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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage

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man? I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning

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and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash

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screaming stop halt. Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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These guys are inviting as a used hypodermic needle.

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Two douchebags and a microphone operating from Kansas City, Missouri, the heart of America.

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This is southern tip of... Cass County? No, no, no, Jackson County. What the hell am I

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saying? I used to live in Cass County. We're the southern tip of Jackson County, but we're

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still in Kansas City and Rob is... Hey, I am Rob. I am at Campton, Missouri,

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Lake of the Ozarks in Camden County. That's right. Yep. Very beautiful area there.

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About a half hours away. Yep.

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Oh yeah, especially on days like this. It was beautiful down here.

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Oh gosh. Oh, it was excellent here too. Yeah, as soon as I got off work, I like to sit outside

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for a while. I just couldn't, you know, it's like I had stuff to do in here because I was trying to

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get some stuff together for the sports bastards, but I couldn't move. I'm like, this is too damn

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nice. I just sat there. But I got in... I didn't hear boats going down the lake today.

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Oh, I bet. I bet. I bet people are tuning them up and getting ready for the season. And who

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is it, man? Been one hell of a winter, hasn't it?

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Oh, we had a one... we had a... you guys can come find out, we had a huge fishing ton last week

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down here. How did that go?

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Some guy won. I don't know. I didn't read... Oh, they froze their nuts off.

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That was a bad... I don't know. Yeah. Good for them.

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Yeah, that's what I was going to say too. Good for them. If that's what you can do, do it.

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I'm sitting here in the bunker nice and warm.

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That's right. That is Rob Rad's bunker in Camptotown, Missouri.

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It is stock full of dry goods.

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Let's see, all different kinds of stuff. He is ready for an apocalypse. Rob Rad is...

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he don't care. He says, bring it on. Nuclear, whatever. He doesn't give a shit. He's ready.

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So, all right.

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That's right. He even has his... he has a suit. He has a suit that he puts on

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that is anti... what would you call it?

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Nuclear? Well, radiation won't go through it, right?

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Yeah? All right. Okay. Maybe not. All right. The big news here in Kansas City is

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long time, 98.9, the Rock Morning Show host slash star, Johnny Dare, was laid off

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with a shit ton of other employees nationwide at Odyssey Radio.

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It was kind of a weird deal.

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Yeah, you know, it sucks because they picked him off because he's making good money.

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Why is he making good money? Because he is a ratings getter of people by his

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advertisement. He's very good. He's one of the best in the country. I mean, I don't

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know, you know, how much national recognition he gets, but he should get a lot.

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But anyhow, I thought that George Soros bought all the debt and was going to own

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it. But I heard different now. I heard that it was blocked in court. So they have

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their old owners who are bankrupt is what I think happened. So, you know, I'm not

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sure who did this massive round of cuts, but this is sad news. After 32 years of

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solid radio and exceptional rating books, no more. His last day was March 7th.

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They did let him say goodbye, which is rare, rare in radio. Usually they cut you

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after your last show. They're like, oh, by the way, this is your last show. What?

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Well, let me get back. No, there's the door. I still stand by my prediction, though,

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Rob. Now it's a couple of years old. Johnny Dare will end up at 101 The Fox.

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Yes, we talked about that the other night. Yeah. You you text me and let me know it

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was going to happen. But unfortunately, I can't pick up 98. They have an online

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first thing I thought of was how we've been talking about. So you, Johnny, would

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end up at 101 The Fox and now is his opportunity. Well, I mean, I'm sure

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there's going to be a no compete probably for the rest of the year. And who

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knows? It depends on how much they want to pay to keep them away from their

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ratings, you know, keep them away from killing them. You know, when he goes to

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101 The Fox, the show will be different. I'm not sure if Greg will be with him,

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but I'm still predicting that Johnny will be at the Fox. I especially predict

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this if the Rock stays in an active rock format situation because cumulus in

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Kansas City is about the only corporate conglomerate that still has

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personalities behind the mic. They will pay for personalities. They picked off

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the old K.Y. guys, you know, they got Skid Rowdy. I'm sure he couldn't been too

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cheap. You know, they got slacker got rest his soul. You know, they got Doug

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Medlock over there. You know, they went after they actually went after

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personalities and paid a little bit for him, where everyone else is slashing

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personalities. They're not doing it. They got Chuck nasty at nights. He is not

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retired. I heard him last night. Right. So I think you're thinking of Skid Rowdy

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Skid Rowdy retired. So but anyhow, so anyhow, they still are into the old

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formula of they believe that if you have personalities that you're going to have

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people tuning in and I agree with that 100%. So now I go to this again. This is

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why we're here doing what we've been doing for three plus years now. We're

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primitive. We know we aren't always the most polished. We don't have a stunt guy

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giving out stickers. We have no budget at all. But we still believe in the old

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format. The delivery is internet based, you know, and and that's what it is. But

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this is a way everything is going. The new delivery is internet based. Like I

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said, with fan supported shows. Bubba Love Sponge is a great example. He jumped

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on the visual internet bandwagon years ago and is doing well. Bubba is a great

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story in particular. I'm a fan and I listen to the show whenever I get a chance.

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He built a huge part of his following on Sirius XM and terrestrial radio. So he

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already had a huge following. And he went to Twitch at first. He already had a

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rabid fan base that would support his show. His show is on multiple platforms

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now. And he built a large audience just by being on visual formats like Twitch

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and Rumble and YouTube. And what it is is people that like this show throw money

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at him and say, you know what, I want this thing to stay on. And they even do

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clever things like they have a bar party. It's a Bubba Army Royal Radio

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Royalty party. A Bubba Army Royalty party. Barp. And that's where everybody gets

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a ring. It's kind of like a Super Bowl ring. You go there and fucking hobnob

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with Bubba and his gang there. You drink, you eat, and everybody gets to say hi

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to each other. And I think they even sometimes put him on the show, you know.

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So, you know, he has the capabilities of going live on his network. He has this

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network called Bubba One. And it is on TuneIn. It's on its own entity, its own

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app, it's on YouTube, it's on everything. So he has the ability to get on there

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and do whatever he wants. He has the ability to say what, well, right now he

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doesn't because he still has three or four terrestrial stations. But once

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they're gone, he could move to mid days. He could say fuck, shit, piss like we

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can anytime. And it is the new way of doing business. You know, you may never

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see Bubba's name ever again on the Hot 100 anymore. And that's like, and I think

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Inside Radio does the Hot 100 of the radio personalities once a year, right?

