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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark here
in the Kansas City end of it. And I am Rob at
Lake of the Ozarks end of it. Beautiful Lake
of the Ozarks end of it. Yes, especially today,
other than the wind. The wind sucks, and it's
going to be worse tomorrow, too. So, anyhow,
I'll go into that a little bit later, because
we're getting another blizzard -like condition,
but we'll talk about that here in a little bit.
Anyhow, I think I sound a little fresher than
I did last night, don't I? Yeah, you do. Last
night I was pretty thick -tongued. I can't tell
if I do or not. You sound good tonight, I think.
So, you know, last night, if anyone heard the
last episode, you know, I was all Percoceted
and steroided up because first I got prisoner.
I had a little bit of fun last night. Oh, I was
fat -tongued, man. That Percocet got me good.
I just like sitting back, enjoying listening.
Well, listen to me struggle, huh? You do it very
well, my friend. You do it very well. Thank you.
I'll tell you what. It was quite an experience.
My shoulder is quite a bit better today, but
last night I really needed that Percocet to get
by because I separated my shoulder again. So,
anyhow. So, you know, steroids, they give you
energy and some sleeplessness. And Percocet gives
you restful tranquility, right? So you kind of
got the steroids that's a nervous energy and
a sleeplessness along with irritability and munchies.
It really sucks having to take them, but that's
the only way I could knock down the poison ivy.
So now you mix them both together with a little
bit of white noise therapy to boot, which I've
been doing the white noise trying to get rid
of my tinnitus. And it's been very interesting,
Rob. What a weird experience that was. Poisoned
eye with a separated shoulder will give you both
at once. It's been a very odd 24 hours. So, last
night I slept good in stretches. Oh, go ahead.
What? Look at it like that. Look at it like that.
That's one less arm you can scratch with. Yes.
That right there is annoying. Yeah, hell yeah.
What with my nuts itch? I have to always, you
know, I have to use the other shoulder. So. What
if your nuts and your ass itches at the same
time? You're shit out of luck. You've got to
wait, right? So, good point, Rod. Good point.
So, anyhow. At that point, it's whichever itches
the worst. Yes. Yeah, that one, it's first comfort.
Yeah, it's like, oh, this is worse than that
one. Yeah. So, anyhow, it was restless, but it
was the best. Restless sleep I've ever had is
the best. It was very odd, like I said. The Percocet
kicked in for a couple hours, and I'm just fucking
sleeping like a baby. And then it's kind of like
the steroids came back and overrode it and said,
oh, no, no, he can't sleep. He's on us. He's
got to wake up and be nervous. So then I'd do
that for, I don't know, 20 minutes. I'd sit there
and look at my phone or something. Think about
life. And then I'd go to sleep again, sleep like
a baby for another two hours. And I'd wake up
for 20 minutes and be restless. And it was a
weird deal. But anyhow, it worked out, you know.
And also the shoulder arm harness didn't help
at all. That is so hard to sleep. And have you
ever had to sleep in one of them? No, I have
not. It bothers you. You want to tear it off,
but you can't. It's just a weird deal. But anyhow.
But right before I went down out there and had
to go to the ER, I found a woman leg lamp for
sale on eBay. It's most likely from the 60s,
right? And I really want one in here for the
Talk is Cheap studio. So when I was getting ready
to look at the prices and order that, it was
a great price, and I was really thinking about
getting it. I was looking at where I could put
it and seeing if it was feasible and all that
stuff, right? I look outside the window and a
big piece of the shed I was tearing down came
apart because a huge wind gust came up. So I'm
like, oh shit, I better go out there and make
sure all that stuff isn't landing in the neighbor's
yard, right? So anyhow, I go out there and I'm
like looking at it and seeing where it's falling
down at. And that's when I had my big trip up
and landed in the ER. So I forgot all about that
whole thing until after the podcast last night.
And I remembered the item this morning and it
was so long ago. You know, but I got to thinking,
you know what? Here's what I really want, and
I want to get your view on it, too. I want a
suit of armor, a life -size suit of armor. Would
that not be the coolest? Yeah. Yeah, and I mean,
I think they're like made out of, the price would
probably be astronomical because aren't they
made out of like copper or brass, bronze, some
sort? Yeah. You know, that's what I was thinking.
I mean, I guess they probably do sell some stainless
ones, but that would be expensive, too. I was
going to say, even a stainless would work. Yeah,
but the only thing is, because I've worked with
stainless a long time, is to make it probably
look right, you would have to give it at least
a number six polish, which is taking all the
grain out of the stainless. Here's what it looks
like as long as it protects you. Well, yeah,
you know what? Here's what I could do, though.
You could always buy a stainless steel one with
grain in it and paint it. I mean, spray paint,
because it's going to be indoors. You don't have
to powder coat it. You could spray paint it as
long as you're careful and don't get a bunch
of runs on it. You could paint it whatever color
you wanted. We paint our own trailers. You use
paint lock, though, don't you? Huh? You use paint
lock, don't you? They call it paint lock? I don't
know. Or do you powder coat? No, no. We paint
and clear coat. Oh, clear coat. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Okay, so you use regular paint with a clear coat
on it. Okay, a lacquer. Okay. Okay, that's cool.
All right, so you don't bake them at all. We
just paint it there and work. Okay, so you don't
bake it at all. That's no powder coating at all.
It's just regular paint with clear coat? Yeah.
Or we do have a company that we take stuff to
for powder coating. Okay. We could have it either
way. Powder coating. Get it done either way you
want it. Okay, so if someone just like says,
hey, I want this powder coated, I don't know,
light blue, then you would send it to that company
that does it for you, right? Yeah, it's right
here in Canton. Okay, okay. Powder coating is
like, I did it. I did it occasionally here and
there as part of one of my last jobs. Anyhow,
the biggest thing about powder coating is all
the prep work. You have to have that thing so
clean, and you have to have it hung up just right
because it's a negative and a positive that sticks
that powder coat to the object that you're painting,
right? And then you've got to bake it, and then
you've got to let it cool off. The biggest thing
about that is all the prep work. It takes a long
time to prep anything, pretty much. You've got
to clean it with thinner, and then you've got
to clean it again with acetone afterwards. Or
maybe it's acetone first and then thinner. No,
I think thinner dissolves quicker, evaporates
quicker. So it's acetone and then thinner to
take the acetone off. So, anyhow. A buddy of
mine that works for a powder coater down in Moore,
Oklahoma. Oh, okay. Yeah, he told me a few things,
yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. It's interesting work.
