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Strange, but true. Henrietta lacks, and I can

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pick the one. while undergoing treatment for

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cervical cancer at John Hopkins Hospital. A tissue

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sample was taken from Lactray out for knowledge

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or consent, a common practice at the time. These

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cells, cultivated by George Otto Gay, were found

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to be able to reproduce indefinitely, craving

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the Hella Cell line. The Hella Cell line has

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been instrumental in medical research for decades,

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contributing to advancement in the various fields,

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including polio vaccine development, understanding

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cancer, and studying the human genome. Henrietta

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passed away from cancer a few months later without

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knowledge that her cells had been instrumental

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in medical research for decades, contributing

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to advancements in various fields, including

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polio vaccine development, understanding cancer,

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and the human genome. And now, Deep Thoughts

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with Mark. Hmm. Let's see. If a worm could talk.

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Would it be argumentative? I may never know.

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Two Dishbags and Microphone is the only podcast

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available anywhere with gusto. That's right,

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I said gusto. Gusto is a magical ingredient in

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Schlitz beer that makes it so damn delicious.

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So enjoy a little gusto from your podcast today.

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Your mama's so fat. When she was floating in

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the ocean, Spain claimed her as their new territory.

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In order for us here at Two Douchebags and Microphone,

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we feel bad for not having a female presence.

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So for us to not look sexist, we're going to

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occasionally have a female laugh in the background.

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We hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here

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in the Kansas City end of it. And I am Rob at

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Lake of the Ozarks end of it. Beautiful Lake

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of the Ozarks end of it. Yes, especially today,

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other than the wind. The wind sucks, and it's

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going to be worse tomorrow, too. So, anyhow,

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I'll go into that a little bit later, because

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we're getting another blizzard -like condition,

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but we'll talk about that here in a little bit.

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Anyhow, I think I sound a little fresher than

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I did last night, don't I? Yeah, you do. Last

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night I was pretty thick -tongued. I can't tell

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if I do or not. You sound good tonight, I think.

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So, you know, last night, if anyone heard the

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last episode, you know, I was all Percoceted

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and steroided up because first I got prisoner.

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I had a little bit of fun last night. Oh, I was

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fat -tongued, man. That Percocet got me good.

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I just like sitting back, enjoying listening.

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Well, listen to me struggle, huh? You do it very

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well, my friend. You do it very well. Thank you.

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I'll tell you what. It was quite an experience.

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My shoulder is quite a bit better today, but

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last night I really needed that Percocet to get

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by because I separated my shoulder again. So,

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anyhow. So, you know, steroids, they give you

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energy and some sleeplessness. And Percocet gives

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you restful tranquility, right? So you kind of

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got the steroids that's a nervous energy and

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a sleeplessness along with irritability and munchies.

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It really sucks having to take them, but that's

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the only way I could knock down the poison ivy.

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So now you mix them both together with a little

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bit of white noise therapy to boot, which I've

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been doing the white noise trying to get rid

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of my tinnitus. And it's been very interesting,

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Rob. What a weird experience that was. Poisoned

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eye with a separated shoulder will give you both

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at once. It's been a very odd 24 hours. So, last

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night I slept good in stretches. Oh, go ahead.

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What? Look at it like that. Look at it like that.

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That's one less arm you can scratch with. Yes.

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That right there is annoying. Yeah, hell yeah.

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What with my nuts itch? I have to always, you

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know, I have to use the other shoulder. So. What

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if your nuts and your ass itches at the same

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time? You're shit out of luck. You've got to

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wait, right? So, good point, Rod. Good point.

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So, anyhow. At that point, it's whichever itches

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the worst. Yes. Yeah, that one, it's first comfort.

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Yeah, it's like, oh, this is worse than that

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one. Yeah. So, anyhow, it was restless, but it

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was the best. Restless sleep I've ever had is

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the best. It was very odd, like I said. The Percocet

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kicked in for a couple hours, and I'm just fucking

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sleeping like a baby. And then it's kind of like

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the steroids came back and overrode it and said,

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oh, no, no, he can't sleep. He's on us. He's

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got to wake up and be nervous. So then I'd do

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that for, I don't know, 20 minutes. I'd sit there

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and look at my phone or something. Think about

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life. And then I'd go to sleep again, sleep like

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a baby for another two hours. And I'd wake up

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for 20 minutes and be restless. And it was a

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weird deal. But anyhow, it worked out, you know.

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And also the shoulder arm harness didn't help

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at all. That is so hard to sleep. And have you

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ever had to sleep in one of them? No, I have

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not. It bothers you. You want to tear it off,

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but you can't. It's just a weird deal. But anyhow.

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But right before I went down out there and had

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to go to the ER, I found a woman leg lamp for

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sale on eBay. It's most likely from the 60s,

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right? And I really want one in here for the

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Talk is Cheap studio. So when I was getting ready

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to look at the prices and order that, it was

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a great price, and I was really thinking about

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getting it. I was looking at where I could put

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it and seeing if it was feasible and all that

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stuff, right? I look outside the window and a

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big piece of the shed I was tearing down came

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apart because a huge wind gust came up. So I'm

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like, oh shit, I better go out there and make

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sure all that stuff isn't landing in the neighbor's

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yard, right? So anyhow, I go out there and I'm

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like looking at it and seeing where it's falling

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down at. And that's when I had my big trip up

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and landed in the ER. So I forgot all about that

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whole thing until after the podcast last night.

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And I remembered the item this morning and it

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was so long ago. You know, but I got to thinking,

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you know what? Here's what I really want, and

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I want to get your view on it, too. I want a

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suit of armor, a life -size suit of armor. Would

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that not be the coolest? Yeah. Yeah, and I mean,

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I think they're like made out of, the price would

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probably be astronomical because aren't they

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made out of like copper or brass, bronze, some

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sort? Yeah. You know, that's what I was thinking.

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I mean, I guess they probably do sell some stainless

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ones, but that would be expensive, too. I was

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going to say, even a stainless would work. Yeah,

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but the only thing is, because I've worked with

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stainless a long time, is to make it probably

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look right, you would have to give it at least

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a number six polish, which is taking all the

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grain out of the stainless. Here's what it looks

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like as long as it protects you. Well, yeah,

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you know what? Here's what I could do, though.

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You could always buy a stainless steel one with

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grain in it and paint it. I mean, spray paint,

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because it's going to be indoors. You don't have

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to powder coat it. You could spray paint it as

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long as you're careful and don't get a bunch

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of runs on it. You could paint it whatever color

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you wanted. We paint our own trailers. You use

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paint lock, though, don't you? Huh? You use paint

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lock, don't you? They call it paint lock? I don't

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know. Or do you powder coat? No, no. We paint

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and clear coat. Oh, clear coat. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Okay, so you use regular paint with a clear coat

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on it. Okay, a lacquer. Okay. Okay, that's cool.

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All right, so you don't bake them at all. We

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just paint it there and work. Okay, so you don't

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bake it at all. That's no powder coating at all.

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It's just regular paint with clear coat? Yeah.

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Or we do have a company that we take stuff to

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for powder coating. Okay. We could have it either

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way. Powder coating. Get it done either way you

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want it. Okay, so if someone just like says,

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hey, I want this powder coated, I don't know,

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light blue, then you would send it to that company

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that does it for you, right? Yeah, it's right

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here in Canton. Okay, okay. Powder coating is

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like, I did it. I did it occasionally here and

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there as part of one of my last jobs. Anyhow,

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the biggest thing about powder coating is all

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the prep work. You have to have that thing so

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clean, and you have to have it hung up just right

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because it's a negative and a positive that sticks

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that powder coat to the object that you're painting,

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right? And then you've got to bake it, and then

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you've got to let it cool off. The biggest thing

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about that is all the prep work. It takes a long

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time to prep anything, pretty much. You've got

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to clean it with thinner, and then you've got

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to clean it again with acetone afterwards. Or

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maybe it's acetone first and then thinner. No,

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I think thinner dissolves quicker, evaporates

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quicker. So it's acetone and then thinner to

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take the acetone off. So, anyhow. A buddy of

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mine that works for a powder coater down in Moore,

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Oklahoma. Oh, okay. Yeah, he told me a few things,

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yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. It's interesting work.

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I mean, it's not my favorite because during the

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summer it gets really, really hot because you

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have to power wash this stuff first. Usually,

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generally, you have to power wash it if it's

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big enough. And then because whenever they weld

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something... and it gets these oils in it, you

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know, whenever they're cutting the parts out

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in the CNC or whatever, and then they're welding

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it all together. All that oil stays in there,

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and you have to power wash it and then bake it

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out. You've got to pre -bake it, and then you

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let it come out, and you let it cool, and then

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you take acetone and thinner to it a lot of times.

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So it's a lot of prep work. But anyhow, so you've

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got this, like, 400 -degree heat. Combined with

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all this water that you're using to power wash

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stuff, so it makes it real humid in the building

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And it just sucks. It's miserable so Anyhow,

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but so I'm not I'm not gonna get a suit of armor

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though because I I don't you know what I don't

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have room for it number one and number two. I

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mean I It I there's no way you could find one

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Too awful cheap because they're just there's

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not that many of them. I looked them up before

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and it's just You can buy new ones, but they're

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really expensive. And also, a lot of them look

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pretty cheap, too. So, you know. Anyhow, it's

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like instead of being welded, it's got those

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little divots. You know what I'm talking about?

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The little press divots or the spot welds? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, those things don't hold up. I mean,

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those things, they're cheap, and those are really

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the only ones I could find. And if you really

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wanted to have a statue, then that runs you thousands

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of dollars. So, anyhow. But, anyhow. So, you

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know, the other day was Pie Day, right? Pizza

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has its own day, and rightfully so. Pizza's fucking

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awesome, isn't it? Oh, pizza is a pie. Yeah,

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yeah. But in addition to pizza day, there is

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also pie day, too. So you have pizza and pie

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day. And people lump pizza into the pie day as

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well because it is a pie. Do you think that pizza

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should be a part of pie day? Because there is

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an actual... I just said it. I just said it.

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Okay. Okay. So pie day also includes pizza. It

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is a pie. An actual pizza is an actual pizza.

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You have a crust over the top. Yeah, no, I agree.

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I agree. But, I mean, you only have Cherry Pie

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Day or Coconut Cream Day or Apple Day. So, I

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mean, is it okay to sneak pizza into the pie

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realm then? I know a lot of people that do. Okay.

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All right. Okay. All right. It's just something

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I was pondering. And then I got another pondering

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here, okay? That's actually a good question.

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Yeah. Yeah, I thought I'd throw it at you and

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hear your take. Everyone else I spoke about with

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it, too, agrees with you 100%. They're like,

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no, pizza is a pie, and we don't give a shit

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if pizza has its own day. Pizza's good enough

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to have two days. So, everyone's kind of in agreement

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on that, so that's good. Then the other thing

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I want to know is, you know, we have another

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blizzard -like conditions tomorrow in the afternoon.

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It's going to be 62 at like 8 in the morning

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here. And about 11 in the morning, it's going

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to be about 50. And at 3 in the afternoon, it's

00:15:06.820 --> 00:15:09.299
going to be about 34 degrees. So it's going to

00:15:09.299 --> 00:15:11.879
be another one of those things going on. So that's

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three of them in a row. They're calling for like

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a light dusting for us. They're saying a dusting

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to one inch here. But we're going to get a lot

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more snow than that. The thing is, is it's going

00:15:24.929 --> 00:15:26.970
to melt because it's been too warm. I mean, we

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had 80 degrees the last couple of days. And that's

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fine with me. It can melt. And it's never really

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going to get under 32 degrees anyhow. But it's

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going to be cold enough in the atmosphere to

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snow. Yeah, it's not supposed to get under 32

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here either. Yeah, so it's going to be nice.

