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We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand

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and have multiple mobile chargers. We have the

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to have a sewage bit. Sewage untreated can result

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in serious illness and other obstacles for your

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family to live well. You also should have some

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chemicals stocked up. maybe bags of chlorine

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or something of such, to sanitize the sewage

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per week. Your mama's so stupid, she thought

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lightsabers were less calories. Strange, but

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true. In a remote area of the Amazon rainforest,

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a small parasitic catfish is reported to swim

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in the erythras of those who are mating in the

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Amazon River. also called the vampire fish, that

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follows a urine stream, lodges itself in the

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urethra, expands its fins to stay in place, and

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consumes tissue until hemorrhaging kills the

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host. The reports date back to the 19th century.

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The first documented removal from the human occurred

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in 1997. Two douchebags and a microphone. My

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name is Mark here from the Kansas City area.

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And I am Rob from the Lake of the Ozarks area.

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You forgot something. The beautiful Lake of the

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Ozarks area. Beautiful Lake of the Ozarks. Actually,

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Camdenton, Missouri. Which is a very beautiful

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arm of the river. Yeah. Niagara River, but the

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lake. I'm sorry. The Niagara, but the lake. Yes,

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yeah. I'm on a little bit of painkiller tonight,

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and the reason is because I separated my shoulder

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once again. Third time's a charm, right? Hopefully.

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Yeah. Hopefully it's taken care of this time.

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Hopefully, yes. So, anyhow. I know how I'll do

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that. I'll just never do any physical work again.

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How's that? And try not to trip and fall. There

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you go. All right. It's settled. All right. Well,

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okay. I noticed something the other day, Rob.

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Okay. The first, second, and third season of

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our podcast are missing. Did you ever notice

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that? What? They're missing. They're not there.

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Oh, I don't know. Go to RSS or Spotify or anywhere.

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and I checked it out thoroughly. I thought at

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first it was probably the podcast service, you

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know, that cut off the older ones. But it looks

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to me like RSS only lets you have so many episodes,

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and I think we exceeded that number. But this

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is fine with me. I don't care. I mean, you know,

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we have plenty for people to go check out, right?

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But I don't have most of those. Topher does.

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Because when we first started, Topher was doing

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all of the editing and the producing and all

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that. And then I took it over about midway through

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the second season, if not the third season. So

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I don't have most of these episodes. I hope Topher

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does. I've got to get in touch with him and ask

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him if he does. Because I don't have them. I'm

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hoping so because those are like some of our

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initial ones that had some very interesting things

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on there, you know, when we were trying different

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things, you know, like the very first ass paddlings,

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the original big and ball biter, you know, all

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those stories that I had, you know. All the original

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ones are from there because, you know, I just

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started going through a list of shit that I could

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remember what happened, you know. So anyhow,

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but so while I was figuring this out, I started

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going through the files to see how many I did

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have. Okay, so it looks to me like I have most

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of season three, four, and five. I have a majority

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of what we made. I have everything that you and

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I made. And I have a little bit of what me and

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Topher made. I hope Topher didn't erase them.

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I've got to get a hold of them, but anyhow. But

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if he has them, what I'm going to do is I'm going

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to condense them. I'm going to take them all

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on a flash drive. I'm going to put them on this

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computer, and I'm going to make a bunch of best

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ofs. What do you think of that? That sounds good.

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Yeah, because there's some... We were experimenting,

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and a lot of that stuff I'm not real proud of.

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I mean, you know, we didn't, you know, we're

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just feeling our way through this thing. And

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I would like to think that we got much better

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and more fluid at it. So I think it would be

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in our best interest. And also, it will be less

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episodes for them to cut off later, you know.

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Because I'm not sure what the threshold is of

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how many you can have on RSS. But RSS is our

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main server that serves to everybody. So if they

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don't have it. If they were over it, because

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they're cutting soft. Yeah, yeah. So I was pretty

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surprised. I thought they were all on there.

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But what they did was. They did the premiere

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episode, and then they skipped to season three.

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So I think what they do there at RSS is as a

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courtesy, they give you the kickoff. That way,

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you know, people go, oh, okay, I hear what they're

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about. All right. And then they can decide if

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they want to listen to you or not, right? Which

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is cool of them. And RSS, I'm not dogging RSS

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at all. They're a great service. Oh, no. Yeah.

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But while I was doing this, I counted all the

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bumpers and promos and the little zingers and

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stuff like that we have. Do you know how many

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we have, Rob? Of the ha -ha's and the bits and

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all that? I know there's more than what people

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think. I know that. 547 of them. Holy shit. 547

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of them. Yeah. And we want to keep more. We want

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to make more. I know. I made a bunch the other

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night, and you and I still got to get together

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and figure out a good night to do this. Yeah,

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we do. Yeah, we do. I've got some stuff for you,

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Rob, that you're going to do. When I come up

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with it, I'm like, that is Rob. You'll see what

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I mean, dude. We got, like, some words of wisdom

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from Rob's and then Uncle Rob's tricks from life.

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And then I wanted to do something a little bit

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different. You know, we got deep thoughts with

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Mark and what's inside Mark's head and stuff

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like that. Let's do that to Rob. What do you

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think about that? Why not? Yeah, I think that's

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cool. Shit, I mean, I think you're more popular

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than I am. So, I mean, hell, you might as well.

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We each have our fans. And that's fine. Yeah,

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we do. So, anyhow, as I last reported, I had

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poison ivy. It kicked the shit out of me. So

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I went and I got steroids to rid myself of the

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plague that has destroyed mankind for thousands

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of years now. Poison ivy. The steroids are a

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complete pain in the ass because they make you

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constantly starved, irritable, and anxious. So

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I'm pretty much normal, I guess. Anyhow, Have

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you ever taken steroids, Rob? Yes, I have. It

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sucks because you start off with 20 tablets,

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21 tablets, and then you start off taking two

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in the morning, two in the mid -morning, two

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in the mid -afternoon, two after supper, two

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at night. Then you go to like, I don't know,

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the next one is you got, I don't know, eight

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of them and two in the morning, one after lunch,

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one after supper, and two at night, and all this

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stuff. Anyhow, it's such a pain in the ass because

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it's so hard to keep track of. Even if they give

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you that little thing there that explains it

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all, it still sucks because you've got to carry

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this thing on you when you go to work to make

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sure you have it, to make sure you take it on

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time. Because if you don't, then it'll come back.

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And I've seen what happens because... You know,

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if you don't do it right, then it comes back

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with vengeance. Poison ivy, it just goes nutso

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on you. Have you ever seen someone that quit

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steroids in the middle of it? Oh, dude, dude,

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dude. As a kid, I was very, very highly allergic

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to poison ivy. If it was in the air, I would

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catch it. But now that I'm older, I'm not so

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bad. I don't even know if I'm even allergic to

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it anymore. I'm reverse. When I was younger,

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I could fucking eat the stuff. Now, I can't even

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look at it. If it was in the air, I couldn't

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fucking breathe it. Wow. Okay, well, evidently

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that's the way it works. I guess you either have

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it young or not. You either get it bad young.

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Yeah, you switch. Well, mine, you know, and I

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used to make fun of my dad all the time. He'd

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get it. I'd go, hey, hey, hey, you know, and

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I'd go over there and fucking play around in

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it. And he'd go, don't touch me. Don't give it

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to me, you know. And, hey, how well? You know

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what? He told me this. He said, I didn't get

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it when I was younger either, Mark. Sounds like

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the genes caught you. He's in the great beyond

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right now laughing at me. Genes caught you. Yep.

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Good man. Sure would like to smack him in the

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head right now. Okay, maybe later. It'd be in

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a loving way. In a loving way. Come here, you

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little scamp. Give me a little Indian head rub

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there. Yeah. He'd be proud of you. He would be.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm sure he would be. You know, I

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grew up pretty decent, you know. I have my flaws

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like everybody, but, you know, I go to work every

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day. I'm a hardworking guy. I love my family.

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You know, all that good stuff that you should

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do. Not better than we were when we were teenagers.

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You know what? I mean, all that learning curve

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we did right, I guess it did us some good, right?

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We're both outstanding citizens. We both go to

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work. We care about our family. We take care

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of, you know. So, you know, I think that everybody

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has to, let's see, who said, Benjamin Franklin

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said, I think it's Benjamin Franklin, he said,

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don't let schooling get in the way of your education.

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Think about that. Think how true that is. Yeah.

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Yeah. I said, what, the 1500s? The education's

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on the street. Yeah. 1700s, not 1500s. There

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is the Percocet again. Okay. Before our time.

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We don't know. Yeah, a long time ago. Yeah, yeah.

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So, anyhow, the dosing of fucking steroids is

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almost as annoying as the poison ivy itself.

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Is that agreed? Yes. Oh, it's something. But

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anyhow, so something else is going on here, Rob,

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okay? So anyhow, you know I'm using that white

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noise for therapy to try to rid myself of the

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other plague, which is tinnitus. White noise

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has odd side effects to some people. When you

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sleep, it causes weird, vivid dreams, puzzle

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dreams. And I'm one of them that it does that

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to. It's like you sleep in a constant maze. Now,

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it doesn't affect everyone, but it affects a

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certain percentage of it, and I'm in that certain

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percentage that it affects. So what does it do

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to me? What it's doing to me is this right here.

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It makes me feel or have dreams that I'm constantly

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messing up the dosage, and the poison ivy comes

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back and just fucking murders me, you know, like

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with a vengeance. And I'm serious. Yeah, I'm

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having nightmares that I'm not taking it right.

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Like, all of a sudden, I'll look down, I'll go,

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oh, shit, I forgot this morning. And it's just,

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it's nuts. So, anyhow, but I thought about stopping

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the white noise while I was taking the steroids,

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but no, no. I'm just going to deal with it, and

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I want to get this, I want to get tinnitus over

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just like I want to get the poison ivy over.

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I mean, I'm fine. I mean, it's gone. But I've

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got to keep taking them because it will come

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back. And I know people that quit in the middle

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thinking they were okay, and it came back bad,

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bad to where they almost had to go to the hospital.

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I don't want to do that. I've been there today.

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But, Rob, I've got something else here for you,

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okay? I want you to, I think you're going to

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identify with me, you know, especially we're

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getting older, right, and we hurt, okay, right?

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That being said. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

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I mean, I know the job you do. And it's not easy.

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It's not forgiving on your body, just like what

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I used to do. You know, and you go home, you

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ache. You know, you get up from the seat. Yeah,

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my elbows. Your elbows, yeah. Me, my hips, back,

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shoulder. So, anyhow. So, this is bumming me

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out considerably. So, we see Ozzy. dwindling

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down, right? He's dwindling to nothing pretty

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much. He can't walk. He's frail. He's sickly

00:15:32.730 --> 00:15:36.570
looking. David Lee Roth, he looks like someone's

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older odd uncle that thinks he's hilarious. Agreed?

