:40:42.689
Music Creeps episode. Basically, it was a rainstorm

01:40:42.689 --> 01:40:45.350
followed their tour around for about six, seven

01:40:45.350 --> 01:40:47.109
dates and just made for a totally depressing

01:40:47.109 --> 01:40:50.750
time. Isn't that funny? Well, if you're not them.

01:40:50.909 --> 01:40:54.439
Yeah, if you're not them. Prince of the Revolution,

01:40:54.720 --> 01:40:57.880
Wendy and Lisa were a couple. In fact, I think

01:40:57.880 --> 01:41:00.180
they got married. I think Minnesota was one of

01:41:00.180 --> 01:41:02.500
the early states to legalize same -sex marriage.

01:41:02.840 --> 01:41:05.939
I think you're right, yeah. So, that was kind

01:41:05.939 --> 01:41:10.920
of cool. She was also on the song, Mommy, do

01:41:10.920 --> 01:41:13.899
you think they're going to drop the bomb? I think

01:41:13.899 --> 01:41:18.239
she's the one that says that. Could be. In the

01:41:18.239 --> 01:41:21.989
album on this band, No Doubt. Gwen Stefani and

01:41:21.989 --> 01:41:25.529
bass player Tony Canal were a couple. And when

01:41:25.529 --> 01:41:27.770
they broke up, they had that whole album, Tragic

01:41:27.770 --> 01:41:30.930
Kingdom, which was all about their breakup. See,

01:41:31.010 --> 01:41:33.390
I knew that Don't Speak was about it, but I didn't

01:41:33.390 --> 01:41:35.369
know the whole album was about it. Yeah, well,

01:41:35.670 --> 01:41:38.489
most of the album was. And there was a song where

01:41:38.489 --> 01:41:41.189
she sings, I always knew you'd be my ex -boyfriend.

01:41:42.270 --> 01:41:44.390
And in the video, she's singing it right into

01:41:44.390 --> 01:41:46.850
his face. I kind of look at that like, well,

01:41:47.069 --> 01:41:49.670
when you start a song off like that, and that's

01:41:49.670 --> 01:41:52.930
about it, I mean, don't you already know? Yeah,

01:41:52.930 --> 01:41:57.050
I would think, yeah. In the band Blondie, Debbie

01:41:57.050 --> 01:42:00.189
Harry and Chris Stein, the guitarist and founder

01:42:00.189 --> 01:42:03.289
of the band, co -founder, were a couple. And

01:42:03.289 --> 01:42:06.569
Pat Benatar, like I said. Yeah, Neil Giraldo,

01:42:06.609 --> 01:42:09.270
the guitar player. That's lasted forever. Yeah.

01:42:09.869 --> 01:42:14.130
Yeah, I know. They're still together. Ike and

01:42:14.130 --> 01:42:17.609
Tina Turner were married until Tina decided that

01:42:17.609 --> 01:42:19.670
he had hit her one too many times. And we're

01:42:19.670 --> 01:42:21.489
both still laughing about that because she's

01:42:21.489 --> 01:42:24.590
done very well and he's burning in hell currently.

01:42:24.670 --> 01:42:28.710
Yeah, yeah. He had heroin addiction back then.

01:42:28.710 --> 01:42:31.270
Oh, he was a piece of shit. Oh, he was. I don't

01:42:31.270 --> 01:42:33.529
know if he ever kicked it, but I'm sure that

01:42:33.529 --> 01:42:35.890
shortened his life. Yeah, and you know what?

01:42:35.970 --> 01:42:39.319
Who cares? Yeah, really. Good riddance. In the

01:42:39.319 --> 01:42:42.359
band Fugees, Wyclef Jean and Lauryn Hill were

01:42:42.359 --> 01:42:44.520
a couple. I believe married, I'm not sure. That

01:42:44.520 --> 01:42:46.560
caught me off guard. I didn't think so. Do I

01:42:46.560 --> 01:42:48.020
know what you said? I think they were married,

01:42:48.100 --> 01:42:50.920
but I'm not sure. Either way, even if there were

01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:52.960
a couple, that surprises me. I've never heard

01:42:52.960 --> 01:42:55.420
anything about that at all. No, that's interesting.

01:42:56.939 --> 01:43:00.699
Suzy Sue in the band Cheese. Suzy Sue was...