I mean, it's not my favorite because during the
summer it gets really, really hot because you
have to power wash this stuff first. Usually,
generally, you have to power wash it if it's
big enough. And then because whenever they weld
something... and it gets these oils in it, you
know, whenever they're cutting the parts out
in the CNC or whatever, and then they're welding
it all together. All that oil stays in there,
and you have to power wash it and then bake it
out. You've got to pre -bake it, and then you
let it come out, and you let it cool, and then
you take acetone and thinner to it a lot of times.
So it's a lot of prep work. But anyhow, so you've
got this, like, 400 -degree heat. Combined with
all this water that you're using to power wash
stuff, so it makes it real humid in the building
And it just sucks. It's miserable so Anyhow,
but so I'm not I'm not gonna get a suit of armor
though because I I don't you know what I don't
have room for it number one and number two. I
mean I It I there's no way you could find one
Too awful cheap because they're just there's
not that many of them. I looked them up before
and it's just You can buy new ones, but they're
really expensive. And also, a lot of them look
pretty cheap, too. So, you know. Anyhow, it's
like instead of being welded, it's got those
little divots. You know what I'm talking about?
The little press divots or the spot welds? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, those things don't hold up. I mean,
those things, they're cheap, and those are really
the only ones I could find. And if you really
wanted to have a statue, then that runs you thousands
of dollars. So, anyhow. But, anyhow. So, you
know, the other day was Pie Day, right? Pizza
has its own day, and rightfully so. Pizza's fucking
awesome, isn't it? Oh, pizza is a pie. Yeah,
yeah. But in addition to pizza day, there is
also pie day, too. So you have pizza and pie
day. And people lump pizza into the pie day as
well because it is a pie. Do you think that pizza
should be a part of pie day? Because there is
an actual... I just said it. I just said it.
Okay. Okay. So pie day also includes pizza. It
is a pie. An actual pizza is an actual pizza.
You have a crust over the top. Yeah, no, I agree.
I agree. But, I mean, you only have Cherry Pie
Day or Coconut Cream Day or Apple Day. So, I
mean, is it okay to sneak pizza into the pie
realm then? I know a lot of people that do. Okay.
All right. Okay. All right. It's just something
I was pondering. And then I got another pondering
here, okay? That's actually a good question.
Yeah. Yeah, I thought I'd throw it at you and
hear your take. Everyone else I spoke about with
it, too, agrees with you 100%. They're like,
no, pizza is a pie, and we don't give a shit
if pizza has its own day. Pizza's good enough
to have two days. So, everyone's kind of in agreement
on that, so that's good. Then the other thing
I want to know is, you know, we have another
blizzard -like conditions tomorrow in the afternoon.
It's going to be 62 at like 8 in the morning
here. And about 11 in the morning, it's going
to be about 50. And at 3 in the afternoon, it's
going to be about 34 degrees. So it's going to
be another one of those things going on. So that's
three of them in a row. They're calling for like
a light dusting for us. They're saying a dusting
to one inch here. But we're going to get a lot
more snow than that. The thing is, is it's going
to melt because it's been too warm. I mean, we
had 80 degrees the last couple of days. And that's
fine with me. It can melt. And it's never really
going to get under 32 degrees anyhow. But it's
going to be cold enough in the atmosphere to
snow. Yeah, it's not supposed to get under 32
here either. Yeah, so it's going to be nice.
I mean, it's going to be snow, but it's going
to be nice snow. But it's going to be 60 -mile
-an -hour winds, so it's going to be blizzard
-like conditions. So the thing I want to know
is the Royals' home opener is coming up here
before too much longer, right? So do you think
that they play baseball? I don't think they do.
I mean, football, they would because the Chiefs
and the Dolphins play off at Arrowhead. They
had a wind chill at 35 below, and they still
played the game. With multiple fans, it had to
have digits cut off because of frostbite. Right.
Do you think the question I'm asking you is this
right here. Do you think the reason that they
don't play baseball in conditions like that is
because the fans won't tolerate it? That football
fans are rabid and they won't tolerate you leaving?
Where baseball fans are like, eh, fuck this,
let's do it tomorrow. Okay, well, no. I agree
with what you're saying. Yeah. Football fans
are a little more rowdy. Okay. Baseball, you
just sit there and watch. You know, that's true.
That's a great point. So, yeah, you're sitting
the whole time. Yeah, you're not standing up
screaming. That's right. Right. Fan football
usually brings more alcohol, so you've got more
energy. That's another good point, Rob. Yeah,
I agree. Okay, all right. Well, I thought I'd
throw that at you, too, because I was kind of
pondering that also. And I think you put it into
pretty good perspective. Well, plus another thing.
A lot of them baseball players hold metal bats.
Them things will get cold. Yes, they do. And
honestly, it may affect the way the ball hits
the bat, too, if they're using a metal bat. Oh,
I bet it would, because they still use metal
in college, don't they? Yeah. It would even happen
in wood. No, wood would be the same thing. Wood
would get colder, and it would affect the way.
You wouldn't be able to smash that ball like
normal. No, it would be more of a thud. It would
be more like a, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
It wouldn't be a smack. It would be a thud. So,
yeah, I think you're right. It'd be like you're
bunting the whole time. Yeah, yeah, and nobody
wants to watch that, so I get it. So, the other
day I was going to go into this, but I decided
not to. We got distracted on all these other
things. And we got some interesting emails again
today. Some different perspectives about stuff.
Wow. Yeah, we're getting some really good...
More today. Do what? I said more today. We just
did our podcast last night. Yeah, well, I think
these... Wow, that's a lot of emails. Yeah, I
only downloaded... part of them so some of these
are from the weekend there were quite a few yeah
i got i don't know how many was from last night
um i i'd have to look at the time and date but
i don't yeah so anyhow um so i've witnessed the
constant advertising shoveling it you know of
the name it's uh it's a new way of shoveling
name brand advertisements down your throat So,
okay, the other night I was listening to 101
the Fox locally here. And you know how a Jeep
or actually any of the newer vehicles, they have
a screen in it, right? And it has the backup
camera in it, right? And then when it's not in
use, if you're playing the local radio stations,
it'll say like all the info on it, like 101 the
Fox, Casey's Classic Rock Station. And then below,
that's the current song and the DJ. So it would
read, The Nasty Man. Dire Straits Sultans of
Swing, right? So you got all that right there.