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I mean, it's going to be snow, but it's going

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to be nice snow. But it's going to be 60 -mile

00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:49.419
-an -hour winds, so it's going to be blizzard

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-like conditions. So the thing I want to know

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is the Royals' home opener is coming up here

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before too much longer, right? So do you think

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that they play baseball? I don't think they do.

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I mean, football, they would because the Chiefs

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and the Dolphins play off at Arrowhead. They

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had a wind chill at 35 below, and they still

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played the game. With multiple fans, it had to

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have digits cut off because of frostbite. Right.

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Do you think the question I'm asking you is this

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right here. Do you think the reason that they

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don't play baseball in conditions like that is

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because the fans won't tolerate it? That football

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fans are rabid and they won't tolerate you leaving?

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Where baseball fans are like, eh, fuck this,

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let's do it tomorrow. Okay, well, no. I agree

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with what you're saying. Yeah. Football fans

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are a little more rowdy. Okay. Baseball, you

00:16:49.549 --> 00:16:54.350
just sit there and watch. You know, that's true.

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That's a great point. So, yeah, you're sitting

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the whole time. Yeah, you're not standing up

00:17:00.389 --> 00:17:07.200
screaming. That's right. Right. Fan football

00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:10.180
usually brings more alcohol, so you've got more

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energy. That's another good point, Rob. Yeah,

00:17:16.099 --> 00:17:22.059
I agree. Okay, all right. Well, I thought I'd

00:17:22.059 --> 00:17:23.900
throw that at you, too, because I was kind of

00:17:23.900 --> 00:17:28.279
pondering that also. And I think you put it into

00:17:28.279 --> 00:17:31.680
pretty good perspective. Well, plus another thing.

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A lot of them baseball players hold metal bats.

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Them things will get cold. Yes, they do. And

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honestly, it may affect the way the ball hits

00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:50.079
the bat, too, if they're using a metal bat. Oh,

00:17:50.079 --> 00:17:52.220
I bet it would, because they still use metal

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in college, don't they? Yeah. It would even happen

00:18:00.900 --> 00:18:03.960
in wood. No, wood would be the same thing. Wood

00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:07.079
would get colder, and it would affect the way.

00:18:07.579 --> 00:18:09.880
You wouldn't be able to smash that ball like

00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:12.920
normal. No, it would be more of a thud. It would

00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:15.799
be more like a, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

00:18:15.980 --> 00:18:18.400
It wouldn't be a smack. It would be a thud. So,

00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:21.640
yeah, I think you're right. It'd be like you're

00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.200
bunting the whole time. Yeah, yeah, and nobody

00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:30.109
wants to watch that, so I get it. So, the other

00:18:30.109 --> 00:18:31.789
day I was going to go into this, but I decided

00:18:31.789 --> 00:18:34.430
not to. We got distracted on all these other

00:18:34.430 --> 00:18:37.430
things. And we got some interesting emails again

00:18:37.430 --> 00:18:39.789
today. Some different perspectives about stuff.

00:18:40.049 --> 00:18:42.470
Wow. Yeah, we're getting some really good...

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More today. Do what? I said more today. We just

00:18:48.269 --> 00:18:52.430
did our podcast last night. Yeah, well, I think

00:18:52.430 --> 00:18:56.670
these... Wow, that's a lot of emails. Yeah, I

00:18:56.670 --> 00:18:59.960
only downloaded... part of them so some of these

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are from the weekend there were quite a few yeah

00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:05.960
i got i don't know how many was from last night

00:19:05.960 --> 00:19:08.799
um i i'd have to look at the time and date but

00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:15.460
i don't yeah so anyhow um so i've witnessed the

00:19:15.460 --> 00:19:18.700
constant advertising shoveling it you know of

00:19:18.700 --> 00:19:21.940
the name it's uh it's a new way of shoveling

00:19:21.940 --> 00:19:25.359
name brand advertisements down your throat So,

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okay, the other night I was listening to 101

00:19:27.220 --> 00:19:31.460
the Fox locally here. And you know how a Jeep

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or actually any of the newer vehicles, they have

00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:36.680
a screen in it, right? And it has the backup

00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:40.519
camera in it, right? And then when it's not in

00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:43.640
use, if you're playing the local radio stations,

00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:46.640
it'll say like all the info on it, like 101 the

00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.460
Fox, Casey's Classic Rock Station. And then below,

00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:52.460
that's the current song and the DJ. So it would

00:19:52.460 --> 00:19:55.480
read, The Nasty Man. Dire Straits Sultans of

00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:58.460
Swing, right? So you got all that right there.

00:19:58.559 --> 00:20:02.019
Okay. And below that usually is like a local

00:20:02.019 --> 00:20:06.539
ad, like one of them is like Mike DiPasquale

00:20:06.539 --> 00:20:11.519
or something like that. I got this tagline that

00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:15.720
Mike DiPasquale uses his law firm. And usually

00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:20.700
it'll say, the nasty man presented by Mike DiPasquale,

00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:23.839
I got this. OK, so that's one of them that uses

00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:25.680
and there's other ones, too, like Edelman and

00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:28.299
Thompson. It's or it's something else. But a

00:20:28.299 --> 00:20:30.380
lot of our law firms that advertise on there.

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So you're sitting there and you're reading what's

00:20:32.940 --> 00:20:36.960
going on. OK, it's a Chuck Nasty and Dire Straits.

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And it's brought to you by Edelman and Thompson.

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OK, so now instead of Mike's got this ad and

00:20:45.359 --> 00:20:49.059
it's the nasty man presented to you by and I'm

00:20:49.059 --> 00:20:51.529
not kidding you. bounty the quicker picker upper

00:20:51.529 --> 00:20:55.210
that goes on to tell you i'm serious so i'm sitting

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there reading this i'm like what and then it's

00:20:57.230 --> 00:20:59.130
telling me that the ad goes on to tell me the

00:20:59.130 --> 00:21:02.569
absorbent is strong uh bounty is the best in

00:21:02.569 --> 00:21:06.069
the business and that you know and it's um i

00:21:06.069 --> 00:21:09.009
i can't believe it it's like a full -on ad the

00:21:09.009 --> 00:21:13.829
old commercial yeah it reads off the whole commercial

00:21:14.599 --> 00:21:17.079
It says, like, the nasty man brought to you by

00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:19.839
bounty, the quicker picker -upper. And then it

00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:22.539
will keep saying, you know, the nasty man brought

00:21:22.539 --> 00:21:25.119
to you by. Then it will go on to the only towel

00:21:25.119 --> 00:21:28.240
in the market with super absorbent plus or, you

00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:31.099
know, or something like that. Yeah, and I was

00:21:31.099 --> 00:21:32.500
sitting there reading it going, what the hell?

00:21:33.259 --> 00:21:35.619
You know, and the same thing is happening on

00:21:35.619 --> 00:21:38.079
my screensaver on the TV, on a smart TV, right?

00:21:39.140 --> 00:21:42.660
Also. You'll have this part where you just kind

00:21:42.660 --> 00:21:44.779
of like leave it. Let's say you're reading a

00:21:44.779 --> 00:21:46.640
book or something or, I don't know, just sticking

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off doing something else and not watching TV.

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And will yours go to a screensaver like mine

00:21:52.539 --> 00:21:58.460
does? Yeah, most of the show adds, but mine don't.

00:21:59.019 --> 00:22:02.920
Okay, mine does. Mine does. And I have to go

00:22:02.920 --> 00:22:04.839
in there and manually take them off and put on

00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:08.119
my pictures, my Amazon picture list. And then

00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:10.950
I'll get ones of vacations and stuff. But, no,

00:22:11.109 --> 00:22:14.230
I was just like, that's the other way they're

00:22:14.230 --> 00:22:16.529
advertising, too. And another thing I noticed

00:22:16.529 --> 00:22:18.309
is there's a lot of, like, local businesses.

00:22:18.470 --> 00:22:22.650
There's this tire shop, mechanic shop down the

00:22:22.650 --> 00:22:25.970
road, down on Warnall Road. And that advertises

00:22:25.970 --> 00:22:29.269
on my screensaver. So it must go by, like, your

00:22:29.269 --> 00:22:34.119
area code that you're watching TV in. it reports

00:22:34.119 --> 00:22:37.220
to them, okay, we have, I don't know, 7 ,000

00:22:37.220 --> 00:22:40.799
viewers in this area that will see your ad when

00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:42.700
it goes to screensaver, and they pay so much

00:22:42.700 --> 00:22:47.420
to have it done, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean,

00:22:47.420 --> 00:22:49.819
we're just getting sold to every fucking way

00:22:49.819 --> 00:22:52.059
around. I mean, one of these days they're going

00:22:52.059 --> 00:22:53.980
to find a way to get into your dreams or something,

00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:55.420
you know, while you're sleeping, all of a sudden

00:22:55.420 --> 00:22:59.539
you're going to get ads. Well, Roku does the

00:22:59.539 --> 00:23:02.859
same thing. Oh, Roku does? I've never had Roku.

00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:09.019
Yeah, they have a screen, and the one I have

00:23:09.019 --> 00:23:13.539
kind of looks like a city, like a cartoon city,

00:23:13.859 --> 00:23:19.039
and where the buildings are, the fronts of the

00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:23.420
buildings, that's where the ad is. It says the

00:23:23.420 --> 00:23:28.500
name of something. Huh. It's actually pretty

00:23:28.500 --> 00:23:33.509
cool to watch. So, are you familiar with SimCity?

00:23:36.529 --> 00:23:41.549
It's a game. Yeah, it's like a... Like a SimCity,

00:23:41.589 --> 00:23:43.529
and then it has the names of the businesses.

00:23:43.549 --> 00:23:47.549
Wow. That's actually the coolest way I've heard

00:23:47.549 --> 00:23:50.750
of it being advertised, really. That's kind of

00:23:50.750 --> 00:23:53.250
neat there. That would at least make me want

00:23:53.250 --> 00:23:59.450
to look. So, wow. We could pay to have an advertisement

00:23:59.450 --> 00:24:02.890
on there. Oh, you know what? Maybe that's coming.

00:24:02.950 --> 00:24:06.289
We'll see. I mean, the YouTube stuff I'm working

00:24:06.289 --> 00:24:10.329
on... I haven't checked into the amount. Here

00:24:10.329 --> 00:24:13.569
was the way that I wanted to advertise first.

00:24:14.549 --> 00:24:18.529
Okay, you have TuneIn, right? TuneIn Radio? Yes.

00:24:19.250 --> 00:24:21.349
You know, they do little... That's where I listen

00:24:21.349 --> 00:24:25.359
to it. Okay, me too. Okay. So they do little

00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:29.059
spots ahead of time. And I think it'd be a good

00:24:29.059 --> 00:24:32.279
way that people are looking for podcasts, right?