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DLR looks like... Yeah, yeah. I mean, he looks

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like someone's goofy uncle that thinks they're

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constantly funny. So, this has been going on

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for a while now, but the latest most people wouldn't

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even have noticed, but... Gene Simmons has a

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huge gut on him now. And I'm not making fun of

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him. But I did see a few things I have to point

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out. He's always had a huge ego, but seeing him

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stoop to these tricks has me feeling pretty bad

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right now. Now, I'm still overweight. Not horribly,

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but I am. I've struggled with it my whole life.

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I know these things one has to do to try to hide

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his huge gut. He came out with a larger hanging

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button -up over shirt to try to camouflage it.

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Then he kept kind of leaning forward to try to

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hide it. You lean forward to make it look like

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your shirt's kind of hanging off and it's not

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your gut sticking that shirt out that far, right?

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Because I've done all this, okay? So, he's like

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leaning forward and then he did the classic put

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both your hands over it and try to hide it. You

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know, I mean, he's had a lot of ego in the past,

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you know, but it's, you know, he probably needed

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a humbling, but I still find it bothersome. You

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know, Gene, you're an asshole, but in my opinion,

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I still feel for you a bit. I'm surprised, you

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know, Ace hasn't made fun of you because he's

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insulted Ace so much and always slighted him

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so much. But what it was was Gene Simmons came

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out on a Los Angeles news. program you know like

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the newscast at seven or six or whatever right

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and he came on there as a gig as a gimmick to

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uh um to do the weather but then he came out

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there and the first thing i noticed was him walking

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and in acting peculiar you know what i mean like

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that leaning forward and all that and then i

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got to look and i'm like man he is gained probably

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50 pounds dude and um And it sucks because, like

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I said, he's always had a huge ego and he probably

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does need a humbling. But it just, it just, it

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was sad seeing that, you know, because he used

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to keep in shape because he had to, because,

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you know, he had a show to do. He had to look

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good and, you know, he couldn't be wearing those

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dragon boots and the tight, all that other stuff

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with a huge gun on him. So he had to stay slim.

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But now, I guess, since he's, like, sitting at

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home, he's eating potato chips and watching MASH,

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I don't know. But, anyhow, it was just really

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sad because, you know, I mean, you see Ozzy and

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he, you know, he can't even walk now. And these

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are people that we grew up with, that we watched.

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Okay, okay. On Ozzy's defense, Ozzy's had some

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accidents that hurt his back twice. Yeah. Yeah,

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but Parkinson's isn't. Yeah, Parkinson's ain't

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helping. No. But the four -wheeler accident,

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all that, did not help Ozzy. Yeah. Walking. No,

00:19:02.740 --> 00:19:06.039
no, no. I know. It started with that. And he

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wouldn't have been the same anyhow after all

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the accidents. I mean, the final straw on Ozzy,

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from what I understood, from what I read, was,

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okay, after he had that ATV accident, okay, he

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was better. He did okay. But in 2019, he fell

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down the stairs at night. He woke up, I don't

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know, maybe get a drink or take a piss. Yeah,

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he did. Yeah, he fell down the stairs and he

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re -injured that. And they had a bunch of bars

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and pins in his back. I mean, he almost died.

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He almost died when that happened. And people

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didn't know it because they didn't announce it.

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You know, they kept it hush -hush. But they said

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so afterwards. When you re -injure something

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like that, the bone breaks away from them. There's

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really no putting that back together. They don't

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have the technology to do that right now. They

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can't put that spinal cord, that spinal bone

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back together. All they can do is try to piecemeal

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it together. It really wasn't very good because

00:20:06.710 --> 00:20:10.849
they don't have anything to work with. Also,

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He had a tumor in there. I guess it was nonmalignant.

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I think it was benign. Thank God. But they had

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to dig a tumor out of his spine too, which is

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not easy either. And this is a spine that's disintegrating.

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And he said that. He said that the doctor said

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it's disintegrating because of all the injuries

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to it and his age. So, anyhow. I just kind of

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had to go over that a little bit. What's your

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thoughts on it, Rob? I mean, I like what you

00:20:41.579 --> 00:20:43.420
said about Ozzie and his defense, and I agree

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with it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think Paul's just

00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:55.480
letting himself go. Or Gene. Or Gene. Yeah, I

00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:58.319
said probably all of them. You know what, probably.

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They're not on the road anymore, so they don't

00:21:01.819 --> 00:21:05.059
have to stay in shape. Like you said, they're

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staying at home eating. Cheetos and watching

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The View. Or whatever. Yeah, you know what? Okay,

00:21:14.930 --> 00:21:20.109
okay. I doubt if they watch The View. Fair enough.

00:21:20.609 --> 00:21:23.589
Fair enough. They do live in L .A., right? So

00:21:23.589 --> 00:21:25.309
they probably do watch The View. Yeah, yeah,

00:21:25.349 --> 00:21:28.849
yeah. But, you know, they're older and they're

00:21:28.849 --> 00:21:32.490
just, you know. And now that they're not on the

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road, they don't have to keep themselves going.

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So they're not going to. I think you're right.

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And also, I mean, the one that used to not take

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care of himself. And they are parents' age. Yeah,

00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:51.579
yep. Yeah, that's right. So, anyhow, Rob, you

00:21:51.579 --> 00:21:52.960
got something you want to go into? That's really

00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.880
all I have with that. I got more stuff, but we'll

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go into it tomorrow. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.

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First thing, I got to go into it. You know it.

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Uh -huh. Everybody has been wondering. Who our

00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:14.140
new pride of Henry County is. Well, me and Mark

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have talked about it. And it's only fitting.

00:22:22.180 --> 00:22:25.559
Pride of Henry County goes to Tightwad, Missouri.

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I'm starting to get weepy, Rob. I feel like...

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Well, when we first got talking about it, I didn't

00:22:35.660 --> 00:22:38.299
even think about Tightwad. I would say that Tightwad

00:22:38.299 --> 00:22:41.180
was in Benton County. I thought so, too. But

00:22:41.180 --> 00:22:46.400
then I Googled it. No. Tightwad is Henry County.

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And since Montrose wanted me to keep going to

00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:56.420
Tightwad to get car parts, and I have got this

00:22:56.420 --> 00:23:01.680
connection between Tightwad now. Tightwad is

00:23:01.680 --> 00:23:06.009
our new pride in Henry County. And Tightwad deserves

00:23:06.009 --> 00:23:08.349
it, too. You've got all those car parts like

00:23:08.349 --> 00:23:13.210
they said and everything. Yeah, in 2020, population

00:23:13.210 --> 00:23:17.730
of 58. Oh, that's even better. I think... Yeah.

00:23:18.029 --> 00:23:25.150
I think... I think... Knoblicks got like 100

00:23:25.150 --> 00:23:29.849
and some. I mean... So, Knoblicks actually twice

00:23:29.849 --> 00:23:36.210
as big as Tightwad. So... Interesting, huh? Well,

00:23:36.250 --> 00:23:41.109
hey, yeah. So that way everybody knows who our

00:23:41.109 --> 00:23:44.089
new pride of Henry County is. There you go. It's

00:23:44.089 --> 00:23:48.529
Tidewad. Tidewad, Missouri. So everybody, I don't

00:23:48.529 --> 00:23:51.210
know, clap, cheer, whatever you got to do. I

00:23:51.210 --> 00:23:54.450
don't know. Write it down. Say it out loud. Whatever.

00:23:54.950 --> 00:23:57.730
All right. Hey, let's take our first break. Actually,

00:23:58.490 --> 00:24:00.890
I was going to go into some music. Oh, go ahead.

00:24:00.970 --> 00:24:07.890
Sorry. Okay, Johnny had to cancel their show

00:24:07.890 --> 00:24:11.369
in Houston, Texas this weekend after just five

00:24:11.369 --> 00:24:14.309
songs when an electrical fire broke out below

00:24:14.309 --> 00:24:21.329
the stage area. Oh, boy. The band was performing

00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:28.269
at their Rodeo Houston event at NRG Stadium and

00:24:28.269 --> 00:24:31.789
just started playing their massive hit, Don't

00:24:31.789 --> 00:24:36.519
Stop. when the sound at the venue abruptly stopped.

00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:43.160
Wow. That's a huge stadium, too. Yeah, don't

00:24:43.160 --> 00:25:54.420
stop believing in the music stops. Come on. Does

00:25:54.420 --> 00:25:59.039
it say whether they got a refund or not? It goes

00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:07.599
on to say, let me get down to that part. Organizers,

00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:11.400
Brody O 'Houston later shared a statement saying

00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:15.819
fans would hear from them soon about refunds

00:26:15.819 --> 00:26:29.559
or rescheduling of the show. Okay, cool. It sounds

00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.220
like he could feel it, too. Yeah, he said, for

00:26:33.220 --> 00:26:37.700
four and a half songs. Wow. And that was Dean

00:26:37.700 --> 00:26:40.539
Castronova? Is there a drummer now in Journey?

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:46.180
Okay. Wow. Thank you, Rob. That was an interesting

00:26:46.180 --> 00:26:49.859
story, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, and the funny thing

00:26:49.859 --> 00:26:52.259
was, they were playing Don't Stop Believin'.

00:26:52.259 --> 00:26:55.940
Yeah, that has several different angles to it,

00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:57.859
too, like Don't Stop Believin' and then the music

00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:00.839
goes out. But also, the famous Fade to Black

00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:03.759
episode was in the middle of Don't Stop Believing.

00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:06.019
So, like, people could have been like, oh, you

00:27:06.019 --> 00:27:08.420
guys are doing it, too? You fuckers. Stop it.

00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:12.000
It's done. Anyhow, that's pretty awesome. Thank

00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:16.700
you, Rob. All right. Let's take our first break.

00:27:16.940 --> 00:27:19.480
And we got a lot of emails, like I said. There's

00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.000
some very good ones. Sound good for next? Can't

00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.420
wait. All right. You know my favorite episode.

00:27:25.460 --> 00:27:28.869
I know. Me, too. Look, man, the people listening

00:27:28.869 --> 00:27:31.910
to this. Hey, that's fine. I understood what

00:27:31.910 --> 00:27:33.349
you were saying, and I'm pretty sure everybody

00:27:33.349 --> 00:27:36.250
else out there did, too. Oh, Percocet is kicking

00:27:36.250 --> 00:27:38.609
my ass. I love it. Okay, I'll be right back.

00:27:38.769 --> 00:27:43.690
Or we'll be right back. I don't know if I'm going

00:27:43.690 --> 00:27:46.309
to get through this. I'm trying. All right, we'll

00:27:46.309 --> 00:27:49.029
be right back. Four out of five people surveyed

00:27:49.029 --> 00:27:51.650
said that two douchebags in a microphone podcast

00:27:51.650 --> 00:27:55.549
are more entertaining than a gum infection. The

00:27:55.549 --> 00:27:58.009
fifth one called the cops. And we had to leave.