Okay. And below that usually is like a local
ad, like one of them is like Mike DiPasquale
or something like that. I got this tagline that
Mike DiPasquale uses his law firm. And usually
it'll say, the nasty man presented by Mike DiPasquale,
I got this. OK, so that's one of them that uses
and there's other ones, too, like Edelman and
Thompson. It's or it's something else. But a
lot of our law firms that advertise on there.
So you're sitting there and you're reading what's
going on. OK, it's a Chuck Nasty and Dire Straits.
And it's brought to you by Edelman and Thompson.
OK, so now instead of Mike's got this ad and
it's the nasty man presented to you by and I'm
not kidding you. bounty the quicker picker upper
that goes on to tell you i'm serious so i'm sitting
there reading this i'm like what and then it's
telling me that the ad goes on to tell me the
absorbent is strong uh bounty is the best in
the business and that you know and it's um i
i can't believe it it's like a full -on ad the
old commercial yeah it reads off the whole commercial
It says, like, the nasty man brought to you by
bounty, the quicker picker -upper. And then it
will keep saying, you know, the nasty man brought
to you by. Then it will go on to the only towel
in the market with super absorbent plus or, you
know, or something like that. Yeah, and I was
sitting there reading it going, what the hell?
You know, and the same thing is happening on
my screensaver on the TV, on a smart TV, right?
Also. You'll have this part where you just kind
of like leave it. Let's say you're reading a
book or something or, I don't know, just sticking
off doing something else and not watching TV.
And will yours go to a screensaver like mine
does? Yeah, most of the show adds, but mine don't.
Okay, mine does. Mine does. And I have to go
in there and manually take them off and put on
my pictures, my Amazon picture list. And then
I'll get ones of vacations and stuff. But, no,
I was just like, that's the other way they're
advertising, too. And another thing I noticed
is there's a lot of, like, local businesses.
There's this tire shop, mechanic shop down the
road, down on Warnall Road. And that advertises
on my screensaver. So it must go by, like, your
area code that you're watching TV in. it reports
to them, okay, we have, I don't know, 7 ,000
viewers in this area that will see your ad when
it goes to screensaver, and they pay so much
to have it done, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean,
we're just getting sold to every fucking way
around. I mean, one of these days they're going
to find a way to get into your dreams or something,
you know, while you're sleeping, all of a sudden
you're going to get ads. Well, Roku does the
same thing. Oh, Roku does? I've never had Roku.
Yeah, they have a screen, and the one I have
kind of looks like a city, like a cartoon city,
and where the buildings are, the fronts of the
buildings, that's where the ad is. It says the
name of something. Huh. It's actually pretty
cool to watch. So, are you familiar with SimCity?
It's a game. Yeah, it's like a... Like a SimCity,
and then it has the names of the businesses.
Wow. That's actually the coolest way I've heard
of it being advertised, really. That's kind of
neat there. That would at least make me want
to look. So, wow. We could pay to have an advertisement
on there. Oh, you know what? Maybe that's coming.
We'll see. I mean, the YouTube stuff I'm working
on... I haven't checked into the amount. Here
was the way that I wanted to advertise first.
Okay, you have TuneIn, right? TuneIn Radio? Yes.
You know, they do little... That's where I listen
to it. Okay, me too. Okay. So they do little
spots ahead of time. And I think it'd be a good
way that people are looking for podcasts, right?
They're looking on TuneIn. And then they see,
hey, listen to Douchebags Microphone. The latest
episode has the latest on, I don't know, airbags
or what, you know, something. A little description,
you know. So I think that would be a pretty inexpensive
way, from what I could tell, for... to get that
market, you know, like people are looking for
podcasts. Yeah. And then, like, I mean, I think
you can even advertise, like, on Spotify's main
page and all these podcast stuff. It would be
interesting to, I'm checking into a lot of this
different stuff because I think it would be really
great to grow our brand. Yeah. And also the YouTube
thing is going to be big, too, because I don't
think I want to do TikTok. And I don't know.
We'll talk about it, okay? But I think YouTube
is the best avenue for us because YouTube has
all different kinds of features that all go into
it. I mean... Yeah, yeah. I know enough. I think
I agree with you. I think YouTube would be the
better way for us. Yeah, I think so, too. So
we'll probably be doing YouTube. We're both going
to have to have a camera and set it up and all
that. And then the first run will be live, which
I like because we could like go to our pages
and go, hey, check it out. We're live right now.
And I think you can even post a YouTube link
on Facebook. I think you can. And Insta. I think
you can do that in X also. X is the other one,
too. Twitter or whatever you want to call it.
Well, we can let a lot of our fans know through
our Facebook page. Yes, and also I think we need
to have an X presence, or Twitter or whatever,
right? Because, you know, they do shows on Twitter
and X, and they get a lot of money for them,
too. I'm not saying we will. Yeah, they do. I
mean, Tucker Carlson gets paid lots to do his
show on X. He turned down networks. I like Tucker
Carlson. No, I know, but what I'm saying is that
people are used to going to X for shows now,
too. Anyhow. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but you know
what? We got a lot to talk about on that avenue,
and I don't want to bore everybody, so you got
something. That's going to have to be when you
and I can actually sit down face -to -face. Yes,
and then that's when I'm going to bring you some
equipment, and then, you know, when we both get
together on the equipment and stuff and both
have capabilities, that's when we're really going
to start. probably excelling a little bit. That's
where we're going to start booming. I guarantee
it. I have so much that goes through my head
on our night talk. I love that. I could sit down
and I could just do my thing. You see, I got
a bunch of new ones because I was sitting around
on fucking Percocet with nothing to do. And I
come up with a bunch of them. A whole bunch of
them. I got some new ones. Let me see here. Let
me read some of these off to you. Oh, my God.
Everybody, we are in trouble. You know, four
out of five people said that we're more entertaining
than a gum infection, Rob. Well, that's a good
thing. Okay, yeah. I have a bunch of strange
but true. Like, let's see, the New Orleans Saints,
their mascot is actually a flower. Fleur de Lire
down there in New Orleans. It is. It is. Yeah,
it is a modified flower. There are some post
-survival ones, like how you can use panties
hose to save your life. How you can conduct your
own electricity and harvest it. And these are
true. How you can clean wastewater in your own
sewer pond. I mean, a lot of these stuff are
funny, but a lot of these are actually true.