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And it like in March or something. About right now they put him out. And that's

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like the biggest names that they think is the biggest names, the biggest sellers,

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the movers and shakers, you know, all that. So, but he's not on the, he won't

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be on the Top 100 Radio Online anymore, but he will be. He's doing better than

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95% of the other morning shows. He's making a good living off of this. And he

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doesn't have any worries about someone coming in and cutting him. I mean, if his

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three terrestrial affiliates cut him, number one, he's not going to lose out on

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very much money. And number two, that gives him the freedom to do whatever he

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wants. So I'm sure in the back of his mind, everyone else is, yeah, we like being

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on in Florida. You know, it's our home state. People love us here. Yeah, he grew

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up with us and all that, but there's gotta be something in the back of his head

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saying, you know what, if they cut me, I could do whatever the hell I want. I can

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do it when I want. And, and there's like no boundaries, at least right now for

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the internet. But this is the way that radio is going. It's this right here,

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only visual. And people support it. And that's the way it's going. Radio sucks

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anymore as we know it. Terrestrial radio with a corporate conglomerate. But,

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but I have to give cum, cumulus props. They are still doing it the old fashioned

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way. So anyhow, we get that. Let's get back to regular radio, Rob. I predicted

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Laszlo in the afternoon would be the first casualty, right? Right. I guess I

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missed that one, didn't I? Yeah, you did. You know, I can tell you this. If the

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Rock thinks it's going to replace Stare with Laszlo, that experiment will not

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last too long. That experiment will last one ratings trend, not even a book. And

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the, and I'll tell you what, that show does not compete. And Johnny Dare has

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rabid fans like Bubba the Love Sponge does. People, I mean. Is he going to take

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listeners with him? Yeah. Oh God, yeah. Yeah. He'll take every one of them with

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him when he goes to 101. Yeah. Yeah. When he, when the non competes up and you see

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all of a sudden, you know, Hey, I'm back or whatever, you know, when one on one

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gets him like they got everyone else that they needed, you know, let's face it,

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they probably would got Max Tana at Moffat if they were, if they didn't retire.

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I mean, yeah, they picked off everybody from the old KY. They got all the talent

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and they put it down there. Skid Rowdy dominated afternoons for years at KY.

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And then he did it again at one on one, the Fox till he retired, I think last

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year or it could have been the year before. I don't know. It was either last

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year or the year before he retired. So anyhow, I know that Laszlo doesn't

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command nearly as much money, but sometimes you get what you pay for. Right,

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Rob? Right. Yeah. So we can verify that. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's how

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come the show's free. You get what you pay for. That's right. So, um, you know,

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we don't even ask for handouts, man. I mean, we could, you know, go, Hey, man,

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show us a couple of bucks on fucking Venmo or something. Come on, man. You

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know, we're poor, we're poor bastards. Now I gotta, I gotta keep my neon signs

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going somehow. Right. Send in a chunk of change. What the fuck? Anyhow, at least

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maybe I could buy some Gatorade Zero powder or something. Right. Anyhow, yeah,

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yeah. Tonel Clippers. God knows I need them. Okay. I just can't imagine an active

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Rock radio station format without a morning show, but they have an afternoon

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hot talk driven show. Could you imagine that? Isn't that like anti everything

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we've ever known? They're going to have an afternoon hot talk show, but no

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morning show. Yeah. Um, we'll see how well this works. And look, the people that

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did this, they don't care how it works. They're looking at it as we have to get

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rid of money because we don't have any. And, and you could, if you'd heard Johnny's

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last show, he's not bitter. He's not mad. He said he didn't think his show was

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going to last one year, you know? And, and it was, he, he was like incredibly

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really honest, which I've always loved about the guy. And he said, you know, he

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goes, I have nothing to offer and to do that for 32 years, you know, is really

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something else. But I beg to differ. I mean, the guy is very talented and he's

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extremely intelligent. Anyone that listens to him knows he is, you know, this

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long hair guy that, you know, likes to drink and party and stuff. Yeah. But

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behind there is substance. He's a real person and he cares about people and

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he's a dynamite guy. And I'm glad he's a Kansas city guy because he's one of

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those guys that you could point to and go that guy right there. He's from Kansas

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city. That's right. That's what we do here. You see what he does. This is what

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we do here. We give a shit about people. We love people and we stick together. So

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Johnny has been the epitome of that and he's going to move on. You know, it's too

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bad that he couldn't finish out his career at the rock. You know, that's so

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rare anymore, but you know what? He'll probably finish it out at one on one, the

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Fox. So anyhow, I'm all for it. I'm all for it, man. I, I want them to crush the

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competition and look, and Johnny has a lot of friends over there. Maybe you can

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tap into him when he's over there at the Fox, you know? So I know Johnny's kind of

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in a, he's probably in a very weird spot where you're like, you know, I'd like to

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get back on there and crush him. And he's probably not like this at all. I'm

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probably completely wrong. He's probably like, oh, whatever. But he has a lot of

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friends over there and he doesn't want to see them get, you know, thrown out. So

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but anyhow, you know, we wish Johnny the best. I can still remember when he

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signed on the rock after grueling months at Young Country. The station that took

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out your old dial position AM 1030 Z Rock hired you for their mornings when the

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very boring guy you carried for a bit named Trent Tree Top Tyler. I remember

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him well. I fucking hated him. He was such a boring son of a bitch, man. And

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when they brought Johnny on board, I'm like, Johnny's great. Who's this other

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fucking asshole? I could not wait till he left. And then I think he went to New

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York. He thought he was going to take on Stern and he got fucking paddled. He got

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send a run and I think he's like in Arkansas or something somebody said in

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some small fucking market. That's where you look, man. I don't like motherfucking

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people. But man, I think I was horrible. And, and every time Johnny'd say something

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funny, he'd follow it up with something stupid. I remember it well. And I'm like,

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they can, they got to get him another morning host. They have got to do this.

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And they did, you know, he received a female co host after that and it was off

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to the races. 32 years, not bad, Mr. Dare. We certainly hope to hear your raspy

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friendly voice again soon. Rob, you got anything you want to add? I met him back

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when he was on Sea Rock. Yeah. We were hanging out on Nolan Road and there was a

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poor audio show and this was back like eight, eighty-nine. He's a cool dude. He

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was really good friends at a time with Mike. Yeah, he kept in touch a little bit.