00:27:58.289 --> 00:28:05.029
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Why is it when

00:28:05.029 --> 00:28:08.769
we skate on thin ice, we can get into hot water?

00:28:09.630 --> 00:28:17.809
That just doesn't make sense. Oh man, what the

00:28:17.809 --> 00:28:21.950
fuck is this? Is this a new feature? What's inside

00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:28.509
Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. Mmm, stromboli

00:28:28.509 --> 00:28:33.470
is so delicious. I love stromboli. I wonder if

00:28:33.470 --> 00:28:38.130
it loves me back. I bet you it does. Stromboli

00:28:38.130 --> 00:28:42.349
is so tasty. It's like a giant pizza roll with

00:28:42.349 --> 00:28:46.950
more flavor. It's the ultimate food. Mmm, stromboli.

00:28:47.390 --> 00:28:52.130
We need stromboli cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

00:28:52.130 --> 00:28:56.029
it. Stromboli cereal. Mmm, stromboli flakes.

00:28:57.359 --> 00:28:59.599
Hmm. Have you ever wondered where something came

00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:01.900
from? Have you ever looked at something and said,

00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:05.079
Hmm, I wonder what the origin of that is? Well,

00:29:05.099 --> 00:29:08.660
so have we. That's why we give you the origin

00:29:08.660 --> 00:29:13.079
of... The origin of the nose ring. The middle

00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:15.880
east is the birthplace of the nostril ring, piercing,

00:29:16.059 --> 00:29:20.019
tracking back 4 ,000 years. Nostrils were held

00:29:20.019 --> 00:29:22.839
as a status of upper class if they were pierced

00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:25.799
with a ring. Hey! Hey everybody, this is Uncle

00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:28.960
Rob. I'm going to give you some kicks for life.

00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:35.319
This is Uncle Rob's rules to dick pics. Rule

00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:39.299
number one, title a pic in someone else's name

00:29:39.299 --> 00:29:44.400
so if you get busted, it's not yours. Rule number

00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:48.559
two, shoot angles complementary to your length

00:29:48.559 --> 00:30:06.559
and girth. Rule number four. More annoying than

00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:11.799
a 3 a .m. piss boner. Harambe used to listen

00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:13.960
to our original show, Too Dipshits and Cheap

00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:16.819
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Harambe

00:30:16.819 --> 00:30:19.720
does not listen to our original show, Too Dipshits

00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:22.180
and Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder

00:30:22.180 --> 00:30:25.799
anymore. You might ask why Harambe never listens

00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:27.960
to our original show, Too Dipshits and Cheap

00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:31.359
Radio Shack Realistic Tape Recorder. Well, it's

00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:34.000
because Harambe is dead. senselessly murdered

00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:36.559
because some idiot did not watch her child properly

00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:39.359
while looking on her phone. Sadly, Arambe does

00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:41.539
not listen to our original show, Two Gibshits

00:30:41.539 --> 00:30:43.720
and the Cheap Radio Shack Realistic Take Recorder,

00:30:43.779 --> 00:30:48.519
or any other show. Anymore. Sorry, Arambe. Next

00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:53.859
up, things overheard in hell. Gary Glitter has

00:30:53.859 --> 00:30:58.420
been named the lead singer in the boys' choir

00:30:58.420 --> 00:31:02.890
of hell. Our constant pursuit for a real knee

00:31:02.890 --> 00:31:07.089
slapper. It's strange insults from an alien real

00:31:07.089 --> 00:31:24.430
hilarity When taking a shower remember to scrub

00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:26.809
your asshole with soapy water because nobody

00:31:26.809 --> 00:31:43.200
likes a stinky asshole Two deuce bags and microphone

00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.740
on the more portion of it here in the Kansas

00:31:45.740 --> 00:31:50.839
City, Missouri Metroplex. And I am Rob at Lake

00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:53.700
of the Ozarks. Beautiful Lake of the Ozarks.

00:31:54.460 --> 00:31:58.220
Yes, I keep forgetting that. It was gorgeous

00:31:58.220 --> 00:32:00.900
today. Oh, wasn't it? What beautiful weather

00:32:00.900 --> 00:32:04.900
until I fucked my shoulder up again. But anyhow,

00:32:05.059 --> 00:32:08.500
yeah, it's beautiful weather. All right. Got

00:32:08.500 --> 00:32:10.119
some emails here. Are you ready for them, Rob?

00:32:11.470 --> 00:32:15.410
You know I am. Okay. Mark, my family and I are

00:32:15.410 --> 00:32:18.569
going to book a cruise for early next year. What

00:32:18.569 --> 00:32:21.049
cruise line would you use? And this might be

00:32:21.049 --> 00:32:22.670
good for you too, Rob, because you've been talking

00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:25.789
about taking one. And any other trip you could

00:32:25.789 --> 00:32:28.609
give me, any other trip advice you could give

00:32:28.609 --> 00:32:31.289
me would be much appreciated. Mark in Asylum

00:32:31.289 --> 00:32:34.390
Springs. Is there Asylum Springs down there somewhere?

00:32:36.250 --> 00:32:40.299
Arkansas. Actually, I have a guy. that I went

00:32:40.299 --> 00:32:45.240
to school with in Belton that I just reconnected

00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:49.720
with, and he lives at Silent Springs. Ask him.

00:32:49.740 --> 00:32:52.779
I'll bet you that's him. Is his name Mark? His

00:32:52.779 --> 00:32:57.599
name is Matt. Matt. Oh, okay, no. Okay. I mean,

00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.400
I'm pretty sure. No, this is a printout. Okay,

00:33:00.460 --> 00:33:06.400
yeah, it's Mark. Okay, all right. I would take

00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:11.440
Carnival. I would get a balcony first cruise.

00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:15.819
What now? I'm just saying, I'm going to wait

00:33:15.819 --> 00:33:18.839
and talk to Wendy. Oh, yeah, yeah, you need to.

00:33:18.940 --> 00:33:21.500
Yeah, Travel Masters, Wendy Whitbeck, the best.

00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:25.980
I wouldn't go over five days on the first one

00:33:25.980 --> 00:33:28.619
in the odd occurrence that you don't like cruising.

00:33:29.660 --> 00:33:35.539
And I say probably go with Carnival for several

00:33:35.539 --> 00:33:38.910
reasons. They have more cruises to offer than

00:33:38.910 --> 00:33:42.569
any other cruise line. You'll also figure out

00:33:42.569 --> 00:33:45.490
what kind of a cruise you prefer. You'll figure

00:33:45.490 --> 00:33:47.730
out if you want a pampered one or a fun time

00:33:47.730 --> 00:33:50.269
with a family one. The cruises offered through

00:33:50.269 --> 00:33:52.869
Carnival are usually cheaper as well, so if you

00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:54.930
don't like it, you don't waste that much money,

00:33:55.009 --> 00:33:58.930
right? Right. And also, the food on Carnival,

00:33:58.970 --> 00:34:01.910
I believe, is better than all the other cruise

00:34:01.910 --> 00:34:04.349
lines that aren't four times more expensive like

00:34:04.349 --> 00:34:07.359
Holland America or... princess or something like

00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.920
that you'll get better food on those but you're

00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:12.599
going to pay four or five times more too and

00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:14.880
like i said if you want a pampered cruise you're

00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:17.519
gonna have to pay more money for them or a virgin

00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.300
cruise or something like that but that's what

00:34:20.300 --> 00:34:22.329
i'm saying go to carnival You're going to find

00:34:22.329 --> 00:34:24.429
all this stuff out on your first cruise, and

00:34:24.429 --> 00:34:26.469
it's not going to cost you nearly as much as

00:34:26.469 --> 00:34:29.050
any other cruise line. And they're the most relaxed

00:34:29.050 --> 00:34:32.329
cruise line, too. And they have many, many more

00:34:32.329 --> 00:34:35.389
cruises than any other cruise line offers. So

00:34:35.389 --> 00:34:37.630
you can pick out the exact one you want to where

00:34:37.630 --> 00:34:40.590
you want on what date you want. So that's my

00:34:40.590 --> 00:34:42.829
only suggestion is the rest is you're just going

00:34:42.829 --> 00:34:44.409
to have to get in there and see if it's for you.

00:34:44.670 --> 00:34:49.619
And that's it. So, Mark. Mark in Asylum Springs,

00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:53.179
thank you. I hope it goes well. Write us back.

00:34:53.599 --> 00:35:00.219
Yeah. Let us know. Next one. I'm going to Knoblick

00:35:00.219 --> 00:35:02.900
soon. I absolutely have to have a selfie with

00:35:02.900 --> 00:35:05.440
that sign. I'm going to steal it afterwards.

00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:07.860
Then I will hang it from that giant fireplace

00:35:07.860 --> 00:35:17.820
statue. Yes. Yes. I don't know if I like that

00:35:17.820 --> 00:35:22.480
or not. You know what? No, knob lick is too reverent.

00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:26.079
It's too... No, no, no, no, no. Don't get it

00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:29.820
near that filthy fireplace. No, no, no. Not on

00:35:29.820 --> 00:35:33.699
a statue that is about to disappear. That's right,

00:35:33.900 --> 00:35:39.300
yeah. No, let's not disgrace them. We just brought

00:35:39.300 --> 00:35:42.659
them into our hearts. Come on. Yes, yes. And

00:35:42.659 --> 00:35:45.679
also, I want to clarify that we did not tell

00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.219
anybody to destroy that statue. No, we did not.

00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:51.920
Nope. We are not saying that in any means. We

00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:53.760
just say it's a stupid -ass statue. That's all

00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:58.179
we say. So, anyhow, the guy went on with this.

00:35:58.340 --> 00:36:00.880
He named himself some guy near Gunn City, home

00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:03.260
of a tavern and a church, but both burned down

00:36:03.260 --> 00:36:05.139
within a year of each other, so now it's Gunn

00:36:05.139 --> 00:36:08.360
City is just an intersection. That's what he

00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:11.480
signed it as. Gunn City. Gunn City. Gunn City.