That's stuff that survivalists use on the post
-survival tips. And then I have some more things
overheard in hell. Like, you know, Crocs are
the official shoe of hell. Oh, that happens every
day at work. Yeah, I remember those days. Anyhow,
those are just a few of them. I did probably,
I don't know, you know, I told you we had like,
what, 400 or 500 of them? Now we probably have
600. I went crazy on them. Oh, my God, dude.
But I have to go through and listen to them because,
like I said, I was on Percocet. Some of them
may not be as great as I think. You know what
I mean? I'm going to have to have a talk with
your doctor. Oh, yeah. Hey, look, I'm not getting
any more Percocet. This is just for the separated
show. I don't know, man. It is pretty comical.
I got to admit that. Oh, I know. You love it
when I'm injured and on some sort of pain. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. It takes the focus off me. Oh, I
was fat -tongued last night, but you know what?
I learned to love it. No, no, no. You were not
bad at all last night. I wasn't as bad as I thought
I was. No, Rob, you're right. It was me making
the shit up like I always do in my head. I was
sitting here listening to you live. Yeah, you
were fine. Yeah, if it was too bad. Okay, a couple
of times you may have went out there a little
bit. Oh, a couple of times I stumbled bad. We
got your real thanks. But tonight, a little bit
later on, I have some help with one of these
words. Because, here, I'll go into it right now
real quick. Do you know that the fear of not
being able to pronounce a large word, there's
a fear for it. It's a phobia. And I have it.
You're not going to be able to pronounce a large
word because of how it sounds. Well, the name
of it is one of the biggest words I've ever heard.
And here it is right here. This is the name.
I figured that. Yeah, this is the name of the
word that you have fear of a long word pronunciation
and not being able to say it right. This is it
right here. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.
That's it. That is the name for that phobia.
I'm like, who in the fuck is just like... That's
our tax dollars at work for you, buddy. Yes,
sir. Yes, sir. So, anyhow, Rob, we turned it
over to you. That's all we pay our scientists
for. That is, yeah. Someone had some fun with
that one, didn't they? They're like, oh, okay.
They got a fair amount of words. Okay. And if
you think I'm joking, look it up. I'm not. It
is not a gag. That is really the name of the
word. Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you. Okay, well,
I have some good news as of today. Okay. March
18th. Okay. Astronauts Sonny Williams and Butch...
Wilmore, who were stranded at the International
Space Station for nine months after they were
forced to abandon Boeing Starliner due to dust
thruster issues, are finally back on Earth after
a successful splashdown. Wow. Tuesday at 5 .57
Eastern Time. On the Gulf Coast of Florida under
sunny blue skies. Does it say how long they were
in space? I'd forgotten. Nine months. Can you
imagine the atrophy, the muscle atrophy that
you would have? I mean, because there's no gravity
up there. I've seen a couple pictures. Uh -huh.
She was really looking rough. Yeah, because you
don't get any type of... I mean, you would have
to probably have a lot of physical therapy after
that because you don't have any force against
you at all. Nothing to build any muscle. I mean,
it's just going to be almost like a bag of bones.
Yeah, I've read other reports too. Wow. The two
Starliner astronauts made the more than 17 -hour
journey from ISS inside SpaceX Dragon you go.
Hey. Who spent the last six months at the space
station? Yeah, they made it back. Fucking awesome.
Good. Finally. Good. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.
Just had to do that. We got a new tag. Yeah,
we do. That's good. I'm going to put that in.
You know what? Forget it. You guys won't be hearing
it. I'll just put it like that. Hey, Rob. What
does this mean? It's like our goat noises and
duck noises. Oh, we can put it on the premium
service. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia. Hippopotamistrosis
quipaleophobia. $9 .99 a month, you can have
that, guys. There you go. All right, you want
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Two douchebags and a microphone. The audio equivalent
to the meat sweats. Two douchebags, microphone.
I'm Mark here in the Kansas City chapter. I am
Rob in Lake of the Ozarks, Chad. All right. Well,
Rob, we have some interesting emails. Imagine
that. I love it. I do, too. Yeah, but you know
what? Even if these are from the weekend, that's
still an extraordinary amount of email we're
getting in. It is. And I'm still going to go
to an email that is more descriptive. because
I've had a lot of complaints. People were putting
in the words wrong and stuff, doucheB66 at yahoo
.com. I'm just going to have to go with a longer
one that's like two douchebags and microphone
at wherever .com. And then that way there's no,
you know, there's no guessing on it. Was that
doucheB or was that doucheC or F or, you know.
And was that 6 -6? Was that 7 -7? You know, so
I'm going to go with that. Is it uppercase? Is
it lowercase? Yeah, I'm just going to have one
long word, and that's it. So, anyhow, so more
people will be able to. And I still have people
complaining, saying their emails didn't get through
before. So, you know, and I'm just going to get
rid of this Yahoo one completely and go to a
different service because this Yahoo one seems
to have issues. So, anyhow. All right. Hey, douchebags.
I know what you all are trying to do with the
podcast, and I do appreciate it, but let's see.
I do appreciate it, but you wish to recreate
a feeling, a vibe, and a general angst, an edge
that just isn't there anymore. Gen X was loud,
rude, shocking. We live to piss mainstream off.
Those times are gone forever. I realize that
you have limits, but... But let's see. But that
generation is much older. They wrote this out
weird. I'm sorry why I'm reading it like this.
No, no, no, no. I'm catching it. Yeah, me too.
But I have to kind of like figure out what they're
trying to say because they didn't quite word
it like this. They used your promo against you.
Generation X. Yes, yes. That's part of it. Generation
X. Yeah. Yeah. Yep, I realize that you have limits,
but that generation is much older. They turn
their back to the Defiance. I guess what I'm
trying to say is, thanks for trying. I was unhappy
when Dare left and was let go, but I could see
it coming. The edge is gone and it's over. If
Dare gets a show with the Fox, it won't be close
to what it was a month ago and not even recognizable
from the mid to late 90s show he had. Face it,
that fun? Glorious time is gone. Aiden Walston.
Didn't say where he's from. Okay, well, I agree.
I agree with him about Johnny. Yeah. It's not
going to be the same. Yeah. But Johnny will have
a job. Yeah, and it'll still be entertaining.