00:24:32.380 --> 00:24:34.480
They're looking on TuneIn. And then they see,

00:24:34.619 --> 00:24:37.220
hey, listen to Douchebags Microphone. The latest

00:24:37.220 --> 00:24:40.519
episode has the latest on, I don't know, airbags

00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:43.460
or what, you know, something. A little description,

00:24:43.660 --> 00:24:48.220
you know. So I think that would be a pretty inexpensive

00:24:48.220 --> 00:24:51.609
way, from what I could tell, for... to get that

00:24:51.609 --> 00:24:53.450
market, you know, like people are looking for

00:24:53.450 --> 00:24:57.269
podcasts. Yeah. And then, like, I mean, I think

00:24:57.269 --> 00:24:59.710
you can even advertise, like, on Spotify's main

00:24:59.710 --> 00:25:04.690
page and all these podcast stuff. It would be

00:25:04.690 --> 00:25:08.349
interesting to, I'm checking into a lot of this

00:25:08.349 --> 00:25:10.230
different stuff because I think it would be really

00:25:10.230 --> 00:25:15.009
great to grow our brand. Yeah. And also the YouTube

00:25:15.009 --> 00:25:18.750
thing is going to be big, too, because I don't

00:25:18.750 --> 00:25:22.119
think I want to do TikTok. And I don't know.

00:25:22.140 --> 00:25:25.019
We'll talk about it, okay? But I think YouTube

00:25:25.019 --> 00:25:28.500
is the best avenue for us because YouTube has

00:25:28.500 --> 00:25:30.599
all different kinds of features that all go into

00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:36.579
it. I mean... Yeah, yeah. I know enough. I think

00:25:36.579 --> 00:25:39.099
I agree with you. I think YouTube would be the

00:25:39.099 --> 00:25:41.869
better way for us. Yeah, I think so, too. So

00:25:41.869 --> 00:25:45.309
we'll probably be doing YouTube. We're both going

00:25:45.309 --> 00:25:47.329
to have to have a camera and set it up and all

00:25:47.329 --> 00:25:50.630
that. And then the first run will be live, which

00:25:50.630 --> 00:25:54.369
I like because we could like go to our pages

00:25:54.369 --> 00:25:58.210
and go, hey, check it out. We're live right now.

00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:00.650
And I think you can even post a YouTube link

00:26:00.650 --> 00:26:04.910
on Facebook. I think you can. And Insta. I think

00:26:04.910 --> 00:26:07.849
you can do that in X also. X is the other one,

00:26:07.950 --> 00:26:10.759
too. Twitter or whatever you want to call it.

00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:19.079
Well, we can let a lot of our fans know through

00:26:19.079 --> 00:26:22.730
our Facebook page. Yes, and also I think we need

00:26:22.730 --> 00:26:26.549
to have an X presence, or Twitter or whatever,

00:26:26.750 --> 00:26:29.670
right? Because, you know, they do shows on Twitter

00:26:29.670 --> 00:26:31.490
and X, and they get a lot of money for them,

00:26:31.509 --> 00:26:33.490
too. I'm not saying we will. Yeah, they do. I

00:26:33.490 --> 00:26:37.029
mean, Tucker Carlson gets paid lots to do his

00:26:37.029 --> 00:26:39.609
show on X. He turned down networks. I like Tucker

00:26:39.609 --> 00:26:42.509
Carlson. No, I know, but what I'm saying is that

00:26:42.509 --> 00:26:44.650
people are used to going to X for shows now,

00:26:44.690 --> 00:26:48.680
too. Anyhow. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but you know

00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:50.779
what? We got a lot to talk about on that avenue,

00:26:50.940 --> 00:26:53.079
and I don't want to bore everybody, so you got

00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.480
something. That's going to have to be when you

00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.579
and I can actually sit down face -to -face. Yes,

00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:01.359
and then that's when I'm going to bring you some

00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:04.319
equipment, and then, you know, when we both get

00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:06.200
together on the equipment and stuff and both

00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:08.259
have capabilities, that's when we're really going

00:27:08.259 --> 00:27:10.539
to start. probably excelling a little bit. That's

00:27:10.539 --> 00:27:12.779
where we're going to start booming. I guarantee

00:27:12.779 --> 00:27:16.859
it. I have so much that goes through my head

00:27:16.859 --> 00:27:20.440
on our night talk. I love that. I could sit down

00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:24.480
and I could just do my thing. You see, I got

00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:26.579
a bunch of new ones because I was sitting around

00:27:26.579 --> 00:27:30.940
on fucking Percocet with nothing to do. And I

00:27:30.940 --> 00:27:33.900
come up with a bunch of them. A whole bunch of

00:27:33.900 --> 00:27:35.660
them. I got some new ones. Let me see here. Let

00:27:35.660 --> 00:27:38.420
me read some of these off to you. Oh, my God.

00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:43.579
Everybody, we are in trouble. You know, four

00:27:43.579 --> 00:27:45.940
out of five people said that we're more entertaining

00:27:45.940 --> 00:27:50.240
than a gum infection, Rob. Well, that's a good

00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:53.779
thing. Okay, yeah. I have a bunch of strange

00:27:53.779 --> 00:27:57.759
but true. Like, let's see, the New Orleans Saints,

00:27:57.980 --> 00:28:02.029
their mascot is actually a flower. Fleur de Lire

00:28:02.029 --> 00:28:08.049
down there in New Orleans. It is. It is. Yeah,

00:28:08.089 --> 00:28:13.170
it is a modified flower. There are some post

00:28:13.170 --> 00:28:15.369
-survival ones, like how you can use panties

00:28:15.369 --> 00:28:22.529
hose to save your life. How you can conduct your

00:28:22.529 --> 00:28:26.230
own electricity and harvest it. And these are

00:28:26.230 --> 00:28:32.140
true. How you can clean wastewater in your own

00:28:32.140 --> 00:28:34.940
sewer pond. I mean, a lot of these stuff are

00:28:34.940 --> 00:28:36.759
funny, but a lot of these are actually true.

00:28:36.900 --> 00:28:40.160
That's stuff that survivalists use on the post

00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:44.539
-survival tips. And then I have some more things

00:28:44.539 --> 00:28:48.519
overheard in hell. Like, you know, Crocs are

00:28:48.519 --> 00:29:18.589
the official shoe of hell. Oh, that happens every

00:29:18.589 --> 00:29:25.079
day at work. Yeah, I remember those days. Anyhow,

00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:27.599
those are just a few of them. I did probably,

00:29:27.779 --> 00:29:30.359
I don't know, you know, I told you we had like,

00:29:30.420 --> 00:29:33.740
what, 400 or 500 of them? Now we probably have

00:29:33.740 --> 00:29:37.380
600. I went crazy on them. Oh, my God, dude.

00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:40.180
But I have to go through and listen to them because,

00:29:40.299 --> 00:29:42.539
like I said, I was on Percocet. Some of them

00:29:42.539 --> 00:29:44.980
may not be as great as I think. You know what

00:29:44.980 --> 00:29:48.539
I mean? I'm going to have to have a talk with

00:29:48.539 --> 00:29:51.839
your doctor. Oh, yeah. Hey, look, I'm not getting

00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:53.940
any more Percocet. This is just for the separated

00:29:53.940 --> 00:29:56.759
show. I don't know, man. It is pretty comical.

00:29:56.960 --> 00:30:01.000
I got to admit that. Oh, I know. You love it

00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:03.680
when I'm injured and on some sort of pain. Yeah,

00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:09.500
yeah, yeah. It takes the focus off me. Oh, I

00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:11.319
was fat -tongued last night, but you know what?

00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:15.279
I learned to love it. No, no, no. You were not

00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:19.789
bad at all last night. I wasn't as bad as I thought

00:30:19.789 --> 00:30:22.049
I was. No, Rob, you're right. It was me making

00:30:22.049 --> 00:30:27.309
the shit up like I always do in my head. I was

00:30:27.309 --> 00:30:31.170
sitting here listening to you live. Yeah, you

00:30:31.170 --> 00:30:35.410
were fine. Yeah, if it was too bad. Okay, a couple

00:30:35.410 --> 00:30:37.730
of times you may have went out there a little

00:30:37.730 --> 00:30:42.519
bit. Oh, a couple of times I stumbled bad. We

00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:45.140
got your real thanks. But tonight, a little bit

00:30:45.140 --> 00:30:47.099
later on, I have some help with one of these

00:30:47.099 --> 00:30:51.880
words. Because, here, I'll go into it right now

00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:57.920
real quick. Do you know that the fear of not

00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.099
being able to pronounce a large word, there's

00:31:02.099 --> 00:31:04.890
a fear for it. It's a phobia. And I have it.

00:31:04.910 --> 00:31:07.069
You're not going to be able to pronounce a large

00:31:07.069 --> 00:31:10.089
word because of how it sounds. Well, the name

00:31:10.089 --> 00:31:12.450
of it is one of the biggest words I've ever heard.

00:31:12.470 --> 00:31:14.150
And here it is right here. This is the name.

00:31:14.430 --> 00:31:16.970
I figured that. Yeah, this is the name of the

00:31:16.970 --> 00:31:19.450
word that you have fear of a long word pronunciation

00:31:19.450 --> 00:31:21.490
and not being able to say it right. This is it

00:31:21.490 --> 00:31:24.369
right here. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.

00:31:25.849 --> 00:31:30.329
That's it. That is the name for that phobia.

00:31:34.859 --> 00:31:41.660
I'm like, who in the fuck is just like... That's

00:31:41.660 --> 00:31:44.299
our tax dollars at work for you, buddy. Yes,

00:31:44.299 --> 00:31:49.460
sir. Yes, sir. So, anyhow, Rob, we turned it

00:31:49.460 --> 00:31:51.779
over to you. That's all we pay our scientists

00:31:51.779 --> 00:31:56.740
for. That is, yeah. Someone had some fun with

00:31:56.740 --> 00:31:58.460
that one, didn't they? They're like, oh, okay.

00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:04.220
They got a fair amount of words. Okay. And if

00:32:04.220 --> 00:32:07.099
you think I'm joking, look it up. I'm not. It

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:10.019
is not a gag. That is really the name of the

00:32:10.019 --> 00:32:19.359
word. Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you. Okay, well,

00:32:19.460 --> 00:32:24.180
I have some good news as of today. Okay. March

00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:33.039
18th. Okay. Astronauts Sonny Williams and Butch...

00:32:33.049 --> 00:32:36.589
Wilmore, who were stranded at the International

00:32:36.589 --> 00:32:40.450
Space Station for nine months after they were

00:32:40.450 --> 00:32:44.970
forced to abandon Boeing Starliner due to dust

00:32:44.970 --> 00:32:49.809
thruster issues, are finally back on Earth after

00:32:49.809 --> 00:32:55.029
a successful splashdown. Wow. Tuesday at 5 .57

00:32:55.029 --> 00:33:00.450
Eastern Time. On the Gulf Coast of Florida under

00:33:00.450 --> 00:33:05.039
sunny blue skies. Does it say how long they were

00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:11.400
in space? I'd forgotten. Nine months. Can you

00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:14.039
imagine the atrophy, the muscle atrophy that

00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:16.299
you would have? I mean, because there's no gravity

00:33:16.299 --> 00:33:21.920
up there. I've seen a couple pictures. Uh -huh.

00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:27.259
She was really looking rough. Yeah, because you

00:33:27.259 --> 00:33:30.349
don't get any type of... I mean, you would have

00:33:30.349 --> 00:33:32.470
to probably have a lot of physical therapy after

00:33:32.470 --> 00:33:34.809
that because you don't have any force against

00:33:34.809 --> 00:33:37.190
you at all. Nothing to build any muscle. I mean,

00:33:37.230 --> 00:33:39.569
it's just going to be almost like a bag of bones.