01:43:01.180 --> 01:43:03.520
I think married to the former drummer of the

01:43:03.520 --> 01:43:07.180
Slits. His name was Budgie Slits. You know Sioux

01:43:07.180 --> 01:43:09.520
City, Iowa is named after her. Yeah, that's true.

01:43:09.739 --> 01:43:11.920
Yeah. Yeah, and Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Yeah,

01:43:11.939 --> 01:43:18.159
Google it. Okay. Good old punk band, The Cramps.

01:43:18.560 --> 01:43:21.420
Oh, yeah. Poison Ivy. Another great name. Yeah,

01:43:21.420 --> 01:43:24.340
Poison Ivy and Lux Interior were a couple. Oh,

01:43:24.359 --> 01:43:27.460
boy, let's see. Poison Ivy and Lux Interior.

01:43:28.060 --> 01:43:30.930
They didn't work out for real. Yeah. Who would

01:43:30.930 --> 01:43:33.310
have thought? That is so weird. In a punk band,

01:43:33.430 --> 01:43:35.210
you'd think it'd be all about love and connection.

01:43:35.409 --> 01:43:36.949
Yeah, you know, I thought they had some very

01:43:36.949 --> 01:43:40.789
tender moments. Speaking of tender moments. Okay.

01:43:40.909 --> 01:43:43.770
In the Mamas and the Papas, we had John Phillips

01:43:43.770 --> 01:43:45.750
and Michelle Phillips were married. Yeah, their

01:43:45.750 --> 01:43:47.789
mother and daughter, or son, father and daughter.

01:43:48.170 --> 01:43:50.850
Yes. Oh, wait, wait a minute. As you pointed

01:43:50.850 --> 01:43:53.090
out, that was a one -night stand. We can't count

01:43:53.090 --> 01:43:55.880
that. John Phillips showed everybody what a truly

01:43:55.880 --> 01:43:58.939
repulsive scumbag he was. And we still listen

01:43:58.939 --> 01:44:01.260
to his music for some reason. They still play

01:44:01.260 --> 01:44:03.539
it on the radio, which surprised me. Isn't that

01:44:03.539 --> 01:44:06.399
funny? He got his daughter drugged. He got her

01:44:06.399 --> 01:44:09.359
addicted. He raped her. Didn't he give her to

01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:12.279
Mick Jagger, too? Yeah. He passed her around

01:44:12.279 --> 01:44:15.159
for other people to rape. And he wasn't canceled.

01:44:16.060 --> 01:44:20.020
I don't get that at all. I'm not sure. And he's

01:44:20.020 --> 01:44:22.100
a white man. Would you make it super easy to

01:44:22.100 --> 01:44:24.460
cancel? I know why. Why? All this was alleged.

01:44:25.579 --> 01:44:28.460
Because this happened, all this came out after

01:44:28.460 --> 01:44:30.600
he passed away. That's right. So people were

01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:32.060
like going, well, we don't know if it really

01:44:32.060 --> 01:44:34.220
happened. Why did you wait till now? So that

01:44:34.220 --> 01:44:36.680
gives them the legal excuse to say, no, we'll

01:44:36.680 --> 01:44:39.020
keep Meek Money off of this. Yes, and trauma

01:44:39.020 --> 01:44:41.979
is a weird thing. Trauma is a very strange thing.

01:44:42.039 --> 01:44:44.220
You cannot tell a person how they're going to

01:44:44.220 --> 01:44:47.960
react. Yeah, that's true. And that would be traumatic.

01:44:48.399 --> 01:44:53.190
That would be. Bruce Springsteen, the boss. Yep.

01:44:53.190 --> 01:44:55.470
Fell in love with one of the backup singers,

01:44:55.770 --> 01:44:58.069
Patty Schiaffa, and they've been married for

01:44:58.069 --> 01:44:59.789
a long, long time. I thought it was Babble Snatch.

01:44:59.810 --> 01:45:02.529
Yeah, Patty Babble Snatch. There we go. Patty

01:45:02.529 --> 01:45:05.789
Babble Snatch. That's in the Who Cares file?