It won't be the same. And we will all be able
to hear his voice. Yeah, and it will still be
entertaining. It just won't be the same. I mean,
all of these shows changed. And I think another
thing... And yes, and I also agree. Our generation,
we are older. We look at things differently now.
How can you not? Our parents went through the
same thing. Every generation goes through it.
That's a great point, Rob. All of them grow up
and they have to move on. And if you don't, then
you're going to be that guy sitting in your mom's
basement. You have to live with the times. You
have to keep going. I think another thing that
this guy's missing the point on. Listen, thank
you, Aiden. Thank you, Aiden, for sending this
because it was kind of complimentary. I get what
he's saying, though. Yes. I get what he's saying,
though. We are not trying to copy that. There's
no way we could. No, we are not. We are being
us. Yeah, we're being us, and this is our salute
to that form of radio. I mean, you can think
it's kind of like it, or you can think it's nothing
like it. It doesn't matter. This is our description
of our show, and this is what we like to do,
and we think we're getting better at it, and
we think we're somewhat entertaining, and judging
by our numbers, I say we are. So I don't know
what else to say. Rob, go ahead. I hope that
my news stories got better. Mine too. I'm getting
some dumb ass ones. They've been lame lately.
I've been scouring them and going, what the hell?
I'm not going to report on that. A lot of it
is political and stuff, which we don't touch.
And I'm like, dude, come on. I'm going to have
to go in and ask something. Topher sent me a
political article today that I would love to
go into, but I'm not going to because we don't
do political here. Now, him and I might on another
show. There you go. Yeah. Well, that might be
somewhere where I could catch pace, too. I think
so. This article, I'll have to send it to you,
Rob. It pissed me off, that's for sure. So, anyhow,
that's not what we're doing here, though. Okay.
Maybe we should just change the show to we're
just trying to be funny and that's it? Would
that be better? I don't know. Do I need to change
our mission statement? No, this is just one guy,
okay? And, Aiden, thank you. You did compliment
us somewhat. And I don't think you're necessarily,
he wasn't bagging us. I think what he's saying
is that people don't like to listen to stuff
like that anymore. Well, that's not what we're
doing anyhow, is it? You know? No. So, yeah.
According to our ratings, we have people that
want to listen to us. Yeah, I mean, all the data
I'm getting in from RSS, Google doesn't do it
the same way. I'm trying to figure out how I
can get Google's information like I used to.
But until then, I'm going with RSS, and our numbers
are way up and have been, so we're good. So,
anyhow, Aiden, thank you. I don't know where
else to take that. You got anything, Rob? Anything
more on that? No, no. I see where he's coming
from on that. I do, too. I'm not going to put
him down one bit. Yeah. No, and thank you for
writing in. Thank you for taking time. That was
a long piece that he gave us, too. I mean, he
put some thought into it. Yeah, it was. You put
some thought into it, and thank you, Aiden. I
don't know where you're from. You didn't put
it down. So, all right. He put a thought into
it. You can tell he is a trueless. Yeah, and
he hid everything perfectly, what he said. He's
true. Everything he said is true. Anyhow, so
thank you. All right, next one. I just accidentally
went through Montrose. I'm glad you guys dumped
them. I'm glad you guys dumped them. Terry and
Brookside. Oh, my God. I didn't see the power
plant. The power plant made it. No, it's gone.
They demolished it. That's what I'm saying. Oh,
I see what you're saying. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Terry.
The power plant made that place. Yeah. Well,
now we have Tidewad. Yes, Tidewad is our new
jewel of Henry County. Shout out to Tidewad.
Tidewad, we love you guys. Sorry, Montrose. And
I feel kind of bad because last year they were
demolished by that huge EF1000 tornado that destroyed
their only one grain bin in town. Yeah, I had
to go to Tidewad. To go get another one. And
they didn't have one. Terry and Brooks, I go
to the north a little bit and go to Tightwad,
okay? North and east of there is a town called
Tightwad. It's over there near the upper arm
of Truman Lake. Yeah, it's not far from Warsaw.
Yeah, go there. That's why I was thinking it
was in Benton County. I thought it was in Benton
County, too. It's in Henry County. Benton County
is like two miles to the east of that is where
it starts. It's right where that, I can't think
of the name of the town, but there's like an
RV park there. But anyhow. All right, the next
one. I think it's Mark who goes to Eureka Springs
often. This is the second travel question I've
had within a week. Do you have a name of a good
bed and breakfast there? Not crazy expensive
if possible. Thanks. Sharon in Wichita. Like
I said, I need to be a travel agent, I guess.
Look, I don't mind this at all. I just said her
name, Sharon. Okay, Sharon in Wichita, thank
you for asking. And I know the reason you asked
me is because I talk about, you know, little
vacations that we do and stuff like that. And
I don't mind answering a question like this.
Bed and breakfast. One that comes to mind is
Hidden Springs. It's fairly affordable and it's
not bad. It's in the woods. On the north side
of town, we got to see a family of deer living
in this bamboo patch right next to the cabin
that we're staying in. The guy makes some very
unique waffle breakfast and brings them to you
hot in the morning. And they're all separated
cabins. They're not on one main, like a lot of
bed and breakfasts, they have in the same house.
The house only has one apartment in it, and then
the rest of them are separate units. So it's
not a bed and breakfast like that where you walk
out into a main room and there might be someone
sitting in the dining room watching TV. This
is a little bit different. Another one that I
hear is good, because we usually don't go to
bed and breakfasts. We usually go to lodges or
cabins or something there. I hear the Piedmont
house is... somewhat inexpensive. I mean, in
Eureka Springs, you don't get anything cheap.
So, anyhow, it's fairly expensive. Anything good,
that is. It's fairly inexpensive, and it's supposed
to be really good, too, and it's looking over
a giant cliff, and it's on Spring Street. So,
and then there's a couple other ones up near
Ermilio's, like Redbud Inn looks pretty interesting.
They've got a huge courtyard, and the backside
of it is like a... Kind of like a mountain hill
with a lot of woods. Man, there's millions of
them. I suggest go to Trivago. Go to Booking
.com and go to Priceline and just put in Bed
and Breakfast and look at the reviews. The reviews
usually tell you everything you need to know
and if it's worth the money and what you get
out of it. And it'll have photos of everything,
too. Now, Sharon in Wichita, thank you. And that's
really all I got. Thank you, Sharon. Yeah, thank
you, Sharon. I hope you have a good time. And
you know what? When you go, write us back. Let
us know where you went and how good it was. We'd
love to hear. And thanks again for writing in.