00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:46.569
Yeah, I've read other reports too. Wow. The two

00:33:46.569 --> 00:33:50.869
Starliner astronauts made the more than 17 -hour

00:33:50.869 --> 00:34:11.460
journey from ISS inside SpaceX Dragon you go.

00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:17.400
Hey. Who spent the last six months at the space

00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:22.099
station? Yeah, they made it back. Fucking awesome.

00:34:23.780 --> 00:34:28.860
Good. Finally. Good. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.

00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:37.679
Just had to do that. We got a new tag. Yeah,

00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:40.139
we do. That's good. I'm going to put that in.

00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:44.090
You know what? Forget it. You guys won't be hearing

00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:49.730
it. I'll just put it like that. Hey, Rob. What

00:34:49.730 --> 00:34:53.570
does this mean? It's like our goat noises and

00:34:53.570 --> 00:34:57.090
duck noises. Oh, we can put it on the premium

00:34:57.090 --> 00:35:04.409
service. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia. Hippopotamistrosis

00:35:04.409 --> 00:35:10.059
quipaleophobia. $9 .99 a month, you can have

00:35:10.059 --> 00:35:13.199
that, guys. There you go. All right, you want

00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.860
to come back with some emails? Yes. That's what's

00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:20.500
going to happen. Your mama's so fat, she went

00:35:20.500 --> 00:35:24.280
out in high hills and struck oil. Two douchebags

00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:26.360
and microphone in an effort to keep everything

00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:33.760
fresh. We offer you first world problems. Damn

00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:36.960
it, the city services website is down again.

00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:40.760
I can't believe this. I'm gonna have to actually

00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:43.460
call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash

00:35:43.460 --> 00:35:47.980
bill. This is ridiculous. Hey there fuckstick.

00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:50.780
You're just in time for brand new feature news

00:35:50.780 --> 00:35:53.619
nobody gives a shit about. Bumblebees have been

00:35:53.619 --> 00:36:00.619
proven to sing to their young. Now it's time

00:36:00.619 --> 00:36:03.300
for pick up lines from a loser. Can you take

00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:06.139
me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling

00:36:06.139 --> 00:36:12.139
for you. Have you ever wondered what something

00:36:12.139 --> 00:36:14.380
is or not? Have you ever looked at something

00:36:14.380 --> 00:36:16.519
and said, hmm, I wonder what the origin of that

00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:20.179
is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you

00:36:20.179 --> 00:36:24.760
The Origin Of. The Origin Of smoke detectors,

00:36:25.019 --> 00:36:27.039
different versions of smoke and heat detectors,

00:36:27.260 --> 00:36:30.420
have been around since the late 1800s. But a

00:36:30.420 --> 00:36:32.599
key step in the invention's evolution came from

00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:37.019
a Swiss physicist named Walter Yeager. The story

00:36:37.019 --> 00:36:38.840
goes that Yeager was trying to create a device

00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.639
that would detect poisonous gas. It didn't work.

00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.900
One day he lit up a cigarette in Viola. His failed

00:36:44.900 --> 00:36:47.659
poison detector became itself an effective smoke

00:36:47.659 --> 00:36:51.719
detector. So there you go. These guys are inviting

00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:59.599
as a used hypodermic needle. You watched the

00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:03.510
news. It looks grim. Is an apocalypse inevitable?

00:37:04.050 --> 00:37:07.110
We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand

00:37:07.110 --> 00:37:11.590
and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the

00:37:11.590 --> 00:37:16.730
post -apocalypse. Stock up on pantyhose. The

00:37:16.730 --> 00:37:19.150
hose can be used to filter sediments out of water

00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:22.630
in any type of stew or soup that requires natural

00:37:22.630 --> 00:37:25.650
ingredients. The material is also great to cover

00:37:25.650 --> 00:37:28.969
unprotected areas of skin. You can rub citronella

00:37:28.969 --> 00:37:32.429
or other compounds on the hose. to detract insect

00:37:32.429 --> 00:37:35.230
bites. It could also be used for a nice window

00:37:35.230 --> 00:37:38.449
net. The hose can be rolled together and a form

00:37:38.449 --> 00:37:42.030
of durable, strong rope can be used out of this.

00:37:43.170 --> 00:37:46.030
Two douchebags and a microphone. The audio equivalent

00:37:46.030 --> 00:37:57.949
to the meat sweats. Two douchebags, microphone.

00:37:58.110 --> 00:38:02.300
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City chapter. I am

00:38:02.300 --> 00:38:06.460
Rob in Lake of the Ozarks, Chad. All right. Well,

00:38:06.539 --> 00:38:09.000
Rob, we have some interesting emails. Imagine

00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:14.460
that. I love it. I do, too. Yeah, but you know

00:38:14.460 --> 00:38:16.500
what? Even if these are from the weekend, that's

00:38:16.500 --> 00:38:18.699
still an extraordinary amount of email we're

00:38:18.699 --> 00:38:22.500
getting in. It is. And I'm still going to go

00:38:22.500 --> 00:38:25.369
to an email that is more descriptive. because

00:38:25.369 --> 00:38:27.449
I've had a lot of complaints. People were putting

00:38:27.449 --> 00:38:31.230
in the words wrong and stuff, doucheB66 at yahoo

00:38:31.230 --> 00:38:34.010
.com. I'm just going to have to go with a longer

00:38:34.010 --> 00:38:35.750
one that's like two douchebags and microphone

00:38:35.750 --> 00:38:39.949
at wherever .com. And then that way there's no,

00:38:40.010 --> 00:38:42.230
you know, there's no guessing on it. Was that

00:38:42.230 --> 00:38:45.309
doucheB or was that doucheC or F or, you know.

00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:49.420
And was that 6 -6? Was that 7 -7? You know, so

00:38:49.420 --> 00:38:52.760
I'm going to go with that. Is it uppercase? Is

00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.059
it lowercase? Yeah, I'm just going to have one

00:38:55.059 --> 00:38:58.159
long word, and that's it. So, anyhow, so more

00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.519
people will be able to. And I still have people

00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.579
complaining, saying their emails didn't get through

00:39:02.579 --> 00:39:05.480
before. So, you know, and I'm just going to get

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.980
rid of this Yahoo one completely and go to a

00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:10.480
different service because this Yahoo one seems

00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:15.210
to have issues. So, anyhow. All right. Hey, douchebags.

00:39:15.309 --> 00:39:17.590
I know what you all are trying to do with the

00:39:17.590 --> 00:39:22.489
podcast, and I do appreciate it, but let's see.

00:39:22.550 --> 00:39:24.469
I do appreciate it, but you wish to recreate

00:39:24.469 --> 00:39:29.349
a feeling, a vibe, and a general angst, an edge

00:39:29.349 --> 00:39:32.190
that just isn't there anymore. Gen X was loud,

00:39:32.309 --> 00:39:35.570
rude, shocking. We live to piss mainstream off.

00:39:35.909 --> 00:39:38.889
Those times are gone forever. I realize that

00:39:38.889 --> 00:39:42.360
you have limits, but... But let's see. But that

00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:44.780
generation is much older. They wrote this out

00:39:44.780 --> 00:39:46.920
weird. I'm sorry why I'm reading it like this.

00:39:47.219 --> 00:39:50.960
No, no, no, no. I'm catching it. Yeah, me too.

00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:54.360
But I have to kind of like figure out what they're

00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:55.940
trying to say because they didn't quite word

00:39:55.940 --> 00:40:00.980
it like this. They used your promo against you.

00:40:01.780 --> 00:40:05.360
Generation X. Yes, yes. That's part of it. Generation

00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:09.690
X. Yeah. Yeah. Yep, I realize that you have limits,

00:40:09.750 --> 00:40:12.110
but that generation is much older. They turn

00:40:12.110 --> 00:40:16.250
their back to the Defiance. I guess what I'm

00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:19.170
trying to say is, thanks for trying. I was unhappy

00:40:19.170 --> 00:40:23.769
when Dare left and was let go, but I could see

00:40:23.769 --> 00:40:26.849
it coming. The edge is gone and it's over. If

00:40:26.849 --> 00:40:29.250
Dare gets a show with the Fox, it won't be close

00:40:29.250 --> 00:40:32.090
to what it was a month ago and not even recognizable

00:40:32.090 --> 00:40:35.469
from the mid to late 90s show he had. Face it,

00:40:35.489 --> 00:40:39.909
that fun? Glorious time is gone. Aiden Walston.

00:40:40.050 --> 00:40:43.969
Didn't say where he's from. Okay, well, I agree.

00:40:44.210 --> 00:40:48.110
I agree with him about Johnny. Yeah. It's not

00:40:48.110 --> 00:40:52.349
going to be the same. Yeah. But Johnny will have

00:40:52.349 --> 00:40:55.570
a job. Yeah, and it'll still be entertaining.

00:40:55.829 --> 00:40:58.590
It won't be the same. And we will all be able

00:40:58.590 --> 00:41:02.150
to hear his voice. Yeah, and it will still be

00:41:02.150 --> 00:41:04.630
entertaining. It just won't be the same. I mean,

00:41:04.670 --> 00:41:08.469
all of these shows changed. And I think another

00:41:08.469 --> 00:41:13.730
thing... And yes, and I also agree. Our generation,

00:41:14.010 --> 00:41:17.849
we are older. We look at things differently now.

00:41:18.409 --> 00:41:23.369
How can you not? Our parents went through the

00:41:23.369 --> 00:41:26.550
same thing. Every generation goes through it.

00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:29.639
That's a great point, Rob. All of them grow up

00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:32.519
and they have to move on. And if you don't, then

00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:34.820
you're going to be that guy sitting in your mom's

00:41:34.820 --> 00:41:37.619
basement. You have to live with the times. You

00:41:37.619 --> 00:41:40.380
have to keep going. I think another thing that

00:41:40.380 --> 00:41:42.360
this guy's missing the point on. Listen, thank

00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:45.980
you, Aiden. Thank you, Aiden, for sending this

00:41:45.980 --> 00:41:48.079
because it was kind of complimentary. I get what

00:41:48.079 --> 00:41:50.340
he's saying, though. Yes. I get what he's saying,

00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.280
though. We are not trying to copy that. There's

00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:56.090
no way we could. No, we are not. We are being

00:41:56.090 --> 00:42:02.190
us. Yeah, we're being us, and this is our salute

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:06.630
to that form of radio. I mean, you can think

00:42:06.630 --> 00:42:08.409
it's kind of like it, or you can think it's nothing

00:42:08.409 --> 00:42:11.190
like it. It doesn't matter. This is our description

00:42:11.190 --> 00:42:14.030
of our show, and this is what we like to do,

00:42:14.170 --> 00:42:16.130
and we think we're getting better at it, and

00:42:16.130 --> 00:42:18.090
we think we're somewhat entertaining, and judging

00:42:18.090 --> 00:42:21.960
by our numbers, I say we are. So I don't know

00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:24.780
what else to say. Rob, go ahead. I hope that

00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:28.900
my news stories got better. Mine too. I'm getting

00:42:28.900 --> 00:42:32.320
some dumb ass ones. They've been lame lately.

00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:35.139
I've been scouring them and going, what the hell?