01:45:06.069 --> 01:45:10.350
Yes. Oh, okay. Band of Joy, Robert Plant and

01:45:10.350 --> 01:45:12.939
Patty Griffin. were a couple. Yep. And that's

01:45:12.939 --> 01:45:14.899
probably why the Band of Joy was created, so

01:45:14.899 --> 01:45:17.020
they could be together. Like we said, she is

01:45:17.020 --> 01:45:21.020
also featured on Pictures at Eleven, Robert Plant's

01:45:21.020 --> 01:45:27.819
first solo debut. Yeah. And I forgot, I can't

01:45:27.819 --> 01:45:30.520
remember the name of the second one. She wasn't

01:45:30.520 --> 01:45:33.060
featured on the... Was it Big Log? Big Log was,

01:45:33.180 --> 01:45:37.010
yeah, that was the hit off of it. Yeah. I don't

01:45:37.010 --> 01:45:39.189
know if that was the album title or not. I don't

01:45:39.189 --> 01:45:41.729
think it was. She was on that one, but she wasn't

01:45:41.729 --> 01:45:43.970
on the follow -up, the one with Lighten Up Baby.

01:45:44.449 --> 01:45:47.029
Yeah, Manic Nirvana. Manic Nirvana, yeah. She

01:45:47.029 --> 01:45:49.250
was not on that for some reason. But anyhow.

01:45:52.729 --> 01:45:55.750
Smashing Pumpkins. James E. Haw, guitar player,

01:45:55.850 --> 01:45:58.069
and Darcy Redsky, the bass player, were a couple.

01:45:58.069 --> 01:46:00.170
We both thought James E. Haw was gay. Yeah. Okay.

01:46:00.310 --> 01:46:03.270
I guess not. Now, there has long been a rumor

01:46:03.270 --> 01:46:06.170
that, at least on the first Smashing Pumpkins

01:46:06.170 --> 01:46:08.189
album, that was Billy Corgan playing everything.

01:46:09.109 --> 01:46:11.329
Yeah, that's been going around a long time. Yeah,

01:46:11.329 --> 01:46:13.229
and then he hired a band so he could go play

01:46:13.229 --> 01:46:15.850
live. He's really coy about that, too. He is,

01:46:15.890 --> 01:46:18.689
yeah. He gives a lot of non -answers. Which means

01:46:18.689 --> 01:46:19.989
there's something to it. There's something to

01:46:19.989 --> 01:46:21.609
it, yeah. But it would probably cost him money

01:46:21.609 --> 01:46:24.229
if he admitted it. Yeah, so, never happened.

01:46:24.289 --> 01:46:27.649
Okay, Culture Club. Boy George and the drummer

01:46:27.649 --> 01:46:31.140
John Moss. were quite an item, although he denied

01:46:31.140 --> 01:46:33.460
it at the time, and in fact came out publicly

01:46:33.460 --> 01:46:36.220
and said, I'm not even dead. Which made George

01:46:36.220 --> 01:46:39.180
pursue him even harder, which broke up the band.

01:46:39.880 --> 01:46:42.159
Got tired of him humping his leg and fucking

01:46:42.159 --> 01:46:47.000
quit. Now, I remember that in Billy Squire, it

01:46:47.000 --> 01:46:49.340
was a very strong rumor that he and the drummer

01:46:49.340 --> 01:46:51.100
there were having sex. I remember hearing that

01:46:51.100 --> 01:46:53.420
way back then before I even knew that he was

01:46:53.420 --> 01:46:56.189
buying. And when I heard their songs, I thought,

01:46:56.229 --> 01:46:58.069
well, that would be the only reason to keep that

01:46:58.069 --> 01:47:01.670
drummer because he sucks. He did. He was awful.

01:47:02.270 --> 01:47:04.489
He was like, okay, okay, okay. I know you're

01:47:04.489 --> 01:47:06.229
going to fire me, but can we work something out?

01:47:06.390 --> 01:47:12.270
I kind of had this in mind. Sure. All right,

01:47:12.310 --> 01:47:15.350
Jefferson Airplane, Grace Lick and Paul Kantner.