I'm just joking about being a travel agent. I
love questions like this. All right. My favorite
Black Sabbath. Wait a second. Let me get my pen
out. And okay, so Volume 4 is his favorite, and
that's a solid album. I can't argue with that.
So I guess he's an Aussie, more of an Aussie
fan like you are, and I'm like a Dio with a Sabbath
fan. Yeah. More. So, okay. And then, okay, so
here's the, he said it's a would -you -rather
question. It's, you're stuck in a 5x5 meter room.
Pick what situation you would pick. Being in
that room with a Komodo dragon. 3 ,000 hungry
cockroaches, 20 bloodlusting cat house cats.
I guess that means starving and ready to kill.
I don't know. Bloodlusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the way I'm taking it. Yeah. Okay. Or
a moody walrus, or three pit bulls, or five king
cobras. So let me go over that one more time.
You're in a five -by -five meter room, which
is very small, and this is a situation you would
pick. Being in there with a Komodo dragon, 3
,000 hungry cockroaches, 20 blood -lusted house
cats, a moody walrus, three pit bulls, or five
king cobras. I'm going to go with a moody walrus.
I don't think that would kill me like the other
ones could. Actually, that's where I was. If
nothing else, it would be fun to look at, right?
Beagles do have a personality. I know this. They
are neat animals. They're stubborn animals. Ronnie,
right back at you. And that's it. That's all
the emails. And I think I'm pretty much caught
up on it now. I looked a little bit ago, and
it didn't look like there's anything in there,
or it's broke again. So anyhow, Rob, we turn
to you. All right. I'm going to the Tiger King.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An update on it.
Yeah. All right. Tiger Kings. Joe Exotic has
once again begged U .S. President Donald Trump
for a pardon. And this time he's using his Mexican
fiancée as a bargaining chip. Okay. Oh, he gets
better. Yeah, I'm sure. The reality star whose
real name is Joe Maldondo Passage. Rose to fame
in 2020 as star in the hit Netflix True Crime
Tiger King. He is currently in prison serving
a 21 -year sentence for his part in a murder
-for -hire plot against his nemesis, fellow big
cat wrestler. Since his imprisonment, Joe Exotic
has found love. will deport himself back to Mexico.
Okay. And he's saying it would save taxpayers.
Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm glad he found love.
I'm glad they're happy. Interesting story. Thank
you, Rob. Let's take our second break. I don't
think so either, but it's going to be interesting
to see if this is even presented to him or not.
I think he's going to do his 21 years. I think
he is too, but I love the thought of just like,
hey, just get rid of me. You don't have to pay
for me. Yeah, I'm going to Mexico. Yeah, hell
yeah. You know what? I mean, he didn't actually
kill her. I mean, I don't know. You know what?
Yeah, he was just discussing it or trying to
get someone to do it. So I don't know. You got
to give him credit, man. That's a great idea,
though, isn't it? He's like, look, you don't
have to feed me or nothing. Just send me out
here with my guy, and you won't see me coming
across the border. I'll be back over there. All
right. Thank you, Rob. Let's take our second
break, and I'm going to come back with some odd
facts. That sound good? Strange, but true. Born
in 1888, Grace McDaniels, later known as the
milk -faced woman, appeared physically typical
at birth. However, as she grew older, her face
became severely disfigured due to Sturge -Weber's
syndrome. She eventually became a performer with
Harry Lowenstein's Traveling Circus, earning
$100 per week. A constant pursuit for a real
knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.
Real hilarity. Remember to send all male body
part photos to Rob Rad's inbox. Yes, it's true.
Mark is an old bastard. It's also true that Mark
uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark would like
to tell you, if you see any pictures of him roofing
ibuprofen, It's obviously fake, and you're to
take the pictures and tear them up immediately.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. And now, Deep
Thoughts with Mark. Why can't I use my toaster
to toast ravioli? Or how about marshmallows?
Man, this is bullshit. The apocalypse just happened.
You don't know what to do. You don't know where
to go, but we can tell you what you can eat.
Hi all, this is Mark here. I'm usually the one
telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.
Well, this time I decided to go the other way.
You ever consider just going to ground zero and
saying fuck it? Do you really want to be the
guy running around looking for radioactive deer,
guessing whether water is not contaminated or
not? No food, no shelter, no nothing. Oh no,
there's a strong argument that says, you know
what, let's just go to Crown Zero and see what's
for us after. Just a thought. Two douchebags,
a microphone, I'm Mark here in the Kansas City
chapter. And I am Rob at Lake of the Ozarks chapter.
Just saying. I love it. I do too. Alright, I
have some odd facts. Wombat poop is cube -shaped.
That helps it stay put when they mark their territory.
But you didn't know that. I didn't know that.
There's no reason I would know that. A pteropetus
is a type of jellyfish. biologically immortal.
It can revert to a polyp stage after reaching
maturity, essentially starting its life cycle
anew. Isn't that something? I knew this one.
Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found
edible honey in ancient Egyptian tombs. What
were you going to say? I'm sorry. I wasn't going
to say nothing. Oh, okay. Alright. I'm hearing
shit. All right. A group of flamingos is called
a flamboyance. Is that interesting? Yeah. The
mantis shrimp is the most complex eyes in the
animal kingdom. They can see ultraviolet visible
and polarized light and can perceive more colors
than humans. And bananas are berries, but strawberries
are not. Botanically speaking, bananas fit the
definition of a berry, while strawberries do
not. This has to do with how the fruit develops
from the flower. A day on Venus is longer than
a year here. Venus rotates very slowly, so its
day is longer than its orbit around the Sun.
Octopuses have three hearts. Did you know that?
No, I did not. I didn't either. I know a lot
of weird facts, but that is not one of them I
knew. These incredible creatures have two hearts
that pump blood to their gills and one that pumps
blood to the rest of their bodies. The next one
is, the fear along words is called, let me go
to it. Hippopotamistrosis quiphaliophobia. And
finally, Earth's rotation is slowing down. This
means that over very long periods of time, the
length of a day is increasing. And that is the
odds facts section of this one. So, Rob, we turn
to you. Okay, I got one about a YouTuber. All
right, sounds good. He did something incredible
in this one. Oh, my God, you should see the picture
of it. Okay. Automotive YouTuber Cody Detweiler,
better known as Whistling Diesel, is notorious
for pushing mechanical limits in the most outrageous
ways. His latest experiment? 38 ,000 horsepower.