00:36:11.900 --> 00:36:16.099
Gunn City is over on the east side of Harrisonville,

00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:20.300
I think on maybe 7th Highway, possibly, as it

00:36:20.300 --> 00:36:23.059
heads up towards maybe Pleasant Hill and that

00:36:23.059 --> 00:36:27.579
whole area. Yeah, I think so. I think so. It's

00:36:27.579 --> 00:36:31.619
over near kind of East Lynn area, maybe. And

00:36:31.619 --> 00:36:35.420
he's right. Well, he's from there, he says, so

00:36:35.420 --> 00:36:38.000
he should know. It did have a tavern and a church,

00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.980
and they both burned down. So it is now just

00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:48.739
an intersection. All right. The next one. I hope

00:36:48.739 --> 00:36:51.420
you get poison ivy in your asshole, bitch. Clint

00:36:51.420 --> 00:36:57.840
in Clarksville. Is that a surprise? Yeah, he's

00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:03.039
still around. I would definitely take him to

00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:06.500
Narcan. Wade did not help. I haven't gotten down

00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:08.840
there yet. As soon as I do, the Narcan's being

00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:10.920
here. Oh, shit, you need to. Yeah, and we'll

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:15.280
never hear from him again. You know, Clint, I

00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:17.199
wish I could make you stop listening. I wish

00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:19.440
I had some way that I could stop your downloads

00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:21.300
right in the middle and punch you right in the

00:37:21.300 --> 00:37:27.119
face. That would be the best. But, I mean, I

00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:28.960
wish I had Biggin's number. I'd pay him to come

00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:31.800
down there and give you a fucking ball bite.

00:37:32.619 --> 00:37:34.579
And all he'd need is one tooth for your little

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:36.400
bitty gonads there, your little bitty little

00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:42.139
fucking chickpea -looking sack. So, anyhow, Clint,

00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:47.360
go fuck yourself like always. All right. We have

00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:52.199
plenty of weapons, Clint. Yes, yes, Clint. Clint

00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:54.079
did write me back, and he told me that he likes

00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:57.320
to dress up in a tutu and fondle his hair while

00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:04.130
he listens to us. So, anyhow, okay. Next one.

00:38:04.610 --> 00:38:08.289
What was Black Sabbath's best album? God, I can't

00:38:08.289 --> 00:38:12.369
talk. Sorry. What was Black Sabbath's best album

00:38:12.369 --> 00:38:16.429
ever? Ronnie and Tulsa, and he also has the seven,

00:38:16.510 --> 00:38:21.610
the list of the theme songs. Oh, he does? Yeah,

00:38:21.690 --> 00:38:24.889
he does. Okay, so he asked his best Black Sabbath

00:38:24.889 --> 00:38:26.969
album ever. I'm sorry, I was going to... I was

00:38:26.969 --> 00:38:28.329
going to send you this today, but the little

00:38:28.329 --> 00:38:30.230
accident happened and I didn't get a chance to.

00:38:31.070 --> 00:38:35.269
No, that's fine. Honestly, I'm going to have

00:38:35.269 --> 00:38:38.530
to go with Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath. I'm

00:38:38.530 --> 00:38:44.190
going to go with Heaven and Hell. So, okay. It

00:38:44.190 --> 00:38:46.750
just depends. Dude, I mean, who can say what?

00:38:46.789 --> 00:38:51.010
No, I like Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath. That's

00:38:51.010 --> 00:38:52.809
a great album. I can't argue with that at all.

00:38:55.630 --> 00:38:57.710
I also, you know what? No, no, no. I'm going

00:38:57.710 --> 00:38:59.510
to stick with that. Stick with that. Heaven and

00:38:59.510 --> 00:39:04.070
hell. Okay. Here is the theme songs when you

00:39:04.070 --> 00:39:07.949
walk into a room, WWE style, you know, when you

00:39:07.949 --> 00:39:12.469
jump in the cage and then all of a sudden there's

00:39:12.469 --> 00:39:15.610
a theme song playing. Well, if you're to have

00:39:15.610 --> 00:39:17.489
that every time you walk into a room, he wanted

00:39:17.489 --> 00:39:20.570
the top seven. We gave our top seven songs. So,

00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:23.409
like we always do, it's right back at Ronnie.

00:39:23.489 --> 00:39:27.929
We want to know his. His theme song list are

00:39:27.929 --> 00:39:33.849
as follows. Number seven, The Zoo by the Scorpions.

00:39:34.469 --> 00:39:37.030
That's a pretty... Nice. That's solid. Nice.

00:39:38.150 --> 00:39:45.869
Number six, Helter Skelter. Another nice one.

00:39:45.889 --> 00:39:53.010
Either Beatles or the Motley version. Okay. Okay.

00:39:53.010 --> 00:39:56.880
This is funny. Number five, The Hills Are Alive,

00:39:56.980 --> 00:40:02.679
Julie Andrews. Oh, my God. Think about it. Okay.

00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:05.260
At first, I thought he was joking. Oh, he's right.

00:40:05.460 --> 00:40:08.239
He's right. That would mind fuck someone. They'd

00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:14.679
be like, what the hell? Julie Andrews. Yes. Yeah.

00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:19.119
I personally love it now. Awesome. Awesome, Ronnie.

00:40:20.980 --> 00:40:25.510
Number four is Head Like a Hole. Which is a great

00:40:25.510 --> 00:40:32.070
one by Nine Inch Nails. Okay. Number three, Schism

00:40:32.070 --> 00:40:37.889
by Tool. Okay. That's a good one. That bass on

00:40:37.889 --> 00:40:42.250
it is crazy. Number two, Down With The Sickness

00:40:42.250 --> 00:40:48.650
by Disturbed. Okay. And number one, this one,

00:40:48.710 --> 00:40:51.510
it didn't do it for me, but Ronnie, you know

00:40:51.510 --> 00:40:54.300
what, man, if you like it, I like it. Okay. Jesus

00:40:54.300 --> 00:41:03.440
built my hot rod by ministry. So, cool? I'll

00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:07.519
give it to him. I give him, to me, look, it's

00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:11.119
all subject to how you feel. The Julie Andrews

00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:13.579
one was epic, actually. It took me a minute to

00:41:13.579 --> 00:41:18.019
figure it out. That was his ha -ha. Yeah. But

00:41:18.019 --> 00:41:22.130
schism, I can see. Sickness. Maybe if you like

00:41:22.130 --> 00:41:25.110
to stir that well. No, I can just take that.

00:41:26.269 --> 00:41:28.909
But Jesus Built My Hot Rod to me was just too

00:41:28.909 --> 00:41:33.170
here and there. You know what, Ronnie? He's awesome.

00:41:33.250 --> 00:41:35.710
You know what? That's your taste, Ronnie. Yes.

00:41:35.710 --> 00:41:37.030
That's your taste, Ronnie. We're not making fun

00:41:37.030 --> 00:41:39.090
of you, Ronnie. Thank you for the list. We're

00:41:39.090 --> 00:41:42.550
not putting you down none whatsoever. Thank you.

00:41:42.670 --> 00:41:44.630
But in return, you have to give us your favorite

00:41:44.630 --> 00:41:50.409
Black Sabbath album. Yep. All right. Rob and

00:41:50.409 --> 00:41:52.409
Mark, have you ever shit yourself as an adult?

00:41:52.769 --> 00:42:00.789
Brian and KCK. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I had the stomach

00:42:00.789 --> 00:42:03.650
flu. This actually wasn't too long ago because

00:42:03.650 --> 00:42:05.449
it started when Topher and I was broadcasting

00:42:05.449 --> 00:42:08.889
out there at the city market and I started vomiting.

00:42:10.090 --> 00:42:15.769
And it's all recorded, dude. Oh, my God. I've

00:42:15.769 --> 00:42:17.630
actually got a clip of it somewhere on here.

00:42:17.670 --> 00:42:20.519
I've got to find. It started there, and then

00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:23.400
I had to have Topher drive us back. Then I got

00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:26.739
home, and I was in bed for like two days. Oh,

00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:29.440
gosh. It was hell. And I guess you have, too,

00:42:29.539 --> 00:42:33.679
any back story on that you want to go to? Mine

00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:40.320
was mainly Mexican food and drinking. You had

00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:43.760
more fun getting there from there. Yeah. Yeah,

00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.159
mine was just a fucking stomach flu. I wish mine

00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:48.159
was Mexican food and drinking. At least I'd had

00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:55.300
some fun out of it. Okay. I wrote a poem for

00:42:55.300 --> 00:42:59.300
you guys. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your

00:42:59.300 --> 00:43:03.920
podcast sucks. Mitch in a secret bunker off the

00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:12.099
coast of Freeman Lake. A bunker off the coast

00:43:12.099 --> 00:43:16.579
of Freeman Lake. Mitch. Bunker. Thank you, Mitch.

00:43:16.860 --> 00:43:22.219
Love you. Thank you, Mitch. All right. Next one.

00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.699
Sure wish they still made Tab Cola. It tastes

00:43:24.699 --> 00:43:27.239
better than RC Cola. Tommy and Parsons, Kansas.

00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:31.079
You probably do like Tab. That's a sign of an

00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:33.219
asshole, isn't it? Anyone that likes Tab Cola

00:43:33.219 --> 00:43:35.219
is an asshole. They don't even sell it anymore.

00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:44.900
Call them something else. All right. What was

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:49.179
it? Oh, never mind. I can't say that on the air.

00:43:51.139 --> 00:43:53.880
It must be bad if you can't say it podcasting.

00:43:56.019 --> 00:44:00.800
All right. I'm going to be a nice guy. Okay.

00:44:01.380 --> 00:44:05.360
Good enough. Tommy, I hope they make Tab Cola

00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:08.980
again just for you. And Parsons, Kansas is one

00:44:08.980 --> 00:44:13.940
of the most boring towns ever. And put on your

00:44:13.940 --> 00:44:19.159
leg warmers and everything else. Yes. Do your

00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:21.900
flat stance look with your legs out. Yeah, yeah.

00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:29.539
Holding your hair. Oh, this next one. There's

00:44:29.539 --> 00:44:32.039
a couple more here. We got a lot of good emails.

00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:35.300
Okay. Hey, what about the bald knobbers? You

00:44:35.300 --> 00:44:37.550
got to skip right over them. Thelma in Kimberling

00:44:37.550 --> 00:44:41.570
City. She's right. The Bald Dobbers. Oh, love

00:44:41.570 --> 00:44:44.989
them. Yeah, down there in Steelyard Dollar City.

00:44:46.369 --> 00:44:49.269
Kimberling City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kimberling

00:44:49.269 --> 00:44:53.530
City. I moved here like those are from Reed Spring

00:44:53.530 --> 00:44:55.590
right up the street. Right up the street from

00:44:55.590 --> 00:44:59.010
Kimberling City. I love Kimberling City. Oh,

00:44:59.010 --> 00:45:01.289
it's gorgeous. Yeah, I used to. I love it right

00:45:01.289 --> 00:45:04.389
below the bridge there. So that water, you can

00:45:04.389 --> 00:45:07.719
see like eight foot down. Oh, I know. I used

00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:12.000
to go to that resort there, Kimberling Inn. Yeah.

00:45:12.539 --> 00:45:15.679
Yeah, yeah. In a sense, to me, it just went downhill.