01:47:15.470 --> 01:47:18.829
They weren't chasing white rabbits. No, no. And

01:47:18.829 --> 01:47:23.060
at the time. I was, when I got one of those early

01:47:23.060 --> 01:47:25.520
albums, and I saw the picture of Paul Kantner,

01:47:25.579 --> 01:47:27.760
and he's wearing glasses, and I thought, all

01:47:27.760 --> 01:47:29.960
right, a guy with glasses can get a hot chick,

01:47:30.140 --> 01:47:32.020
you know, because I was wearing glasses. And

01:47:32.020 --> 01:47:34.000
he kind of had a Buster Brown haircut, too, which

01:47:34.000 --> 01:47:36.199
made it even hotter. Yeah, but then he grew his

01:47:36.199 --> 01:47:39.020
facial hair out, and he started his big sideburns,

01:47:39.020 --> 01:47:41.359
and he looked cooler. They kind of look, I don't

01:47:41.359 --> 01:47:43.640
know, fucking Nordic, maybe. I don't know. And

01:47:43.640 --> 01:47:46.609
he played a meat and guitar. Yep. And then the

01:47:46.609 --> 01:47:49.109
last one I had is a 60s band, Delaney and Bonnie,

01:47:49.270 --> 01:47:51.430
that most people don't know about. I mentioned

01:47:51.430 --> 01:47:53.350
Sonny and Cher, so I thought I'd throw Delaney

01:47:53.350 --> 01:47:55.390
and Bonnie in there too. I'd love to ask that

01:47:55.390 --> 01:47:57.170
young guy over there walking into the restaurant

01:47:57.170 --> 01:48:04.550
who Guns N' Roses is. What, their band? It's

01:48:04.550 --> 01:48:06.850
just what I like to collect. This was what was

01:48:06.850 --> 01:48:11.229
at Macy's. Why? It was on sale for some reason.

01:48:11.329 --> 01:48:15.140
Oh, I know why. Yeah, I've seen the memes about

01:48:15.140 --> 01:48:17.579
young guys gatekeeping bands. It's like, man,

01:48:17.779 --> 01:48:19.460
you can't wear their t -shirt unless you can

01:48:19.460 --> 01:48:21.659
name three of their songs. You know what? No,

01:48:21.699 --> 01:48:25.020
no, no. Non -hits. Yes. I always add non -hits.

01:48:25.260 --> 01:48:27.279
Yeah. So, like, if they're wearing Nirvana, they

01:48:27.279 --> 01:48:30.380
cannot name Teen Spirit. Yeah. They have to name,

01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:33.960
like, Something in the Way. Yeah. Yeah. Something

01:48:33.960 --> 01:48:37.239
Off the Roadside, too. Yeah. Yeah. The songs

01:48:37.239 --> 01:48:39.640
that nobody even knows they've performed. But

01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:43.439
realistically, the band is perfectly happy to

01:48:43.439 --> 01:48:46.000
sell a t -shirt or a sweatshirt to somebody who

01:48:46.000 --> 01:48:48.420
doesn't know their music. The band doesn't care,

01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:50.979
so why shouldn't we? But I'm yet to see Metallica

01:48:50.979 --> 01:48:54.739
and ACDC kids right next to each other. You got

01:48:54.739 --> 01:48:57.600
it, didn't you? Yeah. That would be Beavis and

01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:02.060
Butthead. That would be. Look it up. Google it.

01:49:02.180 --> 01:49:05.989
Yeah. Actually, someone brought him back. Was

01:49:05.989 --> 01:49:07.930
it Paramount started doing new episodes of it?

01:49:07.949 --> 01:49:10.470
Yeah, I think Mike decided to revive it. Yeah,

01:49:10.470 --> 01:49:12.850
and then it's warped. I mean, I know the first

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one was warped. This one's warped even more.

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I love it. And that was all off of Mr. Anderson.

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Mr. Anderson went into King of the Hill. That

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was Hank Hill's character. Yeah. Mr. Anderson

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was the guy that always caught the wrath of whatever

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Beavis and Butthead were doing. Yeah, they were

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always out in Mr. Anderson's tool shed. You boys

01:49:37.279 --> 01:49:45.340
out there beating off again? You know, something

01:49:45.340 --> 01:49:48.119
about that at the time was funny enough that

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I watched a bunch of them. Oh, me too. Because

01:49:50.960 --> 01:49:53.699
it's like, they can do this? They can do this?

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I know it's cable. Look it up. The cable. I know

01:49:57.720 --> 01:50:00.680
it's cable. I know it's cable, but they could

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do this on air. Who knew? Google it. Cable TV.

01:50:04.899 --> 01:50:10.500
Google it. All right. Is that the end of this?

01:50:10.720 --> 01:50:13.699
I think so. I think we're about ready to tell

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people to go find something better to do. Very

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sincerely, thank you guys for listening. Go fuck

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yourself.