00:42:35.219 --> 00:42:37.800
I'm not going to report on that. A lot of it

00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.980
is political and stuff, which we don't touch.

00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:43.699
And I'm like, dude, come on. I'm going to have

00:42:43.699 --> 00:42:47.559
to go in and ask something. Topher sent me a

00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:49.619
political article today that I would love to

00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:52.880
go into, but I'm not going to because we don't

00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.179
do political here. Now, him and I might on another

00:42:55.179 --> 00:42:59.920
show. There you go. Yeah. Well, that might be

00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:04.920
somewhere where I could catch pace, too. I think

00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:08.940
so. This article, I'll have to send it to you,

00:43:08.980 --> 00:43:15.639
Rob. It pissed me off, that's for sure. So, anyhow,

00:43:15.860 --> 00:43:18.139
that's not what we're doing here, though. Okay.

00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:21.579
Maybe we should just change the show to we're

00:43:21.579 --> 00:43:25.500
just trying to be funny and that's it? Would

00:43:25.500 --> 00:43:28.239
that be better? I don't know. Do I need to change

00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:33.159
our mission statement? No, this is just one guy,

00:43:33.300 --> 00:43:35.920
okay? And, Aiden, thank you. You did compliment

00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:38.599
us somewhat. And I don't think you're necessarily,

00:43:38.980 --> 00:43:41.889
he wasn't bagging us. I think what he's saying

00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:45.150
is that people don't like to listen to stuff

00:43:45.150 --> 00:43:46.710
like that anymore. Well, that's not what we're

00:43:46.710 --> 00:43:51.849
doing anyhow, is it? You know? No. So, yeah.

00:43:53.369 --> 00:43:56.789
According to our ratings, we have people that

00:43:56.789 --> 00:44:00.170
want to listen to us. Yeah, I mean, all the data

00:44:00.170 --> 00:44:02.730
I'm getting in from RSS, Google doesn't do it

00:44:02.730 --> 00:44:04.730
the same way. I'm trying to figure out how I

00:44:04.730 --> 00:44:06.789
can get Google's information like I used to.

00:44:07.899 --> 00:44:10.880
But until then, I'm going with RSS, and our numbers

00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:13.719
are way up and have been, so we're good. So,

00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.880
anyhow, Aiden, thank you. I don't know where

00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:18.780
else to take that. You got anything, Rob? Anything

00:44:18.780 --> 00:44:24.559
more on that? No, no. I see where he's coming

00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:27.039
from on that. I do, too. I'm not going to put

00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:32.500
him down one bit. Yeah. No, and thank you for

00:44:32.500 --> 00:44:34.800
writing in. Thank you for taking time. That was

00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:37.880
a long piece that he gave us, too. I mean, he

00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:40.039
put some thought into it. Yeah, it was. You put

00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:42.619
some thought into it, and thank you, Aiden. I

00:44:42.619 --> 00:44:43.780
don't know where you're from. You didn't put

00:44:43.780 --> 00:44:47.360
it down. So, all right. He put a thought into

00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:50.519
it. You can tell he is a trueless. Yeah, and

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.639
he hid everything perfectly, what he said. He's

00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:58.400
true. Everything he said is true. Anyhow, so

00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:01.920
thank you. All right, next one. I just accidentally

00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:05.460
went through Montrose. I'm glad you guys dumped

00:45:05.460 --> 00:45:08.500
them. I'm glad you guys dumped them. Terry and

00:45:08.500 --> 00:45:14.400
Brookside. Oh, my God. I didn't see the power

00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:18.119
plant. The power plant made it. No, it's gone.

00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:21.219
They demolished it. That's what I'm saying. Oh,

00:45:21.260 --> 00:45:27.340
I see what you're saying. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Terry.

00:45:27.539 --> 00:45:30.769
The power plant made that place. Yeah. Well,

00:45:30.889 --> 00:45:34.650
now we have Tidewad. Yes, Tidewad is our new

00:45:34.650 --> 00:45:37.849
jewel of Henry County. Shout out to Tidewad.

00:45:38.010 --> 00:45:42.269
Tidewad, we love you guys. Sorry, Montrose. And

00:45:42.269 --> 00:45:44.610
I feel kind of bad because last year they were

00:45:44.610 --> 00:45:49.289
demolished by that huge EF1000 tornado that destroyed

00:45:49.289 --> 00:45:53.650
their only one grain bin in town. Yeah, I had

00:45:53.650 --> 00:46:00.679
to go to Tidewad. To go get another one. And

00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:03.559
they didn't have one. Terry and Brooks, I go

00:46:03.559 --> 00:46:05.159
to the north a little bit and go to Tightwad,

00:46:05.219 --> 00:46:08.019
okay? North and east of there is a town called

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:11.780
Tightwad. It's over there near the upper arm

00:46:11.780 --> 00:46:15.199
of Truman Lake. Yeah, it's not far from Warsaw.

00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:20.019
Yeah, go there. That's why I was thinking it

00:46:20.019 --> 00:46:23.179
was in Benton County. I thought it was in Benton

00:46:23.179 --> 00:46:26.900
County, too. It's in Henry County. Benton County

00:46:26.900 --> 00:46:29.239
is like two miles to the east of that is where

00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:32.159
it starts. It's right where that, I can't think

00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:34.139
of the name of the town, but there's like an

00:46:34.139 --> 00:46:39.699
RV park there. But anyhow. All right, the next

00:46:39.699 --> 00:46:42.280
one. I think it's Mark who goes to Eureka Springs

00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:45.320
often. This is the second travel question I've

00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:49.320
had within a week. Do you have a name of a good

00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:51.800
bed and breakfast there? Not crazy expensive

00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:57.000
if possible. Thanks. Sharon in Wichita. Like

00:46:57.000 --> 00:46:59.059
I said, I need to be a travel agent, I guess.

00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:03.780
Look, I don't mind this at all. I just said her

00:47:03.780 --> 00:47:07.500
name, Sharon. Okay, Sharon in Wichita, thank

00:47:07.500 --> 00:47:09.639
you for asking. And I know the reason you asked

00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:11.980
me is because I talk about, you know, little

00:47:11.980 --> 00:47:13.820
vacations that we do and stuff like that. And

00:47:13.820 --> 00:47:15.500
I don't mind answering a question like this.

00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:18.500
Bed and breakfast. One that comes to mind is

00:47:18.500 --> 00:47:22.440
Hidden Springs. It's fairly affordable and it's

00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.679
not bad. It's in the woods. On the north side

00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:32.480
of town, we got to see a family of deer living

00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:35.880
in this bamboo patch right next to the cabin

00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:38.320
that we're staying in. The guy makes some very

00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:40.659
unique waffle breakfast and brings them to you

00:47:40.659 --> 00:47:43.699
hot in the morning. And they're all separated

00:47:43.699 --> 00:47:47.840
cabins. They're not on one main, like a lot of

00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.679
bed and breakfasts, they have in the same house.

00:47:52.099 --> 00:47:55.460
The house only has one apartment in it, and then

00:47:55.460 --> 00:48:00.000
the rest of them are separate units. So it's

00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:02.079
not a bed and breakfast like that where you walk

00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:03.760
out into a main room and there might be someone

00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:07.000
sitting in the dining room watching TV. This

00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:09.019
is a little bit different. Another one that I

00:48:09.019 --> 00:48:10.900
hear is good, because we usually don't go to

00:48:10.900 --> 00:48:13.760
bed and breakfasts. We usually go to lodges or

00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:17.119
cabins or something there. I hear the Piedmont

00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:22.440
house is... somewhat inexpensive. I mean, in

00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.099
Eureka Springs, you don't get anything cheap.

00:48:24.380 --> 00:48:27.380
So, anyhow, it's fairly expensive. Anything good,

00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:30.800
that is. It's fairly inexpensive, and it's supposed

00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.800
to be really good, too, and it's looking over

00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:37.079
a giant cliff, and it's on Spring Street. So,

00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:40.280
and then there's a couple other ones up near

00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:43.000
Ermilio's, like Redbud Inn looks pretty interesting.

00:48:43.139 --> 00:48:45.400
They've got a huge courtyard, and the backside

00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:49.179
of it is like a... Kind of like a mountain hill

00:48:49.179 --> 00:48:55.139
with a lot of woods. Man, there's millions of

00:48:55.139 --> 00:49:00.460
them. I suggest go to Trivago. Go to Booking

00:49:00.460 --> 00:49:03.900
.com and go to Priceline and just put in Bed

00:49:03.900 --> 00:49:06.980
and Breakfast and look at the reviews. The reviews

00:49:06.980 --> 00:49:08.920
usually tell you everything you need to know

00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.380
and if it's worth the money and what you get

00:49:11.380 --> 00:49:13.539
out of it. And it'll have photos of everything,

00:49:13.699 --> 00:49:18.420
too. Now, Sharon in Wichita, thank you. And that's

00:49:18.420 --> 00:49:22.019
really all I got. Thank you, Sharon. Yeah, thank

00:49:22.019 --> 00:49:24.119
you, Sharon. I hope you have a good time. And

00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:27.460
you know what? When you go, write us back. Let

00:49:27.460 --> 00:49:30.000
us know where you went and how good it was. We'd

00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:34.719
love to hear. And thanks again for writing in.

00:49:34.739 --> 00:49:37.099
I'm just joking about being a travel agent. I

00:49:37.099 --> 00:49:41.679
love questions like this. All right. My favorite

00:49:41.679 --> 00:49:55.429
Black Sabbath. Wait a second. Let me get my pen

00:49:55.429 --> 00:50:06.239
out. And okay, so Volume 4 is his favorite, and

00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:08.099
that's a solid album. I can't argue with that.

00:50:08.139 --> 00:50:10.519
So I guess he's an Aussie, more of an Aussie

00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:13.840
fan like you are, and I'm like a Dio with a Sabbath

00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:18.920
fan. Yeah. More. So, okay. And then, okay, so

00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:21.079
here's the, he said it's a would -you -rather

00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:24.820
question. It's, you're stuck in a 5x5 meter room.

00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:29.179
Pick what situation you would pick. Being in

00:50:29.179 --> 00:50:33.469
that room with a Komodo dragon. 3 ,000 hungry

00:50:33.469 --> 00:50:37.650
cockroaches, 20 bloodlusting cat house cats.

00:50:38.989 --> 00:50:41.329
I guess that means starving and ready to kill.

00:50:41.449 --> 00:50:44.230
I don't know. Bloodlusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:44.230 --> 00:50:47.449
That's the way I'm taking it. Yeah. Okay. Or

00:50:47.449 --> 00:50:56.170
a moody walrus, or three pit bulls, or five king

00:50:56.170 --> 00:51:00.389
cobras. So let me go over that one more time.

00:51:01.059 --> 00:51:03.699
You're in a five -by -five meter room, which

00:51:03.699 --> 00:51:06.780
is very small, and this is a situation you would

00:51:06.780 --> 00:51:10.500
pick. Being in there with a Komodo dragon, 3

00:51:10.500 --> 00:51:14.599
,000 hungry cockroaches, 20 blood -lusted house

00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:20.440
cats, a moody walrus, three pit bulls, or five

00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:23.699
king cobras. I'm going to go with a moody walrus.

00:51:23.739 --> 00:51:25.219
I don't think that would kill me like the other

00:51:25.219 --> 00:51:33.380
ones could. Actually, that's where I was. If

00:51:33.380 --> 00:51:35.480
nothing else, it would be fun to look at, right?