00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:19.079
They had a giant tornado take off, take out that

00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.119
Motel 6 that was a part of it. And then after

00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:23.659
that, it just didn't seem like they were real

00:45:23.659 --> 00:45:25.420
interested in building that place up. They were

00:45:25.420 --> 00:45:28.000
supposed to put in a bunch of mini -golf, and

00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:32.000
they took out the tavern slash restaurant on

00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:34.599
grounds there. So then you couldn't just, like,

00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.679
you know, go around the resort smashed and not

00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:39.699
worrying about having to drive. You had to actually

00:45:39.699 --> 00:45:42.179
drive somewhere to get food. And that was like

00:45:42.179 --> 00:45:44.219
the first thing. And then it just seemed to me

00:45:44.219 --> 00:45:46.659
like they built the new condos in front of it

00:45:46.659 --> 00:45:48.119
and you didn't get a view of the lake anymore.

00:45:48.500 --> 00:45:51.800
So I don't go there anymore, needless to say.

00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:54.659
But, you know, I mean, maybe they, I haven't

00:45:54.659 --> 00:45:56.579
been there in a few years. Maybe they kind of,

00:45:56.579 --> 00:45:58.760
maybe they perked it back up. I hope they did

00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:02.579
because I used to love that place. So, all right.

00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:06.590
Then the next one. Remember I asked everybody

00:46:06.590 --> 00:46:09.670
about what they were doing instead of Johnny

00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:15.170
Dare, right? Right. Okay. Hey, guys. I just want

00:46:15.170 --> 00:46:18.349
Dare to podcast. No stupid -ass radio. Just me

00:46:18.349 --> 00:46:21.349
and the podcast, and I'm good. I'm sure his podcast

00:46:21.349 --> 00:46:25.250
will be very successful. Dave and KC. P .S. The

00:46:25.250 --> 00:46:28.690
Rock sucked, except for the morning show. Yeah,

00:46:28.730 --> 00:46:31.150
I think it would do very well. I don't know if

00:46:31.150 --> 00:46:34.550
he'll do it or not. He doesn't... Seemed to me

00:46:34.550 --> 00:46:36.650
like the podcast type, but I don't know. I mean,

00:46:36.690 --> 00:46:42.969
he might be. I mean, whether it's radio or podcasting

00:46:42.969 --> 00:46:44.489
or something, I hope that isn't the last we've

00:46:44.489 --> 00:46:46.769
heard of him. I hope he continues to go on, so

00:46:46.769 --> 00:46:50.469
we'll see. I personally think he likes to be

00:46:50.469 --> 00:46:54.329
in the public eye. Then he will probably do another

00:46:54.329 --> 00:46:57.650
show then, I guess. Yeah, that's my personal

00:46:57.650 --> 00:47:00.070
opinion. My prediction, our prediction is still

00:47:00.070 --> 00:47:03.599
the same, isn't it? 101 the Fox? 101 to Fox,

00:47:03.820 --> 00:47:06.800
eventually. Yeah, eventually when there's non

00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:11.119
-compete, whatever they do. Okay. Mark, I still

00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:13.360
listen to Fritz in late afternoon and evenings,

00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:16.400
but not nearly as much. I'm just not that focused

00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:19.239
on the station after the turn of events. John

00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:24.099
and Lathrop. I understand it. I understand it,

00:47:24.139 --> 00:47:26.900
too. And then this next one's kind of long -winded.

00:47:26.900 --> 00:47:28.940
It's about Dare, but they also went into some

00:47:28.940 --> 00:47:32.269
other stuff, so bear with me. But I do like the

00:47:32.269 --> 00:47:35.570
email. It's complimentary, and that's cool. I'm

00:47:35.570 --> 00:47:38.130
glad that they like what we do, and we thank

00:47:38.130 --> 00:47:40.250
you. Okay, Mark, you have a very distinctive

00:47:40.250 --> 00:47:42.170
voice. I feel like I've heard you on the radio

00:47:42.170 --> 00:47:44.750
numerous times before. I know you've never been

00:47:44.750 --> 00:47:46.610
on the dial, but you just sound so familiar.

00:47:46.789 --> 00:47:48.929
I hear that all the time. I have a very distinct

00:47:48.929 --> 00:47:52.110
voice, I know. I really love what you guys are

00:47:52.110 --> 00:47:54.389
doing. I know you feel like a lesser talented,

00:47:54.530 --> 00:47:57.369
lower cost version of a 90s type rock radio show.

00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.019
But I listened and was a fan of all those guys

00:48:00.019 --> 00:48:02.239
you have mentioned in the past. I was there.

00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:05.719
I listened. I was a fan of. You could have never.

00:48:06.980 --> 00:48:09.480
Oh, no, no. You could have held your own with

00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:11.760
any of those guys. Actually find your hit and

00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:14.360
run material refreshing to the older, more shocking

00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:17.019
style. I think with a little bit more promotion,

00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:19.059
this could be a big hit with certain audiences.

00:48:19.699 --> 00:48:22.360
The ideas of your regular show fillers are unique.

00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.099
I think he's talking about our bits and bumpers

00:48:24.099 --> 00:48:27.820
show fillers. Yeah. Yeah, well, thank you. I

00:48:27.820 --> 00:48:30.000
mean, I think they're unique. You think they're

00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:33.460
unique, right, Rob? Yeah, yeah. They're kind

00:48:33.460 --> 00:48:35.739
of fringe of what other people used to do, but

00:48:35.739 --> 00:48:38.420
with our own little kick on it, I mean, we're

00:48:38.420 --> 00:48:42.000
pretty happy with them. By the way, I have Spotify

00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:44.099
and no longer listen to The Rock without Johnny.

00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:46.699
I never really listened that much after a show

00:48:46.699 --> 00:48:50.219
anyhow. When I got in my car after work, I don't

00:48:50.219 --> 00:48:52.420
have The Rock tuned in because of the lack of

00:48:52.420 --> 00:48:56.000
their show. Laszlo would even get a bump. From

00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.059
me, because sometimes I left it on for a bit

00:48:58.059 --> 00:49:00.780
until they bored the hell out of me. Now it's

00:49:00.780 --> 00:49:02.940
just me and Spotify. Kind of long -winded, I

00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:05.920
know. Terry and Toganoxie. Terry, thank you very

00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.719
much. Very, very much. Thank you, Terry. Well,

00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.179
living in Toganoxie, you've got a long drive

00:49:11.179 --> 00:49:15.739
anyway, so I understand. Yes, yeah. Toganoxie

00:49:15.739 --> 00:49:19.679
is a long ways from anywhere. Yeah, I understand.

00:49:19.980 --> 00:49:25.159
You've got to have your radio. Yeah. Yeah, Terry,

00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:29.539
thank you. And thank you, Terry. Thank you very

00:49:29.539 --> 00:49:31.840
much. You know, all the times we sit there and

00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:33.780
wonder if stuff's good or not, anytime someone

00:49:33.780 --> 00:49:37.420
like Terry bothers to write and say something

00:49:37.420 --> 00:49:40.219
like that, it just makes you feel much better.

00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:43.059
We're trying to do what we're trying to do, and

00:49:43.059 --> 00:49:45.340
that's it. We're not trying to be anyone else.

00:49:45.380 --> 00:49:48.940
We know we're not anyone else. We're two normal

00:49:48.940 --> 00:49:51.539
guys, just like everybody that's listening to

00:49:51.539 --> 00:49:53.960
us. Yeah, yeah, and all we're trying to do is

00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:57.420
give somebody some money. We make an hourly wage.

00:49:57.820 --> 00:50:01.519
Yes, yep, and we do this on our spare time because

00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:03.480
we like doing it because of the passion behind

00:50:03.480 --> 00:50:07.099
it. We're not making a dime off of it, and, you

00:50:07.099 --> 00:50:09.940
know, quite frankly, we don't care. But, Terry,

00:50:10.019 --> 00:50:12.159
thank you, because any time we get anything like

00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.840
this, honestly, isn't it a boost? Don't you just

00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:18.400
feel much better? Yeah, it makes me feel good.

00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.760
Yeah, and it makes me want to put more into the

00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.840
show. Yeah, yes. Thank you, Rob. That's a perfect

00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:28.860
way of describing it right there. It re -energizes

00:50:28.860 --> 00:50:30.639
us because then we're like, you know what? We're

00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:32.800
going to get better. Whenever we hear that, first

00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:35.159
thing I think is, we haven't even reached what

00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:37.059
we're going to be. I think that's with our email

00:50:37.059 --> 00:50:42.699
response that is outrageous. I think that's what's

00:50:42.699 --> 00:50:44.960
happening to us because I feel we're getting

00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:48.239
better and better. I do, too. And like you said,

00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:51.780
Our best segment is the emails. The people that

00:50:51.780 --> 00:50:55.800
listen to this, they're fantastic. I mean, this

00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:58.380
is exactly who we wanted listening to us from

00:50:58.380 --> 00:51:00.659
the beginning. People like this, interesting

00:51:00.659 --> 00:51:02.820
people that have an interesting view on life,

00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:07.059
they have interesting things to say. So, thank

00:51:07.059 --> 00:51:12.860
you, Terry. Very much appreciated. And also,

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:17.679
all my life I could never prank anybody because

00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:21.659
I have this fucking voice. So, yeah, I know I

00:51:21.659 --> 00:51:23.039
sound familiar to everybody. Everybody thinks

00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:27.659
they heard me before. So, anyhow, Rob, you got

00:51:27.659 --> 00:51:31.860
something? Yeah, I do. I'm going to take us back

00:51:31.860 --> 00:51:36.059
40 years. All right, sounds good. Almost 40 years.

00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:43.380
I would have felt much better. It's been almost

00:51:43.380 --> 00:51:47.500
40 years since Emilio Estevez first drew his...

00:51:47.690 --> 00:51:51.750
Revolvers, Billy the Kid, and the iconic Western

00:51:51.750 --> 00:52:00.090
Young Deaths. Wow. 40 years. Yeah. Going on 40

00:52:00.090 --> 00:52:02.829
years. Okay, that didn't make me feel any younger.

00:52:04.210 --> 00:52:07.210
Huh? That didn't make me feel any younger. Go

00:52:07.210 --> 00:52:12.329
ahead. No, but I think you're going to like what

00:52:12.329 --> 00:52:16.929
I got to say. No, I'm joking around. After a

00:52:16.929 --> 00:52:20.250
visit to New Mexico State Capitol on Thursday

00:52:20.250 --> 00:52:25.349
during Film and Media Day to announce that he'll

00:52:25.349 --> 00:52:29.210
be coming back to where it all started to film

00:52:29.210 --> 00:52:36.010
the next installment of the franchise. Wow. He'll

00:52:36.010 --> 00:52:41.989
direct Young Guns 3, Dead or Alive, and will

00:52:41.989 --> 00:52:47.280
star again as the famous outlaw. includes original

00:52:47.280 --> 00:52:51.360
members Lou Donovan Phillips and Christian Slater.