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Last time I've seen him, you know, buddy, he went to Joshua's one night. He was

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there. Joshua's. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one who grabbed you right off

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the highway, right? And I ended up buying some lingerie. Didn't even have a

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girlfriend. That's a good salesman. Come on, man. I gave him to the model, man. I

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gave him to the model trying to get her to go out with me and shit. No, didn't

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happen. Didn't work, huh? Hey, I got this brand new. That's a good salesman. Last

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time I've seen Johnny, we had a good night that night. He was pretty good that

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night. He was really good friends with Davey for a while and I got to know him

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somewhat there and he was always nice, always pleasant, always just, always just

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Johnny. So he will land on his feet. I hope he has some fun until then. You know,

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go to the Virgin Islands and fucking drink Pina Coladas or whatever. Go scuba

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diving. I think he likes to do that. Go have some fun, Johnny. You fucking

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deserve it. Just go to vacation and come back and get with it. Yeah, all these

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years you had to fucking wake up that early. Go enjoy a little bit of time on

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your own, you know, on yourself, your self time and have some fun because

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you'll be back in radio before you know it and we all can't wait to hear you. And

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I hope Greg and everybody's with him but the Fox seems to like get the one

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talent and then nobody else. You know what I mean? They don't like higher gangs of

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people like, well, this is my board guy and this is my writer and you know, they

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seem to go, well, no, no, no, we just want Skidrody. That's it. Nobody else. We

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just want him. Bring him over here. You know, what about Slacker? What about the

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rest that morning? No, no, no. We just want Slacker. That's it. Bring him over

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here. You see, that's kind of the way they do things and I expect them to keep

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doing that and that's the way they keep costs under control, I believe. And

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that's how come they're still a very successful radio station operating. As far

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as I know, they seem to be. They don't seem to lack in sponsors, that's for

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sure. And also, I mean, they have great ratings. I mean, their ratings are

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usually number two in the market consistently and that's really not

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indicative of a classic rock station. You know, classic rock stations usually are

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down there in a three share, not an eight share. They're always down there

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because let's face it, man, I, you know, a lot of people can't even fucking hear.

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They like that music. You like me. I'm lucky I can hear it anymore. You know, I

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got tinnitus so bad. By the way, I'm still doing that experiment of what they

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told me to do. I still have five more weeks because someone wrote me. It takes

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six weeks to do this, what they told me to do to get rid of the tinnitus. So I

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got five more weeks and five more weeks I'll report back to you, okay? It's not

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like a three or four day deal. So anyhow, Rob, I don't know where else to take

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that. I mean, we all agree, Johnny's a great dude and he'll be back. He'll be

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back on some dial position and he'll be as successful as ever. That's just the way

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it is. Somebody will pick him up for sure. Oh yeah, yeah. How could you not? I'm

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pretty sure he got four or five calls right now, but I'm pretty sure they

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always do this. No compete. They don't want you to jump right out of the back

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kicking their ass. They want people to forget about you. They want to put you on

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the back burner for a year or two and have people forget about you and hopefully

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they can get the hot new thing there or whatever, you know? But no, no, not dare.

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Believe me, people are going to wait around for him and they will jump back on

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once he gets a new dial position. Oh, by the way, while we're speaking of Odyssey,

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whoever turned our show into them and we're on their podcast, thank you. I don't

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know how it happened. You know how your phone listens to you? You know, and then

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like right now I could go rustic furniture. So tomorrow I'll get 10 ads

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saying rustic furniture. Well, we're talking about Odyssey. We're talking about

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Johnny Dare. We're talking about podcasts in my phone. I go over there and get

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ready to go to Google and what pops up to douchebags and microphone on Odyssey's

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podcast site. And I was like, wow. Yeah. And you call me right back. What dude?

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I'm like, yeah, yeah. We have no idea how they got there, but whoever you are and

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whoever put us on that Kansas City lot live website to thank you. This is a good

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dude. Yeah. Yeah. This is good. I had no idea. Odyssey had podcast section.

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They're a big conglomerate, at least for now. So thank you. Whoever did that. I

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know I didn't. I know Tover didn't. I know you didn't. So however they got there,

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we thank you. So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into. You want to

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keep talking about this, whatever you want. The floor is yours. All right. Last

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week at wildfire at Myrtle Beach for over 2059 acres. Wow. And lives and homes of

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hundreds. Now a 40 year old man named Carmine Ragusa has been arrested in

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connection with the wildfire. Hey, you think he's Italian? I'm guessing. Just a

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hunch. Anyhow, go ahead. He is being accused of igniting a fire at his home.

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That fire allegedly led to the wildfire as we're using it did not possess the

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necessary precautions to prevent the spread. According to a South Carolina

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Forestry Commission press release, several witness reported saying where

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do they denying a fire in his backyard fire pit on March 1st said fire pit was

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close to a tree line at Covington Lake subdivision. The fire spread to the tree

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line and for the release, Ragusa didn't have appropriate water source readily

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available. Moreover, he didn't have any garden tools on hand to control the

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fire. Thus allowing the fire to spread to land owned by Walker Woods HOA. Mmm. So

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got some homes. Wow. Oh yeah, he spread the housing association. Rob, hang on,

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hang on. Listen to this. That's an RC Cola Meg. Mmm. Go ahead. Mmm. Delicious.

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You're such a taunter. I know. It's looking at me right now. It just winked

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at me. I'm just saying come on guys, if you're going to start a fire, make sure you

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got the caution. Yes, absolutely. Mr. Ragusa, come on now. Wow. Okay. Well,

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that's an unfortunate deal. So yeah. Okay. Let's come right back with some emails.

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Sound good? Sounds good. Alrighty. Be right back. Oh man, what the fuck is this?

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Is this a new feature? What's inside Mark's head? Sounds stupid to me. Why do

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people say tuna fish sandwich when nobody says chicken bird sandwich? Once

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again, it's time for Ramblings of a Madman. I believe Congress needs to synchronize

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cat dance for 20 minutes before each session. That needs to happen. Our

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constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity. May, your five-year-old neighbor have told me about your lessons.

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Two of those bags of broken phone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer

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you first world problems. Damn it. I can't decide between nachos, chili, or

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wings for the game tonight. This is bullshit. I should not have to make

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decisions like this. Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. Can you take

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me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you. And now, deep thoughts

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with Mark. Sure wish my inner voice sounded just like Morgan Freeman. That'd

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be cool. Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from

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an alien. Real hilarity. May is useful as a pilot with pulse. Harambe used to

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listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and Cheek Radio Shack realistic tape

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recorder. Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek

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Radio Shack realistic tape recorder anymore. You might ask why Harambe never

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listens to our original show, Two Dip Shits and a Cheek Radio Shack realistic

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tape recorder. Well, it's because Harambe is dead. Senselessly murdered because

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some idiot did not watch her child properly while looking on her phone.