00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:49.340
Beagles do have a personality. I know this. They

00:51:49.340 --> 00:51:54.320
are neat animals. They're stubborn animals. Ronnie,

00:51:54.780 --> 00:52:02.739
right back at you. And that's it. That's all

00:52:02.739 --> 00:52:06.679
the emails. And I think I'm pretty much caught

00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:09.980
up on it now. I looked a little bit ago, and

00:52:09.980 --> 00:52:11.539
it didn't look like there's anything in there,

00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:14.699
or it's broke again. So anyhow, Rob, we turn

00:52:14.699 --> 00:52:20.940
to you. All right. I'm going to the Tiger King.

00:52:21.800 --> 00:52:24.900
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An update on it.

00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:29.909
Yeah. All right. Tiger Kings. Joe Exotic has

00:52:29.909 --> 00:52:33.510
once again begged U .S. President Donald Trump

00:52:33.510 --> 00:52:38.929
for a pardon. And this time he's using his Mexican

00:52:38.929 --> 00:52:47.909
fiancée as a bargaining chip. Okay. Oh, he gets

00:52:47.909 --> 00:52:52.670
better. Yeah, I'm sure. The reality star whose

00:52:52.670 --> 00:53:00.460
real name is Joe Maldondo Passage. Rose to fame

00:53:00.460 --> 00:53:05.579
in 2020 as star in the hit Netflix True Crime

00:53:05.579 --> 00:53:12.199
Tiger King. He is currently in prison serving

00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:17.780
a 21 -year sentence for his part in a murder

00:53:17.780 --> 00:53:23.380
-for -hire plot against his nemesis, fellow big

00:53:23.380 --> 00:53:30.309
cat wrestler. Since his imprisonment, Joe Exotic

00:53:30.309 --> 00:54:06.619
has found love. will deport himself back to Mexico.

00:54:49.429 --> 00:54:52.769
Okay. And he's saying it would save taxpayers.

00:54:55.730 --> 00:55:02.789
Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm glad he found love.

00:55:04.469 --> 00:55:08.889
I'm glad they're happy. Interesting story. Thank

00:55:08.889 --> 00:55:20.670
you, Rob. Let's take our second break. I don't

00:55:20.670 --> 00:55:22.329
think so either, but it's going to be interesting

00:55:22.329 --> 00:55:26.469
to see if this is even presented to him or not.

00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:31.269
I think he's going to do his 21 years. I think

00:55:31.269 --> 00:55:34.230
he is too, but I love the thought of just like,

00:55:34.289 --> 00:55:36.769
hey, just get rid of me. You don't have to pay

00:55:36.769 --> 00:55:40.550
for me. Yeah, I'm going to Mexico. Yeah, hell

00:55:40.550 --> 00:55:45.690
yeah. You know what? I mean, he didn't actually

00:55:45.690 --> 00:55:49.010
kill her. I mean, I don't know. You know what?

00:55:50.089 --> 00:55:53.429
Yeah, he was just discussing it or trying to

00:55:53.429 --> 00:55:58.030
get someone to do it. So I don't know. You got

00:55:58.030 --> 00:56:01.429
to give him credit, man. That's a great idea,

00:56:01.530 --> 00:56:04.250
though, isn't it? He's like, look, you don't

00:56:04.250 --> 00:56:05.969
have to feed me or nothing. Just send me out

00:56:05.969 --> 00:56:08.530
here with my guy, and you won't see me coming

00:56:08.530 --> 00:56:12.489
across the border. I'll be back over there. All

00:56:12.489 --> 00:56:16.230
right. Thank you, Rob. Let's take our second

00:56:16.230 --> 00:56:18.329
break, and I'm going to come back with some odd

00:56:18.329 --> 00:56:28.579
facts. That sound good? Strange, but true. Born

00:56:28.579 --> 00:56:32.380
in 1888, Grace McDaniels, later known as the

00:56:32.380 --> 00:56:35.199
milk -faced woman, appeared physically typical

00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:38.079
at birth. However, as she grew older, her face

00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:41.039
became severely disfigured due to Sturge -Weber's

00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:44.099
syndrome. She eventually became a performer with

00:56:44.099 --> 00:56:47.179
Harry Lowenstein's Traveling Circus, earning

00:56:47.179 --> 00:56:53.210
$100 per week. A constant pursuit for a real

00:56:53.210 --> 00:56:56.610
knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.

00:56:57.409 --> 00:57:05.230
Real hilarity. Remember to send all male body

00:57:05.230 --> 00:57:09.909
part photos to Rob Rad's inbox. Yes, it's true.

00:57:10.010 --> 00:57:13.269
Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark

00:57:13.269 --> 00:57:16.530
uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like

00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:19.829
to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing

00:57:19.829 --> 00:57:23.510
ibuprofen, It's obviously fake, and you're to

00:57:23.510 --> 00:57:25.449
take the pictures and tear them up immediately.

00:57:26.889 --> 00:57:56.000
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. And now, Deep

00:57:56.000 --> 00:58:03.099
Thoughts with Mark. Why can't I use my toaster

00:58:03.099 --> 00:58:06.260
to toast ravioli? Or how about marshmallows?

00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:17.380
Man, this is bullshit. The apocalypse just happened.

00:58:17.780 --> 00:58:20.659
You don't know what to do. You don't know where

00:58:20.659 --> 00:58:23.559
to go, but we can tell you what you can eat.

00:58:25.500 --> 00:58:28.619
Hi all, this is Mark here. I'm usually the one

00:58:28.619 --> 00:58:30.639
telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:34.480
Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:37.539
You ever consider just going to ground zero and

00:58:37.539 --> 00:58:39.639
saying fuck it? Do you really want to be the

00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:42.099
guy running around looking for radioactive deer,

00:58:42.280 --> 00:58:45.300
guessing whether water is not contaminated or

00:58:45.300 --> 00:58:48.809
not? No food, no shelter, no nothing. Oh no,

00:58:48.909 --> 00:58:50.570
there's a strong argument that says, you know

00:58:50.570 --> 00:58:53.710
what, let's just go to Crown Zero and see what's

00:58:53.710 --> 00:59:08.969
for us after. Just a thought. Two douchebags,

00:59:09.050 --> 00:59:10.969
a microphone, I'm Mark here in the Kansas City

00:59:10.969 --> 00:59:15.630
chapter. And I am Rob at Lake of the Ozarks chapter.

00:59:19.539 --> 00:59:25.239
Just saying. I love it. I do too. Alright, I

00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:30.480
have some odd facts. Wombat poop is cube -shaped.

00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:33.900
That helps it stay put when they mark their territory.

00:59:36.659 --> 00:59:38.440
But you didn't know that. I didn't know that.

00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:43.440
There's no reason I would know that. A pteropetus

00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:48.119
is a type of jellyfish. biologically immortal.

00:59:48.440 --> 00:59:51.699
It can revert to a polyp stage after reaching

00:59:51.699 --> 00:59:54.719
maturity, essentially starting its life cycle

00:59:54.719 --> 01:00:00.340
anew. Isn't that something? I knew this one.

01:00:00.460 --> 01:00:03.519
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found

01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:06.659
edible honey in ancient Egyptian tombs. What

01:00:06.659 --> 01:00:11.599
were you going to say? I'm sorry. I wasn't going

01:00:11.599 --> 01:00:14.179
to say nothing. Oh, okay. Alright. I'm hearing

01:00:14.179 --> 01:00:18.010
shit. All right. A group of flamingos is called

01:00:18.010 --> 01:00:24.329
a flamboyance. Is that interesting? Yeah. The

01:00:24.329 --> 01:00:26.769
mantis shrimp is the most complex eyes in the

01:00:26.769 --> 01:00:30.210
animal kingdom. They can see ultraviolet visible

01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:34.030
and polarized light and can perceive more colors

01:00:34.030 --> 01:00:41.190
than humans. And bananas are berries, but strawberries

01:00:41.190 --> 01:00:46.139
are not. Botanically speaking, bananas fit the

01:00:46.139 --> 01:00:48.579
definition of a berry, while strawberries do

01:00:48.579 --> 01:00:51.980
not. This has to do with how the fruit develops

01:00:51.980 --> 01:00:56.699
from the flower. A day on Venus is longer than

01:00:56.699 --> 01:01:01.599
a year here. Venus rotates very slowly, so its

01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:04.159
day is longer than its orbit around the Sun.

01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:08.679
Octopuses have three hearts. Did you know that?

01:01:10.340 --> 01:01:13.239
No, I did not. I didn't either. I know a lot

01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:15.219
of weird facts, but that is not one of them I

01:01:15.219 --> 01:01:18.119
knew. These incredible creatures have two hearts

01:01:18.119 --> 01:01:20.840
that pump blood to their gills and one that pumps

01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:25.780
blood to the rest of their bodies. The next one

01:01:25.780 --> 01:01:29.340
is, the fear along words is called, let me go

01:01:29.340 --> 01:01:36.360
to it. Hippopotamistrosis quiphaliophobia. And

01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:40.070
finally, Earth's rotation is slowing down. This

01:01:40.070 --> 01:01:43.150
means that over very long periods of time, the

01:01:43.150 --> 01:01:48.369
length of a day is increasing. And that is the

01:01:48.369 --> 01:01:52.769
odds facts section of this one. So, Rob, we turn

01:01:52.769 --> 01:01:58.969
to you. Okay, I got one about a YouTuber. All

01:01:58.969 --> 01:02:02.969
right, sounds good. He did something incredible

01:02:02.969 --> 01:02:05.949
in this one. Oh, my God, you should see the picture

01:02:05.949 --> 01:02:12.400
of it. Okay. Automotive YouTuber Cody Detweiler,

01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:17.880
better known as Whistling Diesel, is notorious

01:02:17.880 --> 01:02:22.079
for pushing mechanical limits in the most outrageous

01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:40.460
ways. His latest experiment? 38 ,000 horsepower.

01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:48.940
Okay, wow. Okay, I ran across this one at lunch

01:02:48.940 --> 01:02:53.039
today, and I just seen the picture, and I just

01:02:53.039 --> 01:02:55.480
showed the picture to my son, and he's telling

01:02:55.480 --> 01:02:59.519
me about it, and I went to read it. Yeah, these

01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:05.599
guys push a limit. The result was a catastrophic...

01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:12.679
was catastrophic, as one might expect. That wilder

01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:16.559
who regularly destroys high -powered vehicles

01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:22.440
in the name of entertainment wasn't even present

01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:27.519
for the build. He was on jury duty. Instead,

01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:31.440
his fabrication team was left to carry out his

01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:36.550
wild vision. Their mission? install a maze of

01:03:36.550 --> 01:03:41.650
17 turbos on the truck, and see just how much

01:03:41.650 --> 01:03:45.969
power they could squeeze out of it. The truck

01:03:45.969 --> 01:03:52.110
initially tested 397 horsepower, leading the

01:03:52.110 --> 01:04:01.429
team to anticipate either stromatical power increase

01:04:01.429 --> 01:04:06.079
or a complete meltdown. Given debt wireless history

01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:10.380
with automotive destruction, the odds favor the

01:04:10.380 --> 01:04:14.539
latter. Once completed, the Frankenstein -like

01:04:14.539 --> 01:04:19.400
creation looked more like an AI -generated rendering

01:04:19.400 --> 01:04:24.780
than a real vehicle. That's what I thought it

01:04:24.780 --> 01:04:30.460
was, the saying, when I looked at it. And my

01:04:30.460 --> 01:04:35.079
son even vouched, oh, they did this. The tiny

01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:38.780
stack of turbochargers left viewers both stunned

01:04:38.780 --> 01:04:44.400
and skeptical. One commentator summed it up best.