00:52:52.139 --> 00:52:59.420
No Emilio Estevez? Huh? No Estevez in it? No.

00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:02.579
No, he's coming back as Billy the Kid. Oh, he

00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:05.280
is? Okay. Sorry, I'm on Percocet. I probably

00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:11.559
missed that. I'm sorry. Estevez said during a

00:53:11.559 --> 00:53:15.139
news conference that he's heard jokes. about

00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:20.760
whether the title should be Old Guns. The first

00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:25.519
Young Guns premiered in 1988. Its success resulted

00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:30.059
in a sequel that followed two years later. Both

00:53:30.059 --> 00:53:34.900
were filmed in New Mexico. The state has a long

00:53:34.900 --> 00:53:38.619
history in the movie -making business. Its stunning

00:53:38.619 --> 00:53:41.860
and rugged landscapes were a popular backdrop

00:53:41.860 --> 00:53:49.230
for westerns John Wayne. Western starring John

00:53:49.230 --> 00:53:53.230
Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, and Kirk

00:53:53.230 --> 00:53:57.269
Douglas. It's new home to production hubs for

00:53:57.269 --> 00:54:02.829
Netflix and NBCUniversal. Governor Michelle Grissom

00:54:02.829 --> 00:54:06.590
on Thursday highlighted Young Guns as one of

00:54:06.590 --> 00:54:09.969
the films that helped to establish the state

00:54:09.969 --> 00:54:15.130
as a premier filming destination. saying the

00:54:15.130 --> 00:54:18.869
next one will add to the legacy. The production

00:54:18.869 --> 00:54:22.949
represents exactly what our film incentives are

00:54:22.949 --> 00:54:26.750
designed to attract, high -quality projects to

00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:30.989
create jobs for new Mexicans while showcasing

00:54:30.989 --> 00:54:37.570
our state's extraordinary beauty. Very cool.

00:54:38.610 --> 00:54:43.570
Yeah. So they're coming out with A Young Gunster.

00:54:44.319 --> 00:54:46.840
And what was the title again? Young Guns 3, what?

00:54:48.340 --> 00:54:51.460
Dead or Alive. Dead or Alive. Wow, cool, with

00:54:51.460 --> 00:54:55.260
all the originals. Just like the song. I wonder

00:54:55.260 --> 00:54:56.840
if they're going to feature that song or not.

00:54:58.219 --> 00:55:01.840
I almost bet they do. I bet you they do, too.

00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:04.280
And it'd be that crowd. It'd be people like us

00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:07.559
watching it, I bet. Wow, that's very cool, man.

00:55:07.780 --> 00:55:09.199
That's good to know. That's something to look

00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:12.550
forward to. That was a great, great movie. Both

00:55:12.550 --> 00:55:14.369
of them. Glad they're coming out with another.

00:55:15.349 --> 00:55:18.409
Let's take our second break, and then we'll come

00:55:18.409 --> 00:55:24.210
right back. Sounds good. Okay, sounds good. Our

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00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:03.980
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what something came about? Have you ever looked

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at something and said, hmm, I wonder what the

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dates back to ancient Greece and Rome and is

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named for its resemblance to a goat's beard.

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history, including Uncle Sam, Henry M. Hoyt,

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and Mr. Spock. The gob ham was often depicted

00:57:30.349 --> 00:57:32.730
with a goatee, and in medieval and renaissance

00:57:32.730 --> 00:57:35.489
art, Satan was depicted with a goatee as well.

00:57:35.789 --> 00:57:38.889
The goatee became popular again in the 1940s

00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:41.969
as a defining trait of the beatniks and jazz

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musicians. It fell out of favor again in the

00:57:44.349 --> 00:57:47.849
1960s, but became fashionable again in the 1990s

00:57:47.849 --> 00:57:51.289
and 2000s. The term goatee originated in the

00:57:51.289 --> 00:57:53.690
late 20th century. It was originally called a

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00:58:56.940 --> 00:59:08.659
the audio equivalent to the meat sweats. Two

00:59:08.659 --> 00:59:15.880
douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark. And I'm

00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:18.679
Rob. I am the Kansas City end of this, and what

00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:23.219
are you? I will say it's a little place called

00:59:23.219 --> 00:59:30.440
Lake of the Ozarks. All right. Okay, so let's

00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:33.880
see here. Okay, Rob, I got a question for you.

00:59:33.900 --> 00:59:36.099
You live down there at Lake of the Ozarks. How

00:59:36.099 --> 00:59:38.239
close was that tornado over to the east side

00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:44.079
of you the other night? Are you talking about

00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:50.440
Friday night? Yeah. Okay, well, just so you know,

00:59:50.460 --> 01:00:03.840
down here, we were not worried about Luckily,

01:00:05.619 --> 01:00:08.880
later in the evening, it put out a lot of the

01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:17.940
fires. Actually, I have a couple stories here.

01:00:19.820 --> 01:00:27.730
We're talking about the same storm. Uh -huh,

01:00:27.750 --> 01:00:30.170
and also fires before that and a blizzard just

01:00:30.170 --> 01:00:34.150
to the north of us. Well, before that, we had

01:00:34.150 --> 01:00:37.349
a bunch of wildfires. Yeah. It wasn't just our

01:00:37.349 --> 01:00:40.309
county. No, there's all over southern Missouri,

01:00:40.489 --> 01:00:43.630
all over Kansas, southern Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas,

01:00:43.989 --> 01:00:48.309
Arkansas. Yeah, they, yeah. Friday afternoon,

01:00:48.590 --> 01:00:52.389
Friday afternoon, our shop started filling up

01:00:52.389 --> 01:00:56.889
with smoke. Wow. There was an actual fire. at

01:00:56.889 --> 01:01:01.829
the Campton Airport. And that's pretty close

01:01:01.829 --> 01:01:04.670
to the shop, I remember you saying. That wasn't

01:01:04.670 --> 01:01:08.269
the big one. The big one was over around Max

01:01:08.269 --> 01:01:17.670
Creek. Okay. There was several homes lost. That's

01:01:17.670 --> 01:01:21.789
two. They're saying it pretty much started by

01:01:21.789 --> 01:01:29.960
power lines. Uh -huh. in different spots. And

01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:36.539
then it just started jumping. Wow. Yeah, and

01:01:36.539 --> 01:01:41.960
it caught, okay, our property line at work is

01:01:41.960 --> 01:01:46.619
the property line of the airport. The landing

01:01:46.619 --> 01:01:50.119
strip is literally right behind us. Oh, wow.

01:01:51.059 --> 01:01:55.039
We watch planes come in all day long, you know.

01:01:55.500 --> 01:02:02.750
That's kind of cool. There was another, the main

01:02:02.750 --> 01:02:05.670
fire was out like around Max Creek. There was

01:02:05.670 --> 01:02:09.809
like 500 acres. Wow. And did you say some houses

01:02:09.809 --> 01:02:14.150
were destroyed? Yeah, 15 to 25 buildings were

01:02:14.150 --> 01:02:37.010
destroyed. Oh, man. Wow, that's a bad fire. The

01:02:37.010 --> 01:02:42.250
Hart Creek Nature Area near Hartsburg, they were

01:02:42.250 --> 01:02:47.789
evacuated. Kent County down around Salem near

01:02:47.789 --> 01:02:52.369
the Indian Trail Conservation Area of the Mark

01:02:52.369 --> 01:02:57.809
Twain Forest, that fire burned 750 acres and

01:02:57.809 --> 01:03:01.309
destroyed two homes, four vehicles, and two outbuildings.

01:03:02.590 --> 01:03:09.190
Wow. No fatalities or injuries have been reported.

01:03:09.710 --> 01:03:14.590
That is the best thing. Wow. Yeah, that's the

01:03:14.590 --> 01:03:40.769
thing. You guys, let's see. It was by the grace

01:03:40.769 --> 01:03:44.329
of God, honestly. There would have been much

01:03:44.329 --> 01:03:47.969
more. But meanwhile, Rolla, Missouri. A lot more

01:03:47.969 --> 01:03:53.590
homes would have been lost. Yeah. And then on

01:03:53.590 --> 01:03:56.190
the other flip side of it, Rolla, Missouri, down

01:03:56.190 --> 01:03:59.650
near Springfield, were torn up by big tornadoes.

01:03:59.650 --> 01:04:04.329
And St. Louis. Okay, well, Rolla's down there

01:04:04.329 --> 01:04:08.949
by Salem. Yeah, and St. Louis, too. They also

01:04:08.949 --> 01:04:12.730
got it now, too, that whole area. And Springfield

01:04:12.730 --> 01:04:15.730
also. So, yeah, that was a hell of a storm system.

01:04:15.809 --> 01:04:18.050
It was very peculiar because there's a blizzard

01:04:18.050 --> 01:04:21.869
north, fire south, and east and west were severe

01:04:21.869 --> 01:04:25.309
thunderstorms. It was crazy. So, all right, I

01:04:25.309 --> 01:04:27.070
just thought I'd get a little report on that.

01:04:27.130 --> 01:04:31.489
Thank you, Rob. Okay, I've got this story here

01:04:31.489 --> 01:04:35.150
that's interesting. A lady decided she was going

01:04:35.150 --> 01:04:36.809
to start living off the grid, and here's how

01:04:36.809 --> 01:04:39.230
she did it. She said, I live rent -free in a

01:04:39.230 --> 01:04:42.889
shipping container and only spend $330 per month.

01:04:43.090 --> 01:04:44.809
And she's not the only one doing this. A lot

01:04:44.809 --> 01:04:48.070
of people are doing this. People's heads aren't

01:04:48.070 --> 01:04:50.510
the only places that can live rent -free. An

01:04:50.510 --> 01:04:54.230
enterprising Scottish woman is bypassing extraordinary

01:04:54.230 --> 01:04:59.090
housing costs by living rent -free in a shipping

01:04:59.090 --> 01:05:02.190
container, where her expenses total just over

01:05:02.190 --> 01:05:06.190
$330 a month. It's amazing to see my ideas coming

01:05:06.190 --> 01:05:09.130
together, Robin Swan, 33, told Southwest News,

01:05:09.250 --> 01:05:11.829
service of her unconventional living arrangement.

01:05:12.190 --> 01:05:14.869
It's quite tolling on your body, but I'd like

01:05:14.869 --> 01:05:17.210
to keep living off the grid as long as I can.

01:05:17.329 --> 01:05:19.849
The minimalist, whose goal is to become fully

01:05:19.849 --> 01:05:23.110
self -sufficient, gets by on the cheap by growing

01:05:23.110 --> 01:05:26.809
crops, raising animals, and even harvesting rainwater.