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Sadly, Harambe does not listen to our original show, Two Dip Shits and the Cheek

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Radio Shack realistic tape recorder or any other show anymore. Sorry Harambe.

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I'm going to do douchebags on a microphone on a beautiful evening here in the Kansas

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City vicinity in a Mark. And I am Rob at beautiful Lake of the Ozarks. It's a little

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bit more beautiful down there I'd have to admit. Yeah, it's a little. Alright.

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Let's do some emails, Rob. Sounds good. Yeah, I mean, they're the best segment.

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Let's face it. These people are much smarter than we are. So we might as well

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just go to what they're saying. Well, there's a couple of them, maybe not. But

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okay. We want Knoblick. Becky. St. Joe. That's funny. Isn't Becky code for

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Knoblick? I don't know. I don't think so. And that song, the urban song, Becky.

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I want some Becky. You know what? Doesn't matter. Yeah, you're going to get

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Knoblick. We're still doing research, right? Yeah. Knoblick is our new town.

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Montrose is out. Montrose is being notified and they're not happy. They're

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hurting, as you'll see. Douchebags, you guys are ditching us at our time and

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need. We here in Montrose are heartbroken over this. We hope Johnny Dare does a

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podcast and destroys you guys. Mitch in Henry County. Yeah, yeah. If he does a

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podcast, hell yeah, he'll destroy us. Yeah. Mitch, like that. Mitch. Mitch. Mitch.

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He must have a winter home in Henry County, right? He's got homes everywhere,

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I think. Mitch, we hope he has a podcast too, then we can all listen to it. Where

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the hell was he? Where was he last time? Yeah. Oh, oh, shit. Cass County. Cass

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County, yeah. He likes getting a little. The difference between likes and

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bouts. He gets a little zinger in and takes off. Yeah, he does. He's a

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terrorist. I mean, he just like fucking darts, gets in, takes off. He's like

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annoyed. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, we wish Dare would do a podcast too. He won't

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steal any of our advertisers. We don't have any. So there you go. All right. Hey

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guys, you know of any other morning shows that are worthy? I mean, we listen

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to you guys obviously, but there's a void without Dare from 6 to 10 a.m. now. I

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know probably not local, but maybe internet or podcast-wise. Lenny and Aubrey.

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Aubrey is a little township over there south of Stillwell or right around the

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Stillwell area, I believe. Aubrey township. Anyhow, doesn't matter. Lenny,

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I've always said I'm above the Love Sponge Band. 5 to 9 a.m. with after

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shows dependent on the day. Facebook, YouTube, Rumble, TuneIn, and there's a

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lot of other entities you can go on. I can't even think of it, but that's the

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only really show I listen to anymore with any regular, you know, all the

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talent's gone to regular radio pretty much. So you know, I'll listen to Chuck

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Nasty. Last night I listened to Chuck Nasty and he was on point.

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That was going to be my suggestion. If you're looking for radio, I would go with

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101 the Fox. Yeah, they still have talent there. They still have...

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There is no case. I mean, they got old KY, they got everybody. Come on.

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and see what happens. So I think there's at least a couple of shows that you like.

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Doug Metlock, he's kind of mellow. You know, he's older now. I don't know how

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old he is, but he's older. But he still does some neat stuff, like he plays a

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tune on his guitar that you guess. But the whole gimmick is this right here.

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Whenever he plays on the guitar, the very next song, he plays that. He plays that

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song. I've heard him do it three times now. And I'm like, wait a minute. So

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anyhow, sorry, someone's going to win now. All right. I was making the next one.

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I was making ice cream out of the last show. No, I just realized my ice cream

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tastes like piss. What do you think's going on there?

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Raji in Laurel Heights. Throw some sweetener on it, Raji. It'll be fine.

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Make sure and save some for your family, your wife and kids. Okay? Very important.

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Okay. You got to be a good guy. Yeah, throw a little Splenda or sugar or

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whatever you prefer. You like corn syrup? Go buy some corn syrup. Throw the shit

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on there. But it's fine. Yellow Snow is not a problem. It's probably just

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old. It's a day old snow, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a day old snow.

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It's nothing to worry about, Raji. Have fun. Well, Mark, Lazlo Outlasted Deer,

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your dumb shit prediction was wrong. You have the IQ of a paperclip. No argument

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there. Jeff. Okay, Jeff. Nobody's seen this, Jeff. No. And here's what I got to

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say, Jeff, right here. I can tell you why. Corporate radio does not look at

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success or talent. They only look at paychecks. The world I was looking at was

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a corporate functioning, a corporation that's functioning well and not

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hemorrhaging money. You know, I think we've all been a victim of this, you

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know, downsizing. Oh, man. Yeah, fuck, man. Things are going bad. We just lost this

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big contract. Die, blah, fucking blah and all that. Well, here's another case of

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that, okay? They're not looking at why people tune in. They're not looking at

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how good the person is. They're not looking at any of that. They're looking at

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paychecks. And the fact is, is Lazlo makes a hell of a lot less. I would say on

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the surface, the way it looks, since he's still there and there is not, is, you

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know, Lazlo doesn't make as much money, so Dare got cut. Anyhow, the rock is

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toast. We know this. All right. Mark, see if Dare does voiceovers. Denny in

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Overland Park. Too much talent. I'm pretty sure he will not be doing voiceovers.

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We did not afford him. I love it. He gets canned and like half of the emails are

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behind him. I know. All right. Hey, that Cracky story was awesome. Hard to

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believe a crack addict eats better than hardworking citizens. Ross. It's true.

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That was not embellished or nothing. No, that is the truth. Crackheads eat better

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than we do. So all right. Let's see. Okay. And finally, where did you get the Tony

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Iommi mug you spoke about? Jimbo in Rich Hill. I wonder if this is a Jimbo I

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know. I don't remember. I bet you go online and find 30 of them right now.