Okay, wow. Okay, I ran across this one at lunch
today, and I just seen the picture, and I just
showed the picture to my son, and he's telling
me about it, and I went to read it. Yeah, these
guys push a limit. The result was a catastrophic...
was catastrophic, as one might expect. That wilder
who regularly destroys high -powered vehicles
in the name of entertainment wasn't even present
for the build. He was on jury duty. Instead,
his fabrication team was left to carry out his
wild vision. Their mission? install a maze of
17 turbos on the truck, and see just how much
power they could squeeze out of it. The truck
initially tested 397 horsepower, leading the
team to anticipate either stromatical power increase
or a complete meltdown. Given debt wireless history
with automotive destruction, the odds favor the
latter. Once completed, the Frankenstein -like
creation looked more like an AI -generated rendering
than a real vehicle. That's what I thought it
was, the saying, when I looked at it. And my
son even vouched, oh, they did this. The tiny
stack of turbochargers left viewers both stunned
and skeptical. One commentator summed it up best.
I thought this was photoshopped. That must be
good then. For Detweiler, however, the carnage
is all part of the entertainment. Whether the
truck actually hit 38 ,000 horsepower remains
unknown. Hmm. Okay. Yeah, they blew it up. Wow.
That'd been awesome. Yeah, that would have been.
I'll send you a picture of it. Yeah, please do.
I was going to ask that. Thank you. All right,
I got a little story here. All right, soon Gen
Z is set to overtake baby boomers in the full
-time workforce this year later on. According
to data from Glassdoor, and this has some managers
worried, a January study by Resume Builder found
that 31 % of surveyed managers avoid hiring Gen
Z, preferring older workers instead. said they've
had to fire Gen Z workers within a month of starting.
You see, I get that, but we had a lot of that
in Gen X, too. Remember that? We used to have
people walk through the door all the time that
couldn't do shit, and still do. Yeah. So, the
problem seems to start during recruitment, with
hiring managers reporting that Gen Z candidates
fail to dress appropriately, 58%. Do not make
good eye contact, 57%. Make unreasonable salary
demands, 42%. Do not communicate well, 39%. And
don't seem very interested or engaged, 33%. Wow,
that's not good at all. That sounds shocking
to me. Me too, because doesn't it seem like we
were just like that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's...
We had a whole bunch of worthless fuckers. I
mean, so anyhow. Okay, let's see. So once they've
hired Gen Z workers, tend to behave in an entitled
way, 60%, and are hard to manage, well, 26%,
among other things. Sounds about like X's to
me, but anyhow. But other challenges go deeper
things, like Gen Z workers lying, reporting 21
% of the managers, lacking work ethic, 57%, not
getting along with coworkers, 22%, and showing
up late for work, 34%, and showing up late for
meetings, 25%. Most employers are optimistic,
though, citing how it took them a good deal of
time to learn the ropes. Well, yeah, that's what
we were just saying, wasn't it? Said that we
went through all these lazy fuckers, and then
finally we found the nugget of gold in the trash
can. I mean... To me, that didn't sound very
much different than when we were younger and
doing meaningful jobs and tasks, right? Didn't
it sound just about like that, like dishwashing
or whatever? Now, I know some of these are talking
about the professional level, but you're still
talking about a learning curve of younger people,
right? Well, I've watched my son go through it,
working for the same company I do. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. Yeah, he does such a good job at one
job, but he helps out at another. Or they would
put him in the other job, which would boost him,
but he does so good at this one job. Well, he
gives his recognition. You've also shown him
to have a strong work ethic through yours, too,
though. Which makes a difference. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Exactly. Yeah, and I mean, there's a lot
to be said for that. We all know. Yeah, he knows
he has big shoes to fill in that cup. Yeah, you
know what? I mean, I like that because that gives
him something to strive for. You know, hey, Pops
is slowing down a little. You know, he's getting
around 60. He's starting to... Slack, you know,
starting to go over a little bit. And then he
can come in and go, well, you know what? I'm
his offspring, so I'm going to show you what
I can do. Right? Yeah, it's just that nobody
wants to do what I do. He'll do it in another
department. Rob, I've had to do yours before.
I've had to do your job occasionally before.
And it is one of the most hated jobs around.
I don't like working with saws. Those cutting
blades like to break. But I'm weird. I love it.
You like all that dust everywhere and in your
face and eyes and all that stuff, huh? You don't
mind it? That's why I take about a 20 -minute
shower every night. Yeah, you have to. You know
what? If you love it, that's great. You know
what? I could see someone... I feel like I did
something when I came home. Yeah. So I got a
question. I hope I don't bore anyone with this
shop talk here, but do you guys have CNC machines
or lathes that do a lot of that, or you do every
bit of the cutting and angles? No, I cut everything
with a chop saw. Wow. Well, my small one holds
a 15 -inch blade. My big one holds a 20 -inch
blade. Okay. But, yeah, and then we, we do all
the, we have a bender that we bend all. Yeah,
you have a press break, a press break. Oh, we
got, oh yeah, we got that, we got all kinds of
stuff, dude. Okay, cool. We got, yeah, it's actually
me and one other guy that started all these tricks.
Okay. I do all the tube steel. He does all the
flat work. Oh, okay. He does all the break and
the punching and stuff. I'm the saw man. Yeah,
you do the angles on the tube metal. Yeah. Yeah,
I get it. To where it fits right in with the
tongue when they weld it in. Yeah, yeah, and
that stuff has to be precise. To get a good welding
to make it look good, it's got to fit good. If
it doesn't fit good, you cannot make it weld
and look good. You can't weld it and make it
look good if it doesn't fit upright. That is
one of the main things about welding is you have
to have it fit upright. If it doesn't fit upright,
you're going to have sloppy, ugly welds and holes.
Exactly. And all that. So, anyhow. So, Rob, you
got anything you want to go to? I'll tell you
what. I'm going to leave this one up to you.
All right. Go ahead. I have Lindsay Lohan's father
gets arrested and denied bail. I got to hear
the other one, but I think I know which one.