01:05:27.630 --> 01:05:29.829
The Scotswoman's dream of living off the grid

01:05:29.829 --> 01:05:32.750
began in 2023 when she moved out of her home,

01:05:32.869 --> 01:05:35.630
sold all of her possessions, including her car,

01:05:35.710 --> 01:05:38.289
furniture, and TV, and remortgaged her house

01:05:38.289 --> 01:05:40.590
so she could buy a seven -acre plot of land near

01:05:40.590 --> 01:05:44.389
Sterling for around $240 ,000. She then dropped

01:05:44.389 --> 01:05:48.070
another $5 ,400 having a 40 -by -8 -foot shipping

01:05:48.070 --> 01:05:51.809
container erected on the land for her and her

01:05:51.809 --> 01:05:55.389
partner Luke, 29 to live in. Once I bought the

01:05:55.389 --> 01:05:58.949
land, we didn't even start in a caravan. We moved

01:05:58.949 --> 01:06:01.610
straight into the container and built it around

01:06:01.610 --> 01:06:04.329
us, said Swan, who quickly got to work outfitting

01:06:04.329 --> 01:06:08.829
her dwellings. Anyhow, they've been living there

01:06:08.829 --> 01:06:11.929
for a few years now, and it's going very well.

01:06:13.469 --> 01:06:15.869
She said that she doesn't mind living in a box.

01:06:16.380 --> 01:06:19.360
and that she is a full -time dog walker, and

01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:21.079
that's how she makes her money, and she can live

01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:23.760
comfortably off of it. She makes her money dog

01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:27.360
walking off the Facebook marketplace, and she

01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:33.179
gets about $6 ,500 a month, I guess. A month?

01:06:33.440 --> 01:06:36.500
Yeah, okay, that's not bad. I mean, for dog walking,

01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:39.599
she later on... How long more money did I make?

01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.619
Wow, and she only spends $3 .30? Gosh, I bet

01:06:43.619 --> 01:06:45.960
she can put away a lot of money. It doesn't sound

01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:49.099
like she spends it. Anyhow, she has a fridge,

01:06:49.219 --> 01:06:51.400
a freezer, and even a full bathroom with a working

01:06:51.400 --> 01:06:59.159
shower and a waterless toilet. Huh? That doesn't

01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:07.420
sound good at all. A waterless toilet. Hmm. It's

01:07:07.420 --> 01:07:09.639
got to be done with air pressure, I guess, right?

01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:14.719
You know, you've got buckets of water down the

01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:22.940
toilet every time. I don't know. In other words,

01:07:23.139 --> 01:07:28.039
she just don't have water to the toilet. My opinion.

01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:45.050
Yeah. Yeah. I've been with her. Okay. Off Marketplace.

01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:52.010
Off Marketplace. Okay. Wow. You know, it was

01:07:52.010 --> 01:07:53.889
just like, what was the business the other day

01:07:53.889 --> 01:07:56.230
we were talking about that took no startup at

01:07:56.230 --> 01:08:01.510
all? I can't remember now. Oh, what was it? Yeah,

01:08:01.510 --> 01:08:05.349
it was some weird one. Yeah. I can't remember.

01:08:06.110 --> 01:08:09.210
Yeah, I can't either. Oh, well. Rob, we turn

01:08:09.210 --> 01:08:15.889
to you. I'm going to go a totally different direction

01:08:15.889 --> 01:08:21.270
here. Cool. Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship

01:08:21.270 --> 01:08:26.029
has picked up the son of the late great boxer

01:08:26.029 --> 01:08:31.409
Tommy the Duke Morrison. I didn't know he had

01:08:31.409 --> 01:08:36.310
a son. Okay. I did not either. Cool. Wait till

01:08:36.310 --> 01:08:42.949
you hear it. Okay. Kenzie Morrison. is a 34 -year

01:08:42.949 --> 01:08:46.850
-old heavyweight boxer with an impressive record

01:08:46.850 --> 01:08:54.970
of 22 wins, one loss, and two ties with 20 KOs.

01:08:56.569 --> 01:09:00.369
Cool. An exciting knockout artist just like his

01:09:00.369 --> 01:09:03.810
father, the former heavyweight world champion.

01:09:04.569 --> 01:09:08.840
13 of Morris' knockouts. came in the very first

01:09:08.840 --> 01:09:11.859
round, making him a force to be reckoned with.

01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:17.979
On Tuesday, the BKSC announced they had signed

01:09:17.979 --> 01:09:23.539
Morrison to a multi -fight contract. We're very

01:09:23.539 --> 01:09:27.520
excited to announce the signing of Kenzie Morrison.

01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:33.760
Boss David Thelman said in a press release, I've

01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:37.810
watched his ascent. and professional boxing,

01:09:38.069 --> 01:09:42.050
I believe his powerful striking will translate

01:09:42.050 --> 01:09:48.710
perfectly in our deep heavyweight division. Morris

01:09:48.710 --> 01:09:52.109
had last fought November where he scored a first

01:09:52.109 --> 01:09:58.489
round knockout over Jackson DeSantos. The pro

01:09:58.489 --> 01:10:02.470
boxer enters the BKFC heavyweight championship

01:10:02.470 --> 01:10:10.140
at a very interesting time. UFC veteran Ben Rothwell

01:10:10.140 --> 01:10:23.739
winning the title in January. Cool. Yeah. Wow.

01:10:24.260 --> 01:10:34.680
And Tommy passed away back in 2013. Wow. His

01:10:34.680 --> 01:10:37.359
widow lived, right? I mean, she'd be his widow.

01:10:38.500 --> 01:10:41.899
Yeah. Okay, so the son's mom is still alive.

01:10:42.140 --> 01:10:45.380
And I didn't mention that about her. I'm pretty

01:10:45.380 --> 01:10:49.140
sure she lived. She did not get AIDS or HIV even.

01:10:50.439 --> 01:10:55.579
Okay. Wow. All right, thanks. I will have a lookout

01:10:55.579 --> 01:10:57.880
for him. I wonder what he looks like. I'll have

01:10:57.880 --> 01:11:00.359
to look that up. What if he looks like Tommy

01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:06.020
Gunn, Tommy Morrison? Well, it was this picture

01:11:06.020 --> 01:11:15.260
I'm looking at. Uh -huh. And down below it says

01:11:15.260 --> 01:11:22.180
Timmy Morrison Official -Instagram. It looks

01:11:22.180 --> 01:11:26.939
just like Tommy Morrison back in the 80s. Oh,

01:11:26.939 --> 01:11:37.510
how cool. All right. He's got the little... Yeah,

01:11:37.510 --> 01:11:41.770
yeah. Look him up, dude. I will. He looks just

01:11:41.770 --> 01:11:44.270
like his daddy. I'll have to do it later because

01:11:44.270 --> 01:11:47.130
I'm one -armed right now, but okay. Right, no,

01:11:47.250 --> 01:11:52.029
I understand. He looks just like his daddy. Listen,

01:11:52.170 --> 01:11:56.770
I know I saw Tommy Morrison get his ass beat

01:11:56.770 --> 01:11:58.710
in Westport. I think I told everybody about that.

01:11:59.130 --> 01:12:00.930
But I still liked the guy. I mean, I knew he

01:12:00.930 --> 01:12:02.930
could be an asshole. I mean, everybody kind of

01:12:02.930 --> 01:12:04.590
knew that that lived around Kansas City that

01:12:04.590 --> 01:12:06.810
ever had anything to do with any of the entertainment

01:12:06.810 --> 01:12:10.069
districts around here knew that he would get

01:12:10.069 --> 01:12:12.770
drunk and do stupid shit. But I was still a fan

01:12:12.770 --> 01:12:14.569
of him, and I think it's cool that his son is

01:12:14.569 --> 01:12:16.250
coming back and doing something like that and

01:12:16.250 --> 01:12:18.670
looks just like him. That's pretty cool. Yeah,

01:12:18.670 --> 01:12:25.050
if that is the picture of his son, it looks just

01:12:25.050 --> 01:12:29.420
like him back in the 80s. Okay, cool. Let me

01:12:29.420 --> 01:12:33.800
see. I'm trying to do it one -handed. Here, bear

01:12:33.800 --> 01:12:45.439
with me. Kenzie Morrison. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my

01:12:45.439 --> 01:12:51.260
gosh. Identical. Identical. That's fucking cool.

01:12:51.380 --> 01:12:53.199
If you've seen him walking down the road, you'd

01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:55.100
think, oh, my God, that guy looks just like him.

01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:59.779
That guy was Tommy Morrison. Yes. Back in the

01:12:59.779 --> 01:13:03.340
80s. Even his body structure, everything. Yeah.

01:13:05.399 --> 01:13:10.539
Wow, that's fucking cool. Yeah, like you said,

01:13:10.579 --> 01:13:13.920
even the bangs. The little curly offshoots. Yeah.

01:13:14.300 --> 01:13:17.500
Back the way Tommy Morrison looked in the 80s.

01:13:17.500 --> 01:13:23.880
Just like him. Wow. Thank you, Rob. Let's see

01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:27.659
here. Do you want to hear about a four -year

01:13:27.659 --> 01:13:30.539
-old boy that calls 911 after a bad mom eats

01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:34.880
his ice cream? Yes, I do. Okay, little bastard.

01:13:35.479 --> 01:13:37.859
The incident occurred last Tuesday in the town

01:13:37.859 --> 01:13:40.939
of Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, located seven miles

01:13:40.939 --> 01:13:44.720
west of Racine, which is near Milwaukee, when

01:13:44.720 --> 01:13:47.260
police were contacted by a four -year -old boy

01:13:47.260 --> 01:13:50.920
who said his mom being bad, according to a statement

01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:52.899
released by the Village of Mount Pleasant Police

01:13:52.899 --> 01:13:57.909
Department last week. Officer Gardinet and Officer

01:13:57.909 --> 01:14:01.829
Ostergaard, they got some easy names up there,

01:14:01.890 --> 01:14:04.729
don't they, were dispatched for a 9 -11 hang

01:14:04.729 --> 01:14:07.529
-up, authorities said. A little boy called 911

01:14:07.529 --> 01:14:10.149
saying his mom was being bad and needed to go

01:14:10.149 --> 01:14:13.010
to jail. When officers arrived at their home,

01:14:13.130 --> 01:14:15.449
the young boy said his mom ate his ice cream

01:14:15.449 --> 01:14:17.789
and needed to go to jail for it. He also told

01:14:17.789 --> 01:14:19.970
police that he no longer wanted her to go to

01:14:19.970 --> 01:14:23.010
jail and he just wanted some ice cream. Sounds

01:14:23.010 --> 01:14:26.720
reasonable, right? Like, hey, that whole jail

01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:28.579
thing, don't send her to jail. Just give me some

01:14:28.579 --> 01:14:30.539
ice cream, okay? And we can just forget about

01:14:30.539 --> 01:14:32.140
it, okay? We just go ahead and call it good.