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There's people everywhere that make these specialty mugs. I can't tell you how

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much I paid for it. Nothing. All I know is I got it online somewhere. So I wish I

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could tell you more. Just look around. You'll find it. Anyhow, Rob, we turn to

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you. All right. A Southwest Airlines flight from Houston to Phoenix was forced

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to return to the gate at three passengers, took naked and began screaming

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before takeoff on Monday afternoon. Nice. Video taken by a passenger shows the

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woman completely undressed, walking up and down the aisle while yelling. Did you

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get pictures? Is she hot? I got it blurred out. Oh, okay. It's blurred out

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down. Okay. A tough. The flight from Hobby Airport in Houston was delayed for

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over an hour, according to NBC affiliate KPN ads and Phoenix. The Houston Police

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Department said in a statement that NBC News on Thursday received a call about

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3 30 p.m. Central time Monday that a pastor took off the clothes I quite and

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was causing a disturbance. Woman was removed from the flight and transported

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to the near Neuro psychiatric center at Harris Health in Tom hospital in Houston

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for medical evaluation. There have been no charges filed, so her name has not

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been released. Southwest Airlines released a statement on Thursday saying

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that local law enforcement at 7 30 flight 7 37 after return the gate due to

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customer situation on board, our teams have received reach out to customers

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on board the flight to apologize for the delay for their travels. Well, I mean,

406
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what can you do? So when strips down and does crazy shit, you can't fly. No. Wow.

407
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It seems like more and more people are doing that. They're really acting up on

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flights. This has been going on for years now, and it's like really coming to

409
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a head at that with all the flights have been having problems, you know. Yeah, so

410
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all right. A lot of crazy shit there. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Um, you know what? I don't

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know what I blame it on. Uh, maybe preservative. I don't know. Who knows? Um,

412
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okay. Well, they took her straight to the psychiatric hospital. Hopefully they

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kept her there. So that's that's one of the problems right there is they can't

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keep anybody anymore. If someone's fucking crackers and crayons, they end

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up letting them out. You know, I mean, they don't have enough space or whatever.

416
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So, uh, okay. Thank you, Rob. Um, I was going to go into this last podcast, but

417
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I didn't. I called bullshit instead. Okay. Um, anyhow, I drove this fucking

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Instagram guy nuts. I fucked with him relentlessly until he blocked me. It

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took him about a year and a half to block me, but he eventually did. Um, he

420
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was a little slow to it, I guess, you know. So anyhow, I was blocked from this

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dude's Instagram account. It was something like Mikey the cat guy. Well,

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or something close. I just saw he tried to kill himself and he's in a mental

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institution. Speaking of mental institutions. Okay. Um, I think some of my

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shenanigans might have added to it, might have been piling on. I didn't know

425
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that was going on. I would left him alone. So Mikey the cat guy, if you hear

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me, I'm sorry, but here, here's what happened. Um, well, you got me blocked

427
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anyhow. So, okay. For probably a year, I relentlessly terrorized this guy. I saw

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it first that he would answer all my comments and have rage over the

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negative ones. Not ones I did. Someone else did. I mean, he would get so mad. I

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mean, he just like fucking splurred out shit and stuff. So one day he had 10

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pictures of the same cat. So I started with what's the other cat's name? He had

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the name of the cat on the posting. He replied, there's only one cat. So the

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next day I reply, are both the cats yours? He replied back. That is the same

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cat. So I answered back and said, oh, okay. That one picture is in the sunlight.

435
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It made it look like a different color. I think I asked if he is mad at me or

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something. He said no. So anyhow, I wait a little bit. A few weeks later he

437
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posts a couple of kittens playing. I then reply, are they siblings? He

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replied no. I then asked if they were both his cats. He replied yes. I then

439
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asked if he had a favorite one. He said no. So I stopped for a couple of weeks

440
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and he puts up a picture of another cat. I asked if he owned the cat. He said yes.

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I replied, what do you feed him or her? He said dry food, Purina. I asked if the

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cat got cold if he had a little cat sweater for it. He said he doesn't take

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cats out when it's cold. I asked him if he wanted to know my favorite cat of his.

444
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He said no. So I keep badgering him like this. Okay, just, you know, just little

445
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things, right? Just stupid questions. So I'll leave him alone again for a few

446
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weeks. I wait until he posts again. He started posting a picture of a lost cat

447
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and then I asked him where the cat could be found at. He replied I'm not sure.

448
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It's a cat's, it's a friend's cat. I reply what's your friend's name? He

449
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replied it's on the flyer. I asked if he ever met the cat. He replied no. So I

450
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kept doing shit like that over and over to him, okay? Just constantly like, so is

451
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that cat playful? Does that, is that cat missing any teeth? Does it like dogs? I

452
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mean just badgering him with his shit all the time. I kept brutal, it was so bad

453
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that people were like fucking liking, liking it constantly. I kept brutalizing

454
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this guy but one day I pushed it too far. I asked him if he ever took a shower

455
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with his cats. He blocked me finally. I was about ready to give up. I didn't know

456
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what else to do. So anyhow, I think I might have helped him go nuts so, so I

457
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would like to apologize right now on this podcast. Mikey the cat guy or whatever

458
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the fuck your name was, I'm very sorry. I did not mean to pile on. I didn't know

459
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you were doing that, that badly. So anyhow, Mikey I hope you get out and post

460
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many more pictures of cats and everybody leaves you alone. So alright, should we

461
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take our second break? Sounds good. Alrighty. And Mikey if you're listening,

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I'm sorry because we know they play two douchebags and microphone in all the

463
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mental institutions right? They have to to keep the same. Yeah that's right.

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Give us a big hug. Come on, come on Mikey. Come on. No, no, no, no. Close. Come

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on. No, no, come on. Alright you little scamp. Get on out of here. Alright we'll

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be right back.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to

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go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Okay it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that

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used to be a city. You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road

471
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but you do not have a can opener. What you do then is you find a patch of

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concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes, then you go to the middle

473
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of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

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Hey there fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives

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a shit about. Bumblebees have been proven to sing to their young.

476
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Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation of change.

477
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You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. Spoke for you.

478
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Hunk the man. Hunk the system. What the hell happened?

479
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The generation of angst. The generation of non-compliance.

480
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Is now buying a boat. You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

481
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Great job Xers. Everything's ruined.

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Two Dish Bags and Microphone is the only podcast available anywhere with Gusto.

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That's right I said Gusto. Gusto is a magical ingredient in Schlitzbeer that makes it so damn delicious.

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So enjoy a little Gusto from your podcast today.

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Everybody knows Mark is a fucking idiot but Mark would like to take this moment to remind you.

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You're listening to this fucking idiot.

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You watched the news. It was grim. Is it apocalypse? Inevitable?

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We suggest you download all our podcasts beforehand and have multiple mobile chargers.

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We have the most of the most.

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Make sure and have plenty of rope. Strong threaded durable rope with a rating of 400 pounds or greater.

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You need to know basic knots so you can go to the library and download the Boy Scouts handbook.

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And have a reference to slip knots and other essential rope tricks.

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Rope can be used in traps to catch food or would be predators.

494
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Rope is a key ingredient in post apocalypse survival.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said,

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Hey I wonder what the origin of that is? Well so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of...