Or I have an independence man charged with felony
after defecating inside a jail cell. Lindsay
Lohan's dad. Damn it. You know what? Do both
of them if you have time. Okay. Michael Lohan,
actress Lindsay Lohan's dad, has been arrested
and will remain behind bars for violating his
probation. Lohan faced a Palm Beach County judge
this morning who denied bond in his 2022... Michael
Lohan makes his first appearance at Palm Beach
County Court. He was on probation since 2022,
accused of receiving payments for directing people
to rehab centers. He's accused of soliciting
or receiving kickbacks for retiring patients
to Pride Recovery Center in 2018. from April
to June. According to court documents we're examining,
he allegedly violated probation by committing
some sort of domestic crime in Texas last month.
His probation officer was notified of the incident
and he was arrested in Palm Beach County over
the weekend. case was present in the Tuesday
morning hearing. Okay. The judge resigning. Delilah
Weiss denied bond, but she hoped the case would
be resolved quickly. Okay. Wow. Okay. Oh, yeah.
He's going up against a female judge. Hey! Yeah,
that's what I was getting ready to say, is I
think he's kind of fucked. You know what? He's
a dumbass anyhow, so who cares? Deserves what
he gets, in my opinion. You had another one,
though, about a guy shooting in jail? Yeah, let's
hear that. An independent man who was arrested
for a DWI was charged with a felony Monday after
defecating inside a jail cell and spraying his
feces around. Sounds good. Just keep his name.
That sounds good. Was arrested on March 1st,
2025 for driving while intoxicated after witness
said he'd been driving around the neighborhood
recklessly while yelling racial slurs and curse
words. A witness said he observed. intended to
harm or kill them, the document said. He was
charged with misdemeanors for DWI and for interference
with the legal process after refusing to and
attempting to fight a trial. 10 p .m. on March
1st, he defecated and spread his feces around
the cell walls, window covering, and camera casing
of the previously cleaned cell. Police said he
never requested to use the bathroom prior to
doing so. The Independence Police Department
says actions resulted in a substantial... unavailable
or used for six hours while it was decontaminated.
The cost of decontamination of the facility was
$560. That's all? That's all it cost to decontaminate
it? I don't know. I didn't think that sounded
like too much, did you? To decontaminate it?
Yeah, but the dumbass... I know. Go ahead, though.
Keep going. No, that was it. That was it on that.
Fuck. What a stupid ass. Yeah, he's got a new
court date. I bet he does. If I run across it,
I'll let you know. Yeah, please do. I would like
to go see that. I probably won't, but I'd like
to go watch that. Hippopotamistrosis quipaleophobia.
Anyhow, let's see. I got more stuff, but I don't
know. We're like at 918. Do you want to keep
going or do you want to shut it down? Oh, you
guys go after it. All right. Well, this is another
one that I've noticed, and I want to get your
opinion on it. I don't know if you've even seen
the commercial, but do you know of Wygovie? Okay,
yes, I know Ozempic, yes. that are playing Wagovi
patients are all fat. I mean, what are they trying
to say? Use Wagovi and you'll still be a fat
ass, just not as heavy a one? I mean, you know...
They're saying you start fat and you end up...
Do they show... They don't show anyone skinny
on them. Oh, well, then I could... I don't have
a clue yet. I mean, they're not like crazy obese,
but they're pretty chunky. And I'm trying to
figure out what they're trying to say there.
I mean, wouldn't they like show like maybe a
chunky person and a skinny person or something?
Instead of a bunch of kind of chunky people?
That was weird. So, anyhow. And then also, I
came to another conclusion. You know, I know
I'm going to have a good day, a successful day,
when I can match my socks and put them on in
the dark. Do you agree with me? Are they glow
in the dark? No, no. It doesn't always get done.
Sometimes I get to work and they're different.
But I base a lot on that. I'm like, you know
what? This is going to be a great day. Look at
this. I got them matched in the dark. I didn't
wake anybody up leaving. i i got my socks on
they're the same color they're the same type
you know yeah yeah like you know feel the same
yeah yeah i didn't i didn't have an adidas mixed
with a nike with a blue and a red or something
like that you know whenever you get them right
i mean i kind of considered an accomplishment
in the dark i'm like man i couldn't really see
him but i figured it out so i i guess you don't
look at it like that No, because I always match
my socks. Oh, do you do it the night before,
unlike me? No, I do it when I do my laundry.
Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, that's what I need to do.
I need to start rolling them up in each other.
I don't know. Oh, I know why. Because it bothers
me like that. I like them flat. So, anyhow. You
can always fold them. I guess so. I guess so.
I could fold them in two, I guess. You know what?
I'm going to work on that. And you know what?
You're going to get a picture one day of neatly
folded socks and with my thumb being up. You're
going to go, I wonder what my... Oh, fucking
asshole. Good. Good for you. I'll post it on
Facebook. Yeah, there we go. Hey, look what Mark's
done today. Yay. We're in his corner, the little
guy. Good for him. All right, well, I think I'm
out of stuff. You got anything you want to go
into? Yeah, I'm pretty much out of stuff, too.
Okay, all right. I don't know where this clicked
off, but it clicked out not too long ago, so
it's not missing too much. But basically, Rob
and I both have a bunch of long -winded stuff
that we don't want to get into right now, so
we're going to call it good for tonight. And
then the politics stuff we don't want to do anyhow
because I do want to do a political show though.
I do want to do one. I'm actually edging towards
it. I want to also. But I don't want to, you
know what, we'll talk about it later. Yeah, we'll
have to have boundaries. Yep, and then I still
am excited about the real story or whatever,
kind of like Paul Harvey's, the rest of the story.
Right. Topher and I, and Rob too, it sounds like,
are interested in doing a show of what people
think happened and what really happened. There's
been a lot of cases like that in the world over
the years where everybody thought something happened
one way, but that's not how it happened at all.
You know, kind of like the discovery of... of
the tape recorder, the discovery of televisions.
Those are just a small sample, you know, how
someone discovered AC current in D .C., how E
.T. figured that, you know, a different current
of electricity. There's a lot of ways that people
think it happened, but actually how it really
happened, people don't know. So we're kind of
like uncovering the real truth behind what people
think are the truth. Anyhow, everybody, thank
you for joining us. Good night, assholes. Good
night, assholes. Oh, no. Looks like the show's
over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't
afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll
be back invading your ear holes soon.