01:14:32.380 --> 01:14:35.159
I like his bargaining. The good -spirited officers

01:14:35.159 --> 01:14:37.319
subsequently left the home once they verified

01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:40.079
that this was indeed the reason why they had

01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:43.020
been called out. But they returned back the next

01:14:43.020 --> 01:14:45.060
day, this time to surprise the boy with some

01:14:45.060 --> 01:14:47.880
ice cream. After deciding he didn't want mom

01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:50.710
in trouble anymore, police said. The responding

01:14:50.710 --> 01:14:52.510
officers weren't the only ones to find humor

01:14:52.510 --> 01:14:56.329
in the situation either. And I'm one -handed

01:14:56.329 --> 01:14:58.170
here, so bear with me. It takes me a minute to

01:14:58.170 --> 01:15:01.569
get through this stuff. I'm not saying he's right.

01:15:01.710 --> 01:15:04.270
All I'm saying is I understand, said one person

01:15:04.270 --> 01:15:06.470
responding to the Village of Mount Pleasant Police

01:15:06.470 --> 01:15:09.130
Department's post about the incident on social

01:15:09.130 --> 01:15:11.710
media. At least he knows how to call for help,

01:15:11.810 --> 01:15:14.189
said another response. That's true, right? He

01:15:14.189 --> 01:15:16.489
knows if he gets in trouble, I mean, it may have

01:15:16.489 --> 01:15:19.090
been, yeah. It could save someone's life one

01:15:19.090 --> 01:15:21.409
day. The officers involved even took a picture

01:15:21.409 --> 01:15:23.109
with the four -year -old after the whole incident

01:15:23.109 --> 01:15:26.489
was over and were able to find humor in the situation.

01:15:28.010 --> 01:15:31.750
Now, Rob, I got a question for you. How bad would

01:15:31.750 --> 01:15:33.350
you have got your ass kicked if you did that

01:15:33.350 --> 01:15:40.390
to your mom? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Look, I know times

01:15:40.390 --> 01:15:43.569
have changed, but, I mean, I wouldn't be able

01:15:43.569 --> 01:15:45.689
to sit for three years. Thank you. Are they?

01:15:45.869 --> 01:15:50.789
Oh, no. Yeah. And when mom got done with us,

01:15:50.869 --> 01:15:53.390
daddy come home from work and get a hold of us.

01:15:55.909 --> 01:16:19.770
Oh, that's true. to judge how bad a day your

01:16:19.770 --> 01:16:22.310
dad had at work that day, to see how bad you're

01:16:22.310 --> 01:16:25.869
going to get your ass kicked. No, I just stay

01:16:25.869 --> 01:16:28.909
here. Oh, no, I used to peek out the window.

01:16:29.270 --> 01:16:32.409
I used to be like, oh, shit, oh, man. Oh, he's

01:16:32.409 --> 01:16:34.590
got that grimace on his face. His boss is screwing

01:16:34.590 --> 01:16:36.250
with him all day, and now little Marky's being

01:16:36.250 --> 01:16:39.550
a dick. Oh, I was like, oh, man, this is it.

01:16:39.909 --> 01:16:42.590
This is it. I'm too young to die. This is it.

01:16:43.350 --> 01:16:47.329
So, anyhow. You know, and all I could do at that

01:16:47.329 --> 01:16:48.970
point, if I looked out and my dad looked like

01:16:48.970 --> 01:16:51.250
he was having a very bad day, was try to plea

01:16:51.250 --> 01:16:53.409
bargain with my mom. Oh, come on, man. Look at

01:16:53.409 --> 01:16:55.029
him. He's mad already. He's going to kill me.

01:16:55.050 --> 01:16:57.489
Please, I'll never do shit again. I'll be the

01:16:57.489 --> 01:17:01.289
perfect boy. Usually, I was like, no, by that

01:17:01.289 --> 01:17:04.590
time. Wasn't it about the time that you heard,

01:17:04.729 --> 01:17:06.750
wait until your dad gets home. That was it. There

01:17:06.750 --> 01:17:10.010
was no more discussion. Yeah, that was it. Yeah.

01:17:11.609 --> 01:17:13.989
I remember one time I saw the neighbor. He went

01:17:13.989 --> 01:17:16.810
to the ice cream man. And he told his mom, he

01:17:16.810 --> 01:17:19.829
told the ice cream man that his mom said to charge

01:17:19.829 --> 01:17:23.229
it. So I sneak over there. I'm like, hmm, that

01:17:23.229 --> 01:17:27.050
worked pretty well. So his mom did say he could

01:17:27.050 --> 01:17:30.130
charge it. My mom did not agree to that. Although

01:17:30.130 --> 01:17:32.090
I did go up to the ice cream man and I said,

01:17:32.130 --> 01:17:35.149
yeah, I'll take a pack of whatever. And I said,

01:17:35.170 --> 01:17:40.970
my mom said to charge it. Okay. So in the meanwhile,

01:17:41.149 --> 01:17:42.949
while he's going up to talk to my mom about the

01:17:42.949 --> 01:17:45.630
charge. I took a bite out of every one of those

01:17:45.630 --> 01:17:49.750
ice cream bars so it couldn't be returned. Oh

01:17:49.750 --> 01:17:55.270
boy, did I get my ass whipped. I bet. Yeah. Yep,

01:17:55.270 --> 01:17:59.710
that's what kind of little asshole I was. Anyhow,

01:17:59.710 --> 01:18:03.510
Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. I'll tell

01:18:03.510 --> 01:18:07.170
you what. You give me my choice from time to

01:18:07.170 --> 01:18:09.170
time. I'm going to give you your choice. Okay.

01:18:10.970 --> 01:18:19.420
You want to, uh... Yeah. Yeah, that does sound

01:18:19.420 --> 01:18:22.939
good. That sounds really good, actually. Please.

01:18:29.020 --> 01:18:42.550
I want to hear the whacked out, dude. Give me

01:18:42.550 --> 01:18:46.710
just a second. Okay, that's fine. Hold up. Or

01:18:46.710 --> 01:19:05.390
you can do both of them if you want. Tommy Morrison,

01:19:05.630 --> 01:19:09.189
well, not Tommy Morrison Jr., but... Kenzie Morrison

01:19:09.189 --> 01:19:11.770
is trying to fight Jake Paul currently. Did you

01:19:11.770 --> 01:19:21.130
know that? No, I did not. Yeah, I see this article

01:19:21.130 --> 01:19:25.989
right here. He's born in 1990. He's an American

01:19:25.989 --> 01:19:33.310
professional boxer. Yeah, I'm pulling mine up.

01:19:33.350 --> 01:19:35.430
You've got to forgive me. Okay, that's fine.

01:19:37.260 --> 01:19:39.560
I don't know if I could even do goat noises tonight.

01:19:39.640 --> 01:19:41.260
You want to hear about the whacked out dude,

01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:43.720
huh? You know what? You can go ahead with the

01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:45.279
other one. It doesn't matter. Either one of them.

01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:49.359
No, I'll do the whacked out dude. Okay. It's

01:19:49.359 --> 01:19:56.119
pretty gruesome. Okay. A crazy Florida man who

01:19:56.119 --> 01:19:59.800
chopped off a chunk of flesh from a cop's skull

01:19:59.800 --> 01:20:03.680
at a local music festival and then complained

01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:14.289
hair was stuck in his teeth. Just six years?

01:20:20.369 --> 01:20:34.279
Wow. Rob, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. James

01:20:34.279 --> 01:20:38.520
Anderson, 37, was sentenced Monday for sinking

01:20:38.520 --> 01:20:41.859
his teeth into the head of a Holmes County Sheriff's

01:20:41.859 --> 01:20:47.100
deputy, ripping off a hunk of scalp, and exposing

01:20:47.100 --> 01:20:51.760
the cop's skull at Soul Fest in Ponce de Leon

01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:57.760
on May 5, 2024, according to the state attorney's

01:20:57.760 --> 01:21:03.810
office. Violence against our local law enforcement

01:21:03.810 --> 01:21:07.510
officers will not be tolerated, and criminals

01:21:07.510 --> 01:21:10.989
that make the choice to do so will be held responsible,

01:21:11.310 --> 01:21:15.250
Chief Prosecutor Jason Cook said in a statement.

01:21:16.090 --> 01:21:19.069
This is the most severe bite wound I have ever

01:21:19.069 --> 01:21:23.369
seen in my career as a prosecutor, and this defendant

01:21:23.369 --> 01:21:26.430
is going to spend the next several years in prison

01:21:26.430 --> 01:21:33.409
paying for his violent actions. was working as

01:21:33.409 --> 01:21:36.609
a volunteer at the Four Day Music and Arts Festival

01:21:36.609 --> 01:21:40.050
when he tried to snatch his deputy's gun from

01:21:40.050 --> 01:21:44.970
his holster before savagely biting down on his

01:21:44.970 --> 01:21:58.810
noggin. Okay. Yeah, that's about all I got to

01:21:58.810 --> 01:22:02.890
say about that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you look

01:22:02.890 --> 01:22:07.329
it up, he took this huge chunk out of his top

01:22:07.329 --> 01:22:12.529
head. He's only getting six years for that, though?

01:22:12.829 --> 01:22:19.970
Gosh. Yeah, six years. That's it. Jeez. Okay,

01:22:20.189 --> 01:22:22.510
I don't know what else to say about that. Must

01:22:22.510 --> 01:22:26.090
be a first -timer pitch. Who knows? I guess.

01:22:26.890 --> 01:22:29.949
Alright, Rob, we're closing in on 9 .30. Do you

01:22:29.949 --> 01:22:32.489
want to go ahead and shut this down or do you

01:22:32.489 --> 01:22:37.890
want to keep going? No, I've got an early day

01:22:37.890 --> 01:22:41.449
tomorrow like normal. Okay. Alright. If this

01:22:41.449 --> 01:22:45.270
was a weird episode, trust me. It probably is.

01:22:45.510 --> 01:22:49.869
I bet you I sound like garbage. So, anyhow. But

01:22:49.869 --> 01:22:52.710
everybody knows why. I'm thinking it's a pretty

01:22:52.710 --> 01:22:56.149
good one other than my last story. You know what?

01:22:56.510 --> 01:22:59.890
It's probably the drugs. I just think that. So,

01:22:59.890 --> 01:23:03.409
anyhow. All right, everybody. Thank you for listening.

01:23:03.890 --> 01:23:09.569
Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes. Oh,

01:23:09.569 --> 01:23:12.770
no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has

01:23:12.770 --> 01:23:15.590
explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

01:23:15.590 --> 01:23:19.229
mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading

01:23:19.229 --> 01:23:20.170
your ear holes soon.