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The Origin of Lysol.

498
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Lysol first came to prominence after it was used in Hamburg, Germany to help combat cholera epidemic in the late 19th century.

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It was later touted as a way to fight the devastating flu epidemic of 1918.

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An ad in the Los Angeles Times that year said, Help your health board conquer Spanish influenza by disinfecting your home.

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Two douchebags and microphone and I'm Mark here in the Kansas City vicinity.

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And I'm up at Lake of the Ozarks.

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Alright, Rob at Lake of the Ozarks. You got something for us?

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Yeah I do.

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Alright.

506
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Actually I had this story but things changed.

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Okay.

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Reed Piglets used his props at an art exhibition in which they were supposed to start the death were stolen from their makeshift gallery in a former butcher shop.

509
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I was going to report on this the other day.

510
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Okay.

511
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Now they've been stolen.

512
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Hmm.

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Animal rights activists railed against the showcase by provocative Chilean artist Marco Eversati who was attempting to make a point about animal rights in Denmark.

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But he had to cut his Copenhagen show called And Now You Care short after the piglets encased by two shopping colleagues were stolen.

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The pigs were given only water and were expected to live for about five days before succumbing to starvation.

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They were supposed to show what they faced in Danish farms where their mothers are overbred meaning they are more offspring than teats.

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Eversati said that when the gallery's face was being cleaned Saturday an animal rights group visited.

518
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With the pigs being taken shortly afterwards.

519
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Police are in a case that there have been no charges yet.

520
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They closed the unlocked door while the cleaning people were cleaning the toilet.

521
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The artist said after four minutes they came out and it was no pigs.

522
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Shut down the exhibition duty saying it no longer had soul.

523
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No thank you.

524
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I thought I thought this exhibition was bullshit.

525
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Like I said I've been reading this for like a week or two. They had these three piglets in the gallery.

526
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Starving them showing them and they were in Copenhagen.

527
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And now that they're stolen it just gives up.

528
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Okay.

529
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Definitely.

530
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Mitch in South Cass County is what the last Mitch he used before this one.

531
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I found the email over here.

532
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Hey Mitch keep them coming.

533
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Alright.

534
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:39,320
Convinced you always have BO it could be this little known syndrome.

535
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Some people frequently worry about their body odor.

536
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,320
I just covered up with a fart don't you.

537
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,320
People don't know your mistake if you're gassy they just figure it's all gas.

538
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,320
You know for all they know you took a shower you smell great.

539
00:50:54,320 --> 00:51:01,320
Alright sometimes it gets so bad that they they perceive other people's gestures such as sniffing touching their nose.

540
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Or opening a window as confirmation that they stink.

541
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Even worse they miss work skip a fun event or socially withdraw because of it.

542
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Wow.

543
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,320
All that. Sorry I just opened up a mystery cigar.

544
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And it's a little strong. That's what kind of coffin.

545
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It's good but it's a little a little stronger than I thought it was going to be.

546
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,320
Where the fuck was I. Okay.

547
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All factory reference syndrome is what is called ORS.

548
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It's a little known psychiatric condition where patients are preoccupied with unfounded belief that they emit terrible body odor causing them anxiety embarrassment and severe distress.

549
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People with ORS may engage in excessive hygiene practices to dispel the image.

550
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Imaginary odor and sorry to dispel the imaginary odor and when the belief that they smell persists recede into avoidant behavior.

551
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So firstly wash the hell out of themselves constantly and then they just don't come out because they think they still stink no matter how much they scrubbed.

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Luckily new research provides hope for the treatment.

553
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University of Montreal PhD candidate Morgane Masse published a paper in the fall describing two cases of the condition.

554
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The first patient was a 63 year old man who struggled ORS since 20.

555
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So he's 63 so 43 years he struggled with it.

556
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When symptoms typically appear he claimed to have had a nauseating odor and unpleasant sensation in his mouth.

557
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He was still able to maintain romantic relationships and a social life but avoid he avoided public transit and events.

558
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He didn't miss anything there.

559
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That's for sure.

560
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And the rest is fucking article here.

561
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,320
I'm sorry that cigar just threw me off.

562
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:06,320
I don't think I like it now.

563
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:12,320
The second page and a 53 year old man had a much more severe case.

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One that led him to a completely socially withdraw and left him unable to hold a job.

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00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,320
He also experienced hallucinations and thoughts of suicide.

566
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,320
Wow.

567
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,320
I wonder if he's in the same place that Mike is at.

568
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,320
Oh too soon.

569
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,320
Too soon.

570
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,320
Okay.

571
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,320
Sorry.

572
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:36,320
He believed a poop smell emanated from his mouth and rest.

573
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,320
I'm sorry.

574
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:46,320
Massie recently noted that one of the challenges of ORS is that it's difficult to diagnose when the patient is convinced the body odor is real.

575
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People know or as have often gone from doctor to doctor before being referred to psychiatry.

576
00:53:52,320 --> 00:54:01,320
Massie said last week they will consult numerous specialists, dentists, dermatologists to try to eliminate the odors they believe they admit.

577
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She pointed out that the two patients in her study spent years seeing various doctors and trying drug therapies before receiving an accurate diagnosis.

578
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,320
It's unclear how many people have ORS.

579
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Addressing it typically involves a combination of psychotherapy and medication.

580
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So it's kind of hard to know they have it because they usually don't speak about it because they're embarrassed is basically what I'm saying.

581
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Congenitve behavioral therapy, CBT, has been effective in helping individuals challenge and reframe their disordered beliefs about body odor.

582
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:41,320
Additionally, certain antidepressants have shown promise in reducing obsessive concerns associated with ORS.

583
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:46,320
So ORS sounds like not a good thing to have.

584
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,320
I mean it won't kill you.

585
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:54,320
It won't make you ill, but it will make you do things that you know like stay in the house.

586
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,320
Like stay in the house or constantly wash yourself.

587
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,320
Now, yeah, that sucks.

588
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,320
Yeah, I just thought it was funny.

589
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:08,320
He thought a poop-like odor was coming out of his mouth and wrecked him.

590
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Both sides.

591
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,320
I thought it was funny.

592
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,320
But that's me.

593
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,320
Rob?

594
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,320
Yep, yep, Peter.

595
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,320
Rob, go ahead.

596
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:36,320
Hey, a Michigan taxidermist transporting a stuffed giraffe in the back of his truck on a busy road of wrong motorists who spotted the exotic animal's long neck nearly hunched over in the vehicle's bed.

597
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It reminds me of the Hangover 3. Have you ever seen that?