01:04:44.860 --> 01:04:51.579
I thought this was photoshopped. That must be

01:04:51.579 --> 01:04:58.099
good then. For Detweiler, however, the carnage

01:04:58.099 --> 01:05:01.980
is all part of the entertainment. Whether the

01:05:01.980 --> 01:05:06.400
truck actually hit 38 ,000 horsepower remains

01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:15.260
unknown. Hmm. Okay. Yeah, they blew it up. Wow.

01:05:18.699 --> 01:05:21.960
That'd been awesome. Yeah, that would have been.

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:28.420
I'll send you a picture of it. Yeah, please do.

01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:31.829
I was going to ask that. Thank you. All right,

01:05:31.989 --> 01:05:36.570
I got a little story here. All right, soon Gen

01:05:36.570 --> 01:05:40.250
Z is set to overtake baby boomers in the full

01:05:40.250 --> 01:05:43.070
-time workforce this year later on. According

01:05:43.070 --> 01:05:46.570
to data from Glassdoor, and this has some managers

01:05:46.570 --> 01:05:50.130
worried, a January study by Resume Builder found

01:05:50.130 --> 01:05:53.650
that 31 % of surveyed managers avoid hiring Gen

01:05:53.650 --> 01:06:00.170
Z, preferring older workers instead. said they've

01:06:00.170 --> 01:06:02.909
had to fire Gen Z workers within a month of starting.

01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:07.409
You see, I get that, but we had a lot of that

01:06:07.409 --> 01:06:09.130
in Gen X, too. Remember that? We used to have

01:06:09.130 --> 01:06:10.710
people walk through the door all the time that

01:06:10.710 --> 01:06:15.130
couldn't do shit, and still do. Yeah. So, the

01:06:15.130 --> 01:06:18.570
problem seems to start during recruitment, with

01:06:18.570 --> 01:06:20.769
hiring managers reporting that Gen Z candidates

01:06:20.769 --> 01:06:25.250
fail to dress appropriately, 58%. Do not make

01:06:25.250 --> 01:06:30.340
good eye contact, 57%. Make unreasonable salary

01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:37.199
demands, 42%. Do not communicate well, 39%. And

01:06:37.199 --> 01:06:42.880
don't seem very interested or engaged, 33%. Wow,

01:06:42.980 --> 01:06:48.719
that's not good at all. That sounds shocking

01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:52.239
to me. Me too, because doesn't it seem like we

01:06:52.239 --> 01:06:57.539
were just like that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's...

01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:01.280
We had a whole bunch of worthless fuckers. I

01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:06.039
mean, so anyhow. Okay, let's see. So once they've

01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:09.099
hired Gen Z workers, tend to behave in an entitled

01:07:09.099 --> 01:07:12.960
way, 60%, and are hard to manage, well, 26%,

01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:16.679
among other things. Sounds about like X's to

01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:20.260
me, but anyhow. But other challenges go deeper

01:07:20.260 --> 01:07:24.019
things, like Gen Z workers lying, reporting 21

01:07:24.019 --> 01:07:28.809
% of the managers, lacking work ethic, 57%, not

01:07:28.809 --> 01:07:32.349
getting along with coworkers, 22%, and showing

01:07:32.349 --> 01:07:36.690
up late for work, 34%, and showing up late for

01:07:36.690 --> 01:07:40.170
meetings, 25%. Most employers are optimistic,

01:07:40.329 --> 01:07:44.010
though, citing how it took them a good deal of

01:07:44.010 --> 01:07:46.530
time to learn the ropes. Well, yeah, that's what

01:07:46.530 --> 01:07:48.750
we were just saying, wasn't it? Said that we

01:07:48.750 --> 01:07:50.809
went through all these lazy fuckers, and then

01:07:50.809 --> 01:07:53.969
finally we found the nugget of gold in the trash

01:07:53.969 --> 01:07:57.030
can. I mean... To me, that didn't sound very

01:07:57.030 --> 01:07:59.010
much different than when we were younger and

01:07:59.010 --> 01:08:03.269
doing meaningful jobs and tasks, right? Didn't

01:08:03.269 --> 01:08:05.429
it sound just about like that, like dishwashing

01:08:05.429 --> 01:08:07.610
or whatever? Now, I know some of these are talking

01:08:07.610 --> 01:08:09.710
about the professional level, but you're still

01:08:09.710 --> 01:08:11.869
talking about a learning curve of younger people,

01:08:11.969 --> 01:08:15.730
right? Well, I've watched my son go through it,

01:08:15.769 --> 01:08:20.630
working for the same company I do. Yeah, yeah,

01:08:20.689 --> 01:08:30.430
exactly. Yeah, he does such a good job at one

01:08:30.430 --> 01:08:35.770
job, but he helps out at another. Or they would

01:08:35.770 --> 01:08:40.310
put him in the other job, which would boost him,

01:08:40.390 --> 01:08:46.430
but he does so good at this one job. Well, he

01:08:46.430 --> 01:08:50.409
gives his recognition. You've also shown him

01:08:50.409 --> 01:08:52.569
to have a strong work ethic through yours, too,

01:08:52.670 --> 01:08:54.659
though. Which makes a difference. Yeah, yeah,

01:08:55.479 --> 01:09:00.699
yeah. Exactly. Yeah, and I mean, there's a lot

01:09:00.699 --> 01:09:05.260
to be said for that. We all know. Yeah, he knows

01:09:05.260 --> 01:09:08.859
he has big shoes to fill in that cup. Yeah, you

01:09:08.859 --> 01:09:11.380
know what? I mean, I like that because that gives

01:09:11.380 --> 01:09:13.699
him something to strive for. You know, hey, Pops

01:09:13.699 --> 01:09:15.699
is slowing down a little. You know, he's getting

01:09:15.699 --> 01:09:18.529
around 60. He's starting to... Slack, you know,

01:09:18.529 --> 01:09:20.390
starting to go over a little bit. And then he

01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:21.970
can come in and go, well, you know what? I'm

01:09:21.970 --> 01:09:23.470
his offspring, so I'm going to show you what

01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:27.510
I can do. Right? Yeah, it's just that nobody

01:09:27.510 --> 01:09:31.489
wants to do what I do. He'll do it in another

01:09:31.489 --> 01:09:33.630
department. Rob, I've had to do yours before.

01:09:34.329 --> 01:09:36.409
I've had to do your job occasionally before.

01:09:36.810 --> 01:09:38.829
And it is one of the most hated jobs around.

01:09:38.909 --> 01:09:41.909
I don't like working with saws. Those cutting

01:09:41.909 --> 01:09:46.369
blades like to break. But I'm weird. I love it.

01:09:47.590 --> 01:09:51.210
You like all that dust everywhere and in your

01:09:51.210 --> 01:09:54.670
face and eyes and all that stuff, huh? You don't

01:09:54.670 --> 01:09:57.949
mind it? That's why I take about a 20 -minute

01:09:57.949 --> 01:10:01.670
shower every night. Yeah, you have to. You know

01:10:01.670 --> 01:10:05.909
what? If you love it, that's great. You know

01:10:05.909 --> 01:10:08.989
what? I could see someone... I feel like I did

01:10:08.989 --> 01:10:13.119
something when I came home. Yeah. So I got a

01:10:13.119 --> 01:10:15.739
question. I hope I don't bore anyone with this

01:10:15.739 --> 01:10:18.239
shop talk here, but do you guys have CNC machines

01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:21.279
or lathes that do a lot of that, or you do every

01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:25.960
bit of the cutting and angles? No, I cut everything

01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:35.340
with a chop saw. Wow. Well, my small one holds

01:10:35.340 --> 01:10:40.100
a 15 -inch blade. My big one holds a 20 -inch

01:10:40.100 --> 01:10:51.579
blade. Okay. But, yeah, and then we, we do all

01:10:51.579 --> 01:10:55.819
the, we have a bender that we bend all. Yeah,

01:10:55.819 --> 01:10:59.979
you have a press break, a press break. Oh, we

01:10:59.979 --> 01:11:03.359
got, oh yeah, we got that, we got all kinds of

01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:07.539
stuff, dude. Okay, cool. We got, yeah, it's actually

01:11:07.539 --> 01:11:10.279
me and one other guy that started all these tricks.

01:11:11.329 --> 01:11:14.909
Okay. I do all the tube steel. He does all the

01:11:14.909 --> 01:11:18.810
flat work. Oh, okay. He does all the break and

01:11:18.810 --> 01:11:23.590
the punching and stuff. I'm the saw man. Yeah,

01:11:23.630 --> 01:11:29.130
you do the angles on the tube metal. Yeah. Yeah,

01:11:29.149 --> 01:11:33.270
I get it. To where it fits right in with the

01:11:33.270 --> 01:11:35.930
tongue when they weld it in. Yeah, yeah, and

01:11:35.930 --> 01:11:38.979
that stuff has to be precise. To get a good welding

01:11:38.979 --> 01:11:40.920
to make it look good, it's got to fit good. If

01:11:40.920 --> 01:11:43.100
it doesn't fit good, you cannot make it weld

01:11:43.100 --> 01:11:45.180
and look good. You can't weld it and make it

01:11:45.180 --> 01:11:47.739
look good if it doesn't fit upright. That is

01:11:47.739 --> 01:11:50.760
one of the main things about welding is you have

01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:52.819
to have it fit upright. If it doesn't fit upright,

01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:55.819
you're going to have sloppy, ugly welds and holes.

01:11:56.760 --> 01:12:00.140
Exactly. And all that. So, anyhow. So, Rob, you

01:12:00.140 --> 01:12:03.859
got anything you want to go to? I'll tell you

01:12:03.859 --> 01:12:06.340
what. I'm going to leave this one up to you.

01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:12.710
All right. Go ahead. I have Lindsay Lohan's father

01:12:12.710 --> 01:12:18.350
gets arrested and denied bail. I got to hear

01:12:18.350 --> 01:12:20.010
the other one, but I think I know which one.

01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:26.510
Or I have an independence man charged with felony

01:12:26.510 --> 01:12:36.460
after defecating inside a jail cell. Lindsay

01:12:36.460 --> 01:12:39.760
Lohan's dad. Damn it. You know what? Do both

01:12:39.760 --> 01:12:48.340
of them if you have time. Okay. Michael Lohan,

01:12:48.500 --> 01:12:51.520
actress Lindsay Lohan's dad, has been arrested

01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:55.699
and will remain behind bars for violating his

01:12:55.699 --> 01:13:00.220
probation. Lohan faced a Palm Beach County judge

01:13:00.220 --> 01:13:06.659
this morning who denied bond in his 2022... Michael

01:13:06.659 --> 01:13:10.140
Lohan makes his first appearance at Palm Beach

01:13:10.140 --> 01:13:15.140
County Court. He was on probation since 2022,

01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:20.260
accused of receiving payments for directing people

01:13:20.260 --> 01:13:25.239
to rehab centers. He's accused of soliciting

01:13:25.239 --> 01:13:29.479
or receiving kickbacks for retiring patients

01:13:29.479 --> 01:13:35.159
to Pride Recovery Center in 2018. from April

01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:40.260
to June. According to court documents we're examining,

01:13:40.619 --> 01:13:45.439
he allegedly violated probation by committing

01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:50.140
some sort of domestic crime in Texas last month.