598
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,320
Yeah, I have.

599
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,320
Yeah, remember when the giraffe gets decapitated?

600
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,320
Yeah.

601
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,320
Okay. All right, go ahead. Sorry.

602
00:55:49,320 --> 00:56:08,320
The creatures of the creature went viral and sparked concern with many questioning if the animal was real, criticizing anyone who would hunt a giraffe and joking that the African hook mammal was the toy or ass mascot.

603
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My buddy was on his way home from work and saw what appears to be a real deceased giraffe in the bed of someone's truck.

604
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The initial poster wrote on Facebook on February 27.

605
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The public clamor resulted in Aaron Weiner, a taxidermist and big game runner, setting the record straight.

606
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:54,320
Weiner, who works at St. Clair Flats, Africa, said he was commissioned by an unnamed museum of reserve and now the giraffe, which died naturally of old age.

607
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,320
Are you okay?

608
00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:00,320
Yeah, he was just transported down the road. People saw it.

609
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,320
Okay.

610
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:14,320
Well, I mean, yeah, it probably does catch your eye. You think you see a giraffe in someone's car, so I get it.

611
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:24,320
All right. Let's see here. Let me go through some stuff here.

612
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,320
I got something here.

613
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:32,320
All right. I bought a knowingly a dairy free cookie biscotti from Costco.

614
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:36,320
It's called Cookie Street twice baked cookies.

615
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,320
It's a cherry chip, almond biscotti hybrid.

616
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,320
I would never thought is a non dairy cookie, but I tell you what, it is so freaking good.

617
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,320
It's one of the best cookies I've had in my life.

618
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:51,320
I'm telling you, go get one of these if you get a chance.

619
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:55,320
They're better than most regular cookies, and they don't have any lactose in them.

620
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:02,320
I got to get Tofer a bag of them because he has lactose intolerant pretty bad, and I think he would really enjoy these.

621
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,320
But I just had them.

622
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,320
You know, I just had them just there, you know, just they look good.

623
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,320
And I was like, oh, no, actually, I think they had them as a sample.

624
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,320
I tried. I was like, man, that shit is good.

625
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,320
And then when I got home, I realized they're a non dairy cookie.

626
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:20,320
And I was like, wow. So if you spot them, get them.

627
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:28,320
You'll thank me unless, of course, you're diabetic and you have your big toe cut off because the cookies, you know, then I recommend you not get them.

628
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,320
But other than that, I get them.

629
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,320
All right, Rob, do you have a dick radar?

630
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,320
No.

631
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:41,320
You know, it's the ability to spot a dickhead at first sight before he says a word.

632
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:51,320
You don't have that?

633
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:56,320
You can't look at someone and go, oh, man, that dude's a dick.

634
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,320
OK. OK.

635
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,320
All right. Well, my dick spidey sense is spot on anymore.

636
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,320
The more I deal with dickheads, the more natural it is to me.

637
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,320
I got to where I can spot them way down the road.

638
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:11,320
As soon as they start walking up, I'm like, that guy's a dickhead.

639
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,320
And I'm just wondering if you had it, too.

640
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,320
Yeah, yeah.

641
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,320
Yeah, I was pondering a bunch of shit.

642
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,320
I also have another thought, Rob.

643
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,320
I think a man's brain has three compartments, right?

644
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,320
OK, now stay with me here. All right.

645
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:33,320
A man's brain has three compartments, a back burner that stores possible bullshit headed towards you,

646
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:38,320
a sift through compartment that allows one to sift through the bullshit to see it clearly,

647
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:42,320
and a deal with bullshit head on compartment for immediate action.

648
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,320
Do you think that's correct?

649
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,320
I think that was a good thought, right? Yeah.

650
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:52,320
Yeah. But the only caveat to this is football season.

651
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,320
The first two compartments are full up with football,

652
00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,320
so you kind of like lose a little bit of that sense, you know, that sense during football season.

653
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,320
You know, because you're worried about trades and standings and all this stuff,

654
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,320
how many sacks and how many yards per play and all that stuff.

655
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:15,320
So anyhow, you know, I was just thinking about that the other day and talking about it with a friend,

656
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,320
and we both agreed. Yeah.

657
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,320
Three compartments to a man's brain, and that's it right there.

658
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:25,320
So anyhow, Rob, we're going to you.

659
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,320
All right. I guess I'll go into this one.

660
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,320
All right. And this is a local.

661
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:37,320
Okay. Actually, I found it on destination in Missouri.

662
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,320
Okay.

663
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:47,320
Hidden in Wink Creek, it's an unassuming treasure where Missouri's culinary heart beats strongest.

664
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,320
A place where Roast Beef isn't just a ninja item,

665
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:56,320
but a religious experience was crossing the country lines, county lines for it.

666
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,320
Which Wink Creek is like this place we're talking about, like 10 minutes from it.

667
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,320
It's right here.

668
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,320
That's the one with the Tesla, right?

669
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,320
Yeah.

670
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,320
Yeah. I remember. I remember the name. Okay.

671
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:21,320
There's something beautifully honest about a restaurant that doesn't need fancy marketing or charity gimmicks to draw a crowd.

672
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:30,320
In fact, sometimes the most memorable dining experience happens in the places you've reached in the past.

673
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:39,320
Those humble establishments cut the way on quiet streets that locals protect like family secrets.

674
01:01:39,320 --> 01:02:00,320
Okay. It was restaurant in Wink Creek, Missouri. That's exactly that kind of place. It's not trying to win any architectural words with its modest space exterior and simple green lines.

675
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,320
Sorry, my mute came out, Alvin.

676
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:07,320
No, that's all right. It's hard to ruin this podcast.

677
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:12,320
Yeah. Anyway, they're talking about talking, they're also trying to get me on.

678
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,320
Okay.

679
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:22,320
Let's see. All right.

680
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:32,320
A man was rescued from the bottom of a 40 foot pipe. He says he has no idea how he got there.

681
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:38,320
Okay. The pipe was only about a foot wide, officials said.

682
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:47,320
A man who was rescued from the bottom of a narrow 40 foot pipe in Portland, Oregon, said he has no clue how he got stuck there for hours, officials said.

683
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:58,320
Portland Fire and Rescue crews responded to a report of a person stuck in a hole after people in a nearby building heard a man screaming for help, KPTV reported.

684
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:09,320
When responders arrived at the scene, they heard a man yelling from the bottom of the bottom foot of a 40 foot deep ventilation pipe from a nearby parking garage.

685
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:17,320
The pipe was only about a foot wide, officials said. The man told responders that he woke up in the hole and has no idea how he wound up there.

686
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,320
Portland Fire and Rescue said.

687
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:28,320
The man who only suffered minor injuries was taken to a local hospital for evaluation. He must have been a skinny fucking guy, huh?

688
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:38,320
Had to have been really skinny. A foot wide pipe and he was stuck in there and he has no idea how he got there. He woke up there.

689
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:43,320
I mean, that sounds to me like there's some drugs involved before.

690
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,320
What do you think?

691
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,320
Some hallucinogenics or something? I don't know.

692
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:57,320
I just don't think you just wake up in a foot wide pipe.

693
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:01,320
Hey Rob, you got something?

694
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:05,320
Yeah, give me a second here.

695
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,320
Right there.

696
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:14,320
Uh.

697
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,320
What do I have here?

698
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,320
You want me to go into something?

699
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,320
Yeah, go into something.

700
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,320
Okay.

701
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:26,320
Oreo has come out with a foot long cookie.

702
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:34,320
The Oreo foot long cookie was made available for purchase at Subway restaurants nationwide on Thursday.

703
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,320
More than a year after the foot long size cookie concept was first introduced.

704
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:47,320
The chocolate chip cookie foot long became a permanent menu item shortly after its launch, a Subway spokesperson told USA Today on Thursday.

705
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:53,320
More than 13 million foot long cookies have been sold since December 2023 rollout.

706
01:04:53,320 --> 01:05:00,320
According to a Subway press release, Subway struggled to keep up with the unprecedented demand for its $5 dessert.

707
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:04,320
It didn't allow customers to order them online as a result.

708
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:15,320
In addition to the Oreo foot long has been the creation of the foot long belt extender available in snack aisles at Dollar General's store.

709
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:21,320
Anyhow, Rob, have you noticed that Dollar General's are like the redneck Starbucks?

710
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,320
Yeah, they are.

711
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:28,320
Yeah. There's one on every gravel road intersection.

712
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:32,320
You know, Walmart's kind of been getting off the hook, don't you think?

713
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:37,320
I mean, they used to be like made fun of. Now it's Dollar General.

714
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:42,320
Oh yeah, Dollar General is a lot worse. We have one out by my work, over at my store.

715
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,320
Oh, but they're all over the place in the country. God, going to Eureka Springs.

716
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:52,320
I can understand people coming into town. I have to go all the way to town to get to the office. They're all over the place.

717
01:05:52,320 --> 01:06:02,320
Yeah. Yep, I mean, they must do well. I never see one going under.

718
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:09,320
So, oh, and their shopping carts are so small. They look like toy shopping carts are so small. Have you noticed that?

719
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:10,320
Yep.

720
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:16,320
Yep, they're all yellow and really small. So, anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

721
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,320
Yeah, I do.

722
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,320
All right.

723
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:27,320
A classic fishing trip turned desert with three New Zealand men and a dolphin weighing more than 900 pounds

724
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:33,320
appeared to fall out of the sky before crash landing in their small boat.

725
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:41,320
No one was badly hurt when the 11-foot, bottle-nosed dolphin jumped aboard the open top boat Friday,

726
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:47,320
said Dean Harrison, the owner of the nearly 16-foot vessel.

727
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:51,320
The 11-foot dolphin jumped into a 16-foot boat.

728
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,320
Wow.

729
01:06:52,320 --> 01:07:02,320
Harrison and two companions were fishing near the hole in the rock, a picturesque spot off the far north coast of New Zealand's North Island.

730
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:12,320
Well, dolphins crawled up ahead. The men saw a shadow across the bright summer sun and heard an almighty boom before they also pulled.

731
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:17,320
This one decided to jump on board and say, hello, Harrison said.

732
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,320
In one minute, everything was fine, and then just like that, lightning struck.

733
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:26,320
There was a big dolphin in our boat thrashing around and breaking everything.

734
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:39,320
The creature was flailing, snapped every single fishing rod we had on the boat, and severely damaged the bow as the trio clung to the sides of the vessel, said Harrison.

735
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:51,320
One man had minor injuries to his arm where the juvenile male dolphin grazed his back and shoulder, but all three fishermen and the dolphin were otherwise uninjured.

736
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,320
Hmm.

737
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
That's pretty cool.

738
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:59,320
That is cool. Very cool.

739
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:05,320
All right, we went from one animal story to another.

740
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:10,320
Zoo goers are appalled as dogs painted to look like tigers and ridiculous gimmick.

741
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,320
This was a rough sell.

742
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,320
They wrote that, not me.

743
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:22,320
A zoo in China is under scrutiny after allegedly dying two dogs black and orange to look like tigers.

744
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:28,320
According to video footage on the bite dance owned app, Duvin, the Chinese version of TikTok,

745
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:34,320
Chow Chows are enclosed in wooden pens and painted bright orange with black stripes.

746
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:46,320
The Daily Mail reported the animals at the Quizu Bay Forest Animal Kingdom barely resemble the fierce feline and viewers online were not so easily duped.

747
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,320
Isn't that just a dog?

748
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:53,320
One person commented, they definitely don't dare to bathe their dogs for fear of discoloration.

749
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,320
Someone else.

750
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,320
What if it rains?

751
01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:00,320
A big tiger with doglike temper, another one said.

752
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:10,320
The zoo located in Tazou later confessed to local media outlets that the animals were died as a gimmick, but assured that there were no health risks to the dogs.

753
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:17,320
It was a native Chow Chow died into a tiger dog, not a tiger, the zoo explained, per the Mirror.

754
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:25,320
So I guess one could die a Raiders jersey red and gold and they could call it a winner.

755
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,320
Just just thought.

756
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:35,320
All right, I think we're onto something. Get some red and gold spray paint. Got something Rob?

757
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,320
I've got a bunch of little stories here, so I'm sorry.

758
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:43,320
I've got a long eagerness. Honestly, my news ain't been what the shit lately.

759
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,320
Okay.

760
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:48,320
We don't know the political, so.

761
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,320
Yeah, that's true.

762
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,320
A lot of my ideas.

763
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:55,320
Oh my God, everything's fucking political right now. Can't get away from it.

764
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:59,320
Well, do you want to wrap this bitch up then?

765
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,320
Actually, let's do that tomorrow.

766
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,320
All right.

767
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:09,320
Everybody, thank you for listening. Have a good night and go fuck yourself.

768
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,320
Night assholes.

769
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:19,320
I was just joking, guys. I want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to keep downloading.

770
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:27,320
Oh, no, looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

771
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:55,320
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.