01:13:50.619 --> 01:13:56.260
His probation officer was notified of the incident

01:13:56.260 --> 01:13:59.420
and he was arrested in Palm Beach County over

01:13:59.420 --> 01:14:11.109
the weekend. case was present in the Tuesday

01:14:11.109 --> 01:14:56.460
morning hearing. Okay. The judge resigning. Delilah

01:14:56.460 --> 01:15:02.600
Weiss denied bond, but she hoped the case would

01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:10.399
be resolved quickly. Okay. Wow. Okay. Oh, yeah.

01:15:10.439 --> 01:15:15.619
He's going up against a female judge. Hey! Yeah,

01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:17.140
that's what I was getting ready to say, is I

01:15:17.140 --> 01:15:21.479
think he's kind of fucked. You know what? He's

01:15:21.479 --> 01:15:24.180
a dumbass anyhow, so who cares? Deserves what

01:15:24.180 --> 01:15:27.479
he gets, in my opinion. You had another one,

01:15:27.539 --> 01:15:30.760
though, about a guy shooting in jail? Yeah, let's

01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:39.680
hear that. An independent man who was arrested

01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:44.340
for a DWI was charged with a felony Monday after

01:15:44.340 --> 01:15:48.340
defecating inside a jail cell and spraying his

01:15:48.340 --> 01:16:05.989
feces around. Sounds good. Just keep his name.

01:16:06.229 --> 01:16:10.949
That sounds good. Was arrested on March 1st,

01:16:10.949 --> 01:16:15.489
2025 for driving while intoxicated after witness

01:16:15.489 --> 01:16:18.409
said he'd been driving around the neighborhood

01:16:18.409 --> 01:16:22.590
recklessly while yelling racial slurs and curse

01:16:22.590 --> 01:16:54.140
words. A witness said he observed. intended to

01:16:54.140 --> 01:17:00.340
harm or kill them, the document said. He was

01:17:00.340 --> 01:17:05.279
charged with misdemeanors for DWI and for interference

01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:13.060
with the legal process after refusing to and

01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:40.689
attempting to fight a trial. 10 p .m. on March

01:17:40.689 --> 01:17:44.989
1st, he defecated and spread his feces around

01:17:44.989 --> 01:17:49.989
the cell walls, window covering, and camera casing

01:17:49.989 --> 01:17:55.789
of the previously cleaned cell. Police said he

01:17:55.789 --> 01:17:58.729
never requested to use the bathroom prior to

01:17:58.729 --> 01:18:02.430
doing so. The Independence Police Department

01:18:02.430 --> 01:18:14.399
says actions resulted in a substantial... unavailable

01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:20.220
or used for six hours while it was decontaminated.

01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:26.439
The cost of decontamination of the facility was

01:18:26.439 --> 01:18:32.199
$560. That's all? That's all it cost to decontaminate

01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:35.300
it? I don't know. I didn't think that sounded

01:18:35.300 --> 01:18:37.779
like too much, did you? To decontaminate it?

01:18:39.579 --> 01:18:44.800
Yeah, but the dumbass... I know. Go ahead, though.

01:18:44.859 --> 01:18:48.600
Keep going. No, that was it. That was it on that.

01:18:49.399 --> 01:18:56.479
Fuck. What a stupid ass. Yeah, he's got a new

01:18:56.479 --> 01:19:01.619
court date. I bet he does. If I run across it,

01:19:01.619 --> 01:19:05.979
I'll let you know. Yeah, please do. I would like

01:19:05.979 --> 01:19:08.239
to go see that. I probably won't, but I'd like

01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:13.199
to go watch that. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.

01:19:18.199 --> 01:19:21.020
Anyhow, let's see. I got more stuff, but I don't

01:19:21.020 --> 01:19:23.359
know. We're like at 918. Do you want to keep

01:19:23.359 --> 01:19:28.420
going or do you want to shut it down? Oh, you

01:19:28.420 --> 01:19:32.600
guys go after it. All right. Well, this is another

01:19:32.600 --> 01:19:34.159
one that I've noticed, and I want to get your

01:19:34.159 --> 01:19:36.600
opinion on it. I don't know if you've even seen

01:19:36.600 --> 01:19:56.819
the commercial, but do you know of Wygovie? Okay,

01:19:57.739 --> 01:20:11.329
yes, I know Ozempic, yes. that are playing Wagovi

01:20:11.329 --> 01:20:16.590
patients are all fat. I mean, what are they trying

01:20:16.590 --> 01:20:19.909
to say? Use Wagovi and you'll still be a fat

01:20:19.909 --> 01:20:25.470
ass, just not as heavy a one? I mean, you know...

01:20:25.470 --> 01:20:32.149
They're saying you start fat and you end up...

01:20:32.149 --> 01:20:35.689
Do they show... They don't show anyone skinny

01:20:35.689 --> 01:20:40.100
on them. Oh, well, then I could... I don't have

01:20:40.100 --> 01:20:44.239
a clue yet. I mean, they're not like crazy obese,

01:20:44.399 --> 01:20:47.199
but they're pretty chunky. And I'm trying to

01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:48.920
figure out what they're trying to say there.

01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:52.199
I mean, wouldn't they like show like maybe a

01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:54.579
chunky person and a skinny person or something?

01:20:55.340 --> 01:20:57.779
Instead of a bunch of kind of chunky people?

01:20:58.340 --> 01:21:05.000
That was weird. So, anyhow. And then also, I

01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:08.359
came to another conclusion. You know, I know

01:21:08.359 --> 01:21:10.060
I'm going to have a good day, a successful day,

01:21:10.180 --> 01:21:14.140
when I can match my socks and put them on in

01:21:14.140 --> 01:21:19.539
the dark. Do you agree with me? Are they glow

01:21:19.539 --> 01:21:23.460
in the dark? No, no. It doesn't always get done.

01:21:24.180 --> 01:21:26.079
Sometimes I get to work and they're different.

01:21:26.539 --> 01:21:30.579
But I base a lot on that. I'm like, you know

01:21:30.579 --> 01:21:32.039
what? This is going to be a great day. Look at

01:21:32.039 --> 01:21:34.640
this. I got them matched in the dark. I didn't

01:21:34.640 --> 01:21:37.899
wake anybody up leaving. i i got my socks on

01:21:37.899 --> 01:21:40.560
they're the same color they're the same type

01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:45.060
you know yeah yeah like you know feel the same

01:21:45.060 --> 01:21:49.020
yeah yeah i didn't i didn't have an adidas mixed

01:21:49.020 --> 01:21:51.380
with a nike with a blue and a red or something

01:21:51.380 --> 01:21:53.439
like that you know whenever you get them right

01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:55.380
i mean i kind of considered an accomplishment

01:21:55.380 --> 01:21:58.060
in the dark i'm like man i couldn't really see

01:21:58.060 --> 01:22:02.020
him but i figured it out so i i guess you don't

01:22:02.020 --> 01:22:06.680
look at it like that No, because I always match

01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:09.399
my socks. Oh, do you do it the night before,

01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:13.680
unlike me? No, I do it when I do my laundry.

01:22:14.619 --> 01:22:17.859
Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, that's what I need to do.

01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:19.720
I need to start rolling them up in each other.

01:22:19.800 --> 01:22:22.359
I don't know. Oh, I know why. Because it bothers

01:22:22.359 --> 01:22:26.739
me like that. I like them flat. So, anyhow. You

01:22:26.739 --> 01:22:29.539
can always fold them. I guess so. I guess so.

01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:32.199
I could fold them in two, I guess. You know what?

01:22:32.800 --> 01:22:34.720
I'm going to work on that. And you know what?

01:22:34.760 --> 01:22:37.659
You're going to get a picture one day of neatly

01:22:37.659 --> 01:22:44.399
folded socks and with my thumb being up. You're

01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:47.079
going to go, I wonder what my... Oh, fucking

01:22:47.079 --> 01:22:51.300
asshole. Good. Good for you. I'll post it on

01:22:51.300 --> 01:22:53.680
Facebook. Yeah, there we go. Hey, look what Mark's

01:22:53.680 --> 01:22:57.180
done today. Yay. We're in his corner, the little

01:22:57.180 --> 01:23:02.689
guy. Good for him. All right, well, I think I'm

01:23:02.689 --> 01:23:04.090
out of stuff. You got anything you want to go

01:23:04.090 --> 01:23:07.649
into? Yeah, I'm pretty much out of stuff, too.

01:23:07.710 --> 01:23:10.869
Okay, all right. I don't know where this clicked

01:23:10.869 --> 01:23:14.130
off, but it clicked out not too long ago, so

01:23:14.130 --> 01:23:18.310
it's not missing too much. But basically, Rob

01:23:18.310 --> 01:23:20.289
and I both have a bunch of long -winded stuff

01:23:20.289 --> 01:23:22.130
that we don't want to get into right now, so

01:23:22.130 --> 01:23:25.609
we're going to call it good for tonight. And

01:23:25.609 --> 01:23:28.170
then the politics stuff we don't want to do anyhow

01:23:28.170 --> 01:23:33.189
because I do want to do a political show though.

01:23:33.569 --> 01:23:39.050
I do want to do one. I'm actually edging towards

01:23:39.050 --> 01:23:45.050
it. I want to also. But I don't want to, you

01:23:45.050 --> 01:23:48.250
know what, we'll talk about it later. Yeah, we'll

01:23:48.250 --> 01:23:52.359
have to have boundaries. Yep, and then I still

01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:54.619
am excited about the real story or whatever,

01:23:54.779 --> 01:23:56.920
kind of like Paul Harvey's, the rest of the story.

01:23:57.119 --> 01:24:00.659
Right. Topher and I, and Rob too, it sounds like,

01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:05.600
are interested in doing a show of what people

01:24:05.600 --> 01:24:08.380
think happened and what really happened. There's

01:24:08.380 --> 01:24:11.640
been a lot of cases like that in the world over

01:24:11.640 --> 01:24:14.340
the years where everybody thought something happened

01:24:14.340 --> 01:24:16.300
one way, but that's not how it happened at all.

01:24:16.399 --> 01:24:22.840
You know, kind of like the discovery of... of

01:24:22.840 --> 01:24:26.800
the tape recorder, the discovery of televisions.

01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.560
Those are just a small sample, you know, how

01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:33.880
someone discovered AC current in D .C., how E

01:24:33.880 --> 01:24:37.760
.T. figured that, you know, a different current

01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:40.220
of electricity. There's a lot of ways that people

01:24:40.220 --> 01:24:43.020
think it happened, but actually how it really

01:24:43.020 --> 01:24:45.819
happened, people don't know. So we're kind of

01:24:45.819 --> 01:24:47.960
like uncovering the real truth behind what people

01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:51.239
think are the truth. Anyhow, everybody, thank

01:24:51.239 --> 01:24:54.819
you for joining us. Good night, assholes. Good

01:24:54.819 --> 01:24:59.859
night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the show's

01:24:59.859 --> 01:25:03.479
over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't

01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:06.920
afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll

01:25:06.920 --> 01:25:08.760
be back invading your ear holes soon.